/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

This is....the worst thing....ever to happen to me.

Ok, So im not religous. And deffinantly not christian or whatever, so if you can guess my penis is not circumsiezed. And i masturbait once every 2 or 4 days.

Now, today My mom told me she was going to a book sale in town at the library she does charity cervices at. And my dad, being a traveling ceo and sales rep is out of town till next week. I decided this would be the best time to masturbait.

What i inferred from my mother was that she was leaving immedeatly. So i go into my room, fire up limewire, and start looking at porn.

Push comes to shove and im done...

Heres where the non circumsiezed part comes in. (no pun intended). When im ready to blow my load i can hold it inside my dick by literally holding the end of my penis shut. i know it seems far fetched but go fill a bag full of syrup, hold the end shut and tip it upside down. I was running to the bathroom with my cock hard and literally full of sperm when my mom walks in front of me.

The awkward silence that filled the air was like mustard gas. My mom looks at my pantless self and i immideatly let go of my dick. (im gonna puke) and i let my pre exploaded load go all over the floor...in front of my mom.

she let out a wimper and turned the corner but not befor i could sprint. And i tell you, sprint into my room. this is where i am now. I dont know if ill ever face my mom again.

[Anonymous No.]

>bait

[Anonymous No.]

did you even say okaeri to your mom?

[Anonymous No.]

Who cares my mom and my sister have caught me jacking off plenty of times.
She'll make a joke or just wont talk about it, everyone masturbates

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415200
>everyone masturbates

Not everyone.

This is dangerous thinking. It's why women become sluts, because "everyone else is doing it."

In reality there are plenty of people who don't have sex and don't masturbate, by choice.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SLAP HER WITH SEMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415204
God women are such whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415224
Do you tell yourself that while you're masturbating to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415227
Ass damaged slut whore detected. Don't you have dicks to be sucking, slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415232
I'm a boy and i want to suck dicks am I a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415237
That makes you a disgusting subhuman who should kill themself immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415237
You're a fucking AIDS spreading faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415244
>>11415245
>>11415248
b-but peepees are c-cute...
I want to suck and kiss them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415237
#slaythegay

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415237
Freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415250
Get out you fuckin queer.

[Anonymous No.]

>being gay
>2013
shiggydiggyazucat

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415232
You're doing it again.

I am a man and I don't masturbate, because I'm not a slut. If you were a woman, you'd be a slut if you could, because you masturbate as a man.

Go join your frat bros at the club, you normalfag hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415257
hmmm~
I dont wanna~

I have a cute boy butt too

[Anonymous No.]

Thank god the gayslayers are out in full force today, we shouldn't have to put up with these degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, please stop being so homophobic. Fags are people too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415274
Top lel dude, top lel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415274
do you wanna be my bf?
I can be c-cute for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415280
Sorry, I'm straight and have a gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415274
Nope

Abused 'More Likely to Be Gay'
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3949087/Abused-more-likely-to-be-gay

Bug Chasing Why Some Men Want to Become HIV Positive
http://voices.yahoo.com/bug-chasing-why-some-men-want-become-hiv-positive-10487.html?cat=5

Drug Use 'Seven Times Higher' Among Gays
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/drug-use-seven-times-higher-among-gays-8165971.html

Folsom Street Fair 2007
http://www.zombietime.com/folsom_sf_2007_part_1/

HIV Among Gay and Bisexual Men
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/msm/

Homosexual Men Have 50 Times Higher Rate of AIDS
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/surveillance/basic.htm#incidence

Homosexuality: The Mental Illness That Went Away
http://behaviorismandmentalhealth.com/2011/10/08/homosexuality-the-mental-illness-that-went-away/#.UQi3X12lxQI

One in Five Gay, Bisexual Men in U.S. Cities Has HIV
http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/09/23/us-aids-usa-idUSTRE68M3H220100923

Report Finds Black Gay Males in US Worst Hit By HIV-AIDS
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/report-finds-black-gay-males-us-worst-hit-161752246.html

STD Facts - Syphilis & MSM
http://www.cdc.gov/std/Syphilis/STDFact-MSM-Syphilis.htm

Up Your Alley 2008
http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2008/

Viral Hepatitis Populations - Men Who Have Sex with Men
http://www.cdc.gov/hepatitis/Populations/msm.htm

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415280
Average degenerate homosexual slutting around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415286
>have a gf.
top lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415184
Tell her that at least you're not gay, she'll feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415288
holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415288
lmao you schooled that gay nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11415288
Now I want to visit London.