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11018268 No.11018268[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It's time I finally did something besides let the world roll by. (melodramatic enough?).

I'm over 30. I live in the basement of a lesbian and her mom. Yeah, I've been hung up on the lesbian for 9 years. They've had it with me though. I've had it too. Day after day is the same. Tired. Alone. Afraid. Terrified of the final straw that will leave me homeless again.

I guess some of us just don't have what it takes. I'm tired of watching shitty anime and playing games I don't even enjoy. I'm tired of all this shit.

I'm closing my browser right after this post. Don't worry about responding. Janitor will delete this soon anyway.

Just felt like I should say something before I die and this is the best (only) place I could think of.

Fuck it. Good luck to you all.

>> No.11018281

could you please hook me up with this lesbian before you go

>> No.11018284
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11018284

Seeing a /jp/sie die right before my own eyes!

>> No.11018286

From: "you BROKE my LIFE"
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"

>> No.11018290

>>11018268
Please give us tips on how not to end up like you.

>> No.11018294

>>11018281
they are probably old

>> No.11018296

No TL version?

>> No.11018304
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11018304

Please stop. Don't do this.

>> No.11018305

or you could, you know, get off your ass and make something of your life if its too damn samey. Have you ever thought, that maybe if you dont enjoy these things, trying something new instead of doing the same boring shit day after day?
How about you get a job? How about you actually put some effort into something? You're pathetic, asking the world to comfort you but doing nothing to earn it. Get the fuck out there, get some sunlight and MAKE yourself a reason to live, you lazy ass.

>> No.11018314

>>11018304
getting pitied by an yuru subhuman is just one more reason for op to call it quits

>> No.11018321

>>11018294
good point.

>> No.11018322

>>11018305
Don't tell someone else to do something you wouldn't do.

>> No.11018337

try to walk from one side of the country to the other.

>> No.11018338

>>11018322
I do it just fine, actually. I exercise regularly, eat well, have enough money for the things I like. I live on my own. I do the things I like, and have fun with them. Life is good because I've made it good.

>> No.11018341

See you in Gensokyo, Anonymous.

>> No.11018353

Enjoyee your afterlife, Anonymous!

>> No.11018357

>>11018337
Starving or freezing to death isn't the best way to go.

>> No.11018364

>>11018268
rip in piece you faget

>> No.11018369

Remember, it's down the road, not across.

>> No.11018375

If I make a suicide post will you respond, /jp/?

>> No.11018386

>>11018375
They're more entertaining than the hundreds of crappy ">/jp/" posts we get on an hourly basis

>> No.11018389

>>11018375
all threads receive a reply, no exception

>> No.11018405

>>11018268
toilet in bathroom for lozers

>> No.11018417

>>11018364
also don't forget to stream your demise.

>> No.11018432

>>11018423
I feel sympathy for the lesbians that will need to clean up his mess

>> No.11018423

>>11018268
why is this suicide thread so uninteresting, i can't even feel sympathy for op

>> No.11018426

>>11018417
good. i am on the mood for some snuff tonight.

>> No.11018437
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>> No.11018433

>>11018423
Because you are cold and dead inside

>> No.11018450

>>11018447
yeah sure thing mr. Edge

>> No.11018448

Please don't! There's always hope! While you're alive you'll always have a change of being happy! I love you, please don't kill yourself.

>> No.11018444

>>11018338

are you desperately trying to convince people on /jp/ that you're happy and content? laffo

(in before accusation of projection)

>> No.11018447

>>11018433
but with other anons killing themselves i don't feel like this, just with this one

>> No.11018455

>>11018450
hey man you don't need to be like that just because I don't find you likeable, it's nothing personal

>> No.11018456

>>11018375
Anon, would you join the /jp/ suicide pact?

>> No.11018466

>>11018448
>you'll always have a change of being happy!
>change

You blew it. OP was just about to reconsider and then he saw your awful post with no real concern or effort and just killed himself out of despair

>> No.11018476

>>11018456
Where?

>> No.11018477

At least leave us with your name, age and address, you insensitive suididal anonymous.

>> No.11018480

>>11018477
You just want the refreshments at his funeral.

>> No.11018485

So is this the new funeral otaku thread?

Any of you ever crashed a funeral?

>> No.11018489

>>11018456
Gonna end up hikki style with the bonfire and cliff jumpin.

>> No.11018492

>>11018485
I'm hoping to eventually crash my own.
;_;

>> No.11018497

>>11018480
Will there even be a funeral? He made it sound like no one cares about him.

>> No.11018515

Reported, /jp/ is not your blog

>> No.11018524

What a shitty last post.

I feel sad pro OP because he will die knowing his last post was crap.

should have gone with a bang

>> No.11018536

So for people who know they're going to kill themselves and fully intend to go through with it, why don't they do something cool first? I know you won't remember it when you're dead (so I can understand getting it over with), but why not rape someone or steal a car? If you truly know you're going to die, why wouldn't you use this to your advantage?

Or if you want to die but still like the idea of leaving some mark on the world, why not blow some people up?

I don't know, it feels like a waste of a suicide.

>> No.11018540

>>11018524
If I knew I was going to die I would spam niggy nonstop.

>> No.11018547

>>11018536
Why would you go out doing those negative things?
Why not do something good, like give money to homeless people, or blow up a known gang location? OP could have been the hero that /jp/ deserves. Instead he's just another wimpy whiny bitch baby who can't do anything right and cries on 4chan before killing himself. Boring.

>> No.11018567

>>11018456
Is this a group suicide thing? If there's an email I can reach and discuss this with some others I'd be interested. I have several thousand saved up so I kind make a trip just about anywhere as long as this is planned well enough.

>> No.11018577

>>11018536
Wouldn't doing something cool make you not want to die? I'm sure some people would rather get it over with.

>> No.11018569

>>11018547
Well I'm just saying things that are immediately satisfying but people might do because of the law or God (suicide is illegal and gets you sent to Hell!).

>> No.11018581

>>11018567
Some faggot like Sato will just tag along and ruin everything by convincing you not to do it.

>> No.11018582
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11018582

Bye.

>> No.11018612

>>11018582
It's that girl that got owned yesterday.

>> No.11018620

Kohai noticed you OP...
Kohai noticed.

>> No.11018643

>>11018581
And then he'll end up wanting to commit suicide the most.

>> No.11018636

>>11018612
Milk got owned? Elaborate.

>> No.11018637

If I'm going out, I'm going out big. Maybe somewhere like an amusement park, on like a roller coaster or something.

>> No.11018643,1 [INTERNAL] 

I think I've talked to this anon before. I remember because he mentioned living with a bunch of lesbians, and he was very depressed. There's no proof it's same person, but I'm going to try and find his posts in the archive.

>> No.11018643,2 [INTERNAL] 

I already have a plan to call the cops and get them to kill me if I ever want to die. I really hate cops.

>> No.11018643,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,2
Why do you hate cops?

>> No.11018643,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,3
Because every single time I've run into them they're dicks and I hate dicks. Also, I live in LA so maybe that's why they're assholes.

>> No.11018643,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,4
LA is crime ridden though, so they're just doing their job by being assholes.

>> No.11018643,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018636
How did milk get owned, I haven't on the jay in a couple days.

>> No.11018643,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,6
She literally got raped

>> No.11018643,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,7
Link

>> No.11018643,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,8
ww

>> No.11018643,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,9
I felt bad if that was the case, thanks.

>> No.11018643,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,9
It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP

>> No.11018643,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,1
>>I remember because he mentioned living with a bunch of lesbians, and he was very depressed. There's no proof it's same person, but I'm going to try and find his posts in the archive.

Good luck Anon.

It's kind of sad though, because it sounds like OP was living a fine life. Some people out there don't even have a roof over their heads while they shitpost on /jp/.

He probably banged the lesbian and her mom too at one point in time too. Don't ask me how I know; I just know.

>> No.11018643,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,12
stfu

>> No.11018643,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,13
Owned by T.

>> No.11018643,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11018643,11
Give me the red pill.

>>
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