/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

what is the most perverted thing you've done

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>>10239089
u'r mom LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Had sex with a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239094
my mom is not a thing

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>>10239094
Oh fuck, that was actually pretty damn funny.

[Anonymous No.]

fapped to futanari porn I guess

[Anonymous No.]

jerked it to interracial porn (white woman black man)

i was high as fuck though and i have paid my retributions for this act through years of disgust and regret

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239119
Why is there so much /pol/ shit here now?

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>>10239119
Oh man I know that feeling...
She was so hot I had to ignore the nigger for a while.
It felt so wrong after ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

let an asian boy cum inside me.
<s>it felt pretty good...</s>

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239140

yeah exactly blacks in porn get more popular by the day, i hate it when my favorite pornstar gets a new scene out and it's a black guy fucking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239131
kill the white smoke the pot

[Anonymous No.]

I humped my loli sister to orgasm.
Dry humped, we were both clothed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239153

oh yeah i did that to my little cousin, i was a kid as well though though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239131
Go climb on a banana tree, you fucking ape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239100
No it was not.

[Anonymous No.]

Licked my imouto's puss. Tasted salty, probably because she didn't wipe it properly. Was about 9 or 10 at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

I made this hentai image in photoshop, then I had it printed at a legit print shop and put it into an antique frame, then I brought it to Burning Man in America and participated in an orgy with this Australian porn star and 7 other people (4 girls ;D), then gave the hentai picture to her, then fapped to pictures of her masturbating with a vibrator with this hanging in the background.

I currently live in Japan and am going to Comiket.

[Anonymous No.]

Sucked my own dick.
<s>I was also wearing nipple clamps and had a butt plug inserted</s>.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239248
FAAAAAAG

[Anonymous No.]

Masturbated inside of my sleeping bag in a small room with 3 other people at night.

Woke up at least one of them.

Masturbated to some Sailor Moon porn at an internet cafe. Pretty sure the owner noticed.

Masturbated outdoors multiple times. Not even my fetish or anything, I was just a horny kid like that.

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>>10239089
/soc/

i'm reporting this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Snatched two pairs of loli panties from from poorly guarded pool's locker room.
I was sniffining them for weeks. I estimate the original owners to be 9, 7 yo.

I still have them

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239279
Please review the global rules before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239294
review this!

*whips out dick*

[Anonymous No.]

Stole one girl's socks and fapped with one sock in my mouth and second - on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239345
Did they smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239353
Smelled like heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

Used my sister's in law electric toothbrush to stimulate my penis, then came on it.

I rinsed the cum off, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I had sex with my friend's girlfriend in his house at his birthday party.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to suck my cock but couldn't so instead I just came on my face.
It wasn't very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239376

i believe this, truly

[Anonymous No.]

I put my dick on my friend's nipple when we were kids
<s>We're both guys</s>

[Anonymous No.]

fug ur mum Meight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239432
>We're both guys
Woa, I totally didn't see that coming

[Anonymous No.]

My brother forced me to suck his dick and raped me in the ass afterwards. I was four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239443
*m9

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>>10239446
You have apretty good memory, that's nice

[Anonymous No.]

1. Wore my friend's little sister's bathing suit.

2. Crossdressed in public.

3. Groped my cousin's tits and and pussy while she was asleep then posted about it on /a/ (this was before /jp/).

4. Came into an onahole with a condom covered sharpie in my ass.

5. Came into a condom and sent a picture of it to Fatalpulse.

6. Sent a picure of my dick to a woman over Twitter.

I think I beat everyone who hasn't sucked a cock or been fucked in the ass.

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>>10239452
>3. Groped my cousin's tits and and pussy while she was asleep then posted about it on /a/ (this was before /jp/).
Ohmygod.
Oh my god, I think I just unlocked some fun memories

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>>10239292
This one I think take the cake for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239452
>5. Came into a condom and sent a picture of it to Fatalpulse.

Did you get a response?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239452
Which one are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239465
I sent the picture with the message "Thank you."
He replied with "thank you!" and a Japanese emoticon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239452
I hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239448
I fucked this guy's mnine.

[Anonymous No.]

>Feelin horny
>Decide to fap, spend 20 minutes picking out some good futanari vids
>Start playing multiple videos on both monitors
>Tie a shoestring around the base of my cock to hinder blood flow and improve orgasm
>Slobber all over my hand and a shampoo bottle and alternate between ramming my hand in my ass and the shampoo bottle
>Flip onto my back on my bed at the last minute and cum in my own mouth
>Ridiculous eye rolling orgasm ensues
> Immediately feel absolute disgust and want to kill myself right after.

I'm disgusting

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>>10239483
Who are you quoting, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239483
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239471
Yeah, that was me. She only voices sluts and shitty characters like Sayaka anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239483
too green

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239452
>5. Came into a condom and sent a picture of it to Fatalpulse.

Why to Fatalpulse of all people?

[Anonymous No.]

>I was on fuggin /jp/
>decide to take an enormous shit in this thread
>accidentally shit all over the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239494
I had just fapped to his Saki doujin and I wanted to show my appreciation. He was happy to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239463
<s>I keep them folded in a case for Neverwinter Nights</s>

Sometimes I'm afraid I'll forget about them.
And one day they will be discovered in quite an unexpected way

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239509
well, he does make very good doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

My sister was playing video games, sitting on the floor in front of the TV. I sat down behind her and jerked off into a sock.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting horny on campus and then masturbating in one of the restrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239530
You're a pretty innocent guy, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

I once glanced at a woman's buttocks as she bended over.

It was magical.

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>>10239530
Every man has done that already, no need for shame.

[Anonymous No.]

Snuk into my friend's little sister's room when she was away and put on a pair of her dirty panties, got one of those used plastic things that helps girls insert tampons out of her trash, put it in my ass, then jerked off while smelling her pillow

[Anonymous No.]

Touched a korean girls nipples under her shirt and braw.

[Anonymous No.]

I put some fingers up my behind and moaned like a was getting humped by someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239815
That's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239815
dont blame you

if you get it right its amazing

[Anonymous No.]

Masturbated in a bathroom stall at high school. Multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239821
I couldn't get it right after trying for so long.Was still fun though.
>>10239823
Th-Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239530
Back when campus was underpopulated during my first year I could go into some of the study rooms in the library and rub one out through my jeans. Only managed to do that once though.

Other than that:
>Watching newhalf porn in public with laptop turned towards a wall
>Stealing and wearing a pair of my cousin's panties
>Smelling the sheets on my bed after another cousin of mine went home after playing video games in my bedroom with me

Still kind of tame though

[Anonymous No.]

used my bf electric toothbrush to masturbate and 9/10 times end up squirting all over it , forgot to wash it properly one day and only remembered as he was using it in the morning
also used to masturbate at around 5 or 6 years old using one of my big teddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239858
Who is this really?

[Anonymous No.]

Jerked it to furry porn at the public library twice in a row under my sweater.

[Riajuu(Bringing Dismay and Self-awareness during Doomsday) No.]

>Masturbated in a public swimming pool.
>done the deed in the attic while parents are in the other room
>gone to the other gender's restroom to masturbate.
>made to wear other gender's underwear during a film

I can't remember anything else. my memory is crap.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is /jp/ so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239882

What kind of furry porn?

[Anonymous No.]

just a random girl browsing /jp/ and yes im not a man or lying , trust me when I say that girls like to masturbate just as much as guys do , also I had my first orgasm at 8 years old but only lost my virginity at 21

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239921
You aren't anything special, you piece of shit.

You didn't say a single goddamn thing that necessitated you tell us your gender.

Shut the fuck up, you worthless sack of trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239921
Please orgasm some more at 8. Oh lawd I bet it was a great feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239921
TIRTS OF GTFO!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239921
>girls like to masturbate just as much as guys do

Physiology disagrees.

Typical woman logic. "I am a slut, therefore every other women must be!"

IHBT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239921
I'm a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239906
One must release all of his lewdness to really become pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239956
btw im a girl

[Anonymous No.]

I was studying with a girl, when she went to the bathroom I masturbated, she noticed and kick me out of her house

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>>10239936
>>10239949
>>10239950
>>10239956
>>10239960
Don't feed the attention whore, please.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was 7 (before I understood anything about sex or masturbation etc) I used to lay on top of my friend and grind his butt with a boner as we played sega games, we then both pissed ourselves.

Now that I think of it, I used to piss myself a lot because I simply just found it funny. I didnt even have any bladder problems or bet wetting etc.

Its my dream to wear a swimsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

well I do whatta I want

[Anonymous No.]

I stole a pair of a friend´s used underwear and I have fapped with it. I am pretty sure he never noticed, his room was like a warzone.

I think it also counts as the gayest shit I have ever done.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys stop making up stories... this isn't /b/ or /fit/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239983
why im a attention whore? just because I posted some of my personal info on /jp/? also I do masturbate and you will never get to see me do it you cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239151
You should have fought against it white man

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239147
thats gay

[Anonymous No.]

used candle for anal

[Anonymous No.]

Paging Otaku.Chique1994!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239922
Yaoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240017
Nothing here is even remotely unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240032
Uh-huh it is so you better shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

I smelled my roommate's crotch the other day, he was passed out on the couch from drinking to much and i had been reading about cocks on /jp/ again.

Long story short i carefully opened his legs and put my face as close to his crotch as possible and drew air.

It almost gave me a ahegao, the smell was just amazing.
If there is a next time i will try to open his pants so i can smell his cock directly.

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I had to take math lessons at home from private tutors when I was little. One time one of my tutors, a pretty attractive girl in her early 20s, broke a leg and asked my parents if I could go to her house instead. I found a collection of 20+ "romance" novels in her room, you know those books with the raunchy covers they have in walmart next to the music section. Since she couldn't move much I'd tell her I needed to go get a glass of water and then skim through them quickly looking for the sex scenes and fap

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>>10239985
Nothing stopping you, just find one on the net.

[Anonymous No.]

My older cousin showed me his cum and wanted me to "do the same" when we were 12-14 or something, but I didn't know what it was so I just ran home.

And not very related I guess, but when I was little, some evenings when my father was sleeping siesta and my mom was working I used to I take off my shirt and laid on the floor with a big, heavy Don Quixote book on my belly. I stood like that for 10-15 minutes without moving. I found it nasty and exciting, though honestly I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

Once i dressed up like taokaka and had sex with a girl dressed as Dr Who
it was awesome !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240051
It seriously isn't.

You're just like them normalfags who find It hard to believe that people get off to feet

[Anonymous No.]

Fapped in an elevator.
Fapped in my imouto's dirty panties.
Sucked my best friend's dick when I was 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240086
Foot fetishes are extremely common. Plenty of normalfags have them. You don't have to be a chinese cartoon obsessed shut-in to be a pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240086
I suggest you stop now before I get too pissed off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240107
Watcha gonna do, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240085
Which Doctor? In before Ten or Eleven.

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>>10240103
>Foot fetishes are extremely common
Yes, that would be the point.

And yet there are people who find that disgusting.
This thread had a guy who finds /jp/'s stories to be fake.

Same thing, different worlds

[Anonymous No.]

I feel pretty normal after reading these, the most perverted thing i've ever done was fap in my parents's bed

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>>10240060
>And not very related I guess, but when I was little, some evenings when my father was sleeping siesta and my mom was working I used to I take off my shirt and laid on the floor with a big, heavy Don Quixote book on my belly. I stood like that for 10-15 minutes without moving. I found it nasty and exciting, though honestly I don't know why.
That's just interesting. Why you so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240117
Ten , David Tennant

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240124
No, no, no, no.
Fapping in your PARENTS bed is pretty perverted

[Anonymous No.]

I touched my little sister in her sleep. I did it countless times for about a year, since my parents' room was downstairs and we were alone in the 2nd floor.
I sniffed her bare crotch and stuck my fingers inside, but not too deep. One day I was so horny that I actually tried to stick it in her butt, but I came loads the moment my penis made contact with her bare butt and then I had to clean up all that mess without waking her up, which I did successfully.
She caught me only once, as I was pulling down her pantsu. She was young so she wasn't sure what I was trying to do, and she told my mom. But luckily for me, even though I was like 15 my mom still thought of me as a little kid and just disregarded it as me being a curious teenager who didn't know what he was doing. She still gave me the most embarrassing talk we've had, and then we never brought up the topic again. And of course, I never tried it again.
Now I always have the feeling that she remembers it and now she knows what I was trying to do but never brings it up because it'd be embarrassing. I regret everything.

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>>10240124
That's fucked up, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240114
I'll give you one more warning. Do not reply.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't you guys had a god lick your balls or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Passionately kissed my own cum from the salty lips/mouth of a girl I was very much in love with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240128
She was a casual. Also probably 14 and a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240143
Come at me, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

I kissed a 14 year old girl in public while being 5 years older than her

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240154
Dog* not god.

[Anonymous No.]

I raped my mother

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu, being a shrine maiden of considerable power I would guess she possesses some intrinsic purity in regards to most things, likely that her anus is clean and lacks of hair judging from the rest of the body.

Marisa, a tough case, she's known for taking baths while reading though I can't remember this source specifically. However if one assumes Marisa has a diet that consists primarily of mushrooms then she has very good fiber intake which would make sure her poops and subsequent wipes are in the lighter side. So relatively clean I would guess. Ass hair presence however is a mystery. If one considers her rivalry with Reimu then Marisa might have a habit of shaving her body just to keep up, but verifying this is impossible.

Rumia, somewhat similar to a roaming hungry beast, she most likely eats a lot and she can't see very well due to her ever present darkness that only goes away on red moons. Most likely never wipes or not well enough due to not being able to see in the dark. Entire butt most likely covered in fecal matter.

Daiyousei and Cirno, being fairies which lack most biological needs they probably need not ever poop or sweat nor have any of the more disgusting biological functions of a regular human body. So it is very likely they have neat and tidy anuses.

Hong Meiling, stands outside of a gate most of the day so she only has the opportunity to poop and wash in the mornings or night. If she does both daily then it would be wisest to poop first and take a bath afterwards. Assuming most days it isn't very hot due to the heat mitigating nature of the Misty Lake and that Meiling sleeps most of the time, she quite possibly won't get very hot or sweaty as well. So most of the time it is likely she has a clean anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240163
You raped you're mother? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Koakuma, a minor demon, the fecal specifics of demonic beings are not that known I would fathom. Finding information on this is also rather difficult as any attempts at investigating just brings up the shit demon from Dogma. However demons aren't very known for decent anything so there's a decent chance that Koakuma isn't very decent at the wiping thing, however her summoner, Patchouli, probably made her start doing it once she summoned her and bound her to her service. How well she does it now depends on how long she's been in service now and has been acclimated to more proper habits. So anus cleanliness is a function of how long she's been in Patchouli's service.

Patchouli, if one assumes she skips out on eating then it's also likely she doesn't poop that much either. Patchouli also has mentions of waterproofing books and reading them in the bath as well so it's known she bathes. Thinking about it, Marisa most likely gets her bath reading books from Patchouli. Skinny anemic Patchouli would most likely have a clean anus, but she probably wouldn't put any effort towards shaving it so there's a good chance of it being hairy.

Sakuya, she has all the time in the world and she uses it. Her personal hygiene is most likely perfect befitting her status as a perfect maid. She probably even shaves her anus using her own knives.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia, a vampire which has a diet consisting mostly of blood and cake, blood contains many elements that can't go through the urinary tract and no fiber, cake also lacks fiber. Remilia most likely has very thin waterish poops similar to diarrhea. Waterish diarrhea however is also one of the easiest poops to clean after. There's also a chance that Sakuya helps wipe Remilia however even Remilia would have too much pride for that, but considering the fact that Sakuya can freeze time, Sakuya might just wipe and shave Remilia's anus for the hell of it.

Flandre, has the same diet as Remilia so the same applies, however she spends her time entirely in the basement. Does it have a bathroom down there and does she know how to wipe? If they lock her up there and the only time Sakuya comes down is to bring food then there's a good chance Flandre is self reliant for hygienical matters. However Flandre has the advantage of being able to duplicate herself. This could possibly result in a situation where she splits into four and stands around in a circle where each Flandre wipes another Flandre's butt, even shave possibly. Anus cleanliness depends on Flandre's concerns on the matter personally.

[Anonymous No.]

Look it's the same board police spammer faggot from last time.

I'll make sure to keep this thread bumped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240154
You must be really powerful to have a god lick your balls, i'll make sure to bow down to you in respect tommorow anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

Letty Whiterock, something one would have to factor in considerably is the fact she manages to hibernate throughout seasons spring through fall and only awakens in the summer. This would mean she would have the metabolic abilities of a bear and be able to develop a fetal plug for the entirety she is sleeping. She would however have to poop this fetal plug out every winter once she wakes up. I can imagine Cirno visiting every time Letty wakes up while Letty is having her yearly super shit. might be why she finds Cirno annoying. I imagine Letty would have bodily functions and abilities similar to that of a black bear. During the period before hibernation, bears stop eating for those few days and lose activity until they eventually decide to start hibernating. Bears are pretty amazing for being able to stay in a period of doing absolutely nothing for so long without dying. Letty even more so for doing it about 3 times as long. So during a good portion of the year Letty is perfectly free of most of the biological functions the body performs normally. So during non winter seasons her anus is probably pretty clean from lack of pooping and sweating as she sleeps if she washes up well before entering hibernation. However we don't know how well she washes up during winter. I searched up bear hygiene habits, but could not find anything regarding them so I am at a loss for Letty's hygienic habits. For anus hairiness, hair growth is faster in summer and slower in winter, since Letty is entirely inactive during every season but winter, her anus hair most likely grows unchecked so it's probably quite hairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240187
I mistyped x.x

[Anonymous No.]

Ive dressed a pillow in my mothers underwear and humped it untill I came

I have furiously assfucked myself several times with an deoderant bottle and various everyday objects

Ive spread open my little sister when she was 6 and took a good look.

Masturbated in a public playground, children present

Blackmailed a girl to stick 4 fingers inside her ass then let told her to lick them. She was crying during the event.

Get raped(?) in the bum by my handsome neighbour then come back for more. I was 8, he 19 I think.
Im friends with him on facebook and I remind him what he did each date of our little "anniversity". (he is trying to forget and recieves therapy)

Pour glitter into my friends ass while he spread his cheeks

Masturbated to things you wouldnt believe

Urinated on a passed-out prostitute because I liked her name. Her name is/was Mindy.

Cooked meals and add an secret ingredient (guess what), then serve to friends & family & co-workers

Wore my sisters underwear to school during several months.

Assfucked 4 of my male friends.(believe it ir not, I consider myself straight)

I feel out my lesbian friend during our slumberparties while she was sleeping because shes too smart for me to manipulate

Filled the area under my foreskin with water then seal it with a plastic thingy. Wore it to work for hours untill I had to pee real bad.

The list goes on, but I dont want to bore you...

Csptcha: assweremen was

[Anonymous No.]

Nazrin, a rat youkai, I ended up reading some rat dietary information pages for this. Apparently most rats are lactose intolerant and cheese gives them runny stool. They are also incapable of burping or vomiting. If one assumes Nazrin favors cheese then there's a good chance it gives her the runs a lot. This makes it so she probably has to go to the bathroom more than normal. Doing more research and rat cleaning habits and it turns out they're very habitual groomers. Apparently in groups if a rat doesn't groom itself properly, other rats will pin that rat down and do the grooming themselves. Apparently this high importance on grooming is a show of dominance and since Nazrin appears to be the leader of her rats one should assume she places high importance on the act herself. She shows herself as a responsible person as well even being more professional than her superior, Shou. Anus cleanliness is probably fairly high despite the fact she probably gets the runs more often than not due to a like for cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

Kogasa, an umbrella youkai, yeah, I can't really figure out the pooping habits of an umbrella so all I have to go on is Kogasa's personality and the fact her umbrella is based off eggplants. Eggplants are high in fiber content, but just because it's her umbrella color doesn't mean Kogasa eats it all the time however. Might even creep her out possibly. So we have no real idea about her diet. However if we consider the fact she's an item that goes without an owner we can possibly assume she does not receive maintenance or cleaning. Meaning her anus is relatively unkempt. She also likes surprising people and farting can be a very surprising act. However she's not very good at surprising people so she may not know this. Overall anus is probably uncleaned and unshaven. If somebody takes good care of the umbrella portion though then the human portion might change to reflect that. So if you're of the belief that Sanae has taken Kogasa as her own umbrella and takes proper care of it then there's a good chance Kogasa's anus is clean now. Battered too, if you're also of the belief Sanae is a sadist.

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Ichirin, pretty damn human in appearance and ability it looks like really, I also can't understand her connection to her legend that well either other than being a messenger who uses clouds. Her ability is use of Unzan so I take that as meaning she just uses Unzan for a lot of shit. Including cleaning her shit quite possibly. Since Unzan is a cloud with amorphous form that means he can get every last bit and even function as an enema quite possibly. Ichirin's anus is quite clean if she's willing to use Unzan for that purpose.

Unzan, he is a cloud, he doesn't even have an anus.

Murasa, the ghost of a drowned ship captain. As a ghost she probably gets a free pass to this pooping thing, however for this analysis we will assume she does so anyways. Murasa likes scooping water and flinging it so if she were to poop, there is a good chance of her splashing water onto her anus like a bidet. Anus is likely higher than average in cleanliness if she does poop. However she might do this anyways even without pooping so spotless anus if she doesn't poop.

[Anonymous No.]

so do you think he slow spams toho shit to give tohofriends a bad rap or is it just an autismatic tohofriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240218
Go on, I want to hear more.

[Anonymous No.]

Shou, a tiger youkai that worships Bishamonten, a difficult analysis, but it seems tigers groom well and poop in water when they get the chance. Her worship of Bishamonten provides no insight into her pooping habits sadly. If we were to assume Nazrin as the dominant one in their relationship, there is a good chance Nazrin would clean Shou by force if Shou slacks on such matters. Reading up Shou's backstory however it seems after Byakuren was sealed that Shou maintained a facade as a human for a very long time as a disciple of Bishamonten. That means she's used to the way of human pooping and cleaning. However taking into account her loss of her most prized and important possession she's also considered clumsy and forgetful, but that's what Nazrin is there for. So she likely keeps good care of her anus and in the event she forgets, Nazrin does so for her.

Byakuren, a Bhuddist monk, there's really not much to theorize. One would assume normal human pooping habits and cleaning with the regularity and discipline of a monk. Since she was one to keep up pretenses there's a chance she didn't even fart in public and avoided rude behavior in general.

Nue, the poop of the Nue is unknown. Her anus is as well. It could appear positively spotless to some and absolutely disgusting to others. One might not even realize Nue's poop is poop.

[Anonymous No.]

Chen, a nekomata in shikigami service. Chen hates water, but is a cat. Cats are normally clean enough to poop where it's better for them to poop like litterboxes so she probably goes to the toilet. However, she hates water, not only as a cat, but as a shikigami as well. This means she probably showers or bathes not all that much. Wiping works well enough to get rid of the shit on your anus, but not even the most thorough of wiping will make sure to get rid of all the shit on your anus after a poop. It takes water and soap to make sure that not a trace of shit remains. Chen's anus is probably wiped regularly after poops, but still not all that clean due to the fact Chen rarely bathes or showers. Not only her anus will not be that clean, but her entire body as well. Unless Ran makes sure Chen washes up then Chen's probably very smelly.

Alice, a magician who resides in the Forest of Magic. Alice most likely holds herself up to standards based on her peers. Patchouli shouldn't be too hard to be more clean than as Patchouli is perfectly fine smelling of patchouli. However if Marisa holds herself to standards of being as clean as Reimu at least then Alice will most likely be at those standards as well to not fall behind Marisa in terms of cleanliness. It'd be pretty shameful to lose out to a human in both magic and hygiene so as long as Marisa keeps herself clean then Alice will likely keep herself clean as well. However even if Marisa were a filthy girl, Alice would probably clean well anyways to not be grouped in with that "magic hobo who lives in the forest". So Alice would probably have a clean anus. If Alice likes the smooth form of her dolls' bodies, there's also a good chance she shaves down there as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240247
I don't spam, I post.

[Anonymous No.]

The Prismrivers, poltergeist musicians. As ghosts, they get a free pass on this. And honestly, I know so little about them relevant to this subject I couldn't make an analysis even if I tried.

Youmu, half-ghost swordsman. Her human half is most definitely biological to some degree. So her pooping and cleaning habits should be somewhat normal. However, her ghost half can make things more interesting. It has been shown to be able to function as a spectral duplicate of herself. This means that Youmu's ghost half is somewhat amorphous and able to take on other shapes. It would be able to help her wipe in its duplicate form, but in amorphous forms in general it would be capable of doing anything Unzan can do. Which can include anal scraping and enemas. Thinking about it, another possibility would be swallowing it and then letting it clean your intestines as it goes through your body. I should've thought about the possibilities more when I was still on Ichirin. Thinking about it, unlike Unzan, Myon wouldn't even need to be swallowed as it's a ghost and can simply go spectral through Youmu's body. This can be incredibly helpful if Youmu's suffering some constipation and needs help pushing it out. Depending on Youmu's use of her ghost half, her anus and intestines in general can be very clean. Also if Youmu enjoys her work as a gardener there's a good chance she trims away whatever hair grows down below.

Yuyuko, a hungry ghost, eating so much that if she did poop then there would be no toilet that could possibly survive. The food she eats seems to go into the void however. As a ghost she eats needlessly. So wasteful. Good chance she doesn't poop at all. However if she does then her anus is most likely wrecked from her number 2 sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240218
Deliver more.

[Anonymous No.]

Ran, a fox youkai and a shikigami. Specifically a kitsune meaning she has 9 tails. This is the crux of the matter. This would make sitting on a toilet near impossible the normal way. Meaning she would have to sit in reverse on toilets. As a shikigami, she would also be averse to washing with water as well. Wiping would also be pretty difficult as her tails in the way. This would make cleaning up nightmarish for Ran. As well as expensive considering all the tail fur she would need to wash. Thinking about it, she would possibly be even less hygienic than Chen. Unwiped anus, tail closest to ass somewhat stained, doesn't bathe or shower. Thinking about it logically, she would be quite filthy. Especially her anus. And even if hair didn't grow on her anus, it would still most likely be covered in fallen off tail fur most of the time.

Yukari, gap youkai that controls boundaries. Taking her powers to the logical extreme, she would be able to simply gap out her shit into the void. However, assuming she likes the act of squeezing through gaps, she might shit for the hell of it just to feel her shit squezing out her anus and asscheeks. For wiping, she could manipulate the boundary of clean and not clean or the boundary between shit and her asscheeks. There's a lot of ways she could do it really. Her entire physical form is modifiable by this power if you word it to use the word boundary. Yukari's anus would be as clean and smooth as she wills it.

[Anonymous No.]

Suika, an oni with the stereotypical alcohol indulgence. Alcohol can have quite a few effects on the intestines and pooping due to being a toxin, but Suika is an oni so it should be assumed her intestines would have no problem with it. The thing to examine is Suika's manipulation of Density. By manipulating density, it would be possible to condense all her shit into one supershit. This could quite possibly allow her to not poop for even centuries or perhaps forever depending on how well she can condense her shit. It could also be a measure of her strength with the determiner being how heavy this superdense supershit gets before Suika is incapable of moving her ass normally. If Suika also keeps the supershit solid enough so that it is perfectly solid and manage to push it out with her supernatural strength, then it is possible for herself to give dry shits through use of her density manipulation and oni strength. Depending on how long Suika's density manipulation lasts, the poop might also be entirely odorless if not allowed to part itself in anyway. Suika's anus is quite possibly shitfree and not even remotely smelling of shit no matter when her last shit was. Other things to consider are Suika's mini-duplicates and mistform. Suika can disperse the entirety of herself into mist, clothes and all. She could quite possibly disperse herself into mist, leave out any shit mist particles and reform in shit free form. If she's willing to large form herself and create mini-duplicates, she could create an anal spelunker team to head into her own ass. For what purpose, I don't know, as her anus should be pretty clean from the other methods already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240172
>>10240177
>>10240196
>>10240220
WTF am I reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240258

>Chen's probably very smelly

I bet that smells good.

>>10240292

An informative post about the anal hygiene of 2hus.

[Anonymous No.]

Keine, a school teacher and were-hakutaku. As a school teacher, and a strict one at that she would probably keep her anus in very good condition. Whether she keeps a literal stick up her butt is something her student may wonder about however. However, on full moons, Keine turns into a hakutaku and hangs out in the woods. The closest thing the hakutaku can be compared to is the cow which will be used as the basis for this analysis. Cows do not clean themselves at all. They also slightly poop into their own vaginas without a care apparently as well. If we go by common assumption that Ex-Keine is more bestial in nature, she might not bother to wipe entirely if she's in this state. She possibly wouldn't even care if some of it got on her legs or feet as well. She would probably wipe and shower once she returned to normal, but for the small time every full moon between the period she poops and the full moon ends her ass is most likely entirely unwiped and covered in shit. Anus is most likely clean for all periods besides that however. Anus is shockingly dirty during the aforementioned period however. She might not poop at all during full moons however as when you poop isn't set in stone. She might have even obtained a habit of pooping beforehand and not eating if this actually does happen to reduce the chance of herself pooping during that time. I imagine when Keine first contracted lycanthropy, she must've been absolutely ashamed when this first happened, coming back to her normal sense while having a shit covered ass and legs. However, if we consider a Keine proud of her other side, then she might not be that entirely repulsed by her own shit. How she views shit after that first time would determine her anus cleanliness of today. She could've even possibly have erased the history of it. However it most likely did happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240292
in that weird part of 4chan again :P

[Anonymous No.]

Tewi, a rabbit youkai. Rabbits generally toilet train themselves to reduce attacks from predators by pooping in only one spot so they become less easy to track. However they are also willing to use their poop for territory marking as well and will do it a lot without the presence of predators. They also don't seem to be quite that skilled at holding it in either. A single rabbit will usually stick to pooping in a litter box most of the time with the occasional poop here or there, but multiple rabbits will start poop wars. Eientei very likely has rabbit shit everywhere. Rabbits clean themselves, but dislike water. They can go into shock if directly immersed into it. Rabbits also have a scent gland, where a stinky discharge accrues and needs to be cleaned away every so often. It is locate right besides the anus. Now for the poop itself. A rabbit has two types of poop, the regular waste kind and cecotropes. Cecotropes are specially made by a rabbit's organs and very nutritious. That is why rabbits eat them immediately after pooping them out. They will apparently die of malnutrition without them. They also like giving caretakers a kiss after consuming them as well. It is also not unknown for a rabbit to eat the regular waste kind as well, but it's not a common occurrence. So not only is Tewi's anus very likely to have some dry shit on it and be quite stinky, she has eaten her own poop quite a lot. Even the waste kind most likely due to how long she has lived.

[Anonymous No.]

Reisen, a moon rabbit. An alien species, sadly not much is known about their dietary, pooping, and cleaning habits. Sadly, no real analysis can be made. If we assume constant experiments from Eirin, she definitely won't poop anything normal however.

Kaguya, a lunarian immortal, finding information on lunarians is similar to finding information on aliens. So somewhat non existent. Analysis is not possible here either. Though if she has the decorum of a princess then she would probably wipe well if she did poop. However if we take her personality as having devolved into NEET then how well she does it now would be hard to gauge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240292
Pseudo-analysis on Touhou's pooping.

Full of cringeworthy bullshit clearly showing that original author had no idea what the fuck is he talking about

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin, lunarian supergenius. Could quite possibly discover a method that would allow her to not need to poop anymore. For the same reasons above, analysis is hard. However she might possibly be entirely sterile to help with her research as to not accidentally affect anything. For testing she would most likely use Reisen meaning she probably wouldn't do any nasty things to her own body. She could probably develop a method to stop hair growth in unwanted places fairly easily as well for the purposes of avoiding body hair falling off and causing possible research contamination. Anus is most likely sterile and hair free.

Mokou, hobo immortal. Has quite possibly lived off the forest alone for a long time. There are methods for washing one's self and pooping in the wild. She could probably have figured out the most useful methods over her lifetimes of wandering. However perfect hygiene with the forest alone really isn't possible. Lack of soap is one of the more restrictive downsides. Bacteria can't really be gotten rid of with only water. Overall her anus hygiene would suffer due to this even if she can wipe every time with the amount of leaves present. And shaving it wouldn't be that easy either without properly sharpened tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240307
But everyone knows if you write pretend-seriously about something silly for more than a paragraph, it's comedy gold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240011
>just a random girl browsing /jp/
>yes im not a man or lying
>trust me
this is called attention whoring. you want people to pay attention to your post especially *because* you're a girl, not because of its actual content.

<s>you're probably a guy who pretends though.</s>

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240313
Apparently.

<s>the only fun thing is that somebody actually bothered to write all of that.</s>
<s>And saved</s>
<s>And that he's posting It now part by part</s>
<s>I'm not even mad. Just baffled</s>

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240320
>>10240334
Why are you misusing the spoiler function?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240218

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240340
>spoiler function

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240353
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240355
>Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240358

>>quoting?

ho u qot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240365
[SPOILER]Where are you redirecting me?[/SPOILER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240340
those are mystery/surprise boxes, retard. there's no such thing as spoiler tags/functions on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240365
h q

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240218
>Assfucked 4 of my male friends.(believe it ir not, I consider myself straight)
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu, being a shrine maiden of considerable power I would guess she possesses

some intrinsic purity in regards to most things, likely that her anus is clean

and lacks of hair judging from the rest of the body.

Marisa, a tough case, she's known for taking baths while reading though I can't

remember this source specifically. However if one assumes Marisa has a diet that

consists primarily of mushrooms then she has very good fiber intake which would

make sure her poops and subsequent wipes are in the lighter side. So relatively

clean I would guess. Ass hair presence however is a mystery. If one considers

her rivalry with Reimu then Marisa might have a habit of shaving her body just

to keep up, but verifying this is impossible.

Rumia, somewhat similar to a roaming hungry beast, she most likely eats a lot

and she can't see very well due to her ever present darkness that only goes away

on red moons. Most likely never wipes or not well enough due to not being able

to see in the dark. Entire butt most likely covered in fecal matter.

Daiyousei and Cirno, being fairies which lack most biological needs they

probably need not ever poop or sweat nor have any of the more disgusting

biological functions of a regular human body. So it is very likely they have

neat and tidy anuses.

Hong Meiling, stands outside of a gate most of the day so she only has the

opportunity to poop and wash in the mornings or night. If she does both daily

then it would be wisest to poop first and take a bath afterwards. Assuming most

days it isn't very hot due to the heat mitigating nature of the Misty Lake and

that Meiling sleeps most of the time, she quite possibly won't get very hot or

sweaty as well. So most of the time it is likely she has a clean anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240399
Why? These stories are suppose to be really believable.

[Anonymous No.]

Koakuma, a minor demon, the fecal specifics of demonic beings are not that known

I would fathom. Finding information on this is also rather difficult as any

attempts at investigating just brings up the shit demon from Dogma. However

demons aren't very known for decent anything so there's a decent chance that

Koakuma isn't very decent at the wiping thing, however her summoner, Patchouli,

probably made her start doing it once she summoned her and bound her to her

service. How well she does it now depends on how long she's been in service now

and has been acclimated to more proper habits. So anus cleanliness is a function

of how long she's been in Patchouli's service.

Patchouli, if one assumes she skips out on eating then it's also likely she

doesn't poop that much either. Patchouli also has mentions of waterproofing

books and reading them in the bath as well so it's known she bathes. Thinking

about it, Marisa most likely gets her bath reading books from Patchouli. Skinny

anemic Patchouli would most likely have a clean anus, but she probably wouldn't

put any effort towards shaving it so there's a good chance of it being hairy.

Sakuya, she has all the time in the world and she uses it. Her personal hygiene

is most likely perfect befitting her status as a perfect maid. She probably even

shaves her anus using her own knives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240340
Don't <s>spoil</s> our fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia, a vampire which has a diet consisting mostly of blood and cake, blood

contains many elements that can't go through the urinary tract and no fiber,

cake also lacks fiber. Remilia most likely has very thin waterish poops similar

to diarrhea. Waterish diarrhea however is also one of the easiest poops to clean

after. There's also a chance that Sakuya helps wipe Remilia however even Remilia

would have too much pride for that, but considering the fact that Sakuya can

freeze time, Sakuya might just wipe and shave Remilia's anus for the hell of it.

Flandre, has the same diet as Remilia so the same applies, however she spends

her time entirely in the basement. Does it have a bathroom down there and does

she know how to wipe? If they lock her up there and the only time Sakuya comes

down is to bring food then there's a good chance Flandre is self reliant for

hygienical matters. However Flandre has the advantage of being able to duplicate

herself. This could possibly result in a situation where she splits into four

and stands around in a circle where each Flandre wipes another Flandre's butt,

even shave possibly. Anus cleanliness depends on Flandre's concerns on the

matter personally.

[Anonymous No.]

Letty Whiterock, something one would have to factor in considerably is the fact

she manages to hibernate throughout seasons spring through fall and only awakens

in the summer. This would mean she would have the metabolic abilities of a bear

and be able to develop a fetal plug for the entirety she is sleeping. She would

however have to poop this fetal plug out every winter once she wakes up. I can

imagine Cirno visiting every time Letty wakes up while Letty is having her

yearly super shit. might be why she finds Cirno annoying. I imagine Letty would

have bodily functions and abilities similar to that of a black bear. During the

period before hibernation, bears stop eating for those few days and lose

activity until they eventually decide to start hibernating. Bears are pretty

amazing for being able to stay in a period of doing absolutely nothing for so

long without dying. Letty even more so for doing it about 3 times as long. So

during a good portion of the year Letty is perfectly free of most of the

biological functions the body performs normally. So during non winter seasons

her anus is probably pretty clean from lack of pooping and sweating as she

sleeps if she washes up well before entering hibernation. However we don't know

how well she washes up during winter. I searched up bear hygiene habits, but

could not find anything regarding them so I am at a loss for Letty's hygienic

habits. For anus hairiness, hair growth is faster in summer and slower in

winter, since Letty is entirely inactive during every season but winter, her

anus hair most likely grows unchecked so it's probably quite hairy.

[Anonymous No.]

Nazrin, a rat youkai, I ended up reading some rat dietary information pages for

this. Apparently most rats are lactose intolerant and cheese gives them runny

stool. They are also incapable of burping or vomiting. If one assumes Nazrin

favors cheese then there's a good chance it gives her the runs a lot. This makes

it so she probably has to go to the bathroom more than normal. Doing more

research and rat cleaning habits and it turns out they're very habitual

groomers. Apparently in groups if a rat doesn't groom itself properly, other

rats will pin that rat down and do the grooming themselves. Apparently this high

importance on grooming is a show of dominance and since Nazrin appears to be the

leader of her rats one should assume she places high importance on the act

herself. She shows herself as a responsible person as well even being more

professional than her superior, Shou. Anus cleanliness is probably fairly high

despite the fact she probably gets the runs more often than not due to a like

for cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240430
I think he was trying to say that fucking 4 of your male friends and still calling yourself straight is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Kogasa, an umbrella youkai, yeah, I can't really figure out the pooping habits

of an umbrella so all I have to go on is Kogasa's personality and the fact her

umbrella is based off eggplants. Eggplants are high in fiber content, but just

because it's her umbrella color doesn't mean Kogasa eats it all the time

however. Might even creep her out possibly. So we have no real idea about her

diet. However if we consider the fact she's an item that goes without an owner

we can possibly assume she does not receive maintenance or cleaning. Meaning her

anus is relatively unkempt. She also likes surprising people and farting can be

a very surprising act. However she's not very good at surprising people so she

may not know this. Overall anus is probably uncleaned and unshaven. If somebody

takes good care of the umbrella portion though then the human portion might

change to reflect that. So if you're of the belief that Sanae has taken Kogasa

as her own umbrella and takes proper care of it then there's a good chance

Kogasa's anus is clean now. Battered too, if you're also of the belief Sanae is

a sadist.

[Anonymous No.]

Ichirin, pretty damn human in appearance and ability it looks like really, I

also can't understand her connection to her legend that well either other than

being a messenger who uses clouds. Her ability is use of Unzan so I take that as

meaning she just uses Unzan for a lot of shit. Including cleaning her shit quite

possibly. Since Unzan is a cloud with amorphous form that means he can get every

last bit and even function as an enema quite possibly. Ichirin's anus is quite

clean if she's willing to use Unzan for that purpose.

Unzan, he is a cloud, he doesn't even have an anus.

Murasa, the ghost of a drowned ship captain. As a ghost she probably gets a free

pass to this pooping thing, however for this analysis we will assume she does so

anyways. Murasa likes scooping water and flinging it so if she were to poop,

there is a good chance of her splashing water onto her anus like a bidet. Anus

is likely higher than average in cleanliness if she does poop. However she might

do this anyways even without pooping so spotless anus if she doesn't poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240277
>>10240256

I have folders on my computers dedicated to each girl (and some special case guys) Ive ever met, containing every picture I can scrape off the net
(Hey, that last part kind of rhymes!)

When I were younger, I used to watch movies with my imouto. She sat in my lap and I stroked her under our shared blanket. Went on monthly for almost two years. Parents were/still are clueless and my mom was "just happy that I had a close and caring relation with my sibling, as it seems to be a rarity among families"(Heh~)

While enjoying a coffee one day, I decided to buy myself a pair of G-string. Went back to the try-out booths and put them on.

Recently faked an IM conversation posing as my sisters dumbfuck friend, discussing boys. Needless to say I found out quite alot...Fapped like crazy meanwhile

Read somewhere about girls using the mobilephones vibrator function for stimulation. Put mine in a condom then in my ass and asked a buddy to call. (Its overrated)

Tried to use the vacuum for a blowjob @ age 13. Also overrated.

TAstedmy smegma.

Fooled a childhood friend to expose herself gravely by promising to do the same for her. Instead, I took a picture. I found the image while moving a while back.
She has forgotten now and I intrnd to send her it on her birthday or some other big occassion. We have no vontact anymore so I dont care. I used to like her though so i guess im a little hurt.

Used vibrating console controllers as a mood starter.

Let an infant taste a spoon ofmy semen using the swap-tactic ;)

MAsturbated in a pool. It was kinda hard but i had a lot of beautiful people to look at snd it helped

Continued...(famn you field too long)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240534
Speaking of pools I used to swim as close as possibleto crotches underwater with a cyclops on. Touching gave bonus points

Taught some vute young girls to read manga online, ichigo something, about magical girls i think I cant remember. During the middle I tricked them that som 18+
doujins were the legit manga and that it was tottaly normal for them to read it. Got caught by one of the girls parents and they threatened me to eith calling thepolive

Talking about thisis makes me fegl a little uncomfortable but good at the same time. Im going to get more wasted now bye and thanks for listening

[Anonymous No.]

I touched my sisters vagina through her clothes on multiple occasions, and masturbated with her used panties all the time. She also used to pull down her panties and then say "Now show me yours".

She gave me permission to touch her though, I never did anything she didn't want to either. Not like it was anything serious.

She of course remembers it. Hopefully she doesn't ever scapegoat it if a problem with life comes up like a lot of people do, but I don't think she will, she's not stupid. I mean, it's not like I was much older than her anyway.

I've also ate my own cum.

[Anonymous No.]

Shou, a tiger youkai that worships Bishamonten, a difficult analysis, but it

seems tigers groom well and poop in water when they get the chance. Her worship

of Bishamonten provides no insight into her pooping habits sadly. If we were to

assume Nazrin as the dominant one in their relationship, there is a good chance

Nazrin would clean Shou by force if Shou slacks on such matters. Reading up

Shou's backstory however it seems after Byakuren was sealed that Shou maintained

a facade as a human for a very long time as a disciple of Bishamonten. That

means she's used to the way of human pooping and cleaning. However taking into

account her loss of her most prized and important possession she's also

considered clumsy and forgetful, but that's what Nazrin is there for. So she

likely keeps good care of her anus and in the event she forgets, Nazrin does so

for her.

Byakuren, a Bhuddist monk, there's really not much to theorize. One would assume

normal human pooping habits and cleaning with the regularity and discipline of a

monk. Since she was one to keep up pretenses there's a chance she didn't even

fart in public and avoided rude behavior in general.

Nue, the poop of the Nue is unknown. Her anus is as well. It could appear

positively spotless to some and absolutely disgusting to others. One might not

even realize Nue's poop is poop.

[Anonymous No.]

Chen, a nekomata in shikigami service. Chen hates water, but is a cat. Cats are

normally clean enough to poop where it's better for them to poop like

litterboxes so she probably goes to the toilet. However, she hates water, not

only as a cat, but as a shikigami as well. This means she probably showers or

bathes not all that much. Wiping works well enough to get rid of the shit on

your anus, but not even the most thorough of wiping will make sure to get rid of

all the shit on your anus after a poop. It takes water and soap to make sure

that not a trace of shit remains. Chen's anus is probably wiped regularly after

poops, but still not all that clean due to the fact Chen rarely bathes or

showers. Not only her anus will not be that clean, but her entire body as

well. Unless Ran makes sure Chen washes up then Chen's probably very smelly.

Alice, a magician who resides in the Forest of Magic. Alice most likely holds

herself up to standards based on her peers. Patchouli shouldn't be too hard to

be more clean than as Patchouli is perfectly fine smelling of patchouli. However

if Marisa holds herself to standards of being as clean as Reimu at least then

Alice will most likely be at those standards as well to not fall behind Marisa

in terms of cleanliness. It'd be pretty shameful to lose out to a human in both

magic and hygiene so as long as Marisa keeps herself clean then Alice will

likely keep herself clean as well. However even if Marisa were a filthy girl,

Alice would probably clean well anyways to not be grouped in with that "magic

hobo who lives in the forest". So Alice would probably have a clean anus. If

Alice likes the smooth form of her dolls' bodies, there's also a good chance she

shaves down there as well.

[Anonymous No.]

The Prismrivers, poltergeist musicians. As ghosts, they get a free pass on

this. And honestly, I know so little about them relevant to this subject I

couldn't make an analysis even if I tried.

Youmu, half-ghost swordsman. Her human half is most definitely biological to

some degree. So her pooping and cleaning habits should be somewhat

normal. However, her ghost half can make things more interesting. It has been

shown to be able to function as a spectral duplicate of herself. This means that

Youmu's ghost half is somewhat amorphous and able to take on other shapes. It

would be able to help her wipe in its duplicate form, but in amorphous forms in

general it would be capable of doing anything Unzan can do. Which can include

anal scraping and enemas. Thinking about it, another possibility would be

swallowing it and then letting it clean your intestines as it goes through your

body. I should've thought about the possibilities more when I was still on

Ichirin. Thinking about it, unlike Unzan, Myon wouldn't even need to be

swallowed as it's a ghost and can simply go spectral through Youmu's body. This

can be incredibly helpful if Youmu's suffering some constipation and needs help

pushing it out. Depending on Youmu's use of her ghost half, her anus and

intestines in general can be very clean. Also if Youmu enjoys her work as a

gardener there's a good chance she trims away whatever hair grows down below.

Yuyuko, a hungry ghost, eating so much that if she did poop then there would be

no toilet that could possibly survive. The food she eats seems to go into the

void however. As a ghost she eats needlessly. So wasteful. Good chance she

doesn't poop at all. However if she does then her anus is most likely wrecked

from her number 2 sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

Well this thread went to shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240597
it's not just this thread. There seems to be more than one guy

[Anonymous No.]

Ran, a fox youkai and a shikigami. Specifically a kitsune meaning she has 9

tails. This is the crux of the matter. This would make sitting on a toilet near

impossible the normal way. Meaning she would have to sit in reverse on

toilets. As a shikigami, she would also be averse to washing with water as

well. Wiping would also be pretty difficult as her tails in the way. This would

make cleaning up nightmarish for Ran. As well as expensive considering all the

tail fur she would need to wash. Thinking about it, she would possibly be even

less hygienic than Chen. Unwiped anus, tail closest to ass somewhat stained,

doesn't bathe or shower. Thinking about it logically, she would be quite

filthy. Especially her anus. And even if hair didn't grow on her anus, it would

still most likely be covered in fallen off tail fur most of the time.

Yukari, gap youkai that controls boundaries. Taking her powers to the logical

extreme, she would be able to simply gap out her shit into the void. However,

assuming she likes the act of squeezing through gaps, she might shit for the

hell of it just to feel her shit squezing out her anus and asscheeks. For

wiping, she could manipulate the boundary of clean and not clean or the boundary

between shit and her asscheeks. There's a lot of ways she could do it

really. Her entire physical form is modifiable by this power if you word it to

use the word boundary. Yukari's anus would be as clean and smooth as she wills

it.

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Suika, an oni with the stereotypical alcohol indulgence. Alcohol can have quite

a few effects on the intestines and pooping due to being a toxin, but Suika is

an oni so it should be assumed her intestines would have no problem with it. The

thing to examine is Suika's manipulation of Density. By manipulating density, it

would be possible to condense all her shit into one supershit. This could quite

possibly allow her to not poop for even centuries or perhaps forever depending

on how well she can condense her shit. It could also be a measure of her

strength with the determiner being how heavy this superdense supershit gets

before Suika is incapable of moving her ass normally. If Suika also keeps the

supershit solid enough so that it is perfectly solid and manage to push it out

with her supernatural strength, then it is possible for herself to give dry

shits through use of her density manipulation and oni strength. Depending on how

long Suika's density manipulation lasts, the poop might also be entirely

odorless if not allowed to part itself in anyway. Suika's anus is quite possibly

shitfree and not even remotely smelling of shit no matter when her last shit

was. Other things to consider are Suika's mini-duplicates and mistform. Suika

can disperse the entirety of herself into mist, clothes and all. She could quite

possibly disperse herself into mist, leave out any shit mist particles and

reform in shit free form. If she's willing to large form herself and create

mini-duplicates, she could create an anal spelunker team to head into her own

ass. For what purpose, I don't know, as her anus should be pretty clean from the

other methods already.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what they call "Copypasta otaku"?

[Anonymous No.]

Keine, a school teacher and were-hakutaku. As a school teacher, and a strict one

at that she would probably keep her anus in very good condition. Whether she

keeps a literal stick up her butt is something her student may wonder about

however. However, on full moons, Keine turns into a hakutaku and hangs out in

the woods. The closest thing the hakutaku can be compared to is the cow which

will be used as the basis for this analysis. Cows do not clean themselves at

all. They also slightly poop into their own vaginas without a care apparently as

well. If we go by common assumption that Ex-Keine is more bestial in nature, she

might not bother to wipe entirely if she's in this state. She possibly wouldn't

even care if some of it got on her legs or feet as well. She would probably wipe

and shower once she returned to normal, but for the small time every full moon

between the period she poops and the full moon ends her ass is most likely

entirely unwiped and covered in shit. Anus is most likely clean for all periods

besides that however. Anus is shockingly dirty during the aforementioned period

however. She might not poop at all during full moons however as when you poop

isn't set in stone. She might have even obtained a habit of pooping beforehand

and not eating if this actually does happen to reduce the chance of herself

pooping during that time. I imagine when Keine first contracted lycanthropy, she

must've been absolutely ashamed when this first happened, coming back to her

normal sense while having a shit covered ass and legs. However, if we consider a

Keine proud of her other side, then she might not be that entirely repulsed by

her own shit. How she views shit after that first time would determine her anus

cleanliness of today. She could've even possibly have erased the history of

it. However it most likely did happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240549
I hope I'll see you again someday.

[Anonymous No.]

Tewi, a rabbit youkai. Rabbits generally toilet train themselves to reduce

attacks from predators by pooping in only one spot so they become less easy to

track. However they are also willing to use their poop for territory marking as

well and will do it a lot without the presence of predators. They also don't

seem to be quite that skilled at holding it in either. A single rabbit will

usually stick to pooping in a litter box most of the time with the occasional

poop here or there, but multiple rabbits will start poop wars. Eientei very

likely has rabbit shit everywhere. Rabbits clean themselves, but dislike

water. They can go into shock if directly immersed into it. Rabbits also have a

scent gland, where a stinky discharge accrues and needs to be cleaned away every

so often. It is locate right besides the anus. Now for the poop itself. A rabbit

has two types of poop, the regular waste kind and cecotropes. Cecotropes are

specially made by a rabbit's organs and very nutritious. That is why rabbits eat

them immediately after pooping them out. They will apparently die of

malnutrition without them. They also like giving caretakers a kiss after

consuming them as well. It is also not unknown for a rabbit to eat the regular

waste kind as well, but it's not a common occurrence. So not only is Tewi's anus

very likely to have some dry shit on it and be quite stinky, she has eaten her

own poop quite a lot. Even the waste kind most likely due to how long she has

lived.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a hole in my sweatshirt and I would use it to fap in class.

[Anonymous No.]

Reisen, a moon rabbit. An alien species, sadly not much is known about their

dietary, pooping, and cleaning habits. Sadly, no real analysis can be made. If

we assume constant experiments from Eirin, she definitely won't poop anything

normal however.

Kaguya, a lunarian immortal, finding information on lunarians is similar to

finding information on aliens. So somewhat non existent. Analysis is not

possible here either. Though if she has the decorum of a princess then she would

probably wipe well if she did poop. However if we take her personality as having

devolved into NEET then how well she does it now would be hard to gauge.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin, lunarian supergenius. Could quite possibly discover a method that would

allow her to not need to poop anymore. For the same reasons above, analysis is

hard. However she might possibly be entirely sterile to help with her research

as to not accidentally affect anything. For testing she would most likely use

Reisen meaning she probably wouldn't do any nasty things to her own body. She

could probably develop a method to stop hair growth in unwanted places fairly

easily as well for the purposes of avoiding body hair falling off and causing

possible research contamination. Anus is most likely sterile and hair free.

Mokou, hobo immortal. Has quite possibly lived off the forest alone for a long

time. There are methods for washing one's self and pooping in the wild. She

could probably have figured out the most useful methods over her lifetimes of

wandering. However perfect hygiene with the forest alone really isn't

possible. Lack of soap is one of the more restrictive downsides. Bacteria can't

really be gotten rid of with only water. Overall her anus hygiene would suffer

due to this even if she can wipe every time with the amount of leaves

present. And shaving it wouldn't be that easy either without properly sharpened

tools.

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoyed this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,1
Some people enjoy shitposting.

I don't hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239452
anyone got the story? fuck man /a/ was the best all that sheltered horny adolescent produced the best fucking stories

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhh I don't know. I never did a lot of perverted things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,3
Is it cousin anon

[Anonymous No.]

Woah this is a pretty skilled thread.
The only think I've done close to this perverted was masturbate in high school during class through my jeans. And also masturbated in the waiting room through my unzipped jeans and a specially cut hole in my sweatshirt. I also groped my friend's sister who was 5 yo at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,6
Grope a five year old? What did you grope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,7
Her undeveloped c*nny of course.

[Anonymous No.]

uh... speaking of undeveloped lolicunnies someone on 8chan said that lolis do get wet

i fucking knew it. if young boys can get boners then why cant lolis get wet

i bet their little clitties get stiff and sensitive too

fucking lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,9
umm.. i never got a boner when i was a kid....

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,10
i got them all the time you must have a broken dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>10239452
LMAO lol this is my post

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,12
enough lying kiddo. either posts the pics or you're full of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,12
do you still have that mail response from fatalpulse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,13
which pics? i can pull up the condom i sent to fatalpulse and the dick i sent to kitaeri is on 1000 jap blogs already

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,14
https://twitter.com/GloppingNoises/status/238671428340285440

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,16
nice profile picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,16
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[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,16
http://archive.moe/a/thread/70558174
Care to explain this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,19
you don't like /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

I was trying to perform a software upgrade to my EXT2214 Elimination Module, version 245.334 to 245.335, VXC.4 with a custom firmware patch when all hell broke loose. By not taking into account the distance from the sun that day, I mistakenly rotated the accelerator cuff on the ferrite resistance module 1.002 degrees too much towards the cohesive reactor conditioner and I ended up with 13 quarts of highly corrosive tycycolene fluid all over my laboratory floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,19
makes me hard knowing that anyone can see my freshly dispensed, healthy sperm

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,19
So this is where our teenbros come from I reckon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,23
That other archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,19
Please remember to give me credit and put a ™ symbol after using my meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,25
stfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10240692,26
Literally make me