A Revolution is Brewing

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, gentlemen. I bring news of the next plan of attack.

Tomorrow, 24 hours from now, at 1/27/13 6:30PM EST, we attack the front page of /jp/ with Spurdo threads.

Lately, the janitor has a bit been overwhelmed with shitposts. For that reason, this next wave of shit will surely cause permanent damage. There will be mass banning of combatants and innocents alike, and if we are lucky, we will even get a thread on /q/.

Prepare your weapons. Save those pictures of Spurdo. and give me fugen burger :DDDDDD

Signed,
Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

the /jp/ legion marches

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413360
Come on man. Why sunday?

[Anonymous No.]

snibeti snab iam a crab :--DDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413367

is sunday any different from any other day?

I guess more kids are home from school that day, thus more epic ween.

[Anonymous No.]

Please lay off the jani, she he is much better than previous ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Please tell that you're actually American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413378
This is the worst janitor, shut the fuck up and piss off back to blogging in your NEET threads or talking about your favorite /jp/ related smartphone.

[Anonymous No.]

go home finnscum man

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413380
He is, I can tell from having seen quite a few americans in my time on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

Spam is seriously the lowest form of trolling, I wouldn't expect much more out of you /jp/ newfags though.

[Anonymous No.]

can i le join?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413378
No he's not. He has a beef with the Moriya shrine. First he silences Suwacko, then he protects people who call Sanae a slut. Then he babysits threads that are a far cry to "Who X otaku here?" while deleting random shit that doesn't deserve deletion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413382
What's wrong with NEET threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413382
Confirmed for being on /jp/ for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to penetrate Janitor-chan's slippery NEET cunt with my turgid shitpostcock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413400
stodgy post mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413391
The previous ones where criticized for being to strict, now ones leniant and people are still complaining.
Just bend over, pull your pants down, and take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413391 though I still give him the benefit of the doubt because he wasn't that bad pre-apo/q/lypse. Maybe he's just as confused about the ``new'' rules as everyone else. It's just me having faith in humanity though.

[Anonymous No.]

d e l


del

[Anonymous No.]

>Tomorrow, 24 hours from now, at 1/27/13 6:30PM EST
>A Revolution is Brewing Anonymous 01/26/13(Sat)19:07
>24 hours from now
>19:07
So which one is it?

[Anonymous No.]

keep this shizzle bumped

[Anonymous No.]

I need spurdo pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,2
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=spurdo
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spurdo-sp%C3%A4rde/photos

[Anonymous No.]

I'm literally in tears right now /ghost/, for once I have hope that we're going to take back /jp/ from all the neo-/jp/ subhumans

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413391
Suwacko poster is ban evading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,5
Kill yourself NSJ

[Anonymous No.]

Any shitposter that posts with spurdo is no shitposter of mine.

Get the fuck out, dipshits.

[Anonymous No.]

>Raiding /jp/ when the janitor knows about it and will be on.

Enjoy getting muted and having your raid stopped in its tracks.

The days of unstoppable Bawson/Accel/Ron Paul spam are long gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,8
Take out Accel, that was lower tier shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,9
How is accel spam low tier? That crap brought /a/ down to its knees for a while and is one of the main reasons for the mute system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,10
Always seemed like a shitty version of the gorespammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,8
The janitor doesn't realize it's a feint. We'll strike when he least expects it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is warosu so slow on sat night....

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,13
I know right? You'd think more of warosu's main userbase would be here, all the kids don't have school in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,13
It's Sabbath, fucktard.

What are you doing are warosu? I'm pretty sure The Bible isn't on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,15
Subhuman detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,15
Fuck off Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,15
Make a joke and I will sigh
And you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And love to me is so unreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,18
(It starts with one)
One thing I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,18
One thing, I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so (far)
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end

You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know

[Anonymous No.]

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,21
You know that posting my lyrics is just as bad as posting my images, right?

I better not see you posting Paradise City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,22
Keep it up, eventually someone might give a shit about your grossly disproportionate sense of self-worth, subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,23
KEEP IT UP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,23
People have made threads about him, tracked his address, derailed threads in his name. /jp/ is his bitch, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,25
Way to get beaten by me by 4 seconds you slow ass sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,25
At the end of the day its still just /jp/, hes still pretty much irrelevant. And half the time the only person hes talking to is me, if not most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,25
I particularly enjoy getting banned for evasion for posting the same image as him, i.e. any gif of a chinese girl eating something.

The janitor has a raging hard-on for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,27
Not that I was the one that tracked him, not going to claim credit for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,28
I really hope you don't honestly believe doing a job means you have an obsession with someone.

I'll await your claim that I'm the "janiturd" because of this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,30
NSJ pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,30
You're talking to Trevor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,30
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JANITURD ON /GHOST/!
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[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,30
Kill yourself you fathead

[Anonymous No.]

holy shite we're being raided by the janitard

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations, you killed /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

WAROSU-SAMA BAN THE JANITURD WHILE YOU CAN

[Anonymous No.]

We will no longer work in the shadows, making passive aggressive pokes at the janitor and secretly derailing threads with meta.

No, we will make ourselves heard, loud and clear.

Today, at 6:30PM EST, we will unleash a giant wave of shit threads onto /jp/ not seen since ye olden days.

I invite everyone who cares for the future of /jp/, no, the future of the world to join us. When the clock hits 6:30PM EST, we must post spurdos until the last 5 pages of /jp/ are pushed off the site. If you do not possess spurdos, just post niggy or a penis, but really spurdo is preferred.

To arms! The janitor and /q/ have taken our board, but they have not taken our souls!

BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,33

those emojis are cool aS HELL

[rowdy rebecca No.]

ganbatte ne *gives thumbs up*

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q

HELL YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

There's less than an hour left!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

lokced n loabed :-DDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

SPURDOS

TONIGHT... WE SHITPOST... IN HELL! :-DDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSl2zsTUTP8

LETS GET THIS PARTY GOING!!

DOWN WITH THE JANITURD!!

[Anonymous No.]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spurdo-sp%C3%A4rde/photos

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw only two people do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,46
GET YOUR WEAPONS READY

[Anonymous No.]

Try to not have too much fun, kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,50
Get out of here NSJ

[Anonymous No.]

If we don't have ylilauta helping this will not be successful.

[Anonymous No.]

People are taking this shit seriously?
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,53
Its not like it takes that much effort to make a few posts, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

The good old days are back

[Anonymous No.]

I remember last time it was much worse. All threads filled to the brim with spurdo. And as I'm typing the janitor is repelling the attack quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,57
When you get banned all your posts get deleted, so without the numbers its much harder.

[Anonymous No.]

3/5 raid: weebs mildly annoyed, but could have been better

[Anonymous No.]

Good work, gentlemen. We held our ground for over 30 minutes and practically froze activity on the board. We struck fear into the hearts of "on topic" posters (the real shitposters) and the janitor himself.

Today's events were surely an echo of the good old days of /jp/. Not bad for a 1 day notice.

[Anonymous No.]

And so the battle ends in a stalemate.
The casualties include: Yama's integrity, a handful of weebs, 20,000 spurdos, and one energy drink consumed by the janitor's hell gut.

Slightly disappointed, the spurdic army disbands camp and returns back to the mongolian steppes of Finland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,60
No it was a stalemate, you fag

>>10413414,61 said it right

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,60
>>10413414,61
I don't know who to believe, it seemed like a pretty big failure to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,63
Typical distortions of history. We'll never know the truth

[Anonymous No.]

Guise! You can buy IP addresses from the Russians for, like, 10 ruples each, which I assume is a pathetic amount in real money. Is Russia rangebanned from 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

Learn to /i/ faggots, though I'm sure most of you nerds showed up post 2008. Kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,66
/i/? Learn to oekaki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,67
Maybe he's telling us to draw our own spurdos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,67
>>10413414,68
Just going to assume you're being ironic, epic as hell boys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,66
pools closed, bitch.

get the fuck out of warosu

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,69
I have this feeling that he's actually serious. At least the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,71
Isn't the other /i/ a 7chan thing? Why do you expect warosubros to have anything to do with that site?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,72
This is a 6 year-old joke dude, and it's not a 7chan thing. It's a 4chan thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>2013
>Posting on real-/jp/
>spurdo and yu-gi-oh

This new breed of shitposters is fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,72
Pretty much any person from 4chan thats been here for a decent amount of time should know about 7chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,74
This has been done before.

Oh wait did I just get tricked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,76
Tricked hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,76
What has been done before?

Mocking the stupidity of these new shitposters or /jp/ being "raided" by these autistic dipshits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,78
You sound frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>new shitposters

I've been shitposting since 2003, we just called it posting back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,80
Very witty quip. Demotivationalized and framed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,78
/jp/ being raided, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to think that this played a big part in the janitor's mental breakdown.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to thank all the brave heroes for their combined and sustained effort, although I fear the past 6 months will have a lasting effect on the quality and nature of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,84
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,83
>>10413414,84
Kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10413414,84
more like 1 year

[Anonymous No.]

YES SPURDO