/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream last night, was in Japan and some cute girls took me by the arms and started leading me down an street, they were like "hajimemashite!" but I don't japanese in the dream, so I thought they were saying there names, so I pointed my thumb to me and said my name, and they all laughed and I realized what I did and got embarrassed

They took me to a western style restaurant and sat me down in front of this dude with hair, and he laid a big lump of weed on the plate in front of me and tried to get me to buy it but I was like fuck dis shyt and I got outta there

Then I was in my apartmant and a crazy guy tried to break in and there was a black janitor looking guy who tried to fight him but he got stab, then he broked in and i died but didn't feel it, then i woke up, LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340034
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[Anonymous No.]

Quality shitposting, 9/10, would report again.

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[Jewnit✡r No.]

Fuck off.