Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
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First for wolfus

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Dark Priest is best waifu. Dick the daughteru.

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Would you a manticore?

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>>12638675
A proper OP for once, brilliant.

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>>12638682
I don't think there'd be much of a choice in that matter. If she wants you, she'll suck you dry whether you like it or not.

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>>12638682
Yes.
As long as she's not TOO rough with me.

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I would love to take a white mage sea bishop with me adventuring.
Also, was Monorus going to touch this up like the holstaurus?

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>>12638678

What kind of wolfus?

>>12638682

What kind of Manticore? The ditzy one with Ms. Happy?

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>>12638643
Congrats, you're the protagonist of a magical girlfriend story. (Whatever happened to that genre? Did harems kill it?)

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Could someone compile all the bits on Fia thus far?

And do we know who's writing it so I know who to yell at to pastebin it?

>>12638688

Monorus is kill, anon.

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>>12638679
Crotchless pants.

Not even once.

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>>12638675
Best pic right here. Jinkos are olev.

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>>>116024222

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>>12638690
Any kind.

>>12638687
>>12638686
She'll be gentle. I promise.

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>>>/a/116024222

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>>12638651
Going on an idea which was written upon a few days ago, I'd like to live in a log cabin in the middle of some huge-ass forest. Somewhere with mountains, and a lake or two. We could hunt the local game and build a home for ourselves so far away from people that we wouldn't realise it if the world ended the next day.

>>12638652
I'm not, no. I've got too much on my plate as it is. That sort of idea deserves a long story, I think.

>>12638653
Jeez, that'd be brutal. One stray sighting and I'd imagine you'd have a small mob wanting to inspect your home, or something.

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>>12638704
>I promise.

Hm, sounds sort of suspicious.

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>>12638705
Going by my post here, figures this would be the only way to get Lala.

Other than that, not here. Not now.

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>>12638707

Nah man, in the bible belt if you're on your own farm in the middle of nowhere, people won't give a fuck.

Being in a city is a different issue though.

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>>12638705
I don't think it's a good idea to have rolls at the start of the thread.

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What would be your ideal monstergirl?
I would love to be with a wolf girl because they are intelligent and loyal, unlike their dog girl counter parts (well less intelligent, just as loyal).
Wolves mate for life and are sociable creatures, I imagine a wolf girl will be the same.
>>12638690
Any kind. I would take a small, runt of the litter to a dire wolfu as long as she loves me.

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>>12638714

That's because you are an intelligent man.

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Last post was 3336.

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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

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>>12638710
Depends on how gentle you think you're getting it, I suppose.

You may be a panting moaning mess at the end of it, but after a couple hours of cuddles and a shower you'll be good to go.

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>>12638707
How about a story involving a human living with a monstergirl under the guise of being human in an intolerant human-only area?

And he has to make sure she can maintain her human state in public or risk her getting dealt with by the community?

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REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

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>>12638724
>panting moaning mess

I doubt it, I can keep a straight face pretty much all the time.

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Xth for fluffy tailed not smug Fox Women.

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>>12638693
>Monorus is kill, anon.

Oh fuck off with that shit, Monorus still updates, he just takes his time when drawing, same goes for all our other drawfags

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>>12638727

You mean like every time Luka went into a human town in MGQ1? I dunno. It's been done with loads of stories from fugitives to royalty to aliens to monsters before.

Not to say it couldn't be done again and be enjoyable, but it's not a novel idea.

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>>12638730
Perhaps. But would you anyway? Just to find out?

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>>12638737
Oh sweet delicious beef, that ass is a thing of beauty

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>>12638732
Eh, sure.

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>>12638741
If I could give her headpats at the end of it, then yes.

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What is Anons opinion on pregnant monster girls?

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>>12638720
God damn it.

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>>12638716
I like the idea of a wolfgirl waifu because in my head, you need to be worthy of them, sort of. The difference between owning a dog and a wolfdog, or so I hear, is that with a dog, their respect comes more naturally. With a wolfdog, you need to earn it. But once you've earned it, it's solid.
I want a wolfgirl waifu who I can never just take for granted. We can make each other happy because we're both devoted to each other.

>>12638748
My opinion is the same as it was the last time this was asked. Yes.

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That is an interesting idea for the convergence.

The MGs have been in contact with the government for some time, and peace accors have been worked out.

Janet our Hikimora Kikimora has been documenting our locations and what type of MGs we like.

As part of the test program, they teleport the MGs to our /your houses/apartments etc.

Outside of your residence is a government vehicle and a rescue strike team just in case.

after your initial reaction with your MG waifu goes over (providing it goes well), you are indoctrinated into the MG/human test program.

You are relocated to some obscure out of the way town in the middle of the country.

The plan is to try and make a MG / Human environment and see if we can be compatible with each other.

I think I may be onto something here.

What do you guys think?

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>>12638748
As long as they're mine. If not, I'll still accept her and them. They may not be my seed, but I will reap the harvest as their papa.

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>>12638748

The sexiest as long as it's my child

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>>12638748
I want to rub their stomachs

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>>12638740
Damn.
Still, you could make it interesting in that she periodically needs to drink some transformation potion to maintain her form, the ingredients of which she needs to fetch every so often

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>>12638748
>You will never play meet the baby.
>You will never jizz al over your waifu's pregnant belly.

Existence is pain.

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>>12638748
They're great because its a step into becoming a father

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>>12638698
Getting real tired of your shit, infidel.

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>A Day in the Life of A Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Boyfriend
>'Gracie you're pregnant?'
>'Y-yeah, I was going to tell you after the Marathon was over. Please don't me mad!'
>'Why would I be mad!? I'm going to have sweet ass pregnant sex with you!...and be a daddy!'
>You hug her tightly as she blushes and wraps her stalks around you and buries her face into your chest.
>'But you said we didn't have the money to get married, how can we afford a kid?'
>'Yeah that part sucks major shit, but we'll figure something out, we got 9 months.'
>'8, I'm a month along.'
>'8 Months! Didn't Platinum makes Rising in that kind of time! We can do it!'
>'Anon I love when you're happy!...We're not naming it Rosalina if it's a girl though.'
>'Bull fucking shit we aren't.'
>Some time later after kiss kiss make up time.
>'Anon I think my Paypal is bugged, it says I have 2000 dollars in it!'
>'Maybe it's from the stream, did you have a donation tracker?'
>'A what now?'
>'Oh lord, we're going to need some work before becoming parents.'

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>>12638756
So, hang on a sec?
You want to take the Anons here, along with their newly met monstergirl waifus, pluck them from their homes and put them all in a single test town together?

Well, for the first week or so, the streets would be empty. Doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.

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Fluffy tails seem to be on the rise again.

This is terrific news.

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>>12638756
I like it.
It's like Date-A-Live, except not Date-A-Live.

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>>12638748
It took me a while to realize that that's Merse.

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Remember that Arachnotaur will always take care of you if you worship her.

Also that she has the most metal name of the gods.

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>>12638755
Yes.

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>>12638775

Has anyone drawn her yet?

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>>12638766
I'll fight you.

After spanking the one you sent to my house, again

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>>12638748
I want daughterus, so I like them.

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>>12638775
Can I have a non spider waifu if I join her cult?

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>>12638756

Covergence is a dumbass idea compared to the standard portal idea.

When you have basic orbital mechanic variation of orbit, tilt and wobble plus everything else on very short term time scale of thousands of years, it's completely ridiculous.

Basically the universe is too complex to have two of them randomly merge and not fuck everything up, not when they're totally different continent/planet/monstergirl different.

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>>12638756
Isn't there a writefag who's already done some of that stuff? Either way, I say go for it

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>>12638776
Yes to which one? The wolfgirl thing, or the other thing?

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>>12638768
Nice, but

>if it's a girl
>if

Please tell me vanilla human boys are the only other alternative

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>>12638782
Your fault, you're the one fucking them when they come over. What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? You want to taste the sweet nectar of corruption without falling? You think I'll let you take advantage of my flock? First thing tomorrow, I'M heading over to your house and giving you some training. You better look good in black possible motherfucker.

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>>12638784
Certainly, they just have to join too.

Remember to read the NecroMoonicom and give kindly to the church! Also to drink your chocolate milk, it's very healthy as well as being delicious!

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>>12638768
It's always a girl though. Not that I have any issue with that.

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>>12638793
Only hint I'll give is Anon had a bad dream about having a Gazer Boy
Then Shitposted about it at 4 o clock in the morning

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>>12638787
Ha! Sorry, that yes was meant for >>12638756
Again, YES.

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>>12638800
>Gazer Boy

Monsterboy a shit and all that, but I'll be damned if that doesn't sound like a handheld console I'd buy

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>>12638797

>Dead Moon Communication

Seriously bro. Chocolowmicon or bust.

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>>12638796
I hope you like tender loving sex and gentle hand-holding along with some neck nibbling

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>>12638755
My friend has a wolfdog, German Shepard and Alaskan Timber Wolf mix. It's the funnest dog I've ever played with. Most dogs get tired of wrestling with me after an hour. His dog tired me out after two. Little fucker loves to cuddle too. Plus it's really protective of the family. Took me a week for him to trust me near their kid. Really goofy too. It's the reason I love wolfdogs and wolves. I've grown up with dogs all my life and I've even kept a pet jackal pup when I was in Iraq for a month.
I think a wolfu would be the perfect wife. We can go hunting, work out together and rough house all day. I don't even care about the lewd.

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>>12638755
>The difference between owning a dog and a wolfdog, or so I hear, is that with a dog, their respect comes more naturally. With a wolfdog, you need to earn it. But once you've earned it, it's solid.
This sort of ideal is far too glamourised. A wolfdog, like any pack animal, is constantly waiting on the day you show weakness to assert its dominance. You resist, and it'll put you down. They'd rather a have a smaller pack with good leadership than a large one governed by incompetence; Animals are pragmatic to a fault within the bounds of their ability for reason.
The same thing happens with some regular dog breeds in any case. Rottweilers, in particular, had a functional psychopath somewhere in their ancestry that makes some them the most loving family dogs that are also liable to snap at random.

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>>12638797
Cool, I love chocolate milk. But, my waifu won't go feral and put me through the floor, all the time will she? This is important.

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Would you fuck your Cheshire waifu doggystyle?

Would you nibble at the nape of her neck while you do?
Despite the fact that she hates it when you do and loves it at the same time?

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>>12638815
This is gonna sound stupid, but I could easily see Rottweiler MG's being soccer moms with some serious Road Rage issues

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I just noticed the MGE wiki isn't (at least not consistently) giving sufficient credit to the mgg artists that get submitted into the galleries underneath the individual entries.

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>>12638721

It hurts.

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>>12638824
Yes.

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>>12638824
>Despite the fact that she hates

Bitch, my Cheshire GF's favorite position is doggystyle, and she's a sadomasochist to boot. If anything she'd be asking me to fuck and bite her harder

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>Daddy?

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>>12638808
I'm not gonna have sex with you, you freak. I'll oversee your training regimen, still, in the coming months, I will be closer to you than that bitch of a mother, who brought you screaming into the world. And just as she was there at your beginning, I shall be there as you fall.

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>>12638824
Hell yeah

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>>12638816
>chocolate milk

Frank, what the fuck did I tell you about browsing these threads?

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>>12638832
I'm not your father.

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>>12638830

Dan plz.

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>>12638770
I look forward to killing you all after a fight breaks out because of anons with succubi waifus.

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>>12638833
>calling my mother a bitch

That deserves a padding

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>>12638807
>Chocolowmicon

I uhh...I'm sure the Head Priestess would love your cute name suggestion little boy! I'll make sure to tell her the next time I see her!

>>12638816
Not all the time no.

Unless you asked her to, then she'd probably oblige since both of you will have pelvic bones made of titanium from drinking all your delicious chocolate milk!

Probably* wouldn't feel any pain either.

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>>12638825
It's not like road rage - it doesn't flair up and then go away.
They just snap, irreparably. They're a different animal afterwards, giving you - their own respected master - a voracious, maddened eye that belies the sweet companion they once were. Killing becomes a sport for them.
They especially love the squeals of mauled pigs, savouring the tortured cries in demented bliss.
When dogs snap you put them down with extreme prejudice, or risk having human blood on your conscience. I'll never own another of that cursed fucking breed.

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>>12638840
But it's so delicious!

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>>12638824
What if Cheshire was yandere?

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>>12638815
>Go hunting with your wolfu
>Arm broken and bleeding after a bull moose charges you.
>She licks your wound
>Her eyes glow a bit as she licks her lips
>She whispers 'I'll always love you.'
;____;

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>>12638846
I'm not Dan, but I will say his taste in women is impeccable

>>12638855
Then it's instantly shit

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>>12638855

Does it really matter if she's you're one and only girl?

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>>12638853
Frank you fall for one more fucking Ushi, you're banned from living from my place.

You can go live with the creepy fucking Dark Priests

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>>12638855
I don't see the problem.

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>>12638855
Which kind?
Do you mean obsessive? Possessive? Straight up Yangire?

Obsessive Yandere best girl.

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>>12638850
Allright, so, what do you preach? What do I get besides nigh invulnerability? I mean? what will you do for the community, and what's our afterlife like?

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>>12638852
I can understand that, my idea was playing more off of a humor aspect. A legit Rottweiler MG would be scary. She'd probably need a lot of bipolar or other psychosis meds

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>>12638855
Is this supposed to be a problem?

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>>12638864
Obsessive yandere mang, the best kind.

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>>12638593
In the last thread, we discovered the perfect anti-monstergirl measure, sheer normality. Why is this so unusual?
What happens if it's deployed the other way round, the girl just asking the harem-protagonist-like-guy out, without "being weird about it"?

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>>12638855
Better yet - goudere.

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>>12638815
Hmm, fair enough. It was just one figure of speech I heard from an owner once. I know that I wouldn't consider owning a wolfdog within my lifetime, as it currently stands. That I've only ever had one dog is also kind of a mark against me owning one.
But for something with an entirely wild streak in it like that, I suppose it would only make sense to brace for the worst to happen.

>>12638814
But I want this, too. A wolfu would be the perfect waifu. Less liable to snap and tear your throat out than an actual wolf, I'd hope.

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>>12638862
>creepy

They're really nice you know.

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>>12638679
>succubus waifu

NTR fags plz go.

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>>12638825
This made me laugh.

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Imagine this but with a wolfu and daughterus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhX5pzLKS4Y

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>>12638876
[insert reply here]

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>>12638876
Fuck off, we don't need this shit so early on.

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>>12638875
Anything that makes someone wear crotchless pants is not nice,

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>>12638849
>paddling the head of the church

That's a week in the stockade. I hope you like reverse jerkins.

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>>12638768
>Added Pregnant to the title
Is this going to be a thing when Anon pops the question, then again when they're married?

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>>12638873
Not as good as chuunidere.

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>>12638874

All wild animals are pretty much like that. I had a buddy whose brother had an albino bobcat he saved as a kitten. The thing would cuddle and purr with him all day long. But it would take the hand off anyone else who got close to it.

Funny story, it wound up knocking up our farm cat and gave me my favorite half bobcat tomcat of all time, Mr. Lynx. God he was an awesome pet.

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>>12638864
Obsessive is best, agreed. But a MG that can go invisible and probably be imperceptible, she's gonna go possessive.

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>>12638841

But I am.

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>>12638745
Excellent taste.

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>>12638870
So effectively what if characters in general didn't exist and act solely for sex? That shouldn't have to be such a mind blowing concept.

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>>12638893
How about mildly clingy Obsessive Yandere?
Come on, mang, I can't handle posessive, that's hard-mode-tier.

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>>12638876
Succubus subtype anon. She's not a shitty vanilla one. But if you don't like her go nuts, I don't give a shit what you think.

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Monster girls taking selfies?
This needs to be more of a thing.
How about a holst taking one as she grazes, or a wurm taking it the wrong way or upside down?

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>>12638876
Don't start shit.

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>>12638885
You're getting spanked

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>>12638880
>Playing and kissing with her daughterus
>Turns and sees you filming her
>Blushes and grins uncontrollably

I don't want to be a wolfaboo, but these threads make it pretty fucking hard, a lot of the time.

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>>12638886
Maybe, maybe not

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reminder that new chapter is up

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I am glad to see all this wolfu love.

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>>12638824
So if every MG had an accent depending on their origin, would Cheshire have a hot sophisticated British accent?

Curiouser and curiouser.

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>>12638903
>clingy Obsessive Yandere

Sure, why not. Relax anon, I just think that someone who can get away with murder would be unlikely to use her power in suck a way if she went yandere. But that's me.

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>>12638905
>selfies
Fucking disgusting.

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>>12638912
A cheshire talking lewdly with a queen's english accent? My dick is diamonds, english accents are the shit when it comes to dirty talk

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>>12638907
You're getting jerked until it hurts to shower.

>me getting spanked

You don't know how strong priests really are, do you?

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>>12638912

Cheshire would have a Cheshire accent, whatever that sounds like. The ones that make it to murrican TV are always Londoner, Manchester, Liverpool or Cockney so I don't know what it sounds like exactly.

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>>12638912
Wouldn't a Cheshire have a scottish accent?

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>>12638866
I appear to have been mispronouncing the good book's name, it's actually the NecroMoomicon. I'm a klutz, my apologies.

Also! Devout believers of Arachnotaur can gain control over lactose intolerant, live longer lives, and even come back from death itself to live on once more!

Of course we support the community by *ahem* healing the ill and supporting the needy with shelter so long as they help out the church every now and then! Freeloading only dulls the mind and weakens the body after all!

Anything helps, even milking the Ushi or bringing the Priestess her book for sermons.

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>>12638905
>>>/facebook/

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>>12638914
They're women, anon. Monsterous women, but women nonetheless, and girls love their selfies

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>>12638867
>>12638852
>Not becoming hitmen/crazed bounty hunters with your psychopathic doggirls.
>Not fulfilling her blood lust by letting her finishing off your targets.

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>>12638904
All succubi types are whores, they live on semen you dumb cuck.

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>>12638894
Well pick up your kid off of the floor dumbo. You want her to be bitten by ants?

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>>12638793
Calm down, a Gazer Boy would be cool, Monster Boys really aren't that bad.

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>>12638927
>starting a fight
Can you not?
We're trying to have fun.

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>>12638928

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>>12638884
I like the breeze, okay!? No one 'made' me wear anything.

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>>12638931
This is bait.

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>>12638927
>you dumb cuck
It's this buzzword using faggot again.
>>12638931
Go back to IRC, /ss/.

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>>12638921
Well, techinically, they're from Lewis Carroll's works, who was himself English.

So I think she'd be English rather than Scottish.

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>>12638905
The haters can fuck off, I approve of this idea. Would P'Orcs and Holsts take high-angle selfies?

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>>12638917
If the others you've sent my way are to say how "strong" you are.

Then I think I can take you.

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>>12638936
>>12638937
Fuck off with "Hurr, if you don't agree you're just le ebin trolling! XD"

You pissbabies need to grow up, Monster Boys are OK

[Anonymous No.]

Mermaid Party Time!

I am so glad I put that pond out in the back, my Lara friend invited some of her friends to come and play

Does anyone know how to play "nibble the worm"? It's what they wanna play

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>>12638929
You want her to get ants?
Because that's how you get ants.

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>>12638925
Well, I'll give it a shot. I'm still scared shitless of Ushi Oni though.

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>>12638938
English yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire

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>>12638941
This is more bait. Report and ignore, folks

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>>12638941
Nah.

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>>12638941
Heh.

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>>12638925
I want to volunteer for Ushi milking duty.

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>>12638942

I don't know that one either. Have you asked them?

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>>12638941
Non.

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>>12638880
>Wolf hybrid
But wolves and dogs are the same genetically the same! Calling them hybrids is like calling someone an Oreo for being half black.
Either way, thanks for the mini heart attack.

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>>12638942
Does this involve some really weird form of gloryholing?

Because I don't like surprises.

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>>12638955
Well, I can't find it on google, guess I'll go ask them.

They said to come out happy, So I have been reading stuff to make myself laugh.

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>>12638928
>>12638934
I still love how this was drawn. Warms my heart every time, would love to see some more homely, domesticated and settled-down expecting monster girl wives.

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>>12638957
I'm glad I managed to buy the DVDs of that series a little while ago.

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>>12638957
That ass could be fatter honestly.

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>>12638959
Mermaid glory holes, they are in a tank of water you slide your penor in..........

I think we may be onto something here!

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>>12638927
Uh, you do know if you have a KC waifu , she too lives on semen, right? I mean. no one's this stupid, right guys?

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>>12638968
So basically something akin to ice fishing.
With your dick.

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>>12638728
Is that you, Crayon!

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes superior race!

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>>12638928
>'I felt her hooves kick your tummy.'

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>>12638940
Your arrogance is delightful. But you're still gonna get wrecked boy. You know what they say about those who fight priests.

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>>12638971
>you do know if you have a KC waifu , she too lives on semen, right?
> I mean. no one's this stupid, right guys?
I know for certain that you are.

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>>12638899
Anyone got that harpy "trouser worm" story?

I'd like to expand that to "didn't act like anime characters at all", but where would we be if personalities couldn't be described by one made-up word?

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>>12638931
>>12638941
Fuck. off.

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>>12638983
It's true, though.
And why are you trying to start fights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638974
A new one? I feel like I've missed some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638971
Would you defend you're waifu if some drunk Aussie tries to fight her?
>>12638964
Being poorfag is suffering.
>>12638967
It's the right size for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638974
That's an old picture, not new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638982
If they use better weapons and tactics they drop like flies?

[Anonymous No.]

You finally get yourself a Holtasarus wife,now comes the big question.

How do Holts and centaurs get their hooves taken care of?
Horse shoes for the city?
Special hoof slippers for the house?
How do you trim her hoofs?
What happens if she accidentally you in the nuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638995
>>12638990
I know its not new

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638983
Okay, this is just getting sad. Work on your troll fu, it's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638971
Succubi are the ultimate sluts, both in KC and in every other cannon. Liking any type of them means you like licking other men's semen out of her asshole, which is fine if you want to talk to other cucks but not here. We don't cater to your futa/monster boy/pegging tier fettishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638999
I meant the Waterworld parodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639003
>Baiting this hard

Christ man, are you just bored or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638988
Only a small minority of monsters rely on semen for survival.
>>12639003
>We
You speak for everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639003
>both in KC and in every other cannon
>cannon

Anyways, pretty much every Succubus written about in MGE has not been a slut. You got no leg to stand on.

[Anonymous No.]

It hasn't even been 200 posts. Clearly I need to get a bigger and harder broom to beat you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639003
This is so over the top that it looped back around to funny, and then back to pity that you actually posted that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638993
That roo got fookin rekt
Also, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638997
>How do Holts and centaurs get their hooves taken care of?
>How do you trim her hoofs?
Ignorant guess, but I'm going to say hand files might be the best answer.

>Horse shoes for the city?
Would certainly help her feet feel better

>Special hoof slippers for the house?
Cute. I like it. Let's go with it.

>What happens if she accidentally you in the nuts?
Don't let her give you footjobs, next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639003
I can't tell if this is bait or you are serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639003
>>12639003
You still haven't answered the question as to why you're trying to start fights?
Because it's getting pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639010
good luck with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639008
Just watch, he's going to try and pull that "Historical Accounts" bullshit again

More on topic, what are some jobs you could see Succubi in? Hardmode for non-lewd.

I could see succubi being primo Intelligence agents, the CIA would be all over them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638927
>>12639003
>>12639007
Time to break out this old chestnut:

The problem with succubi as presented in things like MGE is that they're *not* lustful; they're hungry.
>Have succubus gf
>She loves you, and she wants to have sex with you.
> These feelings are not related.
> She has to work as an "escort" to get enough food to survive.
> On the other hand, all her food is free, huge amount of disposable income!
Could you deal with this, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

"So, I heard you like developed women"

"Janet sent me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638946
They like it that way. Even if they never rape you, never drop that calm, pious aura, they like knowing that, deep in your mind, you always know they could go full through the floor at the drop of a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639023
This is repackaged bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639021
Doting baby-sitters.
>>12639023
>What is Incubization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639026

You're not Fia ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638993
What kind of man would not fight for his waifu? What, I look like I have the word "cunt" written on my forehead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638997
1. Veterinarian/pedicurist trained to offer services to monstergirls.
2. I suppose, yes.
3. Big warm ones that match her fur.
4. With great care.
5. I double over in pain. Recovery comes with ice-cream made from her milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639021
Psychiatrists who pin all their clients problems on wanting to fuck their mother and she offers them a more healthy outlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639019
Why do you start fights with monster boy fags and futafags? Because they don't belong here and ignoring them makes them think what they're talking about is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639021
He's not me faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639021
I'd imagine Devils would work as social workers of some kind.
Nurses, Caretakers, Childsitters...
This is going off KC's account that they like making people happy.

As for Kunoichis, they'd make good chefs. Chopping and what not.
That or night guard duty.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I already disengaged the idiot, let him, starve.

[Anonymous No.]

Maids with elbow-length gloves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639049
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639035
>What kind of man would not fight for his waifu?
The kind that doesn't deserve the love of his mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639049
inb4 shitty Crabman minotaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639049
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639046
So, would Akaname make the perfect hospital janitors, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639049
Every time, that thumbnail makes me think I somehow blacked out and went onto /d/.
Is it cold and fresh? Or warm and relaxing?

[Anonymous No.]

"Oh...Uh...Hi there..Janet sent me....Can I stay with you and....be your maid...Please?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639021
And my historical accounts were right, not one of you was able to provide an example of a purely monogamous succubus outside of MGE. Meridana was fucking half the church by the time she started fucking the priest as well. So bite me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639058
Probably.
Hopefully they're not stuck with "cleaning" patients who can't clean themselves.

That would suck.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! Your fluffy waifu has got the mange and needs treatment - which includes shaving her for the application of the ointment.

However, she's extremely against shaving, even if it means she gradually grows bald and itchy. How do you administer treatment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639062
CLAIMED!

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>>12639052
I have mixed feelings about Kagerou's nails. On the one hand, they are a good way to represent claws when they're not actually claws.
But on the other, they seem unwieldy and easily breakable.
I adore those boots she's wearing with that dress, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639062
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639069
Tranquilizer dart gun fro them local vet , or spike her food, again from the Vet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639007
>You speak for everyone?

Sorry, I didn't know we're all cuckfags here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639070
You don't own her. She gets to decide.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit wolfu guy, make sure that you delete as many Kagerou images as you can to free up space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639062
Yeah, sure.

Do you like being petted?

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey Janet said you liked milk and health?"

"I don't supposed you would like to talk with me for awhile?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639041
Those are not part of the setting, and no one wants to see them anyway.

What do you care of some anon like succubi?They're not NTR'ing you by their very existence.

Am I the only one who shits on succubi hardcore in some threads, then defends them in others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639062

Sorry. Best DAL already lives here. Bonus: She's a nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639066
There's plenty of fiction that is neither MGE or your dark ages bible fanfiction shit with monogamous succubus. Your attempt at making a point had no relevance whatsoever, what do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639010
I love the idea of Janet viewing herself as some sexy Nazi dictator, when in actuality she's like story-related. http://pastebin.com/Xy6M76na

I want to save Janet from her life of '>free'dom.

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>>12639041
Alright. I'll bite this bait just once.
See, comparing people who like succubi--who are inherently monster girls--to people who like futa and monster boys--which are inherently not monster girls--is where your argument falls flat.

Not to mention the idea that there's no real stakes for arguing against people wanting to simply talk about succubus waifus. Not in the same way as driving off people who want to talk about futa or monsterboys, which I can understand.

See, if somebody wants to talk about "I think succubi are pretty neat," that's okay. Nobody's going to yell "fuck off" to them as vehemently as the futafags or monsterboyfags. Because it's still monster girls, it should be okay. Why people are getting so bothered about others wanting to talk about such girls as Succubus, or Kejourou, or Kunoichi, or Dark Priest is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

Is cannabis friendly Wolfu-Waifu guy still in here?

I'm a bit inspired to do some greentext after our convo last thread. Got anything you'd like to see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639073
There's a simple way to settle that argument.
She has nail polish
Therefore, they are shite

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639086
I'd still like to see a holst in a miko uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639062
if you're going to shit up the thread with roleplay, you should at least bend over and let me cum in your butt

>game of pretend guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639080
Fuck you, I was first post, she mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639088
>not wurm
Reminds me, Tohka wurm never got finished coloring did she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639097
>Someone else who likes Arcana Heart here
My nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639097
Would it not be an Egyptian priestess outfit?

Although the Miko idea does sound good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639091
I'm not looking to get into a long ass argument again, but the fact remains, NONE of you was able to come up with the goods, so shut the fuck up until you find proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639087

I blast them for being whores then write about them overcoming their whore nature for the love of one man in stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639101
Tohka as a wurm?
But she is already perfect!

I have not seen this image you speak of.


>>12639098
These little posts are 1000% more interesting that the arguement

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639097
>big tits miko

This pleases me greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639086
Labyrinthanon, if you're in here, there's one request I have for your story up on your pastebin. Could you space it out a bit more with some paragraph breaks? It's just a tad bit textwally at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639098
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639069
Daily baths with a special shampoo and ointment afterwards. I'll scrub her fur down for her.
>>12639073
I'm ok with them, but I get what you mean. They're a little too long. they should be shorter, like half length.
I love her dress and those boots. I'm a sucker for calf length boots, especially hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639110
>I blast them for being whores then write about them overcoming their whore nature for the love of one man in stories
See, I like you.

>>12639108
Someone mentioned Yuki-Onna being succubus-like, but I guess that didn't count.
I don't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639117
>>12639098
She's mine faggots, you don't get to cum in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639096
>>12639120

A balance obviously needs to be struck here. They need to be short enough to be practical, but still substantial enough that she can leave some perfectly searing claw marks on your back or chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638870

>Anti-Cyclops Psychological Countermeasure (ACPC)

Act friendly and welcoming around Cyclops breeds. Extensive research shows that such course of action confuses them emotionally. As most subjects are constantly expecting to be bullied by human men, being "nice and cuddly" makes them unsure of how to properly react, sending them into a loop of conflicting thoughts.

>Feline Containment Maneuver (FCM)

Pinch the back of a feline-based Monstergirl's neck. A peculiar method that forces subject Monstergirl to cease any action almost immediately, effectively paralyzing her body almost entirely while not causing any harm at all. Experiments show that the Monstergirls still retain basic physiological capabilities, such as senses and perception. It has also been noted that most subjects are greatly angered by the use of such method and will protest incessantly until released.

>Non-Ordinary Reaction to Monstergirls (NORM)

Act cool and composed in an encounter with a Monstergirl. This intriguing, yet effective discovery shows that sheer normality confuses most Monstergirl breeds to the point of making them contemplate about concepts of life and its meaning, some cases resulting in small strokes on subjects. Numerous theories have been formulated and tests are being carried out in order to determine the method's degree of effectiveness, as further information is required.

Secure, Watch, Preserve our pelvises

Christ, what the fuck am I doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639108
>until you find proof.
Even ignoring the wealth of fiction in the world at large, there's several stories done by people RIGHT HERE with it. No one's going to spoonfeed you, or gives a shit how you're going to shuffle goal posts and say they're not relevant enough or some shit.

I really don't get what the fuck you were trying to achieve or prove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639049
If this were holy milk from either Hathor or Arachnotaur you'd be reprimanded pretty badly for spilling all that milk.

Khorna however would just replace every drop spilt with your blood as repayment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639122
I did your work for you and looked that up. It showed that's she's a merciless killing machine, and she does it through trickery and sex as well. Seeing as she kill any man she finds, unless he's particularly handsome, she's had more than a few dicks in her. Stay proofless and mad.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happened to that one anon who was talking about an getting hot-dogged by an Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639097
>>12639106
>Miko outfit
>Egyptian prietess outfit

Well, you heard 'em, folks.
Japanese Miko outfit? http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/8/80630/1842430-maori_kasuga.png

Or Egyptian Priestess outfit? http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/067/c/f/Egyptian_Priestess___standing_by_hamimo.jpg

Not a drawfag, by the way, but you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639130
What antimeasures do you have against Ushi-onis? Those would come in handy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639137
I don't know. But wherever he is, his spirit lives on inside all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638893
>>12638903
>>12638913

>clingy possessive Yandere

I want that. I need my fix mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639136
>I did your work for you and looked that up.
What on wikipedia? Yes, I was there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639094
It doesn't matter if they're MGs, nobody wants to talk about their fucking NTRing whore fetishes that come along with them. Mindbreak and slavery and sadism are all associated with MGs (just listen to those fucking dark elf fags shitting up the threads), is it suddenly ok to talk about those fetishes? No, it's not.

>>12639087
It's like someone shitting in the same place you eat. Do I mind if people talk about semen guzzling whores all day long? No, as long as it doesn't fucking take up the whole thread. Succubusfags are cancerous and need to be put down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639131
>fiction written here is the same as historical accounts

You're not very bright are you? I don't want a story any of you fags could write as proof, I want a record of such a being by the people who invented them.

I'm done, don't reply to me, until you come up with the goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639112

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639129
Hate to say it, but that faggot Inuyasha had the right length for his nails. Wolf nails aren't that long to begin with, but thick and stout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639142
Me too.
>>12639148
>Succubusfags are cancerous and need to be put down.
We were here before you were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639148
>Is it suddenly ok to talk about those fetishes? No, it's not.

Then...why not just let those people talk about succubi NOT being NTRing whores?
It's that easy. Obviously nobody likes NTR, so that's obviously the best solution. Everybody wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639138
Why not both
The purity and attractiveness of a Miko with the flair and exotica of the Egyptian Princess outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

"Hi there, Janet said you have Legos and Video games?"

"Where are they, lets go play!"

"Oh, the eye, don't worry, its fine, just got injured by my PS3 controller when i threw it on the couch and it bounced back and hit me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639122
Anon doesn't like me! How will I ever go knowing some random worthless fuck from god knows where doesn't want to be my friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639154
>Tohka
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639149
>the people who invented them.
You're funny, anon. Really. Why are we supposed to give a shit about supersticious dead people that used fear to rule stupider people, anyway? Serious question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639161
>This kills the wolfbros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639161
Clearly the first order of business is buying some cushioned controller covers then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639162
Yeah, that's right. I will never like you. Yes, take that knowledge to your grave.
No, but seriously, this is getting silly. Can we drop this argument? Like, for good? So people can post not-NTRing demon girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Janet will never know who to send to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639160
Fucking genius over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639159
That's impossible by their very nature, you can't live on semen without being whore, despite what KC's sugarcoating might tell you.

>>12639158
Fuck off and die, cuckfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639161
>>12639162
>Roleplaying
We aren't on a forum, nor are we furries.
>inb4 "Stop ruining our fun"
>>12639171
Weren't demons the original yanderes?
>>12639176
Did I hurt your feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

"Don't think little Janet forgot about you"

"Want to come over here for a nice hug?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639176
It's always cute how stupid you people are. I hope you don't expect anyone to take you seriously beyond baiting some anons into replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639164
They established the canon of their respective supernatural beings. You may not care for the rules but I do. What's to stop a werewolf from killing you after you've pumped a dozen silver bullets in its heart, if we throw the rules out the wondow?

[Anonymous No.]

wow, this thread went from OP to shit in record time.

great job, assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639178
I was being sarcastic, you autismal fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639176
>Everybody can't win because I say so
See now this argument is just getting ridiculous.
This whole argument is autistic as fuck, and I'm pretty sure you're just trying to rouse another shitstorm.

So I will stop arguing, but continue to discuss the logistics of waifuing not-NTRing demon girls. Because there's absolutely nothing to lose from letting people do just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639154
Ahh thanks, I haven't seen that one before

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639183
It's always the first 300 posts.

[Anonymous No.]

Less shitposting, more monster girls. Who's your favourite obscure girl?

I like Valkyries and Kunoichis a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this Wolf love tonight.

Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639171
This stupid argument didn't need to exist in the first place! I told you last thread that I don't deny the existence of non slut succubi, as stupid as it sounds. But you went berserk over the fact that, historically, they're sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639195
To my knowledge, I'm the only one who likes Dark Angels and Nightmares to any great extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639196
Wolf girls are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639183
Don't worry, anon. The time has come to talk of other things.

Historically, Lamias have been said to be child-eaters, or otherwise love the flesh of children.

What if we had a story about a shotacon Lamia girl who always tries and fails to rape the boy she's babysitting while the parents are gone?
Like some Tom and Jerry bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639198
Nightmares are the only Centaurs I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639195
You can't like Kunoichi because she's a succubus subtype, and they're as shit as vanilla ones, going by that anon. I just wanted to express I like Dark Priests, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639203

Have a seat over there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639203
That sounds silly as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639203
I wouldn't mind that at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639208
Mah nigga!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639198

Fuck you I like Nightmares.

As well as Wights, Krakens, P'Orcs, and Wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639209
Don't worry anon, no one cares about his opinion. I like Kunoichi and Dark Priests, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639197
>But you went berserk over the fact that, historically, they're sluts.
Me, no. That was someone else.
>You're a fedora-tipping cunt. I can't stop laughing
I was the one who told that guy to calm down.

>>12639195
I like Kunoichi, despite being cosplay-tier. Also, they marry their targets, so that's another plus.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys feel about this season's latest slut?

[Anonymous No.]

I blame MGU for any and all future shitposts

Anyways, would you fug a succubus if it was the only Monster Girl you could ever have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639189
Think of it this way, cuckfag. We could talk about mermaids who have feet and can't swim, but then they wouldn't be mermaids anymore would they? The same thing happens when you talk about succubi not being sluts. It's their whole schtick, and talking about them as if they're not sluts is only going to invite the NTR fags to join in, expecting that it's ok to talk about their true interpretation, and shit up the board.

We don't need more fucking subfag cuckolds, so just do everyone a favor and keep your shitty fetishes to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639226
If I was the only human she could have, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639226
Succuvirus, yes.

Normal, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639226
Stop succubus forcing, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639225

no idea where that's from, but it looks like a cosplay-tier puppy fister.

nice tits though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639226
I want to see a story where a succubutt appears haughty to people at school.

Yet incredibly and adorably dotes on her small, blind, and frail adoptive human otouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639229
>keep your shitty fetishes to yourself
Duly noted. I won't talk about NTR. But succubi, however, have the main trait of wanting lots of semen. It doesn't HAVE to be from multiple sources, thus ruling out potential NTR.

So I won't talk about NTR, and I can still talk about succubi. Everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>Liches can shape flesh and spirits together to form chimaeric fusions of MGs to create new breeds.
>An Ushi-Oni could be considered an Arache and Minotaur tri-fused with an Ogre this way
>A Cheticore could be formed without the god-awful usage of futanari bullshit, and everybody can have their horafying rapist invisible catwomen with two tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638905
>Holstaurus takes a picture of her dinner
>Everyone is confused why she took a picture of her lawn and posted it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639237
So, Lelouch the succubutt?
Does she also have chuuni imaginations of going on an ebin quest of righting policitcs everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639225

Loli lich is better for personality, and overpowered demon girl is sexier.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you comfort a lonely scylla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639240
>Ushi-Oni
>Demon Fusion
Lich, please, keep your megaten imaginations in the TV, please. You shouldn't be playing god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639247
'Course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639237
I would like this idea.
Too bad my list is already longer than I want it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639240
Would a Lich and her husbando raise their creations as if they were their own biological children?Unless their DNA was used to create them.
>>12639243
>Lelouch the succubutt
>Chuuni
That's not really what I had in mind, she'd be tolerably rich suburban Californian levels of haughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639181
Hah, see now we're actually getting somewhere, albiet all too painfully slowly and stupidly considering all the obtuse shit to come before it.

Anyway. Yes. Foundation and forefathers has its place in the realm if fictional creatures, absolutely. I think the main point of contention came from getting too hung up on relying on that stencil sameness, and being badly worded but whatever.

Trying to enforce such a lack of creative freedom is suffocating, stagnant, and uninspired. It's not so much a matter of respecting "what came before" as having the integrity to know how to handle it well going forward. Creative liberties can and do get abused beyond reason, hell you can see that enough here with the meek "personalities" some normally harder archetypes get but you won't win people over with demanding they follow some ephemeral "rule". They're going to write, believe and say what they want and no one has some ulterior right to make them stop.

That was the main problem and why writefags here were mentioned, because this is largely a feature of creative evolution that goes above and beyond monster girls or succubus, which are a really shit example of it in the first place, but yeah. What came before exists as reference and inspiration but anyone that lets themselves be so wholly restrained and locked down to it should never ever consider any creative endeavor. Whether something strays too far or not far enough is entirely down to that creator's integrity and ability.

End of the day, you can disagree with someone's belief but you can't demand they regress and stagnate into your own. That's really silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639250
But would you comfort a lonely Charybdis?
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130709011256/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/6/67/Charybdis_0.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become an alp

I want to please a cute anon with my slutty alp body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639235
>Hasn't watched the best adventure anime in years.
Pick it up. It's really good and under the radar. Shingeki no Bahamut - Genesis
>>12639245
Zombie lich loli a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639257
You've already told us this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639248

>Not playing God
>Implying making a sleight against the Demon Lord and Chief Goddess isn't the most fun thing

You'd be the kind of guy to refuse getting doses of Mummy's Curse, Black Eye, and various other aphrodisiacs before you explode into your Lich like the birth of a star, aren't you?

>>12639252

Yes, sure. Hell, you could probably even pay the Lich to shape a daughteru for you, who has a faster metabolism than normal and will be ready to ravish your dick in less than a month with her wide birthing hips and nubile pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639257
As long as your penis is gone and you get big tits, I don't think anyone will object.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639257
I also want to be an alp but I'd only want to yuri with a MG because dicks are gross, especially nerd dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638721
Alright, you get one minute.

[Anonymous No.]

What is with the lich and succubus forcing lately

Lich = boring undead variant

Succubus = I am ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638910
>mangafox
Literally the worst kind of person

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639264
That's just a shitty Crabman Minotaur, not a Holstaur.
>>12639265
>forcing
What crawled up your ass? Anyways, this thread could very well last into Friday.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your car broke down and the only way for you to get home is riding on the back of your Anubis Professor's motorcycle!

Are you up for some EXTREME Christmas Cake action? Can your freshman self handle this shade of brown? How would you react if she pulled up to her house instead of your's and forcibly dragged you in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639265
Look, Liches are hot.
They got those tits. Those thighs. And also, how can you say you wouldn't want to fuck a Lich like a rutting animal while she's casually taking notes on your technique?

A succubus is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

You noticed it too? some anon has a raging boner for a lich girl and talks about her all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639262

>There are literally people here who don't want to comfort a childhood friend after they turn into an Alp
>Moving from playful teasing to groping, and eventually, sex
>She will never complain about feeling extra horny, and that she's begun to ache down below
>You will never abstain from sex with her due to realizing the effects are permanent
>You will never save her one day from a group of Paladins, being put in the hospital for weeks due to the amount of chuuni radiation you absorbed
>She will never admit to loving you one day, unleashing the beast within you and fucking her senseless right then and there. In front of everybody.
>The wanton noises and sour smell of the sex driving classmates to schlick and fuck in a giant orgy.
>You will never marry your Alp childhood friend, fucking her illicitly in her wedding down with the white garters framing her pretty pink pussy
>She will never cradle your first child in her arms, smiling about how your daughteru has your eyes

Kill me right fucking now. I can't do this anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639253
>won't win people
This has never been my intention.

>They're going to write, believe and say what they want and no one has some ulterior right to make them stop

The idea that succibi are slut has not once impeded me from enjoying a story where they're not. I capped sloth's succubus in love story myself. I don't even know what I want to say anymore, I'm so tired of this. I just pointed out, that historically, succubi are portrayed as sluts, and yes, when describing the stock character I like to appeal to the canon. You want to write them some other way fine, but don't try to claim the creature is wxactly as oyu claim it to be, everywhere, cause that's you wrote it/imagine it. Until you invent your own, you don't get to change the established rules. If this makes me unimaginative or whatever, so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys feel about bunny girls?

[Anonymous No.]

I want butthurt MGU fags to fuck off back to the bottom of the sea where they belong or to /tg/.

Take Bob with you while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639280
They breed faster than elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639280
I hear they're great with some garlic and olive oil. I bet my wolfu would like the thrill of hunting them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAFz8UciAWo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4zKGdtug7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QynWlT2hqA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNxo7GFEXWw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639277
That sounds amazing.

I wish I could have a alp childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639280
Would fuck like, uh... rabbits. So long as I have some bare thigh to work with, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639280

Two words for you friend, and take them in whatever context you want.

Cock. Rocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639280
You have to be careful around Bunny girls, they are very dangerous, you know all those stories you hear about Dark Elves?
Nothing compared to Bunny Girls, thats why you never hear about them.
No one survives.
ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639284
It's not too late to BE the alp childhood friend, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639283
Actually that's too mean. Let me get rid of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639271
>Forcibly

That's not how you spell willingly, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639281
Why did this make me laugh so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639280
>that ear placement

Huh, I'd never though I'd say this, but this girls is entirely too vanilla. What have you fags done to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639278
>but don't try to claim the creature is wxactly as oyu claim it to be, everywhere
If anyone ever claims that, you point at them and laugh.

That's it.

This whole fucking thing, for that?

Your typing is a mess. Go rest your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639293
But anon, wheres the fun in that? It's not as fun to take advantage of a young student if he's OK with it. At least act like you want to protect your innocence, all Monster Girls love a good hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

"Janet, have we matched everyone so far on the list?"

"No sir, there are still a few left that we haven't set up yet, I don't think it is a good idea to let Manticores loose yet."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639292
We all know what you did, Anon. It cannot be taken back.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear you guys like dinogirls.
Have some VelociPapi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639301
I look at it this way, you were doomed the moment you hopped on the bike with her. The hunt was everything before it, she knows it, and I know it. Wasting all the energy trying to get away instead of pleasing her seems like a waste at that point.

Yes, I'm implying she somehow sabotaged my car ahead of time

[Anonymous No.]

"Why hello there, I am Lissara, I am a very good friend of Janet."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639303
Make sure those shitposters get matched up with matangos and beezelbubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639289
Do i get cuddles?

Will I get hard butt fucks if I act bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639313

Thanks for reminding me this will never be translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639316
She is not my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639298
>3 mistakes
>mess

>This whole fucking thing, for that?

You're doing the same thing that guy last thread did. I told you him, and now I'm telling you, I don't have an inherent problem with monoggubus, just the way they were being sold as a genuine article. You people never listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639322
"Oh, very well, wrong house"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639312
I promise I won't hunt other anons waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639166
Pawed monstergirls are crap at most videogames requiring hasty button inputs. Whenever they attempt it, they need to sit with their back up against your chest so you can guide them through the more difficult sections.

Are you up to that task?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639328
Why is this Cerberus lacking puppies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639320
I read that as T-REXT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639324
>Anon sitting at computer shitposting
>Sees other Anons claiming that Monster Girls are visiting their houses and raping them
>Anon gets excited
>Posts in thread
>Eagerly awaits his Monster Girl
>The doorbell rings
>He runs and opens it
>Gets handed a briefcase
>"Anon, I'm CIA."
>Fucking 4chan Janitors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639330
Sure, but I'm buying one of those arcade sticks for her, I think she'll feel more comfortable with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639333
Oh God please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639336

Was making this whole thing into a greentext part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639316
Everything about this woman makes her waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639335
Hastag T-REKT

>>12639336
I don't know who I'd be more excited to visit me, CIA or a Monster Girl. I could partakeof the ultimate banepost.
>tfw no QT MG GF to do sexy baneposting roleplay in the bedroom with you

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting to be raped

Can we agree this is the dumbest part of KC's setting that only appeals to castrated subfags who aren't man enough to do the raping?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply, looks like shit stirring to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639333
Fenrir. She eats gods and gives no fucks. Plus, DFC is best C
>>12639330
Hell yes. If she wanted, I can even make a special controller for her so she doesn't have to rely on me. But if she thinks having me help her would make us closer, then I would have her sit on my lap all day is she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639347
I want to rape monstergirls, but reverse rape is hot man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639347
Fuck off maledomfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639338
Woah, hold on there Anon. I was just trying to provide you with a lame reason to cuddle more with pawed monstergirls, but then you go about using logic undermine my idiotic schemes!
Just where do you get off like that, trying to help your waifu like a decent man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639349
>>12639353
Maledom is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638905
http://i.imgur.com/vFfrfq8.jpg
How does a Yeti work a phone with her paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639347
I like taking charge. Reverse rape is fine, but I like being dominate. At the same time, I wouldn't want to force her into to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639359
Those paws look more like gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639277
>You will never have a succubus friend from childhood
>The two of you will never take your play fighting too far and end up exploring your still growing bodies together
>You will never kiss each other, naked, in a room where both of your parents won't bother you
>The both of you will never stop, agreeing to keep this a secret from your parents
>You will never grow up to be a hikkikomori during your high school days, spending your afternoons masturbating to VNs while imagining your childhood friend
>She will never appear in your room occassionally, while you sleep, rummaging through your rubbish bin and laundry bin for morsels of semen from your boxers and crumpled tissues
>She will never have the gall to show up in your room one day, while you're masturbating, like pic related
>Staring at your throbbing member and your embarrassed face as you try to cover yourself
>She will never fulfill all of the fantasies you've acquired from your VNs and countless doujins
>You will never admit to her that you loved her all this time
>She will never fuck you even harder and sending you into heavenly climax
>Before kissing you and telling you that she loves you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639049
Yes please. I assume it's "All you can drink" night correct>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639356
Hey, I didn't say she wasn't going to be sitting on my lap the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639365
So, giving her a good POWER FUCK without actual rape.
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

wheres recap anon, im kinda worried about him, he didnt abandoned us did he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639323
>Getting bothered by the exact number of errors and what it was called
Oh calm the fuck down, that's actually being autistic now.

>just the way they were being sold as a genuine article.
>a
>Not every
So? I'm not repeating the previous post, and you said yourself "everywhere". No one thinks they work the same everywhere.

You don't gain some inherent "right" to shitpost about their ideals or claim people don't have a right to anything because of it, though. I really don't even get that train of logic, do you actually somehow believe people are denying how a concept is laid out elsewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639371
Thank god. You had me worried there for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639351
Nah, reverse rape is fucking retarded and needs to go. You might like "rough sex" but the whole "LOL MGs rape men instead of the other way around!!11" is the whole problem with KC and MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639365
>force

How about submission and bodice ripper?
I don't mean BDSM by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639375
It's early night on a tuesday, he's probably still at work, assuming he's amerifag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639359

We have all these stories and discussions about how Monstergirls would fare in our world, but now that I think about it, how would WE fare in THEIR world? Would they have technology of their own too?

>Your monstergirl waifu will never giggle at your futile attempts to understand how her iPaw works, calling you cute as you struggle to figure out its functions, as if you were some kind of neanderthal trying to open a can of beans

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would you most like to sit on your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639377
>You don't gain some inherent "right" to shitpost about their ideals or claim people don't have a right to anything because of it, though.

Oh, I'm sorry, I assumed you were human.

I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639323

>>12639377 has a point. We finished this whole argument already, and it started again because somebody posted >>12638876 after an anon mentioned something about a Dark Priest.

Now I tried to say, "Don't fight, people. Don't fight." But does anybody listen to me? Nope.

Nobody ever listens to this old anon. Just like nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639392
Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639384
Anon, consider that that aspect is a draw to many. I suspect that quite a few people got into monstergirls because of the want for dominant females and reverse rape, even without MGE or MGQ. Not as many as with, obviously, but still a decent amount.

We all got into this for different reasons, but it's pants-on-head retarded to say "no you can't like monstergirls for this reason" unless that reason is incomprehensibly moronic.

>>12639392
Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639392

a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639389
This has got me thinking about /hbg/, just how DO those girls stick around without any men in their world?

I'd assume generations of magical cloning in some form, but that's pretty lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639394
I'm the anon who posted about Dark Priest, and also the guy he's 'fighting.' Crazy isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639389
Well it depends on what era these MG were in on their world
It could either be they have the same technology we have, or we get sent straight back to the medieval days except with magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639392
none because I'm not that much of a beta

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639403
So you baited everybody.
Hmm.
Knew I shouldn'ta taken that bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639384
O course reverse rape is retarded. Outside of some very rigged situations, how could a woman ever hope to rape a man? But that's what makes it hot, it's rare and every bit as exotic as monstergirls themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639397
It IS pretty ridiculous though. Women can't be dominant, they all rely on your cock and want your cum at the end of the day, not matter how "strong" or "intimidating" they might be. The idea that they'd be the one doing the raping is fucking absurd and makes for a pretty shitty setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639393
Incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639410
Are we talking about regular women or monstergirls now? Because I will agree with you on the former, and disagree on the latter, mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639408
Except it was not my intention to troll in the least, people just have to make their opinion on everything known, no one can ever shut the fuck up.

Does this make me a shounen like troll unaware of his powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639414
Monster girls are built to worship the cock, they literally feed on cum. It's pathetic that people think they can rape and I suspect that anyone who actually wants that is secretly homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639416
It sort of makes you an ass, but I suppose what you said works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639397
>dominant females

Fucking wrong. It's not about femdom, it's about how visceral it all is. The strangeness and surrealness of the situation, for me at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639418
Are we talking about KC's setting, or monstergirls in general now? Because I will defer to a more knowledgable Anon's judgement on the former, and disagree with you on the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639421
>express an OPINION
>get called out by like 8 people
>defend yourself
>get called an ass

Go fuc-oh, right, this is the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639426
The former, but if they have pussies then you can always enslave them with your dick and make them love your cum.

They're all sex maniac animals and should be treated as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639425
>Fucking wrong.
>for me at least

Bad start, good finish.

[Anonymous No.]

"Hiiiii, No idea why, but Janet said I should come over here, so what are we gonna do on the bed?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639435
Fuck off with the roleplaying cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639374
Rough, passionate sex with the lights on or off in all positions is bliss. But again, I wouldn't want to force into it if she didn't want it. I'm down for going at it for hours if she wants.
>>12639387
Like she presents her tummy to be rubbed and I go lower than she was expecting? Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639430
If I've heard this correctly, you posted this: >>12638679

And then you posted this:>>12638876

Which started a shitstorm that I'm 90% sure you knew would've started given these circumstances. That makes one an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639435

We are going to do what any two adults would do in this situation:

Discuss the pros and cons of a mission to Mars while building LEGOs.

Oh and then we'll have sex I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639436
These threads are getting a little more prone to roleplaying than they once did, aren't they?
I don't take issue with the whole Janet stuff, but it does make me think that the average user age for the thread has dropped by a handful of months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639438
Wait, that's a fox girl is it? I could have sworn she was a wolfgirl in the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639446

TBH I'd rather have RP than MGU/HFY fags shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639435
>Janet posted every anon's address to sketchy lonely MG chatrooms
>MG thread regulars have their houses rammed full of girls
>rape ensues
>Janet can finally enjoy some quiet time with her 2hu threads
Godspeed Janet

[Anonymous No.]

No fun . jpg

Would you rather read a bunch of posts with faggots bitching over stupid crap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639440
No, I didn't post >>12638876. I AM the one that likes Dark Priests. I was actually referring to the last thread, when I mentioned that bit about defending myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639263
Are you me?
Would alp with an alp

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been here in a while, who the fuck is janet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639392

sits on face and forces you to drink her pee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639460
Janet is the kikimora maid that is our janitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639460
Just ignore it, it's just some faggot trying to force roleplay with the janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639457
So I misconstrued. Cool. At least we're not dealing with samefagging troll.
We've had plenty of that on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639456
Isn't that what we already are? What we've always been?

>>12639446
It must be the move. That stuff was absolutely not tolerated on /a/. And we have lost a bunch of our old posters as well. We've changed, whether we realize it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639454
You're not wrong.

>>12639460
The name a lot of the threadgoers give to the the resident Janitor of /jp/, who consistently does a good job of cleaning these threads. It's rather a new experience to those who've come from /a/, I'd imagine.
Now people pretend he's a she, and she's a Kikimora. All in jest, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639464
This is cringy fursona tier, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639446

What I don't get is what Janet has to do with roleplay posts like >>12639435

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639471
>All in jest, of course.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639468
>>12639472

People like this chase off the regulars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639454
What's wrong with wanting to stand up for humanity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639477
Regulars have thicker skin than that. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639435

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639474
Not a clue. It seems that the range of roleplay people tolerate here is broadening. A mention of Janet and people think it's okay, maybe.

>>12639475
True. Doing it in jest will lead others to think that doing it in earnest is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639138
Not sure how you would fuse them together honestly. Though if someone drew two wearing the different outfits side by side, that would be cool

[Anonymous No.]

Seems like /mgg/ is extra delirious and confused
tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639478
Seriously, stop. Save your cringy hero fantasies for MGU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639463
Sounds hot

>>12639464
>>12639468
Sounds not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639263
>not wanting to worship an anons cock

You can't be an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639471
I would ignore those two, they seem to be itching for a confrontation so they can act alpha in a thread , if they don't like it, they can ignore it.

Its is not their thread, it belongs to all of us, so if that guy wants to post pics like that, let him.

How is it harming anyone?

Or is it that you think it is your thread and has to be the way you want it?

Don't bother responding to this, I wont reply to anything you say.

This thread if for Monster Girls, and the love we have for them, period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639478

You're on the wrong board
>>>/tg/35816443

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639316
Yup. Saving this one to the ol' HD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639459
I'd gladly alp with you anon, it's not gay if we're both girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639493
Tell that to the peggingfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639498
God damn it, now I'm laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639494
I'll respond anyway to say that I'm sorry. I had in my mind some idea that I could stay neutral, but obviously I was just stirring up more shit.
I didn't mean to come across as any type of asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639497
That artist does some very good work.

Get a pixiv account, well worth it, millions of great MG artwork there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639494
>How is it harming anyone?

If you allow one person to shit up the thread you open up the floodgates for other fags to do the same.

RPfags should die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639503
I didn't mean that towards you, sorry, I meant the other two , apologies as well

[Anonymous No.]

stop the surprise box shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639487
I only started posting here tonight. I've been on /a/'s monstergirl threads and I only visit /jp/ for the JAV threads.
>>12639504
Any good Wolfgirl art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639438
>presents her tummy

Heh, okay. No but, talking in the vein of rape, since you said you didn't want to force her, how about sort of pressing her, until she yields? No violence, more like, your presence, intimidation if you will.

Also, bodice ripper:

>A work of popular fiction characterized by scenes of unrestrained romantic passion.

Most of these have rape, but she comes to enjoy herself, how about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639480
It's wears down on you after awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639504
I made one on the off change just in case they block the fun stuff like they do on DA. I'll take a look.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're sitting at home, masturbating to your favorite consensual hand holding doujins furiously and without any concern for being interrupted.
>Suddenly someone knocks on your door and bursts in before you can even switch tabs. You're cock is still out as pic related waltz into your room smiling innocently.
>"H-Hello! I'm your assigned Mons..." She stops as she drinks in the sight of your half flaccid cock and the absolute mess around you, before her eyes settle on the screen where two character's hands are tenderly held.
>She blushes and her tongue slightly pokes out between her lips as if in a daze from the sudden lewdness. You can clearly see her squirming uncomfortably as she waits for your justification.

How do you rectify this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639507
You are wasting more posts complaining than by talking about MGs.


Are you here for MGs or to act Alpha?
Please just stop being so full of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639511
Seriously, that's the other thing that needs to stop.

Everyone fucking spoilers all over the place thinking as an awful attempt at being funny when really it's just fucking obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

Roleplaying is fine as long as you make sure to add quotes around your roleplay so that we know you aren't actually pretending to be the monstergirl.

The difference between being a roleplaying fag and a writefag is the greentext function after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639522
Log off, go to bed now.

Go dream about your perfect MG waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639491
>>12639495

No.

I'm not even a writefag. Have you any reason beyond "HFY, Gary Sty, or Autism?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639517
*chance.

fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
Is this a trick question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639526
No, RPing is never fine. People who are dumb enough to enjoy RPing probably wouldn't understand the function of adding quotes or greentext, it just encourages more awful RPing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
>Smile charmingly
>Make a handsome pose as you lie naked on your bed, like some Roman statue masterpiece
>"I've been waiting for you."
>Pray to fucking God that works
>BE PRAYING, BE PRAYING, BE PRAYING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
I actually have no response for that. How do you even salvage a situation like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
Shove her slutty mouth down on my cock, only solution.

[Anonymous No.]

Poor anon, your personal plane crashed at sea and you're stuck in a small lifeboat, nearly out of supplies. From how far you've drifted without a distress beacon, you'll probably never be found. But wait, there are three islands ahead! You could steer towards one of them, but the currents would keep you from reaching the others so you'll need to pick wisely. Using your binoculars you make out more details.
Island one has plenty of trees and bushes with food growing, as well as wild chicken-like birds running around! You spot some dark skinned women on the shore though, and it appears they're part of some sort of tribe and fishing with a spear.
Island two has lots of grassy hills with rocky shores that look full of driftwood and assorted mussels and clams. There isn't much shelter outside of the caves, but you can make out what seems to be short bovine women moving about and enjoying the sun. They have baskets of something, so they might have a farm.
Island three looks like Spiderskull island from Venture Bros, but has plenty of signs of 'life'. Skeleton girls are moving about tending to the place, and you spot a woman with gray skin and a huge thing floating behind her cloaked form in one of the eye sockets of the stone island.
Which island do you choose for life anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639545
Island 2
It ain't spookoween yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639538
Joker MC, being a card as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639515
>pressing her
>Forcing
Nope. It has to be consensual and must want it. Unless she has rape fantasies, I won't press her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639532
You're inviting other people to shitpost about their autistic delusions and generally dragged down the quality of the thread, so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
Okay, NOW, I tackle the monstergirl and fuck her senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
"I am so glad you are here, I am so lonely, and such a beautiful woman here. uhhh"

Nope, you are screwed no matter what you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
wait, how did she get through the locked door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639545
Island 2. I don't want spears chucked at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639552
>rape fantasies

That's an aspect of bodice ripper..

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never scold your teenage monstergirl daughteru for causing trouble at school for the 7th time
>you will never wonder where the well-behaved girl you used to know went as you send her to her room
>you will never catch a glimpse of a voice recorder in her hand as she walks away
>you will never walk by her room later and hear her breathing heavily
>you will never, against your better judgement as a parent, peek into her room
>you will never find her pleasuring herself to a picture of you on the wall while holding the recorder to her ear
>you will never realize she gets in trouble on purpose just so she can get you to scold her

i know this question is asked a lot on /mgg/, but, why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639552
Don't be a fucking pussy, she deserves a good, tender raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
I let the awkward silence extend indefinitely. I mean I just got caught fapping to handholding. There is no salvaging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639454
You do realize that RP and MGU are hand-in-hand right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639554
That..thats...so..LEWD!

I wonder what would be said or how a shriobei would respond to aggressive males.

Blushing "I am not that kind of girl!"
"Please be gentle" "
"Oh yes do it" ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639553
>muh posting standards!

Really dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639559
>pathetic daughteru fags are back

Well, this thread can only get worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639558
Oh. Well, it made it seems that she didn't or would want it.
>>12639558
And risk losing her trust? No.

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

Pharaoh attempts to play Minecraft.
Gamer Gracie is pregnant? Shocking revelations!
/mgt/ gets a taste of life at Yandere High.
Raptor Girl gets some groundswell.
Bromont colours .less' dragon girl drawing.
Baphomet Complex translation is currently done and completed.
Thugdere kitsune says to get the hell over here and brush her tail until she can see her face in it.
Alp writes more big fucken' wurms wrestling big fucken' mechs.
Big, strong, tall leggy wolfgirls.
Oni lowlife dating story ends. I think.
Mithril finishes the drawing of the Anubis dancer. Thanks, Mithril.
With the cold season settling in, /mgt/ talks about yetis. Then depression and suicide.
Dark elves enslave the world.
Monstergirl Hunter makes a new hat.
/mgt/ discusses the mechanics of magic, and monstergirl war.

Ideas live/fester/await fulfilment here: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x

Short one today, but not because of the thread. It's just that I learnt the meaning of the phrase "kernel panic" today, and an interesting motherboard failure. Hence the lateness.
Bye-bye, old computer. Hello, new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639566
>That..thats...so..LEWD!

I'm pretty autistic anon, and even that was a step above what I can tolerate.

Just type normally man, no need to use up the period supply for your dramatic pauses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639554
Make sure to tie her tail in a knot and pull on her hair as she chokes on your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639565

Not really.

Some are just bored fa/tg/uys or writefags trying out concepts. The MGU fags are too busy trying be edgy inquisitors of the glorious human empire.

If anything, you should bitch out the idiot wasting images on his sentai shonen crap over the RP fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639569
Yeah, there could be more of you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639545
Can you live off milk? Milk has water in it right? You could live just fine in Island 2. Otherwise, bring on undeath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638921
Weresheep would have Scottish accents

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
"Oh...Uh..Hi...Hey, wanna help me out here?"

Yer screwed anyway, go for the gold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639559
You know what you must do anon. You want to be a good father, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518

"Hi! It's nice to meet you !"

[Anonymous No.]

Important Voting Time, gentlemen!

http://strawpoll.me/2881991

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639575
>hair pulling
Huh, only now do I realize, you can't fuck a lamia from, the back.

I'll get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639589
Doesn't every anon here want to be one for his monster girl daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639569
Implying we ever left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639597
You know what the worst crime the Demon Lord has committed is? You can't have thigh sex with your lamia waifu.

Shit's fucked up, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639602
You'd be surprised. Some anons here won't love their daughteru even if she takes to using hard drugs and slutting around town to forget them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639613
don't remind me of that story. it made me super depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639602
I would love to make a daughteru with my wolfu. We would teach her to hunt and I would teach her about science. Or encourage her to study what ever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be Anon
>Living with an Oni roomate that still won't leave
>After spending your day at work you go home to find your roommate drinking out of your stash.
>Again.
>"Man, I wish he was here right now."
>After watching her drink away the last of your prized liquor you get her attention with a cough
>Your currently drunk roommate looks you in the eyes with a glint to them that slightly intimidates you.
>"Why hello anon come sit with me, hey can you do something for me?"
>Nodding your head so you don't say something you'd rather not say now, you sit over with her, and ask what she wants
>"Could you drink with me, and why don't you slip out of those pants of yours?"

So? how is my first try with writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639581
Know why Scotsmen wear kilts?

Weresheep can hear a zipper from miles away

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639618
>>12639613
>>12639602

I'm going to steal all of your daughterus away and add them to my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639553
>autistic delusions

Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639619
Onis are so fucking overdone, this shit is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639623
Joke's on you. My daughteru is a matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639627
Oni, and Lich, are both over done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639594
>All these votes for Kunoichi
I didn't expect this many people liked her that much.

Should I request demon wings and red eyes as well if she wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639623
I hope you enjoy being hunted down then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639633
MGs don't do the hunting, anon. I do, with my fat dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639616
Are you being kind? I thought everyone thought it was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639627
Oh whoops sorry, I didn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639635
But anon, I used to hunt the most dangerous prey of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639623
First it was succubus hate. Then Monsterboys. Then something else. Now this. You are going all out today aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639627
>Oni's are overdone
They are? Since when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639630
>_____ is overdone
We could seriously do this all day, cause no one ever responds to posts about lesser known monsters anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639631
>red eyes

Please no, wings are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639644
Just demon wings, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639631
Don't do red eyes, but maybe something like green, hazel, or a steel blue? Those colors just feel like they'd fit with her in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>Paladins aren't good enough
>Church secretly captures monster girls of various kinds
>Begins experimenting on incubusing loyal soldiers
>Eventually manages to get the process down, flooding the man with enough mamono mana that he becomes an incubus and picks up traits from his 'wife'
>Old shadowy organization hears about this process
>"We'll send one of our guys over there to fuck a vanilla succubus. Get him a shot of mamono mana and stand back."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639643
Lesser known MGs are lesser known for a reason, they appeal to shit tier minority fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639651
>>12639644
The idea behind it would be that, whatever color they are, they'd be glowing as she stands menacingly in front of the red moon.

How does that sound? Godd? Bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639608
Well, there's always slathering her in oil and having squishy, slippery sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639637
well it was bad, yeah, but the ending made me really sad. if there was ever a part of me that said "don't dick the daughteru," it was gone after reading that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639658
Go with Green then, that's Red's contrasting color, and the two should look nice together, depending on what shades you choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639658
I second anon's steel blue choice. Or maybe gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
>Now I know what this looks like but it's actua---
>...
>You know what, this is exactly what it looks like, if you want to just walk away from this assignment I wouldn't be offended and I'd completely understand
>Though if you still want to stick around even after all this I'll gladly get dressed and take you somewhere nice so we can both try and forget about this ever happening

How'd I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639658
I'd say gold if that's the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639660
SUCCESS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639654
So what shit tier fetish does the Chochin-Obake represent? Dryad? Sylph? Werebat? I could go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639654
What? Honeybee is lovely, but she's hardly ever mentioned. What fetish does she placate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639642
I feel like every story I read nowadays has one of them in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639682
I'll give you stereotypical Red Oni's, I've seen a number of them written about. Not so much though when it comes to Blue Oni's though, or a unique take on either's personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639668
Took you a whole 9.75 words to find your testicles which is odd because they're hanging right there in plain sight but otherwise you did good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639594
Voting is done.
Kunoichi wins, rather surprisingly.
So now, we play the waiting game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639701
Because when she looks back at the incident later on in the evening she'll likely laugh about me "trying" to say the situation wasn't what it looked like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638757
That's pretty beta anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638757
You are literally a cuckold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638815
Mutts a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638996
No, they get their shit smitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639240
I repeat.
>Be Lich
>Secretly gather samples of DNA from every kind of monster who comes in to buy products of research.
>Use samples to create army of Skeletal MGs of all kinds.
>????
>PROFIT!
>Also take over at least a small country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639733
>>12639725
I would argue that it's not beta if he's raising an orphan girl.

But then I remembered we were talking about pregnant girls, actually.
So yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639752
It's also pretty beta to raise someone else's child, unless you intend to raise her into your fuckslave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639750
You might have better luck if you gathered some like-minded MG's as allies, get some followers, maybe buy an oil rig to house everyone, and so on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639758
>Oil Rig
Despite being a useful acronym for learning Chemistry, not really my style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639758
That's what that nudist Lamina did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639757
>also

always*

[Anonymous No.]

I guess it is safe to say people here like their CC MGs.
I for one do not like the idea of raising some kid that isn't mine.

Most MILFs have trust issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639757
I don't know. I wouldn't call adopting an orphan being beta. That's takes guts, really. Especially considering that orphanages are essentially grab bags for children that you may not realize have psychosomatic disorders until it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639757
>Dicking the step-daughteru
So is this somehow more acceptable than normal Daughteru dicking?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, now it seems the shitposting has died off, I can try the third and final sampling.
This is voluntary

1) What is your favorite MG?
2) if it is not your waifu, what is it?
3) What kind of relationship do you have/want?
4) least favorite MG
5) I hate.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639771
Stop being such a fucking beta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639777
>starting fights
>again
Dude. Come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639776
>Alright, now it seems the shitposting has died off, I can try shitposting again and flood the board with surveys no one cares about.

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639776
>Dark Angel
>Nightmare
>An equal one, though with Switch-BDSM elements in bed.
>Red Oni
>Mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639757
>fuckslave

No anon, daughteru or stepdauhgteru, you dick with love.

>>12639771
>caring about it being acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639785
All MGs are slave to the D. That doesn't mean you can't love your fuckslave.

[Anonymous No.]

>New Seismic Liru game delayed a month
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639791
>loving a fuckslave
>slave
...
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639781
Sorry, didn't think it would be "starting fights" to tell someone to man up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639776

1. Three way split between Arachne, Dark Elf, and Succubus
2. Cheshire
3. Pretty balanced and mutual
4. Charybdis
5. Diet Soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639796
It's rather uncalled for given the situation, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639794
>Seismic Liru

The werewolf girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639021

... Item world runner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639798
The absolute triad of shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639802
Taxi driver

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639796
When you insistently use that word in the manner which you do, it can easily and understandably piss people off.
I expect that level of comment from Youtube, normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639803
What can I say? I like women with power

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639783
Let me verify something
Dark angel as in..

Fallen angel
Angel that turned dark
demon
or something I am not familiar with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639810
>women with power

Nice oxymoron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639776
1) Werewolf.
2) Werewolf is waifu'd.
3) A happy, functional one.
4) There's some bad ones out there, but none of them really offend me. I guess I don't really like hornets that much.
5) Right now? People arguing. People being tactless and trying to start shit for the sake of it. I wasn't enjoying this thread as much as I hoped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639776
1. All desert girls. Even Khepri
2. Apophis
3. Leaning Femdom in bed, Equal out
4. Witch. They're too bland.
5. I would prefer that MGs require you earn their respect somewhat before they go and jump your bones so suddenly. Then again, who am I kidding, this is what I came here for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639810
There is a knock at the door.
You open it, there stands a Wurm before you, she hands you the female end of an extension cord that is plugged in somewhere out of sight.

"Janet said you like women with power" she says

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639806
Nothing wrong with calling delusional fags out on their pussy bullshit. "Beta" just happens to be the term that best describes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639776
1. Shirohebi
2. A waifu isn't an archetype
3. Tender loving with lots of cuddling in between and maybe a few daughterus
4. Dark Elf, Dark angel, and femdomy arachnes
5. I hate people who roleplay in thread and people who are intolerant of other's tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

If MGs were real, and porn films starring MGs was a thing.

What would be your favorite porn movie?

Mine would be the "Dragon Slayers" series. In which a man, or a group of men, dress up as knights and set out to conquer and dominate the most arrogant and dangerous Dragon Girls there are. Where sometimes (That would be most of the time) they fail and end up being the ones who are conquered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639819
>Janet

Could you seriously stop trying to loop the janitor into your dumb fantasies?

You already got told off the first time, why try again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639826

Druella's Daki Delve

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639776
1) Hard to pic just one, but Holstaurus and Oomukade rank pretty high.
2.) Haven't found one yet, though Holstaurus and Cyclops keep falling into my lap somehow.
3.) One of trust and affection.
4.) Anything too aggressive (manticore, ushi-oni)
5.) Spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639826
>(That would be most of the time) they fail and end up being the ones who are conquered.

You and I both know they'd rape the shit out of her and be done with it. If she tried to "conquer" them she'd just be getting an ass/pussy/mouth load of dicks, that's not "conquering".

[Anonymous No.]

So who pissed off /fit/ and/or /pol/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639834
Also, if MGs are as ubiquitous and expendable as ona holes, how much of a fuckng loser would you have to be not to just go out and get one yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639826
The tower of the evil dark overlord!

Over run with dark elves that want to become submissive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639826

Sproinkin' and Doinkin'.

Featuring Deer Centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639834
Wow domfags are pretty delusional sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Pool Party Madness

Lots and lots of mermaids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639826
Fleeing the pack

It'd be something different people could sign up to do, though there would be screening to make sure they were actually fit and didn't get a waifu for free (like that's hard). They'd have to try and avoid getting caught by a pack of wolfgirls in different forest environments, and if they won they earn themselves five thousand dollars. If they lose, well, wolves do what wolves do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639840
>implying you're not already watching porno with your waifu

Anon, please, they'd make these videos for them just as much as they would for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639846
The setting is literally MADE of creatures enslaved to your dick. There's nothing empowering about getting dicks shoved into every orifice.

[Anonymous No.]

The Governess
a story about a Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

Any real mg society would be full of racism and classism as well as bigotry.

You'd end up with hundreds of thousands lower class monstergirls doing factory work and manual labor while the magically gifted or the militarily useful monstergirls were lauded for their utility.

At the very top you'd have dragon girls and lilim and the like ruling all the monstergirls below them like the lizardmen rule the jew who rule the planet.

Government leaders

>Pharaoh, Lilim, Dragongirls, Wights, ryuu

Government officials

>Witches, liches, Danukis, vampire, damphirs, echidna, baphomet

Military or combat related

>Lizardman, salamanders, oni, amazon, elves, lamias of certain species, manticore, etc

Civilian life

>most other monstergirls

Proletariat scum

>Goblins, slimes, p'orcs, wurms of certain affiliations, bunny girls, rapidly reproducing easily replaceable mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639849
But the wolves would be getting dicked either way, where's the competition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639820
I'd contest the opposite. The word "beta" has been spread around as a buzzword (if I may use the term) so much, that it's hard not to associate it with fools and close-minded people who are certain that the way they've figured out is the only way.
You've used the term repeatedly from >>12639752 to here, assuming that is you. I could be wrong. I usually am.

But it's just such a retarded word. I mean, call them out on bullshit if you want, but fuck me, it's been thrown around so much in this thread at people who so much as utter that they don't want to rape and irrumate every monstergirl that gets spoken of. Jesus shitting cunts, your "calling delusional fags out on their pussy bullshit" is just spouting more OPINIONS at HYPOTHETICAL OPINIONS. The delusion is the whole thread! We know that! It's fantasy! It can be whatever you want it to be! OPINIONS!

You're right on the whole "anons need to get thicker skin" thing though. But I think that's just better applied universally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639855
Probably the other guys that would be running out in the woods with you. He didn't specify how many other guys would run. He also didn't specify how many werewolves there'd be, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639826
Ninja Vixens 3: Virgin Nightmares.

No, it's not yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639848
Piranha mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639854
>You will never get mugged by a group of crude and rude Goblin shortstacks while in the bad part of the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639854
>easily replaceable mgs

You mean all of them?

And humans would be in the god-worshipped tier of this society, I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639846
Don' think this faggot speaks for all of us. Dragons become submissive once they get the D though, he's got you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639860
What if you gave them hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639858
Explain further, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639851
That's not what the feminists

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639865
It would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639869
She's a pudgy p'orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639868
>spoiler
It's not what they, what, anon?
It's not what they WHAT?
Oh, dear lord, they got him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639865
They would be confused, maybe long enough for you to get away.

Or maybe their rough street-smart exterior will melt away from your hug.

Or they just rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639871
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639868
Yeah well, at least MGs acknowledge they're worthless without the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639862
Okay, you're getting annoying. I imagine you and those like you are the reason why HFY is despised. And maledomfags are always being bitched at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639873
>Being raped by goblins

How weak are you?

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/, would you be okay with a Xenomorph family?
Imagine them looking however you prefer, from cosplay tier to just being the actual aliens themselves. It doesn't matter. It also eliminates the whole egg/facehugger/chestburster thing, so the queen just gives birth to live young after an extremely short gestation period.
Other than that they're exactly the same, right down to the fact that they pretty much just live to kill. They'd never harm you though, you're a loved father/consort and they even want to cuddle with you all the time. Anyone else though? They'll pretty much kill anything that moves on sight.

Did I mention the short gestation period? Yeah I'm talking like 2 weeks, and she's always horny. Hope you like a big family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639866
A group of five Kunoichi stalk men to rob them of their precious virginities. Come for the public drugging and deflowering, stay for crazy MFFF skyscraper sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639879
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639877
>I imagine you and those like you are the reason why HFY is despised.
Yes. Yes he fucking is.
Make a point? Okay, you've made it. That's what most people do. They don't stick around for a whole fucking thread making sure that every poster who might not fit into his worldview gets that message through.
Fuck me, he's like a child.
>No, you can't have it like that, it has to be like this!
>Yeah, sure. Now, about that other thing-
>NO THAT HAS TO BE LIKE THIS TOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639879
No, I like not being the cause of mass murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639877
The reason they bitch at maledom fags is because they're fucking babies who can't handle the fact that their MGs are cock-addicted sluts, no matter how much they put them on a pedestal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639879
You had me up until the "they'll kill everything but you" thing.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639879
No that sounds pretty terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639882
Kunoichi are really cute.

I'd like to hang out with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639884
Get that shit out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639862
Human men would naturally belong to the class that his waifu belongs in, up to a certain point anyway.

If you're married to a government leader or an official, then it pretty much means that you'll live in the lap of luxury with the condition that you give her a child or two to keep her bloodline going and her utility for the sake of the country, loyalty is expected and you are constantly under scrutiny to see if you're a faithful husband.

If you're married to a military monstergirl or a civilian then you might be more relaxed depending on the monstergirl species. Maybe a government official might come round your house and ask you if you're a "good neighbor" and offer you and your wife a trip to the neophite side of town with the implicit agreement that your virgin unmarried neighbors will be bearing a few anon-like babies to serve in the military.

Now if your waifu belongs to the proles then there's nothing to be done other than fuck. Fuck as much as you can day in and day out. Consent is just an afterthought if that's the case too. As a prole you're expected to knock up your wife, her friends, and her friend's daughters as well. Make sure to give them the spawn needed to keep the war-machine going and the factories well-manned for the future of our great country.

It's important to understand that in these dire times the best thing you can apport for the sake of your country is not your arms to bear weapons, but your testicles to bear children. You could probably swell the ranks of our proud army by a few hundred across your lifetime if you work hard and well.

Make sure to invest in war-bonds as well, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639885
Femdom fags do this all the time and no one calls them out on their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639884
That is just austere.

[Anonymous No.]

I should really stop procrastinating and go back to making stuff.

And getting a job.

Or at least not missing classes in college.

[Anonymous No.]

Who loves griffon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639879
>>12639884
ayyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639895
Would you a Kunoichi if she had regular teeth, or Vampire-like fangs?

Hard Mode: Would you a Kunoichi with Mileena Teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639904
I do.

I wanna rub her head while cuddling with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639900
>MGs running society

See, this is the problem, and we've discussed this before. MGs can't think about anything other than sex, let alon govern a society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639895
They strike me as quiet and aloof, not ones to make good friends/conversation, unless you like that type of girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639733
>>12639725
What if she was a rape victim? You expect me to throw her out because someone else took advantage of her? I doubt she'd cheat on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639903
>tfw I broke all three of those rules today
Thanks for reminding me of my sad existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639906
Yes to all

No blowjobs with Mileena teeth, even if Mileena is cute no way those type of teeth are going near my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639913
Just drop her anon, there are plenty more out there like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639896
>>12639902
Sorry, I've been waiting a long time to post that pic somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639891
You mean like how maledom fags can't handle the concept of a Monster Girl that's stronger than them?

Would you commit suicide if a Monster Girl gets on top?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639914
At least you don't dissapear out of the blue and leave people waiting for their unfulfilled requests.
Or do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639923
No, because she's riding my dick and no matter what she decides to do in the bedroom she knows she couldn't live without my semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639903

>Stop procrastinating

But then you won't have enough energy for the Spirit Bomb to destroy every fucking 7-11 in the USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639923
I would imagine a chill maledomfag would take it with a grain of salt, and jokingly say to himself while he's alone,
>"I feel as though I've won, and yet..."
>"...I feel as though something was lost."
Not hating on maledomfags, I just wanted to use that example.

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>>12639913
No, you get rid of the spare, she's not yours. Monsters want to have their husband's children, not some other guy's. If she got raped and pregnant before you met, well, it's still beta as fuck, honestly.

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>>12639907
I would too, as well as make love to her while being a bit rough like pulling her tail and wings, nibbling her ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639811
Going by KC's Dark Angel profile, which is a Fallen Angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639927
How is a girl getting on top in any way dominant?

She's doing the fucking work for you like a slave, for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639924
Also, I haven't posted any updates since we got moved to /jp/, not that any one really cared anyways with the other drawfags.

Are you liking the transition so far?
The 3000 threads are a bore, but at least there isn't that much shitposting anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

When will there be a monster girl worthy of a loving muslim man such as myself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6-E7KamGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639937
Because she's in control, unless you decide to throw her off of course.

sitting there like an oversized dildo doesn't mean your powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639942
Are Khepri's not satisfactory? What about Girtablilus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638678
Can we make all wolfus going awoo~ officially canon in the MG universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639941
>The 3000 threads are a bore

You're crazy., when there's no shitposting, this place is heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639941
>but at least there isn't that much shitposting anymore.

What threads have you been in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639942
>muslim
Good luck with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639944
You're fucking retarded and just trying to convince yourself she's strong.

You're literally going "hey bitch, get over here and ride me" while sitting back and watching the show. If she gets mouthy you just put a cock in there to shut her up.

If you want her to get off just fucking kick her in the cunt or something, you're a man for christ's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639944
So you admit subfags are little more than living dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639949
I mean, without images to accompany through the third part of threads. Discussion is much consistent now, at least.

>>12639951
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639955
More like future cuckolds waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639944
And impaling herself to get creampied does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639917
>>12639930
But abandoning her in her time of need when she clearly has feeling towards you? I wouldn't be able to do it.
There's always abortion as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639946
>scarab gf
I learned everything I ever needed to know about scarabs from the Mummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639955
I'm not a subfag but yes, from my understanding that is kinda the point.

[Anonymous No.]

Have we finally ousted the sub-bitch fags from these threads? Thank fucking god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639966
Real life scarabs roll around shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639961
>spoiler

That's what I said, "get rid of the spare." This is one time I wish there was more wiggle room in KC land. How would a monstergirl react to her husband asking her to kill her child, since it belongs to someone else? If he abandoned her?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12639955
Subfags would take that as a compliment, it's more like they're lazyfags trying to convince themselves their MGs have power over them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639970
Never. Plenty of guys will still find that appealing, and calling them that just makes you look like some maledom faggot.

You probably just don't notice as much any more because Bitchboy concluded his Manticore Story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639970
We made the foundation of these threads, like hell we'll let normalfags take them over

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639901
Not to the extent that we're currently seeing. "Currently" being the keyword here.
Not only that, but consider where other people are coming from. Most of the people here come from a background of monstergirls=femdom. It's a thread norm.

But you could argue that the examples posted here aren't femdom. And you'd be right in a way. It seems here that everyone's idea of femdom is different. You even have people saying "that's not femdom, here's the correct way to do it." Now make it so that you have people who do like femdom, and those who don't, both arguing that at each other. There is no correct femdom in these threads, it seems.

But I digress. My point is, again, monstergirls=femdom for many people.

>But what about elves? People love to rape/dom them.

An outlier. While they fit into the monstergirl set, monstergirls do not fit into the elf set, if that makes sense. The majority who do the whole elf thing won't be a part of the monstergirl thing, even though the opposite may be true.

But I'm going overboard with this. This is more of a theory and collection of thoughts than an argument attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639971
I'm pretty sure those are just dung beetles, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639961
Feelings don't amount to jack in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639980
As long as they keep their fucking mouths shut and stop inflicting their shitty greentexts and writefaggotry on the majority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639973
>How would a monstergirl react to her husband asking her to kill her child, since it belongs to someone else?
Same way real women do: many tears and many sleepless night.
But remember, shit like this happens all the time and girls have no choice but to go through with it.
>>12639988
Yes they do. You must be one heartless person to abandon someone who really loved you.

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>>12639981
Unwarranted Self Importance, damn, it's been a while since I've seen this.

Horny men made the foundations for these threads, men so horny they wanted to fuck monsters. MGs aren't a subfag exclusive fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639981
>We made the foundation of these threads

That's bullshit and you know it. Femdom fags were always just tolerated here, anyone with half a brain can see that KC settings and MGQ and all the other media which have reverse rape in them make it really fucking easy to turn the tables and make them all into cockslaves.

You can still try to convince yourself that other people should share in your shitty minority fetish, but don't go thinking you're responsible for anything good that happened in these threads.

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>>12639992
Bull fucking shit they don't have a choice. Birth the child of someone who violated you? What the fuck for?

>Yes they do. You must be one heartless person to abandon someone who really loved you

I was the one abandoned. Feelings don't mean jack.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck. Janet I wouldn't blame you if you nuked this entire thread. It's pretty fucking clear some MGU/HFY//fit/ fag's jimmies are rustled.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639984
The counterintuitive thing is, there really is no such thing as femdom in a monster girl setting if they all want your cock. The sooner they realize that the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639970
>>12639981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-yHQn4ECio

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639941
>>12639903
Please don't stop, this little things have a quirky charm to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639975
Be honest. Would you tip a Cowgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639997
>minority fetish
The Monster Girl Collection blog actually did a poll on this a few days ago

>Femdom
>94 (42%)
>Maledom
>16 (7%)

You are the 7% anon. :^)

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, good. The maledom fags are back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639997
>fucking easy to
I agree with you on everything except MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640010
>implying polls count for shit

We've been over this before, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

The posting here and at the end of the last thread really is different. I can't recall an argument like this from previous threads.
Stray posters from MGU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640003
Goddamn I love that comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640000
Pfft, you think this is bad? The succustorm last thread was bad. Fujoshit kun's first few assaults were bad. The reveal of MB anime was bad. Metaknight and "is it related" guy were bad. This is nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640017
I came to this thread from MGU long ago.
I remember well the retarded way they post there.
And so I can tell you, with absolute certainty...
Yes. That is the brand of retardation you are witnessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640010
>femdom

More like "duuuh, I want a cute slut to do things for me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640012
Not a maledomfag but you and your princess carry bullshit can go to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640015
That's just because they fucking kill you afterwards, and everyone knows 90% of MGQ is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640019
>"is it related" guy
Who?

>>12640020
Does it get better, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640010
>caring about polls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640027

Not really. Our only hope is Janet pushing a ban request up to the mods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640008
I've been recently trying to concentrate myself on making this shit with my fucking ADHD.

Maybe getting that tablet will help me not be frustrated by drawing with a mouse.
On Paint.
Which reminds me I need a proper drawing software.
And to practice my drawing skills in general.
And a job.
And meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640024
Not him but you should listen to Donte and Fuck Yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640027
Some faggot who came into every thread asking if x thing was /a/ related. Everything had to be approved by him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640012
Thanks for posting the drawfag who's responsible for putting that fucking manticore in her place and cramming her pussies full of vibrators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640024
What do you have against being tightly held by a woman who loves you?

Who the hell feels so strongly about these things anyway? Can't anons just masturbate to whatever they find hot and other anons respect their wish?

As long as we all hate futa then there's nothing to fight about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640033
FUCK YOU sissy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640035

> The angry faggot likes .Less and Bob

Why am I not surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640038
>Can't anons just masturbate to whatever they find hot and other anons respect their wish?


This guy does push that shit a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639999
I mean irl. Many States in the US still don't allow abortion. We could always move if need be.
>I was the one abandoned
No, she was violated with out her permission nor consent. If anything, your anger is misplace and should be directed at whomever did it to her. In the mean time, you should help her and stay by her side because she's will be going through a difficult time.
Either way, lets stop this. I feel bad thinking about some one violating my wolfu with out her consent.
>>12639947
Yes. You awoo~ together.
>>12640010
Not the guys you're arguing with, but I like being the dom. Something about making your waifu make sound with the power of your dick gets me wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640033
Emotionless girls are olev when they're physically touchy and show their love in other ways.

It makes me feel warm inside when a kuudere does something loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640027
>Does it get better
Ahahahahahahaha.
No. It only gets worse.

Just pray for the time when MGU-fags aren't around, and we get nice things. Like that lovely Anubis Dancer pic last thread. That was a nice thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640032
Wow I remember that back from like October/November from last year. It's a shame you just decided to lurk. It's like you can't just google some of these basic things maybe some drawfags on the irc could also help. Except for the job and meds part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640038
We need a common enemy. One which will draw the ire of literally every poster in this thread, and unite them in their hate.

Like a yangire futa matango who lactates banana milkshake.

Nobody here likes that, right?

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>>12640038
Nothing.

The problem is that you think it's actually a dominant gesture, when really you're just making her carry you when you're too lazy to walk.

There's pretty much nothing a MG slut could do that would be in any way dom, that's just the nature of yhe setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639776
Manticore
Manticore
Her yan switch or dom
Mantango or roper
I dislike the negative attitude held towards them due to their popularity and the shitposting once upon a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640049
No, but people like the individual parts that make it up. Except maybe the matango part.

What we need for a common enemy is something that we hate ALL of. A grand collage of all things universally hated.

Scat and NTR could be two such ingredients. Nobody likes those, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640057
I was thinking that even if one or two people liked one aspect, the other aspects would make them hate it. A total exclusion using AND logic, rather than OR logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640049
>>12640057
That's fucking pointless because no one feels threatened by matangofags or futafags encroaching on their precious threads, they know everyone else hates them too.

And there seems to be many people who don't mind NTR, just look at the succuslut defenders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640050
I've never cared about it being dom or sub or whatever.

I just think it would be a really cute thing for a strong girl to pick up her husband and walk away without giving him the chance to reply or protest.

I think it's fine for people to be anything they want in a relationship as long as they enjoy it mutually and do their best to understand their partner's urges and desires.

but in reality

equal>switch>consensual maledom> consensual malesub>sadism

Reverse rape is hot when the girl is a yandere and is deeply in love with her target

Reverse rape is not hot when it's done in a "I'm using you" kind of way, that's bad.

Rape is never hot. Men shouldn't rape anybody if they don't plan on marrying them later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640042
No anon, I meant abandoned in real life.

Anyway, I wouldn't stay with a girl who got raped and didn't get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640061
>reverse rape
What? Rape is rape. There is no 'reverse,' unless you're one of those shitheels that thinks a woman can't rape a man.

Anyways, I want to be dominated by a manticore and made into her plaything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640059
Your second sentence is worded in just the right way that I can't tell if you're talking about everybody who likes succubi with a derogatory term, or that one particular person who kept insisting that there couldn't be such a thing as a monogamous succubus.
Which one are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640068
Fuck off faggot. You can't rape the willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640068
Of course rape is rape.

but it's easier to say reverse rape than say female on male rape.

Try not to turn this into a social issue and just enjoy it when a manticore holds you down and staples your legs with her venom laced spikes before raping you into loving her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640068
First "cuck", now "shitheels".
Even if you're different people, I'm senseing a pattern here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640061
>I've never cared about it being dom or sub or whatever.
Agree

>I just think it would be a really cute thing for a strong girl to pick up her husband and walk away without giving him the chance to reply or protest.

Cute, I guess. Wanted, nah.

>I think it's fine for people to be anything they want in a relationship as long as they enjoy it mutually and do their best to understand their partner's urges and desires.

Agreed.


>Reverse rape is hot when the girl is a yandere and is deeply in love with her target

Reverse rape is hot, period.

>Reverse rape is not hot when it's done in a "I'm using you" kind of way, that's bad.

I'm using you to get off, or I'm using you for mu own purposes? Yes to the former, no to the latter.

>Rape is never hot. Men shouldn't rape anybody if they don't plan on marrying them later.

Now you're just talking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640061
>Reverse rape is hot
>Reverse rape
>Rape is never hot.

That's quite sexist from you anon, and we're in a fucking Monstergirl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640065
Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.

Either way, if she still didn't want to give it up, I would still support her. There's no way I would abandon her. I would still tell her that she has another option, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640072
Anon you're really making me wistful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640061
>Not wanting to rape the shit out of a manticore, her begging for you not to steal her virginity away and ruin every fucking one of her holes, while yanking on her fucking tail as she screams in ecstasy for you to fuck her harder and make her your living onahole slave

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640061
>Men shouldn't rape anybody if they don't plan on marrying them later.

That sounds like some Old Testament shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639776

I'd say it's a tie between a Holstaurus and Lamias.
I don't have one yet
Gentle loving and cuddling I guess?
There's not too many that I dislike but I don't care much for undead types.
Nothing in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640072
You could just say 'rape.' No need for 'reverse.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640082
>these fantasies

Disgusting.

Also trying to dom a top tier MG who doesn't want it is like trying to headbutt a minivan coming at you at highway speeds and expecting to win.

[Anonymous No.]

> people still thinking men can be raped

I want KC dickriders to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640082
Eww.
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640075
It's more than anything the purpose of the rape itself that determines whether I get off to it.

Rape that is purely physical is terrible, using somebody else to get off is a terrible abuse of their rights as a human being.

Raping somebody because you're emotionally attached and can't bear to let them go is incredibly hot and it fires my heartboner sensors into overdrive.

I'd like normal rape a lot more if the majority of rape doujins had to do with men who are in love but are terrible at confessing or expressing rather than "I'm a shady character who does bad things arharhar!"

I just want to live in a world where it's acceptable for a girl to rape her sweetheart as a way of confessing.

If we all stopped talking and bullshitting one another, and instead raped our emotions into each other's bodies; I think this world would be a better place.

Loving rape>Yandere rape>Jealous rape>Fear rape>Nostalgia rape>Makeup rape>Insane rape>normal rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640088
There are ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640088
You must be the truest beta bitch if you can't see how fucking easy it is to make a manticore your bitch.

They literally beg for dickings, have a an extra orifice if you get tired of using the other ones, how could you fuck this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640096
Maybe for an ogre or something that gets off on being dommed. After all if you fail to do so then you become a punching bag.

How much worse for something that doesn't appreciate it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640094
I see the problem, you're thinking with your heart instead of your dick. Stop that. Welcome to liking rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640090
>says the lazyfag

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640098
They dont beg for dickings, they take what they want, which is a dicking. Boner venom and an purpose built organ and their ferocious personality all agree with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640088
If a man can suplex a ghost train, then it might be possible to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640101
>lazyfag

Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640099
Isn't there a vegetable that makes you so sensitive you can't even bear to wear clothes? Feed her that, rape, end of story. There's also the natural weaknesses of each species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640101
>If you don't want to dom you're lazy

The amount of ignorance in this post is astounding.

[Anonymous No.]

Bob please post more futa. It'd actually improve thread quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640106
>Isn't there a vegetable that makes you so sensitive you can't even bear to wear clothes?
I don't remember any of the plants and edibles discussed in MGE. Does it have a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>Women cannot rape men.
>Men cannot rape Monster girls.
How sad and boring lives you must live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640106
Even if they enjoyed it, I doubt the high would last long and you'd be cut to ribbons shortly after.

Or maybe they wanted it after all, this is KC land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640102
>t-they take what they w-want!

You're making it sound all impressive when I could give her more than enough dickings to last a slut's lifetime.

The "ferocious" personality isn't something a good dicking can't fix, until she knows her place.

The boner venom is helpful when I get tired of fucking her, it's genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640109

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640113
I like how you can't actually dispute this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640115
I like how creative you are at twisting my intentions.

Something, something, maledoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639518
>Hey there, I assume that by your entry you're the new exchange? Little earlier than I was told. Oh well, it's lovely to meet you, and this is probably a good chance to let you know that I highly value both punctuality and knocking. Heh. Well, there's nothing to break the ice quite like being caught with your pants down, so make yourself at home. If you'd like a coffee I keep it in the cupboard to the left of the fridge, just give me a few moments to finish up here and I'll be out.

H-how did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640115
>implying she cares if you comply
>implying she wants you to comply

You're gonna get socked until you're crying, then she'll rape you.

Maledom fags are truly the most delusional in a land of delusion.

[Anonymous No.]

For better or for worse, the doms and the subs need each other, they balance the threads. When things are getting too limp and get too sub happy and thread alp territory, the maledomfags inject some testosterone into the threads. When things are getting too normal, femdomfags remind us that a girl riding you ragged while you try to resist to no avail, is one of the main things that make MGs hot.

Variety gentlemen, is what makes life fun.

[Anonymous No.]

So Janny's just going to ban everyone who posts in this thread, right?
Then, when all the Brits and Americans wake up, they'll come back to a deserted thread, and start posting all the good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640123
This guy understands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640124

You know I wonder - If Janet is a kikimora, what's the mod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640123
#BeheadThoseWhoInsultFemdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640120
>I'm going to steal all this free stuff and I don't care if you don't comply!

WHOA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640112
I don't remember it right now, It was mentioned last thread though. Might be in the wikia.

>>12640114
>what are aphrodisiacs

Monstergirls like to have sex for hours, you really think they're gonna go for pussy "drugs?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640123
>being rational

No anon, We cant handle the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640123
You're a fucking faggot. The femdom shit just leaks through when no one's looking, like that bitchboy poster. There's no "balancing" involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640134
And it's hardly "normal" to want to make a MG your slobbering cockslave, I see your anxious to justify subfags but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640123
>>12640133
We're not ready for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640109
You sound like you need a bat to the C3 and C4 vertebrae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640123
Switchfags are truly the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640145
>Not liking to tousle for dominance in bed with your MG, the back-and-forth encouraging you both to pleasure each other far more than if one of you was purely dominant, and the other purely submissive.

No, you a worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this fighting
Why can't we all be friends?
Good night. see you guys in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639757
>It's also pretty beta to raise someone else's child,

I heave a giant sigh, watching my stepdaughter storm out of the room for the umpteenth time this week. I wasn't ready for this, you wanker. Lither arms wrap themselves about my waist, and reflexively I lean back to rub my wife's long elven ears.

"Thank you." She whispers, fists clutching my shirt like she were afraid I'd just up and leave. I had no obligation to raise some one else's family. Or so she thought. The sigh erupts again, like weighted bellows, the motion comes often to me these days. "It's alright." I smile faintly, "I just imagined what he would have said in this situation." Silence descends on the intimate scene, and the memory of that day rises again. It's raining, the droplets carry the scent of smoke and harsh flames make the air laden with moisure. The man I loved as a brother was laying in my arms, colour slowly fading from his body as the plague ravishes his being. A zombie-ghoul hybrid ambushed us as we fought back tides of the undead, in an effort to put an end to the lich plaguing the countryside as of late. Our swords were heavy with blood and out shoulders shook with exhaustion. And yet he stood. There was gloom in the air and yet it did not touch him. My kin, dear to me, fastened to my soul with bonds of blood sweat, tears and steel. As she leapt for my throat, he thrust himself between us, taking the blow head on. A head taller than me, she merely latched onto his shoulder. Fear and hope flash through her watery eyes as he takes her head in his giant hands and lifts her, bodily. Just a warrior, from the country side. Had never been trained in the ways of the light, and yet with an unfathomable sadness in his eyes, he places his forehead to the ghoul's and lets her know that it's time to rest. A holy light collects around them both as he purges the girl's soul from her curse addled body.

That scene would always remain seared into my mind. As would the one that came after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640149
You're just a domfag in denial, by fantasizing about losing you're "ceding" control to her so you don't have to work so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640128
>>12640133
>>12640138
You should use your powers for good more often guys.

>>12640134
Look man, I'm a dom at heart, but there's a girl for most everyone. Subs have manticores, vanilla lamia, arachnee, jorogumo, amazons and the like. Doms have hosltaurus, weresheep, ryu, wererabbit, kikimora and so forth. Guys who like challenges have ogre, oni, salamander, lizardman, werewolves and so on. And KC himself said these descriptions are generalizations, there's no reason a rapetrain undine can't exist, same as a shy deredere girtablilu can't exist. Please see reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640145
But I'm not a switch, we all make up the thread is my point. We are all important. Well, most of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640159
Keep saying such hilariously erroneous things anon, please.

Your faggotry amuses me greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640160
I'm glad to see there's other doms in this thread that aren't whiny assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640160
I dont even know where to start. But, thank you for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640166
>>12640160
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639975
OI, WAKE UP YA LAZY COW YA GOT WORK TO DO

[Anonymous No.]

Once again Janet is the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640159
This sounds more and more like some sort of crazy zealot preaching.

>>12640149
It truly is the best. With a single shift of her arm she could completely pin you to the bed, but you carry on wrestling with her anyway. You maybe more in earnest than her, just groping to find a weak point you can prod or tickle to gain the upper hand.
Either she scores the victory with her teeth at your throat, you end up with her in a pin, or you both throw pretense to the wind and screw each others' brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640156
The rain battered at our plate armour as we lay there in rest. The man in my arms shakes a little as he laughs. "Funny, isn't it. How weakness rears its head at the worst times. I wanted to go out like a hero, too. But I'm scared, brother. It's not that I don't feel ready to die. I feel strangely at piece, you know. but there are still things for me to protect." The rain mingles with the sweat and tears on my face, maskign it in a simple, wet anguish. "What are you bitching about?" I force a smile to my face, and thump his chest with my fist. "You're protected more than enough. And what's with this finality?" Our eyes meet, "We will meet again, in Valhal." He laughs, "That we will," a flash of seriousness touches on his words, "But not too soon, yeah? You're still decades to early to beat me in a drinking contest and I refuse to meet you until you can drink me under the table." We both laugh weakly for a moment, but his breathing becomes more laboured. "My family. Look after them, please. I know I have no right to ask this of you but-" "It will be done," I interrupt. He smiles weakly up at me, one last time. "You are a good brother, and a strong man. treat them well." His limbs fall slack and I can do nothing but sit there as the battle rages around us. I remember sitting for an eternity until undeath begins to spread into his body. that rouses and anger I'd not since felt. I stand about the corpse of my friend and sever the head from the neck.

I still remember the day I returned to his family. Alone. But, before his homestead, it was as though I felt his hand on my shoulder, a gentle reassurance 'I am more than prepared to kick the shit out of you from beyond the grave,' I steeled myself, and look forward to a future where I can proudly meet my brother. His family, in tow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640173
Truly the best love.

[Anonymous No.]

I like shiroehbis because they're cute and loving.

Purple shirohebis are cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640177
Purple shirohebis? How exoti- hey wait a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640177
Would you be childhood friends with...
>Ryu & Shirohebi?
>Shirohebi & Apophis?
>Apophis & Pharaoh?
>or Pharaoh & Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640179
I'd rather just Anubis, but if she insists on hanging out with a Pharaoh, I'd follow her and do so.

Huh, and just like that, a strange story idea...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640179
>>Shirohebi & Apophis

You get one of them on each arm to act like your morality and conscience.

>You shouldn't cheat on the exam Anon. Why don't you come to my house later and we can study... A-Alone.

>Why bother studying when we both know that we could be spending that time playing around? Your shirohebi friend can always let you copy off of her, right?

The shirohebi can be the obsessive yandere and the apophis can be the possessive yandere.

In the end you marry the shirohebi but get raped by the apophis who forces you to become her secret lover so that she won't end up alone and pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640182
>In the end you marry the shirohebi but get raped by the apophis who forces you to become her secret lover so that she won't end up alone and pathetic.
B-But anon, that's NTR.
Even bigamy is better than NTR, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640182
So this end, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640182
>secret lover so that she won't end up alone and pathetic.
Sure, if you are a dishonest faggot. Why not just mediate and get them both to accept one another in the relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640190
I don't think you understand how yandere works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640188
Unlikely
>Also, they have an extremely jealous side. They hate it when their husband comes into contact with another woman. If their husband is meeting in secret with a human woman or another monster, or cheating on them, then they become consumed with jealousy. After bearing through the anger peacefully, they seek to pour their mass of demonic energy into their husband. In contradiction to their watery nature, the mass of demonic energy born from their jealousy appears almost like raging flames.

Once implanted in the man’s body, the flames of jealously ignite his body and soul from the inside, causing him to be overwhelmed with a maddening lust for her body. The urges brought on by the raging flames within the man cannot be satisfied by any female but her.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Janet, you forgot >>12640116

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640190
Best end, right here.
Acquire both snakes, double the love.
>Obsessive Shirohebi who lives and breathes you and only you
>And Possessive Apophis who treasures you above all else, making sure that anybody who tries to harm you, dies
>Both of them willing to share you because of the close-knitted friendship the three of you shared since childhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640156
>>12640175
Goddamnit anon that's not fair. Those are not the circumstances we were discussing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640194
That sounds like the best NTR-proof device an MG could have.
But at the same time, the most broken NTR tool of all.

Let's hope no hirohebi uses that power for evil.

[Anonymous No.]

We should get Janet a fruit basket or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640195
anon pls

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pondering if I should try to do a greentext based on the idea I just had. Never tried doing such a thing before.

Maybe best to just save it on my notepad of ideas, and try to do a fic of it sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640206
Begone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640204
What do you even buy as a gift for a maid? A new feather duster? One of those nice white hats? A green card?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640206
Girl Cheshire is still best Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640207
Tells us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640202
I -know right, how b-beta. Heh. eh.
>Raising another man's family
W-what a faggot. Surely the only way is to now dick the daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640207
>I'm pondering if I should try to do a greentext based on the idea I just had.
Only if it's a few posts long. Other than that it's best to man up and go full prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640206
>Not posting the non lewd version to deceive people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640210
You blindfold her and tell her that you're leading her somewhere very special.

When you're finally ready you unfold it and let her see her present

Your dirty house with the floors covered in dry spunk and literally no hygiene or sense of dignity.

That's when you get down on one knee and ask janet if she wants to be your personal maid.

I wish I had a yandere maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640210
Nipple and clit clamps and skintight bodysuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640216
That's the best part.
When you post the non-futa version and then people open the document and think,
>"Oh! This faggot posting his futa again."
Only to have the tables turned when she smiles and there's no erection.

I cheated you. I cheated you, and you didn't even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640214
No, man. I am a fierce defender of dicking the daughteru, but dicking your bro's daughtetu, come the fuck on.

Unless, "take care of my family" means free reign. I don't know if I could dick my bro's wife. Man gave his life for me. I don't know, I just don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640215
Well, I'd probably wind up going full-prose later on anyway. Probably. Assuming I write anything at all.

>>12640213
Basically going off of what I was mumbling about here. >>12640181
>Have Anubis childhood friend.
>She insists that you both hang out with a Pharaoh whom she's also friends with.
>You'd rather just spend time with her, but she really likes 'serving' a Pharaoh.
>Grow up together as a trio.
>Get to teenage years, Pharaoh reveals that she has developed feelings for you over the years.
>You're unsure, still having feelings for the Anubis, but Anubis she seems supportive, and who turns down a Pharaoh?
>But is she really as okay with it as she seems?
>What will she do when Pharaoh takes you to her bedchambers?

Something like that. Actually, that's probably as far as I'll go with greentext. Think I'd prefer to write it out and pastebin it if I go any further with the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640224
Shh, It' alright, anon. That was the point. And in my mind the guy relieved himself on women about the down, rarely and didn't dick his brother's wife or child. Good thing his bro married an elf and not some lusting rapebeast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640225
I'd like to see it, but pastebin, as you say, take your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640228
But what if, he married the daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640225
I really like thid premise, please do expand on it in prose, pastebinned obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640218
>That house
You're gonna get put in shape even if it almost kills you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639116
I'm here now. Do you mean putting an empty line between paragraphs? I can do that, no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Hroz thick succubus?

Hey it's even a different shota. Granted it looks like just a hair color change. But what else can you expect from the King of Vanilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640233
I actually through about this twist, but in my mind the age gap seemed too much. And a kind of grey aria. It might have been okay under difference circumstances, but when your bro asks you to look after his family, and you take advantage of your position as a surrogate father, take advantage of that close and trusted position to merely bust a nut. I dunno. Seems real skummy. If I were in that position, I'd stick around untill the daughter is old enough to fend for herself, and then I'd be on my way. And I'd encourage the wife to look elsewhere for love. I mean, imagine meeting him in the afterlike, and the first thing you did was fuck his wife and daughter. How do you face the man that gave his life for you?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure I tl'ed the middle line wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640224
>dicking your bro's daughtetu
Is this somehow worse than dicking your sis' daughteru? 'Cause I'd do that in a heartbeat if I thought I could get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640003
Best succubutt
One of the best and HNNGGest smiles in hentai
12/10
And I say it as succuslut hater

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640258
They are not the same anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640224
>He shudders violently as the blood forms into a pool beneath him. Your arms reach under him to pull him up.
>Each motion drives him into a fit of coughing as the seconds before the ambulance arrive stretch infinitely long
>Blood gleams on the corner of his lips as he forces a brave smile and grabs your shirt. His voice is a whisper fading fast into darkness.
>"Promise me... P-Promise me you'll take care of Ellie..." He nods shakily as you swear that you'll look after his lamia wife.
>For a second he look relieved by this before furrowing his brow and lifting himself until only an inch separates your ear from his cold shuddering lips.
>"Please... fuck my waifu..." His final breath forms the words before dissipating into nothingness. His entire body gives out at once and his shaking ends.
>You grit your teeth and nod even long after his life has ended. His still warm corpse goes cold in your arms until you're pulled off by the medics trying to pry him away.
>"One box of condoms please." You scowl at the cashier while thinking on how to break the news to the pregnant lamia.

A true bro lets you fuck his wife after he dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640264
God will smite you if you don't dick the widowu, just see what happened to Onan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640264
Well, this time he did give his consent, but what about falling in love with her? I s that allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>Walking through meadow
>See this

What do you do?
What do you say to impress her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640278
>What do you do?
A 360 before moonwalking away.
A flat plant is as good as a rose that will never bloom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640278
Irrumate.
Say hi and put it in as she opens her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640281
>>12640278

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640286
The ass is fat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640278
I was going to say I'd fertilize her, but then I realized that would imply scat, and I doubt either of us would be into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640254
Damn pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640292
Isn't that definition fertilizing the soil though, rather than the plant itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640301
In any case, the smell is manure and the dripping is manure.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, excuse me! I'm on a quest to seek more of this rare human delicacy! Can you guide me? The Fairy Queen promises a handsome reward for any mortal who helps me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640304
You 're no fairy, look at your horns! What do you really want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640307
Umm... trick or treat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640307
I bet she wants to pour molten chocolate all over your dick, wait for it to harden and chomp away. Those are the depraved eyes of a CBT enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640313
I rather warm chocolate all over her breasts, and then lick, bite and suckle it off as it hardens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640307
She is a big girl, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

Is everyone watching Shingeki no Bahamut? Cute Demon Girl being adorably dorky in human society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640317
I am and it's now making me sad that I didn't jump all over http://myfigurecollection.net/item/166693 when it came out due to not being familiar with any material she was in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640318
>item/166693
>666
What a coinky-dinky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640313
Anon, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640321
He's a changeling, that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640304
Sure thing. Please help yourself, it's over at the larder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640321
It's a win-win for her. She can do candle torture AND get a tasty treat at the same time. His screams ringing in her ears make the bitter, dark chocolate that much sweeter. His pained moans as the chocolate slowly melts in her mouth, his yelps as she bites through the skin, his cries of despair as she peels off the little chocolate shards from his sensitive, damaged skin...
This sounds like a job for you-know-who~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640328
>it was Loli-Oni trick or treating all along
Oh fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640330
Valentine's day chocolate-themed double feature coming soonish~

[Anonymous No.]

>As your wolfu finishes the last of her preparations of tonight's dinner signaled her by washing her hands, you sneak up behind her using all the stealth you used to take down the deer that she was cooking.
>Suddenly you pounce on her with the swiftness of a predator ambushing his prey.
>Alerted and sensing that you were there, she starts to turn towards you.
>She throws out her arm to stop you, not knowing what exactly whats going on.
>You duck and sidestep, positioning behind her and you subdue her by wrapping your arms around her waist and her other non out stretched arm.
>She yelps in fear, asking how did you manage to sneak up on her, not realizing the deer you brought in died to a single knife wound.
>You lift her up from behind and walk her to the living room of your little house in the woods.
>You sit down on your couch, sitting her on your lap.
>The hair on her tail is still standing on end, her ears perked up and her eyes trying to look back at yours, trying to make sense of it all.
>You lean forward and whisper in her ear, "Relax, for the rest of the night, I'll take care of you."
>Her tail twitches a bit from the your words and she seems to loosen up as you start to kiss her neck.
>Not want her to get up and leave, you still hold her in place, kissing her neck and check while you pet her tail and fondle her modest breasts.
>Finally relaxed, she leans back and presses on to your chest and you loosen your hold on her so you can kiss her on the lips.
(cont.)
This is what happens when you can't sleep and rigorously fap through out the day.
>>12640278
Take her home. I guess I can convince the wife to eat some salad tonight.
>>12640304
No chocolate allowed in the house, sorry. It gets the wife sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640335
>double feature
Are you going to bully a Dragon again? Just be a good boy and give the chocolate to a nice Dark Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640278
Ew
Flowerpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640317
>2014
>watching anime
Anon pls
You are embarrassing yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640338
>No chocolate allowed in the house, sorry. It gets the wife sick.
>Not secretly feeding your wolfu chocolate chili chicken every now and then to get to nurse her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640341
>bully a Dragon
Who, me? Perish the thought, she's going to make chocolates for Valentines with a cute friend of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640248
Pretty sure Hroz is incapable of anything but thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640353
He did that loli succubus once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639884
Filthy xeno scum.

[Anonymous No.]

A mother and daughter wolf followers of Amaterasu show up at your door selling cookies for charity! What kinds do you get? Or do you not buy any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640365
3 boxes of thin mints
2 boxes of tag-a-longs
and a box each of the caramel delites and toffee-tastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640338
>You can feel her tail wag and brush against your stomach.
>You can feel her chest rise and her breath against your cheek.
>You lift her shirt up and over her head tries to move to face you.
>You stop her by putting your arm around her waist and say "remember, I'm taking care of you tonight."
>You reposition her, facing her away from you, you lean back and lay down on the sofa, pulling her down with you so she'
s laying on top.
>With your hand, you begin to tease her groin from atop her pants.
>Slowly you slip your hand in and under her panties.
>With gentle motions, you tease her little bean with little circles and long strokes and alternate with playful pinches .
>Her legs stretch out, her head presses against your chest and she begins to whimper like a pup.
>You feel her moisten up and you feel her every twitch.
>With your cock throbbing and pressing against her rump, she begins to grind her tail against it as you rub her.
>You slip your first finer in, and a few minutes later, you slip in another after some working of her walls.
>Her moans fill the evening and any sound of birds and insects are drowned out from her voice.
>In between gasp, she says 'please,' please.'
>You move her to the side and stand up to pull her pants and underwear off in one go.
>She covers herself up, embarrassed at how aroused you have gotten her.
(cont)
Had to fap a bit to my own imagination, sorry!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you prefer a mage or knight MG to help you out with your adventurin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640391
A tank to compliment myself as mage.
Maybe even a third-wheel rouge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640403
You better not be that necromancer that keeps coming here.

[Anonymous No.]

Thunderbird deserves more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640407
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640411
I'd like her more if her shocks were actually agonizingly painful instead of magically pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640373
>You move and grab her by the knees.
>She opens up on her own and slowly uncovering herself.
>You go down on her and she yelps to the feeling of your tongue on her clit for the first time.
>You get your first taste of her, despite only living with her for a few weeks.
>She claws at your scalp and her own breast, whining to your work.
>You undo your trousers with one hand as you lick and work her with your other.
>You raise yourself up and show her your erect member, showing her all of your glory.
>She bends her knees in excitement of how big you are yet she looks a bit concerned, perhaps doubting it would fit.
>You tease her for a few more seconds before you start pressing your head on her bloodied, yet willing opening.
>You lower yourself and kiss her and genitally thrust in.
>She inhales as you go in, eye clinched and legs outstretched, taking you all in.
>As you pull out for another thrust, she claws and stretches your back, drawing long beads of blood and even biting your neck at one point, do to the pleasure you're giving her.
>Unphased by the pain, you continue to thrust in and out, feeling her bushy tail erratically wag up and down, left to right, hitting yu between your thighs.
>She moans and whimpers, she yelps and even growls as you pump her.
>You motion so you can sit down and as you do, you guide her back to the first position you had her in.
>Now, with cock erect under her, you press it in to opening again.
>This time you left up on of her legs and thrust in, working her from below.
>Kissing and nibbling her neck this time and some licking of the sweat off of her back, you give her no time to savor the feeling.
>You thrust harder and harder, her tail tickiling your chin and neck.
(cont.)
Anyone reading this or should I stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640415
I'd prefer a mix of pain and pleasure myself. Nothing too agonizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640370
>Thanks mistah! Now we can help feed poor wabbit girls that don't have enuff clovahs to eat!

[Anonymous No.]

Your Anubis waifu has become obsessed with Kpop due to her habits of playing SC2 non-stop. As a result she often parades around the house in an outfit and uses her staff as a microphone. And sings horribly out of key in a language she doesn't know.

How do you curb her dreadful habit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640419
Buy her some new lego sets.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Bob get some kind of weird paw fetish or why has he written so many pawjobs in his shit lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640411
Well, she got a Dakimakura at least?
And a fair amount of other fanart when she first came out. Shame that her popularity was very "Flavor of the month", with loads of stuff when she was new, but no lasting creative interest.

It's a real shame, she's honestly my favorite kind of harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640426
Do you like her just for her design, or for her personality and "gimmick"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640407
Oh, I assure you I am no necromancer of cheap tricks. My services aren't exactly the cheapest after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640419
Encourage singing lessons.
>inb4 she gets offended that I don't think her voice is good enough already.
Tell her that the lessons would enhance her already lyrical voice.

Either the lessons cause her singing to even out, or cause her to give up on the habit. Win win either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640429
Anondalf please.

[Anonymous No.]

shirobei and ryu

Love the trick question there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640425
What, are you saying you don't like fluffy paws?

[Anonymous No.]

So is Mamma Miia the craftiest Monster Girl villain of all time so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640365
Lots of those awesome coconut ones that you can never remember the name of

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640419
That staff of hers looks phallic.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a single picture of yeti hugs? I can't think of any, which is odd since it's her main appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640428
All of the above?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640391
Mage, I already have two tanks in my Dwarfbro and Orcbro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640442
Best eyes, best outfit

That's about it.

Communal husband........

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640365
I'm not well versed in cookies, what kinds are there?
>>12640451
Crafty villain I say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640447
That's what I wanted to hear.
Monster girl administered e-stim is kind of hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640416
Typing this left handed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640442
Momma Miia is best girl

Miia and her mother is best route

[Anonymous No.]

Is yukmei marry considered an MG?

Technically she is from the dream world, so i am not sure if she counts.

I noticed that too
Best childhood friends
Ryu and shriobei

[Anonymous No.]

What would a monster girl do if her husbando had a fetish she can't satisfy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640454
Agreed. Yes. Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640463
She'd find someone who could and make them a third partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640453
Thin mints, tag-alongs, caramel delites, toffee-tastic, coconut crispies, mandrake rooties, sun biscuits, and hathor chocolatines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640467
Caramel it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638756

>>12639026
>>12639062
>>12639086
>>12639161
>>12639180
>>12639316
>>12639435

I always miss the fun stuff!
Who would you take?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640463
Depends, they could hire a Lich to help out but that's risky. Most likely they'd need to improvise or talk about it like adults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640465
I have heard of this Nightmare that wants to open a shop , mebbe she can help with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640473
>Who would you take?
Janet sent me, now where's my dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640463
Would depend on the monster girl. Something like a dragon wouldn't care much if her guy had, say, a foot fetish she couldn't cater to, but something like a Holstaurus or Yeti would probably feel quite sad about no being able to please their beloved in his favorite ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640475
And expensive.
Seriously, Liches offer so much, and their services are in such demand, they can pretty well charge whatever they damn well please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640486
What'd be stopping a dragon or yeti from doing feet-related things? Holsty is the only one out of those you'd be kind of SOL with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640486
>Dragon
>Unable to cater to foot fetish
>Not transferring attraction to dem magnificent claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640486

Poor poor little airel the mermaid, she loved her new husband with a passion, and fulfilled his every desires as best as she could.
.
Except for one.
.
.
He liked doing anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640493
Maybe with the kind of dragon girl that has mostly normal hands and feet
Definitely not this kind though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640501
Well, to each their own then.
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640411

agreed. are there any stories with them? havent seen any in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640442
You mean the same-facest clone mom ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640506
I fail to see how these two things are mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640416
Yes, please continue. I'm surprised that everyone else seems to just be ignoring this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640501
Why not? Dem claws are sexy. MGE dragons are even specially designed with those kinds of desires in mind, with palms and soles that are soft and comfortable to the touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640501
I want to do this to her scaly tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640504
Would you let a dragon girl give you a footjob?

[Anonymous No.]

Do not view the image til after reading the text

"Oho, You evil human!"
"Stop right there!
"I will prevent you from going any further, and i have just the spell to make you not want to fight!
She starts gesturing and calling forth magical energies.
"This spell will remove all of your armor!"

KYAAAAAAA.......

Why the shirobei vs human war lasted less than 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640522
Naked Snake, huh? MREOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640522
>literal Whitesnake
Very Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640522
Could you just see the faces of the marines that were there, as she runs away crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640531


i see you snake in a basket, and raise the cuteness stakes

WARNING: daw factor 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640535
I'm upping the ante more still, with Harpy's first tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640535
Please stop posting photos of my daughteru, you weirdo. Are you stalking her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640456
Me too.
>>12640416
>She climaxes before you do, showering the small table with her juices.
>Not satisfied until you showed her your love, you continue to thrust, giving her no quarter or rest.
>She tries to speak, but only moans and yelp escape her mouth.
>"Mmm~! Please- AH! Oh please~!"
>She lightly convulses, every thrust make her whole body clinch.
>Every other thrust, she throws her head back as if she's trying to howl, yet only moans and gasps escape her mouth.
>and with every opportunity, you nibble on her cute, perky ears.
>Feeling your turn is coming, you quickly reposition yourself so the both of you are now on your sides.
>You pull out as you try to stand, but as you move, you come all over the back of her thigh, check and even tail.
>She touches your jizz and looks at it, feeling it between her fingers and amazed how much came out.
>She then covers herself again, holding her groin like a man who got kicked in the same region.
>"Too hard! You were too ruff!"
>Feeling like an ass, you start to comfort her, hugging and kissing her.
>She kisses you back, with arm now wrapped around your back and neck and her now sticky tail wagging.
>And suddenly, her ears perk up.
>"Dinner's cold now! Now we have to reheat it! Oh the place's a mess too." As she motion at the table she just squirted on.
>And with out missing a beat, you take your fingers and scoop up a sample of her ejaculation into your mouth and say "Well, at least I was able to have some of you."
>Blushing and embarrassed, she grabs your hand, trying to get you to stop from savoring her fluids.
>"Get dressed. Lets go eat now."
>She slowly puts on her clothes, and sorely, she limps back into the kitchen, still clutching her crotch.
>Later that night and for the rest of the week, she didn't dare turning her back on you, even to spoon.
>Yet, when she did lower her guard, you struck again.
Done. I suck at dialog as you can see. Hopefully now I can sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

This is now a cute daughteru thread

[Anonymous No.]

>"Too hard! You were too ruff!"

ruff ruff ruff

little pun there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640546
Yeah, seeing as how it's spelt rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640493
>>12640504
What about a Jabberwock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640545
Daddy! I'm learning Fluff-fu now! I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640545
>cute daughteru
Loli Pharaoh when!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640554

12 years later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640553
Are those red claws like the dragon girl version of painted nails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640559
>OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE QUEEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640544
Thanks for the story! Hell of a lot better than anything I could ever write, and it didn't end in futa! 10/10!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640546
Yep. I changed it at the last second. I thought it would be cute.
>>12640563
I'm not a fan of futa. Never was. It's either full on yuri or vanilla het for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640544
It was better than Cats, I will see it again and again.


I just realized i have no cute mg child pics .

So lets pretend I posted a cute fox girl or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640570
I have cute and lewd. Hopefully not too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640562
>Be prepaaaaaaaarrrrreedd! Hssssssssss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640574
>The hyenas are now all Khepri
Because we don't have Hyena Girls. Because if we did, they'd have pseudopenises, and that is not okay. Is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640517
YES.

>>12640553
Also good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640577
>he doesn't want to dock with a pseudopenis
Look at him and laugh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640577
It's only one species of hyena that are like that, the are normal
But khepri work fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640577

I'd stick it in her pseudopenis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640583
the rest are normal*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640577

>Only one species of hyena has that
>It not even one of the two species of the hyena type genus

Biology knowledge of ten year olds in here again.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a drawfag draw Pharaoh and Ophy jumping around on elevared blocks like Qbert? Complete with Ophy using her tail as a spring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640588
>only one Cheshire is a futa
>people still act like they all do
I never said all hyenas have pseudopenises. I said that if we had Hyena Girl, they would have them. Do you know why? Because we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640580
What do you think it'd feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640593
>they all do
all are*
You get the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

'Nother Rusalka update. It's only an extra 1k words but I want to get myself into the habit of posting updates more regularly and therefore writing more regularly. Not that I plan to flood these threads with small updates.

As always, input is greatly appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night again. Lets see if I can actually sleep this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640602
Nighty night, don't let the Devil Bugs bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640595
Not entirely smooth. The few reptiles I've handled in my life were, contrary to what most seem to believe, very smooth and soft to the touch, but with a very different texture than skin, obviously. I think it'd feel nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640602
Sleep well. Hope you keep your decapitated snake-realdoll grafting monstrosity close at hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640605
Pleasurable in a weird way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640605
Wouldn't the sheer size of her feet make things difficult though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640613
Kind of. Not even sure it'd be that weird per-se. Different, at the very least though.

>>12640614
Maybe. Part of the fun, and challenge though, would be to see just how dextrous she could be with 'em. I'm sure she'd take it as a challenge, a Jabberwock more readily than a vanilla though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640618
So it'd be less appealing for you if she just had "normal" sized feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640621
No? Why would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640623
Since you said the "challenge" would be part of the fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640625
Part of the fun, sure.

And well, just looking at the basic art of the MGE Dragons, they do have rather large claw-feet.

But that doesn't mean that, were I to encounter a dragon girl with claws closer in size to human sized feet, I'd find the prospect of a footjob from her any less appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640627
Oh, okay. No preference either way then. Good, all dragon girls deserve to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640627
>Wyvern gives anon a talonjob
>anon is now Annie and it's all her fault
>and then she cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640629
I'd still do it.
And I'd still love her after, even if there was an...accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640629
>she tries to eat ice cream while crying
>she can't hold a spoon at all, and ends ups dropping the gallon on the ground
>she cries harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640629
>implying she wouldn't be careful enough not to slice your dick off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640628
Even... Wurmzilla?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, guys. I know you guys have quite a few writefags (from what I can tell, at least). Is there maybe room for one more? I've been wanting to contribute some proper OC for a while and I've got a couple ideas floating around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640630
But a guy without a dick is useless to a monster girl. Enjoy getting dumped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12638903
>mildly
Good luck with that, yanderes always cross the borderline of crazy. You wouldn't want a yan MG, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640636
Anyone can be a writefag, whether you become popular or not is another matter entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640636
First off. Don't bother introducing yourself like that. Makes you seem like a complete faggot.

Second, just put your shit in a pastebin and then link it here. If people are interested, they'll read it, and respond. You'll either be torn apart, adored, or at least given some good peer review.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640636
Another can't hurt, so long as your head isn't up your ass with your ego.
What kind of stories would they be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640637
I'm just gonna say this. I like yuri route.
Do not respond to this post. I have no desire to start the usual shitstorm. Just stating my opinion, and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick Jinko abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640644
>throw everything into pastebin so I don't have to read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640651
>Encouraging people to post entire stories of unknown quality in the thread as greentext or some shit.

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640651
Dude, seriously, proper stories go in the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640657
I already know that.
I just hate the guy and his attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640642
>>12640644
Alright, alright, sorry about that.

>>12640647
It was going to be something in the spirit of Halloween, seeing as it's right around the corner. Probably non-lewd. Spidergirl. I won't waste time talking about it and just get started writing. I'll post later on today when I'm less exhausted and have proof-read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640633
>Holy fuck this job is depressing
>Seriously, fuck monstergirls. Why does every single one of them have to be so cute?
>And here I am, an attendant at a mental hospital, having to put up with all this soul-rending depressing shit.
>New arrival today
>A lizard girl.
>She greets me with impeccable manners and we have a supremely enjoyable conversation
>I'm about to ask her where the patient is when I realise
>It's her.
>She's got this empty pit in her soul and it shows clearly through her eyes, a sort of detachment from reality
>Actually looking I can see that her arms aren't just oddly human compared to her legs, they're completely fake. She's got prosthetic arms. This girl was a wyvern.
>I guide her to her room and steel my heart before I read over her file
>She hacked her own arms off one day, having castrated her husband and just generally fucked things up for herself constantly, she snapper and amputated herself with the use of a bandsaw.
>Not to self. Never mention flying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640662
I bet she found out about the hospital via a flier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640661
>spidergirl
Neat. So is this going to be comical, cute, anger inducing, healing, borderline lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640670
Hm? Spiders are allowed again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640670
>>12640671
Would you still fuck a spider girl if her vagina was somewhere on her spider part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640673
I've always assumed their vagina is where the spider's mouth would be, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640671
They were never NOT allowed, unlike fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640670
Well, I have an idea for where it'll go, so I suppose you could say spooky at first. Because again, the spirit of Halloween. From there, it really depends on how it ends up when I write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640673
>It's at the end of her abdomen like on Chimera Bug
Yes. Yes I would. I'd have the reddest, pulsatingest, trembling fearboner and I would gladly watch it slowly disappear into her horrible orifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640673
Sure, and I'd say the same for Girtablilu as well. Did you know Scorpions give live birth? No eggs, so you'll have to take great care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640675
Wouldn't that be somewhere around where it'd be on the human part?

[Anonymous No.]

>Holstaurus being treated as royalties in India.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640675
Me too.
But that's pretty much at the crux of where her 'human' and 'spider' parts meet.
So which does it count as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640677
Regardless of what direction you go in, start out small and simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640680
Roughly.
>>12640682
As being in her Monster Girl part.
>>12640681
Ohohoho! Twin drills ojou Holst when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640684
>Being in her Monster Girl part
Well played sir, well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640675
like this maybe?
http://exhentai.org/s/cd9de65cef/618346-11?nl=1243

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640684
>drills
>ojou
Oy vey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640671
I want to like spidergirls, I really do.
But I'm scared shitless of their lower part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640683
Simple as in plot or simple as in the actual writing? Because admittedly I can get rather wordy sometimes and I feel like that grates on folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640678
>her horrible orifice
How can you say such mean things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640681
>degenerate westerner goes to India with his Holst waifu on holiday
>Look! That infidel is holding hands with the sacret Holst!
>Behead him!
>Holst-chan has to go on a daring adventure to rescue her husband from the savage Indians
Drawfags and/or writefags pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640689
I find their spider halves and especially the legs to be quite beautiful, and even a bit erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640689
But it's such a cute creature...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640690
It certainly grates on me, but take it as you will. If your new you should start small and work your way up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640692
>Indians
>Infidels
You're mixing up Hindus and Muslims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640695
Eh, I'll just do whatever and see how it's met. Thanks for the advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640698
Hindoos kill Muslims and Christians though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640682

A spider's seminal receptacle is near the front of the abdomen.

The real problem with driders and arachne is they're built more like an ant than a spider and turn the cepalothorax into a thorax. Either that or they're all just giant spiders wearing a sexy human torso for a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never help a pregnant Polt go about her day when she has to carry 4-6 pups inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640691
Because I'm emotionally abusive and she cries to herself every night wondering if I'm with her just for the scarysex, but loves me too much to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640695
>your
Fuck, I meant "you're"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640699
That works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640702
But who'd want to fuck a spider girl if the pussy was located there? It being in a more human-like location actually makes sense since it'd be an evolutionary advantage for a spider girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640709
There's a surprising number of doujins with spider girls that rape you with some orifice on their spider part, so at least some people find it hot.
Besides, aren't you supposed to enjoy every part of a monster girl, not just the human ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640702
>they're all just giant spiders wearing a sexy human torso for a hat.
Hah! I knew it, my uneasiness for them is finally justified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640710
>aren't you supposed to enjoy every part of a monster girl, not just the human ones?
says who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640710
>aren't you supposed to enjoy every part of a monster girl
Kinda stupid. I'm not really against the back of the knee, but I'd be slightly off put if that's where vagina was. Just because its there doesn't mean I have to find it erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640710
There are two schools of thoughts on that and they are inherently opposed. One camp will say that's bestiality and not be swayed from it. The other camp will say that the intelligence of the creature means that she is more human than animal mentally so no matter where you appreciate the body of the girl it is not bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640709

Because of where the entire rest of the sexual organs are located. Same reason centaurs have horse pussy.

Actually, the most logical thing is that Arachne have some kind of small hole to stick it in around where the spider mouth parts would have been and then have to scoop out the semen with their hands to impregnate themselves. Kind of like how male spiders have to wipe their semen on their chelicerae and then stuff it in the female's receptacle without getting turned into a snack.

Or you could show them your love and actually fuck them directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640716
Don't spiders have detachable penises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640713
Well that's kind of extreme, but if you don't find the exotic features appealing, then wouldn't regular human girls be better for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640717
Most of them just wipe a gob of goo on their jawhands and use that for a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640712
Well, it's the basic premise of liking a monstergirl.
If you can't even like her inhuman parts, then you're better of with a normal girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640718
>human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640718
Appealing doesn't have to mean erotic. I could enjoy the imposing appearance of her spider half and the web bondage, but my sexual attention would still be entirely directed at her human half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640721
See
>>12640723

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people burning images like we're back in /a/.
>Going to run out by 1700 posts if this keeps up
Gotta be new people or recent migrants. Either way, god damn half the thread is gonna suck when we burn out that early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640726
They know this anon. They just don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640726
Not everyone is so into saving images on an image board so that we have images to post later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640723
>Treating them as separate pieces and not one creature
This is where you're screwed up. She's all one creature. Just like a platypus isn't part duck and part beaver, it's one thing. Same with an Arachne or a Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640719
Some leave their dick in the female. One in particular, even sacrifices himself by letting the female munch on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640731
So I'm not allowed to find some parts of her more or less attractive than others? What kind of retarded reasoning is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640730
>Wanting to have a thread for days without posting images on an image board
>Drawfags having to link actual OC instead of post it because of reaction images and old pic dumps

Yeah, sure. That's a much better experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640734
You are allowed, just don't bring it up and start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640737

Imagine him telling a girl. "Hey I like your tits but your legs are all sorts of ugly. I hate them and I'm not going to touch them or treat them like part of you." If she had even a shred of self worth, she'd kick his ass to the curb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640737
Seriously, is the concept of finding something attractive but not arousing that foreign to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640736
They tend to link to it anyway.
And this place isn't so unbearable when you can't post images, so quit complaining about it like some kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640703
>Trying to help Polt work out
>But she's just too big
>Trying to help Polt get dressed
>Nothing fits
>Trying to love Polt
>Easy to do because she's Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640739
It's encoded in man's DNA to hate things and other men with different idea/l/s than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640742
>loving a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640740
That's because it's usually less long than the thread is now without pics. Imagine two thousand posts without pics. That's more time without pics than with pics. That shit blows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640738
>Hey, listen, I'm not going to fondle and lick your toes. They're kinda gross. Is that okay with you?

[Anonymous No.]

So... I'm not the only one who wants Monster Girl Mafia stories, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640748
Yeah, it sucks. WE GET IT.
You don't have to complain about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640749
>Toes
>Comparable to everything below the waist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640749
You don't have to say it out loud, but what's wrong with just thinking that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640750
Like Godfather or Mafia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640751
Considering that even a week ago it wasn't a problem, then odds are it's just new people that haven't adjusted yet. And if they're never told then how are they going to pick up on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640757
The Godfather, Goodfellas, Once Upon a Time In America, Scarface... just organized crime in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640759
Through persuasion without complaining like a highschool girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640750
Have you read Meat and Metal? That's the only one I can recall off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640762
>Explaining the negatives of doing something is complaining like a highschool girl
But you know what? I'm not saying anything else. You persuade them if you think you know how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640760
>A Kitsune in a nice suit sits at a fancy desk and glares at a young shota
>"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640766
>>A Kitsune in a nice suit
KITSUNE OLs WHERE
Really, any MG office ladies would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640765
You're not properly explaining the negatives, so much as complaining about them.>>12640726

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640766
>>12640768
>So what you're telling me is... you can't pay us back?
>I recall you having a brother who has some experience in... gymnastics? He knows his way around poles, then?
>I think we can come to an agreement...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640770
>not having the Kitsune for the shota to brush her tails or whore himself out to pay her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640772
The shota'll worker harder on that paper route with the horny MILFs on it if he's trying to get his brother freed from the shameful life of a male stripper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639280
Rabbit is pretty good baked in the oven with rosemary, potatos, cinammon and orange sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640775
He'll be a professional biker after a good while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640778
And then he can be raced for money in the Running of the Minotaur, that someone should totally write since I didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640776
Rabbit is pretty good, period. Classic game animal. Don't know why it kind of fell off the radar for city people in the 70's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640779
>someone should totally write
A more universally liked writefag should try it, one that's not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640597
Are you planning on finishing it soon?

That's how it feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640788
No where near done. Why do you want me to finish it soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640790
>do you want me to finish it soon?
Hell no, is the only story I'm following right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640746
Pls no Bully the Polt, she is a sweet girl who just wants head pats and to dig

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640791
>the only story
Is there a reason for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640791
D'aww, that warms my heart. Thanks man. If it feels calm it's a calm before the storm sort of thing. In cannon I want this thing to span centuries so it doesn't make sense from an inter-personal stand-point to only spend a few days with Rusalka waifu before shit hits the fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640794
>dig
If she digs at my blankets again and messes them up I swear I'm gonna grab my gun and take her hunting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640722
Who is this? Looks like Kaoru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640801
>Polt laughs whenever you miss a Duck
>But only ducks.
>If you miss a Moose she just sits there.
>But if you miss a Duck, she laughs like a Hyena

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640804
It's one of Bromon0'st BSClassic characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640809
>Bromon0'st
Holy fuck, how did that zero even get in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640796
I don't have enough time, I work and study at the same time so I have like one and a half hour to be in the pc every day.

Plus I'm not a native english speaker, so I'm pretty slow reading.

>>12640799
>before shit hits the fan
Aw shit nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640544
>
A great story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640708
Source please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640825
I don't know it. If I did, I would have already shared it at least 39 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640815
Heh. Really makes me glad to see some one enjoying the stuff I pull from my head. Another permanent fixture has been added to the cast, by the way. IT'll just take a little while before she interacts with Theinnleid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640827
Alright.
Thanks Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640833
You shouldn't thank me, for I have done nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to help clean your Sheep daughteru's wool after it starts to grow back from being shaved.
Nothing like a clean fluffy sheep daughteru hugging you to keep warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640854

Please, stop.
Now I drawed this image in my mind and realized I will never have it.

[Anonymous No.]

So... which Monster Girl would make for the most interesting visionary founder of a new religion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640862
Chicken Harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640865
>What came first, the chicken or the egg?
>She is the MESSIAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640869
I was thinking more along the lines of
>If you deviate from out laws then you are nothing but a lowlife BAWKA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640869
>>12640870

>She's not an angel sent from heaven!
>She's a chicken I tell you, A GIANT CHICKEN!

>What are you crazy? Her arms are just folded under her robes in prayer

You wear a disguise to look like holy guys, but you're no shaman, you're just Chicken Boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640872
Would anybody question the eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640874
What's there to question? They're symbolic for the primordial egg, as well as of the egg in every woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640876
>When she roosts they assume she's training herself

[NightDrake !!IznAokfJ2BB No.]

Hi all, would you guys be interested in a yandere amazoness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640882
Maaaaybe. Yandere a shit, but I do like Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640882
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640882
Yes and yes.
Just not the "I will cut your dick of if you even acknowledge another woman" yandere kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640882
Yes, but yandere, not yangire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640794
She's still furfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640882
>yandere
No thanks.
>amazon
Just no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640895
I fail to see an issue, nobody here wants to dress up as Polt and have sex with an animal in the yard of an elementary school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640898
But there are people who want to have sex with Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640900
Yes, and? Observe this ass and tell me you wouldn't tap dat.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you read a story where Anon travels to a dystopian country ruled by monstergirls in the image of victorian london?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640901
Observe all this fur and that ugly animal face and tell me you would tap that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640905
I would tap that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640903
So what's it actually about?
>>12640905
I remain willing.
>ugly animal face
She's not ugly and doesn't have all that animalistic of a face. Stop saying things you know are wrong for the sake of arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640905
I'd tap that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640907
Your standards must be absolutely rock bottom
>>12640908
>She's not ugly and doesn't have all that animalistic of a face
Yes she is and yes she does
There's still the issue of all the disgusting fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640913
>this is bait
And to think I fell for it. Tsk, tsk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640914
>oh shit he's still disagreeing with me
>better call his post bait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640913
My standards are personality based, so any arguement involving looks is irrelevent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640914
Might as well shut up and wait for him to get bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640915
And yet you started a pointless argument for the sake of attention. Is your need to be right so fierce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640908
>doesn't have all that animalistic of a face
I'd consider an animal nose and fur all over to be pretty animalistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640926
She's so animalistic. Look at her enormous dog snout and vaguely human features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640929
If it was just the nose it wouldn't be a big deal, but all the fur is what puts her over the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640937
Regardless, you're entitled to your own opinions, so shut the hell up already.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640954
Yes. Can I help her put on that sock? I promise not to use my hands so there's no risk of me groping, and I'll keep my eyes closed too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640905
Literally want to make puppies with and watch her dig up her prized bone and give it to the pups when they start to teethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640956
How are you going to put it on? With your feet? Dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640954
>Nail Polish
Slut Dragon, would slay and carry back to village on a stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640961
My insolent mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640963
She'd probably make you do it with only your dick, to amuse her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640954
>literally a normal girl with a tail and twigs glued to her head
How boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640966
Oh woe is me, whatever is she planning to do to me if that is her idea of foreplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640344
Horrible.

>>12640365
The one on the left looks too young to be a mother. I'd buy that they're sisters. Also two boxes of thin mints and three of those butter ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640968
>wanting to see a woman's beauty tarnished with shitty scales and ugly huge claws
Anon please. This is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640969
>foreplay
It involves strawberries and chocolate sauce.
Just saying.

>>12640968
>>12640971
>complaining about pointless things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640973
>strawberries and chocolate sauce
Now I feel bad for not writing any Dark Elf with sweet tooth today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640974
Well you should.
And I should feel bad for not writing on my day off, and watching Diabetus play Fusion all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640973
>pointless things
Your face is pointless

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640976
>watching Diabetus play Fustion all day
You think that's bad? I'm playing Civ 4 while Life of Brian plays on the background, on top of being here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640977
So's your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640973
This, who gives a shit about a tail or horns or anything like that with those legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640978
Wow.
So when will your next update be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640984
I dunno. I mean I should be writing like, one or two more chapters before they start "playing" and then there's Wurmzilla and there's no free time for me tomorrow... so Friday or Monday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640989
>Friday/Monday
Yeesh. If I got off my lazy, alcoholic ass I could write a bunch of things.
Course, I'd blow my load quickly and run out of ideas if I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640990
>Yeesh
I'm sorry sir, please don't hit me sir I'll get back to work sir just please wait a couple hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640993
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640997
What I meant to say was, because you asked I'll stop playing Civ 4 and get to writing. About Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641003
I wasn't forcing you to write.
But more Wurm content, so I can't belittle you over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641006
>wasn't forcing
I still need to be kept in line. I'll get back to you with whatever I get done within the next couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640882
Amazoness a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641009
I'm heading off to bed, but I'll read it if it's up by the time I'm up and back from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640882
Amazoness a shit, but I'm interested in seeing how you turn an already dominating girl into a yandere.

I'm watching with slight interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641014
It's okay anon, as a fellow wurm lover I'll be sure to tell this guy to get to work if I catch him slacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641024
...how will you know if I'm slacking or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640577

No it is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641027
Speaking of slackers, when's Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros coming out? It's been like a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641038
>Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros
W-what

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641038
Who would want that? Clearly what we need is a Dark Elf giving a human boy a tittie-twister while her P'Orc minion gives him Indian burns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641027
I'll know. Believe me anon. Now get to work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641043
Bah, I'm already on the second page! SOON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641040
>A slime goes into a man's butt, massaging his prostate along the way.
>She makes her way through his body into her balls through whatever mechanism water gets from the stomach to semen.
>She floods out through his urethra, stimulating his penis from the inside.
>She enters the butt again as her butt end goes in, forming an endless slime milking machine.
An anon promised to writefag this ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641048
>A slime goes into a man's butt
Already stopped reading there, why would you want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641048
That doesn't sound like it'd feel good at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640662
>cut off her arms with a saw
http://youtu.be/LybskCD5vYQ?t=1m20s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641040
It's so that it can ensure complete, global, saturation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641048
>stimulating
Well, I guess agonizing pain is a form of stimulation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641062
Liquid comes through there every time you piss or jizz, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640726
Remember this the next time you bitch at "the image police."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641066
Yeah, but for there to be actual "stimulation" from your urethra she'd have to stretch it a tad, which would hurt
I mean, at least I don't feel pleasure from pissing other than the relief from not having a full bladder anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641048
Non.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641048
Somebody drawfagged this, right? Does anyone have it saved?

[Anonymous No.]

And now for something completely different. This could very well be the dumbest thing I've ever written, but there's nothing to keep me tied to this particular storyline if people don't like it.

http://pastebin.com/3S5uSZPH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640506

Papi's mom looked exactly like her daughter at one point, Cerea's mom is probably going to look alike

Crab man is not a creative man, this is disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

Elves or Dryaids, which are the bigger hippie pieces of shits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640506
>>12641094
>Japan has daughters be clones of their mothers
SHOCKING NEWS AT 11, CANADA IN TURMOIL! RIOTS IN THE STREETS! CAN HE RECOVER!? IS HE GOING TO HAVE TO USE 'THAT'!? DID YOU MEET 「LEAKY EYED LUKA
」 AT THE 「AIRPORT」!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641084

What is wurm wrangler about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641105
People in mechas wrestling with Wurms is the idea I started off with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641099

Crab man is getting lazy and repetitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641111
Nigga literally every Anime, VN and manga that has a main character have a daughteru, she looks like the the Mother.
You are literally a casual that does not know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641084
I didn't think it was dumb. I'm interested to see where it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641115
>to see where it goes
There's nothing deep behind this particular development, just what the last lines said there would be. I just watched some old Godzilla movies the other day and I felt like I should write something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641099
Dunno what are you talking about
Precures mothers looks different.
Kirino's mom looked different.
Mikoto's mom looked kinda similar but in a good way, where you can actually can see the similarities and differences at the same time
And that's probably all girl's mom from anime I remember.
But crabman's mom are fucking clones. You can put them together and it's impossible to tell them apart
I don't remember any of anime moms being this much of a fucking clone
Even fucking hair style and D thing are the same
I'm fucking mad, I expected quality MILF material not that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641117
Well Artemis is going to be fighting golems. I get that. I'm just interested to read about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641120
Ah. Well, lucky you, that's what you're going to get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641099
N-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641113

Most series I've seen you never see the parents

It's not because everyone does same face parents that it's good, same thing with harem ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641119
>Clannad
>Most of Oriemo's children endings
>Accel World Flatbitch ending
>Madoka is a pink haired version of her mom.
>Gut's SON is a clone of Casca
Come on bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641123
This taste. It's that of a 「LIAR」 GIORNO GIOVANNA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641126
>>Madoka is a pink haired version of her mom.
All the megucas are samefaces, anon. Nip samefacing is a separate problem from identical children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640317
It's enjoyable so far. Especially with the antics of Orange Afro and Spain Dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641126
>>Clannad
Didn't watch, but I assume you mean end pics, look below (excluding half-canon part obviously)
>>Most of Oriemo's children endings
You mean that shit from VN? It's was just half-canon shit made for quick shekels on popular product, of course they didn't give a fuck about creating original design for literally 1 ending pic
>>Accel World Flatbitch ending
Didn't wacth
>>Madoka is a pink haired version of her mom.
At least their hairstyle are different. Crab is so fucking lazy he didn't even change hairstyle neither on miia or papi
>>Gut's SON is a clone of Casca
Wait, what. I don't remember anything about gender of moon child or whatever it was called.

[Anonymous No.]

Post Dragon butts.
No Ryus allowed, they don't have butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641142

>dumping

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641143
>Not Dumping Lovely Dragon Lumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641144
>Dumping images on a board with low image limit

Please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641126
There is huge different between making clone-tier design for a toddler who is going to appear only in one ending picture and clone-tier design for a mother who is going to hang out in manga for quite some time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641148
>Low Image limit.
300 is low?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641151
When the average posts before the thread dies is about 3000.

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641151
Not him but in 4000 post threads it's low. You think this is still /a/ or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641151
When one thread has to last for days with 3000 post, it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641166
Let's discuss dragon butts, then. I'd love to use a dragon butt as a pillow and her exquisite blonde drills as a comforter. I couldn't sleep, though, imagining the embarrassed but happy expression on her hidden face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641084
its so dumb. i like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641221
It would work much better with visuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640009
all day every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640009
Maybe once to see what would happen
Of course, I would do this not in the presence of her Minotaur sister

[Anonymous No.]

Is it me, or is Sadpanda down for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641275
She's dead Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641275
Yeah, http://www.isup.me/http://exhentai.org/

503 so it's the server down for repair or something, shouldn't be a big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641275
She's alive Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641275
You can always buy Fakku™ pass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641295
Oy Gevalt, what a good goyim you are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641293
I'd spend the whole day cuddling with a Panda girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641303
NO!

You have to sex the fuck out of that Panda Girl anon, you have a duty to make babies with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641305
bamboo shoot her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641303
Yes!
I want a jinko or panda cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641301
Oy vey! Are you implying that our lord and saviour of hentai race is a jew? Jacob™ nose is so big just because he is italian and he loves pizza! He said it himself!

[Anonymous No.]

How smart is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641305
I can see a bunch of animal protection activists boycotting some succubus orgy convention with a bunch of signs.
"Stop wasting semen on succubi!"
"Fuck a panda, save a species!"
"Save the rainforest with your cock!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641305
But my cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641325
Forget about pandas, they don't do anything for their own species. At least tigers would proactively date men to keep up their numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, little bit of chub is ok on your monster girl. Just not too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641327
>man hands
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641327
Would tigers give nice, fluffy cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641320
How pandas save rainforest? Don't they destroy it by eating stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641327
I still wonder how the guy managed to stay erect with all those broken bones and lacerations and much of his shoulder torn out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641327
>Frosted Rapes

Yes. Best girl after jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641332
Yes. But they would cuddle hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641307
Yes, give her the bamboo, no pulling out, ever.

>>12641325
GIVE HER THE BAMBOO ANON! EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T WANT IT SHE NEEDS IT!

Alternatively discover a way to cuddle fuck, I'm sure it's possible somehow. It may require inventive technology, like a engineering degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641329
But what should one do if their daughteru is growing chubby? What if she becomes a NEET and doesn't move out, even when she becomes a Christmas Cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641335
Tiger Girl pussy is pretty awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641342
But you wouldn't even be capable of feeling pleasure in a state like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641333
THEY'RE A VITAL PART OF THE ECOSYSTEM, YOU CONSERVATIVE SELKIE MURDERING SCUM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641339
Should I fuck her while she sleeps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641339
Lights out, under the covers, in an alternate form of the missionary position, with both hands interlocked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641341
Then you form a strong bond with her and take solace in the fact that she'll be there for you when you grow old and all the Blessed Milk in the world won't keep your body from deteriorating.
>>12641344
Pleasure is not necessary, only a pussy tight enough to prevent the blood from escaping the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641347
If it's possible yes.

>>12641351
>Alternate missionary

There's only 2 Missionaries, Missionary and Reverse Missionary. The latter of which is mostly possible with Lamia's and Mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641344
I mean, you could argue that adrenaline would dull the pain somewhat, but adrenaline also kills erections, since it restricts blood flow to that area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641341
>File Deleted
You clearly go out for walks with her, bond and teach her about growing up.
Or ask her mother to stop being such a good cook.
Or Don't dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

I still like her, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641354
What would be the most comfortable position to fuck a mermaid in?
It'd have to be one where you aren't touching her tail with any part of her body or else you'll be scraping skin off your body with every thrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641361
>What would be the most comfortable position to fuck a mermaid in?
The fishionary, obviously. It's similar to standing congress, but with now legs and floating in water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641361
Reverse Missionary.

She can either hold both her and your body still and basically simulate you thrusting with the power of fish pussy or do the thrusting herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641360
You can have the psycho.

I like having my neck not ripped out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641372
That means you get to spank the monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

I know how we feel about girls with just one but what about girls with more than two

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641375
does her ass turn red?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641370
Still, mermaids feel really impractical, what with basically being unable to touch half of her body without great discomfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641377
Long as it's not a Dirty Spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641375
I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641378
If you keep at it, yes. But she didn't do anything to deserve it, so you have to ask yourself if you have the heart to do it to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641375
>snout
Get that shit out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641378
Only when she's ovulating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641377
I feel like she's missing some arms. I also still feel like bullying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641383
>snout
I don't see one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641386
Then maybe you should look a little more closely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641388
That's a nose anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641388
It looks like a nose to me. Also: this guy must be hung like a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641388
You're just being paranoid. There's one errant line to suggest her upper lip might be a little puffy, but I think that's part of the markings on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641392
>Translations never
Goddamnit, I want to know what monkey waifu is saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641392
Tomoe is pretty cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641393
>but I think that's part of the markings on her face
It isn't, she only has one on each side. It's a snout. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641398
It's a good thing I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641399
>condoning furfaggotry
Go hang yourself with barbed wire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641405
There's a limit, and Monkey waifu and Polt don't cross it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641398
It's really inconsistent.

>>12641375
Normal nose above a puffy lip

>>12641392
Here in two frames it looks like a perfectly normal nose in two frames with the making of a snout in the third. In the first frame especially it's drawn as a perfectly normal nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641413
>and Monkey waifu and Polt don't cross it
Yes they fucking do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641405
Crusader-kun please. Would the kebab way of dressing a woman be better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641417
Why do they keep trying to do fanservicey scenes with that abomination? Exactly what audience are they trying to reach with that?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about multi-armed monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641418
>abomination
At this point I am convinced you're just baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641421
Great when executed properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641421
All the more to be hugged with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641424
>when executed properly
Meaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641358
But sex is cardio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641422
With that face, and all that body hair? Yeah, that's how I feel about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641413
>Polt
>6 nipples
>snout
>fur so thick it can't be shaved

No.

[Anonymous No.]

If 2D became real, would you go for a human waifu or monstergirl? Be honest now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641433
If ALL 2D became real? I would definitely be tempted by some of Sei Shoujo's girls. They fuck like Monster Girls anyway...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641438
>will stick things up your ass and urethra
>will probably make you drink piss and eat shit
>might chop your dick off with a guillotine
>can be futas
What the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640882
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641438
>liking futa
bob pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641421
Only hot if it's 4 or 6 human arms. That one with the 6 different monster arms looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641441
>>12641444
Come on, there's like ONE futa per novel. Not all of them are super-duper sadistic either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641433
I'd go for monstergirls if they were 3D, what the fuck do you think my answer's gonna be?
So long as they loved me of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641446
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641446
Your face looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641446
This Anon knows what's up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641455
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641372
>Not wanting to fuck your catgirl/wolfu/frosted death in the wilderness, fully embracing her savagery as she rides you with your throat in her mouth, a strange mix of growling and purring coming from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>all this mg bullying
I don't mind a little bit of fur but if you want to date a hairy monkey girl, you may as well seek out an Italian, Mexican, Black girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641464
/pol/ here, don't listen to this man. There's a difference between hairy and degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641455
People who draw shit like this just have no idea what actually makes an appealing monster girl
It's about putting an exotic twist on a beautiful girl, and that means exercising restraint
This guy is doing it right >>12641452
But just sticking random animal features onto a girl wherever you please is just going to look fucking horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641464

What's with all this avatarfagging lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641464
Why are you posting kemonomimi in a monster girl thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641472
Ears-and-tail is the best kind of monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641464
You've kinda wasted our image count on Kagerou man, delete your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641478
>wasted
She looks better than 99% of the shit posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641464
Anon pls
Racism is a crime. And crimes are for niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641478
Yeah, my bad. I will refrain since I posted many yesterday.
>>12641466
>>12641480
I'm a spic myself. I've been with A few Italian girls and a black girl. They're not that bad if you find the right ones. And before >3DPD, I gave up in that shit a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641446
Agreed. If you are going to have more than 6 arms, might as well just make them tentacles or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641485
You gave up what? Hating 3dpd blindly, or gave up hopes of attaining 3dpd?

I mean, we know you're impure now, but we need to know how impure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641479
>She looks better than 99% of the shit posted here.
I don't see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Some of these posts

I want /mgqg/ to go back to /vg/, and don't try and deny that shit some of your posts are literally identical and responses timed in the same manner as over there.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

A gift for Loen.

Face it Tiger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641492
That's come serious lip bloom there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641492
...you hit the jackpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641488
Wights are so fucking smug I want to punch them in the mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641488
I still don't understand what was supposed to be hot about that picture
I mean, getting jacked off with some weird ghost paw thing? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641489
Which posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641487
No more stories. No more 3D.
I just want a wolfu now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641498
Wolfus are scary.

I have a fear of dogs

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me, or are there a lot more normalfags hanging around than usual? For example: >>12641496

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641500
How can you be scared of dogs? They're friendly and subservient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641489
I want to hug Hathor platonically.
Praise the Sun.
>>12641492
Oh shit, that pleases my heartboner..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641503
I'm just saying, when you've got tits and thighs like THIS, not using those instead of some weird spectral claws is a total waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641492
Better go make a deal with Mephisto to undo this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641496
>ghost pawjob
WOO WOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641500
> afraid of dogs

I think I know you, you're a translator, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641506
When I was a kid, one tried to bite my nose off.

Now I know most dogs are nice, but it's still a huge fear that I have.
I wish I had a doggy waifu to help get rid of that fear

>>12641514
What? no sorry, I'm not who you think I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641512
>WOO WOO
>not WAN WAN
You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641500
Never developed a fear of animals. I cornered a Hyena once in southern Iraq. didn't get close because I knew it would rip me apart. Lost the pictures I took of it.
I even wrestled a alligator once and tackled a few deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641518
>Tackled a few deer
and none of them did an Aegis Reflector?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641507
The sun is...all right I guess.

Praise be to Arachnotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641492
How about Spider-Gwen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641522
We need art of her already! I'm swirling a spoon in my cocoa as we speak! Cold for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641522
I don't praise rapespiders that put cousins through floors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641510
She also has an ass, not that we have any pictures of it yet, but you can tell it's there.
>>12641512
>>12641516
>ghost pawjob
WereHellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641519
Nope, but they make a weird yell. Too bad it wasn't hunting season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641518
Steve Irwin pls go and hug your stingray waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>Hound's picture got deleted.
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641479
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641529
>Steve Irwin.

Has anyone written about Steve Irwin having adventures with monsters?

I miss Steve sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641529
He was my hero as a kid. I think I get my love of animals from him. That said, I don't mind hunting as long as the game has no negative conservation issues.
>>12641532
Perhaps he deleted it himself? You can always look it up on the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641525
That depends, did we ever come to a proper conclusion on what mighty Arachnotaur should look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641536
Yes. He did some stuff with Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641534
I want to bite the underside of her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641541
Good night sweet prince.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641541
There was more of it.
I remember dragon and dwarf ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641546
I never saw either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641546
>Dragon and Dwarf

Does anyone have those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641548
Here you go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641551
Thank you anon.

May the ghost of Steve Irwin grant you a monster waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641552
Who would be Steve's monster waifu?
Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641556
An Ushi-Oni.
Specifically a completely submissive and loving Ushi-Oni.
It's submissive because he wrestled it and won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641541
>>12641539
>>12641551
Delete those after a bit please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641556
No, Crocodile girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641552
I'd be more interested in knowing whih MG could be his mother.

>inb4 MB

Shut it. That is not the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641561
Oni.

Without a doubt if Steve Irwin was born in a monster girl setting it would be an Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641556
Alligator / Crocodile girl

>Random stranger calls Steve's waifu Alligator Girl
>She tackles his ass and threatens him while demanding an immediate apology
>"Nah as you can see, Crocodile Girls are very easily offended, and will almost immediately stroike at whomever offends them regardless of soize, strength, or relation"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641527
That too.
But yeah, why not give those parts more attention instead of having to force the weird parts into the sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641561
>MB
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641569
I like the weird parts, I find them endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641564
An oni with a sweet temperament. Steve gave that "I love everyone" vibe. Too bad he was taken so soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641571
Micheal Bay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641572
I find them endearing, sure, but not arousing enough to want them near my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641571
Monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641574
Fuck stingrays.

Steve was the only Aussie I liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641580
>KC makes stingray girl
>she's warm, devoted and gentle
>can die of a broken heart
>everyone hates her because her kind killed Steve

REJOICE

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is most into anal sex?
That is, which one is most likely to want to peg you or use a double-ender between you and her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641585
Faggots pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641584
Weren't people "revenge killing" Stringrays in response to his death?

I mean come on, the damn things are barely sentient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641585
No. Stop. Desist. Refrain. Halt. Abort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641585
Why, the Dark Elf, of course! Or maybe Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641585
Alp would be the most into recieving it.

Can confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641587
Yep, they killed little over 4,000 before his wife stepped in, did a PSA asking for people to honor his memory a better way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641585
Yao
>Read Spoiler
I have no idea you Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641585
>That is, which one is most likely to want to peg you or use a double-ender between you and her?
Probably a terrible one that no one likes. Like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641574
>oni
>sweet
Does not compute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641590
Are you a alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641589
>Dark Elves
>Trying to do anything after Camper X1-001

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641585
>Which one is most likely to get stabbed to death if she tries to pull that shit

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641597
Only if you want me to be Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641591
Steve Irwin was literally the only reason for me to even watch Animal Planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641591
I'm just imagining a hundred shirtless bogans standing in the surf, clubbing stingrays with tire irons, tears streaming down their faces as they wail in unison "YA KILLED STEVE YA CUNTS! YA KILLED STEVE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641600
Sorry, taken.

Alp cousin pussy is best pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641592
Anon, please.
Wanting to try and experience all sorts of kinky things doesn't make you an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641594
>Nobody likes

I'd date a Tentacle Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641605
I don't know what bogans are, but people were in fact beating and hacking stingrays to death. One took a picture of the result when he used a shotgun on one, it was not pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641610
It does if those are gay acts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641616
>a man and a woman having sex is gay
It begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641613
Hope you don't have a problem with tentacles in the butt then. She just can't help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641610
Incoming shitstorm caused by peggingfags ahoy.

READY YOUR BROOM JANET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641610
Stop wasting images, Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641606
A-Are you sure anon? Alps don't need a commitment, Alps are natural sluts anyways.

pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641605
>that everything

I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641617
>a man being penetrated
>not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641617
Taking it into ass is gay. Gayer than being active gay
Learn prison rules, pussyboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641539

Somewhere in last thread or the thread before yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641625
That is in fact correct, anon. Homosexuality is being sexually attracted to a member of the same sex. Good job seeing the difference!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641622
Please what?

You're gonna have to be more specific about what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw Frosted Rapes lasts only one chapter

http://imgur.com/Qt7Jrlr

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641619
You should make that clear the moment you begin dating. Wheteher you're okay with it or not.

I'm not, which is why I'd never date a fucking tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641628
That was the deleted file anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641635
I bet that fight tigered her out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641617
>>12641625
>>12641627
>>12641630
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys sing sea shanties during shitstorms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxPGT8J9Y2I
Yeah I know, it's asscreed, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641639
Vete al carajo Carlos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641637

Yeah well anyone visiting the thread after the fact wouldn't know that. How about we delete shitty carlos and sentai images instead of relevant material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641643
Nah, I just grab on to something and get ready to hop off Ms. Bones wild ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641636
How would a monster girl react if you told her you wanted vanilla sex only, no weird stuff with her monster bits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641651
>Getting off the ride
Nobody gets off Ms. Bones wild ride anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641643
Bitch Please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

[Anonymous No.]

Pegging and sounding are both okay if they love each other very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641574
>>12641580
So along with his Oni waifu, he had a yandere stingray girl stalking him?

Yandere definitely confirmed for shit taste, I wanna see his Oni waifu hunt the bitch down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641652
Shitpost about it on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641657
Everything went to shit when you posted that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641646
Well yeah but I can't trust these double Alps to delete their shit and I want to conserve images for possible drawfags.

>>12641643
To be fair Asscreed 4 is completely acceptable, the others are pretty...ehhh...

Sea Shanty's were definitely part of the reason why it's better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641657
Sounding hurts too much for me to enjoy. Pegging is iffy. You need an assload of lube so it doesn't feel like you're taking a burning hot shit. Does feel pretty good though once you get turned on and you start moaning uncontrollably while your loving waifu glides in and out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641652
Who even have monster parts that you can actively use in sex? Aside from manticore of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641653
I'll be the first then!

But if Ms. Bones wants to cuddle fuck on her ride then I might stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641652
Depends. If she is docile/equal she'd likely respect your wishes. Pushy whores like manticore and Ushi would teach you to love it, not that they'd give a fuck if you didn't, over time.

Would you really say no to Yeti caresses though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G-qou-CptI

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641667
Yeti caresses are fine
But pawjobs are not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641657
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641665
Paws
Tentacles
Tails
Long pointy fangs for nibbling
Purrjobs
etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641663
>I can't trust these double Alps to delete their shit
Anon, Alps are well known to be capable deleters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641585
See what you did faggot? Are you proud of yourself?

>>12641669
>>12641669
Dude, there's vanilla and then there's faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641639
>>12641641
>>12641653
>>12641657
Stop wasting images on reaction crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641671
Everything is pretty vanilla except from tentacles. And only tentacles has them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641673
Can confirm.

My alp cousin "deletes" my cum very nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641673
Yeah, maybe deleting cum from their faces and other portions of their body with their tongues.

Double Alps are just assholes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641675
Faggotry why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641668
A bit tame for strormthreading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641681
What is Scylla, ropes, dark matter, and kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641669

What kind of pawjobs are fine with you, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641690
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641684
Take out the paws on a yeti and it's just a brown girl. How would you have sex with a lamia, hav eher lay in a heap and fuck her pussy from on top, no coiling? God you suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641692

What are you even doing here, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641668
At least get some Prog-rock in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHFbzaf8FX8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641685
I know, posted more because of moby dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641696
I never said that. I like the paws for hugs and such. I just don't want them on my dick.
Same with lamias. Coiling is awesome. Tailjobs are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641702
We all have our preferences and limits, but I am really angry at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641699
Never heard this. It's good.
I really like some power/heavy metal as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99izXhZSZws

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641706
Why? Is that really so odd?
And besides, isn't that basically exactly what monster girl sex is like in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

OK guys.
I have about finished the results of the /mgg sampling and preferences, I will have some results up shortly.

Really Sexy, yet cute pic of your favorite MG. JPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641713
I find that difficult to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641712
Judging by the novels, most monster girls in MGE have pretty fucking weird sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641710
10/10, would charge into battle with my waifu to.
Though this song would be my first choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx3IEO8MFtM
>>12641713
I've got a bad feeling about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641713
Who are you going to rape, mind break or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641706
What's even so great about things like pawjobs that they'd be worth getting angry over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641725
I'm not into this dubstep together, but holy shit this one is good.

I'd choose this one too. It sounds too good to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CczPsYFtJxs

[Anonymous No.]

These are the results from 3 threads of /MGG

40% of us like the fluffy (foxes, wolves, anubis)

30% like the dragon types (Ryu, Wurm, Shirobei)

25% like Holtasarus

35% like Kikimoras

Insufficient data for Anya. Placed around 25%

3 people like ALPs
1 person has a raging boner for a lich
2 people like manticores that rape.
1 person likes Vanilla manticore.
Rest of the MGs are liked by a few individuals.
I do not want to go into further detail.

These numbers reflect that some people enjoy more than 1 type of MG listed above.

60% like Vanilla sex.
95% like hand holding.
20% like Femdom
60% like ManDom
2 have anal fetish (insert item here)
1 has a TF/TG fetish
No one likes the really sick stuff.

DCT won by a margin of 40%

DCT 60%
DFC 20%
Bewbs are awesome 95%

Remainder just don't care.

Even split for Taller or shorter MG waifu

70% want an MG family
25% just want a sex toy, and no kids

70% want an MG close to their age
20% want a CC
5% want a Milf
5% don't care.

85% hate shitposting
2% hate diet soda
2% hate mantangos
4% hate uhsi-oni stories
2% hate people
2% hate sampling polls

This is the initial results of my sampling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641742
>No one likes the really sick stuff.
I do though. Where did you get this material? Trawling the threads and counting keywords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641742
Was the poll really that important?

Did you really need to put that all into a singe post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641742
>20% like Femdom
>60% like ManDom

This is how I know you're making shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641742
>2% hate polls
>Implying you got 50 replies
>Implying that there's not around 150-250 people in these threads accounting for all countries and timezones

Ho boy. You're r^2 is like .4 at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641742
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641753
I said it was a sampling poll, never said it was accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641752
The majority like dominating women
Mandom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641713
What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641742
Learn english so you're less prone to typing like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641742
Hey, I said I hated apple pie, doesn't that get a mention? I'm gonna have to tell the cyclops scientists to reconfirm your results!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641770
Learn to not be a phase 2 alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641772
Crap.
I forgot about the apple pie , now all my numbers are wrong.

Shame I deleted them 2 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641773
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641773
Fuck off newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641742
>Ignoring switches
>Bewbs
>Rampant spelling errors
>Meaningless percentages
Oh wow, it's fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641775
You know you love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641747
>>12641748
>>12641752
>>12641753
>>12641755
>>12641770
>>12641776
>>12641778


Shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641782
You are literally cancer, especially with your roleplaying and commercial shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641782
What? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641752
>>12641753
>>12641755
>>12641778
>putting any stock into polls
>Jonah chewing.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641788

Knigga, he didn't even use the actual numbers from his own poll. That's what's funny and sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641084
I loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641784
>no fun allowed

[Anonymous No.]

It's nearly Halloween, how are you decorating your lawns to spook young monster girls and human boys that are coming trick-or-treating? Are you going to dress up to fit the theme too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641792
There's a difference between actual fun, and genuine autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641793
>implying

Fuck kids during Halloween oh my god, so fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641793
Mazes purposefully designed to put MGs and human boys in pairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641784
At least I am not a bitter little boy living at home with his mother spending his entire day on 4chan because I have no friends .

This is not your thread, quit trying act all Alpha just because you are a total loser beta in real life.

You are not better than me, you never will be.
The fact you felt it necessary to say that proved my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641793
I'm more on the treat side of things. Making the kids open up coffins on my yard so they can get their special 'treats'.

I call it 'Wake the Dead'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641801
Watch out for sharp edges guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641792
Yup, sad part was they never realized it was a joke.

Do they really think I am bored enough to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641794
Do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641806
>I was just pretending to be retarded guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641793
When they reach in for their treat I'll tell them I'm impotent

Then when they recoil in terror, I cum on their face for a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641801
So allowing blatant newfaggotry is A-okay?

Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641804
That is a great idea, need some kind of MG theme though, wonder how we could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641801
>projecting this hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641812
I want my own hoard of fluffy daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641793
Fuck no, I hate Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641813
weakbait.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641818
>Today on Father figures, we meet a man that has had over a HUNDRED wolf daughters with his one wife over the last fifty years! And due to mermaid blood, they're both still going strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641821
How can you hate Halloween?

Sexy Mgs in costumes roaming around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641823
Is that what you do any time someone calls you out on your bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

Is that Wurmzilla story done yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641827
>mermaid blood
Harpy /ss/ update when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641812
I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641821
You just made an enemy for life!

[Anonymous No.]

New writefag from earlier presenting part one of a little short. Anon becomes the new Caretaker of a creepy manor. It's a slow start, but I'll have the next part done by tomorrow.

http://pastebin.com/PZq6sjka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641793
The typical shit, fake gravestones, jack o lanterns, string lights, sfx cd, the works. No real costume ideas yet, but I might go as zombie with the cheshire gf

>>12641821
How can you hate Halloween? Legit curious, not starting a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641793
Decorating is for nerds, I know what kids really want.

Mother fucking Reese's Cups and York Peppermint Patties for the ones that prefer them / allergic to peanuts.

Also someone get Janet in here, we have need of her broom of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641843
Dark tower with MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641827
>When interviewing the couple, the cameraman pans down to a shot of one wolf daughteru climbing up the mans leg trying to get a hold of his colorful watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641827
Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641848
Oh please, I'm not clever enough to come up with something like that. But if the shoe fits...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641793
Have undead CCs pay me dosh so they can hide in fake coffins and nab a shota for tender non-consensual loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641851
Lots and lots of welfare checks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641856
They can afford mermaid blood too, probably have investments and just wanted to settle down in the woods too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641843

Ghost Blowjob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641827
Do they all live together in the same house? Or plot of land? Do the daughterus have husbands, or is it a father V'ing marathon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641847
You're better than the fairy down the road, she always hands out sugar free shit along with brushes and floss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641866
They expand with new houses as needed, but the youngest live in the same house as the parents. The daughterus find their own men, which means that the place has a population close to three hundred wolf girls and their husbands. Oh, and they praise the sun daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641843
I like it, good atmosphere, very believable.

[Anonymous No.]

How about those texas long hols?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1830229

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641843
I like your style, it feels pretty immersive, so I do hope you continue.

With thay said, I did notice one error. Whenever you have someone speaking (the uncle in this case), you should always have it start in a new paragraph. Subsequent speaking lines do not need to be spaced like this, unless it's from a new speaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641885

Cows aren't demons anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641885
Still a cutie though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641893
*that. Fuck me, typing on a tablet is a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641827
>interview with Wolf Mother (No, not the band)
>Starts discussing how she wasn't sure if they'd all survive
>Husband walks in and facepalms talking about how our world isn't like theirs and children rarely die
>"I know what you said but I wanted to make sure back then!"
>she grabs onto him and pulls him close
>"It's not like you didn't enjoy yourself either dear..."
>Older Daughter walks in
>"MOM, DAD, YOU'RE IN AN INTERVIEW!"
>"Oh right...can you escort this fine camera man away for an hour or so dear?"
>"That isn't what I meant mom! Can't you wait!?"
>She's already half disrobed her clothes doing convenient censorship
>"No"
>Daughter grabs camera man and closes the door while tugging him away as lewd sounds start pouring through the door cracks
>"Don't mind them they're just, you know"
>"By the way you smell really nice..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641843
Good story, glad to see a new writer around here.

Give it about 3-4 weeks before someone will say you are cancer and retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641893
Ahh, thanks. I've always been confused about how to handle that. I'll keep it in mind.

>>12641907
I'm sure it'll be a fun ride until then, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641742
I know for certain this will be deleted, and I know this is about 2 hours old, but that is some shit statistics.
Your sampling is shit. Your survey, if it were polls, was most likely a straw poll done once per thread when a large amount of Anons in a different time zone could be unaccounted for, leading to massive under-representation. If it was based off of posts, then you obviously didn't do a random sample and skimmed the posts in the threads
Not to mention you're pulling most likely heavily rounded percentages out of your ass with no population or sample size given, and I am almost certain this was in no way randomized in which posts were selected for the sample, making this totally fucking useless for analyzing the threads as a whole. And I am almost certain this wasn't even done mathematically, rendering this all pointless.

In short, you're statistics a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641910
Oh and don't make humorous posts cause you can see some people never can tell when you are joking.

Lot of angry posters during the day. They are a lot calmer in the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641915
I'm usually only up at night anyway, so it shouldn't be too big of a problem. I will be sure to keep my humor in check, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641920
Its fine, I like humor, I will continue to try and lighten up the threads.

I am tired of these crap posters whining over useless stuff.

Anyway Fox women ftw!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641924
>ftw
Come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641896
I think it's because if you look closely, she has a small demon's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641843
Wonderful. Looking forward to the next part.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if your waifu doesn't care for your daughteru's egg, she doesn't care about her at all.

[Anonymous No.]

there needs to be more fluffy harpy babies

[Anonymous No.]

You bastards went and got jobs didn't you? The traffic has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641961
Would you keep yer Ryu eggs in a basket, or a crib?
Perhaps an egg warmer?
Would you read to your Wife eggs, play music for them? hold it often?

Depressed yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641975

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641975
>Watching your new daughteru hatch into the world
>Help her break out of the shell
>She's only as big as a parrot and not too smart to start with
>Huge growth spurt to catch up in size
>Oh god all the money is going to food
>She likes napping beside you while you watch tv, fluffy as fuck, makes it all worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641988
I like this canon of MGs starting off small then growing up.

[Anonymous No.]

Did we ever hear about Legendary Smut anon again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641987
Not fluffy enough.
Like little balls of fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641997
What? The guy who did the P'Orc stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>Stripper Minotaur
>She slips on stage and into the crowd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641987
That brown Harpy makes me curious, what is the likelihood of a monstergirl inheriting her fathers hair and eye color?
>>12642000
That was Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642003
Oh god.

The carnage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642000
Legendary smut guy was snakes, snakes everywhere. There was a dragon or two in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642000
No, Aleiss? and Tresshai. Dude wrote smut like no ther, but his house burned down. He let us know he was alive, but that was it.

>tfw the Legendary Smut will never be finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641999
Now she's fluffy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641977
I think our wonderful Kikimora maid cleaned up some

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642013
A kiki is lucky, as lucky can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641997
What? It was horribly written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642013
Oh yeah, that could be it.

[Anonymous No.]

Almost Hallowe'en. Get spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642018
I came buckets to it and the one with the lamia and holstaurus. Couldn't stop laughing when the guy punched the lamia in the boob to get away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642006
Some guys will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642025
Zombies need to be purged.

Even the ones that just gently suck on fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642041
They need love too, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642046
How about I paint a heart on some bullets?

Would that count as love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642046
But sex with them is the same before and after you put a bullet in their head, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642050
>>12642062
Why so mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642041
>I don't want infinite skullfucks

Why do you hate your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642062
>after you put a bullet in their head,
>In the head
No, after a bullet to the head she's the world's most realistic onahole. Putting a bullet practically anywhere else leaves her the same though.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys smoke weed with your monstergirl? Or any other drugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642025
>>12642041
Over-analysis time! I think that filename is inaccurate. The girl is clearly sapient and, judging from the combination of glowing eyes and the uniform, the direct result of some sort of evil and/or mad government science thingy. "Zombie" probably isn't the right term, I'd say "revenant" if she were magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642075
Not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642075
Nah, I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642075
Also, what if you walk in on your daughter doing drugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642075
>The year of our lord Snoop Dogg
>Not smoking weed everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642075
No. Do you think I'm some type of degenerate?

I just want to fuck a girl with animal parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642075
>doing drugs

Loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642081
>>12642080
I respect your opinions
>>12642086
>>12642088
>degenerate
Smoking weed doesn't make you a degenerate. Other drugs, maybe, weed no. If anything, alcohol is worse for you. Plus, masturbation and sex feels better.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't approve of drugs, I don't tell other people not to, I just don't like people glorifying it , does this make sense?


So no for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to admit I think it would be funny to see a centaur, or a few other types of MGs under the influence.
Drunken centaur trying to walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642041

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642102
All I have to say is don't knock it until you try it. Then again, I condone drinking and tobacco and other harder drugs.
I want to see a wolfu stoned and pawing at me to pass the bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642108
>Drunken centaur trying to walk.
More like sober centaur trying to get drunk. How much fucking booze would that take?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642111
Go away snoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642108
>Drunken centaur
I thought it was in a Centaurs nature to get boozed up, rape a guy, and make him take responsibility the following morning.
>>12642110
That's fucking adorable, did you draw that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642119
I'm not snoop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642125
You may as well be you fucking stoner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642123
So like 3DPD but instead of false rape claims, you get a wife? Truly the worst. Horse pussy a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642133
>Horse pussy a shit.
Except Nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642111
>Your wolfu is a bonghog

How do you handle this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642115
>Are you drunk?
>Todd I weigh over 1200 lbs, it takes a lot to get me drunk.
>Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642137
Get her to give me a shotgun or too or two and return the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639320
That's a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

Monmusu waifu wars on /a/ right now. With fat Miia as the OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642146
There's a reason we left that nuclear wasteland.

[Seafoam No.]

And I'm finally back with the penultimate Pretty Human update! As always it's on seafoam.pbworks.com. You can search [10/29/14] for the new section.

Anyway, I spent a lot of time pondering how I could reconcile the requests of those that wanted me to write prose and those that wanted me to keep doing greentext. I hope I stumbled across a way to make everyone happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642151
>>12642146
Shitposting aside, I like it here better. It seems there's only one asshat here and he's barely on.

[Anonymous No.]

How often do you go on /mgg/? What time do you start and how long? These threads grow pretty fast even during the day. You know, when you should be doing things other than being here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642115
Just give it to her lower mouth. Two bottles of tequila should do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642123
No mah main man drew it over in the dead /vg/ thread.

Had still hasn't gone bowling with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642153
Splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642157
>Leaving the house.
Niggah what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642115
Didn't Centaurs in Greek mythology get drunk off their ass and raid villages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642135

>There are literally people here who wouldn't a hikkimori childhood friend Nightmare

Her robes would smell of BO and corn chips but goddamn do I want me some of that violet goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642165
Be very careful what you say next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642165
Yes, the question is HOW? How much wine does it take to get a group of centaurs wasted? Were the greeks holding out? Did the centaurs have some kind of centaur Jesus or deal with Dionysus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642167
>horse BO

You either have never experienced this, or you have and are some turbo freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642167
Hikki's don't really appeal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642167
>You will never drag your wolfu into the shower and forcefully wash her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642135
>Your shy Nightmare childhood friend will never get drunk while hanging out with you on halloween and spend the rest of the night clinging to you.
>You'll never wake up the next morning and cook her some scrambled eggs to help with her hangover.
Life is pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642169
Horse dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642172

You're addressing a guy who would fuck a deer centauroid like a beast in a rut. Against a tree, in the freshly fallen snow.

Not stopping until thick ropes of seed drip from that sopping wet doe cunt and she's weak in the knees.

Her antlers are handlebars

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642159
there are so many reasons I love that picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642181
Where is my sproink? You said there would be sproink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642180
Mareminge
Fillysnatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642181
What species of female deer has antlers? Isn't that a male thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642179
Eggs suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642189
You just declared war against every species of lamia. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642181
>Her antlers
So a trap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642187
>>12642191

Doesn't always have to be males.

Sproink

>>12642184

I didn't say any such thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642190
Not my fault that eggs taste, smell, and look horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642180
Have you ever just thought about horse dicks?

I mean they're so big and cum so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642110
I missed it, what was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642196
>Makes me post it again
>So I have to delete it again to conserve images

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642195
I hope I never have to meet you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642187
Most reindeer according to wikipedia but it doesn't seem that uncommon for monster girls to have features that would normally be gender specific anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642195
Who doesn't every now and then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642201
sowwy , and thanks, seen it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642193
>That whole short
She is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642191
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys feel about slutty fairies?
I would keep a few and use them as my person Onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642215
uh, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642184

But if you want sproink.

>She's out hunting quail with you, a bag of apple slung over her shoulder since she's a vegan
>You manage to bag a nice bird, and start walking back with her munching one of the ruby reds she had
>She starts wobbling a little bit and making progressively lewder statements to you
>Oh fuck. they were fermented

So on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642203
It's not my fault dicks are so magnificent.

...I mean biologically speaking. Not that I want dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642221
I see what you did there.
That idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642223
You're not fooling anyone alp. Now bend over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642223
Where do you think you are, alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642195
I like watching donkey shows every once in a while. Nothing sexual, I just think its one of the funniest things out there.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how long it will be before wondrous Janet cleans this crap up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642153
>Penultimate
I know everything has to come to an end sometime, but I don't know if I'm ready for this to end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642186
"So, you want me to join you, is that it?"

"Fine. Answer me this. What do I get if I do?"


>"Better living conditions."
>"We'll find a man for you."
>"Free food!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642224

The best part is? Eventually she gets lewd and forward enough to step out in front of the guy asking him why he's never shown any interest in her. Like she was some kind of shitty consolation prize to all the failed relationships he had.

>Not telling her that she was the grand prize all along, it's just he felt it'd be awkward since she's a Dryad/Deer centaur and he's a hunter
>Not feeling the pressure of his growing erection trying to force its way out of his pants as she tromps over to a tree, placing one hand on it
>Lifting up her dress and sort of "pomfing" her doe tail up and down as she wiggles her hindquarters, the sopping doe juices leaking to the forest floor
>Asks him what point he'd give her as he's plowing her doe pussy, tells her at least 4.
>TFW you will never impregnate your childhood deer centaur friend in the snowy woods
>TFW you will never have spotted daughterus who aren't even afraid of Manticores and shit

Kill me now or bring me more Apple Ale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642238
Deer are really chill animals.

Every deer I've met comes right up to me and as long as I don't make any aggressive moves they'll just walk with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642226
>>12642228
I'm not an Alp!

Not not not not not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642235
Better living conditions, definitely.

Who wants to live in a cave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642247
Go get dicked by your best friend, alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642244
Have you ever pet them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642253
Yep.

Only the older looking ones though, younger ones I just let them rub their heads on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642153
>Ivy finally (Albeit non-consensually) bumps uglies with Marco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642247
Don't worry, its hard for some at first. Just come and sit on my lap and I'll make it all better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642257
>younger ones I just let them rub their heads on me.
They want to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642215
I'd keep a few.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642268
Nah it's like a dog being friendly

right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642249
"D-Do you think I live in some hole in the ground!?"
"I mean, I do, but...Don't just assume!"


"Fine. But I'll need spending money. Give me 78 Macca."

>Comply?
>Refuse?
>Cheat?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your daughteru doesn't get enough for allowance so she rents out her old megadollhouse to some fairies without asking permission
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642280
Once they go human, they're always lubin'.
Lubin' as in lube, as in wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642284
Tell her if she wants more allowance she needs to let me buttfuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642244
Where in the fuck do you live.

Wild Deer do not act this way, you must be near one of the people who raises deer before letting them go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642285

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642284
Let them stay for free after I dick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642292

For whatever reason deer will not react poorly to me. Either because they smell my musk or the fact I smell like my dog. For reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642282
>Give her the money.
If that broke bitch runs off with it, I swear to Ilias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642284
Scold her for thinking she needs more money but praise her for being a good capitalist.

[Anonymous No.]

For all the consistent writefaggots. How do you fight crippling self doubt and garrote the cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642284
Create a reality TV show on the fairies and their life inside the dollhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642285
But anon!

I couldn't do that to a cute deer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642308
>For reasons.

On a similar topic, I was once friends with this guy who molested his cat.
Obviously, we're not friends anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642319

don't care, had sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642319

My reasons are using my dog like a pillow, and occasionally wrestling and/or bodyslamming her.

That's the great thing about bigger dogs like the molasser family. They'll get down and dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642234
>I don't know if I'm ready for this to end.
I am. The idea was getting stale and my list of other things I want to do is only getting longer. I feel like I'm cheating somehow when I write another story knowing you guys are waiting for more of what I've already started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642292
I live near an area where kids give them a few apple pieces every once and a while.

So because of that you can just sit down for a while and there's a chance a doe or two will sit with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642313
I just write ideas I like, thinking that if I personally like it, others will too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642315
But sister deer want the D. Why do you deny what they want?
I want to see a Deer/Fawn girl dresses up like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642310
"One more thing. I want...Pharaoh's life."
"Give me her life."

>Comply?
>Refuse?
>Cheat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642313
I just write.
Sometimes it is lame commercials to lighten the mood or a short story.
I think the best way to overcome self doubt, write a short story, post it somewhere and let people read it.
And ignore the people who say useless stuff like 'writes like a fgt' or similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642322
You're not helping your case if you're trying to say you don't sex up your dog.
>>12642315
What if they want it though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642331
"Um, this was fun at first, but you are becoming to high maintenance, lets end this now and be friends"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642322
One of my friend's one year old pups loved to wrestle with me when I visited them. I was the only one who would get down and wrestle and play with her. One day, I fapped and went up stairs and started to play with her. She sniffed my crotch and stuck her ass in the air for me to mount. I smacked her on the ass and started to walk away and she got in front of me and started to whine. She did that a few times afterwards. Shit was weird afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642334
>what if they want it

Then I'll find a male for them to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642331
>refuse
>freikugel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642337
And so you denied a woman the greatest pleasure a man can give her? You bastard.
>>12642339
What if you're the only male around? Even if you aren't what if they want you specifically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642345
Then I'd cuddle with em until they calmed down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642334

My bullmastiff is spayed. So I couldn't sex her even if I wanted to. That and in a way it'd be like dicking the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642335
"Hmph. That you would have the nerve to refuse my demands...!"
"You've got balls, human. I like that."


"Very well! I, Chaos Apophis, shall fight by your side."
"Just leave ev-er-y-thing to me~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642345
I honestly considered it, but then I realized I'm not that desperate and I didn't want to piss off my friend by dick his pup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642346
You can't just calm down from heat, they need your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642354
Think of it more like proving we are the dominant species. Also what he doesn't know wont hurt him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642355
Fingers can work fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642355
That's why you need to carry around a sharpie. Something needs the dick? Use a sharpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642358
Nah. Back when I browsed /b/, I saw some pics of some dude dicking a pup. It put me off since it looked like it wasn't enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642331
>Comply

Hell, fuck her joining my party, I want to join her party. Grapesnake is best and I bet her being the leader and going on her adventures would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642362
That's your problem right there. To me it sounds like she would have enjoyed it, as would you probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642365
You're a sick fucking person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642364
You realize that if you do as she asks, Pharaoh will lock you in a sarcophagus big enough for two with her and rape the shit out of you in a bout of hatesex if you ever revive her or sleep at an inn ever. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642368
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642372
Grapesnake will protect me right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642374
Son, naw.
You're gonna carry that weight.
You're gonna carry it hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642365
Nope. Not going interspecies like that. She's not sapient. I would a wolfu, but a Wolfgirl like the one in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642376
Well can I apologize to Pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642382
You'd still want her pussy to work like a wolf's right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642384
Only after you've taken your lumps.
And by "your lumps," I mean her lumps, which she shoves into your mouth as she berates you while fucking you raw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642385
Sure. My dick's pretty big, I'm sure that plus her puss would make an amazing sex session.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how long of a ban they will get for bestiality.

I can't believe i am responding to this.

Janet is gonna be so busy tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Would a MG still love you even if you had a tiny penis?

Also assuming we're not in MGE land where they could magic you to have a dick of their ideal size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642386
>She'll pout for the next several hours, whining about how you let her mortal enemy steal her life force just to recruit a new teammate
>During which time, she'll make you beg for, or outright refuse, any requests you make to her until she feels better
>tfw having both of them in your party at the same time makes for a surprisingly OP team

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642392
I just wanted to talk about cute deer girls and my experiences with things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642386
Well joke's on her

I love femdom of all shades

Though hopefully Apophis won't get angry, I don't think I can handle two really angry egyptian girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642396
She'll get over it. Eventually.
>>12642394 knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642399
As for the Apophis, she knew this would happen.
She'll be getting seconds from you one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you tell your alp fuck buddy you have to stop so you don't get found out by your family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642407
Put your dick in his mouth when you tell him so he can't argue back

Than fuck her until she faints and leave

That's how I'd want to be told

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642404
Come on, she's an Apophis, she can do better. She should charge into the coffin and dominate both the anon and the pharaoh. Her and the pharaoh and fight for dominance while the anon is stuck in between the two of them.

It's a fun hatesex threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

It's bed time for all good little monster girls.
Tuck them all in nice and snug and kiss them good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642414
>Anon stayed the night at the inn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642407
This >>12642409
With an alp, it's all about sex. If you interject sex into anything, they'll pick up on it really well.
Even advanced particle physics.
>Two particles smashing into each other and making so many little bits of both of them Mmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

What about an Alp that grows breasts and a very feminine/curvy figure but still keeps her/his dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642419
So alps learn best through sex?

Well they are pretty slutty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642422
No, I...no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642422
Playing with napalm there man

[Anonymous No.]

How old would you guys take your monster girls?
Would you take them young or would you seek out already mature girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642422
That's a futa so no you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642422
If I could slap you through the monitor.

I'd give you a light tap and tell you to please stop doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642428
I am a devout follower of Hathor so you see where I stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642414
There's not a single part of that I disagree with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642428
The only romantic thing I'd do with a young monstergirl is a childhood marriage promise with my childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642429
No, a futa has both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642428
I want an older woman who's more experienced than me, who'll also take advantage of my young and naive tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642449
So you want to be the little boy is what you're saying?

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>>12642428
I like them young, but not too young. Mid teens is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642457
Sure I guess. Perverted older women who are also caring and motherly are olev. Not to mention they fit hand in hand to femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642463
ara ara kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642467
I want to slap those big fat fox tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642393
I'd say only onahole size and loli monsters like Bapho would. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642422
>time for a massacre.avi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642482
But Sabbath likes dicks too large for their small bodies.
So, fairies and pixies are his best bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642467
>Only one tail

Sorry, she's a bit too young for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642474
Big fat fox tats

http://i.imgur.com/TqqadYF.jpg

Note: May be too healthy for some

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642474
You could play speed bounce on those tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642516
That's not good for their backs.

They should get some breast reduction.

[Anonymous No.]

I like a mature classy woman.
This is probably why I like my Fox women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642516
You're right. That's too much for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Where would you like your mg to be on the proactive dating scale? Shy unicorn? Or through the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642530
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642530
More toward the middle, with floor straining lovemaking on special occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642530
>that cute smile
I would let her protect me from getting raped by Ogres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642520
Eh, it's magic.

I want to buttfuck their fat butts and paint their guts with my seed.

http://i.imgur.com/ftP6xgj.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642553
Come on, Ogres aren't all that bad.

If you have a problem with them, maybe you shouldn't be such a weak little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642564
Doesn't matter how strong you are. They never give up and they'll keep going till you are too tired or they get lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to tune into "Erotic Tales from the Crypt" With your hostess The Cryptkeeper this Halloween for Ghouls, Ghosts and massive fearboners.

*Ghost howl + Screeching Bat noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642575
Will there be Charon cuddles?

I hope there's Charon cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642553
>Finding yourself cornered by Ogres and Jinkos
>They beat you down until you can't resist anymore
>You figure your yells for her help will go unanswered
>You resign yourself to your fate as the girls start to unbutton your shirt
>From the distance, you can hear her angry cry
>And the clicking and clacking of 8 sturdy yet nimble legs
>None of them see her until the effortlessly swipes at one of the girls, knocking them meters down the block
>The girls run, one by one
>Those that don't are dealt with in one strike by her beefy paws
>Until one Ogre is left
>She wields her giant club, ready to attack your girlfriend
>She effortlessly grabs hold of the club, yanking the Ogre's grip off of the club
>Before holding the Ogre, helpless, by the arm and shouting to her
>"MIIIIIIIIINE!!!"
>She releases her, letting her run as fast as she can away from the behemoth, leaving her club behind

>The Ushi-Oni then scuttles to your side, tenderly holding you in her arms as she asks if you're okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642550
I think one of the reasons I like ushi-onis so much is that they're completely honest with their intentions. Now, it's not that other mgs aren't but with ushis, you know you're getting complete honesty. That picture's great because the caption has her talking about the rape that's going to happen later, even if she is being somewhat considerate with keeping her husband well-fed with food that actually tastes good.

She's like the most honest saleswoman in the world. "I will keep you fed and happy, and in exchange, I will give you the V until I'm satisfied." The only real downside is if you're not in the mood for ushi-oni V.

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>>12642585
"I don't need any help from you, you sexist spider cow. I'm a strong MAN who don't need no Monster Girl."

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>>12642590
See what you did, Anon?
It's like nobody in this thread wants nice things to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

Next Lich encounter when?
Or author is ded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642595
>horrible rape demon spider
>nice

Pfffft ahahaha, that's a good one anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642585
Cute/10, that's some pretty cute shit.
>>12642590
>Being this much of an asshole to the girl who just saved you from literal rapists.
>Being this much like the worst kind of feminists.
Anon, I think I hate you now.

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>>12642599
Goddamn freakin' Ex-Military French Pastry Chefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12639320
Where are you supposed to put it in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642595
no one wants nice things
puu dot sh/cvTG3.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642595
Will you kindly stop posting this same pic over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642595
I want to hug her while stroking her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642648
I've only posted it once.
Unless you're referring to someone else, in which case, I won't add to it, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

Did our wonderful Janet clean again?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your waifu come home to find you naked, wrapped in nothing but ribbon, striking a JoJo pose as you whisper to her,

>Come and get me.

Would you, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642719
I dunno, it wouldn't look right since I'm an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640473

Hmmm, tough choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642722
Then you do it to your husband, aka me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640473
The white snake.
Everything about the shirohebi makes me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642719
[WAIFU'S LIP LICKING INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642719
Well, the naked man approach is said to work two out of three times...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12641793
I was actually planning to celebrate my birthday with mai monster waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642736
What happens when the third fails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642736
I'm sure it'd be more like 9/10 times in a monster girl community
>>12642737
Happy birthday then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642736
Now I'm thinking of how HIMYM's shit ending managed to come up in a Naruto thread the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642741
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642739
Let's just say that ribbon will be the your only protection from everything on the streets when she embarrassingly locks you out.

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>>12642719
>She jumps at you
>You blitz away like a pro on a racing line
>She is constantly delayed, something ALWAYS in here way
>She tires herself out
>YOU pounce on HER instead
>"Your next line is "Did you plan this?"
>"Did you pl-"
>She gasps as you interrupt her by ram your cock inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642719
>Implying she wouldn't come home to a completely dark home, with me standing at the top of the stairs dressed like Dio

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642757
>not throwing shards of glass with your dried blood so they imbed themselves into a MG's back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642754
Anon confirmed for best MG's husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Serious question.
What exactly is supposed to be the main appeal of lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642768
Snake cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642759
Dude why would you hurt your waifu like that?
At worst you pound her in the ass while shouting "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!" until she can't sit down the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642773
>not going DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA and spend the morning healing her

Dio a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642768
Know how hugs are nice?
Now imagine that, but full body
And they do it all the time to heat up
And when they have sex
Basically, seventeen kinds of wrapped in snake coils

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642768
>Waist appeal
>Hug you by wrapping their tail around you
>Sex lasts for hours
>Clingy, but not yandere or yangire

I'm pretty sure Medusas can pertify only parts of you if they want
Apophis has venom that they can use to get you up
Shirohebis have magic to make you horny until you dick her and only her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642782
It's not DORA DORA
It's DORARARARARARARARARA/spoiler]
Also
>shithair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642782
>Spoiler

>The hand of fate behind the first 6 parts
>Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642786
Medusas can get very artsy-fartsy with their petrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642787
I`ll fight you.

Part 4 is much better than Where in the world is Dio Brando staring Jotism Joestar

If we`re gonna talk about JoJo we should talk about JoJo with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642794
What, you mean F.F?

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>>12642794
>Joseph Joestar
>shit

Your next line is, "I have shit taste."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642794
I just imagined Gappy getting cornered by a group of Amazons, only to use soft and wet to steal the friction from their bodies and run away while they're tripping all over the place.

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>>12642799
The problem is that any sort of Josephina will inevitably remind me of the tequila.

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>>12642785
But with how different her upper and lower halves are... would it even feel like you're being hugged by her?

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>>12642796
Nah, I mean like how JoJo would be if certain characters were monster girls, example would be if Dio was a Vampire and GioGio was a Dhampir.

>>12642799
>Joseph

I'm sorry, was Joseph the fucking autistic one?

I thought it was his shit grandson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642794
Wrong JoJo m8
Joseph's in part 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642803
I think a woman shaped collective of plankton should qualify as a Monster Girl.

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>>12642793
>tfw just got back into SMT4
>Ugly-ass Medusa boss is into petrifying people as art

>"What kind of pose shall I assssk of you?"
>"Hmm...How about one with arms outstretched to the sssky, as if yearning for the sssun?"
>"As for the expression...I think your faces, twisssted in fear, would be best."

If only it were KC's Medusa...

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>>12642806
>>12642799
>Joestar

Oh for fucks sake I totally forgot fucking Jotaro's last name is Kujo.

Man fuck that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642808
That's some Heavy Metal shit right there.

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>>12642811
You're just jelly you didn't have that kind of bulk when you were 17.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642813
Bulk doesn't make up for autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642813
Man fuck that shit, I'd rather have Josuke's amazing hair over Jotaro's autism any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642814
>autism
explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642814
You're also jelly you don't age backwards like he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642802
Depends on your mindset I guess, if I felt someone long and powerful wrapped around me in a tender embrace I'd call it hugging

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>>12642803
>Dio as a Vampire
>Lived alone on the streets until George Joestar adopted her.
>Fell in love with her adoptive brother Jonathan
>Gets crazy possessive of him
I think we could work with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642816
>amazing hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642825
How would the rest of part 1 work?

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>>12642817
Have you seen someone with mild autism try and interact with people?

They don't talk much, they hate loud noise and they get super pissed quite easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642817
Evidence of Jotaro being a gigantic dork here.
Unlike the other guy I don't mind it.
Jotaro is still the 2nd worst father in the history of Anime and Manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642829
Jonathan falls for a human bitch and Dia goes on a raping-spree.
>Do you even remember how many men you've raped?
>Do you remember how many times you've fapped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642826
You got something against the best type of hair in the 90's m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642833
>2nd worst
There's no way he can be that high up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642836
>Jonathan falls for a human bitch and Dia goes on a raping-spree.
Best kind of yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642836
Part 4 could do well with monster girls.

Who the fuck would Kira turn into

[Anonymous No.]

>JoJofags
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642836
>do you remeber all the faps you've had?
DIIIIIAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642837
That's a Pompadour
The other's a slab of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642842
They even have a thread up >>>/a/116068713

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642829
It's less, "We need to stop Dio from conquering the world with a Zombie/Vampire army!" and more "We need to catch Dionne(?) and save Erina from her."
Speedwagon ends up with a Kikimora
It also ends with Jonathan making honest women out of Erina and Dionne, making Joseph Joestar and GioGio his children.
George Joestar II? Who's that?
Joseph Joestar would go on to fight three incredibly powerful and flamboyant Amazon/Vampire hybrids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642845
I will rip you a new asshole motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642847
Vampire Amazons and Cyborg Dark Elf Nazis.

[Anonymous No.]

Tall Monster Girls are olev

Discuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642836
Dia, that's the name I trying to remember when I made this >>12642847 DAMN IT.
>>12642845
Fight me motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642853
>Dark Elf Nazis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w9LYL0sMx4

Speedy would fucking die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642853
>Vampire Amazons
Oh my fucking god how terrifying.

>>12642857
>tall
Only if they're gentle and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642857
Lamias are tallest.
Therefore best olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642861
>tall ... gentle and loving
Scary girls who are actually nice are so good~
What about loli amazons or some other small, violent girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642857
Witches count, do they? Well, you're right anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642871
>small, violent girls?
No, I don't want any more Loli-Oni CBT right now, let's not talk about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642871
>loli amazons

Oh god no, I like my ankles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642785
And also, do lamia fans actually find the tail sexy, like you'd find another girl's long legs and delicious thighs sexy, or do they just like the full body hugs and her being stronger than you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642875
>amazon toddler daughteru
Adororrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642871
>Loli Amazoness
Oh yes, the thrilling joy of coming home one day and watching your amazoness daughteru run at you at top speed
Or your Ogre or Oni daughteru's rushing at you down the stairs, their developing horns pointed at you like a javelin in the medieval days

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642886
Nah, just horrifying.

Her birthday gift would be daddy hanging from the ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642857
Big tall jinko to make you the little spoon,even if yyou're 6'+

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642861
Tall, Gentle Oni, Minotaurus, or Jinko girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642887
>not wanting to feel your daughteru's rounded nubs on your body

>>12642894
>she does handstand pushups into his dick
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642916
>Jinko softly kneads you into her body with her fluffy paws and soft pads
This is the best in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642919
>YES

I don't think she'd be happy seeing her father with a noose around his neck dangling from the ceiling with a sign saying "I have never loved you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642916
God why are gentle violent types just so fucking adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642932
>with a noose around his neck
What? N-no! It's him hogtied by mommy, isn't it?! He's happy with his rambunctious family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642928
Paws a shit. I'd want a jinko with normal hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642932
Don't be ridiculous anon, daddy always was such a manlet next to mommy that it only makes sense he'd try to make himself taller! And as for the sign, well, she's fixing that with those handstand push-ups isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642943
>Paws a shit.
I never understood the whole paw thing, but then again, I don't expect others get the whole monstergirl thing either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642942
>>12642944
Being a husband of a amazon is a death sentence, daddy just made the end result come sooner.
Why does Shine On You Crazy Diamond make me thing of death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642954
>thing

Think*
I'm gonna take a shower so I can think straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642934
It's being able to trust something horrifyingly dangerous, I think.

>>12642948
I just want the exquisite feeling of cat hugs from some part. Otherwise it's just a musclegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642960
>Otherwise it's just a musclegirl
A musclegirl with cute ears and a tail. I do not see the problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/752947/9faf3354d8/
Nice anubis doujin ITT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642960
It's the ears and tail for me. I don't mind a bit of fur, like on the arms or legs, but paws and animal like face are a nono. May as well be a furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642981
She is succuslut level of slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642994
>animal like face
Seriously, show me an animal that looks anything like Polt does. Hers is a human face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642999
Just the way I like it.
Anubislut best Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642994
Only liking ears and tail is fine and all but going by the closest thing to an official definition we have, ears and tail alone doesn't even count as a monster girl. Just sayin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643008
>liking sluts
Ew
Why don't you take 3DPD then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642981
>that bland as fuck design
>double vaginal
get that shit outta here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643001
Not him but no matter how hard people around here denies it, Polt is really really close to furry territory. She has fur covering her whole body as well as a doggy nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643009
Elves are Monster Girls and they don't even have tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643001
Isn't it supposed to be furry? She's supposed to be covered in fur. and she has an dog nose. I'll agree the rest of her features is human/ape like.
At the same time, if she's all I got, I wouldn't leave her.
>>12643009
>>12643016
Don't forget fairies and Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643013
Too poor and ugly.
I'd totally take sloppy seconds from a slutty MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643013
>Not liking sluts
I bet you think breaking in virgins is bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643019
>fairies
Looks pretty monstrous to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643024
I'm just gonna get my shotgun and cower in the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643022
Would you rather get sloppy seconds from a stunningly beautiful MG or waifu an ugly one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642994
How are paws and an animal-like facr even close to similar in how "furry" they make a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643019
Polt basically fills up everything a furry needs to have to be furry, except for one thing, that is a snout. If it wasnt for that, she would be full furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643026
I'll take neither for 500 Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643026
Depends, does she clean herself up first? I don't want another guy's jizz on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643026
Either or.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643025
There is no escape anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643035
Oh there's escape.

I always wondered what lead tasted like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643035
>weird hand pussy
>straw-like tongue tendril she shoves down his dickhole
why are vanadis sex scenes always so fucking awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643022
>>12643021
I want the cuckolds to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642981
>Anubis Doujin
>Briefly hope it's the one from one of my favorite circles, that came out years ago, but was never scanned.
>Hopes quickly dashed.
>Slutty Anubis, meh.
>Decent fap.
T-Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642981
Nice is a subjective word, and I wouldn't apply it to the content within that doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643022
>>Not liking sluts
I only like sluts if they're my slut.
And only my slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643041
>Not fucking a slutty MG and making her crawl back to you alone for more.
It's like you lack some manhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643038
>always so fucking awful
>always
Really?
Because I'd be heartbroken to find out that this lovely woman has awful sex scenes as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643046
That ain't how it works and you know it.

If you want to buy used, that's on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643021
>2014
>being poor
>being ugly
Hahaha. What a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643055
>not how it usually works
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643049
She has two scenes where she shoves something up your ass, and one where she sticks her tail inside your urethra. Her tongue is also FREAKISHLY long. As in, she can wrap her tongue around your dick while you're inside her pussy.
Her other scenes are okay. But these games just try too hard to have "unique" sex scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643049
I think at one point she coils around you, holds you upside down, holds your dick between her breasts and tongue-fucks your ass with her long lamia tongue.

Some people may find this unappealing.
Personally the combination is one of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643059
>Being this vanilla.

Personally, I adore all the shit that's in the Vanadis games. Wish they were translated so I could enjoy 'em fully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643001
>>12643001
You're just straight up lying now. Polt is cute, no one here will deny that, but she is very close to furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643063
>complain about sex scenes that just force implausible weird shit with no context or reason
>v-vanilla!
nah, fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643059
Seems like Vanadis knows that a healthy loving relationship hinges on a healthy sexual relationship that isn't afraid to keep things fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643073
>Implausible weird shit
Do you even know where you are?
I'll admit that the wrapping her tongue around your dick while you're inside her pussy is a bit out there, even for MGs, but other than that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643075
That kind of shit would rather make me want to break up with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643076
>dragon girl breathing fire on your dick
>doll girl making you fuck the hollow inside of her detached arm
>centaur hoofjob
>harpy footjob
>all the sounding scenes
Have you ever played one of these games? The sex scenes are just absolutely retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643080
Most of those sound as though they were actually putting some effort into how sex with a monster would be rather than just copy pasting regular sex onto a woman with monster bits stuck to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643076
>wrapping her tongue around your dick while you're inside her pussy
The fuck.
How?
Does she do that? She put her tongue inside her throat through her guts to her pussy?
I played translated verison of lamia game but I don't remember that shit. Though I played it ~2 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643080
>Sounds good, as long as it's done in careful measure.
>Why wouldn't you?
>Why wouldn't you?
>Why wouldn't you?
>That's just like, your opinion man.

I fucking love these games.
>inb4 fetishfag gtfo
If you don't like what's in these games, don't talk about 'em, it only encourages those who do to speak up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643083
Honestly, neither do I, I was just going along with what the guy I was talking to said. He might've just been exaggerating to prove his point, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643046
>real men take public bicycles who were ridden by more people than NYC subway!11
You sound like 3DPD. Are you 3DPD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643083
>mouth to vaginal cavity connected in any way

Are you retarded? Her tongue is several feet long. She wraps it around your dick, then she inserts it like normal. It would just mean your girth would be thicker with her tongue wrapped around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643086
My mistake, that was actually her daughter from the fifth game.

http://exhentai.org/s/ab218476bd/677342-467

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643087
Of course he is. We all are. Whether we like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643059
>Her tongue is also FREAKISHLY long.
Oh yeah. I saw that.

There's a balance you need with the length of a lamia's tongue, yeah.
Too long and it just becomes,
>Oh my god, how do you even fit that in your mouth!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643082
Why would they do stupid shit like that just because they're monster girls? Isn't sex supposed to feel good? Because that shit certainly wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643088
>>mouth to vaginal cavity connected in any way
Do you even hentai? I've seen shit far spookier than that, so I don't be surprised by anything.
Hentai can't into anatomy or common sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643093
>Because that shit certainly wouldn't
>Implying your opinions are fact.

Accept it anon, there are people out there who have these fetishes because, in fact, they do find them enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643093
Different people, different strokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643093
I mean, the most simple way to put it is:
>Some people just appreciate all of a monster girl's body.

That's all. That's really the only thing both sides can take away from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643096
You're thinking anal through the body to mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643101
I've seen from pussy to mouth dozens of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643097
>whether something would feel pleasurable is an opinion
The only people who would derive physical pleasure from such things are masochists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643106
There you go with your opinion again.

It's not a matter of masochism or some such, though I suppose it is, in a way, sort of related.

It's a matter of sensory input. Two people touch the same thing, but there is a high probability that they would have differing opinions as to how the thing they touched 'felt'. While a texture will always feel the same, how people react to it will differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643106
>masochists
>in a thread about monster girls violently raping guys and broking their bones/pelvis
No way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643109
I wouldn't say that this thread is ABOUT that. Literal bone-breaking sex is pretty rare even with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643084
Carefully breathing fire on your dick is still going to result in serious burns, you know.
>Why wouldn't you?
Do you just not have any kind of attachment to your genitalia? Do you secretly want to be a eunuch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643109
bitchboy was the hero we needed but didn't deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643101
Can you imagine the taste of that? I mean even putting your tongue in your stomach would taste like vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643118
She's covering the guy's body with her fireproof wing membrane and blowing fire on that to heat it up. There's no actual direct contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643118
I trust in my waifu's ability to be careful with my junk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643109
>pelvis breaking sex
That's just a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643127
But I actually find that pretty hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643121
Not him, but this really strikes me as trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643129
>"It's not a joke to me."
Not that guy, but I found that funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643132
Pretty much, a lot of the scenes are like that.
In the fourth game the harpy girl covers the guy's dick with her feathers just so she can give him a footjob because else her rough scales would scrape the skin off his dick. Why even fucking bother then? And besides, the guy just came back from the dead and you'll do something that retarded? Really now?

[Anonymous No.]

Normalfags pls go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

Who here like the though of being the dom? I don't mind being dominated, but I would love to be the dom as well. I would take turns with her, fucking her brains out and other nights, she would be on top riding my dick like it's going out of style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643140
Well I wasn't going to leave ever and now I guess I have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643140
>normalfags
where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643142
If this is what this so-called "switch" entails, I'd gladly participate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643142
anon, I hope you know 'dominance' is more than just who's on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643140
Suicide fetish pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643142
I agree. I love Apophis for being the most femdom lamia in the family, and appreciate the idea of her riding a guy while biting into his neck to keep him up.

But somedays I just want to take her tail and throw it over my shoulder while I plow her pussy the way she deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643149
I know. I would tackle her like in that story from last night and hold her down as I fondle her. She'll figure out what I'm doing and accept it. Or when she's doing some house work and bends over, I'll pull down her panties, if she's wearing any ad lick her holes. Even some rough loving like getting her in a rear naked choke hold like Steve Irwin would a big critter and fuck her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643037
>lead
Surprisingly sweet, in fact I believe the Romans used it to flavor wine back before people figured out ingesting it drives you insane and destroys your body.
captch: erocko poison

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643159
I wonder how much Apophis bites would hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643162
That's...better?
Also.
>Girl in a maid outfit doing housework.
>Master sneaks up behind her, flips her skirt, pulls down her undies, and teases her however he pleases.
This is so very much my fetish right here.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would give the best pawjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643170
Anubis.
The answer is ALWAYS Anubis.
Until the ends of time.
And even beyond that, given their nature as judges of the dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643152
>not wanting to kill yourself
Normie pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643164
Snake fangs are ridiculously sharp, so their bites don't actually hurt that much. Unless she'd deliberately sink them in really slowly. Then you're gonna be screaming to the high heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643164
Apparently snake bites are thin enough that they can pierce skin without it causing anymore than mild discomfort. Like a syringe.

But since Apophis has human sized fangs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643170
Well, Wight gives amazing ghost pawjobs, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643175
So you're gonna be going through hell every time she bites down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643173
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643178
I mean, maybe?
It's kind of a toss-up in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643178
It'd definitely hurt but I can't see it being unbearably agonizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643169
>Mg is doing house work like some dusting and sweeping.
>She bends down to sweep a pile into a pan.
>She's wearing a lewd thong because she knows it pleases you.
>You walk up behind her and pull it to the side and slip it in in on go, taking her by surprise.
>She's overwhelmed by your dicking as you are by her tightness.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or has the average IQ of this general's user base decreased dramatically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643198
Just yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643198
Please, I'm retard-free over here.
And that's difficult for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643200
After that witty response, I'm willing to believe stupidity is contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643198
It fluctuates wildly, not to mention a good chunk of the anons here are actually Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>In the case that the partner was a monster that has a grotesque lower body, such as snake, spider, etc. even if the man at first hated and feared that grotesque body, once he has sex with her, even that grotesque body will appear beautifully lewd, and he'll end up feeling that it's unbearably sweet.

>KC thinks lamias are grotesque

Why is this man allowed to publish his shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643226
>snake cloaca
>not grotesque

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643226
We're waiting until he stops drawing, then we're gonna lynch him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643230
Most lamias have human pussy though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643226
>even that grotesque body will appear beautifully lewd, and he'll end up feeling that it's unbearably sweet
BUT THAT ISN'T WHAT MONSTER GIRLS ARE ABOUT AT ALL
GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK
THE WHOLE POINT IS THE CONTRAST BETWEEN THE HOT, FUCKABLE HUMAN PART AND THE SCARY MONSTER PART THAT REMINDS YOU OF THE FACT THAT SHE ISN'T HUMAN
Someone just please kill this fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643236
>liking monster girls
>finding the monster parts scary
Why are you even here then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643241
You sure aren't supposed to find them "beautifully lewd"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643226
So, that means pro-active dating is actually to convert the unwilling into someone that might like to fuck a member of their species?
This almost makes evolutionary sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643242
You're not supposed to find them scary either.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop liking things I don't like: the thread.
Good show, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643244
Then how are you supposed to feel about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643249
That's not something I can answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643249

Indifferent. Why do you give a shit as long as the parts that matter are still normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643226
That's not what's written there at all you complete faggot. Learn some fucking reading comprehension before you bother opening your shit-spewing mouth.

He's saying that even people who DO find them grotesque won't think so for long after getting a taste of dat monster ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643243
A lot of things in MGE start to make sense once you remember that all the monster girls in that setting were artificially created through magic instead of developing naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643255
>In the case that the partner was a monster that has a grotesque lower body, such as snake, spider, etc.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

I just wanna say, I'm a little intoxicated right now, but you guys are beautiful and magical and I don't want you to ever change your love for girls of the monster-like persuasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643258
Weren't at least some of the monsters placed on the Earth by the setting's Chief God? From a creationist stand-point at least, that's natural.

Unless you're talking purely the transformation from native man-eating beast form, into cock-gobbling female, which was entirely artificial as caused by one God-tier Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643255
Why would sex with a monster girl (interacting with her human features) even change your opinion about her monster aspect? Doesn't make much logical sense. It's not even a case of "just wait until you see what I can do with them", since often they won't have any impact on sex at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643261
>little intoxicated
What are you drinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643263
They were technically both created artificially, rather than through a process of evolution and natural selection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643260
And?
Another thing you should probably recall is that KC writes the books from the perspective of a supposedly non-corrupted, neutral traveller.

Saying shit like "KC thinks MGs with inhuman lower halves are grotesque!" is the stupidest shit one could possibly say. Why would he draw them if he did? KC's gone on record that he loves all the girls he draws, it's in his nature as an artist.

Yes. Even Matango. Somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643271
>Why would he draw them if he did?
Pandering. See Tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643265
>Implying Monster Girls only use their human bits to provide sexual pleasure.
>Wanting them to use only their human bits.

Normalfag go and stay the fuck go.

[Anonymous No.]

Do female monsters with tentacles still rape school girls in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643275
Yes.
But they'd rather be raping men.
It's an unfortunate instinct inherent to their species.
They try not to. They just can't help themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643274
Why would they use them when their tits/mouth/pussy feel way better and the guy doesn't like the non human bits to begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643275
The Tentacle species in MGE is hugely into raping other girls (since she was a mindless girl-raping tentacle monster thar gained sentience), but becoming a monster girl also gave her the instinct to rape men, although she feels very awkward and embarrassed about it and feels more comfortable with women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643279
>The point
>Your head

No, really, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643282
I think I addressed you point quite adequately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643283
No. I meant the point of these threads entirely.

You're clearly not actually interested in Monster Girls, so I'm telling you to get out rather than bother people who are with your inane crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643281
Other than that there's Dark Matter whose tentacles only go for women because they're animated by residual men's lust, and various lilims and other high leve monsters that spawn tentacles made out of demonic energy to violate girls. Ropers tentacle rape girls to infect them, too.
But guys are kind of exempt from the whole tentacle stuff thankfully, except if you end up with a scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643286
>You're clearly not actually interested in Monster Girls
What makes you think that? I enjoy them for the visual aspect and them being powerful and fairly dominant, but I don't like really weird sex very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643292
I figured as much.

Which is why I keep saying "Normalfags go and stay go."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643298
So you're only allowed to like monster girls in one specific way here?
How are you intending to enforce that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643292
>>12643298
Both of you shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643292
Which is thus the point of them using all of their monstrous bodies in seduction. To teach people who don't like the "Weird Sex" how wonderful it can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643292
They don't use them for "weird' sex anyway, usually, they use them to enhance regular sex. You could still learn to appreciate their exotic features through that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643303
I can't even imagine that many "weird" things they could do that would be more enjoyable than blowjobs, paizuri or vaginal/anal.
>>12643308
And I don't have a problem with that, but that wouldn't be that "weird" anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

It's recess at MG Kindergarten.
Do you dig holes in the sandbox with the Sandworm and Wurm?
Do you assist the Pharaoh and her Anubis lackey in taking over the sandbox?
Do you hang out with Dark Elf and P'Ork, and get forced to wear girly clothing and makeup?
Do you wish the milf Echidna teacher a happy late birthday, and make her stop crying over nobody wishing her one a while ago?
Do you teach the Ryu to be more social?
Do you help the crybaby Wyvern stop being such a crybaby?
Or do you sell candy while pretending to be that one merchant from RE4?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643321
I will assist in the takeover of the sandbox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643325
>siding with those bullies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643325
I will defend the sandbox from the likes of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643321
I bail the fuck out of the facility because I'm a grown-ass man and not an employee there. Nor do I have any business, and I'd prefer not to be out and alone in a monstergirl spawning grounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643321
I'm gonna go with the Echidna. This won't end badly, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643333
>ending badly
How does cheering up a lonely woman with nobody in her life end badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643330
>>12643331
B-But my Anubis friend is really nice!
And so's Pharaoh! Sure sometimes she's a bit pushy, rude, downright inconsiderate, b-but she's a friend, so why wouldn't I help?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think male virginity and purity would be treated in a monstergirl society? I personally think that I could some to regard my virginity similarly to how I currently regard my life. Mine to take, and fuck any one who tries to take it from me forcibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643332
>You cheese it
>You end up tripping over a Doppelganger playing with an RC car
>Various young monster swarm your body
>You're raped to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643340
>This is why life needs quicksaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643343
>Save data is corrupted
>You have to restart the game and spend 18 hours making another character again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643334
Good point, Echidna is one of my favs anyways.
I just don't like older women, and it doesn't sound like she has a husband
Wait, she's a Milf. That means a daughter, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643335
Because Sandworm and Wurm are just peacefully digging holes in the sandbox. If they want to share the sandbox there's enough space for everyone, but that damn Pharaoh and her dastardly Anubis lackey want to subjugate the sandbox. Can't you see how this is wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643336
In MGE at least, Beelzebubs and Bicorns prefer a guy who's been (And goes) around the block a few times.

>B is for bitches that let you sleep around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643349
You're right. Milf doesn't fit.
CC does however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643354
In that case I'd wish her a late birthday and then go play with ryuu. She can't just keep playing by herself by the fountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643359
If you can approach her and not scare her off, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643321
>Kindergartener
>Has played RE4
That kid's either got a steel pair at a young age, or nightmares to last for decades.
I'm sure a kindly Nightmare in the nearby grade school would help clear them up, really nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643360
That is the tricky part, but persistence helps

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643363
>Ryu is playing at the water fountain
>She sees you coming towards her
>"Oh god! He's going to hurt me!"
>She runs/slithers back inside and hides under the teacher's desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643365
>Follow her in
>Offer her some of my snacks, stay on side she can't see me from
>Offer to play with her
>Keep trying every day
I just want to be friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643360
The trick is to get her with the old trail-of-candy trick. And at the end of it you squat down in front of her, offering her a chocolate bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643370
>squat down
>offer her a chocolate bar
Put more thought into what you just sid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643371
Anon, that's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643371
Okay...
>Sit down
>Offer her a chocolate bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643375
That's better. God damn it, I can't get the idea of a Wurm on an assagore hippity hop.

[Anonymous No.]

In the spirit of Halloween, I give you Laska and Charon celebrating Halloween in their own way.

Too lewd for thread though

http://i.imgur.com/bnXGUJd.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643386
>Insert witty comment about smashing and/or carving pumpkins here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643386
>Pumpkin Butt
Too lewd indeed.

I choose to believe that pumpkin is made of edible body paint. I shall take it upon myself to clean Charon's butt of it's image. With my tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643391
>"Wanna smash this pumpkin, Anon?"

That's all I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643391
I'd like to go to town on her pumpkin pie.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a question:

Would you date a girl in a world where monster girls are only monster girls by sunset, and turn human by day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643321
>milf
>nobody wishing her one a while ago
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643424
Like Demona from Gargoyles? Her human form was made bearable by her ridiculously over the top French accent, so yes, I would.
>>12643425
Everybody forgot her birthday anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643428
If she's a milf she should have a husband or a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643425
Last time she was mentioned nobody chose her.
And she's been changed into a CC instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643424
I'd like to see something like that.

>All human girls are actually monster girls
>They all transform at the moment the sun sets
>At which point they transform into the monster girl that corresponds to a tattoo on their body

Certainly would appeal to the TF crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643362
I played Silent Hill when I was in kindergarten, it's nothing unusual.
>>12643431
Everybody forgot. That includes Mr. Sleeping on the Couch Forever and Little Miss Doesn't Get a New Shota This Year.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you convince your scylla waifu to keep her tentacles away from your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643437
Telling her that you'll break her copy of MGS4 if she doesn't listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643437
Personally, I wouldn't. If you need advice on that though, I suggest you talk to her about it and explain to her you don't like it. That's how relationships work.
>>12643438
If you're going to threaten someone, at least try to make the threats believable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643439
You're right. I should break her copy of Super Metroid first, to show her I mean business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643440
Why do you want to break that stuff anyway? You could just give her a firm no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643437
By not having a scylla waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643442
She doesn't listen to "No". Especially when it's mating season, and she pins me down and forces me to inseminate her 400.000+ eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643444
Well, maybe you should have considered this before you married her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643448
It was a shotgun wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643449
Too bad for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643439
>Personally, I wouldn't.
Why the defeatist attitude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643453
>defeatist
But anon, for me it's a victory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643439
>explain to her you don't like it
That'll just make her want to do it even more, to prove you wrong/make you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643452
She has strangely evil eyebrows...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643449
Lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643452
I know. Get drunk one night, wake up to a Scylla the next, and the next day after that her dad's at my front door demanding I make a proper woman out of his little girl or else he'll blow my brains all over my front door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643452
A scylla's tentacles crawling all over you must be one of the most horrifying and disgusting sensations in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643456
And yet her eyes say it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643454
Being penetrated as a man is never a victory, whether it be by a tentacle, another man's penis or cold steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643456
I find them lovely and strangely arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643452
I wish her scenes didn't place such a heavy focus on her tentacles
She had maybe 3 or 4 scenes that weren't some kind of tentaclejob
And we NEVER GET TO SEE HER NAKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643458
>Get drunk
See, that's your problem right there.
>>12643459
Would it feel better for you if she worse some nice, smooth stockings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643465
Wouldn't they just get all wet? Tentacles are slimy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643459
But that's one of my fetishes. I don't see how it would be horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643465
I like drinking.
I never even met her before that night. Sure, she's actually a very nice woman, but she's got a lot of quirks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643465
>wearing stockings over her fucking tentacles, like they were something attractive that deserved to be emphasized
Just no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643461
>never a victory
For me it is because that's what I want. Now stop arguing with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643467
Doesn't each tentacle move independently of the brain? Even if you tell her no, her tenacles won't listen. So why bring it up? You'll just make her sad in that she is distressing her husband and can't please him propperly because his dick inverts once he feels something slide up his anoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643471
Well, then it'll come up either way once you have sex. Might as well get it out of the way ASAP so she won't be too shocked when it happens and I go limp inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643469
I think it's pretty hot. Like an arachne wearing ornaments on her spiderlegs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643321
First I spread rumors, as anonymously as possible, designed to create a strong rivalry between the S&M group and the Egyptians.
With them safely distracted by their adorable gang warfare, I go and recruit the ryu and wyvern.
We join the two in the sandbox and all 5 of us make a big sign in the sand wishing our teacher a happy birthday.
Satisfied, my harem and I curl up together in the coils of the harem leader (that would be the teacher) and take a nap.
We will eventually be woken by the sounds of ever increasing violence coming from the playground. We rush outside to discover the dark elf passed out in a pool of unknown liquid with a blissful expression on her face. Following the trail of wetness we find Anubis doing unspeakable things to the P'ork at the direction of Pharaoh.
The rest of the kids and I try not to laugh as all 4 are sent to time-out. Pharaoh got an extra 10 minutes as the ring-leader.
When I get home my Apophis mom takes me out for ice cream to celebrate yet another successful conspiracy.
All-in-all it was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643471
I guess I should have prefaced by saying "not the guy you were talking to". But I agree with: >>12643472. It's important to a sex life to have boundaries well established ahead of time to prevent hurt feelings and arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643474
We don't have anything like that, do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643475
>plotting against Dark Elf and P'Orc
I-I'll fight you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643474
But shouldn't she be trying to divert attention away from those parts, rather than draw it towards them?
MGE's Troll had the right idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643386
This is quite well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643321
I'll help the Ryu and the Wyvern at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643475
>Apophis mom
Ophy you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643476
But if the guy can't stand having a tentacle in his ass, and she can't NOT stick a tentacle in his ass... how do you solve that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643488
Then you're at an impasse and a sexual relationship would not work. That's just how things go sometimes. You can't just agree to disagree at that point. It's best to end it and find a new scylla that doesn't have a penetration fetish and a man that does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643488
Get a new waifu, if you don't think you'll ever grow to like what the one you have does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643477
I guess it's something similar to this
http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/e26d3e1d2cfbaa031e8df3d4ede76cbd/753045%20-%20Cydaea%20Diablo%20Diablo_3%20Maiden_of_Lust%20Ragora.jpg

>>12643479
I personally would find the slick spider parts pretty neat. I'd be attrcted to them in the way a man is attracted to a meger powerful machine. Like I dunno. A tank or something. There's something beautiful in an organism designed to do nothing but kill. It's a similar beauty to that of a shark's.

A question just occured to me. Which waifu is the most useful?
>Fuck. Honey, I just snapped a string. Could you weave me a new one about this thick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643494
>most useful
Hmm. Kikimora is pretty handy around the house, but I think some of the reality warpers would be better than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643478
It's actually a plot against Pharaoh, the Dark elf and P'Ork are just collateral damage. I mean, its obvious what's going to happen when a sub and a switch go up against two doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643494
A Lilim. Reality warping/marbles is pretty useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643494
Is it bad if I'd find a spider girl's spider half actually quite erotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643488
Not him but all the bullshit about self directing tentacles is just like the nerves in a snake still coiling after you remove the head or a chicken running around with its head cut off. There's plenty of sub nerve clusters in any creature with a central nervous system. They're like repeaters in a radio network.

Otherwise an octopus wouldn't be able to direct them to open a jar or keep them still while jammed in a crevice to avoid being eaten or any other number of things.

Plus that's all controlled by a much less sophisticated brain than a human one, so the control of any animal parts on any monster will by definition be better than the original animal.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to let your goat daughteru eat what she wants, she'll grow out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643496
Yeah but any girl can be a maid. you might be onto somehting with reality warping though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643502
>Legman.jpg
Nothin' wrong with that in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643498
>collateral damage
Unacceptable! I'll fight for them! I'll kick you with the high heels they gave me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643502
As a part of her, I mean. I don't consider spiders erotic, but as a whole spider girls are fucking beautiful, and the lower body definitely contributes to that for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643512
So you're attracted to her as a whole, and not just specific parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643509
If I said that to a spider girl, would she tease me about it? Call me a hopeless pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643510
They're trying to turn you into an Alp you fool! You should be thanking me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643515
>Dickbullying.gif
Undoubtedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643512
I don't feel sexually attracted to actual spiders either, but I do think they're beautiful critters, and it it's a Spider Girl, I can freely kiss her hairy feet.
>>12643515
Oh you would get it alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643518
>They're trying to turn you into an Alp
Of course they are! Girls and boys can't be friends, but if I turn into a girl, we can be friends best friends forever! So there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643518
Be careful with what you do, or else the normally meek and quiet Girtablilu will beat you up and melt your hotwheels with a magnifying glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643514
Yes, of course. But I'd obviously also feel especially attracted to certain parts of her. Doesn't mean I wouldn't get a boner while caressing her long, smooth legs or her spider abdomen just as much as I would while fondling her breasts or licking her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643521
What about spider girl foot jobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643527
>licking her belly
This reminds me, who licks Wurmzilla's belly?
>>12643528
Scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643529
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643529
>This reminds me, who licks Wurmzilla's belly?
I would but I doubt my tongue would give much sensation to a 70 meter tall bombshell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643529
The hot kind of scary or the bad kind of scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643528
>Spoiler
How would that even work? They all taper to a point. Even if that point were to be soft, at best it'd be like having your dick tickled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643535
I think the spider girl from Vanadis does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643535
Not with proper spider girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643541
She actually jerks the protag's dick between two of her legs (and tickling it with the fluff covering them), rather than rubbing it with the tips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643531
She's been keeping all of her soft bits hidden for a long time, even a gentle breeze would make her giddy. You can do it anon!
>>12643534
Hot kind of scary, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643547
Would you rather do it with a spider girl like Rachnera (pointy legs), or one like this >>12643542?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643547
Someone has faith in me? Quick get me a boom crane and a case of bottled water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643551
Hmm. I'd probably enjoy the fluffy sensation more, but the pointy ones would be better for femdom and fearboners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643551
I find pointy legs more visually appealing, however I would rather touch fluffy spider legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643556
>>12643558
Which ones would you rather ejaculate on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643561
Pointy ones, I don't want to make the fluff all sticky with my dirty emissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643561
I'm >>12643558. I would rather ejaculate on shiny, pointy legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643561
Why would you cum on her legs instead of, say, her tits or her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643572
Not him but I would cum on everything. I'm not choosy.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think spider girls would have any erogenous spots on their spider half?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643575
Don't they have erogenous spots on their eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643579
This is one of those things that just proves Mother Nature doesn't know what she's doing. It also makes one of the scenes in Dragon Age Origins funnier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643575
Usually, it's the spinneret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643582
Is there a specific reason why this is such a common thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643595
Because it's basically their ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643596
...Spiders have anuses too, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643601
Of course they do. But most spider girls have their spinnerets as their anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643601
So where does Rach poop from? Does she use the toilet, or does she dispose of it by pooping in bags of her own web and throwing them over to Flanders' side of the fence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643595
Because teasing a spider girl's spinneret and making her squirt silk all over the place when she chums is hot as fuck?
Plus with some spider girls it's a fuckable orifice (not exactly accurate to normal spiders though)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643602
Would you perform oral on a spider girl's spinneret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643607
>ass to mouth
I don't know, Randal, what would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643602
The two are separate on the spider girl in that one Vanadis VN, which makes a lot more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643602
>>12643608
But that's totally wrong, spider girls often have their spinneret be a single orifice with the silk-producing organs inside, instead of being multiple protruding bits, but spinneret and anus are still separate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643607
Would you let a spider girl spin silk into your peehole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643616
Wouldn't it get stuck in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643617
Yes. You would never pee again. It's a really stupid idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643619
You could get a subincision...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643623
The idea is dumb. Dumb as a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643623
Let me get this straight; you want to have a spider girl block up your pee hole with spider silk and then cut your penis open so you can pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643624
>Wurm
>Dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643625
Now that you put it that way it sounds really horrifying. I clearly didn't think this one through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643626
Wurms are dumb, like foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643633
>Wurms
>Foxes
>Dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643635
>still not getting it
Anon, are YOU dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643636
I have been dropped on my head a lot, and dared to headbutt garbage trucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643637
>dared to headbutt garbage trucks
I've got to know about this. How did you get dared to headbutt multiple garbage trucks over several occurences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643637
So does being a human battering ram get you a lot of chicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643642
There's this Ryu who works at a local pizzeria, and she gives me free pizzas if I do what she says.

>>12643643
Lots of Wurms, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>Being attracted to the animal parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643645
>You will never watch a Ryu try to eat a Pizza and get messy cause she tried to lower it to avoid clawing up her face

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/Va9gB27h
Here's another little update from my little series of short stories. But you're too busy looking at the picture to care anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643696
Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643696
>2014
>not being a zoophile
I want normalfags to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643717

YOU stop, look at >>12643728

>but that's just a joke!

>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643696
But seriously, where do you think you are right now, m8?
Why don't you go to /fit/ and start preaching fat positivity while you're at it? I'm sure /g/ would love to hear how great Alienware and Beats are. You should tell /mu/ how hyped you are for the next MTV music awards. The folks at /pol/ are probably also just waiting to be told how wrong they are about the Jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643698
>You will never watch a Ryu try to eat a Pizza and get messy cause she tried to lower it to avoid clawing up her face
Pic related
>>12643738
You're definitely an idiot; That's certain. I can't tell if you're a troll, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643698
I'll also never share a cheesy pizza kiss with one either.

[Anonymous No.]

> Centorea will never wear a cowboy-riding-a-horse costume for Halloween

Why even live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643750
>You'll never kiss the messy pizza cheese remains on her face off after it fell on her from the accident.
>Then help her eat the Pizza by feeding it to her yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643742
Monstergirls are attractive because of the love and loyalty they display, plus all the revere rape you could want. Physically, the attraction comes from the contrast between the animal and human parts, but if you're into it exclusively because of the animal parts, you're in the wrong place. Bestiality is not welcome here, where do you think all the horse pussy hate comes from?

>>12643747
Fuck off zoophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643757
>you'll never share a long and sensual kiss with her, savoring the flavor of the cheese on her lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643742
Oy vey, what's wrong with the jews?
They even made chinese cartoons about jews that you like so much!
http://blogs.wsj.com/japanrealtime/2014/10/29/embassy-of-israel-releases-promotional-anime/
> Shalom-chan, a parrot adorned with the Star of David and carrying an olive branch. Shalom-chan “is working hard for world peace as Israel’s goodwill ambassador,” the mascot’s official biography states.
>Shalom-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643758
>everyone likes monstergirls because of the loyalty
>not because they're monster girls
Are you missing a few chromosomes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643762
No - he has one extra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643762

>Monstergirls are attractive because of the love and loyalty they display
>Physically, the attraction comes from the contrast between the animal and human parts

He was just defining why we like Monstergirls, though. What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643766
So he's still defective then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643762
Stop posting anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643767
One man trying to explain why everyone likes monstergirls sounds pretty stupid to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643769
Is it Down Syndrome, or just the concept of humour that you don't quite understand?

[Anonymous No.]

Based Janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643773
That's the main draw HERE, from what I've seen. Don't try to come in now and say the attraction has always come from the animal parts because that's absolute bullshit. We've always tried to avoid falling down that path, a few of you wanting the animal parts more than the human parts does not make this your playground.

[Anonymous No.]

Based Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643778
>>12643783

I'd hold her hand. But not because I wanted to or anything. Baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643779
You're confusing me for someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643778
Cleaned the fuck up. Why can't /a/ be this good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643779
>more
Why can't we just appreciate all of a monster girl equally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643789
Because their different features aren't meant to be equally attractive. People thinking shit like that really shows that MGE is the cancer killing monstergirls. The genre needs to return to its roots of dangerous but sexy predators. Something that'd cause conflicting feelings of fear and arousal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643789
I appreciate all parts equally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643797
I'd like her more if she didn't keep biting you with her tail. That shit seems painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643802

Biting is like kissing with a winner. You want it to stop you either have to make her less in love with you or assert your dominance over the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643796
Just shut the fuck up already. Regardless of whether or not your actually right or not, you're causing a disturbance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643803
Or deal with the fact that MAMANO MANA prevents her from actually harming you at all, and her tail biting you would feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643796
So, monstergirls have to be dangerous, not just exotic?

[Anonymous No.]

> All these MGU-level shills and bait

Stop replying to them and let Janet sweep away the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643789
It's a cherry-on-top thing. The heterogenous nature of MGs is a large part of their appeal. I'm not fond of gin, for example, but it goes great with tonic water. In the same way, Not every facet of an MG is appealing, but the end product is greater than the sum of the parts.
>>12643796
>MGs most only be about femdom
Nope. Romanticism has greatly broadened horizons for MG fandom. Try to be grateful about all the extra content being generated, rather than bitching about whatever portion of it isn't to your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643806
Nah, things like that still hurt
But they don't hurt enough to be a real detriment to the quality of sex, and you'll eventually start finding the sensation enjoyable, plus the venom makes bliss spread through your body from the point where you're bitten so it only hurts for a few seconds
The only ones with outright pleasurable bites are vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643810
Janet is love, and pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643812
This, completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643814
Great, now I'll have to reread KC's crap plot to understand things again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643812
Okay, great, then how about you tell me how I'm ALLOWED to feel about every different facet of a monster girl, since evidently your word is law and should be followed by all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643816
>Bullying a Hol with shit snake
Fku

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus janitor, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643704
I wish there was a fighting game where you get powerups from posing fabulously...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643828
What about that JJBA game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643829
That's just JoJo, posing fabulously is second nature to them. Or first nature, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643832
A Jojo learns to pose fabulously before walking or crawling.
Which monster would be as fabulous as them?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit we're getting MIRV'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643827

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643838
How oddly appropriate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643834
Alpollo alone. Possibly Dhampirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643841
Story about a Jojo Dhampir when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643843
Can it also be about swashbuckling? Pirates optional, but would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643841
Holy shit that anatomy is all kinds of gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643845
So she's hunting pirates...on the sea? Don't vampires have issues with water or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643843
Part 5?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643847
I don't see anything wrong with it.
>>12643848
Poppycock.
>>12643849
Holy shit that's true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643847
Like the scrotum or the widely spaced eyes?

>>12643849
5 was just one big gold experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643853
The worst is the tube of a midsection. Damn. It's both grotesquely twisted AND way too fucking long, and then she doesn't have a fucking hip bone either.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be neat? MetalMorphosis doing a cover of Temple of the King. I wish I could hear Moth-chan singing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643870
Why not Battle on the Big Bridge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643873
>Why not
I want to see Moth-chan's slight blush as she sings about
>the strong young men of the rising Sun
and stuff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643875
Sounds unappealing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643877
Fine, let's not have a good time.
...TSZICHING sonnova...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643881
I was merely telling you how I didn't like it. I was not telling you to stop having fun or a good time. My head isn't so far up my own as that I can wear myself as a hat, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643881

Don't TZICH me now, I'm havin' a good time~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643886
Moth singing Don't Stop Me Now when?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643886
This works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643886
YES

[Anonymous No.]

I must ask: How do you view tattoos on monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643894
Like I view tattoos on people: if they're ugly, they're ugly, if they're well made then they're well made.
...is that Succubutt telling the guy to stop feeling her up>>12643894
? Is she on her period or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643894
Like with most things it really depends on the context. As in what the tattoo is, where it is, who the girl is, what she is like, and probably some other things I'm forgetting. Generally though their either slutty or hot, in some cases both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643896
No, she's just trying to play the game.
Read the whole thing, I recommend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643896
>that random second link to the same post
Curious. Here's a Dragon in a pretty dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643903
Here's a frolicking Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643905
My Dragon has a ribbon tied to her tail, I win.
>that look on her face
Fine, it's a draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643903
>those ugly ass arms
Fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643905
Her hands seem small. I guess I'm too much of a fan of BIG MEATY CLAWS to enjoy regular sized claws anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643914
Does this dragon girl >>12643903 have better looking ones in your opinion then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643920
Yeah, here's seem bigger and more powerful, an improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643894
That manga was pure olev, I wish there was more MG content like that out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643894
His fucking face on the last page is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643930
Simple Girl.

I love this brand of asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643926
Would you hold hands with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643897
I like ethnic tattoos. Hipster tattoos a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

oni lowlife cont from last thread

>H...Hey babe. I sure fucked up big time, didn't I?
She weezed, strings of bloody mucus dripping from the corners of her mouth.
"Don't talk. The ambulance will be here soon."
>Here I was, thinking I'd impress you with my little freeform wrestling debut. Show you and the world that your woman's no loser. Mak-- [*coughs*] make somethin out of myself, finally get the dough to treat you the way you deserve. G..guess that backfired, heh.
>I'm sorry for...everything. I failed you. I don't deserve your love babe.
"Please. Save your energy, you'll pull through this."
>I ain't got much longer. That long black cloud's comin down, I feel like I'm knockin on heaven's door.
>Is that you God?
>But first, needta settle some business. Tell Wanda I hid the box of lottery tickets neath the backseat. Woman needs all the help she can get, providing for a husband and five daughters. Also, I borrowed some money from Lesley. Tell that scaly daughter of a bitch she's never seeing a penny of it.
"Ok."
>And if you could do me one last favor, before I'm off to the big shambala in the sky.
A long, rasping cough.
"Anything."
>P... pa..
You lean in closer.
>Pantsu.
>Gimme your pantsu.
>Preferably those tight blue briefs with the stars on em, but whatever you're wearing is more than appreciated.
"S-sure. Anything to make you comfortable."
>Thanks babe. You're too good for me.
You take your underwear off and hand it to her. She runs the crumpled briefs under her nose, breathing in deeply.
>Ah.. Not a bad way to go...
The hand goes limp as the ambulance pulls up. That night she's rushed to a nearby hospital. You beg Dr. Ushi to do everything in her power to save her, but she just stares at you.
"Please, how much longer she's got?"
>About another day or so.
You can't hold back the tears.
>Maybe longer. Should be out by Friday.
"What?"
>Oh, you know. Onis are fast healers, she was already out of danger by the time she got here.

(a) laugh
(b) cry
(c) rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643956
RAGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643956
Rage on that bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643956
Rage for worrying me so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643956
Laugh, come on, she got you good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643956
Cry. She needs to comfort us now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643956
All three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643956
Laugh. She got me good, I'll give her that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643970
>All three.
The legendary hysterical laugh/cry/chest pound? This man is a genius!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642719
Of course I would!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642754
Yell "WRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!" as you cum inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643558
Spider legs aren't actually fluffy. Their hairs are barbed and meant to come off, and they are highly irritating and itchy if they touch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644012
I know that's true of spiders but would the same be true if you scaled up the hairs to human size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644012
I'm pretty sure not all spider hairs are like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643894
Depends. If they have some sort of cultural or traditional value, that is a lot different than getting something cause your drunk and think it looks cool and trendy. The vast majority of tattoos and shit on 3DPD I think are degenerate and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644018
All spiders are hellspawns

[Anonymous No.]

An Ushi Oni comes up to you and asks if you know where a good salon is. She says she's new in town. Just looking at her tells you she's fresh from her cave, but she isn't giving you "through the floor" vibes.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644032
Point her to the nicest salon I know. I'll even walk her there if the instructions are too confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644032
Since I don't know anything about good salons I look it up on my phone and give her directions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644032
Keep a good distance, point out a salon and start running the moment she looks away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644032
>An Ushi O-

I'm already running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644051
Dass racist, anon. Not every Ushi-Oni is a terrifying rape train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644051
For you she's going to chase you down, tackle you, and ask you if you know where a good salon is.

[Anonymous No.]

I finished downloading all the 9 volumes of the manga, and I know a few anons here like Frosted Rapes.
Thought it would be cool posting the rest of her pics, if anyone is interested.

http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644032
Give her the best directions I can give to her to the nearest salon I know
If anything, I'll just walk her there if she gets lost, and show her the sights
I'm too nice for my own good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644054
>not Ushi is a terrifying rape train

Anon stop with the jokes please, It hurts to laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644055
No one, and I mean NO ONE, can catch me when I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644039
>>12644040
>>12644059

Your reward is a headpat and an offer of a paid-for lunch. The catch is the only day you're both free is during a full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644067
I didn't know Usain Bolt was into monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644054
>das racist

I don't give a fuck, I like my pelvis in working order at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644032
"What's a salon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644071
I won't turn down free lunch with a nice gal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644071
How does she know I like head pats? Anyways I don't think the full moon would drastically affect our lunch date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644072
Believe it motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644073
Maybe you're the problem, huh!? You should start doing deadlifts so you can receive her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644071
>Paid-for
I'm paying, right? Because if she's new in town I don't want her busting her cash on me because I was a good Samaritan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644078
I didn't know Samuel L. Naruto was into monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644084
Well maybe you should read a goddamn book you dumbass motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644076
>>12644077
>>12644082

> You have obtained: 1 Ushi Oni Girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644058
> all 9 volumes

So you mean, ALL all of it? I hope to Hathor a translator will want to pick it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644080
Maybe people wouldn't run the fuck away from Ushi's if they didn't take pleasure in busting guys pelvises

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644080
Maybe she should stop being an ugly rape spider! You ever think about that, huh!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644055
>Help! I'm being raped!
>"No, seriously, sir, I just want to know where to find a good sal--"
>Ahh! I can feel her claws DIGGING INTO ME!
>"Oh, shit, sorry about that."
>Everyone's looking at them now
>Gasps and shudders from the onlookers as they're certain they know what's coming next
>Ushi-oni is trying as hard as she can to keep the guy pinned without hurting him
>"Dammit, I'm just trying to ask a question!"
>Then why did you chase me and tackle me?!
>"Instincts, alright? And you're the tenth guy to run away the moment I asked. I'm getting my answer!"
>Hearing whispers, the ushi-oni looks up and notices the small crowd
>Everyone's too scared to get in-between a ushi-oni and her prey, but the vibe she's getting is harsh. Except for the guy in the back with his hand down his pants.
>"Fuck."
>Let's her captive go, sighs, and walks away from the crowd.
>"Shoulda just fucking googled it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644086
I'm gonna need a bigger bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, the aggression levels just went way up. Is it the Ushi Onis subject or is it just the time of day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644086
Well, I might need to remodel the house no. But other from that, awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644092

> Fia snaps.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644091
>an ugly rape spider
You're gonna make her cry, you piece of shit! Stop Ushi bullying today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644097
Maybe we're getting cross-posters from /hbg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644100
Fuck that shit!

Burn their fluffy parts, dump garbage and sewer water on them. and finally tell them that only insane morons would love a freak like her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644102
The dimensional wall is tearing a hole in the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644105
Oh god I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644103

> You have obtained: 1 Matango Infestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644108
Guess my house is gonna have burn to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644103
You are a terrible person and I sort of want to write a cute Ushi story now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644110
Ushi's can't be cute.

They can never be cute, they're horrible rape monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644108

Fuck that. >>12644103 has it all right. The only thing Ushi Oni's and Matango deserve is excessive application of napalm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644109
Who said the infestation was in your house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644100
>make her cry

Good! Maybe she'll think before she confines some poor bastard to a bed or wheelchair.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-Oh! Your daughteru ate your favorite snack that you were about to eat while you weren't looking, how do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644113
Well.

Guess I'm gonna have to burn myself to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115

Eat her favourite snack as punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115
She's grounded from her favorite toy for a week. You hear me? A week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644105
It's a possibility, besides, Ushi's probably know that there best chance for finding like-minded hb's is when they're the subject.

>>12644106
Why not? Our world gets pretty bland, I'd welcome MG's in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115
Kiss her so I can get a taste of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644088
I believe so, but some sites says it's on hiatus.

The webcomic ends up at the Act 35. The last Act I got here is 55.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644120
But anon, if monsters come into out world.

I can't have my Quite Life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644122
Christ man, don't lose them then, if we can find a willing translator for it, we could finally read aboit frosted rapes and company

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115
Take her to Baskin Robins, eat a jamoca almond fudge and rocky road sundae in front of her and not give her any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644124
Who says you can't? You could find a nice dormouse and settle down somewhere out of the way, maybe a nice cabin out in the rockies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644120
Did you forget all the other stuff on the internet might leak?

Blue waffle guro furry vaginas everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644108
>>12644112

Matangos have souls, and they need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644124
You mean Lohas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644127
Can I blow up monsters and take their hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644129
Some people need kidneys and you don't se others lining up to give theirs away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644129

MIDF plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644125
I hope so, this manga is crazy as fuck.

The only waifu material is Frosted and Monkey though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644131
>take their hands
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115

Tell her in the usual calm and caring father tone that what she did wasn't very nice and that she should at least ask me before doing it again WHILE SCREAMING INTERNALLY ALL THE WHILE BECAUSE NOBODY SHOULD GET BETWEEN ME AND MY GOD DAMN FOOD AND I GET REAL FUCKING MAD WHEN I'M HUNGRY

Then I'd just smile warmly while gently patting her head and let her go play outside.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO EATING THAT SNACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644131
Only if you start with the monster you know the best. Yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644128
Silly anon, we're talking about MG's, if they came to our world, it's either by their hand via magic, or our hand via scientific methods like a cascade resonance via the LHC, I doubt anything else would come through

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644139
Collection purposes.

>>12644141
I'd rather let a monster with shit hair take me out thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Monster Girl version of The Adam's Family be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644144
Whole family or just the women? Morticia could easily be a Wight. Wednesday might be a dark elf, with her mindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644142
>I doubt anything else would come through

Saying this.
Where dimensional portals are concerned.
To bring a different species we don't fully understand into our world.
In October.

You haven't broken the stupid-o-meter but you're pretty up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115
Back to the orphanage with her. There are plenty of other daughterus in need of adoption, one of them will be a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644148
Whole family I guess.

Just replace the men with random Monster Girls. Like a Lich Girl instead of Uncle Fester.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644149
Shhh, don't jinx it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644143
Kira please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115
Tell her I was saving it, forgive her, and buy two more, one for me and one for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644149
Why does this remind me of The Nightmare before Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644153
Uncle Fester would be a Thunderbird.
The hairy uncle would be a Kejouro.
>Thing wpuld be chochin obake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644156
Who?

Nah man, I'm not whoever you said.
You know too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644159

Now I want to see a MG version of "this is Halloween"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115
Make her pay out the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644161
Maybe Thing would just be a feminine hand that crawls under the blanket while you sleep and does lewd things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644163
Wouldn't be to hard to conceptualize. They are already monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115
Eat her favourite food right when she was about to eat hers when she isn't looking
And give her the smuggest grin when she realizes what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644163
>Men and boys of every age, would you like to see something strange?
>Cum with us and you will see
>This our town of Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644153
Fester wouldn't be a lich, >>12644161 has the right idea.

Gomez could be a merrow, strictly due to how passionate they're supposed to be. Pugsly could be a goblin or something similar. The grandmother could easily be a witch or bapho, not sure about Lurch though, golem maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644169
Stop fucking Cheshire's anon.


You're getting too smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644159
Just looked it up; that movie is 21 years old now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644170

>Aren't you horny?
>Well that's just fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644172
Lurch I see as a Troll. Huge, "dim witted" and gentle, but scary up close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644174
What, seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644174
Holy fuck I feel old.

>>12644176
>Say it once, say it twice. Take a chance on paradise.
>Riding your dick in the dead of night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644179
Yep. I was 9 when it came out. I feel old now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644115
I make sure to do the same thing for her birthday.
and christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644174
Jesus fuck I just hit by a brick of age right now

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys having a quarter life crisis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644199

We got people in their 30's here, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644199
Been having that for awhile. A quarter dead and nothing to show for it, plus college is a fucking waste since I'm still not guarenteed anything. Life is shit, and all I want is a cute monster girl to love. Fuck everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644199
I doubt I'll live longer than my mid sixties. I'm certainly not making it to 120. This is my mid life crisis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643616
Aren't a spider's asshole and spinnerettes really close together anyway?

Like, Urethra-Vagina close?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644207
>'accidentally' put it in your arachne's wrong hole
>she loves it all the same, but insists if you stick it in her spinnerettes again she's going to web you to the ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644215
Can I finger it while I fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644219
only if you buy her dinner afterwards
and probably an ice pack for your crotch following a night with an arachne

[Anonymous No.]

We can all agree that webjobs are best jobs, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644199
I'm only 18 so I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644233
Give it two years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644234
B-but I want to live longer than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644226
I have enough Fire to turn you into carbon, keep walking insect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644233
Wait until your 21st birthday
The realization that turning 21 is the final milestone until you're retirement-age is pretty hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644234
I needed one, I'm unemployed and sharing the same pain as >>12644202

I want a jinko to cuddle with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642757
Which Dio?

Peanut Butter Dio, Castlevania Dio, Anime Dio, Angry Lesbian Clown Dio, Diego, or Diego2.0?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644246
Anon, I AM that guy. Two years ago I was optimistic as shit. And now, well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642808
This is what happens when you use Toku designers instead of Kazuma Kaneko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644248
I was optimistic until June, then life became shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643849
GioGio was human, albeit a very boring one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644247
I'd want to dress up as Dino Diego.

The cutest Brando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644259
Mine's just been a slow erosion of the spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644259
>>12644267
Jesus fucking christ you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644263
Which is funny because you'd think Shithair McHealpunch would be worse, but in fact he was the best JoJo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644270
This is why men drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644273
>but in fact he was the best JoJo
Wrong, that was Johnny, as he actually felt like a main character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644279
Good for me that I'm not depressed because I hate the taste of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644280
>Johnny

You mean Crying Cripple?

I mean it's just my opinion but I prefer Josuke and his part.
I will give you that if Steel Ball Run had monster girls it would be super fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640445
There are a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644284
I still think she'd look better without the paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644267
Oh well, back on topic.

I love Pharaoh's face on this one. Luth's drawings never cease to amaze me.
This and the Kraken one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644199
I've been here too long for that to be the case. This is who I am for realsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644288
Don't think I have that one. Is there a gallery of his shit somewhere like Danbooru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644283
SBR doesn't need monstergirls in order to be the best part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644287
Nigger what is it with you and hating paws. They are a feature on lots of monster girls, get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644293
Oh I'm not saying that it isn't the best.

I'm just saying that In my opinion I like Part 4 just a tiny bit more, and that if it had monster girls it would be pretty fun in it's own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644294
They look like hairy masses of tumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644282
I was like that too, once. I disliked the burn of alcohol and dumped a good amount of my first bottle (Arrogant Bastard, probably not the best choice for a first beer) down the drain. Two years later, I still dislike beer more for the bitterness, but will drink hard cider, vodka or whiskey like it was water.
I just want a monster girl I can talk with

[Anonymous No.]

So how would you guys feel if the next chapter of Wurm Wrangler had Apophis and Anubis as bickering announcers?
I just came up with that now. I don't know if it's a good idea or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644292
Yes, but it's on dA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644298
And hands don't?
>>12644300
From my parents I know I probably have an addictive personality so I just stay away from it all together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644305
>And hands don't?
Feminine, dainty hands look beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644305
They clearly don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644304
Oh, that is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644304
>>12644292

Or you know, here: http://imgur.com/a/x0tMf#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644302
As long as it is used as a device to help describe the action, I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644311
>http://imgur.com/a/x0tMf#5
Is this an Ushi-Oni in a wedding dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644312
Well I wasn't going to use them for anything else. Except tirades where Anubis praises the engineering skills of her ancestors for building such marvelous constructs. And Apophis expressing her hope that Wurmzilla goes on a rampage and wrecks everything. But yeah, to describe the action.
>>12644317
Isn't it too plain for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644317

Just a normal cocktail one afaik

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644311
Oh that's right. I forgot we had an imgur, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644318
>But yeah, to describe the action.
That's perfect then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644298

Then what the fuck are you even doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644199

Not really.

I'm the only one of my little group of friends that took up a trade instead of going to university, now I pull in about $74k a year while they're all still at home, struggling to find work. I know I've got it pretty damned good compared to most my age, so I keep my mouth shut when things start to bother me, as I haven't much right to complain.

The wanderlust, though, is getting a bit too much to bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644341
People aren't allowed to have opinions here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644341
>wanting giant misshapen masses of flesh and hair touching you
>or rubbing your dick
pawfags are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644223
>following a night with an arachne
Is any one following Terra Formars? Really makes me think about the logistics of fucking human-scale insects. Arachne, for instance. but I mean imagine an ant girl. How fucking powerful her thrusts would be. Like. Seismic thrusts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644368
Enjoy your penis fracture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643956
All of the above is the only appropriate reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644294
>They are a feature on lots of monster girls
And all of them would look better without them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644379
...for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644375
>fracture
There needs to be a stronger word for what she would do with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644358
They just look like big hands. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not even a pawfag but you are retarded.
>>12644379
Maybe in your opinion but not the rest of the people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644389
>They just look like big hands.
Which is highly unattractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644391
>Which is highly unattractive.
Hey, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644391
Fuck you, I love a girl who can hold me in her big claws. Being princess carried and protected in them is bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644391
So big body parts look unattractive to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644404
Not in general, but big hands are typically a masculine trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644407
How about this, then?
>Big tits
>Child birthing hips
>Ass for days
>GIGANTIC MAN HANDS
Could you still love her, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644399
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644407
>I am a closeted homosexual
Well that settles that, let's stop arguing over matters of state and talk about something different. Like fitness. You guys do keep yourselves fit, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644358

Have you ever considered that some people may just want big meaty paws for cuddling? Not every single thing related to monstergirls HAS to have something to with/end up in sex all the fucking time, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644413
I couldn't get fat if I tried. And trust me I have tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644412
>sandwiched between soft breasts, fluffy paws and rock-hard abs
Truly heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644411
>Could you still love her, Anon?
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644419
But that's not the same as being fit! Time for sit-ups! Hold your pair's feet down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644413
>finding masculine looking features unattractive makes you a closeted homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644415
>Not every single thing related to monstergirls HAS to have something to with/end up in sex all the fucking time, you know.
>Baphomet Complex
>repeated mentions of how soft the baphomet protagonist's fur is and how squishy her paw pads are
>ends up giving onii-chan a pawjob
Yeah, nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644424
I have no need to be fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644428

Meh, I never read it. I don't know why you're bothering so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644428
>one story about one of the shittiest groups in all of mge represents every single monster girl
Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644429
So you won't help Moth-chan with her workout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644442
Not unless she does handstand pushups into my dick or something, although that sounds more like an oni thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644442
Of course I would. And then I would lick those abs afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644424
No bug woman could have tits and an ass like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644455
Not even an atlas beetle woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644411
Is it bad that I think a handjob from her would feel absolutely fantastic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644455
If she worships Hathor she could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644460
How? She'd have to pinch your dick to do it. Small hands can be that much more accurate while jerking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644464
Just make a ring with her fingers and jerk it, same as always. I don't see that feeling any better or worse than usual, but it shouldn't suck. With troll the real appeal is the bodacious bod and lewd odor though, and she would have that going for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644383
I want to flick a manticores ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644464
I'm still pissed that this ended up as THE handjob monster girl in MGE
I don't like toddler hands
Or toddlers for that matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644475
Too small, like 12 is the best loli age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644471
Too bad she ONLY has T&A going for her, and the rest of her looks either plain or just plain ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644475
By far one of the worst monsters KC has put out so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644478
Opinions, and completely disregarding the listed smell for those interested and the interesting applications being able to grow plants on one's body might bring. At the very least she's only got the hands going against her, really. You can't say much about her huge feet when so many MG have hooves, chitinous spikes or something equally not fappable either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644480
Japanese Dwarves are like Gnomes, I wonder why?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

New chapter of Dr Hitomi is up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644488
With the little sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644484
>You can't say much about her huge feet when so many MG have hooves, chitinous spikes or something equally not fappable either.
Yeah, but monster features being unfappable is kind of a given, so they have to compensate with the human parts being sexier than usual, and Troll fails on that front. Very plain looking face, ugly ears and haircut...

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12644489
No, that's the next one. This one is just another chapter of Hitomi only being good for that big eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644486
No clue, I just hate it for being and pandering to toddlercons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644411
I want to make daughterus with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644493
Is "eye" used as some kind of euphemism here?
>>12644494
But we must get to the bottom of this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644491
You're really bad at getting this whole "opinions" thing, aren't you? Nothing you said in this post is objective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644498
Well
>Yeah, but monster features being unfappable is kind of a given, so they have to compensate with the human parts being sexier than usual
That part was. Not the stuff about Troll herself though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644484
>when so many MG have hooves, chitinous spikes or something equally not fappable
Well, MGE has us believe that those things are supposed to be beautiful. Somehow.
KC is a hack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644110
Call it "my Ushi-oni can't be this cute"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644499
>That part was.
It wasn't. Neither the monster features being unfappable portion nor the need for compensation due to unfappability is inherently true. Especially the unfappability thing, you've got no- actually no, you SHOULD have some idea the kind of shit people are into since you're on 4chan. It's fine if you don't like troll, but you've got no real points to argue against her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644505
>you SHOULD have some idea the kind of shit people are into since you're on 4chan
I like to pretend that the closet fur/beastfaggots don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644510
>I like to pretend that the closet fur/beastfaggots don't exist.
Too bad, they do. You've gotta be prepared to deal with dipping your feet into that water with this fetish though we don't go full furry here. Besides, we've got this guy >>12644460 right here that would love to have a troll handjob and her hands aren't furry.

[Anonymous No.]

We've done pretty damn good on the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644399
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

It is a shame people keep reposting the same images each thread, always the same frosted rapes pics etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644521
Well it's not like there is any new frosted rapes.

Unless someone posts her death scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644521
Are you saying we should post stuff we never get to post?

[Anonymous No.]

If you want a manga TLed, go teach yourself written Japanese and TL it yourself, and people will love you for it.
Half of you have nothing better to do anyway, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644424
Where are the wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644505
>but you've got no real points to argue against her
Then how about their affinity with earth magic and their supposed role in creating superpowered earth-mages feeling extremely tacked-on, like KC is trying to push unneeded importance on an otherwise unremarkable "filler" monster?
Or them being embarrassed about their odor or their hands and feet making absolutely no sense when it was explicitly mentioned in setting material that monsters love their bodies, the things they can do with them and the power they have over men thanks to said body? Suddenly introducing a monster that dislikes her own body contradicts some of the fundamental tenets of MGE's monster girls elaborated upon in some of the earliest written works.

[Anonymous No.]

This about it, start at the begining , tthis character means this, this one means that.
I know some people who actually teach themselves Japanese by Translating manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644517
>though we don't go full furry here
If you wanna get jerked off by something like paws or huge reptilian claws you're already pretty much all the way there man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644475
>>12644480
I hope this gets an update and looks less ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it was Shirobei that were shy, and not Ryus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644457
>Atlas beetle woman
Maybe, but no man could handle something that big and strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644537
But he's not dressing up in a fursuit and having sex with another person in a fursuit in public, how is he full furry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644519
>>12644521

You can thank Janet and her nuke stockpile for that.

Dammit, now I want a drawing of Janitor in a military outfit standing in front of a large DEFCON monitor in a dark room, pointing out target posts that are to be deleted and posters to be banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644527
So what's stopping you from doing the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644543
I wasn't really talking about the mentally ill "b-but it's a lifestyle!" faggots here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/116117702

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644530
>Then how about their affinity with earth magic and their supposed role in creating superpowered earth-mages feeling extremely tacked-on, like KC is trying to push unneeded importance on an otherwise unremarkable "filler" monster?
More opinion. Seems like the fantasy I've been reading recently would lend itself to earth element trolls anyway.

>Or them being embarrassed about their odor or their hands and feet making absolutely no sense when it was explicitly mentioned in setting material that monsters love their bodies...
There's a valid point, but it's only relevant in certain contexts. "Would you waifu/ fug a troll" is not one of those; it's really more of a meta thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting from the last thread with a minor edit:
Admit it. If a monstergirl was to show up at your place, you wouldn't wait for her to make the first move and almost immediately tackle her and fuck her on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644544
Would you like a version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS3kiRYcDAo

With Janet to use in case of shitstorms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644521
People are lazy, or hesitant because of the image conservation thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644553
And I'll tell you the same thing I said last time; Of course not, she deserves better than the floor. We're going to my room to break the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644553
That's rape, and rape is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644553
I would Hobbes her, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644544


Perhaps like the command center from evangelion?


I can see your image though.

"Shitcon 5, shitcon 5 , prepare for cleaning!"

The room is packed full of Kikimoras sitting at desks.
The symbol over the monitors is the 4chan logo.
and 1 main CC kikimora commander

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644555
The latter of which makes no sense, because we always have imgur

Unless you guys are lazy about copying links or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644556
>>12644558
But what if she wants it raw, nasty and dirty?
>>12644559
I'd bounce her on my lap for a while and then let her have her way with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644562
Soooo, Janet posing as Gendo when?

>>12644566
>But what if she wants it raw, nasty and dirty?

>implying I don't have bondage equipment stored in my room
Anon, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644564
Not everyone has one, I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644553

One does not pounce an Ushi Oni, they merely are proactively raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644553


>>12640473

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644570
What, an imgur account? You don't need to make one, you can upload and post shit just fine without it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644566
You're an anon, a good chance that 70% of you will have to pay for sex, and 80% those who pay will burst before insertion. The likely hood of you getting raw, nasty, and dirty is low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644553
What if she tackles me?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about tsukumogami? Any particular type you wish to see more of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644558

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644398
>fetishizing oversized hands
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644568
>Tie wolfu up.
>She hates it
>Ties you up instead and rides your dick like a it's the last one on earth.
>>12644572
This >>12639161
>>12644574
I'm one of those mythical unvirgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644576
>filename

Is it what I think it is?

[Anonymous No.]

Yo guys commercial-kun here.

Got a question for you, about to start another series of shorts, finished the policewoman kikimora ones.

Would you rather read about a professional Ryu business woman or a Foxwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644530
>like KC is trying to push unneeded importance on an otherwise unremarkable "filler" monster?
He was upset over MGU at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
RYU

RYU

RYU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
Clicked sent before I finished that, sorry

Or a Fox Woman starting a business?

Both stories will be in a vanilla style MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
What does the foxwoman do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644576
Wrestle for dominance? for just accept it and pay her back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
That depends, elaborate on the Fox Woman.

Also, if you go the Ryu route, what would her business be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644553

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644588
>for
Or*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
RYU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644530
>Suddenly introducing a monster that dislikes her own body contradicts some of the fundamental tenets of MGE's monster girls elaborated upon in some of the earliest written works.
There is precedent tho. Doppelganger has similar insecurities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644583
With some profiles you can just kind of tell that KC didn't care much for them. Like Tentacle, which he just quickly threw together to make the faggots bitching about cosplay tier shut up when he was doing Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644587
I'm going to say Ryu on this one then.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox woman starting a beauty salon.
all comedy

Ryu running a local temp agency.
again comedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644581
Yep, well debatably, as the shota in the pictures with her is rather tiny by shota standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
Professional foxwomans of all types have been done before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644553


Things you will never hear a monstergirl say:
Don't come inside!!

[Anonymous No.]

However, all of your responses have made me wonder something.

What kind of Business would you see a Ryu running/owing?

In my main story the Ryu is a CC and owns a Bank, local ISP, and a few smaller businesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
Gimme the Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644602
Don't molest the shota.

How have people not learned this?
Shotas are for husband grooming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644553
>raping the MG

Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644604
Yeah, I was just noticing that, them and elves.

Fox woman running an escort service seem plausible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644614
It's not rape if she wants it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644613
what's this about shotas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644618
reposted earlier in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644610
Ryu owns famous tabloid magazine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644618
Now that's his fault for not running.

He deserves to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644614
>not raping the MG

I hope every one of your relationships ends in NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644613
I'm sure the adoptive MG would husbando the kid once he reaches sexual maturity, even if he is still short, hairless, and baby-faced.

It'd be even better if the mom was a Cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644610
A non profit organization that drills well in Africa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644626
*wells

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644627
>>12644626
But Ebola!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644628
It's fiiiiiine
It's fine.

Know what I mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644628
She doesn't actually goes to Africa. She sets up the funding for having wells drilled in small villages unable to afford drilling a well. Ryus are river goddesses according to myth. I think it's fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644524
Well, I downloaded the 9 volumes. I got all pics of her.

It's sad she's bad and had to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644642
Her death isn't in those.

[Anonymous No.]

Local villagers/society want your MG dead. Would you fight to the death for her, go on the run or try to reform society so MG's get accepted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644628
Is Ebola-Chan a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644646
Yes but she prefers blacks people, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644646
No.

She's just a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644644
That shouldn't be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644644
My waifu could beat up a rabble of villagers, but if it was an option we would probably just move/flee to a demon realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644643
So she didn't die here?

http://i.imgur.com/1k46XQR.jpg

There are more raws then? Or is it somewhere in the webcomic version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644649
>Talk dirty to me!
>Tell me all about putting people in debt!
>T-talking about investment scams isn't fair!
>Hit me in the face with one of the stacks while you cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644648
How?
She does the world a favor by removing degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644656
She just got knocked out, you can't kill a sex goddess that easily.

[Anonymous No.]

You and your Hol waifu finally have a cute little calf daughteru. However she doesn't moo she goes "A-Moo! A-MOO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644666
>666

I'm watching you, Satan.

I'd still love her regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644666
A cow girl would have an amazing booty with those natural high heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644662
Shit. Seemed pretty bad to me. Glad I'm wrong, then.

I need to find the rest, if isn't in that webcomic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644383
>You will never in a porn film with a Manticore that has a XXL-sized tail pussy.
>You will never turn to the camera with a femcum-stained face and tell the world your name and that you're addicted to thick, throbbing tail-pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644675
nope, and lets keep it that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644659
I want to ravage and breed with a Hathorite Danuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644682
Danuki's can be cute.

But fuck are they greedy fucks.
I bet they don't care about their partners and would sell them for a good price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644682
>Hathor worshipping Danuki.

So she charges people for her milk? Don't know if Hathor would approve. Milk should flow freely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644675
>XXL-sized tail pussy.
Wouldn't that just make it loose? There's no advantage to larger tailpussies unless she's taking multiple dicks at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644686
Not the milk, charging for milk is against the good book.

Charging for glasses or line passes though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644686
But the church of Hathor needs a new gold bust of Hathor for the fountain in the court yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644684
If you try to leave them, they'll get the best Monster Girl kidnapper/rapist shekels can buy to hunt you down.

They're pretty scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644684
Nah, they actually want to create a society that they, and their husband can live in without prejudice.

I don't think one should apply /pol/ ideals to monstergirls. Even when Danuki's are involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644690
>>12644691
Such business savvy is what I'd expect from G. D. Shekelstein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644697
Travel expenses to spread the Book of Moo.
Funding dairies
A fund of the under busted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644701
Don't forget the important cause of helping ex-Sabbath members recover! Those poor loli witches need expensive de-lolification cakes before they can reintegrate into society!

Note: only five percent of proceeds go towards the programs listed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12643956
You burst into her room, where she was reclining in her bed, still sniffing your pantsu. She quickly stashed it beneath her bed sheets when she saw you walk in.
>Uh, hey babe. I made a miraculous recovery! Doc was sayin' it was the fastest--
"You lied to me."
>What? Hey, I didn't know if I was gonna make it out of there. Sure, maybe the tense atmosphere was gettin' to me a little, sue me. Illias knows it ain't my first close call. And quit scowlin' at me will ya, I hate to see your cute face like that.
>I have to say, this hospital food's better than the reputation might suggest.
Your eyes were still red with tears, so you just crossed your arms and turned away from her.
>Aw, I know you were worried about me. But I'm all better now, see?
She flexed an arm.
>Hey, I know what'll make ya feel better. Nurse's already made her rounds, and it's still visiting hours...
She pulled back her bed sheets, probably not realizing that was where she'd hidden your crumpled briefs, which now had dark stains on them. Her patient's gown was open at the side, and she didn't seem to be wearing anything underneath.
>Come on, I know you like cuddlin'. This bed's a little small for me but you'll fit if I hold you close enough.
"D-Don't think you can just get away with it like that."
>Come on babe. Take off your coat, let yourself relax a little, I know that shitty barista job's wearin' you out.
>Atta boy. Now curl on up with me, let me hold you.
The bed, which was probably not built to support oni mass, felt like it was going to fall in. After a little more "negotiating" you stripped down to your t-shirt and boxers. She pressed your face deep into her neck where it was warm, safe. You entwined your legs with hers while she held your torso tighter to her own. She was a dishonest, rude, opportunistic, scheming and oftentimes perverted brute, but she always managed to make you feel secure in her arms, even when they smelled like anti-septic. She stroked your hair gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644675
B-but I've never taken a tailpussy that big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644711
And you'll never have to if you don't go near them.

Just stick with a smart paladin and you'll be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644582
Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the difference between a lamia and a naga? Are naga usually more fish than snake? I also feel like naga typically have more arms, but I've yet to see a consistent interpretation. It's a bit vague where they come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644711
theres a first for everything
go get em champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644709
forgot my
>choices

(a) "Hey... Don't go and do something stupid like that again, ok?"
(b) Say nothing and try to sleep, leaving yourself open to molestation.
(c) Realize you left the stove on at home and scurry off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644729
6 armed lamia is usually a marilith. A type of demon from dnd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644740
(c)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644729
Naga in warcraft are fish like lamias. Naga in DnD are giant snakes with human heads, no tits or arms or nothin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644740
(a)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644740
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644747
>giant snakes with human heads, no tits or arms or nothin.
Huh. I know tomatsu likes to draw his lamia with no arms. I didn't know that's how DnD naga worked, too.

>>12644742
So what if you had a monster with a fish-like tail, and the top half was human with heavy fish-like features (gills, scales instead of skin, fin ears)? Would you call that a naga or just a fish-monster?

[Anonymous No.]

I Dislike Hathor being Brown.
I like Strawberry Milk better than Chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644758
>DnD
How do we make the Nexus Dragon a cute girl?
>>12644774
I bet you also like your steaks well done with ketchup on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644774
Yeah, starting to get sick of Holstaur Hathor Missionaries knocking at my door, lowering their robes and offering 'free samples'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644777
It's better than fucking Dark Priests coming to your door every Sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644777
I bet you like those Dark Priestess instead, I also bet you tell them you are confused about it just so you can get the extra sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644780
What about Sabbath, I say yes to their cookies ONE TIME and they start bringing witches to my door to ask if I want to marry them! I just wanted fucking cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644780
That's better than having a loud gang of Oni Bikers as next-door neighbors, leaving sake bottles on your lawn and playing noisy music all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644775
>Well Done Steaks
Not even once
>Ketchup
>On anything other than Burgers or Fries.
People do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644720
Aren't paladins magnets for every kind of unsavory MG? What with all the adventuring, shota rescuing and village defending I'd imagine they'd have a lot of enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644780
Sunday?
They come by like 2 times a week here, My Favorite Fox woman chases them off all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644740
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644740
c

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644787
I got the Ammy cookies, they are better tasting and if you buy enough boxes the moms let you touch the fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644793
But anon, I'm not a paladin.

I mean I spank a Dark Priest, Alp, or whatever else they send my way once or twice, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644740
a

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644793
Well, it helps that they're the first to dive into a matango infection or an infestation of parasite slimes. That gives them some leeway

[Anonymous No.]

And thus the first flame thrower was born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644740
AC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644791
Hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644788
>"HUH?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
>"I-I was hoping, uh, if you could um, maybe-"
>"SPEAK UP BOY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC!"
>"C-c-could you t-turn it down a little bit?"
>"WHAT?!"
>"I, uh, n-nevermind."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644810
Oh come on, they aren't that bad.

All you gotta do is either freak them out a good bit, or give them some of your boxers as a gift and they'll calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Monstergirl do upon finding a guy who likes to stay alone and minds his own business by choosing to stay away from others for some peace and quiet when he's out for a walk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644817
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644817
Rape him. Beyond that we'd probably need to know what MG we're discussing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644817
Start stalking him, find out his daily routine, and strike at the right time and rape him probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644817
Shut herself up with him.
They can live a life of peace and quiet together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644809
>Putting anything but Mustard on Hotdogs
And you kiss your daughteru with that mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644777
>>12644780
>>12644787

You think you guys have it bad?

Ra's been sleeping on my couch for about a month now because all these other faiths and cults popping up have left her out of work.

She refuses to go out and get a job, and I can't exactly kick out a fucking deity, even if all she does all day is eat my food, drink my beer and watch Netflix in her undies.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644780
>>12644798
>messing with Dark Priests

I'll fight you pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644817
I would be that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644824

The type that would be able to read the mood instead of just going straight up to him and activating full rape mode, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644834
>>12644780 (You)
>>12644798 (You)

You mean piece of shit anon.
You come to my door wearing crotchless pants I'm making you go alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644832
>"Mortal"
>"Moorrrtaaalllll I'm huuunnnnggrrryyy"
>"Come offer your goddess some doritos as tribuuuuute."

Goddamn it Ra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644825
>Start stalking him, find out his daily routine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644831
Do a lot more than kiss her with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644832
Make her useful.
By turning her into a maid. With the power of the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644831
>Eating that shit sauce
I bet you have an Akame wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644839
Oh, so >>12644825? That's cool. patience is a virtue and all.

But seriously, it does depend on the species/personality of the monster girl heavily. I wouldn't want to waifu anything that goes straight to rape. At least buy me dinner or hit me with some MAMANONO MANA or something first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640113
it's a sad existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644843
Ra would eat sunchips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644832
Why not tell her to become an internet critic or reviewer? She's practically 90% there already

On a related note, what are her tastes in beer and movies? I'd hope for your sake you share her tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644850
>Not using Mustard
Do you eat Ham, Cheese and Chicken/Turkey Sandwiches dry?
Do you have a Murdermaid waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644845
A good MG rapist plans ahead of time, finding out all the information she can about her prey.

She needs to know which bus he catches, what he has for lunch on workdays. What his hair smells like, what underwear he wears. She needs to make sure she's completely prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644791
Ketchup is a perfect sauce cooked on top of homemade meat loaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644817
Court him...

...and by courting, I mean rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644842
I'll feed you your balls faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644860
What if the target of her affection is underaged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644860
And she goes yandere for him, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644864
Why are you so angry?

All I do is give a naughty Dark Priest punishment for being annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644858
>Eating mustard at all
>Putting mustard on ham
>Putting it on cheese
>Putting it on anything at all
Why the fuck would you put anything on ham other than gravy or mashed potatoes. Also if its good turkey or chicken then its good by itself.
>>12644861
Oh fuck yeah I forgot about that. That shit is good as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644865
She waits until her parents aren't around, maybe when they let their child run free at a park. Or they leave him at home for 5-10 minutes while they quickly go down to the grocery store.

The patient MG, gets the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644832
Send her to my place, I can put her to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644873
whoops, his* parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644871
>That shit is good as fuck.
The best. I think I'll cook some up next week. It's going to be delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644873
>>12644877
She could also become a baby-sitter for the boy.

That'll allow her to steal his underwear, take pictures of him for her schlick-cave, and sniff his hair while he sits on her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644868
Yandere is wasted on a shota. Unless it's a yandere big sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644870
Well, okay then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644709
>>12644740
She kissed you on the forehead.
>You have my word, babe. Are these boxers new?
She was about to grope around the waistline of your underwear until you mumbled something about leaving a stove on, how you needed to get home and do the dishes and the laundry and feed the parrot.
>Aw. We'll have to pick up some other time, I guess.
>Make sure you tape that MetalMorphisis concert when you get home, this tv don't got shit in the way of channels.
You put your clothes back on and were about to head for the door when she called out to you.
>Hey, one more thing. Always stand by me, will ya?
She smiled a simple, artless smile. You responded in kind.
"Your boss is going to can you if you lay up too long."
You were walking down to the parking lot when you ran into someone by the reception desk. A bespectacled, businesslike blue oni was chatting with one of the nurses. She turned to you when you walked out of oni GF's room, looking you up and down before calling out. She was about the same size as your oni GF, maybe shorter.
>Hey, were you just visiting room 208? You must know my sister, right?
"Um, yeah. I know her."
She scratched the back of her neck while offering you a manicured hand to shake
>Thanks for looking after her, she needs good friends like you to keep her out of trouble. She really banged herself up this time, huh? She told me all about it on the phone. And I always tell her to be careful on that motorcycle..
This woman was in every way the polar opposite of oni GF. She was polite, thoughtful, self-deprecating, formal. You were so used to your GF's slight body odor that when you smelled this blue oni's perfume you were taken aback.
Turns out she was a paralegal for some big name pharmaceutical company.
She was probably unaware of your relationship with her sister.
>Say, have you eaten yet? I know a place close by, let me thank you for being such a good friend.

(a) "Sure, I haven't got plans for tonight."
(b) "U-uh, s-stove, uh, left it on..."

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of food hungers Hathor, two of her four stomach demand tribute

[Anonymous No.]

Guys. What if.

>Hunting/Hiking trip inna woods
>You and your Deer Nymph onee-san
>Who you always loved
>With the nickname of "Bams", referencing Bambi

Would you ascend the stairs to manhood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
b

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644889

>inna woods


i'd rather my nugget

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
A) Fuck her sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
b

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
Secret Option C: Tell her I already made plans to eat with my Onee-chan Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644891

/K/ikimora nugget spirit. Orgasms when you clean it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644889
Does she walk on two legs or four?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644889
>Deer

Yes.
Deer's are cute, so naturally Deer girls are extremely dickable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
>cheating
>ever
(b)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644880
>Yandere onee-san
Yes.
Especially if she's a monster girl not typically associated with yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
a

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
A.

This can't go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644893
Don't be such a slut anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
B

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644903
>monster girl not typically associated with yandere
Jinko, Nekomata, Gargoyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644900

Deer centauroid. With sopping wet doe cunt that clings to you tightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644889
>Deer Nymph Onee-san.

Yes fucking please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644886

Kinda busy managing the milk distribution to the believers right now, I got enough Initiates to administer in my hands. Good luck, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
We might marry her sister, we have to get along, A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644912
That artist draws some very impressive butterfaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644911
Pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644912
Ass was too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644917
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644917

But a giantess onee-san is dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

So, early happy halloween, will deliver a couple of stuff before this thread dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644918
Deer Nymphs need thick, healthy thighs for 'bucking'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644919
>>>/mlp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644922
>Not Holyween.
Dannato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644920
What the fuck are you smoking, I never mentioned giantess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644922
1/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644931
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644918
Faaaaaaag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644931
She's gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644931
Delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644922
and 2/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644939
You're too good for this world, Loen. This is simply beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644912
I want to kiss that butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644939
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644928
>>12644928

http://i.imgur.com/Eg4jaR4.jpg

But they're huge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644939
She looks very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644923
>>12644934
I like my huntress wolfu to be toned and tight. A fatty will be a hindrance during a hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about good Canadian monster girls?
Swear to god if you post geese girls I'll find you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644931
>>12644939
Wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
B

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644949
honk honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644944
I've always found the translation of this doujin to be a little iffy. Is her race comprised entirely of females? Is that why she was able to breed with the shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644931
>>12644939
Loen. It's beautiful.
Viewtiful, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644944
>http://i.imgur.com/Eg4jaR4.jpg
She's big, but that's not giantess tier. Keep it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644949
I imagine a turkey girl would just be as scary as a raptor girl.
Seriously, fuck turkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644953
Don't you fucking start motherfucker.

Those honks, hisses, and tongue teeth give me nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644956
You could say that she's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644954

Her father was the same race as her. It's Z-ton being Z-Ton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644961
And she's baring it all for you.
And only FOR YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644962
>Z-Ton
Damn, that nigga hit quite the slippery slope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644958
HONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644944

Oh deer.

[Anonymous No.]

I-I want to give all the monster girls kissus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644969
I bet you like hand holding too.

Pervert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644965

Actually, Snowman is Dead isn't even the bottom of the damned slope. His fourth installment to the centaur series literally had, and i'm not kidding when I say this.

Tentacle armor futanari Centaur-Human centipede fucking with anal play involving giant ass enema beads as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644969
You stay away from mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644949

[Anonymous No.]

What are some unconventional yandere tactics by monstergirls?

I mean, there are the token yanderes like shirohebis and apophis who implant their flames and make you dependent on their poison respectively, but what about non-token yanderes?

Holstaurus would probably be something like waking you up by stuffing your mouth with her nipple and forcing you to drink until you're full

Gargoyle might forcibly hug you as the sun comes up so that you'll solidify with her and she won't have to let you go.

Golems could erase the name of their masters and right in your own as if to proclaim their love for you.

What else is there for clingy yet not widely accepted as yandere monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644973

>Confusing a Caribou girl with an Elk

Go home bear, you're tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644966
Bend over, you're going alp today.

After that I'll shove a goose up your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644975
>who implant their flames
They only do that if you cheat on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644978
There's no need to throw a hissy fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644965
This is little off topic, the scene where she slicks in the anime, I can explain this.
I was watching some guys out with a saiko and they were like
"Watch this, lube the hell out of it"
He pulls out a military issue can of oil and slathers it all over the receiver

That thing on full auto was insanely fast.

so that is why gun nuts were laughing their asses off over that scene.


Anyway I think I am being torn between Fox women and dragon women, what should I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644885
You mumbled another weak excuse, but she insisted.
>I don't mean to impose, but I really want to show my gratitude. It's a wonderful place, Mero's is my favorite for good seafood.
"Al-alright."
>If you don't mind, why don't we take my car? This whole experience must have been very stressful for you, I know how thoughtless my sister can be.
You follow her down to the parking garage into some absurdly expensive looking sports car. Were they really related?
Arriving at the restaurant, the holstaurus waitress assumes you're together and seats you at a table surrounded by couples on romantic dates.
Conversation was casual, you seemed to have a lot in common. You weren't used to talking about things like books and film, instead of monsterball and wrestling. Soon she got around to talking about her family, how her parents were secretly hoping oni GF would settle down with a nice man and get a steady job, how much trouble she gave them as a teenager, getting involved in gang fights and such.
>...And one time, a lizardman teacher of hers called her out to the whole class, just to tell everyone how she scored the lowest on the test... I really think that damaged her. Maybe that's why she has a bit of a racist streak, and is so reluctant to go back to school...
It had been a long day, and your eyes were getting droopy.
>Ah, it's getting late. It's been a pleasure to get to know you, truly. I do hope we can do this again sometime.
"S-sure."
>Well, why don't you get coffee with me? I'm sure you have a long drive home, and that hospital coffee is quite frankly, awful.
"I'd love to."
You were back in her car now. Her driving seemed a bit erratic now. She sped, made sharp turns, as if someone was following her.
You noticed the drive took an awfully long time, considering how few lights you'd stopped at. Hopefully she knew where she was going.
You pulled into an empty parking lot. The car doors were stilled locked, the controls of which were only on the driver's side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644971
>Tentacle armor futanari Centaur-Human centipede fucking with anal play

I'm having trouble processing this sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644922
2 more MM from some /a/ thread because why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644982
Jump in a lake bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644986
And thats it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644989
>Wanting canadian fishtits to rape you

No thanks.

>>12644990
O-Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644989
I'll lake a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644991
>Wanting canadian fishtits to rape you
But she dies afterwards. Why would anyone want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644922
>>12644931
>>12644939
>>12644986
>>12644990
This is so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644992
Charon I will shove your head in a bucket of Goose shit I swear it

[Anonymous No.]

Here's Part 2 of the Caretaker short story from the other night. Not sure what else to say, really. I'll try and keep the updates regular.

http://pastebin.com/78TmN98x

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644991
People that don't jump in lakes get their heads put in the snowbank bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644984
>Hey... You know, we could really have a wonderful time together. I think we've really got chemistry...
"U-uh, yeah. No, um, could you maybe let me out here? I'll just walk back to my car..."
>But we're so far from the hospital. I can't let a man walk around alone, this late at night, now can I?
>Just come her and let me take care of you...
She slid out of her seat and forced herself on top of you, tearing off your jacket.

(a) Scream and try to force her off.
(b) Try to grab at the lock buttons on the driver's side.
(c) Whimper and take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644970
b-but I feel bad for monster girls. They go through s-so much trouble just for s-some love. If it'll make everyone happy I-I'll give them love. I-I'll kiss them until my lips hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644975
>What are some unconventional yandere tactics by monstergirls?

Nekomata, Jinko, & Cheshire

They'd probably be the most efficient stalkers of the MGE bestiary. Although Jinko's may have the advantage of high strength, while Cheshire's and Nekomata's are able to keep themselves hidden from plain sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645000
Okay give me your address, how many are there and what type they are
I'll get some paladin buddies to help out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644995
I thought we were just gaggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644999
(a)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644999
a and b whilst fighting back against her. Also tell her your already with her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644975
I would an Apophis who had a habit of invoking old-fashioned hexing tricks.

>Sticking a pin in the heart of a straw doll to get me to love her
>Writing my name a thousand times while whispering it stoicly even when I sit next to her in class
>Invoking a curse that keeps me from ejaculating without her permission
>Praying at an altar made with pictures of me doing ordinary life things for love to come her way
>Making potions that she tries and always fails to slip into my lunch that will make me horny enough fuck her in front of everyone.

Hell, any lamia that way would get me.

As long as they don't eat natto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644999
B

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644986
>>12644990
Loen...stay a while.
We love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645004
N-No! That's going to m-make things w-worse. I-I don't want to hear Mom and Dad say sad things anymore. N-no more w-war!.

I know the m-monster girls prefer s-strong men and not boys b-but I'll do anything I can so that e-everyone can live together. I-It's embarrassing to say but I-I'll be the one to give them the k-k-k-k-kissus they want from people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644999
c, hilt the bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645013
Stuttering Luka pls

No seriously you need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645013
Stop typing like a FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645013
Tone it down on the stutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644999
A and B at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644999
A and B

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644832

Are there really that few of us Ra worshipers now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645020
>>12645021
>>12645022
I-it's just so e-embarassing and s-scary. But I promised myself no matter how many a-adults or w-w-whatever else gets in the way, if it means peace I-I'll do what it takes. I-I'll even kissu the monster lord h-herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645028
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645029
You kiss your m-mother with that m-m-m-m-mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644949

>If the man don't find you cute, they should at least find you crafty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645028
Its ok alp I'll protect you from all these scary people, just come over here and sit on my lap, I'll give you something nice to suck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645029
Tem-tem-temper tem-tem-temper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645030

Stutter talk starts sounding stupid after a while, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645033
I'd tenderly love a Beaver.

They're super cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644999
B

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645038
I have to make a stand n-no matter how silly I s-sound or how scary it i-is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644977

She's a moose, ya hoser!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645030
>>12645036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_bervXvm1A

[Anonymous No.]

Ra signing My Little Sunshine to Hathor and Ammy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645043

Whatever. See you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644939
This is beautiful new wallpaper stuff, really. Oh, Loen! Did you get a chance to fiddle with the Dhampir for a clear line .png version for colouring?

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you bitches are ready for a special Halloween edition of something tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644997
I look forward to more mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645045

A moose is an elk ya cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645053
Sloth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644978
Honk honk in the butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645061

Only in Yurop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645065
I'll hit you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645049
Somehow I think it loses something in sign language.


Ra Ra Ra!

[Anonymous No.]

Will you be waifu
>a-anon what are you saying
I've loved you since I first saw you
but I don't like guys anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645068
I was just goosing around

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644999
"Please stop. I didn't say anything before but... I'm already seeing your sister."
She sat up, then threw her head back and laughed.
>AHA-HAHAHA-AHAHAHA
>Yes, I know, you dumb slut.
>There's no way my sister would let me live without knowing, that she has a man whereas I don't.
>Isn't it strange? Someone like me, ME, can't get a boyfriend. I'm beautiful, caring, on the road to a high-paying career... How could I not find a boyfriend?
>And her, the slob, the meathead, she can barely count to 10... and yet someone like HER has a boyfriend who loves her. Isn't life unfair? Don't you feel pity on me? Isn't mine a tragic fate?
She took her glasses off and stared deeply into your eyes. She was unhinged.
>But now, she will get what's coming to her. I will take her little boyfriend and fuck him silly. Fuck him until he doesn't know left from right anymore, until he forgets all about that disgusting red pussy. THEN who will be laughing? It won't be her. She'll be crying, she'll realize how just because she's the older sister doesn't mean...
You managed to lunge for the locks as she was delivering her monologue. The doors opened but she still had you pinned.
You needed something to get her off you, anything, you thought quick. She was too strong, you needed something to distract her.
"I... I'm a paladin!"
She cringed for a moment, long enough for you to open the door and dive out of the car.
Now you dashed for the unlit street, trying to lose her. Luckily (or unluckily) she seemed to have forgotten she had a fucking sports car and decided to chase after you on foot.
>Come here, little slut. Come here, come here, come here....
You had no idea where you were, you just made a random dash in the direction of the hospital.
How were you going to get away? You had left your cell phone in her car. You decide to...

(a) Duck away somewhere and try to find a payphone to call oni GF's cell.
(b) Try to out-run her.
(c) Surrender. (And become her slut)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645071
What?

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all this gay alp and stuttering shit on this thread lately god damn

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/2894257

I need to know for reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645081

NO FUN,JPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645074
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645073
How about I stick your head in a snow bank

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645074
(b) CARDIO KILLS GAINS
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT BRO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645085
We aren't on a forum, newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645081
>>12645085
S-stop calling me an alp and s-stop making fun of alps. T-there is nothing wrong alps t-they... e-everyone needs love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645074
Slowly turn around so that she stays behind you but to where you can dive back into the car, lock it, and drive off. Fuck her steal her car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645082
>Not knowing that a deer centaur is a hind
>Every time you bring up doe cunt, we know it's you
>You never learn
Jesus, do you call a mermaid a fish lamia too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645091
Its ok alp, just come into my house for a little while, I'll make you feel all better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645096
My father said n-not to talk to pedophiles so

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645074
>>12645092
This.
Of course, if that's not possible, A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645090
Things were great until you started posting.
Take a clue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645093

The fuck is a Hind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645098
I'm not a pedophile, do you see a sign in my yard? I'm a member of the neighborhood watch, you can trust me little alp. Now just come inside and it'll be all better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645102
My post is 5 minutes old, how does that correlate with the threads quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645074
Call our Oneesan, older sisters are great at saving people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645104

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fighting and please stop ERP'ing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645057
Thanks, as long as somebody's enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645102
>>12639178

>Ropeplaying is for faggots
>BUT ALP ROLEPLAYING IS OKAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645108
>>12645104

A HIND D?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645104
>Doesn't know what a hind is
>can't tell from the context when it's stated
Boy oh boy that's dim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645111
Because alps are faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

I just think that monstergirls should love monstergirls and humanboys should love humanboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645116
DEER PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645111
I was focusing my attention on one problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645118
There's two other boards for you, this is not your home, and you are not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645118
But that's forbidden bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645116

I didn't know because I don't care that much about Greek mythology outside of common knowledge you hipster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645118
"Can" and "should" are not the same thing.
Please go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645093

>Not liking sopping wet doe cunt

What are you, some kind of horse pussy lover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645117
Roleplayers are faggots too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645120
Anon, what's a Russian gunship doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645136
Deer pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

People who complain about mg-related matetial being in an mg thread are faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645139
Deer pussy.

Deer always cuddle with me when I lay about outside
One even tried to get into my home last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644939
This is so good that I'm going to make it my new desktop background! Loen, you are awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645145

They're only trying to share the love of Mother Artemis. Or charge you. She can be a cruel cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645143

Some people pretending to be the Monstergirls think it's okay just because they're in /mgg/. I thought we were better than this. Better than loli threads, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645143
>an mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645143
People who are permissive to blatant newfaggotry are faggots, and roleplaying is a major hamper on the threads quality, much like shitstorms or commercial-kuns faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645154
You use an with abbreviations depending how you pronounce them you fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645136
Must be crazy to fly one in this kind of thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645152
they're right
>>12645155
>new
no. more to the point this thread has people who can't get over the stop liking what I don't like hurdle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645149
But anon, they're super peaceful where I live.

One even chased a goose away that kept trying to bite some kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645156
>an mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645143
>an MG

Opinion invalidated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645155
Look how smug that avatar image is. That is one smug avatar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645156
this
>>12645161
>an em gee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645159
ERPfags are cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645159
Fuck off and go to a forum for that shit then, at least you'll be tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645160

Yeah but deep down that's just an act.

They want you to breed with them and create the herrenvolk of deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645145
Where do you live where deer don't just run away, from everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645159

They're not right.

We've made it clear that "being the monstergirl" is blatant faggotry, that means it's not welcome here. We dick the monstergirls.

You wanna get dicked? Then you don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645167
>>12645168
Case in point.
>implying I'm one of them
>implying everything you don't like is shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645161
>>12645163
How are you two pronouncing "mg"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645174
You had no case in the first place, now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645175
Monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645170
But anon, fucking animals is wrong.

>>12645171
I live in an area where kids feed deer apple slices and carrots so as long as you don't act violent towards them they'll go as far as taking naps with you and putting their heads in your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645174
I'm fine with everything else, but ERP'ing is not allowed and is faggotry of the highest tier.
You've been told to stop. Now stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645158
Janet should bring out the stinger missiles soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Et0a8fnuw

So is trusting a deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645177
My case was you're an autist who can't ignore thread-related content you don't like. Have a dunce hat and a seat in the corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645171
He lives in Narnia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645155
You sure like picking on Commercial guy alot, at least he doesn't fag up the treads complaining about things like you do.
And quit wasting image count with reaction pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645175
As Metal Gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645183
Shouldn't that be Spamseeking Missiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645181
I agree with this man.
We shouldn't have ERP, nor should we ignore it.
In a sense, ignoring it is in a way the same as tolerating it. And it's not something that should very well be tolerated because it makes us look bad as a whole.

As for being the monster girl?
I'm not about it, but as long as it doesn't become the primary focus, I guess I'm fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645194
Either way, she's gotta couple of bothersome flies to swat down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645184
Bucks are usually aggressive due to muh mating

I'm talking the doe's in the area.
I think there was a story about a doe trying to fuck some kid, fucking weird

[Anonymous No.]

Janet in a uniform with a shoulder fired missile .jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645187

Hey. Narnia is a reputable place full of magic and whimsy and a distinct lack of MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645199
They just want dick, and yet you mean humans refuse to give it to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You wake up one morning to find your head in a bag, and the sound of an airplane. You hear a man shout about how the aerial documents he enlisted to his department had stated that himself, those who work under him, and a named academic were reported to be on said airplane, but only a single other person. You then hear the plane door open as he shouts that the first one to blab about your Monster Waifu will not be thrown off. You hear him grab someone and ask them who had given them monetary compensation to apprehend the paid academic. You hear a gunshot as the man boasts how the first one was incapable of flight. He then grabs you and places you over the edge, and a gun to your head, as he demands you tell him about your waifu.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645206
But fucking animals is a crime dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645179
It's a monster girl and an MG
t. native english speaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645210
<changes the channel>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645206

You do realize bestiality is highly illegal, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645212
Know the law man. It aint everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645217
It is in B.C. man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645210
I look down and whisper "No".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645217
>>12645216

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645210
Wait for my Monster Waifu to save me
Shes a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645210
Wonder why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645215
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645210
Necro and Acro will hear about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645210
Tell him that she is free given that she has no strings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645134
I wrote that. Are you calling me a roleplayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645217
What's with you and wanting to fuck deer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645215
>>12645219
>>12645221
>>12645222
>>12645227
>>12645228
You are told by the Paladin that you have a considerable amount of allegiance for a paid dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645231
I just want to fuck something man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645233

Nobody care who I was until I gave her the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645234
Well don't fuck animals.

That's no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645233
>paid
I do it for my waifu for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645238
>For Free
Is your waifu a Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645236
We've been doing it since our species was first born, and most likely our ancestor species were doing it. Its natural man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645243
>beastiality is natural

This is what you are saying, it is not true.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the nastiest thing would you do to your Monstergirl GF?
I would lick her butthole all night if she wants it.
>>12645234
>>12645243
Go adapt a dog and have some fun with her. Show her your her new mate, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246
Shit on her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645244
But it is.
>>12645246
Maybe, probably not though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246
>your
You're*
>>12645248
Cleavland steamer? Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246
I would lick her feet until they were squeaky clean.
Until her feet weren't delicious brown anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246
Hold her big paws
Lick abs until she chuffs
Nah pretty much anything so long it only involves the two of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246
NTR her with her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246

have intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, with the lights off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246
let her piss on me if she so desired

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645109
would adopt
also who oni here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246

Give her a little Rusty Venture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645267
I don't like the creepy, alcoholic, boxer sniffers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246
I would rent a nice movie to watch before we sit down and eat dinner together, then watch the movie until the kids are asleep at which point we'd put out the mat to start spreading creamy chocolate sauce all over them for me to lick off while they make cute noises until I clean off the dick before mounting it like the Alp I am.
That's what I'd do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645267
Jesus fuck why did you post that awful Yuugi art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645246
Any fetish she wanted.

Even if I didn't find it hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645269
Onis aren't creepy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645272
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645272
~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645276
They sniff boxers!

Creepy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645276
>ntr

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys feel about delinquent monster girls?
Would you roam around town with her and cause trouble or would you try to reform her?

I'll stick by her side and fuck up her rivals.
Not sure if pic related is qt delinquent or qt pop star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645118
Get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645281
Stop having nice-smelling underwear then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645267
I'd romance an Oni.
Imagine making a tough thugdere Oni feel like the most special woman in the world. Imagine what it would feel like to make her blush. Imagine the hugs. I'm fucking down for that.
>>12645281
Please explain where this whole "Oni sniff boxers" thing came from. I don't remember seeing it at all anywhere else, so I'm forced to assume you're talking out of your ass.
>>12645284
Delinquent/Thugdere girls are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645284
Running around with a delinquent wolf girl would be much more exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645284
I want to be bullied by a dire wolf delinquent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645282
>implying

stop sleeping around with blue onis anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645287
Well I remember some anon making short little bits about living with a Oni roommate that was yandere and liked to get drunk, cuddle him, and smell his underwear.

Not to mention the oni lowlife guy just involved that in his story earlier in the thread.
Plus Oni's just seem like that kind of girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645288
>"Anon! That bitch from the other street keeps marking our turf."
>"Time to beat down!"
>>12645290
I want to her to bully me and I want to bully her in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>You cannot delete posts this often.
What the shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645292

>Walk in
>Oni has her face full on in the front of your boxers, taking in huge whiffs of your man-scent

Not sure if scared or disgusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645293
Beat a bitch down*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645284
I would hunt her. No delinquent is going to fuck up the order I've established.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645292
That's just a creepy Yandere thing.
Maybe a slightly perverted Tsundere thing too.
>>12645298
The correct answer is "aroused".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645293
>All you had to do was follow the train Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645301
>I would hunt her.
Why would you do that to a qt wolfu? She needs love, no to be hunted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645298
Whipping out your dick is the only acceptable response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645298
A girl being attracted and aroused by your scent is the highest compliment she can give you.

I want a Kikimora maid that goes through the laundry and masturbates to my dirty clothes while making an incredibly lewd face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645305
Forgot to add, punk monster girls when? Cyber dragon girl gangs and technomancer wolf girls as far as the eye could see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645309
no one fucks with my peace. Friend or foe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645303
I think it's more of a reversal of the "lol pervert" archetype in anime. It's just kind of creepy while being laughed off as comic relief.

[Anonymous No.]

Bitching-kun gone yet?

Monster girl mafia
who would head it?
a regal Dragon?
Vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645287

>You'll never be embraced in an Oni's tight hug as she happyly presses you against her body with both her arms like a dakimura, indifferent to the fact that your face is literally shoved in between her breasts

I suppose being nice to an Oni might get me suffocated rather than grant me a bruised pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645303
>>12645310
>>12645311

Sorry guys but i'm a little too scared of waking up to a Kikimora licking my shaft and fiddling with the twins from underneath the covers while saying how she has to "clean this filthy, smelly thing".

Sure, it'd be an amazing way to wake up and all, but god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645311
Would you want to walk in on her going

>"Ah, masters scent"
>"It's making my head spin, I think I'm going insane"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645319
Scared?

Most of these guys would give an arm for this to happen to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645313
>technomancer wolf girls
Oh, I want this.
>>12645314
NO. I would protect her. She deserves better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645311
Why would she need your underwear, why won't you give her a good hot dicking?

All this Kikimora abuse makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645322
I actually hate kikomra's and would be scared if I woke up with her in my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645322

I don't like sneak attacks. Just like I don't want the same Kikimora to slip Dormouse essence into my tea only to tie me to a chair after stripping me, her faux smile as she asked why she had been avoided. Why I just had to make it awkward with the blowjob. Why I couldn't just accept her love.

Right before she takes the dick in one hand and slides the head around the slickening lips of her labia and cooing something along the line of "Now you're gonna take this vulgar thing and... shoot all that thick, dirty seed into me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645317
Scylla or Kraken.

Someone who wants their tentacles in everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645327

What is your MG of choice then?

Remember, if you have one, a Kikimora will avoid you...Unless she is Bi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645321
Time for punishment.
>>12645322
I probably wouldn't give an arm, maybe a leg or two or some other body parts but I like being able to do shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645331
I see what you did there

That was not a grope in the dark.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, you should have regular sex with your monster girl wife to avoid prostate cancer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZJ_h4ns3eQ
Yeah, yeah >Young Turks

[Anonymous No.]

Would you lick the half-vampiric asshole of a Dhampir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645328
For a second I thought "shoot that rich creamy filling inside me"

I hate being sick.

Aggressive Kikimora can be avoided by properly giving them sexual attention on a regular basis, not to mention head pats and compliments .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645074
call CC onee san

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645346

>Dicking the Kikimora

How illicitly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645351
>Not wanting to dick the Kikimora

It's like you hate fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645313
I've been wanting to see Shadowrun styled stuff with MGs for a long time. I'd write some up myself, but I don't think I could do the setting justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645332
amazonesses, they're like the polar opposite of kikis. Cleaning up the house is MY job

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645325
Then I'll hunt you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645353

Given that it's apparently one of three cliches I adhere to when writing, i'd dick her. But unenthusiastically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645345
I'd fuck it till she couldn't sit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645345
You are literally a shit-eater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645360
Alright then, whatever.

I'll be having fun dicking the maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645358
I must warn you. I have certain skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645351
Yes, the thought of her tiny little hands gently caressing your thick rigid member, those fluffy little feathers gently brushing against you, slowly guiding it inside of her little sensual little body, hand upon her rich fluffy tail, watching her shudder in the greatest pleasure as it fills her ....

Yeah , lewd

[Anonymous No.]

Please delete those reaction images

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645335
Funny. Was thinking of the old timey depictions of your generic menace as a giant octopus literally strangling the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645354
Just use your imagination.
If you can't then you've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shitloads of shota going trick or treating without parental supervision
>In a world filled with monster girls

Tell me what happens, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

How much more obnoxious do you think discourse would be around here if there were an italics function?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645370
Chill out. There's cool down timers that we have to wait for before we can start deleting shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645367
I have guns that shoot chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645374
Lots of parents not having kids.

That is what happens, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645374
Jinko patrol cars deployed to make sure no shotas get kidnapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645379
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645382
>Jinko patrol cars deployed to abduct shotas right off the streets in mass.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't an Anon get banned for posting reaction pics, as they are not permitted on this board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645369

No, i'm talking about the kind of lewd where you ambush her dusting a hallway furnishing, hugging her petite body from behind as your ramrod cock brushes up against her petite buttocks.

She pleads that you should stop since you'll both get caught, but begins to yip and moan as you press into her slowly and begin shallowly thrusting only the head of your dick in.

The small swishes of her fluffy tail bringing your arousal to new heights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645384
Dark elf police patrols to abduct shotas before the Jinko police get them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645386
Alright, I admit this level of lewdness is far better than mine.
This is also my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645383
I also have macadamia munitions, and I always carry wolfsbane with me. If you leave my town be, that'll be the end of it. But if you aim to bring chaos with you, I will press you to oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645388
Remember how there was that media craze where supposedly some people were slipping poison into that candy they'd give to trick-or-treaters?

Imagine something like that but with mind-numbing aphrodisiacs, implanted into jolly-ranchers by lonely CC dark elves to abduct shotas from their doorsteps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645393
Is that a a No Country for Old Men reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645400
I don't know. Macadamia is also highly poisonous to dogs, wolfsbane to your wolfu, is my point. So what will it be? Will you leave, or will I have to use your blood to paint my shed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645391

Then you can up the ante a little by shifting your weight into her, pressing her against the wall as you fully slide into that wanton pussy of hers, the Kikimora's legs buckling a little at the depth of your penetration, her womb aching for your seed.

She tries to stifle her moans as you begin to thrust longer and deeper, pulling all the way out until only your head is inside of her and pressing all the way to the base, coating your shaft in feminine juices. You can even feel her face reddening further as you nuzzle her neck and nibble on her floppy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to force a kikimora to wear a vibrator all day long while she goes about her cleaning duties and scold her whenever she reaches orgasm and collapses in a puddle of her own arousal.

Am I the only one who thinks Kikimoras are meant to be abused and then tenderly loved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645419
No, no you're not.

mah nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645419
Probably not, but kikimora a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645422
Fuck you. I bet you like baphomet faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645415
No. I will defend my wolfu to the death. She has a right to be there, but I will try to reform her. But I will fight for her and I am a skilled fighter.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the update SUNRYDER. Looking forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645424
Nope. I just don't like door mat maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645431
>I just don't like door mat maids.

So you're basically confessing to not knowing shit about kikimoras?

Good to know your opinion can be disregarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645428
Thanks much. Always happy to know someone's enjoying my work. I've got a good idea of where the story will go from here, so the next update shouldn't take too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645425
You sound like a faggot, boasting of your "skill," but, if you get her to behave, you and I have no problem. But if she backslides, I'm making a wolf skin coat and you'll find yourself shaking hands with the devil. Got it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645438
Read the profile again, friend. She fucking waits on you hand and foot, the most aggressive thing she can do is "correct you" which is total bullshit. How is she not the most beta MG ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645444
>boasting of your "skill,"
I used to be in the army. Killed a few hodge and all that shit. Part of my job was to hunt them down or just have them run into us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645445
Subtext, dude.
She's the woman who makes the man, not just some maid.
She builds you up, she puts you on the path, she guides you along and without her you'd be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645447
I'd be more impressed if murder wasn't so common, and being in the army meant something anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645451
>This is what women want you to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645451
Honestly if a Kikimora built me up to become the best man I could be, I'd waifu her faster than she could register.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645454
I miss the thrill. I miss my old friends too, but once you give into the sensation, it's hard to forget. Part of the reason I like hunting, but the deer don't hunt you back.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645456
Friggin' adorable...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645451
I was about to say I have more self-worth than to rely on a maid to make me a better person, but then I want to be brutally bullied by a stronk MG.

Regardless. Kikimora a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645455
Behind every woman is a man wondering what he said wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645457
That is the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645458
I know the feeling. Boy, do I know it. But it's no good, makes you darken inside. It's best to forget. You hold on to your awareness, but it's best to let that go.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645466
Clever girl.

She's getting extra cuddles for being such a smart girl.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Where is peppercorn sauce anon? I need his recipe. And maybe a silly greentext to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645317
>bitching-kun

Who? Aren't there always multiple people bitching in any given thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645464
Cute. I don't mean Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645462
We all rely on something, family, friends, faith, duty, wealth, sex, to make us better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645468
I just want a wolfu to go hunting with. Is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645485
Of course it is. It's why we're all here. There is no paradise to escape to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645483
Sure. But I don't want someone who dedicates their life obsessively to me like that, she should have her own life too, not just live to serve a master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645477
there is this one fgt that hates on everything, and spams like tons of crap about how this sucks that sucks.
I call him Bitch-kun
Cause I hope a manticore rapes his ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645496
Be careful anon, this is where wold domination kikimora comes in.

[Anonymous No.]

Halloween mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644931
>Sequel never
Damn you, Z-Ton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645496
What's wrong with dedicating your life to someone? A cause? She chose you, all you have to do is be the best you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645507
For some reason, Jack-o-lantern girls are popping in the head.

Trying not to think of witches or ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645507
Remember to take your daughteru trick or treating and don't let her get hopped up on candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645499
Well that was specific.

[Anonymous No.]

That drawing of the Hathor initiate having sex, was it coloured?

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get a praying mantis? Like a nun

[Anonymous No.]

Has this thing been turned into a monster girl, the One Eyed one Horned Flying Purple People Eater?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx47qrH1GRs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645515
Nope. I'm a lazy sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645511
But she knows I don't love her, and that I don't think you should derive your entire self-worth from other people. I've known many people like that and they've all been fucked up.

If she really loves me she'll let me go, and try to find a worthier cause to live for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645500
>Offhandedly mention to your Kikimora waifu that you'd like to visit Cuba one day, stupid embargo
>Wake up the next morning to find the president at your dining room table, flanked by secret service, sitting across from your waifu wearing a face of barely contained terror, as if he's staring at death itself
>What smells like piss? Did the dog go on the carpet?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you make a fort with your childhood Pharaoh friend, only to end up rough-housing in it?

And let the both of you get carried away and end up doing adult things inside of it, at the risk of getting caught by her prude father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645541
Maybe.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12640473

>>12640473

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645533
You really would not respond to love like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645513
I am too lazy to find his posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645547
this is meant for
>>12645500

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645541
>"Dogpile! Hahaha!"
>"Haha, I gotcha. Whoa!"
>"You turned the tables on me! Haha!"
>"Hey. Touch me...here."
>"Haah...It...feels nice. Haah...haaah."
>"Mmmh! S-Stop...not so much...F-Father will see."
>"Ah! Th-There. There!"

YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645550
It would hurt me too much if I had to force myself into it, knowing I could never love her as much as she does me. It would just be wrong, I'm not into using people emotionally like that. Maybe we could just be friends or something like that, but I'd probably just force her to give up on me since I'd be NTRing her if I ever went with a MG I really loved.

That doujin always makes me kind of sad, as well as aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645573
What doujin was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645541
Of course. Especially if it's a pillow fort
Pillow forts are where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645541
>>12645562
>StopMyPenisCanOnlyGetSoErect.gif
Yes. All of my yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645583
Aduma Ren - "Forceful Romance", I think it's a chapter in Koimitsu Fragrance.

she pretty much rapes him until he says he loves her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645587
>spoonfeeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645591
sorry

>>12645583
Google it yourself, f-faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645587
>Forceful Romance
>Rapes him until he says he loves her

So not romance at all, but the worst kind of "love"

Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645596
Well, you're right. It's more like mindbreak since he says he already likes someone else, he only says he loves her because she won't get off him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645573
Oh well, hopefully she'll find some to love her.

Maybe I should open a home for unloved kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645597
Still, obsessive girls are the fucking worst kinds of bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645596
>>12645597
She really does love him, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645599
>That story

God I wanna hug a Kikimora right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645602
"Romance" implies a two-sided affair. She bullies him into loving her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644675
>You will never have no pride as a man
Well. Yep. I'd rather death over losing my dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the worst possible monster girl/personality combo you'd never want to see ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645611
Matango Yandere.

Literally the only choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645606
But she really does loves him anon! If pussy was enough to make you love a girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645611
Lich deredere

I prefer my undead girls act cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645618
But pussy isn't enough to make a guy love a girl anon.

You want to make a guy love a girl, have her take him out on a date, see if he has stuff in common with her, build a close bond and go from there.

If he doesn't love you, let him go.
This is why I'd rather have an alp girlfriend, they would understand guys way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645622
What about Lich Kuuderedere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645618
And I love reese cups but since reese cups will not return my feelings I have come to accept that we will never be together in anything more than a fleeting casual manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645626
Best Lich.

Not that anon, but that's my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645624
Gaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645630
But anon, I just like a two-sided, loving relationship.

If I can get that with a alp then I'll get it with a alp.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to abuse a monstergirl emotionally and make her dependent on my approval.

There's nothing wrong with manipulating someone for their love is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645640
Kill you'reself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645616
>You can't run, I'll find you. My love will chase everywhere you go. Remember that night I found you in that shack in the forest? You looked so cute while you slept. Then you ran, you even set the place on fire. That really hurt my feelings you know.
>Fleeing to the mountains, hoping the altitude would shield you, but it was no use, wind carries things very far you know, it was no more effort than breathing. You looked so handsome and rugged, mountain living was good to you. I just wanted for you to hold me in your strong arms and press me to you chest, to feel your heartbeat next to mine. But you pushed me away, why, what won't you accept my love??
>The dessert? Splendid. It's so lonely, so quiet, perfect for lovers getting to know one another. How is it possible for me to be here? Every dessert holds water dear, it just waits to be found. Wait..!
>A remote island in the middle of the sea? The sun must have gotten to your head. It took me a while to find you this time, yet here we are. What will you do I wonder? Can you sail faster than the wind? Can you be absolutely sure what you eat is clean? How do you know the water you drink doesn't have me in it already? There is no place too high, too remote or too deep for you to escape to. I'll blanket this entire planet in my love if it means having you. Shh, don't cry, we're together now, and I'll make sure nothing can tear us apart. I'll shower you with love every day. You're mine, forever and ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645640
I hate you.

I'm not even kidding, I don't even care if that's supposed to be a "joke".

I hope we never EVER have to meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645646
I would claw my throat out with my fingers at that moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645640
No, women have been doing it for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645646
>I'mGonnaNeedSixGunsForThis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

stay spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645646
And this is why we need to advance and speed up the space colony plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645655
If I pulled her thread would she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645649
You can't. Your hands can do nothing but hold her now. Your bodies are joined in eternal communion, you are in effect one flesh. This is your life now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645660
Suicide isn't even an option anymore. Truly horrific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645660
Oh fuck you motherfucker I'll eat my fucking insides, choke on my own grounded up teeth and blood, I don't give two flying fucks I'm fucking dying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645626
Pretty sure that's what Liches are by default, in MGE.
>Kuu when soul and emotions sealed in a phylactery.
>Deredere when it's broken and they abandon self-control.
And that's why Liches a best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645659

It would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645667
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645640
You are a sad strange little man anon, and you have my pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645659
>>12645667
>>12645670
/tv/ please go and stay the fuck gone. It wasn't funny when it started and it isn't funny now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645670

For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645671
Fucking Gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645657
That ain't gonna happen
Look at what happened to the S.S. Sevastopol.
Nowhere is safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645674
I take it you're a fan of fiery Monster Girls, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645664
She'll feed you her nutrients and you'll have your teeth back in no time. All she wants is your love, now be a good boy and no more trying to kill yourself, or she'll dose you and take your mind. When you say "I love you" she wants it to come from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645674

Joke's on you, I don't go to /tv/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645674
HOTHEAD STATUS:
GET HIM OUTTA HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645679
Fine, If I can't die.

I'll say one thing before she takes my mind.
"I'll never love you, no matter what you try"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645647
Nobody chooses their fetish Anon. I just happen to be turned on by the idea of reducing strong independent women in snivelling cocksleeves desperately seeking my approval.

I understand and respect that you don't want to meet me however. I hope you find happiness in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645677
USG Ishimura is a bit better when comparing to space matangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645687
Well you see motherfucker...

Huh, well alright then, hope you have a good one.
What the fuck did you just do to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645686
Then she takes your mind and forces you to proclaim your love for her for as long as your vocal chords last before being covered in her deliciously invasive spores.

You'll be reduced to a mushroom headed semen dispenser pathetically thrusting into her fibrous pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645686
We'll see about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645687
You'd like P'orcs then, that's their whole personality and they travel in mobile harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645687
I think you're allright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645694
>>12645698
No.

She'll know I hate her, because when the light of all passion, of all capacity for love goes dim and I become nothing but a cum pump for her.

She'll know the last words I ever said were "I'll never love you, no matter what you try", and she will know, that I was telling the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645688
Damn son, I know becoming and immobile, mostly mindless cum pump is horrible, but necros are worse. No individuality, no mind, only exist to kill and become Part of a fucking "moon" Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645713
You're one cold bastard, but I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645663

I have no mouth and I must scream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645724
Weirdly, that was the best thing I have written.

Why is it that when I write well, it's about death.
I'm a fucked up person
captcha: yualidi sorrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645688
>space matangos.
Drawfags please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645679
Fuck that. I'd rather dedicate the rest of my life to erasing and breaking my own mentality thereby killing my consciousness. I'll give myself a tulpa that can only proclaim its deepest love for the mushroom bitch, and then force it to take over my mind until I can recede into a black depth from within my consciousness and slowly wither into death. she won't bother trying to find the real me because she'll merely think that she finally won me over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645687
Hey. What's the point in hating a pigeon for flying, right? That said they are still a pest and deserve to be exterminated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645755
You could just tell her point blank to dose you cause you'll never love her. Your consciousness disappears and she gets her cum pump. Win-Win.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you Hathor if she went into a berserk state as Sekhmet looking like pic related?
http://i.imgur.com/VQ0xnkN.jpg

Basically, would you a goddess with mad cow disease?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a sphinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645764
Doesn't feel as satisfying. It's like being a prisoner and the diference between A) telling your captor to kill you because you'll never talk, and B) gnawing through your own wrists and painting 'go fuck yourself' on the walls in your own lifeblood.

I'd rather force my own demise than let her take it from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645771
What is lion pussy even like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645779
Bags of Sand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645767
>Those red eyes

Hathor engaging in brutal hatesex sounds divine.
And yet absolutely haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645780
That sounds unpleasant. Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645779
Ridiculously tight and ribbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645799
For your pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645799
In that case, I might a sphinx

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645771
Why would you fuck that kind of sphinx over, say, an MGE one (brown catgirl)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645819
Both are equally sexy and appealing.

Though catgirl-type gets some brownie points for her ability to wear spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645805
Hey, honest question.
How do I do that spoiler effect with words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645785
>absolutely haram
If it makes you feel any better, breastfeeding adults is haram too so Hathor doesn't go along with kebab too well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645821
>Both are equally sexy and appealing
How when one kind of sphinx has objectively fewer sexy parts than the other?
>no ass
>no thighs
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645821
Cats in spats?
I do not like cats in spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645824
Try reading the FAQ, it has the answers you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645828
But centaur sphinxes have an ass and TWO sets of thighs.

Checkmate, Atheists.

[Anonymous No.]

Is a sphinx that becomes part of the mafia called a
.
.
.
.Sphinxster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645834
That is not okay Charon. Over the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645832
We have an FAQ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645833
I said sexy parts, animal features don't count for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645839
Uhh, yes? You're supposed to read that when you're still a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

"Don't you just love holding hands?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645828
The liontaur sphinx's lower body might not be outright sexy, but it's at least quite beautiful. And because of how monster girls work, it can gain attractiveness from being part of a quite sexy whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645846
And then Anon was arrested for public indecency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645841
Well, learn something new everyday.
Been posting on and off for years and never read it.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet you like to hug MGs too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645851
Well we can't have that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645859
Praise that glorious sun!

[Anonymous No.]

"Come on, you know you want to go out drinking with me tonight"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645854
Well if both parties are okay with it, why wouldn't you give a mg a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645866
Yes... drinking TEA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645862
That's not Ra

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645866
Would you do body shots off her cleavage?
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645866
Run kids!

Hide your livers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645870
There are three sun gods around, I can praise who I want
Ra is pretty good too I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645871
We could do speed bounce off those cleavage


spoiler] Bonus points if it gets in the valley of delights [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645874
Yes
Hathor
Ammy
Ra
Hathor isn't a sun god though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645880
Alpollo is though.

[Anonymous No.]

We could do speed bounce of those


Winner gets the body shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645882
Dude....
Alpolo?
Really?
It needs to be ALProdity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645888
Alphrodite

sorry typo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645888
>>12645891
...someone needs to draw The Birth of Venus with an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645893
A busty Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Just promise me one thing.

I hate asswings, no asswings thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645903
Phase three, yeah.
>>12645906
Buttwings are what all Succubi all known for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645908
Phase three alps are best alps.

I want to bully one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645914
Phase 2 is the best phase for bullying and adorkableness. Phase 3 is something that needs a ring on its finger already.

[Anonymous No.]

if an Alp is skiing on pine skis
does this make
him
a
.
.
.
Alppine skier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645916
Yeah but, you know.

It can be really awkward telling your family about how your previously male cousin now has a vagina and is addicted to your dick.

Ya know, just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645919
Charon, I understand why you would hate Alps, but for the love of Ammy please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645916
Do they lose the asswings at PH3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645924
>Alp cousin
You again?
>>12645929
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645929
In my headcanon Succubi, and therefore Alps, can retract all that demonic stuff and hide them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645939
The canons I know succubi don't have wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645942
In every one I know they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645944
And in mine they shoot pixie dust out of their vaginas when they queef, and they're all from Canada!
And they have ass wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645949
I was referring to stuff that I didn't make up myself anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645949
alps or succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645952
Alps are Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645952
if it an alp, does the pixie dust spell out 'fabulous'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645955
That'd be so rad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645954
I thought ALPs were TG

[Anonymous No.]

Best monster girl child birthday party clown is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645963
Nightmare.

Oh, you meant for them?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! It's the Zombie Apocalypse, and not the sexy kind, either! Can you and your waifu survive? For how long can you hold out? Will you be there when the repopulation orgy starts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645988
>and not the sexy kind, either!
Bullshit it's not. I'm gonna steal all the zombiemoutos and fuck all the liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645995
No, it's not that kind of apocalypse, it's the flesh-eating, rotting kind! They even attack the Zombie Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12644675
>this post
>bob said almost the exact same shit about big tailpussies in his stories and on the irc
>all this bogeymanning about bob
>nobody says "fuck off bob"
god damn the world is ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645996
>Zombie on zombie violence
That just ain't right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645997
No... this is Halloween!

[Anonymous No.]

Do outright ugly monster girls even exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646005
Most of Tomasu's monster girls are pretty ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646008
>Thomas' girls.
>Ugly
Bitch nigga, I will fight you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646015
Frog girl is his only reasonably cute one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646015
No fighting! We need to stick together to stop the zombies from eating our waifus' brains!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646018
>Waifu a wurm
Let them try to eat her brain. Let them try to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646022
>zombie bites Wurm
>teeth are destroyed
HC is for Hard Candy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645997
Not many here go to irc, don't worry anon, the second his faggotry comes up, we'll stomp it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646027
I STILL like him though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646008
>>12646005

Only the yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646028
No one cares. Bob is cancer, and cancer gets cut out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646030
>No one cares
Why do you think I care about you not caring that I like him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646031
Because you're a turd burglar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646035
Is this really how low we've sunk? Is this what we've become?
No wait, it's just you.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl would be the most likely to invoke name-stealing magic to get you to like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646039
I'd say a Familiar who doesn't get appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646037
>low quality bait.jpg

I don't know what your aim is, probably to troll, but we haven't become anything. We have a strict etiquette in these threads that you and a few dedicated cosksuckers find joy in disregarding. But it's nothing new, you haven't changed us since we were on /a/ and you won't either. Keep riding bob's dick, it won't change a thing here, and you'll be endlessly told to fuck off.

I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

From the guys who made the Sandworm doujin, next is Kraken, at Comiket 87, Day 3!
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46824439

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646046
Anon, you're really angry for no real reason. Please calm down and stop making assumptions about people.
>strict etiquette in these threads that you and a few dedicated cocksuckers find joy in disregarding
Like this, what is that supposed to mean?
>you haven't changed us
I never tried to change anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646039
>>12646041
>She holds out a small piece of paper with your name written on it in blood red ink
>"Haha! I got you to say your name. I had trap magic put on you, and you fell for it!"
>She laughs as she dances, feeling victorious
>"Now, you can't say your name until you say, 'I love you, Hecate.'"
>Wait...
>That's a stupid way to get somebody to do that.
>Moreover...That's all she wanted?

[Anonymous No.]

So a certain draw-fag drew a Monster Girl Version of Sif from Dark Souls

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46560528

And I became inspired to write a story about cuddling the Sif

http://pastebin.com/2vPEzhFy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646058
>cuddling the Sif
Good, the pooch deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646058
>fanfiction

I'll forgive it on the grounds that I haven't played Dark Souls...
And it's somehow not as blatant as writing Rachnera smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646068
>I haven't played Dark Souls
What is your major malfunction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646070
Not him but not everyone is into video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646075
>not everyone is into video games
And this I don't understand either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646070
I keep telling myself I'm going to, but I keep getting sidetracked by SMT, Wild ARMs, and Smash.

There's so many other games I want before I can play Dark Souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646078
Hey, would you rather have a select few who love video games and know what they're doing or talking about? Or would you rather have even the shitstains swim in the pool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646085
I'd consider myself a casual, actually, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646089
Well, that's okay, too. As long as you're not Sarkeesian. But that's neither here nor there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646090
>Sarkeesian
Why do you even bring that up here? Is this bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646091
You know, that was a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646092
And yet you did it. And you know what you were doing. You monster.
Let's talk about something else now! Like Pharaoh and Apophis playing a game of Risk or something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646095
Who would be the more aggrssive player in that situation?
As if I need to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646097
Apophis, naturally. She'd be doing the Egyptian equivalent of
>TORA! TORA! TORA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646095
>You will never play a night-long game of Risk with a Pharaoh and Apophis (Throw in an Anubis for a nice even 4-player match)
>They will never enforce Strip-Rules
>Lose a country, lose a piece of clothing.
>They will never spend all night teasing and tempting you to team with them to take down their rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646101
>take down their rival
Wait... does this mean it's your childhood friend Anubis who considers YOU her rival?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646101
>'FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!' the Apophis broods internally
>'I'm losing. If she takes Zipangu, I'm done for!'
>'I'm not going down so easily. It's time to invoke...Operation: Damsel in Distress!'

>"Oh no~! Pharaoh, why do you have to pick on me like this~?"
>"Anoooon~! Save me~!"
>"If you scratch my back, maybe I'll...scratch yours~."

http://i.imgur.com/XgZXS8U.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646103
Oh no no no no no.
She simply sits on the sidelines, helping the Pharaoh out, using her armies to assist in spreading her dominion.

Waiting for the opportunity when you're almost entirely naked, and Pharaoh is too occupied arguing with the Apophis, so that she can whisk you away and have you to herself for the remainder of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646101
>tfw you follow the Strip Rules, but only to the bare minimum
>Lose a country, lose a piece of clothing
>tfw you read this as taking off a shoe when you lose Lescatie, and then a sock when you lose the Desert Kingdom
>tfw the girls are forced to rip off your shirt when you lose another one of your countries because you're not stripping fast enough for their liking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646101
>Down to your undershirt and boxers
>Pharaoh, Apophis and Anubis are all stark naked
>"M8s that doubt Australia get glassed ya cunts, king of the world says dropbears for everybody."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646115
She will be publicly spanked for cheating!

[Anonymous No.]

A bunch of Kinko cubs break into your house, eat all your sweats, play your vidya games without turning off the consoles afterwards, and sleep in you bed in a large pile.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646123
>kinko
Jinko. I'm already buzzed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646123
Tell their mother now would be an excellent opportunity to play "Huntress".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646123
>play your vidya games without turning off the consoles afterwards
Jojokes on you, they were playing games that encourage that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646122
It's not cheating, it's taking advantage of an opportunity!

I'd spank her if she wanted me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646123
>play your vidya games without turning off the consoles afterwards
They are quickly awoken as I scream fury and murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646129
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646114
>She sweet talks you the entire time you focus your efforts on pummeling Pharaoh
>And then curses your name while biting her handkerchief when you topple her forces that she specifically built up to betray you with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646130
No, she will be tied to a pole and spanked in full view of the public, with Dark Elf and P'Orc taking turns administering the righteous punishment to her!
...or to Sphinx who offers to take her place. Because cats love spankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646134
Radiant Silvergun.
Rack up enough hours and I'll have enough continues to beat down that Stone-Like bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646140
I thank the Sphinx for her sacrifice.

I shall administer spankings to the Anubis in private to...make it up to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646140
>cats love spankings

I have no fucking clue what kind of cats you people have had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646151
I've got three of them right now and a few slaps to their rears makes them very purry, regardless of gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646151
Cats are actually masochists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646159
>>12646154
I never knew that.

I always thought cats were assholes that thought highly of themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646168
They are. You should have seen enough hentai at this point to know that those high and mighty asshole ojousamas are the types that make the best masochist cum-dumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646140
Where would you even spank a Sphinx?
Spanking cat-ass isn't hot at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646168
That's only sort of true. I've had cats like that before but I've also had cats that were the most cuddly submissive creatures you'd ever come across. It's all in their individual personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646176
I'm sure SHE'D think it was pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646178
But isn't it supposed to be hot for everyone involved?
Or would you actually feel arousal from spanking a sphinx's huge lion ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646191
If I saw the affect it had on her through the look on her human face? Hell yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646191
I'd probably get turned on spanking her. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646191
Maybe he think arousing her is pretty hot and she likes to be spanked. Wouldn't you do your waifu's favorite thing in order to turn her on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646199
I'd do it even if I didn't get turned on myself from doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646204
So you just think it's fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646205
No, but it bites my dick when my waifu goes through so much to please me and I do nothing to return the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646207
>implying lion pussy could please anyone anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646207
Yeah that's what I was getting at. You do the things to arouse her because it feels good to give her pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646210
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646210
What if I wanted to spank her both because of that and because I'd genuinely find her body sexy? Would that be too far into furfag/bestialityfag territory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646221
>finding the animal parts sexy
Yeah nah, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646221
I'd say no, but let's just shut our mouths as there's a small group of folk who are not fond of us and are loud enough to express it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646221
>Would that be too far into furfag/bestialityfag territory?
Ultimately you decide how much is too much. There will be people that condemn you but fuck 'em. It's not like there aren't people that won't condemn you for being into monster girls and even 2D girls. If they can't relate to you why bother worrying about what they think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646225
Tell that to Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we talking about this kind of Sphinx? >>12645771

Because if so, I fail to see how she's any less acceptable than a centaur, or an arachne, or girtablilu, or any other MG of that sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646227
Just to clarify, I'd find every part of her sexy because together they make up an irresistibly sexy whole. So because the whole looks so good, the sexiness of the individual portions increases as well. I guess it's really hard to explain and the way I think about monster girls is kind of weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646234
She herself is totally acceptable
But jerking it to her lion parts specifically? Not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646234
It's just people who who don't like this or that complaining and getting the entire discussion deleted when it get heated up enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646235
It's not hard to explain, it's just hard for some to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646237
Fair enough. But as >>12646235 says, those lion bits are part of a very attractive whole.

It's not very nice to say, "I think you're pretty.", but then, "Except for those fur-fag animal bits."

She's an MG, she's pretty. If you find her attractive, you find her attractive, and the "Lion parts" are a part of that, so there's nothing wrong with jerking it to them, because they're a part of her. It's entirely different than jerking it to just say, a lion. Furry or otherwise.

That's my piece, I'm goin' to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646245
Good night, anon. Hope you have pleasant monster girl filed dreams for Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646245
Good night, and don't let the Nightmares rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646251
Nightmare mai waifu, so I hope one does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646256
Oh, then I hope you're raped by a Darpie then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646245
Liking her as a whole, yeah, that's fine
But if you look at her and think "aw yeah I bet that lion pussy looks hot as fuck" or "ungh I wanna stick it inside that lion ass" or "I want those paws all over my dick" then you've got a fucking problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646259
Dude, shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646263
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646265
>>12646263
Shh, you're scaring the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646269
But there's only, like, 5 of us here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646269
How did you know they were scaring me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646273
They know, for they are in the room with you.
>"B is for BOO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646275
AHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646259
What if I want her to suck me off and stick my dick between her tits, but also want to eat out her lionpussy and have my dick teased by her paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646275
Goddamnit what did I just say,

Now they're gonna be hiding in their beds all day.

[Anonymous No.]

I know I'm supposed to be writing about S&M with these characters, but it's just not that easy to get to that point in the relationship. Anyway, Vertex, chapter 2.

http://pastebin.com/ke3wJLE4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646277
Can't have fun or enjoy things the way you want.

>>12646278
Speaking of spooking, can a friendly writefag do a story about a guy spooking a bunch of little MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646279
You're pretty late, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Halloween tonight and I plan on blasting a djent cover of Careless Whisper at the witching hour with a bottle of Vodka. What are my chances at meeting my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>It's Halloween night
>Kids are trickin'
>They're treatin'
>Two young kids in particular, a Wyvern in a belly dancer's attire and a boy dressed as a box tank, are doing things normally
>"S-So Sam, since we got enough candy for the night can we go home early?"
>The young boy pokes his hand through his turret and points a finger at a random house
>"Not yet! One more house!"
>"B-But...I wanna go home..."
>"And I want enough candy to kill an elephant!"
>The two mosey on over to the last house for the night
>They walk up to the door and knock
>Nobody answers
>They knock one more
>This time the door opens, and an Anubis pokes her head out
>The two kids hold up their bags
>"TRICK OR TREAT!"
>"T-TRICK O-OR TREAT!"
>The Anubis stares at the two of them for a few seconds, before grabbing the boy by his head and dragging him inside, and slamming the door shut behind her
>The Wyvern knocks on the door and tries to get in, but fails
>She begins to cry, before another one of her friends appears and invites her over to watch Halloween movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646293
>Gets kidnapped
>Oh well lets watch movies.
Shit tier child-hood friend. Would not partner with in wyvern defence corps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646298
And the boy is sent to heaven by the Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646302
Is she friends with a Vampire that likes to dress like a banana?

Does she have a spiky dildo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646305
No. She has a bunch of LEGOs and delicious snacks. She shares them with the boy as she rides his dick and makes him a man.When he shows up for school later he's six feet tall, has a thick beard, and chest hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646302
>They find his broken corpse by the side of the street some weeks later, intense bruising about the pelvis
>The wyvern 'friend' can't even remember which house it was he dissipated into
>She now lives with PTSD and some kind of self-induced photographic memory in which she never allows her self to forget another thing ever.
>The only which grows hazier with the passing days, is the bubbling laughter of the boy, his face, faded into the annals of amnesia long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646307
That's fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646306
What about a star?
Does he have a star anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646309
Why do you ask? Are you Mario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646308
>The realities of not reporting missing children as soon as inhumanly possible.
>He could have been saved
>She could have saved him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646313
No reason.

I just know a friend with a star, on the nape of his neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646307
Also I said dissipated, but I meant disappeared. Allfather only knows how I fucked that one up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646316
>She blames herself every day
>She stops going to school
>She stops leaving the house
>She cries everyday over the event, despite the fact that he wasn't actually missing and it was another kid that looked just like him

>>12646319
Whatever Jojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646316
If only she wasn't such a little bitch in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646322
She's still a kid. You expect her to sit by your gave like a loyal dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>Halloween time
>Your Dog Daughteru is crying cause she can't have chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646321
Motherfucker I got punch ghosts for days up in here.

I'll have punch ghosts deck you while you're brushing your teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646326
She can still enjoy Pixie Sticks, especially those giant ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646321
>it was another kid that looked just like him
>He wasn't missing at all
>He is exactly where he has been for the last five years
>Chained up the an old radiator in her basement, lifeless eyes gazing into the gloom of the room
>The only disturbances in his life, the clenching of his gut, and the wet smacks of molestation
>He used to scratch his fingers bloody trying to mark the days
>Then he marked the passing of time by the scars left behind but the anubis' Apophis friend
>Then he stopped counting all together
don't try and salvage this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646332
Don't stop me now, you duck-fucker.
>Boy wakes up in his bed
>He's covered in sweat
>The events of his dream still spook him
>He hears a knock on his door
>He get up and checks it
>He opens the door, and sees an Anubis and Apophis hold bags up to him
>"TRICK OR TREAT!
>"TRICK OR TREAT!"
>He runs back inside and wets himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646333
>He hears a quiet knock in his bedroom door
>D-daddy
>Is everything all right?
>The door opens quietly
>His Ushi-oni daughter cautiously steps forward
>He feels a tug on the sleeve of his shirt, which pulls him from his trauma
>His little girl stands above him tears in her eyes
>He sees his wife just behind her
>"M-mommy. Daddy is crying again. P-please make him stop."
>Tears and snot run down the little girl's face as she begins to sob
>"P-please, save me" the man mumbles to himself as he stared wide-eyed at his wife
>The Ushi-oni mother scoops them both up in her powerful arms, tears rolling down her cheeks as she carries them both towards the large bed
>"It's okay, dear. They're gone now. It's okay. You're scaring our daughter. P-please stop crying now."
Trauma doesn't just affect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646343
So wait, is this a different guy or is it the little boy in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646347
Yes, maybe.
I don't know

Could you repeat the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646347
Timeskip. He hooked up with a Ushi oni who always wanted some one to protect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646352
>Malcom in the Middle
Bromont, are you drunk again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646353
So he was traumatized bu his nightmare, married an Ushi Oni, and wasn't turned into a man by the CC Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646354
I'm not Bromont.

We just share good taste in TV shows.
Goddamnit that show was so fucking good fuck tv now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646359
Oh god, it was fantastic. My favorite episode was the one involving a cookout and Hal bringing real meat instead of soy/tofu.
>MY SOY BURGER IS BLEEDING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646360
All I remember sadly is the episode where Malcom plays a shitty simulator where everyone but him gets fantastic lives, along with the one where the family gets stuck on a highway in burning heat.

Where the fuck can I even watch that show now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646356
He was eight years old when he was taken, he was kept in the rape dungeon for a decade before they threw him out once he got too old and only his Ushi-oni waifu can hold him hard enough to stop the shakes of addiction and terror when they come by. He's still not got with canine or serpent species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646366
>Wyvern still keep apologizing to him
>He keeps freaking out when he sees her
>His wife actually feels sorry for the girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646365
The internet?
Remember the episode where Malcom's one jerkass brother tries to have a fair fight with the cripple by numbing his own legs? And the cripple kid makes a fucking powersuit and beat his brains in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646367
>"Um, hey look. I-I don't want you coming to see him anymore."
>"Come and see me whenever you like, I-I'm not pushing you away, but... The look on your face after he freaks out, It just cuts me to the soul. A-and I really like you, so please. Stop hurting eachother."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646368
Oh fuck I can't believe I forgot that episode!

It was Reese right? that cripple kid was awsome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646372
Yeah it was. Remember the episode with Malcom, Reese, and his one older brother making a slingshot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646371
>The Wyvern walks away with wounded heart
>The Ushi's husband begins freaking out again when a Halloween commercial plays on the TV

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Halloween everyone! Part 3 of the Caretaker story is here, though I'm not sure if I can keep calling it a short anymore. I guess you could say things have actually started happening now.

http://pastebin.com/UfDDcGdE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646375
>Beads of sweat roll down his forehead
>"S-sorry. I'm really pathetic aren't I. It's okay if you don't want to be around me I-I understand.
> She balls her fist/claw and smacks him upside the head
>"You know I hate the kind of talk"
>"S-sor--"
>She smacks him again, "And stop saying 'sorry'".
>He manages a faint smile "Th-thanks."
>She pulls him into a hug
>"It's okay. Halloween is my time to protect you, just like you protected me. We're in this together, hun. I'll never leave you, no matter what."
>He nods into her bosom, a grunt of assent muffled by her boob-flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646385
>The two spend the rest of the day cuddling together
>Her warm breast helps sooth his trauma whenever any kids knock on the door or when another commercial comes on

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-Oh! All The Halloween stuff has spooked your daughteru now she's hiding under the covers and won't come out until tomorrow!
How do you react

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646281
>late
How come? I posted an update yesterday, didn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646420
Get my waifu and go join her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646420
Get my wife and get under the covers with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646420
Tell her that it's daddy's birthday and she doesn't get any cake if she hides in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters have to worry about diabetes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646468
Only if their sons or daughters are too sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646472
What if they eat large quantities of sweets and such? How would diabetic monsters feel about Halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646475

Type 1 will be born with it pretty much so it will be something they've dealt with their whole life and Type 2 won't be at least until they're christmas cakes so they'll have a chance to enjoy it as kids anyway.

When you're an adult, it's just about the parties and having fun giving candy out to kids and taking your own kids around anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the Great Pumpkin going to bring your daughteru today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646505
Nothing cause she'd carve it into atoms the moment she saw it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646525
She a Mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646528
No
Centaur
and it was with her wooden toy sword too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646532
What a little warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646533
She makes me and her mother proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646275
Fuck off you stupid wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646619
How is she stupid for knowing her alphabet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646326
She can have carob.

[Anonymous No.]

You arrive home from work late at night, only to realize that neither your Monstergirl waifu nor daughteru are home. After looking for them everywhere, you figured they'd most likely be outside enjoying Halloween, bonding like mother and daughter should. Guess you just gotta stay up until they come back, no harm in that.

Hours pass, and soon they come back home, carrying lots of candies and other goods from what seemed to be a Halloween party. Walking into the living room, they find you quietly sitting on the couch by yourself, asleep, as your exhaustion prevented you from staying awake long enough to wait for them.

What would they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646625
>carob
http://oglaf.com/fingerbun/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646627
Draw on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646627
There is only one answer, and that is>>12646629

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646627
>mother teaches daughter how to deepthroat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646420
Get in bed with her, it's not healthy for her to be so tense so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646646
I like how you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646627
>Not going with your daughteru Trick or Treating.
There is no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646664
>going with your daughteru Trick or Treating
Anon, please. She'd hate it to have her embarrassing, bumbling dad with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646627
Are they going to do something to spook the fuck out of me when I wake up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646682
Why yes... they will show you your new son in law that they snatched away as a trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646685
>Implying your waifu won't show you her new husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646672
Anon pls, every MG loves her Papa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646693
NTRfag please go.
>>12646694
That won't change the fact that you're embarrassing her in front of her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646280
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646696
It's not NTR if it's a trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646716
I'd rather the treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646389
You know, I'm surprised we don't have more healing stories like this.

Then again, it seems like this thread is populated by yandere fags most of the time, and they wouldn't be on board with that kinda story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646693
Fuck you! Whoever fucked my wife, I shall fuck him in the ass! Make him my concubine, make him my thing! So even if my wife is your woman, she will still be my woman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646725
That man knew what he was doing. Especially when he used dick-sucking to prove the guy was a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646721
>yandere =/= suffering

Come the fuck on!90% of the stories here are happy vanilla bullshit. And whenever tries to write a smidgen of suffering, sunshinefags have to ruin it. Fuck you.

>>12646293
>>12646307
>>12646321
>>12646332
>>12646333

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646735
>yandere =/= suffering
Do you need us to call the cops, or is she still reading what's on the screen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646738
>all yandere are possessive killers who lock you in their basement

Just get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646742
I understand anon, it's not safe now. But she can't be vigilant 24/7. We'll save you. Don't give up hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646735
No, fuck you, a healing story implies there is and will be suffering before and possibly during the healing process.
I'm just sick of seeing yandere fags shitting every-fucking-thing up with their god awful fetish. Psychotic chicks are not sexy or fun and this is speaking from experience. They're almost as bad as futafags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646748
Except that story had no yandere in it, was meant to be a bad end since the beginning, and some faggot came around and went for healing. No one fucking cares you stuck your dick in crazy, your problem fag. And how many stories involving yandere do we have? Three. Three motherfucker. No, fuck YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646764
>Three.
Which ones?

[Anonymous No.]

What's this talk about yanderes?
Who's the yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646768
Nicole, it's the only 'story' the rest are really greentexts. There's one involving a succubus, and another one I don't remember. There's also the damphir getting pregnant by her father, but if that is yandere, it's really soft, imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646764
I'm not even talking about that particular story, I'm talking stories in general, of which we are lacking that brand of healing. The problem is that every time someome brings up a story idea, there's a bunch of fags pushing for a yandere girl like flies on shit, and they cry up a storm when they don't get their way, like you are now

> stuck your dick in crazy
I avoided it, gut feelings never lie, which is why it boggles me that you fags ACTIVELY seek it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646777
There's one involving Bob's white manticore, Leona

The fact thay Bob likes yandere should say enough about the fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646790
Keep ignoring the story was meant to have a bad end fag. When someone asks what kind of girl they want, of course they're gonna suggest what they like. The fact remains, healing stories hardly ever involve yandere, mainly abusive wives or abandoned husbands/cum pums. As for cc"crying up s storn" I'm only 'crying' because sunshinefags have to leave leave their dick prints over everything. No one minds if stories have a happy ending, but you faggots just won't let us have bad ones.

>actively seek it
>wanting something in fantasy invariably means you want it for real

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646798
Bob also likes femdom.

YOU HEARD THE GUY! Bob likes femdom so that makes it automatically bad, nothing but maledom and rape from here on in. Finally bob does some good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646798
>The fact thay Bob likes yandere should say enough about the fetish
Please don't bring Bob into this. Yanderes can be nice. Loli-Oni is very cute, and also monstrous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646798
It was .less's oc
Bob just made a story about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646816
I actually liked loli-oni.
Then that faggot add the sounding and pegging parts.
What a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646816

Anyone know about the smug kitsune thing? Did he ruin kitsunes too? I don't really follow his shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646828
I think plain kitsunes are fine, but I got accused of being him the last time I posted a smug kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646828
Everyone is just paranoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646798
>>12646813
>Implying Bob is relevant to anything beyond shitposting.
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646821
>violent, murderous yandere is shit
Were you surprised, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646841
Nah, everything bob likes is bad, so nothing but raping the monstergirl from now on.

I would dose a dragon with sleeping poison and fuck her ass hard and fast. I'd fuck it until is was so loose I could stuff her entire hoard in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646844
>implying the violence made her bad
>not the pegging and sounding shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646850
Dass hot. I'd love to watch her wake up and slowly realize her ruined anus is belching jizz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646844
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646850
But the Leona stories had maledom before she went yandere

Guess you're shit outta luck there, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646860
HA! So bob has damned us to nothing but consensual missionary handholding with the lights off for the purpose of procreation. Well done faggot. You've doomed us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646871
I want to make Bob my personal Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646871
Pretty sure he likes that too.
Jokes aside he has irredeemably shit taste so most monster girls are safe anyway, if not from less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646882
So...what 's left? Romantic walks and chaste kissing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646890
Daughteru dicking, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646894
He's writen about Anondad fucking Laska though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646860
The fact it ended in yandere femdom should tell you how he feels about maledom.

Rape the MG.
Maledom only
Final Destination

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646899
NOOOOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646899
Has he? Fuck, I didn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646913
Yeah, he didn't upload it to his main pastebin. You'll have to dig way deep into the archive to find it. It's there though.

It's OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646899
He has?

This was bob's plan all along. To make it impossible to like anything he likes, so that there would only be monstergirl yuri. Truly, faggots ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646821
Are you permanently mad about it? The next story is going to be cute and vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck are you people on about

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646920
We can't write anything bob likes, which possibly leave only yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646924
I think one of his stories has had yuri undertones. Not to mention Less drew Anubis and Laska in a compromising position together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646924

>Implying Bob didn't write yuri daughters in the trucker story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646926
So only all the forbidden stuff from now on, all the /d/ tier shit, no pun intended. But let's be honest, he probably likes all that stuff, so the real aim is for no one to be able to fuck monstergirls, period. Thanks bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646928

I think Bob likes Monstergirls

WHAT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646931
Well, time to leave /jp/ I guess. It's over.

What hobbies you guys gonna take up now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646935
I'm gonna get fit and become a normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646935
>>12646936

I think bob likes breathing too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646939

The only solution is to remove him from the universe and fling him into the future where MG'84 is law

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646939
Is it finally time to an hero? Will I finally fulfill the prophecy /r9k/ foretold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646924
I don't think bob like weight gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646927
>mfw this is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646941
Or do what Joseph did:
Send him into space

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646941
But what if he tries to come back to the past and undo the future that is MG'84
What if Bobino actually came back to the past, and this is his way of undoing the future?
For anyone that's just joining us, this is what happens when the Titanic takes a millennia to sink.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what? La Muerte as a monstergirl is actually a pretty interesting concept. I wonder what would be the best personality for her. Maybe milfy Ara Ara who loves to actively tease and play pranks on you with a cocky, yet suggestive smile on her face all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646980

>This knigga still hasn't seen The Book of Life
Go, and quickly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646984

If I must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646980
Manny Calavera as a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12645229
Non

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646051
I hope we get a prologue featuring Kraken daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646070
You can break Dark Souls once you find the perfect stat build.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like yandere but I do like jealous and clingy girls.

There's nothing cuter than a shy girl trying desperately to catch her target's affection while failing miserably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646376
>3 Updates in one undying thread.
Also, keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing Pokemon Blue
>Slot Machines
>Get 3 bars
>Read them as Bob and instinctively get angry

Fuck you Bob, you're ruining my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647071
I want to see a shy going go nuts and rape him.
http://exhentai.org/s/5a470f4663/492084-75

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646748
>and this is speaking from experience
Why are you shitting on other people just because some incident with 3DPD hurt your feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647071
Did you read Sloth's greentext about a succubus trying to win over a paladin? Comedy gold as well as sweet.

Why did you leave us Sloth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647083
No anon, YOU are ruining your life. Also, you aren't helping the thread much either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647108
Wasn't that like three different authors though? It was a clusterfuck, but the ending was still nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647085
Why are the shy chicks often the most busty?

Hell, I always think back to the Nightmare and that one busty Lich picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647111
We've had the premise before, but I think it was all Sloth. Maybe the first two posts were other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647115
A joke from God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647108
Sloth isn't dead, he even set up shop on PBworks,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647127
I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647085
That is one magnificent butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647137
Dr. P is the health god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647128
Yeah he's just kinda slow. You know, like a sloth.

>>12647131
It truly is a blessing. You get a hot chick without any of the pretension of a hot girl. You also get the joy of watching her react as you convince her to do increasingly lewd things and her passions slowly boil over. Can you envision the shy titfucks? Can you see her shock, wonder and arousal when you shoot all over her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646899
IIRC it was at less' request and he regrets doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647139
St. Retcher also comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647143
>sadpanda St. Retcher
>http://exhentai.org/s/18882899d7/580613-1
No. Those are gross as hell. I'm surprised you can enjoy the exquisite butts of Dr. P if you like those fatbeasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647149
You aren't looking hard enough.
http://exhentai.org/g/557789/6b15a950ad/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647151
>http://exhentai.org/s/d559fb8d4a/557789-3
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647128
He's a published writer now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647160
Nope. PBWorks works sorta like a wiki, it's not any kind of publication venue. He's as published as Bob or Moose at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646984
I'd get diabitus from licking those thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to jackhammer a giant slug and make her tear up and ahegao violently. I want to melt her mind and make her babble nonsensically while she grits he teeth trying to hold on to whatever reason she has left before she goes limp and quivers incessantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647212
Where would the pussy on a slug girl be anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647217
On her head next to the glowing blue dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647212
>wanting icky slug slime on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647217
Same as a human pussy lamia.

>>12647221
Stop trying to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647224
What do you think pussy juice is? Especially if it's the frothy kind.

On topic, a slime girl on a cool day would feel deliciously chilly on your skin. And you don't have to work that hard to make her cum since she's used to really slow sex, so there's the fun of giving her more than she can stand with ease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647225
>Same as a human pussy lamia.
So in a position that lets you ignore the whole slug aspect entirely? Thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647225
They're hermaphrodites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647225
What? Slugs are hermaphrodites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647235
You would at least play with her antennae, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647235
>that lets you ignore the whole slug aspect entirely
That's the idea. Hence why lamias and spider girls have their pussy there too. Can't really get off if you keep getting reminded there's a giant snake or spider there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647239
Maybe you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647236
>>12647237
Not in KC land they're not. So fuck off with your futa baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647238
Why would I? I'd fuck her despite the slug part, but I sure wouldn't wanna touch any of the slug bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647249
>People are this humorless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647249
>KC
>Futa baiting
Anon, you're being paranoid again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647253
Why are slugs so gross? It can't be the slime, I'd a scylla or kraken hard so long as nothing goes up my ass without permission. Maybe it's because they're just cold lumps of flesh mostly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647259
It's not really about slugs specifically for me. I'd do the same with, say, a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647259
Most people don't like that they're cold and stick you, yes. one aspect I hope Mamono Mana could solve would be the smell, slug slime has an unpleasant odor, but you get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647259
Because there is no way to make the slug bits sexy. Some people here love the exotic nature of the other girl's monster parts and even find them beautiful. A slug looks like a slimy piece of shit in real life, can't make that sexy with the human mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647255
>>12647256

>bring herms into the conversation
>not bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647267
>Because there is no way to make the slug bits sexy.
Most people don't find monster parts sexy at all, so why does that matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647265
>slug slime has an unpleasant odor, but you get addicted to it.
There's that problem solved. Thanks, KC!

One would think that a human torso would mean they get to be a bit above room temp even if they are still sticky. It's all preference though, I suppose. As long as the vag is warm I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647212
>maledom
>slug girl

Wow. What a nasty combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647268
>talking about the anatomy of the creature the monster girl is based off of
>Nothing past that aside from a little mention
>bait
Anon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647272
Actually I meant in real life anon. The possibility of giant slug having that smell would lose her quite a few points. I'd rather not have to get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647273
Implying it's about maledom and not about giving her as much pleasure as you can. You "muh maledom, muh femdom" fags need to fucking die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647280
>I'd rather not have to get used to it.
Then lucky for you all you have to do is surround your house with a ring of salt and/or outrun a slug. Easy, right?

That makes me wonder though, if one were to build a rapeproof house in MGC, what would it look like? It'd probably be a bunker, salt around the entrances, wards around the walls for ghosts, but what else? How does one stop say, ant girls, or wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647276
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647285
Why a Giant Slug? Then again, Gastropoda a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647297
What a witty retort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647285
Whatever you want to call that shitty fantasy you wrote. Enjoy your slugshit, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647289
Yes, the house on top would be a decoy, with no more than three entrances to the true house. You'd need something like gemsteel for the walls and doors, blessed and warded of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsunes, vampires and succubi are the only good monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647289
It'd need to be as sturdy as a nuclear bunker or better, so steel lined concrete walls into the ground with a hidden trap door hatch, hidden vents no larger than a person's head that can erase any trace of your odor (monster girls can likely smell one part per billion), all sorts of magic wards and barriers, ample supply of salt (slugs might squeeze into vents, idk), beans(Oni might find the hatch somehow), and chinese finger traps (only way to stop a Wurm), and some system for detecting disturbances in the soil around the complex.
The hard part is getting supplies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647311
The best girls are girls that don't exist yet, like suplex Beetlegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647311
The only good MGs are the cosplay-tier ones.

Deep down, you know this is true.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys!
I got a dark secret to share with you!

I like the following...

Holding hands
Romantic consensual switch sex with my vanilla fox woman wife
And the big one!

Brushing her tail daily !

So how bad am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647318
You type like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647318
I rate you: fag/fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647316
That's what I said.
If all the human features aren't 100% intact, it automatically belongs in the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647319
Oh hi there Bitch-kun, I see you are alping up the threads as usual with posts that serve no real purpose.

This guy probably hate MGs too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647327
Who? Is that a boogeyman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647302
I think she's cute. And all the other stuff I said.

>>12647309
I will you bitter fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647311
>>12647316
>>12647323
pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647323
"Cosplay-tier" also includes onis, dragons, anubises, wolf girls, minotaurs, etc. The other "monstrous" ones like slimes, spiders and centaurs suck ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647311
>holstaurus not on the list

The fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647342
Hooves. Read the conversation, that guy can't possibly get any more vanilla. One still has to wonder how he missed mantis though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647318
>switch

Pick a side faggot! Other than that I think you're allright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647338
Whatever, duder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647349
Different strokes, but, this guy is giving me a headache.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nitpicking monstergirls
>Trying to establish which ones are good

I know we're come to a consensus that Matango are shit, but

Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647359
Matangos gave us Mad Hatters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647338
>Anibi, Dragons, wolves, minos,

No, the guy said he wants the human parts intact. These have BIG, MEATY, CLAWS, and horns so, I don't think they pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647368
I realize that, I'm not agreeing with him.

They're basically humans anyway but with paw gloves and glued on horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647368
Horns are fine
Claws are fine if they're basically just like sharp fingernails
But huge scaly claws or hooves or paws or whatever are not.
I'd be okay with a dragon girl like these two though.
http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/01/57/015757755201e26a60681570d2db5050.jpeg?1554255

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647368
He was fine with succubi and kitsune so ADDED parts should be fine by that definition, they just need to have the standard ones, too. So, probably mantis, definitely kejuurou and oni should be fine. I'll bet he loves elves too, the slut.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: /mgg/ loses its sanity and patience to the point of neglecting the Monstergirls

This is either newfaggottry or we're reaching critical levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647338
...Even lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647389
And the anime hasn't even aired yet! We're in for a fun ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647389
We've had "cosplay-tier" shitflinging before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647385
But I'm correct? Jabberwock and Dragon, while very close to human don't pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647389
You do realize we've had these discussions since these threads began, right? Pretty typical "x type MG is shit" stuff, this is about standard around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647402
Correct. Their claws are just plain hideous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647338
>dragons, anubises, minotaurs
Because the monster features are so insignificant and a non-factor as sex with them would still be exactly the same as with a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647389
It's newfaggotry. But we seem to be doing okay.

[Anonymous No.]

We're really going the way of MGU aren't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647331
Yes. I call him Bitch-kun, he comes on like 2-3 hours a day and says the same shitstirring crap everyday "you type like a fgt" or argues with people for the sake of arguing, and then reports posts , basically a little snotty brat kid that does nothing to add to the value of this thread

Poor Janet the Kikimora maid has to do so much work because of him.

I pretty much just ignore him now. The best way to harm a troll is not give him attention.

I have to agree I am not a fan of BIG meaty paws and claws , I tend to like them with humanish type of hands, fur is alright, as are scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647389
But are are talking about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647430
HOW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647432
>nothing to add to the value of this thread
You're that guy who made that "list" from earlier, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

QUCKLY /mgg/

GO ASK YOUR MONSTERGIRL WAIFUS/DAUGHTERUS TO TELL YOU 3 THINGS THAT AREN'T JACKIE CHAN

THEY HAVE 10 SECONDS

REPORT BACK ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647448
Shhh. It's just paranoid doomspeak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647457
What list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647438
Try typing that again, a little slower this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647432
I just think normal human hands with fur or scales look odd. Either go all the way or keep them human.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we really have that many normalfags now that people are trying to decide that the most human monster girls are the only good ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647470
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647470
>Do we really have that many people with opinions now that people are trying to decide that the most human monster girls are the only good ones?
Yes. We always have. Don't you remember the old cosplay-tier arguments? This isn't the first time such a position has arisen in opposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647463
>>12641742

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647468
lets see
>>12639026
this , or do you prefer this?
>>12639154

Just so we are clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647470
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647477
The arguments we had back then were that cosplay-tier monster girls were the only shit ones. Its completely reversed now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647459
iPads
Water
That big guy from TMNT
Don't ask me this shit, I don't want no trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647481
No, there was plenty of "but snake tails are gross" and "those claws/paws/wings look disgusting and/or unpleasant" too. This is just all that consolidated and put forth by a few guys that may or may not be baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647478
Oh, yeah that was a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647492
The guy calls anyone who disagrees with him "Bitch-kun" for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647115
Because best girls appeal to everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647479
I like both. Really dislike that first one's horns though. For some reason monster girls based on japanese dragons always have really fucking ugly looking horns. Other than Ryu, hers look fucking gorgeous.
Still, with almost-naked apron and kneesocks, I can't really complain. Would only barely consider that a monster girl though. Just sayin', not trying to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647492
Oh, you were the one asking for polls?
I thought we'd get paired up with waifus.
How sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647500
Faggots of the extreme variety can't believe that people disagree with them, they think they are right 100% of the time and that anybody who argues with them is the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647470
It's like three guys, newfags most likely, afraid they're treading furry territory. What's important is the package as a whole. If you feel greater attraction to the animal parts than the human ones you might have problem. If the attraction is exclusively to the animal parts, it's time for shotgun mouthwash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647411
Well, yeah, more or less. Pawjobs and clawjobs, and tack on "superstrength" and viciousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647508
All the traits of that commercial guy, or whoever the fuck he's supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647470
>normalfag

It's normal to want to argue about which girls are best on a korean culture image board?

This shit's a vestige of the /a/ days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647512
>Pawjobs and clawjobs
Nooooope.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this rampant shitposting.

Oh god, the thread's almost dead, right?
How many till we're in the trash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647513
If they're afraid they're treading furry territory then why can't they just leave? I know this is 4chan but seriously they just need to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647517
Ok. Even if you don't like it, those are cosplay-tier gimmicks. Not that that's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you people seriously wasting your time shitposting here instead of enjoying Halloween candies with your monster daughterus?

Shit fathers, the lot of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647520
How about you press two buttons and see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647507
>you were the one asking for polls?

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647520
What shitposting? We're just arguing about MGs, as per usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647520
we are the second last
>>12647524
ive been smacking demons around all day, no time for candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647524
I didn't buy candy. I got beer though. I'd be willing to crack open a cold one with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647513
>If you feel greater attraction to the animal parts than the human ones you might have problem.
What if my attraction is distributed about 70% towards the human parts and 30% towards the monster ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647524
>>12647520
Where's the shitposting? People are discussing what aspects of monstergirs they find appealing, are comfortable with, and which ones they don't.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

I ain't gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep

Down in Pumpkin Hill, I gots to find my lost piece

I know that it's here, I can sense it in my feet; The great emerald's power allows me to feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647536
Hey Bromont, I like you and all, but could you stop tripfagging when you have nothing to contribute? It's just needless attention whoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647536
Oh, so Richter is high. It's going to be an entertaining evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647505
Yeah the 'stick horns' bother me too, I prefer actual horns. and yeah she is as close to being human pic I could find in the short amount of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647536
An Echidna trying to find emeralds to make a big ring for her hubby?

I second this.
http://i.imgur.com/WKjP3md.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647534
I think that's the perfect ration in most cases. Take Lamias, I focus on the girl, and while I imagine being wrapped in those coils, I don't immediately think about the snake part and "oh yeah." It's about the contrast between human and animal, and how the human part stands out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647457
>>12647463
>>12647478
>>12647492
>>12647500
>>12647514

Same poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647546
Not him, but I would take all of those quotes and add yours to it. Then say "Same poster. Pls go."

But I don't have that kind of time. Instead, I'll just say, please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647537
You got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647543
I guess it really boils down to personal preference as to how they look. I am not going to hate or bitch at someone because they like something different than I do.
If you like BIG meaty paws, claws, good, enjoy them .
I like my Fox women, and Dragon women with their dainty human like hands.

I am not saying I don't like other types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12646136
>handkerchief biting
That seems like more of a Pharaoh thing.

Drawfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647545
How about jinkos? A hug or cuddles with their paws would feel like heaven to me. Of course, I like both parts.
Frosted Rapes too.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these faggots afraid of being viewed as a furry.
>Making up bullshit arguments about the rationing of human vs. inhuman bits.
>Not just enjoying Monster Girls for Monster Girls.
kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647544
Wait.

Monster girls are the ones offering expensive rings to humans in these settings? I mean, I understand the whole gender dynamic, but girls are the ones who like jewelry.

[Anonymous No.]

Can MGs dress up as humans for Halloween?

Like, tuck their tails in their pants, wear hats to cover up the horns, etc. Not sure how'd their paws/claws fit into their costumes however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647545
>and how the human part stands out
Well, see, for me it's more like the two kind of complement one another. The human part "stands out" because of the animal parts, and the animal parts become attractive in their own way because of the human part. Let's imagine a lamia who's just shed her skin and who's really sensitive. I'd totally suck on her tail tip and kiss and lick way up her belly scales, running my hands over her smooth tail and enjoying the feeling of her scales, before finally arriving at her human half and going to work around her bellybutton with my tongue and kneading her soft, sizeable breasts, and then finally moving on to her pussy once she just can't take the teasing anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647562
To them it's less about offering pretty jewels, and more about the symbolism of a 'wedding ring'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647562
Oh...
Then MC would be looking for emeralds for his Echidna wife-to-be.

They wanna play with MY emroods?
THEY PLAYIN' WITH THE WRONG GUY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647562
>Men not liking precious metals and stones
You can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647566
Why not, for the sake of argument, just say magic masks all that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647562
What is symbolism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647566
I'm pretty sure monstergirls like Echidnas or Mermaids can hide their monster parts with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647575
Completely dead.

Bitches want that fat rock, not that fat cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647566
That's what a transformation potion is for.
Lamias use it to cosplay their favorite two-legged human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647574
I dunno. Just seems like a copout to me.

Doesn't the joy come from making the costume yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647562
But I like pretty things, especially flower gardens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647546
Um, what?

http://imgur.com/lYNhoed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647585
That's a bad link, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647579
>.they have to practice walking for a month to get it down right
>Heels are not a fucking option

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647593
He is not yer bud, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647598
I'm not your pal, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647594
>>Heels are not a fucking option
Unless she's determined to go out like this.
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080320184027/wildarms/images/4/47/Rebecca_Streisand.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647558
Jinkos are tame in my pinion, only the arms and legs really stick out. There's not much to think about where they're concerned.

>>12647569
I wouldn't say the animal part is attractive like, say, how the average males feels when he sees a nice pair of breast. More like, it's good to know their bodies and how to please them. I see no problem in what you said about teasing a lamia's body, but for me, the snake part, it's there. No more, no less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647602
I'm not your friend, guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647609
I'm not your guy, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647593
>>12647585

Sorry, it the first time I used imgur. I just wanted to make the point you're full of crap.

http://imgur.com/yYIaWTu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647607
You call those heels? Try these. http://www.vgmonline.net/wp-content/uploads/bayonetta2.jpg She's not walking in those. Ever. Still, it would be cute to have her rely on you as a walking stick of sort. How would a snake react to being able to leg lock, I wonder? Hell, how would they react to doggy style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647615
I'm not full of crap. You had a broken link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647608
>I wouldn't say the animal part is attractive like, say, how the average males feels when he sees a nice pair of breast.
I wouldn't either, but I can find them very beautiful or cute, and arousing as a part of the whole. But not innately so like with many of the human parts.
Using Jinko as an example, yes, I think her paws are hot. But not in the same way as, say, her boobs, abs or thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647617
In that >>12647546 are all the same person. I already put up a new one >>12647615

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647625
Did you ever think that maybe I'm not the same guy as >>12647546?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647616
>>12647607
>You and your medusa girlfriend out trick-or-treating in the neighborhood
>She insisted on wearing heels with her outfit to show how much she's improved
"I told you you should've left the heels at home."
>"What else would I wear, your old tennis shoes?"
>She stumbles for a moment
"Do you at least want me to hold your hand?"
>"No! I can do it myself!"
>She trips and falls face-first
>She spends the rest of the night trick-or-treating barefoot
>Alternatively, you carry her piggyback the rest of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647522
>why can't they just leave?
Precisely because this is 4chan.

>>12647618
>Using Jinko as an example, yes, I think her paws are hot.

That's a little...eh. But, you know, so long as you remain mostly on the human side of the fence, or he who takes the package as a whole, you're allright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642768

I find the snake motif erotic. Fluffy is my favorite, but snakes are bretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't love big meaty and fluffy paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647645
>What granny, what big meaty paws you have!
>All the better to pin you with, my dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647648
Little Red Riding Shota? Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

So do serpentine MGs have multiple ribcages like centaurs, or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642768
Infinite hugs, marathon sex, the tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647650
>And I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your load out!

Wait, wrong fairy tale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647651
I would imagine so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647630
No, silly me. Still, he was full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647653
>Unlimited Hug Works
I can go for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647654
>The Big Bad Paladin and the Three Little P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647642
Well, I did explain that I liked them in a different way that I like some of her most attractive human features. I find them "hot" less because of some form of innate eroticism, and more just because they're exotic, they look nice, feel pleasant to touch, make her appear more powerful and overall fit together very well with her general appearance. That's not bad, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

Extremely important question: do you prefer thin long snake tongue, or thick rough wolf tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647645
Jinko paws are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647663
>The Wolf and the Seven Young Kids
[/ss/ INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647658
Anyone who claims same fag is full of shit. If an actual samefag is samefagging then he's not going to be like "Oh, well. You caught me." If he's wrong then someone's going to provide proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647663
That would work too.
>And i'll slice, and I'll dice, and I'll burn your house down!
>But that doesn't have anything to do with cutt-
>HOLY FLAME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647645
I'm not so much put off by them as it is that they grate on my WSoD. It's the inconvenience factor: how do they do up buttons? How do they open packets? How do they wipe their asses? How do they brush their teeth without a foot long toothbrush handle? How do they even get their arms into sleeves with such tremendous mitts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647666
Sssnake tongue.
Always.

I realize that was stupid, but it was to make my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647666
Thick rough wolf tongue, it'd work better for assertiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647671
>He gets to the brick house and it doesn't burn down
>Instead he decides to burn it down from the inside
>By going in through the chimney
>Where he himself is burned alive in holy flame

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647680
Snakes can wrap their tongues around yours and strangle it, that's pretty assertive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647666
>666

Thin snake tongue. I'm watching you satan.

>>12647665
No, I wouldn't say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12642768
I know I'm late as fuck but

Full body hugs.
Absolute loyalty (this is common to all the monster girls but whatever)
They're very passionate and possesives in a cute way.
Sex for hours
Snake eyes and tongue
Scales

>>12647666
Snake tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647668
>Bro White and the Seven Dorfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647651
>>12647657
What about hearts and lungs? Is their heart in their chest? No way a heart could fit neatly into the torso section AND still provide sufficient blood pressure to the tail section. If the heart is in the abdominal area, then would that mean they have deathly still, only faintly-unbeating chests? Or do they have more than one heart like a lot of invertebrates? Do they have lungs in their torsos? Are their left lungs vestigial like snakes' are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647666
Snake tongue is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647687
>scales
>appealing
get out, animal fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647666
Big fat wolf tongue is better for wake-up kisses.

Imagine being on the border of sleep when you feel something wet and huge invade into your mouth and roll around in there.

Maybe your dream would end in a violent, tongue-violating nightmare but hey, at least you won't be sleep for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647692
Too many unnecessary questions.
http://imgur.com/V6hxDfO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647666
Snake.

http://i.imgur.com/azAeohk.png

>>12647701
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647701
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bestiality if a medusa girl uses her snake hair in addition to her mouth/tits to get you off?
Because I find that kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647712
Only if the snake itself sucks you off
But that'd be terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647715
And impossible. It's kinda hard to suck without lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647702

Easy way to get it bitten off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647712
Wome will try to argue 'no', but essentially you'll be getting a snakejob. I can dig getting affectionately caressed by the snake hair, but getting off with it crosses a line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647715
>>12647717
>2-3 inch fangs on your dick

NOPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647721
Come now, they have sheaths. You'll be fine so long as the cute little snakes don't get too overzealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647720
Not him, but what if the snakes just brush and coil around your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647720
What makes it so different from, say, a tentaclejob from a scylla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647725
Heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647720
I was going by the assumption here that her "snakes" would just be basically another bunch of appendages, just subconsciously directed rather than directly controlled. Not actual animals attached to her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647722
>so long as the cute little snakes don't get too overzealous
Wouldn't it have to be her getting overzealous since she'd still be the one "in control"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647666
Fat wide cow tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647703
I can't be the only one who, when he's with a chick, holds her hips thinking stuff like 'this firm substructure is the pelvic girdle', and 'these long muscles are the tensor fasciae latae'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647741
>she'd still be the one "in control"?
Kind of depends on how you headcanon that bit. It's kind of silly to say a medusa is ever really "in control" of those snakes anyway, so you might well have something to worry about if she even gets too excited. Bottom line, so long as those fangs are sheathed they aren't an issue. It's the other teeth that are a problem, if they have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647725
>What makes it so different from, say, a tentaclejob from a scylla?
Precisely why scyllas don't do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647747
>While you're pounding your lamia girlfriend, leaving her a quivering mess
>You're straight-faced as fuck, saying
>"So this is the inside of a lamia's womb. Interesting. Interesting."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647722
>>12647748
>the emotions of monstergirls come on strong
>taking the chance she might get too excited when handling your dick

I like my man. Fearboners are one thing, setting up your dick to get hurt is a no-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647751
Then what do you like?

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>>12647752
>Hold a tape recorder up to a medusa's snake hair while you're balls deep in snake cloaca
>"And how do you feel about the mess I'm making of your master's genitals?"
>"HISS."
>Fascinating. I'll need to translate that later. Also of note, how does that snake hiss with no lungs? Curioser and curioser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647752
FFS, you can't deny that the feeling of a female sartorius twitching in the thigh flesh beneath your thumb as you lick a woman to bliss doesn't magnify your enjoyment of the experience a hundredfold...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647752
>>12647759
Indifferent scientific sex? FUND IT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647754
*I like my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647759
TL note: HISS means I'M CUMMING <3 <3 <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647761

>tfw feel indifferent when fapping, and only do it because primal instincts
>tfw straight face throughout the whole thing everytime
>tfw don't even feel anything major when climaxing anymore

Would that happen if I had actual sex with a Monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647743
Wide fat wolf tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647770
>snakes are cumming too
Now I can never fap to any monster girl with snake hair ever again. I don't want to sexually please an animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12647776
I don't know about that, but I do know one thing:
Your poker face isn't going to please the Shirohebi watching you fap from your window.