/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time that you had a "wild NEET night" ?

Pissing all over the furniture, masturbating openly, howling at the moon, shitting on the floor, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

that's senseless destruction of my habitat, n-no thankyou.

on fridays i drink though, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10128959
japs like ghostbusters?

[Anonymous No.]

Two weeks ago I had a dream where I woke up and got out of the bed and then I woke up again and got out of the bed and this looped for nearly four times. I had no idea if I was awake or asleep since I kept dreaming that I was waking up.

Eventually I got so frustrated that I urinated on the floor because I was convinced that I was just dreaming so it wouldn't matter. I wasn't dreaming and my mother was angry.

[Anonymous No.]

well I masturbate pretty open all the time

howl at the moon? maybe ill try that some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>10128959
OP you're a werewolf and on the fool moon you turn into the creature, shitting and pissing everywhere, fapping ferociously, howling at the moon and raping women

[Anonymous No.]

3 weeks ago... I stole some of my dad's liquor, got drunk while listening to dubstep and threw up inside my shoes, tried to make a run for the bathroom but ended up pissing in the kitchen floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10128976
Last night I had a dream about being selected for an experiment to be be isolated in the ISS. I remember floating around for what seemed like months just looking down at the earth and its blue oceans.

I was asleep for 14 hours and I remember waking up, rolling over, then continuing the dream where I left off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10128986
バカ

[Niña Pequeña !gam/LOlitA No.]

>>10128976
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_awakening

Had those once, super kowai.

[Anonymous No.]

remember that night when quoting stopped working? I got myself worked up into some crazy maniac rage and ripped up my couch

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone else ever lost track of time from being inside so much that they had no idea what time it was and did inappropriate things that you would normally only do when you're alone?

Once I woke up and I thought it was the middle of the night so I started masturbating, but it was actually 5:00PM and all of my family was wide awake and home from work. My mother opened the door to ask me where I wanted to eat dinner and she saw me polishing my dolphin to lewd images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10128959
are you a dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10129002
I use 24 hour clock for this reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10128994
I wish I could continue dreams where I left off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10128959
>howling at the moon

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10128984
on the fool moon wouldn't he turn into cirno?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10129024
OP is confusing NEET for werewolf again.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't howl at the moon, but sometimes I partake in alcoholic beverages and start obnoxiously singing rap songs in the living room while wearing nothing but my boxers.

Last time I became intoxicated and started yelling, "DON'T START NO SHIT, THERE WON'T BE NO SHIT. DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU FUGGIN WITH" over and over again. My father tried to calm me down but I just kept yelling out lines to the song like, "I'M THE TARANTULA ON THE CATERPILLAR" and "I'M THE DICK IN THE PUSSY. I'M THE FLY ON THE SHIT" while he tried to restrain me.

It was a very shameful NEET night. I was too embarrassed to leave my room for days after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10129043
u wot m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>10129030
when i read ur comment i literally spit out my water from my mouth as i drank it

and i dont mean that like sarcastic shit, it reallly happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>10129043
your post made me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10129002
Waiting for someone to role play out this scene.