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So /jp/, what are you going to do when we all go to Gensokyo at the end of the month?

>> No.1277792

Youmu.

>> No.1277798

Be atomized by the resonance cascade?

>> No.1277794

Try to find my way to the human village with a crowbar, a .22 long rifle and various religious charms without being eaten. Then, seek out a wife and live a quiet existence.

>> No.1277807

2012 WAS HERE
LHC IS LOOSER

>> No.1277811
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>>1277798
No, more like get eaten by headcrabs.
>>1277784
I'd actually enjoy a life without technology if i was 2d.

>> No.1277828

>>1277784
End of the month?
More like tomorrow at approx. 9:30.

>> No.1277839

Freeman Sign "Crowbars Everywhere"

>> No.1277848

Reimu.

>> No.1277853

>>1277839

Physics Sign "Resonance Cascade"

Crowbar Sign "Barney's Last One"

Combine Sign "CP"

>> No.1277864

>>1277828
Tomorrow at approx. 9:30?
More like
>The collider is currently undergoing commissioning while being cooled down to its final operating temperature of approximately 1.9 K (−271.25 °C). Initial particle beam injections were successfully carried out on 8-11 August 2008, the first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for 10 September 2008, and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on 21 October 2008.

>> No.1277867

Resistance Sign 「You Pick Up That Fucking Can 」

>> No.1277877

Combine Sign [Portal Storm]
Combine Sign [Anti-Material Cannon]
Combine Sign [Pick up the Can]
Combine Sign [Combine's Balls]

>> No.1277881
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Suicide Sign 「Drinking Contest 」

>> No.1277887

Alice

>> No.1277892

Probably the same thing we'll all do, become food for the hordes of unnamed demons who live there.

>> No.1277896

>>1277892

I've no sympathy for you. I fight for myself.

>> No.1277921

>>1277853
Frustration Sign "Terrible Vehicle Sections"

>> No.1277924

>>1277887
Not if I get to her first.

>> No.1277922

Anonymous Sign [SAGERU ANDO AGERU]

>> No.1277927

Coward Sign [Scream and Run]

>> No.1277930

>>1277887
Enjoy getting raped by dolls.

>> No.1277934
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1277934

"Get into Gensokyo? You fools would just get eaten or cause a disturbance. Allow me to seal away those twisted fantasies of yours."
Spirit Sign [Fantasy Seal]

>> No.1277938

>>1277930
Sounds like fun.

>> No.1277941

>>1277930
This is the main reason why I love her. I blame Rozen Maiden.

>> No.1277945

>>1277934
Reversal Sign "NO U"

>> No.1277966

「Border between /jp/ and /b/」
*Blank screen*

>> No.1277983

>>1277966
looks like yukari has been fooling around again.

>> No.1278044

>>1277927
Is this our entire spell card arsenal?

>> No.1278066

>>1278044
Lesser Youkai are pretty dumb we can confuse them with riddles and mind games and bigger Youkai don't attack humans.

>> No.1278094

See out Yukari, propose.

>> No.1278102

I will sneak through Yukari's window and lay down next to her. When I wake up, Ran will be disemboweling me, but it will be worth it.

>> No.1278143

Get killed

>> No.1278277

>>1278143
Well, at least you get to see Komachi.

>> No.1278285

When you die, you still have a chance to go back, that is unless you cross to the other side.

>> No.1278287

Guys, Gensokyo operates under different physics than Earth. Who's to say we won't have magic powers when we enter Gensokyo?

>> No.1278296

>>1278287

There are no women on the internet. Only women are useful in Gensokyo, so unless we all become the little girl, we'll be useless in Gensokyo.

>> No.1278299

>>1278287
the thought of a large number of danmaku Anons is truly terrifying.

>> No.1278300

>>1278296
Are there men in Gensokyo?

>> No.1278309

sorry guise. Doom comes in 2012 from a giant space rock. No Gensokyo for us.

>> No.1278313

>>1278299

I, for one, would build a small, comfortable home in the forest of magic, go catch myself a shikigami, and live a quiet life without traps.

>> No.1278314

>>1278300

No, everyone is a woman (expect Rinnosuke) and they all reproduce asexually.

>> No.1278315

>>1278309
Is it a remake?

>> No.1278486

>>1278314
like a single celled organism, OH GOD NO!

>> No.1278496

>>1278309
NUKES EVERWHERE!! FIRED INTO SPACE! ALL COME TO ENJOY THE FIRTS WORLD WIDE FIRE WORKS SHOW!

>> No.1278511

>>1278496
TeH FIRT WOLD Iz I N COMIN G

>> No.1278516

Find the SDM, train myself at magic arts and martial arts with Patchy and Meiling. After I'm more or less fit drink the Hourai Elixir and be the perfect butler for Alice

>> No.1278517

>>1278496
>>1278511

>> No.1278531

Become the curse priest under Hina. Ensures some measure of power (Stage 1 Tier) at the sacrifice of some safety.

REVERSE THE BIRTH, REVERSE DEATH, REVERSE THE WORLD AND SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIIIIIIIN!!

>> No.1278562

One problem: We're need to be able to speak fluent Japanese.

>> No.1278577

>>1278562
Yukari will change that

>> No.1278599

>>1278577
She will NOT change that in order to ensure maximum amusement.

>> No.1278620

>>1278562
Sanae moved to Gensokyo last year she must've studied English we will just ask her to teach us Japanese

>> No.1278623

>>1278599
This

>> No.1278640

>>1278562

Anyone on /jp/ who's over twelve-years-old is able to speak at the very least decent Japanese and is probably fluent. If not they're failures even as weeaboos.

>> No.1279106

>>1278640
That's right. No problem for most of us, fortunately, but unfortunate for those Anons who think they will just go into Gensokyo and find an attractive loli willing to be fucked by them.

>> No.1279118

>>1278640
Who cares about speaking Japanese anyway? You'll still get eaten within 5 minutes of arriving there.

>> No.1279136

>>1279118
A miko will save me. Hopefully not that slut Reimu, though.

>> No.1279414

Hey, /jp/, I can get up to Sakuya in EoSE with one credit in Normal. Will I be able to go to Gensokyo yet?

>> No.1279416

Enjoy being alone forever in the cold darkness of death forevermore because there's nothing beyond this life

>> No.1279423

>>1279414
Try doing that in Lunatic, 1 life, no bombs. This is the only way Yukari will let you breath Gensokyo's air before killing you.

>> No.1279427

ran ran ran sama
ran ran ruu

>> No.1279435 [SPOILER] 
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1279435

ruu~

>> No.1279441

Hey, /jp/, I can get up to Sakuya in EoSD with one credit in Normal. Will I be able to go to Gensokyo yet?

>> No.1279443

>>1279427
Best album of C74.

>> No.1279448

>>1279423
Well, I can't even beat it in Normal, so I guess I'm pretty much fucked... ;_;

>> No.1279450
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1279450

Find Yuka so she can eat me before the other youkai do.

>> No.1279453

>>1279441
You'd be raped to death and eaten by China at the gates of Gensokyo.

>> No.1279457

two days ago I magically gained incredible danmaku skills and could do 3 extras and phantasm before that the only thing I could do was beat EoSD in normal

>> No.1279459

I will willfully go to SDM and sacrifice myself so that Flan and Remi will have a good meal.

>> No.1279467

>>1279459

But you're probably horribly fat with no muscle, and that's not a good meal at all.

>> No.1279474

>>1279453
But I can defeat her without losing a life already...
Patchouly always kills me one or two times, then Sakuya rapes me and my corpse ;_;

>> No.1279483

Set up a shop dealing with items from the outside world. Like Kourindou all my customers will be babes and unlike Kourindou I will have far greater sales because I KNOW how things work.

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1279493

「Border between /jp/ and /b/」

>> No.1279503
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1279503

>>1279453
DO WANT

>>1279467
Are you kidding? Such a human would be a delicacy. It's the same way that animals that stay sedentary are tastier because they don't develop tough muscle, such as when chickens are caged so that they can't move at all.

Most people on 4chan will make ideal meals.

>> No.1279507

>>1279493
Don't you dare open it.

>> No.1279511

All of you will be hunted down by the SDM crew and the other maneating youkai the moment you step into Gensokyo faggots.

>> No.1279512

>>1279493
that's not a blank screen

>> No.1279521

>>1279503
B-but I'm all skin and bone!

>> No.1279530
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1279530

BEFORE YOU DIE
YOU HEAR


Is that so~

>> No.1279540

>>1279503
Healthy people have better blood chemistry (less junk and metabolic wastes), so they're probably tastier.

>> No.1279546

/x/ reporting

Learn sorcery. You might impress people with your ability to fling bullets.

>> No.1279556

>>1279530
Anon, why would you post a blank imOH MY FUCK

>> No.1279557

>>1279546
Sorcery, huh? Where do I learn that?

>> No.1279590

>>1279557

Hogwarts, of course.

>> No.1279595

>>1279590
Shitting dick nipples, did you get the invitation letter, too?

>> No.1279636

>>1279595
I fukken lold alot...

>> No.1279643
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>>1279556
Let me touch you Anonymous~

>> No.1279699

UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES

>> No.1279725

>>1279699
Full life consequences!

>> No.1279735

>>1279595
I read SDN as a name, not an exclamation. I can't get the image of SDN in Hogwarts out of my head.

>> No.1279744

>>1279735
Oh goddamnit. Why you do this, Anon?

>> No.1279747
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1279747

/jp/? In MY Gensokyo?

It's more likely than you think.

>> No.1280487

Only a few hours left, guys. Are you ready?

>> No.1280490

>>1279725
FUCK YEAH

>> No.1280510

http://webcast.cern.ch/index.html

>> No.1280892

2 minutes to impact

>> No.1280896

Blasting Highway to Hell!

>> No.1280902

>>1280896
This is a good idea.

>> No.1280904

Two minutes to midnight

>> No.1280906

Are we dead yet.

>> No.1280914

I keep on hearing weird noises outside my window and I'm wondering if something happened...

ARE WE THERE YET?

>> No.1280916

>>1277784
Have sex with Reisen since she's useless.

>> No.1280918

WTF I AM STILL ALIVE

>> No.1280919

I died.

>> No.1280923

I'm sorry to inform you that judging from the massive portals I'm seeing splitting apart the stratosphere, we're going to Xen.

>> No.1280928

>>1280510
Can't see shit captain.

>> No.1280934

A Gensokyou filled with Anons isn't Gensokyou at all

>> No.1280939

>>1280923
Fuck, time to buy a crowbar.

>> No.1280942

>>1280934
It's not the Anons to be afraid of. It's all the normalfags that will show up along with us, who'll be hooking up with all the Touhous and talking with each other about how many they've fucked.

>> No.1280943

just calm down you idiots, nothing wi-

>> No.1280945

Posting from a black hole

>> No.1280947

Listen you retards, they only lanch the first flaw right now. It's will take a day or two utill they'll separate the flew into two and make them crash, AND THEN you'll all die.

>> No.1280959

>>1280950
You don't say.

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>>1280945
You do know Sakura has every known STD known to mankind, don't you?

>> No.1281076

Swissfag here, they are starting

>> No.1281087

>>1281076
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>> No.1281105

Stephen Hawking discovered that black holes decay. LHC won't be the end of the world, the black hole will decay super fast and that'll be the end of it. It's called Hawking Radiation, that's why Hawking's always telling people nothing bad will happen.

>> No.1281125

>>1281105
There were other Doomsday Scenarios that didn't involve black holes.

All of them were stupid.

>> No.1281163

Well, assuming it went today we weren't transported to Gensokyo.

I feel ripped off.

>> No.1281169

Time to go to sleep! I can rest in peace.

>> No.1281208

swissfag again.

SPOILER: Today they were only testing a first SINGLE beam to see if everything is working properly. The first collisions are scheduled for aprox. 2 months.

Did you really believe the LHC will be used on 100% right from the beginning?

>> No.1281354

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>> No.1281355

>>1281354
Learn how to fucking format, dumbass.

>> No.1281358

>>1281355
MY RAGE ON THE TUBES.

>> No.1281361

http://press.web.cern.ch/press/PressReleases/Releases2008/PR08.08E.html

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