NEET Thread

[NEET Bread No.]

NEET thread!

[Anonymous No.]

Do a good deed;
Kill a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello "NEET Bread", thank you for posting this, I was wondering if there was a NEET thread and then you made one 😸

[Anonymous No.]

>>10521700
Is she died?

[Anonymous No.]

What's with these short reverse-forward GIFs lately?

[NEET Bread No.]

>>10521714
Sadly, yes, she died....IN 3-D!!!!

[kyoko teh red !FsZwNPVlXA!!IEW7moOD1OK No.]

>>10521714

[Anonymous No.]

>>10521719
Tumblr.

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>>10521700
Holy fuck things have gotten awful in the past hour.

My parents wanted to take me out and speed $200 just on clothes for me. I said no becasue depression and I couldn't possibly spend that much money just on clothes.

They basically said "We know something's wrong, but get over it and come with us". I kept telling them no, and eventually my farther threatened to CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE ME COMMITTED.

I think I just fell mute after that. He hasn't done it, so far, but I think he's actually serious. I haven't done anything but be deperessed, and yet...goddamn.

I'm turning in to a nihilist because of them.

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>>10521751
Is that you Tohno?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm spending all the money I've saved over the last 10 years.
I'VE GOT NO JOB

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys
omg
i just finished
serial experiments lain
and OMG
IT WAS SO GOOD
IT WAS SO RANDOM
LIKE
WTF
WEIRD PART OF ANIME OR WHAT
LIKE HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO RANDOM
almost as random as me (lol j/k)
but seriously like every moment was like "omg wtf is happening"
it was pretty deep imo but i still don't understand what happened

is there a guide or something on what happened?
i don't get it

it was still great though, best anime i've ever seen

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>>10521760

Yes

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>>10521751
What's wrong with that? Why wouldn't you get committed? Would you rather spend time with normals like your parents than stay in a free hotel with people who understand you?

Is this a joke/troll? Did /r9k/ redirect you here?

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>>10521751

They told you to just get over it? that's rough.

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>>10521778
Did you know you have no internet when you're committed. HTH - hope this helps you fucking retard.

Not him by the way but I'd rather die than get put in a mental institution.

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>>10521751
If you go out with them they will do something like: 'Ok. now its time to look for a job, lets go'

Good luck.

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>>10521709
Do a good deed. Eat a squid. It's delicious and healthy.

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>>10521799
I fucking hate this. My parents see every step of progress as an excuse to push me further.

"Why don't you have any hobbies, son? You should get yourself out more!"

Two weeks of going to the library later:
"WELL I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'RE CURED OF SOCIAL ANXIETY. So why don't you have a job? You should get a job. You want food? Why aren't you paying for it? You could if you had a job."

Fuck off right now. I'm exerting myself as it is, and you're just making things worse.


Sorry for the juvenile ranting even as far as NEET threads go, but how do you guys put up with this?

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>>10521790
>Did you know you have no internet when you're committed.
Not necessarily.

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>>10521836
Yes necessarily. And even if you had some kind of '15 minutes of internet per week' setup you think there wouldnt be someone looking over your shoulders? Get real shitter.

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>>10521751
I wish I had parents to buy me shit. My mothers love varies depending on how much money I let her "borrow."

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>>10521822

I don't know either it's as if some people can't grasps the concept that I don't want anything.

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>>10521700
Hey fellow NEETs. Hey "NEET Bread" (not implying by separation that you're not a NEET, here, just think you deserve a special callout).
Any fellow NEETs do anything today? Not I.

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>>10521846
I'd love internet restrictions. Imagine being forced to read books all day instead of sitting on /jp/ and getting so bored by refreshing the front page that you have to shitpost just to keep things interesting. That would be great.

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>>10521970
No, it wouldn't be. I was without internet for 6 months last year and it was the worst time of my life.

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>>10521979
This
It sucks
longest I've gone since the early 2000s is about a month (not solid because sometimes I'd go to motels and leech) and it was a nightmare.

I mainly ended up watching tv.

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>>10521934
I feel this way too. I don't want friends or money or anything, I just want shelter, food, and internet. Pretty low standards in the first world.

Everyone seems to assume I want something more, but I'm somehow unaware of it. I tried that lifestyle, it wasn't for me. You're not helping me by pressuring me into getting a job, you're just making me feel more and more uncomfortable to the point where I can't take it easy.

Now leave me alone. I'm doing some of the things you said just to placate you. I ask for the absence of things, not for you to actively do things. How is that even a bad thing? Can people really not understand that not everyone wants to "make something of themselves"?

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>>10521979
I'm strange, though. I'm addicted to the internet, but I also feel a strong urge to be productive. I hate working under people and I doubt I could ever do it for a living, but I enjoy doing worthwhile things at my own pace, and wasting time online feels pointless. In fact, part of the reason I waste my life online is because I'm sort of meta masochist and I want to test my own neuroticism.

I disabled 4chan in my hosts file for a week and it was great. Then I thought, "Why not post just this one thing?" and I was back to the old routine. I have no self-control and if some authority figure said, "Hey, get off /jp/ and read this book," it would make me happy.

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>>10522012
I'd be perfectly find leaving the internet if there was something to do. I'd end up just watching what shit I have saved to my computer, after that I might try cleaning up my room, and beyond that I don't know.

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>>10521812
Don't you mean eat OUT a squid? ;)

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>>10521999
I know how you feel. My family would take me on holiday once a year for a week or two, and it was awful. Then when I was 15 (early 2000s) they took me on holiday for four weeks and it was so fucking miserable. I sat in the hotel room and played Game Boy Advance all the time, but I just ended up so depressed they never took me on holiday again after that.

If I went without some sort of internet connection now, I'd feel neutered and probably die.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could become a NEET, instead, I have to work a boring as fuck cubicle job. It pays the bills, but...

I'm seriously hoping I don't have to do this for the rest of my adult life.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when 26 and not good at anything.
There are 15 year olds who go to school and at least they're part-time anime experts or comic book experts or something. But nope, not me. I don't know how I've wasted thousands of hours not doing anything of consequence, but I have.

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Every time my computer or internet stopped working during my NEET years, I would immediately start crying non-stop and sleeping for 16 hours a day. The 8 hours would be spent desperately trying to fix the problem. I still do.

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>>10522039
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/01/top-five-regrets-of-the-dying

You should read this.

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>>10521846
Sorry, I know more about this than you, and you're wrong.

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>>10522041
Yep. All this time and the only skill I have to show for it is being good at typing out captchas.

I used to play videogames and even with many hours spent on them I was 'good' but not 'great.' I don't even have the attention span to play them anymore, much less the attention span for VNs or reading books.

My life has played out to be a pretty big waste, I'm not sure if I should just go ahead and get it over with now or what.

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>>10522055
I've been thinking about suicide a lot recently, but I don't have a plan or anything. I wish I had some spare money to buy a gun, would make it a whole lot easier

I guess even if I did have a gun Obama would just take it from me anyway

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>>10522045
Super gay article. How the HELL am I supposed to live my dream when I need money to do anything?

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>>10522067
Suffocation seems to be pretty popular as a pleasant way to go. I haven't bothered buying a helium tank because if its TOO accessible then I might jump the gun.

If you're near the southeast we can go die in the mountains somewhere with a tent and some charcoal.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a lonely, depressed transgender girl. I need new friends to talk to, please add me on skype: milky.girl4

I'm not milk whoever that is, I'm Milky, the new hotness

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>>10522079
>If you're near the southeast we can go die in the mountains somewhere with a tent and some charcoal.

what do you mean?

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>>10522055
I know how you feel.

Even by my own standards, video games are pretty low brow, but at least there are people who have played lots of them and are super good at them, or even create games or make money through them (e.g. playing tournaments). I'm okayish at games to the point where watching 13-year-olds fail to play Super Mario World on YouTube makes me feel better about myself, but there are lots of people (including people way younger than me) who have played hundreds of video games and are really good at playing them. At least they can say that. I have played maybe a few dozen games, four or five of which I can play well.

I wish I'd picked up a sport or something. Not to be patronizing to video game players (seriously, if you do it well keep at it) but I'd have preferred something more worthwhile by whatever standards it is I have.

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>>10522092
Carbon monoxide poisoning. All you need is a tent or sealed off room and a bucket of charcoal burning, its pretty popular in Asia. Same thing when people route their car exhaust through a window.

Its a colorless odorless gas so its kind of like getting dizzy and falling asleep.

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>>10522074
You're missing the point. You LITERALOBJECTIVELY don't need that much money to do things, you just need to not work hard.

Of course in the real world everyone works hard to the point where if you don't have an aneurysm by age 30, you'll lose your job, so get on some welfare scheme and take it easy.

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>>10521751
It's a classic tactic that clueless boomer parents use. They try to make your living conditions as awful and stressful as possible, in order to get you to snap, and find a job that will allow you to move out. Don't let them break your NEET spirit!

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>>10522110
The problem with that article is they didn't ask any truNEETs about their regrets as they lay on their deathbeds, only normals.

It'd be almost the exhaust opposite on the list.

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>>10522082
>transgender

You're NOT girl.
You are a man trying to pass off as a female.

You're a disgusting piece of shit.

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>>10522082
Fuck off tranny.

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>>10521751
>$200 just on clothes for me.
Definitely won't be surprised if it's on an interview suit.

>>10522039
People always tend to want what they don't have. A cozy, stable bureaucracy is great. Perhaps you haven't had enough McJobs or crazy hectic OT positions to make you more appreciative of your current state. I sure as hell don't regret jumping from industry to the 'boring' civil service.

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>>10522117
>>10522122
jeez~ these are my pathetic stalkers who are mad that I didn't return their love

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>>10522117
it depends
if they are transsexual then for me they count as female

but if they are not then they are lower then lowest homosexuals
unless they are cute girly traps but this is beyond unlikely

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>>10522117

No bully

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>>10522118
Everybody wants what they don't have.
Nobody appreciates what they have until it's gone.

Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10522136
Your attempts are futile.

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>>10522136
I'll bully whoever I want, you worthless piece of shit.

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>>10522118
TruNEETs:
"I have no regrets. I died happy."

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>>10522147
That would be me, if I actually had money to live alone, and thus, how I truly want.

[Anonymous No.]

>The 4chan catalog is now supported on mobile devices. On your phone, just tap [Catalog] at the bottom of a board's index page to use it.

Oh look moot pandering to his beloved normalfag demographic some more

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>>10522082
Milky please add me back, I really wasn't kidding when I said I would give you all my savings if I could just hear your voice again. I'm sorry for what I said.

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>>10522147
TruNEETs: I regret killing myself at the age of forty.

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>>10522163
That has been happening for a very long time now. He was only a webo for a year, and then he became all about accessibility for all. The removal of the lolicon and guro boards was the point at which I believe he went full normalfag.

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>>10522175
Why would you regret that?

Normalfags:
"I've hated being crippled and pissing myself for the last third of my life."

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>>10522182
My grandparents were getting on in years but I never got the impression that they hated their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

Dying a truNEET would be fine as long as you have money.

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>>10522082

Why do you keep posting your skype on here?

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>>10522203
Attention, is it that hard to guess?

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>>10522203
Because I'm a lonely girl who wants friends and loves anime and manga and touhou

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>>10522215
You should find a circle of tumblr or twitter users to ingratiate yourself with.

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>>10522082
I spoke to a claimed "transgender girl" on omegle once who had /jp/ in her likes.

It was terrible and if that was you you're terrible. Hard to feel sorry for someone when all they do is whine about dumb small problems.

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>>10522220
What would you consider a dumb small problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>living of autism money
>NEET
got boring after a month

>>10521709
BRB summoning my persona

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>>10522082
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/

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>>10522215
Yeah man, post a lewd image. That'll get the misogynistic, pure males to talk to you.

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>>10522186
Your grandparents were lying.

On a related my grandma died a few months ago. She was so happy and content living the truNEET lifestyle before she died, but on her death bed she went super crazy and kept begging God to make the pain stop. For a few hours it made me reconsider my life, then I went back to shitposting on /jp/. Not sure what that says about me as a person.

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>>10522220
I'm a good, obedient girl

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>>10522250
>Your grandparents were lying.
Yes, that's clearly the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

Girls don't have wieners.

[Anonymous No.]

/lit/ here

please stop shitposting on our board.

>>>/lit/3497227

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>>10522279
Don't boss us around you fucking bully prick.

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>>10522028
Nah. I'm not into bestiality :P

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>>10522279
What does that thread have to do with literature? Why isn't your janitor deleting it?

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>>10522082
Please don't add this person. She has an insane sex drive.

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>>10522291
Ika is a human that cosplays a squid 24/7 and has a disease where her blood is black

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>>10522299
no

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>>10522298

That's gross. I also don't know what a transgender girl is. Is that a girl that wants to be a boy or a boy that wants to be a girl? The wording is confusing.

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my stupid mom on the other side of the country is texting me right now

I dont want to talk to her but I havent talked to her in 2 years and she loves me but I don't miss her at all I couldn't care less what she's doing

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>>10522302
Yes

These are probably your legs you disgusting homo

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>>10522298
how convincing do they look?

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>>10522279

It's not his fault, blame the janitor who has been going apeshit recently. The janitor obviously pushed him over the edge and the guy couldn't help but sperg out on your board.

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>>10522298
What would you expect from someone who labels themselves and changes their "gender" based on a sexual fetish.

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>>10522279
God damn that's a fucking awful thread.

Well, political discussions always are.

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>>10522310
Jesus, spoiler that shit at least.

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>>10522310
insulting a man's legs where I live gets the death penalty.

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>>10522312
Milky looks pretty convincing and I'd say she looks quite attractive because she started hormones at 14, but she apparently got bullied, so she is mentally incredibly needy, and will try to tease and break you, unless you try to make her behave. That's at least what I think. She's crazy

>>10522304
Someone born as a boy who transitions to being a girl later in life.