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You may choose one. Choose wisely.

>> No.12463154

>>12463147
Patch o fcourse.

>> No.12463156

miko miko

>> No.12463160

>>12463147
i want to fuck all 3

>> No.12463170

Patchy always looks so healthy and hawt. I picture her looking more like Kane from Poltergeist II.

>> No.12463172

Anyone but fatchy.

>> No.12463196

Alice.

>> No.12463208

>>12463147
>disgusting witch ass
>probably get mercury poisoning just by groping them
Gross dude.

>> No.12463217
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Alice, obviously.

>> No.12463223
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>>12463147
Sakuya's

>> No.12463233
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>>12463223

>> No.12463237

>I wholly forbid USING my artworks( Including the REPRODUCTION & MANUFACTURING ) without
PERMISSION / without PROPER CREDIT/SOURSE of INFO.(= my name/Link URL).
>So,IF I FIND the copies of my works like mentioned avobe in any other web site, I shall warn/take LEGAL ACTIONS against the Sites/person involved. Plz caution. -MACO-

wtf

>> No.12463240
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>>12463237
lmao little japanese manchild fuggin deal w/ it

>> No.12463484

Delicious Alice's butt.

>> No.12463533

Patchouli superior.

>> No.12463535

>>12463237
once he post that shit as long as no one profits off of it it's under fair use and it basically public property

what a dumbass

>> No.12463538 [DELETED] 
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I choose her.

>> No.12463586
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>>12463223

>> No.12463590
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>>12463586

>> No.12463628

Patche
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>> No.12463676

I'm not a Touhou nerd but whichever one is on the right has the best ass.

>> No.12463684

>>12463147
>Patshit
>Thief
>Bitch

Nah.

>> No.12463739
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>>12463147
Kuso artist.

>> No.12463756
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>>12463739
Can you really use legal action when it is not your intellectual property? I mean, it is ZUN's.

>> No.12463761
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>>12463147
-The one on the left is full of mercury and arsenic.
-The one in the middle might steal you, but is usually helpful and is the only chance for you to stay alive.
-The right one might be the one preparing food for her mistresses, butchering humans and turning them into pastries and other vampire food. She have so little karma that Shiki Eiki told her that she might never reincarnate.

I will go for Marisa.

>> No.12463763

>>12463756
I think ZUN has given people an implied license to use his characters for things.

>> No.12463767
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>>12463761
Oh wait, The one on the right is Alice. I will stick with Marisa because Alice might be Yandere.

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>>12463761
I really should go play Phantasmagoria.

>> No.12463777
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>>12463763
Well yeah, I know that you are free to make derived works so long as it is not commercial. Anything that is not a fanwork must get ZUN's say so, as seen what happened with that kickstarter crap a few months back.

>> No.12463779
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>>12463147
Going to the mountain spring instead.

>> No.12463783

Asslice

>> No.12463809

I'd go for the patchoulli.

>> No.12463837

I would enslave a Patche.

I would befriend Alice.

And probably troll Marisa.

>> No.12463885

I always found Patchouli to be one of the most sexual touhous.

>> No.12463951

>>12463761
>Confusing Alice and Sakuya
You entry-level cancer.

>> No.12463968
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12463968

fatchy
swing your booty

>> No.12464693

>>12463147
Patchy, she does anal.

>> No.12464779

That Patchy needs more meat on her body.

>> No.12464907
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Alice, with that perfect ass and thighs.

>> No.12464997

>>12463538
Source?

>> No.12465455

>>12464907

I'd choose Alice too, but let's face it, she's got the least attractive ass there. We just want her because we know it's her.

>> No.12465461

Alice has objectively the best badonkadonk.

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>>12465455
>she's got the least attractive ass there
I disagree.

>> No.12465531
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12465531

what are some good alice bullying doujins?

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>>12465455
That too, but you might want to check your eyes. It's clearly superior in terms of roundness and smoothness, not to mention she has the best swimsuit.

>> No.12465537

>>12463739
You'll only get your watermark/signature in the corner and like it.

>> No.12465542

>>12463968
Fat Patchouli is boring. I like contrast of frumpy dressed but nice body underneath

>> No.12465568
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>>12465542

Yeah man, whatever you say.

>> No.12465585
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>>12463147

Byakuren.

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12465604

I like where this is going.

>> No.12465687

Alice's appeal is her waist/hip ratio and rear end. Possibly also pantyhose appeal and her cute, doll-like clothing.
Marisa's appeal is hard to define, possibly tummy, also her rear. She's definitely the type to do more with less and looks better completely naked than partially clothed, unlike most touhous.
Patchouli's appeal is higher up, likely based around the tummy but heavily factoring in the fact that stacked 'chouli is best 'chouli. Also the notion of hiding a fit body in frumpy clothing and unhealthy demeanour.
Sakuya's appeal is legs, legs, legs. Stockings, pantyhose, or just bare, you can't go wrong. She also wears pretty shoes. Also her braids are rather suggestive at times.
Sanae's appeal is weighted energy, obviously she's got some pretty heavy tits and she seems like someone they'd bounce around with quite a lot. That said, she does show off her belly button a little bit.
Reimu's appeal is partially armpit-based but also belly-based, shrine maidens seem to be good at that.
Utsuho's appeal is strange, and what I'd honestly describe as face appeal. The notion of a young, naive face on a voluptuous woman's body is irresistible to many.
Aya is pretty clearly legs, legs, legs, but a busty Aya is a really nice surprise even if it is probably the norm in depictions at this point.
Komachi's appeal might seem obvious but she's definitely a bust-to-waist ratio girl. I think Komachi might be a hidden gem for impregnation heads, look out for her!

>> No.12465724

>>12465568
Hnnnng my loins

>> No.12465725
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>>12465585
>Byakuren

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>>12465725

>> No.12465754
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>>12465749

>> No.12465762
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>>12465725

>Innocently lewd Byakuren

My dick is never ready

>> No.12465767

>>12465762
Thanks to Minamitsu.

>> No.12465792
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>>12465762
>Her dress plastered to her by sweat, the beautiful Byakuren hasn't noticed that her body is showing through it.

>> No.12465812

>>12465792
Why is she wearing Futo's hats as shoes?

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>>12465762
she never realizes how attractive she is

>> No.12465847

>>12463147
Patchy is the kind of girl that acts like she doesn't want it, but is actually a pervert.
Marisa is the kind of girl that needs sex every 12 hours.
Alice is the kind of girl that just lays there until you finish your bussinesss like the frigid bitch she is.

>> No.12465859

>>12465847
I dont like any of those options

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>>12465792
Oh my, i'd lick that sweat.

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>>12465872
But that's lewd!

>> No.12465884

>>12465859
these aren't options.
these are facts.

>> No.12465887

>>12463777
>that kickstarter crap a few months back.
I forgot about it. What happened to it?

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>>12465878
That's not lewd, it's how modern days people do when they are sweaty.

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>>12465908
Really? Remember that lying is wrong, anon.

>> No.12465950
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>>12465941
I just want to lick Byakuren's sexy virgin body.

>> No.12466005

>>12465950
Duh. So who cares about dishonesty with such a prize on the line?

>> No.12466054

>>12463208
why do you have the impulse to green?

>> No.12466127
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>>12463147
Alice

>> No.12466347

>>12463147
The sluttiest one that will give me an std.

>> No.12466358

>>12465847
>Marisa is the kind of girl that needs sex every 12 hours.

That isnt a very high libido.

>> No.12466628

>>12465687
>Also the notion of hiding a fit body in frumpy clothing and unhealthy demeanour.
I would like to move to the world where you live where that is a common thing instead of fatchoulli

>> No.12466649

>>12466054
His keyboard has gangrene. He needs to amputate or else his entire post will turn green

>> No.12466668
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>>12465887
This happened:

https://twitter.com/shikokunomaoh/status/464039199822200833

Some dork told ZUN, these ks people promptly asked what the deal was. Then they had a few emails with ZUN who said "No" to the whole deal.

The end.

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>>12463535
That's not true they only give pixiv the rights to publish. But getting whiny about it is a waste of time, it doesn't stop anyone and only makes you look like a little bitch. It's always the same type of stupid asshole who ruin the image with shitty watermark too. Look at this shit

>> No.12468021

>>12463217

There's something about seeing someone covered cum that gets me going. Specifically like this where the picture implies that it's yours.

>> No.12468028

>>12466668

That's a shame. The cards looked really nice.

>> No.12468091

>>12465847
>Alice is the kind of girl that just lays there until you finish your bussinesss like the frigid bitch she is.
My fetish. Especially if she does it wearing doll clothes.

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>>12468091
>Pull out and cum on Alice's stomach.
>She grabs a vial off the nightstand and collects your seed.
>Puts the cork on it,rolls over and goes to sleep
>Doesn't say anything to you.
>In the morning she gets to work using your cum to make a special doll that looks like you.

>> No.12468123

>>12468110
That'd be pretty neat

>> No.12468133

>>12468123

Until she starts talking you with said doll.

>"A-anon, I made this....it even smells like you" She says too lovingly as she stares at you with a small blush and bags under her eyes. You can smell the light scent of your bodily fluid as she holds the doll up to you.

>> No.12468143

pache pls

>> No.12468147

>>12468133
that'd be neat too
I like my smell

would the doll have my voice?
then I could talk to myself

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>>12468110
You forgot:

>Doesn't need your cock anymore
>Kills you and bury you deep into the Forest of Magic

>> No.12468164

>>12468155

I love how that picture portrays Alice. It's sexy and so much better than tsundere-for-Marisa Alice.

>> No.12468179

>>12468110

Wouldn't Alice want you to cum inside? I mean, her biggest ambition is to make a fully intelligent, independent doll, and that's kinda similar, right?

>> No.12468191

>>12468179

That would take nine months to create and then she'd have to feed,clothe,send them to school and care for it whereas her dolls are just that: dolls.

>> No.12468891

2hu is ded

>> No.12469871

>>12465604
sauce please, reverse image search and saucenao returned nothing

>> No.12474057

>>12463147

The ordinary magician is looking good here.

>> No.12474513

>>12474057
That's an ordinary western booty. The extraordinary magicians there are the real stars.

>> No.12475174
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Asslice

>> No.12475224

>>12475174
Ass lice?

I have some shampoo to stop that if Alice needs it.

It might be embarrassing to talk about so I'll just leave it at her door.

>> No.12475709

>>12463147
Marisa's buttcheeks seem pretty loose, she's obviously taken it up the butt before.

Alice looks alright, but her crippling social anxiety would make things awkward.

Patchouli is objectively the best choice.

>> No.12475776

Always patchy.

I am obsessed with Patchouli's ass.

>> No.12478153

>>12475709
The Kama Sutra is not a magical book, and her complete lack of experience and pathetic stamina makes her the worst choice.

Alice may live alone, but she wants to be like humans. She knows her body, has extraordinary dexterity, and has surely led a few men to her home. The superior choice.

Marisa is basically a tryhard. She has no experience and will be the most shy and awkward in bed. The true worst choice.

>> No.12478161

>>12478153
Hey, if they run out of stamina, you get to run the show yourself.

>> No.12478174

>>12475224
Ass shampoo??????

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>>12478174
Toddlers need special shampoos for poop burns and the like. Human excrement is highly toxic and acidic after all. You could poison someone with it!

>> No.12478231

>>12478161
She can't do any positions that aren't missionary.
She'll have an asthma attack and pass out or die.
She can't do it for long or with any frequency.
It's basically like doing a fat chick but without the tna, and with all of the smells.

>> No.12483307

>>12466688
the shittier the pic, the bigger the mark

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