Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

In which Vampire invites some Undead to a casket sleepover.

No Boys Allowed.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691952
It's all fun and games till somebody takes a bite of garlic.

[Anonymous No.]

A friendly neighborhood tip:

Remember, if you want to post greentext with non-vanilla topics (monsterboys, futa, pegging, gore, etc) just spoiler it all and put warning tags at the top so intolerant anons won't have a reason to complain!

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>>12691992
Since when are they allowed.

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>>12691977
>tfw the Lich girl wakes up early to cook everyone eggs the next morning
>tfw in her morning haze, she forgot to leave out the garlic powder she likes
>tfw the Vampire has to make her own breakfast to feed herself
>tfw in her own morning haze, she forgets an important step, leaving her with some half-done breakfast

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>>12691952
Meanwhile, an upset Dragon is at cousin Ryu's place, using her magical orb to spy on them for blackmailing purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread died earlier than expected.
Oh well. Here's my latest update, once again.
http://pastebin.com/a8aS4NrB

Sure did take a while for you to make another thread...

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>>12692009
>Looks like a Succubus cosplaying as Pharaoh
WHAT ARE YOU?

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>>12691952
>You've been hanging out with that new Blonde kid that's just recently moved in from... somewhere. But he seems nice enough.
>I'm a little worried about him though. I mean... Who in their right mind thinks it's a good idea to crash a Monstergirl slumber party?
>Especially when the party is hosted by that haughty vampire bitch a grade up.
>He seems really keen on the idea though, and he gave me such a puppydog look that I couldn't say no when he asked me to help. Which was weird. But y'know.
>So here we are sneaking in to her backyard. Plan is he's going on an infiltration mission, and I'm the look out. Works for me.
>He disappears into an unlocked window. Then the screaming starts.
>Shit. I was tossing up going in to help; thankfully I didn't need to. My friend was booking it out the back door. Naked.
>He dragged me out of the neighbourhood stark naked and collapsed in tears in a park.
>Then he looked at me, realised something and screamed.
>The full on right hook didn't help either.
>Then I finally noticed. My friend didn't have a dick. Weird.
>WAIT. MY FRIEND DOESN'T HAVE A DICK.
>"Whaaaaat the fuck?!"
>"DON'T LOOK!"
>"You don't have a dick!"
>"I'm going to lie down and die... wait. Of course I don't have a dick!"
>This came as news to me, even as I tried not to stare at my friend curled up in the foetal position.
>"Guys generally have dicks."
>He cocked his head at me. Then went red to his eartips.
>"Y-You think I'm a b-No. Really? Seriously? Now I really want to die..."
>My friend was trying not to sob, and failing. I went to pat his(?) back.
>The left hook left me on my ass. I looked up at my friend.
>"Goddamn it! I'm a girl! A GIRL! Why do you think we were sneaking into that house?!"
>"I thought you just got your kicks on danger...?"
>"NO! MORON! I'm a Dhampir! That vampire's my cousin and she acts like I don't exist! Now she strips me and throws me out in front of the boy I li-hang out with!"
>Oh. Whoops.
>"Ah... I'm Sorry?"
>SMACK

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>>12692014
I'd say she's a cosplaying Succubus?

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>>12692016
>tomboy Dhampir
You know what to do.
>>12692018
...are you sure this is not another one of Grapesnake's dastardly schemes?

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>>12692014
What if it's a Pharoah cosplaying as a succubus?

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>>12692026
Worse than Sodom & Gomorrah combined.

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>>12692025
No, because Ophy is too busy trying to pry herself from the school's slide after she got frozen to it.

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>>12692030
I looked at her backside and my salt became a pillar, send help.

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>>12692033
>implying Ophy is the only Grapesnake
Cut off the snakes head, and the body will die. Cut off the Grapesnake's head, and three more will take its place.
>"Hail Apophis!"
>"Remove Pharaoh!"
>"S is for Stale!"

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>>12692044
Why is one of them a Wurm?
C is for Confusion.

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>>12692049
The first one. If it was actually Apophis, she'd say
>"Hail ME!"
Like the narcissist she is.

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>>12691952
Would a Pharaoh cuddle with her cobra as a daki while she sleeps, or would the cobra wrap around the Pharaoh while they sleep together?

Both sound incredibly adorable.

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>>12691952
Disregard undead, acquire fluffy.

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>>12692054
>Wurm takes over the rest of the Apo-Hydra body
>All the "heads" are now Wurms

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>>12692062
>"Assuming direct control!"
Final Boss tier.

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Are monster girls in space just aliens?

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>>12692076
Not if they're from Earth.

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>>12692076
Only if they burst out of your chest.

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>>12692083
What if they're also dragons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yxVG46ZYrg

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>>12692076
Nyet little human.

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>>12692094
What is this, Galzoo?

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>>12692098
>doesn't know how to read
Anon, bad!

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>>12692101
I know how to read, I was just joking.
You'd have to be Ann Frank to miss the title of the video.

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>>12692105
>You'd have to be Ann Frank
That joke still isn't funny. Not because I give a shit about her, it just isn't. This is not true comedy.

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>>12692055
>"Oh, Slimsworth, I just don't get it," she tells her pet cobra, sitting on her bed with a pout
>"I feel like I keep failing to please him, you know? Every day I do something bad or...embarrassing in front of Anon,"
>"And then when I try to give him a gift to make up for it, he scolds me even more. I mean, how am I supposed to know that $100 worth of French nougats isn't a good apology gift?"
>She lets out a sigh as she pets her cobra
>"He always says I'm 'too nice,' and I don't know what he means by that. Shouldn't everyone be kind this way?"
>She rests her head in her hands with a pout
>"What do you think, Slimsworth?"
>The cobra slithers behind her, before plopping it's head on Petra's
>Giving a flick of its tongue as it strokes her hand with the end of its tail
>She giggles as she pets him on the head some more
>"You always do know how to make me feel better, Slimsworth...I guess I should try and figure out what he means by it, don't you agree?"

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>>12692111
>Petra returns
Flavor of the Month this month please!

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>>12692116
You say that, but...

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>>12692109
Charon you wouldn't know true comedy if Robin Williams raped you in the ass.

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>>12692119
You should think how others feel from time to time!
>>12692121
Robin Williams was better in his serious roles anyway.
>One Hour Photo
>Robin Williams utters the words "Neon Genesis Evangelion"
How did that make you feel?

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>>12692123
Never thought I'd hear the phrases "Robin Williams" and "Evangelion" in the same sentence. Ever.

Robin Williams was indeed too good for this earth.

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>>12692130
>Never thought
And he said to a little kid, too. I wonder if the people who made that movie actually knew what it was or if they just picked a toy randomly.

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>>12692123
But I am thinking how others feel. I get self conscious about whether or not I'm forcing things.

You shouldn't say unnecessary things.

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>>12692135
>forcing things
THAT'S STUPID! How could it be forcing? Don't you see that people are asking you for it? How can you be so blind, you idiot! You're not living your life correctly!

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>>12692123
>>12692130
Oh look, the scenes on youtube. Apparently, the toy belonged to Williams himself. How based is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5FmFaK7pMU

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>>12692141
Such a shame he killed himself.

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>>12692160
To bad he isnt hanging out anymore

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>>12692167
He's with us in spirit.

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>>12692138
I guess it can't be helped then.

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>>12692173
>it can't be helped
What are we, anime characters? Are we gonna do some sort of beach episode with monster girls, and harem antics that result in nobody winning by the end?

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>>12692178
I would certainly hope not.
Harems where no one wins are the absolute worst.

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>A Day in the Lift of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Fiance.
>"Anon I lost ten whole pounds!"
>"Great."
>"But I also put on five more baby pounds."
>"Not as Great."
>"So whatcha doin?"
>"Playing Paper Mario The Thousand Year, the best Nintendo RPG ever made."
>"You don't need to remind me, you said the exact same thing when we met remember."
>"Oh yeah, you straight up just walked up to me as I was playing, sat down and awkwardly asked if you could sit there."
>"I was impressed because you memorized the location of every Star Piece in the first four chapters."
>"Then I said..."
>You both say in unison
>"'You think That's Impressive, I remember Shy Guy Toy Box's in code in Paper Mario 1 off the top of my head, Yellow Green, Red, Blue.'"
>"And I looked it up, and you did have it memorized. I was instantly smitten."
>"Then we talked for hours about video games and how awful Other M was."
>"Shut up..."
"And now here we are, you're pregnant with my kid and we're engaged. Funny how life works out."
>She lays on the couch and puts her head against your side and Eyestalks on your lap
>"Yeah. Shame I got so fat though."
>"Eh you'll work it off. By the way have you learned to Superguard in TTYD yet?"
>"Shut up, you're ruining the moment."
>"Git Gud."

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>>12692185
Indeed, even more so when the entire cast is a gaggle of generic tsunderes.
Although MGs at a beach would be pretty pleasant.

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>>12692192
It seems GG is still into Other M.

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It's a snow day in Monster Kindergarten.
Do you dig your way through the snow to find the sandbox with Pharaoh and Anubis?
Do you make a snowman with Wurm and Sandworm?
Do you help the Dullahan get her tongue unstuck from a frozen pole?
Do you stay inside with Minotaur, Holst, her nameless friend and future baby daddy, Lich, Echidna teacher, and play board games together?
Do you help keep Ophy warm?
Do you and crybaby Wyvern make snow angels?
Do you and shy Ryu watch the snow fall from the sky together?
Do you and the Wolf girl start a snowball war?
Do you get forced into the girl's bathroom by Dark Elf and P'Ork, and question your possible fate?
Or do you just chill in a corner?

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>>12692095
>furfaggotry
pls go

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>>12692245
Watch the snow with Ryu.
Tell her about the frozen rain we'd get back in my old hometown.
And how the next morning the frozen branches would make the trees look like crystal trees, like the Jeweled Branch of Horai in the story of Kaguya.

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>>12692245
Watch the snow with Ryu and plan with her something to do the weekend.

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>>12692250
You're way too nippon, dude.

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>>12692262
I suppose the Jeweled branch thing was too much.
She's a Ryu, I'd figured it'd be easier for her to understand if I put it that way, but I see your point.

My point still stands: frozen rain trees look cool as shit.

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>>12692250
>>12692253
Keep your hands off from my future wife.

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>>12692271
Undeniably.

>>12692303
Or what? You'll melt our legos? Too late, Sally, Pharaoh already beat you to the punch.

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>>12692303
Fine, fine...I'll go make a blanket fort with Ophy. Maybe we'll use the kotatsu as part of it too.

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>>12692245
I'll help the Dullahan.

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>>12692317
>kotatsu
But they're in America...
The Holst and Minotaur even speak with a Texan accent.

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>>12692325
A fan heater works just as well.

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>>12692325
What the fuck am I doing in America.

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>>12692317
>"Ophedia's Fort"
>"NO BOYS ALLOWED!"

>"Except Anon."


>"Pharaohs please take a number."

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>>12692330
Eating fatty foods, driving on the other side of the road, and wishing you lived in Sweden so you could legally own a fully automatic weapon because the citizens are its army?

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>>12692333
>Any Pharaohs that do show up are pelted with water balloons

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>>12692339
Anon...water balloons? Really?
It's too cold for that, and it'll get the blankets wet.

Pharaohs that show up have lego pieces thrown at their feet like makeshift caltrops.

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>>12692348
Wouldn't the Pharaoh just have her Anubis lackey collect them up for her?
>The Legos thrown are Ra's

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>>12692245
>No Kunoichi using Legos as caltrops yet

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>>12692362
She's at the Kuniochi school, being taught the ways of the ninja and how to decapitate a man with their vagina.

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>>12691992
>posting those is okay as long as you tag them

Fuck you.

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>>12692403
Not that guy, but what's the big deal? If it's spoilered and has a warning, you will literally not see it unless you actually choose to.

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>>12692386
The fuck is this, La Blue Girl?

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>>12692411
Obviously.

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>>12692410
Do you know how long we have fought to keep that shit out of here, only to turn around as say "just warn people about he contents and it's al good" Fuck that guy and his entire bloodline.

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>>12692410
Not him, but don't start shit.

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>>12692419
If anyone is starting anything, it's you.

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>>12692421
What.

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>>12692418
Is this like one of those s4s/tumbler things where even the very mention of something in a warning will trigger you, or something?

I mean, if there's a good reason I'll drop it the subject. But simply because some people hate something on the internet isn't grounds for banning it entirely... otherwise nothing would exist on the internet. I mean, if it has a tagged warning, viewing it is 100% optional. Hell, you can even use a 4chan word filter so you won't even see the warnings and spoilered posts.

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enough of this argument. The winning move here is obviously not to play. Break it up.

Winter is coming people, so post comfy MGs.

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>>12692428
That's too much effort. They'd rather bitch and complain about it until a janitor has to come in and clean up after them.
It's almost as if they were children.

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>>12692428
>simply because some people hate something on the internet isn't grounds for banning it entirely

I guess everyone should be allowed to post CP then. huh.

There will be no fucking tolerance. That's just inviting more of those faggots here.

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>>12692431
>Winter is coming
I know. It's still Autumn and I can't feel my feet anymore. I can't wait until it's Spring/Summer again.

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Oh look, the shitposters are here again. I guess I will come back in a few hours.

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>>12692437
>jumping to extremes
That's not how you win arguments.

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>>12692441
No, but it's how you get stuff deleted by Janet. They're adopting the same tactics that the anti-/mgt/ /jp/ers use. It's a viscous cycle.

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>>12692443
So we are dealing with kids here.
Lovely.

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>>12692428
You think after all the baiting, forcing, trolling, and derailed threads, people are gonna let those bastards in?

>>12692433
>using the children bait

You with fujoshit kun?

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>>12692438
What country you in? How is winter in your land?
Britbongistan here. Winter is coming slowly, but had my first bit of frost on my car windscreen a few days ago. I know everyone will panic when it snows but its not exactly siberia

>tfw no monstergirl daughteru to go sledging with.

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>>12692447
>bait bait bait bait
Quite the masterbaiter, aren't you?
By the way, do you have actual evidence they did any of what you said? Or are you just spewing shit?

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Which monstergirl has the proportionally biggest butt?

Hard mode: No centaurs

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>>12692454

Ushi Oni

What do I win?

Is it an Ushi Oni?

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>>12692452
I'm just going to make it a habit to politely remind everyone at the beginning of each thread that they can spoiler & tag greentexts, and that if people hate using something they can just use word filters.

When they see the crazies foaming at the mouth in rage versus well-reasoned statements, it should eventually become more widely accepted.

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>>12692450
America, the northwest.
There's ice everywhere now, and soon there will be a thick layer. In winter we also have to worry about our water pipes bursting, but you may have the same worry yourself.

>>12692454
Probably a Succubus, but excluding them I'd say Holsts and Minotaurs.

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>>12692441
I don't give a shit about winning any argument. The vanillafags are bad enough, but want to allow /d/ tier shit in here? I'd rather burn the threads downs myself.

>inb4 MGs are /d/

No one cares.

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>>12692457

>Butt

Nigga, that's an abdomen.

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>>12692463
if people hate *seeing* something, rather. Should have caught that typo..

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>>12692463
Do it.

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>>12692470

Semantics.

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>>12692467
>no one cares
Dismissing something that you don't like? If you hate it here then you could just leave.

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>>12692454
Technically, does a Lamia's bum count as going all the way down its tail?

If so, that is my entry.

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>>12692452
Just get the fuck out of here newfag.

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>>12692475
Only if you do the same when I'm not about.Help is always welcome.

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>Fujoshi Succubus
>Occultist Zombie obsessed with ghost hunting and seances
>Reformed delinquent Christmas cake Oni

Which idea sounds better?

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Thank you, Janet.

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>>12692463
I'll be sure to remind them to tell you to go fuck yourself. Who the hell do you think you are, inviting the people who have made the threads hell for years?

>>12692479
Oh, so you are a /d/fag. Why don't you fuck off to your own board? There is no reason we have to have scat, piss, vore, unbirth all your other stuff here when you actually have a board for it. Fuck off.

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>>12692485
3, especially if she's wearing christmas lingerie.

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>>12692245

>Not chilling in a corner

Story of my life.

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>>12692486
Damn it

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>>12692494
I napped in a library instead of chilling in a corner.

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Would a countryside in MG world have a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there?

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>>12692245
Taunt Dullahan with crybaby Wyvern so she develops a bit of meanness.

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>>12692525
You shall not corrupt her, you fiend.

Man, 16 people really isn't a party...

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>>12692507
I want a cow daughteru who treats Moos like Smurf
Almost every other word is replaced by it.
>"I'm gonna moo him so moo he won't even moo."

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>>12692548
That's get tiresome after a while.
Imagine her still doing that in highschool.

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>>12692528
Do you mean unique posters?

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>>12692553
Yeah.

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>>12692557
Early morning in the states.

That aside, it's not a surprise considering how hostile the thread is to folks.

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>>12692559
It's the /a/ in us.
I miss when there were a large group up people staying up and following Bromont until the wee hours of the morning.
Not in a gay way, by the way.

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>>12692548
Cue everyone, what the fuck are you saying you fucking cow? Reminds me of Niggahebi.

>>12692557
People are sleeping/going to work. Give it time.

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>>12692572
>I'm at work
>Everyone's on
>I'm back from work
>Everyone leaves
Swing shift is a cruel mistress.

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>>12692568
>needing to no homo Bromont
>BROmont

Apply yourself.

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>>12692559
>considering how hostile the thread is to folks.

This ain't facebook or tumblr.

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>>12692578
>Work is too hands on and can't slack off for more than a few minutes to check the threads, much less participate

Suffering.

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>>12692454
Zebra Satyr obviously

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>>12692568
I never really cared much for bromont.

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>>12692528

Sure it ain't no party, but at least the thread's quiet and chill now. It's the perfect opportunity to just lie down and take a nice, comfy nap with your monster waifu while we wait for activity to pick back up.

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>>12692590
>Can't surf thread unless during break
>Due to giant bitches and the possibility of being impaled by fork lifts due to the balls-to-ass retarded set up they have
>Being one of the oldest people there makes it feel like a fucking daycare
>Watching new guys drop giant pallettes of alcohol and destroying a large amount of alcohol
Real Suffering.

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>>12692600
What kind of alcohol we talking here?

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>>12692609
All kinds.
Vodka, Scotch, Rum, ect. You name it, and I can tell you who has dropped it.

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Would you a muscular Clamgirl?
A musselgirl, if you will.

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>>12692633
It's be hard to get through her tough shell and cuddle the soft girl underneath.

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>>12692572
>Niggahebi
Please elaborate.

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>>12692636
Sounds nice tho', locked tight in there with her.

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>>12692642
Until a Wurm pries her open, takes her "Pearl" before you do, and throws her away.

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>>12692633
Clams are misanthropic dicks.

>>12692638
It was greentext of a Shirohebi luring anon with her song. It went NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, I'M A REAL NIGGA or something along those lines.

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>>12692644
Wurms assaulting clamgirls to eat their pearls. I want to see this.

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>>12692650
You can't eat pearls, anon. Besides, the pearl is an encapsulated forein body, isn't it? So a clamgirl's pearl should be her husbando.

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>>12692656
>can't eat pearls

You've never met a hungry wurm, have you?

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>>12692694
Is this new? Very nice!

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>>12692694
Is that you, .less? Do the bar fire Hinezumi already.

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>>12691952
Reminder that Vampires are monsters who just want to add you to her faceless horde

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>>12692842
But that most of mgs
Monster are plague
Remove monsters today
They don't love you, they don't even know what is love

[Anonymous No.]

Wish we had more kissing.

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>>12692882
And pet play.

>>12692867
Baby don't hurt me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692842
>>12692867
Filthy lies.

Vampires are love. Vampires are life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692886
I want a vampire to bite my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692885

No more

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>>12692890
>mistreating the penis

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>>12692896
Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care

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>>12692898
But vampire bites are supposed to feel really good.

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>>12692902
There should be but one hole on it. More power to you if that's what you want, but no, no, with all of my soul, NO.

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>>12692842
So what?
Cuddling with a cummy girlfriend is great.

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>>12692909
Cummy?

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>>12692908
What if she drank the sperm right out of your balls?

[Anonymous No.]

Who's gonna win the lantern bowl?

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>>12692914
If she has lots of other boyfriends in her harem she would smell like cum, or still be covered in cum by the time you get to her.

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>>12692890
I want a vampire to bit my neck and shoulders while we fuck.

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>>12692920
>Vampire harems
That's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

So assuming i decide to just sit down and powerbomb through moose's story how long of a read am i looking at

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>>12692916
Why do you hate your genitals?

>>12692920
You're gross and your seed should be wiped from the Earth.

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>>12692920
Or she'd give delicious sloppy seconds.

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>>12692918
No one, at least not for a few years. We haven't even got to what the heck is with the curse and/or lanern chain thing.

We're still in slice-of-life mode and have barely inched ahead in the main plotline so far. And he's been writing in omnibus mode (relatively equal screentime for everyone) with no obvious focus on one girl, so there's not going to be a clear winner any time soon. Unless he pulls a completely out-of-the-blue plot twist.

Honestly, I'm starting to thing he's winging it with the plot right now. It's seemed all over the place the last few chapters.

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>>12692931
Over a day defiantly, like a full 24 hours of just reading. Beyond that it depends how fast you can read. You need to separate it out and just read parts each day till your caught up.

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>>12692920
>>12692934
Cuckolds pls go.

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>>12692953
It's not cuckolding if you're not waifu and husbando.

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>>12692956
Its still beta as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692964
Yeah, he needs to hold hands and do it with the lights off in the missionary position like we real alpha males do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692956
I've never been one to hate on sluts, but wanting to sex/cuddle a cum stinky girl, something you want to tell us anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692968
Or you could not be attracted to the smell of cum like an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692975
There's nothing wrong with some extra slippery sex. Think of it as a sort of natural lube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692968
You're not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692993
>There's nothing wrong with wanting the cum of dozens of men on you, in fact its super sexy.
Jesus you are delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692993
You want aids? Cause that's how you get aids.

>no stds in 2D land

You're still a gross faggot and I wish I could reach across the internet to teach you the error of your ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692867
Preach on, brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692953
But I like penises and cum but also like girls. There is nothing about it that has to do with NTR.

>>12692975
>but wanting to sex/cuddle a cum stinky girl
Is delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693008
Then you're just a faggot. Are you proud of yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>Watching MGC Television

>"It rapes! It scrapes! It's the all new-"
>click
>"-And we're coming to you live from the City Square Stadium where the Zipangu Kanabos are just about to square off with our very own MGC Semen Demons in what's shaping up to be one of the most exciting-"
>click
>"It's easy." Clap. "To take things." Clap. "For granted." Clap. "But listen." Clap. "For just a few dollars." Clap. "You can save." Clap. "A child's life." Clap. "Every time." Clap. "I've clapped my hands." Clap. "A starving Succubus." Clap. "Has died of starvation."
>"WELL STOP CLAPPIN' YER FUCKIN' HANDS THEN!"
>click
>"-Are continuing to give you live coverage of the breaking controversy surrounding Mana Co. CEO, Mara Belili. Yet another serious accusation, just a few hours ago, has been issued by a fourth human male who has worked under Belili. The claims are very similar to the other supposed victims. According to the latest accuser, who shall remain anonymous, he had worked under Belili for over FIVE YEARS without Belili raping him, molesting him, or even flirting with him. Amidst a firestorm of controversy, people are continually asking...is it possible that Mara Belili is sexually modest or even celibate?"
"So far, every single scrap of evidence we've seen has shown Mara Belili to, problematically enough, possess all of the characteristics of a sexually modest person. She doesn't wear revealing clothing, virtually no people have connected her with rape or sexual promiscuity, and she seems like a bit of a recluse. At this point it's hard to believe that Belili is not a safe, sexually non-threatening individual...and for a lot of people, that's a scary thought."
>"Belili has responded to these accusations very aggressively, quoted saying "I have swallowed more semen than the fucking Bermuda Triangle". Despite this claim, Belili has yet to respond to our offer of having her rape a man on live television to clear her name."
>Click

[Anonymous No.]

Going on right now on /a/. Step off fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693059
Why are you angry? While you're upset I'm super happy licking sperm off my vampire waifus face and mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693082
Poe's law in full swing here. Can't tell if the bitch-kun that scared off people earlier or just satire.

[Anonymous No.]

A super villain MG is interested in you. Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693090
Yes. I have a thing for evil girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693090
That's just a demon though.

>>12693083
>>>/y/
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693085
>le bitch kun boogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

How big is too big for MG boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693106
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693106
When they sag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693116
Which is why you learn levitation magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693083
>jizz kisses
Ewww~♥

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693105
Nah, some moron was shitting up the thread earlier, equating monsterboys to CP and blaring about "no fucking tolerance for faggots". There's still a few comments left over about how hostile the thread was earlier.

May not be Bitch-kun, but the guy certainly has a bigger chip on his shoulder about males than the KKK do with blacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693106
While I'd like to say that anything bigger than a handful is at risk for a sprained thumb...

Tio-sized is fine with me, but anything beyond that would raise some questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693119
Or live in space.

>Still no zero-g slimegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693116
There is nothing wrong with saggy breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693132

They would just be perfect spheres, not girls, wouldn't they? I mean, bacteria and liquid both ball up in zero-G, so slime girls would probably too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693123
cummy kisses sounds a lot nicer.
Expect plenty of them from a succubus waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693124
I saw that. I agree with him. Not that MB are cp or whatever, but that all those things shouldn't be mentioned here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693137
Without any force exerted, yes, they would be. But if a slimegirl can exert pressure on themselves to move about, deform and keep from turning into a puddle, then they'll be able to assume other shapes too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693133
>rifle elf licking lips.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693133
That girl's a sectoid bro, you're gonna get probed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693143
I'm not a fan of MB either, but it sort of disappoints me greatly to see someone who just shitposts so aggressively, then win on account of getting any attempts at mature and civil discussion deleted by Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693079

Mara Belili did nothing wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693164

That's the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693158
Welcome to 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693164
Stop white knighting my waifu! I saw her first!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm heading to Congress,the world's biggest horse show and now centaur convention as well.

Some 20,000 horses,and 600,000 are expected to show up for the horse aspect alone during this week long horse show.
It's estimated that 50,000 centaurs will turn up this week.

What should I expect? My family that's involved in the horse industry,expects me to mingle with some of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693158
Wait, I have one better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693158
>mature and civil

There's your problem. Are you saying you want those things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693180
I bet you could get a lot of blowjobs from lonely horsepussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693185
I'm more just worried what happens when he does the same thing to other MG-related topics. What if he starts shitposting any femdom or maledom topics, or DFC or DCT topics? Those sorts of idiots can wipe out entire swaths of the thread. And probably will, now that they know that throwing tantrums is a viable tactic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693158
>shitposts
He was idiot enough to take a bait, but he was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692694
jesus do some better ideas already
or like do past requests

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693191
Any hard physical femdom already gets shat on immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692245
>into the corner I go

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/744510/689dd0011c/

Good cummy girlfriend even though it is not a monstergirl. Please enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692694

What a cutie patootie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693199
Why are you trying to bait this hard? Are you bored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693191
But I like those things.

>>12693195
You mean shit like bitchboy and thorn vagina? Rightly so. Just try pinning that on me when so many people were openly opposed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693203
Must be. There's so few of us on right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693204

How do you feel about hardcore femdom/drug addiction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692568
Name one story Bromont has done that's funny, if he's so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693204
Anyone that would rather sling shitposts rather than type literally one word into their 4chan wordfilter is not a rational person. Given such disregard for civil behavior, it is certain they are willing to shitpost anything they don't like -- whether the rest of the thread likes it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

Name something cuter than a puppy daughteru sitting on the floor, tongue hanging out and the dumbest smile of her face as she looks at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693211
That's the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693213
>Sub Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693217
A puppy daughteru affectionately licking her brother's face while they play and wrastle together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693219
Just be glad .less drew something that wasn't Laska or Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

Tragic story ideas!

>Oomukade falls in love with a man and they marry
>turns out her venom causes a terrible allergic reaction in him that worsens each time

>Wurm strangles her lover to death without realizing her terrifying strength

>Shirohebi without any magic falls in love with a serial NTR'er

>Arachne falls for a man with a deathly fear of spiders but loves her human half

>An elf falls in love with a traveler who visits every five years. She watches him slowly age until one year he doesn't return.

>A baphomet becomes friend with a shota but is forced to slowly watch him grow into an adult while she remains a loli unable to please his taste in women

Anything else that can be tragic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693231
>'BROTHER! BROTHER! LET'S PLAY! PLAY! COME ON COME ON! PLAY! COME ON! PLAY! WHAT'S THAT....WHAT IS THAT! WHAT'S THAT!?'
>She chases her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693211
Stale bait. Any dom that is more sadism than anything is shit. Funny how you post that but any greentext where monstergirls are hurt gets all of you to sperg out. And I like the drug addiction topic. Also, mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I will remind them.

Praise Arachnotaur! Delicious chocolate milk! Better then inferior Goddess Hathor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693246
The majority of /mgt/ seems to be femdom. This is reflected in that one poll, as well as the strong majority of MGE archetypes. Hell, the fact that pretty much half of them have addictive magic/chemicals suggests they're taking men against their will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693216
Anon, were you here, when we got booted to /jp/? This isn't a rational place. And you may be right on some of the things you said earlier, but better dead than having these threads become /d/ 2.0 when those of us that have been here since the beginning have fought tooth and nail just to be allowed to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693248
Purrge it. Even a normal run of the mill arachne is better than a horrible brutish ushi oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693248
I wish to cuddle the Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693251
Polls are meaningless, since we will never have one where all of us will be present, and we gat new people weekly. Maledom and Femdom is pretty even now. Monsters who outright rape aren't even that numerous, and most become submissive once they get the D. This is a meaningless argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692016
>Tomboy Dhampir
All of my yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693264
Also, proxy voting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693199
>netorare
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693264
You don't need to poll everyone to get an accurate microcosm of the population. Just a sufficient cross-section and extrapolation.

>>12693270
That was my first thought too, but the poll data suggesting that femdom is more popular tends to match /mgt/ trends.

For example, we get a lot more femdom stories than maledom on both pastebin and greentext stories; in my experience, there are at least 2-3 femdom for every maledom greentext, though this could vary with timezone. And again with MGE, we have more predatory-type MGEs than just bait-type MGEs (dormouse, alice, etc).

So yeah, the poll alone isn't accurate enough. Nor is anecdotal evidence from the thread. But taken all together, it seems to point to a femdom majority trent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693271
It isn't really NTR, its more like swingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692245
I help dig out the sandbox!

I also suggest after some futile minutes of excavating, that we just do snow stuff today instead of sand stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692694
Let's see. Mythril did an Anubis.
Less has done an Apophis.

We need more artists doing more MGs in Belly Dancing outfits. Stat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693284
>sharing your waifu
Don't see any differences

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693281
Unless everyone gets a say, the poll is meaningless. That's democracy at work. Only those who abstain from voting have no say, in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693296
Sharing is willing, NTR is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693008
Are you the same anon from a couple days ago who I was insisting should just admit he wants to go Alp?

Cause you sure sound like that same anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693302
Not him but I'd love to go Alp and take a huge sloppy gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693281
Unless you individually count each greentext, and story, this holds no sway. An impossible task, unless you're actually autistic enough to recover each one from the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693083
I'd do it if it was mine. Not another guy's though.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2SoGHFM18I

>Fox MILFs use the magnetic field of the Earth to hunt for human dickings under the snow.
>Fox daughterus just love jumping around in the snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693219
Worse yet given Bullet's not subby at all either.
Except maybe around her daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693298
>>12693306

I don't think you're familiar with how statistics works. No poll EVER has universal voting. Hell, even most national elections just count a large fraction (>60%) and just extrapolate. That's even with voter turnouts as low as 30%.

Even in the Soviet Union, where failure to vote had a jailtime penalty, and polling stations had a free buffet, they only achieved a 99.95% turnout. If free food and avoiding jailtime can't achieve perfect polling, I don't think anything can.

By the reasoning that "if everyone doesn't vote, the poll is not valid" then no election, ever, has been valid. Particularly the democracies you mention, with their turnouts as low as 30%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693219
Because it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693310
is my penis a magnet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693314
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693313
We aren't a nation, just a small group of individuals. Claiming something is universal when not everyone has had their say is flawed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693316
>>12693310
>running away from Arctic Kitsunes
>hide in the snow
>suddenly there's a poof and a mouth on yo dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693238
Pretty sure the Baphomet would just rape the dude when he started going "Sorry, not into...kids."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693199
More like an iron rod. The magnet is between their loins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693317
I thin you missed a couple of steps.

>for any man with testosterone in his balls

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693331
Maledomfag please. Don't start again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693199
Not really NTR or even swinging.

That's just dating an easy, slutty nympho, and being aware of such.

Not really sure there is an actual name for that. Maybe a kind of cuckolding.

[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder that next chapter of Karen's horse pussy will be actual horse dick NTR
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47026391

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693339
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693325
>I'm gonna marry you once we grow up!
>she never grows up
Too tragic for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693339
>>12693199

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693339
>Arranged marriage to horse pussy.
Ah whatever, I'd take what I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693339
I thought this already happened? Maybe it was another centaur NTR.
I cant get into monsters NTR'ing humans, because its not believable. I can believe another human NTR'ing another human though. The thing is, what is stopping a human from just killing all the monster males and taking the females? Humans are the Apex species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693336
Faggot please, not like there's an ounce of untruth in my words. And I'm not calling you a faggot because you may be a sub, I'm calling you a faggot because you assholes always assume people are one or the other. Ever stop to think that some of us just enjoy monstergirls as we get them?

>Oh no, a sub jinko how horrible! Muh femdm!

Eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693347
As far as horse pussy goes, she's damn cute.
Hell, even I might go for her gladly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693339
>That preview
>Horse has bandages all over it.

I'm gonna bet right now, that the "Horse" is her half-brother, who's reaming her so hard it's like he's a fucking actual horse.

It's all I've got to cling to after the up and down shit-fest of a ride Z-Ton has dragged us on with this eugenics thing.

And pretty flower bat sequel never. Maybe it's for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693349
You probably mean Ahobaka's horse pussy NTR.
MC also hangs himself in the end
Bretty gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693322
You don't need to have literally flawless data to produce averages. And I think you're misconstruing what the word majority means: it doesn't mean "universal" as you seem to think, but rather "more than half", in comparison to the maledom supporters.

C'mon man, are you saying it's literally useless to guess whether a parking lot is more than half full unless you stop and count every single car in the parking lot? Or guess whether a glass is half-full without a pipette and beaker accurate to the nearest cubic nanometer?

Either you don't really understand how statistics tends to be about averages rather than exact measurements, or you are projecting a desire to fervently deny the existence that there's more femdom than maledom in /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693352
She looks like she's been in a lot of fighting. Might have PTSD, but she is pretty adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693356
I remember when Ahobaka was just nice illustrations.

Then he started doing doujins, and more than half were awful NTR. Least he never did a doujin of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693353
I want batgirl NTR sequel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693357
>C'mon man, are you saying it's literally useless to guess whether a parking lot is more than half full unless you stop and count every single car in the parking lot? Or guess whether a glass is half-full without a pipette and beaker accurate to the nearest cubic nanometer?

If you want absolute certainty, yes.

>or you are projecting a desire to fervently deny the existence that there's more femdom than maledom in /mgt/.

Neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693310
>this clever canine has an amazing set of skill
Skills they've acquired over a long career
Skill That make them a nightmare for people like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693368
You guys are going all out today, uh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693364
She's giving me a fear boner. I bet she's into drown play. Getting off on holding you under, then taking you up so you can gasp for breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693351
Not him, but the mention of "testosterone", "balls", etc is recurrently used for people who are arguing against subfags, so I can understand him in some way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693368
You are the worst person I have ever heard words from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693374
Well, drowning and then being magically revived is how more nereids get produced in the MGE...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693383
T-thanks, anon-kun
I like you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693381
So "testosterone" triggers them? Not my fault men with more testosterone are more dominant/assertive. Bitch at biology/nature/reality, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693383
I think he doesn't even like NTR, he's that guy from the last thread who likes to see people mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693370

Thusfar your argument has been mainly, "statistics isn't real! It doesn't count unless it's literally perfect," or as I call it "never having heard the term margin-of-error". It's like saying climate change doesn't exist, purely on the grounds that meteorology and ocean studies aren't real sciences. I don't feel like reviewing the basics of grade 10 maths with you, so I'll let the topic drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693386
Women, not men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693393
Yes, I know, but I'm just saying, drowning is at the very core of their creation, so I can see them indulging in some fear-boner-inducing drown-play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693390
Well it doesn't triggers me and I prefer femdom over maledom by far. It's just that some people are retarded and easy to bait, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693374
>drowning
That reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atIGL5qi9Lg&spfreload=10
>Halb zog sie ihn, halb sunk er hin, und war nicht mehr gesehen
I'd be half dragged in and half sink myself with a cute mermaid girl ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693391
Oh shit, I was discovered

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692016
oh man I want more of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693391
Just report him for trolling. Enough hits and Janet will put in a request for a ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693412
Me too anon, me too.

[Anonymous No.]

A Vampire and a Dragon fall in love with the same human. Neither one wants to share.

Who wins and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>http://pastebin.com/UpjsZC3U

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693417
Dragon. Has both wealth and physical strength as an advantage. Plus flying and fire as an added bonus. Would pretty much always win in a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693417
Dragon. Unless dragon is susceptible to thralldom ,or the vampire is genesis tier, she's gonna get ripped apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693417
I win because that sounds like a wonderful situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693419
Oh fuck, I forgot to mention that I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693422
But the Vampire has influence and much more wealth. Not to mention she's smarter than the Dragon and much more vindictive. She could convince the human the Dragon is no good as well as hire dozens upon dozens of Dragonslayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693417
I don't know, but If I'm that human I hope the vampire wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693426
Who said you were the human they love?

Why would a dragon or a vampire want a digusting overweight weeaboo who spends his time on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693417
Me. Dick the dragon, she becomes submissive. Give some assisted rape to the vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693417
Why do people always wanna pit things against Dragons and dragon-types like Wurm and Ryu? It's not a fair matchup. Dragons types are so strong that they weren't completely transformed by whatever transformed everything, and they can revert to their original form. There's nothing that could stand up to one, except literal god characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693437
Ah, right in the reals.

Thanks for the gut-punch man, always what we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693440
They are the final bosses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693430
Why would you say the Vampire has more wealth? Dragons are gold hoarders, that pretty much guarantees they'd be wealthy. Vampires, however, can live in old tombs, decrepit mansions, etc. A successful vampire isn't always a rich vampire, but a successful dragon is always a rich dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693430
>More wealth
>Smarter
>Than a fucking dragon
What the fuck am I reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693446

Denile. Which is odd, since it's supposed to be Dragon v. Vampire, not Dragon v. Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693445
A successful wurm is a wurm with someone strong enough to not break when she hugs them.

A successful wyvern is a wyvern with a strong and courageous knight willing to mount them

A successful Ryuu is a ryuu with a loyal following of shirohebis and a magnificent temple

A successful jabberwock is a jabberwock covered in semen and smelling of her husband's dick

A successful dragon girl is a dragon who has enough gems to attract a worthy dragonslayer for her to dominate and mate with.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me, just posting best Fluffy Tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693446
>they weren
You're assuming the dragon is some ancientfag, and thus smarter, no one's said this is the case. Dragons aren't just born smart either, they have to learn like anyone else, they just get to learn more because of their stupid long lifespans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693445
Because money and jewelry don't always go hand in and hand with wealth and power. Neither does being the physically strongest. A dragon spends her time in a cave with her belongings, like some sort of overpowered NEET. A vampire builds reputation and has natural charisma to back it up. A vampire can own an entire city, a dragon can only terrorize it.

>>12693446
Dragon's aren't that smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693454
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you've posted an abomination. Don't worry, I'll take her off your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693437
Great, more "Realistic Expectations" faggotry.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693446
Sounds like you're presuming a vampire = pharaoh, or some other kind of socio-economic mastermind. Which is a loaded challenge if dragon just gets to be regular old dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693458
>Because money and jewelry don't always go hand in and hand with wealth and power.

What the literal and actual fuck am I reading?

Only on 4chan would I ever read that having a lot of money and jewelry doesn't make you wealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693459

Hold on, what do you mean by "take her off your hands"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693464

Sounds like it's just Troll-Kun again. He's been on the thread since this morning. Don't let him provoke you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693459
>Abomination.
She's beautiful like no dragonbreed or godess could ever be.
Would join her Covenant and paint her world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693465
I'll just take her to my house so you don't have to get embarrassed by being seen with her again. Don't worry, I'll give her a good home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693468
>mimic harpy

What the absolute fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693471
You know they gots some booty in their trunks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693468
I'd paint her world white, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693437
Well, in MGE-land they're semi-demonic monsters, so presumably they're attracted to the classical sins.
And since disgusting overweight weeaboo anons have gluttony, lust, and sloth down to a fine art, that'll get the demon juices flowing.

Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>No P'Orc GF
>She snorts when she laughs
>And when she orgasms
>And just whenever, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693474
...You'd cum in her eyes? That's mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693471
They are wearing Symbol of Avarice as helmets, I
believe.

>>12693474
kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693470

I'm still not convinced...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693437
Are you projecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693475
>>12693461
>>12693443
>>12693483

Too bad. You'll get an oomukade waifu and you'll like it.

Kids nowadays think they're entitled to a waifu just because they can imagine it. Back in my days we had to travel across the continent to reach the countries where our preferred monstergirls lived while keeping our virginity intact and then seduce her before someone else did.

And the entire journey was uphill both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693477
I'd cum everywhere except her eyes. I'd cum so much that she'd be able to make snow angels in my cum by the time I'm finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693483
See
>>12693466

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693470
Go hollow, Lautrec. Nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693484
>RPfaggotry
You had me going too.

[Anonymous No.]

BEHOLD, POTENTIAL MATE! Gaze upon the body I have conditioned to absolute perfection! My abdominal muscles are as diamonds! I can easily lift over 1,000-

...Wh? What do you mean? Guys only like soft g-...

No, that makes no sense. Clearly, this figure is superior! I can hunt better! I have more stamina! Do you have any idea how hard I can clench!? I-...you ungrateful...

Months. I spent months on this. I tortured myself from morning to evening, all for...

No! No, I'm not crying! Shut up! You're the only one who'll be crying! You're going to learn to appreciate the body I've worked for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693482
I'd sit her in front of a fireplace and give her nice hot chocolate while I stroke her hair and kiss her weird chaika brows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693489
It seems more like humour than earnest RP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693492
I would tenderly love a jinko, bite her neck while she chuffed, give her belly rubs, and get hunted by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693486
>snow angels in my cum
Dass hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693489
>being autistic about jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693484
Yeah and rape gangs comprised of maybe 3 MGs back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693492
>Those abs, thighs, and that likely phat ass.
Why is this the only picture we have of a Jinko that has actual musculature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693484
>Oomukade waifu
>bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693492

Tough as a rock in physique, yet delicate as a rose in emotional strength. That's pretty cute. Too bad she's gonna kick my ass in the following minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693501
Because muscles are harder to draw than a generic hourglass figure and jinko never got that much love in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693484
But I am willing to do all that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693493

Well I guess you're alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693484
>Implying there's something wrong with an Oomukade waifu

[Anonymous No.]

In my headcannon vampires are one of the few exceptions to no monsterboys. You could totally be an alpha vampire and turn a bunch of hoes into your vampire slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693492
>Most fit Jinkos and other strong MGs get thrown under the metaphorical bus in a modern society with MGs because most men go for the bimbo succubi and kitsune-bitches.
>They either develop a inferiority complex despite their fit bodies, or get thrown in jail for several cases of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693492
>shove a bagful of catnip in her face
>get some string out
>make her act like a kitten and take pictures
>show them to her the next day, telling her that should anything befall you, they'll be spread all over the net
>"Stay out of my sight"
>"you'd be real cute in some sandals and a jean skirt

And that's how you break a proud, pushy girl into a bride

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693516
That's an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693510
After she drank it all, I'd gently kiss her delicious, mild-chocolate tasting lips as I set her down on the furs. I'd rub her breasts all over as I positioned myself at her opening. Finally I'd kiss her as I thrust myself into her. Our pure love would slowly build to a shuddering climax and we would cuddle in the warm glow of the fireplace as my sperm swam deeper and deeper inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693516
Given how humanoid they are already, MGE Vampire Incubi would pretty well be just Male Vampires anyway.

Though maybe they wouldn't have the badass Wing-Capes the Females have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693090
Lich waifu needs your energy for her dark magics. Every creampie gives her the mojo to summon 10 skeletons, how long until you rule the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691952
Y'know, I never noticed before, but she has a bit of blood dripping down her hands and arms.

A messy eater, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I want to request a drawfag next time I see one?
Guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693533
Fuck off or say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693533
I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693533
More Monster Girls in Belly Dancing Outfits?

Cause that's what I'm gonna do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693238
Anybody remember the name of one tragic monstergirl doujin where the girl lives in the sewer and nurses to health some injured boy and then when he can see again tries running from her and she kills him with her enormous claws accidentally trying to hug him. And then she hugs herself to death.

Was one of my favorite tragic mg doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693533
A werewolf and wurm building a snowman together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693533
/ss/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693541
That had a name?

>>12693533
Vampire Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would give the best /ss/ to a young impressionable shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693533
Batgirl NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693552
Holstaurus hands down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693552
Echidna, motherly /ss/ is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>Somebody mentions NTR
>/mgg/ didn't devolve into a massive shitstorm
>People actually discussed it a while ago

What

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693517

>It somehow leaks out that you're actually one of the few guys who has a thing for muscle chicks
>Word spreads and suddenly you can't go anywhere without buff Onis, gym-rat Jinkos, and swole Ogres flashing you their rock-hard abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693558
There wasn't a monster girl in that doujin. No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693573

Oh. Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

For those of you who missed it in the last thread

It has been a lot of work, and still more to add.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures_from_Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693556
I can second that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693552
Echidna, Holstaurus, Wight, Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693558
We all hyped for horse pussy NTR chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693595
We are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693593

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693595
Okay, is it a centaur, man, or actual horse that's going to fuck Karen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693601
Actual horse with spooky mad white eyes
Check the preview, m8
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47026391

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693601
Don't know.

Whomever it is, the must be quite the stallion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693595
>>12693601
>>12693605
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693605
Horses fucking girls are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693605
Fuuuuuuuuck! I don't have a pixiv. Imgur please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693605
I think I'm going to punch someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693608
No

[Anonymous No.]

>NTRfags
Since when are these faggots allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12691952

>All of this sudden influx of Vampire love

What is with you faggots. Seriously. First you start talking about CC x Shota and rouse dipshit from undeath and murder masturbation and now we're having Undead sleepovers.

Continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693605
You ever hear about something, and your curiosity keeps pressuring you to see it, but then when you do, you instantly regret your choice and now have to live with the fact that you were better off not knowing?
Getting that, right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693560
Is it okay to punch their abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693594
>No succubus

Succubutts and little boys go together like peanut butter and jelly, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693619
Yeah and waste images too, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693560
>Get followed everywhere by a bunch of 7-8 feet tall monster girls.
>Everyone thinks you're their bitch-boy whenever they see you.
>They all are actually awkward as fuck around you because they don't want to scare away one of the few guys who they think they have a chance with.
>You can't see anything beyond five feet of yourself because there's always a wall of tits and muscles around you trying to be nice to you or trying to look cool so that you notice it.
>They get into fights all the time, either for show, because of their hot blooded competition, or both.
>You just want some semblance of peace back in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693620
Since you touch yourself at night. NTR is part of MGE, it's just done to human women so no one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693628

Too bad Succubus /ss/ is so run into the ground you could swear it were fertilizer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693624
>Punching their abs
yeah, if you don't want that hand to function for a couple months

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just checking in to announce that I'm fapping with my niece's sock atm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693617
>2014
>not having pixiv account for newest lewd hentai pics
Anon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693617
You don't want to see it. Except if you are a subhuman ntrfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693630
>muscle harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693637
Unless she's a monster girl we don't want to hear about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693639
Anon, not all of us do anything on the internet. I'll get an account, but just this one, please link me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693628
Loli succubi are the only acceptable succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693641
Or a beta cuckold nip, which are obviously a majority in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693636
It's not aggression, it's curiosity for their flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693651
I can understand liking netori, but inserting as the cucklold? For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693652
That's what I mean. They'll let you punch it if you want to
And you'll break your hand the minute it gets in connects with their rock hard abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693594

Motherly /ss/ - Holstaur, Wight, Echidna

Seductress /ss/ - Vampire, Apophis, Succubutt

Hand holding procreation /ss/ - Echidna, Echidna, Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693650
I bet you like lolidom faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is wrong with this thread today?

Isn't this the MG thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693660
It's the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693654
To feel like you are getting cuckolded of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693634
>Because Succubus /ss/ is mainstream, it stinks!

Mark of a true pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693658
>Hand holding procreation /ss/ - Holstaurus, Dhamphir, Dark Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693667

It's more like the reason why Succubutt /ss/ is bad because it always ends the same. She uses some kind of bullshit asspull demon eye charm magic, ogles at his pulsating gungnir, and proceeds to either A) fuck his brains out, falling in love, B) Turns him into her boyslut, or MEH) Eats his soul like a heartless bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693666
The devil is a cuck. HA! Netori=Good. Netorare=Evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693364
He did one with a trio of fish girls (though they had a slightly different appearance). They rescue a drowning guy and then have sex forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693654
Some fetishes defy Natural Selection, Anon.
>Being a beta faggot is somehow an evolutionary adaptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693560

>A /fit/ Monstergirl will never show off her abs to you, proudly thrusting them outward
>She'll never wait for your reaction with a confident smile on her face, certain that you'll fall for her charms and excellent physique
>You'll never instead poke her abs in curiosity, making her recoil in surprise
>She'll never nervously tell you not to do it again, covering her stomach with her arms in a protective manner, as her cheeks turn red with embarassement
>You'll never decide to exploit her obvious weakness, and keep poking her over and over around her abs and midsection
>You'll never make her laugh uncontrollably, as she does her best to protect herself from your tickles while foolishly trying sto swat your hands away like a little girl
>You'll never laugh it off together and get to know each other better after the unexpectedly fun tickle fight session

>You'll never have a strong, yet extremely sensitive monster waifu whose inhuman strength vanishes as soon as you start tickling her

Imagine how fun it'd be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693659
Just a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693678
Impossible, every male has an instinctual desire to spread his seed. There's something wrong with cuckolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693672
In Brandish, the boy turns into a hero mid-coitus and reverse rapes the succubus, thus enabling them to become sexual enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693680
>that doujin

NOPE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693650

Nerdy, loyal succubi are the only acceptable succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693238
>Lizard Girl's Husband and childhood sparring mate gets killed by a bomb in a distant land

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693687
YES
That's like all of my fetishes rolled into one (plus sort of orgasm denial, I guess, but it can't be helped)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693690
What a goober. I bet she just plays eroges all day instead of going out and raping boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693679
>swat one hand too strongly.
>Breaks every single bone in your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693690
Psssst. Hey anon, whatcha fappin' at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693696
>every single bone

Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

/mgt/ is a good husbando to the scientist wurm.
Imposter Recap Anon posts more than I do.
T-Rex girl has small hugs and massive thighs.
/fit/ bangs an alp, then turns into an alp.
Parasite slimes still terrifying.
More alp talk.
Sleeping monstergirls beware of blackmail photos.
Platinum blonde drill-haired kejourou. And on the subject of Platinum hair drills: http://i.imgur.com/YkCKAiQ.png
Wow, there's a lot of alp discussion going on.
Short roper story that somehow isn't a little scary.
Polt leans against the furry fence.
Monstergirl sports teams OP pls nerf.
Crocodile girls with death-roll hugs and Amos Moses.
Monstergirl porn titles, from softcore mindbreak to hardcore innocent cuddling.
Thunderbrother posts chapter 6 of Aviators. Sorry I missed it last time. I've still got to catch up on reading it.
Wurmina Johnson promotes safe, legitimate testing in the name of safe, legitimate science.
Tiny garden snake girls.
Big, smothering onis.
Penywise posts another Rusalka update.
Monstergirls in new sex positions.
Anglerfish girl absorption.
Tragic matangos with potential healing.
Hedonistic succubi with frequent hot baths and oil massages.
Pure succubus who endures her conversion to the Faith.
/mgt/ pits their daughterus against each other.
Anon becomes pals with Rapequisha and her manticore friends.
Drug problems in MGC, and matango spore infection.
Two Tanuki Studios release their new set of niche fetish titles.
Delicious elves of all sizes and types.
Z-Ton breaks hearts and relationships.
Vampire, Wight, and Pharaoh coffin sleepovers.
Monstergirls in fancy tailored dresses.
/mgt/ conludes that every fictional setting is a boring setting.
/hbt/ posts shit about each others' husbandos.
Little Timmy asks for monstergirl insults to use on that mean oni bully.
Oni gymgoers go bowling

Here's that big old list of ideas: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
I'll quit posting the fulfilled ideas "list", because it's just one idea so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693696
She's an oni, no Superman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693698
She's looking at YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693690

>Ah... a human?
>You want to... sit with me? Even though i'm...
>Say, have you played Human Boy Quest? It's quite enthralling. The way the Human Boys just throw themselves at the Queen Succubus, ready to receive her love.
>What? No. Of course I don't play that silly eroge. I have plenty of cherries popped under my garters.
>H-how many? Well.. it's hard to count them on both hands... you see...
>You're really persistent aren't you?
>Nnnnghhh! Stop it! I have raped human boys, I have!

Nerdcubus is so bullyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693698
>>12693702
A succuvirus who can physically manifest herself, The Ring style?

Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693679
>you will never have a cute monster musclegirl tickle torture you to submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693705
I prefer the girl from The Ring over the succuvirus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693704
I wish to bully her so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693700

Thanks for your service, RecapAnon.

Also

>Tragic matangos with potential healing

I haven't seen this, anyone got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693705
No, seriously, look at her.

>>12693709
Unless she wants a faceful of piss, she better not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693702
Whoa anon, is that guy fucking a centaur? Isn't that like, bestiality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693700
>mfw I derailed last thread twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693719
I'm not fat. I can't self insert in this pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693724
Give it some time.

You'll reach there eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693719
Oblivious succuslut is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693711
>Sadako starts to emerge from the TV
>Put a slightly smaller TV in front of the TV, screens facing each other
>Sadako falls into the smaller TV
>Still determined to get you, she crawls out of the TV
>And into an even smaller TV facing that one
>This continues, Sadako getting smaller as she manifests from smaller screens every time
>Move on to tablets, and eventually smartphones
>When she emerges from the screen of your phone, you can pick her up and hold her in your hand
>You now have your very own handheld Sadako

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693712

>Now look at what you made me do! The whole car is staring at us! You should know better than to ask a Succubus how many human boys she's had sex with! We're supposed to tell you!
>... What? No, we're not lovers. I swear. I just met this disgusting excuse for a human. He what... ?
>Ehhhhh!? Did I accidentally use my magic!? Mother's going to kill me! She'll put me in the Roper Pit again like she did last time this happened and won't let me out for three days again!
>You'll what...?
>... Really?

Proceed to sex in the train's claustrophobic restroom. Proceed to lick that Succubutt pussy while she embarassingly spreads those perky blue labia lips for you. Proceed to tenderly fuck her. No condom. Giving her all the spirit energy she needs to at least register as an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693724
But she's not looking at him, Anon
She's looking at YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693730
>Car
>Train
I thought we were on a bus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693730
>No condom.
But I want to bully her. Isn't tossing the sperm after all that work just the worst for her?

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>12692949
Don't worry, the plot was defined a long time back, and I expect the story will be finished by chapter 15.

The story in these sub-chapters is a lot more an examination of how he works through the nature of how people interact with mamono, given from a point of view that (almost) precludes sex. This, of course, is in violent opposition to nature, thus leading to a horribly skewed perspective.

And if it bothers you too much, I'll just say that the lantern gets explained in the next non-subchapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693711
You fall in love, you lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693711
Succuviruses are cuties
Especially if they are yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693738

Come on, Anon. There's a certain level of bullying that just isn't right. At least let her suckle your balls afterwards, slathering her face in your smell, telling you she's now your girlfriend that you won't call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693698
>>12693716
>>12693733
So she's a succubus who begins her life as a memetic phenomenon within an image? And by transfering from images within images to "higher levels" of that subjective reality, she can slowly emerge into our true reality? Or maybe a reality beyond ours?
Kind of like a succubus who has constant awareness of the 4th wall, and the ability to travel through it.

This is getting a little too SCP for me. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693730
Fapfapfapfapfapfap.

>>12693733
That's what I said. YFW you are the NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693741
>not raping the shit out of loli TV ghosts
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693733
And what is the guy going to do? Masturbate? I know I'm handsome but it is gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693754
My thoughts exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693728
Broccubus helps you enjoy your eroge games to their fullest potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693743
I like you.

>>12693730
>not fucking her in public

One. Job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693750

>Actually fapping to that

Either you have really low standards or you're trying to humor me. It isn't working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693729

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693765
>>not fucking her in public
I'd smoosh her small breasts up to the window and fuck her anus in plain view, tauting her all the while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693729
I'd like to fuck tiny Sadako like an onahole, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693754
>From a legal point of view I can do whatever I want- can't I?
Sasuga Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693763
I don't even know what's happening there, but I like it.
Is she selectively phasing through physical objects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692694
Black sclera is missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693754
>Raping her
To the Matango Pit with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693729
Or you can just watch video on a cellphone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692694
>>12693784
Other than that, I fucking love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693770
That's more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693786
Stop unravelling my needlessly convoluted ideas with sound and reasonable logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693781
She's a succuvirus given physical manifestation, pretty sure the physicality of the matter is balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693294
I believe the natural pattern calls for a Pharaoh next.
Then all three a la Suisei no Gargantia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693763
>She's always looking at you in each picture
This is freaking me out

[Anonymous No.]

"Welcome to Burger King, how may I suck your cock today?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693794
I nominate Loen to do belly dancing Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693776
He clearly learned it from the best loli ghost molester

[Anonymous No.]

All this rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693765

You should already know by now i'm ad naseuastic but fine.

>Push her against the window, her sweater smooshing against it as you fiddle with her panties
>They're the white kind with printed teddy bear heads on them
>Th-they're the only kind Mother allows me to wear since I haven't been with a boy yet!
>C-... don't say such things so plainly!
>Where are you hands touching!? Stop it!
>No! It's going inside! You're fingers in there!
>S-stop it! I'm not getting wet! People are staring!
>Hue? You don't care? Hyiiin!
>She shoots girlcum all over the seat cushions
>What do you mean i'm 'wet and ready'?
>You don't plan on... no no no no! I'm supposed to be in the leaiiiiiiidddd!
>Hah! Ahn! This is... a human boy's cock!
>It's so big, and veiny! It feels like he's going to break my pussy! Everybody's watching and staring! I can almost hear them laughing at me. Being raped by a human!
>Eh? You want me to what...?
>Hold onto the grips and pull up? You don't plan on... from beneath!?
>You're a monster, an absolute monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693796
>Brown succuslut
Get her smaller nips and we'd be golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693801
And almost no one is complaining. But when you post a little about /ss/ there's a shitstorm.

Fuck everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693796
>those tits

She's too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this mixing of 2D and 3D
No. Please no. Never again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693796
>"Just" brown, not delicious blueberry
>Missile nipples on torpedo tits
>Unbelievable hips even for a succubus
Ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693806
ss a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693806
We like raping ghosts and sucubutts not children so yeah fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693813
Rape a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693806
Those were two normal and one troll. Don't worry, /ss/ doesn't always cause shitstorms. If someone complains, ignore them, /ss/ has always been allowed here. Loli gets shit on a little now because of bad memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693796
>Those torpedo tits
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693813
>>12693814
Normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693816
Rape a great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693819
You gay son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693798
Then the trifecta will be complete.
Genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693812
Some people prefer brown, some people prefer vanilla.

We all agreed succubi should be blue though, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693820
>not wanting to rape a child makes you a normalfag
B8 harder faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693813
>>12693814
>>12693816
>>12693820
>>12693821
>>12693823

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693827
Blue of vanilla. Depends on how corrupted they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693811
>not liking based COME ON AND SLAM
I can't tell if this a trolling or bad taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693813
You a shit.

/ss/ is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693827
>We all agreed succubi should be blue though, right?
I didn't think there was a debate. Blue a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693829
You're feeling contempt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693827
Blue>Brown>Vanilla

I think it's largely agreed that blue a best for succubbi though, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693837
Blue is good, but the real clincher is the black-and-yelllow eyes. As long as she has that, I'm fine with vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693827
Depends on the Succubus. Blue is my go to for best succubus colour, but sometimes regular skin colours leave nothing to be desired, too. Just depends on the art, the succubus in general, and other factors like that, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693834
/ss/ a shit
shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693844
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693828
>Applying 3D logic to 2D
Yes, you are a normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693844
>the black-and-yelllow eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693844
What about other combinations, though? Like, say, an ash gray skin combined with black sclera and red irises. Or red black and yellow? Clearly the sclera have to be black, but are there any other good skin/eye combinations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693763
>Left handed mouse

Scariest thing about this scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693856
I thought all macfags use left mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693856
>Scary
That's amazing. You'd think he'd be able to control the game by thrusting or drawing on her ass, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693861
Is that a dig at macfags being wankers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693601
>>12693605
I still think the horse is a visual representation of her brother fucking her like a total animal.

God I hope ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693632
Is it still NTR if the monster girl just turns the human, and then has a threesome with the guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693650
What's better, Succubi-Loli, or Half-Succubi Loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693698
>>12693719
>You will never have a succubus friend from a young age whom you play with always
>You will never one day take your playfighting too far during one sleepover and end up exploring each other's bodies together
>The two of you will never kiss awkwardly, hesitantly playing with one another's bodies
>She will never beg you to help her get rid of this strange burning she's feeling, before the two of you have sex, not really understanding what it is you're doing
>You will never promise to keep it a secret from your parents, fearing what they'd do if they found out
>The two of you will never arrange further "play dates" together behind your parents' backs, essentially becoming best friends with benefits
>It will never escalate during your high school days to the point where she will frequently barge in on you while you're masturbating, curious to see what you fap
>Before helping you deal with your burning desire every time
>You will never come to marry this girl, who has truly always been your life partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693875

Full-succubi non-loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693873
Only if she steals him away after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693700
>Vampire, Wight and Pharaoh coffin sleepovers
>Z-Ton breaks hearts and relationships
Wait, what? That was discussed last thread? I thought these things were both new this thread?
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693875
Succubus, loli or naw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693877
Gotta choose, man. Assuming we're not related I'd go for full succubus loli and raise her into the perfect lewd wife. If we are blood related I'd still take the succubus loli and raise her into the perfect, respectable wife for someone else. At least the full one wears panties.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/9wiC0m6Z
Ave Medicum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693711
I have an irrational fear of Onryo.
God help me if KC or Okayado or some other popular MG artist draws one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693802

Try to do something nice and nobody cares.

Elfokay.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693754
>If she's a ghost, from a legal point of view, I can do whatever I want-can't I?!
The Araragi Defense, ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693888
Because we're busy fapping to it to comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693870
Oh anon, how sweet and fresh you are.

>>12693875
Can you post an example of a half succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693833
>AND WELCOME TO THE JAM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693889
Always take advantage of loopholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693875
As long as it's loli it's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693892
>Can you post an example?
The very picture I quoted man. The little blue-haired girl is a half-succubus. She has no visible succubi traits, but she has a deep aversion to wearing panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693802
>Getting dominated by a human boy in public

There goes any chance of a social life she'd have had before

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693885
>http://pastebin.com/9wiC0m6Z
You have my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693892
>How sweet and fresh you are.
Z-Ton's stuff oft isn't THAT level of NTR awful. I'm allowed to hope for a happy ending yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693630

>That one Oni who does nothing but flex 'casually' whenever you walk by
>That one Ogre who just pretends like you don't exist even though she coincidentally shows up everywhere you go
>That one Jinko who, despite being ridiculously awkward and unfit to function in any social situation, walks straight up to you in public. "You know, I could protect you. I mean, if you ever...get in a fight or something? I'm really strong so...you wouldn't have to worry about anything like that if you wanted to hang out with me sometime. O-...okay, bye."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693880
Yep, there was a post with a link to the Z-Ton announcement, followed by a great disturbance in the force.
I think the Coffin sleepover thing happened about two-thirds of the way down the thread. Ctrl F-ing the archive for any of the relevant words will reveal it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693896
So she's a 3D slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693855
Nothing beats yellow on black with slitted pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693802
Bueno.

More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693632
>>12693873
Monstergirls won't go after other womens husbands, even if those women are human.

Stop making shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

I was told /ss/ was available?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693902
Holy fuck its like im on /fit/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693911
Ain't that the damn truth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693911
>slitted pupils
You make a strong argument. Of course, hearts are always okay too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693911

I'm gonna disagree because swirly eyes exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693913
Yeah I know.

They will change them into MGs though.
And then move on to the next lucky girl, leaving the prior one to rape her husband with her new body.

Like a lewd, transformative Santa Claus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693915
No. Someone lied to you
Get out with your pedoshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693904
She goes around in a short skirt without panties 90% of the time.

She doesn't hump every guy who passes her fancy. Just her father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693915
Po po po. Shotas beware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693915
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693896
Then full lolibus.

>>12693901
Once an artists starts doing NTR, there is no going back. Hope brings only disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693917
REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693920
So like...
>>>/a/108615079

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693922
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693928
Remind me what the buttrage over Apophi (Apophises?) is again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693899
We are men of medicine, who practice within the crowd. To provide the cure for monstrosity. Our purpose is to heal the city from within, and to correct the sickness that has been spread.

Know that our surgeons are fleet-of-foot, to bring them wherever they must operate. Watch for our ambulances, and remember us for a house call.

Nil nocere homini. Aufer morbi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693922
...I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693927
>One an artist starts doing NTR
But he's never done something quite like this before. So, I'll just wait and see. When's that comic come out, and we get our raws, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693934
>20x20 foot long sandbox in the playground
>It's big enough to accommodate all the girls that want to play in it
>Little Pharaoh girl gets her friends together to build a sand chair
>Her Anubis friend is especially good at making one, as she is eager to help the others in building it when they have trouble
>Near the end of recess, they manage to complete the chair for the Pharaoh to sit in
>Everybody is happy
>Until the Apophis girl comes and pushes her out of her chair
>Pharaoh girl cries because she was pushed down
>A timid boy comes from behind the lamia child
"Ophy, come on, l-let's go play something else."
>"nnNOO! I wanna sit in the sand chair!"
>Taking a closer look, the sand chair has collapsed, having been knocked down along with the Pharaoh
>Her chance to sit in the chair gone, the lamia cries too
>Recess ends, everyone is called back inside
>Pharaoh is crying
>Apophis is crying
>The little boy didn't get to play Duck, Duck, Goose with Ophy
>Nobody is happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693926

>Vampire /ss/

The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693915
Nothing more fun to corrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693913
What the fuck are you talking about? MGs abduct married men all the time. And if the man is married to another MG, and they really want him, they'll join a harem, if they have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693934
Well, there's .less' decapitation pic for one...

Also, I use Apophi personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693921
You're doing it wrong. You should forbid all fanfiction and tell us to get out of your board. Shitposter-kun was so amusing with his crazy ideas I kinda miss him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693934
Nothing. It's just a silly thing we do concerning the perennial petty battle between some purple snake bitch and some human lookin bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's your favorite underrated MGE girl with no fanart?

I like Living Doll. DFC and dolljoints.

Also, Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693947
>Male corruption
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693941
Will you stop spamming this greentext.

>>12693935
So de-monsterization? Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693956

>That spoiler

Most impregnable girl coming through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693941
I hate to be rude, but I don't need to be reminded ad nauseum of a thing I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693948
>MGs abduct married men all the time.
{Citation needed}

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693960

>That gentle personality
>Them huge hips
>Them breasts
>Them freckles

The most perfect girl to get no attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693956
I want a story of Living Doll trying to find some purpose or some new owner who will love her.

>Why was I made?
>Who made me?
>And what did they make me for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693960
10/10 would want As a mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693957
>>12693947

Corruption, yes. Sissification leave to /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693956
I'd have to say Homunculi and, to a lesser extent, Gargoyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693970

Troll momdom /ss/?

With those huge pillow-y breasts pressed into his face as her colossal hands gently fondled him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693972
>Homunculus
Did KC do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693956
I would say Kunoichi, but she's been getting some love as of recently
I guess Grizzly and Troll

[Anonymous No.]

Must be scary growing up in a world filled with monster girls.

Or very comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693956
Really, there are so many girls, that almost none of them get fanart. Just a bit when they're flavor of the month, with only a few who stick out and still get semi-frequent fanart to this day. Apophis, for instance, is quite popular

As for my favorites, I think all of them got at least their flavor of the month stuff. Not enough. Never is. Because faves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693960
Her ass sticks out impressively far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693963
You are so fucking annoying. Every once in a while so uppity faggot comes around and says, "but things don't work that way", how about you read the fucking world guide before you open your mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693975
Nope, it's a fake one but gets lumped in due to the similar layout/art

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693959
Think of it not as de-monsterization, but restoring whatever little is left of their humanity by treating their condition even if they desire not to.

Have you had your check-up today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693956
I love Kunoichi and Valkyrie/Dark Valkyrie, but I don't know if they are underrated anymore.

>>12693976
>but she's been getting some love as of recently
And half of it is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693974
While that does sound nice, I meant more because Trolls attract Gnomes, who become childhood friends of their children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693983
Well, that explains a few things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693986
>And half of it is mine
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693956
>I like Living Doll.
>dolljoints.
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693982
I still need you to cite that source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693981

All the better for you to grip and slap as you plow into her, Anon. Her face hidden behind her giant hands, blushing at being overcome by a man's love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693977
Hroz has to be one of my favorite artists for succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693981

Pound for pound, she might be the most voluptuous monstergirl. She's the ultimate in a motherly body type. Even the Holstaurus might have a problem competing with them curves.

Part of why I like her. She looks very cozy in a 'gentle, attractive mother' sorta way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693986
>Kunoichi
Actually gets a fair amount of content, surprisingly.
>Dark/Valkyrie
Unfortunately seems to have faded as flavor of the month. Shame, I was so hype for them, for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693915
>Kunoichi,
It's always been. Don't let anyone tell you different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693998
I guess you could say that she's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693994
>All the better for you to grip and slap as you plow into her
Surrounded by a field of flowers yes? Flowers are fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693984
Will there be curing of incubi as well? I and readjusting to human life? I'd read that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693996
>Hroz
>delicious thick
>delicious heart eyes
>delicious cuddling
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

What's better

Oblivious monster girls or lonely monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693978
>Apophis is quite popular
Which makes me feel bad because Apophis is my waifu and yet I'm always like
>Hey, you know what girl we need more art of?
>[insert not-Grapesnake here]

Like Pharaoh and Kunoichi and Medusa for example. We need more art of them.
It's also why I even bothered with the idea of Hathor in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694004

In the field of flowers, Anon. In the field of flowers. The unique smell of her own like desert lilies in a sea of lilacs. That motherly body quaking in pleasure as you fuck her as a beast in rut would. Never saying you hate her, never saying anything. Just tilling the earth with your tool, seeding her fertile, earthen womb with spunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694010
I want to share my loneliness with a lonely monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694009
Maximum comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694014

Goddamnit now I actually want to pastebin something involving Troll. Fuck you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693977
Why no one is translating those last doujins goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694005
Incubi, too, may warrant a house call from our Doctors. We assure you, there is most certainly a cure.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad /mgg/ agrees that big tits are the best for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694028
Hoo boy, here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694028
>big tits
Yes.
>balloon tits
...not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693993
Nah, you read and disprove it. I'm the guy who's always citing the guide, and I'm not reading shit to placate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694010
What is that clone doing on Medusa's bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694028
>I'm glad /mgg/ agrees
Don't decide things on your own, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694017
>There was once a Troll that lived under a bridge, she was well known in the area for exacting a toll on those who would pass at night, or so they said.

One night you stayed out too late at a friends house and headed home in the dark, only to find yourself at that exact bridge.

You laugh to yourself and say "it's just rumors." and process to cross.

Before you make it half way across a tall hooded figure appears at the other end, standing in the middle of the road.
You think nothing of it and continue to cross the bridge.

When you reach the end of the bridge a large arm blocks your way and a womans voice comes out "You must pay the toll."

Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694028
What has Mogudan been doing as of recent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694024
Death?

>>12694028
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694039

More like something along the lines of Farmer husband tenderly and slowly fucking his Troll wife while his soneru with her and his Gnome childhood friend play outside, completely oblivious to the parents' baby-making

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694041
>Mogudan
I like how if you arrange his art by time from oldest to newest, you can see him gradually going more and more insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694031
>Big tits
>Not the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694028
Nah. Proportionally modest for me. Just enough to accentuate a feminine form and play with, but still befitting a lithe and athletic body.
Those tits there are just ridiculously large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694039
You look at the hooded figure unsure what to say or do.
She continues "I maintain this bridge, and money is required to keep it in shape, hence I charge a toll"

She leans down and looks at you closely, you see it is indeed a troll.
She smiles and says "If you can not pay, I can offer an alternative if you like."

Do you throw all your money at her and run away?
Or
Do you ask what the alternative is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694016
>maid
>glasses
>that body

Why is he so based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694045
Hey, I didn't mean it as in I hate big tits. I like tits as much as the next guy
Just not those torpedo tits you posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694044
>gradually going more and more insane.
I suppose its time look for more of his stuff on Sadpanda, as I've only ever fapped to his Eva stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694042
Nonsense. It is against our oath to harm mankind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694049
Ask what the alternative is, or, you know, just go around or find another route

[Anonymous No.]

What are you gonna do when the refrigerator pussy runs wild on you, brother?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, /ss/ is fine, dumping is not, and you're cutting it close with the lewd. Do you want Janet to nuke the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>A Tanuki approached you one day as you were busy tending to your vegetable stand. Just a meager, but satisfying extension of the family farm that had existed for generations.
>Flanked by several Oni bodyguards, she puffed idly at her smoking pipe. Not normal tobacco, it smelled expensive. It smelled like roses.
>"Hello."
>"Yes, ma'am, would you like to b-"
>"I like you. Spend some time with me."
>You blinked suddenly. "N-...no thank you."
>She pouted, cocked her head. "Hmm...I don't like that."
>"I-"
>"No, see, I always get what I want. I own this place. I'm not used to being rejected. So...say again?"
>"...No thank you."
>"I'll buy your stand. Every vegetable you have. I'll pay double. Spend time with me." She spoke with smooth confidence. Her placid, unsettling smile never faded.
>"I already have someone. Leave."
>"What's her name?"
>"Leave."
>"How much is she worth?"
>"Go away!"
>"Your farm? I'll buy your farm. You have one, don't you? Triple...no, quadruple what it's worth. You'll live in bless for the rest of your l-"
>"I don't like you."
>Her smile never faded. She shrugged, puffed extra long on her pipe. "I'll see in a few months." And she left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694063
Heat her up with my raging hot boner.
Hopefully she'll melt and I can continue on my quest to finding my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693977
BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694059
Monster aren't human...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694070

>A few days later a sudden and unexplainable disease wiped out your crops. Your farm was ruined.
>And soon after that you found that all of your closest friends either had to leave the country for unexplained reasons or had been arrested for crimes they swore they didn't commit.
>And that the woman you loved had run off with another suitor who had suddenly and inexplicably gained a ridiculous amount of wealth.
>Every restaurant in town refused to serve you. Your home suddenly came under a plague of rats and termites. Every single person you knew began avoiding you.
>Just two months later you were completely homeless, broke, and desperate. And she came back, still smoking something that smelled like roses.
>"...So? How would you like it? Spend some time with me? I'll give you a place to stay. Three meals a day? Pay your debts? All you have to day is say-"
>"Yes! Y-yes...please."
>"...Hmm...I'll think about it."
>"Wh-"
>"I'll see you in a few months. Take some time to really consider the decision you're about to make, hm? It'll do you good. Make you appreciate what you get from me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694071
>Melt a yuki onna
>She reforms as an icy slimegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
Time to drown myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
And then anon becomes the punisher and goes on a quest for vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694074
There is human in even the most vile monsters. It only depends on how deep a cut must be to find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694074
Monstergirls are people too, Anon.
They can feel happiness and sadness, love and betrayal, hope and despair just as much as any one of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694085
Stop pretending and type your shit if you're gonna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694074
Humans are the real monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
>>12694070
/pol/ was right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
Well done Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694097
What fool would post his evidence online

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
>No one will ever desire you that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
>actually reasonable response instead of muh honor and starving to death on a street
That's rather unexpected. I wonder what's next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694101

In the end /pol/ is always right.

[Anonymous No.]

There is literally nothing wrong with cumming into your kitsune waifu's fluffy tail As long as you wash and brush it to perfection afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
>Saying yes
No, anon. That's when you tell her 'No,' do spite her one last time.
Goddamn, you failed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
This bitch.
This crazy goddamn bitch.

I'd thank her. If the last girl was a gold-digging whore anyway, I'm better off.
And then I'd punch her for everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694109
You have to be really careful about that.
You know how much the pride themselves on their tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
>And that the woman you loved had run off with another suitor who had suddenly and inexplicably gained a ridiculous amount of wealth
What type of shit wife is that? I bet she's not a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
And 2 months later she comes back and get stabbed in the throat with a shank?

[Anonymous No.]

What if Pharaoh had Ra Power armor? that she stole from Ra

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
Your wife was a gold digger. I'd say the Tanuki did good, even though she screwed you over in everything else
Though, I'd obvious It'll be a love hate relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
Gas the racoons we crusade now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075

Nah, fuck that. I'm gonna go find myself a different monsterwaifu in the meantime just to spite her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694113
Which is why you ask her consent first. Take it slowly, and find a way to make it enjoyable for her too. When wrapping her tail/s around your dick like a soft, ticklish onahole, be careful not to thrust to roughly, both for your comfort and hers.

Afterwards, spend some quality time together in the shower, lathering her shampoo into those tails while she massages your own shampoo into you scalp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694132
>into you scalp
your scalp

My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never burn an entire forest in the throes of passion with an Ignis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
This Tanuki has him by the balls figuratively and now plans to have him by the balls literally.

Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
That's when you kill her with a pistol hidden in your jacket sleeve as she arrogantly extends her hand to "seal the deal"

The last thing she'll see is your malicious smile as you're pummeled into the ground by her body guards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694132
Does a wet kitsune stink like a wet dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694142
More like wet fried tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694142
Clean dogs don't smell when wet.
So no. Kitsunes generally pride themselves on keeping clean and presentable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694144
Upper Class Kitsune, the ones with plenty of tails, life in comfort, wealth and good hygiene.

The Two-tail or less Kitsune lower class might not be as presentable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075

>Five months
>Five awful, unbearable, horrific months
>Couldn't stay in your town. Had to travel. Beg for coin, beg for lodging. You had nothing. There wasn't a second of any day in which you weren't hungry or cold or miserable.
>And after five months, after you'd decided that she'd just left you to rot, you smelled it. Smelled like roses.
>She treated it casually. Calmly puffed at her pipe while she surveyed you, inspected her nails. "So...how've you been?"
>"..."
>"...Good? Staying out of trouble?"
>"Please help."
>"Hm?"
>"...I'm sorry. Please help me."
>"Why?"
>You looked her in confusion. "Wh-"
>She didn't smile. She smirked. It was a big, toothy, nasty grin as she held her pipe in between her tooth. "What makes you so special that I should help you?"
>"Y-...you came to me and you-"
>"Maybe I was bored. Maybe I was just playing around. Why should I care about you? What can you give me, huh? Can you give me money? Can you give me security? Can you give me anything that any other man couldn't give me?"
>"..."
>"What if I said 'I just picked you at complete random'? Just to see what would happen? Huh? What then? Then you told me to leave. I offer you everything and you tell me to leave. Good job. Brilliant. You're a smart one, huh?"
>You actually started to cry. You did it. You threw the last bit of dignity you had away and got on your knees. Pressed her hands into the dirt. Put your forehead on the ground. "Please. Please, please forgive me. I'll do anything."
>She licked at her teeth. You couldn't see it, but you could hear it. You could feel it.
>"I could make you eat dirt, you know that? I could have you beaten. I could make you cut off your toes. Do you mean it?"
>"...yes..."
>"Four words. Just say four. Right now." She whispered them to you.
>You didn't hesitate at all as you grabbed her by the hand and planted a grateful kiss to her knuckles.
>"Will you marry me?"
>I'll let you know my answer in a few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694149
Lower class monster girls are the worst, aren't they?

Ohohohoho! No dignity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
>Not denying her deal because you're too proud and defiant to let yourself fall under her
>Not taking every hardship to the face while struggling to keep up
>Not driving yourself to the brink of death from hunger and weakness but still refusing her offers
>Not watching as her smug demeanor slowly turns into one of worry as she begins to realize that her plan for breaking you by getting you to make a deal like this won't work
>Not taking satisfaction in the fact that she realizes that if she keeps this tactic up you'll likely die out of stubbornness and she'll never have you

This just leaves on question though: What will she do? Give up, beg for forgiveness and try to make things right, or kidnap forcibly and make you into personal loveslave in a yandere fit of rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694151
I would wander into the forest and come back with an angry ushi oni waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693003

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694152
Yes, it is simply how it is in nature. The more tails you have, the higher your status.

We can't be expected to mingle with mono-tail peasants can we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694151
That fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694149
Theoretically, isn't the amout of tails related to kitsune's age? The ones with more tails are more powerful mostly due to amount of experience they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694151
>Spoiler
He's dead.
Death is better than this.

At that moment, I would just stand up, straight faced, and slit my throat. Right in front of her.
An Hero all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694151
>That spoiler
And then Anon was sent to jail for assaulting a Tanuki in a fit of rage. He suffered broken bones due to the security, but both parties had equal amounts of cuts and bruises. By standards say that "They've never seen a man so pissed off in their life."
Anon was sentence to 20 years imprisonment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694151
This is where he makes a comeback and starts to regain his wealth through hard work right?

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694151
I like her style, but I feel bad for the guy. I don't even know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694163
It's true, the more tails they have, the older and more worn out they become.

Nobody will obviously want an old lady like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694153
Maybe throw a Bar Mitzvah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694157
That really is the only solution. Go somewhere where the influence of money is secondary.

That means

1. Wildlands where you'll find a savage waifu and live in some cave together

2. Lich's laboratory where she'll keep you around as long as you dig up some bodies for her

3. Ryuu temple where the shirohebis will treat you as a guest until you either choose to marry or leave

4. Imperial army where they'll take pretty much anyone as long as they can hold a sword and do what they're told

5. become a bandit and build up a harem of monsterbandit waifus to start the revolution

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694163
Yep.

So every Kitsune has been a poor mono-tail fox at some point, the ones that manage to survive eventually become the nine-tailed leaders who have all the fried tofu, sake and shotas they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694176
>Spoiler
That route.
But you only ever attack roads upon which HER trades travel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694178
Yup.

They all gotta start at level one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694176

I like the idea of finding some monsterwaifu who's either so powerful, wealthy, or influential that no Tanuki can possibly compare. Which unfortunately means looking for high-end MG's such a Dragon, Vampire, Wight, Pharaoh, Ryu, Lich, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694151

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694185
If I was living in a town that was ruled by a Tanuki's tiny fist. I would probably just do what she says.

She's probably the reason why I'd make money.

Always respect your local magical merchant raccoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694176
>Learn from other homeless men and mamono that they are in the same predicament as you are
>She's screwed over them the same way, even stealing the poor mamono's husbands from them without a second thought
>She runs the city with an iron fist. she's the bank, she's the mayor, she controls everything
>You will become the leader of an underground rebel alliance, brewing in the streets and the sewers awaiting for the best moment to strike
>Viva la revolution!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694189

Fuck that, I'm off get myself a Dragon waifu and burn her fucking town and enterprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694178
How many tails would a Cake have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694194
There can be a single tailed Christmas Cake, just means she's not very powerful or wise at all.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons, quick question.

What kind of relationship would you expect a tsundere to have with a guy in order to let him massage her? Childhood friend, betamax male, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694199
Yeah, I think the number of tails is attributed more to the amount of power they've been given, rather than age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694200
Guy in process of being an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694151
The kind Pharaoh would never treat thetarget of her affections this way.

Isn't that right, Slimsworth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694194
This Kitsune looks a lot like the one that beat me up after I forgot to bow to her nine-tailed Kitsune master.

Humans being at the bottom of Kitsune society sucks. I should have gone to the city of the dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694200
Tomboy childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694200
Bullied servant or butler. She lets you massage her because it's part of your duties and you better do a good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694201
The problem is no one gives them power, it's something they have to get themselves. If kitsune spends whole century only eating at McD, she'll rather grow a second chin than tail, but in same time she can do something that will increase her experience to the point of growing another tail. So you can think about tails as indicator of how dedicated to self-improvement they are. Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694149
Thats not a kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694218
>>12694200
>You will never give your tomboy childhood friend a massage to help relax her sore body after you take a run together.

Ah, there's that familiar loneliness and suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694153
Bah, go to a temple and ask the Ryu for help. Marry a god or nice Shirohebi Priestess. Send a video to the danuki of you screwing your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694218
>Tomboy childhood friend
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694200
Good friends.
On the level that MC has gotten her to speak more honestly about her feelings to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694151

>It was quicker this time. Thank God, it was quicker. She was away for two months before you smelled roses again. It was like a blessing, to smell something sweet and floral other than dirt or rotten, salvaged food.
>"Let's make a deal."
>She extinguished her pipe, put it away. No calm smile or maniacal grin, just a stone-faced unreadable expression.
>"I've been honest, haven't I? I keep my word, huh? I say I'll be back? I come back. I don't have to. But I come back because...honest is important. Your word's one of the only things you have in the world. You have your mind, your body, you soul, your dignity, and your word. Then everything else is beyond you. Even money."
>She ruffled your hair a bit. It felt weird. It was the first time she touched you.
>"Now...I'm going to give you...two options, alright? I can make everythiiiiing how it was before. I can buy you a new farm. I can buy back your lover. I can buy back everyone who turned their back on you. That's sad, right? Is that what you want? They aren't loyal to you. They're loyal to money. I threatened no one, you know? I just paid them. I paid people to ignore you. I paid your would-be-wife to betray you. I paid your friends into jail and then paid their way out and then paid them to never tell you they'd been released. They care more about money than they care about you...BUT, if you want, you can have them allll back and we can all pretend like this never happened. Or..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694248

>She let the sentence hang. Cupped your face in her hands. Got too close for someone who didn't have romantic intent. Touched your nose with hers. "You can forget them. You can come with me. I like you. That's never stopped. You're an honest man, a hardworking man, a loyal man. I like you...and...if you allow it? I'll be loyal to you too. All I want? Loyalty in return. I can have anyone, you know that? I can pay people for love. I can get anything...but I decided I wanted you. And absolutely no amount of money could ever change that. I can be loyal to you...as long as you're loyal to me. I know you can, right? You've turned down money before. You turned down a lot of money...so I know you can be loyal to people instead of wealth. That's why I like you."
>She played with your ears and droned on. "One-hundred and twelve men and you are the absolute first who didn't take my first offer...who I couldn't just buy right-out. That's what I want. That's all I've been looking for. Maybe you don't love me now...but in time? That can change."
>"So, choose! Me, who went through all this for you? Or the others, who sold you up the river for money. I won't bear a grudge. Promise."

>Recently, you heard that your former lover and her new husband entered a string of bad luck shortly after your marriage. A few nasty coincidences later and they were both penniless.

You considered asking your wife about it but thought against it. "They're probably just bad with money", you concluded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694248
Okay, yes, she exposed everyone in his old life as gold-digging assholes.

But everything after that was still quite unnecessary. I mean dear god, this bitch is too sadistic. I love it, go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
If he doesn't pick neither then I'll be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
>>12694248
>This sadism
If I was a masochist I would've said yes. But i decline both offers. My friends were all gold diggers, and you are just upset because I declined your offer
So imprint the word no into your mind. Because that's all you're going to get from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
>Who went through all this for you?
What. WHAT?!
What's she gone through? The trouble to wreck your life?

I'd have just killed myself after all that. Just to spite her.
Good story, 10/10, would read again, like that the guy got a seemingly happy ending with a loyal waifu after all of that.

And who am I fuckin' kidding? If a monster girl, any kind, showed interest in me like that, I'd wait as long as it took like a puppy expecting a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694255

>Implying that last sentence doesn't sternly imply that he married the Tanuki and then his gold-digging ex went bankrupt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
So what would happen if he rejected her again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
Shirohebi priestess faggot. Fuck that jew cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694261
>They get married
>Their honeymoon is just them having VIP seats in watching his ex wife be devastated going bankrupt with her new husband
>The both of you laugh together like it was a comedy, watching everything unfold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694259
>What's she gone through? The trouble to wreck your life?

Do you have any idea how much money this must have cost her to consistently ruin a guy's life for nearly a year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694261
Oh, right, I assumed it was a mistake.

Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694269
A drop in the hat for her.
True love right there. Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694269
All the better reason for him to say no to both. He might be stuck back on the streets, but he can live with the fact that he left a dent in her overall finances without even trying
And she'll probably continue to persue him because he's the first man to ever say no to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

Most Kitsune have 1 tail regardless of age

Kyubi are the ones that go from 1 to 9 tails one for every 100 years
Kumiho gain tails from essence (eating men)
they eventually gain 9 tails

kyūbi no kitsune are the top class of 9 tails , powerful mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694269
Probably less than what the average Jew makes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694279

I wouldn't mind a 1-2 tailed kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694279
If you marry a kyūbi no kitsune you mysteriously will live as long as her, and stop aging .
They say it is you share essence with her.
That sounds kinda romantic to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
Not that I would refuse her offer, but I would ask does she realize how powerful money is. Maybe for her, loyalty is the most important thing. But that's because she has everything else.

Later I'd ask another question. Is she happy that there is quite high chance that I married her for her money. Because that's what I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250

Death is really too good for her. Fucking someone's life up just to get them to marry you? She should die in a fucking fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694283
Zombietsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694291

>Zombietsune?

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694291
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694293
She looks dead. Is she a zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694291
No, it's just bad coloring. It's a yan fox goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
>AM
>HATE HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694296

She's a little pale, having a melt down, loneliness can be crushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694297
>>12694295

I'd stay with he, if she gave me a tail as an oath, to never harm anyone as long as we're together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694304
What the fuck would you do with her tail, wear it as a fashionable scarf? Or wear it in a way that'd cause /fa/ to have an aneurysm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694308
I'd wear as a scarf it while doing JoJo poses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694308
I'd keep it in a box, my proof of her oath.

Were you expecting me to say I'd wrap to around my dick and use it as a cumrag? I have her other tails for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694304
She can make you immortal as long as you stay inside the bounds of her temple. So just live with her and enjoy eternity having hot loli kitsune sex and making even more yan babies to play with.

The outside world can go rot for all it's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694301
Her expressions are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694321
I'd take that time to read every book ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694321
>The outside world can go rot for all its worth
Question: If you choose to live with her in her shrine, can your order things to be delivered? You know, since I can't leave or I'll lose my immortality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
>kill them both
and now I can be free from craziness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694328
Just have some wifi set up and buy some solar panels before you move in.

later on you can set up a small hydroelectric plant and stop depending on the sun for your 4chan energy.

Who knows, maybe you can negotiate every few months with her yandereness so that you can visit a town and stock up on books/food/toiletries and other shit you might want to have.

If you're going to live forever, might as well make it a fun eternity, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694050
He's one of the few good MG artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694331
Exactly. That's why I want to know about delivery and such
If she's fine with it, then hoo boy am I a OK with immortality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694331
>fun

Self impose challenges" Stay hard in her ass for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250

Refuse both. If his word is everything he has left, and he's been utterly abandoned, then absolutely nobody deserves it, not even the Tanuki.

Loyalty too can be bought with money, and if swearing loyalty to someone who can manipulate your life this easily is your only option to survive, then dying alone really is the optimal choice.

If someone ruins your life to the point of near-death, then nobody else deserves a good ending either. The Tanuki made many people miserable to get what she wants, him included. Might as well go out denying her her own happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694332
Too bad all his girls have the same body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694338
My rebel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694342
>Too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694304
>You two get along well
>Until one day your sister comes, asking you to come home
>Your kitsune girlfriend is not happy at her sudden visit
>She especially doesn't like that she's grabbing your arm and forcing you out of her shrine
>She yells for your sister to leave
>Trying everything she can to hold back hurting her
>But your sister is adamant on coming home, as the entire family has been worried about you
>She pulls on your other arm, holding you back
>But your big sis won't relent at all
>Your kitsune girlfriend gets really upset
>And she lets go of her anger for just a moment
>She punched her
>Hard enough to send her back a few feet
>You go back into the altar room
>Finding the treasure box you put her tail in
>Unlocking the box and pulling out her tail
>All the while she's frantically apologizing to you, begging you not to do what she thinks you plan to do
>You hand her her tail back
>And tell her
"Take this...may you live a happy life...without me."
>Before helping your sister walk home

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694346
>Your bitch of a sister demands that you leave, not giving you the chance to talk it out or even disagree
>You put zero resistance up, instead expecting your immortally lonely waifu to do nothing as you're dragged away
>When she rightly gets agitated you have the nerve to completely abandon her as if it were her fault that you're a massive faggot

I'm glad you left. I'll go visit her and I won't force her to mutilate herself for a shitbag who leaves as soon as things go even the littlest bit wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694346
Good job. But I wouldn't do that, although physical violence is bad, I'd be more concerned with her cursing people. Like she did to the guy's grandfather. The reason, you don't know my sister, she a HUGE BBIIIIIIIIICTH!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694350
Estas enojado.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694346
So the fact she did her best to not hurt your sister is meaningless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694350

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694354
fucking mexicans always shitting up 4chan

No hay razon para escribir en espanol, mantenlo ingles hasta que sea relevante.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694355
>>12694351
>>12694350
It was really more of a what-if. I really only wrote it because literally muh forced drama.

And I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694357
eres un faggot jaj

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694342
Its only unfortunate in the way that its all the same. But he found something glorious so why change it? I'd rather have him doing the same body type forever than try to change it and fuck up, or worse go the way of z-ton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694358
You tried Anon, and that's all that matters. No need to put yourself down
Don't ever try and do that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694358
Don't apologize, you did well.

>>12694357
I'm not Mexican you fucking /pol/tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694363
Fuck off Gunstar.

[Anonymous No.]

A Dark Elf policewoman from the MGCPD stops by to talk to you.

Well, Anon, I got some good news and some bad news.

Remember a while back when the Mantiocre raped you?

Well, we caught her..

The bad news?

She is pregnant with your child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694364
You're either mexican or spanish. The countries lower than that don't matter.

estas enojado? :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694366
That's not Gunstar, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694369
De ninguna manera. Gracias por todo el dinero gratis y la ciudadania sin tener que hacer tres carajos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693700
>Imposter Recap Anon posts more than I do.
>Polt leans against the furry fence.

BOTH OF THESE ARE MEEEEEE
I'm so proud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694367
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694377
I get mentions in each recap, do I get an award?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693902
>nervous jinko
NNN MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694367
Time to go innawoods

[Anonymous No.]

Those of you in relations with lizardwomen, do their tails regenerate upon amputation? This is strictly a curious question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694377
Stealing Recap Anon's schtick like that... You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Or, How about this?

The CC Shirohebi at the shrine down the street calls you over to see her new egg.
She is so happy and excited .
The whole time she is hugging you and grabbing your arm.

"So what shall we name her?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694367
MGCPD will always remind me about this stupid idea of Cheshire Cat officer who had problems with being taken seriously, because for some reason everyone thought she's futa.

Other than that, your idea has one flaw. If manticore was caught by police, because she raped someone, it means rape is a crime. Why victim of a crime should take responsibility for criminal's actions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694387
I'm under the impression she's mine.

Zira.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694387
"Woah woah we haven't even fucked yet! This egg is clearly from the supermarket. It even has the brand mark on one side. Are you sure you're okay? You've been acting weird since I asked you out."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694387
"Scales McGee."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694387
>What shall we name her
I'm bad with names. Whatever name she gives her I'm all for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694387
Marlen, after Marx and Lenin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694387
>Implying that a Shirohebi would get pregnant with someone's child and not tell him, rather than just stalk him and trying to force him to marry her the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694390
Are you talking about that greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694153
More like let you die and then find someone less stubborn to pull the same trick on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694401
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692016
I am throwing money at my screen but nothing is happening, this should be a series
"Dhampir Days (with small kanji at the end "and nights")

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694075
no, then i kill her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694153
thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694387
The 3rd Mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694404
At least you died with honor, and she never got what she wanted. And no mater how many more men she fuck, how much wealth she accumulates, she will never ever have your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692900
so what is right, what is wrong, give me a sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
if she had just said that right off the bad I'd have said yes, and that she had a point

[Anonymous No.]

What if your monster girl waifu wants a son instead of a daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694415
She will just get someone elses heart

Hearts are interchangable

[Anonymous No.]

>Sleeping over at your Pharaoh friend's home
>You sleep in your sleeping bag, while she lies in her well-cushioned sarcophagus
>You fall asleep, only to wake up much later that night
>You think to go get some water
>Before seeing her in her sarcophagus
>With her pet cobra wrapped around her body, head plopped on hers
>Both sleeping soundly and happily
>"Anon...let's stay...like this foreeeever~..."
>So you hear her say

What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694425
Read up on Freud and explain to her how penis envy works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694418
What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me, no more. What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, no more

[Anonymous No.]

You will never hear the news from you wife she has eggs on the way.

You will never rub her tummy and feel them.

You will never be there when she lays the eggs.

You will never ever so gently hold the egg for the first time, treating it like a nuclear device , worried you will drop it.

You will never place them in a special crib and help turn them.

You will never see your wife reading to the eggs and fawning over them when she thinks she is alone.

You will never feel the little ones moving around the eggs.

You will never get the phonecall from your wife to hurry home, as the eggs are hatching.

You will never see them crack out of their shells, revealing beautiful little daughters.

Welcome to additional depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694426
I don't think you how monstergirls work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694427
Let here sleep. She seems so peaceful, it would be a crime to bother her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694338
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694427
She's named her pet after me, I feel honored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694398
I like the way you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694435
I wish real women didnt work this way either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694433
>You will never see your wife reading to the eggs and fawning over them when she thinks she is alone

This made me laugh for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694384
nevar.

[Anonymous No.]

>less drew a cat trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694425
Adopt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694447
He did what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694427
>>12694436

Pull a Nyanon Dormouse, of course. As one anon put it, "Give her a creamy filling and a bun in the oven, and blackmail photos for good measure."

Now you control your very own kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694454
But anon, her immediate family only owns a mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694447
Less being a faggot? Tell me something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694443
I'm sorry, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694433
What the fuck, it was nice until the hatching part. For some reason I've heard Zerg hatching sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694427

Go get me some water, then go back to sleep. I'm tired, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694452

He drew a catboy getting dicked in the ass after presenting themselves as a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
This is just a different way of being bought. She bought off my "friends", and now she's buying me. She won't let me eat or life properly until I fuck her. No. Final answer.

[Anonymous No.]

If MGs were real and hunted men, you can bet yer ass real women would start acting differently, and come up with ways to attract men.

Anyone else see this happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694456
Yes, yes. We're entitled to have less only draw what we demand, and monsterboys a shit le meme, etc. Also Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694464
Curse my curiosity. It'll be the death of me one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694469
Wait, you want monsterboys to be a thing?

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694467
"Oh come on Anon, that Shirohebi can't possibly give you what you want, come date me instead"

At what part do you start laughing at her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694467
Women trying to improve? Nah I see them bitching about monster girls and saying they're evil incarnate before that.

>>12694469
>Drawing a trap catboy
>Not a faggot
Ok anon whatever you say

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694475
But anon, they already are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694467
If you can't beat them, join them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694466
>>12694250
>"So, choose! Me, who went through all this for you? Or the others, who sold you up the river for money. I won't bear a grudge. Promise."

then this happens

>No.
>"What?" she stutters. She seems like she can't understand what you just said.
>"I said no. You're a sadistic, obsessive, materialistic bitch. This is just another way of buying someone. You've made my life miserable. I can neither eat nor sleep because of you. You want me not because of who I am, but because I am a prize to you. A breathing trophy. If I was replaceable with a statue, you'd do it. Now leave me. I will NEVER give you my time."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694464
>>12694481

This might be the guy that was trolling all morning trying to stir shit up again. Less has nothing new on either pixiv, imgur, and nothing posted in last thread like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I require your assistance, and will try to keep details to a minimum.

Given the attitude for manticores, I took it upon myself to acquire one for study. How this came to be does not matter, know that she is okay and will receive the best of care. Given how little medical information we have on record for manticore physiology, I thought this would be as good a time as any to investigate.

http://strawpoll.me/2992309
Be assured of her safety, I am a Doctor after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694469
You're not even trying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694494
Nice. Now we have gurofags too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694488

http:puu.shcQASE77b0c1054a.png

Don't believe me then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694488
http://i.imgur.com/0Bl1ToK.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694467
Yuno gasai's out the ass.

Probably mankind would go through a harsh culling. Only people who evade getting caught by monsters would fug.

Either mankind would turn into peak humans or really ugly ogryn fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694501
Fuck, that actually looks pretty cute. Fuck. FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694500
>>12694501
For fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694494
Can I have none of the above?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694367
Accept it and take the daughteru, I definitely don't trust that junkie manticore rapist with raising a child. Don't know how we'd make it on my salary but we'd make it somehow. If the mother cares about the development of her child I'd visit her in prison occasionally. Gotta carry that load.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694484
ferventclapping.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694501
>Male Werecat
Fuck you, .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694501
>>12694504
I'm going to be 100% honest. I did not know that was a boy until I saw the balls. Should've read the text.

If less drew a vagina on that, everything would be fine and dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694501
The beast reveals its final form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694494
All of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694484
That would make her even more obsessed. At one point she'd be ready to agree to anything. This is when you should ask her to leave her wealth to rot, join you in your misery and show you that she isn't obsessed with money, like your ex-friends. No matter what she'll do, you've won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694497
>>12694456
>>12694514

Crazy idea here. You don't like it? Don't look at it. One second simply scrolling past the post, or five seconds of adding another word to the word filter is easier on everyone than a half-hour or shitposting and complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694501
Not even futa anymore. A fucking trap. And there are people who will defend him after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694501
Gayyyyyy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694501
Why.
Just why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694484
Please more, I want some bitch tears. Stupefaction, sobbing, threats, gimme something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694519
Brilliant idea anon.

If we do that there will be one day when we will need to scroll or filter half of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694467
>>12694481
>>12694503
Human girls would probably bully monster girls incredibly harshly. Like:

>Slamming doors on lamias' tails
>Pulling/Cutting the hair of Kejourous
>Spreading rumors about the new succubus in class being a slut within days of her transfer
>Throwing soy beans at Onis
>Pulling the Oomukade's antennae off

Truly humans are the worst monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694507
It's possible, given the quantity of isoflurane used she has approximately 3-4 hours until she regains consciousness. If there was enough support I would have no issue with the idea, though she may be disoriented when she is revived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694504
Don't show weakness you giant fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694528
As opposed to what we're doing now, scrolling through post after post of "gaaaay" or "fuck off"?

[Anonymous No.]

>hating traps
Why MGT is so gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694519
Crazier idea, don't fucking post here.
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694519

>Posting a literal monsterboy picture in a monsterGIRL thread
>Expecting people to ignore it

You're new here, ain't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694538
Yeah, 20 posts are the same than half of a +3000 posts thread. Totally the same.

Stop defending him you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694518
I myself would tell her to buy my house, pay my rent, and live off the street as I did to prove she did not care for money. Then of course she would have to present herself as someone who I would actually want to marry

[Anonymous No.]

And here we go again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694544
It's the NegaBob defense force?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694519
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694549
Yep. Time to get comfy and watch the fireworks

[Anonymous No.]

Techinically...And I say "Techinically..."

This wouldn't be an issue if someone didn't tell on .less and post it here. It would've remained in obscurity, for only the IRC's eyes.

That is, one could guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694554
Some faggot from there would post it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694519
You're that faggot from this morning aren't you? I told you then, and I tell you now: Better. Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694542
Traps are ok if you self-insert as them to please you're waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694554
Hi less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694544
Someone captured a shot from his stream. I don't think he intended to make that one public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694529
>the sounds of monster girls screaming in pain as they are forcibly humiliated/mutilated in the name of the woman's movement.
>It will be justified by whatever means possible.
>Men will be forced to comply, or risk further scrutiny at the mercy of the so-called double standards.

Monster girls must never be allowed to enter our world. They must be protected at all costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694544
>>12694545
>>12694543

I'm not talking about MG specifically. Just that the same mentality is spreading to other topics. Like >>12694497, or that stint of "maledom/femdom a shit" we had a few weeks back. NTR, guro, CYOA, greentexting, dfc, MG bad ends, have all at some point been at the been at the end of the "I don't like it, leave the thread forever!" end of complaints.

This shitposting-to-remove-things-I-hate strategy is spreading

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694563
He didn't stream anything stop spreading bullshit you don't know about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694415
>Months more go by.
>With every meeting the Tanuki is less and less composed.
>"Why won't you accept my offer?! Nobody else alive can offer you the love and loyalty I can give!"
>Every time, you refuse her offers, wherever it's for your old life, or one with her.
>Despair and hate festers inside you.
>It eats away at you, leaving nothing behind.
>After weeks living in the cold, scavenging as best you can against the oncoming winter, stubborness fills in the empty pit.
>She wants you.
>The only man to turn her down.
>Then she'll never have you.
>Even as she breaks down, pleading with you to stop.
>Bedraggled, stinking and starving, you smile at her with cold, dead eyes.
>"No," you say to her. Inside, you're laughing bitterly.
>What a sight the tanuki must be, begging for the love of a filthy homeless man.
>On her next visit, days later, she tries to physically carry you from the streets.
>When you lash out at her like a cornered rat, she backs away in fear, before crying and running away.
>You die three days later.
>Drifting away in the cold snow, feeling your own body give up as it hits its limit.
>Blackness swallows you, but your lingering hate for that tanuki persists
>It anchors you to the realm of the living, letting you haunt the tanuki as a vengeful spirit
>You get a front row seat to her life as it slowly unravels.
>As she sees your corpse in some dirty back ally.
>As she lives her life with your eternal rejection gnawing away at her.
>As happiness and joy leave her entirely.
>As she dies years later of old age, rich and alone.

Good end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694547
That's asking too much. Why should she prove she doesn't care about money when you demand house, paying debts and all this stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694564
You Kidding? They must enter our world, then, the PD genocide can begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694562
But I'm not less though.

>>12694558
And therein lies the problem. Now that I think about it, the problem could've been solved if it were never even posted in IRC either. If it were just to himself. So in a way, it kind of is his fault, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694572
because I need food. she's won, but I haven't lost. I can't beat her; but she can't defeat me. Her one call card is that I need food. I do need food. That's obvious. feeding me will be part of the reparation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694529
>implying it wouldn't be the other way around

Human girls would be absolutely terrified of monstergirls. Even more so if they actually lived in large numbers in the city.

>Onis pushing women aside on the streets
>Lamias crushing women until they're blue
>succubi stealing all of a women's spirit energy and watching her collapse on the floor
>Kitsune casting curses on her human classmates
>monstergirls in general NTRing human women from their husbands

The only escape from the real oppression would be for them to undergo monsterfication which is ridiculously easy to do as long as you ask nicely and don't mind the pain.

Human girls have literally no advantage over monstergirls, and in a world where they aren't the overwhelming they wouldn't be able to enforce shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694569
GLORIOUS. I love you. Full alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Doctor here. I'll conclude the vote at :30 so I can begin Pre-Op procedures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694569
best end. thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694407
Truly tomboy childhood friends an absolute best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694569
Beautiful. Good end indeed.
Besides, once she dies and your spirit is released from the mortal plane, maybe you can find true loev

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694529
Honestly?
My sister probably love MGs, loves dragons and would try and be friends with one.

She probably wouldn't give a fuck about them since she mostly hung out with boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694569
Beautiful. 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694577
I'd prefer the former, since it lets me justify dating a monster girl who isn't awful to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694567
Eventually, only harems, missionary sex, and pastebin links will be permissible at this rate. The blacklist -- or at least the shitpost trigger list -- for topics just keeps growing.

>>12694574
Look, if you want to keep MB out of the threads that's fine. But suggesting you should be able to control what he can/can't post on the internet, or what he can draw... just because he sometimes does art for us is just entitled.

It's not like its his fault someone happened to see it and post it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694577
But only human girls can produce the sonerus and perpetuate the human race.

There'd be social pressure to settle down with a human girl over a monster, even if they're inferior in every way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694585
Knowing my sisters love of cats she would probably pet anything with cat or fox ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694569
The good end would be finding a strong and nice monstergirl who helped you against the Tanuki.

This one is good enough tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694577
>Human girls have literally no advantage over monstergirls, and in a world where they aren't the overwhelming they wouldn't be able to enforce shit.

You know exactly what would happen, anon.
Humangirls would lobby as a single bloc to outlaw monstergirls coming over to our world. They'd all be declared illegal immigrants and immediatly deported.

[Anonymous No.]

remember to tuck your daughterus snugly under the bed.
Except sheep girls, they have their own covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694591
The general headcanon is that monstergirls can have human sons and give birth to monster daughterus.

Human girls are literally obsolete in every function. They'd be a myth or a boogieman we tell the children in less than fifty years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694594
Same, mine would try and pet the HELL out of anything fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694585
I have an ex who I met talking about Monster Girls.

She loved Foxes most of all. She'd probably find a Kitsune and beg to become one. How many girls do you think there'd be who would just up and go find a Monster Girl to turn them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694598
>The general headcanon is that monstergirls can have human sons

Don't start this shit again, please. This isn't widely accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694598
>The general headcanon
It is not though. It is the canon for some people like myself, but not for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694603
I don't understand what the problem is. Do other males scare you that badly, even if they're your progeny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694589
>It's not like its his fault someone happened to see it and post it here.
That's kind of what I'm saying though.
I'd hate to come off as a white knight to the whole argument, but I do agree, because here's the thing:

We were all happy, talking about Shirohebis giving birth to eggs and shit.
And somebody comes in and announces:
>less drew a catboy

Which, yea, we can be somewhat mad at since he hasn't drawn anybody's requests like we'd think he would, but as long as he didn't personally post it in this thread like whoever-anon did, it's not realy 100% his fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694598
>The general headcanon is that monstergirls can have human sons

It's not nice to tell lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694598
>General Headcanon
Speak for yourself.
My headcanon is MGE future where humanity has died out, replaced by MGs and Incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694578
>>12694581
I was going to write an additional bit about meeting a ghost girl after a few weeks of not being able to move on from the world, but I couldn't find a way to present it well.

So, if you make up your own continuation about meeting a quiet, caring ghost girl who loves exploring nature, then you get the Most Bestest Ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694569
Wasted life for the sake of being stubborn. Good for a story, but incredibly stupid if applied to reality. She was sadistic, but it's because money corrupts. Like it did everyone around you. You had one chance to help her put her money to good use. You couldn't be sure she won't get bored of you after few months, but you could try. What you did? Destroyed two lives for literally no fucking reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694605
This.
I just avoid the subject entirely because I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694589
He drew it, it kinda is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694598
>monstergirls can have human sons
I've always surmised that the mammalian ones and some demihumans can give birth to human sons, making the other species jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694610
Here's a crazy fucking thought.
Stay with me here.
Are you ready for this?
It was a commission.

People get so fucking assblasted over the dumbest shit. The amount of entitlement people have is just astounding. "Waah, he didn't draw my request, I hate less!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694602
>I have an ex who I met talking about Monster Girls.
Good for you, I guess, but still, what the fuck were you doing revealing your powerlevel?
> How many girls do you think there'd be who would just up and go find a Monster Girl to turn them?
Given the number of arguments I've seen over whether it is or is not wise to become an incubus, I'd say not many.
Given how vain most of the chicks I know are, I'd say very many.
It's a question mark, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694616
It wasn't worth anything if it was destroyed that easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694616
She ruined his life, she didn't deserve a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694602
>I have an ex

Get out of here, you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694616
I never said I'd write the protagonist to be sane or reasonable. Especially after spending so much time in mind-crushing poverty just because of that one tanuki.

Your thing is less radical and short-sighted, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694569
Can I haunt her similar to A Christmas Carol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694622
But anon, if you don't reveal your powerlevel you'll never get her to cosplay for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694596
Because that worked so well for all the Mexicans...

Sorry. Just popped into my head for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694598
>>12694603
>>12694609
So, I don't get it. MGs having humans is perfectly okay to some people, but them having MBs causes an autistic spasm? What's the difference? MG's with human kids is easier to self-insert? Or they're just less threatening sexually than MBs? Or is it because MBs render humans obsolete?

I'm just trying to figure out what exactly the criteria for "acceptable" and "unacceptable" is.

>>12694610
Yeah, but even if he draws a request every. single. time, with the sheer number he gets there will always be 90% of requests being unfulfilled. People will always get buttmad at him. It's manchild entitlement, like this: >>12694619

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694622
Vain thing is a biggie. More than a few girls would go monster just to be "pretty"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694626
MGs wouldn't shun me just cause I had sex with a humangirl once.

R-Right?

[Anonymous No.]

And with that, the vote is concluded.

For those curious, I will post a link once my post-op report is finished.

Ave medicum. Aufer morbi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694609
I should really just come up with a copypasta response to this, I'm getting really tired of this.

It takes away the fear of rape and MGs in general if there are no consequences of mating with them. For any setting built on conflict that's just dumb.

If you want human children so bad you could just adopt, it's the same thing.

But ok, I'm not in the mood to argue tonight. Just know that not everyone feels the same way you do about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694629
>ex
>cosplay
What is this. Stop with the blogshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694621
Now, I'm not saying I hate less, and I'm not saying I'm mad at him. He may be somewhat petty if other anons are to be believed, but I don't think he's as much of a shit-stirrer as, say, Meta-Knight was.

>It was a commission
So what the fuck does this mean?
We have an intruder in our midst?
Someone had it commissioned specifically for the purpose of posting it here and starting a shitstorm?
Or did somebody just wanna fap to catboys?
I don't even fucking know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694613
The bestest ending is the one where he collapses in the forest and is rescued by a shirohebi who cares for him in the temple while he regains his strength. Eventually they fall in love and decide to live on the temple grounds tending to the statues and the gardens.

Years later he's found by the tanuki who has spent her entire fortune tracking him down after he disappeared and is literally reduced to pile of rotten fur and desperation begging him to return before realizing she's been beaten.

She tries to buy off the shirohebi so that she'll drop you and throw you out but instead is refused entirely as your wife reveals that she owns the entire mountain and that the tanuki is trespassing before asking her to kindly leave.

You hear her sobbing and screaming all the way down the mountain until her voice is reduced to a whisper, and then you hug your waifu and apologize for the trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694633
>Trend of the century becomes turning into an MG, rather than just some hairstyle, bodyshape, fashion or decoration.

This is a future I would like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694616

So you'd go with her after she completely destroyed your life on a whim? Tanukis really are the shittiest of shit tier monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694635
>Haha, you fucking slut, you like humie pussy? Holy shit. How many humies have you eaten out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694632
this is some shit bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694632
Depends on the setting.

Fantasy Ones typically don't have that while modern/futuristic ones do if MGs have been present in the world a while to offset the possibility of humanity going extinct.

Then again, it's head cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694569
>>12694526
>>12694484
I want it too. Let's give this a try.

>She looks at you with the most exquisite face. It's a mixture of anger, pitty, defeat, all sorts of emotions. All of which you want her to experience.
>"God dammit..." she chokes. She looks about to cry. "I'll get yo-" she stops her words as you spit in her face.
>she bursts into tears and runs out of the alley, saliva dripping down her face.
>"I'll get you for this damn it!" She yells while sobbing. "I'll break you! I'll be back in a month! You'll be ready then!"
>but she won't; she can't. What else has she got to take?
>She returns the next day.
>and the day after.
>and the day after that.
>You've really got her now, you can tell. She's got the thousand yard stare; it's like the seven stages of grief.
>you see it all- Disbelief when you spat at her face.
>Denial when she kept coming back, incessantly asking.
>Anger when she screamed and slapped you for not listening. She got so mad that her face turned beet red.
>Bargaining when she continued to try to buy you. She brought water and food, coke products, bedding, everything you could name and left it for you to use. you used none of it.
>Guilt when she realized what she had truly done. She hadn't formulated a plan to find the perfect husband; she had been physically and mentally torturing an innocent man.
>Depression mixed with guilt when she saw you in the markets. She would poke her head around the corner to look at you before bursting into tears and running away. Sometimes you thought her saying sorry.
>any other person would move on eventually. It had been a full year and a half since she started; she would have accepted the loss by now and left you alone if she was a normal person. But she wasn't normal. She was a monster.
>Oh, you really, REALLY had her in a tight spot. She had engineered a perfect revenge scenario without realizing; money can buy anything, but it also buys hatred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694501
I LIKE THIS CATBOY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694624
Love is like war. Everything is allowed. Well, she overdid it, because she was wealthy sadist, but it was caused by love. She simply failed terribly at expressing it.

>>12694627
Madness caused by starvation, huh? It would rather cause him to accept her offer, but it's acceptable explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694638
>It takes away the fear of rape
HOW!?
The fear of rape comes from 'I don't like that monster girl. She wants to have sex with me. Oh fuck.'
Not because they could have human sons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694632
Don't bite the bait, folks.

And if you're not baiting, just lurk more and read the archived threads about these exact same arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694651
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694649
Don't take the bait man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694632
>entitlement

I have never asked .less to draw anything you big, squishy pussy. I can't pretend to control what .less draws, but the current storm is his fault, he drew the monsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694645
It would be.

Getting too old?
Go monster!

Think you are ugly?
Go monster!

Want bigger tits?
Monster!

Want a fluffy tail without wearing a butt-plug?
Monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694642
What is wrong with you?
What is actually wrong with you?

Less takes commissions outside of the threads, you know. He also likes to show his WIPs in IRC. Some faggot with a chip on his shoulder is likely the one who is trying to start shit in the thread.

You fuckers need to chill out and quit getting so god damn defensive every time something appears that dares to impinge on your personal fantasies.

>>12694638
How does it take away from fear of rape and MGs in general? How is having human offspring a 'consequence?'

Why do you want there to be some sort of war with MGs? For a thread based on MG love, you guys seem awfully deadset on creating an 'us vs them' mentality despite wanting to fuck them. It's mind boggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694665
No, it's the fault of the asshole who posted for the express purpose of stirring up shit.

Quit trying to attack people all the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694654
>justifying destroying a man's life because she loved him

I hate you so much, you personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694646
In scenario he has described, I'd be right. She fell in love and simply fucked everything up. I guess I'm a forgiving type of person. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694656
It's a more subtle sort of existential fear, anon.
Sexing a monstergirl is like a Faustian pact. Literally, if she's a demon-girl. You get mindblowing sex, but in exchange you're doing one small part in condemning the human race to extinction, by giving all your sperms to a monster who either literally eats them, or births daughterus who go on to prevent MORE men from continuing the human race.

Now, that sounds like a bad thing.
And it is.
And that's what makes it so diamonds.
Because there's something sexy about self-destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694638
>>12694656
Doesn't the removing the "fear of rape" argument only apply to femdom folks? What about maledom types, or anyone else that never had a "fear of rape" as a prime attractive feature for MGs?

>>12694657
>Implying it's a reasonable request to plough through hundreds of thousands of pages of text to answer questions, rather than asking for a one paragraph explanation.

Particularly since the shitposting around the MB topic tends to result in discussion posts getting wiped out immediately, making it even harder to find answers.

>>12694669
Poe's law. It's hard to tell whether someone is shitposting ironically (le LOL!) or the anonymity of the internet just lets people bring out their manchild mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694669
Newfag please.

Read some archived threads and lurk some more before opening your mouth about this shit. We've had this discussion countless times before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694632
>I'm just trying to figure out what exactly the criteria for "acceptable" and "unacceptable" is.


You said this the last time you caused a shitstorm. Get out you worthless troll.

>insert some polite deflection asking for understanding and feigning innocence

Get. Out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694669
>You fuckers need to chill out
I am chill. I'm good.
I'm just saying...What does it all mean?

>one who is trying to start shit in the thread.
And that's a plausible answer to the question I was looking for.

So the answer to this problem is quite clear to everyone:
Actually, never mind, I don't know what it is besides ignore it. And that's not highly plausible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694676
I don't share your fetish, give me the regular world where monsters have both and everyone is fine with fucking a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694672
How does .less dick taste? Can you taste bob's asshole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694669
MGE has a huge influence on these threads whether people want to accept it or not.

MGE is an end of history setting where the traditional man vs monster dichotomy in an fantasy RPG setting is coming to and end. There are forces trying to protect the status quo, but the future in that setting is a new humanity with human males and monster women making up a new species: Homo Daemoni.

The bigger reason is to keep out futa, traps and yaoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694676
This is a bit unrelated but there's also the fact that 7 ft hulking monsters with mindbreaking poisons and aggressive dispositions are pretty scary. There are plenty of reasons to not want to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694677
>making it even harder to find answers
You can see the deleted posts in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694687
Headcanon if you like, but monsterboys are not welcome here. Get it through your fucking skull!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694685
>What does it all mean?
That .less, unlike a lot of people here, is not an insecure faggot who goes into a fit at the thought of a Monsterboy, and is thus willing to draw a trappy one at least.

Gee, what a shock this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694689
>le meme. anyone not in favour of lynching <unpopularperson> is a traitor, shill, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694697
>maximum overbait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694692
>Human Males
You mean Incubi.

Also while yaoi and traps are likely out, futa's still a thing, thank loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694697
Good for him, now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694696
Shit bait. I didn't mention monsterboys in the post you're responding to.

You're probably mistaking me for someone else, I haven't supported monsterboys in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694677
Actually it is entirely reasonable if you search keywords like "human sons" etc. And deleted posts still show up in the archive.
And you could search back on the /a/ days.

Anyway please stop ruining the thread. We have every right not to respond to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694698
Now you're getting it. Fuck of .LIDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694687
>I don't share your fetish
And that's fine, anon. I'm just telling you where I'm coming from.
A scenario of all hugs where everything is fine and dandy just isn't as sexy to me as one where men are corrupted into race-treasonous lust-spirals by titty monster demongirls.
But there's room in here for both of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694650
cont

>She was a monster; monsters were the clingiest things in the world. She was literally unable to move on because of her genetic programming. She literally had to have you, or her mind would break.
>and it was breaking. It was a beautiful sight to you; to watch someone once so proud and aloof slump into dispensary and anguish.
>It was setting off fireworks. The destruction was beautiful.
>She came to you after a year and seven months, on her monthly checkup.
>You greeted her with a smile, and offered her a fish skeleton. That really got a reaction; she fell to her knees and practically exploded into sobs. It was beautiful; she looked brown or black in emotion but the scene was a beautiful gold to you. A work of art in the finest degree. Her suffering was your greatest creation; your mona lisa, your greatest life's achievement. You had gotten your revenge.
>"P-pleese" she mumbled through sobs. There was a burning in her that was rotting her at the core. "I'm sorry.... I was wrong... I understand now... I was being selfish... You were a currency to me, a prize, a trophy... But... *sniff* I do love you, I really do, and I do value your will and refusal to be bought. In a way... *sniff* you are an idol to me... Please let me correct apon my mistakes...I will not fail you again..."
Would you accept her apology? I might, if I was able to punish her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694707
>give me the regular world where monsters have both

Did you mean human males?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys. You should check if the trollfags posts are stuff thats been archived before.


A bunch of newfag trolls are starting to copypasta trell across this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694705
There is no phenotype difference between human males and incubi. The two words are interchangeable except that incubi are enchanted human males endowed with greater constitutions, virility and attraction toward monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694650
>>12694715
You overdid it. And no, I wouldn't accept her apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694654

>Fucked a man's live life
>He never even asked for any of it
>But it was caused by love

This is why I chose to live alone. Love isn't worth the weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694715
I'm sorry anon but you made her too emotional too fast.

She was supposed to be headstrong and resistant but in your story she literally started crying as soon as possible. It's not bad writing, but it fails as a continuation of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694708
This is a discussion thread, isn't it? Asking questions shouldn't be a violation of protocol. Otherwise 95% of all discussion would be kicked out with, "It's been covered, check the archive."

>>12694717
Not sure it'll help. The guy trolling heavily this morning simply did so by giving clearly flawed reasoning in response to answers. It wasn't copy-pasta trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694720
Also slight inhuman traits, dependant upon their environment and waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694715
>Hold her face close to mine, as I whisper in her ear
>"You say that exact same damn apology every fucking day. It didn't work yesterday, it didn't work monday, it didn't work last week, it won't work today."

[Anonymous No.]

Can I make a confession? I want to be a monsterboy.

Wait wait, put down your pitchforks and torches. It's not what you think.

I'm not a bitchboy or a faggot, or at least not mostly. I just want the ability to fly, have razor claws or the ability to shoot fire out of my cock. It's like the world's greatest power fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694715
No, fuck her, we max suffering now. Only forgive her if you're gonna let her build you up so you can run away with another MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694727
Still a magic enchantment (such as water breathing) instead of something that would make them totally unlike human males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694644
That's pretty perfect too.
My ideal would be being found by a werewolf.
After dropping down in the forest, blacking out, and waking up under the roof of a cave, I'd love nothing more than to be nursed back to health by an initially aloof werewolf who teaches me how to hunt and fend for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
>Shoot fire out of my cock
You're alright anon.
You're alright.

I want to be a Monstergirl. I'll flee from the pitchforks now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
Fuck off to /tg/. We don't give a shit the reason why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694720
They're condemned by God, command eldritch magics, have unholy strength, get tunnel-visioned on sex like their waifus, and did I mention they're condemned by God?

Keep telling yourself that fucking a monster doesn't turn you into an abomination. You abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
Well, duh. Who wouldn't want superpowers in real life? Only someone completely autistic (or maybe some racial supremacists) would refuse superpowers on the grounds that some imageboard thread doesn't like MBs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694725
Just a quick google search os worth it.

Its upped quality on two boards i frequent and on 5+2+1 chen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694732
>Growing gills
>A magic enchantment
Well I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
Just say what type of incubus you want to be. I'm gripping my pitchfork tight, and I'm ready to stick you. Think before you speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694724
Only so much room to type. I guess I thought the typical monster aloofness would crumble pretty fast under that sort of weight. Care to edit it to make it better?

>>12694721
>"you overdid it, but I won't accept her apology"
wut?

>>12694729
top lel

>>12694731
anon is evil. Though justified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
Suddenly recalling a comment I wanted to make in regards to incubi.

For some reason, the first thing that comes to mind is someone who looks like Daimon Hellstrom from Marvel Comics. I don't know why; it just keeps happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694654
>She only did it because she loved me.
Sounds like an abusive relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694729
>My answer was the same last week, and it was the same 5 minutes from now.
>So, 5 minutes from now, when you ask me again, "what are they doing," my answer's still going to be
>"They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
Purge it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694741
But you don't get the appearance as an incubus. Imagine yourself with blazing red eyes and in armor made of dragon scale, with a sword made out of fire. Shit's badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694740
I don't recall seeing it saying anywhere that they grow gills. It works more like the third level spell of water breathing from DnD except permacasted on the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
You did it. Now don't mention it again here. Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694749
>RvB reference
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694705
>futa
>a thing

Not here faggot, and not in MGE.

>muh Sabbath potions

KC said he wouldn't let them show up, fanfiction is fine, but not the official setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694752
>It works more like the third level spell of water breathing from DnD except permacasted on the subject.
Isn't that what the Sea Bishops do with the couples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694751
Please see your local Sabbath Branch for pricing on a Dragonification Potion.

Advanced warning, that shit is expensive as all fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694754
I was also going to make a Revengeance reference but I chose not to overkill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694759
Totally worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694736
God is obsolete in a monster girl world anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694751
You and those like you is why we get so much "autism" grief.

[Anonymous No.]

If you reply, you're just as bad as the person you're replying to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694764
she ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
I want to be the catboy in >>12694501, dick in my boypussy and all.

I don't see what's wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694758
That's exactly what I'm talking about.

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Water_Breathing
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Permanent

>The spell does not make creatures unable to breathe air.

Since they are borrowing a god's power to do so, works just fine. And since MGE is a fantasy setting with RPG roots and themes, I'd see this as the likely thing that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694762
Non.
>>12694764
Something bothers me about that picture, and I can't put my finger on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694763
It's basically the same autism that causes sonic the hedgehog to be so popular.

Next we'll have greentexts of monsterboys killing people and going "nothing personell, kid."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
>At least not mostly

So only on the weekends?

Although, that brings up an interesting question:
Would you give up your masculinity and become a MG in exchange for associated superpowers that comes with the body? Remember MG-on-MG relationships are forbidden. You'll have to either take the cock or be alone for the rest of your life.

Worth it to get superpowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694767
I want to cosplay as a catboy to amuse my Cheshire GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694769
>A yandere goddess will never fall for you, forsaking all of creation just so that she can spend time with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694770
I want off this ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694730
You idiot, that's not how incubization works.

In incubization, you change to fit your Monster Girl's needs and desires. For example, a Ushi-Oni's Incubus would become more sturdy and less breakable via demonic magic.

Also since most Monster Girls love shotas you'd likely just end up as a cute little shota. Lord help if your monster waifu has some more weirder kinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694770
Shadow the Hedgehog was at least a "fun" level edgy, it also had a nice soundtrack.

Compare to DmC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694751
>blazing red eyes
But I like my mud-brown eyes the way they are now.
>armor made out of dragon scales
Those poor dragon girls.
>with a sword made out of fire
If I were to have a sword, I'd want it to cut through things, not roast marshmallows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694755
>He wouldn't let them show up.
Shit just means he's not going to draw a Futa.
Whether or not the potion itself will be officially referenced in materials remains to be seen. If it's not in the Sabbath book that's set to come out, I'll fuck off and never mention it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694771
no, I wouldn't go trans. I couldn't feel comfortable with myself. And I'm only a faggot on leap years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694772
U trying loophole m8t?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694767

IT BEGINS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694673
Have heard about Job? A good man, punished by God for doing nothing wrong. He has proven the God was wrong (oh Jews, and you say your god doesn't make mistakes). God gave Job back twice as much as he had before test. I have skipped few important things, but generally God tested a man is he faithful because he has everything by taking everything away from him. Cruel, but God also rewarded Job for the shit he had to go through.

That's how people with too much power work. They fuck everything up, then, if they're good, try to fix it. Taking away the chance to so is cruel. Can you change your own nature easily?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694780
>If I were to have a sword, I'd want it to cut through things, not roast marshmallows
confirmed for jelly. You could use the fire as like a whip, searing people with plasma

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's a good moment to leave the thread. I hope Janet appears before I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694783
No. I just want a MG to treat me like her pet and make me dress up in embarrassing clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694767
Well hello there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694785
>>12694790
This is /jp/, it's normal here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694788
Speak of the devil, anon. You called it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694786
She's not a god, god wasn't trying to win job over, but to get satan to shut up about him only being pious because god was good to him. Which is bullshit because god is omniscient, he didn't have to do jack for satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694715
If I were to go about forgiving miss, I would make her pay for my home and food, then give up her wealth live as I did for as long as I did. Then, convince me why I would want to spend time with her. Eye for an eye I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Woah, Janet's on the Warpath tonight.

Even the stuff I honestly don't think could be called 'shitposting'...

But oh well, that's the price we pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694788
I may join you after I finish capping some stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694793

Jesus, even walking about incubization is delete-worthy in MG threads? I know it involves males, but at least in MGE it's a pretty integral part of the setting.

I hope wiping it out was just collateral damage from mass deletion, and not indication it's now a banned topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694798
Strip the flesh and Salt the wound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694771
Fuck you I'd a yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694798
People can't control themselves and reply to stupid shit with stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Burt it Janet. BURN IT ALL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694798
I don't think the superpower post was shitposting. I want superpowers, that shit would be boss. Everyone does. Though janet probably got it because it was breeding controversy. good call I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>People think Incubization and mermaid blood are the likely the only way of attaining an increased lifespan.
>Niggas don't consider that some Dragon might have a fountain of youth, or immortality elixirs lying among her hoard, neglected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694674

You strike me as the sort who is going to get severely fucking burned later in life. Forgiving evil people just teaches them it's ok to carry on as they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like Moose put up some Minte smut a few hours ago. http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/89060585/Before%20Dinner%20Minte

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694787
Fire and plasma are rather different things. If the sword was hot enough that it could melt flesh with a touch, without having to hold it to the opponent's body for a second, then it'd probably be uncomfortable for me to hold.

No, what I want is a sword that gives people that nauseous, pins-and-needles feeling wherever it strikes. You know that feeling you get when you whack your funny-bone, or get numb feet you can't stand on for a while because you've cut off the circulation to your legs somehow? I want that, but really intense, and in sword form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694801
I don't think anything is banworthy. Just as long as it doesn't lead to massive shitflinging the mods accept it and let it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694801
Yeah. I think it was overkill. But, I dunno, maybe it was the better call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694801
I don't think incubization is bad, but some anons are trying to use that to justify segwaying into monsterboy talk. Which is not nice. Shame on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694801
Just collateral damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694801
The way it looks, all replies get deleted because people won't actually stop arguing at eachother unless the conversation is plain gone or the posters themselves. I guess the answer would be if people have been getting banned for it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694806

Do you mean the post asking 'would you go MG to get the associated superpowers, even if no yuri was allowed (meaning be forever alone or take the cock)?' Or were you talking about another deleted post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694801
It's not about the talking about incubization, it's that it degenerated into shitposting and flinging.

CIVIL discussion of all sorts is allowed.
Our problem is keeping things civil.
This is 4chan, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694817
I was talking of the gentleman who wanted to be a "monster boy". Not the monster boy that you're thinking of, just a boy who happens to have wings or a cock that ejaculates skittles instead of cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694818
I have no problem with keeping things civil.
Oh, if only other anons shared my thoughts on the matter. We could all be civil then.

If only instrumentality were a thing in this world.
Then everyone would have good taste such as I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694794
Yes, but at the core it's similar. Tanuki wanted to know is he really immune to the power of money. A test of faith. She is like a god. She has proven she has almost absolute control over his life, so I can compare her to a god.

It's also one of my favorite parts of Bible, so sometimes I try to force it even if it doesn't fit perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl version of this when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG9itZ2gT7Y

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, we really should get something for Janet, she's too good to us. Could we make a paypal and get her a fruit basket or something? To show her we appreciate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694836
No fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694836

Let's not take this matter further than we already have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694836
Fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694831
There's already the Cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694836
Let's not and say we did

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694715
Welp, should we continue this? Shit on her? Help her up? what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694822
Or, stay with me here, we avoid shitstorms by keeping certain unmentionable stuff to ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694836
You're taking it too far Anon.

Janet is a nice OC, but don't go autistic for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694845
Shit on her, why are you asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694831
>Papi on a sugar rush

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694846
I like the instrumentality thing, though.
It'd be easier to find people willing to play Tales with me that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694809
I know, I'm not delusional, but does existence of evil people means we should forget about being good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694847
Obviously I meant the janitor, whether it's a he or she. But anons are selfish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694836
You can spot the newfags and people who have only been in these threads by those who worship and give the janitor a monstergirlsona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694855
No it's just a stupid idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694808
> click thumbnail
> "cool, titty monster dragon"
> about to save
> look closer
Why can't we have nice things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693302
what is alp?

>>12693305
makes it sound really really fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694859
Her vagina is steamy.
>>12694860
Lurk the fuck more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694859
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

So what did your monster waifu major in in college?

She's not an uneducated hick, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694638
>>12694656
Because it destroys the fear of slow extinction. I actually have, I think, a cap of an anon explaining this quite well, but I can't find it right now, I may post it later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694869
Toxicology.
Surprisingly also minored in Criminal Justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694869
> not liking bimbo MGs
> MMXIV

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694869
My waifu understands how corrupt the western education system and has made her own way rather than getting herself ass-deep in debt for a bit of paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694856
This the best bait you got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694846
>Certain unmentionable stuff to ourselves.
But that'll never happen.
There will always be people who want to discuss things you don't like. And that other people don't like. And they themselves will have similar things in turn. It's impossible to think everyone will just agree to keep those things to themselves, and pursue a monotonous course of discussion.

People will always try mentioning the things that appeal to themselves, or that they themselves think when presented with a particular subject. They will not censor themselves for others, because again, this is 4chan. And in turn, those who dislike what they say will not just keep quiet and let the people talking about what they don't like continue.

And then it becomes a shitstorm instead of any actual discussion, at which point Janet comes in, deletes everything, and we go on to something else until it begins again.

That is the way of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694872
>Studied the effects of poisonous substances
>Also a fair amount of how crime works

Anon, I'd be worried if I were you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694846
So then we'd have nothing to discuss because not everyone likes the same things.

What the vocal minority of autistic individuals need to do is learn to shut the fuck up for once. I

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694860
Alp is a German folklore creature. A male version of mara. If I'm not mistaken, etymology of mara is related to nightmare. Alp attacks females, while mara males.

I'm not good at German folklore, so if I'm wrong, someone will most likely correct me.

[Anonymous No.]

Time for a game of, "would you rather"?

Would you give up your masculinity and become a MG in exchange for the associated superpowers? Some caveats:

- You are in a modern world setting where MGs are common so no one freaks out, etc. You'll maintain your full personality and memories, so choosing a predatory or meek creature won't change your state of mind. People can still be racist though, and many still hold biases against you if you choose a race that has a good/bad reputation, or looks particularly scary/meek.

- /mgt/ does not tolerate yuri, nor does it accept futa (sorry, mage-types or doppelgangers). You'll have to learn to love taking the cock or choose being forever alone. Note that you are exempt from the necessity of absorbing male spirit energy as part of your diet. Although doing so does still increase your powerlevel.

- You get the full form of a MG. So you'll never become obese, get sick, smelly, or age badly. Naturally, you get longevity. Also the associated powers, strength, etc. Comes with full training for any magic or mental abilities, if necessary. However, you lose all your current property and job certifications you currently own. You are unrecognized by friends and family. It's a blank slate on life.

The alternative is to remain human. Your life remains as it is now, albeit MGs are common in the world. There's an unknown probability of finding a MG you like, but like in real life there is no destined "the true one perfect for you". There's not even a guarantee you'll get with the particular species of MG you want, since most MGs are already in relationships -- but there are enough around that you'll find at least one MG willing to be with you. You will have to contend with normal human issues like obesity, hygiene, disease, and aging. You'll likely live half as long (or less) you would as an MG.

Choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694869
She's a NEET who spends her time reading manga and learning how to cook japanese food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694878
We alchemy now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692694
huh. nice.

>>12692609
What the hell is mu-chan doing here? I shouldn't complain because dat skin, but it seems out of place.

>>12693902
can we pls get more shy jinkos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694872
Do you ever ask her where she gets all that money from if she just has a low-paying job at a pharmacy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694883
We always find something to talk about, otherwise, we wouldn't be here.

[Anonymous No.]

Some canons has it that some types of Mgs can give birth to either MG boys or girls as well as human boys or girls, there are never any half breeds.
Example : Fox woman can have a human boy, and a fox girl daughter.
Some MGs can only give birth to females of their species only, and are dependent on human males to produce offspring .
Example: Lamias only give birth to lamias

I will NOT talk of MG Boys in this thread as it is a Monster girl thread, but , realize this it is a canon some, if not a good number of people believe in, and not some troll bait post.
I do not see why it is so hard to accept this idea.

Do not flame or troll this, I will not respond to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694885
>being the MG

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694890
She's a battleship. If robutts can be monstergirls, I'd wager transforming warship girls can as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694884
Can't Alps shapeshift into different animals too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694885
See >>12694803

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694886
So an oomukade then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694869
>A wild at heart werewolf waifu who's most comfortable living in a cabin in the middle of a forest.

Uh... Environmental Sciences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694885
>Being the MG
Autist Superior.

[Anonymous No.]

Would humans kill monster girls like regular animals for their goods?
>make tanned leather boots from a Holstaurus
>shave a Yeti and line the insides and cuffs of the boots with her fur
Comfiest and warmest boots in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694885
I'd be a human and keep looking for my waifu.

The idea of becoming the monstergirl sort of registers to me as an easy mode option wherein I'd say, "Found my waifu because I AM THE WAIFU!" and then go schlick in front of the mirror to myself.
Which is just sad.
So human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694898
I guess musashi could pass as an amazon.

My my, what I'd do to get her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694853

Of course not. But it doesn't mean we need to forgive everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694902
yeah.

I've always imagined my perfect oomukade waifu as komori but with the whole shebang of antannae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694894
>realize this it is a canon some, if not a good number of people believe in, and not some troll bait post.

No one who wants to keep peace in the threads cares. Keep your donut steel HC to yourself. If you want to write a story that violates thread ettiquete, pastebin and keep it out of here. It's that simple, but people just can't shut up about what they like, even if it burns the damn thread down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694905
Yep, I would assume. Holsts allready sell their milk, so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694906
Normally in headcanon, everyone gets the exact MG with the exact personality they want. I wanted to introduce a realistic wildcard (e.g., people and MGs are totally random, your MG being largely based on luck), since very few people ever actually consider or discuss ending up with an MG they don't pick out, as it were.

Both choices are less than perfect, but that's why it's a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694884
I think that you're lying. Please don't be mean, I just want to know what "going alp" means, and what it has to do with gangbangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694905
I hope not, but I'd read about it.

>>12694885

>Would you give up your masculinity

Stopped reading right the fuck there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694911
>f you want to write a story that violates my personal fantasies, pastebin and keep it out of here.

Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694913
>>12694905
I get the feeling only MG-hating poachers would make a business out of that. That is, if regular animals were still a thing in this world. And I doubt they wouldn't be, because muh ecosystem.

Kind of like that one wild west doujin where the cowgirl gets made into a slave that I'll never read again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694911
Yes, it's sad isn't it?
They can't just say 'Oh, wow that's an interesting cannon, I see it more like this..'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694916
Yeah, I see your point.
Still, I'd rather do with Dante Must Die mode than degrade myself with what essentially feels like Easy Mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694917
I know spoonfeeding violates thread etiqutte, but so does outrageous and blatant newfaggotry. Please forgive me /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694922
This man ignores the crap and sees the truth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694922
See? You don't care if your taste causes irritation to others so long as you're happy. People who don't like it won't keep quiet, and what just happened will happen endlessly, because you can't be bothered to share your taste with those who might appreciate it, everyone has to see your taste. You are everything wrong in these threads. And no matter how much you bitch, it isn't wanted here, it won't be let in. Suck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694929
Well that has nothing to do with liking sluts. I'm not a tranny or gender confused I just like cum. call it gay if you want, but its nothing like that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694931
>You're wrong for not catering to my tastes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694931
>Suck it.
While I share your sentiment, that's a rather childish way to end your statement, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694931
What about that guy who suggested we just spoiler and tag shit like that? As long as there's a warning tag at the top, no one will ever see it by accident, only if they choose to. Hell, you could even word filter out specific tags in [Tag Format] to block those stories without losing discussion posts

[Anonymous No.]

I dont really see killing monstergirls for their goods.
Animals are one thing, but aside from a few superficial and cultural differences, monstergirls are no different from sapient humans.

I think for that sort of thing to be okay, you'd need to live in a world where there was a VERY big divide between humans and monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694939
This whole thread is childish. Nothing out of place here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694934
Still fagging up the threads I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694941
That's race traitor talk right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694944
Whats wrong with liking slutty monstergirls?
Are there slimegirls but made out of semen instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694910
Suddenly imagining an oomukade who tends to curl into a ball when intimidated and tells you not to open her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694943
>Implying I'm childish
Anon, please! I have dignity.
Now excuse me while I fap to the 30 MB worth of pictures of my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694910
You are a braver man than I, anon.

I know this sounds shallow but creepy crawly + pale smelly shut-in is a losing combo for me, despite personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694936
>I can't deny this so I'll just bait.

Okay.

>>12694939
More childish than someone who refuses to stop causing drama?

>>12694940
So that more people bring what isn't wanted here? No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694929
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694958
>More childish than...
Well, no, but just...don't stoop to that level.
I don't know how else to put it besides 'It's unsightly.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694951
Didn't you just say you like cum? The one who said he'd lick the cum off of his vamp waifu's face? That's hella gay.

And no to your second question, thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsterboys
>Being the MG
>Futa
>Yuri
>Gore
>NTR

I see /mgg/ is extra heretical tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694941
Poachers wipe out entire species for profit. Muggers will kill you for $40 in your wallet. It's not beyond belief to think some folks will kill MGs for dragon scales or tigers teeth or shit. Especially in the Chinese medicine market, where consuming animal bits is pretty widespread.


>>12694958
>So that more people bring what isn't wanted here? No thank you.

So basically what >>12694922
said is true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694954
Cute.
10/10 would tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694966
I was worried when people were defending that gore posting yesterday. Now look what we've gotten into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694966
It's a fine line telling people to take it elsewhere and not being assblasted about it and thus feeding the shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694967
If you like. Tell me, do you want >>12694966
to become the norm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694966

No, it's just people have learned that bit shitposting they can get a topic blacklisted... so they're adding more and more topics to the blacklist. I think more of that stuff is banned because more people hate the fussing about it rather than hating the content itself being posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694965
>Didn't you just say you like cum? The one who said he'd lick the cum off of his vamp waifu's face? That's hella gay.
But if I'm part of her harem I have to learn how to play nice and follow her orders. She may have other boyfriends but that does not mean she loves me any less than she does. If she likes semen plenty and wants to share with me it would be rude and unloving of me to decline to share a jizz kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694965
Bukakke-girls
they are super rare and only live in sewers of single lonly men or porn studios and whore houses.
They hate light, and sunlight even more.
They also smell very bad, like rotten eggs, only worse.
Most die from flooding in the sewers and end up beCUMing effluent in the treatment plants.

If you find one remember they are borderline extinct.

See, anyone can make an MG entry like KC does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694958
>>12694967
I think the general idea is that this idea would only apply to pastebin. A person would post,

>Hey, my stories, got [insert controversial thing here], so those who are cool with that, please enjoy.
I think as long as those things stay in the pastebin, that's okay. When they are talked about in the threads, that is not okay on the grounds that most people don't like said things and discussion of said things cause arguments.

[joker !Br4U39.kcI No.]

>>12694976
It's probably that mod who got us banned on /jp/ while posing as a non mod

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694978
I forgot to include art of a white snotball with massive tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694978

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694931
>Because you can't be bothered to share your taste with those who might appreciate it
But anon, I think that's why they do it. /mgt/ is a place they come to talk about their favorite thing, MGs. It's only natural to want to talk about "X...as it relates to MGs".

I know this isn't always the case, but I think it's a more common mentality than people appreciate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694967
That's true. I suppose I'm just talking about what's legal or not. Mugging and poaching isn't exactly legal, but it still happens.
If we lived in a world that was fundamentally the same as this one, only with monstergirls, 99% would probably have the same rights as us. Then again, people living in this world now don't all have the same human rights as they should, so make of that what you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694984
>>12694978

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694978
Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694978
>They also smell very bad, like rotten eggs, only worse.
This is the only bad part, but good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694962
A male alp would just be weird, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694885
>become lich
>use my ridiculously long lifespan to read all the books and watch all the shows I ever wanted
>from time to time pretend I'm actual corpse to scare the first one to notice me
>also do lich stuff
The best spent dick ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694966
What's wrong with letting people talk about what they want? They will talk amongst themselves for a bit and the conversation will peter out.

Just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694990
Fuck, it didn't work.

[joker !Br4U39.kcI No.]

>>12694988
Women have more rights than men.
It would probably be considered rape,if you ignore a MG's advances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694982
I think he has more important matters to attend to than further jumping our bones.

Like posing as a non-mod on waifu threads and getting upset when his waifu isn't delivered in waifu drawthreads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694978
So basically a slimegirl made out of cum?

Would you still love your slimegirl waifu if she couldn't digest your cum properly, and started turning a little whiter and milkier by the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694877
>Bait
Found the newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694962
>As of the present

So will MGE finally be consigned to the flames when KC introduces MBs or are we just going pretend they don't exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695004
It's the same shit that Commercial guy pulled.

[joker !Br4U39.kcI No.]

>>12694995
No it won't. Look at /d/. There's a futa spammer.
https://archive.loveisover.me/d/thread/5685191

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695012
>>12694995
>>12694987
>>12694980
>>12694976

Based on the discussion, it seems it genuinely is true that most banned topics are banned because most people hate the associated shitposting drama rather than the topic itself. Given this, there is no reason to believe people can't just add even more topics to the blacklist by fussing whenever something they don't like is brought up.

So, is this a problem that has any foreseeable solution? Or are we just going to suffer "blacklist creep" so to speak, until the community is small enough and xenophobic enough that it dies from inactivity, or fragments into separate threads?

That's not a rhetorical question, I genuinely can't think of a solution without removing anonymous posting. There has to be a better way, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695012
>tripfagging

knock it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695009
Commercial-anon never pulled shit , it was that Bitch-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695014
Ignoring people with easily pained asses is the only way to enjoy things.

The procedure for them is always the same and it's very easy to avoid as long as you just enjoy the conversation ad ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695018
>le bitch-kun bogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695012
Fuck off tripfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694715
I would accept her apology and then ntr her on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694967
>>12694922

You see this shit? >>12694977
Fuck your tolerance.

>>12694980
>I think as long as those things stay in the pastebin, that's okay. When they are talked about in the threads, that is not okay on the grounds that most people don't like said things and discussion of said things cause arguments.

This is what I've been proposing, but guys like >>12694922 don't give a shit and happily post inflammatory shit here and get all defensive when called out.

[joker !Br4U39.kcI No.]

>>12695014
Most likely we will migrate to octo chan where we are very welcomed.

I talked to the owner of the /d/ board on octo chan,and I managed to talk him into banning dick girl spam.

The dick girl spam has it's own containment board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695014
>>12695021
Unfortunately, ignoring shitposters doesn't work. By shitposting a topic, they can weaponize Janet into destroying all existence and discussion of the topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695014
Who doth the responsibility fall to?
To the first posters, to not talk about what they like?
To the first shitposters, to not shitpost?
To the original posters again, to not respond to the shitposts?

Based upon prior experience, yes, it is going to suffer a community shrink until it fragments and dies from inactivity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695025
>don't give a shit and happily post inflammatory shit here and get all defensive when called out
That's something that Nega would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695025
All I'm hearing from you is "Stop talking about what I don't like!"

Who the fuck gives a shit what someone else likes you autistic little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695028
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695028
IIchan has a MG board but you don't see me spamming it here.
I am sure the janitor will ban you soon tripfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694987
Would you go to a gay bar and start screaming how much you love being straight? Common sense says no. These guys, come here, and when their stuff gets rejected, do they just quietly withdraw, or push it to no end? We know the answer. If they want to discuss taboo stuff, let them do it someplace else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695025
You're sounding angrier and more autistic with every post.

These threads don't exist to cater to you, yet you can't seem to understand that and accuse others of the same. You should understand that if you don't like something, you can just ignore it and post things you do like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695041
Screaming? No. It's more like two guys trying to have a discussion, and a third guy running up and hitting and screaming, and getting all three kicked out.

>>12695039
>>12695028

Given the blacklist creep mentioned and the increasingly closed and xenophobic community, it's looking like /mgt/ is suffering a slow decline. I'm honestly starting to consider moving to a non-anonymous board (god forbid) like whatever new board replaced MGU or the like.

Hopefully it won't come to that, but you have to admit the amount of banned topics and the volume of shitposting drama has been increasing significantly compared to what it was a long time ago.

[joker !Br4U39.kcI No.]

>>12695032
Would you say it's reasonable that those who respond to obvious bait should be banned. for escalating things?

look at /pol/. Anyone who responds to what you see in my picture should be given a ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695028
Holy fuck, stop tripping please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695035
You say that like it matters. I have fetishes that are unwelcome here, so I don't mention them, but some people can't be bothered to do the same. Say whatever you want, posting something enough won't get people to accept it, like fujoshit kun and his monsterboy pushing crusade. If the threads are gonna burn anyway, I'll let them burn while trying to keep a semblance of what welcome, and you, and the "bitch kun" and "autist" spammers, can go fuck yourselves. This may be "our" thread, but it doesn't mean anything, and anyone is welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695059
Maybe instead we should encourage people with really niche fetishes to namefag so people who don't like it can just filter guro guy and cum loving faggot guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695063
Do your fetishes have anything to do with MGs, or would you could you do them with MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695041
alright I just wanted to talk about monstergirls and fetishes in here, but I saw this post and just needed to reply to it.

I know you're not from /jp/, you cant be from /jp/ and you're clearly a crossboarder. You wanna know how I know? The obvious one is that you're not taking it easy. The less obvious is that you're not being relaxed about topics. If someone here wants to make a thread about a touhou and just let it be awoooo~, everyone can have fun and relax and just post about what they like, and everyone else either goes with it just ignores it, or laughs and posts a cute 2hu. Why cant you do the same? Monstergirls are just touhous without hats, why are they immune to fetishes that you don't like?
Maybe you should go to another autistic chan, because here is a place that you don't belong in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695063
If the people you loathe so deeply are indeed the minority, then what's the harm with letting them post what they want every now and then?

Or is it that you really do acknowledge they aren't the minority you so vocally proclaim and just don't want people to talk about anything you don't approve of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695042
>>12695052

>just ignore it ad naseaum

Just like you wouldn't ignore a cow coming into your house and taking a shit, neither can these people be ignored, lest they bring more shit with them. Ignoring it doesn't work anyway, look at futacat.

So my answer, is no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695070
I am so glad my mg waifu does not wear a hat.

Would that be an insult to a MG , call them a touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695063
>I have fetishes that are unwelcome here, so I don't mention them, but some people can't be bothered to do the same.
This is how I feel. I'm into shit as bad and worse than necropedo guy and I just don't talk about it here. It slips out occasionally and I usually feel a lil embarrassed and don't do it again when somebody tells me to fuck off with my shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695052
Since yesterday apparently loli isn't allowed here, as well as /ss/. Cosplay tiers were always looked down upon and everything else is furry.

Seriously, let's just forbid posting, it'll be the best solution.

[Anonymous No.]

Woo Loev you Janet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695078
Some fetishes weird me out, disgust me, etc, but I've also gleamed a ton of new ones from threads such as these - at least back when people could talk about things they liked.

Without these threads and monstergirls I probably never would have realized just how into femdom I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695052
>Given the blacklist creep mentioned and the increasingly closed and xenophobic community, it's looking like /mgt/ is suffering a slow decline. I'm honestly starting to consider moving to a non-anonymous board (god forbid) like whatever new board replaced MGU or the like.
>Hopefully it won't come to that, but you have to admit the amount of banned topics and the volume of shitposting drama has been increasing significantly compared to what it was a long time ago.

>>12695079
>Since yesterday apparently loli isn't allowed here, as well as /ss/. Cosplay tiers were always looked down upon and everything else is furry.

You have a valid point, but try to be careful of hyperbole. Janet's at least being more selective in deletions, so we can keep a healthy discussion going if we tread lightly and avoid landmines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695063
You're right in that there are fetishes that don't belong because they've been hated since the founding of the threads, but the fact remains that the threads are becoming more and more intolerant than before.

Pegging is pretty much defacto expected of a kraken yet now it's shitposted to death where previously you could talk about it as long as you want.

Alps are now recieving the cold treatment as any serious alp discussion includes at least three post of "Fucking gayshit fuck off I'm a strong manly hetero who don't need no alps" even if they're meant to be that way.

If this trend of "Stop liking what I don't like" continues then pretty soon you'll have people shitposting over maledom and abusing the janitors as their personal taste believe by shitposting the things they dislike into deletion.

Maybe it doesn't affect me or you today, but one day you'll be posting something that's pretty normal and be bombarded by shitposts from autists who think only their tastes should be approved.

Also it's pretty obvious that one guy is just replying over and over to simulate a majority when people post things he doesn't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695079
Wait, so no loli /ss/ cosplay furry allowed?
crap that's my fetish!
Well shucks now what can I talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

Just remember: This all started because Less drew more Bobshit. Still feel like whiteknighting him now IRC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695097
Don't let him derail the thread and make you waste your energy pointing out fallacies of association. Keep on topic guys, we can hopefully think of something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695096
Relax, just a couple of people were complaining last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695067
They do, but like I said, they are unwelcome, so I won't mention them.

>>12695072
>If the people you loathe so deeply are indeed the minority, then what's the harm with letting them post what they want every now and then?

Bringing more of their kind with them.

>>12695070
>I know you're not from /jp/, you cant be from /jp/ and you're clearly a crossboarder

This is news? 90% of us are ex /a/.

>Why cant you do the same?

We aren't like you. Why can't they keep their stuff to themselves?

>Maybe you should go to another autistic chan, because here is a place that you don't belong in.

Nice to know you speak for everyone.

>autism

Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695094
Yes , and the sad part is, he really doesn't think we can tell that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695097
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

Please take it easy and post more cute monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695097
literally who?
I just saw another thread on /jp/ with cute girls, which is why I started posting about fetishes involving them. Not everything is a conspiracy theory.
IRC is for actual faggots too by the way, fucking kill yourself you crossie fuck mothingfucking trashman nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695107

Trap Catboy lead to Donut Steel Headcannon which lead to this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695096
Sorry, only old fat guys on even older human ladies. Toothless oral sex is apparently good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695105
>Bringing more of their kind with them.
Heaven forbid we get more blood in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695106
Err, you know what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694890
>can we pls get more shy jinkos?

>Be anon
>School's been going on for a month or two. You're the typical lazy faget. You haven't gone over to someone else's house in well over two years.
>of course this isn't good for your shape. You're not fat; quite the opposite. You're a fucking twig.
>it's a little embarrassing really. You're something around 6 feet and around 130 pounds.
>obviously this isn't acceptable, so you're eating more and are hitting the gym to get hella swole
>well actually you're just trying to improve your mile time right now. First things first I suppose.
>Been going down to the gym room and using the treadmills. The only standard you have is to get a sub 7 minute mile by the end of the year.
>Crazy high standards, even Olympic athletes don't train at that rate.
>you only have about 30 min until the real athletes get to the room. But you use what time you have.
>Perhaps some day you'll get within 6 feet of the chin up bars.
>Maybe.
>One day you're down at the room, sweating your ass off even while you're not going very fast. Because you're skinny. And weak. And lazy.
>While you're sweating rivers, you see something orange out of the corner of your eye
>Step off the treadmill to look at what's there
>It's a jinko. And boy, is she fucking hot.
>You don't have a muscle fetish, but anyone can tell that that is one seriously fine bod.
>Her mother's vagina managed to sculpt her body perfectly; it balanced the muscular, powerful /fit/ look expected of a jinko with the obviously feminine and curvy look... also of a jinko.
>Immediate erection ensues. Thankfully your boxers and loose shorts manage to conceal the look.
>of course you're not a beta and you're not going to get all weird about it. She's got a nice bod and that's that. Don't go chasing cars or you'll get run over.
>"Hey" you say, stepping off the treadmill. "You here for the workout room? I can get out of your way, if you want"
Fapping will come soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695105
>We aren't like you. Why can't they keep their stuff to themselves?

Well I don't care, as long as there are cute girls on /jp/, people will talk about how they want to do all sorts of gross things with them. If you don't like it then take it to /a/ - normie central.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695111
And that has to do with Bob, how, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695112
GILFS and Maws?

HOT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695070
>Monstergirls are just touhous without hats

I initially read that as "with hats" and started thinking about monstergirls and touhous trying out different hats together. I may not be all there in the head at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695118
>swole ???

[Anonymous No.]

I like Sharkgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695118
>Her mother's vagina managed to sculpt her body perfectly

This is one of the worst lines of description I've read in a greentext, even if you're trying to be funny. Kudos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695125
No you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695124
it's a word now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695125
I want to grind my dick against the sandpaper sharkskin of a sharkgirl's tail until I cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695125
>You will never be the shark swim team's poolboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695113
Those meant to find us, will. You know MGs have a facebook page now, and there are furries being passed off as monstergirls there? Popularity can be good, but not in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695125

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
>>12694248
>>12694151
>>12694075
>>12694070
Where did all the abuse/suffering stories come from? Like i know encyclopedia has a pretty big femdom bent but when did it start ramping up like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695127
probably the stupidest sentence I've typed in a long time. Stupidest grin the world has ever seen while writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695125
I like Fox Women

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695131
...good for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695138

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695137
>and there are furries being passed off as monstergirls there

So far as I've seen, furries hate monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695140
don't worry about it. We got our revenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695141
Don't worry about it, I'm smiling my ass off after reading that bit too.
There's a point where comedy crosses certain lines sometimes, and becomes all the more beautiful for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695145

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695137
Alright anon, I'm going to ask you a very serious question. Please try to contain your knee-jerk responses.

What is wrong with 'furries?'

I'm going to fully admit there's a lot of kemono stuff I find pretty hot. Western, too. However, I have not ever touched the 'community,' nor do I have any desire to. I find the porn hot, but I'm sure as fuck not going to pretend I'm anything but a human.

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>>12695150

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not bully the friendly man-eating sharkgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Doctor here.
It turns out that manticore tails contain a major artery that isn't unlike a vaginal artery that runs throughout their tail. Will keep those interested informed.

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>>12695158
Bully them. Bully them with grenades.

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>>12695014
>>12695094
>>12695090
>>12695079
>>12695078
>>12695096

You know, there may be one solution, but it would require the cooperation of the janitors. Simply have people ignore shitposting, and janitors delete shitposts (and responses to them).

Thusfar it seems the janitor(s) have been relying on carpet-bombing tactics, or just deleting posts that are flagged as reported or are off-topic rather than taking the time to precisely ferret out the trolls from the discussion. That's also why the shitposting-to-destroy-the-discussion works, because mods hit the real discussion as collateral damage.

We would likely need more janitors since I imagine part of the reason so many reasonable discussion posts get deleted is because the janitors don't have time to babysit this thread and all of JP, so they rush through. Of course, I have no idea how we could actually get more janitors to watch this thread, particularly regular readers. JANITOR, if you read this, please put through a request or something, or at least be more careful about deletions please!

The other thing we can do is use spoilers + tagging for greentexts. That will remove the "shoving things I hate in my face" argument, and leave the shitposts with only "I want it deleted because it's not my fetish" argument left to stand on... which should render them largely invalid.

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>>12695158
But they bully me all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695149
So basically "it's funny because it's shit"
like "I spit chew on your grave"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695163
>Continuing to post off topic after shit's already been deleted.
And you wonder why the carpet-bomb strategy is being used?

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>>12695163

>>12695169

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>>12695157

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>>12695140
Suffering has always been a thing. It just died down for a time thanks to KC.

>>12695146
The point, is that we're attracting the wrong kind of attention. Did you miss the "pedo" accusations in the morning because some anons posted loli and /ss/? Granted, two of those guys were trolls, and the third one was a genuine normal, but, still.

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>>12695173
Don't let the mean dolphins bully her

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>>12695154
The community is autistic like a neutron star is dense.
They are the entry level and the final destination of disturbing. The alpha and the omega of unsettling.
A furry is antithetical to good grammar, lack of emoticons and rational, emotionally balanced thought.

Plus there's the fursuit sex too. That's not really up my alley.

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>>12695173
>>12695176
>Samey Pixar-faced tumblrshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695161
I'm here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695154

>>12695179 is not me by the way, I'll get back to you in a minute.

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>>12695166
I feel it's more like a refuge in absurd hilarity. "i can't believe he thought of that, and I can't believe he said it, but it's brilliant."
That sort of thing.

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>>12694650
Did you read Geomancer?

I need to know because reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate /ss/ but I keep quiet about it
I hate anything that looks like a minor, but I keep quiet about it .
I hate loli , same reason, same reaction.

Why can't other people do the same?

rhetorical question I know, someday....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695186
>Geomance
never read it, never heard of it. Should I?

>>12695185
You're gonna feel that a lot with me I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695111
Donut steel?
whaaa?.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695154
The community is the problem. Furries and 4chan go way back and there is a lot of animosity there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695194
Fuck off newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695180
Complaining about sameface is rather amusing, considering that most stuff posted here is anime sameface.
Not that I agree or disagree with you, necessarily, but it's rather amusing.
Really, the only thing that bugs me is the nose on the boy in the second image. That is your typical Tumblr badness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695201
>Complaining about sameface is rather amusing, considering that most stuff posted here is anime sameface.
Else from Freezed is my waifer too, my buddy :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695120

Next logical step after Futacat.

What, you think .Less had enough brain power to come up with this idea on his own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695200
Now that is a perfect example of shitposting right there.

Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695194
"Original character, do not steal!"

Say the last bit really fast.

>>12695196
I've never paid attention to the community. They can do their own thing, so long as they make good art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695163
>still pushing the spoilering+greentexting
>wanting further corruption of the community

>>12695154
Back in the day, they forced their way into threads, it did not stop until they were thrown to /b/, like /mlp/. Furries indulge in everything from necropedo cannibalism stuff to random jiffing hookups. They are full to the gills with otherkin tumblrfags, and let's see, some of them want to fuck animals, or fuck animals while dressed as animals. The community is full of outright insane people, did you ever read the coyote story from /k/? Or the one involving a creep who REALLY loved his dog? That's who you're hanging with. Need I say more?

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>>12695203
I've never watched Frozen, and I don't have plans to.
Sorry the intention of my post didn't come out right. It does make me look a bit like a twat.
I was just trying to glean some amusing irony out of that post without much thought put into it.
Sorry for the misunderstanding you enourmous fucking shiteating faggot.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Hot hot hot hot hot.

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>>12695204
You sure hate less and bob.

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>>12695158
>"friendly" sharkgirls

>"Hey, Anon, ol' pal. How goes it my humie friend? Still getting along fine on those skinny legs of yours, I see?
>H-h-hi Anita. I h-have seen you in y-years.
>"And I you, my air-sucking little buddy. Did you miss our "swim coaching sessions"? I know I have. I've been so lonely without my lovely little kouhai."
>She wraps a scaly arm around you and clutches your shoulderblade with a webbed hand.
>"Well, we have a lot to catch up on, don't we? It's been years since we graduated. I think what you and I need is a high school reunion, just the two of us."
>Th-that's ok. I was just about to do someth...
>"Always the stick in the mud, aren't you, my fleshy friend? Just like the time when you blabbed on me to the principle bitch. But that's all water under the bridge now, because we're the closest of friends, right?"
>She flashes him a razor grin. Anon doesn't make eye contact.
>"Still a quiet little boy, huh. When you're like that I just can't resist, you know?"
>She places a hand under his chin and turns his head towards hers.
>"I've got a good idea. Why don't we take a walk, huh? I know my little humie compatriot has always been an antisocial shut-in, I'm sure he has nothing better to do. And after all the time I spent trying to fix you... Well. Now I can finish what I started in 11th grade, can't I?"
>"Rest assured. I will spend the whole day with you."
>The hand on Anon's shoulder slides down to his waist and gropes hard.
>Th-thanks...

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>>12695203
Can we please just end the pointless shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695214

Your next words are:

>HURRR MEMEHATE

[Anonymous No.]

You've just been transferred to a new school. The white hallways and green lockers make you uneasy as you walk into your new classroom. The previously loud chatting hushes down almost immediately as the variety of monstergirls stare you down like a zoo exhibit. The professor, a human man, introduces you to the class who welcome you eagerly before he points at the desks "Take any seat you want Anon, choose your neighbors wisely."

Front seat: You instantly become more likeable to the professor and are generally seen as an intellectual by the rest of your companions. Your neighbors are a studious lich who will pester you to join the biology club, and a ryuu to your left who will gladly become your study partner if you ask her. This seat also means that your less intelligent classmates, notably a hobgoblin and a wurm, will constantly ask you to help them study whenever they can.

Back seat: You're considered a little cooler than usual off the bat and can get away with sleeping off in class if you feel the need. Your neighbors are a red oni who plays for the school basketball team and will try to get you to show up to her games, and an oomukade who spends most of her time reading manga and posting on imageboards using her phone. This seat will make you stand out less and no monstergirls won't develop any special affections unless you specificially want them to.

Window seat: You get a great view of the soccer field and sidewalk from your seat and occasionally the soccer team members will also notice you. Your neighbor is an anubis who will constantly tell you to pay attention to the class if you don't already do so. She'll also try to convince you to join the student council with her and her pharaoh friend. This seat assures that you will have plenty opportunities during your highschool career to hook up with a wide variety of different girls and at least one bro who will never betray your trust.

Secret seat: Danger on every side, only the strong will survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695213
Messy eating is my fetish too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695213
Three eyes, one bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695213
I want to pull on that mask, smile at her, then let it snap back.

Bullying monster girls is fun

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>>12695216
What a caring person she is.

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>>12695219
danger seat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
Danger, I love on the edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
I'm taking that window spot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
gotta go with the danger zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
Secret seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695217
Sorry I didn't mean to trigger you, I forgot we had /a/ browsers in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
Danger seat, I aint no yellowbellied wimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695230
live*

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>>12695219
I'd go with the backseat, because it's literally my high school experience all over again, especially if Red Oni is bro enough to wake me up before the teach catches on. It probably wouldn't take too much effort to get her into the interests the Oomukade and I share

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>>12695219
I have a soft spot and a hard dick for anubis'. Sign me up for that typical MC window seat, and all the comedic misfortune that it bestows.

[Anonymous No.]

Loving monstergirls is suffering.

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>>12695216
Does she bark if you pet her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx7s0bBFH8g

[Anonymous No.]

Ryuu vs anubis, tough call.

>>12695239
Sign me up for that typical MC window seat, and all the comedic misfortune that it bestows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695247
I know my monstergirl dreams will go unfulfilled, but still I post here. Why? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
Tough decision. Back seat means I can doze off in class, but front seat means I can actually get shit done and do good.
I guess front seat it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
I'll take the front seat. I like biology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
Well I always tend to take the back seat so I can sle-
>Anubis
Window seat, I always did like a view.

[Anonymous No.]

Posts are disappearing again.

We all dream of MGs Anon.

Just when you start making your own realdoll MG that's when we will need a little talk.


Wait a second
Monster girl real dolls..

Would the sell?
I think realdolls are like 5000usd, and I know the furryfags sell them too ...

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>>12695252
Wait for the day when they will come for the faithful. Praise be unto The Fallen God. Praise be unto Deruella.

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>>12695265
Dark Priest a shit.

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>>12695235
>>12695233
>>12695232
>>12695230
>>12695227

Instant Harem Seat: You choose the seat in the smack dab middle of the classroom. This seat grants no obvious benefits other than making everyone uncomfortable initially

To your left is a shirohebi who insists that you are her childhood friend. She will walk home with you everyday even if you tell her not to and during lunch she'll make you delicious home made bento. If you reject her too often or outright refuse to talk to her she'll start acting clingier and more desperate until going full blown yandere. Only your friendship will keep her sane.
To your right is a Jinko who often falls alseep and chuffs loudly when she does so. She is a bit of a health nut as well as a martial arts enthusiast and will drag you to her gym so that you can spot for her as well as waste some time talking about techniques and training. She has an abrasive side and is very blunt when it comes to her emotions so make sure not to lead her on.

In front of you is a mantis who is completely obsessed with medieval weaponry as well as shounen manga. She'll make sure to group up with you during any school activity, but will spend the majority of her time talking about manga updates and her favorite swords. She is a bit airheaded and will slowly become emotionally dependent on you, even if she is to emotionally retarded to realize it.

Behind you is a kejourou that instantly becomes obsessed with your hair. She'll show up at your house during random times and ask you to brush her hair as well as let her brush yours. She's swimming in money and is up for any activity that you propose and will pay for it too. Otherwise she is very laidback and will constantly tease you even if she secretly likes you.

These four will constantly follow you no matter what you do to get them to leave. At the end of your highschool career you are expected to choose one and marry her. They are all friends unless you purposely set them against one another.

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>>12695271
>Instant Harem
But I like them individually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695271
>chuffing gym rat jinko
yusss
best seat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695271
Big risk, big reward. Danger zone pays off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695271
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695271
AHAHAHA! Enjoy faggots!

No, really, enjoy, but I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone interested in more Lego Anubis?

I've been planning to do something more with it, and if there's still interest ina few weeks, I might get around to it. But I want to know if there's actual interest for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695267
I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695265
Praise unto your tits!

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>>12695271
>Mantis who is completely obsessed with medieval weaponry and shounen manga.
>Always groups up with you.
>Talks about swords and manga updates.
>Airheaded
>Emotionally dependant, but can't really tell.

Anybody who does not take her route and discard the rest of the harem, is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695285
You're walking a bad path anon.

But if that's your wish, so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695284
It was the best fap according to a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.]

So what about us front row people?

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>>12695286
Yes.

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>>12695295
What do you mean? It fully says what you get for each seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
Window seat.
I'll wife the pharaoh by any means necessary. Even if I gotta hold her hand by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694645
>Wanting 3PD to masquerade as waifus.
We're here for a reason gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695299
Whar is mah RYUUUUUU!!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695303
You get a Ryu it says so right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695289
I dunno. I'd rather go with SYD's Aria the Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695299
What about the Ryuu?
Not a nice cliffhanger there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695297
>Dark Priest
>In a student uniform
Hello, when did THIS get made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695271
But I shave my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695306
You get a Ryu, it says so right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695309
It reminds her of Vin Diesel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695308
Beats me. It pays to visit the wiki from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695108

I want to see more pictures of Yeti hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695302
>Masquerade
I was actually thinking of like, in the future, where genetic engineering becomes common place, and actually manipulating your body on the genetic level becomes something of a trend.

ie. Not cosplay, actual transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695314
I want to see more pictures of Yeti's in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695225
>"No no, you don't have to thank me. Just doing my duty as a good senpai, right?"
>"So what are you up to these days? Tell me all about it. Tell me all about how you sit inside your room and play computer games all day. Really, it's so fascinating to me."
>...
>"Speak up."
>"Ok, enough. I think I've had about enough of Anon's nerd speak for one day! No comprende, haha!"
>"You know what I like about you, Anon? Besides your dick, I mean. It's your thick skin. Not as thick as mine, of course. But you really handle criticism so well. I mean, all these people around, and you haven't even started sobbing yet! Really big improvement from our high school days."
>U-um, Anita? C-can I go home now?
>"Not yet, friendo."
>"Remember Tina from our little afterschool fun sessions? That's the one. You know she runs a little eatery around these parts? That's right! We should go visit. I'm sure she'd love to see you as much as I have."
>You arrive at a small burger joint in the sketchy part of town. There are a few biker onis stalking around at front. Another one is behind the counter.
>"Hey Tina? Remember Anon? 'Course you do."
>"Well, guess what? Anon and I are getting married!"
>W-w-what?
>"Yeah, the wedding's in a few months. You always said how we made the perfect couple, right? Well, turns out Anon was crazy for me, too. Just couldn't find the words to express his adoration of me."
>"Right Anon?"
>She grabs his crotch. Tina smirks. A couple of the manticores stop eating and stare.
>"You sure are a lucky one, Anon. Do you know how much Anita has always talked about you? Congratulations, you two."
>Anita grabs your hand and flashes another toothy smile.
>Th-thanks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695274
Tough shit. Now take your harem like a non nip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695312
I also have a beard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695291
I don't see how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695213
Dammit I missed it, can somebody upload it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695321
You remind her of Jonah hill with a shaved head

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695322
Just wait anon, you just gotta wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695324
But I am not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695327
You remind her of Bruce Willis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695316
They would still have the shitty 3DPD personalities, which is pretty much the biggest problem with 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695325
I don't want to wait. Tell me, since you think you know where I'm headed.

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>>12695292
It still had a few flaws in it.
If I go for a second one, then I'll try to address those flaws through initial planning.
Right now my current plan is to split it up into three parts, with a sex scene topping off each one. It might get a little longer than the first one though, so I'm not exactly confident about posting it directly into the thread like last time. The interactivity, direct feedback and pressure of writing live was good, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695335
>continued
Essentially this but looking like anime monster grils. I don't want to deal with their shit and I imagine noone else does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695335
This is true, and I realized it was likely what you actually meant a few seconds after making my post.

But hey, if we're being realistic, there are girls who are great out there. And of course, ones who are why we have the 3DPD meme.

So, in such a world, the journey to acquire a waifu becomes that much more difficult. But hey, Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695316
>where genetic engineering becomes common place, and actually manipulating your body on the genetic level becomes something of a trend.


Like Alex Mercer, or custom laboratory jobs you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695331
I was hoping Mel Gibson but that works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695357
or Stamper
Mel is too crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695345
Holy shit. We'd have to augment ourselves as well. Can you imagine the women of today with the strength of monstergirls? Dare I say it...feminist cunt MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695355
>Alex Mercer
No, not viruses becoming sentient and absorbing entire cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695360
>Mel Gibson
>Too crazy
JIDF pls go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695335
>>12695345
How about if only pure hearted/decent girls can tf into Monster girls? And the shitty ones all turn into some horrible unattractive blob or something that screams atrocities about world domination/destroying all that is good and the planet, but especially men.

Something to do with pure evil genetics or something.

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>>12695342
They'll force you to completely conform to their ways, ever to the smallest detail like how much skin you show off, all so that you represent their ideals perfectly.

Do you want that anon? do you want to change the angle of your thrusts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695319
Wrest yourself away and expose her lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695371
>JIDF
gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695372
>Decent women turn into attractive monstergirls
>Shitty women turn into reverse monstergirls, like that snake from Centaur Worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695370
Anon, I meant transforming body parts as he does, or having to have a procedure done in order for women to become the MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695372
I could get on board with that.
Like they try to transform into something cute but because they're such shitty people it backfires, like it reflects "what's in their heart" or something.
Like Zelda a Link to the pasts Dark World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695386
The latter, having a procedure done to alter someone into an MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695377
Please stop badmouthing the church, these are lies, I think you-WAIT A MINUTE! You're that guy Frank's cousin aren't you? Which member of the church shat in your cereal you can't let this go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695384
>>12695387
>being raped by unfortunate monstergirls

Why not have the die on the table?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695372
>>12695384
>>12695387
>Already attractive shitty people become shit as deserved.
>Tumblr/SJW chodes stay more or less the same but with monster bits.
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695400
But then what will waifu-tiers get to beat up with their awesome powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695319
Bully-dere or just bully? In any case, this is good stuff. Moar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695407
YFW this leads to an evolution war that sends us back to the dark ages and makes us MGE tier.

Man, I would kill myself if caught by any 3DPD made monstergirl, just can't trust them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695391
I'll stop bad mouthing them when they stop trying to kidnap Frank and trying to convert me

I can't forgive them for what they made me see

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695439

They made you watch "This Old House," didn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695429
Wouldn't they all be shit-tier monsters you could dispose of with conventional weaponry anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695439
I'm going to get a fucking Lich to curse you so that every time you close your eyes, blinking included, you see your cousin's junk. I'm tired of your bellyaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695446
Thankfully no.

>>12695452
Now that's just rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694632
I think the main problem with MB is the clusterfuck of genetics that would ensue

imagine this: A harpy boy and a mermaid fall in love. What do their children look like? Hybrids? Abominable mary sues? etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695447
Wait, I was thinking there were gonna be dragons and liches about. Are we operating within the limits of our reality? We'd only have things like bunnygirls, and dog girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695455
Stop. We don't need another shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694676
Wow. That makes it disgustingly selfish and malicious to even date a MG with that scenario.

It'd be no problem to become a paladin if that were the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695453
>rude

And you're not? Always bitching about Dark Priests, maybe I should modify the curse a bit. On your left eye you'll see your cousins junk. On your right, you'll see your parents fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695379
>A couple of onis start hooting. The manticores whistle.
>N-no, actually, um, we're not--
>"Yeah, sorry Tina, I lied."
>"We actually haven't even planned the wedding yet!"
>"Just taking time to enjoy being engaged, you know? No need to rush."
>Anita talks over Anon. A minotaur leans on the front entrance door, crossing her arms, watching. Anon tries to break free of her hand without being too conspicuous, but she just clutches harder and rubs her rough skin painfully on his own.
>"Anita, Anita, Anita. Always the joker. We gotta do something special for these love birds!"
>"Say, I got an old bike out back that I just finished working on. How's about you two take it for a spin? Go for a romantic ride."
>"Gee Tina, what a wonderful idea."
>"What do you think Anon?"
>I don't--
>"Ah, this thing looks brand new! Nice going."
>Well, we let's be on our way then.
>Anita straddles the bike, and turns back to look at you.
>"Future husband dearest? Aren't you coming? You're not gonna refuse such a favor, are you?"
>No...
>"Then hop on. Oh, and make sure to hug me from behind, real tight. It would suck if you just fell right off and broke your fragile humie bones, wouldn't it? But don't worry. I've ridden bikes a couple times before."
>You hang on for dear life as Anita goes for a joyride, blasting through stop signs and red lights. Eventually the oni bikers following you split off, leaving you two to cruise alone.
>The sun's gone down. You stop under a street lamp.
>"You played along pretty well there, my future husband."
>Anita, we're not... getting married...
>"Course not, I'm just fuckin' with ya."
>"But you know, the girls are gonna be REAL disappointed if they find out. Best just to keep the charade up a while longer, right?"
>"So, hey."
>She reaches into the pocket of her leather jacket and pulls out a small finger-sized earring.
>"Would you marry me?"
>"Just for temporary, of course."
>"You stick with me for a while, you'll have all the fun you want."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695475
Do you need to take a nap sir? you seem a bit irritable.

[Anonymous No.]

7.4 meters 334 kgs?

I don't think princess carry is an Option here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695479
If this guy us such a doormat he'd let some MG he doesn't even like bully him to the altar, he deserves to die. I hate people like this.

Grow some balls, tell her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695486
Are you someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695494
You want to declare yourself a single male while still in hearing distance of a room full of onis and manticore? Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695502
No.

It just seems like you need a nice nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695503
I hate pushy girls like her. What kind of loser just lets themselves be dragged around by someone they don't like?

Besides, we're on the bike, well away from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695509
>>12695509
Then my point stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695520
You know what? I'm gonna go to bed because I'm tired.

But I'll leave you with this.
Dark Priests are worse than Ushi's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
Front seat, for the bro teacher and ryu and wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Do i wanna write Jinko muscle fetish, shenanigans in the MGC porn industry, or suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695490
She holds most of her body up as it is a snake tail. you can both play pretend with her human body in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695526
Shenanigans, delicious suffering was had with danuki, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695494
>No, look, um, you can't, d-do this to me. I'm not g-gonna let you bully me anymore. This isn't high school. You can't do this.
>I-I don't really like you, and I never did and--
>"Aw, relax my little humie. Never my intention to hurt. Sometimes I go a little overboard sometimes, my bad."
>She slides the earring back in her pocket.
>"Just a joke."
>She looks away, backing out of the street light.
>"I was just... having fun."
>"Tell you what, let me drop you home. It was mean of me to string you along, huh? Let me at least drop you home."
>The ride back to your house is quiet. She seems to drive better.
>"You know Anon, it was really a funny thing running into you today. Really got me, seeing an old friend. Even if you never really were my friend."
>"Did you know I'm at that strip mall every day? Yeah, I work in the shitty drug store right where I ran into you. Boss is a total cuntlicker."
>"I mean, fuck, you know I don't got cash to get a degree. My old lady is on me too."
>"So today, I'm like, 'Fuck that noise, seriously'. Was gonna quit, tell that furry bitch to go eat herself out. Then after that? Go fuck off somewhere, do something, anything, use my connections to get a job somewhere else. Which is hard when that biker bitch is the only friend you got."
>"Real fucking pity party mood I was in. No bullshitting."
>"But then here comes Anon."
>"And I'm like, here's this kid I've been bullying the shit out of for the past four years of my life. And he's still around his old town, never moved on from high school. Probably still sitting around, jacking off."
>"And somehow, he's making it. He's around. He's doing his thing."
>"I wonder what this kid's up to? I wonder if he's found out what's gonna make him happy? I wonder if he's got it all down, somehow?"
>You were pulling up to your driveway.
>"Then the old urges kicked in. I was having a shit day."
>"Still, somehow. Thanks for being around."
>"If you never wanna talk to me again, I get it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695545
>Guilt tripping
I would've accepted the ring just as a joke when she offered so I could admit in the long run that I actually loved her from the very beginning, and if she wanted to actually get married she could've just asked.
But since that one Anon wants things to be like this, then alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695545
Don't get roped in. No doubt she's a thug, let her lie in the bed she's made. Say your goodbyes, not a glimmer of sympathy.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish that Tanuki story involved a paladin blessed by the goddess Not Ilias to be unable to feel sexual pleasure.

>"You've sought to ruin my life little Tanuki, make me poorer than I was, turn my friends against me, and put me in a indebted position to you."
>"You've accomplished your goal, but instead I offer you this, if you can remove this blessed curse of mine I'll marry you without question."
>The confident Tanuki takes a puff from her pipe before giving a smug and confident reply
>"See you in a few weeks."
>The Paladin's misfortunes dissipated immediately
>A few months later the Tanuki returned, clothing in tatters, her attitude wholly changed
>The Paladin's request wasn't an attempt at removing the curse, but a clever trick to trap the Tanuki in her own game
>Her wealth gone, dignity destroyed, she returned to beg him for marriage
>In a reversal of positions, he gives her his own set of choices
>Paladin Anon now has a Tanuki Packmule

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695521
You must be tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695545
Shit. I know too many people in her situation. Although I can't marry right now, I'd offer to guide her in the right direction.

I dont like burned bridges. I'd mend this one, but I dont think I'd commit marriage to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695561
And we never heard from that Anon ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695526
Jinko pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695561
Unfortunately I'm not.

Fucking can't get to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695526
Jinko muscle fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695563
I wish. That guy's such a tool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695526
Jinko MF

[Anonymous No.]

Comedy
Always comedy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695005
Didn't KC already do that when he said that incubi adopt traits from their monster waifus with time?

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to you guys I had the weirdest dream last night.

I am in my room in my recliner typing on my keyboard using my 42 inch tv monitor when a fox MG comes in and sits on my lap.

She then does the lewdest thing ever
She reaches out and grabs my hand and holds it
Then it gets weird...
She ends up grabbing my other hand and holds it too, Yeah I know its a dream, it somehow works.
then came the good part
She snuggles into me and ...then

I wake up .

Thanks /MGG I am turning vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695569
Go out to the pharmacy and grab some melatonin.

Then listen to some music to calm yourself down before going to bed, you know, maybe something like...

Sea Shanties

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695569
Watch aria the animation or one of the 3 seasons .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695558
>I'm going.
>"Alright. Sorry for tonight, I guess."
>She drives off. You go home.
>A few months pass. One day you're shitposting on your favorite forum as usual when Mom asks you to head down to the drugstore and get her her constipation pills.
>You get the goods and see Anita again, registering the weresheep ahead of you. You stride up to the register confidently and hand her the pills without saying a word to her.
>"Alright. That'll be XX.99. Would you like a bag for that."
>Anita stares ahead of her at the ground behind you.
>"Thank you for shopping with us. Please consider signing up for a gold membership."
>"...Anita?"
>A lizardman steps out from the staff door.
>"Hey, I'm doing registers now."
>"Thanks."
>Anita heads out back. You just stand looking after her.
>You make a stop at the hobby shop next door. When you're heading out you can see the sharkgirl leaning out front, smoking leisurely.
>You walk past her to your car. Neither of you say anything.
>You see her almost every time after that, always working the register. The same dead-eyed look. The same register. Still asking if you want the gold membership.
>One day you decide to set your groceries aside and sit on the bench at the store front. Just sitting, staring at the empty parking lots.
>You turn your head expectantly every time someone walks out. Eventually one of those people is Anita, who wordlessly takes a seat next to you.
>It begins to drizzle lightly. A mouse girl mother and her child are making a dash for their minivan.
>"...Hey."
>"Hey Anon."
>That was the first time she called you Anon.
>"Um, what's up?"
>"Same shit as usual."
>"I, I see."
>You sit in silence. She yawns, stretches out a little, scratches.
>"How's, um, Tina?"
>"Fine."
>"How's you're mother?"
>"Living."
>After a while Anita stands up. She hasn't smoked. You stand up a few minutes later. You say nothing.
>"You doing ok, Anon?"
>Yeah.
>"Good."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695621
or one of the good MG /demon animes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695005
>>12695593
Both Long-time Incubi with a few traits of their waifu, and full-blown MBs have been addressed in the MGE.

KC has also stated that he's never actually going to draw either sort of character. It's the Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Incubi and Temp-MBs exist, no pictures, end of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695636
>full-blown MBs have been addressed in the MGE.
Really? Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>Tell anon to go to pharmacy
>Shark Anon has a sudden pharmacy visit

T-That's not spooky at all or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695624
Well.
That's fourteen kinds of awkward.

...ask her out for a small, quick dinner...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695624
Well, that's that, now go get yourself an MG worth keeping, like a holst. Or hit on the lizardman in the pharmacy cause fuck you anita.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695541
I know. I wrote the tanuki one. But I can go harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695640
In a Q&A. He said that among the many developments of the Sabbath, one might find a potion or some such that would temporarily turn one into a full-out MB. But, it's the MGE, so he's not going to actually ever draw any in it.

This is the same explanation he offered when asked about futanari.

So of course, there's the argument that it's just a default explanation he's using to shut up people interested in that kind of thing, and that it's not really canon, Death of the Author and all that.

For those who look for something more "Official", I ponder that they might get mentioned in the Sabbath Book set for a future release. If they're not included though, well, right back to "DotA, non-canon, etc."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695644
Dude, don't fuck it up. We just got away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695559
tfw no sphinx packmule

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695654
Okay, bring on the tears, what do you have in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695640
No, no, what he's saying is that the general issue of whether or not they exist in the setting has been addressed, in other words already discussed.

The answer is obviously there are none. Only incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695657
B-But she looks so sad! So pathetic! We should at least get her coffee...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695655
>Potion
>Temporary
That's... actually pretty okay. Everyone gets their day, only the autists are pissed and it makes perfect sense in-setting. I want to say "Sasuga, KC," but his world patches as it were often piss me off.

>>12695662
And this is what the thread canon is going to be regardless. No issues. Futanari really should stand to destroy the off-balance he set up by making all the monsters female unless the futa are sterile, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695490
Sounds like you lack resolve anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695663
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695663
No, stop trying to save everyone, especially those who give you shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695665
This is old news. Monsterboys and futa didn't stop being unwelcome because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695644
>You clear your throat.
>"...So."
>Anita's started talking, back facing you.
>"You uh, around here much?"
>This doesn't seem like a dumb question to either of you.
>Sometimes.
>"I got work." She thumbs back at the store window.
>Yeah.
>"...See you around?"
>Sure.
>She goes back inside.
>A couple weeks later, you're back. No errands this time, just walking around the strip mall.
>You take a casual stroll past the drugstore, looking inside. Then walking to the other side of the strip mall. Then back to the drugstore. Then back to the other side of the strip mall.
>Finally the sharkgirl comes out. You can see her from the bench you're sitting on across the parking lot.
>She's looking in your direction but you're not sure if she noticed you. Finally she disappears back inside. You decide to head back home, it's getting dark and snow's starting.
>Later at night, the doorbell rings.
>It's Anita.
>"Hey, uh. Sorry for barging in like this. Just happened to be around, you know."
>Come in.
>"No uh, I gotta do something."
>Oh.
>"Listen, do you wanna like, grab a bite to eat or something? I mean, anytime, sometime I mean. I'd pay. You don't gotta worry about that."
>Uh, sure. Yeah.
>She responds quickly.
>"So how about Friday? At the sea food place across the Quick Shop?"
>...Yeah, I guess that' ok.
>"Really?"
>Yeah.
>"I could, like, pick you up. At six. If that's ok."
>It's fine.
>She turns around and walks off. You don't see any cars parked in your driveway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695676
>This is old news
Huh. Either I missed it or somehow ignored it then.

>Monsterboys and futa didn't stop being unwelcome because of it.
I wouldn't expect them to be and that's fine. The people that champion those topics tend to be annoying as all hell anyway. Still, for those that personally want to enjoy those things it's not a bad setup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695692
Well. Still totally awkward. Wish I could stay awake to see where this goes, but I've got an early shift and need sleep.

So I'll just say...try and find out why exactly she seems so broken up lately?

[Anonymous No.]

Doctor here.
The procedure was a success, though there was understandable complications. The question now, is who would read a transcript of the surgery. I didn't think I would actually write this out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695701
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695701
Stop being an attention whore and bust, or shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695708
Bitch-kun no bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

Mbs may or may not exist , just not in this thread.

i

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695713
I can't read this and not think of Dora the Explorer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695733
That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695736
Oh. Well, good. I am the part of the jokes! I make laugh, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695674
>Stop trying to save everyone

That...hurt.

I wish I had some Reese's to cheer me up but they're all gone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695740
What are you, some sort of Wurm? Where's your Welsh accent?
All of the Wurms here are supposed to speak with a Welsh accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693630
>>12693902

I read these... And I'm sorry...
But I can only imagine a MG talking and acting like Johnny Bravo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695692
>Friday. Mom's out at a friend's. You hear the roar of a motorcycle and peek out the shades to see Anita, slowing to a halt in front of your garage. You watch as she approaches your door. She stands in front of it for a few minutes without doing anything. Then she presses the doorbell.
>"Hey."
>Hey.
>You don't say anything as you walk up to her bike. You just follow her lead and wrap your arms around here when she tells you to hold on. She's wearing a thick jacket, so you don't have to press up against her rough skin.
>The restaurant was one of those cheap chains that probably reused the same oil for everything they cooked. You order some crappy fish pasta at random while she orders the same. She has her head turned away for most of the meal, intensely interested in the tile patterns on the wall.
>"You uh, want desert?" She briefly makes eye contact with you.
>"No thanks."
>"Sorry if I... Maybe we should've tried something else."
>No, it's fine.
>"Ok."
>You're back in the parking lot again.
>"Thanks for... coming out with me."
>No problem.
>"You know I... well, shit. You know. I'm sorry."
>For what?
>"Everything, I guess."
>She straddled the bike without turning the ignition. Without thinking you sit behind her, your back to hers. She hunches over the handlebars, supporting your weight, allowing you to sit back.
>It was cold.
>"So I'm moving away."
>You say nothing.
>"My old man's in the hospital, and Ma wanted to get some place close to him. They been divorced a few years." She coughed.
>"So I quit my job, said so long to that furry shit heel."
>You're not sure whether to congratulate her.
>"I sorta hate this place. Been here my whole life. And I sorta like a lot too, I guess. Met Tina here. Real bitch back then too. She left a couple months ago."
>"And... thought I just, you know. Say my good byes and shit. Even though, you know, maybe you don't like me much. Sorry."
>"Just wanted to see you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695743
What? When did this-a happen? And after all that-a time I spent a-practicing my Spanish-a accent. Mama Miia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695748
Imagine a MG saying:
>"Whoa mamma!"
>"Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling."
>"If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695752
I'm more interested in seeing one screaming for her papa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695757
How about cleaning up a bootcamp with nitroglycerin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695752
Lets not, and pretend you never said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695763
>not liking Johnny Bravo quotes
This is a new low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695763
Are you really telling me you wouldn't watch Janny Bravo? Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695750
At least she said sorry. Much better than my older brother who beat the shit out of me for half of my life. I'd accept that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695763
I forgot to add
weakbait.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, American tv show got it.
I have not seen it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695773
a GREAT show, just like Courage or Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694462
Whenever I was in a LAN game, and playing as the Zerg, I'd always turn up the sound and speakers. They just sound so disgusting. It's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695777
Great way to troll the dragon wife when she lays her eggs, right when it is close for them to hatch, play a recording of that at loud volume and then scream

Would she kill you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695798
I tried that one.
I miss my legs...

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, doesn't Miia have a Navel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695803
No, she has a thorax.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you given your waifu and/or daughteru pets tonight?
Go do it now.
I don't care what they are.
Post what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695809
They aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695809
I already have though, I'm even "petting" my waifu right now.

[Anonymous No.]

See, its in the manga, navel
this means live birth, not egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695809

> Headpatting Arachnotaur

I'm a believer not insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695809
Lotsa of ear and tail attention was given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695813
Or she lays a single egg through her womb, because biology is whack in MG world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695815
1.7 meters tall

wait

She is only 5 foot 5 inches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695741

Not the same guy, but I guess I don't see the point in not trying to help them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695815
I would be a bit worried about where the fangs are on that spider myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695820
I bet she has a short temper, and a low self esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695490
24 and 1/4th foot long
736+ lbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695820

What, you thought the fluffy Ushi Oni of doom would be bigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695820
According to google, 177 cm is 5 feet 9 11/16 inches

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695826
Not with that flavor text.

Just give her a lot of pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695832
But petting her might set her off, since she's so short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695830
67 inches
divide that by 12
5 foot 5 and some

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695834
Alright then, how about giving her a nice big welcoming hug then?

My captcha is 'rugship valances'

Tonight on the uss rugship valances the motley crew....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695838
There aren't 10 inches to a foot bro. Also, google has an automatic feet and inches conversion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695830
No, i made a mistake you are correct, i typed in 1.7 meters

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a soft Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695853
Do you mean fat? No.
Mid-bulk? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695853
i would a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695824

Love bites, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695845
>USS Rugship
I want to see a story of a whole ship of navy guys sinking to the abyss, falling in love with Mermaids and Scylla, and live in their new underwater house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695863
And they paint the submarine yellow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695869
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695861
Hopefully it's not killing bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695870
Actually they paint it pink.

Know why?

it's long, hard, and full of seamen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695874
Wouldn't they paint it a peach color, excluding the tip, which is purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695872
Look, Man up, go over, talk to her. whats the worse that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695877
>the tip, which is purple?
Go to the hospital, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695877
if the tip was purple it would need some serious attention as that is not normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695879
Seriously, she is watching us as we are talking about her , so get over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695879
Permanent paralysis in which she wraps me in silk and milks me once a day while putting nutrients and more paralyzing venom in at the same time to keep me alive.
You know, marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695881
My tip isn't purple...

>>12695882
I know, I just had a brain fart.

[Definitely not Arachnotaur No.]

>>12695879

I... I mean She gets up, pins y-me to the floor, looks me straight in the eye, and asks in a cute stutter whether I want to watch "This Old House" with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695886
You forgot debt and kids

[Analmouse No.]

>>12695889
Mention you love hardwood floors to her.
Trust me on that one!

[Analmouse No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Who would you rather hang out with?
A Dragon girl who owns a bakery?
A group of Kistune doing Jackass tier stunts and bullshit?
An Ushi Oni trying to play Megaman without destroying her keyboard?
Or an Anubis who just got her hands on a trailer full of legos?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Dowman Sayman Oni?
A catgirl?
Not a dog-girl, never a dog-girl.
What about a witch? A zombie witch? A Frankenstein-Saber-Clone-Used-To-Be-A-Witch?

Which witch?

Dowman makes great Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695919
>Bakery
I already want to marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695919
Why is that Ushi Oni playing the worst Megaman ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695919
I want dragon cookies!
Or cake.
Whatever she's baking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695929
The first one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695929
Emus, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695930
She wants to put a special type of bun in her oven, but she needs help.
Do you help her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695919
Bakery dragon. Options 2 and 3 are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695930
She's baking diamonds.
>But you can't bake d-
Yes you can, with the proper equipment! Shut up and go fetch some more carbon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695931
>>12695933
http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Mega_Man_%28PC%29

This one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695939
>But Dragon-waifu... I'M CARBON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695940
She's using an emulator, not playing that abortion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695940
Wait, wh--

What is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695935
Well, if she needs help I don't see why not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695944
A megaman game with only three robot masters and not music. That's what. Also one of the worst games I can remember from my childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695942
Carbon, oxygen, hydrogen and a number of other impurites. Besides, her greatest treasure isn't fit to make lesser treasures out of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695951
Why is this a thing?
Who thought this was a good idea?
The guys who did fucking Action 52?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695956
It was Sakamoto, the guy behind 911, and that one game designing douche who made Heavy Rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695951
I bet Wily was only level and one boss fight in a row too.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody got a link for the manga of this yandere kitsune girl?
>>12694295
>>12694301
I've lost it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694387
Allison, after my grandmother
joke's on you I already had the name picked for my firstborn daughter and son

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695972
As do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695970

It's on imgur, i'll try and find the link

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a good cook and I just want to cook a nice meal for my MG waifu.

>Tfw my MG waifu is an Undead type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695979
Could be worse.
I'm sure she could eat, she'd just have to throw it back up later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695979
Sounds like you're going to have to spend months seasoning your spirit energy with a balanced diet while repeatedly slow cooking yourself in the gym. Sucks, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695970

Here's the original link

http://imgur.com/a/wpM0W

But it didn't contain the doujin so i uploaded it here:

http://imgur.com/a/KnDHJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695982

Damn. Gonna have to go with something salt-free so my heart doesn't explode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695979
That's the best part of it though.

You get to make spooky things like eyeball stew or bat smoothies.

>>12695984
Thanks, appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695985
Not literally season- you know what? Try it. See if that actually does anything. You know, for science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695984
This seems worth my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695991
I wish there was a sequel or something.

Or I guess a prequel with his grandfather.

Makes me wish there was some shrine hidden in the woods where a Monster Girl lives and doesn't allow any visitors to leave. The best fear boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695993
>can't leave
Hotel California with Yuki Onna and Kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>You wake up one afternoon, still feeling sick from that fever you caught after trying to run all the way home in the rain a few days back
>Your mother woke you up, telling you that some friends from school came to see you
>You feel some relief, thinking your buddies have come to make sure you’re well
>Maybe provide some of those magazines while they’re at it
>You sit up, ready to welcome the guys into your humble abode
>Until you hear, “Anon? Are you here?”
>From the voice of your friend Petra
>And she's brought friends with her
>An Anubis, a Kikimora, and an Alraune--all dressed in rather formal attire
>Oh dear
>"Anon! I heard you were sick, and I came to see you."
"Ah, thank you," you tell her. "But who are..." you say, gesturing to the three girls behind her
>"Oh, these are my friends."
>They look more like servants to you, to be honest
"It's good to meet you all. Sorry I'm not in--" you begin to say, interrupted by another coughing fit
>"Shall I prepare some tea for the boy, my Lady?" asks the Alraune
>"Yes, please do, Rosemary."
>The Alraune takes her leave
"Please, you don't have to do that."
>"No, Anon," says Petra. "I came all this way because I heard you had a fever. Please, let me help you get better, okay?"
>You couldn't very well say no to the face she was making
>That kind look of concern she's giving you
>You give her a small smile and accept her help
>"Anne, will you please help me with preparing dinner," Petra asks the Anubis, who you only now notice is carrying a grocery bag in each hand
>"Yes, my Lady."
>"Mercedes, please keep Anon company, will you?"
>"Yes, my Lady."
>And so, Petra heads back downstairs with her servant
>Leaving you and the Kikimora together
>She just sort of looks at you, smiling, eyes closed
>You notice she too is holding a small bag in her hands
>With what appear to be--
>...Seriously?
>"Ufufu~...Lady Petra did say she was seeing a boy today. I thought you would want these to keep you company."
>Of course...they're magazines

[Anonymous No.]

So, how do you guys feel that two monstergirl hentai are coming out next month?

Muscle Oni http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=833750&gc=gc

and

Kitsune
http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=835668

Plus first episode of Rance and a few other good ones. December is going to be a great month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696002
I feel hungry, and want some bacon cheddar wedges, pizza, and a slushie to wash it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695994
Pretty much.

You'd try to escape at night, but the trees would appear to shift and you'd feel like you're running around in circles.

Eventually you'd collapse. Then look up to see her eyes glowing in the darkness. You'd lose consciousness and wake up back in the shrine, in the early morning.

She would then tell you about a little mouse that tried to leave it's new home and how if it were to do it again it would need to be punished. She'd give you tea to drink, but you're not very thirsty all of a sudden.

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>>12695997
>Mercedes.
>Kikimora.

Her parents have a sick sense of humour, or just no naming sense.

Also does the alarune have an older sister Sage?
and a lilyrune imouto by the name "Parsley 'n' Thyme"?

Also, also:
>getting a fever from running in rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696016
The guy's obviously Japanese.
Once he has a cold, he'll be bed ridden for weeks and have a 80% mortality rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696022
You know, like in the Chinese cartoons.
How many times can I get away with that shit before I can't anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696023
I can't answer that myself.
I wonder if monsters from Zipangu suffer the same debilitation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696002

Oh shit! This girl's coming back? I know the artist's subject material doesn't really hit the note for me, they got kinda sadistic or something with it. But I like her design. She looks like a calm, laid back Oni/Ogre. I like that.

I like the ide

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696045

*idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696022
I got a Japanese cold once. 2 weeks of blocked sinuses. It was summer too, truly, no one is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695984
Now I feel sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you breach her gate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696182
Depends, will the song from the Sword of The Stranger Sakuga play while I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696213
Sure, if you bring a stereo with the song on it.

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>>12696182
>>12696220
I don't know what it is about giant girls like this. Colossus girls too. I'm not interested in them much, but everything I see about them is just utterly adorable to me. It makes me want to be able to do repairs on a blushing jaeger-girl, and things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696220
I'd enter her temple, if you knw what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696247
I certainly know what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693585
This is quite an impressive list. Much appreciated!

[Anonymous No.]

Soooo Panda and new buttons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326

That looks great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326

Said new buttons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696347
Buttons have been out for a while.
Wish he'd draw a full image for that new Harpy design there.

>>12696326
A PANDA?!

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>>12696326
Can we make Jack Black jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
>No black rings around here eyes
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
Yes! I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

Guy who wrote the Tanuki story that made everybody mad here.

Think I might write an epilogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
Why do all these China monsters have such exquisite breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696402
>Tanuki story that made everybody mad
Which one was that again? The arena CYOA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696356
If you don't, I will be a sad panda

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
She could work my bamboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696002
>first episode of Rance

Rance needs more monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696407

No, this one.

>>12694070
>>12694075
>>12694151
>>12694248
>>12694250

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696412
Oh, okay. I was thinking of something older.
With Tanukis, you...?

Also go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
Big. Meaty. Paws.

[Anonymous No.]

warosu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696441
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
Please don't be rapebait like the Hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696447
she probably is a fucking couch potato, doesn't mind you fucking her, but she won't put much effort into it. Just sit there, watching Law and Order: Shota Squad while you pump away, absentmindedly chewing on bamboo while you frantically slam your hips into that big fluffy couch potato ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696402
>everybody

You're not gonna puss out and give in to sunshinefags, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696450
probably wears grey sweatpants at home, not the sexy ones with "JUICY" written on the ass, but the baggy shits from walmart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695713

>le bitch kun meme

He's been teasing for hours with nothing to show for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696447
I'd be willing to bet most monsters from the continent, i.e. China, will be some sort of rape bait.

I have zero problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696002
They're gonna animate the shota castration scene, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696450

I wonder how she'd react to an unmotivated man who'd be just as lazy as her, wanting to do nothing but lie down and sleep all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
I wonder are they the laziest MGs alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696347
You got buttons 1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
We're probably going to get a chinese dragon soon, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696468
probably do the same as real pandas, you'd just sit around eating snacks with panda waifu, not fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696469
Those are not the sloth girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696465
Who does it? And why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696450
>Just sit there, watching Law and Order: Shota Squad while you pump away, absentmindedly chewing on bamboo while you frantically slam your hips into that big fluffy couch potato ass.
YES YES YES YES YES

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>>12696469
One of the little-mentioned aspects of the Matango is that she's Dormouse-esque rape-bait. You fuck them while they're sleeping, and when they get your 'nutrition' they briefly wake up.
...that being said, Dormouse herself is clearly laziest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696488
goddamnit, I hate matangos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
I wish to join the panda breeding programme

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696503
>>12696326
I want to have lazy sex with both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696474
Isn't the Ryu already supposed to cover the snake-like eastern dragon niche?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696515
The Ryu is the japanese one I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696503
>nobody wants a Panda waifu because they just snack and lounge all day
>they're too lazy to even rape anyone
I'd set up a Panda brothel where clients get to gangbang the girls while they laze around eating all the bamboo they want.I'd even go last myself each day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696515
She's a Japanese dragon, while KC's doing Chinese things now.
I mean, I don't know the fucking difference, but I assume to people that live there, there is actually a distinction between the two types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696524
>some guy gets pandawaifu
>is trying to tell her about important shit with bills and expenses
>takes bamboo away
>Panda is still a bear
>husband goes to hospital
>she says sorry, still munching bamboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696450
>Have a Hol and Panda wives
>Life the soft life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696537
soft life, knigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696537
>bigamy
As expected of soft plebs. Hard 4 lyfe yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696476

Sounds chill and cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696544
spoken like a true beta
>muh bigamy
Hathor don't care, in fact she encourages it so you produce more babbys, extra for helping to keep panda girls off the endangered species list

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696555
wonder what panda milk tastes like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696555
>NTR'ing your waifu
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696566
>NTRing
No I am giving both of them the same amount of love I give another.
Infinite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696544
Bigamy is good, though. More than one monster girl but you are actually able to take care of their necessities.

Now harems is something I don't like that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696569
So you would be okay if your waifu was also fucking another guy but fucking him equally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696573
Yes, it's a sexist double standard. Sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Durararax2
Get hyped for the best Dullahan ever

Also DogDays

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696575
I'm so triggered right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696573
Panda and Hol would be too lazy to find another man.
>'Hey, do you think we should go screw some other dude while Anon is off at work?'
>'That would require getting up and going outside.'
>'You're right.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696533

>she says sorry, still munching bamboo
This. Anon and pandawaifu black comedy sitcom when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696578
>Junketsu no Maria
I need to pick that series up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696585
>lazy couch potatoes ordering pizza and watching Shotas of our Lives and the monstergirl Price is Right.
>only interested in sex when anon comes home, even then, not that interested.
>all that fluffy softness and big ass and teetees dogpiling you and milking you relentlessly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696588
That woul be grand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696585
That's why pizza delivery exists
They can get pizza and a guy to rape by not getting up

Fuck, pizza delivery guys are just basically prostitutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696585
>they phone one of those "for a good time call ###" numbers
>nobody they phone believes that two bored housewives want to fuck
>Why won't anyone come give us a good time?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696592
>>12696594

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696585
>>12696594
I don't like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696592
No they are so lazy the door has a pizza slot with a special made roomba the brings the pizza to them as they sit.
CHECKOMATO DA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696594
>anon comes home
>hey gals, what's up?
>they look away, ashamed, and say nothing!
>Anon has to spank their big meaty asses as punishment for calling those numbers once he finds out
>>12696592
>Panda answers door naked to pizza guy
>he stutters "H-here's your pizza"
>thanks, she says, not seeming to care or notice that she's naked
>pizza guy prepares for rape
>she hands him a twenty and yells, "HEY BETSY, PIZZA'S HERE"
>Oh shit, double rape
>Panda thanks pizza guy and shuts door
>pizza guy thanks his lucky stars he wasn't raped again this shift

[Anonymous No.]

>Hol gets the extra cheese pizza while Panda girl gets the veggie special with bamboo slices

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695145

Every time I see that fucking picture I associate it with that Waterworld kiss greentext from months ago. Fuck you, and the seahorse you rode in on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696607
>Panda loli childhood friend
>shota is bored at her house one day while she's munching on the bamboo again
>he slowly starts molesting her
>by the end of the day her vag and rectum are filled with his cum
>the next day at school she says that game is boring and she doesn't want to play it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Would and infantile Harpy have fuzzy down feathers? Because that sounds cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696683
Yes. Most baby birds do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696683
I'd love to nuzzle my downy daughteru in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695750
C-come back plz ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696588
>anon is at work again the next day
>its a friday
>holsty's manticore friend/dealer comes by
>betsy reassures meilin she's a chill friend
>manticore pulls out a packed bowl and starts smoking, passing it around
>panda gets next, who shrugs and is about to try for her first time
>holsty pipes in
>"uh, are you sure that's a good idea, meilin?"
>manticore laughs
>"hey, what's the worst thay could happen? She's a panda"
>holsty shrugs
>hours pass, anon comes home from work
>the house is cleaned spotless
>everything is straightened out and in order
>meilin is running around the house dusting things off in dish gloves and an apron
>wearing nothing else but that
>"welcome home anon! dinner will be ready soon!"
>holsty and manticore are still locked on the couch, half stunned, half laughing

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/JWlvJBB.jpg

>You will never do this to your Panda girl/Tanuki GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696683
Ived hatched and bred baby lovebirds before. Adorable but fickle little things.

They look like fuzzballs for a while then the feathers come in nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696578
>shinmai maou no testament

Hey, I guess if I ever wanted to watch an /mgt/ flavored show, now I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696683

>You'll never have a comfy nap with your daughteru on your lap in the evening after a long day at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696720
Don't lovebirds have a reputation as psychotic little bastards? I hear they're up there with geese, but at least geeze don't go around killing things. Just maiming them. Not sure which is worse, really....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
>paws
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696758
Yup.
but some rare instances i have gotten babylovebirds who are laxed around strangers. Some of them try to feed people. God awful mess.

But most of them are assholes, hell anything originating from africa is assholes including hunanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696524
>going last when she's full of other guys' cum
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696777
>You will never be molested by a yandere Lovebird Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
So the Mist Continent is the land of monster girls that will beat the shit out of you?
First Jinko, then Hinezumi, now this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696783
Bigamy is inherently shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696784
>Yandere
That describes my old lovebird well, she was sweet and adorable, but when someone new came over she would bite the crap out of me for not looking at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696789

It's not much better than only loving waifus based on their race and physical appearance.

Welcome to /mgt/, where we indulge in selfish fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696784
Oh god fuck no.

Well they have interesting plumage and every single species of lovebirds have different language.
you got your peach faces, masked,fischers, lillians.

Lots of fully fledged colorful yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696799
But unlike other yanderes they actually like your family, at least in my experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696799
All birds are yandere for their owners. In their minds owners are their one true friends and even lovers in some cases and anyone who gets close to their owner is a fucking bitch who wants to hurt him.

The bigger and more intelligent the bird, the more yander and possessive and clingy they become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
Why does she have two sets of eyebrows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696799
What could go right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696789
How is that related to bigamy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696806
Nah, lovebird MGs would go after all your female relations like in >>12695984

At least that's what I can extrapolate given they tend to attack other pets, regardless of species

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
I will waifu her, become an Incubus, repopulate the Panda race single handedly, and torment her by petting her ears.

Then in a few hundred years I'll wake up to find I have my own set of fluffy ears attached to my regular humie body and she'll torment me back for my few centuries worth of playing with her's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696807
Would falcons, hawks, and potentially eagle harpies be top-tier in terms of avian yanderes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696810
Lord save you if you get a red factor lovebird harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696817
Nah you don't realize how stupidly vicious a lovebird can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696817
>Hey anon, I saw that you talking to that slut secretary at work
>what? I work with her, and we work on the 43rd floor.
>yeah I missed you so I flew outside your building for a while watching you
>and don't worry about that slut secretary
>next day, Susan quit her job after getting her face clawed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696817
Lovebirds go for spinal cord severing and known artery dense limbs.

They go down fighting even spite their predators by wounding them to the point that they may never hunt effectively again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696817

What these guys said

>>12696820
>>12696827

Basically we're not talking lite yandere, like stalking and obsession. We're talking real yandere, like serial killer tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
>>12695237
I feel like greentexting this, anyone up for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696830
>yandere, like stalking and obsession
Are there any avians that meet that criteria? The only thing that comes to mind are Canadian geese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696834
Sure. Just don't forget to add some warning tags at the top if you use any theremes that might ruffle some vanilla feathers, so we can preempt any shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696836

I was talking about lovebirds, and I think they were too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696783
'Cause the dick is specifically shaped to scoop out competing sperm. I'd fuck the slimy, slippery other dude semen right out of her and replace it with mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696787
So far it seems to be full of monstergirls that aren't interested in sexing you.
Jinko's po-faced except in mating season, Hinezumi's po-faced *always* and the best you can do is get her to lie there timidly while you rape her after beating her up, Youko's a bourgeoise golddigger, and Renxiongmao will no doubt be an apathetic sloth who doesn't attack but just sits there and passively takes D.
I fucking hate Mist Continent already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696830
Shrike Harpy when?
>come home to find the yard littered with the still-living impaled bodies of your female acquintances

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696817
I don't think birds of prey actually develop the same relationships with humans that cockatiels and lovebirds and amazons and macaws do.

I'd say a hawkgirl and eaglegirls would be cold femdom with a possessive streak like a dragon.

Owlgirls would be kuuderes with a sprinkle of yandere as they stalk you at night when you're not home.

Social birds of prey like the the harris's hawk would be deredere but extremely possessive of you and all the people she considers her "flock" with her being either dominant or submissive depending on how you treat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219

I'd go for the back seat. Never had any problems paying attention to classes from there anyway. Besides, being bros with an Oni and talking about manga and imageboards with the Oomukade seem like a good bonus.

>can get away with sleeping off in class if you feel the need

You got a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696837
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696834
Only if you go with the secret seat.

Which I assume is basically the middle of the classroom since everyone would be able to pester you at that point.

>Backseat Oni throwing paper airplane letters
>Front seaters looking back and bothering you while the teacher is looking away
>Anubis telling you and others to focus on class

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696834
As the guy who wrote the choices, go ahead.

It's always fun to see things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696852
> Anon suggests doing something to help avoid drama
> "Clearly this is to cause drama."

Also

>Accusation statement which itself likely stir up drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696846
the blue jay harpy divebombs you and rapes the shit out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696722
>/mgt/ flavored
There's, what- one very humanoid succubus, and a horned demoness? Isn't that about as far as it goes?

I'm not sure how I feel about watching a show whose main character is named 'Basara Toujo'

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12696503

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696858
Crow Harpy builds an elaborate trap to immobilize you for rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696856
>>12696852
>>12696837

Stop. The thread's chill and quiet, don't ruin the mood.

>>12696834

Go ahead, if people start bitching, just pastebin your work later and continue from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696847
Is it possible that Harpies are more yandere than Lamias? I honestly wouldn't mind if the Shirohebi had an airborne equivalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696861
Well, she's at least at Polt levels of cheesy isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696864
Yes, based on their monogamy, territorial behavior, and feeding habits when it comes to mates. And fighting with reckless abandon even amoung non predatorial bird species.

Birds are vicious assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696868
>Birds are vicious assholes.
And they will fucking murder you if you threaten their kids. Sounds like a perfect yan mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
I'm not sure why but I had this weird ass idea.

I'm sure everyone remembers that one "cow" doujin with the headband trick that made them look like "human girls" and all it's zany shenanigans.

Imagine that doujin, but instead of a cow girl, it's a panda girl. Like some kind of insane Panda repopulation scheme.

Moo?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12696866
In Hitomi, you're either cheesy or normalish.

She's mid range cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696872
"Taropun Milk Party", maybe?
It was bretty gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696879
>Taropun Milk Party
That was mediocre honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696879
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696879
Japanese farms benefit from insane subsidies and import tariffs (sometimes upwards of 800%+). If MGs were a real thing, being a Japanese dairy farmer would be a quick path to both huge wealth and a huge harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696887
It makes more sense if you've read it.
In the doujin everyone acts as though she's a regular dairy cow even though she looks like that.
Then the MC gets a human-ear headband that covers her cow ears and suddenly "Oh shit the cow turned into a qt"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694178
Keep in mind the four tails.
They can be mid-rank or on par with the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696896
>In the doujin everyone acts as though she's a regular dairy cow even though she looks like that.
She looks like what? A cow? You're not making any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696911
Basically she's treated as if she's a cow. Not a servant, or even a slave, but just a regular old animal. Yes, people aren't even sexually attracted to them any more than real cows (despite the bewbage and bikini). But once the protag puts on the fake human ears and hides the cow ears, suddenly he sees her as a busty bikini babe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696853
I'm actually the guy who chose the backseat originally, so I have no intentions of taking middle seat's thunder. Anyway

>It's last period
>You're dozing in class, as usual
>Not that it matters much, you've always had a knack for history and have a solid A in the class
>The Tengu teach doesn't care much for your attitude, though
>Or your friend's attitudes, for that matter
>Your mind drifts lazily as the teach drones on, when you feel a sharp nudge in your side
>"Hey, Anton, eye's open, Ms. Beeker's about to call for hands."
>Your red oni friend, Sherry, has always had your back, since grade school
>You sit up, and look towards the front, making eye contact with the teach
>"Anton, have you been paying attention?"
>You respond with a yes, and stifle a yawn.
>"Good, then can you tell me which major city was burned to the ground in the later years of the Tokugawa Shogunate?"
>You feel a poke in your other side, followed by an almost inaudible whisper
>"Starts with a K, you know this."
>Your oomukade friend, Angie, has also had your back since grade school
>The gears in your head make one turn, and you have your answer
>It's Kyoto, ma'am
>Ms. Beeker frowns slightly, and you can hear Sherry trying to stifle a chuckle
>"That's correct, Anton." The tengu says, and continues asking questions to your classmates
>"Whew, that was close. So, are you coming to my game tonight?" Sherry asks you quietly
>Of course you are, you're in pep band with Angie, you kinda have to
>You see the beginnings of a frown on Sherry's face, and you quickly say that even if you weren't in pep band you'd still go
>The red oni gives you a toothy grin

Shall I go on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696859
I meant less regarding the girls themselves and more about the scenario, which just screams /mgt/ greentext

>Hey son, I remarried to a succubutt!
>Hope you like your demonic step-sisters, they're moving in today!
>Now get along, your new mother and I are going somewhere fancy for the honeymoon
>See you in a year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696936

You have my attention. I wonder what kind of conflict this'll have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696922
>Basically she's treated as if she's a cow.
But... she's a cow?

>once the protag puts on the fake human ears and hides the cow ears, suddenly he sees her as a busty bikini babe.
So the ears are magical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696952
Anon I think they're trying to bait us into talking about beastiality.

They can't just put two pictures of cows next to each other and pretend that one is a pretty girl just because it's from japan.

Pic not related, just some random dude from google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696844

Is there a site with the reuploaded profiles? Since I don't recall Youko ever being from anywhere but Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696936
I'm intrigued anon, you may proceed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696955
What a fine, smartly suited gentleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694003
Not for me

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never tenderly massage the tsun out of a Medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697014
beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697022

The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693464
Not the guy you're arguing with, but I would say that a smart vampire is more wealthy and powerful than a dragon. A dragon only has what she owns. A vampire has what her thrall owns. Imagine if a dragon tries to bribe a ton with money to get something only to find that the vamp which lives i a run down mausoleum, actually owns all the powerful and influential people in town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694010
source? Google search returns nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696936
>so I have no intentions of taking middle seat's thunder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697056

http://i.imgur.com/3zByNAV.jpg

The Last Decision, Kid Icarus doujin.

Includes lots of Tsundusa dickings and That voluptuous booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696936
>Later that night, you show up at the high school with Angie, the two of you donning your green and gold pep jerseys
>You join the rest of the pep band in the school gym on the bleachers, sax and sheet music in hand
>Angie sits next to you, emptying the spit valve in her trumpet into an empty pop bottle
>You still wonder how her venom doesn't corrode the instrument
>The thought leaves your mind as you see your band instructor, a Valkyrie by the name of Mrs. Leifson, hold up a small white board
>You flip through your sheet music, and arrange them in the order Mrs. Leifson wants
>Hey Ya, Stacy's Mom, We Will Rock You, and Crazy Train, seems pretty standard tonight
>As you're making your final adjustments tonyour sax, you feel a tap on your shoulder, opposite of Angie
>Glancing over, you see Sherry's parents seated across the aisle, her mother Samantha waving at you
>You grin and wave back, before hearing Mrs. Leifson tap her baton against the bleacher railing
>Looks like it's time to start

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697069
Tsuncake is the best tsun.

[Anonymous No.]

So guys who the fuck is CommercialAnon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697111
Creator of the "Bitch-kun" bogeyman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694569
No bbetter end would be a Kitsune nobelaldy picking you up to bbe her servant and then slowly rewriting your memories, using her magic, so that you are convinced you have always been her lover. Then she goes visiting the other local nobles including that tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695271
this is amazing. People want to be around me for once.

well, they really just want my semen. But I have low standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695219
these options are all amazing. If you write up one for each I'll send you a brownie by mail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697117
That's my favorite variety of yandere oriented mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697080

Looking good. I'm starting to see hints of comfy in this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697111

The guy who started the annoying bitch-kun stuff and creator of several amusing monster girl style commercials. Who then didn't know when to quit and carried on after running the idea into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697080
>While the pep band plays, the other school's team, fans, and surprisingly, their own pep band, file in, sitting down on the bleachers on the opposite side
>Mrs. Leifson passes her baton over to her daughter Carol, a senior, in order to talk to the opposing pep band's instructor
>You always hated it when the visiting team brought their band, as it always fucks up the set list and what you can and can't play
>The band plays through the rest of the set, finishing up with the School Song, while the home team runs out
>Sherry's parents let out a whoop as their daughter runs into the gym, waving at the home bleachers
>The pep band settles down as Mrs. Lefison comes back, holding up her white board with the updated set list
>Looks like you'll be playing every other song, and you rearrange your sheet music, when Angie nudges you
>"Hey, don't look now, but there's an Apophis in the other band eye-fucking you."
>You keep your eyes down on your music, while your Oomukade friend pulls her phone out
>She brings up her camera and zooms in on the girl, while keeping casual
>Sure enough, there's a grapesnake in the other pep band, eyes locked on your position and licking her lips
>Fucking perfect, that can only mean trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697139
What do you think she is doing there? I mean, going by looks alone she is a child, so I'm guessing nothing lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697165
She's either excited, or entering her long-belated estrus cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697139
>I can't be the only one who finds this unattractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697183
I can't be the only one who didn't mean to put that in green

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697159

I'm going to kill less, because he told me he had the crazy thought that I was CommericalAnon, or some kind of split persona of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697080
>>12697161
Formal /r/equest for the Pep Band's group composition.

I bet anon is the only boy in that group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697186
pls no kill a less
pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697186
But you actually have a grasp over english, nor do you type like a faggot.
>>12697190
I'm not sure if this is the time or place for requests of any sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697184
Why would you find a cute kitsune desperately trying to contain her excitement for you unattractive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697198
Because she locked me in her fucking house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697194

I'm going to murder that Pinoy fuck and then masturbate/schlick in his blood like a true lord of the Edge.

>>12697196

Doesn't matter. Was doing a short for him out of good faith and he said that shit. Him and Bob are officially on Fantomé Limbo's shit list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697183
It's only unattractive because she is too adorable to dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697136
>write up one for each I'll send you a brownie by mail.

write one what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697196
You're right, no requests.

I demand to know the pep groups composition!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697206
MOBAs are for faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697207
Assfaggots is the correct term iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697161
This makes me wonder what other MGs would be in the band.

Scylla and kraken drummers obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697161

Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Peretie's works related to MGE at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697220
Yeah, I believe so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697161
>Your stomach growls slightly, and you curse yourself for skipping dinner in favor of grabbing food during the game
>Of course trouble would rear it's head now
>You tell Angie you're going to get some food at the snack bar, and ask if she wants anything
>You then ask her if she can also keep an eye on that Apophis, and send some sort of help if she decides to follow
>"No problem Anton. Here, while you're up, could you toss my spit bottle?" Angie answers, and hands you the pop bottle
>"And get me a Dr. Pepper and Skittles, if you can!"
>You tell her of course, and move to leave, asking Sherry's parents if they want anything
>"Just Nachos, hun, Ricky's got our drinks covered." Samantha responds
>Sherry's father smirks and taps the small cooler by their feet, cracking the lid open
>They snuck in a six pack of Leine's and a flask, probably filled with Vodka
>You're honestly not surprised
>With food orders in mind, you head down the bleachers, and leave the gym for the snack bar just outside
>You stand in line as you fiddle with your wallet, making small talk with one of your classmates, a weresheep named Sarah
>While the two of you talk and move up the line, you feel your blood freeze, as something scaly coils around your ankle
>"Well hello there, Sax-Man"
>Fuck

>>12697190
>>12697206
>>12697211
The band's composition is roughly 60/38/2, MGs, HBs, and HGs. I won't list off the whole band, but you can expect multi-limbs in the percussion section alongside some goblins for sure, as well as a Minotaur Tuba player, because the mental image is entertaining on it's own

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697186

Why? CommercialAnon might have got old quickly, but he wasn't that bad. All he needed to do was learn that enough was enough and move on to something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>No proper MGE Satyr yet
>No dance-loving, music-playing, wine-drinking, orgy-having Satyr cult

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697227
>sax man
start playing Careless Whisper

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697227
Thank you for the comp citizen.

Also Sax-Man is unintentionally funny as hell and I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697227
I just remembered that the cool kids who were in like their own garage bands and stuff would make fun of the drummers in band.

>lol you don't play the drums. You play drum.

So multi limbed people wouldn't really get any advantage in a highschool band.

[Anonymous No.]

Who got the best of the booties?

It's between Troll and Holstaurus, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697259
That picture will never not look awful to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697259
I have to forever say Holstaurus. Though if I were ever put into a monster girl world it would be whoever I end up with, species doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697241
>those soft thighs pouring out of the ZR
muh dick, would bully now and forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697259
You know it's Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696962
MGR
The profile doesn't mention the Youko ever being from Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697259
Wight, Kunoichi and Ren Xiongmao (the panda girl) are in the top too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697273
That is one of the best parts about ZR. Its still great no matter what but when its put on soft thighs it makes it exponentially better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697274
They would probably have more toned butts.

>>12697265
I never understood why it's the paladin ogling the oni and not the other way around.

>Aw yeah, shortstuff, why don't you lie down, you know you want my red V
>"I-is this how oni society works?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697289
Because its funnier if its the Paladin doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697274
There's a decent amount of nice booties.

>>12697289
Because DaS Knight is too manly for that shit, he's Doomguy of the DaSverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
Okay so gonna suggest her being lazy and cuddly
as well as a tittyfuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697159
Hey look guys!
It's Bitch-kun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697291
it's not really funny at all though. "lol pervert" is never good humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697258
>So multi limbed people wouldn't really get any advantage in a highschool band.

You're forgetting about rolls and technique, drumming's not as simple as people think

>>12697227
>Sure enough, the Apophis from the other pep band is behind you
>You give Sarah a look that you hope just screams "Help me", before turning to talk to the grapesnake
>With a simple hello, the Apophis moves closer, her tail squeezing your ankle tighter
>"You're pretty good on the Sax, you know. I could just imagine how much practice it took to get those lips, lungs, and fingers in tip-top shape~" she says, laying the flirt on strong
>Fuckfuckfuck
>You try to keep a calm exterior, and tell her it was simple practice, like anything else
>"Mhmmm, I get you, it took a long time for me to get good with the Clarinet. Such a hard, hard instrument, hehe~"
>You can tell Sarah's a bit uncomfortable from the exchange, the weresheep quickly buying her snacks and leaving
>"So, Sax-Man, what are you doing after the game?"
>You fiddle with your wallet again, when you feel a strong hand grip your shoulder
>"There you are! What's been taking you so long, Anton?"
>You turn to see Sherry's mom, Samantha
>Thank fucking Hathor
>You tell the grapesnake that you're going to your friend's house afterwards, and turn to Samantha, who catches on immediately
>"That's right, it'd be a real shame if you weren't able to make it over tonight."
>She gives a warm smile and pops her knuckles
>"I always hate it when plans fall through, it just makes my blood boil."
>You feel the Snake's tail quickly pull away from your ankle, and you quickly purchase the snacks
>You then toss Angie's spit bottle in the garbage nearby, while Samantha takes her Nachos, munching on them with a smirk
>She follows you back into the gym, and once you're out of earshot of the Apophis, she gives you a pat on the back
>"Man, that girl's got it BAD for you, Anton! Good thing Angie told me what's up, huh?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697302
If you can't take a joke then I feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697299
Commercial-fag pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697299

See what I mean? Don't like something someone else on here does and HOLY SHIT ITS BITCH KUN!
For the record I actually liked CommercialAnon at first, but then he just did the same old shit over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697308
Based bro oni mom to the rescue.

Not sure I want to ntr her daughter with the oomukade tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are all the dragon-esque girls so good? Wurm in particular is gorgeous.

Also the new panda girl is adorable. I'm sure she'll be less shitty than a real panda.

>>12697295

If only he was wearing Elite Knight armor. That armor is a monstergirl pussy magnet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697229
I am still around, I moved on to doing other stuff in the thread besides commercials.
I at least know when to ease up on stuff.
And I also do not hold a grudge like the guy I called out as Bitch-kun, I honestly never expected that name to catch on though, It is kind of flattering.

As for that guy who claims .less confused him for me, I call you out as lying and trying to start crap.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish for a cute Oni with a modest body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697321

You just described Ovaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694644
*alternately*

You run out of the tanuki's city after being bankrupted, and are found by a Jinko tribe. Said Jinko tribe isn't entirely pleased with random stranger showing up, asking to be housed and fed but you manage to convince the tribe to shelter you because of one reason...

Your education far outclasses that of any of the tribe members, even the queen.

The queen is a wise one, and quickly identifies that you have no other allies, and the tribe could make use of your knowledge.

The other tribesmen are still uneasy about having a hobo in their colony, but after a few years they accept you.

Bring improved steel working, new weapons and armor based on Roman designs, better town organization, math knowledge and barter knowledge.

Gain the tribe's loyalty and trust, and bring them great wealth and respect.

Eventually the tanuki comes back. Because of course she fucking did.

She's still got her fancy clothes, but she looks... Tired. Like something's been on her mind.

Turns out it's you.

She still wants you. Well, more than wants possibly. She needs you.

She gets her bodyguards to drag you into city hall, where she demands that the queen sell you to her, price be dammed.

She has her guards yank out two sacks full of gold. However much is in there, it's definitely at least a year's worth of expenses for everyone in the tribe. Probably more.

You feel your heart drop. There's no way in hell that the queen would turn that offer down. That's just too much gold. Hell, even you might take that offer had you been in her position.

You consider running to ... Well anywhere. If you can make it past the tanuki's guards. And the tribesmen. And the village gates. Which you designed, by the way.

Maybe designing new weapons for the tribesmen wasn't such a good idea.

While you sweat yourself silly and run over the design of the tribe gates in your head, trying to think of any weaknesses that might be there, the queen says something unexpected

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697336
A cute oni with a modest body is essentially a drunk goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697346
should have greentexted that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697323
Who said there's going to be NTR?

>>12697308
>You agree, and let out an exasperated sigh you had no idea you were holding in
>"So then, Anton, since it was brought up, I know Sherry would just love it if you came over after the game."
>You tell the older Oni that you would like to, but wouldn't want to intrude
>She merely laughs and slaps you on the back, knocking the wind out of you
>"Oh c'mon, Anton, you're always welcome at our home, you know that!"
>It takes a few moments for your breath to come back, and you mention that if you do head over, and if her and Ricky are going to keep drinking tonight, then a game of Cards Against Humanity needs to happen
>The Oni-MILF just laughs again
>"Then it's a deal!"
>The two of you make your way up the bleachers, and just in time
>The opposing team just called a time out, and your pep-band is up next to play
>You quickly set the rest of the snacks down between Angie and yourself, and you pick up your Sax
>The band begins to play You Can Call Me Al, and as you play through the song, your eyes scan through the crowd on the opposite bleachers
>Sure enough, that Apophis is still staring at you, only now she looks as pissed as she is determined
>That's not the look you were hoping to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697229

Yeah, and being told that one reminds less of Bitch-kun/CommercialAnon is just another reminder as to why trying to nice things for dicklicks like him and Bob are a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697358
If this was CYOA, I think we would be going for delicious purple snake pussy at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697336

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697346
cont

in green this time!

"Well" says the queen, with a sneer across her face, "your offer is tempting. But our mutual friend has made us at least three times that in the time you have been absent."

>she directs some tribe soldiers to the tanuki

>"Besides, you are forgetting one important thing. It is a crime to double-cross a member of the tribe."

>With that, she orders the soldiers to beat the tanuki and her friends out of the village. After keeping the gold of course.

>"Besides," the queen says, shutting the doors before turning to you and giving you bedroom eyes.

>"I have first dibs"
OPTIONAL SMUT ROUT HUHUHUHHU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697369
Why is her face so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697383
That is a loli body, not a modest one, although a loli oni would be fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697394
I think it looks okay.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some good loli stories? I've seen the loli oni stuff, but wasn't really a fan of the fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696962
Youko wears a Chinese dress and the newest version of her profile mentions she's from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697407
"kitsune finds a de-lolification cake" is a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697407
There is some great stuff on MGU. Just stick to the fan fiction section of the site. These two are good.

http://monstergirlunlimited.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3166
http://monstergirlunlimited.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=1150

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697409
So far there's:
The continent Lescatie is on (Yurop)
The land of the mist (China)
Zipangu (Japan)
I wonder what America or Australia might get in terms of MGs, then again, one could surmise that not-America already has the Mothman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697204
one result for every option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697442
I think in one of the Q&As he said he was interested in american monsters and wanted to do a cannon Quetzcotl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697236
>not knowing the fact that 'Careless Whisper' by George Micheal has been banned in all public places due to the fact that it instantly sets the monstergirls in an orgy frenzy
>2014

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697201
>.less is a Pinoy
You learn something new everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697449

>Meso-America
>America

The only American MG we have is Thunderbird. Wouldn't mind a Wendigo, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697358
>The game eventually ends, with your team winning by 20 points
>Sherry's parents are ecstatic, whooping and cheering for their daughter
>You watch as the opposing team and pep-band file out, yet the Apophis is nowhere to be found
>That's not good
>With that in the back of your mind, you begin to gather your things up, helping Angie with her stuff afterwards
>You feel a tap on your shoulder again, and turn to face Sherry's parents
>"Hey kids, we're gonna pick up a couple pizzas for tonight. Either of you want anything specific?" Samantha asks
>Angie looks somewhat confused, while the older Oni smiles
>"Did Anton forget to mention? We lost the Apophis by saying he had plans at our house tonight, and decided we may as well follow through. That invitation extends to you too, Angie."
>Your oomukade friend looks up, seemingly lost in thought, before looking back down at the older Oni
>"Sure, I may as well, my boyfriend's out of town tonight anyway. And I don't have any preferences, Mrs. Cooper, I'll eat whatever you buy."
>You tell the Oni-MILF you feel the same about toppings
>"Alright then! We'll see you in a bit, kids!"
>And with that, Sherry's parents left the gym, her father stumbling slightly
>No doubt from the booze he was drinking out of that flask
>"Now why didn't you tell me about those plans, hmm?" the oomukade asks, poking your side
>You tell her that it slipped your mind, as you were more worried about what that Apophis was up to
>"Guess I can't blame you there, the looks that girl was giving you were something else."
>With everything finally gathered, you exit the gym with Angie, stopping briefly to buy a couple bottles of pop from the snack bar
>The two of you then walk towards the exit, when someone bumps into you hard, knocking the bottles out of your arms
>"Oh jeez, I'm sorry~"
>Fuck, it's her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697442
I like how only Yurop and Murrica are legitimately fighting against monster girls.

Or maybe it's because the real Demon Army with it's Lilim and Succubi are only fucking them over that they are so much more adamant to protect themselves than the other nations.

I mean look at all the China and Japan girls, barring the Ushi-Oni none of them are completely evil or corruptive fuckheads looking to take everything over.

The only Succubus they have is rare as shit and basically just a stealth rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697487

>someone bumps into you hard, knocking the bottles out of your arms

Oh God damn. There goes our drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697442
Consider:

Grey fox
coyote
Possum
cougars
bobcats
prairie dogs
arctic foxes
gator girls
croc girls.

Aussieland would get that really big ass spider girl
and thylasian hounds
dingos
Roos

I could name a bunch more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697259
>>12697274
more please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697516
>Aussieland
>roos

[Anonymous No.]

Does /mgg/ ever have extensive daydreams about OC Donut Steel monstergirls?
I have and a little precum came out once.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a perverted salamander train you into a superhuman
>You will never save the school you're going to from a group of evil monster girls
Medaka box is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697555
You need to be hit with a stick.

[Anonymous No.]

All I really want is to NTR a lizardman with an oni. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697582
>NTR
Yes, yes it is. That's like the definition of wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697582
Yes.
Very.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697582
Yes it is.

Please have your pelvis shattered by an Ushi then throw into a gutter and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697582

>NTR

It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697582
Why do you have to break that girl's heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697582
>NTR
Wrong is an understatement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697487
is this real?
possible harem/orgy ending?
cuz, like, that would be fuckin tits bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697597
Because she's a scaly loser and Stacy Thundercunt's pussy is too good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697582
>NTR
Stop right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697597
Because I love seeing people suffering. It's ten times better if it's a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697588
>>12697589
>>12697590
>>12697591
>>12697603
>>12697610
it's not my fault if she can't please me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697615
You deserve no love sir.

Absolutely no love ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697617
Can we add castration to that, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697606
But took all her courage to ask her humanboy crush out. all now you turn on her and leave her alone gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697622
Yes.

With a salt coated knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697442
>Australian monster girls
>Giantess spider girls
>Exploding fire trees
>Everything actively tries to rape you Ushi-Oni style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697614
I hate to agree with you, but you're right.

The cutest thing a girl can do is cry and beg pathetically as you leave her. It's simply amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697624
>Salt
Anon, that's too kind. I'm sure you meant Mercury-coated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697086

>tsun
>best anything

Choose nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697615
Actually, it is. Yes it is. Your ED, your ejaculatory anhedonia, your massive, closeted faggotry that needs a hypermasculine, musclemachine oni to get off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697624
Edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697617
>>12697622
please don't hate on my sexual freedom you filthy sexists, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697615
Maybe you should try being an Alp, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693876
>Bursts in to see what you're fapping to
>It's a picture of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697625
It's be a mecca for aphrodisiacs and venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697627
The best part is when she walks in on you getting banged by the oni, and her heart breaks so thoroughly all she can do is stare in shock.

And you both keep going despite having your lizardman wife/GF watching you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697637
>needs shit, soulless-tier fetishes to get off
>can't be wholly, contentedly satisfied by vanilla
>sexual freedom
That's not 'freedom'; You're chained in discontent by your own depravity, pitiful scum.

>inb4 irony of posting such a thing in an MG thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697605
>>12697637
>into harems and NTR

So how much more of a colossal autist can one be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697582
Instant replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697637
Nah, you are cool. Male NTR is the best NTR
Those guys are just faggots who can't enjoy anything that is not 100% hugboxing vanila, just ignore these poor bastards

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697660
Well this is 4chan so the boundaries are limitless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697660
>lumping harems in with NTRshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697670
Nothing wrong with harems, but the fact the autist likes that and NTR is a pretty bad sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697657
Ironically posting such a thing in a MG thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697670
Harems are technically Netori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697670
What this guy said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697676
But I hate harems. I just like lizardman tears and impotency

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694250
Poor tanuki is desperate enough to fall for a man who breaks after a few months of hardship. she can't pay animals. Shack up with a wood elf or something and learn to provide for yourself.
>Implying she's the one with the grudge.

Well at least she knows how to break in her men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697680
Technically you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697680
>girls who might have been mine taken by one man means I'm being cuckolded

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697684
Not talking to you, I'm talking about the autist who's shift key is broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697686
Hey don't blame me just you get off on NTRing multiple girls while claiming to love them all equally.

You claim to hate NTR shit but then you go ahead and treat them as if they were your disposable cumrags.

Harems are shit because it pretty much always means that one side is unhappy with the situation. The only time this isn't the case is in hentai where nipples shoot milk like a water hose and men can cum ten times in a period of an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697700
And where are we? A hentai fetish thread about half human half animal women who want nothing more than to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697670
For a guy it's not
For a girl it's NTR
And that guy said he want to be NTRed from a lizard girl
That is the same shit as harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697700
>Harems are shit because it pretty much always means that one side is unhappy with the situation

That's what corruption is for.

PRAISE DERUELLA!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys taking the baits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694885
>chose wisely
Nigger, you think my life is worth anything?
Full form MG all day erry day. I'll become a Lich and pursue crazy eromancy untill the day I go insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697716
What else do we have to do?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it NTR if say, a Succubus like Alma, goes out and fucks other guys, while you an Incubus, go out and fuck other girls, before you both eventually return to one another because your lovers / married while the other fucks are just out of enjoyment / to spread sexy times world wide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697716
I find it amusing that this has generated the most discussion in hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697716
Smut starved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
No. But it sounds like shitty cucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
No its an open relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
No you're just a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725

Last I checked being swingers wasn't NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
You're in agreement, I say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697670
But NTR and harems is the same thing for a girl.
Unless you believe in open relationship bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
>tail wrapping

Reminds me of Samsa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
Sounds like your both swingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
It's not NTR is even worse because you let other guys fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
It's not NTR is even worse because she lets other girls fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697734
>>12697731
You two sound so boring.

Wouldn't you want to go out with your Succubus waifu to the bar and make a bet that you can make more people orgasm than she can before you both rape everyone?

Wouldn't you want to bring your waifu a cute innocent virgin lovingly wrapped up in Christmas wrap bondage for her to corrupt while she brings you one of your own on your Anniversary before having a wild night of sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
>>12697757
You are everything what is wrong in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697725
>>12697757
Why the fuck would you post the exact same picture twice? Also no fuck you get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697757
I wouldn't mind being an innocent virgin wrapped in Christmas wrap for my MG but everything else you said is absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697757
No, i wouldnt because that sounds dumb as fuck. I dont want to share my wife with anyone, nor would i want to cheat on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697757
Degenaracy
I would love to butcher or kill innocent cute mg to see her suffering but you are just utterly disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you deal with a prehistoric MG, Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

Monogamy is overrated. Look at all the couples that split after swearing eternal love. Variety is the spice of life. Man was not made to deny himself the rainbow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697757
Can't you two just fuck each other without NTRing everyone in sight?

It's like you two are made for each other, but for the wrong reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697711
>PRAISE DERUELLA!
PRAISE DERUELLA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697775
Turning her into crude. She's as ugly as toumasu's yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697438
P good actually
any other recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697757
>>12697725

Open relationships are for degenerates and cuckolds.

Honestly. If you let your supposed girlfriend fuck other people you might as well kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697757
Is your favorite character in any manga series this guy by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697783

>Toumasu's yeti
>Ugly

Anon, you done fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697787
>filename
>he even becomes black

10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697775
4monster8me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697776
I've never seen so many diverse faces before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697775

Play pranks on her by staying completely still when she shows up so she won't realize I'm there until she's close enough, then go "BOO!". I'd probably then have to start running for my life while laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695750
>Don't know shit
>Did she bully you because she secretly liked you?
>Is she genuinely sorry for the way she ostracised you
>Do you truly hate her?
and the anon here doesn't have the balls to find the answers. For shame. Well she did bring it on herself. Maybe he could have grown into a real man if she didn't dom him like a bitch throughout highschool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697790
You are one of two people who like her. She's ugly, plain and simple. Waifus should be beautiful by default.

[Anonymous No.]

Two things about harems:
1. The healthy heart never shrinks, but only grows
2. A man's heart is a greedy thing by nature

If it's good enough for Ploceidae, it's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697785
No more loli off the top of my head, but everything by that author on there is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697802

>Toumasu's yeti
>Ugly
>All waifus must be beautiful by default

You're a pretty fickle Anon, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697808
Er, Shadowknux I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697787
Lolwat
Griffith is alpha as fuck. HE is the one who NTRed Guts by fucking and impregnating his girl while Guts cried bitch tears. He also became literal god and messiah and swimming in loli pussies at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697802

You're too nitpicky, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697814

He's not the one who impregnated Caska. His demonic sperm is what corrupted the fetish and caused the miscarriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697814
He did that out of spite since he's yanhomo for Guts, and Guts wouldn't dick him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697814
Around trout...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697812
And you have bad eyesight if you find that attractive.

>fickle

It's waifuism, I don't have to pretend.

>>12697818

>nitpick

1.to be excessively concerned with or critical of inconsequential details.

2.to criticize by focusing on inconsequential details.

Your waifu's appearance is inconsequential? Are you 5?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697822
>miscariage

Premature birth perhaps, but not a miscarriage. Baby is alive. Or as alive as demon can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697832

>Thinking her appearance is what truly defines her as a waifu
>Not thinking about her personality or character at all

I hope you get your soul devoured vaginally by an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326

KC is in the Chinese mood i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
>>12697842
I fucking love the way KCs use of colors, along with his ability to draw nice outfits and perky tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697780
Anon, how do you expect the world to be one filled with love if you're not even willing to go out and turn people into Succubi and Incubi with your waifu?

I'm sure the raw manliness of your actions would even turn a few of them into Alps for even more fun.

It's what Deruella would want, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697842
Everyone likes a little Chinese now and then .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697836
I never denied personality is important, but I call bullshit if your waifu's looks didn't influence you choosing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697842
Remember the 300 thousand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697835
Griffith is way too OP now. And he is also considered mankind saviour. Guts wont be able to scratch him without some major godlike power upgrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697849
I want this as a story now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697849
Deruella is an awful person to follow the example of.

You're not living your life correctly, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697848
For a second I thought KC forgot to design a heart motif on Panda grill but then I saw it.

Same for...uhhh...Fire Mouse. He sure is dedicated to that calling card of his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697832

>Your waifu's appearance is inconsequential?

You talk as if outer appearance meant everything in a waifu. Do you even recall the appeal of Monstergirls as a concept? A balance between exotic, monstrous features and feminine traits. If you're condemning a monstergirl of all things only by her appearance while completely ignoring the infinite possibilities she could have in character and personality, you're pretty narrow-minded.

>Are you 5?

I'm old enough to not resort to ad hominem for no apparent reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697849
Deruella wants you to fuck your waifu 24/7, not to let her fuck more guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697854
Or Griffith being further downgraded. He's a step below Femto now, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697860
What heart motif?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697849
>Deruella would want, isn't it?
No, cheating is a taboo amongst Mamono, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697849
Even those involved with the Sabbath tend to skirt their duties for the sake of their mates.

Guess the Sabbath folks aren't so bad after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697862
Deruella wants your seven waifus to fuck you 24/7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697871
>Mamono
Go back to MGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697757
>Sharing
Sharing is for faggots. Get out of here with your quasi-relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697858
>Not living your life correctly, Anon

Perhaps it's you who aren't living it correctly anon.

Human life is all about suffering and freeing them from that suffering while leaving them with their original human faculties (mostly) is a kindness.

>>12697862
>implying Deruella doesn't go out and corrupt everything in sight despite having a husbandu

It's what she wants anon.

>>12697871
It's not cheating if the waifu always returns to her original lover. What greater show of love is there than that?

That's true love, the ability to bend it to the furthest point without ever breaking it and staying with another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697861
>I want to fuck a dinosaur

Is all I heard, she's too monstrous.

>Do you even recall the appeal of Monstergirls as a concept

Subjective.

>no reason

Saying you don't care about appearance tells me you're insincere, naïve, or have the mind of a child. Or maybe you're a slob and expect someone to like you because if they're bad enough, you don't have to improve yourself. They're no better than you, so why should they reject you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697889
Wouldn't it just be easier to, say, hook them up with a monster girl that isn't going to pump and dump them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697871
>cheating

You forget Deruealla gave a man a harem? Going by what you people have been saying, that's a form of cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696326
Oh god i can hardly wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697871
I thought cheating was essentially impossible for mamono because once they are in love, nothing at all can satisfy or arouse them except for that one special guy and his magic semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697889
>despite having a husbandu
Except that's isn't even confirmed. Even if it's true that she has a husbando she doesn't need to fuck anyone to corrupt them, her presence is enough to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697889
True love is not shoving it under great stress to see if it will break or not.

Also, what if one of her random lays falls in love with her and tries to take her back?

I'm guessing you're baiting since nobody with any ounce of respect can believe open relationships as anything more than a sham.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697895
>You forget Deruealla gave a man a harem?
I don't believe fallen maidens is "canon."
>>12697897
That too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697870
Fire mouse has a heart shape embroidered just below the breasts, panda has a small heart emblem in about the same place.

Like 90% of MGE has a heart shape somewhere in their profile picture. Looking through them to give examples I don't think Salamander or Thunderbird have hearts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697775
Is her name Jessie?

Because she is a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697897
The spirit energy of other men becomes unpalatable, but they can't not cheat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697905
Fallen Maidens should be cannon, it's part of world guide 1 and he wrote it. Fallen Brides I think is the one with longer stories about the girls that may have been written by someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697905
>I don't believe fallen maidens is "canon."
Just some classic KC backpedalling because some people though the stories were dark. It happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697803
It is true that the healthy heart never shrinks, but no matter how large something is, it is halved when you include a second, and split three ways when introduced to a third.

If a healthy heart is 10, then let the man without a harem by 7. The man with a harem with the healthy heart can only be 5 or less. A man is greedy in nature, and the soul is vast by nature. It is better to desire all of one's essence, than it is to desire little bits of many. that is the true nature of greed. what point is there in "sorta kinda' owning something 'a little bit'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697842
now all I can see is a hinezumi and lizardgirl dojo fighting to control the city with you caught in between the two daughters of both respected houses
of course, shenanigans ensue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697905
>I don't believe fallen maidens is "canon."
There's potentially a case to answer with Fallen Brides not being canon (it's one of those ones written by fans but illustrated by KC), but Fallen Maidens definitely is.
There's no question about whether [YOU] has a harem. It's just the details and backstory that Fallen Brides goes on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697913
>The spirit energy of other men becomes unpalatable, but they can't not cheat.
Actually, going by the Shirohebi's profile, I believe men in the MGE universe may be the unfaithful ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697927
No, I mean, they prefer the spirit energy of the man they choose as their husband. But, nothing physically stops them from cheating. They wouldn't be so inclined, but it doesn't become impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12696709
>Naked Apron Panda
...yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697922
Hinezumi is cuter. And more rapeable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697939
You know, I would say she is 'hotter' .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697927
> be man in MGE universe
> go outside
> get overpowered and gangraped by feral MGs, as usual
> lamia waifu tearfully blames you for infidelity and you get angry punishment sex instead of happy cuddle sex
EVERY FUCKING TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697890

>Subjective

Following your logic, so is everything else in this thread.

Oh, wait.

>"She's ugly, plain and simple. Waifus should be beautiful by default."

I didn't know you spoke for /mgg/.

>Saying you don't care about appearance tells me you're insincere, naïve, or have the mind of a child. Or maybe...

Or maybe I just like to be humble and not be unecessarily "sincere" with others unless asked. I only judge those who judge me. I don't go around outside telling people they're ugly.

>They're no better than you, so why should they reject you?

I don't see where you got the idea that I want to have a sense of superiority over someone else through looks. Nobody's perfect.

>I want to fuck a dinosaur

What if I just want to cuddle with her? Not everything has to be watered down to sex all the time. You're making too many assumptions.

This will be the last time I'll reply to you. Better stop here before this turns into opinion shitflinging.

[Anonymous No.]

So, Monster High now has a centaur and a Mermaid figure. How mainstream will things go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697932
Once they have a husband they only get pleasure and food from his spirit energy.

What's the point of cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697903
>I'm guessing you're baiting since nobody with any ounce of respect can believe open relationships as anything more than a sham.

It's a Succubus and Incubus relationship type of thing.

You'll probably pick it up quick when 2017 hits though probably not for too long since the world would be ruled completely later on by Elves.

>>12697894
No, that would require work to go fetch other monsters girls first.

We can just make more Succubi and Incubi and they can go find their life partners themselves. Human lovers would just be turned and then immediately turn to their now monster girl / incubus lover and get at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697968
I already said they are disinclined to cheat, I just said it's not impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697957
>Married men getting raped and potentially husbando'd by feral monstergirls.
Do I smell some MG vs. MG conflict?

[Anonymous No.]

Well now that winter is here, and the Yuki -onna are out playing.
Snow everywhere.
How does your MG wife/GF handle the cold?

I can see a miserable shirohebei freezing next to a ryuu who thinks nothing about it.

Fox women wearing extra clothing as their tails are a little thicker.

Lamias cursing because there is snow on the sidewalks.

What about you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697971
>That would require work
>I'm too lazy

Confirmed for being scumbag degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697487
>You start to gather up the pop bottles, when you notice there's more than you originally bought
>"Sorry, some of those are mine."
>Of course they are
>Soon the bottles are gathered up, and the Apophis leaves without any more comments
>Well, that was weird
>You leave the school with Angie, and head towards your car, dumping your instruments in the trunk, and the pop in the back seat
>A short drive later, and you pull up to Sherry's house
>You can see your oni friend in the window, talking on the phone
>Her parents must have dropped her off before running out for pizza
>You grab the pop and head inside, making sure to take off your shoes at the entrance
>"Yeah Mom, they just showed up... I'm telling you, get a supreme, please, I don't care what's on the other pizza, that's your call."
>Angie scuttles past you, making a beeline for Sherry's TV
>Without hesitation, she's fired up the Oni's Wii U and is playing Smash
>Well, no sense in sitting out for a session of Smash
>You grab one of your pops and take a seat near the oomukade, while she sets up a three-player game
>You hear Sherry end the call with her Mom, and the oni sits down on your opposite side, taking her controller
>Angie picks Marth, and Sherry picks Ganondorf
>Looks like you're going to have to bust out Meta-Knight, again
>You twist the cap off one of your pop bottles, and pause
>That's weird, the cap was already opened
>Oh well, you probably opened it earlier for a drink and just spaced, wouldn't be the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697959
>I didn't know you spoke for /mgg/.
Never did I claim this, and even when waifus aren't perfect, they are meant to be attractive, looking at KS.

>Nobody's perfect.

Lazy excuse.

>Not everything has to be watered down to sex all the time

Maybe not, but it sure as fuck is the main point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697971
Fuck your Swede-wank world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697977
>not cuddling the waifu all winter long

Why are you alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697936
Who could say no? I just hope she's good at making General Tso's chicken, like Panda Express

And who could say no to eating out at Panda Express?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697985
oh shit, here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697842
That raised leg bothers me to no end.

>>12697952
Silly me, I'll remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697977
Amazoness breaking out the snow gear for some winter hunting.

Although it's her least favorite season because it's too cold for her husband to wear a naked apron around the house all day. But she does appreciate coming home to a warmed up bath and hot meal even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697985
>She spiked it with Whitesnake venom and ground Kejourou hair, and potion to tie it all back to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698003
What's wrong with the leg? Looks like she is readying a superman punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697985

My paranoia would've made me realize the obvious bottle mixing tactic right there and then, but FUCK IT LET'S JUST ROLL WITH IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697977
>"Oh summer sun~, you always smile~."
>"Clouds in the sky~, you never mind~."
>"Happy or sad~, you always shine~."
>"Never before~, I've met your kind~."
>"And now you're mine~."

>She sings as she waltzes down the streets of LA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697909
Is there one on the Holstaurus design? I can assure you I've stared at that image long and hard and done certain things with it but I don't remember seeing a heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697984
Fine you caught us.

>>12697985
>You twist the cap off one of your pop bottles, and pause
>That's weird, the cap was already opened
>Oh well, you probably opened it earlier for a drink and just spaced, wouldn't be the first time

Oh god he's going to get turned into an Incubus from the Apophis venom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698021
Delete your images, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698027
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698008
I know it's bent, but it just looks it got cut off or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698031
We're on page 7, and we only have 91 images left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698017
There isn't.

Maybe it was a recent design thing or only on Demons. I'd gamble on the "recent" thing since Salamander is older same with Holst and Weresheep too.

Does anyone have the updated image of werecat? If she has a heart somewhere then it's different from the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698021
Not him, but at least delete this one, it's crap.

And because dumping is discouraged, we only have 300 image posts and the threads last for days. We don't want to run out too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698036
Not him, but it'll be fine. It's only 30 images ahead. I'm sure it'll be evened out on it's own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698010
Of course she's enjoying the sun while all the other MGs are freezing their asses off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697976
I want to see Yandere harpy vs kappa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vG8-fO9_mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698038

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698045
Bet she stole that from Ra too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698048
We need turtle girls that aren't Kappa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698055
Ra made her babysit her kid Horus for it.
She earned it for a day.
Seriously, Horus is a nightmare to look after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698050
Full product when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697957
Sounds like a shit tsundere.

I know, there's no difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698060
Horus is Osiris and Isis's kid, though.
Also,
>tfw Apophis, Ra and Hathor are all sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697977
I don't think Alpollo would have a problem keeping herself warm.

Neither would I in multiple ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698064
That's not even in-engine, it's literally just a mock up.
Maximum vapourware

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698064
2016, 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693700
You are a credit to these threads, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698050
>Those imp feet
my god

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698083
What the fuck is even remotely sexual about feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693700
You forgot that Gracie got to working out and Trader Anon is having us fight the demons
>NO ANON YOU ARE THE DEMONS
And then trader was Wizardo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698064
Probably when we get to 200 MGE entries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698104
That is actually what KC said in a statement a while ago. MGE-2, and then development of the game will begin either after that, or after WG3, I forget.

So, going by his pace of work, we should see a product, at least a demo, late 2016, early 2017. Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698104
>>12698111
We already have 165 girls total so yeah it shouldn't take too long to get to 200 if he keeps up his current pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698104
>>12698117

You guys are old enough to have grown up through the pokemon era, right? I imagine KC, too, will milk themes to keep producing as long as people will eat it up.

With pokemon, I think they started running out of "good" ideas around... I think 300 or 400. After that you started getting more obscure ones like icecreamcone-mon, or toaster-mon, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it try the encyclopedia will end at 1000 entries? I'm asking if KC said this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698124
I don't recall him ever mentioning that he plans a hard cutoff to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698124
*true

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698123
They're still superb at making waifus though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693704
Fuck its cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698123
He still has tons of monsters from civilizations around the world he could work with even if he has to get a little obscure. Though for whatever reason he hasn't moved on and is kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel for asian stuff now case in point Akame.
>>12698129
God yes the things I'd do to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698087
They're monsters anon, everything about them is sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698129
That is the crappiest art I have seen all thread, and crayon chan does better than that
delete that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698129
I'm still conflicted about fapping to moemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698136
Which monster has the best feet /mg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698138
>This is a fucking Charizard
Some things are better off left as they once were

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698138
Fuck charizard, and fuck the people who use him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698139
Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698139
Slimes.

Get dat foot pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698138
If they updated moemon for some of the newer games, I'd totally play them. Till then, I'll just have to stick with the version for Elona+

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698138
>I'm still conflicted about fapping to moemon.
You had better be talking about the humanized versions of pokemon and not the actual girls because if you are what the fuck man how could you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698139
Giant slug
Her foot is a muscle, and it can CLENCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693700
>/fit/ bangs an Alp and turns into an Alp

Sweet, made the list again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698138
>No tail
Fuck no it's ain't

[Anonymous No.]

You're sitting in the cafeteria in school eating the tasteless gruel that they serve you and chatting it up with your human friend, one of less than 300 in a 1,500 capacity school.

You lift up the spoon up to your mouth when suddenly a voice calls you from behind with an almost fanatical tone to it.

"A-Anon!"

You snap to the voice, throwing the contents of your spoon on the floor in the process. Your eyes meet with the minotaurus awkwardly clicking her hooves together and sweating bullets under your scrutiny. You open your mouth prepared to issue an apology but she beats you to the punch.

"W-Will you go out with me if I manage to do a backflip?!"

With every word spoken she leans forward just a bit more until you can feel the heat of her breath and see the hazel green of her eyes shining like stars in the darkness of the shadow of her face.

Her hands are held together as if she were readying herself to push you away, and your friend who you were about to ask for help has somehow disappeared. Which leaves you entirely alone to deal with the nervous bull-woman hybrid.

How do you respond to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698158
It's too late, don't even bother with the backflip. I'm already yours, lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698145
Will you learn to use commas and periods!? I don't know what the fuck you're saying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698158
Sure lets see the flip.

>>12698166
Nooo make her work for it. If she fails she can come back and try again after training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698158
Tell her you like the dragon girl instead.
Best not to lead her on you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698170
If she's trying to impress me, then she's already done so by displaying the courage needed to be willing to attempt the act in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698158
I let her do it but regardless I say yes. If she manages to do it then it shows how much she's willing to work for my love, if she doesn't I help her work on her back-flip until she manages to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

if you could have any job you want in MGC, what would it be? and why?
Hard Mode: it's a non-sexual job (i.e. prostitute, stripper, some Tanuki's pool boy, etc...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698158
>she apologized

Did we beat this girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698139
Most of them have animal feet. As a person with a fetish for human feet, this greatly disappoints me.

Even though you might argue a harpy having human feet reduces her charm, I think it would have the best feet. Flying around everywhere would leave it soft and uncalloused compared to MGs who have to walk around everywhere, and who doesn't like soft squishy feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698158
Play Matador.

Wait until she takes one of her naps (they're probably the sleepiest MG outside of the Dormouse), then strip down to your red boxers, and see if you can come inside her before she wakes up. Better yet, do what they did with the Dormouse CYOA and leave her with a creamy surprise and a bun in the oven. Then take blackmail photos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698180
>a creamy surprise and a bun in the oven. Then take blackmail photos.

is this the birth of an epic new meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698158

Stare at her for a few more seconds while trying to process what exactly it's going on before asking her why she even needs to do a backflip in the first place. She might get hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698179
>harpy with human feet
Why not just an angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177
Running the maternity ward in the local hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177
MGCPD.
MGC inner city railway system.
Park Service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177
> non-sexual job
> MGC
I don't think they are any? Even the trash-collectors are known as "House-call toyboys" by the devil bugs and beelzebubs.

But if I'm thinking of a non-sexual job that's likely to bring me into contact with my waifu, then... plumber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698184
Hardly epic. More like an inside joke that is only understood in a single thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698186
Angels just aren't appealing to me.

Really what I'd like is a Touhou-style tengu. Not really monster enough for these threads, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177
Animal control. I'll roll around town with a tranq gun and a 10 gauge(for the big tough ones) and rescue poor human boys from rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698199
"Anon, we got a wild Manticore spotted on 12th and Jefferson, get over there now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177

>Non-sexual job

I'm cool with that, but is there any, though? Perhaps as a construction worker, blue collar? Monstergirls would be smart enough not to sneak into a construction site to do their shenanigans, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177

Mayor.

It's time we brought equality to monstergirl city, and I'm the man with the plan to give every human boy the right to choose his partner and every monstergirl the husbando she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177

probably still be doing the manufacturing automation engineering thing. robots ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698204
Oni co-workers
"Anon, time for 'lunch' break"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698210
Would you import lonely HBs from other cities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698199
>>12698202
>Anon's partner is a /fit/ redhead Jinko with an older sister complex
>Their chief is a MILFy Kitsune who loves to "interrogate" the shotas back at her home

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695750
>You sat in silence for a few minutes longer. Then she spoke.
>"You know that feeling where you got a big wad of cash in your pocket and you feel like queen of the whole fucking world?"
>"Well, one time I won a couple hundred in a scratch off and I had no idea what I was gonna do with the money. It's like, think of all the things you could do with it. It was too much for me, you know? I'm bad at... delicate decisions."
>"So I just went, 'fuck it' and went downtown ready to blow the cash on the first thing that struck my fancy."
>"Maybe I'd have a fucking five star banquet or some shit. Buy some high quality boots and a jacket. But I didn't spring for anything."
>"Then I found a dumpy little pawnshop on the basement floor of one of those shady-type brick apartment buildings where venomheads probably go to get their fix"
>"So I just waltz in, not looking for anything in particular. But then something catches my eye, you know? In the glass case behind the counter I found this pretty little gold ring, although actually it was an earring. So I go and I slam the greens down and point out what I want to the tanuki behind the counter. Pure impulse."
>"But now I'm thinking. Maybe it wasn't impulse. I sorta... sometimes think about the future sometimes. One time I saw this amazoness walking arm in arm with her boy. And they were definitely married. Trust me, I know them amazons, they don't fuck around."
>"And they looked so... whatstheword, blissful. And I'm like, fuck. It would sure be nice to have a husband like that, you know. Someone to surprise with cute little gifts and shit. Make him squeal."
>"I'd get him a ring. A real nice one. And I'd pop the question over dinner or some shit, catch him off guard."
>"Yeah yeah. Call me sentimental. I don't give a fuck."
>"So I just blew the most cash I'm likely ever to have in my pocket again on a fucking daydream."
>"But I hold onto it for some reason. Always with me, like a, what, a good luck charm? Whatever the fuck."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698186
Bitch has paint brushes instead of wings, the lack of feet isn't the biggest issue here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698193
Well, in the Minotaur's case it's probably a little justified. Something that strong can make you do whatever she wants against your will. Better have some insurance in case they go yandere, bully, or just outright abusive on you.

Plus, pregger MGs a hot. Particularly if you're somehow able to convince them that they got pregnant from kissing and handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697985
>You take a sip of the pop, and continue playing Smash with your friends
>It's an intense battle, but Angie manages to knock you out first, the oomukade letting out a small laugh of triumph
>Huh...you wonder if she put make up on today
>Doesn't seem like her, that's not her thing
>Oh well
>You continue on with the game, scoring more knock outs as the timer counts down
>You feel sweat on your brow, and you wipe it away with your forearm
>You then ask Sherry if her parents turned the heat up, it feels pretty warm in her house
>Sherry shakes her head, and raises an eyebrow
>Eh, whatever
>You pause the game to take your sweatshirt off, and toss it aside
>Huh, Angie's little insect legs seem... kinda charming, in a way
>Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698216
They do that already.
Free housing, food, essentials (welfare) just to move there.
But you have to get married within x number of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698129
File's deleted, so can I just guess that it's the new girl with dark skin, shorts, great tits, and a cape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698213

What if I'm sitting on top of a steel beam that can only support one person at a time, welding shit together, and decide to have my lunch up there so I won't have to go through the trouble of climbing it down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698216
> importing voters who'll vote for you next term
> 2014
I know it's popular right now, but it's still a dickmove, Mr. Mayor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698158
>qtMinotaur trying this hard
Yes. And if she fails at the backflip, I'd help her up and ask her out in turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698219
>"So when I offered you the ring, I was like, maybe, half-serious. I had to get this thing off my back, outta my pockets. Otherwise it was just gonna keep reminding me of all the shit I didn't have the clit to do."
>She reached into her back pocket and pulled out the object.
>"I mean, I know how this sounds. Like I'm a fucking stalker rapist who fantasizes about sweeping boys off the street and falling in love with them."
>"But I gotta get rid of this thing."
>"So, could you like..."
>Anon said nothing.
>"You don't gotta marry me or anything. You don't gotta do shit. Fuck, go and pawn the thing if you want, or fucking throw it down a storm drain."
>"Just, please, accept this for me."
>"I can't keep living with this... regret."
>She opened a webbed palm toward Anon. There was the ring you'd seen that night nearly a year ago. It was crusted with dirt.

(a) accept
(b) tell her to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698224
Nah, it's a lactating Hex Maniac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698221
> Particularly if you're somehow able to convince them that they got pregnant from kissing and handholding.
Oh god, why do I want this so badly now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698218
Starting this Friday on MGC TV


<You know what goes here>

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would give the best shave without cutting you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177
Policeman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698234
Damn, that was my second guess.
Both are nice though.
I wish Pokémon had a dating sim component. Too many great girls in 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698238
None. I groom myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698236
Do not bully the shirohebei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698238
are you incapable of shaving yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698240
>Pogeymans: Awakening

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698238
Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698238

shave?

grow a beard, if you're a man, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698222

shitshitshitSHITSHITSHIT

TACTICAL WITHDRAW

NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698238
Barber?
I don't think they do that anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698245
Sure, something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698233
Accept. Let's turn this boat around

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698233
Decline but be nice about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698222
ABORT ABORT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698233
(c) Don't accept, give her a do over and start dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698222
Hoo boy, we need an EVAC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698233
a), it's time for salvation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698257
anon, she's moving away. are you seriously going to try a long distance relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698247
>>12698238
Minte giving Laven a terrifying full body shave with her lightning fast scythes was a great mental picture.

So mantis is the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698238
Any answer but mantis is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698233
Take it.
I'd say "and/or >>12698257", but she's moving, so I dunno how that'd work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698261
nigga we're basement dwellers. What have we got to lose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698236
Because, it's the ultimate prank. If you can convince a MG that babies come from handholding and kissing... well, you're fucking awesome.

Plus, it's god damn moe.

And she'll never ever make you wear condoms for sex.

>>12698242
You'd have to roofie her first, since she's not a natural sleepyhead like Dormouse or Minotaurs.

Just add Dormouse molasses to any drink and she'll be out for hours. Then do the deed and put a bun in the oven.

Bonus points if you convince her and the other shrine maidens it was a miraculous virgin birth from a holy spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698267
anon, what have we told you about starting false religions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698267
>Implying MGs would wear condoms in the first place.
Still a great idea, but I'm just sayin'.
Imagine a girl with a full-blown pregnancy fetish, like an Echidna or some such, getting downright orgasmic, just from a bit of handholding.

Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177
Teacher, maybe a chef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698242
But I must! I have to make her think she'll get pregnant as we walk around town holding hands.
>>12698267
>And she'll never ever make you wear condoms for sex.
I didn't even think about that angle, I want this even more now.

[Anonymous No.]

Accept. Sounds like both our lives suck and we both hate it. Even if she is partly to blame for our misery she seems sorry and we got no better options. It's time for healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698233
>You take the ring.
>She doesn't thank you, or say anything. She just stares expectantly.
>Can I... try it on?
>"Shit yeah. I mean, sure."
>It fits uncomfortably on your ring finger. It's difficult to see now that the lights from the strip mall are blinking off, but you can make out some of the gold sheen in the moonlight.
>The shark girl hunches back over the handles. You can faintly hear her short, constrained breathing through her gills. You sit quietly for a few minutes more.
>Um... sorry. Can you take me home now?
>"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
>You make it back to your driveway in one piece. Checking your watch you realize how late it is, even though you probably only spent a half an hour in the resteraunt itself.
>The shark girl stands her bike against your garage door and walks you to the porch.
>You make no attempt to reach for the door knob. Just stand facing her in the cold night. Her hands are buried deep in the pockets of her leather jacket while she stares aimlessly at the ground.
>"Well... see you around."
>"Yeah. See you."
>She steps off the porch curtly, pulls her bike out, and heads off down the road. You stand watching her for a few minutes longer as her figure shrinks in the distance and vanishes.
>You look at the ring on your finger.
>Then you go back inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698279
...the end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698279
Anon, you better not say this is the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698283
And nobody lives happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

News report about a shark girl that ran her bike into a wall doing 100 mph .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698279
>>12698283
Oh god I hope not.

If it is, it's ok. It's your story and I respect that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698286
And then anon drinks himself to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698283
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698279
my heart is breaking, but I'm still hard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698279
Will you be adding this to your pastebin, or making one? I've been wanting to make short comics based on a lot of the writefags' work from /mgt/ eventually and I like your story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698177
The bigger question is; do you think companies in MGC advertise how much harassment comes with the job?
>see an ad for a temp job at a succubus' law firm
>in the fine print of the ad it reads 'we are not responsible for any intern's mental and physical damages while on the job'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698302
maybe, I'm sort of just winging this, thanks for your interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698232
>>12698176
>>12698185

You remain silent as the words necessary to comprehend this situation escape you. She doesn't budge, however, and instead you see the gleam of determination grow stronger with every second passing by

"Why?" There were too many things that didn't make sense for you to specify the question. You'd let her answer it instead.

She responds by biting her lip and looking down in furious concentration. Seconds span once more only this time the ball isn't in your court. Finally she looks up as she comes to an epiphany

"I saw it in a movie! Guys like it when a girl asks them out in a cool way." She nods her head and crosses her arm before returning to you with an expectant gaze.

"So... will you?" She seems a little less nervous than before, but it's not hard to tell from her shaking that she's still waiting on your answer with mothgirls fluttering in her stomach.

"I guess. Yeah."

"Okay." She answers and immediately squats to knee length with her legs held apart at shoulder length. Her muscles tense across her entire body. You don't know shit about anatomy, but even you can admire the way her body flexes as it prepares for this jump.

The ground seems to shake as she lifts herself all at once. In an instant all eyes in the cafeteria are on the body of the minotaurus flying through the air as she flies with the grace of a salmon who has just been released from the clutches of a falcon harpy ten thousand meters up.

And just like a salmon her body flops against the hard tiles without even managing to flip once. The cafeteria remains silent for only a second before returning to the conversation. You can see her fingers twitching in your general direction even if she isn't moving much. Her hair is splayed outwards from her head like the halo of a martyr.

"D-Did I fail?" Comes the only question she can muster through heaving lungs.

How do you respond to the girl knocked out on the floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698306
Legally they have to after that cable guy got Tanukistein to sue the fuck out of his employer after they sent him to install a box at a manticore sorority house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317
>Pat her head
Maybe practice and you can try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317
Help her up, then tell her she passed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317
Take her to the infirmary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698318
>manticore sorority house
there's your problem, that's just some whore house on campus property, everybody knows that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317
Bully her. Bully her so bad. You have to establish who wears the pants if you're going to be in a relationship, particularly since she's much stronger than you. So bully her and only then reluctantly go out with her. Bully her.

Eventually convincing her babbies come from storks and handholding is optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317

Dammit, this is getting too cute. Seconding >>12698323 >>12698324 >>12698328

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698222
QUICK MAKE A SAVING THROW FOR WILL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317
Help her to the nurses office and tell her I'll help her get better at it. If she can eventually do it I will agree to go out with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317
Tell her she did good, then haul her to the infirmary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698330
Apparently the cable guy didn't, and now it's the responsibility of employers to warn of this stuff.

The better business bureau has a rating system now for how likely you are to get raped in the work place. So called 'Red' jobs(like pizza boys and pool boys) are almost all unionized now and they get mad hazard pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698279
>A couple years pass. You finally move out of your mom's basement and into a dumpy apartment near the bad side of town.
>You don't have much but it beats parental dependence. Enough for internet at least.
>You even met a nice holstaurus lady who lives down the hall. You really hit it off; she's a matronly type, very sensitive, soft-spoken, easy to talk to. A sense of humor that doesn't involve putting others down.
>Her main is on Eredar. You joke about this.
>One winter night, you're hanging out in her room. The heat's gone out because your shitty landlord doesn't give a fuck about his tenaments but what else is new. You pile up the blankets on her couch while she huddles up in bed, talking across the room to you.
>The conversation flits about some random topics. What kind of people your parents are, what friends you've had, what school was like.
>"I had a simply awful school life, I must admit. I had a minotaur in my class who would say truly terrible things about me. In retrospect I believe it was jealousy, for I attracted the boy she was most interested in."
>"Muscleheads are truly dreadful people, in my experience."
>Yeah...
>"She was friends with a manticore..."
>Actually, I had bully problems too.
>There was this shark girl who ended up sharing almost all my classes with me. Like if my scheduling counselor went and made sure we'd never be apart from each other.
>She was... popular, I guess? It seemed like she was in with the jocks, the jinkos, the onis. I know her best friend was an oni biker.
>But somehow... I dunno. I got sort of a weird vibe from her. Not that kind of weird. But like, she was hiding away, or something.
>Kind of... lonely? Lonely's the word, maybe.
>I guess this sounds funny given all the torment she put me through. Like forcing me to wear a cock ring under my underwear, or making me give her backrubs barehanded against her rough skin, or making me change in a girl's locker while the minotaur football club was in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698331
I like this. But don't be too cruel or else it can backfire. Actually, having it backfire would be nice, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698222
>Oh god
>You know what's happening
>That Barney-skinned Bitch spiked your pop
>Just as you make the connections, it kicks in hard
>You try to scoot backwards, but double over in pain, as a burning sensation sears through your body
>The girls are at your side, and you let out a pained groan, followed by the handful of words you can squeeze out of your lungs
>"Pop"
>"Spiked"
>"Grapesnake"
>"Fucking"
>And "Wench"
>You lose consciousness soon after
>You only hope you won't do something you'll regret while you're blacked out
>You're only going to be a horny, uninhibited wreck, after all
>Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317
Pat her on the head, say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q, then take her to the infirmary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698133

You're not allowed to say anything other than "it's shit".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698342
>>12698336

With what, your forklift?

Gotta at least tease her if you won't bully her. Feign disinterest so she'll be extra grateful and obedient when she has you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698356
Fuck he must have rolled snake eyes on that saving throw.

Get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698356
WHAT IF IT WASN'T THE GRAPESNAKE THAT GAVE HIM THE MICKY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698378
>>12698356

So what now? Do we roll to determine which MG is raping him when he wakes up? Only a natural 20 throw can save him now.

Especially with the Oomukade in the room, which has one of the strongest poisons of any MG, so probably has resistance and will wake up horny before anyone else does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317
As I said before.

I help her up, and tell her
"Kinda. So, what time did you want to go out?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698384
Oomukade has the strongest natural poison. But grapesnake is a chemist and alchemist.

I think we are going to wake up to see which of the MGs we are raping with our super drug strength. Oni mom is a possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698351
>She'd always offer to be my partner in PE for whatever activity we were doing. Not out of good will I think. She'd have this razor grin on her face and call me "small fry". Then when the jocks would walk by she'd yell about how I was in love with her and wanted to marry her, me, the pasty nerd who at lunch in a bathroom stall. That's when everyone would laugh, no matter what I'd say to disprove her
>She'd loop Tina... her oni friend in with her. Sometimes they'd make me "pool boy" for the day even though the coaches were supposed to keep the pools maintained. They'd jump in after hours when the pool was closed, and made me strip naked and join them. The whole time I'm scared shitless, thinking we'd get caught and I'd take the full blame. As I always did.
>[The holstaurus shifted in her bed, propping her chin up on her hand, listening]
>This went on for the full four years. At first it was only like, once every two weeks. But as the semesters went on she started calling for me all the time.
>I heard she got in trouble with the principle a lot. The whole class would talk about how someone saw her storm out of the succubus counselor's room, all red-faced, teary. The tough girl, teary-eyed.
>I always thought, serves her right.
>Even now, I guess I have trouble letting it go. Maybe she did deserve it. I'm still a little mad about it.
>But sometimes when she'd have me bent over carrying her books I'd catch something in her eye.
>Maybe this sounds like I'm over-analyzing.
>I'd catch this look. She'd have this kind of, peaceful smile, I guess? Like all was right in the world while she had a lackey to haul her stuff around.
>She got suspended a lot. I heard there was a campaign to get her kicked out for something.
>She didn't come to graduation. I went up to the podium, grabbed my diploma, and thanked whatever gods that I wouldn't have to see her on my final day as a high schooler.
>And that was the last I saw of her.
>"Funny how things stick in your mind, huh?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698390
>Oni mom
oh christ I forgot about her now I'm sticking around for this instead of smoking a bowl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698351
>Matronly Holst Girl Next Door
This. This is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698390
>>12698384
I have a feeling we'll wake up in the hospital.

Then get raped in the middle of the night by grapesnake after visiting hours are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698390
For future reference, Girtablilu has the strongest poison/aphrodisiac of the MGE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698384
HERE I GO! THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED! IT'S LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY!

ERUPTING BURNING THROW!

If it's a 5 then we succeeded in rolling a 20.

[Maritan No.]

Still have so improving on my cell shading to do...
Anyway, here's a little something I did for fun while I had some time.
May improve upon it some more later once I have more time.
As for the weapon, I'm sure some people have played Riviera or games from the dept heaven series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698396
> matronly holst neighbour trying to open up about how manticores bullied her
> "NO WAIT LET ME TALK ABOUT ME INSTEAD"
This anon is even less smooth than sharkgirl's skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698419
Do you do anything else but demon girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698419
Damn, that's sharp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698412
Well, the MGE says it's the "strongest", but since it's a paralysis poison it may just mean the strongest at paralyzing, or strongest combat poison.

Ookmukade's poison is more the most addictive toxin/aphrodesiac. It's designed to capture and addict first and foremost, rather than being a "weapon". Or at least that's what I took away from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698412
I wouldn't put it past KC to write "has the strongest venom of all monstergirls" on several different profiles. The guy's not great for consistency. Or the translations fuck up 'strong' and 'strongest', I dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698419
Hot damn, that's solid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698419

>That spear from the female Angel in Riviera

Maritan pls.

[Maritan No.]

>>12698423
I do draw other things, although my own preferences are demons and angels or a mix.
I've recently sketching other stuff though when I had bits of time here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698412
Yea oomukade venom comes close though. But it's all relative with monstergirls. What biological chemical could compare with just the natural aura of standing near a Lilim after all?

Now that I look at it, apophis profile doesn't even saying anything about chemistry shit. Where did it come from that apophis are apparently good at potions and stuff like that?

[Maritan No.]

>>12698432
You mean the Skadi?
The skadi is considered an Axe type weapon, funny enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698438
> Where did it come from that apophis are apparently good at potions and stuff like that?
Threadcanon. I vaguely recall an MGC highschool bit with an apophis chemistry teacher. Might have started there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698438
>Where did it come from

I think it came from that chart were >>12695490 is from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698438
Projection, probably that guy's headcanon. It's a sterotype in RPGs that the guy good at using poisons is a scientist/alchemist guy. Never saw this mentioned before in regards to grapesnake using alchemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698419
>>12698435
Keep being based, I love your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

So i had mgq at one point but my computer recently had to get whiped and i lost everything. I gotta ask, do all three exist in once place or should i just download them separately like last time and combine them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698452
MGQ, specifically the actual game and gameplay itself falls under more /vg/'s MGQ or hentai games generals.

Also, in the type it took for you to type that and wait for a reply, you could have already searched up all three titles on a torrent engine and begun the download.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698419
Well done, I even can tell what program you use .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698419
10/10 would waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsich tsich tsich

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698323
>>12698324
>>12698328

She doesn't seem eager to get up any time soon and the teacher in charge of watching the cafeteria begins eyeing the minotaurus splayed out on the ground. You don't have to think twice as you quickly walk over to her side and place your hand on the top of her head.

"You did good. Maybe with some practice you'll get it next time." You try to sound reassuring as your hands reach underneath her body and prepare to hoist her up. Your legs shake from the effort and your joints groan but soon enough you've managed to lift her off the ground and slowly shamble together to the infirmary.

Surprisingly she doesn't seem to weigh much. Despite being taller than you and definitely more muscular you feel as if you aren't even trying. You can feel the rise and fall of her chest against your back as you walk on. Her breath is scorching hot as it hits the nape of your neck and her hair is drizzled on your chest from her head.

"Anon..." She mumbles half conscious as you near the infirmary door. You turn your head and see a content grin spread on her face as well as her eyes half-opened as if she were waking from a really good dream. It's also at this time that you realize that her slow heavy breathing isn't exactly related to her jump.

That comes to an end as you throw her down on the nurse's bed. She tries to hold on but relents with some difficulty. Your legs tremble from the effort and you sit down on a near chair.

The lunchbell rings, signalling that at least fifteen minutes have passed. The nurse, a short lich with immense breast hidden in a coat, comes in and does she does before leaving the two of you alone again. You close your eyes to rest when you hear her voice once more.

"Anon?" She sounds tired, but at the very least she's conscious.

"Yeah?" You yawn and stretch out before straightening up in the chair.

"W-Would you like to come to my house after school?" She stutters but stays firm.

How do you answer her amorous approach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698419
My daughter... She's so lewd and all grown up now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698356
>The first thing that greets you as you come to is the ungodly amount of pain trying to bash it's way out of your skull
>The light shining in your eyes isn't helping things, either
>You groan and try to move, but something has you pinned
>Make that someone, as you feel what you now recognize as a pair of arms squeeze you tightly
>Ow
>Head hurts, chest hurts, stomach feels like hell, but that's it
>Wait
>You check again
>Your pelvis feels fine
>Oh thank Hathor
>You groan and try to move again, the arms loosening up on you
>"Hey sleepy-head, welcome back."
>It's Sherry
>You ask her what happened, as you cover your eyes
>Fucking lights
>"You went pretty nuts once you blacked out, trying to jump all over Angie."
>You sigh
>God damn it
>"Hey, it didn't go beyond that, you're lucky I was there to restrain you."
>Double Thanks, Hathor
>"It took fucking forever you tire you out, though! You we're really worked up!"
>Wait
>Does that mean...?
>"It means whatever you want it to, Anton."
>"But you still didn't make it to third base."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698464
She's going a bit fast.

[Maritan No.]

>>12698446
Ah, thanks, I'll keep doing my best.
I enjoy bringing new designs every now and then when I can.
>>12698458
Oh? What program do you think I used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698464
The speed in which she is going could rival the majestic Jinko on the prowl. But sure, why not. I don't have plans anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698462
she looks like she was told by her parents she couldn't rape her 'boyfriend' at prom
>BUT MOOOM!!!!!
>"At least wait until after the festivities honey, you're a lady, not a whore."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698466
>Narrowly missed the shirking violet route.
Damn it! Better hope she at least misunderstands and thinks he actually likes her but is just to tsundere to admit it sober.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698464
Help walk her home, make sure she gets there safe. Then exchange numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698466
We gotta get payback on Barney the not so friendly Grapesnake. This is mandatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698466
Third base is oral right? I hope Sherry isn't jealous cause we attacked the other girl in our rape drug stupor. Ask her what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698466
ask her if she wants to 'hit a home run then'... oh god I sound like my dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698438
From here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698464
Insecure strong girl is cute. Say we will take her home and chill for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698474
Ain't third base when you get to have sex? Or is that a home run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698474
Second is making out and groping. So it's still basically cheating territory (unless smooching and groping with other girls is okay for MGs). I think he's locked into Oomukade route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698467
>>12698469
>>12698472
>>12698477
No matter what happens make sure to tease her and say we aren't official until she can do a back flip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698480
Yes, this. This Anon knows what's up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698477
>>12698480

Yes, string her along with feigned disinterest in her. Insecure a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698478
>>12698474
1st base - PDA
2nd base - making out
3rd base - foreplay
home - penetration in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698474
>>12698478
Fourth base is full on sexy time.

Third base is oral.

Second base is split between minor and major "leagues" which I find to be complete bullshit. Minor is like heavy petting and Major is handjobs or fingering.

First is whatever like kissing.

Home run is holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698471
>>12698479
You guy's are forgotting something from earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698483
>PDA
First base is a Personal Digital Assistant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698483
'foreplay' covers a pretty large range of activities.

That could be anything from squeezing her tits through her thick sweater for the first time, to full on ass to mouth

I thought it was
1st- tongue
2nd- tits
3rd- oral
home- sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698487
Yea the oomukade has said she has a girlfriend. We may have to fight him after he discovers we forcefully tongued his girl's pussy in a drug induced stupor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698492
boyfriend i mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698489
>>12698485
>>12698483
In conclusion: The base system was never actually an established thing, and ranges from everyone's different perspective of the matter.
Everyone you ask about what base is what will give you a different description

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698419
Awesome stuff. Your coloring is what really gets me like always, it's fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698438
Might also be because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698492
It was only 2nd base man, she probably just jerked him off like 15 times.

Or busted out the ole Tenga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698492
>>12698494

"Boyfriend out of town" could be the MG equivalent of the whole "girlfriend in Canada" thing. That is to say, completely made up to save face for being stuck single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698485
There is no fourth base, you clown.

Sporty lizard girl is so fed up with your ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698468
I meant that in a good way, I too do work on the computer.
This was a face project

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698464
>Shortstack Lich
...yes.

Anyway, I say we go with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698512
There's always that one anon who can't see through the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698522
Not seeing through the joke is the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698516
[x] Molest ears. Deep kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698535
I always liked dark elves and fox women

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698516

[X] Nibble ears
[ ] Lick ears
[ ] Stroke ears
[ ] Bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698535
Someday there will be a picture. A picture of elf-eskimo kisses. Two elves, adorably rubbing the tips of their ears together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698504
It's like whomever made that doesn't watch anime or read manga. Everyone knows girls reach full sexual maturity and full-boldness at 14. Anything past 21 is CC. Why? Who knows. One of the many mysteries of the orient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698535

Why are chocolate elves always the best breeding material. It's like a fucking mystery of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698546
Probably because some of their 30 year olds look 14 so they just assume anybody that looks like that is sexually mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698546
I wish there were more chinese cartoons not geared toward children. I'm 27 and there is a lot of anime that would otherwise be good, but I can't identify with highschool kids anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698565

There may be no God, but there'll always be Legend of Galactic Heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698469
>>12698472
>>12698477

You agree and depart for the moment. She smiled at you all the way out of the infirmary and the moment the door close behind you she let out a very audible scream of excitement. Your hands shook and metaphorical spaghetti endlessly flowed from your pockets as the clock on your classroom wall ticked by at neckbreaking pace.

you exited the school gate and immediately saw her. She had switched out her navy blue and plaid skirt school uniform for jean shorts and a modest white top with a caricature of a sunflower pasted on its center. Her smile lit up as her eyes came across you and the remaining students were forced out of her way at her stampede.

"Anon!" She screamed and immediately reddend at the realization of her blunt excitment. She breathed in and out and repeated with a calm breath. "Anon. Let's go, it's this way!" She reaches for your hand and pulls back almost the moment she touches it as if it were on fire.

“A-Anyway, let’s go.” She looks away from you and walks at a brisk pace. You follow in silence and soon the crowds of students thins out. Before even ten minutes pass the two of you are completely alone on the sidewalk with nothing but the chilly winter wind.

You wait for her to speak but she never does. You do however see her mouth open as if she were about to speak several times before inevitably giving up and quickening her pace. Several times you’re forced to ask her to slow down as she nearly breaks into a run from her poorly hidden embarrassment.

The two of you arrive at her house before an hour passes. It’s a small two story house with a large backyard. The sun now hangs behind you a deep red against the horizon painted full of delicate pastels. The minotaurus waits for you at the door before unlocking and walking inside.

“S-So you can just wait here and I’ll get something for the two of us.” She excuses herself upstairs and leaves you alone in the living room. Just then you realize your situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698567
You’re in a strange girl’s house far from home with no way to get back. Moreover, that strange girl is a half monster several times stronger than you and is clearly ready to do crazy things in order to win your attention. The stone in your stomach drops several times as nervousness elevates into fear and then into panic.

“Just stay calm and see what happens.” You tell yourself with muddled whispers as the sound of large objects being moved reaches your ears. She descends the stairs once more. Now with several pieces of exercise equipment draped on her shoulders and her clothes replaced with tight spats and a yellow running shirt bearing several sponsor names.

“Let’s do this!” She declares as she walks back out the door with a determined grin. You have no idea what’s going on as she fails to explain anything. Reluctantly you follow her into the backyard where she drops the exercise equipment and begins squatting religiously.

“What are you doing?” She doesn’t stop as she looks up at you with a perplex look as if it were obvious.

“I’m training for the backflip!” she announces without resting as she reaches fifty squats achieved. Sweat glistens on her skin as she focuses.

“You’re still going to do it even after that hit?” She doesn’t answer but instead nods as her breathing becomes slightly labored. She hits two hundred before finally getting up to address you with tan skin shining in the sunlight.

“Our deal was that we’d date if I managed a backflip, therefore, until I succeed we can’t go on any dates.” The childish logic makes sense, but at the same time you wonder if she didn’t hit herself too hard.

She snaps forward with wide eyes and places a terrifying strong hand on your shoulder. “Unless of course, you want to cancel the deal and go out anyway?!” Her cheeks turn pink and her grip intensifies.

Your answer to her inquiry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698567
>Scream of excitement
She is 2cute.

I do wonder what she might be fetching to share. And what her room is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698569

Anon has already spoken.

>>12698480
>>12698481
>>12698477
>>12698482

Bully her a bit so she'll be obedient and let you take the lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698569
Hmmm.... I've already got a handful of suitors.

Let's see you flip for me, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698569
I gotta agree with the anon up there, tease her a bit and make her work for it to prove she is actually willing to work for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698569
Let her fail a few times and then accept to date her anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698569
Nope, a deal is a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698569
>Tight Spats
>Desperately training to win your hand.
>Tan skin shining in the sunlight.

GO OUT WITH HER
ASK HER OUT
RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

What ever happened to the paladins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698587
So, what, you want to make her try again? There were no lose conditions set though. Maybe if she wins, she gets a boyfriend; loses, she gets a master. Or something like that? You can't just say no completely.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundusa massage short soon, fellow STALKERs.

[Anonymous No.]

"Doctor, Doctor! My back has been itching a lot, and it kind of hurts to scratch."
>"Really? Let me see it."
>The man pulls off his shirt, revealing severe carpet burns
>Speckled in red and white all along the man's back
>"And your wife is a...?"
"An Manticore, ma'am."
>She nods expectantly
>"I'll prescribe a medical ointment for you to apply to your back every 12 hours. Also..."
>She looks at the man
>"Try to get yourself on top from now on, okay?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697849
>Listening to Derulla
>Following Sabbath
It's as if you want to get yourself touched by the Radioactive eraser

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698594
The 'no' answer is get gud and try again. When you are worthy you shall receive the prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698601
When did anons become so haughty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698598
Doctor, Doctor!
Gimmie the news, I got a
Bad case
Of lovin you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698605
The author made her a clumsy, awkward type. That's just begging for light bullying and dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698605
When insecure females started showing attention/attraction to us. Fuck dude this is natural, every anon in this thread been on the opposite side their whole life. It's ok man, being desired naturally boosts your ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698597
Russkie pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698594
>she gets a master
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698466
>You groan again as Sherry pulls away from you, the oni leaving her bed to shut the curtains
>With the painful light gone, you're able to open your eyes
>And the first thing you see is a big, bare-naked, red ass
>Well, you can't say you've seen better before, because, seriously
>Damn
>You can't help but continue to stare as Sherry slowly puts her underwear on
>The oni looks over her shoulder and sticks her tongue out at you, while shaking her butt from side to side
>And here you thought morning wood couldn't get any harder
>"Well someone's happy to see me~"
>You roll your eyes, it's not your fault she's got a nice butt
>Sherry gives you a wink, and pulls on a t-shirt, before walking up and poking your nose with her forefinger
>"I'll go make us some breakfast. You'll want to take a shower, trust me."
> And with that, the red oni left her room
>"Painkillers are above the sink, babe!" You hear her call out
>Good, you feel like you could eat a whole bottle
>You bring your hands up to run your eyes, and you pause
>What's that smell?
>You sniff your fingers an- whoa that's strong
>Oh
>Ohhhhhhhh...
>...
>Shower, right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698611
>>12698608
Yeah, and taking a small boost to the ego and letting it go right to your head, even for just a quick laugh, is a great way of getting a girl who's showing interest in you to give up and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698592
They show up rarely now. Or when a monster is being exceedingly evil. I think most of them stayed on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698615
Yes.

>>12698619
You've never been crushed on have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698592
They all were corrupted. Right now they must be having fun with their succubi waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698619
The girl just put herself in a position to be embarrassed in front of the whole school, of her own volition, just for a chance for a date. I don't think that's the "give up easily" type. Don't be so mad, femdom-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698623
Of course not, I'm on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698619
Not in a school that is only 1/5th humans. Think back now, the popular girls in highschool didn't suffer at all for their ego. You still thought she was cute and cool, even though she knew she was beautiful and popular. You can tease a girl interested in you without being a complete dick and ruining it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698626
>Femdom-kun
First off, that isn't even a thing like Bitch-kun.

Second, even if I am into femdom, that's entirely beside the point. Her willingness to embarrass herself, and continue doing so, already puts her in a non-dominant position. She's never shown any inkling of dominance or dominant feelings towards us. She just wants to go out on a date with us. And by god. Spats. Tanned skin. qt3.14 as all fucking hell.

WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT JUMP AT THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698623
>You've never been crushed on have you?
I was once, but I didn't realize it until like 4 years later. FML

She was cute too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698553
Because everyone knows they are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698637
How did you tell, four years later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698627
That's really no excuse. I used to think everyone here was some massive neckbeard whose skin blistered at the touch of sunlight. But there's plenty of normal people here; normal by outside's standard, not ours. So, any of you could get a gf if you really wanted. At least that's what I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698636
Don't bother. They won't listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698642
I think he's making a /v/ joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698636
>>12698645

You know he's going to get the girl. Nothing wrong with having a little fun on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698650
If there is a jinko, he wont end up with the girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698636
Do you know how long I had to suffer to get Gabby laid, only for a bunch of faggots to fuck everything up? Just enjoy what you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698642
It's not really how i was able to tell 4 years later, it was how in the fuck was it even possible to not know at the time it happened.

Girl invites you over to her house for like a movie night with a couple of her friends(one of her bffs and their boyfriend) and then 'oh no we don't have enough seats, im going to sit in your lap'

I donno man i'm fucking autistic or something thinking about this shit makes me want to hit myself in the forehead with a hammer. I seriously had a crush on this girl for a little while and never did anything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698656
Truly people in this world don't want to have good things.

That's why Kerfuffle doesn't have Bomberman in it. Or Story Mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698650
After seeing all of these CYOAs, I expect nothing but anons fucking up.

>>12698656
But that's what I'm trying to prevent! The fucking up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698662
But it has Jergingha's theme and Knight of the Wind, among many others.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been thinking.
How would monster girl organ transplants work?
They can't magic up whole organs, and a Lich can only do so much.
Would it be divided into hundreds of different MGs and blood types? Or would some MGs be able to get organs from their group (cats, dogs, etc)?
Blood donations must be a horrible mess too, with restrictions on which can even donate if they all share similar blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698663
I like it when writefags ignore the really fucking awful decisions of the anons. Listening to input from readers is good. Letting people vote to dick everybody in sight and rape and drug people because we have opportunity is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698657
See. Shit like that never happens to me.
No girl I've met in my life has shown or done anything even remotely like that.

I've only ever even gotten a girl's phone number after knowing her for 5 or 6 years, and then saying a bs "I want to keep in touch with old friends" excuse.

So then I hear about guys who get in situations like that, and I just feel extreme pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698663
>>12698653
If we can't trust anon to make choices, then there shouldn't even be CYOA's in the first place. Go read some pastebin work if you hate more democratic methods of decision-making in writing.

Yeah, inconsistency sucks. But it comes with CYOAs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698673
I just want to date an adorable, sun-kissed tomboy.

Is that really so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698675
I want the same, but sometimes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698663
It's inevitable. Anons are niggas, the likes to ruin shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698669
Magitek based operation equipment + Elementalist doctors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698663
>>12698675
Exactly my thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698666
>Knight of the Wind
Nigger, I don't want Knight of the Wind, I don't Toot Toot Sonic Warrior. I want Catch Me If You Can, the Zero-G remix.

And if they don't put in Mission (Fire) from Fire Emblem, I'm going to throw a bitch fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698685
No one has even hinted at not dating her at all in the entire thread. Just because we want to do so, doesn't me we railroad straight to deredere mode ASAP, every time any CYOAs come up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698683
I feel like I'm the only one that likes Sylph the most.
But wouldn't waifu her because I don't like traveling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698671
This happened when I was 18.

I'm 27 and looking back on my life I've got maybe a handfull of instances where a female expressed interest in me. 10 or less maybe. I can never deal with it at the time, but I can recognize the lost opportunity looking back on it. I'm sure you have had at least one or two chances that you just didn't realize. Because I am a fat ugly awkward mother fucker and I have had some, you likely have too. I have only ever gotten a single girl's number in my life. Granted I have never asked a girl for her number in my entire life. One girl offered it to me once. She was a friend of a friend and she and my friend both were junkies I was hanging out with and giving a ride too, looking at it logically i she may have only wanted rides and favors, but still may have liked me enough to trade sexual favors for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698670
This. If MC is being guided out of a dangerous building involving stealth by a Kunoichi, it really helps if the host ignores suggestions to BOUNCE THEM TITTIES when you're trying to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698688
>I don't like travelling
This is what happens when your soul is weighed down by gravity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698693
The more frequent problem is
>just finished fantastic date with MG1, we really hit it off!
>walking home, get hit on by MG2
everybody votes to hit that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698699
One of these days, we're going to get MC to end up on a nice boat with our stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698688
>I feel like I'm the only one that likes Sylph the most
Because everyone knows that Undine > Gnome > Ignis > Sylph

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698679
Why do you keep posting this shitty art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698690
Fat, ugly, awkward. And pretty sure I stand at 0 such chances. Certain, in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698707
I haven't? This is the first time I've posted such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698650
You consider it for a moment. Previous to today a girl had never even shown interest in you besides the succubi hollering for your dick from the school ramparts, and that one oomukade who followed you home from the sandbox like a puppy. Those didn’t count though.

“Lets see some squats.” You smile with a tint of maliciousness and her smile dries up almost instantly, replaced by a scowl that slowly reforms into pout. Her hand also floats off your shoulder like the tail of a balloon floating away.

“That’s so mean of you.” She says as she gets back into the rhythm of her squats. You can’t help but clutch your chest as you realize that watching her disappointed face is somehow even cuter than her regular clumsy self.

The rest of the afternoon goes by in a flash of squats, pushups, and failed backflips. In the end you joined her for most of her exercises of your own choice, but she outstripped you halfway into her tenth push up set of one hundred repetitions.

Her backflip attempts were many, even though most ended with her face in the dirt or her ass severely sore. You ended up insisting that she quit after the sun had gone down for nearly thirty minutes and she promised she wouldn’t sleep until she managed it.

She was dripping sweat off every inch of her body by the end. A look of content exhaustion on her face as the two of you sat in the living room after putting away her gym equipment. You had been okay with not talking before as you were actually doing something, but sitting her with nothing but her curious face staring deeply into yours made you uncomfortable.

“So… See you on Monday I guess.” You dusted yourself off and started the motion for getting up before she intervened.

“Want to watch a movie?!” She held up an old remote in her hand and smiled eagerly before turning to the ancient tv. You looked outside and realized it that the night had settled deeply while you waited. Either would be interesting for sure.

Watch a movie or hit the road?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698706
Where does Glacies fit?
Does anybody like cold on dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698706

Undine's only good because she's an "ara ara" methodical yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698714
I'd like to watch a movie.

Please anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12694810

> Laven dreams about fruit-headed people.

Sounds like someone had too much drink before sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698714
Watch a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698715
Between Undine and Gnome I'd say.

>>12698716
>only good
Good enough.

>>12698714
Movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698709
In my 10 instances of females being interested in me, I am including colossally fat chicks and crusty old cougars at the bar. When you are fat, ugly, awkward, you have to realize the bracket you are in. I am telling you, unless you are agoraphobic and literally never leave your house, you have had at least a hand full of instances that you missed. Some people's standards really are that low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698714
Obviously watch a movie. It'll be like a date, but it isn't since she didn't do a backflip.
This will continue on with many would be "dates". That's how you bully without bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698714
I say stay, we don't want to get raped on the way home. Can we trust her, could we sleep on her couch without fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698707
Here, have this as an apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698734
Ugly wings. Wouldn't bang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698734
While hg's bodies are excellent, I'm beginning to grow weary of his same-face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698730
Fun fact. I am an ugly fatass.
90% of my friends and those I socialize with, are not. So I just wind up at the bottom rung, sitting in the corner quietly as people entirely more attractive than me and completely out of my league mill about.

This is my life, and right now, I'm more or less resigned to it. Maybe one day I'll finally slap myself, and start going to a gym to get some positive body image and self confidence going, rather than just coming home every day after work to plop down in front of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698050

Werecat was already one of my favorites. This is incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698740
Gaaaaaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

cyoa writer dude here.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but I do know that I don't plan any extravagant twists unless you guys beg for them or force them.

I don't plan on introducing other girls either unless you choose the very obvious "Fuck this lets go" choices that will occasionally arise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698744
Well, when he goes Alp 'he'll' have much better wings than that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698714
Watch a movie with her, maybe get close. But no matter what happens it's not official until she can back flip... in front of her peers at school. And then we kiss her deep in front of everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698746
Nigga just go with it. You won't grow if you don't challenge yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698746
Don't let any faggot fuck this up. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698746
Bless you for doing this, and being straight forward in doing so.

Tomboys a best.
Adorable, try-hard tomboys a bestest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698742

Fuck you for describing my every day life.

>>12698728

Let me clarify. I have no problem with any of the Elementals outside of Sylph because I at least like my women to not look like children.

Undine being a methodical yandere doesn't detract from the appeal of having sex with a watery tart, but it's still horrifying. Especially if you tell her you hate her.

Then you find yourself getting an asian soap massage from an Undine who proceeds to unleash and entire ocean of desire, quite literally, on you. Only to giggle when you're holding your breath underwater. Only to pull a Waterworld styled kiss on you, while telling you to admit to loving her before she releases you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698759
First off, sorry. But it's the way things are for many of us, I suppose.

Second.
>Asian Soap Massage
Completely the best. Muh fetish right there.
I want one from an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698742
Yea me too dude. I was lamenting about lost opportunities of the past if you didn't notice. But still if you look around you can probably find a fatter, uglier dude than yourself in a happy relationship.

I guess way back to my original point, don't matter what you are working with, you have still had chances and opportunities to work with. They may not be great chances or stellar opportunities, but they were still there. Or if you are young, then they will be there in the future.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>Came in with idea for new CYOA
>Already some going on
Well, guess I won't be procrastinating with my other writing.
Maybe tomorrow.
Keep going Minotaur guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698772
If you have ideas for stuff you want to write you should just do it and occasionally as for suggestions, instead of making it a cyoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698772
If your next CYOA isn't as shit as the first one I may follow it.

It was shit for the choices, not for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698772
I personally don't want you to do another CYOA. I enjoyed the fuck out of it, but that was precisely the problem. I got 2mad when faggots purposefully derailed it. I'd rather you'd just straight up write some cute adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698772
As this guy said >>12698778 normal stories are much better than CYOAs. If you feel like doing it go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698383
IT WAS THE CENTAPEDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698765

Yes Anon. An asian soap massage. The kind where the air mattress squeaks loudly as an Undine just glides across your body and demands a contract be made. The kind where she'd gladly put dollops of her urn's water on an MG and teach them the proper method to masturbate them and their partner by rubbing their slick labial lips on a rock hard cock. The kind where the intimacy is so burgeoning it leaves you wanting to fuck your wife tenderly and stickily.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12698778
I actually enjoy doing cyoa.
Besides, this idea just doesn't fit as a pastebin story.
>>12698782
>>12698780
Hopefully better structure helps that? Or would having the starting setup and end point planned from the start be worse?
>>12698787
Maybe later then, really should continue on with my pastebin story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698801
Like I said.
The. Best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698772
First of all, what is your new idea?

Also I think a vague 'what do' is better than a poll with specific options, with disclaimer that you will ignore stupid shit. That way you can lead the story you want, and incorporate suggestions that may be cooler or sexier than you originally thought of. Suggestions are good, but if you leave the over all plot up to the anons, we have a good chance of fucking it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698807
If you like it, then do whatever makes you happy man, I'll still read it. And no, structure wouldn't help. From what I understand, it's not your style to spoonfeed, and if we walk into a bad end you'll give us a bad end. which is good. what said though, there are people here that will deliberately push for the bad end. And I guess pick your times and keep to schedule? If you want a consistent story, tell it with a consistent audience, and all that. Some days we were Gabby, andthen there was that one night we just steamrolled mary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698810
>a vague 'what do' is better than a poll with specific options, with disclaimer that you will ignore stupid shit
>Suggestions are good, but if you leave the over all plot up to the anons, we have a good chance of fucking it up
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698809

I dunno man, outside of the fact that it'd make an Anubutt's fur all matted and shit the only reason why i'd want an asian soap massage from her is because of the intimacy of it and the Mummy's Curse. As well as listening to the wet squelching of dick going into wolfcunt.

... Goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698799
Prrrrretty sure the grapesnake snagged her spit bottle out of the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698740
I have looked at this pic for a while, I don't see any wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698742
Have you consider maybe just eating better and walking?
This is a great way to start.
If you are unhappy about your life change it, but start small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698818
Well, generally the kind of soapy-oil they use for those massages washes out pretty easily.

And again. The. Best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698825
A-anon I can't tell if your b8ing or genuinely retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698826
Well, I do plenty of walking at my job, when I have one.

And as for eating healthier...I just don't even know where to start with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698829
I see tits as far as the eyes can see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12697241
She reminds me of Dowman's Cyclops, the ex-Oddman; who cursed a girl to become a frog, and could only be restored by the kiss of a boy.

Too bad she was turned into a Poison Dart Frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698728
>>12698727
>>12698723

“Why not, by now the roads are probably pretty dangerous anyway.” You reason with yourself that if you must be raped by a monstergirl it would be better if it were one that you at least know enough about.

She draws her breath sharply in excitement and turns on the tv. It’s an older model with lots of thickness and the picture definition isn’t too good either, but she doesn’t seem to care as she sits down on the couch and motions for you to join her. You join her with just enough space for someone else to sit between the two of you. Without even looking at her you can feel the frustration from having to overcome this gap.

She makes her move slowly. Every few minutes she stretches and incidentally moves a few inches closer. At one point she goes to make popcorn and on her return takes a ful three inches closer to you. Her final strike comes as she explains how she once caught a fish THIISSSS big, simultaneously draping her arm across your shoulders with a smirk on her face. You let her seeing as how the movie wasn’t anything to really talk about. Watching her advances was the most entertaining part of the whole thing.

“Anon… Do you mind if I lay my head in your lap?” She purrs into your ear as you suddenly realize how close she actually got. Her voice is soft and sensual, very different from her usually cheery and clumsy self. You turn to face her and peer into the deepness of her hazel eyes. The shadow on her face cast by the movie makes her seem more mature than she did this morning.

The movie is the farthest thing on your mind as she kneads her fingers delicately into your shoulder while awaiting your answer. Despite her confidence you can still feel a slight trembling in her body that passes over to you, or was that just your own shaking that you couldn’t keep under control? Your head is swimming in thoughts you don't quite understand and her lips seem softer than usual.

How do you respond to her advance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698832
Consider the following
>Apples, carrots, instead of 4 sausage egg biscuits eat 3. cut back on soda. walk more, park a little further away at the store on purpose. portion control, monitor calorie intake. (essential) peanuts. healthy snacks

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12698810
Idea was a little plot about being kung fu soon-to-be-promoted-to-master-status anon dealing with his master test which I'll keep a secret. All 3 girl options will be obvious from the start.
I'll try and do the 'what do' thing though.
>>12698816
I'll keep structure looser then, I only have barebones and characters planned anyways. Not sure what I can do about scheduling around the audience, it was almost every night for a week with Gabby. Not sure how more consistent can get than that.
I'll still try though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698840
>How do you respond to her advance?
By advancing. go in for the kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698842
Sounds good. Do I sense another Jinko? Cause I wanna go for chuffing rout next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698807
cyoas are cool, but sometimes the options we have are awful.

I am a DnD game master. One of the biggest challenges I have with my players, is letting them make mistakes and awful decisions without ruining the game/story. In DnD you want to have an epic adventure and get rich/famous/powerful/whatever. With monstergirls the goal is a fantastical romance of whatever variety you prefer.

The goal should be established relatively early on, and failures shouldn't fuck it over entirely. It's hard to make a wrong decision hurt the players and still let them continue towards a good end. But this is something you should maybe take into account.

Don't let us vote you into an ending that will be awful. Do let us suffer for making stupid decisions. This is a hard balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698827

Soapy soapy raunchy raunch dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698840
Tell her to show you her abs, you want to do stuff to 'em.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12698850
Was considering one, but I'd need to make her act much different from Mary to keep my interest in her up myself.
>>12698851
Well, end point will be pretty obvious here. Hopefully the romance will be hard to fuck up too.
We'll have to see tomorrow night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698840
Sure, that sounds nice. Pat her head, and then pat your lap for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698841
I've been avoiding apples because they're a pain to eat with braces, but I'm getting mine off at the end of the month.

And I could definitely stand to cut back on soda...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698859
It's good that you're not adding big red DO NOT PUSH buttons. Ah well, maybe next time. Will this be the same length as your last, or slightly longer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698840
Ask to massage her.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12698866
About the same length, depending on how soon anons get to end of a certain point. May take forever if they try and mess around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698840
I'm not sure my lap is that comfortable a pillow at the moment.
>gesture towards tent in pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698845
>>12698858
>>12698861
>>12698870
>>12698877

It's good to have variation, but if every comment is something different it gets a little hard deciding how to mix and mash them without going full retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698882
Hm, so you're saying we need a tie breaker, huh?
I second >>12698861

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698882
Ignore the ones that are stupid/don't fit and combine the ones that are cool?

>sure ok you can lay your head in my lap
>blushes awkwardly while trying to hide boner before she lays down
>lay hand on her stomach
>stroke and caress and gradually go lower as she responds to your touch

See how I combined every single response?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698888
You know, this anon is wise
I say go with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698894
Unless he has a cute or sexy idea already in mind, then just incorporate it into that.

[Anonymous No.]

There is no love here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698907
Why? Why do you have to remind me?

[Anonymous No.]

If I give the monster girl army kissus will they stop attacking my village?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698706
I like sylph, I wouldn't mind a noisy but cute companion. But I would still choose undine over her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698916
It will stop 1 monster girl soldier. You will need brothers to sacrifice with you, if you truly wish to stop the rampage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698907
>Sugita's in it.
Picked the fuck up.
>>12698916
I believe the villagers could just send the shotas as virginal "sacrifices."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698845
>>12698858
>>12698861
>>12698870
>>12698877


I'm sorry but at this point my thoughts are so jumbled up that I can't write a paragraph without confusing myself.

I think I'll just leave it here and continue tomorrow at some point or whenever someone brings it up. It was fun and I hope you guys liked it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698916
What >>12698923 said. Your kisses won't be good enough to cause an army to turn on itself in competition for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698907
This is not an MG pic, remove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698916
It only works if you do the last sentence of this post >>12698221

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698930
Of course not, anyone that would even come up with that idea is far too intelligent to be qualified. We need to find an asexual borderline gay guy who doesn't know what kissing is for. That man will turn an army against itself. By accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698918
I also like energetic playful lolis who grant me magic powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698928
It's ok. I also don't know how the fuck a minotaur is going to lay her head in our lap. What with her horns and all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698907
And there is no pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698928
Damnit!

Oh well, thank you for your effort, and thank you for an adorable, delicious tomboy minotaur.

Hope to see more tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698928
Ya it's cool. I enjoyed awkward back flipping minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698932
I thought robot girls were considered MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698932
>>12698932
Why are golems allowed and not robots?

[Anonymous No.]

>minotaur lays her head down in our lap and lets a sigh/moan

sounds suspiciously like 'mmooo'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698951
When has /mgt/ ever talked about golems?
If they look robotic enough nobody minds too much, it's when they're just pure androids that they're too vanilla for people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698955
>You go on several dates with a gynoid who is suupiciously life-like
>It turns out she's just a human girl who likes making beep boop noises.

[Maritan No.]

>>12698516
I didn't take it badly, no worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698916
You think your kissus will suffice?
You need to have sexu with all of them.
Think you will last?
Remember that the hope of your entire village lies in your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698955
Golems are cool as fuck yo. If I found a golem I would claim that shit, post haste. Inscribe ALL of the runes on her ass. Mow my lawn? Suck my dick? Yes, please.

Some day, love me...?

Yes, please

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/hFcEw4g8

I did this. I hope you guys like it

No h8I did this for you!

Let me know if you guys would want more, I dont really care to continue, but I'd be happy to keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698963
s-sexu? what's a sexu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698968
It's when you take your, your THAT! Your P0n0s! And you stick in her vag000 and j-j-jam it in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698968
Sexu is a verb. It's like sex, but weabo. You aren't cool enough to perform sexu yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698965
>Be you
HOW DID YOU KNOW? WHO ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698972
w-what's sex? is like when you kissu with your tounge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698971
You lost me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698617
Sherry is good.

I like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12692245
I want to do all of these things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698973

Because immersion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698974
>>12698976
It's the zip zop zooblidop in da boop zoop zoopblidoop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698982
Oh.

Why didn't you just say that the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698965
>http://pastebin.com/hFcEw4g8

Really loved it. Fun, cute, lighthearted. Not a fan of Onis or alcoholic slobs myself, but you've got some talent as a writer for sure. Keep it up and you'll be able to level up into a namefag in the not-too-distant future.

>>12698968
>>12698971
>>12698972
>>12698974

Guys, we're only supposed to use >>12698934
on gullible MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698965
Looking foward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698982
Bill pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698965

>Room full of everything from hot MILF MGs to deredere teens, to energetic and adorable lolis
>Title says he will end up with the rude drunken slob instead.

Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699000
Maybe the author likes onis.
Maybe the guy will find a worthy foe in her.
Maybe it's misdirection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698965
Will they fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699003
Maybe it's maybelline

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

New chapter of 12Beast.

It's short and ends in ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

Phoenix harpy when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699000
this is just speculation, but
>The Oni is already actually married
>She gets drunk and wasted to look for suitable partners not for her, but her shy blue oni sister, who recently got into exercising and martial arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699016
Hopefully soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699013
>Spoiler
Hound say what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699013
Post pics

And so long as it's not Asterio I don't care. Aero is bland as bland as bland can get

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12699026
>>12699025

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699026
I bet you like worst girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699033
>IDon'tEvenKnowWhoThisIs.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699033
>Mero's mother and father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699010
lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699013
This made me laugh .
saved.jpg

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12699040
See's a fishing pole, has a flash back to fishing, catches a fish for the girl, 'it's nice but tiny, look at this one,' end flash back and he goes into game healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698993
>>12698995

You are welcome sirs,

>>12698993
Sorry its not your type of MG though. Maybe something more of your taste in the future.

>>12699000
Because I damn well can

>>12699006
Its a MG story, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699051
>A fishing pole
...Okayado is doing Anthropomorphic Objects now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699033
I honestly have no idea whats happening. I think I missed a chapter.
Asterio really seems to like corn. I want to give her mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699091
Well she is a cow, and a big girl. She's likely hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699091
>>12699051
Mean to link that second sentence there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698396
Come on man you gotta give me more than that

[Anonymous No.]

>Holstaurus
>Just like minotaurus, they will become aroused if they continue to see red. Once aroused, they will turn violent, as though they are remembering their true nature as a monster. During this period, their disposition is exactly like that of the parent species, "Minotaurus."
I think this is the first time somebody has ever wanted to be one of the red shirts from Star Trek. I'll sign up for the mission to the Holstaurus planet, you don't have to pay me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699129
Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698317
"Yeah you did. Fortunately for you, I believe in partial credit, so I guess you'll have to do with just a date."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693412
>>12693416

I'LL TRY THEN.

>She dried off her cheeks after a spell and glowered at me.
>"Are you going to let a girl just walk around naked all night? Or is it you just enjoy the view?"
>I may be oblvious, but I definitely got the venom.
>So I took off my shirt and offered it to her. It came to just above her, uhh... "equipment". The hem did nothing but highlight her light dusting of blonde pubes.
>I barely dodged the kick aimed directly at my crotch, her eyes were watery again. God, if she started crying again I don't know what I'd do, the guilt would kill me.
>So I offered her my pants. She snatched them off me and quickly donned them. She couldn't quite button them up around her hips though.
>"So, uh, what're you going to do now?"
>The look my friend gave me would curdle milk and make small children cease crying.
>"Well. I can't go home dressed like this with my parents around. Do you know how much flak I'd cop from my mother... She already suspects that I li-spend a lot of time with my friends."
>"Is it bad to spend time with your friends?"
>"I'm a dhampir, damn it! Different rules apply! Sure, my mum ain't that snobbish anymore, but still..."
>"So... Now what?"
>"Fuck it. Let me crash at your place, my life can't get any more fucked up as it is."
>Her look of utter defeat reinforced the statement. So we headed to my place. It was a weird feeling, she had stayed over before; but in light of the information I received that event completely changed meaning. Now a girl was coming over.

>She collapsed on to my bed.
>"Ahhh... What am I going to do? I need to get back at my shitty cousin, and I need to do something about you too."
>"M-me? In what way?"
>"You saw me totally naked! On top of that, you thought I was a boy! I mean, I may've suspected that a little but-"
>"You totally took advantage of it didn't you? I thought you were way too excited to chill at my place..."
>"This is not the time to tease me."
>"Sorry.

TBC?

[Anonymous No.]

I made more smut
http://pastebin.com/7H3xn8Kx
Pudding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699219
Bless you good sir.

Please, continue.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699219
Tsundere Tomboy Childhood Friend Dhampir is...fan-fucking-tastic.

[Anonymous No.]

I come from the Doctor's Office. May the MGC Police Department have mercy on me.

http://pastebin.com/pfqiAx2F

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699219
>She sighed loudly and took the chance to flip over and smoosh her face in to my pillow.
>"Uhhh... So are you having problems with your mum?"
>A muffled response came from my pillow.
>"Oi. Are you sulking now? C'mon."
>I poked her in the side a few times and quickly moved out of range of her flailing arms and legs. She kicked her legs up and down for half a minute. Then with a gasp her face left my pillow and she transfixed me with a dangerous glare.
>I looked at my doorway, she followed my gaze. I could see the muscles in her legs and her arse tighten. She'd beat me there and we both knew it.
>"We're going to have a bit of a chat, mostly about how you somehow didn't notice I was a girl for 6 fucking months."
>"C-Can we not talk about that? It's slightly embarra-"
>"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I FEEL?"
>I removed my pillow from my face and wondered if I got whiplash from the hit.
>"C-Can I have that pillow back? I-it's comfy."

>I already lost the chance to escape, so I resigned myself to having to talk about our issues. I sat crossed legged on the floor, out of range, whilst she sat on the edge of my bed, hugging my pillow to her chest.
>"I'm sorry I didn't notice, it must feel pretty shitty..."
>"Yeah... Look. You're a moron, but I guess I didn't really do anything to suggest I'm female at all."
>At that her face fell, the Dhampir sighed and let her head fall upon the pillow. Now whenever she talked her chin stayed stationary and the rest of her head moved instead. It looked like she quickly found it amusing.
>"Why didn't you think I was a girl? I mean... Am I not pretty? Am I really that flat? My bitchy cousin said I'd never catch any guy's eye... Unless they were gay."
>Tears welled up again, she managed to hold them in, but it looked like her cousin had hit a nerve. That kind of thing must be serious business to monstergirl kind.
>"N-No not at all, I like short haired girls, and you've got a really nice set of hips."
>She smiled weakly at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699293
He better proves that he means it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699293
Too freakin' cute.
I'd ask if there's anything I could do to make it up to her, not being able to tell for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699293
>Tomboy
>Short-hair
>Nice hips
That. That is the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699286
W-What horrific monsters...how are my daughterus to sleep soundly at night, knowing such an evil lurks in the world, so close to home?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, i recall there is a mage somewhere if you get him something to wash his balls he can make a girls bewbs grow .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699325
no tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699338
Yeah, but it takes like three months of getting him rubbing alcohol for the washing of said balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699344
well, she is a Dhampir, aren't they supposed to have money ?

They sell it in stores you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699347
It'll still take three months, it's part of the spell. Or something.
Just don't surprise him, last person that did had their tail start to grow endlessly. Never heard how that turned out in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699342
>Wanting tits
DFC a best.
Especially on a tomboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699327
>implying the point isn't to make monstergirls terrified of doctors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699359
Nuggets on Tomboy a best. DFC is best for tsundere and loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699361
>DFC is best for tsundere
Light tsun DFC with drills is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699357
Last I heard it was around 25-30 feet and very sensitive for her.
I think MGCPD got him.
Never know with those crazy mages .
I really think they need to document those weirdos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699361
Whatever. Honestly, I have nothing against tits, but I do have a real dislike for tit-growth. If she's flat, she's flat, leave things be, that's my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699360
Why would you need a doctor when the shirohebei at the shrine does healing magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699365
She could just be a late bloomer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698965
Great work man, really enjoyed it. Looking forward to more of this story and new ones too.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, A Cup size bewbs are nice.
I guess
You can play with them right?

[Anonymous No.]

Itty Bitty Dhampir titties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699376
Fact: Regardless of cup-size, Girls' chests are maximum SOFT.

Fact 2: While A-Cup might not be most suited for say, motorboating or paizuri, they are a best for sucking and licking.
Also Naizuri > Paizuri anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699383
While I like your tastes, let's not cause another war over this, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699293
>"Plus your pubes were cute, your ass was great and I don't hate small breasts, I mean you could just be a late bloomer."
>CRACK
>She had launched herself across the room head first and cracked her skull against my forehead.
>We both rolled around on the ground clutching our heads, groaning for a minute.
>"Are you trying to kill me?"
>"Death's too good for you, but die anyway!"
>"I was just teasing you! Christ!"
>...That may've been a poor choice of words, but hey I'm on a roll, so why stop now?
>The Dhampir recovered first, straddled my chest and start whomping my head with my pillow.
>"You asshole! Jerk! Wanker! What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
>Feathers exploded everywhere. Some down stuck to my cheeks, she was crying again. Hahaha... I feel like shit.
>I brushed some feathers out of her hair.
>"You don't even see me as a girl, what am I to you?"
>"You're a pretty thing, I mean it, it was seriously disconcerting when I thought you were a guy."
>"Then why didn't you think I was a girl?"
>"Well, I could give you a list of all the times you attacked me, and the fact you dressed pretty boyishly."
>"...Putting aside all the times I hit you, I'm sure we can do something about my clothes."
>I nodded sagely, she could clean up nice. I mean, I don't think I could imagine her in a dress, but even some tighter fitting or better cut clothes would do her wonders.
>"Alright. You. You're coming with me. You're going to help me choose something... cuter. No, shut up, you have no say in the matter. It's a da-you're coming."
>I guess that's that.
>I took a deep breath, well I tried to. That was the first I noticed really. The feeling of my cute Dhampir friend's ass resting on my stomach. Of course then I noticed her thighs pressed against my sides. So I looked up and I saw her bent over me, our eyes met.
>We both went bright red.
>"Of course I'll come with you."
>"G-good... What're the sleeping arrangements?"
>Oh. Shit. I didn't think about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699553
Sleep together, of course. What other answer would you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698907
But you're wrong! Love transcends all dimensional barriers! That's why Wurms can bend space-time to their will! Because they've got the biggest hearts and the most love! look at this heart? Have you ever seen a bigger one? Thought not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699614
>Wurm
>Wings
Try again
Also >Breaking it that easily
I can't hold her hands if she has that little control of her strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698569

It'd be wrong to make such a determined girl upset. If she's hellbent on doing that backflip for the sake of going on a date, then I guess I can't stop her. I just hope she doesn't get any further injuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699616
>try again
Not until someone makes a picture of a Wurm holding out a cup of noodles to the viewer.
>Breaking it that easily
Chocolate breaks easily. As do hearts. Chocolate hearts are the most easily shattered things imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699614
>Love transcends all dimensional barriers!
Sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699623
I'm absolutely positive, Christopher Nolan told me so! Let's study some science-babble so we can one day get to our waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699629
Tell that to the girl who's crying because the person she feels closest to is a jackass playing a video game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699656
Has she considered maybe letting the guy have a break from her nagging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699629
Christopher Nolan also told you that Bane is retarded and that Talia Al Ghul likes him instead of Bruce

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699666
>Bane is retarded
That was Schumacher though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699669
BOTH OF THEM MADE HIM RETARDED
When Bane was first introduced in the comics he was basically a Hunter and Batman his prey.
He caused Chaos to both study and tire Batman down mentally and physically. He figured out who Batman was through intuition and knowledge of human physique and when he finally broke him mentally down he struck and Broke the Bat's Back and broke him Physically. It's to this day one of the best Batman stories. Then Nolan says NAH HE'S JUST TERRORIST NUMBER FIFTY BILLION

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699706
Fanboy please go. Let's talk about Zombies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699709
Formaldehyde on your dick is not a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699706
My favorite bat Story is the Dark Knight Returns, followed by Killing Joke. Frank Miller did a gritty reboot before gritty reboots were a thing.
>Crime fighting sociopath Werebat fighting masked Oni Bane when?
>When Monster Gotham City burns
>Then you have my permission to die

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Succubus girlfriend who likes to visit you in your dreams
>She will never take you to worlds you can only visit in your mind
>To worlds where you hike upon the tops of cumulonimbus clouds for days at a time
>Or dance upon the stardust of the night
>Or just fuck like newlywed lovers on sunset-hued shores
>You will never fall in love with her all over again every night
>Only for her to her to leave you every time
>But not before telling you
>"I hope you wake up soon...my love."
>Kissing you with tears in her eyes before fading from your sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699718
Monster Girl City is a manwhore, whispering to be saved from Manticores.
And I'll whisper... no.

[Anonymous No.]

You're working for a food delivery service in MGC. You're the delivery boy, you work the front lines. You have multiple orders and it's your turn to get first choice of where you have to deliver. Which would you pick?

>Double dough cheese pizza w/ 3x extra cheese and a liter of cola to be delivered to the college apartments
>Ten racks of barbecue ribs, five pounds of beer-battered onion rings, and two kegs of beer to be delivered to a rented out community center
>One strawberry shortcake to be delivered to a house in the suburbs
>One cobb salad with French dressing on the side and a large iced tea (unsweetened) to be delivered to a small apartment built on top of a gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815
The last one. It's not too heavy, but not suspiciously light either. I'll get away with my Wizard's Apprentice license intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815

>First one

Sounds like typical college person ordering.

>Second one

Either a bunch of kinda big bitches or one GIGANTIC bitch. I'm not ready for that.

>Third one

Ara ara~

>Fourth one

Fit girl? I like fit girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815
>Cooks start placing bets on what is going to rape the delivery boys in each order

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815
the last one
because fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815
Second. I've always wanted to know what a true american is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699818
>>12699824
>>12699826
>everybody expects a Polt
Too bad! It's just fit Moth-chan! D-disappointed TZICHheads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815
Last one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815

Dude, fuck all of that. I want to know the name of this restaurant.

Making pizza AND barbecue? I could buy that. But making pizza AND barbecue...AND delivering?

I'd order from there. Fuck being a Monster Girl, I'd just order from there. Then when they guy got there I'd just ask him to hang out and watch TV or something. Be like, 'Hey, just tell your boss I was a really deep-voiced Scylla or something and you can say you were getting raped for four hours'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699833
>implying
I want a fit moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699826
Okay, I'm going for
>Lich/undead/bookwurm roomates
>Onis/Amazon wedding
>[Ara ara intensifies]
>Some skinny ass kitsune or w/e

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699824
>one GIGANTIC bitch
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815
I want to know the restaurant name because fuck man that looks like a great place if it makes all that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699824
>>12699818
>>12699829
>>12699841
>>12699843

>Implying the last one isn't a chubby Monstergirl who is trying to lose weight and rented the apartment over the gym to be closer to it

Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815
Gotta take the Shortcake. I will deliver it timely and eagerly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699849
>restaurant name
Who else would run it but the Brorcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699839
I'm thinking places with delivery boys who offer "special services~" would charge a different rate than others, so it'd probably charge you a pretty penny

[Anonymous No.]

>unless you are agoraphobic and literally never leave your house, you have had at least a hand full of instances that you missed
Why must you remind me, anon. It haunts my dreams enough already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815
>Group of college monstergirls waiting to rape the delivery guy while stoned out of their minds
>Proud american who invites you to his anti-monstergirl barbecue, lots of guns included.
>Haughty vampire who will berate you for not adding extra strawberries and then give you a special tip.
>Jinko/Oni who immediately forces you to spot for her without touching the food

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699852
>implying I wouldn't want to get fit with a soft girl
there are few limits to my depravity, anon. Many fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699861
>Jinko
m-muh boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699852

That would actually be a wonderful twist.

>She normally prefers to be on the bottom, but insists that she gets on top this time
>She thinks bouncing will help her burn more calories

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699854
>get a job at porkers through the equal opportunities for humanboys act of 1993
>boss forces me to wear assless chaps
>patrons grope me
>coworkers rape me in a orgy of fat and sweat every day
>gotta mop afterwards
tips are nice tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699861
I thought it might be jinko, but wouldn't she eat a lot of meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699868
Specially if she wants them gloots
Seems more like a MG who wants to be shapely and nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699867
assless chaps is redundant, anon.

Chaps, by their nature, are assless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699880
You know, this kind of just blew my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699868
She's on a cut so that she can get down to properly showing off her muscles.

Later on once she's found a mate she'll get back into her bulking phase and put on some chub for training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699013
>>12699033
>>12699051
What is happening? All is deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699888
Hound always deletes his images a few minutes after posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699286
call the cops/10

dude, stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699894
Which sucks, because now people like me will never see whatever it was he posted.

[Anonymous No.]

There are people RIGHT NOW who wouldn't become a Henshin hero for their Monster Girl Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699900
>Henshin hero
I don't even know what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699885
>toned and fit in the summer
>soft but still strong in winter
muh dick
Didn't think it was possible to love jinkos more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699900
You're damn right I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699228
3 season soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699902
Sentai, Kamen Rider, Metal Hero, Space Sheriff, Ultraman in some cases.
Come on man
>>12699904
>Hating Justice
Do you want your Monster girl to be counter raped by evil unforgivable villains

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699902
変身　hero

coming from　変　meaning change or transformation and 身 meaning one's social place or one's self

basically it's a disguised superhero who wears spandex and tights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699903
>cuddled up with your soft bulkan Jinko in the winter cold
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699917
>spandex and tights
Thank you, Weirdo in a Blue Leotard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699917
>wears spandex and tights.
So an alp?
That is gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699923
The Dickless Wonder is the hero we need!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699923
>Alpman was just a regular human boy until one day he was bit by a radioactive Deruella
>His body underwent a radical transformation as he grew wings, tail, incredible strength and agility, and a vagina.
>Now she patrols the streets in her spandex and tights, stopping rape and being the wingwoman of all monstergirls out there
>Not the hero they wanted, but close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699914
My monster girl IS an evil unforgivable villain, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699952
>Godzilla
>villain
America, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699952
I saw a Godzilla (or something similar) character monster girls posted here, she was a busty twindrills dragon. Someone please repost so I can save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699952
She's one of those secret derederes.

Cold as steel and cruel as can be until you crack her shell. Then she melts in your arms and becomes the sweetest most romantic girl out there, but only for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699972
No she melts in your arms because she's going nuclear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699972
That's why evil girls are god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699974
Meltdown Godzilla hasn't been drawn as a Monster Girl yet, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699972
That's the best kind of ____dere. Isn't it a type of tsundere, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699978
She has actually
and it's even sadder than the original version

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699977
True dat. Embrace the love. Learn to accept that she's evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699979
it could be a dandere or a tsundere if you consider the old archetype instead of the new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699981
That's not evil, that's edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699952
>Godzilla chan will never rampage through Tokyo because you forgot your date with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699898
The archive might have the images on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699989
Wasn't there someone who was going to tell each movie as a monster girl version

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700000
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700030
Oh, I didn't even notice that.
Well, now I can brag about getting quints to all of my top pals on 4chan, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699964

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699983
Edge is evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699978
Her dying moments have been drawn as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700042
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700048
Well damn. We need cheery stuff now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699286
How fucking morbid, keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700064
At least her daughter gets to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699972
>>12699977
I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699286
Serial Killer tier, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700096
So do we have any stories featuring sadistic deredere love interests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700096
I usually like evil hand handjobs but that's too horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700108
None that I know of, but there is that one short werewolf greentext which sometimes gets posted with >>12700096.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700108
>sadistic
Are you talking CBT level sadistic here or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699365
>he wouldn't massage her chest to make them grow

You are just the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700113
So I just have to get back to writing my own? Eugh.
>>12700114
No. The deredere overrides that kind of shit. Unless the guy wants it. But I don't, and I'm sure as hell not reading any more loli-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700114
More like a girl who likes to tease him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700108
Sadly there aren't, which is bad because sadistic deredere is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700127
You think that now, but everyone will hate it forever after Alp ruins it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700118
What sort of sadistic do you mean, then? Hard teasing? Sadistic to other people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700133
Tender loving femdom with the occasional
>Oh dear, did I go too far?
>N-nothing a little ice cream won't make up for...
And then there is ice cream and much giggling from both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700130
Wiat, you're saying he ruined it or that he will?

>>12700140
Something like the Kraken from MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700144
I'm sating that I will ruin it. And I apologize in advance. It wouldn't be so bad if other people tried to do it too.
>Kraken from MGE
I guess she's kind of like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700140
>tender and loving
This isn't sadistic in the slightest, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699880
Assless chaps mean wearing the chaps without the jeans underneath bro. It's like saying naked apron. It means something specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700155
>This isn't sadistic in the slightest
True. But see>>12700118
>The deredere overrides
and>>12700140
>Oh dear, did I go too far?
Getting too into it. You know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700042
There is like no good version of Ghidora-chan
She never has three actual heads.
How am I supposed to feel the drama of middle head chan loving me while left and right hate me, and then watch middle chan die and become the machine part of Mecha Queen Ghidora

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699293
How old is this guy he can't tell a girl from a boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700170
These things happen to a lot of middle-aged men who go to Thailand as sex-tourists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700164
>>Oh dear, did I go too far?
The girl comforting her crying husbando after she bullies him too much is extremely cute, and one of my favorite things.
http://exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700174
That doujin is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699917
But what if I'm the "villain"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700174

>Sylph bullies her husband
>Literally takes his breath away in order to teach him proper breathing techniques
>"Hora hora! Do you like it do you like it!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700196
Then she's the hero, and then she has to decide between love and justice.
And love conquers all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699936
The anonymous cockblock is leagues better than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700196
Prepare to have the evil in your essence wrung out of you via dick by the masked avenger.

Basically a kunoichi takes it upon herself to correct your evil ways using her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700173
You know this is not the same thing as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700199
>And so Lich Kamen sacrificed herself to destroy the evil overlord, and neither was seen ever again. The end.
>Meanwhile Lich is busy getting it on with the villain far far away in their mountain hideaway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700214
Good End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700202
>Basically a kunoichi takes it upon herself to correct your evil ways using her vagina
That and females corrupting good guys are my fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Snf6LLFRg

>You will never listen to your Kunoichi waifu singing this in the moonlight
>You will never notice a scar on her face not unlike a Centaur's hoof print
>You will never see the tears flowing down her face as she embraces you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700202
Won't that make her evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700219
This takes me back... Haven't seen that in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700226
Evil is subjective anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700219
Why even live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700226
Don't worry, she's wearing a female condom. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700219
Really weeaboo?

>inb4 something something weebs and 4chan

REALLY, weeaboo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700228
No, I meant like, infect her with evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700226
>>12700226

It'll just make her even more obsessed with you and cruel to people who aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700232
Looks like we've got a badass over here!
>>12700235
Of course not, that's just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

What's that one doujin that is literally has an Alp in it?

You guys posted it in these threads before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700236
>yan kunoichi

She won't watch me go to the bathroom at least, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700245
Just look up anything that involves genderbenders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700249
You don't want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700249
Of course not, just don't look up at the ceiling where that heavy breathing is coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700249
You won't see her doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700249
>watch
Of course not. She'll turn around.
>I don't hear a tinkle...
>I-I'm just nervous!
>...are you masturbating?
>NO!
>I'm still putting you in diapers.
Yandere a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yan Kunoichi
I want a Deredere Kuno like the one whose feeding her lover with Chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700238
Well, all that evil has to go somewhere you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700263
It goes in her womb. She'll give birth to an evil brat who will pull pranks on others. Not her family though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700257
>Thinks up a shitty situation
>Accuses a fetish of being shit because of it

that's like getting mad at your girlfriend cause she cheated in a dream you had.

Full retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700253
I enjoy reading on the can. Why compromise that?

>>12700257
Now, let's not say something we'll regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700266
>Yandere doing yandere things that are shitty means yandere is not to blame
Yandere a shit. Your Stockholm syndrome will not make me agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700271
Who are you, the normalfag who thinks 2D and 3D yanderes are the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700275
3DPD doesn't factor into this. Yandere a shit, nothing you say will make me change my mind. I'm willing to drop the subject. And I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700275
>First he's all "Yandere are so cool!", but then all of a sudden he's like "Oh god don't put your finger inside my penis!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700280
You sound exactly like him. Bitching every time yandere is mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700283
One has nothing to do with the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700283
Then what is supposed to be good if yanderes are shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700286
But I'm not him. And I don't bitch every time yandere is mentioned. But it's still shit. To me. Does that help? In my opinion it's shit. Now you don't have to argue with me anymore, I specified it's just my opinion. That you can't change. Let's stop. Here, have a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700293
Tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700293

Tsundere cakes, or Ara ara momdom like Wight and Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700304
>Tsundere cakes
I hope this becomes a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700307
>I CHOSE to stay a virgin, don't get the wrong idea!
>It's not like I'm dating you because I'm desperate! I actually really like you!
>...
>FORGET I SAID THAT, JERK!
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700307
I only know of one tsundere cake

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/500589/0f796a4849/

it's kinda shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700301
>>12700304
>>12700307
Tsundere is shit. No one, not even tsungafgs like tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700301
>First he's all "tsundere are so cool!", but then all of a sudden he's like "Oh god stop beating me up for looking at you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700321
Kuudere and sadistic deredere are the only good ones, argument over, post fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700320

>Tsunderes are good when they aren't tsun

Damn, that's a killing blow. Straight to the throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700320
I'll admit that not every tsundere a shit, but pic-related on the other hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700298
Yan isn't shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700317

http://exhentai.org/s/19b42459dd/513301-7

>Not knowing any other tsundere cake doujins

One job, Anon. One job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700325
>First he's all "Kuudere are so cool!", but then all of a sudden he's like "Oh god stop ignoring me emotionally and sexually!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700336
But kuudere is not dandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700335
http://exhentai.org/s/9c2a35b414/549933-8
>Same author as the one I had in mind
Thank you based author!

[Anonymous No.]

Yanderes are good because they are loving and devoted.

Yanderes are bad because they tend to be crazy and kill people.

I want the good of a yandere and ignore the bad of a yandere

pic related is a good yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

Only needlesly violent tsunderes are shit.

Tsunderes like >>12697014 on the other hand, aren't.

Yanderes that blackmail/threaten/hurt others or even themselves for the sake of protecting their loved ones are shit.

Yanderes that just want to cuddle with their men and keep them close for as long as they can are the only good ones.

They key is not to push either of them too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700332
It one or two faggots, everyone knows yandere a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700355
No anon, today is not Esdese Sunday. Esdese merely aspires to be Dakki, so praise Dakki instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700346
I prefer the vanilla one, but she's good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700346
>>12700359
I didn't understand the end of yanmoth. Has the guy been with her al this time? Is he still a child and she's been feeding him visions of him growing up, or did he really move away and come back as an adult? Does he block the memory each time and comes back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700367

Think The Butterfly Effect. But now with infinitely more mindfuckery and time loops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700358
>be dakki
What?

I don't know about you, but here, it is Sunday. ESDESE SUNDAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700367
Yanmoth's love exceed reality to the point where time manipulation is simply achieved by thinking of the desired result.

she resets his life every ten years when he comes back to visit, then waits ten more for him to return so that they can play their adult game together.

eventually he'll find a way to break out of the time loop, but until then he'll be forced to impregnate her over and over as she constantly waits for him to return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700369
>Butterfly Effect

But she's a moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700374
>What?
You don't know who Dakki is? Your Edgedese and her Tatsufag would both be played like a damn fiddle by her. And she would get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700380
Now I'm brought back to that one time we had an assblasted Esdesefag back on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700384
>an assblasted Esdesefag
>an
There's a whole lot of people waifuing her. Hell, even I think she's the best character in the series. But that's not saying much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700387

>A shitty BDSM yanderefaggot Not!Nazi
>Most popular character

Gee, I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700355

>tfw finally got around to getting a wireless receiver for my old 360 controller and getting DaS II for PC with all the DLC
>accidentally wind up skipping around to all sorts of different parts of the game because it's a bunch of branching paths with dead ends instead of interconnected areas
>less of a dead forgotten realm feel than the first game even with all the areas patterned off the old ones
>but upgrades are a pain in the ass to find until like halfway through the game
>least I think I'm halfway
And that's why I haven't written jack for the last few days.

Honestly the whole cycle thing reminds me of all the "This has all happened before and it will all happen again" Time Prophet stuff from Lexx.

Now back to it. I'll surface again when I'm done dicking around I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700387
We will have Mein's head!

[Anonymous No.]

Time eliminate all bitching and give praise to the best operators in all of Monstergirldom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700401

>Zombina
>Best operator

Yeah, wonderful plan she has in getting shot all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700400
I hope you will. She's shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700404
I'm sorry, I thought we were paying attention to results rather than methods? You're like the stereotypical chief complaining about loose cannons. Don't be that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Still no more Awkward Backflipping Minotaur
>Still no more Dietritch Adventures
>Still no more Anton & Friends
>Still no more Paladin Reintegration Programme

Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700376
>Forced to impregnate her over and over
>She amasses a horde of daughterus
>Timeloops alternate versions of him and has a massive, incest/selfcest, endless orgy

Best end

[Anonymous No.]

Who wears the pants in your relationship, you or your Monster Waifu?

inb4 'muh equal' 'muh switch' just choose the one that's more dominant, even if just slightly, don't be that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700401
Smith makes Bayonetta look like she has short leg syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700401
>dat Manako thigh gap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
Her. Dragons don't understand any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
>Implying either of us wear pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
I do, she supports me and I drown her in love, in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700401
They all look like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413

I don't think it's possible to NOT be dominant over a P'Orc once you give her a taste of the shaft of shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
With some monsters the pants would be a problem if you know what imsaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700427
>Being That Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700431
You gonna sow your seed in that sow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700439

Multiple times.

Who the fuck do you think I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700441
It was a rhetorical question numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
In the relationship? Me.
In the bed? Her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700434
Okay, fine. I'd expect her to wear the pants, being a werewolf and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
Me. Even if I don't like it that much, but that's the whole point of her type of monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700462
What type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
I actually don't have one.

I just don't know which one to pick, there's so many and they all seem like great choices, I don't even know if I want a dominant or submissive one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
I want to be the sexual squeak toy and MAMONO MANA dispensary chained up in the back of the rape cave.
My pants technically remain, but only as shredded rags somewhere around my ankles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700447
Is it possible to get numb nuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700463

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700470
If you sow your seed in a sow with enough frequency and quantity, I should think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
She wears the pants, I wear the skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700470
Yes. I speak from experience.
Sadly it wasn't as fun as one would immediatly infer. It involved a poorly-adjusted bicycle seat and a 2 hour journet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700469
Why would they chain you? Mindbroken sluts can't go anywhere on their own, not that they'd even want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700478
Anon, you bitch! I bet she pinches your ass all the time, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700469
So ushi-oni or dark elf waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700481
That's rough.
>oh god mah balls lion.jog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700478
Damn, sounds like she's into some kinky shit Anon. What girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700469
This shit is what gives all subs a bad name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
Neither of us since we basically just take power naps all the time. It's not like I can cook for her or anything since she eats food that's literally found everywhere.

I guess I technically do most of the time but every time we need to work and sell stuff she does.

What's weird is that I have dreams of a girl that isn't my waifu though, not sure what's that aboot.

Who's that pokemon anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700478
Hi Connor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700469
>tfw you'll never be a werewolf's or dog girl's squeaky toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700484
Hey, she just needs a little something to make it through the day sometimes. It is my job to satisfy her after all.

>>12700492
The skirt is proverbial, she doesn't generally like "girly" outfits on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700401

Tio is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700508
>Every time you mewl "A-ah, m-mistress" she just fucks harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700500
Hi Jason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700482
Because I imagine myself in that mindbreaking sweet spot when you can feel yourself starting to slip into Stockholm Syndrome, but you still possess enough of a memory of your old life to yearn for the sweet air of freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700510
Oh, and amazoness waifu obviously. amazon a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700524
Why do you like this? What is appealing about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699293
Hot. Fucking. Damn.

I love this shit. Is somebody screencappin' it already? Because if not, I'll do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700531
Amazon a shit. The only thing they deserve is the point of a sword or the crushing weight of a war hammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700534
You gonna get tenderly loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
Wurms can't wear pants, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700539
Yes they can! One leg at a time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700534
Oh you did it again motherfucker. Say that to my face not online and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700537
Dog girls are not only fluffier, they are also much more cuter than shitty amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you restore your Kunoichi's honor after you beat her in honorable combat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700537
>amazon
>tender anything
>love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700549
Amazons can be really loving just as long as you fit the traditional house husband role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700532
Well, I like submission, I like reverse rape, I like male mindbreak, and I like SUFFERING.
This sort of scenario is just rolling them all into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700532
Not that guy but there's no accounting for taste, really. We're just ultra subs.

There's just something appealing about getting torn out of your old life and made to serve some deranged elf who sees you as a fucktoy. There's the fear, but also a sort of liberation, if that makes any sense. Then if we could slowly develop a relationship out of that that would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413

Her i guess, not much of a leader, but i don't take shit nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700516
>she keeps you pinned to the bed, kneading your chest with her powerful claws
>growling your name as she pumps and blasts her hips against yours
>leaving sharp pains all over your shoulders and neck with her fangs
>forces your head two inches deep into the pillow when she kisses you
>jackhammers and bounces your whole body up and down from the mattress when she howls with her climax

>cuddles into you and treats you like a teddy bear when she's spent and nodding off to sleep
>occasionally licks your head from behind
>crosses her legs around you when she spoons, keeping you wrapped up in all four of her paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700547
You make her your vassal of course. Strength is law.

>>12700545
Mein neger

>>12700543
It would be my pleasure.Where are you? Guns or melee weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700554
If it makes you feel any better, I totally get you. I too wish to be carried out of my ordinary life in the arms of a Dragon. No mindbreak or abuse for me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700545
>dog girls
>better than amazons

Pffft. She probably couldn't even defend you from getting raped by an ogre.

>>12700550
Exactly. She just wants a nice househusband to be proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700470
ever rode a motorcycle when it's 28 degrees out?my nuts live inside me when I do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700554
>We're

>>12700550
>this entire post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700557
This is truly the way sex was meant to be had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700534
Anon, we've been over this many times. Amazons want to cuddle with humanboys, not bet them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700552
>>12700554
I don't think I'll ever understand this stuff. I just cannot see what's good about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700549

Tenderly raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700559
I'd love to be kidnapped by a Dragon Girl and kept as her prisoner, and slowly the both of us fall in love with each other.

Only without the singing inanimate objects, her turning into a regular human at the end, and all that. Just pure loving Stockholm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
But equality and switch are the best for everybody!

But her. She takes the lead in most things. Anubis, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700554
>There's the fear, but also a sort of liberation, if that makes any sense.
This is a good point; I think KC's said before that a big appeal to himself and other Japs of monstergirls is the whole "Kidnap you away from regimented society and spirit you away to a place where you don't have any responsibilities". (Because you're a rapeslave).
That is kind of appealing too. And I'm not even slitty-eyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700475
Honestly, while I've always liked ninjas and the like, I find it hard to like them openly without risking being associated with the fanbase of a certain series I've never watched in my life.

That said, she is certainly a fine creature. Took me a while to notice the shuriken hairband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700566
>we are
>we're

I assumed that guy was also an ultra sub considering he wants to be mindbroken. Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700573
Why is the bird the only who looks like they want to be there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700574
>Beauty and Beast
Sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a werewolf's squeak toy and cuddleslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700573
That's not tender at all, that's just bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700583
>Beauty and the Beast
Please no, I want my Dragonfu to STAY a Dragonfu.
>>12700586
>cuddleslut
Lowest of the low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700573
Bite your tongue and choke on blood.

It's the only choice you'd have left

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700573
Tenderly kidnapped, raped, then made to prepare the fish she caught into a meal.

Then tenderly loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700577
Rather than responsibilities, personally I like the appeal of just being whisked away from my bad choices in life. Like say, an internet addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700586
>cuddleslut

I bet you like hugging human girls too. Fucking whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700560
>She probably couldn't even defend you from getting raped by an ogre.

If a dog can hold its own and be a distraction to El Gigante, then I'll take my chances with a dog girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700590
Tender suicide with a note of how shit she is to make her either feel terrible or kill herself as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700588
Please note I left out a 'The'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700580
Sorry, it was reflex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700594
>not wanting to be a cuddleslut

You're a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700600
That makes little sense. She would be both in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700570
Subfag here, part of it is how easy it is, it's much less stressful. You don't have to worry about making tough decisions, you don't have to worry about failure, or making yourself look like a fool, or any of that. You just have to listen to her and obey her every command.

That may sound like much for some people, and some might not like the idea, but for us, shit like that is liberating, as odd as it sounds. As long as you listen, obey, remain completely and utterly loyal and devoted to her, everything will be OK and you won't have to worry about screwing up and looking like a fool or anything. She'll protect you, she'll tell you what to do, she'll handle it all if you give yourself to her.

Not sure how well I worded that but hopefully you get the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700595
Heh, that dog is Hewie from Haunting Ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700604
>Not wanting to be a slut makes you a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700607
The point of a Monster Girl.

If the title bugs you so much, how about "Beauty and Beast and her Kidnapping Victim"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700595
You and I are friends now.

>>12700561
Nice.

>>12700568
>bet

What? They bet them in fights!? Truly amazons are garbage, like red onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700609
I still totally get you.
>>12700612
How about just not making references to stories that don't make any sense in the context they're being used in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700604
This reminds me of the whole cuddle parlor thing some Anon was talking about starting. Like where MGs pay to hug and hang out with young-lookining (but totally legal) boys in cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700609
So you're just really lazy? You don't want to have any responsibilities to such an extent that you would rather be a slave than a free man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700609
>Not putting in the effort to be an intuitive and loving sub.

Please stop talking as though your opinion is that of every subfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700610
Dogs always have your back.

Which is why they're much better than amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700610
So I've heard. Saving girls from spooky castles, then fighting off giant parasite monsters.
What a bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700617
You (Or whoever posted >>12700574 ) started it by mentioning singing inanimate objects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700623
But I like Werewolves and Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700618
This idea... it must be done.
>>12700625
I totally missed that. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700609
I'm a subfag and I don't want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700610
Isn't that dog white? This one is...whatever the standard husky/wolf pelt color is called.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700626
Well too bad, because Hewie girls not only protect you from rape, but they give nice fluffy cuddles, with the added benefit of not beating you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700580
>I assumed that guy was also an ultra sub considering he wants to be mindbroken. Am I wrong?
Well, there's fine detail in here.
It's not so much the getting driven mad that appeals to me.
Rather the idea that MGs are *so* good at sex that it'll render you temporarily insensible.
And one man's mindbreak is another man's "Slowly developing feelings for her over time as you live together, her cute behaviour, little acts of tenderness, and fascination with you gradually melting your heart. Then when the daughterus come along you realise you've fallen in love."

The thing about Stockholm Syndrome is that you can never be certain it IS Stockholm Syndrome. You might be soul mates who just met... unconventionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700619
It's not lazy in the nature of just sitting around shitposting. You still do work and support her in ways such as cooking, cleaning, listening to her, massaging her body, obeying her orders, all that stuff. It's just that she calls the shots, decides who will do what, and all that, as you support her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700639
I'm still not seeing much difference between you just wanting to be a slave because you don't have to have any responsibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700639
Fuck man, a good sub should be able to do more for his Mistress than just listen to orders.

You should be able to learn her mannerisms, begin predicting what she wants, what she likes, be able to please and pleasure her on your own terms as much as hers.

Step it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700620
Not that guy but you ARE putting in an effort to please her. That's actually all you focus your efforts on, and the rewards are much greater when she shows her approval. It's that sort of single-minded devotion that manifests itself emotionally and sexually. It's just not the kind of devotion that looks like grandstanding.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12699894
I delete them cause there are more important things to come in these threads than crab man things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700649
>pleasure her on your own terms
Than you're just being a switch there. It's her terms or no terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700652
No there aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700639
>cleaning, listening to her, massaging her body, obeying her orders, all that stuff.

Amazon lovers confirmed for Sweden tier feminist manbitches.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you go about improving the Dark Matter? As it is she's just a human girl riding a ball of lust up until she finds a man, then she loses that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700573

I wonder what they're making him drink. Something to sedate him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700649
I don't see why you can't have that too. That's just an extension of following orders, you begin to internalize them and expect what she wants.

>your terms

a little vague, you're sounding switch to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700657
With fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700653
Not what I meant. I mean not having to wait for her orders. You know what she wants, and you get right to them. She doesn't even have to tell you at that point, you know what to do for her. If you put in the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700660
Probably nutrient-rich aphrodisiacs to keep him going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700657
Base her off the Kirby Dark Matter. That one has a shit ton of lore behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700660

In reality it's just a pornographic photo shoot using green tea. In the universe of the Amazons it's a liquid from the Water God's fountain or something.

Basically an aphrodisiac

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700609
You. I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700573
>>12700587
>>12700589
>>12700590
>>12700598

My only regret, that I have but one life to take in front of the tearful, horrified face of a monstergirl I hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700665
Look at the eyes, nigga's broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700673
That tanuki story was satisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700674
All the more reason to keep him fed, watered and horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700657
I assumed she got the ball back after a lot of incubus dickings, and she got to ride around the sky on her spherical black chariot with her husbando like some sort of crazy dark Ra.

This new thing they do where they absorb a human woman Parasite-Slime style is bullshit, though. What's the fucking point; she's already got a female body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700675
You've no idea, I wish we had a dedicated writefag on this. I miss Brick, he was hit and miss, but still, suffering was his bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700680
I hate this type of mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700661
Sorry if I'm being a little vague, or wording it badly. I don't mean like switching, giving her orders, or putting her into a submissive position because it's "What she wants" or some such. No, I mean stuff like preparing things for her in advance. Knowing her and her mannerisms well enough to have things ready for her, without her having to order you to do so.

Not really sure how well I'm saying it, I'm not a terribly eloquent person the vast majority of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700664
But that's just what a good househusband does. She can't give you orders about how to be the perfect homemaker; that's something you figure out yourself. Even when she tells you the meal was "pretty good" you watch her close enough to know if she really enjoyed it or not, and what else she likes to eat. You try to figure out which apron she likes better on you. Try to figure out if she prefers you to wait for her at the front door or in the kitchen. Try to figure out if you should just let her rest in the den or come over give her a back rub, or eat her out if she's in the mood. She's not going to be explicit all the time, especially if she had a hard day at work.

>>12700656
Absolutely nothing wrong with being a manbitch if she loves you for it.

>>12700673
Oh look it's you again. Still can't handle stronk wimmen I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700685
It's less like the Parasite Slime, and more like say, a Dark Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700673
Threatening suicide or committing it to spite her is emotional abuse. Please don't abuse your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700685
>This new thing they do where they absorb a human woman Parasite-Slime style is bullshit, though

MGR translations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700690
But she doesn't love you. All you are to her is a cum dispenser and food maker. She could easily find another slave exactly like you.
>>12700693
>Giving a cunt what she deserves is bad.
We're not talking about waifus here bud, we're talking about cunts like that tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700690
Yes, that is more the sort of thing I meant. But still, this >>12700609 makes it sound like subfags just want to be free to laze around, only ever doing something when ordered by their Mistress, which is completely wrong. That's the point I was arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700693
>threatening

>>12700690
Still an unsightly bitch, insult to all malekind I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700413
I do I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700672

>"Ufufu, how is it Darling? An arachne's pussy?"
>"My webbing's nice and soft, isn't it? I love you."
>"Don't worry about moving, we Arachne mate by keeping our Darling's bound and generate the sexual friction ourselves. Just. Like. This."
>"Mmn! Ehehe. I just felt a twitch, are my insides really that pleasurable? How is it compared to a human girl's pussy?"
>"Ara? I'm your first?"
>"Mhmhm! You're so adorable, moaning like a girl. Don't worry, Darling. I'll take care of your virgin dick. Just let my pussy shape itself to you. You'll never leave me. Ever."
>"Haahn! I can feel you twitching even more than before! Are you ready to do it? Go ahead, come inside of me. Let it all out!"
>"Ahhhhn!"
>"Mmn! There, there, wasn't that satisfying? Don't worry. I plan to milk every last drop of your virginity out of you. Just say those three words."
>" 'I love you'. Say it with me now! 'I love you'!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698396
Fuck that girl man.

christ I hope you expand on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700695
Actually just a long-awaited translation of the MGE-1 version of the profile, which has sat untranslated for a long while, as the guy overseeing the translation had to go back and forth with KC's middleman a bit on some details.

The final translation, and the accompanying image, portrays Dark Matters as being similar to Dark Slimes, or Parasite Slimes or some such. Their "Female Half" will rape, bond, and merge with a human female, assuming her body with the desires of the original Dark Matter, as they are pretty much nothing but female lust incarnate originally. So fusing with a human female gives them an actual "Consciousness".

This is how the author of MGEWG2 came to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700692
>It's less like the Parasite Slime, and more like say, a Dark Slime.
Actually, no, they make pains to point out that it isn't.
With Dark Slime, you start with an MG and a humangirl and you finish with 2 MGs.
With Dark Matter, we (or at least I) thought you got the same deal. But it isn't. You start with an MG and a humangirl and you finish with ONE monstergirl.
>>12700695
Read 'em and weep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700703
I find it hard to believe she'll be able to remain aroused, when I'm a crying, blubbering, screaming mess, since I'm terrified of spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700539
>>12700542
You know if they made one legged pants they could just pull it up all the way, at worst they might have to wear a belt.

Wait, no, that's fucking stupid.

You know that image where it shows the guy in pants that he just magically rips off without damaging? That's the shit Lamias needs, then they can finally obtain the glory that is jeans.

And short short jeans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700703

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700711
>Number of MGs
Fair point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700698
Easily find a man who could make lasagna as good as I can? Fat fucking chance.

Keep hating, your ignorant rage gives me sustenance.

>>12700701
Fuck malekind, it's never done shit for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700722
I'm not angry, I'm simply pointing out you are nothing more than a lazy little bitch. Everything you have said has made you seem like you just want to be a slave and sit around all day doing nothing but whatever your slave master says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700698
>Being submissive means you're disposable
Great to know what your attitude towards your women is, maledomfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700673
Are you the same anon that thought Sea Shanty anon's story was some cruel and evil thing?

There's a couple of you anons roaming around here so it could have been another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700722
>Fuck malekind, it's never done shit for me.

Spoken like a true bitch. Really, the only way you could become even more bitch would be to become female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700734
>Automatically assumes I'm a maledomfag
You're boggy man isn't the only one that disagrees with you and the fact that you think they are just proves how stupid you really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700698
>But she doesn't love you. All you are to her is a cum dispenser and food maker. She could easily find another slave exactly like you.
I'm not into monstergirls for their waifu potential. I LIKE the fact that they forcibly pump & dump you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700739
This is a waifu thread, please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700719
>>12700719

http://imgur.com/yRBzBZH

There is no love like being milked dry by an Arachne, your seed filling her deepest parts and allowing you to sire beautiful daughterus with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700735
You mean the kraken's story where the guy couldn't leave? I'm not him, but yes, he even said he had family.

I remember a story, back when they weren't hated, involving a knight and a manticore. Sure she raped him, sure she kept him for a few days, but after, they walked hand in hand to the guys' village and reunited with his family. That kraken story, if that's what you're talking about, was messed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700739
I think you want >>>/3DPD/
>>>/vanilla succubus/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700732
If you still think that doing everything in your power to please her is "lazy" then I think I'll just stop replying here.

Amazon haters, the most irrational of the bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700738
Sorry, I actually assumed you were a maledom fag because I misread another post you responded to. My bad.

My point remains aside from one false identifier, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700739
>I'm not into monstergirls for their waifu potential
Dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700734
>whiteknighting 3DPD
>in a monstergirl thread of all places

WHY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700739
>Not being the sub for your waifu.
>Liking being pumped and dumped.
...there's something off about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700752
At least you admitted where you were wrong. That makes you 100 times better than the guy above you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700760
>3DPD
When did we start talking about that?
I assumed we were speaking about MGs.
As we should always be doing.
Don't bring 3DPD into this.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all of you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700708
Oh, nice bit of trivia.

>>12700711
Why would I weep. I've never been into dark matter, but I don't dislike them, particularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>You can't even enjoy femdom anymore
What happened to these threads.

And I say this as someons who likes both femdom and maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700740
>>12700750
>>12700755
>>12700762
>>12700769
OK, OK, let me reclaim some... not dignity, but 'less shame'.
I like waifus as much as the next anon, but I enjoy the prospect of spending my bachelor days being raped dry and discarded like an empty juicebox by a cornucopia of supernatural beauties with monster bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700777
Newfags man. Just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700777
This isn't about femdom, but bitch anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700778
I have a waifu but I'm also a boyslut at heart. Nice taste nig

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700778
So you want to be a slut?

I see nothing wring with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700777
We aren't talking about femdom, we're talking about people like that bitch in the manticore story.
>>12700778
Why? I mean at least become a prostitute and make some money off of it. Have at least a little self respect for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700769
>Great to know what your attitude towards your women is

You said women, not MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700778
>raped dry and discarded like an empty juicebox
If her pussy is still slimy with the cum of the previous man she did this to, I'm in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700798
This faggot again. Just go alp already, you can get all the cum you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700798
Don't start again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700794
>like that bitch in the manticore story

But nobody here wants to have holes punched in their dick and stuff shoved up their ass and be abused in general. Except for maybe that one guy who wants to be the cum dispenser but that's not what the whole househusband argument was about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700801
I don't want to be a girl, I want to fuck a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700807
Speaking of Manticore story, anyone have the screenshots? I want to relive it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700808
Men are the biggest sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699815
>>12699818
>>12699824
>>12699826
>>12699829
>>12699832
>>12699833
>>12699836
>>12699843
>>12699852
>>12699853

Wasn't planning on it, but here are all of the 'true' results.

>You deliver to a recently turned Alp who used to be a fratboy. She artificially deepens her voice and insists that she just ordered from the wrong restaurant while wearing oversized men's clothes, invites you to come in and play Sega Genesis. Very quickly turns into a quivering, lusty mess and begs you to fuck her. She's still getting accustomed to her new body (which is over five times more sexually sensitive than a human's) and is completely unable to do anything but masturbate furiously while begging for something in her pussy. Her curves are still slight but she has a pretty face. No rape this time, instead you get to choose whether you indulge her or not. If you don't then she ends up going out of her mind within the next few days and rapes the entire apartment floor. If you do then you get a submissive cockslut for the next five hours. After she calms down you talk about sports and play Sega Genesis. No tip (she's a college student, come on), but you get a loyal repeating customer who asks for you by name.
>You deliver an obscene amount of food and beer to the monthly meeting of the Council for Cultural Oni Understanding, an organization dedicated to dispelling the horrible myths and misconceptions about their proud, storied race. They do this by, once a month, having a massive, hedonistic orgy. That makes sense, right? You're just one of many food delivery guys called out to bring the grub and booze. You're instantly pulled into the throng and raped repeatedly my multiple huge, drunk, muscular Red Oni. In-between fuckings you get to sample the alcohol and food that's been delivered. The ribs are good, got a great smoke ring. You're impressed. Three days later you shamble back to work. The owner pays you extra and you get the week off. You got raped until you loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700814
True story.

I just want to get swept up by the next oni scumbag who comes walking down the street.

[Anonymous No.]

Femdom, maledom, equal or switching. It's all inferior.
Without a doubt, the one true way to determine leadership in the bedroom is with a jolly bout of good-old fashioned wrestling.
You and your monstergirl waifu both dress down, oil up, and let your muscles and the spirit of friendly competition decide who takes the top!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700820

>You deliver the shortcake to a suburban baby shower in honer of a recently wed Kitsune. Turns out the extra hormones made her throw a tantrum and crave something sweet, so a friend desperately dialed the first food delivery service she could find without realizing that it was a feed 'n fuck service. Everyone's very nice and they apologize for the misunderstanding. Your reward is a large tip, a slice of the cake, the chance to touch the mother-to-be's stomach, and the sound of a dozen monstergirls squealing in joy as the Kitsune exclaims that the baby kicked. No rape, as the Kitsune is happily married and none of her friends want to take the spotlight away from her on a special day.
>You deliver the salad and tea to a very active Jinko yoga instructor. Apparently, her mother was an Echidna and it led to some weird genetics. While she's the same weight as most other Jinko, she's also considerably taller (about nine feet). This gives her a muscular, but slender frame and she takes advantage of it by focusing on aerobics and flexibility over strength. She towers over you, sweaty in skintight spandex and silently eating her meal in less than a minute. She chugs the tea and only uses the dressing conservatively, throwing more than half of it away. Afterwards, she asks if you want to stay. Though you're apparently given the opportunity to say no, something about her confident, business-like demeanor tells you that she's only pretending to give you a choice. No matter what, you get raped...in every position imaginable. Her sweaty, muscular body coils around you and immobilizes you in any way she sees fit and she dutifully demonstrates her ability to do things such as touch the back of her head with her toes. You're sent off brusquely with a decent tip and a few stern, emotionless words. "Food was good, you lasted decently. I'll order again." A bit of playfulness, however, shows through as she slaps your ass on your way out.

How'd ya do, delivery boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700823
Jolly good old sport!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700813
Just check the archives

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695545
hey, let's take this in a less bitchy direction.

>"Hey scales?" you say
>"y-yeah?" she responds
>"shut the fuck up."
>"...What?"
>"Listen sister. You've walked all over me for as long as I have known you. You've treated me like your personal punching bag. No more. You keep doing that, and I swear to god I will lay your sorry ass out. And now you have the audacity to try to make me feel sorry for you. But enough of that. I have a question for you. You're going to tell me something here, and it's going to be an honest answer. Okay?"
>..."Yeah?" She looks fidgety. She didn't see this coming.
>"Here's my big number okay? Is this a fucking joke you're playing? Are you going to go home and laugh your fucking scales off about this?"
>"Well I-", she begins to respond, but your cut her off, placing a finger in front of her.
>you quickly scribble a phone number down on a piece of paper and hand it to her
>"Listen. I don't want to strike you down or hurt you. I know what it's like to be alone. But I don't know whether to trust you. You've done me nothing but harm. So here's the deal. On the off chance you aren't fucking around, and you genuinely want to travel in the right direction for once in your life, you're going to call that number. That's my phone number, my personal one. Do that, and I'll give you whatever assistance that I can provide. Or, maybe we'll just go out and play pool or some shit. That's assistance too I guess."
>"This is not a request. If you want to talk to me, you talk to me. I won't mind. But I'm tired now, and very confused. I think we both are. So now we're going to go home, and think long and hard about what we both want. Give yourself a few days. Then, if you want to, hit me up."
>"Again, If you honestly want to talk to me without having a fight, if you want to be on good terms, I won't deny you. I want to trust you."
>you step out of the car, but leave the door open. you extend your hand out
>"We cool?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700820
I'd blast that Alps processing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700820
>>12700829

>Chose the fourth option

I fucking won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700838
Hey, fuck off with your shitty rewrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700823
...that's switching bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700845
I want to become an Alp, but only if I get to stay as a reverse trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700849
anything with less bitching than that greentext is better for me. The MC was such a submissive bitch, it's like he was turning into a dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700829
>anything but option 4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw5N8iVDHI
glad I picked option 4, yoga jinko best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700853
So go phase 2, then get friendzoned forever? Harsh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700829
> chose the suburban shortcake
Well shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700853
Just gotta find a dude who really loves reverse traps and get cummed inside by him a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700859
I'm fine with this as long as I can walk around town with a dragon dildo in both holes and an shocker vibe in my peehole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700861

Nigga, you got a piece of shortcake and the chance to feel a pregnant woman's belly. Be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700854
He got bullied by a fucking shark girl for four years of his life and is probably an emotional wreck, why would he just snap back at her in an instant like that? Totally out of character. Not everyone can be Mr. Alpha given all the shit they've been through, let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700863
> love reverse traps
> find alp
> every time you fuck her, she becomes less reverse trap and more feminine cowtits
> thisiswhywecanthavenicethings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700865
Oh anon, you really ARE an Alp! I applaud you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700868
Could have gone worse, I guess, but of the options available I like this one the... second least

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700870
That's not being mr alpha. That's just getting fed up with someone's bullshit. You can only put up with so much. All you did was talk to her, that's not a very alpha thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700873
No, see, they change to accommodate the guy's tastes, so if he likes reverse traps, she stays one. Such is the beauty of the hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700865
Can somebody please explain to me how something the size and thickness of a tree branch can feel good inside of you and not literally rupture your organs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700874
Wanna cum in my nose, big guy?

>>12700882
Mamono mana, I guess. Or building up to it for 3ds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700882
You need to ease into it anon. It takes some work to get that far. Just like learning to like chili.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700882
Maybe he's got a little bit of fairy in his family tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700888
>big guy
No silly, I'm that other Alp here.
...two Alps Spadetailing each other when? Come on .less, do it faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700888
>big guy
Bane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700870
>>12700879
Though that being said you do have a valid point to make-someone who was that submissive for so long is unlikely to change

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700894
Goddammit this is why I hate fairies.
>>12700895
>>12700888
Well if he's not gonna do it I will.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps are weird, they only deserve bullying, no dick ever at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700798
Oh my god, will you fucking leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700907
>no dick ever at all
>Please Mister Anon, just let me smell it!
Your cruelty is of credit to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700796
>MGs are not women
>JackieChan.jpg
Seriously nigga, you're really splittin' them hairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700907
You bully them I'll dick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700894
Around ten to twelve inches tall is the best average height for a fairy, I think.
Still little enough to be all cute and tiny, but big enough that you don't need to interact with them with the same level of precision as a microcircuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700814
>>12700821

Men can't be sluts, only studs. Women are sluts. It's double standard but it's the truth, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700910
>Please Mister Anon, just let me smell it!
I'm now remembering that one screenshot of that thread on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700904
>Goddammit this is why I hate fairies.
See, I want to like them: they're cute, they're whimsical, and they're ever-so-slightly mysterious.
But the whole huge insertion thing just makes my dick recoil, aghast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700923
Its the same for me, just saying the word stretching when talking about them makes my dick soft so fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700813
I'll post 'em if you want.
I've got divided up, or single jumbo one.
Also I think I'm missing a couple of the final posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700879
Once again, she's a physically imposing shark girl who bullied the shit out of him. You don't know what she could do to you at any moment, and you know enough to distrust her when she acts "vulnerable". You probably wouldn't know how to interpret such a situation, and you definitely wouldn't feel it's safe to tell her off. Especially given she just dangled you like a piece of meat in front of a bunch of manticores and onis. You'd be scared shitless.

Also, I think the point is that she's supposed to show regret on her own, just by seeing you so many years later. And there's still some ambiguity as to whether you really hate her still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700910
I'd be even worse, I'd cuddle them and grind against them, and when they whine and whimper asking for it all I'll do is laugh and leave the room.

I won't even be mad if I get raped in an orgy of phase 3 pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700929
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700934
I was asking which you wanted, individual columns, or single jumbo image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700929
Use imgr please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700928
But they don't tear, MGE ones at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700940
That doesn't make it good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700919
What screenshot is that then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700923
Just don't have sex with them in the normal way, then.
Depending on the size, you can let a fairy just sit down and wrap her arms and legs around your dick. She can grind herself against it, and get a good exercise jerking you off with her arms, rubbing the tip with her soft fairy hands.
Just watch out for when you cum, though.
After all, you wouldn't want to coat your fairy waifu in a complete layer of your semen, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700940
True, but it still looks horafying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700945
The one where at the bottom it says /a/ - dick craving sluts. The whole thread is basically a few slutty /a/nons talking about how they want to be covered in the cum and dick stink of several other /a/nons. Made at least one guy fap to the thread. I know somebody has to know what I'm talking about and have the picture on hand.

[Anonymous No.]

That Dhampir thing made me think of Hunter x Hunter. Except reverse, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700820
>>12699815

Hey, that was fun. Let's try again with more options that I may or may not give 'true endings' for.

No matter what you chose before, you wound back up at your job and another set of choices to be divided amongst its employees.

>Two orders of vegetarian lasagna, an order of anise breaksticks, one jumbo layered salad with Italian dressing (for two), two slices of Ricotta pie, and one bottle of dry red wine (imported) to be delivered to a loft important near the center of the city. Special order, requests a 'delivery boy with pretty eyes'.
>One large, thin-crust pizza with black olives, anchovies, and fried garlic to be delivered to a small, singles apartment complex. Special order, requests that the pizza be 'degreased' before delivered and be made only by 'sufficiently sterilized hands'.
>Double vegetarian beanburger with sweet potato fries and a gallon of lemonade (extra sweet) to be delivered the rural outskirts.
>Five pu-pu platters, a jumbo order of veggie fried rice, a jumbo order of pork lo-mein, a tray of teriyaki chicken, and a two cases of beer to be delivered to the slums in the 'bad' side of town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700949
cumfairy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700949
There's this shit too:

http://imgur.com/N5xZ30o

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700963
I pick three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700963
I-I have pretty eyes. I'll go with the first option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700945
>>12700961

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700963

>First option

I am either going to get loved tenderly or brutally murdered, I know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700963
Option two could be a lich, or a clichéd obsessive, scientist-type. Or maybe even scientist wurm. I'll see where that takes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700938
>>12700934
Alright, here's all I've got of the infamous Manticore Bitchboy.
http://imgur.com/a/QM3CH

[Anonymous No.]

>playing video games with your skinny childhood friend
>faint buzzing noise throughout the game
>Hey bro, is your rumble pack stuck on or something?
>Ahaha, you finally noticed...?
>he drops his pants
>instead of a dick there's a big buzzing dildo and several rotor cords going up his vag
>Holy fuck bro, you're an Alp?!
>Oh, darling, I've been an Alp for two years now.
>she walks up over you as you stare in panic
>her pussy drips on you face as she leers at you
>You know, I've had a vibe in every time I came over for the last year~
>she lifts her shirt to show tiny A-cups with bandaids on the nipples
>You never noticed, did you? You're always so oblivious...
>she kneels down to ram her lewd tongue deep into your throat
>It's no wonder you never had a girlfriend. A girl could rub her cunt on you and you'd never realize... I bet you're still a virgin!
>her hand swims down into your pants and caresses your rock-hard boner
>Oh, what's this, BRO? Are you hot for me? You gay bro? You thought I was a boy just 15 minutes ago!
>she slowly pulls your pants down
>I'm soo~ sorry I ruined my holes already waiting for you~ Not! If you only had noticed me in time, you could have had some nice, tight snatch...
>she finally pulls out the slimy dildo and slaps your face with it
>Don't worry though, BRO, the only things I've had in there were plastic~
>her cavernous pussy slowly devours you as she bullies your mouth with the dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700979
That's the stuff. We're all Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700409

Meh. The only one of those I care about is the Minotaur thing. I've never heard of Anton & Friends but Dietritch was a poor greentext and Paladin is just crazy shit for the sake of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700979
>3D Cocklust roleplay.
This shit got old REAL fast, especially when Gropy would come in and de-rail shit.
>>12700990
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700963
Three. I love sweet potato and sweet lemonade, so this girl has great taste.
Number one's a liliarune, I bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700989
No
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700990
Speak for yourself Alpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700989
>Hidden Dildo Use
>Reverse Trap
>Bandaids on nipples
>Pussy wrecked by dildo use.
...I'm not sure how I feel about the last one but HOT DAMN EVERYTHING ELSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700989
>her cavernous pussy slowly devours you as she bullies your mouth with the dildo

I know I've been in too deep when I only interpret that as her pussy taking a dick the second time reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700989
That's just bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700963

This is bullshit. No restaurant is this good. No place has this amount of variety and delivers.

I would order ridiculous shit. I would order pizza with a side of fried rice. I'd order Italian food with southern mac 'n cheese. I'd order barbecue ribs on top of a chicken pot pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701000
...H-how did you interpret it at first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700995

>Number one's a Liliarune
>Implying it's not a monstergirl who just wants a delivery boy to have dinner with, hence ordering double of everything and requesting someone with pretty eyes

You gonna get intellectually conversed at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700989
>>12700998
Okay wait, I read that as "Carnivorous" not "Cavernous" at first.

Yeah, I don't like that last bit.
Everything else though, hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701004
As unbirthing. I admit I spend time on /d/ occasionally, but that in particular is not one of my feitshes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701003
This is restaurant that's obviously run by a mad Lich who won't let anyone tell her what she can can't make and deliver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700930
>You don't know what she could do to you at any moment
That's why the dude got out of the car, and told her that he couldn't trust her multiple times.

>there's still some ambiguity as to whether you really hate her still
That's why he said "I want to trust you", and gave her the number.

> I think the point is that she's supposed to show regret on her own
That's the best point that you could've made. You certainly are correct in saying that him telling her off kind of ruins the bitter taste that was left when the story ended. I, myself, just hate seeing someone let people walk all over them. Whether this makes for good writing is questionable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701007
>You gonna get intellectually conversed at.
Go in expecting sticky plant twin threesome, instead get an awkward evening with an MG who's too beta to use prostitutes without taking them to dinner first?
Glad I picked 3

[Anonymous No.]

>still no Lanternon update

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701013
>That's why the dude got out of the car, and told her that he couldn't trust her multiple times.
>That's why he said "I want to trust you", and gave her the number.

Just to be clear, these are suggestions of what could've happened, right? Because neither of these ever happened.

Why would he say "I want to trust you"? He doesn't know that he does want that. She could be fucking with him.

And you do know that the story continues on from that post, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700989
You made this just to make alps look bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701031
I both love and hate how it's so great for the most part, but then the bits about CAVERN PUSSY wreck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701029
Just to be clear, these are suggestions of what could've happened, right? Because neither of these ever happened.
>>"Again, If you honestly want to talk to me without having a fight, if you want to be on good terms, I won't deny you. I want to trust you."

dude, it's RIGHT THERE.

>Why would he say "I want to trust you"?
because he wants to trust her because he's such a wonderful flower, but he knows he shouldn't.

>And you do know that the story continues on from that post, right?

duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700911
Monstergirls are NOT women, theyr're monstetgirls. Female yes, human no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701037
Your semantics are both strange and confusing. But fine.

>Great to know what your attitude towards your Monstergirls are.

There, happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701037
that seems rather pedantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700923
>>12700949
Either that, or use some size-changing magic. Like the faeries in Ferngully...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701037
>Monstergirls are NOT women
Yes they are. Only a woman is allowed to touch me there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701008
>she rides your dick for half an hour while panting obscenely in your ear
>finally she shudders in orgasm on top of you, almost collapsing on top of you
>Oh, but you didn't cum, did you? What's wrong, bro?
>she slowly lifts herself off your dick, leaving it twitching in the air, dripping with her juices
>You really are gay, aren't you~ I bet you can't even come from a pussy~
>she caresses your neck and collarbones with her slender fingers
>I know! I'm gonna let you in my ass!
>she positions her anus on your drooling tip, swaying her hips back and forth, teasing it with her brown eye
>You can pretend I'm still a boy~ Look, I'll even put my shirt back on so you can't see my boobs!
>she finally stops bullying your dick with her hips and starts to lower herself down onto you
>you feel her buttflesh give way for your hard dick, until it suddenly gives way and engulfs you
>you both gasp for air, she with her first anal experience, you at her throttling tightness
>Ahn~ You know what, bro? I've never put anything in my butt before~ You're taking your best friend's anal virginity, you gaylord~
>she slowly sinks all the way down your shaft, the tightness working it's way down oto your base
>just as slowly she rises again, until her anus lifts off your dick with a disgusting, yet satisfying plop
>you come just as her butt leaves you, shooting your hot load onto her gaping butthole like a drinking fountain
>Ahn~ You came with one stroke! That's gay, bro! Ahaha~
>tears well up in your eyes from the humiliation and betrayal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701044
>Ferngully
Toxic Love with a Polluted Slime when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701049
Well, we all need that special kind of horny...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701035
Oh, you're referring to your rewrite that's completely inconsistent with the story. I still don't think your suggestions would make things more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701047
That's...better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700963
Pizza, whoever it is has good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700820

>Fratboy-turned-Alp as a repeating customer who asks for you specifically

>On-the-job when the boss calls you over
>"Hey, buddy! You got a call!"
>Slightly confused, you take the phone anyway. You hear a familiar voice on the line. It's high-pitched and feminine, and yet simultaneously gruff.
>"Heeeeeeey bro, how's it hangin'!? Low and a lil' to the left, right? Haha, yeah, I know you by now! Listen, the Kanabos and the Tigers are gonna be playin' soon, it'd suck shit to watch it alone. You wanna get over here or what?"
>A wet, sloppy, rhythmic noise suddenly fills your ear along with the lewd pulse of feminine, orgasmic moans. "Nnnngh, fuuuuuuuck, when can ya get here, dude? C'mon! Oh GOD, I'm gonna cum again, I-...wha? Food? Fuck, I forgot this was a food thing. Uhhhh...shit, what do you got that's the cheapest? Uh-huh? Alright, gimme a cheeseburger and a small fry. No, WAIT...double cheeseburger. Large fry. I forgot, I'm hungry. OH, and a large vanilla milkshake...wait, you got other flavors? Uh-huh? Okay, peanut butter milkshake. Large. And a TRIPLE cheeseburger. No pickles, no onions, make sure it has mayo and tomato."
>The call drops shortly as that wet, rhythmic sound intensifies. The next minute or so is nothing but heavy breathing before you hear a loud, breathy scream. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! God, just get here dude, alright? Oh God, I'm goin' fucking crazy."
>"Hey. Dude, you oughta see my tits now. Ooooh man, they're pornstar-tier by now. I'm gonna rub these things all fuckin' over you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701047
I'd kill to befriend a cute reverse trap, and not realize it for a significant period of time, even as she dropped hints while never out-right correcting me.

Don't even care if she bullied me, it's all I'd want in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700990
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701054
You're right saying it's inconsistent. But I still consider myself right in saying that nobody on earth acts in the way that MC did. Submissive? of course. Scared? No doubt. A stuttering, unbelievable mess? No, not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701061
>"Hey. Dude, you oughta see my tits now. Ooooh man, they're pornstar-tier by now. I'm gonna rub these things all fuckin' over you."
[Desire to bi intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700979
Stop wasting images, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701067
Is this the same story where the MC eventually toughened up a little bit, grew a spine, moved out, and started hanging with a cute holstaur neighbour?

Or is that a different story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701071
no. Built off that story, but that rewrite assumed that he grew a spine much earlier, which of course changed the outcome of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never befriend a tiny monstergirl
>She'll never make your room into her personal playground, often playing with your belongings and moving them around, and often "remodelling" your room to her tastes just for fun
>She'll never keep you company when you sit in front of your computer everyday, watching you play vidya, listening to whatever music you search up, reading whatever imageboard thread you shitpost on, while sitting comfortably on top of your head
>You'll never spend your spare time by playing 2-player games on your cellphone with her when you're home, keeping her entertained
>She'll never yelp and shiver in fear and take refuge inside your shirt whenever there's a thunderstorm outside
>She'll never fail to wake you up when you slump over your desk, tired from staying up all night working/studying, and end up falling asleep with you, finding a warm, comfy spot between your head and arms to nestle against

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701081
sounds like a bearded-dragon monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701081
Dem pocket monsters sure are fun. I'd need to get more than one to make sure they never felt lonely though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701061
She's getting lovingly dicked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701067
Have you just never been around a bullied person before? You don't just tell them "to grow some balls" or whatever. He's a fucking mess. Many people in his situation wouldn't just suddenly take that as a cue to tell off someone who's been the object of their fear for years.

You make it sound like a minor deal like being "submissive" by nature or something when most people would be fucked up by that. Fear actually has more influence on our behavior than you think.

>>12701071
It's not clear that he "grew a spine" though. He just went along with the shark girl's invitations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701047
>she
>impblying

Also
>gaylord

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701061
Is she having an orgy, or just masturbating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701096
Masturbation doesn't make Alpboobs grow. This is NTR territory, better stay friends with benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701093
>Have you just never been around a bullied person before?

Yeah. Me. You know what I did? I told him to stop giving me lip, or I'd fuck him up. And guess what I did when he didn't back off? Fucked him up. and I was some 5,10 and 120 pounds at the time, so it's not like I was some crazy powerhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701100
NTR time guise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701055
>you lie on your back biting back the tears as she rummages through your bedroom
>Eww~ What's this, bro?
>she's holding your onahole
>You sure love jacking off, don't you? How many times have you come into this?
>she licks the inside of it
>Mmh~ You're a sloppy cleaner, bro. You like jacking off more than you like pussy, huh? You're one sick puppy~
>she saunters back over to you
>Well, if you love masturbation so much, why don't I help you with it?
>she positions the onahole on her pussy lips
>You know what I'm gonna do, don't you?
>she probes her insides with the cocksleeve, pumping it in and out like a dildo, her face contorting into a disgusting grin
>Get up, I won't do all the work for you a third time!
>she leads you to your bed with the onahole still in her pussy
>You're going to finally fuck me~
>she lies down on her back, beckoning you to penetrate her in the missionary position
>you do, slowly pushing your slimy dick into the onahole inside her
>she grabs your hands and pulls you in for a kiss
>This is what you wanted, wasn't it? All those erogames, always picking the pure childhood friend type...
>she grabs you by the sides and guides you to fuck herself
>It's just too bad you couldn't make it in time~ Now you're left pumping it into an onahole... Aww, it's so sad!
>her sadistic leer and mocking tone ring in your ears as you fuck "her"
>you grunt and moan as you feel the orgasm approacing
>finally you shoot your second load deep into the onahole
>as you lay on top of her, with tears again swelling in your eyes, you feel her delicate hands stroke your hair
>You're mine now~ You're too twisted to ever find a lover, bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700970
Why would you even sex a fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701112
To harness the unlimited magic powers she has?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701100

No, but really, the implication is that she was masturbating like it was going out of style...and her tits just happen to be bigger now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701112
Fairies are stretchy, anon. VERY stretchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701112
Because she's hot?
I'd fuck her like an onahole, mind you, none of that hug sex or q-tip play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701081
>tiny monstergirl bath
>it's just a flannel-lined tupperware box filled with hot water
>carry her around the house while she's bathing

>watching TV
>Construct a little table for her to sit on, just in front of the TV
>her own personal cinema

>>12701112
Because it's what many loving couples do together to show their love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701108
>Has to stuff her pussy with an onahole just to make it feel good.
>Still mocking, bullying you about her "Purity"
>Beaten by the dildos

Yeah, liking this greentext less by the post.
Shame too cause the girl in the pictures is a real qt3.14

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701108
Ew
Like hotdog down the alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701108
>using a fake pussy INSIDE of a real pussy
Confused but erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701112
Because I want a cute daughteru?
Isn't that the whole reason we fuck monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701093
>>12701102
I remember back in my middle school years, I had half the school following around giving me shit for mistakes I had made. But I picked myself up, dusted myself off, and learned from my mistakes. I improved, and they backed off. I would never be a popular person, but it didn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701102
What if the guy could effortlessly beat the shit out of you and you were in the middle of nowhere at night with just him and he just fucked around with you with a group of his scumbag friends? And if you happen to be scared shitless that night?

There are people who can't speak up to their bullies, either because the bully has too much power or because they've just accepted it after years of abuse. I've known a shitload of people like this.

[Anonymous No.]

So guys for what reason would you massage the snake half of a lamia? That shit isn't bound to be knotted up, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701081
>A tiny spidergirl will never live in your room
>Incapable of speech except for snatches of conversation, she mostly just makes screeching noises when she wants something
>In her little web she collects her prey and leaves you alone for the most part unless she's feeling clingy
>When she's feeling bored she gets up on your shoulder and asks you to play videogames by nibbling on your ear
>You find her sleeping on your lap wrapped in your shirt making whirring noises as she rubs her head
>A few days later you find eggs hidden behind your desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701102
>>12701131
>Blogshit
I thought we were better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701141
>that NTR ending
Real spider x monster spider girl porn where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701139
>for what reason
To make her feel good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701154
Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701133
Then you tell the fucking principal. Or your parents. Or simply refuse to exit your house until you feel safe in doing so. There are other options you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701154

Please anon, some of us are just trying to enjoy some cute here. Keep the porn for later.

[Anonymous No.]

Little Mgs roaming around your place, tiny doll houses and furniture everywhere.
They are over playing with the Legos making another HUGE (to them) building having fun with each other.

They see you have come home and all shout "HI ANON"
You then spend the evening feeding and playing with them.

Yes, that does sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701161
Anon, let's not go there. I remember suggesting that once and I was told to fuck off because in the real world the principal and the parents take the bully's side or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701121
>you dream of a different life
>you come home from work to find your cute wife cooking with a naked apron
>Welcome home darling~ Would you like the omelettes first, or do you want me?
>you finger her tight pussy and grope her tiny breasts as you kiss her behind the neck
>I can't decide!
>you bring her to the bed and set her down
>you ravish her tight hole, enjoying her cute moans and expressions
>you fall asleep still cuddling her
>...
>you wake into reality
>she's sitting on your face, milking your cock with both hands
>you come all over your tummy, and she climbs off you to lick it all up
>through your bitter tears you see her twisted, disgusting face leering at you
>I love you so much, bro... We're going to be together forever~
>if only you had seen through her before she became this twisted
>the tear-blurred image of her face almost reminds you of how she was, in your dream, when you were still being fooled
>you cover your face with your hands and weep out loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701160
For fun
How did she ger pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701167
Why is the mc such a little bitch holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701166
>I remember suggesting that once and I was told to fuck off because in the real world the principal and the parents take the bully's side or something.

>the principal and the parents take the bully's side or something.

>take the bully's side or something.

What the fuck shitty type of school and parents do you have? I'd just run at that point. That's just dumb. Do you want school shootings? Because this is how you get school shootings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701167
>Yandere Alp
Well, that's new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701167
Lolwat
What dont he just slap that faggot shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701164
>Anubis from that story
>As a tiny monstergirl
>gets you to build huge Lego buildings and structures for her to explore, admire and live in
>Designs Lego mechs herself which she can actually sit in and "fly" as you pick them up.

Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701167
She even forgot the beer and nachos

Yes, you broke her not noticing she went alp.

This is all your own damn fault anon, Enjoy being dominated by an ALP for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701174
No, I mean I said in the thread that something like that should be done and I was told, by the people in the thread, that I don't know anything about real life and that the authorities are all evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701176
>Lolwat
>What dont he just slap that faggot shit?
Learn english before you ever decide to type something here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701167
It's your responsibility as a man to bully an alp so that they don't become so domineering.

Remember Anons. If you don't bully an alp you're inviting yourself into a life of trouble.

This is why succubi subspecies should be avoided altogether.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701166
>>12701161
Ok. This wasn't even an argument about what it's rational to do, for me or you. Just realize that many people are too fucked up by it emotionally to ever take that step. They internalize it and feel like it's their fault they're fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701177
Strap her into a Model rocket and let her become an astronaut .

Or like that guy who used a weather balloon to hoist a camera up to some ungodly height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701175
>>Yandere Alp
Yes
>ruined loose pussy
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701187
At least it was a dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701177
2cute4me

[slap the alp No.]

>>12701187
Little know but important fact!
The more a vagina is used, the tighter it gets.

That ALP Tang should be uber tight!

[Anonymous No.]

Can tiny monstergirls talk?

I'm imagining speaking in high pitched simlish which you can kinda decipher since they use a lot of body language and it's almost always about playing or food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701191
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701188
I guess it's a bit better than being NTR'd by a horse or Jamal, but she's still fucking ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701188
>implying
That faggot is clearly lying and has gangbangs everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701192
Intelligence levels dictate that
fairy's don't have problems with speaking
so other mini MGS shouldn't either.

It's your cannon , make it your way.

I could see doing a Suigintou sized fairy , but not those little ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701198
>Jamal
Jamal was a knigga who born on the wrong side of the tracks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701201
He is doing that delivery guy.
Every day that she/he can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701186
That sounds pretty dangerous. I don't think I'd be comfortable unless she had appropriate life-support gear, and a parachute if/when she has to drop back down to Earth.

>You'll never go into space with a pocket-sized aerospace engineer anubis, and play with her while she floats about, bouncing between your hands and laughing.

>>12701192
Personally, I've been assuming that all of these tiny monstergirls have the same level of intelligence as their upscaled counterparts. They'd sound a little squeakier though, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701100
>>12701115
He's clearly fucked her several times by now so of course her tits would be bigger. NTRfags fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701210
Her Masters of Engineering diploma would be 3 times taller than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701164

>Come home from university
>Nothing due, nothing to study, free to do whatever for the rest of the day
>Get greeted by little monstergirls, who are always happy to see you
>Sit down on the couch, tired from the hard day's work
>Little mgs are quick to follow, climbing up your legs, and gathering up on your lap and shoulders
>They bombard you with all kinds of questions like always, asking you how your day was, if you're going to play with them later, and so on
>Lose track of time as you chat with the kids
>Eventually fall asleep comfortably on the couch along with the little mgs as they use you as their giant body pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701159

But the question is can they even feel pleasure from it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701212
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12698617
>You slowly pull yourself off of Sherry's bed, the pounding in your head having lessened, but still nasty
>You're nude, which doesn't surprise you at this point, and you look around for something you can wear
>At least your boxers or somet-
>Oh, there are your boxers
>...how the fuck did they get on her ceiling light?
>Fuck it, you don't care
>You carefully snatch them off the light, and slip them on
>Now that you're somewhat covered, you leave Sherry's room for the bathroom down the hall
>You turn on the water for the shower, letting it warm up
>You then open the cabinet over the sink, and grab the first bottle of painkillers you can find
>Excedrin, Hangover Strength
>You close the cabinet and- whoa
>In the cabinet mirror, you see just how rough you look
>Bags under your eyes, bruises all over, and bite marks
>Sherry's, if the fang placement is any indication

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701217
So the list of her qualifications is longer than her, that's good, right?
>>12701223
Yes. Remember Miia shedding her skin or getting the tip of her tail rubbed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700989
>>12701047
>>12701108
>>12701167
Jesus Christ this is so shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701218
I 'd like to have some ;_;
They're like Shinkis but somehow even cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701229
Entire crew of mini MGs going exploring on Mars.

Why? think of the space and weight restrictions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701180
become a school freedom fighter. fight for justice and better cafeteria food. get an anime made about you. Have all of the success.
>>12701184
I understand this. But I just wish he would've picked himself up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701231
You're just feeling insecure and uncertain about your sexuality, aren't you? You closeted Alp, you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701217
I imagine she'd be pretty adept at practical electronics, what with being small enough to work on more fiddly circuits with ease.
Just need to give her a soldering iron she can actually hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701240
I'm gonna shove my foot up your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701239
>become school freedom fighter
Like that guy in Daibanchou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701218
>get home tired and sleepy as fuck
>sit down
>hear squashing sounds
>aw shit, not again. It is the 10th time this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701226

>bite marks

Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701167
>I love you so much, bro... We're going to be together forever~

I'd be happy with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701244
Oh yeah, you're totally into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701248
This is why I'd be too afraid of living with a tiny monstergirl.
She'd have to sleep in a bed on a shelf above mine just in case I rolled over in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701246
Never seen that show. But maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701251
Hey, being able to change how your pussy feels is nothing to scoff at. Loli holes, milf holes, weird, unnatural spiral holes... I bet her demonic energy would even make it feel like an actual pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701252
You're cruising for a bruising anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701256
>show
VN. By Alice Soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701248
>>12701254

This joke is inevitable, isn't it? But seriously, I find it hard for a tiny monstergirl to not take note of your presence, especially when you're about to sit down somewhere near her. I'm pretty sure she'd either scream for you to pay attention to what you're doing or just get out of the way.

Besides, who DOESN'T look where their going to sit down beforehand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701260
And now you're talking dirty to me. You bitch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701226
>Bite marks
Erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701270
You're a sick individual anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701256
>show
Come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701226
>bite marks
Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701273

>Not wanting her to bite you in the rapture of orgasm
>Or to scratch you

It's like you don't even know how to please bestial MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701283
>Wanting bitches to bite into you and draw blood

Have fun when you pas out from blood loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701267
I'll hit you with an alp stick, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701291
Love-bites don't make you bleed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701291
>Draw blood from a bite
Not all love bites draw blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701167
Not going to continue it?

I was really enjoying the yanalp and suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701291
Nipping and severing the main artery are 2 different things Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701291
I bet you faint from getting papercuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701295
Onii-chan, you're so mean~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701291
That's now how it works dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Its like getting a hickey, only with teeth marks

I can see a lot of MGs doing that.

You are at work and all the MGs are giggling at you, and you have no idea why until one points at her neck, so you go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and you realize your wife gave you a bite mark.

Sounds kinda cute actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701298
Not today, I got work tomorrow. I'll see if I feel like it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701302
>>12701295
>>12701267
>>12701260
>>12701252
>>12701244

What the fuck are you people DOING

[Anonymous No.]

>About to sit on a tiny wurm girl without noticing
>She just throws you bodily away from the chair with her tiny wurm claws

How strong would a wurm of just 30 centimetres long be? Bearing in mind that that's counting her tail length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701226
>You take the pills and step in the shower, the hot water helping to ease your pain
>When you're done, you dry off, and return to Sherry's room, grabbing the rest of your clothing
>Your shirt had somehow fallen behind her dresser
>And your pants and socks had been kicked under the bed
>You guess it was just a clothing tornado in here last night
>Finally dressed, you slowly make your way downstairs to the kitchen
>From the voices you hear, it sounds like Sherry's parents are up, Angie as well
>You hope she won't be too pissed off at y-
>Oh shit
>You recognize those other voices
>Of course your parents are here
>Fan-fucking-tastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701315
Will you pastebin it? Will you potentially continue it in prose format?
>>12701316
I believe it's ERP shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701128
Yes, along with dicking the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701316
They call it pro-active dating Anon, It is an alp thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701323
Don't Dick Da Daughteru Chum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701323
Oh boy, here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701321
How is it ERP? There's nothing erotic about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701316
Being gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701320
Evasive actions. Play it cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701326
「D4C」!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701323
Muh nigga
Daughter dicking is the best dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701323
And then there's this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701321
>Will you pastebin it?
Already did so I don't forget: http://pastebin.com/AA4hcU38

>Will you potentially continue it in prose format?
Maybe, depends if I have any nice ideas. I could imagine rewriting the first part in prose, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

Was there anything of her? Stories, pics, etc?
I think a non-outwardly S dark elf is a cute idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701333
Valentine would be the worst type of paladin.

All for America

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701039
I suppose.

>>12701061
Boner STHAP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701343
More like the best
His 「Heart」 would be Unclouded, his words are that of 「Justice」

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701337
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701261
It any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701326
But how will she know I love her if I won't bear the scorn of the world for the sake of becoming one flesh with her?

>>12701327
Yes, right between her legs.

>>12701334
You know it.

>>12701335
Bad father, pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701320

Change of plans.

Tactical exfil through the second floor window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701343
>Worst paladin
>Literally only dedicated to creating the perfect country
>Doesn't care that he'll be sending bad luck to every other country on earth

He's literally the perfect paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701347
What type of monster girl would Johnny and Gyro be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701358
>But how will she know I love her
By teaching her well, making her happy when she's sad, helping her when she has a problem and making sure she can survive in this world on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701320
So's the MC's mom going to be an MG or HG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701358
I automatically assume that people who respond to more than three posters at a time without a real reason other than being inflammatory are baiting.

Shit bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701366
Let's not go that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701366
Centaurs
DUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701338

Everybody knows the only writefaggot that less does art of is that dicklick Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701368
>and giving her the D from time to time
sometimes daddy has to do what daddy has to do anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701061

>Triple cheeseburger, no pickles, no onions, tomato and mayo
>Large fries
>Peanut butter milkshake

Decent taste. Would fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700401
Fucking Tio. Even her uniform is /fa/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700401

Filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700693
"No! You are not going! That's final!"
>"But...darling, I have to. You know how long I've wanted to visit my homeland, it's not fair! It's only for a few months and--"
"You're not leaving this house! I won't allow it."
>You switch to a more gentle tone with her, seeing her reel back in fear
"You know how lonely I'd get if you were gone, dear. If you left me for months on end, I'd be really sad. I'd think you weren't going to come back--I'd kill myself! Is that what you want?"
>"N-...No...I would never...--"
"Then please...Don't leave me. Don't ever leave me, okay?"
>She doesn't answer
>You force her to look you in the eyes
"Okay!?"
>"O...Okay..."
>You pull her in and embrace her, stroking her hair as you tell her
"You're such a good girl, you know that?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701061
>Completely honest about her emotions
>great taste in baseball teams (tigers a best)
>she's totally gonna share that food
>awesome rack
drytoastedwhitebread/10 would fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701386
That thing looks about as flexible as a rubber tire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701388
This'd be kinda hot with a yandere but now there is only cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701398
But, that was the thing:
You're the yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701386
I wonder if she wears normal panties all the time, or she indulges in thongs.

Spats sometimes as well I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys I'm gonna run a cyoa and this is my first one so please be gentle

You're home sitting on a couch with your daughteru, why? Fuck I don't know
Your wife's not home because she's either in the market buying icecream or she died, you choose.
Suddenly your daughteru licks your face seductively "Why don't you dick the daughteru daddy?"


[ ] dick the daughteru
[ ] scold the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701414
You are not even trying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701414
I pick the third option, and go shitpost on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701414
Scold her for being terrible at CYOAs.
git gud, m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701414
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW literally writing a Lamia getting her tail tip assaulted to send her into orgasm because of you faggots

I hope you're happy, you lewd motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701320
Not that big a deal. Some grapesnake tried to long-distance grap you. Not your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701414
Impregnate the daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701422
Oh yes, please do.
By all means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701422
I am, very much so.
Make sure she has her tail tip kissed after she's orgasmed to give her those pleasant little afterglow shivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701320
okay damage control time:
>not your fault; you were poisoned
>whatever happened, you're not responsible
>but you are sorry (REITERATE THAT FACT)
>finish your apology with "I at least want to be conscious for next time" as you wink to Sherry

[Anonymous No.]

Is that dude who was going to do the no-poison manticore story still around?

[Anonymous No.]

CYOA time!


You are outside (yes outside, don't ask why you are outside, you just are).

You see your favorite MG and and yes she is a total stranger , yet for no real reason she comes up to you, and asks, if you are single, and want to have an MG wife?

do you

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Doesn't matter what you vote, you get MG wife.

How was this cyoa? want me to pastebin it?
I hope you liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701453
You're a little late for bitching at CYOAs. We've already sorted out the abundance of them we had a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701453
Fuck man I blew my load halfway through. Shit was so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701453
10/10 best story I have ever read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701453
I wish this was /vp/ so I could unload all 307 slowpoke images I have on your bitch ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701468
Why the fuck do you have that many. Also use imgur I want to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701453
I just realized I forgot to add some more bad spelling, grammar and punctuation.
Oh well, always next time guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701368
>Be Oomukade
>Everyone scared of you because you're a giant fuckin centipede
>Have nearly zero contact with the opposite sex
>Other monstergirls shun you because you're a "druggie maker" and bring down the whole species
>Hated even more than manticores because of this
>Eat alone, study alone, be alone
>Dad cheers you up and assures you your time will come
>Try to make yourself noticed by doing well in school
>Never assault a single boy
>Human teacher still can't help but pause before calling on you when you raise your hand
>Spend your free time volunteering o rehabilitate men who have been abused by less savory monstergirls in various homes
>Read to them, feed them, bathe them, and be their loyal ear for them to vent their frustrations on
>Help many men regain a semblance of normality
>Dare not approach them for fear they will think you did it all for the sake of claiming them
>Eventually, all their stories take their toll on you, all the horrors they have endured...
>Go home, cry yourself to sleep because no one trusts you, no matter what you do
>Shrug it off, remember Dad's words
>Dad's
>Oh right, today it's his birthday today
>Skip out on your "duties" for the day and go home early
>Prepare a beautiful cake, just like he taught you, in the hopes you'd make someone a good wife one day
>Get the house spotless
>Wait for him in your best clothes
>There's no light in the house, except for the birthday candle you've lit as you hear his approach
>He gets home, wiped from work
>You wait for him in the living room, as he enter your sight, you begin singing Happy Birthday to him, and give him a lasting hug
>Eat with him and let him vent about his bitch, slave driving Hornet boss
>He's quite angry, but e stops after a little while, telling you this night is for you both and he doesn't want to spoil the mood and your hard work with his bitching
>Clear the table and tell him to wait in the living room

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701414
Make love to the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, winter is here, the yuki-onnas are having fun, but you are trapped at home from the snow

Will you

Play count the scales with your Dragon wife
(ALT version: Hunt for the reverse scale)

Spend time brushing out your foxes tail or tails?

Snuggle under a blanket with a shirohebei?

Play legos with anubis?

Watch this old house with an ushi-oni?

Drink a few gallons / liters of sake with an oni?

Enjoy beer and nachos with yer Alp bro?

Muck about 4chan being very bored?

Other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701480
>story from monstergirl point of view

full alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
Cuddle near to the fire with my Holstaurus waifu and drink some hot cocoa while watching the snowfall

[Anonymous No.]

And to think we were having such a chill thread going.

God damn, it's fucking Sunday, for Christ's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
You don't need to space your lines that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
Snuggle with my shirohebi waifu. That would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
Would your dragon wife be proud / happy of the fact you know how many scales she has?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701486
>>12701480
I liked it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701497
Nobody's even here. I'd say there are like fifteen people left who actually browse these threads like before. We're just waiting for a timely death once the /jp/ shitposters can overpower the thread natives and shitpost it into being deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485

[X]Sproink P'Orc tail while eating pigs-in-the-blanket on a platter with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701416
>>12701418
>>12701419
>>12701420
>>12701430
>>12701484
Sorry guys got tired and going to sleep with my gf, let's continue tomorrow k?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
1.) obtain jinko
2.) obtain buckets of water
3.) locate driveway owned by that one prick in school who spat gum into jinko's fur
4.) construct wall of snow across prick's driveway, effectively preventing the prick from using his car
5.) pour water over snow wall to encrust it in ice, creating the great wall of prickhouse, a near permanent ice structure that will last well into july.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701061
>Porn star tits
But is her ass any good, that is the true question

[Anonymous No.]

Sitting in a bar with my Fox GF being social with some friends, I keep hearing this 'twang' sound.
Its not a regular occurring sound, just comes now and then.
It seems like I am the only one who notices it.
My Gf is very observant and she looks at me and I tell her about that sound that I hear.
Her friend the dragon laughs , and points at the end of the bar where there is couple sitting.

Its a human and a p'orc.

She says, just watch, wait for it.

Sure enough his hand reaches for her tail and pulls it straight, and when it springs back it goes 'Sproink'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701531
Cut out the RP shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701318
> 30 cm wurm
> sexes you by coiling herself around your dick and milking you to orgasm by undulating her tail
Exactly that strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701518
Jinkos-r-Us?

Mail order Russian Jinko brides?

Special section on Amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701338
>non-outwardly S

But that's boring. You might as well a vanilla elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701508
It is because of faggots like this

>>12701540
>>12701500

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701374
Then where the hell did >>12692694 come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701313
>"Pl-please waifu, no more, it's going to leave a mark and people will notice..."
>No.
>Everyone must know that you're my territory.
>Plus, I can't help it if you're so tasty~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701554
To be fair, >>12701531 is shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701554
I am a thread native though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700745
Nah, neither of those.

I was going to explain what it was but it felt a lot easier to just cap it since nobody ever uses the word shanty making it an easy search.

In other completely pleb news, the main villain of Advanced Warfare was a Manticore and I couldn't help but find it comical.

Also it was shit. Complete shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701556
I like to think that the usually-kuudere mantises give the best/most hickeys, because their mantis instincts tell them to eat their mate's head after sex. And that gets hugboxed down to love-bites all over your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701560
So stop chasing the new people off then.

How is
>>12701531
shitposting?


You really want this thread to die don't you.
if it isn't what you want you don't want to see it. so you call it shitposting or shitpost it .

Soon, you will be all alone complaining about how no one is here..
Oh wait, you already are.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

http://pastebin.com/VeJ9itrg

Chapter two for you guys.
I hope this is an alright time.
Fair warning, it's in MG point of view. For story purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701556
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701569
>So stop chasing the new people off
Newfag removal actually benefits the threads quality, newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701566
I beg to differ, clearly wolf hickies are best. Imagine her trying to pick you up by the scruff of the neck like a puppy.

Yes, I know she'd probably tear the skin off, but I'm hugboxing this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701565
>Filename
Not him but shanties are great. Besides the cultural aspects of music, shanties were also great at helping the focus of the crew and singing them while working greatly improved efficiency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701555

less having fun. Doesn't change the fact that he's a giant dick rider of Bob's.

[Anonymous No.]

Pure love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
Ideally? Get some food out of the kitchen. I'm talking the ultimate in snacks and comfort food. Sausage rolls? Yes. Cookies? Of course. Bottles of lemonade? Damn straight. Pizza, swimming in pepperoni and mushrooms? Fffffuck. Get all of it, just grab armfuls. ARMFULS.
SWIM IN THIS SNACK FOOD.
Take it into the living room, throw it down on the table, and turn on that fireplace. We need warmth like you can't find in Hell. Outside the snow's falling in inches by the hour, only the most lavish comfort will suffice.
Next, turn the TV on, and put on something for background noise. Something old and enjoyable. Maybe a little cheesy. Something you've already seen, which you can tune in when the good bits are on.
But for the most part, you're going to ignore it. Why? Because there's an anubis sitting on the carpet with maybe 80 gallons of Lego split between those boxes, and she wants to build something AWESOME.
So throw on that Mazinger, or that Pacific Rim, or that Godzilla, get on your knees, and have the cosiest fucking weekend you've ever had.

I'm getting to hype about this fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701579
It does change the fact that Bob is the 'only' writefag he does stuff for, though.
Though he could stand to distance a bit from Laska.
Either that or Bob could stop commissioning Laska and being stingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
She doesn't look adorable. She looks smug as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
That was fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701584
>to hype

"too hype", I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
probably kitsune tailcuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
I approve this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701544
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701575
You have just explained why you hang around on 4chan.
You have no friends in real life and live at home all day.
That is the perfect attitude of a basement neckbeard dweller.
I hope you enjoy your life of total solitude interrupted by your only contact with the real world being an image board.
You are truly a sad little individual that serves no purpose in life other than to sponge off others and constantly feel entitled to it.

Do not respond, there is nothing you can say otherwise. Just take the butthurt like a real man for it is the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
It's nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701599
>Projecting this much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701599
>Newfag defense force
Why the hell is this even a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701586
>That smug face making your cock explode over and over in her practiced to perfection oral/handjob skills
Only reason I'd like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701584
That sounds really good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701480
>>12701506

Me too. It's short and sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701584
i didn't know you measured legos in gallons.

Learn something new everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
I'm starting to like this Mist Continent for some reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
> all that bamboo practice makes them super-skilled at handling cocks
oh boy

Aside from that, nothing special. Goes on the "It's okay" pile.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody remember chimeras?

Whatever happened to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701615
Maybe it's because all the girls of the Mist Continent are chill as fuck?
>Jinko
>Youko
>Hinezumi
>Ren Xiongmao

Youko, maybe not so much, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

Arachnotaur claims this thread as her sovereign territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701584
calm down Matt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701622
fuck you shitty level 0 mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701622
>tfw I was gonna post a greentext with a picture before it's too late
>tfw right as I was typing in the captcha
>ARACHNOTAUR WINS!
O-Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701619
People liked her but the design was too clustered up and it didn't seem too exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701623
I was going for more of a Woolie tone there, but I'm glad you caught that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
>stalks their potential lover and gives him a surprise blowjob

bretty gud 3/5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701625
You should consider becoming an Arachnotaur Disciple now that you've seen the power she wields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701622
You know she has a seal on her for a reason right?
I don't think you should consider going out with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
This Mist Continent is sounding better and better as time progresses. Zipangu's going to need to step it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701628
He knows what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701634
Don't you toss salt in my wounds, you monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701556
>Come on, you won't even let me tongue-fuck you either. It's so boring.
>"But..."
>Just let me lick you on the neck a little, please?
>I promise I won't bite.
>Please, please, please~

And that was how Anon got his scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701657
A monster perhaps, but at least I'm not a double monster like Hathor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701659
Scars are manly as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701665
You rape people through the ceiling. You see Hathor doing that shit? No!
You're a triple monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701665
>Not a double monster like Hathor
Are we going to have a problem here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700963
Oh goodie, another one!
Tanuki
Beats me!
Holstaurus
Porc?
I'm gonna go for 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700963
>Pretty eyes
I don't know about that, but I choose number 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701666
>Wow Anon, those scars make you look badass and experienced! How'd you get them?"
>"...Puppy playing with my wife."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701670
It's not my fault, they were asking for it.

>>12701671
What do you mean?

I thought everyone knew Hathor was evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701681
Can you imagine some Lu Bu looking/sounding motherfucker talking about how he got his scars because of the numerous occasions in which is wife went too far?

I can't. Not without chuckling, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701666
Depends on where they are.

Scars on the shoulders, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701688
Nice bait, Arachnotaur cultist.
I would've fallen for it were not for the fact that that's utter bullspider shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701480
>Surprise him with his favorite film, Gone with the Monstergirl
>Make some popcorn while all the crap previews roll
>Finally, sit with him on the couch
>Never really paid any attention to this film, but it always seemed to get to him
>Get to the part where the male lead threatens to rape the female lead after a particularly nasty fight
>Cling hard to Dad's arm
>You've never told him of how close you've been with other men, damaged men, at the hospital, and what they've come close to doing to you
>Dad cuddles up to me, and I coil around him like when you were younger, in return
>Finish the movie, Dad is in tears
>Place my arms around his neck and cry into his chest
>He sounds surprised, asking what's wrong
>Look at him, tear streaming down my face and kiss him
>Tell him how his words have helped, but despite holding on for so long, no one has offered you love, true love, like his
>Kiss him again, his saliva mixing with my venom
>Mind gets clouded, my body becomes flush and my heart pounds up a storm in my chest
>Tell him I love him, even if it's just selfishness, I love him
>I tell him how I've waited, how I've taken his words to heart and how my body has yet to know the taste of a man
>I tell him I want him
>He recoils, a flurry of emotions on his face, but shock and disbelief stand out
>He pushes me off, telling me those words again, "Your time will come"
>He goes to his room
>I felt him. I felt him get hard
>Late during the night, sneak into his room while he sleeps
>I gently wrap around him, rubbing my body against his while calling his name, my cheeks burn at this audacity
>>I keep going until I cum, the smell of sex filling the room
>He wakes up in the middle of this, looking at me like a Weresheep on headlights
>He tells me to get off, and I respond by impaling myself on his cock, ridding me of my virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701697
Fucking nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701697
Would've liked it more, were it not for daughter dicking.

But that's just my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701699
Yeah, it's got a real gritty atmosphere. Makes me want to wash my hands. Maybe it just because of the Tomoko vibes I get from Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701703
I would have liked it more if it weren't a nasty Oomukade. Bleh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701697
Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701697
Ya fukin twat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701709
Oomukades are love.
Actual centipedes, however, are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701697
This is tragic.
And yet, the daughteru gets dicked, so I am erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701693
One in the leg, one in the hip and one in the chest. Manly enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701691
>"Uncle Anon, tell us about how you got that scar on your neck!"
>"Ohh, you mean this scare here? Oohh yeah, that takes me back"
>"Febuary 4th, 1959. It was still the peaking point of the great Mamono war. Violent bloody thing. Many casualties were had, multiple bodybags, people loosing limbs left are right. delicious."
>"I was in the jungle, on recon with my squad. Bunch of fucking idiots the lot of them, but we were a tight group. One of them I swore was becomming an Alp."
>"But anyways. It was dark, the moon hanging in the air like a Gazer's eye, watching us prowl around in the thickness that was the jungle. It was dead quiet, not even a peep from a frog. I hated the silence."
>"It hated us with the same might."
>"But then the silence was broken. A Majestic predatory Mamono attacked our squad, jumping us while Dave was talking about his wife's home-made cooking. Wiped out my whole entire squad without even a break of sweat."
>"Except for me."
>"So there I was, looking at the eyes of death, my automatic only having one lone bullet. So i did what any man did. i-"
>"Shot your fucking load into my eye. I told you I didn't want to have sex because I was on my period."
>"But it was Valentines day, honey!"
>"IN MY EYE, ANON!"
>"Uncle Anon, does that mean you got a headshot with your last bullet?"
>"I- Hm. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so."
>"That's so cool!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701714
Oomukade a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701719
>He keeps telling her to get off
>He is completely soft
>The only thing she can do is inject him with her venom to get him willing and hard
>She had become the monster she spent years helping men recover from
>She kills herself in sorrow
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701697
If there isn't a wife I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701727
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701714
Every classroom has an oomukade sitting in the back with her head turned down and her hands twiddling nervously as she tries to think up a way to talk to the boy she likes. She's ridiculed and hated by monstergirls for being sneaky instead of proud and upfront. Feared and reviled by humans because of her impressive stinger that could reduce heroes to beggars. Just about anyone that doesn't hate her is already taken by the hoards of other insect girls like the elegant mantis girls loved for their skills, or the beelzebubs who just take what they want. She'll probably grow up without ever having held hands, becoming a neet or a hikikomori who plays videogames all days and masturbates herself to sleep using her tears as lube while she stings her pillow pretending it's her human lover who is begging her for more of her poison. This is going to be her life until the day she dies painfully alone or else she'll go insane and kidnap the nearest male to rape for weeks on end in her insane devotion and need for human contact.

Why don't you ask out an oomukade to hang out before it's too late? You can change a life and prevent a christmas cake from going bad with just a simple invitation to a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701724
That's some cute shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701697
went from good to shit in a sentence. impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701737
Nah, fuck oomukades. I'm going to go for a real MG who's not afraid to take what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701737
Don't make me feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701737
i'm glad she's sad because anyone who controls their "lover" is a fucking asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701703
>Someone admitting that not enjoying something is just their opinion, rather than just shitposting it or saying it should be banned it from the thread.

My hat is off to you, good sir. You make /mgt/ a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701737
>Stringing some one along
>Going out with her out of pity
>Going out with her out of fear that she doesn't shoot up the nearest guy

You're evil. If you want Oomushit, then be with Oomushit because of Oomushit, not because you're scared of what she might do, or because you pity her. Not even she deserves that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701753
>Not pity dating an oomukade and then introducing her to your actual GF, a jock oni
>Not listening for the exact moment her heart breaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701758
You are a bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701758
You're a bad person.

Very bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701746
>shirohebi inject flames so that you can't get boners without her help
>So kawaii!!!

>Manticore milks you for what you're worth and then forces venom on you for even more
>So strong and confident!!!

>Girtablilu stalks her prey and then paralyzes him to be tied up and raped for all eternity
>Exotice and beautiful!!!

>Oomukade accidentally stings the boy she likes in her excitement and confusion
>Disgusting bitch what the fuck is this shit KC please kill yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701758
You're a bad person, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701737
Sure, I'll invite her out. To a secluded back alley with a group of MGs waiting. We'll fix the problem before it begins and cut off her stinger. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701758

A bad person is what you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701737
>>>/a/109179490

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701758
You're a cool dude and I respect your opinions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701763
>>12701764
>>12701768
>>12701770
Thank you, I try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701766
It's probably just a phase. I remember a few months ago people used to have similar reactions with arachne due to the fear of spiders being common and/or a meme on internet message boards. Now I never see protests of disgust when arachne are posted.

Centi/millipeeds invoke a fear similar to that spiders do, so I imagine the hate will eventually pass once people become desensitized to it, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701766
They all make fantastic yanderes, although the the Manticore and Girta are more sadistic than the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay so from start to finish (assuming dialoug is read) how long is mgq?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701776
Why you gotta be a bad guy anon?

Do you smoke or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701737
Because I'm just as introverted. Not even an oomukade would find me approachable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701766
I dislike all of those actually. So stop being sarcastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701766
Here's the thing though. Centipedes are fucking gross and they have no self-confidence. If you're confident you could make any man love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701766
>Oomukade accidentally stings the boy she likes in her excitement and confusion

Jeezus, it's like she's 5 and trying to come up with some sort of dumb excuse for her psychotic tendencies. Eat shit bug-fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701781
>>12701776

Perhaps he's willingly trying to be the bad guy because someone has to for the sake of balance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701789
>>12701793

1 minute apart exactly

bug-hater please leave and go back to fucking your human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701780
A single playthrough? Assuming you don't get stuck on any ridiculous fights anywhere, maybe 8-10 hours.
You are, however, supposed to play it while fapping, cum whenever a qt rapes Luka, then go do something else and only come back when you're ready for more faps. Otherwise what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701788
He's got a point though, the general hypocrisy in these threads is so thick it could choke a succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701797
Nah, I just see oomushits and reflexively want to make them cry. Hate those bugs.

>>12701799
If I were actually samefagging I'd make sure to reply 5 minutes later. Suck it centipede lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701801
I think you're confusing hypocrisy with double standards.
The double standard being that we like it when we get poison-raped by a cute monstergirl, but not when we get poison-raped by a disgusting cave-dwelling centipede.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a succubus lover who comes to visit you every day despite your being in a coma

>>12699724

[Anonymous No.]

How angry would a Ushi get if you set her fluffy bits on fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>All these anons hating on Oomukade

This makes me sad. She's not even my waifu, but guys, come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701820
>Lighting hair on fire
Have fun with that awful smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701814
>tfw it's actually Vanessa the Cheshire from MGC:Vengeance, who has stated she rapes coma patients when she gets horny during her hospital stay.

tfw you do have a lover visit you, and Vanessa is NTRing her without anyone else knowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701820
Through the wall.
No, I don't mean she'll rape you through the wall, she'll tackle you through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701827
They've gone full edgy.

I don't even understand what caused it since just a few weeks back she was also well-liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701820
Setting my fur on fire?
That's a rapin'
Trying to run away from me?
That's a rapin'
Asking for a softer floor?
That's a rapin'
Loving me with all your heart?
That's a rapin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701758
>Every one wept at the devotion of the Kejourou when she cut her hair off after being rejected by a boy who couldn't trust if his feelings for her were real.
>No one even noticed the red-stained bandages on the Oomukade's neck where her mandibles used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701829
Oh come on now.

It's not like she has dreads that smell like shit before being set on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701827
I still like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701832
Disliking centipedes is edgy? Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701833
Tell me about Ushi's

Why do they do nothing but rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701839
Still, it's going to take forever to burn, and the smell might even linger too
And god forbid her regen is quick enough that burn hairs grown back while the ones around it continue to burn, burning the ones that grow back and create an infinite loop of god awful smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701827
Everything this isn't 100% vanilla blushing MG waifu gets shit on.

I've accepted /mgt/ hating my waifu, now oomukadefags must learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701851
Who is she? Amazon? If so, I sympathize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701846
They just love everyone too much for their own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701851
And who, pray tell, is your waifu, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701851
Is she Tentacle and or related to tentacles in any way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701851
If your waifu is not a matango, parasite slime or roper I don't hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701844
>MAN I WANT TO MAKE THEM SCREAM AND CRY
>I"M GLAD THEY"RE ALONE BECAUSE I HATE THEM

>not edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701827
Oomukade is one of my favourites precisely because I like the idea of rescuing her from a life of bullied hikki loneliness and watching her blossom into a loving, fulfilled housewife and mother.
She'd be bubbly and happy when we're out and about, but in the bedroom she'd be meek and submissive, then curl up around me like she's scared to let me go, and tearfully thank me for loving a horrible little bug like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701844
>all those /b/ tier edgy comments about how they should suffer and be bullied and shit
>not edgy
Whatever you say, fagtron

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701860
>>12701858
this >>12701855

I've just accepted that there will always be those guys who call me manbitch and want to put my waifu's head on a pike.

You can't give in though. You have to enjoy talking about her, even if there are only a couple other like-minded anons.

>>12701861
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701875
Beautiful.
Drawfaggotry of Tomoko the hikki Oomukade when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701799
dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701882
Amazons ain't that bad Anon. I don't hate her either. Then again, I don't really dislike most Mamono except for what >>12701861 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701881
It's likely just one or two fags who think they look cool.

The fact that they use a lot of the same language and their argument consists of "Centipedes are creepy" means that they're replying several times to the same things as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701882
I understood that feeling all too well, although the Cheshire is viewed in a more positive light now, we still rarely ever discuss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701875
That's fine. What's not fine is a clingy, shit-tier yandere getting you hooked on venom so you can't leave her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701697
>Worry paint is face as I whine on top of him
>He's aware I've given my chastity to him
>He asks why I'm doing this with him, I hold him to my chest and beg him to forgive me for being such a disgusting daughter. that I would fall in love with my own father
>At home, at school, wherever, I just want him to notice me
>My heart sags with self loathing, at long last I prove all those who scorned me right
>I beg him that, as worthless as I am, to please love me, as his semen warms my insides
>I ask him to please, put a baby in my belly
>I hate it. I hate it. I HATE IT.
>I hate that I need him so much, I hate that I am forcing my father to impregnate me, I hate that I would be reviled for it when my love is sincere, I hate that my chest is aflutter with the thought of bearing his child
>He doesn't say a word, except for a grunt or two, as he spasms within my coils
>I tell him that I have prepared myself to always be by his side
>I ask him to please, hold me, love me, don't leave me alone
>I promise to him, everyday from now on, to let him enjoy my body however he wants, so please
>Make a family with me

Surely you wouldn't turn her down, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701893
guh... I wish incest and lolishit wern't allowed in this board.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundusa massage short is ready if you faggots want it this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701861
I feel kind of bad for matango and parasite slime.

Matango probably aren't that intelligent, so to them they must just like sperm and having company around without realizing how terribly infectious they are.

Parasite slimes need a host, so they don't get a say in what they must do to get a husband.

I'd probably keep a matango in a glass jar on my bedroom table and feed her powdered semen through a double valve lock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701892
You know, I agree, cause yandere is always shit tier, anyone who says otherwise is usually pretty damn deluded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701901
Hoo boy, here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701892
Yeah, fuck shirohebi. I'm so tired of people loving them when all they do is make a man dependent on their magic venom so that they're forced to stay.

Shit tier yandere, I prefer oomukades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701897
Fuck off normie.
>>12701899
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701893
>Hey isn't that that loser Oomushit girl over there?
>Holy shit look at her belly. How did THAT even happen?
>Actually, one my of boyfriend's friends works at the same factory as her father, and get this.
>apparently there was this giant mess after his werewolf co-worker smelt his own daughter on him
>Hahaha eeew!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701897

It's faggots like you that are the reason /mgt/ is going to shit. Once people start wanting to ban stuff they don't like, there will be almost nothing left to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701904
Hold tight anon, because we're going on a wild ride!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
>Snow
>In deep East Texas
I'll admit though shutting down Dallas for a few days was fucking fun, just walking around with my friends was great.
>>12701495
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701910
This. Feel free to bitch and moan, but once you stop allowing things, quality drops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701906
>>12701910
Guys he's baiting.

Because he's baiting, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701893
I'm conflicted but aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701901
>>12701904
>>12701912

Time to burn again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701901
>This faggot again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701917
obviously, same with the oomukade hater and yandere hater.

Being purposely inflammatory is the easiest way to get replies in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder it's ok to rape a Sloth because by the time she calls the cops the semen would have evaporated
it's actually not okay to rape a Sloth, she's adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701917
Newfags have been trying to make themselves present for a while, just look at >>12701569

Fuck that cancerous Commercial-faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701909
Would there even be a stigma against incest in a MG society? I mean, it's pretty stablished that dicking the daughteru is completely accepted and in some cases(dhamphir etc) expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701890
I want to talk philosophy with a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701766
>>12701905
> other people realising that Shirohebi isn't a waifu, she's a psycho albino zealot bitch
Long have I waited for this day

[Anonymous No.]

>You wake up one afternoon, still feeling sick from that cold you caught after trying to run all the way home in the rain a few days back
>Your mother woke you up, telling you that some friends from school came to see you
>You feel some relief, thinking your buddies have come to make sure you’re well
>Maybe provide some of those magazines while they’re at it
>You sit up, ready to welcome the guys into your humble abode
>Until you hear, “Anon? Are you here?”
>From the voice of your friend Petra
>And she's brought friends with her
>An Anubis, a Kikimora, and an Alraune--all dressed in rather formal attire
>Oh dear
>"Anon! I heard you were sick, and I came to see you."
"Ah, thank you," you tell her. "But who are..." you say, gesturing to the three girls behind her
>"Oh, these are my friends."
>They look more like servants to you, to be honest
"It's good to meet you all. Sorry I'm not in--" you begin to say, interrupted by another coughing fit
>"Shall I prepare some tea for the boy, my Lady?" asks the Alraune
>"Yes, please do, Rosemary."
>The Alraune takes her leave
"Please, you don't have to do that."
>"No, Anon," says Petra. "I came all this way because I heard you had a cold. Please, let me help you get better, okay?"
>You couldn't very well say no to the face she was making
>That kind look of concern she's giving you
>You give her a small smile and accept her help
>"Anne, will you please help me with preparing dinner," Petra asks the Anubis, who you only now notice is carrying a grocery bag in each hand
>"Yes, my Lady."
>"Mercedes, please keep Anon company, will you?"
>"Yes, my Lady."
>And so, Petra heads back downstairs with her servant
>Leaving you and the Kikimora together
>She just sort of looks at you, smiling, eyes closed
>You notice she too is holding a small bag in her hands
>With what appear to be--
>...Seriously?
>"Ufufu~...Lady Petra did say she was seeing a boy today. I thought you would want these to keep you company."
>Of course...they're magazines

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701927
It's also uncommon though too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701917
I wish it was only bait.

Remember the early days when only MBs and futa were banned? Now people are bitchin' about (non-sexual) guro, NTR, fem/maledom, loli, CYOAs, /ss/, daughteru incest, etc, etc.

The unofficial blacklist of topics is steadily increasing. At the rate is going, /mgt/ will be dead from inactivity within a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701927
It wouldn't incite the level of disgust we feel in our society but I do think it would be looked down on.

It's like the man's being a slut for his own daughter. Disgusting used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701927
In MGE land there's no stigma - in fact if anything it's approved of because it's just that little bit more depraved - but I think the threadcanon is that it's still taboo in MonsterGirl City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701937
>Now people are bitchin' about (non-sexual) guro, NTR
>Now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701927
It's still pretty pathetic if not unheard of, and it's more the fact that a) He fucked her and B) Her father is the only person who even likes her enough to be alone with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701934
>”Is there anything you need, Young Master?” the Kikimora asks
>’Young Master?’
>You don’t think you’ll get used to that anytime soon
“Uh, no thanks. I’m fine.”
>”As you wish,” she says with a gentle smile
>...
>Silence
>She just stands there, keeping an eye one you
“Uh…”
>You’re not quite sure what to say
>But fortunately, she eventually catches on to your discomfort
>”Oh! I see. Would you like for me to step out, Young Master?”
>You make a sigh of relief
“That would be appreciated.”
>”Ah, yes. Petra did ask me to keep an eye on you, but…”
>She seems to understand what you mean
>”If you’d like some time alone with your magazines, then…”
>She extends the bag out to you, offering it to you with a blush on her face
“Th-That’s not what I--!”
>”Oh dear, my apologies,” she says with a nervous laugh
>Truly this Kikimora was a lot like Petra
>Before you know it, the Alraune is back
>Carrying a hot steaming mug on a tray
>”For you. An herbal tea made with hibiscus, rose hips, and nectar for your cold.”
>You thank her as you take the mug, sipping its contents
>It’s warm. And satisfyingly sweet
“It’s good. Thank you.”
>”With pleasure,” Rosemary replies. “Lady Petra is working hard on preparing your dinner as well.”
>”Ah, that girl,” Mercedes says with a giggle, “She hasn’t burned down the kitchen yet, has she?”
>What!?
>”Don’t worry. Anne is helping her. I’m sure she’ll be fine.”
>Thank goodness
>”You should consider yourself lucky, Young Master,” Mercedes tells you
>”You must truly mean a lot to our Lady.”
“Really,” you say, with some surprise
>You know you’re one of the few friends she’s managed to make so far, but...
>”Remember when she told us how she was lost throughout the school on the first day, and this boy walked her to class?”
>You remembered
>She was hopelessly lost
>”Or the time he offered to accompany our Lady to lunch on the roof?”
>”Or the time our Lady rejected a horde of suitors by claiming him as her lover? How bold of her.”
>’How bold’ indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701941
Well, by KC's world guide books it's universally accepted, and even bigamy with the wife is okay. And KC's MGE is the unofficial holy book of /mgt/

Though if people want to deny that for their own individual headcanons, I can understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701937
guro and NTR were always hated. Incest was always controversial but it has its defenders. but other than that yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701937
You weren't around when we were on /a/, were you? People have bitched about those things forever

Though yeah, banning that stuff would be bullshit, cause just cause someone likes and dislikes certain things doesn't give them a right to try and censor others

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700652
Then leave a link in your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701937
Guro has always been held at arm length. Accepted when the story had to do with soldiers and paladins and war and shit that makes sense for violecne to appear, but hated when you were in the middle of a cute cyoa and it was suddenly injected by the edgelord author.

the other things are true though, opinions are mistaken as being facts and pushed to ban things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701945
>>12701934
>Petra is back
Wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701947
Well yeah. But nobody sticks 100% to KC because his setting isn't consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701917
No b8 m8.
I genuinely hate incest and lolishit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701951
This whole banning phenomena is really just because we have an active janitor now.

These kids don't even remember the /a/-days when we'd just ignore things that were disgusting to us instead of making sure to ban them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701945
>You take another sip of the tea you were given
>Damn, it’s really good
>This Alraune knows how to put herbs together
>So you think to yourself as you sip again
>You think back on these memories of Petra
>Looking lost and confused, wondering the halls of the school
>And how lonely she looked sitting by herself at her seat during lunch
>And when she so quickly grew popular among the other boys over the weeks, she was eager to latch on to you
>Even if only to tell of your other classmates
>Still, with how hard she’s trying to get on your good side, you can see she sees you as more than a decoy
>“Dear, how rude of us,” Rosemary interjects, “Gossiping about our Lady like this.”
“No, it’s fine,” you say
“Truthfully, as strange as she is,” you begin, “I appreciate her company. Actually, I’m flattered she came today. Even when I’m so sick.”
>The two servants smile as you say it
“But...d-don’t tell her I said that, you know?”
>Mercedes giggles as she brings her index finger to her lips, winking at you in reply
>After spending more time chatting with the two servants, Petra herself and her Anubis servant return with a tray
>And a bowl of what looks like chowder
>Petra hands it to you with a confident smile
>”I hope you like it,” she says, eager to see you take your first spoonful
>You can taste clams in this chowder
>They’re satisfyingly chewy
>And potatoes that simply melt in your mouth as you chew, and—
>Is this bacon?
>You swallow, only to shovel three more spoonfuls in your mouth
>Before telling her you enjoy it
>The smile that shines on her face could fuel the sun for the next year
>You can tell how much work she put in to making this for you
>You feel grateful to her, truly
>Maybe you’ll have to repay her kindness at some point
>But for now, you can enjoy the meal she’s made for you
>And the ever-so-lovely smile of hers

http://i.imgur.com/ezuUAxX.jpg
Curse that Arachnotaur for leaving me with no picture to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701905
Shirohebi is fine as long as she's not going fucking rambo with her blue fire.

Same as succubus, manticores, centipedes, ext ext.

I won't hate you because you were born with this trait. It's destructive, yes, but you didn't ask to be born that way.

I'll hate you when you start to abuse it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701927
KC made it so any being with the XY combination chromosomes will find itself captivated by you, it doesn't matter who you are or how you are, they are going to want your dick.
So i don't think things like incest, NTR, cheating or abusing your partner, will carry any kind of stigma
Which is the exact reason why KC's canon sucks dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701966
Yeah, it's a shame we don't have a janitor that bothers to examine content in detail. They must either just delete posts that have enough "report" tags or those that quote back to drama, because civil, level-headed discussion tends to get blasted away beside real shitposting quite often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701961
But still, saying that they should outright be disallowed on the entirety of the board?

That's silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701897
She's not a loli, lets say 20.

>>12701944
Please don't bully, she hates herself enough that the only way she could continue her line would be t rape her own father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701906

I just dunno if it's best to wait for next thread or just post it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701971
Now you're just grasping at straws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701984
That guy's right though.

KC's MGs are just oversexualized like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701846

It's a front to hide their extremely vanilla nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701961
You're cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701947

While monsters do universally accept it (beyond of course some not wanting to share a mate), it is noted that incest is rare in most monster girl races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
Bundle up with a Yeti and hug her as she keeps me safe from the Yuki-onnas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701961
I hate it to but it's a necessary evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701967
Adorable, Anon. Simply adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701961
>>12702000
My nigs.

Good thing I actually have the ability to ignore shit I don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701971
KC did say NTR/cheating/abusing your monster wife is universally despised by his monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701967

Meanwhile, Anon's Apophis Onee-sama watches through a crack in the door...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701370
I just want for anons to love their daughterus as much as I do, however she wants.

>>12701909
There is no stigma against incest in MGEland. I did it with anti daughteru dickers in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702012
Don't start again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701966
I don't know, getting banned for trying to craft an out of the box story was a pretty big turn off in my book.

Then getting banned again for something trivial like sarcastically making fun of an anon who was talking about horse dick, or whatever the hell was going on at the time, was pretty special too.

I'll probably get banned from /jp/ again because of this post and get to take another 3 day vacation from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701971
Chicks are XX, anon.
Other than that, your post is entirely factually correct.
Your opinion's shit, though, the setting is mostly great

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/K1Eybit8

It's time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702009
Unless she wants it. And in MGE she always wants whatever you want to give her.

Go to the slave market and buy some poor little harpy with her wings clipped so you can burn her with cigarettes while you rape her? Turns out she let her self be captured by the slavers because she is a masochist and knew it would lead her to a perfect husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701971

Various monsters do have rather exacting standards (baphomet, lizardman, salamander), and most will not tolerate mistreatment. Willful betrayal isn't well liked either, though not a dealbreaker (most incubi wouldn't willingly cheat either as their lust is focused toward their wife).

Further, the setting notes that even the most open-minded monsters hate men who can be described as "scum beyond redemption." Course what qualifies someone as that is not known and may vary from one monster to another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702015
I don't know what you mean. If you think daughteru dicking in itself is bait, I honestly don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702016
Don't get me wrong, /a/ was pretty awful in the later days. But the fact that we're even talking about a "ban list" of topics, especially with topics that would've only incited a few people to yell "fuck off" in the past, means something's off. It's turning into censorship.

I mean, it's nice to have a janitor that at least cares. But it's a double-edged sword when anything can get you banned because a bunch of very vocal people don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have an imgur link to that oomukade domination greentext?

The one where the guy is made a slave to her venom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701967
>Curse that Arachnotaur for leaving me with no picture to post.

Thank you Arachnotaur for preventing the not monster girl from being posted.

I bet she rapes people with that snake, snake blowjobs all around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702010
But does she approve, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702028
http://pastebin.com/J2g2MQEF

This gave me my "please drug me up and treat me like a slut" fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702021
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701971
Youre full of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702009
Then why does he write that part of the magic flame in the shirohebi profile?
Why would a man cheat on his waifu? and with who since KC himself says that monstergirls don't like cheating?
>>12702017
Aw shit knigga, you're right males have the XY
whoops
>>12702022
Well you see that's the problem, all of this is can go wherever the guy imagines wants:
Want a waifu who will always be loyal to you?
Good you get one.

Want a rampant slut of a mg who will sleep with anything that has a dick and let's you fuck whatever you want?
You get one
In the end it all comes down to personal preferences, which is not neccesarily a good or a bad thing, but using the preferences of someone under the specific objective is to stir shit up is bad, though is kinda difficult to tell apart those who actually have the preference and those who are trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701897
Part of the setting. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702026
>when anything can get you banned because a bunch of very vocal people don't like it.

Oh you mean like say...a forum?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss you guys I haven't been here for 6 months
D-did I miss something?

TL;DR
>OP is a fagget

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702042
>Why would a man cheat on his waifu? and with who since KC himself says that monstergirls don't like cheating?

Don't forget about the almost-never-mentioned Bicorn. For those who forget, it's what a unicorn turns into when you NTR her. Bicorns are totally into harems and supposedly tried to collect up to half-a-douzen wives for their husband. In contrast to a vanilla Unicorn, which only gets with guys who save their virginity for their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702053
Shirohebis still the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702053
so the last time you were here was during the /a/ days?

oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702020
That was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700401
I like a leggy girl but godamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702056
>when you NTR her

Having sex prior to hooking up with a Unicorn isn't NTR. Putting it that way is r9k-levels of MUH PURITY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702058
I though we were all from /a/

>IB4 dick craving slut joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12700421
my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702062
>Bicorn entry
>If a Unicorn has sex with a non-virgin or if her husband cheats on her... the Unicorn changes into a Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702068

Exactly my point. Non-virgin isn't NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702032
>tfw Apophis-onee-san probably actually likes Petra
>Like, really likes her
>Like uncomfortably likes her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702073
To Japanese otaku it is. Used goods, etc, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

If you have a ryu make it rain in winter, will it snow instead?
Always wanted to see a pic of a ryu in winter clothes, looking at the viewer like she's saying I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702084
That is how weather works anon. It would snow. Or icy rain, depending on conditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701168
probably took some stuff from the 'used tissue' bin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702053
Captain is dead. Negawalker is bob tier now. We're full of normalfags who hate loli, incest and /ss/. We still hate futa and monsterboys. Succusluts are barely tolerated. Reaction images and other such unimportant stuff should be deleted after a while. Manticores a shit. Chesire making a comeback. Kikimoras are liked now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702090
You forgot that arachne aren't love anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702090

>NegaWalker
>Bob Tier
>Not on the same prima donna level as Ovaries since he fucking left the threads after getting angry over fetishes

Attention whoring aside, Nega was... eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702092
Now this makes me mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702092
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702000
"necessary evil"
why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons.

Always love your Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702101
See
>>12701937

People need to accept things they don't like. Part of being an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702104
I want to tease and be lewd with one while she washes dishes or cooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702104
Kikimora a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702090
I should clarify, I said full of normalfags who hate those things, but it's like 5 of them, they're just very vocal. It doesn't stop us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702104
Or abuse them.

Reminder that in fantasy settings, 90% of aristocrats are assholes. If Kikimora stick around, it means most of them are secretly masochists.

This guy ( >>12702110 ) gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702110
That's good anon, but remember to cuddle with them and give them hugs too.

>>12702111
That's your opinion, and that's just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702115
>All the settings are fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702115
There's nothing wrong with >>12702110, just let her know she is important to you, even if you never say those three words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702115
If you want a masochist kikimora, fine. But don't force your shit into everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702060

http://i.imgur.com/LsX7cOm.png

T-Thanks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702111
You're existence is a blight upon creation and God himself regrets you more than Lucifer.

>>12702109
Some things anon. Some things.

>>12702092
Spiders have been hated on since /a/ anyway. Seemed unimportant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702115
> 90% of aristocrats are assholes

Just like real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702127
What does this image mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702131
>90% of humanity are assholes

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702134

Not sure if to take any praise seriously.

Or conversely, Goddess Ilias being moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702120
A 50's cyberpunk setting where the Kikimora's where those cool neon hoola-hoop things with futuristic meido attire, a-la Futurama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702124
Maybe "abuse" was too strong a word, not talking like domestic violence tier abuse. Just teasing.

That being said, which MG do you think the highest tolerance for abuse? Meaning would put up with not just physical abuse, but neglect, controlling behavior, emotional abuse, punishment, etc -- before finally leaving someone?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Pharaoh who really got off from being fucked raw while being bound by her own cobra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702138
wear*
Fuck, I probably had an aneurysm or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702136
I-I'm not an asshole for wanting to protect humanity from the evil demons right?

Maybe stay neutral or even ally with the normal monster girls but those demons have got to go!

[MGPolice No.]

So. Gentlemen. In our make-believe world of monstergirls (modern political edition, because... reasons) we have been confronted with the problem of venom, magic, and other potentially addictive things produced by MG's. Today, you all must decide on what is to be done about this problem. You have these options:

1.) Allow monstergirls and their husbands to use potentially addictive substances such as shirohebi blue flame, Oomukade venom, Manticore poison, and others for traditional marriage purposes. These powers are the "seal" on an mg's marriage contract, AND ARE ONLY TO BE USED ON CONSENTING FUTURE HUSBANDS. These powers cannot be used on already married husbands because of potential forced marriages. A mg who uses these powers on a man who is not consensual, on one who does not want to marry the mg, or sold to be refined into a drug will be charged with a minimum sentence of one year in prison. Again, these powers are only to be used as a formality to ensure that a couple will not part.

2.) Ban the use of potentially addictive mg substances or powers outright. This is the solution favored by parties who feel that no good can come of these powers, and they should be banned outright and those who use them be arrested for a high (yet to be determined) minimum sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702150
Could you stop with the namefagging? No one cares what kind of thread persona you're trying to promote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

>>12702141
Dormouse. Actually has delusional dreams where the re-interprets rape and verbal abuse as making love and lovers' sweet whispers. Actual, canon masochist. Or just suffering from wonderland dementia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702150
Fuck off, /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702150
option 1 is best, BTW

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
I play "doctor" with my manticore neighbor..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702155
so she's sort of like the female bitchboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702154
no don't make the police officer cry! He'll shoot you!
but only if you're black

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702150
You're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702156
>>12702154
So. Gentlemen. In our make-believe world of monstergirls (modern political edition, because... reasons) we have been confronted with the problem of venom, magic, and other potentially addictive things produced by MG's. Today, you all must decide on what is to be done about this problem. You have these options:

1.) Allow monstergirls and their husbands to use potentially addictive substances such as shirohebi blue flame, Oomukade venom, Manticore poison, and others for traditional marriage purposes. These powers are the "seal" on an mg's marriage contract, AND ARE ONLY TO BE USED ON CONSENTING FUTURE HUSBANDS. These powers cannot be used on already married husbands because of potential forced marriages. A mg who uses these powers on a man who is not consensual, on one who does not want to marry the mg, or sold to be refined into a drug will be charged with a minimum sentence of one year in prison. Again, these powers are only to be used as a formality to ensure that a couple will not part.

2.) Ban the use of potentially addictive mg substances or powers outright. This is the solution favored by parties who feel that no good can come of these powers, and they should be banned outright and those who use them be arrested for a high (yet to be determined) minimum sentence.

Better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702162
That, or Bicorn. Gets NTRed, goes insane, suddenly loves NTR. But that's more emotional abuse only rather than abuse in general she takes well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702168
Bicorn's deserve hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702167
Chuuni's are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Never marry an Oni. She'll make you drink until you wish for death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702167
Why don't you delete your old post while you're at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
reverse scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

'Nother Rusalka update, in which Theinn rages and puts teacups on women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702175
mk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702174
Or she'll just come home from work and beat you in a drunken rampage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702174
That or smell your boxers and be creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702180

Don't Onis turn meek and docile when drunk, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702175
Someone wanna learn me a thing about how a post gets better when there's no name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702167
3. They should only be used when asked for. In this scenario. IDGAS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702177
>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

Crap, that's a huge story. Any chance you could give a brief synopsis on the story and themes so I can decide whether to dive into that epic or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702182
No?

If you want a stronk girl to go sub just marry an ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702184
not an option sadly. That's too easy for a nutter mg to exploit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702181
You're thinking Kikimora. I don't see the Oni has the doing-your-laundry type. Also, Kikimora for >>12702130 since they're servants and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702167
Yes, actually.
#1. Many of these practices are an important part of the monstergirl species' cultural heritage, and banning them outright prevents them from meaningfully connecting with their ancestry. Some of the practices seem "odd" or "archaic" to us because of problematic human privilege, but all forms of cultural expression are equally valid and we should be open to learning about others' experiences first-hand, like by having magical fire forcefully applied to our testicles.
This opinion has been brought to you by the Swedish consulate in Monster Girl City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702187

Ogres are the stubborn ones that like to fight and beat shit into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702190
She's not doing your laundry, she's sneaking into your bedroom while your gone and raiding your underwear drawer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702192
why is it that if you have a name in your title, people will rip your nipples off, but if you post that same post without a name but otherwise unmodified you get a good, well worded response?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702193
They also go sub if you act like a "real man"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702183
>Why shouldn't we attention whore and promote cancerous threadsonas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702141
>That being said, which MG do you think the highest tolerance for abuse? Meaning would put up with not just physical abuse, but neglect, controlling behavior, emotional abuse, punishment, etc -- before finally leaving someone?
In MGE land this is a moot point, because (a) monstergirls never leave you and (b) all monstergirls are stronger than you, so they don't have to put up with your shit. If you're being violent or emotionally distant, they'll just pin you down and rape your creamy love right out of you.
> Because your penis is honest about your feelings even if you're not!

...but if we're not in bullshit hugbox land, then the answer is p'orcs. They switch, and they switch hard, to the point that they get sexually excited at the prospect of being a battered wife to a callous master-husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702202
that's just to much complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702199
So they'll go sub once you enter The True Man's World?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702020
>http://pastebin.com/K1Eybit8
I need more monster girl massage stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702195
>You will never come home to the sight of your kikimora maid lewdly sleeping in your dirty laundry with your underwear over her head and a hand rubbing absentmindedly at her stocking covered crotch while she moans "Maaaaster... Maaaaaaster's smell..."

>You will never wake up in the middle of the night to the sight of your kikimora maid with her head at the foot of her bed staring intently at your sleeping form without realizing that you woke up muttering things about you "I love you master. I love you so much that you don't even know it. I want to be with master forever."

>You will never wake up early in the morning to the sound of your kikimora maid doing the laundry while singing love songs and humming contently as she makes up lyrics and fills in every name with "master" instead.

Clingy/Obssessive kikimora a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702197
The only reason to namefag is if you're posting content so people know who it's coming from. Discussion doesn't warrant it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702197
If the thread had any images left I would post you the tried-and-tested "Why tripfaggotry is always harmful to all discourse" picture.
But since it doesn't, suffice to say that years of imageboard science have proven that, in the long run, putting with a trip always ends with bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702214
>>12702212
whatever I'll just roll with it. Now vote scrubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702211
That, too, is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702211
>clingy
shit

>kikimora
double shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702211
Moar.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a save of mgq anywhere thats just the endgame, like after you beat ialis and can go anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702177
What line does update start on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702222
>stop liking what I don't like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702185
Sure thing man. Monely dude meets a mermaid, but the mermaid turns out to me a water spirit of slavic origins. These spirits feast on man-flesh, but the demon queen came in and killed the bloodlust, leaving behind normal lust, and took away their ability to walk on land. Lonely dude meets her, and she's kinda cool, but then she takes him to her rapecave and tenderly eats him Before regenerating what he lost with her blood. then it goes into her back-story for a bit, and then confessions, and that all really major that's happened so far. The update starts from 1259. sorry I keep forgetting to tell you guys. the scrolling must be hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702227
No, you can like what I don't like.

Just wanted to let you know it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
Canon soft.

I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702226
>>12702230
Line 1259

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702209

I was considering an Undine NURU massage some time soon, with yandere. But i've already noticed a pattern and repeating synonyms. So maybe later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702192
>>12702167
So what other rules should there be in mg city?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702222
You have no Love in your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702094

Nega was average at best. It's no real loss if he's gone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702222
I'm sorry for your shit taste. Please rest well knowing the rest of us will enjoy ourselves in your stead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702242

Should divorce be a thing in an MG city? On one hand, human freedom and all that. On the other, many MGs biologically imprint (or psychologically, whatever) and cannot "get over" a guy, or so KC canon suggests.

So who's needs should win out? Is normal divorce okay? If not, what about in circumstances of serious abuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702249
divorce. see, this is why 2.) is a good option. I suppose having 1.) would be fine, IF there were a cure for those toxins or magics. So, during a divorce case, the woman would have to pay for the cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702242
Are you talking about MGC or just some random city with MGs?

Because MGC is pretty a regular crime-filled city but with gender role reversal norms and laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702090
>Kikimoras are liked now.
Fucking passive bourgeoise enablers. There is nothing good about who they are or what they do.
Thread fashion may come and go, but my hatred of the kikimora is eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702244

Hence the "... Eh?" at the end. He wasn't particularly noteworthy or spectacular. Or shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702254
just some fucking random ass city that has mg's living in it. We're trying to prevent an mg detroit.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/707671/4b8c915ce6/

So did anyone buy the book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702255

But seriously, I know, right? I mean, this is a manly fucking hardcore thread, not some thread for talking about fantasies and ideal girlfriends.

2edgy5me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702255
>improving the individual and society as a whole as a result
>bad

I know you were just shitposting but, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702277
>improving the individual and society as a whole as a result
>bad
In all honesty, yes, this is exactly what I'm implying.
You'd expect a monstergirl - especially an MGE monstergirl where they're all technically the legions of satan - to drag a man down into sloth, lust, and depravity, and make him love it to boot. And monstergirls usually go just that, sexing you in bed so much you lose track of time and don't turn up to work for days.

What does kiki do? Brushes you up and sends you off to work overtime in a nice suit so you can get that big promotion.

I don't enjoy monstergirls because I want to become MORE of a corporate drone. Exactly the opposite, in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702285
Are you a nip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702285
Makes me wonder how one would handle a stay-at-home author.

[Anonymous No.]

Did KC ever say if he had a favorite girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702285
It's actually threadcanon that the Kikimora is a control freak (a la Anubis). In reality, all the entry says is she "feeds you large, healthy meals" and "tries to get you to go to bed early."

At the end of the day she's a servant, not a drill instructor, so you can still do whatever you want (with/to her).

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>12701019
Well, because there was interest (and because this head cold probably isn't going to make my writing any more abstruse than it already is) I've managed yet another subchapter. This one may or may not mention grass.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

In other news, fuck my sinuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702285
>hates kikimora because she would make him a competent man

I bet you like matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702302
Yes.
It's baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702308
BULLSHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702306

I bet his the subest of subfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702308
Huh, she's one of the older ones right? Think he'll ever do an art update for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702285
This has changed my perceptions on how much of a little bitch somebody can be.

You push the limits of what I thought was previously the most pathetic line of thinking I'd ever thought possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702324
There's the chibi version of her on the 1st button series. Gives her three fingers and a thumb is the biggest thing. But that's a pretty common update across all the girls with paws for hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702303
Not even the guy you're talking to but imo maid fetishes are dumb. I get absolutely nothing out of having some girl wait hand and foot on me. It's funny how subfags get accused of being lazy and not these people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702308
Why am I not surprised by his shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702334
If you want to be bossed around and be told what to do, they already have that. It's called a job. Or slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702304

Thanks for the update. Get well soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702334
>imo

opinion safely discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702334
Because we already have enough shit on our plate. Maids are for making life easier, not comatose mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702357
Sorry, I mean my opinion is fact and you're a faggot if you disagree.

Happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702362
You want to screw with a Kikimora?

Do ALL the chores.

Cooking, cleaning, and laundry.

Leave her NOTHING

Watch as she tears her hair out and thinks of ways to try and help her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702334
People who want maids want them because they already work hard and need somebody at home to take care of the mess they can't take care of precisely because they're working hard. Sometimes instead of a maid they'd just have a waifu who cleans up and washes the dishes.

People who are subs are subs because they want someone to watch over them and take care of them, let them make the hard decisions and bear the worst of it while the subfag happily sleeps away the day and takes a dildo up the ass at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702364
>Shine my knob until it sparkles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702368
Yeah, I'm sure they're all "honest, hard workers". Not powerless losers who want to feel strong and important by having someone wait on them. Who can only maintain their fragile egos not by actually getting ahead in the world, but by asserting dominance over a harpy in a maid uniform.

I am laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701112

I'd wreck MGQ Sylph's tiny vagina. Of course there's always the stuff from part three but that shit felt incredibly tacked on, at least to me.

"The spirit sex scenes from the first two games were shit? Better try again, except they'll still be lazy and shit!"

Man, fuck this. I just wanted to fuck the goblin girl after she goes full oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702383
You sound mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702383
Yo why you so mad man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702386
Probably not as mad as the guy I'm replying to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702381
>Tell her to polish the knobs until they sparkle
>That this is the one thing she must not fail in, if she loves you.
>Don't tell her that they're made out of Vantablack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702383
You sound upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702381
>>12702391
>Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702394
>Since you're a maid, I have a question. How exactly would you polish an arrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702394
Heh, I was about to post that, too. Good someone else still remembers She-Who-Lifts-Her-Tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702255
Communist please, your system will always fail get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702383
Have you become irate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702383
You seem perturbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702391
Great, now I want to drive a Kikimora insane by assigning her impossible, cleaning tasks.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok samefag I know I hurt your feelings but you can relax now. I promise I won't call you out on your delusions next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702410
I swear I only posted the first one. The rest are just people having fun.

but I'm still right so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702383
You seem miffed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702383
You seem agitated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702409
For some reason I'm picturing Sachi from Grisaia. For her, there are no impossible tasks. Just tasks that take a very, very, very long time.


Also, yes. I would so bully a Kiki, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT: kikimora internet defense force

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702409
>Tell her to clean the floor until you can see your reflection in it.
>The floor is carpeted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702257
Can you produce an mg antivenom through the same means as snake antivenom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702409
>Maid, this stalactite keeps dripping on my floor. Fix that, however, you cannot impede the growth of the Stalagmite directly beneath it.
>>12702418
Man I would turn into a total slut for a Sachi Kikimora. but one that was naturally that way, not one that came about due to crappy Nip truck drivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702421
Not the guy that you were moaning about, but every one is just having fun. Just because its not your brand of fun doesn't mean you should shit on it.

Does our Kiki still clean these threads? I miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702425
She could probably do that task by piping in water and then using baking soda to keep the salagmite going.

Then she could get ride of the stalactite. Technically fits orders because she has removed the stalactite and, with careful planning and preparations, could keep the stalagmite going

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702421
>Look Mittens, a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702437
That's what she thinks. And then she walks into the room and realises that it's a portal to Wonderland where she is the Stalactite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702434
>>12702437

Stop giving the troll attention. Let's instead think of increasingly creative ways to bully our Kikimora and so we can post their flustered reactions in our personal albums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702434
I'm not even that guy they're replying to. I just think it's funny that every other MG can get called shit without people making a stink of it but not kikimoras, god forbid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702451
To be fair, we all just wish we could discuss so-and-so monstergirl without some anon being inflammatory about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702451
We love our maids. And every one kicks a stink when any one's waifu is insulted. Imagine if some faggot insulted Hathor or the Arachnotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702458
The Archnotaur's already insult the Hathorite's anyhow. The only reason why it hasn't sparked a war is because the Hathorite's and peaceful, and not aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702449
>Photo Album full of Kikimora maid's reactions to various embarrassing chores you have her do.

This would be hilarious and adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702460
Until you start wearing red or forget to milk them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702144
>"H-How dare you, Anon. You'd dare defy your Queen by tying me up like some hunted animal?"
>"Mark my words, you ruffian: This kingdom will never give in to your petty attempts at controlling it. Not ever!"
"Dear, please, this is embarrassing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701167
Y'know, I really don't like this greentext.
It's not because Alp. It's not because of cavern pussy. It's not because of bullying.

No, I find myself disliking it because of the fact that it's not like holes would be permanently stretched like that. Especially in the case of a demonic reverse trap. So, if the MC just got his shit up, pushed back a little, and were to force his 'bro' to hold off on the dildos till she tightened up again, stuck a chastity belt or somethin' on her. Made her wait, till days, weeks later, when her juices were drooling out of the belt, before removing it to ream her anew into his own shape...

That'd be nice.
But apparently this MC is too much of a wimpy, easily-bullied fag to bother. Oh well, least he's got her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702468
>She sees even a hint of red on your shirt
>Her eyes glow red in her berserk state
>She rapes you right then and there, not as Hathor, but as Sekhmet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702468
It can't be helped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701485
Build a Lego Fortress!

[Anonymous No.]

Tell your Kikimora to clean, SPOTLESS!, a porn theater that was visited by a succubus and 200 of her closests followers, while igh on manticore venom.

Alternatively, Clean a neophyte neckbeard's keyboars and controllers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702460
It's not Arachnotaur's fault that Hathor is an evil chocolatemilk-less goddess.

Regular Holst milk mixed with chocolate does not excuse the lack of holy chocolate milk available from Hathor Priestesses.

Besides, Arachnotaur herself is very gentle* when it comes to her followers, the only reason she gets a bad rap is because her "children" can be a bit overzealous at times, which doesn't even matter because holy chocolate milk makes men basically have unbreakable pelvises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702469
>She has trained her cobra to bite her when she orgasms
>Some days, she even asks you to choke her when you cum in her
This girl would have the kinkiest "Damsel in Distress" fetish of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702488
>Making her clean cum which isn't your own.
You have shit taste and aren't deserving of a devoted kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701581
>Has twice the sexual appetite of a normal girl.
>Wants slow, lewd, playful sex
>And hard, rough, bestial sex
>In equal, full amounts
>Everyday.

Cute, slutty, sexy, comfy, wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702488
>That spoiler
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702451
Calling a certain monstergirl shit is just as retarded.

All it does is get people on the defensive and you get shitflinging without any real substance.

It's cool when it's done jokingly like "Shirohebi a big fat smelly shit!" because that's just a joke.

but otherwise it leads to the above posts of "Omushit makes my dick hard when she cries all over it with her venom tears fuck I'm so dark!" and that's just plain pantsu on head retarded.

Respecting each others tastes is the best way to go, not calling them shit just because your wee wee didn't grow because of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702493
Oh shut up Pollyanna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702496
If threads only contained rational discussion then about half the posts in this thread would be gone.

Not to mention there's no meaningful way to separate joke hatred from sincere shitstorming hatred. Someone will find a way to bend it out of proportion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702500
Hey, don't blame me when she comes home the slut maid version similar to that of a Bicorn, full of other men's cum so that she can jump right on you and have you slide right in.
>Cleaning litres of incubus and succubus cum, not corrupting at all.

>She looks a tad disappointed after you cum on her face
>Picks a strand up with her finger and tastes it
>"Not as good as the stuff at the theatre. I wonder if they go there often."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702504
But anon, shitposts being gone is only a good thing, even when half the posts would be gone.
ESPECIALLY if it takes up half the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702506
You call this bait? I know I'm a fish but come the fuck on! You haven't even baited the hooks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702509
It'll never happen, just forget it. If you can't handle the shit, may I suggest
>>>/gaia/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/someothermadeforpussiessite/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702513
Bait for what? She still loves you. She just loves loving you whilst having other dicks in her holes. nothing wrong with that right? All the cum just makes for better lubrication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702523
Please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702523
Are you that same anon I keep saying should just go Alp?

We could use a name for you.
How about SloppySecondsAnon?
Or is that too literal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702529
Not till you admit that sharing is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702520
I mean, you're right, it probably won't happen. I'm saying on the off chance it DID, though, wouldn't it be a good thing? You know, if highly inflammatory posts didn't immediately set people off into a shitstorm, and instead things were able to be discussed civilly?

It's not a hugbox if we still don't agree, after all, but are able to not fly off the handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702539
We were like that the first few months of our exile. Even Moth Chan came back. But then the newfags and /a/fags found us again , and the threads have gone to shit ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a question for you /mgg/.

What is your waifu's most valued possession.

(Besides you of course)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12693901
>>12693605
>>12693870
>>12693892

You people.

comicアンスリウムにて連載していた幕末ケンタウロスシリーズの完結編「幕末ラヴブリード」が11月10発売の本誌に掲載されております。どうぞよしなに！(NTRｼﾞｬﾅｲﾖ！)【サンプル】

NTR-janaiyo! means NO NTR.

It looks like another situation like with Cross-Breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702549
Our bed.
She's a dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702549
Her scriptures passed down to her by her ryuu goddess instructing her onw how to live a virtuous life free of sin and condoms.

You know for all the love that shirohebi recieves, there is shockingly little talked about their religious side or their beliefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702552
The pessimist in me says "Well, I guess they just don't count bestiality as NTR."

The optimist in me continues to hope it's just a visual representation of the brother's bestial lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702549
The red ribbon I gave her when we started dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702569
Does she tie it on her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702341
Because we already know of it, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702557
>Not being their religion as per >>12698267
>Drug Shirohebi, giver her a bun with creamy filling.
>Convince her and the other shrine maidens it was a miraculous virgin birth from a holy spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702549
Our Daughteru obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702470
>implying she wouldn't taunt him about that eventually
That's a nice sequel idea, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702576
Taunt him about what?
Not having a backbone?
Not having a basic understanding of biology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702578
Either or both I guess, but not having a backbone seems more appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702570
Yeah, though she sometimes worries about losing it. Her tail does tend to swish around a lot, especially when we're together.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

So, who wants to try kung fu almost master anon? >>12698842
Just seeing if anyone is actually interested in a cyoa.

[Anonymous No.]

Important question. How much cum and rum do you need to keep 1 Monster Girl pirate happy for 1 day? Along with shota livestock?

Just in case someone was to have an MG pirate crew and didn't want them to mutiny and make you walk the plank into the crew quarters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702488
>eat doritos/cheeots
>command your kikimora to lick your fingers clean, or as a challenge in under X seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702599
Does he train with monster girls of the mist continent as his partners, all undertaking rigorous training under their strict human master?

Because yes. I'd like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702599
I want to see one practicing martial arts
or marital arts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702599
Knock yourself out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702603
>Being captain of the pirate crew
>Not being the cabin boy

Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702599

He's here! The highlight of the thread!

Yes, let's CYOA!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702606
Something like that.

>>12702609
You'll like it then! I hope

>>12702612
I'll get to it then.

>>12702615
Highlight? Me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702614
>being a slut
>not being the captains secret treasure which she lets nobody else peek at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702614
You don't profit from being a cabin boy. I want to rob merchant ships with a crew of superhumans.

They keep the men on the ship, I keep the gold. Navy won't mess with us because of OP demigod monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702620
I meant a drawing but sure why not as long as it's not too shit.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702620
Oh, forgot to ask. Greentext or prose? You guys have hopefully read that thing I did earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702626
Highlight as in the daily event in the thread I look forward to, yes.

Might as well keep it non-greentext, so its easier to pastebin and look clean afterwards. Plus, getting back into full sentences for story writing is good practice for your pastebin story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702623
>not wanting to be passed around by some unwashed pirate MGs who haven't seen land or dick in months

although being the captain's personal toy as the rest of the crew hungrily looks on sounds like a good arrangement too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702632
>Rough, crude, sweaty Monster Girls who smell of rum and salt who are just as likely to beat you up as they are to rape you.

my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702638
>Loud, obnoxious, brightly-colored Thunderbird who sleeps in the crow's nest.
>Every now and then she perches on your shoulders and yells: "WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!" While you try to work.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702620
You are anon. As a child, you were abandoned at a grand temple's steps by your parents. It was actually a common occurrence during those days with the war going on. You were of course taken in and raised there among the dozens of other orphans. You trained from the day you could walk to improve your skills, and help protect the area around the temple with the others learning the martial arts. Due to the early start you are ready to become a master soon after your twentieth birthday comes by.
Finally, the ryuu master of the grand temple calls you to the main hall to discuss your master test. A rite of passage all masters must pass in order to gain their title. As you make your way to the very center of the temple, you find that only yourself and the great ryuu guardian of the capital are in the vast main hall. She's sitting at her usual spot at the very back of the room, so you head on over to greet her with a bow before sitting on your knees.
"Well, I'll get right to it. I'm sure you're impatient too. But it took a while to receive a vision for what your test should be." She smiles at you, "Or maybe just get an idea for it."
You stay quiet out of respect, making her sigh when her attempted joke went past unnoticed.
"I did have a vision though. And it was for your test, that I'm sure of!"
She sits a bit straighter and gets more serious, the lights starting to dim to focus you.
"One of my daughters to the west has been getting harassed by a nearby warlord. He wishes to force her into marriage so he may use her powers for himself! The two masters there are already having trouble with his army. You'll need to defeat this man. With your wife."
You look up with confusion, raising a brow.
"But I don't have a wife."
She chuckles at you, glad to finally get a reaction.
(continued next post)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702638
>Come on cabin boy, eat that V. That ain't sea salt you're tasting, boy.
>We didn't plunder ya for nothin' just to sit 'round and look pretty, you know? Cabin boy's gotta earn his keep.
>Alright you scum buckets, we're drawing straws to see who gets to break the cabin boy in first.
>...Deckhand Agatha? Lucky bitch. Best prepare yourself boy, she can hardly bang a nail in a plank without breaking it.
>[The oni ravages Anon near tears. The term "mess hall" takes on a new meaning.]
>Alright Agatha, alright. You had your fill.
>How was it kid?
>What?
>Ey maties, you'll like this one. Agatha just deflowered the pure lad!
>[AHAHAHA]
>Well, there's more where that came from. Better get used to your new job, huh?
>[A thunderbird, a minotaur and lamia stand around Anon and slowly remove their pants. Anon pants like the slut he's soon to be.]
>Captain's spoiling us, really. I haven't seen no pure virgin in months!
>Beats the tavern whores, don't it? Now we got one just for us.
>[A few hours later Anon stumbles out of the mess hall drenched in girlcum. The captain meets him at the entrance where the P'orc who got the shortest straw is finishing up with Anon.]
>Come on, squealer, come on~
>[The P'orc stiffens up when she sees the captain.]
>Well boy, I see you're adjusting to life on deck just fine.
>Hope the girls didn't treat ya too rough, eh? Ahaha.
>"Please let me go home..."
>This is home now, boy.

just another day for the resident of 1700s MG Port City

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702664
Monstergirl Sea shanties when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702664
Makes a boy glad he's a bakers apprentice to a Holstaurus baker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702672
>Tell me, boy. What else can you do besides take a mean V?
>"I-I only know how to bake, and I'm still an apprentice... before you invaded the town and kidnapped me, and stole all our food..."
>Well. Guess you gotta make a change of professions, don't ye?
>Arharharharhar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702672
>Holstaur Baker
I will only accept this is a thing, if she uses her own milk in her baking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702672
If I had to choose a place to be during the seventeenth century of MG world, I'd choose a vampire's castle as the vampire lord's personal servant.

She is a literal feudal lord feasting with her vampire nobles and you'll have tons of chances to score with an undead aristrocatic wight or some other high monstergirl

Worst comes to show, I run away and find a lich willing to take me in, in exchange for tender love and being a graverobber off course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702683
>Why buy milk when you can get it for free?
It's like you don't know how to run a business.

>Also, cookies with "cream filling" from the baker's apprentice, all the rage among young court ladies around town. Gives you that extra burst of spirit energy to get you through the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702684
If I recall correctly, going by MGE at least, aren't Liches counted among the Undead Aristocracy?

Granted I imagine they'd be the more reclusive sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702687
Yes.
This is exactly what I wanted to hear.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702663
"Yes, but that is what my vision showed. You with a wife you love. If you have none, you are bound to fail. Do not worry, I shall give you a blessing of luck to help speed the task. It will... allow you opportunities. There are plenty of candidates there to choose from."
"This must be some sort of joke." You scoff, having heard of the great ryuu attempting humor like this sometimes.
"I'm afraid not. If you do not have a mutual love when you face that man you will die. There are some good candidates there however! You can even go after my daughter if you wish." She teases.
She seems serious about the task, as strange as it is. And she's predicted far stranger things.
The ryu raises a claw and casts a white ball of light into you before waving you away, allowing you to stand and move to leave.
"Have a pleasant trip!" She calls after you.
You're in for it now. Do you even know how to complete this task? You'll just have to see.
What style have you trained in over the years? There are three that the great temple taught, though it didn't limit you to them.
The first style was the Striking Dragon. Even a mighty stone would yield to strong enough strikes in the right place. It's good for overpowering all sorts of opponents and trains your body to it's limit. It'll even act on it's own out of reflex, improving your fighting speed. It isn't a thinking style however, and is weak against weapons.
The second style is the Hidden Tengu. It is a thinking style that uses the environment and the weakness of opponents against them. It emphasizes grabs and holds over strikes, as well as escape tactics. Often called dirty fighting.
The third style is the Serene Ryu, which forgoes most physical training for meditation and focus. By using this training you can gather your body's energies to bring about changes around you, like the magic of the ryuu. It's combat style is more passive, but can be used in close range effectively.

http://strawpoll.me/3008073

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702672
>Baker

Why not be a hunter and experiencing the best things in life such as

>Starving to death

>Getting eaten by bears.

>Getting "eaten" by wear bears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702684
In 1600's IRL, gunpowder was being improved from kernel like chunks that had numerous moisture problems, into a cheaper, grain like consistency, which was easier to make in the first place

Due to it's much less expensive and more streamlined production, Aristocrats and rulers were at a greater risk of assassination, and some could say, that gunpowder; with it's immense power and growing availability, made the motions toward an accountable government and democracy possible.

>How would this effect MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
I vote Crushing Tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702701
Gunpowder is replaced by semen waterguns that make them instant addicted to a revolutionary's spunk.

Hence, they "assassinate" the bad rulers by forcing them to marry revolutionaries and rebels who eventually implement progressive policies and laws for the people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
Are the style names actually indicating the sort of MG you'll encounter, or are they just "choose your starting skills" kind of choices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702703
Crushing tiger a shit. It's all about Hidden Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702703
>Need to list details
Disregard, I suck cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702708
But how can you learn it if its hidden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702711
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
No Praying Mantis type style? Maybe something that focuses on ending the fight in one blow?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702707
Starting skills sort of thing, though it will matter later.

Also, if you guys want me to switch to greentext just say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
>Get married, and have a loving relationship, or you will die!
As far as ultimatums go, that's not bad.

Anyway, as an alternate suggestion, I'll say:
>Striking Mantis
>Style emphasizes waiting, analyzing your opponent.
>Then attacking hard and fast at weaknesses and openings.
>Style is mostly made up of dodges and counters, with some purely offensive moves to be able to keep pressure on an opponent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702708
>>12702703
>Crushing Tiger
>Not Crushing Jinko

I mean, honestly, do you even realize what kind of thread you are in? Plus, all the other moves are named after MGs. Stick with the theme, dunce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702714
Nyan, it's fine. You're doing great, my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702716
>Not getting the reference
Although you do have a point. We're sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702716
That's why I said "disregard, I suck cocks."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
>Not wanting to be a dastardly rogue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
Hidden Tengu or bust

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702713
I agree, which is why I made up >>12702715
as an alterative.

Looks like most are leaning towards Serene Ryu though.

Fuckin' Muscle Wizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702731
Hidden Tengu sounded great too. But I guess everyone wants to be Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702728
I mean, we're probably going to fight MGs. They'd probably *let* themselves get grabbed by a man and not even try to dodge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702736
Tengu is best choice.

Using your environments > +5 kick to the face > Muscle wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
What about Drunken Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702737
Which is good.

Because we want to grab them.

Win-win for everyone.

(Wish there was a crane style based on counters.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702741
Damn right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702741
But Ryu is able to:
>gather your body's energies to bring about changes around you,
Which is technically the same thing as using your environment. Basically it's muscle wizard + Geomancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702090
>Captain is dead.

Pls no. I really liked where his story was going too ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702755
He is anon.

I miss him too. We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702752
But Anon, using your environment to your advantage also means improvisation when it comes to weapons. we're talking broomsticks, plastic containers, latter's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
Dancing Rabbit.

Focuses on fast legwork, strong kicks, quick jabs, counter throws, and parkour. Overgrowth will never come out of alpha.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never have a Kunoichi girlfriend who prefers to blindfold you so she can have her way with you
>tfw she will never prick you with a poison needle to get you hard again after several rounds of femdom sex
>tfw this will never backfire and make you take off your blindfold and pounce on her
>tfw you will never use her scopophobia to your advantage and plow your now-timid Kunoichi raw
>You will never pull her mask off and kiss her deeply as you pour rope after rope of hot semen into her

This world is no fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702759
Is that a typo or some sort of pun/in-joke I'm not getting?

Or are you suggesting we can immobilize MGs in a highly vulnerable bending-over position by shoving them between ladder steps? Because I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702759
But anon, MC is clearly looking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12695316
>Some woman willingly turns herself into the perfect wife for some completely random dude.

But why would they even want to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702767
It's a reference to Jackie Chan, since his whole style is improvisation to the point that he can even use a damn latter

>>12702769
See, this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702304
You're a good guy Lanternon. Get well soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702766
Love makes my dick hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702779
You're a good person anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702771
I know 3DPD is a big meme hereabouts, but c'mon, there are women out there who A) Like Monster Girls and/or B) Would be just as desperate to bag a guy they like as any guy would be for a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
>Go back to look at the results
>A few choices are shortened on the pie chart
>Striking D is in third

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702790
>GonnaStrikeDatAss.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702772
Speaking of Jackie Chan,
QUICK
NAME THREE THINGS THAT AREN'T JACKIE CHAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702798
Chris Tucker, Owen Wilson, Uncle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702798
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Jet Lee

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

It's even, so I'm going to compromise a bit.
>>12702695
You've trained all your life in the style of the Serene Ryu, but have taken teaching in the style of the Hidden Tengu as well. It's an odd style, but has proven effective.
You are given a horse and supplies for your journey to the west temple. It is several weeks ride there, but you keep your horse energetic with your magic so you can ride faster. The trip is uneventful, your martial arts outfit keeping bandits away even when you camp out at night.
You are surprised when you are expected on your arrival, due to the ten days it took that should have taken twenty. They even have a feast prepared. That Ryu daughter is good at predictions herself.
After you have your horse put away you are led by the apprentice up the long staircase to the temple, a grand place with many training areas. A waterfall comes down behind it before flowing into an underwater river deep in the rocky mountain, though some of it returns to the surface as hot springs that litter the outside of the grounds.
You are led through the doors into the grand hall, a table with a grand placement of food for all the students is laid out in front of you. You are led around it however, to a much large round table on the other side of it. There sits the young ryu daughter, having only come of age the past year, short hair in a bob cut with crystal charms hanging from her horns. She's a bit small for a ryu, though still just as regal looking despite the innocence around her.
"Anon! I knew you'd be here today!" The young ryu smiles with excitement. "Sit down and eat, tell us about your trip!"
You notice the two other people at the round table now. On the left is a Jinko with more black stripes than orange on her fur. She's a bit larger than the average jinko, with a strong look that is sizing you up. She looks to be in her late twenties.
(continued next post)
Why did the poll need to be so close, makes it hard on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702811
Because we want all the powers. Fuck balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702811
Because you made two great skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702811
>Just come of age last year.
Is that KC's official MG coming of age (10) or something closer to teens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702811
>Jinko
oh yiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702822
Probably teens.
(Although a loli ryu would be fine too)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702837
Question for the writefags in here. Do you guys generally start with an outline, with a premise/idea, or just jump in balls deep?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702811
She is wearing a worn out martial arts uniform of the Striking Dragon. Care has been taken to keep it clean and in repair however. Her hair is allowed to grow long and wild.
On the opposite, right side of the table sits someone must less intimidating. A hinezumi wearing a white chinese dress so short you swear you could see under it if she were to lean over. Her hair is up in buns with some well kept bangs. A confident, cocky grin is on her face as she too sizes you up before laughing a bit to herself. This one doesn't seem to think much of you, even if she seems to be the same age as you.
You sit down and the ryu realizes she has not introduced the three of them, clearing her throat before speaking.
"I am master of the Serene Ryu of this temple, Himizu."
She gestures to the still stoic Jinko to your left.
"This is master of the Striking Dragon, Toriza."
And finally to the Hinezumi.
"And this is master of the Hidden Tengu, Mimita. It's a great pleasure to have you here Anon!"
The pair don't speak with you as dinner goes along, you telling Himizu about the boring trip to her delight. She seems to like the simple things. Or maybe she is simple. You wouldn't suggest it. Glancing at the pair, they seem to shoot glares at each other every now and then. Seems they don't like each other much.
After much more talking about things you wouldn't call interesting and more silence by the other two masters, the grand dinner is finished.
After you have your traveling supplies put into the large room set aside for you by a meditating garden, you feel something compelling you to wash yourself. You have only been doing so in wells and rivers until now, so it may do you good.
You could go and bath in one of the hot springs, you've never had a hot bath before.
You could also just use the well of the temple, which will be quick as always.
Or you could take advantage of the waterfall, which may be useful for meditating.
http://strawpoll.me/3008177

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702838
Oops, didn't mean to link that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702837
Don't think I've ever actually seen a loli Ryu character before. Everyone always makes them CC's. Maybe it's the way KC drew her art?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702822
I was thinking it'd be around 16 or 18 here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702844
Yea, she was drawn with big ol' dragon teetees and had a more mature look to her.

Not that I am complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>http://strawpoll.me/3008177
>Sees near tie
What happens if we do tie, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702839
Which one can we stumble upon the Jinko in?

I want that one.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702853
I really don't know man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702838
I usually start with a premise, then come up with a middle and end, And then start writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702839
Hot Spring, and then a Waterfall cool-off later?

I mean, c'mon, it's a hot spring.
You can't NOT go into the hot spring. Hot springs a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702857
What about a hot spring source on a cliff that flows down via waterfall into a pool where you bathe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702853
Hot waterfall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702857
Flip a coin if worst comes to worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702861
A falling spring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702838
Start with a rough outline, such as a start point a few middle points that you want to add in, and a general end point. Though I let the story flow as I write it and all points are subject to change if needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702857
Wing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702857
Please tell me that the martial arts style reflects on the personality. We sneaky trickster muscle wizard, now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702838
Premise/Idea to outline.

Then I write, completley ignore what I planned, revise the story five times, finish, go to review, fix spelling/grammer errors, go through again for review, post the story and ask for feedback and learn that I apparently missed three words.

Got one in the pipe that I just need to edit then launch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702838
I start with a premise or idea, come up with situations and such that'd happen in the story as an outline, then spend god knows how long agonizing over character names and designs before I actually write anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>7 Hotspring
>7 Waterfall
>0 Well

Y'all mofos are just doing this on purpose, ain't ya?

>0 well

Well, can't blame you. Who the heck would want to bathe in a well when they have a hotspring, or even waterfall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702860
>>12702859
Both of these are valid and good suggestions for a compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702876
Its 8 8 now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702838
I start with an idea. I then daydream about that idea for a week or more, fine tuning, adding things, and whatever else in the process. After that I write out an outline of sorts that I largely ignore containing key points I want to hit and significant bits of dialog. The entire process takes roughly twelve years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702879

Now we 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702885
11 11. Guys pls.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702839
You decide to go with the hot spring, and ask a passing apprentice cleaning the halls if they know a good one nearby. They seem confused, but remember that you only just arrived.
"The waterfall is a hot spring. You can't see the steam too well through the mist of it though." They explain.
A hot spring waterfall? No wonder the temple was built here. You thank the apprentice and head on out to try it out. It's not a far walk up the stones and past meditating gardens to the hot spring, but you find many young apprentices washing and swimming in the largest pool. You'd prefer somewhere quieter. You head up the rocks to search for another spot, and soon find another small waterfall up a stream leading to the main one that is hidden from sight among trees growing around it. You begin to undress but stop when you feel the presence nearby. You turn to see Toriza in her gi under the waterfall, your own presence having taken her out of some endurance training.
"I didn't realize this spot was taken." You comment, the Jinko just huffing and closing her eyes again. You figure that she won't bother with you as you wash and finish disrobing before dipping into the delightful pool of water.
Not a second later, another figure comes bounding around the corner before coming to a sudden stop. It's Mimita, wearing a plain white robe as she is ready to wash as well.
"Oi! You're both in my spot!" She complains, getting deep growl from Toriza as she glares over at the Hinezumi.
"I'm not moving."
This isn't good. They look ready to argue and fight for the spot, even if it's not for blood.

No poll this time, what are you going to do Master anon?
Can make a poll if you don't like the occasional whatdo post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702896
Three way free for all for the spot.

Is the only option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702896
Apologize to Mimita, but try to reason that all other spots are too quiet. Try to convince her that the three of you sharing the spot, quietly, for the time being, is for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702904
Seconded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702904
Clearly if there's only room for two, someone needs to sit on someone else's a lap. Or at least suggest it as a joke to defuse the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702904
Fuck, all other spots are too noisy, I meant to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702896
Tell them that the hot spring plan I just filed with the Temple lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of them. First one to talk gets to stay in my hot spring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702904
Thirded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702908
Sit on Toriza's lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702917
No. We sit in Toriza's lap while mimita sits in ours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702896
You watch the two of them fight and use your trickter hidden muscle wizard powers to influence the fight in hilarious and lewd ways. Move the rock the rat sands on with your mind and make her fall into the breasts of the tiger. Disrupt the tiger's punch and turn it into a grope. That sort of thing. And then laugh your ass off when they realise it was you all along. Sneaky muscle wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702918
whynotboth.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702913
I chuckled, you moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702918
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702918
Sit on Mimitas lap whilst Toriza sits on ours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702925
Anon, you'll crush the poor girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702931
It will make her stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702896
>>12702918
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702931
Anon, you'll poke the poor Jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702934
That is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702934
That way she'll know your girth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701585
Why would he distance himself from something he loves?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702896
You tell the pair to calm down, staying level headed but getting ulterior motives about what you were going to suggest.
"We all want to be here so we should compromise. There isn't enough room for all three of us unless we think creatively."
The pair are looking skeptical, but at listening.
"I'll sit on Toriza's lap, and Mimita will sit on mine." You suggest.
Toriza scowls at the idea, staying in her spot in the hot waterfall. Mimita laughs a bit and flips her robe off and onto your face. Before you can get it off, water is splashing and she's landed hard on your lap with no care for the shallowness of the water. As you get the robe off you see both the taunting face of the Hinezumi looking back at you and the angry face of the Jinko both looking at you.
"You're a comfy seat! You know who is on top at this temple!" Mimita bragged, leaning back into you like you were really a chair. You're thankful her flames aren't on, as she's already hotter than the water. "Just watch your hands, if you know what's good for you."
You keep your arms and hands out of the water, for now. Toriza is still glaring down at the pair of you, Mimita starting to talk more.
"Sure, my sparring record with this kitty here is about even, but she couldn't get a man if she tried! She has by the way. Always scares em off on the first date. Kind of pathetic. I have standards though, I want someone that can actually beat me! Nobody has come close yet." She prattled on, seemingly just to taunt the angry tiger more.
"But hey, just because you don't stand a chance doesn't mean you don't need to try. You might actually improve! I mean, I was a master two years before you!" Mimita laughs, crossing her legs and enjoying her seat on your lap.
Toriza finally stands up and moves to leave before she actually attacks the mouse, Mimita watching with a cocky grin of victory.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702957
>Robe to the face
>Straight on your lap.
I'd already be hard.

I like this rat.
Accept her "Challenge", and ask her when she'd like a match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702951
I mean, why not draw a regular old Cheshire, or a Werecat? Or a loli Jinko? Something besides Laska, really.

I'm honestly ambivalent about Laska drawfaggotry, but evidently there are people who are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702957
Continue to chat with Mimita. She's good company

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702957
Beat the mouse in a grand display then court the tiger just to spite her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702957
>>12702961

Do what any guy would do if they had a girl sitting on their lap.

Try their damned hardest to think about non-sexual stuff so you get a stiffy and poke her bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702964
Probably because he really likes read: wants to fuck Laska.

Like Leona, it's just a character he enjoys. Makes sense he draws them a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702969
Well, if that's the case, I can't really judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702957
Manipulate the environment around you to solidify a seat of water exactly where you were and use the opportunity to pursue the tiger before the rat notices she's no longer sitting on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702957
Talk to both of them. It'll help to get to know the both of them better while simultaneously keeping yourself soft so you don't spear the mouse's petite body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702974
>>12702966
>Mouse strips naked and sits on your bare lap
>Tiger pulls tsundere/kuudere scornful look.
>Anon wants to chase the Tiger.

Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702978
>Mouse
I thought it was a rat? at any rate, we did mouse rout last time. Now its time for tiger. And besides, I never liked self-centred smug bitches.

>Let me use you as a chair
>Let me talk about myself
>See this thing that isn't me? Let me shit talk it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702957
Mimita seeks a challenge? Then she shall recieve one!

Let us test our strength!

(Off to bed for me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702978
We like tigers here son. More than mice at least. But what I meant by beating her in a grand fashion is make her at least feel stuff for us but go for the tiger instead. Or both and see what happens. I mean its not like we've tried this before, whats the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702957
You guys better not ruin this while I go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702981
This. She's a cocky bitch that needs to be put in her place.
>>12702974
Or even this then make it liquid again so she falls in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702978
Because they're silly.
Thankfully, the majority (For now) is in favor of hanging with the rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702986
You know we will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702985
>its not like we've tried this before, whats the worst that could happen?
IMeanWhatCouldGoWrong.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702978
They're both doing the tsundere game.
Only the rat is being too haughty, and the Jinko actually has a reason for being distant.

>>12702957
I vote>>12702974.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702991
>LetstellherwelikeSallymore.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702997
Exactly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702995
>water seat
It's even better if she keeps talking about herself without realising that you aren't even there. I expect no less from self-centred rats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702974
>>12702995
>Naked girl on lap
>Wants to run away.

You gay, son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703003
See, the thing is, the situation doesn't call for
>BOUNCE THEM TITTIES
Also, you've just met them.
Also, also, she's kind of talking mad shit about a girl who has problems getting guys to like her. Which is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703003
>Implying that means anything when monstergirls
>Wanting a slut who would grind on your dick the moment you meet her

No thanks, I'll take my modest chuffing tall tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702974
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703003
>>12703010
Besides that, I'm sure the rat will lighten up along the way and we'll like her more.
If we haven't already gone to Ride The Tiger first.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12702957
You let Toriza go, it'll calm the situation down better than trying to keep her there. The rat is getting hard to ignore too, despite your mental training. Once she is gone, Mimita looked back at you while staying in her spot.
"She's way too straight-laced, never could take a joke. Probably why we don't get along. Can't even take a loss well when she fights me!" She chuckles, wiggling in her spot to 'get comfy'.
You can't help but respond to it, you were already holding back. Before long you're standing at attention between her teasing rump.
You're having trouble holding back now, so suggest a fight with the rat. Somewhat in joke. She looks a bit serious, raising a brow at you.
"Sure about that?" She asks.
"Why wouldn't I be? It'll be hard sparring."
She grins some more before flipping backwards in a quick motion, feet hitting your face before she bounces off of it and lands back on them on the path to the spring.
"Come and get me then!" She taunts, running down it without a care for her nudity.
You get up and start to chase her, the rat taking a path across the stream by jumping from stone to stone to get to the other side where there is open space first. You move to chase her, focusing on the water to make solid footholds to run across instead. You cut her off with ease, forcing her to fight over the flowing water on the rocks while you have no such disadvantage. She lets her flames out while grinning, the white flames making you feel the heat already. You don't want to get close and keep a distance, getting to the solid ground to shift focus to swinging solid whips of the water at her as she dodges the strikes with nimble leaps and seeks to get closer. Despite your efforts, you don't hit her, and she reaches the short. A few layers of feints later and she nails you in the chest with a leaping kick, knocking you back on the stones. The fire is getting to you from the first hit, not making your erection easier as it fires you up.
(continued next post)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703010
Might as while enjoy it for a moment.
It's not like we have to listen to her and take her opinions as fact. We can even defend the Tiger against her insults.

But that goes out the window if we just flee like some gay faggot. It'll probably just make them even more pissy at each other.

I prefer to try and keep the peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702974
Actually I add onto my initial water seat plan. When we go to Jinko, he have to ask to see her stripes to see that she's clean. Oh. don't you know what I mean?
>>12703019
Aww. Wasted potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703021
Point well made.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703019
As you get up you see her ready to continue in front of you, cocky grin still on her face. Toriza is watching from a ledge above where the two of you were, showing interest in the sparring. As is the apprentices down below, who are already cheering for either one of you. The advantage is hers, and she's waiting for you to do something stupid. You can sense the well behind you, with a bucket next to it. Another meditating garden with some tools left nearby is behind you. Or you could just attempt to use the flowing water against her again. There may be yet other strategies too. You won't win head-on though.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703019
>Going into hand-to-hand combat with an erection.

Oh boy, this isn't going to end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703030
Twist around to grab a bucket from the well, full of cooler water, and toss it at her before going in for a grapple and pin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703030
Go for the garden. We've got magic and we've at least studied her style of fighting, we should be able to block or doge her attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703030
Defend Toriza's honor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703030
If there's a garden nearby, that means there's a ho or some other stick-like tool.
Use that as your polearm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703044
Hoe*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703037
He'll have a hard time explaining himself if he's seen pinning down a smaller, naked girl with a full blown erection. Probably not the best idea.

>>12703044
Dude, mouse is a firemancer. Wood is probably not the best idea. Better use something with water or stones instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703050
>Hard time explaining
Dude, what? It's a sparring match, and everybody looking on right now knows it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703044
Next, use said polearm to splash up water with staff-spinning movements, using your Hidden Tengu-honed abilities to Geomance the water in some way.

>>12703050
I would say, "What if it's a steel hoe?" But that'd probably be worse since it'll cause first degree burns...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703030
Fill the bucket with water, splash her with the water and then throw the bucket at her face as she moves to dodge/block the water. then book it to the garden and see what we can use. At the very least we'll have gained distance and we might even find a good vantage point for A) sneak attacks B) covert, private handholding with a certain tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703062
>Middle of a sparing session on our first day there
>Everybody is watching and cheering
>We sneak off to hold hands with a tsun tiger
I fucking love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703062
Also, by dousing her in water, we'll have created an efective steam/smokescreen to bail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703066
>>12703068
>Challenge mouse with large ego
>Run off in the middle of duel
>Inflates her ego even more, thinking you chickened out.

Yeah, but no. That can't possibly be a good idea. Got to beat her, maybe give her a spanking in front of everyone to take her down a peg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703074
This. You don't run from boss fights.
Or tutorial fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703074
She'll demand we take responsibility. But by then we'll also need to take responsibility for whatever we did to the tiger and for holding hands with the Ryu. I mean what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703074
I wanted to bail in the first place. Fuck fighting with smug rodents. Let her ego be inflated. It'll crash when she sees us walking back with tiger hand in hand. holding hands was more important that even sparring with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703081
This

[Anonymous No.]

Nude hot spring fighting with a raging boner, yeah nothing could possibly go wrong.

famous last words. jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703078
Also, I know you guys have a stiffy for the cat, but don't fucking railroad straight to her ignoring plot. You literally just met her, haven't spoken more than a single sentence to her, yet feel compelled to seek her out even at the cost of losing a duel in front of everyone?

I mean, if you want to spend time with her, wait for an opportune moment. Don't bolt after her (while naked, I may add) like some sort of stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703030
She knows her weakness better than anyone else, I doubt splashing water on her will do shit; she expects it. Set up a traps with your environment manipulating powers, aim for messing up her footing and close in for a hit whenever she's off-balance.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703030
You need to keep some distance from that flame. As quick as you can you leap back and roll into the wooden hoe, swinging it up like a pole arm. Your quick swings keep Mimita away from you as she dodges the strikes, but you're not gaining distance this way. You are forcing her to block,on occasion.
But even as she flips and dodges around you, it becomes apparent something is wrong. You pause a moment to see the hoe has caught fire from when she was blocking. And she's got her cocky grin back now that you've realized her plan. You use the only other weapon you can think of and use the burning pole to leap over her and try to grab the bucket with your focus in the air. A set of garden clips knocks it away and breaks your focus before you land, spilling the water all over the ground. She charges right after, her shortness making it hard to defend and dodge as her quick strikes meant more to affect you with her flame and break your focus. You won't be getting that water out of the well in this hectic mess. Your focus is already starting to fail.
You try and go on the offensive, snatching her tail and holding tight with a hand as you try and grab an ankle to keep her off balance. It earns you a roundhouse to the temple that knocks you next to the cliff that would let you fall into the pool below. As you stand up you see her in her ready position, still grinning, knowing how much her flame has aggravated your lust. Your next strategy will be a last ditch effort, but you're a bit short on time or resources. Gotta think outside the box.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

If only we had seen the 2 and then asked 'hey you guys know where the ryuu is?
We could be relaxing with saki right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703087
>Losing.
she's a Tengu, not a dragon. She knows the value of strategic retreat. And think about it this way. If you 'lose' to a master right now, all the scrubs will leave you alone so you can privately do your own thing. Which is perfectly in line with our arts seeing as how we prefer independent movement and meditation.

[Anonymous No.]

Drop the fighting stance and tell her "I'm impressed"
then start asking where she learned and how long shes been at it. you know casual chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703091
Dive into the well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703091
Wait for her to attack, perform a counter-grab, and take a plunge into the water with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703091
Go defensive, constantly retreat, hopefully it'll anger her ego if you're running away and not attacking, then do >>12703090 and fuck up the ground under her to make her fall then go in for the kill. Alternatively fuck up something above her and make it fall on her.

I don't really understand this Serene Ryu power honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703091
>>12703104
I gotta agree with this guy. Use the last bit of our focus to grab her and just jump in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703104
This. Once she's dunked you can grapple her without getting flamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703101
Oh and stroke her ego some with the 'you caught me off guard stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703104
This, but even if this doesn't work, diving into the well will cool our heads and give us time to plan our next move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703112
well are pretty deep in Mg land .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703091
>>12703104
This. Hidden Tengu style gives +10 in grappling. And you can certainly pull it off if you time it correctly, you know what with the focus boost Serene Ryu has given the MC.

Grab whichever body part she tries to use to curbstomp you, and flip over to grab her and dive.

[Anonymous No.]

So you are saying he is mad because she is flaming him?

Sounds like the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703120
In the duel, there are two people.

So half the population is flaming, the other half are naked and have an erection.

Sounds like the thread, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703107
elemental magic

[Anonymous No.]

The second style is the Hidden Tengu. It is a thinking style that uses the environment and the weakness of opponents against them. It emphasizes grabs and holds over strikes, as well as escape tactics. Often called dirty fighting.
The third style is the Serene Ryu, which forgoes most physical training for meditation and focus. By using this training you can gather your body's energies to bring about changes around you, >>> like the magic of the ryuu.<<< It's combat style is more passive, but can be used in close range effectively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703128
Fits surprisingly well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703137
It would seem to me that to fight the girl who uses the environment, we should use our powers that change the environment she's adapted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703128
I like Kikimora
I hate Kikimora
I hate you
You are a faggot
Guys . I am fapping to oni pics

Yeah sounds about right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703149
Indeed, I am trying to not ruin the cyoa, but iIknow how to stop her, I am throwing out some hints.
He gave the answers already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703149
So...we Hamon now?

[Anonymous No.]

Water, becomes ice counters fire.

there

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703091
You can only think of one last thing that may let you win. You chuckle and drop your stance, though Mimita stays ready for anything.
"You really are strong, just like I'd expect of a master. Looks like you wi-"
Your focus lets you catch the quick lunging kick she tries to knock you up and over the edge with, surprising the rat when you were ready for the swift attack. You use the motion to flip her up as you turn towards the edge, wrapping an arm around her waist and jumping over. She tries to pull free but it wouldn't matter anyways, you both land in the hot water below and go below into the drink. The force of the fall and her struggles knocks her out of your hold once you two splash down, a flurry of bubbles steaming out of her as she the water boils around her. You have a choice to make though, now that you have the chance. You could regain your focus, now that you're in the hot water and she'll seek to escape to regain a bit of her fire. Or you could press for advantage and reach the surface first, using what little focus you have left to try and keep her in the shallow water to keep the flames away. Of course, you could attempt to grapple her underwater while she has less breath and focus training than you. She may get close to drowning, but if she concedes then it's still a win. It may be hard holding onto someone with more training at holds and escape than you, and you'll tire yourself out as well.

http://strawpoll.me/3008373

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703158
>>12703153
How about this? We go back to fighting over the running water, but systematically erase her footholds one by one?

[Anonymous No.]

Remind me why this hasn't been booted to /tg/ yet? There are over 200 filtered posts if you start with the beginning Nyanon post and that's not acceptable. The last "on topic" post ITT was over an hour ago, and that was about Bob/Less shit.

HURR NO FUN idiots can fuck off. Every OTHER CYOA/Quest is on /tg/ for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703160
Put all of our training to use. We didn't come this far for nothing and after ten days of just riding we need to show our strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703171
Total boredom

What other reason is there?

Wanna have a flame war?
I can pick the pro fluffy tail side if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703171
4 hours ago began /mgt/'s quiet time, where there is an average of 15-45 minutes between each posts. If not for the CYOA, there would basically be no posts. If you were a regular you'd know this.

Although I should know better than to respond to bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703171
This thread doesn't die till the last page. You want to talk about something, talk about something. you wanna complain, then stop being a faggot. It's not like Nyanon and posts related to him are actively stopping other discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703171
Okay, then. Let's talk about Desert girls and why they are best girls.

The reasons are obvious:
>Dark skin
>Exotic clothing made of gold-lined togas
>That blue eyeliner

Prove to me why I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703182
You forgot the interesting man versus nature vs rape environment. Also, for some reason desert=Egypt which automatically makes everything cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703182
Dark elves are better!


>>12703179
This is me btw

There is my counter point!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701893
continue?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703182
I wish more people talked about Sphinx. But I guess having a sexy gollum asking questions at risk of rape isn't fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703179
Fluffy tails are fine.

>>12703180
> Bait
> No True Scotsman argument

>>12703181
This same "argument" was used for why these threads should stay on /a/. Look where that got us.

>>12703182
You're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703182
He is right, I cant counter yer statement

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703182
Anubis a bestest.
The thought of an Anubis giving an oily lotion massage haunts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703187
You mean to tell me that dark elves are better than:
>Mummies
>Sphinx
>Anubis
>Girtablilu
>Khepri
>Sandworm
>The great and powerful Pharaoh
>The great and powerful(?) Apophis
>Hathor

Is that what you're saying?
Choose your next words wisely, knave.
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140125135244/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/8/85/Pharaoh_2.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703189
Shes a cute lioness type, and loves riddles,
whats to not like about her?
Tired of petra to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703198
>>Mummies
>>Sphinx
>>Girtablilu
>>Khepri
>>Sandworm
>>The great and powerful Pharaoh
>>The great and powerful(?) Apophis

Yes

>Anubis
>Hathor

No

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703210
>Saying no to Anubis
>Saying no to Hathor
Opinion discarded.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703160
You need to regain your focus, her flames have done a number on you and you've resisted other Hinezumi flames before. As she rushes to the surface you take the serenity and center yourself, bringing down your arousal and making your mind clear. By the time you get up to the surface, floating up out and standing on top she had already started to gloat at the edge of the hot water. She gets ready for the fight to continue, getting into a stance but being ready to retreat. You're focused enough to stay on the water and attack from afar now.
You use the focus you gained to affect the tree behind her, bending it back before letting it swing at her legs. She realizes too late and nearly falls to her rump, quick reflexes saving her as she starts to run towards the path to get above you on top of the waterfall to gain the higher ground and break sight with you. It's not easy for her, you use your focus to trip her up and make stones come loose under her feet. As one rock comes down and hits her belly she rolls backwards and falls behind a ledge, branches cracking and rustling around her. After that there is no movement and the area is quiet, it being up to you to check on your win. The fight seems over, but something is telling you to be careful.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703213
What he's saying is Anubis and Hathor are the only ones better than Dark Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703190
Completely different situation and you know it. We were pushed out of /a/ thanks to shitposter-kun and some faggot mod. Their objection was to the entire thread. You aren't about to push out specific posters, because of their posts so this doesn't apply here. We have no post limit, only a time limit, really. So get to talking if you wanna talk.

>>12703182
I've got a character I plan to write about at some point, and I kinda like her. Girtablilu from a clan of assasins that goes through a ritual when they come of age to remove their venom glands and focus on physical, honourable and 'pure' methods of assasination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703213
You got that backwards

yes dark elf is better than top

no dark elf is not better than bottom 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703213
>Reading comprehension: zero
C'mon, guy. Go to bed, it's time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703216
Use your inner spirit to watch through the eyes of the bird in the tree where she fell. See if she's where you expect her to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703217
>>12703219
>>12703221
Goddammit you're right I need sleep. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703218
>remove their venom glands and focus on physical, honourable and 'pure' methods of assasination.
>Assassin removing a potent weapon
I want to complain about how absolutely retarded this is, but then I realize there's a ritual involved, so it probably should be retarded. Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703216
She fell into a bush or something, right?
Maybe use your abilities to part it and take a look in advance?

Or better yet, restrain her with the branches, so she doesn't try a surprise attack when you check on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703216
It's a TARP! Throw some rocks to flush her out, or a bucket of water, or something.

If she really is beaten, plunder that booty!
But really, if she's knocked out you should take her to... whatever temples have instead of infirmaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703210
>>12703219
>Alla that shit
>Being lesser than Dark Elf

Nigger that is fucking your opinion and I respect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703222
Use your inner spirit to see the ryuu getting naked
"Give me sight beyond sight"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703216
Tell her to come out, you're not foolish enough to fall for a trap like that.

[Anonymous No.]

she got injured didn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703216
Keep your position.
Maintain your focus if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, the smell of butt hurt in the morning...smells like...Victory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703227
Well, yeah she's exiled. Not sure why though. I think it either has something to do with forcing her to go through the ritual without her consent, or something like that. They developed bladed plates for their stingers to impale their targets through and through. I wonder why she should be exiled though? Perhaps she still uses venom or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703241
No, I was complaining about the clan removing their venom glands at all. You'd better be fully prepared to wrap that one in backstory or everyone with half a brain will pick it apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703250
When thinking it up I actually linked it to a few genital mutilation rituals/ rite of passages. Which are just as devoid of logic. But you're right. I need to think up a decent answer as to why.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703216
You're not some fool. You stay where you are and close your eyes to focus further. Looking for her. You see the spot she should have landed, but she is not there. The rock that hit her is. You try and find her, spreading out your search. You can't check a wide area well, all it gives you is sight from all angles. She's somewhere out there, but is taking to the element of surprise. There is nothing for a while as you two stay in stalemate, and searching specific spots shows you nothing. Nobody else sees her too. When it comes at you, there is no time to react as an arrow with a blunt metal end flies from the bushes and nails you right in the mind chakra of your forehead. The shock while you are focusing shatters your focus, and the second blunt arrow comes as you're reeling to seal the win for Mimita as you're knocked out cold.

You wake up with a pounding in your head and a soothing feeling on the outside. A groan later and you're opening your eyes to see the dim lantern light of your room, a light above you keeping you from seeing Himizu until you sit up. Looks like you lost.
"You shouldn't try and move too much, it'll take some rest to recover your energies." Himizu huffed, pushing you back down with her small clawed hand. "Fighting on the same day you get here, like they didn't do it enough already against each other! A-and naked too..." She blushed, the light returning as she kept healing your pounding head. "It's i-indecent!"
You ask how you lost, the ryu answering after a moment.
"She snuck to the armory and came back with training arrows. Shot from the bushes. She practices with ranged weapons a lot."
Well, shit.

What do you do now master anon?
Sorry if it seems a bit deus ex there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
Go see Toriza

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
Its magic after all. Also fucking little cunt, screw her stay where we are with Himizu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
Really showing his inexperience there. Should have went mobile as soon as he didn't find her where she should have been.

Find Mimita and thank her for the battle. You'll try again later when you're stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702034
wasnt there a continuation of this, i dont know if it was by the same writer though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
See if Master Jinko wants to talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
Rest for the time being.

Find and berate the rat for her cheap tactics later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
Dick the ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703282
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
>She's not there
>Better stay right where I am
Dis guy. Go take a nap and meditate on your poor choices in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
talk to the tiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
Go after Toriza to clear up everything. Also is there a pastebin or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703272
>>12703282

Guys, at least pretend not to just hamfistedly railroad the protagonist onto your favourite MG's path. At least put up a decent response like, "Go for a walk to work out your sore muscles, maybe hoping to bump into Tiger." or something.

This whole "railroad to target, disregard everything elset" mentality is what screwed the last CYOA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703284
>Berate the rat for cheap tactics
>When her fighting style is based on the idea of using one's surroundings and "dirty tactics" to begin with
That doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703265
Leave. The current you is a faggit who can't fight and got rekt. Go into the mountains for two months and train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703299
Using one's surroundings is one thing.
Fleeing to an armory to grab a weapon to return with for a sneak attack, is another.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703265
Well, you don't want to see the rat right now. You consider what to do as the ache goes away, Himizu eventually stopping her healing once she sensed that.
"No more fighting for a while! I'll punish you if you do! Sparring is okay, but no fights!" Himizu urges, showing concern for you.
You agree, don't want to go through that again. She nods and leaves once she has your word, closing the door behind her to leave you alone. Well, you got a feeling for what Mimita is like now. May as well speak with the grumpier master now. Surely that isn't a bad idea with the sun setting.
You get up and notice you're already dressed, likely at Himizu's request. You're not sure where Toriza's room is, but it shouldn't be too far. You head out hoping not to run into the gloating rat, searching for someone to ask for directions. Before you find anyone you find yourself lost, somewhere in the outer halls. A cracking sound attracts your attention though.
A short search for the sound finds you outside, among the taller trees on the side of the mountain. It doesn't take you long to find Toriza in her old outfit slamming her open palm into a tree. And shaking the whole thing each time. As sweat flies off of her. You're glad you didn't spar with her. You head over and wait for her to notice you though, but with her back to you and her focus on training she isn't going to know you're there unless you do something about it.

What do master anon?
>>12703293
I'm saving it all to mine as I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703308
sneak up on her and scare her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703308
Just watch for a bit. Study her technique or some shit.
Then wait until she's stopped to make small talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703299
Not to mention MC-kun also uses the same martial arts as a secondary style.

>>12703308
Don't disturb her. You should be too ashamed to show your face around her anyway after that pitiful performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703319
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703308
Just watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703308
Whisper "Goodbye" and leave for the mountains, to train. That or commit Sudoku. Or, study her form and then leave. we shouldn't have the audacity to talk to a master after we talk big to another master and get our shit stomped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703171
>>12703332
>>12703302

Troll-kun is ronrey tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703342
Actually only the ones talking about going into the mountains is me. And I say that half seriously. How weak is the training at this place if he's already well on the way to being a master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703342
Two of those aren't trolling, though.

Oh wait, am I being trolled right now?

[Anonymous No.]

I just fapped to NTR. I feel dirty.

I need cute, loving Monster Girl antics.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703308
You're feeling too much like shit to try and disturb her. You find a comfortable place to sit against a tree and watch her while you half-meditate. She keeps on hitting the tree in the same manner, with the same perfect form for an hour. You're glad she isn't pointing out the mistakes you made in that fight you had with the rat. You can think of plenty. That arrow was a real dirty trick, even by her style. But it wasn't out of bounds.
After an hour longer of her practicing she stops and takes some deep breaths to get herself calm, only noticing you as she turns around. She frowns a little but doesn't ignore you as she wipes her brow with the fur of one of her paws.
"You're slow."
Is that the only criticism she has of that fight?
"Left yourself too open at the end. Chasing is better."
Of course not.
"Train with Himizu. If you focus enough you can ignore her flames. Has weak arms. Only kicks hurt, with wide attacks."
Wait, she's giving you advice. You ask why she even thinks you deserve it, her stoic face not changing. Maybe you need to go to the mountains alone for a few months.
"Can't. Need you here in case warlord attacks."
Well, that makes sense.
"You're not as dirty. She enjoys being dirty. You just use openings. I can't think fast, so I move fast. I don't dislike her style. Just her."
She seems to be a bit friendlier than before. Maybe fighting Mimita made her this way.
"She still has a bruise from the rock. Hehe."
Was she trying to laugh there? Her face hardly changed expression at all.
She starts to move past you after this, not saying a thing as she heads back into the temple. You could always follow her, you're sensing that's alright. Or you could take her advice and set up training with Himizu.
Or you could go find the rat and taunt her over the bruise. Probably not the best idea though. Maybe you should just get some sleep in a bed for a while.

http://strawpoll.me/3008539

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703360

>>12702020
>>12702766
>>12701934

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703364
>http://strawpoll.me/3008539
>Ryu has same number of votes as the "choose no girl" option

Ouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703388
Meant to say Mouse, damn it

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703364
You decide to follow Toriza, to see what she is going to be up to. If she's going to bed you'll just have to head to your own room anyways.
The jinko takes a trip to the well for some water and to splash some water over herself to clean the sweat off first, not caring about the dripping wet outfit she was wearing after. She walked someplace else after that, drying on the way, not minding your hovering while moving along. She made no attempt at conversation though.
After a long walk you find yourself where the temple's orphans are housed. It's a lot like the room you shared with others growing up, but smaller and with less beds on the ground.
Toriza chuffs as she heads inside, to your surprise. And is greeted by all of the children at once, all five crowding around her before she pulls that all into a tight hug with more chuffs while lifting them up off the ground with ease, carrying them towards the center of the room.
This was unexpected. She's the temple's caretaker for the youth. She sits down with them and takes a book one of them brought to her, opening it to a place to start reading in her simple monotone way.

Whatdo master anon?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703388
>>12703391
I expected more people to want to hatefuck her to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703388
I would have voted for her but I knew she wouldn't have won so I voted for what I thought was second best.

>>12703403
I don't know why people dislike her. She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703401
Help her take care of the kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703405
I did the same thing. I also concur.
>>12703401
Sit down with the kids of course.

Also, looks like the people are starting to drop off like flies. Might need to pause it here, or in a post or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703405
I don't dislike her.
I'd a burning rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703401
Watch her for a little bit, then move along?
Maybe find Himizu, train a bit as advised.

>>12703403
Or, go find Mimita and see about some hate fuckin'. That works too.

Anyway, I'm headin' to bed now. Cya tomorrow anons, hopefully for more CYOA fun! Cool guy as always Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703405
>>12703411
>>12703412
>>12703414

I blame you for this Nyanon. You gave everyone here a fetish for mousy girls on account of the Gabby story.

Y-you'd better take r-responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703418
You already had your turn, its Tigers time to shine

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12703401
You smile and move in to sit down with the group, staying quiet as you let Toriza read to the group. They're all transfixed with the story, but as time passes they start falling asleep listening to it. Before too long all of the kids are asleep and Toriza stops. She chuffs and strokes some of their heads, a warm smile creeping onto her normally stoic face.
You help to tuck all the youngsters in, letting her handle the little Shirohebi girl since you'd drag the tail. Once they're all tucked in she looks at you with her normal stoic face before ruffling your head, moving away on her own while yawning. She's tired too.
You decide to head off towards bed but catch Himizu in the hall as you move along. She isn't impressed that you're walking about, but gets happier when she hears you want to train your focus with her. She tells you to be ready first thing in the morning before heading away, humming to herself as she does. You head off towards bed, hoping that things won't stay this crazy every day you're here.

Leaving it here for tonight, don't want to keep you guys up too long. I'll be taking my work days off, so expect me every other evening instead of every night like last time. Hopefully people don't complain as much about that.

>>12703418
If everyone associates me with mouse rape that would be perfectly fine with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703428
Thank you Nyanon. You're the best

[Anonymous No.]

We alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703522
нет

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703527
I see, comrade.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I should wait until the next thread to post my update? Everything has slowed down it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703552
Slow is an understatement. It always surprises me how slow it is around this time compared to peak hours.

Hopefully there'll be a new thread tomorrow. This one is hurting my web browser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703573
Hope is a great thing to have, comrade.
I'll just bite the bullet and post it now, maybe again if a new thread comes up soon. I'm not holding my breath on the latter part, though.
http://pastebin.com/8DRHWBQT
As usual, criticize as you will and call it as you see it.

[Anonymous No.]

So have we gotten any spoilers on Cerea mom yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703587
How much do you want to bet that she's got ridiculous sized tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703587
No. Only 12 beast spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703588
I'm HOPING for it. but I am also hoping she is either Master Asia ANSWER ME CEREA or chubby housewife milf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703601
Probably health, and likes to cook and suck on carrots suggestively around D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703587
>Wanting Crabman to use the "lel Suu raep" plot device, AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703607
I really hope that doesn't happen.
It's funny, but it's gonna get old quick if it happens too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703611
It has already been overused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703611
It's already old to me, I hope it gets old for Crab nicholson as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12701572
Just read this. Wanted you to know I'm interested and would like to see more, even if I don't have much else to say.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to give you panda waifu and daughteru lots of bamboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703631
IIRC, don't they actually eat more than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703633
I got something more that they can "eat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703633
99% Bamboo 1% Rodents and grasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703635
Don't feed that to your daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703638
That's wild ones, the ones in captivity eat much more like apples and sweet potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703640
You're right, children shouldn't swallow gum. That was irresponsible of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703631
Dick the daughteru and waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703649
Don't Dick Da Daughteru Chum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703649
That is not ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703649
I mean, you can if you want to, but do you tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703688
don't*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703649
What if the daughteru wants you to dick her, like in that Aftyn story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703607
That's not a plot device, it's a natural phenomenon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703757
Suu rape is a law of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703761
Insurance companies treat it as an act of God. Get raped at your own expense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703757
It's a lazy attempt at humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703764
Suu suddenly stopping her molesting ways would go completely against her established character. Suu won't stop. But you can stop bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703766
>Suu
>Established character
>Any character in EMG having a semblance to a personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703769
>Look at me, I'm so cool, telling people things they like are shit!
You can stop now, we all think you're cool and tough and acknowledge that your dick is huge.
Not that I disagree with you, but still. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703773
Why are you even on 4chan if you can't handle it when a bad series gets shit on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703778
>Not that I disagree with you
See that? The problem here is that you're just annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703778

If you don't like EMG, then what the fuck are you even doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703802
I'd wager that not everyone here is in it for EMG.
Personally, I'm enjoying it, but there's still valid criticisms people can make to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703802
EMG isn't the only series that has monstergirls in it.

[Anonymous No.]

5 more threads to go... oh Grim Reaper, come take us to Charon's ferry already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703820
This. I like Crabman's work but I kinda wish he went back to his earlier drawing style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703837
Anubis was also said to guide people to the afterlife. Does Charon have a whole bunch of anubis assistants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703848
Anubis is the judge, weighing the soul or heart or whatever it was against a feather.
...the system is rigged, you can't win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703849
Would Anubis judge you favourably if you had an anubis waifu? I mean, that's got to count for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703856
She would have ALL the dirt on you that way... and an Anubis must be dutiful. She'll probably sentence you to spending your afterlife as her dickthrone or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703862
>She'll probably sentence you to spending your afterlife as her dickthrone or something.

Okay, now I'm lost. Is this a punishment, or a reward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703868
It's justice. That suffices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703869
Intimate, sensual justice. Sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/r7ykRZM.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703874
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703874
Too much Laska.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703874

That looks good. At least it's not NTR, gore, futa or any other shit tier fetish. Glad to see /mgg/ is still getting OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703874
>Forbidden Love

L-lewd...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703802
EMG is bad even for harem standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703893
But anon, spiderweb bondage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703874
Since you're on a Cheshire kick anyway, how about the Vengeance twins next?

>We want to play a little game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703893
Love Hina, Kenichi and Akame Ga Kill say otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703916
>AgK
>harem
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

The dickthrone is basically a reverse lotus position. No wonder they're both the best sex positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703917
There isn't anything else to read AgK for, and even that's stretching it farther than Daisy Chaining Luffy, Mr.Fantastic and Elastic Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703922
But that doesn't make any sense. There is no harem in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703925
Well considering there's no male character left other than Tatusumi left alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703926
There still isn't a harem in it. The MC is together with one girl. Who is probably going to die soon. But still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703928
No the writer is going to decide that Mine and Esdese are now bisexual mid fight and both decide to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703649
Yes.

>>12703667
>>12703667
>>12703679
Go to Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703929
>threeway
Only if Esdese makes Mine the bottom bitch.
>>12703930
You don't dick the daughteru Josif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703893
I would agree with you if I didn't see Diabolik Lovers. I don't know why would I check anime aimed obviously at teenage emo girls. If this can be counted as love story, it was probably worse love story than Twilight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703874
First the catboy, now this. I swear, he's fucking with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703934
But catboys are a miracle of the universe. A miracle that has no place here, granted, but a miracle nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703931
Yes you do. It's one thing if YIO don't want to. Every father and daughteru have the right to show each other the depths of their love if they so choose.

Incest will never not be part of the setting. You should really get off of people's dick, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703932
It's a 10/10 comedy series though.
>>12703934
It's just another run-of-the-mill Laska picture, which should be expected at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703931
>won't dick the daughteru and wants the tsun bitch

Truly, you and I, are meant to be enemies.

>>12703935
That's pretty good bait, I admit.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Soon - http://imgur.com/nMCRUWa,Uy4hWs0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703945
>jousting
Please tell me they'll joust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703939
No, you foul filth. It's father's duty to stop his own, as well as his daughter's, carnal desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703944
>wants the tsun bitch
But I don't want the tsun bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703949
I refuse.

>>12703952
Do you know what bottom bitch means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703955
Of course I do, I've seen that South Park episode. I wasn't using it in that context though, do you know what I am saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703955
>I refuse
You refuse to do your paternal duties? To the gallows with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703961
http://imgur.com/jkXCf4i

I refuse to deny expressing my love to hose who want it. As I do them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703968
*those

Although hosing the daugheru is okay too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703961
I appreciate you defend children, but don't you think killing their parents isn't exactly the best way of helping them?

>>12703968
If you can prove dicking your progeny is a valid scientific project, I will shut up for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703977
Anon, I'm only human. My options are limited. It's not like I can unscrew-up their heads and make them into not-child molesters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703945
THIS IS...
GATTAI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703945

>the mother looks exactly like the daughter

I hope not but it wouldn't be surprising at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703977
>If you can prove dicking your progeny is a valid scientific project, I will shut up for now.

Are we still talking MGE or real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703916
>love hina
It's15 years old and considered as one of the classic harems, even despite it's arguable quality.

>Kenichi
>harem
Wat
I assume you mean some another Kenichi and not KenIchi: The Mightiest Disciple?
How the fuck is that a harem? There is only one girl that wants his dick. And 95% of time MC is fighting, training or listening to flashbacks. One piece is just as much harem as Kenichi

>Akame Ga Kill
Once again, it's not harem. Even if there are some harems elements they are too insignificant.

EMG only plot and story resolves around harem. And it's bad at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703991
So far we've got 50/50 odds of Cerea looking like her mother, based on the previous ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704014

But Papi's mother looked exactly like her daughter at one point, remember the picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703961
Even heard about Lot?
It's God's will to dick the daughteru.
Dick the daughteru or go to hell, filthy heretic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704000
If you have an amusing answer in MGE case, go ahead and write it.

If you have an amusing answer in real life case, you should write it immediately. Sure, morally wrong and stuff, but it sounds interesting. You know, logically proving that morals are wrong must be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704019
Also dick your dead brother's wife or God will kill you himself. Personally. It happened to Onan, it can happen to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703968
Muh daughteru-dicking brother
http://exhentai.org/s/6985fe7bf4/635039-30

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704019
The hell aew you talking about? Lott's kids literalllly had to get him drunk out of his fucking mind bbefore they could take advantage of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704037
But God didn't condemn them. He killed everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah, and turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt for looking back, but he did not judge Lot and his daughteru's giving their fatheru the V. Quid Est Demonstratum, they did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704019
>following Old Testament God's will
You don't want to do this. Jewish god is half righteousness and half fucking bat shit insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703977
>If you can prove dicking your progeny is a valid scientific project, I will shut up for now.
Well, that's easy.

HYPOTHESIS: Dicking the daughteru improves daughteru academic performance.

METHODOLOGY: This is a large-scale population study, and we will have to organise three seperate groups to control for confounding variables. The more data points from more varied daughteru species, the better. As such, we are requesting volounteers from /mgg/. Feel free to join the:

CONTROL GROUP - Daughterus who are (physically) untouched by their father's love right up to high school graduation. Fathers should raise their daughters in the traditional human manner and avoid even a little daddy-daughter "special playtime".

LOVING WINCEST GROUP - Daughterus who are regularly dicked by their father-us. Start dicking the daughteru at whatever age you become comfortable, but to ensure the fidelity of the research results you should ensure that she gets at least 4 years of papa's tasty meat shaft to give time for her grades to increase/decrease in response. You should lavish your daughteru with all the love and affection a father-u usually brings; just give her the D too.

RAPEY INCEST GROUP - It is a well known result already that a loving supportive parent has a positive effect on school performance already. We expect that dicking the daughteru in the style of the Loving Wincest Group will improve the bond between parent and child, making it difficult to disentangle the effect of closer emotional support from the effect of dicking. The composition of this group is therefore one wherein we will attempt to decouple the emotional from the physical component of dicking by asking the fathers to callously molest and rape their daughterus while remaining emotionally distant. Sex should be followed by neither cuddling nor kissing; please just feel free to indulge your desire with your daughteru's blossoming body, paying no heed to her enjoyment whatsoever.

Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704052
New Testament God is worse. A Yandere Lich who created a pocket dimension for eternal torture? I'd rather the warlord god who can't outwrestle a human or beat an army with iron chariots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703991
Would you have preferred a battle worn veteran?
http://imgur.com/leuXdlb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704053
Now that's a justified dicking. I approve. You're also a terrible person for even coming up with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704029
Amusing? No, but it's wee know that offspring born of a father and daughter are healthier and more powerful, and may lead to a mutational race, which is good. Are you new?

As for real life, I don't advocate incest. Unless we could find a way to keep the improvements that come from several generations of it, without the drawbacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704064

shitniggerwhatareyoudoing.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704064
You're asking for a beating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704064
Fuck off bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703189

Sphinx is really good, but the new Werecat is just amazing. I can't decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704052
The fuck you are talking about?
He encourages daughteru dicking
He hates lgbt faggots and demands all gays to be stoned to death.
He is also a loliconbro himself, because he impregnated Maria when she was 12.
Sounds like a top-tier God to me.

Our God is an awesome God

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704064
Oh, wow. Where do you even start talking about that?
I mean, the horse part is basically just balloons on steroids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704053
>Disregarding the "I proactively dated MY daddy!" group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704053
I would like to subscribe to your RAPEY INCEST newsletter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704064
Wow, that is some loose relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704037
>>12704041
According to the bible, Jesus is a descendant of Lot through David's great grandmother Ruth, who is descended from Moab, Lot's son through one of his daughters.

Without incest, There's no son of God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704064

Fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704053
Member of loving family wincest group reporting
http://exhentai.org/g/523319/6be3d7d539/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703839
I can agree with this. The artwork of EMG and 12B seems a lot more simplified when compared to his hentai strips. Maybe it's something about the scaling for the magazine, or just the stress of the same thing month after month, who knows.

God, if this IS what he gets like because of stress over two monthly series', imagine what he'd be like if he were doing a long-running weekly, like the Big 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703849
This reminds me. Amit girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704085
Stop cherry picking, your god was fooled multiple times by his rebellious subordinate. Seriously, for a omniscient being, he's as fucking dumb as a rock.

>>12704103
>According to the Bible
Where is this information written in Bible? Are you sure it's Bible, because it sounds more like something out of Dan Brown's book.

Also, friendly reminder that son of God said that the Church's will is God's will. Therefore, your crazy God has changed his mind and dicking daughteru is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/ is so dead we're discussing actual religion. Can't say I'm impressed. Oh, well, carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703874
>Class Rep Laska caught buying a naughty book
Fuck you guys I think it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704134
You come up with something then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704124
I plain told about Jesus's lineage. Read The Book, faggot.

>friendly reminder that son of God said that the Church's will is God's will.

So?

>your crazy God has changed his mind and dicking daughteru is bad.
>your god

Ahem, tips fedora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704137

I actually like it too, which is strange because I really dislike Laska as a character. So this is the first Laska pic I'm not adverse too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702695
We should have gone with Wu Tang style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704148
What about her making a joke like auntie Charon taught her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704139

Well then, is there something that never fails to make your waifu go "d'awww" regardless of personality and self control? Something that, if done by you, is guaranteed to give her a heart attack (from what she perceives is cute) and/or crush you with cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704134
We talk about religion all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704168
I can't think of anything. She's pretty kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704140
>I plain told about Jesus's lineage. Read The Book, faggot.
I'm pretty sure there is nothing about Maria's ancestors in Bible, but since I might be wrong, I asked you can you confirm it.

>So?
Nothing, you just used God to justify incest and then praised his son, who pretty much made incest illegal. I just pointed this out.

>Ahem, tips fedora.
Seriously, if it's a god you believe in, there is nothing wrong with calling him your god. You're getting way too defensive. You think I will jump into your room through a window with a torch and demand you to abandon your religion because what I believe in is real and you're just a delusional heretic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704180

Well, ya gotta break the ice sooner or later, mang. Imagine how heartwarming it'd be to see her face light up like you've never seen before for the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704184
The Bible gives Jesus two genealogies, supposedly one for Josef and one for Mary. Why they would put in one for Josef, I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704189
Yeah she's a Dragon, she breaks the ice by cradling me in her arms and telling me how precious I am to her. Without gushing over me, because she has some dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704184
The extra bits you need are in the book of Enoch. Sorry, it's been too long since I've read it and would just be bullshitting you.

>you just used God to justify incest and then praised his son, who pretty much made incest illegal. I just pointed this out

I'm not >>12704085

>Seriously, if it's a god you believe in, there is nothing wrong with calling him your god.

I'm an apostate.

>You're getting way too defensive.

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704195

Pretty refined taste you got there, I like it. Cuddly kuuderes are quite endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to give your Lamia/Lizard/possibly Dragon daughteru a bath after she sheds her skin so there's none stuck on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704198
Oh, I was under impression you are >>12704085 for some reason. Well, shit happens.

I'll leave reading book of Enoch to confirm it for another day, probably even forget about it as it's insignificant. Connecting her to Lot seems a bit far-fetched.

[Anonymous No.]

Based Janet. We really need to find a way to send her a gift for Christmas or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704237
What do you get a Kikimora for Christmas anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704242
A raise. Yours, I mean, because all she wants in life is to see you happy. Barring that probably a new vacuum or some such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704242
Sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704249
Anyone know how to knit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704253
We could probably ask that nice lamia next door to show us. She makes sweaters all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704257
Okay, anybody good with handling ara aras?
>Ara, you want me to knit a sweater for a girl?
>How lucky of her, having a boyfriend like you...
>Hmm? She's not your girl friend, just a girl who happens to be a friend? My, my, aren't you devoted...
>Did you want some cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704237
While I don't exactly understand the reasoning behind deleting these posts, because they were completely harmless, it's quite admirable how Janet is cleaning even a thread that's about to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704253
>tfw you will never learn how to knit so you can make a sweater for you Kikimora maid for Christmas
>tfw she will never love it more than any other gift you got her that year
>tfw you will make a tradition of making her a sweater for every Christmas
>tfw she always wears her sweaters even after your death
>tfw it's because they are full of your love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704257
>Wants to show appreciation to a girl
>Spends time with another girl to help him do it

I know what you're getting for Christmas. A yandere maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704266
You can always learn how to knit just for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>/a/ thread
>Would you this cute fox girl?
>Some guy posts a "Ranking" for Animal-Ear Girls.
>Cow girls at dead last

I just wanted to note what a faggot this guy is. And I'm not even a Hathorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703945
cant wait

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/AA4hcU38
>Yandere Alp prose rewrite
I have a vague idea for a second part. In addition, I reorganized my series into single files to cut down on the clutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704280
What thread?
And fluffy tails are obviously superior to other grills

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704287
Wonderful. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about tiny monstergirls again?
I want a tiny wurm girl that likes to wrap around my fingers and make her a virtual landscape of an ice cream sundae for her using her still-monstrous strength to help me build a new shed outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704296
>mini-Wurm
They must be late sleepers.
Because the early bird gets the Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704291

Should we really be linking /a/ here?

>>>/a/117055431

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704291
>>>/a/117056798

Faggot also ranked foxes behind cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704280
Ravenous wolf girls a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704301
It would take one hell of a bird to get a Wurm girl of any size

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704305
>>12704306
Well, at least they've got the cows right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704305
>>12704306
Okay, seriously. That guy needs to be breastfed by a Hathorite.
>>12704309
The worst monsters dwell within our imaginations. Just imagine her hiding under the covers, going
>No! I'm not coming out! It's too early!
And then burrowing inside the mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704305
>>12704306
>Hound uses Asterio as an example of cowgirls.
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704313
Tiny MG's are extremely cute and I enjoy reading about them immensely. It's just too bad I'm too much of a sufferingfag to write them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704316
Man clearly likes his tall brown minotauress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704273
>>12704266

>You'll never find her knitting on her spare time
>You'll never have an idea and ask her to teach you how to knit
>She'll never gladly do so like the sweet girl she is
>You'll never make good, yet slow progress with it, as she has little spare time to teach you daily
>You'll never start helping her more around the house with her daily chores so she can have more spare time to teach you
>She'll never be grateful to you for it, as your helping hand is essentially making her job easier while making you a more responsible individual
>You'll never put the icing on the cake by gifting her a beautiful sweater you made yourself thanks to her teachings, making her the happiest maid alive
>She'll never take good care of it as if it were her most precious belonging, and wear it proudly on her days off
>She'll never give you comfy hugs of gratitute whenever she's wearing it for being such a good master

Sweater puppies included as a bonus. Defibrillator pack sold separately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704320
They look like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

How tiny should a tiny monstergirl even be? Two inches tall? Five inches tall? Ten inches tall?
This is assuming a human-shape monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

So how bout them plant ladies huh

http://exhentai.org/s/ef2cfcc34f/758689-228

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704280
>Rabbit ears at 3

Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704325
I'm imagining Shinki size or smaller, so like 6 inches at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704325

Anything under ten inches tall, I'd assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704327
>Ahobaka
Oh boy, let's see how this goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704325
I think it all depends, anon. I'd imagine about the size of a regular garter snake for lamias and similar MGs, but it's anyone's guess for anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704317
You can always write vore. But I have a feeling many people would be very loud if you'd do this. Still, creating a likable character and making someone eat her would cause a lot of butthurt. You'd be like Bob v2.0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704325
Ten inches and below. One foot the tallest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704324
Ah Jealous of Crabman's success.
Don't worry I'm sure someone will notice your porn and put it in a magazine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704345
Not having talent in a field doesn't disallow one from criticising works within that field.
Although >>12704324 wasn't much of a criticism at all, but hey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704327
Although it's your typical Ahobaka despair story, at least he made the art look consistent this time. Not only that, the plant chick also has a fantastic ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704340
Why suggest this at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704340
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704355
>>12704363
Tinkering with size is already taking a slight step in the direction of /d/ territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704340
You fucking weido. I'd never even consider that. I might consider a consensual onahole fairy scenario, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704317
You could always write a fairy being used as a living onahole against her will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704316
Name a more current cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704376
Making some monster girls carnivore and creating a cruel food chain of beings at least as intelligent as humans sounds good to me. Can't you stop thinking with your dick for a moment? Well, I guess I shouldn't ask that question on 4chan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704373
Fucking a fairy is not the same as eating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704383
>against her will
I'd draw that if I was good enough. Onahole rape is too visual to write about.

[Anonymous No.]

you fucking people make me sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704415
And yet here you are.
captcha: chastened

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704415
I'm flattered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704403
The difference is who goes into who, ha. Anyway, I thought more about some natural predator eating a small monster girl, making the guy who fucked her sad. Someone said he wanted small monster girls and suffering, so a story came to my mind. Man repeatedly raping a fairy who, when finally succeeded at escaping her nightmare, got caught by, let's say, jinko and eaten. Why would she eat fairy? It's a vore at this point and looking for logic in it is stupid. People would be way too angry to think anyway. There are small monster girls and there is suffering. So basically it's a story he wanted to write. Kinda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704432
>Someone said he wanted small monster girls and suffering
But that's wrong you fucking faggot. I said I was sad I couldn't write cute stuff like tiny monmusus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704432
No, the difference is one ends with both parties enjoying a proverbial cigarette. The other ends in pain and death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704432

>Someone said he wanted small monster girls and suffering, so a story came to my mind.

A story involving an unwanted fetish that has nothing to do with the original discussion, which was cute tiny monstergirls doing cute things.

God damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704433
Oh, well, what a silly misunderstanding. How you quickly forget about it then.

>>12704434
>The other ends in pain and death
Hey, not my fault. I thought he wanted suffering.

>>12704439
Misunderstanding, once again. Also, getting carried away. Like, a lot. On the other hand, I don't see too much discussion here anyway. Maybe because I kinda derailed it. Sorry. But there is at least three of you, so you can discuss cute tiny monster girls doing cute things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704439
Fuck it.
>Tiny Oni gnawing on a proportionally huge chicken leg
>Tiny Lich builds an army of dead ladybugs
>Tiny Dragon helps her smoker mastah by lighting his fags from his shirt pocket
I might not be cute but this is better than that guy's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704446

>Tiny Moth-chan sitting on top of Mothbro's head
>Tiny ghostgirl living inside your cellphone
>Tiny Kikimora who likes to tidy up your computer desk when you're out and scolds you when you leave your belongings around without organizing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704432
I like it
Make a suffering story about cute tiny mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702798
pizza, boobs. vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704386
Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12703366

>Anything Ovaries wrote
>Anything but shit

Sir you're delusional, you need some help.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write a story similar to the lizardgirl NTR but with an Oomukade being NTR'd from her childhood friend by a shirohebi.

Does this sound like something you'd like to read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704484
Praise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704487
Yes. Always room for more Oomukade tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704487
Depends on what you mean by NTR.
Did they never have a romantic relationship with the oomukade in the first place, or is it full blown in-your-face cuckoldry?
Cause if its the latter then no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704487
>NTR
No I won't read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704487
It sound like something that will make me hunt you down and beat you within an inch of your life.

Don't bully the mukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704495
Fuck you, subhuman piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704446
I like this tiny Lich idea. She has risen an army of obedient undead ladybugs and now she's going to take back her aphid-infested garden.

>>12704479
No, do it yourself. Actually writing smut or vore is just too silly for me. It would be a waste of time, since no one, including me, would like it. Really, while there are worse things than vore, creating more of this foul bullshit isn't exactly something people should do. Also, I can't write at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702798
um... umm... ladders, trabble, jackie cha-FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Walking home from work I noticed a group of 5 Dark Elf policewomen out on patrol.
They were wearing full gear, yet the odd thing was their ears stuck out from under the helmets

MGCPD recovery squad apparently arrested a Manticore down the street.

Further evidence that we need to keep a close eye on those manticores!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704446
>tiny lich and her undead ladybug army
oh god my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704498
It's like they've known each other for so long and she's been aching for his hand in her hand while also being too afraid of rejection to go through with it.

In comes shirohebi who immediately asks him out and gets a yes.

The story mostly focuses on the hypocrisy of her childhood friend not going out with her because of her venom and tail but then being entirely enamored by the shirohebi despite her blue flames of anti-NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704509
that's bullshit I saw the whole thing, the MGCPD beat the everloving shit outta that girl, and for what? just being a manticore walking down the street
>fucking scum pigs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704509
That's not fair, manticores are always racially profiled.

Manticores are good folk at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

What if a human girl did everything in her power to try and wrestle your monster girl waifu for your love.
Would you love her if she won?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704518
But of course.

I can always turn her into a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704518
No, why would I even agree to that? I'd never let my monster waifu even make that deal to begin with since I'm not some trophy who will walk to the strongest competitor.

I would however date a human girl if she asked me out in exchange for a backflip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704518
Bare hands, no enhancements brawl? My waifu lives for that shit. Good luck HG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704518
Only if all three of us had agreed previously that if she wins, I'll love her. The problem is, I'm not a man who would take such a risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704495

>Wanting to bully Oomukade

I hope one of them sinks her forcipules into your ballsack and makes you beg for release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704511
>focuses on the hypocrisy of her childhood friend
Being a lamiafag I am naturally biased in this situation, so that doesn't sound like a story I'd read (if that is the focus of it).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704518
If a human girl could match Cerea's sword skills you fucking bet I would
I'd still keep Cerea as general of my army though.
Army of daughterus and sonus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704511
Nice
Make bugshit suffer
Centipedes are fucjing gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704536
>Someone of Cerea's sword skills fighting her
Memories Broken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704518
No because the only way for a human girl to physically compare to a monster girl is to have Xbone heug muscles, like she'd be in Huge Quest.
And Muscle Girls don't look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704531
>says the venom-addicted cumpump

Why don't you beg for her to give you your next fix, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704543
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704556
NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704518
No. Why would I stop loving my waifu if some girl beat her in a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704556
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704563
I DON'T KNOW THE REASON
OR WHAT IS THE SEASON

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704487
I would.
Then again I'm the one who suggested manticores having their glands removed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704514
She was probably on the way to rape some poor HB silly, I for one am thankful those nice dark elf cops stepped in. Never trust those fucking pussytails man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704563
I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys actually prefer? Greentext or normal story format on Pastebin?

Greentext is obviously easier to write for me, but it feels awkward when I try to be more detailed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704577

Prose is the more preferred method.

There's several websites to help you write smut if you really need them, just stick to your guns and shit. I guess?

Just don't wind up like me, using interchangable scenarios and shit and wallowing in alcohol fueled depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704577
Normal story format, or prose in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704577
On pastebin? Story.

>>12704539
I bet you like spiders you piece of shit.

>>12704549
I'm so sorry anon. That you have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704577
I'm fine with both, but in a pastebin I suggest doing it in a story format

[Anonymous No.]

Centipede-a-shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704596
Your mom a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Disgusting bug fuckers .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704588
Spiders are the same as bug
Gross and disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704584
>>12704585
>>12704588
>>12704591

Well, I never greentext on Pastebin. If I pastebin then that's when I use normal format.

Seems like pastebin links always get less attention in these threads though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704601

Pastebin links get less attention when not done by people like Bob, Captain Dad, Moose, and RS.

Generally because nobody cares about Ovaries, and Pennywise keeps us satiated with Rusalka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704604
Captain is deeeeeeed
Is he writing kancolle now? Links?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702798

UHH

MARTIAL ARTS
TROUBLE
STEEL LADDER

FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704588
Sorry I don't like female Scott Steiners.
I like my women cuddly, and some muscled woman has zero softness to be cuddly with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704574

I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAADE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704610
I think he's a family man now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704610

He literally turned into Guile

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704616
A DESOLATE PLACE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704610

He got beat up and went home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12702798
This one is particularly nefarious because usually Jackie Chan is the first thing which comes to my mind. In my case I can't even name one thing which isn't Jackie Chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704632
Like, a literal family man now. Nigga has kid now apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704634

WITHOUT ANY TRACE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704640
How do you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704644
IT'S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12699286
Fucking repulsive, back to MGU with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704648
He told us.

>>12704613
Muscle girls can be cute, they're not always roided freaks.

http://imgur.com/mbNr1JM,k8rF393,QXkWjh4,mPY0Zwm,6QL8fAX

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704651
I've never been there to begin with. Forums aren't my sort of thing, especially those that require me to sign-in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704446
>Undead Ladybugs
Somebody's been reading Nat-G.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704650

IT'S ME THAT I SPITE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704651
You're late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704671
AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704678

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL is that our thread is finally last in line