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i was talking to my therapist about my life and he recommended I watch "Lars and the Real Girl"

what is he trying 2 tell me /jp/, that im a loser who wants to fug imaginary characters?

>> No.11231814

he wants u 2 be his real girl

>> No.11231809

>>11231802
He's saying you look like Ryan Gosling.

>> No.11231811

>>11231802
He was hitting on you.

>> No.11231816

>>11231809
Didn't his new Drive pseudo-sequel get panned?

>> No.11231822

>>11231802
Tell him you only like loli dolls, not real dolls.

>> No.11231823
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11231823

u should give that nerd a raise cuz hes spot on about u bein a fuggin loser

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11231826

You didn't tell him your feels when no gf did you op?

>> No.11231828

Therapists are a massive waste of money. Psychology is a sham.

>> No.11231830

>>11231816
It got booed and a standing ovation at Cannes, it's pretty much a love it or hate it kind of movie.

>> No.11231836

Ryan Gosling's agent has made some pretty shitty decisions. He's going to be typecast for the rest of his life.

>> No.11231833

>>11231830
>It got booed and a standing ovation at Cannes

Like, at the same time?

Did everyone have a food fight or something?

>> No.11231834
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>>11231826
no i said i dont allow myself 2 form emotional bonds with other people so i can avoid pain and have isolated myself in my room 2 live in my fantasy world free of pain and bullying

>> No.11231838

>>11231834
LOL what a fucking loser

>> No.11231840
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11231840

jus b urself

>> No.11231842

>>11231833
Yeah, at the same time. It's definitely an interesting movie, I'd say it's worth watching.

>> No.11231846

>>11231836
What if the Goose wants to do these movies? You know the old, one for them, one for you saying about actors?

>> No.11231847

>>11231834
Your psychologist is paired up with the FBI in order to get your psychological profile without needing a warrant. Your house is probably bugged as well, and they're reading this thread.

This is what you get for trusting the Jews.

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>>11231834
You messed up big time. You should say ''I'd like to start a relationship with YOUR MOTHER''

When I told my therapist this he played along and phoned his mum for me and I told her ''your son is a closet gaylord with a fetish for police batons up his ass'' then i hung up.

>> No.11231855

>>11231854
REKT

>> No.11231857

>>11231854
I have a hard time believing a /jp/sies would have the balls to do that

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