/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What is that bulge onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

My penis. It still gets big when I see someone I love.

[Anonymous No.]

A tumor. I was just told I have twelve seconds to live.

Thanks for wasting them, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

I was riding the bus home and i saw this little girl, she was dressed really lightly, so i imagined doing lots of lewd things to her, or just ejoyed the view of certain parts of her body.

I feel so dirty, how do i cure this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11377630
>bus
I feel sorry for your poor normies

[Anonymous No.]

It's my penis. Don't worry, you'll grow one too when you get older.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

When I'm around these two little girls they will occasionally reach into my pockets or feel on my thighs to see if I have anything in my pockets. Luckily I've been wearing compression shorts to restrain my erection, but one of these days I feel like they're going to grab onto my penis.

They also try to pull my pants down and take off my shirt. Sometimes I wonder if they're just being silly or being lewd. Since they're little girls it's more likely to be the former, right?

[lol No.]

iditurrod my ruby rhod lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>11377743
They want the dick, fuck them lovingly, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11377792
This is a gif, so it has me scared that it's going to be a jump scare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11377795
You know what's even scarier?

GIFs used to be covered by … software patents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11377792
LEEEEEEEEEL E/G/IN W/G/IN /G/RO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LE RMS FACE
/E/GIN
>IMPLYIN/G/ /G/ ISN'T THE BEST REDD/G/IT
>2013
>LE MEME FACE./G/IF
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>11377792
>perra.gif
Why are you doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11377822