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>/jp/

Why is /jp/ SO LEWD?

>> No.11612846

A girl once asked me to dress in her clothes.

She said I looked stupid and not to do it again even though she was the once who asked me to.

>> No.11612852

I was once told that, based on my domestic skills, I would make a great wife someday.

I am a man.

I have never had a stronger erection than I had that day.

>> No.11612863

>>11612852
>I am a man.

OMG REALLY ON THE INTERNET/?!?!?!?!??!/1/1/1?!??!??!/1/1/

>> No.11612866

I can't help it, Asuka is too cute!

>> No.11612870

because were all fucking weirdos here so we dont really give a shit abotu being embarrassed

>> No.11612873

>>11612852
https://mega.co.nz/#!vF1hkA5Q!MDbA4Q0FtSuIwOeSgOu5qU-QL9c4rsDrt3xRacMBH6o

I think this makes me.... super wet

>> No.11612883

>>11612846
>A girl once asked me to dress in her clothes.

I wish a girl wanted to dress me up in her cute outfits...

>> No.11612885

I am a girl, but I wish I was a boy.

My ultimate fetish is boys who dress and pass as girls. But those kind of people always want to be with men and not girls... Always, no matter what they say.

I'm as close to lonely as a female can be.

/jp/ is lewd because lonely humans are lewd. Lonliness is /jp/.

>> No.11612887

>>11612885
I'm going to marry you!

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>>11612883
me too

actually my ten desires is to be a good cute mom in japan and working as a scientist/engineer in japan

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>>11612885
can we have kids?

>> No.11612938

>>11612926
Only if I'm the father and you're the mother. Which is impossible with today's science.

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>feel when janishit protects Sparky's ban evading posts for the past week and then he turns around and shits all over /jp/

Stay owned Janishit.

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>>11612938
>Only if I'm the father and you're the mother.


I love you!!!! <3

http://4ch.mooo.com/cgiirc/

come see me!

>> No.11613062

>>11612885
wich 2hu wud u fug as a girl?
wich 2hu wud u fug as a boy?

>> No.11613077

>>11613062
yuugi
shinki

>> No.11613097

>>11613062
Kanako for both.

>> No.11613097,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11612964
haha

>> No.11613097,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11612964
I think I could give Sparky a break for a bit if this was true

>> No.11613112
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>>11613097
lewd!

>> No.11613112,1 [INTERNAL] 

Someone please post the kickstarter with him in this thread.

Please.

>> No.11613112,2 [INTERNAL] 

sparky is the janitor. Are you really that slow?

>> No.11613112,3 [INTERNAL] 

Or I'll post it if you give me the image.

>> No.11613112,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613112,2
It appears like that, but theres no way thats true.

>> No.11613121

I have repressed sexual urges because my mom doesn't lets me masturbate.

>> No.11613121,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613112,4
The janitor thinks it's okay to shitpost if it's not intentionally.

>> No.11613139

Get the fuck out Sparky.

>> No.11613144

>>11613139
Be more respectful.
The poster know as "sparky" was mugged and stabbed. She was a brilliant contributor to this board.

>> No.11613144,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613144
Ummm... >>11612964 that is not a "she."

>> No.11613156

>>11613144
Ummm... >>11612964 that is not a "she."

>> No.11613156,1 [INTERNAL] 

>sizgay's face when Sparky will always be more popular and well liked by everyone

>> No.11613156,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613156
Thanks dude.

>> No.11613156,3 [INTERNAL] 

Someone should invite Sparky back to /ota/.

>> No.11613156,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613156,1
Being less likable than sparky is an incredible feat but somehow people still manage to do it.

>> No.11613168

>>11613112
Please come back to /ota/, we miss you.

You were only bullied there because warosu shitposters started posting there but they're gone now.

>> No.11613172

>>11612938
Why are you so hung up on who gives the sperm and who gives birth? You can take up the role of a father, and let he take up the role of a mother on the kid's life.

Isn't that good enough?

>> No.11613172,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613168
lmaaaaaaaaaooooooo

>> No.11613175

>>11613172
Have you ever played The Sims? It's just fun making a baby from two people and seeing how it turns out. That gimmick is 80% of the joy of having a baby.

>> No.11613178

>>11613156
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

>> No.11613178,1 [INTERNAL] 

<siztra> cool thread on /jp/, sparky4.
<sparky4> siztra: wwww
<siztra> you should come back to /ota/, sparky.

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>>11612839

>> No.11613183,1 [INTERNAL] 

<siztra> *starts sucking your dick*
<sparky4> oh yeah drink my tranny cum you little faglord
<siztra> *gulps down your AIDS infested homo load* Gochisousama~

>> No.11613183,2 [INTERNAL] 

The gay was slain.

>> No.11613183,3 [INTERNAL] 

Sparky-san is a nice boy. I hope he visits so I can blast him with a ban phaser set to kill as an act of mercy. (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

>> No.11613183,4 [INTERNAL] 

<siztra> /ota/ says they miss you
<sparky4> !!!!
<siztra> you were only bullied because warosu posters were posting there being mean.
<siztra> and you're no longer banned you should post there again
<sparky4> !!!!
<siztra> there was a lot of posters that liked you, why'd you leave?
<siztra> they're probably sad
<sparky4> ;_;
<sparky4> iull be back
<sparky4> test time
<siztra> test time?

>> No.11613183,5 [INTERNAL] 


http://ota-ch.com/jp/res/32346.html

Look at this fucking faggot degeneracy.

I feel like I have to go get bloodwork done after visiting that ste to make sure I'm not infected with the gay plague.

>> No.11613183,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,5
You know shitposter-san, if you want people to believe the anti-gay thing next time I would recommend not posting penises. Someone might think you went out of your way to save them. (*´∀`*)

>> No.11613183,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,6
That logic is flawed /gay/min*.

*TL note: /gay/min means you're the administrator of all things gay

>> No.11613183,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,4
LMAO is Sizgay actually having a conversation with that tranny?

>> No.11613183,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,8
I'm trying to be nice so he'll post on /ota/ again.
I've been bored lately.

>> No.11613183,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,7
I didn't draw any conclusions in that post, penis-poster-kun. I only gave you some tips. (。≖ˇ∀ˇ≖。)

>> No.11613183,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,5
get in here w-bros, comedy gold

>> No.11613183,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,9
>I've been bored lately.
more like you've been gay all your life LOL

>> No.11613183,13 [INTERNAL] 

SUBHUMAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED, REV UP THOSE SPARKY.JPGS

>> No.11613183,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,13
The file name format doesn't match up with his typical ones.

>> No.11613183,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,14
You're observant! I like you, I'll ban you last.. (‘∀’●)♡

>> No.11613183,16 [INTERNAL] 

/ota/2.0 is garbage. When will ot/a/min give in and just close the place??

>> No.11613183,17 [INTERNAL] 

can I hav that fake kickstarter image pls

>> No.11613183,18 [INTERNAL] 

I got banned from /ota/ again for no reason!

>> No.11613183,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,15
Kill yourself.

>> No.11613183,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,16
Thanks for helping keep it alive! Things always get a bit more active after you guys come to play. (。・ω・。)

>> No.11613183,21 [INTERNAL] 

everyone > hitler > reddit > communism > pol pot > the devil > kim jong-un > putin > * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sizgay

is anyone hated more than sizshite? does he fit in anywhere except foolz???

>> No.11613183,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,21
If Tokiko were still around I'd hate him more.

>> No.11613183,23 [INTERNAL] 

http://puu.sh/5fNy8.png

How is this a valid ban reason again? All I did was post http://ota-ch.com/jp/res/32346.html#32461

>> No.11613183,24 [INTERNAL] 

dfhahad

>> No.11613183,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,23
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ot/a/min you just gained my respect.

>> No.11613183,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,23
Proof ota2.0 isn't worth posting on.

>> No.11613183,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,25
If I banned everyone I disliked on a site then it would be empty.

>> No.11613183,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,23
>>11613183,26
You know Siztra, this was cute but I can just ask warosuko to ID you. (⌒_⌒;)

>> No.11613183,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,28

Is this guy legit the otamin or am I being rused again

>> No.11613183,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,28
>mfw when when "Siztra, Anonymous 2 minutes ago"
>that tfw when sizgay caught out

>> No.11613183,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,9
Maybe a call to your ISP to get your IP changed will make your evening a bit more lively? ✧(ᅌᴗᅌ* )

>> No.11613183,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,31
I have a dynamic IP.

>> No.11613183,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,32
Sure you do! It's alright, I'm too nice to do something like that. ~(˘▾˘~)

>> No.11613183,34 [INTERNAL] 

But don't try me. (。・ω・。)

>> No.11613183,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,34
hey otaman how many applications did you get for the genuis thing

>> No.11613183,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,34
*tries u*

Seriously though, I'm currently planning a DDoS attack on /ota/ that will take place before December. It's going to be really funny.

>> No.11613183,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,35
Enough that I didn't have to let Saya in on it! (⌒▽⌒ゞ

>>11613183,36
Cloudflare's business plan is only $200 a month. ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

>> No.11613183,38 [INTERNAL] 

Saya KILLA

>> No.11613183,39 [INTERNAL] 

http://ota-ch.com/jp/res/32346.html#32480

LOL

>> No.11613183,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,39
Well he does own the website what did you expect?

>> No.11613183,41 [INTERNAL] 

http://ota-ch.com/jp/res/32346.html#32483

ALL THE QUEERS ARE BACK LOLOLOLOL

>> No.11613183,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,41
LMAOOOOOOO post them dicks

>> No.11613183,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,23
Wow. This is the biggest ownage Sizzle has revived to this day.
Might as well stop using this trip. There's no way I can top that.

>> No.11613183,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,43
*received
Holy HELL this spell checker is useless!

>> No.11613183,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,43
That wasn't even the real ban reason but thanks for finally admitting you're not me.

>> No.11613183,46 [INTERNAL] 

btw the trip I'm using is #LMAO
Now everyone can pretend to be Sizgay and own him into the stratosphere.

>> No.11613183,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,46
Were you also Warosu Army#LMAO?

>> No.11613183,48 [INTERNAL] 

Does this nerd actually think I'd respond to him? LOL

>> No.11613183,49 [INTERNAL] 

Wow...

>> No.11613183,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,41
I can't believe those faggots are back.

WAROSUARMY, DO NOT GO TO OTA-CHANEL, LET SAYA AND SPARKY SHIT THE SITE.

>> No.11613183,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,47
Actually that was me.

>> No.11613183,52 [INTERNAL] 

I have finally brought /ota/ back to its original state! Ureshii.. (●⌒∇⌒●)

>> No.11613183,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,52
hardly and you never will

why did original otamin quit? it could have been brilliant

>> No.11613183,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,53
The front page has ZUN!bar, Sparky and Saya again. That's basically /ota/1.0 in a nutshell! If it feels different, it's you and not the board. (︶ω︶)

>> No.11613183,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,53
He gave up when he saw all the threads were mostly garbage. He tried to block the tripcodes but tripfags spammed his e-mail account.

>> No.11613183,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,55
That's not what happened at all, shitposter-san.. (*~▽~)

>> No.11613183,57 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,53
do you actually believe that's the /ota/min? LMAO
btw the old admin gave up because his site got raided and spammed to hell and back so he had to shut it down and kill himself
RIP in piss loser

>> No.11613183,58 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,52
>>11613183,56
Man Trevor I'm sure loving your faggot side.

>> No.11613183,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,58
I'm not sure I'm going to conclude that its Trevshit yet, but its definitely just some nerd trying to get a rise out people.

>> No.11613183,60 [INTERNAL] 

You guys are so silly.. Why would anyone impersonate me? (●´ω`●)ゞ

>> No.11613183,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,60
Shut up Trevor

>> No.11613183,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,61
Mou.. Flattery will get you nowhere! ♥~(‘▽^人)

>> No.11613183,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,61
i don't think it's trevor. trevor doesn't have enough lucidity and self-control to make a persona like this. if it's trevor then he has severe mpd to the point he doesn't even realize it.

>> No.11613183,64 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,63
He's just some bipolar turbonerd, if you start saying more interesting things like multiple personality disorder he might get carried away.

>> No.11613183,65 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,64
like you said, he's like bipolar almost. people who are bipolar are organic and don't have enough self-control to make a sterile persona.

every persona trevor makes is organic and has wide swings of emotions. that's why he always acts tsundere/sarcastic as a female or obstinate/ironic as a male.

>> No.11613183,66 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,65
Oh I wasn't refuting the fact that he has no self-control just that if you say he has mpd it'll probably only add to his ridiculous ego. And he isn't just almost bipolar, he's said he is in the past.

>> No.11613183,67 [INTERNAL] 

>>11613183,66
i'm not giving him labels. just saying it seems that way. if he's actually bipolar then that makes me believe /ota/min is him less.

when does he ever make kind posts? even if he's in a mania that seems too disconnected from his past behavior.

do you think trevor ever makes helpful posts to people anywhere out of kindness?

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