/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

hello /jp/ it's my birthday but I have no friends or family ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Happy birthday anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd give you a birthday treat if I could anon

[Anonymous No.]

I wish for your happiness, anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432592
>>11432594
>>11432598
thanks /jp/ i love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432589
Happy birthday, Anonymous. I'd buy you a present if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

i remember having a 2hu themed birthday party last year with only my mom and my sister

anyways happy birthday >>11432589

[Anonymous No.]

One year closer to judgement!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432602
Do you love /jp/ enough to suck on a /jp/sies cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432608
only if it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

Is your family dead or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432614
No they're just gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432616
Just like in my Chinese cartoons!

[Anonymous No.]

Janny, I command you to slay this looser's thread

[Anonymous No.]

hello I am a human but I like cheese ;_;

(????)

[Anonymous No.]

How old are you?

And don't you lie to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432632
Why would someone this old be on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432629
24

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432623
stop bullying i'll call meido on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432636
How is 24 "old", are you 14?

[Anonymous No.]

HB

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432639
13 last month
And I got laid when I was 12, loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432646
wow you're so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432646
Wanna get laid again? I can help :))

[Anonymous No.]

dumping my /a/ folder

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432639
Have you ever seen Japanese cartoons where some woman is in her 20s and everyone calls her an old hag? Especially if she's not married (by her mid-twenties? lol)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432670
can I molest you?

[Anonymous No.]

>think you're old but old people think you're young
>birthday coming up
>its almost already a year since my last one
>getting older really really quickly
>seems like yesterday i was really young

that old feel

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErooOhzE268

Happy birthday anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432589
anual reminder that my birtday was better than yours http://imgur.com/a/EjPgD

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432682
Where are the girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432678
I like this video where James Rolfe talks about growing up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kc3JqVIIJA

Going from 12 to 13 is a big deal, but going from 29 to 30 is just a number going up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432685
uhhh theres one holding my notebook

[Anonymous No.]

Happy birthday anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432689
How sweet. Is she your gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432692
no lol
its my mom #rekt

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432682
wow nice cake fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432699
how rude

[Anonymous No.]

誕生日おめでとうございます

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 27 and I don't give a shit.
Happy birthday OP!

[Anonymous No.]

おめでとう！

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432706
-tips birthday fedora-
captcha igayiel drawback

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432678
We should call it mid-mid-life syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432589
fuck you faggot
go cry a river

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432717
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter-life_crisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432737
b-but anon i

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you have fun today, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432748
gtfo to >>>/r9k/
we don't fuck with beta weeblords here

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432756
1v1 me you fucking faggot, pic related it's me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432757
You're a schoolboy?
Such a dumbfuck autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432757
go away underaged

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432770
>>11432775
Are those people actually youths?

I can never tell with Asians.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432770
fuck you nigga

[Anonymous No.]

Happy birthday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432606
>i remember having a 2hu themed birthday party last year with only my mom and my sister
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432812
Tell us more about that.

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[Anonymous No.]

tfw 26 next week

[Anonymous No.]

tfw 20 in a few months
won't be /teenbro/ anymore ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>all this drama about being 24.
Son, just wait before you hit your 33s like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432812
next year invite all of us!

[Anonymous No.]

Yotsuba gods please hear my sagely prayer:

Is this the NEET thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432994
I'm a uni student m9

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432812
pics or never happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432589
congrats man!

[Anonymous No.]

My dog of 13 years died on my birthday this year. I think mine was worse than yours.

I would have rather been alone than to deal with that ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432589
My birthday was about a week ago, but I didn't post about it on /jp/. Happy birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>11432589
mine is tomorrow and I have the same problem as you op. I might go to the store and buy a cake or something since I cant bake. And eat it alone..

[Anonymous No.]

>>11433039
Bake it yourself. Just follow a recipe exactly, and I'm sure you'll do fine! The satisfaction from making something yourself is really nice!

[Anonymous No.]

Jan........

[Anonymous No.]

............u r a heartless monster.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet it was something like this that caused Kevin to kill himself.

[Saten meta whiner No.]

happy birthday!

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[Anonymous No.]

Happy bday anon-san ;_;
>>11433041,4
:O

[Anonymous No.]

lmao, why would a 24 year old still be on /jp/?