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Mice can give birth to two offspring up to 8 times a year.

Do you think the mice she commands are her children?

>> No.10685936

I want to make babies with Nazrin.

>> No.10685945

>>10685919
Yes, yes, I'm sure her babies are 1/100th their mother's size. Now, more importantly, where can I buy something like that? That looks extra comfy.

>> No.10685950
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Cats can give births to litters of around four kittens, two to three times per year..

>> No.10685953

>>10685936
I'll give birth to your children sempai

>> No.10685954

>>10685919
>>10685936
I want to make babies with Nazrin while she's in her fursuit.

>> No.10685955

>>10685953
Really? oh gosh

>> No.10685956
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>>10685945
A 170 ton blue whale gives birth to a 2.5 ton whale. It's not quite 1/100th but it's pretty close. So it might happen.

>> No.10685982

>>10685956
Fair enough. Then another question, seeing as how the most important one hasn't been answered: Does she give birth in litters, or one by one? Because I feel like if you gave birth in litters, you wouldn't have very much attachment to any one of your children.

And before someone says anything, if you're a triplet or higher, your parents are only faking their love for you, and your emotional growth from an unloving childhood is what prevents you from recognizing it.

>> No.10685998
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Looking back at what I read, I realized I misread it. I thought it was saying mice give birth to up to 16 offspring a year, but in reality it's 16 per litter, with up to 8 litters a year.

That's a lot of mice.

>> No.10686003

>>10685998
That's a fair amount of soup, though. Nazrin just got bumped up to right below Aya on my ranking.

>> No.10686005
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>>10686003
Is your ranking based on how much food they can produce?

>> No.10686010

>>10686005
Nah, there are a variety of factors. Utility, genetics, looks, personality, and terrible things people have done using their name/image on the internet are the most important ones. Not necessarily in that order.

>> No.10686035

I just realized I've been overlooking nazrin in "wich 2hu" threads.

She's great. Best art by ZUN.

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>>10686035
I remember not being too fond of her at first as well. Though of course now I like her.

>> No.10686483
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Kids with Nazrin!

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>>10686483
Better not do it more than once.

>> No.10686859

Nazrin is a mouse.

>> No.10686910

I like the cute mmd of Nazrin dancing to spring of dreams

>> No.10687115

I want to spawn with nazrin untill she can't give birth anymore

>> No.10687120
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>>10686483
>>10686852

This is adorable.

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>>10687120
That doujin was fantastic.

>> No.10687136

Gross mice are nasty disease carrying rodents

NOT EVEN ONCE

fucking bastards got in my garage during winter had to use a trap to get two of the little bastards

fucking filthy

>> No.10687151
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>>10687136
Yo holmes, thanks for the free shit, but you be wigging out. Me and my homies gonna split for next door. We be back once you learn to calm yo ass, ya dig? Or at least, once that mofo starts runnin' out of food.

>> No.10687188

>>10687151
she has HUGE feet

>> No.10687259

>>10686483
>>10686852
Um, you do know why mice have large litters, right? Because their children have a ridiculous high mortality rate. So you'd better not get attached to any of them too fast.

>> No.10687264

>>10687259

Mice also have a life span of a year or so. Poor Nazrin.

>> No.10687353

>>10687259
>>10687264
Did we not pay attention to >>10685982
>if you gave birth in litters, you wouldn't have very much attachment to any one of your children.

It's fine, she doesn't care. Alice probably cares more about her random dolls than Nazrin would care about her children.

>> No.10687362

The average litter size for a mamal is half of the number of nipples the mother has.

>> No.10687383

>>10687264
Does that mean youkai mice can be as young as 5 years old?

>> No.10687400
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10687400

They're yours.

>> No.10687420

>>10687400
To eat or to sell?

>> No.10687434

Nazrin, a rat youkai, I ended up reading some rat dietary information pages for this. Apparently most rats are lactose intolerant and cheese gives them runny stool. They are also incapable of burping or vomiting. If one assumes Nazrin favors cheese then there's a good chance it gives her the runs a lot. This makes it so she probably has to go to the bathroom more than normal. Doing more research and rat cleaning habits and it turns out they're very habitual groomers. Apparently in groups if a rat doesn't groom itself properly, other rats will pin that rat down and do the grooming themselves. Apparently this high importance on grooming is a show of dominance and since Nazrin appears to be the leader of her rats one should assume she places high importance on the act herself. She shows herself as a responsible person as well even being more professional than her superior, Shou. Anus cleanliness is probably fairly high despite the fact she probably gets the runs more often than not due to a like for cheese.

>> No.10687659

>>10687434
3/10, that guys really went on a bit too much about the runs and cheese.

>> No.10687680

>>10687659
It was from a thread about touhou butts and anuses and he was going through each touhou and discussing their respective butts and anuses.

>> No.10687709

>>10687680
Yes, I know. I'm comparing the quality of that analysis to the others in that list.

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>> No.10687809

>>10686859
fuck you man rats are so much better than mice
mice are bullshit

>> No.10687816

>>10687809
rats are bigger and will play with you and are cuter plus they are better for modeling human bodies in medical experiments
rats : 59 mice: 0 fuck you mouseketeers

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>>10687816
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Myouren Temple, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Great Mausoleum, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Palanquin Ship. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Gensokyo, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mice across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UFO Myouren Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.10687866

>>10687843
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that...

>> No.10687874

>>10687866
You could have at least changed Navy SEAL or something. You just look silly now.

>> No.10687898

>>10687874
Well that will teach me to read past the first three words.

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Little mouse foot.

>> No.10689318

Nazrin as Mrs. Brisby with her mice children

kawaii uguu ;_;

>> No.10689343

>>10688426
This picture looks like it was half-done in MMD. Weird

>> No.10689368 [DELETED] 

I used to know a girl back in high school named Nazrin. Once I discovered Touhou, I started having fantasies of having very passionate sex with her while she is cosplaying as Nazrin. Thank you Touhou, thank you /jp/. You are the the ones who will lead this world into the light.

>> No.10690123

>>10689368
>I used to know a girl back in high school named Nazrin

Lying isn't healthy.

>> No.10690132

>>10690123
But Nazrin is a real name. It's Indian.

>> No.10690473

Nazrin is a mouse.

>> No.10690495

>>10690473
Did you forget how to form more than one sentence?

>> No.10690920
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>>10686859
>>10690473
How did this get started, anyway?

>> No.10690938

>>10690920
Probably with Nazrin's mother and/or father being a mouse.

>> No.10691014

>>10690132
It's a male name.

>> No.10691046 [SPOILER] 
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>>10691014
What are you implying about Nazrin's gender?

>> No.10691051

>>10691046
I am merely implying >>10689368 is a retard and should do better research before spewing bullshit.

>> No.10691062

>>10691051
Did you consider the possibility that he mistook a feminine guy back in high school for a girl? I've done it all the time.

>> No.10691101

>>10691062
Mistaking an Indian female for a male one?

Are you joking me?

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>>10690938
Right, but you don't see people saying, "Ran is a fox," or "Orin is a cat."

There has to be more.

>> No.10691110

>>10691097
Maybe because some people group rats and mice together. It'd be offensive on the same level as calling a Korean guy Japanese, or something.

>>10691101
Some people are androgynous. If it happened to be one named Nazrin, I can hardly hope to judge.

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