Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

So, catgirls.
Cosplay-tier?

[ ] Yes?
[ ] No?

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704790
Depends on how fluffy their paws are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704790
[x] A cat is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704790
First for fluffy fox girls

[Anonymous No.]

Last # 3816
Well done guys!

[Anonymous No.]

Yeti and Yuki best pair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704797
http://i.imgur.com/h6XAfzy.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704797

Yandere Yuki-Onna short motherfucking when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704797
>>12704800
Yeti and Yuki are the best winter themed MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704797
>>12704800
Yuri a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Following up from my posts last thread.

I've made a rough visual of what a post-docking manticore would look like, though admittedly I'm not the best at editing images.

http://puu dot sh/cV4LR/34de3fc309.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

Anon meets a cute bo- uh, dhampir. Cute dhampir.
Gamer Gazer reminisces about the important things in life, like Paper Mario. Oh, and meeting her future husband too, I guess.
.less draws an apophis dancer.
Arctic kitsunes use dick magnets to locate males hidden in the snow.
Muscly monstergirls with fragile hearts.
Anon's been compiling a large list of legendary Japanese creatures on Wikipedia.
Z-Ton continues his saga of horse sadness.
4th wall breaking Succubus helps us enjoy our ero games.
Anon turns down the tanuki who has everything. She doesn't handle the rejection so well.
Kitsune tail amount linked to social standing. More at eleven.
Human women attempt to compete with monstergirls, by turning into monstergirls. Only the nice ones turn out right.
Anon enjoys himself with a friendly sharkgirl.
/mgt/ chooses their classroom seat.
KC draws a panda girl. Encyclopaedia page is translated later in the thread.
Anton has venom-induced shenanigans with Sherry the red oni []Red oni Sherry, Anton, oomukade Angie
A minotaur attempts to do a backflip.
Maritan draws a… demony angel girl?
Asian soap massages with anubi.
/mgt/ becomes a delivery boy for the best fucking food place on the planet.
Sadistic loving monstergirls.
Amazons, dog girls, and squeaky toys.
Anon regrets broning his alp friend.
Tiny monstergirls are a miracle of the universe.
/mgt/ spends the winter in with monstergirl waifus.
Tsundere Medusa massage stuff.
Lanternon posts a small update.
Nyanon starts a kung fu CYOA.
.less draws schoolgirl Laska with an indecent book.
Cerea jousting in EMG? Hound posts some EMG and Hitomi teasers.
Daughteru dicking in the context of religion and science projects is the only thing I know for real.

I'm on time? What bizarro world is this?
Not many ideas posted to the ideas list recently. It'd be nice if we got people working on some, but I suppose you can't force that kind of thing. http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704801
THIS

[Anonymous No.]

Any recent tickling related stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

Where mineshafts cut thorough subterranean lakes, we find this gargantuan fish-like slug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704807
Is this shit the newest iteration of paladin shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809
Huh. You being early threw me off for a second. Thanks again, RecapAnon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809

>Actually making it onto RecapAnon's post

[Elation Intensifies]?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704814
With hot-headed, flashing winged reptiles, spitting clouds of searing flame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704814
Can I ride her into battle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures_from_Japan

Still at it too.
I have to fight with some retards on Wikipedia sometimes to get stuff to stay up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704815
Considering I'm an ex-paladin, I suppose that would be a fair comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809
>Not many ideas posted to the ideas list recently
How could you forget the best one?

>Knock out a MG with Dormouse molasses
>Put a bun in her oven with your creamy white filling while she's unconscious
>Convince her she got pregnant from handholding and kissing
Alternatively, if it's a Shirohebi, and you convince her and the other shrine maidens it was a divine immaculate conception

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704821
Cyclopean hulks who hurl rotted slabs of stone--

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704790
Is it really that important?

Thread died so, for anti muscle anon.

http://imgur.com/mbNr1JM,k8rF393,QXkWjh4,mPY0Zwm,6QL8fAX#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704824
I can imagine. Not that I understand it, but looking at the View History shows a few rewinds due to "vandalism" which seem to be negatively voted upon. Are those the sorts of things you're talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704829
Towards teleporting Tentacle abominations, rotten to the core,

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to delete reaction images and other non monster stuff to save posts.

[Anonymous No.]

So why aren't monsters allowed to be male? No one cares if Touhous are portrayed as male.

What's your opinion on monster dickgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704832
Yes, and for some reason they hate Ryuu and other dragon/lamia types too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704840
Epic post bro.

[Anonymous No.]

The good old days of /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704827

>"Hey hey, if you wake up you'll have a dick stuck in you~"
>"This lewd Shirohebi's pussy is sucking on my dick so lewdly, I wonder how much she'd love to give birth~"
>"Cumming again! and again!"
>"Fuu~hn. That's a month's worth of seed inside you, Miss Shrine Maiden, and thanks to that Dormouse molasses that Tanuki sold me you'll never know who it was that knocked you up."
>"Don't worry, i'll recognize our daughter when you lay the egg and be sure to give her lots of love when she gets older as well~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704797
>>12704800

Come the fuck on, Disney? Get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704840
Aufer phallus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704845
Don't bully the shirohebi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704840
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704836
And them:

Scampering, repugnant vessels of precious humanity. They come with fancy of wealth and valor. They use elixir and otherworldly trinkets, and they hack, and dash, and cast, and flash against our teeth, and wings, and claws!

But I can rape them! Climb atop them and drink their semen as my own. These men are mine to use as pumps to create life from the dreaded abyss, and bring my spawn to the world!

[Anonymous No.]

Always wanted to see a pic of a ryu in winter clothes, looking at the viewer like she's saying I love you.
Like something Monorus would draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704845
Yes. YES.

>>12704852
Your resistance only makes him harder.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a question. How can you turn a female human into a monster girl?

I know you can do it with Ushi-Oni blood and Apophis venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704857
Oh no!
An evil puppet is attacking that lady!

Time to be a hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704852
Don't worry. It's benign bullying at best.
We'll be sure to take responsibility and raise her into a proper woman.
Only waiting until the daughteru leaves the house for good to tell your waifu that she is in fact not an immaculate conception.
April Fools!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809
There is a very obscure MG from northern Hokkaido that I keep trying to get added , its a short furry type with a prehensile tail. it is similar to the Yeti legends.
They are often cited with Yuki-onna and other Winter creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704827
>mass surprise impregnation

I AM SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704861
Succubi and crazy snake rituals.

Mantango spores, mad hatter hats, slimes, and necromancy.

Also drowning in the ocean happens sometimes.

And vampirism.

And roper seeds

And were-wolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704797
>>12704800

>My monster waifu being portrayed with yuri undertones

I can only hope this doesn't become a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704861
The same way you can turn monster girl into human girl... but reverse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704861
>Getting spadetailed by a Succubus
>Getting fucked by a Dark Matter
>Getting the Mummy's Curse
>Getting converted by the Sabbath
>Getting resurrected by a Lich

I could go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704865
Or, alternatively Do the same thing to the daughteru. Make it a family tradition/curse.

>>12704870
Aren't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

I am pretty sure Shirohebi are protected by some laws that prevent them from being taken advantaged of.
They did pass all those laws to protect human males you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704860

>"Eh? Immaculate conception?"
>"You really believe in something like that?"
>"No no, i'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you. After all, your little anklebiter sure does have some strangely colored eyes, don't you think?"
>"She almost reminds me of myself."
>"Oh? That was nothing. Just a little bit of musing. Be careful out there. Wouldn't want some degenerate taking advantage of you."
>"Ah... the cat's out of the bag, huh. You found the commemorative pictures I took."
>"No use explaining now, is there? Oh, don't give me that face. Your pussy was so happy to gulp down my sperm like the wanton glutton it is."
>"Please! No crocodile tears. At least I gave you love before, and who's to say that I won't give our precious little daughter some as well? I bet she's going to be so nice and tight when she gets to marrying age."
>"Oh don't worry, Papa's going to love her lots. Just like i'll love you lots. Unless you don't want me to give you more of that precious semen you've already tasted."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704861
Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704873
I actually read the Danish version of The Little Mermaid. I empathize with Mero on the tragic romance of the situation.

Shirohebi disguised as a human in a wheelchair when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704878
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Fiance.
>"Anon look, I have a picture from my Ultrasound."
>She shows you the photo
>"See, it's got a little eyestalk."
>"Aw we're having a girl!"
>"Or boy."
>"NO...NO WE'RE NOT! I'm still seeing therapy after that dream and Rugrats reference about the potential of a monster boy son."
>"A. Get over it. B. You're not seeing therapy you just do a Round One Max Social Link run of Persona 4 and fail at it."
>"I ONLY FAIL AT IT BECAUSE HANGED MAN EXISTS. MAYBE IF BITCHY MCMYSISTERISDEAD WASN'T A CUNT TO SOUJI SETA."
>"You mean Yu Narukami."
>"NO I MEAN SOUJI SETA BECAUSE HE USES THE NAME SOUJI BETTER THAN THAT DICKBAG TENDOU. OH BUT HE'S SUCH A GREAT RIDER, NOT LIKE THAT GODAI YUSUKE WHO FOUGHT THE KAMEN RIDER EQUIVALENT OF THE ANTICHRIST!"
>Gracie wraps you in her eyestalks.
>"ANON! Control yourself before you break down into just making references because you ca..."
>"AH CHARLES! GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES! THEY'RE IN MY MIIIIIIIIIND!"
>She sighs and says under her breath
>"Mention Monster boys and..."
>Her eyestalk notices something in the ultrasound photo and she looks at it.
>"Is that...a second head?"
>"Wait what lemme see that shit. AW SHIT!"
>"This means..."
>"Yeah this means...YOU'RE WOOLIE, I'M LIAM and these two are Pat and Matt!...WAIT THAT MEANS THE GAZER WOULD BE A BOY! NO! KHAAAAAAAAAN!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704878
>spoiler
I'd rather not.
You're welcome to, though. Just not to my daughter.
You're not allowed near my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704861
Getting raped by a monstergirl will have her remaining spirit energy sucked out which somehow activates automatic demonic energy suctioners in her organism.

If the monstergirl who raped her then injects her with her brand of demonic energy it will result in that woman becoming that monster species, otherwise they'll likely go succubus and seek out semen from the nearest man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704861
Magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704887
Anon. You are both evil and awesome. This is now at the top of my list for a proper writefag request (full length, not greentext).

>>12704887
Are you trying to topple the religion your daughteru worked so hard to found with her divinely conceived baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704886
Anon is right though, the Hanged Man IS the worst S.Link in P4. Tower at least has the purpose of getting you Hasou Tobi for Yoshitsune faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809

>That last line

Fucking nailed it, mang.

>Arctic Kitsunes

I thought it was some kind of new MG band I didn't hear about for a second there, Metalmorphosis' rivals, perhaps?

As always, thanks for your services, RecapAnon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704886
Is this chuuni with ADHD on cocaine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704852
The only way it could be considered bullying would be to incapacitate her, dose her, and jerk off in front of her. Or fuck her, but don't come inside her, use a napkin and throw it away, or burn it, let the smell drive her mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809
>Z-Ton continues his saga of horse sadness.
Yayawww...
>A minotaur attempts to do a backflip.
I missed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704901
No it's two nerds living together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809
Not only did KC make a Panda, but we made our own lore for her where she's lazy as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704886
I don't think I have a pic to accurately convey my poker face.
It just didn't amuse me this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704886
Sometimes most of the time I wish these were better formatted so that I didn't just glaze over dialogue and forget who's speaking. They're amusing, but leave a lot to be desired in the execution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704880
Wow, that guy sounds scummy as fuck. But, dicking the daughteru supersedes morality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704899
I love how they just shoved all of the demons that nobody in their right mind would give two shits about into the Hanged Man and Tower Arcanas.

It made it so fun to go through those social links. SO fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704904
Backflip thing here: >>12698158

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704913
"Scummy as fuck" indeed.
I nearly threw up in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704899
P4 Hanged Man is still better than P3 Moon.
Kitsune girl version of the P4 Fox when.
I'd give her all my money

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704906
But do they have to compete who is a bigger one? Meh, I guess I just don't get such a refined humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704854
/jp/ is my home though. YOU get out, /a/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704887
I thought you wanted someone outside the family to dick her. Are you going to arrange her marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704922
>I thought you wanted someone outside the family to dick her
I do. Just not you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704921
No, you get out gayfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704840
The general opinion is that we don't really discuss male monsters here, since it causes shitstorms here.

You're not the kind of guy who likes shitstorms, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704921
>/a/ faggot
We might be on the bad side of town but we're residents like you whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704886
>Round One Max S.Link Run
You mean how everyone should play Persona 4 after beating it? Because most if not all of Persona 4's difficulty came from not knowing what was coming
>>12704914
Tower at least had Yoshitsune, who breaks the game with Hasou Tobi, and Max Tower makes it so you only needed what, 1-2 levels for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704924
I think it's already too late for that, given >>12704880

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704929
And then we were the ghetto

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704924
I'm not >>12704878. I have a job and live in my own place, so, can I ? What species is your daughteru? And does she like dogs?

[Snailgirls No.]

Subhum/a/ns telling jpsies to get out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704921
Fuck off. They're not /a/ either. You keep them.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck happened to these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704929
There's an expectation that if you're going to be a /jp/ resident, that you should conform to (the remnants of what's left of non-retarded) /jp/ standards, but as far as I can tell none of you care.

Not the guy you were talking to, just a passing observer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704940
Daughteru Dickers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704840
They're not welcome. Either one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704935
You better take good care of her, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls come from all sorts of countries. Where is yours from? What kind of accent does she have? What mannerisms has she picked up from living there?

Personally, my scientist wurm is from Britain, and she has a slight accent. She's very peculiar about her tea, too (Earl Grey, 1 sugar and milk.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704940
A really bad start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704942
Fuck you, daughteru dicking is love and life. If anything it's the vanillafags who've ruined everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704937
/jp/ can stay.
It's just we all leave talk of monsterboys at the door.
We try to take it easy here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704950
Guys, calm down. Let's agree to disagree.

As with all monster girls, some daughterus deserve your D, some do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704913

>"Pay attention now, this is how you properly take a cock into your pussy."
>"Your mother's moans are because i'm rubbing her deepest parts, this hole that gave birth to you."
>"It may look like it hurts, but she really loves it, don't you, pumpkin?"
>"My, such foul language! Think of our daughter!"
>"Oh, I know what to do. I'll knock you both up, and then we can really be a happy family. How does that make you feel, Hmm? Getting impregnated again by the man you hate with all your being!"
>" 'Don't touch her'? How could I resist!? Such supple skin, the divine softness of her pussy. Oho! This suction! It's like a fleshy vise on my fingers!"
>"I can't wait to take her virginity and maker her into my personal meat toilet. Are you ready, daughter of mine? You're going to belong to Papa soo-"
>"What are you doing? Let go. What kind of drivel are you spouting now?"
>" 'You've seemed to forget one crucial fact'? What's that? That your entire race of subhuman cum dumpsters are snakes from the waist down?"
>"You can feel my heartbeat through the tissue? Don't make me laugh!"
>"Hrk! Whatttt dooo youuu shthhiink you're doingnhhh"
>"Hehaheh! I've already whhooon!"
>*CRACK*
>*Gurgling wheezes, followed by sobbing*
--------------
>The corpse of a convicted serial rapist was found hanging outside of the temple gates this morning, cause of death seems to have been violent force applied to the victim's neck.
>A Shirohebi miko and child were found on scene. The priestess is being held for questioning.
>Seminal fluids were found on the child, around the nethers. No trauma has been noted.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, the trolls are awake.

Report and Ignore. Let Anubis carry their wretched souls to be devoured by Ammut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704950
Fuck you faggot. You and your kind are annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704957
>>12704950
Everybody, please. Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704956
That is clearly Baset and Not Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704956
Being a dickthrone to an anubis waifu is the highest level of heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a MG version of this pic

https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1415359375805.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704953
Aww. Why couldn't we get the nice mindbreak or happy bigamy ending we deserved? Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704953
I like it, but it wouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704956
I thought that was a monster from P&D for a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704963

The fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704952
You don't get it. It's like DFC vs cow tits or horse pussy vs snake cloaca. It's something you discuss when you have nothing to discuss. It's not like we can actually influence someone's imagination, but we'll try anyway.

But it's a bit too early for moralfaggotry, we've hardly reached 100 posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704963
I swear I've seen that artstyle before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704929
Well then as a resident, I should be allowed to post my opinions in this thread. And it is my opinion that you should stop being sexist against non human males.

But aside from that, what's wrong with monster dickgirls? They aren't male so they don't break whatever girl-only canon you guys follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704952
>some daughterus don't deserve the D

Explain further.

>>12704961

I saw the cat motif, but had no new Anubis art. What the fuck do you want from me?

>>12704957
Don't like it, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704976
Report and ignore.
/d/ is the place for dickgirl discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704977

A litter of Werewolf daughterus most definitely deserve the D.

Especially when the alpha of the litter is coaching the runt onto how to sink her hips down properly, stimulating her to get her past the pain of taking all of Papa into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704976
We're here for GIRLS. If they have dicks they don't apply, keep your gay shit to yourself.

>inb4 it's not gay I it's a feminine dick or any other delusion

No one cares, and you may be a native, but this isn't a touhou thread. Your opinion is meaningless unless you're here for monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704980
You could argue monstergirls are /d/ too, but dickgirls used to be a large part of Touhou culture, not that you'd know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704982
Why so threatened? Can you only tolerate a world with all girls having a happy yuri festival or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704941
Do you see us going into touhou threads going "what are touhous? Are they monstergirls?" We keep to ourselves, just leave us alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704801

I've been planning to do something like this for a long while. Never got around to it as you may guess, but I wouldn't expect it anytime soon either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704981
You're hitting all the right buttons anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704992
dicks that don't belong to you are basically NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704992
I have no interest in touhos so I don't care if they're all gay. But that's not what we're here for.

If you're trying to pick a fight, remember, we outnumber you, and it's quite easy to flood a board with guro and other undesirable stuff, pick your battles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705003
Do your worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704984
Is there something that wasn't large part of Touhou culture? Touhou fanbase is so huge I doubt there is a single fetish that wasn't somehow applied to Touhou.

>>12704992
Yes, Monster Girl Thread is probably the straightest thing that came out of /a/. If we weren't so extremely homophobic, we'd most likely be all about yuri, because >>12705000
logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704818
Got any more where that image came from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704981
No
Alpha Wolf daughteru takes the runt, picks her up by the nape of her neck and puts her down on a blanket, carrying it with her strong wolf teeth to show her runt sister the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705003
>spoiler

Come on man. I hate the retards attacking this thread too, but that's not the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705003
>That spoiler
You're an idiot. We're not going to war with the locals for no apparent reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705003
Let's not step on any toes here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704953
I was honestly expecting a bad end.

Except you delivered a good one, well done citizen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704995
That's essentially what you did when you came into /jp/, right?

Also aren't some touhous monster girls? You guys call everything non human a monster, even shit like fairies, and there are lots of non humans and fairies.

>>12705000
Please tell me you don't seriously relate to that one guy who writes all that pathetic shit about how he's so lonely he wishes there was a world of girls that thought only about sex and wanted to kidnap him and have sex with him forever and ever inside some sex cocoon or whatever. I at least think better of you than that.

>>12705003
/jp/ has a history of being constantly spammed by everyone and everything including /jp/ itself. No one would care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705017
This cyclops deserves tender bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a Paladin
>Sent on a quest with a lowlife necromancer, a sultry priestess and a former hitman.
>Knew inside that you were essentially banished
>Caught in a thick mist and transported into a world of lawlessness, where evil rules the land
>Was taken to the lady of the land for questioning
>It's a damn Vampire
>You grab for your blade, but stop
>"Oh sir knight, a clever one isn't he?"
>"Do not make assumptions of me monster."
>"Oh, isn't that rude of me. All I wish is to ask for your services. Lately there has been a mess around my southern trading routes, could you and your companions be so kind in assissting me?"
>"Why would I help a Vampire?"
>"So you don't wish to help innocent lives? I seem to have misconceptions on Paladins."
>Damn, she has a point
>Help her with the bandit problem
>She teases you while your companions are courting everything that moves
>Keep being in her employ, forced into a room in her castle
>Companions slowly turn to monsters, giving in to their selfish desires
>Only your many holy scrolls keep the corruption at bay
>Can't have privacy because a Paladin in her land is a beacon of light in a black sea
>Whenever you come back, she offers you the chance to become like her, as if she's impressed with your efforts
>You always turn down her offer
>Even though you know quite well she can easily turn you, asking was a formality
>An elite force invades a village under your party's protection
>Your companions are slaughtered, you are the only one left to defend the innocent
>When all seems lost, She appears
>"If you wish to save them, shouldn't you do what's best? Forsake your goddess who left you and serve me."
>You, after what seems like an eternity, kneel before her
>Tears well in your eyes as she bares her fangs on your neck
>With your newfound power the village was saved, at the cost of your soul
>Centuries later a Paladin and her group arrive to the castle
>The Paladin notices you, and asks why you fell
>"To protect my Lady's people"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705011
Nice to see /mgg/ is as French as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705019
>That's essentially what you did when you came into /jp/, right?

No, we have kept to ourselves since the beginning, if anything, your people came asking us about monstergirls.

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>>12705019
>I at least think better of you than that.
i'm a pretty miserable shit, you should revise your expectations downwards

i don't really browse these threads, though, the whole thing is just too oversexed for me

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>>12705019
Touhous are monster girls. If some fag tells you otherwise, he's just trying to get rid of you. It was widely accepted that they are monster girls back on /a/, I don't know why should it change on /jp/.

There are people who consider KC a messiah and MGE their holy land. There is no rule forbidding sucking KC's dick, but there is a lot of people who hates him.

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Remember to clean your Panda girl so her lazy attitude doesn't make her skin look nasty like them 3D chubbies

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>>12705028
Certain classes of Touhou Project character are monster girls but these threads seem mostly about the kind that exist for the purpose of fucking men senseless.

Not that Touhous don't also get up to that from time to time in doujinshi land.

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>>12705030
And don't forget to buy her bamboo. Lots and lots of bamboo

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>>12704886
>AH CHARLES! GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!

Formal request for a Ushi-Oni dressed as the Juggernaut being mind raped by....uhhh... whatever MG Charles would be.

That is to say a "cloud" image of a sub version of herself hugging and holding hands with her husband as they have sex in the missionary position, she's already pregnant and is crying small tears of joy.

Oh, and praise Arachnotaur, bringer of chocolate milk, slayer of ceilings / flooring, and overall superior goddess to Hathor!

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All these trolls, we really need our own fucking homeland.

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>>12705033
>Anon I need more Bamboo
>But I gave you fifty feet of it yesterday
>I need more

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>>12704809
>Arctic kitsunes use dick magnets to locate males hidden in the snow.
ok, seriously now: wtf?

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>>12705022
>Implying he fell
>Implying his skin isn't burnt and cracked from where he still wears his silver cross.
>Implying screams can't be heard all throughout the night as he preys in the run down, dilapidated abandoned church
>Every laughed at his pride in the light for a century
>They stopped laughing in the next
>And the one after they silently weep for his every victory, as he returns again and again, denied death in his eternal drive to protect the people.
>Not even the most depraved interfere when he laid his bare, burning hands upon holy stone, and rebuilt the church by himself, and turned it into an orphanage for the children of those he could not save.

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>>12705032
>these threads seem mostly about the kind that exist for the purpose of fucking men senseless.
Well, then you know how shit these threads are. You can just roll with it and hope something funny will happen, as it does from time to time, or leave. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

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>>12705035
We don't.

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>>12705041
Someone posted a video of a fox hunting for mice hidden in the snow, which became about dicks.
Someone also made a reference to the Taken Phone scene

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>>12704861
Like half of world guide 1 is entirely about the different ways to turn girls monster girl. Intercourse with a monster, magic energy from a monster, monster parasites, fusion with a monster, dieing and becoming an undead monster, being possessed by an incorporeal monster, eating monster food, smoking monster drugs, getting monster poisoned.

[Anonymous No.]

Start a request in the right areas and I am sure we will support you. needs to be one of us that can write very well and give positive points as to why we need one, oh and make for it to be snfw.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Monster girl society would make Leggings for Centaurs, Lamias and Harpies

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>>12705060
No.

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>>12704941
Out of curiosity, what standards are we violating? I am /pol/ not /a/ and I believe immigrants should integrate.

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>>12705056
>I don't know who you are
>I don't care what you want
>I will look for you
>I will find you
>And I will, fuck you.

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>>12705066
Likely.

Fashion would be interesting.

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>>12705060
What?

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>>12704947
My wolfu is american. Fuck yea.

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>>12705074
Reminds me of that centaur-shaped daimakura ad, that shows the guy classily drinking wine while resting on it.

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>>12704947
>Implying that is particular
I had a brit bitch-slap me for not warming the cup with a bit of hot water before pouring the tea.

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>>12704809
>Kitsune tail amount linked to social standing. More at eleven.
I didn't think they could grow that many.

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>>12705074
Would saddles become a part of that gothic centaur style?

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>>12704947
Vampire with an old german accent.

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>>12705068
An excess of greentext stories and blogging, for starters. Tons of other shit.

Not that most people actually expect anything from or even care about these threads, since all /jp/sies who weren't able to master the art of ignoring terrible shit you don't care either left or died.

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>>12705052
We do, whether you'll admit it or not.

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>>12704998

>Runt starts to sink down on Papa, lets out a low keen of pain that causes her sister to start nibbling at her neck and ears, to calm her down
>Laps at her clit when she starts riding to get her to feel even better
>Gently presses her hips all the way down so as to get the maximum amount of seed, not letting her off until you finish

Coaching at its finest.

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>>12705082
That's like asking a black person to wear chains and use different kinds of metal to show some differentiation.


Wait a tic.

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>>12705008
>having a bunch of wolfus
>not being the alpha yourself
Every daughteru is getting dicked, no matter if the oldest is jealous or not

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>>12704947
>tfw no qt3.14 cowgirl with a slight southern drawl
>tfw you will never make her true "Southern Belle"
truly reality is cruel

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>>12705082
Bareback or not at all, anon.

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>>12704947
>Earl Grey
Am I the only one slightly annoyed how people act as if Earl Grey was the only tea you can find in England?

>>12705083
>not Bela Lugosi accent
I would really like to hear female Bela Lugosi.

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>>12705072
>Good Luck

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>>12705095
>Not wanting a comfy seat for your mare.
I'm under the impression that bareback crushes your balls. Do you want that on her conscience?

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>>12705098
Get stronger balls

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>>12705099
Technically it's a valid solution.

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>>12705092

That's a heavy assumption, Anon.

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>>12705032
>but these threads seem mostly about the kind that exist for the purpose of fucking men senseless.
A-ding-ding-ding, we have a winner.
Its basically that and romanticism, or a lot of both

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>>12705099
>Wanting stronger balls
Strong balls are for M-fags who like them beign stepped on, imo. and wouldn't stronger also = more used to pain and therefore less sensitive? Take good care of your nuts man.

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>>12705087
No
We don't

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>>12705087
We don't.

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>>12705092
>being the alpha
>surrounded by wolfus who will eventually grow to be stronger than you
>having a wolfu most likely physically stronger than you
>being the alpha
Good luck with that m80

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>>12705047
Are you seriously, literally, unironically saying that while not doing the same with /jp/?

Hypocrisy general.

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>>12705110
>>12705113
Stop replying to him. No, don't reply to me either, faggots.

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>>12705110
So you want to have to fight for the rest of our days? Over the simple fact that we exist?

YES, WE DO.

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>>12705087
Not really. This thread gets around 4k posts in like two days. Spreading that through an entire board spreads it too thin.

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In case anyone missed it in the last thread, we livin' the soft life now.

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>>12705117
Don't like it, leave. We haven't done anything to your precious board culture because we don't interfere with anything outside of here.

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>>12705114
>fighting instead of fucking for dominance
I shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.]

Create a new *chan. Alternatively ask /mlp/ to take you in. I'm sure they'd be happy to.

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>>12705125
Well, I do post pics of Ran and Yukari Yakumo, but that's about it for my involvement with /jp/

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>>12705127
>You
>Dominance in any form
>Aginst werewolves
>Who are stronger, have more stamina, and fuck harder
>Probably tight as shit too
Okay, chad thundercock.

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>>12705086
So most everybody in /jp/ is good at ignoring shit they don't like, and continuing as we are keeping to ourselves is good?

I wish some people in these threads were better at ignoring shit they don't like.

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>>12705124
This mist continent is quickly shaping up to be the best place in the MGE setting.

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>>12704953
I wish more of these types of stories ended this way

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>>12705124
She is canon soft and I love it

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>>12705068
None. Posting Chaikas doesn't exist. Only faggots expect standards from 4chan. It really is just synonymous with 'shit I don't like'

[Anonymous No.]

you guys had me at training for stronger balls

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>>12705114
If wolfus work the way wolves do, strength isn't as important as you might think. As an alpha male, a parent of the most of pack, you would be somehow respected. If you plan to be the only male in the pack, and I assume that's your imagination, the worst that could happen is females fighting for the title of alpha female. But, surprisingly, wolves generally respect their parents.

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>>12705133
Well profile says they can be defeated with 'extensive training' and will submit to you as her master. So it's possible to rule your own pack of wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

Would any drawfag be willing to draw hatoko as a shirohebi?

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>>12705136
>So most everybody in /jp/ is good at ignoring shit they don't like
It's something that people learned to do after /jp/ became a complete and utter shitposting wasteland for a few years.

>and continuing as we are keeping to ourselves is good?
I'd like it if your threads were less shit, but honestly, I don't care that much.

>>12705140
If you really didn't have any standards you'd move MGG to /b/ and call it a day. Everybody has standards.

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>>12705143
Also I have watched dog whisperer. You just need to appear as the alpha, not actually be able to beat the wolfu in combat.

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>>12704859
I saw your ask, but I'm a bit busy at the time. Sorry.

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>>12705137
Panda is so far the only girl I like from Mist Land.
Hinezumi's design just taunts me. I love her look, but I cannot into rapebait.

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>>12705148
I think every thread on every board would like it if their thread was less shit.

[Anonymous No.]

thanks janet!

[Anonymous No.]

I love our janitor. But why do these idiots come in here to bitch every time there's a new thread? Surely they've been banned enough to get the message by now?

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DULLAHAN~

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>>12705149
That works with all canines. Just make them believe you are stronger, break their will to rebel, when they are young. Then they are too stupid to realize they are Tibetan Mastiff capable of pulling you anywhere they want. Canines and equines are probably the two dumbest families ever.

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>>12705155
Mental retardation affects people in strange ways my friend.

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>>12705155
What message?

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>>12705155
They don't get banned for shitposting.

they just get the comments deleted until they fuck off.

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Asking people to try and meet certain posting standards does not, as far as I can tell, break any rules (eight seems like it's for posts directed at staff, not other users).

>>12705155
If it's on the front page of /jp/, users will reply to the thread.

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>>12705156

I never really got Dullahan's deal. So she's an undead swordfighter with a detachable head. Surely the detachable head thing makes them bad fighters? I remember a scene in Moose's story where a dullahan's head comes off and the body can't hit shit because it can't see.

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>>12705156

I'm more of a succubus kind of guy.

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>>12705155
I dunno. I guess it's just grating to them see our thread up on the front page?
Which begs the question as to why not just use the catalog and save the headache of seeing the thread up.
Also, I would hope that nobody here really invades the other threads with petty bullshit about,
>Hi 2hu! We MG nao?
So it can't be that.

>Surely they've been banned enough
>They've been banned
That's a funny joke.

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>>12705161
The message is "WE /a/ WE DO WHAT WE WANT BECAUSE MOMMY WILL PROTECT US SO FUK OFF!"

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>>12705156
I agree.
DULLAHAN

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>>12705170
Back the fuck off??! They're not /a/.

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>>12705150
Is in the future a possibility? I saw something you drew on /a/ similar to it and I got the idea.

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>>12705173
Seems like she needs some one to lend her a hand.

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>>12705167
I should get around to playing that one. That semen demon looks cute.

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>>12705165
I don't know where did this undead sword fighter thing came from, but it's pretty damn dull (ahan). Originally dullahans are pretty cool, riding anywhere they want, whipping people with spines and throwing buckets of blood around. Most important thing is, they aren't actually undead. They are unseelie fairies.

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>>12705165
That's not how Dullahan's work. Dullahan's are pretty much an old Irish folktale version of Death.

Celty a cute

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>>12705177
A lot of my /a/ waifu deliveries are generic portraits looking at the viewer. It's a cute request, but I feel like I've drawn too much of them.

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>>12705157
>Canines and equines are probably the two dumbest families ever.
I wouldn't say that, I think probably all mammals can be broken/worked like that. Ever seen the one caption pic about elephants restrained by cheap rope that held them as babies and controls them as adults even though they are more than strong enough to break it? Even people can be controlled like that if you start young. Tigers and lions and shit can be nice and friendly and follow the lead of humans by essentially prolonging their kitten mentality forever.

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I hate you guys so much.

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>a new Yeti image

I like it.

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>>12705163
>>12705155

/jp/ doesn't want to become like /a/v/b/ with greentext stories and TFWs and >implying and all that other shit. Even if you keep it to this thread, sooner or later, another thread is going to catch your eye and you're going to take those posting habits to that thread, thinking its accepted.
/jp/ will gradually descend further and further until it becomes a very copy of the board you were kicked out of.

Speaking of, /jp/ exists because they were kicked out of /a/. They're going to hate any and everyone from /a/ forever. You're basically Nazis coming to see that the cool jew kids are up to in their ghetto.

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>>12704953
>It's dark, and cold, much more so than you've ever experienced before
>Your body, if it's there, feels numb
>Hours, days, weeks, you pend what seems like an eternity in this sea of blackness
>An then, a voice, you can feel it vibrate with power
>It asks if it is your wish to walk the land of the living once more
>You respond affirmatively
>It asks if you're willing to live forever, one of its own, or melt into the darkness
>After a few minutes of hesitation, you respond, that you will
>Fire, or what feels like flames envelop you, your throat gasps, your skins recoils
>Your veins jolt back to "life" and everything becomes bright
>You awake face down on the hard ground
>Night, as you get your bearings, you see a cloaked figure before you
>Pale grayish skin, short hair, and deep, purple eyes
>Your mind recognizes it immediately
>"Lich" you whisper
>"That's Mistress to you" she says matter of factly. "From now on, you will live for my sake."
>You ask why she brought you back
>She tells you of her escapades during her time as a sorceress. How she did some things that might have been considered "naughty", nothing major, just some grave robbing here and there.
>How she was used by the Order and how she was burned for her efforts once her usefulness was through
>That still doesn't answer your question
>She asks if you don't want revenge. To take back what is yours
>Then it all comes flooding back, your wife, your child, how she betrayed you, killed you
>You ask how long you've been dead, she tells you that just under a week
>You smile, and ask what she wants in return
>"You" She tells you that as rotten as you are, you have use, and will be instrumental in the changes that she will bring about
>Dark energies swirl about, crashing with an unearthly howl, coalescing into a portal
>She bids you follow and steps through it
>You give a wicked grin, "this is gonna be fun"

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>>12705191
I love you too anon.

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>>12705188
Be that as it may be, they are still lovely pictures. Regardless , keep up the good work.

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>>12705191
Anon, please, I'm trying my best.

[Anonymous No.]

4th Aug 2014
Best day of my life.

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>>12705193
We already know you hate us, so no, your assumption is wrong. We have done everything possible to keep out of your way. From not bumping the thread, to making sure we never have multiples. Migrating to other boards, on more than one occasion, before we were dumped here. Like it or not, we are here to stay. We don't talk to you, you don't talk to us, and we can have peace.

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>SLIME DULLAHAN

YES! YEEEES!

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Well...that was an interesting thread implosion.

>>12705194
No anon, you're dead, your wicked ways are done for good.

Unless of course you revived as a undead monster girl, which I believe is the only way this would work anyway.

Probably as a Ghoul, a fitting monster really.

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>>12705132
You can do that here, or is it because you can't dump that you go outside? I don't think touhous are despised on /a/, if you get the itch. But, we really need to stay under everyone's radar here.

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>>12705173
>Have Dul daughteru
>Head rolls out of the womb first

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>>12705192

Woah, agreed.

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>>12705205
Necromancy is nothing to a lich. He's back. Hold on to your underwear, because things are gonna get dark, maybe.

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>>12705208
Can you even have a dullahan daughteru? Don't they only come into the world as reanimated decapitation victims?

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>>12705214
Prove to me that human males can be revived via necromancy in the MGE universe.

Because I refuse to believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would be most like James Bond so we can have Monster Girl versions of the Bond Movies.

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>>12705208
>be interning at hospital for my RN degree
>first day on the job
>had to deal with Jinko who drank way too many energy drinks before her date
>a slime with a broken core
>then there was the emergency pregnancy
>couple comes in, wife is clearly showing
>get her to sit down in lobby
>oh shit the kid's getting born in the lobby
>suddenly a head drops from between her legs
>covered in amniotic sac fluids and crying
>totally didn't faint due to the nightmare in front of me
>wake up a little later the cute Holstaurus RN sitting next to me
>apparently it's a rite of passage to witness dullahans give birth
>and a little prank the RN's do to the interns
>it's been three years and I still have nightmares

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>>12705224
Dhampir. Everyone would think she's just a normal human that's great at everything and super sexy

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>>12705221
It's in the Q&A. The sixth one I think, undead incubi have been confirmed for some time now. This gonna happen anon

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Pharaoh who had a "Damsel in Distress" fetish?
>>12702469

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>>12705224
A mix of Kunoichi and Wight.

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>>12705221
They can come back.
They just come back... wrong.

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>>12705230
>tricking your intern into witnessing a decapitated baby being born? Priceless
There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's Monster Card.

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>>12705239
It's a Double Entrendre because the Card is also a Monster girl

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>>12705156
>>12705173
>>12705186

Oh, looks all four of us who like Dullahan are here now.

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>>12705233
First time this pic has been posted in the thread,
You posted it 5 times last thread
she is not an MG

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>>12704857
There are two ways this picture can work and it all depends on what's in the basket

Is it bread? Then he's obviously incredibly gay
Is it hearts? Then I can understand his reaction

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>>12705244
hey I like the Dullahan, she aint my bottom bitch though

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>>12705246
Firstly, it won't be posted again.
Second, come on, guys, Dhampir got into the club.

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>>12705194
>Then it all comes flooding back, your wife, your child, how she betrayed you, killed you
Hah. The delusion is strong in this one.

>Goes back to rape his daughter and torture his wife
>Gets exorcised by the paladin that now lives with, loves and cares for them
>Lich sighs and reconsidered her choices in minions

[Anonymous No.]

I must have been out to lunch when this was posted initially

Loen for president

Sequel never ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705246
>>12705253

Isn't she kind of a form of undead, just sans the cold, zombified meat?

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>>12705233
I hate to agree with someone being rude, but can you stop forcing Pharaoh on us?

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>>12705263
This. Even the reactionary grapesnake posters have calmed down.

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>>12705263
Well, shit. If it's gotten to "forcing" levels, I'm clearly fucking up. Let's move on.
What about Dragons?
Also, would you say this dragon is cosplay-tier?
She has the tiniest wings a dragon can have.

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>>12705256
That's that bat lady from the doujin about the blind guy who walks into a cave and says "I sure hope there aren't any rape machines in here." isn't it?

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>>12705186
You're goddamn right she is.
>>12705256
I don't want z-ton to draw anything else, he just needs to go away now.

[Anonymous No.]

Know what we've forgotten about?
Bullying Draco.

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>>12705272
Because this is not an MM thread. Go to /a/ for that.

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>>12705272

Nah, without the faggot that used to talk about her every thread like she was the perfect woman, she's not worth the attention. Just let her fade into nothing like she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705272
Bullying lesbians is the old and busted.
Bullying miko is the new hotness. >>12704852

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>>12705272
>Bullying Draco
How would one bully her, though?
Forcing her into beauty contests and then assuring she loses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705275
We can still talk about them here. Also /a/ is a horrible place. Also they're on the verge of turning those into generals again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705283
I mean I guess. Don't expect too much discussion especially as if there isn't a new chapter out but yeah that board is terrible. They didn't learn from the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705277
>Bullying miko

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>>12705275
>>12705283

While I'm glad we don't have to deal with the Muh Spiderfu bondage and Smith Best Girl and similar stuff every thread anymore, this is still the Monstergirl Thread and EMG is always a part of it.

What could they still be talking about in their perpetual EMG threads on /a/ anyway? All the stuff that used to happen between any monstergirl releases for manga or MGE or games is what we talk about here.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a good nickname(s) for the MGEs equivalent to the Americas?

[Anonymous No.]

A succubus walks into a bar
She says to the bar tender
"I'd like a double entendre"
He gives it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705299

They don't have one. They have Not-Egypt, Not-China, Not-Japan, and Not-Western Europe

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>>12705287
Bullying I'm okay with. Just not at the level of, "You're fucking trash" like in >>12704953. That's beyond bullying and right into serial killer tier.

You have to be more subtle. Use a light touch, like a pickpocket, or a safecracker. Make her emotionally needy and feel useless without out you, maybe eye other girls so she'll be more obedient and desperate to please you. Do it right and she'll be more than willing to enter a nice bigamous relationship with her daughteru

>>12705299
Since KC's setting is pretty high fantasy, I imagine something related to the Incans or Aztecs. "Aztlan" I think is the native name for Mexico

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705306
In that regard, there's also Not-Central Asia, Not-Southeast Asia, and Not-South Asia to consider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705307
I used to be a bully and I regret and am ashamed of my actions when I was younger.

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>>12705307
>Bullyfag and wants to dick the daughteru
You are my archenemy in a friendly way. At least you are not an edgyfag like the guy writing the greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705315
Let's not resort to blogshit as we did in the previous thread for fucks sake.

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>>12705312
Main Continent is Not-Medieval Western Europe
Isle of Mists is Not-China
Zippangu is Not-Japan
The Oases are Not-Egypt

I don't recall any other places specifically getting mentioned.

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>>12705315
Hey, this is loving bullying. Like an S-M relationship. Given those exist in real life (albeit rarely) it's not hard to believe MGs wouldn't be into it too. Particularly for their husbandu's sake.

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>>12705194
>Months pass in the Lich's, no, Mistress' lair
>You adjust to your new, life, as a minor undead quite quickly, the limits imposed on living flesh having abandoned you
>You can run faster, hit harder, you can hear across great distances and even see in the dark, and you never seem to tire
>All this and as much skeleton pussy as you can take, raised by the hand of your Mistress herself
>She says it's necessary for your growth
>You still have to eat, not as often but, would you really want to forego such a pleasure?
>Something does bother you
>Whenever you get close to something alive, you can't help but want to CRUSH IT
>Mistress tells you it'll pass, everyone begins that way
>She comes to you with a task, you are to steal something called The Eyes Of The Dragon
>They're housed in one of the shrines in the region
>She tears open a portal for you, and tell you to head to the nearest graveyard, where she'll be able to reach you, once your task is done, and you are not to be seen by anyone
>You step through and find yourself under the stars, the shrine visible in the distance
>You move silently through the trees, eschewing the road as you make your way to your destination
>Ending in front of one of the outer walls, you stop to listen if anyone is on the other side
>You feel the presence of the living, but none are near your position, you leap on top of the wall, and survey the courtyard
>You see the main hall, but remember your Mistresses' orders, and make your way towards it leaping from roof to roof until you reach it
>You gaze down from above through a window, and can see on an altar what can only be your prize, two perfectly shaped sapphires, hewn from the very heavens
>You do your best to remove the window without noise and make your way inside
>To your fortune, the hall is empty save for the treasure, it seems this is a place of contemplation
>You hang from the railing you're currently on, and drop straight down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705307
>Mesoamerica in MGE
Please no. You just know that all the blood sacrifices will be replaced with semen sacrifices.

I don't want to ejaculate on the sun to keep it going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705254
>Delusion

It's a fantasy setting. Most humans can be regular jakoff with no knowledge of magic and monsters in your setting, but we are on the outside, we are the near omniscient watchers of this world, and can impart our knowledge to the ones we behold. Be a bitch all you want, I prefer my humans with a bit more backbone. I hate naysayers like you "hurr humans beating monsters" not all of us subscribe to your defeatist newsletter, punk.

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>>12705334
This guy reminds me of that piece of shit "Winter Knight" from the dresden files. I can only hope he meets the same fate. Speaking of, that series had some nice fairies. I with the fae of KCland weren't so pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>YFW those faggots from /a/ may find themselves here with us eventually
>muh horse pussy, muh bok lung, muh jealosy, all coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705349
Did you even read the post I replied to? The guy raped a girl, and was planning on raping the daughter he got with her when she was old enough. To kill the faggot isn't "betrayal." This is why I said the guy was deluded. It has nothing to do with "muh backbone". A man with back bone wouldn't have stooped so low. He drugged the girl, raped her, and then used the safety of her child as blackmail. When he over stepped that boundary by trying to rape the girl, he got smacked down like the little bitch he is. I can only hope the Lich ends up tossing him aside too. This is already a power-wank along the lines of
>I can be a giant dick and no one can stop me
so I wouldn't be surprised if he some how gained some power of the the Lich and made her his fucktoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705356
Delete that image

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705356
What you got against horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705360
>the guy
It's the same person I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705362
I fucking love that artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705356

Would you kindly stop wasting our image count with reaction pics and gifs.
Delete that please

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>>12705350
I don't know that series, what happens to your winter knight?

>>12705254
and you know what, I was gonna leave something out for the sake of reducing the bitching that is sure to come, but fuck you, I've changed my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705364
? Did I imply at some point that there were two people? I didn't mean to, if I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705356
Yeah, I'm sure they're super jealous over missing the glorious Monster Girl General. We're very lucky to have you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705360
I hope the lich locks him up in a sex dungeon and his only purpose is to power boost her undead army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705350
>Winter Knight
You'd be a murderous psychopath too, if you held the title. The Winter Knight's schtick is that he eventually turns into a jerk, whether he wants it or no. You literally stop being John Smith the Winter Knight and start becoming the Winter Knight.

You'd only be able to resist it for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705369
My bad, I thought you were talking about the poster, not the guy in the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705361
>>12705367
Ialready know you worthless faggots, I'm >>12704837 and I insist on this often. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705361
>>12705367
Why do you fags keep reminding people to do something they already know how to do?

You faggots are the reason I never delete my reaction images in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705370
>the point
>your head

[Anonymous No.]

Yes! I made it 2 times on the Recap list again!

Remember, No bullying the Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705382
>Remember, No bullying the Shirohebi
Thanks God, I'm not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705379
This is why we can not have nice things, in order to punish 1 or 2 people, he punishes the whole thread, very mature attitude there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705382
>>12705386

>Not wanting to >>12705307

It's like you don't want her to obey your every whim and desire.

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>>12705368
Uh. Read it it's a fuckin' great series. Any way, this Maive chick if lie some fairy icebitch, and she hires a lowlife similar to your guy, except he gets a power-high and goes off to do his own thing and tries to fuck over the leaderr of his faction. He is punished with an eternity of literal mindbreak. He gets tortured to the brink of death and then lovingly brought back to full health by the same chick that tortured him. Or by a different chick. I forget the details, but in the end he started to beg to be killed because he couldn't handle the caring anymore. It was just this recurring loop of torture and love He only lasted like 10 years before he got mindbroken.

And don't change your mind on account of me man. You don't even know me. do whatever you wanna do.

>>12705374
Dresden seems to be holding up. I'm still mad that the faggot killed off his fallen-angel tulpa. And really, sure you can't stop certain emotions, but that doesn't mean you have to act on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705386
Well, I don't think you should bully
Shirohebi
Kikimora
and Wurms.

Now ooomoodorky bug fuck girls are a different story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705389
>Wanting a soul-less, living breathing fucktoy with no inner drive or independent thought.
I bet you like those living dolls. speaking of, any 2spooky writefaggotry revolving around those dolls? They seem to fit perfectly with yandere vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809
>Anon turns down the tanuki who has everything. She doesn't handle the rejection so well.
I DID IIIITTTTT
>Anon enjoys himself with a friendly sharkgirl.
I DIDN'T DO THIS ONE, BUT I CONTRIBUTED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705396
In all fairness, Shirohebi have their own mind-control-lite ability. It's more just beating her to the punch, making her overwhelmingly independent on you... not vice versa. It's not exactly mindbreak per se.

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>>12705396
He may as well just get a real doll, and see if the local necromancer can make it animated.
That would be the perfect sex toy for you right there.

Why can I see those selling well in MGC.
Animated realdolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705395
>bullying oomucuties

Wimp, I bet you're afraid of bugs.

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>>12705360
Sure, the writer made the guy scummy, but I'm operating on MGE logic. I'll give you that Shirohebi are jealous and might not be happy with their husband fucking their daughter, but at the same time, it's something that it's looked upun as a good thing. Monster want to be raped, as well as rape, so it makes no sense to kill the guy over something that I spar for the course. I bet you're that guy who said raping men is okay, but not women, because it's "worse for them."

>>12705362
Nothing against horse itself, rather the horsefuckers. And I mean, actual horsefuckers who used to pop by often.

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>>12705362

That face is playing with my heart rate goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705406
No, i just hate certain types of bugs.
and I will never see an oomodorky as attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705396
I wonder if the Living Doll is affected by the de-lolification cake. In that regard, I'd imagine them with Raita-esque body-types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705415
>cute doll becomes a human sized sex doll.

I keep imagining those battle dolls from that anime, busoushiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705415
Living doll could just be altered to become whatever you wanted.

Suigintou? No problem
That famous pron star? no problem.

The possibilities are limitless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705419
Zach Bell?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705390
Yeah, Dresden seems to be holding up, but he's not your average schmuck. And he still gets his share of rip-and-tear urges.

You're right that Harry Dresden is a good series, though. I like how it has sensible power levels, instead of say, Supernatural and its "It's simple, we kill Zeus" nonsense. When you see Odin or Uriel or whatever, you know that shit is going down, and going down hard. They're all 1d4 adventurers per round encounters, and damn right they should be, because they're major powers that have been around, and I mean the not-killed-by-plucky-adventurers kind of around, since the dawn of time.

American Gods is still the best modern fantasy, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705419
Fanatasia doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705421
So like a Doppelganger, but not as good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705407
>Monster want to be raped, as well as rape
Eeeh. I was gonna call you out for being a faggot but then
> I'm operating on MGE logic

Well, in the Hugbox, nothing can go wrong, so if those are the rules you're arguing by, then sure. A little pre-marital rape never hurt any one. And I never said anything about raping any one being more or less okay. I think that if some one doesn't rape you, you don't rape them. If they try to rape you, then it's okay to rape them. Do unto others is just about the only thing the bible got right. And at any rate, The guy may be operating on MGE logic, but she isn't. sort of inconsistent because if she were she'd have been all,
>"Ara, aren't we frisky. It's okay, I'll love you. For ever and ever."
And then blue-flame the guy. If you're gonna write shit keep it consistent across the board, y'know?

>>12705425
>American Gods is still the best modern fantasy, though.
I haven't read that one, but I loved the fuck out of the iron Druid. And you say sensible powerlevels, but Dresden himself is way too underpowered. He had to lvl up to winter knight just to convincingly deal with the big bads that he went up against. The dude needs more juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705411
As long as we can respect each other's tastes, there's no problem.

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>>12705428
well, consider this.

Living doll , I would think they had a core. so this would mean you could swap out bodies for them.
So you could have a whole closet of different types of bodies for her to suit your whim.

Living dolls in the canon I am familiar with are essentially programmable , so you could even have her personality change with each body.

These would be a very popular item within the sex toy industry.
Buy the core, then buy all the different body types and styles .
The possibilities are limitless.

[Anonymous No.]

what is Anons opinion on pregnant monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705390
>only 10 years
That is damn impressive for facing torture.
Real life it aint near that long.
Mithridates lasted 17 days in the boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705438
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705438
Do you have to bring that up every time?
I like 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705438
See >>12704827 and its responses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705438
never seen a pregnant griffon girl or ryu so hard to say, but I'd like it if it was drawn like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705438
I've always been somewhat turned off by the pregnant female body. Maybe it's just the fact that you can see the blue veins around the stomach in the later months, I guess.

Still, not so bad in 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705435
>If you're gonna write shit keep it consistent across the board, y'know?

But I'm not the one who wrote the original thing, I'm continuing it because monsters killing humans rubs me the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705415
>de-lolification cake
people are still talking about that thing I did
*sniff* this is the greatest moment of my life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705461
To be fair, we also need the opposite. Since cake is slang for loli, and you have delolification cake...

lolification melons? Probably grown in some Witch's garden.

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>>12705438
I think that a baby succubus would try to giveyou a handjob from inside her mother.
>>12705442
Eh. Not really, in the grand scheme of things. I think Winter Knights got their life span boosted or some shit. And I might have pulled 10 years from my ass. I did pull 10 years from my ass. It was 4 years of torture.

"Lea tells Harry that he nears the brink of death due to starvation and frostbite, but Mab "tortures him with kindness" by healing his wounds, restoring his sight, feeding him, and allowing him to sleep in her bed (sex is also implied.) When he next woke up, he is once again hanging on the tree, blinded. Lea believes that when his mind is broken down enough to look forward to returning to the tree, thus restarting the cycle of Mab taking care of him, Mab will discard him, stating that "he only lives so long as he resists."[8] Dresden leaves him there while they flee."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705436
Tell you what, if I find an omadorky, i will send her your way, deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705457
Really? Why? It's only natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dresden FIles chat on /mgg/
sometimes you guys are alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705435
>I haven't read that one
You should. Anything I can say about it is a huge spoiler, but damn, it's set up so well.

It's a two-man con.

As for Dresden, it's good that he's underpowered. He's been offered a damn lot of easy-route-to-power whatsits (Lasciel, Winter Knight mantle, Amoracchius) across the years, and it's good that he refused, because two out of three tend to turn you mad, and he'd probably break Amoracchius. He's a fairly pissy guy.

He only took the WK mantle out of desperation, and he sorely regrets it.

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>>12705466
For some reason I'm now imaginging baby succubi as like those crack babies that are born addicted to crack because their mother used.

Except with succubi, it's their daddy's semen on account of the huge amounts her mother drank during pregnancy. Especially since KC stated that MGs tend to get extra horny during that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705468
Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705461
You didn't start it, man. KC did, unless KC stole it from you.

>“Cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten.”

>>12705472
You now what else really rustles my motherfuckin jimmies? The fact that he never fucked Lara.

>>12705473
I didn't mean to imply that him rejecting the easy-routs was a bad thing per.se but his overall weakness was starting to get to me. Like
>Really? did he really just stop Armageddon with his powerlevel?

That said. The necro-Rex had my side in stitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>A gigantic fireball hurtles over your house and goes smashing into the house next to yours. The entire 2nd floor is destroyed and good bit of the 1st floor as well. If that was your house you would be dead right now. You quickly make your way down to the first floor and peer out the window.

>You can't tell how the battle is going. Not well, you assume. The undead outnumbered your small town 8 to 1, even by conservative estimates. It's just a matter of time before they breach the walls and come pouring in. You wonder what it will look like. A swarming tide of zombies that tears apart anything and anyone in their path? You've seen ant colonies attack insects before; you imagine it might be something like that.

>You can hear the sounds of battle in the distance. Good men fighting up on the wall. You wanted to join them, to do your part, but the army rejected you. Flat feet. That seemed like a bullshit reason to you, but you assume they know what they are doing. You hear shouts, screams, the occasional arrow whizzing past. Maybe you should get away from the window.

>They have shot several volleys of flaming arrows into town. Trying to burn the place down. Your house has a slate roof, but not everyone was so fortunate. You smell smoke and can see the orange glow of fire against the moonlit sky. You’ve got water buckets ready in case an arrow makes its way inside.

>Finally everything goes quiet. Really quiet. You can't see anything outside.

http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc

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>>12705483
>You didn't start it, man. KC did, unless KC stole it from you.

>“Cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten.”

I'm going to assume I stole it from him. Assume.

[Anonymous No.]

So is Mad Hatter at all better than Matango or naw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705496
Mad Hatter is in a different universe when compared to mushroomshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705438
Not enough of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705495
I assume you both got the idea from the original wonderland where she grows tall as fuck. Or did the cake make the world shrink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705501
dude that's some trippy ass stuff you got there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705334
>You bend you knees and sink to the floor, the sound is negligible, and you quickly stand to retrieve the prize
>As you approach, your body tingles, nothing bad, just a warmth that is there
>You snag the jewels and pocket them, getting on top of the altar to gain some height, you squat and launch towards the railing you dropped from, pulling yourself up
>You exit the hall, and place the window back in its spot as carefully as you can
>You make your way to the back of the shrine, where you can feel the call of death
>Entering the graveyard, you can't help but notice how beautiful it is, something lost on you before you joined the dead
>You call for Mistress and suddenly find yourself back in her lair
>"Do you have them?" You whirl around to face her, not many things scares you anymore, but damn it all if she doesn't
>You hold out your hand and your Mistress takes the jewels, dropping them into black liquid in a nearby goblet
>She asks if anyone so you, you're proud in telling her you were not spotted
>She nods and dismisses you, returning to one of her books
>Before leaving, you ask what it was you stole, she simply says "The first Key"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705483
>You now what else really rustles my motherfuckin jimmies? The fact that he never fucked Lara.
true love burns Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705494
>http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc
That... that was fucking cute. Gave me a good cuckle, pulled the heart strings a bit. Liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a harem of yandere monstergirls vying for my love and doing everything they can behind the scenes to win it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705469
I told you, I don't like it. Men kill monsters, not the other way around. Well, they do, but I believe you know what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705518
>Muh humanity
Naw man. By some colossal cosmic fuck up we humans learned of "tools" If not for that, we'd still be food for our betters. Atleast we did the next best thing and turned those tools against eachother. We're talking a long fuckin' time to finish the job though. And do you know why every one fantasises the ending in which man kills the beast? Because it almost never fuckin' happens.

>>12705511
Still, she's smart, funny, fucking sex personified, rich AND powerful. I just. Fuck. Am I a moth? I know she'd be the type of woman to burn you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704807
is it bad I sort of like it without the tail?

[Anonymous No.]

you guys still thirsty for milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705508
m8, can I just simply say:
I know you want to write this, but seriously, either keep it to one post or put it in a pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705526
Fuck yeah
It's been in the 20s since last week and I've had enough swiss miss to fill a pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705526
Am I?

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705526
Fuck yeah nigger.
Post Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705523
>our betters
>we did the next best thing and turned those tools against eachother.

What kind of a fool are you?

>>12705527
Thread has barely strted, it's not CYOA or anything like that, what is the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705536
Hey, individual humans can be pretty cool. Dudes can be pretty badass. It's the human race which is a complete and utter pile of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705534
>not posting colored Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705536
It mostly clogs up the thread with giant walls of greentext. We normally just keep greentexts to one post max, anything bigger goes in a pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705534

Blue board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705539
Nigger that is the only solo pic of Hathor I got. Why do you think I said post Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705526
Can I have some chocolate milk? Hathor doesn't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705538
I guess.

>>12705540
Are you gonna bitch if I keep going?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons, always love your Kikimora maid if you have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705546
Here.
http://imgur.com/vUJLfAX

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705549
I'm not going to bitch about it, but it'd be a nice common courtesy for the rest of the thread if you did it next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705550
Tolerate not the unbullied Kikimora, Shirohebi, or Holstaurus. Show them your affection by teasing them and showering them with attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705550
Of course. Every morning and night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705550
>tfw no Kikimora maid will bondage and femdom you into becoming a master worthy of having a servant like her's
Not gonna lie Seafoam's story made me diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705550
That feathery tail.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705526
Always and forever.
>>12705529
Literally every state is gonna have somewhere that's below freezing tomorrow. Fuck Canada we don't like your weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705567

>TFW you will never write something turn people into diamonds
>TFW you will never impregnate Troll mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705540
>>12705556
>one post

Nigga do you remember sloth's succubus story? People only bitch about the content, rarely, but fine, I guess, since you asked nicely. I have a feeling this is gonna be a big one anyway. You're spoiling something I wanted to do though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705550
That tail though.

[Anonymous No.]

Catgirls are amazing but it varies from catgirl to catgirl. I find human girls with cat ears stuck onto them incredibly dull. I take my catgirls very seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705494
>Parts of this are derived from my zombie>come>wight short greentext scenario

I'm flattered man. You did it justice. 2cute4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705588
I know.

Don't you want to just rub your face in it while she giggles and says how lewd of a master she has?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705594
Rub it on my face while fucking her from behind while she tries to either clean or cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705591

>Live with Nekomata tomboy childhood friend
>She goes into heat and starts yowling in her misery, presenting yourself to you on multiple occasions or trying to seduce you
>Begs you to rub her stomach or press the small of her back just above her tail
>Tells you to fuck her and give her your baby, that you don't even have to recognize
>Licks and nibbles on you in your sleep
>The next three days become Hell
>Can't fap, can't do anything without her trying to make it lewd as shit
>Almost ascend to Buddha levels of Zen in trying to keep her chastity
>Fail and fuck her like a rutting beast
>Try not to cry at taking advantage of her
>Cry alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705594
Nah, a more forbidden fruit is all the sweeter.

>"M-master, no, y-you mustn't! What if the others see us."
>"Ah-- Master, no, give me back my panties! D-don't rub-- AH~"
>"M-master! I hear someone's f-fooste-- Ah~ coming down the hall!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705494
some of the best propaganda I've ever read.
Very cute story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705603
anon plz have more willpower

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705550
And once again, I'm imagining a kikimora working for a Boo Radley kind of person...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705550
Kikimora a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705603

Well I'll sure as hell take responsibility. A man who goes back on his word is no man at all.

I doubt she'll be mad, anyway. Perhaps it was taking advantage of her, but I have a weakness for catgirls. I wouldn't physically be able to stop myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't there Kabuto and Hercules beetle girls yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705610
Having sex with your Kikimora maid in public would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705613

There's only so much willpower in the world when you see a catgirl rubbing her genitals up and down on literally anything to try and get herself off in her estrus in order to settle down.

There's only so much willpower when she takes her spats off and her drenched folds hit you with female musk like a fucking freight train.

There's only so much willpower when you're forced to throw one of your shirts that's too oversized for her that she tumbles around in on the floor sniffing the ever living fuck out of since it has your scent on it and schlicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705603
> Childhood friend.
> Not the student council president and your student

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705592
I dont know if you remember, but you linked to a post complaining about how shitty zombie wives were, and then expanded off that. That original post complaining about zombies was mine.

Your short was great and gave me a lot of ideas. I reconsidered my position on zombies and just sort of expanded from your scene. Your scene is largely unchanged, at least enough that you were able to recognize it.

I just liked the idea of a plague of undeath spreading across the land and what it might look like from the point of view of a peasant who gets caught up in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705603
Would a jinko also fall into heat?

Would they even bother asking for your permission before the chuffrape begins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705641

>Jinkos asking for permission during their estrus
>Motherfucking ever

"Darling, is time for makings of babies."

"Can I at least be the big spoon afterwards?"

"Nyet."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705645
Russian Jinkos are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705633
Yeah I remembered, that bed scene. Well, I'm honestly flattered to have inspired even a modicum of creativity. It' what I love about these threads. I can't even list all the ideas that I've written about, that other people have given me. It's interesting that you included the whole hivemind thing. It's a nice idea for a setting, and can bring about some nice conflict between the human entitlement to freedom of will/thought/speech and action, and the undead hoard's complete disregard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704831
>I want a cute, gentle, feminine MG who is muscular U^U

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705641
>Jinko beguns her estrus.
>Use catnip bodywash you got from the adult store behind the mall
>Pretend you don't know that its her estrus, tell her she looks red, ask if she has fever?
>Move in close to feel her forehead, giving her a blast of catnip plus male scent
>"Accidentally" getting raped.
>Once her estrus ends, approach her, act hurt she attacked you and broke your truust. Guilt her into being the little spoon in your relationship and taking responsibility.

Taming a tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>Moose is still on hiatus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705658
Right on time
Just like clockwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705623

I'd still feel like a bastard for allowing instant gratification sex to happen during her estrus, even if she comes back the next day fully in control of her breeding instincts and trying to tell me that it's okay.

Trying to say that "If it's your kid it'll be okay, since i've always belonged to you" or whatever stereotypical anime bullshit excuse comes to mind. Not having make up sex with her, in the dark, under the covers of the bedroom that still reeks of sex and your scents from the night before. Her love-biting you and scratching you as you slowly fuck her, your mutual love going to a Mt Everest peak where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

I-I want hump fluffy butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705658
People still care about his shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705670
which kind
There's sheep, kitsunes, wolfs, yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705672

He's at least one of the more consistent writefaggots that isn't shit like Nega, Bob, Ovaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705670
I want fluffy butt to hump me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705681
Why do people hate Ovaries? Never heard of him before people started complaining about him in /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705683
Something something same stuff over and over. I honestly don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705682
I hope you mean with a strap-on and not the other thing implied

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705678
A loving one!

>>12705682
W-what are you saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705688
>>12705690
I'm talking about furious spooning action

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705693

Furious Ren Xiongmao spooning with reach around handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705688
I want a MG to ruthlessly pound me with a double-ended dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705688
>>12705699
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705699
I want a Kraken to bondage with its tails and then ravage me with while giving me a reach around
But we both know that's not going to happen

[Anonymous No.]

one tentacle, two tentacle, three tentacle, eh heh heh>>12705702

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705699
Alp-chan pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705702
At least kraken tentacles are naturally lubed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705711
speaking from experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705685

Pretty much this.

Even his two newest shorts have the same problem of repeating shit, like a revolving door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705702
>>12705707
>>12705711
>>12705713
You seem to have missed the memo. Pegging is not allowed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705713
do any of us speak from experience? I think tentacles are pretty slimy though

[Anonymous No.]

>Most MGE grills are basically full voluptuous women
>The ones that aren't are all loli
>Then there's the Alp...

I just want an Alp version of different monster girls, is that so much to ask for?

To have some cute Holst Alp want my D but not want my D after I finish milking her small breasts.

Like a BroHolst, getting all annoyed because they haven't been milked and it hurts like hell. How are you supposed to turn them down if they describe not being milked as like having blue balls but with tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705719
Who said it was pegging, anon?
She's using the tentacles for the massage.
You know what they say about people who assume, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705733
Prostate massage, whatever, unless you want to start a shitstorm, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705736
Back massage, anon.
Back massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705737
I really need a Kraken massage story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705732
So, a man transforming into other monstergirls? No thank you, we already have skeleton and alp filling the "used to be a dude" quota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705732
Yeah no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705736
>>12705719
prepare anuses
shitstorm incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705736
And I assumed nothing. See >>12705699 >>12705688

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705741
Not my fault they can't follow the fucking rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705741
No shitstorm to be had here.
Just Kraken. Doing non-butt-related massaging things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705744
Relax bud, they're keeping to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705748
>Relax bud, they're doing it to themselves.

fixed for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705658
Remember to delete non-MG images people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705753
he wont, he posts that every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705748
So we should allow them if they started with monsterboys and futa? Some things don't go here anon, period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705747
what if she massages the butt with no penetration

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705756
Remember: No penetration.
Captcha: Remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705756
/mgt/ is generally okay with MG sexual harassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705755
But pegging is only equated with those because it can cause shitstorms. Those guys had like two posts with each in spoilers. No one's mad but you.

[Anonymous No.]

a how to guide on charming lamia and subspecies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705767
I'm not going to argue with you, we don't talk about certain things here. Malign me if you want, because I want to keep that shit out, I don't care. That shit stays out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705759

>You will never have a CC MG teacher take you on the stairs from being a boy to a man
>After school
>On the linoleum floor
>No condoms

I die unfulfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705776
I would hate going to a school with monster girls, I'd get no fucking work done, god forbid a test comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705771
The most important thing to remember is that Medusas are the most stubborn when it comes to snake charming. You have to keep being persistent, and remember: if the snakes in her hair start flailing, it means it's working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705723
>This knigga has never had stuffed squid or octopus stew
Practically everything that lives in the ocean that doesn't have a shell has a protective mucus layer though. Everything is slimy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705783
Is there art of medusa being tsun while her snakes flail about in happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705783

She looks mighty tense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705787
No, but if there was, she'd need to be drawn with a high ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705782
Willpower anon, channel your inner power. Join Paladin Club

>>12705787
There's an MGE one by KC with her hugging / tail hugging some guy while her love snakes mob his head while she blushes behind him.

Unfortunately for you my folders need organizing. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705794
>join paladin club

You mean the club that just bitches about monsters?

I'd rather join the Fallen God club, even though Dark Priests are shit the club probably gives out free pizza or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705794
Yeeesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705799
>Hroz
>Doing lamias
FUCK YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705798
We do, we also watch educational films and sing songs praising the Fallen God for all she gives us. Then we have do our homework and have our communal prayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705796
Threadly reminder that everybody likes certain monster girls, and that's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705799
>>12705803
Why is he so good at what he does?

He has no right to be so good, but I still love him for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Threadly reminder about Karen's horsepussy being rekt by actual horse dick
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47026391

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705799
knees and face ruins it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705804
>Homework

Ah fuck that, I'll go join the nap time club with the Panda girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705798
>That just bitches about monster girls

We save men from being raped by monster girls anon.

Also all the hottest ones want the "holy" dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705799
Is it me, or is Hroz's art improving?
As much as I like him for vanilla stuff, he's not a very good artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705807
Personal reminder that it's probably MCs human dick being made out to be a horse dick.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705807
>horse pussy
never again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705809
But anon, your studies are important, an the other club members will help you, we all help you, we all help each other, that's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705810
The paladin club is the equivalent of anime club in terms of autism.

Nothing but delusional roleplaying manbabies who think it's still the 13th century and that every guy getting approached by a MG needs saving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705813
She's so bullyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705799
>gill slits across the body
It's a lamprey, isn't it? It's a lamprey girl pretending to be a lamia.

She'll open her mouth and there will be a circular demon maw full of teeth that rotate like a buzzsaw, and she'll pulverize your dick with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Also remember this hentai?
The one and only where dark elf is being tenderly loved instead of being raped by thugs/orcs/tentacles etc?
Well, guess what? It's having NTR sequel
After falling in love with MC she tries to become mercenary herself. But she only gets captured and enslaved. Later she is bought by some oldfag who mindbreaks and breeds her
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=44820548

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705815
If I need help with homework, I'll go get help from my teacher or the human nerds.

I don't want to get help from a monster and all of a sudden she starts to make a move on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705799
God yes I'm glad there's at least one good MG artist left doing doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705807
Why is the horse bandaged? Did her husband (who as we know wears bandages as a fashion statement, being wounded no longer has anything to do with it) get so obsessed about horse pussy that he turned into a horse?

Is this the "as you fuck your monster wife, you start gaining her traits" thing that KC talked about? He who fucks horses should see to it that he does not become a horse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705819
Sequel? What sequel?
You mean like that nonexistent Disey sequel crazy people keep thinking is a thing?
Honestly, I don't know what people are talking about sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705816
You don't sound bro enough to join anyway.

I'll see you in Panda club but you won't be getting high fives from me.

Sleep is an integral part of keeping up willpower after all, definitely a good club to be in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705494
I don't even like the undead but I enjoyed that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705813
I want to impregnate her. And your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705819
Didn't we already discussed this before?
Same artist, different elf. The skin color is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705826
I wish more of his stuff started getting scanned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705819
Can I get a link to the english version? Google and iqdb only give a nip one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705822
What's wrong with a little pre prayer during homework?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705834
>scanned

I meant translated, god I'm dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705836
If I want to do homework, I want to do my fucking homework, not get raped before so.

I'm not getting a shitty grade because of some monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705819
That old guy looks like he's seen some shit. I don't think he's a rapist.

That's not a "I'm going to wreck your pussy so hard that you'll forget all about your husband" expression, that's a "I knew that dark elves are open about their sexuality, but do we really have to take a family photo like this?" expression. She's probably his granddaughter.

Having a monster daughter-in-law must be troublesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705839
What if you were to get a good grade because of "some monster"
By some monster I mean the teacher?
You know...trading sexual favors.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705833
>dat denial
1. It's the direct continuation of the series.
2. She herself said she is the only half-dark elf because they are rare as fuck.
3. She wants to become mercenary as MC
4. Colored covers don't mean shit. Even big AAA manga sometimes have covers with different skin tones and other fuck ups. What do you expect from hentai?

>>12705841
Yeah, sure
http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/cot/pagekit/0000/00/05/000000059570/popup_007.html
http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/cot/pagekit/0000/00/05/000000059570/popup_010.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705850
>>dat denial
What do you expect? I liked that doujin, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705847
Depends on the monster.

I'd be willing to eat a fox woman out during her lesson for extra credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705850
Original has blue eyes browner skin.

Unless you have the page with the text you're referring to, it is still well within the bounds of plausible deniability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705860
Which monster girl would especially love heavy petting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705861
Check Toranoana's plot description

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705865
Canine girls, stuff like Wolfgirls and other such stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705867
>mercenary team
>team

One man does not make a team.

[Anonymous No.]

The club can't even handle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705872
Because she takes up the entire dance floor?

Really, though, Crabman's MGs have really big monster parts (like if you scaled them up to human-size). I guess it's more realistic, but it makes them too fucking huge to use a lot of the things people take for granted.

I like KC's more petite (relatively speaking) MGs, even if the scale of animal parts isn't as perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705868
We're talking HEAVY petting, though, anon.
You know, you sit her on your lap and stroke her breasts,
And at the same time play with her tight slit while kissing her passionately.
That kind of heavy petting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705877
Heavy petting for MGs is just sex with the condom on. Or anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705877
Oh, then probably a girl who likes to wear the pants in the relationship, like an Oni or something.

On the subject of monster girl teacherswould you bully an alp teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705883

>That spoiler

If by bully you mean fuck her in front of class, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705883
Honestly, I think it'd be a relationship in which she THINKS I'm bullying her, but I'm actually upset that I got an answer wrong on the test and want her to run it by me.
>"No, anon. Please, you shouldn't fuck me in my tight cunt while I'm in the middle of class! Nooo~!"
"Sensei, please..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705883
>That sppiler
Hooo boy, I'd bully one so hard I'd ace the class with blackmail alone
Fuck, I'm sounding sadistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705885
So long as you mock her for being an alp, then go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705871
First chapter is literally called one-man mercenary army

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705872
God DAMN I want to fuck a Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>want to read a nice story before going to bed
>get rused into reading two shitty paladin bad end stories in a row
can you niggers start tagging by category or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809
>Asian soap massages with Anubi
Still the bestest thing ever.

Should put it on my list of things to pay people to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7
'Nother Rusalka update in which the Ara Ara Wight becomes even more Ara Ara Could there be forbidden love in the not-so-near future?

Update Line starts at 1350

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705907
But anon, what can I do to make it up to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying any of you could resist an alraune

Why is nectar so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704886
He who walks the Path of Heaven, Rules Over All.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705915
I am diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704944
We need at least one picture of every MG in a Belly Dancing Outfit.

It should be like, a rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704962
Agreed anon.
Agreed whole-heartedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705915
They had to go ahead and give the personality of a toddler to the best design in the entire series. There's also the fact that she's growing on your wife's rotting corpse.

I have mixed feelings for that alraune.

Comet Meteor is the better loli anyway. She also has the best name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705603
>Childhood Tomboy Friend
Responsibility shall be taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705819
Pretty sure it's been out for a while.
Pretty sure I read it.
Pretty sure it's a different elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705919
I agree,but it needs more dangly things,and perhaps some gemstones.

Something like the Fortuna swimsuit for Lisa in Dead or Alive Xtreme 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705915
I need to play the fucking Vanadis games already.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if you had a Kuudere Jinko friend who only you knew how to send into unstoppable fits of laughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705914
A cute Suika story

[Anonymous No.]

Screencapped this from the last thread. Think I got all of it.

God I hope that anon decides to continue it sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anything happened with moneter musume?

Are we still on birdmom? Is there ANYTHING about fucking cerea's mom? Have raws even been released for birdmom? Do you guys even talk about monster musume anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705955
No, yes, yes, yes.

Apparently Hound posted some teaser raws last thread. I missed 'em, but Recap anon says there was such, and I believe him.

Birdmom raws were posted forever ago. Much bird-brain-ness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705952
Probably not enough replies to his last post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705960
>Apparently Hound posted some teaser raws last thread
Praise jeezus. Thank you based horsepussy god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705913
And how do you guys feel about a bit of war-times? Because I just pulled the sister shit outa my ass, but I'm kinda leaning towards wanting to eventually write about large-scale combat. Her being his sorta aunt gives him a good excuse for getting involved.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a break from jinkos, ushi-oni , onis and pharaoh for a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705983
So how about that Kesaran Pasaran, huh?

No but seriously, when was the last time you remembered that was a monster girl that exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705932
Where have you read it?
As far as I know it's not scanned. Do you have physical copy on your hands or something?
And it's the same elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705988
Just on SadPanda.
I remember reading it back and forth two or three times until I finally concluded, "Okay, yeah, thank god, not the same elf."

If it's not there any more, then it might've fallen victim to Jacob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705875

But Miia's snakebits are perfect for cuddling!

[Doink No.]

>>12705949
I would be delighted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705996
Nah, it's your denial wet dreams.
Fueta stuff is not deleted on sadpanda. Yet
Even if it was deleted, it would be on site that mirrors panda content or just easily found in the net.
It's not scanned, only 2 ch with blonde childhood friend is scanned

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing in a monstergirl based RPG
>Trapped in Wonderland
>Queen of Hearts decides the only way out is to fight in a tournament of her own designing
>First opponent is a Troll, reading up on her fighting style
>"Specialty: Paizuri"

[Danger]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705960
Links?

Because all I saw was three random 12 beast images.I really want to see the new chapter too.;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706013
Just a sort of chapter cover with a centaur in full plate armor with a jousting lance and shield (presumably, the Horse-Mama)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706040
My money's on a training Cerea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706006
Okay, figured out where I'd seen it before. Not on Exhentai, that was just my brain mixing shit up.

I was thinking of the previews on Toranoana.

And I still say, it's a different elf. Her breasts seem larger, she has pierced ears, and her eyes are a lighter color than the elf in the first one.

Now one could say the first two are simple changes that could be used to illustrate a time difference between v.1 and v.3, and the third simply a matter of scan quality. But, given this is Fue, I'll continue to cling to whatever subtle differences I can get until translated scans show up.

[Anonymous No.]

over 9000 years in paint

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706069
Allahu akbar!

[Seafoam No.]

>>12705567
>Seafoam's story made me diamonds
IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN. I really am going to have to come back and fix that one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Your teenage daughteru comes in the door wearing a collar.
What do you do as a responsible father?
Hardmode: No dicking the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706105
Fuck you.
I dick the daughteru whenever I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706105
>>12706108
This. Dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706105
>Hardmode
>No dicking
I see what you did there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706105

I tell her that I expect to meet her Master within the week. Otherwise I'm withholding her allowance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706105
>>12706113
Ask who gave it to her.

>>12706108
>>12706109
But anons, then you'd be perpetrating an NTR route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706118
More like penetrating, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706105
Dick her rotten until her "master" comes looking for her. He's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705494
You paint well over the horror, but this is still...out of Hell.

capcha: morbid citypew

Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706131
I know, right?

A zombie waifu?

The horror. The horror...

[Anonymous No.]

Yesterday there was a guy on /a/ who said Dwarves and Orcs can't be bros, that they'll kill you and rape your family. And that Elves can't be subjugated. Did I enter a parallel universe by accident?

[Anonymous No.]

Want a well written story with action and adventure?

TOO BAD! HAVE A MAID AND SHITTY GRAMMAR!

http://pastebin.com/g4TKqSxf

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, what if [spoilers]flight attendant kikimoras[/spoiler]?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706147
That works.

Also, Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706147
>fucked up spoiler
fuck it, it's 2am and the point stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706147
Jackie Brown type of flight attendant Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706144
>On /a/
Well there's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706154
But it wasn't like that when we were there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705124
>The taste of their soft and lewd body.

Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimoras on a plane.

I really do not think this is a good idea Anon.
Think about it
Oh it's sexy alright, and enticing, but.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706159
Panda is love

Panda is life

[Anonymous No.]

From the logs of a MGCPD officer

>11:09, Report of decapitated woman in a bachelor's apartment.
>11:16, Dullahan's lost head recovered from under the bed. Man told to hold back on drinking.
>14:03, Report of peeping tom at local civic pool center.
>15:15, Cheshire peeping tom caught, taken to precinct for questioning and fine.
>18:36, Report of a Manticore stalking in back alleyways downtown.
>19:07, Manticore's lost item found. Piece of paper with phone number in pen. Told to be more careful when flying.
>21:46, Received a noise complaint from 'bad side' apartment area.
>22:00, Need backup! At least thirty mouse girls attempting to rape officers! I repeat, need backup!

Such is life in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706160
It's a better idea than lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706147

> Not Clockcore Flight Attendants

Less pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706160
But? But what? I don't see how anything could go wrong.
>>12706163
>human boy cop
It was not meant to be. A man could never serve in the force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706163
>Attempting to rape

[Anonymous No.]

Question for you Anons.

Real Foxes have their 'breeding cycle' in mid January.

Would MGs also have these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706168
Maybe. People are in heat all the time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706168
We have were-cats going into estrus so.....probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706159
>Wants double the sex of a normal monster girl.
>Slow, tender, lewd and playful
>Hard, rough and bestial
>In equal amounts
>Every day.

Truly a fantastic girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706168
>Every mid-january while extra fluffy winter coat kitsunes get extra cuddly and clingy
>And lewd
>God forbid if it's during the full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706163
>no mention of mutilated monstergirls showing up
Just as planned.
Ave medicum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706165
Does /mgg consider the date-a-live girls MGs?

I didn't think they were

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706173
Go on anon. Save her from extinction.
>>12706178
/mgg/ is not one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706178
They aren't.
I'd still a kurumi, hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706175
Imagine a 10-16 day cycle where Fox women are like that.

Odds of a full moon during this: Very high!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706182
Ammy deliver us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706181
Tokha for me. then the twins.
Don't ask me why. ( I had to work on fansubbing that show)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705915
And thus, I curse myself for not being able to speak moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706145
Protip: post when more people are on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706178
I need to watch that one.

Even if it's getting between me and Accel World 2, I still want to watch it sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706183
She would hear you plea, and think you are thanking her and make the fox woman more motivated .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706195
T-thanks Ammy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706145
Cute. Funny. And has a Kikimora.

I give it two Kikimora skirts up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706192
Season 1 is well done, I can see it being done with MGs.
dont forget outbreak company. and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Couldn%27t_Become_a_Hero,_So_I_Reluctantly_Decided_to_Get_a_Job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706197
No, thank her when you realize your foxy lady is pregnant!
With quintuplets!
Get a really good vacuum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706201
>quintuplet foxes
Good End, and I'm a scaleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706201
Wonderbrush family set too.

Man I love that commercial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705192
Why is Yeti so perfect?
I wish there was more lewd of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706212
This is not yeti time.
This is fox time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706205
Why is this not tamamo in your pic?
Can tamamo even get pregnant with that body of hers?
Can I inseminate tamamo?
Would tamamo allow us to cuddle after sex?
Can we hold hands?

[Anonymous No.]

Which is softer, Panda girl or yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706216
TamaMILF could do all these things.
>>12706217
Science has yet to test this adequately. Wurmina Johnson has been unable to obtain viable data as of yet. Apparently, cuddling them at the same time melts down a man's brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706216
Tamamo-no-mae ascended.
She is now a spirit.
she died with 1 tail , so she was kind of annoyed at that.

if she chooses to
if she permits it
if she is cool with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706165
>date a live
More like date a slut

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

In panda's profile, when it says she'd fondle your "pole", does it mean with her breasts or something?
I hope she wouldn't use her paws at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706216
Dunno.
Have pic with another fluffy girl's offspring

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706215
Fuck foxes
Yetis are fluffier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706216
>>12706220
>>12706223
>>12706227


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamamo-no-Mae

Its not 100% correct but gives you an idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706178

Considering they've all been drawn AS MGs, yeah.

Clock = Manticore
Baka = Wurm
Shit = Kikimora
Twintailu = Baphomet
Not listed = ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706230
Yeti are smelly. They smell like yaks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706229
This picture gives my heart a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706230
Actually this guy did..
many times it seems
>>12706229

Yeti forcing , please Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, looks like Nyanon isn't doing CYOA tonight. He's usually on by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706241
Yer right I just noticed that.
No martial arts theater for us?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

So... Cereas mom a milf.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12706241
I'm here, but I'm only doing it nights I don't work to avoid annoying daytimers and attracting voter fraud.
I'll be doing it tomorrow night and thursday, don't know what days I'll be working next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706234
clock = dark elf
tohka = fox
little girl = shirohebi

forget who is shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706247
I should hope Ceras mom ins't a CC ,and is a milf

What else would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704947
I think my garden wurm is Welsh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706249
Wow, I summoned him. I have fucking magic powers! Ahem. Let me try something else this time.

"Damn, it looks like a pair of Kikimora in skimpy French maid uniforms aren't going to show up to my house.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706228
>Not wanting her to use her well-trained paws on your pole.

I'm not saying she wouldn't use her breasts too, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706229
Poor Lawrence
Now all his jew profits will go down fluffy drain

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706255

Janet shows up with a paddle and a long list of every single post that's gotten you banned. 10 paddles a post. Prepare your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706228
She uses her mouth mostly yknow. Blowjob queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706249
>Tomorrow Night and Thursday
Well fuck. I've got a Motley Crue concert one night, and work the next.

Well, hopefully I'll get on in time for more fun Martial Arts stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706255
Did it work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706259

Boob physics, how do they work?

We just don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706259
This is her? Most... buxom.
>>12706260
I could actually handle that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706256
There's nothing sexy about paws
Like yeah okay she would give some wonderfully comfy and fluffy hugs but I don't find those bits arousing enough to wanna get jerked off by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706263
>Looks out the window expectantly.

Darn, guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706259
>That Hairstyle
MAGNIFICENT.

I still like Papi Mom the best. Even if she is an air-headed slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706254
>garden wurm
There's a Wurm in your garden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706259
It is the Amazing uber-padded bra!
Guaranteed to get any mans attention.
Only ¤17,50 while supplies last..

Call now at.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706266
>Not finding your soft panda-girl waifu's paws arousing.
>Not wanting her to fondle your pole with them.

Check this pleb out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706272
>Check this pleb out.
I agree with him actually.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else notice the guy talking to himself about panda women?
Look at the time stamps.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12706264
Centaur chests are magic.

Something something duel.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dark elf goes to N.Korea
>Can see through all the bullshit
>Thinks it's utter paradise
>Gets more and more dark elves to appear there
>N.Korea becomes ruled by the dark elves
>Becomes S&M land
>The world becomes a better place
>?????
>Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706259

>doesn't look exactly like her daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706268
Is it those legs of hers?
That delicious skin color?
Her awesome outfit?
That tight bird butt?

[ ] All the above?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706279
Elf Korea is best Korea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706259
>another samefaced clone
Eh, at least her hairstyle is different. Already a huge improvement over Mia and Papi clones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706283
Speaking of which, is it bad if I find harpies' legs sexy? Including the bird parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706283
You forgot her long, elegant, contrastingly colored hair, but otherwise, yes.

>[x] All of the Above

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706288
Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706288
Nope not at all, means you are truly ready to embrace your future MG wife and enjoy those special parts that are truly unique to her.
Imagine the joy when she hears you actually like her legs and caress them often.

Be proud Anon. you are truly not specist .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706272
I know right.
Damn casuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706277
It Has to Be This Way.
>>12706279
S&M land would be awesome, I'd move there.

[Anonymous No.]

So, /mgt/, how many is too many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706300
Daughterus? Depends. If you get together with a Termite or Ant or Bee Girl, you better get used to not remembering all their names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706304
Just use numbers at that point, in a different language that yours
uno dos trees w/e 4 is in illegal speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706300
If you can't remember their names or all the things about them, you've got too many.

[Anonymous No.]

Peoples republic of dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706312
I guess one was too much for my father, then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706277
Her tits are so big they are in a different zip code.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706316
>What's all this then? A human boy, breaking curfew? My, oh my, you're in trouble now...
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706295
I'd kiss and lick a harpy's talons
I also kinda like the idea of them using their feet for stuff you'd normally do with your hands
Jingai Shunman 6 was pretty great in that regard
Obviously I also like everything else about harpies

[Anonymous No.]

If you date a dragon or lamia, would you count how many scales she has?
This would also give you general ideas where her reverse scale is as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706335
>counting scales
Nah, that seems a little... autistic. I'll find her reverse scale by accident, like nature intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706335
>>12706341
What he said, and you'd need to count them AGAIN each time they shed their skin since they'd grow more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706335
Polishing their scales seems more productive than counting.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't remember If I have posted this one before.

Have a delicious dark elf business woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706366
She's been around here lots of times. She's still lovely.
Would relieve her stress by spending the day under her desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706371
This artist does great dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people like centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706381
If you watch enough bestiality with mares you might understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706381
They're cute and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706381
I blame two things mostly.
First, Okayado. His old Centaur H-Strips were magnificent.

Second, and this is just me personally, pic-related is fuckin' adorable and ticks all my boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706387
>implying wanting to fuck a monster girl requires you to want to fuck the animal she's based off of

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706397
Just too bad about the horse part. Else she would be pretty cute.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Holy fuck that got weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706399
>The Joke
>Congrats, you got it!
At least I hope it was a joke...

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who thought Wurm was from German myth a first sight?
The name spells sort of German to me. Also it couldn't be helped given that I read that Dagura had a thick German accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706399
What I'm saying is the biggest appeal of centaurs to me is horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706403
>Not learning to love everything about your waifu.
When you really love something, even things that might be perceived as "Faults" become wonderful and attractive in your eyes.

She might not be your waifu, but she definitely is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706409
So you care about the horse part more than the girl part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706404
>smile status: not protected
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706410
>horse pussy
>wonderful and attractive
thank god for the human pussy retcon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706411
>>12706409
The point is to love the whole.

>"We are more than the sum of our parts."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706417
NAH NAH NAH, I'M NOT LISTENING!

I will put you and all your loathsome kind into camps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706411
When it comes to centaurs, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706421
Well, get the fuck out then. We don't want your kind here.
Loving everything about your monster girl waifu equally is fine, but this is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706410
Then what do yu find appealing about her horse half?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706428
I find everything about her appealing.
That's the point.
Learn to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>Thanksgiving next week
>still no picture of a large-breasted turkey harpy

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, it seems my latest story didn't get added into the blog...
Maybe it's a sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706417
>thank god for the human pussy retcon
I wonder which end babby come from.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12706412
The next page is worse.

I'm not sure if it's the last of the manga or not, but shit apparently took a turn for the fuck at some point I missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706424
Centaurs aren't even close to being my monster girl waifu, though. Rather they rank fairly low. But whenever I am interested in them, it's simply for their horse pussy. Otherwise I wouldn't give them a second glance. It's like a neat gimmick in a game you think, "Oh, this isn't too bad every once in a while. But only if it's every once in a while."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706435
Oh well, translations never, I can pretend Miss Monkey Trouble and Frosted Rapes just take turns mounting the MC forever.
...I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706436
Horse fucker pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706259
>Cerea with different hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706446
Not him, but let's calm down, now. Monster girls are monster girls, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706450
Yeah but this nigga just wants to fuck a horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706448
You expect Oya to come up with a new centaur design?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706452
I think he'd rather screw something else before a horse, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706446
Don't be so narrow-minded, anon. Stuff like animal pussies are normal for many monster girls. Don't limit yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Wolfpussy can't be beat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706366
I can't remember If I have posted this one before.

Have a glorious purging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706460
Then again, most monster girls seem to have it right before the monster part of their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706448
>These people wanting the moms to be radically different than their daughters

Seriously guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706460
I don't have a problem with monster girls with animal pussies
One of my favorite monster girls has one
I just don't like it when people ONLY care about the animal pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706464
She got better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706462
Wolf a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706474
Rough cuddlesex a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706485
>rough cuddlesex
Elaborate further.

[Anonymous No.]

mods are asleep, post Cool Beauties

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706468
Which monster girl, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706468
Oh.

Then what do you find appealing about centaurs? Not being an asshole, genuinely asking. Being able to ride on their back? I don't really know what their appeal is other than horse pussy and riding them. You can't do missionary with them, either. That's a big downer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706491
I like their height and being able to ride on their back.
It also saves on gas when I can ride my waifu to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706487
Wolf pussy can use their internal muscles to milk your hard, and they tend to nibble and nip in affection. No movement needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706497
That sounds neat, but I don't want to just sit there and let her do all the work.
What kind of husband would I be? Nothing more than a dead fish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706488
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706494
That almost sounds like you're saying you like them because you can ride them like an animal and save some gas money while you're at it. That's worse than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706501
But what if that's what she wants from you? You wouldn't want to satisfy her needs then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706501
That's kind of the point. It's just cuddle sex. Slow and sensual while she holds you in her arms with her bushy tail curled around both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706501
Well, wolfu loves them some rough, traditional sex too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706504
But I see her as much more than a mode of transportation and a service animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706488
>>12706502

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706489
Scyllei
>>12706491
Honestly I don't really think that's a question you can answer because unlike some other monster girl species centaurs have relatively few unifying common traits other than the horse body. I do consider the exotic pussy to be an appealing factor, I don't really find it attractive specifically but it's different enough to be interesting, and part of something beautiful as a whole. I do like the idea of riding on a centaur's back, but in general because centaurs don't really have a "gimmick", the thing I care about the most with centaurs are her personality and overall appearance. I find that if you simply reduce them to "muh horse pussy" there's just very little appeal left in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706519

That's clearly a foul. Shiragami wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706505
What if I want to violently ravish her from behind? Or ream her anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706525
You just can't handle mature women.
>>12706527
Then you talk to her about it, ask if it's okay. Relationships work like that. Communication is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706531
Of course they are.
I just wished my wolfu cared about my sexual fetishes as much as she cares about my taste in furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706464
I want to play Muramasa.
But even putting aside the lack of translation, and my lack of ability to read moon, the fact that the main gimmick for the action of the game causes shit like THIS to happen, frequently, leaves me hesitant to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706538
Can't be worse than heroines in Rance 9 being raped, mind broken, and turned into cum dumps when they lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706527
Oh, she'll ride you like a demon, forcing your cock to nearly turn her asshole inside out. But not all the time.

Sometimes she just wants to cuddlefuck you and let her pussy milk out all your dirty seed. For hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706541
You do know how Muramasa works, right? I don't know all the details, haven't played it, but my understanding is that in order to power her mech form, the MC has to sacrifice the "One he loves most" or something. So that leaves me thinking that you have to complete a girl's route, and then brutally kill her to advance the plot. And that scares me off of playing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706546
Uh-oh, somebody doesn't have a mind of steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706545
But maybe I want to be the one pleasuring her? Maybe I want to fuck her silly? Maybe I want to fill her up with my special protein shake? Maybe I want to be the one doing the work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706546
Feels like using the Ebony Blade in Skyrim, to be honest.

>>12706549
Mind of steel is best route, but Sparks Liner High was best ending IMO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706552
>Ebony Blade
I sacrificed that annoying Elf from the first village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706550
You can buck your hips up into her like the lewd boy you are.

But yes, sometimes she might be tired and just stick her ass in the air and tell you to go to town on whatever hole you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706556
I sacrificed numerous towns.
It wasn't as fun as making a werewolf and massacring everyone in the Jarl's palace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706559
>>12706556
Not sure that hacking off random strangers en-masse has quite the same impact as forming a loving bond with somebody before axing them...

[Anonymous No.]

I like Scyllas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706563
Hence why it's different. You still don't have a Mind of Steel though. Learn from the Kerry.
>>12706564
Everybody likes Scyllas. Even Charybdis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706557
>tired
She's never tired. One of these days I'm going to remind her that I'm more than a sentient fuckstick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706567
I love Scyllas. Especially their eyes.
And I don't think he is man enough to walk down the mind of steel path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705696
>reach around handjob
How would she do that? She doesn't even have normal hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706569
If she's not tired enough she isn't getting the exercise she needs! Canines are endurance animals, you need to run them down.
Or just let her hunt something down in the woods, that tends to calm them for a bit.
And you get cheapish meat to help on food bills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706573
Not many men are. Otherwise we'd have heroes crawling out the woodwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706573
But how do you keep a scylla from doing that which shall not be named?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706541
You mean if they get betaen but you win a particular battle and even then only if you choose to have a bad end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706240

>Yeti forcing

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706582
>playing Huntress with Wolfu
Nice.
>>12706584
Easy, don't let her become a pirate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706584
Actually tell her to stop, and possibly threaten to cut off any tentacle that goes near "there".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706593
>Threatening harm upon your waifu
You sir, are a worst.

>>12706584
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706583
We'd have real heroes that are capable of doing what is necessary to get the job done, and without having emotional power ups or shouting matches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706584
I don't think all Scyllae are prone to that kind of behavior, wouldn't you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706596
Putting a tentacle "there" would be grounds for a breakup for me
Waifu or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706584
Why would you want to stop her from putting a tentacle up your butt?

You could let her try it on you, or if something you've never tried really bothers you that much, just tell her you don't want her to do it. Simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706596
Sometimes you have to be harsh. Of course, it would backfire severely if it turns out she's a big masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706601
>Why would you want to stop her from putting a tentacle up your butt?
Why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706606
It feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706600
>>12706603
I will never understand why so many anons, literally, get so easily butt-hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706608
I really didn't want to hear that you enjoy things up you bum.
It's like mentioning how big a shit you just took while everyone else is enjoying dinner. Just don't do it, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706612
Butt stuff is fun anon, trust me. Would the patron deity of nachos lie to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706610
Egh, some people just don't like assplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706615
It's not fun for everyone, and is a subject most find very uncomfortable.
We're not telling you to not enjoy it, we're telling you to not bring it up and talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706612
>>12706616
It's fine if you don't like it anon, I can respect a difference of opinion.

But in turn, I'll not simply be quiet when others are talking about how those who partake in such a fetish are disgusting and should have limbs chopped off.

You don't shittalk my tastes, I won't shittalk yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706617
I get where you're coming from, but you can't do that. I never bring up this stuff first, but if it does get brought up, I'll not shut up just because you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706618
I can understand how you feel, but reacting to them isn't helping everyone's opinions of you guys.
Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and ignore the idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706584
I'm now imagining a Scylla in MGE sticking a tentacle in her husband's ass and him immediately turning into an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706612
You're not very good at making apt comparisons.

Not everyone is going to enjoy buttplay or pegging or what have you, but it's amusing how squeamish folks get - especially from those that say they'd have no problem fucking their waifu up the ass.

>>12706617
Vanilla threads are boring as fuck and foster an attitude that if a couple people bitch loud enough they can stifle any opinions that aren't theirs.

If a particular fetish is being discussed and you don't care for it, just ignore it or hide the post. Hiding the original will also hide all replies thanks to recursive hiding. It's quite nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706622
>Taking something up the butt instantly makes you gay.
And we have officially reached the point of absolute stupidity from which no genuine discussion of any sort can escape.

Everybody shut up, discard your opinions, and talk about Egyptian Girls instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706625
There's a big difference between a girl taking it in the butt and a guy taking it in the butt.
And this thread has rules. Those rules state no discussion of pegging, futa, borderline bestiality shit or other things that will spark shitstorms.
Stop complaining about people getting angry at you breaking the rules. It's to be expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706632
Let's talk about Anubutt's and putting it in their perky butts then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706633
As long as it's heterosexual, no, there really isn't much of a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706632
I'm not saying it makes you gay, I'm saying that in MGE only women get penetrated. It'd be kinda funny to imagine such things happening to uphold that "law".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706625
I really am bad at comparisons, to be honest.

>>12706632
I'm down with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706636
How would Anubutts respond to buttplugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706636
This.
This is an agreeable course of proper discussion which I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706642
I'd say they blush and stutter while looking at it.

>>12706644
Good god, what's wrong with her arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706648
Paws a shit.
We need more Anubutts with normal hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706642
>Amazing! It's like I'm sitting on my dickthrone, but I'm not!
She loves it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706633
More like your 'rules,' anon.

The difference between a girl taking it up a keester and a guy is that the guy is more likely to enjoy it due to the prostate.

It only sparks shitstorms because anons such as yourself can't let others discuss amongst themselves.

I find it absolutely amazing that folks associate buttplay with homosexuality.

>>12706648
There are a lot of things going wrong in that image. Legs, ass (or lack thereof), hips, crotch, how the torso is some kind of tube projection from the hip area, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706648
Bad proportioning, and a lack of noticeable elbows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706650
I like paws though, provided they're done properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706655
>>12706656
She fucking looks like the Rin of Anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC keeps talking about CGI something or other on Twitter

How I wish I read moonrunes, so I could understand what he's going on and on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706660
He's going on about the CGI dragon from the Fate anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706664
...why?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys... why do you always wind up bitching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706655
>More like your 'rules,' anon.
No, rules agreed upon by the majority of people here.
If you don't like it, leave. We're better off without people who condone that kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706668
Because. Contrary to what Mr. Majority says, that's the only actual rule here.

Things always degenerate to bitching at some point or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706669
You're not doing yourself many favors by acting as if you speak for the majority.

If you can't accept that people have differing opinions and fetishes, maybe it's you who needs to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706670
Well fluffy-eared Succubus dominatrix disapproves and is no longer in the mood. And by that I mean I'm not in the mood. The mood for writing. And I was really hoping to get some of that done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706668
It's human nature to hate others who think differently than themselves.
>I like Anal play.
>FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>I want to make love to my waifu
>Fuck your daughteru, faggot
>I want to be the Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706672
I don't think you understand that nobody wants you faggots here. Stop trying to take over the thread and making actually sensible people leave.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my dragon waifu to turn the heater off so I have to cuddle with her throughout the winter to keep warm.

We'd have blankets, hot chocolate, and play retro games together as I stayed close to her side to stay warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706676
Which writer are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Think of three things that aren't dicking the daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706681
Not telling, that would be attention whoring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706679
I wouldn't turn of your heater depending on where you are.
Just saying, you might end up killing your waifu from not producing enough heat yourself.
>>12706685
>attention whoring
How would it be that, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706678
You're getting very defensive, anon.

Does it really upset you that greatly that there are hetereosexual guys who want to have their waifus peg them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706688
>heterosexual
Making big assumptions there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706678
Maybe you should stop trying to take over the thread?
>>12706682
Playing hide and seek with the daughteru, building a Lego maze for a miniature Monster Girl, broing down with your Dwarfbro and Brorc.
>>12706687
>How
That was a hint anon. Which writefag is the one constantly attention whoring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706688
It upsets him enough to post about it.
I think there was a video involving two gay black men that actually fits this situation.

>>12706691
Alp?
Bob?
LDR?

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/3015148

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706691
>taking over
We are the majority to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706692
>three choices
One of them is correct, now let's see you figure it out.
>>12706694
>We
Then why are you alone against many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706693
>No "I don't want to, as it's not my thing" option
None of the other answers fit with my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706693
Why do her tentacles make me just as hard as her upper body?
They look so lewd and sexy for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706697
Alp.
You better get to writing before I tell the Dark Elf and P'Ork that you're hiding candy somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706697
Based on basic analysis, I'd say there are 3 or 4 guys arguing for anal play, or at least are neutral towards it, and only 2 at most whining about how it's the worst thing evar.

So, you're in the minority. Just because you have the ability to bitch louder, doesn't make you the majority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706690
Oh dear.

How can you possibly think that sexy time with a woman is a gay act?
What stretches of logic are you performing to arrive at that conclusion?

[Anonymous No.]

For fuck's sake, you didn't stop your bitching, did you? Y'all gonna get an open mouth kiss with this tongue down your throats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706703

bend over and find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706707
>3 or 4 against 2 at most
>you're in the minority
Anon, did you know that 3 and 4 are larger numbers than 2?
>>12706705
I'd love to anon, I really would, but the mood died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706693
>>12706702
I agree.
You might want to revise the poll a bit, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706712

You do it, I'm going to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706711
Then rekindle your mood.
It's what I do when I'm trying to write despite it being almost 0F, coming home after being worked halfway to death, and realizing that I had a heater after going through 3 months of super cold days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706710
P-pls no
I just get hot and bothered from how soft and smooth they look, their shape, imagining her wrapping them around me, her suction cups leaving kisses all over my body...
It turns me on just as much as her amazing body does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706693
Where is "purge that bitch" option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706710
I want to make a kraken blush when I hold her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706716
And how do I do that? Binge reading Sunstone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706711
>You're
Sorry about that, I'm tired, and I got the posting order confused as to whom exactly I was addressing on the side of the argument.

So just ignore the pronouns in that post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706715
Fine. But for future reference, if you're not gonna do it right, don't do it at all.
http://strawpoll.me/3015171

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706724
Have you gotten your paperback pre-ordered anon?

Just put my name down for a copy on Amazon a bit earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706728
Hell yes. But I don't know if this is going to get me in the mood for writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706724
I don't know, since it's different for each person.
Playing games, watching Leslie Nielsen movies, or reading impregnation doujins does it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705494
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/3015181

Relevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706710
>>12706721
I just want a Kraken to pull me into the depths of the ocean with her, and then we make out underwater while "Suteki Da Ne" plays in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706738
Why is there no middle option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706738
>>12706727
Strawpolls are kind of pointless when scripts exist that allow for multiple votes.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these polls
I remember Shitposter-kun made one of these once, about whether the threads should only be allowed on Saturday or just when there was a new EMG. That's the point we've come to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706745
I remember that.
I also remember a time when things were more accepted, and people didn't hate everything as much.
I miss 2010

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706741
>>12706738
Seriously, it's like these idiots don't even Megaten.
The best response I can give is,
>As long as it doesn't bring in the futa crowd, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706749
I don't have any problem with the futa crowd myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706749
What's wrong with futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706752
I'm fine and dandy until we start getting into gore and vore that goes beyond giving a fairy cunnlingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706755
Wan-wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706710
What would a Kraken tentacle in your butt actually feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706755
Everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706757
Well, she's probably too big for me. If she was more 'realistically' sized it'd be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706759
I'd bet on a very squishy butt-plug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706759
Smooth. The tentacle itself wouldn't be the problem though, it's the cups. You do NOT want hickies inside your rectum.
>>12706763
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706756
I actually have problems with somethings, but I keep my mouth shut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706764
>>12706765
I meant more like the actual sensations. I have no idea what butt stuff is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706770
>actual sensations
You know what taking a shit feels like don't you? Imagine the best dump you've ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706687
But Dragons are warmblooded. And since they're so big and can produce heat of their own. They probably wouldn't be too affected by the cold. But they'd probably still love cuddling close to their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706771
I always find taking a shit to be pretty uncomfortable so you're not doing a good job selling me on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706775
Ice Dragons would be a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706755
Its less about whats wrong with futa in itself, and more about the people who like it.
Remember when there was talk about "catbatter" this, and "kittycream" that at most mentions of Cheshire cats? It turned off a lot of people to Cheshires forever. Myself not included, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706778
If taking a shit feels bad to you (poor bastard), you're not going to enjoy things going in either. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Name something cuter than your Dragon Daughteru hatching feet first and wandering around still in her egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706771
Still a bad comparison dude.

>>12706778
I can't say I'd do a much better job. On some level, it does kind of feel like that, but only a little bit in all reality. If done right, properly, there's something...more, to it, but I can't really describe it.

Because first, I'm not very eloquent in the first place, and second I'm dirt tired anyway, so I'mma go to sleep now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706770
It's difficult to describe. It fills you and stretches you and it's very pleasant. The anus has a ton of nerve endings and blood flow so that area tends to feel good when touched and stretched.
Then guys have the advantage of a prostate which can be felt about 3" inside the ass towards the penis. Some strong pressure there feels absolutely divine.

Now, actual 'fucking' motions like in and out will usually give you a 'burning' type sensation if the object is too big for you and/or you're not using enough lube. However, it gives the most stimulation to your butthole and with a bit of practice can be incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706782
So that's what that one Digimon was all along...
>>12706783
>bad comparison
But that's how I figured out I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706782
Dragon daughteru sneezing fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706782
My Dragon Daughteru sitting on my shoulders and play-growling at everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706781
My ass is just kind of abnormally tight, can't really stretch very well at all
There are some weird lumps on my anus, might have something to do with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706806
>weird lumps
Consult physician. Ass cancer is not fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706782
Your young 6 year old harpy daughteru being afraid of heights and clinging to your chest when you take her to the top of a nearby cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Monster Kindergarten time.
It's the Crybaby Wyvern's birthday.
Do you buy her a present with your own pocket change?
Or do you and Ophy pool your money together and one-up the Pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706813
I would wear a falconer glove and have her stand on my arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706814
I team up with Dark Elf and P'Orc Crybaby Wyvern deserves more than my money can buy, and those two know what kind of things don't break easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706813
>Harpy is clinging to her father for dear life
>"Sally, you're six years old already."
>"N-No! IT'S TOO SCARY!"
>10 years later
>"Sally, you're sexteen for fuck's sake."
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706822
But then again, not every Harpy has to follow the example of Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706814
Buy her that Dragon Red figure she's been wanting from that one TV show.
You know, "Monster Sentai Draconger".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706821
...I'm sure they do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706809
I don't think it's ass cancer, I've had these for over 10 years now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706824
Seagulls can just pull out their wings and sit there in the air.
What makes those fucks think they're so special? Hoverin', looking like assholes, stealin' people's hot dogs...
Fuck those seagals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706825
>"Here you go, Cw! I got you the red one!"
>"B-but blue is my favorite..."
>She cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706826
Yes. They experimented with it extensively using my toys. I didn't cry because it was for science and I got smooches afterwards. They used lipstick. I was not allowed to wash my face until I went home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706831
They probably made you wear girl's panties and a wig too, I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706828
Sounds like you have/had hemorrhoids or an anal fissue. Could also just be benign tumors or cysts.

But seriously, just because you've had them forever and they haven't done anything to you doesn't mean you shouldn't see a doctor about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706830
Anon, she wouldn't be that ungrateful, would she?
If anything, she'd be crying tears of joy for getting her a figure from her favorite show in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706822
>you're sexteen
heh dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706833
>wig
What do I need a wig for? They made me grow my hair out. It's like you never got bullied by sadistic derederes when you were young...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706836
Only her boyfriend can dick my daughteru.
Even then, he must fill out a form with bureaucratic precision before he gets my permission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706835
She would still be happy she got a present, and there will be tars of joy.

>>12706836
Typos can be a bitch, and funny at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706834
I dunno, I've never bled while shitting or anything
I do have problems with incomplete bowel movements and anal leakage though but talking to a doctor about ass problems is so embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706841
>taking care of my health is embarrassing
Suffer in silence then. And die with your dignity intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706841
Anon, s/he is an ass doctor. Do you really think they'll care about a few lumps?

Think of all the shit they've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706837
I never have. Most I ever did with girls then was:
>"Hey, wanna have a rock throwing war between the boys and girls?"
>"You're on!"
>Cue numerous kids crying and bleeding after 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706841
Doctor's not gonna laugh at you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706844
We're talking Monster Girl Kindergarten here, not real life.
Though my 5 years older than me step-sister did make me wear my mom's nightgown sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706843
They've most likely dealt with removal of shit covered rats and gerbils, so anal lumps would probably be nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706842
I wish it was something that would kill me
I've been looking for an excuse to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706851
Watch that edge man, you might cut yourself with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706848
My older sister made me wear her clothing and still has pictures of it. I still hate her to this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706851
You cray.

>>12706848
That is slightly less cray, and mildly arousing.

>>12706849
That shit cray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706855
>mildly arousing
Too bad it was when I was too young for that. And I can't do it anymore because I'm lumberjack tier. Must obtain stronk waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Ghoul who, in an effort to restrict the frequency of which she licks you and nibbles on your body, developed a habit of lip-biting and finger-nibbling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706697
He's not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706861
I guess so, but I'd rather she had at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706861
Why you posted it with pic of elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705021
No bully!

Only love~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706853
>>12706855
Is finding no joy in life that uncommon?

[Anonymous No.]

Bestiality and fagottry wholesale.

Remember this the next time you even think of typing "bitch kun."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706868
Whatever the answer, I want to think that Elf gets assaulted by a Ghoul and licked and nibbled all over.
>>12706869
Bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706871
>bestiality
Where? There was ons horsefucker and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706868
They do look similar, don't they?
Sans the blood and lack of clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706878
Holy hell, Ghouls are just Feral Dark Elves. Or should it be Dire Dark Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

You're on an adventure with you monster waifu.
Do you go to the Exciting Fort?
Do you traverse the Haunted Swap?
Do you burn down the Hornet Infested Forest?
Do you wander through the Misty Mountains?
Do you walk in circles through the Desert, and grind you levels to the max?
Or do you retire and become a family man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706873
Well, that particular elf from that pic got assaulted and penetrated by this guy. >>12706464
Close enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706871
What exactly does Bitch-kun have to do with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706873
I want to date a cyclops and bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706881
Haunted Swamp. Why? I think it's the most romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706885
Your waifu is killed by the Church's elite team of Swamp Ninjas while you are captured and publicly executed.

Game Over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706888
>Swamp Ninjas
First of all, there's no such thing. Secondly, the Church wouldn't employ any kind of Ninjas because they're filthy pagans. Game continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706875


>>12706381
>>12706409
>>12706411
>>12706421
>>12706410
>>12706417
>>12706420
>>12706436
>>12706450
>>12706460

Both the horsefuckers and the faggots who can't stop telling everyone "don't knock it till you try it" say the same shit everytime. Don be narrwminded, be more inclusive, more accepting.

Seriously, if I could kill these people with th push of a button or something, I would.

>inb4 edge

It's not edge if it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706814
I meet the Ryu and we go together to buy something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706890
>No such thing
Says who? Some Paladin who lost his job to a super skinny foreigner who can't even speak the same language as him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706897
Watch that edge man, you'll cut yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706897
No, it's still edge if it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706883
He tells faggots off on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706897
>Expressing a want to murder people who like centaurs
>Not excessive guro, or forcing NTR, or monsterboys
>Centaurs
>"It's not edge"

You say that, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706905
>tells faggots off
No he doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706897
Then what do you deem acceptable to post in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706902
>>12706903

So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706909
>So?
You're still edgy, as well as quite annoying. I can tell which post is yours from how you talk and how you complain about the same things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706897
You should concentrate that desire to kill in faggots who want things on their asses.

At least centaurs are monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706906
Not centaurs, actual horse pussy. Guro is not posted here anyway, and if you're talking ore in a story due to battle or something, maybe stop being a pussy? And by the way, horse dick, don't you know NTR and monsterboy faggots go hand in hand?

>>12706907
I don't get what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706914
Bitch-kun doesn't actually tell anybody off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706903
No, edge comes from kids who act tough or in a self aggrandizing manner because reasons. I mean every word I said, not to shock, not for attention, but because these people need to get with the program or get the fuck out of here. And those humoring them, should stop and think about what they're facilitating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706914
So you're mad not at people who like centaurs, but at people who just want horse pussy?
At the end of the day, isn't it kind of the same thing? And is it really such a problem as long as discussion is simply just, you know, centaurs?
>inb4 muh /mlp/
Because nobody here discusses that kind of culture, so that is an irrelevant point. We may be here, but we still have standards. And I think centaurfags more than anybody want to be distinguished completely from that kind of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706922
Yeah, you're an edgy little bitch. We are no longer amused by your antics. Yes, into the Khepri pit with you!
Wahahaha~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706922
>kids
Adults can act edgy too. And overusing "faggot" and other words makes you pretty edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706928
I want to worship her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706922
I think you're the one who doesn't belong here and should get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706914
Also,
>maybe stop being a pussy
B-But I love battles in stories...
>by the way, horse dick
While I appreciate the implied compliment, your unwarranted want for centaurfags to leave is no excuse for rudeness, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706931
You may do so! File down her nails while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706908
Not fucking animals and being a huge faggot trying to get everyone to take stuff up the ass. Let's start there.

>>12706910
You make it sound like I were trying to hide. Quite the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706931
You must worship her ass first, and if she is pleased you may worship her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706931
Congratulations, you're part of the problem, furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the hell was some of talk about Monster Girl Kindergarten suddenly deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706941
>furfag
Okay, that's it. Get out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706942
Collateral damage. It happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706942
It wasn't related to /jp/, apparently.
Then again a good part of what was removed was related to being dressed up as a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706939
So what constitutes as "fucking animals"? Am I allowed to like lamias with snake pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706941

Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706936
I was talking about that centaur ntr doujin where the guy kills himself at the end. Monsterboys and NTR go hand in hand because of muh dick, and it brings out the homolust as well.

>>12706935
So I should leave and the buttcrammers and bestialityfags should stay? Fuck you, I don't know what has happened to make faggots so vocal sincethe move, but I'm not going anywhere, if anyone should leave it's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706945
But it has been previously established that Dark Elf and P'Orc make Jimmy do that! Or was that just not accepted into Kindergarten Canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706951
Maybe Janet hates Jimmy, Dark Elf, and P'Ork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706943
No, you get out.
If someone saw an Anubis with such a bountiful chest and yet the first thing they focus on is her fucking paws, what could they possibly be if not a furfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706959
I dunno, a person who likes the feel of paw pads, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706946
You mean cloaca? I won't flame you for it, and if you stop an dread my posts, you'd know I'm not flaming centaurfags either. It's the people who are trying to use those to push bestiality in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706949
>Shit up the thread worse than anyone else
>"Everyone else is the problem, not me!"

Yeah I think I'm done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706957
That would make me sad. And it would make me want to add some woolly socks to the self-knit sweater she should be getting for Christmas as an apology for ever liking things she doesn't like.
>>12706959
Worshiping her feet (which happen to be paws) is a sign of submission. Worshiping her boobs wouldn't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706957
Or perhaps she is wondering why someone would dress as a girl for monster girls attracted to men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706964
Nobody's pushing bestiality, though.
Remember those gifs of a guy doing a snake, or an alligator, or a dolphin? We didn't tell him to fuck off simply because we're on a blue board, I'll tell you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706796
That's quite dangerous actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706971
Not if it's magic fire that's not hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706959

Do you even know what the appeal of monstergirls is? If you're going to completely ignore and neglect what makes a monstergirl a MONSTERgirl, might aswell just get a human waifu, might aswell just leave. I can tell you're not from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706975
Because mamono mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706967
Yes, you are the fucking problem. I don't know if it's some residual faggotry from all the "little girl" talk on /a/, but we're here for monstergirls, glorious heterosex marter race, not all the faggotry you people are pushing.

The only reason we haven't see yaoi yet is because anything to do with monsterboys gets slapped down quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706968
But her cute fluffy paws make my penis twitch
I guess it does make me a furfag but I don't really care

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706982
You're a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like your waifu wearing panties or going commando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706970
One thread anon, we were amused and let the guy have his say. These guys are always here trying to cram the thread full of /d/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706978
>Do you even know what the appeal of monstergirls is?
Yes, and it sure fucking isn't sexualizing animal features
The point of monster girls was eventually forgotten as faggots like KC or Okayado pushed their waifu shit because "wah monster girls being bad is too grim :("

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706982
Got a problem with yaoi, Daddy-O?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706989
I actually haven't seen any evidence of that going on. Are you delusional?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706993
Goddamn the anatomy on that is so fucked. Please stop posting that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706993
Alp isn't yaoi, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706996
Not until we get more Alp art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706986
It's the truth, look at fujoshit kun, he expressly said he hates these threads because they're a "het circlejerk" so call me a retard all you like, I speak the truth. The day us "bitches" finally leave, if it comes to that, enjoy the torrent of faggotry that will come flooding into the threads, but maybe that's what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706997
Phase 1 can be... though I guess they can't be that exclusively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707000
We'll get by, and probably enjoy things with people like you gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707001
As soon as they realize they want the cock they turn into girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707004
Stop replying, you're encouraging him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706993
Hi fujoshit kun.

>>12706994
Are you blind? Futa, MB's pegging, sounding and the rest. Lats thread there was one guy asking for a fairy vore and guro story. One gut was trying to justify shit eating due to akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707001
Stage 1 isn't even an Alp, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707004
Well that day is not today, so fuck off with your gay shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707008
>fujoshit kun
Okay, you're just making up bogeymen, aren't you? That's very ironic... Bitch-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707007
I should, and will.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs a purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707013
Nothing gay has been discussed.
You should probably see a counselor if you think heterosexual sex is 'gay.'

[Anonymous No.]

>harmless discussion about Monster Girl Kindergarten and crossdressing is deleted
>Bitch-kun is allowed to shit up the thread as much as he wants
Okay... see you guys next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707016
>That tail placement and thickness
Worse than Hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707019
But Monster Kindergarten is still there, though. Just a few posts got deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707018
>male sodomy is not gay

Fuck you

>>12707014
You're either new, in which case fuck off, or you're being deliberately obtuse, which is making you look like an idiot. Fujoshit kun is quite real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707029
Anal play isn't gay if it's with a woman, anon.

I wonder about what happened during your upbringing to make this happen. Christian family? American?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707020
What, should the tail be lower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707036
It's gay, you can say that it's not, but any man that hasn't been brainwashed will agree, taking stuff up your ass for pleasure Is gay. Stop forcing your fucking fetish here. Go to /d/, /y/ or /lgbt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707043
You must've been deeply traumatized at some point. I almost feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707036

Being a male who likes getting stuff shoved his ass is a widely hated fetish here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707037
Feel your ass for your tailbone

Where her tail is it would be sprouting at a 90 degree angle from her coccyx. Almost like she has two tails. It's anatomically retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707045
I don't need your sympathy, I need you to shut the fuck about your desire to be penetrated of get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys really need to calm down. Seriously, Janet's going to be back at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707054
I think you should take leave, anon. Find some place quiet and relax. You're clearly getting very agitated that people dare to like things you do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707058
Don't care, you always say the same shit, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707063
You first, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a footjob from a dragon girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707019
DICK THE SLEEPYMOUSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707065
That would be pretty painful, due to their large claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707064
It's not me people are telling to leave everytime I talk about my fetishes, you get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707068
I'm sure she'd be skilled enough to not poke/scratch me with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706942
>>12706945
>>12706957
Blogging about your crossdressing adventures isn't on topic.

>>12707019
>bitch-kun boogeyman
You're new to this whole anonymous poster thing, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707072
Better have her practice on something first. Better safe than sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you say you love your waifu if you won't even let her deep-tongue your asshole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707074
>blogging
Because people talking about themselves is always blogging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707077
What could she even use to practice such a thing? Just have her jerk off a dildo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707083
That is horrifyingly long. Could she fit it all up in my butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707089
Maybe, or maybe a carrot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707083

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707083
I just can, really. She doesn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember what the thread is about, men and women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707099

>Akaname
>Literally gets off on licking every single part of your body
>Implying she wouldn't mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707092
I think I'd just let her "step" on my dick and have her rub and massage it with her sole. Least chance of contact with her claws that way, and with some dragon girls like the MGE ones whose feet are pretty huge, there aren't too many other options anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707113
Stepping would be your best bet. Good luck, and hope she doesn't slip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707072
>anon loves and trusts his waifu
>shares that he wants to do something "different" in bed
>he tells her his wish and they get ready for sexy times
>It starts of well, they're both enjoying themselves
>she' really feeling it, and can't contain a shudder of excitement, making her leg brusquely twitch and her toes to clench as her eyes roll into the back of her head
>suddenly, a scream of pain from anon snaps her back to reality
>she has severed half his manhood
>she takes him in her arms and flies to the nearest hospital, crying all the way
>she screams for help and anon is rushed to the operating room
>two hours later the doctors come get her
>they tell her they couldn't save the penis, the damage was too severe
>she is led to anon's room, and there, she sees the freshly made alp
>without his penis intact, anon's spirit energy production was halted, and was quickly taken over by his dragonfu's demonic energy
>guess she'll be teaching her former husband hot to take a cock in the near future
>tries not to cry
>cries a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707111
I don't think that included the inside. KC is so vanilla when it comes to sex he probably never even imagined that someone might possibly want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707111
See, but the thing is, you mistakenly implied that Akaname is my waifu.
Akaname is not my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707083
Just couldn't resist stoking the flames, could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707116
I'd cry too if I was in her shoes.
Wait, do Dragons even wear shoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707083
>>12707091
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707126
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707068
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707132
Get out ass clown.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm off to bed. Hopefully things will improve tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707139
Get out ass clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707126
>>12707132
>>12707139
>>12707144
My god, this is so confusing.
I can't tell which is which.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707144
Anyone who wants to cram stuff up their ass is a raging homo and should kill themselves painfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707119
>KC
>vanilla
>most of his monster girls are into all kinds of non vanilla sex
>setting that includes all kinds of substances to enhance sex and cater to various kinks
>setting that caters to fetishes like furry and bestiality (animal on girl)
>the man who designed Alice the lamia-shaped sexual swiss army knife with sexual organs everywhere on her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707155
>>12707144
Hey, you two, get this.
I'm fapping to my waifu right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707158
KC's girls are the most vanilla, you're thinking setouchi and delphinus for freaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707116
>monster
>crying and caring about dickless guy
She will just abandon him without giving a fuck and will find another "husband"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707163
>fapping to his waifu

Disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707166
Why do you hate monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707165
Alice is not vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706944
That Caterpillar in the Harpy's mouth is probably someone's daughteru, waiting to mature into a beautiful butterfly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707168
I dunno, it's better than what else is going on in this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707169
Because it's the truth.
Without dick he can't release energy and will be useless for mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707171
See, this is the kind of that thing that happens early in the morning. THAT is the Early Bird. She is the reason your Wurmtheru won't come out from under the covers until the sun is high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707166
That might be difficult, with her being imprinted with his spirit energy an all. I imagine she'll stay until the alp finds a husband, and maybe join the relationship. I'd pay to see the guy's face once he learns how the dragon accidentally made her former husband an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707176
>Dragon, Alp and human threeway
This has been my fantasy since forever ago.

[Anonymous No.]

How could you, a human, train your seagull harpy daughter to hover in the seabreeze, completely motionless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707170
Maybe not, but she's still no lamiaroid/Beelzebub/gel tank angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707181
Why are her feet so huge
That just looks silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707181
I read Jonathan Livingston Seagull to her several times and she will get the drive to learn herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707181
>dat gap

Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707186
All the better to jerk you off with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707186
I thought the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707189
Her thighs and ass are non-existent.

I'm not sure why people like anorexic-looking girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707176
That's even worse.
She won't even let him day with dignity and force him into becoming a literal cocksucking cumdumpster fagot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707190
Did you not see what just happened to anon with his dragonfu!? Why do you hate you dick? Why are you so reckless? Seagull girls are acatterbrained as fuck, you really think she can handle such a delicate task? With those fuckhuge feet? You're insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707196
mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707194
He said, while posting a girl whose ribs stick out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707202
Mamono mana from a dragon couldn't fix anons dick, the fuck makes you think a seagull girl's can?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! Your Thunderbird daughteru has been molting for some time now, much longer than a Harpy should. She's leaving electrically charged feathers everywhere, and more importantly, you suspect she might be sick.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707206
>>12707202
Maybe the Lich Doctor can help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707207
Tell her to stick a fork in the outlet and see if that charges her back up.
>>12707210
>Lich Doctor
No anon, she's worse than Fran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707195
Biology will do that, she's just there to support her.

>>12707179
Odd combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707175
>"Sweetie I had a talk with her parents, she promised not to eat you."
>"NO!"
>"If you keep going late to school you're going to be held back a year."
>"I don't care."
>"The harpy will be there because Harpies are known for being held back for every school year."
>"!"
>She goes to school covered in makeshift 'armor'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707214
I would rather kill her and join the paladins than become a fagot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707194
>Those visible ribs
This is why I like some softness on my girls, hate seeing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707212
She's sick from an illness, not from a lack of electricity in her system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707214
>Odd combination
You think so? I think it's just perfect.
>>12707225
Shock treatments anon.
>>12707219
>Wurm wearing armor
>anything she could possibly wear is less indestructible than her
Please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707219
>wurm slithering up to school with cardboard armor and helmet with the word "Gundam" scrawled in crayon on the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707203
Yeah, I was giving an example. It's horrifying.

Wolfus need some meat on their bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707207
Take her out to the dessert where she can let loose and discharge electricity as much as she wants. Maybe take her to a doctor first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707223
If you're an alp, you don't really have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707233
>Booty had me
>those breasts
>that sweat

Why are wolves so lewd!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707258
Bitches in heat anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707251
There are 3 phases of alpinization. On first 2 you can freely control yourself. You have more than enough time to kill her and kill as much other monsterscum as possible.
In the end you can suicide bomb some monster school with max amount of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707262
>>>/mgu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707262
Edgefag, shove some of that edge up your urethra and bleed to death, won't ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707262
By the Fallen God anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707262
Shouldn't that be alpification?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707266
Please don't associate edgelords with sounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707275
Sorry Loli-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come to /mgg/
>Post about how much you hate monstergirls and want to kill them
For what purpose?

>>12707258
All MGs are lewd. Just wolfus tend to be a little lewder as they're more honest with their instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707266
It's not edgy if it's justified.
And getting your dick shredded to piece AND being forced into becoming cumdumpster is more than enough reasons for glorious remove monsterscum crusade.
Or you call people who fight terrorists edgy too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706259
All of my yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707018
pegging
Heterosexual

I dub thee delusion kun.

No nipples, no sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707289
We're done talking about that already, stop bringing it up dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707279
I forgive you. Just don't do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707275
Please don't shove your depraved dick treatment on the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707282
Wolf girls would be annoying a fuck to have as a neighbor, fucking making noise at the dead of night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707292
I have my reason for doing it. And we are never done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707282
Everyone needs something to hate.

>yuri

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707289
>All those Sharl
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707299
This
It will keep happening until you faggots stop this >being fucked in the ass is totally not gay xD bullisht

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707299
>>12707308
Ya'll repressed folks haven't even given a reason as to why it's 'gay.'

But I suspect the only logic you can come up with is it's something gay guys do. To that extent, did you know having sex at all or masturbating is also gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707315
Anon, stop engaging them. We need to just talk about nice things. Like headpats and ruffling hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707315
You aren't going to convince anyone with you magical "not gay logic"

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that rape is a horrible act of violence that demoralizes its victim and leaves deep emotional scars. If you truly love your human partner you will never rape him.

Consent! Try it! You might like it.™

This message brought to you by the Monster Girl Sexual Reform Party. For more information download the free and informative documentary, 'The Revolution of Consent: Radicalizing the Culture of Human-Monster Relations', from our website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707320
I know I should follow my own advice and not engage people like you, but...
You are a horrible human being and I hope you stub your toe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707315
>being penetrated by plastic dick or equivalent like tentacle
>wanting a replica of male organ in your ass
>not gay
Yeah, sure, alp-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707315
>reason

it's a man being penetrated, there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707325
>>12707323

>But I suspect the only logic you can come up with is it's something gay guys do.

Try again, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707321
>anti rape ad
>posts an inari

Really dude? Holy shit I'm laughing. Maybe a Dhamphir and an Angel, because, ew horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707321
>consent
What quaint kinks some monsters develop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707321
I can get behind that.
Now, how can I get my wife to read the pamphlets I plan to bring home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707326
We just told why. fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707332
Leave them in the newspaper bundle, or just put them around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707321

What other Monstergirls in the Encyclopedia don't rape anyone? I wanted to say Troll, but if she's out during the day she goes insane with lust or something.

Yeti, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707329

It says right in the Inari encyclopedia entry that they're very well-behaved and pretty much never rape people.

They're just very good at seduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707335
You're too cute. It's like a child stamping his feet and shouting 'No you're wrong!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707340
Nah, Yeti's seem like the kind of girl to put out a cuddle ad that implies cuddle rape.

>"Remember ladies, always give your husband cuddles!"
>"Even if he doesn't want them"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707321
But many monster customs are built on rape! Are you saying they should abandon their heritage because of hurt feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707315
>Oh this imitation penis in my ass feels so fucking good
>Unf it's so fucking straight
>I love this big thick straight toy dick in my butt
>So straight as this big strong woman forces my head into a pillow and just reams my ass while I can't see a thing
>This new toy rubber feels so lifelike and hot, so fucking straight and good
>Throbbing like a real straight dick
Pulsing as it cums inside
Take head off pillow
It was just some dude all along
Monstergirl left as soon as she found out you were such a fan of toy penis in your ass

If anybody takes this as more than satire, you need to learn to take a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707326
Are you fucking retarded?
Yes, if you do something fagots do, you are a faggot.
Or you mean I can run around killing people but when someone will catch and call me murderer I could say "Nah uh, the fact that I murder people doesn't make me murderer!" and they would say "Oh, it's totally reasonable and logical, you may be free"

Just stop being in denial and come out of closet already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707342
>they look very well behaved on the surface level. But their level of sexual desire is no different from that of the youko. They are extremely lustful. For the most part they don’t assault their husbands if they are not in the mood. However, they are excellent in seduction and putting them in the mood, and this often leads them to getting their way.

Baby it's cold outside.

>A man infused with her power is robbed of his reason and consumed by lust, so it usually results in intercourse with her right on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

So, holstauri(?) aren't exactly my area of expertise, but have you guys read these?

http://exhentai.org/g/166126/99e113c290/

http://exhentai.org/g/460230/dba2af51df/

They're pretty great. Had them in my favorites forever but I haven't seen them mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707349
>if you do something fagots do, you are a faggot
Hitler liked dogs, therefore if you like dogs, you're Hitler.
That's what you just said. I don't want this argument here, but at least argue like someone who isn't retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707348
Wait when did they switch? Was there a guy hiding under the bed all along waiting for his chance? Did he lay hidden when his gaydar picked me up?

>>12707349
>Yes, if you do something fagots do, you are a faggot.

Gay people also like to masturbate. Don't masturbate! You're gay if you do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707343
You're a piece of shit. Forcing your unwanted bullshit in here and getting defensive and dismissive when called out. Die of aids already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707349
You're retarded. You eat food, fags eat food, you're a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707321

Hey, here's a better idea. Fuck everything you just said.

Also, gonna rape your husbando when you're not looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707349
not even in this argument, but goddamn this is one of the worst reasoning fails I've seen in a while. congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707361
Ushi-Oni would be a great candidate to cosplay as that one spider-mech that's in every sci-fi anime ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707321

Friendly reminder that it doesn't count as rape as long as he orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707321
>men
>rights

I think you need a healthy dose of conservatism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707361
I want an Ushi-Oni to give me a Valentine's Day card that says
>I Choo-choo-choose you!
Because she's a rapetrain, get it?

[Anonymous No.]

itty bitty kitty booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707321
I once had a Kunoichi blindfold me and then give me a reacharound. I mean, I liked it, but it was kinda out of nowhere.
Does that classify as rape, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707378
There's nothing itty bitty about that kitty booty. I also can't tap dat, because that would be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707381
No, you're just a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707381
You were just helping her practice her ninja skills, not rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707378
.less twins double team please, or Trisha with her wedding ring collar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707391
>Trisha with her wedding ring collar
This please.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to always hug your Yeti at least three times a day or she will die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707411
>that fluff
>ALL that fluff
Must. Bury. Face. In.

[Anonymous No.]

Do childhood friends have dibs on their human boy of preference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707382
Don't joke anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707415
Not unless they rape them, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707382
Took me a minute to figure out what you were getting at. Put a grin on my face.

For all the hate less and laska get, he does draw her with a nice butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707411

No need to remind me, boss. She's getting as many hugs as she wants from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707415
It'd be a first for childhood friends everywhere, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707422

Sometimes I wonder why she's butt naked in some pictures, completely out of context, like in the one you just posted. I'd assume it was intented to be some kind of fap fuel, but that'd be kind of weird since anondad is in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707430
She's a Cat Girl, she's gorgeous and she knows it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707430
Who knows. Might have to do with her sleeping in the nude or something. Then getting a midnight snack.

http://i.imgur.com/iGvUXnn.jpg

Tight cat twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707414
Yeti cuddles must be the most comfortable thing in the world.
Would her fluff feel good on your penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707442
I could say yes, but then Bitch-kun would call me a furfag, so I'll just say... yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707414
>>12707411
>>12707442

Silky soft, warm yeti pubes.

Not all over the place, but still dense. Just a big, fluffy mound, like a triangular powder puff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707470
That must stink like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707470
>fucking yeti's thighs
>her soft pubes tickle your glans with each thrust
oh jesus christ my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707351
>M1 Abrams
I would ride that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707442
Would you be the big spoon or the little spoon with a yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

Posted this last night. Posting link again since there are more people about.

http://pastebin.com/g4TKqSxf

Its got a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707465
You assume a lot of things furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707514
The answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707518
I assumed them correctly. Don't you want to try what it's like to be happy? To feel things beyond bitter hatred?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707518
Why do you just complain about everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707523
It's his nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707520
>>12707523
I've never complained about pawjobs or whatever, that's someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707540
Bitch-kun is legion, remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's your waifu's favorite book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707545
The Kama Sutra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707562
Not much of a bookwurm that girl of yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707545
Probably a book of tribal mythology extolling the heroic deeds of her race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707562

Every monstergirl has that thing memorized. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't anon. Thanks for sharing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707515
John had it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707589
John just wanted to clean floors and bump into furniture.

Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707515
That was a fun read.
>>12707601
John was a homewrecker trying to ruin the happy life of a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707601
>bump into furniture
Sure, it starts with bumping into furniture, then it will have the gall to bump into the diligent maids trying to fix it's mess, eventually it might even bump into the master of the house.

[Anonymous No.]

Aroo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706279
Anon, this is a terrible idea!

They'd get their rocks off to sanctions and squeal for higher international tensions! They have a nuke too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707622
So either the Roomba was going to NTR the maid or murder the Master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707624
Then you better behave yourself and lick the boots of their ambassadors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707623
Kiss and tenderly molest ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707623
>That's a catgirl instead of a wolfgirl
I have been living a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707632
>cat
But... she looks so... canine!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to start a MG sweater company. Sweaters should be mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707623
I'm feeling peckish. So, loli wolfgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707633
Yeah I thought the same. I love that hair.

But she's a catgirl made by some russian artist If I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706709
With a tongue that long, I bet she has to wear a CPAP mask for her snoring/sleep apnea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707623
>sharp cat teeth penetrating the cap
Aww yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707639
NYAANI~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707643
Fucking alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707651
This statement confuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707646
Kumiho cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707651
That is typically what one does

[Anonymous No.]

Can kokkuri-san be a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707653
Only someone who hates their dick would enjoy that. Cat saliva doesn't have any anesthetic effect. Alps hate their dicks! That's why the want to become women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707659
Is that a dude? If so, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707669
Alps love dicks anon, don't be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707626
More like have the ambassadors sit and roll over for Food Aid this year

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707636
Agree - [ ]
Agree Strongly - [ ]
Agree Very Strongly - [ ]
All of the above - [X]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707672
What? She's obviously a girl you flaming homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707659
Did you not watch the latest episode? Also not posting female Inugami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707623
Too flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707682
They should both be girls 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707623

Where the hell are ya clothes, kid? It's freeziin' out here, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

Mothgirl fluffy is best fluffy and if you disagree then we can't be friends.

She needs more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707688
Inugami can switch genders at will. Kokkuri-san is currently female because he open a cursed box that said "Do not open".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707697
The only person to have never fallen for that was Prometheus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707669
Alps don't necessarily hate their dicks. I think the best arrangement for an alp is for his dick to become a separate entity and just keep fucking her day in and day out, until her tits are as big as a holstaurus' and her thighs are thick enough to crush a man's skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707703
>dick to become a separate entity
Like a fucking starfish. Alps are scary, I don't wanna bully them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707700
One of the oldest tricks in the book. The episode also introduced a Nekogami. I'll try to find a good image of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707680
Well, your previous post gave no hint she was female. This is why girls who dress like sluts are the best.

You're the homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707680
Oh so they can switch genders, so you really are a homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707712
This is her. She has a thing for creepy dolls. If anons ant, I'll post screencaps from the episodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707715
Nope. Reverse traps are the best. I want to get bullied by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707709
But you must, otherwise they'll get all uppity and want to enslave men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707722
>I'll post screencaps
Pls no, think of our image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707639
You're correct. A Russian visual novel too, if I'm not mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707723
>I want a girl who looks like a guy

Okayyyy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707725
>getting enslaved by an alp
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707674
But they hate their own, and so they do horrible stuff to them in their way to alpdom. You all know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707731
I'd be an Alp's slave if they promised not to be mean to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707709
More like syllid worms, really. These develop gamete-carrying "dick-bodies" (and "vagina-bodies") that just plain detach and swim away to mate, while the worm remains in the safety of its nest. The system has another advantage, in that these worms normally explode while mating (and I mean this literally, the skin bursts apart and everything), so sending in decoy penises is a good way not to die. The secondary bodies are called epitokes, and come equipped with large eyes and powerful swimming paddles, which the burrowing worms never develop, as well as a rudimentary nervous system to help them find their way. Imagine your penis growing legs and walking away to mate with an ambulatory vagina, only for it to grow back next season to do it all over again.

A syllid monster girl would be great, though. There's one, Syllis ramosa, that splits its tail into dozens of mating-bodies instead of developing just one, so she'd be able to surround you with an army of loli clones to take turns impregnating themselves with your seed, while the buxom onee-san main body holds you in her grasp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707734
What if she bullied you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707731
I know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707726
Thinking of 3 images max. I am aware that images are a precious resource here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707734
You're a disgrace to men everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707736
Then I'd become a bitchboy, I guess.
>>12707739
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707740
Just, just leave. Stop posting forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707738
You can delete them within 15 minutes.

And it is fifteen minutes, not half an hour, like some people here think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707742
No I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707749
Interesting. I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707750
I want to like her but she's sadistic. I could help her with her job if she asks but I could never waifu her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707740
No "I know" Get out of here and Go Play Asura's wrath on mortal, marathon DBZ and eat a turkey by yourself. And don't return until you're manly as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707742
>muh masculinity
>muh pride
>muh testosterone
>muh maledom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707750
You fucking bitch I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707740
W-what kind of humiliating things could your alp mistress make you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707764
Pole dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707755
tame her Anon. We've discovered ways to tame Ushi-Onis here. You can do the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707760
People like you is why we're up to the gills in faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707758
>Asura's Wrath
That game was silly, not manly.
>DBZ
Dumb, not manly.
>turkey
I don't like turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707769
People like you are why we can't have civility. You feel the need to push your rancid opinion on everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707760
Let them keep hating, "muh malekind" fags' tears are delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707769
>Stop liking what I don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707764
> submitting to an alp
> in any reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707760
>eyeballs on pauldrons
Damn, I don't even want to see how Lescatie looks like now. I bet it has eyeball towers and eyeball castles and eyeball streetlights and JESUS FUCK, WHAT NEXT, DERUELLA? EYEBALL VAGINAS? IT WOULDN'T BE BELOW YOU.

YOU PUT A GODDAMN EYEBALL ON AN EYEPATCH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707750
I feel like if just had some counseling, she wouldn't be such a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707772
Wow, you are beyond saving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707768
I can try, but I doubt it'll work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707784
She's not a bitch, she punishes the assholes of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707782
If you guys can moeify rape machines then I have every right to rapify moe alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707773
Fuck you, faggots have no place her

>>12707779
Like it somewhere else you waste of space..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707783
All the eyes are so the Demon Lord and her family can see everything the MGs are doing and 'doing'

They are like a police state with a not-so-hidden camera watching you constantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707789
No way man, alps are MADE for bullying, you wouldn't let a 90 pound, emo bi curious dude bully you, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707790
If you maledomfags can rape and bully all what you want he can be raped and bullied all what he wants. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707767
B-but I'm not very good at pole dancing, I've only done it once

Do you think she'd make me do it in a thong and everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705975
I like war times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707788
So then how is she toward good people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707795
What makes you think I'm talking about subfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707800
Leaves them alone. Its her job to punish bad people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707794
>No way man, ushi-onis are MADE for rape...

And I wouldn't, because he's not a girl. Alps, however, are girls.

See? I can use this argument, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707805
Whatever, any man raped by an alp is to be put to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707792
Nah, the way I see it, her husband is a giant eyeball that ejaculates out of its pupil, and she loves it so much that she puts its statues all over the place.

Deruella is a good wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707773
How about you stop acting like bitches and I'll stop treating you like them? Notice I said bitches, not subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707796
Sure, why not.

And it's not so much your skill that'll please her, but your willingness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707814
Fuck off bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707808
Way to blame the victim, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to adopt a familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706259
>>12706277
>MOTHER! IT'S NOT OVER! NOT YET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707818
He deserves it. Anyone that pathetic should die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707819
And do what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707822

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706825
>Super Sentai with Dragons
I actually thought of this years ago.
Still think it's a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707824
Hold her hands as we walk, sit or pretty much any chance I get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707830
You monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707820
Are we going to make Cerea every character other than Snake and Boss because those roles have already been taken

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/AA4hcU38 line 50
>Yandere Alp in the Night
Speaking of getting raped by an Alp, here's a very short new chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706988
Wearing panties.
Bonus points if she wears them all day while out and about, then takes them off the minute she gets home, and flings them in my face to let me smell her arousal that's been seeping into them all day, just waiting to come home and 'play' with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707822
You're not taking it easy, Anon. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707814
>Good boy, Anon. After this "private showing" you'll be ready for the clubs in no time!
>But you still need to work on your lap dance technique. Wouldn't want to bore those nice MGs with a bad lapdance, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707832
I can't help it, she calls out to me.
I want to feel her hands mora than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

More stupid wizard things.

http://pastebin.com/LaYz1mNK

This was the result of 45 minutes of falling asleep at a computer screen late last night. I think it shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707822

You sound just like those mudslime fuckwits who think women that get legitimately raped are the ones to blame and to be punished.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all of you bitch-boys so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707846
i'm sorry but your fetish isn't mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707841
Huh. Never noticed the baphomet clip before

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707846
I love you too anon. ;^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707411
But what if my Yeti waifu falls asleep while hugging me and I can't break free of her cuddle grasp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707411
I wish she had some kind of appeal beyond just being a warm fluffy hug pillow.
Like, I dunno, a personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707843
Not hiding slime girls in jars and hiding them in the jam sections of stores

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707856
Insert your own personality. That's the joy of generic monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707856
Species don't have a single personality. Dass rayciss, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

How come she doesn't get much love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707870
She never seems to have a personality in fan writing either, beyond "HUGS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707851
Then you fall asleep with her. Or cuddle fuck her.
>>12707856
No monster girl species has a single personality anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707872
Because I can't tell where the clothes end and her monster parts begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707872
She gets plenty of love compared to truly unpopular MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707876
The clothes are a part of her body
Wonderland monsters are kind of messed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707872
I don't like those mouths. I don't like pink hair.

A shame, because she has delicious brown skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707872
She gets a shitload of love.

Jesus talk about popular MG privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707872
If she had her extra mouths amputated I'd be willing to date her.

I'm sorry but the only mouth I need is the one I'm going to be kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707876
It's literal cosplay tier and she doesn't have any natural mosnster parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707351
As much as I love Holstaurus that first one is about a 4/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707883
>Cosplay tier
Oh boy, here we go again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707879
Lemme guess, you object to her BIG MEATY CLAWS too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707883
We've been over this. Every single monster girl is cosplay tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707872
She can have all my love if you know what I mean.

Sex. I'm talking about sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Okaydo finally going to cure my blue balls on Cerea getting a fight scene?
Give me Original Trilogy Star Wars tier at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707890
>Every single monster girl is cosplay tier.
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707882
But Anon, you can kiss all three.

>>12707879
>Not liking pink hair
That aside, it is strange that we rarely ever get any palette changes, even. I don't see a reason all the girls need to be the same colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707891
thanks for clarifying I thought you were talking about hand holding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707894
If you try hard enough you could make any monster girl from just a regular human, without using magic. Anybody who cries cosplay tier is really just a faggot that can't imagine people liking a certain monster girl because he doesn't like the way she looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707888
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707843
>Mega-bloks
Heracy

>>12707891
I don't quite understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707851

You princess carry her to your bed and take a warm, comfy and cuddly nap with her.

Expect the daily hug rate to skyrocket once she wakes up and realizes what you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707890
Tentacle monster girl? Thing-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707894
It's probably possible to cosplay as every single MG. Except for the truly hideous tentacle unbirthing monsters that no one likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707894
All the KC ones are with the exception of things like Centaurs where literally half of them is monstrous. All the others are just human women with some extra cosplay paws, wings, etc tacked on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707904
>>12707905
Hive-mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707897
>Holding hands with those big ass claws
>She gets a little excited and accidentally breaks your wrist again.
>"Stupid weakling! Why do you have to be so pathetic all the time!"
>...
>"Are you OK Anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707905
I like pic related...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707896
I would love more palette swaps/redesigned monsters. That art of the pink haired Shirohebi is my favourite version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707896
I think a large part of it is people not wanting to deviate too far from KC's basic profile design, because then it might not be recognizable as "Fanart".

While this makes sense for some generic girls, Catgirls and the like, you'd think people would experiment with KC's more unique girls, suck as Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707910
She's just a really weird plant girl. She doesn't do anything objectionable, and she has a cute personality. Not seeing any issues with her. No vore or unbirth or murder-rape or anything of that sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707910
I'm so sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707910
Shit that's glorious.
All those prehensile appendages to love.

10/10 would water and fertilize daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707912
Point. What else would jabberwock look good in though? I like the brown so I'm keeping that, but it'd be interesting to see her in a more generic yellow/green dragon scheme. A sky/navy blue color combo would probably look good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707919
>All those prehensile appendages to love.
All those slimy, curious feelers massaging your body
All that lewd
All that inevitable tentacle up your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707916
>>12707917
>>12707919
When did we get so many alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707910
I think she's cute. I don't want a tentacle in my ass though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707924
U-unf...
I hope she's gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707924
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707924
She just can't help but poke around in there, just to see you squirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707947
>Stop liking what I don't like post #238

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707953
He's right tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707932
She probably would be, and if you really hated it she'd stop. The tentacle girl's whole schtick is granting pleasure whether the recipient likes it or not and I doubt getting your virgin boypussy pounded would feel good. At least the first time.

>>12707947
Calm down, that potential unpleasantry gets brought up every time we discuss a girl with tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707907
>All the KC ones are
Oh you have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707958
Hey it's a 'real' Scylla.
Though why do the wolf heads have six eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707958

Doesn't look very miserable to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707958
I wonder if KC drew any more girls for that game.

Because HOT DAMN DAT SCYLLA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707961
I want to fuck Scyllei

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707958
Wait, what the hell is that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707953
>>12707924

>post shitting on thread etiquette 2002

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707963
Looks like she could be calling you miserable though.

I want her to bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707961
>>12707958
You know, real style scylla bring up so many questions. First and foremost, what's up with those dog heads? Are they controlled by the woman? If not are they at least sapient? Also, where the hell is her vagina? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707958
>Wolf heads
She's hot but.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707965

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707957
But look at all the lube dripping off those tentacles, I doubt it would hurt too much as long as she starts with a smaller one. There are definitely worse tentacle monsters to get raped by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707968
Japanese Mobile Game, Midgard something or other.

>>12707973
>What's up with those dog heads?
Mythological accuracy.
>Are they controlled by the woman? If not are they at least sapient?
Probably a little bit of both.
>Where the hell is her vagina?
Probably buried in all that fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706145
That was cute. The punishment was kind of cruel tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707973
Mythological accuracy. Read up on Scylla

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707973

>Not knowing how multiheaded animals work in real life
>Not knowing that there's one dominant head and the rest just acts as nerve clusters like a repeater in a radio network
>She sees through all the eyes, tastes through all the mouths etc

Your question is as retarded as asking if the nerve bundle in the base of your spine makes your ass sentient. But somebody asks it every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707977
O-Oh my.

I wonder what the chances are of this game ever being translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707958
Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707973
>where the hell is her vagina
Usual human location, since she doesn't have a full animal body or anything like >>12707969
That one is often portrayed as having two pussies, although with her physiology it at least makes a bit of sense. Unlike, say, MGE's centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707979
I see. How much did he do for that game? I saw the Scylla and >>12707977

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707978
>There are definitely worse tentacle monsters to get raped by.
Yeah, like kraken. That's the stuff of nightmares right there. Those two tentacles combined with her sadistic personality are enough to try and nope right out of that one.

>>12707984
>real life
>myth
You say that, but I seem to remember something in the myth about the dog heads eating ships. Unless that's all according to her will that blows that theory away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707910
I don't like her because she's so moist.

It'd be nice if you could take her to a restaurant and not have her fucking drip everywhere

Sleeping would be a fucking nightmare, you'd have to wear a fucking raincoat if you want to stay toasty

Don't even talk to me about holding hands.


She doesn't have any of the waifuable bodyparts and in fact brings several problems along with what she lacks

6/10 would befriend in highschool and then NTR when I find my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707997
Only those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708004
>Waifuable bodyparts
Da fuq?

Anyway, as for your complaint about her being "So moist", she couldn't be any worse than a slime, and if you're worried about your furniture and such, they do actually make highly absorbent blankets and such for exactly such a fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708003
>Unless that's all according to her will that blows that theory away.

Yes, it's all her. And they eat men. It says so directly in the Odyssey when they're trying to make the decision between her and the whirlpool. Just like the serpents that make up Typhon's legs are all directly controlled by him and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708003
but Krakens are gentle souls
captcha: wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708004

>I don't like her because she's so moist.

Speaking of which, her water intake most be constant for her to drip like that, she most have a water hose plunged somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708014
hands to hold, thighs to tenderly squeeze, ass

However, I still enjoy her shy and pure facial expression and she is prime childhood friend material. So I still have a soft spot in my heart for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708017
I want a CC kraken to gently coax me into letting her "try something really fun" with her tentacles

Then when it makes me cry she'd hug me close to her chest, stroke me on the head, and tell me how brave I was for enduring it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708025
But she does have thighs and an ass. She's only missing hands, and I'm 99% sure she can turn the tentacle arms into normal hands if needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708030

>I'm 99% sure she can turn the tentacle arms into normal hands if needed.

Sup KC, i didn't know you spoke English, so whens those updated profiles coming out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707978
>>12707957
What part of "we don't talk about it" do you find hard to grasp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708035
The not talking about it part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708035
>Stop liking what I don't like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708035
Relax bud, they're keeping to themselves.

Whoa deja vu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707841
I have no interest in loli, but I agree that those strange hands are really, really tempting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708034
>Haha, KC retcons and hugboxes everything.

Seriously though, I agree with the guy. I've seen tons of different media where some tentacle creatures would, I guess the best way to put it would be that they "Weave" tentacles into approximations of things like hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708030
Then she'd just be kraken with a different color scheme and some tentapigtails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707836
>this paste has been removed

y u do dis? Also I'm not seeing any of your alps on your pastebin list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708045

Probably, it was just a light hearted joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708042
That is no excuse. Next, monstergirls willbe aallowed because "they keep to themselves"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708042
We're entering Recursion yet again. The thread'll loop back around through its pre-ordained set of conversation topics before ending back up here again for another pass. Like a succuvirus spending all of eternity with her lover inside a looping program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708053
Yeah, fuck off MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708038
How's this then: stop thinking you can shit all over the thread because fuck etiquette. Stop causing problems with your unwanted fetish. Just like NTR, just like MBs. Stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708053
*monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708064
Nah, I like krakens and I'm not going to stop talking about them because you can't handle buttstuff.

You're free to act more tolerant of others who aren't shoving their fetish in your face however, I recommend you look into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708035
It's the "we" bit. It's you. The conversation is even civil; hell, no one's even called anyone gay yet.

>>12708047
>Tentapigtails
I now want to see medusa and tentacle girl giving rival hairjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708062
God, I hate monstergirls so much. I want to spray catgirls with cold water from a hose. I want to vacuum when a friend brings their werewolf children around my house. I want to seal a slime on a jar and put that jar on a radiator so that she's extremely uncomfortable.
Fuck monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707916
The Tentacle profile implies (or I just see what I want to see) that she's a sort of recovering lesbian, and is a little bit intimidated when it comes to guys.

Nervous MGs turn me on. Nervous MGs that blushingly bring home other MGs so she and I can double-team-rape-and-tentacle-rape them turn me on more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708064
You do realize you're shitting up the thread more than those two posts worth of content, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708064
You're the one causing a problem with your autistic fit anon. Tentacles will do what they will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708071
>Medusa
>hairjob
Wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708049
What? It's showing up as public for me. Are you seeing any of the new files? I moved all series into their own single files and unlisted the single posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708076
>tentacle thigh highs

Literally ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708072
I get what you mean and I thought I was alone.

I just want to propose marriage to a shirohebi and then run off without ever coming back or treat a cyclops kindly and then the next day bully her til she cries or just mount a wyvern and promise to be her knight before forcing her to break the knight's code of honor.

Fucking hell Monstergirls make me mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708072
I know what you mean man. Human girls are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708072
>Fuck monstergirls
That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708078
Snake tongues, Anon. Tens of them. Tickling and teasing until you blow all over her, uh... head. It could be interesting.

>>12708076
>Tentacles will do what they will.
I wonder, how would one convey to a girl with tentacles that they REALLY don't want anything up the butt? Saying please? A healthy and normal discussion of boundaries beforehand? Anal chastity device?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708079
Oh shit it was just me not noticing it I guess, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the kraken but I don't want things in my ass.

What do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708089
>Anal chastity device
...Isn't that sort of self-defeating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708089
I know what you meant, I'm just saying that wouldn't really be a hairjob.
What do you think her coiling one of her snakes around your dick and gently squeezing and moving it up and down would be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708092
Ask her to be gentle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708092
Do you like non-consensual reach arounds? Because she's got plenty of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708083
>I just want to propose marriage to a shirohebi and then run off without ever coming back
I like monstergirls. And I like monstergirl daughterus. But I have this compulsive desire to impregnate them and then skip town the next day and leave her to be a single mother.

I'm not even black, guys, what's wrong with me

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you will never hold hands with paladin-chan as she tells you how her day went slaying monstergirls.

I just want a normal relationship with a human girl.

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>>12708074
>childhood friend gazer
>also a childhood friend tentacle girl
>[plot happens here]
>fuck gazer from the front while tentacle girl wraps you both up from behind, slipping between between gazers pert butt-cheeks
>her tentacles are wrapping around and ensnaring gazer's eyestalks, binding and stroking them
>gazer's dark oil and tentacle's natural body lubricant mix together
>wet, messy, tentacle-y three-way fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708100
Don't worry, you're just a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708100
Maybe an ancestor of yours was black and you don't know it because he ran out on your Greatgreatgreatgreatgrandmother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708094
You just imagined a butt plug on a G-string, didn't you? I was thinking of something more equivalent to a manhole cover. Yes, I realize she could probably just brush it aside unless your entire ass was in some form of cage. Shut up.

>>12708096
>I'm just saying that wouldn't really be a hairjob.
Well, technically, since the snakes are her hair...
>What do you think her coiling one of her snakes around your dick and gently squeezing and moving it up and down would be like?
Squeezing: A-OK, rubbing sideways? I don't remember what snake scales feel like when you move side to side on them, so maybe, I guess? She could, however move the snakes forward up or down your penis with some lube and that'd probably feel great.

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>>12708101

>paladin-chan
>being in contact with monster girls

This can only end badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708072
>Vacuum around werewolves
>They start growling and barking at the vacuum and nipping at it and running all over the fucking place while howling
Not sure if cruel or cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708101
She will be corrupted and she will corrupt you as well.

True love always finds a way anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708111
From what I can remember they're quite smooth in basically any direction so I don't think there'd be any problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708101
>A Yandere Paladin will never try to kill your waifu because she wants to be your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708116
>Not sure if cruel or cute
Both. Definitely both. I love it.

>>12708112
>badly
You mean well, right? The Chief God must have all sorts of protection spells and stuff though, it'd be a long process, slowly increasing in lewd levels until she finally snapped. Delicious.

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>>12708076
>>12708075
>>12708071
>>12708067
Very well you giant faggots. I'll be doing my part to make sure every fucking thread gets nuked off the face of /jp/. Since the rules don't matter anyway, fuckthe threads and fuck you all. Enjoy your last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123
>openly admitting to shitposting in order to get your way

I knew it was you bitch-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123

Fucking hell, another faggot hell bent on ruining everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123
You could at least use an appropriate picture. Deruella would love tentacle ass shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123
I agree with you in the matter but I don't want more fucking shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708129
>Deruella would love tentacle ass shenanigans.
Nope. Tentacles only penetrate women in MGE.

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>>12708116
I see this as a form of trust testing with werewolf waifus.
I trust her to put her fangs to my skin during sex at her own discretion, if she can trust me running a vacuum over her body especially around her tummy and belly button.

Making a girl squirm in uncomfortable, alien pleasure is my fetish. Maybe it's why I like navel-play so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123
>They're still liking things I don't like!
>S-stop it guys, I mean it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123
Don't be a whiny brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123
Dude I fully agree with you that those anal tentacle loving faggots are in fact faggots that shit up these threads with their shit tier gay fetish but you're being a way bigger faggot right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a bright young lad with dreams of becoming a knight and start training to be one.
>You will never be chosen as a squire to a powerful Dragon knight.
>You will never spend your youth traveling with your strict, but powerful Dragon knight master. Through wind, rain, snow and the sun.
>You will never carry around her weapons around in pack, giving her the specific weapon she asks for, like a gold caddie giving a golfer the right club for the job.
>You will never learn from her that every weapon has it's place and that no single weapon can be better than all others, so you should bring all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123
Trying to out-fag the faggots? This won't end well for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708132
>navel-play
That's a thing? Somehow I feel I shouldn't be surprised, but the idea is new and interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708132
Why would you vacuum your wolfu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708147
>He doesn't know about navel play
Ho, prepare to see a whole new world, my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708147
You don't know about navel-play? What gay world have you been living on in which the glorious of the navel and mid-riff have not reached you yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708148
Because it's easier and more efficient than brushing to remove shedding hair? SM play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708132
>Maybe it's why I like navel-play so much.

Honestly I think I'd rather have my werewolf waifu do this to me, I like the embarrassing feeling when she licks it with her fat wolf tongue and tickles me with her claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708154
But anon, vacuuming doesn't bring out the luster in a tail and make it all silky and smooth. Not only that, but brushing is a good time for bonding. And you get to touch fluffy tail(s) as well.

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>>12708153
Navels and midriff have reached me, they've reached me hard in more than one way, but somehow nothing more than the odd raspberry has occurred to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708148
The idea of making her all squirmy and uncomfortable, but still in a safe situation, is appealing to me. But if it was just plain distressing, then I wouldn't do it.

>>12708159
You can always do it to each other. Big sloppy werewolf kisses that are just 100% tongue-on-tongue, and tongue-on-body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708161
>Your wolf daughteru will never walk up to your with a comb in her mouth. Trying to say her tail needs brushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708161
No Anon, you do both. If you don't vacuum while removing the hair you'll just have to do it afterward anyway because that shit gets everywhere. So vacuum, then brush, then cuddle, then brush again because you messed up her hair while cuddling. This is how it should be.

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>>12708162
You must see the light of cumming on an oni's abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708173
Sorry senpai, I'm not at your level. I just like my midriffs toned, full on six packs are too much for me. That said, I would gladly cum all over a lamia belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708161
Touching fluffy tail is the leading cause of heart related illness you know, those things should come with a warning label.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708180
They do. The problem is that the clever bastards hide it under all that fur so you have to touch fluffy tail to see the warning label about touching fluffy tail.

I blame the tanuki.

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>>12708121

>Her blade swung against the hunk of meat that had only minutes ago been your childhood friend. You could still see her tail jittering as the brilliant blade carved more and more wounds into her skin.

>The culprit laughed as she swung downwards. The smile etched into her face was serene and simultaneously deranged as she removed any trace that the bleeding meatpile had once been your closest friend.

>It ended ony a minute later, but by then there was no scale left shattered and no bone unbroken. The paladin panted heavily as her shaking arms dropped the blood splattered blade and turned to you.

>"I warned you at the church didn't I Anon?" She paused and giggled as she removed her moon-white gauntlets. "I won't let you damn yourself to hell for one of these soulless beasts."

>The chainmail rung as she stepped forward. Her eyes were brighter still than even the blade as she closed the distance. "She may not have raped you yet, but it was only a matter of time. I was doing an act of good."

>"In fact, this is your fault." She lifted a pale finger at you and you turned away. "If you hadn't acted so selfishly and ignored me, if you had just taken my feelings into consideration, she'd still be alive at least. You killed her."

>She was so close now. Her breath felt disgustingly warm against your neck as her bloody hands stroked your cheeks. The tears spilling down your face mixed with your friend's blood. "That doesn't matter now though." You looked up at her face

>She was smiling, after having butchered your friend she was smiling. "From now on you'll be a righteous man who doesn't affiliate with heresy, won't you Anon?"

>Your knees trembled with rage. You wanted to spit in her face. You wanted to choke her. But the fear of death rose up your throat like nausea and erased any delusion of fighting back.

>She passed a hand through your hair and hugged you tightly. "Don't worry Anon. The monster's dead and you're finally safe... With me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708179
I love all midriff. Just like I love all breasts and all asses. I have ascended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708191
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708184
>Tanuki catches you scopin' her thick, bushy raccoon tail.
>"It's $10 to touch buddy."
>"What? That's way too mu- I mean, I don't even want to touch it, what are you on about?"
>"$15 and you can use both hands."
>"F-fine..."

[Anonymous No.]

I never really understood the appeal of fluffy tails or fur in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708201
Don't worry about it. I'll love them twice as hard just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708201
mofu mofu motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708197
>"Oh, I see you looking at my friend over there. Twelve dollars. Each."
>"But she's a kitsune! She has five tails!"
>" Oh? A mere seventy she- dollars is too much for you? Surely a man of your tastes can support his habits?"
>"Um..."
>The kitsune winks at you while runnning a hand through that luscious fur
>You sweat externally

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708201
We'll love 'em for you, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708187
Even when the childhood friend wins, they end up losing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708204
The main cause of going broke will be when the Tanuki's and the Kitsunes team up. Truly dark times

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your monster girl daughteru's fluffy tail is TOO fluffy, things get absorbed into it's fluff and turned into more fluff.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708212
TETSUOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708212
Ask that asshole Jimmy from high school if he wants to pet her tail.
Begin the Mofuscape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708213
KANADAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708212
there is no such thing as too fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708211
>Train to become a barber and hair stylist.
>Become a professional tail brusher.
>Sell yourself like a courtesan, offering high-quality brushings for MGs with fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708221
Did someone say brush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708221
>Make all the bank on just the fluffytail's alone
Living the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708128
>>12708130
>>12708137
>>12708138

Then join me in taking back the threads from these alps in training, or sit back and watch as I burn everything to the ground around us, because I will not stop.

Ban, Ban, as fast as you can.
You can't ban me, I'm bitch kun man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707909
He'd never play piano ever agqain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708235
[User was Banned for this post]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708235
dat messiah complex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708221
>One day a 7 foot tall Dire Wolf Girl stands in your doorway. She's wearing torn jean shorts, spiked collar and cuffs and tank top that barely contains her breasts. She looks to the ground, embarrassed.
>"I-I... I want to have my tail brushed."
>"First time huh?" You ask.
>She sheepishly nods.
>"Don't worry, I'll be gentle."
>You then set about to remove the knots in her tail with as little pain as possible.
>All the while she's panting and letting out 'Wans'.

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>>12708212

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708236
Anon was only XX. He liked to play the piano
He wasn't that good, but he tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708245
Terrifying.

I want to go next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123
Deruella just hide the posts and stop being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708239
>>12708256
Nope, if they won't stop being faggots and breaking the rules, why should I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708262
"The rules."

That's funny. You mean your 'rules.'

I still can't fathom how someone can be so anally devastated that people have differing fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708262

Because why do you care so much? Just go back to your daki fort. I'll bring you some chocolate chip cookies and warm milk later.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally if I was caught by one of the more calm, gentle, etc MGs. I'd go on and on about how I'll be eaten, thrown into a human stew, and so on to annoy them/see their reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708244
Pretty sure dire wolves already have bitch boys to look after their tails for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708262

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708244
>>12708226
>>12708221

I can see this being very popular.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
hi less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
Damn it less, learn how to fucking draw nipples. This is fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708248
>MG police officers pull you aside after you tried to grope anon's waifu for her wonderful tail fluff
>Officers notice the signs of addiction
>'Kid, you gotta get yourself some help'
>They hand you a card with an address on it
>Probably another addiction help center, you don't need this shit
>Anon's waifu decides not to press charges, you get to go home
>Get home, the cravings start up again, sob uncontrollably after and hour of petting your couch
>Go to the address on the card
>Receptionist at the desk has so many tails you don't even see her face
>'Another poor soul, c'mere hun I'll make it all better'
>Some much fluff, so good and warm; then nothing
>It seems you've met your end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
Good afternoon, .Less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708266
Then by all means, let's post futa, vore, unbirth ntr. Begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708273
Why would a bitch-boy know how to do anything other than be a bitch? He probably can't even satisfy her properly and she'll be like putty in the barbers hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708293
>unbirth

I can get behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708293
Sure. I don't like the others though, but if others want to talk about it I wouldn't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
not enough Dragon, 7/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
I enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
Shit fetish, and another fucking manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708267
If you were there for every fight on /a/ as I was, you'd understand.

>>12708274
You could not be more wrong. What I will do, comes from a calm, steady hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708296
Because bitchboys are responsible for taking care of their waifu's every bodily need, from back messaging to cunnilingus. If it really made her feel that good she'd make sure she'd have bitchboy get good at tail grooming. Same thing as telling him how to eat her out best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
What are you doing mancticore? You're not a holstaurus, get out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708305
It's .less, what else is new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708309
>if you were there for every fight on /a/
>as i was

Fuckers like you are why monstergirl threads died on /a/. People have different tastes, get the fuck over it and move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708099
Reach around from the back to give a handjob?
because i can get behind that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708273
>Implying dire wolves are like amazonesses and manticores, wanting bitch boys and not cute husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708315
You mean, in front of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708309
If you were on /a/, then you would now what like what you want to do caused them to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708301
Allright then brother, let's ruin everything.

>>12708314
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708316
>amazonesses
>all wanting bitch boys

Nice racism.

And maybe some nicer dire wolves are like that. They'd still probably want their boy to groom their tails though, it's still his responsibility to make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708123
seriously dude, what the fucks your problem? just let people discuss what they want to discuss, if it deals with anything not pertaining to MG then the mods will take care of it
>you should watch Bill and Ted more anon, so you can see how to be righteous to one another

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708262
Deuella, I know you have Demon Lord Mommy and Daddy issues, I know your tirelessly jealous of your older sisters, and I know deep down you just want some genuine affection and guidence. But this doesn't mean you have to take out your frustrations and angst out on other people.

Especially on /jp/ or Lesticate or whatever that place was called

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706069

Less had one fucking job. One fucking job.

Schwarzwulf never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708319

Are you drunk?

>> 12708314
No, the stubbornness of anons wanting 24/7 threads and making new ones when they got nuked, shitting all over the rules, got us here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708310
But he's a bitch. It doesn't make sense that he'd be good at anything other than being a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708317
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705930

World orbits around catpussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
Am I the only one who sees the humor in this piece?
Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708334

Not either of you but it was dedicated outsider thread killers. Don't the waterworld images sum it up? The first few were made during that exact time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708341
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708337
Are you retarded, anon?

Being a sub means tending to your domme's needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708337
Little bitches have to make their mistresses feel good in any way they can, right? That's their job, they're pleasure toys. If she can use him to make herself feel good then he's obliged to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708347
You're talking about subs. I'm talking about bitch-boy's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708348
Exactly they're a toy, they usually only have one thing they're good at so why would he know how to give her tail the attention it deserves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708349
One is a particular subset of the other. They still have to take care of mistress's needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
>Look at this bitch, breasts aren't even full and she's complaining
>I bet you don't praise Hathor you cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708349
A bitch boy is a sub too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708354
>>12708358
While I agree they're still different, a bitch-boy is the extreme version of a sub and like with almost every extreme out there they are horribly shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708343
Honestly, I only can only hope that we don't drive Janet to the point of wiping the threads away as happened before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708358
No a bitch-boi is a life form devoid of any self worth, confidence and pleasure.
A mind broken fuck toy for an uncaring sadistic Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708352
>they usually only have one thing they're good

Pleasuring her, which is a pretty large umbrella.

Tail grooming is a particular form of physical pleasure.

Therefore, the bitchboy is obliged to groom her is she so desires. He may not be automatically adept at but he can learn. She'll make sure he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708372
She cared plenty.

[Anonymous No.]

We must think more about our great and wonderful Kikimora janitor and refrain from shitposting and stupid reaction pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708343
I was there.

You're pretty much right. The futaposters were the first signs of it, but the reason those futaposters were so good at what they did is because people constantly replied to them and gave them the fuel to go on instead of reporting them and getting on with the thread.

Eventually the /a/ hivemind decided we were the cause of shitposting on the board and banded together to shitpost us into oblivion. That and a mod on the inside who decided he'd shitpost for fun as well.

There was poll-kun who decided that because he had made a poll then that meant that everybody had to follow it while replying to EVERY SINGLE COMMENT in a thread outside of the weekend ones. That wouldn't really have worked since the shitposters weren't thread regulars anyway.

The mod started deleting threads whenever he found them and soon enough the inconsistancy and constant shitposting just collapsed the thread from within. Leading to where you are today.

To be honest, the guys posting pegging and shit like that? They're not the real problem even if they are pretty bad. The thing that kills threads and destroys any possible fun is guys like>>12708123 who take it upon themselves to reply to everything they don't like and perpetuate the cycle of shitposting.

They just decide that instead of reporting or simply ignoring the things they don't like (because obviously having different opinions isn't against any 4chan rule) they'll just complain and shitpost and stop any conversation or discussion until they get their way and everyone follows their rules and their tastes on the threat of shitposting when they don't.

The real world equivalent of those guys are the ones who flip over the monopoly board when they start losing, or press the reset button on the Nintendo54 when they don't have any chance of winning left. Their asses are sore and instead of resolving it they choose to go nuclear and ruin it for the rest.

If these threads are banned, it'll be because of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708375
I'm just saying he likely wont and she'll have to go to that barber for pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706873
Love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708382
Impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708378
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708380
I'm just saying there's no reason to suppose that. You're just hung up on this barber thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708384
With love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708378
Well said.
I am pleased to see some other intelligent people exist here.
But yeah Bitch-kun and troll-kun and all the others are only able to have their fun or succeed if they get responses, just please ignore them.
Remember the OLDEST image on 4chan happens to be 'Don't feed the trolls'

[Anonymous No.]

So what's happening here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708378
What I don't understand is why people are taking pegging so seriously that they feel the need to scream and whine and ban it. In the past these angry anti-pegging fags were pretty much always around but they never had the gall to think they should decide what's allowed in threads. It'd be like people complaining about dicking the daughter (of which I am one); you can show your disapproval, but it's not going to stop people talking about it ultimately.

The pegging fags would talk about their thing, a few people would call them fags, and that'd be it. But now people are treating the whole thing like a serious threat. I think this is because we have a janitor that cares now, so people try to make it look worse than it is to get their way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708405
What's happened is the vocal minority has learned that if they have a loud enough tantrum they can get their way.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never mess with your Manticore regular when she comes in moping about how the young boys can't handle tailpussies
>She will never watch as you flick a quarter to some kid by the jukebox Michael Jackson style
>Her eyes will never narrow as you tell the kid to put it on track 32
>She will never mutter how much she hates your guts and demanding another Holstaur White Russian as Hall & Oates sing Maneater to the entire establishment, garnering sniggers from the younger couples
>She will never leave in a fluster, that bombastically full ass swinging in her cocktail dress, a temporary side effect of the White Russians
>You will never find a small business card with an ironically beautifully penned room number, given her paws' size
>There will never be a spare keycard to her hotel room
>You will never fall asleep nuzzling your face into your Madame's neck after comforting her several consecutive times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708394
With love is the only true way to impregnate, Anon. After you and your waifu give yourselves to each other, becoming a single being of two hearts and minds, love is all that you should feel when you climax together, your semen filling her up and warming her from within. And in the afterglow, the love only intensifies when you cuddle together, your waifu knowing without a shadow of a doubt that the same seed in her womb, the seed making her feel so melty and happy, is working to create new life from your shared love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708407
Is that a Griffon?

[Anonymous No.]

Are creepy monstergirls cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708408
Did you get paid for that? If so the life of the bartender comfort boy sounds pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708411
Yes. Deredere creepy monster girls are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708411
That is not the safe way to handle a syringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708405
Peggingfags were never a major part of anything until Nega showed up and became a big instigator of the thread wars on the subject. Then when he said he left, things quieted back down for a few weeks. Honestly, it makes me think it's the same guy starting stuff now without the trip. Same sort of "I'm going to do what I want and fuck the rest of you" sort of thing.

There's only like three guys who like that stuff anyway. I don't see why any of them out of the currently 133 posters in the thread feel that starting shitstorms is worth the effort. Hell, there's more futafags than that and they don't start shit nearly as often lately.

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>>12708416
but the thing is, the ones who are starting shit isn't the peggingfags, it's the shitposters who reply to them and then get others to reply to them for the sake a reaction.

This isn't some slippery slope type deal where letting in one thing will let the other things in. Just let them have their discussions and when they die out talk about something else. You literally just have to ignore them in order to prevent the shitflinging that riddles the thread.

I'm not into pegging, but for fucks sake just let the boys like krakens and shit instead of shitposting like you always do.

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>>12708378
I just want to watch the world burn
Is it really so bad? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708423
Yes. It is. Now eat your goddamn corn flakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708423
I'd rather just light a few candles and have a bath.

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>>12708416
>Peggingfags were never a major part of anything until Nega showed up

In the sense that people didn't turn a minor issue into a shitstorm? Sure. But why does one vocally autistic douchebag have to stand for a whole group of people who just want to discuss their interests in peace?

Peggingfags aren't even the ones starting shit, this is just another case of paranoid scape goating that people have been hive-minded into.

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>>12708413

Only if you consider being able to fuck a nice, MILF-bodied Manticore who smells like a desert flower and gives you lots of tailpussy love before sinking your cock into her drenched folds payment enough.

>The softness of her fur collar as you nuzzle into it, a kiss on your forehead as she rubs her stomach

[Anonymous No.]

You have lived in MGC for a while now.
You were attracted to come here with promises of a good paying job, a place to live and a stipend from the government.
All of this was delivered as promised.
You have gotten to know quite a few of the nicer MGs and know what parts of town to avoid.
It has been a good year and some when you get a knock on the door one evening.
Opening the door reveals a pair of well dressed MGs who say they would like to talk with you.
They show Identification that shows they are with the municipal government.
They come on in and make small talk about how nice your place is and seat themselves across from you.
One of them opens a briefcase and pulls out some papers.
They check to confirm you are indeed you. and then they ask you a quite simple question.

Why haven't you picked an MG wife yet?

Turns out the stipulation is if you aren't with an MG after 18months you have to pay them back for everything.

What will you do?

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>>12708421
That was my first reply in the whole thing since whoever wrote what I replied to had no perspective of things that happened even a little over a month ago.

Also
>Peggingfags not posting in the first place just for the sake of a reaction.
It's gotten where people who are not even really into it like Alp do it just to watch the fireworks. Don't make them sound innocent and blameless. Everyone is at fault, but they're the top of the chain. It's starts with them, not a rung down with the first reply.

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>>12708438
Fuck. And they come here now to pressure me into finding Ms. Right? I want to remain single a little while longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708421
>peggingfags
>not slippery slope
Pick one.
If you allow them, they will bring futafags. It's the same thing anyway. Guy being penetrated by girl which is totally not gay
I don't even see the difference between them.

[Anonymous No.]

What does your ideal fluffy waifu's fur/fluff smell like, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
Personal trauma. Blame it on a medical condition

[Anonymous No.]

wut monstergirl would Hitler be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708447
Mixed up 'medical' with 'psychological'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
I go out to the local temple and pray to the ryuu that a loving and devoted monstergirl wife will find me before I'm deported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708449
But he was a paladin with a valkyrie waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
I'm looking for a Kunoichi but I'm never able to find one.

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>>12708439
>It's gotten where people who are not even really into it like Alp do it just to watch the fireworks

Are you serious? Have you even bothered looking at any of the mentions of pegging in this or past threads? Every time it's been someone replying to someone else when it was brought up, and short conversation of like two or three posts would follow until people would start yelling. Where do you get off assuming that people wanting to enjoy themselves are trying to cause trouble?

I really think you're not the objective third party observer you're making yourself out to be.

>>12708443
This is the type of shitpost that incites fighting. It's incredibly easy not to make them.

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>>12708438
Tell them I'm too lazy to search for one, though if they find a lamia that would proactively date me I would be up for it.

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>>12708459
He's partially right though.

There have been times when pegging is posted only to incite shitflinging, not from a peggingfag probably, but from somebody who wants to deviate the current conversation without needing to actually do anything.

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>>12708459
It's also incredibly easy to stop forcing your gay shit on other people and yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
Tell them due to health issues I have not been able to find one as I have caught a terrible flu. I'd ask them to ship a Kikimora to assist me in my oh so terrible sickness which has hindered me so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708466
shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708459
Knigga, I just checked the archive and Alp was doing that just last Tuesday. Why don't you give things a look see yourself instead of relying on your selective memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708187
Aw shit girl
Why did you do that. She was my prey, I wanted to kill her on my graduation from paladin academy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708463
But they only do that in the first place because people treat it like a huge fucking deal. Why should peggingfags be made to pay for their idiocy?

The fact that we're even having this conversation is absurd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707515
Would Roombas even exist if Kikimora's were present?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
I'm having trouble finding Dormice. Do they just stay at home and sleep all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
Ask them to help me find the Oni girl I'm looking for.

I mean it's the government, surely they know where anyone and everyone are at all times right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708459
So what is the difference between peggingfags and futafags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
Ask them If they can help me to find a nice Shirohebi who wants a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
Ask them to help me find a nice jinko, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708487
Why don't you stop trying to draw out a fight with your idiotic questions? This thread is bad enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
Stand up and start singing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

Except it's 'Monster' instead of 'Pretty' and 'Human' instead of 'Ugly'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708459
>Where do you get off assuming that people wanting to enjoy themselves are trying to cause trouble?
Because they're not trying to enjoy themselves. They're posting something that they KNOW will cause a shitstorm because they feel entitled that they SHOULD be able to post about it without a shitstorm.

That's rather being a whiny bitch, wanting to talk about stuff that they know causes trouble and ruins threads for everyone and not doing the gracious thing and just not talking about it. Nobody cares if it's in pastebin or talked about in the context of a story. If Nega proved anything, it's that talking about whether a controversial subject is okay or not or generally talking about it in threads is way more inflamatory than just writing it and having a few people enjoy it and comment who like it.

As long as it's not giant greentexts in people's faces or "I'd like C to X me in the Y" then there's really never any big shitstorms. The worst somebody gets is a Fuck Off post, not this long chain of TLDR bullshit that even with this post I'm guilty of contributing to. But with that I'm done. I'm going to do something more productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
I-I'm shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708507
Go take a trip to the dire wolf ghettos, that'll fix you right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704790
It's great to see that NIS is adding kitsune and zombie maids to Disgaea 5.
Now it just needs to have every monster girl generic from every NIS game in a single Disgaea.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to NEVER let two Hinezumi fight each other!
Why?
They release pent up sexual tension by fighting before they find a husband. Their flames cause sexual tension to pile up in opponents, hence why a man who wins against them rapes the mouse.
But with two mice, the tension doesn't GO anywhere. It's stuck in an infinite loop. The only time they'll stop is when their bodies are too tired and bruised to continue.
And then some asshole comes in and rapes them both into a bigamous relationship.
That's why you need to stop Hinezumi from fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708497
I like talking about pegging with other like-minded folks. When folks like you aren't on some crusade against it, discussion peters out after a few posts.

I don't want to cause a shitstorm, I just want to talk about monstergirls and associated fetishes in the monstergirl thread. To me MGs are all about femdom, and pegging/anal play is one aspect of that I find very enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438

Time to either visit a farm or go on a trip on a boat and just sort of drift in the middle of the ocean and take a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708491
No, I'm really curious. I'm sure don't see difference between them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707884

I see, I really liked em so I thought I'd share. I'm more of a cat/fox/dog/wolf person myself, but Pipiko was pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706435
Aww that sucks. She lost her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708513
>Causes shitstorms 9/10 times except in the dead of five in the morning murrica time
>Seriously guys, not trying to start anything

You know what they say about stupidity, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results?

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>>12708497
I'm going to stop arguing with you here because this is a waste of time. But do realize you've done nothing but contradict me without saying anything substantive.

This whole thing is a witch hunt and all you're doing is letting some vocal minority bully you into bending the threads to their whims by censorship pleas.

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>>12708509
W-Will they be gentle, at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708518
No, you can try google for that, or common sense. I'm not going to answer your "innocent" little question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708524
>Vocal minority
>People who don't want pegging are the minority

Now this is Negaposting, almost word for word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708513
You're not alone, but stop talking to these fags. You won't get anywhere with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708518
The difference is, one wants to play with the girlpenis, the other wants to put it in their ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708535

No, see one only loves totally straight toy penises and one only loves totally straight girl penises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708538
You're an alp if you want the penis either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
After listening to you explain your reasons the other one gets this strange smile on her face.
She hands you a sheaf of paper about 30 pages in size.
Seems they have been busy looking for a potential mate for you based on their 'special abilities'
The list comprises of no less than 20 possible wives for you.
All are directly catered to your preferences and types.
The first one informs you of the extra species facility near the centre of the city where you can meet with potential candidates.
And they expect you to start coming to the Centre on a regular basis.
The other one smiles again and mentions the administration will supply transportation if this is a concern, and your employer is aware of the fact you have been placed in this program so you will not have to worry about missing work for certain events.
The first one mentions that a few of the candidates are from your workplace.

Life in MGC

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>>12708531
Here's how the argument would proceed if I replied to you seriously.

>no they're not, we've even had polls indicating this!
>lol, everyone knows polls can't settle shit with multiple voting scripts!
>you're a fag!

ad infinitum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708518
I like both, so I may not be the best to try this but I'll give it a shot.

The big, obvious difference is that one is a real cock and the other is not.

You might go 'but it's a phallus shape!' and yes, you'd be correct. But the thing is, what else are you going to insert into your butt? A cube? Something with a flat face? It needs to have a rounded, tapered tip to gently spread things apart and then a round shaft for a round hole. Dicks were made for penetrating things, and they do it well.

Not everyone is going to find it enjoyable, but there's a lot of stimulation to be gained from the butthole and the prostate. For some folks it's very enjoyable, for others - not so much.

On top of that you have the pyschological aspects that come from sexy fun times with your monster waifu. She may get a high from penetrating you, or from simply making you feel good. It's not entirely a sub aspect to want to be pegged, but it's commonly associated with it.

Futa is a different game. For me, I know how good it is to fuck a tight ass. If my waifu could feel that good, I'd be delighted. We'd both feel great. It's emphatic, I guess.

Now, I hope you're looking for an actual response and not just trying to bait out something to further pick a fight.

>>12708523
Or I'm just looking for legit discussion and hope that folks can respect others' opinions and fetishes.

I hope you're not just trying to start something.

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>>12708538
You know it's strange. I think pegging is disgusting but am completely fine with kraken tentacle or lamia tail up the ass if it's a spur of the moment kind of thing where she can't control herself.

but planned pegging with latex and dick makes me extremely uncomfortable.

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>>12708526
The government will be happy to organize a few... "dating sessions" with you to decide which dire wolf is right for you.

I hope you like deep dire wolf tongue-kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708518
There isn't, well, one will get a mouthful and assfull of cum. The other doesn't get the cum, instead they get many hemorrhoids and possibly end up wearing a diaper. Both are faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708526
>Dire wolves
>Gentle
Ho boy, you poor innocent soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708550
Dude, don't reply to them. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708545
When you visit the Extra-species Centre it is a fairly large building many floors tall, and quite large.
Turns out it isa restaurants, theaters, hotels and entertainment centre all in 1 building.
They welcome you to the facility, and mention your first date is ready for you.

I could continue, but I am sure you know how it goes from here.
Would you guys like such a thing?
Or does it seem too foreboding/invasive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708528
Both want to be fucked in the ass
Both claim it's totally hetero because it's a girl with dick/dildo who fucks them
Yeap, no difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708550
>Or I'm just looking for legit discussion and hope that folks can respect others' opinions and fetishes.

After shitstorm number 30 you know that is so weak and unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708510
>tfw still no lamias

[Anonymous No.]

Could you people stop shitposting and flooding the thread with your autism?

Just let it go for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708566
>I am sure you know how it goes from here
Not really.

Continue anyway, almost anything is better than reading to these faggots discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708566

What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706679
>that feel when reptiles are cold blooded
>you could never have that feel even in monstergirl universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708482
Roombas would be a kikimoras natural enemy

>After having injured your back lifting you hired a kikimora to clean up around the house while you were indisposed
>Incredibly sweet and loving, she cooks for you and will get you anything you ask with a smile
>She even went to three different stores at midnight to find you the special brand of mouse after yours suddenly broke
>After your doctor gave you the alright to walk she'd stay by your side every step you took to make sure you didn't hurt yourself
>It was only a little weird how she insisted, almost demanded that she alone go to the basement, something about nails and your injury
>Other than that she was the proper image of a housewife, even if you weren't going out. Except that one time you found her masturbating to your laundry.
>She left just a few minutes ago to do the groceries with a smile on her face, just as you remembered that you needed a file you'd left in the basement.
>You reason with yourself that it was pretty close to the door. You'd bring heavy boots to avoid all the loose nails and creaky floorboards that she talked about whenever you brought up going to the basement.
>You take you first step into the basement and fumble for the lightswitch, you find it and the entire room lights up to leave you speechless.
>First of all it's cleaner than you'd ever seen it, but that wasn't much compared to the pictures of your sleeping face or the strands of hair and the underwear hung up like crosses on the wall
>The thing that really surprised you was your old roomba that you'd gotten for christmas staked to the ground with a giant iron nail and several curse wards. It looked like it was holding back a demon rather than a cleaning tool
>"M-Master?" The voice sends chills down your spine as you snap back to face the feathered maid with a terrified expression. The bags of groceries come tumbling down from her trembling arms as she stutters excuses without making any sense.

How would you react to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708553
Well, the planning is going to make much less of a mess.

That's one thing I think that squicks people out the most on anal play. The Mess.

Starting with a condom on one or two fingers is pretty good easy and clean way to figure out if it's something you might like.

Also a good way to experiment with anal on a girl. Start small, safe, and without any sort of commitment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708522
Where did you get the rip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
>aw shit. It's time
>tell them you have someone
>drive them off your house
>put on your bomb suicidesuit
>go to mg subway
>its full of mgs because men are too afraid to be in tight closed places with mgs
>ayy boy, wanna have fun?
>oh yeah, we will have some fun
>Chief God be praised!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708596
I would pet her head and tell her I expect her in my bed that evening.
Then I would ask if she needed some more seals for the roomba, just to make sure it doesn't escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708603
Palah-al-din please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708596
Give her the shotgun and ask her if she wants to finish it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708518
Pegging is wanting to put an object, not necessarily phallic-shaped, be it a tentacle, strap-on, toy, finger, etc into your anus
Futa is liking girls with male genitalia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706582
This is sort of unrelated, but I knew this really lazy dog owner once. If his dog was getting ancy and he wasnt in the mood for walking it, he would drive it like 3 miles from his house, throw it out of the car, and then drive home at like 20 miles an hour while it chased him home on foot.

That was one tired dog at the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708404
A date

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708596
Pat her on the head and tell her I expect dinner in an hour then head back upstairs
And secretly plan out how to escape ala that one movie where that storywritter was trapped by that one chickk who's movie name escapes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708613
But it's still a girl's penis so it's totally not gay. Not gayer than plastic replica of male penis, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708566
The Centre has picked several high potential matches for you based on personality and species.
You notice now that several Shirohebi have been staying close to you uttering basic spells....
Divination spells.
Yes, Matchmakers. the scariest of Shirohebi.

The entertainment complex is not just for this program, it is also a hot spot in town for being social.

Some MGs take you in the back and give you a basic makeover, nice clothing, fix your hair, stuff like that.
After some considerable giggling and embarrassment, you are introduced to your date for the evening, and given a special debit card for the two of to use.
They tell you under no circumstances should you let it be known to your date that the Administration is paying for this.
If you are a submissive, she will be given the card with the same conditions.

After this point they send you two off to a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708622
>Yandere King Fan in Maine the Book the Movie
You know I can never remember the name of it either, just the sound of a man's legs breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708626
nice shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708596
I'd be kind of upset at the loss of my roomba. Who is going to be my mobile DJ at parties?
Also lewd acts such as explaining my feelings to her and bonding over cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708626
Could you stop shitposting please? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708622
Misery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708633

That's the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708633
That's the one. Such a simple name and yet I completely forgot it. All I remember is what happens and its from Stephen King

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705907
Did you read my zombie to wight story? People seem to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708626
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708639
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708596
Obviously my roomba had become possessed by a most evil spirit we team up and destroy it once and for all....until the remains of the roomba reanimate as a yandere monster girl who is angry over her fate and how I have been mislead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708627
Find tanuki grill. Get debit card for both. Jew the goverment. Escape

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/3019125

Send help, the mind is building fucking brick and mortar walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708647
>troll mom incest is losing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708596
So I'm still injured, in a basement with a mentally unstable monster who's blocking the only exit? Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, what do we get Janet for the holidays? She's really too good to us.

[Anonymous No.]

Dinner, then comes entertainment.
She is very enthusiastic about this.

This will continue until you pick a mate.

At this point they will arrange the marriage for you.

'Welcome to MGC' is printed on the inside of the rings.

Epilog next post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708662
Could you stop asking this? You're taking the joke too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708597

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708662
Nope.
We're not getting the janitor shit.
Not because the janitor isn't a bro who keeps things civil to the best he can, but because getting "Janet" a gift for the holidays is on par with Sanic on the autism scale.

[Anonymous No.]

About 2 years after you have been married to your wonderful MG wife there comes a night when you hear a knock on the door.

Opening it reveals 2 MG women from the Administration. Not even 5 seconds pass before you realize it was the same 2 that put you into the program.

You thank them so vary much and welcome them into your home, and call out your sexy MG wife to meet them.

After the introductions and thanks are out of the way, the one says they wanted to talk to you 2 about something.

You find yourself seated on the couch snuggled with your wife when they ask.

Why don;t you have any children yet?


Fade to black....


Hope you enjoyed this lame hastily written tale of life in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
Oh God, I love milking
Thankyou less, I take back all of the... most of the whining I did about your manticore fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708662
Hairpiece.
Roomba extermination kit.
A nice master.
New dress.
A hand made broom.
Box of tasty treats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708659
not anymore its not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708627
Can I have shirohebi waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

So where did you take your waifu / your waifu take you on your first date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708682
It is the MG of your choice, with the personality to match, thanks to those matchmaker shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708576
Lamias are in zettai hero project. same goes for harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708673
>wonderful mg waifu
>married for 2 years
>still no daughterus to dick
This is very good question

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708596
That would be adorable to see.

I wish I had my own Kikimora to bully with Roombas.
I'd buy like 4, then let them go all at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708691
>MG city admin comes home again
>sits you and your wife
>sorry to bother you, but in a recent school health check we discovered that your daughter's hymen is still intact, care to explain that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708662
That shit's autismal as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708708
God damn government needs to get out of my life. Voting Rhonda Paul next election.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708708
Probably because her name is Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708716
>Rhonda Paul
>"The government should stop stepping into our private lives and let us rape whomever we want without being watched all the time!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708691
How would you comfort your waifu when she finds out she's barren? Or worse yet you have a narrow urethra and the chance of inseminating her is so low that if you ever did your boy wouldn't be right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708706
>Your Kikimora maid is sweeping up the place, as per usual
>Oh yeah, now is the perfect time
>She thinks your sick, in your room tucked in
>But no, you're alive and well. With three Roomba's in hand, releasing them into the fray like majestic sperm swimming to the beautiful think known as the egg
>She can hear them, you know she can. she just froze up, her feathery ears twitching to the soft sound of the mechanized beasts cleaning the hard wood floors
>She always had a calm de-meaner and posture. But Jesus fuck was that ever thrown out the window the minute one of scooper troopers bumped into her leg
>The great Roomba war was a violent bloody war. A crazed Kikimora chasing the swift yet intelligent Roomabs around with a broom, the sadistic glare in her eyes when she finally traps one in the corner. and the screams. The screams of the poor things being smashed over and over and over, metal and plastic flying in all directions, dust spraying out like blood, the beeps, oh god the beeps.
>His friends only watched as their comrad was torn apart, ripped limb from limb, no trace of what it previously was
>And the look of what she gave the rest after she was done with one, her maid outfit riddled in shards of plastic and metal, her wooden broom dented and cracked
>Wounded: None. Casualties: 3. Survivors: None. Traces of fallen: Unknown
>House: Spotless

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708726
Exactly.
It's a monsters prerogative to rape or not rape.
It's a human boys responsibility to defend himself or be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708731
Well, there are stretches for the male thing.
And can't Mamano mana fix both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708596
"shit sister, did the rooma try to mug you too?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708732
I'd obviously have to make it up to her by buying her a new dress made from the finest weresheep wool, and that broom she was always looking at when we went shopping.

Also sex, lots and lots of sex

[Anonymous No.]

imagine if Ryus were like Shenron and the only way you could see her was making a wish every year

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438
>>12708545
>>12708566
>>12708627
>>12708663
>>12708673

someone saving this?
and the kikimora one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708744
>Go on an epic quest every year.
>With a bunch of annoying sidekicks.

nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708744
You could just wish for an avatar of her to be your wife, then she can be a wish granting dragon AND a wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708746
why? people do these type of things every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708732
Clearly, I need more Roombas and sturdier ones at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706069
wait what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705949
I'm allright with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708688
A matchmaker shirohebi sounds hilarious to be honest

>Long white hair slicked back with a colorful bandana wrapped around her head and beads woven into her hair to give it a mystic feel
>"You've never had good luck with the ladies. The spirits tell me you have a hard time speaking to women?"
>"I see I see! The spirits are speaking to me of your future. They tell me that you'll meet a beautiful woman... Absolutely stunning woman"
>"This woman, you'll offer her a ring and be married before the first day of your meeting is over! Yes yes! I see!"
>"The two of you will never be apart, and you'll have ten, no, twenty! twenty daughterus oh goddess!"
>"How does she look? The image is fuzzy. Come closer so that I may show her your face."
>"Closer. Closer still. Look closely into the glass. Do you see her now? Her flowing white hair and pure scaled tail?"
>"No? If you can't see her in the crystal ball then there is only one way left to find her. Ready?"
>"Look into my eyes."

Then she drops the moves and proactive dating procedures begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708677
>Roomba extermination kit.
Oh man.

>Decide to buy a platonic gag gift for your kikimora maid
>See an ad for a rumba extermination kit, decide to buy it
>The price is low but the box is heavy as fuck
>She opens it in front of you on Christmas Day, her eyes lighting up as she pulls out the contents, your face getting increasingly pale
>Inside the kit is a wooden mallet the size of your head, an iron stake, an electromagnet capable of killing most electronics withing thirty feet, rope, a bottle of sherry, some mysterious white powder and two glasses
Them kikimora don't fuck around, man.
>The next day your microwave mysteriously stops functioning
>Also, there's a roomba staked into the solid cement of your garage
>You didn't even own a roomba
Ruh-roh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705835
that would be appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>Corralled into a Troll pussy
>TFW she smells like lilacs and the Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708762
you forgot the protective seals .and wax

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708762
>You didn't even own a roomba
Heh, not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708755
I can just imagine anon obtaining stronger roombas then attaching shit like spinning blades on the edges and hydraulic flippers to create some kind of Robot Wars esque Kikimora tormenting machine.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I picked up an English Copy of Monster Musume #5 today.

Who wants to hear about the translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708755
>Anon didn't get the memo when he was force-fed intentionally awful food by his Kikimora maid after the war. Even though he said sorry, multiple times I might add, he still had ulterior motives
>Operation: Roombageddon. A squad of three would be dispatched, three heavily armoured Roomba's, made with stainless steel and heavy duty plating
>Super soldiers, he called them. She was in for a fun time
>The operation began without a hitch. she was making scrambled eggs in the morning, humming a peaceful tune. Anon placed all three of the super Roomba's on the ground floor and headed back upstairs, peeking through the railing to watch the battle
>The sound of a fork hitting the ground was like a bomb just went off
>Oh lord, here comes the pain
>her broom slammed on top of the Roomba with the same force of an Ushi oni descending their pelvis into the pasty remains of yours. But nothing. They continued on without a hitch. They took a nuke head on and walked it off like no ones business
>Success. The Romba's won the battle without a- She picked one up.
>And she turned it upside down
>The dreaded weakness of the turtle! You were too busy reinforcing its shell to even consider that they could be placed on their back and be weak! Like a vast predatory bird dropping a turtle onto a rock to open it like a nut
>"Ara ara~ It seems anon's coughing is getting worse. Maybe I should give him some SPECIAL MEDICINE."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708761
Noice
I remember similar doujins with nigger fortune telling twins from dragon quest.
And manga with guy's osanajimi as fortune teller. She also was brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708773
No need to go crazy, outfitting them with nerf bats and squeaky hammers is good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708755
>and sturdier ones at that.

Your maid got huffy at you last time you unleashed the roombas. You were just having a good time but she was legitimately pissed. You apologized, but she was still kinda pouty when she saw you. What the hell? She was just a maid, right? There's only one thing left to do.

You make a quick trip to the hardware store. Then the electronics store, then one more trip to the hardware store because a man can never have enough duct tape. All through the night sounds that would make Frankenstein blush can be heard from your last maid-free bastion: your garage workshop.

Feigning illness that's actually exhaustion this time you sit in bed and prepare to watch the carnage on the video system you set up around the house. As per usual, after checking on you the kikimora heads downstairs to find her cleaning supplies. For whatever reason she never leaves her favorite broom, but there's neat collection of materials just next to the basement door. Usually. You savor her panic as she searches the area where here weapons against filth normally lie in wait. Then you activate stage two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708775
>turned it upside down
Incredible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708775
>And she turned it upside down
Clever girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I'mma post some quick thoughts anyway.

>Rachne only says "Itsy Bitsy" once, and it's actually in a proper context.
>"Port" is corrected to "Polt" in her omake profile.
>Draco is "Drago"
>Dragonewt is "Dragonet"
>Draco confirmed for Lesbian.

Also, I think this volume might have more lewd shit than any other. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708795
>Draco confirmed for Lesbian
Wait, really? When?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708775
>>12708784
>Semen-powered, Cybergolem Roombas that have Bladewolf levels of artificial intelligence, and can "slide" on the floor with their knees, Vanquish style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708795
>Draco is "Drago"
>Dragonewt is "Dragonet"
Not quite as bad as Hitler, but it's up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708797
Well, here's the thing.

Her assaulting Miia, of course, came off as being rather Homoerotic with the reveal of her being a girl. Then later, in an omake where she's taken on a run with Lilith by Polt, at one point they meet up with Kii and need to suck on her breasts, because reasons.

Lilith sees no reason why Draco wouldn't, since "She's a lesbian". The original scanlation we had translated her retort as "Don't call me a lesbian!"

Opinions were then split here. Some said that it was just her not wanting Lilith to say such a thing outloud and in public, others were saying it was a denial of her being a lesbian. Well, the Seven Seas translation, in whatever "Official" capacity you might regard it, supports the former interpretation, having her say "Don't be vulgar!" instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708765
>Mission control, do you read me?
>I'm cumming home
>I see the earth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708797
think he's talking about the official english translation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708775
I really hope you have something special planned for soothing her.

turns it upside down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708809
An actual lesbian MG? Shiver me timbers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708806
>The roombas are eventually upgraded to cute robot girls who just want to clean the house

[Anonymous No.]

If we put some Holts into orbit would it be The first Herd shot around the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708817
She is just going through a phase. Once she takes her first dick she will come round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708818
You forgot to post Mahoro .
Seriously, what is wrong with you.

Mahoro vs Kikimora

They fight by seeing who can clean the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708797
Since she tried to rape and marry Miia, silly anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708825
Can't remember if it was in the scanlations or not, but the English Release has her actually call Miia "My wife" at one point.

Right before taking a coffee can to the forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708819
Motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708784
Electric motors whir to life. Not the whisper quiet motor of two roombas, not today, but several monstrous electric motors. Your neighbors were going to be pissed that their Priuses were missing the batteries. Fucking hippies. Anyway, your reinforced monstrosities roar to life. Layers of steel encase the lowly roombas with several Dysons added on to boot for extra reach and suction that never loses power (TM). Several aluminum "blades" meant to lift furniture so the extended vacuum nozzles can reach underneath also adorn the sides. There's also a shampooer buiklt into each, just for the hell of it. It's a perfect cleaning machine. With even one of those in every house no one would need to vacuum again ever, and you have two.

The video resolution is poor, but even with the grainy picture you make out the expression of pure horror on her face as the things stream into the living room, leaving the carpet as clean as the day you bought it in their wake. One of them starts cleaning the path she walked in, removing even the indentations of her feet on the carpet. The bold one chases her in flustered circles until it makes one fatal mistake: it bumps into er, because Roombas are goddamn stupid. The kikimora reaches for her broom handle.

There's a flash of something. you can't quite make out what, but as soon as the maid's arm ceases to be a blur you see a glimmering sword in her hand. A katana. Roberta had a fucking katana in the handle of her broom. It wasn't even curved! A diagonal slice of Killroomba 2 slides off sideways. With the main Roomba trapped amid what is now a steel coffin since the secondary driving motors were just cleaved in two your maid walks over and calmly pierces right through the center of the contraption, right where the autonomous vacuum at heart lies. You will be missed, Killroomba 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708775
>>12708790
>>12708791
>>12708815
It's been almost three days since Operation Roombageddon was a thrilling failure. Your throat still burned from the medicine she gave you that day. Why is cough medicine burn like acid?
>But no weakness shall quench Anon's thirst for swift vengeance. The fall of his Roomba brethren will not be forgotten. So night after night he cuntructed, and reconstructed, the perfect killing machine
>The Iron Roomba Mk.32
>Sleek steel plating, weapons system consisted of nerf guns and tiny static shocks, a cool flame paint job for added radicalness
>The ultimate in cleaning, the ultimate in armour, the ultimate in defeating the even Kikimora
>It took a while to get out of those binding's she put you in, but now, as she was busy putting your laundry in the washing machine, you released the Mk.32
>She hears it. Hoo boy, that slow turn of her head, that look like a scene straight from Kill Bill. She's getting to her feet. The Roomba is continuing on with its cleaning duty. And she's-
>Picking it up
>Aha! Que the static charge and it's back on the floor. It wasn't getting flipped over any time
>And now she's leaving it! SUCCESS! VICTORY! Open the champagen bottled boys, we're drinking toni- what is she doing?
>She's making a trail of crumbs?
>Wait, the Roomba's following it
>The thrail. It's going past the living room
>To the door
>She's- no. NO! NO NO NO NO NO!
>She lead the Roomba to the open door
>It followed right out of the house
>She closed the door behind it
>"Ara~ It seems the medicine didn't work! Maybe I should give Anon a SPECIAL HOME MADE REMEDY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708833
That's not how roombas work.

[Anonymous No.]

So serious question.

Would you guys breed a centaur like Nina, horse pussy and all?

[Anonymous No.]

I want this Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708837
Horsepussy a shit. To the glue factory it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708837
Do I get to have sex with a centaur like karen?

Just kidding, Horse pussy ewww!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708837
Is yandere included in the package?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708837
I would fuck almost every monster girl except for those that we all hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708833
N-NANI?!!?
Absolutely perfect anon, perfect in every way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708837
Do you mean "breed" as in "conduct a multi-generational eugenic-genetic programme in order to bring monstergirls into being, even if they're just horsepussy"?
Or do you mean "breed" as in "wud u fug nina?"

Yes to both, monstergirls are a miracle of creation, even horsepussy even matango

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak a Roomba into my Kikimora's bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708851
>even post-retcon Matango
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708851

The first, mostly. Superior race and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

Totally confuse a kikimora
Put a roomba in her room at night, but put your used underwear on it so it smells like you.

No, that's stupid, or is it?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Kikimora's ever lament their inability to fly? Do you think that they're shunned by the Thunderbirds and Seirens for being some flightless bird, and call her nothing more than a "Dodo Maid?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708837
Most horse pussy? No.
Nina? Yes, all day every day untill at least half dozen daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708833
Looks like anon will need smarter Roombas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708867
Roomba based singularity

[Anonymous No.]

While it is known the he base of the tail is sensitive for fox women, it is not so well known that the tip of the tail is very sensitive for kikimora.
They use their tail to help them navigate and know if they are going to bump into something.
In order to help calm a Kikimora is is recommended you gently caress the tail tip.....

Citation found<

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708861
Well, I think if they did she'd just do something delicate with her hands and slender fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708837
>You will never go to a restaurant similar to those restaurants while your watch knights fight and joust against each other while you eat medieval-themed food. Except that the knights are actually Monster Girls dressed as knights.
>Centaurs joust each other. Lizard Girls have sword fights and an incredibly lewd Cheshire Cat Jester entertains the crowd between fights.

I would so want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708831
You didn't give the killroombas any additional intelligence, but somehow KR 1 knew what was coming, and it was afraid. The vacuums never cleaned the same area twice, but KR1 cleaned straight back the way it came, as if running from the feathered terror approaching it. But it was slow, so slow. Roberta barely needed to walk full speed to catch up to it.

What happened next was like a scene from Monty Python. One blade, then two. Three, four. The killroomba runs. One freakishly expensive Dyson is sliced in twain, then the second, then the last. The roomba runs. With nothing more than the driving motors and useless armor encasing it the machine is faster now, but not fast enough. One thrust takes out the first auxillary motor. Roberta merely holds her blade in place and lets the Killroomba spin into her waiting sword.

Tanks. When they catch flame the crews are often trapped within, burned alive in a steel coffin. I had turned that roomba into a tank, and it was burning. SCHLING SCHLING SCHLING. Perhaps you could call it an act of mercy. Three surgical cuts from that freakish sword and the steel encasing what remained of Killroomba 1 fell away. The little machine that couldn't sprang from its prison, cleaning along that already sterile path, one lone circle of silicon and plastic fleeing a force of nature.

Roberta gingerly picked it up, spinning it in her hands like a cat examining a dying mouse. With a little "eh!" that might've cute in other circumstances she snapped the robot in two over her knee. The maid nodded, then delicately stepped over the wreckage she'd made towards the button camera you'd installed in a vase on top of the entertainment center. Using the remains of Killroomba one she lifted the container down until her face filled your screen.

"Master? Are you feeling more energetic now?" You gulp as you notice the vein throbbing on her forehead. "I think it's time for me to clean the garage now."

God save us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708861
Due to the fact that they're part-wolf, I've always surmised that they can at least alter their arms and hands to resemble what the Werewolves, or mythological Kikimora have.

Mostly for combat purposes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708873
Salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708868
Roomba+

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708861
This never occured to me before.
I hope they do.
I hope they get bullied by harpies for being groundwalkers, and I hope they gaze out of the windows of master's house at the birds in the trees with tears in their eyes.
And then master takes her to bed and strokes her vestigial feathers and tells her she's the most beautiful little bird in the world. And she begs him to love her so good that she can feel like she's flying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708875
Medieval Times you motherfucking pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708818
>filename
TREKKING HOURS ACROSS THE SAND

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708842
What would a yandere centaur even do?

>"Only master can ride me and only I can be ridden by master!"

Anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708885
What?

Are you upset I didn't spell it with a capital M or something?

What did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708891
You can't outrun them for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708895
That's the name of the restaurant you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708895
You see, that's the name of the restaurant you were thinking of.
It's called Medieval Times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708891
>"You needed bigger doors for me to move around in your house master!"
>"So I remodeled the whole place while you were at work!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708896
Centaurs can't drive cars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708899
And used your credit cards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708896
You could always just do some really short sprints and crawl under/between things. In the right environment you might stand a ghost of a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708901

>Implying a Nightmare needs a car when she can just mind assassinate you in your sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708902
Leading her up a flight of stairs.
Then juking her and going right back down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708833
She can't stall the roomba singularity forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708901
Yes, they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708911
That's actually true. The trick is getting them in the car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708897
>>12708898
Thanks

Good job guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708916
I hope you get raped to death by a futacat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708915
>tfw centaur cars are simply rigged like those cars you see in the Flintstones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708884
If harpies bully the kikimora, she can always brag about her fingers and manual dexterity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708918
Nt remembering the name of a restaurant is no excuse for rudeness, anon.
Unless you're simply joking, in which case, I was the retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Roomba extermination kit.
This xmas for your special Kikimora maid!
Order now before supplies run out!

only ¤45,50

>>12708762

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708918
Someone piss in your Holst milk flat white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708921
>she does pic related in front of them
>they get visibly upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708926
What kind of gay drink is that?

[Anonymous No.]

What if we got 5 Roombas with Attitude to combine into one MegaRoomba

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708746

18 years later you are a happy man with your wife and beautiful daughters when a knock comes at the door one evening.

It is those same 2 women from 20 years ago....
They haven't aged a bit.
You ask them to come in to the house you now own and have them take a seat.

They ask you gather your wife and daughters together as they would like to talk with the whole family at once.

They want to know if your dauthers would like to join the matchmaker program as they think the found some potential mates for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708934
You tell me futacat enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708935
It would still be only as effective as having 2 roombas.
Unless it were to get on all fours and clean that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708187
This yandere paladin girl makes me hard. Anon, I must have more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708934
What's with the vinegar, anon?
Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708937
>Wishes you a horrible fate.
>Oh that means you must like it!
Hugh Wottmeight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708925
Now also presenting Kits 'R Us' full line of mamono kits!
>Roomba Extermination Kit, for cheeky masters
>Rival Elimination Kit, for the shirohebi on the go
>Shota Abduction Kit, for those too busy to rent a white van
>Police Rape Kit, because you can fuck the police WHILE fucking the police
>Fireman Rape Kit, because there's a fire in your pants and someone's got to put it out
>Also, an actual baby fox kit, for humans who don't have enough fluff in their life. Don't ask where we got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708944
>an actual baby fox kit
It's actually a shapechanged kumiho, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708941
Who the fuck puts milk in coffee? You gay son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708947
We've got a thirty day satisfaction guarantee, Anon. Order one yourself, and if you're not satisfied Kits 'R Us will refund one hundred percent of your purchase price!

Buyerisresponsibleforreturnpostage.Kits'RUsisnotresponsibleforanyincurredmedicalfeesdamagesordeath.Shippingwithing48continuousstatesorNorthKoreaonly.Additionalfeesmayapply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708948
You know, people who like milk in coffee.
It's kind of like having cream in it, but better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708953
Those people have a hankering for dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708951
>orNorthKoreaonly
Don't act like you got away with that shit. I caught that.
Guess i'll just have to get a fluffy tailed girl the old-fashioned way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708956
Rrrright...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708953

>Not putting Irish Creme or vodka in your coffee

I hope you turn into an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708960
Think it's a bit too late for that anon
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708960
I...I mean, whatever, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708960
>I hope you turn into an Alp
So do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708732
>little roomba robot girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708957
What, just because our company finally set up a trade agreement with Best Korea to save homeless kits we're shipping kumihos around the world to eat livers and weaken the enemies of the Chairman (may he live forever)? That's ridiculous and racist! Just for that you won't be allowed to pay in ten easy installments of $19.99! and! And no rush shipping! You kit is going to arrive tired and hungry and it'll all be your fault!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708953
>>12708960
>putting anything in coffee
>ever

There is some legit Alpitis going on in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708984
Joke's on you, I don't even drink coffee. I drink tea.
I cheated you.
I cheated you all along, and you didn't even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708989
That's even gayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708964
Wanna yuri with me anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708732
Get the Spoopy Roombas from the Evil Within. Let blood fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708989
See?

Advanced stage of Alpitis right there, he might already be one now. Or she I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708984
I like pumpkin bread with nuts in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708989
He played you all like a god damn fiddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708999
>It's not gay if we're both girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709001
>>12708998
>Drinking tea
>Gay
B-But the britbongs do it all the time.
Come on, guys! They even have tea time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709011
>tea time
>not the stupidest shit you ever heard

If you want to drink tea, whatever, but don't make a fucking time made for drinking tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709011
>britain
>not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709013
I believe it's mandatory that their tanks come with built-in tea kettles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709013
Not only do we have tea time, but some of us even call dinner time "tea time", leading to two different tea times, although both of them usually involve drinking tea.
Which is confusing even for us, but FUCK YOU, IT'S TEA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709008
I bet there's like a secret underground alp world that finds gay men and slowly indoctrinates them with the alp lifestyle until they turn and then go and find more gay men to alp it up with.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be the most fun to give a massage to?
Alternatively which would be the best to receive a massage from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709014
>Joeseph Joestar
>gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709024
If that Ushi-Oni massage story was any indication, Ushi-Oni, definitely.

And Kraken to be the one to receive one from.
Those suction cups are a miracle for worn muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709024
Giving a P'Orc a massage would be fun because of all that softness
As for receiving one, I'd say Kraken. Those multiple arms, those suction cups, hoo yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709017
> tanks without kettles
What a preposterous notion, old bean.
What's the point of killing Johnny Foreigner if you can't drink a jolly Darjeeling in the smouldering ruins of his village?

> no classy British mg waifu, ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709026
>Joesph
>British

Joesph was American, it was his shit granddad that was British

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709034
>spoiler
Cheshire would be the perfect candidate
Her and her lewd british voice, moaning while you ream her from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709036
Joseph*

I need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709034
How festive.
>>12709036
Joseph was actually born in Britain, as shown in Lisa-Lisa's backstory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709030
I missed the oni story. Any idea where I can find it? ctrl f in the pastebin doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709042
Just because someone's born somewhere means fuck all to that person.

Even so, Part 2 was garbage. I'd love to see SBR or DIU with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709030

>Ushi-Oni massage

You what? The only one I remember is the Medusa one from a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709055
it involves grinding you into a hardwood floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709053
Consider that Joseph had just moved to New York at the start of the Battle Tendency.
>>12709055
I believe it's this:
http://pastebin.com/qVBYDT0A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709060
usually fatal.
tired of ushi-oni forcing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709060
Ushi's are worse than Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have .less' two Anubis anal pictures? It doesn't look like they're on his imgur or hentai gallery page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708884
>Harpy: Haha, you can't fly!
>Kikimora: Ohohohoh~ Do you think that bothers me? You can't write, brush your teeth, open round door handles, cook dinner, or even hold hands with your husbandu.
>The Harpy flies off crying.

Nah, I think they're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709080
>hold hands with your husbandu
Shameless harlot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709064
>8 legged leg locking
FOUR TIMES THE LEG LOCKING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709053
>monstergirl Kira
i am afraid and aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709103
It's probably just a catgirl of some variety. We all know the Dio would be a vampire, Giornio a dhampyr-the pillar men would probably be Aztec themed monster girls that are muscular. The Zeppelis are most likely harpies-I'm trying to think other monster girl Jojo characters...

[Anonymous No.]

Lets see now, MGC town:

Down the road is the mandatory shrine with a Ryuu and several shirohebi.

Local hot spring resort owned by a fox family.

Local Tavern/bar owned by dark elves.

what else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709133
cheese shop owned by a holt

Woodshop run by wood elves?

fabric shop owned by were sheep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709130
Okuyasu would be a Wurm, Pucci would be a Dark Priest, and Gappy would be a Chimera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709136
>fabric shop owned by were sheep?
specializing in sweaters

kikimora maid service?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709133
prank shop owned by cheshire
Dragon BBQ
Wyrm mine
Jinko gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709136
>Holstaurus cheese shop

I thought it was a bakery. Remember we wrote that greentext last thread about the Holstaurus that gets her apprentice to milk her for baking ingredients, then does the same to him to make cream-filled spirit energy cookies, for the MG on the go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709133
Crypt with assorted undead girls.
Sabbath information center with Baphomet on a really high chair.
Dojo with jinkos and other martial arts girls.
Ushi-oni rehabilitation center.
Sex toy store owned by a blushing oomukade. Sells inflatable shota.
Alley with tough monster girls.
Bar with minotaurs and other monster girls. Fridays' are half price off for men. Also wet t-shirt contest for men.
Kraken dentist.
Hobby store and FLGS with Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709133
> dark elf tavern instead of red oni tavern
Harpy post office
Ogre gymnasium
Sabbath grade school
Crow Tengu library
Blue oni salaryman office building
Centaur riding school
Alraune cake shop don't ask me, it's canon
Dark Priest church

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709155
>Hobby store and FLGS with Anubis.
Damn, that lego anubis thing really blew up didn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709155
>Bar with minotaurs and other monster girls. Fridays' are half price off for men. Also wet t-shirt contest for men.

Sounds like my kind of bar. No slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709070
Nobody?

I'm starting to question wherever or not the pics I'm talking about are figments of my imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709167

What? Dickthrone and Laska Slutnubis? They're easy enough to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709133
Napping stations for Dormice or others that need a nap.
The adult movie theater, with exclusive movies of course.
Ghoul BBQ, guaranteed only non-sentient meat and the best BBQ in the city.
Of course a library, run by a Lich to fund her research. Don't go into the basement.
And don't forget Porkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709159
There's a bunch of Anubises standing around awkwardly. Some are buying model kits, others are playing RPGs. A pharoah is DMing in the corner, a white knight lizard man is playing a mary sue character. An apophis opened a rival store across the street, but closed down after she drugged all her customers.
>>12709160
It's a rough and tumble bar. Lot of beers, but the owner only insists on selling. Kind of a dive, but the minotaurs staffing the restaurant have the best burgers. At around 9 or so, a biker gang of manticores comes in and gets drunk and bullies the poor oomukade in the corner.
>>12709167
They're on his imgur gallery. I just saw them-it's like a man in shackles with anubis on top of him and his dick is in her pooper. You just have to go really far, and it is nearly identical to another picture where the man is having vaginal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709177
Shit, I was going to refer to Shiner beer or something, but I thought it was a reference only Texans would get and thought I deleted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709179
>Only Texans drinking Shiner
It may be Texan but it's fucking everywhere. It's not like Alamo or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709177
Join the Anubises campaign. First pick on loot, immediately healed after every hit I take, horrible at role playing but still most valuable party member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709184
>Participating in racial sterotyping: MG-edition
>Trying to correct Texan sterotypes.

Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709186
>You only get to play because you have a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709189

I mean I've worked and done research all over the deep south and the rockies and I've never been in a place that didn't have Shiner Bock at least. That's like saying only Mexicans drink Dos Equis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709177
>here's a bunch of Anubises standing around awkwardly. Some are buying model kits, others are playing RPGs
Being a turbo virgin who recearches WW2, constructs models, and once was a lego maniac I'd probably fit right in. I guess that's a good thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709173
Nah, not the dickthrone one. I'm talking about the image which has an Anubis taking anal doggystyle. There's two variations, with minor changes to the Anubis' facial expressions.
They don't look to be posted anywhere I can find them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709204
Does that mean they become fedora-- sorry, bonnet-tipping types, cracking awful jokes and touching a lot, if a guy in a tight shirt stops by to join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709204
Yeah, and they would also probably talk with you for hours about the merits of the T-34 versus the M-4 Sherman. I'm guessing they all would be up for helping you with whatever model kits you are building, and would help you paint too. They would not paint with enamel though and possibly metallic paint too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709215
C'mon, I'm not even a tank nerd and even I know the Sherman was one of the shittiest tanks designed during the war.

... Where did you say this shop was, again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709219
MGC town, somewhere in the midwest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709219
Hey, hey before we talk about anything else I just want to go on record the M-4 Sherman was beloved by the Russians and it is nowhere near the worst tank. The CV-33 was awful, and the Maus was a total logistical waste. The Type 95 Ha-Go was way too outdated, and had paper thin armor. There were way worse tanks in WWII.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709213
I don't mind awful jokes. Jokes so bad that you have to laugh at them are the best kind. But please, spare me the fedoras.

>>12709215
No enamel or metallic stuff because of fur I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709227
Yeah pretty much. I imagine it would be a bitch to get off of paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709224
>>12709219
Let's nip this at the bud before it goes out of hand.
Sherman was bretty gud, but not really a massive powerhouse of a machine. Good for supporting infantry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709230
Heh. Right now I'm imagining an abubis trying to get one of those fucking little turret pieces together with dem big paws.

[Anonymous No.]

You people are such nerds, but I love you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709235
This is /jp after all.

Requesting a drawfag of an anubis attempting to construct a model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709213
I want to surprise some beta MGs by cosplaying as their favorite WW2 generals. And pose for them in pictures that they'll probably use for schlicking material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709239
Oh look. Another extremely specific fetish to add to my list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709233

Sherman was a barely-serviceable piece of garbage, but it was a cheap easily-manufactured piece of garbage. And that's good enough for getting the job it needed to done.

>>12709234
Just uses those big tweezers and a set of helping hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709224
I said of the tanks designed during the war -- of course it beats out those old 1920 designs, pretty much every 1940s tank did.

But American doctrine was basically focused around dedicated tank destoyers to kill tanks. Not tanks versus tanks. That's why despite the gun being so pathetic, there wasn't nearly as much effort to upgun in response to heavy armor -- unlike, say, the Soviets, Germans, and even British fireflies.

Americans were more focused on the shipping logistics than the actual combat performance itself, which is why they never put any effort into making a heavy tank. Or giving the Sherman non-shitty armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709243
Join the club, fellow cosplay whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709238
Will you take a kraken building a ship in a bottle?

[Anonymous No.]

Goddammit I didn't think we'd be discussing Shermans in a monster girl thread especially this late at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709251
I MUST HAVE THE ANUBIS

>>12709247
>>12709246
oh dear this could be a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709253

>Implying these threads aren't 50% /tg/ and 10% /k/ denizens at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709251
Is sticking your penis in a bottle like putting a cookie jar just barely out of reach of child?

>>12709256
Relax, /jp/ has no post limit, remember? We can waste all the posts we want. Only limiting factors are time and # of images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709260
I seen pics on /b/ that suggest putting your dick in a bottle is a very bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709251
>>12709238
Have you ever had one of those moments when you're painting something and you accidentally drag your sleeve across the thing you're painting? Imagine how frustrating that'd be to an anubis or furred monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709251
I'll take a Kraken doing almost anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709269
>Painting models and miniatures with long sleeves
Not in this universe. I bet you don't even lick your brushes to shape them cretin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709215
Reminds me of an /ak/ discussion I had a while back about ships. I wonder if anubis's would schlick to some sort of kancolle-shipboys thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709251
Kraken art has the best facial expressions

Someone post that nurse kraken, if you have it please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709273
I wear sweatshirts alot because I'm just that cool, and sometimes the rolled up sleeve comes loose. And I don't like the taste of paint much =/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709278
> love nurses
> hate anal
suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709277
They could shlick to Ramba Ral and Char Aznable, along with historical figures like Patton and Rommel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706682
JACKIE CHAN JACKIE CHAN JACKIE CHAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709286
>Shlicking to Rommel.
Can't blame them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709136
>Woodshop run by wood elves?
Pardom my DnD, but wouldn't wood elves be against chopping down trees to sell for mere profit?

>>12709156
>don't ask me, it's canon
Alraune nectar is sweet. Aphrodisiacs in every goddamn thing. So no surprise, I guess.

>>12709286
>Ral
>Char
It'd be Kira and you damn well know it. I don't think fujoshi are capable of not masturbating to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709280

I could call you names, but you're honestly the kind of guy an MG modeller would want so they could teach you the finer ways of doing things.

Where the rest of us would be all
>Fuck you, Sable 0 is fine for light wetwork
>NMM sucks and I'll take Alclad over that crazy extra work any day
>Preshading does no good at this small scale this is 10mm babe, not your precious 28mm
>I DO need the water trap in my air line because I'm running off a steel quietzone and not a tiny annoying sputter pump, big reserve tanks 4lyfe
>Woman, WHERE IS MY FUTURE? AND YOU TOOK MY TAMIYA MATTE BASE TOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709269
Any monster with big furry paws would have trouble doing a lot of things, which is why I dislike KC's anubis hands. Actual fingers are far better than enormous meat slabs covered in fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709282
Tentacles don't always mean pegging. I like to think any tentacled waifu would respect my wishes and keep her appendages away from my anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709291
Not him but I have no idea what you just said. Any of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709294
What do you think tentacles exist for? anal penetration

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709295
Because you're not a modeller I guess. Every field has it's own tools and jargon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709290
Aw hell no. There would be the one or two awful-tier monster girls who like Kira and Seed, but the anubis with good taste would shlick to Ramba Ral and Char. Along with Ord and Loran. Remember, Anubis aren't shit tier like matango or Dark Matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709298
Wrong, they are for multitasking and great all encompassing hugs.

My waifu doesn't want poop on her tentacles anyway. Dat shit's gross yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709291
>you're honestly the kind of guy an MG modeller would want so they could teach you the finer ways of doing things.

"Aff, you fool. That's the wrong brush. use the tipped ones over there. And don't use that glue for plastic, it doesn't bond as well. Good, shave it off and try again"

Somebody wants to be around me! I'm having a wonderful time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709298
why did you feel the need to spoiler that if we're already discussing it openly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709298
No, they don't, actually. They're for movement and grasping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709298
for very intimate, lamia tier cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709291
THIN YOUR FUCKING PAINTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709289
Rommel, you magnificent bastard I read your POSTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709303
>>12709291
"Anon, shaving nubs does not mean mutilating the plastic."
"If you are making a Sherman Firefly, why the hell are you using a 75mm gun? Don't tell me you don't know the difference."
"Oh, god you just painted that Soviet tank in woodland colors."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT A FLECKTARN BLANKET?"

[Anonymous No.]

I bet you plebs don't even have spam can plushies.

[Anonymous No.]

The whole room goes silent in the game club as you mention you love to play LoL.
Every Anubis stares at you with this odd hunger in their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709307
Tentacles are probably second best for hugs if you can handle the slime or are UNDER THE SEA down where it's wetter anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709294
Me too. But it's harder to believe that the scenario in that specific picture is going to end with your sphincter intact
>>12709292
>Any monster with big furry paws would have trouble doing a lot of things, which is why I dislike KC's anubis hands.
This is why I *like* KC's anubis hands. I want my apophis waifu to be all cute and clumsy and permanently impressed by humans' manual dexterity. both for lewd and non-lewd purposes

Or we live in her homeland instead of mine and I can't open jars because they're all designed for giant tridactyl paws. I'm equal-opportunity about daily life inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709286
>>12709289
>Schlicking it to Rommel
Can't blame them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709321
They would be impressed with Red Orchestra, Arma, or War Game. I would actually have someone to play those games with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709320
>>12709317
>>12709321

"Anon, please don't tell me you don't know the difference between Frogskin and Flecktarn camo"

I love all of This. I officially pronounce modeler anubis a thing, and christen her.... Uh... Anyone got a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709325
Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709308

>DON'T THIN THE TAMIYAS WITH WATER YOU TROGLODYTE! USE ALCOHOL! WATER ONLY IN THE WATER-BASED ACRYLIC POTS!
>WHERE'S MY OLD RAL PARTHA SEA GREEN? YOU KNOW I CAN'T GET THAT SHADE ANYMORE!
>....
>HONEY, I CAN'T FIND MY 1MM MASKING TAPE EITHER. CAN YOU CHECK IF IT'S WITH THE SPARE XACTO BLADES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709329
You.
You.
You is my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709321
>>12709326
What do you guys/and or whatever boards you people are from think about insurgency?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709328
I can only imagine her parents being British tank fans and naming her something like Matilda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709324
Wyvern or harpy is better for cute clumsy lack of dexterity. Things that have hands should be able to use them.

>>12709322
Everything is better, down where it's wetter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709334
Feels too much like Counter-Strike, in a bad way.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the MG's clueless bf who doesn't understand nerd culture at all.

[Anonymous No.]

"Wow you figured out how to do Zimmerit on your model......Oh, it's a bad paint job...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709334
Allahu ackbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709334
I like Insurgency a lot. It doesn't make me rage nearly as much as Battlefield 4, and I like the community. The first time I played everyone stopped shooting and made a human centipede. Unfortunately none of my IRL friends play Insurgency and I'm kind of busy so I don't have the time I'd like to play it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709343
Normalfag plz. Why would you not want to share hobbies with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709339
MATILDA IT IS! Or Valerie, from the valentine tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709343

>TFW most people here would be like the reviled hambeasts of yore except with better taste, true neckbeardians

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709334
Isis is a serious problem that needs to be addressed, and resolved.
Not sure what this has to do with MGs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709353
He's talking about the video game m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709342
Its gotta be made by some of the same people, I'm too lazy to actually look up if it is but I'm like 99% sure it is.
>>12709348
Every single round.
>>12709349
Don't get me started on battlefield 4.
>>12709353
I smiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709354
We don't like Xbox here, its all about ps3/4 here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709334
ALLAH SNACKBAR
also Panj a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709326
>Going to Valerie the abubis's hobby shop for LAN fridays
>spending 4 hours blasting at each other in L4D2, war thunder, TF2, planetside 2, ext
>While being surrounded by extremely attractive MG's who are unpopular because of their odd hobbies

I came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709357
I now have a name for my middle eastern chain of restaurants

Allah's snackabar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709350
I want to see her get frustrated when ask what gameboy game she's playing with her friends. Or when I ask her why she's using this "gento" program and not mac.

She'd make that autist groan and then sit me down and explain it all to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709341
I want there to be some sort of flying sport for wyverns and harpies to have. Something involving balls, and catching things in the air maybe. Something that would end in serious injury for at least one player a game. That they shouldn't let preteens play but do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709334
>There's a heavy monster girl presence in this sector, we've been ordered to clear it. Move through, secure the objectives and destroy any rape dungeons you find. Watch for counter-rapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709357
Panj got so much love then so much hate so fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709356
It's a PC only game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709363
>IDEs and replaced with mass area DEMONIC ENERGY bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709361
>Using gentoo
Into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709363
Just throw more men at it.
eventually we will sex them into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709358
>LAN's at FLGS
I haven't seen that at an FLGS since like the 90's. Magic and other cardgames kind of replaced it. At least the classic RPG's still keep on trucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709373
My game store also has a game club with 100mbit internets .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709370
>Haha yeah, what a n00b
>...Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709370
>She's just shitposting on /g/
>She really uses Mint
>She tries to sell you on Arch to haze you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709358
>>12709339
>>12709330
>>12709291
>>12709303
>>12709215

"I tell you anon, the Mogami class were the worst class of heavy cruiser built. Stupid things practically shook themselves apart when they fired because their armaments were to big and placed too high. Ehhh?? You like the Yamato's? Those were even worse! They were as slow as a bathtub and as vulnerable as an upturned turtle from air attack! You like them because they look cool?!? Well, allright, they do look cool. But they're still worthless!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709377
>willingly using linux

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709382
>She also has a partition that boots into W7 but pretends linux does everything when she's just using an old thinkpad to screw around on the internet and watch her chinese cartoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709385
Whats her stance on jewnukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709385
D-do you think she could help me fix my macbook? It's got viruses

[Anonymous No.]

So much /tg/ in here today. Hopefully Nyanon will be here in a few hours to cure it with his daily dose of /fit/

Mouse is best girl. No one like TsundereTiger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709378
>>12709358
"Hey Valerie, can you help me with my computer? It's freezing up."
"Your parts are loose, they're loosing connectivity to each other. That's the main problem"
"So how do I fix it?"
"You've go to be kidding me."
"Sorry...."
"I expect to see you at the shop IMMEDIATELY after school. No self-respecting PC user wouldn't know how to fix his own machine"
"O...Okay..."


I am learning the ways of the master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709219

But that's wrong! The Sherman was a damn fine tank, especially in the role for which it was intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709386
Neutral, but she sure posts "good goy" a lot when people buy new prebuilts of any kind, even as she's saving up for a new GTX card for her new desktop build.

She keeps you up at night with her clicky Model MG mechanical keyboard that was built thirty years ago which she plugs into her laptop dock for the numpad.

>>12709387
She does. Then she copies all your passwords and porn and personal data.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709396
What, a cheap, compact Made-In-China-esque knockoff of real tanks? See >>12709247

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709390
TsundereTiger has a heart of gold and loves the lil chilluns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709397
I guess if you nudge her in the right direction with some redpilling she's salvageable.
D-

[Valerie the destroyer No.]

>>12709403
>>12709396
Gah. You are both wrong. The sherman was a mass produced tank meant to support infantry and combat light tanks and emplacements-and nothing else. When used against heavier tanks it was just worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709413
>Taking roleplaying this far

Seriously dude. It's a fun idea; don't go all A Very Special Janet Christmas and ruin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709413
>A tank which could only effectively fight tanks in a lighter weight class than itself.
>Good.

The only objective measure in which it was "good" was its cheap cost. You could spam them like the Russian human wave, but with tanks, and wear the enemy down through numbers alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709417
What's the old tiger joke? We could kill five shermans but there always seemed to be six.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709413
What the fuck are those marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709422

Her navel is alerted to your presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709422
It's to direct your eyes to her navel. Don't question it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709424

He's not questioning it. he's exclaiming it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709423
>>12709424
It is a nice navel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709397
B-but I have pictures of elves in summer dresses I saved from google image search! I would just die if she saw that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709415
It's a joke, calm down. We're not going to go rp time with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709426
It really is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709424
>>12709423
But it makes me look at her breasts more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709424
>>12709422
She has a quest for you. Epic adventure awaits! Delving her dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709417
>>12709421
>>12709413
I wonder if Valerie and the rest of the Mg magic gang would bounce around /k a lot yelling at anyone who thought the sherman was good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709439
What do you mean by dungeon anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709438
What? No, that's what the tie is for. Stop being silly, Anon. You're being silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709445
Holy shit I didn't even see the tie.

All I saw was paws and boobs.
I need help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709413
So, thanks to that lego Anubis story, she's now a threadcannon nerd MG.

But putting threadcanon or memes aside, going by the MGE, which ones would actually be canon nerds?

I suspect...
Oomukade: hermits in fantasy settings -> hikkimori shut-ins in modern settings
Cyclops: smithing specialist -> computer specialist?
Baphomet: Aren't these guys the canon researchers/eggheads of the Demon army?
Blue Oni: Also intellectuals

Any others you guys can think of

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709443
I mean her dark dank depths.

And maybe her literal dungeon in which you will be locked for s&m

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709447
Jesus Christ, get off the internet and go fap right now! Or stay on the internet but still fap right now! you need to clear your mind. A lot. Next you're going to tell me you didn't notice the ears, cheek peak or cameltoe either and we're going to have to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709443
>>12709451
Yeah, but what if it turns out to be the Tomb of Horrors! You could easily get destroyed by the orb of annihilation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709413

So now that Valerie is a (assumingly short lived) thing, let's take list of the various characters /jp has created

Anya the space jinko
Lego anubis
Apologist manticore
Hail hathor
pepper the grapesnake
Arachnotaur the benevolent ushi
De-lolified kitsune
Ammy the slutty goddess
Aztek fucking thing, the other slutty goddess
Valerie, Modeler and shut-in extraordinaire.
Any others?

>>12709450
needs a crow tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709452
Wait what?

What the fuck, I didn't even see any of what you just said!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709453
All you need to do is stroke the orb while you explore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709450
Nightmare: cowardly and timid when you're not dreaming of them
Charybdis: they're pretty much canon NEETs
Crow tengu: "Crow Tengu seclude themselves atop mountains and dedicate themselves to the pursuit of knowledge. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709403

If the Sherman was such a bad tank, then why did the Russians prefer it over T-34? The reason is because it was just straight up better and the even the Russians recognized this, which is one of the reasons that Russian Guard regiments (usually considered more "elite" than regular units, but generally just received better equipment) were equipped with primarily Shermans instead of T-34s.

That aside, the Sherman was a more than capable medium tank, and when it was introduced in N. Africa it proved to be a serious threat against the majority of German and Italian tanks, excluding the Tiger I of course. You also need to consider that it wasn't a tank that was designed to engage other tanks like the Tiger I and other famous heavy tanks that the Germans fielded. The Sherman's main role was to support the infantry by engaging enemy infantry, buildings/cover, and light armoured vehicles (such as half-tracks, assault guns, armoured cars, etc) which did compose the majority of the forces the Allies faced on the Western Front. If the average Sherman was up-gunned with a high-velocity gun like the Tiger and Firefly, then it would lose it's effectiveness against enemy infantry and emplacements. Once again, remember that enemy infantry, light armoured vehicles, and defensive emplacements did compose both the majority of threats the Allies faced and the largest threat the Allies faced on the Western Front. The Germans just didn't field enough heavy armour on the Western Front to justify investing too heavily into heavy tanks for the Allies.

You also keep implying that logistics and production are not important qualities in a tank, when as the outcome of the war showed: they clearly are. Yes, the Sherman was tactically inferior to tanks such as the Panther, Tiger, Konigstiger, etc. But it was strategically superior, which turned out to be more important in the end.

I'm not saying the Sherman didn't have flaws, I'm saying it wasn't a bad tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709457
Jesus fuck, we're looking at the 'extreme no fap November' syndrome. This Anon is suffering from such withdrawal that his mind can only focus on erotic things, making other parts of the body irrelevant.
Anon, you must drop your pants, get some tissue, and spend a couple hours on Sadpanda. If all else fails, summon a Succubus ASAP. You mentality is at stake here. Your dick might begin to override your thoughts, turning you into a husk who's only purpose is to stick their dick into a hole. This can cause your dick to be permanently erect, making all the blood rush to one area and nowhere else, effectively killing you due to your brain not functioning correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709457
Seriously, go masturbate. You're so focused on tits and fluff you're missing out on the finer details. Come back when your dick is less dominant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706145
>The Kikimora gave me an odd stare as I pulled out a plain cardboard box, it was the kind of given to people who regularly ate paint chips as a kid.

What does this even mean? A box for paint eaters? What the hell is that?

Also fucked up grammar (it was the kind of BOX given to people) and also a run on sentence.

I'm disappointed, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709417

>Russians
>Human Wave

Opinion discarded, you clearly have no idea what you're even talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709466
Jeesus Valerie, take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709468
>>12709469
Nah I'm fine, I just don't notice the fine details.

I'm denser than a paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709474

I even had to shorten my argument so I could fit it in one post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709481
Easy easy, just post wiki links and leave him to educate himself. Here, let me massage your ears

ahh yeah that's the shit, them fucking things and their velvety ass fell oh man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709478
No, Anon, look at me. I'm over here. LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT. Alright. You are not okay. You're making beautiful women and art cry right now, at the same time, no less. You need to be fixed. I hate to propose such drastic measures, but we might need to throw you into the khepri pit. If you prefer snake cloaca we can toss you into a mating ball too, but something must be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706145
Are you ever going to finish that parasite slime story? It kind of left us hanging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709483

I'll leave this here instead.

http://www.mediafire.com/?yqbjwbj82bf6t

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709485
Khepri pit? what's that?

I think I just need some sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709488
>Khepri pit? what's that?
It's a pit. A pit full of khepri. The theory is that if you fill a man with enough MAMONO MANA he'll learn to appreciate the finer things, like ass, ears and vaginas. He might also go insane from pleasure, but that's a risk we must take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709456
tv watching dragon
ra the ara ara goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709490
Well I like lots of woman parts, asses, breasts, legs, hands, and all that good stuff.

I don't need some crazy thing like that, I think you're just jumping the gun a little.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been gone for a day and already 1500+posts. What'd i miss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709498
The pit is full of woman parts. You would like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709502
Yes, sopping, needy woman parts.

Actually, can I get in the pit instead? I'll take the mating ball too, I'm not picky and that guy doesn't deserve it either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709500
porn, bitching, life in MGC
shops in MGC town
uhh more bitching
lame pics
more bitching
uhh thats it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709502
I dunno know anon, I don't like bugs much.

Can't I just sleep it off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709509
>Can't I just sleep it off?
After missing all that? No. I'll go prepare the mating ball, you won't be sleeping at all for the next night or seven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709507
Darn it i missed the good parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709515
Can't I just fuck one of those new panda girls?

Or just lazily sleep with her?
Oh, how about a Nightmare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709466
I'm willing to bet the Ruskies only preferred the Sherman over the T-34 because of its shitty ergonomics. T-34s were initially cramped, poorly ventilated, and had awkward positioning of internal equipment and ammo rack. Heck, they usually didn't even have radios so they had to communicate with signal flags. By comparison, the Sherman -- heck, any modern, Western tank -- was like riding in a luxury sports car in terms of comfort.

But in terms of "hard stats" the T-34s, particularly the later variants, were by far superior in effective armor thickness, armor penetration, ground pressure and top speed, etc. The Germans also fielded medium tanks that were superior to the Sherman in great number. The only ones who didn't were the Japanese, and it wasn't largely their fault (soggy ground, dense jungles, and island combat, tends to make tank warfare a dubious proposition).

I've not heard the argument that a high velocity gun would have rendered the gun ineffective against infantry and fortifications before. Do you have a citation for this? (Genuinely curious, not being rhetorical here). So long as the cannon caliber remained the same size, I don't see why a lower propellant, HE shell couldn't be launched... if it could withstand the stress of a high-velocity round, a lower-velocity HE shell should be no problem for it, right?

I would also question the "mass producibility argument", given that by war's end the Germans had thousands of tanks non-functional due to fuel shortages, creating the illusion the Allies were producing far more tanks than the Germans were due to combat reports. Additionally, don't forget the US industry and much larger and largely untouched by bombing and blockades. This economic superiority would have meant the Allies could field far more tanks than the Germans almost regardless of what particular design they chose to produce.

[Anonymous No.]

high lights of the thread so far
>>12709133
>>12709136
>>12709145
it goes from there
>>12708746
and
roomba vs kikimora

>>12708596

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709544
the top one spiraled into tank talk

[Anonymous No.]

"Anon, I am not bothering you will all the game talk am I?"

"Oh, the eye?, I hurt it when I threw my controller on the couch and it bounced up and hit me, don't worry I will be fine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706868
She's actually closer to a dwarf.

That setting is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709552
Someone needs tender ear teasing and heavy petting.
And it's her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709552
10/10

Would tenderly pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>See new Z-ton
>What started as sex for procreation with the lights off become tentacle parasite futa incest mindcontrol BDSM
What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.]

"Now now, don't be shy, you want to impress that gamer guy don't you?"
"Don't worry, I got your back, me and my BF will be right with you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709560
O-oh my, those are going to just pop right out

[Anonymous No.]

Thats all I got of those two on my lappy.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

Ready to continue with the kung-fu CYOA.
http://pastebin.com/1i7P30RA in case you missed last time, hopefully I didn't miss anything.

Who wants to continue?

[Luka-bro No.]

>>12709552
Sounds like something that would happen to me.

Perhaps we could play together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709326
>I will never spend an evening playing Wargame:RD with MGGF
Why is this plane of existence so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709559
Oh boy, do you even know of the new one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709552
Why can't nerds look like that in real life? It's not fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709560
This artist does the best CCs (that fox).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709574
Ask her about the legos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709572
What with the horse? Yeah I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709574
Are you kidding? Barring any potential catches (bitchy/sjw/odor/etc.) if they did, they'd be taken in the blink of an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709523

You also forgot to mention that the T-34 also had shittier optics, terrible quality control, and (for the earlier models at least) was just as bad (if not worse) as the Sherman at combating enemy armour due to it's shitty gun and armour.

If you compare a late war T-34 to an early war/nu-upgraded Sherman, then yes it is better based on the specs. However, when you start comparing late-war/upgraded Shermans against their T-34 counter-part then they are demonstrably superior. This is pretty obvious if you compare a Jumbo or Easy Eight to a T-34-85. Hell, even if you compare any old Sherman with a 76mm gun you'll see that while depending on the variant it may have less armour, the gun is still superior to the T-34s 85mm.

Now as for the argument about high-velocity gun being less effective against soft-targets, that's simply because the high-velocity guns either don't have any HE shells or don't have very good HE shells. I couldn't tell you why this is the case, and don't have any specific citations to back it up. But that's just how it was, and literally every source on WWII tanks you'll come across does support this.

I'm not even going to bother with your last point here, because while you certainly make some good and objectively true points, it is still an established fact that the Allies did have more tanks than the Germans both in total and operational on the battlefield. Just as it is an established fact that the Sherman was designed to be easy to mass produce, and easy on the logistics. Keep in mind that last point, it doesn't matter how many tanks you can produce if you can't get them to where they are needed, and keep them well supplied. It's the combination of both mass production and easy logistics that are a strength of the Sherman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709571

>Red Dragon
>Not AirLand Battle

Enjoy your naval blob spam and more OP plane spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709581
Yeah, but at least then I'd have a shot, semicolon, underscore, etc. But seriously, if gamer gurls and the like looked like that I imagine there'd be a lot less misogyny around these parts. Maybe even less demand for monstergirls. Funny idea, that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709569
lets do it nyanon

[Anonymous No.]

>New Ahobaka doujin.
>Christmas Cake-looking plant girl.
Yes.
>Gangrape by many Christmas Cake-looking plant girls.
YES!!!
>Ejaculation denial via vines wrapped around penis.
...Okay, not so much my thing, but still kinda hot, let's keep it going.
>Man gets absorbed/turned into a plant and treated as a semen faucet.

Ugh, god damn it Ahobaka. As soon as I'm convinced you're about to give me gold you always yank it away and throw a pile of shit in my face.

[Anonymous No.]

Posts are disappearing again.
Hi Janet!

Well supposedly there are no ugly MGs just like anime!
So even gamer MGs would be cute.

Strange logic the MG universe has, don't you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709569
Here he is. Let's do it, biatch.

[Anonymous No.]

This roomba vs kikimora is lulz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709597
>lulz

Please stop doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709598
many giggles?
lotsa laughs?
ticked mah fancy?
rocked mah socks?
snickered like an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709593
No love for Giant Slugs then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709599
>snickered like an alp

What does the even sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709607
It's a very gay, sort of sound. Kind of like a teenager with a cracking voice laughing.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709569
>>12709590
>>12709595
Alright, here we go!

You wake up with a start when you feel a sharp pinch to your side, sitting up to see that Himizu is there to wake you up. The sun has barely started to rise at all, but she's already looking a bit annoyed with you.
"Come on anon, we need to start the training!"
You yawn and get up, realizing you won't be getting breakfast first as she heads outside in the most direct route. You follow her, having no chance to retort on the way to a special meditating garden with a large stone in the center of raked sand with evenly placed, orb-like stones polished till they shined. You are about to question her, before the young ryu flicks a finger and you have to catch an unpolished stone from the outside circle in your hands.
"This training is simple, you'll be polishing that stone down with the sand! But you need to stay on the stone in the center to do it. And the stone cannot touch the ground."
That sounds rather tough, but she just giggles and smiles at you.
"You're at about this level, you haven't been slacking off training have you?"
Maybe a bit, but you don't admit it.
Nonetheless you get up onto the stone with a jump before trying to sit cross legged. You find that it has a very dull point, making it hard to sit without supporting yourself with your focus. Himizu watches as you do so and gather your focus, hovering the stone in front of you but struggling to bring any sand up to polish it. Two things is about your limit.
Himizu keeps up the instruction, but she's a novice at it and has to correct herself at times. You drop the stone and fall off the rock several times before she gets annoyed with you, never really sounding that angry.
"Stay here till you get it!... or till noon. Our meal is then." She informs you, moving away to calm herself down as you keep trying to do the practice. She isn't here, you could just sneak away and do something else.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709615
Stay and train. Hone your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709615
Stay there and get good. If we have to skip the meal, then so be it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709615
Yeah, there choices seem to boil down to "do it" or "sneak away and do anything else." Kind of a vague choice there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709544
>my post is a highlight

o-oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709615
This guys again >>12709617
Try and "center yourself" mentally. Empty yourself of thought until you are totally calm. THen continue your training. Become so absorbed in your task that you miss lunch. good thing Himizu saves you some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709630
>But then she doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709634
Even better, you get to see flustered ryu feeling guilty about eating your share or maybe bitch hinezumi boggarted it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709634
If Ryu won't, Mouse might 'cause best girl. Also feeling bad for knocking you out and wants to apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709638
though this >>12709639 is good too

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709615
That last fight you had was pathetic, you don't want a repeat of it. Especially in real combat. You'll stay as long as it takes to get it. Making sure to remember Himizu's instruction you attempt the task and start to get the hang of it once the sun is halfway up the sky, ignoring the occasional passerby as you meditate.
By the time noon comes around you're at least hovering the three things at once, and are working on moving the sand around the stone but can't exert the force you need to actually make it smooth out the stone.
Your training is cut short Himizu comes 'running', a whine in her voice as she calls your name. It snaps you out of your focus and all three things fall down, yourself landing in the sand.
Himizu doesn't care and tries to pull you up and drag you, helping you to stand up before you start walking on your own. You ask what is going on, Himizu not looking back as she hurries you along.
"We were supposed to get our supplies in today, but one of the disciples we sent to get it came back saying the town it passes through has been taken over by the warlord's forces! The nineteen others have been captured!"
Well, that isn't good. Lucky you, it's only the second day here.
You're rushed into the main hall where the students are talking and gossiping in worry. Toriza and Mimita stop arguing in front of the spooked panda girl sitting where your seat is, eating your lunch. They look over at you as you're brought over, Himizu moving about around the table in worry.
Since you're there you ask for the situation, the panda girl keeping to her eating.
"A hundred strong. Two officers. Confirmed mantis, possible centaur. Ten p'orcs with nine large mice each. Holding town hostage. Only source of supplies. Only enough food for five more days." Toriza explained, Mimita frowning at you a bit before standing on her chair
(continued)

>>12709622
I'll try and work on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709471
Well shit.

Thats what I get for writing at 3:00am.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709644
"We need to send out forces to reclaim it! Those officers aren't masters, but the centaur has some sort of power. Anytime one of the female students get close to her they end up getting controlled or something! We haven't seen her before, we just heard from a Kunoichi we had hired until she stopped coming back." Mimita explained, holding out her bowl of rice that had half of it still in it, chopsticks on top.
You take the food and start eating, Himizu whining a bit. "So, you need to go but we can't decide which other master to keep here in case it's a diversion! I can't leave on mother's orders, and we need a master to help protect me!"
So, you're the tiebreaker.
"Two days on foot. One on horse. Only twenty horses. Can take forty to fight if we don't use them." Toriza added.
You're choosing the form of locomotion as well, huh?
They look at you expectantly, waiting for your decision. They must trust you a bit if they're making you choose.

Who do you take with you? It'll be at least two days relatively alone with someone.
http://strawpoll.me/3020698
And how do you get there?
http://strawpoll.me/3020700

[Anonymous No.]

So just to be clear, none of you here would be willing to take the idea of mechs wrasslin' Wurms and writing it?
...okay. Jerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709644
be sure to give the panda a flat look. before you reply to whatever mimita has to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708906
Okay, Nightmare on Elm Street, with an MGE Nightmare, when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709682
One, two, Frannie's coming for you~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709665
For some reason I suspect that horseback combat against a magical centaur is a bad idea. It's like fighting a mermaid underwater... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709665
Voted Mimita because you fought each other so your teamwork should be a bit better than with the Jinko. On foot would probably be better since you can be stealthier that way and you have double the men. I don't know if kung-fu masters are trained extensively for combat on horseback either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709686
Naw nigga, naw. It's more like leveling the field.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I just got back from a Motley Crue concert, and based on some...stuff, I observed there, I have a query for /mgg/.

Which MG would you take to a metal concert, get baked with, and spend all night bumping and grinding against as you lose all inhibitions in the strobing lights, pulsating base, and pounding, blazing pyro?

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any stories were a skeleton is the main girl?

I don't think we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709696
I'll give you a hint: she'd be screaming for me to TZICH her harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709696
moth-chan
butterfly-chan
siren

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709702
>butterfly-chan
The hell is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709706
A butterfly the chans

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709696
probably a siren
a kejourou might fit in by hairflipping

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, anon... winter is coming. Why don't we get a little closer to one another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709156
>Alraune Cake Shop

I thought it was that they made hard candies out of nectar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709715
I already have a dragon living with me and I just finished making us hot chocolate. Try the neighbor next door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709715

Who are you and how did you get in my house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709715
>Heart pupils
Sure. Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709715
I can't feel my feet. I won't give the most heat but its better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708279
Okay, honestly? I fucking love this. Especially the Holst's face.

>Bitch, what're you even blushing about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709718
>not convincing your Dragon to keep other girls as pets and minions
Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709696
My answer is, as always, Anubis.

Oh god what would an Anubis on a high even be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709725
The problem with that idea is she doesn't really want to share me, and she only tolerates the kikimora who lives with us because she does just about everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709726
>Hey, hey, check this out! If I take the tops off of two Oreos, I can get the stuffing from two into just one!
Like that.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709665
Speed isn't as much of the essence, there is a day to spare. Maybe longer if they ration and hunt. You'd rather have more forces, as twenty on one still lost against the warlord's force. Mimita would be able to avoid the centaur's magic better, and you know her moves better.
You inform the group of your decision and Himizu nods before casting a ball of light into you and Mimita. Wards of protection.
"Those should help you against any magic you face off, but I can't use it on everybody. I'll get who I can but I need to save some of my strength just in case." Himizu states, moving towards the students to start picking out the thirty eight that would go with the masters.
Toriza stays stoic but seems bothered by the decision, turning and heading away. "I'll get the supplies ready."
You need to go get your own supplies from your residence, and start to head off. You realize that Mimita is following you with a grin on her face as you finish the food.
"I used those chopsticks you know." She teases you, though you don't respond as you find your way to your place. You pack light with the essentials, placing the empty bowl down while Mimita hovers.
"You almost won yesterday you know. SO close! You'll do it next time, won't you?" She teases some more, almost getting a reaction out of you.
"Come on, don't be like that! I was pretty impressed! Though, now some students are calling you 'senior sitting duck' but I didn't start that."
Finished getting your traveling shoes on you stand up and ask if she needs to get anything for the trip, your earlier training keeping you calm.
"I suppose I should get my weapons. Want to know where my room is? I can show you, in case you get lonely after this is all over." She grins up at you as you pause at your room's door.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709729
Who said anything about sharing you? The other girls would be hers as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709712
>Kejourou
>Hair flipping
>She actually flips things with her hair
>She's a beast in the mosh pit, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709715
>I wish my Lamia roommate wasn't so creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709737
Stay at the door, I'm going to put some kahlua in her hot chocolate and ask her if she wants a pet snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709736
Follow her back to her room. Take the opportunity to tease her back some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709752
Dis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709736
She isn't going to stop taunting and teasing anytime soon, so might as well go see her room. Tease her on the way there, just to counter her teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709749
>Dragon Overlady sitting on her (possibly dick) throne, petting a Cat Girl on her lap, a Lamia resting on her shoulders
Yes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709736
She seems awfully nonchalant about going into a real battle. Maybe she's just covering up for her nervousness? Probably not, huh. Well why not, go along with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you enjoy wet Wolfu smell or do you make her stay away until she dries up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709715
>>12709721
>heart pupils
you sirs are and forever will be my niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709766
You know, wet dog smell doesn't actually come from when a dog is wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709769
>heart pupil lover

Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709766
I'd bully her about the smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709769
>Heart pupil lover
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709771
Don't sperg, just play along. Cuter that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709778
Eh, it was just a 'the more you know'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709775
>bullying a Wolfu
That's horribly mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709780
Don't worry, I'd make it up to her later. With some chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709784
>trying to poison her after bullying her
Right. Time to call the Manticore cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709766
I rub her nose in it.

Oh wait, that's something different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709785
It's not like I don't want her to enjoy it or anything. I was thinking of something along the lines of >>12653719.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709736
Tease her about inviting you to her bed (specifically say that even though she said room). Mention that you didn't have to beat her to get her all over you, even before the battle yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709774
>>12709777
heart pupils for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709802
>heart pupils for everyone!
>heart pupils
>pupils
>s
Half way there, mate. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709802

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709802
>cyclops with heart pupil
Whelp, heart pupils are ruined. Everyone go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709808

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709810
>Heart pupils
>Ruined
>By a Cyclops
Are we going to have a problem here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709808
I want to cuddle with a pile of Yeti's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709814
We are. I mean, in the first place it's only possible for a cyclops to ruin heart PUPIL. Singular. Heart pupils are still sacred and heart isn't a bad thing to see in a girl's eye before you bully her, anyway.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709736
There isn't any harm in doing so, you agree to it but decide to try and have some fun with the rat. You ask why she's trying her best to cheer you up, seems odd for the victor. She starts to lead the way as she responds.
"I'm impressed is all! Nobody has come that close to beating me before!"
"So, you want someone to beat you?" You ask.
She hesitates, but answers anyways. "I really do want someone that can beat me, but you've gotten the farthest. If you train a bit harder you might actually do it! Not if you slack off though!" She laughs.
It's not far to her room, and she opens it up with pride. The place is rather bare, she keeps it really tidy. Ink paintings are hung from the walls that she's done herself, the practice showing. The rat hurries to a chest and opens it up, leaning over to give you a teasing near look at what undergarments she wears under that white mist valley dress. When she stands up with her things, the grin tells you it was very on purpose.
"So, you want ME to beat you?"
She laughs again as she gets some more things for the short trip together, packing just as light as you. "Don't flatter yourself! You're a good choice, but you need some work still."
She's a bit hard to get under the skin of. She passes by you with her weapons inside her bag, cocky grin returning.
"You've been all over me since I arrived though, besides the dinner." You joke, turning to see her paused and grumbling towards you a bit. "And you've pretty much invited me to your bed."
"Nevermind that! We gotta hit the road!" She huffs, moving off quick with no intention to lead you to the temple gates. You know the way anyways, but are happy and grinning that you got at least one good shot in.
You head off after her but she ran once she rounded the corner, leaving you behind. You save your strength and get to the gates where the other warriors you would be fighting with are gathering, not having to wait long before they're all ready to hit the road.
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709815

>Being hugged by a Yeti and a Weresheep while being coiled in a Kejourou's hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709813

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709815
>Cuddling a pile of yeti
We'll call it a snowball.

[Anonymous No.]

So... Story about a shota middleschooler ending up in a girls-only highschool full of futa monster girl anxious to tap dat shotabutt fucking when???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709820
You're three letters off from becoming an Alp, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709818
Sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709802
>>12709808
>>12709813
>>12709819
welp, this is embarrassing, totally didn't check to see how many sfw heart pupil MG pics I had...
and I just have those four
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709825
I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about. None at all. Snuggling with multiple yeti is a pure, comfy thing and nothing more. Not a single thing. Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709829
>We'll call it a snowball.

>v. Snowballing
>An exchange of semen during oral sex.

>A guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, and then semen is passed back into the mouth of the guy who just ejaculated through kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709831
...and then there's this guy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709831
I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BUT IT'D BE NICE IF YOU COULD LEARN TO TAKE A HINT. Sorry, I seem to have left my caps lock on. Silly me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709831
You're the only one who had that in mind though. Maybe you should watch less gay porn and concentrate more on cuddling fluffy Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709831
Not the Anon, but fuck that sounds even more disgusting when explained

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709831
But anon, he could have been talking about how the pile of Yeti flesh resembles a snowball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709814
We already have a serious cyclops problem. It's right there and not getting bullied.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709817
You let Mimita take the lead, and accept the rations that are given to you by Himizu and Toriza before you leave. The rat knows the way and takes you down a well kept road with the students following behind at a brisk pace, stopping for a break at wells and streams to get water and keep the pace going for longer.
You trade more teases with her on the road, though after a while focus on just keeping the jogging pace going. You make good time when you reach a good camping place for the night, an old shrine that Mimita knew about off the road that isn't in use.
You get one of the fires going and start to cook the rice that you brought with you to share with your group, but notice that Mimita is checking the surroundings out even while food is cooking. She's been diligent for a while, stopping the teasing at that point. She's almost being dependable.
After eating and a night of rest you continue along the path, and it's surprising that Mimita gets you there by noon through the use of a foot path that she knew of that was again off the path. You ask if she knows the area and she only replies with a cheek "Of course!".
Arriving at the town, you look at the small collection of buildings at the edge of some farm land. There are ten foot walls of wood surrounding it, and you can see large mice lookouts peeking over it from the angle on the wooded hill you are surveying from. The town center has the lightly armored centaur, too big to miss, though you can't make out what weapons she has. Small patrols move around the outside, though half are missing and likely having fun with the men of the village. It's up to you to decide the plan of attack. Waiting till night may help you, but you risk being found. A sudden attack on the gates may catch them off guard, but taking the risk of sneaking inside and finding your captured forced may help you more. There may be another strategy though.

Whatdo master anon?
Traveling shenanigans on return trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709827

Yeah the three of them team up and help those with insomnia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709842
Hang on now, she's thinking of lewd things and presumably in public. This could all be a setup for a long bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709842
How about you tenderly love a cyclops for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709843
Well, two people trained in sneaky-sneaky. Gotta be sneaky, amirite?

I dunno, have our hero play lost traveler and draw the Centaur away, or maybe some of her minions, defeat them while they're split into smaller, weaker groups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709847
Okay, wait, no. What if we blackmail a cyclops into "tenderly loving" another cyclops and take pictures so we can blackmail the both of them at once. That might be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709843
Have one group make a surprise attack, attracting the attention of the attackers as a distraction. while that goes on, twam two will sneak inside while their distracted and free the prisoners. once all the prisonners are safely rescued, everyone fallsback. Take the prisoners right from under their noses without them knowing
You guys better not mess this up while I go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709766

I've had dogs my entire life. The smell of wet dog is actually comforting to me now, I don't imagine wolves being so different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709850
So you're talking about hold pictures hostage that, if released, could make her out to be a lesbian?

I could get behind that.
Or you just tenderly hug and love her like a nice person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709831
While that is an applicable definition, personally, I think of two girls sharing a load after they both helped blow a guy, 9/10 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709854
>Spoiler
Yes, let's do that afterward. It'll confuse them so they never know if we're serious about the blackmail or not but they'll be too afraid of us and enamored to try anyway. I like the way you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709843
Capture some of the patrol an interrogate them on their position inside of the town, then use that knowledge to get to work immediately. Don't want to give them time to notice some of their troops are missing and alert them. Do these >>12709849 >>12709852.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709854
>Or you just tenderly hug and love her like a nice person.

What? No. That would just leave her confused. You have to be consistent in your handling of cyclopses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709863
Fine, then I'll just always be gentle with cyclopses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709843
>wait til night
>set fire to a section of the wall
>get into the town through the diversion
>you take one side of town
>Mimita takes the other side
>Divide and Conquer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709866
You're forgetting a Centaur with unknown powers that can for all we know turn Mimata. Gotta take down the unknown factors if you want a plan to turn out as you predict.

Since she can apparently influence female fighters, you know what this means, right? You got to isolate and take her down.

Time to show some thigh and seduce the centaur, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12707856

But she does. She's supposed to be very warm and cheerful.

So, happy-go-lucky, ever-helpful. The kinda girl who laughs at cheesy family films and volunteers at soup kitchens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709843
set a fire as a diversion, then sneak in to perform reconnaissance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709876
>Get the ones shagging their husbands to stop and go back to alert stance to fight the fire or search for whomever started it

They're stealthy type. Element of surprise is more important.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so perfect?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709843
Your forces need a rest, and the ones in the town are poorly trained. If they attempt to engage in the forest, if they even find you, they'll be at a disadvantage. You can't cook food without alerting them, but have some fruit to gain strength. Mimita scouts with a small group and returns with the patterns and location of the prisoners. A plan is made shortly, and you wait until it's dark to carry it out.
First, you capture one of the patrolling groups outside of the fence. You pick one that isn't doing it's job well, and get them all tied and bound within moments before pulling them into the bushes.
You take the gag off the orc and begin the interrogating while she's still scared. You ask for information on the plans inside the village, and she spills after some threats. Definitely not well trained.
"Th-the second in command is waiting for an attack! The prisoners are tied up but she's already used her magic on them! She expects you to get them and get ambushed! Please don't hurt me!" She whines, getting the gag put back on. The prisoners won't be helping you, it'll be forty on a hundred nineteen, if you let the prisoners go. You should still capture the building first to prevent reinforcements from controlled friendlies. Besides that the plan stays.
You take twenty of the students with you and let Mimita take fifteen, five being tasked with starting a fire at the signal to add to the diversion and split the forces.
When the others in your group are hidden in the bushes near the front gate and the others are in place you head up alone in plain view of the guards. The gate is made of logs tied together with rope, and can be seen through but not passed through, besides by the mice. They are nervous, your outfit intimidating them. You ask to speak with their leader and one runs off to get her, and soon enough they bring the centaur back.
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709887
>Smells like a lovely floral bouquet
Smells like a lovely floral bouquet on a pile of STANK.
>Fluffy tail
That's not fluffy. Why does the troll even have a tail? That's silly, KC. You're silly.

>Freckles ward of predators
>You know what they say about big feet...
Aaaaaaand saved anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709887
Don't forget about attracting Gnomes to be Childhood Friends for their kids.

[Anonymous No.]

Name one monster girl who doesn't like the feeling of being cummed inside.

Spoilers: You can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709892

>Stank
>Implying their 'body odor' isn't simply the wonderful aroma of sexual female musk

Smells like sweat and raw sex...with flowers sprinkled on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709898
Pre-retcon Matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709899
It's a sexy stank, but stank is still stank, naw'm sayin'? I'd still a troll hard, just had to point some things out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709896
>>12709892

The placing of the freckles line was driving me crazy. Fix'd.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709891
Soon enough the centaur trots up by stops just outside the closed gate to size you up. She has a black coat, robes, and armor ornamented in gold. An army style helmet with a crescent is on her head, but her face looks western. Oddly, there are two horns poking up out of the helmet. You're not sure if they're real.
"And what do you want? Are you with the temple?" She asks, seeming annoyed at the sight of you.
"I want to speak with you outside, come to a truce." You inform her. Mimita is likely already snuck inside and moving.
She paces at the gate, still staring at you for a minute. She has a polearm and bow, with a quiver on her human back. You realize she isn't falling for it when she draws the bow with an arrow, and despite your attempt to snap the string something stops you. The arrow flies through the gaps and leaves a trail of magic in it's wake, horns crackling with the same, and you can't divert it with your focus in time. The charm on you shatters when the arrow hits, the arrow itself bouncing off and into the ground.
Seeing the ruse is over you call for the others to attack, the group on the fire duty starting to set the flames at the same time. With the gate down it'll be hard to get inside, and the 'centaur' is already drawing her bow again as you move out of the way. It flies past with a crackle again, but the Striking Dragon students rush up all at once and smash through the wood to make the gate begin to all apart. The centaur turns and starts to gallop to gain distance, you and your forces rushing in to be met with half the opposing forces to your twenty. She's heading towards Mimita though.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709904
Pursue her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709911
DO NOT PURSUE LU-

Sorry, wrong story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709902
>>12709892

>Complaining about the tail

Think about this for a moment. Think of the tail, okay? Think of the tail as a handle.

Now look at that booty again.

Booty handle for maximum doggy style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709904
Chase after her, attempt to sneak in within striking distance and kill her from the shadows. Hope you have a javelin or something you can throw. Bow and arrow would be nice.

Be wary of traps, they were expecting you after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709911
She's a god damned horse person. You ain't going to outrun her unless you got some super-awesome ninjitsu under your belt.

Best bet is to throw a ranged attack to distract her or slow her enough so that you can reach her in time. Maybe get her in the legs to topple her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709892
>Why does the troll even have a tail
Now listen here and you listen good. Here in Finland, Trolls have tails. And the tails look exactly like that. KC knows how a Troll should be. You can take your Jamaican Warcraft Trolls out of here matey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709917
>Boot handle
we call those "hips,' and coincidentally troll isn't lacking there either. If we're talking plowing aids I'd rather a nice set of handlebars anyway. The tail is useless, but I guess so long as she keeps those cute flowers in it or it flicks around when she's nervous it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709927

Well, now you get a third booty handle.

I bet she squeals when you pull it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709916
What kind of monster girl would each Three Kingdoms personality be? Liu Bei is a textbook tanuki, he appears benign but is a scheming mastermind, his brothers are probably red oni and centaur because Zhang Fei is a big, strong drunkard and Guan Yu is all about honor and loyalty. Cao Cao is probably a dark matter or something, though nothing really fits him because he's a good leader that also sucks really bad at fighting, and he appears evil but is actually a swell guy. Sun Jian is obviously a jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709940
We've actually been over this several times.
Liu Bei is a Ryu, Guan Yu is a Dragon, Zhang Fei is a Wurm.
Cao Cao was... a Phoenix, I think?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709904
You can't let her get near Mimita! You trust the students and push past the weaklings in front with some swift throws on those that try and stop you, but the centaur is already gaining good distance. You focus hard and send one of the spears of a mouse near her to the side, causing her to trip when she wasn't expecting it. She's having trouble getting up as you hurry towards her, but don't want to fight head on. She's stronger, has better reach, and you can't throw a horse. You take to the buildings and alleyways, keeping your focus up to control the spear from afar to hold her back. She tires of that and takes her pole arm out, breaking it in half with one stroke before attempting to pick up speed again. You focus on a horseshoe and make her trip again, knocking off her helmet as you spy on her from the darkness of an alleyway.
The centaur is not happy as they get up, horns definitely a part of her head as they didn't come off with the helmet. The sound of fighting is coming from the other side of the small town, but the centaur isn't trying to flee now. She takes her bow out and prepares an arrow, looking around to try and find you. Looks like the fight is in your court this time, the mice and p'orcs occupied on either end of the city with the more skilled opponents.
You search for something to use against her, still not wanting to fight her close up. You have an idea however, and figure if you can get on her horse back there is little she can do. Or you could just toss buckets, ladders, and stray weapons at her until she's beaten. That may take a while, but your forces know to keep a distance from her.
The fire has spread to one of the houses nearby, making hiding harder but giving you an idea. You could drop a pillar onto her, if you lure her into the right spot. It may kill her, but you don't know if that'll release her spell on the captured students.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709940
I think we can all agree Diao Chan is a lilim at least. I'd peg Kong Ming as... what, a sphinx? Maybe anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709948
>Diao Chan
Nonono, Diao is replaced by a human boy in this case, otherwise there'd by yuri, and yuri is bad. Incidentally, Dong Zhuo is a P'Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709943
Yes. And Sun Jian and her children would be Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709950
Can the emperor also- er, still be a shota with bitches clambering all over to get at his "imperial seal?" What do you even do with the eunics, come to thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709947
Combat Tactic for larger foes #1:
>GET UP ON HER BACK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709954
Emperor can stay a shota, he was irrelevant anyway. Eunuchs become Alps, duh.

Also:
>Do you know what day today is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709943
>Guan Yu is a dragon
But muh Lu Bu. Nah, Lu Bu is dragon, Guan Yu would need to be an OP lizardman or something else honorabur and martial. Centaur actually fits well.

It also occurs to me that Kong Ming would fit better as a kitsune or the kikimora to end all kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cao Cao
>I've been spreading rumors that any man who enters my bedchamber at night will be raped, as I rape in my sleep. To help it spread, I pretended to be asleep, and raped a messenger who came to bring me a report.
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709954
The eunuchs were real deal monsters from the previous DL's time. They became succubized and got husbands of their own after vampire ojou Yuan Shao and her wight co-conspirator He Jin attacked and corrupted them.

Yuan Shao was not so indecisive in his earlier years, and a decisive Yuan Shao is not to be fucked with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709965
>Lu Bu
Obviously and Oni or an Ogre, because he was a brute and nothing else.
>Guan Yu
I'll compromise with Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709968
>Yuan Shao is not to be fucked with
To go to war with 700 000 against 30 000 and to lose... Truly a fatuous lord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709957
Haha, normally I'd disagree... but Centaurs have that odd L shape that prevents them from rolling over or ramming into stuff backwards to knock something off their back. And she probably can't buck all that hard in her armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709947
Toss shit at her to distract her and jump on her back. Hold a weapon to her neck. Get her to cancel the spell then kill her. If she refuses to cancel the spell, kill her anyway (but painfully). Might do the trick.

I would like to not kill her if possible but that spell is just way too dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it canon for Yeti to have small barrels of whisky tied around their necks for the people they rescue and hug? Like St. Bernard dogs do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709965
>>12709969
>Lu Bu
>Oni
Not just any Oni.
An Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709969
Wait, wait, wait. This is all wrong. We're nto giving Lu Bu or Guan Yu enough enough credit with this setup. How about
Lu Bu: wurm
Guan Yu: dragon
Zhang Fei: high-tier oni. This also works better since he was a drunk. After Koihime I can't not see him as a bubblegum pink loli so I kinda like him as a hobgoblin too.

>>12709988
Of course I guess this works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709987
No, but that doesn't mean they can't.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709947
Best course of action is to get onto her back, it'll prevent her from fleeing anyways. You move a bucket with your focus and drop it onto her head without warning. The distraction surprises her and she drops her bow, rearing up a bit before coming back to her feet. By then you are already jumping onto her back, grabbing onto her horns with one hand for balance as you pull the broken spear into your hand and bring it up to her throat as she drops the bucket and freezes.
"Don't try anything, release that spell."
She's fidgeting from the hand on her horn, and the magic is reacting to your touch.
"A-alright, but you should let go."
You don't do it, and reinforce the threat. She seems to be having trouble, but without warning the magic in her horns discharges against her will. You're thrown off her back as she falls down, also affected by the shock. You recover first and stand up, but can hear some battlecries as you stand up. The prisoners are tree, and with the villages helping are overpowering the enemy forces. The battle is won and their commander is having trouble getting to her feet.
"Geez, never heard of a bicorn before?" She asks, looking back before grinning when she sees something behind you. You focus there to see what it is, and duck just before a mantis blade can hit your neck, ducking under it. The mantis keeps going and swings around to get between you and the bicorn, who has regained enough strength to get to her hooves.
"Go, you... can't be... captured." The mantis pants. She's been having fun with Mimita, she's bruised and has a chipped blade already. There is a telltale set of burns on her cloth as well. Must have noticed the prisoners being released from the spell. Nearly beaten, but it'll be tricky getting past her before the bicorn takes off.
The bicorn nods and steels herself, looking towards the side exit that is through the flames. You won't be able to follow her through there and she knows it.
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709972
Yuan Shao's fault is not losing a battle skewed in his favor, it is doing dick all while his rivals gained power. If he just up and walked to the capital and said "I'm the emperor, what now fuckers" early on, the Three Kingdoms would've ended before it even began.

Also, Zhuge Liang as a kikimora is brilliant. He wouldn't even need his fan, kikomora have cuff-feathers for that.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12709996
Before you can think of a plan the mantis lunges at you, swinging her arm blades at you as quick as her tired body can manage. You can dodge them well, but your focus can't follow the fleeing horse as she charges straight past the burning buildings to get away. And Mimita can't get her.
You managed to trip up the mantis and drive her into the ground with a pin, she isn't able to fight back. You could snap her neck and chase after the bicorn before she gets too far to chase, she's still weak. Or you could keep this one to interrogate. She won't get away unless you let her. Mimita is on her way though, you can see her.

http://strawpoll.me/3020967

[Anonymous No.]

So I was playing AC Rogue and they started singing sea-shanties. This reminded me of a very real problem we are all facing, and that is, of course, the lack or pirate MGs. Booty plundering jokes aside, all we have is Trader's new CYOA.
Are pirates really so lame that nobody wants to write them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710008
Option D:

Use that broken spear and jam it into her leg then chase after the bicorn. It won't kill her but she wouldn't be able to flee nor fight back effectively, making her easy prey for Mimita.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710008
>Keep the Mantis
We Moose's harem now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710035
For questioning, anon. Surely no hi-jinks will ensue!

[Anonymous No.]

So who keeps forcing the damn yetis anyway?

I think option D but... I have a hunch I am wrong on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709666
Holy crap, that's hot, how come no one else commented on this image?

Yeti-a-shit,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710015

>Manticores and Cheshires as pirates

Obviously, the most likely monster to be a pirate would be a Scylla. They tend to be pretty aggressive and forceful and they already have a habit of attacking ships.

Most other aquatic types would also work in a way, but other than the Scylla most of them are kind of docile or just solitary.

Captain Scylla and her monster crew. It'll work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710043

>Yetis
>Forced

Yeti has more fanart than most others for a reason, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Mermiad pirates.
They don't actually engage in piracy, they just sit around talking how awesome tragic ends would be.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12710008
You keep her pinned, but you hear Mimita yelling something as she runs. She gets close enough for you to hear soon enough, listening carefully.
"SPEAR IN THE LEG!!!"
It takes you a moment to realize what she means but you pick up the broken spear and stab it into the mantis's leg. With her unable to run you get off her and run towards the gate you can flee out of, passing Mimita as she heads the other way towards the mantis to keep her down. You get out of the town and see the bicorn in the distance, but she's just out of range of your serene ryu techniques. You attempt to run her down and catch her bu she's galloping before too long and leaves you in the dust, and after that you are forced to give up. You return down the road to the town afterwards, the fires being put out, and any of the mice or p'orcs that didn't run are tied up in the ropes the hostages were in, being stored in the same building. The mantis is wrapped in rope too, some to keep her blades trapped and the rest to keep her arms bound behind her back. You help Mimita drag her to somewhere else, not wanting her to make a plan with the forces you caught, the mantis already taking a stance of not talking. Interrogation is going to be fun, you think with sarcasm.

Think I'll leave it here tonight, unless enough people want to keep going. Not a lot of people on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710050
>...and then they were all hanged!
>Dayum bitch, that's a downer!
And then they all schlicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710049
So?
maybe no one else here likes it?
at least the oni and ushi-oni guys have stopped for awhile.
Now its some scylla kick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710054
>maybe no one else here likes it?

Or maybe it's just you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710054
But Yetis aren't forced. At all. I don't think you even know what that word actually means. Whatever, here's an Imp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710053
A room full of mermaids schlicking.
hot or not?


yeti-a-shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710052
>sadface.jpg
Okay.

Adding the Mantis to the inevitable harem will have to wait until tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710052
I'm here for a few more hours and always up for more, but I understand if you'd want to try again another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710057
You don't fool me, that is an Alp, it has asswings!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12710059
Ohohoho!
She's not a part of our harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710052
Go read about the roomba and the kikimora
and that MGC government dating thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710046
Needs some Shark Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710064
I know, I was referencing >>12710035

Though a tiny bit of me wishes it was true.

>>12710061
Part of the fun of CYOAs is the discussion on what to do next. There's not much going on because so few are left, so it's understandable he'd want to wait. We're at half of what we are at the start (based on posts and strawpoll votes).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710064
B-But I love mantises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710068
Here's the link: http://pastebin.com/g4TKqSxf
Although some guys did bits of short story greentext afterwards about various Roomba v Maid battles.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12710072
Ah, I see.
And yeah, not as fun if there aren't a lot people on. Five at least is a good number for me.
>>12710074
We'll still have the chance to dick the mantis.
>>12710077
I was here for that, I actually lurk a lot when not doing CYOA

Anyways, expect me thursday night! Not sure about what days after that, only doing it on days off.
Maybe saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people who are dumb enough to actually get raped by Goblins
>Implying you wouldn't just be able to Bugs Bunny them considering how stupid they are

>Tackled by a Hobgoblin leader as she prepares to violate you
>"You don't wanna rape me!"
>"Oooh, but I DO wanna!"
>"You don't wanna!"
>"I do wanna!"
>"You don't wanna!"
>"I do wanna!"
>"...You do wanna."
>"I don't wanna!"
>"You DO wanna!"
>"I DON'T wanna!"
>"YOU DO WANNA!"
>"Now listen here! I'm in charge and I make the rules! If I say that I don't wanna rape you, then I'm not gonna rape you! Now get outta here!"
>"Alright, you're the boss, whatever you say."

>All of her Goblin subordinates applaud and praise her as you calmly stroll away.
>"Wow!"
>"You're so cool, boss!"
>"You sure showed him!"

>That one Goblin who is actually pretty smart just shakes her head in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709544

Kikimora battle gear checklist

Maid uniform [x]
Broom [x}
Sexy side tie panties [x]
Roomba extermination kit. [x]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710081
>We'll still have the chance to dick the mantis.

We're going to have actual, forced, non-consensual rape of an MG? Is today opposite day?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12710087
Where the interrogation goes is up to you guys.
Alright, going to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710063

Problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710093
There is no hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710093
>alp lilim
Everyone's getting Alp'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710093

>Alp Lilim

Welp, guess we're all gonna have to love reverse traps now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710105

It's what happens when a >paladin realizes he's gay. They go Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710108
>Alp Lilims are the Death Knights of MGE
The horror, the horror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710093
Never understood that particular one. Lillim are supposed to be the Demon Lord(ess)'s daughters. But an Alp is supposed to be a guy -> girl transformation... so does that mean the Demon Lord gave birth to a son then genderswapped him? Does this make human boys coming from MG moms canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710100

It's okay. There's a Lilim for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710093

Sorry dood, that is not an alp.
Look closely

No beer and nachos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710112

I thought that, very rarely, they could give birth to seemingly normal boys.

So, I'm thinking that in a miraculous event she gave birth to an Incubus, and that Incubus very soon changed into an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710113

There's even an ara ara~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710116
That Alpollo that has beer and nachos, please get it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710112
>>12710117
The In-Canon story for these 3 sketches is that while not literally "Born" from the Demon Lord, they are powerful beings that she personally transformed, putting them in the same tier as "Lilims".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710082
>You will never be a kid and outsmart a gang of Goblin Girl bullies at primary school each day.

Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710119
If I could do things to her without going fucksane I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710052
>Take shower
>Come back
>CYOA is done for the night
Awww...
>But there's a Mantis now!
Neato. Looking forward to next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710113
I still want a Great White Hunter lilim who poses as a high-ranking Order priestess, cultivates a strong belief in the Chief God and raises strong paladins in her realm, only to hunt them down in her secret human safaris.

She's unmarried, but there's this plucky shota that she's been trying to hunt since he could walk, and he's been foiling her through sheer luck and cunning every time. Lately, she's been feeling something weird whenever she thinks about him, it's not quite lust and she doesn't really understand it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710125
You can, It would be an expensive seal , and it might last a half a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710128
It is the Densest Paladin isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710119
I want to play jump rope with her braid. Tender jump rope. I'd make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710119
It is a redrawn Alice from Aria.
I can't post the pic cause its not an MG.
google her, I am sure you will find the image i speak of

i sorta wanna see art of kikimora vs roomba1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710136

Just post a link, you tard.

[Anonymous No.]

manticore lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710136
Alicia sorry
Look at the hands, see where the oar was .
yeah its a copied over redraw.

[Anonymous No.]

While I think of ideas related to deserts for my story, how about some Monster Kindergarten?

It's Sunday.
Do you play at the public park's Sandbox with Pharaoh in place of her sick Anubis lackey?
Do you visit the sick Anubis and play over at her house?
Do you willingly buy P'Ork and Dark Elf ice cream?
Do you unwillingly buy them Ice cream?
Do you spend time at Ophy's, and try to watch TV as their parents make wrestling noises from their room?
Do you go to church with Holst and her future husbando?
Do you, Minotaur, Dullahan, and Girtablilu marathon various games all day?
Do you play over at the Werewolf's house?
Do you go over to Lich's house, and try not to drink the potion that looks like Sunkist?
Do you and Crybaby Wyvern watch Wrongfully Accused at Ryu's?
Do you eat pudding at Wurm's?
Do you have a sleepover at Sandworm's?
Do you help Dragon count the contents of her piggy bank?
Do you play House at the new Kikimora's house?
Or do you just stare at the ceiling and wait until it's Christmas?

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710141

No one knows what picture you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710143
I'll help make some chicken-noodle soup to make the Anubis feel better! I can fetch her cool, wet cloths if she has a fever, and play games to help pass the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145
A cute mantis doing cute things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145
A phase 2 Alp in karate clothes, looking a little worn out from a sparring with an Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710082
>>That one Goblin who is actually pretty smart just shakes her head in the background.
Why is this making me think of that one ant arachne in a hill of ant girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145
Yo .less.

Can we have a new Ryuu or Foxwoman image?
No meaty paws please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145
.less, draw MGs in belly dancing outfits.

Any MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145
Salamander/Lizard getting pissed at a claw machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710143
I unwillingly buy ice cream, then take them to Wurm's place where they have to watch me eat pudding with Wurm while they've got tummy aches from too much ice cream. Revenge is a dish best served by a klutzy MILF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145

A Troll preparing a delicious homemade stew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710143
Gotta go with werewolf's house. What games are we going to play in the back yard wolfie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710152
More Ryu. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710131

I'm pretty sure about three lilims have claim to him now. Mari and Druella for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710158
Catch, wrestling, ect.
She's going to exhaust you with her boundless energy.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora and dark elf policewoman.
Ryuu.
Fox woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145

Clockcore flight attendant like >>12706165

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710163
Sounds fun actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710161
As expected from a harem MC.

All the unmarried MGs are flocking to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145
meant this, tired, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710143

I'mma pick Church. Have a nice morning of praise.

Probably go out to get breakfast after.

Might meet some other nice, Church-going monsters who won't grow up to be horrible rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145

I second the Ryuu.
and
>>12710164

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710169
What if she follows Hathor?

[Anonymous No.]

Ryuu, normal hands please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710172

Eh, Church is Church. Hathor seems like a pretty cool broad.

Who would want me to get breakfast after. And encourage her followers to not be violent rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145
Ryu performing a Dragon Dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710143
I want to help the Dragon with her accounts.

Also to help add to her money pile anyway I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710172
I am sure he will MOOve along well in their church

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710175
With that said, I'm not sure what said Dragon Dance would entail, but still...go nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710145
A harpy/thunderbird/Ra doing a fan dance with her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710177
>any way I can
Better get on that street corner and get to work then.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>12710175
Explain dragon dace

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710174
You do know there are 2 sections of the church right?
Don't goto the back section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710184
Like that dance you see Chinese people do while carrying that giant Dragon thing on certain events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710184
>>12710186
So would this be a group of people holding up a Ryu above their heads and making her dance around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710186
>"What? I'm not that heavy!"
>"They just have 20 people carry me because it's tradition! Tradition, you welp!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710184
Perhaps...
Spiraling to the clouds, flying about so as to bring rain.
I'm not sure what else to say about it since I'm inarticulate like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710143
>her parents make wrestling noises from their room

[Anonymous No.]

Well lets see here , a dragon's dancing style would depend on whether is has legs or not.

I could perhaps see some shrine priestess style of dancing as in japan

Perhaps something dynamic involving the wings

However I have to admit that is a good question, how would a ryuu / dragon dance?

Would it be airborne dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710193
So she's elegantly dancing through the air, swimming almost, to bring about rain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710199
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710186
>>12710191
>>12710192
I'm liking this idea the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710184
Something like Miia's gif, but floating in mid-air?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710195
>Numerous slams can be heard through the thins walls
>"Hora, is that all you got?"
>A loud crash can be heard shortly afterwards
>Ophy changes the channel, ignoring what's going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710143
Playing with a werewolf sounds rad as fuck, actually. Is there a creek nearby where we can dig up crawdads?

And then a comfy sleepover at sandworm's house. But I forgot my sleeping bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710212
>you have to get inside her shell
>you're still young and innocent and think nothing of it
How horafying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710212
>crawdads
If you want them to be there, they're there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710216
It sounds kind of adorable, in a way. A very specific way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710218
Ballin'.

We would also have mud-slinging wars after wading through the creek for an hour fucking up the crawdad habitat. We're kids, we don't know what we're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710216
>her dad walks in and notices that you're in her shell
>he freaks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710224
>I'mma hang you by your balls ya bastard!
>Dear, he's five years old, calm down!
Do you expect Mama Sandworm to defend you, or do you parkour out of there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710230
The Mama defends you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710236
Good choice. Parkour or no, a lonely shota in the streets is in trouble at that time of night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710224
>Walks into the room

You mean the warehouse? Those things are giant, after all. Like house-sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710184
When a Ryu does a Dragon Dance, her Attack and Speed stats will rise by one stage per usage, up to a maximum of 6 stages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710237
>Loli Ushi Oni gang up around him
>"Wanna play patty-cake?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710238
Wouldn't it still be "her room", even if it's a shed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710240
I hope they mean that literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710259
They do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710259
Of course they do.
They're just much stronger.
When they push you down with it they'll all jump on you for wrasslin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710265
>Nee-san told me that boys love it when you ride them!
>they pin you down on all fours, then take turns pretending you're a pony
Could be worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710265
After wrasslin' they bring you over to their house for homemade pizza and root beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710273
>their house has an indoor trampoline
>it's there so Mommy and Daddy don't break the floor
Jumping spiders, see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710275
>All of them jump around
>You included
>You have more fun than the time your Dhampir aunt had you play "find the button" under her sheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710282
>Dhampir aunt
That means you've got a Vampire Granny. How awesome is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710293
Grandpa was stoked when Grandma became a vampire, and became hot again.

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying Akaname don't make for the best waifus
>You'll never toil away all day in the fields only to return home and be licked all over by your long-tongued bride
>She always encourages to work as hard as you can because it just gives her more filth to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710298
Which was he more stoked by?
When that happened, or when the Incubus Feedback gave him the same youth-restoring treatment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710299
>implying I would bother with work when the lazy ones are sacrificed to Yamata-no-Orochi
Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710301
The former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710306
This. Being a dirty old man is better than being a perverted young man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710307
Well, once MAMONO MANA kicks in and he goes Incubus, he'll go to being a perverted husbando in his prime. Which in most cases, is around 30-ish appearance wise.

Unless his waifu has a particular preference otherwise to influence his appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710299

Inhumanly long tongues, deep kissing, and excessive licking are the best fetishes.

Frog Girls and Akaname the best. And Orochi.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon goes to miniature golf course to try and have a relaxing day
>Anon gets his club and a purple colored ball to use
>First few holes anon gets poor scores at, but he's having fun so it's fin
>4th hole, the ball has to go uphill into a tube and into a hole
>Anon hits the ball
>The ball rolls up 1/6 of the way, then rolls back down
>Anon tries again
>Ball fails to climb the slope
>Anon tries again
>Chesire in the hole over gives a mild chuckle at his misfortune
>5th time Anon decides to hit the ball with all his might
>The ball enters the air, past the hole
>Pings off the back of some Monster Girl's head
>She slowly turns around, a stone cold expression on her face
>Anon is able to make out her species, a Jabberwock, standing nearly a foot and a half taller, with dark chocolate skin, big meaty claws, and two smaller heads on the side which are now growling and snapping in the air
>Oh fuck
>She looks down and picks up the ball that hit her off the ground, holding it between two of her claws
>Knowing running isn't an option, Anon slowly makes his way to her, praying she'll be gentle
>"I-I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to"
>She gazes down at him, unimpressed
>"Did you hit this ball?"
>"It wa-was an accident, I'm really sorry, I was just trying to get my ball in the hole and-"
>"Which hole are you on?"
>"U-Um... That one over there."
>She looks at the hole, than at you, than back at the hole
>Then she grabs him and drags him over to the hole
>She positions him right at the starting point, than stands behind him, putting her claws over his hands as she guides you through the motions of hitting the ball
>"You need to learn to hit the ball properly with just the right amount of force."
>'Also you need to learn how to swing with the right technique."
>"With as small of muscles as you have it should be easy to hit the ball with the right force."
>"You're not good at sports are you?"
>Anon awkwardly listens to her advice and tries to ignore the breathing on his neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710319
>Vaguely erotic shadow instruction

We need more of this. It's always nice to see, and feels underutilized with MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710319
Jabberwockies are so friendly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704872
>>12704804

>Having a problem this

>Not wanting a Yeti/Yuki-onna pair who are best friends
>Yeti goes out and rescues people caught out in blizzards
>Yuki-onna keeps their home clean, warm, and cooks all of the meals
>The pair serve as a two-woman snow rescue service. Their home is a wonderful sanctuary that saves people's lives in the harsh climate of the mountains.
>Still looking for Mr. Right to enter into a bisexual guy-girl-girl relationship with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710353
Cue Anon, a man with a mysterious, dark and troubled past, seeking refuge in the harsh wilderness.

[Anonymous No.]

When winter hits, do you and your waifu migrate somewhere warm, with beaches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710400
As much as I'd like too, I wouldn't have the money for that. I'd just snuggle against her fuzzy feathers in front of the fireplace. Would make winters in the arctic circle much more bearable.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, here's something. I'm not feeling it at all though.

http://pastebin.com/0pk1ay2c

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710107
Reverse traps were already the highest example of olev.

It's basically an alp that was never a man to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710400
Mi town is already warm and next to the beach. We don't need to move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710464
I must expand my lebensraum and claim your warm beaches. I hope you understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710467
Scaly girls and their partners are always welcomed here.

I hope you like the Mediterranean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710474
Aye, one of the three oceans I've swam in, and always the warmest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710479
>Mediterranean
>Ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710498
Fine, one of the three seas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710319

Moar, gives moar!

[Anonymous No.]

Adopt the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710319
>Several holes later, finally finish
>With her constant guidance and sometimes uncomfortable touching, Anon makes it through with a relatively nice score. Not perfect, but good enough
>Her score was much better than Anon's, but at least she seemed proud of him, and patted his head at the end
>Anon and her go up to the desk to return their clubs and balls
>Pre-teen Cat Girl puts up the clubs, but takes a look at the scoresheets, specifically the Jabberwock's
>"Gee whillikers, that's a pretty score there you got ma'am! By golly, you must be one of the swellest mini golf players this side of the town!"
>Jabberwock's face remains flat and expressionless, but Anon can detect a hint of pride in her voice, and the slightest smile forming at the edge of her lips
>"I suppose I did do OK this time."
>"I'm serious miss, you didn't screw any pooches up out there! Why, it was a pretty supermurgitroid, and if I had a prize I'd give it to ya ma'am!"
>"It's fine, I've already found my prize this game."
>And with that, she scoops up Anon to his surprise, and princess carries him out of the building
>Anon is too beta to protest, and the few he manages to get out are dismissed as the Jabberwock gives him compliments, causing him to blush and spill spaghetti
>Ends up getting tender loving femdom that day

Such is life in Monster Girl City's Fun Park

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710532
>adopted daughterus
Healin' time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710534
Jabberwockies are so friendly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710534
Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710537
It's always healing time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710534
These Jabberwock greentexts make them sound pretty appealing. Wasn't the Jabberwock a really dangerous monster in Alice in Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to dick the daughteru, but I want her to take advantage of me, pin me down the floor while I struggle with all my might and then rape me senseless.
I should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710556
Lots of things seem dangerous when you're on shrooms.
>>12710561
Please Lot, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710561
She should be doing that to her childhood friend, not to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710557
Jabberwocks are pretty much attentionhogs. Compliment them and tell them they're pretty and they become puddy in your hands.

What'd be really cool is an attention-starved jabberwock going fullsub for the first anon who gives her attention and tender love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710567
>P-praise me master!
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710567
I don't think you are likely to find one wanting for attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710578
In Monstergirverse? You might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710567
>Turning a powerful and dominant Monster Girl into a sub

A vicious cycle that happens in these threads. I'd love to see a Anon try to dominant a Monster Girl, only to get dominated himself and show off his true submissive nature, just like in my Chinese comic books

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710580
I wish we'd learn to stop arguing about these things.

[Anonymous No.]

If you cut off a kitsune's tails, the tails will grow a new kitsune!

But it causes a great deal of pain, stress, and long-term trauma for the original kitsune.

Could you hack off her tails to make new kitsunes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710589
No. Not unless they were going extinct and it was absolutely necessary. Oh, and painkillers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710589
I'd just impregnate her to make new kitsunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710589
>Wanting to harm the owner of the fluffy.
You're worse than hitler, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710556
What's in the paper?
Why is laska so happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710593
That's a good goy. Protect the fluffy. Praise the fluffy.
...serve the fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710537
I've been wondering why any of our writefag didn't make any healing story about this kitsune. It breaks my heart every time I see this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710602
I'm pretty sure she appears in Spider and the Fly though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710602
There was a picture of possibly her grown up, in military gear and cleaned up.
But it's by .less so it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710579
>Somewhere out there is a parallel universe filled with MGs
>Be it in KC's hugbox or your own preference
>You will never get there
>Never ever
>Not even a peek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710598
less didn't draw it quite right, but basically Laska does a little drawing in class about how her daddy saved her.

>>12710611
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710612
Search your heart. You'll find her there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710532
>Adopt
Then she'd go through that 'YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD' phase and it would break my heart because it's true.
Also I wouldn't experience the joys of pregnant monster girl waifu. I want to rub her belly and carefully dick her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710616
>This one?
No, that's Kitsoviet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710616
Colored version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710620
>Kitsoviet
Nah, it's the kitsune from war and mg

>>12710619
Don't you want to put a smile on a broken MG's face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710620
Its the fox girl from bob's war story that no one remembers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710622
>>12710623
Right, my bad. Still not the Fox we wanted though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710622
I doubt I could put a smile on a monster girl's face as a single dad.

[Anonymous No.]

Oi, anon! Quit yet daydreaming, grab a hoe and get back to work!

[Anonymous No.]

What countries would exist in a monstergirl world?


Soviet fluff would of course be there probably rising out of what remains of russia and eastern europe, but what else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710629
>Grab her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710631
Finnish Elfland. Bring you friends, not your pants.
>>12710634
>this was the answer I was hoping to get
I'm proud of you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710631
What would a Sparta Monster Girl world be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710631
Alp country
Matango country
Roper country

Pacific Ocean is actually just one huge Queen Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710638
>Queen Slime the size of the Pacific Ocean
G-Gaea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710628
Why do you say that?

She just needs someone that'll love her, care for her, and give her all the cuddles she needs to mend her broken heart.

Then one day when she's grown up and a smiling young woman, she'll tell you 'Thanks, Dad.'

You gave her a chance at happiness, a chance no one else would grant her.

[Anonymous No.]

You're babysitting the fluffy girls next door while their parents are out watching some chick-flick. They look like this when they see you. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710686

Spray 'em with a cold water hose and tell them to stop bein' sluts.

Then lock them in the closet for the night while I watch shows about guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710686
Engage in a fluffy group hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710692
>sluts
How are they being sluts, Redneck-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710695

Flashin' their ass at their babysitter? That's a paddlin'.

And not the enjoyable kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710686
Get them into competitive, addictive video games and watch as their academic and social standings nose dive into the dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710701
And how do you propose they DON'T flash their asses when they have fucking tails? Remember what Dracosa said. It's not easy to find pants that fit.

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>>12710708

Bulllllll! Shiiiiiiiiit!

In fuckin' monstergirl world they would obviously make special clothing to let tails through.

Even if you couldn't buy them you could get a tailor.

The kid could be wearing full pajamas, but noooo, she go for that nightie panty shot. Slut.

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>>12710708

Girl on the left ain't flashing no booty. I must assume that girl on the right is a sloot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710695

>Redneck-kun

...So who makes for a good monster-waifu for rednecks?

Holst? Maybe Salamander? Seems like they'd be into guns 'n shit.

Onis are basically monster rednecks who are sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710716
P'orcs.
Literally the definition of an MG American Redneck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710712
EMG is a world of monstergirls, Dracosa still has trouble with pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710729

Dracosa is like a visitor though, right? She's in a place that's almost entirely humans.

And even then she can get a tailor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708526
Poor_Little_Shota.jpg

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>>12710567
Threadcanon may have superseded other considerations here; in the original profile Jabberwocks are haughty no matter what you say to them.
Trop trau with no preamble and start slapping them around the face with your cock and they become RAPEY, sure, but not subby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710736
>original profile
Stop pretending anyone gives a fuck about those. Threadcanon is LAW.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you give to touch fluffy tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710739
About tree-fiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710739
5 shekels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710738
Yeah, only moe tomboy childhood friend xdere MGs are allowed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710736
I'd like it either way.

But I'd prefer to imagine a cute jabberwock trying to hide her blush when you tell her that her new dress suits her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710743
Have there actually been any stories written like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710750
I can't think of ANY tomboy childhood friends, actually. We totally need one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710750
>>12710761
The ghoul in the lantern story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710750
Maybe not in that combination. But there are plenty of tomboys, childhood friends and xderes in greentexts and probably a shitload of writing I don't care to read.

I really should have said something like "nervous blushing ironically vulnerable gap moe MGs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710764
I was hoping for a Wolf of some kind, but a Ghoul is fine too. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

So even after today, nobody else is willing to pick up Wurm Wrangler? Just checking. Guess you guys don't even care about those poor little Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708438

>MGC using this method to bring in more desirable men
>Really, the only requirement for the registration process is for the man to have decent fertility and desirable genetics. This gives any man essentially no excuse for finding a MG partner since there are so many who only about how much semen he can produce (they mostly live in the bad parts of the city).

>Smart, capable, well-dressed, moderately conservative guy. He's enjoyed his time there and has met quite a few nice girls, but none that have really stuck. He's been unwilling to settle down, however, because of his romantic values. The MGs in the good parts of the city tend to share that sentiment.

>It's been over 17 months. He only has a few weeks left before his time is up. He'll lose his home, his job; everything. He can choose between his financial well-being or...

>Ends up wandering into one of the bad parts of town. Still has his business suit on. It's only a few minutes before he's bombarded with cat calls.
>And only a few minutes more before he finds himself in a circle of leering Monsters of the variety that he's been taught to avoid. A tall, green Ogre cracks her knuckles patiently to his left. An Ushi-Oni just quietly giggles to his right. A Girtablilu to his back that he's afraid to look at. Sultry, half-dressed Manticore in front already up in his face and toying with his belt.
>"Ay. Ay, boy, you know how to suck tailpussy? Wanna learn how?"
>"How 'bout you come to a party with us?"
>"We'll treat you real, REAL good, boy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710774
Why should anybody? Isn't Alp doing it again already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710761
I don't like typical tomboy trope though.

Rather than insecure girls who secretly want to be feminine or whatever, I prefer aggressive women who aren't frilly.

>>12710766
What the hell is gap moe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710781
The point is that I don't feel like I should be doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710774
Honestly it's nothing against Wurms, it's just that I don't really like Mechs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710782
>insecure girls who secretly want to be feminine
But that's not what a tomboy is.

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>>12710784

It's funny because I feel the exact opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710785
That's how they're usually portrayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710785
You're right, but for all intents and purposes that's all it means in writefaggotry. People can't leave their anime tropes behind.

>>12710782
>gap moe is a moe feeling when a character does something contradictory to their personality or their usual course of action.

2 seconds in google

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>>12710782
It's the form of moe that arises when someone does something contradictory to their character/age/archetype that's cute. Like tomboys picking flowers or an ara-ara cake speaking like a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710783
I really don't think anyone else cares enough about it. It's not a golden calf, just a silly idea that can be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710796
>just a silly idea that can be fun
But it isn't fun now. It could be with someone else. So I'm trying to get someone else to do it. You know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710774
It's a terrible fucking idea and I don't understand why you post about so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710800
>so much
You must live in a different reality than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710799

Fun for the reader. Longer stories usually stop being fun anyway. They become more satisfaction at getting more done and the fun comes from watching people's reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

What MG has the most spankable butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710803
>Fun for the reader
It's not that either you know.
>>12710805
Cats. They love spankings. Hasn't this been established already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710805
Any feline monster girl.

They love it, the sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710780
What kind of party? Is it someone's birthday? Will there be cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710811
The cake is a lie. You never get the goddamned cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710805
see
>>12709902

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710774
If you don't like writing it why are you writing it?

I've never bothered with it because I don't like wurms. Is it about a wurm who wrangles or a wurm that is wrangled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710811

>Dense nice paladins actually act this way
>Go all Shining Light of Holy Smite when they finally figure out what's going on around the time their pants are being torn off
>That's why you don't catcall paladins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710782

So basically, what we need is a strong, independant thugdere oni who don't need no man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710817
I write it because it's the only story I ever wrote that anyone showed any enthusiasm about. People actually ASKED me to keep writing it. That's passed now though.
It's about mechs wrasslin' Wurms. And now a Wurmzilla wrasslin' ancient Egyptian Golems. It's really stupid and you're not missing out on anything. I'm probably just stopping now.

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>>12710818
Fucking paladins ruining everything.

They'd probably be the unwanted nuisance in MGC, the only MGs who'd actually like them would be the beta white knight types who pretend to believe in male rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710822
So basically you went into it without any clear objective or outline and just kept it going for the sake of keeping it going.

>>12710820
I was thinking more along the lines of a dire wolf who snatches you up and makes you her little red riding boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710827
>without any clear objective or outline
I have never had any clear objective or outline on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710827

That works too.

>tfw you'll never be the little spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710830
I just realized I have no pics of Monster Girl spooning, quick, remedy this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710828
That's pretty much the first step in anything you write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710839
But I've never done it. Not even for schoolwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710841

Even if it's not written down, you should have it in your head. Otherwise you just wind up with a meandering mess.

[Anonymous No.]

You're doing typical adventurer things, in this case raiding an old ruin. As it turns out, it's a tomb, and the Dragon buried there awakens as an Undead Dragon, completely amnesiac. Because you were the one who messed around with the magic thingamabob that raised her, she becomes imprinted to you. Would you help her figure out who she was in life, or would you just help her make new, happy memories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710845
Even if you say that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710848
How about both?

Can I have both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710853
I guess... but what if her past is dark and troubled, and piecing it together will trigger One Piece tier tragic flashbacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710848

The only proper course of action is to begin drawing power from the Pool of Radiance and reviver the ancient dwarven city of Myth Dranor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710856
But I want tragic flashbacks, builds character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710864
>builds character
Not sure if Calvin's dad... but I actually agree with you. But how will you handle seeing the flashback that shows her death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710866
Cuddles, back rubs, and soothing words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710868
What if it turns out she was a villain in life? Would you forgive her? Would you help her redeem herself in the eyes of the descendants of those she wronged?

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>>12710873
Depends on what she did.

If she was like a warlord that caused untold chaos and death to every man, woman, and child. I would have to say no thanks and leave.

I mean it's not like she'll miss me much, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710878

>Ten years ago...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDwouZAHttY

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with your infant monster girl daughteru not eating her baby food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710878
But after being raised from the dead, her entire personality and all of her memories were built through her interactions with YOU. All those memories, everything she was before, only came to her after that. The person she was in life will seem like a stranger to her. And if she became good through the time she spent with you, she would be shocked by what she had been. And then, when she was an emotional wreck, you would abandon her.
...I had such high hopes for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710886
The tale grows ever more tragic! The Undead Dragon has a living daughter! Her egg was discovered by paladins who raised her into the ultimate Monster Slayer! Can you save her from her brainwashing through the power of love?

...I'll stop now, this is lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710886
>staying with a possible evil monster

I'm just being safe, if she can prove that I don't have to worry about her going evil again, I'll stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710900
>possible evil
Literally everyone can be evil. Monster Girls aren't just born with a retarded DnD alignment you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710873
>>12710886
If she wants to be with me I don't give a fuck about how evil she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710905
Evil in DnD just means selfish and self-centered for the most part anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710905
I'm not staying with a woman who once caused chaos and could possibly cause it again unless I know she won't do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710912
>could possibly
Congratulations, you will now be forever alone. That literally applies to EVERYONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710913
Well, that's fine then I guess.

Maybe I'll go date a paladin girl, they seem like they could use some love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710210
Kumiho a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710917
>instead of dating someone with the potential for evil, I'll date someone who IS evil!
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710919
How do you tell between a kumiho and a kitsne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710918

>Paladins
>Evil
Can we please stop confusing Paladins for Crusaders and Inquisitors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710923
Can we please stop pretending dogmatic religious warriors are not evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710918
Come on, they're not all bad.

Just because some paladin girls are wackos, it's fine if you're careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710926
They all believe in purging Monsters, that's enough for me. I'll take my Undead Dragonfu and moving somewhere remote, where we will start a new lair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710924

But they aren't. Even among the original 12 Paladins of Charlemagne, one was a converted Saracen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710934
>real life paladins
Anon, nobody means Roland and his merry band of knights. NOBODY.
>one of them was a witch

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters be okay if their boyfriend/husband wanted to break up/have a divorce?

By that I mean would they just get it done with, or would they be violent and refuse with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710934
>being a Saracen who converts to Christianity means you are not evil
That's the biggest non sequitor I've seen today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710940

How so? If Paladins were truly the heartless, fanatical religious warriors you want to portray them as then they wouldn't even a converted Saracen among their ranks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710941
To get more people? That's how religions work. They convert people.

[Anonymous No.]

Eugh, we're going to start arguing about religion again? Can't we just get along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710938
They would go yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710948

I'd love to, but some people need to get over their hateboner towards any and all religious figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be bored and lonely Arachne
>Haven't been any male travelers around for over a month. Nothing but women...and the occasional old man that you'd actually feel bad for raping. They always remind you too much of grandpa who always treated you like royalty.
>Nothing to do but hang around, chat with the Moth next door, and play cat's cradle
>Suddenly, a target! A nice one too! Tall, tanned, strong guy. Judging by his attire? Probably a farmer. That was fine. Hicks were fun to tease.
>You're on him in an absolute instant. A month of sexual repression and frustration manifests as some of the strongest webbing you've ever weaved and he's immediately caught in a net of iron-strong strands. You fufu menacingly.
>He immediately puts up a protest, thrashing around. "W-wait! Ma'am! You don't wanna do this! I-"
>You shush him and start going in for the 'kill'. On top of you lust you're now slightly miffed that you got called 'ma'am' instead of 'miss'. "Now now...just laaaay back and try to enjoy yourself."
>"No! Really! Ma'am! I have a-MMPH!"
>He was yelling, clearly trying to alert someone close by. You promptly gag him with a solid wad of silk and go about removing his clothes. He thrashes about extra-hard, prompting you to give him a good bite to get his libido going. For some reason this only makes him struggle harder. Strange guy.
>Suddenly, you hear a thump in the distance. No, not a thump. A crash. The sound of ridiculous amounts of force barreling into a tree. In the distance you see the massive, proud spruce that's stood for who-knows-how-long falling to the ground.
>"What in the hell is that?"
>"Muh wmph!"
>"Wha?"
>"MUH WMPH!"
>Frustrated, you remove the gag. "What?"
>"That's my wife!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710942

Yeah, but the Saracen himself had to be converted. He must've been a pretty cool guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710960
>hateboner toward any and all
But that's not true at all! I hate paladins because they're dogmatic, unreasonable killing machines. I have nothing against Hathorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710938
I think we discussed this a few threads back when someone asked what laws a MGC would have. I asked what about divorce; on one hand basic human freedoms, on the other, MGs typically mentally/biologically imprint on a man.

Might as well ask again: should MGC have...
1) Forced marriage if they have their virginity taken or given by a MG. No divorce, ever.
1) Normal marriage. No divorce, ever.
2) Normal marriage. Divorce if evidence of abuse (physical or emotional abuse, or threat thereof)
3) Normal marriage. Divorce if evidence of abuse or coercion (forced marriage due to involuntary toxin addiction, magical spell charms, etc etc)
4) Normal marriage. Divorce always available

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710962
Time for either a threesome or an apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709456
you forgot Petra, the ultra-rich but caring Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710962

>"..."
>"I warned you!"
>You feel yourself go white, gazing off into the distance with absolute terror in your eyes as a 6'8", angrily snorting Minotaurus barrels towards you at an obscene speed. You flee, hoping the man will act as bait...but no, she's very focused on you. Your legs just can't carry you fast enough.
>"Sorry! I'm sorry, sorry sorry! I didn't know! I didn't meant to! It was an accident! He made me do it! I bet the Tanukis did this!"
>That last line in particular only enraged the beast even more. Her skin flushed red and white smoke poured from her nostrils. She wouldn't be satisfied until...
>WHAM! Who-knows-how-many-pounds of angry bull rammed into you with such force that your life flashed before your eyes. You flew over 100 feet before crashing into a dank pile of leaves and disturbing a very sleepy Mothgirl.
>"S-...sorry...Ma'am."
>"Hmph. You're forgiven...and it's 'Miss'.
>The Mino stomped back over to her silk-bound mate, lifting him by the collar and staring fiercely into his eyes. He stuttered out his explanation.
>"I swear, dear...I swear, I tried to warn her. You know me. I love you way too much, y'know?"
>She gave him a few more moments of intense glaring before she decided to believe him. She blushed heavily and briefly averted her gaze. "Yeah...yeah, alright. I love you too."
>They shared a romantic laugh before she asked. "Hey...did she bite you?"
>"Y-yes."
>"...You wanna...-?"
>"Please! I'm going crazy!"
>The bull grinned lasciviously as she threw her man over her shoulder, deciding that whatever business they had in the woods was now not important.
>You didn't get any...but at least you ensured that some guy and his Mino wife would do things that they'd write novels about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710969
What about Alpollo, with her horn of plenty filled with beer and nachos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710966
4.

Just because the guy isn't physically threatened doesn't mean that he should be chained down to a girl he might not love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710942

>That's how religions work. They convert people.

Pretty sure that's how ALL organizations work. And all ideologies. And most of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710970
>I bet the Tanukis did this!
Fucking Tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710966
FUCK. Just noticed I put #1 twice. Okay. Make the first choice #0 just to avoid messing up the order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710975
What you said didn't really add much. How about singing Mothra's praises if you're so into this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709585
how about you just dont play the maps with water, and git gud with Radar/IR AA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710966
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710966
MGC is a shitty city with laws only to benefit the MGs, right? Then 1 would be most likely, or at least it would be very difficult to get a divorce.

But if we're talking about some ideal MG city where men have rights? Probably 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710979
I wouldn't be able to deal with a Moth girls.

Regular moths scare the fuck out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710975
Not him but originally, they were always unique to a people. Your religion was your people's religion. Like you couldn't become a Jew, you were born one or not. Even great conquerors like the Romans didn't meddle with that until the Constantine era.

Conversion for religions in the Old World didn't really take root until Christianity and another huge wave from Islam 700 years later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710984
Learn to accept their love, silly.
>>12710986
Buddhism is the first religion that spread through missionaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710989
Yeah, in the Orient. That's why I said Old World.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW had a wet dream involving an Oomukade
>TFW she noticed the revulsion at her centipede half and profusely apologized over and over as she ground her loins into mine
>TFW feel like a fucking asshole

All she wanted was love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710993
>Old World
India and China ARE Old World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710979
>mothra
Thats a fucking Volcarona gijinka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711001
I don't have a Mothra Girl. If I did, I'd have posted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710966
>>12710972
>>12710981
>>12710982

Fuck it, made it an actual strawpoll.

Divorce Law in MGCity. Let's see what should be thread-canon.

http://strawpoll.me/3022945

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710998

The divisors are

Old World: Europe, Middle East, Russian Asia and North Africa
Oriente: India, China, etc.
New World: Americas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711005
Wikipedia tells me differently.
>The Old World consists of Africa, Europe and Asia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711004
Nah, think I'll just let things happen naturally through stories. It's the only way thread canon takes anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711004
>http://strawpoll.me/3022945

Choosing between basic human freedoms and the whole psychological/biological imprinting of MGs is a pretty tough call.

>>12711008
It's not like we're going to force writefags to use it. Anyone can do what they want, but it's just good to have some sort of consensus for when we're throwing out random greentexts and law isn't specified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711010

>Forcing writefaggots do anything

Because we can totally convince Bob that Big Bad Wolf looks like a slut over a woman who has any knowledge of medical care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711012
>Random bob sperging
Hi Ovaries

[Anonymous No.]

So why are the shota always the lucky ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711020
>always
>Implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711025
>guy getting his chest clawed into
>lucky

Nigga u wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711001

Funny how gijinkas are often monstergirls at the same time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711032
Worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711034
I'm not complaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711016

>Implying that's who I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711043

You know you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711020
Best girl and luckiest guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Discover the locked door to a dragon's tomb while looting ruins like a common grave robber
>Think you've hit the jackpot, dragon means dragon hoard and the place is still sealed up tight
>Make a trip back to town and spend the last of your meager savings on explosive ruins to get inside
>Return, set the bang letters up and run like hell, these places are known to be trapped
>An earthshaking explosion later and a near cave-in and you stand in front of the charred rubble remains of the doors
>Your heart sinks as you peer into the room
>Lots of ornate carved stone
>A huge granite sarcophagus
>But no gold, no silver, no gems, no nothing
>Of course some dickass thief scored whatever haul was in here first, or whoever lived in this dump of a ruin before it was abandoned
>Approach the stone casket with your iron crowbar, Trusty
>Maybe the previous raiders had enough respect for the dead to leave the body alone
>Might get lucky and snag a headdress or a wedding ring or something
>If nothing else, dragon bones sell for a lot of quid for aphrodesiacs. You could at least make up your losses.
>Those are the thoughts running through your mind as you lay all your weight into cracking the seal on the coffin
>The two ton lid doesn't budge a millimeter
>Nothing. You're going to get nothing
>FUCK THIS WHOLE BUSINESS!
>Start smashing your crowbar in frustration against the coffin
>Fuck this shitty ruin
>Fuck your shitty tomb raider life
>Each strike chipping and scratching the delicate rune engraved all over the lid
>Your hand slips on one enraged strike, the sharp stone cutting your hand wide open
>The blood wells forth and drips down onto the hard rock
>This day just keeps getting better and better
>You're broke, hungry and miles from civilization
>No new prospects
>You fail to notice the stone soaking up the spilled red
>What you do hear is a loud thump inside the crypt, right before your torch blows out
>Then the slow grinding sound of the lid sliding free

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711020

There's something to be said about an older woman breaking a young mustang in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711063
Sad to admit that I thought that was a Borg cube for a moment there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710980
Or I could just play the better game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710965
Only according to your headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710982
> MGC is a shitty city with laws only to benefit the MGs, right? Then 1 would be most likely, or at least it would be very difficult to get a divorce.
Well that depends a lot on which monsters make the laws. Bonnet-tipping white knight lizards who get their panties in a twist when they see "poor males oppressed by misandry" being led around on leashes by their Dark Elf mistresses probably shlick themselves to sleep at night on the thought of helping a battered husbando file for divorce and then performing sexual healin' on him all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711012
but anon is supposed to be the slut in that story. isn't that the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711087

It's that he was banging around the idea a few days ago that the Dire Wolf could be a nurse.

He also got mad when people said the book cover made her look like she either had an emo haircut or the lighting was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711100
>It's that he was banging around the idea a few days ago that the Dire Wolf could be a nurse.

God damn what an awful idea. We don't need more nurse fetish fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711100
So what the heck is this dire wolf thing? I know that in DnD it's basically Wolf +1, but is from EMG/MGE, or is it just one anon's headcanon version of werewolf-but-better-than-the-rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711100
> like Bob's stories well not futacat
> genuinely trying to give helpful feedback on the cover
> just say what you see
> inadvertantly cause butthurt
> feel guilty
This must be a tanuki's fault somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711111
> or is it just one anon's headcanon version of werewolf-but-better-than-the-rest?
This one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711111
Dom threadcannon version of werewolf I think. Bigger, more physically threatening, more for predatory rape and boy-claiming than the typical werewolf who most people just write as obedient dog girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711111
It's a real animal. Think of it as a caveman wolf. Muscle brick, not lean like a regular wolf but around the same height. I think bob just goes "Tall wolf" though which isn't really accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711100
>Not wanting to be treated by a nurse that could manhandle you into submission if you got fighty

>>12711115
I don't recall any butthurt. Besides, wasn't it less who drew it?

>>12711111
7' tall grey-haired, red-eyed, cunning, powerful, rape-machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711121
Since when are wolf girls obedient dog girls? That's not my head canon at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711127
People tend to write them like that, doing moe tricks and getting petted etc.. Even though there are actually dog girls for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711130
husky dog girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711124
Think I'd rather just have little red riding shota and the big bad dire wolf, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711130
It's ridiculous. I won't complain more because I don't want to start another maledom vs femdom discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711140
Although the nurse thing would fit better with a different MG, imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711140

So basically like the bottom frame of pic related? >>12705759

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711140
Well, compared to her most guys would look like a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

Which do you prefer?

>Soft, plump Holstaurus with milky white skin
>Built, muscular Minotaurus with dark brown skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711150
Minotaur all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711150
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

so if bob fucks up his dire wolf story, would you want to see another one? maybe with less pseudopenis and all that shit?

I haven't seen her written about anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711153

Because you only get one, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711150
Soft is loev

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711150
The latter.

Holst a suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711156
Bob did it in Laska too. And there was a really big wolf in Meat and Metal as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711156
Fuck up how?
It's smut for masochists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711150
>mfw I have both a healthy and a muscle fetish
I'm fine with any of them.

>>12711156
If you are not going to include shit like the spoiler, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711163
how was she in laska? I don't have any particular urge to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

I would go through many trials if it would let me fondle that tail. I would kill the Nemean Lion, I would roll a giant boulder up any hill. I might even slay a medusa, if you know what I mean.

What about you guys? I know you'd all be super-devoted too, don't try and hide it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711153

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711167

>Muscle and Health Fetish.

You are my friend now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711167
>Muscle and health fetish
You and I are friends now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711169
That's right humangoy- I mean humanboys. You love racoon tail. You will go through any number of trials and spend any number of sheckels just to touch it, heh heh heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711166
Add more extreme /d/tier fetishes, unnecessary drama or moefying. You know, the usual bobstuff.

I just feel it would be nice to have a little diversity in depictions of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711181
I want to punt a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711181
that's a squirrel you fucking tanukike

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711167
Bro you just won a friend for life pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711181
I want to fuck a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711181

Well, she's a squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711181
>Ever notice how tanukis get the all the best HBs despite being physically weaker and unable to rape like other MGs?
>Like, HBs seem to flock to them for no reason, even when there are better fluffy tails out there.
>I'm not racist or anything. But what's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710704
Reminds me of these two h-mangas. One about a guy who winds up married to a loli white fox, and the other about a guy who winds up in a Shounen Action series with a loli black cat.

The two crossover because the two girls play the same fighting game online, often against each other. The fox always wins. Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711182
So write whatever you want. Not like dire wolves can only be done by one man.

And who the hell is going to be moe-ified in smut like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711184
>>12711190
Well, shit.
Here's my peace offering.
Tanukis are still controlling MGC from behind the scenes though, keeping honest hard-working HBs down, you mark my words

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711181
She's a squirrel you ignorant slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711168

Laska's best friend is a dire-wolf girl. She gets picked on sometimes because, well, she's a big girl. That and her mom isn't very big (werewolf I think)? She's about what you'd expect: loyal, playful, not incredibly smart.

I think she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711167
>both a healthy and a muscle fetish
Strongfat, then? Excellent.
http://exhentai.org/s/e4278b6b4f/537375-4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711181

Still working on a full epilogue written in proper prose, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710848
Undead Dragons a best.
I'd try and do both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711196
Oh, those works are by Tanmatsu Ijou. Mostly loli work, if that's your cup of tea. But I have to admit his work is fantastic, having the right mix of cute and lewd. Also, the cute mute kitsune is cute as fuck. Same for the black himedere kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best ending for SUFFERING? Mindbreak? Suicide? Suicide followed by the suicide of the abuser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711218
Yup. I absolutely adore his stuff. I'd definitely recommend them to anybody who likes foxes, or cats, and doesn't mind loli too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711220
Suicide of abused, followed by the mind break of abuser because of guilt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711204
>You'll never trick her into sex by offering to buy her steaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711225
>cradling and caring for the corpse as if it was alive
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711196
>>12711218
>>12711222

http://exhentai.org/?f_search=group%3Atanmatsu+ijou+language%3Aenglish&f_apply=Apply+Filter

Didn't give a specific exhentai link since the cute mute series is like 10 books long, and black-haired hime is 4 books. But they're all there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711220
I like my suffering to end bittersweet. Like, his mind's broken and he's given up his last shred of dignity as a human to become a demon's cumpump, but on the plus side he IS happy. Even if it's the happiness of an oomukade venom junkie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711226
>Your plan will never backfire when the both of you are too busy enjoying steak to even think about sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711220
Dull acceptance of suffering by the abused and the unrepentant exaltation of the abuser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711232
>Ends with falling asleep on the couch with you in her arms

Everything went better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711231
That's not a bad end! It's barely a normal end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711236
What a happy ending. Good job everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711234
That's some good taste you got there anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711228
Cool man.

I'd definitely tell anybody who likes a good dose of cute and lewd to give these a read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711220
Near-mindbreak, followed by vengeance. And then suicide because MC realizes their abuser was the last thing they had left

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710319
>>12710534
>Spilling spaghetti because a dominant girl calls you cute and showers you in compliments

Surely no one here is like that, right? ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711063
>It's pitch black in the underground
>You can't see your hand if you waved it in front of your face
>But you can hear something moving in the open space behind you, scratching and dragging on the rock
>The old earthy smell of the crypt is slowly being replaced by an ancient musty scent
>You don't wait around to find out what it is
>Probably found some vampire's secret napping spot or something
>You scrabble for the exit, wishfully hoping to navigate the huge rubble pile of the doors blindly before whatever it is catches up to you
>The plan goes well until you stumble headfirst into the jumbled wall of broken rock
>The tangle of splinters and stones scrapes and cuts every bit of bare skin that comes up against it
>You push on like a panicked animal
>Finally reach the top
>Your hand touches a smooth stone wall
>Which wall? Should you go left or right?
>Before you can make up your mind, something grabs your pack and starts to haul you back down the pile
>No no no
>Odds are eternal rape or death if you get caught, creatures that live in places like this don't like people to spill their secrets
>Neither are top choices
>Try not to think that it could be "and" instead of "or" like those Manticore legends as you slip off the straps and try to make a break for it
>An icy claw grabs your leg, the scent of old decay overwhelming your olfactory senses
>You look behind you and finally get a good look at your pursuer, a horned winged skeleton wreathed in a sickly gray glow
>The depths of its empty sockets glow green and it's fanged teeth chatter like it's trying to say words
>You try to run, and with a mighty heave...crack your head on the wall
>Everything fades to black

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711243
By which you mean download the torrents and have a fap. Srsly. Who you kidding?

Just remember to delete them and clear browser history afterDon't want to push your waifu or kikimora maid into the yandere-zoneAt least, I hope you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711256

>The sensation of gentle licking eventually brings you around
>Flickering orange light of a fire reflects off the crypt walls, a small pile of broken support timbers feeding the flames
>You feel so tired, so weak
>But someone must have saved you
>Only to your horror, it's the skeleton licking you, flesh now hanging off many of her ancient bones
>Each lick scoops up more blood from your slashed hand and you can see the flesh grow a little more
>The terror is indescribable
>She's feeding on you, like a vampire but worse
>What if she decides she needs a bite of meat next?
>You shudder uncontrollably
>She stops and looks up at you, ice blue eyes set in dead gray skin and surrounded by dull green scales, and you wish you hadn't done anything
>"You, okay now?" It rasps. "Warm? Safe?"
>It seems to sense your fear and lets you go, backing several steps away
>"I sorry." The dragon covers a hole in the disintegrating cloth of her burial dress. "No mean frighten. Was hungry, so hungry. You were one wake, save Arna. Much gratitude."
>She winces and clutches her head in pain
>"Not awake right. All bones. Hard think. Must something wrong with carve of spell." She rubs her claws over the chipped lid.
>"Still am much full of grate. You help Arna. Arna repay, help you. Who you? How help?"

Choose:
>(Adventure and loot dungeons with all the power of an undead dracolich to help, Grave Digger)
>(Go take some money from where you know it exists, Life of Crime)
>(Pull the old dragonheart dragonslayer scam for cash, Con Artist)

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best justification for yandere?

I mean, a lot of the time we get yanderes who go yan because "He talked to me about his dreams!" and that's pretty shit unless there is some background to base it on.

but then again there are plenty of reasons for someone to go insane for someone else. My personal favorites are

1. Admiration turned into obssession (Senpaiiii~!)

2. Insanity brought on by loneliness (You're my only friend!)

3. Spurned on by rejection (Only I deserve him.)


What about you? What yandere reason makes you go dokidoki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711260
Clipped off choice 4
>(Why play in the kiddie pool. Carve out your own slice. None of the little towns around here can stand up to a dragon much less an undead one anyway, Warlord)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711266
>inb4 that faggot complaining about yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711266
Well, you need to specify.

Are we talking cure stalkerish and steal-your-laundry-and-trash yandere? Or we talking the other end, where she kills or beats up any females that get close to you yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711266
2 stokes my Messiah complex.
I want to hug a yandere and tell her she doesn't have to be alone any more

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711260
1. 3 if you find a really rich village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711266
>Girl has shit life because reasons
>Guy is the only good thing she has left

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711275
1 is the former.
3 is the latter.
2 is the in-between.

>>12711266
I'd pick 1 for cute shenanigans,
And 2 for healing time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711150
Depends on the personality. If the former is a bitch and the latter pretty sweet, then I'd go full minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711275
Well there's no standard unit of yandere so just imagine the type of yan that you'd like and give the reason for her being that way

Alternatively create a standard unit of insanity and tell us about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711266
I approve of number two, though I've seen some interesting stuff involving number three (getting a Sailor Moon vib off of that one for some reason.)

[Anonymous No.]

Dire wolves give the best cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711324
No one can beat a lamia cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710460
wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711274
>complaining about homicidal girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711337
Yandere=/=homicidal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711204

So basically the stereotypical "Loyal tall friend who isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer". How fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711204
>She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711353
That's part of the issue. We don't have sub-terms to discern between cute stalking behavior and outright serial killer ends of the spectrum. Yandere is just a catch-all umbrella term, and part of the hate/love for it is because one person's mental image of yandere can be completely different from another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711259
I want a yandere waifu.
And no, I won't scream oh god please don't put your finger inside my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711266
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711363
>We don't have sub-terms to discern between cute stalking behavior and outright serial killer ends of the spectrum
We do though.
There's yandere, and then there's yangire.
We've been over this, like, what, six times before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711326
A Yeti can by a mile

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711358
I don't get it
She doesnt' wear a weird mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711367
Yeah, I googled the term but most sources defined Yangire as "psycho without a love interest". I'm starting to this the person using it in /mgt/ misunderstood the real definition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711371
No she can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711373
for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711377
Yeah she can

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /mgt/, I have a story in mind that I want to write, but I'm still debating characters for it.

What sort pf MG could you see living on a farm, and being somewhat of an introvert and/or shut-in? Holsty feels a bit too obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709334
>insurgency

Is terrorism a thing in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711379
okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711380
Don't make me cry until you give me the reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711381
a cyclops or a troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711381

Kitsune, Hind, Centaur, Minotaur, Cockatrice, Some form of lamia all come to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711381
>Shut in
>On a farm

There's always work to be done. You don't get to hide inside in the country. And loads of people are introverts in the middle of nowhere. It's nice to have privacy and only hang out with who you want when you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711381
Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711386
Well, Yati's are known for having the greatest cuddles in all the land. Their warm flesh pressed against yours, instantly warming you up as if you were right next to a fire. Their soft yet ticklish fur arms wrapped around your neck, their breasts pressed against your chest, and hoo boy that delicious brown copper skin
Sure Lamia can wrap you up into a bind, but can they just warp you up with just a hug? Don't get me wrong, I am of a man with equal taste, and like both cuddles equally, but Yeti cuddles are the bees pyjamas. Imagine sharing a scarf with a Yeti while drinking some nice hot cocoa while walking in the snow back to your house for some high impact sexual cuddling.
So please, don't cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711381
Oomukade are the canon hermits/shutins of MGE. Find a creepy old abandoned barn near the edge of the farm.

Crow tengu are hermits too.

Otherwise maybe an Alraune growing somewhere rarely visited by others on the farm.

Or maybe Ushi-Oni or some other terror-inspiring MG that people avoid out of fear and/or racial sterotypes. (bonus gap moe points for making her extra shy and meek)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708746
>>>12708438
>>>12708545
>>>12708566
>>>12708627
>>>12708663
>>>12708673

>>12708936

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711357

I didn't even know that was a stereotype.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck don't cat girls exist yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711416

See, Of Mice and Men.

See: Literally any form of fiction where the general rule of thumb with the exception of Goliath the friend of the MC who's tall has a big heart by a lower mental capacity.

It's pretty much the whole "Gentle Giant" cliché

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711418
I blame the jews.

[Anonymous No.]

In today's news Illuput corporation announced the release of a new type of Roomba that has additional software to now avoid and evade anyone coming towards it.
Illuput Corp claims the upgrades were necessary due to a large number of their current models being destroyed, and returned before the warranty had expired.

<She snickers and changes the channel>

>>12708596

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711420

Yeah, I see what you're getting at now. I wouldn't call her stupid, but she's not smart either. Definitely didn't make me think of Lennie or your typical derpy musclebound giant though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711395
I'm not sure how else to describe just how introverted the girl would be, shut in was just the first thing that came to mind. Pretty much, she doesn't really want to associate with many people outside of her family and maybe a friend or two, and she'd have rarely left the farm.

>>12711399
Something that's generally terrifying might work, though for some general character tension I planned on giving her an extroverted sister.

I've already written about an alraune shut-in, kinda, so that MG is off the table

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711418
Because you'd get furry 40% catgirls before you got perfect 10%. Do you really want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711431
Yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711431
I really think the first genetically modified creature that no one would complain about and actually would want would be
A chocobo
Then they could slowly try to make others.

Think about it, a 4 wheeler you can ride , have as a pet and more!

[Anonymous No.]

imagine fixing your monster girl daughteru's stuffed animal, but when you give it back she hugs it so hard it breaks again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711416

>Catgirls aren't real
>No ridged catpussy to suck and thrum on your cock while she purrs
>No teasing her when her eyes light up seeing fresh seafood from a sushi bar or a normal field mouse
>No rubbing her belly when she's in estrus
>No plowing those drenched folds in public while she's in said estrus, her jackhammering her hips back onto you until you're on a wall or tree, demanding you cum breed her
>No being smothered on a midsummer's eve by your kittens, only to move to the couch or the futon, your wife collapsing on top of you and curling into a ball

http://i.imgur.com/VUokhYY.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711431
It's better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711439
Stop buying Chinese made goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711431
Yes? Ears and tail are shit. I want paws. And neck ruffs. And tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711446
You think teddy bears are made to stand Lamia and Oni strong hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711440
>No Werecat Onee-san to /ss/ you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711440
If my cat became a catgirl, she'd probably be on top of me in a heartbeat.

>no catgirl to cry for you when you leave, even for the bathroom
>no slapping you with her tail when she wants attention
>no waking up in the middle of the night to find her staring obsessively at you eager for some loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711457

>Wanting to be /ss/'d by Werecat onee-san

Would it involve shit like scratch marks on the walls and a bread crumb trail of clothes drenched in femcum and other objects before our parents find us panting and sweaty in each other's arms, the afterglow making her absolutely radiant with post pubescent seed leaking out of her fertile, fertile snatch?

Because if so.

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711464
Complaining about the food.
Clawing the crap out of stuff.
Sleeping in odd locations around the place.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about a setting where monstergirls are created in genetic soups and sold to the general public like androids and roombas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711465
Ditto.
>>12711468
Conflicted, indifferent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711468
>created in genetic soups and sold to the general public
Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711468
Slavery issues, equality issues,abuse issues typical trope for certain writers.
Kind of overdone I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711457

>You will never be /ss/ed by your Werecat oneesan while playing that game
>You will never be tenderly raped by your Manticore neesan after she pulls a Ferris Bueller and tells your school you'll be sick for the next few days
>You will never give your first time to your Troll mom, or your Echidna mom
>You will never be the HB filling to an oneesan and okaasan sandwich, their serpentine tails coiling around you as Mother coaches you on loving oneesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711467
Don't forget the hairballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711468
>sold to the general public like androids and roombas

It's

Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711475
>You will never be tenderly raped by your Manticore neesan after she pulls a Ferris Bueller and tells your school you'll be sick for the next few days
Sounds like she's preparing for marriage, the Manticore way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711480

Takes time to mold that pussy of hers to your shape, even with the organic fleshlight attached to her tail.

>It'd be the best fuck of your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711480
Why are manticores so best?

I want a sadistic manticore to make me hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711269
Choice one until you have some mulah to work with. Maybe ind some minions, whether via a harem, gaining the loyalty of humans, gaining the loyalty of human and monster couples, or just saving up for mercenaries.

Then it's on to choice four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711480
What if you weren't actually even adopted siblings, but rather the manticore had a roeplay fetish and kept calling some boy she kidnapped off the streets "otouto"

What if she was also a ghetto manticore who spoke in broken street slang

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711483

>The war's been over for over a decade
>You though you buried your terrible past
>Thought time had swept it under the rug
>But then she came back into your life
>A small cub clinging to her legs as she introduced you as "Uncle Anon"
>Keeping it from her that you're her father as her mom teaches her the proper way for a Manticore to greet her bitch-boy
>A sharp needle into the testes, pumping you full of venom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711492
Am I captured war slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711492
I'd never leave her.
Manticores are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>A message from the future

Nyanon's CYOA will star a Kung Fu Panda as the Warlord, a humorous yet brutal dictator.

Also, anon will get the "bad" end, that is to say he'll fight the Warlord alone, be defeated, and get husbanduded against his will then eventually help his new healthy Panda waifu to take over the land.

He'll reach the old Ryuu master one day and give her the ole "We meet again at last. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711467
>You come home from a long day at work covered in snow like you were out there for the whole day
>Just to find your werecat you adopted from the pound sleeping on top of a lamp
>Your 5'9, 125lb werecat
>Who, might I add, was just waking up to see your baffled face
>Sleeping on top of a small $25 lamp
>The third small $25 lamp
>"H-How? Just.. How?"
>"What?"
>"You're 125 pounds! How are you sleeping on top of a lamp!?"
>"A-Are you calling me fat?"
>"You're a grown woman! HOW DO YOU SLEEP ON A LAMP!?"
>"I-It's just comfortable, alright? You humans wouldn't understand since you sleep on those giant pillows with springs."
>"You can't be seriously telling me that a lamp, A LAMP, is more comfortable than a mattress. Hell, even the mattress I bought you to sleep on."
>"I-It just is, ok?"
>'At least I don't need to buy a new mattress every time I sleep on it."
>"T-That was by accident! Are you calling me overweight?"
>"ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE! You can turn into a cat, but god FUCKING FORBID you do that when you should!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711492
>sharp needle into the testes
What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711508
Didn't you know? It seems to be a trend that the people who like Manticore's seem to have the more, to put it nicely, kinkier fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711508
It's not going to hurt, she promises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711501
>that pic
is that fucking Bullet as a jinko?
fuck i missed a lot while i was gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711501
I hate that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711515
I don't think he'll hear that over the immense screams of pain.

Remove manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711515
Lies, monster lies! The paladins were right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711427
kekekekekekek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711519
Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711520
Her venom morphs pain into pleasure.

Plus then you get that adorable tiny tailpussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711535
No thanks.

Don't put MR. Happy Jr. near my otherwise he's getting stabbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711520
It's just like getting a shot at the doctor's. Except in the ballsack. But really it only hurts for a second until your whole body starts heating up and you start drooling uncontrollably in pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711541
Anon, please quit being racist. Manticores are very loving women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711522
Are you seriously gonna trust a guy who wears a bucket on his head and doesn't bathe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711549
>manticores
>loving

Oh jesus christ anon stop, my lungs hurt form laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711561
See what I mean? The racism is deplorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711501

My only problem with this is the fact that tigers can't purr. They chuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711567
>fake tears

Never trust a manticore, always punch them in the eye if you have to get away from one.

[Anonymous No.]

Besides manticores, what MGs would face the worst racial discrimination in MGC and possibly live in ghettos?

Going by these threads it would seem like amazonesses, dire wolves and ushi-onis would have the worst reputations. Like, the kind where you panic seeing one walk around in a nice neighborhood, since they're probably up to no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710622
>>12710623
I know I'm late as fuck but did bob really write war and MG? I don't remember that being his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711269
Are you going to continue this, or did you just want to know our choice?
I really like it so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711586
It's on his pastebin and pbworks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711585
They would all face racial discrimination
only the poorer ones would be in ghettos because tanukis would force them there
manticores would get the shit-end of it all because at least ushi-onis have an off-switch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711586
He did you probably don't remember because it didn't cause as much shit flinging

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711594
LIES!
ALL LIES
We all know what happens when a ushi-oni see a hardwood floor!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711597
They won't see it if I put their seal over their eyes

>yfw ushi-onis are inherently afraid of the dark

[Anonymous No.]

So how did manticores get threadcanoned into being niggers again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711601
It's a popular idea, people like it, people discuss it. Wow shocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711601
Well, part of the reason is people are a bit envious or resentful that something like half of his drawing (at least back then, he's since diversified) were manticores and not whatever the anons were requesting. Similarly Bob was a big fan of manticores in his stories but then became unpopular as hell due to the Laska rewrite, which gave more reason to hate them.

At this point it's more a LOLmeme than any real grounded reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711610
Err, talking about .less for the first part. Derp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711601
Someone wrote an excessive amounts of stories about a sadistic manticore and her soul broken mindless bitch boi that so alienated people that they all now despise manticores to the point where they would probably be shot on sight.
There is unfortunately no redemption for them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711601
They've always been the niggers, there was just some pockets of anons who actually like them for some reason.

I still want to dock their tails but it's apparent the thread prefers I stop bringing up the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711589
>>12711595
Well shit I never realized that, I actually liked it at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711610
There's that and Mantinore's as a whole are extremely overused at this point, thus causing a hate
Example; any time a new story is created and there's a Manticore in it, everyone collectively groans because there's so many other Mamono that could be used, hell, in the exact same role, but no, we gotta push Manticore for Summerslam

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711619
But Anon, MGs can't love other MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711627
Tail docking=/= symmetrical docking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711625
Well, in their defense it has been yeti and ushi-oni forcing going on lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711585
I saw the news on my LCD TV, from my home in a safe, Monster-less gated community, about how Onis always get drunk and vandalize things.

Clearly they're all just up to no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711619
>Docking is the intentional removal of part of an animal's tail or, sometimes, ears
>intentional

What the fuck, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711541
Anon!, It's Ms. Happy!
Now you have gone and hurt her feelings!
You should give her a kiss to apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711619

It's okay, Anon.

The thread got angry when I was going to clip a Manticore's wings and then pussied out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711619
Repeat manticore offenders get tail docking.
That would make them think twice about raping that shota.
"well, you did take a 11 year old and enslave him for a year, so we are going to have to remove that gland and stinger of yours now'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711624
At first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711260
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711650
It just kind of fell off for me and I lost interest, I haven't even read any of it since the part with the succubus and that was along time ago so I doubt I'd be able to get back into it.

[Anonymous No.]

So if Manticores are the Niggers of Monster Girl Society, than where are Niggers in Monster Girl Society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711655
Yeah it was all over the fucking place.

Supposedly there's another sci-fi war story in the works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711657
Dead maybe. I don't know. Who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711490
I prefer the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711659
I don't know why but lately I've just lost interest in reading/writing, haven't read any MG stories in a long time and I haven't written any of my own ideas for a while as much as I feel I should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711669
Not the Anon you're talking to, but that's the same thing with me as well
Maybe it's the season

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711674
That's probably true, days are shorter, Canada feels it needs to share its weather with people who don't want it, and things just generally feel slower in winter. Weird how that works.

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>>12711587
I had to do some stuff and left and just came back. I was waiting to gauge if there was any real interest in continuing it. Since there's only like three people who responded, probably not. Maybe if it hits five or so. Or maybe just take the most popular choice and continue it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711678
Let me guess, you're in Buffalo, huh? News won't shut up about you guys
Not our fault. Us Canadians just want to share the love. It ain't that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710739
If I had a button which, if pressed, killed every single one of you, but let me touch a werewolf or anubis' fluffy tail, then I would press that button.
Multiple times.

Also, I don't hold it against anyone who might want to murder me to get the chance. It's just one of those situations where I can't blame you for putting such a thing above human life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711648
Oh I didn't only take the gland or stingers, anon.
I docked the entire tail down to the base and made sure to surgically cauterize the wound so it couldn't be re-attached. I believe the pastebin was posted somewhere last weekend.

Understandably, doctors have come under a higher level of scrutiny since the incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711686
>Put fluffy tail on a pedestal
>Finally get it after wading through an ocean of blood
>It just feels like regular animal fluffy tail
>Which is still really nice
>But think of all the people you murdered for what you could have experienced for free at a furrier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711690
Paladins a shit.

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>>12711685
Far from it, deep East Texas. Been in the 40s here for a week and while that doesn't seem like a lot for this close to Mexico and the Gulf in November that's fucking nuts. But yeah I feel bad for Buffalo, keep your damn snow.

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t understand! I don’t understand a single word you said! I don’t understand what’s good about the things you call good! I don’t understand! I can’t understand.

What’s so cool about manticores? I don’t like tailpussies. Rape just hurts!

What do you mean by dick the daughteru? What’s so good about dicking the daughteru? Dicking them just mean you abuse your children!

Between tender love and rape, why is rape better? Why do you prefer rape? Isn’t it rape because it’s wrong?

I love being held down and forced to cum? What’s that? That just makes you a fool!

It’s much cooler when you take control of the situation! That’s worthy of respect!

shirohebi, kejourou, ushi-oni, and ryuu, don’t start talking about them just because you did a little research!

If you don’t properly explain it, I can’t understand what you mean! If you’re going to teach me, teach me right! Listening to explanations about tailpussies is not fun!

Traps, pegging, monsterboys, and futa all mean nothing to me! I don’t understand what’s cool about them!

All your other terminology is confusing too! yandere, kuudere, tsundere, thugdere…what do you mean by “I want a harem of deres”?

It’s impossible for me to “feel it by their atmosphere”!

.less and bob, don’t act like you understand them because you read a little on the net! I can’t understand them at all if you give half-baked explanations!

Talk to me in your own words!

I’m begging you; speak so I can understand you!

What is MGC? What does MGC mean?

I don’t understand, I don’t understand, I don’t understand, I don’t understand!

I don’t understand a single word you’ve ever said!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711669

I know that feeling Anon. Had a brief spurt of actually getting shit written that i'm not so sure about putting on here.

Followed by the soul sipping cold, with dreams of Yuki-Onnas and Glacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711692
I'm not a paladin anymore.
Nil nocere homini. Aufer impurum. Ave Medicum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711695
gg no re

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711693

Knigga, I was in Lufkin on Monday getting my car inspected. Cold as balls for this time of year. And now I'm back in the swamp and it's no better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711693
>Texas
>40s
Now I'm not American, considering I'm from ol' Canadia, but if you think that is cold that is just sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711700
Still can't believe braids wins.[/spoler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711691
It's the thought that counts. That tail will feel all the more fluffier just because of all the people murdered to be able to touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711701
I live just outside Lufkin so I totally feel you man.
>>12711703
For this far south and this time of year it is, back up in Dallas I could deal with it better because I could expect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711695
Monster Girl City
M
G
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711713
Dude, I don't think you understand how acrostics work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711703
Listen up polar bear. When you can walk around in pants and long sleeves when it's 120 all day comfortably, the cold kills you. We laugh when people talk about dying of heatstroke. You laugh when people talk about pneumonia and hypothermia. It's the way of the world.

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>>12711709
Anon, it's 4 degrees where you are. That's warm. That's nothing.
Meanwhile, up here in Canadia, it's -10+. That's cold. That's something to complain about. It's snowing up here.

>>12711723
Not to sound mean but it's really funny hearing people talk about how 40 degrees is cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711726
Try -30f sometime.
I will never go there again.
Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711726
And its funny to us when people complain that the 90s are hot. Nigga that's good summer/spring weather, sometimes fall and winter depending how gay the weather feels like being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711726
40C is the natural comfortable temperature of the Texan. 40F is just too low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711731
That is -34 to you metric heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711475
>troll mom
well there's reason number 1052 why I don't need to live...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711733
Truly.
>It hits 90 for a few weeks in Seattle
>People literally start dying
>Californians walk out into the 110 degree heat and laugh
>It hits 40 in CA
>People are crashing into phone poles because of fog and complaining about the "bitter winter"
>People in Seattle are still in shorts and confused about this whole "winter" business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711736
>>12711731
I've been in -34. I was saying in comparison to TexAnon's 4 degrees, -10 would kill you if you think that's cold.

>>12711735
40F is nothing at all. That's a gentle fall breeze up here.
Buy a blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711745
That's how the world works, and we laugh at each other while we're winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711746
Little off topic, I got a buddy that works on the railway to the arctic circle, he sent me a pic once of it being like -60 one day. and his locomotive was entirely covered by ice and snow from one of their 'fun' storms.
That is a life I could avoid.

Arctic MGs would probably laugh at us up there.
Yuki-onna giggling like mad.
Arctic foxes tempting us with their warm fluffy tails.
Jinkos shouting something about future husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711745
>>12711762

So the same way Canada looks at the US then, eh?

They don't even close elementary schools up here until it hits -30C (-22F). Most post-secondary places and work doesn't shut down until -50C (-58F)

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>>12711762
All the winter MG's would laugh at you all who think 40F is cold. It would be the one overused joke comedians use all the time
Fuck, I'm feeling bad for making fun of you guys now. Sorry.
Look on the bright side, at least you guys don't have snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711773
>>12711775
And we get to laugh at you when you think its hot. All the desert and generally more southern monster girls would make fun of you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711773
It's always that way, regardless of where you are. People that live in the cold don't understand people that can't handle cold, people that live in the heat don't understand people that can't take the heat. Imagine a lava golem and a yeti discussing the weather, if you would.

Then of course there are those few hardasses that live in true environmental hell and get both heat AND cold. Those guys we don't mess with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711705
Braids is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711745

That reminds me of the time that Virginia got an earthquake and Californians were laughing at us. Then the shoe went on the other foot when they flipped out about hurricanes hitting them, weather that we some times walk fucking dogs in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711780

This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711713
M O N S T E R
O O
N N
S S
T T
E E
R R

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711795
monstruo chica de ciudad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711781
>Then of course there are those few hardasses that live in true environmental hell and get both heat AND cold. Those guys we don't mess with.

That's because those people get the biggest tornadoes on earth too.Fucking Oklahoma man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711794
How the fuck did DC get away with making Superman the biggest asshole, yet still make him out to be a hero all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711780

So who'd win a global desert vs arctic showdown world war with MGs. Assuming they would have to eventually fight in each other's climates to invade each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711799
Correction: we don't fuck with them when it comes to temperature. We do, however, laugh at them for rebuilding their trailer homes in the exact same spots every other year.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear it gets pretty cold at the Monster Girl College in Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711803
I have to side with desert.
>>12711804
That we do, there's a reason my dad got us the fuck out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711786
At least we are smart enough to not build near fault lines .
I really do not envy you guys when the bill comes in for San Francisco's next big one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711808

I'm not a Californian. I'm a blue blooded Virginian/North Carolinian.

Us getting earthquakes is like, a once in a lifetime occurrence and it was fucking "WHAT", which is why the Californians laughed at us. We got to laugh at them when they started bitching about torrential downpours and 40+ mph winds in a hurricane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711808
Not him but pretty sure he's in Virginia. Also yeah Calis are fucking stupid. That city is literally built on the almost liquid ruins of their past attempts at a city and a lake they filled in with more ruble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711807
Desert, they can always throw on more clothing up north. Heated clothing suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711804

Even Oklahomans laugh at trailer parks getting sucked up in a vortex. That's why you live in a real house with a real cellar if you're in that area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711803
They would find somewhere with a moderate temperature until winter, at which point the snow MGs would push forward until summer, at which point the sand MGs regain lost territory and push forward until winter hits again. Who wins? Fucking no one.

>>12711808
>Smart
I guess? I don't think we even knew what fault lines were when the Bay Area went up, we just knew there was a good port there. We still build there because inertia is a bitch and the bay is still cash. Building codes have been updated though so they shouldn't get fucked AS hard as they have in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711812
>40+ mph winds
Deep East Texas here, how are they so weak to not be able to handle just 40 mph?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711806
I wonder what not-Quebec would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711814
Yuki-onna is the desert during daytime.

Oh, the entertainment of watching that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711818
A terrible place because no one likes Quebec
NO ONE likes Quebec

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711817

Maybe it's because the Californians are a bunch of namby pamby asshats who have way too much bark for their bite?

Take them into the southwest and they complain about how hot it is. Make them go up north to Maine or Washington and they bitch about the cold. Take them to the east coast in hurricane season and they flip shit while we laugh at them, walking dogs and drinking beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711818
Not Quebec?
Well, they wont speak bad french, and will not want to secede every other month.

I actually do know some inside canuckstan jokes , pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711821

Not even Quebec likes Quebec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711801
From what I've read, these covers were from the Silver Age, when they were put on the front of comics purely to boost sales, and the actual thing happening on the cover would only barely be happening within the actual book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711817

Dude, I grew up where we got downbursts of 100+mph not including tornadoes and it wasn't terrible. People didn't start to really bitch until it got up over 60mph when a giant thunderstorm rolled in.

But now I'm in the deep swamp and anything over 30mph shatters these old trees like matchsticks and it takes days to clear the streets after a good tropical storm or small hurricane. If people don't get heavy wind often, the wind damage can be stupidly high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711825
Quebec used to like Quebec.
Then they figured out they'd left a bunch of idiots in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711826

Nah man, The Adventures of Jimmy Olsen were legitimately strange, like the time he turned into a giant ladybug and it was almost The Fly-tier body horror.

[Anonymous No.]

You should all move to the Midwest.
No weather extremes.
lower cost of living, nice people, culture.
Heck now I see why some people suggest the Midwest for MGC's location

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711833
Ah, early comics were a wild time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711780
Most Canadians are so used to the cold, that we have extremely high heat tolerances too.

I've worn a winter jacket in the tropics, and been wholely comfortable doing so.

Though maybe that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711833
That sounds fucking radical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711834
>Heck

Welcome to the Midwest.
Yeah something like Missouri, Oklahoma, upper Texas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711823
You realize you're going to be hard pressed to find a group that can withstand all those things without bitching, right? It all goes back to >>12711781. It also heavily depends on what region of California you're pulling from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711834

I'm going to stick to MGC North in Canuckistan here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711260
One is the only choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711834
I like it up here in Canadia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711843

>Texas, Oklahoma
>Midwest

That's Southwest. Well, except East Texas. That's old school Deep South.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711834
At least Ohio has pop and those Loveland Frog people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711837
I think it's mostly an adaptation based on the environment you grew up in.

Mom is from the tropics, and can't even handle a cool fall. Dad is from near the US border (mild winter). But I was raised in the far north, and have a much higher tolerance for the cold than either do (even after they lived there for over a decade). On the flip side, I can't even handle mild summers without sweating like a marathon runner.

It's probably a childhod imprinting thing, like the Westermarck effect. Maybe it even causes physical changes in your metabolism and fat storing rate? Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711843
>>12711845
MGC canuckstan?
Would it be out near Edmonton?

MGC Central USA

MGC Japan

MGC Europe

Am I missing one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711781

>TFW it gets to 102 minimum in the summer here near DC
>TFW high was maybe 36, going down to 19 and below tonight
>TFW we may even get below 0 some time this winter

Truly, this is the greatest nation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711853
If so, does that mean a warm-weather guy and a cold weather MG (and vice versa) are never meant to be? Can never settle on a place with perfect weather, thermostat setting, even being too hot/cold in the same bed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711855

I imagine it would either be in northern Alberta or BC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711867
MAMONO MANA and cuddling, Anon. It can be made to work; hell, even that guy's parents figured something out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711867
It just means that you might need to wear a sweater to get along with a cold-weather MG.
Your monstergirl waifu gets to see her husbando in a fluffy woollen jumper more often. I don't see how that's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711855
>>12711868
>Out near Edmonton
Lucky me, that's where I am.

>>12711867
>Never meant to be.
God I hope not...Anubis mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711875
Don't deserts get really hot and really cold, all in the same day? You're probably not boned entirely. Besides, maybe pyramids are actually pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711875
>spoiler

You can do it, man. If it's for what can only be a lovely, perfect anubis waifu, then a guy can do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711880
In the morning deserts are boiling hot, but at night it's basically winter
If anything, that Anon can become nocturnal

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW trying to write smut scenes for Slime or Undine
>TFW it boils down to just describing different temperatures and pressure since every part of their body is a fucking orifice

This is a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711855

>Letting MGC's near any high-density population areas
>Not building them on abandoned denuded cities

It would be MGC (Detroit)
MGC Desert (Timbuktu)
MGC Europe (Pripyat)
MGC Arctic (Mirny)
MGC Nip (Hashima)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711884
I already pretty well am, so hooray!

>>12711883
Agreed. I'd do absolutely anything I could, at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711867
I'm from a warm place but if I have to wear a sweater for my Yuki-Onna waifu, so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711886
Synonyms are your friends. You can make slimegirls bubble, or pulse, or rock like an ocean wave, or any number of things.

And if in doubt, stick your dick into a bowl of jello for reference purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711874
>>12711873

True, I guess you can just live somewhere colder and have the warmer climate person bundle up. But the different temperature couples would have to live somewhere colder since hot-weather MGs can bundle up, but cold weather MG's can't really take off layers... unless you give them cooling vests like tankists use, but those would be very heavy, expensive, and bulky.

Or alternatively, maybe you could just shave off your Yeti's fur to cool her down.

Heh. I think I just invented a new way to bully MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711887
>MGC (Detroit)
Anon, the police already can't handle Detroit, are you trying to spread mayhem? You can't believe they'll stay contained once the MG population reaches the right number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711892
>And if in doubt, stick your dick into a bowl of jello for reference purposes.
...or just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711898
Wasn't there an anon who did that and instantly regretted his decision?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711867
I've had that problem with regular girlfriends.

>Like my place around 80F
>But 70-85 are fine
>Trying to hang out with someone that likes it at 50-65
>Nobody is ever comfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711892

I use enough synonyms to kill an entire family of editors as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711899
He didn't regret it so much as say it's impossible to get the consistency right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711898
If you had a magic dick that turned anything you stuck it into in to a monstergirl, what would you stick it in first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711894
You don't think that the police are going to handle anything do you? We're talking full on military policing and a load of cash. Most of those places need to be rebuilt and have a lot done but the infrastructure is in place for a lot of basic utilities and it's cheaper than making something from scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711893
>unless you give them cooling vests like tankists use
Thinning the fur would work fine. You wouldn't even need to shorten it, just thin it a lot. Normally you'd need to worry about blubber and the like too, but MG are "soft," not fat. Barring that I've also heard of ice vests, those would also do the trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711902
Should've tossed in some starch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711900
>Like it around 80

You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711900
Cool blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711906
>If you had a magic dick that turned anything you stuck it into in to a monstergirl, what would you stick it in first?
What an odd question.
In all honesty I'd probably go for that bowl of jello. I do love me some slimegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711907
>You don't think that the police are going to handle anything do you?
No, that's the problem. The other problem is that there are already a decent number of people in Detroit and rumor is that they're all terrible. I don't want to know what'd happen if rapey MG got the run of the place, that'd take it beyond even the rough and tumble MGC we write about now.

I do have to wonder what martial law would do though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711920
... are you serious?

Most MGs are part animal hybrids. So unless you're okay with some inanimate object or cosplay-tier MGs, you're going to have to delve into bestiality. Not cool, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711906
The power of Midas' dick sounds enticing, to a degree anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711906
I think a lot of cats and dogs would get the D just because they're readilly available if nothing else. I don't know how one would go about making a harpy that can actually fly though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711924
>So unless you're okay with some inanimate object or cosplay-tier MGs, you're going to have to delve into bestiality
What if whatever you fuck turns into an MG with the same "essence" as it were? Fuck a vacuum? Kiki. Fuck a stuffed tiger? Jinko. Fuck an onahole? Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711922
Nah, there's still rich parts of Detroit. They'd become the walled-off human only zones and the MG's would husbando/fight the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711924

This. You can almost hear the news stories on zoo break ins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710860
Myth Dranor was an elven city you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711933
Then why was it underground? Was it Drow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711924
>... are you serious?
What is it about my statement that you find incredulous?
Slimegirl is my waifu, therefore if I'm gonna magic-dick anything, it's jello.
The added advantage that I don't have to resort to bestiality is a bonus point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711937
If you're going to unfairly rig the question like that, you might as well make it, "anything to stick your dick into turns into a slimegirl." Yeesh, have some consideration for non-slime fetishists, like this guy here did. >>12711930

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711941
He didn't unfairly rig the question, he just used what was given to his particular advantage. If anything you should've directed your annoyance at the guy that posed the question up here >>12711906 since he didn't seem to think it out too well.

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>>12711906
Where would I even find an Anubian Jackal?
What kind of horse would even turn into a Nightmare?

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>>12711944
>Can make any kind of MG you want
>Second choice is horse pussy
I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or angry. That aside, choosing a specific subspecies would get tricky. How does one make a medusa or echidna instead of a vanilla lamia, for example? It can't be a color scheme thing. Maybe the boner's desire comes into play?

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>>12711944
>Nightmare

I suspect if you Irrumate a sleeping girl having a bad dream you'll get either a Nightmare or a Dormouse.

Anubis... well, I hear there are some of these statues they have in Egypt... or would that make a Golem instead?

This is like playing roulette with your penis.

>>12711948
A more important question would be, "How do you get your penis in a snake without getting stabbed and/or tearing it in half?"

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>>12711948
You don't really. Just imagine how shit outta luck people would be that want a dragon.

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>>12711941
>>12711942
I wasn't even thinking "how do I exploit the question to avoid bestiality", I was thinking "how do I get slime waifu".
If you're demanding I stow all my shame and answer 'which animal wud u fug' then I guess I'd grave-rob and mouthfuck a rotting human corpse because ghoul is my second favourite, thereby accidentally dodging the zookeeper's opprobrium once again!

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>>12711944
>Nightmare
You got to have sex in your dream. That's the only way I can think of how to spawn one
As for Anubis. Improvise?

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>>12711953
>How do you get your penis in a snake without getting stabbed and/or tearing it in half?

Well, there are videos about that, but let's not get into that discussion.

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>>12711954
Komodo Dragon. You want a powerful waifu you gotta walk on the wild side.

>>12711953
>"How do you get your penis in a snake without getting stabbed and/or tearing it in half?"
Should be pretty easy, actually. Lots can gape their mouths open far wider than the width of your penis and many don't have much in the way of teeth,certainly none you couldn't handle with gloves. I think the more important question here is how you would live with yourself after putting your dick in a snake, even if it was for the sake of a waifu.

>>12711958
This man knows how to work the system. He might end up with a tanuki by accident.

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>>12711944
Jackals are a dime a dozen from Egypt to Turkey.

>>12711966
That just makes a big lizardgirl.

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>>12711966
>even if it was for the sake of a waifu.
This raises another question: you mouthfuck a snake to acquire a lamia waifu. Assuming the transformation is instant you would now have your new waifu suddenly part human with her lips around your penis. Her reaction is? I think this might be a traumatic experience for the waifus, guys. Most of them wouldn't even be wet to start.

>>12711971
>That just makes a big lizardgirl.
Can't deny the chance of that even if it does have DRAGON in its, I guess. Maybe you could fuck around with taxidermy or plushies?

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>>12711980
>Fucking a plushie dragon gives you a soft or healthy Dragon
I like this game

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Alright, new question: What MG would you want for a waifu in the real world, presuming MGs are a new thing and human infrastructure hasn't adapted to them yet. Meaning that you have to deal with all the problems they would realistically cause in a non-idealized world. For example...

- Horsepussy would need you to move into a small mansion, or relocate to the much cheaper rural areas, and skyrocket your food bill.

- Slime would cover everything if sticky goo, which probably dry up and leave disgusting crusty stuff everywhere. Also dumb as a dog.

- Wurms or Oshi-Oni would totally wreck up your floors moving about.

- Onis might accidentally break a lot of your stuff due to their strength, not to mention potential alcoholism.

- Undead would need to be kept cool all the time, making it hard to keep it up, and decaying/stinking if warmed up.

- Aquatic MGs would likely force you to convert half your home into a pool, making everything damp and moldy. Or relocating to a rural lake area.

- Loli-types would make people give you condemning looks everywhere you go.

Etc, etc.

And so on.

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>>12711944
Build a life-sized anubis out of lego, then put an onahole in it.
Not only do you get a lovely anubis with a passion for engineering and Lego, but you can also build her to your own ideal proportions

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>>12711980
>Most of them wouldn't even be wet to start.
Monstergirls are always wet, anon.
Doubly so when they have a cock in their mouth.

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>>12711986
Holstaurus forever and always in every universe, time-period, dimension, and reality.

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>>12711985
Yeah, and it would have to work something like that because there are several MG you couldn't get simply by boning the animal counterpart. For example:
Girtablilu: there's not a single scorpion you achieve any kind of insertion into without instantly killing or gravely wounding it
Manticore: It's a chimera. Also, shut up
Kikimora: see above, but without shutting up
Hinezumi: where the fuck do you find a flaming mouse, and where is it safe to put your penis if you do make one?
Succubus: There IS no animal counterpart
Lave golem: I don't think I need to say anything here
Alp: gay men don't count.
And that's just scratching the surface. No, you'd need to be able to make some kind of facsimile and push your intent onto it to select a subspecies and preferably personality.

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>>12711986
>in the real world
Meh.

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>>12711995

I can see you probably needing to get the floors redone to be hardened against hooves, particularly if she wears metal horseshoes.

Also, you'll probably get sick as fuck of milk and its derived goods. She'll use lots of it in cooking because its free and she likes the idea of you enjoying something that comes from her body. Better get some laxitives and pray you aren't lactose intolerant.

Might also want you to move to a more suburban or even rural area, given they seem like they'd be more comfortable in a natural setting than an urban one.

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>>12711986
I like holstaurus, sea bishops and kikimora. One of three is going to be logistically impossible, but kiki and holst are no problem so long as I don't have wood floors. I've got plent of choices among the runners up, too. It seems to me that since most MG are pretty humanoid outside of the whole "not human" thing you wouldn't have too many issues. Come to think you could get a fairy and no one would even need to know you had a girlfriend at all or a keijourou and no one would know your girlfriend wasn't human.

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>>12711986
Holstaurus or Minotaur in that case. Or Yeti

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>>12712002
You expect so little of me anon, I'm hurt. First off
>horeshoes
>on cow hooves
Secondly most floors in the house are already hardened. Thirdly I will never git sick of milk and or its goods, I fucking love milk so clearly I'm not lactose intolerant. And lastly I already live in Deep East Texas.

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>>12711986
Here's another idea: presume MG suddenly become real, which ones are most likely to be socially acceptable because they aren't very monstrous or generally unappealing to normalfags? I'm thinking kejourou for sure, kitsune, wight, elf, dark priest, alp, doppel ganger, p'orc, and maybe troll and golem. What say you, /mgg/?

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>>12712018
Basically those, maybe a Holstaurus, maybe Dark Elves if they hide their kinky side

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>>12712023
I dunno, holstaurii have hooves and fur where people don't and dark elves aren't a natural color. Personally I almost wanted to toss a succubus in there, but I think there'd be a ton of, for lack of a better term, slut shaming going on. Their monster parts are just kinda bolted on, but at the same time they're literal semen demons.

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>>12712002
Well, presumably walking on the concrete sidewalks and ash-vault roads would do a number of natural hooves, since they're designed use of soft dirt and grass. She'd certainly need some protection on her feet.

Also, to all you cow lovers, you might have to go vegan as well. Holsts probably are so asking for meat side dishes might be a pain. They might also be weirded out working with beef products.

>>12712009
Yeti would probably require you to move somewhere very cold, unless you could convince her to shave down (she probably wouldn't want to since it makes her look weird compared to natural Yetis?)

Minotaur... don't forget they sleep as much as cats. Do you really want a very powerful, aggressive, irritable waifu, that sleeps twice as many hours as you do, and has a PTSD-like aggressive trigger of something as common as the colour red? (Maybe you could work her through it, but she'd still struggle with her natural urges)

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>>12712025
Aaaand dark elves are brown. Disregard that bit.

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>>12712018
So you're basically asking "What is cosplay tier"?
Catgirls, doggirls, mermaids... I mean, you couldn't have them walking down the street, but everyone knows mermaids so I don't think one swimming around in the local pool would cause panic.
Ghosts, too, I guess, if they're just cute transparent girls who hover along beside you.

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>>12712025
>Holstaurus
>not being accepted
Come on man.
>>12712026
Holstaurus =/= cows. Why would they care about beef products? They wouldn't make their husband go vegan just because they are, which they might not even be.

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>>12711986
Crow Tengu. I would have to help her with computers and driving, but it shouldn't be that hard for her to adjust.

[Anonymous No.]

Less 3Dshit, more monster girls.

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>>12712026
Man I dunno about that, im a simian and I would definitely eat monkey meat if that was a thing.

Pigs are close enough to human that you can transplant their heart valves into us, and we eat pigs all the time.

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>>12712031
>So you're basically asking "What is cosplay tier"?
No, I'm going beyond that. I'm asking "what is so goddamn human even normalfags couldn't object in any way aside from jealousy?" That list does exclude cat and dog girls, or at least the KC versions with the paws. I think you're onto something with the mermaid thing though if we ignore the whole chlorinated pool bit.

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>>12712041
It is a thing in every place that has wild monkeys and apes pretty much.

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>>12712041
>I would definitely eat monkey meat if that was a thing.
It is a thing, just probably not where you live. I would too so long as it'd been raised and prepared properly. I'd say the concern about girls like holst and centaurs being vegan are somewhat though not necessarily valid, but not being able to eat beef because they're "cows" is silly.

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>>12712036
Looks good. Can someone can take the little girl to a bar or something, though?

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>>12712049
>little girl

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>>12712049
>Can someone can take the little girl to a bar or something, though?
You mean a milk bar, right? Gotta get her lots of dairy so she can grow big and bus- er, strong like the other two.

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>>12712046

Anything with as much soft as a holst comes from a heavy protein and fat culture. That means meat and such. Otherwise you wind up with tiny flat people like dark age europoor peasants or nips.

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>>12712033
>Driving when you can fly
Unless she's a total hikkimori and out of shape, or you're going cross country, driving shouldn't be an issue if she can fly.

You'd probably need a place with roof access or a large enough grass lawn that she could land safely even if she came in a bit too hard.

Also, lots of little hand thing she'll need help with. Turning around door knobs, cooking (don't want feathers brushing against a hot stove), maybe washing herself unless you have a very large birdbath she move around in and reach behind with her large wings.

Might also have to move somewhere without severe winter, since it'll be pretty hard to get airborne wearing thick winter clothing, so she'll be grounded in freezing temperatures.

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>>12712055
Are you saying cows aren't fat? That without meat and fat diets they're just skin and bones? Anyways, I don't think MGs follow human dietary restrictions, otherwise literally every single MG would be omnivore by default.

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>>12712055
And yet cows get big and soft on nothing but grass and grains. Maybe we aren't looking at this the right way.

>>12712056
>driving shouldn't be an issue if she can fly.
It also shouldn't be an issue if you can walk or ride a bike, but it still is. Weather is also a bitch she might not want to deal with if there was no need.

>Also, lots of little hand things she'll need help with.
Here's the rub. Most public places seem to use foot-accessible handles or push bars and with trained talons knobs might even be doable, but cooking and especially things like computer use would be tricky.

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>>12712058
Something like a centaur can get away with it because they have the body mass and can eat all the time. Holsts are basically humans in form and they don't have the space for that kind of diet.

And cows look like scrawny longhorns if you just give them prairie grass don't put them on some sweet grain or young wheat or protein blocks every once in awhile. Why do you think they love nuts and acorns so much? All that protein and fat.

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>>12711986
Kikimora, obviously. Its like tailor made to be the perfect wife and doesnt look all crazy to spook the normies.

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>>12712063
Don't forget that even herbivores can learn to love meat.
>Those warhorses that used to be fed human flesh

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>>12712063
>Why do you think they love nuts
I'm too horny and tired for this, I feel like a 13 year old for laughing at that.

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>>12712063
Everything you listed but maybe the protein blocks are entirely vegan though. I don't think anyone said they had to eat grass, just that there might be an aversion to animal products. So again, vegan/vegetarian holstarus/centaurs are possible but not obligatory.

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>>12712069
So a WarCentaur would be a bearfat girl?

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>>12711986
Still an Anubis.
Or a Nightmare.

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>>12711991
>Ideal proportions
>Out of Lego
I question how well this would work.

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>>12712081
She'd be a brick house, I fail to see a problem here.

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>>12712082
Goddammit.

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>>12712077
I would love this

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>>12712018
Okayado already addressed this in Monster Musume.

The answer is "Cosplay Tier = Instantly accepted, all others = freaks in public eye."

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>>12712076
You are entirely missing the point. The digestive system and diet for a cow only works for an animal around that size and build. Humans are much more comparable. And you don't get busty soft humans on resource strapped vegan diets their whole lives. You wind up with shorter flatter people.

The double point is you don't get big soft cows that way either. They need all that natural grease and protein to fatten up. So to not have flat holsts, they need to come from a high protein and fat culture. That's going to mean meat and such because they don't have the tech to mass farm and process all the conveniences that modern vegans take for granted.

TLDR: Vegan holsts are short flat holsts.

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>>12712081
Just do thr best you can, and PFM will take care of the rest during the transformation.

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Reminder that Mermaids eat fish, Harpies eat chicken/turkey/whathaveyou, and Holsts would probably eat beef.

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>>12712092
>short flat holsts.
Hathor would not stand for it. Fuck vegans.

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>>12712077
>Torso of a ripped Oni
>Three times the mass of an Oni
They would bowl over enemies like a freight train. Makes me wonder what Nina would look like if .less drew her with the muscle she's described as having.

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>>12712092
I still can't buy it. I've known straight up vegans that still managed to be fat and a couple of vegetarians-during puberty- that managed to get pretty stacked. I've got to imagine that it's calcium and protein that are the issues here since carbs are easy to get in a modern society and will fill out bones pretty well. Calcium is hardly an issue with fortified food and you can get sufficient protein watching your diet.

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>>12712105
Nice job not reading the whole post buddy. These are cushy women from a medieval-tier agrocentric society.

>So to not have flat holsts, they need to come from a high protein and fat culture. That's going to mean meat and such because they don't have the tech to mass farm and process all the conveniences that modern vegans take for granted.

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>>12712105
Also, don't confuse vegan and vegetarian. Most people confuse the two. Vegan means they don't eat any animal products. Vegetarians can, so usually get their essential vitamins et al from supplements made from animal bits, and thus can get all the nutrition omnivores get.

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>>12712111
How do they even survive on a diet like that?

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>>12712116
Not very well, most are bags of bones

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>>12712110
>These are cushy women from a medieval-tier agrocentric society.
Being discussed in the context of suddenly appearing in a modern world, yes. Even if you go full agrocentric if you've got potatoes and whatever other starches around you can still get fat even if they are short because they aren't eating like cows. So maybe your busty vegan or at least vegetarian holst gets taller now that she's got all dat soy, but the tits still aren't an issue. Now minotaurs, those are a problem.

>>12712111
I didn't, that's why I made the distinction.

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>>12712116
They don't, at least, not very well. Especially babies, which need extra fat and protein. A doctor told me about one stuck in a vegan diet by his vegan parents... basically was grossly malnourished to the point of health complications.

Most vegans either have to cheat with at least some animal products, or simply miss stuff in their diet.

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>>12712116

They cheat and use stuff all poor people have through the years for their fats and oils like olive oil. Would fucking suck to not have any milk or eggs though. No baked goods at all without a bunch of fake stuff.I don't even know what you'd use for fake eggs.

No stock for soups because of the animal gelatin and grease.

>>12712122
Taters are rain forest murrican. You'll have to make do with turnips and parsnips and beets.

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>>12712118
>>12712124
Sometimes I want the succubi overlords to take over.

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>>12712128
Who cares? They're malnourished and miserable and meat is cheaper because of their removed demand. They're like the flagellates, punishing themselves all on their own.

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>>12712124
>They don't, at least, not very well. Especially babies, which need extra fat and protein. A doctor told me about one stuck in a vegan diet by his vegan parents... basically was grossly malnourished to the point of health complications.

Wasn't that an episode of House?

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I get the feeling that carniverous monstergirls like werewolves would treat vegans either with great wonder and confusion, or intense fear.

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>>12712128
The only person I know for a fact is a vegan is so malnourished and "genderqueer" (I'm going to change my name to something retarded and gender-neutral) I'm wondering if she even gets her period anymore

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>>12712128
I wonder how much semen you need to get a daily supply of protein? Probably lots, so you'd need to be a succubus to get that amount. Life would turn into a giant orgy just to meet RDVs, wouldn't it?

>>12712127
>Taters are rain forest murrican
By which you mean what? That they require lots of water or that they're a South American crop? I can't even remember which was true at this point though I do remember them being discovered in one of the Americas or the other.

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>>12712133
Actually, heard it from a medical program on CBC (White Coat, Black Art), a show about the medical profession and doctors telling stories.

>>12712132
The logical extension of that arguement is being glad people are dying and suffering, since it means more resources left for you.

Don't be a monster (no pun intended). They stop eating meat out of empathy... their hearts are in the right place... even if their brains aren't.

>>12712140
It's negligible. I think it'd probably be more than your regular daily liquid intake, maybe a few times over. Or some other ridiculously large amount. Basically it has little protein.

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>>12712140

It means that you can't pull a Renaissance imported tuber out of your hat as an excuse when we're talking medieval. There's no reason to assume anyone in not-Europe fantasy land has potatoes or yams or similar crops.

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>>12712124
Alternatively, they wind up as pill-addicted freaks.

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>>12712147
That's not logical at all. I said they're hurting themselves of their own choice and it has no negative effect on me. So why should I care?

It's not famine or circumstance. They chose it.

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>>12712147
Actually, just looked it up. Why? Boredom, curiosity, usual suspects.

Daily recommended protein intake for an adult would peg it just over one liter (quarter gallon) daily. That's probably something like... 250-400 moneyshots worth of the creamy stuff you need to farm? Assuming a bit under a tbsp of the stuff per moneyshots.

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>>12712155

So all those lilith games with the big dog bowl are actually about the right portion. I'm both sickened and impressed.

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>>12712148
>There's no reason to assume anyone in not-Europe fantasy land has potatoes or yams or similar crops.
What about the fact that it is, literally, not-Europe?
Historical accuracy is fun (well, to me it is), but strictly speaking there IS no historical accuracy in the scenario described because you're time-warping people from not-Europe, rather than history-Europe.
Maybe monster-y not-Europe *did* have potatoes all along.
Or they all ate nutritious boiled matango roots

>>12712155
>250-400 moneyshots worth of the creamy stuff you need to farm?
And that's why monstergirls love succubus nostrum

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>>12712136
Well, it's not like you get superpowers in a Vegan diet. Why fear?
If they don't want to eat meat, then more meat for us, right?

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>>12712136
The monsters that even might be vegan/vegetarian are generally based on prey animals. I'd say confusion mixed with pity and quite possibly a little hunger.

>>12712148
Alright, so probably South American, then. At this point I'm curious why you're so set on a time period when no one listed one though. Even KC's canon includes a few anachronisms. If I can't pull potatoes out of my ass "in fantasy land," as you put it which does not necessarily imply any geographical or botanical similarities to our world, you can't stick us in one definite real-world Earth time period either.

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>>12712155
Why is it the only time people on 4chan can get complicated math problems and stuff done is when it involves porn or insulting somebody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712165
>Where did you get the coconuts?
>Perhaps they gripped it
>By the husks

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>>12712160
To be fair, those guys each produce something more along the lines of a cup of yogurt each, so it wouldn't be hard for them.

Realistically, you'd probably have to suck dick non-stop 24/hours a day, and somehow get the average moneyshot time down really low (like less than 5 minutes per guy, give or take 2 minutes based on how much semen they produce). Of course, you could always try to take more than ones. Hands, butt, thighs, butt, etc. Collect it all in a bucket or something.

Shit, mathematics is going to Alp me pretty fast at this rate. Always knew maths was more trouble than it was worth.

-- Signed, Totally A Normal Poster That's Not an Alp or Succubus.

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>>12712163
I know MGE at least has demonic taters.

They mutate based upon MAMONO MANA absorbed in their vicinity, making it a fun thing for couples to cultivate, and then enter in county fairs.

>MGC County Fair
>Biggest attraction
>MOST "FUCKED" UP POTATO CONTEST

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>>12712163
>Maybe monster-y not-Europe
I want to see a Crow Tengu in Plague Doctor attire.

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>>12709865

I agree with this person.

Let's tenderly love cyclopes

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>>12712167
That's not true. Remember that one time on either /a/ or /co/ with the Flash and running several thousand times faster than light? And that other time we calculated how fast coming with the force of a thousand suns would propel one backwards? Good times.

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>>12712170
>MOST "FUCKED" UP POTATO CONTEST
I'm still laughing after reading it a third time.

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>>12712175
I want to cuddle with her and compliment her eye.

She must be able to see a lot with it.

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>>12712170
>MOST "FUCKED" UP POTATO CONTEST
Imagine all the varieties of mashed taters, mashed taters with the taters skin in them, mashed taters with the skin and bacon in them, mashed taters with skin, bacon and cheese in them, etc. etc.

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>>12712179
>coming with the force of a thousand suns
I was thinking of that one for involving porn.

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>>12712092
>implying goats, guinea pigs and elephants dont all eat grass
>implying you cant eat grass at any size

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>>12712179
>Awesome stuff like that will never happen again.
It hurts.

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>>12712168
That bit about botanical and geographical similarities was pretty important.

>>12712185
Okay, well, there's at least still one example. I seem to remember another one involving idolm@ster or something floating around, too. CS/a/ got shit done from time to time when we could be assed.

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>>12712169
>Realistically, you'd probably have to suck dick non-stop 24/hours a day, and somehow get the average moneyshot time down really low (like less than 5 minutes per guy, give or take 2 minutes based on how much semen they produce). Of course, you could always try to take more than ones. Hands, butt, thighs, butt, etc. Collect it all in a bucket or something.

It's all starting to come together. *Why* are succubi sex masters? It's because their diet demands it. They have to be able to make guys cum fast, 'cos they're on a schedule. They're like sexual hummingbirds; have to visit a hundred flowers dicks a day and get their nectar sharpish so they can move onto the next one. Otherwise they just starve.

Sluttubus confirmed, mathematical proof.

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>>12712049
>little girl

Poor HB never knew what hit him.

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>>12712190
>Sluttubus confirmed, mathematical proof.
>"But professor, what if they just ate a sandwich?"
>"Shut up, Jimmy."
>"But sir, Mayonnaise even looks a little like semen!"
>"Jimmy, don't you dare talk to me about putting mayo on sandwiches ever again."

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>>12712187
>Implying goats are fat
>Implying guinea pigs live off scrub grass and not shoots and seeds
>Implying I ever said you couldn't live off that diet, just that you wouldn't be tall and healthy and soft
Implying even when the Chinese ate grass stew during a siege, they didn't throw in every beetle and grub they could find Not really but I just remembered that.

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>>12712197
>"And what do little succubi eat? They can't suck dick at a rate of roughly one every five minutes on a twenty four hour cycle from birth, right? Can't they just eat more of that?"
>"Jimmy-"
>"And wouldn't that mean pregnant succubi actually need to take even MORE dicks to get the extra resources to make a baby? Shouldn't that be harder because their slower, less sexy and, you know, pregnant?"
>"Get the fuck out Jimmy, you fail."

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>>12712197
Reminds me of that old pic of a guy frying semen and it looked like bacon when it was done
>Succubutts eating BLT's with lots of mayo and a glass of raw eggs because they're in a dry spell

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>>12712204
Actually, KC world guide says that MGs get a lot hornier than normal when preggered. Since they can't exactly chase down and rape guys while like that, one can only presume banging preggos is considered normal, even extra-sexy in MGLand.

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>>12712204
>pregnant succubus
>less sexy

Fuck Jimmy.

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>>12712194
So what's up with the white oni anyway? The blue and red one seem to fit pretty neatly into the picture KC painted us, but what of the third?

>>12712209
Part of me is a little grossed out and part of me had a boner. I don't even know what to think, especially during the later stages.

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>>12712213
>And that's why you're here Jimmy!
>>12711794

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>>12712218
Mind blown.

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>>12712209
>>12712215
>MGs get a lot hornier than normal when preggered.

That's pretty normal, even for real women.
Hormones man. They'll either make her insane, or make her ultra-horny. Or both.

Just imagine what a Yandere would be like in that state. And then she becomes completely normal, supportive, and maintains appropriate personal space limitations for the whole nine months, leaving you disturbed and thankful when she goes back to being clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711966

>Komodo Dragon
>Not Disgusting Komodo onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712215
She's obviously the boss while red and blue are her stooges. Look at that throne, central docking and smug expression.

Most likely she's older and stronger than the other two combined because magic. Really, haven't chinese cartoons taught you anything, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712227
>Spoiler
I was imagining an ultra-crazed psycho with a jar of peanut butter pickles and a knife panting after running five steps, but that works too.

>>12712230
But Anon, her central clothing seems to consist entirely of buckles and straps and she doesn't have glasses. That's not mage material, that's an assassin or maybe a rogue if I've ever seen one. And on top of that she DOES look like the boss, and how often is the boss a mage? That's what swords and boards are normally for. Inb4 Log Horizon. This is why I'm confused!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711966
>No komodo dragon GF to drool aphrodisiac spit constantly and drive you insane with lust when she gives you sloppy, deep kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712252
It's like the lizard version of Urabe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712036
Oni's are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712252
>She falls asleep in your lap
>Drools
>You pop a boner
>Sloppy blowjob
>She falls asleep in your lap
>Drools more
A beautiful cycle. I wonder what would happen if we made her brush her teeth though?

[Anonymous No.]

What if you got raped by a monster girl so hard you started bleeding.
She then feels bad about it and makes it her life's mission to nurse your shattered pelvis and scarred skin back into normal condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712258
>Monster girl gets raised hearing all about how awesome rape is.
>Is taught it in school and at home about it.
>She finally leaves home in pursuit of a man
>Finds one
>Rapes him
>Hears his screams of pain and is completely confused
>Backs up to see you in pain and agony and her worldview is broken.
This could be something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712258
>She tried to put it in all in one thrust and causes a penile fracture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712262

And thus begins the Ushi Oni healing.

It involves watching This Old House while being spoonfed Ice Cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712256
I want a lowlife oni to smooth talk me into going to a bar with her, get me incoherently drunk and proceed to grope and sexually assault me while I'm passed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712258
>>12712262
This is what will happen if those damn Lilim get their way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712277

Choose your next words carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712278
'I came'
There, happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712258
>>12712262
>>12712273
>She tries to be nice and helpful but fucks it up
>Tries giving you soup but spills it on you
>Tries fluffing your pillow but makes it explode
>Tries giving you a massage but either breaks your bones some more or cuts your skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712278
"The sex was good, but not great."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712278
Sun dresses are fucking awesome. Sexy, innocent and classy all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712278
Serious Series, Serious Table Flip

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712283
See that sounds all cute but you'd really just snap and wind up screaming eventually
>Just stop already
>I know you don't mean to
>But you make everything worse
>And I can't take it anymore
>Leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712287
>Zombina Witnessed as In Front of the Unknown B-Class Adventurer
>A Wall of Black Suddenly Appeared

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712295
Congratulations asshole you just made Zombieman and Zombina my OTP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712278
>Ask your sister Deruella how many families she's pulled apart from her reckless actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712290
>Being mean to the monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712300
>not being mean

Do you even bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712302
>Bullying
I hope you get bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712300

>Not bullying an Oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>12709392
"Hey Valerie, which is better, xbox one or playstation-"
"No. Stop."
"..What?"
"Consoles are for peasant filth, I will not allow the one male in my LAN club dirty himself with such trash"


>>12709303
>>12709317
>>12709177
>Day 2 of of hanging out at the Anubis hobby shop
>Been making an A6M zero, one stationed on the kaga before the pearl harbor attack.
>Show it to Valerie, the store's owner and king of all things nerdy for "proofreading". (She's making sure you didn't fuck up)
>"I made sure to get the proper tail number, I actually used one from a picture of a plane taking off from the runway. I've painted it Green, just like the planes were painted in the pear harbor movie from micheal bay-"
>She swiftly moves a finger to silence you
>"Wait, so let me get this straight. You based your paint sceme off of something done by Michael bay. MICHAEL BAY."
>"Well.... Yeah. I mean that one picture I used was in black and white so I can't really accurately paint it from that so MPHHMP"
>She clasps her hand onto your mouth and seizes the offending zero, placing it on the table, then staring you in the eyes and saying
>"You will NEVER base your models, papers, or research off of anything that man creates ever again. His movies are overdone, over dramatic, historically inaccurate, almost propaganda. If you are going to do something, you are going to do it correctly. I will not support a half assed project."
>She grabs you by the collar and drags you into the school library.
>You spend the next month studying everything there was to know about the zero, and are eventually given a series of time-life books on the pacific war for you to read.
>Valerie has you suspended from any other clubs until you are able to properly recreate a zero in it's actual color scheme

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712305
I'll bully you anon.

How about that, faggot?
Please don't get upset anon, I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712313
Seems we have a rouge alp on the lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712318
You're an alp.

I just care about anon's feeling alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712318
>Alp
>bullying
Impossible. Surely this must be some form of fledgling vampire or the like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712302
>>12712305
>>12712308

There's bullying to be cruel. Then there's bullying to lower her self-esteem, make her more emotionally dependent to you, and make her more obedient and desperate to please you. All because you love her and want her to make yourself her world.

And before you say this is mean, remember that MGs force guys to become obsessed with themselves it all the time with their demonic energy, addictive toxins, pheromones, etc. It's simply turning the tables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712318
We need to get him to Stage 4 where she alters reality so she was never a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712299

>Pulled Apart
>Not Enhanced

Paladins pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712320
Quite alp the dildo patrol is almost here.
>>12712321
You'd be surprised, sometimes their master doesn't teach them proper edict and they escape and try to bully others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712308
They just can't catch a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712322
>It's simply turning the tables.
It's also kinda yandere. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712322
>implying I wouldn't be immune to that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712328
But anon, I just like being nice and treating other anons with the same kind of kindness I like to be treated with.

Why is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712336
Cuz das gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712322
I want a big mean rape machine MG to bully me and make me emotionally dependent on her and more obedient and desperate to please her. All because she loves me and wants me to make her my whole world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712330

On that note, what porno would /hbg/ absolutely flip their tits over?

Easy mode: No Manticore
Hard mode: No Gangbangs
Extreme mode: No handholding
Impossible mode: No masturbation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712347
>Handholding in BETWEEN gangbangs and masturbation on the lewdness scale.

What are you doing, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712347

Two words Human Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712347
The only thing left for them to do is holding each while performing missionary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712347
I bet they have some kind of weird voyeurism porn where the whole vid is just the HB going about his day as usual, waking up and showering, putting on his suit and riding in a train car, going home after work to eat dinner and watch tv.

Intercut with shots from his POV. It'd be like the ultimate immersion porno for creeps who want to be the HB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711260
1. Best choice. Like skyrim with d-cups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712362
>>12712347

This Old House is still the #1 hit with Ushi Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712356
>Fuck off dyke.
>Go reverse alp somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711207
I both love and hate this story.

Love because it's a departure from the smut-suffering-smut theme we see so much. And it's also reasonably well written.

Hate because it's so goddamn infuriating. And somewhat illogical.

At the very least it's good because it's something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712278
Go cut your nails you tramp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712345
Preferably a dire wolf. But an ogre or oni or manticore or thunderbird is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710848
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712347

A love story between the last living member of a prestigious noble family having a tryst with his Kikimora maid, only to have his heart broken when she tells him it's impossible for them to go beyond master-and-servant.

Has passionate sex on the level of her going into his bed chambers after breaking his heart, the emotional knife in her chest driving her to kiss him over and over, begging for forgiveness. Putting his hand on her plain white pantie as she undresses is enough to send her into rapture.

Has shit like him kissing her breasts, her stomach, and her pussy. Has shit like missionary sex in the dark where he grips her buttocks and fucks her like he's in charge. Results in her cleaning his cock with her mouth before he puts her face onto the bed and assaults her from behind with rutting on the level of a frothing beast. Filling her womb with seed over and over and over.

Ends with spooning on the bed, their sweat cooling in the evening air, his chin resting on her shoulder, a hand on her stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710873
>help her redeem herself
FUCK YEAH THIS IS GOOD ALREADY
ADVENTURE TIME BITCHES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712368
>HB shows on the thread, time stamp and all.
>says he has a special something for all the good little monsters
>comes back an hour and a half with a pic of him and a human girl together holding hands

I want to crush a nerdy monster's hope of getting a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712382
>This is why you ignore those fucking attention whores.
>They're all literally just sluts who want to provide for them while they eat a bunch of humie V.

[Anonymous No.]

I've spent way too long not writing and updating, but I set myself to it the last week or so and now the first of Pars III is finally up, enjoy, leave some criticisms or comments if you want.

http://pastebin.com/AYv8wmfD

Sorry it took so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712382
>Reports of a bloody murder came in this morning
>Witnesses say they saw some sort of covered Lamia walk into the (insert wherever you live) before the screams were heard
>Eyewitnesses say it "sounded like something straight out of Psycho, music and all"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712386
>lizardman furiously typing while she cries the saltiest tears in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712389
>Lamia
>Walk
Just had to point that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712389
>"Must exterminate Chaddette."
>"Must obtain BF."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712391
I just realized the mistake the minute it was posted
Well, can't go back now

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW ran out of MG ideas to write about
>TFW too scared of getting shit like Matango on the random page generator

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712379
Hot, 10/10. Would read if pastebinned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712404
>Ran out of MG ideas to write about
Nigga no you didn't, there's almost 200 of them and there's at least hundreds of ideas for each species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712414
We also have a wish list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712404
Do you actually allow yourself to write about MGs you don't like?

I can't write a story about any MG I wouldn't potentially waifu, unless she's a background character. Which eliminates most of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712417
I'm actually in the process of working on one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712423
Not him, but I'll write about anything I don't explicitly hate. And even then I might make an exception if the piece calls for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712417

Not all the good ideas are on the master list, though.

tfw your idea to "knock out a MG with Dormouse molasses, put a bun in her oven with creamy white filling, and then convince her she got pregnant from handholding & kissing" still hasn't been added to that list.

Alternative route: knock up a Shirohebi, convince her and the other shrine maidens it was divine immaculate conception and start your own religion.

Alternative sequel: Do the same thing to the Shirohebi's daughters, call it a family curse/blessing or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712430
Not all, certainly, but there are several to choose from. Many of them wouldn't even be too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712430
Let it gooooo man.
I think it's a good idea, but really, you've been complaining about it not being added to the list every damn thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712435
I only came up with it two threads ago, but okay. No one likes a spammer.

But I'll always bring it up every time that one particular Anon repeats his "Don't bully the Shirohebi!" mantra. I regret nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

What's that doujin/eromango you keep going back to, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712477
I've forgotten so many of them.

I know literally no monster girl doujins at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712482
Because most suck

Demons get the most representation, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712477
Pretty Lamia, and that one Blue Sub doujin that Z-Ton did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712484
I think the only monster girl artist that I like is Hroz.

That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712477
There really aren't many good Holstaurus/Cow-girl doujins out there, only one that I can think of that I've fapped to more than like two times would be Milk Party and that's mostly because it was my first and its got an animation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712495
>doujin
>animation

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712477
I don't have much MG doujins in the old folder. I'd say probably something from Horz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712499
It is a doujin, there is a hentai animation that was made of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712412

Bullshit you would if I did.

>>12712414

Actually, no. I don't. Mainly because I hate Kitsunes and the one flaming faggot who thinks fluffy is the almighty allpussy shit, as well as them being stupidly entry tier.

It's like the one "cute" thing you can do with one is either brush their tails or in the case of the Fennec Kitsune fold her ear like a soft tortilla shell and jack yourself off with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712512
>Hate Kitsune
>Fluffy is the almighty allpussy shit
Hoo boy, I respect your opinion Anon, but you're in for it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712477
Sphinx Chan's Ultra Quiz.

It truly has the best Protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712278
"Did you just say this dress makes me look fat?"

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has been kidnapped by amazoness marauders.

If you want to make it out of their village with your pelvis intact you better put on this cute little apron and make sure those dishes are squeaky clean.

Also, don't forget to ask her how her day was when she comes home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712526
I take all their gold and run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712477
Salamander ninja.

Not the Paracelsian fire lizard thing, the "I'm going to tear out my ribs and stab you with them, and shit will hurt like fuck because the act of tearing them out also coats them with poison" kind of salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712526
Eh, I'm fine with it. As long as the Apron says kiss the cook. I've always wanted one of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712528
They literally specialize in hunting down HBs. How dense are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712529
Fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712540
As dense as the gold I'm pilfering from those slow-witted Amazon woman.

I need large amounts of gold to woo my Dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712540
Shoen MC dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712540
>Anon, the thrilling genius who thought that his superior intellect decided to escape the clutches of the foolish Amazonesses by stealing all their gold and bailing out of there without a hitch
>Of course, with his thrilling intellect, he escaped without alerting no one, not even a soul, not even that one Amazoness that was watching him steal everything and run for the hill
>Yes, anon escaped the village with everything, including his clothes, without no one, not even the Jinko that was sitting back and getting ready to watch the hunt, knowing of his escape
>Or so he thought, until when he got approximately two miles away from the village in the thick jungle, he heard it
>The tune
>He knew the tune all to well, he watched the film, he knew what happened
>It was the dreaded tune which brought fear into the hearts of soldiers being hunted
>The Predator theme

[Anonymous No.]

Found some new awesome MG art.
Can't post. full.
All those reaction gifs.
and re-re-reposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712554
imgur it like everyone else. Don't be such an tease like some kind of Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712554
Not even an imgr link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712546
You wouldn't make it one step out of the village without taking an aphrodisiac blow dart to the neck.

Best just give up on that dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712558
Then I'd keep trying. I'll never give up.

Until they break my legs to stop me running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712518

Remind me to fucking care if i'm in for it or not when I know for a fact the only people that enjoy the shit i'm spewing out for practice unironically are favor pandering shitlords like .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712563
Either semi-illiterate or does care (too angry to type). Either way, I had to re-read that sentence a few times to figure out what you were saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712562
Silly anon, they only break one so you can still do chores around the house!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12711501
Wait, what? How did you get that information!
Can't do that now, shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712545
Ribbed newts do that. There's also a frog that breaks its own bones to grow Wolverine claws. You don't fuck with amphibians, no sir, that's a bad idea. It'd be the last thing you do.

And that's just the natural, living animal. Who knows what a ninja-trained monster girl version of these fuckers would have up their sleeves? Like, you'd meet a nice onee-san lizardwoman with a huge rack, except she seems slimier and less scaly than the average lizardman, and when shit hits the fan, she just takes out her tits, reveals herself to be flat-chested and the "breasts" to be bombs, and blows the shit out of the enemy. Think you've got her after she exhausted her titbombs? Nope, what you shanked turns into a huge ass tail, while the girl gets the fuck out of dodge. Captured her weaponless after she did her log trick with the tail, and doesn't have her bombs? Like she gives a fuck, she just removes a rib and stabs you with it, and it's coated with paralytic venom so you can't do shit while she rapes you afterwards.

They also regenerate like fucking starfish, they regrow eyes, tails, limbs, jaws, you name it. She wouldn't even have any battle scars to show you, except maybe like "this was from that one time when I got cut in two, I think it'll heal in a couple weeks. That was a close one, good thing I had practiced running on my hands."

Also, their skin is poisonous. No sir, you don't fuck with no salamander ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712583
KITA~~~

[Anonymous No.]

of all the monster/ monstergirls out there and ones that haven't even been conceived yet, can we agree that the most insane, homicidal, depraved and hypocritical ones are human females? Are they not the true monsters? who marry you and steal half your shit, who will bring a condom and poke holes in it just for to make babies? I want to be embraced by a Yeti-girl in the winter, have passionate snuggling with a Lamia in a warm sauna, and drink to liver failure with an Oni.
we will never get to feel true love from decent women in out loves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712588
Brb killing myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712387
That gif was my reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712571

Just a little bit angry, because I don't see any reason why I should write about MGs I hate if only to bully them like that yandere loli kitsune getting sealed.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

Never stops being relevant in MG threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712588
Okay, there is DEFINITELY a story here. Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712583
Is the interrogation to begin tonight, or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712624
Didn't he say Thursday?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12712624
Tomorrow, don't want to make the guys waiting for me then to miss out on it.
I really should write ch.3 of my other thing too.
>>12712627
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712629
What about doing a sort of mini sidestory? A CYOA of non-plot-critical travelling shenanigans with Mouse either to the battle or back from it?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12712634
Well, I was planning on something like that but it may lead to something useful for plot later. So I'd rather wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712651
The way you say it makes me think it's something l-lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712512

Personally, I liked kitsunes way before MGs were even a thing. As for entry-level, are we really doing this? Are we really going to base our standing on how obscure our favorite MGs are? It's Touhou all over again, christ.

The aural sex thing was fucking dumb though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712657
Aural sex is only good with slimes.
Though, it'll also be skullfucking.
Except without the skull.
Do slimes have ears, or do they just process vibrations through their whole body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712657
Kitsune-bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712562
>Why do you keep trying to escape the village, Anon?
>Are the vicious jungles more kind to you than I am? Do the barbs of a wild manticore hold more charm than the security of your own home?
>Are the claws of a jinko huntress enough to sever your ties from me? Do you long for the dragoness's lair, the ushi-oni's den? A life at the mercy of a villainess, a life without my love?
>My darling husband. The one who surrendered me his innocence, his faith. Who took the sacred vows of marriage with me, the chieftess our witness.
>I work so hard to keep a roof over our heads.
>I shower you with gifts and affection. I buy you new shoes and expensive shirts and all the other things men want.
>I hunt only the biggest of the wild boars to bring home for you to cook.
>I caress you softly and hold you tightly to my chest when the nights are cold. I whisper words of love into your ears while you dream a pleasant dream.
>I carry you in my arms while we stroll in the village sun, we, the envy of all the village.
>I let you rest in bed when you're too tired from scrubbing the floors to have sex.
>I even refrain from broaching the topic of daughterus until you are ready.
>I do my best to make you the happiest a young husband can be.
>So why don't you love me back?
>Why must you insist on leaving me alone, without a man to stand by my side through the storms of life?
>I love you, Anon.
>My flower, my pretty one. Please don't leave me.

Don't be mean to the amazoness, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712672
No fuck that.

Bite your tongue and choke on your own blood, give her a nice blood facial too that way she will never forget how shit of a girl she was to you.

Then proceed to party on Charon's boat for all of eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712526
Assuming the amazon treats me like shit, I try and escape, probably get recapured, told that running is pointless and then lose the will to live and starve to death in front of her as I become little more than a mindless doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712562
>>12712575

>Implying super-femdoms would need to break your legs
>Implying they wouldn't just have everyone wear large wooden strap-ons for your daily orgy, making you unable to walk straight for weeks and instilling in you a PTSD trigger at the sight of polearm weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

On the topic of daughterus.

How many is too many?

What is your ideal number?

All at once, or different ages?

What personalities do you want your daughterus to have?

What do you do when one brings a boy home on a leash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712693
Ten
Five
Different ages to help out around the house and because older sisters
As long as their not assholes, I'm fine with any
Ask him if he's up for the 'initiation'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712693
Three Daughteru's would only be the most I could support (Assuming money isn't a factor and I am somehow rich, four or five)

I could go with varying ages or all at once. No real preference.

Any personality would do as long as they aren't sluts or spoiled brats.

I congratulate my daughter and let her know that she shouldn't put out on the first date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712693
No more than 2,
several years apart.
One to be like Ilya from fate, the other to be like Anju Maaka.

"You will take care if it right?"
"I will not feed, bathe or take care of it, those are the conditions"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712693
12 sounds like a good number to me. In four batches, two years apart. Each with a unique personality.

A boy? I test him. Scare him a bit, just a little bit. Mostly see if he's right for my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712693
Just to get the inevitable out of the way:
- Not more than you have time to give the D
- As many as my stamina can handle
- Staggered apart. That way as each one matures she can take care of the one born just after she was.
- Fathercons
- Drop him off in a bad part of town with Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712698
If that doesn't scare him, I don't know what will.
"you have to clean the dungeon when you are finished little lady"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712706
Look at the boy, and then say "No extreme torture, he looks fragile"

If he hasn't run away or she isn't laughing her ass off. then I continue with trying to scare him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712693
>How many is too many?
8.
>Ideal Number?
4.
>Ages?
One, then another a few years later, and then twins shortly after that.
>Personalities
I'd hope to raise them to be upstanding, responsible young women.
>Spoiler
Stare daggers into his submissive little soul, and make it perfectly known what could happen if he doesn't make whatever little girl of mine happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not sure if I should respond, this could be those girls from MGC Central Admin again ..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712684
>>12712685
>Why must you say such awful things, Anon?
>The village doctor says you are possessed by a demon, that is why you do not cook nor look after the house. They say this is why you seethe with vile hatred at the thought of living with us.
>But I don't listen to her, Anon, because I know my husband better than they.
>I know the true cause of your unhappiness is my fault as a provider. I know that all my love has failed to reach you, and that I am a failure as a wife.
>They tell me that I should abandon you to the matango fields.
>But they don't understand you, Anon. Nor do they understand how deep my love runs for you.
>If you will starve yourself, I will starve also.
>If you must bite your tongue, I shall slit my throat, and we shall meet eternity together.
>If there is no room on the ferrywoman's boat for two, I will dispose of her and take it upon myself to steer us through the tides of hell.
>I would close my ears forever to this world if you will not speak to me.
>I beg of you, say to me a single kind word and release me from my grief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712717
Do not worry citizen.

This is purely a survey and is in NO WAY an elaborate match making scheme.

Have a cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12705511
Is she a futa because jesus christ those are some fucking HUGE pussy llips otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712720
....Not gonna lie.... that would probably break me.

Love/Devotion gives me a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712720
"...Fuck you"

Then never speak again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712717
>>12712721
Janet recruits us off /MGG
MGC admin gets us wives and kids.

The conspiracy is real!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712720
>I beg of you, say to me a single kind word and release me from my grief.
>"Come closer. Closer, No one can hear what I'm about to say. Yes, there. amazon a shit."

And then I die. If you're going to make a house slave out of me at least have the decency not to try to convince me I should like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712725
You forgot to say please

>>12712726
Then they enroll our daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712721
Wait a minute, why are the chocolate chips on this cookie blue and triangle shaped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712726
Please, you are over reacting.

Have a cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712733
Those are blueberries, they shrink a bit when cooked.

Have another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712733
They taste good.......little pasty though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712732
Amazons deserve no love.

Only dead husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712725
>>12712731
I am personally going to come over there and slap the shit out of you, anon. A faggot ass bitch like you doesn't deserve a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712733
They are M&M and nothing more.

How do you feel about fluffy tails?

This is important to our survey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712741
I...Love....The....Fluffy...Tail....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712741
I like fluffy on petite girls. Not loli, that's too far.

Feeling kind of funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712740
If I have to choose between an amazon and nothing forever I'm taking nothing. Fuck that, I don't know how women put up with that for so long, especially when I don't even get to choose because I got fucking kidnapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712746
Good... That is all for today. We will return with your results in a week. Anne will be happy with the results.

>>12712748
Excellent.

Don't worry about the funny feeling, it should pass momentarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712737
>>12712762
What should I do if my erection lasts more than 48 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712731
>that spoiler
> If you're going to make a house slave out of me at least have the decency not to try to convince me I should like it.
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712764
Just give us a call and we'll send someone to help you with it.

[Anonymous No.]

You people are even worse than the oomukade edgemasters. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712764
Find a doctor for "treatment"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12710739

>>12708746
>>12708596

>>12711427

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712770
Some of us don't like enslavement. Or Amazons in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712764
There is a very nice Shirohebi down the road that is a healer.
Yes the fortune teller one.
She will be happy to tackle that hard problem of yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712770
Yeah, if you're so "hardcore" you'll kill yourself just to spite someone (who loves you unconditionally, by the way) you'd think they'd have the willpower to stick it out and continue trying to escape until >>12712691

Or alternatively trying to >>12712322

But killing yourself just to spite someone? Super-petty and edgemeistery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712770
>dis gonna be gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712777
You're not a slave though, you're her husband.

I get not liking amazons but why you people gotta be so mean.

/whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712780
lets get some popcorn and watch the fight.

[Anonymous No.]

So going by KC saying how all monsters became chicks, how funny would it be for a lich to be unsealed after a thousand years and discover he is now a chick .

>"AH, Finally I, Nalthizar! The lord of bones have been released once more!

>"Stare in awe at my majestic form mortal as I.....I....

>"WHY IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS DO I HAVE BREASTS AND SKIN?!"

[Anonymous No.]

I am tired of Amazons, Uhsi-crap, Onis, and yetis.
Pelvis crushing joke only goes so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712782
Pass me the nachos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712785
>His skeleton minions are all jealous of their master's new assets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712786
>Yeti's
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712785
>"My breasts are fricking huge.....Oh, this feels good...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712785
Elves are really long-lived in most settings, right? Wouldn't this potentially mean that any elf you bone might also have once been a dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712789
"YETI-A-SHIT"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712789
Not him, but dem hugs can be tight as hell.

Not that I'm complaining or anything...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712793

Elves have been stated to have males, as do dwarves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712788
Yeah, they all joke about how they have boners for her.

Skeleton humor , never could get it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712797
They're so fucking warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712789

it's a restaurant run by Yetis. They hug you as you leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712786
Personally I'm really tired of all the kikimora and fluffy tail shit. It's always the same old thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712788
>>12712791


>>"Stop laughing mortal! I may have skin and great...tracks of land...but my minions shall strike terror in you!

>>Rise Gregor the Black! Rise and slay this pitful mortal with your....you.....

>.......

>"WHY DOES MY GREATEST CHAMPION A WOMAN NOW!?!? DID THIS HAPPEN TO ALL MY MINIONS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712802
Hot damn, I would come back there on a daily basis just for the hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712798
Oh right. How was that explained again? I need to keep an index of links or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712793
iirc not all elves are monster girls and male elves still exist, I guess there could be elf alps in that case though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712786
But amazons are about a lot more than "pelvis crushing" and they hardly get any discussion outside "amazon a shit".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712804
>He then proceeds to summon everyone
>EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712793
This: >>12712798
Like humans though, they're being bred into extinction, leaving only the new, corrupt, quasi-succubi in their place.

Dwarves are nearly extinct, having propagated the quasi-succubi, originally seeing the change in their females as a good thing. Who wouldn't want to come home to a horny, slutty waifu after a hard day at the mine, and a harder day drinkin' at the pub? They caught on eventually though, and the last few pure males went into deep seclusion.

Elves fared better, catching on much quicker than the Dwarves did, leaving a more sizeable population to go into reclusion (Helps Elves are pretty reclusive in the first place).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712803
What else is there to talk about?
Poison dart frog girls that make you aroused with their slimy mucus?
And as you fuck them, they produce more mucus, making you hornier?
And you only stop when you're fully spent physically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712803
Personally I'm really tired of all the <insert race> and <insert trait> shit. It's always the same old thing..

Kikimora vs roomba = original.
Amazon trying to enslave someone = same boring trope.
Argument lost.
Kikimoras win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712804

> "That's it! I'm going to awake the skeletal dragon that I keep just for this sort of..."

> "..."

> "You can still breathe fire right?"

> "NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE SEX WITH THEM AFTER IMMOLATING THEM."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712817
I'm not even the guy you're arguing with. I just think this whole maid thing is dumb and discussed to death.

Just throwing my 2 cents out there because that guy did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712817
>Kikimora's win
Let's give them a round of applause. Congratulations for winning the threadbowl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712810
Male elves or dwarves count as "human" males for the purpose of monster reproduction and incubusdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712819
>"Well at least there are still holy warriors bent on stopping me from taking over the world. Or whatever, I'm not even sure anymore. Come, Minions!"

>"..."

>"STOP RAPING THE HOLY WARRIORS!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712819
>in the background you hear someone/something say "Since when do dragons have such nice tits?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712828
How long before "He" gives in to the MAMONO MANA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712819

>"Well, if all of my minions are like this I have no choice!"

>"I summon thee beholder!"

>"Hey, what's this?"

>"GRAAAAAAGH!"

>"No, it's not the eye."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712829
>"I don't think she's even dead anymore."
>"You mean 'he,' the great skeletal dragon is a man."
>"I've never seen a man with tits that nice."
>"Huh."

[Anonymous No.]

>"Who are these bird women in maid outfits, and why are they cleaning the place??"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712814
>>"Brogar the Bone crusher?.....also a woman..."

>>"Hilda the Wicked?....Ok she was a woman before but why is she 12 now?"

>>"! The Wight King Morantal, he has never failed me before!!"

>"....He has a WHAT?!? That jackass was loose for a thousand years and is now MARRIED AND HAS A KID?!?"

>"HOW DOES A CORPSE HAVE A KID!?!"

>"Sh-shut up mortal! Feel depsare as I summon my most prized servant! The grand skeletal drake Kerest..al....."

>"N-no you idiot fleshing....I am not crying....why would a master of life and death be crying...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712829
This reminds me of a recurring daydream/fantasy I've been having.

>Be member of Heroic Quest Party
>Encounter Dragon near end of quest
>Monster Girl
>Is embarrassed by her feminine appearance
>Tries to be haughty and threatening all the same.
>Other members of the party think it's a trick or deception, declare they will not fall for it and will slay the dragon as expected.
>Get to me.
>"...gosh you're pretty."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712819
Shit....you beat me to the dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712836

And then Lich-sama gets headpatted by the last remaining adventurer. The others have been taken away to be husbands by the Lich's servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712786
It's been the same guy complaining the entire thread, ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712842
>Headpats
Agreed. That was exactly what I was thinking at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Go terrorize the nearby village Dragon!"

Dragon lands near a village and storms up to a man tending his field .
He smiles at her and takes his hat off.
She stops and looks him for a second.
"Hello my beautiful dragon lady, would you like some food?"

>"Where the hell is my Dragon?"
>"Uhh, she found a guy......"
>"You are telling me 1 man stopped my powerful dragon warrior?"
>"Uhh, yeah, they have been having sex for 4 hours now, something about a reverse scale. doesn't look like it's going to end anytime soon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712842
>"So you've come to slay me, eh? Go ahead, I have nothing else left to live for."
>"What do you mean 'you're pretty sure your orders were to LAY the Great Lich King? Queen. King.'"
>"NO I DO NOT WISH TO F- ...THAT'S QUITE THE SPEAR YOU HAVE THERE. Oh, yes, I can stop yelling. Sorry."
>"Wedding tackle? THE GREAT LICH KING WILL NEVER GET MARR- sorry, sorry, no yelling."
>"No, I've never wanted trying to be married! Well, maybe just a little..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712842

>W-what are you doing mortal?!?

>How dare you pat me on the head?!

>......I didn't tell you to stop...

>I-I shall let you live in my lair for now. I need someone with information on this new era and a mortal agent to go forth into the field for me.

>Hopefully the Vampire Lord Voran still holds sway over the moorlands. He owes me a few fa-......God Dammit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712855
>And then they arranged a tea party with Voran
>Now called Valerie
>Has been married for about fifty years, with six children, including a rebellious dhampir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711383
I'd imagine so.

[Anonymous No.]

>All it takes to subdue one Monstergirl, no matter what their status or power, is a single man
>Paladins catch onto this and begin training Martyrs who specialize in love and seduction
>A single Paladin approaches the Queen Vampire and immediately professes his love while accompanied by a personally written ballad
>A single Paladin begins his almighty battle with the most powerful Dragon in the region by kneeling and gently kissing her scaly hand
>A single Paladin won't stop talking about how the Queen Kraken of the Oceans has such lovely eyes

>They will be remembered eternally, those brave men who wooed the fearsome beasts and brought peace to the land

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712864
Imagine what that'd look like.
>Cleanbombs, in which a bomber walks into a crowd of single males wearing a vest full of liquid sterilizing agents and activates the sprayers
>Betailing, in which several captors find a girl with a lewd tail and remove it
>Kidnapping shota and smuggling them out of the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712878
And what do they do with the Shota? If they sell him to someone as a sex slave outside MGC they'll just become Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712875

Nah. They'd be trying too hard then. MGs want to have a harem MC for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712886
What? Of course not, that would make them just like the monsters they're fighting. no, they give them to loving families sworn to raise them in ways that will ensure they don't breed with the monster scum. also, they'll follow the teachings of Ilias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712859

> Tomb of Horrors Good End

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712859
>>(N) "Hello Lo-Lady Voran! It is I Nalthizar! Lord of Bones, Risen once more to-

>(V)"AH! Master Nalthizar. It is good to see you. Has your rest been most peaceful?"

>(N)"Yes, it has Voran but I have aw-"

>(V)"It's Valerie."

>(N)"...What?"

>(V) "MY name is Valerie now."

>(N) "V-very well Valerie. My rest was most peaceful until this pitiful mortal awakened me. Now I have taken him as my agent of shadow in this new time."

>(V)"Aww, you found a potential husband already? I remember when I met Markus..."

>(N)"Markus? Is that your new thrall?"

>(V)"Thrall? He is my husband."

>(N)"..You too?"

>(V)"We have had a blissful 50 years of marriage and had six wonderful daughters."

>An arrow thunks into the table.

>(V)"ONE OF WHOM WON'T BE GETTING SUPPER TONIGHT!"

>(N) "...I want to go back to the lair..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711383
>You were visiting the bank since you were a little short on cash. It was only naturally overflowing with other human boys going about their business.
>The line was nearly at your turn when the doors were kicked open and the sound a bullet drowned the chatter. Your blood froze in your veins as they stormed inside
>The group was composed of several amazons and dark elves accompanied by a jabberwock who sauntered inside with a sultry stare.
>"If you want to stay single you'll give us what we want." Her voice was lewd enough to get you stiff, but that was secondary compared to the threat of being proactively dated.
>The amazons began going around, tying up all the men while the dark elves ordered the employees to fill the bags.
>For a while you thought perhaps it'd be fine, they just wanted the banks dough, not your hand in marri-
>"Aren't you a cutie." A dark elf's tongue licks the rim of your tongue just as she lifts you up and away from the rest of the hostages.
>In a second the rest of the monstergirls are around you doing everything from delicately teasing to roughly groping your body. It only comes to an end when the jabberwock announces that they finally filled their quota and were going on their way
>For a second you feel relief at the thought of being let go, that is until the only amazon not carrying one of the bags reaches down and snaps you up into her arms.
>"You belong to us now, little human." She smiles greedily before stuffing you into the back of one of their trucks.
>All around you the bags are thrown until you can hardly move. From the front of the car you can hear them laughing and talking about all the things they'll do to you.
>One of the bags overflows and a round plastic container filled with a white liquid rolls into your lap followed by several more.
>It was a sperm bank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711887
>MGC Desert (Timbuktu)
Anon, Timbuktu is still held by Islamic Insurgents.

MGs in niqabs/burkas, all subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711986
probably an Arachne, a Jinko or a Minotaur.

>plenty of room and need for an Arachne's web
>Weather in NOVA is perfect for a Balkan tiger of sorts
>Minotaur would just have to watch her head when going through doorways

[Anonymous No.]

Saving my lich green texts for those who missed them.

Was originally going to do a full story but this honestly feels better.

http://pastebin.com/zzLN2S7A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708837
Only if it was cerea.

[Anonymous No.]

http://x.fanatail.com/flash/harpy.html

Now I want a harpy to sit on my face and piss all over me.

Speaking of piss, I wonder how an alraune's sweet golden nectar tastes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712927

> watersports

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711986
>lamia

>have to buy heated blankets to keep her warm at night unless she uses my body
>Renovate bathroom to fit her and her gigiantic tail unless she agrees to showers.
>Need to take the stairs from now on since she won't fit in the elevator
>If she's a shirohebi then I need to help her install a miniature shrine so that she can pay her respects or whatever they do
>It's a nightmare when they start shedding and can't reach that last spot but squirms when you try to touch it
>She can use her tongue to detect and smell cum for miles away meaning I can't masturbate anymore without having her snoop around

I guess it won't be so terrible. I'll adapt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712278
"So, how far away are you from the throne?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712278
....Where's your cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712932
>I can't masturbate
With a shirohebi around you won't NEED to. That's part of the beauty of MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712929
If you can't handle something as tame as urination I don't know why you're here in the first place.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/359443

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712942

>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712942
Fuck off.

Having a shit fetish is one thing, pushing it on others just makes you a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712526
>AAAAAH ITS S.E.R.E. SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Could you harvest raw demonic energy from the Demon lord,and refine it into a product of sorts some how?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIfhklhZ7OI

[Anonymous No.]

You military types will get this story.
Back in the early days of human/MG co-operation I was assigned to a military base and remember an amazing story i shall share with you all.
There as a colonel who was known for being very outspoken and would often shout out his window for his troops when he was angry.
One day he left his office and when he came back 5 hours later h found a Tracked army transport inside of it, barely fit, nothing was broken in there, walls intact , his furniture had been neatly stacked along the wall.

Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712929
Man, for a thread that professes to love monsters, you guys sure are a bunch of wimps. I mean, no NTR I can understand, no yuri and no yaoi are the marks of insecure faggots but I'm alright with these too, since I'm not too interested. And sounding I guess is uncomfortable enough to be a no-no.

But come on, urination is a ridiculously mild fetish. What next, no footjobs, no tailjobs, no breast play, consensual sex in the missionary position with lights off only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712945
I think you're the one pushing your tastes onto other people. You could have just ignored the post but you started shitposting (and calling me a shitposter, nice).

One of the reasons monster girl threads got kicked out of /a/ was because it didn't suit people's tastes and they and shitposted whenever monster girls showed up, and you're doing the exact same thing here except with anything not part of your shitty vision of a vanilla world with monster girls.

Scat, guro, and vore I can understand, but you're going way too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712962
But anon, that's still /d/ tier. Nobody will judge you there for wanting Monster Girls to pee on you, lots of people there will like it as well. I go to /d/ too, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712963
>>12712962
stop samefagging and fuck off.

Your fetish is not "Mild" it's straight up disgusting and up there with scat.

I defended pegging because there are monstergirls built for it. There's no monstergirl built for pissing o0n your body.

Again, cool that you like being pissed on. Go to /d/ and talk about it in the threads made for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712959
I was a lieutenant back then and asked to help with the investigation to how it happened.
Little research we discovered that there was a Wurm Combat engineer/heavy specialist platoon outside when it happened, so I thought to go ask them about it.
When I found them, they were friendly as Wurms can be and I asked the sergeant about it .
She told me they did it, the colonel shouted out to them to put it in his office , so they using the gear they had, removed the wall, inched it in there and moved his furniture to the side, and put the wall back up.
Baffled I asked what exactly the colonel said to them.
"Get that Bradly in my office now!"
I laughed for a good minute before I told them "He meant sergeant Bradley. not the armored troop transport"
Less than 3 seconds later i had 20 wurms say "Oh' In unison...
Those were fun days, that Wurm sergeant is my wife now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712959
>>12712974
Wurms in the military are as stupid as people in the military. I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712974
>>12712959
Absolutely haram get this roleplay shit out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712979
>stories told in first person are roleplaying
Not that guy, but fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712974
>>12712959
Just use a bunch more Acronyms and then it might be a lot more relatable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712967
It was one post. In a thread with over 3000 posts, if you count deleted posts, too. And you can't let it go.

And yes, it is pretty mild. Most large porn sites have a category for pissing. You don't have to go to a shady virus-ridden fetish site to see it. Just because you don't like it gives you an excuse to shitpost about it. Pretty hypocritical of you to defend pegging and attack urination, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712979
ISIS plz leave. I dont think MGs like drug addled suicide bombers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712987
Listen here matey. I have absolutely nothing against that stuff, but it's just not something that belongs here. /d/ is a nice place. Go there.

[Anonymous No.]

Winter is coming.
Unfortunately you just happened to be in a Area where many Lamia were about to hibernate in a burrow they made.

http://www.eduplace.com/science/hmsc/content/cricket/graphics/ckt_kb_a6.jpg

http://elmeme.me/static/uploads/images/2014/04/39773/39784_subitem_full.jpg

A missing person report will be filed.

I hope you enjoy the body odor of two dozen Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712995
>I hope you enjoy the body odor of two dozen Lamia
I intend to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712995
Well, I don't have a choice so I may as well have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712998
I am sure they can take turns with the shower and bath tub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712988
>Drug addled
JIDF go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712965
>/d/
>Lots of people.
See, that's what people say.

But whenever I go there like they bitch and whine about, it's dead as can be, there's never anything close to a monster girl thread, and people only ever just spam shitty art, never actually talk about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Burrow?
why would the need a burrow?
They can borrow my basement.
I will make sure they are well taken care of all winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713004
They're HIBERNATING anon. That means no baths or showers. It means sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712927
>Alraune's sweet golden nectar
I can get behind this. I wonder if there's a single part of her that doesn't leak "nectar" of some sort or another.

I want an Anubis to "mark" me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713012
Sounds like a bunch of lamia are going to wake up pregnant to me. It also sounds like there's no reason I couldn't just climb out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713009
That's not at all what I've experienced though. Still no excuse to bring it up here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713012
So if i don't clean them while they hibernate, they will all smell like me?
Got it. I will go stock up on sponges to clean them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712988
Goat girls like them tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712991
People have said the same thing about shotas, maledom, femdom, anything with fur, drugging, and mindbreak. People have said the same thing about these threads in both /a/ and /jp/. There wouldn't be anything to discuss if everyone listened to people like you.

Besides, this is /jp/. Go into the Touhou and idolmaster threads and you'll see someone mention wanting to lick the hairy anus of their favorite character and no one bats an eyelid and the thread moves on. It doesn't have to be an issue if you don't make it out to be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713022
>implying Goat Girls are given a choice
>>12713024
Yes, yes, I get it. Let's all talk about golden showers and how that hot, salty stuff is so delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713012
Have you ever smelled a snake before? imagine that but magnified ,and multiply it by 24.

When spring comes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713025
>All talk about
Another thing I don't get. What makes people think that if people are talking about one thing, it makes it impossible for them to talk about something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713026
So what DO snakes smell like?
>>12713027
You're just never going to be satisfied, are you? What more do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713025
I've already said all I've wanted to discuss about urination.

Wow, that wasn't so difficult, was it?

[Anonymous No.]

i hate to break this to you, I usualy remain silent about things, but pissing fetish is not part of /jp or /mgg.
There is nothing you can say to justify bringing this out of /d/.

If no one responds, that should be a clear sign people do not like it.

Did you even try to make a thread about it?

I do not like, nor condone pissing or scat fetish.
i feel you need psychological help for those fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713031
It would have been nice if you hadn't though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713029
>So what DO snakes smell like?


I bet they smell like snakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713029
>What more do you want?
For people to be able to post at least some things they like in relation to MGs, without the thread becoming a complete shitstorm.

I've long since accepted that's never gonna happen though. People will post something, maybe a couple nice comments will occur back and forth, then it'll turn into a shitstorm for a couple hours all about what is or isn't acceptable, who is and isn't a shit, how we're all just a bunch of autistic faggots, until finally a Janitor sees it, gets fed up, and deletes the whole mess, leaving us to move on to some mostly-agreed upon topic until it happens again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713040
>at least some
Nice strawman, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713032
Except the mods on /jp/ accept that sort of stuff. Look up the archives and you'll see plenty of discussion about peeing that went undeleted. And they didn't turn into shitposting fests, either.

>>12713035
Please stop being so difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713047
>so difficult
I just don't want these arguments here. They don't happen if you don't bring this shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713047
>Stop being difficult
>/mgg/
Hah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713047
Losing battle, give it up
Second warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713048
>Have a problem with the arguments
The obvious counter-statement is they wouldn't occur if so many anons here weren't so easily butthurt (Often literally).

[Anonymous No.]

So, what would fluffy tailed kitsune pussy feel like?
I imagine smooth and silky, but tight as a vice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713054
>fights wouldn't happen if the people getting hit would stop hitting back!
You're to blame, shut the fuck up already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713047
Dude, you really don't have a case here. Just let it go, you're the only one who wants to discuss this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713048
Like I said, there'd be nothing to discuss if all we did was try to make sure we never offend someone with our posts. Hell, I feel like soon we'll have to call monster girls "animal people" or some shit because it's less offensive.

>>12713059
But I'm not. Why do you think these threads have arguments so often? Are you really going to all of it was just one single person? Don't be ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Oh hay guys I am into 'hand holding' , what do you think?"

Hey thats cool
Me too
awesome
Talk more about it


>Hey guys I am into being pissed all over by my MG gf"
Yuk
ewww
nope

keep talking about being pissed on and how its supposedly accepted , and force it on people.

Yuk,
fuk off
go away

You just do not get it do you?

I hope I made this simple enough for you to understand

Pissing is NOT welcome here in /mgg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713057
The error in your statement is that you are saying that people who just want to be able to have a little bit of discussion about something you find objectionable to be "Hitting" you.

The actuality is that they are talking, and are then "Hit", and then "Hit" back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713056
I would second that opinion.
And I also would like to experiment with as many different ones as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713065
Nothing is actually welcome in /mgg/.
We just vaguely pretend things are, and occasionally blow up before returning to whatever settles for normalcy around here.

Also, you type like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713070
>I don't understand analogies
My bad, didn't realize you were so fucking autistic. I am so done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713065
>force it on people
That's hilarious, because you're the one doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713073
All purpose answer to being butthurt?
Revert to personal insults?
Yeah, I bet you are really popular IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713075
I understand the analogy.
I'm say it's wrong, or at least backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713056
Wonderful.
I would use it every chance I got.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it over yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713078
>the person who brings up something offensive, in this case golden showers, is the one who "hits" first
>the person who is offended and then retaliates is the one who "hits" second
I fail to see anything wrong or backwards about it. But I also don't want you to explain what you think is wrong or backwards about it, I want this to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713064
I think you're the first person I've seen argue for pissing to be accepted, or at least the first in a very long time. Hell I don't even remember /a/ talking about this seriously.

I understand you're trying to ride the wave of the other guys who argued about their fetishes getting shit on, but you really are the minority. It's been pretty long established around here that pissing and scat are nasty and do not belong here. It's not just "stop liking what I don't like"; your fetish actually causes revulsion in most people around here. Unlike other "controversial" fetishes yours does have extremely few defenders, and it's not even gestured at in MGE.

So please, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713082
And I'm saying that "offensive" is subjective, and simply mentioning something isn't really a "Hit". Starting back-and-forth shitposting that really has nothing to do with anything however, does.

And that's all I'll say on it. Respond to this to say why you think my thinking on this is wrong, or don't, I'd rather this stop now too. I'll not say anything more on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713084
>"offensive" is subjective
And therefore nobody is allowed to get offended, no matter what?
I only replied to you because I'm not letting you have the last word you sonnova bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713087
People can get offended all they want.
Doesn't mean they should start fucking shitposting about it.
No U.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704809
FUCK I MISSED APOPHIS ART

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713089
>Doesn't mean they should start fucking shitposting about it
>I'm allowed to hit people but they're not allowed to hit back!
See, that's what I meant with the analogy. Stop responding already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713020
I have never seen an out-and-out Monster Girl Thread on /d/.
I've never seen a thread on /d/ that had more discussion than just image-dumping.
I don't want to just go into a random fetish thread, and start trying to bring up MGs in whatever different place, I want to be able to talk, actually talk, about Monster Girls.

It's the same thing with why any vague thought of an /mgg/ board quickly gets shot down whenever some dumbass brings it up. There's not actually enough material worth it, and dividing it into however many different threads would just kill all discussion.

I get that people hate loads of shit, get offended at the mere mention of it, and want it gone. I get that the shitstorms are never going to stop. I'm just fuming at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713083
I wasn't talking about urination specifically, there. I was talking about all the things that get shit on that people in these threads refuse to let others discuss. Like has already happened in this thread when it didn't need to.

There's stuff that disgusts me in these threads like giant Amazonian women and drugging (ie Oomukade venom) but I've never spoke up against them. I know people shit on them but I was not one of them. Hell, I even defending drugging a couple of posts back. I just don't understand why others can't do the same, it's not hard at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713098
I went into the BDSM general and posted some Shark Girls because of reasons, and they were well received. That's also a place with more discussion that image dumps.
>actually talk, about Monster Girls
You can do that here. No need to bring up piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713091
http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713091

>>12704944

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713102
I am...so happy...right now.
Thank you based anon and .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713100
But that's the point. Sure, I can talk about MGs, somewhat, long as it's kept within the bounds of whatever assholes on at the time say is "Okay". But bring up something like >>12713018, and bam, instant shitstorm. Only reason that one was ignored this time was because the shitstorm had already begun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713110
>Waa, I can't have everything I want!
Neither can I, but you don't hear me bitching about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713102
>That series of facial expressions.
Cute. Almost makes me want a semi-normal /mgg/ built dating sim.

But that's insanity of the highest order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713112
And that's exactly why you'll never have what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713112
I've accepted that too.

What makes me bitch more than anything is the sheer level of fucked up shitstorm this thread devolves into over these things.

[Anonymous No.]

Some faggot moth keeps tackling my desk lamp.

I hope she's not yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713113
>Anubis route a shit, rewrite it
>Ophy isn't that slutty!
>Shirohebi route a best
>Shirohebi route a shit
>I'll fight you!
Could be fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713117
They're all yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713117
Does she have a tiny knife or pictures of you anywhere on your person? If not you're probably okay, if so you can always hit her with a newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713106
I really want him to colour it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713118
>Anubis route a shit
I'd do my damndest to insure that it is anything but.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713126
That would be awesome, because like that it seems that we have brown snake and while I like chocolate skin is not grape snake if its not purple.
Also .less gallery reminds me a lot of /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713099
>like giant Amazonian women

opinion instantly discarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713134
>Oh look! Cheshire art! Awesome!
>futa
god dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713134
The Grapesnake in a ring-gag was also well received on /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe /mgg/ should migrate to /d/, since so many people seem to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713140
>so many people
There's like, one who seems to actually like it.
And Alps don't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713137
Honestly there was something more "vanilla" that disgusts me but I left it out because I knew people would say that so I left it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713145
Well, you might as well say so now then, if only to satisfy my curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713138
That was my reaction at first but then I ended laughing.
>>12713139
EVERYTHING is well received on /d/, or at least almost everything. Sadly I don't think I get what a ring-gag is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713157
What's not to get?
It's a gag, in the shape of a ring. You put it in a mouth, so that the teeth rest on the curvature of the ring, preventing the gagged from closing their mouth, and turning it into an easily fuckable hole.

Irrumatio, hooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the best place to find single Dormice?
They sure as heck won't be laying around at a bar.
That is an amusing image though, a bar full of dormice just sleeping all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713163
>Where is the best place to find single Dormice?
In a door.

Seriously though, if I were to guess, I'd say napping in a nice park, under a cozy tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713163
Tea house, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713158
Fuck, I'm tired of seeing that but I never knew the name, of course they love it!.
And now I know a little more about english, even better, lewd related english

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713166
They're not going to let me into the back though.

>>12713164
Perfect place for a first 'date'.
Dormice want the rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713175
>They're not going to let me
They will if you pay them five dollah and say you're there for the... mahjong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713175
>Raping a dormouse in a public park in broad daylight.
This was my thought exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12706881
Wow even as a "hot" chick congalala is still complete and utter shit I wish never existed.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you tried Adult MG finder?
Or perhaps MGC Central Admin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713163
>You will never go to Monster Girl College and have a Dormouse roommate.
>You wake up one morning to find out that your Dormouse roommate has been raped in her sleep last night.
>Determined to find the culprit, you set up several cameras to try and catch him red-handed.
>The following morning you watch the footage.
>To your horror, you watch as you sleepwalk over to her bed. Both of you asleep.
>You watch as you pound her ass and sleeprape her, while she's still in a deep sleep.
>Your roommate comes to you and you hastily close the recording.
"Did you catch him Anon?" She asks.
>What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713202
Totally saw it coming.

I show her the footage.
Then get down on the ground, bow my head, apologize, and ask if I could take her out on a date to try and make it up to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713202
This
>>12713205

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713205
Be sure to beg her not to tell the Manticore dean. Who will probably use the recording as blackmail to get you to act in her amateur student porn films.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713207
>amateur student porn films
Now now, I'm sure she's more like the principal from Discipline, filming everything for personal use.

[Anonymous No.]

Photoshop request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713254
Something something mouse girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712875
Yo, you mind if I lift this idea for a later project?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713258

Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713254
The Sermon on the Mount was so awesome, do The Last Supper,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713296
Wait I started something else. Can you think of any pictures of sad monster girls, preferably full body and/or sitting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713304
>sad
Umm, .less has that crying Manticore, but that's about it. We're all about protecting smiles here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713306
no shes not crying. theyre just having some fun, and she likes it
http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#25

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713312
>Leona
Nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713312
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713312
That wasn't the picture I was talking about, but she wasn't crying in that one either, she was just hugging her knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713318
That's Laska. Not a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713320
Looks like a Manticore to me. Tailpussy and all.

http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#100

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713315
Got a problem with Leona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713306
Oh well I'll just put it in /wg/ instead

[Anonymous No.]

What was the names of the drawfag's OCs?

Mari the lilim for Mari
Leona for Less
Zophina for Loen
? for Luth
? for Mithril

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713325
She's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713330
Luth is dead, son. He ain't coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713332
You just hate her because you're racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713332
That's very stereotypical. Not every manticore is a rape machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713334
But she's not black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713340
No. She's a Manticore. And they're to Monster Girl City what blacks are to Detroit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713343
I'd live in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713343
http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#158
But she's a good girl, isn't she?
She's been a good, well behaved pet.

[Anonymous No.]

Earlier, we discussed International Monster Girl Cities, and it was agreed that the Canadian site would likely be somewhere abouts Edmonton.

Thus, a question occurs to me.
How many Tanukis would move there, looking to become Oil Baronesses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713350
I know, right?
>>12713357
>International Monster Girl Cities
>Tanuki Oil Baronesses
The world is changing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713333

Dead due to no one commissioning him anymore. Which is really his own fault given how he started getting arrogant and jacking up his prices.

[Anonymous No.]

3 definitive Egypt type girls:
Pharaoh, Anubis and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713382

Sandworm. Duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713382
The Spice must flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713382
Apophis.
Nobody cares about Girtablilus, or Sphinxes, or Khepris.

[Anonymous No.]

Which do you fellas prefer?

>Story in which no characters have any real names
>Stories in which characters have actual names they can be referred by

I make most of my stories in first-person perspective where you're supposed to identify as the main character. Do I want to give names to characters or should I just keep referring to them as things like 'The Arachne'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713393
Actual names, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713393
>The X
Lame ass. I always give characters names and try to develop them and make them unique.

Even before I start writing.
So developing characters in advance of a story tends to take up most of my thought process. Even just figuring out a name. Because I always have to find something "Meaningful", rather than just make up a random assortment of letters that sounds vaguely fitting.

This is why I never get anything done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713396
I prefer to have my characters grow as I write them. Not that I've ever gotten far enough for that to happen. But that's how I would like to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713400
I didn't mean that kind of character development. I meant like, developing a concept. Design. Outline. Whathaveyou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713403
You misunderstood me. I let my characters become whatever they are as the story goes on, as in, making non-contradictory shit up as I go along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713404
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You need a plan of some kind or have a lot of experience if you don't want your characters to end up bland and messy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713414
It hasn't become a problem yet. Mostly because I never get very far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713393
If you want a first-person self-insert, every other character besides the narrator should have a name.

When the girls address him, use nicknames. Like with Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

Cardboard boxes are a miracle of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713472
True dat. They can be time machines, cloning vats, replicators...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713472
>Suddenly, Cardboard Box Girls!

>Mostly brown lolis, since cardboard is flat, after all.
>Loves being stuffed full. But not too full otherwise you'll break them.
>After you're done with them: "It's okay. Use me and throw me away. You don't have to take (environmental) responsibility."
>If you don't, they become recycled.
>Recycled-chan are used goods, do not want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713483
I still want to see Snake get proactively dated by a Cardboard Box Mimic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713472
Without them you'd never get that fresh shipment of fluffy you ordered.

http://i.imgur.com/UCecrd2.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713488
>Monster Girl pets are shipped inside a Carboard Box Mimics so they don't have to be alone during the scary trip
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713488
>>12713491

Don't forget. With every box of fluff and happiness there is a box filled with rape and despair.

https://i.imgur.com/Wld9niX.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713492
That's just there to scare off curious people. The box contains purple Dragon dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713163
Kindergarten during naptime.

They come out of the woodworks and fall asleep between the shotas while pretending to be students.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713496
The depraved fiends! We must employ bisexual Cat Girls to hunt down these figurative rats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713491
That's pretty cute. Not so much the pet thing, but the idea of a monstergirl sitting in/with a mimic while they talk about all sorts of things during the trip.
Maybe the monstergirl's nervous, wondering what her new life will be like, and the delivery mimic tells her about all the places she's been before, all around the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713526
>I need to warn you... humans sometimes touch you in weird places!
>L-like where?
>Like your tail and ears
>What? Why would they do that?
>I don't know sweetie, but they do. You'll just have to learn to live with it.
What's wrong with keeping Monster Girls as pets? They'd do the same to us if they could!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713532
Not him. Monster girls are equals, not pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713545
>no pet-play allowed
S-sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713549
I want to be collared and leashed by a direwolf. I want to nuzzle into her soft paws and roll onto my back for belly rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713556
You can't. Monster Girl are equals, not dommes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713549
Well I thought you were talking about about real pets, not roleplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713567
Sapient beings can't be real pets, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713572
Well, they can, but it usually goes by a different name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713585
Stop arguing just to argue. Let the thread end on a good note. Like Cat Girls destroying regular cardboard boxes. They seriously shred those things.

[Anonymous No.]

Pet-play?
http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#160

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713597
It's shit. Don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713596
That was my first reply in the chain, and I wasn't trying to argue, sorry. Um, what about cat girls chasing around moth girls, who nervously skitter about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713601
You just couldn't let anyone have a good time, could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713603
>TZICH you kitty!
It would be cute for the observer, but would the Moth have a good time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713604
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713608
Depends on the Moth. Maybe a slightly more masochistic one, or one who was friends with the cat in question and felt relatively safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>You and your predatory monster girl waifu will troll your daughteru's vegan/fruitarian boyfriend by preparing an entire meat based dinner

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or is KC tweeting about ORAS?

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react to her ears being nibbled?

http://i.imgur.com/etvKMjg.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713632
I can't call a vegan person my son-in-law. He better start to eat meat or we have a problem.

>>12713638
How would you react to your ears being nibbled?

http://i.imgur.com/sZfa6je.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713632
>Anti-meat man
I've never seen such a thing. Loads of girls and some hippies but never a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713645
My brother doesn't eat any meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713632
>Mother! How can you be with the doing this?
>No Daughter of Anya will bed with men who do not eat the meat. It make strong
>There are plenty of the vitamins and the minerals needed for muscular growth in the fruits and veggies.
>Da but Meat is best, just be asking of the Father.
>Yeah she knows how to handle meat alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713653
So is Anya getting her hands on steak because she's a rich bitch? Because everybody else is eating nutrient bars and Soylent Green. Except for the good people of Aperture Science, who eat fish sticks because Cave can't afford Soylent Green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713647
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713657
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713658
Because he thinks it's unethical.
>>12713660
Anya is in the space fleet. That means THE FUTURE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713661
Yes, I'm aware.
Seeing as how I'm working on an Anya story.

Military cooking is never good, but in the future it'll certainly be more palatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713665
>Military cooking is never good
Finland disagrees with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713661
>Because he thinks it's unethical.
Now that's just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713667
Yeah, I've been saying that for over a decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713638
>>12713644
When it comes to having my head stroked or my ears touched, I'm basically a drooling, retarded puppy. For me it's ASMR-inducing, more or less.
I'd imagine that a werewolf waifu wouldn't object to it either. Stroking each others heads would probably be the ultimate mutual stress relief for both of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713682
>Anon and his Wolfu petting each other's heads and playing with each other's ears, giggling like little girls
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you prefer to read about?

>Redneck-kun and his amazing adventures. He lives in a small shack down by the river. He enjoys cheap beer, cheaper whiskey, and drinks moonshine out of a jug. His best and only friend is a sawed off shotgun he refers to as Minnie. He's also got Monstergirl problems. Owlgirls keep him up at night, Lamias try to get into his chicken houses, etc.
>Ghostbusters in MGC.
>Junsuiman, a Tatsunoke-style superhero who operates in MGC. He's accompaned by his loyal Oni sidekick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713694
Ghostbusters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713694
Ghostbusters

[Anonymous No.]

Your Oni daughteru is sent home from school early because she used all her strength in gym class and hurt little Billy in dodgeball.
Do you scold her or console her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713712
Good, Billy is a dick and needed a few teeth knocked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713714
>This is what Jimmies believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713717
Jimmy believes whatever Dark Elf and P'Orc tell her to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713694
>some stupid OC
>Ghostbusters
>somemore stupid OC but with an Oni
ummm.... gonna have to go with Ghostbusters
will Bill Murray be involved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713722
>Jimmy has become an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

dead thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713694
First one sounds fun, but Ghostbusters all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets all have a nice discussion on why manticores are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713771
Manticore ain't got shit on the smell of wet cardboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713757
Does that mean Dark Elf and P'Orc are going to use Jane to lure a new victim into their bullying dungeon, also known as the third bathroom stall from the left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713771
Let's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713685
The definition of heaven.

Every day we spent together would be made better by head petting.
Getting up in he morning? Whoever wakes up first gently rouses the other with headrubs.
Lounging around on a lazy day? We're snuggled up together on the couch, watching TV or playing some game. My head's in her lap, and she's scratching lightly at my scalp with her claws, drawing little circles and spirals in my hair. Then, we swap. She's using me as a pillow, I'm alternating between stroking her velvety ears and watching her melt into a panting puddle of pleasure while I massage her head and run my fingers through the strands of her wild, messy and soft hair.
In the bedroom? The lotus position would be a favourite of ours. While she's riding me, gently thrusting up and down, just barely enough to keepp me inside her, while those godlike werewolf muscles milk me dry. Her paws would roam everywhere, chest, face, hair, back and hands, even while she grinned and leaned in towards me. Not to kiss me, but to put her fangs to the tip of my ear, just firmly enough to blot out any remnants of conscious thought with the feeling. And all the while, my hands would be working to make her approach to orgasm as pleasurable as possible, with one hand at the dock of her tail, thumb and forefinger stroking and roiling the little nub of fluff just above her toned, slowly bouncing ass. Of course, my other hand would be away from all that, ready to cup her cheek when she pulls away from my ear to look me lovingly in the eyes, before kissing me or nuzzling her nose against mine. Every other time, it'd be firm at her head, grasping and stimulating and massaging deeply, subjecting her to enough pleasure to let her eventual orgasm last a full two minutes when her contractions eventually drive the seed from my panting, gasping body.


Can you tell that I really want a werewolf waifu yet? Because I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713771
>Tailpussy
>Paws
>Neck ruff you can bury your face in
>Thick
>Sadistic and aggressive
>Manticore weddings means she gives you her virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713788
>sadistic and aggressive
not all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713787
My dick and my heart are so hard right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713495
>Curious people
>Frightened
That just sounds like a good way to get a box shredded and all your dragon dildos left on display.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713792
Don't you want to be stalked through the streets by a manticore?

She'll be the waifu you never knew you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713823
Will her excited, girlish giggles reveal her location so I can duck from under her lunges?

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Lilim react if you told her with a straight face that sex is over rated and there are more enjoyable things in life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713712
Just sit her down and talk to her. Explain to her the needs for her to control her strength. I'd probably get the wife involved in the conversation also

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713797
Because you have good taste.

After all, who wouldn't want to reach mutual, mindblowing climax with a wild and loving werewolf sitting atop you, her legs wrapped around their waist? It wouldn't exactly stop when you both melt together into the covers in your shared afterglow, either. Even as she rolls atop you to put her lips to yours, kissing you slowly and deeply, her tail would curl down to wrap around your thigh, and her paws would wander back up to your head to cradle your face tenderly.
If the both of you aren't already winding down and falling to sleep in each others' arms, you might even be able to go for another round. Much slower this time, with only your languid thrusting and the caressing, milking motions of her hot insides against your own member. With her bright, gleaming eyes finally dimming in the darkness as her eyelids droop from fatigue, she'd give one last, tender shudder, coupled with a sleepily gleeful assault upon your face with her tongue. And as you spurt whatever seed you might have left inside her, you'd finally drift off, warm and cosy and happy under the covers with your werewolf waifu.
Ready to wake up and spend the next day with her.

I'm giving myself despair boners and an aching heart as I type this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713841
Anon, please. She's a natural predator. You won't even know she's there until you're pinned to the ground, your pants have vanished, and you're being milked dry by her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713868

I'd guess she'd just laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713868
She'd probably go full blown autistic-athiest-video on you, while you stand there, confident and victorious with your giant banner waving in the air

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713868
She'd smile, get down on her knees, and blow you until you realize your mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713868

Depends on the lilim.

Druella? >>12713881
Mari? >>12713884
Ilassa? Headpat.
Queen of Hearts? Off with your heads.
The original one? She turns you into an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713873
God bless the vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713903
Glad you like it. I'd write something besides just plain vanilla from time to time, but it just sort of comes to me naturally. Maybe I was just destined to be a vanilla sort of person. Not that I mind at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713881
How free am I? I'd be a lot freer if people like you were put in prison!
As retaliation! For the collective crimes of specie-ism, anti-tanukism, misogyny and alpophobia!
All you fucking Paladins are war criminals! And Hand holders! And Virgins!
SABBATH FOREVER!

>captcha: CLERGYMEN regsti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713912
Anything of that style will be appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712878
>Instead of Nasheeds, their videos play medieval music/chants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXiYBrrxA7w&index=20&list=RDWqj8F_HBI0w
>They run around in modern combat gear, 'cept for the crusader helm
>absolutely unloading bullets while shouting "GOD IS GREAT!!!! GOD! IS! GREEAAT!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712536

You're half in luck. It says 'Kiss the Cock'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713977
>>12712536
Jumbo Cook?

[Anonymous No.]

The thread's gone quiet recently. Is everyone getting headrubs from their werewolf waifus and falling asleep, or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714016
Probably a combination of Work/Classes and the fact that we are riding page 10 now.

That said, I wish I had an MG to cuddle with because it is cold out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with a dire wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714019
>You will never laze on the couch with your MG waifu by the fireplace will singing winter songs together.
>>12685473

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713891
What would a /fit/ alp look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714037
Hopefully not too much like a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714039
So otter mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714041
Otter mode?

Is it feminine bear mode or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714037

Cardio bunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714046

It's a term used for male swimmer physique and doesn't have much relevance to a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714037
Like the pinnacle of athletic tomboyism. With abs made for dick-rubbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714049
Ah.

So essentially she would just be flat and skinny with abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714053
Sp in the end you would still make the Lilim butthurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714053
>Pinnacle of tomboyism
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714053
>With abs made for dick-rubbing.
Muh knigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714053
>abs made for dick-rubbing.
Fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714060
I'd make an alp butthurt if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714097
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714097
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714097
I'm not following you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714099
>>12714102
>>12714107
I hatelove you people so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712657

I wouldn't have nearly as much of a problem with Kitsunes if I didn't involuntarily associate them with Seafoam, liver eating, and that one giant faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714016
I ended up babysitting my kobold niece (she's less than 4 months, fuck you), so not so much time to be on the keyboard today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714016
If you had to take care of all of these, you would have problems to post too, you know.

http://i.imgur.com/IAFFgnY.png

[Anonymous No.]

Alright you have been chosen by a local Fluffy,but she's a dick girl.

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714153
go away bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714155
Don't reply to the nigga. It obviously isn't the first bait he's set out in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714159
who's bob? I'm that trip from /k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714155
You know what? Fuck this thread, I didn't write that post. I put my heart into making creative works of art for you people, and look at how you people treat me. I didn't even make that post, but just because I made one fucking story that You People wanted, I'm suddenly the literal Hitler of this thread and it's turned into the fucking McCarthy era in here. So fuck off, I hope you people rot in fucking hell, I'm out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714163
go away joker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714164
go away bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714164
I don't think Beaux B. Anon types like that.

[Anonymous No.]

lol if that really is bob

I liked war and mg

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got that yandere loli-fox comic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12713694
GHOSTBUSTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714164
If thats actually you, THAT is why you dont take creative input from 4chan unless its cyoa nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714172
I doubt it. Outcry against Bob has been much stronger in previous threads, and yet he's never posted in reply to them.
This is pretty minor, so it's probably just a tricksy Anon.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/5DXWXOu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714173
http://imgur.com/a/KnDHJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714167
But really. Everyone here for the most part wants fluffy. A DG fluffy would cause most to NOPE.

If you want a Monster Girl, there should be some cons to each kind.

Perhaps it not a dick, what if fluffy sheds crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714186

Darling's nopeing right out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714186
Thats some sensual centaur up there in the top panel.

Captcha: sliptit and

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714189
I can deal with shedding with roombas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714189
I don't particularly want fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714186
Cerea's dad is human?
>>12714189
>what if fluffy sheds crazy?
Magic would be a good way around that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714172
Laska ftw
khepri story ftw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714186
Her father is human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714172
>>12714199
>lol
>ftw
Fuck off, that wasn't accepted back in /a/, nor should it be accepted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714097
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714129
Seafoam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714172
You'd be one of the rare few.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714129
What's wrong with Seafoam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714172
>lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714188
>http://imgur.com/5DXWXOu
Thanks! But now I am curious, who is the artist?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Only 4 pages right now.
http://imgur.com/Ro73rnE
http://imgur.com/WpN3RCd
http://imgur.com/6MxhBBB

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714217
No clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714218
>http://imgur.com/6MxhBBB
Fucking Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714203
It is her squire . didn't you see that jousting anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714218
>http://imgur.com/6MxhBBB
Even Cerea's mom is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714218
>http://imgur.com/WpN3RCd
>More Plot
>Suu hairhands

Should be enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714204
sweet christ ftw isn't allowed? I've been here for dozes of threads and never picked this up. When shit like mfw and tfw are allowed, how the hell was I supposed to know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714234
You're on the internet, take the extra second to type something out, have a little self respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714235
>implying I wouldn't have been bitched out either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714218
Sweet Christ, that last image must be after Darling died, because that's heaven right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714234
Ignore him. he complains about everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714240
Thank you.

Anyway I'll always like the laska and khepri stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714240
Who? Is it that "Bitch-kun" bogeyman that Commercial Anon created?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714186

>Centorea's mom not only pledged her sword to her master
>But her body as well
>TFW you will never see your foal daughter nurse at her mother's breast, or watch her be shoed for the first time by the local farrier, or her first hand holding with her own Master
>TFW you will never grow old with a Centaur like Cerea and her mother
>TFW you will never lay there next to your wife, letting the warmth of the hay around both of you grow comforting as death takes you both, your hands clasped together
>It was a good life, for a guy who married horsepussy

>>12714245

It's funny that we have an autist who's mad about acronyms, and some guy pretending to be Bob acting like that shitlick'll ever quit writing mediocre smut and coming up with terrible semantics like "If a Cheticore has a dick and a tailpussy, it's not futa".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714252
>Still being anally devastated over bob when he dropped off the face of the earth a month ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714252
>>It was a good life, for a guy who married horsepussy
Cerea is the cutest mom http://imgur.com/BvGJ7Pd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714260

It's not about the horsepussy, it's who it's attached to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714197
>>12714203
What else would he be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714275
Which is Cerea. Who only wants to be happy and have a little girl to spoil.


I would give me a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714277
>I would give me a daughter.
That's not how gifts work anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714188
>http://imgur.com/a/KnDHJ

You (or whomever maid that) should consolidate that comic's album and the one with the omake/extras drawings of her into a single album, so anyone interested won't need two separate links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714276
I thought her father was a centaur, but if he's human much better, that means he can have daugherus with Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714285
>he
she*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712583
>Wait, what? How did you get that information! Can't do that now, shit.

I'm from the future anon, it's what I do.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12714203
TF says that is the father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712608
I'm excited you're excited anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /mgg/ what's the difference between jam and jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714314
You spread jam on toast. Jelly is a pudding thing which normally has a fruit-based flavour, and goes well with ice-cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714314
Jelly is usually very smooth and processed.

Many will tell you that's just what jam is called in =America and that's just what jelly is called in Canada/UK, but variations on the recipe within the respective regions has created two different products worthy of two different names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714314
There's no jamfish monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714307
Good. Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714320
>>12714322
>>12714324

Wrong.
The real difference is that you can't jelly your dick in snakepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714324
A jamfish monstergirl is any fish monstergirl whe you jam it into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712798
Does that mean...

Elf Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714326
You could though. Just cut off your dick and have it processed into jelly, which is then spooned into said snakepussy. Its very simple really.

[Anonymous No.]

For God's sake. When this thread will be relieved from its misery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714337
Only when its balls have been wrung dry of its lewd, sticky discussion topics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714337
only when gene therapy and inter-dimensional travel are perfected

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714342
People are talking about turn their dicks into jelly and stuff a pussy with it.
Here will become /b/ in an eyeblink if this continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714354
maybe we will actually get more things done if such a travesty was to happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714357
Becoming /b/ on the /jp/ board would be an atrocious thing to have happen...

[Anonymous No.]

Hwy, have you guys seen that new JPop band Bermuda Triangle yet?
Those Mermaids are so damn sexy!
That one song of theirs 'siren' really have an original sound to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714186
I want Cerea's father to fuck Darling into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>12711679
do it bitch

[Anonymous No.]

We're still 8th in line guys. Remember when 3000 posts was a milestone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712309
It's funny, because anubis used to be part of the cool people gang, hanging out with pharaoh and all. Now she's sitting on k, telling everybody how shit the sherman was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712750
He has a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714393
Dwarves would be the main model-building hobbyists.
Maybe a couple of anubi 'cos fair enough, they're autistic, but dwarves are the ones with the manual dexterity and the love of building shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714403
>"hey, seen my new model?"
>"No, what is it?"
>"1/144th scale model of MGC"
>"oh, what part of the city?"
"The whole damn thing, barely fits in my basement!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714410
>Maybe a couple of anubi 'cos fair enough, they're autistic
no autistic anubi allowed. only velvety ears.
>>12714403
"Hey anon! I heard you were big into WWII, check out what I made- a model of the Doolittle raid!"
"That's cool. How big is it?"
"Pretty huge- hey come to the park after school, I'll show you!"

Turns out it was not a model, but a functioning aircraft carrier that you could launch rc planes off of.

[Anonymous No.]

Dwarves sitting around a bar/tavern discussing model building all night.
Fights breaking out over modeling techniques .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714415
Only if it's a bunch of short stacks with sweaters and thick accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714403
Other monster girls like Cyclops that have a tendency to be craftsmen would probably like model building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714410
Enchant that city model with some thaumaturgy, and suddenly you've got yourself a surveillance system that covers every inch of the actual city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714412
anubis like these two?
>>12709552
>>12709560

[Anonymous No.]

>>12712672
See, this would work better if YOU DIDN'T FUCKING IMPRISON HIM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714422
yes. is best anubis.
well actually it's the only anubis with low enough standards to fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714428
The fox is mine, so hands off.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cerea and her mom don't get into a Swordfight
>But a Joust, the literal RNG of Medieval duels
400% Mad.
Give me my fucking Level 4 Vergil Super Okaydo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714429
fine with me. I get the black haired one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714433
>not oil wrestling
I'm disappointed to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714426
I like to think that amazones don't need to actually imprison their husbands for more than a week or so. It's much better to love them so good they don't wanna leave.
>You gonna get wooed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714436
That's for turkey girls.
I mean Turkish Monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714438
>I like to think that amazones don't need to actually imprison their husbands for more than a week or so
oh, you're only being imprisoned and brutally tortured for a week, then we'll simply see you as an object. Obviously there's no reason you'd ever want a wife who loves your right from the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714433
>Level 4 Vergil
This eludes me, as I haven't played a Devil May Cry game in some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714433
No give me Cerea doing Zero's flips.
I don't care if that's impossible by every laws of physics. I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714444
Brutal torture is more of a dark elf thing. Amazons know that is no way to treat a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714450
It's from Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3, which generally has three levels of super meter, but because Dante and Vergil have Devil Trigger they can combine that, with ACTUAL level three supers to make what is fan called 'Level 4 Super'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714454
>Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3
It's a totally overpowered combo isn't it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714452
If you want people to be sympathetic to amazons, perhaps it would be a better idea to, you know, not imprison them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714451
Well techically since Zero's body is like 99% metal, he might actually weigh as much as Cerea does.
SO MAYBE she can do Zero flips.
She can't cancel into Heat Haze, Buster and all that other stuff, but she might be able to flip

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714456
Yeah, but that's everything Vergil does in a Nutshell in UMvC3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714461
Still better than that fedora tipping edgemaster Vorgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714464
Even Draco's lesbian rapism is better than VERGIL USING A GUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714395
I'm a diehard maledom guy, but even I am rational enough to choose having an Amazoness over suicide and/or never having a MG. I mean, it's not like its a bad situation to begin with -- she fucking LOVES you, its not like she's a prison warden locking you up for its own sake (despite what the SO EDGY crowd seems to think).

But even if you do feel horrible and treated like shit, unlikely as it is, there's no reason to say you couldn't put on the puppy eyes and emotionally appeal to her to stop treating you like an inferior.

Or maybe convince her to leave the village together on an adventure and show her about other ways of life besides male-slavery.

Or maybe bide your time, getting her to trust and love you more deeply, so that she'll give you more freedoms.

I mean, there are so many possibilities. Killing yourself or choosing the "never have MG" option are absolutes. Being servile to an Amazoness doesn't have to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714465
Even fucking Nero is better than DmC Virgil not being FUCKING VIRGIL AT ALL EXCEPT IN NAME

I hate DmC so fucking much when he turned into a honor-less, penis joke making fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714466
No, she doesn't love you. You're just an annoying piece of flesh that semen comes out of- which is the only thing she really cares about.

I'm not an idiot, so I know that having a human girl would be infinitely better than having a fucking amazon. They're abusive assholes and nothing else-suicide is preferable to living with the average amazon.

Of course not all amazons are shit, that much is obvious. Maybe you find one who respects and cares about you. If so-nice catch.

But finding such an amazon is quite unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714457
Yea, but it's little different than if a lot of other MGs decide they want you. Most of them have pretty unfair ways of claiming you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714466
For a filthy maledom, this man knows his sneaky Jew sub double-bluffs.
So I agree, there's lots of ways you can make what is technically a prison sentence into something more palatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714472
That's no justification. Breaking the law because "everyone else is doing it" is not a logical argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714470
>No, she doesn't love you. You're just an annoying piece of flesh that semen comes out of- which is the only thing she really cares about.
I wish to be treated with cold indifference while my cock is continually wrapped in warm pleasure. This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714483
then that's that isn't it? You got what you wanted.

I, on the other hand, am worth more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714470
>She doesn't love you

Firstly, this is another false absolute. As long as they're sentient beings they're capable of the basic emotions such as affection, love, and other social interactions.

Secondly, KC came up with this MG. KC. Even if it's not specifically emphasized in the article, there is simply no way he could design an MG that doesn't love her husbandu. If they even do have free will when it comes to loving you, we all know it's probably rigged in such a way they're overwhelmingly inclined to love you. This is KC's canon, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714490
Yeah, you're worth more than that, which is why you're going to... Kill yourself?
Apparently you weren't worth that much after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714389
truly we are a great people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714389
I remember when 1000 was a milestone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714494
>This is KC's canon, after all.
This is cobbled-together threadcanon informed by prejudice, shouting, a dozen 'official' MG sources, and writefag/drawfag shittery.

I mean, I agree with you that MGs are overwhelmingly inclined to love their husbandos and basically can't keep the warm gooey wuvvy-dovey feelings from creeping into their hearts even if they're the most stone-cold of Glacies, but just yelling "KC sez" is no good argument at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714497
Well of course. Being controlled is worse then death-I wist to have control over my life, so killing myself is effectively a huge "fuck you, you won't get your way" to my captors.

Ideally of course I'd never get within the same postal code as an amazon, but for the sake of the argument we'll pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714507
It sounds like you're claiming you have a superior enough willpower to kill yourself, yet simultaneously are too weak-willed to be imprisoned (if you could even call it that) and fight for freedom, or battle wills with the Amazoness to change her mind, etc. If potentially losing a few freedoms is enough to make you give up and quit life, your willpower is far too weak to let you kill yourself.

The only exception is if you're being tortured to the point that death is the "easier" way out... but just being used for sex and having to do kitchen work is something millions of women have put up with for millennial without killing yourself, so I don't see it as something to drive humans to suicide.

>>12714505
Well, we are talking about the Amazoness specifically. I don't recall any other major sources that use a tribal succubus of great stature as a canon MG. And if you're proposing we ignore him and instead use our own headcanon, you paradoxically defeat your own argument: headcanon rather than KC canon means an Amazoness can be super submissive and meek if we want it to be so in our head. It's effectively impossible to be imprisoned in your headcanon unless you really want to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714511
>but just being used for sex and having to do kitchen work is something millions of women have put up with for millennial without killing yourself

yeah, because amazons and human men are TOTALLY the same thing. No differences there.
> superior enough willpower to kill yourself, yet simultaneously are too weak-willed to be imprisoned (if you could even call it that) and fight for freedom, or battle wills with the Amazoness to change her mind, etc.
Oh of course I'd fight. But given the fact that amazons are EXTREMELY unlikely to change their ways, it might be best to just snack on cyanide.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

http://pastebin.com/XeskC8ma
Chapter three of my thing. In case anyone is interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714526
Thing

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/FNR41EE.jpg

>You will never accidentally summon an Ignis only to be raped by her passionate flames

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714532
im okay thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714532
Sounds like a HOT night. Just be careful you don't get BURNED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714526
Wow, you're here early. I thought you were more a later night guy. (Or online later guy, I have no idea wtf timezone you're in)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714511
>headcanon rather than KC canon means an Amazoness can be super submissive and meek if we want it to be so in our head.
Nice try, anon, but you know full well that amazonesses are doms. And if you tell me "in my headcanon they aren't" then you're a liar.
I'm not trying to be all technical and exacting with what sources we must or must not use to inform our own sexual fantasies. I'm just saying that we don't *have* to take every single word in KC's corpus as gospel, if it seems sufficiently stupid and counterproductive to the effort of producing heart and/or dickboners. And so if the thread collectively understands amazonesses to be cruel torture-merchants, then it's an interpretation that at least warrants acknowledgement, instead of just clamping your hands over your ears and repeating "nuh-uh, muh KC canon" over and over again. 'Cos we're not on kurobine.sakura. We're on /jp/.

But, to reiterate, I agree with you that amazonesses are melty chocolate loev. Or at worst melty chocolate loev underneath an easily-crackable misandrous exterior. So I don't really know how I got into this disagreement.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12714536
It's 4:18pm here right now, not sure which timezone it is. I'm usually lurking most days except when I'm working.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12714540
When I'm not working*

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12714545
Wait, I didn't typo. Ignore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714534
I will shove my foot up your ass Charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714537
I'm not even in this argument, but I just want to talk about amazons without people screaming edgy things. I just want to talk about role reversal and big stronk women who love you, not slavery or suicide. Why can't we have that? Why do why have to turn everything into an argument? I feel like I'm the only around here who actually wants to talk about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714566
see bottom 2 lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714566
>big stronk women who love you

Anon we always talk about jinkos and onis and p'orcs.

but seriously, you're right. There's a severe lack of delicious brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714511
Look at it this way:

You're not escaping. You'd be against a village of hunters on their home turf; it'd be like running from really fucking SMART hunting dogs. Personally even if i made the escape being more than a few days in the woods from civilization is nearly a death sentence anyway; I don't have that much survival training and little of it has ever been put to practical use. That option is right out and they'd probably be expecting a few attempts until they broke you down anyway.

You're not fighting. They're all stronger than and more experienced fighters than pretty much anyone reading this. Nixed.

You're not changing their minds. They're socially indoctrinated to believe what they're doing is good or at least acceptable. Any argument you can make, including and especially "m-muh freedoms," is going to look like womanly whining, and we see how well that went for centuries. They'd also be kinda right on the surface and you'd be reinforcing their image of you.

So what's left? It's certainly worth at least one attempt to try and escape, maybe you can get some poison in her food or kill her in her sleep, but the question is what happens if you fail? Especially with the murder attempts you've gotta wonder about the consequences. Additionally, if you make too many tries to escape it'll become more difficult to take action because they're expecting you to.

Personally, if I've been kidnapped, separated from everyone and thing I know and loved, forced into a marriage and raped repeatedly I'm considering myself a goddamn slave, no matter how much my master supposedly loves me. if they loved me they would let me go and try again the normal way. Suicide wouldn't be the first option, but it'd be on the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714566
Because some maledomfags or vanillafags are too retarded for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714568
I have seen them. I'm just saying, why is it that the only time we talk about them is when we're arguing about something?

People complain it's always the same old trope but there's so much potential with the role reversed society aspect. It's boring just to think of them as stronk girls but with a brown/tribal flavor, there are so many other girls to fill that role.

[Anonymous No.]

People write so much shit about amazons and Onis being controlling doms that is just plain bores the holy fuking crap out of me,
Are Amazons really MGs anyway?
No they are just tall dark skinned human women.
No where does it say in history that the are control freaks, just they lead the society.
You people have taken history and pretty much ruined it and the appeal of both Oni's and Amazons to me.

In traditional Japanese lore Oni women like to drink and very strong and social women, not full blown rape machines.

[Anonymous No.]

I still hope the amazoness from the first few chapters from anonymoose' s saga gets another appearance

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714590
Did you know if you become friends with an Oni, she will be your best bud for life.
Did you know if you show skill in battle or fighting she will think highly of you.
Did you know Oni like to take care of people?
Yes I too am tired of total control stories with them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714590
/mgg/ can only think in terms of dom and sub, so if a MG wants to treat men gently like flowers or protect them it's "controlling dom ahhh I'm a slave ahhhh". They can only think that big MGs are either lolrape or submissive moeblob, there is no in between. They can't process role reversal without thinking in BDSM terms.

And yeah amazonesses are succubi, read the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714590
>this is why we can't have nice things.jpg
you must be new to these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714569

>We always talk about P'Orcs

Bullshit we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714600
whatever happened to that one story about the amazoness bodyguard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714610
>They can't process role reversal without thinking in BDSM terms
This so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714618
We do, just in short bursts; they're at least mentioned all the time. They haven't gotten a lot of sustained attention at once since "we" first fell in love with the idea though.

[Anonymous No.]

>You wake up one morning, in bed as usual
>Not really sure what had transpired the night before
>You turn over to find a Manticore in your bed
>When she gets out of your bed, she's completely nude
>She tells you how good you were last night, and tells you to call her sometime before leaving
>You check yourself out once she leaves
>You're naked, you have claw marks on your back, and hickies all along your neck
>But surprisingly, your HP and MP are full restored

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714626
I have an MP bar? It's time to go cast some goddamn magic. After that, probably get some ointment and call that manticore again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714625

http://i.imgur.com/rUOlx1R.png

>P'Orcs

Today we will remind them, as it is written, as it shall be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714628
>I have an MP bar?
Yes. Funny enough, even Fighters require MP for special attacks.
Strange, don't you agree, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714626
Check to see if I actually have her number and only call her when my HP and MP are really low
As long as I don't have to pay, I'm all for

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714626
Check if she gave me some kind of stat growth virus on level up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714526
FUCKING CLIFFHANGER. Damn you NYANON!

Fuck, I'm loving it so far. Pretty suspenseful (at least compared to most of the MG stories so far). Hoping to see more fluffy healing soon. Keep it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714630
Yes, I must investigate this further. I guess I'd better hit the start button and look at my move list, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714628
You can only cast dick of fury level 5 and magic missile with enough strength to simulate a mosquito bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714638
Don't forget to check your saves. And your inventory
Actually, forget everything and check your inventory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714642
>Levelled dick magic
>Amnesia
>Extremely weak to start.
I must be the chosen one. That or I'm the perverted sidekick, either way I'm safe until at least shortly before the final boss.

>>12714643
No, move list, then inventory, then saves. I wanna know what kind of cool shit I can do first and foremost. I also need to hit the help menu or try to find some lore around somewhere.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12714637
Will do, glad people are liking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714526
This is going to end badly, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714628
Its at 10mp yer hp is 560

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, a Manticore moved in 2 blocks over, and at first I was 'oh, shii'
They tell me she is a white manticore.
There is a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714667
Yes. That one is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714667
so what one is the 'safe' one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714667
I hear white manticores are made by incest. Maybe ask her? She probably won't maul you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714526
Wow this is stupid.

Whatever, enjoy what you want.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12714682
Stupid how?
I'm open for criticism, honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714667
There is a popular myth that monstergirls, similar to humans, have darker skin tones based on the level of melanin and other bullshit.

That's a lie, monstergirl skin color is determined by their level of sinfulness.
Ever had your childhood friend come back from his summer vacation on the beach with dark skin? She probably had like fifty cocks while she was there.

All the whitest monstergirls are pure as fuck and loving creatures of devotion. Shirohebi, Yuki-Onna, Ryuu, and so on. All white and all devoted.

If she has very pale skin then it might be a good idea to visit her and maybe establish contact since she seems like a good person.

Remember Anons, the whiter the skin the lesser the sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714667
Two blocks? Why do you even care, you horrible racist?

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would you befriend?

Like, the MGs you have no romantic or sexual interest in, like that one friendly next-door neighbor who'd invite you over for coffee and conversation on cold Sunday nights. Or the nice coworker who always bails you out of trouble without asking for anything in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714686
Nothing objective, writing is alright and all.

It's just that I don't like the liver eater is all, I just hate her character and everything from her backstory.

Don't bother changing anything because it's just my shitty opinion that everyone in this thread will call me out on for having, everything else is alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714688
But brown is olev and pale MGs are almost universally awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714692
Cyclops, oomukade, shirohebi, and hat-tipper lizardgirl.

Only because I know that they will develop romantic feelings while I will remain passive in our relationships. They'll struggle with their feelings and the inevitable rejection and I will revel in their painful silence and inability to put into words their emotions and how much they want to hold my hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714653

So, can I ask some quick questions about Sonia's appearance? I used to be a commission artist, so I can't help but want to get the gritty details straight from the author when trying to picture a character. Anyways, as far as how she looks, are you imagining her with regular "wolfy" elongated fangs but normal human teeth, or more artistic liberty sharp like http://i.imgur.com/UIhE9Nw.jpg?1

Also, is she flat like .less' Kitsoviet ( http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#15 ) or she got more puddin' like Laska?

Also, straight golden tails, or more darker-tipped ones?

Approximate height? Just general ballpark is okay if you haven't decided on precise values.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12714693
Got it. Hopefully her character improves as I go along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714667

>white
>implying the other one's colored

at least the white one doesn't steal your shit after raping you

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12714699
Think whole mouth like Dakini, though tongue doesn't hang out. Still just like hers.
More like laska, ranging around b-cups.
Hadn't thought much on tails with tips, I'd go without darker tips but both are fine.
About five feet tall, she's on the shirt side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714693

Yeah man how fucking dare you have an opinion that's different from other people's on an anonymous image board. How fucking dare you.

How do you think I feel whenever I tell people that actually liking Futacat is a long and treacherous road to Alphood when they just say i'm uncomfortable with my own sexuality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714710
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714700
Don't get discouraged man.

If it's any consolation, I hate most stories that don't make any logical sense to me.

Your writing is good, It's just a niche thing I have on shit days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714700
Yeah, unfortunately, the very nature of the themes -- cannibalism, crime, etc -- is going to be a turnoff for a huge portion of /mgt/ given the escapist and idealized nature it usually focuses on. Nothing you can really do about that. Though there are some of us who can push past it and enjoy the writing.

>>12714706
Thanks. I'd totally do a piece for her pro-bono if I wasn't out of practice for a few years and hadn't lost my damn drawing tablet's power cable ages ago. Might get around to getting a new one some day.

One last thing. The Protag mentioned she looked ~22. Does that mean you'd want her drawn with a somewhat more mature look (in artists terms, eyeshape, height versus hips proportions) or more teen-ish looking in nature?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12714718
I'd go with a rather late teen look, bordering on the mature. And even hearing someone is wanting to do something like that is great motivation.
I'll be taking it out of the darker areas at a natural pace, hopefully people like healing enough to put up with the darker parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714713

I wish I were joking about the second bit, but i'm not. The Bob Defense Force will literally defend Clare to death because obviously since she has a vagina there's no possible implications of homosexual sex. Even though she's pegged TruckerAnon with a barbed cat dick.

Then they call me gay because of analingus with an Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714692
Shirohebei, Ryuu, Wurm, Foxes, dark elves not sure if it is safe to be friends with a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, Bob actually gave her a barbed dick? No wonder people hate her. Not only is she futa, she's super-painful penetration futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714730
>>12714738
Can you stop talking about it? please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714727
You don't need to have the trip on all the time, we know it's you.
>>12714730
I'll surmise that they use the terms "kittycream", and "catbatter" while they argue with you. Also:
http://i.imgur.com/znk3CQx.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

post 3356

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714692
Oni drinking buddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714740
>>12714730

>Look it up on the master pastebin
>Truckercore+Cheshire listed as CYOA
>CYOA

You mean to say the infamous, universally panned Truckercore was in part unleashed by /mgt/ itself participating? I always thought it was just a regular pastebin story given how people talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714769
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714692
Honestly, I'd like a purely platonic relationship with a Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714775
Where she asks you to taste test new cookies recipes before she tries giving them to her prospective oniichan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714692
Yandere, ex-military CC Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714692

Werecat. Even if we don't fuck while she's in heat, having her go into cat form and curling around your neck in the winter would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714775
Why would you want to be friends with a demonic loli bent on world domination?

I don't think they'd make good conversational partners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714769
see >>12714177
and yes I'm aware that's the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714783
>having her go into cat form
Only Nekomatas can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714781
I bet she was the one that made those earlier...

>>12712721
>>12712733

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714799
Nonsense, that's silly!

Have a cookie anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714802
Fuck your cookie.

Chris Hanson makes the best ones, too bad you can only get them if you're a bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714788
Excuse me, please don't perpetuate baseless stereotypes

>>12714781
Pretty much. She can do someone else I just wanna be buddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714805
>Implying you'll have a choice once you eat her special cookies with blue triangle-shaped "chocolate chips"

You'll be on that like she's a Dormouse. Welcome to loliconia, population you and other social outcasts. No exit.

[Anonymous No.]

Really Bad Ideas:

>Playing Hide-and-Seek with a Kunoichi
>Going shot for shot with an Oni
>Ever agreeing to sleep in a Pharaoh's sarcophagus
>Asking to see the full face of an Ushi-Oni
>Cleaning up your house in the Kikimora maid's stead
>Giving catnip to a Jinko
>Stealing an Apophis's headdress
>Stealing lotion from a Mummy
>Stealing ANY magic-imbued item from a Lich
>Calling a Baphomet "family"
>Reading the diary of a Leanan Sidhe/Cheshire
>Teasing a Holstaurus's nipples, but not doing anything
>Wearing anything red, ever
>Entering a work contract with an Anubis
>Entering a work contract with a Danuki
>Promising cheese to a Hinezumi, and then fulfilling said promise with limburger
>Setting up a sleepover party with a Dormouse
>Agreeing to the condition of only giving a Lilim "just the tip"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714810
No thanks, not for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714814

>Giving a Jinko catnip

They are not thinking it be like this comrades, but is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714814
>Wearing anything red, ever
I'll say it again, sign me up to be the red shirt in Star Trek when they visit the Holstaurus planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714814
>Cleaning up for your Kikimora maid

But I just want to be nice for her, she's done so much for me, what's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714810

>Not liking Dormouse

>Not wanting to "check" on her growth by dicking her like a ravenous beast, her small body dwarfed by yours
>Not enjoying the slick and virginally tight hole of hers
>Not putting a bun in her oven as she dreams that she's being tenderly loved while your mind is full of the bliss of rutting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714827
She'll think you don't need her anymore, storm out of thehouse in tears and spend the net several hours at the juice bar, drowning her sorrow in apple juice that only looks like scotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714827

Well, if you want to surprise her, just buy her a Roomba! I'm sure she'll love that!

>>12714828
>Missing the opportunity for a double double entendre involving both "creamy white filling" and "bun in the oven"

Surprise preggers a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714828
I want to ravage a healthy Dormouse, like Sugiura Sen levels of healthiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714839
Might take a Roomba as a subtle hint that she doesn't do a good enough job of cleaning the floor, just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714781
MGC Central Admin is printed on the bottom of these cookies,
Version 26b

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714835
But I just want to give my sweet, loving Kikimora a proper rest!

I want to give her nice backrubs after she cleaned my floor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714775
>Non sexual baphomet loli

>"Onii-chan try these cookies I baked just for you!"
>"Onii-chan I'm scared of the thunder, can I stay here with you?
>"Onii-chan is so cool. Someday I want to marry someone JUST LIKE YOU."
>"My age? That isn't a very nice question to ask a little girl Onii-chan."
>"Onii-chan smell's so nice when he's sleeping. I wonder if he likes my smell too."
>"Who's that old hag Onii-chan? Just a friend? Why would you need someone like her when you have a cute little sister?"
>"Onii-chan, can't you miss school today and play with me? I'd feel lonely if you go."
>"I found some dirty books under your bed Onii-chan. What's a Milf? What's CC? Don't worry. I threw all of those digusting big-breasted books out. Little girls are much more pure anyway."
>"why are you always so busy nowadays Onii-chan? This dinner I made for you got cold from waiting."
>"You told me she was just a friend! Friends don't hold each other's hands Onii-chan! Liar! Liar!"
>"Are the cookies finally taking effect on my loving Onii-chan? Don't look so shocked. They won't hurt you, not as much as you hurt me anyway."
>"We'll be together forever Onii-chan~<3"

Didn't work out. sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714844
Did you not read the roomba vs kiki thing earlier? doesnt work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714839

Just to be an asshole

>Oho... she's asleep again
>It's okay ri-ght~? Once she goes out she won't be up for at least another day or two
>Uho! Such a pretty pink color, and it's sticking to my fingers so tightly!
>I guess the only way to check her growth is with "that"
>I wonder if imoutos like you can bake a bun with your onii-chan's creamy filling
>You'd like that, wouldn't you? Don't worry, I already know about how you dream about me
>Think of this as your Christmas present

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714848
This is why Devils are better anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714848
You just combined two of the things I hate the most, well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714848
Did you not read what the dude said? Friends only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714855
This.

Devils are deliciously chubby, just slightly, in the right places.

http://i.imgur.com/tEZJRH3.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714844
>>12714851
>Not wanting to bully a Kikimora like >>12705307
>Not wanting to push her from merely an obedient servant into obsessive light yandere craving for your attention and becoming consumed by bliss with so much as a headpat or smile from you.

>>12714854
If by asshole you mean highly arousing, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714859
>Implying you can only be friends with baphoshit
They will force you to like/marry them.

[Anonymous No.]

So do bahomets turn into sexy lilims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714866
Just because you have 0 imagination doesn't make that impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

I often wonder why that demon down the road that owns a shop always keeps the form of a little girl anyway.
You guys have any idea why she does that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714867
Nope.
>>12714868
Perhaps you should actually read their profile and stuff about them in the world guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714863

The real fun begins when your Dormouse imouto realizes she's pregnant and has to try and figure out who the father is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714874
How about, instead, I do whatever I want, just like everyone else in these threads? You are pretty retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714875

Are you by any chance friends with >>12704827 ?

[Anonymous No.]

Four threads from death, how long till this thread goes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714878

Funny thing that you mention that.

I'm the guy who wrote the scumbag who raped the Shirohebi and got killed when he almost dicked the daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714882
If we get a lot of activity then we can reach up to 3700

farther than that I don't see us going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714876
Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714886
Isn't our record 3500+ or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714885
The only scumbaggy thing you did is prevent him from succeeding in giving her the D.

Well, and going off on that chunni-like vengeance quest for the Lich afterwards. That was a bit dumb.

>>12714886
Nyanon is doing his CYOA tonight, and that tends to drum up a few douzen posts in discussion.

>>12714892
4000

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714892
I heard ~4300

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714897
>>12714897

I only wrote up until the guy getting killed. I didn't do the chuuni shit that followed.

I may have ovaries the size of baseballs, but not that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714897
>>12714899
We hit 4 grand already? Huh, must've not been paying attention when that happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714901
In that case, your stories rock. Keep up the harassing and bullying of innocent MGs, my brother from another mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714910
There's a line between harassing/bullying and outright rape and incest-rape

I'm okay with it either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714910

>Harassing and bullying

I haven't actually written anything in prose that involves bullying an MG. I would, but knowing my inner masochist it turn into something like Devil doing hand holding cowgirl as she drains her lover of his life energy and replaces it with MAMANO MANA on Valentine's Day. Then to be really scummy, have the guy's actual girlfriend come home to watching a curvy and petite blueberry girl straddling her boyfriend's cock, the squelching noises of excess seed and femucm echoing through the apartment.

Only for the Devil to turn around, asking if she wants to join in on the fun. Spade tail snaking towards her snatch

[Anonymous No.]

4121 was the record its in the op.
I can't believe I looked this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714935
You'd be surprised at what you do when you have a lot of time on your hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714928
>>12714926
>>12714901
>>12714897
>>12714885
These threads really get shit at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714940
Yeah, I know. Especially those...

>Anything I don't like is shit

...shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714947
Nah its mainly people who have shit tier fetishes like ntr, hard core bullying, and generally being a scumbag who claim anybody who doesn't like them just hates everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714957

>Bullying
>A shit fetish

But there's no greater joy in taking a haughty bitch and turning her into a cock craving slut.

[Anonymous No.]

lets see thread highlight
MGC central admin
special cookies
Kikimora vs roomba
Uhh
uhh
did I miss anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714962
But they're talking about bullying innocents, which is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714957
>MGs can forcefully give you chemical addictions, throw mind-fucking magic at you, etc. Totally okay.
>Push around an MG and hurt her feelings, totally shitty.

Yeah, okay. I can see why you resort to just shitposting instead of trying to convince people they're wrong. It's because they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714788
I hate Baphomets, but I could see someone playing a game of chess with one, all while they bicker about who will eventually lose in their conquests and why.

Over some coffee and cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714981
Hell, they were posting about raping MGs earlier. Something many, many MGs themselves exactly do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714967
Valerie the model-building anubis was created.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714967
Someone mathematically proved why Succubus are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>12712785
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[Anonymous No.]

>>12714967
Anon finds an undead dragon

anon builds various models with Valerie the anubis

[Anonymous No.]

Now that is a lot of links.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if a jabberwok would look better without those side mouth things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12704947
Slavic Lamia. She's basicically a cross between Ayn Rand, and someone who wasn't a total asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714967
An ancient evil awakens....as is confused that its undead minions are now women and married

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715024
>You will never throw a lamia's tail over your shoulder and proceed to pound her into pure bliss

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

Alright, who is ready for more kung fu? Now with hopefully more shenanigans.
http://pastebin.com/1i7P30RA For anyone that needs to catch up.
Only question is, do you guys want to do the interrogation first at the village or have traveling fun with Mimita first, with interrogation at the temple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715035
By Interrogation you mean sex?
and by temple you mean bed?
and by shenanigans you mean more sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715035
Travelling fun with Mimita, because travelling is fun

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715037
Only if the votes go that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715035
Concur. Why skip story content? Travel with Mimita antics!

Plus, the village was just the site of a huge battle. Don't want to risk getting ambushed by more reinforcements or straggling patrols. Let's bolt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715035
Let's travel with Mimita. Shenanigans away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715040
Would raping the mantis really be an effective interrogation technique? Is she gonna fall in love with us and want to spill her guts?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715035
After spending the night in the remains of the village, you make sure the mantis is secure while your students get the supplies ready. There are too many enemies to keep prisoner at the temple, so you let the village hold onto them until the army comes by to take them away. The mantis isn't talking, and it's unlikely a counterattack will happen before then. It'll still take time to wear down the mantis and get her to crack.
You get the mantis in a metal prisoner cage with her arms still tied up, to keep her from escaping, and are glad that you can relax on the supply cart on the way back. As you're getting the horses attached to one of the ten carts full of food, Mimita giggles and jumps into the driver seat next to where you'll be sitting.
"Hope you don't mind me traveling with you! I wanna keep an eye on the mantis in front of us too." She lies, leaning back on the wood as you look at her. A night's sleep seems to have helped her recover well, she was exhausted before. Still has some of the light cuts from near misses from the mantis.
You don't see the harm in it and get up onto the seat as the rest of the line of carts and the students driving, riding, or guarding them start to move off. Mimita could lead the way better, but you're happy to have the company on the trip back. It'll be walking pace anyways. After you sit down, Mimita gets onto your lap and lets you take the reins, grinning up at you.
"Hope you don't mind, you're comfier than the wood."
You could tell her to lead the line to keep them on the right path, she did lead the way here. Or at least get her off your lap, she's sounding a bit cocky about it as the packed dirt road bumps and rumbles along.

Do you tell her to get off? Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714526
>http://pastebin.com/XeskC8ma
very
thank you very much Nyanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715073
Let her stay on your lap. Sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715073
Eh, let her stay. Let her lead on, but any funny business and she loses her oh so comfortable seat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715073
>you're comfier than the wood

Charon, where are you? We need you.

Also, let hey stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715086
Charon's a little tied up, please make a pun at the sound of hobo rape.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715073
You don't see any harm in leaving the mouse on your lap for the trip, as long as she's behaving. She grins and leans back into you when you agree, letting you keep the cart on track.
"Thanks anon! I don't want a sore bottom when I get back to the temple."
You keep the thought on how she might still get one to yourself as you lean back against the wood yourself, keeping an eye on the mantis in the cage. The mantis is watching the pair of you, not having given up on escaping even with her injured leg.
Things stay quiet for about an hour before Mimita speaks again, seeing the dark clouds gathering in the distance ahead.
"Looks like a storm is coming in. I hope we get to that small temple before it hits."
So, she doesn't like storms then? You always found them relaxing, due to the pounding rain on roof noises.
"You really like them?! Nevermind the rain, I just don't like them!" She complains, shifting in the seat and rubbing up against you in the process.
And why is that, you ask.
"It's all wet for one! That's all I have to say about it!" She huffs, seeking to change the subject quick.
"So, what do you think of Toriza anyways? I know you watched her training for a bit after our fight."

What do you tell her master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715107
I think she's a very comendable and skilled master. You know, say some positive stuff about Toriza to ruffle her feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715107
My honest opinion?

She seems quiet, a bit moody, but helpful and insightful. She did give us some good tips on how to better train ourselves, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715107
>you're comfier than the wood
>I don't want a sore bottom!

Damn it, Charon. The one time we need you!

Also... Yeah, okay, be diplomatic and throw Toriza a bone. Though we can't really say much since we haven't fought her or fought along side her, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715073
>>12715107
You people have already fucked up the story. We went mouse route last story, we should have gone tiger this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12708936
Don't see any problem with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715134
Actually, its this attitude that tends to ruin CYOAs.

>Didn't pick my favorite choice. STOP IT. YOU'RE RUINING IT.

It's just a CYOA, let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715134
Just let it happen, anon. This route is fine and comfy
You're going to end up ruining it. Just let it go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715024
>mfw you will never establish a Libertarian State with your waifu in KC monsterland

Why even bother?

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715107
"Toriza is a bit moody, and quiet. But she's skilled, commendable, insightful, and gave me advice for our next fight."
Mimita grumbles a bit when she hears you speaking well of Toriza, shifting in her seat on purpose this time to rub up against your lap before looking out to the side.
"Well, alright. She can be pretty useful in a fight, I guess." Mimita admits, sounding annoyed with your opinion.
She stays silent for a few minutes before speaking up again, turning to the side and putting an arm on your shoulder as she looks right at your face.
"You should train with Himizu more. I can handle anything Toriza can do, even if our sparring scores are even! It's not even your style! You could train with me too if you wanted though." She suggests.
Well, it sounds like you should train with Himizu then, you joke.
"Well, it wouldn't be as fun as training with me. You don't use enough hidden tengu, and stay at long range. It's safer, but you'd be faster if you got close and made all the things that could go wrong happen with the ryu skills!" She retorts.
She really wants you to train with her, huh? You could definitely tease her more now, or just accept the offer to train with her.

What do you want to do master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715148
>Implying a society based on hundreds of species instead of just one would divide purely along ideological lines.

Her Majesty's Draconic Empire and the Holy Undead States would like to have a word with you.

>>12715153

TEASE THE MOUSE. TEASE THE MOUSE.

Then accept her offer after having fun making her squirm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715153
Tease her more, then accept.

We could blend her training quite well with Himizu's, as she said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715153
Plan on getting some striking dragon training in, so that you can combine it with your serene ryu for mana-supercharged power attacks. Decide to spend time training with all three girls, but more with the ryu (because that is you main style) and tiger (because you have little to no practice in that yet, and you want to get that cat out of her shell).
In the meantime, tease the mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715165
*your main style
goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715148
MGC is a Federal socialist state

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715182
Think about it.
Strong government, lotsa socialism, kinda like ...Denmark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715158
>>12715158

>implying that race is relevant to Libertarian politics.
>implying that a Libertarian Monster girl state wouldn't be the tightest shit

Tell them to take me off the ISES's mailing list.

> You will never be a freedom fighter with your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715182

So I guess instead of wealth distribution they have semen institution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715190
Implying a libertarian state wouldn't simply get taken over and decay into a dictatorship by the largest corporations and organizations, since there are no regulations to hold back their behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715194

Relevant >>12712902

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715195
>Implying corporations don't exist via legislation saying they do

>Implying crony capitalists don't rely on government to make them money

>Implying Libertarians are for no regulation.

Mind you MGE takes place during a time where 99% of the "problems" with Libertarianism are occurring anyway.

>>12715194

Holy fuck

>redistribution

I need to get to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715194
You didn't think they used a gold standard did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715158
>>12715161
I like you two. +1 for teasing then accepting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715207

nah that would make too much sense for the demon Lord to figure out.

Though Semen, seems like it would be much more vulnerable to inflation because of the human population growth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715206
That is why life is so hard for MGCPD. People don't realize there are certain laws in place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715208
I forthing this. Tease then accept

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715165
This

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715153
"I don't know, it might be more fun to have ryu boosted punches by training with Toriza. The whole piercing the weak spot sounds like fun."
Mimita frowns, turning some more so she's straddling you with her firm legs and short mist valley style dress, making sure not to block your view of the road.
"Oi, you'd have to start from scratch there! It'd take ages for you to get good enough to beat me!"
She really wants you to beat her in combat, huh? You comment on that and cause her to blush.
"Hey, if someone is gonna do it you're not a bad option! There are worse ones!" She huffs and turns back around, returning to her original sitting position. The movement isn't helping you down there, and she knows it.
"Well, shouldn't you get to know your rival better then?" You ask.
"Rival?!" She asks in surprise, bursting out into honest laughter. She stops wiggling on your lap after a short time.
"Fine, you're a rival. And I wouldn't be opposed to getting to know you better, but you already told us your life story that first night." She chuckles.
Well, maybe if you train with her you two can learn more about each other. You catch her off guard, but she flips around and straddles you again with a serious look.
"You mean it? I'll be catching you off guard and teaching you more weapon techniques. Even at night, I'll try and surprise you with some sparring or practice."
Yes, you mean it. You might still train with the others a bit, but brushing up your hidden tengu skills would be useful.
The response makes her gain a big grin, and she turns around and relaxes back into you again. This mouse just can't pick a way to sit.
The trip is calm for a bit after that. You chat with Mimita about how she knows the area, and it turns out she grew up in the temple. She didn't want to work on a farm like her mother did, after having lost a drunken bar fight. Her parents were happy and still working though.
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715229
>Even at night, I'll try and surprise you
with lewd actions I hope.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715229
After not too long you reach the small abandoned temple you spent the night before last. Not a moment too soon, as the wind and chill is picking up with a the threat of rain approaching. The carts are covered in cloth and the horses put in shelter before the group starts setting up bedding for that night, packed close due to the limited space. When it's all ready, with the mantis under rotating watch, you head towards your own bed as thunder and pounding rain pelt the walls and roof of the old building. As you're getting into your bedding, you notice it smells odd. It smells like... the rat. The same perfume as her dress. She seems to have switched your bedrolls, though whether it was an accident or not is up to paranoia. You could go get your own bedding back, or just use what you have tonight.

http://strawpoll.me/3031933

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715239
Ask her about the "mix-up".
If she admits to switching and sleeping in your bedding, say you'd like to sleep in your own bedding.
Tell her she can stay too if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

What's a desert based MG that doesn't get much screen time that you would find randomly wandering around?
Sand Bear girls?
Antlion girls?
Pink Rattlesnake girls that are extremely shy and use camouflage instead of shaking their rattle at every little thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715239
Just go to sleep, but ask her if she enjoyed your bedroll next morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715239
TEASE THE MOUSE
> if you wanted to sleep with my scent, try the source.
>>12715249
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715249
>>12715255

L-lewd.

I would have played it cool to hopefully later catch her sniffing your bedding like a pervert in heat, but I guess we can go with the direct route if that's what you guys want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715258
>Implying that's not what we'll find when we go to ask her.
I'm hopin for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715258
Time for bedtop sports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715261
>wah
>what are we going to do on the bed...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715267
Training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715267
>wah
>what are you going to do on the bed...?
>You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715268
What kind of training? Wrestling? That sounds like what Ophy's parents do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715271
Grappling specifically.

It will also help build your endurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715273
What if she needs to work on speed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715274
I can help her going quicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715278
I'm sure you know all about being "quick".

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715239
You're tempted to go ask about it, but she probably just mixed the two up. She was being a bit manic about getting into bed for some odd reason. It's not so bad of a perfume anyways.

Morning comes with a peaceful sunshine and a damp, chilled air. The storm passed and left behind some muddy traveling ahead. You're up before most of the others, having had a really good night's sleep. The smell of perfume is following you even as the bedding is put away. Eventually, with breakfast passed and most of everyone up you have to go to try and wake up Mimita. She's sleeping in for some reason.
The mouse is fast asleep and isn't being roused even after you take her out of the bedding. You're not sure if she's faking it or not, but the signs point to no. With departure time coming, you have no choice but to pick her up and take her to your cart yourself. You set her down on your lap again though, not wanting her bumping around with the food in the back or falling off the side of the cart if you were to sit her against you. Her falling the other way could end badly if she woke up from it.
You set out and keep the sleeping rat stead as you travel, the mud making it take a bit longer than expected between each rest stop. You'll be arriving at night at your current pace. It's a bit boring though, but you could play around a bit with the vulnerable rat.

http://strawpoll.me/3031979

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715279
Off course.

I need to be quick to strike her weak points before she can recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715281
>http://strawpoll.me/3031979

And then suddenly, and without warning, it became a game of CYOA Mouse Molestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715282
I bet you're the quickest shot in the whole thread, Mr. Flash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715281
>Manic about getting into bed
>Faggots voted to just go to sleep
>Missed out on catching mouse friggin' herself to our scent
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715281
>Play with her ears
>Grope that nice chest
>Steal her undergarments, see what happens later

Fuck, they're all good choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715281
>http://strawpoll.me/3031979
And here's where everyone messes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715288

GUYS. YOU CAN PICK MORE THAN ONE.
ALL OF THEM.

[Anonymous No.]

It is always about the mouse.
Mousey molestation

Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715293
We are Massive Mice Molesting Maniacs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715288

Let's try and get a three-way tie between these.

Also, Nyanon, for reference what cup size was she anyways? Purely for purposes of narrative development, of course.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715297
Think a bit smaller than the KC Hinezumi drawing. Just a tad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715298
Someone's proxy bombing "leave the rat alone."

Number of voters doubled since last post. And until a minute ago, that choice had no votes.

[Anonymous No.]

If sleeping mouse molestation isn't in every Nyanon's CYOA from now on I'll be disappointed.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1099590

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715304

Let's compromise so we can make the largest number of people happy. I say let's go with, I dunno, these three I picked at random.

>>12715287

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715304
Anon, it's literally 9 votes. That's not proxy bombing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715307
People will tell themselves anything in order to stay deluded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715307
The last poll had a total of eight votes. This one had a total of 6 votes before the worst choice suddenly goes from 0 all the way to 9?

Yeah, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715307
Ignore him. he wants to pick a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715308
Like a certain delusional person who keeps coming here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715311
>From 0 all the way to 9
Obviously you haven't been paying attention since I voted for it along with some other choices

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715311

Aaaaand now that we've figured out someone's proxy voting either someone is counter-proxying him back to fix the results, or he's proxy voting a second choice to make it look less obvious.

I say we just go for >>12715288 and stop using strawpoll for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715311
Honestly I just got home. its like 5pm, so more people should be coming home from work and what not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715312
Apparently. It's amusing, really

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715281
Well, no sense not having some fun. You want to leave her along, but are feeling like pranking her. You lean down to try and bring her skirt up so you can take those undergarments off, and manage to slip them off her legs by leaning forward.You stick them into your martial arts shirt to hide them away and reach with one hand for one of the breasts, and get a good feel in before your breath brushes against an ear. She squeaks and starts awake, making you retreat your hand as quick as you can back to the reins.
She doesn't realize anything though, blinking and yawning before she figures out where she is and looks up at you. You say good morning and she responds in kind.
"Sorry about that, couldn't get to sleep till that storm passed..." She yawned some more, trying her best to stay awake even as she pulled her dress down while none the wiser about the situation under it. "Can never sleep during them..."
Wait, it was the storm that made her stay up last night? You thought it was something else. You don't say anything though, but mention that you think she mixed up your bedrolls.
"I did? Who cares, they're just bedrolls. If you liked mine you can always nap in my room at the main temple though." She teases, waking up enough to get her usual personality back. "If you try it at night it'll lead to some impromptu training."

What tell her master anon?
Avoiding strawpoll, just in case. Thread gonna die soon, if I do poll it'll be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715323
Counter it by saying if she ever gets scared of the storm, she can sleep in your room. You know, to tease her about being scared of storms

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715323
Ask her to elaborate on the nature of this "Impromptu training".

In as teasing a manner as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715323
Tease her some more. Tell her you'll take her up on that, if you can even wake her up. She sleeps like a log.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715326
Thats pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715295
sing that to animaniacs
holy crap, it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715323
Save the pantsu for when you get back to the temple. Bring them to her hidden beneath a bowl of food, then hide outside her room so you can hear her freak out.
>>12715326
>>12715330
These. Then ask about her and the tiger's record of fights. See if you can glean anything about her personal style for later use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715332
It does? cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715334
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Sitting in a higher end bar in the better part of town, and you see a well dressed manticore sitting alone at the bar.
She is being treated well by the barkeep. and no one seems bothered by her presence.
Would you approach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715323
>die soon
If 2 hours in DBZ time can be considered "soon".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715323
Also, do what any guy would do with a girl on his lap while sitting in a shaking cart: try not to pop a boner, especially since her nopan might make it poke somewhere uncomfortable.

Or maybe just show her the underwear to prove that she's not as alert as she claims to be while sleeping.

And probably trigger a flag for her trying to sneak into your room that night for pervert revenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715337
No.

Never trust those motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715339
We can always start screaming at each other to pass the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715334
Seconded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715334
If my choice works out, have her do the spoiler here >>12715340 afterwards
Captcha: urnap disposition

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715337
Why have I been running into so many goddamn manticores lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715352
Equal opportunity program crap.
supposedly letting live better makes them behave and all that crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714218
These Monster Musume images don't appear to work anymore. Anyone else got 'em?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715352
Its almost like more and more of them are appearing...but all the other girls are disappearing!

I must solve this mystery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715356

Are you familiar with the term "yandere"?

The girls aren't disappearing. They are being made to disappear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715356
We must simply eliminate the manticores!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715358
No, too simple.

In fact, the one in the corner has the same coloring as a catgirl once met.

>Invasion of the Body Snatchers: Manticore Edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715364
And now all I can think of is a version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, where the aliens only go after human women, and slowly over time, the disguises deteriorate, or perhaps mutate, leaving the snatcher with the base appearance of the snatched girl, but now as a Monster Girl through-and-through.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/Tlood7w


This thread will never die will it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715367
You come home to see your loving wife...
She i happy to see you.
she slithers over to hug you
She wasn't a Shirohebi this morning.
the waist up is right.

......
Why would you complain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715371
Gonna be another one of those 4k threads where the one in front of us never leaves, preventing our death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715371
>http://imgur.com/Tlood7w
MMMM cow bewbs!

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715323
"I'll take you up on that offer sometime. You can come sleep in mine next time a storm hits, if you're so scared of them." You tease.
Her frowns up at you when you mention that, wiggling in the seat. It's getting hard to keep yourself down, even with your focus.
"Besides, you sleep like a log. I'd be able to do anything I want to you if I did some in at night." You add.
She grumbles a bit and looks back ahead, seeing where you are on the road. "I just stayed up too late last night, I'd pick up on a pin drop if I got to sleep on time!" She brags, though obviously that's not the case.
"Now, what do you mean by impromptu training?" You ask, the rat getting a bit annoyed at the teasing.
"Well, what is a nude girl going to do with a man in her room?" She asks in a suggestive tone. Your focus can't stop you now, and she has a cocky grin of victory from the stiff item in your pants now. You need to think of a different topic.
"You said that you and Toriza had an even record. How do those fights usually go?" You ask. Mimita thinks for a moment before answering.
"Well, she had trouble beating me for a while. But it evened out after she found out about my ea-" She stops, catching herself before she says anything else.
"Nevermind about that. I'm usually running from her and using whatever I can get my hands on. I can't beat her physically until I wear her out, and that takes hours."
That sounds about right. It'd take a lot to break through that wall of muscle directly. You're a bit curious about what Toriza found out about that gave her an advantage, but doubt that Mimita will glean any more information.
After some more chatting and a stop for dinner, you find yourself reaching the temple as light disappears fully.
(continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715375
Eww

Horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715371
Hound, could you repost the monster musume preview pics? Your previous links are dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715376
totally gonna be her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715376
>Jinko
>wall of muscle
muh dick

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715376
You get the food put away in the storehouse and everyone heads to their beds for the night since it's so late.
When morning comes you get a bowl of food ready specially for Mimita however. Rice and some meat arranged into a triangle shape on top. You place it inside the door where she is sleeping with a note asking how she didn't notice all the way home and her undergarments she stole underneath. It takes a short time waiting outside before a loud yell comes from inside, the door being thrown open after a few seconds to find the rat red faced and angry.
"You asshole!! We're having another match tomorrow, I'm going to kick your ass!" She exclaims, slamming the door shut. She remembered that today she couldn't spar with you yet, that's surprising. But you need to go train now. Or you could go wash, you're still a bit dirty from yesterday and the mud puddles the horses went through on the trip.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715384
Go to the waterfall to wash off and then go training

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715384
Have a quick bath shower thing and then go straight to training

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715377
You say that now, wait a couple of days.

yfw Cereas mom ntrd her fathers human gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715376
>>12715384
>Ea-
Blow on her ears next chance we get. It's a must.

For now, bath time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715384
Golly jee, I bet Mouse is also just as dirty as you having been on the same trip. WINK WINK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715372
That sounds terrifying.

>Your CC neighbor waves at you in the morning with her newly formed harpy wing
>The girl besides your cubicle has one of her kraken tentacles draping over to your side
>The cashier's giant milky breasts keep swinging as she scratches her horns
>The joggers that pass by your house in the morning are now a lizardgirl and a salamander
>Your childhood friend who invited you out by phone is now a shirohebi deadset on marrying you
>Your priest is now a dark priestess whose tail keeps lovingly wrapping around your leg
>The ma and pa convenience store is now run by a pair of tanukis who keep trying to sell you shit
>The doctor you sought out for your visual hallucinations is a vampire baring her fangs when she talks
>Ever human man seems to think that nothing in the world has changed even a little. No matter who you ask
>Your sister claims to have always been an oomukade and can't remember any different
>Your previously male friend slaps your ass and smiles in his ful alp glory as if it were natural
>Even the therapist you went to talk about this to is a centaur who insists that everything is normal

I might end up killing myself if I woke up in a world like that with no explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715384
> took my suggestion
I love you sir.
Go to the waterfall to wash, but invite Toriza along to discuss training plans and sparring matches with the rat. Think about sparring with the tigress sometime.
>>12715388
Also this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715390
Gonna have to scrub her up really good.
Get all those hard to reach places for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715396
>>12715385
Sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715394
That would be maddening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715372

>>12715372

This could make an awesome story
make it dark humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715396
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715394
Horrifying but erotic.

I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715403
>>12715372

Keep in mind that if this happened you wouldn't necessarily get your "favourite" MG so much as a random one. For example, hitting the MGWiki's random button, your wife is now...

... an Amazoness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715394
>Might end up killing myself.
I might do so too.
Because I know there'd be no "Deadset on marrying me" in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715406

>Day 5. Everyone seems oblivious to the fact that our math teacher is a LITERAL fire-breathing dragon girl now.

>Apparently I am her greatest "Treasure" now.

>Unfortunately this means I now am expected to have the highest grade in the class.

>I don't know whether to be afraid or aroused.

>I have elected to go with both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715414
Good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715396
Seconded

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715406
Mines a Siren apparently. Not bad, but I'm not a fan of the singing.

>>12715384

You want to get a bath, you're filthy. You're also curious what that weak point is, though you do suspect one point. Well, two. Toriza knows what it is, and you want to greet her after the long time away from the temple.
You head to the jinko's room and knock, not wanting to catch her nude. Would she even be embarrassed by that? Either way, she takes a few moments before opening the door. You almost don't recognize her.
Toriza has had her hair trimmed, it's still long but looks less wild. She's wearing a mist valley style dress as well, colored black to match the prominent stripes. She seems a tad embarrassed through her stoic expression though.
"Himizu suggested it. Don't really like it." She admits, breaking the odd moment. You suggest bathing and the sparring advice, and she just nods before closing the door.
"Meet there."
Understanding, you head off to get to the bathing area near the waterfall. Mimita may be in the hidden spot though, and you need Toriza to find you. You look and head up the rocks to find a pool above the waterfall before seeing someone occupying one that would be perfect. It looks like Himizu, and you can hear Mimita chatting away at her. She still sounds upset, but the hidden spot is open.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715412
Anon don't be like that I'm sure that when the monstergirlification happens you'll find someone who'll give you a chance and fall head over heels for you.

At the very least try taking a visit to the local temples and see if any of the shirohebis there are interested before you pick up the gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715406
I got an Ignis.

Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715425
Wait for Toriza to get here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715425
I feel a desire to eavesdrop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715425
Let's give the Jinko a bit of the spotlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715394
this is probably one of the few situations that MGT has created were suicide would be a sad, but over all not unusual option

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715431
This. Maybe take a peep if they're wet and nekkid.

>>12715430
C'mon, I know Toriza hasn't been getting any spotlight, but aren't you at least curious about them most likely talking about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715425
I want to eavesdrop, but lets give the tigeress some time in the limelight.
Be sure to pump himizu for info later though. Try teasing it out of her.
>It's not nice to talk about a guy behind his back, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715426
I doubt it. But I suppose a few outings, prior to just ending it to escape the nightmare of being surrounded by beauties straight out of my dreams that are forever out of reach, couldn't hurt.

>>12715406
Apparently my "Waifu" has spontaneously become a Jinko.
Not a fan, but still, quite the beauties.
>Implying I'd have an actual wife in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715406
Merrow.

How does that happen on the surface?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715425
Wait for Toriza, even though the need to eavesdrop is tempting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715439
>escape the nightmare of being surrounded by beauties straight out of my dreams that are forever out of reach,
>Wake up
>Skittish nightmare in your room
>Good end? Horse pussy is better than no pussy, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715447
There's always anal. Or wet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715448
That's true. Nightmare can be any kind of pussy you want when you're sleeping. She'd feel slighted if you never wanna touch her when you're awake though. N-not that she wouldn't understand why anyone wouldn't want disgusting mare cunt or anything when all those other girls you dream about are so much cuter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715406
>Wererabbit

Oh sweet god no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715447
Anon...
Nightmare mai waifu, so this is BEST END for me.
I'd probably burst into tears of joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715453
THROUGH THE FLOOR. MORE SLOWLY THAN WITH USHI, BUT STILL THROUGH THE GODDAMN FLOOR. PREPARE YOURSELF.

Also, I hope you have enough money to support all those daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715406
>Dormouse
On the first try. Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715447
Anon, the truth is that this entire life you've been living. Everything, from the moment you were born up to and beyond the seconds you're using to read these lines, are a dream induced by a nightmare who has been keeping you captive for several weeks now.

If you can read this then that means that some form of communication has slipped through and her control is either incomplete or weakening. Your family has hired a baphomet to send you as many of these messages as possible as well as ways to escape. Stay attentive in case any of them reaches you.

These threads and monstergirls in general are not just your imagination. Your subconscious mind is leaking into the false reality created by your captor.

Also, since this message has finally reached you it also means that the nightmare will employ crueler techniques in order to keep you docile and under her control. Please hang on until we can find you and free you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715456
Fuck it, I'm running.

Goddamn rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715460
>Running
Oh, that's funny. That's hilarious, anon. you're hilarious. you should go into comedy, become a comedian, rake in the big bucks
Running. That's some good stuff right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715414
>Treasure
>Dragon

Do you think Treasure Co. is every dragon-type's favorite video game company?

I know it's mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715459
This would be perfect with a little WAKE UP spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715464
If you're smart enough, you can run.

That's what I'm doing, I'm not sticking with a rabbit bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715459
But anon, if that were true she'd know by now that I adore Nightmares and would want nothing more than to meet her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715443
I'm gonna have to think about this for a while.

How does one meet a Merrow, or for that matter any other marine MG, when you don't live anywhere near the ocean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715456
Dem thick Rabbit thighs would destroy any form of floor.

http://i.imgur.com/ILu32YR.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715471
You know, I'm curious how much of that thickness is fur and how much is thigh. The wonderland version shows some skin and her actual legs aren't that impressive. Not that I'd complain about the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715468
If you don't want her, I'll take her off your hands.
Running. Oh, that's never going to get old

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715475
You can have her.

I don't think I'll be stopping my whole running thing for a while, shit I'll outrun Ushi's if I feel like it,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715473
All I know is that resting your head in between those thighs would be orgasmic in how comfortable it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715477
>Outrunning
>An Ushi Oni
Oh lord, you're going to make me bust a gut here. I think my sides are already in the stratosphere.
Seriously, go into comedy my man. You're pure gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715473
>>12715471
Another bad idea:
>Challenging a Wererabbit to a kickboxing match

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715425

You decide to wait for Toriza, you can press Himizu for the content of their chatting later. It would be wrong to eavesdrop anyways, right? You go to the entrance of the hidden pool and look back, waiting until Toriza sees you to head in and get your dirty robe off and get into the water. You scrub yourself down while she heads up, moving in and taking her robe off herself as well before getting into the water to share it. There is barely room for two, but she is sitting in the waterfall feeding the pool to give you more.
She doesn't say anything for a long time, even after you're clean. You just end up staring at each other until you start to speak, but stop when you realize you can hear the pair above you a bit. Only bits and pieces, but it sounds like Mimita is making sure Himizu is alright with the match happening formally. Almost gleefully.
You could listen longer but Toriza speaks up, getting impatient.
"Need advice to beat rat?" She asks. Her ears are better, is probably getting the whole conversation above.
Yes, it would be nice.
"What will you do if you win?" Toriza asks.
You ask what she means.
"If win,become husband. Unless resist flames. Able to without water?" She asks.
You're not sure, but would try. You're not about to choose yet. Maybe.
She seems alright with that answer, and asks what sort of advice you want, as she isn't sure which you need after her advice last time.

Whatsay master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715482
But anon, if i have too I will!

I'm serious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715484
Would get the wind knocked out of you completely from one place fluffy kick.

Then she'd rape you in front of the spectators, so she can give birth to hundreds more Wererabbits.

Such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715406

A Dark Elf huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715485
Ask her about Mimita's strengths, to get some background, but with some pointers about her weaknesses, like her openings
Then, ask her about her big weakness, just as a trump card in case things go south. Only use it when absolutely necessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715485
Ask about Toriza and her fight style

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715487
Seriously, you're really good at this comedy thing. You could make so much money you could supply a third world nation with infinite funds.
Running. Oh man, I can't even drink without laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715491
Second this.

Though I'd expect you'd have to use her big weakness, seeing how Toriza's only able to win half of the times despite knowing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715493
b-but

I don't want to get raped anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715492
>>12715491
Why not both?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/cSb2WiQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715482
Careful Anon, we might have a Rincewind on our hands. Never underestimate a man determined enough to run away. There's a courage to being a coward, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715485
Ask more about Toriza as a person

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715485
Prepare to manipulate air such that
1) you deprive mimita's flames of oxygen
2) you mess with her ears in combat.

Listen to other anons for the current situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715492
>>12715497
I don't think it'll really help. You can't become proficient in a style of martial arts just from hearing about it. If you try it you'll probably fuck up. I don't want to put any funny ideas in masteranon's head. Stick with what you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715505
Wouldn't hurt to know more about her though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715499
Who's the blonde guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715508
Cerea's dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715485
I was this guy >>12715503; be sure to talk about Toriza as well, and not just in relation to Mimita. What's her story, compliment her unique coat, ask to handle her paws. Just out of curiosity, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715406
Wow, I don't know if I should say what I rolled.

How bad can a lilim be?

Kidding, got kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715513
A lilim would be amazing so long as you have no goals in life and wouldn't mind amazing sex 24/7.

Why do we not like lilims again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715514
Because muh freedom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715512
>Pawholding
O-oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715499
>Papi and Cerea's moms both look at least a bit different than their daughters.
>But were apparently identical when they were their age.
>Sigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715515
In this case sure, since the wife you chose is not the wife you chose anymore, but in general? Especially if they're your personal magic slut and not giving free blowjobs to anyone that looks at them and handjobs to anyone that doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715518
But anon, don't you see? This makes it much easier for Crabman to draw them! Don't cause unnecessary stress to crabs. This kills the crab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715521
What does the Crab even do to cause himself so much stress?

There are plenty of artists who put out just as much content as him, on a harsher schedule, and with a more complex style.

I mean, I guess it's unfair to compare him to an industry giant like say, Oda, but still.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715485

You ask about what openings Mimita has first, and what things to look out for in a more formal match with her. Toriza thinks for a moment before answering.
"Kicks, watch for them. Weapons in formal match. Good with those too. Prefers light ones. Always kicks wide. If expected, open for a second. Goes down easy, but recovers quick."
That all sounds very much like the rat, but you're still curious. You ask about how she herself fights Mimita, the flames must be a problem. And Striking ryu is weak against weapons.
"Chase, don't stop attack. Try to get weak point if possible. Guards well. Strike weapons away. Ignore attacks. Block kicks, counter. Keep chasing."
Rather straightforward, just like Toriza. You ask about the weak point next, hoping it's something you can use. You tell her you suspect it's the ears.
"Ears weak. Pinch between pads, get win. Keep stroking, squirms. Satisfying." She lets out another 'hehehe' laugh, grinning slightly at the memory of one of her wins. Seems the ears at an easy win button. You ask how hard she pinches though, you don't want to waste the chance if you can use it. She holds her paw out for you, and you realize from the pinching motion she intends to let you feel it. You move a hand forwards and let her pinch your hand. It's not hard, but a good pressure. She must be holding back her true strength. Means you can match it. You can't help complimenting the unique fur as you raise another hand though, feeling the fur and making the tiger tense up a bit as you hold onto her paw. You ask if her mother had the same coat.
"No. Just me." She admits, face turning a tad red from the touching as she tries to hide the mild discomfort.

Whatsay now master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715525
But Oda is a workaholic, and Crab is lazy. People are different. And he's scared of all the foreigners who are reading his stuff overseas.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715525
It depends on how many helpers they have I think. Other manga would have someone different for sketching, inking, borders, background, etc.
>>12715528
Or this most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your monster girl waifu love you so much that when you try to break up with her, she begins to cause you nightmares and then drugs you with her drool?
>>12704790

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715532
>>12715528
Fair points both.
Which is why I did say it's unfair to compare the two.

>>12715526
COMPLIMENTS FOR THE TIGER'S COAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715533
My waifu is not Oomukade or Grapesnake, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715533
whoops
http://animatorexpo.com/mememe/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715526
Tell her it's nothing to be shy about, it's a nice coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715526
Tell her she has a pretty coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715538
I watched it.
I am now diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715526
>taking my suggestions again
I love you even more now sir.
Compliment her coat, but inspect her paws more. feel her pads, ask her to unsheathe her claws, admire them. Enjoy watching her emotionless facade crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715560
*admire her claws out loud
Forgot to say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715564
>>12715560
This is good

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas time is fast approaching, anons.

Be sure to get your Egyptian lovers a big slab with Ancient scriptures on it.
Made of Gingerbread.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715526

"It's a pretty coat. You keep it really shiny too." You comment, the stoic Jinko not taking her paw back yet as you hold onto it to inspect the fur closer. She's looking rather embarrassed from the compliments though.
"Why are you being shy about it, it's a nice coat."
She takes her paw back and looks down, not sure how to respond to it.
"Th-thank you." She mutters out. Seems she's very weak to this sort of thing. Guess nobody else has ever tried it.
You ask to see her paw again and she gives it after a hesitant moment, allowing you to feel the pads and between the fingers of it even as her face stays red. You ask her to unsheath the claws after, having never gotten the chance to look at a Jinko's paw this close before. She complies without complaint. Admiring the claws, you feel one of them and find they have hardly been used. She must not need to use them in a fight. Or chooses not to.
She takes her paw back again and gathers her robe as she walks in a hurry out of the bath.
"Those claws were lovely."
She pauses and glances back at you, surprised by the final comment before turning away and giving a chuff as she retreats, leaving you alone in the pool once Toriza has departed. She's really soft under that iron hard shell.
You're rather clean now though, and starting to prune. It's about time to get to training, but you still need to interrogate the mantis. It's not really urgent, and you may not be needed for that though. You have a rather tough match to look forward to tomorrow anyways.

What shall you do master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715574
>Anubis and Pharaoh making gingerbread houses
I need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715574
>Have to keep mai Anubis waifu out of the basement for a week leading up to Christmas.
>Take all that time to lovingly craft the gift with a detailed love letter to her.
>Surprise fails to an extent because the entire house winds up smelling like gingerbread anyway.
>Daughterus are pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715576
Train. Train, train, and more train

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715576
Peek in on a possible interrogation before training?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715576
Prepare for tomorrow. Remember my suggestions about air and/or ear manipulation though.
and that one anon's suggestion about the rat's pervy night visit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715576
Good Cop, Bad Cop with Toriza

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715574
pyramid, man with big penor, anubis woman with nice body, next 5 are of different sexual positions,
Snow, tree,

[Anonymous No.]

I'm this guy >>12715588
When you get to the interrogation, this: >>12715590

[Anonymous No.]

post #3650

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone awake that can make the next thread if it should die within the next hour or so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715600
I'll do it.

Any suggestions for OP image? I've got plenty, but figured I'd ask.

[Anonymous No.]

is it right, or wrong for a god/dess to make money in the mortal realms?

Alpollo's amazing nachos!
Or
Alpollo's beer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715601
I would say something vanilla, so we don't annoy the normies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715601
fire rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715601
Fire rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715608
>Implying there's any good, worth-while art of her yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715591
The Spirit of Christmas?
>>12715605
Alpollo uses those to entice and tempt men, not to make money.
Though I imagine an Oni brodown would need that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715612
Very good, here, have a cookie.
Central Admin gave me these.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715576

You decide to get some training in first, and head out of the spring to go get dressed. The trip to your room and to the rock is uneventful, and you begin to focus on doing the task. You're starting to get the hang of it after a while, before you hear some yelling from a building nearby. It distracts you, and makes you tumble to the sand. Well, you got a few hours of practice in.
Curious, you go and find where the yelling is coming from. The building is the one that you took the mantis to last night, something that was reserved for prisoners. You peek in the metal barred door and see what is going on. Himizu and Toriza are there trying to interrogate the mantis, Toriza holding the chair she is tied upside down and Himizu trying to get the mantis to talk. You eavesdrop a bit, but it doesn't seem to be going well.
"Tell us what you know!" Himizu yells, having lost her temper already and out of arguments.
The mantis just stays quiet and stares into space.
"Alright, if she won't talk we'll have to do that! Spin the chair!"
Toriza nods, keeping the chair upside down as she starts to spin around. She does this for several minutes before stopping, wobbling on her feet and having to sit down, setting the mantis that hadn't been affected sideways on the ground.
"Liked that, huh? Where is that fortress?! Who else works with you?!" Himizu asks again.
The mantis just stares into space.
This is getting hard to watch, so you stand up and knock on the bars. Himizu looks over, still looking annoyed and angry. You tell her you're there to help, and she hurries over to let you in before locking the door behind you.
You head in and stand the chair up, Toriza still too dizzy to do it herself. The mantis does nothing, she won't listen easy.

How do you interrogate the prisoner master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Would an anubis dream honeymoon include legoland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715619
Only if it was a certain, specific Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12714280

I made it without an account so i can't modify it, probably have to create another album

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715619
Would an Anubis be alright with a honeymoon trip to Japan, most of which would be spent at a private hot spring resort, tucked away on the quiet side of a mountain?
And then a couple days in LEGOLAND on the way back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715617
Be the good cop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715601
Don't forget the subject line, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715617
Get a metal rod and place it into the fire.
smile and make small talk.
so whats your name?
grab the poker while it is hot, then bring it over close to her face so she can feel the heat.
ask her if she would like to talk now.
if she says no, then you tell her, well, I guess you will not be having children and thrust the rod towards her groin.

Just kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715627
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715617
>Teen Ryu too nice to come up with good tortures.
Cute. Mimita would probably be better at this.

Anyway, try just...talking, to the Mantis for now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715617
>they spin her around, thinking that's torture
My heart.
>>12715627
Toriza and Himizu have already proven themselves to not be bad cop. If you must be the good cop, bring in mimitu. I would prefer the following, however:
>Tell the other two to leave, saying that what you will do is not for untried eyes.
>If they protest, make a dry remark about how they both thought they were being hardcore.
>After they leave, make the mantis think you're going to hurt her, possibly with vaguely threatening statements. Then do lewd things to her antennae until she fesses up.
>afterwards, notice mimitu watching you from above. wink at her and, noticing her blush, whisper "would you like that as well?" (wink)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715406

Hobgoblin.
So friendly, dopey and massive tits? I'm not complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715648
*to not be bad cops

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715631
What? you guys want me to give more ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Ryuu like little xmas themed trinkets to hang from her horns?
tiny garland strands, and mini xmas tree lights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715656
"Oh loving dragon wife of mine, is it time to decorate the horns for xmas yet?"

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715617

Well, whatever these two are doing isn't working. You tell Himizu to go meditate and cool down, the mantis isn't going anywhere. She agrees readily, and whispers the secret to opening the lock of the door. It uses serene ryu technique to move the hidden mechanisms, which are a bit of a puzzle. Simple once you know the secret.
The ryu departs, still muttering mild annoyances that might be tortures to a five year old while leaving. Toriza stands up, and you whisper to her to follow your lead, and do what you say without speaking. You have a plan.
You sit down cross legged in front of the Mantis, getting below her line of sight.
"Sorry if those two were rude with you. You're not hungry, are you?" You ask.
The mantis doesn't respond.
"I guess they fed you, huh? Don't worry, we won't hurt you. Well, Toriza sometimes can't hold herself back." You state, Toriza already knowing you're lying as she moved behind the chair and puts her paws on the mantis's shoulders.
"She just hasn't done anything bad since she respects Himizu so much. I just got here though, I can't control her so much."
You stand up and move the strong paws from the shoulders, putting a hand on hers to which she glares at you in protest. She doesn't like you touching her. You could use that.
"If you just tell us what we want to know, we can leave you alone nice and peaceful. That's better than letting her play with you. I could always get the hinezumi you fought in here too. Didn't she chip your arm blade?"
She turns her face away from you. You may need to change tactics.

Whatdo master anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715656
How about Mistletoe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715660
i think she would just outright kill you

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

>>12715664
Only during non-shrine hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715662
My suggestion from here, please: >>12715648

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715662
Try talking about her?
Seem to talk about unrelated things. Her personal feelings and motivations, try to loop it back around to her allies.

[Anonymous No.]

Hot poker to the snizz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715662
Commend her for her loyalty, but silence wont grant her freedom. Also tell her Toriza's getting hungry, and you wouldn't want to see a Jinko who's extremely hungry but can't go eat because someone doesn't want to spill.
Tell her Toriza can get a little unhinged when she's hungry. You know, cannibalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715669
I agree.
Lewdness always works on MGs.
ALWAYS

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderbrush for the fox woman
scale polish for the dragon woman (with free buffer)
Roomba extermination kit for the kikimora.

What are some MG themed xmas items you might buy for your special MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715680
I can see Lego making a special set every year themed for adult Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715680
> slimegirl
I'm bad at presents at the best of times, but this is particularly difficult
All I can really think that's in the festive spirit is to get her hammered and lewd on eggnog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715680
A white noise machine for a Nightmare?
A custom LEGO set for an Anubis, compiled digitally online, and then purchased piece-by-piece at a local LEGO store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715688
They have lego stores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715689
Do you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715689
Oh wow, learn something new everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715689
I want to open one now!
Know how many anubises i would meet?

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/sbyfQVf.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715684
Decorative slimegirl bowl so she can ...slime around the place and watch tv with you?

[Anonymous No.]

Hi less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715698
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715698
>http://i.imgur.com/sbyfQVf.jpg
She is going to kick your ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715698
That's pretty majestic if I do say so myself
Also, morning Less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12715700
> buy her a new bucket, DS9 Odo style
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>>12715698
> less engaging in paladinry
DEUS VULT!