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>I'm holding an impromptu PMQ/Q&A session tonight at 12:00AM ET.
>This one will be quite a bit different because I'll be giving audio responses to questions posted in the thread. It should enable me to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. If it goes well, we'll probably switch over to this format for the future, and it'll also be a good opportunity to trial Hangouts on Air/YouTube Live for our upcoming 4chan panel livestream.

>You can tune in and subscribe here.

epic

>> No.11382483

Awe I have to sleep. And after metaposting all day.

>> No.11382486

Wow, moot got sexy as fuck

>> No.11382486,1 [INTERNAL] 

what is there to even ask moot, hes not interesting and all he does is run a shitty website

>> No.11382490 [DELETED] 
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His jaw got even sexier.

>> No.11382493

what is there to even ask moot, hes not interesting and all he does is run a shitty website

>> No.11382499

>>11382493
Things like, "What are you going to do about those deviant Warosubros?"

>> No.11382501
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>>11382493

we tar and feather him and now can physically listen to him grimace because of it.

Think of it as a sort of sporting event.

>> No.11382503

I think his face looks long, do you honestly find him attractive?
Maybe if I was used goods with a child and needed a husband who works in IT...

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oh relax, I'm sick of seeing this one imperialistic foreignism in official site announcements all the time but fuck it there's been much much, muchmuchmuch worse shit

on here

and youtubes

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Why does moot have to pay to host 4chan if he owns the servers 4chan is hosted on? Can someone explain?

>> No.11382532

moot is a Jew

>> No.11382537

>>11382528
bandwidth.

>> No.11382536

>>11382528
bandwidth and rackspace and etc.,
etc.etc.etc.etc.

I mean, duh. It's not like everybody uses amazon or some virtual host

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>>11382486
Trannies on /soc/ do

>> No.11382547

>>11382543
meant for >>11382503

>> No.11382548

moot's so handsome.

>> No.11382549

>>11382536
>>11382537
Who does he pay for bandwidth?

>> No.11382550

Can't wait for the m00tykins AMA :-) (ask me anything).

Which subreddit will it be on?

>> No.11382553

>>11382550
>yfw u realize he did an AMA on reddit

>> No.11382554

>>11382550
He already did one. The world moves on, nerd.

>> No.11382556

>>11382553
Why are you greening on /jp/?

>> No.11382561

>>11382553
Yeah, like 3 years ago, he did. He does regular AMA/PMQ/Q&As all over 4chan. There's been one running on /q/ for a while now.

>> No.11382563

>>11382493
Gotta ask him once and for all why /jp/ is worksafe if nobody has a job.

>> No.11382569

>>11382549
either cox or comcast, which ever has LA in their no-compete contract with each other.

>> No.11382571

>>11382556
>2014-2+1
>not knowing the "green meme"
my sides are kekt

>> No.11382575

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/gdzfi/iam_christopher_poole_aka_moot_founder_of_4chan/
2 years already

>> No.11382577

>>11382549
*Whom

>> No.11382587

>>11382543
>>11382547
I don't want that forehead and chin combo...
'She' can keep him.

>> No.11382591

Sometimes moot looks like he's balding then some times he looks like he has a full head of hair.

>> No.11382654
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>>11382591
moot is a dad now.
he got /fit/ too

>> No.11382674

>>11382493
"wch 2hu wld u fuq?"

>> No.11382681
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>>11382654
Future Moot looks worse than young Moot.

Young Moot was cute.

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Bishounen Moot.

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>http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=136399&n=Moot+doing+his+job.swf

>> No.11382713

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8eKUzPnW5s

>Please stand by. Starting soon...

>> No.11382714

>>11382681
that Snacks' face.. it's like he doesn't even know what the fuck he's doing there.

>> No.11382723

>>11382681
Inuyasha shirt....

Man, the early 2000s were so great. Slice of life's weren't big yet, and Mahou Shoujo was still fresh in the american mind....

>> No.11382724

>>11382713
How to write shit? Also, /jp/ is leegunz, spam 2hu references.

>> No.11382726

>>11382714
He hosts Midnight Snacks now. Maybe he became too cool for 4chan. ;_;

>> No.11382727

lol
All these faggy kids with facebooks connected to this.

>> No.11382730

Isn't he worried about waking up his mom?

>> No.11382734

Gay as fuck questions. Someone ask him about getting his dick sucked by black girls in Atlanta.

>> No.11382738

>>11382730
moot's normal now. He probably lives with his girlfriend or something.

>> No.11382736

>>11382723
>Slice of life's weren't big yet

Azumanga Daioh is one of the most popular shows from the early 2000s.

>> No.11382741

>>11382736
Not in the good old US of A. Back when everyone thought girl anime was made for guys.

>> No.11382743

>>11382724
>>>/q/762240

>> No.11382746

What the hell are these IDs he's talking about?

>> No.11382745

The one who asked the wch 2hu wufug?

or whatever delete it and write it down properly idiot.

You're making us look bad with your niggy babble.

>> No.11382749

>>11382741
It's one of the top selling series in America.

>> No.11382754

>>11382746
The cancerous places like /b/, /soc/, etc. Got IDs.

>> No.11382755

>>11382749
In like 2005.

>> No.11382756

>>11382746
He recently removed forced anonymous and thread IDs from /b/.

>> No.11382757

did he just say f*g?

this guy needs to watch his mouth

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moot has a voice I could listen to all day.

>> No.11382760

I thought moot didn't say words like (x)fag anymore?

>> No.11382766

>>11382757
Yes, I am very offended. I'm posting this on tumblr and reddit.

>> No.11382772

This fucking sucks. When is he going to drop some memes like wich 2hu wud u fuk?

>> No.11382779

>>11382772
memes

>> No.11382798

>>11382772
But memes suck anon.

>> No.11382800

What kinda faggot wants to listen to moot talk about how 4chan rules and bans work?

>> No.11382803

Wow, he sounds so excited about his new ban system. What a NERD.

>> No.11382804

>>11382800
Me

>> No.11382806

>>11382803
he's an imageboard administration otaku

>> No.11382807

>>11382800
I'll listen to moot, he is probably being held captive and will send me a hidden message!

>> No.11382814

HE IS TALKING ABOUT /jp/!! Pay attention!

>> No.11382815

omg he's talking about /jp/

>> No.11382811

TOHO

>> No.11382812

He's talking about us :DDD

>> No.11382813

HE'S TALKING ABOUT US

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OMG HE IS TALKING ABOUT US

>> No.11382817

Moot is totally BOHO

>> No.11382818

/jp/ discussion!

>> No.11382820

IT'S PRONOUNCHED NEESH
NOT NITCH

>> No.11382821

>niche

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We're going to get a lot of crossies for this...

>> No.11382823

That was totally fucking boring.

"/jp/ was made to get rid of stuff from /a/, but now it's all back, and nobody cares anymore."

>> No.11382824

What did he say about jaypee? I'm not listening.

>> No.11382826

>>11382822
no we won't

>> No.11382829

"/jp/ is for toho"

-moot, September 2013

>> No.11382830

Shut up about the same ban system.

>> No.11382833

/jp/ is dead

>> No.11382834

15 seconds of fame

>> No.11382835

>>11382829
Fantastic. Time to make another Youmu thread.

>> No.11382836

That's it, moot confirmed it himself. Let's enjoy the last days of /jp/ together.

>> No.11382837

>>11382835
Which body part will we focus on today?!

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>>11382829

Don't tell me you forgot when I got moot to rename /jp/ to Touhou.

>> No.11382843

Bull shit he's been here everyday. He left the site for like 3 years.

>> No.11382839

Is an otacon someone that's only attracted to otaku?

>> No.11382841

>>11382838
screencap??

>> No.11382845

>>11382837
How about eyes? "Youmu has eyes." That's a good one.

>> No.11382846
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>>11382838
Is that you KocK?

>> No.11382847

Why doesn't he just go to reddit?

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>>11382839

Yep.

>> No.11382857

>>11382848
i don't think your post could get any more fag-licious

>> No.11382853

>>11382848
The good old days...

>> No.11382854

"I am a faggot."

-Christopher Poole, 2013

>> No.11382855

I'm a faggot, to all you homosexuals out there.
-moot September 2013

>> No.11382856

moot just admitted that he's a kike.

>> No.11382859

I made the moot "activate it" caption photo www

>> No.11382868

>>11382864
/q/ - the radio show

it's as dreadful as it sounds

>> No.11382860

"I fucking hate faggots, no offense to any homos out there"

-moot

>> No.11382861

>>11382848
ah, yes, kog

>> No.11382864

what does he have to talk about?

>> No.11382867

"All fucking fags must fucking hang"
-Christopher "moot" Poole September 2013

>> No.11382872

Doing you're mom!

>> No.11382880 [DELETED] 

>>11382875

>5

awesome

>> No.11382875 [DELETED] 
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"In 10 years, 4chan will be gone."

- Christopher "moot" Poole, September 2013

>> No.11382876

``/jp/ is for towhow and subhuman degenerate janitor should be colon ventilated.''
            - m♡♡t

>> No.11382881

"Shoot yourselves in the head."

-moot, owner of 4chan to his loyal users

>> No.11382882

Has he done the do you even lift one yet?

>> No.11382886

"4chan would be better if it was reddit"
-moot, creator of 9gaug

>> No.11382884

>>11382882
he takes like ten billion hours to answer every question

he'll never get there

>> No.11382885

>>11382868
I am so friggin bored. He goes trough joke questions so boringly.

>> No.11382892

"I'm not a pussy, that's you guys"
-Christopher Poole

>> No.11382896 [DELETED] 
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"Getting replies in your thread is our reward system."

- Over 4,000 GETs (400+ quints)
- Each thread has an average of 200+ posts
- Some threads reach the 500 post limit
- Literally over 1 million posts have replied to my GETs

I never thought of it that way...

>> No.11382897

"We work directly with the NSA"

-moot

>> No.11382899

>>11382654
Holy crap, is that really moot? >>11382503
I take it back. Would preserve purity.

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>>11382896

>> No.11382901

>>11382896
Was it worth it?

>> No.11382903

>>11382896
KoG did u get that /pol/ one earlier?

>> No.11382904

>yfw moot is monitoring this thread

>> No.11382905

>>11382896
Nice 6. You've lost it.

>> No.11382906

>>11382896
plsrespond.tiff

>> No.11382908

>>11382903
Yes.

>> No.11382911

Annie May

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>>11382901

Thousands of people still remember who I am and mention me as a piece of history on /a/?

Yeah, it was worth it.

>>11382903

No.

>> No.11382914

moot said if he dies his mom will take care of 4chan

this is good news for /jp/

>> No.11382915

"I still watch MMA"

-moot

>> No.11382917

>>11382914
He's already said that before.

>this is good news for /jp/
No, it isn't. His mom will axe this degenerate site.

>> No.11382922

"I've hosted the site for 8 years, you owe me 20000 dollars."

-mootykins, September 2013

>> No.11382923

"You come into my house and I will fucking blow your head off"

-moot

>> No.11382924

>>11382913
congrats kog!

>> No.11382925

>>11382917
Thank god. All the /b/tards and /v/ermin will return to reddit. All the f/a/ggots will go back to MAL and ANN. /jp/ has its own spinoffs to stay in. It'll all work out for the better.

>> No.11382926

"To all you faggots out there, come to my house and you'll meet my weapon"

>> No.11382929

>>11382925
/jp/ spin off is worse than any of those.

>> No.11382930

Someone ask him why there aren't no rules at all and just have a big shit fling on all boards to get the whinny bitches to leave.

>> No.11382931

"I'll backtrace your shitposting MAC address and shoot you in the face" -- moot

>> No.11382932

>>11382929
It'll become /jp/ when we inhabit it. Especially if you go to a dead board like /bun/.

>> No.11382933

"I'll allow pornographic imagery on /mlp/." - moot

>> No.11382935

>>11382930
Because child porn and stuff.

>> No.11382936

That was a perfect time for moot to meme drop like MAC address, no thanks I'm a gentoo.

>> No.11382937

>>11382932
Each /jp/ poster would pick their own spin-off board and we would have a thousand dead boards.

>> No.11382938

"It's jiff, not gift. If you say gift, pls go." - moot

>> No.11382939

moot pronounces it "jiff". Wow.

>> No.11382940

moot shoots down /l/ to the surprise of no one.

>> No.11382941

Is he going to tell us those sites where we can find it?

>> No.11382942

>>11382937
There are only two, maybe three boards anybody cares about.

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"/b/ was good - you just weren't here to remember it." - Christopher "moot" Poole

The truth. Too many newfags.

>> No.11382946 [DELETED] 

>>11382944

>44

kog's dubs speak the truth

>> No.11382947 [DELETED] 

>>11382944
>44
>dubs
nice

>> No.11382948

>>11382932
Of all boards, why would you go to bun?

>> No.11382949

le oc face

>> No.11382950

>>11382948
It's the original /jp/ spinoff.

>> No.11382951

>>11382948
It's not like the other ones are less shit.

>> No.11382952

>>11382932
Not with all the circlejerks going on in them.

>> No.11382953

>>11382950
*the oldest surviving spin-off

>> No.11382954

Is moot a lolicon?

>> No.11382955

>>11382952
We would overtake any circlejerking by pure volume.

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"a recent incident with janitor. we removed them."

Gee, I wonder which board that janitor frequented...

>> No.11382957

>>11382952
/jp/ is a huge circlejerk. /bun/ is a tiny one. People will get used to it.

>> No.11382958

"Into the trash it goes"

-- mootles, circa 2013

>> No.11382960

THIS JUST IN: /jp/ JANITOR NUKING THE BOARD WAS NOT AN "ISSUE"

>> No.11382961

>>11382959
>>11382960
He was talking about that /sp/ janitor

>> No.11382963

"/jp/ janitor is fucking, fucking, fuck, retarded"
- moot

>> No.11382964

>>11382960
>We've never had anyone freak out [or] go on a frenzy
I LOLed

>> No.11382965

"We've never really had someone freak out and go on a frenzy"

The old janny cut /jp/ down to like 3 threads a few months ago.

>> No.11382966

"The only people who want to be a janitor are fucking insane"

>> No.11382976

>>11382961
story?

>> No.11382967

"AoC has mental breakdowns"
-- moot, 2013

>> No.11382968

He's talking about us again guys

>> No.11382969

Oh shit, is he talking about AoC?

>> No.11382970

is he talking about /jp/ ??

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"deleted most of a board due to a mental breakdown."

You're welcome.

>> No.11382972

Haha he was talking about the /jp/ janitor

>> No.11382973

LOL

"I don't think it was malicious, I just think he just had a mental breakdown."

>> No.11382974

>>11382960
COUNTERMAND THAT, HE REMEMBERED (HE CLAIMS THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY FIRED)

>> No.11382975

>>11382960
It was for /jp/'s own good

>> No.11382977

"/jp/ causes mental breakdowns"
-moot, 2013

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>> No.11382980

>>11382965
Pfffhahahah that's nothing.

I bet the guy who freaked out and went on a rampage was our old meido because this kind of shit happened on a daily basis anyways, most of the time it was justified though

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>NSJ choosing threads to delete

>> No.11382982 [DELETED] 

>>11382971
thank you, kog.

you continue to create 4chan history.

>> No.11382983

>>11382977
It's funny because it's true.

>> No.11382985

>>11382981
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11382986 [DELETED] 

>>11382971
i remember that. he flipped out real bad thanks to you. :)

>> No.11382987

>>11382985
moot

>> No.11382988

>>11382987
Where was that posted?

>> No.11382989

>>11382971
You give yourself far too much credit

>> No.11382990

moot is just so deep, he's like a monk.

>> No.11382992

>>11382967
>>11382969
AoC didn't get booted, he quit. /b/ was down and /jp/ was getting raided by the entire /b/ population, AoC couldn't handle it and asked moot for help or something, moot said "fuck that, let them raid."
Or was that just before he got booted? I forget.

>> No.11382991

"I created 4chan when I was 10 years old"

>> No.11382993

>>11382988
youtube.com

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>>11382989

I got you to respond, didn't I?

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>>11382994

>4
>off by 1

BAKA BAKA

>> No.11382995

>>11382993
Where was that posted in the thread?

>> No.11382997 [DELETED] 

>>11382994
KoG does it again!

>> No.11382999

I hope nobody other than KoG is actually talking to KoG.

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>> No.11383001

muh dubs

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>>11382994
>>11382996

>> No.11383003

"I hid being a faggot from my parents for years" -moot

>> No.11383004

>>11383002
LEL

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>>11382999
>>11383000

>KoG in thread
>suddenly, GETs, GETs everywhere

>> No.11383006

"4chan was my bastard parent." -moot, 2013

>> No.11383007

>>11383003
Stop spreading false quotes poophead.

>> No.11383008

>>11382994
lol, aoc just got owned

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>>11383005

>> No.11383011

"I'm going to have a lot of my friends inside me this week" -moot, 5/9/13

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>>11382994
>AoC comes out of his basement just to reply to KoG

>> No.11383016

lol
Look at this fag acting like he invented image boards.

>> No.11383019

KOG is a cuye poster!

>> No.11383021

>>11383016
He did, you fucking NEWF@G.

>> No.11383022

>>11383016
Not even the first English imageboard lol

>> No.11383023

did it work out for /jp/ or did it work out for /a/????

I don't like cliffhangers!

>> No.11383024

>>11383019
cute*

>> No.11383025

#rekt

>> No.11383026

Uh oh... /jp/'s gettin' the axe soon.

>> No.11383027

"I am ashamed of /jp/"

>> No.11383028

"Split /a/ and /jp/, and...I don't even want to say..." - moot

>> No.11383029

There's an /aspies/ board?

>> No.11383030

>>11383026
it's been fun ;_;

>> No.11383032

/a/ will welcome you back, don't worry.

>> No.11383034

>>11383032
I need to brush up on my current memes and greening.

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>community develops
>moot tries to split them up
>community gets mad
>moot has no idea why

>> No.11383037

>>11383032
Yuck get away from me subhum/a/n

>> No.11383038

Remember, we will not go to /a/. We will go to /bun/.

>> No.11383039

Something, something, watersports

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"I support GET threads on /a/ and /jp/ despite it being against the rules since it is a part of their culture but I will occasionally moderate it when I'm board to keep up face." - Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383041

>>11383038
Are you stupid? No, scratch that. You're fucking stupid.

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>>11383040

*bored

hurr durr

>> No.11383044

"/jp/ is a friendship community"

>> No.11383049

lol again
moot steals the catalog and 4chan x and acts like those were his ideas.

>> No.11383046

Ugh, if /jp/ gets axed either we go to Poosh or /bun/. Neither sounds good.

>> No.11383047

"My greatest invention is the 4chan catalog" -Moot

>> No.11383050

Nobody fucking uses infinite scroll.

>> No.11383051

>>11383038
>>11383046
Fug that, we're taking /a/ back.

>> No.11383052

>>11383046
The fuck is poosh?

>> No.11383053

moot needs to get his god complex in check.

>> No.11383054

>>11383050
I do

>> No.11383055

>>11383052
An autistic touhou image board

>> No.11383064

"Blacks belong in the garden" -moot

>> No.11383058

moot saves his own quotes

>> No.11383060

Nobody has asked about his meeting with ZUN?

shame on you /jp/.

>> No.11383061

"Fucking weed, man"

-moot

>> No.11383062

I hope you guys still love /jp/, I'm very connected with you guys on a very intimate level. Its like if we were incest brothers.
Anyone also feel this?

>> No.11383063

>>11383060
/jp/ chose to forget that ever happened.

>> No.11383065

>>11383061
>"Mother* Fucking weed, man"
>
>-moot

FTFY

>> No.11383067

"Uhm... fucking weed man. It's fun." -moot

>> No.11383068
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11383068

OVERTHROW JANNY!
LET ME TAKE IT EASY AGAIN!!!

>> No.11383069

Someone ask him why he's sucking that cheezeburger gook's dick so hard.

>> No.11383070

"I love icanhascheezburger."

-moot

>> No.11383071

"I really like 9gaug's model"
-moot, 2013

>> No.11383072

>>11383069
>>11383070

It's funny because he claimed he hated the site prior to his meetup orgy with the owner

>> No.11383073

"I love seeing funny pictures in my facebook feed"

>> No.11383073,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11382999
>All of those trash cans
>Confirmed

>> No.11383074

>>11383062
I do, I love /jp/ a lot. Even though there are a lot of rude people here I love every single one of you, the internet would be so much different without you. It breaks my heart knowing that there are people on /jp/ and on 4chan as a whole that commit suicide or have serious health complications and don't have much longer to live. It just doesn't feel the same without everyone here.

>> No.11383075

"I don't believe in wrapping it is a good idea when I'm with Ben Huh"

-Christopher Poole

>> No.11383077

"I [am] rolling in dosh."

-moot

>> No.11383081

"I love generals."

>> No.11383082

Why is he saying there's no archive?
Why does he act like anyone has used pages in years ?

>> No.11383079

"Alas, I have a shitty mic" -moot

>> No.11383084

>go into thread
>all of KoG's posts are gone
>thread is still here

KoG was right.

>> No.11383085

"There is no archive"

-moot

WAROSUBROS GET IN HERE

>> No.11383087

"4chan is a meme factory"

>> No.11383088

>>11383084
About what?

>> No.11383090

"I invented every meme ever" -moot

>> No.11383091
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11383091

>>11383062
>>11383074
I love you guys, too.

>> No.11383092

>>11383088

He was right about AoC. Look above.

KoG commented that he contributed to AoC "losing his mind" and nuking /jp/. AoC, for the first time in weeks, posted in response to KoG, saying that he gives himself too much credit. KoG replied, "I got you to reply, didn't I?", which I'm assuming pissed off AoC's janitor friends, hence why all of KoG's posts, despite being on-topic and no different from any other posts in this thread, are now gone.

>> No.11383092,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383085
LOL

>> No.11383094

>>11383091
>>11383074
>>11383062
So gay, I'm inclined to agree.

>> No.11383096

haha, alluding to /jp/ again

>> No.11383097
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>>11383092
KoG is a janny steamer, nice.

>> No.11383098

which 2hu would moot fug?

>> No.11383100

"Generals are the equivalent of hashtags on Twitter." - moot

What's hilarious is this isn't a fabricated quote. He actually said that.

>> No.11383101

"Generals are not bad"

>> No.11383102

>>11383100
But he's right.

>> No.11383103

"How can I make more oc to sell to cheezeburger ?" -mut

>> No.11383104

>>11383097

KoG has had over 1,000,000 replies to his GETs.

He's a hero.

>> No.11383105

>>11383092
You mean aside from being an awful dubs spammer? Good riddance.

>> No.11383106

"You are insane"

lol thanks moot

>> No.11383112

>>11383107

Which means he still has over 500,000 unique replies to his posts.

How does this make you feel?

>> No.11383107

>>11383104
And half of those replies are him to himself.

>> No.11383111

>>11383092
>KoG commented that he contributed to AoC "losing his mind" and nuking /jp/.
moot was actually referring to what happened a few months ago, not the 2010 blowup.

>AoC, for the first time in weeks, posted in response to KoG, saying that he gives himself too much credit.
AoC has been regularly doing his daily doses and posting anonymously both.

>KoG replied, "I got you to reply, didn't I?", which I'm assuming pissed off AoC's janitor friends, hence why all of KoG's posts, despite being on-topic and no different from any other posts in this thread, are now gone.
You would have to be a retard not to want his posts gone. He's the original attention whore.

>> No.11383108

"Janitors' personal information should be publicly available and attached to every deletion and queue clearing for the sake fo transparency"
-- moot

>> No.11383109

>>11383105

>KoG was created in November 2007
>Bateman was created in late 2009
>calling KoG a name that existed over 2 years after he came around

Your newfag is showing.

>> No.11383110

"if you're still listening you're insane"

>> No.11383113

"If you're still listening then you're insane. I can go all night." -moot

>> No.11383114

"Stroke your ego"
-mootmoot

>> No.11383117

>>11383092
>>11383088
Tyranny?

I don't dislike Meido but was that necessary?

>> No.11383118

>>11383109
I don't care if he was here since 1850, 4chan's creation.
He's a terrible poster who derails threads with garbage.

>> No.11383119

>>11383111

>call KoG an attention whore
>spam greentext replies
>get trips while mentioning KoG

Do you not see all that irony?

>> No.11383124

>>11383120

Especially since anybody with half a brain can evade. Is there ANYBODY on /jp/ who has NEVER evaded a 2+ week ban?

>> No.11383125

"Quarter-life crisis. Wah wah."
-moot, 2013

>> No.11383123

"I can go all night with a 10 year old" -moot

>> No.11383120

>>11383117
Banning KoG is never necessary but always welcome.

>> No.11383121

"I am old..I'm dying"

-moot

>> No.11383122

"I'm sad [audible sob]"

-moot

>> No.11383126

"I don't understand websites." -moot "jewish cock gobbler" poolestein

>> No.11383130

"Ass"
- Moot

>> No.11383127

>>11383124
Yes, anybody with a brain can evade, but that's not a reason not to ban evaders.

>> No.11383131

"4chan is the place where I oil up in my comfy office chair and rev it up." - moot

>> No.11383136

"My favorite website is canv.ass"

>> No.11383137

"Coloreds are the worst" -moot

>> No.11383138

"I do not want you to see what I'm masturbating to." - Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383132

"I'm boring"

-moot

>> No.11383133

"I love playing handegg" --moot

>> No.11383134

"I come home, take off my pants, and oil up a 10 year old." -moot

>> No.11383142

[audible puck]

-moot

>> No.11383139

"......."
-Moot

>> No.11383140

"I am masturbating to child pornography"

-moot

>> No.11383141

>>11383138

>suddenly 20 seconds of fapping noises

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.11383146 [DELETED] 

"You'd be a fool to think even for a second that I don't masturbate to underage" - moot

>> No.11383143

"There are underaged b& on /jp/. They're here, and they're browsing the porn boards. There is nothing I can do about it." - moot

>> No.11383144

"I love showing porn to children"

-moot

>> No.11383145

>implying

"moot"

>> No.11383148

>283 posts and 20 image replies omitted. Click here to view.

>we'd have over 350 posts right now if the janitor didn't deleted all of KoG's posts

>> No.11383147 [DELETED] 

"I browse underage porn boards" -moot

>> No.11383152

Making a lot of posts in a short period of time is not an interesting achievement.

>> No.11383153

>>11383151
Good

>> No.11383150
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>>11383148

>> No.11383151

"I support sending zunbar to syria"
-- Christovitz ``moot'' Poolstein

>> No.11383156

"Just because you don't agree with meido, doesn't make you right."
-moot

>> No.11383154

"4chan is better than the Bible"

-moot

>> No.11383155

"I wrote the Bible" -moot

>> No.11383157

"Israel doesn't have weapons of mass destruction" -- Moot Goldstein

>> No.11383160

"We don't want newfags, and we don't want oldfags.

We want mediums." - moot

>> No.11383161

"Janitors are assholes"
-Moot sama

>> No.11383162

"Reading the Bible is objectively for assholes."

-moot

>> No.11383166

"Shitposting doesn't exist"

-moot

>> No.11383167

His god complex is out of control.

>> No.11383168

>not definable
>I agree

Silly mootikens.

>> No.11383164

"4chan is bigger than Jesus right now"

Christopher "moot" Lennon

>> No.11383165

"Janitors like reading the bible"
- moot

>> No.11383174

"The bible is one big shit post"

-moot

>> No.11383175

"Fun takes priority over rules" -- moot

>> No.11383169

"The bible is scary" -moot

>> No.11383170

Look at all this /jp/ oc. moot would be proud.

>> No.11383171

"4chan should be fun, but if it makes me mad, I will ban you." - Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383172

This is my favorite part of the stream.
Lol shitposters.

>> No.11383173

"You should not have fun on 4chan"

-moot

>> No.11383176

"Fun things are fun"

-Yui Hirasawa

>> No.11383177
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"no bully"
- moot

>> No.11383178

"I got away with murder."

-moot

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>>11383184

>> No.11383180

"i love diddling kids" - moot, founder of 4chan and canv.as

>> No.11383183

"I still remember Shii and I'm going to kill him." -moot

>> No.11383184

So...how many of these quotes are just KoG samefagging over and over and over again?

None of this is funny.

>> No.11383186

"The sole purpose of anonymous posting [is] to shit on people"

-moot

>> No.11383187

"I like to shit on people."

>> No.11383188

>>11383180
*canv.ass

>> No.11383189

"I love to FUCK people" -moot

>> No.11383191

"Great powers come with great responsibility" - moot

>> No.11383196

"There's nothing I can do about hardcore shitposters"

-moot

>> No.11383192

"I shit on that guy"

-moot

>> No.11383194

"Zunbar is a ban evader and he is breaking rules" -- moot

>> No.11383195

"I can shit on that guy. I'm a tough guy."

>> No.11383202

"Payments, payments"
- moot

>> No.11383203

"Shitposters waste everyone's time and are losers"

-Shlomo Poole

>> No.11383204

"4chan Pass gives you access to sex" -- moot

>> No.11383197

"I would fuck Cirno" - moot

>> No.11383205

"/jp/ gets their jollies by wasting my time"

-moot

>> No.11383198

"Any community that gets its top lels by pretending to be poopyposters will eventually be flooded by actual poopposters who mistakenly believe taht tey're in kakoi company"
-Mootrritos

>> No.11383199

"Ban evasion is against the rules, so we will ban you over and over again every time you evade. We believe this to be the solution." - moot "Christopher" Poole

>> No.11383209

"BAN ALL NORMALFAGS"

-moot

>> No.11383210

"I am very flamboyant"

-Dr. Poole PhD

>> No.11383211

"I will not ban tripfags." - moot

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>>11383197

Eye only want to have sex with one person!

>> No.11383207

/soc/ sucks. They have like 2 asian girls there and one's not even a real asians.

>> No.11383212

"4chan is an alternative to facebook".
-moot, 2013

>> No.11383213

"4chan is for those in the autism spectrum" -moot

>> No.11383215

>>11383206
And that person is me.

>> No.11383216

"Normalfags make the site interesting." - moot

>> No.11383219

"LOL I am so nerdy"
- moot

>> No.11383221

"4chan is for brutal users"
- moot, circa 2013

>> No.11383222

>>11383215

>5

STOP BAN EVADING KOG!

>> No.11383223

Fucking nerds

>> No.11383224

>>11383216
Sadly, he actually said this

>> No.11383225

"Starting at 17 I've wanted to take over America and kill all straight people, enforce homosexuality and degeneracy and invite gay Muslim colonists from all over the world.

I would probably welcome most of you as well for being degenerate."

- moot

>> No.11383227 [DELETED] 

>>11383222
>222
nice.

>> No.11383238

>>11383184
Look on the bright side, it'll die sooner.

>> No.11383239

>>11383231
>>11383232
>>11383234
How are you doing this so fast?

>> No.11383243

"I invented google" -moot

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>>11383222
>>11383222
>>11383222
>222
>trips
>mfw

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>>11383222

>222

The irony!

>> No.11383231

"I have a tough shit passing through my rectum."
-moot, 2013

>> No.11383232

moot just dropped some memes.

>> No.11383234

"Google acquires 4chan" -- moot

>> No.11383235

"I can go all night" - moot

>> No.11383237

"Based Google"

-Sir Poole

>> No.11383251

>>11383239

KoG has been on this site for over 5 years.

He's a wizard.

>> No.11383252

"Nitch" - Christopher Moot

>> No.11383245

"Thanks for playing." - moot

>> No.11383248

"THANK YOU BASED GOOGLE"

-moot

>> No.11383250

>>11383239
Theres more than 1 shitposting on /jp/

Amazing, right?

>> No.11383253

When is the gook board coming?

>> No.11383254

"We gotta make sure there's enough demand for [4chan]."
-Internet businessman, Christopher Poole, 2013

>> No.11383256

"I love taking in ass"

- moot

>> No.11383258

"I wish we could consolidate /jp/ into /a/"
-- moot

>> No.11383263

>>11383259
Hehehehe janitor insta-trashing his unfunny shitpost.

>> No.11383259

"You're all a bunch of little whiny nitches"

-Chaim Poole

>> No.11383260

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY KOG

KNOCK IT THE _HELL_ OFF!

>> No.11383261

"4chan looks like reddit"
-moot

>> No.11383270

moot just gave us a shout out.

>> No.11383271

>All this quoting samefagging

>> No.11383265

"We're going to turn 4chan into a site like reddit"

>> No.11383266

>>11383252
>>11383259

How to tell samefagging: When the fag mispells "niche" over and over again.

>> No.11383267

"lol, don't worry. I'll make sure /jp/ gets erased soon. Into the trash it goes."

- moot, 2013

>> No.11383268

"Somebody is transcribing my answers and it's very impressive"

>> No.11383269

>>11383266
moot pronounces it "nitch". confirmed for not listening to our overlord's soothing voice.

>> No.11383269,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383227
Really janny-boy? You had to mute me for this?

>> No.11383272

>>11383266
He's pronouncing it wrong.

>> No.11383274

>>11383269

Then emphasis the pronunciation, not be a faggot and say "oh I misspelled it because moot is a faggot"

>> No.11383275

>>11383271
Who you quoting ?

>> No.11383286

"It sounds cooler when I ignore my loneliness and pretend there is more than one of me." - moot

>> No.11383277

>>11383268
>>11383270
moot doesn't know about this thread. It hasn't even been linked to in the /q/ megathread, surprisingly.

>> No.11383278

"Me, myself and I" ーmoot-sama-dono

>> No.11383279

"I'm pretty straight"

>> No.11383280

"There is no us. There is only I"
-moot

>> No.11383281

"i use the royal we because i am more important than you" - moot

>> No.11383282

"I am WE and WE are I"
-Existentialism expert, moot moot

>> No.11383283

We are anonymous.

>> No.11383284

"There is no I, only we. Not sure how that happened."
-moot, 2013

>> No.11383285

"I am literally an omnipresent being."

-moot

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>> No.11383287

"There is no you, there is only me" ー Mootstein Lawyerpoolberg

>> No.11383289

"Shatner shat on us. I'm going to Reddit." - moot

>> No.11383290

>>11383285
epic

>> No.11383295

>>11383293
How can someone unironically pretend to care about KoG?

>> No.11383292

Those are some shitty artists.

>> No.11383296

>>11383291
This doesn't make sense.

>> No.11383293

MOOT WAS RIGHT. HOW CAN KOG SIT IN A THREAD FOR 2 HOURS CONSTANTLY SAMEFAG MISQUOTING HIM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN ENDLESSLY?

JUST HOW AUTISTIC IS HE?!

>> No.11383294

"I always wanted to be a policeman and have authority" ーmoot

>> No.11383297

>>11383293
truth

>> No.11383297,1 [INTERNAL] 

>420 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

hell ye nigga

>> No.11383298

Youtube suggested I should watch some Korean videos.

>> No.11383299

>>11383295
I CARE WHEN KOG IS OVER HALF THIS THREAD

>> No.11383300

>>11383295
KoG is the only tripfag I've ever cared about.

>> No.11383301

>>11383298
>[HOT] 라디오스타 - 구하라, 연애돌 발언에 음료수 투척 '눈물

>> No.11383302

>>11383296
It's accusing him of making false flag spam NEET threads which were later used to justify the completely removal of said threads.

>> No.11383305

>>11383299
>>11383300

I would comment about these post's ending and them both having "KoG" in them, but I'll refrain.

By the way, KoG isn't a tripfag.

>> No.11383307

>>11383300
You have amazingly shitty taste.

>> No.11383308

"Everyone is wine and I'm an alcoholic."
-moot, 2013

>> No.11383309
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>>11383296
He banned them, he banned them anon-kun... Don't you understand? Banned.

Forever.

The comic isn't supposed to make you laugh, its supposed to make you cry.

>> No.11383312

"GaiaOnline is very interesting. It is the Reddit of yesterday." - Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383318

>>11383309
I read it backwards,

>> No.11383315

"4chan is the single most important website on the internet"

-m00tles

>> No.11383316

>>11383307
Think of all the amusement KoG has caused where other tripfags have only caused unnecessary drama.

>> No.11383319

"I have AIDS"

-moot

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11383321

I like the girl on the right.

>> No.11383322

>>11383316
Only in the sense that pointless spam is hilarious. You might as well idolize the guy who kept posting those gloryhole threads.

>> No.11383326

"I love 4chan waifu scripts"

-moot

>> No.11383327

"4chanX to 4chan is like Iran to Israel" -- Chrostolawyersteinchild ``moot'' Poolsceinceberg

>> No.11383324

>>11383316

Let me repeat this: KoG has had over 1,000,000 replies to his threads. Even if you account for samefagging, that's still over 500,000.

That's over a HALF. A. MILLION.

The only other person who has more replies than that is moot himself.

Think about that.

No, seriously.

THINK about that.

>> No.11383325

"submit ban request"

-janny boy

>> No.11383328

"JavaScript is a gift from heaven"
- moot

>> No.11383329

"4chan is a gift from heaven"

>> No.11383330

>>11383324
You've said it four times now, and nobody cares now who didn't the first time. Some people have two million Reddit upvotes. Who cares?

>> No.11383331

>>11383324

Wow, all those GETs.

That's really amazing.

>> No.11383332

"The accelerator spammer was the greatest thing to ever happen"

>> No.11383336

"..." - moot

>> No.11383334

>>11383330
Why you gotta bring reddit up, redditer?

>> No.11383335

>>11383330

>4 times

Then shouldn't he say it one more time?

>> No.11383337

>>11383330

Yes, and who has that many Reddit upvotes?

Celebrities, that's who.

KoG is a celebrity.

>> No.11383338

"Why don't you make 4chan like reddit" - anonymous

>> No.11383339

"Shitposters should have more power" -- moot

>> No.11383340

>>11383335
He should have posted it zero times. He'll probably post about it a hundred times.

>>11383334
It's an example of a pointless achievement that nobody should give a shit about.

>> No.11383341

>>11383340
Sounds like you didn't have a lot of myspace friends.

>> No.11383342

>>11383339
For once I agree with moot.

>> No.11383343

>>11383335

KoG has had over 1,000,000 replies to his threads.

KoG has had over 100,000 views on his Flash videos.

KoG has had over 1,000,000 views on his YouTube videos.

KoG single-handedly revived Season 0 Yugioh on /a/.

KoG is awesome.

>> No.11383344

>>11383341
I didn't have a MySpace.

>> No.11383345

>>11383343

that's actually pretty cool

>> No.11383346 [DELETED] 

>>11383344
but you did just get doubles

>> No.11383348

>>11383343
KoG, stop self-aggrandizing. Please.

>> No.11383349

>>11383344
What a loser.

>> No.11383355

>>11383352
pretty much this

>> No.11383351

>>11383346
This thread is getting ten consecutive post numbers at a time. Somebody's going to be getting the doubles.

>> No.11383352

>thread has over 400 replies
>over 200 of those are KoG

/jp/ in a nutshell

>> No.11383354

>>11383352
Crossboarder in a nutshell

>> No.11383361

>>11383358

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Kf0Cft2oM

>> No.11383355,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383346
Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for 14 minutes.

>> No.11383357

KoG's greatest feat is to be able to talk to himself for two hundred posts without getting bored.

Most people get bored long before that.

>> No.11383358

>>11383352
>>11383354
don't make me link to dragon ball /jp/ and make you frustrated

>> No.11383359

>>11383318
fucking weeb

>> No.11383360

"no dubs checking in this off-topic thread!"

-janny boy

>> No.11383363

>>11383361
i am now substantially frustrated

>> No.11383364

>>11383343
KoG has replied to himself over 100,000 times.

Just think about it.

>> No.11383365

"It's happening!" --moot

>> No.11383367

"people delete posts and then come to complain to /q/ and ask why the mod deleted their post"

OH WOW, KOG DOES THIS CRAP ALL THE TIME HERE

>> No.11383368

pepperoni

>> No.11383368,1 [INTERNAL] 

lmao posts are getting deleted
but this off topic thread stays

fucking piece of shit janitor

>> No.11383369

"Report and delete your own posts."
-moot, 2013

>> No.11383370

>>11383367
word

>> No.11383371

>>11383364

So what you're saying is that KoG deserved those 500,000 legit replies and that he's a hard worker?

>> No.11383373 [DELETED] 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4xy49B4aGY
Look at his skills.

>> No.11383377

>>11383373
" TreetopYodeler 9 months ago

Nice GETS, KoG. You're an inspiration.

12 upvotes"

>> No.11383375

>>11383371
Well, the point is that he puts an immense amount of work into attention whoring. It doesn't mean anybody should respect that.

>> No.11383377,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383368,1
Its keeping all of the shitposters in a single thread, this is a great idea.

We should have a single shitposting general up all the time.

>> No.11383380

>>11383375

Do I really need to make countless analogies of people attention whoring to be successful?

Miley Cyrus?

Justin Beever?

Barack H. Obama?

Yeah.

Think about that.

>> No.11383382

>>11383377
he is an inspiration :)

>> No.11383383

"kill yourself, faggot"
-moot

>> No.11383385

>>11383377
"This account has been terminated due to repeated or severe violations of our Communitry Guidelines and/or claims of copyright infringement."

>> No.11383386

"I am an AIDS patient"

-moot

>> No.11383387

>moot sees KoG's post in the /q/ thread
>chuckles under his breath

Wow.

>> No.11383388

"Do it. Kill yourself faggot" - Christian "moot" Pool

>> No.11383390

>>11383380
Why are you getting so angry?
Are you short?

>> No.11383391

>>11383385

See?

An inspiration. :)

>> No.11383394

>>11383380
You don't need to do anything. What you will continue to do is attention whore nonstop whether or not I respond to you.

You put an immense amount of work into shitting up 4chan. You may even have even put the most work out of anyone into doing so. Nobody should respect you for it, not any more than they should respect Tali for evading a thousand bans a day, or Accelerator for getting moot to personally ban his whole subnet.

>> No.11383392

>>11383124
Yes.

I've never been banned for anything other than the "offensive link detected in your post" 24h bans.

>> No.11383393

"Winterfags"

-moot

>> No.11383395

"Yatsouwba" ~ moot

>> No.11383397

>>11383394

Does Hitler get respect?

Does Putin get respect?

Do you see where I am going with this?

>> No.11383403

>>11383399
considering how buttmad he is, he probably agrees

>> No.11383399

>>11383397
"KoG is worse than Hitler" -- Anonymous

>> No.11383400

"I have testified in a federal trial for the United States Government involving 4chan." - Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383405

"Post child pornography on 4chan"

-moot

>> No.11383401

>>11383397
Yes, you're emphasizing the fact that you're famous for what is probably the tenth time now.

>> No.11383402

"post child pornography on 4chan"
-moot

>> No.11383407

"You're a fucking moron"

-moot

>> No.11383408

>>11383401

What is being said is that what you view to be "bad" is viewed as "good" by many other people.

Just because you can't understand that doesn't mean your statement is the only valid one.

>> No.11383404

"I sent over 6 millions of users to jail" -- Christopher Poole, owner of 4chan.org

>> No.11383409

"4chan is a bastion of shitposting."
-moot

>> No.11383410

"Break the law on 4chan. [...] You might get away with it."
-Christopher "moot" Poole, 2013

>> No.11383412

>>11383408
>What is being said is that what you view to be "bad" is viewed as "good" by many other people.
Yes, many people idolize Tali and Mad Thad and Accelerator and Danny Choo, and these people are retarded.

>> No.11383414

>>11383346
wwtd

>> No.11383415

>>11383412
>they're retarded because I disagree with their point of view
Yeah, that's real mature.

>> No.11383419

>>11383415
I disagree with their point of view because it's retarded.

>> No.11383420

>>11383112
He still replied to himself at least 500.000 times. I wouldn't say it's something to be proud of.

>> No.11383416

Can this be a blog thread?

>> No.11383417

"It's shit on shit"

-moot

>> No.11383418

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGG

>> No.11383421

moot sitting on YouTube stream for 3 hours answering questions.

The ultimate samefag.

>> No.11383424

"You have to give me a blowjob if you want to be a moderator".

>> No.11383425

>>11383420

So what you're saying is that advertisers who spam advertisements everywhere to make double the money back is something not to be proud of?

>> No.11383423

"I love jew jokes" -- moot

>> No.11383426

[whilstling]

-moot

>> No.11383427

WHY ARE YOU ARGUING WITH KOG

HE'S TROLLING YOU TO HELL

HE'LL JUST SAMEFAG YOU UNTIL THE THREAD 404'S, DON'T YOU GET IT?!

>> No.11383428

>>11383426
*whistling

>> No.11383429

"Anonymous posters are the cancer killing 4chan"

-moot

>> No.11383435

>>11383425
Take a guess.

>> No.11383437

>>11383431
>>11383433
>>11383434
HOLY CRAP KOG ARE YOU A WIZARD

>> No.11383431

>>11383427

>implying all the moot quotes, kog praise, and kog hate aren't ALL KOG doing an amazing job at samefagging

>> No.11383433

>>11383427
They're both KOG

>> No.11383434

>>11383425
Nobody respects advertisers who relentlessly advertise on 4chan even if they make money out of it.

>> No.11383437,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383146
>>11383147
LMAO TRASHCANS

>> No.11383443

>>11383434

But they make money, and at the end of the day, is that not all that matter?

What would you prefer: Spam a bunch of advertisements, retire early, have plenty of Jew gold, or sit on /jp/ and be frustrated 24/7, live in an apartment, work like a slave 40 hours a week or live off the government in your basement?

Seriously: You might hate KoG's methods, but what he does works, and you're just jealous of how much success he has had.

>> No.11383444

"Your ambitions are stupid" - Christopher "Poole" Moot, Internet enterpreneur.

>> No.11383447

>>11383444
Nobody check these trips guys, unless you want a mute.

>> No.11383448

"shoutout to all my fratbros"

-moot

>> No.11383450

>thread isn't even bumping anymore
>fags gonna fag

>> No.11383451

"The moderations team is a bit like the Rothschilds"
- moot

>> No.11383460

>>11383450
Who are you mimicking?

>> No.11383453

>>11383443
>But they make money, and at the end of the day, is that not all that matters?
It's all that matters if all you care about is money, and don't care about how shitty you make 4chan in the meantime. Similarly, murder is a good idea if all you want to do is kill people, and heading to Thailand is a good idea if all you want to do is fuck children.

>You might hate KoG's methods, but what he does works, and you're just jealous of how much success he has had.
If I were an attention whore like KoG, I would be jealous of his million posts or whatever, but I'm not.

>> No.11383456

>>11383451

KoG wears an upside-down Illuminati Pyramid around his neck.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

>> No.11383459

"Running 4chan is a shit job."

-moot

>> No.11383462

>>11383453

So what you're saying is that half of 4chan is jealous of KoG since half of 4chan is attention fags, right?

So KoG is EXACTLY where he should be!

>> No.11383465

>>11383462
you make a compelling argument...

>> No.11383466

>>11383462
The vast majority of 4chan is not made of attention whores, even if half the posts may well be made by them.. They are a shitty, small portion of the userbase who are detested by everyone else.

>> No.11383469

"Canvas is a secret government organization." - moot

>> No.11383472

"I'm about halfway through"

-moot, 2 hours, 45 minutes in

>> No.11383473

*urinates in cup*
*sips*

-moot

>> No.11383470

/\___/\
/ /    ヽ :: \
| (●), 、(●)、 |
|  ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,,   |
|   ,;‐=‐ヽ   .:::::|
\  `ニニ´  .:::/      N-NO THANK YOU
/`ー‐--‐‐—´´\
       .n:n    nn
      nf|||    | | |^!n
      f|.| | ∩  ∩|..| |..|
      |: ::  ! }  {! ::: ::|
      ヽ  ,イ   ヽ  :イ

-- moot

>> No.11383471

>>11383466

What is your proof?

No, seriously. Have you SEEN /b/? It's nothing but attention whores.

Unless you are excluding all of /b/, then you are correct, but if you exclude /b/ just because HURR DURR, you aren't being true to the site.

>> No.11383476

>>11383471
>Unless you are excluding all of /b/, then you are correct, but if you exclude /b/ just because HURR DURR, you aren't being true to the site.
If you want to be king of /b/, that's fine, but please keep your /b/ shit in /b/.

>> No.11383478

>>11383473
lold

>> No.11383483
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11383483

>>11383481

Nice.

>> No.11383481

>>11383476

1. /a/ was originally /b/
2. /jp/ was originally /a/

By the transitive property of faggotry, KoG belongs on /jp/ just as much as /a/ and /b/, and no matter how much whining you do, unless you are willing to argue with KoG 17 hours a day for over 5 years straight, you won't get him to go away.

Ever.

Your opinion is notable, but there are a lot of people who respect KoG whether you do or not. Either deal with it or be butthurt.

>> No.11383484

>>11383483
Stop talking to yourself, m8.

>> No.11383485

>>11383481
best rebuttal in the thread

>> No.11383486

>>11383481
Fine, I give up. Enjoy your thread.

>> No.11383487

>>11383481
If they were the same, why were they split in the first place?

Checkmate, athiests.

>> No.11383489

>>11383481
>KoG belongs on /jp/ just as much as /a/ and /b/.
KoG belongs where his attention whoring is welcome or on-topic, which is /b/, /s4s/, and possibly /a/ if they like him.

>No matter how much whining you do, you won't get him to go away.
I am aware.

>There are a lot of people who respect KoG whether you do or not. Either deal with it or be butthurt.
Those people are retarded. I deal with them all the time.

>> No.11383490

>>11383481

With that one very fair post, KoG has just won the argument.

5/5, would read again :)

>> No.11383493
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11383493

KoG's purpose it to get attention.

You have just given KoG attention for nearly 3 hours now.

How does this make you guys feel?

>> No.11383496
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11383496

>>11383493

>> No.11383495

>>11383493
we all luv him :)

>> No.11383498

"I encourage people to invade their bans since everybody evades bans anyway." - moot

>> No.11383501

"When people ban evade, there's not a whole lot we can do about it, so banning is pretty much there to stroke my ego." - Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383502

"Anyone who doesn't agree with jannie's decisions is an internet tough guy"

>> No.11383505

"4chan has turned people into NEETs." - moot

>> No.11383503

"Fuck Athens, Georgia"

-moot

>> No.11383507

"become a NEET"
-moot

>> No.11383509

"/jp/ is trying to destroy /a/ since Day 1. They're too cool for school." - moot

>> No.11383512

"you should report threads" - moot

>> No.11383514

>>11383509
>>11383512
you're running out of steam kog. gee, it only took you 500 posts.

>> No.11383515

I don't understand how someone can come up with this many fake quotes so quickly.

>> No.11383517

"Google only allowed 4 hour broadcasts. The Jews did it." - moot

>> No.11383519

>>11383515

KoG's creativity is unlimited. How do you think he could keep going for over 5 years and remain fresh?

>> No.11383526

"This thread is all meta." - Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383521

>>11383514
>>11383519
Stop talking to yourself please

>> No.11383522

>>11383519
Go to bed, kog.

>> No.11383523

"Hah!"

-moot, regarding /jp/

>> No.11383525

>>11383515
They're taking what moot actually said and modifying it to make it sound dumb.

>> No.11383530

"I absolutely fucking hate Reddit"

>> No.11383527

"sah-gay is pronounced sayge" - moot

>> No.11383528

"Have you considered ripping off reddit?" -- Anonymous

>> No.11383529

"/jp/ is a support group for NEETs." - doug

>> No.11383533

"4chan is perfect"
- moot, 2013

>> No.11383534

"4chan is perfect"

-moot

>> No.11383537
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11383537

>>11383523
Why I laughed... This is bad...

>> No.11383541

"I would suggest you go to reddit." ~ m00t

>> No.11383538

"/soc/k my cock"

-moot

>> No.11383539

"I have never 1CC'ed a Touhou game" --moot

>> No.11383543

"I'll consider making a Steam begging board"

-moot

>> No.11383545

"Danbewrew" -- moot

>> No.11383549

>>11383547
he actually said this

>> No.11383547

"apples to dildos"

-moot

>> No.11383550

"I only use Apple products *tips fedora*" -- moot

>> No.11383551

"Buy an Apple Macbook Air"

-moot

>> No.11383552

"Clearly, you need a Macbook Air." - Jew "moot" Moneybags

>> No.11383553

"Apple Macbook Air"
-moot

>> No.11383554

"Buy a MacBook Air!"

-Christopher "moot" Jobs

>> No.11383555

>>11383550
>>11383551
>>11383552
>>11383553
why all the hate for apple?? :(

>> No.11383559

"4chan is not your secret club"

-moot

>> No.11383561

"whenever 4chan raids a place, the people from that place all move into 4chan" - moot

>> No.11383563

"4chan is not a secret clubhouse, /jp/ is"

-moot

>> No.11383566

"/b/ is the most non-random board on 4chan." - moot

TRUTH

>> No.11383567

"/b/ is ironic"
- moot

>> No.11383569

"I love le irony!"

-le shitpost jew

>> No.11383570

"ironic shitposting is not shitposting"
-- m♡♡t

>> No.11383572

"/jp/'s days are numbered"

-moot

>> No.11383573

"I want to combine all the boards"

-moot

>> No.11383574

"I'm boring and pedo" -- moot

>> No.11383575

"You should seek mental help if you're still listening to this"

-moot

>> No.11383577

"You should seek mental help if you're still typing those fake quotes" -moot

>> No.11383583

"If you disagree with me, I would be shocked" -- moot

>> No.11383582

"I'm not a fan of black people"

-moot

>> No.11383585

"I'm always right"
- moot

>> No.11383588

>>11383575
"if you want to dump interracial porn please do it on /jp/, because nobody posts there except useless NEETS."
-Moot, Internet Problem Solver

>> No.11383590

"Make origami every day." - moot

>> No.11383591

"Fuck you, make origami everyday"

-moot

>> No.11383592

"Making threads on /q/ is a waste of time"

-moot

>> No.11383594

"Buy FTL"

-moot

>> No.11383598

"I am rich"

-moot

>> No.11383601

"Find him and kill him"
- moot

>> No.11383602

"Kill him, because that's how 4chan works"
- moot

>> No.11383603

"Find out where he is and kill him" - moot

>> No.11383604

>>11383601
>>11383602
>>11383603

Seriously, somebody should taken this 4 hour speech and cut together a bunch of funny quotes of it and take them completely out of context.

DO IT KOG. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE STILL HERE.

>> No.11383609

600 posts lol

>> No.11383607

Wait, moot has never met ZUN?

WAIT WHAT THE HELL?

THAT PIC IS PHOTOSHOPPED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>> No.11383608

"I miss when people made flashes"

-moot, unaware of /f/

>> No.11383610

>>11383607
Yes, ZUN, the guy famous for the porn Flash animations

>> No.11383611

>>11383607
No, he said "Zone," the flash guy

>> No.11383613

I don't get it. Are these real quotes?

>> No.11383615

>>11383613
"Yes"
-- moot

>> No.11383614

>>11383613
"Yes"

-moot

>> No.11383616

>>11383613
Some of them

They're all based on stuff he's saying

>> No.11383617

>>11383614
Wow, that was fast!

Is moot monitoring the thread?

>> No.11383618

>>11383617
"Yes"
-- moot

>> No.11383620

>>11383618
Oh!

Hi moot!

>> No.11383622

"4chan has changed the world." - Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383627

"canv.ass"

-moot

>> No.11383625

>>11383620
"Janitors shouldn't bait users into impersonating the administrator"
-- moot

>> No.11383630

"Memeaverse" - moot

>> No.11383628

"Nitch" -moot

>> No.11383629

"Nice repeating digits." - moot

No, seriously, he ACTUALLY said that.

>> No.11383635

>>11383632
I think you mean "Mima-verse"

>> No.11383632

"Memeiverse"

-moot "mememan" poole

>> No.11383633
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11383633

"Large glass of water" --moot

>> No.11383634

"I have not peed in 4 hours." - Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383636

>>11383634

>>11383473

>> No.11383638

>>11383634
I really have to piss. moot needs to stop bullying my bladder.

>> No.11383640

":--D" - Christopher Poole

>> No.11383644

"huehue"
- moot

>> No.11383641
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11383641

>>11383610
ZUN is sure famous for those hentai flash games!

>> No.11383642

"Finnbros make up less than 2% of 4chan"

-moot

>> No.11383643

"Finland might be 2% of the world population"
-moot

>> No.11383645

"All 6 millions of finbros"
- moot

>> No.11383646

US - 50%
UK - 7%
Canada - 7%
Australia - 5%
Germany - <4%
Sweden - 2.5%
Finland 1.75%
France 1.7%
Netherlands 1.5%
Brazil 1.5%

>> No.11383647

Holy shit, moot's voice is terrible.

>> No.11383651

/f/ has Touhou Tuesdays and Miku Mondays. They're our only friend.

>> No.11383652

>>11383647
I bet yours is worse

>> No.11383654

>>11383652
But I'm not American.

>> No.11383655

"PokEEmon" - moot

>> No.11383656

>>11383651
/prog/ used to be our friend, before moot killed it.

>> No.11383657

"/v/ posters are fucking morons"

>> No.11383660

"/v/ is the best board on 4chan"
-- moot, 2013

>> No.11383669

"Fuck you"

-moot

>> No.11383662

"You're a newfag if you complain about 4chan"

>> No.11383663

"Start a good thread at least once a day, and /v/ will be a better place."

KoG is good.

>> No.11383667

"We should offer internships"

-moot

>> No.11383671

moot mentions Stu at 4am, but not Flanfly at 2am?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.11383673

"You have to ask to receive."

"Nobody who has asked to be a janitor becomes ones."

Seriously, I'm thinking of organizing this entire 4-hour stream and putting quotes together.

My autism is powerful enough to do this.

>> No.11383674

"I don't use Reddit"

-moot, http://www.reddit.com/user/moot

>> No.11383681

"How is ZUHN? I'll pronounce it ZOON"

-Moot, the guy who met ZUN.

>> No.11383675

"It's not my fight" -- Christopher "moot" Poole

>> No.11383676

"ZUNE"

-moot

>> No.11383677

*screams and cries emanate*

>> No.11383678

"I love furries"

-moot

>> No.11383684
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11383684

YES!!!! I WIN!

>> No.11383680

"ZUN likes his beer." - moot

>> No.11383683

>>11383646
Prepare for the question about ZUN!!

I hope he doesn't ignores it.

>> No.11383686

"Rent a hotel room and I'll let you lick my crispy cream" - moot

>> No.11383687

"Apple shilling intensifies"

-moot

>> No.11383689

>>11383684
What did you win?

>> No.11383690
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11383690

>>11383651
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Sanae%20Slut%20Dance.swf

>> No.11383691

>>11383681
"Zee-You-Enn"

-Moot, recalling his fondness for ZUN

>> No.11383692

>>11383689
Why do you love to make me feel miserable again anon-kun...

I'm going to cry myself to sleep now. Thanks.

>> No.11383693

"I will not get rid of gateway drugs." -moot

>> No.11383697

"Rape and pillage and set fire to everything."
-moot

>> No.11383694

"Rape and Pillage" -- moot

>> No.11383695

>>11383690
L-Lewd!!

>> No.11383698

"/b/ is my favorite board"

-moot

>> No.11383700

4 minutes left

>> No.11383702

"I love dicks" -- mootikyns

>> No.11383703

"Dicks are my friend"

-moot

>> No.11383704

"Dicks are my friend."
-moot

>> No.11383705

>>11383700
I knew it, the kogs will stop turning in 4 minutes.

>> No.11383709

"If you stayed here for four hours, you're fucking crazy"

-moot

>> No.11383710

>>>/v/208416398

/v/ approves of my idea.

>> No.11383711

"I never do sh-"

>> No.11383713

"I really enjoyed talking about myself for four hours"

Lord Moot

>> No.11383714

RIP in peace

>> No.11383715

>>11383711
The Jews got him.

>> No.11383715,1 [INTERNAL] 

You have been banned from /jp/ for posting >>11383227, a violation of Global Rule 3:

Posting dubs/post number GET.

Your ban was filed on September 5th, 2013 and expires on September 6th, 2013, which is 1 day from now.

>> No.11383715,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,1
toppest kek m8

>> No.11383715,3 [INTERNAL] 

>710 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

And here I thought you virgins couldn't get any more pathetic.

I remember the good old days when /jp/ didn't give a shit about what moot said and would tell him to fuck off if he mentioned us. Now you all ejaculate when he does it and spam what he said like a bunch of normie 12 year olds in a Breaking Bad sticky.

Pathetic......

>> No.11383715,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,3
stfu

>> No.11383715,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,4
[i]Excuse me?

>> No.11383715,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,5
stfu

>> No.11383715,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,5
Who the fuck is this queer?
Impersonating me? Pathetic.
Retard.

>> No.11383715,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,3
Surely a massive oldfag like you understands that those people literally are young teens. In 2013 just like in 2008, which wasn't actually very different.

You're going to kill yourself anyway, why do you even give a fuck?

>> No.11383715,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,6
>>11383715,7
>>11383715,8
>Get called out on your juvenile behavior
>Try to redirect the shame onto me

So predictable....

You should know I have a minor in psychology.

>> No.11383715,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,9
Hey T, about how many posts can you roleplay as an alpha jock before burning out?

>> No.11383715,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,9
>You should know I have a minor in psychology.

You already told us that in your autobiography.

You should have taken propaganda instead.

>> No.11383715,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,10
There's a difference between a dumbass alpha jock and an ivory tower elite, the latter being me. Maybe you should read a book on telling basic personalities apart.....?

>>11383715,11
>You already told us that in your autobiography.

That's why I said "you should know". Holy shit you're stupid.

>> No.11383715,13 [INTERNAL] 

I love sucking dicks.

>> No.11383715,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,12
Your epic "irony" hit Poe's law territory miles ago. Now you're just sperging.

>> No.11383715,15 [INTERNAL] 

I love moot's voice, and he's so handsome. Ugh I want him to fuck me so bad.

>> No.11383715,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,14
>Poe's law

Thanks for giving me the wikipedia link, asshole.

[i](FYI, I was being sarcastic)

>> No.11383715,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,16
Check out this self-proclaimed master of internet irony who's not even familiar with one of the basic concepts of the field.

>> No.11383715,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,8
>those people literally are young teens
I'm 27.

>> No.11383715,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,17
Check out this retard who can't read.

Hint: Reread my last line. I was being sarcastic in 2 (two) aspects.

>> No.11383715,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,19
Sure...

Are you still planning to kill yourself?

>> No.11383715,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,20
No. I've decided that I'm the hero /jp/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

So you'll hunt me, because I can take it. Because I'm not your hero. I'm a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Butt.

>> No.11383715,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,21
See, now you at least tried a little.

Too bad that Dark Knight writing is still as shit as it was when you first posted that two years ago.

>> No.11383715,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,22
>See, now you at least tried a little.

I literally copied and pasted something I said before and change a couple words.

How about you try a little next time?

>> No.11383715,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,23
I meant you stopped yourself from going into full unironic sperg mode.

Yeah, that's right, I know you're only ironic in that you're never actually ironic.

>> No.11383715,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,24
Why are you still talking to me?

I mean really. Why? Are you actually that desperate for attention from me?

>> No.11383715,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,25
>I mean really.

Nah, I think you're being ironic.

>> No.11383715,27 [INTERNAL] 

..........

>> No.11383715,28 [INTERNAL] 

You should understand that people don't want to reply to you seriously because you never reply to them seriously.

Your persona is so limited it's retarded.

>> No.11383715,29 [INTERNAL] 

Hello, I am warosu and I love roleplaying.

>> No.11383715,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,28
>speaking seriously

Get a load of this boring normie. Do you want us to talk about your gf problems and how tough your job is? Or about how your favorite sports team has unfavorable stats for this season? Or maybe your depression because you've realized how pointless your life is and how it would be better for everyone if you just offed yourself?

That sounds real interesting and fun.

>> No.11383715,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,30
I suspect you have some sort of formula for shitposting. When you use it, most discussion routes go through your typical phrases and eventually lead to "Why are you talking to me?", while some develop more unique paths.

>> No.11383715,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,31
Oh, are we talking about combinatorics now?

You should know that I'm a math genius and have long since figured out of the possible outcomes in which I own your ass, which I assure you is near limitless. Why don't you back off before you get burned?

>> No.11383715,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,32
Why do you want to own people on the internet? Have you ever owned anyone IRL?

>> No.11383715,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,33
>IRL

Oh, are you implying that I'm a normie like you who goes outside and interacts with other normies? How about you stop projecting your boring normie life onto me?

Also, last I checked the internet is composed of people and not AIs. When I decimate some autist on the internet it's the same as ravaging his butt IRL. The internet isn't some mystical place outside of "real life".

Jesus christ.....

>> No.11383715,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,34
On messageboards people practically are bots, considering they become just text. In real life people would notice your social anxiety (you've blogged about it) and instantly not take you seriously, before you could even try to be witty.

>> No.11383715,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,34
So you admit you've never owned anyone AFK?

>> No.11383715,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,35
What does social anxiety have to do with me beating them into a bloody pulp?

>> No.11383715,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,36
I grew up with 2 brothers who I owned on a consistent basis.

You think I just showed up on /jp/ one day and started owning everyone into oblivion with no prior experience? Fucking idiot.

>> No.11383715,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,38
>I grew up with 2 brothers who I owned on a consistent basis.

Let me guess... Now they hate you and think you're a weirdo.

>> No.11383715,40 [INTERNAL] 

what the fuck is even happening

>> No.11383715,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,38
Ahh, so you've always been an insecure faggot.

>> No.11383715,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,39
No, they're afraid of me because they know what'll happen if they fuck with me. Nice projecting, though.

>>11383715,41
I'd like to see you survive growing up with middle child syndrome. You'd be dead before middle school.

>> No.11383715,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,42
I am a middle child, but I don't use that as an excuse.

>> No.11383715,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,42
Are you afraid of yourself?

>> No.11383715,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,43
Funny, I never see you at any of the meetings.

The next time you lie how about you try to make it remotely plausible?

>> No.11383715,46 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,44
Of course. I'm a time-bomb just waiting to go off and own anything in my vicinity, myself included.

>> No.11383715,47 [INTERNAL] 

T-Dawg shut the fuck up.

>> No.11383715,48 [INTERNAL] 

>saging
>on warosu

Oh wow.

>> No.11383715,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,48
Isn't it so cool!! Hahah

>> No.11383715,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,46
You owned yourself terminally years ago though...

>> No.11383715,51 [INTERNAL] 

Uh, why is this guy directly talking to me?

Does anyone know who this nobody is?

>> No.11383715,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,50
>...

And yet you're still using my memes for some reason.

>> No.11383715,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,45
Literally what the fuck are you going on about?

>> No.11383715,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,53
>claim you're a middle child
>nobody ever sees you at the middle child syndrome meetings

I can't believe that I literally had to spell that out for you.

>> No.11383715,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,54
I don't have middle child syndrome. Like I said, I don't make excuses.

>> No.11383715,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,55
All middle children have middle child syndrome. Do I really need to tell you what is means if you don't have middle child syndrome?

I'll give you a hint - it starts with "A" and ends with "dopted".

>> No.11383715,57 [INTERNAL] 

>All middle children have middle child syndrome.

Nope. Only losers who need to shift the blame to someone else for their being a loser "has" any made-up syndrome.

>> No.11383715,58 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,54
What?

>> No.11383715,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,57
That like saying you have an autoimmune disorder but don't suffer from autoimmune disorder syndrome.

Why don't you leave the wordsmithing to the person who actually has a college degree here?

>>11383715,58
Epic trolling. You almost got me there, kid.

>> No.11383715,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,59
It took you 10 minutes to come up with that?

Pathetic.

>> No.11383715,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,60
I'm watching a movie, shithead. You think I just stare at warosu waiting for you autists to reply to me?

The ownage goes at my pace, not yours. Don't like it? Fuck off.

>> No.11383715,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,61
What ownage?

>> No.11383715,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,62
Heh. Good one.

>> No.11383715,64 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,63
I learn from the best.

>> No.11383715,65 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,64
You mean that one guy?

>> No.11383715,66 [INTERNAL] 

Just stop replying, I'm done with this thread.

>> No.11383715,67 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,66
FDuckingh itadakimasu sghounen

>> No.11383715,68 [INTERNAL] 

One of my favorite T moments right here. Share your favorite T moments.

>> No.11383715,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,68
There was this one time where he threw a temper tantrum... oh wait...

>> No.11383715,70 [INTERNAL] 

why does moot look like a jew?

>> No.11383715,71 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,70
Moot aged poorly, skinnier than he used to be and also balding recently.

>> No.11383715,72 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,67
I told you to stop replying.

>> No.11383715,73 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,72
You said you were done with this thread

>> No.11383715,74 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JaOp7azz48M#t=266

true story of the jay

>> No.11383715,75 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sGw_7XYr8TQ#t=329

>> No.11383715,76 [INTERNAL] 

>>11383715,74
pig jews

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