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Anonymous Fri Oct 10 11:26:19 2014 No.12575106 [DELETED]

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So I have this problem where I starting farting every time I laugh.

I'm worried this is going to happen if I am ever around real life people and it's starting to freak me out.

What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 11:27:53 2014 No.12575108 >>12575106 >if I am ever around real life people you lost me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 11:29:27 2014 No.12575108,1 classic t

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 11:34:00 2014 No.12575126 File: 22 KB, 319x266, 1410990742507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get a bf with a fart mask.

Anonymous Fri Oct 10 11:50:12 2014 No.12575179

I've had this problem before. Inserting Japanese ornaments into my anus helped to not only stop the farts but also helped to relieve signs of rectal strain.
Be careful though, certain ornaments can be considered sacred and can sometimes summon mean yōkai, the worst I've encountered is a yōkai who conceals herself as a dragon dildo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 12:36:36 2014 No.12575314 >>12575126 Tell me, why does he wear the mask? If I take it off, would he die, or would it just be very painful? Is he a big guy, or only big for me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 12:38:38 2014 No.12575324 >>12575314 Farts. Painful. Big for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 12:45:58 2014 No.12575338 >>12575179 Please keep your meme sex toys on /b/, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 12:59:30 2014 No.12575389 Wow this thread really sucked! Please delete Jan-Jan!

>>	hayysuz@g mail.com Fri Oct 10 13:33:19 2014 No.12575479 >>12575389 Yeah, you're right it's not a general. I'll get right to it after I blow my load to some hot /jp/ ass pics. -jannymin

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 16:03:18 2014 No.12575479,1 >>12575338 feelio when you find a good doujin on sadpanda and you realize it has sex toys

>>	sage sage Fri Oct 10 16:08:06 2014 No.12575479,2 >sadpanda

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 17:18:38 2014 No.12575479,3 >>12575479 Looks like dani is still steaming

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 17:19:24 2014 No.12575479,4 >>12575479,1 Almost as bad as aphrodisiac shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 18:37:37 2014 No.12575479,5 >>12575479,3 That was me, not Dani. I just thought it would be funny to use hayysuz as the email for the post but then I forgot 4chan doesn't have an email field anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 10 18:39:15 2014 No.12575479,6 that chair when i'll never be as autistic as the guys in /ksg/

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