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Look at this lardass. Please do not post patchouli (more like fatchouli) pictures. Thanks.

>> No.12249237
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I swear to god, don't do it.

>> No.12249238
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wakarimashita, dude!

>> No.12249284
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>>12249223
>>12249237
Okay.

>> No.12249478

>>12249238
N_____ is a m________

>> No.12254773
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pocket patchy

>> No.12254813

>>12249223
Patchouli isn't fat, she is rail thin and frail to be precise, she gets no sunlight and barely eats.

She is the stereotypical frail mage in an RPG, either that or she's a lich.

>> No.12254830

>>12254813
Stop describing me

>> No.12255236

>>12254830
what magic spells can you cast, dude

>> No.12255479

>>12255236
I can make parts of my body grow larger when you take off your clothes.

>> No.12255669
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>>12255479
that's not a very cool power dude

>> No.12255681

>>12255236
I can conjure the spirits of the computer with my spells.

>> No.12255724
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Patchouli is skinny, not fat. If she was fat how could she be so かわいい ?

>> No.12255750

>>12255236
Universal Entropy. I have it set to autocast. It will cause the heat death of the universe.

Eventually.

>> No.12256199

So I was watching a show about baby cheetahs on the telly the other day, and one was named Patchouli.
The others were also named after characters from Japanese media, so I know it was one of you fags who submitted that name.
Fess up.

>> No.12258084

>>12249237
11/10 would fug

>> No.12258119
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Would you let patchouli sleep with you? She read a spooky story and is scared.

>> No.12260758
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>>12258119
who wouldn't?

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>>12249223
>>12249237
But having your otchintchin rubbed by such oppai must feel incredibly great.

>> No.12260768

patchy is muscular

>> No.12261312
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>>12258119
That's stupid. Patchy has more power than I do. She could kill any monster she wanted to. I can't do shit. Don't be stupid, Patchy.

>> No.12261399
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Patchy's got a nice ass.

>> No.12261415
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Patty, you're not going to live long with that fat ass. You're gonna get back and knee problems and no one wants to make babies with you.

>> No.12261428
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>>12261312
patchouli is a girl and girls naturally crave for a big strong man to protect them, even if it's just symbolically

it's to be expected for her girl instincts to override the reality of her power as a youkai

>> No.12261465
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>> No.12261482
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>>12261415
>no one wants to make babies with you.
You wouldn't want to impregnate a fatty patty?

>> No.12261485

>>12261482
fat bitches are disgusting

>> No.12261487
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>>12261428
>it's to be expected
y'see there's yer problem, applying common sense to gensokyo

>> No.12261492
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>>12261485
You should work out and let fat bitches in your life anon. You know you want to.

>> No.12261499

>>12261492
this implies that I would let any bitchii into my life

>> No.12261680
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>>12261312
Anon, skelingtons are real and theyre hiding inside you.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=udXYMLsbTj0

>> No.12261725

>>12255236
neverending ward of virginity

>> No.12261860
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>>12261492
Fat girls have no self control and/or poor genetics and are greedy, entitled and uneducated.

Fit girls have a giant ego and are insufferable sluts.

The best kind of girl is the plain one.

>> No.12261893

>>12261860
Wrong. Obesefat girls are disgusting regardless. However chubbyfat and chubby girls are great tier. They try harder.

>> No.12261902
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>>12261893
How simpleminded of you. You don't understand girls at all. You're probably a virg anyway.

>> No.12261911

>>12261902
Says the one posting generalizations on /jp/.

>> No.12261921

>>12261860
But anon patchy is pudgy and look how great she is.

>> No.12261923
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>>12261911
I'm a fat girl and I'll give you a nightmare by showing up in your dreams and eating all the sweets!

>> No.12261929

>>12261428
I'll find a big strong man to sleep with me and patche in bed then. I'll stay quiet if they want to have sex next to me.

>> No.12261950

>>12261923
C-can I use use your tummy as a pillow..?

>> No.12261991
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Please be kind to Patchouli and her big soft belly.

>> No.12262043

>>12261991
Reading books with Patchouli!

>> No.12262364
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>>12260764
>>12261399
>>12261482
>>12261492
>>12261991
Oh my god. There he goes. He's gone and done it now.

>> No.12262528
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>>12261950
Only if you will pay me with sugar, if you know what I mean!

>> No.12262704

>>12262528
I will if you drop an email.

>> No.12262735
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>>12262704

>> No.12262781

>>12262735
Please?

>> No.12262804
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>>12262781

>> No.12262809

>>12256199
...
sorry

>> No.12262875

>>12262528
>>12262735
I should have known girl with a big tummy posting /jp/ would already be taken. You shouldnt be flirting with jaypees.

>> No.12263337
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Which Patchy is the real Patchy?

>> No.12263372
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Want to suck some titty?

>> No.12263429
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>>12262528
m-my special parts aren't an eclair anon

>> No.12263444
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>>12263337
The one with rude witch knockers obviously.

>> No.12263499

>>12263337
Don't make me choose.

>> No.12264007

Moi Sumea

>> No.12264762
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Patchy's butt!

>> No.12264807
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>>12263372
yes

>> No.12264859

>>12264807
Loved that doujin.

>> No.12265144
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>>12264762
badonkadonk

>> No.12265149

where is skinny patchy ?

>> No.12265186
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>>12264807
One of my favorite too.

>Gensokyobolics'™ Patchy Milk® is the most advanced protein supplement on the market!

>"Mookyuu~"

>> No.12265239

>>12265186
>tfw this isn't part of a doujin

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>>12265186

>> No.12265321

>>12265144
Patche has a good butt.

>> No.12265334
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>>12265149
I'm certain you are instead referring to stinky Patchy.

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>>12265321
Indeed.

>> No.12265817

>>12265334
patchy needs a bath!

>> No.12265878
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>>12262528
Going down on a fat girl sounds nice.

>> No.12265907

>>12265878
That butt is nice

>> No.12266054

>>12265186
>you will never make sick gainz by drinking from patchy every day

>> No.12266077
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>>12265186
S-Someone remembered my post!

>> No.12267057
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Patchy's a marine animal

>> No.12268143

How much does patchy weigh?

>> No.12269401
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12269401

wake up see this. wat do?

>> No.12269407

Most of these images are propaganda Alice draws to distance Marisa away from me. I assure, I'm pretty fit in person.

>> No.12269418

>>12269407
>pathchouli

>> No.12269424

>>12269401
Commence snuggles

>> No.12270203
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>> No.12270331

>>12270203
Patchy is going to need a bath after making such a big mess on herself! She'll need me to go with her because she doesnt know how to clean herself!

>> No.12270387

>>12270331
Nah, she'll just read an instructional book instead.

>> No.12270545
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>>12270331
>>12270387

>> No.12270994

>>12265144
Junk in the trunk. I'd post an image, but I only have reposts of reposts of reposts.

>> No.12271007
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12271007

I tried to cut off the empty top half without remaking it from scratch. Didn't really work out.

>> No.12272203

>>12271007
That looks fucking creepy.

>> No.12272483

>>12271007
why is patchouli eating pasghetti haunted

>> No.12275652

>>12272483
I hope she eats lotsa spaghetti! So she can get nice and chubby.

>> No.12278088

>>12275652
but if its haunted spaghetti she might got a tummy ache, or possessed

>> No.12278112

>>12270545
I wanna sneak up on her and scare her so she drops the book in the water. Then she'll cry because it's ruined.

>> No.12278133

>>12278112
She has waterproof books.

>> No.12278239

>>12278112
pls no bully

>> No.12281664 [DELETED] 

patchy bump

>> No.12283957 [DELETED] 

pocket pachy

>> No.12288410

patty fatty 5x4

cannot get thru the bathroom door

>> No.12289835

>>12269407
>Pathchouli
Obviously this is Marisa's idea of a prank, to besmirch my good name.

>> No.12289847

>>12289835
who're you?

>> No.12290180
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Bathing with Patchouli!

>> No.12290810
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>>12263444
Patchouli has huge breasts.

>> No.12290850
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patty is bewitching you to be her sex slave

>> No.12290885

>>12258119

My bed is kinda small

>> No.12291034

>>12290885
Even better.

>> No.12291051

>>12290850
Hell no!
Outta my way, fatty

>> No.12291274
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>>12290850
Patchy doesn't need to bewitch me for that to happen.

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>>12290850
>>12291274
Just seeing Patche's body is enough to turn you into her sex slave.

>> No.12292698

>>12290850
She'll cough and the wrong time and end up doing the reverse. To bad this Patchy looks like shit.

>> No.12294037
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>> No.12294044

>>12294037
PATCHY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>> No.12294046

>>12290180
I want to give Patchy a bath! She'd be very embarrassed because I'm a boy.

>> No.12294049

>>12294044
I think she is swimming

>> No.12297420

pocket
patchy

>> No.12298544

>>12265239
She only gets involved with pigs.

>> No.12299842

>>12292642
patchy has nice breasts

>> No.12301908

>>12292642
I want to use patchouli's titties as a headrest!

>> No.12301912

>>12301908
I want Patchouli to use me as a footrest!

>> No.12303651
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>>12301912
I like the way you think.

>> No.12303788

*pulls out my penis*

I will now fap to patchy

>> No.12307153

patchy

>> No.12307894

>>12303788
please dont fap to my wife

>> No.12307965

>>12307894
Why don't you try spreading polygamy to Gensokyo? If you really want the best for you're waifu, you'd allow her the luxury of having hundreds of men tend to her instead of just one.

>> No.12307984
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>>12307965
With how many people that want a gensokyo girl, if polygamy happened and every man got a touhou, you'd never even be able to see the girl underneath all the cum.

Everyone would think Youkai's were just semen balls that rolled around and sometimes played danmaku.

>> No.12308058

>>12307965
I would kidnap my favorite Touhou before I let hundreds of people have their way with her.

>> No.12311076 [DELETED] 

>>12290850
gross pic dude

>> No.12311082

>>12311076
I like it

>> No.12314018
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>>12261923
Rihoko isn't fat!

>> No.12314038 [DELETED] 

>>12314018

I want to have sex with Rihoko immediately after she eats an entire pizza.

>> No.12314049
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Fatchouli is best

>> No.12314053
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>>12290810
Patchouli has delicious thighs!

>> No.12314085
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>>12314018
She has a lot of "meaty" artwork.

I had forgot about this, now that I found the raspberry gif I'll finally download the series.

>> No.12314107
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>>12314085
Patchy has a lewd navel!

>> No.12317670 [DELETED] 

5x4

>> No.12317717

Would chubby Patchy or skinny Patchy be more ticklish, do you think?

>> No.12321882

>>12317717
Patchy's soft fat and jiggly belly would make her much more ticklish!

>> No.12321915

Patchy a shit. Lower than shit. She is lower than a diarrhea octopus blown out of a homeless Mexicans asshole.

>> No.12322055
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>>12321915
Bad taste.

>> No.12322058 [DELETED] 

>>12322055
Can you remove that background?

>> No.12322070 [DELETED] 

>>12322058
Why do you keep asking that in every thread?

>> No.12322073 [DELETED] 

>>12322070
I want nice transparent images for my phone
p-please dont bully me

>> No.12322075

>>12317717
Fat people are less ticklish. Same amount of nerve endings covering more surface area. Same reason why small breasts are more sensitive than big breasts (and therefore superior)

>> No.12322114

>>12294049
Oh, okay, I was worried.

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>>12298544
>That doujin with her and Yuuka and the pigs

>> No.12328462 [DELETED] 

>>12322073
fuck off cunnysayer

>> No.12328883

>>12249478
Nigger is a Monkey
you asked for this

>> No.12334544 [DELETED] 

nice patty

>> No.12334614

>>12249478
Nitori is a mechanic

>> No.12334640

>>12261680
Speak for yourself, there's no skellington inside me.

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>>12334640
That's what it wants you to believe.

>> No.12339751 [DELETED] 

skeleton

>> No.12344528 [DELETED] 

>>12334711
epic lulz anonymous

>> No.12345776

>>12249223
busty patchy is REAL PATCHY

>> No.12346567

>>12345776
sick and frail patchy is best patchy

>> No.12348508

>>12324202
Why the hell do I know what you're talking about? Excellent work in any case.

>> No.12353861 [DELETED] 

lardass

>> No.12354037

>>12346567
Frail and busty Patchy is best.

>> No.12354294

>>12261428
Patchouli is a youkai and youkai naturally exert their dominance over other creatures. What she really craves is a submissive sissy.

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>> No.12358608

>>12254813
>and barely eats.
says who?

even Remilia said in IaMP that she was gonna turn fat.

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>>12358608
>says who?
Patchouli is a youkai witch. She doesn't need to eat.

>> No.12360022

>>12358608
Stop taking everything so literally.

>> No.12361630

>>12360022
I don't see how that could be taken any other way, she's mentioning her poor lifestyle.

>> No.12362992

patchy

>> No.12363001 [DELETED] 

>>12362992
Patche

>> No.12366392 [DELETED] 

lard

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>> No.12367486

>>12366409
getting swoll with patchy!

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>>12367486
Bulking with Patchy!

>> No.12367678

>>12361630
Of course you don't see. You're an autist.

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>>12367494
Cutting with Patchy!

>> No.12369614

>>12369553
No, don't. I'm trying to lucid dream of her tonight and I don't want her to be a suicidal wreck.
Can youkai even kill themselves?

>> No.12373561 [DELETED] 

padjy

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>>12369553

>> No.12373687

>>12369553
That's not a cutting picture.

>> No.12373703

>>12369553
I think she is masturbating actually!

>> No.12373746

>>12373687
She's cutting the rug.

>> No.12378295 [DELETED] 

padgy

>> No.12382222 [DELETED] 

patty

>> No.12382954
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12382954

>Flatten a watermelon with her weight
Patchy so fatty.

>> No.12382976

>>12382954
Maybe it's actually a watermelon-styled bean bag?

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