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Help me! I am turning into Japanese.

I noticed, ever since I started learning Japanese, my habits are turning into Japanese too. Back then I had sandwiches for lunch, now I have onigiri for everyday. Instead pasta I eat noodles. Instead coffee I drink green tea. I also started using chopsticks for eating.

What's going on?!?

>> No.10835121

But noodles are Chinese, you're supposed to eat ramen instead.

>> No.10835123

Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

>> No.10835124

Kill yourself.

>> No.10835127

Do you carry a bento box with you all the time? If yes, is it pink?

>> No.10835138

>>10835127
It's blue. I am not turning into girl.

>> No.10835140
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>>10835127

>> No.10835148

>>10835118
Bring it to whole level. Do this if it hasn't been done or not your physical traits yet:
1. Dye all hair black (yes including
2. Wear black contact lenses
3. Call everybody by their last name
4. Change your computer system language to japanese
Anybody care to add this list?

>> No.10835145

>>10835138
How many kotoba (that's Japanese for compartments)?

>> No.10835147

The Spirit of Ken sama is trying to posses your body

>> No.10835163
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10835163

If this thread were made in olde/jp/, >>10835123 and >>10835124 would have been the only posts in it.

This isn't the /jp/ I grew up in.

>> No.10835164

>>10835145
Just two

>> No.10835171

>>10835163
us oldfags bro.. that feel bro..

>> No.10835169

>>10835163
Old /jp/er wouldn't posts /r9k/ meme.

>> No.10835174
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>>10835171
>>10835169
Thanks guys.

>> No.10835180

>>10835174
ye olde good times...

>> No.10835189

Why would you use chopsticks when you could use the vastly superior fork?

>> No.10835196

>>10835148
>1. Dye all hair black (yes including
including what

I'm waiting

>> No.10835200

>>10835148
5. Stab yourself in the dick
6. Jump off a bridge

>> No.10835207

> I am turning into Japanese.

No, you're just turning into a weebbu faget. You'll never be a Japanese.

>> No.10835211

>>10835189
This is what gaijins actually think.

>> No.10835210

>>10835196
Including pubic hair.

>> No.10835219

test

>> No.10835218

>>10835211
Enjoy your arthritis weeaboo nerd.

>> No.10835223

>>10835211
>Eating rice with sticks

I think those guys must have had too much mercury in their sushi to start thinking that's a good idea

>> No.10835221

>>10835189
Using chopsticks forces you to eat slower and take smaller bites. That's why Asians are skinny and you are Amerifat.

>> No.10835230

Yes, shabbos goy! Abandon white culture! There is no longer a place for it in America!

>> No.10835231

>>10835163
Instead, we have supporting fun posts which, under the pretence of irony, still try to produce a meaningful conversation for each participant.

>>10835171
>that feel bro
>>10835174
Old /jp/ sure seems shitty as hell. Like a tiny /v/.

>> No.10835232

/jp/ is now japanese culture and language (:

learn kanji on the general anki thread (:

help /a/nons with translations when they ask (:

talk about japanese politics and economics (:

this is new /jp/ (:

>> No.10835236

>>10835232
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTHUUUUUUUUUUURT :DDDDDDDDD

>> No.10835238

>>10835221
>forces

You really have that little self-control that you have to use chopsticks to stop eating too much?

>> No.10835244

That song is originally about a guy masturbating in jail to a picture of his girlfriend.

He's turning japanase because he masturbates so much and his thus his eyes are squinty all the time.

>> No.10835249

>>10835232

Better than all the tohou shit.
Rules clearly say niche Japanese hobbies and topics are allowed anyway. If anything they should change the name of the board so faggots cant cry its not otaku culture whenever something Japanese but not weaboo is posted.

>> No.10835254

>>10835249
How is learning a popular language considered a niche hobby?

If you want to discuss languages then do so on >>>/lang/

>> No.10835260

Great, now become even more Japanese by committing sudoku instead of regular old Western suicide.

>> No.10835261

>>10835254

hobby: An activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure.

>> No.10835264

>>10835249
Fuck off to /int/ and talk about Japanese culture there

>> No.10835269

Why is everyone mad?

>> No.10835281

>>10835269
Why aren't you mad?

>> No.10835290

>>10835261
The keyword was niche you turbonerd.

If we just let any hobby in then why don't we have threads about fishing, mountain climbing or collecting stamps?

>> No.10835296

>>10835290

the second keyword is japanese

>> No.10835299

>>10835249
>>>/lang/ for language learning and discussion
>>>/int/ for japanese culture

How did you get to janitor position without knowing how the board operates?

>> No.10835308

>>10835296
You think the Japanese learn Japanese as a niche hobby?

I can't believe you are this dense.

>> No.10835309

>>10835296
Learning a language doesn't automatically make it a /jp/ subject just because it's japanese. If you really need all the attention image boards allow you to think you get over text boards then I suggest you use >>>/a/ for your language learning. They do have daily threads about the subject.

>> No.10835335

>>10835309

If you think the study of Japanese language discussion is not a niche Japanese interest you are stupid. It goes beyond simply learning the language.

>interest: The state of wanting to know or learn about something.

such discussion fits here more than a board to discuss anime and manga regardless if they have such topics or not, I have no interest in anime and manga.

>> No.10835347

>>10835335
Quoting dictionaries is not an argument. You're dodging the point of it not being a niche Japanese interest. How does it go beyond learning the language? Oh, you mean the blogposting that comes along with? Yeah, that doesn't belong in /jp/ either.

>> No.10835350

>>10835335
I don't think you understand. The board is for niche JAPANESE interests. Not niche interests in general (not that learning a language is niche in any way, shape or form).

>> No.10835354

>>10835335
No it fucking doesn't. Please discontinue browsing immediately as you are too ignorant to understand the simple rules of this community.

>> No.10835359

>>10835347
Define niche Japanese interest.

>> No.10835360

>>10835335
How is learning a language a niche interest? There are probably thousands of books and schools worldwide dedicated to learning Japanese.

>> No.10835362

>>10835335
>>10835261
He quotes the dictionary for absolutely no fucking reason so he's gotta be right guys.

>> No.10835378

>>10835359
An interest with a cult following within Japan.

>> No.10835388

Stop fighting, guys.

>> No.10835390

>>10835378
That means we have to ban Touhou threads...

>> No.10835400

>>10835354

Hey bro you sound angry maybe you should release some tension by jacking off to some guys dressed in Anime character costumes seems popular around here.

The only way Japanese is not considered a niche interest is if you are born Japanese, but this is a western based image board with English speakers.

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>>10835269
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.

>> No.10835442

>>10835400
>The only way Japanese is not considered a niche interest

How about the millions of people that study it each year? It's not niche, end of story.

Not to mention the fact that we are talking about niche JAPANESE interests.

>> No.10835444

>>10835390
Touhou has a cult following within japan.

>>10835400
It's a western-based image board but this specific board is about niche japanese interests.

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