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10401906 No.10401906[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Attention NEETS, by your very existence you may be preventing your male siblings from getting married and having a wonderful life.

>A recent poll on online news portal MyNavi News illustrated a candid look at its users’ definitions of the types of people they do not want to marry. The poll, which was open to both men and women, was completed by 905 MyNavi users in total. The women’s portion was reposted on the popular image board Hamusoku and subsequently began trending.

>・’One that has a NEET for a brother. I don’t want to get wrapped up in his family’s financial troubles.’ (Age 32)

http://www.japancrush.com/2013/stories/panese-women-wont-marry-low-income-earrs-reveals-poll.html

>> No.10401914

When you are banned, you should lurk more to find out why.

>> No.10401917

We're doing them a favor. They will be enlightened soon enough.

>> No.10401922

Good thing I don't have any siblings.

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>>10401906
>NEET brother

What about NEET sisters? That are cute?

>> No.10401945

My brother is gay, and he seems to be doing fine.

>> No.10401949

>>10401945
I think gay people have higher income. Am I right?

>> No.10401957

>japancrush

Sankaku Complex for Sankaku Complex users who think they're too cool for Sankaku Complex.

>> No.10401972

>>10401949
Yes.
They're more privileged than the layman.

>> No.10401987

My brother is already married and will soon be a father. His wife probably dislikes me but I don't really care, it's not like people generally like me.

>> No.10402006

>>10401972
layman? :3
anyway, i was thinking that maybe they don't have so much money to spend on. plus they got feminine brain and are probably capable of thinking about many things at the same time. while still owning male privilege. thus, maybe making em good in business world.

>> No.10402194

I don't have any male siblings and if I did I still wouldn't care.

Eat a dick and stop shitposting.

>> No.10402293

I don't have any male siblings.

>> No.10402690

>not being the weird uncle that collects figurines

of course my brothers will have kids

>> No.10402701

single child master race report in

>> No.10402733
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10402733

>>10402701

That depressing feeling when your siblings have long since moved on with their lives and left you with a hole in your heart where your family used to be

That horrible feeling when your family became the disconnected "strangers with same blood" style family you so resented when you grew up, after having to be forced to dress up to impress uncles and aunts you never met nor cared about

That sobering feeling when you realize family are just a bunch of strangers you grow up with

>> No.10402779

I always wanted a NEET brother. It would be great.

>> No.10402849

>>10402733
Family is overrated. So are the vast majority of relationships. Accept it and get on with your life.

In a capitalist society, the only thing that matters is how much you earn. Earn enough and guess what, you can leave behind all your 'friends' and 'family' and fuck off to live in solitude for the rest of your miserable life putting up with this species.

>> No.10403062

It doesn't matter. All my three brothers are already married.

>> No.10403291

>>10402733
Not gonna lie I never liked most of my family but now it's really falling apart, not much remains of it, people getting separated all over the place. At least when I was younger we used to have fun gatherings occasionally. Now even when were together everyone is either arguing, forcing a smile, or sitting in silence saying as little as possible. They were always a bunch of assholes but at least they used to be fun assholes. I'm so glad I'm a NEET that will never breed sometimes because this family is just miserable now, there's no point in continuing it.

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>>10401925
If they're fakeNEET doctors and engineers, I don't see why anyone would be embarassed. Let them just call themselves NEET like /jp/. Whatever.

>> No.10403457 [DELETED] 

>-women-wont-marry-low-income-earners

HOLY SHIT THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING

>> No.10403504

>>10403457
Yeah mang dem wymynz just want the monies.

#/r/mensrights

>> No.10403525

>>10403504
Go back to reddit faggot.

>> No.10403531 [DELETED] 

>>10403504
But they do want the monies you insufferable dead baby killed wench

>> No.10403533

Neither would I marry a woman who thinks like that. True, money is something important but it is no foundation for true love.

>> No.10403534 [DELETED] 

>>10403525
Fuck off with your misandry

>> No.10403543

>>10403534
This has absolutely nothing to do with misandry this has to do with you being a crosssite piece of shit redditor.

>> No.10403788

>>10403533
>true love.
Excellent work goy. You fell right into the fantasy Disney and Hollywood feeds you to help drive their sales and boost your hopes. Even more profits come afterwards. Have you any idea how much money can be made from wedding related services for inflated expectations and divorce? Make sure to come to my store to buy noice not-overpriced engagement ring yes? Also recommend my brother as your divorce attorney.

>> No.10403820

>>10401906
You are a reliable man only when you can overcome the problems that surround you.
By becoming the problem, I'd be helping my brother to become a better person.

also
>Dating a bitch
Any woman that concerned about you lending money to help your family is nothing more than a gold-digger who wants to keep all your loot for herself.

>> No.10403926

>>10403820
Why the fuck are we talking about women in a NEET thread which clearly states "No job & No money". All of this is of no concern to any truNEET - relationships should be the very last thing on their minds.

>> No.10403960

dearest blog,

today I've come closer to truly believing in my earlier realization that neet lyfe isn't really very good

because no money
no job is okey with me
but no money is not

i cannot buy masturbation toys
i cannot buy books or e-reading materials that I don't want to bother looking for on the internet

when i looked at a website for suggestions
it suggested i join the clergy
I am now considering this option with absolute seriousness
but i am a pervert, blog
my life is simply too hard to live

>> No.10404021

>>10403926
A lot of NEETs are cougarbait. It makes sense, how else would you survive without having a job other than whoring it up.

>> No.10404032 [DELETED] 

>>10404021
These new age /jp/ NEETs are gross.

>> No.10404062

You know, I've been reading some comments on a link to an article about how technology is killing jobs.

And the discussion was all about how you would create employment for people once the trend continues, making up jobs that don't exactly need to exist, and so on.

Not even a single mention of providing a living for those people - it was all about providing them with WORK. Just using up the same resources that would go into creating fictional jobs to provide an absolutely basic living for everyone didn't occur to anyone(and the futuristic scenarios discussed made this absolutely feasible).

Like, a lot of people now apparently think that the thing that is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY for a person is having a job, the fact that most people only work to support themselves and not for the sake of work didn't even factor in the discussion.

I don't claim to be a truNEET or anything, but sometimes I look at normal people and just wonder where did it all go so wrong.

>> No.10404090

>>10404062
You need to work faggot
Because I sure as shit ain't paying for you to live
So die or work, here, I'll make up an imaginary job for you to do

>> No.10404098

>>10403926
B-because that was the topic of the thread.

>>10404021
- Inheritance
- Autism Money

>> No.10404101

>>10404062
You don't deserve things for doing nothing, leech.

>> No.10404844

>>10404062
It'll take a (long) while, but basic income is a much better solution than inventing useless jobs just so people can say they're "working".

>> No.10405180

>>10404021
>A lot of NEETs are cougarbait

This is strangely true. A rather disproportionate number of the 40+ year old women I've met has been very flirtatious with me

It doesn't help that I'm actually very attracted to older women. I need to keep reminding myself of the failings of 3D. It's hard maintaining your purity in the outside world, /jp/!

I still don't understand why

>> No.10406060

>>10403788
You are missing my point. You don't need a lot of money to experience true love between two people.

>> No.10407223

its raining today

i love it, dark and cloudy with the sound of rain

>> No.10407271

>>10407223
I love that too. It's snowing slightly here, but it's not windy, which I also like. The sky is all grey and it looks like the whole world just ends in the near horizon. I can actually go out when it's like this since there's no one outside, too.

>> No.10407278

Both of my brothers are also NEETs.

>> No.10407577

neets-wont-marry-strumpets-and-crones-reals-imageboard-poll

>> No.10407588

>>10406060

>true love

Grow up.

>> No.10407595

>>10407588
No. I stay who I am.

>> No.10407607

>>10407577

If you were a real man you wouldn't care how many lovers your nonexistent girlfriend had.

>> No.10407626

>>10407577

I love how Neets daydream of rejecting girls who can't meet their unrealistic standards but become infatuated with any girl they have brief contact with.

>> No.10407638

Poor Miles. Noah is dragging him down.

>> No.10407639

>>10403457
Actually, my girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years now and I have no idea how she hasn't still left me because of the low amount of money I make and how much of them I waste for cigs and figma

>> No.10407680

Even teenaged twilight fans give up searching for that perfect boyfriend.

Otakus cling to their idealized girl who exists nowhere far into their adulthood. They'll always be miserable and alone.

Girls have more common sense and mature faster.

>> No.10407703

>>1040757
neet-refuses-sexual-advances-never-maden-him-to-boost-his-ego

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10408328

I seriously hope you guys voted for the astromoot during your free time.

>> No.10408343

>>10401906
Wait, so you mean my brothers are never getting married because of me? How's that supposed to even matter to me?

>> No.10408367

>Women like men with money
Well hot shit! I've only I'd know that sooner!

>> No.10408385

>>10407680
not having a piece of flesh to deposit semen into(a female) =/= miserable.

>> No.10412050

>>10404101
Nice slave mentality you have there, goy.

>> No.10412110

>>10407680
You're right, they swiftly and perfectly fit into societies newest form of "mature".

They'd be constantly breaking down if they didn't.

>> No.10414731

>>10405180
Are you retarded? If you have the chance for a cougar to be your sugar mommy take it retard.

>> No.10414738

>>10408328
epic pic /b/ro ROFL

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10414809

today i learned otakus are mostly all really negative and deserve their rejection.

once you make money you'll realize how silly you guys are. complain about the system all you want, you have to adapt to live. only by playing the game can you change it.

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>>10408385
Says you the one whos never even understood how it feels like.

>> No.10414869

>>10414809
Working sucks and money is overrated. I've probably had more jobs than you.

>> No.10414878

>>10414869
maybe, i don't know you. go live on the streets you'll be begging for money.

how about the majority of you guys in this thread? do you still live with your parents? how old are you?

>> No.10414882

My sickly sister who's afraid of everything told me earlier today that she feels sorry for ME because to her I'm the one who looks fragile and needs to be helped. Made me so mad I farted

>> No.10414885

>>10414882
Wow, she sounds really cute. Could I have her e-mail?

>> No.10414900

>>10401906
my brothers girlfriend is awkward around me, she came into my room to 'meet the family' and I was playing age of empires 2 while watching rozen maiden. She had a weird look on her face, tried to shake my hand and say hi. I just nodded and kept playing until she left. That was the scariest event that happened to me this month.

>> No.10414942

My brother is 12, I'm not going to worry about it.

>> No.10414961

>>10401906
>(age 32)
The thing is, at this age, she probadly desperate enough to accept almost any proposal, even if a man in question has a shitload of problems ( including the one she mentioned ).
All those "preferences" is just for show.
Otherwise... well i wish her luck.

>> No.10414981

presumptuous faggot op. first you assume everyone's circumstances are the same in terms of money. then you assume that their partner is going to know intimately my circumstances and make value judgements based on it, and finally you assume I even give a fuck (HINTO: I don't)

>> No.10414995

>>10401906
My brother was a NEET before I was even out of high school.

>> No.10415811

>>10414882
I also have a sister like that. She has major problems and takes depression pills, but what really saddens me is that she tries so hard to be normal. She watches those shitty american tv shows and envisions her life to be like that.

>> No.10415827

>>10414900
Thank you, that gave me a good laugh. I sit and sleep on the floor and whenever relatives come over I get weird stares and hear silly things like "Where is your bed?".

>> No.10419718

I am 100% positive there is no way sample bias had a part in this poll.

>> No.10419738

My brother is 16 and has had gfs. He's the scene-type, dyes his hair black and thinks he's the smartest thing to ever live. He usually stays in his room to play call of duty and WoW so I don't know if he'll NEET for a while after highschool like me or not.

The only one who ever judges me for my detached lifestyle is my mother.

>> No.10419747

>>10414995
your brother ruined your life

>> No.10419760

im tring to get job but so ufcking hard these days i dont got shit i dont have a job anf i dont have a edcuation
im spinning im bloarted as fcuk abd i see this shit well fuck YOU im IM A BIG BOY NOW so just FUCK offyou jear me???? im out a if kcace of foor GOD and NO i don t havt everyone i feel bad enooiguh dont bring him into this
im a free bird so aks yiurself are you a free bird??

>> No.10419773

All this sibling talk. Is it true that it's better to be a NEET when you have siblings? I would imagine so, as parents have to split their attention instead of just pressuring one child.

>> No.10419794

>>10401906
I am 31 and neet. I have a wife and 3 kids, another on the way. You can do it/jp/, PS I named my kids jap names!

>> No.10419852

My mom keeps hinting that I should get a job.

I feel really guilty since she is on permanent disability and I am unable to help support myself in any way. I hate the thought of getting a job but within the next year I might be pressured into it.

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10419866

>>10419794
>31
>neet
>wife
>3kids
So many things wrong with your post that I dont know where to start.

>> No.10419872

>>10419794
>PS I named my kids jap names!

This is bait.

>> No.10419877

>>10419866
NEET =/= hikki

it's fully possible that he's just getting welfare money

>> No.10419881

I was bored so I ate a bunch of pills I found in the kitchen, they were sweet and tasted like fruit. Later on I found out it was my dad's medicine (he has heart problems)
Is it safe for me to keep taking the pills? They're really tasty. The box says they're supposed to "dilute" his blood or something to that effect.

>> No.10419879

>>10419872
Wow, nobody would have figured that out without you.

>> No.10419885

>>10419879
Fight me faggot.

>> No.10419892 [DELETED] 

>>10419885
Go fuck yourself asshole, I'm done talking to you.

>> No.10419900

>>10419773
Hell no, only children got it made. Their parents have more money to blow on them and I think there is a subconscious thing where they're overprotective because thats their only genes.

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>>10419877
I didnt imply that silly anon.
You really think you can support 3kids and a wife without working?

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10419902

>>10419892
TALK TO THIS

>> No.10419905

>>10419885
Please don't get confrontational just because somebody pointed out that your reply was unnecessary.

>> No.10419906 [DELETED] 

>>10419773
It has its ups and downs, my brother was NEET before I finished highschool and he got a lot of flak for it. Then we were both NEET for a couple years and parents seemed to have given up until my brother got a job (I feel like it was my fault because there's no room for two NEETs in the family.) and now I get lectured about getting a job because my brother could do it.

It's not so much splitting attention equally, but it makes the NEET get all the negative compared to the other receiving positive.

Depending on how your relations are with your siblings, they can be another crutch to NEET on.

>> No.10419933

My grandma keeps trying to play hardball. She gets 2 checks a month totaling $2500 or so and has enough to pay all the bills but she keeps giving my uncle and his family money. First she got a disconnect notice for the cable/internet/phone and I went ahead and paid the $140 to keep it on because I can't do anything without the internet, thats how I make/lose money and keep up the motivation to live.

Now there's a disconnect notice for the power bill on the fridge that says we have to pay $120 to keep it on or else they disconnect and we have to pay $300 to get everything turned back on once we get the money. My mom doesn't have the money but I do and thats all I've got, I'll be broke then. I can't help but think she's doing this shit on purpose being a bitch. I don't even give a shit about cable tv or the phone. If the power is turned of she'll go stay with my uncle while its out and my mom and me will sit here in the dark.

The worst part about being a NEET is having to rely upon scummy people, I deserve better than this.

>> No.10419945

>>10419933
>I deserve better
because

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10420317

WHAT IF I SAY I'M NEET LIKE THE OTHERS?
WHAT IF I SAY AND JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SLAVES?
YOUR THE PRETENDER
WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDER?

>> No.10420320

>>10419933

Leeches don't deserve anything. You'd shrivel up and die without someone else.

>> No.10420319
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10420319

WHAT IF I SAY I'M NEET LIKE THE OTHERS?
WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SLAVES?
YOUR THE PRETENDER
WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDER?

>> No.10420321

no job, no money, no problems

>> No.10420386

>>10419933

Holy fuck you're a fucking faggot.

>> No.10420651

>>10419933
I feel more sorry for your mom then anything else

>> No.10420671

What's that one website where you can submit music and everyone viewing the website listens to it? I was in it some time last summer I think.

>> No.10420677

>>10420671
I think your thinking of MuMu player, I've used that a few times.

>> No.10420687

>>10420677
Yes thank you, now do you know the /jp/ room? There's this Nordic guy that I need to speak to again. He had this Chinese(I think) song that was very relaxing.

>> No.10420704

Jokes on you, I'm an only child! I sometimes feel bad for the stress I put on my father occasionally though since I literally can't do much on my own. I can't get a job even if I tried, I can't drive (I took some classes and tried much, I just can't do it. most of the time I had a lot of close calls with crashing and this was on the smallest roads), The money that I get most of the time is usually leeched from mother, and my brain is totally fried from the abuse I have done to it myself over all these years just to make myself feel better. I at least just want to be able to do things on my own and go everywhere without holding my parents hand even if I can't get out of this house, it would also help if I had my own ID but that will probably never happen either.

>> No.10420705

>>10420687
nope, I've never been in any rooms I found on here. I didn't find out about the place from /jp/.

>> No.10420740

>>10420687
I'm that Nordic guy. I will upload the song if you promise to never use that trip again.

>> No.10420746

>>10420740
Deal

I only used it in hope of you remembering who I am. Do you remember?

>> No.10420753

>>10420746
Sorry, I'm not actually that guy. I was lying. I have a bad habit of doing stuff like this. I apologize for tricking you.

>> No.10420768

>>10420753
well, at least your considerate I guess. Kinda made me grin. It was very cute. there's a reason I've said I belong here, and now I know It's just that I'm attracted to you all.

>> No.10420873

I am the second youngest among my siblings. I am a guy and I have 2 brothers (1 older, 1 younger) and 1 older sister. My younger brother, 21 has a girlfriend and is the most social of all of us, he's in college. My sister, 25 is engaged, she is fairly social. I am 23, I graduated college 2 years ago and have been a NEET since. My oldest brother however, that man, he is the most NEET person I have ever met in my life. He's 29. He went to college at the age of 16 and stayed in academia until he got his phd (in computer science) at 24. Afterwards he worked a job for 6 months before the company went down. Since then he's been living the NEET life. Just staying in his room all day. I dont know what he does in there cus the door is always closed and he doesnt like being bothered (he's one of the nicest people I know, he just doesnt like pointless talking). Even though my older brother is a mega NEET, that still ahsnt stopped my sister from getting engaged and hasn't scared away my little brother's girlfriend.
tl;dr op, if a girl refuses to be with your brother becuase you're a NEET, it's because she's a bitch who can't understand that not everyone has the ability to be social. My brother is the smartest person I know. He is a polymath and knows many subjects more than just computer science and math. He also does carpentry, fixes and improves his car, and has even made his own video games and robots. If my brother has an interest in something, he will learn it. Socially however he doesnt have an interest in and doesnt like to meet new people. I think it's because he doesnt care about small talk / doesnt know how to do it. He is very forthright when he talks. The only times I've seen him really talk to people was when he had very deep and cerebral discussions with peers at his university or certain family members, like my uncle who is an electrical engineer. Like I said, it's not your fault if some dumb slut can't understand your lifestyle.

>> No.10420883

>>10420873
Lifestyle with wasted potential?

>> No.10420891

>>10420873
You should spend more time with your brother. You could learn a lot from him. Learn about his interests and indulge.

>>10420883
I don't think being born intelligent should force you to become society's bitch. Think of it this way: he has no ambitions, therefore he has no potential.

>> No.10420906

>>10420891
I do when I can, but lately he's been "working on some project" (I dont know if he's building or reading something, or just trying to finish a game or anime series, he can get very focused when he does things)
Deep discussions with him are primarily what influenced to study philosophy in college. He's a very nice and smart person, he just doesn't like talking unless it's to convey an important idea to someone he knows well or someone who shares his amount of knowledge and understanding in a subject

>> No.10420908

>>10420906
meant to say
> influenced "me" to study philosophy

>> No.10420922

I'm probably going to say goodbye to my NEET lifestyle soon
I wish it would last forever but all good thngs come to an end

>> No.10420933

>>10420891
well... i see more than often people hang on that if you are intelligent it means you are good human being even if you don't do anything. sending them into sloth and narcissism... but whatever man. things can be different.

>> No.10420940

>>10420922
>goodbye to my NEET lifestyle soon
why

>> No.10420953

>>10420922
sometimes I search for a reason to leave the NEET life, but I can never find a god one, what are your reasons. please, if money weren't needed, or if I had enough, this lifestyle would be great for me, but I am too young/too able for welfare and the little money I have will be gone soon

>> No.10421304

NEETS ONLY IN THE NEET THREADS PLEASE!

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10421310

If you feel lonely you aren't a truNEET.

>> No.10421317 [DELETED] 

>>10421310
If you do (something I don't do) you're not tru as HECK

>> No.10421328

>>10421317
falseNEET detected. If you yearn for human contact you're a closeted normie, I'm sorry facts upset you.

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10421335

Just stopped caring about everything 9 years ago after I left high school and just became a neet. My friends hate me for it, I can see it in their eyes when I see them every 6 months. They don't like me, but they keep me around to passively-aggressively bully me. I keep coming back because I have no other friends.

>> No.10421342

>>10421335
Pathetic. Don't post on /jp/ again until you're friendless.

>> No.10421344

>>10421342

>>10421335

Well, it's not really the fact that I have no other friends, it's just something to do that's a little different from day-to-day stuff at home. I don't think I hang around them because I want social interaction. Just a change of scene, I guess. The way they treat me practically makes me friendless.

>> No.10421345

>>10421344
What kind of faggot-ass nerd doesn't stand up for himself? I remember back in middle school I let people bully me and it sucked, but then in high school I become dark&edgy as HELL and everyone left me alone.

>> No.10421351

>>10421345

I do stand up for myself, but they way they conduct themselves kinda block me from doing it properly. They cover their own tracks and each others, so when I bring it up with them they say I'm being paranoid and what ever the fuck.

>> No.10421361

>>10421351
Why do you hang out with people who make you their inside joke?

>> No.10421372

>>10421361

Because when I was at school with them they were the only people that accepted me for who I was. Their love turned to contempt after a while. I don't ever recall doing anything to make them mad. I'll probably stop hanging with them soon.

>> No.10421663

Is this the NEET thread now?

>> No.10421706 [DELETED] 

>>10421663
No, let it die

>> No.10421796

>>10421706
okay

>> No.10421990
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10421990

She's 1 day older than me and a moe nip with no friends.

Should I ask her out?

>> No.10422000

>>10421990
>Interests
>Crayola
>Easy Bake Oven
She's crazy.

>> No.10422011

>>10422000
>crayola
>easy bake oven
This shit is too good to be true. It's a fake. No cute nip girl is so conveniently insane.

>> No.10422069

>>10422000
>>Crayola
>>Easy Bake Oven
a loli?

>> No.10422086

>>10422069
Most likely some con-going tumblr cunt who is trying really hard to be "kawaii" and "moe".

>> No.10422262

I was a NEET for 6 years but I'm going to school next semester. I'm sorry /jp/, I've betrayed you.

>> No.10422304

>>10422086
nice self-projections

>> No.10422307

>>10421990

Seems cute, do it!

>> No.10422329 [DELETED] 

>>10422304
con-going tranny detected either that or some ugly whore like milk

>> No.10422476

What's this retarded infighting between NEETs? Shitpostan fakeNEETs I'm guessing? Some people don't willingly become NEETs and others aren't happy with their NEETdom. Deal with it.

>> No.10422500

>>10422304
That doesn't even make sense.

>> No.10422513

>>10422476
I didn't willingly go through my life expecting to be a NEET, in fact I didn't expect to be anything at all which led to me being a NEET in the end and I'm gonna keep it this way since it's the only life for me. Can't get a job because no one wants me in their workplace.

>> No.10422548

>>10422513
That's perfectly fine. At the end of the day, unwilling/unhappy NEETs are still NEETs. Doesn't mean they're automatically aspiring socialites either. They deserve to be here more than the yuppie and student shitposters who insist they have NEET 'souls' and push all the 'who biggest truNEET shit-on-floor' garbage. If you want to complain, complain about the falseNEETs before splitting hairs and shitposting on the types of NEETs.

>> No.10422553

>>10422513
>no one wants me in their workplace

Even volunteer or apprenticeship? Are you so far gone you can't work for free to build up experience and work contacts?

>> No.10422570

Jokes on you, my brother is gay.

>> No.10422571

>>10422513
Yes it doesn't matter, just gotta ignore the idiots that get all upset over not everyone truNEET like they actually have some sort of reputation to hold up.

>>10422553
Never tried volunteer work but I would never. I just want the money and I'm not willing to work that hard for it.

>> No.10422624

>>10422513
This. Growing up I never thought I'd be a NEET, I never really thought about what I'd be. I assumed something would fall into my lap and I'd make a career out of it. Needless to say that doesn't work out for people like us. Am I depressed over being a NEET? Nope, I rather like it. Do I get depressed over lack of money? Sure, hunger is hunger.

However even I have had a couple of jobs in the past and they were pretty terrible. Having to go to a place full of normals and work your hands to the bone for a pittance doesn't do well for an ex-NEET, maybe if I could get a job that was solitary I'd have a better outlook on it. I sometimes wish I could just stop caring about social anxiety or whatever and live like a normal, working every day and coming home to my ugly wife and getting drunk. But that isn't the life that I was meant to lead.

I NEET therefore I am.

>>10422553
I for one don't have the money to drive an hour each day to slave away for some guy.

>> No.10422646

What is with all these people claiming NEET status that have had tons of jobs before. A truNEET like has never had a job, and dropped out of middle school. /jp/ is really pathetic. It is almost tumblr at this point.

>> No.10422804

>>10422624
This. I hate suburban sprawl and how everything is designed around having personal transportation. Even with a car, things are getting to be a pain in the ass when driving 1h+ to work is considered perfect acceptable. Public transit is barebones here and hilariously slow.

>> No.10422868

>>10422624
>I never really thought about what I'd be
I wonder how many other NEETs grew up like this. I was always told I could be anything I wanted and that I had plenty of time to decide. then one day I realized I was already an adult and still had no idea what I wanted to do, but the world wasn't going to give me any more time.

>> No.10422877

>>10422868
Your whole post pretty much describes me as well, I actually like being NEET with no worries, no idea how it'll be once my dad dies and the money flow stops. Might just off myself then

>> No.10422889

i just want 2 kick y'all in this thread!!! how can u be so selfish! fuck u!

but at the smae tiem i wnat to pat on ur'e heads cuz u hav sad lifes *puts on silly hat* *dances 4 all of u*.

>> No.10422910

>>10422889
*sucks cock*

>> No.10422919

>>10422868
>>10422877

I think this is quite common actually. I know once my savings are out I will kill myself.

Of course, I might just live on the streets and see how long I last. But thats kind of like killing yourself in a slower manner anyway.

>> No.10422950

>>10422889
Stop posting like that.

>> No.10422955

>>10422950
Make me nerd

>> No.10422960

>>10422513
>>10422476
>Some people don't willingly become NEETs
Yeah and?
/jp/ is not a support center for NEET.
You want to be normal and be EET, then go to /adv/ or /r9k/ to seek help.

>> No.10422962

>>10422955
Okay.

>> No.10422979

>last descendant of family of Jews mostly exterminated during the holocaust
>no cousins, siblings, etc
>still would never want to accept the responsibility of rearing offspring even if you have 100million dollars to do it
>not fucks given

>> No.10422983

>>10422979
Just get an artificial womb 10 years from now, get a jew daughter.

>> No.10422985

>>10422960
/jp/ also isn't a place for fakeNEETs to shitpost in NEET threads but look how that turned out. Some NEETs don't have the motivation to turn it all around anyways.

>> No.10422992

>>10422979
You already have a billion anyways right?

>> No.10422994

>>10422307
Shut the fuck up. I wasn't asking you, lamebrain.

>> No.10423001

>>10422919
Being on the streets is real tough from the docs and even the 2 homeless people I spoke to. I think I'll just check out right after my savings run out.

>> No.10423003

>>10422979
Please stop abusing the quote function.

>> No.10423009

>>10423003
He is probably quoting what he thought, or what he wrote down on paper.

>> No.10423034

>>10423009
Please stop defending shitposters.

>> No.10423257

>>10423034
It's a joke man.

>> No.10423308

>>10423257
You're a joke

>> No.10423336

>>10423308
I'm sorry for living.

>> No.10424392

>>10422548

This so much.

I've failed in Highschool and barely got what you guys could call (some sort of) GED here in my country, I've been forced into college and dropped it because I couldn't take it anymore after 4 months, therefore I returned to the usual, 3 years of NEET lifestyle, never had a job as well and I HATE to socialize and I HATE people because I don't want to be like society wants me to be, I don't want to be a normalfag.

But I'm still depressed, because the NEET lifestyle isn't doing me any good, I have severe mental disorders on top of (and what eventually caused) depressions, and all I wish for is a calm, quiet place to spend the rest of my days alone, at least enjoying anime and the chans until I more than likely kill myself before my 30s.

I don't have any money and living with my family is driving me even more crazy than I can stand lately and that is saying a huge fucking lot, I feel like I can't take this anymore, I need my own place but I can't afford it and I will have to find a job if I want to.

Having mental disorders and trying to live as a NEET is going through hell, not to mention that I live on a third world country, so my options are a lot less viable and I got it harder than (probably) many of you guys, but we are still the same in the end.

>> No.10425630

I'm a NEET and just found out I won $200 worth of pizza from a local pizza place

feel happy for me, or else

>> No.10425695

>>10425630
eat $200 worth of pizza in one sitting

become king of the pizza

>> No.10425699

Could anyone tell me which pills that are purchaseable without a receipt in germany are good for overdosing?

And don't you fucking dare to be a moralfag or force me to blog.
If you won't tell me someone else will, so you mightaswell use this chance to make someones death as painful as you like

>> No.10425733

>>10425699
just get some bleach and ammonia

>> No.10425799

>>10425630
For a NEET that is like a dream come true as long as it delivers because I can't drive. I would be happy forever. Too bad one of my favorite places where I live doesn't deliver but I still get to go there every so often when I tag along with my father on the weekends out to eat places. I wouldn't be able to live without pizza.

>> No.10425997

>>10425699
Chug some Drano instead?

>> No.10426034

>>10425699
wow i dont think this post could have been any edgier if you had tried lol

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>>10426034
Come on, you surely must've seen edgier if you've been around 4chan for a while. Edgy contest?

>> No.10426082

>>10414809
money doesn't change anything you delusional retard.fucking poor people think money fixes everything.

it makes finding people to be with even harder, you don't know if they want you for your money or for who you are. its like you've never heard of gold-diggers or fake friends

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>>10426045
ill reply to you seriously if you go take another english course and come back when your reading comprehension is up to snuff

>> No.10426135

>>10401914
Lol I was never banned. Owned faggle.

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>>10426045
>>10426091
Can we slow down and talk seriously about this shit for a second? I feel like a lot of people on /jp/ don't actually do half the things they say they do, or want to do.

Doing drugs isn't exclusive to NEETs, and therefore is not a part of NEET culture. Overdosing on drugs just makes you a drug addict or potentially homeless.

>> No.10426158

>>10426142
>>10426091
> mailto: safe
Stfu

>> No.10426200

>>10426158
woah there cowboy youre “cruisin for a bruisin” desu ne

real though you want to fucking talk shit ill pump it back down your throat with my cock

>> No.10426224

>>10426200
This was a pretty straight thread. But then u came and brought ur subhuman gayness. U no No one here is talking about cocks but u bro.

>> No.10426269

>>10426224
I'm sorry, did you read what I said? Are you ESL or is your throat just screaming to be ravaged? You want it that bad? This isn't a fucking joke anymore, tell me where you live you piece of maggot shit we can settle this offline

>> No.10426305

>>10426269
Tehran, Iran. Dress as gay as you can, well I shouodnt need to tell u cause you always drssed like a fag. Me and homies will show you the penalty of having the gay.

>> No.10426405

>>10426305
Woah you actually are an honest to Allah dumbfuck thirdworlder, I'm sorry dude I don't waste my time trying to teach monkeys. Try not to squirm too much when Israel shoves a red, white and blue fist up your ass

>> No.10427623

>>10425699
Look somewhere else for suicide advice.

>> No.10427628

>>10426082
>poor people think money fixes everything

It fixes hunger and shelter. Who cares about the rest.

>> No.10427629

>>10426405
Lol jewstate Israel is going to burn to ashes.

>> No.10427630

>>10426405
Iran is white.

>> No.10427643

>>10426082
>you don't know if they want you for your money or for who you are
Stop being so generous with your money. Just because you have money doesn't mean you have to give it to your friends.

>> No.10428645
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10428645

All suicidal NEET's should read Steppenwolf by Hesse.
It shows how our condition is nothing new and how impossible it is to escape from.

>> No.10428651
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10428651

>>10401906

>> No.10428657

>>10428645
>how impossible it is to escape from.
This doesn't exactly sound uplifting

>> No.10428658

>>10428645
fuck you and your head trip bullshit

>> No.10428667

>>10428645
There have always been two types of NEET. One seems genuinely happy and content living a life with a dim future and minimal social interactions.

The other is pretty much the opposite in that they long first and foremost for social interaction. Most everything in their life is governed by their desire for interaction. Following that they would like a promising future, which usually means worrying about entering schooling or training of some sort eventually in the future. Finally, they're discontent with the labels society has put on them and would like to change their lives for the "better".

Disgusting people, that second group. They really are the lowest of the low. Especially all the people here wanting to get a job, longing for friends outside and being depressed about their NEET lifestyle. Just die already if you are so sad about your NEET life.

>> No.10428671

>>10428667
High five. TruNEET for 4 weeks and proud!

>> No.10428681
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10428681

Do a good deed;
Kill a NEET.

>> No.10428743 [DELETED] 

Anyone else go from loving niggy to hating him in the past day because of the obvious imposters who put neither love nor effort into their niggyposts?

>> No.10428754

>>10428667
And what if you are in between the two?
Desiring no social interaction and being content with a dismal future consisting of nothing more than being kept alive and reading manga all day, but is despite this utterly miserable and longing for death.

>> No.10428762

>>10428743
if he truly is a champion this board deserves, he will ignore them and come back when they've had enough.

>> No.10428785

>>10428667
Stop reposting your shitty copypasta that you think is insightful.

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>>10428681
Ika...

>> No.10428894

Do people judge you if you tell them you're a NEET?

some internet friends keep asking me where I work and my answer sucked.

I don't want them to think less of me.

>> No.10428903

>>10428894
Yes, you're pretty much human scum for others. But don't worry you fit in here

>> No.10428904

>>10428894
>friends

Get out.

>> No.10428908

>>10428754
It's called depression, and there's pills to take care of it for us so we don't mind our basic survival.

>> No.10428934

>>10428903
okay so should I lie or just abandon them?

>> No.10428953

>>10428754
Anyone can be mixture of both, it can so much more complex than one or the other. Don't stress yourself out over thinking about it and throw yourself under a label, that's one of the stupidest ways to live your life. Just be yourself.

>> No.10428977

>>10428908
I am taking pills already.
They seem to do nothing but make me sleep longer.

>> No.10429268 [DELETED] 

>>10428934
First lie then abandon them if they aren't of any use

>> No.10431174

Before I used to naturally sleep very little but after becoming NEET I'm sleeping 12 or more hours a day.

>> No.10431179

NEET world problems

>> No.10431193

Yeah, because nips have the same culture as north america and europe, right? And they know what NEETs are.

>> No.10431195

someone mentioned this condition called pyrrole disorder to me the other day, and all the symptoms suited me exactly (especially the weak teeth enamel, light sensitivity and horrible anxiety.)

but then there's people arguing that it doesn't even exist as a condition.

so now i'm really confused.

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10431206

>/jp/

>> No.10431205

>>10431195
oh fuck this wasn't even a NEET general. nobody cares about that op.

>> No.10431211

>>10431206
>female
>likely unemployed
>future prospects involve being a housewife

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>>10402690
I've never seen myself described in that way, but it's all true. I'm the weird uncle with a bedroom full of waifus.

>> No.10431214

>>10431206
lelelel epic

>> No.10431215

>>10431211

Epic meme arrows.

>>>/a/

>> No.10431216

>>10431215
Aw, did you see other /jp/ people hate against quoting and now you have to join in so you feel like you fit in?

>> No.10431220 [DELETED] 

>>10431216
You posting that doesn't make it any less true, faggot.

>> No.10431221

>>10431216
who was he quoting?

>> No.10431231

>>10431216
Are we being raided?

>> No.10431233

In an attempt to get me moving, my internet has been cut off and so has my tiny allowance. There's no free wifi nearby. How do you deal with having no internet?

>> No.10431238

>>10431231
people who actively post in neet thread are the ones who have been raiding /jp/ for the past year and a half with /b/ shit.

>> No.10431251

>>10431233
Mcdonalds

>> No.10431263

>>10431233
Library

>> No.10431265

>>10431221
-ur mom

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>>10431265

>> No.10431283

who cares how you live you're going to be mulch one day anyway

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>>10421310

Fuck you, six years of hikidom. I'm allowed to feel lonely without shame. We're people too you know.

>> No.10431294

>>10431289
You aren't a truNEET, you ain't tru 2 urself. You're just a run of the mill NEET.

>> No.10431295

>>10431289
>We're people too you know.
Yet you post a pic of an undead abomination. You must be a bitch like her too huh?

>> No.10431300

>>10431294
true dat homeboy! les take da NEETmobile and grab sum dope n hoes. #YOLO

>> No.10431301

>>10431295
Now I want to hug that hikki bitch...

>> No.10431312

>>10431289
I find your defiant attitude both disgusting and admirable. In another lifetime we might have been friends.

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>>10431312
NEET braveheart who rallies other NEETs and fights to the death defending autismbux when the gov finally wants to pull the plug?

>> No.10431420

>>10431343
I was just moved to see such a defence of loneliness.
I find that loneliness is, perhaps unsurprisingly, one of the more prominent drawbacks to being alone. That's not to suggest I would be happier with company, but there are times when I feel lonely.
And I've definitely been guilty in the past of pretending that I don't get lonely, because I feel like it's too pathetic or something. Which it probably is. But I was still happy to see someone standing up for his right to feel lonely.

>> No.10431725

>>10431420
You're obviously 99999999 years too early to be a NEET. In my case, loneliness is one of the most prominent features of this lifestyle.

>> No.10431734

>>10431725
So you feel lonely too then? That's cool.

>> No.10432097

>>10431734
Yes, but feeling lonely and sorry for yourself is a good feeling.

>> No.10432125

>>10432097
If we agree then why are we arguing?

Probably because we're both just desperate to talk to someone, huh.

>> No.10432514

>>10432125
I'm not arguing with you.

>> No.10432532

>>10432514
Fuck you

>> No.10432536

>>10432532
suck a fuck

>> No.10432567

>>10432532
>>10432536
Quality posting.

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I'm 22 and I have never had a job and I also have no skills.

How the fuck do I make money?

>> No.10432582

>>10432579
Finish a career/learn a skill.
Work.

>> No.10432585

>>10432582

Thanks man

>> No.10432594

Is the Janitor only deleting niggy spam at the moment? I like this Janitor. You're gonna get Moe anthropomorphized Janni!

>> No.10432604

why is this thread still here

>> No.10432613

>>10432579

It's too late for you.

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>>10432579
At least you're not 24 like me and $20,000 in debt.

I was thinking of going back to college to get a degree that's actually marketable, but I hear that 24 is way too old to still be in college.

Every time I genuinely ask for advice it naturally goes to suicide. I'm starting to think I should take them up on it.

>> No.10432620

>>10432616
>but I hear that 24 is way too old to still be in college.

It's not fucking high school.

>Every time I genuinely ask for advice it naturally goes to suicide. I'm starting to think I should take them up on it.

That is just the typical phrase people say when they have nothing to say

>> No.10432624

>>10432616
There are adults everywhere at my university.

And no, 18- to 22-year-old kids are not adults. You aren't too old.

>> No.10432625

what is entertaining? is staring at walls the best thing there is? why would you think games, VNs, eroge, funny videos, whatever it is you do, is entertaining? what do i do

>> No.10432627 [DELETED] 

>>10432616
That image is very racist. I am offended.

>> No.10432639

>>10432620
>It's not fucking high school.

Really? Could've fooled me. Everywhere I go it's nothing but the same high school clique bullshit.

>That is just the typical phrase people say when they have nothing to say

True, but you have to admit it's not bad advice. I feel like I already missed the train and will be stuck watching up to everyone else for the rest of my life.

>> No.10432643

Did he seriously delete a perfectly on-topic post because he posted it with a "racist" image?

>> No.10432643,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432616
Hahahah. He actually did it.

Janitor status = buttbitch

>> No.10432651

>I have never had a job and I also have no skills.

no work experience = never get hired

Sorry, you don't have much time left. You should teach young people who still have a chance at life not to repeat your mistakes.

>> No.10432660

>>10432643
I think the mods are going on another racism kick like a couple of years ago. Moots trying to clean up /pol/ and there was some sticky about racism in /r9k/. Jewish investors were probably complaining.

>> No.10432660,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432651
Why not just steal from the rich CEOs who have all the money?

What's he got to lose? If he gets caught they'll just throw him in some comfy private minimum security prison where you're guaranteed a job working for pennies. Our prison system is a modern forced labor camp.

>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for 13 minutes

>> No.10432664

>>10432643
/jp/ is not your blog.

>> No.10432664,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432660,1
owned

>> No.10432664,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432664,1
Shut up, nerd.

>> No.10432669

>>10432643
Racism is not tolerated in SFW boards, kiddo.

>> No.10432669,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432664,2
mad racist

>> No.10432670

Glad this racism is being cleaned up. As a nigger I find it very offensive.

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>>10432670
Maybe now I can talk about NEET treatment in Israel without anti-semites spewing hate rhetoric

>> No.10432674,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432669,1
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD

>> No.10432674,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432674,1
suck my big black cock racist

>> No.10432674,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432674,2
Is that you niggy

>> No.10432676

I find the "niggy" spam offensive because blacks have an offensive look about them.

>> No.10432679

>>10432674
I live in the US but going to Israel is my back-up NEET plan in case I ever run out of money or get kicked out.

Apparently I can get a free trip over there along with room and board. And then free education to learn the language and such.
Sounds like a pretty nice gig for a NEET.

>> No.10432680

>>10432676
I get up to make sure my doors are locked whenever I see a niggy post.

>> No.10432680,1 [INTERNAL] 

Please stop posting in /ghost/ the janitor is getting lonely and frustrated that we don't like him.

>> No.10432680,2 [INTERNAL] 

Can someone with posting access make a thread about Andromeda (the TV series)? I want to know /jp/ and /ghost/'s thoughts on Andromeda (the TV series).

>> No.10432680,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432679
kill yourself you stupid kike

>> No.10432691

>>10432680
They live all around me. I didn't think anything about them until I moved into this area. Now I understand why they get such a bad reputation.

They are very loud, racist, and have such a smell. I can't even describe it. Everything said about them is true. Don't be an idiot like me and live your NEET life in a white neighborhood.

>> No.10432709

Today I had to poop in my pee bottle ):

>> No.10432712

>>10432691
My parents live in a nice neighborhood with million dollar houses that are owned by doctors and other professionals.

>> No.10432712,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432712
#WhiteWorldBenefits

>> No.10432743

why don't you use all your free time to do something instead of this self pity?
you can download thousands of books and courses for free

>> No.10432764

>>10432743
I picked up A Song of Ice and Fire on Monday and read it fifty or sixty consecutive waking hours.

I would have considered it time well spent if not for various other things, but whatever.

>> No.10432771

>>10432743

Motivation is a fickle thing

>> No.10432783

>>10401949
>>10401972
That's what happens when you don't have to support a child and what not, so on average gays have more disposable income,

>> No.10432785

>>10432743
I play games

>> No.10432799

>>10432743
my whole awake time is almost all spent in various things that help my escapism so I can pretend I'm not actually in this world

>> No.10432799,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432712,1
Stay pleb.

>> No.10432799,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10432799,1
NO JEW

>> No.10433387

Please let this thread die so we can have a real NEET thread.

>> No.10433729

>>10432679
How the HELL is 'free education' a nice gig for a NEET.

Hey, if that doesn't work out, maybe you can support your NEET lifestyle by getting a job.

>> No.10433969

>>10432679
This a scholarship program thing or just because you're Jewish and have citizenship rights there? Just remember there's national service there for citizens. Perhaps the military might actually do a NEET some good by boosting needed self-discipline and confidence. That or you may come out a PTSD human-wreck.

>> No.10434027

I miss being a NEET. Why the fuck did I ever go to college?

>> No.10434160

>>10434027
Answer depends on what type of program, major and university you went to. Your fate as an engineering or accounting major from a target uni with co-op will be much different than a women's study or english major from bumfuck U. So you either went for a chance to be able to make a decent living independently or to waste a bunch of money whether yours or not.

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>>10433387
*neets all over this shitty thread*

>> No.10434898

>>10433969
I know they have good scholarships, but you get free stuff regardless if you are Jewish and immigrate there.

I have heard stories of NEETs joining the military after they have nowhere to go. Yes, it's technically a job, but it doesn't sound too bad. Many have said you can get stuck in some bumblefuck base with a desk job and just browse the internet all day. Maybe you can get sent to Japan if you know the language.

>> No.10435019

Going to leave a few applications in a nearby mall's clothing stores, wish me luck /jp/!

>> No.10435059

>>10435019
Ganbatte!

>> No.10435283

Yes, there is a program that pays for you to go to Israel.

>> No.10435741

Neo-/jp/

>> No.10435834

>>10419852
Yeah the thought of helping anyone else must be a burden heavier than your gut.

>> No.10435836

>>10419933
You're right, you deserve death, not for your sake, but their's

>> No.10435840

>>10420768
It's a gay neet, I never fathomed the day.

>> No.10435843

>>10431289
WERE people. Fixed

>> No.10435851

I don't have a brother.

Fuck off.

>> No.10435972

>>10420933
>sloth and narcissism
>giving a fuck
church let out early this week

>> No.10435989

>>10435972
I do give a fuck if I have to sit with bunch of assholes.
-church is irrelevant.

>> No.10436065

Is /jp/ getting invaded or something?
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
I've only just got back from Japan and I can't believe I'm still seeing this shit, Christmas ended over a month ago, so why are these faggots still here?

>> No.10436171

>>10436065
The only thing getting invaded here is your anus, elitist bigot.

>> No.10436920

I want to take aniracetam and make cool things.
Any nootropics otaku here?

>> No.10437219

>>10435283
Only for Jewish people right? The military and intelligence service get more respect there given how often they're needed everyday to prevent assholes from trying to launch rockets at you or invade you. No coincidence many of Israel's high-level government officials up to the PM have some kind of distinguished history with the IDF or Mossad. They really don't like pussies in those positions. Wouldn't it be neat for a former NEET to find his way up there?

>> No.10437281 [DELETED] 

>>10436065
I know, right? Let's all type like this and pretend we're intellectuals. Man, /jp/ was way better when we could blog in peace.

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>>10436065
We got a lot of more Jews now than before. Wouldn't surprise me that they're the ones trying to wreck the place with niggy spam.

>> No.10437993

>>10436065
Why are you still here and not on any number of more useful chans?

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