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11967989 No.11967989 [Reply] [Original]

Upgraded your Yuka

>> No.11967992

my old hardware isnt suited for this new upgrade

>> No.11967993
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>>11967989
You can't upgrade what's already perfect.

>> No.11968033

It looks pretty, are there any new features that come with this edition?

>> No.11968036
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>>11967989
I downgraded Yuuka!

>> No.11968039
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Sakuya upgrade in progress.

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>>11968036

>> No.11968044

Yuuka would have the good sense to wear undergarments that fit her properly, that's an impostor.

>> No.11968047

Upgraded your Yuka

>> No.11968048

>>11968044
What if they did fit her properly until just then?

>> No.11968060
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>>11968047

>> No.11968074

>>11968060
wriggle get out of yuka's clothes

>> No.11968081

>>11968048

Yuuka can't change her size on a whim, that's Suika and Whatevermaru's bag.

>> No.11968096

Yuuka is a lady with a vagina!

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>>11968096

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>>11968096
Wh-what? Girls don't have vaginas! That's gross!

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>>11968125
That's why Yuuka is a lady, not a girl.

>> No.11968137
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I want sleepy Yuuka, not muscle Yuuka.

>> No.11968145

>>11968039
That seems more like something out of Dead Space, you know those tumorous creatures.

>> No.11968160

>>11967989
Fat Yuuka!

>> No.11968164

>>11968125
Why are vaginas gross? I think they're actually quite pleasing to look at, and must feel exceptionally warm around your penis.

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>>11968160
You called?

>> No.11968170 [DELETED] 

>>11968164
Nah, they look gross. I'd rather suck on a penis

>> No.11968178

>>11968168
More plump Yuuka please!

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>>11968137
Me too.

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>>11968168
Her head is too small compared to her chub.

>>11968178

>> No.11968184

>>11968170
That's because you're actually gay.

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>>11968183
It's not like I put much thought behind my choice of image.
I just picked the first thing I found.

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>>11968178

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>>11968187
>>11968183

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>>11968185
I was criticizing the artist, not you. No worries.

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>>11968137

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I want to tease her.

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>> No.11968272

>>11968164
Yuuka's vagina is really gooey and cozy. Very cute!

>> No.11968274

>>11968272
Is it fertile? Can I plant my seeds in?

>> No.11968278

>>11968274
Just make sure to take care of the seedlings!

>> No.11968288

>>11968187
This set got uploaded?

>> No.11968293
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>>11968288
Quite a while ago.
This one recently came out.

>> No.11968300

>>11968288
>>11968293
Link?

>> No.11968308

>>11968300
It's called google reverse image search. I found it in under a minute. If you really must, though...
http://www.hk-pub.com/forum/thread-3926338-1-3.html

>> No.11968331

>>11967989
Mom, it's been a month since you last showered. Please go take one, you smell awful.

>> No.11968330

>>11968308
Thank you. I'm so lazy.

>> No.11968334

>>11968331
I like when she stinks! I encourage Yuuka to not shower for another 5 months!

>> No.11968335

>>11968331
I want to marry your mom, dude.

>> No.11968340

>>11968331
>>11968331
I want your mom to beat and rape me.

Also >/jp/
>telling others to shower

>> No.11968346

>>11968334
But then a single whiff of her pits would knock you unconscious! And her feet would put you in boner induced coma!

>> No.11968370

>>11968193
Flabby smelly mother

>> No.11968371

>>11968346
>boner induced coma!

Is such a thing even possible?

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Yuuka is fit to bear many children!

>> No.11968393

>>11968371
When all the blood leaves your brain and moves to your weiner in the presence of milfsky particles, it can lead to high impact cerebral hematoma which can lead to a coma.

>> No.11968404

>>11968346
No, silly, you would gradually get used to her stink as she continues to not bathe. Eventually the odor would be absolutely repulsive, but completely bearable, and entirely arousing!

>> No.11968419

>>11968404
>>11968334
I also would like her to not shave any of her body hair! She should have the thickest bush, the most hair covered legs, and the hairiest armpits! I want the hair on her head to be very greasy, as well.

>> No.11968425

>>11968404
>>11968419
I'm getting turned on

>> No.11968432

>>11968425
Me too. Nothing hotter than deliciously unkempt moms.

>> No.11968483

>>11968164
One of my guilty pleasures is looking used up and busted vaginas with really big meat courtains using google incognito. then I imagine that a woman is "forcing" me to lick it.

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Pet the pussy

>> No.11968817

>>11968425
>>11968432
Oh, I'm glad you like it. If after 6 months of not showering isn't enough, I would extend it to a year. I can only imagine what she would smell like after a year of not showering. And how long her hair would be, oh goodness. Her armpit hair would be visible without her even raising her arms, bush that goes onto her thighs... And the super greasiness of her green hair!

>> No.11968849

>>11968817
what about her skin and her bedsheets?

>> No.11968866

>>11968849
Skin would be very oily, and start to brown with lots of dirt. This would show clearly on her sheets, leaving a brown imprint. It would be possible to take it farther, asking her to sleep in the same sheets the whole time. Those would absolutely reek, and I can't help but admit my arousal when I think of lying in bed with Yuuka, and lifting up the covers, and putting my head down the covers, as the putrid, warm smell flies into my face. It would be absolutely heavenly.

>> No.11968883

>>11968866
Thanks, made me cum.

>> No.11968917

>>11967989
>Upgraded
いいえ結構です

>> No.11969112

Yuuka's
Fertile
Womb

>> No.11969382

>>11969112
If you cum within 20 feet of Yuuka, she will get pregnant. If you cum inside her, it's guaranteed octuplets.

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You nerds are gross. Yuuka is a classy lady that needs to be respected and treated nicely.

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Yuuka
Is
Fecund!!

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Yuuka is in heat!

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Yuuka is changing so GET OUT!!

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>>11969593
I do what I want.

>> No.11976113

Yuu Yuu Yuuka

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>>11969629
Then so will she.

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>>11969593
Yuuka's soft butt!

>> No.11976181 [DELETED] 

>>11976174
nsfw, NSFW!!!!!!!

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>>11976174

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I love Yuuka's jugs

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youkai moe

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I've got a thing for undressing touhous

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Whenever I think about Yuuka my heart speeds up and my head feels funny. Am I ill?

>> No.11976435 [DELETED] 

>>11976174
NSFW

>> No.11976506
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>>11976420
It's called being in love!

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>>11976263
The best.

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>>11976420

If the people in white say anything, tell them to come for me, too.

>> No.11977020

>>11968185
Embarrassed Yuuka is so cute. I want to hug her and stroke her head, then lightly kiss on her forehead.

>> No.11977061

I want Yuuka to make fun of my small penis then make me prematurely ejaculate with just her thumb and first finger!

>> No.11977065

>>11977061
>first finger

What the fuck

>> No.11977070
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Yuuka + Rin = Yukarin?

>> No.11977105

>>11977065
First finger next to the thumb? pointer finger?

>> No.11977110

>>11977070

She's fine as long as she brings back murderpresents everyday.

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>>11977020
She is truly youkai moe.

>> No.11979364
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The most beautiful.

>> No.11984720

Yuuka is STINKY. I am going to smell her after she does a year of not bathing!

>> No.11985353

>>11984720
Wriggle pls go.

>> No.11985366
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>>11984720
Smelly, sweaty drunk Yuuka...

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>>11985366
I want to bury my face in that cleavage.

>> No.11985466 [DELETED] 

>>11976181
>>11976435
>NSFW
>W
>/jp/
>who am I le meme quoting?

>> No.11985472
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>>11985465
We all do, friend.

>> No.11985513

I want to bury my face in this after she's had a very long walk on a hot day

>> No.11985618

I want to use Yuukarin's butt as a pillow.

>> No.11985660
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>>11985618
Huge, soft, and warm

>> No.11985690

>>11985660
Puffy vulva!

>> No.11985925

>>11968883
>>11968866
you guys had gay sex

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I want to go for a walk with Yuuka. Maybe we could even hold hands!

>> No.11988477

I hate you guys for posting about her smell and armpit hair and all that. I was at the mall yesterday reading it and got a boner.

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Yuuka is bullying Alice!

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Yuuka sweats rather easily. She even gets sweaty and odorous when she's just nervous.
Or when aroused.

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Why is Yuuka so perfect?

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Yuuka doesn't smell, you nerds.

>> No.11988716

>>11988512

Why is it so much fun to watch Alice get abused by Yuuka?

>> No.11988726

I want to impregnate Yuuka!

>> No.11988735

>>11988703
Hello ninja Yuuka.

>> No.11988885

>>11988735

Knife moe~

>> No.11988924

>>11967989
you ruined it

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>>11988924
Don't call Yuuka an "it".

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>>11988960
I do what I please.

>> No.11988981

>>11988518
Yuuka is a smelly lady, but I don't mind.

>> No.11988998

>>11988707
She does, but of flowers.

What? You live in a flower field for years on end and you will smell like it too.

>> No.11989006

>>11988998
You know what kind of "smell" I was talking about.

>> No.11989020

>>11989006
You mean like a stinky lewd sweaty smell? Because Yuuka does smell like that.

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>>11989020
So this must be what a Wriggle fan feels like.

>> No.11989089

>>11989043
I meant that as a compliment! I think it's great that Yuuka is smelly, and gets flustered by her own disgusting BO.

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>>11989043
DO. NOT. BULLY.

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>>11988518

>> No.11989136

>>11989123
What's the matter, anon?

>> No.11989622

>You will never lick an unwashed for 1 year yuuka armpit

>> No.11989640

>>11989622
Why am I even alive?

>> No.11989675

>>11989640
Because we need to build our portal to gensokyo so we can lick unwashed armpits!

>> No.11989678

>>11989622

What does it smell like?

>> No.11989707

>>11989678
Nothing

She's naturally very hygienic so she doesn't need to wash

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>> No.11992461

>>11990192
Yuuka has fat thighs!

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I thought Yuuka was a classy and refined lady. Why are people lewding her up?

>> No.11992503

>>11992461
I really like it when a girl has smelly, fragrant fat thighs. They let you know that she has been made just for breeding.

>> No.11992829

>>11992486
Because she's a classy and refined lady.

>> No.11992857
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Megane Yuuka

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>>11992486
A classy and refined lady with smelly, hairy armpits is extremely lewd.
The juxtaposition between the two only adds to the appeal.

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>>11992461
Yuuka's thighs....

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>>11992998

>> No.11999301

>>11992998
are probably really sweaty and gross

>> No.11999304

>>11999301
Please stop trying to force this "gross Yuuka" thing.

>> No.11999305

>>11999304
Please stop trying to force me to stop forcing this "gross Yuuka" thing.

>> No.11999307

>>11999304
Don't mind him. He's acting edgy here but deep inside he probably just wants to lick all over such a "gross Yuuka".

Or actually, maybe he's forcing this onto us, hoping that we'll stop loving Yuuka so that he can have her all by himself?

>> No.12005440

Yuuka, please let me lick your dirty body after months of not bathing...

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>>11999307
>hoping that we'll stop loving Yuuka
He's not doing a very good job then.
The various scents of an olid Yuuka only enamors me all the more.

>> No.12012513

>>12005440
What if she has never bathed

EVER

>> No.12012719

>>12012513
I wouldn't even know what to say if that was the case

>> No.12020210

why

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Wow this thread is still alive.

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>>12020213
She gets an A for effort, at least.

>> No.12020687

>>11967989
>Upgraded
>adding a shit ton of bloatware
Fuck you HP.

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>>12020696
>>12020694
>>12020692
>>12020690
I can get behind this upgrade.

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