/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to open a portal?

[Anonymous No.]

Ya

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KCN

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>>10686727
Is that readily available to average Joes at your friendly local Walmart? Something tells me it'd be easier to get a firearm then that.

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massive narcotic overdose

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>>10686715
This is now /jp/s portal to Gensokyo thread.

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>>10686793
This gun looks fake.

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>>10686735
depends on country, imo easiest way would be sneaking into collage chem labs or bribe at jeweler's store

you could also check Silk Road for it (and other poisons - its HIGHLY improbable that package with them would be intercepted) but I would wait with that till bitcoin stabilizes

>>10686745
i don't recommend that one, unless you brew some heavy and deadly mix of stuff that interacts with each other (plus preferably it should act as depressant on central nervous or respiratory systems) it will be painful and if you are found there is chance that you might live or half live as vegetable :3

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>>10686800
certainly ruined the collectors value with that finish, but I dont think its fake.

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>>10686809
>deadly mix of stuff that interacts with each other (plus preferably it should act as depressant on central nervous or respiratory systems) it will be painful and
mix a little bit of propofol with a shit ton of fentanyl

i don't see why this has to be painful, you'd be sleep in 30 seconds anyways

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I just wondered, has any of the /jp/sies ever streamed them opening a portal?

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>>10686823
yes of course, but I don't think he would be asking if he was stocked on heavy anesthetics at home medicine cabinet, stuff isn't that easy to get sadly

I had in mind that trying to overdose some random drugs might be painful and long unless it shuts down brain/heart/lungs first

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Exit bag >

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>>10686912
A foreigner appears! snagged it off a /k/ thread.

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>>10686715
Steal the portal gun.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys going to kill 2hus or something?

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>>10686938
No retard, what do you think someone is going to do with a handgun and one bullet...
Think real hard about it.
>>10686926
exit bags are for pussies.
If you're going to die you have the opportunity to help mankind.
Get your sorry ass down to big five and buy a nugget + box of ammo for $120.
Then go to a synagogue, A mosque, or a KFC and gun down as many subhumans as possible before rewarding yourself with a trip to Gensokyo.

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you're an incredibly weird faggot if you own weapons and post on /jp/

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I wonder how many actually killed themselves.

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>>10686950
To make some 2hu kill herself?

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>>10686951
I actually think many /jp/ posters are or were serving in the military, sadly, or worked as security guards.

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>>10686715
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>>10686927
Almost complete.

I need the picture of Marisa's 1911 and suicide note, does anyone have it before I have to trudge through the archive?

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I never understood why attention whores love to upload pictures of their guns, it's like the biggest dick waving contest ever. The one that really bothers me the most is the guy who uploads pictures of his meals on /ck/ and for no reason at all he has to put his gun right next to his dinner plate

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>>10686957
Yuyuko did. I'm not sure if there are any others!

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>>10686951
I wish I could own weapons... ;_;

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>>10686961
>>10686951
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrSS058pjWw

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>>10686969
its b/c they spend thousands of dollars on them and they serve 0 purpose so all they can do is try and show them off as if anyone gives a shit

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>>10686969
>I never understood why attention whores love to upload pictures of their figures, it's like the biggest dick waving contest ever. The one that really bothers me the most is the guy who uploads pictures of his guns on /k/ and for no reason at all he has to put his touhou fig right next to his gun

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>>10686996
well aren't u one cheeky lil cunt m8? u wanna get hit in the gabber?

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>>10686969
I wholeheartedly agree.

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>>10686979
But you can obtain weapons, even if they are illegal in your country. I believe the Armory is down but their is another similar site.

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How does it feel knowing you will most likely never use your weapon on another human being?

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>>10686969

Because men show status through the physical objects, and influence they own/control.

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>>10687010
>>10687008
How can you guys be so mean, there were /k/ommandos defending YOU earlier...

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*posts pic gun on /jp/*

so fucking dark and edgy....... like my soul

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>>10687017

I am not being mean.

I am stating facts.

I am pretty sure if I had guns I would also want to show them to my friends on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Everyday carry .

Between my 3DS and my Android Phone, I'm always equipped to game on the go.

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>>10687027
Are you a serial killer?

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>>10686967
>I need the picture of Marisa's 1911 and suicide note, does anyone have it before I have to trudge through the archive?

Godamnit nerds now I have go looking in foolz, why doesn't warosu have the "included image" option.

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>>10687030
You're going to regret stupid questions like that when somebody mugs you and leaves you to die.

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>>10687035
It's ok, I never go out anyway.

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>>10687021
I would agree if these were real guns, but this is like a 2" dick contest.

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>>10687039
>I would agree if these were real guns
I am confused by your statement, are you implying that these are all airsoft or replicas?

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>>10687048

He's a slut whom cannot be pleased by less than 7.62 NATO.

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My greatest fear is being held hostage by someone from /jp/.

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>>10687032
Yes finally fucking found it godamn.

Does anybody know whatever happened to him? Last I heard he was homeless after getting kicked out of his house for touhou crossdressing.

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Does portal always need human sacrifice?

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>>10687032
It does, but only after like June 2012.

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>>10687059

It would definitely end in consensual gay sex.

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>>10687071
As Marisa? Because if so I am suitably impressed by his dedication.

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>>10687073
Some claim to have temporarily opened it with lucid dreaming.

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>>10687051
I'd love a proper 7.62x51 Battle Rifle but it is out my price range. Good ol' 54Rimmed has the exact same power (often compared to 30-06 but it is not equal) and costs 1/3 of the price.

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>>10687117
I hate that forced meme so much

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>>10687087
Yes he dedicated his life to the FN 5.7 round and being Marisa.

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>>10687133
shouldn't have worn womens clothes

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>>10687071
>>10687133
none of that actually happened, you guys are fucking stupid lmao

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>>10686715
Committing suicide with a Makarov, so soviet.

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The use of firearms seems to conflict with the note "BRB" as "Be Right Back".

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>>10686967
>clip clip clip
those are magazines

that's what you get for buying shit overpriced .22lr magnum

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A!!1zao16xwdwl No.]

>>10687142
Do you have the full story? I would really like to hear it, I saw marisa posting on /k/ about a month ago with new timestamps.

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>>10687048
There are circles in which the term "gun" is reserved for artillery: cannon and so forth.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A!!1zao16xwdwl No.]

>>10687146
The pic was photoshopped to troll /k/.
There is no such thing as 22lr magnum, there is 22lr and 22magnum and please don't start with that, I don't want to bring out the wound vectors kopipe.

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>>10687145
Once in Gensokyo, the first objective is to gain access to a computer to shitpost on /jp/.

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>>10687162
alright you won the photoshoped stuff, knowing /k/ they can do anything

but between a 5.7 and tokarev, i would take t he tokarev, it cost less and do almost the same shit

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>>10687152
it was made up because hes an ugly attention craving sociopathic faggot, he wasn't even gone for a week. he used to whine and try and pull stupid shit on gotfrag because everyone made fun of him, so he did that and it somehow got more attention than it should have, every dumb motherfucker believed it too.

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>>10687152
The 5.7 fired out of a pistol barrel has much more energy than a 22 mag out of a 20" bbl and several loads have capability to pierce level II vests if I recall.

However I am not saying it is a good round for personnel defense or spec ops as people claim. Short barreled rifles in 5.56 and such far outclass it in power and any sub compact smg(such as MP5-K) loaded with armor pierceing loads is better if small size is needed.

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>>10687196
Okay thank you for the info, I'm kind of strange I guess, I enjoy keeping track of tripfags on the few boards I go on. Do you know if this is really a picture of him? I found it on /k/ a while ago.

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>>10687212
that was one of the pics someone made on gotfrag and yeah its him

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I guess I cant be truNEET because I frequently go to gunshows and such. I'd like to see more pics of /jp/'s guns with cute fumos and things than the suicide plan ones.

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I can't wait to be 25 and have a stable job, wife and a house in order to acquire a deadly dangerous .380 pistol.
Thank you commie government!

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>>10687212
Wait a fucking second... that's genius! If I use a bunk bed and remove the lower bed I can use the space for other things.
This is a great discovery!