Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The bobcut are the best haircut for many monsters. It is beautiful and elegant, yet easy to maintain with an active lifestyle.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12664010
a moo-moo dressed up in winter clothing, going ice-skating with her human boy when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664012
A Hinezumi swing dancing in a prohibition-era bar, setting everything on fire when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664014
We need to push a Hinezumi facing off against an Oni in a street fight, or Hinezumi art in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664019
I'm gonna take a shot at Flapper Hinezumi once I'm done with all this graduation and new job bullshit, so like in a month and a half probably? Speaking of which, that one guy still hasn't written Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros like he said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664021
>Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros
>even wanting that in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664021
>Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros
You consistent pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna go hunting with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664029
>go hunting with her
You mean you want to play "huntress" with her?

[Anonymous No.]

still my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664032
But Undine is best element you fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664021
>Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros
too spooky and gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664035
>a guy and a girl having sex is gay
Not again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664035
>>12664036
Just stop right now. Everybody just fucking stop, we're not even 15 posts in. Leave it be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664041
Let's talk about this kitty. She's so cute, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664029
>Go hunting with her
>She leaves you right off the bat, without even a trace of her even coming with you
>You end up looking for her like a lost puppy in the forest all day
>With nothing of any trance of her existence, you clutch onto the hope that she's somewhere, and end up spending the night in a cave, swearing to search for her in the morning
>You wake up with a jolt. It just occurred to you
>YOU'RE the one being hunted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664042
Yes she is! Is she royalty or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664042
I have a sudden urge to pet her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664044
She's the goddess of my nutbladder~

[Anonymous No.]

What about this kind of cat girl?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664052
I have a sudden urge to pet her. This weakness of mine will be the death of me one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664052
She was great. She even let Luka go. If Paradox ever gets translated, she's in my team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664052
Too furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664010

Whenever I see this girl's face, I always imagine her as an overall serious, yet smug woman who hasn't felt love in a long time. Her sheer expression tells that she's eager to "feel young" again, but is somehow hesitant, as her lack of experience made her kind of unsure on how to do things right, willing to let you take the lead.

Well, she's waiting for an answer. Would you? I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664042
Too bad that game is shit
But it inspired some doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664049
Oh hello fellow Bastet lover.

She carried my ass through so many dungeons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664061
I would if I knew how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664061
I would. At least, I'd try

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664029
Maybe. It could start nice but end like >>12664043

How about her as a teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664061
I would, for hours in every hole, eventually running out of condoms and "having" to bareback her. I'd promise to pull out but instead jizz as deep inside her as I could while screaming that I love her and want her to bear my child.

[Anonymous No.]

oboy oboy oboy get ready for some MONSTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664073
>teacher
I'd finally become the teacher's pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664073
Was meant for >>12664031

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664010
>bobcut
>beautiful and elegant
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664052
>sandpaper cat tongue
>inside her vagina
Who thought that was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder

[Anonymous No.]

Horsepussyfag headcanon is hilariously ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664094
Nice, an extra hole for gangbangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664094
No room for a womb at the front ∴ no front vag, or a vestigial one at best. Impregnating a centaur is basically bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664097
>have to draw lots to decide which poor sucker gets stuck with the horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664105
Wouldn't the poor sucker be the one who gets the horse's anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664034
>not Ignis

Filthy heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664105
>It takes an hour to decide who gets the horse pussy before the gangbang even begins
>The captive Centaur at this point is bored out of her mind and fell asleep
>Everyone ends up calling it a day since it took too long and their drive dissipated as time went on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664108
Didn't even think of that.
Two poor suckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664094
I thought they were both human, oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664113
>rear vagina has also changed...
It's basically a human pussy where the horse pussy would usually be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664108
>>12664112
Heh.

http://pururin.com/gallery/5161/hyakki-yakou-lv-1-jingai-shoukan.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664115
Such a slutty horse...
Bad Horse, Bad Horse~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664114
>Aside from the horse vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664115
Bestiality is not allowed on this website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664012
>a warm, soft, bundled up holst would be very very cute
> a cow-like toque with parts for her ears and horns
>thick mufller/scarf, long enough to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664122
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664122
>Monster Girls
>bestiality
Bitch-kun, don't you really have anywhere else to be?
>>12664124
Yes. YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664115
What exactly is even supposed to be the appeal of centaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664012
You will never sneak up on a holst and thoroughly molest her breasts leading her to orgasm.

Why is life so shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664130
Knighthood?

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>>12664127
If you find her horse half attractive enough to want to fuck it, you'd probably fuck a real horse too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664130
I'm not a centaurfag, I just like fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664132
>Why is life so shit?
Because the gods are cruel and capricious.
>>12664135
>Monster Girls are animals
Bitch-kun go home, I won't pay attention to you anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664139
Her lower body looks identical to a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664139
He's got you there you know, that's not an MGE centaur, she has a horse vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664140
And a werewolf's ears are identical to an actual wolf's. I'm still gonna pet them like a motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664146
But that's not sexual, not like fucking wolf pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop bitching about Centaurs and go hug an Elf. They're badly hug-starved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664148
AURAL SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664151
I'll go as far as a gentle dick taco, and no further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664153
Reverse dick taco is the best. She can hear the balls slapping on her skull and the jizz shoots out for that easy cleaning action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664150

What monsters need hugs the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664148
>not fucking bitch pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664166
Pharaoh. She's gone without proper human contact for far too long.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's not have another huge argument about what's "acceptable" when it comes to sex with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664173
We're not, we're hugging and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664175
Ahem, that was the wrong picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664175
Do you have any pictures of cuddly slimegirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664183
I wonder why the cuddly slime girls are often drawn with oversized arms/hands. Better hugs? Looks cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664167
I meant literal animal pussy, and no, I ain't fucking no dog pussy you freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664183
Is it okay if they're cuddling one another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664175
I want a serial hugger jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664187
For comfort? Sure. Yuri? See what happens fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664188
>This is Timmy, before
She shows a picture of a crying shota
>This is Timmy, changed
Same shota, now smiling with a blush
>Do you see!?
>>12664190
Hugs are not sexual.

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>>12664184
I guess it's harder to show that she's made out of slime if the hands and fingers look like a human's, only coloured and transparent.
That extra round, balloonish feature helps make her appear more fluid I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready to take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664198
Yes, I already fueled my flamethrower.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to praise the moon every night with your apophis waifu before bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664195
>Hugs are not sexual.

I'm not sure about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664201
Not this again... I hope you get haunted.
>>12664203
So how's that revolution from last thread going.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Boyfriend.
>'GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!'
>'You got a Promotion!?' Gracie is now 4 months along and showing (thought it's mostly her overeating)
>'No, but I got us a free copy of Bayonetta 2! 60 Bucks Saved.'
>'Joy.'
>You sit down next to her as she heaves herself into a sitting position. 'Let's fire this bad girl up. You first beautiful.'
>Gracie puts the controller on her stomach and starts to play, within the hour she ragequits
>'Man Screw this.'
>'Gracie...it's on 2nd Climax, it's easy, come on.'
>'Fuck you! you do it if it's so easy!'
>You do so, as she begins to tear up in every eye before running off. 'Gracie?'
>You follow her into the kitchen where she's stuffing her face. 'Gracie what are you doing?'
>'I'm eating myself to a heart attack! All I'm good for is being a fat piece of shit! I can't play games, I can't be a mother, I can't even find a job to help support us!'
>'Hey now, stop it!' You hug her and kiss her forehead.
>'Come on Gracie don't act like that. Who always finds the secrets I can't because of her eyestalks?'
>'M-me?'
>'Who has an encyclopedic knowledge of every game with a female protagonist regardless of how shit it is?'
>'Me.'
>'Whose the cute, soft, loveable Gazer carrying my child?'
>'Me!'
>'Who wants to do a Sonic 2006 LP for my amusement?'
>'ME!...WAIT NO! GOD DAMN IT!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664197
I guess that makes sense, regular, small human hands made out of slime honestly just don't look right to me. Then again I harbor a general dislike for slime girls that basically just look exactly like humans, just made out of jello, looking 100% solid, right down to having fucking hair.
Pic related, how I like my slime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664207
That was mean-spirited of you.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/'s been getting too elitist and nitpicky lately. Flamethrower this, ugly monster parts that. What's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664210
All LPers must do a full Sonic 2006 LP, it's their right of passage, their final trial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664209
>That slime pudge
I want to be enveloped in her softness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664216
Bitch-kun is Legion. Ignore it and keep up with the cute things. Like Elves in one pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664216
Hey, fuck you, spiders have always been made for burning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664224
But this is a monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664227
>Elves are not Monster Girls
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664168
I'd love to hug a haughty queen like a Pharaoh.
>S-stop! What are you doing?! GUARDS!
>No! Stop stroking my hair!
>Don't squeeze me so hard...
>Wait...! Don't- don't stop yet...

[Anonymous No.]

How can you fags justify this?
Wanting to fuck and mate with what is essentially half-animals or insects, often with multiple eyes, limbs, tentacles, scales, tails or slime filth, basically freaks of nature, existing solely to be slain.
This goes against the very concept of humanity and against our Lord and savior in the heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664236
>It's okay my queen...
>You don't have to be so strong all the time...
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664224
One pieces are the best swimsuits for any girl, humanoid or abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664216
>lately

[Anonymous No.]

Less bitching, more hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664238
Yay, there are paladins left!

I mean it, you guys get so faggy sometimes a purge is needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664239
>I'd love you even if you weren't the queen.
>Pharaoh biting back tears
This new form of bullying is exquisite. I'll have to keep it in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664242
Damn fact. One pieces are a miracle of the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664226
It only makes them hotter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664243

I've seen it before, but it seems to be extra fucky right now. This is the third thread in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664238
>existing solely to be lain.
Fixed that for you, its easy to accidentally hit another key so don't sweat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664209
I'm of that opinion too. I want a slimegirl who looks all looks all curvy and dripping, who spills out from my arms when I hug her, giving to a touch like custard.
I want to take a bath in her, and be submerged in her while her human self pools out to fill the tub below her waist. I want to fall asleep hugging her, taking comfort in the slight amount of resistance she forms and uses to simulate hugging and caressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664243
I want to see that fluffy dog as a fluffy dog girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664238
>implying humans aren't the freaks of nature, trying to subjugate and destroy everything just to satisfy their ego
>implying MGs aren't raping and kidnapping simply to perpetuate their race as nature dictates
>implying tail-less half-monkeys aren't worse than half-wolves or half-lizards
>implying humans don't exist solely to be bred by MGs

keep deluding, buckethead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664052
>that braid
[heavy breathing]

>>12664251

White phosphorous and thermite. I don't care how strong ushi oni think they are, when I'm through, there will be nothing but ash.

>>12664252
Third? I was here for the kilometric argument about monster parts last thread but, really? Not that it matters, embrace the hatred.

>>12664256
I wish KC would do a dog girl already. Too bad most mystical dog creatures in legend are evil as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664275
>most mystical dog creatures
Fun fact: in the Silmarillion, Sauron literally loses a fight against a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664275
>embrace the hatred
We really don't need all this bullshit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664209
slime hookers
>not now boner we're in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664268
>trying to subjugate and destroy everything just to satisfy their ego

Traitor kun, fuck or be fucked.

>implying humans don't exist solely to be bred by MGs

This type of thinking is what creates paladins, you stupid Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664238
Yeah, well that's like, your opinion man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664275
I wish KC would do a nuckelavee girl already. Flayed plague-bearing man-horse moe~

>>12664282
That was only because the dog would only die to a werewolf and Sauron's werewolfin' skills were not up to snuff.

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>>12664268

>implying humans aren't the freaks of nature, trying to subjugate and destroy everything just to satisfy their ego

More like trying to subjugate and destroy anything that proved to be as smart and crafty, if not better, than ourselves for the fear of being the ones to be exterminated by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664282
A normal dog? Sure, a Tolkien dog, but, still?

>>12664283
I agree, still, where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664292
Didn't make it any less hilarious. Beren was all
>Let us pass or we're telling Morgoth you lost to a dog!
>Okay dude, whatever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664256
Well, how do you make a dog-girl resemble a big, cheerful lump of fuzz like that?
I picture her as kind of chubby. Enough so that between the chub and the abundance of fluff, you might think "furball" would be an apt nickname for her. Always happy and upbeat, kind of touchy-feely, but maybe a little slow to clue in on some things. She might not get a more complex joke until a few seconds after everyone else there, but she's still capable of holding a mature conversation. When she feels like it.

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>>12664293
There, totally justified, survival of the species and all that.

>>12664268
>implying tail-less half-monkeys aren't worse than half-wolves or half-lizards

Implying implications. What can they do but spread fear and slowly push us closer to oblivion?

[Anonymous No.]

Heretic scum. You dare lay with the monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664302
Blesst art the man who loveth the Monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664297
maybe put her in a sweater or wearing a scarf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664292
>>12664292
I have never NOPED so hard since the first time I watched Fukuro. Alone In the dark. At two am. SOBER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664304
The only good monster is a burning one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664308
Come now, you get in the pond for a little skinny-dipping and you can't even see her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664302
No paladin, you are the heretic. My god is a great god, Hathor loves all and isn't a dirty pie stealer. You will see the light one day, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>Matangos got toned down pretty hard from their initial version
>They're no longer completely stationary, and they no longer turn you into a mindless sex toy fused to her body
>You just turn into a regular incubus with a mushroom cap on your head

Do you still dislike them?

[Anonymous No.]

Try not to use up the image count too quickly you Pro monster vs Paladin fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664314
Can you post the description?

[Anonymous No.]

>paladins

Adorable. Will we ever get more Deruella art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664316
I plan to go back and delete some of my pictures anyway. Unless janitor-kun does it for me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664311
Oh? You like it hot, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664312
This thing attacks as you swim?? I am never going to water outside a shower again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664321
I'm sure the Sahaugins and the Näkkis will protect you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664320
I-i would never touch a filthy monster. YOU MUST be purged!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664319
I like the play, it's just, you know, monstegirls.

>>12664320
Mai knigga. You can fuck my daughteru anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664322
What's a nakki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664326
A Finnish beastie, lurks in the ponds, waiting to snatch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664307
Yeah, that's the stuff. She's a winter girl, through and through. Maybe with a white wool hat which her ears poke through.
Even though she's so resilient to the cold, she's always wearing that hat and a big, thick sweater that doesn't seem to hide her curves in the slightest.
That, or a big, fluffy onesie.

[Anonymous No.]

So shit got updated again. Now I really just have two more mini-chapters before things start to go downhill in earnest. In this MC gets more annoyed about being a group project and a fairly articulate argument is made.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

In other news, "Joined: 201 days ago." That surprised me when I saw it. I really didn't think that much time had passed. I've been completely failing to write smut for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664025
I remembered that there's an actual picture of that somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664328
>Google it
>get a bunch of images of hot dogs and this thing
>the nakki drowns children

Huh, so it's not all bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664287

I am the man who evacuates villages during MG raids, promising mothers to find a safe place to hide their shota sons, only to set them loose in an amazoness village.

I am the valiant warrior who sells his bodyguarding services to vulnerable merchant convoys, only to abandon them near an ushi-oni cave.

I am the good samaritan who gives naked drifters his red cloak and leads them to food and shelter, only to find a minotaur labyrinth instead.

I am the priest who preaches hellfire and chastity, only to draw magic circles in my churches to summon succubi for of all my faithful parishioners.

I feed starving peasants with shotafication cookies and aphrodisiac-laced bread, while wolf-calling for rape-hungry beasts. I lead marauding oni bandits to quiet seaside cottages to pleasantly surprise their owners. I help lost tourists find the mantango fields they were so anxious to visit. I sail passenger ships as the great captain, only to lead it into dangerous waters and abandon ship in my own personal life raft when the mermaid pirates attack.

I am Traitor-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664297
How would you make a fluffy dog girl look good though? Unless you mean just a regular dog girl in fluffy clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664334
Traitor-kun, you will be rewarded as a traitor deserves...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664332
Of what? Slime girl urethral insertion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664334
6/10

Made me raise my eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664338
No no no, it's an anal insertion, and she uses osmosis/slime magic to transfer through to his testicles, where he comes her out. Constantly. An orgasm of slimegirl that lasts as long as she wants it to, filtering back into him over and over and over while he's utterly helpless to do anything but surrender to such intense, alien pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664334

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664344
It reminds of that cap where a guys art project was placed next to a wood carving of a guy sucking himself off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664344
I don't want balls the size of Iowa pumpkings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664334
Mein neger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664352
She's not going to inflate your testicles. Unless you want that. She'll keep the mass flow rate to a perfectly safe level.

I wonder how long it'd take for her to make someone literally cum out an entire bathtub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664331

Fuck yes.
Still the best story in the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664358
That depends. If she went through fast, would you die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664334
Traitor-kun is certainly not the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664334
You did well except for the mermaid pirates, it's not like they can fly, they hover. Be more believable if it was Scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664336
>>12664346

You will never catch me, I could be anyone.

The pleasant old innkeeper who decides to room you with a dark elf traveler. The naive young lad who asks for protection in the jinko-infested jungles. The humble day-laborer with secret ties to Sabbath operatives. The mild-mannered scholar versed in portal-opening necromancy. The virgin wizard who has gleefully turned his powers to evil.

The day you sentence me to death by lamia pit is the day beezelbub swarm arrives.

I will always be beside you in your moments of innocence and chastity, whispering, guiding you to the right path of utter debauchery and enslavement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664094
Not in my head-canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664361
Nah. She's already going from your ass to your testicles somehow, so let's just say that she's using slime magic to perfectly accommodate herself to your body's comfort.
You might be exhausted and sore for a few hours (or a dozen) after the act, but your body won't be changed or harmed in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664362

In these harsh times, the best defense it to hide in a library somewhere and hope for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664360
Amen brother.

You forgot CCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664368
We've been over this, that just doesn't work. At the very latest you'd get picked up by a nice sorceress...
>>12664365
>The pleasant old innkeeper who decides to room you with a dark elf traveler
So I have you to thank for my new wife? Thank you kind anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664370

A sorceress could work, but mostly I'd rather hide there and know that monsters would be unlikely to come in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664370
>>12664368

I wonder what places a human would be safe from the menagerie of MGs?

or how many monsters try to rape a human man in the span of a single day. I suppose that would depend on where he lived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664344
Kinda reminds me of this h-manga I read years ago, about some chick who found a spellbook and turned her into some femdom batman-esque superhero.

One of the guys she ended up offing died in the way you're describing. He was a douche though, so, karma

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664365
Implying I can't smell the stink of monster on you.
Implying we won't break your body in ways as to make the chief god herself squirm.
Implying you shall escape our righteous fury and divine wrath.

And while your soul tumbles into the blackness, we shall rise, and share in the glory or our lord, ever ready to strike sown the wicked and the foul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664360
Christmas Cakes are superior to both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664374
But libraries are where studious magicians come to! And being tucked away in the countryside, your library is likely the only one for hundreds of miles! If it's not MG sorceresses, it's Wizards, and horny Monster Girls can smell Wizards from faaaar away. They make a magic circle to protect the place? Too bad! A Wurmhole opens up on the floor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664366
What is your canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664365
You are my nigga, now and forever more..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664365
Beelzebub swarms, hordes of Wererabbits eating the crops, P'Orc bandits, Dark Elf raiders, A Dragon who lives in a tall mountain that demands monthly tribute that includes a man from the village, dressed in nothing but a gift ribbon. Or else she'll burn down everything.

Village life isn't easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664360
I wish we had more images of MG's havign casual fun. So much of the material is of just one individual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664388
That's that violence inherent in the system I keep telling you about. What we need is to form an autonomous collective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664378
Yeah, well, don't be a douche to your slimegirl waifu, then. If she has a core, show your love to her by gently rubbing it often, like a massage.
Treat her once in a while, maybe take her out to a restaurant. Share a bottle of wine or champagne with her. But make sure she doesn't get too cloudy or bubbly!

Name of that H-manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664376
Silly anon, there is no truly safe place from MGs.

Now the SAFEST place might be on a ship hurtling away from the earth, that's riddled with runes and magic circles for additional protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664395
Even that does absolutely nothing against Wurmholes though.
S is for Spacetime!
captcha: Fertility. It's a sign!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664384
The only choice is to form a magic guild and make a pocket dimension.

Or, for a lone magician, transfer his consciousness into a non fleshy body while petrifying his body and hiding it somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664399
>only have a mind
That's okay, Nightmares for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664397
Fuck off alphabet tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664376
The only way to be "safe" is to settle down with one of your rapists and let her mark you as her territory so that you won't be taken by other MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664402
Implying you'd need to sleep in a non mortal body. Implying you can't just use focus stones to keep fatigue away. You unvirgin pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664397
>Interdimensional wurms
>The ability to tunnel not just through earth, but the fabric of space itself
>No matter what reality they end up in, with whatever set of new physics, their sheer invulnerability keeps them alive and cognizant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664405
Deruella pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664332
Welp, I found it for you.
http://imgur.com/bDChLnG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664406
Hey, it's a Warlock's life for me!
>>12664407
That was to be something I would address in Wurm Wrangler, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664410
That looks like something you'd see in a museum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664411
Warloks don't have to be virgins?

Serious talk, is this a joke or for real? You really have to be a virgin to be a wizard? Like, in DnD canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664411
>That was to be something I would address in Wurm Wrangler, yes.

So what, you're just going to go full Tengen Toppa? Wrestling wurms into pocket dimensions designed purely to hold them, while they attempt to dig out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664409
Not even Druella, it's true. You could either live your life in fear of rape and enslavement at the hands of some awful MG, or you could find a MG to treat you nice and protect you so that everyone knows you're already some MG's fucktoy. A man can't be independent in this world without a MG behind him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664389
Agreed, we need more casual SoL art of MG's, stuff like

>MG and friend eating at a diner
>anon trying out arcade games with a dragon (skeeball might br funny)
>MG and her BF try to rent a movie
>MG lazily fishing off a dock

What other SoL stuff can we come up with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664415
Oh no, nothing that lame. It would be humans exploring new worlds (in mechs), made possible by the Wurm's punetic ability to make holes in space-time.
>>12664416
>Warlock's don't have to be virgins
Hell no, how do you bond with demons if you don't sex them up?
>You really have to be a virgin to be a wizard? Like, in DnD canon?
Look at this guy! Look at this guy and laugh at him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664416
Knigga, it's like you don't even know who Elminster is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664385
That the pointless frontgina only appears if a guy interested in a centaur is THAT turned off by "Horse Pussy".

I will then hunt down all men who induce such a phenomenon, and put them into camps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664418
>A man can't be independent in this world without a MG behind him.

Bullshit! I will be free or die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664424
You think that now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664421
>>12664422
I'm sorry I had a life beyond fantasy and didn't spend all my time memorizing monster manuals or whatever, NERDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664420
Some kid babysitting his MG half-sisters/neighbors/cousins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664394
> make sure she doesn't get too cloudy or bubbly
So what would happen if a slime ate an alkaseltzer tablet? For some reason all I can picture is a slime suddenly gaining a bubbpy slime afro with a poof

Also, it's been years, but I think the title of that manga was Bondage Princess. Princess was in the title, at least. Hopefully that helps

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664426
gif of MGs dancing in 60's outfits when?

Probably never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664427
>fantasy
Anon, wizardhood is something you attain if you're a virgin at age 30. This has absolutely nothing to do with DnD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664423
Good luck getting enough horsefuckers to join you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664379
Implying I smell of monsters and not of righteous paladins such as yourself.
Implying you're not breaking some innocent man out of your own paranoia, while I stand on the sidelines and cheer you on.
Implying I'm not your trusted senior who taught you everything you know about paladining, while interlacing my teachings with fatal weaknesses that any MG could exploit.
Implying my brand of righteousness doesn't supersede yours.
Implying you can escape servitude to MGs forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664432
I know the meme, I was asking if this was a fast and hard rule in some settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664427
What's funny is the rest of us did too, but we still know it. How sheltered can someone be that they don't know all this 30 wizard stuff isn't pure Nip CC-tier pop culture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664443
It's not merely a meme, it's canon IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664423
The frontgina is for people who AREN'T interested in centaurs.
And besides, why do you even like horse pussy so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664010
ayy lmao faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664441
A fallen paladin cannot hide from the gaze of a true paladin. You will fail, and I will dance over the lifeless forms of your wife and children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664451
>true paladin
>desecrating corpses
Hark! What villainy is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664444
Because these threads run on headcanons, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664428
Well, what else does the scene entail? Are they playing a board game, watching tv, etc.?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664453
You gotta smite all the evil, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664429
I imagine it being very ticklish for her. Lots of hiccuping and uncontrollable giggling. Either way, it'd be extremely cute.

Or maybe it'd be like a slimegirl getting off to the bass vibrations from a subwoofer. She pops a tablet down the goo between her legs, or just below a core to become a moaning, quivering mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664448
I don't. I like Centaur pussy.

Which is why I put "Horse Pussy" in brackets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664455
They're watching TV while one is curled up on his lap, while the other two watch intently from different sections of the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664461
Even the profile calls it a horse vagina.
Stop being in denial, horsefucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664457
Time to end your madness! And this roleplaying, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664461
So she has a human pussy in the back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664461
>I like Centaur pussy
Again, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664465
The profile says that it changes into a human-compatible pussy at the horse position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664421
>>12664416
>>12664411
Once again:

Wizards gain their powers by study and memorization of complex arcane formulae that allow them to manipulate the fabric of reality

Sorcerors do much of the same, but it comes naturally to them with much less effort (i.e, no reading needed for them!) due to their non-human bloodline.

Clerics/Paladins pray to their god for intercession when they cast spells.

Druids call upon the powers of the wild they have sworn to protect to cast magic

Warlocks have made some pact with a powerful and distant entity, usually a demon, that directly grants them magical power.

Witches use a combination of hedge magic, curses, hexes, and alchemy to get their magic done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664467
You're canceled, what the fuck can you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664454
>Ask common cultural knowledge question that's "who sculpted the stature of David-tier"
>Call other people names when you're the sheltered dumbass
>Make another reply about headcanon when it wasn't brought up even once

You should just step away from the keyboard man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664465
>>12664471
>>12664472
Human compatible, but still likely inhuman.

>>12664471
Because I like centaurs. It'd just be weird if I liked centaurs, but wouldn't be attracted to one without some tacked-on, unnecessary "Hole" between her front legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664472
It changes in size, not nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664481
Plus front pussy or even multiple pussies in general make zero sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664479
You should reread my posts while choking on dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664483
Extremely so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664418

It can't be easy to have a married life with a fellow human and have a child that way then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664481
Still a horsefucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664481
>Because I like centaurs.
But what is there to like about them? If it's just the big boobs and prideful personality, there's more attractive girls out there who have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664418
Only weaklings get enslaved by MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664487
You're entitled to your opinion.
I'm entitled to ignore you.

>>12664490
Actually the particular kind of centaurs I really like are Nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664486
Unless you clumped together in villages and cities. And I would still think that smelling of human pussy would be somewhat of a deterrent to MGs, moreso than just being a single man where you're just begging to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664460
>slimes getting off to subwoofers

Are you me? Because I've loved that idea for years now.

>slime girl pops two alkaseltzers and sits on a towel and plastic-covered subwoofer
>she presses play on the remote and listens to http://youtube.com/watch?v=zIw-2rjoLnY
>she tries to sing along as the bubbles and vibrations ravage her
>"I am so f-fucked, so fuckin- Ahh! Fuck!
>"Yeah yeah yeah.... nnnng, YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664491
That's right. Real men are enslaved by love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664490
And they smell like a barn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664493
>Nightmares
Would still look better with a nice pair of legs instead of the horse body.
Horses are fucking ugly as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664493
>>>/mlp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664424
Freedom doesn't exist in KC's succubus fantasy. The dead will be revived, reincarnated, or claimed by a MG exploring the underworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664499
Again.
Opinion.
Ignore.

>>12664500
Thank you.
By posting that you have clearly demonstrated there is nowhere further for this discussion to go, and I am thus free to go about my day freely.

See you later /mgg/, hopefully on a less annoyingly caustic subject by then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664496
If you've ever posted about that idea before in these threads, then it's likely that you're the person who made me love this.

Or at least, made me love it more than Oblimo already did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664490
That has sick Jetstream Combos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664497

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664503
t-thanks KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664508
And yet he put his life on the line for someone else and died just to mildly inconvenience someone far better than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664503
KC can go fuck himself. I will never let anyone own me.

[Anonymous No.]

Freedom is overrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664510
HIS choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664515
A choice he made only after being imprisoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664511
>KC can go fuck himself. I will never let anyone own me.
Confirmed fo knowing fuck-all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664514
Freedom is an illusion.
All you lose is the emotion of pride
It is better for human pride to be dominated by me than to be dominated by another of your species

-the demon lord, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664514
You will never lap up your MG master's pussy juice as your daily meal.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your Monster waifu do to make you feel better if you arrived home exhausted one day, your body aching all over from all the hard work you did, lacking the energy to even have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664506
I brought it up in the thread months ago, so it's possible. We need more audiophile slimes, at least.

>Oblimo
Impeccable taste, brother. I really need to go back and read through IAT again, it's been too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664514
Then you've never tasted it. Begone, slave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664519
Pride goes before downfall. Remove pride.
>>12664523
Freedom is an illusion. You are not in control, not even above your own will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664519
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."

--some MG propagandist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664517
He went out how he wanted, still his choice.

>>12664518
>if there is an aspect of MGE you don't like, ignore it
>carte blanche

Suck my dick. Work the shaft. Polish the knob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664524
Fuck off Idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664528
>Idea
I'm surprised anyone got that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664526
>some MG propagandist

I think I know who you are. Get the fuck out of here, you dyslexic retard.

If you are not dyslexic and not the person I'm thinking of, disregard that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664521
>Jinko
Hugs, cuddles, massage my back.
Backscratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664519
>>12664526
>>12664524
Freedom is always within the framework d destiny.

-Some wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664521
She would snuggle with me, and maybe even order in dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664536
*of

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664521
Bathe me in water heated by her breath.
>>12664536
Freedom is slaver

-INGSOC slogan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664541
>slaver
slavery*
This irregularity has been noted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664413
You belong in a museum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664010
Bobcuts make everything better, including Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664541
>heated by her breath
>bathing in your waifu's sneeze
I kid, I'd love to be warmed in all sorts of ways my a lovely twin drills dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664548
Bewitching.
>>12664549
>twin drills dragon
How old is too old for twin drills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664536
>>12664541
'MG civilization is the progress toward a society of sexuality. The human's whole existence is sexual, ruled by the laws of his natural urges. MG civilization is the process of setting man free from chastity."

--some famous wurm philosopher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664541
There are masters, there are slaves-and then there are the free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664553
Damn, she's probably from an alternate reality!
Chariot, chariot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664553
Contents to live, content to die unraped, Lord of myself, accountable to none.

-a man free of demonic taint

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664564
Alone and unloved, too edgy to ever hold anyone close

- the same as before

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664552
>How old is too old for twin drills?
I think that twin drills is sort of a juvenile hairstyle. Maybe slowly moving from whole hair drills to a wavy mass and smoother ringlets on the sides at like 18? I can't imagine a CC with any sort of drills, so I guess she should move to gently wavy hair throughout maybe at like 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664570
I'd say right before CC. Once she turns into a CC it's pretty juvenile

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664568
So lead your life that you can look any cum pump in the eye, and tell it to go to hell.

-a paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664583
So lead your life with an armor around both your body and your heart, so no one can ever touch you, and thereby either hurt or heal you.

- what the paladin meant to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664521
She'd keep her distance at first; wait for me to get relaxed and my guard lowered...then she'd gently slip to embrace me from behind, holding me near her bosom as she whispers sweet nothings into my ear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664583
Fuckfuckfuckfuckraperaperaperapesexsexsexfucksexrapefuck

-Single Ushi Oni on a full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664583
>>12664584
"You both are homos. I will be over here getting ravaged by a dark elf."

--me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664575
Maybe your aging waifu could put her drills up again and wear a school swimsuit once in a while in the bedroom... I bet you'd love to stick your dick in those lovely curls even if she isn't quite as young anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664584
>>12664588
>>12664590
Alright, that's enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664588
M-O-O-N, that spells vagina-blocked!

- Tammy Cullen, Wurm from an alternate universe to Stephen King's The Stand
>>12664590
I want some of that... sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664592
>School swimsuit
Fuck you Anon, you found my weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664590
You're gonna get ravaged alright

-A man with nano-augs

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a thought I just had; Just how much of a headache would game designers have in a world with MGs? Especially when it came down to custom-created characters, like Mii's or XBL Avatars.

>You'll never see your dragon waifu get absolutely pissed because MiiMaker doesn't have her horn style available

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664521
I've thought about this often when I've come home tired. And the answer?

Headrubs. I want to throw down my stuff, get a snack like some mini pork pies or sausage rolls, and set my head down on my werewolfu's lap while she sits cross-legged on the couch massages my head deeply with her paws.
I'd lie there happily, nodding of half to sleep while I talk with her about whatever comes to my exhausted mind. What I did at work today. What happened to her while she was out in the woods. What we could do together this winter. What we should do when the next full moon comes around. New games and movies coming out. Trying to convince her to wear a certain cosplay for when the next con rolls around.
Anything which sparks her interest or chagrin might get her to wap her tail against my head, and I might tease her back by nuzzling down into the fur on her legs, with my hands wrapped around her waist to meet at the base of that tail, fingers marking circles around it.
And all the while, she'd have her claws ever-so-gently tracing against my scalp, her paws slowly working through my hair. Headrubs are a weakness of mine, and she'd have me more or less drooling into her fur from the pleasure, like a puppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664584
Contentment does not come from love. It comes from an indomitable will.

-truth heaped upon a liar

>>12664590
If you leap into a well, Providence is not bound to fetch you out.

[Anonymous No.]

How would Monstergirls fight?

What would guns designed for big meaty paws look like? Headsets and radio gear for girls with big fluffy ears? Would fluffy tails be a liability?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664600
They'd probably design a fuckload more vulnerable shota characters for MGs to schlick over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664597
I'm actually that super into school swimsuits in particular, but they're the easiest one-piece to find art for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664588
This should not turn me on as much as it does, especially coming from an Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664604
So Final Fantasy would be nothing but Shotas and CC's for the MG's to self-insert into

I could roll with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664605
Best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664606
Ushi-Onis are love. You should give yourself to her. You can try to tame her first if you're adventurous in the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664608
You know she is.
Here she's showing us that when approaching CC age one should switch to straight hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664609
I regret not saving that taming post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664607
kek, I like this idea.

Also, there would be a shitload of more manga targeted towards to MG losers, like with CC protagonists suddenly meeting mysterious shotas who take them on magical adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664613

You mean the posts following on from >>12659627?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664615
>Do you wish to be a magical shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664607
>>12664615
Why always the pairings of shotas and CCs? Neesan x shota/otouto a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664621
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664620
Yep.

>>12664621
How would this backfire in the end for boys? What would they become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664622
>My Little Human Brother Can't Be This Cute!

would you read it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664570
on wikipedia's page for Sif (the Norse goddess, not the wolfu), she is portrayed as having blonde drills, so if it's good enough for Norse deities, it's good enough for dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664622
Thread popularity, and personal preference, but I'll agree that Neesan x Shota is pretty damn good too.

Would Tifa be more CC or Neesan in MGFFVII, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664628
>it's a granny hairstyle
Oh god yes, so only the nerdy, wholesome waifu Dragons will have drills!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664603
check out the Spider and the Fly, it has monstergirl operators

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664612
>Pantylines
My weakness.
>>12664615
What if it turns out that the only reason the shota has magical powers in the first place is due to his bond with an elemental?

The CC cries bitch tears, goes yandere and becomes an antagonist in order to seperate the shota from his elemental. She's successful in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664624
MILFs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664593
No fun allowed

-a rectally ravaged fool

[Anonymous No.]

How would people feel about a dog girl who is a kinda sorta half-assed inverse of Brian from Family Guy? As in, she behaves as a perfectly normal person, but everybody around her interacts with her as if she were a regular dog.

>Anon comes home from work
Oh wow, dude, you smell like ass, take a shower.
>"Awww, look who's waiting for me! Did ya miss me girl?"
H-Hey it's not like I was lonely or something, it's just common courtesy to greet somebody when they come home.
>vigorous petting
>"You're such a good girl, yes you are!"
Eh? That, well, I mean, i-if you say so
>petting intensifies
Wait, the door is still open, the neighbors might see
>"Now I need to take a shower before my friends from work get here."
Did I tell you to stop, bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664626
Hell yeah I would. But make him kuu or dan, tsun a shit. Genki kid is also acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664640
>Brian from Family Guy?
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664633
That sounds good, although I was thinking along the lines of more shameless wish fulfillment for lonely MGs. Like where the wimpy MG turns into a badass and beats up the oni jock and saves the day and gets the shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664629
Neesan, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664640
>Family Guy

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664640
>Family Guy
Interest lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664640
I'd read it. So long as she isn't as big a douche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664643
>>12664648
It's the most commonly known example of a somewhat rare storytelling device, don't be autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664640
Treating a dog girl like a dog sounds like MG racism to me. It could be fun from that viewpoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664633
>you always start talking like a retard when we have sex.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

So /mgt/, what kind of MGs would be into obscure pleasure, like ASMR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664640
Take out every part of Family Guy from that. Make her a cheery dog girl who just humours everybody's perception towards her.

>Who's a good girl? You are, yes you are!
"Aw, Anon, that's so sweet. I love you too."
>Roll over, girl! Roll over!
"Are we going to do something on the floor, Anon? You sure are funny sometimes!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664660
>spoiler
WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664665
ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664662
>Dog girl with the mentality of a dense MC
This could end well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664660
Ghosts maybe? Hell if I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664668
You ass. Most canine MGs. Sirens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664660
Isn't that just whispering into ears? I'd like to have a Dragon breathe into my ear for the comfy heat, but I have no idea which would would enjoy receiving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664670
>ghost waifu possesses you and whispers lewd things in your thoughts

O-oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664674
>she hiccups and spews some flame
>sear the inside of your ear
>balance problems the rest of your life and a perpetually apologetic dragon girl

Nice going dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664681
>What is magic.
Think broader, special ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664675
>Whispering stuff into your ears and your thoughts
>Making everything you think about turn into something lewd
>Making your body feel hot and increasing your lust in public
>Giving you an invisible handjob in public
>Bringing you to the brink just to chuckle and dissapear, leaving you on the edge of ejaculating in public
>You can't even escape her teasing clutches, since she's always hidden

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664673
>You ass.

Wait, what? Now I'm lost. I just replied to >>12664665, as if they we're sure that they'd read "ASMR" correctly the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664682
>dragon breath works just like ignis flame

No u, retardo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664684
The sound of butthurt
Not him, just explaining it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664681
That seems like it'd be a threat when cuddling too. She might blind me. Are you trying to make a general Anti-Dragon argument here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664687
A dragons flame has no effect on her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664684
>post acronym of some obscure practice
>someone asks
>posts just the acronym again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664693
CBT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664605
I'm more into drills than school swimsuits, but you have excellent taste regardless.

Speaking of drills and monster girls, it's a shame that there are almost no plant girls based on Genlisea - other carnivorous plants are all wildly popular, but the one that turned its leaves into flesh-melting ojou-sama drills is ignored for some reason. Since monster girls substitute aphrodisiacs for venom and digestive fluids, the drills of a Genlisea girl would be coated with a glossy layer of her aphrodisiac secretions, and since the drill-leaves are twisted in a way that makes them one-way roads into the digestive chambers, it would be impossible to withdraw your penis from her silky coils until she is satisfied.

It would be great to have your lower body covered entirely by the twisting, aphrodisiac-coated drills of a Genlisea girl, her ample breasts pressing against you as she effortlessly wraps a lock of her hair around your penis and milks you dry without even moving a finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664691
[citation fucking needed]

>>12664690
No, just that it would be dangerous as fuck and you deserve it if it happens.

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>>12664696
Punishable by death in MGC.

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>>12664697
>it would be impossible to withdraw your penis from her silky coils until she is satisfied
Very good. Scary hairjobs are my fetish, like China from Yuruyuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664696

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>>12664696
Classic Battletech is an obscure pleasure.

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>>12664696
I hope someone shoves barbed wire in your urethra

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>>12664705
What is that map of?

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>>12664693
Well, it takes a click and five keystrokes to look it up on Google, or four if you're using Instant Prediction.
Go get that knowledge while it's fresh.

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>>12664697
>Since monster girls substitute aphrodisiacs for venom and digestive fluids,

I think you got that backwards.

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>>12664712
If you're going to post something you yourself admit is obscure, it's your job to inform.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664718
I'd fuck her like a tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664718
No, everyone here hates jinkos, what are you thinking asking a dumb question like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664718
I would make her lie on top of me as we sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664705
Maximilian did nothing wrong
Hanse is war monger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664711
The Federated Suns of the Inner Sphere. Jolly Co-bomberation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664717
What? I never said it was obscure. I'm not >>12664660, and I personally don't think it's obscure at all.
I said it was easy to look up in Google. You type in "ASMR" on Google and you read about what it is. First result. Wikipedia. Simple.

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>>12664705
Would you play Classic Battletech with a small Oni?

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>>12664718
I'd be her bodypillow

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>>12664697
Needs more triffid girl.

But I like the designs.

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>>12664727
I'm the guy who posted the ASMR thing in the first place, but I agree with you.

Why the fuck is it so hard for people to google shit these days? Same thing as far as Lurking goes, what the fuck happened?

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>>12664727
Why did you reply if you're not him? And are we really having this conversation because I called you an ass? You need WAY thicker skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664739
I googled it. But if I myself post something most people don't know about, I would give them the lowdown on it, since I was the one who brought it up.

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>>12664727
>ASMR
I never experienced this, and it sounds suspiciously like that Tingler movie. First you start feeling this "pleasurable tingling sensation in the head, scalp, back, or peripheral regions of the body", and before you know it, a giant centipede monster rips its way through your spine.

I don't think this is the fetish for me.

>>12664738
Would you feed Audrey II, Seymour?

Would you feed her all night long?

But really, we need more drillhair monster girls in general.

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>>12664740
>>12664740
I don't mind you calling me an ass. I just quoted that because I was confused. I wasn't sure why I was being called that.
I think we were having this conversation because you didn't think to google search ASMR.

Sorry for the misunderstanding. But it is really easy to look up if you don't know what it is.

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>>12664748
For some reason, I read that as Audrey Jr...

But yeah. I'd be game for that big green mother.

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>>12664732
Yes. Even if she beat up my Stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

Aftyn, you fucking nigger, where's my whore catgirl story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664762
>Using the Stalker
It's like you want to overheat and be useless

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>>12664748
Never seen that movie before. But it's different from a cold tingling in your spine, like fear.
It's a warm tingling, like the perfect itch being scratched, but it's not on the surface of your skin. It feels deeper than that, but it's satisfying enough that it doesn't quite feel as if any sort of physical thing is bringing it about.
For me, I get it in a major way whenever my head is rubbed. My hair's pretty thick, so any sort of caressing there feels really nice, to the point where I get all shivery from the sensation.

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>>12664768
>Not running the most common assault mech in civilized space with all the good heat quirks and available parts and easy refits

I prefer to actually be able to get a spare leg instead of going into battle with one arm like Steve in his PoS Quentin Atlas.

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>>12664767

Is it just me or have writefags quieted down lately?

Are they getting picked off one by one by Girtablilus or something?

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>>12664746
I've noticed ASMR threads on /jp/ before, so I figured there'd be a sizable number of anons who'd know about it, and those that didn't would google it. I can't handhold anons through things all the time, it goes against the Lurk Moar creed.

>>12664748
ASMR is a really weird thing, I've only experienced it through music, mostly stuff with flowing melodies and high notes that contrast a good basslines, but I also need to let my mind wander and come up with images to accompany the music for a more intense effect. Progressive stuff seems to hit the right spots most of the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbLEYQo98t0

Though it varies from person to person, some people get ASMR from talking to others, certain volumes, visual effects, and so on.

Which is why I'm curious which MGs could be into that sort of thing. I'd bank on more of the quiet, meek types.

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>>12664779

Nobody wants to post in the middle of shitstorms, and there's been a lot of those the last few days. I'm working on updates for the weekend though.

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>>12664779
Worse, life

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>>12664779
They get all sleepy and prone to procrastination during the winter season.

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>>12664718
I hope CYOA anon comes back and gives us some choices to comfort Jinko sister.

>I'm sure that dragon girl just got a lucky hit in
>You'll get him next time, for sure, I'll even help you train for it
>Besides you can easily "get him" without the full moon with your charm unlike the other girls
><Hug Jinko Sister>

Then a few threads later we can get another full moon and Onee-chan will go "out" but end up breaking into her own home for the boy she likes the most.

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>>12664781
Implying any of us came here before our exile.

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>>12664779
Mass writers block. Comes with the winter season where everyone wants to just hibernate

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>>12664779
Shit, they're on to us, Talia. Meet me back at the hideout before they send the paladins.

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>>12664789
I like how you think.

>filename
I miss the "hat", I can do without the tentacles.

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>>12664791
Nah, more like
>implying none of you have browsed around the other threads in the catalog since moving here

We're /jp/ residents now, we should at least have a decent knowledge of what goes on around here

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>>12664793

Hey, Hey! What are you girls doing over the--

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>>12664775
>Not living in Lyran space and finding a Zeus or three in a field somewhere

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>>12664789
CYOA anon is doing his stuff later in the evening now.
He is tired of Bitch-kun and his 'friends'

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>>12664779
I liked writing for people who liked femdom and big strong monstergirls.

Nowadays it's all maledom this, make-her-your-bitch that. Fucking normalfags ruin everything.

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>>12664795
I'd rather not, they hate us enough already, why poke our nose where it isn't wanted?

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>>12664796
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LOW PROFILES, YOU IDIOT! BRING THIS ONE BACK BEFORE ANYONE NOTICES US.

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>>12664806
What storyline are you preventing from being spoiled?

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>>12664805
Who said you had to post? I just meant staying familiar with things.

Seriously, what the fuck happened to Lurking?

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>>12664800
>Bitch-kun
That's really redundant when multiple people are bitching at a given time.
>>12664804
You are my nigga.

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>>12664804
As opposed to the fags wanting to make every MG into a sadistic, bitchboy wrecking slut?

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>>12664799
>Working under Lyran Social Generals
I'd rather stay alive thanks. The only Lyrans who ever knew what they fuck they were doing in combat are mostly part of the Wolf OZ or Falcon OZ now.

Cavanaugh, we salute thee.

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>>12664808
Hinata won da Naru bowl

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>>12664779
I just sort of lost the drive to write a while back and still haven't gotten it. Though I sort of feel like putting something out there since I haven't in a while.

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>>12664804
I like you.

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>>12664812
>multiple people

While I would like to think that Bitch-Kun is nothing but a few anons who are very vocal about the things they don't like, it really doesn't help that the Bitch-Kun posts happen between about 10 am and 8 pm CST, with things becoming super peaceful and quiet after that portion of time.

So either it is just one really, really bored attention-seeking guy, or all the posters labeled as bitch-kun roughly live in the same area.

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>>12664814
And the vanilla and romancefags, who want everything happy and bright. Fuck KC and his no bad ends bullshit.

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>>12664805
/jp/ won't hate you as long as you're reasonable, don't ask for anything you can find easily on your own, and don't reveal that you're from some other board. Besides, folks at the niche threads usually take it easy and don't try to pull off the elitist facade.

The way I see it, you're treated the same as the idol threads. You do your thing, and as long as it stays in one thread, I for one have got no problems with it. I'm disappointed that /jp/'s native monster girl threads are not happening anymore, though. These were a blast, rare as they were.

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>>12664804
>>12664823
As someone who looks for something cathartic, I'm starting to feel a little awkward...

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>>12664816
You better not be some kind of Davion fag, or mark my words I'll be disappointed.

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>>12664822
>Implying the shitstorms don't happen around the clock
First time I even saw somebody use the phrase Bitch-kun was like 1am CST. You're dead wrong if you think it's in a particular timeslot.

I'd say it's more that inflammatory posts tend to crop up at certain times.

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>>12664814
Whatever happened to moderation? Too much of one thing gets boring after a while. Besides, femdom lovers will talk and read about their fetish, as will maledom lovers.

Just enjoy Monster Girls however you like to. I'd rather we have a whole slew of stories and content that range through all the different fetishes, interests, and what have you, instead of having a lot of content that only focuses on one style and one style alone.

Like, how annoying would it be if EVERY MG story, no exceptions, was yandere? Guro? Bondage? If there's anything we need, it's variety, and variety is the spice of life.

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>>12664804
Now, I like femdom and strong MGs too, but with some of these stories I also like the natural comedy that is a MG trying to adapt to human society. you can have laughs with your boners too anon every story doesn't have to be a porno
as long as the bedroom scenes are femdom I'm good

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>>12664814
>Not wanting to be a ahegao'ing slut passed around from Manticore to Manticore so they can use you however they want

>>12664836
How so?

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>>12664836

Don't worry. Different strokes, conflicting tastes, yada yada, shitflinging, you know the drill.

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>>12664779
>>12664793
>>12664796
>>12664806
>>12664808
what's with all the secrecy guys? and why are there like, 20 masked people in my kitchen?

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>>12664837

I'm just a DM guy. I have to know good things and bad things about everyone and shittalking is half the fun. I don't really hate or love anyone. Well, except the RotS, fuck those fortress motherfuckers.

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>>12664842
What about humans trying to adapt to monstergirl society?

>Now it's customary for all males to service all the women here~
>R-r-really?
>Why would I lie to you? ❤

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>>12664839
People can freely talk about Bitch-kun at whatever time they want, but you're blind if you don't notice shit happens to hit the fan very, very often during the day for Amerifags.

>I'd say it's more that inflammatory posts tend to crop up at certain times.

And I'd argue that it's the guy who flips out at said posts that causes the problems, which is, again, during the day for Amerifags, but then we'd be arguing in a circle. So for the sake of our sanity and the thread, let's be adults, agree to disagree, and drop it

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>>12664848
With a naive human boy MC who keeps getting taken advantage of by dirty old MGs? Hell yes.

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>>12664836
Nah, you're fine. Let me just butt into this conversation I'm barely following to say this:
What you want is fine. What other people want is fine too. Don't get up in arms about what other people like. If you like a thing that is universally disliked, try not to post it. If you must, use the required amount of tact and humility when posting to avoid grating people the wrong way.

I guess I'm just saying don't step on people's toes. Like what the Boss said.
>It's about respecting the will of others, and believing in your own.

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>>12664843
What if I just want a single waifu I can be a slut to, and vice-versa?

[Anonymous No.]

hi uh I have this story I have to write but I'm really really new to this whole thing
can someone explain to me how lamia sex works

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>>12664847
I'm guilty of liking the Spacesues.

Though I haven't really kept up on anything from around the dark ages. Fucking space ISIS ruined everything.

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>>12664857
Then you can have her! Ignore the naysayers and enjoy your time with your waifu. Be her slut, and she'll be yours.

>>12664856
>>12664841
Are man and monster not entitled to the sweat off their own brow?

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>>12664859
The guy puts his sex organ into her sex organ. They feel good for a while, and then they feel really good, and then they stop. Sometimes though, they'll just start over to feel good again.

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>>12664859
J-j-jam it in!

To her cloaca. It's like anal, sounding, and vaginal all rolled into one.

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>>12664859
Like regular sex but with no legs

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>>12664859
At least change the fucking filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664859
coiling

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>>12664864

This.

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>>12664859
The Lamia sticks the guys meatpole into her ophidian minge.

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>>12664859
It just does

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>>12664863
>>12664864
>>12664865
>>12664867
>>12664870
Are there any good stories you guys could recommend about boning lamias? I googled lamia sex stories but I don't want to have to read through potentially lousy ones and I don't really know where to look for this kind of thing specifically

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>>12664873
>I googled lamia sex stories
Anon, you can't be serious. you didn't actually search up stories about Lamia sex, right?
Right?

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>>12664873
Any hentai site really. But seriously if you put that into your fucking browser holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664877
>>12664878
I'm a writer that's not even close to the weirdest thing in my search history

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>>12664873
Dude, just make it up.

Imagine a lamia. Got it? Good. Now imagine how sex would work. Where are her openings? How do you think it would feel to fuck them?

I've made up my own shit countless times. Funnily enough some of what I've used has 'stuck' and others sometimes describe sex with a MG in a similar fashion.

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>>12664880
Yeah, but you don't just search up Lamia sex stories. That's just ridiculous
Just wing it like how everyone else does. There's no token "This is how you have the most vanilla sex with a Lamia", everyone just wings it by imagining what it would be like. T'is why most sex tales with the more exotic mamono are different

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>>12664870
Yo hey Lawrence, when we gonna get to Yoitsu?

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>>12664859
I would link you some lamia smut that's been written. But that would be cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

Last night it was Jabberwock love, The thread died before I could see if it was decided that the hearts form naturally, or if they come from her having sex.
I am in favor of a few forming naturally on her over time.

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>>12664885
Nah, I don't think that's cheating. We don't have any sort of searching system to find writefags' stories beyond the Pastebin masterlist, and even then you can't know fuck-all about a story besides the title unless you actually read one.

[Anonymous No.]

>Continuing from >>12663179

>For the next few days, you saw that she was absent
>But you could feel her presence everywhere
>In class, you often caught yourself staring at the class locker behind you
>During practice, you could swear you see someone on the roof
>Only to double-take and find no one there
>At lunch, you isolated yourself in a dark room with chairs blocking the door so you can eat in peace
>That was your only moment away from her invisible gaze, you felt
>It wasn’t overwhelming, per se. If anything, it was annoying
>Charming--flattering even--but annoying
>On the plus side, you haven’t run into any stray girls walking back home recently
>One day, sitting in that dark room, you feel someone creep up behind you
>A pair of arms hugs your body from behind
>Resting its chin on your shoulder
>You almost panic until you hear its voice
>”Kuhuhu~…So this is where you’ve been hiding.”
>Then you realize…
>It’s that elf-looking girl again
>Then you panic internally
>”Don’t worry. I know you need at least some time to yourself.”
>She puts her head to your ear
>You can feel the fabric from her sick mask rubbing against your ear
>”Hey...do you ever play with yourself in here?”
>What?
>”I’m sure it’s quiet enough. Dark. No one can see you.
>Uncomfortable
>”I’m sorry, that was a weird question. It’s just that…”
>She catches a whiff of your neck, and says
>”I really love your scent…Anon.”
>When she lets go of you, you feel her presence dissipate behind you
>You don't tun around, but you can feel she's not watching you anymore
>You get the feeling this elf girl isn't an elf girl.
>But more importantly, you try to continue eating your melon bread
>Acting like nothing even happened
>...
>Like nothing even happened

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>>12664886
They form whenever she has a really heartfelt and wonderful memory with her lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664892
>>12664873
Well then, the only two I can think of are:
http://pastebin.com/yFczUtdt
http://pastebin.com/U7t5K5FZ

And those two only scratch the surface of what lamia sex could probably be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664893
Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664898
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664895
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664893
And so evolves my love for Kunoichi. Nice going, Anon
Please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664893
You have my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664893
>Ninja Succubus
>No Samurai Succubus

I guess I can make do fighting with all the other monster girls who take some thrill from Fightin' Around the World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664884
>"Yo hey, Amahti!"

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>>12664911
How would a Samurai Succubus even work? Would they have some sort of Bushido honor code they'd follow?

We should expand on this a bit, cause it's an interesting idea

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>>12664893
What the fuck does melon bread even taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664911
That's the beauty of this shit, if it doesn't exist you can create one of your own, and hey, if the idea is good enough the new MG might get a following (it's already begun >>12664914).

[Anonymous No.]

I had a thought that I would like to share.

Would you like to see a version of Evil Dead 2 with monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664919
Melon and Bread, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664886
>>12664895
They form when she gets cummed on, a lot. Look for it in the Q&A.

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>>12664919

Tastes almost exactly like a honey bun. Nothing special about it at all.

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>>12664928
What the fuck is a honey bun?

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>>12664923
Like:

>Ash tries to protect his friends and fights off a bunch of undead MG's in a cabin

or

>Ashley the MG fights a bunch of undead to protect her friends

Cause honestly I like the latter idea more, but the former could be interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664930
You're not murrican are you? Don't you have any kind of sweet roll in your country? That's what it tastes like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664930
No fucking way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664911
>>12664914
There was that Samurai Elf from MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664932
Ash, The King cannot be replaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664932
I'm talking about the former, and it would be just as campy as the original.

Fuck that remake oh my god

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/AW9w3rz5

>A deafening crack rings out as the mast splits. The noise mixes with the sounds of thunder and lightning in the howling gale. The giant wooden beam couldn’t take the pressure of being crushed into the ocean. Your entire vessel is sideways in the water and sinking fast. Bubbles boil out of the capsized ship as it slowly sinks into the sea.

>You look around at your fellow sailors as you float nearby. A few of them are panicking. Trying to grab a hold of driftwood or other flotsam. Trying to stay afloat. Most are like you, calmly treading water and waiting for the end to come.

>You knew they were out there. In the waves. Lurking. Waiting. You've seen them for a few days now, following the ship. They do that sometimes; makes the men really nervous. It's a surefire sign a storm is brewing. They can predict it somehow. The boat doesn’t always sink of course, and they end up disappointed. But not today. Today is their lucky day. The day their patience finally pays off.

>You start to hear screams as men are pulled under. You see the occasional fin or tentacle break the surface just for a second before going back under. And then there is one less man treading water. Not all of them scream. Some are resigned to their fate. A few seem to be praying.

>You wonder what you will end up with. Something cuddly, you hope. Something kind. You decide its best not to get your heart set on one particular species. That’s just a recipe for disappointment.

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>>12664933
Even as a murrican he's got no right in not knowing what a honey bun is, Little Debbie sells them.

You know, Honey Bun's not a bad pet name, but what MG would it best apply to?

inb4 Grizzly

>>12664939
Ash the King definitely cannot be replaced, but that doesn't mean Ashley the Queen cannot exist in MGC or /hbg/

I just think an MG as badass as Bruce Campbell would be absolutely fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664926
Fuck KC official lore, if I wanted gay shit I'd just go to your bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664943
>but what MG would it best apply to?
Beegirl? It's only tangentially related by the honey thing, but I think Grizzly is the one that's going to jump to mind first every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664943

If he was murrican he should know. That's why I assumed not.

One of my ex-girlfriends used to call me honey bun. It's pretty common in the south.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664942
I want it.

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>>12664940
What? It was great. All the fear and tension from the original, plus gore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664946
That makes no sense. As for fuck the lore, you can headcanon all you like, that's the reality. What you and >>12664926 are doing is like what MGU did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664942
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664958
Uh dude, not either of them but the KC Q&A's are word of god for the canon. That's where some of the most sweeping changes have come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664952
No, it really wasn't.

It was a generic modern horror movie that took away all the fun of the original.

You could take out the necronomicon. give some other stupid reason for all the horror showing up and call it fucking Cabin in the Woods 2

Fuck that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664946
Fuck, I meant you and >>12664895

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664942
Breddy gud, would clam chowder with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664962
Eh, I liked it.

>>12664960
I misquoted, but yes, that's what I'm saying. The jabberwock's hearts form when they get cummed on a lot, word of god.

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>>12664962
Not the guy you're responding to, but >>12664932

I haven't seen the remake, but I've heard mixed things. How bad are we talking, though? Not worth wasting money on, or not worth wasting time on?

And now that I think about it, you know what would be cool to see an MG version of? Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664962

This was kind of how I felt. It was watchable but it wasn't fun in the same way.

Fuck, now I want to go watch something that is fun like Bubba Hotep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664966
Word of God also said that your Monster Waifu can be whatever you want her to be and it doesn't have to strictly follow lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664969
Okay, you've seen the original right?

Take away all the fun and campy bits, make it straight horror, oh and also make the tree rape scene way longer than it needed to and make you feel bad for watching it.

Fuck that fucking movie, it was as bad as the fucking Ghostbusters remake will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664971
And this is the same Word of God that gives centaurs doublevaginas, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664965
Speaking of clams, has the MGE universe ever dealt with underwater cooking?

I had a bit of trouble writing that story simply because the environment is so alien and naturally hostile to life. You will notice I never once mentioned light sources. Bio-luminescent algae or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664971
So then, can we drop the "KC Lore or Bust" argument then? I don't care if people want to follow it, that's all fine and dandy. It's just kinda annoying to have people shove it in your face when you're trying to be creative and, you know, come up with something new and expand the content we have

Though I'll agree that the people pushing their own headcanon as absolute law need to shut up and fuck off as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664971
If you're talking personality that's one thing. But now you're going to tell me that you have a succubus wife who only asks for sex once a week. When the girls of this setting are semen powered rapists, suspension of disbelief only goes so far.

[Anonymous No.]

What MG makes for the best yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664976

Basically any of the "we agree that" people that speak for threadcanon as well. Write your own interpretations in stories and stuff. If people like it, they like it. If not they'll chuck rocks at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664979
Arachne for obvious reasons. They are a literal walking bondage machine.

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>>12664975
Algae's more of a water surface organism, right? If you want to have luminescence underwater, you could always go with something like Anemone Lamps.

As far as cooking underwater goes, volcanic thermal vents? You'd pretty much be boiling all your food, but, what else can you do to cook underwater? No, seriously, what else can you do? We should figure this out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664979
One who can shape reality around her and you to a dangerous extent. Or dangerous for other people, at least.

How about a yandere displacer? That might be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664979
Cheshire, Jinko, Nekomata, Kunoichi, Lich and Mantis.
>>12664984
A yandere displacer would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664972
>a horror movie being horror is bad
>he felt bad during tree rape
>he didn't consider letting the devil suck his dick when she offered

Normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664983
I thought of volcanic vents too, but then you would have hot clam juice flying all over the house. They are underwater down there, you cant exactly have a soup or sauce.

Also that sort of limits where you can build your house, unless they are all over the ocean in MGE universe.

Not to mention underwater precludes any kind of dry food like bread or rice or grain or flour.

Even if you had an air bubble trapped down there, you would quickly consume all the oxygen with a fire.

Like I said, its an environment that sucks for cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664981
Beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664983
Hydrothermal vents are too far below the ocean surface to do any good. There's a reason they're little islands of life in the abyssal plain.

>>12664975


The basic answer is just going to be sushi. No cooking or heating or light or real grounded civilization at all. Only cooking that could be done would have to be above the surface.

Waterborn monstergirls could likely have a little cove or crevice where that they call home, but nothing that looks like regular houses or other similar structures which just don't work so well underwater.

Of course it also means they would all realistically be stark naked without trade to human villages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664975
KC went the magic for everything route when addressing the difficulty of underwater life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664979
All of them, if that matango greentext is any indication. What matters most is type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664991
Remake shat all over what it was based off of.

You have shit taste in movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664942
We need to go beyond monstergirls, to the world and people around them. I want to hear about this man's crewmates, to see them get back together and share stories,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664997
>Of course it also means they would all realistically be stark naked without trade to human villages.
Nope, not with me around.

Finally, my underwater basket weaving degree will be useful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664997
>Of course it also means they would all realistically be stark naked without trade to human villages.
Mermaids wear seashell bikinis strung together with kelp, so I actually think that's covered.
Also the nereid IS stark naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665008
For some reason I want a nereid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665007
>>12665008

Neither of those would hold up hardly at all in daily use. And you need dry materials to basket weave. I know it's a reference but still just saying.

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>>12665005
What do you want me to say bruh? I liked it, I watched the original young and for me it was all about the fear. And they delivered in the remake. Next you'll tell me you didn't like the Nightmare on Elm Street remake, because the jokes are mostly absent. It's a good horror movie, it's not a classic Freddy movie, all of which I happen to own, but it's a good movie nonetheless.

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>>12664973
And that is where the headcanon comes in.

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>>12664893
>After your lunch and mini-panic attack is over, you try and ask some of the guys in your class about this...not-elf girl stalking you
>You eventually manage to find some guys who know a little about her
>"Oh, her. She's no elf, dude," a boy by the name of Mick tells you
>"She's a...special kind of succubus, actually."
>"She apparently a foreigner from the Eastern region. Goes by 'Shina,'" his brother Vic cuts in
"So she's a succubus called...a Shina?"
>"Her name, stupid..."
>Oh.
>"She's a Kunoichi. They're like, advanced spies and stuff." Mick says
>"The best kind of spies, even," says Vic
"So...what if one of them were to start stalking you?" you ask.
>They look at each other, then back to you
>"Oh yeah, I saw that," Vic begins. "She doesn't talk much, but I guess she's taken a liking to you."
>What?
>Why?
"I barely said two things to her, and she started talking about how we're connected."
>They both have a look on their face
>You can only tell what that means
>"And you said she's stalking you, yea?" Mick asks
>"She's obviously trained in things like stalking, so...of that's the case, and she's after you..."
>"You're fucked," they both tell you
>Panic
"You mean...literally, or figuratively?"
>"Both."
>Panic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665018
The problem are the people that want to pass their headcanon as fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665022
Indeed so.

Is saying "That's my headcanon" when that's what you're talking about really so hard?

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>>12665019
Yanderedere megane Kunoichi stalker with a sick mask? I can roll with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665019
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665017
It was shit, you like shit, whatever.

Let's just drop it.
Do you think the Ghostbusters remake will be shit, this is very important

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665019
Shit eating grin under the mask.

>>12665023
I know.

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>>12665028
Yes.

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>>12665006
I wrote the intro portion of that story to be specifically vague and reusable. You could literally copy paste it into a story about any aquatic monstergirl. The main character just wakes up with a different species is all. As in, that mans crewmates would have largely the same experience as that man up until the intro ends.

Ive learned that people dont really want a "story" per se, as in they dont want some thrilling tale of adventure. What people seem to want more is "daydream fuel." A vague character the reader can project themselves into in an interesting and fun situation.

So basically, you have
>intro
>lewd
>fate

Intro fixes the setting and explains where the character is.

Lewd is some sex stuff, cuddling, a little bit of dialogue or whatever thats fun to read.

Fate is more projecting the future of the character, as in how the monster has trapped him there, or how he has fallen in love, or whatever. What he can look forward to for the rest of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665019
more...hopefully with HAPPY ENDING.

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>>12664983
Regarding the lighting underwater thing, iirc it says in one of the world guides that the Poseidon magic that lets you able to breathe underwater also lets you see underwater. So it's not that there's light, it's just that you get infravision from having a watermonster waifu.

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>>12665019
>"I barely said two things to her, and she started talking about how we're connected."
>Flashback
>"Hi, I'm Anon!"
>Realize it's 3 words
>Realize she's gonna kick your butt
>panic.webm

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>>12664873
just google "monster girl pastebin"

its actually in the OP text

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>>12665034
>Ive learned that people dont really want a "story" per se, as in they dont want some thrilling tale of adventure. What people seem to want more is "daydream fuel." A vague character the reader can project themselves into in an interesting and fun situation.
Please pay attention to this, Mr. 50-Chapter-Epik-Adventure-Writers, 'cos he's right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665034
>self inserting at all

I just want entertainment.

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>>12665036
I'm aware that KC likes to handwave complicated stuff away with Magic, but that shouldn't stop us from at least trying to figure out practical methods for how things work. We can use his stuff as a baseline, but we shouldn't be completely tied to it, especially if writefagging is involved. Besides, what sounds more visually interesting?

>The whole underwater cavern had a soft blue glow, thanks in part to the bioluminescence of the various sea creatures scattered about i n the cave

Or

>The cavern seemed well lit, thanks to Poseiden being a bro and giving my eyes a flash-job

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665037
I laughed heartily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665019
Yandere Konoichi? I'm liking this, Anon

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>>12665034
>Ive learned that people dont really want a "story" per se, as in they dont want some thrilling tale of adventure

Gonna have to disagree. I love getting absorbed in a story and forgetting the world exists.

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>>12665050
I wonder if Poseidon already has a husband in this setting.

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>>12665019

>She's watching you as you talkk with Mick and Vic
>She makes a mental note to silence the brothers before you can get any more information about her from them later on

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>>12665034
>>12665042

Oh fuck off with that "Daydream" fuel stuff. I won't say there aren't anons who enjoy it, but don't say there's people out there who DON'T like an actual adventure story.

I'd much rather read about an established character and their adventures, instead of reading about some vague character and pretending I'm him, and I know there are others out there like me.

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>>12665036
There's magic lights he mentioned in a tweet or one of the Q&A sessions with the Japanese fanbase. Magic fire for underwater cooking. Magic that keeps things dry.
And Poseidon's magic keeps dangerous encounters like sharks at bay.

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>>12665055
Poseidon is the ultimate Christmas cake. She's probably a 40000-year old virgin who wears coke bottle glasses and has never kissed before. Sea gods are nerds.

Except the male Poseidon, who's all about raping, pillaging and having a massive inferiority complex towards Zeus that rivals the hateboner Ares has for Athena.

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>>12665042
>Ive learned that people
>people
No, he can't possibly be right because he just threw everyone into the same group and declared they all want the same thing. There sure as hell are people who don't want a long story just as there are people who DO.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people think that MGE has to be some kind of defacto standard that you're either for or against?

Just make your own god damn setting.

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>>12665057
>You never see or hear from them ever again
>Literally. It's like they dissapeared off the face of the planet or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665058
Right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665066
And in a country far, far away, twin kunoichi sisters from Shina's hometown are very happy to see that they've got their "assassination targets" mailed directly to them.

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>>12665065
>defacto standard
Because it is. And when people make their own setting, that's what it will be compared to. It's like people don't know the scientific use of standard. It's there to give you a universally known quantity to calibrate and compare other things against.

That's what standard means and how it's used. MGE is the standard.

[Anonymous No.]

>Full Moon
>Driving home from MG CVS after picking up some Christmas Reese's
>Question why they have those out so early
>Also why they were on sale between 7 PM and 11 PM only
>Trying to to hurry home before the true insanity of full moon MGs sets in
>Almost make it when I see some bicycle rider along the right side and a Deer Girl rushing across the street toward him
>Slam on the brakes but she careens right into the side of my car
>Asshole Bicycle guy keeps riding probably obliviously listening to a MP3 Player
>I jump out and ask if she's okay while internally screaming over the potential damage my car took
>She lies there saying she's fine, just small cuts and bruises
>Thank God
>She asks if I have any bandaids
>Tell her no but I have some at my house
>She immediately hops into my car without asking and closes the door
>Contemplate if I can manage bandaging her up in time to get her out of the house before FM syndrome goes nuclear
>Get in and start driving
>She's eating a Reese's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665065
Because most of the girls we discuss come from there?

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>>12665060
This is why I don't care for sticking to KC's setting, anything that could be expanded on, like underwater lighting, is glossed over with "lulzMagic" or "MAMANOMANA".

Again, if you like KC's stuff, awesome, more power to you. I just like it when settings and stories have more... substance to them, I guess.

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>>12665063
Y'know, a thought occurs.

If MGE Poseidon is a woman who's all about the Love-Love, everybody gets a happy ending, then how did Gorgons get created?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665073
Punch her. Punch her in the face! Those are my Reese's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665073
Goddamn, venison jerky is fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665078
Good question, though if you ask KC he'll probably just say Magic and leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665078
Some woman got dumped and Poseidon thought that the best way to make her happy would to give her magic petrification powers so that she can rape the shit out of her lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664979
>tfw no qt3.14 dragongirl who wants to make me a permanent part of her 'treasure hoard'
>her treasure hoard is nothing but pictures of me, old clothes I gave to goodwill, and locks of my hair she cut herself while I was sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665080
No!

Deer girls are fucking cute, fuck your Reeses's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665081
Just venison in general. Fuck those lazy bastards that turn it all into sausage instead of steaks and ribs and backstrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665087
I tried roasted venison recently.

Shit was godlike, perfect even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665073

Why did I pick up Reese's? I'm allergic to peanut butter. Fuck Reese's, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665078
A psycho bitch tried to steal a man who loved his wife from the bottom of his heart. She prayed to Poseidon to make him hers, and Poseidon cursed her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665085
Fuck those whores! Ticks and lyme disease you bambi loving idiot! Kick you to death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665088
Pat, get back to handing out crack to small children instead of posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665095
No!

Monster girls!

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>>12665065
>Just make your own god damn setting.
Say I have, that doesn't mean it's going to be as universally known as "that setting from the guy in japan who does nice art". People often like to ask about relative things without any relative backdrop, too. Considering the monster girls themselves are purely fictional, the answer will always be "what would MGE do?" or "Use your imagination, faggot". Neither of which are very compelling but yeah.

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>>12665093
I've never had such deer come up to me.

They always cuddle with you if you lay about, hell I heard a story about how a mother brought her kids along to meet the vet that fixed her broken leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665096
It's uncanny.
I can actually hear him shouting the words into my mind with his voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664919
>>12664930
You peasant. This thread is not for your kind, begone immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665102
"Yeah, that'll save paladins"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665103
I also prefer that my pumpkin bread has nuts in it.

What are you gonna do about it, windowlicker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665096
I swear Pat was just ONE step away from Name Dropping Cerea in the Bayo2 vid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665098
>Living in a land where deer haven't been shot at in generations
So wasteful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665109
Watching it now. Time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665109
Figures he would like Cerea.

Leprechaun's need to feel tall.
Pat riding a big, bushy Direwolf into battle when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664942
BITCH.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ara ara! Alfie's been a naughty boy!" cooed an Arachne hanging from the ceiling. You didn't know what kind of incantation "ara ara" was, but you thought it best to assume she was attempting to curse you. You reached for your holy shield to protect yourself, only to remember it was confiscated last week, when you hit that Lizardwoman in the head with it for slapping your ass.

http://pastebin.com/X1huUXVR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664979
A dead one.
Anything dere needs to not live/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665107
>windowlicker

Fuck off, HAN

[Anonymous No.]

What is Anons opinion on milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665119

Fuck you, I thought that was an update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665098
Okay I'm lost. I don't know if you're talking real deer or MG deer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665119
Ah, I thought Punaldin made an update.
>>12665124
I only have it with my cereal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665122
The HAN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665126
Real, in my area deer are super chill.

Except when "it" happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665107
So we meet again you heathen. I shouldn't be surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665073
>Decide to let her have that Reeses's since she just got hit by a car
>Well more like ran into a car
>Arrive at home, let her in and grab the band aids from the medicine cabinet
>While applying the spongebob bandaids ask if she can leave right after since I need to prep for the full moon
>She says she knows how you prepare for the full moon and that she'll help
>...Wait what?
>Before you can question her, she's already set off to shuttering the bottom portion of the house
>You immediately go upstairs and lock everything down too
>Look out the bathroom window and see the moon shining bright
>Hear her hooved footsteps on the stairs while she sings "It's raining men" to herself
>Think about the current circumstances
>Oh. Fuck.
>Flee to the safety of the bed room and slam the door shut
>Except it didn't slam shut, there's a hoof jammed at the bottom of the door preventing it from closing
>Oh no no no anon, you aren't escaping me tonight

<Try to fend her off>
<Genuflect>

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who misses Shitty Writefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665124
The best. A glass every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665130
The rut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665085
Deer girls are pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665133

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665132
Dude, ya let a single MG into your house on the full moon. Yer gettin raped if you don't get to the panic room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665132
Get the mace, fight nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665132
>Find gun in nightstand
>Insert in mouth

It's the only way out, anon! Unless you like deer, then do something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665135
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665114
Around when the Centaurs first show up
Maybe I'M crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665132

Take charge and throw her on the bed. You knew this was going to happen the minute you let her in the house instead of making her wait on the porch. So plow that pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665137
I don't care, he's funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665137
Trader Anon's would be whoo with a money sack a fucking a circle with a cow head

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665146
Quit picking on the guy.
He at least admitted he probably shouldn't have pushed his fetish in the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665156
Pharaoh's snake face like, this gonna be gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665137
Goddammit crayanon or however its spelled, its just perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665160

[Anonymous No.]

Was this the last image crayon ever did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665172

He did a last one after the original Waterworld pic was posted that he was missed. It was beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665132
>I open and slam the door shut, trying to push her hoof out the way
>She laughs while saying I can't escape her love then slams the door open
>It launches me across the room and I trip backward onto the bed
>She giggles while talking about how I got "ready" for her
>I leap toward her but my trajectory is too high and she crouches and launches upward into me
>She ends up sending us both flying upward before falling onto the bed together
>By the time I recover she's already pinned my arms down and is using a sheet to tie my hands to the headboard
>The best I can manage from the position is kneeing her but she doesn't even notice it
>Why don't we get to know one another better anon?
>She pulls out a reeses (why is she so obsessed with them) and puts it in her mouth before basically force feed / kissing me
>Choking down the candy, she seems to let up for a moment

<Quietly accept Ultra Rape>
<Ask if getting hit by the car was part of her plan>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665183
Accept rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665183
Doe
Pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665183
It's sproink time, accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665183
Who the hell is this girl, DMC3 Dante?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665183
We're fucking this goddamn deer girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665183
Bluff that the Reese's were for family who're coming for Christmas and that you can't ingest peanuts.

but no seriously fuck dat doe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665132
>>12665183
>>12665193
>It's sproink time, accept it
>not imagining Enchantress' thick flank pressing up against you before she pins you to the wall, grinding her slavering doe cunt against your crotch as her moans grow in volume, almost reaching orgasm just from the sensation of her womanhood rubbing against the growing bulge in your jeans. Your pants are almost drenched in her secretions before you finally get them off, finally plunging into her sensual folds as she pants, begging for more. Her powerful hind legs do most of the work, thrusting against you again and again. The musky scent of her pheromones fills the air, arousing you further as her lust reaches an almost feral state. She screams, desperate for release, as your savage mating reaches a peak. Finally, she slams against you one last time, taking you to the hilt, your member touching her most intimate inner reaches. Her upper body tenses up, fully enraptured by orgasm, but her pussy clenches around your dick, rippling, as you, too, reach your apex. She milks every drop of cum out of your rod, for what seems like an eternity. Finally, you both collapse, exhausted. Covered in sweat, fluids, and smelling of bestial sex, she leans in to your ear and whispers, "Sproink!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664209
w-whats she selling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665205
That sounds oddly tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665119

Why would you do that?
I'm making an update soon, promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665213
Fluid massages
With happy endings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665213
You know good and well what she's selling you sassy little bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665183
>Quietly accepting the impending rape, she tears off your clothes
>Now that we're nice and comfy...let's enjoy ourselves together darling
>FADE TO BLACK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQXqDj2DijA
SOPPING WET DOE PUSSY
LEWD THINGS TO OCCUPY THIS AREA OF TEXT
ECT
.
.
.
.
>Waking up covered in all types of fluids, I find my hands untied
>Falling out of bed while trying to stand on my weakened legs, I eventually get up and make it downstairs searching for "Jane Doe"
>Surprisingly she's gone, but she left behind a veritable ocean of Reese's wrappers on the floor
>Every single Reese is gone, not one was spared, she devoured 12 family bags

<Go after her and demand she take responsibility for the rape>
<Go after her and demand she take responsibility for the Reese's>

But really this fucking Doe bumped into the side of my car tonight. Also I have tons of Reese's. Fucking primo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665234
She better take responsibility.

Also, only plebs and casuals play MOBAs.

[Anonymous No.]

Recap Anon here. Computer finally kicked the bucket for good, and all I have right now is a crappy phone. I'll see if I can get last thread's recap in before too long.

Sorry for the delay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665234
She better take good are of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665034
I enjoy stories like this, but I prefer longer adventures. A romance between characters with some development is more satisfying than short smut. I like to read ordinary fantasy tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665019
Nigga, are you gonna continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665240
Dude, I know what that's like.
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665234
Make her take responsibility for the Reese's by being our girlfriend now. Also deer are dumb as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665244
Slowly, and steadily, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

A paladin walks up to your monstergirl and stabs her. How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665240
I didn't see you in the last 2 threads and I genuinely worried when I realized it.

>>12665234
Demand she take responsibility for the rape AND the Reese's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
I wouldn't even know where to begin dealing with him when I captured him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
By not living in a time where paladins exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
Stab him in return, then notice that my monstergirl has survived the stabbing, forcing me to kill her for good to fulfill some bullshit obligation.

Fucking brown spider dwarves man, how do they work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
>Implying I'm not a paladin
>Implying I'm not stabbing her with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665084
I aint sayin i'm no golddigger.
But I aint messin with no broke dragons.

While flattering, a dragon's horde containing nothing but creepy relics of me would be beat as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665240
Been wondering where you went. Weird since my computer died around the same time apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>People taking this Doe thing semi-seriously

I was just going for entertainment, I can't write for shit or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665234
All the responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
Wake up screaming, and look to my Nightmare Waifu to ask why she'd do such a thing.

Probably wanted to see how I'd react.
No pancakes for her this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665252
I was around. Just a little late. Hopefully it won't last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665230
Splendido.
>>12665261
Keep going dammit,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665124
Love milk. Tho I only drink skim. 27 and I have never had a cavity, despite relatively poor dental hygiene discipline. I credit my childhood love of chocolate milk. Still drink a tall glass or two a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665265
She wants the dick anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665275
She could've just ridden me in my sleep, and given me an erotic dream to make me go along with it...

But still, I suppose being awake is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
I defeat him, save the waifu, and drop his ass in an Ushi Oni's nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665261
Keep writing man we like it, you apparently can.
>>12665274
Its probably genetics man, my sister has had lots of cavities compared to my none and she takes way better care of her teeth. I didn't even drink loads of milk before these threads either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664789
cyoa pls

[Anonymous No.]

Alrighty, the fifth and final part of The Caretaker is here. Hopefully I wrapped it up well and it doesn't seem to all happen too fast. Hope you all enjoy!

http://pastebin.com/i8MN8FRf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665234

>People actually liking doe pussy

Hugh wottmeigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665286
Maybe genetics, but I have drank like a quart a day since the day I got off the tit and that is a lot of calcium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665261

IN THE MOUNTAINS.

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>>12665306
I only now realize how strange it is that a female Reindeer girl has antlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665305
You make our goddess proud anon, praise be to Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
but anon! My waifu was never alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
Jokes on you
I'm that paladin
Remove knife-ears scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665310
Females have antlers in some species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
>Stabbing an Ushi-Oni
What would I do? Help her hide the body I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665316

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

Evening /mgg/. I'm bringing #82 to you tonight.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/88612730/Chapter%2082

This chapter of the story is almost at an end. The conclusion will be coming soon™.

As always, thanks for reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665306
I don't get it.

Also that's a Yeti, something that seems to universally frighten anons.

Though I'm not entirely sure why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665324
furfag pls

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>>12665321
Oh cool, thanks.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12665294
I look forward to reading more of your works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665321
>The conclusion will be coming soon™.
I think George RR Martin trade marked that already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665324
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665324

Yetis only frighten Anons when it's Toumasu's Yeti, something that universally disgusts them even though in her own, bestial way she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665306
>Dat Loli Reindeer
Hnnnngh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665325
>>12665336
>>12665337
You guys are assholes. Though it just means more cuddlefucking more me when I ask her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665349

I'm like the only person here I know of that actually likes Toumasu's yeti you goddamned phillistine. You fags are too busy going "LE KUNOICHI" and "PUNISH ME JANET", all the while ignoring a diamond in the rough.

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>>12665349
Not our fault you like ugly ass beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665351
Well now you know another one. And there can be only one anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665294
I liked this story. Although the entire time I was wondering what Evelyn's relationship was exactly with the uncle, and for a while it felt like we were getting sloppy seconds. It was a question I expected the main char to broach but he didn't. How exactly does a hermit hang out with a MG for so long and not get his dick wet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665311
I seriously like milk. My usual breakfast is a 20something oz glass of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665321
I heart anonymoose's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
Get a new monstergirl I guess.

I.... I didnt really want this one anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
Fly around the Earth in reverse and turn back time.

[Anonymous No.]

>By the time the final school bell rang, you had made a decision to make a beeline for your house
>You're pretty sure locking yourself up in your room would do fuck all in deterring a ninja girl, but at least you'd make yourself at home
>You casually stroll through the school grounds until you make it to the school gates
>At which point you begin a sprint for home, as fast as you can
>You have to be somewhat careful, however
>After all, sunset was coming by the time you got out of clubs
>You run past the riverbank
>You run through the shopping district
>You even almost get hit by the damn train
>You're not stopping for shit
>But the more you run, the more you sweat
>The more you sweat, the more you give off your scent
>You probably should've thought this through more before managing to get a Minotaur on your tail
>Even at that railroad crossing she managed to fully jump over the train
>She was chasing you aggressively, you could tell
>More aggressively than you’d like
>When you felt her catching up to you, you quickly ducked into an alleyway
>You sprinted down the alleyway, making a short hop over the small cord that stretched between the alley walls, making sure not to trip over it
>Climbing the chain link fence, you take a small peek behind you to see the Minotaur hauling ass towards you
>Paying no mind to the cord you hopped over
>When she breaks it, you hear an audible *chnk* in its place
>Suddenly, grenades
>By the tens
>Flung into the air as though a trap had triggered them to jump and block her path
>Where the hell did--
>!!!

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>>12665019
>By the time the final school bell rang, you had made a decision to make a beeline for your house
>You're pretty sure locking yourself up in your room would do fuck all in deterring a ninja girl, but at least you'd make yourself at home
>You casually stroll through the school grounds until you make it to the school gates
>At which point you begin a sprint for home, as fast as you can
>You have to be somewhat careful, however
>After all, sunset was coming by the time you got out of clubs
>You run past the riverbank
>You run through the shopping district
>You even almost get hit by the damn train
>You're not stopping for shit
>But the more you run, the more you sweat
>The more you sweat, the more you give off your scent
>You probably should've thought this through more before managing to get a Minotaur on your tail
>Even at that railroad crossing she managed to fully jump over the train
>She was chasing you aggressively, you could tell
>More aggressively than you’d like
>When you felt her catching up to you, you quickly ducked into an alleyway
>You sprinted down the alleyway, making a short hop over the small cord that stretched between the alley walls, making sure not to trip over it
>Climbing the chain link fence, you take a small peek behind you to see the Minotaur hauling ass towards you
>Paying no mind to the cord you hopped over
>When she breaks it, you hear an audible *chnk* in its place
>Suddenly, grenades
>By the tens
>Flung into the air as though a trap had triggered them to jump and block her path
>Where the hell did--
>!!!

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>>12665384
>Suddenly, grenades
I laughed harder then I should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664942
Hello, I want you to know I like this a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

was there ever a pastebin compilation for male teacher anon stories?

[Anonymous No.]

If you had to teach at MGC High what class would you teach? And how would you treat your students?
>music
>like the Russian police; stern, stern but fair

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>>12665386
>The loud blast sends you over the fence, blasting you out to the other end of the alleyway
>Albeit roughly. You landed with a not-so-gracious roll, and had to compose yourself with a displeasing coughing fit
>You wondered for a brief moment what that trap was about
>Who could’ve set it, and how did they manage to in the first place
>Then you consider it could’ve been that Shina girl
>After all, those two boys did go into a bit of detail about their methods
>The idea shocks you somewhat
>It certainly is frightening to know that that’s what a Kunoichi can do
>But no time for thoughts right now
>You are about to dust yourself off until you heard from out of the dirt cloud-hilled alleyway
>”MOOOOOO!!”
>You have no time to clean yourself up. You pick up your school bag and run
>You make it as far as the park until you are unfortunately set upon by the angry Minotaur
>Smoke seething some her sut-covered body as she lets out a mischievous, eerie laugh
>”That was quite a trick you pulled there, kid.”
>She pins your arms down and straddles you so you can’t escape
>”But I’m assuming you know what comes next, don’t you?”
>”No…I don’t,” you hear from behind her
>The Minotaur looks behind her to see a demon girl, clad in dark silk clothing
>With a black ponytail, knife-like ears, and cerulean eyes, wearing a violet silken mask over her face
>You were hesitant to believe it was her, given the tail and wings, but...
>The girl looked down at the Minotaur with a sheer look of contempt
>”Maybe you could inform me?”

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>>12665363
I can see how that question would come up. I tried to give clues here and there that I hoped would clear that up: her knowing him since she was really young, the bedtime stories and all. I intended for it to come off that he simply had a hand in raising her.

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>>12665389
Thanks bro. 2nd story so far. Im pretty sure ive got the formula down now.

It really surprised me when I started this and my writing turned out to not be a complete pile of shit. I guess all those greentext stories changed me somehow,

[Anonymous No.]

So question, as a writer how do you not fall into a rut like Ovaries and be known for ad naseum bullshit?

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>>12665405
Read lots of different things. Write lots of different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665405
Write different kinds of stories. Break up your long ones with a short or two. Don't write a bunch of stories about the same kind of character either.

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>>12665407
>Reading garbage pulp scifi novel.
>Notice the guy has a lot of the same author's ticks that I do
>Remember that this is the most panned novel in the series
>Can't decide whether I should be happy my stuff is almost the same quality and publishable or ashamed that it's still pretty terrible

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>>12665405
Broaden your horizons. Take inspiration from anywhere and everywhere. Force yourself to write something different every now and then if you have to; test yourself. It just takes a bit of will.

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>>12665121
So you're a fan of yandere undead?

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>>12665408

Is that something he did?

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>>12665410
>reading ciaphas kain
>see "phlegmatic" used for the 11th billion time
I feel a little better about my use of synonyms now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665391
Yeah look up Teacher_Anon on the blogspot.
>>12665395
History. Tell them like it is, or was technically. All the fucked up and hilarious shit and all the shit we don't know anything about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665121
Fuck you Furuya.

[Anonymous No.]

would you a kumiho? Would you take her home?

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>>12665437
If feeding her animal livers sates her hunger, sure.

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>>12665332
$50 and he didn't even request her scarf, at least she has a warm sweater

http://i.imgur.com/gOclu1z.png

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>>12665424
You don't get accused of writing the same repetitive stuff by writing vastly different stories friend.

But personally, I only ever saw him do the old "Just imagine X'ing her X while you Y and she Z's, wet synonym her hole synonym while she lust noise synonym."

Which was generally in response to someone asking how something was sexy. I always considered it more of a joke response like baneposting or DaS posting or MGS posting. And I think he did too. But like so many good jokes in these threads, people keep telling them until they run them into the dirt.

My two cents anyway.

>Captcha seeemen principle
indeed

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>>12665437
No.

I'd shoot her in the mouth though.

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>>12665440
Animal livers will stall her hunger slightly. She'll need to feed on human liver eventually so that one day she ascends to a higher existence, but she can suppress that for the duration of your human life.
she may also be slightly obsessive about you.

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>>12665437
Sawn off twelve gauge to the face.

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>>12665437
>You're the c-c-candy for the k-k-kumiho
Did anybody save that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665450
I will give her a chance.
Until the day that she feeds on a single human liver, at which point I will leave her, never to speak to her again.

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>>12665443

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>>12665450
>Human life

But I'm an Incubus.

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>>12665396
Don't kunoichi not have wings?

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>>12665437
As long as she sticks to the livers of animals and criminals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665452
She recovers.

Superhuman monster, remember?

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>>12665469

Not him but a sawn off to the face means she doesn't even have a head anymore. Like a guillotine would do the same job with less splatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665466
The way I saw it, they'd be better if they had wings, but hid them to make them look more human to men until it's too late to realize they're actually succubi.

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>>12665473
Supernatural.
Monster.

Okay, it takes her a day or two to regenerate, then she breaks out of the morgue, hunts you down and murders you in your dreamless sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665473
Sometimes not even that is enough to take out monsters from east asia.

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>>12665480

Shoot an Ushi-Oni, think her dead.

Wake up from the dreamless sleep, the floor of your apartment gone as her legs support you in mid-air, your hips conjoined together by her pedipalp-like claws.

Through the fucking floor we go.

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>>12665480
>Implying highlander or at least mononoke rules don't apply
>Implying you can give a single korean fairytale instance of a kumiho growing back her whole head

You're funny, thinking that supernatural means all powerful when half the time they're stopped by stupid shit like beans, objects in numbers greater than thirteen or blue ceilings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665480
Supernatural shells. Even gods can die, what's a youkai to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665487
that sounds extremely hot and I would like it to happen very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665489
>Witch makes a pack with the devil for supernatural powers
>Can't get through a ring of salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665489
>>12665491
This is probably the MGE universe we're talking about, so with enough DEMONIC ENERGY involved she'd come back to make you her husbando.

>>12665487
Yes, perfect. Why is Ushi-Oni so best girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665489
>blue ceilings

Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665494

She's crepuscular and amazing. That's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665495
Google Haint Blue

Oh my god, I'm probably the only guy on this whole board who still knew people who believed in haints growing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665494
Implying the dead produce demonic energy.

>but undead!

Dead, anon, full dead. Ushis and and some youkai are hard to kill, not impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665502
>Lady Eboshi all up in here
>It takes more than one shot to kill a god

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>>12665500
>So what makes this color so special? Legend has it that spirits cannot travel over bodies of water and this color mimicked the color of water thereby tricking haints from crossing into the house. Not only porches were painted for protection, but shutters, doors, window trims as well as whole houses too for the particularly supernaturally paranoid. Haint Blue comes in many different hues and shades from greenish to deeper blues depending on the area of the country.

>Some believe that it can deter insects and birds by mimicking open sky.

Cool.

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>>12665491
Sure, get a few shells blessed by the appropriate individual and you're good to go. Supernatural beings are best fought with things like belief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665494
I would rather shoot myself than be fucked by an Ushi.

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>>12665502
Clearly, you're not applying enough MAMONO MANA

Her lust for the dick will bring her back.

Failing that, one of the gods would bring her back because it was ~SO TRAGIC!~ that her husband killed her. Whether you wanted to be her husband is really out of the question.

>>12665511
Then you will never truly live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665515
>you will never truly live

My cousin said that, right after he shot and burned a wolf corpse.

So no thanks, I'll just shoot her face off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665506
How about a million faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665511
She'll become a sandwich making waifu like all the rest, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665396
Fuck. I'm nodding off.
Will continue later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665518

But I was agreeing with you. Just reminded me of that awesome scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665515
Implying I was her husband. Implying I care what the gods think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665522

>Wanting to kill Shishigami

Baboon faced deer bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665522
I don't know this lady Eboshi, So I didn't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665520
That's hilarious anon.

An Ushi, making sandwiches, not acting like a horrible monster.

Ah god, stop anon, I'm laughing too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665526
Have you never watched Princess Mononoke?

Had Sculy as the voice of the wolf goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665523
Well, you better care what the gods think because they just reanimated a murderous, illusionist mind-controlling cannibalistic horror who is completely obsessed with you.

>>12665517
Okay, that works even less on Ushi-Oni.
All you've done is made her even more aroused.
>you will never have a masochistic Ushi-Oni waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665530
Okay then, I'll shoot her legs off.

Or maybe shoot myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665529
Oh yeah, Now I remember.

>>12665530
You keep moving the goal posts. No MGE monster is like that, at least not in the current era.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665527
Can't find it at the moment, but KC did a story/image thing of a Kitsune teaching an Ushi-Oni how to cook for her husbando.
>>12665537
Do you know how fast these anonfuckers regenerate? Moreover, she can just bleed on you to fix your wounds.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665515

Do you have to post these same pics every thread?

seriously get some new art.
every damn thread, same stupid art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665539
Then I'll shoot my dick off, burn my self alive, explode myself, tell her I'm impotent.

How the fuck do I get these things to leave me alone?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665540

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665545
Not him, but your despair is funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665540
There just isn't that much new art, mate. Especially for a relatively obscure monster that the nips don't care about.

>>12665545
You can't. You don't. You just don't escape the rape train. Hope you didn't like your floors intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665545
The only way to be left alone by Ushi-Oni is to avoid meeting one in the first place.

You're still going to be claimed by some other monster, and chances are it won't be one of your favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665551
My family has a history with spiders.

One of my grandfathers had a pet spider, and when he fought in the Canadian army during WW1he brought it with him.

You know what he did? he fucking threw it at Germans in trenches, so that way when the Germans say a big fucking spider on them they popped up and got shot.

I'm the only man in my whole family line that hates spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665553
Then you shouldn't post them. Do some legwork and try to find something that hasn't been posted here a million times already. Took me a 30 seconds at most to find this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665561
Your family seems interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665553
Problem is most of the top MG artists are now all on the Kancolle train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665555
first of all: nice quads and dubs.

Secondly, fuck you for reminding me

Thirdly: Even if you live a pure life, you'll probably be carried off by a valkyrie after you die, and she'll fuck you in the afterlife forever.

>>12665563
I have plenty of artwork. Just not much of Ushi-Oni and I try to post something actually on topic.

>>12665569
What? Who shifted to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665567
No they're not.

I hate visiting my fucking uncle, he has like three spiders, one Tarantula and two big fucking Wolf spiders.

When I was a kid he tried to put one on my arm and I didn't stop crying until I was home

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665573
>What? Who shifted to that?

A good chunk of them. Check out MG artists on Pixiv. A lot of them do Kancolle now. Like Sigama, for example. Even the Smugfox artist has a favorite Kancolle he draws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665573
>Dark Valkyrie waifu

You thinks this is a problem to me?

[Anonymous No.]

I love to see a guy hounded by an MG to just reach out his hand to halt her, tell her he doesn't want her and yell at the top of his lungs: Who the hell do you think you are!? Then just walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665582
The trick is making it to age 70-90 without being raped by say, a marauding Ushi-Oni or other horrifyingly powerful monster.

And then being picked up by an actually corrupted Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665586
*I'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665586
Would she fall in love with him in some pseudo yandere way and stalk him in the shadows like a fangirl, taking pictures of him and even creating a full body pillow for her collection?
Would she secretly be a masochist that gets off to him berating her, even recording his voice when they meet again and playing it on an endless loop on her MP3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665586
>anon is pinned to the ground and given the family business by a lust-crazed (insert monster here)
Your first mistake was assuming you had agency in MGE land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12663260
Gabby's CYOA anon here, ready to continue it if you all want it

Should I pick a name for myself to do this? CYOAnon is taken as a name, and it's gotten me mixed up with someone not here twice now
Might also start sooner in the next two days if I can get away with it, know at least some of you guys enjoy this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665553
Well, stop posting them over and over and over.
you are the only ushi oni freak here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665589
Do MGE Valkyries go for the common man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665594
I've... I've only been in this thread for two days.

There's more than one of me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665593
Let us resume.

>>12665592
You're quite annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665594
I love Ushis and I'm not the guy you're talking to.
An Ushi-Oni makes the best waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665603
Where are you, how many, where are they now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665321
>That cliffhanger
You vicious cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665591
Wow, that's some nice obsessiveness. But no, guy is just sick of monsters and wants nothing to do with them, he may tolerate the gentler ones, but any pushy/rapey ones he just can't stomach. I imagine he fucking straps a bomb to him and whenever one approaches his he just flashes it and hoes, "do you want me to turn into a big red stain on the floor? No? then walk away."

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a Monster Girl doujin lewder than this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665594
No, he's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665618
That was pretty lewd.

But there's probably lewder
That fucking dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665622

Judoflip MC and broDad were the best. Love that doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665618
Anubislut manga.
The one where she goes into town and begs all men in cafe to fuck her silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665624
I fully expected him to say "you winning, son?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665621
Doubt it, Ushi's having her moment in the sun but such absolute rape monsters aren't very popular. We're up to our lungs in vanillafags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665622
I also liked the MC from Sphinx-Chan's Ultra Quiz.

He knows how to bully a Monster Girl well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665627
I've never heard of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665635
My god, that MC is a man you look up to in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665607
Our numbers are endless, anon. You cannot win. Your pelvis will be broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665641
Oh you fucking say that.

But one day, when I meet him, fucking Mr. Bones is gonna take my pelvis and put it somewhere it will never be found!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665621
Also if anyone wants to be leered at by our favorite rape train while browsing.http://pastebin.com/YtmtXhbv

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665593
>You wake up early again that morning to do some sparring again
>Only when you head to the back yard back your sister isn't there like she usually is
>You head back inside and find her moping over a bowl of cereal, all the cuts and bruises from yesterday patched up with white bandages
>You start to get yourself something hot for breakfast since you have plenty of time
>Doesn't look like Mary wants to be very talkative
>You finish the breakfast and give Mary some of it with a rub to her head to try and make her feel better
>Seems to lighten her moping a little bit
>You both head out to school together, it's a bit earlier than usual for you but late for Mary
>She's lagging behind you as you walk, when she usually needs to slow down for your pace
>She's taking that loss really hard, she did lose out on a guy she liked though
>You get to the front of school where you usually meet up with Gabby for the day
>She'll be there in around twenty minutes though, so you do have time to wander off for other tasks if you need to
1) Go after Mary inside and try to cheer her up some more
2) Wait patiently for Gabby to arrive
3) Talk a walk around the school, it's a sunny nice day anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665639
I don't look up to a man that acts exactly like me.

Also friendly reminder to praise Arachnotaur and to drink your chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665639
And the one with the tsun gamer devil girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665598
Next some fgt will post the pic of her with the love letter, then they will post the others again

I have to agree I am tired of the same ushi-oni pics being posted every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665652
>Arachnotaur
No.

>Chocolate milk

Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665651
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665651
1.

Then do 1 again.

Tell her she can get the guy she wanted without having to rape him on a full moon because she has more charm than some pleb dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665651
Tell Mary to wait for Gabby with you, maybe hugging the cute mouse will cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665654
This one work for your regal tastes, your majesty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665651
1 also do you have a pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665664
How many MG captions do we have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665665
No, but some anon was saving all the parts
I'm still not sure it's worth saving

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665668
I think there's eight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665668
He made a lot of them, no idea the total count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665668
Nine.
https://imgur.com/a/Ji741#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665668
>>12665664
urge to purge... rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665654
I've seen the same smug fox, holstauros, Ran, Jinko, wurm, and several types of less-popular mg pics posted a million times. That's just part of the thread. It's a little wearing, but there's not really any more art to go off of, and people like the pictures that exist. Ushi-oni seems to be getting a little more attention than usual, but that'll fade in favor of some other mg soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665664
I still cringe a little when I read that one. The tone I wrote it in is just so off of what that picture conveys. She's talking with so much composure and control when she should be more primal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665681
Well, you gotta do something with the caption. It can't just be a page of "HELLO NEW HUSBAND RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664779
I have more ideas in me than actual text that isn't sickeningly bad, and life keeps interrupting my efforts to write

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665651
>You move inside and catch up to Mary before she can get upstairs, her slow pace makes it easy
>You ask if she wants to wait for Gabby with you outside
>She pauses for a moment before nodding, the jinko following you to your spot where you sit down against a tree
>She plops down beside you with care taken to avoid aggravating her mild wounds
>You can't help noticing a lot of your classmates are walking in with someone new on their arms now
>You ask Mary why she's being so down when it was just the full moon, it was hardly binding
>She looks a bit mopier about it, but you continue
>Reassure her that she can get the guy she likes if she tries to romance him normally
>It only seems to make her look sadder
>Why is that?
1) Ask her about what happened
2) Leave it at that, you're just upsetting her more
3) Play with her tail to try and snap her out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665636
I tried to find it but couldn't.
Looks like it was deleted by jewcob.
It was 2 parts manga. First part is her maid being fucked and second is anubislut princess going into town and fucking people in cafe.
Maybe someone remember title or author

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665687
3 and then 1. Lighten the mood before getting serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665653
>tsun gamer devil girlfriend.
Proceed further.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665652
This is my new favorite image of Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665294
>I liked most of your story, but it leaves questions and too much unused. Why not have them flee the mansion, dig up its story. How did he know where the skull was, that destroying it would destroy the apparition? The second part could be written off as instinct, but still, you could have done better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665687
3 then 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665683
It can't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665687
Gonna have to go 3 then 1 too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665701
I mean it could and it'd be pretty funny, but it lacks romance or erotic content, which is kind of the entire point

[Anonymous No.]

That palading reformation program story was priceless, are there more stories with comedy as epic as that one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665445
Just give her a liverwurst sandwich and a good spanking instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665693
Akuma na Kanojo by Kedama Keito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665650
Um. What is this for/how would I use it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665689
Fuck, I just looked through one particular site that mirrors panda content and should be safe from jewcob shenanigans but couldn't find it there either.
Now I'm not even sure if that manga actually existed or I'm imagining things.
But I'm pretty sure I read it and it was mentioned in here and someone posted pics from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665710
It's for 4chan X

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665678
So you are trying to justify posting the same images?

Why does this make it ok for you to do it?
That's like saying, well everyone else speeds so I do it too.
I am asking you to stop.

Why are you bickering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665710
Instructions here
http://pastebin.com/EuSrsR82

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665711
Oh, wait here it is
http://exhentai.org/g/752947/9faf3354d8/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665713
huh? When did you get that I was posting any of these images? And why so accusatory? I was just saying people are going to post images they like, and some of those are going to be the same ones already posted many times before. I guess if you were really determined, you could stir up a lot of shit about it, but I doubt that would accomplish anything. Posting pictures of mgs is on-topic and within rules. Trying to get people to stop doing that probably won't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665715
>>12665712
Thanks. Sorry to ask for spoonfeeding.

Have a spider imouto
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665687
3 then 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665721
>Those skull piercing eyes
Jesus fuck, I couldn't stare at that for too long even if I forced myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665687
>You don't want to keep her going like this
>But you know a good way to get her to talk about it
>You snatch up her tail and stroke it up and down carefully, making her jump in spot and look at you with a surprised look
>You keep a hold on the tail and ask her what happened, she frowns but seems alright telling you
>She actually beat the dragon, minotaur, and oni
>Headed into the guy's place as weak as she was to claim him
>He ran past her to the dragon instead, she could sense his worry for her
>Came home heartbroken, didn't even try anything
>So that's why she's been moping so much
>Wait, did she really beat a dragon?
>You don't ask, but you're a little surprised
>You let go of her tail and pat her back, tell her someone else will come along
>She doesn't get any sadder, but also doesn't respond to you
>You'll need to find some other way to cheer her up
>As you finish talking Gabby walks up to you
>You stand up, but Gabby is snatched into Mary's lap again despite her squeaks and squirms
>Sister just holds her there and strokes her head while looking dejected
1) Help Gabby get out of Mary's grasp, try and cheer her up
2) Just let Mary hold onto Gabby for now
3) Find Mary a snack to try so she'll let go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665731
I'll go with 2.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/VWjjm41Q
chapter 13 of grand hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665731
2cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665697
I'll admit it's not my best. I never intended for it to be a very long story, so I suppose when it came to trying to wrap it up, I just thought up something and ran with it. That ended up playing against it in the end, but I'd rather have ended it then than try and drag it on without any idea of where I'm going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665731
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665731
>Rushed past a Jinko that just beat down a dragon, minotaur and oni.
>Comfort dragon girl.
>Likely no prior romance to this?

Hell of a confession, ain't it?

Anyway, 2. Tell Gabby that onee-chan needs some hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665742
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665731
Hug Mary whilst shes hugging gabby

[Anonymous No.]

Meh I am missing parts of the CYOA
is there an up to date pastebin of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665755
The honest criticism is appreciated though. I already have an idea for another story in the works; something more long-running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665731
>You don't want to snatch Gabby away from Mary right now, rub Gabby's head to stop her squirming
>Explain it to Gabby, ask her if she can stay with sister till she's ready to let go
>You can take the notes for the first class anyways
>Gabby is scared but nods, fine with it since you are
>You give them both a hug at the same before standing up again, wondering what you can do with the current predicament
>A familiar familiar moves up on the scene with her oversized backpack while you're thinking though
>Looks at the scene in puzzlement
>"Aren't you going to get her out of there?" The familiar asks, looking up at you
>Nope, Mary had a rough full moon and needs it
>Familiar is still confused but doesn't mention it again
>"Can you talk with me inside? I want to apologize for before." She asks
1) Go and hear the familiar's apology
2) Stay next to the pair, why can't they hear it?
3) Class is going to be starting soon, gotta get going

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665771
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665771
Tell her to apologize to Gabby, if she forgives her, we might befriend her, then get your ass to class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665771
>Familiar Familiar
Hah.

Might as while 1. Tell Gabby you'll be right back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665771
Let's roll with 1.

Also see if that Wyveryn that was totally going to rape your shit during the full moon is about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665665
I'm that anon saving them and I think they are worth saving also a paste bin wouldn't be the worst idea if you do decide to do more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664104
I dunno how I feel about those proportions. But then again my mind's eye centaur is never consistent. I feel like the horse body should be slightly larger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664207
If she hates the way she looks, why don't you man up and take her out for nightrunning? Is what I said, but then I remembered she's pregnant. How to pregnant women even stay in shape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665771
>You didn't expect her to actually apologize formally
>Tell Gabby and Mary that you'll be back after first class is over and follow the familiar inside, she takes you to a corner where nobody is
>Turns to look at you meekly before speaking
>"I'm really sorry for what I tried to do."
>"Even if you passed it was too mean of me."
>"Gabby is still mad about it."
>"But I have a plan, and it'll help you too!"
>"Her birthday is in just over two weeks, I'm planning a surprise party!"
>"It'd help a ton if you were there too!"
>"It's her sixteenth too."
>Woah, you didn't know that
>Didn't know her birthday was coming up either
>Ask why Gabby hasn't mentioned it
>The mouse has never really done birthdays to keep up with her punk thing until now
>It sounds great, but what does she have in mind anyways for you
>Do you even believe her?
>She has tried being sneaky before
1) Believe her and ask what she wants you to do
2) Don't believe her and ask Gabby about her birthday later
3) Don't help but keep it a secret from Gabby anyways, you can do something for her on your own

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665771
I say 1 but be on guard just in case

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665771
2. grow some balls and make her apologize to you in front of witnesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665800
1. hear her out, if you don't wanna do it then you can switch to 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665800
2. ask in a simple way and if Gabby confirms that she is telling the truth then help

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys.
I got home from work and my favorite fox woman left me like 8 messages on my cell (phones not allowed where I work ) telling me NOT to open the door for anyone besides her tonight and that she will be here in like 3 hours
, any idea why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665808
don't check the freezer, that's where the evidence is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665808
Don't question it, just don't open the door for three hours
Simple task

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665808
Is it a full moon?
If not, make sure she isn't after your liver. Kumihos can wait a while before having a human one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665800
Listen to what she has to say, then 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665800
I am hesitant to believe her. Still, doesn't hurt to hear her out at least.

We can always subtly ask Gabby about her birth date later to confirm, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665808
Check freezer, check basement, check bathtub(s) for blood/corpses.

Also, set up a thread on 4chan or something, explaining that your wife killed you if you dont respond to yourself, bookmark it and turn off the computer. Good evidence for the cops.

[Anonymous No.]

To anybody who gives a shit. More MGE stuff got translated. Here's the cliffnotes.

>Melting Vegetable
>Made of water
>Somehow holds together with MAMONO MANA.
>Changes form based on what it's paired with.
>Makes a great compliment and seasoning to a variety of dishes.
>Good palette cleanser too.
>Literally "Melts" mana when consumed, making the consumer more vulnerable to magic.
>This includes charms, monsterification, even effects of other lewd fruits.

>Intimacy Vegetable
>aka. Monster Realm Potato.
>Fuckin' Demon Taters man.
>Absorb mana and change based on what's absorbed. Huge variety based on where they're grown.
>Growing one with your waifu? It'll develop into a new variety based on the sex you have with her. Including frequency and kinks.
>Kind of a hobby fruit. What kind'll grow when you raise one while fuckin' your waifu?
>Monsters have contests with 'em. Yes. Who grew the best Sex-Transformed Potato Contests at the County Fair.
>No unique, lewd effects when consumed. Just a neat thing to watch how they turn out.

>Alp in Book Example confirmed to be fuckin' "His" "Best Friend".
>Alps confirmed for not always going Tier 3. Tier 2s pretty much always continue acting like bros, even if you're married. Would you marry your bro?
>In both cases, the old saying remains true.
>"Men are so much better at being women!"

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, and one more thing.

Incubi and Monster couples do still have to eat.
Surviving by fucking is a "Worst case scenario" type deal.

Also, farmers have great sex lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665837
>Monster Realm Potato
Fuck, I shouldn't have chuckled as hard as I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665800
>You're not sure about believing her, but you'll at least hear her out on what she has planned with you
>She grins and takes out some sort of glass bottle to show off
>"It'll be more surprising if you're small, right? Then you'll be her size!"
>"It'll only last twenty four hours, but this bottle was still expensive."
>So, you'll take a potion and be her size when she gets surprised
>You don't even think it's that novel
>Or if Gabby would be into that
>You say you'll think about it, though you're not hot on becoming tiny again
>She tucks the potion away and thanks you for at least listening
>Can come without taking it and bring some other people Gabby knows too
>The warning bell goes off, so you wave to the familiar and move off to get to class
>You make sure to take plenty of notes during the class for Gabby, rolling around what you would do for Gabby's birthday in your head
>Class goes by quick and you use the break to head out to see how the pair are doing outside
>Gabby is fast asleep and still getting head pets from Mary, who seems to be feeling a bit better now
>You tell her that Gabby still needs to get to PE class with you
>Is fine with giving her up, and you wake Gabby up by stroking her tail and producing yet another cute squeak
>Turns around and hugs you, Mary gets up and says she's getting to her class as well
>Glad she's feeling a bit better
>You smile and walk with Gabby towards PE class, not saying anything for a minute
>Ask her when her birthday is when it seems it wouldn't be too odd to be asking
>She seems surprised, but flattered that you asked
>Just over two weeks, same day the familiar suggested
>Well, familiar was telling the truth then
>Wurm teacher makes you all play some crazy game she made up herself
>Again
>Is actually fun this time though
>Until you get bowled over by an overenthusiastic holst
>Get knocked out when your head hits the ground, hard
>Hopefully someone is there when you wake up
1) Gabby
2) Sally
3) Mary
4) All three

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665844
In before tater fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665850
Waking up to see 3 cute, worried girls watching over you in the infirmary?

Yes. Please. That.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665851
The Irish are a good example of tater fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665850
Mary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665850
4.

>CYOA still going
>Need to sleep
>Can't trust anons to do anything right

Hmmm...

Make sure to save the purity for Mary.

Don't fuck this up by raping Gabby or something other anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665808
OK guys, I checked the fridge, freezer, basement and bathtub, nothing out of the ordinary, the moon is very bright outside, but I can't see it, not sure if I want to go check.
I have known her for a while, I am certain she isn't a kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665859
Check online if it's a full moon in your area then!
How don't you have it scheduled like a sane person?
Well, if you've never seen her eating fried liver before you should be fine I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665858
one vanilla story comin right up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665850
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665850
1. Greed typically leads to bad things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665850
Onee-chan pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665860
She eats typical fox woman stuff.

Loves meat (steaks, burgers, chicken), has a thing for seafood, doesn't like tofu (no I didn't offer her some, one of our earlier dates was a buffet, and she mentioned that)

Yeah full moon, makes sense.


Lost my lunar calendar, I think she takes it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665850
mary

[Anonymous No.]

＞http://hope.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/comic/1409846538/

Check it out,I found the Japanese discussion thread for monstergirls.

>All those radical puns about tails and fishhooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665873
It's on the 6th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665873
Well, foxes won't always like tofu but that's a lot of meat. Not too unusual though. Keep your guard up anyways, that mischief with the calendar seems suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665850
Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

This explains her taking the day off.

Welp I am gonna be busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665717
Slutty girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665890
I prefer ones who are flirts, but mainly and almost entirely with you, and incredibly lewd and teasing. Because their love for you is intense

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665884
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665894
So you also like sluts, but girls that are slutty only for you. Fine taste.

Inb4 "but that's not a slut." You know damn well people use 'slut' to mean what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665850
>As you come out of your haze you wake up to find yourself in the nurse's office
>Head still hurts a bit, but it has ice on it at least
>Fresh ice, must be the nurse
>You hear a small chuff though and look up to see who it is
>Mary is looking at you with a worried look on her face
>It gets happier when she sees you are awake after all
>Ask what happened, the nurse isn't there
>Second to last period is almost over, others must have gone to class
>Just you and sis
>"Holst ran into you during game." Mary explains
>Well, sure feels like it, they have a lot of strength hidden in their meek disposition
>You ask if you worried anybody
>Gabby was very worried, Sally came to check on you but didn't stay long after she finished eating lunch
>Gabby was there too, but snuck out when Sally arrived
>Both checked on you during breaks
>That means Mary has been there the longest, and even missed classes
>Says it's alright, friend can take notes
>Likes your company better anyways
>She picks up the ice to check the bump, it seems to be going down
>Gets up to get a bandage for you so you can go to your cooking class you just transferred into to share a class with Gabby
>Puts it on herself with care, not saying anything when you say you can put it on yourself
>Brushes her paw over it to make sure it's on right, messing up your hair
>You're ready to go to class now at the least
1) Head to cooking class to keep Gabby from worrying more
2) Stay there to rest more with Mary
3) Head home early on your own

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
Stay there with Mary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
3. see if Mary can come too, text Gabby and tell her to meet you at your house after school
>and boom goes the dynamite

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
Mary actually bothered to stay so return the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
1, I need squeaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665894
>>12665898
Sexually aggressive waifus are fine and all, but I like real, sexually indiscriminate sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
Stay with onee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665521
Thanks for the work so far. I hope it continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665898
Imagine a girl who loves to sexually tease you in public, putting you in embarrassing situations, but the moment another Monster Girl flirts with you she gets fuffy and drags you back home because you're her's and like hell she'll let osme 2 bit whore touch her lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665921
This would be terrible. Not because I dislike the idea, but because once I got used to it we'd constantly be trying to one-up one another. That sounds dangerous and exciting. Dangerously exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
>Some guy starts a CYOA
>Rape a mouse's face!
>Suddenly, feels.
>Everybody wants to date and be nice to adorable mouse we face-raped.
>Later, childhood friend!
>Nobody interested.
>Tiger Onee-san?
>All anons want Tiger Onee-san route.
I'd rather full harem route.

Anyway, 1. Cooking class sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
You all really like Onee-chan tonight

>You decide you should stay here for a bit longer
>Better to get some extra rest after that knock to the head
>Mary nods, says she'll stay there too
>In case you need to be carried home
>You let the comment pass, not wanting to question it too much
>She hands you your bag so you can get your lunch, though it's a bit late
>Thankfully she didn't dig through it, you have Sally's reward wrapped up in there
>Go ahead and eat while your sister starts doing some of her homework from a class she missed on the edge of your bed
>Things stay quiet and peaceful for a while
>Mary looks up from her book, looking oddly at you as she lets out a barely audible chuff
>"Think over him."
>"Saw earlier."
>"Really happy with her..."
>She pauses for a long moment, staring at you for a long moment
>Seems to forget about what she was thinking of asking and goes back to her homework
1) Your headache is gone, do some homework of your own while you're there. Someone brought you a copy of notes from your after lunch class it seems.
2) Ask what is on Mary's mind
3) Get some more rest, it was a nasty spill you took

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665899
2. Also you really need a proper name and pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665936
I'm not sure what the etiquette of either of those is
Mostly the name
Someone is saving it all though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665938
>etiquette
There isn't one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664779
>I still try to write and post updates as best I can
>This post proves that barely anyone notices.
Aww

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665935
1

So CYOA is okay in /jp/? I think it's first CYOA after The Great Purge on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665935
2

I want to leave, but I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665941
Try not to let it get to you. I still get excited over even a single response to my updates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665935
>Jinko wincest? Pls
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665935
1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664779

I am taking a break from Commercials, I really don't want to overdo them, and working on my main story (mostly editing).

I finished the Kikimora police woman one, but only few people read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665948
2
>>12665935
Yes this pleases me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665948
I tenth this because I now know I'm not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665956
Wait replied the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665933
Whoa, whoa, did we finally facerape the mouse? I missed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665954
I have an idea for CYOA I am tempted to do.

My main problem is I don't know if I can post fast enough for you guys as I need to edit my stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665961
It was the first thing we did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665967
Well fuck. Was she asleep? That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665964
Not all CYOAs have to be fast paced and have a choice every paragraph you know. I mean, my ill-conceived Charon-thingie wasn't like that at all. But that isn't a very good example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665970
Yes.
She tried to bully us.
But she fell asleep.
So we took her to a secret spot.
Dressed her up in a pretty dress.
And raped her face.

Then we took pictures, and blackmailed her into going lingerie shopping.

Somehow this has evolved into being absolutely adorable with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665957
>>12665948
Mah niggas

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who'd rather the Tomboy Childhood Friend than the Tiger Onee-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665973
>Rape the bully into a waifu
Holy shit, what have I missed. I only noticed it once the cuteness was in full swing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665973
I thought she fell asleep in the pool and drowned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665970
Yeap, it seems now everyone is pushing for taking advantage of a heartbroken onee-chan in a time of weakness, which is proving difficult to vote against.

>>12665983
sally a shit, a shiiiiiit

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Elves and their habit of tender loving femdomin' human boys replace the South American Indians. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665993
Middle elf is best. The others look really wonky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665993
I'll take the one in the middle for 500 gold coins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665994
>>12665995
Hidden gem is obviously the one in the back, look at that hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665993
I like the one on the left...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665997
oh, yes, she has a bow too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666000
The blonde or the one shyly hiding behind her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665993
I like all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665997
>>12665995

Not that delicious eye patch bruiser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665993
CC Elf on the right . mmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665935
>You wonder what that look that Mary had given to you was
>Hadn't seen it before
>You ask her what's on her mind, she seems to have something there
>Mary looks up from her homework and stares a moment longer
>Seeming to be figuring it out herself
>She raises a paw and ruffles up your hair, smiling after
>"Always be my cute little brother."
>"But if you weren't..."
>"Maybe just confused right now."
>That was an odd thing to say
>You ask her what she means, just to clarify
>She leans into her paw while still looking at you
>"You'll make someone very happy. Good man."
>Well, that's an oddly sincere compliment from her
>Before you can respond the last bell goes off, school day is over
>Tuck the notes away, see that it is signed by Sally with a heart
>"Time to go home. Need me to carry?"
>You insist that you don't need the help and get out of the bed
>Gabby darts in at surprising speed and slams into you
>Looks up with her own worried face, you're glad it's only on your lower belly
>You reassure Gabby you're alright
>Mary is hanging around and intent on walking you home though
>Gabby lifts up a container she has with her
>It has still warm cookies inside of it, says it's for you
>You take the container and pat her head, and take her hand
>Mary is somehow restraining herself from the urge to hug the mouse
1) Tell Gabby you'll be fine with some more rest at home, go with Mary alone
2) Let Gabby walk you home with Mary
3) Go and give Sally that reward in private before heading home

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666007
Dark elves have to have white hair.
It should be a law!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666004
Blonde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666010
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666004
The one behind her looks like a bobcut girl. I'd her just based on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665993
They out the drug lords in a matter of weeks. They take over the trade while forcibly getting any man they come across addicted to their massive stash of goods. For a man to get his fix he has to submit to a session with an elf until he is about to break. I can only imagine how horrible it must be for a man to willingly seek out an elf. You lied and said it would be tender.

>>12666010
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666010
>Made cookies for you in class.

She's so adorable!
We must walk home with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665993
I am still staying with the cc elf , first on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664029
>>12664073
I'm sure it's been asked to death, but....

Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666018
Also purple hair. Nice combo.

I didn't even notice her before, distracted by the blonde. Now I'm rather torn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666024
You'll figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666010
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665993
So, they're conquered by the Spanish at some point and eventually become Mexican Dark Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666010
2. Though I am Mildly distressed with how hard you guys are steamrolling the Mary rout. I really don't want to see us having to break up with Gabby because anons wanted to ride the tiger. right as she's coming out of her shell too, it'd break her if we just turn around and start fuckin our sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666030
Portuguese

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666030
No. Spaniards can't conquer anyone, they're too busy organizing Running of the Minotaurs every month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666030
the Spaniards conquered the central and northern Americas

Portugal conquered the central and southern areas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666032
Who aid we don't want both? We have two balls. Also you deserve it, you know how long I've been pushing to fuck Gabby and you guys lost the point of this CYOA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666043
Hey it's not my fault the options are
>Rape
>Don't rape

If the options were
>Rape
>Make love to

Then we'd have already fucked the gabby.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone wants to have sex with a jinko

Poor girl, face raped, strung along, and dumped for a kitty girl.

Such a cruel fate.
Don't come crying to me when they find her cold dead body because she committed suicide thanks to a guy like you

Having to live your life knowing that just cause you shagged a Jinko once, ruined her life and that of her family.

Such disappointment in you Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666032
Let's just mindbreak her and fuck her empty-eyed constantly silently crying face all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666048
>You can't love a mouse, only rape her!
>So let's just fuck our sister instead!

Really anon, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666050
Rules of nature, anon. Tiger>mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666048
Nigger I've been trying to get us laid since we took her home, but then the romancefags showed up. Ans as much as I've enjoyed every cute squeak, my patience runs thin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666052
I'm confused. Which part of your post is sarcasm?

[Anonymous No.]

I guess you guys never heard the story of the mouse that roared.

You are playing with fire now/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664603
>any fur/scales/feathers on face = no gas mask
>Fire/heat would be ultra bad for fur/feathers
>Headsets for big ears? pfff. Even getting a proper helmet on them would be difficult. I could see Big Ear'd MGs being deafened by their first shootout.
>Anything that slithers would be fucked for much slower movement/ slithering over sharp objects/mines
>Big MGs are Big, Easy Targets
>Redesigning grips and triggers wouldnt be to hard. But just try to get a fat finger to operate a grenade or a belt fed machine gun. Heck, imagine a big paw trying to un-do a double feed.
>Big paws have their own sets of Pros/Cons when it comes to first aid and lifesaving

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666052
We were gonna make her a toy, which was fine. Then some guy said something about making her suffer, and I piped up. Somehow, I think all this romance is my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666054
We've only really had like one or two chances to bone her, though. Most obvious being the full moon, And any one can get laid in the full moon. Look at that guy who had a battle royale over him. It's for kinky, primal, already-in-a-relationship sex. There's no sense of importance to the act

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12666010
>You rub Gabby's head and smile, opening the container to eat one of the cookies
>Not the best, but you say it's great anyways
>She smiles when she hears that
>You take Gabby's hand and start walking out of the school, Mary following close behind as you go
>Once you get outside you hear someone loud calling your name from behind
>Before you hear light footsteps right behind you
>Not again
>This time Mary catches the speeding nekomata, stopping and lifting her up above her head by Sally's belly
>Sally yelps at the new vantage point and you pause to look up at her squirming
>Mary sets her down again, Sally laughing a bit
>"Almost got you that time!"
>"You should have waited for me, I'll walk you home too!"
>Well, you don't see why not
>She starts clinging to your other arm
>Oh, that's not gonna be good
1) Ask her to let go, Gabby is looking jealous
2) Let her cling, Gabby might cling more
3) Take the chance to thank Sally for the notes and give her the reward in private for dealing with the wyvern sunday night

I'm amazed how involved people are getting into this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666062
Well, isn't that just great.
You guys wanted to have a sex toy and abuse her a little.

Now you are going to crush her.

No guilt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666062
I don't recall ever planning to make her a toy, and I've been on this thing since it started.

But we were going to lead her along at our pace. Eh, maybe "Toy" is a decent word, but with a bit more emotion that that implies.

And yet somehow we've gone from "Making a dormouse into our sexual plaything/gf", into just "Making a dormouse into our gf". Plaything part got cut out entirely.

And now anons want to fuck onee-san tiger instead.

I remember that Recap-anon summarized this story first as "Anons proving they have a heart".
So much for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666068
>Nyanon
That's pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666068
3.
She gave us notes.
She saved us from dragon-rape.
She deserves a thank you and a reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666071
I missed recap Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666067
We were at her door, then her room, and if I remember right she came to our house first even. There's really no excuse for not having fucked her by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666068
2, and then when it gets to her home, deploy option 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666073
A nice HARD reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666068
1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664334
Anon, oh how short sighted you have been.

We forgive you Anon, and in turn, ask you to forgive us for bringing your physical life to an end.

May you find your errors, and accept God's embrace, as well as the embrace of those you have betrayed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666068
1
We have to dick the Gab, you guys. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666075
>Fucking her on the doorstop
Classy. Weren't her siblings in the yard?
>In her room
Mother was making dinner, hardly the time.

Besides, Now were at the point where fuggin is a good idea. And if e get her used t othe dick now, she might be ready for a surprise or something on her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666069
Bully, not abuse.

>>12666071
A man is a man.

>>12666068

3 and 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666082
I didn't say fuck her at her doorstop, I said we were right there, you guys blew it. If I didn't know better I'd say you were dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666086
>TheDensestHero.jpg

Somebody post it.
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666088

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666086
I don't understand what you're implying, anon.
What are you actually implying though?That we should have made her let us in and then fuck in her room? There's no way her parents wouldn't notice a guy they'd never seen before lading her up to her room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666095
Why not just rape her whole family?

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS!
quick vote,, you get 5 mins

1) fox woman
2) dragon woman
3) elf
4) Catgirl

Reason will be explained shortly.

Vote now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
Dragon Woman.
>I will henceforth be your Sugar Mommy and you WILL LIKE IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
Easy. 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
Elf. Say something bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
2, always 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666095
The father wasn't home and the mother was busy cooking. It's like you've never had stealth sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
333333

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666107
>It's like you've never had stealth sex.
I don't think I'd be here if I had any kind of sex. Real women are all succubi who want my mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666110
Not "mana", it's "money" they want. Kanederes galore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
DRAGON

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
2 for the Dragon Bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666112
I just want a real kuudere who subtly hints at her feelings to lead me into doing as she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
So let me guess, this is a trap isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these votes for Dragon
You guys are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Kindergarten
>Sandworm and Wurm are absent today
>"KUKUKU!", the Pharaoh KUKUKUs
>Now was the best chance to claim the sandbox and establish her despot empire
>She sneaks her way over to it, with her faithful Anubis lackey following behind and leading a few boys, Jimmy included, with her
>The Pharaoh orders the boys to build her a magnificent sandthrone, and offers the boys candy if they do so
>Like crack addicts itching for their next fix, they get to work
>In no time at all, it's finished
>The Pharaoh gazes upon it before sitting down on it
>Her Anubis lackey begins clapping her paw as the boys begin to ingest large quantities of Smarties, butter fingers, and other good shit
>[/spoiler]But before they could properly celebrate their victory, a young Wyvern girl with chocolate skin and two large horns burst out from the sand underneath the throne. The Pharaoh is sent flying towards the junglegym, while the others run off in mass confusion as the Wyvern begins to growl and charge at them[/spoiler]
>The despot has been overthrown by the tyrant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666120
>delicious brown Wyvern
A NEW GIRL APPEARS!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666119
Is she playing the floor is lava? What is happening in this image? Do her legs hurt?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12666068
>Well, you took the trouble of bringing the reward all this way to school
>You tell the other two to excuse you and Sally for a moment.
>Lead the way around the corner of the school out of sight while they wait
>Sally is curious about what you're doing, you free your arm to dig into your bag
>Thank her for the notes as you take out the plastic and paper wrapped, duct taped package you have for her
>Say it's what she really asked for sunday night, and not to open it here
>She asks what it is, confused
>You tell her the truth, the unwashed shirt from that night
>Ears perked up straight, eyes wide, and face red
>Did she react this much to the spanking joke yesterday?
>She thanks you for it and tucks it away quick before running off to join the other pair
>You follow after and get back to Gabby to take her hand
>Sally jumps on your arm and clings again, but with her embarrassed face still on
>Gabby clings to your other one
>You're sure your sister is amused, but can't check to see
>You head home as best you can with the pair stuck to you the whole way, making it take twice as long with help of you taking it easy from your tumble
>Once you get to the door Sally lets go, seems ready to head off
>Gabby tries to pull you down to her level by your shirt though
>You humor her and lean down
>Gabby grabs your head and kisses you, holding it as long as she can while the other two watch
>After a good ten seconds she lets go, face bright red
>"Y-y-y-y-yo-you're a g-g-great boyfriend!" She exclaims, shaking a bit before she runs off
>Sally is just looking confused and stunned
>Mary watches her go before heading inside before you, ruffling your hair again
>That was sudden
>Sally eventually bids you goodnight and leaves as well
>You head inside and to your room to start on your homework, if you can focus
>You get it done before dinner
>Nothing good on television after
>Could talk to someone though
1) Call Gabby
2) Call Sally
3) Talk with Mary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666117
So a real woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666120
>choco wyvern
Well that sounds absolutely amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666120
>T-Rex Wyvern
Hue.

I choose to cling to the Anubis in fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666124
There was a Devil Bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666125
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666124
iirc, the explanation for the image is that the Knight defeated her, somehow.
And now she's being clingy. Extremely, literally, clingy.
To his head.

[Anonymous No.]

which would you rather have

an onee-chan MG
or a milf MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666125
1, and see if you can set up some alone time. for some sexy time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666126
Not what I meant. But I chuckled anyway.
Because it's true. In the worst way, it's true...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666125
1

>>12666133
Trick question, an imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666098
10 for dragon
2 for elf

And the winner is....


Alphabet Wurm, just kidding, Dragon it is

Good to see lot of dragon lovers here tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666133
I choose option number three, a widow MILF with an onee-chan aged daughter! I'm young, I can handle it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666128
>T-Rex
It's Diablos.

>>12666123
No, because she actually doesn't even go to the school.
Too bad, so sad.
Okay, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666136

>wanting to fuck a little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666137
What does she win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666125
Call Gabby. We can talk to Mary whenever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666125
>Give unwashed shirt.
>2 girls clinging to your arms as you walk home.
>Gabby adorable as fuck.

Awww yis, that's what I like to see.
Anyway, 2, then 1.
Brief chat, then...well, we'll see how 1 goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666120

>kukukuku

Do you even royalty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666138

This here is someone who looks at the big picture! Someone who pines for opportunity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666139
>It's Diablos
Can't even make a freakin' latin joke anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666145
Excuse me for trying to be a little different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666145
Machiavellian schemers kukuku. Hohohoho is not refined. You're mixing it up with Ohohoho aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666141
Are you implying an imouto isn't for protecting and treating as a treasure?

You monster.
Besides that is what daughterus are for.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do in this situation?

Help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666132
Really? I reject that reality, and supplement it with my own. You see what really happened was the dense knight was commissioned to defeat the dragon, without being told that he was actually an offering. Because he wouldn't understand that anyway. So when he gets to the base of the mountain, a mysterious winged creature swings down on him to drag him up to her lair, except she can't, he is so dense that his head weighs tonnes, so she latches her legs around his head and tries with all her might to pull him away, and yet he keeps asking her to let go for her own safety, as he has to go and defeat a dragon, and it might be dangerous for her to remain with him. And this is where the picture comes into play, as the dragon tries to haul the dense knight to her lair, which the dense night is heading to any way, to defeat the dragon, who is on his head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666133
O-nee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666152
>Left hand to Dragon Boob
>Right hand to Ryu Boob
>Squeeze
>????
>Profit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666147
>Latin
Evidently You're an educated man. Now I really Like[/spoiler you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666141
>imouto invariably means little girl
>no fun allowed

Fuck off.

>>12666151
I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666152
Take charge of the situation, and be a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666153
I can find no fault with this statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666150

I thought it was obviously supposed to be Ohohohoho though. They just didn't put the oh in front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666152
Have them undergo a competition. Ryu's shrine and Dragon's lair will become Headquarters for private armies. They will have a strict policy of not interfering with one another. For one full year the two will manage them, and at the end, who has done best. No fighting, stats only.
Then I marry the winner first, marrying the loser after the honeymoon is over because polygamy is legal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666152
>Go for the one who isn't chamelessly showing of her boobflesh, and who is blushing the hardest. Pure dragons a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666153
Your reality is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666162
>didn't just put the oh in front
Ergo it isn't ohohoho, ergo it sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666159

When you see the word imouto, what's the first thing that usually comes to mind? A little girl, right? It's pretty safe to assume you meant a little girl, pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666163
Seizing both while establishing a clear hierarchy. This man knows bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666167
Just to throw out there, a famed example of an imouto is Kirino, who was only a couple years younger than her onii-chan, and had a fairly mature body too.

Just sayin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666166

you're caring about the technicalities too much, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666167
I'm not the one who said imouto, which means younger sister, and those can vary in age. Doesn't automatically make her a child you fucking retard.

>pedo

Oh, it was bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666125
1 and then 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666171
>technicalities
Those two laughs sound completely different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666171
>>12666175
That's true. One always reminds me of a twin-drilled ojousama, the other is just Santa.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12666125
Did someone say Black Dialos girl?

>You decide to call Gabby, that last thing she did was rather surprising
>Not that you minded
>Maybe you should get her jealous more often
>You call her up and wait for a short while before she answers the phone with a shaky, sleepy "Hello?"
>Say hello back, ask if she wants to talk
>She's still embarrassed but agrees to, asks if it was alright what she did
>Assure her that it was, you liked it
>She's sounds a bit happy
>You begin talking about this and that
>Before she says she doesn't like Sally clinging to you so much
>You could take advantage of this
1) Tease her a bit on her jealousy
2) Reassure her it's nothing and you'll make Sally stop
3) Ask her out on another date, something quiet at one of your houses, maybe in your bunker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666165
>'Ara, looks like my new prey has arrived"
>[Swooping intensifies]
>"Q-Quit your struggling, prey! H-How are you so heavy?"
>"Pray? Why, I've already offered my 40 prayers for this morning. I do that every day, m'lady, what kind of paladin is lax on prayer?"
>Paladin blushes a little, "Well as for why I'm so heavy, I've been working on it, honest but this holstaurus keeps giving me milk for some reason.
>Paladin reaches back and plucks the dragon from his neck by the back of hers and sets her down infront of him, with a giant, pearly white smile
>"Milk is good for your teeth and bones you know! At ant rate, m'lady, I simply cannot allow you to cling to me like this. I'm off to defeat a powerful dragon, and it'll be very dangerous"
>the dragon jumps back up, and wraps her legs about the paladin's head, gritting her teeth and pumping her wings furiously to get this dense bastard off the ground, she grinds out through gritted teeth, "I am that dragon."
>The paladin tottles forward happily, half his weight being taken by the dragon trying to carry him
>"Ho ho ho, kids these days." He flashes a fierce grin towards the ominous lair in the sky, "It must be youth!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666179
1 followed by 3.

Bunker sexy times sounds nice. I'm a big fan of small, cozy spaces. Small, cozy girls in small cozy spaces makes it even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666179
1 and 3, 1 and 3. If it's one, she'll accept to 3 out of competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666170
>>12666173

I'm just saying, like, 90% of the time, I see people use imouto in the same kind of way they'd use loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666179
Hard not to want to pick all of the above here since they all seem like they would flow into each other well.

3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666179
Bunker date motherfucker, we gonna dance to her favorite bands, watch some movies and then cuddle.

And I WANT to fuck her, what's wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665396

>”Wh-What the hell!?” the cow yells
>She gets off of you, taking a predatory stance against Shina
>”Back off, you...I found him first!” says the cow
>”You’re really that confident, aren’t you,” Shina responds in a serious, confident tone
>”Come, then. After you.”
>The Minotaur begins to throw a punch at her
>Only for her to counter it, swiping the bull’s arm away and punching her square in the cheek
>”Heheh…you hit like a bitch, little girl,” the Minotaur shouted, throwing her other arm at the Kunoichi
>Which is blocked by the girl, leaving an opening for her to strike at the side of her chest
>”A little harder than I thought.” She keeps trying to throw all-too-predictable punches at this girl
>Leaving openings for Shina to easily exploit, striking her chest, her shoulders, her jaw, her leg
>You had to admit, she has some perfect timing to her style
>It is quite a spectacle to see
>At least, until the Minotaur, in her frustration, pulls out her hammer
>”MRRRRGH! That’s it!” she yelled, brandishing her weapon
>”You’re gonna get crushed for fuckin’ with me, kid!”
>And with a single swipe, the bull swings her hammer into the Shina’s side
>She tries futilely to block it, and lets out an agonizing yelp from the impact
>She is sent hurling into the nearby tree, smacking into it with an audible thud before falling limp, most likely unconscious
“Shina!” you call out, somewhat hoping she’s still conscious
>But she just lies there, unmoving

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666179
Buy packs of energy drinks and bring only the most energetic of her favourite punk bands. Want her to be geared up and awake for her first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666191
Blame the Sabbath, they perpetuate the stereotype.

Join today, get a free sample pack of exclusive incenses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666191
Well it doesn't exclusively work like that so shut it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666198
>incense wars between the religions
Who will win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666196
That outfit is perfect. If I was fighting that girl, I would be distracted as fuck trying to see if I could catch a glimpse of something from that little side-slit.
>inb4 the dead ninja was just a block of wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666198
Nothing wrong with loli, but to hell with Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666120
>Pharaoh gathers up everyone all of her followers and tries to take the sandbox over from the little Diablos girl
>However, an extremely fluffy looking girl with a long tail and a cute sweater stops them
>Pharaoh orders her Anubis lackey to take care of her
>Anubis begins making her way over towards the girl, with the intent of making her move
>As soon as she makes contact with her, she gets violently shocked
>The rest of Pharaoh's army runs off in fear, leaving her alone with the well done Anubis and the Jinouga girl
>Pharaoh grabs her crispy lackey and runs away
>[/spoiler]Ophy appears and shares her cookie with the Jinouga girl[/spoiler]

>>12666179
First off: 3. And second: A Black Diablos is a female in heat, which results in the black coloration and a enormous jump in how violent they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665873
Update.

She stopped by, and as soon as I closed the front door she hugged me and gave me a deep kiss, she them asked me if I talked with anyone that night.
I told her that I hadn't , and I was playing around on the net.
She seemed relieved by this and told me that nothing would make her happier than for me to spend tomorrow night with her.
You guys have any idea how hard it was to not sound like a dork to a pretty fox woman asking you to spend the evening with her?
Long story short, she wants me for herself for the full moon.

She left after we fooled around some saying she needed to sleep up for tomorrow night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666205
Son of a bitch, I fucked up spoiling again.
I need to cut backl on the booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666196

>”Hah! Shoulda stepped aside when I told you.”
>You look at the Minotaur, she in turn looking you in the eyes
>”Now, where were we?” she leans forward, giving you an awful grin
>You look back over to Shina’s unconscious body, hoping she’ll get up
>Or at least, you think it’s her body
>Wait...is that a mannequin?
>”You ready for some fun, boy?”
>Before you can even answer, a heavy net falls over the Minotaur from the branches overhead
>How did...
>”You fell for that?” you hear Shina say
>You look up. She is sitting up on a tree branch looking down at the struggling Minotaur
>”You truly are more foolish than I thought.”
>She hops down, landing by your side
>And watches the Minotaur struggle to free herself
>”You…You little brat! Mrrgh!”
>Ironically enough, the more he struggles, the more she tangles herself in the net
>”Mrrgh! MMMMMRRRGH!!”
>Shina turns to you, grabbing your hand
>”We should go. It won’t hold her forever, you know.”
>She takes you by the hand and leads you back towards the school path, somewhere far from the struggling bull

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666205
Sandbox Saga is fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666208
>It’s not until you’re a good distance away from the scene that you stop and say something to her
“You know…”
>You begin, causing her to stop and face you
“Thanks for saving me and all, I suppose.”
>She doesn’t seem too pleased with what you said
>”You really ought to be more careful, Anon,” she scolds, in a manner too similar to a protective sister
>”You should know better than to be so reckless around girls like that. I mean...”
>She pauses
>”I know it’s because of me you did something reckless, but...if I didn’t show up, you’d be...”
“Hey, now, that was just a, a one-time thing. Don’t worry. I won’t let some predator like that catch me off guard again,” you say, trying to cheer her up
>”You promise?”
>Well...
>You might as well say yes
“I promise,” you say, not really even sure why she’s making you ‘promise’ something like this
>Nonetheless, she gives a relieved smile in response
“And, for what it’s worth,” you begin
“Maybe we could have lunch together tomorrow”
>Those words create a spark inside her
>When she looks at you, she gives a mild blush
>Approaching you, she pulls the silken mask down, revealing the full image of her face
>And leans in for...a kiss?
>She closes her eyes, and puts her lips together, slowly inching closer to yours
>You almost get the feeling of reciprocating her action
>Until, just before she kisses you,
>A cloud of smoke covers your vision
>By the time you clear it from your vision, she’s gone
>Like she was never there to begin with
>This feeling, it feels odd
>You can tell she took this as a sign of you officially going out
>But rather than feeling annoyed, you feel invigorated
>Weird
>So, with a small smile on your face, you continue your walk home

END

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666205
someone needs to paste these stories together and pastebin em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666199

Make me, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666211
I COULD do it, since I'm the one constantly coming up with ideas for it and such, but I'm also writing an update for my usual crap.
There's also the fact that whoever did do it would have to surf through a good few threads to find them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666211
Could you imagine if we had a dedicated paste/crop anon who saved all of the greentexts people cared about and archived them in a single folder?

That'd be...sad, but amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666212
He is not yer nerd
jerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666214
He'd be the hero we deserve, but not the one we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666214
someone could save each thread and pastebin them and we could have a thread archive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666212
What's that? I can't hear you over the gagging of this loli I'm irrumating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666205
I'll take the Anubis to the nurse to get some treatment. She could probably use some aloe and bandaids...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666220
Or we could get one of the people in this thread who dream of being an ALP to suck moot's cock to give us a board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666210
>jokes on me
Aww. And it's kinds hard being a ninja isn't it? Her to get that element of surprise when all your surprises are on hollywood tv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666223
>bandaids
>NOOO! I don't want to be a mummy!
How will you get her to calm down?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12666205
I know, but I had the picture handy
Though that makes it odd for her to be in kindergarten

>>12666179
>You tease Gabby a bit about her being jealous, but only one comment
>Only embarrassing her more, can hear the whine from the other end
>You take the chance to catch her off guard
>Suggest a date in your soundproof bunker, just the two of you
>Don't hear anything for a good half minute before she responds
>"Okay." She squeaks a bit quieter than normal
>She actually went for it
>You decide that the best time would be Saturday so you could make it an all day date
>Maybe night too, if the parents are okay with it
>She's embarrassed but agrees
>You wish her a good night and tell her 'I love you'
>"I love you too!" She squeaks out before hanging up right after
>Well, looks like this weekend is going to be fun
>Still a bit of time before you need to sleep, but seems in poor taste to call Sally or talk with Mary now
>You mess around on the computer till you head to bed that night

I think I'll save the date for tomorrow, though I'm stopping a tad early tonight. I'll see how soon I can start it off tomorrow, hopefully earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666225
>Our own board
Okay, we don't have THAT much content around here for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666227
With head pats as the nurse treats her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666226
Exactly.
Coulda did something different, but I couldn't think of anything but that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666228
Your schedule seems to mesh so well with mine anon, and I'm thankful for that. Would hate to miss out on these.

Till tomorrow then! G'night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666229
I have never been to MLP, but I am convinced there is no way in hell we can't out content them.
I would want it to be a nsfw board though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666234
It's funny how we would have atleast 3times as much posting if we were allowed to post and discuss lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666228
Night man.

Dude, you are ruining me. I've stayed up all night since these thing began

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe a weird time to ask, since it's pretty late, but fuck it. Would anyone read a story about travels through an expansive desert and the trials experienced therein, or has that been done before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666205
>Pharaoh gives up for the day, and continues plotting to take control of what should be rightfully hers
>Crybaby Wyvern and Ryu decide to head over to the sandbox
>They have a grand time, because the Diablos girl decided to go elsewhere for now
>Pharaoh begins gnawing at her finger tips in anger
>The bell rings signalling everyone to come inside
>As they're walking in, Pharaoh brushes up against the Jinouga girl, and gets heavily shocked
>She's carried off to the school nurse, who's a Manticore with a puppet on her tail


>>12666228
It does make sense, because she's not in heat and therefore not black. Once she's old enough, she'll start turning black every now and then, resulting in local boys running in fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666229
I really don't want out own board. As conflicting as it can get having us all in here that's kind of what makes us great. I feel discussion would die if we had out own board and had fluffy threads, and scaly threads, and threads for tails. Having it all in the one place allows for the necessary conflict that urges anons to do great things inorder to one-up other anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666237
You can post as much lewd as you want. Just put it as an offsite link.

http://i.imgur.com/yk5x6XF.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666234
>not nsfw

Why the fuck not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666240
Nothing new under the Sun. If it's good, that doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666206
WATCH YOUR LIVER
Don't want to end up on the evening news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666244
Is that a fist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666228
>You smile and watch her walking home.
>She starts to walk across the street.
>She turns back and waves at you.
>The sound of the truck hitting her deafens out everything around you as you watch her little body being run over by an 18 wheeler.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

You guys said you wanted suffering!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666249
No one said that, and that was lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666248
I was just about to ask that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666257
Lewd minds fap alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666248
Nah, just an odd penis.

http://i.imgur.com/mgFE79I.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666248

Its that nasty fisting foxes five porno

sick stuff that!

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a whole day free of obligations, but I'm still suffering from writer's block. Comfort me. Post flustered girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666259
Never post another ear sex pic again.

fox pics, yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666263
How about you try your hand at Monster Kindergarten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666246
Eh, fair enough. I guess I'll just run with it and see how it goes over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666264
Too bad, you can't stop me.

http://i.imgur.com/SFinAWI.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666259
>Dat subtle cat dick
Do I smell futa Cheshire?
and I can't even begin to imagine how unhealthy it is to cum in some one's ear. You kow how swimmer's ear is a thing? I wonder if whore's ear is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666265
>writer's block
>how about you write?
Anon, I don't mean to be an ass, but that's not helpful at all. And if I could write it, it'd be kiss-tag every recess, and that gets boring if you're not the one playing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666268
Why does she look so mindbroken? Is someone bullying her at work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666274
She's a Dark Elf, working at a maid cafe, and the human boy she always teases walked in.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what do you do at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666271
There was a super sad greentext PSA warning about the dangers of ear fucking once. Just don't do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666277
I Gordon Ramass her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666272
Then how about you cure your writers block with a drinking game.
Take a drink every time someone posts a dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666282
But I'm an abstainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666278
It can cause extreme infections, permanent deafness and totally destroy ones sense of balance.

Its actually documented in medical studies .

People do some messed up stuff when drunk/high/etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666271
Futa Cheshire wasn't that big. Even without barbs that thing would hurt whatever orifice it's inserted.

And that's why you just wrap the ear around your cock and jerk off with it, cumming on her face instead.

>>12666277
Pick Ahri instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666282
I've always wanted to participate in a a murd-

>>12666284
well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666284
What are you, Mormon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666289
No, just an abstainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666290
Sounds pretty boring, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666285
>Its actually documented in medical studies .
Do you remember any? I tried googling it once but I only found ask.com and similar bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666287
I did.
Got a free Sona in the deal too!

[Anonymous No.]

>You find yourself caught between two oppai loli plant girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666291
>I need to alter my consciousness to enjoy life
Okay... I'd get high on whatever smells are under Yuugi's shirt though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666292
Inural infections I think its called

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666296
The one on the right is ripe, left is a bit green still

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666287
>Covering Lulu and Annie's ears
Hah.

>>12666277
Morgana a best. I'd go to her bakery every day, even the bad ones where she had to put out a burnt batch.
Till I finally worked up the guts to ask her out. I have a thing for Fallen Angels...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666296
Disgaea Alraunes are the best Alraunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666265

>Syringe Ryu

But isn't that a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666305
Wurm dresses up as the scariest thing there is! Global Wanking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666300
I think that is ashe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666308
>Monster girls everywhere bemoan the threat of Global Wanking on society
>Half of scientists think it's a problem
>No real data to prove it
>Global warming is fixed with magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666309
So it is. Didn't notice the bow at first.
...why would you need to cover a married woman's ears?

[Anonymous No.]

Can aliens be monster girls? What about robots? Alien robots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666311
Alison Boar leads the discussions on global wamking
prefers to be called Al

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665324

I'm cool with Toumasu's Yeti. I find her cute even.

>You'll never give her a good bath and leave her sparkly clean, her fur being snow white as it's supposed to be, before brushing it with great care and making her feel like the prettiest girl alive as she blushes in embarassement and glee

My heartboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666313
she is a queen.

>>12666314
alien is not a mg imho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666242
>Nap time
>The Lich complains loudly about how a superior being such as herself doesn't need to nap, before tiring herself out and falling asleep
>The Shy Ryu curls up underneath her blanket in an adorable manner
>The Crybaby Wyvern cries herself to sleep in her torn up blanket
>Holst sleeps in her cow patterned blanket with her husbando
>Dark Elf and P'Ork share a bed with Jimmy, the self insert character that makes the girls feel good
>Ophy sleeps in Pharaoh's blanket
>Minotaur pretends to be asleep and plays her gameboy with the Dullahan
>The Girtablilu sleeps in the corner, because nobody else cares for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666318
>alien is not a mg
NYAAANI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666320
I fell asleep with the Anubis in the infirmary.

And now I'm going to sleep myself. Hopefully dreaming of cuddling an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665321

So, they can break contracts now? Usually, the contract-breaking is done by the human.

Some things:

I thought the female cardinal's name was Ulmpher (c.66) and not Yelkovitch (c.82)

While we're at it, is it possible for the Emperor to have seven sons at 90 yrs old (c.48) and have three sons at 70 yrs old (Rose CharBio)? The empress must be young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666321
Go ahead, get angry.
I know you haven't eaten in a few days.
What you are going to have to do for food gets more and more perverse the angrier you get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666320
>Lich is actually hundreds of years old
>somehow she still has to stay there
Heh.
>the self insert character
No, no, he's basically Alpie in kindergarten. Timmy is the self insert for other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666324
And then you were arrested for sleeping with an underage student.
Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666330
I thought we were self-inserting as Kindergarteners?

Wasn't that the point of all this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666331
I hope it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665437
"Early Korean literature" version. Before Korea was all "Let's write them all evil-like".

[Anonymous No.]

> Keep giving pennies to the Ryuu
> Teachers asks you why.
>Tell them its because she is a noble dragon and she needs a hoard
> She proudly holds put a hand full of coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666329
Fine, TIMMY is the self insert.
>"Behold! Tremble before my vast repertoire of skills and spells I have composed here at this institute!"
>Lich summons a stuffed duck out of thin air

>>12666331
We are, I was just fucking with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666335
> 15 years later, you are working at the bank owned by your Ryuu wife and her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666336
>Fine
Don't be upset, I'm the one who came up with the Dark Elf & P'Orc bully duo, I get to be the one to get bullied by them!
>stuffed duck out of thin air
She can conjure food from thin air? She's a WITCH!

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. We are here to discuss an issue I'm sure you all have been turning over in your minds recently.
How do we take over the sandbox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666343
I'm not upset.
And think of it this way: FREE. UNLIMITED. CANDY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666352
No, you think of it this way: DENTIST'S APPOINTMENTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666350
With a Giant Slingshot, obviously!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666350
I've been told true conquerors have underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666350
>nopan
I don't think you should be playing in the sand dressed like that, Bastet-chan. Let's go cuddle in a pillow fort instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666353
Good point, though I never minded them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666358
True conquerors go commando for obvious reasons.
>>12666363
Neither did I, but these girls would be scares because it's cuter that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666296
>You will never spend an entire night in the city's public greenhouse garden on a dare.
>Part of the dare is that you have to emerge unraped.
>You spend the entire night trying to avoid falling prey to Plant Girls, all the way from loli to 'ara ara~'.
>Small flower girls to flowering trees and Aquatic plant girls.
>Trying your best to stay out of the Carnivorous Plant Girl section of the gardens. God help you if you're forced to take shelter in there.

Would your fear boner be ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666364
>Crybaby Wyvern cries a river
>Shy Ryu hides under her bed
>Wurm tunnels to China
>Lich goes on about how a superior being such as herself will not be bothered by a simple little drill
>She cries once it starts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666371
Since we're on this topic...
>Pharaoh has to wear braces
>Apophis will never let her forget it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666350

M-maybe we could ask nicely if we could have a turn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666377
>Cicada's chirping
>Everyone stares at Ophy angrily

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666374
Yes.

>>12666377
>ask nicely
The Despot of the sands can only be moved by a Tyrant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666377
This isn't like the swings, Ophy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666387
The fox has been exposed!

BULLY HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666387
>fox girl
There's no foxes at MG kindergarten. She's in the wrong neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666387
>another fluffy nopan girl
You can come with me and Bastet-chan to the pillow fort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666350
To control the sandbox, we have to control Shai-Hulud! Let's ask her Big Sister what kind of snacks she likes!
>>12666391
>There's no foxes
Yes there is, she's one of the kids playing nicely at the swings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666392
Just what are you planning to do in that fort with these girls? Play doctor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666392
The Pillow fort was conquered by Lich.

>>12666393
There are no foxes. I'm the guy coming up with this shit.
And I need YOU to come up with ideas! Quickly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666396
Nekomata exchange student that doesn't speak english well yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666395
Play house, or den, really, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666396
>I'm the guy coming up with this shit
But if I came up with Dark Elf and P'Orc, then you're not in control!
>>12666398
>playing den with two bottomless lolis
Da Orc life chose you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666400
I came up with everything else. I have more power than you, Jimmy!
Seriously though, we don't have a Kitsune. YET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666400
I'ma have a tail for both cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666370

As long as I was able to stay away from the penis fly traps, I think I'd be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666423
How clever would those plants have to be to ensnare humans successfully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666425

"FEED ME SEMEN!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666430
No way is that going to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666430
Deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666435

I can't really think of some other way that plant girls would get human men.

Unless they went the Matango absorption route.

Uhh. What about greenhouses that are set up where men donate "fertilizer" to keep the plant girls going and continue giving birth. Maybe we could grow crops off them. Go fertilize a cabbage girl or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666441
>community service in the greenhouse
Cruel and unusual, and yet hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666443
All criminal punishments have been replaced with semen extractions. Sentence lengths remain unchanged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666446
Heh, a good time to live in a country where "life sentence" means 12 years.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Kindergarten is going on a field trip.
Where do they go?

Local greenhouse?
The beach?
A pizzeria?
A theme park?
A water park?
A local ranch?
The red light district?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666450
Water park. Do some of their older siblings come to help look after them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666449
The Kikimora, Judgess 'Dredd' was the one who instituted the Semen Extractions. She also passed a new law that requires all criminal sentences to be enforced to the letter.
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[Anonymous No.]

>>12666456
There's a reason law and love sound similar. She is that reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666453
>Ryu and Wyvern don't have older or younger siblings
>Wurm has an older sister who travels a lot
>Sandworm is also an only child
>Holst has two older sisters who love to take care of her
>P'Ork has numerous siblings
>Dark Elf has one older sister
>Girtablilu has a few older sisters
>Lich's siblings are long dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666458
>long dead
But so is she! Are they curvy Wights? Please make them into curvy Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666459
Sure, yeah, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666462
>whatever
If you think an idea is shit, please say so honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666459
No. Out of all the casualties of the plague which swept through her village, she was to only one to survive it and become reanimated. Partly this is because her elder sister who was a budding mage at the time, funnelled all of her spirit into her imouto, and gave her the vitality to bridge the gap between death and undeath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666463
I wasn't saying it was shit.
I have nothing against it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666464
...and yet, she's still in kindergarten.

[Anonymous No.]

Is... is someone there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666468
Her brain continues to mature but her emotional capacities don't so she remains in a child-like state due to the trauma. She couldn't even accept her parent's deaths, so she dedicated every waking hour to learning basic necromancy. It took her a few weeks but she succeeded in resurrecting primary zombies of her family. She shuffle about her home, no longer rotting, but still ghastly from the weeks in the ground. She tried to stitch them up some worms got to some parts and there's simply nothing to replace. She was particularly traumatised when trying to bring back her beloved onee-chan, and now she's more of a living corpse than anything, barely able to form words or move. Lich-chan cuddles her at night like a giant rotted teddy. After monstergirls became integrated with society, a couple concerned individuals noticed a girl and her dead family and quickly figured out what the circumstances must have been. They even checked out the family register and saw that they all died of the necromantic plague. Seeing her fragile and child-like psyche they opted to put her in daycare under special circumstances, and she's been there for decades, watching others grow up around her . They tried to keep her away from death, but one day her elf bestfriend fell from a tree and broke her neck. There was a panic initially, but the Lich had been around the block a few times by now, and resurrected the girl into a Elf-wight hybrid with magic so powerful, she even continued to age until she were matured and around 19. The elf became a celebrity, her beauty enhanced further by being revived as a wight, and she lives with her child-hood friend Lich, and cares for her like her own daughter.

And that is the story of how all the kiddies spaz out when they see Lich arrive in cool expensive looking cars. Mech-head onis are particularly impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666480
Is sh a tiger? And is she soaking in milk?
Because that's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666481
>Mech-head onis
All the suffering aside, that bit is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666483

We already know who GRRRRRRRRRRREATEST tiger girl is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666486
>suffering
I thought the ending was pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666488
Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666490
Doesn't make what happened before sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666491
Anya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666481
I accept this as actual cannon for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666497
>Anya
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666491
>>12666497

Pfffft. you're forgetting a sugar coating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666503
Frosted Rapes?
Speaking of cereal, do the kids go apeshit for Honeycombs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666502
Maybe you will change your mind when Space Pirates are about to plunder your booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666507
I'd rather call on Samus.
Prime/Fusion Samus, the one who shoots first and scans later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666507
>Some one finally got around to drawing Captain Pussytail.
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666495
Eh, It's a fact of life, you know? Just remember that when it comes to undead monstergirls, if they died a happy non-suffering death, they wouldn't be there now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666488
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666507
>makes pirate joke
>nobody throws a hissy fit
Wow, it's almost like Bitch-kun isn't here or something.
>>12666518
I understand. I'll give her my next deck of Pokémon cards... that is, I'll give her the rarest card from my next deck of Poké cards... uhh, unless it's shiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666524
She already has them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666526
It's, uhh, the thought that counts, and umm...
>kiss her on the cheek and run away while she's confused
>surely Dark Elf and P'Orc will protect me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666530
>H-his lips were so warm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666532
>Jimmy is in trouble now!
>Dark Elf and P'Orc disguise him as a girl so the Lich won't recognize him
I can see where this is going, kind of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666535
>Lich isn't fooled by Dark Elf and P'Ork's attempt at hiding him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666536
>If you want to be a girl that much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666539
We're not going there.
She is going to tenderly hold his hand, and Dark Elf and P'Ork are going to get jealous and bully him more than normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666530
>"Ah, Elf-Wight-chan, so good to see you"
>"Ara, Sensei, you're still working here?"
>"'Ara' she says. I still remember when you were this tall"
>The caretaker brings her hand to her knee
>Elf-Wight blushes
>Lich comes pattering up to the Elf-Wight
>"Ara, Lich-chan, you look happy today, did something happen?"
>"Mummy, guess what?" she looks around and tugs on what is technically her daughter's sleeve
>The Elf-Wight bends down, and the blushing Lich whispers in her ear
>"Ara, did he now?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666543
>not going there
She was going to plaster his face with make-up silly, it's not like someone like her would know how to do anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666546
She's an extremely old Lich.
She may be childish, but she knows what's what, and who killed Kennedy.
It was a yandere Mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666546
Some one needs to make a Kindergarten CYOA in which you go down certain girls routs and grow up with them. Lich rout would have a twist in which you actually fall inlove with the Elf-Wight as you age and end up becoming the Lich's Surrogate father, and help her to finally put her old family to rest and move on in life with the new family which cares for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666550
>Wyvern route
>Help her with her crybaby tendencies and make her more confident with herself
>Ryu route
>Make her more social, and meet her father Joe
>Girtablilu route
>She's extremely thankful that someone even chose her
>Anubis route
>You help liberate her from the Pharaoh
>Ophy route
>One long Pharaoh smear campaign that ends with love and a big and happy wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666557
>>12666550
These things go too far, can't it just be limited to things that happen in kindergarten? With epic battles empowered by the power of imagination for the control over the Sandbox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666558
Sure, why not?
The idea of making them older might result in Bitch-kun, or his twin brothers, ruining this too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666557
>All dose Egypt routs
Go from kindergarten straight into political activism. Noice.

>>12666558
I recently played through Grisaia and came to realise just how lame it would have been if I didn't get to see a snippet of life after everything is said and done.

>Dhampir rout
Teach her to love herself and that the hunter can infact exist separated from the hunted, and be her own person separate from her prey. And help her with her mummy issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666565
>Grisaia
So how is it?
>political activism
Viva la Revolution! Our banners are adorned with the Grapesnake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666565
Grapesnake is very easy to make ideas for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666568
>So how is it?
I enjoyed it. I left Daughteru rout untouched because I'm not into dicking daughterus, but asides from that, all routs had pleasant levels of funny, lewd suffering and healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666574
>Daughteru route
The fact that that even exists is deterrent enough. I'll just stick to the 200 hundred hours worth of VNs I already have sitting unfinished on my hard drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666578
She's actually like 15, or something, but she's small for her age and can be pretty dang adorable. Not an actual daughter, but a daughteru none-the-less. It's got an anime currently airing. I definitely recommend it, still. MC is hilarious and his dialogues are nothing short of juicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666580
>Not an actual daughter
Dammit anon, don't say unnecessary things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666581
You lost me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666582
I thought it was literal incest. Now I don't have a deterrent anymore.
...except for all those other VNs I haven't finished yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666588
Do you know the setting? Super sekret government agent goes to a school for speshul snoflakes and proceeds to fix their life problems with his dick. The premise is trite but it's pulled off rather nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666595
Yes, I knew the premise. Potential Ability also had the same one, and I didn't mind that one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666597
Cool, well it's executed well and I actually laughed out loud for some parts. So if you ever get around to it, have fun. Is there a good translated monstergirl VN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666601
>good
Not really.
>translated
Cum on! Bukkake Ranch. I think there's a list of this stuff on the blogspot? Or at least we used to keep a pastebin with a list of all MG related media in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666605
>>12666601
http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

Thar she blows.

[Anonymous No.]

Relax, I'm just trying to grab some nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666615
>Ara, Lich, would you like me to pat you on the head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666617
I wonder if the roles are ever reversed. Like if the elf-wight became scared of heights, and the Lich's instincts as her creator comes in and she goes all motherly if they're ever in a high place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666622
That would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

If the only method of living with your monster girl waifu's longevity was to become a male version of her would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666634
>becoming a monster boy
Not sure if...
>becoming a Dragon Boy
Yes. I'd totally tame a Dragonfly too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666634
Unless I can shoot fire from my dick, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666639
You can do anything if you're angry enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666641
Then I guess becoming a Ryu wouldn't be so bad. I could cause tsunamis, and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666634
That's dangerous territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666639
>shoot fire from my dick
My fetish is to shoot poison, acid or something similar from my dick and go around raping little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

How about this?
Monster Kindergarten, but you're the Anubis?
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666670
Uphold order in the Queendom. Pharaoh's rule is the will of Ra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666673
>will of Ra
So it was Ra's will that Pharaoh steals Ra's Legos and her icecream money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666674
As Prometheus stole fire from the gods, so too must the Pharaoh redistribute the gifts of creation more evenly. Pharaoh is just, Pharaoh is merciful, praised be the Pharaoh! And those sandcastles don't build themselves you know! Back to work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666678
>just
>merciful
She MELTED the Legos when Ra asked for them back nicely, and she didn't even share any of the icecream she bought with Ra's money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666680
Her needs are more, so she gives less. The scales of justice are balanced. Now show some hustle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666678
>Orc A! Build this pyramid!
>Orc B! Ream my anus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666684
>balanced
I await the day Ophy overthrows your whole corrupt system, turns you into an anal prostitute, and exiles your leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666688
Maybe two months in the Khepri Pits will help you see things our way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666692
You may take our lives, and our humanity, but you'll never take OUR FREEDOM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666695
The Pharaoh is so nice, giving us fresh ones all the time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666697
My ancestors, kin, and their Monster Waifus are smiling at me, Pharaoh dog. Can you say the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666700
>Skyrim quotes
Stop right there, criminal scum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666701
You point out that, but not the Braveheart quote? The Pharaoh's servant need to git gud before they git overthrown by angry farmers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666697
>Corruption and harem
Khepri are really under appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666702
You misunderstand me. I have no qualm with you quoting Braveheart, because it's good. Your condescension will be penalized. Even an Anubis can use a Queen's Stool on someone like you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666704
They even have a delicious skin color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666557
>No Pharaoh Route
O-Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666710
>Pharaoh
>Help her overcome her extreme selfishness and turn her into a real leader, as well as a lover
Happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666712
>changing her for the worse
Anon, no. Pharaoh needs to be selfish and arrogantly prideful. And a femme fatale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666707
You'll never break me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666714
>selfish
>arrogantly prideful
So you want her kingdom to collapse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666710
>>12666712
>Buy the deposed Pharaoh at the slave auction after she spent a month getting raped on the stocks after the revolution
>Heal her broken mind
>Train her into a good girl
Is a very nice route, yes?

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>>12666715
An unbreakable piece of furniture, eh? You convinced me. Life sentence.
>>12666716
She's there to rule over it and enjoy the fruits of others' labor. Anubis is there to run things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666718
As nice as it's gonna get, sure.
I do like healing, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666718
I don't hate it.

>>12666719
I'll withstand any torture you dish out.

[Anonymous No.]

What if your Hol wife grew a second set of breasts during Pregnancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666722
>I'll withstand
Of course you will Cushion! That's why you got that life sentence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666724
I'd stop playing CoC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666725
My will is harder than adamantium. Do you worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666727
Hush now Cushion. Put that mouth to proper use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666724
Mo Milk Mo Fondling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666730
I will never give in. My comrades will surely come to my aid any moment now!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd walk barefoot across a mile of legos if it meant I could push an Anubis into a pool of chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666735
>push an Anubis into a pool of chocolate milk
W-would you lick her clean afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666733
>Meanwhile, in the Khepri Pit...
>Endure it brothers! Anon is still free, surely he will come to rescue us!
Your hope will be buried in the desert sands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666735
What? That's both ridiculous AND erotic, I don't know how to react...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666739
>Ophy busts in through the roof
>She saves the anon from being a dickthrone before saving the group from the Khepri
>They all team up and defeat the Pharaoh in a glorious battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666718
>Used goods
No thanks, I'd rather be the one who breaks her and trains her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666738
No, you need a tub of chocolate pudding for that. Anything works so long as it is chocolate really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666745
*and thicker than vegetable oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666745
>chocolate frosting
>anal sex
>"She frosted me like I was a fucking cake!
Great, now I have to rewatch a movie about two idiots trying to make a porno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666742
>Ten years later
>Everyone is still a slave
>But this time they're so addicted to Grapesnake venom they can't even try to fight back
This is the future you chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666750
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666751
>Slave
Grapesnake doesn't enslave. Those who fight for her willingly will receive her affections and mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666754
>Do hard labor from dusk to dawn
>get provided nothing but food and a few venomous bites
>not a slave
Keep telling yourself that. One day Alpexander the Great will conquer the Desert Region and set you free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666760
Jokes on you, I follow Queen Charlemagne the Dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666764
>following an illiterate Dragon
Enjoy your serfdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666764
>Dragon queen
>Ahaha desu wa~
I'll kill you and take your place if she has drills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666767
A LOT of rulers then were illiterate. Even the Pharaoh needs someone to read things for her.
>"Scribe! Read the message on the wall!"
>"Mouth chewing, Penis, lone man, man penetrating woman with dog ears and tail from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666771
I'll just follow Emperor Wurm, the Monster Girl version of Claudius.
>I don't want any elephants in it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666769
Why not join me, and fight for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666774
I can't let anyone else get near an image of perfection like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666774
You two fight it out so I can push the winner into a pool of horny gator girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666775
I merely wish to protect her, fellow knight. Is there no way we can work this out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666773
But would you serve under Ryu Bei and her Dragon and Wurm onee-sans-in-arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666781
How about Wurm Lu-Bu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666777
No way man, queens have a bad habit of NTR'ing their husbands with top-ranking knights.

Also
>fellow knight
>Carla magna
>not paladin
The original paladins are literally Charlemagne's 12 knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this knight talk

But that's so hard!

I'd rather sleep the day away with a Panda girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666781
No, fuck that bitch. I'd totally submit to the Cao Cao Jinko though. And I wish Draguan Yu settled with her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666784
You get what I mean, and I'm no top ranking knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666784
>Charlemagne's
You mean Roland's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666789
No, they first appeared in the Songs of Roland, but they were to top knights of Charlemagne's court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666786
Wouldn't Sun Jian be the Jinko? Her and her 4 cubs?

Cao Cao would probably be a Phoenix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666786
>Cao Cao
>Not Lu Bu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666795
3.
There were 3 cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666793
Either way I only wish to fight for our Dragon liege's safety, not her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666795
>Phoenix
I am also okay with this.
>I would sooner NTR the world than have the world NTR me
>>12666797
>Lu Bu being good for anything
I cheered when he died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666797
>implying Lu Bu wasn't that P'Orc girl Dong Zhuo's bitch
>like the shota she was keeping as a 'hand'maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666799
I don't know what you're talking about, I just wanted to correct historical inaccuracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666810
The other guy wants to kill me because I wish to serve the Queen Dragon as a knight, and assumes that she will NTR her husband with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666785

Imagine a Panda girl using you as her body pillow, squishing you with her embrace like this as she sleeps:

http://i.imgur.com/58k1kuM.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666797
Lu By would probably be an unstoppable Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666822
>My Lord! Should I pursue Lu Bü?
>Ushi-Oni
She'd be the one pursuing.

[Anonymous No.]

So this talk about Three Kingdoms reminds me... someone once promised to write a Monster Girl version of it. Did that ever happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666811
Then truly your cause is just. Just don't emulate the Arthurians, they're idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666851
What's idiotic about becoming a King based on a watery tart throwing a sword at you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666855
Didn't he become king by pulling a sword from a stone? The whole water thing happened later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666863
>does not know his Monty Python
Don't embarrass yourself. You're absolutely right of course, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666863

It was a monty python quote

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666867
Your mother was a hamster girl and your father smelled of Succubutt Berries.

>>12666868
It took me a but, but I got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666871
>Succubutt Berries
Oh yeah?
NI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666855
I meant his knights. Have you read the Arthurian Romances? Lancelot and Yvain are some of the dumbest fucks I've ever read about, and chivalric ideals are damn stupid. Yes I recognize the Python quote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666876
>A bunch of MGs saying NI over and over
Someone please write this out. I'll even get Alpanon to go full Alp for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666882
I remember something about switching armors and pretending to be someone else, but maybe that was just in A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
>>12666883
>Telling me to go fuck myself
This must be awfully embarrassing for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666889
Would you fuck your Alp clone, Alp? Or would you rather be the Alp, Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666892
I'm not Alp but I would rape my Alp clone so hard. It's just too bad she'd do the same and most likely be much stronger from the dark energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666892
We talked about this the other day, having sex with your clone is just masturbation.
And hell yes I'd be the Alp, anon.
...or maybe not. I'm eager to please, and my clone would probably want to be the Alp instead. We couldn't both do it, or else we'd have to get someone in for a threesome, and who the hell would want sex with two submissive phase 2 Alps? Nobody, that's who! And Terrence Hill was hella cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666889
That happened with Lancelot once. He participated in a tournament dressed in disguise while he was kidnapped, the prisoner's wife let him out to participate but made him promise to come back. Which he did. He also got the hell beat out of him because the queen recognized him and ordered him to do poorly for awhile, and he loved Guinevere so much he just let himself get shit on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666899
>letting yourself get beaten up because an NTRing whore wants tells you to
Truly Mordred did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you and Ancient Wisp girl?

http://i.imgur.com/3dFbt1y.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666896
You could take turns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666907
Most likely.
>>12666908
What, like going back and forth between phases 1 and 2?

[Anonymous No.]

Here, another update fueled by lack of imagination, bad writing, sleep deprivation, and liquor.
http://pastebin.com/nRbS0Kbz

Bash, criticize, whatever.
I'm going to bed, try not to ruin Monster Kindergarten guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666920
That bastet is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666920
If you're that unhappy with your work, why bother posting it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666905
Basically. Guinevere is a massive cunt.
>Lancelot spends at least the first 3rd of his part trying to find and rescue her
>Finds her
>Beats the dingbat who stole her while she cheers him on
>He goes to talk to her
>NOPE, I HATE YOU LANCELOT AND I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU
>everyone wonders why the hell she's mad
>Lancelot leaves to go find Gawain because the Queen won't leave until he gets there too
>A false report of Lancelot's death comes to the Queen
>I WAS JUST KIDDING, I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I SHOULD PROBABLY KILL MYSELF
>false report of the Queen dying reaches Lancelot
>He actually tries to kill himself
Truly Mordred is the hero Camelot deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Friends Trader Anon here, going to continue our naval adventures later today, just need to finish some things
We're currently deadlocked for a 3 way tie, so cast your votes now, and don't worry each choice has a lady attached
http://strawpoll.me/2929299

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666972
I cast my vote for the library, even if I was initially more interested in the Underwater Exploration Team. Libraries are such fascinating places though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666971
They're all fucking goobers and the realm desperately needs a revolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666995
Amen. Burn it down, start anew. Preferably with Monstergirls, every realm could use a makeover like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667006
With Fairies in charge, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666972
>still a tie
Coin toss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666980
Oh I'd hit her alright.
With an open palm, right on the plump butt, until my hand hurts too much to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667033
Oh the horror...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666524
I'm always here, the faggot simply did it right this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667061
>the faggot
I made that joke with that same picture on Tuesday too.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have a death wish or something? You've pissed off your wolfu AGAIN. What are you gonna do about it this time, you little shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667064
You used the kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667073
Go check the thread again anon. I used the Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667073
He did it at least once with the manticore too, but not that exact pic. At this point it's just stale bait is the reason it's not kicking up storms.

[Anonymous No.]

Rusalka guy here, just a snippet of an update, I'm curious what you guys think of this.

>You hand the bottle to Sonja first, a knowing look in your eye which puts the girl on edge. But she started this. This vodka was brewed from primarily fermented potatoes. But there weren’t bitch potatoes. These were demon potatoes. It’s said that in the darker realms of the land, where demons carry away men and turn them into cum faucets, wild crops of potatoes, warped by fell energies and primal lust, grow in abundance. This particular bottle was actually Elanore’s private concoction. You grabbed a bottle before you left. She received a crop of such potatoes a while ago, and the skeleton she made collect the potatoes gathered them from the mouth of a Salamander’s den. Due to this, the potatoes have a sharp, spicy flavour to them, and they’re always steaming hot, you can’t even freeze them. Interestingly though, they never spoil. She’d actually served them to you once before. The flavour was intense, and when you bit down into the steaming potato it practically crumbled in your hand, crumbs of soft and fluffy potato instantly filled your mouth, and if not for how moist the potato was, you’d likely have needed a drink to wash it down with.

From there, Elanore’s own brand of insane alchemy comes into play. According to her, she ground to dust the horn of a Bicorn, and dissolved it into the hot alcohol, along with generous portions of Girtablilu poison, and, fuck knows how she got it, but a shard of crystallised Dark Matter essence. The Girtablilu poison is said to be the most powerful, but it also carries with it potent paralytic properties. The Dark Matter essence is hence required to instil the vodka with the endless vitality of an Arch-Incubus. Usually drinking something like this would give you boners for life, but the whole thing was distilled across five-hundred bottles and now rests in the Lich’s cellar. Well. Four-hundred and ninety-nine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667072
I tell her that I didn't buy the collar for her and there's no need to get mad.
>>12667079
>not that exact pic
It was that exact pic
>stale bait
It wasn't bait then and it wasn't bait in this thread either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667075
The one I'm talking about had kraken and booty plundering. You were trying to start shit? Good job. You didn't know? Don't do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667072
I beg her to forgive me and let her do whatever she wants to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667084
>giving me orders
You're in no position to do that Bitch-kun. I do wish I had more MG pirates though, so I could keep making the joke with girls that didn't have potentially intrusive tentacles just so I could annoy you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667084
Dude, booty plundering only makes sense in the english language in one context. That's what pegbitch wants. And he's just going to troll with "just a joke" every time. He just keeps posting it on purpose to start stuff. Just ignore it or tell him to fuck off, but don't get drawn into arguing intent with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667072
Wrestle her into submission!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667093
Got it.

>>12667092
>completely missing the point
Fuck off faggot. You're a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667093
Look at>>12666507
do you see any shit being started there? Bitch-kun is the one who starts shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667096

Good luck, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667072
Same thing I do to my dog when she throws a tantrum, give her a time out.
Then feel bad about it and give her head pats and a treat because I'm way to fucking soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667103
You are. You even admitted you do it just to piss off and annoy people. That's you and who you are and that's the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667105
How do you give a wolfu a time out.
>>12667106
>You even admitted you do it just to piss off and annoy people
I said I wanted more non-tentacly MG Pirates so I could do that, true, but I only wanted to annoy one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667080
Ah, and to clarify what I means was, what do you guys think of the culinary potential of the monstergirl setting? The vodka I invented there was just an example, but what else do you guys think could be done? I think this was touched on briefly with Ghoul chefs, but who do you think would make the best cooks? and how often do you guys think spiked food would become a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667104
>Using weaponry in a sanctioned wrestling match

Disgraceful!

I'll show her why even the greatest of fighters know nothing when it comes to hand to hand combat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwPz7GY3d_g

DO DA LA DO DO DO DOODO DO DA LA DO DO DO DA DO

DAA DOOOO DOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667109
Food as exotic as was described here seems like something that should be very, very rarely consumed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667107
Stop engaging him already, geez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667118
You got that backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667107
Giving a wolfu a time out is all about making them feel sorry or guilty, and the only emotion that invokes that feeling better than anger is disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664474
Basically, a pro wizard would shit upon all the other pros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667124

That's why classical mythical liches are the toppest tier. They're wizards who have been dead and reading books in their wizard tower for centuries past their expiration date.

[Anonymous No.]

So here's a thought.

After reading up on Hinezumi's entry and thinking about how their flames effect men, I got to wondering if the same thing would happen to Monster Girls, especially the Lizardwomen and Salamander MGs.

>Hinezumi wins causing Lizard/Salamander to fall for them.
>Hinezumi loses and her flames cause Lizard/Salamander to fall for them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667131
>Yuri
You obviously weren't thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667072

How the fuck did I even make her mad in the first place? I'm not even in the mood to piss people off, I just wanna fucking chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667118
>smug fairy
I want to fuck her like an onahole and wipe that smirk off her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667137

I don't know, It's probably because we're around full moon. Wolf bitches be crazy around then. She's normally pretty chill herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667072

Cheeki Breeki her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667139
Does /a/ / /jp/ monster girl threads have an obsession with smug like /mgqg/ does?

Literally every girl with even a hint of smug is considered top tier over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667148
They get shit on a lot because Bob likes them too, and I think most people just don't care. I was converted by the smug lolis on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667133

>>Yuri

Yeah, what of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667148
Is /mgqg/ still going? I haven't been there all year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667145

Well then, I'd invite her to join me in my nap by the couch or something. I had a shit day and all I wanna do is sleep in peace. I'm too tired for arguments right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667156

Yes, about 40 people there, threads pretty dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667152
You're a slow one aren't you?
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667148
We hate them and want to wipe that smug bitchy look off their face with gallons of cum. They are an outlet for our mindbreak side and frankly they probably like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667133
Not even for the sake of comedy? A Hinezumi being chased around by some ranting woman she doesn't give a damn about?

I thought it'd be amusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666972
And we are ready!
Remember to read up to where we are here http://pastebin.com/qvZxhCT0, and after today I will more than likely make a shortened recap version

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667170
The full moon is upon us and my hateboner grows turgid. Only the blood of a smug fox can sate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667173
Nah, those kind of girls are the worst. Didn't you ever see El Hazard or any other show where they pull that? Cringeworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667072
There's only one way to work out an anger like that.
And that's through playfight wrestling with lots of nibbling, gentle biting and throat nuzzling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667166

Yuri seems like a pretty mundane fetish, i don't see the problem, are you afraid it's going to enable other fetishfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667179
I haven't, but you do have a solid point I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667131
Hinezumi vs Salamander would be a whole lot of screaming fighting followed by screaming sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667192
How new can you be? Yuri monsters have always been shunted off to it's proper board. There's a whole board for that stuff.

And it doesn't really belong in a thread that's mostly about creatures that value men and children above everything else. But whatever, I'm too tired to have this conversation. Just know that it's classic shitstorm material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667177
You open up shop for the first time in your life and sit behind the counter to wait. As you wait you see the people pass by, some window shoppers but no one seemingly interested. You wait for an hour for anything when you hear a loud banging from under the floor. You walk over with a confused look to see a hook on the floor, you pull it and a long stretch of boarding comes off to reveal a waterway, and out pops a familiar shark woman. "You! Are you the newcomer that showed up in town yesterday!?"
"Yeah?" The Shark woman looked you over with a mean look to her and sniffed you out.
"I find it quite odd. That Captain Blacktooth just HAPPENS to sneak past one of our oldest and trusted officers in the country on the same day you show up."
"Are you accusing me? The Captain himself can vouch for me, I hardly did anything to affect his judgement"
"The Captain is busy drinking himself into a stupor for what happened last night, and I'm merely fulfilling my duty as Captain of the Guards to eliminate any possibilities." The Shark woman turned around with a huff.
"I don't know if you had anything to do with it or not, but I don't take chances, especially after last night."
"I'm just a simple merchant trying to make some cash."
"That's exactly the kind of person Blacktooth would recruit if ya ask me." You were just going in circles with this woman, you thought about changing the subject.
http://strawpoll.me/2938858

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667206

I have seen conversations but never a full blown shitstorm, then again i skip half the post since i can't keep up. I don't even care it's not my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667208
>Library didn't win
We're never going to be Pirate Wizard Navymen

[Anonymous No.]

So who'd be the most widely worshiped goddess of love in a modern MG setting?
>>12667220
I share your pain brother.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when I said there would be no more updates this week?
I lied.
But I'm extremely worried about whether or not I'm doing any good. I've got a fever and I'm not sure that's good for writing.
Also next chapter will be their first playdate!

http://pastebin.com/p93WiLvx

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667254
>http://pastebin.com/p93WiLvx

Alp, I love your work. Please don't go on a deletion bender ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667269
I make no promises, but I promise not to.

[Anonymous No.]

Alp's back? Again? So the rumour are true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667272

That isn't confusing in any way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667287
I haven't been very consistent with my quittings, sorry.
>>12667288
When in doubt, touch the fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667220
>Pirate Wizard Navymen

It sounds insane but when you think about it being trapped on a boat for weeks on end sailing from place to place would probably mean loads of time to study.

Imagine the stories they'd tell of the man who struck a Kraken with lightning and scared her off to save the ship. Imagine the other story of that same man being abducted by Captain Lichbane and how he was raped for questioning how she can have that name when she herself was a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

For anyone who missed it last night:

>>12666196
>>12666208
>>12666210

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665019
why don't you just tell her that you'd prefer to know her better before fucking. damn betas

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

>>12666327
I mixed up the two Cardinals in my haste, so I went back now and fixed that.

The Emperor's oldest sons are well over the hill now and have been waiting a long time. And yes, the Empress would have been young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666010
>You'll make someone very happy. Good man

Sleepy anon here, y'all done good by me other anons because that's literally all I wanted to hear her say.

Now we play the waiting until the next full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667307

Redmond and Blutarch? MGE universe TF2 when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667208
Despite the Captain's warnings, and possibly overall better judgement you decided to try and sweet talk the shark girl. "Listen, even if I was a member of those filthy pirates, seeing a pretty face like yours would turn me instantly back to the rightous path."
"Are you...hitting on me?" She had a toothy grimace on her face
"Which answer will rebound me to not get anything bitten off." Pushing herself forward onto your counter with her tail she cupped your cheeks with her webbed hands.
"Listen here and listen good. I don't date guys unless they're absolutely positively sure they can handle me. I bite, and bite hard. So I'm going to give you one point for trying and one warning. Don't hit on me again unless you're ready for the roughest god damn shit in your life." You nod slowly as she puts you back down.
"By the way what's your name?"
"Anonymous, but you can call me Anon."
"Well Anon I'll keep my eye on you...and I assume you'll keep yours on me." She said noticing you looking her over. She leaped back into the water under your floor and went away.
"That was hot."
After the scene you finally are met with a few fishermen who are interested in some spears, selling 3 of them for 300 gold. Soon it became afternoon and you found yourself still sitting around waiting.
http://strawpoll.me/2939455

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667294
>being trapped on a boat for weeks on end sailing from place to place would probably mean loads of time to study.
But we never go to the library to get books to study with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667326
There's always a wise old man with sage advice to give. Haven't you read the Sea Wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665664
>see ushi-oni
>she says this
>light her on fire, then make a coat out of her fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665841
Farmer faction when?
Also, I wonder how Demon Realm mashed taters taste with bacon and chicken fried steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667333
>Light an Ushi Oni on fire
>It's like that scene in the Terminator where her whole body is on fire, even revealing her skeletal system, and she's still coming after you
>Her skin even starts to regenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667363
Hinezumi-Ushi crossbreed abomination when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667360
Forget that, how about some Demon tater fried with some bacon chunks and some melted cheese on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667360
What's taters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667368
'Merrican slang for potatoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667363
>The Ushi-Oni is there to protect you
>The real enemy is a Slime
Judgement Day is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667365
god no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667372
>does not get LOTR reference
Anon, are you from Mars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667365
>>12667363

Somebody call Macready already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dfqTSQePQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667373
I want to float inside a Suu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667379
It's all fun and games until she doesn't let you out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667378
Please, anon, Thing faces need love, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667378
>implying Macready is not The Thing
You know that by the end of the movie he was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667325
Keep the store open, what do you think people will say if they walk by and see some place closed so early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667383
>Implying I want to leave
I'll just play with her head dongle all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667386
Things are the worst. They want to replace you and all the monster waifus. And unlike dumbass tangos, they're smart enough to build flying saucers out of construction equipment.

They replace you a cell at a time until you are them. That's some kind of ultimate yandere.

>>12667390
The end of the movie was that you don't know who was. Carpenter even made it intentional with that whole getting some random grip to be the shadow in the dog scene so you couldn't tell for sure. That's kind of the point at the end. Both are going to have to try to kill each other to be sure, but a little drink until then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667395
I want her to play with my dongle all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667395
But she won't let you anywhere near her dongle. You stay in her belly!
>>12667401
I know the end was meant to be ambiguous, but I believe they were both already The Thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667405
There wouldn't have been any tension between them if it was both. The thing recognizes itself just fine. The only possibilities are one, the other, or neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667401
>Things are the worst.
I won't let you bully my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667414
>recognizes itself
I thought you didn't even know yourself if you were The Thing or not? That's lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667419
>you didn't even know yourself if you were The Thing
Why would they build the flying saucer then? Do you mean they're being controlled but don't realize it, thinking the saucer is their own idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667403
I want to be healed by that slimegirl.
Having a pervasive, stubborn skin condition sucks major ass. I wish I had a caring slimegirl waifu who could soothe my pain and itching with her body.

What's up with her outer core, though? It looks like it's half-filled with liquid. Does something happen when it's full up? Is it a semen receptacle, which lets her bud off another slimegirl when it's full?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667415
But you are your waifu. She's already replaced you, making you post this even now as she searches for more people to spread to.

>>12667419
You don't know until you're completely replaced. But it has to recognize itself. Other than it being stated in a lot of places, logically how would it know to attack someone if it was alone with someone uninfected or not? But it mimics people perfectly, so they don't act any different until they spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667433
>You don't know until you're completely replaced.
The dogs sure did seem to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667432
How do you think Slime Girls are made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667439
That was the fast replacement like Bennings, not the slow cell by cell that Doc talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667442
Through dreams made real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666206

I have gotten 2 texts from my favorite fox woman making sure to remember I am going to be hers tonight.

Is this sort of aggression normal for Fox women?

She has not been like this since the Blood Moon.

She replaced my lunar calander with one that says 'Call Kyone' written down every night of a full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667254
So doesn't anyone have anything to say about this?
Okay... into the trash I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667363
you must really, REALLY love to get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667433
>But you are your waifu.
Niggas dass romantic as fuck. They really become one~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667405
Wait a minute, what chapter is this one from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667451
I missed some things but I'm reading. It's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667473
>missed some things
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667470
Chapter 24, page 10. Google is your friend. Learn to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666507
>>12667103
It's not nice to lie peg bitch kun. 4 different threads faggot. I couldn't find the one where you posted booty plundering and the kraken picture, but I know these are all you. Keep saying it's "just a joke", you're a giant faggot and everyone knows it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667415
Oh look, an Abomination!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667474
Chapter 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667483
Actually the middle two of those are me, Alp. And you need a life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667442
Well, in CoC they would get inside a female and leave a small slime core inside her womb, which results in her giving birth to a slime girl clone of herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667488
Oh. You might want to read the chapters in order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667457
>taking the phrase, "Now we have become one." fucking way too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667492
>CoC
I always think of Call of Cthulhu for a minute.
Black goat girl with a thousand young where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667495
Yes. I've been skipping some posts and missed your updates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667483
>actually going through the archive for this stuff
Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul~!
Yo-ho-heave-ho~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667451

FUCKING bin snail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667477
Not him, but I I realized a bung of EMG discussion dropped off here the last month or two. Then I saw they have a perpetual thread on /a/ today. What's with that? They've got to be starving for content. The stuff in this thread is basically what we always used to do between releases. I mean god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667528
Don't you just want to feed it cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667325
I think deep down Shark tits wants to be dominated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667532
Their threads have been ongoing all this time, and they're suffering. It would be kinder to put them out of their misery, but they love Monster Girls too much not to discuss them. They're just not allowed to. And they won't come here because we're a "circlejerk" and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667489
And you need to be a fag somewhere else.

>>12667510
Can't lie anymore faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667540
Who the fuck needs them? Let them rot with meta knight and his cronies. Or do you want the rachnerafags, dracosafags, and the obligatory posts cancer to return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667537

I want it to give back my fucking bin. I have rubbish to throw out and that cunt has gone and fucked off with my bin.

That is my bin
give it back, you are a slug
It doesn't even fit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667545
I know it's hard for you, but you gotta let go, you can't win. You're tilting at windmills. I'm going to stop paying attention to you now.
>>12667548
I can still feel sorry for them you know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667497

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667549
>slug
Snail. Slugs don't hide inside shells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667549
You can buy a new bin, mate. Just think of it as the cheapest housing project ever thought up and you can walk away whistling with a clean conscience and a story to tell your mates over fish and chips at six bong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667554

That's the point. She doesn't have a shell, just a bin. She stole that FUCKING bin to play pretend with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667559

>eating chips at six bong

Are you a yank or some shit? I bet you call rooty tooty pointy shooties "guns" too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667561
Chillax Daddy-O, feed some fluffy, will ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667551
>you can't win
>implying it's about "winning"
>implying I can't
>implying the second this ends something else won't pop up

The circle of hatred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667566
Ya caught me. Really though, what's it matter what nationality I am? We should all support trashcan sharing in ways such as leaving the delicious sticky bits on the bottom and not surrounding them in rings of salt. Common courtesy, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667589
>surrounding them in rings of salt
Anyone who does this gets their hides tanned by Fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667594
>That softness
Hoo boy, a Pharaoh would love the pyramid that's in my pants right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667325
Oh the ties never end.

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't get a big hit story during Halloween, the spookiest time of year
>doesn't get to go to kindergarten either
Why do you guys hate her so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667614
2spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667616
What's spooky about a girl who can make your hips move on their own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667614
I don't hate her, but I prefer women with more meat on the bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667619
They're trying to pull the skeleton out that's inside of you right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667630
>Wishmaster.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667614

She's Lich's cannon fodder lackey.
Also, she's made of bone. Even KC can't un - creep that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667614
Would a Skeleton daughteru ossificate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667645
Not even if she grew an Afro, put on a snappy suit and started cracking jokes even Charon would be embarrassed at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667600
You call that a pyramid?! It's only an obelisk! Back to the pits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667415
Tzimisce waifu or science fair project?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667614
How could KC fix Skeley so she would actually get boned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667658
Skull jokes! Yohohoho!

[Anonymous No.]

What is the Bane of your Monster Waifu's existence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667663
Small things, like buttons, clasps, and so on. The poor gal can't even use a normal phone, we had to get a modified tablet for her to use. Big Meaty Paws are nice, but I can tell the lack of BMP-Friendly stuff is starting to get to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667663
Treasure seeking adventurers.
"Booty plunderers", in case Bitch-kun is still here
Chivalrous knights.
People who want various Dragon body parts to make "magical potions" or scale armor.
Nobles who want trophies.
Princesses who don't into threesomes.
Life is not easy for a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667663
People that assume she's out to eat their liver. I mean, yes, she loves liver, but she likes BEEF liver! The assumptions some people make, honestly. It's not like she couldn't just flambe them if she wanted them dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667663
Planes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667663
Baneposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667663

Batman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667673
Your waifu is Janet? Lucky~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667673

>just got to that part in anonymoose saga where Chris actually baneposts mid story

Fucking why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667678
Do you think Janet would be cold and overbearing regardless or warm and loving so long as you follow the rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667685
I'm sure she'd be a kuudere who enforced strict rules and rewarded compliance with affections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667666
My Ex-dragon Gf found these little claw tip styluses for her herself and was able to use normal pads and phones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667682
Because they were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667685
Janet two threads ago rewarded a lot of the Anons with an MG wife/gf.
Was fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667667
Suck my dick you unfunny faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667716
>unfunny
That's the setup. You're the punchline. And you sir, are funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667551
Why would you feel sorry for them? They wanted to ban monstergirl threads altogether. Fuck them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667682
Because memes, Jack

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667718
>They wanted the ban monstergirl threads altogether
The people having those threads now? I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667719
How about full of shit is that a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667667
>You are now imagining a dragon capturing a Princess in order to attract male adventurers
>The Princess is actually just a very beautiful Prince
>Dragon curses herself raw for being so blind / stupid
>Before realizing she just captured the finest Prince in all the lands and basically skipped the first part of the plan
>"Score"

The Prince is that "girl" in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667726
But... where does that leave me?
>threesome with two guys and a Dragon
Please tell me the answer is bread, not meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667725
If we're talking about the actual definition of meme, then yes, being full of shit is a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667705
I've considered grabbing them for my cheshire gf, but she's quite the klutz with small stuff, so I'm not sure how she'd handle them. Might be worth a shot though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667325
I'm making another poll without the third option.
http://strawpoll.me/2940464

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667733
You can be that very feminine Prince anon.

Don't you want to be exquisitely beautiful while also wanting to give Dragon girls the D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667726
>TFW Bishounen in Monster Girl world
>Every Monster Girl wants you, and being a Bishounen you're too weak to actually fight back, stealth is your best option
>The big tough Monster Girls are the ones that want you the most

Being feminine in a Monster Girl world must fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667254
>>12667451
Come on guys. Don't leave me hanging here! I need to be off to bed soon!
>>12667742
I'd like that very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667744
Where would shotas be on the husbando food chain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667745
The chapter coulda used more substance. Other than that, Craig and Farai are an entertaining pair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667744
>"Kyaa Kyaa"ing while free running
>Hiding in small places using your lithe body
>Becoming the goddamn batman as the situation calls for it
>Spinning the occasional ruse to pit to forces chasing you against one another
>Running down a halway of doors with that one song playing
That does sound fun as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667747
>husbando foodchain
They're still being grown into husbandos.
>>12667751
>substance
Such as? Though I can promise the next chapter will be around twice as long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667744
Which monstergirls would want a bishounen and which ones a manly guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667753
>bishounen going "kyaa"
That's asking to be raped by both Man and Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667747
Bottom of the barrel. They're such easy prey you could just pick them off the streets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667756
>Such as? Though I can promise the next chapter will be around twice as long.

Well, between lines 40 and 119, it reads more like an IM exchange than two characters talking to each other face to face. I'd say if anything, you should describe their body language more, as well as their surroundings, AKA, more substance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667758
Well Dragons and Jabberwocks would get a kick out of Bishounen because 'muh princess' and they'd look like a really great treasure in their collection. A wyvern would probably want a manly man for doing justice with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667758
Every species is bound to have varied tastes in men as we do women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667759
And that's when you go full Rincewind.

>>12667760
>you could just pick them off the streets
Can and frequently do. I imagine harpies would love shota since they're easier to carry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667721
When metaknight was on his crusade, they even made posters/macros with Mero, Miia and Cerea crossed out. But what they really wanted to get rid of was us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667763
>body language, surroundings
Gotcha. Thanks. Now I'm off to the land of dreams! Next update Monday! Wurmzilla, Golems, zany announcers... stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667663
Monster Hunters, probably. Probably wouldn't kill her, but I'd bet they'd trap her, knock her out, and cut off something important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667760
I suppose that makes them easier to groom then.
>>12667769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write about some hobosnail, but it's looking like it would fit better as a Christmas story than anything.

Is it too early, or should I go ahead and post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667787
>I want to write...
Write and see when you finish. You can massage it into a christmas story in no time if you're done in December sometime. It's surprising how long a story can take to make sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGE's Eldest Dragon is also the Dragon Queen and originally father to most / all dragons
>She's Ancient and the sudden transformation from King to Queen was aggravating
>Refuses to go husband hunting and everyone knows not to fuck with her treasure hoard
>Literally has Legends and Tales devoted to foolhardy adventuress getting wrecked still spoken about to this day
>All her previous sons are now daughters
>The youngest all talk about how wonderful it is to have honey bunnies
>She still doesn't care and prefers the old ways fighting, pillaging, and setting fire to kingdoms that anger her
>The older daughters all slowly get their own hubbies and try to convince the ultimate virgin dragon Queen to try it
>Refuses to have anything to do with it
>Eventually the oldest daughter who shared the same old ways as the Queen finds a man
>Talks about how the Queen should find one because it's the most enjoyable time she's ever had
>Is pestered constantly by her favorite daughter about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667819
See, you say MGE and that makes it sound official. Then the greentext sounds like you're just pulling something out of your ass.

So is this some new KC tweet or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667360
>>12667366
Stop it you bastards I can't get more hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667325
You decided to close up shop for now with a 'Gone Out' Sign and head over to the library to learn something about Arn or maybe to understand your new found knack for magic. Of course you realized you had no idea where it was so you needed to ask for directions. You spend a good hour walking around before finding it, feeling stupid because it's one of the larger buildings in town, a good three stories tall and probably half a street long. You slowly open the door and look around. The library was almost packed with all sorts of books, maps and models of ships. "Hello?"
You walk to the front desk and ring a bell, after 10 seconds you attempt to ring it again but feel something wet and squishy. "Ow!"
You look to see an orange tentacle on the bell and an Octopus woman behind the desk.
"Whoa sorry!"
"It's fine, how can I help you Mr....?"
"Anonymous, but just call me Anon. You are?"
"Octavia, I'm the head Librarian here." The Octopus woman was orange in her lower body's tone, dressed in somewhat proper clothes, her hair was orange with long singular masses of strands around her head and she wore circular glasses, her breasts were very ample and bounced with each motion, and obviously no ass to be found, and the most important note was 'gloves' on each tentacle but none on her human hands.
"Never expected an Octopus to be into books."
"How Rude! I'll have you know Octopi have quite large brains, even Octogirls like me have 34.766% more brain mass than an average human."
"Sorry about that so anyway I was wondering if I could check some books out."
"Oh of course! I'm always happy to help someone who wants to read books! Pray tell what kind of books are you interested in?"
http://strawpoll.me/2940642

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667819
She must learn what true solitude feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667831
>That guy who voted trade routes instead of magic

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667831
I want to get off to Octo tits but I'm too busy trying to visualize her hair with your description

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667853
Imagine a woman with long hair after she got out of the shower and it's wet, imagine that all around her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667859

Like Sadako?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667852
Oh well, you know.

IT WAS ME ANON, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667861
No Sadako's is straight, like it's wavy hair just in a circle around her head, it's supposed to be like she's got an Octopus on her head, just more attractive

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

Anubis learns to play fetch.
/mgt/ rapes a sloth girl. Multiple times.
The Trader Choose Your Own Adventure resumes.
Monstergirls, swimsuit edition.
Miss Happy celebrates Halloween.
ThunderBrother posts chapter 5 of Aviators, and a bonus lewd chapter.
Monstergirl speed dating, now with 80% more moe kunoichi.
Fluffy tails expanding, the Wolfuscape is on the horizon.
Hinezumi, the new MGE entry, has their profile translated.
Penywise posts a Rusalka update.
Fox girls required to wear miniskirts at all times.
Muskox girl faces off against an ushi-oni.
Taming ushi-onis.
/mgt/ talks about their dreams and Gantz. Probably not the best combination.
Anon loves himself, and Anon loves the Anon Anon loves, and Anon loves Anon back. And so on.
Rogue Wizards are punished by Raping Squads.

Unfulfilled ideas: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Fulfilled idea(s): http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk

Sorry it's so late. Computer funerals are time consuming.

Also, has anyone compiled the whole Gabby story? I'm lost on it, but I've still got the thread it started at open. If no one else is doing it, then I might throw it all into a Pastebin. Either to keep there, or for the writer themselves to claim and carry over to their own Pastebin, if they ask for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667879

Even in his computer's death RecapAnon still serves.

The Emprah blesses you, brother. Stay based.

>Gabby story

No idea. Who's Gabby again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667893
The Dormouse in the CYOA, I think. I haven't been paying attention to it since I was a fool not to read it from the beginning and now I know nothing of what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667879
Based.

You should do it, I don't remember anyone saving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667879
I think one Anon was saving it someplace

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667717
What a fulfilling life you must lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667831
"Well I recently learned I can do magic so some books on magic would be very useful."
"MAGIC! That's so amazing! Oh I wish I could do magic. I assume since you recently learned you'll need some rudimentary reading. Follow me."
"Oh also perhaps some books on Regions, maybe I could learn Holy magic."
"Hmm I think we have a book on basic Holy magics at least." Ocatvia leads you around, picking book after book out, and holding them with her tentacles as she moves along looking, she eventually sits you down with about 14 books.
"Please skim through and find 4 books, we have a 4 book policy on take outs." She goes back to her work as you look through.
A Beginner's Magic book, obvious choice there. Then a book on basic holy magic, again needed. You then picked up a 102 book on general magic and a listing of all Religions in the country and their ideologies in the event you wanted to learn more in depth Holy Magic. You take the four books over to the counter as Octavia pulls out a clipboard with a sheet. "Sign here."
You wrote your name down and Octavia took the clipboard and wrote down the book names and number, as you did so you noticed across the room was a board with multiple pirate bounties. "These are all due back by the end of the month. Hope you enjoy yourself and learn some magic! Is there anything else I can help you with?"
http://strawpoll.me/2940855

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667879
You forgot Gracie is developing less shit taste due to pregnancy hormones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667829
>>12667833
>The post these linked to was deleted

Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667907
>No both option

Anon please, I want to go adventuring while also trying to fuck tentacled girls.

[Anonymous No.]

So, with the full moon coming how are you single anons preparing to protect your chastity so you can find your forever mg?
I just had a hidden bunker put into my back yard thanks to some skilled cyclops and ant girls, really sturdy for how cheap it was to install.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667879
>Miss Happy celebrates Halloween.

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667893
I'm appropriating a friend's spare laptop until I can work out something new. I'm not getting off this ride I put myself on, it seems.

>>12667896
>>12667897
>>12667902
I'll get started on it, then. Even if one Anon might be doing it, there's no harm in making sure it gets done.

>>12667908
Sorry. I'll remember to add Gracie in next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667896
It reminds me of the Love Nina route of Vengeance.

>Yeah, show that bully who's boss
>Aw she's actually pretty sweet
>Waifu her

But to be fair that's kind of how all those kind of CYOA's end up. People like happy endings and cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667922
See >>12658002 and the posts it links. I'd link further back, but everything beyond the post I've quoted has been deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667928
>Tailpussy gone rouge

Oh fuck, the horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667921
>how are you single anons preparing to protect your chastity so you can find your forever mg?
With a shotgun and a pack of six beers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667924
If you happen to have enough spare cash left over after getting your new PC, you should look into picking up a tablet, they work pretty damn well on here, as long as you don't have big, meaty hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667934
You got your mind on the right idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667924
Alright, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I like retard moe

[Anonymous No.]

Chapter 1A:
You are sitting in front of your computer as you always do , mucking around on the internet and reading posts in the /mgg thread.

Suddenly everything goes dark, as you fall asleep.
You experience a strange dream where you feel as if you are both falling and being rolled around when you suddenly awaken in a bed laying on your back, covered by a white sheet, the sun is shining in through the windows, but you are unable to see out of it as the curtains are thick enough to block you view, but able to let light into the room.

You look around the unfamiliar room, wooden tables, chairs, even the bed is made of wood, it looks like an old style hospital room, however it is very clean, and painted in white, light colors.

It dawns on you that there is a vase of exotic flowers next to your bed on a small stand.

You try to move but you are unable to, its like you are restrained to the bed.

The door leading into the room opens and in walks a rather tall golden dragon woman in a professional attire, followed by a small dark elf woman.

she smiles and walks over to the bed.

What do you do at this point?

1) Start screaming like an alp , let me go!
2) Ask whats going on?
3) Demand to be released
4 Say Hello to the dragon woman
5) Insert yer choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667936
>Not just getting some proper combo tablet/pc laptop
There's loads of them out there and vastly more powerful than a plain Surface/iPad tier sort of thing for the same price.

>>12667934
And now I need to go buy a sixpack for some red draws. Tell me MG. Blue Moon, Shiner, LandShark, something else? Sell me on it! I bought some strongbow hard cider yesterday and it was some new kind that was extra sweet and terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667917
You think I'm going to add a third option RIGHT AFTER a three option poll failed? Don't worry, there will be adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
2 then 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
Say hello to the dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944

2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665321
When does Laven find One Piece

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
3.

Let's get the fuck out the second we can

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
4, then 2. Be polite, but get that exposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667931
>Gone rouge
It was painted red?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
2 and 4. Tall Dragon Women are nice, but you should be concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

Consistent growth anon here. Instead of continuous growth, let's just say that every time you have sex with your waifu, willingly or not, that certain part her grows. Would that change anything in your relationship with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667931

Colonel Kurtz pls

Ms. Happy just wants some attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667966
I mean't rogue.

I'm going to bed, Manticores are still forever shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667969
You just pick something that does anyway like nails or hair. It's the only smart choice.
>Oh no, my waifu has to cut her nails twice as often
And nobody cared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667969
I will fuck her until her fluffy tail is its own private kingdom of softness, then continue fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667977
>Mofumofuscape
The horror

[Anonymous No.]

Are these threads going to return to being pure CYOA?

I like cyoa, but the last few days have been heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667985

>pure CYOA

Everything is good in moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667985
Old rule even before the great pastebinning was one or two running concurrently at a time. Now it's as bad as four or five sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667985
I don't mind them either, but I'd prefer it if they didn't run throughout the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667985
I think the same. One it's enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Is YBA dead? Will we never see the conclusion of Dan Vs Monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667985
I don't really care for the CYOAs going on the past few days. I personally think multiple short 1-off greentexts bring more variety and don't swallow up the threads the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667985
>You're in your room shitposting on /jp/
>The thread is full from head to toe of cyoas, some good, others not so much
>You nearly close the tab and go to fap before the timer updates and a new post appears
>It's another cyoa starting up, but it has your favorite monstergirl
>It's got all your favorite shit in it, and the writing ain't terrible either
>The choice at the end is "Do you fuck this girl or do you get raped by this girl?"

[ ]respond to the cyoa
[ ]ignore the cyoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667943
I hate retard moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667995

I'm here, typing away slowly on updates. I even did a few short stories the last few weeks that I posted as a guest because I didn't know if the rushed quality would be any good.

Current update for Vengeance is about 2200 words and it's not near the point in the story where I want to post it. Will try to get it out by this weekend though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667946
>There's loads of them out there and vastly more powerful than a plain Surface/iPad tier sort of thing for the same price

Well, you could do that, but I meant buy a tablet as more of a backup device. Decent ones aren't too expensive, though, I picked up mine for about $200 with a data plan.

>And now I need to go buy a sixpack for some red draws
>Spoiler
What's your personal preference when it comes to brews? Lites, Ambers, Darks, Ales, etc. Also, pick up some Jameson Irish Whiskey, preferably the 12 years aged variety, and do boiler makers with the Strongbow. Probably one of the best mixes I've had in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667995
He was around last week or so. Life is keeping him busy, that's all, he hasn't abandoned us yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667907
"Yes there is one last thing. Tell me about yourself." The Octopus girl's cheeks turned red and she grew flustered.
"A-A-About me!? W-Well there isn't much to say, I'm just a nerdy girl who likes to read books that's all!" She turned away as you leaned in.
"What kind of books?" She turned her eyes towards you.
"Usually books about adventures or romances."
"Ah A dreamer then." She looked at you with a stunned expression, you clearly hit the mark and she turned beat red. Without warning you grabbed her human hand.
"Tell me Octavia, would you do me the honor of a date?" Just then a squirt noise was heard, and Octavia turned pale before turning around.
"DATE!? I-I-I...!" She shook around before taking some deep breaths.
"Do you mean it?"
"Yes."
"O-Okay, how does tomorrow evening sound?"
"Wonderful." Octavia turned silent, you knew she couldn't say more so you left. The moment you stepped out you leaped in the air and pumped your fist, you had a date with a big breasted octopus woman. You sauntered back to your place and walked in. Putting the books in your bedroom you realized it was still only dusk.
http://strawpoll.me/2941029

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668007

Red draws are best with amber lagers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667995
Am I the only one that's getting sick of these "Is ____ dead?" posts? Christ, it's like if a content creator doesn't post something in three days they're suddenly dead.

I mean for fucks sake, content's not easy to create, it can't just be pumped out at a daily rate while maintaining quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668013
If you're in the midwest, try to find Summit Pilsner. Other than that, I think Killian's Irish Red is available nationwide, and that's always a favorite in my area

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668014
As the guy he's asking about, it's just nice to be remembered, that someone misses you when they think it's been awhile.

Also these were the shorts I did if anyone was curious. I'll probably add them into the main bin after giving them some edits and finishing part 2 of the one that has a part 2.

http://pastebin.com/bRFCEJiS
http://pastebin.com/Aw45Y3ju
http://pastebin.com/hrfe0nkC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668006
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668010
Did she ink herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668030
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
Chapter 1B:

You ask the Dragon woman what is going on.

She smiles and says "It is good to see you are coherent, I am Ms. Liandria , I am a .....Doctor here at this experimental research facility."

The whole time she is talking the dark elf is constantly staring at you, not just your face but your entire body.

"How are you feeling?" She reaches a large dragon hand towards you.

How do you react?

1) crap yourself?
2) wait and see what she does?
3) start thrashing around screaming
4) other option

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668033
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668033
Sheepishly try and move away from her hand and 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668025
>it's just nice to be remembered, that someone misses you when they think it's been awhile.

I can understand that, but it seems like every thread we have those kind of posts.

Hell, I've seen Monorus post a new drawing of his, and probably 200 or so posts later, someone bitching that .Less is our only drawfag now and Monorus and the rest are dead.

You can probably see how aggravating that gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668033

3. Let's put on our cutest crying face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667981
It's not like I'd lose the waifu who owns the tail. Not at all.
Sure, I'd sleep on it every night. After all how can a normal bed compare to that level of comfort. And she'd be right there with me. Every night, I'd climb up onto her golden tail, while she lifts herself up from the ground like a lamia to follow me, seemingly floating maybe three inches from the plush, heavenly carpet. We'd snuggle up together, as tight as possible, kissing and talking and laughing in our private field of warmth. And she yards away, she'd coil her tail up. The sky would contract to a mere circle of blackness, swallowed up by the fur forming a roof high above our heads. But even in our personal, spherical, soft sanctuary, all closed off the world, absolute darkness would be kept at bay by the faint, radiant, almost holy glow emanating from her body.
And with a wordless command, her tail would begin to close in on us, wrapping around in tighter and tighter circles, shifting beneath us. We'd be tumbling head over heels in a world with no up or down, and I'd be clinging onto her as she remains the constant. The fixed point. The god within her tail.
It wouldn't take long until her tail packed us together, truly and tightly. Above, below and behind? Warm, soft, gently swaying tail to cushion and engulf every inch of skin exposed to the ticklish fur. And in front? Her, fingers intertwining with mine, lips locked with my own while I enter her, guided by a push from the tail below.
Suddenly, nothing else matters. We're in heaven together. Endlessly surrounded by her, while she moans lovingly into my mouth.

Hours could've passed. Maybe even days. Who knows, and who cares. But with every session, her tail, stretching off down the length of the field we were in, would feel that much fuller, softer and silkier. Every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668033
This one >>12668040, pout a bit but still grab her hand.

Dragons love soft weak husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
Damn thought this was going to go a different funnier way from the intro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668033
Chapter 1C:

Her hand slowly reaches your chest and slowly slides the sheet off of your body, you are wearing an unusual set of Pajamas, white in color, they don't seem to fit you too well.

Liandria slowly starts examining you, the Dark elf constantly watching her every movement, her face is emotionless.

You find her touch to be very gentle and her claws just seem to barely touch you.

She looks up at you and asks "If I release these restraints, will you behave?"

The elf is staring at you now.

How do you respond?

1) Uhh, sure
2) Yes
3) No, I'm going to kick that elf's ass
4) Other

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668066
You never know how it might turn out.

Your comic idea is one I considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668067
4)
I would be extremely obedient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668067
1, but be ready for anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668067
1.

Secretly desire 4 in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668067
1 or 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667985
Hey now, that Doe thing was a one time schtick that was barely CYOA flavored at all.

Also nobody picked <Was getting hit by the car part of your plan?> anyway. Which was disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

This mean I should put this CYOA I started on hold for a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668025
I'm only familiar with the Grognard's Gift one, but I can attest that it was bretty good. I already said this but I liked how he was both a disappointed paladin and a grandfather as opposed to just one or the either. For a site that loves 2D we have a lot of one dimensional characters in our stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668075
Who are you? Gabby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668075
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668075
No, the dragon doctor one that just got started

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668075
Which CYOA are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668078
>>12668082
This one
>>12668067

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668010
It would be best to take a look at those books now and start learning some magic. Opening the beginner's guide you were taken aback by how much the introduction alone told you. 'In the world of magics there are four base arts. The Arcane Arts of the Five Elements Fire, Water, Wind, Lightning and Earth. From Those comes control over Magma, Ice, Weather, Energy and Metal. Beyond even that lies control of the Ethereal. Holy Magic which starts with healing the sick and renewing lost strength and giving more strength to one's being. Following that comes smiting down wicked and evil creatures, following that is the creation of life and beyond that is to wrestle the souls of the dead from the grasp of Death itself and to understand Creation on a higher level. Space/Time magic which is broken into control over Gravity starting with force magic or movements of objects between distances. Eventually the conundrums of the universe are unraveled allowing one to control gravity, dimensions and even time itself, no known master has been found of these arts. Lastly is the Forbidden Dark Arts, none of which are covered. Animation of the Dead, summoning devils and demons, corruption of minds and bodies, death and decay. Eventually all leads to Destruction Magic, and with that the end of entire nations.'
Ethereal? Creation? Space/Time? End of entire Nations? What have you gotten yourself into you wonder. You look through the book's index to find some basics on Arcane and skim through the Beginner's guide to Holy magic, learning bit by bit about the elements and basic healing magic. Dusk turns to Night as you eat fruits while reading to keep some energy as you find yourself fascinated with Magic, but it was getting late.
http://strawpoll.me/2941112

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668038
You ought to lighten up. "Is ____ dead?" is just an easy segue into talking about a story and an author which helps out if other anons know about it more intimately, or it summons the author as it did here.

Speaking of which...

Is Silberschreitener dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668086
I would ask that you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668085
I am fine with putting it on hold for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668087
I would also like to know. Never saw anyone reply to his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668085
Are you okay with waiting until the Gabby one is done?
I think that'd be best, and you're not so far in, so when you next resume, you could always just repost so those out of the loop can be caught back up easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668089
I was thinking about making my next post the last one anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668092
Not a problem, besides I think
>>12668086
just started his.
and doing 3 at once would be really confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668092
All they are gonna do is rape the jinko, and kill off the mouse anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668094
>Just started
Trader Anon started this session at like 3 in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the prefect balance between "genuinely terrifying" and "waifuable?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668099
None of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668099
If she's cute, she's waifuable.

You can be creepy and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let a Kraken be your cuddlefish?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/mL6fkzPB

So how soon can we expect a sequel where all that bdsm gear actually gets used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668099
Is she so freaky a mob would rise up to burn her on sight? Not waifuable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668038
Cyoanon here.

Just want to say, I understand that it's incredibly annoying when there are a lot of posts asking about authors and stories, but it was also a great indicator for me at least, of when it was appropriate to start up an old cyoa that was left hanging.

Otherwise it felt incredibly awkward when I asked "D-Does anyone want to c-continue???" and there was no reception or people telling me to fuck off.

Other than that, it's really nice to know that somebody out there likes your work enough to post about you without having to be there. It always made my heart go dokidoki.


>>12668099
Adorea from franken fran is pretty much the limit on how monstrous a girl can get before I lose my attraction to her..

She was really cute just by speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668107
After reading the greentext of the sailor who was forced to live under the sea, I'd say no. Monsters who imprison a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668114
While I have no problem with that greentext, you shouldn't let them dictate what you feel about a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

Trader Anon. I'll stop for now since I've been at it the longest, besides seems like everyone has stopped voted for the time being anyway.
I'll pick up some other time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668108
No clue, but I wouldn't mind one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668118
*Trader Anon Here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668114
But what if she only wants somebody to hold when she sleeps at night?
She wouldn't imprison someone for that, but would you deny her that feeling?

You would say no to her, making a face like this?
http://i43.tinypic.com/29fs9k8.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668116
Well, their profiles do confirm they sink ships to get to a man, and drag him under. No, again, monster who imprison are garbage and beat on sight.

And yes, I did mean beat, not burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668123
>She wouldn't imprison someone for that

So she wants me to be her daki at night? And I get to leave in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668125
What if there were a kraken who initially had you spirited away in her cave, but only because she was genuinely hopeful that you'd come around and learn to love her and the ocean? What if she gave you the choice to leave even though it would break her heart and absolutely destroy her?

Could you never learn to love her just as she loves you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668125

They don't sink ships with malice. They do it in an air of "ara ara~" because when you're the strongest you tend to be aloof.

That and they give men the choice of coming quietly or dramatically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668125
I honestly wouldn't mind getting "imprisoned" by a yandere MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12664548
fixed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668127
Of course.
But you'd have to live with her asking every day on the docks if you'll come back.

She is very lonely, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668134
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCMQyCkwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6hcSpSC8T0M&ei=gh1cVLi0GdDdsASX-YDYAQ&usg=AFQjCNHh0sVEK4LEn3Q_9SmlWoKlmEVUVg&sig2=KXAtfchYp9Xzv4Nr8n0Bcw&bvm=bv.79184187,d.cWc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668128
>>12668129
Why must the world be so harsh as to deny me the loving, all-encompassing tentacle embrace of a kraken?

http://i.imgur.com/bvZk7sI.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668134
What'd you fix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668139

It's because you're a meek man, and i'm far too tired to try to say anything otherwise while imagining a cacophony of laughter from skeletons after you "decapitate" their Dullahan commander. Rattle me bones.

[Anonymous No.]

Can slimes get matangoed?
Would they be like fresh agar to the infectious spores, or would a slime eat up matango like any other organic material?
Would they take a third route and live as some twisted symbiotic abomination, like a lichen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668128
Raping me is one thing. Taking away my freedom will only end in suicide. If she loves me, she should live free with me, not confine me.

>>12668129
>they sink ships but it's okay because they mean no harm

REALLY?

>>12668135
That's not so bad. I might go with her, in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668140
Nothing of importance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668134
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668146

I'm not going to debate semantics with you. Krakens sink ships, Cthulhu makes you insane. But deep down, it's all in your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668157

>Hey yo Adam, you ugh likin' what you see here bud?
>Yeaheheheheh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668157
>>12664548
>>12668157
What am I looking at? Besides Carl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668162
I think people headcanon so hard here because they read too much stuff with bad ends. So, the setting is still not hugbox enough? Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668144
That's a damn interesting question. What are the known limits of a MGE slimegirl? Ability to digest, to shed her own form... that sort of thing.
Going by the wiki, it looks like a slime's fundamental form is the goo that makes the actual female figure itself. So it doesn't have a core, but I suppose this non-excess slime kind of acts as that?

My gut feeling says that a slime won't be affected by matango spores personally. The biology/chemistry just feels too different from that of a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668172
An ultra puffy vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668175

What i'm more surprised about is the fact that nobody has attempted a Lovecraftian style horror involving a Dark Matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668169
I'm surprised someone remembered his name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668179
>wanting kilometric verbose bullshit

Oh you meant the theme, not the writing, right?

>>12668177
If it was meant to be a dick, that's some sloppy work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668135
Now I want a story about a kraken who waits patiently at the docks for her lover to come back. She smiles pleasantly and waves to those around her without realizing that her lover has long died and she's been there for years waiting.In her eyes she's wearing a lovely sundress with a strawhat on her head. In her arms a packed lunch that she made specially with love for him.

To everyone else she's wearing a tattered rag that clings to her body and desperately clings to a pack of what smells like rotten fish as if it were a baby. Obviously insane and demented, but still kind in a clingy way and lovely to listen to her painstakingly detailed story about her supposed love who's coming to visit her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668189

I meant the theme, yes. Not the old time bullshit he used to use like "man of science" or "lanthorne" or naming a cat "Nigger Man".

I'm referring to the bleak insignificance of humanity in the grand scheme of an MG populated world/universe. How they're nothing more than meat puppets and semen dispensers attached to strings to be fucked by voracious superhuman women, or the unkown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668193
You need predatory indifference for that, and MGs love men. In their own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668192
Like that old story from italy nice twist to it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668066

Tamamo was the first thing that popped into my head, too. I don't even like loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668023
Sorry, I'm in Cajun country.

Grabbed a six pack of Killian's to try and was able to swap a friend for some Red Stripe because he wanted to try my Strongbow Golden apple.

Killian's is good, but I really didn't feel like mixing it with anything so I'm just drinking it straight. I'll make red draws with the red stripe later tonight. They'll be a little heavy but good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668192
Hachi pls.

>>12668259
>wanting any monster except the harpy queen and her whole damn village
>wanting any monster from MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, I'm trying to remember the name of one doujin on exhentai.
It was pretty short, the basic premise being about an explorer or researcher going out to find these elusive wolfgirls. Then he finds one, sex happens, and then the whole pack join in on it.
It was posted here a couple of months ago, no more than four months, I'm certain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667450

Update:

I managed to get away from my Favorite fox woman for a little bit, she went back to her place to get some things.

Seems shes spending the night with me.
been non-stop activity for me tonight.

I am worn out.

All she has been doing with me is

Kiss her, and brush her tail!

Damn, my arms are tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668289
Was it the one that had actual paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668291
roleplaying is pathetic Anon.

Please live your life correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668296

wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668295
I think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668281
>Not wanting any monster from MGQ

>Guards This Woman is Hysterical.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668296
Bet this poster loves CYOA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668289
>>12668295
>>12668299
Nevermind, I found it. It's a manga, not a doujin.
"Mori no Oku no Wolf-san", or "The Wolf In The Forest".

[Anonymous No.]

Welp I've updated my pastebin for the Arn Trader Anon Story, I'll probably spend tomorrow making the recap for it and updating the other one for the other CYOA story.
I had hope to get a bit more done, mostly involving the little frog's whereabouts or our new busty octopussy She's inbetween Rachnee's Rachnees and Cerea's Cereas to be a bit more specific
Still i hope you guys enjoyed and I will probably be back on Monday for Greato Dateo Daze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668310
What kind of researcher studies Wolfgirls in non rape-proof clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668301
Enjoy enslavement/torture/death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666708
Hair is cute, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668328
Crab and Nekomata let you go.

Dryad and Yao are definitely worth the "enslavement" anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, no! The Demon Lord has captured your monster waifu and is planning on using her life force to regain her strength.

How do you save her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668341
By not having one to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668341
>Regain her strength

Okay, I go in and defeat her.

Then probably take some treasure on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668340
>sacrificing your gains for pussy

Man the god of combat shatter your limbs, extinguish your bloodline and suck the marrow from your spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668341
Wonder why she's bothering, literally everything has more life force than slimes.
She may be my waifu, but I know she's pleb tier.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd still like to see a holst in a miko uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668353
Bet monster girl in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668341
Kill her with a punch charged with raw hatred. Fucking manjaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668193
hmmm somehow i think this is bullshit and he ment it as an homage to anther cat with a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668357
Maori is a monster though
A titty monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668351
Dryad is too kind and silly to truly enslave you and Yao won't even bother since you'd be in the Monster Lord's castle which basically guarantees escape is impossible.

>Getting ripped in the Monster Lord's gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668357
>Those wings
Drawn by idiots

Fucking artists

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668357
Small buttwings are so sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668341
I let her do it.

Even if my waifu dies, in the end it means that the demonlord will rise again and usher in a new age of monstergirls.

She will die, but in her place a legion will be born to cover this earth.

[Anonymous No.]

ASSWINGS!

It was an alp.

BURN IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668361

Or you could read The Rats in the Walls over shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668369
>trouncing the monsterlord after honing your strength to the utmost
>in her own fucking gym

Git Gud Mode: No spirits
Dante Must Die mode: No spirits nor Angel Halo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668385
Wow, that's cold.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12666228
Sooooo, who wants more Gabby?
My canadian politeness demands I ask each time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668385
But anon, monster girls are already a thing.
Your monster waifu will die and the Demon Lord will most likely wipe humans off the earth with her newfound strength.

You would let this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668341
By assembling a ragtag bunch of misfits to save her. Allies include:

An impossibly dense, sexually oblivious paladin.
A perpetually drunk and obscenely foulmouthed fairy.
A ragged, pragmatic and cunning, nomadic wizard of questionable mental stability, with a penchant for transfiguration spells.
A blacksmith's son who was exiled from his home village for sleeping with and declaring his love to a pegasus girl.
Said pegasus girl, who just so happens to be afraid of heights, and birds.
A stubborn, practical and scrawny little coyote girl who's taken to vigilantism within the city, tinkering to make things like homemade bombs and traps with whatever she can salvage.
A potted plant alraune who's on a quest to find a magic fertiliser that'll let her grow to larger than 12 inches tall from the soil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668353
And I want to go to Porker's Bar & Grill.

But alas, I have no P'Orc Girl tails to sproink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668397
Honestly, I wish we'd take a day off, I've stayed up till 6:00am how many days now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668398
>wipe off the humans

HUH???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668402

>Sproinking a P'Orc

Fuck off, let it die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668421
But spronking her tail is the only way to let a P'Orc waitress know you want to order from the 'special' menu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668385
>Anon!
>Anon! Please, I need you!
>I cant...move...help me.
>Please help...it hurts.
>It--GAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668407
Well, if nobody else wants me to I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

Suppose for a second that monstergirls are really real.

Not 2D, but real flesh and blood girls with monstrous bits connected to their skin with functional societies and histories and culture that make sense historically.

Suppose that they weren't entirely sex-fiends and actually could kill you in the correct situations where your value was more for your caloric content rather than your baby-making skills.

Given the above, would you be willing to join the Paladins or the Imperial army and go kill all of 'em monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668424

Yeah and it makes me remember how stupid the idea was before, given that it was mentioned in almost every post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668437
Depends, do they only eat humans? Or just don't discriminate due to sapiency?
I might, but I'd raise any innocent young ones I find to be good non-people eating monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668437
Only if it doesnt conflict with my duty to protect my betrothed, the princess Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668437
So, how inclined would these monstergirls be to eat people in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668436
Yeah, best to take a small break for now. Too much of something is never good, and it gives your brain a chance to rest as well. Wouldn't want to lose steam, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668437
If that's the case it's time to go innawoods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668436
>>12668449
If you still have the itch to write though, you could always start working on a short story to be pastebinned and posted later.

[Anonymous No.]

>In an agreement for the world's largest human boy orgy, a Succubus and a Dragon agree to bring their finest human boys. The Succubi returns the next day to meet the Dragon, and has a substantial smaller amount of human boys compared to the Dragon.
>"I see I was wrong to expect the Succubi's commitment to at least match our own."
>"Doesn't it? You there, what is your profession?"
>"I'm an ex-paladin... ma'am."
>"And you, Bishounen, what is your profession?"
>"Prince, ma'am."
>"Prince. You?"
>"Adoptive father."
>"SHOTAS! What is your profession?"
>Cheers and moans of pleasure sound off from her group
>"You see, old friend? I brought more sex slaves than you did."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668437
Depends on how things are in the culture.

Modern day? We wouldn't have gotten to where we are now if we hadn't figured out a way to be peaceful with at least a good portion of them. The underground criminal network would probably stay the same, all things considered. Shit's fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668437
If the Monster Girls are as overpowered as KC would have them, then I'd rather just surrender and welcome my new Monster Girl Overlords.

If it's a canon, where simple Monster Girls like Werecats, Mouse Girls, P'orcs and Slimes were common and could be bested easily unless they outnumber you. While rarer MGs like Dragons or Vampires and such need a whole legion to take down, but don't have the numbers to be a huge threat. I would sign up totally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667969
Let's say your waifu has now got the absorption qualities of slime girls. Everything else is normal about them, just that added thing. Would this change anything in the relationship, and if so, how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668467
So, Monster Pillar Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668467
>absorption qualities of slime girls
Elaborate. I may be thinking of "absorption" in the sort of way that usually ends up on /d/, and that may be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

okay /jp/ quick poll, think fast, but think with your heart:

Dog
Harpy
Dragon
Succubus
you have 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668467
All I know is that to beat the Slime Girl you need to reach in and grab her core, then she'll literally be putty in your hands.

If you miss her core however, you won't be getting that arm back anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Didn't we do this last time and it went absolutely nowhere?

Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668485
Maybe he's building a story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668495
Thought that last time too, but it just ended with him saying that a lot of people like Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Dog. I got convinced a while back that she'd be the most loyal without making me feel inadequate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
God backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

thanks for voting the winner is Harpy because fuck younah the winner is dog
now I need another question answered anons:

onee-chan
CC teacher
MILF Aunt
imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668514
CC Teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668495
>>12668496
>>12668485
different anon, going for a story may or may not have NTR just to break your hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668447
>>12668443
They still need human men to breed. It just so happens that if they're hungry and not looking to breed your face might make a tasty snack.

They still have human intelligence too so they might just make conversation and leave afterwards.

>>12668463
Lets go for late 1800s, rifles are around but not nearly as useful as they could be. Pretty much any city that enjoys staying human has walls around it and to travel around you need to have either a guard or three to keep you safe or some pretty good sneaking skills.

Monstergirls do live mostly in peace with humans, lamias trade and sell at the markets and you'll see catgirls lazily lounging on people's couches. Even so there is still danger and plenty of uncivilized groups exist willing to turn you into a non-sex slave or simply munch on your bones

As a guard or paladin you'd only ever fight against the most villainous and heinous monstergirls who refuse to submit to the will of humanity or god in some cases. Pretty much any undead is kill on sight along with succubi and a few other species.

You're still expected to marry a nice human girl or angel or damphir or valkryie or anything entirely human looking. and not associate with heretical creatures.

>>12668465
The powerlevels are vaguely where you assigned them.

You'll probably never even see a dragon unless you go out of your way to look for it, even then, it's likely that she'll just roast your tin ass or claw your face off rather than marry you.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the carry laws in Monstergirl City?
I have some business there and from what I hear, I'll end up in an ice tub without a liver if I'm not careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668514
Onee-chan all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668514
Onee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668525
do you have your conceal and carry? if not, bear mace works on some of them, best to have either a fuck huge knife on you or a tazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668514
CC teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668514
How is this even a question? Onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668521
What's it about and will it have daughter dicking in it? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668514
Yandere Onee-chan

Yandere CC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668424

>Sproinking an Orc's tail during sex or as an act to give her a signal
>Repeat ad naseum, ad infinitum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668532
spoilers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12665249
Easy, life drain him.
Then apply copious amounts of bandages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668514
If it's a dog.

Imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668514
Neesan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668522
Works for me, the Mighty Human Empire needs to fend off the hordes of Beast Girl Barbarians somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
>>12668514
>tfw no Rich MILF Dragon Aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668528
I have a TX concealed carry, but I don't think it would be recognized in MGC. Also I'm traveling via plane so knives are not an option.
Also, I made a delivery system for a carolina reaper-based pepper spray in my belt, though it's limited to around 2-3 bursts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668436

Yes, we do! Gabby for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668471
Like, a slime girl absorbs it and she can do whatever she wants with it, like increase her mass or just keeping it there or something like that. Her choice, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668514
CC teacher is always the best option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668537
WILL. THERE. BE. DAUGHTERU. DICKING. ?[/SPOILER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668522
How strong are humans in this setting? Dark Souls or Final Fantasy? Or something in between?

[Anonymous No.]

How about a story involving a Shirohebi disguising her serpentine form as a human, hoping to win the heart of a boy she loves?

Only to have to fight against a an arrogant Ryu who wants him too, and is willing to steal him away from the Shirohebi by any means possible, even transforming into her dragon form and killing the lamia.

Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668601
>Ryu
>killing anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668485
>>12668496

The poll I took a while ago with 10 for dragon, and 2 for elf, resulted in this.

>>12667944
>>12668033
>>12668067

[Anonymous No.]

>You wake up in your bed to your dad giving you an extremely painful flying elbow
>"Anon! I don't care how tired you are, you are not fucking this up for me!" he tells you through that dumbass smile of his
>Why was he this pumped in the morning anyway?
>Oh shit, that's right, you're getting a new family today.
>Apparently you're getting a beautiful sister too.
>Well shit, that means no more of your buddies at your house.
>You recall your friend Frank, getting caught stealing your cousins underwear in your guest bedroom before...
>Goddammit Frank...
>Well as you recall your life with just you and your pops, you get showered and dressed, ready to meet your new family.
>Your dad comes out in a tux, twenty years too small for him.
>Probably the same one he wore when he married your mother...
>Oh mom... Why were you playing in that wheat thresher?
>You get your dad out of the tux and into some newer clothes.
>He now looks like if Steve Jobs stayed alive and gained a sizable beer belly.
>You two make it to the airport on time.
>Meet your new mother, Michelle, a 30-something dog girl with long blonde hair and a blonde tail to boot.
>You swear you see some dye on her tail, but you quickly forget about it, getting caught up in introductions.
>You're told that your sister Anna, wow, you have a sister now, is on the next flight because of a mix up with the tickets and airline.
>Her plane won't be in for another 30 minutes.
>Well that's some time to get to know your mother better
>30 minutes later
>You're standing at the gate, holding a sign with Anna's name on it, while your new parents act like teenagers behind you.
>You swear you see some elderly people recoil at the sight.
>Then you see her.
>Light brown hair, cut in a sexy bobcut.
>She's wearing a beautiful black dress that accentuates her huge chest (those have to be DD's).
>And lord knows you don't forget dat booty, because it's redonkulous.


how is it? this is my first story here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668525
You can carry up to class 2 weapons
anything fully auto is forbidden, you can't go walking around with an sks or long barrel rifle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668609
I stopped doing this CYOA for now as people felt having 3 at the same time was too confusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668615
It was better than cats, I will fap again and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668615
>Frank

He became a thing?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668558
Still outvoted two to one, but if I get two more people wanting it then sure
I don't have much else to do tonight anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668616
That'll work for me, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668615
I hope she bullies Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668615
>The beautiful dog girl saunters up to you.
>You think she's just going to walk past you, until you see her throw out her arms.
>And envelop you in the most spine splitting, yet oddly refreshing hug.
>Her fur just seems to invite you in, begging you stay like this forever.
>She pulls away and asks joyfully "are you Anon?"
>As soon you shake your head in amazement it's automatically pushed back into her bountiful cleavage.
>"And here I was worried you would hate me!"
>You just don't want her to feel your growing erection.
>You sadly disengage from the embrace and look away from your new big sister, slightly flushed.
>You hear your mom exclaim "Oh, my! Anna hasn't acted this friendly to men before!"
>Now it's Anna's turn to be flushed.
>And she looks so damn cute.
>After some uneventful small talk, and returning to the car, you all go home for the evening.
>It's dinner, and you still can't get the feeling of Anna's boobs in your face out of your mind.
>it was great, amazing even, you just wish it could happen again.
>You're broken out of your day dreams by Anna hitting the table.
>"I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!"
>You start listening intently now, find out that your parents are leaving tomorrow for two weeks for a 'honeymoon.'
>You're still not sure if they're married or not.
>After all the arguing died down it was settled:
You were going to be living alone with your brand new, sexy, could possibly have an amazing career in porn if she wanted, big sister.
>urge to rape intensifies
>Tell your mind to shut up, that you're not gonna touch your big sister like that.
>You gotta get these thoughts out of your head, so you decide to take a cold shower.
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668630
go for it, I'm doing my story, but I'm loving the whole Gabby story too
keep it up dood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668651
>You get out of the shower, not noticing the new person in there with you.
>You turn around naked, and see Anna in shorts and a tank top brushing her teeth.
>She looks at you before getting flushed and running out of the bathroom, dropping her toothbrush.
>The only thought you have is how lucky her shorts are.
>You snap out of it, wondering why she ran out of the bathroom.
>As you look down you can only see your towel, hanging on your erection like it was on a towel rack.
>Well shit, this two weeks have started out great.

END OF DAY ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668114
>I wrote that greentext
>I colored an anon's view of that monster forever

Do you guys really think she is all that bad? I wrote her to be a little bit possessive and controlling I guess. But she was nothing but kind to the main character other than that she wouldn't let him go home.

Who could say no to that level of snuggles? What kind of a man are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668673
>being jailed in a tiny compartment at the bottom of the ocean
>a good thing
She's worse than an Ushi-Oni, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668673
>I liked it
>Still would like a Kraken boo
>she would have to fight my dragon gf first though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668281

MGQ has a lot of undesirables, but you're kidding yourself if you think it doesn't have anything fuckworthy.

I honestly don't feel like the majority of it is at all fappable (especially part 3), but a few of the girls make it worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666646
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668680
>I literally just got done writing a christmas themed Ushi Oni story to follow my kraken story

Is it possible that I have shit taste? I thought its like everyones favorite unstoppable rape machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668630
start more whenever I leave these up to update so that I don't miss any of your stuff Nyanon
you deserve a break though if you want one
(anon who is copy/pasting it all)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668693
Oh, it is. At least my favorite. She might be a horrible rape monster, but at least she doesn't pretend to be anything BUT a horrible rape monster.

[Anonymous No.]

fire breathing penis monster from KC next week, thats for giving him the idea Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668701
Oh great, they are posting the same ushi-oni pics over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668708
I think we've had this conversation before, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668701
>You will never watch the hot new cooking show: "♥~Cooking with Ushi~♥"
>You will never watch as she flawlessly creates delicious meals with affordable ingredients while raping that week's 'kitchen boy'.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668397
Eh, good enough response to keep going

>The week goes by quick, with nothing happening besides baking with Gabby with the Ushi Oni home ec teacher
>That was fun, once you stopped being nervous
>You leave school alone friday to pick up snacks, supplies, and necessities for the date tomorrow with Gabby, and Gabby heads off to do the same at her suggestion
>You get to a four way street where you'll need to make a decision of where to get your supplies
>The close by convenience store will have junk food, soda, store brand voltawake pills, and condoms
>The moderately distanced grocery store will let you make some fresher snacks yourself, more drink variety, name brand thunderwake pills, and condoms
>The far off mall will let you get fancy chocolates, some sort of gift for Gabby, some new dvds, and romantic candles
>You only have money and time for one, but which should you choose?
1) Convenience store
2) Grocery store
3) Mall

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668701
At least post the TL version.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get home from work.
>No Gabby yet.

On the plus side, yay, didn't miss anything.
On the down side, now I gotta wait.

On another note, I had an idea for an MG story while at work.

A story about a mercenary bodyguard who has worked for years under disgusting pig-shit nobles, following their every order, no matter how twisted. One day a captured dragon is delivered to his current Master, and rather than restrain her further so that God knows what can be done to her, he frees her, letting her loose to wreck utter havoc upon a part of the world he's grown incredibly disillusioned with.

The meat of the story that would follow would be his account of a life now on the run, complaining about how karma's a bitch and a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for a comfortable life, all the while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668719
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668719
2. Though why would we get condoms with how hard it already is to get a monster girl pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668719
Oh, yay, Gabby! That wasn't a long wait at all...

Anyway, Ushi-Oni home ec teach? Truly the student hath become the master. But moving on, let's go with the Grocery Store. Good snack variety sounds good.

Disregard condoms. They're useless in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668719
>>12668725
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668719
2.

I would choose 3 but that's hamming it up a bit too much for a first date. Also hide dem condoms good anon.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668729
>>12668731
There is a reason besides that I put them there
What else happens if you finish bareback with a dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668735
She falls asleep? I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668729
>how hard it is to get monster grills pregnant

Considering how his mother had both a daughter and him I have my doubts.

Fuck I don't even remember far enough back to know anon's grade or if Jinko mom is his real mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668740
Of course its his real mom, and he's probably like 15 or 16 so 10th grade maybe. Sister is a few years older so she's probably a senior. Just means their parents fucked a lot, one time without a condom couldn't hurt. Whats the worst that could happen?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668719
>No need to go all the way to the mall for such things
>It's only your second date, and it pays to be prepared
>You head along down the street to the grocery store and arrive a short while later, though you still wish you had a ride for this
>Can't get one every time you suppose, mother is picking up the supplies to reinforce the vents for next full moon with dad
>It's going uneventfully so far, you pick up some soda and fruit juices to drink
>As well as iced coffee, for the caffeine
>You pick up some fresh ingredients for you to make snacks with tonight for tomorrow as well
>As you head towards the pharmacy you spot someone familiar shopping though
>The wyvern that had landed in your front yard last full moon that Sally led away
>You recognize the hair style and she still has traces of the scratches on her face
>She doesn't seem to notice you as she's reading a label very carefully
>Or focusing on not dropping the box of cereal
>Or spearing it with her talons
>You could easily sneak around her though
1) Say hello to the wyvern
2) Sneak around her to get those pills
3) Don't need them, don't risk moving past, go and pay for what you have

>>12668737
I guess you'll all see when it comes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668749
3
BAREBACK YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668749
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668749
>Iced Coffee
Iced Tea is better, and still pack full of caffeine.

But regardless, let's say hello! What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668749
1

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a Gabby pastebin yet?

[Anonymous No.]

5) Fap on the wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668749
1. Need them doms

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668749
1
>>12668757
Not to my knowldge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668757
scroll up and find it, someone actually did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668757
I mean I'm copying it all down but I don't plan to pastebin it unless Nyanon doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668717

> while raping that week's 'kitchen boy'

More like using her husband as the main ingredient in each dish. What, you think girls don't like to play the whipped cream game too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668749
No need to be rude. Say hello

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668630
continue your works please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668479
Use strawpoll you nigger, you are shitting up the thread with shitpost replies

also dog

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668749
>You turn to move away, the condoms were for a hunch anyways
>The pills would have been nice though
>Before you can turn all the way you notice the wyvern noticing you instead
>You can see her face instead of her blonde hair and horns now, it looks a bit fierce with how she looks at you
>Seeing as how she is putting your attention on her you say hello, with a small informal raising of your hand
>She walks right over without saying anything, she's just as tall as you but feels bigger due to her horns and wings
>Gives an intimidating gaze right at you before grinning in a cocky manner
>"Knew I recognized you!"
>Ask how she knows you
>"Just seen you around school, thought you looked rather cute."
>"But you've probably already got an idea how I feel about ya."
>Shes getting a bit too close now
>Her golden scales shimmer a bit even in the cheap lighting of the store
>Claws pointing towards you as she sizes you up
>"Shame I couldn't get to you that time, bet you would have enjoyed the ride of your lifetime"
>"Not that it's too late"
>"Feeling up to it?"
>From how she is saying that she seems to be teasing you
>She's your size, but likely much stronger
>You can't help noticing she has her shopping basket hooked on her tail as your eyes wander
1) Give her a simple no
2) Call her a slut for asking
3) Play stupid
4) Go for a ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668766
Ah yes, her 'handsome assisstant' who gets a few whistles and cat calls from the MG audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668785
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668785
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668785
2, but do so in such a way as to match her teasing, rather than making it sound like an out and out insult. She's propositioning you in a grocery store for godsakes, it's kind of deserved.

Then give a simple no, grab your pills, and say you've got a date.

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up to find that your monster girl has turned into a human boy, and that you're now a monster girl of her former species.

How hard do you rape him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668785
1 tell her you're taken.

And that future break-in attempts will not be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668791
Why do we need the pills, anyway? Let's just bareback her while she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668794
I thought the pills were some kinda Viagra-type deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668796
Wait what, I thought they were anti-sleeping pills?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668785
>You give her a simple no and move to head away from her, you're not interested
>She looks actually surprised, and follows you in a fluster
>"Hey, a wyvern just asked you out!"
>You tell her simply that you're taken and have a date that night
>And that they'll be prepared with better doors next full moon
>"You have a date?! With who?!" She asks, sounding insulted as she keeps pestering you
>You pick up the pills and she sneers
>"Expecting to bore them to death?" She taunts, trying to get a response
>You pick up the condoms that you were on a fence about just to drive a point home, before putting them back to make it worse
>She's seething already
>Storms off while muttering things angrily to herself, seems to have lost interest
>With the wyvern gone you pick the condoms up anyways, in case Gabby wants to use them
>Head to the tills and pay for it all before heading back towards home, hoping the wyvern isn't waiting for you outside
>Thankfully isn't
>You walk home without incident, though you do keep your guard up the whole way just in case
>When you get there you see Sally sitting on the doorstep playing your old Rapetendo DP
>Sees you and grins, bouncing up with no clue what is in your bags
>"Hey, came over to see if you wanted to hang out a bit!"
>" Kinda want to keep away from home for a bit, but I'll head home later tonght."
>You were going to spend tonight making those snacks though
>You realize you didn't tell her about the date with Gabby tomorrow
1) Hang out with Sally for a bit
2) Tell her you need to make the snacks, see if she wants to help
3) Tell her she should head home, don't have time tonight
4) Ask why she doesn't want to stay around her house right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668804
viagra is an anti-sleeping pill

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668804
Dingdingding
We have the winner!
One of you suggested it a while ago in jest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668805
You're railroading us towards awake safe sex! I want sleeping bareback!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668805
>Rapetendo DP
You're killin' me man.

1, throw in 2, fit 4 somewhere in there.

>>12668810
>Awake Safe Sex
Let's have the first time be awake, with Safe if she requests it.

Sleeping bareback can be done at our leisure later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668812
WATCH YOUR FUCKING LIVER
SHE'S NOT AS NICE AS SHE SEEMS TRUST ME
DON'T BE THE GUY WHO WAKES UP IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN BLOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668785
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668805
3, but you have enough time for 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668817
I'd let her eat my liver after 60 years of happy marriage, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668817
Honestly, she's not a monster. You wouldn't wake up in a pool of your own blood, you'd wake up in a pool of ice, missing about 80% of your liver. Yeesh, some people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668817
>Waking up in a pool of your own blood
>Surviving
I'll give you credit for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668823
Yeah, living on 80% of your liver isn't much of a life.

>>12668824
Well, rage is a hell of an anesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668829
20%*, damn it. Don't trust those fucking foxes anon. They're all out to get you.

Especially the cute ones.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668805
I'll try and tone back the railroading, still sort of new to this

>You ask her why she can't stay around her house tonight, don't make a decision yet
>She doesn't say anything right away despite her smile
>You press her a bit, and she talks a bit sheepishly
>"Dads kinda drunk again. He gets angry and sad about mom when he's drunk."
>You ask what she means
>You have a feeling you know already but want to clarify
>She hesitates but keeps playing the game while telling you
>Two years before her mother died in a car accident
>Her father took to drinking, though had been getting better
>Sometimes got some strong stuff and drank when it became harder
>Tonight was one of those times
>She doesn't want to cause any more trouble, since she looks a lot like her mother
>Doesn't want to watch him cry
>Well, this sort of talk is bumming you out
1) Let her stay to hang out for a bit
2) Have her help make snacks with you to take her mind off it
3) Talk more about it with her, it's the first you've head about it
4) Ask if she has other friends she can stay with for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668836
...okay yeah.
You HAVE to let her stay and hang out now.
Though again, ask if she wants to help with the snacks. Gotta get them done.

And maybe sneak in some more realtalk with her while you're hanging.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

If only one person is following it then I'll leave it for tonight, people probably let earlier

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668850
left*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668850

Could you run your quest on /tg/ instead of clogging up /mgg/ in the future? And don't kid yourself, it is a quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668836
1/2
what >>12668842 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668829
>Yeah, living on 80% of your liver isn't much of a life.
>Getting drunk more easily until the rest grows back, as livers are wont to do
>Not the life
C'mon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668341
Atomic Diplomacy Anon.

Show that motherfucking Demon Lord that there IS a counter to Mamono Mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668861
It's 20% of your liver, which is survivable but I wouldn't recommend drinking too much.

Those fucking foxes can take away your ability to drink properly. Damn them and their fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668857
No Fun Allowed.jpg

>>12668850
>>12668859
2, apparently...oh well, maybe more'll want cute antics tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668869
I hope so.
Gabby has been great so far!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668857
I REALLY don't think /tg/ wants it

>>12668836
>You tell her that you need to make some snacks for tomorrow
>But she can stay to help you out, it'll get done faster that way
>She seems elated by the news springing up with glee
>Thanks you before you head inside with her, ask her to preheat the oven
>Sneak the pills and condoms into your room while she's doing that
>You get back and start to get the things together to make the cookies and other snacks you had in mind ready
>She already has an apron on and has taken off her jacket, was wearing a sleeveless shirt under it
>While you do you ask about the incident Sally mentioned
>She just smiles at you and slaps your back a bit hard
>"I don't wanna talk about that kinda stuff right now, lets talk about something else."
>You apologize and try to think about what else to chat about
>Ask her if there was anything else you took when you were a kid that you forgot about
>"My heart~"
>"Kidding!" She sticks her tongue out at you, though you're tempted to grab it
>Start chatting about elementary years, reminiscing about the times in elementary school
>The time you tied a fake spider to her tail
>How you would give her noogies any chance she got
>When you pushed the swing too high and freaked her out on purpose
>There seems to be a common theme with what she's talking about here
>You ask her about it, make her laugh as she puts the cookies into the oven
>"What can I say, I think I liked you bullying me!" She admits, blushing a bit even as she tries to hide it
>The snacks are done for now, the brownies and salty snacks will be put in a short time later
1) Suggest playing video games to pass time
2) Suggest watching some movies
3) Tease her about her comment, maybe bully her a bit more if she likes it so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668885
Three is the only correct option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668885
It's not like /tg/ has ever had a problem with quest threads shitting up the entire board.

It'd fit right in with 'robot waifu quest 21113'

That said: 3.

[Anonymous No.]

You actually go to those boards?

I thought it was for like settlers of catan, and MTG and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668885
whilst mistakenly holding up two fingers three! pick number three, milord

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668885
3 is the only option.

Must cute-bully Nekomata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668902
Executioner please, you ruined everything with that suggestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668899
Gotta get our wizard lore from somewhere. It was a board for 'traditional games' and by that we mean tabletop games like, yes, Catan, MTG, WH40k, etc. Usually what it boiled down to was role-playing game discussion, but nowadays it's Quest threads: The Board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668885
3. I feel we are either heading for a harem end, or much more likely depression.

[Anonymous No.]

Well guys .

I survived my full moon night with my favorite fox woman.

Liver intact.
Lots of hand holding

kissing and hugging

very thorough intimate tail brushing

multiple sexual encounters

and then we slept together.

She even made me breakfast and left for work.

But not before giving me a deep kiss


How was your full moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668912
Snowy. And it's still snowing. And I didn't get to dream dirty dreams. So 50-50 between "oh look, it's pretty!" and "why can't I meet MGs in my sleep like other people do?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668912

Well since I'm friends with an Ushi Oni, I'm currently in a hospital bed. It's not all bad though - she's hand-feeding me some kickass ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668912
Watched Godzilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668918
>ice cream
Apology accepted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668920

Of course.

Especially since she made it herself. It's chocolate flavored!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668919
Which one?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668885
>You grin and ask her to repeat what she said
>She laughs a bit, getting more embarrassed that she had to say it again
>"That just kinda came out on it's own."
>"But I guess I got used to being bullied by you."
>That isn't what she said though
>She suggests doing something while you wait to try and change the subject
>Only after she repeats what she said
>She's blushing a bit more, and looks around to see if your family is about
>Mother and father are still out shopping it seems, sister likely in her room
>"I... think I like you bullying me." She admits a bit more sheepishly
>Well, this could be fun
>A lot of fun
>Water balloons and noogies are a bit childish though
>You can think of something though

1) Suggest teaching her some self defense, only use pins
2) Keep teasing her verbally, ask what sort of things she wants you to do
3) Suggest something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668919
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668921
>My wife, she make this cheese... she make it from milk from her tit!
Right...
>>12668925
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668918
This may sound strange.

I went over to the local shrine and asked the Shirobei there is she had any books on the ushi-oni.

After doing a little reading i discovered something I think you may find very useful.

Seems really pleasant smelling flowers make them really gentle. the book didn't define what kind.
If you have a little extra cash, try buying some and see what the effects are .

There wasn't much there except how to, you know ..finish them .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668923
The new one.

>>12668925
Tease 2 for a while. If nothing interesting comes up, 1.
If we wind up pinning her, give her a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668919
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668925
what this anon said>>12668930

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668930
>The new one.
Eugh, too much Lieutenant Bland, too little Bryan Cranston or Japanese Guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668925
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668928
OK, now i got this weird image of waps lining up to buy cheese from their favorite holt.
Doesn't matter if they are lactose intolerant, It is her cheese .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668937
They are drinking Yakult while waiting in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668933
Eh. He's not so bad. I do hope he does better in Avengers 2 though.

Bryan Cranston I felt there was just enough.

Ken was criminally underused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668930
>The New One

My little anon can't be this pleb! Get better tastes, Godzilla VS Biollante, Godzilla VS King Ghidorah, Destroy All Monsters, you can do better Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668933
Yeah the new godzillia film was awesome, she had that sexy dress, and dragged that guy upstairs and showed him who was boss.

Damn she is a fine CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668940
>criminally underused
At least he can keep being underused in the sequels they're bound to make. With Mothra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668946
My god, they better not fuck up Mothra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668929

You lied to me anon. All that got me was defenestration followed by MORE pelvic destruction.

8/10, would recommend to other Ushi Husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668948
Oh, they will.
They'll do a Punk Rock cover of Mothra's song
Which reminds me, we need MetalMorphosis to sing that, too.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668925
>You ask what sort of things you she wants you to do
>She's getting even more embarrassed, but can't wipe the smile off her face all the way
>"W-well..."
>"Spanking."
>"Pinning."
>"Calling me d-dirty names."
>She's hesitating to tell you more
>You ask if that's it, her face is already fully red as she's avoiding your gaze
>"W-well, those things are..."
>"You have a girlfriend."
>Before you can respond the cookies are finished
>You take them out and replace them
>Before telling Sally that all those other things are likely not good to do with a girlfriend anyways
>And she's got a dirty mind for thinking of it
>She seems to be enjoying it, in some way
>Brownies will take a while longer for sure

1) Keep going for more juicy admissions
2) Get her into sparring
3) Leave her hanging for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668949

Another satisfied MG Husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668954
1 a bit, and then 2.

I'm hoping, in some deep part of me, we can somehow swing a threesome route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668954
There is only one course of action remaining.
3, we must remain in control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668954
1 don't want to risk onee-chan or parents seeing you getting touchy or feel-y with your not-girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668949
It did mention a spot under her 'chest' right at the base where her front legs attaches to her body as 'sensitive'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668912
Went to see a play. It was enjoyable.
Now I'm reminded of that Doppelganger story I liked so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668954
Number 2, that's the best of both worlds!
...I don't know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668954
1. More verbal stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668961

the last play I saw was at a local shrine doing the tale of the fox spirit and the shinigami.

Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668912
Cheshire GF is spending the night in the hospital for observation (appendicitis shit), so it was rather lonely. Though Fire Emblem has helped pass the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668976
>observation
>for appendicitis
Fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668960

Sensitive is an understatement. If you've never seen an Ushi Oni rolling around laughing, give it a try.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668954
>She's already admitted to so much already
>What does it matter if she says more?
>She seems hesitant still, and insists she whispers it to you
>Seems like a good idea, in case sister comes by
>"R-rough... s-sex..."
>"In the shower..."
>"M-maybe some light rope stuff..."
>"A-anal..."
>Her face is bright red now, and the topic is making it a bit hard on you too
>You suggest you two try some sparring so you can teach her some self defense moves
>She sees the hidden purpose behind it, and starts stammering in spot
>"O-o-okay!" She finally blurts out
>Well, this could be good
>Maybe it's gone far enough though?

1) Restrain yourself for Gabby
2) Go ahead with the sparring
3) Start on dinner while you wait on the brownies, parents will be home soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668979
Three!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668979
2 but do not dick the cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668976

I hope she gets better soon, that really hurts I am told.

You should plan something nice for her when she gets out.
Special treat or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668979
what >>12668982 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668979
3. Cunt block her to bully her further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668979
>Rough Shower Sex
>Anal
>Light rope stuff
Childhood Friend Route looking better every day.

But still, Gabby. As >>12668982 said, 2, but no going too far.
A couple spankings while she's pinned, no more.

[Anonymous No.]

4) put a clip on her neck and rape her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668989
I like the way you think anon. But it's too soon.

We must get Gabby to witness some bullying of the cat. We must gauge her reactions. We must integrate her into it.

Best route, we return to bullying Gabby as this entire thing started with, and then we lovingly bully both the cat and the mouse. Lovingly Bully. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668991
>Lovingly Bully
And then make them play cat and mouse for our amusement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668979
3

[Anonymouse No.]

>>12668978
I have never seen an ushi-oni where I am at, they are considered extremely rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668993
Everybody likes to cuddle the mouse. So sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669001

Look behind you

[Annoymouse No.]

>>12668991
It is never too soon for rape.
In the MG universe its considered cute when the human does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669001
They used to be an endangered species, back when all they did was graze in herds and acted meek and mild.
Unlike pandas, the Ushi-Oni took the initiative to preserve the species. They evolved. Arachnotaur deliver us.
>>12669003
And then maybe force the cat to lick the mouse with that rough tongue for our amusement? The squirming and the blushing from both will adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669005
But if we strike to soon, it could wind up driving Gabby away and ruin the whole thing.

[Annoymoose No.]

>>12669004
She trying to sell me cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669007
>Cat to lick the mouse.
I thought that was obviously implied. Best 3some is when the girls are able to care for each other too.

And obviously you dick one at the same time. Either the cat during the licking, or an unoccupied hole on the mouse. Yes.

[Anallymouse No.]

>>12669007
Oh, so they are midland animals?
like Midwest? or one of those weird west coast things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668991
yes, make Gabby your wife, and take Sally and Mary as your mistresses, with Gabby being bottom bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668977
As someone who had appendicitis, they keep you overnight to watch for any signs of infection. Usually you're out by the next day (the common method of operation these days is laparoscopic surgery, which they cut three holes and inflate the abdomen with CO2, as opposed to the former method of cutting open the abdomen)
>>12668976
>>12668984
It hurts like a bitch for at least a month. If it was anything like mine, expect her to be prescribed painkillers and antibiotics. Pissing itself was a painful task, so I imagine your pelvis might enjoy the break. If she can, take her somewhere that's sit-down and lets you take home food.

[Abbymouse No.]

>>12669011
>you dick one at the same time


What? .jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669016
>You dick one at the same time
>As she's being licked/licking.

Not that hard anon.

[check the poster name No.]

>>12669016
>>12669013
>>12669010
>>12669001


I see what you did there
Took a bit for me to get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669015
Yeah but observation seems more like a long term thing, at least longer than just overnight. Maybe I'm just tired but it seems longer than just a night to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669013
I was thinking more like the common cow, anon. The Ushi-Oni used to build nests in the woods from their webbing and breastfeed lost travelers to save their lives. The Ushi-Oni is a misunderstood creature; they are peaceful by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669014
>Mistresses
>Not full wives.

I hold that I can't imagine polygamy not being legal in societies like this.

I still think having Onee-san too is a bit much though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669023
Heathens stop spreading your lies. Your false religion and false goddess will fall. Men cannot be fooled so easily, especially when the lies are so obvious.

[check the poster name No.]

>>12669021

it is always a longer night when it is someone you care about.
just remind yourself she is safe in a hospital and will be fixed soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669020
Fuck.
I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669024
>bit much
Ara ara~
You're still young, you can do it...

[Arachnotaur No.]

>>12669025

For the record, I don't tell them to do this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669021
It depends on the severity, really. I caught mine before my appendix started rupturing, so it lowered my recovery time substantially.

[Mouseyanon No.]

>>12669023

Weird .

What you describe is totally different that the books the Shirobei gave me at the shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669035
>trusting a yandere
Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669020
>>12669026
>>12669033
>>12669035
What is with all the names?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669040

You let a CYOA in. What did you expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669041
I don't understand why you hate fun so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669040

I would think it is people being silly and having a good time.

Yes, I know it may be difficult for you to accept this fact , but people do have fun in this thread now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669045

"Hating fun" isn't an argument for why something that belongs on /tg/ is here. This kind of thing is what marked the downfall of the /a/ threads.

[He is proably Bitch-kun No.]

>>12669045

I don't know. always that one person who is never happy, no matter what you try to do for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669045
>>12669046
Nigger what did I just post. But no namefagging for no reason has never been accepted, you know that or your a newfag.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12668979
>You figure that's enough, your parents are bound to be home for dinner soon
>You can always carry on later
>Besides, leaving her like she is now is also bullying
>You say you should start on dinner, you can do it some other time
>She almost complains before stopping herself, says she'll get out of your hair and moves off to the living room where she left your Rapetendo DP
>Not surprising she is too flustered to help
>You start it up and not soon after you do your parents get home with the things for the grate
>And some flame retardant spray for good measure
>Like the high voltage switch for the door wasn't enough
>They ask why Sally is there, you just tell them that she wanted to hang out
>Mother is suspicious, might smell something you don't
>Leaves it alone though
>Sally stays for dinner, the food gets compliments from Mary as she eats what you made
>Once everything is eaten your parents get to work on outfitting the vent after asking Sally for details
>Sister goes back to doing homework, seems she got a lot in the past couple days
>Leaving you to entertain Sally for a few more hours

1) Go see a movie with Sally
2) Video games at home
3) Go to the park to spar with her somewhere private

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669047
>Marked the downfall of the /a/ threads.

Really? Not all the shitposters who stuffed the thread with "MUH BOARD CULTURE" and "NOT /a/ CONTENT!", etc. etc.?

Which is what you're trending towards right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669052
Yes... three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669052
2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669053

I meant the insular "We're just having fun and if you don't like it you're a shitposter!" attitude.

That's how Futacat happened. That's how fujoshit came around with their butt-buddy metaknight. That's how Bitch-kun ended up here. YOU are actively encouraging them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669052
2.

3 for a time when we walk her home.

[The end of /MGG becuase people(...) No.]

I can't figure what one to vote for..


Abstain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669059
Wait... Bitch-kun is just a shitposter who doesn't like people having fun. Now shut up and enjoy life you Sourpuss.

[I loev janet the kikimora jani(...) No.]

>>12669063

That poor girl.

She has no one to bully her.

She is so depressed.

What are you waiting for?

Make her smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669067
Fine, I'll make her smile... but since YOU didn't do it...
You are now legally obligated to take a lonely Holstaurus to see some fireworks. Set them off yourself if you have to!

[My Goddess is a Fox No.]

>>12669068

I like to shoot off our fire works in the snow.

If you have never done that, you really need to try it once.

Shooting off those exploding mortars and rockets while it is snowing is pretty amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669067
>>12669063
She's smiling now, but whoever said Cyclops are Ms was lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669071
I'm all for cyclopes, but that eye of hers is TOO big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669071

if you got to play with those breasts ..
Good Job! I am jealous !

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669070
I've been doing that since childhood. It used to be more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669068

By the way, how lonely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669079

I haven't bought fireworks in ages.

What about a cyclops holtasarus 3 some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669076
It's an optical illusion produced by her magic. How can you tell? Look at the line where her hair is covered by her lashes.
>>12669081
Lonely enough to need a (initially) non-sexual date in the beautiful winter wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669085
>3 some
You mean you want to dump me and take both the Cyclops and the Holst for yourself? What a villain!
Looks like it's a weekend at Uncle Alp's for me...

[those bewbs No.]

>>12669076

ok guys

I have been staring at this picture for like 5 mins now
Is this an optical illusion thing, or are you trolling me.

I do not see an eye in the pic.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: If your Gazer classmate is acting haughty and saying Cyclopes are the superior race, kiss her on your eyelid and tell her how beautiful her single eye is.

That'll shut her right the fuck up.

[those bewbs No.]

>>12669089
i didn't mean your Cyclops

Big Gay Alps big gay alp sanctuary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669096
It's really more of a club for confused young boys to learn that through some Greek Love they can become girls and find happiness. And of course for men who wish to teach them that.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669052
>You play some more of the Rapetendo 69 that you dug out when you last had her over for a bit
>She's calmed down from before, resumed joking around with you
>After playing a few too many losing matches against her your mother tells you to take Sally home
>Seems to trust you walking back from such a beaten up neighborhood at dusk
>You head out with Sally like mom wants, Sally seeming much happier than when you met her on the doorstep
>As you move along you pass by the park before stopping, getting an idea
>Sally stops and looks back at you as you stare into the park, getting confused
>"What are you looking at?" She asks
>You say that it's time for sparring, she needs to learn some self defense
>Her ears stand straight as her face blushes, knowing what you have in mind
>Taking her by the paw you pull her along and into the park, finding a hidden area surrounded by bushes
>Let her go and turn around, tell her to come at you
>She hesitates but moves herself to throw a shaky punch at you
>You easily use the slow movement to pin her down to her knees, holding it for a few moments before releasing her
>You repeat the process, she tries the same thing and you pin her to the grass instead
>She squirms and whines, not using her strength to try and fight it as much as she could
>You stand up and repeat the process, pinning her harder and for longer each time but without saying anything
>She's getting more and more excited, you're starting to worry about what happens if she snaps

1) Leave it there, she's stronger than you when she has the will
2) Keep going, for great justice. Tease her more verbally.
3) Escalate it more physically

[those bewbs No.]

>>12669099
Alpollo or Alphrodite

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669104
2.
>>12669105
Praise the Sun, Stud.

[those bewbs No.]

clip on the neck
clip on the neck time
reverse frosted rapes time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669104
1

[those bewbs No.]

>>12669106
She needs to have beer and nachos if shes my bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669110
>Beer and nachos with Alpollo, the Fabulous God/dess of the Sun
You sir, are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669104
Spank once for going down so easy all the time, tease her a bit verbally, and then call it a night, and take her home.

[Anonymous No.]

How yandere do you like your monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669118
Not at all. Insanity is not an attractive quality. Sorry, Wonderland girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669118
Obsessive only.
At most, she'd be willing to kill herself if it meant failing to be with me. That's the limit, and even that's an iffy limit.

Pic related is a cute gesture though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669119
Shit tastes. A possessive girl who wants you all to herself is wonderful because it means someone out there actually cares about you in some capacity.

Yandere a best dere because you know their love is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669122
Oh yeah, cute gesture.

Provided I don't get a heart attack from peeking out my window to see a ghastly looking girl standing there, staring at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669125
M-moo?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669104
>You tell her to come at you again, this time she puts a bit more effort into it
>You still managed to get her pinned and down, getting her ass raised over your lap
>You tell her she needs to be punished for doing so poorly
>Any boy could pin her down and do all sorts of things to her
>She's struggling a bit, but too excited to resist too much
>You use your free hand to smack her ass and make her jump with a cute yelp
>And two more times, producing the same effect
>With the task done and you yourself at your limit you let her go and stand up
>Tell her that the sparring is done, help her up on her shaky legs
>Has to cling to you to stabilize herself as her face stays a beet red, with heavy breathing
>You move her along to get out of the park before she slips and takes you down on top of her on accident
>As you get up on your hands and knees you see her staring up at you with wide eyes, red face, and arms up
>Did she plan that or not?
>But she isn't resisting

1) Stand up and resume walking her home
2) Kiss her
3) See what happens if you try to call her on it and tease her more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669127
Fact she doesn't seem to be staring straight-on at me immediately helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669128
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669128
Three. Can't let her get away with anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669128
1. Pet her head as you help her up.

Also, 3 as you're walking back to her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669128
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667879
>Penywise posts a Rusalka update.
S-senpai noticed me!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669128
>You stand the two of you back up again, Sally looking a tad disappointed
>Until you pet her head a bit on the way up
>As you resume helping her walk home and out of the park you decide to tease her some more
>Ask if she planned that little spill
>Was she really that excited by the sparring?
>She looks absolutely embarrassed now, stammering out any words she has
>M-m-maybe. I can't h-help it, I'm a-at my limit." She admits
>So she would have snapped if you had done anything back there
>Close call
>Right?
>The walk back consists of more light teasing and embarrassed responses
>She eventually releases your arm and walks on her own
>You reach her house and take her to the door
>From the sound of the chainsaw inside you guess her father is asleep
>As you wish her goodnight you ask if she's going to be using her prize tonight
>She takes a moment before responding
>"Yes."
>She closes the door quick and locks it, leaving you on her doorstep
>You head off back home quick, you don't want to get caught by a manticore tonight

You guys ready to stay up another hour or two? I know my time zone makes it earlier than you guys, it's only around 2am here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669148
3am for me. Won't be able to stay up at all tomorrow though, early shift Saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669148
I just came home from work dude, but I'm gonna vote for sleeping bareback all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669148
Eh. It's only 4.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon what are you doing? You know you promised to spend time with your nee-san tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669156
No! I hate you, you big bully! You always squeeze and bite my pee-pee!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669153
>>12669154
>>12669155
Alright, I'll keep going

>>12669148

>You wake up early again for more sparring with sister, happy to make it a morning ritual
>She seems to be enjoying it more than usual lately, but pushing you harder
>A good shower fixes it up however, and as the time comes for Gabby to show up the doorbell rings
>Answering it, you smile when you see Gabby standing there in a dress with her hair kept back with a new hair clip
>You tell her she looks cute, and you get a smile in response
>With the greetings out of the way you take her down into the bunker and lock it from inside before heading down to show her what it looks like
>You of course spent some of the week cleaning and making it look nicer
>She shows some interest in the odd structure, having never seen a bunker from the inside before
>You tell her that it's soundproof and point out the snacks on the table, though you hid away the other supplies elsewhere
>You ask her what she wants to do first, you can blast music as much as you like here
>Took down a lot of movies from the collection
>Have your video game systems there too
>She ponders it before asking what you want to do, she isn't sure and is still half asleep
>Isn't she always?

1) Music and dancing
2) Video games
3) Movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669167
1
Let's rub our turgid boner on her vulva and buttocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669167
Let's go in reverse order.
3, 2, 1.

3 to stir her attention with a good action flick.
2 to keep her awake by having her participate in an action game.
Then 1 once she's as awake as she can be.
At which point dancing of the dirtiest variety.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I realized I don't have that picture of a Shark Girl getting scared while watching Jaws saved, anyone have that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669171
>dancing of the dirtiest variety
You mean like Cuban salsa or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669167
2 and then 1

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669167
>She seems to enjoy the video games, so you suggest starting with that
>She puts her overnight backpack beside the couch and sits down while you get it all started up
>You purposely left only action games for Gabby to choose from
>She's still happy to pick from one
>Gets more awake as you play, the drinks are helping as well
>Lunch comes and passes and you switch games several times, Gabby nearly fully awake
>You suggest some music and dancing next
>She says she never really danced before
>That's alright, you're probably not that stable on your feet either
>You put the music on and the both of you get into it, you couldn't talk if you wanted to
>She's somehow fine with her bigger ears
>Eyes wide awake now as things move along
>Only stop for drinks and dinner, before you keep going
>She's full of energy now, likely wouldn't fall asleep to a tranquilizer
>Is almost as manic as a normal mouse girl
>Trying anything while dancing is too hard with how short she is though
>You'll have to shut the music off for her to hear anything too

1) Turn music off, suggest movie next
2) Turn music off, try to get intimate
3) Keep music on, try to get intimate
4) See how energetic she can get by putting thunderwake in her drink

She won't get a hear attack because of Mamano mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669186
1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669186
4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669186
4. Time to walk along the razors edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669186
4 followed by 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669186
I'm only cool with 4 if It's also addictive and also feels really good
Otherwise, go for 3. Leave the music on, no need for words where we're going

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669156
Let me save first, goddamn!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669186
>While she takes a trip to the bunker's bathroom, you take the chance to take out the thunderwake bottle and put one of the dissolvable pills in her drink
>It disappears before she gets back out, you wait for the fun to start
>As Gabby downs the drink to satiate her thirst a half hour later you wait to see the results, hoping it didn't dissolve too much in the soda
>As you two keep dancing she only gets more manic and uncontrolled, climbing on top of things and running about
>It's time, you think, and you catch her to throw her onto the couch and lean over her
>Eyes wide, she sees what you intend to do
>Instead of meekly taking it she springs up with adrenaline enhanced force, knocking you to the floor on your back
>She's already tugging at your belt and pants in a frenzy, having lost control already
>You didn't expect this!

1) Try and regain control
2) Let her take the reigns
3) Try to restrain Gabby, this is getting scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669207
Remember when consoles used to have external memory cards? Nee-san would confiscate it until you satisfied her need for attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669210
1
RAAAAAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669210
2. The limit has been passed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669210
2.
We empowered her.
Let it be so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669210
2 but film her raping us with a cell phone or something in case she forgets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669156

Who are you, and how do you keep getting in my house? If I wake up one more time to see you looming over me I'm getting a restraining order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669221
Hey, I can invite my friends over if I feel like it bro!

[Anonymous No.]

I know I'll be accused of being bitch-kun for this, but the people complaining about the CYOA thing are starting to have a point. I can't be the only one who has to do a lot of scrolling lately. Sometimes a large chunk of the thread seems to be made up from it.

But then I'm probably in the minority here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669230
>no fun allowed
I don't see why it makes a difference to you what you're scrolling through, the threads always have posts to go through. Would you rather it just be
>HORSE PUSSY!
>SNAKE CLOACA!
Three thousand times over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669224

Shut up sis, you washed up loser. You used to be one of the highest demon generals, but now all you do is sit around the house rubbing yourself. Get off your ass, put down the vibrator, and get another job already. The neighbors are talking, you know.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669210
>You couldn't stop her even if you tried
>She's already panting in lust and full of adrenaline
>You unhook the belt for her and the pants fly off, but not before you take out your phone
>She sees it as she's taking your boxers off in a rush before grabbing her own to turn the camera on you
>She throws her dress off to reveal the transparent bra and panties she had worn
>She was expecting things to get serious
>The normally meek Dormouse is going all in
>Her underwear comes off her slim form with equal speed, and you take your shirt off for her while staying pinned on the ground under her
>She's still filming you as she grabs your half-erect member and strokes it vigorously to full mast
>And keeps going, filming you the whole time as the swift motions start to overpower you
>You can't help but shoot out the first load already, it ending up on her nude body as she tapes your face with her camera
>Her hand keeps going to keep you up though, to your mild discomfort
>She can't wait any longer and brings herself up to position herself over it, giving you one last chance to do something about it

1) Make a last ditch effort to put a condom on
2) Try and take charge now
3) Let nature take it's course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669230

You're not wrong. Just hide/filter the initial post and you'll see just how much of the thread is being consumed by them.

Unfortunately, they have a dedicated "NO FUN ALLOWED" strawman just like they did on /a/. So until 4chan staff step in and say something or they get heavily bitched out they wont move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669236
>Transparent Undies
>Filming each other's first times
This. I like this.

3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669234

>no fun allowed
I knew I'd get that.
Point is, you guys are having fun and that's great. But when a vast majority of the thread seems to be a CYOA and votes then it might just be going a bit too far.
I'm just throwing it out there. I'm not being a faggot and reporting anyone, it's just my own two cents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669236
3 obviously

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669240
I can start using strawpoll for votes, that should cut down on posts.
I only do it because others are enjoying it, I ask every time before I start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669240
Doesn't hiding posts hide the whole chain that starts from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669245
Problem solved, but the bitching will continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669245

You really don't need to change on my part, I was just really raising a point/opinion in all this. I'm clearly the minority here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12668673
One who values his independence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669230
>Bitch-kun
Nah. If you were him, you'd state your opinion as fact, and claim that you were the majority no matter what.

Anyway, the way I see it, the thread moves at a consistent rate, no matter the subject matter. If people are participating and voting on a CYOA, rather than talking about other things, it seems to just prove that the majority of people like and want it around.
>inb4 "The rest are just ignoring the whole thread till it goes away!"
Not saying you'll say it, but odds are somebody might.

>>12669245
>Strawpoll votes
Works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669230
> I can't be the only one who has to do a lot of scrolling lately.

Are you really complaining about scrolling in threads that commonly have over 3,000 replies?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669236

>Like hell you're going to stop this
>She brings herself down on you a bit slower than you expect, but it's still fast
>Doesn't even seem to care about the cherry popping
>Her face is full of unrestrained love and lust as she slaps her hips down into you
>Her tight, hot depths are helped along by the copious fluids she's producing but you're surely stretching her still
>Gabby hardly cares, and just tries to keep the phone steady as she uses you as she likes in a clumsy, amateurish way
>You last for a while longer this time due to the first shot but soon your climax hits again
>She slams down and gives you a moment of peace despite the blaring metal music around you as you cum deep inside of her
>Her body milking you of everything you've got
>When you finish she starts up again without waiting for you to recover, tight depths torturing your oversensitive member
>She leans down and gives you a long kiss, making sure to film it before getting back up and adjusting position to slam down into your hips with surprising force for someone half your size
>Your reactions only spur her actions along further, and she isn't slowing down despite her heavy breathing
>You let out more shots right inside of her as your hips get messier and messier, but she isn't stopping even after a couple of hours of the non-stop sex
>You somehow can't stop either, your member refusing to go soft
>The next six hours go by in a blur, and when you finally wake up the music has stopped on it's own and everything is eerily quiet
>Your hips hurt a bit and your body aches
>Not as much as your overused item
>Gabby is laying on top of you, sleeping in exhaustion now
>That was much more than you expected from this date
>Much much more

Options now in strawpoll to avoid alienating people TOO much
http://strawpoll.me/2942825

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669266
>no option to fuck her again as she sleeps
Sleeping bareback when ffs?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669267
After you recover from 6+ hours of non-stop sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669266
How long do you plan to give people to vote each time before you tally the results and start writing the next post?

Also holy shit that was hot as fuck. Is fuck. Metal. Something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669266
>Fell asleep still locked at the genitals.
Now THAT'S what I like to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669212
Would she hide it in her cleavage and tease me with it?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669271
I usually like to wait at least ten minutes suppose I should use that vote checking thing next time I guess

>>12669266

>You untangle yourself from Gabby as best as you can before getting some of the towels you prepared last time
>Cleaning up doesn't take too long, and you put Gabby in bed once she's nice and clean
>Is mumbling something in her sleep but you can't understand it
>Once everything is clean you pick up the phones and set them aside, before looking at your own
>As you sit on the bed you check the footage to see if you missed anything
>Later on she had used her tail to squeeze the base of your shaft while riding it, explains why that was rather wet and sticky
>Besides that it's just more riding, pounding, and kissing on Gabby's command
>Your member aches in complaint as watching doesn't help it, and you decide it's about time to sleep yourself
>Setting your phone by hers you turn the lights off and slip into bed with Gabby, hugging her tight against you as you too nod off to sleep

Seems like a good place to stop for tonight, but no sense ending it here
There is more to do before I can call it finished

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669285
Sounds good.

I'm just saddened I won't be able to stay up tomorrow night to see where things go from here. Blast it all.

G'night anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669285
Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>You get a text from a friend that excitably tells you to come over and see him right away
>this guy has been your best friend since you were starting school, so you hurry on over to see what he wants
>whatever it is, it must be urgent
>you get to his house and knock on the door
>It opens, and the sexiest succubus you've ever seen opens the door
>this must be what it was all about, he wanted you to meet his new girlfriend
>"A-anon... p-please, come in!" She stammers, while staring at you awkwardly.
>Uh, is she drooling?
>You apprehensively follow her into the living room, expecting to see your friend sitting on the couch. But no ones there
>Suddenly, the succubus lunges at you and gives the most passionate, violent kiss you've ever had
>You break away staggering back in surprise, heart racing
>She's just standing there and panting like she's out of breath, eyes greedily drinking you in all over
>Blushing, (you were never good with succubi) you ask where your friend is
>"I'm right here, Anon!" She beams, staring at you like a starving lion stares at it's prey
>Oh god
>You never saw it coming, he gave no signs of having these sort of feelings for you
>Well, there was the odd exception - His George Clooney posters, that trip you both took to San Francisco, the way he insisted you showed together to "save water", that time he kissed you at football practice...
>but other than those cryptic hints you had no way of knowing
>Your friend is an Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669291
Oh no, my bromance is ruined!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12666949
Fuck if I know.

>Monster Kindergarten
>Wurm and Sandworm are still absent
>Pharaoh and hey Anubis lackey try once more to take control of the sandbox
>Through some miracle, they succeed
>They begin gathering grunts with candy to make a sandthrone
>In no time at all, they finish it
>Pharaoh sits upon her new throne, and begins looking down on everyone
>However, Ophy and her friend begin pelting Pharaoh and Anubis with dodgeballs, causing the throne to fall apart and sending the two running

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669297
BOMBARDMENT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669297
Would the Anubis like it if I made her a little mini-throne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669303
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669297

Ah, Kindergarten. Where the monsters don't know what rape is and just think they like Timmy as a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669308
It's simple and warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669304
And so I shall then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669311
Better hurry, before Pharaoh begins her little war campaign and tries to take over the sandbox AND the water fountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669312
But the water fountain is where Ryuu hangs out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669314
Quite, and once she takes over that she'll move onto the slide. Once most of the playground is under her control, she'll target the sandbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669312
I'll build it in a nice corner of the sandbox, so she has a place to sit where other kids won't smash it, and she can relax after Pharaoh's plans fail and she's left to put up with the fallout.

And I'll give her a fo-...paw, massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669291
>George Clooney
>not Ryan Gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669318
You're better off playing tag or foursquare than going with the massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669291
>Shower together to 'save water'
>Time he kissed you at football practice.
>Trip to San Fran together.
>Cryptic.
Hue hue hue. Such a dense anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669325
>Then there was that time he took me to that club full of men
>The music was good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669323
But the point is to relax!

Then again, I vaguely recall such activities being strangely relaxing as a child.

And now I feel old, worn out, and lazy. And I'm only in my 20s. I know Naruto gets a lot of hate everywhere, but I should try and take an example from Lee and Guy. Fucking YOUTH everywhere. Activity. Feel the burn till you're grinning like an idiot all day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669333
There are better examples than naruto characters, but yes, try being more optimistic.
>Ryu is playing at the water fountain
>Well, not so much playing so much as she's wrapped around it and looking at everyone from it
>Pharaoh and Anubis come up to start their campaign
>Ryu begins freaking out, and in desperation puts one of her claws into the fountain's spout and sprays water at the two of them when she turns it on
>They retreat, and continue plotting in the corner with their Legos and eating cookies that Anubis' mother made for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669339
Eh, probably. It's just on my mind because of the ending and such.

Anyway. What kind of cookies did Anubis' mother make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669342
Sugar cookies
Because lilAnubis is so sweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669342
Either classical chocolate chip, or oatmeal chocolate chip.
Good god, oatmeal cookies are addictive, especially when they just come out of the oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669344
>"And for my cute little sugary sweet girl, I've made a batch of sugar cookies!"
>"M-MOM! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669344
>>12669348
Oh my, what's this? I'm dying from diabetes because of all this cute? Damn.

>>12669345
I like oatmeal chocolate chip cookies crispy. Soft is good, but I prefer crispy. Soft can be too chewy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669352
I like them crispy as well.
>Anubis' mother keeps calling her daughter embarrassing names in front of her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669348
>"And look, honey! I've made some of them into lego shapes because I know my sweet little pumpkin loves them~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>werewolf can't stop instinctively chasing thrown balls or sticks
>everyone knows that and ensure that she's constantly sprinting everywhere
>the ball goes over the fence and starts bouncing down a hill into the distance
>werewolf clears the fence easily and chases it into the horizon
>no one breathes a word about this because they don't want to get in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669361
>She also likes howling for her mother when she's lonely

[Anonymous No.]

Hello class, and today we're learning about sex!

"Miss, we learn about that everyday. Can't we learn something different for once?"

"Oh, it looks like I have a volunteer!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669368
>"Today, specifically, we'll be learning about pet-play!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669361

>She keeps bringing Timmy sticks and random toys all day
>she hates werecat and is constantly bullying her so she can look tough in front of Timmy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669366
>>She also likes howling for her mother when she's lonely
>likes
No way man, it's like crying for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669376
Oh yeah, you're right.
>She likes following Timmy around
>Where he goes, she goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669368

>"Now, can anyone tell me what - THIS - is?"
>miss is holding a strap on, a huge grin on her face
>anon starts sweating, and she notices
>"Anon! You look like you know~"
>"I-I'm feeling a little ill, miss. Can I go to the nurses office?"
>"Of course you can. Right after this little demonstration..."
>Anon wimpers whilst the monstergirl majority of the class giggle and whisper to each other excitably
>A solitary special needs Wurm sits at the back
>"A is for ASSRAPE!"

[Anonymous No.]

You Fucking Whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669382
>Alphabet Wurm
>Special needs
No, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669387

All Wurms are special needs. Except for that quantum physicist Wurm, but she's probably a special case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669386
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669388
No they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669386
I would prostitute myself to monster girls. I admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669297
better hope there isn't a jhen mohran girl lurking in the sandbox as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669382
Well, today, bitches die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669382
>Implying this is an actual institution
Please stop. The premise of this is stupid and it's triggering flashbacks of that one doujin where That kid got turned into a cumdump for a bunch of futas I mean really, in today's day and age, no parent is gonna look over the forms to get their kid admitted into school and ticks the box "I am alright with the teacher plumbing my son's depths with a giant strapon, turning him into a little bitch infront of the rest of the class."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669393
As is one could HIDE there, they're enormous.
Not as big as a Raviente, but still big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669386
There's nothing wrong with slutting it up for monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669395
Not only that, he's using the Wurms are retarded stereotype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669389
I'm gonna ass to mouth that Kikimora so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669382
>strapon abuse
This is disgusting. Pegging should only be done consensually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669389
>>12669392
The guys in the Gabby CYOA. I had been trying to get laid for a good while now. I wasn't here for the one last night because reasons, and now there's with the catgirl, and fucked Gabby. Fuck you guys. The next time someone posts NTR, they're gonna have my full support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669395

Not him, but pretty much all the greentexts here are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669406
Bitch-kun please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669404
>Pegging should not be done at all

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669405
What? I haven't been reading it so I don't know what you're talking about.
Say it again in a language I can understand. Depending on your answer, I may have to agree with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669405
*fire play with the cat girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669406
Not all of them are as pointlessly bad as that one though. It's almost like it's reverse trolling or something.
>I Dislike succusluts
>So I'll post a really bad greentext about succusluts being succusluts in order to convince people that all succusluts are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669405
I don't even know what are you talking about because I'm not following the CYOA but
>The next time someone posts NTR, they're gonna have my full support
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669402

Would you force to to watch every Adam Sandler movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669414
A few of them were actually good, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669410
They're slutting it up with the nekomata childhood friend. They also fucked Gabby last night. Before that, they went after the MC's sister. They're all a bunch of whores and hypocrites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669416
So they're manwhores? Was the MC actually in a committed relationship with any of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669413
No, fuck you. What the fuck are you gonna do about it? No one can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669407
I like the greentexts here faggot. Your habit of calling anyone who says something you don't like bitch kun is getting pointless. Bitch accuser kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669418
Other than a mod/Janet when you cause enough of a disturbance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669417
Gabby, the mousegirl, she's been our girlfriend for some time now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669421
And we drugged her, after which she impaled herself on our cock for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669420
>what is dynamic IP

Eat my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669422
Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669422
What the fuck are you people doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669421
So we HAVE been NTRing? Wow, talk about hypocritical.

>>12669423
Wow, you're such a big-shot badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669419

The "bitch-kun" accusations really are getting as annoying as the actual complaints. Wasn't it all started by commercial-kun when someone said they didn't like his commercials? Now that's being a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669428
>annoying as the actual complaints
They're nowhere near as bad as the complaints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669421
>>12669422
Well, now I'm glad that I'm not following that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669426
>>12669432
We also filmed it.
Hey, don't blame me, I wanted us to sleeping rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go on adventures with a classy lady thief catgirl?

Although I suppose she'd technically be a cat burglar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669426
>>12669432
He's explaining it like a faggot. We didn't "drug" her in the sense of loading her up on ecstasy or anything. Just dropped a few anti-sleeping pills into her drink so that she doesn't nod off halfway through her first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669428
>Wasn't it all started by commercial-kun when someone said they didn't like his commercials?

You are correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669437
I'd push her into a tub of frying batter and leave the cops a tip because of the pun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669437
Sure, would she be a mentor as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669439
Did it really start there? Or did it start even earlier than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669438
>so that she doesn't nod off halfway
She was hopped out of her mind on speed, man. Remember the part where she was jumping on the walls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669439

That's pretty retarded. Especially when he admitted that many of them are rushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669445
>What is hyperbole
Besides, what do you think would happen when you deprive a dormouse of sleep? That's like depriving an unsealed Ushi oni of orgasms and semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669448
Or depriving a loli Anubis legos and sugar cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669444
Some guy was complaining constantly about commercial anon. Some other guy started calling him bitch kun. Now anyone who complains about anything gets called that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669454
You'd think that would discourage them from complaining about every little thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669439
Oh fuck me, >>12669446 see >>12669454

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669442

Don't get so catty
And hurting her? Doesn't the thought of hurting a pretty lady at least give you paws?
She could help you become a master thief if you stuck with her, and help you get your skills up to scratch
Someday, you'll be almost on par with her skills, and beat each other in your jobs as rivals by a whisker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669457
Don't get ahead of yourself meow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669457
You act like being pushed into a tub of batter is a catastrophe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669459

That pun was purrfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669462
You're the Cat's Pajamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669460

I'm sure you aren't allowed to hurt your business partners and get away with it. There's going to be some kind of claws in your contract about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669468

We should stop. I don't want to litter the thread with these

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669468
I don't know how she would be feline after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669470

She might be angry. I suggest you turn tail and flea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669468
Are you calling me a rat?
Now now, lets not turn this into a game of cat and mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669477

We should stop this infighting. We don't want to get collared by the police, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>400 new replies
>200 of them are meaningless numbers.

If you're going to follow the number system you might as well use strawpoll and avoid bloating the thread.

At the very least finish it with "What do you do?" so that the replies are text with the possibility of new ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, you're in Kindergarten once more.
Do you play in the corner with Pharaoh and Anubis while eating sugar cookies?
Do you play dodgeball with Ohpy, Ryu, Wyvern, Girtablilu, and the new Werewolf?
Do you play your gameboy with Minotaur and Dullahan?
Do you sit atop the slide with Lich, reading books and not letting anyone else use it?
Do you hug the Echidna teacher?
Do you forcibly buy icecream for the Dark Elf and P'Ork?
Or do you just play on the swing with the Holst and her busbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669448

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669487

I study with Lich, but really I'm hiding a comic in that complicated looking book. I think I'm getting away with it.

But she knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669487
>Do you hug the Echidna teacher?
Gonna cling to her all day, like always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669455
>poeple on the internet in charge of not being retarded

Whoever achieved that would become richer than God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669492
You're gonna make her extremely happy when you're old enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669487
Play dodgeball and team up with my future wife, the Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669495
>implying she isn't /ss/'ing all the shotas to death
>that's why there's so few boys in the group, they're in her basement
http://exhentai.org/g/497206/49bca216cd/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669505
>future wife
Better be prepared for a big, happy, and warm wedding.
>Crybaby Wyvern is one of the Bride's Maids
>She cries when watching Ryu and her husband kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669506
No. You will not ruin her sweet image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669506
I'm pretty sure it's written somewhere that a monstergirl's maternal instincts will always override her rape instincts and she'll loving raise any human boys they find until they reach a golden age of perfect consensual rape and handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669118
Yandere enough to murder trifling sluts but not enough to murder my sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669506
Auntie Echy isn't like that, you monster. She's going to be my auntie / childhood crush until I grow up and deflower her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669517
>I'm pretty sure it's written somewhere
MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669522
And then you marry her, and live a cozy life together and have 8 kids: An Echidna, Mermaid, Manticore, Salamander, Wyvern, Lamia, Harpy, and Scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669517
>monster girl raises you into her perfect husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669487

>Implying dodgeball with werewolf isn't her running around with the ball and dodging anyone trying to take it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669325
>>12669291
This brings back fond memories of football practice. Gay shit all the time in the locker room and showers. No homo tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669541
It can be that way if you wish it to be. Just close your eyes, and imagine it. Don't actually close your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669438
>>12669445
Would it be unethical to use mamono incense without telling somebody as opposed to traditional date rape drugs?
>[Silent Love]
>Contrary to the name “silent”, this room-filling, sensuous, and passionate fragrance makes the bodies of the man and woman intertwined in the room burn from within and heat up. Stirred by the passionate fragrance, the two will seek one another's bodies, frantically indulging, and without the composure to speak, they will lose language. Then, only wet noises and moaning remains, adding to the obscene atmosphere. Having sex under the effects of the fragrance that's so passionate it causes them to sweat even though they aren't hot is likely to fully satisfy the bestial lust of monsters. It's recommended for monsters who want to spend a passionate, indulgent night of sucking one another's bodies dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669548
Yes. All sorts of mind-altering that leads to sex somone wouldn't otherwise want is rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669548

Is that an actual KC thing? That guy has made almost everything in that universe turbo rape fuel. How the Order have survived this long remains a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

>Daddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669533
There's a manga like that. Not involving monster girls, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669560
She doesn't raise him, though, she just sends him off to pick up girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669548
Wouldn't that get everybody in the vicinity fucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669564
She's using the other girls to groom him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669553
Yes from world guide 2. I like this one, you could have gentle loving sex in the missionary position with an Ushi-oni.
>[Stoic Love]

>A cool, refreshing fragrance that fills the room with a calm atmosphere. Monsters that easily lose their senses can stay calm and maintain rational thought even while happily enjoying pleasure with their beloved husband. Instead of just going wild like a beast, they can have sex while tasting, enjoying, and understanding pleasure. Even though it calms people down, it doesn't grant resistance to temptation and pleasure. If tempted, they would end up clearly understanding how aroused, attracted, and eager they are for sex. By having calm feelings even towards pleasure and maintaining the capacity for thought, one can distinguish pleasure more strongly than usual. The power of a monster's affection for a man and happiness during sex are more sharply distinguished. With the aid of this fragrance, the sort of monsters that pretend not to realize their own feelings and those that won't be honest with themselves can distinctly realize how much they love their male partners and how badly they want to have sex with them.

>No matter what, this fragrance is for “calmly enjoying sex and pleasure.” It was devised so that monsters could calmly and accurately perform sexual techniques on their husband even while experiencing mind blowing pleasure. Previously, a unit of the Order misinterpreted that and tried to use the herb, but what resulted should remain unspoken. It's recommended for those who don't want to slip up from being distracted by their own pleasure while servicing their husband, those who want to burn their husband's face and body into their eyes during sex, and ladies who want to calmly have adult sex with their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669533
>Prince Maker 2 to be banned?
>The classic MGSoft title has come under scrutiny from Mannist activists
>The game famously allows you to send your non blood-related sonnu to work in an assless chaps bar at 10
>The unnamed, much older Monster Woman protagonist can even marry her defenseless ward once he becomes old enough
>"This is an outrage," fumes Mannist activist Johnny Johnson from his secret bunker. "Young Monster Girls around the world are being taught that human boys are like toys that they can abuse or groom in any way they wish!"
>"Mr. Johnson can come show me his Mr. Johnson any time~ We would love to discuss this subject personally," MGSoft PR spokeswoman Sue Cubutte responds, licking her lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669554

Hmm? What's the matter, dear?

[Anonymous No.]

How amazing would it feel to be engulfed in a slime? That pleasant cool feeling everywhere, the sensation of sucking, tickling and kneading all over your body. Like hundreds of fingers and tongues all working in unison to tease your entire body and drive you mad with lust. You'd try to kiss her on impulse, and have a semi liquid tongue slip in between your lips and probe around your mouth in response. You'd try to wrestle her tongue with your own, but your tongue slides into hers with almost no resistance. You'd feel as if there are several tongues in your mouth at this point, licking and tasting your own all over.
You'd pull your head away, and a trail of the slime would be hanging between your lips and hers, like a saliva thread. You're completely stuck in this wonderful ooze, and you don't even care. Why would you want to escape this?

Yes, slimes would probably feel amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669577
>Mannist

It's Men's Rights Activist, or MRA

or at least call it Masculist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669577

That vanilla stuff is still popular? I prefer HandHoldLay 3. The attention to detail is amazing, the hands look so realistic now.
The only problem is that when the lights go out the game still looks like Doom 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669594
Shh, don't let the humans know about the hard stuff! Just let them get all buttfrustrated over old softcore shit. My fave is Sealed Room Impregnation 2, where you can mindbreak a young human boy in all sorts of ways. You can take his virginity with an onahole or any orifice. You can even make him take the lead once his mind is broken enough~ You have to be a little careful, though, if you go too far he might become a mindless cumpump. I mean, you can still fuck him, but it's kinda creepy how aggressive he turns.

[Anonymous No.]

>the Order thought using a Mamono sex drug on the monsters would be a good idea

This is why they never win.

That said, Stoic Love sounds like one of the nicer drugs in that world. I'd have loads of it about just for when my MG captor/rapist got frisky/full moon. Rather a gentle, romantic lovemaking session than a screaming pelviceration.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

soon.

Another campaign is starting with MM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669642
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669642
Nice.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12669646
Do you think you would like a reader participation event if one was held?

What goods do you want?

And again:
Which scene would you not want to see removed in an anime?

[Anonymous No.]

dead thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669715
There are still spams.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nuclear Radiation > Mamono Mana

Would this work? Magic interacts with the physical realm at a molecular level it seems; so would the magic be undone if the molecules it was effecting were torn to shreds and thrown away at the speed of light? Can Magic effect Radiation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669719
So what you're saying is, if we Chernobyl'd an area with MG's, would that undo their magical capabilities and render them moot, if not kill them due to the radiation poisoning and their magical defences being broken?
Isn't that kind of cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669745
>Isn't that kind of cruel?
No mercy for monsters. How else would you deal with a massive matango infestation or a town held by a dark matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669719
Stop. Just stop before you go full Methods of Rationality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669750
But gassing a MG establishment with radiation? Isn't that kind of wrong? I mean, yeah, some MG's are kind of indestructible and might need to be eliminated with higher up weapons and equipment, but gassing? That's just a low you just don't want go go, my friend.
It's like Colony dropping, or Colony gassing in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669745

Would you?

http://i.imgur.com/sznCr4L.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669719
Wouldn't radiating MGs make the situation even worse, be it them getting larger or extra limbs and such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669719

You're looking at it wrong. Magic is handwaved energy from nowhere that causes a measurable effect. This can be done at almost every level depending on the level of knowledge of the user of matter itself.

Like who's to say there's not x-ray wizards that magic electrons into higher orbits and then direct the resulting energy of when they collapse back through a rudimentary wave guide into a monster annihilator beam?

The strong and weak nuclear forces are just as natural as anything else.

What makes nuclear munitions effective against monsters is the sheer amount of forces involved.

Cobolt-seeded munitions would just give them supercancer and radsickness at best and mutate them into setochian horrors at worst. Whatever survives would be even nastier than what you started with. Neutron would be pretty effective though or even modern cleaner warheads.

No reason to go all "Make this land unihabitable for 400 years" on a place when there's literally tens of thousands of more advanced warheads just waiting to be called on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669745
What if Nuclear Radiation cleaned up whatever corruption tainted the land...

Purification by Thermonuclear Annihilation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669784
>Natural radiation sources of radon and uranium in the mountains provide the last safe havens for mankind

Everything's going purple. Oh no! I'M HAVING A BATTLEFIELD EARTH FLASHBACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669784
But then what? You cleanse an area of demonic corruption, but now the area has Nuclear radiation growing rampant in the area
You fixed the problem by making an even bigger problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669791
Neutron Bombs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669781
Because we had to destroy the planet to save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669791
>radiation growing
That's not how radiation works.

That reminds me. What if alpha radiation works too? You could throw a cup of coffee on the demon lord and render her weak as a kitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669760
This. Pls no war crimes against monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669794
>alpha radiation
>effective at anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669792
You're not thinking rationally here, anon. Picture this: A big city, like New York or something, gets corrupted by Demonic Energy or something.
How do you fix the problem without turning the place into a second Marianas's Trench?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669796
Mass raping of a civilian population is a war crime. Fuck em. And not in the good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669801
But gassing? What's next, White Phosphorus? Axis dropping? Colony Laser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669806
Whatever it takes to remove mushroom scum. And all the other horrible types of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669799

Neutron would do the trick though. Just use a lot. Not that New York is worth saving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669806
>White Phosphorus on Kitsunes
Oh god the smell of burning hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669806

You seriously think most armies would give a fuck? There's people with 80 year old stockpiles just waiting to go "Not human, rules don't apply."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669808
All you need is a little butter and garlic and mushrooms are typically rendered delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669809
It was an example. I'm not even American. I could care less about York.

>>12669813
These are lives we're talking about. It doesn't matter if they're human or not, they still have lives. You think everyone would be OK with a mass murder, a mass extinction of a race? You're too trigger happy to think about the repercussions of what would happen if this was to actually happen.
I mean, I'll agree that maybe some MG should just not do what they do, but you could eliminate them by other means. Put them somewhere else, hell, even do peaceful relations if you even can. But a mass extinction? Gassing? Torch and burn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669291
>George Clooney
>not Channing Tatum, or pre-80s Sean Connery

Even as a literal knobgobbler, his taste sucks dick.

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>>12669799
Again, Neutron bombs
>All high yield (more than ~10 kiloton) "neutron bombs", such as the extreme example of a device that derived 97% of its energy from fusion, the 50 megaton Tsar Bomba, are not able to radiate sufficient neutrons beyond their lethal blast range when detonated as a surface burst or low altitude air burst and so are no longer classified as neutron bombs, thus limiting the yield of neutron bombs to a maximum of about 10 kilotons. The intense pulse of high-energy neutrons generated by a neutron bomb are the principal killing mechanism, not the fallout, heat or blast.

>The inventor of the neutron bomb, Samuel Cohen, criticized the description of the W70 as a "neutron bomb" since it could be configured to yield 100 kilotons:

>"the W-70 ... is not even remotely a "neutron bomb." Instead of being the type of weapon that, in the popular mind, "kills people and spares buildings" it is one that both kills and physically destroys on a massive scale. The W-70 is not a discriminate weapon, like the neutron bomb—which, incidentally, should be considered a weapon that "kills enemy personnel while sparing the physical fabric of the attacked populace, and even the populace too."

This is how we will save Lescatie

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>>12669824

And you don't know shit about how people operate when humans as a whole are threatened. Have you seen any of the species like the primary screwworm or similar pests that we've had full on wars of extermination against for almost a hundred years? Or the human fly or the human flea?

Or how many people on earth still just can't wait to wipe all of an ancient enemy off the earth?

Matangos and similar creatures would be deliberately targeted for extinction by any means necessary.

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>>12669824
>not gassing the monsters
Why would humans treat monsters any better than we treat each other when shit gets serious?

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>>12669839
Anon, I said I was sort of fine with Matango elimination. I mean, you could knock yourself out with those. Just do it quick.
I meant like other MG's. You know, the ones that you could probably talk to and get a peace treaty going?
Either way, whatever happens there's going to be a very lengthy war.

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>>12669843
Because he thinks the whole world is NATO. The Russians, Chinese, Indians and everyone else would be gassing and burning like it was going out of style. And even the giants of the west would break out their stuff if it got bad enough.

Hell, mushroom people alone would simple be catagorized as what they are, a terminal fungal infection of humans and they'd break out agricultural fungicides in industrial quantity to kill the fuck out of them with sprayers. TFW Roundup is the cure for Matango.

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>>12669853
I think that a lot of humans would just defect to the monster side if we were talking shit like Kitsunes and Succusluts. I know I would. Those 200 million permavirgins in China? Gone in a flash.

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>>12669859
A lot is an understatement. There would be a whole rebel alliance if an MG war was to ever break out

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>>12669868
I'd defect day 1. Just waltz into a monster girl encampment and ask if they can direct me to the nearest Ushi-Oni or Kikimora.

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>>12669878
>Dark Lord! There's a flood of humans at the gates!
>Ah, their army is finally here!
>No, no, they say they want to marry us.

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>>12669811
>noseless guy from samurai jack.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>Not siding with the monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, Monstergirl City isn't safe anymore. The occasional ushi-oni dragging you into an alleyway? Try having that happen on a daily basis, 3-4 times a day. No one's seen the paladins in weeks, and I keep hearing the police are denying murder-rape cases. I need to get out of here, before I'm next.

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>>12669878
>The most one sided and apathetic war man-kind has ever faced
>No one even bothers to leave their home
>Monstergirls bust down the door "All you're sperm are belong to us"
>Dudes look at eachother and shrug, "Well okay."

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>>12669878
>I'd defect day 1
Same here.

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>>12669895
>Killing your food-source en mass.
Stupid. Are you the guy who wrote the plot for Shiki by any chance?

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>>12669859

Best case scenario, the entire population of monsterworld is around 300,000,000 including humans. Tear off about three quarters for humans, and that's 75,000,000 monsters. Take off about another 1/3 for those too young to fight and that's about 50,000,000. That's not even breaking them down by country or into armies because obviously their world is not going to be able to unite in full due to the communication they lack that we have.

That's still a lot of monsters, but nothing that would draw out a war with their tech.

We all know that they're get the old Indian deal though. Army steamrolls into their world and forces talks from a superior position; suddenly it's full of oil wells, timber companies, mining companies, commercial fisheries, and everything else. And all they have to do is hand over relatively worthless human husbands by the truckload.

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>>12669891
I'd fight a monstergirl while I had a chance. Whoever bests me will make me her husband anyway, so we get dat tasty battlefield bond.

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>>12669896
>We are the MG
>Open your doors and surrender your penises
>We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own
>Your culture will adapt to service us
>Resistance is futile

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>>12669878

Depends, if they want to be civilized then yes, but if they want to treat us like livestock the fuck'em

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>>12669903
I don't get it either, man. They said we would be safe as long as we gave the dick, next thing I know I hear about johnnies ending up in tubs of ice without their livers.

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>>12669914
That's what you get for trusting filthy foxes. The only good canid is the noble wolf.

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>>12669896
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a moan.

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>>12669917
You can have your smelly dumb wolves, raccoon dogs are clearly the superior canids.

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>>12669917
It ain't all the foxes. Inaris and whatnot are fine, it's when some 'hos came into town did shit start turning south.

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>>12669917
>>12669925
And so began the great fluff war

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>>12669917
Canid a shit, I'd rather a feline.

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>>12669913

Yeah that'd be my stance on it too.

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>>12669895
>>12669903
>>12669914
>>12669917
>>12669926
Listen here. Foxes are the ones going Whitechapel in the MGC, but it isn't ALL of them. If you're still in town, this is what you do:

DRINK. Kumihos hate alcohol, and if you reek of the stuff you can guarantee your liver will stay in your belly. For those of you who are still banging foxes, watch her diet. Fried Tofu is loved by most, but 'hos will give themselves away by eating meat, mostly liver products. Foxes love their alcohol, 'hos DON'T.

A bottle a day keeps the 'hos away, anons. Drink, because it might save your life.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about war and imprisonment and prejudice. That's so... not chill.

Getting comfy with your waifu is where it's at, maaaaang. What's the point of fighting?

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>>12669937
Canids have bears, seals, wolves, raccoon dogs, wolverines, badgers, skunks, otters, ferrets and foxes. Felids have cats, mongooses, civets and hyenas.

It's clear that canids are better.

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>>12669945
Fuck that. I don't drink and I won't start now.

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>>12669910
>300,000,000 beating the combined might of 7,000,000,000

>>12669913
>>12669938
Same here.

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>>12669954
Cut your hair and get a job hippie!

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>>12669957
>>300,000,000 beating the combined might of 7,000,000,000

>Not actually reading the post where I said the exact opposite.

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>>12669954
Fucking Yeti Yuppies
>>12669957
It wouldn't only be numbers. As far as I know, Monstergrills still use sword and shield antics, which in an age of thousands-of-rounds-a-minute machine guns and intercontinental bombers won't fly.
>But Oni/Ushi Oni/Monster Girl can withstand bullets!
Then we up the anty. I'm sure 105mm AP tank rounds should at least cause brain trauma from the blast.
>But as soon as humans step foot in Demon land, they'll turn incubus!
Then that's were the Nuclear Purification comes in I guess. Would Demon Mana get through MOPP 5 gear?

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>>12669963
>Yuppies
I think you mean hippies. Yuppies are something totally different.

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>>12669945
What about smoking?

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>>12669963

>Nuclear Purification

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>>12669963
Truth is that the vast majority of monsters don't stand a chance in a standup fight against a modern army. It all comes down to the the big boys.

How powerful are the demon lord and her children and the allied monster gods really? They own their home turf but can they take a fusion warhead to the face? Does that magic bullshit carry over to this world? Is there anything over here that would fight them on similar ground? Those answers decide who wins or if it's a stalemate.

Regular old ground battles would just be humans mopping the floor with them.

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>>12669968
Needs to affect the liver.

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>>12669979
I think I'll just out a bomb in my liver.

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>>12669979
>>12669981

Just eating a bunch of delicious greasy food will clog up your liver too. But that causes it to swell up and get fatty too so they may actually like that like foie gras.

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>>12669487
Anubis. Always.

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>>12669976
More questions for KC to fuck up.

My headcannon tells me that if the Demon lord and her buds know about how a Nuclear bomb works and can quickly develop and learn some Atomic magic, they could handle a nuke. But if no one spills the beans about the whole thing, they'd be unable to stop it because they simply wouldn't know how to.

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>>12669986
You'll make a fine throne one day.

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>>12669487
Play house with Kikimora.

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>>12669992
this

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>>12669989
>More questions for KC to fuck up.
Yes, I'm sure cratering to your military wank fantasies instead of just the regular ones is high on his list.

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>>12669989

Nukes aren't hardly any different than any other kind of explosive in the result department. There's a reason their power is described in equivalent tons of TnT. It's the pure magnitudes of order difference in forces.

A nuke would hit a magical shield like anything else. Just the difference if they're used to an arrow or lightning bolt would be the difference between somebody hitting you with a feather vs. hitting you with a sledgehammer.

It's about overwhelming them with pure yield, not using something they've never encountered. If the second was the case, you could kill them all with regular old snipers at five bucks a bullet.

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>>12669990
Why thank you!

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>>12669963
>muh freedums
>muh guns
>muh soldiers
All it takes is one pussy for a man to surrender his dick and arms. It's an exponential rate from there, one pussy gets one man, one man gets one gun and however many bullets, however many bullets kills however many men. the entirety of greece went to war for one pussy, you don't think a few hundred thousand could upheave human society as we know it? WW2 would have gone way different if the jews were forced to fuck succubi pussy all day. It wouldn't have even happened.
>What's that? Hitler-chan is rounding up the jews and sending them to concentration camps?
>Oh, semen concentration camps? Lucky bastards.

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>>12670008
>Pulling this and not taking into consideration how loathe the monsters would be to kill men.
>Implying the monsters wouldn't revolt against the demon lord and come over to this side and spill their guts of information for a husbando

This side has the numbers advantage to even be able to offer every monster defector a husband, even if they're pulled from political prisons.

And people here are much more ruthless in war on top of that.

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>>12670008
>All it takes is one pussy for a man to surrender his dick and arms

This is what thrirstyfags actually believe. And that war over one pussy? That was men following orders in the era of divine authority of kings. Things being what they are today, you really think anyone's gonna die "because I told you to?"

[Anonymous No.]

Oh goodie, we /k/ again.

And here I was afraid there'd be a day where we didn't go straight into MGU-tier faggotry.

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>>12670016
>not taking into consideration how loathe the monsters would be to kill men.
You think the demon lord feels any different? Clearly if there's war, it's as a last resort. and I'm not so sure you're factoring in all the OP shit that MGE has. Like Dark Matter. They can turn entire realms into fuckpuddles overnight. What even is the range of a realm, by the way? Is it a distance thing or does it work by country boundaries? Slip a high-ranked succubus spy into 'murrikah, and she can easily enslave enough men to smuggle a dark matter in.
>>12670018
>What is Islam
Take the same base fundements but replace allah with pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Your carnivorous daughteru/waifu refuses to eat her veggies even though MGC doctors agree they're an important part of a well-balanced diet. Especially for things like fiber.

How would you get them to eat?

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>>12670031
The entry only says "land" So I assume that without some holy barrier, a Dark matter's corruption could potentially eclipse an entire landmass.

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>>12670033
If she's canivorous why would she need to eat vegetables.

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>>12670031
They can turn entire medieval-tier citystates of 15-20,000 people at once. That's a lot in their little corner, but it's nothing in the grand scheme of things. And again, it doesn't matter shit if these questions are unanswered.
>>12669976

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>>12670033
If she's a carnivore, she doesn't need veggies.

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>>12670031
>every country in the world has a totalitarian regime
>there's no such things as refugees leaving these countries by the hundreds of thousands

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>>12670040
Don't everything in the MGE setting feed off of human energies? 7billion is a lot of food. We can assume that any and all magical abilities are amplified manifold in both potency and scope by the mere fact that there's so much 'human' around. In their scale it's a citystate, on our scale I think it would be more like taking the entirety of england under a blanket of mamono mana

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>>12670038
>>12670044
She is still mostly human, so she needs her greens.

But she's got enough carnivore in her where she will absolutely refuse to eat anything that contains veggies.

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>>12670036
There's only three known dark matters and those monsters are extremely rare. You're grasping, why wouldn't the demon lord just make a fuckton of them and take the world? The word "god" gets thrown around a lot, but a "god" here it's just a really powerful monster.

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>>12669118

A lot. I don't push it though because I know it'll bring a never-ending bitchfest into the threads.

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>>12670048
Monsters can live off the energy that just floats around in demon realms, but they can't as far as I know, just partake of the spirit energy men give off, it's too thin that way.

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>>12670048

They don't soak it out of the air. They get it by sexing people or being near them or absorbing lust from incubi in a demon realm. Otherwise monsters would be getting weaker in MGE because the human population is going down.

And that still doesn't matter if their magic doesn't work here or people here don't give off the same energy as in their world or even if some old school chariots of fire come down out of the heavens to fight them.

Without the answers to the questions posited in the earlier post, it's impossible for anyone to decide on who would win the big wig battles.

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>>12670033
Cum on them.

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>>12670049
In that case, encouragement is necessary.

>waifu pouts, refusing to eat the peas and broccoli on her plate
>pat her on the head
"Darling, please eat your veggies."
>[pouting intensifies]
>you sigh, and start jerking it into her veggies
>her face lights up
>you've never seen an apex predator scarf down vegetables until now

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>>12670029
I don't know, might be /tg/. This brand of faggotry is right up their alley.

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>>12670058
Personally, this is a stupid argument. Why would we care? The monsters of the MGE universe would likely use infiltration and seduction, not all-out war. They're not great head-to-head fighters with a few notable exceptions, but what they're great at is manipulation and particularly charming people. Why would they bother straight up attacking humanity when they can get the same end result (having a husbando) by seducing their way through the land? Earth-humans are a lot more gullible and don't have years of Order indoctrination.

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>>12670065
Arguing about what side, humans vs. monsters, would win a modern military campaign is just completely MGU in my mind though.

Those faggots used to argue that shit all the fucking time.

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>>12670065
>>12670029

At least it's more interesting than another day of bland xwaifu ytouch. Things are better to be shaken up sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670073
No it's not.

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>>12670062
>>12670059

Now you guys are thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670073
It's just a different kind of boring that has also been regurgitated ad nauseum.

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>>12670058
>>12670056
>>12670052
Fair enough, but you're still selling them way too short. You've got centuries olf liches and dragons, with intillects far superior to our own. even if we assume that they've popped out of a portal from the medieval era, they're not going to send waves of girls running around with nothing but furrs and clubs. I mean. How are you guys even going to kill a ghost anyway? Or an elemental? Not to mention the biological weapons monstergirls posess. Get a wyvern to fly over a human city, sprinkling Matango spores, assuming she doesn't accidentally drop the entire bag. Or spiking water supplies with shit like Ushi-Oni blood.

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>>12670066
And again, you assume a large set of conditions. That they can pass freely here in one or multiple locations. That any limited locations are not known or monitored. That none of them fail in seduction and infiltration from being from such an alien culture. That it's not humans that invade their home first.

War is logistics and without knowing them, nothing can be predicted.

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>>12670033

>MGC

Almost fell for it. I don't even live there in the first place.

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>>12670085
>alien culture
>sex appeal
I understand what you're trying to get at, but think a little harder, anon

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>>12670085
Teleportation and invisibility are available to high-power magicians and monsters in-universe. Seduction magic is a noted thing in the MGE universe.

Please, take off your /k/ onahole and realise that MAGIC is involved.

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>>12670033
By making them taste good. I wouldn't be in a relationship with a daugher/wife who can't appreciate the food I go out of my way to make tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669586
>Why would you want to escape this?
I wouldn't, hot damn.

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>>12670049
She's not carnivore then.

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>>12670084
They're not smarter. They're just older. They're like Vandal Savage-tier. Which is still intelligent but it's not beyond human. They just have a longer time of experience.

>>12670091
Please stop being retarded and assuming their magic works here at all, or that if it does, there's nothing equivalent here.

>>12670089
>Can't speak the language
>Comes from a place where men are treated like women
>Not possible to fuck up and be found out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670083
Since it's not every day like the rest, at least it's something difference.

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>>12670084
>stating the facts
>selling them short

>with intellects far superior to our own
>completely focused on getting a husband, seduction, lust and sex

>How are you guys even going to kill a ghost anyway?
Energy disruption fields.

Or an elemental?
Opposite element.

>Not to mention the biological weapons monstergirls posess. Get a wyvern to fly over a human city, sprinkling Matango spores, assuming she doesn't accidentally drop the entire bag

What are biohazard suits.


>Or spiking water supplies with shit like Ushi-Oni blood.

I guess you get this one, but it's not like the moment we know the water is infected we start working in ways to purify it, and use uninfected reservoirs in the meantime.

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>>12670099
MAGIC.
IF THEY CAN'T USE MAGIC, THEIR EXISTENCE COLLAPSES.
PRESUMABLY, IF THEY CONTINUE TO EXIST, MAGIC WORKS.
MAAAAGIC.

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>>12670099
>Assuming their magic works here at all
Well fuck, now I know you're an MGUFag.

They used that whole, "Magic doesn't go between worlds!" bs all the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670105
>lol magic

That's your entire argument.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we go back to cute monster girls doing cute things, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670104
>I guess you get this one, but it's not like the moment we know the water is infected we start working in ways to purify it, and use uninfected reservoirs in the meantime.

You do know that all municipal water sources in first world countries have basic chemical monitors at various parts of their distribution right?

Not for like little towns and houses but the big cities do.

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>>12670106
>all realities work under the same rules

Not even him.

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>>12670099
>They're not smarter
They are smarter, far beyond human capacities, combined with aeons of experience.
>Can't speak the language
Yeah not until the ultra smart ones huh?
>Men are treated like women
What is ORDER? They'd be well versed in the men of our world.
>It's retarded to assume that magic works
You just invalidated this entire discussion seeing as how everything about them is based on MANA. So quit being a faggot and accept that magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670110
No, war now.

>>12670111
Then he is vanquished?

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>>12670110

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>>12669118
Stalker type. Bonus points if she's a shirohebi or a kunoichi.

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>>12670109
It's a pretty good one all things considered, because you know, wizards n shit. Besides, you need to play fucking ball here if you want to actually have this conversation. You don't get to deny them their toons just because you can't find a good way around it.

>>12670112
Once again; Their entire existence depends on magic working. If it doesn't, they collapse in a screaming, bleeding pile the second they leave the portal. For this argument to exist, magic needs to work because otherwise you have no opponent to fight.

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>>12670112
Actually my argument would be that individuals traveling between realities would still behave according to the rules of their native world.

And that's all I'm gonna say. Not gonna respond to this again at all. Not letting myself get sucked into this bs.

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>>12670116
How long is an aeon? No googling.

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>>12670104
>What are biohazard suits.
Because every one wears them all of the time. Obviously you don't spore-bomb a bunch of bio-suited dudes. You hit innocent civilians who are unaware.

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>>12670106

It's not an MGU argument. It's just a logical one. If there's not magic here now, then there's probably a reason for it where it won't carry over. And if there is magic here, then probably some of the religious people who have been believing that stuff for thousands of years are actually right and can leverage that to fight whatever gets thrown this way.

If the Order could fight them off for thousands of years with their piddly congregation, imagine what the Hindu, Islam, and Christians could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670118
"You're going to eat you vegetables, or there will be no shota for you tonight."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670077
I want to burn a manicore

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to hide in my house with my dragon waifu while you faggots bomb eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670124
I actually don't think it's defined is it? Isn't an aeon just an age? Like, an aeon is how long it took to go from bronze to iron, right? Could be talking out my ass here

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>>12670132
Same. But with a shirohebi instead of a dragon.

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>>12670128
Okay, then there's no war because all the monsters die within minutes of leaving the portal without their vital flow of demonic energy, and as a consequence; Magic.

Congratulations.

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>>12670132
>Implying a wealthy noble creature wants someone like you
>Implying she's not going to acquire someone far richer and more handsome instead

There would be over a hundred men for every monster. They would get their pick.

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>>12670122
I'm not denying them their toons, reality is. And magic is part of their biology, there's no guarantee it wouldn't become a fish out of water situation. They could stay for a set amount of time here, but they have to fuck back to their own world in a short while, lets say a day, because magic is non existent here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670140
What if I'm handsome but poor.

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>>12670128
>Because a bunch of delusional fucks can into magic because muh faith
And also, what this guy said >>12670137
A Lich exists because its life force is stored away in a jar. You pull your argument of "no magic" and all you get on the other side of that portal is a dead girl, as in literally dead. There's no argument of who would win in a fight if you don't allow for magic, and if you allow for magic, you've basically lost. Because magic don't have to explain shit.

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>>12670132
Same but with a jinko.

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>>12670133
Yes, you are talking out of your ass. An aeon is 4 billion years. What MG is that long lived? FUCKING NONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670149
We don't actually have a record of how old the world is in the MGE universe, and a few creatures (the demon lord, some Lilim) have been alive since the beginning of time.

Also, Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670149
Googled it and to be perfectly honest, I used the wrong word, seeing ad how Aeon has too many definitions, based on what school of thought. Astronomy has it as a billion years. Philosophy has it as eternity.

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>>12670149

Not him but aeon is generic. You're thinking eon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670143
You'll be fine. I's sure a dragon nor some such collector MG would be glad to have you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670140
>Implying they care in the slightest for our social standings or our standards.

They will divebomb the first guy they see that tickles their fancy.

It's just a matter of luck.

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>>12670158
>Implying them bitches don't love gold
>Implying they won't grow some standards when the upperclass of monstergirls realize they literally have thousands of men each to choose from since the dumb stuff like slimes just fucks the first thing it sees

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>>12670140
>Normies lining up for monster girls
>Normies lining up for Ushi-Onis
No way dude, worst case scenario all the other Ushi fags live in same neighborhood and we all high five as we're carted away by our new waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are some of you saying that magic wouldn't factor into the equation with this whole edgewar thing? Some of these girls live and breathe magic. You don't start a hypothetical discussion accepting that the opposing side can't breathe. What are you, stupid?

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>>12670155
Pretty sure I meant aeon.

>>12670150
You're thinking MGQ. The demon lord of MGE is not that old. The position, possibly, has existed since the beginning of the chief god's system, but there is no one demon lord, you should know that.

>there's creatures as old as a billion years, who have amassed untold magic just sitting around in MGE

...

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>>12670140
>Even if monster girls were real I would still be lonely

God damnit. Plus all the high tier girls like dragons would be snatched up immediately, leaving the rest of us with shit tier ones like slug girls or zombies.

Im going to pretend they go on a mass conversion spree as soon as they get here to bolster their ranks. Im imagining an ushi oni in a mall cutting her hand with a razor and then flinging her blood all over random mall cunts.

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>>12670162
>Monsters caring
They're criteria is pick a man they like and rape him until he likes them back. They've been doing it to Order scrubs for generations. A few weeks breaking in a norm isn't going to deter them in the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670140
>implying all dragons are wealthy
>implying I didn't take her in after she was released from prison with nothing but the clothes on her back and memories of her lost hoard
>implying she'd leave "the last two treasures she has; her loving husband and her daughter"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670130
What kind of father are you, denying her daughteru all those shotas ripe for the picking?

>>12670131
That's not very nice, anon. Manticores are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670167
Well, there are the foul things at the bottom of the ocean which have existed since before there was rain that are mentioned occasionally.

>>12670171
Oh christ, can you imagine a wounded ushi-oni running through crowds of people, blood dripping on everyone?
The screams, man, the screams. You just can't forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670167
>>there's creatures as old as a billion years, who have amassed untold magic just sitting around in MGE
Is this supposed to be sarcastic? Because there are literal old gods chilling under the oceans of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670178
Ushi blood converts anyone it touches into another ushi. I dont know if that is well known here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670161
I thought that we were here for the "Monster girls are olev" stuff.

When did it become okay to compare them wholesale to 3DPD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670177
The same kind of father who would trim that girl's hair, it's growing too wild. We live in 2014 A.D.in a house. Not 2014 B.C. In a Cave.

If I'm going to raise a Monster Girl who's going to inevitably become a rapist, I'm going to have her be a classy rapist with proper manners and habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670167
>Pretty sure I meant aeon.
Not in murrica at least. Eon is the proper geologic term. Aeon only gets used in old literature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670180
Yes, that's the idea.
Or, even worse; one that knows this, and goes around slashing itself and spraying blood on passers-by. It's not like they can outrun it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670181
We have normalfags too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670181
It isn't okay, that's the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670181
It's shitpost o'clock, just wait it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670181

>Implying you don't do the same, going "I totally deserve one of the richest most powerful monstergirls of which there are probably less than a thousand in all of monsterworld"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670171
>shit tier ones like slug girls or zombies
>zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670182
One who remembers to extend her pinky while raping a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670177
>Cutting your daughteru's long, silky hair again her will
You're the only monster here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670191
Except I'm not even that guy.

Though I do have a huge fetish for dragons, but that's beside the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670192
Wights are not zombies, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670196
Whoops, meant to quote >>12670182

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670193
Of course.

A refined MG always asks: "May I kidnap and rape you sir?" Not just to ask for his opinion, but to see the fear build up in his eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670199
Not right away, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670199

I think he means keep on fucking until they get there. A zombie is just a fixer upper on her way to wighthood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670192
>Zombie
>Shit tier
Nigga, you spend a century as an incubus boning your zombie Gf she actually turns into a wight. Ghoul is the only dead-end so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670191
>muh entitlements
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670199
They were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670192
Here's a plan.
>MGs invade world.
>Blah blah blah, take over.
>Society mostly the same, except with expected integrations.
>Underground Undead Civilizations crop up here and there.
>Attend fucking Butler School.
>Get hired at some Undead's Manor.
>Hope that some day, some Aristocratic Undead Beauty who passes through it's doors takes a shine to me.

It could be a nice life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670206
But without the castle, land, property, money, or anything other than attitude really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670203
I'd rather rip and tear my throat out with my own two hands than be raped by a monster.

I want to live my own life, not be some monsters "husband"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670092
>By making them taste good.
A-are you gonna jizz on your daughter's greens?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670207
I never implied that. Anyways, the undead are favorite type of MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670213
It's a good thing that Ushi-Oni found you, or you could have actually died there!

Enjoy your new life as an incubus fuckpuppet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670215
Liches are a best undead.
But flat is best chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670213
Why do you want a human waifu in a monstergirl thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670178
And they are kept in check by the current demon lord, who is a youngling, like the current chief god. Remember what was said about the "god" being thrown around?

>>12670179
See above. Also

>all the "gods" in the deep ocean are old ones

That's a dangerous assumption. Until we get numbers, if we ever do, there's no point in arguing this because it's all speculation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670213
Well aren't you the edgiest little snowflake ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670221
I think the term KC's used to refer to them in passing, at least what it's been translated as, is something like "Abyssals".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670191
>assumptions

I just want a kind monstergirl to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670221
They aren't kept in check by anyone, they just have no reason to actually venture to the surface.

[Anonymous No.]

Wolfus are the best waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670221
>Kept in check
What? Verify this. As far as I was aware they were just sealed away/sleeping in a very Cthuluesque style. All that was mentioned is that if/when they awaken, they'll have found themself to be honey as fuck due to magic seeping into them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670224
And she just wants a kind human to love her.

That is the truth of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670213
That's some cutting-edge posting there, buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670140

That's why I'm glad that I like the more regular types. Well, I like Liches but I don't even know how you'd become one of their husbands. They would normally live deep in a tomb in the middle of nowhere. Do they just sit around all day and wait for someone to drop in? Or would they go off looking for books and kidnap some librarian/bookseller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670173
But most people run and hide from invading monsters and demons.
We, on the other hand, will be walking dick first into their vaginas with smiles on our faces. Advantage goes to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670226

Maybe, but not that particular bobstrocity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670219
>spoiler

Opinion discarded.

>>12670223
Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670220
>>12670222
Hey, being a monster's husband just doesn't seem like the kind of life I want to live in that type of world.

So to get out of a fate like that, I would either have to
A: Find a man who's leaps and bounds better than me so she'll abandon me and go for him.

Or B: Kill myself.
I'd rather go for plan A though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670226
>"Oh my, how'd a cute lil' Red Riding Shota like you get into a scary place like this?"
>"Don't worry, big sis'll take good care of you. All. Night. Long~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670211
So, underground Undead Kingdom, above-ground Undead Kingdom, or a mixture of the two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670213
But she asked so nicely Anon.

Won't you at least let her take you to a fancy cafe for coffee that may, or may not, have been drugged?

It would be rude to ignore the invitation outright, if you do not want it, you reply: "No thank you." Then run, she will give you a 10-second head start, because that is proper etiquette and manners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670225
They are imprisoned by the demon lord. Have you even read the world guide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670234
>Opinion discarded.
Well that's just rude. Disagree with my taste in tits, but at least I know a good undead.

>Point
Didn't really have one. Just sharing a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670239
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670207

>Ghoul as a dead end.

I think Ghoul is the superior undead when compared to Wight. Ghoul just wants to have fun and suck cock like a turbocharged vacuum cleaner. Wight would be too haughty, or be weighed down by dull and annoying high society stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670226
B-but that was my drink...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670237
I was thinking a mixture of the two.
Like, a big spooky manor or castle like that above ground, which contains the entrance to the larger underground city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670235
What setting are you referring too?

Or is this your NTR-ridden headcanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670233
Why do you say that?

>>12670236
She'd be gentle, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670232
>This one isn't afraid.
>Maybe he's simple. I ran into a village like that once where a man was just out in the square staring with his pants off
>Better leave him be
>Yeah don't want retarded children
>Woah, look at that one run. He's got some energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670243
Yeah but ghoul can't level up into something better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670237
Above ground, so the moonlight can cast itself over the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670236
>"What are we gonna do on the bed today, big sister?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670243
>Implying your Wight Waifu wouldn't blow off her tea party to ride your brains out if it so struck her.
>Or fuck, if you just asked.

That said, I do agree Ghouls are far from a 'dead end'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670213

>All the edgy poster responses

I agree with him. I'd rather have a waifu who charms me/gently takes me with her as opposed to violently making me a fucktoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670248
>Why do you say that?
Don't like the bitch or how she treats people. Not everyone here is an M, just a whole lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670231
>Or would they go off looking for books and kidnap some librarian/bookseller?
They use zombie assistants, but every time they command one of them to take a guy and bring him back the zombies never appear again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670232
I don't know, I'd prefer to play hard to get. Pretend to hate it and struggle.

Don't want to seem like an easy manslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670248
>Gentle
Oh sure, sure.
Your little dick shouldn't be too sore after the first six shots, right?

>>12670253
>pomf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670227
>>12670241
>According to legend, in the age of the former demon lord, wicked demons of chaos who possessed a power that was even greater than that of the gods existed there at the bottom of the sea. At the time, Poseidon was still one of the divinities ruled by the chief god, and the rule of the sea was split between her and them. It is said that the demons of chaos were sealed in the deep layer after a war, and even now, the demons of chaos are biding their time to make a come back and once again reclaim dominion over the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670192
>So who do you favor in the election honey?
>Uuunnnnhhhhhhh........

>What do you feel like for dinner dear?
>Cuuuuuuuummmmmmmm...............

>Im having friends over later, can you clean the house up a bit?
>Unnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhh............

>God fucking damnit. Your just the worst you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670232
Really? I'd rather >go innawoods

Hide out as long as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670180
>Women, women become ushi. Men become incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670255
Yes, but unlike him you managed to express that without sounding like an edgelord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670137
War of the Worlds with MGs

They die from lack of namowhatever.


Shortest movie ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670263
Going for a wolfu then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670260
You're taking the tone of that all wrong. It was the past demon lord and it's obviously a seal and forget sort of thing. Not a conscious, 'we need to keep these bitches in check'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670256
Fair enough. Really I just wanted to check if you had an actual opinion.

>>12670259
Are you saying she'd pomf me on the bed, climb on top, and just grin at me while her wolf cunt milked me for hours on end?
Jesus christ how amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670267
Possibly? Hopefully I'd end up as 'that lunatic hiding up in the woods who comes down once every few months for supplies. Don't test him, he's violent enough as it is.'

[Anonymous No.]

I'd book a flight to Egypt first thing when the MGs invaded.

Seems only natural that the Egyptian-themed girls would want to check out our Egypt, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670261
That sweet, cold, clammy, unresponsive pussy makes it all worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670280
Yes.

Anubis-chan needs lots of worship and pawrubs or else she gets cranky.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, It is almost time for Bitch-kun and friends to turn up and start fagging up the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670265
Yeah, sorry about that.

I have a habit of going to the extreme when I disagree with something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670269
>ask for citation
>get it
>It's not meant to be interpreted that way."

I don't know why I bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670285

You forgot the word imaginary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670280
>arrive in egypt
>you see an anubis and hundreds of men running around with crates of legos
>she's literally having them construct a life-sized pyramid out of legos

The day anubii come into being, I'm buying all the stock I can in Lego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670283
I am ready and willing to do everything I can and must to keep her happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670249
>>12670258
Okay fine.
You grab your gun and go out there looking like you're trying to be a hero, then take a dive and hurl your gun away as you fall when a Wyvern does a fly by.
>Oh no! My weapon, my only means of protection, has been torn from my grasp and sent flying far out of my reach! However will I defend myself now?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670285
I'm getting tired of the "Bitch-kun" accusations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670285
Don't engage him ffs, he'll stop eventually if we all ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670263
>Family owns da woods
>All these sks-toting faggots all plan to overrun the homestead if anything ever goes south
>Kill and eat all the animals and the fish
>Burn all the wood
>Probably torch the house and barns

Worse part is there's not much that can be done about it. What's like four people versus hundreds of armed neckbeards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670261
>What do you- Oh wait, why bother asking
>Ssooorrryyy
>Did you say something?

>Ten years later, the night after a full moon of vicious love making
>You wake up to find her straddling you, giant wells of tears pooling in her eyes
>Had you not been with this woman for decades you'd swear she was about to eat you
>Funny, her hair is alot glossier, skin alot smoother than you remember
>"H-honey?"
>She just stares at you, and then falls downinto your arms, and goes back to sleep

>She repeats this every second night untill the next full moon.
>The night after it's the same thing, and you'd already grown used to this new development, watching her stare soulfully into your eyes.
>Except tonight she speaks. "I love you."
>You're stunned into silence. The woman that you came to love, despite the obvious barrier in communication finally communicates with you. How? Her tears won't stop flowing as she pulls you into the warmes hug you'd ever received
>"I love you, so much for being there for me for all this time when I haven't even been able to do a thing for you."
>She lay on your chest and raises a dainty hand to hang just before her face
>You never realised how beautiful her hands were
>"But things will be different now, my love." A faint ghostly outline of a claw bathes your lover's hand, a new level of power surges under her porcelain skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670285

Just call him by his real name: Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670293

That's because the guy making them is the real bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670295
I'm not that stupid. I know how to actually live in da woods without fucking wrecking everything.
Can't say the same for most /k/omamndos though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670292
Kind of.

But I think I'd get something like a wooden staff and try to fend her off with it. It would be futile, but it'd make it look like I was actually trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670293
"Bitch-kun" is a very particular sort of fag.
>No fun allowed.
>Claims that any of his opinions are the majority.
>Your waifu a shit.
>You a shit.

Nothing going on right now fits that profile, and just going "Welp, Bitch-kun gonna mess shit up" is making 'him' out to be a Boogieman. And that's just dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670288
No, I appreciate what you're doing, but in no way does it indicate a continued vigilance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670297
Why would Bob be shitting up pegging discussions? Is he jelly that it's so much better than futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670290
Anon!
what is wrong with you?

You know damn well Anubis would invade Denmark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670286
I guess that's understandable, it just came at a bad time with all the shit being flung about right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670292
Ryuu or fox woman for me .

"Crap , I dropped ,my SKS, and forgot my ammo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670296
And this is I don't want a Wight, but a Zombie first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670225
>no reason to surface

>Those who sunk into the depths of the sea, male and female, are also kin to all monsters, so they've probably assumed the female form, and had their thought patterns changed accordingly, but no one has ever been able to confirm it, and the truth of this is uncertain.

>inb4 it's not confirmed the deep sea gods are monstergirls now

Because KC is gonna alienate his fanbase by coming out with monsterboys, when he said they would not be in the setting, since it would all fall apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670296
Oh my! She's evolving!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670308
Anywhere with a Legoland is going to be a major travel site for anubii.
Denmark would be their mecca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670308
Chances are, Anubi wouldn't really know what Legos are. So they'd just come to Egypt to check out the Pyramids.

So then I'd find one who didn't already pick a husband, introduce her to Lego, and then help her invade Denmark and take over the Lego factory in order to curry favor with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670314
I'd prefer if she looked like a zombie even after she started evolving. Empty eyes a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670315
MonsterBOYS?

Oh no, it's probably just straight up monsters.

I'd recommend praying.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis Butter doesn't sully monstergirl fur, does it? What about different kinds? Are there scented varieties of Anubis Butter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670308
Anyone remember the Lego commercial with Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670315
Technically, they are in the setting. But on a purely temporary, case-by-case basis. And that's as far as he'll go, and he'll never make profiles for them.

Because as you said, alienate his fanbase, etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

> All these anons going after Anubi
Guess that means Grapesnake and Shai-Hulud are all mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670300

Ain't even that. It's not some wild wilderness. Innawoods is a backyard to someone, even if it's three miles in every direction. People thinking they have some right to just come in and take whatever they want is just sickening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670307
Just more meme hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670318
She'd take pictures of the Pyramids and then work with the Pharaoh to conquer Egypt and bring it under control.

The UN would thank her for turning that 3rd world cesspool of violence into a glorious empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670321
Genderless abominations that only exist for the purpose of fucking shit up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670321
Cool image. But there is no war or suffering in KC land. It's all waifuing, so, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670332
I'd probably be like back in the far flung days of Ancient, pre-United Egypt, with multiple Pharaohs ruling different regions.

How many Pharaohs do you think there'd be?
How many Apohi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670335
>But there is no war
You sure about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670328
and Hathor-worshipping holstauruses for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670331
>meme

That's what you want to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670341

> Not Ushi-Onis

Heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

How would Crocodile girls work?
Without the maws they are just lizard girls with thicker tails and can breath underwater
But with them they're have snouts and that goes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670337
Apophis would be the heads of terrorist groups.

They'd send out poor quality videos of themselves with other like-minded Monster Girls. Where they'd say "Death to virginity" or something, then rape some shota for the remainder of the video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670338
You know what I meant, I hope. Casualties in war are rare thanks to ares, at least between men and monsters, but it's not like humans are at each other's throats in this setting, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670347
>Crocodiles
>Breathing underwater
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670347
Pretty much just buff, rough skinned Lizard Girls who tend to be pretty sadistic.

They'd be into biteplay and holding their prey underwater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670327
>Technically, they are in the setting. But on a purely temporary, case-by-case basis

I don't know what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670296

[x] - Hug back tightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670347
plump lizard girls who love to roll around
also this
>>12670351

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670347
>Not knowing the differences between an archasaur and a common squamate
>The bony armor
>Better heart
>Stronger muscles
>Smarter brain
>More motherly
>And BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670356
BIG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670351
Would there be a version Steve Irwin chasing them around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670353
>Babby wights first vocal tick is 'Ara'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670352
In answer to a fan question about his feelings on Monster Boys, KC said that he did like them, but that he wouldn't ever draw any in his book, because it is obviously the Monster GIRL Encyclopedia.

But in answer to those who wanted some canonical reference to Monster Boys in the MGE, he said that, other than Incubi, the Sabbath would probably be able to create magical potions that would temporarily turn a guy into a proper Monster Boy.

This was roughly the same answer he gave when asked about futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670358
Grows until the day they die like all reptiles. And starts with a much bigger base than a lizard.

So you date one in highschool that's just a little taller than you. By the time she's forty, she's a foot over your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670359
I think you mean the crocs would be chasing him around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670359
Yes, along with Amos Moses and anyone else who wrangles Alligators/Crocodiles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670360

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670361
No I read that Q&A, what didn't make say to me is that you said they ARE in the setting. "No male monsters confirmed" for any race, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670366
>Just as you get used to your ex-zombie 'ara-ing' you, she begins to throw in soft 'ufufu' laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a fat fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670333
I'd be down for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
All that liver and fried tofu has gone straight to their thighs and sides.

I guess I would, they look fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
Leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
By pushing it into a pool of oil and setting it aflame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
Fuck off bob, or whoever you are. We like health, not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670371
>And on that day, it is said that anon's erection was so hard it breached through his pajamas and his bed sheets like the majestic Great White Shark claiming another human

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the Monstergirl housing program. Here we assign undesirable monstergirls to the generous guys willing to take them in and give them a second chance...

You want a dragon waifu? Where the fuck do you think you are? Why would a dragon want someone like you, you need more realistic standards bub.

Anyway here are the choices, they're all gonna love you anyway.

1. Street rat mousegirl: She's pretty much never stepped foot inside a house that didn't immediately throw her out again. Her favorite food is pizza crust and she enjoys sewing rags together to make clothes. If you show her even a tiny bit of care for her being she'll never let go of you until you throw her out yourself, at which point she'll kill herself. She cries whenever she's left alone for too long and is terrified of making people angry. Be careful, they reproduce like, well, rats.

2. Thug Hornet: Her hive was torn down a few years back and she turned to violent crime. Her parole recently ended and now she's back to living on the streets. She'll reject any kindness you offer her as she takes it to be a sign of pity. If you really want her to open up you'll need to make her feel useful around the house. In time she'll become fiercely protective of you to the point of threatening anyone who looks at you weird. She isn't above rape though so lock your doors at night unless you're into that.

3. Amnesiac Skeleton: We don't really know anything about her. All that we can really say is that she easily becomes confused between what she remembers and what she's told by others. Make sure not to talk to her about your childhood or she'll become confused and self-insert herself as your childhood friend. She likes it when people give her simple orders and will seek you out for more if she finishes her tasks early. Otherwise she seems fond of poetry and child cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670367
>Technically
>On a temporary, case-by-case basis.

Do you even read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
>setting with perfect beautiful waifus
>make them fat and unnapealing

For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
>muh realistic standards
dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670373
How about gendered abominations that only exist to suck you dry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
2.

Thugdere all day, every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
>you need more realistic standards bub
Don't do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
Oh boy, would I.!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
>realistic standards
>monster girls

Still, 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
>Thug Hornet
lol nope

Seriously though, I'd love the skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
>mousegirl

Hate her face

>Hornet
Can no longer not associate them with torture and guro thanks to that greentext

>skeleton
But I don't want a bone job, and she might have been a guy when she was alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
>realistic standards
Come on nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
1, because 3 I'd start to feel bad for after a while, and I'm fucking afraid of bees, wasps, and hornets. I don't care how much you sugar coat it with Thugdere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
Streetrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670375
>>12670376
>>12670378
>>12670382
Real monsters, etc.

>>12670374
Correct answer.

Perhaps they're chunky because they don't think anyone would ever love them anyways. Nothing brings you and your foxu together like an exercise program.
Downside is her delicious thighs and breasts will get smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
>realistic standards
>monster girls
This nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670398
I'm afraid of bees/wasps and all that too, but I figure dating a Thugdere Wasp Girl is a good way to conquer that fear and also make for some good television.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670387
So mythological succubi? No thank you? Fuck me or kill me, don't killfuckme.

>>12670381
Sorry, I've been reading in the dark all day. But I wouldn't say those are monsterboys, just playing the part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
1.

There's a reason why she's number one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670226
Are there any pictures of Dire Wolfus that aren't Bob related?
>inb4 that princess carrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
Streetrat, I'll just see if I can get birth control working
I can't afford raising kids too, no matter how adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670380
Gotta go with 2.
Especially if she becomes more affectionate in private. I love situations where she'll only show her soft side to her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670401
>posts fat foxes
>talks about putting them on a diet

Hey, buddy, you just blow in from Stupidtown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670410
princess carrying one*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670410
He's the only one that's written about them as far as I know, so probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670410
Does she count? >>12669891

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670410
He's the only one that's ever written about them. Zoe and Tina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670296
>You'll never nervously pick out your new suit for your first ball
>Your ex-zombie will never steady your tie and reassure you that you'll do fine
>You'll never be checked out by groups of wights, vampires and liches as soon as you arrive, having your ex-zombie cling to your arm possessively.
>You'll never blush furiously as she recounts her tale of love before all the other Wights, talking about her humble origins as a mere zombie, how you loved her day in and day out despite the fact that all she could do back then was shuffle and moan until the culmination of all your love resulted in her rebirth as a Wight
>All the other wights will never swoon and wish they had such devoted husbands. All of them were reborn as Wights and merely picked a man they liked at the time
>You'll never blush for a different reason when she eagerly discusses all the things she'd like to do for you now that she's more capable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670401
>real monsters
>Shit taste

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
I would. I'm sure the plush sex would be amazing, but I'd still exercise with her to take the edge off. Foxes need to be active, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
Throw her fat ass out on the street? Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670226
When did this get made?

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
I would fuck her and I would put her on a diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670425
I wonder how much they'd jiggle with every thrust. What their ass cheeks would sound like when you spanked them. How soft and warm they'd be.

Then you get them on an exercise program with squats and such, and now not only do they have a lot of fat on their ass and thighs, but now they have muscle to support and give it shape.

Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670033
I would tell my yeti daughteru that her food is getting cold and she would try to hug it to warm it up, spilling the food all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670359
And now that I got her pinned down, I'm gonna stick my thumb in her butthole.

>crocodile girls become the new buttsluts thanks to Thanks to Steve "Brown Thumb" Irving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670434
But Yeti's aren't carnivorous. They eat pretty much anything

[Anonymous No.]

>Everyone who "likes" fat foxes would put them on a diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670440
I'm >>12670374 and I want them to keep the health on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670439
And meat doesn't fall under "anything?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
That softness is begging for fondling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670444
Well, yeah, but if they eat anything since they're omnivorous, why would they not eat their veggies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670443
Okay, most everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670440
See, you get them to decrease the rolls a little and add muscle tone to support the fat. That's really the important thing.

I want them to be nice and soft and thick, but they need the muscle to make sure they don't get all saggy and cellulited.

http://i.imgur.com/VNoHTUB.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670440
Memes Jack, DNA of the Soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670446
Cause they taste like ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670446
Kids typically don't like to eat veggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670452
>http://i.imgur.com/VNoHTUB.jpg
Nigga I'm of the DCT camp but that's just gross, and I'm not talking about their tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670457
>>12670459
Ha.

[Anonymous No.]

MG and fat just do not belong in the same sentence.

Go Chubby chase elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670454
How about "full of cum" Is that a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
I would run in a circle around them and in a bad Scottish accent say "Captin we canna break orbit, the dylithium crystals are gonna burn up at this rate"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670464
>inb4 bitch kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670460
Yeah, that artist can be very hit and miss.

http://i.imgur.com/NCLL2Kx.jpg

My biggest issue is he tends to just draw a lot of rolls instead of a single round chubby tummy. It's not even in a realistic way - he's just drawing rolls to draw them.

Actually, wait. My biggest issue is that the guys in every single fucking doujin or image he draws are even fatter than the foxes and tend to be extremely ugly. It's a major boner killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670440
For her own health and convenience, I still want her to be competently physically capable.

But I'm still going to worship her pudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372
>That midsection

>>12670380
Try again man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670473
>http://i.imgur.com/NCLL2Kx.jpg
Okay, fuck this, no more. Please, no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670347
As well as growing bigger the older they get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670226
>You will never give your dire wolf pimp a lap dance.
>She will never pass you around with ogres, jinkos, onis and other unscrupulous-type MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670504
That's a shitty life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670504
Would a female even enjoy a lap dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670515
Chip 'n Dale's says yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670519
What do the rescue rangers have to do with dire wolf lap dances?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670504

>Not having at least self-respect in your own fantasies

I'll never understand this. I mean, I know the drill, different strokes for different folks and all that, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670515
Sure, thought it'd be more of a visual thing like a striptease.

She'd be kneading your ass with her wolf paws while you rub her crotch against hers. You'd give her the chance to run her hands all over you, feel you all over, your back, your tight stomach.

Then when things start heating up you could take your top off, and she'd play with your cute little nipples, licking and biting on them.

Then for a few dollars more she'd drag you off to bed and have her way with your little slutty self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670522
Soemone's gotta save your ass when that oni tries to drag you back to the private room. Lord knows your pimp is only going to charge more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670504
>A young boy is made to wear a red robe and told by his pimp 'Big Bad Wolf Girl' to service customers in a shady den somewhere in the bad part of the city.
I think this may be my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670523
Anon, what is self-respect? What is pride? They're just constructs we use to tell ourselves we're better than someone else. Let yourself go and be used by lascivious monstergirls.

>>12670527
Now I have a big strong wolf girl to run her paws all over me, pinching and squeezing and touching everything as she becomes increasingly turned on.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, they sit on your lap, or do you wave your junk in their faces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670347

I don't know about you guys, but I think short, subtle snouts can be pretty cute at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670530
>I think this may be my fetish

Embrace your inner slut, anon. Once you get a taste of it, you just keep coming back, that's how this business works.

"Only this one time, I really need the money" -> "Okay, one more time, the money's good" -> "T-they said I was talented and have a real future in this business! Maybe one more time wouldn't be so bad..." --> career slut ---> town bicycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670537
Do the helicopter in their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

You fucking people have no self-worth.

Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670296
Id like to think of this as a consolation prize for being such a loser you couldnt get a real monster

Like if your patient even the losers become winners

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670543
10 min Meat spin : 50 usd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670535

>constructs we use to tell ourselves we're better than someone else

I just see self-respect as a standard where I draw the line to preven myself from doing things I'd definitely regret doing for the rest of my life.

>Let yourself go and be used by lascivious monstergirls

No, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670544
Is this your first time on /mgg/?

I realize the subs have been quiet for the past few weeks, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670544
>You fucking people have no self-worth.
>thinking that's a bad thing
Why are you in a start-to-finish femdom thread, bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670548
No, I've been here for a while, but it still bothers me how low some of the people here will go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670544
I want normalfags to leave. I bet you're also a maledomfag and think all women should be submissive waifs.

>>12670547
That's not self-respect. That's just minimizing your chances of getting into deep shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670546
>50 dollars
>For 10 minutes
You cheep whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670544
I'm not even into that, but if I have to accept maledomfags who want to rape everything that moves you could do the same with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670544
As a Policewoman of the MGCPD I need to remind all of you of the dangers of being a prostitute within the MGC.

It always starts out simple, holding hands, tail brushing.

Then comes the 'Oh, I just got out of the shower, you don't mind do you'

Before long you will be a full fledged Manwhore pimping yourself out for a few simple dollars.

Many end up taking to drugs and find themselves unable to get out of the vicious cycle.

Please do not consider this as a career choice, file for Human assistance welfare before doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670558
That's really expensive, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670548
>I realize the subs have been quiet for the past few weeks, but come on.
We're generally an obsequious bunch. It goes with the territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670557
Not him but
>not wanting to be a slave means you want to be a slave master
Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670557
No no, people can like femdom all they want, honest.

It just bothers me from time to time, and I know there's nothing I can do, but still.
Don't worry, I'm not trying to make this a big thing, I'm sorry if it does turn into a shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670564
I am fine with the subs, they can take the dominant MGs.

I will be happy with my equal partner.

Others will enjoy their submissive MGs

Comes with life in MGC.

Lets all agree Manticores need to be eliminated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670566
Anon, it's not slavery. It's liberation. Being paid top dollar to have women fuck you stupid. The easy life.

Assuming we're still talking about being Big Bad Wolf's whore, anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670562
I'd rather to live in Detroit over MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670563
touching is permitted , 1 hand at a time. no grabbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670571
But MGC is Detroit in a parallel universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670571
I think Detroit would become one of the MGCs.

All that unwanted area, that and Pittsburgh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670569
Why do you have manticores? They just want love too.

>>12670567
Why does it bother you what other people like? It's letting yourself go, letting someone else take control. There's no worries or sense of responsibility. Someone wants you, and you're letting them have you however they wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670562
This, before you know it your Dire Wolf Girl Pimp will be setting you up with a whole group of Manticores. But not before you give her a quickie because you're her bottom bitch.

The money might be good, but it'll leave a permanent mark on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670575
I know what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you say you love her if you won't tofu her mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670579
>letting someone else take control

That's my problem, I want to be Independent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670535
>you will never somehow end up in the bad part of town, in the backroom of some hellhole gin joint, not sure what you were thinking
>some dire wolf girl in aviator shades sizing you up in a dark smoky room, making you stand in the glare of a single overhead lamp
>"Take off your clothes, let me get a good look at you. Not so fast now, I want a show. Take off your shirt first, than jeans, real slowly. That's it."
>"Now turn around, Anon. Let's see what you have out back."
>she smacks your ass and gropes at your bare legs
>"Not bad for street slut."
>"My my. Look what we have here."
>reaching around to pull at your fully engorged member and semen heavy balls
>not getting you off though, that would be a waste of a good show
>beyond the light of the room's only lamp, some MGs quietly schlicking themselves off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670586
They like to be dominated in bed.
I can see the appeal, agressive 'omg lets fuck' attitude

Others like what I call the momdom thing, as in totally being controlled
I can not see living like that, but some people like having choices made for them and avoid responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670579

>There's no worries or sense of responsibility. Someone wants you, and you're letting them have you however they wish.

That's the bit that bugs me. The way you describe it makes it sound like you're completely disregarding your own person, as if willingly becoming someone else's living fucktoy to play with and then throw away because they don't hold feelings for you either.

I don't know, I just don't like it, but if you do, I won't bash it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670596
Yeah, I guess.

Anyway, let's drop this to avoid a shitstrom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670569
Manticores are fine as long as they stick to their shitty ghettos and keep the boyslut racketeering low.

That's the beauty of MGE though, there's (more or less) a MG for every taste and disposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670598
It is a typical virgin juvenile fantasy Anon.

"Oh, some sexy mg will fuck me over and over, and she will have her friends fuck me too"

Saves them the trouble of actually going out and trying to find a GF.


They will grow out of it in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670605
Don't start shit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670600
Agreed

Lets change the topic with something mindlessly fun

Favorite MG wifu/gf poll time!

Mine is Fox Woman followed by Dragon women.
I like the mature as in over 21.

what about the rest of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670607
Yeah, I crossed the line there.

Shit stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670544
The subs do not represent us as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

[SHITSTORM GEIGER COUNTER TICKING INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670601
>That's the beauty of MGE though, there's (more or less) a MG for every taste and disposition.
And then a bunch for no-one's taste or disposition

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670580
C-can I be a pimp for MGs who won't make me star in a facial abuse video?

Not that I don't like manticore clients once in a while. But servicing a socially awkward MG and having her discover her predatory instincts for the first time must be a magical experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670598
I'm grossly simplifying because I don't want to type out a ton of shit.

What you're describing is basically being a total slave, which even 'slaves' in the BDSM community don't do. You're still your own person, and you're letting someone else make decisions - but only so far as you feel comfortable with. Does that make sense?

And being a sub or slave means you need to trust the dom. I wouldn't let just any old woman make me her bottom bitch. I need to know she actually cares for me first. Then I'll give her everything I have. She can be as rough as tumble as she likes, so long as she's aware of aftercare and gives me gentle cuddles afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670554
>start to finish femdom

But that's wrong you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670575
Do you think MGC have ghetto MGs who try to break out and start a rap music career drawing on their hood life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670627
Manticore rap?

Rat rap?

vanilla MGs trying to be rappers?

God/ddess help us all in that dark future of music

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670605
uh, this is a MG thread. All fantasies posted here are juvenile virgin fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670617
Karakasa is actually kind of cute, though.
And it's not like she uses her tongue in the same way Akaname does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670601
>>12670617
Im still waiting for an insanely smart monstergirl to be created

I know there are supposed to be some that are clever, but I mean literally built around the concept of brainpower

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670629
>Manticore rap
>Lyrics are just how bitches want da tailpoossy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670629

"Did you see that new song on YouBewb from the manticore group called 'tailpussy' yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670627
I gotta believe!

MG version of PaRappa the rapper who tries to win the affection of a human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670631
Even dicking the daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670635
Kitsune are supercomputers with built-in DVD-reading functionality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670635
They exist.
I think you need to 'lurk more'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670562
>ERPfaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670644
I want a cute loli Kitsune to lick porn DVD's and narrate them to me while I fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670646
>[Citation needed]

If it exists, why dont you just say the species name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670644
They can even become portable game systems and televisions and more.
Just ask Uta.

Am I the only one who was disappointed Uta wasn't a Fox woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670636
>ALL DESE BITCHES WANT MY FAT TAILPUSSY ON THEIR DICKS
>LAST NIGHT HAD A BITCH ON THE STRIP CALLED HIM IN 9:00 HAD HIM RETURN ABOUT 6:00

[Anonymous No.]

Which scenario is the best for monstergirls?

Monster girls are a rarity, 99% of the population is human and 1% is monstergirls. They're basically regarded as lab experiments and circus acts. Seeing one without a leash is rare, seeing one unaccompanied could cause a crowd.

Monster girls are rare but not incredibly so 90% human 10% monstergirls. They have some rights but are still looked at with fear and prejudice. Maybe you've talked to one at some point or know of one living nearby.

Monstergirls are a minority, but hold real influence in the human world 70-75% human 25-30% monstergirl. The new hispanics of the world. They have their own neighborhoods and it's kinda weird to think of them romantically, but it's encouraged that you share your culture.

Monstergirls and humans are on equal footing 50% human 50% monstergirl. You have a lot of monstergirl friends. Your neighbor is married to a lamia. The cute girl at the register is a holstaurus. Hating monstergirls is absurd and you'd be laughed at if you said so.

Monstergirls are the majority 25% human 75% monstergirl. You're hounded and sexualized for being human. Your dark elf boss calls you in just to stare. You need to wear a wedding ring so that you won't be followed home. Some human exclusive communities exist.

Monstergirls overwhelm humans and fear for their lives 90-99% monstergirl 10-1% human. You're married and bound to a monstergirl before you've even graduated highschool. It's exceedingly rare to see others like you except in shops where they're sold as instant husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670650
Certain foxes, Ryuu, most dragons, shirobei , many others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
>Monstergirls are a minority, but hold real influence in the human world 70-75% human 25-30% monstergirl. The new hispanics of the world. They have their own neighborhoods and it's kinda weird to think of them romantically, but it's encouraged that you share your culture.
>Monstergirls and humans are on equal footing 50% human 50% monstergirl. You have a lot of monstergirl friends. Your neighbor is married to a lamia. The cute girl at the register is a holstaurus. Hating monstergirls is absurd and you'd be laughed at if you said so.
Either of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670651
Technically those were Inari

>>12670649
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
>Monstergirls are the majority 25% human 75% monstergirl. You're hounded and sexualized for being human. Your dark elf boss calls you in just to stare. You need to wear a wedding ring so that you won't be followed home. Some human exclusive communities exist.

I like this setting the most, but the 90-99% MG setting is good too and used way too rarely in MG stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
30-50% margin of MGs 70-50% for humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655

I'd say 50/50

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655

>Monstergirls and humans are on equal footing 50% human 50% monstergirl. You have a lot of monstergirl friends. Your neighbor is married to a lamia. The cute girl at the register is a holstaurus. Hating monstergirls is absurd and you'd be laughed at if you said so.

I'm cool with this one. I'm open minded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
>Monstergirls are a minority, but hold real influence in the human world 70-75% human 25-30% monstergirl. The new hispanics of the world. They have their own neighborhoods and it's kinda weird to think of them romantically, but it's encouraged that you share your culture.
>The new hispanics

So what this tells me is, within 2-4 generations, this will jump to +70%.
Sold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
>Monstergirls are a minority, but hold real influence in the human world 70-75% human 25-30% monstergirl. The new hispanics of the world. They have their own neighborhoods and it's kinda weird to think of them romantically, but it's encouraged that you share your culture.
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655

>Monster girls are a rarity, 99% of the population is human and 1% is monstergirls.
>They have some rights but are still looked at with fear and prejudice.
>They have their own neighborhoods and it's kinda weird to think of them romantically

This. But they live in the designated monstergirl cities and their population is growing. Put the pencil to it. 1% monstergirls is still 70 million monstergirls. Personally I'd go with .1%. 7 million monstergirls spread around four or five big cities and living with humans makes the most sense to me. Sure society will change as they grow but that part of their integration is the favorite for me. Where they're still new and exotic but common in the couple places they live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670643
There's juvenile, and then there's just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670660
Can't you just see those cute fox ears and tail on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
>Monstergirls and humans are on equal footing 50% human 50% monstergirl. You have a lot of monstergirl friends. Your neighbor is married to a lamia. The cute girl at the register is a holstaurus. Hating monstergirls is absurd and you'd be laughed at if you said so
Make it 60% humans 40% monster girls, let them give birth to male humans and that's basically my headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
>Monstergirls and humans are on equal footing 50% human 50% monstergirl. You have a lot of monstergirl friends. Your neighbor is married to a lamia. The cute girl at the register is a holstaurus. Hating monstergirls is absurd and you'd be laughed at if you said so.
This. Even 50/50

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
25% Human, 75% Monster Girl probably, wouldn't wear a wedding ring though, would rather just see how long I can last.

90-99% is a bit much if it leads to me being married and bound straight away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670675
>no tail
>human ears
>kitsune
You dun goofed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670683
>Three women to every man on earth
>50/50
You're nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
2 for love in a weird way
3 for foreign romance
4 for "everybody gets one" lifestyle

>Living in a world where monster girls are the new scapegoats for the world's problems
>"It's time to stand up against the demon menace plaguing our society."
>"Would you suffer your sons to give birth to these demonspawn, and your daughters to become one of these corrupt monsters herself?"
>"Help fight back, so that we can drive this blight out of our town."
>The message you hear blaring across the city streets
>As you hide with your lamia waifu in the attic to keep her safe

[Anonymous No.]

>all these MG minority and 50/50 people

It's like you don't even want to be objectified.

[Anonymous No.]

Well congratulations Anon, you've managed to get yourself caught, kidnapped, and brought to a foreign Monster Girl country, where you are stripped of your clothing and possessions and auctioned off in a husbando auction hall, sold to the highest bidder. Just which of these lovely dominant ladies managed to snag you?

>Unsure Princess Arachne
This teenager is part of the royal arachnid blood line and, as customary for her family, is off to purchase a husband as a means to ensure her blood line continues. Your life purpose will be to provide her offspring. However, your secondary purpose will be to provide her emotional support and advice when it comes to her royal duties, as well as travel by her side when there are trips that need to be made. She may have confidence issues and frustration from her responsibilities, and will look to you to provide her helpful advice. Doing so will warrant a tender loving session of Femdom. When her stress falls really high, however, expect some brutal bondage, complete.

>Romantic Possessive Jabberwocky
This Christmas Cake lives alone in her Mansion, hidden deep in the woods. Lonely and desiring for romance, she'll purchase you up and treat you like a Princess. This will range from being cuddled tightly, princess carried, pampered with the material possessions you want, she loves seeing you happy. However, her kindness comes with but one simple request: You can never leave her Mansion, nor can anyone but her visit you. You are her's and her's alone. Any rebellion against this will simply result in more freedoms stripped from you until you're chained to the bed. Expect nights with her to range from standard femdom to momdom, though she has a fetish for princesses and might force you to crossdress and roleplay to appease this. Regardless of her mood for the night, she'll always be on the top.

>To be Continued next post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670685
>no tail
>human ears
Shit, I never noticed that until you pointed it out?
inb4 Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
If I'm gonna be sold, it's gonna be to royalty.

Princess Arachne for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
Oh boy oh boy. More options please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
I'd go 25% human. I want to be the town bicycle. I want meaty-pawed MGs to throw money at me so they can fuck me stupid for a night. I want to have lots of little wolfus with many different wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670692
it out.*
Fuck, I'm too tired to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670689
>Having monstergirls over the whole planet instead of their own country or something

1% Monstergirls is still double the population of canada and 70% the population of bongistan. Add in enough men for a fair percentage of husbands and you're looking at the population of a huge powerful country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670678
But that's a happy event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670689
>It's like you don't even want to be objectified.
No, I want a cute waifu who will treat me like a princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670696
This. This anon has the right idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670696
>Not being the unattainable virgin human boy in a world full of desperate slut-shaming MGs

Typical slut mindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670702
I want some watermelon now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670702
What if you're waifu was smaller and younger than you but still wanted to treat you like her frail prince?

>I-I'll make you happy Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670706
Why would they be slut-shaming?

Women only slut-shame each other because they're just jealous they can't fuck whoever they want without being seen as a slut. It's a funny thing - they all want to be sluts but call each other out on it.

Men? Men don't give a fuck.

If anyone men would slut shame each other while MGs tried their hardest to secure you for a night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670703
Is she resting on the root of tree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670708
I want a finger up my pee-pee now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670712
*of a tree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
Jabberwocky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670655
I'd like a 25% human 75% monster girl just to see how much I can endure without being raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670710
We're still talking monster girls, so she's actually very strong? That would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
>Strict Slavedriver Anubis
After a tragic accident separating her from her Pharaoh boss, this 20-something Anubis has taken a new venture as a small business owner. And her sole employee will be you. You'll be expected to do whatever task she has arranged for you, however impossible it may seem, while she sits at her desk and watches you. This Anubis isn't the best with conveying emotions and will often have a permanent blank look on her face, but pleasing her will often reward you with a pat on the head. Defy her orders or do an unsatisfactory job however, and you may find yourself locked up in a coffin for the night. On long nights, she may want you to rest your head on her somewhat-plump lap, or she might chain you to a chair and make you her dickthrone. Whatever she feels like. In bed she's much more emotional though, and you might hear her bark an order or two as she smiles, hugging you with her big meaty paws.

>White Knight Fag Ryu
A naive Water Goddess of a small Asian Village, she came to this auction because she 'thought it was absurd and inhumane how little human boys were being auctioned off'. Naturally, she felt that she could help fight these auctions by purchasing you to give a good home. She'll take you to her Temple where you're more than free to leave, if you want, but you can stick around and help her with the duties that need to be done there, since she has no helpers aside herself. By her nature, she's incredibly submissive, and will never think twice about disobeying. She loves making people happy however way she can, and will bend over backwards to do so. However, her nature also leads her to being easily tricked or deceived by those who have ill intentions. You should stick by her to keep her from being duped by ruffians. At night, she's very prudish, but if you tick the right buttons of her's, she'll let you completely and utterly dominate her. Her personality doesn't allow her to dom you in any way.

What's your choice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670711
we're talking about MGs not irl women.

In such a world MGs would be much more possessive and there'd be more cultural pressure to win a man and settle down with him. By going with some random street who's eaten out every V in town it would be like giving in and lowering your standards. MGs would want a man who loves ONLY her, because she's such a big strong womanly woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670720
Ryu. I look forward to making her as much a hard ass me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670720
Is there a dire wolf option

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670711
>men shaming each other for getting tons of V

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
>>12670720
Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
>>12670720
Ryu.

Kinda weird because I don't like girls who are too submissive, but I don't like the other options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670735
If this were a completely different world with a dominant MG culture, who knows anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670726
I dunno about that.

I think in such a female dominated society it'd be accepted that there's one pole per four or five holes. Not all MGs are going to secure a husband, so they're not going to be too choosey.

>>12670735
You're still thinking current society and culture. In a MG dominated world men are the prey, not the predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670720
Forget what I said in >>12670694

I must serve my Anubis mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670742
I know that men's balls don't allow them to feel shame for getting them wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
Arachne arachne arachne arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670754
See >>12670757

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670760
Maledom normalfag, please. Try thinking for once instead of 'hurrr muh alphaness.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670754
Sure they wouldn't be really choosey, but it'd still be shameful to settle down with a boyslut. Eventually he's going to get husbando'd anyway, but by a beta loser who can't attract better men.

There'd still be a pressure to go for non-sluts even if in practice it's not attainable, it's just a pride thing. And there might be even more pressure on the boys, even if they could slut it up with basically no consequence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670757
Culture and societal conditioning, bro. We feel plenty of urges that aren't natural and are foisted on us by our culture. It's hard to say from our standpoint what men would be like in a MG world like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670765
>maledom

I...do you have any male friends at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670771
>We feel plenty of urges that aren't natural and are foisted on us by our culture

Like? Also, speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670718
Sure, but a little naive.

>"O-ok Anon, I'm going to ravage you now!"
>awkwardly puts her hand on your crotch or hoverhands
>takes 10 minutes to unbutton your pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670635

Lilim are insanely powerful with magic
Lich is the smartest MG ever due to all her knowledge
Dwarves are good with engineering

There are several super smart MGs already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670785
Just let it go. Dude wants a living, breathing Wikipedia girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670789
He could always get a robot girl to download wikipedia.
Thought the whole "living and breathing" thing is kind of lost there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670779
>speak for yourself

This is a pretty basic idea in sociology. Our desires for consumer products, or image of beauty in the opposite sex, etc. Desires for things that we have no evolutionary need for. There are strong cultural influences in many things we take to be completely natural, that's just the way our group psychology works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
>Jabberwocky
You had me at 'Christmas Cake'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670795
How do you explain weeabos then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670706

This.
>Going about your business while the monsters around town nervously whisper to each other about how weird it is you aren't married yet.
>turning down all suitors because you want to be alone
>they get convinced that you're part of some kind of virgin cult and your closest MG friends vow to "save" you from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670656
Built around it. I want that to be the central theme. They have a fucking umbrella with a tongue as a theme, and then another where hair is a theme. Why cant brains be a theme?

Smart chicks really do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670800
I'd so love to live that life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670797
But is the rest OK Anon? Do you really mind being treated like a Princess, sometimes to uncomfortable extremes, and kept in a Mansion only to interact with her for the rest of your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670800
>They get together and plan an intervention.
>Each MG friend tearfully recounts moments where you were to dense to notice them hitting on you or you just ignored them.
>Ends with them locking the door, undressing and telling you that this is for your own good.

Intervention orgies are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670806
>>12670800
>Implying you wouldn't be proactively dated

How about a Cheshire Cat that follows you around, constantly rubbing you with her paws and slipping into your pants? You can't get rid of her because of her faggotcat ways, and she's very determined to get you all randy to the point where you just yell for her to mount you in the street and get it over with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670806
No matter where you go, you want to be , "that guy"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670811
If you beat a Cheshire Cat in a philosophical debate does she leave you alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670811
She's a cat, just spank her.

Why the fuck do people to that?

>>12670813
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670814
It would be extremely nonsensical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670799
I've never seen studies on weaboos but I hypothesize their desires and fetishization of japanese culture have a lot to do with a dissatisfaction/alienation from their own culture, and an exotic image sold to them (possibly from childhood cartoons, which get them at their most psychologically vulnerable) which at the same time contains the modern comforts of their home culture

The point is, people react to their culture depending on the pressure put on them, they're not simply brainwashed zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670811

>just yell for her to mount you in the street and get it over with.

Or I could just pinch the back of her neck and only let go when the horniness fades, and keep doing it whenever necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670815
>Try to spank her.
>She disappears in a cloud of faggot cat magic, then reappears an instant later, with a grip on your hand which she presses against her faggot cat breasts.

Need to be smarter than the faggot cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670811
I'd rather get proactively dated by someone else while the Cheshire cries bitch-tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670811
I'd just acting vulnerable and find some big, stronk MG to protect me her faggotcatness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670826
Purple nurple the cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670824
This would work, just lure her in with the promise of D. Then grab her by the nape of her neck and she'll go limp.

See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1XPYVbsSo

Then you will have bested her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670687
>Zis is good milk.
>Yes. Monsieur.
>Not from a holstaurus, is it?
>No no of course not.
>Filthy creatures, the monsters. Lower than animals.
>Yes, Monsieur.
>So your neighbors say they havf been hearing strange noises, no? Moaning and screaming?
>No, Monsieur!
>You are hiding them aren't you. I know ze are here. I want you to point them out to me. Where ze are hiding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670815
>Spanking her just gets her all worked up even more
>Starts nyaa-ing and meowing about how you need to spank her harder and harder
>Her cunt starts to drip

Then she'd smell your arousal. Your clothes would be gone in a fury of claws and you'd be fucking faggotcat ribbed pussy right there on the street, slamming her shapely ass and then spilling your seed deep in her catcunt.

Congratulations, you're hers now.
>>12670824
She'd just vanish and re-appear out of your reach, but still within hers. Paws all over your body. Soft, satiny, paws. All over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670830
>I don't want to get raped by a cheshire and still have the chances of developing a normal, healthy relationship!
>I want to get raped by a manticore and be treated like a dumb boyslut!

manticore fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670820

>their desires and fetishization of japanese culture have a lot to do with a dissatisfaction/alienation from their own culture

But Western culture is fairly relaxed, especially compared to Japanese culture where a lot is expected of you. If you don't live up to the expectations your ostracized, or so i'm told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670820
>dissatisfaction/alienation from their own culture

There you go. Being born in a certain setting/being raised a certain way does not guarantee that you'll come out how they want you to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670838
>I want to get raped by a manticore and be treated like a dumb boyslut!
Threadcanon doesn't apply, fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670811
>not pinching the back of her neck with metal clothespins

[Anonymous No.]

okay what was her name again ? also forgot source and google search won't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670837
I'm fine with this.

Cheshire's are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW haven't gotten daily dose of why a certain MG is sexy with synonyms out the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670839
You're not understanding how it works.

Because your own culture has failed you or you feel alienated from, you seek anything else for validation. Even if it's just bits and pieces you can enjoy from afar.

In western society it's generally accepted that you lose your virginity by 17-18 and have plenty of relationships until you finally marry in your early to mid 20s. It's generally accepted that men are dominant and women are subservient. It's generally accepted that men have to do all the leg work in relationships and women are catered to.

Just some generalized ideas of how you can become disillusioned with the society you're in if you fail to live up to expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670837
>She'd just vanish and re-appear out of your reach, but still within hers

>say you want to hold her
>she embraces you
>grab the back of her neck

That so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670844
Monkey Trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670839
I don't think weaboos have that kind of insight about how shitty it is to be japanese, they take a superficial aspect of it and build fantasies with it.

And Western culture has a shitload of pressures, like competition to win females and make tons of $$$. Not that j-culture is free of that either but many people find solace in imaginations about cultures they know little about.

>>12670841
I assumed we were still talking about the MG dominated world where manticores are generally mean alphas.

If you happen to get raped by a nice manticore, good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670844
Wreck It Roxxanne

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670837

Who says pinching the back of her neck wouldn't effectively disable all of her abilities along with basic motor functions? I don't see the fun in giving her an "anti-everything shield".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670849
>Teleports away and plants her ass on your face
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670855

I already grabbed her neck, she lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670855
>"P-Please stop being so lewd..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670854
>>12670859
Well, that video said it doesn't work on feral cats.

Are Cheshires a domesticated breed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670848
>>12670851

Point taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670847
>>TFW haven't gotten daily dose of why a certain MG is sexy with synonyms out the ass

um, could you repeat that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670850
>>12670853
hahaha very helpful let me guess.
its really monkey mania

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670844
Hanuma tomoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670864
Domesticated by the Queen of Hearts, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670864

Well, she's not a cat either, she's a Monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670870
>that sword

I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670864
It's worth a shot.

Otherwise you'll have to deal with lavender-scented cat pussy for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670875
If only we had a resident Cheshire to experiment on.

>>12670878
>Lavender-scented catpussy
Could you use her snatch juice as a sort of room freshening spray? Perhaps mix it into potpourri or candles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670806
You just think you do Anon. Then reality comes crashing down as you realize all your relationships with monstergirls are based around the expectation that eventually you'll have sex with one of them and marry her.

You'll be smiled at innocently by the shirohebi cashier who strikes up conversations with her precious few seconds hoping to entice you to meet her later.

You'll recieve extra credit from your kejourou teacher who knows she can seduce you later while giving you extra lessons

You'll be treated like a king by the jinko policewoman patting you down when in reality she just wants to feel you up and find an excuse to chat.

but all of that exists only with the expectation of marriage at which point the ones you didn't marry will completely abandon you and forget about you.

There are real examples of this too happening right now.

>Universities trying to sweeten up potential students until they actually make a choice
>Potential employers trying to get you to sign on with extra benefits
>waiters and waittresses hanging on your beck and call until you give them their tip
>Prostitutes calling you darling and honey when you still haven't paid

The monstergirl society depends on you being a virgin in order to be treated to the sweetest and most lovely side of it all. Otherwise you're just a married man who stinks of another girls love juice!

I'm in despair! This world that only treats you well when you have something to give it has left me in despair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670877
Speaking of which, say a Husband and his MG wife take a liking to you. They want you to marry their daughter, and the bride to be is prepared to give you a dowry from within her considerable means. What do you ask of your bride to be? And no "I just want her to love me with all her heart" bs. She will in time anyway. So, what do you ask for faggots? How does she win you over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670877
That guy actually falls asleep in that position.
Monkey had to hold the sword like that until MC comes to save her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670880
Surely some alpha MGs would be into cuckolding other MGs out of their husbands?

If a married human boy started flirting with them I'm sure they'd at least get flustered and conflicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670883
>Not being established by both sets of parents without asking you
>Not making you and your betrothed play together every summer since small children to see if you will get along and get to know each other so you can make the final decision on marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670579

>It's letting yourself go, letting someone else take control. There's no worries or sense of responsibility. Someone wants you, and you're letting them have you however they wish.

I think that's the big draw for my whole momdom thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670889
Fuck off childhood friend fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670893
I think there's more of an emphasis on the "however they wish" part in boyslut fetishes.

With momdom I think there's more the desire to be nurtured and protected rather than just give up your freedom completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670894
>not liking childhood friends
shig

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670894
A good betrothal is always made when the children are young and it's when the selection is largest. Having to pawn off people once they enter their teens only happens to losers and political families that want to keep some cards in their back pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670889
I'm surprised no-one has done this with the Wyvern yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670880
>Universities trying to sweeten up potential students until they actually make a choice

I feel like there would be old-fashioned MGs who believe the man's place is at home, cooking and taking care of the daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670896
I just call that tender femdom. Still very dom, but without much of the sadistic tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670903
Those are called amazonesses, lizardmen and jock onis.

But in MG world that would be the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670889
Wasn't that Swan Princess? It could be rewritten monster girl style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670900
That doesn't have anything to do with what I posted.

[Anonymous No.]

What about arranged marriages

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670905
There's no way that tail pussy is real.

It's huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670880
>that fear of being rejected for being used goods.

Welp, I'm screwed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670913
>Go on, touch it. It won't bite... hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670914
Maybe think twice next time before you pass out drunk at that sorority party.

>>12670912
Arranged by a wealhy CC noble and a shota whose family want him to have a financially secure life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670912
A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670917
But it's thicker than my leg!

No way I'm going near it, it's just too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670922
You won't even cuddle it like a daki while the manticore spoons you from behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670896

I just want to be doted on by a single monster girl mother trying to cope with her empty nest syndrome after all her children move out and get their own husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670924
It's difficult to sleep with a thick, throbbing tailpussy pressing against your face and a Manticore purring loudly behind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670924
Does the size of a Manticores tail correspond to her body-type? Would a flat, lithe Manticore with a thick, rounded ass have an equally lithe tailpussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670928
Is it? I don't see a problem with it if you can trust the manticore enough to sleep with her in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670928
Would you finger her tailpussy while she spooned you?

I bet it'd suckle on your fingers and she'd sigh in contentment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670928
>It'll stop throbbing so much if you kiss it a little.
>Well? What are you waiting for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670931
I think it's a genetic thing. Some sub-species of Manticore just have thicker tailpussies than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670905
I think gentle femdom overlaps with momdom in a lot of ways but you don't have to have any interests in mothers in the former case. It's just about servicing her and making her feel good, and her returning it with gentle affection and chin scratching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670883
I would want a house in a nice neighborhood with no niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670935
I've often wondered if there are cases where a Manticore is born without wings or a mane, or a Harpy is born born with a few extra digits on her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>1 bajillion posts later
>I finally realize we basically gave Gabby the Dormouse roofie + ecstasy

OH GOD SHE'S GOING TO HAVE OUR RAPE BABIES!

>Also we pissed off a Wyveryn horribly

OH GOD THAT WYVERYN IS GOING TO COME FOR US NEXT MOON!

THEN SHE'S GOING TO GET HER ASS KICKED BY BEST GIRL!

THEN BEST GIRL IS GOING TO RAPE ANON WITH GABBY COMING ALONG FOR THE RIDE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670905
Tender femdom and momdom are not the same though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670935
Do you think manticores insecure with their size could get tailpussy implants to impress their men in bed?

>"W-whoa, it's huge!"
>prentend you don't know it's fake to make her feel strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670944
Well that's just an unfinished image.

And that sad, anemic-looking tailpussy doesn't look very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670935
Is she a subspecies of manticore without any ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670948
>tailpussy implants
Is such a thing possible?
And I don't think it'd matter so long as it felt good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670946
We didn't roofie her. Maybe ecstasy considering she's a naturally sleepy monster girl and we gave her tons of energy. She raped us though, don't forget that. As for the wyveryn, too bad she's kind of a bitch. Though yes I really want harem end with Gabby, the cat, and maybe sister but its highly unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670955

>>12670952
Oh, nevermind. I love the dress and colour scheme. Very elegant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670948
>implants
It'd probably involve DEMONIC ENERGY and those tattoo things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670944
I'm sure MGs have rare mutations every now and then.

There might even be a Manticore with 2 tailpussies.
>>12670948
I wouldn't be surprised, the generic Manticore gets off on fear, and a large tailpussy would help put fear in her prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670963
>Demonic energy
No anon, we're talking MGC here. MGE can go and stay go. Except the designs. They can stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670946
>gave her pills that make her awake and alert
>so we could take advantage of her
>awake and alert

Then there's this Pok Gai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670966
>MGE can go and stay go. Except the designs. They can stay
Alright then, some of their personalities can stay too.

Magic

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, can't you see how great Manticores are?

They're really great. They have tailpussies, and pussy-pussies for when they love you. And big asses with tight assholes. And a mouth and purring for purrjobs. And paws. Big, meaty, paws!

You like paws, don't you? Don't you?!

Right, right I know you do! Everyone likes paws!

Manticore paws are so big and fluffy! So soft, too!

Manticores just want to love you! Everyone loves Manticores, don't they? Don't they?! They do, right?!

Come on, love Manticores! Manticores are love! Why don't you love Manticores?!

http://i.imgur.com/oDdOdnR.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670720
Ryuu
Ryuu
Ryuu
Ryuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670961
>choosing Sally over Mary
>not wanting Jinko Neesan incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670963
>Magic ink tattoos that fundamentally change monstergirls' physical features.

Wow, now that's an idea.
I know a lot of people don't really like tattoos here, but tasteful tattoos that have some sort of significance or convey some sort of power really appeal to me.
I'm biased towards tribal and runic tattoos in particular, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670976
Because they're overdone and you're obnoxious as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670976
I want to see a yandere manticore that isn't Leona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670976
Manticores are great!

For burning

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670976
>those scratches at the throat.

Oof, that's dangerous territory for me. I'm fine with love scratches on the back, and not averse with them on the chest But on a tender or vital area like that? Not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670978
Nigger I'd prefer her but its unlikely she'll come into play. Unless we full moon her or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670976
You just combined two things that I already avoid so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670912
STILL waiting on that arranged marriage story of a guy arranged to marry an Oni Heiress to the largest PMC contractor but wants to marry the Dragon who works at the Cafe he eats at

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670976
Wow, not even yandere can make manticores not be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670984

Too lazy and unskilled to write a yandere Manticore. The most I can offer you is maybe a guy being engorged on the effluvial essence of a Bubble Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Monster Girl wives who love their daughterus as much as you do are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670720
Ryuu
and work for her at the shrine and be her 'special human'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670969
>implying making a Dormouse awake and alert isn't the opposite of what they are

NO ANON, WHAT YOU DID WAS RAPE!

YOU RAPED GABBY!

HONK HONK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670984
What's wrong with Leona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670990
We're aware she has feelings for us beyond sisterly affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671006
>honk

Fuck you goose girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671006
Really anon.

>>12671002
So...tag team the daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671010
because, just like every bob character, she's created for a specific purpose and there's no depth to her beyond that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671011
Yes but she doesn't want to have those feelings and could easily grow out of them. It'd be bad to push her into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671016
And what is that specific purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671006
Goddamit Skeeter, my coke is all over my keyboard now you cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671021
Being a beta, albino Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671014
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671015
Come on anon, don't say you didn't smile at that classic.

>>12671014
Oh god, someone remake the comic image with anon as Doug and a random Goose MG as Skeeter.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a reason spoilered text appears as strikethrough'd text when I view a post reply by expanding it from the parent post?

I swear this wasn't happening a few minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671025
'cept now she's also Yan. Too much abuse makes Manticore go crazy.

And I'm not sure why you're caring about a character that exists in pure smut. I don't see you complaining about any of the myriad other such characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671018
>she doesn't want to have those feelings

Says the fuck who?

>and could easily grow out of them

And why would we want that?

>It'd be bad to push her into it.

Anon, we already raped and blackmailed our girlfriend, what's making our sister fall in love with us, to us?

You know if we weren't with Gabby she'd be all over us. And stop trying to take the high moral ground when you fags were slutting it up with Sally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671028
I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671029
Don't know. All I know is that it's been happening for the past couple of days.
>>12670976
Because I'm looking for mental comfort from someone who won't put me down or act superior.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Salamander's flame grow larger if you show her affection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671035
>>12671018
>>12671011
>>12670990
>>12671006

It's like I'm on /qtg/. Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671038
Would she engulf you in her warming flames when you embrace her?

I say yes to both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671000
I believe the only other yandere manticore is the one from GWS' story, and maybe, just maybe pic-related.

If you can't MGs killing an MG of a species they hate getting with their husband, and forcibly impregnating themselves with his seed as yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671048
If you count*

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still love your monster waifu if she wanted you to cosplay as a member of her species

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
Jokes on her crossdressing is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
Lets see, my Gf is a fox woman.
So me as a fox man?
I can deal with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671061
I refuse to wear a tail buttplug though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671037
>Because I'm looking for mental comfort from someone who won't put me down or act superior.

What do you mean by act superior? Manticores are pure love. I bet they're great cuddlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
>kikimora waifu

So I'm maid guy? I can live with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
>I randomly choose an outfit to appease her
>Who's that Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670720
Ryuu
Live with her and help fix up her temple

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671063
>don't be such a prude anon, just this once please, come on~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671065
Butler

Think of the fun with that!
pretending to be having an affair behind the master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
I know I'd have fun running around town painted in purple as...

>"GRAAAAAAAPE MAAAAAN!!!"

Also, yes, I would enjoy embarrassing her very much.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you shut up manticores already?

Your next line is "Hello Bitch kun"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670728
>>12670740
>>12670977
>>12671004
>>12671068
>Scenario where the whole point is getting a dominant Monster Girl to own you
>Everyone goes for the submissive one

Fucking Maledom fags. Not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
Sure.
But on one condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671075
Hello faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671075
Hello Bitch-kun

but seriously, you're bitching pointlessly about people enjoying themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671065

>Maid Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671072
I'll video it so we can post it on Youtube!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671071
>Kikimora looking like a child in a candy store when she is finally able to say "The butler did it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671064
I suppose superior was a poor choice of words. Meant to say something along the lines of condescending. The kind who wouldn't hesitate to remind you just how worthless you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671078
I'm not sure they're all maledom fags but yeah, /mgg/ is filled with wimps

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671015
Don't tag team the daughter. Take family baths or a family picnic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671075
Why would I want to stop talking about such perfect creatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671072
Be sure to wear her headress too, while you're at it. It'll make you look like a giant purple manta ray man while you run through the streets causing havoc.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about a damphir asking you to cosplay as her species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
>my waifu is dire wolf

S-so I could be a cute wolf boy and literally be her pack bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671091
I love how monorus knows exactly how to draw monster girls the way people like.

>that lip biting manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671088
I think you missed the point of why the Ryuu is popular
1) she is a dragon
2) goddess
3) everyone wants to be her hero
4) Uta, need I say more
5) your very own dragon and your very own temple.

The draganons out number everyone in this thread as a rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671087
That's awful, anon - and it's not what being dominated is about.

She would want to make you feel good about your role. She wants you to be happy. Mocking you doesn't really forward that agenda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671098
So I could just dress up like Alucard and call it a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671071
I'd rather we be a battle couple. Can I wear shiny glasses like Father Anderson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671098
>Heel!
>Sit!
>Shake!
>Roll over!
>Get hard!
>...Good boy, you deserve a treat ♥

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671057
>Cerea
How even would I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671099
Monorus knows how to create tents in peoples pants with just a simple thing
Lip biting is one of my weaknesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671108
And cute things too.
It makes me wonder why he has so little self-esteem about his art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671078
>Most of the options have some bullshit catch
>give an option with a relatively small one
>get mad when people pick that

Femd-idiots, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671107

Horsemask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671115
No shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up./

This is a nice thread now, be the better man and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671106
Oh jeez anon.

>C-can I please take these wolf ears off? This is a little embarrassing...
>What was that? Dogs can't speak people language!
>uh, woof...
>Good boy. Now let's go for a walk!

w-well, if it makes her happy

[Anonymous No.]

What are some undead MG hybrids you'd like to see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671115
I read that in Frieda Waterfall's voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671078
>>12671115
And then another argument started over whether maledom idiots or femdom bitches were better and why.

Seriously, you two, don't start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671080
Nigger

>>12671081
No, I'm bitching about him bitching why doesn't anyone like manticores when we all know why. Also roleplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671102
Wouldn't your waifu be a dhampir then?

>>12671096
Not so bad, I get an awesome hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671078
>Maledom fags
You even quoted one guy who said he doesn't like submissive girls, you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671128

Undead Ushi Oni that if you have enough sex with becomes a Wight Oni... thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671128
Pharaoh-Lamia.
This is a must.
Also, her crotch is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671128

That's not really new or a hybrid. Dracoliches have been DnD monsters since the 70's. They're standalone just fine like Gazers/Beholders or Displacers or whatever.

But yeah, that's an easy classic KC hasn't done yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671115
>Bullshit catch
>Is too much of a pussy to take any challenge in life or make sacrifices and expects other to do so for him

Maledumbasses, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671122
No fuck you Anon.

I'm angry, angry at things.

Please be angry with me Anon. Let's anger together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671122
>>12671127
I actually cut the word femdom short to indicate he's not wrong because he's a femdomfag, just a plain idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671128
Delicious brown white Jinko Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671137
>maledumbs

Why didn't I think of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671121
>'Master Anon, how goes thy attempt to look like thine visage...what is that.'
>Just look at her with the Horse Mask without saying a word

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671136
It's the only picture I had for reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671107
Don't they make those centaur horse body costumes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671137
>is a sub
>acting better than anyone when all he wants out of life it to be a bitch with no responsibilities

You're out of your league.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671078
>>12671115
>>12671122
>>12671137
>>12671138

For fuck's sake you people are doing it AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671144
>"Are you mocking me?"
>[Sweating Bullets]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671107
Do the horse costume trick with a buddy.
Be like:

>I ate another human to be like you.
>Aren't you proud of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671137
>>12671143
Subsissies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671149

I'm >>12671122 and I was telling him to shut the fuck up so he doesn't start shit.

I just want a nice thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671155
Domitard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671128
Coastal Lamias

Sea snakes are some seriously fucking awesome snakes. So I'd like to see an amphibian lamia with colorful coats of red yellow and black.

Or a mottled moccasin lamia would be fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671048

I wouldn't know, since apparently a faggot in the IRC wants me to write MG horror, or at least not happy stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671075
I don't remember nearly as much bitching about the ushi-oni fad a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671128
I like loli zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671137
I mean, in my defense, Anubis was a close second. I just like an equal relationship with a Ryu better because I can teach her to be a more well-rounded person while still helping to support her.

Anubis sounds challenging, yes, but too challenging.

And then Jabberwock wants me to dress up like a princess. Would've been better if there were prince costumes involved instead.

So yeah. Please don't say unnecessary things/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671162
Don't listen to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671155
>>12671159
Goddammit, we aren't a console war thread on /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671163
>nearly as much bitching

One post to get him to shut up about manticores is bitching up a storm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671155
maldomlusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671161
>moccasin lamia would be fine too.
June did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671169

Well he said, and I quote.

"From what i've seen, i'd suggest Lovecraft" as far as writing style. So I guess... Eldritch Abomination style Dark Matter? Who the fuck knows or cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671137
I can't believe I'm defending maledomfags, but you're a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671172
>>12671159
>>12671155
>And then the argument devolved into calling each other names.

I mean, it's funny and all, but you're shitting up the thread with your arguing.
Fuck off, both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671174
I thought I was the only one in these threads that liked June.

I always feel so terrible for her, she really did do nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671163
>Fad

Arachnotaur is not a fad, she's a religion and lifestyle.

Now Hathor, that she demon was a fad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671128
Ghoul Manticore
>>12671171
There's been about seven posts bitching about manticores, most of which in the last couple hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671159
What crawled up your ass? You wanted people to choose to be some bitch and they didn't want that, that makes them domfags, which is bad because these threads are 100% femdom. Go fuck yourself.

>>12671170
SHUT UP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671178
Fuck you for responding to them.

Fuck me for responding to you.

Fuck whoever responds to me.

If you fall into any of the above categories you need to fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671185
Woah shit, chill.
Chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671185
>which is bad because these threads are 100% femdom

Actually these threads have been pretty equal/dom the past few days, it's like the subfags dropped out until more recently in this thread. People have been talking about raping MGs without getting bitched at.

And also, it's his writefag thing, he can bitch about whatever he wants concerning it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671192
Let me guess: You're a Switch aren't you? Too spineless to take a side, have your cake and eat it too. Man up and go completely dominant, stop being a sissy.

There is literally nothing wrong with raping Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's a nice moment to go to sleep. With some luck all the shit will be deleted tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671194
FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671200
Hi Donte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671199
I wish I had a blanket that looked a cuddly and soft as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671197
>not understanding sarcasm

Is everyone in this fucking thread retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671179
Makes me wonder what she's up to. You know she won't let go of MC so easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671181

Today we will remind them of the horror of terrible writing and a 1980s horror movie approach to Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671199
>Lamia sleeping on a papasan couch when?

[Anonymous No.]

In this episode of Janet's Daycare:

Stubborn little Anons with different tastes resort to namecalling... AGAIN!

Will these faggots ever give it a rest? How many will our favorite janitor have to put in a timeout? Are we going to be able to keep up with /jp/'s posting standards?

Stick around to find out, only on /mgg/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671206
I still like that you know.

I don't regret capping and stitching it either.

[Anonymous No.]

There is just something so appealing about a Ryuu goddess in need of someone to help her.

Damn it man Im going to vote for her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671198
>There is literally nothing wrong with raping Monster Girls
Kill yourself. If it is possible in the most painful way.

Just because you like maledom it doesn't mean you want to rape anything that moves, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you Janet the kikimora maid!

Clean clean clean.

We really need to do something nice for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671220
Being the support a goddess needs is tough work in itself, but dammit if I'm gonna pass up the opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671220
This. I prefer femdom over maledom but helping a Ryu and making her happy it's worth of choosing her.

[Anonymous No.]

I am probably a little slow on this.
But I really think Janet is an /MGG regular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671223
We'll mail the janitor a package of french nougats for being the janitor we need but don't deserve.

It will only bring the janitor more in our favor.
Unless he doesn't like nuts...in which case, I'm out of ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671233
Kikimora Daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671228
>Can appreciate both sides of the spectrum
Ah, yes.
This peace is what all true warriors should strive for.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Janet to go yandere for me.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/JZQHrAD.png

Would you give her a relaxing foot massage after a long day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671235
Probably not the best idea. Unless >>12671229 is somehow right and actually would appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671239
That looks surprisingly furry.
I'mma go with "Naah."

[Anonymous No.]

A gift for Janet?

Obviously I'd get her a Roomba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671243
Kusou Rumba

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671241

http://i.imgur.com/ZLDVdWV.png

I'm not seeing it, anon. She just has a wider nose than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671245
>Kuso Rumba
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671229
>Giving a Monstergirl-sona to the janitors
>Monstergirl-sonas
Shouldn't have to say how autistic that is. But regardless I doubt that, the rest of /jp/ hates us. The Janitors would be no different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671256
>the rest of /jp/ hates us
Really?
Do they say things about usin other threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671213

You're not allowed to like anything Ovaries wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671229

I keep hoping one day she'll turn on her purple trip and just say hi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671259
Don't you remember when we first came here? Don't you understand how vastly different our thread culture is compared to their board culture? Look around you Anon, we don't belong here. We never belonged here, but we got stuck here, for better or worse. But all of us are foreigners, bringing our shit customs and polluting /jp/'s purity.

Think of it like how Islams are entering Europe. We have nothing in common with the rest of /jp/, we're just immigrants that are preventing them from taking it easy, they'd kick us out if it was in their power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671256
This, oh god this.
>>12671262
I never knew Bollocks wrote that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671259
Splice a kikimora with a cheshire cat
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671269
/jp/ hasn't exactly been "pure" for the past 3-4 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671269
Atleast we aren't raping their threads and trying to enforce Mamono law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671269

but some 2hus are monster girls too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671266
I don't think I'd be up for that happening after that last time that's happened.

>>12671269
I mean, you're not wrong on the whole. But I wouldn't say we're necessarily preventing them from taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671247

Completely inhuman face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671221
>>12671228
See? Two guys from both sides who are not fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671269

We are not the only general, and i doubt the others belong here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671269
But that was months ago. I'm sure they've at least warmed up to us a bit. They still don't say anything about us.
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671272
The best maid ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671279

The last time it happened was on /a/. Different moderator/janitor combo here, despite the idea the former is global.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671269
We like Ran yakumo so we sorta fit in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671276
A lot of them, yeah, but the fandom and the culture is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671270

It's one of the few things he'll admit to.

That, and the Echidna unbirthing. Honestly, I don't know what's worse. The 1980s hamfisted horror or the ad naseum shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671281
See>>12671236

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671089
We're doing it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671293
You're a bad person anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671290
>Echidna unbirthing
Accompanied by a picture of a Shingeki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671273
And this thread helps that at all?

>>12671275
We're raping their board with our existence though.

>>12671279
Anon, look how much the Janitors have to come in here. now look at how slow the rest of the board is. You think they like all this extra work, with people they're not used to being around nor understand?

>>12671276
>>12671286
>>12671282
It's not about whether or not Monster Girls 'fit'. It's the fact we came from /a/, our culture, the fact that we greentext and spoiler, the fact we have normies, MGU roleplayers, and other 4chan foreigners outside of here, nothing about us as a group belongs here. We are everything /jp/ despises, and we're right next to them now.

>>12671283
You think /jp/ is able to warm up to us? Please tell me you're not this delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Pharaoh friend invites you to her home, and you two hang out together.

Eventually, the conversation veers to the sarcophagus she sleeps in, and invites you to take a good look inside to see the gold lining.

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670226
I sort of pictured her a more muscular and taller.

Or else anon must be a pretty wimpy bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671314
>Please tell me you're not this delusional.
I want to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671319
Sure. I was always pretty curious about sarcophagus' and ancient Egypt. Love to see the detail into making those things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671098
I fantasize about a more equal relationship with my werewolfu.
Like putting on whatever I need to cosplay a werewolf, and getting her in the mood by licking her all over. Her paws, her throat, neck, cheeks, ears. Everywhere in reach.
We'd fall back onto the bed, but I wouldn't let her roll on top of me this time. I'd play the alpha, baring my teeth at her throat while she giggles and lets me take the lead.
I'd nibble at her throat and pin her paws above her head with my hands, and with every grazing of my teeth at her skin, instinct would take over, and her quiet laughing at the penetrating tickling would give way to whining and moaning.
I'd keep it up until she was putty under my touch, made completely subservient by her own nature.
Then I'd move away from her throat, up her body until I was face to face with her, staring into her eyes. She'd take back her agency the moment I kissed her, leading me with her tongue wrapped around my own, but she'd know that tonight, I'd be the one taking the reins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671308
How is wanting family to bond at he deepest level bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671319
Pharaoh a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671311

That's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671319
Yeah sure.

What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671326
She'd wonder why I'd break the kiss some time later, but would understand when I touched my nose to hers, nuzzling happily and showing my affection in a distinctly canine way, taking her licks and laps upon my face in stride.
Foreplay reaching a crescendo, I'd part from her to roll her over on her stomach. I doubt I'd even need to tell her to raise her rump as high in the air as her back could arch.
Maybe I'd spend a few minutes hotdogging her just to let her pant and beg a little bit longer, before slowly, blissfully hilting into her.
For as long as possible, I'd keep a slow pace, bending down to graze the tips of her ears with my teeth or to milk her breasts from behind. But with her milking me herself, I doubt I could refrain from losing myself to hard, fast, rough and feral sex with her, slapping myself against her asscheeks repeatedly, to pleasured yapping and moaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671326
I was actually thinking more dire wolf than werewolf which is more alpha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671334
Every second would bring us closer to mutual climax, and when it came, I'd throw the last tatters of restraint to the wind and pound her like, well, an animal. Under her howls of climax I'd lose myself, panting and grunting until every last spurt of seed was shot into her, searing walls convulsing and constricting around my member as if they were made just for me, squirting back her own orgasm in barely felt splashes of lubrication.
Then, sweaty and exhausted, I'd pull out and collapse onto the covers beside her. We could always just wash them in the morning, after all.
Afterglow flooding through us, we'd catch each others' eyes. Maybe she'd ask me to wear those wolf ears more often. Maybe she'd comment on taking a few tips away from tonight to use on me next time. Or maybe she'd even promise to make me feel as sore as I'll make her feel, come the morning.
Either way, we'd get snug under the covers, ready to fall asleep in each others' embrace. She'd give a few more tender licks to the side of my face, which I'd return. Not with kisses, but with my own.
Her tail wrapped around my leg, her paws tickling my feet and engulfing my back in fluff, we'd drift off together, agreeing sleepily about how we should try this again sometime.

It'd only be in the morning when I realised that I didn't take off the ears and tail last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671314
Who the hell cares? The day we get kicked out of /jp/ we just bitch until we get our own board.

>but muh content

Do you want to go to MGR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671324
>>12671333
When you step inside, you take special interest in the care taken to line the sarcophagus with both gold and lapis lazuli. but you soon ask yourself why the coffin is so big, as it could easily fit 2 people at once.

That's when the last thing you see before the complete darkness comes is her face, her eager smile, and the beautiful blue eyeliner marking her sharp eyes.

>You spent the night at Pharaoh's home
>Your HP and MP have been restored

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671356
Well, guess I'm not going back to her house now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671370
But why not?
It's a great place to go back to when your strength is getting low, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671356
>HP and Mana restored
Cuddling in a sarcophagus, AND getting your HP and Mana back? Time to make this my new place of residence and my new save spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671356

>run home and tell my apophis waifu that the pharaoh was mean to me
>slithers as fast as she can to her home and knocks over her garbage cans
>she'll have to spend HOURS cleaning all of it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671326
>>12671334
>>12671340
eh. a little 2 switch 4 me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671319
So people say Pharaoh is just a nigga with a garden snake, right?

Didn't KC at one point say that Pharaoh's snake gives her power, and can even be her most trusted weapon? To what extent would the word 'weapon' be applied?

I'd like to see Pharaoh using her snake transformed into a sort of arm-attached blade. Like the cobra, grafted into her arm as a sword or being held as a staff. That'd be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671394
Or it can wrap around both of her arms and turn into some super mega venom buster cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671394
Pet snakes of magicy types can often turn into a magic staff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670720
ryu time. i'd wind up strangling the others to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671405
A magitek-based railgun sounds more appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671406
Makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671405
Strange, but I like it.

>>12671394
Do you think Pharaoh would be able to use solar magic? You know, being the living embodiment of the sun god and all.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to choose niggers

1. Grapist Apophis
This Apophis wants to rule the desert and eventually the world, but will need your help to do so. You will be her loyal sidekick as she enacts her evil plans that include writing in Sharpie on Pharaoh's Window how big of a nerd she is, or standing in her grass. You're free to tell her that these 'evil deeds' are just mild annoyances to Pharaoh and show her the path to true evil, or you can keep up entertaining Apophis and living a life of mischief. She is a Christmas Cake and will rape you occasionally.

2. Smugdere Pharaoh
This Pharaoh already rules the desert, and is content. Everything in her kingdom is A OK, aside from the times when she notices she's been mildly inconvenienced for some reason. She enjoys taking it easy and doing relaxing things, such as drinking tea, reading books, going for walks, etc. Her Kingdom runs at a slow but steady pace, though you're free to try and persuade Pharaoh to start running a tighter ship, or you can live a relaxing easy life with the Pharaoh. She is a Christmas Cake and while sex is often switch, the Snake will always sit in the corner and watch you, no matter what.

Or do you go for... The Mystery Box? It could have anything, it could even have that Apophis waifu you've been wanting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671378
Well, like I said in the first post, I'm more an "equal" kind of guy.
I don't want a relationship with my waifu to be just "femdom" or "maledom" or "switch". People can like what they want, but my ideal is a relationship where we can be absolutely free with each other.
I'm talking about the sort of thing where our thing is to just lavish as much happiness and pleasure onto each other as physically possible. I don't really see it as "switching" so much as a relationship where the phrase "tonight, why don't we try (kinky or dom thing)" comes up often, and either one of us could say it.

Maybe it comes off as a "switch" situation to you, and I couldn't blame you for that if it was true. After all, that little ditty I wrote was only a small glimpse into my fantasies.

But then again, maybe what I've described above is a "switch" relationship. I don't know.
All I know is that I want a werewolf waifu, with a relationship in which we are utterly devoted, loyal and loving to each other. I want us to be comfortable together, laugh and smile together, and to try new things and explore each other and the world together. Maybe that is "switching".
If it is, then sign me the fuck up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421
3) lego loving snuggly Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421
Smugdere Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421
Is the Mystery Box a sandworm?
Fuck it, I'll take the box anyway. It could end up being >>12671424, and we could end up building Lego mechs together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421
Give me that fucking box.

What could go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421
Mystery box!

Here's hoping for sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671431
>What could go wrong
And Anon ruined the mystery box for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421

every day is grape day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671431

You could get Fia or Moth-chan and be hated by some anons forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671438
Now come on, how bad could it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670691
>Unsure Princess Arachne
This please
I'd go Full Crusader Kings II on that world

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671446
I sure hope we haven't jinxed ourselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671424
>>12671429
>>12671431
>>12671437
>>12671460
You open the Mystery Box and find...

Oh dear.

It's a Wurm. A cute dumb moe one who is adorable, but acts autistic. She'll like you though if you don't bully her and will try her best to make you happy. Yup, she is indeed a Wurm...

But not just any old one

This Wurm is the true manifestation of Ra on this world, the 'Pharaoh' is nothing more than a fraud who managed to trick the Wurm out of her Ra spirit. Now you find yourself hunted down by the Pharaoh's royal assassins and attacked by all the forces she can muster to destroy you. You and the Wurm must flee from these enemies, as well as try to discover a way to restore the Wurm's powers so she can take her rightful place as ruler over Egypt. Also, depending on your actions, you can either mislead the Apophis to join your group or, depending on certain actions, will hunt you and the Wurm down to fulfill her mission of bringing eternal darkness. Good luck, and we hope you enjoy your at-least 24 episode adventure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671461
FUCK
IT'S A CHILDREN'S CARTOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671461
Success leads to me restoring Ra's mind and power to her wurm form?
Yeah, sure, I'm down for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671461
We get sun based superpowers, right?

Right?

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671461
Ha!

I jinxed ourselves a way better pick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671461
A two cour season? I'm indifferent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671465
>Inb4 it's a 24 episode adventure that ends on a cliffhanger
>And no S2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671461
Will she still be dumb and adorable when she regains her spirit and power? Will she still love me? Though I'm afraid to lose her, I will still help her reclaim that which she has lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421
Delicious brown all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671471
Final Episode. For now, enjoy your cute brown dopey Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671461

So pharaoh bullying with the grapesnake was a better deal then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671469
>Brown wurm with glittering golden scales
>With her powers returned, her body glows with the warmth of the sun
>After caring for her impaired self for so long, she feels only the utmost of gratitude and love towards you
>For all of eternity, until the sun burns out
>But until then, you'll live in prosper with her, spreading happiness and fair bounty wherever the two of you go.

It's worth the risk, I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421
I'll take that Red Snake.

Actually, I'll take the box since that wasn't a choice at this juncture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671483
>all of eternity
>until the sun burns out
Have fun with those about 2.5 billion years until it wipes out life on Earth, then the last lonely 1-1.5 billion years until it goes white dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a long pink snake for her .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671489
>She turns giant and then loli
This got weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671489
But Anon, she'll only go out if Apophis manages to kill her. And if you befriend Apophis during your quest, or keep her as her to just doing 'mild annoyances' evil, everything should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671141
Seconded

P-Please drawfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671006
Ow, I split my lip.
Still laughing though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421
Grapist Apophis. My inner supervillain demands that I pick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667131

I can't help but stare at those delicious looking breast protruding from her dress. Is this even a thing? Never seen a Chinese dress like that before

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671421
Im honestly conflicted here. I don't know which one to pick.
I'm going to go with Apophis because life with her sounds more entertaining.

That christmas cake Pharaoh, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670720
Anubis.
Always Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671483
>>12671489
>>12671493
>>12671495
At least you'll get to see the formation of Milkomeda and possibly the solar system being flung out into space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671461
>Nearly picked Pharaoh
>Pharaoh was a corrupt final boss all along
SHOCKING TRUTH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671502
She sounds more like a Disgaea protagonist than a real villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671512
You telling me the demon paths in those games are not fucked up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671518
Oh they're fucked up, yeah.
But take Mao for example.
Apophis is Mao.
Apophis with frazzled hair and coke bottle glasses when?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12669285

So, uh
How about all dem posts about CYOA today?
I can keep going if you guys want

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671530
Sure.
Even though I have to go drive my dad to the airport and won't be back for an hour.

And then go to sleep cause of an early shift tomorrow.

Gabby's a fun thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671530
I'm perfectly fine with continuing but if you or other anons interested are tired then breaks are always nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671530
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671082
is that blood?

What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.]

tired of gabby

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671530
Yes, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671544
really why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671544
I've been ignoring this shit since the first greentext

[Anonymous No.]

Cloven hooved Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671544
probably because it takes over the thread like a cancerous growth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671548
Hs harem things bore me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671556
Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671559

Well, in all fairness, anonymous isn't a single hive mind but a grouping of people with no hard criteria on joining. That is to say, you'll get people with all kinds of different tastes, which is why the protag has been a bit schizophrenic about which girl he's been after

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671548
It lacks direction, keeps introducing new characters, no end in sight.
Its turning into a lame anime that they never finish subbing because it got stale.

Everyone wants to rape the jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671562
Indeed.

I, for instance, want a 3-P relationship where he lovingly bullies the sleepy mouse and the tomboy childhood friend.

Different strokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671564
And lacks any real plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671556
No way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671489
That was a contradiction I should've caught.
Still, though, she's god of the sun. I'd take her up on her offer of love no matter what happened.

>Ra is dying.
>Monstergirls and humans haven't walked on the surface of earth for centuries now.
>Her power waning, Ra does the last thing she can before her sun blasts the Earth's surface with fire.
>She casts a spell of teleportation to the only place she has left.
>Inside herself. Inside the sun.
>You're not burning, even at the core of the great celestial fire.
>After all, she'd never dream of harming you. Not after the countless years you've spent together.
>Instead, she wraps you up in her coils, the two of you curling up and huddling with each other.
>There's tears in her eyes, somehow. Golden, molten tears.
>The sun is crying.
>You've many more years together. Hundreds of thousands, in fact. But her final, uncontrollable act of boiling the water from the Earth's surface is a stark reminder of things to come.
>After all this time, those 500,000 years can't last long enough.
>You and her join together within her sun, ascending with her, becoming formless, but still there, within the expanding star's core.
>Your mind opens up to Everything. Her perception is yours, and you are the sun with her.
>With no Earth to explore anymore, the two of you float in the deep black of space together, reliving memories and taking comfort in each other's company
>When her sun goes white dwarf, you fuck. For the last time ever, as the final, ultimate expression of your shared love.
>Billions of years melt away as your minds melt together, bliss and pleasure and love being the only things you can perceive.
>Climax after climax happens, every hundred-million years or so, each one more intense than the last.
>With your last climax, finally the two of you are spent.
>Content and happy after a literal quadrillion of years, you fall asleep in each others' arms, and drift off into cold oblivion as one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671548
It should be 'Choose your own fap'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671562
I've always been wary of making a CYOA myself because of this. Not just because I don't have the ability to write so on-the-fly to the level of what's required, but because you never know when i'll be forced to change from taking things slow with a gentle Shirohebi to BOUNCE THEM TITTIES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671574
Only to once again for the dust and residue from the nova becomes born as a new solar system, and start life anew.

A continual relationship together like this until the end of time itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671560

Less fun than a pillow fight.

>>12671570

Why not? Cloven hoofs are sexy in their own right. Those tight like a tiger thighs and calves, that glistening slit.

I know it's a Draenei but they're essentially "pure" Succubi anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671580

I bet you would like Soraka too

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671530
Alright, here we go then

>You wake up feeling rather thirsty, though you notice something missing from the bed
>Gabby isn't there with you right now
>Well, she did wake up first
>You notice that the lights are on in the bunker, she must have left them on
>Getting up you look around but don't see her around, though the bunker door is still closed
>Slip your boxers and jeans from the night before back on for modesty
>You get a drink of water and move to check the one place she could be that you can't see her
>Looking into the small bathroom to the side you find her
>She's wearing your shirt, but is kneeling in front of the toilet
>Looks over when she notices you, doesn't look so good
>Seems to take a minute to recognize you
>"I don't feel so good..." She groans, holding her stomach still
>You head over and put your hand on her forehead
>Burning up
>Oh shit, what's this

http://strawpoll.me/2947963

To those not into this, I don't plan on running it too much longer. First time I've ever done anything like this, don't want to step on too many toes. Part of reason I'm doing this at night when it's slower, and switching to strawpoll will eliminate a bulk of posts I generate with this.
I hope that's enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671587

Are you going to stop writing altogether, or just switch from CYOA to a more traditional pastebin story?

Please don't go. /mgt/ needs you. We look up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671587
Better stock up on pickles and icecream kids

shoulda used a condom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671587
I am not saying you need to stop, just to not string out the story so long.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671590
Nah, I won't stop writing. Probably switch to pastebin and try a few stories that way, but no more CYOAs since it's alienating people.
Have an idea about a kumiho fighting her urges, but just conceptualizing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671587
agree with >>12671590 you are in fact the hero we want and need

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671595
I'm just not sure how to guide a CYOA to a conclusion, though I think in this case I'd say once the pairing is set in stone makes sense.
First time doing this after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671595
Example: finish up gabby

Start new one with a Jinko.

Less characters per story.

That sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671580

>those built, juicy thighs

I never got into WoW at all, but I always did like these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671586

What can I say? She's adorable after her visual update.

>Liking cloven hoofs on a Succubutt is bad, but people love the shit out of Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671600

Wait, you want him to remove choices for the other voters, while at the same time obeying your choice?

Yeah, but no. You aren't that special. You're just one of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671603

The difference is that succubutts have a negative stigma in the threads, while holstaruses are almost universally loved save for the few Sabbathposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671603
I bet she is a back door girl too. you know the kind, all proud and formal in public, but a total a sex fiend at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671606
No I mean reduce the number of characters to 2-3 not 5 or 6.

These are SUGGESTIONS, not demands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671610
I also bet she is a sucker for romantic stuff too.
Flowers, dinners out, hand holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671613
But there were only three real characters. Mary, Sally, Gabby. The wyvren had like 2 minutes of screen time, and hardly qualifies as a character more than any background character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671599
Then just have fun, and do it your way, they made some suggestions.

It is your story , write it your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671621
This proves someone didn't read the CYOA then doesn't it?

Anyway I am neutral on it, Doesn't bother me either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671601
I have to agree on your comment, they are cute.
7/10 would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671579
But than only happens from a nova. Barring accretion from another vast source of hydrogen for our sun to feed on during its white dwarf phase, it'll turn into a black dwarf, and stay that way. A truly cold, ultradense mass of electron degenerate matter.

You and Ra are still and unthinking, immortalised until the universe's death in a lifeless ball of Fermi-Dirac regulated fermions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671627
That's an extremely vague statement, one which could equally be sent right back at you. Anyone recall any other major characters besides the three?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670976
There was a time I liked manticores, then there was a time I wanted to bully manticores. Now I want to burn them at the stake, starting at the tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671636
How about using a nailgun on the tailpussy securing it to the floor of a burning shed?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671587
>You better not mess around thinking you can do this on your own
>You get her some water before heading upstairs and out of the bunker
>Find your parents and explain what's going on downstairs
>Mother heads down with you, Gabby doesn't get nervous around her like usual
>Asks why you brought the big bear with you
>Is she seeing things?
>Mother checks her over, Gabby remains confused through the whole thing
>"From all the bottles around, it sounds like too much caffeine." Your mother informs you
>"Don't know how she drank enough to cause this though."
>Wait, maybe it was the pills
>You keep that a secret though
>Mother informs you that she'll just need lots of fluids and rest
>Heads out of the bunker to let you take care of Gabby
>Well, it isn't what you thought it was

http://strawpoll.me/2948039

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671610

>Polish Baphomet's hooves
>She starts furiously blushing and trying to kick you away as you begin to massage her legs, stopping at her thighs

Would you take her right then and there or make her beg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671638
Brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671640
if it was Soraka I would keep going.

I don't into dfc, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671646
>being this superficial and not loving someone for what's on the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671646

Would you also stroke her unicorn-esque horn and lick it, making her even more embarassed at the throbbing in her womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671636
>>12671638
You're the real monsters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671653
Manticores are assholes.

They deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671653
Oh yeah, not the poisonous violent sadists called manticores, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671640
I'd massage her breasts and every erogenous area on her body until she's hypersensitive and moaning uncontrollably.
Then she'd cum just from me rubbing her clit with my member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671653

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671657
>>12671655

That's just their nature, they can't help it.

And their dumb boysluts deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671659
Futurama was the shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671650
> loving a mass pedophile maker
> with a flat chest

Well, not everyone can have taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671666

>Implying plowing into a Baphomet as her smaller frame clings to you, her yelling into a pillow at full volume so you can't see how much she loves her Older Bro isn't heaven

Philistine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671662
It's like getting angry at an ushi-oni for breaking pelvises. There's just no point.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the tufty little manes manticores have around their necks.
They look so perfect for nuzzling. I wish werewolves had them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671662
Manticore pls

You're a shit monster that needs to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671673
What does a Manticore's mane smell like?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671639
>Well, it'd be bad to move her now
>You clean up the bunker and get plenty of water and fruit juice in your minifridge from the one upstairs
>Get the couch set up with all the pillows and blankets you can get
>By the time you're done Gabby has somehow managed to shower herself and come out in one of her clean shirts
>You get her into the nest before taking your own shower quick, getting into some cleaner clothing
>When you get out she's still where you let her, staring into space but with a bit more water out of the glass you left
>Once you sit down beside her she falls asleep leaning into you though
>You're stuck now, but your mother brings the phone down for you
>She called Gabby's parents, they're worried and want to hear from you
>Mother is hanging around to hear the full story too

http://strawpoll.me/2948088

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671671
A flat chested woman is not a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671675
That is a massive tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671662
>>12671672
They can't break me if I break them first. Physically and/or Mentally

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671675
Roses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671675
Like her shampoo, only a little less strongly. With a slight edge of fur musk to it, wild, but still fragrant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671675
Do you think she gets sweaty around her mane when she thinks about raping HBs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671677

Well then you'll just have to wait for the day that faggots actually write about an adult Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671690
Someone really should. She's been delolified anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671675
The last fifty guys she fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Suffering a shit when it's someone getting fucked over by someone else. Pisses me off when your "suffering" is just some shit that could have been easily avoided by someone not being a fucking dickwad.

>Story about a man outliving his insect girl waifu when?
>Story about an incredibly long lived MG outliving her husband even with incubusziation's increase in longevity when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671652
If she likes it, yes. Her blushing is very much a turn on, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671676
>You explain what the two of you got up to that day, not wanting them to get too worried about it
>You skip over the bit about the pills though
>Change up the story of how the first time went
>Gabby would have a vague recollection anyways
>They're still worried, but seem alright with her recovering there now
>Her mother comments she wouldn't get much rest otherwise now
>You decide not to ask what she means, you can look it up easy enough
>You give the phone back and your mother covers the mouthpiece for a second
>"Stick with one, alright?" She asks, patting your head after the gentle warning
>Head upstairs and makes plans with Gabby's parents for a bit
>You are left with Gabby resting against you, sleeping like an angel
>Guess you won't be sparring with sister today
>You're not going to be sleeping though, need something to do

http://strawpoll.me/2948143

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671696
Lets see what MGs are hot from there

Ahri
Soraka
Nami
Morganna

I think that's it

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671702
Shoot, forgot to put trip back on for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671703
>not including Cassiopeia

Captcha: Youriat Buttler

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670372

I just want a foxgirl to love me.

[Anonymous No.]

In case you wanted to know what Kitsoviet looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671702
>Stick with one
Huh.
Wonder why she'd say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671703
Ahri is nice and all, but Morgana a best man.
Dem fallen angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671712
>Monstergirlifying authors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7-BX4bWYvg
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671712
>Draining liquid down bare, tan, loli chest.
This.
I like this.

What is it that's pooling between her thighs for me to drink up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671675
What is she holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671712
>>12671720
Would most writefags here be referred to as the monsters they frequently write about, or something else entirely?

>inb4 monstergirlsonas
I know it's terrible, but since we're on the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671727
As long as they don't RP or avatarfag with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671727
I still wanna be a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671702
>http://strawpoll.me/2948143

I'm just waiting for the anon who kept begging for sleep-violation to throw a fit at this point. Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671727
Let's not even cross that bridge hypothetically Anon. Janet was just a hypothetical and now look at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671712

Is that a tan line or a swimsuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671702
Why is there no option for molesting her while she is asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671736
Tanline, my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12669791
Oh God. It just struck me.

>A Nuclear Device is surface detonated in MGE by Radical Paladinists.
>A medium sized village gets hit by radiation
>Village Rendered sterile
>Pregnant MGs give birth to stillborns
>Strontium-90 in breast milk, especially in Holstautus's. Bone/Marrow Cancer and Leukemia everywhere
>The village suffers more and more as the days go by. Many fatalities each day.
>Only the insect MGs weather through the Radioactive storm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671734
>>12671740

Hah, there he is. I knew he was here somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671703
No Elise.
Something is wrong with your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670880
>once you are married no one gives you special privileges
>no one cares about you
>no one goes out of their way for you
>but at least you have a wife

So like real life, only with a wife. I can live with that.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671702
>You decide to check that comment out first and pick up the laptop
>Doesn't take long for you to find the page again
>Reading through it carefully you find the part that she must have meant
>'While it has less effect, a dormouse becomes less able to rest on their own or sleep at night after their first time. They will only rest well with those they view as their partner.'
>Well, that's a bit of info you could have used
>It only takes effect if it's unprotected too
>Do you really regret it though?
>You set the laptop aside and pull Gabby up onto your lap, holding her from behind while she stays wrapped up in her blanket
>You turn the television on and turn the volume down as low as you can still make out words, choose something to watch
>After a few hours you realize that daytime television is still terrible, and pick up your land line
>You call Sally, deciding to chat with her for a bit
>The phone rings for a bit before she picks up, not knowing who was calling her
>"Hello?"
>You say hello back, she shows no sign of being flustered like she was friday night
>You chat for a bit, but she asks what you're up to now

http://strawpoll.me/2948205

>>12671740
You'd sex an exhausted mouse you had oding on caffeine? For shame!
Maybe in a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12670946
>neglected the fact that we mouth raped her already

[Anonymous No.]

> flirting with C.F. in front of girlfriend

ABORT ABORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671749
Man I don't like any of those options. We should tell her we're with Gabby but that she's asleep right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671756
She already knows that protag is going out with Gabby. Just bringing it up like that makes it sound like he's covering up an affair or something, like, "She's listening, don't say anything incriminating."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671760
I think you miss understood. I said tell her we are with her at that moment, as in she is there with us but as she has fallen asleep we decided to call sally up. Without specifically making it sound like now that all other options are exhausted we turned to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671072
>new menace causing havoc in MGC, calls himself Grape Man
>written by J.J.Jameson

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671749
Just to say, I voted for telling her the whole truth, but I'd also want to mention thinking of how to tease and bully her more.

I wonder how she'd react to saying thinking of ways to tease her...but how you now think they might be better served with Gabby...nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671762
>You will never be the masked avenger in a grape costume.
>You will never grape MGs before they can rape someone.
>You will never watch the news after your night of crime-fighting.
>You will never grin as a reporter warns the viewers that 'the following images might be graphic'
>You will never feel a sense of pride as it cycles through various MG thugs, covered in a thick, purple syrup, with the message "Crime will be GRAPED" attached to each of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, who's the assclown who made a new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671767
The Rape Graper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671769
Probably some newfag. They're the only ones retarded enough to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671769
As long as it has 'Monstergirl' somewhere in the OP it's fine.

That way I can at least find it.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671749
>You tease her and say that you're thinking of ways to tease her
>Gets a bit flustered and stammering on the other side
>Ask jokingly if she wants to suggest some things
>Only embarrass her more, not getting anything too coherent
>This is rather fun
>Asks what you're doing besides that to try and change the subject
>You let it slip that you're helping Gabby rest, she's napping now
>Sally is surprised, asking why you're calling her now
>Let alone to tease her

http://strawpoll.me/2948266

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671769
Yeah some retard made a new thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671712
i didn't want to know
thanks for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671780
Anons are bringing this story in a bad direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671796
I agree, but I also give points to the writer, for putting up with this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671799

Anons always go for the harem route. They're greedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671802
I mean shit I want it too if we can get it but flirting with another girl when our girlfriend who we just fucked and came inside like half a dozen times or so is asleep on our lap. That's just low, though it does sort of fit with how we started this story out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671796
>>12671802

See
>>12671562

[Anonymous No.]

It was the people bitching about CYOA and the idiots who started two more shortly after Gabby got popular. Thanks for fucking everything up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671796
>>12671799
>>12671802

Niggas just cant be happy with an adorable little mouse that only wants you and now the dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671807
Must bully them both. Lovingly.

>>12671802
To be fair, it started with bullying Gabby. That was adorable. Then he introduced a very appealing childhood friend.

Then he made her fun to bully too.

And then there are the anons who want onee-chan too. Imagine if he made onee-chan bully-able too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671601
Yeah, space goats are pretty based.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671780

>You joke that Gabby is thinking of joining in after hearing what she put up with
>You can almost feel the heat of Sally's face through the phone
>You tell her you're joking, and that Gabby is fast asleep and can't hear you talking anyways
>Sally complains on her end, calling you several names
>You start to feel a bit guilty though, this is a bit wrong
>You explain to Sally what happened the night before, again omitting some of the parts
>Tell her you won't be teasing her again
>Gabby wouldn't like it
>She agrees, though sounds a bit saddened about it through her usual voice
>Tells you to be happy with her
>"I really loved you, ya know?" She comments

http://strawpoll.me/2948308

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671830
>Those choices; #1 and #4

We're either going to end up with an NTR-trainwreck breakup or a bigamous harem, I have no idea which.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671780
>Mother tells you to pick and stay with one
>Well, fucked the mouse, time to flirt with the cat.
Wow. You guys are something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671837

It happens every time, even going all the way back to Truckercore when they were supposed to be forced to choose between the Mantimilf and the Faggotcat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671830
This is where you save and go look up the guide to find the harem route and avoid the bad ends.
>>12671836
One wrong word and we could fuck ourselves.
>>12671837
The votes have been inconsistent as fuck, but there are different people voting each time probably so yeah that inconsistency has screwed us over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671830
>>12671830

>"I love you too, but I'm with Gabby and I love her. I'm sorry, Sally."

Pulling on my heartstrings Nyanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671830
I want to invite her over. To cuddle Gabby. Gabby could use more cuddling, always.

>>12671837
I question whether she meant that as a warning towards monogamy to spare feelings, or because she didn't think you could handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671840
>One wrong word and we could fuck ourselves.
I love this tension though. Looks like 'I love you more' is winning. I'd love to see how Nyanon handles it. Something like
>You know, in all honesty, I think I have feeling for you both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671847
He's a better man than the collective votes so he probably wont let those fools screw us over because they want suffering/ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671847
>Sally, I...
>To tell the truth, I-I have this weird feeling.
>Like, I love you both.
>But not like, equally, or at once. Like, in a weird, indecisive, back-and-forth way.
>I-I think I may be schizophrenic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671852
This. Honestly explaining the lack of comprehension as to your emotions is the best way. No one can really blame you for what the heart wants, and if you work through it all together you can come to a happy conclusion. Although, honestly expressing these emotions would have been a b=good fucking idea before we made the mouse utterly dependant on us. Now we gotta take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671838
If only Bobarino would've had the guts to bad end the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671853
>Make a joke about anons wanting different things leading to an MC that apparently has mental issues.
>Some anon views it as a suitable explanation and route.
>CuteElfGoin'Kay.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Do barn owl harpies scream while they're raping you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671857
I take my Gabby 200% serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671857
We'll accept anything other than a bad end.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671830
>You tell her you still love her
>Probably since you were a kid without realizing it
>You may even love her more due to the history you have
>But you still love Gabby, and you've done some stupid things with her
>You can't leave her or hurt her now
>You're sorry
>She's crying on the other end, you can tell
>Hangs up before too long, obviously doesn't want to talk now
>You hang up too, feeling a lot worse than you were before
>But Gabby is still sleeping peacefully in your lap, none the wiser
>You're feeling regret, are you really doing the right thing?
>It's hard sorting out your feelings right now, you can't seem to make a decision
>But it may be too late now

http://strawpoll.me/2948341

Harem route with two still possible, but choose wisely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671863
Honestly at this rate if anons choose a bad end just give it to them for being fuck ups. As much as I almost need a good end if people ask for it this much just give them what they deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671859

Regular barn owls would always scream at me when they were pissed or being dicks but before they attacked. The attacks were always silent. And the little ones made this horror monster noise between a cheep and a hiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671863
Go option 3, and then go with option 1, and then go with option 2 and set up some time face to face.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671865
I can only avoid it SO much yknow?

Whatever happens, remember!
It's the fate you chose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671863
>Girl just hangs up on you
.Fuck giving her time to sort out her emotions, Call her again, right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671871
Not if it goes bad. I tried to keep this going good from the start but if people want to wreck it now there isn't anything I can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

he can stop posting options that ruin the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671878
We don't want him spoonfeeding us the good end. If we're collectively too stupid to get a good relationship, we don't deserve one.
>>12671875
Know how you feel. I can feel that we're going to be locked out of Sally real soon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671878
Would you rather have all ability to fuck up be removed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671878

Fuck off. This is how Quests/CYOAs work. You fuck up it's YOUR fault as the player. Not the QM's.

It's also why this shit should go to /tg/. Regardless of how it ends it'll be a shitstorm JUST like Truckercore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671878
>implying this is his fault
no, anon. Admit it. This is the future they chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671872
This anon is wise.
You fuckers should listen to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671883
Please don't destroy my city Godzilla-chan.

I'll bake you a cake.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671863
>You can't leave it at that
>You call Sally again
>She stops the calls three times without picking it up
>On the fourth she picks it up and is clearly upset
>"W-what, can't you leave me alone?" She asks, clearly fighting with her sadness
>You say you can't leave it at this
>Tell her you'll call again when Gabby is recovered so you can talk with both of them about it
>It takes about ten seconds before she responds
>"Alright..."
>It looks like she's giving it a chance
>You thank her and you both hang up
>Now all you need to do is let Gabby get coherent enough to respond as herself
>You keep her on your lap and get lunch and dinner for her as the day goes along
>She eats while barely awake, drinks her fluids, and sleeps
>You're starting to worry that things won't happen tonight
>Before Gabby wakes up, her senses seeming clear
>She looks up at you and smiles, resting her head on your chest as she stays comfy
>Notices your serious disposition and asks what's wrong

http://strawpoll.me/2948372

Fair warning, one of these IS a bad end, be very careful

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671904
Fuck, typo in poll
when Sally gets there*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671904
I think you wrote "Gabby" when you meant "Sally" in option 1, anon.

Also, Bad End Advanced Warning? Isn't there a VN that actually does do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671904
>Genuflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671904
You tripple niggers better not vote to spring this on the girl when all parties involved re gathered. She deserves the time to think things through before being asked to make a decision, Just like you've given Sally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671904
>Bad end
I haven't been paying attention to this since i lost track, but boy howdy, I want to see how you guys mess up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671883

the Holst, slime and lamia ones are my favorite captions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671912
That Holstaurus one is what got me into the whole denying them sex for a while to get them like Minotaurs thing. Also lap pillow breast feeding handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671904
Niggers are just gonna fuck this up for the hell of it because they don't like fun. Honestly it would completely defeat the purpose of making this a cyoa and probably anger some people but if you genuinely want to do a good end just do it. Its better in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671904
well, bad end here we come!

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all of you guys who fucked this whole Gabby deal to the moon and back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671924
We are all such fuck ups. Our degenerate selfish man whoring ways will bring only ruin and deserved damnation.

[Anonymous No.]

Nyanon, can you at least do a Vengeance-style thing where you show the alternate outcomes to the different choices? Since it looks like we're doomed for a bad end anyways, I'd like to see what the good end looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671920
>>12671924
This is the problem with having cyoas now. There's too much anger and bullshit in these threads. Too many people are quick to fight and try and destroy anything they even mildly don't like. We can't have good things any more. Pray to your various goddesses that they save you soon, we can only go lower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671924
In my defense, I was in and out from the middle of this thing. I've mostly been a witness to this fuck-uppery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671932
It's funny too, since way back when, when a CYOA was made, we were as soft as a Weresheeps fur
Now, it's like a Salamander told you to fix their sword and you fucked up so royally you had to move to a whole new country just to evade her scorn

[Anonymous No.]

who /big fat cat tats/ here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671937
She gonna die soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671937
I love big fat tats in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671936
Or the Pharaoh told you not to go to the Apophis's den, and you went to the Apophis's den, only to come back and rape the Pharaoh, and only then after being presented with the option:

>Fuck the Pharaoh
>Don't Fuck the Pharaoh

And then we picked option 1. Because nice things, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

We /qtg/ now. This is why CYOAs should not be allowed in /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671904
>Tell Sally that you love them both
>Tell Gabby that you love Sally more
You guys are fucked. Nyanon could you possibly refrain from options which amount to a big red 'Kill the fun' button?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671939
Akame's gonna die soon.
It's in the fucking title.

Seriously, fuck this series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671920
>>12671924
>>12671927
>>12671930
>>12671915


No! Don't let it happen!

Nyanon! You have the power, dont let this happen!

Gont let Gabby get away. Don't ruin the cuteness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671944

That's why we at least should get this:

>>12671930

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671946
>>12671915
Think you miss quoted there a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671937

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671930
Maybe, the bad end should happen, and then we reload from some safer, earlier location.

That sounds like a good idea for everyone.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671904

>You tell her you two need to have a serious talk
>It comes as a surprise to her, but she lets you set her off your lap
>You turn to face Gabby and start to explain your feelings
>All of it
>And finally tell her you love Sally more
>She looks at you for a full, quiet minute
>Eyes wide as she stares in disbelief
>She stands up and moved over to you, grabbing your shirt by the collar as she scowls
>You haven't seen that in a while
>"You think I'll let you get away with all that you did with me?" She asks, sounding angry for the first time you've ever heard her
>She's still surprisingly strong, but not something you couldn't fight
>"I'm not gonna let you, especially since you still love me."
>"You didn't know I sent both videos from last night to my home computer, did you?"
>Wait, she what?
>She was going to combine the two for her to look at sometimes
>She has the upper hand now
>Gabby stands on the couch and pushes the phone towards your face, telling you to call Sally like you planned
>"If she thinks she can have you, I'll put both of you under my boots together." She huffs
>Well, there is no way that she could fight both of you
>But is she suggesting what you think?
>You call Sally up and tell her to come on over, and tell her to hurry
>You're not sure where the punk came back from but Gabby isn't happy with you
>Of course, you could try to talk her out of it
>Or even overcome her with strength, she's half your size!

http://strawpoll.me/2948415

It's the last vote guys, make it count! Each one is a different end! One is still a bad end, and I won't shy away from it if you fuck it up.

>>12671944
I actually did just now, by combining them
I'm too nice
>>12671930
Will do, but it'll just be summaries unless you guys really want the full thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671942
Or when a Dragon lead you to her lair to show off her hoard because you were broke, and she said if you needed any money to just take what you need. But then you end up spending everything she owns by accident because everyone picked option A and now she wants to turn you into ash

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671948
>>12671948

I just clicked a few, my baaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[Anonymous No.]

>Tell her that you love Sally more.
>This option is winning by a landslide.

I choose to believe this is people like >>12671943 who're just spamming the vote to get it done and over with and get the bad end (Which we probably do deserve).

Otherwise, I really would have to accept that the majority of you are all awful people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671952
>The blackmailed has become the blackmailer.
Well, okay then.

I vote that we just talk to her. Maybe overcome her into a hug...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671952
You are too nice. The CYOAer we didn't deserve. You faggots better wait patiently for her to put you both under her boots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671952

I'd like to see the full thing, personally. Since they relatively short (being greentext and all, rather than a full pastebin story). If it isn't too much trouble. I'm just curious, and it should satisfy those complaining about trainwrecking voters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671952
Honestly It would be best if you did the good end by ignoring the whole 'tell her you like sally more' thing and took it from there. Fuck that vote its just people trying to destroy everything fun.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671963
Alright, then I'll do it in order of votes with the first being the official end. I won't be combining them this time, sorry guys
And I really hope nobody here is really trying sabotage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671967
I wish you all the luck in the world Nyanon, you are a good writer, and a decent barber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671967
Considering how many votes you're getting now, above two dozen the last couple times, compared to the like 5 you got just a while ago its obvious no fun allowed faggots are just trying to destroy something they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671937

A million times yes. A story about a catgirl who can't do typical catgirl acrobatics because her large breasts make her fuck up, I think that'd be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671977
And now you've given me an idea.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

Adrift from the crowd, a lone human villager finds himself lost in the forest of sugar coated monstery rape and skittles. Without realizing it, he accidentally stumbles across a dastardly lamia village filled with monster girls who would no doubt rape and imprison him for the rest of his days as a pleasure slave, possibly turning him into a Republican.

Not wasting any time, he manages to cut a hole in a mythical wall separating the tame peaceful forest terrain from the cultivated rape society of snake women in an attempt to get away.

Unfortunately, he finds himself stuck at the waist trying to fit through the person sized hole-in-the-wall (backside-up). Unable to get out, he comes to terms with his fate and peacefully accepts the incoming inevitability by removing his pants and underwear and exposing himself in hopes of his attackers get what they want and leave him alone.

"OH BOY," he speaks with an old timey New York accent, "IT SURE WOULD BE INCONVENIENT IF A MONSTER GIRL WERE TO RAPE ME RIGHT NOW!"

...But he hears nothing.

He begins looking around suspiciously and shifty eyed, "SURE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY ANY WOULD-BE ATTACKER. JUST MY SHAFT AND BUTTHOLE ALL EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE AND DEFINITELY NOT INTENDED FOR ANY ROUGH HOUSING! GEE WILLIKERS, I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO REACT IF SOME KIND OF SNAKE HYBRID OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION WERE TO JUST SAY, COIL AROUND MY LOWER BODY AND PUMMEL MY ROD UNTIL IT'S A COMPLETE MESS OF YOGURTY JUICES."

Sure enough, a band of lamia finally arrive suspecting a human trespassing in their own. They stop to see the man's lower body sticking out without anything covering her. Suspicious, they slither around the wall and wave to the upper half of the lone villager.

"OH NO, HERE THEY ARE! I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT MANKIND POSSESSES THE HEART OF A LION AND THE LOINS OF A HIPPOPOTAMUS. THERE'S NO WAY I'LL SUBMIT TO THOSE ADDITIVES YOU CALL SNAKE CLOACA. MY NIPPLES, THOUGH ERECT, STAND RESILIENT AGAINST YOUR TYRANNY."

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

"Uh.. Hi?" A single lamia slithers forward with a wry smile, "Are you stuck?"

"I ADMIT IT, I'M STUCK AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO FIGHT YOU OFF. DO WHAT YOU WILL, BUT JUST KNOW I WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO YOUR PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY!"

"Eh---?"

"That was a joke, for you see, you're snake women. Snakes make a hissing noise. So putting more emphasis on the ssssss in pussy makes it- You know, more snake-like."

"Mister human, we don't..."

"I understand. So it's to be death by cunnilingus, then? You want- nay, DEMAND to drown me in your aroma and forcefully shove my face up your groin like I'm deep sea diving without scuba gear. Wheezing and coughing for air, but where there is air, there is only pink sensual flesh overloading my brain and choking me with it's juices. Soaking my face like the surface of glazed donut, sticky but not at all as sugary or laced with saturated fat-"

"Mister human, we really don't do the whole 'monster on human male' rape thing."

"-The scent of your unwashed sweaty skin rubbing against my facial hair---- I'm sorry?"

"We're not--" the lamias calmly and politely slide the human out from the hole in the wall and pull up his pants, "Here to rape you, we just came because it looked like you needed help."

The lone villager nods with a dejected face, "Oh. Not even a little?"

"Hah hah, you're funny mister human," the lamia gives the man a hug and ruffles his hair, "Have a nice day now! See ya!"

The lamias leave the man with a smile and wave, the chocolate he had preemptively soaked his penis in has now started to leak through his underwear.

Later that night, the lone villager makes it back home, where he is able to log onto the world wide internet and make a thread on /mgg/.

-OH MY GOD, I WAS RAPED SO HARD I WAS MINDBROKEN BY LAMIAS. WHY CAN'T MONSTER GIRLS JUST LEAVE US GOOD COMMON FOLK ALONE!? FUCKING SAVAGES! MY NIPPLES, THEY STING!-

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671975
Yeah, definitely seems to be the case...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671953
Or like when you are tasked with maintaining a shrine for day for your Ryu girlfriend and you somehow find a way to burn it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671980
>>12671982
Don't ever change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671967
Maybe you could rewind the story to a point far earlier in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671987
Or when a Lich asks you to hold her Necronomicon and you somehow managed to accidentally drop it into the purple green fires that is her fireplace and turned it into nothing but smoke, ash, and some eerie screams

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12671952
Fuck it, not doing the winning one since it's the bad end due to voting concerns
Going with #2

>You decide to talk her down and get her calm before Sally gets there
>As you talk with Gabby she gets calmer, and more understanding
>By the time Sally gets there and gets down, she's all calmed down and you've come to a decision
>Sally herself is in loose clothing and has red eyes and a perpetual frown
>You explain the decision you and Gabby have come to, hoping Sally is alright with it
>You're suggesting that you three try being in a three way relationship, where they share you
>You can love them both
>She is very hesitant, but you give her all the minutes she needs to think
>Eventually, like a miracle, she says yes
>She actually agreed to it
>It'll be a shaky relationship, but you start it off with some simple snuggling on the couch
-Ten years later-
>Sally is getting back from the hospital now, carrying with her a precious package
>Your second daughter, though the first looks very different as the toddler clings to your leg while Gabby is standing next to you
>Somehow it all worked out, and you made the relationship work
>The two mothers are best friends now, even if Sally likes to chase the mice now and then
>Sally gets into your home with your new little girl in her arms, and you introduce the oldest daughter to her
>Your mother never really approved of the relationship, and while your neighbors think it's odd they've come to recognize your commitment to both wives
>Though you haven't officially married them yet
>You still can't decide whose goes first, and they don't want to share
>But you'll be living a long, comfortable life like this for a long time now

Best end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671991
maybe the day after the full moon? does that sound like a nice save point to load from?

[those bewbs No.]

Wow , I keep trying to load the Monster Girl thread and keep finding a CYOA

Anyone else having this problem too?

I swear it keeps sending me to /TG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671980
>>12671982
>[RAUGHS].png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672010
>Fuck it, not doing the winning one since it's the bad end due to voting concerns

Way to not have any balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672010
ho boy, did we ever fuck that one up
now lets restart from the full moon and get all three at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672010
Thank you man. You're on Loen tier too good for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672010
Yay for a Best End. You are a nice guy Nyanon.

I hope that guy who said he was putting it all down on a pastebin or note or something posts the final result in the next thread.

If not, fuck it, I'll spend my evening tomorrow going back and screencapping it.

I for one really liked this cute little ride. Thanks again. Now I'mma go to sleep.

[analmouse No.]

>>12671980
>>12671982

Good work!
5/5 will read again!
It was better than Cats!

Greatest thing I read in the last 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672012
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672017
hey you probably voted for the wrong one
>I voted for patience, but everyone else here acts as if they have ushi-oni blood on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671992
Or when a Kunoichi sneaks you out of your prison on a stealth mission and tells you to be quiet while she leads you to safety, and you start fucking her from behind with the loudest grunts known to man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672010
>Pulling the same cop out as Truckercore
I mean I'm not surprised, just disappointed.

[analmouse No.]

truckercore?

M is for Monster Truck!
Vroom vroom?

No idea what trucker core is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672010
>>12672010

>Not sweet monogamous love from an overenthusiastic mouse, as she tries her damnest to break that pelvis.

I guess this is the best we can ask

[analmouse No.]

>>12672031
Just wait for the movie adaptation, you know they always change it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672028

You didn't listen. You were warned this would happen, shitstorm and all.

[Anonymous No.]

Bunny Girl Hijack!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12672028
>>12672031
You guys went right down the harem end about an hour ago
Don't blame me
>>12672017
Can post the bad end too if you really want it
>>12672018
I think people are annoyed at CYOA already and would just sabotage it more
It's suspicious to get 3 to 4 times the votes suddenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672028
Jewnuki was true end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672038
I have a carrot for ya.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to have to side with no CYOA for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672030
You don't have any idea what Vroom Vroom is either worst wurm
http://imgur.com/LYFxF8P

[Anonymous No.]

Man the CYOA posts were nothing compared to how they used to be. You people are making mountains out of molehills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672039
Yeah. I don't think anyone would really be all that happy with a "Reload".

You dun good, best to leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672039
Its alright man just end it here. I loved it and I know for a fact that others did to. Not your fault some people don't like cyoas any more. It was a good story and a nice try to bring some fun back to this place but we should let it rest for now. Trust me I'd love more cyoas, one of Bromonts is how I got into monster girls in the first place, but it looks like we're a minority now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672048
Yes, its monster trucker wurm in her green dragon.
She says Vroom vroom alot, its from that MG wacky racers game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672039
could we make our own MG CYOA thread somewhere? like /tg/? or do you think the shitposters here will just migrate with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672053
Yeah, she has a Nathan 5kla horn on it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672039
>>12672039

I didnt want this Nyan, I wanted monogamouse. The cuteness you poured into it really hit me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672039

You already said you'd post the alternate ends, don't be such a tease.

Plus, posting a story without asking for vote input isn't technically CYOA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672054

/tg/'s own Quest community would do the same thing. Either you learn to be a better QM or railroad harder. Or both. Plus you couldn't do greentext there. You'd have to write prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672054
Didn't someone say they do CYOA on /TG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672039

http://pastebin.com/deSLX3UG

Read it. Run future things on /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671980
>>12671982
You are a fucking idiot, Bromont.
And you have my respect.

[Anonymous No.]

Suggestion :
Start a MG CYOA on /TG

See the result.

Its a lot better than wondering.

put a link here now and then telling people its going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672060
I would love it if MG CYOA became poplar in /TG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672059
yeah you while you were ruining the whole Gabby story
bitch-kun 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

Post your monster girl apocalypse song. Here is mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTEy4Ms9l9w

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12672057
What can I say, it's my first time doing this
But coming up!

>>12672010

#3, good end

>You decide to wait for Sally to arrive, and stay quiet
>Gabby sits on your lap and keeps facing you, her forceful gaze keeping you down
>Sally arrives after what seems like a long time, and comes downstairs
>She's wearing loose clothing with red eyes from the crying
>Gabby tells her to sit down, Sally does so with some confusion at the far end of the couch
>Seems uncomfortable with looking at the pair of you like you are
>Gabby gets off of you and explains things for you, and sets down the options
>She keeps you to herself, or Sally belongs to both of you and she can stay
>Sally is surprised, to say the least, though the slight flush seems to imply she likes the thought
>She gives it a long thought and eventually comes to a decision
>She agrees to it
>She'll be your and Gabby's pet
>Well, Gabby seems happy now
-10 years later-
>The relationship didn't work out too well, Gabby never lost her dominant streak
>Sally never was into it and only stayed for you, until Gabby had her first daughter
>She left the relationship then, but you stay good friends
>But Gabby is the boss now, even if she is sleeping a lot
>With number two on the way, you wonder just how many kids she plans to have
>Well, it's not too bad you suppose
>Right?

Bad end coming up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672067
Me? I didn't participate.
I just skipped the posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn9C1vKd7Gc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672039
>>12672039

When you add this to the pastebin, be sure to add at least a three way scene between them.

I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Music during the Apocalypse ?

Wow, you have a strange god.

"Well, it's the end of the world, lets play this while it ends."

"Lets see who shall save the world!"

[Anonymous No.]

People have been playing that CYOA that now it is over, no one has anything to post about.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, with all this going on, I guess I'll just say,
Kunoichi art is done. Will post once a larger resolution gets put up.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12672073

>You decide to try to overcome her with physical strength
>You pick her up and put her on the couch to try and pin the squirming dormouse
>Try and calm her down that way
>But now she's screaming, and the bunker door is stuck open
>As you worry about that, you feel her foot hit you in a painful, familiar place
>Her adrenaline fueled leg has hit your berries
>Unable to help it you keel over in pain, the dormouse running up and out the doorway
>"I hate you!"
>You can't even ask her to stop
>By the time it stops hurting, Sally has arrived
>You explain how things happened
>Sally seems to misunderstand, some comments from your family upstairs didn't help
>She says she loves you but won't be a rebound
>She isn't like that
>You try and ask her to wait but she leaves too
>Apparently Gabby called her on the way home, according to your sister
>She seems disappointed
>Your mother even more so
>You think it's alright until school on monday
>You're getting leers from most monster girls and grins from the nastier ones
>It seems that the video Gabby took ended up online on a popular website
>And it spread like wildfire
>You'll have to give up on getting a nicer girl, and get used to being dominated
>Gabby and Sally don't want to talk with you, and the three of you drift away

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672072
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0cxrA3dTv4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672072

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXNOz-HkoOM

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12672084
Now that this is all over, I just want to thank those who stuck with it and gave me their attention. I never thought it'd become such a thing, but I don't think I'll be doing another CYOA anytime soon. It was fun, but it alienated too many people here. I know it seems a bit rushed with those endings, but it just seemed to be about time to finish things. Someone else can add it to the pastebin, since I haven't been collecting it at all, and I thank them very much for it.
And I'm really sorry for annoying those that thought it was clogging up the thread.
May post some more content sometime in the future, maybe something in pastebin or if I get back into practice drawing but until then it's back to being a regular faceless anon.

That was way too long and unneeded of a ending note, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672092
Thanks for everything man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672072

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo9bcP-8hlI

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672092

I was along for the whole ride, and really loved it. Can't wait until you do your next story.
[spoilers]Too bad you're dropping CYOAs. Some authors do a hybrid model where they write long, multi-page chapters, but still post a single strawpoll for just a general direction what the protag should do next. People never seem to complain about those. But after all this drama, I imagine you'd want a break from the whole affair for now.[/spoilers]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672092
Good job drugging some floozy for cheap sex when we had a childhood friend we loved, guys. Good life decisions right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672105
Childhood friend a shit, a shiiiiiit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12667944
>>12668033
>>12668067


What happened with this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672105

I'm 80% sure that some CYOA-hater was proxy voting, seeing as how once things started getting steered towards a deliberate bad-end, the number of voters shot up +50-100% compared to the previous day(s). And the voters in previous days never deliberately steered towards obviously bad choices either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672092
I appreciated it. Some people complained about having to scroll past your shit, whereas I was scrolling past other people's shit to find yours. Different strokes for different folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672108

or maybe different people with different taste voted at different times ever thought of that anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672105
>>12672105

Perfection Gabby > Loving JinkoSis > Fucking Cat

The fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672112
Not him, but don't be stupid. The participation shot up by an added ~100%. It was most likely some faggot ruining things. We went romance hard around the middle, and maybe some people were unhappy with that and decided to fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672092
(anon that copy/paste the whole story)
Thank you for doing this story but more of all thanks for not letting us fuck up the ending
some people might call you a wimp for it but I think that going with people trying to ruin the story would have been the more wimpy thing

I will say though the good ending was not that great, better than the bad ending but still pretty bad compared to the good ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672114

well romance stories are boring as fuck anyway so everything worked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672113
I didn't play in the cyoa, but I too wondered why people didn't pick gabby.

I am not a fan of Harem ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672117
>Romance is boring
Anon I don't know how to tell you this but it seems you have no heart, its simply vanished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672118
agreed about not just picking Gabby (not that I hate harem I just really liked Gabby a lot) but its the same as life in general sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches and not get everything you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672092
People in this thread tend to complain about everything
Commercial-Kun
Gazer girl
that knock off lich gamer.

Always something around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672072
This is perfect music for just driving through MGC for the first time, while you look out the window and see all the exotic Monster Girls in modern clothes doing what comes naturally to them. A Dark Elf policewoman giving you a stern look, a large group of mice girls running down a sidewalk or a dangerous-looking gang of Onis.

Then you get out of your taxi at the apartment you'll be living in for a long long time. Wondering if you made a smart decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672120
>>12672120

True, but its a fantasy, and a fantasy is about getting what you want. Not some Fag manipulating votes.

Hell, even the entire concept of the MG is meant to be as perfect as possible. Would a manticore be as beautified as we picture and make her out to be? Or a lamia anything less than what you exactly want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672117
Would you like a bromance story?

Alpollo invites you over to watch some TV.

When you get there, she is dressed in a skimpy outfit.

She also has beer and nachos.

What do you do?
1) Rape her?
2) Drink some beer , snacking on the nachos
3) 1 then 2?
4) 2 then 1?
5) grab that hot CC next door for a hot 3some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672123
Man I would just blast songs like that in some cheep ass car with the top down while wearing sun glasses at all times while driving through MGC. That's really the one reason I want to become rich/the apocalypse to happen, so that I can just fuck around with no responsibilities as an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672127
1 and 2 simultaneously ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672127
>she

Rape her while drinking the beer and snacking on nachos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672121

Because /mgt/ threads, like much of 4chan threads, work on the popularity consensus mode; It's only allowed in the threads of enough people like it (or conversely, if few enough people hate it). So any individual who hates anything can abuse this system by complaining loudly and frequently enough to simulate popular disapproval and get something removed.

It's not like in the (politically correct) real world where everyone is expected to tolerate each other's right to free expression to avoid deadlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672127
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672126 (Me)
>>12672126 (Me)

Imagine with me, just for the shits of it, if MG's were actually real, why would they be so close to the human female form? Wouldn't a Holstarus actually have more Tauren-like features? And birds actually have beaks and feathers fucking everywhere?

All the while all these animal like MG's still trying to rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672138
>more Tauren-like features
Like what? I'm actually kinda interested in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672127
You descide to have Alpollo suck your cock while watching tv, drinking beer, and snacking nachos.

The nachos are awesome!

GOOD END !

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672142

Probably giant heads, hump backs, and thick curveless brick bodies to fit their digestive tract. Or worse, cow tits in the anatomically correct position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672144
But what of the head? HOW IS THE HEAD?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672144
10/10 would play again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672127
5

5

5

5

For the love of God 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672146
>hump backs
HUGE TRAPS
Yeaaaah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672092
Nyanon, you are the hero /mgg/ deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672146
>>12672152
I'd hump a Holstaur's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672127

>>12672151

You and alpollo convince the sexy hot CC MG (yer favorite species) to come over for some snacks.

When she gets there you all have a hot 3 way orgy on the couch while the TV is on.
During the sex you get to drink some beer, and snack on those nachos!

The CC Is awesome!

BONUS ENDING COMPLETE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672156
Huge traps mean that she'll have a tight spinal groove if you lay her face down in a cross position. I'd put my dick in there for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672147

Oh it was awesome, it is Alpollo.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you love a crossbred abomination?

http://i.imgur.com/mSKYIFX.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672169

Don't you know where we are? This is 4chan. We accept and love diversity of all kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm, Gabby is over, and now no one has anything to post about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672169
We need a combination maker like that pokemon one but for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672142
>>12672142

Think of any MG as a more realistic version.

>Holstarus's actually look more like cows than women.
>Oni's are 7'6'' Shrek contest lookalikes
>Manticores are four legged with long ass faces
>Centaurs all look like Sarah Jessica Parker

All the while trying to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672169
>totally flat
No way. I'd go for that Cyclops-Kitsune cutie, though. Delicious tears AND fluffy tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672175
"Tonight on Victorias mad science we shall make ze new monstar gurls"

"I have captured ze manticore womans and the vile Ushi-omni and plan to merge zem togethar with my new inveention"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672177
Nope so much I'm closing my web browser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672175
>Combine Thunderbird and Yuki-onna
>????
>Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672181
Ok I take it back. We don't need the ultimate rape machine combined with the other ultimate rape machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672177
>>Centaurs all look like Sarah Jessica Parker

I would start shooting them on sight

[Anonymous No.]

Would you attend sex ed with kitsune-sensei?

http://i.imgur.com/xDQZIru.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672187
>>12672181

I weel not make ze monstar combine if you giive me 1 mellion dollars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672187

Too late anon. You can either have:

Ushi + Lilim

OR

Ushi + Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672190
>http://i.imgur.com/xDQZIru.jpg
yes
yes
yes
yes
and
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672192
Can I have Ushi + Cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672190
I see she takes a rather practical approach to teaching female anatomy
Why else would she wear no pants?
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672190
With Rossmann? Hell yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672192
lilim + manticore

the dangers anon the dangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672190
She looks like a Strike Witch.
And by that I mean YES YES YES

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS!
Uh , lets say a manticore woman accidentally had her tail cut off.
what would happen to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672204
>>12672200

You guys know too much. You will be silenced.

http://i.imgur.com/NsG9lef.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672206
I'd by the countess.

[Anonymous No.]

I am probably the only person who didn't see strike witches : The war on pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672192
Ushi+Lilim sounds funny if only because of the decided lack of imagination Ushi-oni must show, the lust that's probably too extreme even for Lilim, and Lilim's tendency to bend reality around them when things aren't going as planned. Imagine running away from an Ushi-Oni. Except now she can teleport and make you want it before you even see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672209
I highly doubt you're the only one here. I still recommend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672210
THROUGH THE FLOOR AND STRAIGHT INTO THE BASEMENT DIMENSIONS.

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE EVERY GODDAMN SECOND OF IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672210

So... Arachnotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672218
Yes, if Arachnotaur could fuck every single human at every single moment of time all at once. We're talking impossible lust+Incredible power+no sense of right and wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672219

So... Arachnotaur?

I like to think she's true neutral to Hathor's neutral good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672209
It'd be better if they were full-fledged monstergirls instead of mahou shoujo with kemonomimi.

http://i.imgur.com/sJyRmjB.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672218
It is an obscure Japanese Youkai that is used in 1 manga .
ushi-oni is basically a Japanese minotaur

I think wikipedia has a listing in English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672224
So you'd prefer them going into a frenzy because there are zero men on the island rather than having pantsless shenanigans? I want to be angry at you, but I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672224
One step at a time man. Gotta get people used to over sexualized cat/dog/fox/whatever girls before we can start to introduce monster girls. Its all part of the Tanuki's plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672224
Is she having sex with a fire extinguisher, and toothbrush after drinking/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672228
There's men, but they aren't allowed to interact with them because of you know who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672229
There are a LOT of anime with oversexed Kemonomimi now
They just need to introduce some MGs into the mix, they tried dragons a few times with mixed results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672230
She's bending them with her ass cheeks.

She drinks a lot, is german as fuck, and flips out when you mention her age.

http://i.imgur.com/KqbKgUJ.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672092
Good work Nyanon.
>Jinko story next pls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672234

Her name
is a german pun

Buns of steel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672233
One day anon, you see how popular MM is, its just a matter of time.
>>12672234
I want to make her feel young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672239
i am worried it will get a 13 episode rushed job with inconstant art, and bad writing.

If anything I could seen an OAV or 3 for it.

Like they did with ishekai

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672232
http://i.imgur.com/ZNXvaZz.jpg

>>12672239
MM is garbage, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672241
Isekai no Seikishi Monogatari

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672244
She just needs a good stress revealing dicking. Also it doesn't matter if it sucks, its popular as fuck and is opening the door for better stuff to come in once the market opens up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672250
>revealing
Relieving. I'm too tired.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't be the only one just sitting here waiting for a new post can I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672270
I'd be shitposting here but i'm too busy writing ushi-oni smut to dump into the thread tomorrow. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672270
wanna do a short CYOA?
>dragon teacher
>Dog girl childhood friend
>you choose who your family will consist of
>call the cops I don't give a fuck if you don't think this should be here

now help decide who your new family will be:
1. Lamias
2. Dormouse
3. Jinko
4. Mystery Box

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672270
Want more Monster Kindergarten? Or do you want them to die from cancer? [/spoiler]Excluding the Anubis, who dies from rectal trauma?[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672296
Eeeeh, gimme the mystery box

I swear to god if it's a wurm in a box Carl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672306
>M is for Metal Gear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672310
I laughed, I think I need sleep
Thanks for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672306
awesome, you have a lizardman family
>mom, dad, and your cute little sister who keeps trying to practice her sword techniques with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672314
Sleep tight, and don't dream about an Anubis because it will be a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672320
>Sister looks up to you and follows you around
>Like the good brother you are, you teach her numerous things and help her out when she really needs it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672297
I honestly haven't read any monster girl kindergarten stuff since it first showed up like a month or two ago. All the recent stuff I haven't read at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672328
It's basically:
>Pharaoh tries to take over sandbox
>Fails
>Wvyvern tries to play with something
>Cries
>Lich tries to act tough
>Acts cute instead
>Ryu is shy
>She's still shy
>Girtablilu is there
>But nobody has a care

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672331
We should introduce a dog girl!
And her nickname will by Poochy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672334
There's already a wolf, and she chases balls and sticks, as well as crying for her mother when Timmy is not around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672331

>forgetting Ophy and how she's set to win the childhood friend route once you both get to high school

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672340
She'll only win if you play her route properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672338
But this is different
Poochy has a radical style that kids will dig!
But she has to go back to her home planet and leave forever

I'm making a Simpsons reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672340
how can she win the childhood friend route when shes already won my heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672345
>Ah, I see. Been forever since I watched that show.
How would the Kindergarten class react when returning to the little playground 20 years later, with the entire place falling apart and looking depressing as hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672334
>>12672345
at least we don't have any racist clam-girls around
or do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672350
No, we don't. And we never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672352
good I don't want no trabbel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672348

>they grab their husbands, pool their funds, and work on restoring everything from the ground up so their own daughters can play there too once they're all old enough

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, the government has been monitoring your internet usage. These threads are what I guess you could call a honeypot, only instead of finding pedophiles, they're searching for people that want to fuck monster pussy.

It's been agreed that the governments of the world will trade men and in exchange will be granted various natural resource rights for their world.
You've been selected, your only option is to pick where they send you. You have 3 options.

1.) Wood Elf village. You'll mostly be treated like property. Given a room, 3 meals a day but besides that you'll be viewed as pretty much a sperm bank by the whole village. It's doubtful you'll ever form real bonds with them.
2.) Given to one of the Pharaohs as tribute. You'll be treated by the Pharaoh as a prized possession. Handmaidens will wait on you day in and day out, but you'll almost never see the Pharaoh herself and any attempts to get frisky with the handmaidens will be met with brutal reprisal as the handmaidens are also trained assassins. They won't kill you, but it'll hurt. A lot.
3.) One of the Succubi that conducted the negotiations. Freaky deeky sex all the fucking time, right? Nope. In fact she's kind of terrified of you. She spent the whole negotiations pissing her pants because the first things they saw from your world was how well humanity took to war. She's really curious about learning more about you and she'd probably end up being vanilla femdom, IF she could overcome her crippling fear that you'll go Navy SEAL on her in the middle of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672355
>The little Kindergarten Playground is restored to its former glory
>Pharaoh and her daughter dive into the sandbox and not let anyone else play in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672358
>Sex
>No sex
>Best route
GEE, I WONDER WHICH ONE TO CHOOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672121

I see no one complaining about Gazer Gamer, but that's probably because it's only once a thread and was an original idea.

People only started to complain about the Commercials when he started flagging but carried on anyway. You can have too much of a good thing and he didn't know when to stop. That said, I liked it.

Lich Gamer was just shit in general, essentially Gamer Gazer with worse writing, and the writer was an arrogant ass who couldn't even take genuine criticism on top of it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672363
No one gave him actual criticism though, they just kept saying:
>Unoriginal this
>Rip off that
It was just a Lich playing Dark Souls.

[Anonymous No.]

So I know this is really near thread death but I got a small 5k word update done for Vengeance. Hope you guys enjoy. I'm off to bed but I'll check this thread in the morning.

Starts at line 3352.
http://pastebin.com/41LJVkje

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672365

>It was just a Lich playing Dark Souls
I say that's legitimate criticism there. It just read like a written "let's play" and that was all. And while the whole "rip off" thing isn't good criticism, it was entirely true and a fair point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672367
>Vengeance
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672365
Not him but it was a human girl with gray skin playing dark souls. Nothing made a Lich significant or make sense. That is unoriginal and a rip off. That is valid criticism. Make something more than a halfass let's play with a skin job.

The criticism was make being a lich matter and put more effort into a story than transcribing a game guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672091
>Its the monstergirl apocalypse
>all your friends are dead
>all your family is dead
>you look outside, they are finally here
>the monstergirls are in your neighborhood now
>you are fucked
>you know you are going to die
>so you give up, you boot up this song on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXNOz-HkoOM
>start dancing the rest of your life away
>you hear the crash on your front door, one of them has gotten in
>you don't care anymore, just keep dancing and be happy
>the lamia opens the door to the room you are in
>you make eye contact with her for 10 seconds whilst dancing, you just don't care, you don't even care she is fiddling with her bloody machete staring at you
>she seems creeped out
>she doesn't want to kill you, this is just too awkward of a situation
>instead she decides to let herself in the room and dances along with you
>you dance together eventually you dance WITH eachother, holding hands
>end up being in a happy relationship with the one who seeked to kill you
>be one of few survivors, but you couldn't care less
>be happy that you can live the rest of you life in the new world order of monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672372
Everything is a rip off of something though.
Sure, he could have done something other than her playing games and went further with the whole:
>I got ran over, BUT I'M NOT MISSING POWERRANGERS MOTHER FUCKER
Instead of:
Of course, it didn't help that the complaint squad was around to bitch at things and ruin everyone's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672360
Nah man it ain't that simple.
All the physical intimacy you could ever want at the cost of zero emotional intimacy.
All the wealth and luxury you could ever want at the cost of all intimacy.
A rape demon who locks herself in her bedroom 24/7 because she's absolutely positive that today's the day you're finally going to murder her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672374
>make a Lich matter
They're undead chicks, and everything about them can be achieved by any other race. It's hard to really make them matter since any race can become one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672358

>IF she could overcome her crippling fear that you'll go Navy SEAL on her in the middle of the night

>Go live with the Succubus
>Introduce self, act chill most of the time
>Days go by, she's still a bit wary of uou, but is starting to let loose a bit
>Okay cool
>She starts acting "dom-y"
>It starts to kinda mess with your daily schedule
>Have an idea to keep her in check
>Decide to play harmless pranks on her, like sneaking around her house pop out of nowhere when she least expects it, saying things "hi" just for the hell of it
>Scare her shitless everytime
>Watch as she cutely flips her shit
>"A-ANON, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! S-STOP DOING THESE SOLDIER THINGS!"

It'd be kind of fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672382
They're ancient as fuck. They don't fit in the normal teenager and young adult roles without a lot of tweaking. They should seem like somebody out of the current time.

You would have a point if it was literally any other undead that doesn't have that kind of age requirement.

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>>12672386
So it's pretty much impossible to make a proper gamer Lich without tweaking?
And nobody bitched about the Jinko who sucked at Metroid for some reason.

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>>12672392

>And nobody bitched about the Jinko who sucked at Metroid for some reason

Because most people here love Jinkos. They're kind of a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card now.

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>>12672392
That's because the Jinko didn't go on for a week straight. It had a couple of greentexts and died and nobody cared. Really, that's the story for just about every idea. Even Lich Gamer wouldn't have stirred up much if it was just a post or three.

It's when something gets dragged on every day for a week that it gets under people's skin.

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>>12672405
>people's
More like 2-3 people, but yeah, it happens when it drags out.
Now let's stop discussing this, since we should just let it rest in piece and not complain about it out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys?
Monster tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672380
>Zero emotional intimacy
It's shit
>Material wealth and luxury at the expense of intimacy
It's shit
>A short period of fear until she opens up to you. Maybe you save her life after she nearly blows herself up baking a cake for you. All the intimacy you could ever want
It's objectively and subjectively not shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672358
The Succubus s the only good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672452
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672373

People hate Vengeance now?
never read it myself, but I thought it was one of those super popular stories here

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>>12672439
You're not getting just how terrified she is. It's not some healing story, she flinches every time you move, like a beaten dog. She stays locked in her bedroom whenever possible and gestures to try to show you're not going to hurt her are met with absolute terror.
>Make her food to win her over, she throws it all out the window, 100% certain that you've poisoned it
>Do things around the house, she's convinced you've set deadly traps everywhere
>A year goes by and you've been nothing but polite and patient, it's a fucking trick, playing the long game to lull her into a false sense of security so you can just snap her neck one night while she's relaxing.
The if was a really, really big if, not some healing story if.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672458
It's new folk, don't pay them to much attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672458
It's the first time I've ever seen anyone tell YBA to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672358

>Being treated as an object for the rest of your life
>Being isolated and treated like an object for the rest of your life, but at least you'll have anything else you want
>Living with a Succubus

Why are all these choices all shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672467
What's wrong with living with a Succubus, bitch-kun-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672459
I dunno man. You can feel attached to that. To that fear. It'd be kinda cute watching her check under her bed for you every night. Eventually even she will realise that she's just wasting energy. You could always take controll of the situation. Be her white knight. Accidentally fuck up her TV, pay a guy to come in and fix it and try and rape her, you bust in and get your shit kicked by the dude, but stand up every time to protect her, and pay the guy to leave after kicking the shit out of you. This proves to her that A) You're weak and no physical threat, and B) You want nothing more than to protect her

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>>12672473
Well only an extremely paranoid, possibly crazy person would ever think that you engineered that scenario in order to trick into letting down her guard.

Which means she'll figure it out immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672467
Because this guy offers only bad ends.

>>12672470
> I know I'm a fish but you haven't even baited the hooks.jpg

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>>12672480
She can think that, until it happens again, and again, with the ricks and stakes rising incrementally, until you're bleeding out (At a non vital spot) having defended her, and unless she does something to save you, you're a goner. And if by then she's rather watch you die, then I dunno. Whip out the banaged, go cook yourself some dinner have a wank and go nap, give up on her. Though it's highly unlikely you can't implant yourself into her psyche as a trustworthy person. No one gets that fucked up from merely watching humans. It needs to be more personal than that. And even abuse/rape victims can learn to trust again. Your scenario is unrealistic, even for monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672459
>>12672473

>Not just terrorizing her into doing what you want her to
>Oooga Booga, make me a sandwich
>We're going to a movie or I'm going to smite the shit out of you
>Suck my dick before the testosterone buildup triggers my berzerker killing mode. Do you want that blood on your hands?
>Eventually she realizes you're just scaring her into having fun or becomes a terrified slave
>Win win

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672484
Just saying.
Living with a succubus wouldn't be as bad as people portray it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672490
>oooga booga
are you wearing a giant mask too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672494
Yes. When she runs screaming I say "Stupid succubutt"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672496
>"The things I do for love."

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>>12672490
It would be pretty fun to fuck around with her.
>Bitch, I have 300 comfirmed killz. Quit dilating your pupils in fear or I'll navy SEAL break your neck
You make her sleep with you but she's shivering in fear, take the TV remote and press it to the back of her head, pretend it's a gun
>Stop shivering in fear or I'll blow your brains out
Sneak up on her while she's bathing
>Don't scream in surprise or I'll drown you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672494
>>12672496
>>12672498
now I want to see Courage the Cowardly Dog girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672489
Nigga I'm trying to make small pros and big cons.
Pro: All the sex you could want.
Con: No one will ever really care about you.

Pro: You'll want for nothing.
Con: Except the touch of another person

Pro: There's light at the end of the tunnel.
Con: The tunnel is so long that you've walked forever and you're still not sure if the light's gotten closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672470

>Now people who don't like succubi are called Bitch-kun

This is getting retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672490

>terrified, she checks under the bed for you one day
>you're just casually laying there, giving her a shit eating grin
>she screams bloody murder and locks herself in the toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672510
More retarded than constantly complaining about things and using the same old stereotypes about monster A, B, C and G?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672490
>>12672499
This is too good. Made me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672516

>people aren't allowed to dislike certain monsters now

People are allowed to like and dislike differing things from you. If anything YOU are acting like bitch-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672490
>>12672499
>>12672514

Oh god trolling her would be so much fun. We need a writefag on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672508
Who would want that? Your choices are shit.

>>12672516
It's tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672527
>Who would want that? Your choices are shit.

But that's the point.
You're not going to some new, great life. You got black bagged and used as a poker chip so your country could get some oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672521
I never said you couldn't like or dislike anything. Stop trying to twist what I say around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672532
No, I mean they're all shit. You ARE the one who wrote all those femdom/slavery options earlier and complained when people chose the tamest, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>You and your bros have been caught by the new army raised by the Demon Queen
>Get thrown into an auction, apparently males are a rarity around these parts
>Your buddies all get cool new wives like Wights, Harpies, and Jenkins got bought by some white-snake-girl-thing
>Your CO gets bought by an Ushi-Oni
>fucking prick deserves it
>now it's your turn to be paraded around
>until someone cloaked grabs you by the chains and tells you that you're already bought
>You're lead into a huge ass carriage flanked by soldiers
>You get in, and no one still is saying anything to you,not answering any questions
>You're soon lead to a majestic palace, which you realize all to soon
>It's the Demon Queens palace, at the heart of the city
>you want to shit your pants in fear, but thanks to not being fed the past couple of days you can't
>You're soon led into the palace and into the main bath area
>it's like a fuckin dream, pool-like bath, surrounded by countless beautiful women
>except all of the women surrounding you are succubi, only wanting the D, and they could kill you in an instant
>so this is what a harem girl feels like, you're gonna forget about having that harem of childhood friends now for a long time
>like, forever
>after bathing, you're given new, albeit out of date clothes, and led into the main dining hall
>you're staring straight into the whole hierarchy of the Semen Queen
>why does this woman have so many daughters? you swear there's about 30 succubi staring down at you
>now you know how a stripper feels too
>there are two chairs at the front of the table, both unoccupied
>you sit down in your seat only to have to stand back up again when you hear the trumpets
>you turn around and see her
>a blue-skinned goddess from hell
>plump DSL
>child-bearing hips
>those tits had to be fake, they were at least EE cups
>she looks at you flustered and sputters
"Good-good to see you've arrived hu-husband."

continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672540
No, I'm not.
But the point is for them to be shit. You're not getting a good deal here. Gubbmint came and stole you in the middle of the night and when the bag came off they said "Hey nothing personal kid but we give them you and we get rights to their oil. Pick your poison."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672553
Matango crop the whole country. Fuck everyone.

>>12672551
You really have to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672551
plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671727

Well, iirc.

Kitsoviet is a Kitsune. RSAnon is an Ushi-Oni, and Ovaries is a tsundere Cthulhu.

They still haven't MG'd less or Bob yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672331
>Forgetting Pharaoh's Anubis lackey who always suffers the aftermath of her Queen's plots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672092
While rather late since I went to sleep, figured I'd say thanks for a fun ride nonetheless, on the off chance you read the thread again before it goes Archive.

And if no one else does, I figure I'll make a screencap of this whole thing. Post it up in the next thread whenever I finish it. Probably later today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672579
.less is probably just left as that white haired dude.

Bob, I don't even fucking know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672579
Bob would be a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672579

And these weren't discussed but we all know them to be true:

LDR is a Vampire/Dhampir (depends how tsun they feel that day), Mari & ELH are Lilims, YBA is a dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

Would you Princess Carry you Non-Murder Mermaid around everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672623
>Would you, Princess Carey, you Non-Murderer, mermaid around everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672579
>>12672588
>>12672596

I wonder where this discussion will take us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672623
Mero tries to murder Darling ONE TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672639
It was attempted murder and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12671712
"Come Comrade! I hear cocktails taste so much better drunk like this!"

"Ah, I just so love mixing drinks, don't you? It's so fun!"

"You had better lap up every last drop Comrade! Wasting rations is a sin!"

"What's that? You wanted to eat the cherry? Ah sorry, Comrade, I already ate it, look: I tied a knot in the stem with my tongue! But don't worry, there's another cherry down there if you can find it! <3"

"Do you like the umbrella in my hair Comrade? You should always take care to properly decorate your drinking receptacles!"

>She slides her hand down her crotch and laps at her fingers.
"Excuse the fingers Comrade, but good girls should taste test their creations, da?"

"Don't worry Comrade, we have plenty of liquor left. We can try all sorts of drinks!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672638
Probably beyond the point where it should end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672639
One time too many to be a decent girl.
One time's enough to make her shit.

Though she was shit before that point regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>LAVEN'S 1911 MADE IT
>LAVEN'S 1911 MADE IT
>LAVEN'S 1911 MADE IT
>LAVEN'S 1911 MADE IT
WW3 CONFIRMED
GG MONSTERSHITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672555
>>12672576
alright, let's do this

>did she just say 'husband'?
>you think she said husband
>she walks to the seat next to yours and sits down
>she's obviously not making eye contact
>maybe she's blind
>maybe you're blind
>mind blowing thinking aside, dinner goes by quick, introductions are made, jokes about your dick are made
>one sister wanted you to disrobe right there to see if 'you're good enough for my sis'
>she still hasn't even looked at you
>not even once
>the Queen is finished and quickly dismisses everyone but you and your new wife
>you found out at dinner her name was Sasha
>the queen goes through the motions, officially making you two a married couple
>she hasn't looked at you, or said anything to you this whole night
>except for 'I do'
>she actually had to say it twice, the first time sounded more like a squeak than words
>then you both are ushered into another carriage to find out that you two have a months stay at the queens summer retreat for your honeymoon
>in some land you don't know
>with some woman who could, with a flick of her wrists, kill you
>expanddong.jpg
>the ride is very quiet, she's sitting in front of you, staring you down
>until you start to laugh, telling her you thought all succubi would take this time to jump your bones
>she just glares at you and says "yeah well I thought all humans would want to kill me, or put me in a brothel"
>ouch, touchy subject
>you try to get close to her as she puts her hand to your face and yells
>"d-don't you come near me you beast!"
>you can't get any closer she's way too strong
>you just fall back to your seat, and pray you can make small talk the rest of the way
>the ride takes another hour or so
>you do somehow make small talk
>she likes beaches and puppies and chocolate milk is her favorite non-semen drink
>she also likes chocolate in her semen too


cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672663
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672664
>you make it to the house safe and sound
>well it's not a house but a full mansion/estate
>with kikomora maids and dormouse kitchen staff
>holy shit your life's gotten so much better since being captured
>you think about how your CO is doing with his new wife
>hell he's probably dead already from a broken pelvis
>fucking prick
>however Sasha isn't clinging to you like you thought she would be
>she's just holding your hand, looking at the ground
>as she lets go of your hand to do whatever it is she does, you feel a maid grab you and give you a tour of the estate
>you're going to love it here, you can just tell
>oh wait, no you're not you're gonna be some succubus' chew toy
>oh well, still better than a broken pelvis

gotta stop there and go to work, if someone want's to complete it go ahead I won't be back until late tonight [spoilers]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672667
I was wondering the same and realized that it updated. No wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672685
i like this stuff about the CO, makin me giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672663

Oh shit, that made me realise. His gun would be in the MG world. I was about to ask why he left it there, but I doubt he had any ammo for it.
Besides, Laven isn't a fighter anyway. He seems to rely on the monsters and bluffing to get by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672663
POP POP POP
WATCHIN' PALADINS DROP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672663
>really tense action scene
>raises 1911 and fires just at the right time
>1911 of course jams

>god damnit grandpa, why didnt you get me a glock

/k/ here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672664
>she just glares at you and says "yeah well I thought all humans would want to kill me, or put me in a brothel"

HMMM I WONDER WHY MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE NOT SO FOND OF SLAVERY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672205
>"accidentally"
I imagine it's something like being castrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672828
how bout a car accident or war? goodness knows we have quite a few of both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672358
1. is more or less like my life right now, except without the sex. So I pick that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672358
3, and before we meet make sure i hit the gym, and get me some prison or army tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672384
yes, this is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672358
3. I can pull off the Drill Sergeant voice to make it work in my favor.

>succubus starts to fiddle around with balls in the night
>looking at her the whole time
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PRIVATE LICKER. DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION FOR INSPECTION."
>she falls out of the bed
"GIVE ME TWO HUNDRED BEFORE I TURN YOUR BLUEBERRY ASS INTO A PIE."
>she spent the rest of the night doing pushups while crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672358

The first two are just bad choices, and I don't like succubi.
I suppose I pick 3 and just act unhinged all the time so there's no chance of her wanting sex from me ever. Just doing things like standing over her, smiling creepily when she wakes up, or hiding in her closet and jumping out at her when she least suspects it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672815
>9mm

What? do you want him to tickle the paladins and monster girls to death?

http://i.imgur.com/n3zo3eQ.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672358
Without a doubt 3.

I want to scare succubutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672405
anya goes for however long she feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672459
and where was this stated? oh yeah, nowhere. drop the drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672405

That's the whole point right there. Anything gets old and overstays its welcome after a while. How long this takes depends on the quality.
It's also part of the reason why I personally thought the lich gamer thing was terrible. That and it needed more substance, especially since the writer insisted on making it a fairly long string of posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672846
This succubus, and tf2 soldier as roommates. make it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672862

That would be a paranoid Merasmus with tits, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672862
>tf2
Steambabby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672864
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12672862
>soldier is teaching succubutt woodworking
>they're using a table saw and he is showing her how to properly align wood
>"see, this here is used to determine the angle. make sure you do your math correctly or- oops"
>he slips and saws his hand off
>"well dagnabbit isn't that mighty inconvenient?" he says, scratching his chin
>"whelp, i'm just gonna tape this back on. can you shut down the equipment until i get back?"
>he picks up his hand and leaves to the bathroom to stitch himself back together
>the succubutt just nods her head while thinking "holy shit he doesn't feel pain"