NEET General

[Anonymous No.]

How are you NEETs NEETing it up today?

I've been stuck in a NEET slump for the last week or so and need some ideas to pass the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I get into a NEET slump I just watch more old anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235135
What exactly is a NEET slump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235142

OP picture describes it pretty accurately (I'm not OP)

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up.
Cuddled my pillow for an hour.
Got up, turned on my computer.
Checked my youtube service spam in my inbox.
New DBZA, watched that.
Ignored the people crying about my various active trolls.
Came to /jp/.
Posted here.

I wonder where this brave new day will take me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235159
I should have thought more before typing anything.

Anyway, in a NEET slump I pick a random anime or manga without looking up anything about it and watch/read it and finish it. Even if it's garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235160
>Ignored the people crying about my various active trolls.

oh so your one of those then?
*banishes back 2 under ur bridge

[Anonymous No.]

i have a headache

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235187

You must have an iron will.
I drop most animu after like 3 episodes, because most of it is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

trying to learn some more programming. im still confused. i think ill go take a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235142

signs you might be in a NEET slump
>spending more time on 4chan than usual
>sleeping more than usual
>masturbating more than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235187
>I pick a random anime or manga without looking up anything about it and watch/read it and finish it. Even if it's garbage.

I've started doing this with everything. It's amazing how much I used to let my opinions be swayed by Rotten Tomatoes scores and 4chan. Now I've discovered plenty of cartoons and games that I love but everyone else hated, or that I hated but everyone else loved. I feel like a free man instead of a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

most "good anime" sucks and most "shit anime" is actually enjoyable, is what i've found about anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235141
>anime

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you guys get your torrents from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235135
Studying Japanese is a fun fix
you feel good about bettering yourself, and even better surfing a ton of random Japanese sites and know what they're saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235213
Torrents of what?

[Anonymous No.]

im really tired and i just woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235192
The best way to learn programming is to steal other people's code.

It's not like they'll ever know. I've been a webdev for 10 years and I've written maybe 5% of actual code, and even that is usually just modifications to a stolen code. It just werks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235216
You have shit taste is what I've found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235222
That takes way too long to pay off.

If anything is worth reading some weeb will translate it for free eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235231
thank you ill try and do that.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been wearing the same jeans for a week, plus I've been getting drunk on cheap cider all day, every day. Not bad really. Not eating to counteract the calories I'm gaining by drinking too much alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235216
Well, people tend to give shows shit if they're popular ("casual shit") or cute ("moeshit") and feel good by going for pretentious stuff, but sometimes we just want to enjoy cuteness or funniness instead of some edgy award-baiting script

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235240
not at all
the whole point is it does take time, you make a game out of it
first you're learning one word at a time and before you know it you're reading sentences

There's no real wrong way to do it, it's pretty exciting diving into the unknown

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235236

anyone that watches anime has shit taste because all anime is garbage. no sense in being elitist about it. if you're going to waste your time you might as well be entertained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235259
Why would you say something you enjoy is garbage? I don't get people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235212
>>10235259
You guys make me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235259

Everything we do is for entertainment. Have to keep yourself occupied, no matter what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235274

Some people treasure garbage, or what others consider garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235300

Moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235305
No, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235274
It's a method of moderation, albeit a bad one. The easiest way of distancing yourself from something is to deem it worthless or shit. It's instant, effortless and effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235247
Why are you wearing jeans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235262
you sound like a fucking nerd

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a /jp/er

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235385
I'm pretty fat and I smell. Do you still want to fuck me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235395
I know most /jp/ers are gross, but I can't help myself fantasizing about /jp/ every morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235399
I'm not gross, i'm a pretty boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235399
I fantasize about you fucking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235385
I'm pretty cute but I might die from getting fucked really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235385

I'm like that other guy who is fat, but I don't smell that bad since I take showers daily. I don't like smelling my body odor, and I also have long hair that gets greasy if I don't wash it daily.

I have a fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235438
Bitch you made me <s>hurl</s>

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235135
Been playing the FFXIV Alpha. it's pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235453
You should masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking faggots, now my dick and my nipples are hard. One day I'll become rich and kidnap one of you so I can finally have my own /jp/er maid-slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235444

My two necks with a stubbly beard on them is really attractive.

I promise.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been laying in bed crying myself to sleep and crawling in my skin with dir en grey songs on repeat. I hate being depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235453
Do your nipples normally get hard without any stimulation? That's sugoi dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235466
Don't worry, everything is going to be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235185

Me too. I think it's from eating to much noodles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235474
i took a nap and it went away though, I feel fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235468
I shouldn't have played with them so much. Also, the cold isn't helping

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235466

I don't cry even when I'm depressed. I feel like people are watching me constantly.

My cats don't like it when I hug them, either.

[Anonymous No.]

*neets all over the thread*

Clean it up.

[Anonymous No.]

I accidentally stuck my thumb up my ass one time and it was terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235515
Did you find a gold nugget?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235519

No I felt a log resting in there.

Felt pretty good actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235527
Dear god...get the belt!

[Anonymous No.]

there's only one person that uses the term ``/jp/er''

and this person goes to /a/
and goes to /b/
and goes to /v/
and goes to /vg/
and goes to /g/
and goes to /pol/
and goes to /tg/
and goes to /r9k/
and goes to /cgl/
and goes to /soc/
and goes to /q/
and possibly even more boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235527
I go whatever I want.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately, I've been finding bright red blood on the toilet paper after wiping my ass. Am I not eating enough veggies because the turd feels so hard it's like I'm shitting out a dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235527

You forgot to mention /x/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235527
There's only one person that uses `` ''

and this person is a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235539

try shooting water up your ass

>>10235540

``nerd"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235527
>``''

Post invalidated

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235527
I find /jp/ to be the only good term.
/jp/sie is disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235582
>/jp/
/jp/er.
My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235582
>not using /jp/sie

S-shut up, I'm quoting you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235582

I always thought it had something to do with aspergers until I finally enunciated it myself. I was walking down some stairs and just about fell over when I realized it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235602
I thought it was just saying "Jay Pee C". I refuse to think it's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235602
It's not /jp/sie in the sense that we take it easy? I'm no fucking gypsie mang

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235607
What the hell would the C stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235622
cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235622
It stands for nothing. Just too lazy to type alt codes or something to show pronunciation. Like "JPeasy", that's how I pronounce it.

>>10235626
Oh shut up you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235621
>>10235607
Maybe it's time for you to become /jp/ers

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235640

I'm fat not creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235644
Anyone on this board is sufficiently creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235640
I've seen one of those movies before. And no, I refuse to change. You can't make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235649
I'm only a little creepy at best. Not enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone help me? I have a song stuck in my head but can't remember anything about it. It was drawn in the same art style as galo sengen, but they were playing basketball, and there were guns.

Thanks if anyone can tell from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235657
pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235649

Fapping to loli and smelling like B.O. doesn't make me creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235663
Take a shower. There's no need for you to smell and feel dirty. And don't say you don't have time, you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235657

I know what you're talking about, but I can't remember the name. Gimme a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235657
It probably is something by group_inou

[Anonymous No.]

I got woken up by the gardener again today. This has been happening for years. He has one of those sit-on lawnmowers and I get so angry being woken up by him riding it around with a dumb look on his face. My mother told me she called and left a message for him to stop coming, but I guess he didn't get it. I got so angry when I heard him out front. I went outside and told him to stop coming. When I came back inside my room smelled of cut grass and lawn mower exhaust, it was gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235669

I need a haircut. Even after a shower, by the end of the day I smell very odoriferous.

I also haven't washed my clothing in weeks.

Guess I'll get on that soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235687
>>10235663
You are a creep by normals standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235657

Found it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE2ywCcKkdQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235677
>>10235670
Thanks. Im still searching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235687
Do it now. You say soon but you won't do it. Now is a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235696
Haha Was just about to say I found it too, thanks to your hint.

Anyway thanks alot mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235711
>mate

Get out. No, just get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235711

Your typing style makes me want you to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235726
It's not just me either then, Thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235711
>mate
Yer a minging pikey nancy boy get out before you wreck yourself you ninnie

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235729
It's always nice to meet someone who feels the same way. Sometimes I think I might be going crazy for getting bugged by things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235711
oi m9 i fucked u're mum

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235742
I know what you mean. Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235742
Reading anonymous imageboards for years made me extremely sensitive to the writing style.

It's a massive red flag now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235749

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235749
Onore! Y-You!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235719
>>10235726
>>10235729
>>10235734
>>10235740
>>10235742
>>10235745
The funny thing is I did that on purpose just because I figured it'd get a response, not this much since yall normally are so docile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235768
Sure, whatever, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235768
Please stop. You are triggering my autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235768
Why there's no porn of it yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235768
>The funny thing is I did that on purpose just because I figured it'd get a response
Are you a diagnosed neurotypical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235768
are u 'aving a giggle m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235784
Characters are too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

everyone in my family smokes except for me and it keeps making me poorly

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235794
why don't you smoke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235768
This guy.

>>10235787
I think he is actually having a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday when I woke up there was a steak in the fridge and cupcakes on the counter with a note saying my parents were out for the night. When I woke up today there's $20 on the counter, so I'm assuming they're going to be gone again tonight.

I'm going to order a kickass pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235794
Start smoking.

>>10235797
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235794
Poorly what?
Are you okay fellow /jp/sie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235806
Poison? Check.
Alibi? Check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235806
Save the money, don't eat anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235818
I don't care if you don't want to, start smoking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235802
i'm not cool enough

>>10235809
i don't want to

>>10235810
it makes me poorly

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235818
don't listen to >>10235821 he's bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235821
but i won't like it
also my mum says i'm not allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235826
i know

>>10235829
please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235826
S-shut up! I'm not bad!

>>10235827
Then don't I guess. Whatever, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235818
i want to smoke your penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235834
why should i stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235834
I won't stop, I want to smoke it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235834
I'm not bad, stop agreeing with that guy! Start smoking again!

[Anonymous No.]

you're all confusing me i'm just going to open a window

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235844
dont kill yourself ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235844
PLEASE kill yourself. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

You should get addicted to drugs. Because then you will always know what do do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235844
But we love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235852
My /jp/nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235852
Drugs require you to have money. Especially if you want some proper good drugs like heroin.

Where the fuck would NEET find money to sustain his heroin habits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235859
Fuck, guess none for me.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235859
Welfare same as other junkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235852
I would if I had a way of obtaining drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235859
> some proper good drugs like heroin.

lol, fucking casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235871

Here comes the psychedelics squad to tell us all about their ego death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235867
Junkies can't sustain themselves on welfare, regular use of drugs is far more expensive.

Most junkies tend to turn to crime, but that's pretty much like getting a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235886
What's a a drug baron? Is that like a butt pirate?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, we have some DRUG EXPERTS in here today!

What is it with you faggots and flaunting your knowledge? You could be hardcore drug barons for all I care, I don't give a shit. Fuck off to 420chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235886
Welcome to /jp/. We have semi regular discussions on drugs here because drugs are one of the better ways of escapism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235892
No "we" don't, fagglit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235888


Do you have any idea how funny this post is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235896
Y-you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235906
I-Is that bad? Please tell me. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235892
You need a job to support a drug habit, therefore you don't belong in the NEET thread. Go make your own thread, normallord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235917

As I expected, you're hilarious and you don't even realize it.

That joke you made was comedy gold. I KNEW you wouldn't realize it, but a guy with a keen eye for humor sees it. You have potential to be a real funny guy!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my gosh.

[zawchu No.]

Stay NEET; stay healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235892
>we

Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys. Guess what? I just masturbated to this.

http://exhentai.org/s/b50a9d4fcf/399738-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235967

A sad panda?

Epic troll, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235917
No it isn't. You brightened my day, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235940
He's trying to employ you stay away from the Tusken raider or you'll end up like our dear anzu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235967
A picture of a panda?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try DMT because people say it's not a drug like the other druggie drugs and isn't bad but I don't want to handle after effects even coffee is too much for me. I'm very nervous in asking this don't take it in a nonfictional way.

[Anonymous No.]

My friend keeps saying weed isn't a drug and that I should smoke it with him.

I don't want to get all potted up and accidentally cut my arm off. I'm thinking about reporting him to the police.

Should I trust him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236004
Never trust a junkie

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235967
GTFO, furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235973
>>10235986
>>10236005

>He doesn't know how to get past sad panda

fucking newfags <s>xD</s>

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235940
>>10235978
Ah I thought I was going to be made of. ;_;

Well that makes me glad then. Glad you enjoyed reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236012
You should drop the ;_;, though. I's holding you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236004
>isn't a drug
It is.

>all potted up and accidentally cut my arm off
You won't. Weed isn't that bad, at most you'll feel like you're happy as fuck or some shit. Alcohol is much worse in that regard.

>reporting him
Don't be a faggot, unless he killed someone he doesn't deserve to get reported.

>Should I trust him?
It's your choice. The only thing I can tell you is that it's not that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236004
My friend injected weed once and the next time I saw him he had made a mess of all my pots and pans. He didn't even look like my friend any more, he was like an animal. Now he's serving twenty years in prison.

Weed: not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

The marijuana needles you can get from street dealers are coated with meth and heroin.

Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

I fed this local cat that popped in the window, he's really, really fat. And I fed my cat too, who is less fat. Then I had to clean cat vomit off my pillow, because my cat threw up.

it distracted me from other more important things though, so im glad

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236064
fuckin weabo

[Anonymous No.]

Chest pains are fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235385
I'd let you fuck me. I'm kinda lame, though.
My dick ain't that big, and I don't last that long, so I'm not up to fucking someone myself, but I could take your dick no matter how big it is, and I'd be willing to let you cum wherever you want so long as it isn't in my eyes.

Oh, and I don't care how ugly you are, in fact that'd be good thing since it'd probably mean that you're a disease-free virgin too, and the idea of getting off an ugly nerd is actually pretty sexy to me.

You'd have to book a hotel or take me to your house, though.
I live with my parents and it'd hardly be appropriate for me to be begging for your cock when my little sister spends the majority of her time in the next room playing her games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235135
Woke up at 8am.
Got out of apartment to move car back home.
8am policy to move cars somewhere else from 8am to 5:30pm.
Get outside. No one is in the offices my apartments are above. Gates are all still closed.
Can't get out. Decide to drive over over grass and side walk of business between the small space of the gate. Get home at 8:30am. Sleep on couch until 12:30noon. Watch Yamaguchi Riko jav. Go to sleep again. Watch Japanese movies all day while collecting obscure Japanese images.Now I am here.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happened to that one guy who was going to find himself a child prostitute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236045

Alright. I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235920

Autism bux buys my drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236235
reported to the govt

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236235
You must be using some cheap shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236235
Fucking leech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236174
<s>Tell me more.</s>

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236174
Can you fucking homo/tranny freaks get the fuck off /jp/ and head over to /soc/?


Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236174

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236174
If you won't even let someone cum in your eyes, you'll be a virgin forever Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it when NEET threads go to shit with all the shitty gay virgin neckbeard flirting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236277

I'm crossboarder scum. Does this often happen? Is it LE IRONIC FAGGOT TALK LEL xD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236277

I'm a gay neckbeard virgin and that hurts my feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236277
I wish we had more girls to flirt, anon. But until that happens you have to deal with sausage fest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236300

>Wanting to flirt with girls

What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236248
What more is there to say? I'm neither ugly, nor attractive. I'm neither masculine, nor feminine.
The only thing that I am is devoted to pleasing whoever'll take me, and oh boy, would I let you take me.

>>10236247
I don't really consider myself gay, actually. I just want to pleasure and love a fellow anon.
And I'm the furthest thing from being tranny, really. Those idiots disgust me with their fake terms and their poor attempts at justifying their delusions and lack of self control.

>>10236251
I'm not fat or spotty, anon. But if it makes you feel better, I am pretty pathetic and I realise that.

>>10236261
B-but it hurts... You wouldn't want to hurt me, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236309

State?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236309
I want to hurt you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236309
>I'm not gay I just want to take cocks and have men cum all over my body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236310
>What are you, gay?
I'm quite sexually confused, but girls are sadly my main sexual preference.
If only I was truly gay I'd be trying to score with somebody from this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10235203
I've been in that slump for almost 3 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236312
I don't live in the US anymore, sorry.
I live in the UK currently, but I'm hoping to move back next year if I can find a job or somebody who'd be willing to put up with me.

>>10236318
Not just any man, I want a /jp/sie to do it!
<s>Although, I would be willing to let several of you do it to me at once if you're all into that kinda thing.</s>

>>10236320
W-why? D-do you want to see me cry, anon?
I-is that what gets you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236345
No I don't get off on that and yes I want to see you cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236345
Why are you posting pictures of girls preparing to take the dick when you're a guy? I thought you said you weren't a tranny freak?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't I just be a cute hikki NEET girl? Why can't I be simple minded and easily impressed so I can enjoy every day no matter how repetitious? I wish I could erase my memories and begin a new life. I'm so sick and tired of this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236359

It was good until it said vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236367
That's not how this thread works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236378
Are you the official NEET thread police officer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236350
I don't really have anything else that's appropriate to post, sorry. I just like to post images when I'm making sageworthy posts.
<s>I must admit that it'd be pretty great to look like a girl whilst retaining my dick and prostate, though. Maybe then I'd be able to get a /jp/sie to sleep with me. ;___;</s>

>>10236352
I-it's okay if it gets you off, anon. W-we can use my tears as lubricant if that's what you're into.

>>10236359
>niggers
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|　　,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, 　 |
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＼　　｀ニニ´　 .:::／　　　　N-NO THANK YOU
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　 　　　 ヽ　　,イ 　　ヽ　 :イ..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236383
Yes. Take your angst out on another board, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236392
Fuck you. You don't control me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236389
Read the global rules and/or fuck off to homolord land, shithead

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236398
Way to prove my point, msf moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236401
Fuck you and your point nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Nooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236400
I have read them, and unless they've been updated recently, the only rules I'm arguably breaking are the "post quality" and avatarfagging ones, unless you count NSFW images even though I've spoilered the ones containing actual genetalia; in which case you might as well complain about 30% of the posts on this board for not being up to your standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236423
spoiling shit is just as bad as posting it anyway asshole

nobody wants to fuck a shitposter, why do you think that idiot that makes 20 threads a day aint getting any

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236423
NSFW images that are posted as a spoiler image are still NSFW. That's how it's always been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236423
NSFW is still against the rules regardless of the shitposters, dumbass

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

I grilled pork chops today with some Waterloo barbecue sauce. It was amazing, the sauce is great on just about any meat and spectacular on ribs. I have to order it since it's made by a local restaurant that I don't live near anymore, but they have an online shop setup so it's easy. I love the modern world.

>>10236448
>>10236451
It's not a big deal.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S4762268#p4762652

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236485
That rule has been revoked by another mod a few months ago. Also, cute Ranka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236485
That's a two year old post. Care to explain why spoilered porn and NSFW images are deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236434
>>10236448
>>10236451
Quit your whining. I still don't understand why people bitch about this shit.

How the hell is /jp/ worksafe, anyway? It's a board infested by people who refuse to work, and doujins/"hentai" are a huge part of japanese internet culture, it's stupid to enforce NSFW on here.
Hell, if you have work to do, why the hell are you even here? Go do your work, normies.

Oh, and hey, Janiturd. Go fuck yourself.
Don't submit a ban request for me when you allow people to use /jp/ as their own personal blog, you little shit.
Why don't you go work on the quality of the topics in this board before you start trying to ban people breaking arbitrary rules just because you don't like what they're posting, cunt?
You let people post shitty threads, you let them blog about crap that nobody cares about, and you let crossboarders shit all over the place just because the thread is somewhat related to japan? Yeah, no, go fuck yourself and lurk more, faget.

>>10236489
That mod can go fuck himself. I want our old meido back.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the world does end on the 21st. It would mean I go down with everyone else.

It would also mean that the people who wasted their lives working will be worse off than myself, who just sat at home playing video games 24/7 for many years.

I know this will not happen though. I'm not even sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236485
>2010
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9549154

[Anonymous No.]

Janitor, please submit a ban request for this guy: >>10236504

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236504
Some people want spoiler images to be actual spoilers, you know, how they were meant to be used. Same goes for text spoiler misuse, greentext, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236504
because if /jp/ was NSFW there would be porn dumps everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

I can't take it easy with these grannies bickering around me.

Make it stop. （´・ω・｀）

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236504
Looks like the little dicksucker is mad.

[Anonymous No.]

that sofa when no smelly NEET pussy to fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236504
Fuck off shitmaster, /jp/ is worksafe because otherwise it would be nothing but porn. There loads of boards for hentai along with the boorus and exhentai so shut up like a good bitch before you puke more shit form that mouth of yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236520
Wrong. There would be porn discussions everywhere with a lewd image now and then. We would redirect pure dumps to /h/ and the janitor should have our back on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236541
>Let's not even talk about >>10236497.
is that why that post is what the janitor has been following?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236510
He already has, and the 15 minutes have already passed.
I'd make a thread on /q/ whining about the current state of /jp/ but I know it's futile with the way things are going.

It's actually funny how you shitheads whine about /a/ when this board is far, far worse.
But hey, I'm sure you enjoy this blog crap, and the constant thinly-veiled shitposts justified with images of touhou characters.
I'm going back to /a/ where I can just ignore the few idiots because /a/'s at least productive and care about their hobbies unlike you pathetic /r9k/-tier cockbarons.

>>10236532
Suck MY cock, dude.

>>10236537
Exactly.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10236489
>>10236496
It is against the rules, but the staff have been clear that they don't really care that much. Let's not even talk about >>10236497. They get deleted because the janitors try to do their best and even then it's commonly left alone if it's on topic. I doubt there have been many bans handed out by mods.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S3882015#p3885072

Also, isn't she adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>NSFW images

But nobody here even works to begin with so it's safe to post them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236543
>I'm going back to /a/
talk is cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

I.T.T. - /q/

Let's remember we're NEETs again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236543
Nobody is gonna miss you
Get wrecked, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236543
I don't know whether to leave that post up so we can laugh, or report it so it's deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236543
>cockbarons

So THIS is similar to butt pirate thing right? It has to be.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10236542
You should read a post if you want to reply to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236563
Yes. Congratulations, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236567
Times change, and so do rules.

[Anonymous No.]

What does it mean to be a buttpirate anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236543
I got your back nooblord.
I love /jp/ and it is saddening to see them over run with cockbarons blogging about their school and office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236577
Hooray! Finally.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10236580
It's always been against the rules, the point is that it's not a big deal and not even the staff really cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>NSFW is not allowed. Post links externally if you must discuss nsfw, just don't post it. Censoring (spoilers, mosaics) your porn is not allowed either. Moot agreed, don't bother him about it.

[Anonymous No.]

SFW porn is alright though, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236611
All of 4chan is this bad now. /jp/ has it the least terrible, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236650
That's right. Get under my desk and start sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236655
The other boards are shit because their userbases are awful. /jp/ is shit because of moderation stifling our creativity and original content.

[👑 The King !Bounce/Nl. No.]

>>10236646
Is this supposed to be a counterpoint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236670
>moderation stifling our creativity and original content.

Do you seriously believe this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236677
You arent around here back in 2008 right?
Back when anything goes and sarcastic insults are the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236688
I've been posting on /jp/ since its creation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236677
It's not actually possible that anybody actually believes this. That one guy who always talks about how he'd be a quality contributor if he didn't live in existential fear of the janitor is just taking the piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236699
I agree, I really doubt anyone actually believes things would be better without moderation; 4chan isn't the same place it was back in 2008.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever have delusion about starting your life over/becoming god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236699
>taking the piss

Figures that a filthy Brit who lives in a totalitarian country would suck the janitors cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236721
I had a worlds in my head where I was god/superhuman etc etc.
I used to trip out all the time.

It's gone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236733
Teach me your ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236699
On the other hand, I'd dare to say that completely mindless shitspam does stifle creativity and original content. During the periods when I have been less depressed, more energetic and actually doing something, low quality posts have genuinely upset me. By low quality I mean pure attention-seeking Accel style spam and /b/-level "trolling".

[Anonymous No.]

>...isn't the same place it was back in 2008

Nothing is the same as it was in 2008, and it never will be. Quit living in the past and sucking each other off about how great things were.

Move the fuck on, it's not coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236748
Maybe it will if the world ends.

http://www.terriblefate.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236753
The world will never end. A small band of adventurers will always rise up and put things right at the last minute while learning a lesson about the true power of friendship. ...or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236748
I think you need to read the sentence again, and consider that section in context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236743
Stupid things happened, depression kicked in.
I can hardly trip out anymore.
Now I just feel bad all the time and struggle to shut it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236764
Wasn't directed at the poster who wrote that, it was directed at all the people who have been bitching and moaning non-stop about it around here and on every board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236769
Other board?
Those were gone since 2006 though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236778
>2006

This goes up every couple of years. To the hipsters at 4-ch and the hipsters at SAoVQ pretending to be hipsters from 4-ch, it's usually 2005.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been watching Louie. I liked it at first but I'm starting to feel like it's a 7/10 show at best. Maybe my standards are too high right now because I watched all of Seinfeld and Arrested Development before starting this.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a pretty awful thread. I'm gonna take it easy over here if you guys don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236791
I've personally never changed it from 2006, that was the first summer that caused a massive influx of new shitty posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236824
A lot of people here should take up after your example, myself included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236004
>I don't want to get all potted up and accidentally cut my arm off.

You're fucking retarded.

I smoked some dank weed once and all it did was make me feel slightly dizzier. I think I'm just naturally high since my mom drank heavily during her pregnancy. It would explain my retardation and why I keep coming back to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236910
don't be so hard on yourself.

[hello No.]

ketamine, mdma, some RCs, lots of opiates, amphetamine, and benzos, smokin' and drinkin'

ocassional manga, keeping up on a few currently airing anime series, watching some old ones. playing some VNs and messing around with my 3DS (999, virtues last reward), trying to get into touhou recently as well. been reading the death note book 'l change the world' and got a group of people to play dota 2 with (not a /jp/ game, but might as well blog everything!)

still i feel all alone ;_;

i just wish friends were closer than they are. i wish i had the 'chill every day just because you both got shit to do' type of friends, but everyone seems to have all these things to do. never any time to come over and play some smash bros and mario kart and maybe have a few drinks.

not truNEET but i sure feel lonely like everyone else here

/blog

[Anonymous No.]

Pick something that society would deem stupid and pointless, something original, and utterly devote yourself to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236932
Being lonely is an /a/-related habit. Please take it elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236939

you know damn well i can't shitpost and blog on /a/ because nobody will read my whining there

[Anonymous No.]

i want to play the new dota 2 gamemode all day for items, but it's so unfun

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236942

it's just slow and repetative. perfect if your autismal.

[mod No.]

>>10236949

go back to your respective boards please.

[Anonymous No.]

What boards are you guys all from? /tv/ and /r9k/ here.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you Neets do it?
I'm jealous of you really, it must be nice to have so much time to think.
Where I am now it's nearly impossible to get time to myself.

[mod No.]

i've been forcing myself to learn japanese

but it got too hard and i gave up

trying to learn java now so i can make shitty iphone games and make money to support my neet habbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236959

you live off of autism bucks or parents. sometimes you have to do chores it's a drag sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236959
I wonder how many people here actually spend time thinking. I spend all the time on 4chan and in games or reading trying to stop myself from thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236990
Whenever I have time alone, I usually keep the chan open, but just look at the wall and think deeply.
Can be a great time killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236178
are you ok? take some painkillers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237043
I'm ok. It happens and it's not even painkiller worthy. It's just annoying and a bit constricting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236964
Why are you using that name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237053
Do you smoke or do you have asthma? I hope it stops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237083
Neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237094
ok. Try to keep healthy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236309
I'd fuck you, but i don't live in amerikkka, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10236990
>I wonder how many people here actually spend time thinking.
Excessive thinking is the reason why I am what I am. I've never been able to live the moment and just participate with everyone else. Why am I doing this? Why is he doing that? What if? What could I be doing instead? What should I be doing? How could I have done this better? To whom should I contribute more? What lead to this? What will be next? I spend hours every day with these questions. They're more urgent than everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, I need to stock arguments to justify my NEET lifestyle. Help please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237735
Socks? Always go for the white ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237735
I have a few pairs of Dockers (dress?) socks are some of the most comfortable socks I own. They're very soft and very stretchy, almost like girl socks. I can pull them up to about my knees, almost over. When it's too cold for them to make my ankles and feet warm, I use them as an undersock with another thicker, less comfortable sock over them.

Pulling those socks over my feet, up my legs, to my knees feels so good. I'd love to buy a longer pair of socks, maybe thigh socks, so I could feel what it's like to pull something up my entire leg. I bet it feels amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs more NEET discussion, rather than lewdness.
I've been trying to get a FLAC copy for my entire music library recently, which I've been continuing today. It's hard work cause I get an entire discography rather than a single song - and I don't like to get rid of a song until I've heard it quite a few times.
Been watching some animu and about to start on some jap - I only started learning it last week despite being NEET for 3 years.
I've also been in a bit of a NEET slump OP - having a few housing issues unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237744
Stop...

[Anonymous No.]

I've been a NEET since my mid teens, almost 30 now. Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237763
>OP

Don't address me, weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237763
If you're concerned about audio quality, you don't necessarily need FLACs. It's been proven that it's essentially impossible to tell the difference between FLACs and high bitrate MP3s, and any perceived differences are usually just from the listener knowing that he's listening to "higher quality" audio. I like MP3 v0, because it has smaller file size.

[Anonymous No.]

I decided to install battlefield 1942 because its free now, and that was a lot of fun; I think I played that for three hours or so. I'm not really sure what to do now though, thinking of watching some Hidamari Sketch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237770
>Living the dream.

You think you are. You are ignorant of what is out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237778
I only get it in FLAC due to:
1. knowing it's got a base quality
2. Ability to convert it without mishap/loss

[Anonymous No.]

I am really hungry and normally I'd go to a local convenience store but its raining really hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what it is with my headphones. I thought they were too tight, so I bent them slightly. Then compared to my old ones, they were loose, so I bent them back to match my old ones. I also put the old earpads on, and they're still not as comfortable as my old ones. Something is telling me to get the old ones repaired, but I sent an email asking how much it would cost to get two drivers replaced and I haven't gotten a response yet, and the new ones I'm wearing have the old earpads and put the same amount of pressure on my head.

Still these new ones don't feel as comfortable as my old ones. Maybe my old ones were never very comfortable and I'm just being critical of headphones. I mean, they don't hurt my ears or anything, my ears just feel weird in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237778
Flacs are useful if you need to convert songs to a smaller bitrate and filesize, or if you like messing with post-production effects and mixing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237778
It's only impossible to tell if your headphones/speakers are shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even know sometimes. I'm now sitting in Ventrilo listening to a conversation between two of my friends. One that lives near me is saying a girl he went on a date with was legitimately weird and awkward, and he had sex with her, while my other friend (who moved out of state) is asking why, saying he should only have sex with other men. I haven't said anything in about 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237784
Pointless, grueling labor?

The internet provides endless entertainment for practically free. In the old days people got jobs because life was fucking boring and anything worth doing cost money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237792
I'm kinda jealous, actually. I wish I could sit with people in voice chats, but my skype is pretty much dead.
Never really had any reasons to talk with people outside of playing video games together.
Will never understand how to do it either, it just doesn't come natural.
The only exception was a girl I once fell in love with for no apparent reason - we could chat for hours, hell, sometimes for 30 hours straight. Spent half of our time masturbating and another half talking about everything and anything we could think of.
That was a wonderful time.

Depressingly, I might miss the masturbation part more than actual talking.
It was really darn great masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>parents get visits
>what are you doing anon?
>L-loking for a job
>What did you graduated in?
>I-i never went to college

Everybody looks at me like I'm the biggest loser on earth.

Oh god it's starting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237826
Collages are really easy to make, just take a bunch of pictures and use paste to stick them to some paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237811
I only sit in there because we've been friends since third grade and I get a laugh out of some of the stuff said. Two of us are NEET, one just got his first job about a year ago at 22. There's also a fourth friend in our group, but he never sits in with us and is pretty reclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237767
I wanted to buy a cute pair of pajamas, but they're out of stock and I haven't asked when they'd be back in stock. I figured to wait until 2013. Maybe in the meantime I can buy a nice pair of thigh high socks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237832
don't know if that's a joke but it clearly says college, should say looking tho, fucking typos man

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237845
Well, the kinds of pictures you'd need would depend on what the collage is about. If it's about animals for example, you'd want to get some pictures of cats or dogs for it.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with the extreme lack of motivation, /jp/ NEETs? I can't get anything done, ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237885
There's no need to do anything. Don't stress yourself out about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237885
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237890
But it's been so long since I accomplished something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237894
and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237896
I think I'm obliged to pretend to feel bad about it as a member of society.

<s>I'm not pretending. I'm also sorry for abusing the spoilers!</s>

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237898
Whatever you say, tool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237885
Nothing actually needs to be done. For instance, I've been wanting to drive up north for about a year now, and take the lightrail for about two years now. I've been wanting to sell my car for a few months now and make some cinnamon rolls for a few weeks. I'll get to those things eventually and I don't feel any different not doing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

who da neet