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10904208 No.10904208 [Reply] [Original]

It's time for another date with Yuuka! Where are you going to drive her to today?

>> No.10904221

off a bridge

>> No.10904229

somewhere to shave off her brows

>> No.10904251

back 2 da crib

>> No.10904255

>>10904208
I don't have a drivers license, so I guess we're stuck here.

>> No.10904256 [DELETED] 
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>>10904221

>> No.10904257

I've always found the concept of a date awkward, I mean, what place would Yuuka actually enjoy being at besides the Holocaust Museum

>> No.10904266

>>10904257
How rude.
She likes plants and gardens and stuff.

>> No.10904275

>>10904266
then maybe you could take her to garden or national park or something
or like a picnic
but wouldn't that get boring fast?

>> No.10904283

Fancy restaurant so I get that poon after
.

>> No.10904287

>>10904257
this is why as much as I like Yuuka I just imagine she'd be a hard person to be around
at least other touhous seem like they'd have interests besides slaying bitches and keeping flowers
if I'm proven wrong great but like, I doubt it

>> No.10904292

What kind of car is that? I'm car otaku #1. And why does she have two eyebrows?

>> No.10904293

but i don't like Yuuka

>> No.10904295

>>thinking about making a thread berating people who can't drive
>>suddenly this appears

Damn it OP. Now I'm going to have to make a circumcision thread or something.

>> No.10904306

>>10904257
>I've always found the concept of a date awkward

Me too. I mean, the whole point is that one or both of you is trying to win the other over so you can sleep together. That seems creepy, or at least a little awkward. Do neurotypicals not realize this, or is it the point? If it's the point, how come it's fine to walk over to a lady and say, "Hey, would you like to go for a drink some time?" i.e. "I would like to court you in an attempt to have sex with you", but when I follow a girl around for six whole months of my own time she says it's too creepy and she'll phone the police if I don't leave her alone?

>> No.10904325

>>10904306
well for the average person, a date probably amounts to sex, but it doesn't have to. A date is typically an attempt to connect and understand each other through personal interactions, and although it may seem the case, one party isn't necessarily trying to "win the other over".
Through personal interactions, two parties are actually trying to make connections and establish the premise that they're fit for each other. More than anything, a date is like an experiment rather than a competition.

>> No.10904332

le misunderstood genuis fec

>> No.10904336

>>10904325
I see. Well, I would still be weirded out. You're sitting a few feet away from a girl or boy who is judging you and trying to decide how sexually compatible you are.

If it was an organic progression like you just decided to hang out and then you decided to go for a meal or something, that's fine. But to ask someone out on a date (especially if you call it a "date") is just strange. Why wouldn't you go into self-awareness overdrive knowing you're "on a date"?

>> No.10904374 [DELETED] 

>>10904336
you're right, it would be extremely weird for a girl/boy to be judging you and trying to decide how sexually compatible you are
and yes you would become very self-aware, as is the cliche
but this is a common erroneous perception. rather than to format one self to appeal to another, the point of the date is to express oneself and to elicit a response. This is why most people would tell a person who is going on a date to "be themselves". On the other hand, fear of rejection causes great anxiety in this case, since a most people take failed dates as signs that they're personalities are inadequate, when in actuality there probably was just a mismatch.
This is also why most successful dates are with established friends who already have a connection with each other, and not with some total stranger off the internet.
If a person is going on a date purely to get sum fuk, we call that a hook-up, and there are services out there for that.

>> No.10904381

>>10904336
>Why wouldn't you go into self-awareness overdrive knowing you're "on a date"?
Not everyone has aspergers.

>> No.10904379

>>10904336
you're right, it would be extremely weird for a girl/boy to be judging you and trying to decide how sexually compatible you are
and yes you would become very self-aware, as is the cliche
but this is a common erroneous perception. rather than to format one self to appeal to another, the point of the date is to express oneself and to elicit a response. This is why most people would tell a person who is going on a date to "be themselves". On the other hand, fear of rejection causes great anxiety in this case, since many people take failed dates as signs that their personalities are inadequate, when in reality there probably was just a mismatch.
This is also why most successful dates are with established friends who already have a connection with each other, and not with some total stranger off the internet.
If a person is going on a date purely to get sum fuk, we call that a hook-up, and there are services out there for that.

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fixed

>> No.10904388

>>10904336
a date is also between friends
thats why they use the phrase "play-date" when a group of kids are taken by their parents to burger town or whatever

>> No.10904394

Filename too lewd.

>> No.10904403
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>>10904388
I remember I had a girlfriend in kindergarten
And we had a play-date once
And we went in her pool with her grandma watching us to make sure we didn't drown or have sex or anything
And I thought it would be funny if I farted underwater and made stinky bubbles in the pool water!!!
So I farted but instead of a fart poop came out!!!
And her grandma saw the whole thing, me shitting in their pool.
I wasn't allowed to have play-dates with her anymore after that.

>> No.10904404

>>10904394
Why? Are the rascals today using "driving" as some sort of sexual slang?

>> No.10904458

>>10904255
me 3

>> No.10904468

>>10904458
Then Yuuka gets to drive you guys.

That sounds pretty cute, actually.

>> No.10904478

>>10904468
I want her to teach me how to drive.

>> No.10904487

>>10904478
>>10904468
She'll get to drive you guys alright....STRAIGHT TO THE MORGUE!!!!

>> No.10904498

>>10904208
hey girl you look so old in those clothes can you call me another 2hu please now get out

>> No.10904503

Yuuka would never agree to ride in a car considering how much damage it causes to the environment and plants in particular. Even electrical cars are harmful because all widely used ways to generate electricity are harmful for nature.

>> No.10904874
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>> No.10904902

>>10904292
R32 Skyline.

>> No.10904946

I went out on a date with a girl last week and we went to Korean BBQ

That's a very fun place to go on a date

>> No.10904966

>>10904946
please leave. youve done everything wrong with this troll.

>> No.10904976

>>10904946
RIP Spot the Dog

>> No.10904979

>>10904946
Cool! Was she a cute girl? Are you having a second date?

>> No.10905056

>>10904979
Yes, she's pretty cute for a half oriental girl. Cute enough for me at least. That was my 2nd date with her. I will be having a 3rd soon.

>> No.10905072

>>10905056
To be blogging like this in a Yuuka thread... I hate you, please die.

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10905082

>>10904208

>> No.10905085

>>10905056
Good luck anon.

>>10905072
It's a dating thread too. Why don't you tell us where you'd take Yuuka?

>> No.10905115

>>10905082
If you got in an accident with Yuuka with you, she would be utterly devastated. I can imagine her bawling her eyes out as your lifeless, mutilated corpse gets a white sheet put over it. She would be hugging your dead body. How sad!

>> No.10905154

I don't imagine Yuuka to be a rabid treehugger.
The way I see it, Yuuka only cares about her plants.

>> No.10905251

/jp/ shouldnt be going out on dates. In what situation would /jp/ even be talking to girls, let alone date them.

>> No.10905314

>>10905251
>In what situation would /jp/ even be talking to girls, let alone date them.

When those girls are cute, quiet, shy NEET girls who have asthma and some cute social anxiety!

>> No.10905346

>>10905314
>NEET
>asthma
>social anxiety

You listed all the retarded traits. Yeah, let's date and have sex with a girl iwth asthma, so she can start weezing during sex and have to use her placebo meds.

>> No.10905358

>>10904221
>>10905082
hello there fellow space assholes

>>10904503
Well it's not like plants breathe CO2 or anything.

>> No.10905371

>>10905346
>placebo
Get a load of this angry teen.

>> No.10905365 [DELETED] 

>>10905251
I hit it off with a girl when I was waiting for the bus. It was just us waiting at the stop and the bus was like 15 minutes late so we just talked until it finally came a half hour later. Then we chatted on the bus, exchanged numbers, and went out on a date a few days later.

My doctor gave me xanax to help with my anxiety and when I take them I feel like I'm charisma man or something.

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To the park for a nice picnic!
I'd cook us a tasty, home-made meal to bring.

>> No.10905380

>>10905371
Asthma inhalants are only a bit above placebos in controlled studies.

>> No.10905377

>>10905365
What do normies talk about? 30 minutes is a long time.

>> No.10905384
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10905384

I feel like Yuuka would tell me where she wanted to go. And really, maybe something as simple as a stroll through her own garden might be nice.

>> No.10905386

>>10905346
But then she'll have to use her inhaler during sex, and you can hold it for her and pat her head! That sounds cute! And she'll be grateful when you're done, so she'll sexually attack you even more ferociously.

>> No.10905399

>>10905384
>maybe something as simple as a stroll through her own garden might be nice.
Yeah. A date is supposed to be about two people spending some nice time together. The location isn't as important.

>> No.10905392

>>10905375
She took off her shoes and socks in front of you! She must trust you a lot!

>> No.10905401

>>10905365
>My doctor gave me xanax to help with my anxiety and when I take them I feel like I'm charisma man or something.

You should try cocaine. Unless you are disfigured or morbidly obese, you'll be the life of the party and all the bitches will be at your feet.

>>10905386
More likely she'll lose all apettite and you'll lose your boner. There's nothing "cute" about ones partner not being able to follow during sex.

>> No.10905406

>>10905380
Are you talking about inhaled steroids and corticosteroids or something else?

>> No.10905407

>>10904383
no

>> No.10905417 [DELETED] 

>>10905377
I don't really consider myself a normie, but we talked about who we are and whatnot. 30 minutes goes by really quickly, I've spoken to this girl for a good 15 hours so far and every time I talk to her I find something new to talk about all while never bringing up my secret hobbies.

The trick is to let the girl do the majority of the talking since girls love to talk. Just agree, make comments to keep it going, and smile...then you're golden. You just have to get over your anxiety, or take pills to make you feel better regarding it.

>> No.10905439

>>10905417
did... did you ever hug her?

>> No.10905436

>>10905417
im sorry. but according to your story, you are, by all accounts, a normal.

thats not a bad thing but you just shouldnt be here ok.

>> No.10905438

>>10904283
Just don't take her to a Mexican one
Else she'll unload her fertilizer on you afterwards

>> No.10905444
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>>10905392
I certainly hope so! Trust is very important in intimate relationships.

>> No.10905450

>>10905444
Enjoying a spring afternoon with Yuuka!

>> No.10905451

>>10905438
That's gross.
And I've never heard of a fancy Mexican restaurant.

>> No.10905472 [DELETED] 

>>10905436
I guess it's a loose definition. I don't really consider myself to be "normal", but it's in the eye of the beholder I guess.
>>10905439
Yes, I have hugged her several times so far. She's soft, warm, and generally smells like coconuts since she wears some nice smelling skin lotion.

>> No.10905480

>>10905472
Cute! Have you ever seen her feet?

>> No.10905495

>>10905444
>intimate

With Yuuka? Ahhhh! That makes me feel all happy and giggly.

>> No.10905574
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10905574

>>10904383
Fug off

>> No.10905598

>>10905417
>>10905472
wwtd

>> No.10905618

>>10905598
What happened to his posts? I liked reading them. They were cute.

Did meido delete them? I find it unlikely, since she would have deleted my thread too if she knew it existed. Meido hates me! I should massage her tired, sweaty feet to soothe her.

>> No.10905635
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10905635

Staying at home and enjoying a movie with Yuuka!

>> No.10905684

>>10905635
Staying at home could work too. She looks cuddly there.

>> No.10905728

>>10905635
Dem legs

>> No.10905792

Take her to the butterfly sanctuary!

>> No.10905820
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>>10905792
Why?

>> No.10905903

>>10905618
Janny deleted them. I've never had posts deleted before and I've been posting on /jp/ daily for 4 years now. It's a new experience for me.

I learned my lesson. I will not discuss such things on /jp/.

>> No.10905985

>>10905903
Wow. Guess she was on her period, and jealous that a girl got into a relationship with you!

>> No.10906001

One time I touched a boob.

>> No.10906006

>>10906001
How was it?
What did it feel like?

>> No.10906007

>>10906006
salty bags of sandy coins

>> No.10906061

>>10906006
Like a stack of warm pancakes.

>> No.10906077

>>10904383
>Left hand on stick

SHIEET, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU NIGGA

>> No.10906102

>>10906077
RHD. I've driven an RHD R34 Skyline in Cyprus and it was not that bad. It only took me 10 minutes to start shifting without thinking about it.

>> No.10906108

I would bring Yuuka shopping.
Especially the clothes store. She's probably tired of wearing the same outfit everyday.

>> No.10906116

>>10905380
Well shit. So it's not just me...
I swear it always feel like they do fucking nothing.

>> No.10906121

>>10906108
Hmm, I bet buying her a cute sundress would really make her happy.

>> No.10906124

>>10905384
I'd go for that. Especially if we had something good to talk about.

>> No.10906132

>>10906108
When she's trying something on, sneak into her changing room to playfully embarrass her!

>> No.10906144

>>10905495
With allot of other characters, a real relationship doen't seem that big, but with Yuuka or anyone like her who is pretty much confirmed to be just a bit crazy and more than fairly powerful tot he point where they know that rejecting you would be bad, it feels like they actually would have to legitimately care to keep you around.

>> No.10908527
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10908527

My first car was a 1990 Maxima SE. The interior is so similar, I feel right at home looking at this picture + pretty 2hu woman.

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