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Anonymous Sun Sep 22 08:11:10 2013 No.11443117 [Reply] [Original]

So I ask the three tengus if they've ever had any experience with the opposite sex, and I get these reactions:

>Momiji: Well first off, I haven't even found my ideal partner, so...

>Aya: I...I don't have any... Is that so bad!? *sniff*

>Hatate: O-Of course I have! Uhh, umm... I've had my way with 500 guys!

I don't know why you guys that have been calling Aya a slut throughout these years. It seems to me that Hatate is the REAL crowslut. She's the one that has fucked hundreds of men!

Momiji has always been pure though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 08:12:53 2013 No.11443118 What about when Momiji is in heat?

>>	greek chorus Sun Sep 22 08:13:54 2013 No.11443122 lol check out that dramatic irony

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 08:14:38 2013 No.11443127 >>11443122 lol check out dat passive-aggressive posting style!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 08:47:55 2013 No.11443179 I'd love to have my way 500 times with hatate.

NiggardlyNigger !xi8/JKFwzo Sun Sep 22 08:50:55 2013 No.11443184 [DELETED]

I've always felt like I want to fuck the Earth. I want to fuck everything in the real world and in imaginary worlds at the same time. Seeing how I was born on this planet and learned everything here, it would probably make the most sense to take a very large amount of drugs, get naked, and start fucking the Earth in order to fulfill my wish. Peace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 08:52:57 2013 No.11443185 >>11443184 dig hole stick dick in hole you are now fucking the earth

>>	NiggardlyNigger !xi8/JKFwzo Sun Sep 22 08:54:12 2013 No.11443187 >>11443185 I knew how to do it already, I was just sharing this desire of mine with all of you. Peace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 08:59:43 2013 No.11443200 Yeah, sure. Tengu always tell the truth, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 09:01:58 2013 No.11443203 >>11443200 Well, Hatate IS the more ethical reporter compared to Aya, so...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 09:04:13 2013 No.11443208 All of them are clearly innocent virgins, just look at those blushing faces and expressions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 09:20:00 2013 No.11443225 Fucking tengu scum, I bet the number of STDs they carry around is in the millions!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 09:22:10 2013 No.11443227 Why is Taters so slutty?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 09:29:17 2013 No.11443232 She's lying because she's embarassed of being a virgin, dork.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 09:31:47 2013 No.11443237 File: 40 KB, 453x576, lies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11443232 But lying is wrong!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 09:44:02 2013 No.11443260 That artist draws some pretty nice pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 10:02:02 2013 No.11443292 >>11443117 I just realized how rare it is for someone to post a non-troll translation on /jp/. >>11443203 How so? At least Aya gets her own scoops. >>11443208 Also, this.

Anonymous Sun Sep 22 10:32:48 2013 No.11443345

>>11443292
>How so? At least Aya gets her own scoops.
See her DS conversation with Aya
Hatate treats her readers as human beings while Aya treats them as dumb sheep

>A: Hm hm, what's with this picture?
>A: A pure white picture where the subject is hidden by the danmaku...
>A: That's a lot of pictures where you can't make anything out of.
>A: まあ, I can always make up the content as much as I want.

[...]

>H: Your newspaper's subjects are well and good, but the actual content is horrible!
>H: I'll write more interesting articles for the newspaper convention than that and win!
>A: Eh, you mean you're gonna steal my subjects? I can't allow that! Go find other youkai!
>H: The territory for newspapers should be free for all from the start.

[...]

>H: A reporter's talent isn't just to move around.
>H: To create a good interview you need articles of repeated revisions!
>A: Things like an article's content is nothing before the incident's quality.
>A: The truth is that an incident that really catches interests can satisfy 90% of the people by just showing a picture!
>H: Then there's no point in writing articles, is there?!
>A: If there's a point in writing articles, that is to fill up words. The number of words is a parameter that show the incident's scope.

[...]

>H: An article that suits the picture can catch the reader's interest and bring out the picture's charm even more.
>A: You're still green.
>A: How many words do you think humans read?
>A: For those humans who say they work seriously everyday and would be satisfied by a little entertainment,
>A: and those humans who scan the headlines and pictures and feel like they know everything about the world,
>A: they won't have the leisure to read the contents of the article and understand its essence.

Anonymous Sun Sep 22 11:17:53 2013 No.11443435

>>11443345
That's some... interesting English there.

What it really does tell is that Aya is a professional that knows her audience. Hatate clearly has no clue. Newspapers aren't novels, and I couldn't agree more that a great picture + informative title is the essence of a good article.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 11:46:09 2013 No.11443489 File: 94 KB, 526x590, 1377956797459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11443117 nice projecting, sakuslut everyone knows Hatate is too busy cutting herself alone in her room

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 11:48:29 2013 No.11443493 File: 404 KB, 1000x977, db658628983ffc548c057cc903f90c60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11443227 don't talk about taters like that please she is the best tango

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 13:20:44 2013 No.11443620 >translating from left to right

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 13:24:29 2013 No.11443621 >>11443493 Taters' cute little feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 22 13:26:15 2013 No.11443627 Hatate is clearly lying to sound more mature. >>11443292 What? I post translations from danbooru all the time.

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:45:51 2013 No.11447999

>>11443435
Aya's line of reasoning goes beyond taking a rational approach and goes straight into News of the World territory. She's Murdoch in the body of a magical crow girl. Also, she says at the very top of that translation that she makes shit up, which is a big journalistic no-no

I don't deny that Aya is the best reporter of the two. She is. But she isn't the most ethical. Hatate may be naive but when it comes to principles she is the better journalist

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:46:05 2013 No.11448001 >>11447999 I hope having principles is more useful in Gensokyo than it is out here because out here it doesn't count for shit.

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:50:08 2013 No.11448015

Who is the worst tengu and why is it Aya?

If we are talking about purity, it's obviously Momi. She's a stoic warrior and contrary to popular belief does not "go into heat".

Her reproductive system is human. She bleeds monthly but is very careful to cover to the odor as it would hinder her stealthy movements.

Why don't you play some Japanese Chess with the purest white wolf tengu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:51:08 2013 No.11448016 File: 78 KB, 637x431, asseenonreddit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Complain about the stupid meme spewing userbase out there, yet use memes like le glutton yuyuko, le slut sanae or le emo hatate. Nice hypocrisy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:52:08 2013 No.11448020 >>11448001 watch it bud. you nearly cut me with those edges of yours

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:52:08 2013 No.11448022 >>11448001 The only thing useful ins Gensokyo is your danmaku.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:55:08 2013 No.11448033 Hatata is a pure girl! She's just lying so you don't make fun of her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 21:58:08 2013 No.11448045 >>11447999 I just want the two of them to team up already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 24 22:21:51 2013 No.11451616 >>11448016 >he thinks glutton yuyuko isn't canon top kek plen

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 11:20:12 2013 No.11456457 >>11443117 >thinking fan pictures are canon How secondary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 11:26:58 2013 No.11456461 >>11456457 >bumping this thread yet again heres my response just for you~

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 11:27:43 2013 No.11456462 >>11456461 >being anal about something this trivial Go home crossie

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 11:38:47 2013 No.11456474 >>11456462 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 11:40:58 2013 No.11456480 >>11456474 >doesn't know how greentext work or what it's designed for Secondary isn't strong enough for you. You're a tertiary now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 11:43:29 2013 No.11456483 >>11456480 why are you so upset? should we just leave you to respond to yourself in peace?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 11:44:58 2013 No.11456489 >>11456483 >>11456480 >>11456474 >>11456462 >>11456461 >>11456457 Samefag. How pathetic, OP is bumping his own thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 12:02:31 2013 No.11456519 >>11443127 > passive-aggressive lol check out this butthurt waeaboo!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:58:07 2013 No.11456790 >>11456457 >>11456461 >>11456462 >>11456474 >>11456480 >>11456483 >>11456519

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:18:54 2013 No.11456831 File: 170 KB, 2000x2000, 1340450312076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11448015 Do you think she would teach me how?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 27 07:53:05 2013 No.11459788 File: 294 KB, 1024x1024, Hatate_Himekaidou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So yeah, if you like Hatate, she's in that fangame.

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