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10079677 No.10079677[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

i got angry at my mum and told her to flip off now she's really upset

what should i do?

>> No.10079681

play 2hu

>> No.10079680
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10079680

say sorry and give her a hug

>> No.10079684

Write an apologize letter with maccaroni, colored maccaroni.

>> No.10079685

Say sorry, maybe maker her a cake, give her a back rub.

>> No.10079689

give'er le dick

>> No.10079690

not funny dude my mom is dead

>> No.10079696

lock your door and go to sleep

>> No.10079697
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>> No.10079699

Make something of your life and stop being a disappointment.

>> No.10079701

THROW HER ON DA FLOOR

>> No.10079706

>>10079701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsm0v3SbgiU

>> No.10079714

Swallow.

>> No.10079720

>>10079706
she wants to fuck

>> No.10079729

>>10079697

What this guy said.

>> No.10079732

>>10079706
she got ownd

>> No.10079744

>>10079706
Holy crackers I feel terrible after watching this.

>> No.10079754

that feel when mom laughs at you for being a virgin

>> No.10079756

>>10079754
I fugged her dood

>> No.10079761

>>10079756
Oh, you!

>> No.10079765

>>10079706
He went through all that effort and then he ran off in a huff instead of going back to his computer?

What a pussy.

>> No.10079767

>>10079677
It's time to buy a tent and a sleeping bag. She'll throw you out of her house pretty soon. You lost the game.

>> No.10079773

>>10079767
>You lost the game.
You're right, I just lost the game.

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>> No.10079787

Apologize immediately and give her a hug

>> No.10079797

>>10079706
How can people take the Germans seriously when they say crap like ``vichelsmicheal'' and ``urdledorgle''?

>> No.10079802

>>10079800
Fuck you.

>> No.10079800

>>10079797
How can anyone take you seriously when you say crap like `` and ''?

>> No.10079804

>>10079800
What's wrong with quotation marks?

>> No.10079808

>>10079800
Who are YOU quoting

>> No.10079809

>>10079706
Any German NEETs willing to translate into English for us?

>> No.10079811

>>10079800
That's fine as per the American Standard Code for Information Interchange.

You might be getting confused because a lot of people complain about `` and " (note that second character) because it's wrong. `` and '' is fine.

>> No.10079813

have sex with her

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10079822

Am I too late?

>> No.10079820

>>10079811
They aren't fine as long as they aren't being converted into “ and ”. If you don't take the time to type out those two characters then just use " and " which you can find on any modern keyboard. Alternatively fuck off back to >>>/sci/ and >>>/prog/

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10079816

What's wrong with the word 'and' ?

>> No.10079819

>>10079677
you monster. apologize to her inmediatly

>> No.10079826

>>10079822
It's never to late
to give a dick.

>> No.10079833

>>10079820
You are a stupid, anti-intellectual piece of fucking shit and it's all you ever will be. Spare yourself the burden of being you and blow your brains out immediately.

>> No.10079833,1 [INTERNAL] 

le dick

>> No.10079833,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10079833
That's arguably better than being a stupid, pseudo-intellectual “piece of fucking shit”.

>> No.10079833,3 [INTERNAL] 

I don't like your standard because it's something I'm unfamiliar with, therefore it's wrong.

>> No.10079833,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10079833,2
How can anyone take you seriously when you say crap like “ and ”?

>> No.10079833,5 [INTERNAL] 

#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
string cock = ``suck my cock dude";
int x = 1;
void main(){
loop:
cout<< cock;
x++;
if (x) goto loop;}

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