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10797573 No.10797573[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever engaged in vandalism, or delinquency?

>> No.10797577 [DELETED] 

I destroyed your mothers pussy and asshole

>> No.10797579

/jp/ - Antisocial Culture

>> No.10797580 [DELETED] 

I vandalized ur moms ass last night lol

>> No.10797585

>>10797577
>>10797580
freeze fire

>> No.10797587

When I was ten, me and my friends were captivated by The Warriors, and we tried to start our own gang called The Warriors. We started smoking and spraying "The Warriors" in red spay paint everywhere. Then the police caught us vandalising a old peoples home and told our parents. We never did it again.

>> No.10797589

yes but each time i didnt it was minor and i didnt mean for it to hurt anyone.

im a good lil boy

>> No.10797593

When I was 15 I got arrested for walking around at night shit faced. I would've been fine if a cop didn't see me.

>> No.10797595

>>10797587
Couldn't you have come up with a more original name?

>> No.10797597

>>10797573

Do you think they would beat a gaijin like me?

>> No.10797599

>>10797597
Do you think they wouldn't beat a gaijin like you?

>> No.10797600

>>10797597
Ain't enough of them. Nips are weak as fuck.

>> No.10797602

I got a ticket for public urination 2 years ago.

>> No.10797607

>>10797597

They would worship your massive gaijin dick.

>> No.10797612

>>10797595

No. We wanted to be The Warriors. We considered calling ourselves The Riffs, but my friend said there were too many niggers in that gang, which is strange because The Warriors were led by a nigger. I just think he wanted to be Swan.

>> No.10797613

I write graffiti.

>> No.10797614

I kind of was the leader of a juvenile delinquent gang back in highschool. It was nice.

>> No.10797615

>>10797602
How did the cop know it was urine?

>> No.10797618

>>10797614
It sounds nice. What do you do now?

>> No.10797626

>>10797587

Movies about gangs are kawaii uguu~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF40Q7NCaIE

>> No.10797629

>>10797626

I used to love them. The Wanderers was my favourite, although I no clue what was going through most of it.

>> No.10797644

>>10797573
yeah, i used to set things on fire

>> No.10797657

>>10797618
Became a NEET now I sit on my ass watching cute girls doing cute things, playing video games and reading VNs. Heard the other members are doing fine. Some even have high paying jobs.

>> No.10797664

Yup, from about 7 years up I started vandalizing. At first it started out as breaking occasional windows with stones and breaking things on building sites I found. Panes of glass etc.

Found a can of silver spraypaint once and sprayed a car.
stuck nails under car tyres, stole the hubcaps from cars.
Set fire to a few tree's. Or just throwing stones at cars in general.

Later on into my early teens, 12, 13, 14, I completely wrecked abandoned cars, smashed all the windows, lights, dented it with crowbars, pissed into them.

Broke into a house once, spray painted all the walls with abuse and shit. Infact I broke into several houses and wrecked them for fun, but most of them were abandoned or unoccupied at the time.

Completely trashed a 7 story massive hotel that was abandoned.

But cinder blocks on the railway tracks. Threw stones at the trains.

Got a hacksaw and cut down a big fence on a farm and let all the cows free.

It all kind of stopped at about 16-17. Look at me now, a shut in faggit with no friends.

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10797672

I brutalized Sean's family.

>> No.10797679

>>10797664
>Completely trashed a 7 story massive hotel that was abandoned.

Alone?

That would take a whole day, if not more.

>> No.10797683

>>10797672
Please be nice to other /jp/ posters and their families.

>> No.10797684

I stole books from the chain book stores around my college. I stole so many they all put up notices that backpacks were no longer allowed inside.

>> No.10797686

>>10797683
FUCK YOU, BITCH

>> No.10797687

>>10797679

It was already trashed for the most part. I was with 1 other person. I didn't do all the damage, but I spent a good few hours throwing tv's out windows, kicking down doors, throwing gigantic battery packs (or something) off the roof, amongst other things.

>> No.10797688

I used to be friends with a mafious in highschool. We never talked about it, though.

>> No.10797709

I hung out with a bunch of delinquents whole stole signboard letters.

>> No.10797714

>>10797615

He caught me pissing. He was kind enough to let me finish, at least.

>> No.10797726

whenever I got angry at my HS teachers I'd piss in the cardboard box where they kept all the chalk.
after a while the school board took the old chalkboards down and mad everyone use non permanent markers

>> No.10797727

I frequently vandalise an imageboard on the internet

>> No.10797734

>>10797726
That's disgusting. I hope the cardboard box was not in the class.

>> No.10797743

>>10797727

That is common courtesy.

>> No.10797752
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One time I attempted to play a game with my friend perry where we set off a car alarm and run away. I accidentally broke the windshield and ran all the way home in 6th grade.

In high school me and a few other friends would take people's leftover christmas trees from the alley and set them on fire in the middle of the street. I guess this isn't really vandalism since nothing was damaged besides the trees they were going to get rid of anyway.

Also in high school we had this stupid tradition where people would spray paint a rock in the middle of the courtyard. Usually with messages about sports teams and the like. You were supposed to do this in the dead of night of course and not during school hours. During my /b/ days me and a few friends spray painted it bright red with a swastika and the words "double nigger faggot". By morning though it was covered over with a coat of white paint.

>> No.10797756

>>10797734
It was. every classroom had it's own box. after the first couple times they moved all the chalk to a single box in the teachers lounge but I would in the school grounds stay after classes just to piss in it.

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>>10797573

Is putting a stove on rails after middle school vandalism?

>> No.10797778

>>10797573
sauce?

>> No.10797785

Just the standard kid stuff.

TP, pulling up traffic signs and tossing them into neighbors' yards, loud music, breaking and entering, graffiti.

>>10797672
what did I do to deserve this

>> No.10797845

>>10797778

A few minutes in google gave me this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25IPkRJyKA

>> No.10797856
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10797856

Stole a trampoline. I will never have friends good enough to steal trampolines with ever again.

>> No.10797865

>>10797573
>>10797845

wow that looks pretty cool.

>> No.10797885

>>10797785
>TP, pulling up traffic signs and tossing them into neighbors' yards, loud music, breaking and entering, graffiti.
Is that standard kid stuff? That sounds awful.

>> No.10797893

>>10797885
Square.

>> No.10797916

When I was 16, I was offered the equivalent of 100$ to smear shit and write slogans in shit all over local mayor's house. All of this happened right before the local elections.
I told this to a friend which I had at the time, and that day we went to the location and found an easy way to enter his yard by sneaking through a small hole in the hedge.
My friend managed to acquire about 5kg of feces from a farm in the vicinity of his house, and bring it to the location at about 1am. We dressed in dark clothes, I brought some surgical gloves with me, we barged in and proceeded to smear the feces all over the front side of the house. Everything went super smoothly and we managed to get away unnoticed.
That was the only money I've earned so far, but I must admit, it felt bittersweet.

>> No.10797939

I've shoplifted, does that count?

>> No.10797946

I went into the girl's bathroom, masturbated and came all over the stall door, just like in that one mango, onani master kurosawa or something. It felt amazing.

>> No.10797977

>>10797916
Did you split it 50/50 with your friend or did you not tell him you were being paid?

>> No.10797999

I was framed by my neighbors for breaking a window as a child.

>> No.10798035

>>10797977
We both took 45, and gave the guy who provided us with fecal matter 10$.

>> No.10798095

im a good boy. i have never done anything like that.

>> No.10798142

Harmless theft. Stuff like a professor's notebook in high school or a girl's pencil. When I was in kindergarten, I took some generic knock-off lego pieces, maybe one-two pieces every few days until I had them all.

Haven't done it in years so I'm probably fine now.

>> No.10798271

I threw all the coats hanging up in the closet on the floor when I was 5

>> No.10798283
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10798283

I have played every Yakuza game and I am very familiar with delinquent culture in Japan. I'm practically a Yakuza myself with all of the knowledge I've accrued.

>> No.10798287

I leave a scar on someone's heart. That's vandalism.

>> No.10798284

>>10798283
But can you roll your r's?

>> No.10798285

>>10798283

Yakuza 5 localization fucking when?

>> No.10798296

I fucked up some guy's online 2hu game.

>> No.10798299

>>10798285

Probably never. Sega most likely stopped localizing Yakuza games because of how badly Dead Souls did. I'm glad I started learning Japanese back when I realized Kenzan was never going to be localized.

>> No.10798325

>>10797845

Is this the Japanese grease?

>> No.10798396

>>10797664

This sort of thing was my life as a kid too. There was more shitting and stuff in it though.

Once I collected all the shit I could find (including my own), stored it in a cake tin and then emptied into into a (turned off) leafblower and blew it down a crowded corridor at school, it was pretty funny.

>> No.10798455
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10798455

13 - 20 years old I was the biggest delinquent. I want to be a gangster now. I vandalised and broke laws frequently.

>> No.10798462

I post rude comments on youtube videos.

>> No.10798485

I want to be a delinquent high school girl

>> No.10798486
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10798486

Look at all these fucking newbs saying things like
>is this the Japanese grease?
>sause
>wow this is pretty cool
as if they're just seeing it for the first time. This is annoying! It's Be-Bop High School the biggest, most popular, and most widley addapted delinquent story franchise in all of Japan, you Shitheads!
inb4SiegfriedKircheis

>> No.10798533

I've sabotaged (is that a word?) my whole future because I've been spending too much time on 4chan

>> No.10798863

>>10798486
Siegfried Kircheis

>> No.10801435

>>10798035
>not telling him you would get rid of the fecal matter for him for 2 bucks
But instead you chose to pay him?

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>>10798455
>I want to be a gangster now
Don't be a big time time gangster though. It's as great as you imagine it to be until you fuck up. I have a friend that's into drugs and all that gangster shit. His cousin in Mexico one day had an innocent family member shot by some small gang. He started talking shit about them and said he would get his revenge. Word got out on the street that he was mouthing off and disrespecting them. Then he got shot down with his friend by like 10 guys with guns. Fucking shit is crazy man.

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yes, i destroyed public proprierty, invaded a house, drank alcohol on the street, and disregarded society rules

>> No.10801482

i just can't explain it, why it feels so good to be a gansta.....

>> No.10801498

>>10801475
The guy in Mexico that got shot down by 10 guys was also in a gang by the way. A bigger one and he ended up dying by some poor idiots guys with guns.

>> No.10801508

>>10797573
Yes. But I had top scores so the principal overlooked it.

>> No.10801539

>>10801475
Run with the wolves; die with the wolves. He shouldn't have had run his fat lip essay. So much to do to be gangster.

>> No.10801565

>>10801475
>A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth 'cause real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights

He wasn't living by the code.

>> No.10801605

>>10801565
>>10801539
He was a Mexican gangster and was with other successful people. Those people start fights sometimes just because they're having a bad day. He probably could have kept quiet and found out who killed his cousin, but they're not that sophisticated in Mexico. I guess his anger and over confidence did that to him.

>> No.10801622

I used to write memes on the walls and doors of toilet cubicles.

>> No.10801623

>>10801605
I still want to be a gangster.

>> No.10801640

I remember getting suspended for reading and giving back a piece of paper that a legit retard dropped on the ground.

>> No.10801645

>>10801623
lol ok how will you start? It's difficult to start from scratch if you don't have any connections or a large amount of money. You could always steal to make money, but that's very risky and tedious work just to get by.

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>>10801645
I'll get back to you on that. I think I'll start off as a buisnessman first and then start something.

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>/jp/

>> No.10802001

Does /jp/ own any weapons?

>> No.10802027

>>10802001
I own a butterfly knife. I keep it in a drawer and sometimes spin it when I'm really bored.

>> No.10802050

Good example of how entertainment makes you a criminal.

>> No.10802392

>>10802027
>I own a butterfly knife
Is that all you really have? I have several sets of illegal weapons.

>> No.10802400

>>10802001
I used to have brass knuckles with the little pin that made them legal in my state through a loophole.

>>10802027
I also own one, though I haven't seen it in years and don't remember where it is.

>> No.10802403

>>10802392
I'm no violent criminal.

>> No.10802417

one time i started tagging in my high school with a permanent marker, i tried to start a gang fight and i even heard talk about it around the school. eventually i wrote a lot when i was the only one in the bathroom and the janitor was waiting outside so he knew it was me so i got arrested and did 6 months probation for it.

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>>10802403
I wonder why my image didn't upload. Here it is now. I must have forgotten to attach it.
Also
>I'm no violent criminal.
You don't need to be so violent when you're a delinquent.

>> No.10802523

I want a cute delinquent boyfriend

>> No.10802529

>>10802523
He would look so cool beating up anyone who tried to bully me!

>> No.10802534

>>10802529
Or he'd bully you.

>> No.10802539

>>10802534
I want a cute boyfriend who'd punch me in front of his friends to make himself look badass

>> No.10802545

>>10802534
I don't mind if he bullies me, he is the only one that is allowed to because I love him!

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>>10802523
What's up girl(?)

>> No.10802550

>>10802549
Not you.

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>>10802550
What about now?

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