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Please go outside, /jp/, if you never pass on your special neet genius skills they will be lost forever.

"...cultural variants are lost by chance when their practitioners are not imitated. For instance, the most knowledgeable net maker may not be copied because he/she is poor, unsociable or dies unexpectedly, and thus her special skills would be lost to the population."
Kline M., and Boyd R. (2010) Population size predicts technological complexity in Oceania. Proc. R. Soc. 277: 2559-2564.

>> No.12520086
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the internet is like going outside

>> No.12520088
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>>12520071
What happened to her horns?

>> No.12520089

But I go outside for at least an hour each day.
I still haven't managed to have a conversation with anything that isn't my family or prior acquaintances.

>> No.12520090

>>12520089
You can do it anon, I believe in you! Your genius will better the world, I just know it.

>> No.12520091

I have no special skills, anon

>> No.12520096

>>12520071
Why are turtleneck sweaters so damn hot. Dear lord.

>> No.12520101

>>12520071
My one special skill is being able to forget all of lifes burdens and enjoy every day like it was my last, then remember how pitiful I am and vow to change when I'm lying down trying to sleep only to forget all about it until the next time I go to sleep.

I don't think this is something worth passing on.

>> No.12520103

>>12520101
what is your ideal day?

>> No.12520104

>>12520071
I can't seem to get along with normies, or people in general. I lack empathy and sympathy. Almost everything everyone does outside just seems so dumb and illogical.

>> No.12520105

>>12520104
like what

>> No.12520107

>>12520104
It's fine, just take up fishing, it's GOAT

population 0.702 0.033 importance of fishing 20.103 0.710 24.22 0.05215

>> No.12520108

I have no skills, and all my potential skills can be unleashed over the internet.

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>>12520071
Gundams don't exist yet so my skill of piloting a Gundam has no use right now.

>> No.12520113

>>12520103
Wake up, eat tasty food, get on the computer and do whatever I feel like doing and along the way eat some instant noodles for dinner, realize I'm really tired, start some downloads for stuff I'll never touch but maybe one day will, go to sleep easily.

The downloads part is important. I feel if I don't download something each night then that's a wasted night.

>> No.12520114

>>12520107
what do those numbers mean
also fishing on a pier and the like is all cool and relaxing, but mass fishing on a boat and the like is dangerous and hard work...

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>>12520113
>I feel if I don't download something each night then that's a wasted night.

feel

>> No.12520123

>>12520105
Like one time I was on a bus, and these teenagers kept on messing with the bus driver while he was driving. They were probably attempting to take over the bus or some shit seeing how they were grabbing at the steering wheel. I just couldn't understand. Why would you do that?

>> No.12520124

>>12520114
listen, if you want to basically win culture
and make all the tools, and get all the techno-units up on your dick

you must fish

just look at this table

b significance b significance AICc
AICc
weight
population 0.514 0.143 standard deviation rainfall per year 20.321 0.337 24.33 0.05504
population 0.727 0.026 mean maximum cyclone wind speed 20.205 0.453 24.27 0.05355
population 0.907 0.048 mean rainfall per year 0.274 0.494 24.26 0.05317
population 0.798 0.029 effective temperature 0.201 0.511 24.25 0.05301
population 0.828 0.038 sum of maximum wind speeds for all
cyclones
20.203 0.551 24.24 0.05270
population 0.715 0.030 contact 20.144 0.600 24.23 0.05238
population 0.702 0.033 importance of fishing 20.103 0.710 24.22 0.05215
population 0.732 0.030 latitude 20.127 0.652 24.22 0.05209
population 0.757 0.036 total cyclones 20.120 0.694 24.21 0.05189
population 0.632 0.093 fish genera 0.128 0.705 24.21 0.05186
population 0.670 0.052 mean number of rainy days per year 20.096 0.747 24.20 0.05171
population 0.722 0.039 publications 20.044 0.883 24.19 0.05137

>> No.12520130

>>12520124
sorry man I dont understand

>> No.12520131

>>12520130
it's ok, neither do i

>> No.12520143

>>12520086
Yeah, we can let our genius be known throughout the global village.

>> No.12520167

Lets start a band, /jp/!

>> No.12520194

>>12520167
You're late, we already formed one. Now all we need is a name.

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>>12520194
how about

sanae's slugs

>> No.12520234

>>12520229
Please submit input to >>12520199

Thanks!

>> No.12520242

>>12520194
999 and the Living Onaholes.

>> No.12520250

>>12520194
Neurodefective NEETs

>> No.12520251

>>12520086
Why arent there girls like this in real life.... they're all twig girls that go "ughh!" and ignore me a lot.

>> No.12520254

>>12520251
there's a lot of fat girls anon, i'm not sure what you're getting on

>> No.12520267

>>12520254
I dont know where to find fat girls with that perfect ammount of fatness. Teach me your secrets sensei.

>> No.12520270

They should be lost though. No one should be skilled in the arts of laziness.

>> No.12520274

I can't stop falling in love with nico streamers, but when I realize I'm just one of hundreds doing the same thing, I am crushed.

>> No.12520309

>>12520267
you should look for girls who look thin through their clothes but are in actuality trying to hide how fat they are

there's a lot of them but i have to warn you, they will also go "ughh" and ignore you a lot

>> No.12520349

>>12520309
>they will also go "ughh" and ignore you a lot
Why are girls mean, I dont understand

>> No.12520368

>>12520349
because while boys like you were taught to respect girls, most girls were never taught to respect boys

>> No.12520374

>>12520368
That's not actually true, right?

>> No.12520376

>>12520368
Ok well I dont mind if they're mean to me as long as I can touch them and do other stuff with their body.

>>12520374
It sounds really true, why would he lie about that? You're told not to hit girls and to make girls happy, but what are girls told?

>> No.12520388

>>12520376
>but what are girls told?
That men are sex crazed monsters.

>> No.12520403

>>12520376
I'm pretty sure everyone is told to "treat people how you would want to be treated" or something. Wasn't that like the golden rule in kindergarten? Anyway, if you run into a girl that treats you like shit she probably isn't worth shit.

>> No.12520408

>>12520403
that's the general lesson in "manners", but when it comes to interpersonal relationships, what stands out is that boys are taught to be nice to girls because girls are cute, soft and weak while girls are taught to be cautious of boys because they are always up to no good

>> No.12520438

>>12520408
Your right, but I think no one really follows that anymore

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>>12520438
They still do.

>> No.12520449

>>12520440
Huh, okay

>> No.12520465

I excel at shooting sperm.
Where does one go to show off that kind of skill?

>> No.12520497

>>12520465
Africa

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