Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
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Try not to overuse reaction images, or delete them after, as image count can hit the cap several hours to over a day before the thread dies. I think we're getting accustomed enough to not need the rest of this repost.

Monster Girls.

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First for best girl.

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>>12481376
Second for better girl

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Brothers! We are once again tasked with the Holy Duty of protecting the defenseless from the vile beasts that roam out world!

I hereby declare this thread under protection of the Order, may the Chief God watch over all of us!

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>>12481376
I would give her my eency weency paycheck to go up my water spout.

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>>12481384

You mean urethral sounding?

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We had some pretty good band line-ups last thread. What can we get next?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Due to a series of events, you are now the manager of an all MG Band! What do they play, what's their sound/genre, and are they successful enough to play at the MGC Arena? At least three members are needed.

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>Receive a strange puzzle box from a Lilim, under the instructions to never open it
>Work it anyway and solve the puzzle, getting zapped in the process
>The air grows heavy with the odor of sex and incense
>Ghost light lanterns flicker all throughout the room as a multitude of tentacles bind you and hoist your arms up
>A quartet of Kejourou, Tentacle, Dark Slime, and Ushi-Oni
>The Tentacle takes your face in her incredibly tactile tentacle-fingers, slurping into your ear almost down to the tympanic membrance before whispering
>"We have such sights to show you"
>Lilim later on finds you a twitching mess, covered in your own seed and a platitude of other ungodly fluids

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>>12481383
nth for salvation by works, all day every day.

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post you mg supergroup and what kind of music they play

>oni drummer
>amazoness bassist
>dark elf guitarist/vocalist
>some kind of "rebellious" metal/hardcore punk band popular with the kids these days
>band members claim they are expressing the "repressed darkness and animalistic urges of the mg populace"
>no discernible musical talent
>fanbase composed mostly of 14 year old oomukades and autistic wurms
>ultra edgy lyrics about raping shotas and beating husbands
>basically a mg version of the Misfits

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>>12481400

>oni drummer

I assume you gotta buy a new drum set after every concert?

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>>12481398

Why are righteous female knights so hot? It's gotta be the loyalty and skintight chainvests

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>>12481412
Religious violence is just the absolute sex.

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Fearboners?

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>>12481422
well they are the best boners

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>>12481394
>box of wild, unspeakable sex
>Lilim tells you NOT to open it
I don't understand.

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>>12481422
Best boners.

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>Rachnee will never bust a gut laughing at your pathetic, itsy-bitsy dick actually getting hard over her spider legs
It hurts, anons

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Reminder: http://i.imgur.com/ijC4OYz.jpg

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>>12481436
...hell, I'd still fuck her.

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>>12481440
me too. hard.

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>>12481436
What the hell, just thinking of her moving along the ground like a lamia makes my nips hurt

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>>12481406
It's part of the show.

>band members theatrically destroy equipment after every show even though it doesn't excite the audience in any way
>manager tells them they shouldn't be able to afford buying new equipment after every show, but they do have a large preteen audience to support them

I can see it now, a rock documentary about their indulgent lifestyles.
>oni is a notorious shotacon, busted for holding drunken orgies with young fans on numerous occasions (actually only adding to the band image)
>dark elf is constantly bringing cheap hookers to her hotel room to dom
>amazoness is the only one in a steady though turbulent relationship with a roadie

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>>12481400
>you will never be a band's slut groupie

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>>12481390
Didn't get to reply in last thread. So here's my results.

Jabberwock
Chochin-Obake
Blue Oni

Jabberwock and Blue Oni hard rock duet. Chochin-Obake provides lighting and stage effects. Have to do daily checks on the road to make sure that Blue Oni is sober when she performs. Throw killer after parties that likely devolve into drunken orgies.

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Would you rather have the tentacles or the slime?

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>>12481461
tentacles all the way
they are great for hugs and other things

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>>12481461
Slime is loev
Slime is lief

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lalalalalala monsters i love it wanna fucjkkkkk

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>>12481436
I would motorboat the hell out of that.

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>>12481470
how would you stop your penis from getting dissolved

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>>12481465
I've wondered, is that nigga from something EA related?

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>>12481478
From Dungeon Keeper, I believe.

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>>12481475
>dissolved
What setting are you referring to?

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Shamless plug for Montowers 2.

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>>12481486
What other fantasy series has grey elves?

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>>12481491
mgq

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Who here has played Seismic's Liru demo? How many of you can't wait for its release?

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>>12481496
>Seismic's Liru demo?
whats that?

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>>12481498
Here's the gallery of gifs
http://exhentai.org/g/727325/46b236a94a/

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>>12481436
That must be uncomfortable.

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>you will never have a litter with your litter based monster girl waifu
>you will never watch the pick of the litter pick up the runt of the litter and get her to the front when it's nursing time
>You'll never watch her protect her sister
>you'll never see the two of them become the closest sisters of the litter

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>>12481509
What if they both have their eyes on the same boy?

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>>12481515
Then time for some threesome lovin'

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>>12481515
What if it's yourself

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>>12481517
Then time for some foursome lovin' with mama too

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>>12481520
>with mama
Nah, I prefer Cakes.

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>>12481485
how do you think slimes eat, they are acidic

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>>12481491
None that I know of.

Lovely ashen elves.

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>>12481529
I'm growing rather fond of this series' monster designs, even though "Ogres" are essentially intellectual, muscular greenskins.

Kinda like that time when Bruce had total control over the Hulk.

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>>12481501
oh that 3d magipoka thing

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>>12481537
I still hate it.

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>>12481539
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He still hates it.

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>>12481501
oh its by the same guy that did sweet mami

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>>12481540
And the other anon will continue posting it

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I want to bone a skeleton

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>>12481539
KUYASHI

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>>12481551
quartet... trio... duet... solo.

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>>12481551
How?

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>>12481398
Paladin females are the best females.

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Reminder:

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>>12481570
>You will never console a cursed Paladin woman who has been turned into a Monster girl

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>>12481571
A tailpussy a day keeps the doctor away.

Keep yourself healthy and your neighborhood manticores happy!

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>>12481575
Every Good Boy Deserves Tailpussy.

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>>12481559
tenderly

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I want to rest against Cerea's pregnant stomach, rubbing my hand against her softer than norm cheek and clasp her fingers delicately as we think of our future as a family

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>>12481597
>pregnant stomach
Which one?

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>>12481597
Y'know, thinking about it, would she have the bulge in her human stomach or her equine one?

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>>12481573
>telling me what I will and won't do
Wanna get nigga? Just watch me.

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>>12481601
the one you kick

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>>12481603
We're not sure, Cerea thinks it'll be in her human stomach, 4chan says otherwise

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>>12481571
Don't trust monster girls, they are a blight on humanity and the majority of them should be eliminated.

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>>12481616
i cannot agree more, i would rather fuck a cute paladin instead

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>>12481616
I want to see a shota squire get tenderly molested by a strong, yandere monstergirl.

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>>12481621
>dem hips
proof human women, especially the righteous warrior ones, are best.

>>12481623
You are the devil

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>>12481603
Both. The human womb births a legless torso and the horse womb births a headless foal, and they sort of fuse together afterwards.

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>>12481623
>this happens
>the monster girl is about to pull his pants down
>door bursts in
>its the squires knight
>"drop him or taste my blade"
>she drops the squire "You think you can kill me"
>they fight
>knight mops the floor with the monster girl
>about to kill the monster girl
>"please, don't kill me i just wanted to love him" she pleads
>"so do i" replies the knight pulling off her helmet

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>>12481633
>adds this to long list of things to add to my story

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>>12481601
Ok this post got me thinking and now I'm confused. Do centaurs have 4 lungs? They sure would need 4 to provide enough oxygen for a horse body, but if they do have horse lungs how does the air get to the horse half?

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>>12481400
But can they ever hope to achieve the popularity that the Dark Elf Idol has?

What was the name we agreed on for her again?

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>>12481633
>"please, don't kill me i just wanted to love him" she pleads
>"so do i" replies the knight pulling off her helmet
I don't know how to feel about this.

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>>12481633
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>>12481625
>human girls

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

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>>12481638
If the air comes from the human mouth then they would have a clusterfuck of windpipes inside their body and to inhale enough air to fill both human and horse lungs at the same time centaurs would breathing would be very long and deep as if they were some kind of hyperventilating psychos.

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>>12481642
>not loving beautiful and righteous human women who rise above and beyond the slutty monster filth.
I bet you also like succusluts.

Speaking of which I want to see a righteous succubus knight who is Neutral/chaotic good and helps everyone who needs help, kinda like batman.

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>>12481633
>The squire, having collected himself and grabbed a weapon, stabs the Paladin in the back before she can deliver the killing blow
>Lives happily ever after with his new wife

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>>12481633
>Squire runs in between them before knight kills the monster girl
>don't kill her, lets give her a chance
>monster girl follows them around
>knight begrudgingly accepts
>and thus the harem begins

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>>12481633
Yes, yes, yes. All of my want, all of my love, anon.

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>>12481646
>being a lil cunt
No. You see, that isn't how the real world works.

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>>12481646
What if the Paladin is revived as Wight?

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Admit it.
You would bone an Angel if they looked less like this, and more like mature succubi with dove wings and a halo.

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All these Paladins around me, I want to free them all!

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>>12481650
as a*

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>>12481655
Try it scum!

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>>12481653
I would bone an angel like that, because she will look like this in the future.

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>>12481655
Honestly, I've always liked her design.

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>>12481655
Droolia wouldn't even be able to free a slave from his torment.
We would free her of her evil ways, violently.

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>>12481660
>>12481653
I dunno. They just don't look cute in general.

Now Devils, though. I could go for that.

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>>12481647
I think this story would work better if it was just the two with the squire. A third girl may be okay but that's starting to push it.

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>>12481659
Kek

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>>12481653
I would *prefer* them if they looked like mature succubi with dove wings and a halo. But I'm a trooper, I'd give the little ones the D too.

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>>12481664
Agreed.

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>>12481666
>demonic trips
>wants to fuck an angel
Look at how far you've fallen.

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>>12481653
Maybe. I've always been uncomfortable with the whole lolita thing.

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Is this the monster girl thread?

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>>12481664
So, the antics of a shota squire and two yandere Christmas Cakes , one a knight, and one a monstergirl?

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>>12481663
So how much better is the Devil species compared to Vanilla Succubus?

They're mostly monogamous, given that they find a mate and do everything they can to make them happy, instead of the same old rape-NTR-and-mindbreak song and dance.

If you take them to be doting companions, but not overly lenient housewives who let you become a slob, they're actually pretty ideal.

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>>12481638
Mythology and stuff was better before humans understood anatomy.

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>>12481673
I want to see what a Devil looks like de-lolified.

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>>12481673
That's what they want you to think, then they take your soul and you're forced to suffer eternal damnation

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>>12481676
>adult Devil
Oh my

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>>12481672
maybe both of them are there over the entire adventure but occasionally they meet other girls after the squires dick

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>>12481671,1
No,

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what a shit thread

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>>12481650
Then I expect her to be horrified at what she has become and do everything in her power to prevent herself from indulging in disgusting monster debauchery, up to and including falling on her own sword. Failing that, she can go join a convent and become a wight nun who keeps her rapist instincts in check by pure willpower.

I find it annoying how demonic energy overrides your personality in an instant. If you're a purity-obsessed human supremacist, you should remain a purity-obsessed human supremacist to the bitter end. This also goes for monsters, if you're a haughty, pelvis-breaking rape train, you should remain a haughty, pelvis-breaking rape train even after securing a husband, so I don't particularly enjoy nonsense like that "dragons become "female lizards" after marriage" tidbit either. These wishy-washy mind override shenanigans don't sit well with me.

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>>12481672
Everything but the yandere and you've got a solid story.

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>>12481672
i would do more but im a shit write fag

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>>12481680
Thank you for your contribution.

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>>12481673
The fact that they forcibly turn you into an obese sloth is what's great about them, though.

Monstergirls are SUPPOSED to drag you down into sin and depravity. The devil's one of the only ones that's actually good at her job. All the others pussy out after only training one of the seven of the deadly sins into you. Devil actually goes beyond lust and into gluttony as well.

Based blueberry.

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>>12481686
No problem, dude.

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>>12481683
>Everything but the yandere
Look at this pleb.

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>>12481673
>Only want to make you happy

That makes them sound like they were the younger siblings of the family who always wanted to help around the house, but kept screwing up, and now she wants to find someone who she can help to be happy to gain a sense of approval.

Or something.

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Reminder that dark meat is healthy

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>>12481691
Why, Asterio has a shitty design.

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>>12481689
Yandere's overdone to hell here. One Yandere character is a handful as it is. Two is just pants on head retarded.

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>>12481691
fuck off with your niggers and obese monster girls.
Shit.
Shit tastes everywhere.

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>>12481694
>>12481692
Such madness within you

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>>12481693
The knight is not yandere she just loves the squire

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>>12481694
>Liking Wight girls

I mean I can't blame you, they are hot.
>Wight girl
>With a black girl's ass

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>>12481638
They could just have two in the human chest cavity, but they could expand down into where the intestines normally reside, seeing as there's a whole whack of space in the horse part for most organs. Perhaps a centaurs diaphragm has evolved into some sort of sleeve for the lungs too, seeing as a single band under the lungs won't work as well if they extend down bellow the ribs.
Or who knows, maybe they have one lung in the human part to supply oxygen to the CNS and two other lungs further down that supply the rest of the body with O2

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>>12481694
I understand that Asterio has a bad design, but dissing glorious brown? Come on now.

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>>12481665

Why are cyclops so damn cute?

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>>12481681
I kinda like how demonic energy toasts your personality, myself.
I mean, on the one hand I agree with you: mind-override shenanigans are not something I would want to happen to me or my monsterised waifu.
But on a more meta level, it's one of the few non-hugboxy bits in MGE, so I clutch at it like a drowning man clutches at flotsam. Your shy childhood friend gets monsterised and confesses her feelings to you, so you think you're going to have wonderful sexy matrimonial bliss with someone you care for? OH NO YOU DON'T, because DE has fucked up her personality so much that she's become a one-dimensional cliched sexual parody of herself, but you can't escape her because 'she wuvs j00' and her waifu-radar will always track you down.
It's a subtle kind of grimness, but I'll take what I can get.

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>>12481700
Nothing wrong with the best girl's design

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>>12481709
>best girl
You called?

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>>12481691

LIGHT MEAT

DAAARK MEAT

IT'S ALL THE SAME

Captcha: diarrhoea tuidcen

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>>12481398
>Salvation by works
what kinda shit religion do they follow?

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>>12481560

Boobpocalypse?

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any love for fairys here?

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>>12481715
Fuck off Calvin

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>>12481701
It's too bad the only content is them being crybabies or getting bullied and abused.

Well there is one jack-of-all-trades cyclops in that one story, but we'll probably never see her again.

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>>12481712
>>12481700

Na-na-na-naaaa-na-na-na
They're gonna start a fight.

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>>12481712
Holy shit, new wallpaper found
Goodbye Zion valley, hello beautiful

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>no cute monstergirls to atatatatatata with

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>>12481725
>Jack Black

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>>12481718
I'd like them more if they could rape me.
But alas.

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>>12481727
real onaholes... my erection...

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How do you like your onis Anon?

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>>12481718
Keep confusing them with those dame pixie tricksters.

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>>12481727
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCVReVGDo8

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>>12481727
they can stretch allowing you to fit your penis in them

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>>12481727
>You will never handwash your fairy girlfriend in a small bucket of warm water
>She will never insist you do so, as the bathtub is too big for her, and the shower head will pelt water at her at high speeds

>tfw I have a "Fairies and Insects" folder
>And 90% of the folder is comprised of insect-types

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>>12481520

Oh God I can see it now.

Your daughterus are going into heat for the first time, fidgeting when you look at them. You were always close with them, but now you could see the bestial lust welling up within them.

You try the normal methods of stroking their stomachs or letting them lick you, until the pick of the litter gets a sneak attack and manages to unzip your pants, revealing the raging erection.

She and the runt then proceed to take huge whiffs of your cock stink, fingering themselves frantically while they make comments about wanting papa inside them. Your wife sighs and takes them into another room, only beckoning you in after several minutes.

All three of them are in the nude, the two pups are licking at Mama's teats before they notice you. Your wife tells you to undress, and complying, you're immediately tackled by your two daughterus.

With the pick of the litter sitting on your face, the runt slides herself along your length, your wife telling them to go with it as they rehearsed.

Suddenly, the runt's moist little fuckhole just plunges down on your rod, milking you for all it's worth before the pick takes her round with you, both of them winding up as a sweating piles with your seed dripping out of those tight little snatches.

Just when you want to sleep, you can feel the soft paw pads of your wife clasp your length, licking at it with great skill and dexterity. She's staring at you, longingly, and right before she sits down with that hot and ridged tunnel whispers one thing to you.

"Let's go for another litter, shall we?"

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>>12481740
Be sure to know the difference.
It could save your life.

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>>12481745
>you will never protect your fairy girlfriend from monsters, bandits, or paladins

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>>12481745
Time to split folders and reorganize.

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>>12481735
> What are you tapping me for?
> Seriously? Again?
> G-geez, you've used me twice today already. Won't you learn some restraint!
> You'll never get a girl your own size if you keep pumping all your sticky vigour into my little body, y'know

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/a/ is epic win

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>>12481757
pls stop,
my erection, I want to pump her so full until she is dripping out.

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>>12481758
Think of the possibilities.
You can cuddle with her, she can cuddle with you, or the two of you can cuddle together.

It's perfect!

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>>12481758
Cute

I want one

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>>12481758
is that a 2hu?

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Would any anon here's stick their dicks in crazy?

Because I might with this moth girl.

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>>12481757
>implying you'd have to ask
>implying she wouldn't use your dick like a daki pillow while you sleep

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>>12481705
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm alright with corruption and personality warping. But when it happens right at the onset of monsterization, you miss out on that delicious transition period where that shy childhood friend of yours still has a human mind in a monster body. You don't get to see her gradually become more confident, more assertive, more comfortable with her new curves, with the fact that her body now exists solely for the pleasure of men. You don't get to see her slowly switch from being too shy to even ask for sex to covertly mixing aphrodisiacs in your food to get you in the mood to pushing you down right where you stand and mounting you like a wild animal.

As things stand, it's not so much corruption as it is a game of tag. If you touch demonic energy, you're "it" and you immediately become a raving sex beast with no transition whatsoever. If you bed an ushi-oni, she starts making sandwiches for you the next day. That sort of "instant personality switch, just add sex" process is just plain silly.

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>>12481765
No, she's a Vanillaware.

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>>12481738
They're all ok.

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>>12481745

>A fairy will never take baths with you in a tub
>She'll never swim in circles around you in the tub doggy style, dodging your arms as you wash yourself, pretending she's fighting a giant sea monster

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>>12481746
Yep, that's the stuff.

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>>12481766
Shit moth
Other moth was better

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>>12481771
The red and blue are

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>>12481778
lol no
other moth was boring

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>>12481773
>you will never buy a miniature tea set
>you will never have tea time with a fairy

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>>12481778
>>12481780
What other.

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My favorite monster girl is Chen

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>>12481781
>Or buy a luxury doll house for her to live in

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>>12481766
Have before. Worth.

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>>12481784

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>>12481784
She's a cute one. Good taste.

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>>12481771
>those expressions

The amount of impending rape in this pic is ludicrous.

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>>12481786
>or give her fancy doll dresses

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>>12481769
Oh, that.
Yeah, that's bullshit.
HEADCANON HO!

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>>12481757
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>>12481727
can they get pregnant?

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>>12481784
I only like bkub chen

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>>12481746
Oh boy.

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>>12481786
>you will never pay a witch for a shrinking potion
>you will never drink it
>you will never get to hug her without crushing her
>it will never be the best day of your life

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>>12481766
you don't stick your dick in the crazy, i have tried this and it is much worse then it looks like it would be

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>>12481771
Option 1: Ask blue oni to protect you.
Option 2: Run away.
Option 3: "Pick a god, and pray."
Option 4: "Prepare to die."

What a sad way to go out.

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>>12481738
Brawny, vicious and sexually predatory

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>>12481807
So...
>Left
>Down
>Up
>Right
Those are the options, right?

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>>12481803
2D crazy chicks =/= 3DPD crazy chicks

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>>12481798
Under MGE rules, yes.
MGE rules actually go into great detail about fairy breeding. Before the current Demon Lord, fairies reproduced by all the fairies in the forest getting into a big circle and singing to flowers, and new fairies would magically pop out.
But now there's a succubus in charge, they gotta lewdly seduce a guy, take a dicking, and get pregnant like everyone else.

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>>12481781
>>12481786


>You'll never start feeling something weighing on your jacket's hood as you go for a walk outside in a cold day
>You'll never grope around the hood as to figure out what's going on
>You'll never feel something warm moving in it, as you hear numerous giggles coming from it
>You'll never turn your head around as to see what's in it, only to find a group of fairies snuggling inside your jacket's hood, seeking warmth
>They'll never follow you home, regardless of how many times you shoo them away

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>>12481801
>>12481776

Some times I can be roused from my procrastination to do stuff like... that.

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>>12481813

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>>12481807
>not just dicking all of them and sleeping on a pile of them

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>>12481765
Oboro Muramasa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nMzQHxYzlw

[Anonymous No.]

Alright , I believe that's enough Chen for now, taking the image limit into account.

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>>12481819

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>>12481807
>option 1 end: blue oni "protects" you by dragging you back to her rape lair
>option 2 end: red oni catches you and makes you her personal fuckslave
>option 3 end: dfc oni takes pity on you and generously allows you to be her servant
>option 4 end: all three join in in breaking you

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>>12481783
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/
Nice loving moth
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/
Crazy looking rape moth

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>>12481828

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>>12481828
Anon, that's good.
You can stop now.

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>>12481840
That's enough.

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>>12481844
can you stop this, your flooding the thread with pictures that nobody cares about

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481844

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>>12481844
Fuck off.

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>>12481846
He's doing it on purpose.

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>>12481846
Just report all unnecessary Image Dumps as spam.

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>>12481847
>>12481844
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>>12481835
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>>12481792

>All this image dump

Hi, 2004.

Now stop wasting images.

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>>12481821
Anon, you don't dick them. They pussy you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481830
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/
Love moth is love

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway, while we're reporting Chenanon,

Oomukades. Hot, or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481856

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>>12481653
>Implying that's her true form
>Implying she has a true form
Laughinggnostics.jpg

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>>12481859
not if you're a real man

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>>12481861
They're neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481830
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/
>This is not translated yet
Suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481861
I'd like them better if they were more self confident.

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>>12481862

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>>12481859

>in soviet russia pussy rapes who are we kidding, everyone in russia has a penis and is a man

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>>12481871
besides SOVIET FLUFFY TAILS

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>>12481870

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>>12481866
Say that again when you're an ahegaoing, pelvis-shattered mess lying in a pool of girlcum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481882

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>>12481861
Hot.

I wouldn't mind getting cuddled/tickled by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481886

[Anonymous No.]

How would you justify to your family fucking a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481822

>Hulk Oni getting into a fight with Raijin

FUCK JAPAN FOR KEEPING IT OVER THERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481889

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>>12481884
my pelvis does not break easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481861
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481891
its out right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481892
She looks human enough and I know for a fact the minute I leave uni my mother wants grandchildren.

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>>12481895

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>>12481904

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>>12481887

>Getting tickled by one

>Oomukade introverted friend who can only feel relaxed with you around
>She has tickle fights you from time to time as to relieve stress from her daily life
>She only smiles and laughs when doing this with you

WHERE ARE MY DEFIBRILLATORS

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>>12481746
Full story when

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>>12481926

Never.

You should know better than to expect anything from me except disappointment and unfulfilled promises. Like a politician.

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>>12481924

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>>12481861
Definitely hot, but they should play the "abomination" angle more. These things eat whole damn dragons, their girl version shouldn't be a shy, stuttering wallflower.

If they actually had the mind to envenom things, they would be a sight to behold. In larger scolopendras, every single leg has claws sharp enough to pierce the skin and deliver an irritant, so they could literally stomp you to submission without even using their venom claws (which in any case are just modified legs). Since oomukade venom is a strong aphrodisiac, though, an oomukade footjob could be surprisingly pleasant.

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>>12481928

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I didn't realize we were in a chen thread.

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>>12481930

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>>12481931
It's just a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481931
Not anymore
Thank you based janitorl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481931
its just one faggot filling the image limit with his shitty waifu, just report him and ignore his shit tier waifu

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>>12481934

I'll never understand the bitter souls who need to shit on other people's fun. Also, this guy's "hard work" will all be undone when the janitor deletes his shit anyway. What's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

thanks janny

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE CHEN remove chen
you are worst youkai. you are the youkai idiot you are the youkai spam. return to /jp/ threads. to our /jp/ cousins you may come our board. you may live in the 2hu threads….ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

So how do you make a MG plot in like 3.5 or pathfinder without it coming off as fucking hamfisted? The monster girls that is.

[Anonymous No.]

What if one brave soul did this to a crowd of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481815
But puck is a boy.

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>>12481926
>>12481927

So if you want fluff shit, ask Bob.

I'll stick to my guns and do the stuff I like.

Like lamias

[Anonymous No.]

I love the janitor here.

On topic, Long Distance Seduction update when? I really like it, and it's been a good while since the last edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481946
Glorious thought, but he'd probably die.

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>>12481945
Might be best off asking on /tg/ rather than here
They've had discussions about that in the past with some degree of success

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>>12481946
They would be blowing horns alright his horn
Why is the guy wearing like ACUs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481892
My mother's only concern would be whether or not she spoke English. My mother's fucking weird.
My father is surprisingly open minded.

No justification needed.

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>>12481892
She only LOOKS 12, dad. Look.

Then I spread her lips to show off her semen coated inside from a week ago while she grins like the whore she is.

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>>12481892
You don't need to justify shit when you live alone and you have a job.

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>>12481892
Depending on what monster is.

Demon realms? Disowned and friends would leave me 5ever
Anything else? Probably disowned by every one but my parents and maybe imouto

BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS! Because nothing can stop my holy love!

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>>12481957
for a week? what. how?

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>>12481892
I point out that it's not like I'm gong to get a human lover anything soon, or ever.

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>>12481963
she never salivates or swallows

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>>12481892

I have a very religious mother, but on the other hand, as long as she isn't a demon type they may even get along.

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>>12481892

Given that my father already hates the fact i've laid with prostitutes before thanks to friends "gifting" them to me, I can imagine his disgust at a Manticore.

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>>12481970
>chill religious mother chatting it up with slutty succubutt
>anon facepalming in the background
I kind of want to see this

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481969
lich?

>>12481968
>this
same here. Monster girls irl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481892
My mom would be freaked out for like a week and then she would get over it. My dad wants grandchildren sooner rather than later. I think both would be accepting in a short period of time.

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>>12481892
They would be overjoyed. No justification needed.

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>>12481892

They'd probably be fine about it after a while. Especially if MGs are becoming commonplace due to some portal invasion or something. What they wouldn't be OK with is her trying to fuck me if we stayed around. They're understandably squeamish on the idea of overhearing their kids getting fucked.

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>>12481896
That's what they all say.

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>>12481821
I recognize Morrigan, but who are the others? She-Hulk and who else?

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan, I'm cold. Could you warm me up with a blanket or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481988

Sure, why not, seems like a reasonable request

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481987
X-23 from x-men and Trish from DMC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481988
No. I can only warm you with hugs.

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>>12481975
Mmm delicious spider

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>>12481972
man I wish I had friends like that.

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>>12481972
I think I would disown my son if he went with a pussytail. Never trust a pussytail.

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>>12481975
Oh desire!

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>>12481985
If there were a portal invasion I don't think any parents would be ok with their sons dating interdimensional conquerers

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>>12481972

>manticore
Considering you'd be a junkie to her venom in under a week I can imagine he'd be pissed off. There really isn't a happy ending with those things.

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>>12482002
You'd might as well tell you're parents you're going into prostitution.

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>>12482001

I was only thinking of possible reasons why these walking physical law violations would be around in the first place.

Still, we may need Gordon Freeman if the LHC somehow rips open a portal that allows Deruella through.

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>>12481988
Why not put more clothes on you whore?

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>>12482003

Exactly, Manticore a shit
>but she doesn't have to use the venom on you
But she will because it's her nature to, and even if it wasn't that tail is around all the time, and accidents happen.

Manticores are almost Matango tier.

[Anonymous No.]

MGG has come to the conclusion that pussy tail IRL is evil.

As a paladin I approve.

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>>12481998
>Never trust a pussytail.
Could be worse, at least she's not a spade-tail. Or a knife-ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482008
The league of extraordinary paladins. (LEP)

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>>12482008
Anon, we all love manticores here. We just don't want our parents to see us mindbroken venom slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482011
>new wallpaper
I love all you humans!

>>12482014
LIAR! They are devil spawn! They are literally worse than devils.

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>>12482014
>we all love manticores here
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481390
How the hell am I suppose to have a band with the short story "a cold day" a girtablilu and the fan fiction "diary of demon ninja part 3"? What the hell will it even sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481986
Adamantium pelvis

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>>12482010
>still using the outdated pre-invasion pejorative "spade tail"
>implying your parents wouldn't be proud of you for accepting the new demonic immigrants who are just looking to be accepted into a new community
>implying marrying a succubus isn't the most honorable thing you can do for your and her race

Paladinscum, everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482008

Shows what you know. Tail pussy is wonderful, try it once and you'll never want anything else on your cock. Quit being a little pansy and stick it in a real woman!

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>>12482028
>your shit
you are clearly an addict

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>>12482014
>>12482028
Manticores detected.

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>>12482027

>succubus
>not NTRing you with fucking everyone because she literally lives off semen
>ever being anything other than a fun fuck at a college party and nothing else

I'd even a manticore over one of those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482027
Wanting to date Ebola chan
It's like you want to bleed out of all off your orifices

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481948
Do Medusa.

Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482034
*of*

[Anonymous No.]

So many poor souls addicted to so many evil monsters.

PALADIN-BROS! How should we save our fellow men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482032

AM NOT! I'm a human who loves tailpussy and isn't afraid of getting juiced up by a sexy manticore. It makes everything feel amazing and you have to try it! There aren't any downsides its all just propaganda by other jealous monsters.

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>>12481822
I will buy whatever system this comes out on!

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>>12482034
Not sure what ebola has to do with glorious succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482008

WHAT IF

Mindbreaking a Manticore with non-lewd cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482034
Lies and slander, Ebola-chan makes you stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482042
Mankind ill needs an saviour such as you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482057

Fuck off, bloodsucker lite.

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>>12482053
>mindbreaking a mg

I don't think you understand how this works. Don't you have some elf thread to post in?

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>>12482046
So has she convinced you to get into porn yet or has the venom not completely taken over your mind?

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>>12482057
>>12482061
Hey be nice to her, even as a Paladin I can say her type isn't completely evil if they have self control.

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>>12482056
I never thought I'd masturbate to a personified virus. Guess everyday brings new surprises.

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>>12482065

If a manticore makes you do videos its only because she loves you. You should get a manticore wife and see how great they are. Other monsters a shit.

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>>12482068
It's okay, she makes you stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never convince a tiny mouse girl to come out of the nook/cranny she's hiding in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482073
To smash her head in with a baseball bat?

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>>12482038

>People all of a sudden caring about Medusa

I-it's not like she's always been here, idiots.

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>>12482074
That is fairly rude to do to an adorable little girl who only wants love

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>>12481892
>They finally see the woman you've been dating
>They have no words, just awkward stares all around
>"I...can't....really explain myself...I don't need to explain myself."
>You try to introduce her to the family, acting like nothing is amiss at all."

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>>12482005
But anon, clothes don't really help when you're a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482070
I bet she makes you masturbate on webcam which "no one but her" will ever see

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482073
Then violate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482083
Well... i mean. Fine. I like lamias. can we have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482083
How is she wearing those panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482075
But anon,
I always cared about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482089
Taco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482034
Not wanting Ebola chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482091

Medusa and Echidna the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482083
Now we are talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482104
That looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482105
You mean Shirohebi and Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482056
>to spread my love with world
This is some "Her" level of NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482101
how facinating

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482110
I think you mean everyone but Vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482108
>Not wanting to bleed out your eyes
Get a load of this gay boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482115
Vanilla is good too. All the lamias are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482120
>>12482120
>All the lamias are good.
even the ones that eat people?

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>>12482056

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>>12482104
i don't know why but the faces she makes just disgusts me

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>>12482114
To elaborate: the taco is what some people call Miia's panties in EMG. She wears a little fabric... thing, that is shaped to look like a taco (sort of) and serves to keep her snake vagina covered. I think she just tuck it in down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482123
Oh fuck my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482104
What program is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482126
She's a succubus, everything about her should disgust you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482123
Ebola chan is waifu material, why isn't there more art of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482127
where im from tacos dont look like panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482122
Which ones eat people?

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>>12482123
Fucking beautiful. That last line sounds like something David Thorne would say.

>>12482135
Then you have boring tacos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482136
some from mgq
and pretty much any lamia drawn by karbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482134

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>>12481558
I thought chopper's backstory was more tragic than brook's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482140
Why would anyone remove the spy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482140
Artist forgot her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482142
was it because of how well ave maria went with that scene?

[Anonymous No.]

So guys.

Grapesnake or Medusa short?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482148
Medusa.

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>>12482132
Paladin pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482148
It's like I want you to write about me or anything, b-baka!

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>>12482148
Medusa.

This coming from the guy who's main schtick has been writing Grapesnake shorts, we need more Medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482140
>>12482145
/pol/ pls stahp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482145
Ebola is love

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>>12481746

>Have a nice Kikimora who's extremely clumsy, and unlike most Kikimora's, and her mother isn't perfect at cleaning things usually ending up destroying things.
>One day when watching TV hear you daughteru sobbing upstairs, and you leave the den to go check on her.
>Notice your Kikimora waifu holding her close to her chest before noticing you.
>Have you're Kikimora waifu stop hugging your daughteru to come over & smell you, and notice that you haven't showered todayy and makes plan to have you help your daughteru become perfect at something by giving you a personal bath.
>Have your Kikimora waifu remove your pants, and moves your boxers slowly off, and begin licking the base of your cocounuts. before moving upwards to your twitching shaft, and tip.
>Have you're Kikimora daughteru watch in amazement at her mother's ability to use her tongue cleaning skills to wash your length.
>Have your waifu stop, and then call over your daughteru with you getting close. Have daughteru slowly be guided in the process that it takes to clean your shaft, and becoming close to a climax have your Kikimora waifu shove your daughteru's head down on your shaft swallowing all your white juices.
>Then have your daughteru raise her head up with your juices dripping from her mouth with your shaft perfectly clean with her's, and her mothers saliva.


I tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482154
/pol/ created her?

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>>12482158
Spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482161
>Having your waifu lick you clean when you haven't showered
Shit, anon, you might as well have married an Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482161
You probably meant Akaname

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>>12482173
Symbiote goo suit who does lewd things and controls your body and seeps up your butt to massage your prostate while simulating the most pleasurable sensations imaginable around your cock and body.

There, I summed up most of the previous posts for Venom-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

My dick is becoming stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482173
I'm not the only one who always found the idea of a femVenom or Carnage super hot, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482176
Would you have the Carnage and the Separation Anxiety symbiotes as daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482186
I see you accepted Ebola-chan into your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482187
>femVenom or Carnage
They've been done before in the 616 canon.

There's also Ultimate Gwen Stacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482188
Carnage as a daughteru sounds nuts. How would she act towards me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482191

Fuck you for making me remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482152

>Tsundere Medusa with legs

NO.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to the Flowers for Algernon Wurm Edition?

[Anonymous No.]

we need some cute axolotl girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482206
I think somebody already wrote that.

At least, they said they would. Back on /a/, as it turns out. They may have just forgotten about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482206
i dont keep up with these fanstories but that sounds really depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482214

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>>12482187
Nope, you are not alone.
Is it wrong if I want them to still have fangs though? It doesn't feel like Venom or Carnage without the fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482214
http://youtu.be/MxA0QVGVEJw

[Anonymous No.]

Writefag here. I tried to do Flowers for Algernon: Wurm Edition but things got in the way. That and I realized after the criticism that I'm not good enough to characterize someone and make them compelling, even if it's basically ad lib with a MG.

Again I'm sorry for not being a good enough writer for the job. If anyone wants to take a crack at it be my guest.

Now if you'll excuse me I must go commit sudoku for being too much of a pussy to say this sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482247
Axolotls are truly the greatest animals to ever live

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482153

Yeah but petrification makes the appeal kind of hard for something in Medusa.

Outside of making molds with your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482264
>kind of hard
oh you card

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482257
Could've taken longer to pussy out. Kudos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482257
I'd like to see you try anyway. I can always criticise you with an emphasis on characterisation, if it comes down to it.

And honestly, I think I'd enjoy it regardless. Aside from just listing out grammar errors like I usually do, an in-depth look at character development seems like it'd be fun to write about in this context.

If you have any of the story already written out, and no intention to finish it, I'd like to see what you have so far, if you aren't too busy committing sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482264
She's always been able to undo petrification. Whether by more eye magic or gold needles.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482282

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>>12482214
I heard u liek axolotl girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482286
Oh Yuu...

No wonder she got divorced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482264
Does it? Just think about how it can be used as a bondage tool. No ropes needed, only a glance at those piercing eyes to turn your legs and arms to stone where you stand or lay, entirely at her mercy. She'd slither up you as if you really were a statue, and you'd be able to support her weight with your stone foundations with ease.

And there's a sensory deprivation angle to this, as well. Imagine that she's numbed every part of your body to sensation save for the ones she wants to stimulate. Think about how much more intense it could be. Of course she can always undo it and warm your body to life afterwards.

And don't forget her snake hair either. You've got potential there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482291
>I heard u liek
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop.

Your sister is a monster girl.

She's attracted to you.

How do you handle this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481892
>Anon, how can you be doing such a thing. I knew you would get liberal brainwashing in college, just like your brother! She's just a crazy, anti-Christian, sex-crazy maniac who's going to use you and abuse you. She's probably a Muslim!
My dad on the other hand would probably disapprove of it, but he would probably no where near as vocal about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482295
its not thats still a thing now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482297
What monstergirl is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482302
tomasu yeti

[Anonymous No.]

So who's excited for Gen 3?
I know my waifu is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482295
No reason to be so defensive against mudkips, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482306
This image was made on /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482297
>Christmas Cake onee-san
>Is now a monster girl
>Is now attracted to me
I don't even know if I'm mentally ready for all of this YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482303
Meh. I fend off her sexual advances while still loving her, but insist that she finds a boyfriend (who'd need to be approved by me, obviously. After interviewing each one. And challenging them to gladiator combat with those foam-covered beating sticks.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482297
I don't have a sister though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482310
Yeah.
I got it in one of the waifu drawfag threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482313
>I fend off her sexual advances
son you ain't stronger than a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482297
What if you have no sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482318
I do cross-country more or less every month and lived in Singapore for a long while.
I think I can handle it just by turning up the thermometer and running whenever I she's nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482297
I really don't know. I really wouldn't want to fuck my sister. I mean for starters she's a stroke victim and has trouble with her left arm, she has tattoos that don't interest me at all, she has emotional and slight mental issues because of the car accident, and I think she recently got rid of her cancer. Not to mention she's too tan for my liking, though that's most likely me not used to her being tan. So I'd probably turn her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482330
Either you get one or you become an alp and are assigned as a sister to some other anon with no sisters. 50-50 chances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX51T-EipOo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482331
Your thoughts are incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481501
Several hours late but this is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482347
Then I'll tell her that I'm into bondage, tie her up and get on the next flight to Barbados. Last time I was there people celebrated Christmas by having a shirtless Santa parade around on a jetski near the hotel I was staying at.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, spooky monster girl harem is forming for Halloween, who should be in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482355
Boogiewoman, Lich, Wight, Ghoul, Ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482355
Wight
Ghoul
Dullahan
GHOST BLOWJOB, WHOO WHOOOOOO
Skeleton dressed as a skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482355

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482355
two grapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482355
A dhampir with false vampire teeth.
A dullahan who has a smaller head hidden beneath her first head, Russian nesting dolls style.
And a wearing a white sheet with eyeholes cut out. Only her ears have pierced through the fabric on both sides of her head, so it looks even more ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482363

>And a wearing a white sheet
*an elf

Can't believe I mistyped that last one that badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481892
She makes me happy, she could help around the farm a lot, you can get lots of grandchildren to play with, plus just look at those tits, I mean come on. My mom is pretty religious but she'd be accepting, at least after a while, if she makes me happy, same with my dad. My brother and friends would be happy I've found somebody, my primary sister would probably be the same way, rest of the family I don't really know, would probably accept it if not be a little freaked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482353
Bro, you tell her that and you're gonna be the one who gets tied up.

Just a plethora of bad ideas from you man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481892
>Bring home and introduce Oni gf
>"Are you still going to Med School?"
>"Yea."
>"Okay."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482355
Trapdoor spider arachne. She's a shy christmas cake and secretly wishes that children went trick-and-treating to her house, but nobody can seem to find her front door and she scares the kids half to death when she suddenly pops out from the ground with a bowl of candy.

She's also really easy to scare and plugs the entrance to her tunnel with her juicy spider abdomen whenever she is startled (ants, tiger beetles and spiders can all do this, the trapdoor spider Cyclocosmia even has a specialized abdominal shield to better block its tunnel).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482363
What goofy costume does a wurm wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482380
beagle puss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482355
>Kejourou dressing up as Sadako
>Shirohebi as the Yamata no Orochi
>Oomukade gets the help of some other girls to sow together two cloth-made dummies to form the Human Centipede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482370
There are no bad ideas in brainstorming.

Now help me Yeti-proof my room with this bottle of turpentine and a lighter.

>>12482380
A hot-dog costume. Then she can be a hot-dog wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482389
Jesus Christ you'll burn with her.

Here's an idea. How about you move to the equator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482391
She can't catch me if I set myself on fire. Dr McNinja proved this.
And I've already bought this turpentine. It'd be a shame to let it go to waste.

[NegaWalker No.]

So. I wanted to take a bit of a poll here regarding the possibilities for a story I was thinking of writing. God, I have so many ideas going around in my head... probably spreading myself too thin but part of me just needs to write a one-shot.

'Do you want a fanfic story of heavy S&M Bondage with Darling and Rachnera done by Negawalker post full harem end? '

http://strawpoll.me/2563932

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482367
>nun holst
the way the clothes would drape over her curves would be killer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482398
I don't know what Dr. McNinja is, but I don't think you can pull off the same shenanigans as someone who is apparently both a doctor and a ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482405
Dr McNinja is a webcomic you should probably read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482400
Just so you know, you don't suck, but it might be better to just do a story about an ordinary MC and an Arachne/Jurougumo.

I know we all write about KC-based stuff all the time, but the idea of writing about an already named character from an already named anime/manga gets to me. Just my two cents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482400

>Actual fanfiction
There's a line you're about to cross. Don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482400
can it just be a normal guy and a drider?

fanfiction is pretty cringeworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482411
They are good two cents. Just feeling out ideas. And you might be right. Rather then making it a 'lemon fanfic', just do originals. Its a thing i thought I should ask about first.
>>12482415
I know, I know... Its why the Strawpoll is there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482403
Oh good god anon I would actually go to church if they had a nun Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482416
Seriously considering it. Guy and Arachne is definitely possible. But you know... Rachnera. She is love. And her and Darling actually having an intimate S&M relationship with one another sounds like a hell of a comedy and sexy goldmine.

A normal S&M relationship is one thing.

But what happens if the person you are having that relationship isn't even human?

I blame myself. I did a marathon read of Nana to Kaoru tonight and I read Sunstone every update. Part of me just wants to dive right in there right now. Fired up on the idea of a monster girl S&M relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482380
A Sperm costume

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482428
You can literally do all of that with original characters. At least change the fucking names, jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482428
Forgot my picture. Hm. I am actually considering what Rachnera may eventually do with Darling if they get into that kind of relationship. A personal collar woven from her own silk and leather belts? A safeword personal to them?

>>12482431
I know I know. I kindof expected the kneejerk reaction to the idea of actual fanfiction of Monster Musume. Hence the poll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482380
Paints herself purple and wears a papermache hood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481949
I just got done reading through that to edit for abbagjlkgajsklgjlasgjlsaglnfasgklfaskl. It'll likely be out soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482367
>You will never watch your Cow daughteru ring her mother's neck bell and giggle at the sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482434

Christ man. Stop attention whoring like Bob. Most people here are going to hate or ignore fanfiction. You could have just written it, gotten some reviews from people who like that sort of thing, and been ignored by those who don't. Nobody cares about that one Draco story that got written after all.

Only you're making it into an event. You know exactly the sort of reaction it engenders. Quit stirring the pot for hype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482405
Actually, Mc is short for "Mac" and that means "son of" so he might just be a doctor who is the son of a ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482447
It does come off as that doesn't it? My apologies, that was not the intention. Just over enthusiastic and wanted opinions/thoughts on the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482400
Where is the link to the /d/ tier writefaggotry? It's been a few days since you said you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482439
I am sad everyday that this is not a possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482459
Yeah. Was checking my old backups and it looks like most of it got lost with my old computer. Pissed me the fuck off. I'll write something new though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482400

>Literal fanfiction
Please, don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, real talk here. Who here likes Egyptian monster girls?

The obvious answer is everybody loves at least one of the desert girls. Apophis and Anubis made sure of that.

I think we should have a new, Egyptian God-based MG, and she should be a Holstaurus type.
In short, we need a monster girl Apis.
A delicious-brown, DCT, see-through silk coth-wearing Holstaurus decked out in Egyptian clothing. Somebody, I don't care who, needs to draw this.

And since .less and ELH have done something like this before, we should have them try it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482477
I like 90% of monster girls.

Hell, as long as they don't treat my like shit most of the time I would be ok with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482477
I don't even like Holstaurus and I think this is amazing.
More desert girls for Apophis to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482477
Considering how we have Apophis and Anubis, I'm surprised we don't have any of some of the other deities like Osiris or Horus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482470
How unfortunate. God speed with your new works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482477

>Descended from the European Auroch/minotaur
>Egyptian

Nah. What we need is the Tora Brava. Bred by the Spaniards from the original Minotaurs to be stronger and more aggressive than the original, dark black hair, brown skin, rippling muscles, big tits and an ass that will not quit. The fighters of the matadors in the arena.

Corea del tora

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482489

We also need the oxen. Big strong trained monstergirls with all the power of a minotaur and the temperament of a holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482489
Okay, not Apis, but Hathor is also a cow goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening.

For those keeping track, Long Distance Seduction now has it's sixth chapter complete.

My apologies for the long time between updates, I think I'm back on track after this last month and a half.

http://pastebin.com/vyN3Xapn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482500

Yes.........YES!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482306
>My waifu cuddling one of my main niggas from gen 3
So much yes. I'm coloring this first thing tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482500
Hell yes! I have been /loving/ your story, man. I'm glad you've given us a new update. This story really is beloved. Keep at it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482477
Oh good god yes, just yest, I can't live without this now that its been mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482495
>Cow goddess of joy, feminine love, and fertility
Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482504
I'd offer to do the same but I have no idea what pokemon that is.

Also, booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482517
Nigga, that's a Zangoose. They hate snakes.
Miia, however, doesn't know this, and caught it because she likes fluffy pokemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482518
Sorry, never got into anything after Silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't fuck fluffy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482522
Coincidentally, I never played Silver.
Until SoulSilver.
At which point, it became my favorite pokemon game of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>writing the next part for my crappy little series
>take a break
>computer decides to auto update and restart itself
>everything I wrote down is all gone

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482523
Nah, man, of course not. Fucking fluffy ears is how you give your waifu an ear infection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482527
That's why I hit CTRL + S after nearly every sentence I write.
You build up a habit when your computer tends to shut down whenever it feels like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482527
because you weren't saving every 5 minutes like you were supposed to.

seriously, that should be one of the first things you learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482162
A pixiv artist. /pol/ just created a death cult around her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482516
Oh lord, I can't take this any more, if our ancestors only knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482528

>Abuse a kitsune's ears so much she gets cauliflower ears.
The anal prolapse of earfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482539
The next time .less shows up, we must request it be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482533
>>12482534
And now I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482542
As much as I hate him I'd rather have this picture. Though if Loen shows back up I'm going for him.

[Anonymous No.]

This young man is about to embark on a journey to fight monsters, win a girl, and defeat the Demon Lord herself, and he needs a strong team to help him, not to mention another human to fight alongside.

So, /mgg/, will you be his desire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482546
>P4ArenaEndTheme.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482552
>So, /mgg/, will you be his desire?

I ain't no homo, homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482542
>>12482552
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482556
No. By, 'will you be his desire', he means you're the thing that he's looking for in a--

Just be his teammate, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482563
>be his teammate

I ain't going to cross swords with other men just because he likes to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482562
I made a mistake. You weren't supposed to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482563
You're not tricking me, alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482527
I lost a page of work like that. shit sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482552
>>12482563
Would aplify along the way. Not gay because he's a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482565
Nah, he'd be your teammate in slaying monstergirls.

I mean, not like, "slaying" monstergirls, he's not a pervert, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482568
It really sucks. Good thing I can recover from things like this quickly, since I still remember what I wrote down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482571
So he's not fucking ANY of the women that are throwing themselves at him? What a fag. I ain't working with no fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482580
Because he wants you to fuck him anon, he wants to be the girl that throws herself at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482580
>win a girl
If he's going to get a girl, he wants to earn it.
Don't you want to earn the V, anon?
Don't you want the feeling of a reward after conquering the Demon Lord and her lands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482576
So you aren't demotivated too badly then? Good to hear.

When that happens to me, I just quit and some variation of the work comes out two days later or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482585
I'm sure that's just his excuse, so that he can save himself for a big, strong mercenary to violate his boy pussy and Alpify him.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be an old and jaded mercenary who occasionally gets hired by the church to obtain artifacts of value from monstergirl territory.
>You'll never one day get saddled with a young paladin with the explanation that you're going to be "Training her to survive in the monster lands".
>You'll never train her to survive in the most irritated fashion possible while taking her through dungeons, lairs, and tombs you've traversed before.
>Even though some of your advice is wrong.
>"DON'T STEP ON THOSE TILES, THEY'LL SHOOT POISON AT YOU."
>"TRAIN YOUR FUCKIN' STAMINA, NOT YOUR FAITH. FAITH IS GARBAGE."
>"DON'T GET GREEDY WITH YOUR SWINGS."
>"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, DROP YOUR FUCKING SHIELD!"
>"ROLL YOU MOTHERFUCKER, ROLL!"
>"GET GOOD THO."
>Such will never be the life of Knight Errant Boivin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482587
I actually get more motivated than normal when things like this happen. It's an odd feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482587
Speaking of variations,
Remember when I put up that poll for how the 1001 Nights story should end? And a couple of people chose the joke option?

Should I or should I not write an alternate CHUUNI END for it at some point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482595
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482589
Stop. You're killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482589
Shields are always good to have. But yeah, faith is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482595
If you can handle it, I'd love to see it.

Also I don't know why, but I just feel incomplete without posting this when I update (forgot this time). Pardon my indulgence.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have to wash your neighbor's car after your harpy daughteru shits all over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482628
My daughter isn't a Seagull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482628
>Eventually you have to start an account with the local car wash for the entire neighborhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482632
>You will never work at a car wash station, where you're paid to wear a speedo and wash MG's cars.
>Most of your customers are aggressive Shark Girls who sometimes get a bit rough.
>There's always an 'Ara ara~' Lamia who shows up almost daily and always asks for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v8I5egzoMo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482589
>You'll never be an old mercenary moving from town to town, changing your name every time you change locales
>You'll never offer protection for various wives and daughters in the town for a fee after a scout alerts the town to an advancing demon army
>You'll never swear to protect your charges while the men go out to meet this threat
>They'll never realize it was a bluff and the real force has attacked from another direction
>They'll never return to find all of their wives and daughters turned into various breeds of Succubi and realize too late that you had all the telltale signs of an incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482657
Get in there all nice and deep like, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482657
>Give the Lamia the VIP service
>Get on the hood of the car and put in extra elbow grease in cleaning her car
It already helps that I've got the build of a fabulous bishounen, so let's do it.
Hot sun, hot fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482684
>She starts rubbing the edge of her gills with her fingers in an oval pattern. While you crouch down and scrub her hubcaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482693
I need more shark art.
>inb4 futa shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482698
They're not dicks though. They're fins, or something 'claspers', I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482701
claspers are a male anatomical structure for moving sperm into the female. It's not a human dick, but it shouldn't be on a female, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482687
>After you're finished cleaning the lamia's car, you give her the thumbs-up
>She gives you a smile and a wave in response
>You move your thumb so it's in between your index and middle finger, and a lewd grin
>She sees it, driving off with her face flushed
>She'll be back, and you will be ready for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482698
Could be worse. Could be that one impossibly furry shark girl that is part octopus that has octopus suckers on the inside of her thighs and on her labia. And covering her tongue... she is hot, but damn. Some things even I would be intimidated to stick my dick into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482727
Are you talking about that one Bromont character, or someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482727
>impossibly furry
>she is hot
Pick one.
If you picked both you need to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482727
I think you should post an imgur link and we can be the judge of "furry" ness. I mean, Polt is pretty goddamn furry but most people here love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482745

Why can't we like both? Too insecure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481431
Reverse psychology anon. reverse psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482730
>>12482745
>>12482748
Don't say I didn't warn you.

https://e621.net/post/index/1/netsuko

The closeup pussy shot with her attached to the glass is... fascinating. She is furry, but you don't see many monster girls with that sort of additions. ...perhaps a Kraken would?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482761
>A labia with octopus suckers on it.

Whelp. Time to fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482761

>tfw sharks are the only furry-related thing I can bring myself to get off too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482761
>https://e621.net/post/index/1/netsuko
The abyss stares back. I'm going to go kill myself. You aren't living your life correctly, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482722
>her face when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482775
>condoms
>imfuckingplying
What's the point of condoms if you're going to cum a bunch of times anyway? It's like you don't want to get a Lamia pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482790
>wanting to have even more abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482792
>Not wanting daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482790
Actually, you have a good point.
She'd be popping open a vial of aphrodisiac venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482792
Why are you in this thread if you don't want to impregnate a monster lady?
>>12482793
Exactly.
>>12482794
Also, this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482798
Snakes a shit. Except Medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482802
>Snakes a shit
Fool me once, I'm mad.
>Except Medusa
>Implying my waifu a shit
Fool me twice...how could you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482805
Only good grapesnake is a dead one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482807
NIGGA, LISTEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482808
ebonics navi pls grapesnake is worst snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482540
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482809
Your waifu a shit.
You're a shit.
And you know what else?

I never liked any of your stories.
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482812
>I never liked any of your stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482814
I thought you were a writefag.

Still,
You suck so much dick, that...
Um...
That you've got pubes in your teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482818
Why the fuck would you think I was a writefag?
And I know it's hard to comes to terms with your shit taste, but the sooner you realize it the sooner you get on the right path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482818
Why are you saying such hurtful things, anon?
Can't you be nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482824
He's saying I have shit taste.

>>12482823
I don't know, the odds around here are 50/50.
Also, no u.
I bet you like Not-Monster-Girl with the pet snake.
I bet you kiss human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482827
>Thinking because someone doesn't like a twobit goddess of darkness and chaos that got thrown out for Set makes you like the brown zombie
>Being homogay
Some people just shouldn't be allowed to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482833
>implying I'm homogay
I kiss monster girls, thank you.
Unlike somebody in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482837
You kiss monster girls? where are they, anon? I want one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482837
Monstergirls aren't real Untermensch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482844
He just draws a face and horns on his hands, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482848
Of course they're real, anon.
There's a skeleton inside you right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482853
I hope it's a girl skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482853
>Implying I wasn't a spooky lich all this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482859
You claim to be a Lich
And I think that's rich
Monster girls will never be real
Now deal with that feel
You little bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482859
Fucking necrofags. Fucking magicfags in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482863
Fuck you. Magic is awesome and witches are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482866
Witches are hot, liches are not. They tend to be very cold, actually. Room temp, tops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482866
>Witches
The correct term is "sorceress," actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482477
Best I can do this late. I'll work some more on her tomorrow night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482866
Magic is pussy, though witches are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482872
Holy shit yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482872
>Random drawfag
>Random drawfag delivering something I barely even meant to have requested so soon

Whoa.
You!
State your name and occupation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482869
It can't be helped when they reside in places where the chill cuts to the bone.

>>12482871
I prefer witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482866
I want to hunt a witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482872
You're fucking cool bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482871
>OPPAIO computer
my sides.
>>12482872
You are a good person, anon. I don't suppose I could convince you to work on Minigun Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482884
A Nazi Witch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481450
>If I had to y'know, ar-tic-u-late it, I'd uh, have to say all our rape dials go to 11, if you, heh heh, get what I'm saying.

Sez the Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482871
Can I have a source on that assertion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482899
Both of those witches are pretty cute, but I guess I'd prefer to suspend the blonde one in a noose so that she can barely breathe if she stands of her tiptoes. I'd then violate her little nazi anus for hours as she fights for every painful breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482904
Now we're talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482904
>>12482908
I'm all for violating Nazi Witch. But I think she looks sexier later in the series with the hook for a hand and an eyepatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482901
It just sounds like a more sophisticated term.
You know, the kind of term that NON-BIGOTS like myself would use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482911
>hook for a hand and an eyepatch
Post images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482912
tumblr go and stay and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482919
Okay, that was stupid, I'll admit.
I'll behave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481666
>Satan posting again.

What was it last time? "It's only your soul"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482912
>Sorceress.
>Source.

Anon, pls, work with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482911
Precum is leaking through my boxers even thinking about what kind of lewd violations I'd inflict upon a cute Nazi Witch. I'd love to give her a tracheotomy and ejaculate down her windpipe again and again until she drowned in my cum. Actually, if I was feeling confident that I wouldn't overdo it, I'd irrumate her until I was almost done and ram my almost bursting dick into her lewd neckhole, depositing the jizz straight from my dick down to her lungs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482915
This is the one page where you see the hook hand, not just eyepatch.
Kutsuzure Sensen,if you were wondering. Not really Monster Girl, but plenty of Slav mythology and witches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482927
Damn. I've failed you.
I don't have a good comeback for it. I recede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482930
guro fag pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482933
Or this one, a chapter I haven't read, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482933
>>12482938
>eyepatch
I wish to skullfuck her now. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482941

And there's a Rusalka chapter I forgot about. I was reading this before I started hanging out in /mgg/, so I forgot. She's totally not gay, she's just saving the Commissar's life. So she can keep her as a pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482946
So is the frumpy brows girl the MC? She's kinda cute, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482952
Nigga, don't be calling bold eyebrows "frumpy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482952
Eyebrows girl is the Commissar, she recruits the witch Vasenka to fight for za Rodinu in the GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR TO DEFEAT THE FASCIST INVADER, and there's Nazi witch, wolfmen, Rusalka, Baba Yaga, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482955
No, no. I mean she's both frumpy AND has big brows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482959
Oh, well that's okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482958
How many red monstergirls does she shoot in the head for muh idealogical purity and morale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482500

Fuck yes, finally!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482967
I'd kiss her brows all over while gently impregnating her on our wedding night, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482980
come again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482972
She seems to be a foil, really. Vasenka turns into a big ass bear, and is ridiculed by Bertha, who is then mauled by Bear. In the last chapter I read, St. George the Victorious turned her wolves against her, and she was seen getting mauled by them too. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a peg leg next time. The best part about the manga is the author adding in extra pages with long descriptions about Soviet equipment.
>>12482980
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482989
See. I'm currently reading Gravity's Rainbow, if I pick this up too, I don't think I'd be able to cope to be perfectly honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482989
I would strip her snow-packed overcoat and toss it on the floor on top of her boots. I'd lift her ever-so-slightly less than perfect body into my arms and set her down on the bed. She'd be a little alarmed by the forceful way I'd handle her, but her shy wriggling would melt in seconds as I loomed over her on all fours, craning my neck down to kiss her on the nose. I'd slowly start teasing the rest of her clothes off.

I'd stop short of actually stripping any more clothes - she'd be left on her back with her jacket and shirt open, but still on her. She'd want to take her glasses off, but I'd tell her she's so beautiful with them. I'd then pin her arms above her head with one hand while removing her bra with the other. With the bra now on the pile, I'd lick her slightly soft abdomen starting from her waist, working slowly upwards. She'd moan as I licked her belly button, gasp as I slightly bit her nipples, and finally softly moan again as I made my way up her neck.

She'd think I would finish my little adventure on her lips as I kissed her for minutes, but she'd be wrong. Finally I'd start up again, moving ever higher on her face, kissing her nose all over, fogging her glasses over completely. Finally I'd be at the eyebrows. I'd softly peck at her beautiful brows as I could feel her face flushing with blood. She'd feel my penis harden even further than she thought possible, poking into her tiny belly button as my lips and tongue violated her brows.

Finally I'd turn my attention to her lower body, pulling her trousers and bloomers down below her knees. I'd separate her legs just enough to lick and probe at her genitals. She'd protest, calling it dirty and disgusting, but she'd have no strength to push me away with. As her protests turned into moans, I'd finally expose my own member, still hidden from her sight. I'd position it on her lips and interlock my fingers with hers. I'd ram myself deep into her warm, slimy, pulsating hole as she gasped for breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483022
With her legs still bound together by her trousers and positioned over my shoulder, her first time would happen in a much lewder way than she ever dreamed. I'd watch her cute bespectacled face contort to a disgusting leer as we slammed into each other again and again. I'd finally make sure that I was as deep inside her as humanly possible as I ejaculated into her pulsating, fertile bowels. I'd shudder and involuntarily thrust into her a few more times before collapsing under her sweat-drenched legs.

She'd pull herself down to me by the one still interlocked hand and hug me gently as my semen made its way up to meet her big, round, perfect egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483022
>>12483026
But, she's not a Monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483029
A Communist is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483029
She's a witch, do those count? At least we've been posting about them for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483026
>fertile bowels.

Anon. That's not how babies are made.

On a side note, I bought some snacks off a Japanese girl with real, cute, bushy eyebrows. Shit was way too cute, she got so flustered when I was "charmingly" paying her for muh train nibblies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483038
eyebrows girl isn't a witch, though. Vasenka is the witch, Eyebrows is the commissar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483044
>eyebrows girl isn't a witch
Fuck this shit, get me an MG with chaikabrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483038

They barely count, but they sure are cute. Inner Moka best girl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483053
Is a frog okay too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483061
I'd make her ribbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483061
I'd rather a warm girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483058
Fight me faggot Yuki Onna best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483065
Is a cat okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483068
Oh god YES
>big brows
>kitty ears
I'd huff her face all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483068
>that tiger
would ride.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You're at home dealing with your boared Monster Daughteru, when a man drops by your house to inform you that the local island has been seized by an evil warlord! You ponder how you and your daughteru can be of assistance, when the man informs you that ancient scriptures written long ago on the island predicted that your daughteru is the island's only hope to defeat the evil warlord. Your Monster Daughteru is excited and expresses joy at this development and runs to obtain her materials needed, but she is quickly informed that they are in a hurry, so she just needs the essentials. Before she leaves, she asks you for a kiss, to help her win favor with lady luck.

Will you oblige your daughteru's commands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483073
giving a daughteru a kiss on the cheek is perfectly acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483066

she's a close second

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483073
"you're GOT to be kidding..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483087
>you're
whoops 3am

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483073
...A Loli Boar-Monstergirl would be pretty fucking adorable.

>Her hair has those three brown lines down the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483073
I have read enough hentais to know his plan. I would slam the door in his face and activate the pitfall trap under the welcome mat that leads to the suckvore cavern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483084
Post again with shinobu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483101

Who?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like your favorite monster for her personality, or just her appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483114
>eye socket
>paizuri
>ears
All sorts of insertion possibilities here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483114
i have a few MGs i'd be happy with if they "found" me. but if i had to choose i'd go off of personality

horsepussy always a shit though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483113
Anon, pls, lrn2vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483114

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483114
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483114
You can't like someone merely for their looks, but first impressions can go a long way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483128

Is the Monogatari series really that good? I've seen shit for it everywhere and I still have no idea what it's even about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483136
It's a love story about a guy, a loli vampire, a toothbrush, and MC sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483138

>vampire

nice

>loli

nevermind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483136
It's about this Monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483140
>loli

Only when she's thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483138
>>12483141
You're both wrong it's about a cat, a crab and a snail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483143
There's also a snake, but nobody likes her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483141
Eating monkey out will give you ebola.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483143
Don't deny my Monkey.

>>12483147
Worth it, 2 girls for the price of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483150
That look she's giving is just BEGGING for a violent impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

Did less end up delivering from yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483150
>monkey
not even a real monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483156
I'd say 75%+ of her looks could be described thusly.

Those eyebrows were made for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483158

Is this that series with the tigress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483158
Who'd win in a fight?

Rainy Devil or her?

Who'd want Ararararagi's dick more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483160
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483163

translations when? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483136
Just watch it and enjoy it if you have any taste anon, there's an actual cool beauty in it, even if she's a little crabby

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483170
What if he's that one anon who HAS to be persuaded by a fucking person with max charisma ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483168
I don't know, anon. I just don't know. Maybe the surge in popularity for Monstergirls will bring new translators into the mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483172
Then a tiger is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483175
>tiger
I better catch the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483114
Both. I like Draco all round

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483178
Kako's a pretty Moe character after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483180
>Draco.
>Personality.

LaughingMonsterSluts.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483180
>liking Draco
I wish I still had my gif of Sweet Clyde derisively laughing.

>>12483181
Good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483180
>>12483182
>looks
enjoy your pointy elbows, shit wings, and dyke haircut. Bitch can't even breath fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483185
She's like that one idiotic, but not fully retarded, kid you have to deal with on your ride to school on the bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483141
Would you a Monkey?

What if, even if she's up for tons of fun/lewd/kinky interpersonal relationships, she can't actually commit 100% to you because you're a dude.

Could you rail a Kanbaru, cuddle afterwards, and ignore the saudade in her expression, even if she tries to hide it?

I ask because this question keeps me up at night, since Kanbaru a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483188
right? I would a Lala before I would a Draco. Or any non-Matango MG, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483182
I can relate to Draco's situation and I can understand why she acted that way
>>12483185
I disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483185
Anon, don't assume, that since I failed to mock Draco for her looks, that I like her looks, that's facetious.

Draco a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483192
My condolences for being manic depressive anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483192
>I can relate to Draco
You're a funny guy.

>>12483191
Would you a suck vore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483195
Thank you
>>12483196
I'm glad that you can't, it means you aren't lonely and frustrated with life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483196
I would not a suck vore.
>>12483193
Draco is indeed a big smelly pile of reptilian shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483198
[FEDORA TIPPING INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483199
Hey, don't lump all the reptilian girls in her sinking ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483198
Kinda hard to relate to shit. You're that same guy that likes Raiden, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483201
No, I mean, good reptile MGs have shit that resembles Draco, I mean no slight against Lamias, Dragons, Salamanders, or even Lizardmen. I don't mean that even Draco's species is shit, but her as a character is definitely, definitively, shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483203
I refuse to believe such a person exists.

Even Kojima hates him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483203
>People here don't like Raiden
I bet your sword isn't even a tool for justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483205
She, like that one wrongpuraed game, deserves that name "True Shit".

>>12483206
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483205
Your clarification has been most helpful, and I believe we can reach consensus on this point.

Next item of business:
Should Okayado kill her off, or just gradually forget that she existed in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483209
It'd be more fitting for her to be killed off, but subtly mentioned from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483200
Umm?
>>12483203
Raiden is great. Draco is Raiden in my EMG Metal Gear fanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483209
gradually forgetting her would be the most cruel, to have her in the background, pining for Miia, her and Darling catching a glimpse of her trying to hide behind a corner. Miia and Darling say to each other
>Remember that crazy bitch?
>Yeah, what was her deal?
And then they laugh, leaving Draco crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483211

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483213
>>12483210
>>12483209
You aren't empathetic people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483211
>Raiden is great
>Great
>RAIDEN
>GREAT

You're killing me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483213
No, no, you misconstrue, Okayado himself, actually forgets that she exists, she goes so long without reappearing that she just never appears again, because his hermitcrab memory can't keep up with all the new haremettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483216
We aren't pathetic though.

[Citation Needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483216
>empathizing with a shitty one dimensional character who tries to steal Darling's beloved Miia through kidnapping and rape.
>>12483218
Oh, I thought you meant the characters forget her. I'd certainly like to, but some fag keeps talking about his shitfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483217
>>12483214
Really, whats wrong with Raiden? He does his best, even if things are out of his league/power, and he stays true to the cause of right even when his life and body falls apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483221
She didn't rape or kidnap her. While almost all the other girls have kidnapped Darling and have tried to rape him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483222
Yeah, but he's a giant dick about it.
It's like, 2 snakes before him just got shit done.
He needs a fucking soliloquy and an emo-core soundtrack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483222
He is the WORST character. Even RAIKOV is better than him! And he was made to make fun of Raiden!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483226
Raikov knew his fucking place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483222
My main problem with him is character design
>platinum blonde Bishie wearing a skin tight skull suit as his hair swishes around
>any military operative drawing that much attention to himself by being so goddamn fabulous
Do you even gray man?
Also,
>Colonel, we've managed to avoid drowning
>>12483224
Key word is attempted
>>12483226
Yes, even Raikov, a bitch boy for Electro cock, was better than Raiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483228
It was also fun to throw him poisoned food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483225
Well he isn't a clone of a super soldier, and he was raised as a child soldier, lost his family, his body, and he was thrust into this crazy situation in MGS2 and was forced to kill his adoptive father

I can understand some angst

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483230
Most named metal gear soldiers have crazy names, powers, costumes, modus operandi etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483232
But he has no real growth. He just angsts and angsts.
Boo fucking hoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483235
I disagree. Even in MGS2 he grew a lot, not even counting MGS4/MGRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483234
sure, but think of the HERO of the series, not the villains.
Snake
>scraggly hair and stubble
>Camo and/or sneaking suit
>smokes
pretty much my idea of a secret operative trying to blend in, literally. If you saw Snake in civvies, you wouldn't think much of him, just some guy with a mullet. If you saw Raiden in the street, you'd have to check twice to see if he wasn't a girl. Shit, he was mistaken for a girl at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483236
When? Was it when he realized that everything was a test? Was it when He found out that Solidus was his adoptive father? Was it when he received a golden shower? Just HOW did he grow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483242
>golden shower
forgot about that. I'm sure he had some time to think about his life choices then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483242
It's kind of summed up at the end with his discussion with the AI, Solidus and Solid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483245
No it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483239
Which empathizes his "fish out of water" and "naive noobie"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483251
But he aced all of his virtual training missions! He's a super agent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483248
Well I don't know what to say to you. He learns and experiences a lot during MGS2, the irony is that even if it wasn't a Solid Snake Simulation, he ended up becoming an equal/peer/successor to Snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483256
>Equal to Snake
yeah, nah. A lot of what Snake was trying to impart to Raiden was that Simulations=/=Real world experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483253
And are you a super agent after playing the metal gear games? no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483256
>equal/peer/successor to Snake
WHAT?! What the hell are you smoking? Not only did he NOT grow in the slightest, he is NOWHERE near the same as Snake. Not to mention that Raiden would have died without Snake's help numerous times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483259
...

I don't know what to say to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483263
And we don't know what to say to you. You're so into riding Raiden's dick, you probably liked ROSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483266
We hardly meet the real Rose, or a Rose not playing a role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483268
She still was the second worst part of MGS2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483222
Raiden is great, snake lovers are just mad they got baited by Kojima

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483262
It's like Snake never received help from anyone, not even Raiden.

Raiden is the successor to Solid Snake.

>>12483270
And I'm telling you that "Rose" is an AI for the majority of that game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483271
The only one baiting is you.

>>12483272
>Raiden is the successor to Solid Snake
We're done. Go live in your delusional world in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483275
Well he is. There isn't an argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483278
>Well he is
>he is
>he
>is
That one fairy from Berserk is more of a successor than Raiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483230
Look, they should have just transplanted a Jojo in his place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483282
Are you going to elect anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

I have sure fire way to separate the snakefags from the raidenfags

STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483284
That one background character from 5CM per second, Raikov, The Flash, a lump of dog shit, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483283
>Jojo
>using ridiculous stand powers on the equally ridiculous bad guys
I would play the shit out of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483284
KONO DIO DA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483286
How about a nongay punch-punch-kick combo? Raiden fucking SLAPS the enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483287
So you can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483291
Yes. Dio replacing Raiden would make MGS2 MUCH better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483290
It would've been utterly fabulous to an excellent degree.

You just King Crimson all the time paradoxes away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483297
Name a series that wouldn't be improved with Dio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483299
The Final Fantasy series as of late.

[Anonymous No.]

>Combat soon, fellow operator
>Really? When?
>NOW.
update to Spider and the Fly, line 1348
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
Grey Fox Smile status: Protected

Also if there are any questions about acronyms and military slang, ask me here, I can't be arsed to write foot notes. It fucks up my momentum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483303
What's your opinion on Raiden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483304
My opinion? Bad character, good game. His character design pissed me off, and yes, I was mad the first time I played MGS2. I still think it was a good game, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483303
>Fuck the fluffy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483303
>That pic
>The MG
>Muh feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483309
The Tanker section was the best part, as was Snake Tales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483309
Another person who doesn't understand the thematic and story reasons for his design

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483313
Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483313
>"According to Shinkawa in the featurette The Making of Metal Gear Solid 2, the primary reason why Raiden is designed as a bishonen (a "pretty boy") is because a fan letter stated that the addresser in question did not want to "play a story with an old man." Kojima also mentions similar reasons in the documentary Metal Gear Saga Vol. 1."
2deep4me I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483316
That just seems like they're just being dicks to the player base, they had to have had better reasons.

You'd like to hope so anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483318
Maybe they wanted to attract some fujo customers? I doubt existing fans dropped the game because of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483318
No, they literally made him look like that because female fans thought Snake was a gross old dude. In that sense, MGS4 is the real troll game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483316
That's obviously a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483320
Fujo's ought to have higher powerlevels by now regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483303

I want to give her a hug and tell her everything will be alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483323
>"Kojima received much fan mail; one letter was from a girl who stated she did not want to play a game with an old man. He took this into consideration; he and his team designed a character more appealing to women, resulting in Raiden's appearance. Designer Yoji Shinkawa noted that he and the other character designers took a great deal of inspiration for Raiden's appearance from the bishōnen archetype. Because Raiden was a new character the staff designed him carefully, giving him white hair to symbolize his introduction. Shinkawa further noted that Raiden ended up with an overall feminine appearance. His outfit (the Skull Suit) was difficult to design until the staff decided on a "bonelike" concept. Shinkawa wanted to make Raiden sexually appealing, emphasizing the tightness of his clothing."
That's a terrible fucking joke for the designer and the director to both do. Face it, girls thought Snake was gross, so Kojima and Shinkawa made Raiden look like a bitch. Talked like one too.
>>12483329
I almost killed the mom, but that would mean that Grey Fox's smile would not be protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483332
I'm just saying that Raiden was designed that way to empathize how out of place he was, how naive/innocent he was to how things really were and how he was a noob

It also creates a greater sense of dissonance between his original body and his new cyborg one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483339
Naive and innocent? He was a child soldier who killed at a very young age. He lied to his girlfriend the whole time about it, too. His room was empty, like his heart! I understand the part about Raiden representing the player, but I think they if they wanted to represent the player, they could've gone with someone who looked like human, not a doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483342
Raiden had had that part of his life locked away. He didn't fully come to terms with his upbringing until MGRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483344
At least Snake didn't bleed/puke jizzblood when damaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483344
HERE'S JACK!

>Comes to terms.

MUH MEMES.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather become an Alp prostitute than like Draco or Raiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483362
I'd rather make you into an Alp prostitute than see Draco and Raiden. But if you were my Alp, I'd pay extra to dress you as Raiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483364
>dressing up an Alp as raiden
That's fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483364
I'd pay extra to have a threesome with this anon, and the other anon, (now an alp); on the proviso, that the Alp cosplay as Draco cosplaying as Raiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483367
That's why it has to be done. I can't have Alp hookers walking around with self esteem! They start to get the ideas that they're real ladies, not just slutty fucktoys. Gotta keep the pimp hand strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483368
As long as we don't cross swords or touch balls, I'm good with that. I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483373
Alp spit roast, with the prerequisite bro fist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483362
Shut up, Alp, you autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483379
eiffel tower that motherfucker, yeah. Also, I recommend we both wear shades, it's weird to make eyecontact with a guy when your balls deep in Alp ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483382
I'm not Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483370
>>12483387
Yeah, actually I think its this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483388
Alp would talk about how no one likes him. If someone said they were going to hatefuck Alp's ass inside out, he'd just ask when they would be there so he could lube up in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483386
You don't wear shades all the time anyways?

You'd fuck an alp in the ass and not the pussy?
What like "Who'd want to use your girly pussy you little slut" kinda thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483392
I would use the butt first, until the Alp begged for it, then I'd shove it in is slutty pussy with my nasty shit dick. She'd love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483393
That would be down an Alp's alley. Heh.

Imagine taunting a masochistic Alp with that.
"Shit you random Alp, how does it feel to get your ass fucked? Jeez, you don't even have a prostate now, but you're still loving it, you little slut."
>Now imagine fucking a super proud tsun tsun alp until she gets off on the same taunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483395
Alps are like elves, but they really should be abused. A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483397
>You abuse an alp for so long, and fill it with so much semen it becomes a moderately powerful succubus.
>Who really believes in "turn around is fair play"

Crushed Pelvis ahoy on the starboard bow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483397
No, they need to be gently dominated and cherished. Gender bent best friend, thats how it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Gamer Gazer waifu who's abusive and beats you whenever she loses a game
>Or when you say something stupid
>Or rape you when she beats you in a game
>You always let her win because her losing is far worse
>You will never cry yourself to sleep in bed while she plays Pokemon Crystal on her Atomic Purple Game Boy Color

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483401
>not railing an alp so hard her mind whites out and she loses the last traces of her masculinity.
>Also the ability to walk, or even stop orgasming for a solid half hour.

I point you fine gentleman in the direction of Da Hootch/Shindol's manga "TSF Monogatari."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483399
I can wear condoms to spite an Alp hooker.
>>12483401
If I had a gender bent best friend, I wouldn't let her/him be a hooker. This is for Alp-Hoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483379
Boggles my mind to this day that Araki had two Japanese characters but used the French guy to make a Japanese joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483402
Why don't you just smack her so hard and with such a manly look of satisfaction, Sean Connery levels of manliness, that she gets wet every time your hand goes above elbow height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483406
>>12483407
Oh, I didn't realize it was for whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483409
Who else was going to make a joke that goofy?

Jotaro's only good for DOLPHIN NOISES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483411
>You try to stand up for yourself
>She uses her eye tentacles to bind you down
>Begins hitting you with the pointy edge of the NES Controller
>Then makes you play Mario Party's Minigames

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone's wondering what less has been working on, it's not any of our requests.
http://imgur.com/aqb9GMJ
>that cat dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483416
Nigger gets what's coming to him if he can't look that satisfied.

Shit, I'd say he's even /into/ it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483417
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483417
He really can't draw dicks well, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483422
Well, bob's isn't big enough to use as reference material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482495
why is she killing japs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483407
>"Please, you don't even have to pay me, just cum in me, p-please!"
>"Ahh, Sorry I just finished."
>"I'LL PAY YOU! JU-just, your cum, please!"
>"Sure, done deal, you'll have to fish the condom out of the bin, I already chucked it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483424
That's 100% home ranch Texan beef thar son. None of that Wagyu shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482527
>not having auto save set up to save every 1 minute
Well there is your problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483424
I wonder what military that cap is from and what time period

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483426
>that pregnant buttslut in TSF
she really is the perfect Alp.

>she rolls the scumbag, dripping the cum into her mouth
delightful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483417
>earfuck
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483432
That girl was made of erections.
Didn't help she was a redhead, I cannae say nu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483435
too bad about the futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483419
But then that brings up another question

Would you guys be into being abused by your Monster Waifu?

Unbiased opinions only, don't bother answering if your Amazon Waifu is in the same room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483430
Its just a forage cap anon, they've had a pretty long history, she may be a crack at MacArthur being a giant inhuman cunt. Though was he a 4 star?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482589
>you will never have her put all her levels into END
>she will never be able to eventually fast roll in heavy armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483442
MacArthur was 5 star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483439
In the 1st Appendix it gets toned down to non retard moe penis size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483444
5 star fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483441
No, I have a spine, pride, and several generations of family that'd look down upon me with really sad eyes but wouldn't even try to communicate...

So many ancestors anon. So many disappointed dead relatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483441
Abuse is different that domination in bed. It's even different than not wearing the pants in the relationship. Having someone beat you when you don't get a beer fast enough is no one's idea of a good relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483441
Draco would never hurt me on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483464
>Soz I have the opportunity to dump you for some lamia chick.
>GIT REKT, SOZ.
>DRACO OUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483441
Abused? No. But I be up for vicious, unexpected sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483441
It wouldn't be biased at all if she was in the room call for help she loves me and im fine with her doing whatever she wants to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483303
>Not using my littler excerpt on her having her head blown off by a 7.62 hallow point
fucking heathen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483466
She wants friends, I'll be her friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483479
Stay mad, Paladin-fag. The only reason I wrote her in was to protect the smile. a small, beaten down creature deserves love, human or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483441
If you find yourself in a relationship where "murder-suicide with a chainsaw" would spice up your love life and set your monsterchild on the path to bassist stardom you'd probably look back on some decisions a little less fondly than others.

Chief amongst them would be shacking up with a sociopathic, violent monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483482
Don't worry, I'll make sure she suffers a truly slow and painful death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483480
>Oh. Lets be friends.
>I actually want you to be my waifu.
>But no, let's be /friends/.

That's how you get dem ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483490
You'll give her a grand tour of your collection of MLP miscellanea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483490
So go writefag about it. I've already saved her, anything you do will just be shit fanfic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483495
I can't get ladies, being friends would be the absolute limit of my abilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483512
Draco's perfect for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483500
But anon, she's already dead. She died before you even had a chance to save her, I am simply telling the tale.

[Anonymous No.]

Scp were all the monsters are replaced with monster girls

why cant this exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483515
She would be perfect for anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483517
Alright, then you have fun with that, dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483517
ACTUALLY, WHAT YOU TOLD WAS YOUR FUTURE SELF!

KING CRIMSON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483526
>time paradox time
>paradox time paradox

>>12483525
I will, I will also cut holes in succubi's stomachs and rape them that way, it will be the only sex they don't enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483531
You /clearly/ underestimate succubi anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483531
>Getting demonic stomach acid on your dick
go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your monster girl harem be made up of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483537
>>12483532
>holy condoms
checkmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483541
>harems
a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483541
A cancergirl, a beegirl, a phoenix harpy, a monkey-girl, a vampire, a nekomata, a snail girl and a tsukogami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483542
>Holy
>Condoms.

Choose one, or I'll sick the Spanish inquisition on you in such a way that you no longer expect it.

>I thought I had a picture of biggles and co, but have 12 angry men instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483541
Just Draco. But Polt and Lilith can hang out too, I'll make them lunch and serve tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483537
>stomach acid
Implying I wouldn't stab her in the uterus and impregnate her via c-section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483552
All I said was, that meal was good enough for Jehovah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483557
HE SAID IT AGAIN!
STOOOOOOONE HIM!

Captcha: Justice dsmscou

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483541
My harem would only consist of the most respectable, and self-controlled in public monster girls:
Valkyrie, Centaur, Kikimora, Crow-Tengu, and Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483556
I don't like Succubutts either, but you need to tone down the edge some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483441
Depending on the monster, you might not even have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483562
At least /one/ of those girls would murder you for fucking around with the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483552
>because the church wouldn't create such a anti demon device if monsters became real.
go back to the 1950 south you nigger hater

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483577
Nigger, you think you're the farken pope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483572
>Saying one of them would.
>Not saying everyone, but the Kikimora would commit murder.
Step up senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483577
You know Pope Francis is ok with monster girla, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483582
>At least.
>At.
>least.

K.

>>12483583
Pope Franky's a pretty top bloke, relatively speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482355
>tfw it'll be my birthday and no lamia or tomboyish lizard-girl waifu who pranks you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483585
You probably think he's liberal but he's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483582
Story Idea: Swept Under The Rug

A kikimora brought low, leaves behind her devoted self, and instead becomes a crime scene cleaner for hire; black mailing, fucking, and finally committing murder herself her way in to financial security.

From Dojikko Meido Moe to "I fucking short Marv in the face!" moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483588
>Relative
was the important clause there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483593
I like the crime scene cleaner stuff, maybe a hitman mentor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483594
Well I know he is the closest man to God on Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481436
Cuddly as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483593
The sad part about a Kikimora being a crime scene cleaner is that she would be to good. Turn it into a giant underground enterprise, and fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483583
how the FUCK is he ok with actual demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483598
We need a portrait of a Kikimora in scrubs with a look that says "I've seen too much shit" with some random person's brains up the wall.

Maybe with a polaroid camera. The whole precariously walking the fine line between staying ahead of the cops and staying alive and steadily collecting favours, blackmail and ties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483617
I'm getting a Sawyer the cleaner vibe from that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483616
Well as long as they confessed and were Baptised it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483616
Better than slowing AIDs with african condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483613
fucking jew monster, we need to exterminate this literally waste of space more than we need to burn all mantangos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483624
Which monster girl would be best at ethnic cleansing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483622
pretty sure demons can't do that because they'll burst into flames or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483626
Kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483626
Humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483626
ebola-chan, she is already doing to town in africa anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483627
More like, if that had happened, they wouldn't have turned in to demons in the first place.

'dem baby demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483626
Kikimora bro. They are super soliders, and perfect at everything they do.

>>12483632
I want to marry Ebola-chan, but I don't want to leave the first world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483636
how is a kikimora a super soldier? not even thread canon can make that jump

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483636
When it comes to cleaning anyways,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483627
Faith can do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483645
We're not in Sigil anymore, anon. Faith alone isn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483617
>read this article - http://www.vice.com/read/postmortem-0000449-v21n9
>Instead of a broken man.
>Broken Kikimora, who can't even say that she's on the right side of the moral divide.

This has gotten a little too real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483640
>Kikimora are good at cleaning.
>Ethnic cleansing is cleaning.
>Bad puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483136
I'm watching it and I still have no fucking clue what's going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483654
Ethnic cleansing=/=soldiery
Any bunch of assholes with guns can ethnic cleanse an unarmed group of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483645
except be a good build anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483657
It's really not meant to be a test of your comprehension ability anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a monster girl, ask me anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483658
But Kikimora's do it with STYLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483667
would you rather rape me, or be tenderly loved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483379
I loved this scene so much. Now if only I could draw well enough to animate it with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483674
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483678
Both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483667
On a scale of 1 to 10, how turned on are you by the thought of an out of shape NEET neckbeard with poor social skills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483667
Would you rather eat a burger or a hotdog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483684
10/10.

>>12483685
Hot dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483693
What about taco?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483693
how suggestively would you eat said hot dog? What's your favorite brand? BallPark? Nathan's?
Hebrew National Kosher dogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483633
nigga wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483667
I will exterminate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483703
>Baptise that baby ASAP.
>Cause if you don't it'll never find peace in a church graveyard and will haunt the mortal plane hating all it finds since it can never rest amongst god's chosen.

Church is hardcore about unbaptised babbies.

[Anonymous No.]

Sufferingfags pls leave ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483719
The unbaptised babies just want love.

Aklso possibly your soul. Or will just murder you out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482872
BASED
I hope you can also do more girls/requests too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an mg who makes this face

http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/images/6/6e/Otaria_v01_049.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483719
Suffering is eternal. Suffering is life.
Whole life is just a one long suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483417
Fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483541
Fucking surrender monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483733
What about the secondaries that the UBW adaption will bring in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483744
I guess we'll be hearing a lot of
>Steel is my body, Fire is my blood
From people who never read the VN from now on. Oh joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483733
Read some Sartre and come back and try that existential bullshit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483752
Is that the bad form of suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483756
I read him long time ago, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483756
Buddha says life is suffering, and there is no denying that. Who needs Sartre?
>>12483758
But you wanted an adaptation for a route that wasn't Fate, did you not? Rejoice, for your wish is about to come true!

[Anonymous No.]

So which MG has the best chances of being the smartest girl in school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483773
Wurm, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483768
To feel food become ash in your mouth for a while.

Camus was better regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483773
Probably Cerea or Meeo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483763
Then you should know better than to be so trite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483140
Shinobu is the pent-ultimate vampire. Loli, teen, barely-legal teen, college-young-adult, milf. Goes from DFC to DCT, and can be any one of these forms whenever she wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483773
Anubis, naturally. She works hard and ignores distractions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483783
PENTUPLEMINT VAMPIIIIIIIIIIIRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483773
Out of the EMG harem, I'd say Mero or Lala, out of the entirety of the MGE? Probably any of the undead or undying monster girls as they'd have near enough forever to learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483783
>whenever she wishes.
Isn't she weak as fuck after kizu-movie-never, so she can only use loli form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483073

NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS LEAVING THIS HOUSE TO DEFEAT AN EVIL WARLORD WITHOUT HER OLD MAN'S ARMOR ON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483796
Nigga do pay attention to what you read/watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483785
ITS SERIOUSLY CHEWY

[Anonymous No.]

Could you imagine a gang of Kikimoras driving a Oldsmobile down the road with classical music blaring through the sub woofers, readying their cleaning utensils for a "Clean-by"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483809
Don't you mean their "Street-Sweepers"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483796
I'm just assuming that this is befoe Kizu. Esp. since I could never be as based as Ararararararagi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483808
Thanks for being metal anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483073
>Deeply question this man's intentions, smack him upside the head if he tries to rush her, get my shit together and my daughter's shit together and we all go at our own pace.
>If people die, people die. The Warlord just needs to be beaten.
>If the man lost a waifu, send him too her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483817
No, anon. Thank you.l

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483813

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna see a wum deathmetal singer doing fullbody windmills and getting dizzy and falling over with a cute, out-of-character squeal.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm Wrangler continues.

http://pastebin.com/zmtMWkJD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483809
>>12483813
Cuz the girls in the hood is always hard
come droppin some trash, we'll clean your car
knowin nothin in life but to clean your shit
don't charge me boy, you won't pay shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483836
You know they're hardcore rebels, because they go round to schools and clean their windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483836
And they're like, it's cleaner than yours
Damn right, it's cleaner than you's
I could teach you...
>Is monday afternoon good for you? I already have a house scheduled in for 7:45

[Anonymous No.]

>Russian Kikimora
>"Please stop cleaning my room."
>"Nyet."
>"Please stop washing my back."
>"Nyet."
>"Please stop pleasuring me with that onahole."
>"Nyet."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483845
Damn Russians don't respect people's autonomy. So is any drawfag going to make us a Siberian Tiger Balalaika or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483835
>http://pastebin.com/zmtMWkJD
I like it.
I saved Grey Fox for you by the way.
>>12483848
I'm working on getting .less to do Minigun minotaur. I had to go to IRC and give him pics of miniguns and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483839
Is that Marii from Joshiraku? Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483851
>saved Gray Fox
Nice. I don't even know what to say now. For your reward, I'll let you decide what one of the mech pilots is going to be.
>.less
By the looks of it, he has other things on his mind. Like spiky cat dicks. Not that I blame him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483854
it's a stolen joshiraku joke, hence the Marii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483855
How about an actual wrassler, trained in mech suit wrasslin to go up against his ultimate opponents-Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483862
>mech suit wrasslin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483862
As in, the mech imitates he movements he makes inside the cockpit?
I just realized that calling it a cockpit in a Monster Girl setting is going to result in horrible, yet hilarious, misunderstandings. A wrassler it is. A hairy Turk with lots of oil on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483867
However you need to do it to make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483807
I only watched first season
Too lazy to watch the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483867
>>12483873
Also, Fighting Wurm is totally turned on by hairy Turk, but he's just all about the fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483873
It doesn't NEED to be a Turk, I just think it's funnier. Especially if the mech secretes oil to make itself slippery. This is a good idea. Thanking ya kindly.
>>12483882
I can see potential in this as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483714
>baptizing a demon
that is murder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483835
So far so good, I'm enjoying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483851
>>12483855
>being hug box faggots.
Little girl soldiers deserve to die painful deaths, and they do IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483835
This... promises to be really really fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483887
If there's a Turk, there needs to be a JD though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483882
>Fighting Wurm is totally turned on by hairy Turk, but he's just all about the fight.
He should also have a wife and kids back at home.

The wife is an oil slime, his mech is lubricated by her secretions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483902
try not to cut yourself on the edge. Besides, did you not read the part where the Ushi Oni got turned into a gooey puddle of gore and shit by a Minigun and a fifty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483902
>IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483902
What does it feel like when you're unable to love?
>>12483900
>>12483903
This is the most positive feedback I've ever gotten. Now I'm curious as to why.
>>12483904
What's a JD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483908
>What's a JD
>In relation to a Turk.

Sasuga Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483908
>What does it feel like when you're unable to love?
Like being a generic shounen anime villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483906
>thinking that mild violence is enough for my erection

>>12483908
I FEEL THE LOVE AND WARM OF OUR GOD EMPEROR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483908
Combining mechs, which are awesome by default, and a lamia-esque creature (I know they're a dragon but they look similar to a lamia) is a recipe for success

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483915
>mild
Good thing I didn't write it for your erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483908
Mechs and amusement. Besides, I've always liked your writing, Alpanon. The Matango moment in the beginning was hilarious, and this story is original enough to be very entertaining. The idea of mechs fighting monster girls is pretty awesome, and wurms are adorable. The wurms themselves you've picked out are going to be very fun to read on.

This whole idea of a modern world adapting to monster girls in various different ways is one I completely like and love to consider myself in my writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483912
I still have no idea what you're talking about, don't be so enigmatic man.
>>12483919
>>12483916
>people like mechs
I always hated them by default, which is why it took me up until very recently to watch Code Geass. I kinda saw the error of my ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483914
KONO, DIO DA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483921
JD and Turk, he's referring to Scrubs.

Also, I like WurMilf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483908
>What does it feel like when you're unable to love?
>4chan
>someone who can feel love
pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483926
If anyone should understand GUY LOVE it's Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483921
Will they be Real Robots or Super Robots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483921
Ah, fair enough, I wasn't lucky enough to be nurtured on REXs boxy teat but RAY managed to be there for me when I was growing up
Always feel like I'll end up like a less motivated version of Otacon, minus the eternal suffering.
Also, I think that other anon is talking about some comedy show called Scrubs, set in a hospital if I remember correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483928
They might not have Scrubs in the frozen North, I don't think Reindeer antlers give good TV reception.

[Anonymous No.]

Stat your MG

Draco
Dragon newt
Paladin

STR : 18
DEX : 12
CON : 14
INT : 10
WIS : 8
CHA : 15

>Draco's draconic heritage is evident in the hard scales covering her back, legs and forearms - her AC increases by plus 1 at lvl 1, and again at 5, 15 and 20
>Draco's tail can detach in high pressure situations - once per long rest she can escape grapple and/or move without provoking attacks of opportunity, additionally the tail can be consumed to regain 1d8 HP plus CON modifier, both as separate bonus actions
>Unfurling her wings, Draco is able to glide through the air - Draco has a flying speed equal to her movement speed, she must already be in the air before performing this movement, additionally her flight cannot exceed the original height, every turn she drops 5 feet towards the ground
>A natural predator, Draco has razor sharp claws and a powerful tail - she can make unarmed attacks, with proficiency, using her claws (1d6 plus STR modifier, raises by 1d6 again at level 5, 15, 20) and can grapple with Reach using her tail (this action is unavailable if her tail is detached)
>Draco shares the weakness to cold with her draconic ancestors - Draco has weakness to cold attacks, additionally she must make a CON saving throw when in an area of heavy cold for longer than 5 minutes, or fall into Sleep
Languages
Common, Draconic
Proficiencies
All armor, shields
Simple weapons, martial weapons
Persuasion, Disguise, Athletics, Deception, Stealth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483918
You need force a manticore's face into the ground with your metal boot as you and your squad mates slowly rip off her wings one at a time
Then after, when she thinks you're done, mud and tears covering her face and in her mouth, you pull out a normal rusty knife and cut off her tail, slowly sawing through it.
However that isn't enough, this whore tried to make a reverse harem out of your squad, so she MUST be punished.
With your bare hands you rip her muddy cat ears off.
Once you're done you and your squad move out and continue with your mission, the manticore laying in shock and tears in the mud created by her own tears and drool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483936
I managed to pick it up on my Kookaburra, he shoulda manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483926
>scrubs
Oh. Sorry, I don't watch shitty comedies.
>WurmMILF
She's also the mom from Pastafarian Wurm.
>>12483932
>MGS
I never got to play that as a kid, kinda bitter now.
>>12483936
>frozen north
We don't have winters anymore, actually. Climate change happened. It sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483937
[-4STR INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483938
The Manticore who raped the MCs buddy caught 5 bullets. Taking that much time to torture a captive when you can shoot them is on the same level as sadist rapist monstergirls who rape men until they die of dehydration. Either way, I'm not doing it.
>>12483941
Yeah, Scrubs sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483937
Draco is too useless to have stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483945
"You shall be shot! Slowly unt painfully!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483941
>>12483945
>Scrubs sucked
Niggers the lot of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483950
Why not watch quality comedy, like The Office, UK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483952
Or Little Britain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483952
Why not watch quality comedy, like Black Books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483954
Or Keeping Up Appearances. Or British stuff in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483957
Wait what? People actually think Little Britain is good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483952
Spaced was pretty good.

Are there any British monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483960
Goblins and Hobgoblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483945
>being this much of a pussy.
You wouldn't survive in a MG world. You must send the message that if someone tries to fuck with you, they will suffer a fate worse than death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483962
Germanic, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483959
I dunno, but Keeping Up Appearances is solid gold.
>Buckeé residence, lady of the house speaking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483962
do they have obnoxious accents?

>>12483963
Grimtard please.
please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483968
>do they have obnoxious accents?
Do they wear burberry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483968
They can sing Fagin's "Reviewing the situation" with great fidelity?

They can do a snappy "Chim chim cheree" if properly motivated.

>>12483972
Aquascutum, only the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483972
>oi wanka, want a go?
I don't know how obnoxious British girls troll for dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482500
Damn, that was deeply enjoyable, man! Keep it up! This is a great story.

And while they might ever become really lovers, who knows. They could be happy and solve one another's problems.

Poor guy. I'd feel like I was going insane too if I argued with myself like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483974
Immigrants, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483968
>nigger refuses to believe shit like this happens in the real world all the time
Go to africa and punch some one out of the blue.
Go see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483921
Mechs are only part of the interest for me. The fact that its combining genres and showing how a modern world would respond to monsters and how it could change and how it could adapt. Humans without the reigns of the Chief God on them preventing them from evolving too far or gaining too much technology are going to be able to go wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483979
If I punched a random person in africa, I could well punch an ebola victim in the mouth.

Long as I wear scrubs and gloves I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483979
just because it happens, doesn't mean I'm gonna write guro torture scenes so you can fap. you want it so bad, write it yourself.
Also,
>muh realism
Monster girls, you stupid shit. Not realism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483979
>real life sucks, so our stories have to suck too!
That is not the point of fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483988
>nigger is writing modern day ops and shit
>not realism
How autistic are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483996
>thinking that modern day special ops involves torture
Not writing about the CIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483937
>Draco
>having any charisma

Ah ha ha. Ah hoo hoo. Ah hee hee.
And I thought my jokes were bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483996
>author is writing about monster girls
>realism
How autistic are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484002
>No concept of suspension of disbelief
Not even him but I hate you stupid fucks so much sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483999
SO you're saying a bunch of juiced of men who find out their buddy had been raped and torture for however long it was aren't going to do the same if they get their hands on one of the little shits responsible for it?

Are you even a human? Have you ever left your house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484005
>replace every character with the psychotic SETH EFRIKAANS from Elysium, then grimfag will be grinfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484004
The real issue is Grim-kun wants me to write torture scenes so he can beat his pathetic dick to suffering, and I'm not doing it.
>>12484005
Chain of command usually prevents shit like this from happening, there are exceptions like an SF A team murdering some civilians and Army infantry units shooting unarmed people and planting weapons on them, taking trophies. Not to mention the Scout Snipers pissing on dead Taliban. These things happen, surely, but I'm not putting them in my story. The main character has already stated that he believes MGs to be people, and I won't write an unlikeable asshole into the story for your sick fapfuel. and to answer your question, I spent 6 years in the Navy, usually requiring me to leave my house, and sometimes the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484004
>I have a guro fetish and everyone has to cater to it!
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484005
> being a fucking monster to begin with.

No anon you are the monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484001
She successfully disguised herself as a man and successfully deceived qnd persuaded Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484013
>fap
No, that was me fucking around. However it does tingle my sadistic side to read it happening which I really like

That being said you're cutting the dark bits out of a gray world to make it white. I dislike that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484021
She was just being a dick in a pair of mens pants.

not literally... Figuratively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484022
>one MC is continually raped, not OH NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS, but actual rape for the course of more than a year and a half, and an escape attempt cripples him and his best friend to the point of him considering suicide
>One MG is beaten and tortured, off the page, but her tail is cut off for being a traitor
>MGs getting lit up by machine gun fire
shit, man, how much darker should I make it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484025
You should describe it in graphic detail so he can masturbate to it, isn't that obvious by now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484025
Spooky nighttime scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484025
do >>12484031

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483938

This was so edgy I got one of my eyes cut while reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484031
I love spooky nighttime/ nightmare scenarios.
Especially if they don't force the spppoky ghost archetype

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484028
Think I'll write a chapter where every single character snuggles with Manticore kitten daughterus and everyone takes cute pictures and puts them on Facebook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484013
>and I'm not doing it.
Well of course you should only do what you want and are comfortable with. So long as the logic and consistency works for you, that's fine. Was referring more to people trying to handwave any thought of responsibility to coherence as annoying. It's the same as with this ear fucking lately.
>But she's a magical 2D waifu so doesn't adhere to any relatable sense of physical logic or laws!
Comes across as really stupid and just looks dumb.

Willful suspension is not limitless, but probably isn't an issue in your case specifically.

>>12484014
See above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484035
I shat bismuth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484037
there is nothing you can write I won't be able to fap to besides NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484002
Just because the story is a fantasy, it doesn't mean that you should depart from every semblance of reality altogether. I mean, this is dependant on the individual story and the theme it aims to set. For any story that ranges from "whimsical" to "lel so randum", it is okay to have a tenuous grasp on reality.
When your story wants to convey characters with depth, and make you feel emotions, it's probably best to aim for realism. After all, we are real. What better way to relate to a real person by acting real.

And just as a little distinction, when I say "real" and "realistic", or any variant of that word, I don't mean mundane.
A fantasy story with magic and monsters can be realistic because of the characters, their reactions and things like that.
Likewise, a story set in our world, with no magic or fantasy elements, I would call mundane. That's not a jab or a bad thing, it's just how I differentiate the scale of realism/immersion from the scale of fantasy/mundaneness.

Being realistic doesn't mean having to be edgy. But you need to have your characters act like actual thinking people, with opinions and the ability to act in a way that can be explained by their experiences and personality.

So what I guess this boils down to is: any story has its own internal logic, which while it may not follow real world logic, must be adhered to within the story.

Note that I didn't actually read the pastebin story, so this can only really be a very generalised explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking as someone who just checks these threads because he likes cute monsters: what's the appeal of all the horrible stuff? Why are some people here so keen on turning everything into something that leaves someone dead or traumatised forever? Why all the creepy power structures and permanent mind-altering effects being passed off as sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484047
Because they're edgy fucks who want to feel SOMETHING, anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484042
So I'll write a dad dicking his Manticore daughteru, and she's about 8, only for her to lose him to a Matango. right after she started to think that him dicking her was good. Now she has a new Matango Mom! Just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484050
bo-bo-boner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484046
Please don't waste your time writing shit like this about stories you haven't read. It makes you look silly. The lack of "realism" in this case is just the lack of guro fap fuel for sick fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484048
I WANT TO FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484046
>didn't actually read it
opinion discarded.
Discarded hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483417
That kitsune is one hell of a slut.

Which orifice does she like the cat dick in the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484050
>this
God that's fucking hilarious. Do it.

>>12484046
Anon knows whats up AND he sounds like Bob (who, despite what people say, is a very logical person).

>>12484054
>being this retarded
grandad is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484048
But the warm fuzziness of twoo wuv is "something". Rather than this >>12484050 sort of disturbing shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484062
Nostril, left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483417
Come the fuck on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484063
>being this retarded
I bet you fap to Serbian Film, you scallywag, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484072
>not fapping to tip top tier porn
Why are you even on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484047
A lot of stuff seems to be based on MGE where you will be captured, raped until it becomes your favourite thing and mutated into an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484077
For warm and fuzzy feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484083
>warm and fuzzy feeling
>4chan
ahahahahah
good joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484037
>manticore kittens

Do want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484087
But wouldn't they be Manticore Cubs, since you know, lions have cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484087
>to burn and tear to pieces and possibly eat
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484054
>>12484059
I kind of just wanted to chime in with my own two cents, without taking any sides. I even said that I could only really make a very generalised comment, about writing in general and not the story being discussed at the time.
Obviously, I can't take any sides, but I guess I wanted to emphasise the importance of sticking to a story's own internal logic, however bizarre it might be. I don't agree with just throwing in more blood and violence to make a story more "mature", however. That's what shitty horror movies do.
>>12484063
I've noticed that Bob can write some long-winded and discussion-based stuff which sort of reads like the comments I make, too. I can assure you that I'm not him, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484087
GAOOOOOO~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484066
I'm now remembering those gifs of nostril sex.
RIP boner.

>>12484067
Do people not like fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484087

>Manticore daughterus flapping their wings, flying around the house like pic related

WHERE ARE MY DEFIBRILLATORS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484095
That picture is downright disgusting and you know it. It belongs on /d/ for fuck sakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484093
>hong
manticore cosplaying hong meiling? yes psl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484095
She can play out your ex-erection with the last post, on her right nostril.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484100
>They fly around and cling to the curtains, tearing them up as they climb, swinging around on the curtains
it's cute but expensive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484106
What? How does that have anything to do with my post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484101
>It belongs on /d/
Why is that?

>>12484087
What about little tiny cubs/kittens that don't know what their tails are for yet, so they wind up using them to explore the world. Like, you pick one up and its little tiny leaves suction-cup-like kisses on your arm as she 'tastes' you? All with giggling, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484111
>that venomed drink
yeah, nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484110
touhou thing, you wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484109

>Come home from work
>Open door
>See Manticore daughterus flying around, chasing each other at high speed
>One of them flies past you
>Her pursuer ends up bumping on you, shoving her face into your chest
>Grab her in reflex so she won't fall to the ground
>She's a bit stunned from the impact, her head wobbling in dizziness
>"Uuuuhh~...hiii, daddyyy~..."
>She leans forward again, resting her face against your chest and passing out

MUH HEARTBONER

THE DEFIBRILLATORS DO NOTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484089
Probably, yeah.

>>12484090
No anon, to raise and to love and to send out to mindbreak people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484120

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484112
Imagine this in real life. Girl just rocks up with a wine bottle jammed up her loose vag and offers it to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484111
where the fuck do these come from, and why is it only the same three monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484125
I'LL SAVE YOU ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484132
The answer to both of those questions is .less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484131
'STRAYA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484131
well, if she can hold onto a wine bottle, she's probably got some strong pelvic control muscles.
>>12484125
you should write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484132
Manticore, Cheshire and who is the third?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484142
'Carn, cunt. Git sum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484141
Mithril drew that one actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484143
stronk vagina =/= tight vag00

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484150
Go to bed ya cunt, it's 3am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484153
Can I at least be half right, in regards to the second question?

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the most hilarious britbong monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484165
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484155
Strong muscles make for a tighter vagina.

>>12484131
But real-life girls don't have tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484167
Chav Ryu, still has to inherit mum's shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484167
Trainspotting-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484167
Corgi girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484157
;_; I want to but I'm waiting for based transfag in a Tate no Yuush thread back on /a/ to do his thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484176
Anon. Pls.

Also:
>Scotland.
>British.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484176
I don't understand this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484176
a harpy on heroin?
>>12484180
I have a corgi. He's so goddamn fluffy. Corgi-chan would need to be fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484187
It's a bit like RAIL WARS but Scottish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484165
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484194
that sounds absolutely retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484185
Scotland is still a part of the Holy Britannian Empire.
>>12484187
It's all fun and games, until a baby dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484167
A reeeally belligerently drunk Yorkshire born and bred Mantis-Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484165

Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484197
It's about how heroin destroys lives, it's not trains+fanservice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484165
Can you repeat the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484198
>That whole part where they bitch about living in a colony owned by a bunch of effete assholes.
my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484198
Will it crawl up a wall and terrorize me in my dreams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484223
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484223

Do.

[Anonymous No.]

what is some spooky music I can use as inspiration for writing my Halloween MG story?
I want some spooky 2hu music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484235
Watch the trainspotting baby scene on repeat until It won't ever leave you.

That'll help with your atmosphere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484235
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484131
1. I'm impressed she can walk easily enough like that to "rock up". 2. Kinda offputting really, I hope >>12484111 isn't offering that to a stranger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484243
This is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484235

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4IC7qaNr7I

Courtesy of your good ol' Lich neighbor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484243
entirely too spooky for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484235
NOT 2hu, but it'll do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6RLuPEIZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc671bo3fbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6RLuPEIZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSe7jTmwWP0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484255
Shit, I have Echo in the night on there twice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eps3eypXPfU&list=PL9BB13E0F96898FC1&index=15

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2z4fdBmVM
This plays if you open the Necronomicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484235

I'd recommend some songs from Ace Combat 3's soundtrack, but they're so fucked up they sound more like fear inducing mindfuck more than halloween themed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484255
>>12484260
>>12484263
Dis stuff good, thank you

>>12484264
link me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484235
>No one posted The Scary Mansion
Faggots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvZCXSfi6jw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484247
>Have chuuni dullahan waifu
>For holloween she jumps you from a bush and ties you up
>Proceeds to fuck you for what seems like an eternity
>"I want off Mrs. Bones wild ride"
>"I can't do that, otherwise the skeleton will escape from inside you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484271
>all these memes
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484181
Shield Jesus will be here tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484271
This is funnier than it has any right to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484267

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG0I3zC_RB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJzMrKax8KE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u4Hwb565QU

And the Grand Winner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo-3wPPsOIY

I swear you can mindbreak someone with these if you force them to listen to it long enough. This entire game was fucking crazy.


And here's something to brighten the mood in case you decide to write a Halloween party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYxoiitXSq8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484291
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYxoiitXSq8
Those are some Castlevania levels of funky right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484235
Top spooks coming through
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W7-uC0LDllM

Also just off putting stuff
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=khMlcTE7lw8

Gremlins are Halloween related right?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RexjdTvGiSU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484307
That Gremlins theme is pretty badass. Nothing spooky about it though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>You are having breakfast with your monster wife and barely one year old monster daughter
>You are making idle chit chat with monster wife about what today's plans are.
>Monster daughter is busy eating her oatmeal and babbling to herself.
>She splats a lump of oatmeal on her chair.
>Stares at it.
>You look over just in time to see the little gears working in her head.
>She grips both sides of the bowl.
>You go to stop her
>IT'S TOO LATE!
>The oatmeal bowl is sent skywards!
>HOLY SHIT
>You try to catch it
>It falls to fast
>It lands, oatmeal first, on daughter's head
>Oatmeal oozing down the sides of her face
>Eyes well up with tears
>Lower lip starts to tremble
>She looks over to you
>YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER FROM THE OATMEAL DEMON
>She sniffles abit
>"Da...da?" She makes 'pick me up' hands at you

What do you, the responsible father, do!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484310
What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484310

>"Hey, daddy! What are you doing?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484311
Let the missus deal with her, I need to go to my rat race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484291
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo-3wPPsOIY
It's prefect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484111

>More fucking Manticores

Jesus fucking Christ am I tired of seeing them.

They are not Ilias' gift to monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484321
Ilias is my favorite monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484317
Does she make panther noises when she's surprised by something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484317
>"Fighting orangutangs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484047

While we're answering questions:
a)Why all the all-female species? What does it matter to you if there are males of your waifu's species out there?

b) Why all this focus on having kids?

c) Is this sphinx too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484312
An Akantor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484291
None of these were spooky. Slightly stressful, yes, but more annoying than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484312
About 200 pounds of delicious fat brown titties and ass that need loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484331
I don't know, I get shivers from All Hail Britannia for some reason. It's not the kind of spooky you usually think of, but it makes feel like something terribly big and malicious is towering over me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7vaMAqwxk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484235
http://youtu.be/nDJzf5jqccw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484329
The males look like the actual monsters.
Minotaur girls = Fit, big tittied, nice asses, ditsy
Minotaur Males = Actual bull men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484331

That's why I said >>12484264

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484338
Why do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484321
>Not liking manticores
I bet you hate tailpussy and the thought of ejaculating buckets, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484342
Cause some guys like to watch monsters rape women? All those orcs on elves, minotaurs on normal girls? Those are the males of the MG universe.

At the end of the day, everyone gets together and talks about stuff. It's actually just one big stage show to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484329
a) people are of the mind that males would have superior dicks to humans, making humans obsolete to monstergirls because monstergirls only care about sex and living with others of their species.

b) because kids are cute. People like the idea of having a cute monstergirl daughteru who does cute things, because they act nothing like actual IRL children, who scream and cry and spew fluids from their bratty little orifices.

c) Yeah, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484329
Well, look at this for b
>>12484311

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484329
>>12484354

And this too

>>12484125

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484348
I see the actual monsters seeking other women as like, their fetish.
>"Oh man, all I've been pounding for my teenage years were women of my species... Oh hey, a human girl!"

They get addicted, leaving the monster girls horny as fuck, so they seek out human males.

Tentacle monsters don't care and will fuck just about everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484347
>ejaculating buckets
>Thinking this is a unique thing
>Or that nekomimi with a stupid tail is special
Love all this creativity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484347
I think its more Manticore overload.

They are very common in stories and art now.

Folks are starting to look for variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484331

I have some more non-annoying themes in store if you want, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484047
>what's the appeal of all the horrible stuff?
You don't ask about why people have fetishes for stuff. They just do.

>Why are some people here so keen on turning everything into something that leaves someone dead or traumatised forever? Why all the creepy power structures and permanent mind-altering effects being passed off as sexy?
Femdom and role-reversal just fit hand in hand with Monster Girls. 99% of all Monster Girls are more powerful and capable than the average human being. They often are capable of killing, enslaving, etc. a human. Their power is intrinsic to their nature. So naturally most people here attracted to Monster Girls tend to also like Femdom of varying degrees.

>>12484329
>a)Why all the all-female species? What does it matter to you if there are males of your waifu's species out there?
Because then said Monster Girls are less special, and they come off as a generic fantasy race. The female only introduces a concept where Monster Girls need humans to live, whether said humans like it or not. Without them they can't reproduce, find love, etc. it introduces a predatory-prey dynamic, and as we've established, role-reversal is a popular thing here.

Also Monster Boys would be gay. And this is a Monster Girl thread, so Monster Boys are by default off topic.

>b) Why all this focus on having kids?
Because Daughterus are adorable and people here have a fetish for emotional fullfillment.

>c) Is this sphinx too much?
Yes, she's more of a Monster than a Monster Girl.

I hope I was able to answer your questions in a satisfactory manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484360

[Anonymous No.]

>You and your monster wife are trying to get baby monster girl to say her first word.
>She has already conquered the hill of saying 'Mama'
>You keep on encouraging her to say Dada
>"C'mon sweetie. You can do it!"
>She stares at you
>"Say 'Dada'
>She starts moving her mouth and making noise.
>"You can do it!"
>Instead, she just blows the biggest raspberry ever and starts giggling like this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTOeuH-iEJ8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484367
>monsterboys are gay
friendly reminder that liking Catboys only makes you catboysexual, not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>All of this spooky talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484336
its good "evil" or "empire" music, but not creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484363
If they want more variety, why not do something on their own?
I'm sure as fuck not going to start writing about shitty snakes just because people don't like superior fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484349
>people are of the mind that males would have superior dicks to humans, making humans obsolete to monstergirls because monstergirls only care about sex and living with others of their species.

This is so silly, just don't write them like that.

>>12484348
>Cause some guys like to watch monsters rape women? All those orcs on elves, minotaurs on normal girls? Those are the males of the MG universe
These people are awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484371
That's right, I mean, how can you NOT love catboys? I'd post some, butmy folder is mostly from /d/
>>12484374
It becomes creepy when you imagine yourself in a large crowd, singing it without actually believing in it, while the countless people around you are all true patriots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484375
Write about a pair of Yeti sisters who seek love from one human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484377
Well, why do you think Tentacle Monsters are celebs in the Monster Girl universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484367
> role-reversal
Sorry, do you go around overpowering women? Do you consider them "prey"? I wasn't really specifying the direction the creepy abuse stuff went in, there are examples of both ways in this very thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484337
That isn't spooky, but it certainly is an interesting song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484379
There is Yeti and Cyclops story like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484387
>overpowering women? Do you consider them "prey"?

This is pretty much the 'alpha' mindset most guys have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484391
But I want a pair or a triple set of Yeti sisters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484378
I should go to /d/ for some good catboy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484365
I would like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484396
Yes. /d/ may be infested with futa, but the BDSM and pet-play threads are nice. N-not that I'm interested in either, it's just a rumor I heard. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484399

Alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IcU9sA70co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ75YMq-oy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOF1wNJnta4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjBSvJOsziI

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484401
>yeah
>not Nyeah.
so close

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484387
You're really coming off as a normalfag here Anon. Why don't you relax and let a Monster Girl take care of all your problems.

If Role Reversal doesn't work for you, try to imagine it instead as 'Proactive Dating'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484401
Dat health

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484367
>something that leaves someone dead or traumatised forever
>Femdom and role-reversal
Please don't mix BDSM with being an edgelord faggot paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483073
I proceed to grab her stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484401
>That health pouring out of her top
>hips
>blushing
>and finally, those soft, downy pubes
jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484401
>human ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484410
>Not wanting to be a cute shota who gets kidnapped, treated like a cum dispenser, mindbroken, and tossed out into the streets only to be picked up by an Ara Ara Shirohebi who nurses you back to health while keeping you locked up in her house

Are you gay or something Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>You come home from work
>Monster daughter is playing with the Paladin's Neighbor's kid!
>THEY'RE FUCKING DIGGING HOLES IN THE YARD!

WHAT DO YOU DO!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484421
>digging holes in the yard
Sounds like a wholesome activity, digging holes every now and again is good stress release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484347

I hate the fact that you faggots only ever talk about tailpussy as if it's the best and result in using Manticores as a shitty buffer to tomboys.

I'm tired of people oversaturating the fuck out of them as that because they never think about the biology of the animals that MGs take after.

Do you really expect something like a lion to act like a fucking awkward kitten? No. Lions are fucking assholes in nature, but Manticore?

OH NO HE'S CLASPING MY FUCKING HANDS.

Don't even get me started on how retardedly overflowing with all this "Fluff is love, fluff is life" shit we have thanks to the SS BobxLess when nobody remembers or seems to care about genuinely good MGs like Dragons or Medusa, who even though they have quirks could still be as good of waifus as any Shiticore and Futashire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484420
What about: >>12481633 ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484421

If it's not in my yard, then I'm cool with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484421
Ask daughter to get dad a beer while I watch them dig. should be relaxing to see people have fun every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484421
Tell them to stop burying corpses in my yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484429
>Liking Paladin Girls
>Liking Human Girls
>Wanting to be rescued from a nice Monster Girl
>Wanting all three together

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484421
>Your Cobolt daughter peeks out of the hole
>Dirt all over her face
>You see her tail suddenly and it's wagging like mad
>She vanishes in a cloud of dirt and dust
>"I'MMA DIGGIN!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484420
That's more healing if a little heavy but footnote premise, whatever than edge, pro-monster girl at least, and has some taste. The "bad stuff" is usually either addiction fetishes or paladins trying to be grim about "protecting people".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484428
>when nobody remembers or seems to care about genuinely good MGs like Dragons or Medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484393
Not sure I've met any of those people. Is it possible that you just know a lot of assholes?
>>12484406
Don't worry, I'm not normal by some margin*. And trust me, I have *no* problem with a sexually aggressive, hugely strong monster girl, I just don't wanna get raped...

* I'm one of the guys who complains that the monsters here aren't monstrous enough: I want my ghouls to eat rotting flesh, my vampires to be bald Orlock-a-likes and my angels and demons to be shape-shifting extra-dimensional entities without a real "true form".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484428
Upset scalefag detected

MGs can have whatever personality they have. Certain ones may be predisposed to but nurture over nature and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481633
>Monster girl smiles coyly
>"Well, lets see if he can withstand a double paizuri...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484402
these were better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484420
This is every good man's secret dream.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I, a healthy male, went into the Monster Girl universe and said 'Caaaaan somebody give me the pussy please?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484447

I'm not even a scalefag.

I'm just tired of faggots restricting the "fluff" spectrum to the following five MGs, because nobody here seems to have any other creativity.

>Futashire
>Shiticore
>Goobis
>Dire Wolf
>Kitsune

It's not like there's other stuff out there like Sphinx, Kesaran Pasaran, Kikimora, or a whole plethora of other "fluffy" MGs.

So pardon me, Princess, if i'm fucking sick and tired of the same shit over and over again because people lack the stones to try something different outside of the same shit over and over again until the horn blows and kingdom comes.

[Anonymous No.]

Would an EVA count as a monstergirl?
No seriously, would it count? I just finished The End of Evangelion and I still have no fucking clue what's going on.
>inb4 3deep5u

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484459
What would happen if a healthy woman went to an inner city ghetto and asked for a dick? Use your imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484439
>like female paladin humans
Sounds like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484401
/d/ recently had a "Creepy waifu" thread, that was *very* relevant to my... I mean, this thread's interests. Seems to have gone now, replaced with more dickgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484461
>Goobis

Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484466

>tfw no qt Scrin Mothership AI who cares about your well being more than anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484474
anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484474

Anubis and something. Don't know what hes mergin it with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484478
Ah, okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484461
I've written about sphinx before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484461
My MC's waifu is a Jinko-like tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484447
Oh how I'd love to have her pin me down underneath her big fluffiness and slurp on my cock and make fluffy daughterus with.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see every paladinfag's human girl waifu get corrupted into a succubus and turn him into a dickslave just to see him cry bitch tears

[Anonymous No.]

I am hesitant to write about a few girls who seem to get a lot of love.

(Mantacore, Cheshire, and Ryu come to mind.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484494
Ryu is okay, the other two are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

So we have an non-SAMPLE picture of Rachnera pinning Darling down with her chest bare and Suu peeking out between her boobs yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484494
Disregard them, write about Wyverns.

[Anonymous No.]

My MC will be partnered with a Jinko, dhampir, mantis, and a jabberwok. Think adding anymore would make the party too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484406
She looks like she's ready for some proactive dating.
Can somebody photoshop a door over the white space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484500
add a wererabbit that shadows them constantly. I don't know why, just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Jinkos referred to as Jinkos? Isn't the word derived from "Gijinka"?
If that is the case, then it seems odd to have monstergirls named after what they're actually based on, then have a tiger monstergirl be called something that could really apply to every species of monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484508
mantis already does that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484493
And I want to see everyone like you thrown into the matango pit.
But we can't always get what we want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484444
>my vampires to be bald Orlock-a-likes
Not lesbian pedophile cats like Carmilla?

The lack of attention that book gets shocks me. It's like Dracula with a loli vampire and axe-toting van Helsing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484499
That actually wouldn't be a bad idea. I know that they don't get much love outside of Moose.

May do them for my next story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484518
Actually we can, because as a Paladin writefag I will write all of that specific anon's waifu receiving such a fate, elegantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484500
An Oni who is so girly, she wears a pink tiger striped bikini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484515
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484527
I don't see why should would join the "party"

[Anonymous No.]

How slutty would you have to be to give your mg a lap dance if she asked?

Would you do it for a benjamin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484532
what do you mean by 'my mg?'
if we were already together I'd do it for free, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484532
>asking a paladin if he would lapdance.
Not righteous paladin waifu would ever request such unholiness!
but if she did I would do it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484532
I'd do it for her and only her. And I wouldn't ask for a Benjamin neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484527

>An extremely girly, yet muscular Oni going nuts over a broken nail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484536
>MG strip clubs have guys dressed as cute shota schoolboys doing the "innocent" Act
>Beefy lumberjack types with beards flop their hairy banana hammocks in ara ara milf's faces
>guy dressed as a paladin doing a slow strip tease where he takes his armor off one piece at a time, to Maurice Ravel's Bolero.
You could make a killing there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484536
Just because she never requests it doesn't mean she doesn't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484542
I guess you would have to live off tips. Hope you like getting roughly groped by giant red onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484542
>with every shota, there's the risk of getting a reverse trap Alp
Middle aged MG sex tourists getting into trouble when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484542
NEVER! In the name of Ilias that is wrong!
Also "slowly" taking off armor would take a LONG time and requires not move a whole lot because fucking straps.

>>12484543
Hush you, she is a pure and loving woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484542
>guy dressed as a paladin doing a slow strip tease where he takes his armor off one piece at a time, to Maurice Ravel's Bolero.
Oh God, I can see it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484483
>>12484485

I like you guys.

I'm sorry for getting all fanny flustered but you have no fucking idea how tired I am of reading the same shit ad infinitum.

It's always

>MC meets Manticore
>MC gets envenomated by Manticore because lol she fancies him, no depth or personality whatsoever given
>???
>Snu-snu

Or whatever else I mentioned. Hence why I like Moose and RS, but despise that irreprehensible faggot Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484534
>>12484537
>doing it for free

Ok, but make sure to do it reluctantly and show that you're not TOO experienced. You wouldn't want her to think you're used goods, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484547
you could have a cute shota squire help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484549
>I like you guys

>I despise that irreprehensible faggot bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484549
when did moose have a manticore?

>>12484554
fuck off, you incubi heathens will never convert me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484547
Are you saying she won't want you grinding on her lap as she nibbles you neck and
calls you a lecherous slut?

Then her hand wanders under your tunic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484557
dude, your dick gets fucking huge when you turn incubus. It's like I'm packing a baby's forearm in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484557

He had Shoshanah in his story.

Who is a Goobis, Anubis, whatever the fuck.

Who isn't completely bland, nor a buttslut like Eralia from A Man's Journey Into Fatherhood With An Emotional Parasitic Shitishire: A Rope of Sand.

[Anonymous No.]

On the note of writefags

I imagine moose as a britbong shota
~Bob as a neckbeard track runner
~RS as a normal neckbeard
~spider/sly man as a Vietnam vet
~Paladin-kun has the hero of MMG
~kitsoviet as an angry russian
~LDR as an alp
~alp as an alp
~seafoam as a brony
and lover9 as someone who can't beat dark souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484562
In all the two times that the word "Goobis" is used, I can't help but imagine a goo girl who takes the shape of an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484569
>alp as an alp
This is funny because I'm lumberjack tier. Become disillusioned and fall into despair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484560
I-I-I would not!

>>12484561
and you lose your will to do anything but have sex, such a boring existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484547
>she is a pure and loving woman

You sure she wouldn't be the first person to throw money at you for a strip tease if you worked in a club?

Paladins always repress their desires. Male paladins secretly want to be brutally raped and female paladins secretly want to do the raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484569

>LDR is an Alp
>Implying she isn't the Female Cenobite

>>12484570

You're free to imagine what you want.

But my point still stands on how tired I am of faggots like Bob forcing the "Fluff is life, fluff is the true answer" like some kind of backwards assed midwest preacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484580
>your heathen thoughts
And this is how the mind of a demon works ladies and paladins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484584
Now that I know what a cenobite is, I agree this is LDR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484576
>This is funny because I'm lumberjack tier. Become disillusioned and fall into despair!
That's even better. Do you also have a manly beard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484594
And to think... I hesitated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484598
Yes. Not a neckbeard, a proper one. And a mullet, with no sideburns.

[Anonymous No.]

less is a real life cat boy who feeds of of Bob's cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484607
Do you wear flannel shirts?

>>12484609
But how does he hold the tablet pen with those unwieldy paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484594

Yes, she is a Cenobite only summoned by the Lament Configuration. Her only purpose in existence to experience your flesh and turn you into her armchair.

Why do you think we never see him anymore? He opened the box. She came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484611
>flannel
No, but I walk around in shorts and a t-shirt until first snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484611
~~~~magic~~~~

>>12484613
why do people keep calling LDR "her"?

[Anonymous No.]

So uh, can we stop talking about writefags so much?

I mean, I'm grateful for the content and all, but it's become sort of a thread celebrity circlejerk which is annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484617
Probably due to the pen-name of 'Leona D. Reisch."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484618
I don't see you doing anything to help this community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484618
NEEEEVEEEEEEER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484618
>circlejerk
Well excuse me princess. Let's talk about adventuring MGs then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484569
>Vietnam Vet
No, GWOT. 6 years of slogging away in the Navy, 4 and a half years on board a ship. I did drink until I got delirium tremens, fucked hookers and chain smoked packs in a night of drinking. I was on a ship that served in the Vietnam war, off Yankee Station.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484623
As well as you shouldn't, considering I'm anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484621
Isn't Leona one of LDR's characters?
Is LDR pretending to be on of LDR's characters?

>>12484627
and eventually you will be raped by a arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484618
Sorry. Finding about Alp's true nature gave me new and strange feelings and I couldn't stop myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484627

Did you enjoy it? I'll never get the appeal of doing that crap, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484637
>strange feelings
I'm still the same "please bully me" slut you've always known! Have fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484549
But Moose is total shit with his no fun allowed setting. He's almost as bad as fucking KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484626
This armour shows that centaurs have very few vital organs in their upper torsos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484532
>back that ass up kid, let me see you ride me~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484644

I'll be honest and admit to never reading Moose's works. What does he do wrong? I got the impression he was supposed to be one of the best writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484642
yeah but now its awkward because now I see this big hairy man in a mini skirt.

>>12484644
nigga u wot?
How is his setting like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484644

At least he didn't turn Anubis into a buttslut, even though almost all animals hate the ever living shit out of anal. No pun intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484569
>Negawalker not mentioned

Awww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484656
because he isn't special or vocal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484656

Several writefags weren't mentioned, no need to feel down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484653
>big
I'm still a manlet. A bulky, buff manlet. Just imagine I'm your Mandatory Dwarfbro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484652
>>12484653
People worship him for his god damn generic harem adventure story that should have ended long ago. If you so much as think about deviating from a monster girls "canonically personality/profile", you'll get an ear full of flack from him. Because god knows we can't have originality in these threads. He's highly overrated as a writer and a person to say the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484635
>raped by an arachne
It was Rachnee that first brought into these threads, now my spider character really scares the shit out of me.
>>12484639
Good times, bad times, I'd do it again, but I'd pick a different rating and do some kickass Visit Board Search and Seizure operations against shitskin pirates. got some good friends, and saw some cool parts of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484659

>negawalker
>not vocal

The guy doesn't stop with the self promotion. It actually gets a little annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484661
I know, I'm just being silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484642
>I'm still the same "please bully me" slut you've always known
>I'm still a manlet. A bulky, buff manlet. Just imagine I'm your Mandatory Dwarfbro.
Why am I getting turned on.
I-is this demonic energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484654
he turned minte turned into a butt slut though.

>>12484662
I want to be your irl friend now

>>12484663
I've never had this problem with him.

>>12484665
Good, being raped by something that scares you is pure torture.

>>12484666
I've never seen him do this. I also haven't seen him recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484656

I'm more surprised that Lanternon wasn't. He's probably one the best writefags here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484669
Yes. Did you know I've become a memetic sex god twice IRL? Neither instance had anything to do with the other, and neither was initiated by me. I'm going to stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484532

Would you give everyone's favorite cheshire a lapdance?

[Anonymous No.]

can we start talking about mgs again? please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484679
Yes, we can. MG adventurers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484669
you gunna be an alp, son

>>12484679
we are, tangentially, b-baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484679
Sorry, anon.
I like fluffy tigers who chuff.

>>12484680
She probably gives good head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484677

I'd like Bob a lot more if he didn't include that dumbass futa shit. That really was unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484679
Tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484679
Not until we end this fluffpocolypse bullshit that Bob caused by forcing it into every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484680

>People using color shit that I did
>When it's a load of malarky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484651
Why don't you kids talk about onis anymore?

2stronk4u?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484688
You color, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484569
>seafoam as a brony
Whoa whoa, whoa. What the FUCK, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484686
Big throbbing ones or cute little ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484688
she looks so fluffy.
>>12484691
Not at all, I love muscle girls. They don't have to be onilicious, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484691
Nyaaani~? Stronk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484693
Are you denying being a brony foamy-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484569
>seafoam as a brony
That is one hell of an accusation anon. You'd better have facts to back that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484697
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484696
Oh Aisha. She's so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484697
Fuck off Paladin-kun, stop trying to start shit in the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484692

Used to.

Then I realized I hit a brick wall/plateau and kind of stopped since Photoshop didn't agree at all with the tablet and Sai was insufficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484701
Who is this Aisha you speak of?

[Anonymous No.]

If a Monster Musume anime did get produced, do you think it would be a direct adaption if its full, lewd, glory? Possibly with censored and ATX versions, or would they be more likely to tone it down and rewrite the lewd parts so it will appeal to a wider audience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484696
Which chinese cartoon is she from

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484699
good! seafoam confirmed closet brony

Do people hate horse pussy so much because of MLP? I feel like that is why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484710
Boku no Outlaw Star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484709
I'd imagine more of the latter, but with some OAV specials that are heavy in the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484696
>Aisha will never pin you down and ravage you

I'm not the only one who thought about this when I watched this at 14, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484698
He might have a pony story in his pastebin? Hell, I've got an unlisted one from when I was into that a fair while ago.

>>12484709
I feel pretty confident that it will still be ecchi. Even though it seems wildly popular and mainstream meddling seems likely, don't forget what it is at it's core. Take away the tits and ass, and you've taken away about a third of its appeal. Or more, depending on who you ask.

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>>12484719
No, you're not. Hound for example was shaped into the bro he is now by his adolescent lust for her and her delicious brown, or so I'm told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484719
not at all, just imagine being a hapless Jim when she goes into heat, she'll pin you to an alley wall and take you in front of everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484711
No, people hate horse pussy because you're fucking a horse's lower body. Mostly you think of people on the news who get busted for breaking into zoos and having sex horses. It's classic bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484711
>I feel like that is why.
Well, the fanbase is pretty cancerous, so no one even wants an association any more. I'm sure that is part of it. The other part is the expectation people have of equine vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484679
So, will Apis be voted best Desert Girl soon?

Because I see it coming.
>>12482477
>>12482872

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484696
I wish I'd saved the picture that details Ctarl-Ctarl sex activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484729
I really like Apis-chan. She's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484709

If it happens I'm kind of afraid a whole bunch of newfags would show up. In theory it's a good thing, but the chances are they'd dislike the MGE stuff and scare off the write/drawfags. I like those guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484729
We haven't seen much of her yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484696
Clearly all Humans should submit to the might of the Ctarl Ctarl empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484732
>scare off the writefags
this is the only place on 4chan I go to. I'm not going anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484729
It'd be better if she was Hathor. The cow-headed goddess of motherhood, fertility and all that.

Though the Cat-headed goddess of Sex and Slaughter works too... All fear Bastet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484735
why did the 80s and 90s have so many cat girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484709
>Monster Musume's anime adaption gets licensed by Funimation/Sentai Filmworks.
>Crunchyroll simulcasts it.
Oh boy, what a trainwreck that'll be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484735
I for one welcome our new, feline overlords. Would sell out humanity for/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484739
Because no fantasy or sci-fi setting is complete without the token Cat Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484732
>scare me off
I don't write because I like monster girls. I write because I want to get better at writing and I like fantasy settings.
You lucky bastards happened to be the group I decided to write for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484739
because cat girls are great
>See: Annapuma and Unipuma

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484732
They'd probably be completely oblivious to the whole role reversal aspect of mgs so I think rape discussions would die out or be considered "too weird" for the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484709

Would /a/ in all it's stupidity still claim Monstergirls are not related? Because that would be fucking hilarious considering buyfag and waifu shit is STILL allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484747
>lucky bastards
Why so tsun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484635
>Isn't Leona one of LDR's characters?
>Is LDR pretending to be on of LDR's characters?
No, it's my name. Bob's written "Leona the submissive manticore" but no.

No.

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>>12484718
>>12484722
The best way in my opinion would be to handle it like Manyuu Hikenchou with 2 different broadcasts and some OAV's about the side stories, like Polt punishing the runaways and the comfy chair.
>>12484732
Hopefully newfags will stay on /a/ where they can play with shitposter-kun and co.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484738
We'll just call her Hathor, and she'll be based on Hathor, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484677
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484739
Neko a go go
In Koshka's case, her manga started in 1999, while the OVA began in '01.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484747
>lucky bastards
I don't want you to leave, but get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484755
Whatever, you're still a Cenobite.
...what happened to Armchair-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484692

I like that Moth girl's pose. She seems eager and full of energy, ready to brawl or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484730
http://imgur.com/vmLLv1k.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484755
Are you a submissive manticore?

captcha: priesthood zedoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484762
Let him leave. Writefags are a dime a dozen these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484766
She's more like Leona Morimoto from Discipline, or so I recall her once admitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484765
That text man, I can barely read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484771
Indeed. But some are better than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484765
The description is hot but jesus fuck that art is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484569
>I am not even mentioned
I guess I need to put some hustle on then....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484755
>No
>no.

>No.

>That pure expression of indignation
I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484677

No, you flaming homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484763
Yeah that was amusing.

Armchair-kun's still around and posts. When you see someone particularly perverted, it might just be him. Or anyone, considering, but yeah, he's fine.

>>12484766
No.

>>12484780
It's fine, that was the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone going to draw an aggressive mg ever again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484772
>The Head of the Social Club who is highly respected and feared. With the fact that most students are in debt to the Morimoto Financial Group and her sister is the headmistress, she practically controls the school and will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. When Takuro arrives at St. Arcadia, she goes to great lengths to make him a member of the Social Club and to make him her personal sex slave.

Jesus. Now I imagine her as super tsundere because of >>12484780

>>12484783
So why do you like monster girls?

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>>12484783
>it might just be him
>he's fine
I am inclined to disbelieve you, but I have no proof. As you were, then.

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>>12484784
I wish.

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>>12484786
He's probably too broken to be able to post here by now.

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>>12484784
someone should draw Gretchen, the ushi-oni doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484790
Lucky guy. Uhh, I mean, poor little thing. Yeah. Here's Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484793
But there have been any better aggressive mgs by lesser known writefags. She's hardly developed anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think is the most HHHNGG mg story here?
I would vote for recent Doppelganger one

[Anonymous No.]

If MGs became real would people (you guys) stop writing about them?

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>>12484800
Tia the Dark Elf is going to be very aggressive once I get around to her character development and failed adventure. As in, a villain protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484793
>Looming over that poor sod with her hair down, clothes off, and that wicked smile.
Oh yes.
>>12484804
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484732
Anon, I'm still here. Some EMG neophytes won't scare me away. They'd come to love the tender (and sometimes brutal) femdom and other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484796
Around Knife-ears, watch your rears.

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>>12484804
probably not.

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>>12484804
That's like asking if people would stop writing about Aliens once we encounter them.

Short answer is No. People won't stop writing about them, though the stories themselves may change from being strictly about MGs, to being stories that just happen to feature MGs.

...which honestly is how we all should be writing stuff anyway, but I digress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484694
Both. Either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484804
Well I imagine all the subfags would have been kidnapped and unable to write by then. So probably there would be much less femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484804
You mean would I stop my self-destructive posting habits, actually get a full night's sleep on a regular basis, and likely find a way to drag myself out of wallowing in self pity to actually walk outside the house for any reason besides my job?

Yes, probably. I'd probably get with an assertive Kikkimora to get my life back in order.

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>>12484729
Speaking of Egyptian MGs, there should be Egyptian-flavor Dark Matter based on Aten. Originally a minor sun god, Aten was made the sole official deity of Egypt during the notoriously unpopular reign of pharaoh Akhenaten, and unlike virtually any other god in the pantheon, it is never depicted in humanoid form. It instead took the shape of a sun-disc with countless thin, tentacle-like arms coming out of it, which represented sunlight, and these arms invariably terminated in some very human-looking hands, so Aten was in essence molesting any Egyptian unwary enough to stand under the sun.

So if you don't harvest these balls of monster mojo that Khepris are keeping, they could bond with some human female and become some sort of variant Dark Matter that is gloriously incandescent instead of being a pitch-black ball of ichor, and instead of being submerged full time in that tar pit, her lover would be embraced by thousands of arms that come out of the sun-sphere and feel as warm and comfortable as sunlight. It would be pretty damn cozy to be given a combined handjob by dozens of sunray-hands, too.

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!

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>>12484747

Get the fuck over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484819
>wanting the shitfaced god only one faggot liked and everyone else hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484809
that is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484735
There is a point where there is too much muscle.
Especially when the girl is shorter than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484819
Now you've got me thinking of some demonic monstergirl realm where instead of something like our own Sol, the land is illuminated by some Dark Sun that corrupts all who stand under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484830
How about our Sun affecting the Demons the same way it affects Kryptonians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484818
>I see you bob

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>>12484775

I'd prefer if the writefags didn't have a fucking massive ego. It always seems to be the shit ones who are full of themselves anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484834
S-sorry. I thought I'd toned it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484833
Bob does not like kikkimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484818
I want to bully you.

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>>12484827
You take that back, Aten-chan was always doing her best. It's Akhenaten's fault for using her in his political campaign to dethrone the Priesthood of Amun.

>>12484830
Dark Matters are quite literally that.

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>>12484804

I'd be too busy panicking and hiding in my house. I may fantasize about being kidnapped by sexy werewolf, but considering I'd afraid of people in general I'd probably die of fear if a monstergirl cornered me.

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>>12484834
or if they never complained about not being mentioned, or never whined about having trouble writing. Any time I see it I just want to swear off that writefag completely (though I don't, because that would be petty)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484834
the only get egos when you enable them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484834
I don't understand why like you get so mad over such small things. Let them have your fun.
I bet you also hate teenagers who party instead of studying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484839
Stay in denial, Atenfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484815
>You're not picky at all, you're just a tailpussy hungry slut, aren't you? Don't worry, we've got plenty of what you're looking for~
>scene where anon gets pushed into a bathroom stall by the camerawoman
>stall has a bunch of holes punched into them
>out of which come a bunch of anonymous manticore tails
>anon fingering two, eating out one, while another one sucks him dry
>scene ends with each tail taking turns squirting on him
>no one told me this was a bukkake shoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484841
you are so adorable! We love it when they are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484779

Didn't get mentioned either.

Calm your tits, KP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484833
I am not he. The very thought of ear-fucking makes me cringe with fear for the monstergirls' ears and their aural capacities.

Though this is the second time in the same thread that someone assumed I was Bob because of the way I type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484841
Face you're fears anon. Nothing like a bit of brutal rape to cure your social phobias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484842

The thing is, I really like all the writefags, but many of them just need to stop hyping themselves up. They are doing a good job but its still just smut in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484851
maybe it is a sign that you and bob are soul mates

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484853
But if we don't honk our own horns, we won't get the precious, precious attention that sustains us, like gods are sustained by prayer. Not saying we're gods. Except for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484853
>everyone is writing smut
You clearly aren't reading everyone's works

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484834
It's kind of a nasty circle, really. You have the shit writefags, but then they have their fans that they only listen to, which just fuels and inflates their ego. One way to avoid that, at least from the writefag's POV, is to just realize your stories will always be imperfect, and you can always get better.

>>12484842
The popularity whining is definitely annoying, I'll agree on that. Writing can be quite a bitch though, so it's no surprise some writefags are slower than others, though that could also be taken as a Quality>Quantity view. Though the ones that bitch all the time about blocks do get annoying from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484847
>bathroom stall full of molesting tailpussies
yes. yes, this will do nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484849

Considering how MGs are supposed to be, I'd probably be popular with some certain types.

Mostly the ones I'd find frightening or aggressive. I really would become a shut in if they actually invaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484854
Maybe it's a sign that Bob needs to improve as a person.

No self-respecting human should ever want to be compared to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484866
shut up bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484861

Not true, some of us know we're shit, but we never get constructive criticism, just a couple of supportive messages from our few fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484861
I understand writing can be difficult, but there are good writers who never whine and still put out good work somewhat consistently.
And even if a writefag says they're having trouble, it doesn't bug me at all if it's a request for help or feedback, but if it's an attempt at pity or just a pointless whine, that pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484853
>smut

Smut's fun to read, but with the vast amount of it around here it just feels stale now. I'm not saying a story can't have smut, but it'd be nice to see more stories where the smut is only a small part of the work, instead of being the entire point of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484860
Not that guy, but really. It's all either smut or bad fantasy, or people submitting their first creative writing assignments. None of it is worth taking really seriously so it's silly when people get prideful about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484847
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484870
If I was Bob, I'd ask for much more heartwarming stuff from Less. Like a werewolf and a wurm making a snowman together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484880
Now I'm just feeling down for ever having had any ambition to do something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484846
Oh yeah? Not like the other pharaohs were any better. Don't forget that even Ramesses II gathered up the funeral offerings of former kings, carved out their names and wrote his in their place. Hell, even the pylons of the Temple of Amun at Karnak were supported by the shards of Ka-statues that they just tossed down there as fucking cement, despite their essential function for the Egyptian dead.

If you follow Aten, at least you're guaranteed a god that always tries her best and will look out for you whenever the sun is up. Go with other gods, and some jerk living millennia after you will snort your mummy dust as aphrodisiac and crush up your ushabti to use as building materials, and when your Ka tries to return to the realm of the living, you'll find yourself trapped as pottery or birth-bricks something because your Ka-statue was long since "recycled" for "more useful" endeavors.

Enjoy having pregnant women squat over you and cover you with their squirming afterbirth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484873
Last two times I tried to give some constructive criticism I was completely ignored. Kinda pointless for me to take the effort to point out stuff I see if no one bothers to, well, bother.

>>12484876
Not all smut is equal. Some is pretty good, others are... ehh.

Smut is also really fun to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484883
You will never get it, but I'm with you on this.
>>12484887
But how does one write good smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484880

This. The egos involved end up making it all rather silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484873
I'm not painting all writefags like that, mind you, it's just a trend I've noticed with the MG community in general. The loud minority vs the silent majority and all that.

>>12484874
>but if it's an attempt at pity or just a pointless whine, that pisses me off.

I hear you there. Wanting to better your writing is always important, but if you just want a pity-parade without improving your work, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484885
You can do something good, you just don't have to take it all seriously. It's still fun to read the stuff written around here and it definitely takes work to write an interesting story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484887
You could try giving some of that constructive criticism to old Alpie here, I won't ignore you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484841
This. Fantasies are fine but as someone who is afraid of and hates being around other people, being together with a monster girl would probably be terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484885
Don't listen to him, he probably only reads Harry Potter and song of ice and fire

>23 captchas in
MOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484887

I'm curious, who did you try to improve? I know I'm writing trash, but I'd like it to be half decent trash at any rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484886
>being this mad
Of course Atenfags would get this buttblasted their shitty god is the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484896
>I won't ignore you
>Deletes pastebin twice
You give writefags a bad name along with the attention whoring you do. Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT: a bunch of faggots not realizing that write fags toot their own horn because it pisses other eople off.
Sometimes I wonder if a lot of you are actually autistic. I know for sure that I toot myself because it pisses people off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484883
It's difficult to get less to draw some things.

Sometimes it happens. But not often.

>>12484891
How does one write good smut? Good question. I guess I just develop a sort of slide show of images and sensations in my mind and work on putting that to word. The really shitty thing about smut writing though is that, like everything, it requires editing and such to make it presentable. And it really takes the wind out of my sails to read the same thing over several times and have to force myself to read it clinically.
By then I wonder if what I've written is even remotely boner-inducing since I've long last the capacity for those jumbles of words to get me all hot and bothered like the first time I put pen to paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484905
Your idea of constructive criticism is to tell me to stop? I guess I am going to have to ignore you. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484908
I wouldn't feel comfortable tooting myself if I knew other people were watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484887
>Smut is also really fun to write.
Agreed, especially if you try to do something different than the usual Ikea-Sex descriptions. Most writers talk about the actions but it's not too often they go into the emotional aspect of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484909
too bad he only does the same shit monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484908

Who are you? The only writefag I've noticed doing this is Negawalker recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484908
Well, you can't honestly speak for everyone. Many people write for validation and have admitted as much. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, but it shifts the focus away from the content which is what is happening in this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484916
It's literally because of Bob. This isn't some epik maymay of the BobxLess ship. No it's a real thing. Bob will literally whine in the IRC to less when he's not drawing fluffy for him. Like god forbid less do a person's commission or what he actually wants for once.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm personally writing for my own sole enjoyment. If other people like it, then huzzah. And I figure if I haven't been told to kill myself yet for what I've written, then I must be doing something alright.
Granted even if I was told that I still wouldn't care. Because again, I'm just doing something I'm having fun with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484919
Not nagawalker.

Also when people say claim we're tooting our own horn its because we're namefagging when posting out updates. So really its them either trying to ruse us or just being out right autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

So i just heard the news, I'm glad the threads are in /jp/ now, i'm sick of threads for series i like get shit up when they get an anime adaptation on /a/. I'm looking forward to any merchandise that comes out though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484887

I'd ask for your criticism, but that faggot Fidchell and Bob have left me rather jaded to the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484915
Being able to convey to the reader the actions happening in a sex scene while without outright telling is pretty hard to do well, I find, but very rewarding when I can actually manage it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484903
Don't you have your 42 confessions to uphold or something? Blaspheme the best god more and I'll see you around when your heart gets thrown to Ammit and you start running around screaming in the Lake of Fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484876
Just because you're fapped out doesn't mean the trest of us are, anon.
Please, writefags. More smut. Pile it higher and lewder, just give me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484924
I guess less is just like a succubus who can't keep her legs closed, but just for one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484925
>not told to kill yourself yet
Well you're a lucky one.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this writefag hate

Really? They may not be amazing, but they still provide us with some nice OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484928
monster musume got an anime adaptation!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484932
>implying me and Ammit don't bro it out on Friday nights
Pretty much gotta free pass you Aten-anuslicker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484936
its like hating on less and mithril, which happens often, despite them being our two most active drawfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484924
Technically Bob commissions less through writing.

Probably wrote something for him and less was just slow to provide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484938
>confusing the executioner for the judge
It's like you really want to wander the Duat forever as a restless spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484847
>"Ok anon, let's get ready for the final scene."
>you will never suck so hard on her tailclit as to induce the most powerful tailgasm she's ever had
>"Anon, I'm coming, please take it all~"
>getting a thick load of pussy juice shot all over your face and in your mouth
>"Be a good boy and swallow~"
>attempting to swallow but choking on the huge load, with some dripping out of the side of your mouth
>CUT
>"That'll do. Nice work today anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484936
There's nothing wrong with appreciating OC, but staleness and falling into a pattern is the problem here, I think. People can get called out for wanting a paradigm shift, or even just something truly fresh and creative, when I think it's completely fine to do that.
Hell, this is coming from a writefag. A writefag with not much to their name, but hey.

Point is, I think a fair few people are getting antsy for something to shake the writings up a bit. I can't blame them for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484925
You've got the right idea, man. Write what you want to, tell the story that you want to see. When you start to pander to the petty readers who only give a shit about their own enjoyment (especially when it comes to smut), that's when things start going down hill.

>>12484930
It's why I don't write smut too often, only when I feel it's right for the scene. Actions are titillating but it's the emotional facet that helps you get attached to the characters.

>>12484933
It's not even being "fapped out". It's just boring to read the same style of story over and over:

1. Boy meets MG
2. They fuck, either because they find each other hot or the MG forces herself on the guy, 90% of the time cumming at the same time together
3. They live happily ever after, the end

If you can make a formula for most of the stories written here, that's kind of a bad thing. Obviously that's not to say one shouldn't write smut, it's just that one should strive to be better than average.

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>>12484673
I really like Lantern too, but I actually forgot about him until you mentioned him. When was his last update?

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>>12484947
Oh god. The last thing in the world that I want to read is "artsy" monster girl fanfiction.

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>>12484928
>i'm sick of threads for series i like get shit up when they get an anime adaptation on /a/
What's been happening on /a/?

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>>12484949
I like how moose and rs did their smut.

I particularly that first scene with rose because that is how it SHOULD be for men in a MG world.

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>>12484952
What would you consider artsy, though? I can agree it would be really annoying to read something that has that "French Art House" snobby vibe to it, but is it too wrong to want a story that tackles other scenarios, instead-of or in-addition-to romance and smut?

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>>12484928
>i'm sick of threads for series i like get shit up when they get an anime adaptation on /a/
Like the JoJo and Tokyo Ghoul threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484950

A couple of weeks ago I think. Its funny that people are still mad about him temporarily getting an ego a few months ago (something I'm not defending, it really was retarded considering other writefags have more views and don't act like that) but he seems to have gotten over himself and is pretty decent in general. Definitely one of the few stories I follow on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484955
Got any examples of how Moose did his smut? Or even just a vague comment about it?
I haven't really jumped into that saga yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484968
read up to chapter two and see for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484970
Not him, but I don't see what's so special about RS or moose's smut - or writing in general. RS's story wasn't bad, but I've no interest in the haremshit moose is writing. It's dragging on just way, way too long.

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>>12484970
Knowing where to look now, I will. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484959
>is it too wrong to want a story that tackles other scenarios
If that's what you meant you should have said it, you know exactly what "artsy" connotes. Writing about something other than romance and smut is not "artsy" or "different".

Personally, I don't see the point of writing something besides smut or light fantasy romance. /mgg/ is just dumb fun, and it's extremely embarrassing to read someone who thinks they're writing something literary. Like, I remember someone unironically referring to a writefag as a "wordsmith", when their story was filled with nothing but thesaurus abuse over mediocre fantasy. It's these kinds of pretensions that can ruin a potentially fun story.

[Average Anon No.]

New one up.

Tried some different things this time. Let me know if it works/sucks and what does or does not work.

New story:
http://pastebin.com/QTgV9f6x

Main PB:
http://pastebin.com/u/averageanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484977
>unironically referring to a writefag as a "wordsmith"
I'm no sure if I should laugh or cringe at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484982
Splendid.

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>>12484977

That's retarded. Which writefag was it? There are couple of of pretentious ones I could see this fitting.

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>>12484977
>Personally, I don't see the point of writing something besides smut or light fantasy romance. /mgg/ is just dumb fun.
You can't fool me /ss/, I know this is you and your shit philosophy.

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>>12484982
really enjoyed your other story, is there gonna be more of our faverite mailguy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484937
They are asking about what scenes would you like to see being done.

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>>12484977

>thesaurus abuse

What

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485001

This. Im really curious to know who it was now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485001
Probly means someone using obscure(or just big or fancy sounding) synonyms unnecessarily.

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>>12484984
Cringe. Definitely cringe.

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>>12485015
To quote something Hemmingway said when replying to Faulkner: “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don't know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.”

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>>12485012

Nevermind. I looked it up on foolz. Not the writefag I thought it would be but pretty accurate all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484977
Oh, I'm not implying at all that people should consider their works some kind of literary masterpiece, the whole point of writing stuff for the /mgg/ is just for fun after all. I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with wanting to write something that's above "Fifty Shades of Grey" tier. You can strive to be a better writer, but you shouldn't get it in your head that your work is on par with something pretentious like Atlas Shrugged. We're writing stories that feature Monster Girls, that alone should indicate you should have fun with what you're doing, but you should still aim to be a bit different than everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484994
I'm not /ss/, and the fact that some writefags feel the need to build up public personas and trademark opinions is pretty worrying.

It just personal taste, but I think much more satisfying fantasy short stories are available elsewhere. But it's hard to find good role-reversal and stuff that caters to my particular fetishes so I tend to latch onto whatever I can find.

>>12485012
I honestly can't remember the story, but you see this all the time. It's somewhat more forgivable in smut since the real judge of quality in that case is just whether or not it gets you off. Mostly I find this in the wannabe high fantasy stuff where the guy throws around archaic words that do nothing to add to the atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485015
>>12485031

>Obscure or fancy sounding synonyms unnecessarily

To take a direct quote from Master of Death by Josh Reynolds.

"He smelled the effluvium of age, the cold, hard stink of rock and the faintest odour of long-ago spilled blood."

Effluvium is a word that LITERALLY MEANS HARSH AND UNPLEASANT ODOR. HE COULD'VE JUST SAID MUSTY OR ACRID, BUT NO. HE USES A WORD THAT NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT GODDAMNED MIND WOULD THINK TO USE, IF ONLY TO SOUND PRETENTIOUS.

[Anonymous No.]

I sometimes use thesaurus for the sake of not using the same word for something over and over again.

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>>12485040
Wasn't saying he has a trademark on the opinion. But, he always talks in the IRC about how he doesn't feel as if stories on here need to/should be taken seriously.

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>>12485045
I do that too. I hate repeating words.

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>>12485044
>effluvium
Doesn't quite roll off the tongue, does it? But yeah, if you're using a word like that, all you're successfully doing is making yourself sound like a pretentious shit.

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>>12485044
To be fair, while I don't like "effluvium" as much, I do like "effluvial" as a word. Probably because I learnt it from Eternal Darkness.

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>>12484997
Maybe, I am trying to determine wether I shoul leave Phil alone or come back later.

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>>12485049
>>12485055
There's nothing wrong with going to a thesaurus for that reason. The problem comes when you pick out a word that just isn't really in many peoples mental vocabulary for the sake of sounding smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485044

Part of me wants to writefag a story in the style of Garth Merengi, and deliberately make a terrible and corny story as a joke. or write my usual and try and play it off as that, like when Tommy Wiseau made The Room

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485066
Fug. Didn't mean to quote >>12485049

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>>12485055
So mix up how you write something. If you find yourself repeating the same words, chances are your sentence structure is very repetitive as well.

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>>12485031
Well, let me just get something straight. I'm not judging by the same standards as I would with literary fiction, and really it's not even always true that the simple word is always better, that's just something they tell you in creative writing classes. You bet someone like Faulkner or Melville can get away with it. There is a certain charm to archaic and obscure words but monster girl fanfiction (I realize it's not technically fanfiction, but I speaking more about quality) is not the place to appreciate it.

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>>12485062

That's because Eternal Darkness actually had some goddamned good writers behind it.

If you're going to be writing for a mass audience like Warhammer fans or people on these threads, don't ever fucking use a word like "effluvial" to describe the odor of an MG's flatulence or so help me God I will find a way to transcend this dimension and punch you in the fucking gusset so hard that you'd birth shit from your skull.

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>>12485044
>>12485057

Effluence being the root like effluent pipes. It means sewage. And while I can't imagine people talking about rivers of shit too often, my old water treatment plant hydro classes make me cringe at that word.

A big part of writing is writing to your audience. I could go into huge technical detail on some things, but why should I if it doesn't serve a purpose?

Now what pisses me off is people using those ten dollar words that obviously don't know what they mean and jamming them awkwardly into sentences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484999
what

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>>12485074
There's some pretty decent writing here. A lot of it would be saleable if monstergirls weren't so niche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484977

That was the writefag story with the stupidly long name about some vampire quest. If I remember I thought it was a parody of other writefags work at first.

[Anonymous No.]

Occasionally, I think the problem with MGE is that it's not *enough* like a D&D monster manual. Then I realise the first entry would be "Aboleth", and I reconsider.
Still, we need more Flumphs, Modrons and Gelatinous Cubes.

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>>12485077

That's the reason why I got pissed at Reynolds' faggotry, Anon.

He used a word reserved for sewage or other horrifyingly offensive odored areas to describe age.

Age isn't even effluvial, it's goddamned musty and dry, sometimes dessicated. Effluvial age would be like opening a mummy's sarcophagus and having the odor of shit and putrefication assault your goddamned nostrils in an unholy torrent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485083
They, Okayado, Comic Ryu, and likely others are asking what scenes from the manga would you like to see animated.

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>>12485084

Who (other than LDR) would fall into that category? I personally can't think of anyone.

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>>12485084
I'd argue that point on what here could and couldn't be published, but our modern society has proven you can publish anything. It's now just down to the point of if you should or shouldn't. Most of the time I'd say it's the latter, but again this is all personal preference too.

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>>12485088
asking who?
people on twitter?

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>>12485074
I agree with all you said. But stringing together a list of words that are "archaic and obscure" will come off as being pretentious in any modern literature.

>>12485077
>using those ten dollar words that obviously don't know what they mean
That's the biggest danger of someone only going by a thesaurus. It's not going to be able to tell you the subtle nuances that come with the synonyms. And those nuances can make a huge difference in how what's being written comes off.

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>>12485097
Yes.

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>>12485092

Captain, LDR, and Yanon are the top three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481629
how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485086
I want some faith juice.

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>>12485066
I think it's getting right in that sweet spot of using an uncommon word because it sounds good, rather than sounding smart.

To me, "effluvial" sounds good. If you're describing some foul, viscous fluid that seeps more than it flows, then I kind of like it. Sometimes you just come across a word where, even if you've never had it defined for you before, you just associate it with it's intended meaning and effect upon you perfectly, because of the context.

>>12485075
I kind of feel compelled to go against every instinct in my body and write a fart fetish MG story which overuses the word, just for you.

>I will find a way to transcend this dimension and punch you in the fucking gusset so hard that you'd birth shit from your skull.

Now that is kind of a beautiful thing you wrote, right there.

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>>12485101
Captain's good, but I wouldn't say he's publishable. He's still got a lot of wrinkles to iron out in his works, but he's improving with every new story he puts out.

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>>12485096
>You can publish anything
That's a good thing, anon. And honestly, more people should.

Years ago you had to try and convince a publishing firm that you had something worth printing. That metric was determined mostly by marketability than quality or original idea.

LDR gets sales because he writes what sells. Vampires, gay shit, etc. I guarantee you that if some of the other anons here wrote those same topics they'd be able to generate revenue as well.

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>>12485074

Melville was pretty much panned until after he was broke and dead. Not the best example. But I do love Moby Dick. God, Ahab was just the best.

>>12485087
Right. Age is musty and dusty. Dessicated vs. cool and clayey depends on the method of storage. Whether you're thinking attic or basement-tier.

>>12485105
Knigga, do you even know what fluvial means?

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>>12484982
>/fit/ oomukade
I had a feeling that somebody would do that at one point.

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>>12485084
Well, getting published doesn't really mean anything nowadays besides the fact that there's an audience for whatever you wrote. The best stuff written around here is just capable genre fiction, which means that it satisfies the niche taste of the reader who's into that kind of stuff.

I'm really not talking down on the stuff. I just think it's time to get rid of some pretensions that are ruining writefagging.

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>>12485101

I disagree with Yanon, but Captain and LDR are indeed top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485111
But my point had nothing to do with his literary reputation. He's a great fucking writer who uses obscure words to good effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485111
>do you even know what fluvial means?
It's a term to describe the way water flows, as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.]

How long until this writefag/literature debate breaks down into 'What is art?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485127
Considering we're talking about how we want to avoid pretentiousness with writing, I'd hope never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485127
Now.

I propose that my story about a mousegirl being fucked in the ears by a fat, balding middle-aged man is art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485092
Personally I think some writefags have their own niche. Bollocks could easily become the write to the next generic romcom involving tsunderes. /ss/ I could see producing the next Inferno Cop. The Spider and the Fly guy could writing the next gritty war movie. Not everyone is meant to write for books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485125

It's the scientific term for all rivers and streams. Fluvial systems go all the way from headwater to delta.

Ef+fluvial almost literally translates to "Shit River"

The flow is not just implied, it's outright stated. You want to make up some word about thick seeping fluids, then efflacustrine or something would do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485134
My story about a blushing elf tomboy maid getting raped by orc tentacle cocks is objectively better art than your story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485127
Yeah, I'd be happy if we can go back to discussing mgs and throbbing tailpussies. The only reason I opened that can of shit was for a bit of ego deflation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485140
Pah! Unless that elf has grey skin to represent the current bleakness of the writing industry, I hardly think that it'll be a hit with the upper crust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485144
happy tailpussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485144

The ego deflation is sorely needed in many cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484982
>De-lolified Devil
This is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485152
Tailpussies a fucking shit. I'd rather they all be ripped off.
>>12485155
For who anon? The only ones that come to mind as of recent are Nega

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485144
It worked. I never liked it to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485152
how many tailpussies can you fit in your mouth anon?

[Anonymous No.]

With all the discussions these threads get about horse-pussies, tail-pussies, snake-cloacae and that damn futa-cat, I'm led to ask a question: do you actually care? She has genitals, you can do something to them she likes, are the details really a dealbreaker?
>Pictured here, an argument starter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485158

>nega

Holy shit this. I've seen a couple of threads recently where he doesnt stop going on about his writefagging. Not even Lanternon was this full of himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485158
how would you feel if someone said we should castrate all men? manticores don't deserve this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485166
>Manticore tries to rape you in a dark alley somewhere
>"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tailpussy Mr. Anon?
>"Let's find out. A one, a twooooo, a three" You said biting down on the inside of her tail after the third lick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485167
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485152
What makes tailpussies happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485167
Futacat yes, because a penis is involved.

Horse pussy means you're actually fucking a horse.

Snake cloaca is roughly where you'd have a human vagina, so it's cool.

Tailpussy a best. "Throbbing tailpussy" just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485173
latching onto a dick
being full

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485170
Ouch. Was your purpose to bring the rape train down even harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485144
And you did good anon, there's nothing wrong with knocking ourselves down a couple pegs, and it's good knowing these threads still have people with good heads on their shoulders. That whole debate helped make me want to get back to work on my long overdue /mgg/ stories as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never NTR an anon's monster waifu away from him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485144
haha nigger, You just made me realize how much better I am than you not only as a writer, but as a human being!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485193
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485178
>Futacat yes, because a penis is involved.

I don't really see the problem. She's got a rockin' kitty body and still has a vag. Way I see it, a kittycock and balls is just another way to have some fun.

Tailpussy is pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485193
>Your waifu will never NTR you away from anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485160
can someone explain the story behind this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485195

Which writefag are you again? Because I bet your generally /who/ tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485169
>castrate all men
have you been to that corner of tumblr recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485200
That is a tailpussy. The man behind her gets the tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485204
Captain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485200
Thats based off of RS's character Galen.

Except its Garen from League of Legends.

Also this >>12485209

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485195
No anon, it is I who is the superior being and writer. You can call me god of /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

I made some mg things
http://pastebin.com/u/Fizzman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485215
Fuck off ss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485213

It looks like
>>12485204

Just got wreckd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485218
>ss
Nah, he doesn't gloat that hard. That's easily Paladin-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485216
>manticore
>with human hands

Are you some kind of sicko or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485220
considering I didn't post that, I don't think it is him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485216
where are chapters 1-8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482589

>she levels Faith so she can throw lightning spears
>ends up crying herself to sleep every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485226
There all included. Just says what the current one is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482589

[Anonymous No.]

Would you have sex with a Gnoll Monster Girl with a Pseudopenis?

Totally non-furry. Human face. Spotted thick fluffy fur, dark tail and thick, fluffy paws. Swishy tail and round breasts...

...but to get inside her vagina you have to stick your cock inside her long, soft, gripping tight clit pseudopenis.

Would you slurp and suck her pseudopenis and use your tongue to help expand it so its stretchy and aroused enough to take you?

Oh, and she'd have a mohawk. And piercings. But no muzzle at all and an entirely human face, and breasts and taut, six-pack abs. With a creamy chocolate skin tone.

The pseudopenis never even has to go near your butt, though it could. But you have to penetrate through it to get to her vaginal mouth and the womb waiting inside for you to make all your little yap yaping daughterus with.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485246
I've had enough of all this pseudofutatailpussy shit. Everyone knows puffy vulva is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485246

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484982
I really enjoyed that, especially with the butting heads between Ruby and Rose,who delightfully comes across as an uncaring bitch. I'm curious to see where you're going to go with this story.

With that said, there are the occasional spelling errors and such. Do you happen to have a proofreader?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485246

You do realize that female hyenas lose the pseudo-penis after giving birth, right?

So take your futa shit and get the fuck out, Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

On the subject of writefags and their shitty stories what is the most amusing/funny? Too many of them take themselves seriously. I like steamychowders school teacher stuff, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482927
It's Matsu-sensei

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485246

What is this shit

[Average Anon No.]

>>12485260
Excellent, I wanted Rose to seem like that.

Unfortunately I have no proofreader so I have to do it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485193
I want to alp, rape, and waifu an anon while his waifu is forced to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485264
laska and me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485266
What? There will be Gnoll Monster Girls someday.

If they have a Pseudopenis to set them apart... why not?

>>12485263
Not Bob. Just a curious anon. Because extra long penetrating, gripping wet squeezing clit you need to fuck to have sex with a Gnoll sounds like a wonderful thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485270
are you an alp too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485274
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485246
Would you mind if I used your gnoll/hyena girl idea in something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485264

I've always found Cap's stuff has a decent level of humor to it, not going too overboard with things.

>>12485268

I definitely recommend you find one, in some form. You didn't have much for errors but it's always good to have an extra pair of eyes to help you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485193

>you will never brutally torture and murder the anon who NTRed your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485251
We need more monstergirls with puffy vulvas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485275
then why so homo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485278
Like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485282
It's not gay if I alpify him first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485278
Why wouldn't you just dump your waifu and call it a day? Clearly she never really loved you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485276
>Would you mind if I used your gnoll/hyena girl idea in something?

Go right ahead. Its not exactly an original idea. Sadly a majority of them are incredibly furry and just anthro Hyenas... not explicitly Gnolls.

The idea of a punked, pierced, mohawked rocker Gnoll Girl taking out her clit and slowly shoving your dick inside it really amuses me.

And even if after birth they expand and lose some of their characteristics... its the ones who haven't had babies yet that will be doing the shoving of their clit onto their lover's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere Kikimora uses her spousal status to gain control of your finances and make sure you always have enough at hand to do whatever short term activities you desire but never enough to be independent of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485299
Yeah, the mohawk-hyena/gnoll fits in with my theme.

Plus it'll be something new to write about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485302
>stab her to death during sex.
problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485302
Niiice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485281

>puffy vulvas

Those look like balls or poorly drawn anatomy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485281
The great debate: Would you rather eat out a puffy vulva or a throbbing tail pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485302
How about a yandere, ex-military, virgin, shotacon Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485299
>>12485304

If you are Bob and use this in Big Bad Wolf 2... you will make my day.

Here is an example of one of the hyena 'morphs. Very furry. Has pseudopenis. NOT futa. That is a clit you stick your dick into to reach her vulva, which is the hair bulging part under her clit.

http://i.imgur.com/ig8i3Dj.jpg

Just take that, and make it into a monster girl Gnoll rather then a Furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485319
At least it's not tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485314
Puffy vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485319
Anon....I...all my kinks in one girl. Im impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485193
...what if i have?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a xeno?
Imperial guard may not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485328
I never thought you'd be into yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485335
faster than you can say is that someone in my room

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485335
>Incase
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485339
I had a textbook definition of one in high school. After I got rid of her, a few years later I realized how hot the situation was in retrospect /blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485335
>Incase
This is going to include dickgirls, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485344
Never stick your dick in crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485350
When doesn't something of InCase's include dickgirls? Or Traps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485350
Find out yourself
http://prismgirls.com/
It's not btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485352
It was only her mouth anon. She only bit once

[Anonymous No.]

So um... How would you actually get a loving MG in real life assuming
1. They were real
2. capable of love
3. They weren't all rape trains
4. You had to not get "pro-actively dated"
5. Survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485359
You stick stuck it in.She probably know where you live, or is trying to find out.
You're gonna be in the missing people pages soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485361
Go outside, for starters. I get the feeling a few would fail that point. ...though I am confused about the meaning of that 'pro-actively dated' thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485307
So, like Patrick Bateman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484730
>>12484765

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485361

For number four, do you mean you can't go out and actively look for one, or you couldn't get picked up by one?

Cause really it would just come down to how things are IRL. You just happen to run across the right person at the right time in some sort of fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485369
kinda way of saying rape, kidnapping, and then more rape forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484391
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485369
"Proactive dating" means getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485320
I already had a pretty good idea of what I wanted instantly.

Don't worry, it'll just be pseudopenis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485357
>Paying for porn
>Paying for western porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485361
Nope. Since they would go for the actual popular people: with money, a social life, self-esteem, and friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7erl9k01C2M

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485377
>>12485380
I feel dumb now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485387
Paying for japanese porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485387
>implying
sadpanda.org

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485389
same here :(
Now I hope MGs never become real.
If I can't have one, no one can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485361
>go to bar
>get drunk with monster girls
>go back to her house
>have sex
>leave the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485382
This... is going to be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485361
I'd get out and start being more social, for one.
I figure I'm good-looking enough to get SOMEBODY, I'm just a shut-in is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485401
It is because of stuff like this that I believe monster girls would be good for the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485178
>Snake cloaca is roughly where you'd have a human vagina, so it's cool.
Um... you're not the world's greatest biologist.
>Futacat yes, because a penis is involved.
See, this is the bit I don't get: I'm not attracted to men because I don't like *men*, not dicks; I don't *see* dicks, people wear clothes. Similarly if you reverse that statement and make it about women. Is this weird of me?

[Anonymous No.]

How would you prepare yourself if monstergirls went feral?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485361

I wouldn't. I'd just continue living my quiet life as always. I don't want to risk making bonds with someone knowing that something might go wrong sometime. I figured that minding my own business and not getting involved in a relationship would be a better choice.

I'm just afraid of fucking up and letting people down.

Fear of failure, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485424
Lots of clear fluids nearby to re-hydrate and bananas for those annoying leg cramps. Maybe condoms if there's going to be multiple MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have to join to read that Xenobiology comic

Sure is Jew in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485424
Escape to safety if possible, otherwise try to get "claimed" by a MG for protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12481725
>No qt3.14 MGs to ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485424
Move up north to one of my extended family's cabins, bathe in scent-killer daily, and buy a bed with good springs for the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485427

Are you me?

seriously though, I suspect that's the same for a lot of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485432
>Have to pay to get something
The horror.

Just wait, someone will eventually release it on panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485335
I would a Xeno. Because MGs of other planets need loving too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485435
>no vampire waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485445
>That Fem Kakyoin
>Dia being that slutty

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485424
Since escape is impossible, find a cute werewolf girl or oni to protect me. Go with the lesser evils, right? It's not like they would hurt me if I willing went with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485400
I hope it's up to your expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485445
Jojo, no. That's your Great-grandma's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485462
Don't pull a fry, jojo

[Anonymous No.]

Loveland froggirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485462
Great-great-grandma*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485467
man i hope aliens look like pretty girls and not this. that would be hard to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485473
Well, word is there's about 76 alien races our race knows of, if you believe any of that conspiracy stuff. From what I remember a good portion of them are humanoid and attractive enough to get with. There's a race that closely resembles KC's Devil, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

Mailman Harpy at your service!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485484
What? Did you hear this from x?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485490
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485490
From that guy in the tinfoil hat at the end of the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485489
You dumb asshole you keep giving me the neighbors mail every god damn day

Why are you such a birdbrain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485484

Considering the conspiracy stuff is pants on head retarded, I'd say that's bullshit.

Look at Earth's history when it comes to evolution, or even compare deep sea shit with land creatures. There are a few similarities, like eyes, but that's where it ends. Alien life is likely to be bizarre by our standards, and terrifying. naturally, we'll be horrifying to them, too Also, even if by some miracle they do look like Succubi or Asari, we wouldn't be able to reproduce with them without some heavy genetic modification. Humans can't even reproduce with other apes, let alone the other species on this planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485492
/x/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485484
>>12485501

Well, here's a highly detailed synopsis on these races from an incredibly credible site.
http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/alien_races.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485501
>no babes
good. I dont want to have kids with an alien succuslut waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485335
Why so much fantasy and so few sci-fi girls in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485507

That reminds me, our local MP claims he saw an alien disguised as a human walking down the highstreet a few years ago. The man was a complete lunatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485508
even if its to ntr your prude significant other that wont do anything lewd with you like this http://exhentai.org/g/636143/b507469cf2/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485507
>no pictures
what is this 2bit bull shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485511
Aliens can't be monstergirls, even if their races are entirely female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485490
Nah, this shit's floating around all over the place and online for YEARS. The US and Russia apparently have guidebooks written up for high ranking agents about some of the races, and how to deal with them.

>>12485501
Well of course the conspiracy stuff is retarded, that doesn't stop it from being an interesting thought to entertain now and then, if you don't get obsessed over it. And considering some of the rumors, we've already got hybrids running around thanks to genetic modification and good ol' xeno baby making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485489
>Mail harpy
>Not Toumasu's
It's like you wouldn't even a bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485516
see>>12485513

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485516
Well, what's your definition of Alien? Cause in a way, Succubi could be considered alien. They're not of this earth, and travel here from another dimension/plane of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485520
Why did Setouchi adopt that shitty, grainy outline for his stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485489

Ah, glad you're here! I was just looking for someone to deliver a few letters for some friends' rapeca-- I mean houses.

You know, that actually sounds interesting. You should write a story about a mailman harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485524
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485435
Somebody say ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA?

What's the soundbit in the image from, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485525
I would. If I had any writing skill at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485525
There are very few stories about harpies in general, mailman or otherwise.
I dunno why, since they're one of the most obvious MG races.

[Anonymous No.]

Boy am I fucking glad Mantis daughterus don't come with a lot of bullshit that you have to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485517
the amount of tinfoil hat coming from this site is making my itchy.

[Anonymous No.]

there needs to be more love for owl girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485501
I'm just imagining the alien AIDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485525
>rapeca--

Rape what? I'm never going to know what you want if you don't say it clearly, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485547
I've never noticed it before, but this chick is like 100% furry.
Send help, because I still find her attractive. Help or euthanasia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485314
Puffy Vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484982
This story was Excellent. I never thought anyone would take the horror that is the Parasite Slime and actually make it... likeable. But you've done an amazing thing with this story. Giving her humanity back and allowing her parasitism to be just an annoyance rather then a curse.

I like the Paladin and Abby too. Their little quarrel was /fantastic/ to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485392
>Paying for porn at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485525
> You should write a story about a mailman harpy.
See >>12485519

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundere childhood friend kikimora maid girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485556
Nah, no snout. You're fine. unless there's a beak behind that lizard. Why do I not care if there is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485565
>Paying for anything digital

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485556

As long as she doesn't have actual animal facial features like beak and snout, I think she's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485547
Where's the one with the crazy eyes that isn't nearly that furry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485361
I'd just to conventions or maybe meet one through work. I'd honestly prefer a monstergirl who I can enjoy being near and who enjoys being near me.
But I'm a hopeless romantic, so what do I know?
>>12485389
But anon, you do have friends.
You have us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485576

[Anonymous No.]

Hyena-tan, courtesy of /a/
Better than new drawings I've seen here recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485578
why does she look evil and why is she tagged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485578

Is it safe to admit that "tired eyes" with black sclera are top tier features?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485580
And Vulture-tan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12482589
Still waiting on someone doing an Edit of Woolie the Liar stole my pie but with Rachnee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485583
>"Ara ara human, it seems that you've finally caught this little birdy~"
>>12485585
>arms
So close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485573
>Paying for anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485591
I would fuck her so hard that my penis explodes into confetti.

[Anonymous No.]

woah man
when did we move the threads to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485573

>paying for anything at all
>believing in currency

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485580
Nice.
>>12485584
Damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485600
Where have you been for the past two months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485600
About 2 months ago when Shitposting and "Posting Standards" over on /a/ reached critical levels. Someone made a thread over here and we all pretty much decided to bail.
Seriously though, good riddance to /a/. There was one chuuni fucker going around talking about how we'd be purged when the "Knights of /a/" returned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485603

/dsg/

did the mods start deleting our threads on /a/ or did we just move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485602
That's the expression she makes when you beg not to be raped.

>heh, just listen to this bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485607
We bailed when we just couldn't take Shitposter-kun's shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485607
>>12485606


oh aight cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485585
>Vulture-tan

Not very good. Vulture girls need to be pale, gracefully long necked goth chicks with sleek black /huge/ wings. They need to have sleek dark feather hair and a big ruff of ruffly feathers around their boobs like Lulu's fur ruff from FFX.

They need to circle around someone dying in the desert, and call down...

>"Hey man... you look like you're dying there..."
>"Yeah. Looks like you're dying."
>"Totally dying."

And then you, with all your last watercracked lips need to croak.

>"By... my own hand... or none..."

And then they need to all swoop lower and be like...

>"Oooo... Thats hardcore."
>"Totally totally!"
>"Think he'll let us watch?

Elegant Gothic Birdbrain Vulture Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485607
The final weeks were marked by intermittant deletings, obvious false-flagging, and 360-degree shitposting.
We weren't explicitly booted out of the door, but the writing was on the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485614
Of course, after you die, they eat you and the spirit energy you had left in your corpse.

Sometimes a Vulture Harpy will take enough of a liking to a dying man to carrying him off in her large wings and save his life and make him her husband.

Especially goths. They love fellow goths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483441
no, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12483441
If course I would, sometimes I just don't know any better, it's just to teach me a lesson, it's just because I was mouthing off, I should know my place, it's just because she loves me, please don't hurt me I'm sorry I'll never interrupt the game ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485633
Anon this is a safe place, you are with friends, you can let it all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485622
my dick needs this

[Anonymous No.]

nesides bob's shit, what should I read next?

[Anonymous No.]

And now, a message from Mero:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEq0X6awNO4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485646
Read Anonymoose if you havn't yet. Then just pick and choose based on your likes. Alpanon does good stuff. And alot of the people who have posted in this thread or mentioned in the main pastebin are pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485637
I mean, she would never do it if I didn't deserve it. It's because her friends make fun of her for not controlling her husband, and her friends are very important to her, and I humiliated her in front of her friends, so I deserve it. And those onis and minotaurs make fun of her for being weaker, really she's the victim here. And because I haven't put out lately, and sometimes she just needs to unwind after work, and if I keep pussy blocking her then maybe that means I'm fucking the neighbor girl or the electrician. It's really my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485646
Try out RS' one-shots or his GMJ if you like longer stuff (didn't like it as much as his shorts myself but it's still good)
Captain is gone but his stories are really good.
Spider and the Fly for your operator fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485648

I can almost hear she saying "murder your loved ones" in that.

[Anonymous No.]

What drugs would you be willing to try out with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485669
mantis shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485669
Winners don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485678
then how did they win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485658
Anon please, you are her husband, you should be the most important thing in her life, not some shitty friends who aren't even really her friends because real friends don't make fun of you for the person you married and or fell in love with. If she can't see that then she doesn't deserve you, you need to confront her and make her realize you have feelings too and that you don't like what she does, you have to be forceful for once, show your a man and that you wont take this any longer. If she tries to hurt you again run away, just leave and never come back, call the cops, go to a battered men's shelter. Remember its not your fault.
>>12485669
Weed, LSD, extacy. Not mushrooms because fuck that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485669
>What drugs would you be willing to try out with your waifu?

>Step 1. Move to Sweden.
>Step 2. Meet Gorgeous Nordic Valkyrie.
>Step 3. Get fucking smashed, wasted, and use the swedish medical system to enjoy all kinds of legal drugs, sex, and rock and roll.
>Step 4. Corrupt Valkyrie into Dark Valkyrie through sex, drugs, and rock and roll
>Step 5. Live forever having sex, taking drugs, and listening to rock and roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485681
By being a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485669
what would papi be like if you gave her cocaine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485690
>Hee heee... I can see... colors!
>Uhh... Papi. You always could see colors.
>..Whoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485690

I don't know. What would a Wurm be like if you gave her coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485687
Would you do berserker mushrooms with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485690
>hummingbird papi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485577
You don't count and you know it.
The lat phone call I got from outside of family and business was in June last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485580
>Hyena
you know that makes her a futa right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485709
Only in your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485690
>be waiting outside her hospital room
>doctor walks out
>"im sorry, her heart just couldn't take the drug, it just started beating to fast and well... blew up"
>insert drug psa mascot monster girl making a short speech about not doing drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485712
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_hyena#Female_genitalia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485709
Wait how does that make her futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485719
see>>12485714

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485714
>>12485719
well that answers my question and gets rid of all my desire of there being a hyena girl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485725
You should read >>12485246

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485714
Nature I fucking hate you sometimes. Still as long as she's not a shit spotted one. Though less is now most likely going to draw this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485729
God I fucking love healthy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485732
I hope he does

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485729
fat girls are ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485732
Nah, it'll probably be maledom or guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485669
>Black Eye
>A new drug applied directly to the eye, like eyedrop medication
>Anyone who uses it temporarily develops black sclera around the irises and a huge boost in libido, stamina, and strength, as well as heart rate
>After-use symptoms may include extreme fatigue, shortness of breath, and minor heart problems
>Prolonged use can increase the risk of heart attack, and may lead to blindness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485739
This makes you gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485740
You're ugly, neckbeard neet. The only girl you're ever going to get is a fat girl who settles for your fat ass. And then you'll be like two balls of lard humping when you try and have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485743
Is this a real thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485747
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485732
[laughter intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485752
You fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485750
Naw.
It's like a drug derived from the one that guy used in Cowboy Bebop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485686
Imagine running a battered husbands shelter in MGC, and seeing every kind of shattered pelvis and broken nose doormat husband walk through the door.

What kind of motivational speeches would you give them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485747
stop projecting

[Anonymous No.]

Trapdoor spidergirl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485767
I hate spiders and that sounds scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485758
Wanwanna see who's bigger?

Aww, I win again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485767
It will be in a bundle with down covered dinosaur girls, and world peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485770
the ultimate surprise rape. you're just walking one fine evening, and suddenly the lights go out.

you are raped in the dark for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485774
Anon plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485775
>down-covered
I don't know not all dinos were covered in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485774
I almost want to start writing about this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485758
Loen drew that awhile ago anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485779
But whats the point of them without it, they would just be glorified lizard girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485785
Well...yeah.
And a lot of them have spikes and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485778
>I mean, I can wear the undies with the hole to make it look like a strap-on again if you want.

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

>>12484663
I've argued that temperament should be consistent across species, not personalities. That is to say certain things should be innate to any one species' nature, sometimes even down to the genetic and not just the environments they usually live and breed it.

I don't see the merit of writing a lion that eats tofu. And if you've actually read my story, you'd see that I have diverged and taken liberties with the 'generic' personalities you claim I uphold like biblical canon. Thanks for your opinion, but please don't put words in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485767
>Come back home after work one day
>Call out to your wife that your home
>No answer, the lights are off
>Start walking around the house looking for her
>Walk into the bedroom, the bed is gone but there is a massive pile of pillows and blankets where it once was
>Slowly walk towards it wonder what happened
>Step on the very edge of one of the blankets and suddenly the pile explodes and you are pulled inside before you even know whats happening
>Your wife somehow created a massive hole in your bedroom and put the bed at the bottom of it so she can 'rape' you whenever she wants
I kind of want this now
>>12485774
>>12485778
Fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485725
Come on, man. Look at my post in >>12485246
and the later ones.

There is already a monster in D&D and other genres based on the Hyena.

The Gnoll. And female Gnolls, according to some lore, have pseudopenises. And now that they're all female... they all have them.

She is going to be a 7 foot tall, voluptuous, mowhawked, lone eared sexy monster girl with soft spotted fur, and gorgeous gold eyes. And entirely human face, and skin creamy chocolate brown down to her navel and below to the v of her sex.

Her thighs, arms, back, and mane will all be fluffy soft fur and she'll have a big swishy tail and big, meaty paws to push you down and hold you down.

Her big pseudopenis is going to be shoved down over your cock, inch by inch, as she gives little hyena whines and yelps as you take her clit's virginity.

And she's going to grip you in her clit, and pump her hips up and down like she was the guy, instead dragging and forcing her hard, erect clit up and down your penis and the wet, tight, dripping, gripping interior is going to give way to a deeper wetness and heat where her vaginal mouth will swallow you up with every insertion.

She'll bring you off with the tightness and gripping strength of the tissues of her clit, and swallow you inside her as she spasms. And as you spray semen into her vagina.

And she is going to cum, her clit gripping and milking every drop of semen as she begins to laugh. Laugh high and crazy and wild as she thrashes and bucks and keeps her clit jammed tight around your cock to gather up all that precious semen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Akk1BQ_so

And then she'll collapse down onto you, gather you to her big breasts, and make gentle mooing sound of pleasure and relaxation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485790
Literally homosexual, enjoy being an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485779

More like half of all species. And that's not biomass either. The featherless far outweigh them. And that's not counting the large amount that had feathers on their arms and neck and back and nowhere else. True full feathered ones are a minority of a minority. Sound like you want something more like Titanus walleri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485795
>>12485790
You're making me hazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485795
And after the first time they have adorable little giggling puppies with you, they're pseudopenis will be loose and stretched and slack with much reduced foreskin that will reveal the normal split-lipped labia. And the inside, after having tasted you inside her clit, will be perfectly tailored for your penis for direct fucking as her large clit rubbing around your penis every time you pump into it but only looking like an extra layer of labial lips and giving her even more pleasure as you fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485814
Also, you'll get to watch your little giggling puppies get born out of your waifu's gaping clitoris!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485738
>You will never clean your cow up after she spent the whole day working.
>Cleaning her body
>Her horns
>Making her hooves shine and her coat of fur, wherever it is smooth as silk
>You will never cuddle with your clean cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485820
Dammit man you know how to hit me right in the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485820

>You'll never clean her up thoroughly, knowing exactly the way she likes it, with no lewd thoughs in mind when touching her
>You'll never innocently give her a thumbs up when you're done
>You'll never fail to realize she's in love with you for taking good care of her everyday
>You'll never only realize this one day when she lures you into the barn alone, asking for you help with "something" in the middle of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485833
>"It's a Cowbrush, you want me to buy you a Cowbrush right?"
>Then you buy her one and she ignores your being stupid to her advances cause the Brush feels so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485833
i bet she would make delicious hamburgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485833
I really want to be tenderly raped by a Holstaurus.
>>12485838
So long as she knows how to grill correctly and what condiments to put on then yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485838

>The crummiest preparation of the carcass used only for tough stringy old meat

There's a good reason why the saying about old cows is "only good for hamburger"

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere Kikimora accompanies you everywhere
>You go to the store to pick up some new pants and she simply follows you into the dressing room
>An employee attempts to stop her, telling her that she's not allowed in the men's changing room
>You don't hear her say anything, she just turns to face the employee who promptly begins sweating and apologizes before quickly shuffling away
>She simply smiles and hooks her arm around yours
>She takes great interest in making sure the pants fit around the crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485853
I get the feeling this would be the kind of MG who would jerk you raw to make sure that all of you is spotless.

Though now that I think about it, it sounds more OCD/germaphobe than yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>Writing some 1000 character long comment
>picking an image to upload after I finish
>browser fucking crashes
WHYYYYYY!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485858
She would spend double the amount of time cleaning as a normal Kikimora.
A similar amount of time to clean everything else, but then she'd spend the next few hours making sure you were "spotless". Really she's just making sure no other woman touched you and ensuring that her scent is all over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485871
I mean that's pretty alright so long as she's not the shit kind and goes around purposefully making sure nobody interacts with me at all or killing girls who look at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485795
Or you show dominance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSHv5lo3LLc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485833
why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485874
I don't think I've ever seen a gay guy wrestle a hyena until now.

[Anonymous No.]

So, /mgg/, I have a question for you.

Of all the images, stories, ideas, etc, posted in these threads, which are you most ashamed of getting off on?

Don't be afraid, spill your most shameful secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485897
horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485897
>having shame

Real, pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485897
Being bound and violated by an ara ara Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485865
That was Jesus doing you a favor. Why would you think it would be OK to post a 1000 character comment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485897
Succubi.

She's been around the block, but I still like the notion of her wanting to settle down with you, in spite of the doubts towards monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485917
Not all succubi ntr anon. It's probably a better idea to keep a consistent, dedicated life source locked in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

So, about Hathor, just a little something I wrote down at her that shouldn't be carved in stone so soon, but:

>The Hathor is a race born from the Chief God of a distant past. As such, they are highly revered among men and monsters alike.

>As direct descendants of the old Chief God, they represent joy, feminine love, and fertility. It is apparently a good omen for someone to meet a Hathor. They are also gifted with fertility uncommon to most monsters, as they are more likely to give birth than most other monsters.

>They also are known to generously impart their gift to monsters who seek their help with birthing a child, and are able to give monsters heightened fertility through the use of their demonic energy. Couples have been known to embark on a pilgrimage to the Hathor’s homelands, and have copious amounts of sex after being imparted with their gifts.

>The Hathor themselves are a pure and docile breed, much like the Holstaurus. They have a love of life, and enjoy the company of others. It is said that any man who falls in love with a Hathor is guaranteed to live a long, happy life as her husband with plenty of children.

Thoughts? Likes? Dislikes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485924
Way better then the NTR tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485912
>ara ara kraken
>shameful
What are you talking about? That's top-tier taste right there.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

Sorry for the recent slowness, but I had to do a little rethinking of the order of things, as I forgot something rather obvious. But now I've reassembled my story in a manner that has removed one hole and probably opened up fifteen others. Until then, I hope you enjoy the latest chapter, in which Lythalia is wrong about everything and there is a chaste peck on the cheek.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

I already fear the criticism, in part because I feel bad for having written this. Perhaps that's a sign that I've accurately represented awkwardness? I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485929
>NTR tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485931
And here I was hoping that you'd finally hanged yourself. Now I feel silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be cornered by a gang of MG Greasers who speak in 50's lingo, such as "That's strictly deadspill daddy-o." and are able to break out into a dance if the mood calls for it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4XUuCg6D5g

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485937
On all accounts, it kind of is an NTR tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485953
Man, bully was a good game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485931
Currently raiding in World of Autism right now, my guild is fucking shit and the same person keeps asking how the scorpion works on heroic paragons after every single wipe.

Will read and offer feedback in about 2.5 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485961
Yeah, an MG version of Bully would be neat too.

Playing as Jimmy and having to fight the various MG groups. While Gary is actually a Paladin and convinces you to try and defeat all the MGs so you can rule the school.

The crazy homeless guy behind the bus fought in the MG-Human contact war.

etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>looking through pixiv
>'oh yeah, that new oni girl'
>futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485972
What's wrong with futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485976
There should only be one dick per two monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485977
So if you had a futa MG and a non-futa MG fucking you, that'd be fine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485953
A musical about rape. Make it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485931
>Best grill chapter
>More of the same best interplay with some awkward semi-friend zone daww
Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485983
Amusing you yourself had no dick, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485924
Now I feel like writing something with Hathor in it.
Seriously, the thought of writing about a Holstaurus-type never even crossed my mind until now.

[Anonymous No.]

MILFs in five fucking days

Can you handle it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486014
I'M FEELING IT!!
I'M REALLY FEELING IT!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486014
i can handle it

my dick is another matter entirely, and i'll have to take it into my own hands in order to sort it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486018
>>12486022
Monster milfs get on a boat next chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486025
W-will they get off the boat in the chapter after that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486025
Hey!

We don't talk like that around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484047
I dont get this either anon. I just wish they'd be like normal people, but more interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486029
See you next time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486031
I prefer this as well which is why I like what Okayado does

Like girls but with the monster on the outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486025
The upcoming chapter will be the girls freaking out for 30 pages and end with the moms silhouettes at the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486049
FUCK. I was able to stave off my cynicism for almost two months you ass but know I'm sure you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

Charles Barkley gets transported to a fantasy world and has to use the power of B-ball to take down the sinister All-Star Demon Girls with the help of a motley crew of monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486052
Cum on and jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486014
Yes, because EMG is shit.

In other news, kitsune in bunny suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485931
that made me smile. i'm waiting for the trainwreck or w/e planned.
exited, things are happening and i have no clue what to expect

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12486048
Speaking of Crab, anyone up for the newest 12Beast chaper?

I'll do a dump on /a/ tomorrow sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, here's the next part.
http://pastebin.com/V98KgUkY

I hope it's at least slightly entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486052
>>12486055

>He just SLAMS all the girls and fixes every problem.

Sasuga Charles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486057
>Fluffy pleb
You're just mad Okayado don't care about your kemonomimi garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486061
Hell yeah. Beach is nice, but I'm hoping he gets to lizardgirl soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486061
>Dat Asterio
Christ

Why are there other girls in this, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486068
Can you honestly say EMG is worth even looking at? The art is, quite honestly, bad. Proportions and anatomy are just way off all the time. I can't stand his tits-on-a-stick model of drawing.
Then there's the fact that it's haremshit. I honestly would probably still like it if it remained a romcom/SoL about a man and a lamia. Shounen harems are a good way to get me to dislike something.

[Anonymous No.]

If any of you get bored of only talking about monstergirls on 4chan there's a steam group.It's the only group that comes up when you search Monster Musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486076
You mad
>>12486078
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486062
YES
this series
YES
HAPPY!!
so far loads of entertainment each update. please don't stop

it's like cromartie high school with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486082
For any purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486062
Who the fuck eats candy for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486082
He has a fair point about the manga being better had it been "A Boy and His Lamia."

But yeah, I never had a problem with the anatomy.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12486072
Because there are other nice girls as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486090
Normally children.

>>12486087
I wouldn't say that, but thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486098
>Normally children.
I'm so utterly disappointed in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485920
Don't get me wrong; I've been more than willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. At the same time, by doing that I'd probably be asking for trouble...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486098
well, it's pretty eventful for a school setting

also i'll eat candy/snacks sometimes for breakfast cause it's there and i don't want to cook

get some coffee later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486100
Be as disappointed as you want, I don't get off on it like Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else cringe when they google monster musume and see all the really shitty image edits made by funny junk and 9gag? Not to mention the god awful motivation posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486094
Don't care anymore

Asterio's better brown and she's not a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486094
I'm conflicted, usually I want first girls to win, but I
also want tsundere to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486106
Not as much as when I type "Salamander" and "Monster girl" in Google images.

>>12486103
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486106
Not as much as going through random pages on the MGE wiki and the vast majority of them are fanfiction rather than the profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486106
>motivation posters
People still make those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486090
I eat eggs at midnight sometimes.

I have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486106
Well I just did that and only counted 8 motivationals in all the image results, so it's not like that's terrible
>>12486113
Oh boy, now THAT makes me mad as a snake

[Anonymous No.]

Update on The Body Snatcher, sequel to Moonlight Murders. I should really go through MM to fix some of the mistakes.
Update begins at 266. Previous for anyone catching up starts at 173.

Like I've said before, English isn't my native, so there might be mistakes. Sorry in advance
This update is sort of filler. Sort of, to not rush the story.

http://pastebin.com/ppf5cRgx

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486113
There is also a EMG wiki as well. It's pretty sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Where does Darling live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486139
In a house of estrogen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486139
In his house

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486139
Japan. After all, he is a native son of Japan whom is full of YAMATO DAMASHII

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486094
Tsundere is one thing, but she actually tried to kill him when he first arrived.
She has a long way to go before she is redeemed in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486154
Forgot image

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486153
Which city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486162
The capital, obviously.
It's the closest to the Emperor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486158
She can't very well entrust the safety of her people to someone she can kill with ease

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486154
Context would help, but that was to see if he was up to the challenge of fighting with them.

Also, she's adorable when she's not pissy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486163
So which ward of Tokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486172
>which ward of Tokyo
I'd say Shibuya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486154
She wants him. She just doesn't know it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486178
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486197
No I do not.
All I know is my gut says "maybe".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486201
Tch. I wish Crabman would include some station names somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486209
But it would make the D less of a self-insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486212
I don't think Darling is any kind of "self-insert" to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486219
Oh, but he is. Just look closely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486221
Umm, though I should say I don't really get "self-insert" to begin with, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486223
>I don't really get "self-insert"
You don't? Really? I'm sure a helpful anon will come by and teach you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486226
It's not like Darling is a video game protagonist who you can name, customise and name etc etc, he has his own character and history and you can't control his actions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486234
What history? We don't even see his parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486237
They are traveling abroad, I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486239
That's code for "We hate you, and want you to deal with our problems while we go and fuck a bunch of jungle people."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486243
Hmm, I'm pretty sure its a common contrivance in manga/anime to get the parents out of the way of highschool character interactions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486248
No wonder most MCs are little bitches. Their parents aren't around most of the time to straighten them up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486250
Having absent or otherwise useless parent's also allows the main character to have understandable abilities like cooking, cleaning, housework, independence etc etc which are popular in these kind of stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486253
I still think that D is lacking numerous qualities that can be easily filled in by Oya or the reader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486256
Such as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486261
Friends, hobbies, opinions on mundane things, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, here's a little extra.
http://pastebin.com/xhAPuPjg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12484433
Get your own beer you lazy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486263
But he has lots of friends like Miia, Ms Smith, Papi, Cerea, Suu, Rachnee, Mero, Lala and Polt-san . His hobbies include cooking, sewing, homecraft and running. Oh and I suppose studying animals and monster girls too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486267
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw birthday today
>tfw no milfy momdom apophis to spend it with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486308
Well, you get the second best situation which is to spend it with your friends from /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486308
Did you know that an Apophis would have to lie face down on a dickthrone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486308
Happy birthday Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486309
That sounds unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486312
What's wrong with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486312
What does a wet kitsune smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486313
There's Bob, Raidenfag, .Less drawing cat dicks, that one female writefag that makes money off her stories, Alp, Alp fans, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486308

Mine was a few days ago. I made a wish but I know it won't come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486316
Bourbon and wheat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486317
>Alp fans
Okay, I'm calling bullshit on "Alp fans".
>>12486319
That's because you haven't made a thousand origami cranes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486317
>Alp fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486308
A-Anything I can do to make you feel better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486333
Making monster girls real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486336
>Hora Hora
You got what you asked for, but maybe not what you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486336
Well, you've got me stumped on that one.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486333

Gunstar? Momdom apophis birthday story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486336
Was that a wish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486344
You know, I'm dubious without seeing her sans Photoshop, but past that I'd probably hit it.

Quick, someone call me a faggot for various reasons! Before it's too late!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486351
>wanting 3DPD
Faggot. Like that? Not that I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486356
I'd pump and dump, but she needs to keep the clothes and wig on the whole time or it'll ruin it for me and I'll have to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486349
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486359
>pump and dump
Of course. I don't think any of us are foolish enough to date 3DPD, let alone a presumable con whore. That goes without saying.

>she needs to keep the clothes and wig on the whole time
I'll settle for the wig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486347
I know I volunteered, but will a few short greentexts suffice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486363
>>12486359
>clothes and wig
>just the wig
If any of you were REAL MEN, you would make her take those tattoos for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486362
Hope you know what you're getting into anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486364

Of course. You're my favorite writefriend regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486365
Anon, pls. That would require either an actual relationship with a psycho or inordinate amounts of money. I don't want the first and don't have the second. How about we compromise? What are your thoughts on henna tattoos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486367
Can't be worse than what Bob has done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486371
>henna tattoos
As long as they're there while I do her and don't dissolve in sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

Ebola-chan is the best monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486374
I think they actually stain the surface of the skin, they'd last. They'd also be brown, but hey.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to read Monster Musume on batoto because I like going back and reading old chapters every once in a while
>all of the chapters are gone because of "infringement"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486344
Eh, I'd fuck her. Maybe even call back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486379
>batoto
Why would you go to a site that removes everything that has "sexual" content in it? I stopped using batoto when they removed NtK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486379
Where is that pic from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486370
Well, now that you've said that, I've just gotta try even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486389
Goo luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486384

Because none of the series I follow have had things like that happen to them aside from now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486396
Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486387

because I'm nice

http://exhentai.org/g/549933/abf3c96835/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486399
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486399
My boner!
My heartboner!
Goddammit, why am I fapping to Kid Icarus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486415
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486415
Because /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486415

>tfw Medusa will never lust after your dick and want to tenderly love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486418
Because I promised myself I would never fap to certain things, and Kid Icarus is one of them.
Was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486424
Don't make a promise you can't keep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486424
Anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486424
Free yourself from your limitations, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486429
Childhood anime and games
Outlaw Star and Tales Series to name a few.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486434
I think are just limiting yourself at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486434
>Outlaw Star
>Promising yourself not to fap to Aisha
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486384
I only use it to read Jojo. Is that okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486434
>not fapping to Outlaw Star
NYAANDATTE? Aisha not hot enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486436
>>12486437
I kinda am, but I guess it's a matter of keeping things sacred. Principle of the matter, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486439
No. Using it at all means you support their policies of censorship and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486443
Nothing is ever sacred. Give in to the debauchery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486446
Succubus detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486442
I guess I just haven't reached the level of depravity where I can fap to a series that I actually enjoyed watching for all aspects involved.

Then again, I am here, of all places, so that's bound to happen soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486448
Fiddlesticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486449
I enjoyed Fullmetal Alchemist as an elementary schooler and I can still fap to Winry just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486453
She does look like that one blonde werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486453

Stop making me feel old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486456
Remember the Super Nintendo? Remember when it came out over 20 years ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486456
Okay, what's the oldest series I'm allowed to talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486463
Metroid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486465
Fuck, I was going to say Metroid Prime. You beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486463

I remember when it was on sale for $199 right before the 64 came out when I was in second grade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486467
Don't worry, you can still say it.
I want to watch Slowbeef's LP of the prime series again now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486472
>that pic
Why would you post that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486475
I just felt like posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486472
Is this... NTR? Why am I feeling this strange feeling... just for that, I'm writing a a one-shot story about a guy who tried to NTR a sadistic, non-tomboy Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486478
It was so irrelevant though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486479
Please do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486485
Posting it later today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486481
Quit being such a pussy. The NTR fags get stronger off of your suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486478
That filename.
http://exhentai.org/s/db177fc2d2/532289-152

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486479
>>12486487
Well then, do hurry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486492
Well then, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486495
>>12486492
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
>furry
Now I'm not so sure.

[TheGunstar No.]

So, I'm writing this as a prequel to the 1001 Nights story I've been doing which I probably won't finish the True End of until this is done too.

http://pastebin.com/tiJwu7q6

This is just a bit of prologue for it, but there will be more at a later point in time.

In the meantime, I'm obligated to write some momdom and/or CC onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486500
One of the foxgirls has a smaller, furry form that she does housework in, but she transforms for sexy time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486510
Oh thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

Man screw that cube thing, I want this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486493
Welp, here's a shittily cobbled one-shot about a Sadistic Manticore making sure her partner understands that NTR is not okay.

http://pastebin.com/kWWDXUe8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486526
Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486529
I hope it makes clear that NTR is not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486532
I never said it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485924
I like it.
>>12485999
>the thought of writing about a Holstaurus-type never even crossed my mind until now
I will forgive you if you do write a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486533
I never said you said it was. I'm just saying that that's what I was trying to convey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486537
Oh.

It's pretty quiet tonight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486539
It gets real quite in the nights, kinda like it, means I wont miss too much in my few hours of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486543
But for people who work all day, night time can be kind of lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486544
Well that's the price you pay for being able to live. Sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486532
It totally is, though. Just imagine your cute, nerdy, fluffy daughteru getting cornered by the bullies and getting her ears used like onaholes. She'll be too ashamed to tell you why she has recurring ear infections and you only find out when they upload the videos and they go viral.

>D-daddy...! Help me...!
You watch her sob and cry as her delicate ears are violated again and again. You never knew.

[Anonymous No.]

Bestgirl last picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486555
Don't let the shit taste win, anon. I wrote NTR like this once. I'm a changed man. You can change too, it's not too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486555
I honestly don't understand how people don't vomit while reading things like this let alone get off to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486558
And with our last picture, we are currently 7th from the bottom.

Pretty good. I guess I'll get back on Word, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486563
So there's still a bit of time until the thread finally dies?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a tsundere lizardgirl how to swim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486563
>back on Word
Grapesnake Momdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486561

Not me who posted that, but with some of them, my way of thinking changed to disbelief of how stupid the scenarios are.

Then it's like. "Yeah you stupid fucking piece of meat. You deserve this. You had ten ways out of this scenario and you still let it happen. You simple simple moron. Go ahead and cry. You never deserved your husband. You never deserved real happiness."

"Don't be sad mister huband. Let the fat men have her, and move on to a new woman who's not a total fucking retard."

And on occasion where you get the real dumbass stuff like people getting married and not consumating the marriage or a wife never giving a blowjob it's like. "What kind of man are you? Look at those tits? Why would you never paizuri that? Why would you never hotdog that ass? Did you people just get married for tax purposes or something?"

Considering most NTR is that dumb, that's how I stomach it now. But only if I'm in a rotten mean mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486579
Soon.
In the mean time, help yourself to >>12486506

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486580
I like NTR that's just plain violent rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486588
You are almost as bad as that one guy who like Draco and Raiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486589
Hey, fuck you buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486178
I'd wager a station or two out further on the kichioji line, but not quite Shimokitazawa... Though saying that, if you get a bit lost west of Shibuya station it turns into a really chill residential area.

Or maybe even Ebisu way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486589
I also want to be the villain in the scenario, so I guess I'm not a real NTR fan, but rather just a rape fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486596
You'd like that wouldn't you, fruitcake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486578
I want to be childhood friends with a tsundere Lamia whose family moved to my hometown during the fall.
I want her to be somewhat aloof but caring, right up until winter hits.
I want her to wrap around me instinctively one day when we're hanging out one day.
I want to hear her make a remark about how warm I am while turning away and blushing.
I want her mother to come to pick her up only to be met with the diabetic sight of us cuddling in our sleep.
But this will never happen.
Why'd you have to go and make me feel right before I went to sleep anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486580
That's pretty much my exact mentality on it as well. Its a bunch of retarded bullshit and is just generally awful, I just don't get how people get off to it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12485965
That took way longer than 2.5 hours, you're probably not even still here.

So Jen's after his dick, kind of a shame but it doesn't detract from the story.
I'm eager to see what happens with Tish.

I dunno, it kind of felt filler-y, but beyond that I've got no criticisms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486602
I can respect that

>Don't misunderstand! I'm just using you has a hot water bottle
>Yeah I know, don't worry
>...idiot..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486602
>>12486609
And then you sneak a kiss on her and act like nothing happened other than your massive grin at her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486610
And then she hugs you tighter while puffing her cheeks in embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486610
Wrong. The enjoyment of tsundere comes first from the MC believing her lines about not liking him and taking her excuses at face value. The eventual frustrated outburst and confession from the tsundere is the reward

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486613
Dense MC is not enjoyable. The enjoyment of a tsundere is when she goes full deredere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486609
then she gets angry when you get a boner while cuddling with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486611
>this feel kind of nice...
>B-baka! Ecchi! Hentai! I'll squeeze you super hard and steal all your heat!
And that's how it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486619
Will she still be tsun even when you're giving her a creampie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486620
>I-it's not like I swallowed because I wanted to! It was just a reflex!
I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486621
>I didn't let you impregnate me because I love you, o-or anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486609
>"It's not like I asked you to come to the mall with me, you know."
"Oh? You don't want me around? Okaaay~. I guess I'll just...be on my way, then~."
>You begin leaving, surprising even her
>"W-Wait, you're leaving?"
>You raise a hand as you slowly walk away from her
"G'Byyyyyye~."
>Before you can get too far, she finally stutters out, "F-Fine! I'll allow you to go shopping with me, just this once."
>You turn back around as quickly as you began leaving, walking back to her
"What a relief. I thought you didn't want me around for a minute there."
>"Y-You should be lucky I let you stick around at all."
"Right."
>You ruffle her hair a bit as you pet her on the head, walking further into the shopping plaza
>If you didn't know any better, you'd say you felt her snakes caressing your arm as you did it
"So, where to first?"
>She doesn't answer
>She's too busy trying to compose herself and clear away her blushed cheeks
Truly Medusa is best lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486616
Oh boy, we've got shit taste over here.

And a tsundere should never go full deredere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486626
Meanwhile the snakes are swooning like mother fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486628
>a tsundere should never go full deredere
No anon, you are the shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486630
Never go full deredere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486630
>the point of a tsundere is to make her not be herself
No, you are in fact, a turd sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486631
Dude that's the point, you helping her express her true emotions because she can't, the difference between the two states. That is the point of a tsundere, other wise she's just a bitch.
>>12486632
I'd claim samefag but enough people have shit taste so I'll believe you, tsundere is not her true self, she doesn't want to express her true emotions for whatever reason so she hides them. It is your job to bring out her dere side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486632
>>12486631

The point is for her to grow and become honest.

The bitch who secretly loves you and finally becomes honest>the bitch that secretly likes you but stays a bitch forever

>>12486633
This man knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486633
No. Just no.

A tsundere who is finally honest about her feelings =/= deredere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486626
>Playing along with her tsundere antics in a way that forces her to be more honest about her feelings

More MCs should be like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486639
Japan can only into good MCs about 10% of the time if that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486641
More like 2%.

[Anonymous No.]

Will there ever be a yandere story that doesn't involve the MC being gutted while being heartwarming?

[Anonymous No.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion
>during a mating bout, which could last several days, the couple copulates twenty to forty times a day, often forgoing eating.
Have fun with those big cat monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486649
Oh, we will. How often does that happen? Once a month? Once a week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486648
I hope so.
>>12486649
Whoa. Dem Manticores be scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486649
I will. I will also enjoy that she knows her place and won't overstep her bounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486639
>Medusa trying to sort out her feelings at a nearby bench
>"Oh, what am I saying? Of course I don't like him. He's annoying, he's obnoxious, he's an idiot, and--"
"I know, right?"
>She's shocked to find that, while she was busy talking to herself, you overheard her private monologue
>Even worse, you're casually sitting right next to her
"That Anon, right? Seriously, fuck that guy," you say with a fox-like grin on your face
>Leaving her at a loss for words for a good few seconds, you let out a slight chuckle before ruffling her hair
"Oh, come now, I'm only teasing you."
>Looking out over the riverbank, you tell her
"So, 'obnoxious,' huh? Sorry about that. I guess...you're one of the few that I can joke around with, you know?"
>As you look out at the river, you don't see that she's staring at you, wondering what you meant by that
"Anyways," you say as you get up, "I guess I'll lay off a bit from now on."
>You wave to her with a smile as you begin to take off
"See you tomorrow, then!"
>You leave before getting the chance to see a warm smile creep across the Medusa's lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486651
The average gestation period is around 110 days. That's what it says, they can go into heat several times a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486648
You mean a lighthearted yandere story where the fact that she keeps pictures of MC scattered around her bedroom wall and her voodoo doll with MC's face on it don't mean she wants to gut him or anyone else, it just means she really wants him to love her back?

I could go for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486658
This. This is the only good kind of yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486655
>lion waifu
>rapes you hundreds of times in a week until she gets preganant
>totally uninterested in sex after that
What would you do? Have some exquisite uncaring sex with her as she reads a book or watches TV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486660
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486648
I liked that one where the MC tried to ditch her but she came to "rescue him from the kidnappers"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486658
Yes, like that one doujin.

>>12486660
Eh, it all comes down to opinions by the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486662
You wait, you prepare for the next time, because you can never fully prepare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486658
>>12486660
So which MG would be best for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486665
Like what 'one doujin?'
Now you've got me all curious and shit.
Produce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486667
Maybe a Scylla?

>>12486669
http://exhentai.org/g/548987/2a2deaa2af/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486667
None of the more aggressive ones. So most reptiles and all demons are out, if we really can't decide we could just go to the wiki page with every monster girl species on it and work from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486672
Wouldn't we have to wade through the awful fanfiction in the process?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486675
>>12486672
How about we just make her a Holstaurus? Everybody likes them and they're not threatening so even a yandere wouldn't be violent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486672
I'm imagining her as a shy nerd, so maybe some kind of a bug girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486667
>Shirohebi
>Buys a voodoo doll and manages to get a small bit of your hair to put into the doll
>She whispers an incantation to the doll so that you are forced to look at her all day tomorrow at school
>You often catch her staring at you, and you look at her back when you know she's not looking, concerned as to why she's ufufu'ing at you
>She thinks the curse worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486675
What do you mean? Like the stories people here have written? I wouldn't think so.
>>12486677
I was thinking that too, but then again I'm always thinking about Holstaurus, the could work pretty well too.
>>12486678
This is also a possibility, but what bug type? The only one I can think of off the top of my head is mantis and she would just kill everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486677
But they're everywhere. Let some other monster have the spotlight for once. They're like those over-promoted idol who snuff out lesser known ones just by existing.

[Anonymous No.]

If your yandere doesn't carry a knife which she uses to cut the throats of girls who get close to you, then, well, I'm sorry to say but she is shit tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486683
Okay, how about... a yandere Moth-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486682
I'm talking of the stories that are already on the wiki. We complained about it earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486688
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486689
You and I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486688
>moth-chan
>caterpillar
My thoughts exactly.
http://exhentai.org/s/5fc6641252/403759-89

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486683
More like manticore, while I do agree they've been gaining popularity recently, there's very few actual stories about them, maybe 5, most likely less.
>>12486689
There's stories on the wiki? Honestly when I'm gone and the thread gets a lot of bumps, I only read like 5-10 posts of it, I guess I missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486692
The stories here, with the exception of Bob's, are nowhere near as bad as the ones on the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486687
My yandere uses a broom to sweep other women out of my life though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486690
Well she's shy, so she stalks a cute boy. But she's a nice girl, so she won't hurt him. And she has Tomoko-level inner monologues about bitches and whores trying to steal him away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486695
Yes but you don't have to suffer through them when hitting Random Article

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486699
>Nice girl
>Tomoko soliloquy.

Choose, she's either a bitter shithead, or a nice girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486693
Okay, then. Moth-chan is a girl who thinks she can use voodoo magic to win the heart of her unrequited love, but she really can't.

Cute. Too bad I can't write Moth-chan for fear of ruining her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486694
A lot happens when we go to sleep and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486702
Unless you are Bob, you can't ruin her no matter how bad you write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486699
She can't be nice, but also thinking of calling other girls bitches and whores. She could be worried that other girls are trying to steal MC away from her, but she wouldn't call said girls bitches and whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486708
Maybe she's constantly worrying about him, and stalks him just to make sure that MCkun is okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486701
>>12486708
Of course she's nice, she would never hurt him. And what's wrong with calling bitches and whores out for what they are?
>>12486702
How can you ruin her when she doesn't have a well established character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486708
>There's no way MC-kun could like me
>I'm sure he wants that busty Holstaurus that sits in front of him
>She's so beautiful and gentle, and I'm so frumpy and gloomy
>I-i-i hope they're happy together...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486710
S'fine if they ARE, Tomoko hates everything that's slightly more successful at life than her.

Unless it has a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486713
>She then tries to pimp MC-kun and Holst-chan together
>She slinks behind the corner to cry after pushing him at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486710
Maxing out her moe-blob stat without putting any points in to characterisation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486716
>Shit happens
>she finds out MC doesn't like Holst, but like her instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486710
Because nice people don't call other people bitches and whores on a whim.

Maybe if provoked, but not just on a whim.

>>12486709
Exactly.
She's the type who would probably say:
>"Even if I'm being selfish...I want MC-kun."
>"And I want him to want me too."
>"But there are so many other girls..."
>"Do I really even stand a chance against beautiful girls like them?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486718
You wouldn't do that, would you?
>>12486722
That is not how you REJOICE.
>turns out the MC is an Alp
>>12486723
>on a whim
They're trying to take precious MC-kun away from her, what else could they be but bitches and whores who aren't good enough for him? Do you even into yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486723
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486722
>>Shit happens
>Holst-chan is actually in their group of friends and knows that Moth-chan and MC-kun love each other
>She immediately drags MC-kun back behind the corner and hugs Moth-chan tight making her sobs motorboat her
>After she calms down, Holst-chan makes the two of them tell each other how they really feel about each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486725
We're not trying to go insane yandere, refer to >>12486671
that doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486725
I wouldn't but it's not like I've written anything for Moth-chan recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486728
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't mind typical harem male protagonist, but I'm getting a little sick of the female characters have super amazing skills/abilities, be the top of the school, be the top of the athletics, also the most beautiful and all at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486728
>Mc and girl become lovers
>Girl still stalks MC because she worries about him

>>12486738
Like being the Student Council President, and having more authority than the teachers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486738
You're right, why can't we have more flawed monstergirls who still try really hard?

You know? Why can't we have a story about a Monstergirl attempt to chart the GREAT NORTHWEST PASSAGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486738
But who else would love a dense, below average, self insert person other than the greatest mankind has to offer? How am I suppose to actually like a story if it has any realism at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486741
Because that would end in tragedy and Selkies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486741
Oregon trail with monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486739
Well actually, I like ridiculously over powered Student Councils
>>12486741
Like Draco-chan, that's what I've been saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486739
>>Girl still stalks MC because she worries about him
>She thinks his reputation will suffer if she's seen with him so she stalks him when they go on dates
>The cops see a creepy girl in a hoodie and surgical mask following some schoolboy around all day
>They arrest her and hijinks ensue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486743
You don't want a Stan Rogers song about monstergirls?

>>12486746
Stan Rogers would not sing a song about Draco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486744
The only monstergirl that wouldn't die of dysentery in that scenario would be Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486744
MAMONO MANA vs dysentery?
>>12486748
This sounds neat. Bonus points if Moth-chan is an idol AND STILL thinks herself unworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486742
Anyone can love anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486754
LaughingWhores.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486753
So, Moth-chan and the SerpenTeens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486754
But why would a goddess love some lowly peasant, lower than most of the other peasants in like 99% of these stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486753
>>12486752
The Oregon trail is a harsh mistress.

>>12486748
Yes yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486757
Moth-chan'd have a pretty cool metal band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486756
>>12486758

Anon, love is a mysterious force. Nobody can tell who will be struck by Cupid's arrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486758
Because it's exotic for them?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shoot a bubble gun at a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486752
In fact, she'd be the one feeding off of all the shit from the others' dysentery.

Even though she survived, she's still worst girl.
Truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486761
I'm just saying, its bullshit how often it occurs, we need more average people falling in love.
>>12486762
Then just get some fuck toy like the other rich people, also if its just exotic for them and that's their mentality through it then its just a fetish and not love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486763
>Oh ya damn G-man, ya've brought me low! Killed me good!
>She falls to the ground, with all the gravitas of the dead Dillinger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486764
She, and the people that like her, have shit taste.


>>12486763
What if she thinks it's a real gun, and CQCs it out of your hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486761
Even Cupid got fucked over by those stupid arrows on occasion, or nearly had his shit kicked in at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486765
Well nobody is "average" anon. There's only one of you, after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486757
No, Moth-chan, the Dark Elf Idol and a Wurm playing the triangle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXGqU4LBEI

This is what I would sing to Draco

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486763
But Wurms are impervious to bullets and they know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486776
She could probably EAT them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486759
>Holst-chan is actually a pervy shipper fujo
>She gets annoyed that Moth and MC aren't getting as lewd as fast as she'd like
>She's a rich ojou and gets them a weekend hot springs retreat with all sorts of aphrodisiac delicacies on the menu
>There's only a mixed bath
>She spies on them with binoculars from a tree, hoping that they'll get all steamy in the steam

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486780
>Get to it already, moo!
I can see how it would go. This is getting better and better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486780
Jesus I want that Holstaurus, stop making me love her more. I want a story about her now though it will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486775
Hit the road, Jack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486776
But are they impervious to bubbles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486780
Will she get extremely frustrated from the two not getting it on like rabbits? Will she bring out a video camera when they FINALLY do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486629
The snakes being entirely clear with their feelings while she is tsun as hell is the best possible image I could imagine with a Medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486794
>Moo! This is so hot I'm, oh no, I'm lactating! MOO!
Like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486792
Fetch Zeppelli to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486788
>They hear a weird sound on the wind every time they touch each other
>Interlocking fingers
>>moo~
>A kiss on the waterline
>>moo~
>They start getting suspicious
>Holst-chan realizes they're looking around and panics
>She almost falls from the tree
>When she recovers herself they've disappeared
>>SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486798
Sort of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486743
>Each and every sailor has his own Selkie to cuddle up to.

Tragedy, where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486798
Anon stop my dick.
>>12486803
And now the heart in my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486791
No this is Patrick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486809
Patrick, you pinhead, put on dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486774
>Dark Elf Idol
Did we ever agree on a name for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486811
Maya Kuromori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486811
Marry? Or do you want a mary-sue name instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486810
Dog doesn't want to speak to you anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486811
"D. Elf Jackson"

For sure, certainly a less known Jackson sibling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486813
Oh yeah. That was it.
Gotta remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486808
>She climbs down to look for them
>She looks through a peephole into the pool
>They're in a dark corner between the wall and a big rock
>They're kissing each other all over
>MC-kun's rock hard penis is lodged in Moth-chan's cute navel
>>Oh god this is hot~
>Holst-chan starts leaking all sorts of liquids
>Her drool drenches her generous bust
>She can feel her panties getting wetter and wetter
>She's panting like an old man
>>Oh, oh! It looks like it's going to go in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486819
>everyone thinks she's innocent and pure because she never gets nosebleeds
>her arousal is signified by lactation
I just want this in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486819
My dick has just passed adamantium status. Keep going.
>>12486823
Dear god I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486819
>She fingers herself furiously as MC-kun's dick slowly enters Moth-chan
>Moth-chan's cute frumpy face tenses as her hymen is torn
>Holst-chan is leaning on the wall by her horns, both hands down her pants
>She's gasping for air, her back arching and her bust swinging with it
>Finally she reaches a shuddering orgasm as MC-kun and Moth-chan kiss deeply, their finger interlocked and her arms pinned to the rock
>She's on the verge of fainting, when she hears a crack from behind her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486826
Oh god yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486826
Heuheuheu
http://imgur.com/97w4Ztk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486826
>She turns around in panic, her udders swinging like a whip
>Her childhood friend, the innkeeper's son, is staring at her with a red face
>He can barely register that her chin is covered in drool and her crotch is wet down to her knees before the whipcrack of her breasts throws a spray of milk into his face
>He can taste the fat on his lips as he watches her collapse in tears on the ground
>>I'm sorry, we got a report that there was a peeping tom on the grounds...
>>But I never thought it would be you, Holst-chan!?
>Her eyes glaze over as he walks her to the staff door
>There's no way her life won't be ruined now
>He desperately tries to avoid touching her milk and drool-stained shirt with his face as he has to hold her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486837
And then he makes her cum 5 more times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486837
Sex him holstarus sex him so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486846
Snu Snu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486851
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486852
Possible impregnation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486837
>>Holst-chan, you know that peeping is a crime, right?!
>This is far from the first time he's had to scold her, despite being more than a head shorter even when they were kids
>>If you do this sort of thing, you might end up in trouble!
>Holst-chan is sitting quietly, sipping at her hot cocoa
>>Anyway, if you're this horny, why don't you get some internet porn or something? Geeze!
>She stands up, still gloomily silent
>>A-are you listening to me, Holst-chan?
>>This is something I should have done a long time ago...
>She walks up to him, towering over him, blocking the light
>She picks him up by the armpits and pins him to the wall at her face height
>>Holst-chan...?
>>I'm sorry... I'm so stupid...
>She kisses him
>His world swims as her horns prick his head and her tongue violates his mouth
>Holst-oneechan had always looked like a cool, mature girl, but it had never been true
>He thought back to grade school, when she had lactated the first time
>He had been the one to suggest sanitary pads in her bra to keep it a secret
>Since then he had secretly desired Holst-chan every day and every night, but she was too rich and beautiful for him
>Slowly they had stopped playing together as his repressed lust became too awkward
>>I'm sorry, but you don't get a choice anymore~
>Holst-chan's beautiful face is twisted in a lewd sneer, her tongue hanging out, both their saliva dripping from the tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486862
I dunno. Hathors seem more capable of that.

[Anonymous No.]

where's the apophis, gunstar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486863
>I'm sorry, but you don't get a choice anymore~
My fucking dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486863
I knew it. Holst hijacked the light hearted yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486870
I'm not sorry, I was a part of this, but my dick doesn't care any more. Moth-chan can still get a story, just not until Holst-chan gets pregnant with this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486863

I've never wanted to fuck a Holstaurus so much right now

>lactates when horny
>public masturbator
>dominant

My fucking dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486873
Then hurry up and bust that nut, because if you keep going I'll have to get my dick registered as a lethal weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486867
My pastebin, where she's always been.

Jokes aside, It'll come tomorrow.
I've been putting off morning-due work until midnight. Don't become like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486874
Does anyone want to make a proper story about this rather than just a greentext? And by anyone I mean someone other than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486881
I COULD do it, but I'm not interested enough to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486863
>She effortlessly carries him upstairs to his room
>>Ah~ It's so nostalgic~
>>I've wanted to come here for so long...
>She throws him on the bed and rips off his pants
>>I know you hate how big I got... This monster body and these huge udders
>>I remember how you said I was perfect back then
>>B-but I'm not cute and slender like that anymore
>She strips herself halfway, only bothering to remove her own pants and pull aside her panties
>>You're going to get violated by this lewd body.
>She squats down on his raging erection as he wonders if this could be true
>Her massive body slowly slides down his shaft, until it has been swallowed whole
>She bends down to kiss him again
>>You'll have to be my husband for the night~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486877
I'm not the one writing it, just the one who suggested and encouraged it the whole time.
>>12486881
If nobody else does I can save this greentext and put it on my pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12486887
Then... do I have to? But I already ruined Charon. Someone else please?
>>12486889
Neat as the greentext is, it's just not the same.

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>>12486888
>You'll have to be my husband for the nigh
That could be taken as NTR, fucker.