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12155885 No.12155885 [Reply] [Original]

Can I eat you?

>> No.12155885,1 [INTERNAL] 

Please do.

>> No.12155885,2 [INTERNAL] 

i saw that girl at the grocery store today she was at the self checkout so i went to a normal checkout lane and then when i was leaving i saw her talking with a coworker and she had a really big smile on her face and she looked cute

its time to cut my hairs

>> No.12155898

It's been a while

>> No.12155901

>>12155885
Sure, but let me go get some McDonalds first.

>> No.12155898,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12155885,2
which girl?

>> No.12155901,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12155898,1
the lanky flatchested girl who works at the store and wears bows in her hair and wears long skirts

>> No.12155901,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12155901,1
oh, the imaginary one. Good luck, dude

>> No.12155901,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12155901,2
god damnit she is not imaginary

>> No.12155901,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12155901,3
Yeah, yeah. She's real to you.

>> No.12155929

No
You may sniff and lick though.

>> No.12155938
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>>12155885

>> No.12155938,1 [INTERNAL] 

eat me

>> No.12155938,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12155885,2
does she want to eat you?

>> No.12155972
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12155972

It'd have to be rumia or yamame. Someone else just wouldn't do.

>> No.12155996

Uh, well, how much do you want to eat? Are we talking eating a fingernail or a whole finger?

>> No.12156024
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>>12155885
On one condition. *Slides her the gun*

>> No.12156058

I can not understand how you get stimulated by the feel of getting your flesh and bones chewed and crushed, even if it's graciously by the small cute teeth of Yuuka.

Analogously IRL it would be like getting a hardon in a car crash in one of those anime customized cars as you get impaled by metal and your innards splattered.

>> No.12156076

>>12156058
It's the only option they have to be inside of her.
At least you'll be teased until the end.

>> No.12156090

>>12156058
There's nothing sexual here. It's just a cute green girl threatening to devour you :)

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>>12156024
{picks up gun and fires at anon} Well that was quick.

>> No.12156149

>>12156090
Leeeeeet's make like you didnt say that.

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>>12155885

Only if I get to eat you first.

>> No.12157991

>>12155885
That's Rumia's line.

>> No.12160127

>>12155885
Short version: no.
Long version: no.

>> No.12160304

>>12155885
Yes, yes please, help yourself.

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