Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Dec 31 20:59:06 2014 No.12858546 [Reply] [Original]

In which Kobold booty is number wan.
Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:00:56 2014 No.12858551 >>12858546 >mwf people still think polt isn't fully covered in fur despite the huge tufts of hair everywhere on her character Also >starting a thread with /mgt/'s only furry character

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:01:12 2014 No.12858553 I want to cuddle a Wurm and fall asleep early this New Years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:01:13 2014 No.12858554 >>12858546 >Polt ass >Not Weresheep for New Years I dub this thread a failure. Polt ass is nice though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:01:16 2014 No.12858556 File: 752 KB, 1000x1532, 7745F38814B8637E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for slimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:02:28 2014 No.12858560 >>12858556 Slime pussy a shit. But anons are still entitled to their opinions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:03:02 2014 No.12858564 Would you like an Eclair made by Clare? http://i.imgur.com/YHGSRat.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:03:21 2014 No.12858567 >>12858551 Dats some nice peach fuzz, whatever it is I'm looking at there. >>12858556 What if she goes yan for you. Insisting on being attached to you at all times?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:04:10 2014 No.12858571 >>12858564 Is too soon to start again. Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:04:21 2014 No.12858572 >>12858560 >Implying yandere dark slime implanting her core in your chest isn't terrifyingly erotic

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:04:43 2014 No.12858574 >>12858564 >THIS BAIT OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:05:06 2014 No.12858576 >>12858564 Could we not entice the thread into a storm of wrath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:05:10 2014 No.12858578 >>12858551 Being furry doesn't remove the greatness of her butt, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:05:36 2014 No.12858579 Reminder that there are people like the person in the last thread who are going to put their Monster girl daughterus through Chuuni hell with stupid training thinking they'll become some Devil May Cry of Hokuto Shin Ken shit.

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:05:41 2014 No.12858581

>>12858560
Hey, that's not a bubble slime so they're not literally shit. Thank you for your respectful disagreement, though.

>>12858567
Depends on how her demeanor is. If she's bat shit crazy she can stay at home but if she's just slightly stalkerish I would be okay with it.

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:06:03 2014 No.12858582
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That Elf girl who you grew up with and used to live next door to you disappeared about 2 years ago to join the academy and has returned.
She is going to become a Police woman in the area.
She wants to give you something and ask something of you.
For some reason yer parents are grinning when they tell you this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:06:06 2014 No.12858583 >>12858556 I want to fall asleep wrapped up in a slime girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:06:37 2014 No.12858585 >>12858551 Polt is the only furry thats worth giving a bone to, easily the best EMG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:06:46 2014 No.12858587 >>12858572 That doesn't sound good at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:06:59 2014 No.12858588 >>12858583 Isn't that a massive drowning hazard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:07:00 2014 No.12858589 >>12858578 Polt is the most impregnable as far as butts go. Unless you count Cerea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:07:32 2014 No.12858591 File: 372 KB, 650x860, Weresheep-smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858546 >Not starting off with a sheep. You had one job, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:07:39 2014 No.12858592 >>12858564 I'd eat hers, if she ate mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:07:57 2014 No.12858595 >>12858588 I am sure she would be smart enough to leave a hole for me to breath through. I hope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:08:34 2014 No.12858596 >>12858564 Mithril's a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:09:07 2014 No.12858598 >>12858591 >sheep >monster

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:09:20 2014 No.12858599 >>12858595 I like slimes as much as the next guy, but I'd never sleep with one in fear of accidental drowning

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:10:05 2014 No.12858600 >>12858598 Nigger, you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:11:47 2014 No.12858606 File: 124 KB, 1000x750, 1357859427069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858599 Just keep your head out and you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:12:57 2014 No.12858612 >>12858592 What do you think it'd taste like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:13:03 2014 No.12858613 File: 253 KB, 541x700, 1420078383317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Steaming hot tiger chuffy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:14:07 2014 No.12858619 >>12858612 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:14:09 2014 No.12858620 File: 69 KB, 282x390, Best Sheep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858554 >>12858591 Year of the sheep doesn't start until February anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:14:14 2014 No.12858621 >>12858606 >Bathing with a Slime >Getting scrubbed down by 1000 hands If only Slimes didn't have to live in moist paces. I'd get ten

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:14:14 2014 No.12858622 >>12858592 >>12858612 Stop.

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:15:28 2014 No.12858626

>>12858587
Some other anon posted a greentext about it, I really wish there was a full story.
Dark slime waifu drugs you or knocks you out or whatever, and when you come too you've got fresh stitches in your chest and she's standing there ready to tell you about how she put her core next to your heart so that you'll never be apart again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:15:36 2014 No.12858628 >>12858620 >That Hirame Doujin The Dark-Skinned Twins were the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:15:39 2014 No.12858629 >>12858613 Nervous muscle girls a best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:15:41 2014 No.12858630 File: 174 KB, 459x1440, Do Cotton Candy Sheep Dream Fluffy Dreams.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858620 That's not a Sheep. THIS. IS A SHEEP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:16:14 2014 No.12858631 >>12858613 The face seems off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:17:04 2014 No.12858636 >>12858622 Why don't you? Do you have any fucking idea where you are right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:17:42 2014 No.12858640 File: 134 KB, 433x793, Boosting intensifies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858630 Best sheep. Best Cotton Candy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:17:52 2014 No.12858642 >>12858636 >Do you have any fucking idea where you are right now? Do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:17:54 2014 No.12858643 >>12858620 >That whole entire Doujin God I've never had my dick ever go beyond erect

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:21:22 2014 No.12858650 >>12858636 /d/ pls go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:21:28 2014 No.12858651 >>12858642 A thread for ridiculous loser nerds to post content related to their absurd fetishes on the least reputable website on the internet. Lick my fucking dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:22:25 2014 No.12858653 >>12858651 You seem upset.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:23:15 2014 No.12858657 >>12858651 How about you take a midol and stick a tampon in it, Friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:23:41 2014 No.12858658 File: 49 KB, 404x254, 1404855814643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858651 What's so remarkable about that to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:23:46 2014 No.12858659 >>12858653 You seem like you have an open space between your cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:24:04 2014 No.12858660 >>12858651 You want /v/ a few blocks away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:25:28 2014 No.12858668 >>12858622 If you don't like it, don't read it Just move on and post something you enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:25:36 2014 No.12858672 /mgq/ tell me more of this fluff tunnel

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:26:13 2014 No.12858675 File: 1.06 MB, 1280x720, You mad though.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858651 Are you angered?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:26:39 2014 No.12858679 >>12858672 You mean /mgt/? Because /mgq/ is on the /vg/ board

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:28:31 2014 No.12858684 File: 75 KB, 852x800, 1416603709370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858672 It's part of Yeti anatomy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:28:46 2014 No.12858686 File: 106 KB, 622x604, 1386288762168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858651 You are the better man. There, I validated you existence.

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:30:28 2014 No.12858694

>>12858684
Anubis Anatomy is Best Anatomy.

I want to kill my dick and bury it in that Tomb.
I want to be her Royal Tail Brusher.
I want to drink from the Desert's Oasis.
I want to give her paw rubs and massages, and listen to her talk about her busy day.

thegreens Wed Dec 31 21:35:27 2014 No.12858711

>>12858546
Since old recap-anon apparently died, never to return, I'll try and make up for the empty work.
Anubis is now the track coach!
mgg adopts a Harpy daughteru. Whether or not they are pleased by this is open for interpretation.
An anon is robbed by hundreds of blushing mouse-girls.
smug fox is now a mother.
smug fox is TERRIFIED of dogs.
The yanpocalypse has come, and anons are forced to roll the dice of fate to discover who they're stuck with. (I got dragon. good end?)
Anon's kraken waifu accidentally drowns him.
anon sells his organs for a fox waifu.
ushi-oni's milkbags bring all the boys to the yard. Whether they like it or not.
Secret Daily life chapter unlocked!
Collar wurm, collar kikimora, collar.... Ushi-oni?
Anon becomes king of Four Chan, and is then immediately kidnapped by a dragon.
Anon becomes a butler for MG batman.
Intelligent discussion involving writing and drawing. (holy shit, it's crazy I know!)
Payday 2 mg mod when?
Anon builds a robutt daughteru
Anon is culturally uneducated, and not fluent in draconian. He is, however, fluent in looking like an asshole.
Fucking faggot cat.
Is fucking Baphomets pedophilia? Probably, but nobody cares.
Lilims and Paladins have feelings? I never knew!
Sweden bans it's own flag. Gets more discussion than MG's.
anon goes on a journey to caress the paws of every anubis, from the soft, to the calloused, to the paint-stained, to the muscled.
Anon gets suck in an MG run orphanage.
Anon either betrays or assists a random village.
Manticore mom is officially MIA.
Baphomet OP valve please fix.
Cyclops "gifts" herself to her husbando. Kikomora tries the same, it doesn't go quite so well. She'll stick to pillows and underwear for now.
Anon gets a 6 girl lioness harem.
Futa girls, Newfags, Laska, Manticores, Oldfags, Femdom, Maledom and guro are all cancer.
Anon makes meth out of manticore venom.
Cleaning dragon scales>>>de-knotting tail fur.
Do you even lewd cuddle?
(I know I'm not as good, please don't hurt me)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:36:27 2014 No.12858715 >>12858582 why's that anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:37:20 2014 No.12858721 >>12858711 >Forgetting the glorious Wight anal massage plus jelly Lich story I am disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:37:26 2014 No.12858722 >>12858672 The fluff tunnel is a magically hot and moist place covered in the softest down on the planet, only yielding its bounty to true lovers of mofumofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:37:52 2014 No.12858728 >>12858582 Tell me anon, I want to know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:38:10 2014 No.12858729 >>12858711 Don't forget 'the tragedy of hobgoblins' >Cyclops "gifts" herself to her husbando Don't know how I missed this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:38:29 2014 No.12858731 >>12858721 Hey, man. He did his best. Doesn't that count for something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:38:50 2014 No.12858732 >>12858721 Ah, shit didn't see that one. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:39:22 2014 No.12858735 >>12858582 If I have to go I'm bringing a friend. No way am I getting raped by an elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:39:34 2014 No.12858736 >>12858711 >Forgetting the Hobgoblin love I'm calling the Dark Elves

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:40:32 2014 No.12858738 >>12858729 It's a good thing you did because it turns out one of the worst writefaggots was responsible for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:41:16 2014 No.12858740 >>12858729 It was real short, like 6 lines short.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:42:04 2014 No.12858742 File: 18 KB, 300x225, ItWasMeAustin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold, the true villain of /mgg/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:44:09 2014 No.12858751 >>12858711 whats this about a ushi with a collar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:44:11 2014 No.12858752 >>12858742 Who is that and why does she have a leaf on her head?

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:44:34 2014 No.12858754

>>12858742
>Remember when the power bill to your house was higher that usual?
>remember when you had to do extra work at your job?
>Remember when the plumbing broke down, causing you to pay double in hydro bills?
>remember when you didn't want to spend money one day, but saw something that was limited edition and would never be available EVER again?
>IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:44:41 2014 No.12858755 >>12858742 What a pure waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:44:43 2014 No.12858757 File: 315 KB, 650x851, 1394407249938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858742 Purge the Tanuki. They're responsible for everything.

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:44:44 2014 No.12858758
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>>12858736
I don't ever recall KC mentioning this short on his Twitter.
http://exhentai.org/g/518986/285d7cf600/
>>12858742
I never really understood the stigma for Tanuki's, as they actually benefit human and monster relations.

thegreens Wed Dec 31 21:47:18 2014 No.12858769

>>12858711
not mentioned before are the hobgoblins, who made an appearance in the previous thread and filled roles including yanderes, shitty prison guards, writing poems, going on adventures with various anons, and being converted to hathorism, among other things.

also, dexterous paws>big meaty paws>hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:47:27 2014 No.12858770 >>12858754 What a heel turn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:47:57 2014 No.12858773 >>12858758 Just the fact that they're stingy as fuck and extremely prone to financial abuse.

>>	thegreens Wed Dec 31 21:48:18 2014 No.12858775 >>12858751 that's what's gonna get drawn with a collar next.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:48:29 2014 No.12858776 >>12858754 Tanuki is the new Zoomposting?

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:51:08 2014 No.12858785

And as it wasn't included in the daily update on the blogspot, lanternon has uploaded chapter 17 as well as journal of sorts from the lich in chapter 17. Link to C17 - http://pastebin.com/Hc7Knxuc
Epilogue with little ghouls running around when lantern, WHEN WILL WE SEE THE GHOUL'LINGS?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:51:11 2014 No.12858786 >>12858564 guaranteed replies.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:51:27 2014 No.12858787 >>12858775 P sure it's Anubis then Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:52:39 2014 No.12858790 >>12858776 >Remember when you couldn't afford the power for six months and had to live with no internet for the whole time, making you have to go outside and get raped at an internet cafe? >IT WAS ME, ANON. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:54:07 2014 No.12858793 I think it was Ushi. I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:55:14 2014 No.12858797 >>12858790 ....That bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:55:29 2014 No.12858798 File: 1.31 MB, 2500x5000, 1385908770077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858793 Here's hoping. Ushi a best. also holy shit last thread fell off at only 2.2k posts what the hell /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:56:54 2014 No.12858800 >>12858798 New Years and 2.2k is not horrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:57:22 2014 No.12858803 >>12858798 Too bad that will never be finished.

>>	thegreens Wed Dec 31 21:57:31 2014 No.12858805 >>12858798 makes my job much easier. It's funny because I'm on 4chan because I'm lazy, so I'm lazy at being lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:57:32 2014 No.12858806 >>12858787 >>12858798 Oh well, hopefully we'll get to Dragon soon, although Jabberwocky is nice too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:58:11 2014 No.12858808 >>12858798 >2.2k I hope you don't think that's a lot. That's probably the lowest we've got here

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:58:31 2014 No.12858810 >>12858798 >Ushis drop rape I would be able to do nothing but scream Spiders are scary!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:58:48 2014 No.12858811 >>12858711 >finally get mentioned, even by a temp. Recap Anon. Feels good man

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:58:51 2014 No.12858812 >>12858805 Efficiency at its finest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 21:59:02 2014 No.12858814 >>12858808 Anon, I've been in these threads since we moved to /jp/, and a while before that in /a/. I'm saying that's the lowest I've ever seen it be dropped off the board. >>12858810 She wants you to be loud, darling~

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:00:15 2014 No.12858820 >>12858787 >Anubis Yes. YEEEESSSSS

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:00:39 2014 No.12858823 >>12858790 AW, SON OF A BITCH EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:00:54 2014 No.12858824 >>12858811 what'd YOU write anon?

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:01:25 2014 No.12858828

>>12858798
>>12858808
>>12858814
We've been slowing down the past couple weeks, we've also been posting a lot less images, most of the last few threads died without even reaching image limit. Whether its just the holidays or we've finally reached our comfort zone I don't know. I kind of like it though, having images all through the thread and not going over 3k any more is nice.

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:02:09 2014 No.12858830

>>12858711
Oh man, I got called an asshole in a recap! At least I'll be remembered!

Seems like you missed a good section of the middle of the thread, which is pretty good because if I recall it was mostly arguments over liches and necromancy that turned to shitflinging fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:03:18 2014 No.12858833 >>12858711 Ya missed some stuff, but other than that, you're doing gods work son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:03:29 2014 No.12858834 >>12858814 Is she fine with hysterical screaming and crying for my mother?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:03:55 2014 No.12858837 File: 217 KB, 478x768, 1420049661602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I missed it and I can't find the source with google. Who made this? I want the model.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:04:07 2014 No.12858839 >>12858814 >I'm saying that's the lowest I've ever seen it be dropped off the board. This past week has been a string of 1800-2K post threads. It's the holidays, the sky is not falling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:04:21 2014 No.12858840 >>12858823 Clearly, this may only be resolved in a cage match.

>>	thegreens Wed Dec 31 22:04:32 2014 No.12858841 >>12858830 well, I mean you did write the asshole bit into your story. >>12858830 >>12858833 I did skim the middle section because A) lack of space and B) there was SO. MUCH. FIGHTING.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:05:35 2014 No.12858844 >>12858841 >SO. MUCH. FIGHTING Yeah, I don't blame you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:05:36 2014 No.12858845 >>12858834 She will laugh tenderly at you while your bones creak under her lust and cradle you in her claws. Luckily for you she actually has some self restraint and will do her best not to actually break anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:06:32 2014 No.12858849 How do i motivate myself to write. i need to update my story, but its already 4 months overdue and by this time nobody will care except me, and i cant do things for myself. i just want to see it finished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:07:23 2014 No.12858854 >>12858837 I know they made more, but this is the only one I've actually seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:07:34 2014 No.12858855 >>12858849 what's the story?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:07:40 2014 No.12858856 >>12858849 Don't give up, anon. You never know when things will turn around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:07:58 2014 No.12858858 >>12858849 I know the feeling, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:08:22 2014 No.12858861 >>12858849 Incentives. Game on sale you're thinking about getting? Do X amount of words before the sale ends and you go ahead and buy it, shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:08:26 2014 No.12858862 >>12858849 I'll read it. And anyway, there's nothing worse than a story left unwritten. Don't let it fester, it's not good for peace of mind. You'll feel relieved when you buckle down and finally churn it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:08:59 2014 No.12858863 >>12858849 Damn, dude. I'm on the same exact boat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:09:32 2014 No.12858866 >>12858856 Yeah, like people would ever like what I write outside of sheer irony.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:10:04 2014 No.12858868 >>12858849 Do it for her. I keep telling myself I'll write out something with my match from dating service anon, and the only motivation I find is imagining her with the biggest smile knowing she's on my mind if only for a few moments.

>>	Gauf Wed Dec 31 22:10:44 2014 No.12858872 >>12858866 I will unironically like whatever it is you write as long as it isn't futa, gore, or scat. In fact, I will write you glowing criticism if you can finish your story in the next 48 hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:11:35 2014 No.12858874 >>12858872 gauf, don't make promises.

>>	Gauf Wed Dec 31 22:12:33 2014 No.12858876 >>12858874 Why? I'm pretty sure I've delivered on everything I've promised so far. I'm writing that Kejourou story right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:12:42 2014 No.12858877 >>12858854 Shit, I was afraid that was the case. Damn I really want them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:13:41 2014 No.12858879 >>12858872 I've written things before and every time I see people saying they liked stuff like a certain Manticore short i'm sure all balls they're only saying it ironically because they're that OC starved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:15:00 2014 No.12858884 >>12858876 Making promises is how you get fucked in the butthole with a dildo made of sandpaper. Especially if it turns out the story is SHIET. Because then you're gonna have to act happy about that SHIET.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:16:20 2014 No.12858890 >>12858879 Is it the poison glands removed one? or maybe the bitch manticore mother one! We never saw either, but I'd like to know if you were behind them

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:17:51 2014 No.12858896 >>12858890 It was one classified as CBT, and with that. It's back to my sweet, sweet rum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:18:03 2014 No.12858897 >>12858890 >poison glands removed one That was no story. That was a load of raw, unfiltered niggerism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:20:12 2014 No.12858904 >>12858879 >because we're that OC starved We're low on OC because I think writeanons are afraid they'll end up with the wrath of /mgt/ or worse if their work is considered shit. Even still- >>12858896 Someone in here liked it. Someone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:23:29 2014 No.12858914 >>12858890 bitch manticore mother?

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:24:09 2014 No.12858919
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Help an Unyuufex out here, /mgg/. Are there any decent(-ish) text/flash games featuring monster girls out there? I've taken CoC and TITS out for a spin and had a great time with both though some shit in CoC is really grinding the band of acceptable.

VNs are fine too, though I feel I've already depleted the translated stock with MGQ, VH1-3 and Desire Dungeon.

Gauf Wed Dec 31 22:24:50 2014 No.12858922

>>12858904
If I had to guess, it's a combination of factors.
One: Breaking into writefagging is pretty hard, believe it or not. you may have a good story idea, but you still need to sit down and spew out ~1000 words, make it coherent, check for errors, spelling, repetition, then edit. It also needs to either be arousing or endearing.
Two: a lack of attention for your work can be frustrating, whether or not you 'write for yourself'. It's very disheartening to spend six+ hours writing your masterpiece then be overshadowed by a "kitsune waifu wat do" post, with your one reply of "awesome" to their seventy two replies. Call it attention whoring, but people like it when others notice their efforts.
Three: Yeah, you could say that they might attract serious anger unless they write something the thread is guaranteed to like. For example, writing about Amazon or Manticore will probably attract a shitstorm no matter what you do.
Fourth: It's the holiday season. Some of us have families.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:25:22 2014 No.12858925 >>12858824 The lilim/paladin story

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:26:08 2014 No.12858928 >>12858904 Ironically liked it, sure.

>>	Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Wed Dec 31 22:26:31 2014 No.12858931 >>12858785 I have to do the smut first! Smut precedes tiny finger-nibbling undead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:26:52 2014 No.12858934 File: 114 KB, 375x467, 1414793413075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858919 Apparently some group on /v/ is developing a platformer with a Succubus as the main character. I don't remember its name, or who they were though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:27:26 2014 No.12858937 File: 240 KB, 800x1000, Zoanthrope.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858919 > Not a Zoanthrope The problem is the stuff you want is largely untranslated. Vanadis, for example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:27:29 2014 No.12858938 >>12858931 >smut No. Be different from the others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:27:55 2014 No.12858940 >>12858922 >1,000 words That's not even a short story. That's just like, a concept or outline. Or flash fiction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:28:26 2014 No.12858941 >>12858934 >Succubus MC And what, pray tell, is the plot of this platformer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:29:57 2014 No.12858947 >>12858938 He's cockteased us for 17 chapters, anon. One can only edge for so long. >>12858940 Depends what you mean by 'short story'. If it's just a fapfic, 1000 words is probably fine if they only spend a paragraph getting to the sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:30:41 2014 No.12858950 >>12858947 >for so long Come back and bitch after you've done it for over 7 hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:30:51 2014 No.12858951 >>12858947 1,000 words for a fapfic seems so short. Then again I seem to hit 6k-10k just for smut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:31:05 2014 No.12858953 Hypothetical question: If a portal opened and chucked out an alternate universe version of you that was both female, and a monstergirl a. What would she be? b. Would you bone her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:31:09 2014 No.12858954 File: 117 KB, 837x666, 1414796967472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858941 No idea, I don't even know if this 3D platformer will see the light of day. It has nice concept art though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:31:32 2014 No.12858957 >>12858950 I've been edging for six months now, anon. Don't deny me this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:32:15 2014 No.12858959 >>12858953 Nah man, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:32:29 2014 No.12858960 >>12858957 >six months straight Bull shit. You cheated and blew your load multiple times.

>>	Gauf Wed Dec 31 22:32:41 2014 No.12858961 >>12858951 >mfw my first story was only 2k words >mfw my longest story so far is only 7k y-you too...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:33:09 2014 No.12858967 >>12858954 Going off of the concept art, seems to be directly inspired by Shantae, thought a 3D platformer sounds rough

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:35:30 2014 No.12858976 File: 216 KB, 1000x857, Fia before she was Fia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Speaking of old Ushi art that will never get finished...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:36:13 2014 No.12858981 >>12858967 It's likely it will never see the light of day, and will be prematurely aborted in a back alley and buried like the baby of a yandere when the mothter finds out it's a girl.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Wed Dec 31 22:36:39 2014 No.12858983

>>12858938
Huh, well, it is a branch of writing I've not gone into, and it would be easier for me. And if there's a sense that it would detract from the-

>>12858947
Well shit, I don't want to be responsible for this guy getting prostate cancer down the road.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:37:22 2014 No.12858987 >>12858981 Why would a yandere not want a girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:38:16 2014 No.12858991 >>12858981 Such is the fate of most projects and collaborations >>12858987 Competition

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:38:35 2014 No.12858995 >>12858987 because of the thought of another female in her husbando's life

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:39:07 2014 No.12858997 >>12858961 My first story was a CYOA that was like 4k words? Not terribly long. Then again when I write smut it tends to be involved with lots of orgasms and sticky messes everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:39:20 2014 No.12858998 >>12858991 >>12858995 Jesus that got dark fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:40:24 2014 No.12859004 >>12858998 >yandere >not being murderous in order to keep their idol PURE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:42:04 2014 No.12859010 >>12858998 What if she has a human son, and fears that he'll idolize her husbando to the extent he'll go Alp for him? >>12859004 That's yangire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:46:20 2014 No.12859018 >>12858868 Nigger are you me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:46:39 2014 No.12859019 >>12859010 I'm pretty sure it's within the set of yandere characteristics to kill in order to get/keep a lover, whether real or imagined. Yangire is just generally being murderously crazy behind a facade of sanity.

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:47:26 2014 No.12859026

>>12859010
I imagine her keeping him in an abandoned well, a basement or something to that effect; paying him daily visits when he gets older to fill her with semen before disappearing off. The entire time, she tells the kid that their father left him and that she's the only one who loves him so she'll have a contingency plan for when husbando A croaks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:48:21 2014 No.12859029 Just make your story as long as it takes to get your point/message across. Whether it turns out to be long or short shouldn't matter, as long as the efficiency of the language and the style you're using is good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:48:23 2014 No.12859030 >>12859026 this is really dark

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:48:44 2014 No.12859032 >>12859026 That's not even a yangire, or yandere. That's 3DPD.

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:49:14 2014 No.12859033

Anons, you backs are to the wall. Your enemies, be they monsters or the church are flooding in on your position and there is no doubt in your mind that one way or another this is your final stand.
What song is playing as you and your brothers in arms go down swinging?
For me, it's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_O6Kf7D79g

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:50:01 2014 No.12859037 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47904375&from_sid=1112152438 Crabs Sheep with a bonus

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:50:16 2014 No.12859038 >>12859033 *your GODDAMNIT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:51:03 2014 No.12859041 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDleI-vm7z4

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:52:04 2014 No.12859045 File: 1.21 MB, 2000x3500, smug ass dog with fia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858976

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:52:38 2014 No.12859051 >>12859037 That actually looks better than his previous stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:52:53 2014 No.12859052 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:54:05 2014 No.12859055 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TpNzX2jNOM

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:54:45 2014 No.12859056 >>12859037 How sheepish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:55:36 2014 No.12859061 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnaC0RgEPCw

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:55:56 2014 No.12859063 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCQuvbQnJ70

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:56:18 2014 No.12859066 File: 186 KB, 1265x794, 1420084578618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:56:36 2014 No.12859071 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0cxrA3dTv4

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:57:36 2014 No.12859074 >>12859066 Bye

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:58:53 2014 No.12859081 >>12859066 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:59:16 2014 No.12859085 >>12858837 >inb4 Spoonfeeding Here you go. http://www.3dcg-arts.net/search?mode=tags&word=%E9%AD%94%E7%89%A9%E5%A8%98%E5%9B%B3%E9%91%91

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:59:30 2014 No.12859087 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUhtXm-6zc

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 22:59:34 2014 No.12859089 >>12859066 I hope this is the last bait of 2014.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Dec 31 23:00:21 2014 No.12859095 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, LoenHellHound3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something something hope you have a wanderful new year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:01:33 2014 No.12859098 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8okzVnShqMw because koko is LOCO

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:01:55 2014 No.12859100 >>12859095 Happy New Year Hound! And Happy New Year Loen! Happy New Year everyone!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:02:53 2014 No.12859109 >>12859095 Still 4 hours until new years here...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:03:41 2014 No.12859115 >>12859085 Thank you. Still wonder how that stuff doesn't pop up on google. Anyway, now I just have to find a way to download them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:04:27 2014 No.12859123 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FcAp8SBDYo

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:04:47 2014 No.12859125 >>12859061 Good choice. Why does the OST have so many repeated tracks? 3 contains tracks from 1 and 2, and 4 contains tracks from the previous three.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:06:19 2014 No.12859136 >>12859109 You better not be the shitty part of the west coast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:06:35 2014 No.12859139 >>12859125 Because there's four different albums. Some might have songs the others don't, some might have songs another does. 4 is kind of like a "best of" from the soundtrack as a whole

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:06:59 2014 No.12859141 >>12859066 What? Oh, it's you again. So, did you manage to jumpstart that clown?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:07:17 2014 No.12859144 >>12859136 You mean California? No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:08:04 2014 No.12859149 >>12859141 Psst, that's not actually him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:08:19 2014 No.12859151 >>12859085 Dammit, I'm having a difficult time in getting proper screencaps of them without that shitty menu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:09:15 2014 No.12859158 >>12859151 You better not be using "print", like a pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:10:15 2014 No.12859164 >>12859061 My nigga. >>12859123 Blue Exorcist had a pretty good soundtrack despite being generic shounen fare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:10:41 2014 No.12859165 >>12859139 Fair enough. Godamn, the second half of "PSYCHO-FIELD" and "GUNDAM" are so good. I hear the soundtrack for Turn-A is pretty damn good too, if not better. I should get round to watching that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:11:17 2014 No.12859167 >>12859149 What? Are you certain? Is he a... SPY?! That is IMPOSSIBLE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:12:50 2014 No.12859179 File: 50 KB, 551x513, ItsProbablyLegal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859167 Shh..you can't trust anyone here..

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:14:32 2014 No.12859184

>>12859165
Same here. Still haven't got around to watching Turn A, especially since seeing how much memory it takes making a slight turn off
Mobile Armor, Capture, Desert, Mobile Suit, Unicorn, Angelo, and Full Frontal are the best of Unicorn's soundtrack

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:15:12 2014 No.12859186 >>12858897 >That was no story. That was a load of raw, unfiltered niggerism. ...I'm sorry, what? >>12858914 Some anon started writing about a bitch manticore and her daughteru, and then necromancy and liches and such then forgot about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:15:24 2014 No.12859188 File: 254 KB, 1200x1104, 1412776952564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859165 Have you listened to OST 4 yet? >>12859184 >No BANSHEE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:15:36 2014 No.12859189 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZ_Uyqbr4k

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:15:59 2014 No.12859190 >>12858904 Don't write more typically because /mgt/ is a fickle bunch of faggots that like to memetically hate things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:16:22 2014 No.12859194 >>12859179 I never trusted those fucking fake faggot cats They think they can just barge in and take over the place Well, NOT IN MY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:16:34 2014 No.12859195 >>12859188 >Banshee Hoo fuck, completely forgot about that Too bad the Banshee wasn't the greatest looking MS

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:16:40 2014 No.12859196 >>12859158 Educate my mongoloid self.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:17:05 2014 No.12859198 >>12859194 But anon, You were a faggot cat ALL ALONG!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:17:18 2014 No.12859201 >>12858953 What would she be? Something tsundere ish. Not the stupid bullshit anime tsundere, but a more insecure and sarcastic one. Would I fuck it? No. The only way I'd do that is if I were somehow not informed that she was a copy of myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:18:16 2014 No.12859204 >>12859196 (Assuming you're using windows) Windows key -> Type "Snipping tool" -> Marvel at the wonders of technology.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:18:34 2014 No.12859206 >>12859190 bob pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:19:25 2014 No.12859207 >>12859188 I have. Sternegesang is top tier. Favourite of the set, I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:20:00 2014 No.12859208 >>12859204 I'm using Chrome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:20:19 2014 No.12859210 File: 291 KB, 1920x1080, 1420086019057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859198

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:20:41 2014 No.12859212 >>12859206 I'm not Bob but nice try, tovarich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:20:54 2014 No.12859213 >>12858953 Probably a skeleton or something. I would bone her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:21:47 2014 No.12859214 >>12859210 D:

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:22:30 2014 No.12859216 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WmimwGnhk >>12859212 Bollocks pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:22:40 2014 No.12859217 >>12859212 I want to say you're bollocks, but every other time has been alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:22:49 2014 No.12859218 >>12859208 ...Right. I was kind of talking about your operating system.. This is why I quit IT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:24:08 2014 No.12859223 >>12859033 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgIfEJCWkOw Any of them, I love this soundtrack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:24:14 2014 No.12859224 >>12859217 And so the IRC guessing games continue. Why don't you keep it to the IRC so you know for sure?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:24:29 2014 No.12859225 >>12859208 Snipping Tool is a program, you crumpet-brain. It should come as standard on Win OSes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:25:10 2014 No.12859228 >>12859223 You're my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:25:57 2014 No.12859232 >>12859224 I don't use the IRC, you are the only two who respond since nega and bob are kill from the threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:26:24 2014 No.12859235 File: 139 KB, 785x876, Kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859204 That just does the same thing as printscreen paste, if more obnoxiously. It doesn't remove the menu or something. I was expecting some moonrune button to export image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:27:33 2014 No.12859239 File: 32 KB, 179x164, Kraken me up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859223 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LKIsWOSHAY >>12859225 Well, this is an interesting development.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:27:38 2014 No.12859242 >>12859235 Alright, let me see if I can find the link, I'll have a go myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:28:59 2014 No.12859248 >>12859239 >no beak While that's a plus it look like an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:29:20 2014 No.12859249 >>12859232 I am no one else but >>12859224. I don't use the IRC either but that's probably for the best because of the whiffs of autism we get in these threads.

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:30:22 2014 No.12859255

>>12859235
I think the viewer lets you do that, I haven't looked at how to do it myself.

However I am looking up how exactly to rip the models, which seems like it should be easy but no one has made a complete script for it yet, and I don't want to dabble in that shit.

They seem to have the models on other websites as well, so maybe there's something that can rip from them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:31:30 2014 No.12859260 >>12859239 that's a very nice butthole you've got there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:31:43 2014 No.12859262 >>12859249 More or less the same reason for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:32:39 2014 No.12859265 File: 393 KB, 562x599, 3D Kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Ara ara boya~"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:32:41 2014 No.12859266 >>12859262 >>12859249 Ditto.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:32:42 2014 No.12859267 >>12858651 this reeks of fyad. im glad those retards on twatter colon crumpled your clique.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:33:07 2014 No.12859270 >>12859255 Yeah, if it's 3DCG as in Custom Girl, which it looks like, there should be a fan patch for the model assets or something, but finding those without at least some starter links would be hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:33:51 2014 No.12859272 >>12859265 >speaking to her captured husbando in bad but sexy engrish

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:34:50 2014 No.12859274 >>12859216 >>12859217 Harasho, Tovarich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:35:09 2014 No.12859276 >>12859270 No, it's not, unfortunately. We have to do some dirty work to get the whole model ripped with textures, and then compile it ourselves, at least for 3DCG-arts.net.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:36:09 2014 No.12859279 >>12859274 Are you playing MGR right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:36:34 2014 No.12859281 >>12859255 >>12859276 Yeah, and I sure as hell won't make a script from scratch at this hour with my alcohol levels.. Also, Pixiv API lol

Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:38:18 2014 No.12859291

>>12859276
And also, here's sandworm. https://sketchfab.com/models/9c659ca5d6bd465aa2f1f068762cc219

Need to look up if someone has made a ripper for that site.

And sand lamia. http://3d.nicovideo.jp/works/td1455

Now that site probably has some more people who want to rip. I'll look into that as well, but please anyone if you could too. I have real life business to tend to right now.

>>12859281
>Pixiv
Don't remind me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:38:25 2014 No.12859292 >>12859276 Yeah, spotted it's Maya and such after the fact. I blame having it on fullscreen and not seeing the program tag. At least transferable into 3D Custom Girl was the train of thought I had, but yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:40:09 2014 No.12859300 >>12859292 >Maya Ah fuck me..

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:40:51 2014 No.12859302 By the way I'm seeking to RIP these models so I can use them in unity to create some sort of VR experience for the DK2. I'm that anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:41:24 2014 No.12859305 >>12858564 d-do you have a pixiv?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:42:02 2014 No.12859307 >>12859095 Hell yes fluffy rape

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:43:06 2014 No.12859312 >>12859302 Well, bless your heart anon, I would've just made something dumb in Unity..

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:44:13 2014 No.12859316 >>12859279 No. I'm not. I don't have any reason to be doing anything outside of drinking and wallowing in pathetic self loathing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:46:19 2014 No.12859327 >http://www.3dcg-arts.net/arts/858?via_fave=13 >http://www.3dcg-arts.net/arts/2916?via_like=2568 >http://www.3dcg-arts.net/arts/2964?via_like=2638 I like this guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:52:41 2014 No.12859357 Fucking MONACA, love their stuff. I'd totally have them do something for a MG themed game/animation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:54:01 2014 No.12859363 >>12859327 Shit nigga, that's good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:54:14 2014 No.12859364 File: 156 KB, 484x536, wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to lick her tummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:56:52 2014 No.12859374 >>12859223 It reminds me of Berserk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 31 23:59:04 2014 No.12859385 See you guys next year

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:00:28 2015 No.12859392 >>12859364 I want to explain my favorite movies/games to a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:00:43 2015 No.12859396 File: 181 KB, 520x744, 1402501821547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy new years, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:01:12 2015 No.12859398 Happy Near Year From Beast Coast

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:01:47 2015 No.12859401 >>12859364 Who wouldn't want to? Also worth noting that Wurms' human skin is incredibly sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:01:55 2015 No.12859405 >>12859392 Might not wanna start with stuff like Evil Within. Still not a 100% clear on what the fuck that was..

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu Jan 1 00:03:06 2015 No.12859412 File: 378 KB, 600x800, B6OtE3tCIAAzq8z.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to bully in the new year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:03:45 2015 No.12859417 >>12859396 One more hour of funposting in the radio threads to go here!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:06:40 2015 No.12859428 File: 55 KB, 291x181, 1416006014623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy new year, /mgg/!

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Thu Jan 1 00:07:35 2015 No.12859433

Welp, I didn't finish my first story before 2015. Came close, though. I figure I'll finish it smutless, as one anon suggested, and then I might have after-stories as they come to me, detailing certain aspects of their lives, some of which might be less than smutless.

I've got most of the plot outlined for the paladin already, though, and the skeletons of the cast. I should be able to get that started well before the end of January. I imagine that I'll have outlines and girls for archmage well before I get done with paladin, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:08:32 2015 No.12859438 >>12859357 >OST is out in March. http://youtu.be/IhjWJcZr48k?t=15m45s http://youtu.be/ztdK8drRiDo?t=16m29s http://youtu.be/S5W724_sR4I?t=16m37s

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:08:43 2015 No.12859439
File: 680 KB, 620x877, VEsF8ot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12859405
I just watched blade runner: good version.
Explaining that would be an adventure.

>Hey, what's a replicant?
artificial humans, like robots, who look like humans
>why do they make replicants so realistic?
because they need to do all the tasks a human can.
>Why are some more talkative than others?
because they were designed to emulate humans closely.
>are you a replicant?
no.
>It's okay, I'll still love you if you are, and I'll protect your from the beyblade runners!
I'm not a replicant, but thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:08:48 2015 No.12859440 >>12859265 kraken a best Fucking Greeks keep on trying to unleash her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:10:49 2015 No.12859449 >>12859439 Dawww.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:11:02 2015 No.12859450 >>12859439 >beyblade runners! Dammit Wurm, my sodium levels are going out of control here..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:11:17 2015 No.12859452 >>12859439 >Beyblade Runners This made me grin way more than it should've.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:11:52 2015 No.12859453 >>12859439 >It's okay, I'll still love you if you are, and I'll protect your from the beyblade runners! Hnnnng

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:12:22 2015 No.12859461 >>12859433 I look forward to the point in time you finall decide to do smut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:12:29 2015 No.12859462 >>12859412 Hound this maybe the champagne talking but you are one of my favorite people on the internet. Just felt like telling you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:12:35 2015 No.12859464 >>12859439 >It's okay, I'll still love you if you are, and I'll protect your from the beyblade runners! My HEART

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:12:52 2015 No.12859465 >>12859439 And yet there are people who hate wurms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:14:29 2015 No.12859469 >>12859452 Made me think of this. http://i.nahraj.to/f/wDz.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:14:55 2015 No.12859470 >>12859439 Well fuck, now I have to edit something for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:15:58 2015 No.12859475 >>12859469 That's pretty spot-on, although they forgot the banshee noises JAV pornstars make.

>>	thegreens Thu Jan 1 00:18:36 2015 No.12859486 >>12859439 >I write a stupid 10 line story about wurms >gets more responses than any of my pastebin stories I GUESS IT'S A THING NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:21:31 2015 No.12859496 >>12859208 Pretty sure using Chrome doesn't change your keyboard...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:21:54 2015 No.12859498 >>12859486 Cause more people read and comment on greentext than follow a pastebin link

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:22:47 2015 No.12859506 So is everybody out for New Year's right now? Thread's pretty dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:24:35 2015 No.12859510 I need that Yeti biology shit for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:24:41 2015 No.12859512 >>12859506 >57 IPs I believe so. Let's at least reach the bump limit though.

>>	thegreens Thu Jan 1 00:25:12 2015 No.12859514 >>12859498 I think the real explanation is that wurms are the meaning of life, and shall be heralded as the modern incarnation of Christ. Or maybe just given headpats I dunno

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:25:16 2015 No.12859515 >>12859506 Either at a party or too drunk to contribute I'm the latter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:25:29 2015 No.12859516 >>12859506 I can see no better way to spend my new years than with you guys.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:26:19 2015 No.12859524

>>12859439
>...So he finds out that the value of the coin isn't increasing, like Medio said, it's decreasing because of the silver content going down.
"So the Meido lied?"
>Yep. And they lied because in reality, they wanted to... uh, uhm. Hmm.
"Anon, what's wrong? Are you hungry?"
>What? No, I'm just trying to remember how it all went. Uhh...
"Maybe the Meido lied about the value increasing so they could trick people into buying the coins off of them for a higher price?"
>Huh?
"And then they could buy even more cookies than normal!"
>That's more like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:35:42 2015 No.12859541 >>12859515 You're never too drunk but maybe less coherent than you want to be. You can always throw it to the wall and see what sticks. >>12859516 I reciprocate the feeling. I don't know what I would do with out you fags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:36:11 2015 No.12859543 File: 73 KB, 332x500, BeybladeRunner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859439 That may be the fastest job I ever done..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:37:32 2015 No.12859547 >>12859541 yeah but when I'm drunk I tend to say things i regret, even on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:37:53 2015 No.12859548 >>12859543 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:38:29 2015 No.12859553 >>12859541 When I get drunk, I become more passive

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:39:29 2015 No.12859559 >>12859548 Nah, way to rushed, but I had to get it out while there's still some steam in the joke..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:40:59 2015 No.12859563 What are you drinking for the new year, mgt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:41:50 2015 No.12859570 >>12859563 Scotch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:42:18 2015 No.12859572 >>12859563 Home-made soup. Hate being sick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:42:33 2015 No.12859574 >>12859563 Kraken and coke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:42:45 2015 No.12859576 >>12859563 Water

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:43:00 2015 No.12859577 >>12859563 tequila

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:43:19 2015 No.12859578 File: 126 KB, 174x192, 1419624329538.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Power Lich daughteru. A certain number of Power Lich Daughterus...

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:43:52 2015 No.12859581

>>12859524 >>12859543
>>12859439

Let's teach wurm english.

Okay wurm, here's out alphabetical chart. Hold on to that, you'll need it. So, let's start simple. How you you spell "george" wurm?
>Joughrj
I'm sorry wurm, that's not right.
>But you told me j made the "juh" sound?
it's "g" here wurm.
>Why is it g? you said g made an "ihg" sound.
It usually does, but not here. You'll pick up on this in time. Where did you get the ough from?
>When we spelled "dough" we replaced the "oh" sound with "ough".
Well wurm, I'm afraid that's not quite right either..
>Is it Geaurg then?
Where did the eau come from?
>From when we spelled "plateau"
The correct way is "george" wurm.
>...
...
>I hate english
me too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:45:03 2015 No.12859587 >>12859578 What makes a Lich a Power Lich? I don't think I'm understanding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:45:18 2015 No.12859588 >>12859581 Teach her a language that actually makes sense. Like binary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:45:32 2015 No.12859589 >Say no to Panda cuddles >Takes your opium pipes and breaks it across your face. >Never say no to Panda

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:47:11 2015 No.12859594 >>12859588 Or Latin. It the most structured language in existence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:47:13 2015 No.12859595 >>12859588 Fuck that, teach her Moon, get her a machine translator so the kanji actually make sense and we'll turn her into a single-minded VN translating machine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:48:01 2015 No.12859597 >>12859588 If we're gonna go for something easy, why not HTML? Let's see if that rustles any feathers here >>12859581 I can't deal with all this cuteness..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:48:01 2015 No.12859598 >>12859588 I don't know how that's going to work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:49:20 2015 No.12859605 >>12859587 A Lich with more power. Either that or they're motivated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:49:28 2015 No.12859606 >>12859581 Can we summon a drawfag to create an image of a pouting wurm, frustrated over her english lessons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:51:45 2015 No.12859616 >>12859563 Water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:55:25 2015 No.12859626 >>12859606 Good luck with that. If we had a drawfag interested in that we would have already gotten a pouting wurm by now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:56:15 2015 No.12859627 To live is human. To serve is divine. Which MG would you serve with all your heart and all your soul?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:57:52 2015 No.12859632 Yandere machine ver.2 NEW FEATURES NOW WITH 75% LESS TYPOS OPTIONAL SCENARIO WRITER MODE CHOOSE A GIRL TO YANDERIFY* NOW! *Machine is not responsible for the authors shitty writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:58:09 2015 No.12859634 >>12859626 i guess it's time to learn photoshop

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:58:34 2015 No.12859636 File: 359 KB, 905x1280, 1419202018706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859627 Spidercow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:58:37 2015 No.12859637 >>12859627 A benevolent slime girl. She would ask me to lick her feet and then I would proceed to lick her all over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:59:16 2015 No.12859643 File: 72 KB, 600x565, 1419890456060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859632 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:59:16 2015 No.12859644 File: 1.05 MB, 689x889, 1420091956964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859632 Sandworm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 00:59:21 2015 No.12859646 >>12859627 Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:00:21 2015 No.12859650 Happy New Year you fagots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:00:28 2015 No.12859651 >>12859632 Anubis

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:00:31 2015 No.12859652 >>12859632 >NullPointerException. >Variable "Writer" could not be found.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:00:56 2015 No.12859653 >>12859646 Have you had your requisite glass of milk today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:01:32 2015 No.12859657 >>12859636 Touch the cow Or she'll touch you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:04:05 2015 No.12859663 >>12859632 Baphomet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:05:28 2015 No.12859665 >>12859632 Mystery Box Mimic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:06:01 2015 No.12859666 >>12859632 Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:06:57 2015 No.12859672 >>12859653 I have now. first one of the new year, 364 more where that came from. At least I wish they all came from the same place, two places technically.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:13:52 2015 No.12859691 >>12859651 I would also like to see a Yandere Anubis. >>12859632

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:15:14 2015 No.12859696 >>12859657 Is cuddling ok too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:17:30 2015 No.12859705 >>12859696 Only between bouts of pelvisceration.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:22:20 2015 No.12859721 Wait I just noticed something. no gamer gazer. Huh. Why do I feel empty?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:23:49 2015 No.12859727 >>12859721 Because you're so used to it showing up each new thread that when it doesn't it feels like something is incomplete

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:23:52 2015 No.12859728 >>12859721 I know right? It's not a new thread without it. Even though I agree with some ppl that the quality slipped

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:24:58 2015 No.12859732 File: 1.51 MB, 1900x1080, Snowhound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859095 She looks pretty neat inverted. The question becomes whether she's from the 9th circle of Hell, the alpha ala Fenrir, and/or a shiny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:26:32 2015 No.12859736 >>12859728 Meh. Quality has been about the same as the beginning. It has been refreshing that it's only been at the start of every thread. We can't keep holding the author to that standard though especially to post on a holiday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:26:39 2015 No.12859737 >>12859732 ..I'd tap that. With my snow shovel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:27:32 2015 No.12859746 >>12859732 That actually looks pretty awesome inverted. Would build snowmen and have snowball fights with

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:27:53 2015 No.12859750 >>12859732 She still needs black sclera.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:27:54 2015 No.12859751 >>12859736 >We can't keep holding the author to that standard though especially to post on a holiday. Agreed, and I do miss it. I suppose we'll make do without it for now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:28:05 2015 No.12859753 >>12859732 Those are actually very pleasing colors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:28:21 2015 No.12859754 >>12859732 When hell froze over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:31:48 2015 No.12859762 >>12859632 wight

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:32:39 2015 No.12859768 >>12859543 gotta love wurm making a sex face in the most unfitting of times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:34:57 2015 No.12859781 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, Snowhoundv2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859750

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:35:28 2015 No.12859784

while I'm totally drunk and uninhibited I got to admit something
I'm both a a HFY 40k fag and into the waifu aspect of mge verse
I constantly switch between these two world views
its like two sides of me in constant conflict
one side wants to fight off the mgs off and the other side wants to to cuddle and hold hands and do other lovey dovey stuff with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:35:33 2015 No.12859785 >>12859768 Sex face is always appropriate. Yes, christmas dinner was rather weird, stop asking..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:36:31 2015 No.12859793 File: 812 KB, 4000x5000, Cute daemons doing cute things.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859784 Join Chaos and do both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:38:40 2015 No.12859804 Before I forget, I made an album for all the shitty edits I've been doing. http://imgur.com/a/1swgR You know, in case you needed more garbage on your hard disk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:40:02 2015 No.12859815 >>12859781 Splendid. I never knew baby blue irises in black sclera would so good.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:40:29 2015 No.12859817

>>12859785
let's make a list of places wurm recommend you use your sex face.
As a waiter.
As an employee at chuck-e-cheese.
As a police officer, on and off duty.
As a teacher.
When taking family photographs.
When confessing your love.
When taking the dog for a walk.
When getting a prostate exam.
When getting your breasts checked.
When undergoing chemotherapy.
When robbing a bank.
At thanksgiving dinner.
While changing diapers.
When serving as an army translator.

But NEVER while having sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:41:36 2015 No.12859823 >>12859784 As long as you don't post your HFY 40k bullshit then you have no complaints from me. If you do then you should reconsider keeping it to yourself. It's just unnecessary friction that you're putting out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:42:12 2015 No.12859825 >>12859804 You've had a lot of time on your hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:43:08 2015 No.12859830 >>12859825 Yeah, masturbating doesn't do it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:44:07 2015 No.12859834 >>12859804 MAGNIFICENT. 1320/-24 ALL OF MY KEKS TAKE THEM. requesting dramatic screenshots of blade runner edited to be wurm runner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:44:16 2015 No.12859835 >>12859817 That's super legit. Would not recommend -my therapist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:44:18 2015 No.12859836 >>12859784 >>12859823 I'll be honest I want to fight the monsters and lose then be forced to submit as a prisoner of war. I guess that makes me weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:45:04 2015 No.12859843 >>12859804 This is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:46:00 2015 No.12859848 >>12859834 Wait...you actually WANT me to make more garbage. then again, I am the Santa of stupid bullshit. >>12859843 Oh yeah, if this was my day job, I'd fire myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:46:41 2015 No.12859850 >>12859836 Sounds like a pretty femdom fantasy. If you write it down I'm sure you will find some acceptance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:48:03 2015 No.12859855 >New year's day. >Hungover from previous night. >Polt demands run. >Kobold booty a good resolution to chase.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:48:14 2015 No.12859856 >>12859848 >Wait...you actually WANT me to make more garbage. If I had photoshop I'd do it myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:49:21 2015 No.12859858 >>12859855 >Having to make a resolution to chase after polt's ass Fucking casual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:50:35 2015 No.12859864 >>12859856 Well, just use GIMP, doesn't have that many brushes, but it gets the job done. You know, like a 10$ prostitute.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:51:46 2015 No.12859867
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>>12859864
I've never seen a $10 prostitute

>You'll never be used and milked by a Manticore until she's satisified, only to have her throw some money on your manticore tailjuice-covered body and walk off

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:53:31 2015 No.12859869 >>12859867 That's basicly a normal workday for me... Except less semen, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:54:20 2015 No.12859871 >>12859867 ...I'm okay thanks. I have no interest in contracting manticore STD's. Good thing police-kun exists. >>12859864 what do I get for a 20?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:55:08 2015 No.12859876 >>12859871 >manticore STD's Yeah, tail-stinkitis sure is going to bother a human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:56:09 2015 No.12859880 >>12859871 That hooker named Adobe does not even get out of bed for a 20.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:56:33 2015 No.12859881 >>12859871 >>12859876 >manticore STD's MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:58:06 2015 No.12859887 >>12859871 >Manticore STDs That's just her venom that causes your balls to swell to the size of oranges and produce a litre of cum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:58:45 2015 No.12859889 >>12859880 oh cocks I fucked up the reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIEUflY6YI >>12859887 I'M OKAY THANKS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 01:59:52 2015 No.12859892 >>12859632 Jinko

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:00:15 2015 No.12859894

>>12859644
......Loading attentionwhoring.exe
......Loading Yandere Machine

It was winter. Winter in the desert. You laughed at yourself. Just to think 6 months ago, you were complaining about the fucking parking fees. That fucking sleazy matango roommate infected the damn house so you left. You were absolutely sick of MGC. You would think that working in the city would earn you more money than working in the countryside. Yeah, you earned more money, but at the same time you had to spend a lot just for necessities like rent and food. You decided that city life wasn't worth having to stand all that bullshit for just a little more cash.

You moved back to your hometown. It wasn't a big suburb or town. But it wasn't hicksville either. It was the kind of town that just sorta... went on. Nothing changed just like the desert it was surrounded by. The same old shop, school and the same old everything. Constantly changing shape but still as a whole, the same. Just like the desert. But there was a sort of comfort in the constant flow of sand, always moving yet never changing.

You met a sandworm on the job. She would always avoid your face and would always keep her head down. She seemed very reluctant to talk to anyone and barely interacted with anyone at all. The silent girl who barely spoke a word. She seemed lonely so you decided to try to be friends with her. She reminded of your past self. After all she would have wanted someone to talk to. You began to socialize with her more and more. At first she would just nod her head and seemed almost anxious to finish the conversation. But as time went on you and the sandworm were talking to each other every day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:00:33 2015 No.12859896 >you will never be a prostitute in MGC >you will never eventually have your neck snapped by one of your 'clients' Life is pretty good, actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:00:39 2015 No.12859897 >>12859887 for how long?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:00:40 2015 No.12859898 >>12859632 Goblin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:01:10 2015 No.12859901 >>12859889 Ah damnit, I should've caught that one. I must be getting old.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:01:41 2015 No.12859904

>>12859836
they are two separate things for me though
I want to submit to an authoritarian authority where I maintain my chastity humanity's independence and dominance
but I also want to submit to the joys of having a monster girl wife , to cuddle and make love with and raise a happy and loving family of monster daughterus with,
these two desires are in irreconcilable conflict with each other.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:04:09 2015 No.12859918

>>12859897
It takes roughly two weeks of constant envenoment to reach that size, and about the same before they return to normal.

However, the 'shrinkage,' as it were, can be uncomfortable and often people elect to keep on a dose, much to a manticore's delight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:04:11 2015 No.12859919 >>12859894 ...bad end incoming?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:05:12 2015 No.12859921 File: 29 KB, 725x172, Yandere Apophis love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859896 >A yandere will never take you into her own home and feed, and clothe you, all under the condition you never leave her sight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:05:52 2015 No.12859926 >>12859918 OH BOY LET'S TALK ABOUT MG DRUGS because requiem for a dream:MG edition is something we all want to see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:06:20 2015 No.12859927 >>12859918 >addicted to Manticore venom to avoid the pain Yeah fuck all that. I have to keep my running up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:06:39 2015 No.12859928 >>12859919 I don't know what you expected form the yandere machine. That thing was probably written in Java..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:06:54 2015 No.12859930 >>12859921 I don't want to be controlled like that. Sorry. Clingy is one thing, insane is another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:07:53 2015 No.12859933 >>12859930 your mouth may say that but im sure your body will be honest

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:08:09 2015 No.12859935 >>12859926 If I lose my arm because of a Monster Girl then I will find them personally responsible.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:09:11 2015 No.12859940

>>12859926
what's requiem for a dream?

>>12859927
Have you ever shot a really big load? Now imagine what cumming a litre feels like. It'd be an orgasm that would last at least a solid minute, if not longer. Just pumping and pumping away as the manticore moans lewdly while drinking down every drop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:09:21 2015 No.12859941 >>12859933 So you'll say I'll get an erection? I don't remember my brain being located in my penis. Just because muh dick is pleased doesn't mean it's what I really want to happen. >>12859935 or get thrown in prison.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:11:07 2015 No.12859948 >>12859941 If I have to do the long duty in prison then it would only sharpen my vengeance. >inb4 edgy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:11:08 2015 No.12859949 >>12859940 It sounds great for the moment, but long term, no thank you I want to be able to run a 13 minute 2 mile

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:12:36 2015 No.12859955 >>12859940 >what's requiem for a dream? A really depressing movie about heroin addicts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:13:19 2015 No.12859957 File: 293 KB, 1000x1349, 6843859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon, want to head to the bath house with me?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:13:26 2015 No.12859959 >>12859632 Kitsune! Because I'm boring like that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:16:13 2015 No.12859969 >>12859948 shawshank redemption:mg edition. >>12859940 It's like D.A.R.E. if it was a movie and actually did it's job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:17:47 2015 No.12859976 >>12859957 Mam, I am flattered by your offer, but I must deny for two reasons: A) I have a 5 1/2 inch penis B) I am impressively socially awkward and would only fuck the experience up in some way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:18:40 2015 No.12859979 File: 171 KB, 947x891, 1415710068490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859465 Only two kinds of people don't hate retards, those with a messiah complex and the overly empathetic. MFW you won't see what I did there.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:19:22 2015 No.12859984
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Uh-Oh!

A mad scientist is attempting to kidnap young monster girls and keep them on his flying fortress to test his new serum on them.
The serum can turn monster girls back into the feral monsters they once were.

And your waifu is among the many girls kidnapped in his quest for world conquest.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:19:33 2015 No.12859986 >>12859976 What does having an average sized penis have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:20:16 2015 No.12859988 >>12859976 >A) I have a 5 1/2 inch penis What does that have to do with anything? That's solidly average. Unlike me, I'm 4 and 1/2, so I will never, ever, have a MG want me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:20:50 2015 No.12859991 >>12859979 >messiah complex >overly empathetic. so they either think they're great or are retarded themselves? Classy.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:20:52 2015 No.12859993

>>12859969
>It's like D.A.R.E. if it was a movie and actually did it's job.
I used to do heroin, and that movie affected me. It really shows the horror of addiction and makes you not want to go near drugs. If MG venom is as bad as some real life drugs, that would be a good argument for going full paladin and getting your purge on.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:20:56 2015 No.12859994

>>12859976
This is why MGs are great. There's no mindgames. with a human you'd be all confused thinking,
>Fuck does she like me, doesn't she
>Should I make a move here or not?
>Bath, what does it mean?
Where to a monstergirl, it means that she literally wants to go to the bath house with you, nothing more. If she wanted to fuck she'd have raped you then and there. Not to say that the idea of fucking you won't cross her mind while you're in the bath. So, in short, Can you bathe? That's all you need.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:21:21 2015 No.12859996 >>12859984 Go on a probably extremely long adventure that will be wrought with many boss fights and a lot of bloodshed to save my waifu, no matter the cost

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:21:23 2015 No.12859997 >>12859563 Sangria and vodka.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:21:41 2015 No.12860000 >>12859988 >Implying MGs give a damn. Also, MAMONO MANA...I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:22:11 2015 No.12860003 >>12859984 call the police

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:22:18 2015 No.12860004 >>12859988 You can produce semen. That makes you good enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:22:50 2015 No.12860005 >>12859984 Wait till the wanker tries it on a ushi-oni, laugh when his flying fortress explodes and rains blood and monstergirls. Find my waifu in the mess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:23:05 2015 No.12860009 >>12859984 Go on a quest to rescue her of course, and put an end to the mad scientist. Bad end, kill her in self defense cause she is now a gigantic monster trying to eat me.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:23:06 2015 No.12860010

>>12859986
>>12859988
under average and generally unimpressive. Maybe not pitiful but there are far greener pastures out there.
>>12859994
I'm all for it except for the rape part. Dunno why people find getting raped attractive. Femdom? assertiveness? Bluntness? dunno, but I do know it's not my thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:23:14 2015 No.12860011 >>12860000 way to waste that penta

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:24:31 2015 No.12860015 >>12859988 I believe MGs even have penile size preferences. They could just shotafiy you too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:25:33 2015 No.12860020 >>12860010 5 1/2 is actually spot on for average. It is average amongst average.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:26:41 2015 No.12860024 >>12860011 It's what I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:26:45 2015 No.12860025 >>12859991 You didn't see it.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:26:55 2015 No.12860026

>>12859894
Her whole demeanor changed. She changed from a gloomy looking quiet girl to a bright vibrant happy person. She was almost visibly ecstatic around you though. SO much that the employees teased you two saying that you and her "were like boyfriend and girlfriend.". You laughed at their jokes. But the sandworm she blushed every time they said that and placed her head on to your chest hiding her face from the embarrassment.

The 2 of you became very good friends. You and her would occasionally meet at your house (She always insisted that she meet at your house.) and talk about every thing from bitching about work to the recent tax hike.

But she became weirder and weirder as time went on. At first she would sometimes zone out but she would now drool while staring at you. She would always sit closer to you every talked until she was practically next to you. She sometimes breathed very shallow while she was in your room. But you weren't worried. She was a bit weird but when you were like her, you were a bit weird too so you excused her actions as social ignorance. She would always go upstairs to the bathroom in your room even when there was a bathroom on the first floor.

While she was happier, you were getting more and more depressed. Every girl you were trying to seemed willing at first but either just abandoned you or just .... disappeared. Most of the coworkers at your job began to leave to....... somewhere. You were rapidly losing money. Your clothes disappeared every 2 weeks and every contact on your phone somehow got erased. You would get creepy ass messages with long letter of adoration and love about 5 pages long everyday.

>>12860011
DUBS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:28:51 2015 No.12860031 >>12860025 akay >>12860020 Well then that just makes me boring. >>12860026 Time to call the police and ditch da bitch.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:32:22 2015 No.12860037

>>12860031
Your dick should never be the determinant of whether or not you're boring. Your personality makes you interesting or boring. Remember that the depth of a usual vagina is four inches. If you go balls deep you're still stretching her out. You're better off than you think you are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:32:26 2015 No.12860038 >>12859993 Fairly certain mg dragggs would be far worse than our conventional drugs.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:33:10 2015 No.12860040

>>12860009
>You will never enter the massive lab as the fortress slowly returns to the earth's surface
>You will never see a large glass container, and through the murky and dark water, you can make out the face of your waifu, sleeping
>You will never tap on it, yelling to your waifu that you're going to rescue her
>She will never wake up suddenly, then violently burst out of the tube, nearly slicing you apart, only to reveal her new an terrible form
>You will never gaze upon her in fear
>She will never go berzerk in fury, screeching something about how she is only a monster now
>You will never parry her merciless attacks while trying to explain to her that you still love her
>You will never realize that during one of your blocks, you knock down a random electrical tower which lands on and electrocutes your waifu
>You will never rush to her aid
>She will never meekly open her eyes, staring deep into yours, begging you to kill her.

I cant continue with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:33:26 2015 No.12860041 >>12860037 dawww ;) now I just need to get some real friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:35:12 2015 No.12860052 >>12859984 It doesn't matter, so long as I kill him and destroy his research.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:36:23 2015 No.12860056 >>12860040 Jackie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:36:50 2015 No.12860058 >>12860052 Loftier goals than I. I would be satisfied with just rescuing my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:36:54 2015 No.12860059 >>12860052 >Kill him and destroy his research >Not destroying his research right in front of him, marvelling in his tears, before allowing some very angry and upset Ushi Oni's rape him to death It's like you don't know how to revenge

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:37:52 2015 No.12860062 >>12859984 Let the Crow Harpies have him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:37:57 2015 No.12860064 >>12859984 Heloborne assault with International Counter Terrorism unit. No baddie that even LOOKS over the age of 18 is getting out alive

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:38:05 2015 No.12860066 >>12860037 Girth is the real thing. Unfortunately I've got a narrow dick as well, only about the width of my pointer and middle figure. Most girls like dicks that are about that width + half a ring finger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:39:14 2015 No.12860070 >>12860056 Sorry, not him/her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:39:24 2015 No.12860071 >>12860066 consider yourself lucky internet denizen, for I am even less endowed than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:39:51 2015 No.12860073 >>12860040 But you must. Even if it's painful, we must endure it, not avoid it. By doing so, we can then be healed, and love our waifus even more strongly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:41:20 2015 No.12860078 >>12860059 It doesn't matter, as long as his stupidity can never be repeated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:41:25 2015 No.12860079 >>12860066 That's not too bad. If you're with a size queen then they probably aren't right for you. Find a girl with a smaller vagina to have sex with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:41:31 2015 No.12860080 >caring about your dick size What does it matter? It's not like anyone other ourselves will see it. Monstergirls will never even be physically real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:43:47 2015 No.12860087 >>12860080 Mamono mana will make your dick bigger anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:43:47 2015 No.12860088 >>12860080 >not caring about dick size You never know when a stray succubus will take your mana.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:43:59 2015 No.12860089 >>12859957 No thanks, the shirohebi already offered

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:47:44 2015 No.12860103 >>12860088 Hopefully I would be guarded against that simple fate. My waifu would imprint me better than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:49:31 2015 No.12860111 >>12860103 Your mana must be spent on the first succubus that will take it. From then on, life becomes easier.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:50:54 2015 No.12860113

>>12860088
And you never know when a time traveler will come out of nowhere to give you a Schrodinger cat as a present. But that still hasn't happened. Are you caring about whether or not you can take care of a Shrodinger cat if it were real one day? If yes then by that logic you would also be obligated to care about everything that was never in existence, in other words, fiction, which would be impossible for a human because there are infinite amounts of fictional things one can care about. Caring about a fraction of impossible things is practically useless, unless you're satisfying a fantasy, but caring about dick size isn't doing that, is it? Do you like making yourself suffer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:51:18 2015 No.12860114 >>12860111 You mean fuck her so hard our mana production organs are damaged beyond repair?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:52:02 2015 No.12860115 >>12860111 Then I would be spending most of the time avoiding succubutts. I will find my waifu before that happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:52:41 2015 No.12860117 >>12860114 They'll just repair them with magic. We'll be fucking, forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:52:56 2015 No.12860119 >>12860113 >3:00 a.m. and drunk as hell >Nigga do you really expect me to read?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:53:33 2015 No.12860122 File: 1.15 MB, 4855x3931, 1411111661837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860115 >avoiding succubutts You're saying no to this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:53:59 2015 No.12860124 File: 30 KB, 576x360, largeAnimePaperwallpapers_Hellsing_mindlesspuppet1.6__THISRES__88623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860113 I wouldn't mind if a time traveler gave me a shrodinger's cat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:54:21 2015 No.12860125 >>12860114 More like fuck her so hard you won't need them anymore. >>12860115 You're cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:55:04 2015 No.12860129 >>12860119 Get sober you sad fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:55:41 2015 No.12860132 >>12860124 >Schrodinger's catboy/girl >you won't know until you take off the pants I'm taking this risk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:57:00 2015 No.12860139 >>12860122 If it was just succubutts lying around then I think it would be easier than if they were actively seeking me. >>12860125 Thank you. I have a high opinion of my own appearance but it's nice to have a personality bias for it too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:57:01 2015 No.12860140 >>12860129 >you have to be sad to drink It's new years, what do you expect?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:57:58 2015 No.12860145

>>12860026
The sandworms happy face turned into something more twisted. She began coming close to you disregarding your personal space. She seemed like she was moving something underneath her pants whenever she was at your house when she thought you weren't looking. She was starting to get creepy. She didn't seem like she needed your help anymore and she was beginning to trigger alarm bells in your head. You decided to discreetly tell the boss that you quit and packed your bags. You went to your job to tell your boss that you were going to quit.
You were absent that day. You were in your house trying to contact that matango so you could move back to MGC. You decided to tell the boss you were leaving. You entered the store you worked in. SHIT. SHE was there. She was tending to her job. Then she noticed you. "Anon, where were you all day?... I was worried something happened to you!". You were trying to make up a half assed excuse to get her off your back and see the boss.

"ANON STOP LYING TO ME!" She said with frightening authority. She continued "AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? D-DID I NOT DO ANYTHING FOR YOU? AM I A BAD GIRLFRIEND?" Wait. Girlfriend? What the fuck? You didn't recall dating her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:58:01 2015 No.12860146 >>12860132 Schrodinger is a boy. There.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:58:05 2015 No.12860147 >>12860139 > I have a high opinion of my own appearance Narcissus please go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:58:28 2015 No.12860148 >>12860140 I expect everyone to be responsible individuals who abide by high morals. We can handle it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:58:32 2015 No.12860150 >>12859984 I have but one answer. >IHaveTheCureForCancer,_It'sNameIsTallgeese.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:59:32 2015 No.12860154 >>12859988 >tfw mine is at least 6 1/2 I suddenly feel really good about myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 02:59:54 2015 No.12860155 >>12860146 I know, but come on, that would've been more fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:00:07 2015 No.12860157 >>12860132 Cat things that are genderless until their naked form is observed. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:00:59 2015 No.12860164 Happy New Years, everyone in hippieland!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:01:23 2015 No.12860167 >>12860148 >not drinking on new years eve Alright, it's past your bedtime. Go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:01:28 2015 No.12860168 >>12860148 Insane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:02:29 2015 No.12860175 >>12860164 Sucks being at the tail end of the date line, but much obliged.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:02:36 2015 No.12860176 >>12860167 >>12860168 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:02:48 2015 No.12860178 >>12860148 I am quite responsibly drunk, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:02:54 2015 No.12860179 >>12860147 What? I can't hear you over my own reflection in the mirror.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:03:50 2015 No.12860182 >>12860167 But anon, what if I ran out of alcohol!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:03:53 2015 No.12860183 >>12860179 Your reflection talks to you? >Narcissus & Doppler

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:03:53 2015 No.12860184 >>12860176 wut. People have been getting drunk for thousands of years on their end-of-year celebration. If you can't see why we're drinking, you're either too young or really socially disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:04:09 2015 No.12860186 File: 944 KB, 1128x1128, 3a9786cb4dfc7d5f0e177185dfb0c046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860164 Happy new years from Northern hippieland.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:04:54 2015 No.12860189 >>12860184 Not him, but I don't drink on New Year's either. Total abstainer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:05:02 2015 No.12860190 >>12860184 Fuck that noise, alcohol is not needed. Would purge from all of humanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:05:21 2015 No.12860191 I wished I had a monster girl beside me as I watched the fireworks this year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:05:53 2015 No.12860194 Happy New Year from the city of Starbucks and eternal rain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:05:55 2015 No.12860195 >>12860186 Nyanon get to work please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:06:03 2015 No.12860196 >>12860176 Mean drunks don't get any pussy. Is this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC52toizz8U

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:06:14 2015 No.12860197

>>12860189
> Total abstainer
so, like I said, really socially disconnected.

>>12860190
Someone else who doesn't know shit about historical alcohol.
It was the only way to get something clean to drink, and what do you know, people like getting drunk. People do fun things. Get off your high horse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:06:22 2015 No.12860198 >>12860186 >>12860164 >loud college students, counting down, and that stupid trumpet player outside of my apartment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:06:46 2015 No.12860199 >>12860190 >Would purge from all of humanity >Purging alcohol >PURGING ALCOHOL You and me are beyond enemies now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:06:56 2015 No.12860200 >>12860197 >socially disconnected My circle of friends doesn't require me to drink to prove my worth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:06:58 2015 No.12860205 >>12860183 What do you think I'm crazy or something? I merely talk to myself in the mirror and respond appropriately. It's like I'm talking to myself but I get a nice reply from someone beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:07:06 2015 No.12860206 >>12860190 Prohibition era style oni mobsters wouldn't let you rob us of our booze.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:07:59 2015 No.12860210 >>12860190 I hope you appreciate that not even the souls in hell would comprehend the suffering we would inflict upon you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:08:24 2015 No.12860214 >>12860200 >My circle of friends doesn't require me to drink to prove my worth. Well, you haven't gotten drunk with your friends, so yes, you're 'friends' with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:08:26 2015 No.12860215 >>12860195 Okay, okay. I've been procrastinating anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:08:32 2015 No.12860216 >>12860205 I repeat, Narcissus & Doppel. I wonder if having sex with a Doppel that takes your own form means you're gay and Alps you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:09:33 2015 No.12860220 >>12860214 But anon, you can't make me conform to your norms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:09:43 2015 No.12860222 >>12860206 Fucking blue oni beer baron with red enforcers Delicious

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:10:11 2015 No.12860224 [DELETED]

No fuck all of you, alcohol is a drug, and getting drunk is just falling for that shit. Don't tell me you would do heroine as well, because that's enjoyable, and some cultures in history have been doing similar things for a long time, but in reality it's not healthy. Stop lying to yourselves and partaking in all the stupid norms of society.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:10:15 2015 No.12860225 >>12860220 Don't have to. Enjoy being a cultural outcast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:10:36 2015 No.12860227 File: 390 KB, 750x1058, 1419846403383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860215 Procrastination is bad, you little cheesenugget.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:11:37 2015 No.12860229 >>12860225 Why do you need to justify yourself so badly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:12:32 2015 No.12860233 File: 2.20 MB, 1000x1000, look at him, look at him and laugh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860200 >straight edge

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:12:39 2015 No.12860234 [DELETED]

>>12860224
>alcohol is a drug
So are vitamins and a shitload of other stuff you put in your body.
>Don't tell me you would do heroine as well
Significantly more addictive and has a highly negative impact on overall body health, which alcohol does not.
>partaking in all the stupid norms of society.
Ah, I see. You're a social reject who thinks themselves 'better and different' because they have no friends and can't be part of the culture.
Alcohol ain't going anywhere. It's been here for ~15,000 years and it'll likely be here longer than that.

>>12860229
How am I justifying myself? You're the one who refuses to take part in our culture and trying to justify your own differentness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:12:46 2015 No.12860235 >>12860224 Enjoy experiencing only one state of consciousness your entire life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:13:24 2015 No.12860237 >>12860216 Selfcest is not gay. It just means that you better make sure your clone is understanding of taking it in the ass. Unless you're not into that. In which case you better know your role.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:14:19 2015 No.12860240 >>12860234 >trying to justify your own differentness Expect that I haven't said anything about why I don't drink. >How am I justifying yourself By giving reasons as to why you drink and why I should. We can stop now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:15:20 2015 No.12860242 >>12860237 >In which case you better know your role I'm utterly confused now. Whose butt does the D go in now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:15:24 2015 No.12860243 >>12860240 >Expect that I haven't said anything about why I don't drink. Not him, but you literally said >>12860220 and >>12860200 I'd say that consists of 'justifying yourself'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:15:33 2015 No.12860245 >>12860237 That is the primary dilemma with selfcest and clone sex. Neither of us wants to take it in the butt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:16:07 2015 No.12860249 >>12860242 All of them and none of them. I hope that clarifies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:16:10 2015 No.12860250 A thought occurred to me earlier. Thoughts, /mgt/? Shota --> Loli-Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:16:12 2015 No.12860251 >>12860224 This is weird. You're weird. I'm going to have a cigarette in about two minutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:16:22 2015 No.12860252 >>12860243 But neither of those is a reason as to why I drink. Both of them just affirm that I don't. Stop already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:17:00 2015 No.12860255 >>12860250 Of course! Shortstack stage 3 optional

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:17:10 2015 No.12860256 >>12860245 Then you just become good friends. Nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:17:23 2015 No.12860257 >>12860249 So it's just 69?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:17:23 2015 No.12860258 File: 96 KB, 500x333, 500pxPangolinTongueOut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sniff sniff someones posting outside a general on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:17:27 2015 No.12860259 >>12860250 No shota is awful. Loli is awesome

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:17:29 2015 No.12860260 >>12860252 >deviating from cultural and social norms >no justification You're weird.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:18:03 2015 No.12860262 [DELETED]

>>12860235
I'll do it, with science, because that's the shit I'm studying.

>>12860234
I don't need the crap that culture produces. I'm only interested in the path to an objectively better future in which humans aren't strongly affected by dumb beliefs and temporary stimuli.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:19:29 2015 No.12860266 File: 897 KB, 800x1000, 1392575363862.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860260 But I didn't say that, either. I have reasons, but I'm not going to talk about them here, because it's irrelevant. How about you drink my share?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:19:44 2015 No.12860268

>>12860145
She quickly grabbed you. "I can't allow you to leave me... I love you and you love ME. Dont you Anon?" This bitch was obviously crazy. You try to push her away but she had an iron grip. She quickly grabs you and her outer form pulls itself from the ground. Withbits huge gaping mouth it puts you in there. Falling in to the mouth you hit yoir head on something hard. As you begin to lose conciousness you wonder whether you hit the teeth. You wake up in a dark chamber.

You cant see anything but you could feel the aticky fluids of a sandworm cling on to you. Its kind of cramped inside the sandworms mouth leaving you unable to move. You desperatly try to wriggle out of this chamber when a hand grabs you down. "No Anon. I cant leave you by yourself to the outside world." You struggle against her grasp. You try to push her but she violently slams you to one of the fleshy walls of her outee form. "Anon we're finally together in a lovers embrace~".
........ FUCK IT I quit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:19:46 2015 No.12860269 >>12860262 >Medicine and chemistry isn't science.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:21:20 2015 No.12860273 File: 42 KB, 479x720, omg teh science11111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860266 You didn't say anything at all, yet you are still deviating from social and cultural norms. >>12860262 (pic related)

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:22:30 2015 No.12860276 [DELETED]

>>12860269
Alcohol isn't a product produced by science to have a specific effect, or to give you some state of consciousness that you wouldn't be able to experience otherwise. Sure, we've studied it and have extensive documentation on it, but unless you're using alcohol as a part of a bigger experiment, it's not significant or worth anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:22:32 2015 No.12860277 >>12860273 Isn't there an actual bonnet tipping lizard pic somewhere?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:22:57 2015 No.12860278 [DELETED]

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>>12860273
>yet you are still deviating from social and cultural norms
Yes, and I offered you my share of alcohol as a gesture of good will.
Why you gotta be an asshole?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:23:41 2015 No.12860281 Never trust a man that doesn't drink. A man that doesn't drink doesn't trust himself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:23:45 2015 No.12860282 >>12860278 Why you gotta be a weirdo? It's in our natures.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:23:52 2015 No.12860283 >>12860273 >implying science doesn't give you nice things I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:23:58 2015 No.12860284 File: 49 KB, 182x199, M'lord.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860277 M'Lord. >>12860273 >science is bad What?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:25:59 2015 No.12860291 [DELETED]

>>12860284
It's less that 'science is bad' and more 'i'm a first year physics student, science is all there is to the world! the humanities are useless!' trap that anon appears to have fallen into.

>>12860283
I'd rather live in a comfortable, colorful and entertaining cave than a cold metal cubicle no matter how much longer i'd live there.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:26:08 2015 No.12860292

>>12860278
Okay see. I don't really like onis.
And this is because I don't really like alcohol. Or drinking. At all.

But when I see a picture like this, the hot springs, the bottles of sake floating about, the steamy nature of it all. Fuck my preferences, I'm havin' a drink with her!

Same goes for that nice pic of the Medusa in the hot springs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:26:23 2015 No.12860294 >>12860284 It's not science itself, but rather being too enlightened for societal norms that is being mocked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:28:18 2015 No.12860297 >>12860292 Careful drinking with onis. You may lose yourself to the pleasure of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:29:03 2015 No.12860299 >>12860292 Post it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:29:44 2015 No.12860300 >>12860297 I don't particularly like muscle girls, but I would lick alcohol off an oni's abs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:30:16 2015 No.12860301 File: 540 KB, 1773x2873, 1417418590903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:31:24 2015 No.12860302 File: 349 KB, 920x1300, 1392785920826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860300 >I don't particularly like muscle girls Why not? They like you. They'll even convert to Hathoritism to get softer just for you! So hugs please.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:32:31 2015 No.12860303 [DELETED]

Since you faggots brought it up, I'll just have to go all the way. In the future, we will have brain-computer-interfaces, which can be either invasive or non-invasive (both are proven to work), and what we can do with those is crazy. We will have VR, and AR, and any sort of insane reality-bending concepts. In fact, we will be able to reproduce the feelings you get from doing drugs. We will be able to induce a constant and everlasting orgasm more powerful than anything humanly possible. You get to feel and see and do anything. And there are no reprucussions or consequences, except for maybe some lost time. That's what I'm working towards. And think, you'll have monstergirls too. This isn't fiction either, mind you, but we'll probably have to wait a century or so until the techniques are perfected.

>>12860291
It doesn't really matter. You won't notice and you won't care, no matter what you think now, because you won't be able to once it happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:33:26 2015 No.12860307 >>12860301 Have they fucked yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:33:36 2015 No.12860309 >>12860302 Muscle and softness are diameterically opposed. You either pick one or the other.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:34:14 2015 No.12860311 [DELETED]

>>12860303
Or we'll all be rubble.
Or it will go wrong and it'll be an unceasing digital nightmare from which there is no escape.
Or it will COST, for everything has a cost, and only the richest will be able to afford it.
Get off your ivory tower.
We, as in you and me, will never live to see it. And since you're wasting time here on 4chan, you're past your prime already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:34:29 2015 No.12860312 File: 1022 KB, 1280x720, z116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860300 >>12860309 All hail 2d Where girls can be built and still have big titties

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:34:32 2015 No.12860313 >>12860303 >That's what I'm working towards This is good. But Uncle Vlad or the kebab might see me dead before any of that happens. >>12860309 >muscles covered in softness >just as strong, but also cuddly Where is your God now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:34:48 2015 No.12860314 >>12860301 Sexually frustrated Kikimora is great. >>12860307 As far as I know. No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:35:14 2015 No.12860317 >>12860303 Yea I'm lookin forward to that shit too. But I'm not gonna pass up the feel goods that are available here and now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:35:15 2015 No.12860318 >>12860309 No, they're not. Not even /fit/ here but that's just wrong. Muscle can feel soft, although perhaps more firm, than fat. You can have a lot of muscle and also have a lot of fat, or any combination.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:36:34 2015 No.12860322 I can't believe it's been more than a years since I started to pay attention to this shit. Please God kill me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:37:24 2015 No.12860324 >>12860322 No. This is your home now, and you are happy here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:37:25 2015 No.12860325 >>12860322 09 Get on my level faget

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:38:06 2015 No.12860327 File: 163 KB, 787x655, We fucked now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860322 Welcome to the ride I got on two years ago. It never ends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:38:32 2015 No.12860330 >>12860322 I found my love of monstergirls like 3 or 4 years ago on /d/ before we even had a community or things to talk about. Just fapping and lewd dumps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:38:53 2015 No.12860331 >>12860322 No one is forcing you to love this. In fact it's probably already decided by yourself that you love being here.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:39:32 2015 No.12860332

>>12860268
Naw Im joking
You were desperate to get out. But the sandworm wouldnt budge. She pressed on you slowly moving her slimy form across your body. Her hand reaches out to your groin and you could feel the sticky fluids going around your member. You involuntarily let out a moan and hearing that her voice begins to change her tone. She begins to talk to you in a sultry tone urging you to come. Her pace quickens with her slimy hands traversing to your shaft while her other hand strokes the glans. She begins picking up the pace and you begin to feel your seed urging to relase. You let out a moan as she puts it in her mouth with her tongue stroking the head.

Is anyone reading this?
>>12859651
>>12859691
short or long?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:40:03 2015 No.12860333 [DELETED]

>>12860311
Or you need to stop being pessimistic. I could very well just be pessimistic myself and give up on my dreams, but if everyone did that then where would society be now? We've only gotten this far because we've striven for better. It may be that we make mistakes, and can't account for errors that have huge consequences, but on average we will try our best to correct for them. I'm on 4chan to fulfill my daily emotional requirement and reduce stress so that I can remain strong in my studies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:40:15 2015 No.12860335 >>12860327 >this game You will never know the joys of the Finnish dub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:41:08 2015 No.12860337 >>12860333 Have you never heard of depression?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:41:43 2015 No.12860339 >>12860335 As soon as I saw that quote I was reminded of NGNL. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:42:00 2015 No.12860341 >>12860332 Yes, and as long as you are willing to write/ have motivation or inspiration for good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:42:14 2015 No.12860342 >>12860322 06. Step it up kouhai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:42:37 2015 No.12860344 >>12860337 There was this black guy on youtube who said depression and PTSD aren't real... >>12860342 You and I are perhaps too old already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:43:15 2015 No.12860347 Too drunk. Goodnight. See you again if I live.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:43:33 2015 No.12860350 [DELETED]

>>12860333
> I'm on 4chan to fulfill my daily emotional requirement and reduce stress so that I can remain strong in my studies.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Okay, that was a real giggle m8.
That's not pessimism, that's just not insane, incredible optimism. If you don't think there's a real chance of nuclear annihilation I'd recommend a few high school courses on world history. If you don't think this 'wondrous technology' will be monopolized by the rich I'd recommend the principles of economics. If you think people really strive for something 'better' I'd recommend a decent bit of philosophy -- it's not better people strive for but easier. Lazier. People have been screwing each other over since the dawn of time, and just because your euphoria is blinding you to this truth doesn't make it any less true; Things always turn out worse than the optimists expect. Your projected future is statistically improbable and requires a vast shift in human nature/psychology.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:44:19 2015 No.12860352 >>12860332 Long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:44:23 2015 No.12860354 >>12860344 I turn 29 this year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:44:58 2015 No.12860356 >>12860354 I didn't mean in human years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:45:25 2015 No.12860359 >>12860332 What the other anon said. As long as you feel you are able to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:46:23 2015 No.12860363 >>12860350 Sometimes striving for easier, people accidentally make things way better. We were trying to screw the japs with atomic weapons and we still got nuclear power out of it. So even way worse than optimists predict we still make progress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:46:32 2015 No.12860367 >>12860356 I see.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:47:54 2015 No.12860371 [DELETED]

>>12860350
>Lazier
Not him, but I'd like to weigh in. Mankind does indeed behave like water, seeking out the path of least resistance. A little innovation and wrecking your brain, and you can reduce the amount of labor needed. Stuff like that. Things will get better, so just chill and keep ostracizing people like Uncle Vlad and the kebab.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:47:55 2015 No.12860372 >>12860363 >got nuclear power out of it You mean the stuff that nobody will use and actively try and reject? You still vastly overestimate inherent human intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:48:19 2015 No.12860373 >>12860354 >>12860354 So do I! It sucks in a way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:49:07 2015 No.12860376 >>12860372 >nobody will use What? Practically everybody uses it. >>12860373 What will be the first spell you cast?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:50:50 2015 No.12860380 >>12860372 Yea the specific example of nuke power still hass obstacles but, the point still stands. If human greed and malice could completely suppress human progress than we would be murdering each other with sharp hunks of gold or something.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:51:06 2015 No.12860381 [SPOILER]

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>>12860299
Reminder that this is the hottest part of MGEWG2.
>Couple's Baths

>In recent years a serviced called couple's baths has been popular in the mamono realm hot springs. They are hot springs where people can rent a small hot spring, and go in as just a couple, or as a family including daughters, and then they can have hardcore sex in the bath without needing to worry about gawkers, and spend time alone together. It's a service that pleases wives who are deeply in love who might be thinking things like: “I don't want to show my wonderful husband's nakedness to other women! Rather, I don't even want to show him to men! He belongs to me!”

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:51:48 2015 No.12860383 >>12860376 I have had the sex so no powers for me sadly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:52:18 2015 No.12860385 >>12860381 Also you can go as a bachelor and have an attendant shriohebi to help wash you and then marry.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:53:23 2015 No.12860387 [DELETED]

>>12860376
>What? Practically everybody uses it.
Except Japan, which is shutting down it's nuclear program, the UK, the US (which hasn't made a new plant since 1977), India, and China.
So, a good 80% of the human population. Nuclear power isn't doing so hot.

>>12860380
All we've done over time is made it easier to take people's money and an easier way to hold a gun to the head of the entire world.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:54:06 2015 No.12860388 [DELETED]

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>>12860350

>nuclear annihilation

You a prepper bro? A /k/ommando? Because if you are a prepper, you're probably wasting your time on something that will never happen, and if it does you'll probably be the first one to die. The happening will never happen

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:55:05 2015 No.12860389 [DELETED]

>>12860337
I guess it would make sense if there were a good amount of people on /mgt/ who are depressed. I'm sorry if that's the case, but at the same time I won't forgive anyone with it. You are responsible for yourself and if you should be making necessary steps to improve your life.

>>12860350
It's ironic because the way that I'm thinking now is only because I have studied the humanities as well. I've seen many perspectives on society and history from various points of view, I know what you're talking about, but at the same time it is conjecture that is only founded on limited pieces of information. If history has taught us anything, it's that the future is unpredictable, but in the case of humans, that the errors in our ways have not always been forgotten. It may be that one day, an accident may happen and a black hole will end everything, but it still hasn't happened. We're still alive. As long as people are still alive, they will try to find the best possible future.

And what I'm talking about specifically isn't impossible from a societal or a scientific standpoint either. I already covered how it might be possible to have brain-computer-interfaces, and as for societal acceptance, it's not too far fetched to think that a century later, when morals have significantly changed, that people would accept a matrix-like reality. Cost is also not that much of a factor, as it is always declining with new advances.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:55:17 2015 No.12860390

>>12860385
>Shirohebi
Really, any MG who goes and gets hired at one of the springs.

I believe the last time I posted the full section, we wound up getting into a discussion about how different hot springs might pop up with "Themes" who all hire different kinds of MGs.

Egyptian-Theme Hot Spring a Best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:56:43 2015 No.12860393 >>12860389 Confirmed for not knowing shit about depression.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:57:49 2015 No.12860395 >>12860390 I remember lots of silly theme names. Oddly nothing called the 'witch's cauldron' that only had loli MGs working there. Sabbath a shit, adult loli is love.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:58:05 2015 No.12860396 [DELETED]

>>12860387
>All we've done over time is made it easier to take people's money and an easier way to hold a gun to the head of the entire world.
>No doctor, don't bother inventing penecillin! Only the rich and powerful will even be able to use it!
Progress is progress, even if it is the sole property of the rich at first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:58:27 2015 No.12860397 >>12860383 You done goofed.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:59:26 2015 No.12860399 [DELETED]

>>12860388
All it takes is one earthquake in the wrong place to set off Russia's Dead Hand program and bombard the eastern seaboard and central united states with their 10,000 nuclear weapons. Sure, it'll probably never happen, but you could die instantly at any time and never know it's coming.... and it's human controlled.

>>12860389
>they will try to find the best possible future.
Too optimistic. People aren't generally going to work for 'the best for humanity', they'll work for the best for them. Why do you think dictatorships exist? Why would crime exist if people worked for 'the best future for humanity'?

>I already covered how it might be possible to have brain-computer-interfaces, and as for societal acceptance,
These aren't the problems. MMI might be possible in the next fifty years. But the rich will control it when it happens and if history has taught me anything it'll be another 10-25 years before even the weakest leaks down to the rapidly-shrinking middle class.
>Cost is also not that much of a factor, as it is always declining with new advances.
Not monetary. Also, confirmed for no knowledge of economics. They won't charge based on building price, they'll charge based on what they can get away with.

> If history has taught us anything, it's that the future is unpredictable
Wrong. History is extremely predictable. Cycles within cycles within cycles.

>>12860396
Actually, funny story about pennicilin; Literally found in a trash can. It's a fungus, and astoundingly cheap to make too. It would have remained extremely hard to get except for the outbreak of WW2, where the government forced it's release for soldiers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 03:59:38 2015 No.12860400 >>12860387 >80% Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:01:06 2015 No.12860403 >>12860381 Is that a medusa with her hair down in dere mode? And here it is, my first boner of 2015.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:01:11 2015 No.12860405 >>12860400 >India+China+North America+South America+Africa, because who the fuck has a nuclear plant in Africa? Yeah, given that India+China alone is, like, 1/2 the world's population I'd say that's a safe guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:01:27 2015 No.12860407 >>12860399 >extremely predictable Then tell me what happens in the next century, please. I want to know if I need to move out of my country because of a war.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:01:34 2015 No.12860408 Can we get back to talking about Monster Girls? Why are Succubi so fucking adorable?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:02:50 2015 No.12860412 >>12860403 She's waiting for her husband (You) to join her in the bath. Don't keep her waiting anon.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:03:37 2015 No.12860414
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>>12860408
Last thread someone brought up the idea of chubby hikikomori monstergirls and the first thing that popped into my mind was a chubbier, bustier, succubus version of Tomoko.
Needless to say I would cuddle that idea into the ground.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:04:14 2015 No.12860420 File: 326 KB, 614x868, 1398189207320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860408 Because they're that villain who always comes up with silly plots to get what they want (the D) and then comically fail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:05:15 2015 No.12860422 >>12860414 No fat chics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:06:24 2015 No.12860426 >>12860422 Chubby, not fat. I suppose Healthy might fit what I was trying to get across better.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:06:49 2015 No.12860427 [DELETED]

>>12860407
War in eastern europe, probably Ukraine or Lithuania/Baltics.
Then: Economic bubble for ~10 years, followed by crash and recession/depression 15 years from now.
China will overtake the united states as the world's most economically powerful country in ~20 years and start leveraging it's weight to crush nearby booming economies (see: India, Pakistan, etc.)
A shitload of wars in the mideast.
Communism will make another appearance in ~30 years as the United States and Europe's middle classes shrink and Marxist tenets start looking more bearable.
By this point, the internet will be heavily controlled by either the government or corporate puppets.
There'll be a shitload of wars in the mideast. I mean, you don't need to be a genius to predict this one.
Significant population growth drop in the US and even further in Europe in ~40 years when immigrant populations inside the US finally stabilize and get to one child per two people as is the American standard.
The United States Government will either collapse within 50 years or will see a significant change in how it's central governing system will work. Probably how senators are elected and stay in power, if I had to take a guess. Someone will make an attempt to change how the Supreme Court of the United States will work during their presidency.

Outside of 50 years I'm not sure I can make accurate predictions without more data and references on hand. That help, or do you want a forecast for your country in particular?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:09:12 2015 No.12860434 [DELETED]

>>12860427
>War in Ukraine
That's not a prediction you dummy, that's happening now.
>A shitload of wars in the mideast.
That's not really a prediction either.

Okay, gimme a prediction for Finland specifically, because I still need to know if I can live here until old age kills me or if I need to run away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:10:42 2015 No.12860436 >>12860426 Healthy is just code for fat chics. Chubby chaser

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:13:53 2015 No.12860439 [DELETED]

>>12860393
I don't care. Even if you don't realistically have the ability to do that, I will expect it all the same. I have no mercy. Of course I'm following some bias which I overtly denounce, but I'm letting it go on this one. Even a little help from someone, somewhere may have an effect. Maybe you'll be cured sometime. But it absolutely won't happen if you don't want it, or completely shut yourself off.

>>12860399
>Too optimistic. People aren't generally going to work for 'the best for humanity', they'll work for the best for them. Why do you think dictatorships exist? Why would crime exist if people worked for 'the best future for humanity'?

And those are things that can be overlooked in favor of the overall path humanity has taken. That's what I'm talking about, and the underlying assumption I was making, that humans on average will make progress. Things which were once acceptable, like racism, are now not as much so, for example.

>These aren't the problems. MMI might be possible in the next fifty years. But the rich will control it when it happens and if history has taught me anything it'll be another 10-25 years before even the weakest leaks down to the rapidly-shrinking middle class.
That can be probable, I never did deny that.

>Not monetary. Also, confirmed for no knowledge of economics. They won't charge based on building price, they'll charge based on what they can get away with.
No actually, you're misinterpreting economics, because they want to make a profit, and that is based on supply and demand, it will be exactly the right price. Consumers will demand it at that price. If they were selling over-priced things, and they were still doing well, then that would mean consumers still do think it's worth that price. Of course there are other factors like marketing, consumer bias, and other things, but those aren't predictable. Also there is always a chance the economic system itself will be different by that time. Another thing to think about is

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:17:28 2015 No.12860443 [DELETED]

>>12860434
>war in Ukraine
No, I mean like Russia dropping it's pretenses and getting stuck in.
>Finland
Assuming Finland kept up the quality of it's armies and hasn't let their draft and training go to shit, you'll probably see aggression from Russia within 10 to 15 years.
In 20 years Muslim immigration will start to become a serious issue, as they will be nearly 10% of the population and start demanding a bigger share of control of the country. Knowing the Finnish government unless there is an unforseen and highly radical change they will get it and begin enacting 'religious tolerance' laws within 20 years.
Expect crime rates to decline for about twenty years then slowly climb again.
Sweden+Norway will likely pester Finland into joining some sort of weird Scandinavian union around 25 years from now if the pattern holds as it has for the past hundred and fifty years.
Socialism as a system will likely hold strong for another 30 years before buckling under it's own weight as the aging population causes a serious strain on the nation's income, with the lack of new workers outside of immigrants the finnish government will start encouraging heavy immigration, likely from Africa as by this point the Mideast will either be a parking lot or a glass bowl.
I'm afraid that's all I can predict without better data.

>>12860439
>No actually, you're misinterpreting economics, because they want to make a profit, and that is based on supply and demand,
At best a elementary knowledge of economics. They'll make more money selling it as a luxury good than selling it en masse due to the phenomenon of conspicuous consumption.

> Also there is always a chance the economic system itself will be different by that time.
Well then we may as well throw our hands up in the air and declare everything to cost nothing, because capitalism is here to stay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:18:40 2015 No.12860444 >>12860443 >>12860439 how the hell did we get here from talking about alcohol and getting drunk on new years

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:18:58 2015 No.12860445 >>12860443 >Assuming Finland kept up the quality of it's armies and hasn't let their draft and training go to shit D'oh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:20:34 2015 No.12860449 File: 251 KB, 750x603, 1414440745173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860444 The Mooquisitor also finds this development to be unwelcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:20:53 2015 No.12860452 >>12859632 kikimora

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:23:01 2015 No.12860455 >>12859033 KHORNE SHALL HAVE HIS BLOOD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6runzjoNk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:24:08 2015 No.12860457 >>12860445 Expect Vlad sooner then. Probably sub-ten years from now. Russians have long memories, and the Winter War still stings them a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:24:38 2015 No.12860460 File: 188 KB, 480x640, Mantis_sleep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to mate with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:25:10 2015 No.12860462 >>12860460 Mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:25:30 2015 No.12860464 >>12860457 Right. I'll be moving then. I don't wanna die fighting some Russian elite forces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:26:31 2015 No.12860466 >>12860464 >elite I mean special.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:28:32 2015 No.12860472 >>12860460 >>12860462 You'll be sorry when she nibbles on your ears while riding you fast with expert control of her internal muscles to squeeze you until all of your cum spills out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:30:25 2015 No.12860475 >>12860460 Would a Mantis let her hubby groom her scythes?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:30:29 2015 No.12860476 [DELETED]

>>12860439
Another thing to think about are the objectives of the company. Currently, Oculus VR is trying to make VR a success in modern times. They're not doing it simply for a profit. Microsoft and others are. We don't know what the specific dynamics will be in the future.

As for history being predictable, it is in many ways, but you couldn't say so when you were someone living in 1900 and someone asked you if a devastating nuclear weapon would be created and used to destroy entire cities. The cycles we experience in history on the other hand reinforce the idea that people do progress. Again, we would be here if we didn't go through everything we did.

>>12860443
>They'll make more money selling it as a luxury good than selling it en masse due to the phenomenon of conspicuous consumption.
You can't say that for sure due to my reasons stated above. Simple microeconomics is sufficient if you're talking about a far off situation.

>capitalism is here to stay
We'll see about that, at least for the current paradigm. Capitalism as we see it today hasn't been the dominant form of economic systems in human history. Though it's not really the economic system as much as it is the management of it that's the issue. The discussion about whether or not certain economic/political/social factors will bar us from obtaining good enough BCIs in the future shouldn't even apply, really, not yet.
Had glitches with the captcha for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:31:52 2015 No.12860479 >>12860472 That sounds lovely. >>12860475 How does one do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:32:23 2015 No.12860481 >>12860479 Same way she does. With. Your. Tongue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:32:28 2015 No.12860482 is there any good hentai with monster girls? Every time I look for it, all I get is monsters fucking grils.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:33:44 2015 No.12860486 >>12860482 There are a few with fox/cat/dog girls, succubi, and one with a cow girl. I don't remember much outside of that. Maybe oni?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:33:46 2015 No.12860487 >>12860481 But they look sharp Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:34:25 2015 No.12860489 >>12860486 Lotsa elves, vanilla and chocolate varieties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:35:28 2015 No.12860491 >>12860487 If you don't care about her hygiene enough to put in the extra effort of being careful with them, you're no good.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:36:10 2015 No.12860496 [DELETED]

>>12860476
>microeconomics
Worthless in this case. You'd want macroeconomics for the mass sale of absolutely anything; this isn't a sale between individual firms, this is a market.
> Oculus VR is trying to make VR a success in modern times. They're not doing it simply for a profit.
Well, actually now they are since they got bought out by a real company, Facebook.

>Capitalism as we see it today hasn't been the dominant form of economic systems in human history.
I'd say the last 400 years kind of count for a bit more than you'd expect.

>but you couldn't say so when you were someone living in 1900 and someone asked you if a devastating nuclear weapon would be created and used to destroy entire cities
Well, actually that was frequently predicted. Not necessarily "nuclear" but it was assumed that eventually a weapon would be created that was so terrible that it couldn't be used for fear of retaliation in kind: MAD.

>Though it's not really the economic system as much as it is the management of it that's the issue
Welcome to human greed. Enjoy your stay.

>The discussion about whether or not certain economic/political/social factors will bar us from obtaining good enough BCIs in the future shouldn't even apply, really, not yet.
Then neither should technologies which are on the drawing board's drawing board like the MMI.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:36:23 2015 No.12860497 >>12860489 Oh right, those. I forgot they were monstergirls too. But in terms of hentai they're not really unusual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:36:41 2015 No.12860498 >>12860481 I'd like very much to carefully lick a Mantis' scythes clean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:39:28 2015 No.12860503 >>12860491 It will just take some getting used too. I imagine nicks and cuts are bound to happen at the start.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:41:10 2015 No.12860504 File: 128 KB, 493x800, 1407327109856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860498 >"Husband, I feel at unease at your suggestion"

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:44:23 2015 No.12860509

>>12860504
Why would she? I'm sure it would feel quite pleasant for her, and I'm quite careful. I've always had a habit of licking my knives clean no matter how many times people told me not to, and I've never cut myself.

I'm sure it'll be fine. I wonder if there's a sort of edible or flavored polish of some kind I could use to help get them extra clean for her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:45:31 2015 No.12860512 >>12860509 >Why would she? You're asking to lick her in weird places. What's a girl to do when their husband turns out to be a depraved individual?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:46:22 2015 No.12860513 >>12860512 There's nothing weird about her scythes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:46:53 2015 No.12860515 >>12860512 I imagine a loving partner would be understanding of some of the weirder kinks their lover has.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:47:26 2015 No.12860516 >>12860512 Don't forget, she can't even use her scythes as weapons anymore because if they ever connect with someone, it'll be like husband was giving an indirect kiss to some strumpet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:50:28 2015 No.12860519 >>12860512 >What's a girl to do when their husband turns out to be a depraved individual? Discover just how depraved she is herself?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:50:50 2015 No.12860520

>>12860504
>>12860512
>>12860513
>>12860515

>She's on her side as you give her a good slow fuck
>You want to spice things up a bit
>You take her hand in yours, interlocking the fingers
>She's enjoying the fuck out of that, hearts in her pupils
>Getting even better idea, you pull her up and use free hand to help support her torso
>Raise her arm as high as you can
>Lean in to start licking up her blade, making her gasp in surprise
>Begs you to be careful, is keeping as still as she can to avoid cutting you
>Ahegoes as she cums as you bite down on the blade
>Daughterus confirmed two weeks later

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:51:55 2015 No.12860522 File: 304 KB, 700x649, 1407326737651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860519 You mean like roleplaying?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:54:32 2015 No.12860525 [DELETED]

>>12860496
>Worthless in this case. You'd want macroeconomics for the mass sale of absolutely anything; this isn't a sale between individual firms, this is a market.
Why would you want macroeconomics if all we're talking about is the feasibility of a specific product? No doubt BCIs will be limited and won't reach everyone, but it will reach more than just a few people.

>Well, actually now they are since they got bought out by a real company, Facebook.
You say that like being bought out is a bad thing, if you've followed their case more closely, you would see that the influx of resources has boosted Oculus VR's ability to hire more talent and get more valuable manufacturing connections. As far as facebook's influence is concerned, nothing has happened yet, and their intentions as far as anyone outside of their company is aware of, is to not interfere at all with what Oculus VR is doing until many years later when it is viable as a social platform.

>I'd say the last 400 years kind of count for a bit more than you'd expect.
It does, but in the end it's only 400 years, out of the 200,000 of years humans have existed. Our society has changed and grown of course, and it has done so greatly within the last few centuries. That's all the more reason why we can modify and change our current systems.

>Well, actually that was frequently predicted. Not necessarily "nuclear" but it was assumed that eventually a weapon would be created that was so terrible that it couldn't be used for fear of retaliation in kind: MAD.
I'm not a historian of that time period, so I can't say for sure, but if you had just gone out on the street and asked a random stranger, would they really have made that prediction? It might indeed be true. Though my point is that predictions are hard to make without insider perspective, which in my opinion is becoming less the case as far as smaller political entities are concerned. Let's not get into that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:57:12 2015 No.12860530 >>12860520 >>12860522 Yes and more yes. Mantis in negligee is one of the reasons why MGEWG2 is best book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:59:18 2015 No.12860534 >>12860520 I know why I have this boner.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 04:59:19 2015 No.12860535 [DELETED]

>>12860496
>Then neither should technologies which are on the drawing board's drawing board like the MMI.
It's not really on the drawing board. That was one of my points all along. Also the way you talk about it being MMI is even less applicable because machine-man-interface implies something more general than brain-computer-interface. Talking about strict definitions, MMIs have been around for a long time, just not the kind I'm talking about, so BCI or BMI is more intuitive. Those are also the terms I see more when people talk about them.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:01:29 2015 No.12860537 [DELETED]

>>12860525
> As far as facebook's influence is concerned, nothing has happened yet, and their intentions as far as anyone outside of their company is aware of, is to not interfere at all with what Oculus VR is doing until many years later when it is viable as a social platform.
Other than their changes made to the design team and staff, as well as corporate policy, design policy, and monetization policy. Oculus Rift is on it's way out, you'll need another producer for working VR. As a whole it likely will not take off in the next ten-fifteen years and it'll be longer before a successful MMI works so that VR isn't just a cute parlor trick.

>Why would you want macroeconomics if all we're talking about is the feasibility of a specific product? No doubt BCIs will be limited and won't reach everyone, but it will reach more than just a few people.
Because we're talking about a range of products and an emerging market?

>of the 200,000 of years humans have existed. Our society has changed and grown of course, and it has done so greatly within the last few centuries. That's all the more reason why we can modify and change our current systems.
Saying 200,000 years of human development matter when human society as more than tribe-groups haven't existed for more than 9000 is a bit disingenuous. Besides, almost all modern culture and economic principles are based on economic ideals from the 1600s onwards and hasn't changed remarkably since the invention of the corporation except perhaps for mass, quick communication.

>but if you had just gone out on the street and asked a random stranger, would they really have made that prediction?
In 1900? Unless you're asking in like, mogadishu or something, yes probably. Though they would have probably estimated it further in the future than it actually was because nobody would have predicted two world wars. One, probably. France kind of went overboard on screwing over Germany.

>>12860535
MMI is Mind-Machine Interface.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:01:49 2015 No.12860539 File: 396 KB, 1000x1350, 1407328910205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860530 >"Husband, my body is ready"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:02:28 2015 No.12860541 >>12860535 Yes, yes, I know. >Then where are my VR implants? That's far off. The discoveries in science and advancement as a linear path is there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:03:43 2015 No.12860544 >>12860537 >the invention of the corporation Just butting in to point that "corporations" have existed since the 6th century.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:04:46 2015 No.12860547 >>12860486 Are they videos though? pls direct in the right direction

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:05:20 2015 No.12860549 >>12860539 That art is fucking terrible holy shit

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>>12860541
VR is going to be a little entertaining thing you can play around with for about ten years before someone does something useful with it that doesn't involve having a bulky rig on your head that a regular control rig wouldn't do better.
Also, "Linear" doesn't really describe scientific advancement very well. Spike-y would work better.

>>12860544
Fair enough. But I'm talking about modern corporations, which are designed to diffuse responsibility for failure and success and are incorporated by governmental bodies.
Why are we talking about this again? This is the monstergirl thread, and this started because you were too euphoric to drink. Someone enlighten me on the virtues of fluffy tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:06:15 2015 No.12860551 >>12860549 Well excuse me for not having more Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:07:30 2015 No.12860552 >>12860550 >because you were too euphoric to drink Notice how I said "Just butting in". I haven't been arguing with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:09:32 2015 No.12860557 >>12860552 No worries, I wasn't talking to you. I had hoped it would create more space there but I'm too drunk to get the formatting properly set.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:19:44 2015 No.12860574 [DELETED]

>>12860537
>Mind-Machine Interface
Can you give some examples when people use that in conversation? When I google it, links with BCI and BMI come up, mainly.

>Other than their changes made to the design team and staff, as well as corporate policy, design policy, and monetization policy. Oculus Rift is on it's way out, you'll need another producer for working VR. As a whole it likely will not take off in the next ten-fifteen years and it'll be longer before a successful MMI works so that VR isn't just a cute parlor trick.
All I can deduce from this perspective is that you still haven't been able to see what facebook has done in spite of their usual company policies. There are some negatives to the acquisation, but in large, the benefits outweigh them. I'll discuss mass acceptance of VR later.

>Because we're talking about a range of products and an emerging market?
Exactly, macroeconomics by definition doesn't deal with that. Microeconomics by definition does. Though in effect they have much overlap.

>Saying 200,000 years of human development matter when human society as more than tribe-groups haven't existed for more than 9000 is a bit disingenuous. Besides, almost all modern culture and economic principles are based on economic ideals from the 1600s onwards and hasn't changed remarkably since the invention of the corporation except perhaps for mass, quick communication.
Yes, I was also assuming and did not think at any point in time that just because we have lived that long, that development had always been the same. Society changes, as it had, so capitalism suited our needs. Mainly, the need to manage a very large population of people resulted in that. But society continues to change. Our economy will change with that.

This post system doesn't go that well with drawn out discussions.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:22:25 2015 No.12860578 [DELETED]

>>12860550
VR is going to be a little entertaining thing you can play around with for about ten years before someone does something useful with it that doesn't involve having a bulky rig on your head that a regular control rig wouldn't do better.
Also, "Linear" doesn't really describe scientific advancement very well. Spike-y would work better.
Those statements make me think that maybe you haven't seen the full range of what VR is already doing, or haven't experienced "good" VR. And I was talking about linear as in we know the things we have to study and discover in science before we can make BCIs that would work for VR real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:24:23 2015 No.12860582 File: 100 KB, 620x877, 1419813388047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure is odd in here tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:25:23 2015 No.12860585 >>12860582 Vanilla Dragon, Holst and Alp, where are you? Will you ever get made?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:26:32 2015 No.12860586 >>12860585 Pay Luth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:26:55 2015 No.12860587 >>12860550 We are attracted to fluffy tails because we have a disposition to seek warmth, comfort, and other qualities such as elegance, which are embodied in fluffy tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:27:48 2015 No.12860591 >>12860586 Not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:29:55 2015 No.12860595 >>12860591 Eh, I've spent $30 on less. No not THAT ".less". He was $40.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:30:28 2015 No.12860598 >>12860595 Doesn't matter, it isn't worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:31:37 2015 No.12860601 >>12860598 Honestly, worth is subjective. I think it's worth it, you do not, and that is that.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:31:57 2015 No.12860602 [DELETED]

>>12860578
And I'd show you exactly what VR is doing for people right now. Heck if you can come down to LA I'd show you the technology in person. I'm serious. I encourage you to come to where I live. A lot of people are skeptical at how good VR could be in the coming years, and that skepticism isn't unsound, but in reality it's a lot better than what most people expect without having seen it in person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:32:22 2015 No.12860604 >>12860601 I'm the one who was told to pay, why are you arguing in the first place?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:38:58 2015 No.12860612

>>12858983

>Luke was the lich

Damn that made me mad/sad. The guy had his life ruined by the monsters and only wanted to ensure it never happened to anyone else. I was actually rooting for him to get back with his girlfriend and escape to human territory since he appeared.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:40:05 2015 No.12860615 >>12860612 I'd totally become a Lich if I could.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 05:50:41 2015 No.12860627 ded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:00:25 2015 No.12860640 ded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:02:15 2015 No.12860643 File: 250 KB, 371x600, sleeps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860640 Shh. Trying to fall asleep with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:02:51 2015 No.12860644 File: 111 KB, 605x912, 1396802401752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860640 Eh? You don't like dead? >>12860643 And didn't I tell you to get back to work already?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:03:01 2015 No.12860645 >>12860643 Nyanon pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:03:43 2015 No.12860646 >>12860644 >>12860645 Not him. Just a random mouse fan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:04:39 2015 No.12860647 File: 442 KB, 850x1592, 1393420643519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860646 This taste... it's the taste of a liar!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:04:49 2015 No.12860648 >>12860615 You and me both. Being a Lich would be awesome. Though I'm probably alone in that I'd want to be an MGE Lich-Girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:04:55 2015 No.12860650 >>12860644 >dead But zombies aren't dead, right? I mean, they were killed at one point, but that doesn't mean they're dead now, because they were revived. They're UNdead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:06:00 2015 No.12860651 >>12860647 That anatomy really bothers me, especially when the artist's trying to make it look realistic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:06:09 2015 No.12860652 >>12860650 Undeader is just another kind of deader, chief. >>12860648 Even that would be preferable to the life of a mortal man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:07:50 2015 No.12860654 >>12860652 >deader B-But that doesn't make sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:09:43 2015 No.12860658 >>12860654 Welcome to this crazy time~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:10:40 2015 No.12860661 >>12860658 Who do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:11:41 2015 No.12860663 What is a zombie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:12:44 2015 No.12860665 >>12860661 A guy who has nothing to lose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:16:05 2015 No.12860669 A wolf girl finishes her meal of daily dickings. Her husband is a bit fatigued from the session as usual but it does seem he's proud to be able to at least keep up so far. Although she's finished, she still wants to do it. What does she say to him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:16:42 2015 No.12860670 File: 385 KB, 695x850, 1401106924299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You mirin', boya?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:18:45 2015 No.12860675 >>12860670 One on the left has the perfect definition, but the one on the right has the perfect size and frame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:19:38 2015 No.12860679 >>12860670 Y-yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:20:36 2015 No.12860681 >>12860675 You could've just said >>12860679 Because you clearly are. As am I.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:20:42 2015 No.12860682 >>12860675 >>12860679 Congratulations! You just got yourself personal trainers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:20:45 2015 No.12860683 >>12860645 >>12860647 Actually, it really wasn't me this time. >>12860669 I still WAN some dessert husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:21:17 2015 No.12860685 >>12860669 Wancore! Wan more time! I WANt more of your love! Please dig more bones in my backyard! I need your ROOF love!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:22:05 2015 No.12860686 >>12860670 Yeauh I'm merlin brah', just got some creatine and DNP, gotta cut and bulk at the same time you know? Have you seen Scooby-san's new vid? Why is he an Alp now n-no homo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:22:41 2015 No.12860687 >>12860683 >>12860685 WANmind

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:24:03 2015 No.12860689 >>12860670 Yes of course I am! Your forms are absolutely beautiful! Please marry me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:25:01 2015 No.12860695 >>12860689 >Anon gets a gym membership in January, like always >this time it looks like he'll keep coming

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:27:18 2015 No.12860702 >>12860695 >>12860689 >polygamy Now wait a second here. That's acceptable around these parts? Or are we an exception?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:28:04 2015 No.12860703 >>12860702 >polygamy No. Nobody's getting married. No romance. Just bromance. With girls. And lifting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:28:24 2015 No.12860704 >>12860695 >Coming Double Entendre, HOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:28:39 2015 No.12860706 >>12860695 Yes! I've always been looking at them, and joined the gym just so I could be closer. Now I've finally done it and am living the dream!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:30:38 2015 No.12860712 >>12860703 W-What about impregnation? He's going to do it, right? And then he has to take responsibility?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:31:35 2015 No.12860714 >>12860712 No. He only gets to put it in the back, and even that is done as an exercise. This is about physical fitness anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:32:46 2015 No.12860719 >>12860714 Somehow that's really depressing and feels cruel. Someone get me out of this hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:33:44 2015 No.12860720 >>12860719 They see a scrawny wimp and decide to help him get in shape, for free. How is that depressing and cruel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:33:52 2015 No.12860721 >>12860719 While going to the gym with your two "Trainers", you meet a nice, single Ogress who decides she wants to take you out to dinner. And then wrestle. Possibly not in that order. And also in bed. Happy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:34:21 2015 No.12860722 I am confused. I just read EMG, but I have also read the chapter where Lala is finally relevant and spider is best girl. Was 29 not the latest chapter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:35:38 2015 No.12860725 File: 309 KB, 503x850, 1392572938710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860721 >your trainers are at some competition >you're on your own >"For Pete's sake, you're doing it all wrong!" >>12860722 30 was latest. 29 was Cerea's mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:36:07 2015 No.12860726 >>12860720 wat When did that happen? >>12860721 >NTR That's probably not what you're implying but my mind can't help go there. I'll just create my own fantasies in bed, thanks for the effort anons. Happy New Year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:37:01 2015 No.12860729 >>12860726 >When did that happen? Around here I think?>>12860682

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:37:11 2015 No.12860730 >>12860725 Oohkay. Cool. Well, 29 was a giant 'fuck you' to horse pussy. It's cool that Centorea's mum isn't a cucking whore, but still.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:37:31 2015 No.12860732 >>12860729 I guess that's why. I'm neither one of those guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:38:07 2015 No.12860733 >>12860730 So what were you confused about? >>12860732 Stop saying unnecessary things!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:39:09 2015 No.12860735 >>12860730 I'm OK they did that honestly. Unpleasantness in any form and controversy don't sit well with me at all. I feel physically sick sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:40:27 2015 No.12860737 So what's with all those exclamation marks? Seems a bit dramatic for something on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:41:00 2015 No.12860740 >>12860737 Melodrama thrives on the internet!

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:41:30 2015 No.12860742

>>12860733
The order of things. I was confused because it seems that the whole 'I actually die as a result of your bullshit' chapter was after the mum arc. And then I read this, and I thought it was the latest, but it turns out I just missed ch. 29.

>>12860735
You're glad that centaurs are a race of NTRing whores, or you're glad that Centorea's mother wasn't one of them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:42:23 2015 No.12860744 >>12860742 Well, look forwards to Darling's training arc.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:43:09 2015 No.12860745

>>12860737
It's not dramatic, at all, no matter what you think. Does the use of exclamation marks in literature make you go "hmm that's overly dramatic?" They might sometimes, but in good writing it fits to get the meaning across. Most of the exclamation marks used here are called for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:46:04 2015 No.12860748 >>12860742 I'm glad I was warned about what would unfold in chapter 29. I guess my reply was a bit misleading.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:48:28 2015 No.12860751 >>12860748 But wasn't the important part of 29 the fact that Polt is stinking rich?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:49:40 2015 No.12860755 >>12860751 No, the most important part of ch. 29 is spider being best by demonstrating her aversion to NTR.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:50:09 2015 No.12860756 >>12860744 You know he's going to lose his hair and become the strongest man alive, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:50:20 2015 No.12860757 >>12860682 Can I pay with cuddles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:51:11 2015 No.12860759 >>12860756 Hell yes. I want him to have a training arc that lasts for an entire volume.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:52:52 2015 No.12860762 >>12860757 How many cuddles do you have to pay with? No matter what it'll always be 'just enough'

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:53:50 2015 No.12860765 >>12860755 Dubs speak the truth. Rachnee best and cutest girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:55:07 2015 No.12860770 File: 103 KB, 485x337, Rachne caught a husband.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860765 Into the attic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:55:18 2015 No.12860771 >>12860759 >yfw he learns how to handle rachnee's thread himself during the training

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:55:52 2015 No.12860773 >>12860770 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:56:54 2015 No.12860776 >>12860771 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 06:58:50 2015 No.12860781 >>12860776 >Darling becomes such an ungodly badass, he gets classified as a superhuman and is given permission to help MON >harem hi-jinks become a sub-plot for OPM-esque fighting shounen satire Please Crab, please!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:05:09 2015 No.12860790 >>12860781 >Darling hits it off with a magic based race of monstergirl >Maybe octowitch >Through overuse of magic, his hair turns white >Darling is actually the older brother of the ninja dude from Crabman's other comic, 12 Beast

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:07:38 2015 No.12860795 >>12860790 Nah, Darling should already have ninja training if that was the case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:08:45 2015 No.12860798 >>12860795 Darling acquires a Kunoichi haremette

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:09:53 2015 No.12860802 >>12860798 >the Kunoichi and Lala are constantly bickering in the background Hmm, but wouldn't a ninja girl be... human?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:11:11 2015 No.12860804 >>12860802 Ninja frog girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:11:48 2015 No.12860806 >>12860802 Type of succubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:12:28 2015 No.12860807 File: 81 KB, 600x600, 1419216051186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860804 Ribbit? >>12860806 Meh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:13:16 2015 No.12860809 >>12860301 I hope this is continued. Wonder if anyone has the more complete version.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:14:43 2015 No.12860816 >>12860807 >Meh Hey, that's just their thing. Just like how Amazons are just Beefy succubi. Kunoichi are just sneaky succubi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:15:20 2015 No.12860817 >>12860816 In MGE. EMG is different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:18:20 2015 No.12860823 >>12860817 >Implying succubi aren't the best ninjas anyway Look at that one little shit from EMG. She was pulling all the strings until she got caught in the spider's nest. And she isn't even a ninja.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:20:27 2015 No.12860827 A binge on gelbooru just now has convinced me of a fantastic idea. The tale, of an Alp Maid. >Begin as Butler >Become Alp >Still wears suit for a while >Slowly transitions to wearing frilly maid clothes instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:20:37 2015 No.12860829 >>12860823 All the more reason not to introduce a similar character. What Darling needs is some mofu-mofu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:21:38 2015 No.12860830 >>12860827 You have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:22:35 2015 No.12860832 >>12859563 My tears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:23:20 2015 No.12860834 >>12860829 >Darling has no fluffy in his harem Poor guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:23:48 2015 No.12860836 >>12860830 Sorry, but that's all I've got at the moment. I'll add it to my list of shit to do though. Bringing my total to two stories being written, one that I started and discarded, and now six ideas to begin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:24:31 2015 No.12860838 >>12860834 Polt would probably let him massage her if he asked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:53:53 2015 No.12860882 >>12858546 Just imagine how huge Polt would get during pregnancy. Carrying around 4-6 puppies in her litter. Imagine the dire need of belly rubs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:55:30 2015 No.12860886 File: 564 KB, 1724x1200, 1399349939926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm reading The Long Ships now and goddamn the viking life style is fun to read about. Vikings and their Valkyrie waifus adventuring and raiding when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 07:56:32 2015 No.12860888 >>12860882 Imagine the litter all suckling at once, with Polt helplessly on her back, you kneeling at her head to kiss her when she couldn't resist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:08:09 2015 No.12860908 >>12860886 >The left arouses me more than the right Why is purity so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:11:44 2015 No.12860915 >>12860908 Because the forbidden fruit is sweetest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:43:25 2015 No.12860969 >>12858630 Why is there absolutely zero porn where the sheep girl DOESN'T have all her wool sheared off before the sex?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:45:20 2015 No.12860971 >>12858630 2fluffy4me. Fur and monster parts are like stockings. If they right higher than a handspan above the knee, it's no good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:46:21 2015 No.12860974 >>12860971 If they rise**

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:50:08 2015 No.12860980 File: 769 KB, 707x1000, fuckable sheep daki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12860971 Well, to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:51:05 2015 No.12860981 >>12860980 One of my friends once bought me an inflatable sheep onahole for my birthday. I wish it had been like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:51:49 2015 No.12860983 >>12860981 Is that a thing friends usually do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:53:15 2015 No.12860986 >>12860983 Why wouldn't it be? Do your friends not have a sense of humor? Or are you the stick-in-the-mud?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:53:24 2015 No.12860987

>>12858953
bunny... (sleep a lot, horny, bursts of energy)

wouldnt leave the house for a week. if the situation is the same we are both starved for attention and i might not like my face all that much, with some feminine charm it might be alright.

also i have woman thighs and ass, so if she-me has a small waist to go with it i am golden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:54:45 2015 No.12860992 File: 146 KB, 662x1000, 1397138452952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858551 Polt a cute. Even if she is a bit dangerously cheesy.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:55:45 2015 No.12860994

>>12860986
None of my friends have ever bought me anything outside of a box of chocolate, because I never tell anyone about my birthday. None of them would buy me an onahole. Few would know what an onahole was, but before all that,
>Friends
No. Are you some kind of normie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 08:58:44 2015 No.12860997 >>12860992 So does this count as furry or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:00:14 2015 No.12861000 >>12860997 >Snout >No skin I'd say so. It's on the borderline, a toe in furry territory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:01:54 2015 No.12861003 >>12861000 She doesn't have an actual snout though. Just the nose. If she had a snout she would be 100% furry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:04:14 2015 No.12861007 >>12860994 >some kind of normie N-no. I just happen to know weirdos and perverts in real life, that's all!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:06:53 2015 No.12861014 >>12860992 2furry4me She even has dog's button nose

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:07:17 2015 No.12861015 >>12860332 You cannot bear anymore of her sticky fluids stimulating you and you feel it coming. You release your essence.into her mouth as she continously sucks you on. anyone on omegle? Lets meet using the /mgg/ ytag to meet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:08:17 2015 No.12861018 File: 936 KB, 911x1080, 1416339905477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I actually prefer the "mythologically accurate" kind of Scylla over the more common kind. I suppose I'm the only one though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:08:21 2015 No.12861019 File: 2.98 MB, 1776x2600, Announcer Polt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861014 But she's filthy rich!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:08:29 2015 No.12861020 >>12861007 Ah, haha. Sorry, I got all worked up for no reason. You lemme know if you see any normies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:09:30 2015 No.12861023 >>12861019 >Wanting a golddigging bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:10:55 2015 No.12861025 >>12861023 >golddigging bitch Anon, she didn't marry someone rich to get his money, and I doubt she would. Besides, it's Spider I want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:12:03 2015 No.12861028 >>12861025 >Not getting the joke

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:13:04 2015 No.12861029 >>12861028 Cobalt is not gold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:14:13 2015 No.12861032 >>12861029 Eh, they do all gems and precious metals. Cobalt is just what made them famous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:14:43 2015 No.12861034 >>12861019 Man, that chapter was pretty laughably silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:15:14 2015 No.12861036 >>12861032 Rather, they made cobalt famous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:16:36 2015 No.12861038 >>12861034 Isn't that what the series is supposed to be like? >Cerea's family is renowned as the best of the best Heh.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:24:11 2015 No.12861047

>>12861038
Well you really can't tell powerlevels with something as Shit Tier as jousting.
Now if it was Sword Fighting OH BABY there would be Shishi SonSons, Program Advances, Memories Broken, MOTIVATED, Feel the Sting of my Valiantium Blade, Chan Chan Bara, GET YOUR GUNS ON shit happening.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:25:17 2015 No.12861049 >>12861047 The only thing I got out of that was the technique Zoro used to beat Mr. 1.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:26:28 2015 No.12861054 How can people stand horse pussy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:27:05 2015 No.12861057 >>12861054 Cause, it's the only pussy deep enough to stand in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:27:35 2015 No.12861059 >>12861054 Because it's having something Oni tier strong without all those nasty muscles to ruin the cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:27:41 2015 No.12861060 >>12861054 It has great muscle control and can be as tight or loose as needed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:32:42 2015 No.12861063 Reminder that if you don't have a strong enough will a Succubus will NTR you from your waifu. Even if your Waifu is already a Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:35:30 2015 No.12861069 File: 1.20 MB, 1500x2122, 1402514275048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861063 What if she's really, really strong?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:36:02 2015 No.12861070 >>12858758 not until after they financially ruin a large amount of lives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:40:32 2015 No.12861079 You should be able to Princess Carry your Monster Girl waifu Anon. If you can't, you don't love her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:42:44 2015 No.12861086 >>12861079 >waifu a Dragon This is where all my hard work carrying her treasure around comes in handy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 09:56:12 2015 No.12861097 >>12861079 I can carry 4 out of five. The last one is just too long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:02:21 2015 No.12861103 >>12861063 Nah, I'm pretty sure my disgust to succuslut will overpower any charm magic. Unless it's godlike Lilim or something. But they won't give a fuck about me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:17:35 2015 No.12861122 >>12861079 >Carrying an Oomukade I guess it'd work if she coiled her tail around my back, I better get lifting though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:18:07 2015 No.12861124 >>12861063 What if I enjoy NTR?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:20:27 2015 No.12861125 >>12861124 >Enjoy being turned into a toy by someone else as your waifu is crying herself to sleep, or worse killed her. Than you're a horrible person who deserves nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:20:56 2015 No.12861127 >>12861122 You should lift anyway. >No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:31:33 2015 No.12861142 >>12861125 They're succubi, they would probably enjoy it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:47:19 2015 No.12861167 >>12861063 But why do they want to break us up? Do waifu tears turn them on? Does she think she loves me more then my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:51:31 2015 No.12861175 Is there loli in MonsterGirlQuest? I don't want to get v&

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:51:32 2015 No.12861176 >>12861167 Little of Column A Little of Column B Little of Column D

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:52:22 2015 No.12861178 >>12861175 There's lots of lolis in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:53:16 2015 No.12861182 >>12861178 Lewd lolis or normal cute lolis? I like the latter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:53:23 2015 No.12861184 Is it hypocritical that I like shotacon when I detest lolicon amd I love ntr where the female seduces the male and ntrs him from his female lover?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:54:23 2015 No.12861185 File: 66 KB, 600x600, Vampire Girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861182 Depends. If you lose, they get lewd and rape you. If you win, they're just cute. Now kneel and lick her foot!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:55:14 2015 No.12861187 >>12861184 >liking little boys >hating little girls Essentially, yes. But that's okay, you're going to Alp soon anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:55:22 2015 No.12861188 >>12861185 Ehh, I'll pass then

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:56:23 2015 No.12861189 >>12861187 >Alp wants to /ss/ Cute. >>12861188 You really shouldn't though. Just don't lose the fights if it bothers you.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:56:42 2015 No.12861190
File: 66 KB, 708x1000, 1535677654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Why are dog girls so few? The standard catgirl is whimsical and flaky with some cute sprinkled on top. So why not dependable, obedient and loyal dog girls with some cute on top?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:57:33 2015 No.12861194 >>12861190 Because dogs are smelly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:57:48 2015 No.12861195 >>12861187 Nigga he means /ss/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 10:58:49 2015 No.12861197 >>12859754 no anon, this is the 7th hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:01:05 2015 No.12861201 >>12861197 No, this is the sixth hell, Lewd Heresy for us Lewd Heretics. Seventh Hell is violence, for all those Amazon lovers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:03:20 2015 No.12861204 >>12861194 And cats aren't?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:03:45 2015 No.12861206 >>12861201 i implied 7th because that is often the cold icy wastes reserved for cheaters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:04:22 2015 No.12861208 >>12861204 No. Cats are pleasantly scented.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:05:36 2015 No.12861211 >>12861190 Because werewolves have been turned into dogs through threadcanon anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:06:10 2015 No.12861213 File: 35 KB, 320x224, 1394469514582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861208 Fuck you cat. Dogs are better anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:06:23 2015 No.12861215 >>12861206 Ah, I went by the dante rings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:06:53 2015 No.12861217 >>12861211 Not our fault we evolved into Alphas that tame any wild beast while you remained a beta who isn't enjoying jinko chuffs and wolf cuddles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:07:24 2015 No.12861220 >>12861211 I want an actual dog girl though. I avoid wolfus because of all the fluffyposting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:08:07 2015 No.12861221 >>12861220 You want a dog that isn't fluffy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:08:46 2015 No.12861224 File: 316 KB, 443x646, 1419305593275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861217

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:09:22 2015 No.12861226 File: 396 KB, 1116x715, 1406547268627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861213 Nyaan~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:10:01 2015 No.12861229 >>12861221 He probably wants one of those shitty loud loli-chihuahuas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:10:03 2015 No.12861230 >>12861201 >remember the heretics and unbelievers are trapped in tombs of flame >hell of heresy if you locked in a tomb eternally fucking your Ignis/Lava Golem/Hinemizu/Salamander waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:10:10 2015 No.12861231 >>12861217 Werewolves are generally meant to be vicious predators, not running after sticks and hiding from the vacuum cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:11:01 2015 No.12861234 >>12861231 I'm sure mother nature intended the same for wolves, and yet they became dogs when they met us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:12:04 2015 No.12861238 >>12861184 >liking shota >hating loli Shit taste levels: maximum

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:12:59 2015 No.12861242 >>12861231 Know what else is Vicious Predators? Man.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:13:32 2015 No.12861244

>>12861221
I mean I ignored wolfus because of all the fluffy, everyday, along with kitsunes and the like, it became really annoying. Haven't really seen these wolves turned dogs that you speak, just cute stuff, like the husband comforting his wife during a thunderstorm. And the wolfus still fuck their husbands across the floor , so I don't really get all the hate.

>>12861229
I'd love a dachshund.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:15:16 2015 No.12861249 >>12859581 I think thats the kind of behavior best fitting for Wurms, not stupid/retarded. But just simple.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:17:46 2015 No.12861251 >>12861249 >But just simple That's how they are supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:17:54 2015 No.12861253 >>12861244 >dachshund Gross, why? >Flat >Skinny >Short legs >Short arms >Loong belly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:18:34 2015 No.12861254 Which monster girl would give the best pawjobs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:18:58 2015 No.12861257 >>12861242 >>12861234 Looks like the HFY guys are about today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:20:20 2015 No.12861260 >>12861257 Looks like the betas are getting mad people don't conform to their shitty way of thinking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:21:17 2015 No.12861264 >>12861257 How am I a HFY guy for pointing out that wolves were domesticated into dogs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:21:44 2015 No.12861267 >>12861260 You sound mad that people aren't conforming to your shitty way of thinking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:24:24 2015 No.12861269 >>12861267 >Doing sick awesome shit is a shitty way of thinking. >But getting diseases from the 20 stiletto heel wounds in my back and suffering from fevers and dizziness from Blood Loss is A-OK! Oh you betas always amuse me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:25:04 2015 No.12861270 So? Is this accurate? >http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-we-are-so-intrigued-by-zombies/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:25:21 2015 No.12861271 File: 266 KB, 858x800, 233_yeti_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861254

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:26:10 2015 No.12861272 >>12861260 >>12861269 >In 4chan >In /mgt/ >Calling other people beta

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:26:26 2015 No.12861273 If you rubbed your dick on a weresheep's wool, would it go limp? With it having a sedating effect and all...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:27:00 2015 No.12861274 >>12861273 No, it would go into wet-dream mode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:27:31 2015 No.12861275 >>12861253 Nothing wrong with shortstacks anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:28:20 2015 No.12861276 >>12861272 There is a fine line between being lonely. And being so desperate for a woman that if she tells you that your new favorite food is actual feces from a fat new york man you say yes. Desperation disgusts me, especially willing desperation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:28:45 2015 No.12861277 >>12861269 >I'm so cool I like guns and explosions and boobs and shit >You do a whole lotta stupid shit that I can't understand and because I don't do it, then it must suck, haha faggot [Insert condescension]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:29:42 2015 No.12861279 >>12861272 >thinking a website defines you >thinking everyone here is a beta and not simply perverts Step it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:30:56 2015 No.12861281 >>12861277 My ideology doesn't lead to me dying painfully through some sick Dom bitch's head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:31:14 2015 No.12861282 File: 56 KB, 600x837, 1402941109468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861279 If you were a true pervert, you would be more understanding of others! You're nothing but a hipster normie, posing as a pervert!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:32:36 2015 No.12861285 >>12861269 >>12861281 Please tell me you're baiting and that's not what you think femdom means.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:33:31 2015 No.12861286 >>12861281 >my ideology Implying >Your ideology I'm not arguing with you, for or against. I'm just pointing out that you sound like an insecure jock faggot. Your childish us/them mentality is proving that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:36:03 2015 No.12861291 >>12861282 I'm not the guy you originally replied to. >If you were a true pervert, you would be more understanding of others! Really now, those guys were having a good time and you >>12861257 couldn't' let them have their fun. Hypocrite.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:36:09 2015 No.12861292

>>12861282
being submissive has nothing to understand.
You go against nature.
You take pain as some form of pleasure, when the entire point, the entire function of pain is that your brain is telling you what just occurred to your body is a bad thing and should avoid it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:37:49 2015 No.12861294 >>12861292 >You go against nature. Where do you think you are? Do you think it's natural to want to fuck females of another species despite knowing that you can't give birth to both a male and a female of your own species?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:38:10 2015 No.12861295 >>12861292 >being submissive means you're a masochist Anon, I know it's hard, but you need to understand that these two things are not the same. I don't like pain at all. I still love the bitching bitch collar I got for Christmas though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:38:52 2015 No.12861297 >>12861292 >All femdom is bdsm Don't be a idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:40:52 2015 No.12861301 >>12861292 >You take pain as some form of pleasure That's not what submissiveness is about. it's about being taken care of, isn't finding further levels of comfort what all humans strive for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:43:30 2015 No.12861306 >>12861292 >You take pain as some form of pleasure >He thinks femdom means bdsm

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:44:46 2015 No.12861309

>>12861301
>Being taken care of
Then it becomes you wear something cause she said it.
Then it becomes you eat something you don't like because she said so
The it becomes find this job so you look good for her to her friends
then it becomes Changing your entire way of thinking because she doesn't like it
Then it becomes having your opinion never mattering, your words never taken seriously, you are nothing more than a pet, a trophy that is not allowed it's own thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:46:15 2015 No.12861312 >>12861189 >lolis raping MC >somehow bothering How? Are you a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:47:07 2015 No.12861315 >>12861285 >>12861295 >>12861297 >>12861301 >>12861306 Can you blame him? How often do you guys, or guys from your camp express the desire to be used up, abused and even killed in service to a mistress?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:47:16 2015 No.12861317 >>12861309 I think you're reaching a bit there anon, i meant in the general sense of being taken care of, not as in my mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:48:03 2015 No.12861321 >>12861309 >Projecting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:48:28 2015 No.12861322 >>12861315 I haven't really taken part in mg threads for awhile, and i used to see one maybe once a thread, have they gotten more common?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:48:28 2015 No.12861323 >>12861317 The moment you give away your free will to something it's gone forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:48:48 2015 No.12861325 >>12861312 You're barking up the wrong tree >>12861315 But those people are masochists, I'm not. They're not from my camp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:49:50 2015 No.12861328 >>12861323 >being this insane Okay, this conversation needs to stop Freedom-kun, your shenanigans is not good for us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:50:07 2015 No.12861329 >>12861322 It's all the time now It's even gotten worse in quality because they shitpost anyone who wants to do Devil May Cry or TTGL shit with or for their waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:51:35 2015 No.12861332 >>12861322 >have they gotten more common? No. But of course he/they will say yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:52:26 2015 No.12861335 >>12861315 You misunderstand.I want to be used like a slut because I am a slut. I don't want to be killed or abused.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:52:53 2015 No.12861338 >>12860040 Never give up, there will be a way to turn her back. Even if that requires you to travel to the monster lord herself for aid. Love knows no bounds.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:53:27 2015 No.12861339

>>12861244
>Haven't really seen these wolves turned dogs that you speak, just cute stuff, like the husband comforting his wife during a thunderstorm. And the wolfus still fuck their husbands across the floor , so I don't really get all the hate.

I think I may have been the one that wrote those little greentexts. If so, I think it's neat folks remember.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 11:59:20 2015 No.12861355 File: 1.00 MB, 1400x1812, 1420081265640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember when turning girls into monster girls was a thing? Well, a not-fag artist did Date a Live Yoshino as a glacies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:00:56 2015 No.12861357 >>12861355 Noice. It's a bit shame he didn't do the others full colour, but beggars can't be choosers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:01:04 2015 No.12861358 I want to go to bed with a Dormouse and sleep the day away. Maybe wake up and have sex once or twice before passing back out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:02:35 2015 No.12861364 File: 550 KB, 1330x1216, 1419698355562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859510

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:02:38 2015 No.12861365 >>12861358 >Implying you wouldn't wake up with her riding you for the 8th time that night, belly already distended with creamy filling from all the impregnation attempts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:03:07 2015 No.12861367 File: 507 KB, 765x585, 3D Glacies rump.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861355 I thought that was the 3D model for a moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:04:05 2015 No.12861370 >>12861365 Can't we just have a chill day with cuddlesex?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:06:32 2015 No.12861375 >>12861367 >dat ass Jesus, do they all have nice asses like that? As an ass-man, I think glacies just moved up to one of my favourites. Something of them in summer would be cute. Also, any love for them here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:06:35 2015 No.12861376 >>12861364 are you trying to kill me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:07:46 2015 No.12861381 >>12861355 I remembered a guy that turned touhous into slimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:07:49 2015 No.12861382 >>12861370 Not until she's pregnant, you lazy arse. Plus, she gives off the rape-me aura which makes you want to brutally bang her anyways. But if you're really tired, she can just ride you while you're both asleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:09:08 2015 No.12861384 >>12861382 Are there drawings of her getting brutally banged by her man? Like ear-biting tail-pulling sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:09:36 2015 No.12861386 >>12861375 >Jesus, do they all have nice asses like that? That depends entirely on her body-type. Keep in mind that most Glacies are tsunderes.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:09:39 2015 No.12861387

>>12861364
I remember this being labeled cosplay-tier when it first came out.

Glad those days are over. I find her quite cute...

>>12861370
I dunno. You think you can cuddle someone that adorable without succumbing to the aforementioned 'proactive' charm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:09:39 2015 No.12861388 >>12861364 I never noticed that she's actually pretty toned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:09:59 2015 No.12861389 >>12861382 I am so fucking tired I doubt even her aura would be of much use in this situation. Sleep sex sounds cute though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:10:44 2015 No.12861394 >>12861375 I kinda dislike how their bodies don't feel cold anymore once they get into you. Is it the same with Yuki-onnas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:11:12 2015 No.12861395 >>12861384 Huh, I just realized we don't have very many of rough sex with MGs. After I finish Nyanon's kumiho request, I might give doing that a shot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:12:09 2015 No.12861399 >>12861395 Drawfag detected. Preparing to stare intently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:13:58 2015 No.12861411 >>12861019 I want polt to narrate my life.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:14:01 2015 No.12861412

>>12861399
Yes, 'tis I, Danna-sama. I planned on drawing while visiting my parents over the holidays, and installed photoshop on my laptop, but it didn't have the graphics card to handle special effects tools. So I've been on hiatus -- until I go back home to my real PC in a few days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:15:02 2015 No.12861416 >>12861412 Does getting stared at have positive effects on your work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:15:05 2015 No.12861417 >>12861394 Most MGE monster girls' monstrous attributes are basically just for show. Once it's time to fuck they just magic it all away for "convenience"'s sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:16:47 2015 No.12861423 >>12861416 Not if I don't have working photoshop, no. Be patient, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:17:44 2015 No.12861425 File: 41 KB, 232x242, Wurm Jii.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861423 >Jii~ Just to be safe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:18:23 2015 No.12861428 >>12861386 >imagining a blushing, stuttering, upset glacies Jeez, why isn't this more popular? And not all MGs have to follow the encyclopedia, in terms of personallity, so you can get a sadist ryu or a kuudere holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:19:32 2015 No.12861430 >>12861428 >sadist ryu >MWAHAHAHA! I shall withhold rain until seven well endowed virgin boys are brought to me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:19:38 2015 No.12861431 >>12861395 Can you do rough sex with a holstaurus or glacies? Like arms or hair pulled from behind, like handle-bars? And flying milk with holst and loud moos?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:19:44 2015 No.12861433 File: 398 KB, 853x480, 1374105176150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861423 >Jii~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:20:40 2015 No.12861434 >>12861367 >file no longer exists >no google results FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:21:06 2015 No.12861435 >>12861431 >ravaging a Holst H-heretic!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:22:08 2015 No.12861438 >>12861434 >>12859085

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:22:24 2015 No.12861440 >>12861431 >rough sex with a holstaurus B-But my vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:24:23 2015 No.12861447 >>12861431 Well, Dormice and P'Orcs are the two canon masochists who can genuinely enjoy being treated badly and roughly, so I was thinking of drawing one of those. Are you imagining just a very hard fucking, or actual inflicting pain sadism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:24:29 2015 No.12861448 >>12861438 Welp, I checked the site and got no results. I guess I'm dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:25:16 2015 No.12861451 >>12861447 P'Orc please. I want to see some marks on their meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:25:34 2015 No.12861452 >>12861364 What kind of pose is that supposed to be? Like, what the hell is she doing? And why is she showing off her paws like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:26:03 2015 No.12861456 >>12861447 Hard fucking

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:28:40 2015 No.12861462 >>12861328 >freedom kun He's not me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:28:56 2015 No.12861464 >>12861447 Hard fucking, still 'vanilla' I would never want to really hurt a holst, unless she's a masocist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:29:47 2015 No.12861469 >>12861339 They're among my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:31:38 2015 No.12861473 >>12861448 NEED MOAR SPOONFEEDING

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:31:42 2015 No.12861474 >>12861452 She wants to know what you two are going to do on the bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:33:45 2015 No.12861478 >>12861474 1. things we need 2.whole buncha shit 3.this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:34:56 2015 No.12861481 >>12861322 They've gotten more vocal in the aftermath of a certain story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:36:42 2015 No.12861485 >>12861481 What story?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:39:08 2015 No.12861490 >>12861485 Some manticore and her bitchboy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:41:13 2015 No.12861491 File: 112 KB, 1158x819, 1406004555825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861490 Oh. That was one lucky boy, wasn't it Miss Happy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:45:42 2015 No.12861496 >>12861490 Got a name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:46:32 2015 No.12861497 >>12861496 Long ass greentext. Someone is bound to have it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:48:00 2015 No.12861500 >>12861497 Oh wait now I know which one you're talking about. Is it that one with the guy who kept going on about his manticore mistress?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:48:24 2015 No.12861501 File: 1.18 MB, 5652x2520, manticore slaveboy saga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861497 Here's one set.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:48:52 2015 No.12861502 >>12861500 That's the stuff. Miss Happy cried tears of joy at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:51:01 2015 No.12861507 File: 513 KB, 1892x1845, manticore slaveboy saga-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861501 Here's the other. I hope someone has the set where mistress proposes to slaveboy for marriage on them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:51:52 2015 No.12861509 >>12861500 Oh...THAT one. Yep, feeling rustled already..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:52:39 2015 No.12861514 >>12861497 None of that text was green. >>12861509 Why does it bother you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:52:53 2015 No.12861515 >>12858872 can i hold you that anon? if i write my story tomorrow and post it the day after tomorrow, will you write me a criticizing post about it ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:55:04 2015 No.12861519 >>12861514 Who. The fuck. Cares?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:56:13 2015 No.12861522 >>12861514 >Why does it bother you? At the risk of starting shit again: I dunno, I cringe at almost every line. It even makes me angry for some reason. I know some people are into that, but I just cannot imagine why..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 12:59:43 2015 No.12861532 >>12861522 No shit to start in a discussion. I can't imagine why someone would want to dominate someone and control them.

>>	Gauf Thu Jan 1 12:59:49 2015 No.12861534 >>12861515 Yes, you can hold me to that. It may not be glowing praise unless it's finished by today, but I'll write a piece of criticism/praise when it's done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:00:36 2015 No.12861537 >>12861532 >I can't imagine Then please, please don't talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:01:42 2015 No.12861541 >>12861532 Domination is one thing, sadism is another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:02:00 2015 No.12861542 >>12861532 Well, I would contest the word "control".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:04:15 2015 No.12861548 >>12861507 Here's a complete set. https://imgur.com/dZwRnwE,1qI2YIC,8XHAKEy,6Y4ML8M

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:10:10 2015 No.12861559 >>12861548 Thanks. Going by the the typing style and mannerisms, it certainly wasn't Bob who wrote these, although he claims he did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:14:06 2015 No.12861566 >>12861292 >You go against nature You know that the female is the dominant in some species right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:14:25 2015 No.12861567 >>12861559 >although he claims he did. When did he do that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:15:54 2015 No.12861571 >>12861567 Well, I think he claimed he did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:17:20 2015 No.12861573 >>12861548 That set isnt complete either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:18:07 2015 No.12861576 >>12861571 Is this like that time that one guy claimed Alp had threatened to commit suicide?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:18:22 2015 No.12861578 What Monster Girls would be most common where you live based off the local fauna?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:19:12 2015 No.12861582 File: 381 KB, 1187x1800, P206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861578 Only the most glorious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:19:21 2015 No.12861583 >>12861576 No clue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:20:16 2015 No.12861586 >>12861578 There's cows within a two minute walk from where I live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:21:31 2015 No.12861591 >>12861578 Beastgirls. Beastgirls everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:22:11 2015 No.12861593 >>12861578 Longhorn holsts, Hawk Harpies, Armadillo-chan and Skunk Onee-san trying to cross the road, Wolf spider arachne and jumping spider arachnes, centaurs, all kinds of stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:22:29 2015 No.12861594 File: 371 KB, 459x630, mge Harpy - SFW edition.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861578 Harpies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:23:44 2015 No.12861597 >>12861578 Werecats, Harpies, and Arachne on my block alone. That doesn't factor in Lamia, and whatever is the MG equivalent to opossum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:23:45 2015 No.12861598 >>12861593 >jumping spider arachnes >"GOOD MORNING SEMPAI!" >she jumps on you as you leave your house

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:23:57 2015 No.12861599 >>12861594 Would you smack your waifu if she drooled on you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:23:59 2015 No.12861600 >>12861578 Dogs, cats, and tiny birdgirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:24:55 2015 No.12861603 >>12861599 Why would I? Should she smack you if you drool on her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:25:11 2015 No.12861605 >>12861597 *black widow arachne

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:25:20 2015 No.12861606 >>12861594 >TFW living in the woods gives me a choice of Kitsune, Hinds, and Crow Harpies Shit sucks man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:25:55 2015 No.12861611 >>12861578 I'm not sure. There aren't many species around here, so the common ones; hapies, dog and cat girls, mermaids, etc. By climate I could have more, though. Mediterranean subtropical climate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:27:57 2015 No.12861617 >>12861573 Really? What's missing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:28:25 2015 No.12861619 >>12861603 You want to be drooled on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:29:01 2015 No.12861620 >>12861619 Not him, but yes.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:29:02 2015 No.12861621

>>12861578
West Michigan so probably a shit ton of deer-girls, some were-cats, dog girls and probably the ocassional harpy.

Folks near Lake Michigan would probably get a few aquatic MGs and the UP would have some were-bears/were-wolves.

Probably an occasional centaur/ Holstaurus farm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:29:34 2015 No.12861622 >>12861598 I want this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:29:48 2015 No.12861623 >>12861578 Harpies, Dogs, Cat and Lamias as well as several spiders too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:30:43 2015 No.12861626 >>12861621UP would probably have some elves/dryads inna woods as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:31:34 2015 No.12861630 >>12861578 Holsts, Harpies, and Lamias. Too bad about the arachnes and Girtablilus though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:32:45 2015 No.12861632 >>12861620 Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:33:43 2015 No.12861639 File: 127 KB, 336x600, Weresheep_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:34:10 2015 No.12861640 Cuddlesex quickie with Yeti girl soon, maybe, fellow STALKERs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:34:29 2015 No.12861642 >>12861626 What makes you think yoopers would get elves and dryads?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:34:31 2015 No.12861643 >>12861632 What's there to tell? I love the idea of a girl kissing me all over while salivating. And I would do the same to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:35:32 2015 No.12861646 >>12861640 Did you hear that Artyom? He still thinks The Zone was bad!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:36:06 2015 No.12861647 >>12861639 Wasted opportunity on the OPs part. >>12861640 Wunderbar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:37:27 2015 No.12861648 >>12861643 Swapping spit is inevitable while kissing. What I had in mind was a MG attacking you and slobbering all over you as she does so, kind of like it seems it's gonna happen here >>12861594.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:39:56 2015 No.12861655 >>12861648 But she would be slobbering all over me, I said "all over", that means all over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:40:11 2015 No.12861656 >>12861639 How does her wool work Are those clothes she's wearing... under her wool?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:40:29 2015 No.12861657 >>12861578 Holsts, weresheep, possibly some werecats and werewolves, nothing too exciting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:41:20 2015 No.12861658 >>12861642 Lots of woodland up there. I may be over estimating the amount but feels like it would fit to me They have some of the few remaining virgin forests in Michigan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:41:52 2015 No.12861659 File: 271 KB, 519x600, 1365043623649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861656 It works because of reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:42:19 2015 No.12861661 File: 337 KB, 682x677, Weresheep sheered.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861656 She's probably wearing her own wool as part of her outfit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:43:06 2015 No.12861663 >>12861364 I keep having an idea for a Succubus anatomy one. >Mouth-pussy >Nose-pussy >Ear-pussies >Hand-pussies >Elbow-pussies >Armpit-pussies >Ass-pussy >Thigh-pussy >Knee-pussies >Feet-pussies >Vagina (UNVERIFIED)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:43:07 2015 No.12861664 >>12861659 >>12861661 So can you just literally not fuck her at all without shearing off her wool first? That's so lame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:43:44 2015 No.12861667 >>12861658 I am just trying to figure out how they would deal with the awful cold in the winter. I can't remember how resistant elves are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:44:08 2015 No.12861669 >>12861664 >sheep girl shearing >not fucking awesome What are you, gay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:44:18 2015 No.12861670 >>12861663 the Jinko one needs the word chuff in every anatomical description like the Chuff tunnel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:45:01 2015 No.12861672 >>12861667 Going by my massive Warhammer Fantasy boner, they're about as resistant as humans. The only difference to that rule would be the Dark Elves, who basically live in the Yukon anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:45:12 2015 No.12861673 >>12861664 Her wool actually contains sleep pheromones that allow them to gently rape their potential husband while he's drowsy. Once it's sheered off, she enters snu-snu mode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:46:30 2015 No.12861677 >>12861673 >she enters snu-snu mode >youjustbrokethearmorthatinhibitedmypowers.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:47:13 2015 No.12861678 File: 124 KB, 716x1012, `````````.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861656

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:47:45 2015 No.12861683 >>12861617 Apperantly there is a set where the mistress proposes to the slaveboy. According to the anon here >>12861507 And that part isn't on the igmur album. (assuming it exists)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:48:21 2015 No.12861686 >>12861678 >those eyes She's already dead inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:51:36 2015 No.12861701 >>12861672 Canada is now filled with dark elves and glacies along with bear girls Have fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:52:23 2015 No.12861704 >>12861686 She's fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:52:38 2015 No.12861705 >>12861678 I just realized, that's one of the brothers isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:55:14 2015 No.12861712 >>12861705 Yes, which means inevitably this is going to lead to some kinky sheep sex. With the lights on, no handholding. Only ass slapping and breast groping. And ending in snuggle spooning

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:56:08 2015 No.12861721 >>12861701 and asshole geese harpies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:57:05 2015 No.12861725 >>12861678 >all that fluff Do we have any "fat" weresheep art?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:57:26 2015 No.12861727 >>12861721 >>12861721 I don't want to go to Canada anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 13:58:27 2015 No.12861729 >>12861725 Don't you mean healthy? I actually have a picture of a Weresheep with massive cowtits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:00:03 2015 No.12861735 >>12861725 http://i.imgur.com/FJnax8C.jpg Remember to always shear your sheep girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:00:03 2015 No.12861736 >>12861721 Canada just seems to get all the jerk monsters don't they? They may have Yeti/Bigfoot up there

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:06:11 2015 No.12861753 >>12861729 I meant fat with wool. >>12861735 Fucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:11:59 2015 No.12861764 >>12861578 Harpies. However they would be fierce as we have Predatory birds in my region.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:15:34 2015 No.12861775 File: 162 KB, 728x1065, 1342873278434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861019 Polt-san is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:16:30 2015 No.12861779 >>12861775 >Polt uses Dig

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:17:16 2015 No.12861783 >>>12861578 >big cities How would that work? So squirrel, pigeon, mice, and little house bugs? Actually I would a roly poly girl, however that might work.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:23:48 2015 No.12861801

>>12861578
New Zealand mostly just has birds, plants and insects. As well as domestic farm animals.

So there would be several Plansect Villages along with lots of Harpy tribes. Including adorable flightless Kiwi and Takahe Harpies.

If we're including mythical or extinct creatures. Haast's Eagle would be some buff, massive, fierce Harpy with tribal tattoos.(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%27s_eagle)) who would hunt Moa Girls, giant flightless Harpies.

As far as mythology goes, there would be Taniwha Girls. Who would be some cross between an Oni and a Shark Girl. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taniwha))

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:25:58 2015 No.12861807 >>12861578 RIP australians. >even the dryads are covered in spikes that shoot off in clouds when a gust of wind hits them

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:26:45 2015 No.12861809

>>12861801
We agreed a few weeks ago that MGC Australia would be our quarantine zone for MGs that are threats to humanity -- spiders, grapesnakes, scorpions, ropers, tentacles, zombies, ghouls, devil bugs, sharkgirls, etc.

So if you're in NZ, you'll probably get some of the nastiest too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:27:30 2015 No.12861813 >>12861807 Even MGs don't make Australia better instead of getting killed by nature you just get raped and imprisoned by it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:28:39 2015 No.12861818 >>12861807 >Loud as fuck, obnoxious Kookaburra Harpies sitting outside your window. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLfOjOcCWls I would die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:29:57 2015 No.12861824 >>12861809 You'd think so, but New Zealand only has like 2 poisonous animals, nearly everything is harmless. We gave all our dangerous animals to Australia in the mid 1800's in exchange for beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:30:44 2015 No.12861826 >>12861818 Oh god.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:31:12 2015 No.12861828 >>12861807 >gympie gympie alraune gods save austrailia should monstergirls become a thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:32:10 2015 No.12861830 >>12861828 >Jamestown Weed Alraune

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:32:29 2015 No.12861831 >>12861826 >"Let's all wake up Anon!" >"Come on Anon! Get out of bed!" >"Are you awake?!" >"Are you awake?! Are you awake?! Are you awake?! Are you awake?! Are you awake?!" Fuck Harpies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:33:04 2015 No.12861832 >>12861809 There's nothing wrong with spiders, grapesnakes, scorpions, zombies, ghouls and sharkgirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:34:05 2015 No.12861836 >>12861831 better than an alarm clock. >Hey harpy, I'll give you a package of sunflower seeds if you promise to wake me up before school!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:34:14 2015 No.12861837 >>12861832 >zombies >ghouls So you live in a place with cemeteries and crypts nearby?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:34:17 2015 No.12861839 >>12861807 Now that I think about it, what would a platypus girl be like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:34:50 2015 No.12861842 >>12861809 If anything, it's the plant girls who would be the most dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:35:50 2015 No.12861844 >>12861842 >Gypsom Weed Alraune >Poppy Alraune >They literally drug and rape you >Using you as nothing more than a living dildo to pollinate themselves with to spread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:36:35 2015 No.12861848 >>12861832 >Grapesnake not being a threat >Attacking men AND women on sight I think too many people just care about the funbags and the femdom look in her profile without actually reading the thing carefully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:36:48 2015 No.12861850 >>12861842 Glad that Triffid girls aren't a thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:36:51 2015 No.12861851 >>12861673 But how does that make sense when the wool is actually just clothes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:37:12 2015 No.12861852 >>12861809 >>12861842 Would you a Weta Girl? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-WKSugzoh0

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:37:51 2015 No.12861853 >>12861775 Too bad she's really not attractive at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:38:20 2015 No.12861856 >>12861853 I find her very attractive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:38:55 2015 No.12861859 >>12861848 Wouldn't modern age Grape Snakes be leading rebel groups in Egypt? Leading a coup against the fascist Pharaoh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:39:14 2015 No.12861860 File: 256 KB, 800x1000, 1420043063995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this somewhat teenage looking Baphomet have Ilassa's insignia hanging off her collar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:39:55 2015 No.12861863 >>12861852 You act like that's a question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:40:45 2015 No.12861864 >>12861851 She still has wool growing off of her limbs, she's justing using what she already has shaved off as part of her attire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:40:45 2015 No.12861865 >>12861830 >>12861828 Isn't there also some kind of a bush in Australia that just has really sharp leaves or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:40:57 2015 No.12861867 >>12861856 But she's a furry with huge man hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:41:04 2015 No.12861869 >>12861853 fuck you then I'll take her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:41:53 2015 No.12861871 >>12861863 How about a thugdere Weta Girl getting into a fight with your pet Werecat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2N5Ukns_bs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:41:58 2015 No.12861872 >>12861867 >furry She's borderline, but not quite. She's also cute as fuck and has an amazing body. And >not liking her big soft paws and strong arms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:42:43 2015 No.12861874 >>12861867 She's cute, has an up-beat attitude and her ass is FINE.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:43:16 2015 No.12861876

>>12861867
Absolutely no-one cares, furry or not. And I go back to a point I made before-damn near everyone here is into some sort of animalistic trait, be it scales, color, tail, ears or whatever. So what if she has fur? Fur is normal compared to some of the crazy shit we see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:43:29 2015 No.12861878 >>12861837 Actually yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:44:02 2015 No.12861879 >>12861871 >pet Werecat Well then why didn't you say she was mai waifu? Of course I would be on her side. Though if I didn't I'd obviously a weta.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:44:09 2015 No.12861881 >>12861876 It's not the fur that's the problem, it's the face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:44:13 2015 No.12861882 >>12861578 I live facing a graveyard, undead types would be besieging the house every night. No big crypts though, so the most I'd get would be Ghouls, Skeletons and Zombies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:44:16 2015 No.12861883 >>12861871 >pet Werecat Unless she's in to that sort of thing, sure.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:47:22 2015 No.12861892

>>12861881
How polt's furryness works is open to debate. It's been shown that she had fur only on her hands and legs early on, but then that changed to all over.

Of course in the comics she obviously possesses a human appearance. In works in simplified 2D but I do genuinely question if she would be horrifying in 3D. But until she becomes real, there's no problem.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:47:45 2015 No.12861895
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>>12861882
I would be jealous.

Each night, peering out of your window, seeing Zombie, Skeleton, Ghost and Ghoul Girls frolicking amongst the gravestones at night.

Each night they'd try to break into your house and you'd need to keep them at bay until sunrise, or they'll drag you to their crypt for endless Undead hugs and love-making.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:47:55 2015 No.12861896 >>12861864 But where? All of her wool is above the skin-tight black pants, top and long gloves.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:47:56 2015 No.12861897

>>12861867
>>12861876

Look, /mgt/ has a rule: there is an exception to every taboo.

Furry? Polt's cool.
No homo? Alps
No yuri? Lillirune
No vore? Sandworm
No animal pussy? Centaur-types (well, by KC lore it's the only exception)
No futa? Cheshire. (Like it or not, threadcanon has cemented her as the primary futa MG)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:49:03 2015 No.12861898 >>12861897 >Sandworm Vore is not okay even with Sandworms. >Cheshire That's just the one character.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:49:05 2015 No.12861899 >>12861897 Fuck off, none of those are accepted here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:50:04 2015 No.12861902 >>12861899 Alps are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:50:13 2015 No.12861903 >>12861892 >It's been shown that she had fur only on her hands and legs early on No it wasn't, that's just Crabman's shitty undetailed art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:50:41 2015 No.12861905 File: 424 KB, 720x960, 1412534273046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please send help, I've begun to enjoy chubby girl NTR.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:51:40 2015 No.12861908 >>12861905 The Mooquisition will be with you shortly. Standby for castration.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:51:46 2015 No.12861909 >>12861903 See second point. >>12861905 She's not that chubby, you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:52:42 2015 No.12861912 >>12861892 >Of course in the comics she obviously possesses a human appearance Look at that face >>12861775 and try to tell me that looks human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:52:43 2015 No.12861913 >>12861899 >Polts not accepted >Alps not accepted Sure. >>12861903 Yeah. Even polt's profile explicitly says "she has multiple pairs of breasts hidden beneath her fur."

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:53:04 2015 No.12861915
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>>12861897
>Sandworm
They don't role that way.
>Cheshire. (Like it or not, threadcanon has cemented her as the primary futa MG)
No. Bob, his defense force, his futa shitposters, and his drawfag buddies did that.

Newfaggots like you insist otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:53:46 2015 No.12861918 >>12861897 >Like it or not, threadcanon has cemented her as the primary futa MG There isn't a futa mg, are you the faggot from the last thread saying that futa was accepted here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:54:12 2015 No.12861921 >>12861905 Female, or male:netorare?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:54:21 2015 No.12861922 >>12861912 She looks human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:54:42 2015 No.12861924 >>12861915 I've yet to see any art of story suggestion any other MGs are futa besides Cheshires in recent memory. Never "futa wolf' or "futa dragon" -- nope, it's only ever "futa cat"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:54:52 2015 No.12861926 >>12861922 Fucking how?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:55:15 2015 No.12861928 >>12861908 >Mooquisition Please tell me there's pictures of this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:55:37 2015 No.12861931 >>12861913 >Yeah. Even polt's profile explicitly says "she has multiple pairs of breasts hidden beneath her fur." ON OTHER DISTANT COUSINS. She has multiple NIPPLES, not breasts. >>12861915 >He disagrees with me! >I should call him a newfag! nice,

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:55:37 2015 No.12861932 >>12861895 It helps that I love the undead types a lot. Ghouls and Liches really are a best. Blowjobs and intelligent conversations respectively. Followed by more blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:55:38 2015 No.12861933 >>12861905 Start to read and fap with all the vanilla you can find. If that doesn't help you, consider killing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:55:50 2015 No.12861934 >>12861918 Sorry, you're right. Futa is the only taboo without an exception. And maybe guro. But Cheshire is the unofficial futa MG, at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:56:19 2015 No.12861938 >>12861921 female of course, it's all about the faceless fat men raping the chubby girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:56:27 2015 No.12861939 >>12861928 Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:57:01 2015 No.12861942 >>12861938 Consider suicide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:57:47 2015 No.12861944 >>12861922 THIS >>12860992 looks human to you? No matter how hard I try, I can't see her as anything but some anthropomorphized dog thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:57:52 2015 No.12861945 File: 420 KB, 849x1200, 1784643575435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861928 >"I trust you are a worshiper of Hathor, like a good boy, ya?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:57:56 2015 No.12861946 >>12861926 The face. Really the only non-human part is the nose. I spose the nose knows that it's important, but I can overlook it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 14:58:51 2015 No.12861948 >>12861897 Polt is decidedly not cool since to this day she causes division. Alps are biologically female. Bait for males. Try harder. Frontpussy. Chesires don't have dicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:00:27 2015 No.12861952 File: 311 KB, 1131x1600, 0GtTLoX_023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861938 End yourself. Leave for a while, fap to everything you can until you're burned out. Wait a month or two, and find some good old vanilla /ss/ to fap to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:00:49 2015 No.12861954 >>12861860 Baphomets are the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:01:22 2015 No.12861956 >>12861934 >But Cheshire is the unofficial futa MG, at least And now you can't enjoy Cheshire without the futafags showing up. Thanks Bob and Less. >inb4 memehate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:01:33 2015 No.12861958 >>12861952 What is this burning out you guys talk about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:02:12 2015 No.12861959 >>12861948 I don't even like centaurs but I think centaurs with front pussy are fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:02:35 2015 No.12861960 >>12861897 >threadcanon You mean trolls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:02:35 2015 No.12861961 >>12861958 You'll know what I mean.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:03:32 2015 No.12861966

>>12861948
>MG whose entire shtick is literally based around the fact it thinks it's a male, speaks like a male, and acts like a male. And is attracted to males despite thinking it's a male.
>Not to mention all those greentext stories about fucking the until-yesterday male best friend

>Not even partly gay.

k

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:03:32 2015 No.12861967 File: 563 KB, 933x769, MEMES.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861956

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:04:08 2015 No.12861969 >>12861944 That "she looks human" Tag of mine has to carry a very large, swollen asterisk because she's a 50% human girl, when compared to the 90% human girls we so often see. We should make a chart!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:04:50 2015 No.12861971 >>12861959 It's a nice alternative for those who don't want to be filthy bestialityfags. Thanks KC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:05:16 2015 No.12861973 >>12861897 >threadcanon You mean futafags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:05:24 2015 No.12861974 >>12861966 I think you're confused. Alps start off as gay, then turn female, at which point they become straight. The guy who fucks an Alp? Straight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:05:57 2015 No.12861975 >>12861966 >I can't read

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:06:34 2015 No.12861976 >>12861969 >when compared to the 90% human girls we so often see But those are the only ones that we accept here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:07:12 2015 No.12861977 Do you like moeblobs? Which MG would you like to see a moeblob of?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:07:35 2015 No.12861978 >>12861974 Except, you know, he wants to fuck something that looks androgynous, talks like a guy, acts like a guy, thinks like a guy... whether it has a vagina or not is pretty irrelevant at that point, that's gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:07:43 2015 No.12861979 File: 54 KB, 298x348, 1400679235702.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861976 That a fact?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:07:49 2015 No.12861980 >>12861961 I honestly don't. I am always ready to fap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:07:55 2015 No.12861981 >>12861977 Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:08:01 2015 No.12861982 File: 91 KB, 600x845, 14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861952 >ss Fuck that shit I would rather fap to furry than to shota Shota a shit Unless they are being gangraped by fat old men of course

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:08:28 2015 No.12861985 >>12861976 >What is Thomas.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:08:54 2015 No.12861988

>>12861924

That's because Bob, The BDF, and various drawfaggots like to re-enforce the very non canon full package futanari with shit like "KITTY CREME", "CAT BATTER", and "ECLAIR FROM CLARE" because they know it stirs shit up.

Hell, i'd say that's the primary reason why Bob included anal sex scenes where she dicked the MC of Truckercore in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:08:57 2015 No.12861990 >>12861981 I don't understand. I won't be able to draw anything if you don't give me something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:09:29 2015 No.12861991 >>12861978 Well, maybe it's not 100% day, but it's not by a looong stretch remotely straight. It's like saying a muscle-building guy getting an operate to turn his poon into a vajayjay would be a totally straight fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:09:38 2015 No.12861993 >>12861977 Wheel Skeleton-chan. Camel Spider Arachne-chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:09:42 2015 No.12861994 >>12861978 >wanting to fuck a tomboy is gay I don't say this often, but please kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:09:42 2015 No.12861995 >>12861938 So what exactly are you talking about? The only thing that comes to my mind is Rihoko NTR doujins

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:10:00 2015 No.12861996

>>12861979
The part people give a shit about (her upper half) is still 90% human. With Polt you don't have any completely human parts, which is what makes her undesirable to begin with. Look at lamias, harpies, even centaurs, at least 50% of their body is completely human.
>>12861985
An artist with only one widely popular creation (frog girl), who also happened to be his most human-like monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:10:44 2015 No.12861997 >>12861978 We are way past this. Is it a little gay? Yes. Factually though? No, since she is completely female, and the acts like a guy thing? I think you're assuming. Stage 3 fixes that anyway should you be right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:11:08 2015 No.12861999 File: 73 KB, 400x400, 1361542953653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861982 >Shota a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:11:15 2015 No.12862000 >>12861996 >90% human Her hands are claws, her arms are chitin up to the elbow, she has three pairs of eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:11:24 2015 No.12862001 >>12861995 Anything by Rocket Monkey, for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:11:24 2015 No.12862002 >>12861996 >An artist with only one widely popular creation (frog girl), who also happened to be his most human-like monster girl? Fuck you, his Arachne and bat are my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:11:54 2015 No.12862004 File: 24 KB, 360x357, 1409341160210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861982

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:12:17 2015 No.12862006 File: 236 KB, 800x600, 8515d28f7c863a93e834bc6723252872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861999 >shota >not shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:12:22 2015 No.12862007 >>12861977 Werewolf or Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:12:22 2015 No.12862008 >>12861978 ....What? >>12861976 See this>>12861979 also horsepussy, non-solid girls, mermaids, ext. >>12861996 >makes her undesirable to begin with Speak for yourself. Furry or not, she's fine with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:12:35 2015 No.12862009 >>12861938 Make it your new years' resolution to get better taste

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:13:31 2015 No.12862015

>>12861994
There's a difference between a tomboy and what's literally a guy with a vagina.
>>12861997
>the acts like a guy thing? I think you're assuming
Read the extended book profile, it explicitly states they act around their lovers like male friends would, except for the fact that they also fuck.
>Stage 3 fixes that anyway should you be right
Stage 3 Alps are a minority that's mostly there for people who hate the concept of Alps, because in-universe it'd be very possible that you might get stuck with one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:14:11 2015 No.12862017 File: 15 KB, 340x269, 1420094674263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861982 >>12862006 >Gets off to fat, faceless old men. >Calls /ss/ shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:14:44 2015 No.12862018 >>12862015 >literally a guy with a vagina And ovaries, and a womb, and no Y chromosome. Wait, isn't that just a girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:15:21 2015 No.12862020 File: 2.20 MB, 1181x9240, 1400213561870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we go back to talking about the types of Monster Girls that would live around your area?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:15:39 2015 No.12862022 >>12862017 But ss literally means shotashit

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:16:00 2015 No.12862023

>>12862000
>Her hands are claws, her arms are chitin up to the elbow
Arms aren't that important, and they look quite similar to clothing anyway.
>she has three pairs of eyes
Valid point.
Still, 90% seems correct to me. And all the parts that a guy would be attracted to are still normal. Not so with Polt.
>>12862008
>Speak for yourself. Furry or not, she's fine with me.
Well, good for you, now leave, we don't want your kind here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:16:09 2015 No.12862024 >>12862020 I told you, there's a dairy farm on the other side of the road from where I live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:16:55 2015 No.12862025 >>12862020 I want to talk about which MG would be the moe-est. Udderly disgustingly cute. Heat orgasm material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:17:18 2015 No.12862028 >>12862020 >The only cryptids I have in my area would essentially be shortstack frog girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:17:49 2015 No.12862030 >>12862015 >not wanting a girl with the mind of a guy, no drama, no muh feelings bullshit If this makes me a homo, so be it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:17:55 2015 No.12862031 >>12862020 >England Kitsunes who could stand to see better days, squirrel girls, and scrawny pigeon harpies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:17:57 2015 No.12862032 >>12862025 >heat I meant heart, fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:18:05 2015 No.12862033 >>12862023 >Arms aren't that important You just said that because otherwise your 90% figure would have been wrong. Hands are important though. For handholding and handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:18:53 2015 No.12862037 >>12862018 Alps may be female biologically, but in every other aspect they're more male than female.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:19:15 2015 No.12862039 >>12862031 There's also lots and lots of rain, isn't there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:19:19 2015 No.12862041 Someone just give me a roly poly girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:19:35 2015 No.12862042 >>12862022 I-I don't think that's true anon

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:19:40 2015 No.12862043

>>12862015
>There's a difference between a tomboy and what's literally a guy with a vagina.
A guy with a vagina that has gone through a sort of magical sex change to posses all female sex organs.
>>12862023
>>Speak for yourself. Furry or not, she's fine with me.
>Well, good for you, now leave, we don't want your kind here.
you and you alone.
>This sandbox is mine, despite the fact that I neither own nor staff it, and if you don't like these rules that I create, you can fuck off, even if I have no authority to create those rules!
Fucking 5 year old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:19:42 2015 No.12862044 >>12862020 I have a pack of semi feral/outdoor pet cats that hang out in my yard. So essentially I'd have a group of constantly fighting werecats that have claimed my house as their own.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:19:50 2015 No.12862045

>>12862018
It really depends if being female is purely physical or not. If a male muscle builder gets a vagina, is it still totally straight to bang them? Like the alp being androgynous, the body types of (real life) female and male body builders are almost identical.

I think mentality has at least some (probably significant) impact on their real gender.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:20:27 2015 No.12862048 >>12862033 I meant that non-human arms typically won't detract much from the girl's attractiveness, and Rachnee's still look quite feminine anyway. >handholding Well, she can still do that, so where's the problem? >handjobs Literally who cares

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:21:03 2015 No.12862052

>>12862037
Guess what? Male-female is a BIOLOGICAL DISTINCTION. Nothing else matters. At all. Not to me.
Not that I'd care if I had to pound them into Alphood from since they were still male, but whatever.
>>12862048
You obviously care since you keep bitching.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:21:53 2015 No.12862054 >>12862025 Yeti and her snuggle lumps and tum-tum is the most moé >You will never blow strawberries on her tum-tum, eliciting a bout of giggles from her as she snuggles you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:22:21 2015 No.12862057 >>12862031 You would get Kikimora maids though. Also anything from Wonderland technically. >>12862044 Just don't let them bully you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:22:32 2015 No.12862058 >>12862031 i heard you guys have a lot of ring necks. so you would have a bunch of parrot harpies with cockney accents.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:22:41 2015 No.12862059 >>12862054 >strawberries That's "raspberries"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:23:15 2015 No.12862061 >>12862052 They literally self-identify as male. If you were to fuck one, she'd say things like "But it's not right for two guys to do this". This is canon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:23:23 2015 No.12862062 File: 126 KB, 1024x768, Saved in 3 seconds off google.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862020 Sandworms would populate the valleys here. Wish me luck. Might find a desert fox girl or something if lucky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:23:28 2015 No.12862063 >>12862052 >Male-female is a BIOLOGICAL DISTINCTION So a drag queen that dresses in high heels, wears a wig, dresses, and stockings is as straight as you are as long as he doesn't suck cock?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:24:01 2015 No.12862064 >>12862020 >texas Holstauruses, mockingbird harpies, bluebonnet alraune, rattlesnake lamias, razorback p'orcs I love my state

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:24:59 2015 No.12862067 >>12862061 So? >>12862063 Is he attracted to men? Gay. Is he not? Straight. This is simple stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:25:07 2015 No.12862068 >>12862057 I'm normally breaking up fights, they tend to panic and run pretty quickly. Other than that its nothing but squirrels deer birds and an occasional bear. Also one annoying as shit groundhog and her babies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:25:40 2015 No.12862069 >>12862064 >Razorback p'orcs >Adorable little tusks growing out of their mouths. I want this pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:25:42 2015 No.12862070 >>12862067 >So? How can you argue that that shit ain't gay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:26:05 2015 No.12862072 >>12862043 I want polt to be my sex ed teacher. >And now students, it is polite for the male partner to r...RAM it in!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:26:38 2015 No.12862077 >>12862070 Because a woman who thinks she's a man is still a woman.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:26:43 2015 No.12862078

>>12862039
Going by the sterotypes? Less than you'd expect, but more than you'd hope.

>>12862057
English kiki maids? Nice.

>>12862058
I've actually got a couple of parakeets (I assume they're Kingston parakeets) living right near my back garden. Colourful harpies are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:26:58 2015 No.12862079 >>12861423 I know it's late for this, but I couldn't resist http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100425151333/lotr/images/thumb/1/1e/Eye.jpg/500px-Eye.jpg JJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:27:04 2015 No.12862080 >/mgt/ attempts to into sociology of gender

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:27:26 2015 No.12862081 File: 196 KB, 600x1100, Graboid is in this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862062 That's a Graboid, not a sandworm. My mah main man also drew one too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:28:00 2015 No.12862082 >>12861928 >>12861939 >>12861945 If someone were to, say, draw this, would a red robe, a nun outfit or something else be the best?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:28:03 2015 No.12862084 >>12862078 i can imagine parrot harpies trying to make their mates wear extravagant colored clothes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:28:04 2015 No.12862085 >>12862061 And that goes away. They become females in body, mind and heart. Can you drop it, no one cares. >>12862063 >dressing up as the other gender is the same as having the chromosomes to be said gender

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:28:17 2015 No.12862087

>>12862067
The problem is modern psych theory tends to discriminate between three things:

1) Sex. What gender your physical body structure is.
2) Gender. What you THINK your sex is, and what you act like in terms of gender.
3) Sexual attraction. Manly men and effeminate women can be attracted to both men and women.

Pretending they don't exist because you're too pig-headed doesn't mean they don't exist, unless you have grounds to invalidate the science.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:29:01 2015 No.12862088 >>12862080 I think the argument here stems from the fact that an Alp's sex is female while their gender is still male and that confuses people. >>12862087 But I'm not pretending they don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:29:08 2015 No.12862089 >>12862081 I figure they would look similar if 3DPD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:29:18 2015 No.12862090 >>12862069 They'd be rowdy little ladies and when they get older they have full-out barnyard orgies and leave farmlands in spunk and keg-filled ruins

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:29:32 2015 No.12862091
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>>12862043
>you and you alone.
I agree with him. Get the fuck out.
Now let's discuss something else. Like how dragon girls are the best girls. Except for the shitty ones with grotesquely oversized claws. Fuck those.

>>	thegreens Thu Jan 1 15:30:14 2015 No.12862093 Well this is going to be fucking fun to summarize.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:30:16 2015 No.12862094 File: 79 KB, 198x181, 1401435913775.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862072 You gotta do it hard! You need to give it your all! No rests! Keep going!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:30:25 2015 No.12862096 >>12862087 >please take this to tumblr or crippledipplenigro infinity chons.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:30:59 2015 No.12862098

>>12862020
Lots of birds. Magpie thugdere harpies hang outside my window in the tree and make noise all day at me. Skittish and shy Quail harpies hide in all the shrubs. There's an owl onee-san, tomboy Bald Eagle and Osprey twins in the area as well. Typical squirrel population in addition to tanukis who both raid the bird feeders. The deer centaurs came down from the mountains at night although rarely so far as my house. I'm about a two minute walk from plenty of centaur and holstauri too. That's all within about a 3km radius.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:31:00 2015 No.12862099

>>12862085
>And that goes away. They become females in body, mind and heart. Can you drop it, no one cares.
A minority of them do. The majority remain men in women's bodies.
>>12862088
>while their gender is still male
And hence why fucking one would be gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:31:22 2015 No.12862101 >>12862091 You supporting him? In that case, samefag. You disagree with him? In that case, thank you for your lack of ignorance. One person's tastes should not dictate a thread meant for multiple people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:31:50 2015 No.12862103 >>12862084 They would be little tarts wouldn't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:32:15 2015 No.12862106 >>12862094 I want Polt to jerk me off in front of the class to show the female students what an ejaculation looks like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:32:25 2015 No.12862107 >>12862096 >clarifying technical/medical definitions is tumblr. I bet you also think anyone who accepts alps are tumblrfags too, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:32:28 2015 No.12862109 >>12862099 >why one would still be gay Riddle me this. You've got this woman, see? And she identifies as a male. But you don't know that. She's biologically speaking 100% a female. If you feel attracted to her, are you now a homosexual?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:33:12 2015 No.12862112 >>12862057 >You would get Kikimora maids though. kʲɪˈkʲimərə is being of slavic. Bet they huddle up and squat with Dhampirs, complaining about how to get stains out of dashing capes when no one's looking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:33:12 2015 No.12862113 >>12862107 nah its just getting offtopic m8t.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:33:19 2015 No.12862114 >>12862081 >The fucking shit weasel from Dreamcatcher Now I feel like a hipster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:34:14 2015 No.12862115 >>12862101 >s-samefag! Get the fuck out

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:34:28 2015 No.12862118

Guys GUYS I got it!

Dormouse who is still sleeping gets attracted by a smell of cheese.

The cheese is tied to a string on a stick hanging from her.

You put her on a treadmill.

She just keeps drowsily inching forward in her sleep.

She wakes up.

She slowly realizes what's happening and begins half eyed crying because bullying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:34:35 2015 No.12862119 >>12862099 >A minority of them do. The majority remain men in women's bodies Now you're straight lying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:35:27 2015 No.12862122 File: 116 KB, 920x1160, 1419917149897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MONSTER GIRL MONSTER-GIRL MONSTERGIRL MONSTERGRILL Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:35:35 2015 No.12862125 File: 676 KB, 800x1162, 1399362044140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862091 >Fuck those I'm a little scared, but okay, I'll ask her for a handjob...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:36:09 2015 No.12862127 >>12862106 not sure if want. >>12862115 Don't remember stuttering. >>12862118 Or she doesn't wake up and you wind up with a /fit/ dormouse

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:36:11 2015 No.12862128

>>12862020
>Southern Oregon
>cougar girls, raccoon girls, black bear girls, deer girls
>turtles girls and lamias
>harpies of every kind
Full list here, I didn't know we had moose here, i've never seen one and i go Forrest hiking a lot, i wonder if they're more up north
http://www.dfw.state.or.us/species/

>you will never live with your Bear girl gf in a cozy cabin in the siskiyou Forrest

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:36:27 2015 No.12862129 >>12862118 Why would you want to bully a Dormouse? There are two times it's forbidden to fuck with people, when they're sleeping or eating. Disturb me during either one and I'll fucking stab you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:36:43 2015 No.12862130 >>12862118 Wait, now what? You didn't say nothing about no crying mouse!

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:37:35 2015 No.12862132
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>>12862109
>If you feel attracted to her, are you now a homosexual?
Considering that they look like this, yes
>>12862119
They were friends with other men before becoming an Alp. Even after having sex over and over and completely falling in love with their human male partner, normally, they'll still treat him as a male friend, no different from how it was back in the old days. And then, they'll start to tempt and have sex with the man as if it were a matter of course with the same feeling as inviting another male friend to hang out.

Additionally, there are also Alps that awaken to the joy of being a woman through this process. In that case, the body changes, rapidly growing voluptuous to invite men, and the heart changes to be like that of a woman, resulting in an Alp that's even more feminine that a real woman, and even more lewd and lustful than a Succubus.

>Additionally, there are also Alps that awaken to the joy of being a woman through this process.

They're explicitly made out to be an exception rather than the rule.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:37:36 2015 No.12862133 >>12862020 >wolves, foxes, bears, siberian jinkos Spooky

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:37:37 2015 No.12862134 >>12862127 >/fit/ dourmouse >"Do you even nap oni-chan?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:37:38 2015 No.12862135 >>12862118 That sounds like a good way to get toned. >>12862122 Monstergirls. YES

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:37:48 2015 No.12862136 >>12862125 >Asking a refined, noble Dragon to give you something as low class as a handjob. Come on Anon. You need to be classy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:37:59 2015 No.12862137 >>12862125 >>12862091 I like my dragon claws, polt paws, and other handjob-giving devices to be roughly the size and dexterity of a human. I like polt, but her massive hands do weird me out a little. She'd be an excellent football player though.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:38:00 2015 No.12862138

>>12862129
Dormice can still perform activities while asleep. Imagine sleep walking but involving more complex tasks like eating or bathing.

That said, Dormice are one of the two canon masochists (other being P'Orcs) who can actually get pleasure from mistreatment due to their dementia/dreams. So why not bully?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:38:56 2015 No.12862140 >>12862132 >they look like this I wasn't talking about an Alp in that scenario you fucking retard. I'm so done with you. >>12862136 That smile tells me she'll do it.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:41:07 2015 No.12862141

>>12862137
>I like my dragon claws, polt paws, and other handjob-giving devices to be roughly the size and dexterity of a human.
But, see, for a hand that's covered in scales or fur to still end up being the same size as a human woman's beautiful, small, dainty hand, the actual hand underneath the fur and scales would have to be smaller than a normal woman's, so that you'd end up with a human sized hand if you add the scales/fur. So you either end up with something impractically thin and fragile, or something masculine and ugly. Hence why I prefer my monstergirls with entirely human hands and feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:41:45 2015 No.12862143 >>12862133 >Winter wolves looking similar to >>12859781 have you circled in thick snow. The alpha pinning you. >"Young boy, be of removing underwear from crotch, or Olga shall do it herself using teeth..."

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:42:34 2015 No.12862144

>>12862140
Well, if we're talking about a regular woman, then no, until you find out about her mental illness. If you continue to be attracted to her even after finding out about that, or if she starts acting like a man, then there's probably something wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:42:35 2015 No.12862145 >>12862132 >updated profile Alps are now ruined.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:42:46 2015 No.12862147 Guys GUYS I got it! Sheer a weresheep completely. Go shower with her. Turn on the cold water instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:43:35 2015 No.12862150 >>12862140 But why would you want a handjob when you could stick your dick in between those magnificent tits instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:43:39 2015 No.12862151 >>12862143 Finally Anya has a worthy rival. >>12862147 You are not living your life correctly. >>12862144 >mental illness Please kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:44:06 2015 No.12862153 >>12862138 Because of their dementia they interpret it as pleasure, I wouldn't say that makes them masochists. The just don't know what's really going on.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:44:30 2015 No.12862156

>>12862141
I feel like it fucks up the aesthetic though. They can be bigger, but not too big. Like the size of a gloved hand.

Remember, scales are very hard, and can perform the same structural duty as bones in some instances, so the hands do not need to be much larger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:44:41 2015 No.12862159 >>12862150 Because>>12862091 told me to fuck the claws.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:45:08 2015 No.12862162 >>12862138 >P'Orc >Masochist Since when? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeJi4o1E_mM Mordor with MGs would be da best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:45:19 2015 No.12862163 >>12862151 Thinking you're male when you're actually a woman means you're mentally ill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:45:26 2015 No.12862164 File: 18 KB, 350x236, Lol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Can you guys guess why I came here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:45:52 2015 No.12862167 >>12862134 > four feet tall >built like a brick shithouse >beat up an oni once >ushi-oni girls are jealous of her because she can punch faster and is more attractive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:45:55 2015 No.12862168 >>12862151 >A creation of Ovaries' >Being worthy of having a rival Then there's this faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:46:09 2015 No.12862169 >>12862164 To be bullied by your betters. Now scram, this is my hunting ground.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:46:12 2015 No.12862170 >>12862162 Read their profile. They're gluttons for abuse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:46:21 2015 No.12862171 >>12862138 P'Orcs are more switches. It all depends whether you can wrassle them into submission or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:46:29 2015 No.12862172 >>12862159 No, I meant fuck dragon girls with giant claws. And fuck them figuratively, not literally. As in, dragon girls with giant claws are shit.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:47:12 2015 No.12862174
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>>12860994
>tfw you will never have a bro Succubus friend get you an onahole for your birthday
>In front of all of your friends you invited
>Much to your embarrassment
>You'll never know that she cleans it in secret whenever you finish using it
>With her mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:47:32 2015 No.12862176 >>12862168 We hate Anya now? What the fuck? >>12862172 I know what you meant, it was a fucking joke. Eugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:47:40 2015 No.12862177 >>12862164 >Quattro Bajeena >Bajeena >Vagina Hoohoohoo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:47:51 2015 No.12862178 >>12862164 To collect semen and become a real woman. >>12862169 >4chan/jp/ >your hunting ground wut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:48:11 2015 No.12862179 >>12862156 I hope you're talking about thin fabric gloves, not leather ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:48:32 2015 No.12862180 >>12862172 Them's fightin' words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:48:52 2015 No.12862183 >>12862143 This makes me feel hot and bothered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:48:55 2015 No.12862184 >>12862178 >wut The implication was that I was another Alp, hunting for human boys, and didn't want to share with the one in the shades. Get it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:49:27 2015 No.12862186 >>12862164 You think I won't slap your shit cause you're a girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:49:53 2015 No.12862188 >>12862167 >And that's when she's asleep

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:50:20 2015 No.12862189 Guys GUYS I got it! Your kitty imouto keeps waking you up by pouncing on you each morning. You sneak into her room one night. You place water bottles all around her bed. You get out a futon and sleep right there on the floor next to her bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:50:28 2015 No.12862191 >>12862186 >girl Anon, I..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:51:43 2015 No.12862193 File: 135 KB, 514x810, 3fe7d9ff4e387cc57f1e8a826c236541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862164 No. Care to explain yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:51:44 2015 No.12862194 >>12862189 I'm confused now. What are the bottles for? >>12862191 So it's been officially decided that even phase 3 Alps are 100% male now and that tomboys are also men and that everybody is gay? Can we just drop this shit already?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:51:59 2015 No.12862196

>>12862156
>I feel like it fucks up the aesthetic though.
Why's that? If anything I find a monster girl design that doesn't resort to "replace arms and legs with furry paws/scaly claws, add a tail and call it a day" to be much more interesting. Designs like KC's feel really formulaic and uninspired.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:51:59 2015 No.12862197 >>12862189 I wouldn't bully my Werecat imouto if I had one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:52:30 2015 No.12862198 >>12862189 What are the bottles for? What is this, that M Night Shamalamadingdong movie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:52:36 2015 No.12862200 >>12862176 She is essentially just a Russian Jinko in a space suit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:52:51 2015 No.12862202 >>12862132 >While repeating this, eventually they'll lose all resistance to having sex and making love with men while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man even though they used to say they hated it so much What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:52:52 2015 No.12862203 >>12862176 This is 4chan We hate everything Everyone All the time Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:53:38 2015 No.12862204 >>12862203 I don't hate everything though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:53:38 2015 No.12862205 >>12862200 >She is essentially just No, not essentially just, she IS a Russian Jinko in a space suit. And I like her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:54:25 2015 No.12862207 >>12862194 >tomboys I will end your bloodline. We can just use the older profile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:54:30 2015 No.12862208 >>12862204 >TokiWartooth.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:54:31 2015 No.12862209 >>12862202 See? Totally not gay, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:54:32 2015 No.12862210 >>12862189 Guys GUYS I got it! You play hide and seek outside with a Kunoichi. You tell her you'll count to a hundred before finding her. You count until she leaves. You go back inside and watch TV.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:54:52 2015 No.12862213 >>12862202 cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug. its pretty much a red flag into bullying those sluts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:55:33 2015 No.12862214 >>12862202 Wait a second If only gay men turn into Alps to begin with Then why would they hate having sex with men? Does KC just not understand gay people?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:55:35 2015 No.12862215 >>12862207 >I will end your bloodline Why, because I think all this bitching is stupid? You want to keep bitching?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:56:05 2015 No.12862217 >>12861860 Again, isn't that just the MGE's Standard "Pleasure Rune"? When did it become "Ilassa's Insignia"? It's all over the place in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:56:42 2015 No.12862219 File: 18 KB, 493x402, OhAnon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862193 No, I'm shy. Yeah, I'll delete it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:56:46 2015 No.12862220 >>12862194 >>12862197 >>12862198 Gugure! Anon-san The joke is that the waterbottles, they do nothing! Seriously, don't you watch Chinese cartoons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:57:18 2015 No.12862222 >>12862204 It means you are still a newfag Escape while you can, run before this hellish place sucked all the joy and happiness from your soul It's too late for us,but not too late for you

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:57:19 2015 No.12862223

>>12862174
That's.... Uh....
Dedicated?
>>12862179
Wait what? Leather is a fabric.
>>12862184
Oh okay.
>>12862191
You guys are married now.
>>12862196
It is a necessary, if cliche, step in putting the monster into the girl. metaphorically you dickass
>>12862210
dude you're mean.
do one for polt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:57:52 2015 No.12862227 >>12862215 Tomboys are miracles of the universe and in no way gay. Alps may be gay now but tomboys are 100% straight and any affirmation to the contrary is trolling, high treason and madness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:57:59 2015 No.12862229 >>12862220 You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:58:08 2015 No.12862230 >>12862217 Shit, I forgot about that. I had that Baphomets collar on my mind when typing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:58:13 2015 No.12862231 >>12861938 Somebody's been reading all those recently translated Rocket Monkey H-Mangas, haven't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:58:18 2015 No.12862233 >>12862222 b-but i've been here for 7 years

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:58:55 2015 No.12862235 >>12862229 Literally, just watch it. Gugure, anon-san. You can do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:59:23 2015 No.12862236 >>12862227 But the guy I was arguing with earlier made it clear that being attracted to a tomboy made you gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 15:59:55 2015 No.12862237 >>12862223 I meant, say, silk gloves vs thick leather gloves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:00:19 2015 No.12862238 >>12862176 I'm more surprised you don't hate Anya just based on who her 'Father' is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:00:24 2015 No.12862239 >>12862235 Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:00:59 2015 No.12862244 >>12862236 Liking tomboys isn't gay But Alps go way beyond tomboys

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:01:00 2015 No.12862245 >>12862236 Then that guy is a stark raving faggot and should not be listened to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:01:07 2015 No.12862246 >>12862237 silk gloves are barely anything, i'm talking about winter gloves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:01:27 2015 No.12862247 >>12862238 Bollocks and I... we are the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:02:29 2015 No.12862251 >>12862122 tentacle hair? I wonder if my hand would get stuck if I gave her headpats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:02:36 2015 No.12862252 >>12862247 wait what? you are british testicles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:02:39 2015 No.12862253 File: 1.12 MB, 3000x5000, Griffon girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love the griffon girl! Might include one in a story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:03:16 2015 No.12862254 >>12862252 No, I mean we're both members of a group. The Elite Four.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:04:20 2015 No.12862257 >>12862214 Gays in denial. >>12862209 It always was sort of gay, now it's gone way up. I now know how that guy from MGU felt when KC rewote Dragon. Not that I had an alp waifu but, you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:04:29 2015 No.12862259 >>12862253 See, those are the types of claws and paws I like. Close to human size, with claws or fur or whatever but not excessive.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:05:31 2015 No.12862260 [SPOILER]

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>>12862239
Anon please. The reference to water bottles is in one of the episodes. It's a myth that you can put a ring of waterbottles around a cat and the cat won't be able to leave.

I would female inugami so hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:05:45 2015 No.12862261 File: 468 KB, 1317x629, Quetz-chan probablynotfinal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862253 Did ELH even make a profile for her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:06:25 2015 No.12862262 >>12862259 B-but muh big meaty paws.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:06:26 2015 No.12862263 >>12862260 A cat is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:07:01 2015 No.12862265 >>12862259 But what exactly do they add to her design? To me, all they really do is make her unable to give handjobs or footjobs. They don't make her look any more attractive, but they're so understated that they don't make her look monstrous either.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:07:08 2015 No.12862267

>New Years Eve
>Thread is winding down, some nice, pleasant conversation, but then dead.
>Go to bed.
>Wake up.
>Thread has doubled in length.
>It's almost 100% Shitposting
>First Maledom Shitposting
>Then Gender-War Shitposting.

Well this thread is right fucked then ain't it? And fuck, we're only on page 6.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:08:03 2015 No.12862268 >>12862257 >when KC rewote Dragon Huh? What happened with dragons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:08:45 2015 No.12862270 http://www.catsaway.org/tips-&-tricks/the-old-water-bottle-myth.html

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:08:51 2015 No.12862271

>>12862262
Noh.
Big meaty paws holocaust starts today.
>>12862265
Just a reminder. The hand is something human, through and through. To take away someone's hands is to also take away a way for them to express themselves. By giving a girl scaled hands you are reminded that this thing is not human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:09:04 2015 No.12862272 You know, what happens to the wives of incubi who become alps? Do alps come with an extra lover? What if the guy had a harem, do you get them all? Will they resent you because you "made her/their husband gay"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:09:14 2015 No.12862273 >>12862253 Only now I notice she has a collar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:10:05 2015 No.12862275 >>12862268 That they become submissive after getting the D.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:10:11 2015 No.12862276 >>12862267 We should just have an Alp-Amazon-Manticore, who's a sub and has a penis. Just get it over with. >>12862271 >Big meaty paws holocaust starts today. Over my dead body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:10:15 2015 No.12862277 >>12862261 South American Ryu harpy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:10:24 2015 No.12862278 >>12862272 Alps wouldn't get a waifu/gf in the first place

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:10:36 2015 No.12862279 >>12862267 It's amazing what happens when people have normal things to do for New Year's. I do love me some late-night mgt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:10:40 2015 No.12862280 >>12862272 That's impossible unless the alpification was forced via a potion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:10:49 2015 No.12862281 >>12862272 I think you don't always need to have a waifu to turn into an incubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:11:07 2015 No.12862282 >>12862253 >that top Bar wench griffon.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:11:13 2015 No.12862283

>>12862268
He never rewrote it.

But there were some bad translations that got corrected.

And either way, the "Guy from MGU" being referenced was a complete faggot who went off like a fire-cracker and sent KC death-threats because of the original, half-assed translation of the Dragon, not even the book version or re-translation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:11:17 2015 No.12862284 >>12862278 But they need MAMONO MANA to become Incubi before they can turn Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:11:57 2015 No.12862287 File: 101 KB, 936x760, Gryphon Girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862253 Needs more Gyphon. This should do nicely...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:12:19 2015 No.12862289 >>12862276 >Over my dead body. FITE ME YOUR HANDJOBS ARE INADEQUATE AND SLOPPY, AS ARE YOUR COMBAT SKILLS. >>12862284 no, they need dicks.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:12:48 2015 No.12862292

>>12862275
That's a mis-translation and half-assed understanding.

They do not become submissive after getting the D. That wasn't even in the old, bad translation. They become submissive after recognizing their mate as stronger than them. The old translation made it sound like this was inevitable, like they subconsciously weakened themselves until their "Treasure" was a "Stronger, Male Dragon". The re-translation disproved this, showing that, if you want a submissive Dragon, you are gonna have to fucking work for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:12:57 2015 No.12862293 >>12862284 I thought mamono mana in air makes them alps 2 stage and then they gather mana from men to reach 3 stage

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:13:01 2015 No.12862294 File: 1.10 MB, 3000x5000, 1401020979709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862282 >>12862287

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:13:08 2015 No.12862295

>>12862275
But they don't. They only become submissive to a man who's stronger than them. And the only additions to her in the book profile is that some dragons are extremely proud and reclusive who drive away anyone who comes after them, and eventually die full of bitterness and regret, and grief and regret are mana-magnets in that setting so they're prone to being revived as undead dragons. So how exactly were dragons ruined in any fashion?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:13:26 2015 No.12862297 >>12862289 >YOUR HANDJOBS ARE INADEQUATE AND SLOPPY, AS ARE YOUR COMBAT SKILLS. ..Well, mine are, hers are great. Bro, do you even meaty paw?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:13:29 2015 No.12862298 >>12862254 It's not like he doesn't deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:13:59 2015 No.12862300 >>12862278 You have to be an incubus before you go alp. >>12862280 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:14:08 2015 No.12862301 File: 1.09 MB, 3000x5000, 1401021693941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862294 Cute Would want pictures of sex of, of all varieties, like that maid griffon fic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:14:13 2015 No.12862302 >>12862297 Meaty paws give shit handjobs. No exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:14:36 2015 No.12862304 >>12862292 >if you want a submissive Dragon, you are gonna have to fucking work for it. that makes it even more worthwhile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:15:03 2015 No.12862305 >>12862294 What? I liked the other one, but I like this one too, beautiful belly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:15:31 2015 No.12862306 >>12862298 I wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:15:36 2015 No.12862307 >>12862302 Look, I know your mother set a bad precedent, but lets not be hasty with our judgement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:15:38 2015 No.12862308 >>12862297 nein. Do you get stabbed through the chest often by people who can properly use their thumbs? yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:15:43 2015 No.12862309 >>12862275 Into the trash she goes.

>>	plosi Thu Jan 1 16:16:06 2015 No.12862310 File: 2.24 MB, 2894x4093, c1740aaee1944567ca07236f4a85a212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862260 Kokuri is a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:16:35 2015 No.12862313 >>12862302 Meaty paws are for cupping either side of your face. While she turns your head towards hers for a kiss. Paws large enough that you can grip and massage them with both hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:16:38 2015 No.12862314 >>12862292 >>12862295 Dudes, it's MGU, I don't know the whole story, just that some guy was mad because of something KC did to the profile and threatened to kill him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:16:56 2015 No.12862315 >>12862308 I usually avoid getting stabbed, it's not great for my skin..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:17:18 2015 No.12862317 >>12861860 >>12862217 It's Mari's, not Ilassa's. We don't know what Ilassa's is. Mari's is rather close to the standard pleasure rune but has some small differences. Just go look at her profile's border art. Or you know, ask Maritan or Less.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:18:21 2015 No.12862320 >>12862292 Do you have the citation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:19:13 2015 No.12862324 >>12862310 Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:19:18 2015 No.12862325 File: 244 KB, 800x800, 1414087964320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So why do you guys hate tiger so much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:20:23 2015 No.12862327 >>12862325 I want to make love to a jinko and make her chuff while I kiss her and pat her belly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:20:28 2015 No.12862328 >>12862325 No one does, except faggots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:20:34 2015 No.12862329 >>12862272 Now I want a suffering story about MG finding a man of her life only for him to become a cocksucking slut. Bonus points if it's some prideful noble MG like dragon or vampire

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:20:40 2015 No.12862330 >>12862313 I still can't see the appeal. I'd rather have my face cupped by a normal hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:21:18 2015 No.12862331 >>12862325 I don't. I love the jinko. I wish to make sweet love to a chuffing jinko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:21:35 2015 No.12862332 >>12862325 They are extinct

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:21:39 2015 No.12862333 >>12862304 Precisely. Though I'd rather just be a precious Treasure. >>12862320 Do you have an MGR account?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:21:44 2015 No.12862335 File: 812 KB, 1200x1363, 364078896fa77d9ab43283830c3c1b40.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG SOFT FLUFFY PAWS ARE THE BEST

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:21:58 2015 No.12862336 >>12862261 Griffon Girl wasn't his. I forget who commissioned .Less to do Griffon. Re:Filename - Pretty sure that's the "final" unless there's new art or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:22:06 2015 No.12862337 >>12862309 I'll take her. Chances are she needs it, as she was just dumped by some dick. >>12862315 but you can't avoid it because you can't bend your thumbs to hold a shield. >>12862325 I like my medium yandere jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:22:44 2015 No.12862339 >>12862314 The guy just plain didn't like KC's MG-ification of Dragons. Thought Dragons were too "Sacred" and he "Ruined them" or some shit. Dude was crazy. He's the same fag from the Fermented Apples story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:23:11 2015 No.12862341 File: 871 KB, 1920x1080, 1414093237845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've never watched any Gundam, but I'm starting to think I should. Will it help me with these Wurms or will it do something else entirely?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:24:10 2015 No.12862343 >>12862341 It's just as retarded as wurms So I guess you can give it a shot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:24:18 2015 No.12862344 >>12862333 >I'd rather just be a precious Treasure That's ok, to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:24:24 2015 No.12862345 File: 2.17 MB, 286x210, Going to MGR.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862333 I. Do. Not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:24:37 2015 No.12862346 File: 461 KB, 960x900, 50e44c52adfe27e30bda183ec90d670ab5383bbe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862276 I love big fluffy hands

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:24:43 2015 No.12862348 >>12862341 It will make you learn to love Mecha, as one should.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:25:18 2015 No.12862351 >>12862339 Dare I ask what that story is about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:25:55 2015 No.12862353 >>12862339 Ah, I see. >fermented apples How much of as faggot can one guy be!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:26:09 2015 No.12862354 >>12862348 It's weird. I think giant robots are silly, and yet they keep calling out to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:26:09 2015 No.12862355 >>12862346 Oh my fuck that's not even human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:27:04 2015 No.12862357 >>12862345 Someone needs to make this with MGs already.

plosi Thu Jan 1 16:28:01 2015 No.12862358

Guys GUYS I got it!

A close to blind kikimora goes to sleep.

She places her glasses next to her as usual.

You sneak in while she's asleep and take the glasses away.

You wait until she wakes up in the morning.

She reaches for her glasses and can't seem to find them anywhere.

"N-No Master-"

She trips herself and falls off the bed.

"M-Master!"

She bursts into tears while rolling up into a ball.

You can't help but feel guilty, you piece of shit.

You go to help her.

You hug her.

Tell her everything is alright.

And that Master will always be there for her.

From then on you slept with her every night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:28:23 2015 No.12862360 >>12862346 >hands big enough to crush your head NAH. >>12862351 You don't want to know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:28:54 2015 No.12862362 >>12862355 >not even human. But that's the point of MGs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:29:06 2015 No.12862363 >>12862346 My negro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:29:11 2015 No.12862365 File: 385 KB, 574x845, 104870b6d8118a1c170308a5c4af2343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862289 >YOUR HANDJOBS ARE INADEQUATE AND SLOPPY Them's fighting words m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:29:13 2015 No.12862366 >>12862358 You redeemed yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:29:25 2015 No.12862368 >>12862358 thumbsup.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:30:13 2015 No.12862371 >>12862358 Started off sounding like a bit from Tales from the Crypt, but the ending was nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:30:25 2015 No.12862373 >>12862358 >>12862310 >plosi So that's where that captcha went. I'm stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:31:31 2015 No.12862379 >>12862345 Well then you'll just have to trust others on their word about the most up-to-date translations then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:31:33 2015 No.12862380 File: 276 KB, 1000x1000, 00 Wurmdam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862335 That's a very round looking bottom. >>12862341 Try it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:31:48 2015 No.12862382 File: 112 KB, 609x770, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time for a bit of fun. First with some basics for our young hero.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:32:13 2015 No.12862383 >>12862371 >Tales from the Crypt ..Now I know who that guy is. That must be Charons dad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:32:50 2015 No.12862387 >>12862355 Hello Emperor Obvious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:33:03 2015 No.12862388 >>12862383 >Charon's dad is a bully No wonder she grew up crooked. I bet he pun-ished her all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:33:03 2015 No.12862389 File: 118 KB, 612x764, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862382

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:33:25 2015 No.12862393 >>12862382 You lost me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:33:28 2015 No.12862394 >>12862382 This would later be known as the legend of the Fistonator.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:33:41 2015 No.12862395 >>12862389 uh oh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:34:04 2015 No.12862401 >>12862389 She won't be so smug for long, will she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:34:19 2015 No.12862402 File: 134 KB, 614x758, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862389 Well, he's got the basics down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:34:27 2015 No.12862403 >>12862389 >"ORAA!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:35:22 2015 No.12862407 File: 179 KB, 610x767, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862402 Time for some retaliation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:35:25 2015 No.12862408 >>12862402 nothing like nailing a smug lilim right in the face

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:35:31 2015 No.12862409 >>12862402 Is that dude .less' avatar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:36:07 2015 No.12862410 >>12862402 >punching a demon with godlike powers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:36:19 2015 No.12862411 >>12862407 >I felt that one Your next line is going to be >Just a little though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:36:35 2015 No.12862413 File: 259 KB, 613x764, 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862407 Someone's going to be feeling it in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:37:11 2015 No.12862414 >>12862413 This better end in angry makeup sex..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:37:14 2015 No.12862416 File: 949 KB, 2500x2000, 1404858691054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we talk about dick thrones

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:37:46 2015 No.12862417 >>12862413 Please tell me he was actually kill

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:37:59 2015 No.12862418 >>12862416 I literally did the Saitama workout today, please no.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:38:33 2015 No.12862420

>>12862325
Whenever someone talks bad about Jinkos, a very aggressive shitposter comes out of the woodwork. Between that and the fact a Jinko-loving ballotstuffer was the cause for Nyanon's CYOA being destroyed (at least partially), it's not hard to imagine why some of us have come to hate Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:38:53 2015 No.12862421 >>12862413 I need guro pics

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:39:27 2015 No.12862422 >>12862416 >the urge to smell intensifies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:39:31 2015 No.12862423 >>12862421 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:39:38 2015 No.12862424 >>12862416 >thalidomide anubis Oh dear god, how could you allow this?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:40:04 2015 No.12862425 >>12862420 >ballotstuffer I'm so sick of hearing this bullshit. Please stop it already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:40:35 2015 No.12862427 >>12862423 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:41:11 2015 No.12862430 >>12862416 Where are her thumbs at?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:41:22 2015 No.12862431 >>12862425 >Average vote from the previous several choices was roughly 3 against, 3 for Jinko. Suddenly marriage choice, it goes to 2 against, 12 for. >Not suspicious in any way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:41:36 2015 No.12862433 >>12861993 >waifu souls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:42:39 2015 No.12862438 >>12862431 >still keeping it up >lying about the numbers Why? What could you possibly have to gain from this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:42:54 2015 No.12862440 >>12862417 >MGE girls >killing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:43:07 2015 No.12862441 >>12862411 >not "do you remember me now?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:43:21 2015 No.12862442 >>12862382 >>12862389 >>12862402 >>12862407 These really do look like storyboards to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:44:08 2015 No.12862446 >>12862427 Never. >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:44:28 2015 No.12862447 >>12862440 >punching a high demon for no reason >not getting killed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:44:30 2015 No.12862448 >>12862431 Sorry, you're right. I was about 12 total. 2 against, 10 for (with some variation due to ambiguity of what qualifies as a reply, and what's a vote). Still, a 300% increase in total votes for Jinko is well within the realm of suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:45:28 2015 No.12862450 >>12862446 Guro is love Guro is life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:46:08 2015 No.12862452 >>12862448 You're still wrong. It was 2 that were neutral at most, both just said "respect her decision", and 8 for her. And now we can stop this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:47:35 2015 No.12862455 >>12862450 >Guro is life You high m8?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:47:41 2015 No.12862457 >>12862447 She's a succubus, and he's a hero who could actually land a solid hit on her. Why would she kill him if she could instead drag his unconscious ass to the nearest bedroom and have some fun with him?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:48:24 2015 No.12862460

>>12862452
And that doesn't seem suspicious when in the previous several polls had, on average, a 3-3 split?

Any sane individual might become suspicious when their district's total voting population instantly doubled or tripled, particularly when the huge increase in voters is only for one side of the election.

I know you probably like Jinko, but let's not be wilfully blind here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:49:48 2015 No.12862464 >wake up >oh boy I wonder what /mgt/ is up to >still arguing about the Nyanon debacle Sasuga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:50:09 2015 No.12862466 >>12862136 If I ask her for a handjob in a British accent, would that be considered 'classy'?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:51:11 2015 No.12862469 >>12862457 Self-defence reflex?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:52:12 2015 No.12862472 >>12862455 I'm drunk if that's something

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:52:54 2015 No.12862474 File: 138 KB, 609x764, 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862413 >>12862411 Why yes.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:53:36 2015 No.12862479

>>12862460
I don't know what the average split or number of voters was because I usually was asleep at the time the CYOA was active, which I bitched about on several occasions. My vote at least wasn't involved in most of the previous ones.
Another person admitted to voting for Toriza for shits and giggles.
That's two out of the eight, reducing the number of votes that need accounting for to 6.
There. Now I'm not going to reply to you anymore, and it would be very nice if you didn't reply to this either.
>>12862474
OPM has taught me well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:54:02 2015 No.12862481 >>12862460 no but it didnt happen and everyone really loved jinko even though they didnt vote for her before it was because they found true loev of cat in their hearts and only then voted for her and not because of ballot stuffing you liar jinko a best

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:54:22 2015 No.12862483 File: 148 KB, 609x763, 7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862474

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:54:47 2015 No.12862484 >>12862474 .Less should have at least put this gif format.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:55:07 2015 No.12862486 >>12862483 This is fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:55:22 2015 No.12862487 >>12862479 >trusting anonymous at his word in regards to voting. Okay. I R ballot stuffer responsible for the ohter 6. Jinko a best. Clearly the issue is settled. It must have been ballot stuffing, as per the honour system.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:55:22 2015 No.12862488 >>12862483 "Show me a good time, Jack!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:55:25 2015 No.12862489 File: 43 KB, 432x542, 8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862483

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:56:17 2015 No.12862491 >>12862489 STANDING HERE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:56:44 2015 No.12862494 File: 214 KB, 960x1280, tsundere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862416 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:56:48 2015 No.12862496 >>12862489 Oh the edge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:56:56 2015 No.12862498 File: 163 KB, 613x764, 9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862489 That's it for now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:57:04 2015 No.12862499 >>12862489 >"Psssh...nuthin personnel, kid."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:57:06 2015 No.12862501 >>12862491 I REALIZE It's been too long

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:57:14 2015 No.12862502 >>12862472 I suppose that will do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:58:28 2015 No.12862510 >>12862498 Go MC, you can do it. Put your hands up everyone. Let's send him our energy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:58:33 2015 No.12862511 >>12862489 Dual-wielding means he's the hero! >>12862498 This is the part where the voice of the announcer from Dragon Ball Z steps in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:58:48 2015 No.12862512 >>12862501 YOU WHERE JUST LIKE ME

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:59:50 2015 No.12862516 File: 215 KB, 500x442, MAMONO MANA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862512 TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 16:59:55 2015 No.12862518 >>12862512 TRYING TO MAKE THE HISTORY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:01:13 2015 No.12862524 >>12862511 The first step to dual-wielding is to not look like a faggot, which very few characters do right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:01:42 2015 No.12862527 >>12862494 Hm, still better drawning skill than me.. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:02:01 2015 No.12862530 >>12862489 >Dual Swords >Not sticking punches 6.7/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:02:27 2015 No.12862533 >>12862489 >I guess I have to use "THAT"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:03:48 2015 No.12862538 >>12862524 It really works best with axes, you know, viking berserk style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:04:31 2015 No.12862541 >>12862510 I'm putting my hands up. To help her, that's it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:05:02 2015 No.12862544 >>12862541 >her Traitor scum. M-me too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:05:23 2015 No.12862548 >>12862489 >"I'm Self-insert the Lilim slicer, has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:05:32 2015 No.12862549 >>12862489 >dual wielding >dual wielding the same weapon and not something like a sword and gun, or a sword and ax I guess he has Edgemaster +10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:06:59 2015 No.12862555 >>12862510 SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING DID I DO IT DORA-SAMA?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:07:59 2015 No.12862560 File: 171 KB, 1367x629, Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862379 Or someone could not be a faggot and just post it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:08:39 2015 No.12862566 >>12862541 >>12862544 Oh traitor-kun.. Your time will come.. >>12862555 ..Yeah..sure. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:09:32 2015 No.12862570 >>12862489 Unless the next words out of this faggot's mouth isn't 'COME SUSANO-O' he is going to get trashed. He'd still get trashed cause Yosuke is weakest P4 member

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:09:44 2015 No.12862572 >>12862544 Don't forget me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:10:11 2015 No.12862577 >>12862560 >2015 >not being a faggot SHIGGIDY DIGGITY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:11:11 2015 No.12862584 >>12862570 But that is not Naoto Light/dark attacks a shit The happening chance is too small and is useless against any formidable enemies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:11:34 2015 No.12862586 >>12862570 He's a true bro tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:12:13 2015 No.12862590 >>12862489 >Hurt me and it'll make ya famous!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:12:42 2015 No.12862594 >>12862584 Naoto is shit against bosses yes But for clearly hordes she's good ESPECIALLY in Golden where apparently Atlus changed it so pretty much half the enemies in a given dungeon has a Light/Dark Weakness

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:13:53 2015 No.12862600 >>12862560 I don't think that guy acknowledges this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:15:36 2015 No.12862608 >>12862566 >Your time will come.. I sure hope so. The day I get my waifu and am granted the opportunity to make sure everyone has a waifu who loves them will be a great day.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:17:51 2015 No.12862617

>>12862416
The Reverse Dickthrone:

Firstly, access to the genitals must be unresticted for anubis convinience. Start by performing a wall sit. Bend your knees at a 90 degree angle, and set your back against a solid wall.
Hold this position even as your anubis partner brings you to erection. She might choose to stimulate you with her paws, mouth, or even verbally. It is recommended that teasing be kept to a minimum for the sake of personal endurance.
When fully erect, assist the anubis in mounting you. Depending on her height, you may need to lift her partially so she can properly sit on you. A taller anubis may be able to hilt atop you while standing on her pawtips, but if the anubis' paws cannot reach the ground, then you'll need to fully support her weight on your lap.
When both of you are comfortable and secure, wrap your arms around your anubis partner, then begin slowly lifting her bodily up and down, creating a thrusting motion between the two of you.
Remember, your anubis partner should be leaning into you, with her torso pressed against yours at a slight angle against the wall, in order to not cause discomfort as you lift her weight.
If you feel confident enough, then your anubis partner can even wrap her legs around yours from below, for even greater intimacy.

While this position requires a lot of endurance, stability and trust to carry out, it can be a very enjoyable position with many benefits. As well as being extremely intimate, the anubis is free to easily wrap her arms around you, and can experience all the pleasure of a dickthrone while still being able to face each other.
Not only that, but this position also doubles as a very effective exercise! Of course, if the position is too hard for you to maintain, a chair or stool can always be used as a crutch. This may limit the anubis from wrapping her legs around you, however.

Now both you and your anubis waifu can know and experience the pleasure of the reverse dickthrone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:18:33 2015 No.12862619 >>12862594 >golden >buying no games console Why would you do that?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:19:41 2015 No.12862626

>>12862617
>
Firstly, access to the genitals must be unresticted for anubis convinience. Start by performing a wall sit. Bend your knees at a 90 degree angle, and set your back against a solid wall.
Hold this position even as your anubis partner brings you to erection. She might choose to stimulate you with her paws, mouth, or even verbally. It is recommended that teasing be kept to a minimum for the sake of personal endurance.
It's even more horrifying than I imagined.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:19:46 2015 No.12862628 >>12862464 We are? I haven't seen anyone here mention that lately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:19:48 2015 No.12862629 >>12862608 Traitors only get one thing. Matango

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:20:43 2015 No.12862634 >>12862628 It was being argued about here>>12862479 >>12862481 >>12862487 for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:21:58 2015 No.12862639 >>12862626 Stop skipping leg day, then. Do it for your anubis waifu. Or other monstergirl waifu who's anatomy allows for dickthrones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:22:53 2015 No.12862640 >>12862639 >Stop skipping leg day That was yesterday. And Dragons don't allow for dickthrones anyway, the tail gets in the way.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:23:12 2015 No.12862643

Your monster daughteru has wet her bed on New Years after drinking a whole carton of strawberry milk before bed.
Do you scold her, quietly clean up after her and not say a thing, or ram your waifu in the ass after telling your daughteru to clean up after herself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:23:22 2015 No.12862645 >>12862629 Exactly. Traitors to monsterkind must be punished. Those who join the monste's rside, on the other hand, will be reward.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:23:56 2015 No.12862649 >>12862643 I pick two.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:24:14 2015 No.12862650 >>12862645 Traitor-kun pls. Order4Evar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:24:45 2015 No.12862652 >>12862634 >people still caring about a generic and drawn out CYOA that didn't even have a plot in the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:24:54 2015 No.12862654 >>12862640 Then the reverse dickthrone method is perfect for your dragon waifu. If you ask nicely, I'm sure she could flap her wings to offset some of her weight, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:25:03 2015 No.12862655 >>12862643 Second option. I'll let it pass since it's new years. She learned her lesson with this incident.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:25:15 2015 No.12862656 >>12862643 >a whole carton of strawberry milk before bed. Shitty parent confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:25:45 2015 No.12862659 >>12862650 New Order that is. I for one welcome our new, sex-crazed mistresses. >>12862654 Fine, then I will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:26:20 2015 No.12862661 >>12862643 Clean up after her while teasing her the whole time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:26:53 2015 No.12862666 >>12862643 >who the fuck are you? >I don't have a waifu or daughertu >get out of my house!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:27:09 2015 No.12862668 >>12862617 >face each other. Please stop turning dickthrone into vanilla. My heart will stop if you keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:27:12 2015 No.12862669 >>12862654 Mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:27:19 2015 No.12862670 >>12862656 >not letting your daughteru play with fire and learning why you shouldn't the hard way Fucking nanny. I bet you want kids to ride bikes with helmets, and ban fireworks because one retarded Wurm blew up a bakery, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:27:33 2015 No.12862673 >>12862619 But I didn't buy an Xbone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:28:50 2015 No.12862683 >>12862670 A Wurm blew up the Dragon's bakery? >>12862673 Burn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:28:55 2015 No.12862684 >>12862650 He's right tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:29:28 2015 No.12862690 >>12862668 Protip: All he's described is the seated position but with the guy standing instead of sitting/laying on a bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:30:22 2015 No.12862695 >>12862683 Different bakery. One that's ran by Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:31:24 2015 No.12862699 >>12862695 This dragon based monopoly of the bakery scene is suspicious. I bet the Tanukis are behind this!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:32:54 2015 No.12862707 File: 640 KB, 1266x1324, 1417225822924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862310 Too young in that image, needs more Ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:33:06 2015 No.12862708 File: 51 KB, 512x384, CutestOverlord.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862659 Just for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:33:15 2015 No.12862709 >>12862699 First Dragon will oust the threat closest to home, then she will rid herself of the Tanuki Bakery chain. All will fall before her superior cooking skills, warm smile, and cut-throat tactics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:35:25 2015 No.12862720 >>12862358 All your crimes have been forgiven. Though you are free to tease her a little, kiki's enjoy that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:35:50 2015 No.12862723 >>12862673 NO GAMEES

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:36:05 2015 No.12862725 >TFW there's only really one writefaggot story that has a THROUGH THE FLOOR Ushi-Oni Why.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:36:21 2015 No.12862726 >>12862709 But what happen's when the tanuki's claim she isn't using genuine holstaurus milk in her products and begin a slander campaign against her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:38:15 2015 No.12862734 >>12862726 Dragon will obviously release certain photographs involving the head Tanuki and her affair with the local paper boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:38:18 2015 No.12862735 >>12862684 My paladin brother.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:39:03 2015 No.12862738
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>>12862489
>Teleports weapons in
>Uses Twin Swords

I always felt like people waste the proper opportunities teleportation of weaponry and armor provides.

Having a massive personal Arsenal / Armory stocked in items engraved with runes to teleport and eventually automatically be teleported back would be amazing in both convenience and combat effectiveness.

Projectiles like throwing knives, spears, throwing axes, bows with multiple arrow types, ect and the normal weapons to niche weapons for specific purposes would provide advantages in combat regardless of conditions. Then there's shields and armor to take into account.

That would be a proper Order Hero, an Armsmaster that uses legit tactics and weapon skills to provide as many advantages to themselves on the battlefield.

Also because a moniker / nickname like Arsenal or Armory would be cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:39:33 2015 No.12862741 >>12862734 >Has super strength >Claws >Fire >Uses blackmail. I dunno man..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:40:28 2015 No.12862747 >>12862741 You don't bother using your high level skills on random cannon fodder, anon. Do you even RPG?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:41:21 2015 No.12862750 >>12862747 Of course you do, and then you sleep at the inn. Do you even grind?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:41:45 2015 No.12862751 >>12862738 So Gilgamesh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:41:53 2015 No.12862752 >>12862735 I was supporting the traitor, duh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:42:10 2015 No.12862754 >>12862750 >Sleeping at the inn >Not sleeping in the home of your beaten opponent

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:42:47 2015 No.12862757 >>12862750 Who says we're grinding? Dragon's already at a high enough level to take of oil barons and politicians if she wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:43:00 2015 No.12862758 >>12862752 Aha, tricked you into a confession!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:44:01 2015 No.12862763 >>12862754 Whatever, as long as it has a bed. >>12862757 >Not going for max level. I think it is you who doesn't even RPG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:45:17 2015 No.12862764 >>12862758 But that wasn't necessary. You just need to ask me to know that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:45:30 2015 No.12862765 >>12862763 >level capping What's the point? Are you a completionist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:46:14 2015 No.12862771 Did the familiar story get a part 3?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:47:27 2015 No.12862774 >>12862764 Look man, I have a quota. You think paladins get paid by the hour?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:48:28 2015 No.12862776 >>12862765 Well no, I don't give two shits about 1oo%, but I insist on max lvl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:48:32 2015 No.12862777 >>12862771 Working on it right now. 26 pages and 10504 words in with the end nearing site. Probably posting it this weekend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:48:56 2015 No.12862779 >>12862771 Not yet, but I hope it does. The healthy, possessive Familiar makes me hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:50:13 2015 No.12862785 File: 110 KB, 937x797, Wedding Earring.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862751 I don't know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:50:15 2015 No.12862786 File: 272 KB, 548x709, Fluffy dragon tail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862776 I believe it's more fun when you do things at a lower level. Why do you insist on reaching max level? I'm genuinely curious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:54:22 2015 No.12862799 >>12862786 Hm, you know, I never thought about that.. I guess I just like being stronger than my enemies? Not really sure to be honest.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:54:28 2015 No.12862800

>>12862785
Gil had GoB, a giant treasure trove filled with enough weapons, armor, rare items, and magical shit to take on damn well anything.
>Cannon fodder? Random weapon spam.
>Chief God? Enkidu + GoB weapon spam.
>Overpowered OC? Boot heel.
>Immortal bullshit Monster Lord? Harpe/Ea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:54:52 2015 No.12862802 >>12862785 Is dat MGQ harpy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:55:26 2015 No.12862804 >>12862643 How old is she?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:56:09 2015 No.12862806

>>12862799
I guess you like it when enemies take the least amount of effort to go down? I will admit bashing on enemies with a max level party is quite fun at times, but it's really fun when you fight super strong enemies while underleveled. It can also be infuriating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:57:02 2015 No.12862811 >>12862774 Just change sides already. We have cookies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:58:21 2015 No.12862817 >>12862806 I guess I agree with you. And depending on the game, I don't even reach max lvl right before the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:59:09 2015 No.12862824 >>12862804 Obviously 5-7.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 17:59:41 2015 No.12862828 >>12862811 No, how about you change sides? We have Human rights.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:00:25 2015 No.12862832 File: 636 KB, 1200x1200, 1404265433708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862643 >Implying my daughteru isn't smart as fuck. >Implying she would wet the bed. >Implying she isn't a smug piece of work like her mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:00:39 2015 No.12862835 >>12859433 W-what was val holding?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:01:33 2015 No.12862839 >>12862832 >Thinking being smart or smug stops accidents

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:01:50 2015 No.12862841 >>12862832 >Implying your daughteru didn't inherit your dumb quirks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:02:08 2015 No.12862843 >>12862835 Undead grey lamentation mushroom. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Grey_Lamentation_Mushroom

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:02:40 2015 No.12862848 >>12862839 No but it would stop her from wetting the bed at an age as high as 7.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:02:52 2015 No.12862850 >>12862777 I look forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:03:55 2015 No.12862855 >>12862850 Thanks, I hope it lives up to your expectations.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:04:13 2015 No.12862856 >>12862848 >not knowing the truth behind strawberry milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:05:03 2015 No.12862859 >>12862856 W-what truth?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:05:49 2015 No.12862865
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>>12862802
Maybe.

>>12862800
I mean like teleporting into your hands or armor onto your body.

It's nothing too insane, just weapons a person could use or armor a person could wear.

Weapons are tools and recognizing when to use what and taking advantage of every opportunity is what matters most.

Get knocked back by a Minotaur? TP a throwing knife in and chuck it at her while recovering.

Harpy decides to hover out of reach of steel? Give her a taste of some arrows from a bow instead.

Dullahan "Tank" Knight blocking everything ever with a shield? TP in a Shotel and give her the business.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:07:43 2015 No.12862872 >>12862865 >not launching your weapons and such at your enemies like arrows/missiles from hell And this is why the Order is a bunch of candy assed maggots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:08:34 2015 No.12862874 >>12862872 What the hell do you want from us? We have a strict budget..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:10:14 2015 No.12862877 >>12862874 Maybe you'd have a better budget if you were actually worth it.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:10:54 2015 No.12862881
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>>12862872
That's not a very heroic method.

Nor is it a very plausible one for traditional RPG mechanics.

We're talking about hard magic here, one would probably need runes tattoos to accomplish an act like teleporting armor and weapons in-hand.

I'm sure something bullshit like a Lilim could manage that though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:11:42 2015 No.12862883 >>12862877 Don't even start, this is basic training all over again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:12:36 2015 No.12862888 >>12862881 And Gil did it with only a dinky keyblade.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:13:12 2015 No.12862892
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>>12862848
Accidents can happen beyond 7.

Just clean up and don't tease her at all. It's important for a young daughteru to know you'll be there for her when she fucks up. Helps build confidence and self-esteem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:13:19 2015 No.12862894 >>12862828 >The Order >Human rights

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:14:34 2015 No.12862896 >>12862894 Enjoy being a food source I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:15:59 2015 No.12862897 File: 128 KB, 800x602, All dat plumage gawd dayum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862888 MGE doesn't have fruity Disney styled Keyblades. Also he's literally part god or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:16:47 2015 No.12862901 File: 67 KB, 219x144, insignia-demon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to see KC draw some of his existing MGs in armor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:17:31 2015 No.12862905 >>12862901 >AllOfMyYes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:17:44 2015 No.12862906 >>12862896 You can bet I will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:17:52 2015 No.12862907 >>12862786 To steamroll them and shit on their hopes and dreams, what other reason is there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:18:20 2015 No.12862909 File: 743 KB, 1383x1171, 1416683937317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12861364 >using the one without a punchline >>12861663 Joke's already been done

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:18:52 2015 No.12862911 >>12862897 Yes. His mother was the goddess Ninsun, known as "Lady Wild Cow".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:18:54 2015 No.12862912 >>12862786 Also, the thrill of the fight when you find a truly strong opponent. That Elements fight in Xenogears man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:18:58 2015 No.12862914 >>12862695 Did this lamia perhaps almost burn it down by falling asleep?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:19:03 2015 No.12862915 >>12862907 Way better articulated than I have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:20:05 2015 No.12862917 >>12862906 Alright then. Same time next week?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:20:25 2015 No.12862918 How do you folks feel about hyena/gnoll girls? Note, don't click if non-standard pussies get you all angry. http://i.imgur.com/veEvMnr.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:20:30 2015 No.12862919 >>12862914 That's what actually happened, but everyone is blaming the sweet Dragon who runs the other bakery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:21:35 2015 No.12862923 >>12862918 Touché good sir, touché..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:22:11 2015 No.12862925 >>12862918 BOOOOOOOB NO GAEEEEMSSS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:22:15 2015 No.12862926 >>12862918 I'm already positive not everyone will be a fan of this. I, however, am. Very nice. Would service/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:22:39 2015 No.12862928 >>12862136 You do a trade, you offer to massage her breasts and she massages yer cock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:24:28 2015 No.12862933 >>12862918 The non-standard pussy really goddamned pointless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:25:50 2015 No.12862934 >>12862933 is really*

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:26:36 2015 No.12862936 >>12862933 Considering she's a hyena girl, I'd say it's got a pretty justified point.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:27:22 2015 No.12862937

So do you think in the monster hierarchy, farmgirls are looked down upon? Not necessarily because they're shit but because there are so many of them that supply far outstrips demand. They'd beg for a horny teenager to take them for an hour just to curb their cravings, never really expecting a man to commit to them since there's no real reason to pick her over the 400 other girls on this farm alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:28:04 2015 No.12862939 >>12862824 >>12862643 how is it even a question then? I'll clean up quietly after her. The only exeption that could be made here is if it was a kiki daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:28:41 2015 No.12862941 >>12862936 A justified point for what, futa that isn't really futa?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:28:51 2015 No.12862942 >>12862918 That's a fucking dick. Fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:29:05 2015 No.12862944 Why shota is so shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:30:13 2015 No.12862947 >>12862944 There's nothing wrong with /ss/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:30:25 2015 No.12862948 >>12862944 Loli a shit too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:30:25 2015 No.12862949 >>12862941 It's not really futa at all. It's basically a fleshy onahole that leads to her womb. Kind of like a really long vaginal canal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:30:47 2015 No.12862950 Report and Ignore. Don't commission or even acknowledge Bob's RP'ing fucktoy either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:31:02 2015 No.12862952 >>12862937 I imagine that monsters in general never really expect a man to commit to them since... they're monsters. It's why they're so good at rape. 'Cos everyone runs. The first one that doesn't is the husbandu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:31:08 2015 No.12862953 >>12862944 Because you don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:32:21 2015 No.12862957 >>12862944 I'm not into it, and I don't have anything against it, but it's overused as fuck. Almost every story here (at least all that involves CCs) have shotas in them. It's getting really old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:32:23 2015 No.12862958 >>12862937 Hi somedude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:33:12 2015 No.12862959 >>12862950 I really don't know why people don't see this bait a mile away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:33:57 2015 No.12862960 >>12862957 What are you talking about? We don't even have any CC on shota stories

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:34:03 2015 No.12862961 >>12862937 According to MGE and my headcanon it is not easy for a monster girl to get pregnant so it's not like there are too many of them. Bigger numbers than rare species like dragons? Yes. As many as humans? No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:34:45 2015 No.12862962 >>12862949 It's still phallic imagery, hence my futa comment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:35:30 2015 No.12862963 File: 35 KB, 383x404, devilbug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet she is still pissed about that kikimora moving in and cleaning the place up for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:35:53 2015 No.12862965 >>12862960 Pardon me, greentexts and ideas for scenarios then, but you get the point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:36:08 2015 No.12862968 >>12862961 I'd like to think MGs like Holsts, Wererabbits and Slimes are more common than people. And don't have superhuman strength or anything. But more exotic MGs like Manticores, Dragons and Liches are rare, but very dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:36:51 2015 No.12862969 >>12862963 Who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:38:54 2015 No.12862975 >>12862969 Devil Bugs live in places where it is dirty and full of grime. I just had a mental image of them being huffy when a kikimora decides to move in with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:39:34 2015 No.12862977 >>12862963 Nothing wrong with some healthy competition. Besides, she could also try and undo the kiki's work. If she wants me she gotta work for it. And she better work hard since I prefer Kiki's over Devilbugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:39:48 2015 No.12862979 >>12862963 >Kiki vs Bug vs Roomba Do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:39:54 2015 No.12862981 >>12862968 I want to live in a world where slimes are common.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:39:58 2015 No.12862982 >>12862975 I wonder if KC intends to redraw her at some point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:40:03 2015 No.12862983 >>12862975 This would be adorable if they weren't literally cockroaches.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:41:36 2015 No.12862985

>>12862981
Slimes are easy to subdue, you just need to reach in and grab their core, then they're just putty in your hands.

If you miss the core when you make a grab though, it's a bit like quicksand, she'll start drawing you in. Keep trying to grab the core before she immobilizes you.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:42:35 2015 No.12862989

>>12862968
There's a bit in one of the MGE books that says that "humans are the most numerous race in the world", but whether that means "humans outnumber all monsters" or "humans outnumber any one specific monster species" isn't clear.

Also, headcanon. I also like to think that MGs outnumber humans on aggregate, because the idea that there's not enough dicks to go around and the girls are getting desperate makes me diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:43:31 2015 No.12862991 >>12862981 Going by Dragon Quest/DnD logic that MGE runs by, slimes would be really common.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:43:45 2015 No.12862993 File: 95 KB, 476x357, 0_MGE_RPG_mockup_slimes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862985 > tfw they don't have a core

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:44:23 2015 No.12862996 >>12862993 Time to get the salt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:44:57 2015 No.12862997 >>12862993 Slimes are slow in any case. Running shouldnt be hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:45:57 2015 No.12863000 >>12862989 >the idea that there's not enough dicks to go around and the girls are getting desperate makes me diamonds This is gonna end badly in the long run. Horribly badly.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:45:59 2015 No.12863001
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>>12862993
It's in there somewhere, you just need to reach around a little.

Dark Slimes don't try to hide it, because they cheat and use magic.

Don't try to grab Dark Slime cores, it won't end well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:46:05 2015 No.12863002 >>12862996 That'd do fuck-all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:46:12 2015 No.12863003 >>12862993 Time for the liquid nitrogen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:46:47 2015 No.12863005 >>12863002 Then get more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:47:42 2015 No.12863010 >>12863005 Why would you want to pour salt on a Slime anyways?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:47:49 2015 No.12863011 >>12862997 But Anon, how is he gonna level up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:48:33 2015 No.12863015 >>12863001 >>12863001 Looks mighty tempting though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:48:46 2015 No.12863017 >>12862918 Burn in hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:48:50 2015 No.12863019 >>12863010 Why do we do anything in life? Because it might be funny, duh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:50:36 2015 No.12863025 >>12862918 If you knew to link, you know that pseudo futashit is not welcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:51:15 2015 No.12863028 >>12863019 Salt doesn't even stop slug-girls in MGE. It just turns them into lolis. Maybe anon was intimidated by those big fat slime tats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:51:25 2015 No.12863031 What if slimegirls are chill as fuck and just want to coexist with us, and wanting to pour salt on them labels you as a murderous, deranged psycopath?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:51:27 2015 No.12863032 >>12863011 He will just have to join some party of adventurers and level up from the shared experience while handling their baggage and doing cookery. Gotta start somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:51:49 2015 No.12863033 >>12863025 More like it's straight up porn so it can't be posted directly. But that didn't stop the shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:51:55 2015 No.12863034 >>12862963 >>12862979 The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:52:42 2015 No.12863037 >>12863010 I want to share a watermelon with a slimegirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:52:58 2015 No.12863038 >>12863032 What good is gonna do it to be at lvl 30, if your only skills are [Cook] and [Carry]?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:53:59 2015 No.12863042 >>12863028 Those are some mighty zingers..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:54:44 2015 No.12863047 >>12862989 Harems for everyone!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:55:01 2015 No.12863049 >>12863034 We godda push this for Summerslam.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:56:13 2015 No.12863050 >>12863033 The futa enablers are the shitposters, don't kid yourselves. Thank you based Janet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 18:59:50 2015 No.12863062 File: 1.40 MB, 1300x2100, 1403407305873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863037 >Slime waifu trying to tell you she wants to be pregnant. HNNNG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:00:23 2015 No.12863064 >>12863050 Just a regular day at /mgg/.. http://i.imgur.com/j9AYN6k.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:02:45 2015 No.12863069 >>12863001 But it looks so happy...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:06:30 2015 No.12863076 >>12863064 Alps don't cause trouble though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:07:38 2015 No.12863081 >>12863076 Not on their own, true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:08:32 2015 No.12863083 >>12863062 Damn, that's a healthy slimegirl. I just want to rub her tummy until my hands sink in past her membrane layer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:09:01 2015 No.12863085 >>12863076 Boys with pussies are fine. Girls with cocks are not. Learn the difference.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:10:40 2015 No.12863091

>>12863062
>>12863083

>She comes to you carrying a watermelon in her belly one day
>She tugs on your clothes to get your attention
"Yes?"
>She then points at the watermelon with an eager look on her face
"What, you can't digest that? You want me to slice it for you to make it easier?"
>She shakes her head side to side, before putting both her hands on the underside of her belly and posing to you like a pregnant woman, just like she saw on that drama series that airs on TV
>Your eyes widen in surprise as you slowly begin to realize what she really wants, your face being as red as a tomato
>She blushes a lovely shade of dark blue, giving you a warm, innocent smile of satisfaction, happy to know her message went through

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:12:12 2015 No.12863096 >>12863091 How do slime reproduce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:13:53 2015 No.12863102 >>12863096 get enough mass that they split

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:14:05 2015 No.12863106 >>12863096 You cum inside them and eventually they'll grow in size and split. Then you have two Slime waifus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:14:55 2015 No.12863108 >>12863096 Giving birth to monstergirls only, or humanboy birth too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:15:53 2015 No.12863111 File: 1.97 MB, 1385x2003, ENG1062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12862985 I feel like it's not that easy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:16:30 2015 No.12863113 >>12863085 >blatantly trying to start shit Alps are girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:16:35 2015 No.12863114 >>12863108 I like the MGQ canon, where there's a chance of a regular Human boy being born.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:20:17 2015 No.12863120

>>12863114
For the sake of appeasing the squeamish, lets say that the pregnant slimegirl develops a "womb" made of out opaque slime. I guess she'd feed the developing child her own mass in nutrient form until he's finished developing, then you can just reach right in and pluck him from her belly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:20:17 2015 No.12863121 >>12863111 Last time I checked regular slimes can't dissolve swords. Also this slime is pretty big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:20:31 2015 No.12863123 >>12862959 While I won't condone his weird ERP tendencies, not commissioning .less because of one shitposter isn't really going to deter anybody.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:20:35 2015 No.12863124 >>12863114 Itll happen in MGE too when te DL gets enough power to overwrite the rules

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:22:28 2015 No.12863129

>>12863001
Are you confident you could survive MGE? Let's say the no kill rule is out, and standard rpg shit applies, no chief god nerfing. You can learn magic, swordsmanship or what have you, Now, you're still a regular human, starting at level 1, but you can rise to demigod status with training. What would you do? What would be your endgame?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:23:43 2015 No.12863133 >>12863121 I've always thought slimes could control the acidity of their body. Certain interpretations of slimes actually have their bodies be so acidic it's harmful to people if they stay in contact for too long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:26:12 2015 No.12863139 ded

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:26:56 2015 No.12863141

>>12863129
If you're trying to go for a "powerleveling" and/or "winning is more important than olev" strategy, you might want to get the attention of a few MGs first. Flirt with them maybe, dropping hints you *might* be interested in them. Continue amassing until you have several following you, each preventing the others from just using force to rape you. Then go adventuring, having them wipe out stuff that attacks you to help earn you XP and plunder. Keep doing this to farm wealth and XP until drama/lust causes the group to break up, or you reach the level cap.

If you want to go really ruthless, find a unicorn and let yourself get raped so she becomes a bicorn. Same strategy as above, but make them all permanent servants to you. Unlike the previous strategy, it lets you "capture" non-civilized MGs safely, like Ushi's or Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:27:27 2015 No.12863143 >>12863133 I remember that happening in daily life with monstergirl. My dick was quite scared.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:28:11 2015 No.12863145 >>12863129 > camp in graveyard overnight > whipped cream all over dick > await ghouls Keikaku doori

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:28:30 2015 No.12863147

>>12863129
I'm assuming that getting raped too much results in mindbreak and therefore a game over.

I would run, I wouldn't stick around to hear their demands or introduction, I would just run.

I keep running as I travel until I encounter a blacksmith or a wizard I can be an apprentice for, learn the trade. Then work my way up the MG food chain, starting with Mouse Girls and Slimes, running from anything too tough to fight.

Every species of Monster Girl would have a boss or legendary sub-species. For example, there would be a particular Hellhound who is completely red and is tougher than normal Hellhounds. Or working towards besting a P'Orc Chieftain in an unarmed wrassling match.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:28:58 2015 No.12863148 >>12863141 You've thought about this before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:29:28 2015 No.12863150 yfw no scary mg to tie you up and forcibly give you the v.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:31:20 2015 No.12863156 >>12863150 How scary we talking here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:35:25 2015 No.12863170 >>12863148 Not trying to be an edgemaster or anything. I just have some experience in politics so I understand how people manipulate one another. It's even easier to manipulate MGs since they're so single-minded in what they want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:35:35 2015 No.12863171 >>12863147 >P'Orc Chieftain P'Uruk-hai?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:36:05 2015 No.12863172 File: 1.05 MB, 1269x1800, 0050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863156 >you must be at least this scary to ride

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:36:07 2015 No.12863173
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>Chimaera without the goofy head pauldrons
>Still has the upper body of a Lion
>Lower legs of the Goat
>Snake tail
>Dragon Wings
>Dragon Horns
>Still as schizo as ever
>Just no goddamned wonky ass pauldrons

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:36:37 2015 No.12863176 File: 237 KB, 1200x1200, 1420158997305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863156 A horde of large mice scary. They bite you to get it up again until they've all had their fill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:37:26 2015 No.12863186 >>12863173 I can deal with that.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:37:39 2015 No.12863189

>>12863150
>You'll never be dragged by a Hellhound and tied to her bed during the full moon.
>She'll never pin you down and hover her fangs over your neck, breathing heavily onto your throat as she forcibly gives you the v
>She'll never move her head and start nibbling gently on your shoulder as your face twists in pleasure.
>You'll never pass out from the sensation of her milking countless loads out of you all night long.
>You'll never wake up the next morning with your limbs untied from the bed and the Hellhound cuddling you in her sleep.
>You'll never become the Hellhound's husbando.
It hurts a lot anon.
fearboners are a powerful thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:38:01 2015 No.12863190 >>12863173 I'd like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:38:29 2015 No.12863191 Bizarre Slime: America continuation when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:38:30 2015 No.12863192 >>12863171 >These are no mere rabble of lusty P'Orcs, these are P'Uruk-hai, their thighs thick and backsides broad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:39:01 2015 No.12863193 >>12863147 Rincewind as fuck until that whole "apprenticeship" deal. Too bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:39:02 2015 No.12863194 >>12863171 Their breasts more pronounced, their thighs wider? Think I'll go with P'Orcs before fighting.= P'Uruk-hai. And Goblins before P'Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:39:31 2015 No.12863196 >>12863176 That is adorable and terrifying at the same time. >>12863189

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:41:08 2015 No.12863203 >>12863173 Sounds good to me. In fact, it sounds excellent to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:41:29 2015 No.12863206 >>12863193 I doubt I can self-teach myself magic and decent swordplay Anon. Maybe I'll learn from a Salamander smith? Or magic from a Lich?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:41:46 2015 No.12863208 >>12863194 My adventurer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:42:57 2015 No.12863215 >>12863206 >Magic >Swordplay Neither of these are Rincewind at all, Anon. I just wanted to see you run away quickly. If anything you'd need to apprentice under a wererabbit or cockatrice or something, but...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:43:44 2015 No.12863220 >>12863170 That word has lost all meaning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:43:44 2015 No.12863221 >>12863215 Don't forget his mimic named Luggage

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:45:33 2015 No.12863230 >>12863221 >Yandere luggage Oh myriad gods. I need this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:46:33 2015 No.12863234 >>12863215 >>12863230 Oh right, the Terry Pratchett novel. Now I see what you're getting at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:47:16 2015 No.12863238 >>12863191 >expecting Bromont to follow through I've got some bad news, anon

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:48:32 2015 No.12863244

>>12863147

It makes me lament to know that I will never become BULK enough to successfully wrestle a P'Uruk-Hai. I'd use every goddamned dirty move in the book, from groping her copious ass and bosom to just flat out suplexing her.

Then, in order to make her submit to 'The Boss That's Bigga', go full fucking nude, showing her your pent up bestial lust. Your GUNGNIR in full display for her eyes to take in, reminding her that if you win that very weapon she's so enraptured by is going to be gauging out the sticky and warm walls of her jar mercilessly.

In a final display of strength, i'd try my hardest to finish it before giving out in exhaustion, unleashing the spirit of LOS TIBURÓN and pinning her to the ground, yanking her bottom down and slapping her ass once in a titanic grip that calms all the P'Orcs. She'd be fidgeting, of course, her body's response to "DA BIG BOZZ" confusing her as her vulva puffed out and got engorged in arousal.

From there, as you know. It'd be the same standard fanfare of dealing with a normal P'Orc. Ass slapping as you thrust into her, groping her belly flub and sproinking her tail. Calling her things like a "meat bun", "slutty pig", "lewd flab", "meatjar of a woman" as you relentlessly attack until she's left a quivering mess and begging you for more, her ejaculate squirting from her dripping wet P'Uruk pussy, begging for Da Boss to give her piglets.

Then you service the rest of your Girlz, like a good Bozz

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:50:52 2015 No.12863254 >>12863238 Bromont was supposed to run a Christmas Cake special CYOA. He did the first day, took a break, and never continued (to my knowledge, at least). I wanted more drunken, Yuki-Onna CC neighbour. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:51:17 2015 No.12863256 >>12863244 >Wut da zog is 'e doing? >Krumping 'er roight in da rear 'e is. >Down roight Orky if I do say so meself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:55:57 2015 No.12863268 >>12863244 >>12863256 Is that a genuine, Cockney accent?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:57:21 2015 No.12863271 >>12863268 I'm a burgerlander so I will go "maybe"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 19:59:29 2015 No.12863274 >>12863256 Goddamn this makes me want to fuck a P'Orc again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:03:32 2015 No.12863281 >>12862365 Them is. Now fight me with your hilariously uncoordinated hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:03:41 2015 No.12863282 >>12863274 I never wanted to stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:03:57 2015 No.12863283 >>12863244 Yeah, there's no mistake where this boner came from.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:04:38 2015 No.12863287

>You will never work your way up the P'Orc hierachy.
>From Slave to Chieftain.
>There will be several times you lose, a higher-ranking P'Orc might have her girls brutally rape you in some dark corner of the camp to put you in your place.
>You might lose a duel and become the bitch of the winner.
>But you'll never give up. Someday you'll be King of the P'Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:04:49 2015 No.12863289 >>12863274 Things these threads have made me want to do: >Pork an orc >Touch the cow (preferably now) >Hire a kikimora >Cuddle a dormouse >Bully cyclopes even harder I love you guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:05:01 2015 No.12863290 File: 21 KB, 367x202, WAKE ME UP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12859433 >I figure I'll finish it smutless

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:05:35 2015 No.12863294

>>12862498
The problem with drawing a series of fights between a human and an MG is that literally everyone on these threads is rooting for the MG.

I remember when some guy wanted to get raped so bad, he managed to get a drunk, homeless, starved and PREGNANT jinko to ride him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:05:41 2015 No.12863295 >>12863244 That moment when she gives you the biggest love bite of your life after you pull her tail one too many times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:07:35 2015 No.12863299 >>12863289 don't forget to rail the scale

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:07:37 2015 No.12863300

>>12863129
Honestly it wouldnt be that hard, the majority of monsters come with a listed weakness. For instance orcs are super slow and onis are contently piss drunk and super clumsy. Other than that its just a matter of not letting your dick get out of control with the more seducy monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:08:28 2015 No.12863303 >>12863295 She can love bite me as hard as she wants because that'll just receive a clamp on the buttocks and a thrust so hard and powerful that her body wouldn't know whether to ovulate or whistle dixie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:14:55 2015 No.12863315 >>12863300 Well, yes, but you still have to fight. Unless you want to be hardcore, and go the guile route.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:18:37 2015 No.12863321 File: 140 KB, 404x600, It rubs the lotion on its bacon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CUDDLE SEX >IN THE SAUNA >WITH A P'ORC >FINAL DESTINATION

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:22:42 2015 No.12863332 >>12863321 I'll take sitting in a sauna wearing nothing but a towel with a bunch of fit Monster Girls, from Oni to Bear-mode P'Orc girls for $100.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:24:14 2015 No.12863336 >>12863321 Cuddle sex with any monstergirl in a sauna or hot tub sounds pretty divine, to be perfectly honest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:26:14 2015 No.12863341 >>12863336 Just be careful if you take a dormouse in, you need to make sure she doesn't overheat or tip into the water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:26:14 2015 No.12863342 >>12863336 What about slimes, or is that EMG only?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:28:56 2015 No.12863347 >>12863342 >dry sauna >dessicated slime girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:30:16 2015 No.12863350 >>12863342 Dissolving in water? I recall some slimegirl stories where slimegirls can just absorb a body of water regardless of volume. Alternitavely, you could just headcanon them as being hydrophobic in the same way that oil is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:30:20 2015 No.12863351 >>12863321 How about with a Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:31:28 2015 No.12863354 >>12863351 >Yeti >Sauna You're an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:32:18 2015 No.12863358 >>12863351 The yeti might get all hot and sweaty. She'd start getting drowsy and falling asleep if she stayed in for too long.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:33:14 2015 No.12863360

>>12863351

Yeti cuddle sex is for near the open hearth.

But if you want lewd cuddle sex.

>Ren Xiongmao
>Opium den
>Pulls the curtain closed as she undresses, showing off her juicy tits and health
>Not wanting a Panda to wriggle and squirm on top of you while slowly fucking your brains out, her soft pussy slurping and sucking at your cock with gentle undulations
>Not marrying her the next time you get paid, when she agrees not even on the basis of the gold for her freedom
>But on the fact that she loves your cock

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:35:10 2015 No.12863364 >>12863173 How do we make Chimaera look better? Basically, still make her obviously some kind of mix of different monster girls, but with a more interesting design than just swapped out arms and legs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:36:28 2015 No.12863367 >>12863364 Remove the giant fucking heads on her arms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:36:37 2015 No.12863368 File: 33 KB, 640x480, Otousan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863364 Fine then. Here's your chimera since you're Captain No-Fun-Allowed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:37:46 2015 No.12863372 >>12863364 Taking out the pauldrons, shes fine without them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:38:56 2015 No.12863377 >>12863354 Ok fine, A Yuki-onna

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:40:32 2015 No.12863378

>>12863367
>>12863372
I meant other than that. The fuckhuge arms just don't really fit her at all, for example. The legs look fine because they look kinda like thigh high socks or boots, and the hooves are sort of like natural high heels. But those arms just don't work at all.
Also, I think those are actually just energy projections. They're certainly not pauldrons, they're far too low for that. They also seem to be hovering in front of her, rather than next to her. Maybe they're just ghostly embodiments of the personalities that aren't currently in control of her body or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:41:10 2015 No.12863379 >>12863360 Oh, Calcutta...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:46:39 2015 No.12863391 >>12863378 The most obvious answer to "how do we fix <KC monster girl> is usually "shrink the fucking massive hands and feet".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:48:22 2015 No.12863394 >>12863391 We need to do the .less thing and make them animalistic, but not larger than her fucking torso.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:52:20 2015 No.12863408 >>12863391 >>12863394 But I like them like that...

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:53:02 2015 No.12863410
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>>12863364
I was thinking about it before there was an entry and you'd either need something like two heads, a head on the snake tail or at least a ridiculous amalgamation of horns, ears and colours, so the heterochromia do that well enough. Basically a three-headed manticore so has to go full fabulous to not make it look same-old shit or creepy with three heads somewhere.

>>12863372
They really do make her look like an MMO tier set reject.

>>12863368
And for future reference, this is an Ushi-Oni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:53:34 2015 No.12863414 >>12863408 boy I'll cut you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:53:50 2015 No.12863415 >>12863408 Well tough shit, you're one against many. The majority decides.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:54:38 2015 No.12863418 >>12863415 Actually, he's not alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:55:08 2015 No.12863420 >>12863254 I wonder when we'll learn. He NEVER continues/finishes his stuff any more. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:55:27 2015 No.12863422 File: 299 KB, 765x1024, 88bd5630b045533829905d70146eae4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863410 Maybe like this? But that seems awkward to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:56:28 2015 No.12863426 >>12862617 Muh dick. Best exercise ever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:56:36 2015 No.12863427 >>12863422 Too Setouchi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:57:03 2015 No.12863430 >>12863418 Yes he is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:57:37 2015 No.12863432 >>12863418 Yes you are, samefag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:57:46 2015 No.12863433 >>12863430 Nope, we like big paws, and we cannot lie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:58:16 2015 No.12863436 >>12863422 Yeah that's kind of what I mean, three heads or bodies would be pretty weird and probably a bit too Setouchi for KC beyond a slime type so he went with colours and fuckrandom stuff stapled to her back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:58:50 2015 No.12863437 >>12863432 >Disagrees >Samefag Wow, that's a classic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:59:17 2015 No.12863438 >>12863427 That's Thomas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 20:59:19 2015 No.12863439 >>12863433 No you don't. You just think you do. You're being controlled by a mushroom-girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:00:00 2015 No.12863442 >>12863415 >The majority decides. >Nothing changes beyond the amount of shitposting. >That doesn't even really change. Well as long as you think you're important.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:00:38 2015 No.12863444 >>12863439 Whatever, why don't you go back to your slick hands?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:02:12 2015 No.12863448 So this talk about the chimaera and multiple bodies connected to one central body got me thinking. How would a Hydra mg work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:02:37 2015 No.12863450 >>12863321 >Cuddle sex >in the sauna >With ANY MG Would be heavenly. Waifu a best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:04:21 2015 No.12863456 >>12863448 This is a good question, I also wosh to know the answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:07:24 2015 No.12863461 File: 461 KB, 800x1005, 1420164444272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863444 Someone got all buttmad huh? I think I will return to my sensibly proportioned hands. NOW EAT YOUR VEGGIES SPAWN OF MY COCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:08:50 2015 No.12863470 >>12863461 You can't make, monster!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:09:09 2015 No.12863471 >>12863461 Nigga should've put that broccoli in a stir-fry or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:10:57 2015 No.12863477 >>12863470 English, please.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:11:39 2015 No.12863478

>>12863332

>Go into a sauna wearing nothing but a towel
>Sit down, close your eyes and relax as the steam does its job
>Eventually fall into some kind of deep meditation, disregarding your surroundings for a minute
>"Oh, what do we have here?"
>A voice end your moment of inner peace, making you open your eyes
>A handful of Onis had entered the sauna without you noticing
>Some of them still covering themselves with their towels, others wearing nothing at all, as the steam does a mediocre job covering their parts
>They start eyeing you up while talking to themselves, as their suggestive grins give you a pretty good idea of what's going to happen if you don't leave soon
>Meanwhile, you do everything in your power not to look directly at their fit, naked bodies, trying not to look so embarrassed
>"My, he doesn't look half-bad..."
>"Aw, look, he's so nervous!"
>"He's a real cutie, can I squish him?"
>"Jackpot."
>You apologize to them for being inconvenient, as you try to get up and leave
>Your escape attempt fails, however, as one of the girls yanks you by the neck into a side hug, pulling you back into the sauna and pressing your face against her large bare breasts
>"Oi oi, leaving so soon? You paid to get in here, right? It'd be a real waste of money if you left right now, wouldn't it?" She says as she brings you back to the rest of the group, still holding your head against her bosom
>"You don't have to worry about us, we can share the sauna juuust fiiine~. Ain't that right, girls?"
>"There's only one little condition, though."
>"I hope you're into muscly cuddle sessions, boy."

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:12:34 2015 No.12863481

>>12863427
>>12863436
Why not just have four different personalities in a single body like KC's chimera, but with full on shapeshifting? With her transforming between a lion girl, a goat girl, a lamia and a dragon girl depending on the dominant personality. You'd still retain her defining "gimmick", but she wouldn't look like a complete clusterfuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:12:52 2015 No.12863482 >>12863461 >forcing a possibly obligate carnivore to eat brocolli >forcing a kid to eat broccoli by itself Too cruel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:13:36 2015 No.12863487 >>12863442 As long as people stop posting giant furry tumors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:13:53 2015 No.12863489 >>12863482 IT'S FOR HER OWN GOOD

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:14:06 2015 No.12863491
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>>12863420
You do know Bromont is continuing in the archives, right? Like, back before pastebins were a thing, that's what we did.

We're at the point where we're considering buying Yuki-onna condoms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:15:46 2015 No.12863494 >>12863491 Continuing in the archives? What do you mean, doing it off of 4chan proper? Link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:18:30 2015 No.12863499 File: 171 KB, 503x900, 1416451416258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863478 This arouses me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:19:03 2015 No.12863500 >>12863491 He's continuing pretty damn slowly that's for sure. And getting slower as he goes on. Are the stories in his pastebin also being continued in the archives? >>12863494 https://archive.moe/a/thread/118762720 >inb4 spoonfeeding

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:20:00 2015 No.12863504 >>12863448 Personally, I think it would be less of multiple parts replacing the removed part, and more of the removed part growing back larger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:20:28 2015 No.12863505 Chapter 31 Crabman is taking us to the monster world isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:21:23 2015 No.12863509 >>12863478 do not want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:23:02 2015 No.12863513 >>12863491 Looks like he's continuing right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:23:09 2015 No.12863514 >>12863509 >do not want. Not only do you type like a faggot, you also reject fine snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:24:19 2015 No.12863516 File: 2.79 MB, 350x167, gotcha bitch.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863422 I'd hit that pretty hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:24:40 2015 No.12863520 >>12863481 That does sound better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:25:12 2015 No.12863521 >>12863509 What is wrong with you? Are you some kind of prude?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:25:14 2015 No.12863522 >>12863514 Not everyone likes hulking bitches. Especially if they're haughty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:25:33 2015 No.12863523 >>12863514 >Displaying my discontent with being raped into the ground in simple, easy to understand english "hurrr, you're typing like a faggot!" also, rape=/=fine snu snu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:26:35 2015 No.12863525 >>12863522 Except for, you know, me. >>12863521 I don't like being controlled. So that means a lot of femdom is stuff I'm just not interested in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:28:13 2015 No.12863529 >>12863525 But Anon, they just want to cuddle with you. Maybe pat your head a bit, call you cute. Are you just going to leave and hurt their feelings?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:29:43 2015 No.12863533 >>12863525 Whoever said they were gonna straight up rape you? They just want some cuddles, mang.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:31:28 2015 No.12863535 >>12863529 I don't think the language they're using conveys that desire. >>12863533 I have my doubts. And I mean seriously, if they want cuddles they can just ask.

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Thu Jan 1 21:34:08 2015 No.12863543 >>12863500 Because I'm working a part time job full time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:34:29 2015 No.12863545 File: 682 KB, 800x600, bee - sad queen bee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863529 >>12863525 >>12863522 >>12863521 >>12863514 >>12863509 >>12863523 No. Stop it. You guys are going to start a shitstorm. Don't do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:35:55 2015 No.12863550 >>12863545 That is a cutie.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:36:34 2015 No.12863554

>>12863535

Well, you can still leave, it's not like they're treating you like property anyway. But be warned that by leaving them without giving them the slightest feeling of satisfaction of cuddling after a hard day of lifting will make them very, very sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:38:05 2015 No.12863558 >>12863554 If they want cuddles they'll just have to ask, instead of barging in and barking demands like they own the place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:39:43 2015 No.12863562 >>12863525 Hence why I said, NOT everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:42:03 2015 No.12863568 >>12863290 What? It's not like you want me to just write page after page of relentless, hunger-frenzied ghoul blowjobs!

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:50:27 2015 No.12863588

"Due to the dwindling male population new reports show that rape cases have gone up an extraordinary 405%. People are calling these times the 1000:1 age.......As you all know the females outnumber the male population by....."
You sigh and turn off the TV. You were a male. Really rare these days you know. You quickly scanned your surroundings to make sure there were no MGs nearby. You never know whether one is hiding somewhere. It wasn't always like this. These days even kikimoras do not hesitate to rape men on site since there is a serious lack of men. Every female became desperate. No female wanted to lose a man so somehow they all turned VERY possesive. Once you were caught you werent seen outside. Ever.

continue?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:51:52 2015 No.12863594 >>12863588 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:52:09 2015 No.12863595 >>12863588 Stop fluctuating between past and present tense, if you do plan on continuing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:52:17 2015 No.12863596 >>12863588 Hell yes, last man standing scenarios are great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:52:38 2015 No.12863597 >>12863588 >1000:1 ratio They would've attempted to find a solution by the time the ratio was 50:1

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:53:17 2015 No.12863600 >>12863562 pootis. >>12863588 Absolutely not. I have no desire to see some dumbass get raped literally every step he takes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:53:31 2015 No.12863601 File: 73 KB, 1659x719, Tales from the Elf Planet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863588 Keep goin'. This sounds like the Elf planet but with more MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:55:23 2015 No.12863606 >>12863588 >Fake an injury every time one of them tries to rape you >With so few men, they'll never risk taking another one out of the equation >Force them to court you like a gentleman, the prince with the glass skeleton

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:57:46 2015 No.12863614 >>12863588 Why aren't there more dystopian stories like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:58:22 2015 No.12863615 >>12863606 Fuck that, I'll barricade myself in and shoot anyone on sight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 21:59:32 2015 No.12863620 >>12863614 because I don't like reading stories about one dumb shit getting raped by every girl he meets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:01:00 2015 No.12863624 >>12863606 "You can't have sex with me. I have avian bone syndrome." "That's okay," said the harpy. "So do I!" I don't think this is going to work out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:01:06 2015 No.12863626 File: 83 KB, 530x392, EXPAND.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863478 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:02:48 2015 No.12863631 >>12863620 It could be about an underground railroad of the last free men in the world. Breaking slaves who aren't completely mindbroken free, trying to bide time and prepare for a rebellion against Monster Girl overlords.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:03:24 2015 No.12863633 File: 135 KB, 1052x1091, 1419852050179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863601 Around elves, watch yourselves

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:04:28 2015 No.12863637 >>12863631 >in a setting where we're outnumbered 1000 to 1 Only if we isolated the components of demonic energy and final solution the bitches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:05:11 2015 No.12863639 >>12863631 Or you know, doing the logical thing and nuking them off the face of the earth when the ratio exceeds 15:1

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:06:13 2015 No.12863642

>>12863615
>>12863624
I guess I'm just lucky that I can dislocate things and pop them back in pretty easily.
>Grabbed by a monster girl and forced to the ground
>Pop a few fingers out of their sockets
>OH GOD! YOU BROKE MY HAND WHAT THE FUCK! OH GOD THIS FUCKING HURTS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:07:03 2015 No.12863644 >>12863639 I'm sure some Monster Girls will just see nuking as 'Playing hard to get'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:07:54 2015 No.12863646 >>12863644 >Atomic detonation >It doesn't count because I want the MC to get raped! Nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:07:54 2015 No.12863647 File: 97 KB, 375x375, deruella-pillowfort.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GUYS GUYS How about a dystopian setting where humans and "lesser" monstergirls are ruled over by elite monstergirls, yet human males aren't considered commodities?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:07:59 2015 No.12863648

>Bromont: Believe I based the age thing off of Rosario + Vampire, that Snow Women can't have children after a certain age (16-22); but for the life of me, I can't remember the precise numbers.

Anyone know what he's talking about?

Personally I think it sounds like BS, since a housewife MG that can only have kids as a teenager sounds as silly as saying Holsts can only get pregnant as lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:08:47 2015 No.12863650 >>12863637 Yea if we have gotten to 1000 to 1 we are already past the point of a normal rebellion being of any use. We would need some science brothers to work up a virus or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:08:54 2015 No.12863651 >>12863647 No thanks.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:09:44 2015 No.12863654

>>12863642
What about slimegirls? If one gets the jump on you, they could envelop you to the point of immobility, in the name of "your own safety".

That, and you might find it hard to pull that trick on a succubus, lilim, or powerful sorceress monstergirl who knows a thing or two about hypnosis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:10:48 2015 No.12863656 >>12863111 She's going to need a good dosing of napalm

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:11:06 2015 No.12863657

>>12863588
You would think that they would solve the problem. They tried ever since male to female ration hit 50:1. But genetics is a very complicated field. They say that they're 'one step closer' to finding a way to increase male baby pregnancy rates but the solution never comes. Society changed very rapidly after hitting the 100:1 ratio. The government enacted 2 children per couple rule. Then 1 child per couple. The government tried to encourage polygamy to increase the chances of getting a new male child but ironically MGs started to get more and more possesive as the male population dwindled. You would think that a lot of us males would be happu about recent events. Some are but me? Fuck this. I dont want to be forced into loving a person Ive barely met. Also possesive and restricting girls aren't my type. So I've preserved my purity. It isn't easy. As a human male literally NOONE is on your side. Police? Please. They want to 'protect' you all right. Makes me fucking sick.

continue?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:11:12 2015 No.12863659 >>12863647 I just don't wanna get raped. At all. If I'm gonna get raped I want it to be my fault.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:12:34 2015 No.12863660 >>12863647 Chibi duerlla a cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:13:50 2015 No.12863664 >>12863657 Yes you aardvark, it's like one guy who's not interested.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:14:22 2015 No.12863665 >>12863657 The guy made sure his place had no opening big enough for mice girls, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:15:13 2015 No.12863668 >>12863657 mneeeeah. This could either be 2 eggy 4 me or A femdom fest where the only thing that happens is the mg gets his pelvis busted by everything that moves

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:16:54 2015 No.12863672 >>12863668 You don't have to read it if you don't like it.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:17:19 2015 No.12863673

>>12863654
Ain't just fingers, and I don't need my hands free to do it. I can just flex and dislocate my jaw, and it makes the nastiest popping/cracking sound when it happens.

I'd be okay with a Lilim though, them's classy ladies who don't need no rough rape tactics. If she just asks nicely I'd waifu her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:17:57 2015 No.12863674 >>12863672 Indeed. However I have every right to defend my position that I am a stronk independent white boy who don't need no rape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:25:43 2015 No.12863696 >>12863254 He's been continuing on the archive. Much like the old days, he'd start a thread then finish the story in the archive, sometimes continuing the stories to novella-length and beyond. https://archive.moe/a/thread/118762720

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:26:55 2015 No.12863702

>>12863657
Iguess it isn't that bad. I mean MGC Atlanta is one of the more 'progressive' regions. At least I have freedom of movement and speech. Ive heard from some dudes that I meet with that in MG Russia, males are forced to work at 'milking' facilities. That's not even the worse I heard. In some countries like North korea, males have no rights. At All. Scary shit. You know lately I've been hearing that our government will pass a legislature regarding something about forced collection. I mean its really vauge but its been on the back of my mind. Anyways I always check at this time for mouse girls. They're real fucking sneakier than I thought. Nearly got raped by one of those. So I check all my doors and double lock them just in case. I'm so grateful that I live in a safe neighborhood. The bad parts of town are filled woth ushi-onis and the slimes. All I have to worry atr mice girls and the occaisonal kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:28:32 2015 No.12863707 >>12863702 Why kikimoras of all things? They're so sweet....

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:29:45 2015 No.12863709 >>12863707 Cause even they ate getting desperate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:32:43 2015 No.12863717 File: 1.16 MB, 400x232, beeg show.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no mg waifu to listen to records with

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:33:34 2015 No.12863720 File: 135 KB, 1323x541, 2017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863647 Sounds lame. >>12863601 >>12863633 Now we're talking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:35:35 2015 No.12863727 >>12863702 I'd rather be kept in a chemical coma and "harvested" than be at a milking factory. There's something offensive about it. Fuck Russia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:37:11 2015 No.12863730 >>12863717 >no big Jinko waifu you can squeeze with all your strength Being big is suffering

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:37:43 2015 No.12863732 >>12863709 Fuck you I want my dedicated kikimora. I want to rub her ears until she eargasms.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:39:59 2015 No.12863740

>>12863730
No it isn't. Being someone who doesn't feel like they fit in their body is suffering. Saying you're suffering because you have a big body but don't want it is like a fuck you to the people who do but can't. How would you feel if I ranted about how I hate being a manlet?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:40:11 2015 No.12863741

>>12863702
>>12863707
>>12863709

Kikimora are attracted to unclean rooms like flies to honey. And living as a fortified hikkimori doesn't exactly make for clean and neat living. So expect them trying to peep into your window or knock on the door at all hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:41:44 2015 No.12863747 >>12863732 This. Kikimora are love. I want to be pandered to.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:42:26 2015 No.12863748

>>12863741
I'm fine with having a kikimora come in my fort and organize the grenades and machine-gun parts.
A) if she's doing it just to because she wants everything to be NEAT UND TIDY then that's fine-I could use some organization in my life
B) if it turns out that she's not a huge bitch and we wind up fugging, I'd get a loyal wife who isn't a nutter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:42:27 2015 No.12863749 >>12863647 Is there a version of this without Druella? Just her though. Everything else needs to still be there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:42:59 2015 No.12863751 >>12863740 Are you triggered? Tumblr pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:43:44 2015 No.12863754 >>12863749 I'm not sure if we have pictures of SD Lilims aside from Deruella, Mari, and Ilassa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:44:52 2015 No.12863756 >>12863740 What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:45:11 2015 No.12863757 >>12863749 If you give me like 15 min, I can see if I can make something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:46:23 2015 No.12863762 >>12863754 I was going to replace Druella with chibi versions of the others. Also changing the front text to be appropriate in each case.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:48:18 2015 No.12863767

Jesus Christ guys, I just got out of an Oculus Rift experience in which I was sitting at the other end of a kotatsu from a wonderful vampire girl who was resting her head on the table, rolling her head in a swaying fashion and smiling like it was the coziest thing ever. It's the future!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:48:19 2015 No.12863768 >>12863516 what game is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:49:00 2015 No.12863772 >>12863762 I look forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:49:18 2015 No.12863774 >>12863767 Video or get out. Is there an option for a Medusa?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:49:49 2015 No.12863775 >>12863767 Call me when we can simulate touch.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:50:32 2015 No.12863777

>>12863727
The milking facility isn't that bad man. You aren't hooked up to a machine like a beast or anything. You live in comfort and eat nice food(laced with aphrodisiacs and supplements) and hang out with friendly pretty nurses. Who force you to ejaculate into a jar every half hour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:50:36 2015 No.12863778 >>12863768 Googles Gospel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:53:16 2015 No.12863784 >>12863777 Those nurses are all manticores, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:54:54 2015 No.12863790 >>12863777 >jar Can't we do it the old fashioned way?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:55:29 2015 No.12863793 >>12863702 I wonder what MGC Alberta would be like in such an age. Captcha: EdgyO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:56:31 2015 No.12863796 >>12863767 >Oculus Rift I wonder if I'll be able to get such experiences on Morpheus too. Or if it'll just be nothing but shooters and shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 22:56:44 2015 No.12863799 >>12863777 Damn, I wish I had saved that greentext I wrote about the three major ways to deal with baby/semen shortages. They were: Kikimora semen bottling plant, lazy polygamous harem, and tied-to-a-milking-machine bitch factory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:00:06 2015 No.12863808 >>12862022 I always thought it was /straightshota/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:00:20 2015 No.12863811 File: 84 KB, 375x375, FuckNature.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863762 There ya go, hope that was what you wanted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:01:02 2015 No.12863815 File: 270 KB, 825x560, 1403457709052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863768 It's Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen anon.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:01:47 2015 No.12863816

>>12863799
Found it:

On MG planets, there would only be one job for men.

Sperm donor.

I mean, you have to maintain the population of an entire planet. Millions on sparse worlds, perhaps billions on planets with prodigious breeders like Dormice. And you'd have to deal with, who knows, a good half of those single ladies being baby crazy -- plus the government encouraging this line of thought to keep the population stable.

So this job would, depending on the type of planet, be:

1) Bottling Plant: Getting milked by your favourite girls every morning and night, with a high calorie diet specialized diet to keep up with sperm production. Maybe direct insemination for VIP clients. Rigid schedule with a long work week, but weekends off for rest. (For industrious MGs like Kikimora)

2) Nursery Harem: Living in a massive harem full of pregger girls fawning over you, as part of a baby factory. No real plan other than just doing what feels natural. Girls might visit for "vacations" from around the planet when they want to have a child. If you end up accidentally finishing inside an already-pregnant girl, another might have to lick it out and put it inside a visitor with her mouth. (Probably better for lazier species like Holsts or Dormice)

3) Milking Facility: Basically bound up to milking machinery like a cow, with MGs taking shifts to tease and arouse you while you're bound to the wall, keeping arousal at its peak. Vibrators, everywhere. Lots of mouth-to-mouth feeding and anal stimulation, I bet. (Sadistic and heavy femdom races here, like Ushi-Onis)

thegreens Thu Jan 1 23:02:55 2015 No.12863819

Well the thread is nearing the 2000 mark. It's not ready to die yet; far from it, but in preparation for the recap what are some things you'd like to put in? I think some notables include

Beyblade runner wurm
Fighting about polt, alps, paw and hand size and gender
being gifted an onahole
Discussing penis length and bathing with a purple kitsune
3D mg's
Dickgirl(?)hyena
Cleaning a mantis's scythes
Where to make a sex face:a novel by wurm
Stupid mg edits
Tanuki=hitler
Polt the sex teacher
p'orc makes a comeback
And many, many more. What are some of your favorites?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:02:59 2015 No.12863820 >>12863811 Heh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:03:07 2015 No.12863822 Would a Tanuki attempt to shower you with affection by kissing you with a chocolate coin between her lips?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:04:00 2015 No.12863823

>You will never be one of the last men on Earth, free men
>You will never be holed up in your home, it's night out
>They're all at your door, scratching at your windows, their cat calls tempting you with the pleasures of their bodies
>Your .357 is by your side
>Then you hear them scatter, a tromping noise increasing in volume
>Peeking through a small slit in the wood the lesser MGs couldn't hope to break easily with their bare hands, the little cunts, you see what scared them off
>No no no no no
>Not one of them, fuck no
>It's an Ushi-Oni
>& she can SMELL YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:04:38 2015 No.12863827 >>12863568 You underestimate me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:04:38 2015 No.12863828 >>12863823 >you shoot her >she dies Good end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:04:42 2015 No.12863829 >>12863815 No you ugly shit. I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:05:33 2015 No.12863833 >>12863819 Remove everything that caused a shitstorm of some sort. >>12863822 I wouldn't mind that one bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:07:19 2015 No.12863838 File: 22 KB, 787x347, 1420171639036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863823

>>	thegreens Thu Jan 1 23:07:36 2015 No.12863839 >>12863833 I have to put in the stuff that caused shitstorms because those are defining moments in the thread, unique little moments that make it what it is! Just like how tumors make you unique.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:07:40 2015 No.12863841 >>12863819 I dunno, there're all equally dumb/awesome..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:08:37 2015 No.12863844 >>12863838 Or you know, save the bullets for the ushi-oni. They're not made of titanium I mean sheesh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:09:09 2015 No.12863846 >>12863784 >>12863790 Actually the nurses in charge of collection are custom golem girls with orifices designed to catch and store semen, so you can fuck them normally or just get sucked off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:10:12 2015 No.12863848 >>12863819 >tfw recap anon mentions your shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:10:37 2015 No.12863849 >>12863844 No, but they do regenerate to an unknown extent. For all we know it can either A) Kill her good, or B) Just make her think you're playing hard to get.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:10:44 2015 No.12863850 >>12863848 What were YOUR shenanigans anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:11:19 2015 No.12863852 >>12863846 Throw in vydia and internet, and a forested area I can leisurely trail and you got a deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:11:54 2015 No.12863854 >>12863815 I want to take Yao's first time while holding her paw. >>12863829 But anon. She's never used her pussy before. Imagine how tight and sensitive she is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:12:20 2015 No.12863856 >>12863844 I was waiting for >>12863849 to show up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:12:31 2015 No.12863857 >>12863849 Here's the magic solution. Shoot her in the head. If she gets up, shoot her in what's left of her head. Continue until her head looks like a crushed watermelon filled with jelly. Congratulations, you just killed an ushi-oni!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:12:56 2015 No.12863860 >>12863850 Oh, I'll never tell.. Mostly because it's fucking embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:13:34 2015 No.12863864 >>12863856 solved it here bruh: >>12863857

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:13:59 2015 No.12863865

>>12863823
>"Anon! I know you're in there!" she calls
>How the fuck does she know your na- wait, Cindy?
>Oh wow, it's just your brother's wife dropping off your monthly food supply
>They think you're crazy but say family is family, weird people but at least their hearts are in the right place
>You kind of feel like a racist now

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:15:36 2015 No.12863868

>>12863852
You even get to leave on the weekends! And you can have visitors. Your bros that aren't into the full time cum pump lifestyle can still come by to play vidya get paid for a single donation while they are there. You basically can have whatever you want, provided you meet quota.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:16:07 2015 No.12863869 File: 8 KB, 299x200, 10+10+response+i+kek+d+_a2fb8f8c5b612072612ba01354afb7e2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863865 10/10 good end I ked'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:16:54 2015 No.12863873 >>12863865 Race wars are NOW.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:17:13 2015 No.12863874 >>12863857 Can we burn her afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:18:49 2015 No.12863878 >>12863860 WE MUST KNOW! were you the hyena boy? Is it true that you fug by putting your dick in her dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:18:53 2015 No.12863880 >>12863874 That is the traditional way of dealing with supernatural bullshit. Slay it with iron. Purge it with fire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:20:05 2015 No.12863884 >>12863856 What, are you going to get your autism flared up in a tiff over different interpretations over an Ushi-Onis regenerative abilities, Commerical-Faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:20:11 2015 No.12863886 >>12863878 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:20:33 2015 No.12863888 >>12863878 >hyena boy Oh god no. That's not embarrassing, that's sacrilege.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:22:23 2015 No.12863892 >>12863886 dude, you're getting pissed at the wrong person. >>12863888 hmm, you the onahole boy? The mg edits thing?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:22:34 2015 No.12863893
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>>12863828
You only get one shot anon, it needs to be dead center to the heart or to the skull, a grazing shot will do nothing and it might even live through shots that aren't great but still partially hit their mark.

You could pray to Hathor for a miracle but there's no way you'll get more than one shot properly off before she's all over you. Do you take the chance or end it all?

Failure means she's taking you through the floor for the rest of your life with the potential for her children to take you through the ceiling since the floor is Mom's territory.

>>12863829
Calm down their lassy christ...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:23:50 2015 No.12863902 >>12863880 It works for Trolls in Elder Scrolls and D&D. So it's gotta work on Ushi-Onis. That or just napalm her and fuck using guns.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:24:40 2015 No.12863907 >>12863892 I'm not telling. How about you tell me who you're working for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:25:23 2015 No.12863908 >>12863854 Any girl with hands bigger than my head is disqualified. I hate shark teeth as well, COME AT ME!

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:25:53 2015 No.12863909

>>12863893
>You only get one shot anon
Except it's a revolver with 6 shots.
>it needs to be dead center to the heart or to the skull
Or the livers, kidney, lungs, stomach, joints, arteries....
>You could pray to Hathor for a miracle but there's no way you'll get more than one shot properly off before she's all over you
You're in an armored fort, I'm sure you'll have the time.
>Failure means she's taking you through the floor for the rest of your life with the potential for her children to take you through the ceiling since the floor is Mom's territory.
or you could kill her. That too is an option.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:26:23 2015 No.12863913 >>12863811 Heh. What's Mari's gunna be?

>>	thegreens Thu Jan 1 23:26:55 2015 No.12863915 >>12863907 Well, uh, my name is greens, and I don't have a job. That's why I'm on 4chan. Your turn!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:27:50 2015 No.12863916 >>12863913 I was kinda hoping the other guy would do her. Lol, I made a funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:27:59 2015 No.12863917 >>12863884 I'm not commercial anon, and the only one with autism is the guy who rejects all possibility of killing an ushi because of muh unparalleled healing prowess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:28:52 2015 No.12863920 >>12863915 Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but.. I AM YOU.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:29:53 2015 No.12863923 >>12863915 I 'may' have made a few shitty edits. >>12863920 Buhwaa?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:30:09 2015 No.12863924 >>12863868 But can I fall in love?

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:30:45 2015 No.12863927

>>12863917

All I said is we don't know the extent of their healing powers, because KC was intentionally vague outside of "Can shrug off light wounds like it's nothing".

For all we know they're like Wolverine and can have plot armor a mile thick with their regenerative factor, or they actually rely on a huge amount of calories/their own metabolism to regenerate anything past what could be considered a flesh wound.

They're not immortal, just stupidly durable on their Not-lady-bits

>>	thegreens Thu Jan 1 23:31:15 2015 No.12863929 >>12863920 So you WERE the hyena guy! I knew it! Just kidding, that wasn't me. I can't draw for shit. >>12863923 fuck you those were magical. Beyblade runner is my new pastebin icon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:32:59 2015 No.12863937 >>12863929 Glad you liked, even though it was such a sloppy, fast job. Seriously, that one would've gotten me kicked out of photoshop class...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:32:59 2015 No.12863938 File: 517 KB, 800x1341, 1418418970291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863917 >"M-muh guns." >"M-muh nuggets."

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:33:46 2015 No.12863940
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>>12863908
The hands I could understand, they aren't for everyone. But sharkteeth? Really? Sharkteeth a fucking best you pleb.
But really, I'm not gonna argue with you about this. You're entitled to your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:34:01 2015 No.12863941 >>12863937 >*liked it Words™, how do they work?

>>	thegreens Thu Jan 1 23:34:47 2015 No.12863944 >>12863937 The simplicity gives it charm. Just like wurms!

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:36:47 2015 No.12863946

I don't have a kotatsu, so I couldn't fully immerse myself in the experience, but I got the next best thing. I did my laundry. And then I took the warm cloths straight from the oven. And then I put them on the bed. Finally the time came and so did I, while in the Rift. It was such a comfy feeling. It really left my mind such complicated. All we need now is a fluffy tail simulator, and this could be complete.

>>12863774
Here you go anon. It's not as amazing as I made it out to be, but it's damn cute and I love it. I like the gibberish voice effects too.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24532215

>>12863796
You will. And it will contain interaction. I believe I saw a demo on one of sony's older headsets with idolm@ster.
And then there's summer lesson (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlnUYt8DyBk).).
Don't worry, they like their waifus.
Also most of the current Japanese made Oculus Rift demos have waifus, like the head-patting-while-sleeping-with-waifu simulator. Or the watching stars with Miku one. Or the one where you touch her hair. I think you get the point.

>>12863775
Well hey, if it's anything, they can feel your touch. You just can't feel it back. Not yet at least. We're getting haptic feedback suits soon™. I know of at least two groups who are trying to make that possible right now, although the tech is limited.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:36:56 2015 No.12863947 File: 18 KB, 375x375, SuchSkill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863944 Hm, that makes sense. Anyway, always nice to hear kind words. Even if it was for stupid stuff. Yeah, I'll delete it, keep your pants on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:40:01 2015 No.12863953 >>12863946 >warm cloths straight from the oven Pretty sure that's a fire hazard. >It really left my mind such complicated Get a bath so complicated uncle Joey Suzuki. >Joey family scared arms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:40:11 2015 No.12863954 File: 68 KB, 500x592, powerlevelfags.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863938 Fuck you too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:42:03 2015 No.12863962 >>12863946 Head patting simulator with haptic feedback? Sign me the fuck up. Giving and receiving headrubs is probably the best feeling in the universe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:42:43 2015 No.12863964 >>12863954 >Shoot an Ushi-Oni with a tank >She somehow anime magicks her way back to life >Break out the flammenwurfer >Wurf flammen all over her >Flammen wins By fire be purged.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:43:20 2015 No.12863967 >>12863827 Nonsense, that would just be terrible. Think of how slimy it would be!. It would be much too much of a mess. And that's before even getting into how sticky it would be afterward. No, let us not think on such unhygienic things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:44:01 2015 No.12863970 >>12863964 >Now you have a burning spider raping you. Smart move, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:45:00 2015 No.12863971 >>12863964 >>12863970 >shoot ushi oni with a tank >somehow she doesn't get reduced to a fine red mist fucking anime bullshit man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:47:12 2015 No.12863978 >>12863970 It's hotter that way.

Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:47:13 2015 No.12863979

>>12863964
We discussed using napalm and white phosphorous, as well as the limits of living beings, guy still wouldn't let it go. Whenever being captured by an ushi comes up, better to just kill yourself to avoid that guy's autism. Because nothing can kill an ushi, anon. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:47:37 2015 No.12863981 Is this the HFY period? Should the young ushi-onis avert their eyes from this thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:48:17 2015 No.12863986 >>12863717 >>12863717 I'm sure there are the more refined Kikimora's that would love to sit and listen to some good old Cab Calloway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mq4UT4VnbE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:50:08 2015 No.12863989 >>12863979 Both of you are autistic fucks that can't stop throwing the same inane shit at the other. I swear, at this point both you fucks have it pretyped in notepad and just paste it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:52:36 2015 No.12863994 >>12863940 Say that after you've been bitten by one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:54:39 2015 No.12863997 >>12863989 >look at me! All impartial and superior! Go suck claire's dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:55:07 2015 No.12863998 >>12863865 I wish to read more about the anon hiding innawoods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:56:39 2015 No.12864003 >>12863998 Kitsoviet has a story on that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:56:55 2015 No.12864006 File: 453 KB, 280x207, 1405003223301.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863865 Well done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:57:13 2015 No.12864007 >>12863997 A meaner threat would be "Go suck Claire's dick and cut your mouth on the barbs."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:58:52 2015 No.12864011 >>12864003 The one with delicious kiki incest?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 1 23:59:33 2015 No.12864018 >>12864011 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:02:56 2015 No.12864023 File: 59 KB, 829x663, 1416346075744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863997 >he wouldn't like a mouthful of delicious cat batter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:03:10 2015 No.12864024 File: 3.15 MB, 1365x2100, 1413701612244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:03:24 2015 No.12864025 >>12863964 Caffeine darts.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:03:54 2015 No.12864029

>>12863946
If some day, I am able to exercise by playing a "Slave Simulator" where an Anubis works me through daily tasks as I use one of those treadmill things, or some weights or some such, and then cuddles me after a "Hard Day's Work", I might finally get in shape.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:04:00 2015 No.12864030

>>12863979

I was actually the guy you fucks were like "lol autist" for mentioning their healing factor when i'm not even saying they're immortal. It all depends on the writer's choice of their limits like RSAnon's Ushi-Oni taking several days to regenerate.

Not going "TOP KEK M8" and regenerating like fucking Lobo or Wolverine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:04:48 2015 No.12864031 >>12864024 Yes? >>12864023 Your life must be ever so interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:05:27 2015 No.12864032 >>12864023 pls stahp >>12864029 But saying anubis's kept slaves is historically inaccurate because the pyramid workers were paid and received food and healthcare!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:06:35 2015 No.12864033 >>12864023 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:07:47 2015 No.12864037 >>12864033 >>12864032 >>12864031 >replying to bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:07:59 2015 No.12864039 >>12864032 >Implying this matters in marketing. I just want an Anubis to boss me around and make me work hard. And reward me with cuddles.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:08:15 2015 No.12864041

>>12864030
>i'm not even saying they're immortal

But nothing can kill them right? Not fire, not guns and not getting their heads cut off or hearts ripped out. You're like that kid with the everything proof shield no one wants to play with after two hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:09:24 2015 No.12864043 >>12864041 >everything-proof shield dammit anon, I wanted to say that!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:09:58 2015 No.12864046 >>12864037 >replying to those who reply >implying anyone's unaware of the wormy goodness

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:10:07 2015 No.12864047

>>12864041

What do you think not being immortal means?

They're plenty killable, but it wouldn't be as easy to kill one as something like say, a Werecat.

I've already said that applying fire to them after wounding would be an easy way to cut off any regenerative factor they have. Just like trolls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:11:17 2015 No.12864052 >>12864043 Nito shrug.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:11:25 2015 No.12864053 File: 85 KB, 375x375, AdventureTho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12863913 >>12863916 Okay, I changed my mind. Here's one. Didn't have any other chibi art or anything clever to write, but it'll do for now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:11:55 2015 No.12864055 >>12864053 I like adventure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:12:34 2015 No.12864058 File: 476 KB, 1500x1400, 1406665037808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864047 >Wanting to kill a Werecat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:12:47 2015 No.12864059 >>12864047 >I've already said that applying fire to them after wounding would be an easy way to cut off any regenerative factor they have If you're him, you're backpedalling because you said the healing would overtake the flame. I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:14:48 2015 No.12864062 >>12864058 That box is fucking sick!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:15:14 2015 No.12864065 >>12864053 Cute/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:15:36 2015 No.12864066 >>12864058 What the hell kind of staples is that box from?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:16:19 2015 No.12864067

>>12864059

I'm >>12863849, and like i've said multiple times, to which your autism has ignored for whatever reason. It depends on the writer as I said in >>12864030.

RSAnon's can regenerate from having half her fast blasted away because that's how he sees them capable of regenerating.

Wolverine can regenerate from a metal skeleton because fuck logic. Lobo can regenerate from a drop of blood because again, fuck logic.

The only thing KC told us was they can shrug off minor wounds, not the limits of their regeneration. So sorry your headcanon is so set in stone that you clearly need to get back on the short bus since you're the kind of LARPer that can't have fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:16:54 2015 No.12864070 >>12864055 I heard the "Super Adventure Club" is way better. >>12864065 Thanks m8.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:17:41 2015 No.12864074 >>12864053 Adorable. I'd join that club.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:17:52 2015 No.12864076 >>12864066 One run by monstergirls. Most likely sexually frustrated ones judging by the stick figures.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:18:21 2015 No.12864078
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>>12863909
You'll get one clean shot before she disarms you anon.

You might get two if you have one of those bunkers meant to withstand nukes in the basement but it will be a very dirty shot. Like...dirtier than a vietnam whore dirty.

It's sort of an issue applying logic to a creature that can enter your home at any angle that also has ranged attacks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:20:04 2015 No.12864084 >>12864076 So it's just a regular staples run by MGs >>12864070 Not that kind of adventure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:21:25 2015 No.12864085 >>12864074 I was gonna write "Cave of wonders" cause sex jokes are super original, but that one seemed better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:21:28 2015 No.12864086 >>12864078 I like her eyes. Very interesting drawing style that artist has, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:23:12 2015 No.12864092 >>12864084 >Not that kind of adventure. I suppose that wouldn't be /ss/..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:23:39 2015 No.12864094 >>12863819 Hyena ain't a dickgirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:25:45 2015 No.12864097 >>12864092 Not a huge fan of /ss/ Unless it's legal /ss/. Same rules with loli I would gladly be the sidekick of an adventuring MG or human adventurer because lord knows I would make a terrible MC

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:27:32 2015 No.12864101 >>12864094 Pseudo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:27:32 2015 No.12864102
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>>12864094
Come on man.
>>12864097
If consent is involved, I want no part in it. I want to be taken tenderly, and non-consensually before my rapist establishes me as her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:27:51 2015 No.12864105 >>12864097 >I would make a terrible MC As long as you're not some dense jackass, you'd do ok...probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:28:46 2015 No.12864108 >>12864105 Being a dense jackass is a great qualification for an MC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:30:06 2015 No.12864114 >>12864105 That's......I actually am pretty dense. Unless someone tells me straight up that they like me then I don't pick up on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:30:08 2015 No.12864115 >>12864108 Well...you do need drama. I'll still call every dense MC a jackass tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:31:13 2015 No.12864119 >>12864114 I like you Anon. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:31:48 2015 No.12864121 >>12864094 No matter what you say, her having an onahole clitoris thing is gonna rustle the jimmies of the futa and anti-futa camps. She's like a Starbust, a fucking contradiction.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:32:20 2015 No.12864122

>>12864067
I think it can very quite a bit, it really just depends on your justification. I like RS's (anything but heart or brain) because it kinda makes sense: the blood is what carries the regenerative power, and if you don't have a heart pumping blood, they can't regenerate.

Also: considering if they could regenerate quite a bit, how quickly do you think it would happen? several seconds? hours? days? That could have a big impact on how fearsome they really are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:32:23 2015 No.12864123 >>12864119 I would adventure with you any time anon. Taking hits for homies. No alp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:32:34 2015 No.12864126 >>12864119 >No homo Lying Alp slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:34:54 2015 No.12864130 >>12864123 Alright, let's have a totally not gay adventure. If not, can I be the rival character? >>12864126 Would a slut demand a full course dinner? I didn't think so.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:35:43 2015 No.12864131

>>12864122

For me it'd depend on the extent of the damage to her body more than anything else. If you blow out her brain or at least make her heart explode boom she's done.

But i'd imagine regenerating something like a full limb aka getting her arm blasted off or severed somehow would at least take a few minutes to a couple of hours/a day for it to be fully grown back.

None of this Namekian bullshit where she gets constipated and shits out a brand new fully operational limb in a matter of moments.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:37:08 2015 No.12864137 >>12864130 That just makes you a needy slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:37:19 2015 No.12864138 >>12864130 I'm game As an aside note, have a nice night all. I must sleep before tackling a real life adventure, the ICND1

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:38:39 2015 No.12864141 >>12864138 have a good one mate. >>12864137 Well, that surely won't get you in my pants. Meany.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:44:35 2015 No.12864151 >>12864141 >that surely won't get you in my pants. >implying I'd want to >implying I wouldn't want to build up an Alp cuddle pile instead No lewd, no homo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:45:45 2015 No.12864153 >>12864141 >>12864151 Lets nip this in the bud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:46:22 2015 No.12864156 >>12864131 Great, now you have me thinking about namekian wome- wait a second. Namek is a while planet of no homos, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:46:56 2015 No.12864159 >>12864151 I can respect that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:47:24 2015 No.12864160 >>12864156 Namekians reproduce asexually. They're essentially self-replicating space slugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:49:21 2015 No.12864163 >>12864160 Oh. So it isn't racist saying they all look the same then? On topic, is majin buu a MG?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:50:47 2015 No.12864167 >>12864163 They were all Guru's children on Planet Namek when the Frieza Saga happened. Dende just happened to be the last egg that was laid before Guru died. Yes, Majin Buu is an MG. She's technically a Slime Girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:52:44 2015 No.12864173 >>12864167 >Majin Buu is an MG Da fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:56:57 2015 No.12864180 >>12864167 You'd have to do some genderbending though. Also there was a canon female Majin named Booby in the Dragon Ball online game. She was Buu's wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 00:58:31 2015 No.12864182 >>12864180 That fat sunova bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:00:37 2015 No.12864189 File: 264 KB, 472x964, 1ffc735bfe95925dd2734ee540f93742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864173 >>12864180 How about this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:05:04 2015 No.12864196 Snuggle sex in the sauna with..... I pick fox woman what about you guys???

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:05:18 2015 No.12864197 >>12864189 No sir, I don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:06:19 2015 No.12864200 >>12864196 Fucking nobody. I don't want to have a heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:06:27 2015 No.12864201 >>12864196 Anubis. Always Anubis. The heat of the sauna making her sweet sweat drip down her perfectly bronzed skin... I'm drooling already. The true VR Waifu Age cannot come soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:07:05 2015 No.12864203 >>12864196 Lamias. Always bet on lamias. Especially when she's cold-blooded and eager to warm up her...moist, sensitive, supple body, oh my.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:07:15 2015 No.12864204 >>12864200 snuggle sex with..... Not in a sauna I still vote fox woman What about you guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:07:41 2015 No.12864206 >>12864196 Mermaid

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:08:25 2015 No.12864207 >>12864182 They apparently had so many kids the Majins became recognized as a race. And that's why you could play as a Majin in Dragon Ball Online. >>12864189 I'd fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:08:52 2015 No.12864208 >>12864196 Well, >>12864201 picked anubis already, so I'll say werewolf. Dat heat making her tongue constantly loll out of her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:08:55 2015 No.12864209 >>12864206 mermaid in a sauna? sushi time? get a little worm nibbling going on?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:09:18 2015 No.12864210 >>12864196 See >>12685660

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:09:39 2015 No.12864212 >>12864196 Akaname licking up all dat sweat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:10:11 2015 No.12864214 >>12864196 Semi-fit tabby were-cat. That soft tone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:10:34 2015 No.12864215 >>12864203 could a lamia even fit in a sauna?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:12:06 2015 No.12864217 >>12864215 If she wraps around you, surely. >tfw you suggest this to her >And she blushes, saying >"B-But anon...only couples do that!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:13:28 2015 No.12864220 >>12864217 That is your cue to kiss her .

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:13:42 2015 No.12864221 >>12864196 Medusa. Tsunderesnake a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:15:11 2015 No.12864224 >>12864221 don't forget little towels for her hair snakes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:16:33 2015 No.12864225 >>12864221 >Not massaging your tsunderesnake >Not tenderly dicking her for her in-depth massage

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:17:55 2015 No.12864228

>>12864217
"Oh, no! There's not enough room, Talia!"
"But wait! Maybe...no...but if we do it, then surely..."
"Talia! There's only one way through this! Wrap your supple body around mine, and we might just fit in together."
>That's when the slaps you with her tail.
>And so ends the comedy routine the two of you have been practicing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:18:09 2015 No.12864229 would you massage a medusa and her little hairsnakes too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:19:51 2015 No.12864235 >>12864224 That's adorable. >>12864225 >Implying I wouldn't. >>12864229 Yes. Hell yes. A million times yes. Imagine how adorable the sounds she'd make would be!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:20:27 2015 No.12864237 would you feed yer medusa gf's hair little chocolate covered mice when she wasn't looking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:22:08 2015 No.12864239 >>12864196 Ren Xiongmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:23:01 2015 No.12864241 >>12864196 ryu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:24:52 2015 No.12864246 >>12864196 Kejourou

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:25:03 2015 No.12864247 >>12864235 click that image >>12860381

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:25:57 2015 No.12864249

>>12864122
The strongest of the lot would regenerate limbs in seconds, while most will need hours to days to recover. All types are still susceptible to extreme levels of damage or from being sealed away.

You'll have more to worry about from the oni that happen to know magic.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:26:05 2015 No.12864250
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>You'll never be pinned down on your bed during the full moon by a Medusa you though hated you.
>She'll never press up against you while crying and ranting about how she hated the fact that she could never bring herself to show you her true feelings.
>She'll never caress your face, look you dead in the eyes lovingly and say that she's going to show you exactly how she feels.
>She'll never force her tongue down your throat in a passionate kiss as her headsnakes wrap around your head and hold the two of you together.
>She'll never lovingly slide the rest of her body under your covers and start tenderly violating you.
>You'll never spend rest of the night with a tsundere Medusa in full dere mode.
God DAMN it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:29:32 2015 No.12864254 >>12864250 Thanks for the despair, anon. It'll be a good end to my New Years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:29:36 2015 No.12864255 >>12864250 imagine sitting on the couch with her and every once in a while one of her hair snakes leans in and gives you a little snake kiss

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:30:55 2015 No.12864258 >>12864250 Is this confessive rape? I like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:34:13 2015 No.12864263 I read something that caught my interest earlier, and no one elaborated on it, so i will. Lets say you find your wonderful MG GF Do you want to get married ? and if so.. How many kids?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:34:50 2015 No.12864266 >>12864258 Is it really rape if both parties consent to it? I mean sure you might take a couple minutes, but still.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:35:55 2015 No.12864268 >>12864263 Yes, and at least one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:36:15 2015 No.12864269 >>12864266 Is it rape if it didn't meet your expectations?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:39:16 2015 No.12864273

>>12864263
>Do you want to get married
Is that even a fucking question?

>How many kids?
3. All kind sisters who get on each other's nerves, but are all willing to stand up for their imouto when she gets picked on by the Paladin boy who says black-eyed girls are evil.

Also the eldest grows up to be an Ara at least 5 years older then the other two.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:41:11 2015 No.12864279 >>12864263 >Meet wonderful MG GF >Get married? Duh. >How many kids? At least two. Probably more. Enough for me to give all the cool names I have in my head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:44:24 2015 No.12864286 >>12864263 Two, maximum. I might be good with kids, but I doubt my ability to handle more than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:45:49 2015 No.12864290 >>12864250 >tsundere Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:46:25 2015 No.12864292 >>12864250 Medusas make good tsunderes cause the behavior of the hair snakes betrays their dere side.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:47:34 2015 No.12864298 >>12864263 Of course I would marry her. As far as kids go I'm not sure how many spider-type MG have at once, but hopefully one to start and go from there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:49:26 2015 No.12864303 >>12864263 >Marry Of course. Why wouldn't I? >Kids With a dormouse, it's hard to plan how many kids you'll have. I guess I'd try to cap it at five somehow, or I wouldn't be able to get too much free time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:54:30 2015 No.12864316 >>12864263 >Marry Of Course >Kids? Plenty, but we'd have them in intervals, so that at least one child is old enough to babysit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:56:35 2015 No.12864321 File: 128 KB, 744x906, 6f0e59a9adc5cfb5781e7e5615c32e65.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Monster girl waifu wants to go out, and eat. Will you take her out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 01:57:49 2015 No.12864322 >>12864321 Sure. I know a place where the two of us can...eat out.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:03:14 2015 No.12864328

>>12864290
Bitch, you do not understand. When done properly, Tsundere is the greatest thing ever.
It's just not done properly very often.
>>12864292
This guy gets it. Medusas can't be dishonest with themselves forever because their hairsnakes give it away. And once they accept their feelings, they go full dere.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:07:01 2015 No.12864333

>>12864263
>Litter of anubis pups

I don't think I could handle more than four. An anubis mother would be pretty good at getting the kids to behave though, I'd imagine.
Tucking them all into bed while they get all comfortable in their kaiju kigurumis/onesies would be too much for my heart to take.

I wonder, though. Would I have to buy a whole load of Duplo while they build up their motor skills?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:08:40 2015 No.12864338 >>12864333 wood blocks, then legos!

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:09:20 2015 No.12864339

You go into the mamano onsen to find out who your personal attendant will be. If you don't like them, you can just reject them, right?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random is the MG that you find in your personal spring. If you get a non-mg page, reroll.
Keep or attempt to keep your chastity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:10:21 2015 No.12864342 >>12864333 >>12864338 I remember being super hyped when I realized the upper halves of legos connect to the bottoms of duplos. But then it didn't really lead to anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:10:42 2015 No.12864344 >>12864339 >Familiar Well, I'm fine with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:11:06 2015 No.12864345 File: 359 KB, 1000x2000, anubicrack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864333 I'm happy that I still have this on me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:11:24 2015 No.12864346 >>12864339 >Doppelganger I'm okay with this. >>12864321 It's not like either of us can cook, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:11:32 2015 No.12864347 >>12864339 >Get THREE fallen maidens in a row >Not even the bestgirl muscle echidna >Finally get Sahaguin Can I get a cake version?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:12:34 2015 No.12864350 >>12864339 >Girtablilu I'm afraid to say no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:14:31 2015 No.12864353 >>12864345 Adorable. When did Loen draw this one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:15:15 2015 No.12864355 >>12864353 In the quiet of the world when there was less noise and more green.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:17:45 2015 No.12864362 >>12864339 >Kunoichi Does this mean I'm a target for "assassination"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:18:45 2015 No.12864366 >>12864362 Probably not, you're a nobody. You'll be her cover story.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:19:03 2015 No.12864367

>>12864339
>Chimaera
The twist is, when she gets naked with me, dose PAULDRONS were actual Pauldrons, and this particular chimaera is Part Jinko, part Kitsune and part werewolfu.

It'll only smell like wet animal for a moment until I lather her in shampoo Needless to say, I don't leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:21:46 2015 No.12864371 >>12864362 >Natural Zipanguese beauty >As your attendant at a natural Zipanquese hot spring Anon, you have no need to worry. This is where she shows you her hidden yamato nadeshiko side.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:22:21 2015 No.12864372 File: 289 KB, 1876x764, A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864339 Personal attendant is a centaur. Hmm...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:22:57 2015 No.12864374 >>12864339 >Druella Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:23:05 2015 No.12864376 >>12864339 >Ignis How does this work?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:23:53 2015 No.12864379 >>12864376 You'll squeal of joy like a lobster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:24:10 2015 No.12864381 File: 842 KB, 800x1000, b1c5c0a1fe1b04c575575c65fc127310.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How were your holidays?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:24:26 2015 No.12864382 File: 2.67 MB, 823x1200, DERUELLA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864374 I am sorry about this, but my autism is kicking in something fierce. Deruella DE-RU-ELL-A De-RU-ella DERUELLA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:24:38 2015 No.12864383 >>12864339 >Lava Golem I must decline

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:25:53 2015 No.12864387 >>12864381 Sufficient.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:25:59 2015 No.12864388 >>12864381 Partied with frends on Christmas. Nothing on New Year's, but going out with them tomorrow Come at me, antisocial bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:26:08 2015 No.12864389 >>12864382 More like Droolella.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:26:15 2015 No.12864390 >>12864381 Filled to the brim with materialism, just the way I like it. I must've spent hundreds of euros on manga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:27:02 2015 No.12864394 >>12864382 Derulolelea

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:27:24 2015 No.12864395 >>12864339 >Dark Elf It rubs the soap on its skin or else it gets the whip again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:28:54 2015 No.12864397 >>12864394 Are you a dark elf? You've gotta be because nothing else could enjoy torturing someone like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:29:16 2015 No.12864398 >>12864395 More like she washes your mouth with soap for not greeting her properly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:30:20 2015 No.12864400 >>12864382 >implying it's not Druella de Vil

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:31:15 2015 No.12864401 >>12864382 No the proper TL has been confirmed to be Druella by Exet_mos. Only the Wiki and the old TL have the wrong version of the name still up.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:34:21 2015 No.12864409

>>12864398
>The guy stares at his bath attendant, a look of blank incomprehension smeared across his face, a block of soap hanging from his mouth.
>Silently, he stands, spits the soap out, and leaves the girl, heads to the front desk and demands his money back
>The dark elf sits where he left her, confused and embarrassed
Times change, son.

>>12864401
How hard is it to translate, Derlewdella, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:36:45 2015 No.12864411 >>12864409 >Times change, son Then gimme the Dark Elf, I'll give you my Doppelganger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:38:27 2015 No.12864413 >>12864411 I got the racially schizophrenic one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:38:32 2015 No.12864414 >>12864382 Deruella cell batteries?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:39:28 2015 No.12864416 >>12864414 Duracella?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:41:40 2015 No.12864421 would a nerdy dark elf be called a Dork elf?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:42:06 2015 No.12864422

>>12864339
>Walk into the Onsen, get a room.
>Shiver with anticipation at what girl they might have waiting in my room.
>Open the door.
>Nobody.
>Wander out into the room's private bath.
>Find a Lich there, dressed in a white, one-piece bathing suit, sitting on an inflatable mattress just beside the steamy hot water, with a bottle of some fluid held in her arms.

Waifu acquired. There's my fantasy for the night.
Would've been the same with any girl I liked, Lich is just what I rolled. Anubis would also be good. Great even. Fantasy may require adjustment for a Nightmare...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:42:07 2015 No.12864423 >>12864416 That sounds like a good idea for a humorous drawing. LOOOOEEEEEEN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:42:18 2015 No.12864424 >>12864421 No bully please. Geeky dommes are the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:44:00 2015 No.12864426 >>12864421 Did someone say... dorks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:44:35 2015 No.12864428 >>12864416 The copper top lilim?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:45:14 2015 No.12864430 >>12864426 Why yes, yes we did. But nobody cares about Miia anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:45:21 2015 No.12864432 >>12864424 >"Alright anon, you need to list for me the names of all the gundam pilots in the best gundam series in japanese alphabetical order!" Are you a nerdy enough dude to handle it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:46:14 2015 No.12864434 >>12864339 >Lich nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:46:28 2015 No.12864436 >>12864423 >>12864428 >You'll never have a battery tsukumogami called Duracella, who's demonic realm is the "Household", who's domain is monsterifying other "appliances" >She'll never climb into your bed at night >"Charge me, husband."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:46:59 2015 No.12864437 >>12864432 Goddammit I said I'll get into it, not that I already did! I haven't even downloaded any of it yet! This one's gonna hurt, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:47:00 2015 No.12864438 >>12864432 Trick question. There are no good Gundam series.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:48:12 2015 No.12864441 >>12864339 >oomukade onsen attendant I... thanks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:49:15 2015 No.12864442 >>12864436 I think we may be onto something here!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:50:33 2015 No.12864444 >>12864442 >When other Lilim go down... >Duracella just keeps going! Eh, is this what we really want?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:50:38 2015 No.12864445 >>12864442 Only if we can think of more Battery related puns, like Domestic abuse. Cause "charge me" was all I had.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:54:36 2015 No.12864449

>>12864371
>Enter hot spring
>To find a Kunoichi wrapped in a silk kimono kneeling calmly by the spring
>She still has her mask on, but you can see her warm smile through it somewhat
>"Do not be afraid. I have been ordered to take good care of you...if you would have me."

Ah, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:55:40 2015 No.12864450 >>12864432 Shit, I only know Char Aznable and Domon Kasshu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:56:33 2015 No.12864452 >>12864449 >Ordered She's been given orders to assassinate, abort! What's like like in MGC for the paranoid possibly-needs-medication anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:57:35 2015 No.12864455 >>12864452 What's life like***

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 02:59:59 2015 No.12864459 >>12864452 Yandere bait. No really, he'd start to think that all those dirty WHORES are trying to rape him by even talking to him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:00:49 2015 No.12864462 File: 324 KB, 1595x745, Paladin-San.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it good or bad to be a Paladin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:02:03 2015 No.12864467 >>12864436 I'd charge her with false imprisonment and attempted rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:03:46 2015 No.12864468 >>12864462 Bad. Paladins can only hate and the only ones that hate are those that are unloved. Unloved and unnatural.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:03:50 2015 No.12864469 >>12864462 Depends, are you an asshole? The paladin in your pick was probably an asshole who deserved it. >>12864467 Would you see her locked away in a cell?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:04:33 2015 No.12864470

>You will never be a member of MGCPD SWAT
>Because of the speed in which the MGCPD was established, You will never be able to choose your own gear
>You will never bust Aphosis/Oomukade venom farms, and princess carry a teenage Aphosis who has been missing for over a year to an ambulance
>You will never bust a HB farm, and free dozens of human women who were raped constantly for the sole purpose of producing HBs for MGs to adopt through the black market
>You will never arrest the yandere shirohebi serial killer, just before she claimed her next victim.
>You will never club a Tanuki crime-lord with your buttstock.
>You will never keep the worst villians MGC produces behind bars
>You will never hug your daughteru before you head off to work, telling her that everything's going to be okay

I want to bring the justice so bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:06:03 2015 No.12864472 >>12864470 Your partner is so dead. And she's just a couple of weeks from retirement, too. You're going to miss that crazy ara ara

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:07:36 2015 No.12864473 >>12864470 I want this so fucking bad!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:08:38 2015 No.12864475 >>12864462 The better questing is the humanity worth saving? If you think yes, than become a paladin, if no embrace the monster scum and help them in destroying humanity

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:09:18 2015 No.12864478 >>12864475 Why would they want to destroy humanity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:09:37 2015 No.12864479 File: 990 KB, 400x225, 1418536844608.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864469 >The paladin in your pick was probably an asshole who deserved it. >probably deserved it >deserved to be tortured and mind broken Fuck you too

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:10:35 2015 No.12864481 >>12864475 Humanity is worth saving, but Monster Girls aren't evil. >>12864479 You forgot raped, ntr'd, and sold into slavery

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:11:21 2015 No.12864484 >>12864479 But anon, some people do deserve it. >>12864478 This. It's illogical paranoia. Humanity gives monstergirls husbandos. Why would they kill their husbando?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:17:31 2015 No.12864496

>>12864472
>She was this laid back Red Oni, probably over 27 years.
>You two would talk about everything between missions. You were never afraid to ask sexual/racial/religious/personal/offensive questions to each other, always laughing in the end.
>But when a mission came around, she was no joke.
>She was practically sown in with us, smooth as fuck when room clearing.
>If we came across a barricaded door that was taking too long to force open, she'd just rip the door off.
>She once carried four wounded officers out of a bank robbery gone wrong, all at the same time, then came back and capped one of the culprits
>She was a well decorated officer. We were all proud of her.
>But one day, she had a little too much sake, and was killed in a car crash with an oil tanker.

No bullet ever seemed to even bother her. She had to go out in the most ridiculous way possible. That was her personality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:19:07 2015 No.12864500 >>12864496 MGCPD SWAT, please become a thing.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:23:51 2015 No.12864506 [DELETED]

>>12864462
You can be as good or as bad as you want to be Anon. Not all Paladins are angst-filled Monsterbaby kickers. Heck, I've known plenty that have helped loads of MGs in need. One of them, while questing to smite a Lich, noticed a Mousegirl family's cart had overturned with the family in it. He spent two days mending all of their wounds and repairing their cart. He then hitched their cart on his horse and rode them into town for them. He accepted no compensation, and then went off slaying a Lich and freeing dozens of humans from slavery.

On the other hand, I've met some 'Paladins' [spoilers]Probably more like people who failed the admission tests, were kicked out, or just posers[/spoiler] who are complete dicks who burn crops and rob MG families. Fuck those guys

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:25:57 2015 No.12864511

>>12864462
You can be as good or as bad as you want to be Anon. Not all Paladins are angst-filled Monsterbaby kickers. Heck, I've known plenty that have helped loads of MGs in need. One of them, while questing to smite a Lich, noticed a Mousegirl family's cart had overturned with the family in it. He spent two days mending all of their wounds and repairing their cart. He then hitched their cart on his horse and rode them into town for them. He accepted no compensation, and then went off slaying a Lich and freeing dozens of humans from slavery.

On the other hand, I've met some 'Paladins' Probably more like people who failed the admission tests, were kicked out, or just posers who are complete dicks who burn crops and rob MG families. Fuck those guys

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:26:35 2015 No.12864514

>>12864506
>and then went off slaying a Lich and freeing dozens of humans from slavery
>the Lich dies and the humans are "freed"
>"NO! WHY? Why did this happen? I WAS SO HAPPY!"
And before fading away the Lich turns to the paladin, and says
>I may be many things Paladin, but here, I am God.
And then the former slaves stone the paladin to death.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:26:52 2015 No.12864515 >>12864470 >>12864496 This needs to be brought up again at some point so a writefriend can take it up.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:30:07 2015 No.12864526

>>12864478
>>12864481
Incubi =/= humans

>mgs take humans as husbandons
>they cease to be humans and transforms into demons
>all children are female, therefore erasing even incubi population
>all humans/incubi die
>demon lord reverts genderbender spell
>monsters change into original male, female monsters
>monsters won, humanity extinct
>because some fags couldn't keep their dicks in their pants
This is the future you chose, mgt

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:31:54 2015 No.12864530

>>12864515
Or we can just keep it up until one shows up.
>They stopped a heist but wrecked a dozen cars and clogged up the highway for ours
>The Tanuki Mayor is all over the Chief's ass because of it
>The Chief calls them into his room to get cursed at by the Mayor, who thinks this will negatively affect her senatorial campaign
>As soon as she leaves, the Chief shakes their hands and tells them to meet up at the bar, he's buying
Things go well until the Chief retires and is replaced by the by-the-books hardass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:32:06 2015 No.12864532 >>12864526 You mean the Dormouse I am fucking used to be a dude?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:33:01 2015 No.12864535 >>12864511 In other news: dozens loose their job when psychotic murderer makes their employer his newest victim, but not before aiding in the flight of a mouse girl criminal group wanted for grand larceny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:33:39 2015 No.12864536 >>12864532 Maybe There is 50% your mg waifu was a guy Unless it's succubi, but succubi a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:38:57 2015 No.12864549 >>12864526 Are you well, anon? Do you have brain damage?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:41:27 2015 No.12864552

>>12864470
>The MGCPD SWAT was so hastily arranged, that they literally asked various nations for donations of equipment and vehicles
>You will never pick up a shortened FN FAL as your weapon of choice
>You will never be flying in an old Mi-24D with your squad, intercepting a MG trafficker's truck on the open road.
>The Hind will never land in front of the truck as the truck brakes in front of the Yak-B Gatling gun, aimed at the driver
>You will never bolt out of the Hind, dashing for the truck's cargo door as your other mates secure the driver.
>You will never shoot the lock off and throw the door open
>You will never smell the horrendous odor of shit, vomit and fear.
>You will never see about ten MGs of varying speicies that have been locked in the truck for days without food or water.
>You will never have prevented them from being hauled off to be killed for their skin/fur, bones, etc.
>You will never see them all cry in joy

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:42:45 2015 No.12864556
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>>12864511
>There was time when we all didn't like think about them.
>Those posers who wore our crest, clothes, and carried our swords.
>The Paladins they called themselves. Crusaders for humanity, hope for tomorrow.
>But they weren't that.
>They were something far worse than the monstergirls that we fought. They were beast of madness, sin, and chaos.
>They usually traveled in large groups setting up camp on the outskirts of human or monster girl community, and monitor for the presence of monster girls.
>When one was sighted, they would send out a tiny scout party to stalk the monster girl to her home.
>When this was done they would gather together, and move as one in the night surrounding the place.
>And then at the first sign of light they would make their move breaking & entering the home of the monster girl, at first they wouldn't kill her as they ransacked her place taking all that was valuable claiming she stole it from poor human merchants.
>And if the monster girl was to have a family: A husband, a daughter or a son she would watch as those imposters make the man confess his treason to humanity with the promise they would not harm the children before giving him a ritual like sacrifice at the stake.
>If the couple were to have a human son he was slay his own mother or sister, or maybe even both as proof that he was innocent of the sins committed by his father, and be inducted into their order of paladins.
>And after everything is said & done those monsters would leave like ghosts, having no trace of their presence there, and supposedly scoring another victory for humanity.
>Yeah, there were definitely times when we didn't like to think about them.

Drop out, failed, free lance "Paladins" with nothing, but hate are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:47:58 2015 No.12864563 File: 215 KB, 850x949, 1400562335806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864556 These guys sure are not living their lives correctly.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:49:16 2015 No.12864566

>>12864526
Humans become male half of a new race: 'Homo sapiens daemons'. Women become succubi or other monster girls when transformed, men have their lifespans, constitutions and virility increased (there is no other physical changes that the men undergo). It's not extinction, it's evolution. The sexual dimorphism means the female half of the race will be all the various monster girls. When the demon lord's power is stronger than that of the chief god, what is preventing male from being born between them will cease. Then there's a future where the two species will cease to destroy one another. Hell, there's already a MGE setting after the current conflict where the world is a utopia.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:50:08 2015 No.12864568
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Those imposters ruin our name. They tarnish all of our hard work and claim to be us whilst spitting in the face of all that is Holy! I've heard those posers even rape the MGs before killing them!

How do we get the Kingdom to do something about them? I'm just about ready to stand between them and their lecherous objectives

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:51:01 2015 No.12864569 All this talk of MGCPD got me thinking of Film Noir for some reason. Now I wanna be a private eye in MGC, taking the missing person and murder cases that slip through the cracks in the system.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:51:18 2015 No.12864570 >>12864556 They are heroes MGEverse needs Only the "making paladins out of monster couple children" is retarded. Taking someone who has a grudge against you is retarded Also >monster couple >son >laughing_paladins.avi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:53:03 2015 No.12864572 >>12864569 No Film Noir, this is action dammit!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:53:04 2015 No.12864573 >>12864563 She's going to be in hentai at the end of the month Looks bad, though. Shame because we don't get any large breasted musclegirls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:53:22 2015 No.12864574 >>12864570 The turks took children of Europeans who hated the shit out of them, and turned them into killing machines.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:53:45 2015 No.12864575 >>12864566 >believing propaganda canonically written by a dark matter Good goy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:54:04 2015 No.12864576 >>12864570 >Taking someone who has a grudge against you is retarded Then why were the Janissaries so good? >>12864574 Beat me to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:54:27 2015 No.12864579 >>12864569 >Discover the rape dens yandere MGs store their 'husbands' in >Interrogate a drug dealing Medusa, who is trying to lie to you, but her hair snakes give her away. >Help Children born from rape find their true fathers It'd be amazing Anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:55:10 2015 No.12864580 >>12864572 The action is still happening, just not in the same place as the Noir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:56:00 2015 No.12864583 >>12864566 you realize that every sliver of information we've read on MGE comes from corrupted people/demons right? You dont actually believe everything they tell you RIGHT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:56:00 2015 No.12864584 >>12864575 >believing the church and the order's lies Oy vey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:56:15 2015 No.12864585 >>12864575 Paladins are monsters that need to be controlled. Expect for the laddyknights. They are fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:58:42 2015 No.12864587 >>12864585 But anon, what if them bitches be crazy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 03:59:01 2015 No.12864589 >>12864573 Can't wait for the shota dick guillotine scene.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:00:01 2015 No.12864591 >>12864570 It works for African Warlords

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:00:05 2015 No.12864592

>>12864441
>get a ticket to an onsen resort from a prize drawing
>it's deep in the mountains, but whatever paid trip
>the bus comes to a stop, leaving you at the front
>the name on the entrance and the ticket match, so this is the place
>the innkeeper guides you to your room and quickly leaves, probably to attend other arrivals
>decide to go for a soak
>it's only one spring, and mixed-gender at that
>suddenly, you can hear something skittering against cobblestone
>you see a girl standing at least eight feet high though aside from her centipede lower-half, she's more closer to four and a half before her pelvis goes into the bug parts

>you've heard about these before, ookumade or something like that
>supposedly recluses until they get in front of a guy, then they'll poison him and drag him off as a cocktoy
>they're weak against saliva, and you remember keeping some jolly ranchers in your trunks pocket before came down here
>might as well make the best of it
>find one left, it's blue raspberry, whatever
>the centipede skitters over, and to her surprise you strip down, not even bothering to cover up as you step in the spring
>she's quick to take your trunks and set them aside in on a set of shelves before coming back to accompany you
>she's pretty direct, her bug parts are inches away from you while she's giving your cheek a good feel of her B-cups
"Why don't I keep you company? I'll let you taste them as much as you like."
>it's there you see the maxillipeds on the end of her tail trying to catch you in the side

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:00:42 2015 No.12864593 >>12864589 It looks like she and a blond bitch are going to be raped by fat guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:01:05 2015 No.12864594 >>12864587 Crazy how? Crazy for God? Crazy for killing monsters? Crazy for the cute boys like you that need protecting from the scary monsters?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:01:10 2015 No.12864595 >>12864579 Shouldn't it be mothers?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:01:38 2015 No.12864597

>>12864592
>before she can get the drop, you pull her torso into your arms and help yourself to the underside of her jaw
>the things on the side of her neck are twitching, and you can feel her legs squirming against yours
>she slips down, letting you get in mouth-distance of her
>you close the distance, the taste of blue raspberry being sloshed with that of an unusual spiciness from her
>you dance the nectar against your tongue before giving her a taste as well
>it feels like an hour passed when you let her fall limp against the side of the spring, a lust-drunk blush smeared across her face
>you reach inside, taking out the blue candy lozenge from her lips with a pop
>you run it down her jaw, neck and further until it's in the center of her chest
>bon appetit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:03:20 2015 No.12864599 >>12864593 Yeah, they'll probably omit the dick chopping and bestiality parts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:04:21 2015 No.12864603 >>12864584 >believing monsterscum over your fellow humans

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:04:58 2015 No.12864604 >>12864599 I'm confused, it almost sounds like you're talking about Starless, but you're not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:05:28 2015 No.12864605 >>12864593 >shotashit getting castrated >fat old men gangraping the bitches Can it get any better?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:05:36 2015 No.12864606 >>12864595 Either way, might make an interesting story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:06:39 2015 No.12864607 >>12864604 Nah this one doesn't have scat, watersports and is overall milder aside from like 3-4 scenes.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:07:03 2015 No.12864608
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Look at Templar Onee-san.
-Perfect hips, and breast size.
-Human.
-Top physical condition for combat, and child bearing.
-Innocent, and pure. Wouldn't lead anyone down the path of sin.
-Intelligent, faithful, and ara~ara.

What human wouldn't want to marry a Templar Onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:07:51 2015 No.12864610 >>12864608 An Assassin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:07:56 2015 No.12864611 >>12864605 Depends. Do you like anal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:09:03 2015 No.12864612 >>12864607 Does it have a name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:09:04 2015 No.12864613 >>12864611 Eh, no, it's literally shit It's only anal or what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:09:14 2015 No.12864614 File: 338 KB, 408x376, 1355368433772.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12858711 >Anon makes meth out of manticore venom. I would very much like to see such a story.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:09:35 2015 No.12864615

>>12864608
You forgot the big downside anon.
-Member of the order
I'm not marrying some fuckin' zealot who thinks the chief goddess is the best thing since brainwashing.
Amaterasu for life. Call me a heretic if you like, at least I'm free to make choices.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:09:55 2015 No.12864617 >>12864612 Buta no Gotoki Sanzoku ni Torawarete Shojo wo Ubawareru Kyonyuu Himekishi & Onna Senshi ~Zettai Chinpo nanka ni Maketari Shinai!!~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:10:26 2015 No.12864618 >>12864617 >Porn titles in Area-11 There should be a law against this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:11:12 2015 No.12864620 >>12864615 >Chief goddess >Amaterasu Not being from the Catholic Order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:12:38 2015 No.12864622 >>12864620 >wanting to fuck little boys, eating human flesh and drinking human blood How can you even pretend you're not evil?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:14:02 2015 No.12864623 >>12864622 >eating zombie flesh and drinking zombie blood FTFY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:14:53 2015 No.12864627 >>12864623 >eating demilich flesh and drinking demilich blood FTFY, final edition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:17:15 2015 No.12864632 >>12864608 I want to have sex with Templar Onee-san in a nice quiet room with the lights off holding hands for the sole purpose of pro-creation for the Order, and hope my son doesn't betray us & head to the MG side like his friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:17:34 2015 No.12864633 >>12864627 Yes, much better.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:18:35 2015 No.12864635

>>12864608
Also:
>Hates monsters. Will not have you associating with them,. She will kill them if she thinks they'll hurt you or take them away from her. Strong possibility of her killing monsters out of jealousy.

>Can't handle her booze, hopefully she'll be a fun drunk and not a mean drunk. If the latter, you better be good at hiding black eyes.

>Related to the above, she can be a bitch at times. She hates fun like it smothered her baby brother.

>She is extremely sexually repressed. She hates to admit it but it's true. The only thing protecting your pelvis is her holy orders. Once your take your vows, you better be ready to be spending hours satisfying her.

>She's a human woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:24:19 2015 No.12864647 >>12864592 >>12864597 Lewd as fuck. I love it. This bit especially. >While she's giving your cheek a good feel of her B-cups All of my yes right there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:25:22 2015 No.12864653 File: 1.24 MB, 1200x1524, 1410862202318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] red wolf anyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:26:29 2015 No.12864656 >>12864610 And then Unity happened.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:26:29 2015 No.12864657 File: 589 KB, 712x1218, 1411030569032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864653

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:28:46 2015 No.12864660 File: 119 KB, 850x1190, sample-3fc72d016f5a11f1f9aaedada7407c74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onee-san wants to play a game with her breast, and you with the lights outs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:30:46 2015 No.12864664 >>12864653 >standing in a magic circle What's happening? >>12864660 What game?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:31:40 2015 No.12864665 >>12864660 But I've always been told not to play games in the dark in case I get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:32:29 2015 No.12864669 >>12864657 Who is this qt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:32:49 2015 No.12864670 >>12864665 Onee-san gives you permission. She'll be there with you, so nothing bad can happen, riiight~?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:34:35 2015 No.12864673 >>12864670 >And then poor Bobby lost his virginity Good end?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:35:25 2015 No.12864675 >>12864673 >poor Bobby How can it be a Good End if you call him that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:36:12 2015 No.12864676 File: 151 KB, 700x872, 1420191372003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864647 Who wouldn't want to swap spit with centipede Urabe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:37:24 2015 No.12864679 >>12864676 I bet her legs twitch a lot during sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:38:47 2015 No.12864681 >>12864673 >? That's the Best End next to Onee-san bringing in her Onee-san for the next game in the dark to unlock the True End.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:40:13 2015 No.12864686 >>12864676 >Manages to ruin the lamia bodytype Takes a special amount of shit to do that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:40:16 2015 No.12864687 >>12864675 Good point. The encounter gave him an oneesan fetish until he discovered Sabbath and came out a changed man. He lives with his loli ogre waifu to this day and has many loli daughterus. But he will remember his first time forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:41:15 2015 No.12864691 >>12864687 >loli ogre It's shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:41:44 2015 No.12864693 >>12864676 >Urabe I remember reading that manga for so long. Then I got caught up, stopped reading, and never bothered to resume. I heard it went to crap and never went anywhere. Spit-Fetish was great though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:43:05 2015 No.12864695 >>12864691 Of course. That is why he is 'poor Bobby'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:43:09 2015 No.12864696 >>12864686 Centipede =/= Snake If it makes you feel any better, the legs are kind of a dealbreaker for me personally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:44:09 2015 No.12864701 >>12864676 I'd slowly lick and kiss one's poison glands with loving care, listening to her gasps and moans and then just walk away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:49:40 2015 No.12864710 >>12864701 This is how you acquire stalker oomukades.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 04:51:01 2015 No.12864713 >>12864701 Not so fast faggot, your now imagining her coiling around you and biting the shit out of you as you hopelessly try to break free, as she rapes the fuck outta ya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C66dZKmdJY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:02:14 2015 No.12864726 File: 94 KB, 839x640, 1398160981861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did the paladins leave yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:12:00 2015 No.12864742 >>12864726 Put some clothes on or they'll come back you ditz.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:12:39 2015 No.12864743 >>12864726 That succubutt is perfect bullying/spanking material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:14:25 2015 No.12864747 >>12864743 Good thing she's in stealth modo and you can't see her, thus leaving her safe from bullying.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:20:37 2015 No.12864760

>>12863038
Hey, it's his own fault if he doesn't change his profession halfway or doesnt put any points in skills other than cook and carry.

Alternatively you can realize that adventuring isn't for you and settle with a nice amazon so your cook and carry skills don't go in vain.

Whatever tickles your fancy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:21:03 2015 No.12864761 Yandere machine is back. Sorry for not fulfilling any of your requests. I had some real life shit to do. So should I continue that 1000:1 female dystopia or write more yandere?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:22:15 2015 No.12864764 >>12864761 Write one about a schoolmate Dullahan who leaves her head around various places in your house and watches you sleep/fap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:22:26 2015 No.12864765 >>12864761 Yandere a shit, dystopias a shit. Why not write nice things?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:23:06 2015 No.12864766 >>12864761 Give us some Hinezumi. Spin yandere on that if you can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:23:06 2015 No.12864767 >>12864761 Yandere sea bishop or kraken pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:25:45 2015 No.12864770 >>12864761 Was it you who promised a Yandere Anubis, or was that some[thing] else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:27:41 2015 No.12864775 >>12864764 >>12864770 Ill start writing after dinner

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:30:10 2015 No.12864779 >>12864775 Cool. When's dinner for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:30:55 2015 No.12864781 >>12864779 Whenever you take off your pants

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:31:47 2015 No.12864785 >>12864781 Fucking Alps all over the place nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:35:01 2015 No.12864789 >>12864781 >>12864785 Well do you want your yandere anubis or not? Drop those pants and let it eat!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:35:35 2015 No.12864791 >>12864779 For me? 샤브샤브. Dont know how to write that in english.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:37:48 2015 No.12864795 >>12864789 I don't want any yandere, and it's bullying not to let an Alp feed, so the pants stay on and I kill two birds with one stone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:38:34 2015 No.12864799 >>12864795 Sound logic.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:47:06 2015 No.12864817

>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

Penywise here with another Rusalka update, except I'm a little confused with how to present this to you guys. The next however many updates will be about the Greyguard paladins, the shitty side of HFY and the Order. Rusalkas really don't come into it and Ranuinne at least won't come back till near the end of it all, and since I've filled a bin and have to give the second bin a name, simply calling it "Rusalka Pt.2" doesn't really sit right with me. So I was thinking of calling it Greyguard, for simplicity's sake, but what do you guys think?

Any way, in this update Theinn explains some shit to Ela, faces some demons, and comes to a realisation. Lewds up next.

Update starts from line 89

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:48:07 2015 No.12864818 >>12864791 >샤브샤브 Google says shabu-shabu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:49:42 2015 No.12864821 >>12864817 >the shitty side of HFY You say that like it has any other sides.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:54:28 2015 No.12864831

>>12864821
Everything has more than one side, anon. In my setting, at least, the attitude of HFY drives the greyguards to take their position as equals to the monstergirls, rather than slaves. I mean, that's why they sought out the Rebellion in the first place. It's just that the Order and the likes take it too far. The Imperial City will be an example of that. prepare for some grimderp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:55:45 2015 No.12864832 >>12864817 Go with Greyguard, it might be lame, but not as lame as Rusalka Pt.2 ... "Rusalka Volume 2: Greyguard"

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:57:01 2015 No.12864835 [DELETED]

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Is there anything you guys actually enjoy?

All I see in these threads is constant bitching about how people like things other people don't.

Why can't you folks just all get along?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:58:34 2015 No.12864837 >>12864835 Because _____________________fuck you._____________________

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:59:03 2015 No.12864838 >>12864835 Our constant bickering is testament to the strong bond we have, for if we were worried about offending one another, surely we would not speak our minds so freely. Come at me bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:59:26 2015 No.12864840 >>12864835 I just hate everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 05:59:49 2015 No.12864841 >>12864835 I enjoy wurms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:01:07 2015 No.12864846 >>12864832 B-but that makes the drool I pull out of my brain sound important. I mean "Xx Vol.2 : xx" don't you think that would make me sound kinda pretentious?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:01:38 2015 No.12864848 [DELETED]

>>12864838
>Worried about offending each other
Isn't that why a bunch of stuff doesn't get talked about, because a bunch of people get butt-blasted about it, and won't stop shitposting if it so much as gets brought up, let alone discussed in any actual capacity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:01:51 2015 No.12864849 >>12864846 It's fine, go with it. It's not like anyone will like you any less because of it. I happen to be an expert on this subject.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:02:36 2015 No.12864854 >>12864849 O-okay. I trust you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:02:39 2015 No.12864855 >>12864835 I enjoy yuri. Yes I do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:02:54 2015 No.12864856 >>12864848 Some things are not talked about, true. That's not about "offending" anyone though. It's about not causing a shitstorm that makes it impossible to discuss anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:03:27 2015 No.12864857 >>12864841 But wurms are simple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:04:03 2015 No.12864858 >>12864854 Why would you trust me? For all you know I'm just jealous of you and lying to ruin you. Good boy anyway. >>12864857 Simply awesome maybe.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:04:53 2015 No.12864860

>>12864781
Youre not me

>>12864764
Deep green irises were staring at Anon. In fact, a single head was watching Anon sleep. Her eyes scanning him, taking delight in every facial movement he made. Her eyes sparked whenever Anon was sleeping soundly like a sheep, dreaming of paradise wherever that is. A gasp could be heard whenever Anon would turned in his sleep and aww sounds were made when Anon muttered something in his sleep. Somewhere near Anon's house, a headless body was masturbating. No one knew what what she was masturbating too but it must have been some very odd fetish.

The sky beagn to turn from obsidian to a deep navy blue, signifying a new day. Sunrise was approaching. The headless body suddenly rose up stopping her self pleasuring, beginning to head somewhere. That somewhere was apparently a house. In particular, Anons house. She quietly climbed up the tree, surprisingly skilled for a headless body. She opened the window to Anon's room to get something. It seemed as if she was in haste, like she was worried about getting caught for doing naughty. The body picked herself up from the stand, and giving Anon a kiss on the forehead she whispered softly "Have a safe day, my beloved.".

The head attached herself to her shoulders and jumped from the window to the tree, careful not to wake Anon up. She sprinted across from Anon's backyard and over the fence to another house. She fumbled with some keys in her pocket, upon finding the right keys, opened the door to her house. She grabbed some sliced bread laying on the counter and put it in the toaster. While the toaster was cooking, she opened her laptop with her background apparently being baby pictures of Anon with her younger self's face crudely photoshopped on every feminine looking body. She opened an application. It began to stream a video of a room. She lazily clicked the arrow keys until someone came up. With a giggle she pulled down her pants, dropping it on the carpet floor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:05:11 2015 No.12864861 >>12864856 That's what offending someone means. They get so asshurt that someone has a different opinion they can't help but talk an endless amount of shit. What's funnier is they act like they're the injured party.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:07:03 2015 No.12864864 >>12864858 >Why would you trust me? >For all you know I'm just jealous of you >Jealous of you 'Cause no one who tells jokes that good could be a filthy liar

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:07:08 2015 No.12864865 >>12864861 No, you're misunderstanding. Nobody cares about offending those people. That's not what matters. What matters is if they keep their mouths shut or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:08:49 2015 No.12864869 File: 780 KB, 950x863, 1406767944380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864865 It'd be nice if janitors actually looked at what was going on instead of just pruning whatever post has the most reports along with its reply chain.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:09:30 2015 No.12864872

>>12864835
I enjoy lazy morning half-awake in bed with my waifu.
I enjoy tenderly loving her every night.
I enjoy having her nap against me while I waste time with video games.
I enjoy sharing a shower with her, and running out of hot water because we're playing around too much.
I enjoy sharing snacks with her when we watch a movie at home under a blanket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:09:44 2015 No.12864874 >>12864864 But I have every reason to envy you. >>12864869 I'm not going to talk about this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:10:53 2015 No.12864875 >>12864872 >Running out of hot water because we're playing around too much. And that is why you invest in an industrial-grade boiler.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:10:57 2015 No.12864877 >>12864872 But what's your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:14:22 2015 No.12864883 File: 188 KB, 750x1000, 23f61f4800d0509aed5ef98088c9dc5b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864877 Dormouse. How I wish they had more art.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:15:01 2015 No.12864884 [DELETED]

>>12864874
I'm just saying that those who are crying loud enough are getting their way. Unfortunately the problem is prevalent in /a/ as well.

But fair enough.

>>12864872
>Running out of hot water
I can take an hour long hot shower and be fine. Sounds like you need a properly sized water heater.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:15:14 2015 No.12864886 >>12864883 Nyanon's sickness is spreading.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:18:04 2015 No.12864890 File: 36 KB, 554x439, 1274765216325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864872 Too bad your waifu is not real

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:19:59 2015 No.12864894 >>12864884 I remember when I lived with my parents, and could take a steamy, hour+ shower easily. Then I moved in with an aunt. With her heater, I'm lucky if I get about 20 minutes of hot water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:20:55 2015 No.12864895 >>12864894 What the hell? Do you people fap in the shower or something? It takes me like 5 minutes tops to be done washing.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:22:37 2015 No.12864899 >>12864895 I used to. Can't any more obviously. Now the 15-ish minutes I take is just how long I take. I dunno, maybe I'm just slow, or thorough, with the washing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:23:59 2015 No.12864900 >>12864895 Depends on the heater, and how many people use it. I'd imagine. Why are we talking about hot water heaters anyways?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:24:56 2015 No.12864904 >>12864900 I wasn't, I was questioning why people took so long to shower.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:25:48 2015 No.12864906 File: 44 KB, 607x840, 1420197948538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hot water heater MG when

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:27:03 2015 No.12864909 >>12864897 Positive wurms really are the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:28:41 2015 No.12864911 >>12864906 >Fry, there are no Radiator Women from the Radiator Planet, that was just a radiator. >>12864909 A Wurm will go through a lot of trouble to turn frowns upside down, even if it means hanging you by your ankles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:29:19 2015 No.12864912 >>12864906 So, they'd be hot-headed if left alone for a while, but get kuudere if you spend a lot of time with them in a day?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:30:54 2015 No.12864915 [DELETED]

>>12864895
Don't you like to relax and just let the hot water wash over you?

It's usually a little better than a bath in the sense that you don't have the dawning realization you're soaking in your own filth.

Drain screens are mandatory with fluffy waifus. Fucking imagine the balls of wet, nasty hair you'd pull out every time they showered.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:33:26 2015 No.12864920 >>12864874 >But I have every reason to envy you. I w-what? Bakana. Name one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:34:16 2015 No.12864922 >>12864915 >Don't you like to relax and just let the hot water wash over you? No. I want to relax, I use the sauna. Cultural differences.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:35:18 2015 No.12864925 >>12864920 You're a writefag who people don't hate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:35:26 2015 No.12864926 >>12864911 >Radiator Women from the Radiator Planet I fucking forgot about that episode. Radiator Amazon Women when >>12864912 Sounds about right. And would get jealous when you use Air-Conditioner-chan during the summers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:38:00 2015 No.12864928 >>12864925 >Implying people don't hate goremermaid Anon, every one hates vore. I mean, sure it's not "Swallowed whole" tier, but if it seems that way, surely it's just cause I don't get a lot of attention, good or bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:38:01 2015 No.12864929 >>12864926 >fucking forgot How could forget how Flexo outwitted us all? Especially me, Bender.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:39:48 2015 No.12864932 >>12864928 I've only ever seen positive things said about this story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:41:12 2015 No.12864936 >>12864928 I hate your story with a passion. Now get back to writing so I have more thing to be buttmad about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:41:42 2015 No.12864937 >>12864372 >centaur Who would ever marry horsepussy? Especially if they act like that from the pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:42:18 2015 No.12864938 File: 8 KB, 332x152, marche.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864897 Nyet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:42:41 2015 No.12864939 >>12864929 I know, it's been years since I've watched futurama. I should rewatch it sometime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:44:06 2015 No.12864943 >>12864938 Escapism is a good thing. Just ask Tolkien. >>12864939 Rewatch it from the beginning. >Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:44:13 2015 No.12864944 >>12864938 I've never had someone give me an actual reason as to why escapism is bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:47:20 2015 No.12864948 >>12864944 It makes people happy. Happiness is a sin.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:49:02 2015 No.12864950

>>12864932
See?>>12864936

All my story is is anal anguish ammunition. I dunno, man. I still think you're full of it. My literary doodles aren't that great, I just like giving them to you guys. Certainly nothing to envy. I mean, no one actively hates the scribbles of a child. If you're getting hate then atleast people take you seriously enough to criticize. But I won't keep arguing the point because it'll start to look like attentionwhoring.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:49:02 2015 No.12864951

>>12864937
I'd marry a Nightmare. Very, very happily.

>>12864944
Supposedly because it distracts from reality, causing people to become more invested in their escapist fantasy, than in the reality which they actually occupy.

Which, y'know, is a fairly good point. All things in moderation, as they say, that's the truth of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:50:40 2015 No.12864958 >>12864944 B-but muh contribution to the society, muh totally-not-communistic concept!

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:53:34 2015 No.12864964

Anon's naked visage was out bare on the screen with him showering. She slipped her fingers underneath her underwear, rubbing her moist peachy petals in a slow circle, savoring the moment. Her fingers were now glistening, while exploring her insides. Anon began to sing a pop song about love.

The girls breath became faster and shallow, increasing its pace. Her fingers were pumping in and oit of her, increasing its pace. With that she began to moan a bit, seemingly unable to control herself. The room was filled with the sounds of her moans mixing with the voice of Anon. She began to become so aroused that you could clearly hear her moist tunnel being ravaged by her own fingers. As Anon hit the crescendo of the song, so did she. Her lega lifted up in the air trembling from the emdorphins rushing to her brain. She began to wake herself up from the orgasmic haze, and began to clean herself up.
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You didn't particularly hate school, but you didn't like it either. There werw some good teachers here and there but mostly it was the same bland things repeating itself, over and over again. There was that one Dullahan girl who wouldn't leave you alone. Talking about how the two of you were destined by fate. Some delusional bullshit. You were trying to have a plan to propose to that kikimora girl in your AP physics class. Today was the day. Once the dullahan knows that you're dating she'll stop bothering you. Also the kikimora was cute as fuck. You wrote a letter at school and evwn bought flowers and shit. You move out from homero to your first class. The dullahan girl.as always pulls up right besides you. She seems in an awfully good mood today. She says some weird things like "I'm so excited for your presents! or will you finally confess your love to me?". You ignore what she says. AP physics is just 2 periods away. The rest of the time flies off.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:57:38 2015 No.12864968

>>12864951
Escapism exists because reality is shitty. What's wrong with wanting happiness?

I like to dream about having a wolfu that loves me because no woman will. What's wrong with that?

>>12864958
I don't contribute anything anyways. I don't have the intelligence, strength, or charisma to effect any positive change.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 06:57:52 2015 No.12864969 >>12864964 Why no love for Dullahan? This Anon guy is a jerk.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:00:03 2015 No.12864974

>>12864968
>Reality is shitty.
Reality is a lie based upon one's own truth. If you believe reality to be shitty it is, if you believe it's not it is not.

Reality is what an individual makes it, this is why we have opinions. In my own opinion reality isn't shitty, and your just a coward trying to avoid a reality built upon not only your truth, but others.

In your own reality I'm just a guy talking shit, and nonsense. Go figure.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:02:27 2015 No.12864978

>>12864968
>What's wrong with wanting happiness?
>What's wrong with that?
Not a thing.
People who say "Escapism isn't healthy!" and picture naught but NEET Hikikomoris. But really, escapism is usually the least of the problems of such individuals.

I'm constantly consumed by escapist fantasies, pretty well every hour, of every day. Yes, my studies suffer for this, but there are many other factors that contribute to that besides my escapism. I still go out, I still socialize, I still go to work when I can get work, and all while fantasizing about an Egyptian Wolfu to share my life with.

I see not a single thing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:03:44 2015 No.12864980 >>12864381 I did spend New Years with friends. What I supposed to feel anything?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:04:03 2015 No.12864982 >>12864974 You're just a guy talking shit and nonsense in my reality too, and I don't think reality is shitty at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:04:58 2015 No.12864984 >>12864229 I just can't enjoy Medusa girls because of the possibility of snake hair on your dick.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:06:39 2015 No.12864986 [DELETED]

>>12864974
Your reality isn't shitty because it might not be.

Mine is, quite factually. In addition to being a poorfag I have a few diseases I can't treat due to being a poorfag. As I'm poor I cannot leave the US and move somewhere that has healthcare.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:09:39 2015 No.12864990 >>12864968 There is nothing wrong with wanting happiness. Just don't go to far in your pursuit of it, or you'll end up on the wrong side of the tunnel.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:10:16 2015 No.12864993
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>>12864986
You live in a capitalist country, that means your situation is a result of your own choices. If you didn't want to be poor, you could have chosen to be born to a better family. And did it never occur to you that those deceases might be expensive to treat? Tsk ,tsk.
Sorry. Just trying to lighten up the mood a little.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:12:05 2015 No.12864995 >>12864993 Your sarcastic social-commentary failed to do so utterly. That beautiful tanuki on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:14:37 2015 No.12864996 >>12864993 I like you Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:14:43 2015 No.12864997 File: 605 KB, 943x1200, 41998740_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864995 Tanukis and Foxes don't get along

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:15:11 2015 No.12864998 >>12864726 >>12864747 Why did you post a picture of a floating pillow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:15:37 2015 No.12865001 >>12864996 No Alp. >>12864998 Use Gyo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:17:08 2015 No.12865004 Scans of the new Wonderland book when? I wanna see the illustrations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:18:04 2015 No.12865007 >>12865004 >mge books >proper or any scans >laughing mgs.mp3

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:19:29 2015 No.12865011 >>12864986 >living in us >complaining Even if you moved somewhere with healthcare you will need to work for few years to get your healtcare

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:20:34 2015 No.12865013 >>12865011 At least then I'd be able to get it eventually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:20:52 2015 No.12865014 >>12864964 Incoming sad/mad dullahan. >>12864969 Because kiki's are love. Though I fear for this Kiki's life. Let's hope the dullahan is the sabotaging type, and not the murderous type.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:24:08 2015 No.12865021

>>12864969
YOU HAVE UNLOCKED ACHEIVMENT:IS ANYONE EVEN READING THIS?

It was finally time. Adrenaline was pumping into you, and you couldn't think straight. You decide to confess to her discreetly at the end of the class. Time flashes by as you try to think about the best way to propose to her. The school ring bells are heard across the school. You walk ip to her and give a simple confession to her. The kikimora has a very pitying face. "Sorry. You're not my type....." the kikimora quickly runs off after you give tour confession. You didn't think that a simple nice rejection would still hurt as it did. It wasn't an emotional uppeecut. More like a really strong punch in the arm. You and the dullahan meet ay last period. Her cheerful demeanor is still there, but not as much as before. Having noone to talk to, you decide to talk to the dullahan. "I was excited that my beloved was going to confess...but he didn't and confessed to someone else but she didn't accept him! What a relief... if he did I dont know what would have happened to her....." Her eyes turned blank as she said that last statement. With nothing to do today, you decided to visir her house which was next door. She seemed visibly excited at the thought of you visiting her house. You entered her house. It wasn't great but it was still clean and pretty on the eyes. She went to the kitchen trying to make tea. She brought out the tea. It had a particulat steel smell that doesn't come.out of regular tea, but you decided to drink it anyways. There was something in the tea.... you dont know what but it starts making you dizzy. The world is spinning with you in the center, and it slowly fades to black.

>>12864964
this is supposed to be a continuation of >>12864860 this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:25:16 2015 No.12865026 >>12865013 Why do you have internet, and a computer/using a electronic device to talk about your poor health instead of selling the shit to get better? There's so much shit to you, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:25:28 2015 No.12865028 >>12864943 >open netflix >error code >half hour later >Pizza delivery for... I.C. Weiner On a side note, is Yivo a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:26:49 2015 No.12865032 >>12865026 $1,000 would get me the most basic of blood tests, just for starters. $40 a month for internet and a PC I've had for a few years are nothing compared to the costs of healthcare.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:27:57 2015 No.12865034 >>12865028 Yivo is male as far as I'm concerned, no matter what they say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:28:52 2015 No.12865039 >>12865032 >1000$ would get the most basic of blood tests Yeah cool story bro we're done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:29:00 2015 No.12865040 >>12865021 This Anon jerk is about to get his comeuppance!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:33:07 2015 No.12865043 >>12865021 carefull anon, I feel like this paragraph has noticably more spelling errors and a lower quality writing than the other ones. There is no need to rush writing, take your time. If you dont feel like writing anymore then continue tommorow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:37:01 2015 No.12865051 I want to finish this story so people dont have to wait till the next day even if I have to rush it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:39:56 2015 No.12865057 >>12865051 >>12865043 meant to quote him

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:44:18 2015 No.12865067 >>12865051 I understand, but sometimes its better to let people wait for something if that means that they will get a higher quality piece of work to read in the end. Quality needs time, people understand that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:51:48 2015 No.12865079 >>12865039 Confirmed for not knowing the cost of healthcare when you don't have insurance

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 07:58:29 2015 No.12865098 >>12865079 Just get better :^D

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 08:17:44 2015 No.12865120

>>12865021
You wake up tied to a bed. You begin to panic the last thing you remebered was everything spinning...

The dullahan walks up to you. Shes in a .... wedding gown? "Darling~ let's consumnate on our love!".The dullahan said. You were getting scared. She was starting to seriously starting to get scary. "Ahhh! You're squirming in delight! Well naughy boy~ we'll do alot more things very soon. But first leys wake up your delicious cock!" She starts to put your member in her mouth. How was she so skilled at this? Oh darling~ I practiced daily with a model dildo of your cock! Am I doing it well. After all, I'll do ANYTHING for you " She starts tonlick down the shaft while stimulating the glans with her hands.She starts to stroke it faster amd faster until your appendage is visibly twitching. "You're close right?" she asks in a sultry tone. Too overwhelmed by stimulation tp say anything you nod your head. "Ah, ah, ah~ I want your seed here~. She points to a rough location where her womb is. "We're gonna have lots and lots of children as the flowers of our love..." she forcefully inserts your penis on her moist walls. You begin to lose control from the present stimulation and her blowjob from before. You finally cum painting her walls white with your genes. Exhausted from orgasming you hear one last thing before you drift to sleep "We're going to be together forever and ever~"

FIN
thegreens if youre reading this it would be really nice if you updated medium yandere jinko. Thank you very much. Pretty much one of my favorite stories here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 08:21:07 2015 No.12865130 What girl would be the best yandere to mindbreak her belived to love her FOREVER AND EVER?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 08:28:13 2015 No.12865148
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>>12865130
Kikimora.

They know how to please their masters in every way possible, and how to break them.

_ _ _

Anubis, All the poisonous monster girls, Dormouse, and Ryu + others.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:14:24 2015 No.12865208 File: 112 KB, 737x1255, 1404674686347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She seems amused. What did you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:15:41 2015 No.12865211 >>12865148 How would a yandere kiki even work? I assume they would prefer to sabotage any female instead of killing them. but they dont seem like the type to lock and chain up their masters to a wall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:16:29 2015 No.12865212 Do you think we'll get a new Vanadis title next year?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:18:57 2015 No.12865219 >>12862570 i was thinking along the same lines probably because yosuke has been welded into my party since you in wonderland in PQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:19:17 2015 No.12865221 >>12865212 Probably, but it will be unrelated to the previous series, since that one ended with Festival. Maybe we'll get something like the mermaid game again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:19:35 2015 No.12865223 >>12865208 I don't know, I was just taking a nap. Wait a minute, why am I tied to a chair?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:20:01 2015 No.12865224 File: 3.44 MB, 200x150, 1417552484848.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865211 i-i've been working on a yandere kiki that's been ntring her master away from his human waifu more or less rescuing him from a loveless, toxic marriage

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:22:34 2015 No.12865229 >>12865211 Would a yandere Kikimora sabotage a man's wife while she does trivial house chores, making her look unproffessional and not fit to be a proper wife so he'll give up on her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:23:34 2015 No.12865234 File: 573 KB, 1280x720, Cats are not very intelligent.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider the following: Chimera Ant colony consisting of nothing but females who seek human boys for reproduction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:23:54 2015 No.12865235 >>12865224 Im not a fan of NTR, but this sounds like it's for the greater good. I'll be looking forward to reading it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:25:49 2015 No.12865239 >>12865208 The helicopter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:27:02 2015 No.12865242 >>12865224 >kiki that's been ntring her master away from his human waifu This better not end with the waifu raped to death and her soul eaten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:27:30 2015 No.12865246 >>12865242 nah not that guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:28:22 2015 No.12865248 >>12865229 Probably Kiki's dont seem like the type to cause harm. They will just sabotage the wife whenever possible, and make her look bad. perhaps make it look like the wife is cheating or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:33:50 2015 No.12865261 File: 931 KB, 1255x706, Zazan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865234 No?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:46:40 2015 No.12865283

>>12865211
>>12865229

Yandere Kikimora are the anti-yandere.

They're servants by nature, so must obey their master whether they like it or not. Including requests for personal space.

Instead of believing they own you, they insist you own them and can do whatever you want to them.

Instead of making your lives more stressful, they make it easier by taking care of you and all the chores.

Instead of breaking into your home to steal things, they live in your home and put things back where they belong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:47:52 2015 No.12865286 >>12865224 gimme gimme gimmeee

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:48:06 2015 No.12865287 What's the fluffiest monster girl of them all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:50:25 2015 No.12865293 >>12865287 Fluff Elemental. Or rather, the Manifest Will of the Elemental Plain of Fluff, The Fluff Itself.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:57:54 2015 No.12865306
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>>12865224
>"M-master?! Where are you touching? G-give me back my panties!"
>"B-but master, that's forbidden! What if she see's-- AHN!"

Forbidden maidu love is the kinkiest kind of maid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 09:59:12 2015 No.12865310 >>12865293 Fluff Elementals? Those exist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:00:13 2015 No.12865313 >>12865310 Yes. They are used by Mofumancers.

>>	JAWR Fri Jan 2 10:00:40 2015 No.12865315 Those awaiting: The Mob goes Wild p3. Its coming along nicely, and almost done. Working diligently. Not gonna be the most exciting part but one that should have keynotes to jump start the story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:00:52 2015 No.12865316 >>12865313 What do they look like?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:00:53 2015 No.12865317

>>12865306
I'd make her work without panty's and wearing those little egg vibrators all day, not allowing her release until that knight where I Gently lay her down on the bed and take her in the missionary position, holding hands, with the lights on, for the purpose of procreation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:02:28 2015 No.12865320 >>12865315 Sounds good, looking forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:02:35 2015 No.12865321 >>12865316 They're just masses of fluffy hair, taking whatever shape the summoner desires. They can be used as shields, beds, cushions, for tickling enemies, for keeping warm... but they're weak against blades, fire and water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:03:37 2015 No.12865323 >>12865317 >lights on Haram.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:04:26 2015 No.12865324 >>12865321 What would monster girl versions of them look like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:04:58 2015 No.12865325 >>12865317 >Not saving money by using one maid to make many more. It's like you don't even like extra-horny pregger MGs, or saving money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:05:05 2015 No.12865326 File: 33 KB, 508x546, 1405273320496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865324

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:07:41 2015 No.12865328 >>12865326 So just kitsunes then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:08:41 2015 No.12865329 >>12865328 I guess you caught me. I've been making this up as I went along. There are no such things. It's silly of you to have believed me for even a moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:10:07 2015 No.12865331 >>12865329 >believing in mgs at all

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:12:30 2015 No.12865336

>>12865325
I don't think that using a single kikimora to build a maid force would be all that efficient.

There would be a 9 month wait during which the "head", for lack of a better term, Kikimora tires more easily, gets sick mre often, and cannot work as fast to avoid straining herself.

Furthermore, paying medical bills would be very costly in addition too the extra necessities of life you need per new kikimorra.

This ofcourse assumes you don't dick the daughteru and keep the "head" kikimora in a constant state of pregnancy.

Why do I have a boner now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:18:56 2015 No.12865346 >>12865321 So they are like Cousin It, but with fluff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:19:53 2015 No.12865347 >>12865346 That sounds appropriate.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:19:59 2015 No.12865349

>You, anon are dead
>As a doornail
>And naked
>And horny
>A moving, horny, naked doornail
>//When purgatory's waiting, And the girl immaculate//
>Well, not moving, but a very very horny doornail
>Still dead though
>You're trapped on what you think is a table. Rawhide straps constrict your forehead, pinning you to the table, a cursory flex tells you that the case is the same for your arms and legs
>A band seems to be playing music, unlike any you'd ever heard before. Frankly, it sounds evil. You think you like it.
><<Powerwolf's Resurrection by Erection blares through the bassy speakers>>
><<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y>>
>//Raise you phallus to the sky and you never die, It's resurrection by erection//
>Fitting
>Something touches said steeple, humming the tune of the song playing on the speakers
>It circles the glans, once, twice, and then the hand lowers, gripping the shaft in a soft, chilly vice, it pumps three times
>You moan and twitch in its grip
>"Her," you say absent mindedly, "Please, everything holy, unholy, lewd and inbetween, let that be a her."
>It laughs softly and steps into your field of vision
>You sigh in a hesitant relief. It LOOKS like a her. But then you once sold "spices" to a notorious Singaporean pirate. Whilst there, you found out the hard way that 'LOOKS' isn't good enough
>You hold out for the worst
>She smiles down at you, "Can you understand me? Is this language familiar to you?"
>You squint up at her, and shake your head, buying time, trying to collect your thoughts
>She scowls and curses, and clears her throat, "M-maybe german? H-HMM ****** ** ** *****??"

You guys interested?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:21:30 2015 No.12865350 >>12865349 Yes keep going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:24:08 2015 No.12865357 File: 487 KB, 1200x1776, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865349 >Resurrection by Erection It reminds me of pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:36:34 2015 No.12865376 >>12864189 She looks like she's about to be fed to a Rancor

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:39:44 2015 No.12865382

>>12865349
><She> practices her german quietly to herself, and as she does so you try to think of a way out of this situation
>But the best you can come up with is the fact that the side of the table furthest from her is quite edged
>Better than nothing right?
>You keep up your confused look and make subtle, short jerking motions with your hand, in attempt to cut through the rawhide
>Meanwhile, she tries various other languages
>You think you recognise Welsh, but you shake your head none the less. She seemed supremely relieved.
>She sighs in defeat and you smile reassuringly at her
>She pokes you, "Hey, that was English what you said, wasn't it?"
>You blink and tilt your head as best you can
>"Wait she said he was old..."
>Fuck you too, you're a good 21 years young!
>"It was... 18th century, right?" Wheels turn in the girl's head and she scowls at you, and grips your rigid erection in an iron claw.
>"English hasn't changed THAT much, liar. If you don't answer me I'm tearing your dick off."
>You sneer at the woman, "Empty threat, when you were holding it so fondly before, girl."
>She raises an eyebrow, "You know, now all those stories of husbands who end up with their tongues torn out and their arms and legs broken sound so much plausible."
>You pale, "Ha-hang on, lets not be to hasty, see...uh... TONY"
>"W-what?"
>Always works. There is never a Tony who isn't scary, "Th-Thaats right! I'm good with Tony, hell I'm one of his boys. You don't want to cross Tony, truust me. So let me go sweet. The gang will know I'm missing, c-cause.... uh..."
>She leers sardonically at you, "Because...?"
>"Thee.. uh SHIPMENT, yeah the shipment, they're expecting it, caus I'm the only one who can give the coppers the slip, see?"
>"Oh, is that right?" You start to sweat bullets, she sees right through you.
>Conspiratorially, she leans down and whispers into your ear, "You're not exactly a 'clean' product, boya."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:40:36 2015 No.12865385 >>12864196 Dark Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:57:32 2015 No.12865420 >>12864339 >Troll I can dig it, she can make sure I'm squeaky clean with those hands.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:57:38 2015 No.12865421

>>12865382
>Dusty cog in your head turn. You've no recollection of what you were doing the day before you were knocked out, but she can only be implying one thing, "You're kidding! You smuggled me?! Just who's your boss? Is it Jimmy? I swear, the next time I see that snaggletoothed son of a wrinkle-bellied whore I'll-!"
>You're cut off by her pealing laughter
>Your eyes go wide when She cuts the bond on your head to shreds with some kind of translucent glass(?) claw, then she lies her own head down on your bare chest, looking up at you with giant smiles in her eyes
>You crane your head down to peer at her. She's freezing cold, but asides from that, she's soft and she smells nice. You can't help but grin like a kid inside
>"I'll cut one for each time you make me smile, husband."
>She closes her expressions off. You see her jaw moving slightly, as if she were biting down on the insides of her cheeks.
>"Husband? Look, you seem nice and all, and I know I'm bare as the day I was born, but we just met, and besides I'm already sweet on a girl, b-but don't take it wrong, if not for her and these binds I'd jump on you right quick."
>She smiles, leans over and cuts free on of your hands, "Oh so you're telling me that if I cut all of these right now, you'll jump on me?"
>You flex your free wrist, "N-no, there's that girl, remember?" There's no such girl, but she doesn't know that.
>"No there's not."
>She knew!
>"Not anymore, anyway. She's dead."
>Your confused face must be too much for her, because she starts giggling, but she catches herself and frowns at the next binding, you catch her out
>"Hey, don't pretend that it wasn't my face that made you laugh. Cut it."
>She pouts, but complies
>"What do you mean dead?"
>"I'm supposed to be gentler about it, but you seem like a strong husband. Every one you know is dead."
>You baulk at that, "Everyone. Really?" Your voice is thick with disbelief
>She smiles at you, and cuts free one of your legs, "Yup. Everyone."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 10:59:50 2015 No.12865425 >>12865420 >wanting to be touched by those huge man hands

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:00:44 2015 No.12865429 >>12864381 Allright, new year's sucked though, too many people working or staying at home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:01:49 2015 No.12865433 >>12865421 Getting interresting. Go on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:08:41 2015 No.12865449 >>12864339 >Cheshire Cat I thought cats hated water. >>12864381 Cold and lonely. Nobody to celebrate because the regulars got sick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:08:47 2015 No.12865450 >>12864430 You ever been kicked at the speed of light, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:13:54 2015 No.12865463 >>12865425 Child bearing hips, that ass, freckles, ears that demand to be nibbled on, breasts that scream obscenities demanding to be played like bongos. Gentle and motherly. You're shallow anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:15:10 2015 No.12865468 >>12865463 Man hands instantly ruin any girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:16:47 2015 No.12865469 >>12865425 >Not wanting to give reassuring words of confidence to a self conscious troll girl who's always hiding her hands our of embarrassement waaw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:18:20 2015 No.12865471 >>12865469 >lying

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:19:38 2015 No.12865473

>>12865421
>You've both arms and a leg free, but she's sitting on you rather happily, and rather nakedly, you note with some excitement. she's wearing a violet dress with a split down the side, but nothing underneath.
>She gyrates atop you in small circles, the soft sensations of her swivelling hips almost hypnotic
>You swallow hard, and attempt a joke "Did you kill them?"
>"Nope. Time did" Her hips start swivelling lower and lower, until her violet, silken dress is grinding against the base of your shaft. Why are you so hard, anyway? This isn't your normal morningwood
>You try to muddle through her words, this loud music, the various sensations and your billion questions, but it doesn't work
>You sigh in frustration and plant your hands firmly on the girl's thighs, stopping her small rotations, "Look this is great and all but if you wanna do that, at least piss the band off."
>She looks at you in confusion before laughing at you she leans back, your cock nestled firmly between the cheeks of her ass, and that glass claw appears out of nowhere again, and slices through your last binding.
>You're free now, but your questions weight you down
>"There's no band." She points behind you, to the source of the sound. what you see is a smallish, black rectangle with strings attached to two larger boxes with vibrating circles in them.
>"What's that."
>"It's called a speaker system. Look, it will take you a while for you to understand a lot of things but..."
>You gasp as she slides back, dragging her lips across your shaft and moan as she grinds forward, her lips part and your dick bends slightly under the pressure, but as her hips reconnect with yours, you're inside, cock buried in her wet, cold pussy. A surprisingly fresh sensation, utterly unlike what you remember, but not unpleasant. She starts rocking back and forth, thrusting you inside her
>"The thing you must understand, dear husband, is that you." Thrust. "Are." Thrust "Mine." Thrust. Spurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:21:54 2015 No.12865482 >>12865471 Well, it's not her fault she was born like that. That we both know for sure. I was talking about telling her she doesn't need to feel bad about it if she had no choice to begin with, so she doesn't commit suicide later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:22:08 2015 No.12865483 File: 139 KB, 1200x1000, So what if she's a little fat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865468 S-H-A-L-L-O-W

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:31:53 2015 No.12865505 >>12864339 >Succubus I'm fine with this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:33:38 2015 No.12865510 >>12865473 So some lad got killed due being in a gang, and gets revived in modern times by a wight looking to get a husband. Or perhaps that wight was a girl he once knew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:36:28 2015 No.12865519 >>12865483 What if I like handjobs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:39:59 2015 No.12865533 File: 120 KB, 600x849, mooquisition.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A-anon...? >You're not a h-h-heretic, are you...? >I-I won't hug you if you're a b-bad person! >Please r-repent right now...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:41:57 2015 No.12865538 >>12865533 Of course I'm not a heretic And that is why I need to kill monsterscum like you who follow some false shitgod who only cares about fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:43:45 2015 No.12865543 >>12865533 >Not spanish inquisition costume Oh well.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:45:10 2015 No.12865548

>>12865473
>"Ara, finished already?" a laugh bleeds into her words
>You colour, "I-it's been a while okay."
>She placates you with a kiss and starts moving again. She pulls down the top of her dress, and her large breasts overflow. She takes both your hands, guides one to grab onto her silken clad rear, and the other to cup one of her finger-devouringly soft breasts.
>"I know it has, dear. So I've taken precautions."
>You start to match her movements with your own thrusts, not content to merely lie there, "Precautions?"
>"Mmm... Aphrodisiacs?"
>That would explain it, "So lets assume I understand that I'm yours for now, what's this about time killing every one? And why not me?"
>"Oooh, but you were dead. Are. You're just Undead now. You're fucking this beautiful wife of yours... 200 years post-mortem." Her moans mix into her speech, causing her to lengthen some words, and cut others short as you thrust particularly deep.
>The two of you lose eachother in one another's bodies for a while. You stroke up and down her dress, her breasts and her thighs, as her inner walls stroke and convulse around you
>Her breathing gets fast, ragged, her long white hair spills over the two of you as she nears her climax, you're not too far following
>You grab her wrists, which are planted on your chest, and pull them off you.
>She falls onto your chest, and without missing a beat, her arms wrap around your neck
>As she holds you close, your own hands roam down her back, coming to rest on her buttocks
>She pushes herself up your chest and bites an earlobe, "I'm cuh-cumming" she whispers to you in a desperate tone
>She quivers in her orgasm, and a warm wetness leaks onto your thighs
>You return the favour by painting her womb in a hot white.
>The two of you bask in afterglow for a moment, the warmth of your connected groins slowly fades. Must have been friction, you reason. But it was nice.
>"Say I don't want to be your husband. Say I want to leave you."
>"Do you?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:46:05 2015 No.12865551 >>12865543 Burqa fetishist please. The red sweater with the SI seal will have to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:47:39 2015 No.12865557 >>12865519 Where's the problem? Do you have a three inch dick, and can only get handjobs from tiny lolis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:48:19 2015 No.12865559 >>12865557 ...Yes...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:48:36 2015 No.12865562 >>12864570 >monster couple >son In the MGE, monsters will actually adopt human kids.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:48:45 2015 No.12865563

>>12864526
>Normally, a human man can never become a monster. As of the present, there are no males among the monsters at all. When it comes down to it, an Incubus is just a human warped by Mamono mana. Due to the existence of mana, which human men continually produce, no matter how strong the Mamono mana that's imbued in their body, human men remain human.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:49:11 2015 No.12865565 File: 164 KB, 500x413, big cute hands.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865468 They're not man hands though, just big hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:54:33 2015 No.12865579 >>12865565 I want to do that to a Troll.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 11:54:41 2015 No.12865580

>>12865510
Yup, just wanted to play around with the idea of resurrection. What do you think? Yea / Nay? Would you accept the embrace of a buxom Wight you've never met before simply because she raised you to be her husband?

>You consider your circumstances
>Say she's telling the truth
>You owe her your life. Or, unlife, whatever
>Say she's lying, leaving aside that music box of hers, even if she's lying, you can taste the love in her words
>You were born on the streets, you know when some one's lying to you. She's genuine. About the way she feels for you at the least
>"I don't."
>"Try to."
>"I... can't."
>"It's a side effect of the resurrection. Makes you inclined to want to stay. You can still genuinely hate the situation tough, so it's not like you've been brainwashed."
>"I see... Well... for some that's out of my control," you give her a deep kiss, "I certainly seem to have lucked out."
>She laughs softly, relieved that every thing seems to have worked out, "That we have."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:04:45 2015 No.12865605 >>12865580 I liked the story, well written, good pacing etc. I would accept that embrace. Especially in his shoes, he obviously didn't have a great life back in the day. Can't possible get worse no?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:06:25 2015 No.12865607

>>12865559
think of it this way
if monstergirls were a thing, you could be
A. Shotafied, then your dick size wouldn't matter
B. Captured by Sabbath, and lolis wouldn't care if you had a small penis
C. Incubized, where you will become your wife's ideal, which may or may not include a big dick
D. Alped, and you won't have a dick anymore.
plenty of options

>>	thegreens Fri Jan 2 12:07:01 2015 No.12865608 >>12865120 You got it m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:11:55 2015 No.12865619 >>12865580 That's my fetish, also, do you intend to pastebin your story?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:13:05 2015 No.12865622 >>12865619 Think it's worth it? I could throw it up with that CC Devil thing I wrote

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:14:09 2015 No.12865627 >>12865622 Damn straight it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:14:11 2015 No.12865628 >>12864608 I just want a chivalry mod where one team is paladins, the other is Agatha, and we can spend hours magically smashing each other's heads into soup

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:15:41 2015 No.12865630 >>12865622 >>12865510 Yeah pastebin it, it was good. Even if it wasn't, you should pastebin OC anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:16:01 2015 No.12865631 >>12864608 >"Ara ara, why would you want to make merry with some monster harlot when you have your big sister?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:18:47 2015 No.12865639 >>12865627 >>12865630 >>http://pastebin.com/LWnNjgEL Well, there y'are I guess. Glad you appreciated it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:20:13 2015 No.12865644 File: 2.58 MB, 3000x2000, nfoiCD6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865631 incest a shit Going on a magical journey with an mg/human paladin partner to spread happiness and JUSTICE is excellent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:22:39 2015 No.12865657 >>12865639 Awesome. >>12865644 Nah nigga, they aren't blood-related siblings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:23:20 2015 No.12865662 >>12864608 It's fine. I just have to make her a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:23:52 2015 No.12865665 >>12865657 >Nah nigga, they aren't blood-related siblings. "big sister" Sounds like incest to me m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:25:53 2015 No.12865671 File: 378 KB, 584x620, Onee-chans are love, Onee-chans are life.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865665 Do you even chinese porn? Also, there's nothing wrong with incest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:28:30 2015 No.12865677 File: 55 KB, 299x381, charles_ii_spain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865671 >Do you even chinese porn? no and for a reason >Also, there's nothing wrong with incest. So, by this logic, there's nothing wrong with Charles II of Spain?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:29:36 2015 No.12865680 >>12865677 I'm not talking about 3D people, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:31:12 2015 No.12865687 >>12865677 Don't mix 2D and 3D.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:31:39 2015 No.12865688 >>12865680 that's correct, we're talking about incest and why it is an unacceptable practice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:34:19 2015 No.12865689 File: 66 KB, 177x145, insignia-order.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865688 >A boy consummating marriage with his 2D Order/Paladin Onee-san. >Not pure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:38:01 2015 No.12865702 >>12865688 >incest >unacceptable practice Do you even nee-sans, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:39:12 2015 No.12865705 >>12865689 Sure, it's pure, nut it's also incest. >>12865702 No, I don't. And neither did my parents, which is why I am not horribly deformed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:41:26 2015 No.12865708 File: 585 KB, 1200x1717, 20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865671 Damn straight Daughteru dicking is love

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:42:15 2015 No.12865711 >>12865705 >>12865687

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:43:29 2015 No.12865713 >>12865708 Well the "weird" meter just went through the woof. heh, "woof". Get it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:44:18 2015 No.12865715 >>12865705 You don't get flipper babies in the MGE. >>12865708 Mein neger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:44:47 2015 No.12865716 >>12865711 The purpose of 2D is to emulate 3D, to a certain degree. The reason we're here, talking about MG's, is because MG's don't actually exist. So we talk about how ossum it would be if they did. So 2D and 3D are already being mixed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:46:50 2015 No.12865720 File: 1.73 MB, 200x293, 1379071724427.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865716

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:48:13 2015 No.12865722 >>12865716 You're a retard.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:51:15 2015 No.12865734

>>12865722
>>12865720
So you guys are here because you have girlfriends/wives, who are MGs?

ok.

I'm jealous but impressed.

and if this is another one of those "3D a shit" posts, if any of you people would actually stay inside and do nothing while if MG's became real, you're mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:54:55 2015 No.12865742 >>12865734 you write like someone who has never been in any of these threads or even 4chan for more than 5 minutes, therefore I implore you to fuck off back to wherever you came from

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:54:58 2015 No.12865743 >>12865734 Whatever you say, normie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:55:51 2015 No.12865745 File: 217 KB, 855x1200, The best dicking story ever told.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865708 DICK THE DAUGHTERU I C K

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:56:18 2015 No.12865746 >>12865734 You're doing it the wrong way, normalfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:57:26 2015 No.12865750 >>12865746 >>12865743 >>12865742 I love how whenever someone's argument on 4chan breaks they default back to "fuck you normalfag" and expect the other person to become wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:57:52 2015 No.12865753 >>12865745 The best is, she wanted her adoptive daddies D. I wish we had more than two notable daughteru dicking stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 12:58:43 2015 No.12865754 >>12865750 I'm not saying anything about right or wrong, I just say you apparently are here for the wrong reasons and with wrong expectations and therefore ask you to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:00:13 2015 No.12865756 >>12865753 What is the second one?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:01:38 2015 No.12865758

>>12865754
Not the guy you're arguing with, but you didn't refute his point or make a counterargument, you just called him a normalfag and told him to fuck off. And while I don't particularly disagree with you in thinking that 3D and 2D being the same thing is retarded, dismissing him is not really helping your case.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:02:35 2015 No.12865759 >>12865756 As in writefag stories.

>>	thegreens Fri Jan 2 13:04:30 2015 No.12865764 >>12865754 >you apparently are here for the wrong reasons and with wrong expectations I'm here to talk about mgs. Sounds right to me! Or is this an incest thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:05:00 2015 No.12865765 >>12865758 If I wanted to argue with normalfags about shit I'd go on facebook. This is /mgt/ not domestic ethics 101

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:08:12 2015 No.12865772 File: 21 KB, 220x221, 1339427413963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wanting 3D monster girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:10:34 2015 No.12865776 >>12865764 Drop the name unless you're actually contributing something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:11:09 2015 No.12865779 >>12865764 It's both and more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:12:24 2015 No.12865783 File: 27 KB, 358x269, 358px-Alice3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865772

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:12:43 2015 No.12865786 >>12865758 If he's dumb enough to think anyone talking about 3D incest, in a monstergirl thread, where dicking the daughteru is a thing, he really should fuck off.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:13:30 2015 No.12865790

>>12865764
Incest is a big part of all the smut involving 2D, and even bigger when it comes to monster girls and MGE.

I don't even like dicking the daughteru (I like incest between siblings though), but saying that incest is not a part of these threads is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:15:19 2015 No.12865795 File: 206 KB, 729x1553, kill me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865772 >not wanting glorious 3D monsters What a shit man you are

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:15:47 2015 No.12865800 >>12865772 This, I don't want to see a butterfaced Apophis without black sclera. That's what my 2D fantasies are for. >>12865783 Those character models are somehow worse than the ones in DA:I.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:16:38 2015 No.12865801 >>12865734 You have to make yourself 2D, not the monster girls 3D, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:17:38 2015 No.12865805 >>12865795 Did they just click random on the Oblivion character screen and rip the models? Jesus fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:18:05 2015 No.12865807 >>12865790 >I don't even like dicking the daughteru (I like incest between siblings though) Why the split? It's all relative.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:20:31 2015 No.12865815 File: 271 KB, 565x800, c7nc4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bubuzuke a best

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:21:06 2015 No.12865818

>>12865776
I am. I have no idea why that name popped up. I didn't put it there.
>>12865790
I never said it wasn't a part. I said I didn't like it.
>>12865772
That's kind of the point.
>>12865801
That just the same end result. I don't understand your point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:21:48 2015 No.12865820 >>12865745 Ah yes, the manga that made me an anti-daughteru-dickingfag Captcha: sinned neetsac

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:23:22 2015 No.12865830 >>12865815 I'd shag that sheep if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:23:47 2015 No.12865832 >>12865801 >transform yourself into fat old faceless man >become NTR incarnate >fuck and impregnate random wives and gfs Noice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:25:40 2015 No.12865840 >>12865820 >not liking the best love story ever told >implying other dickheads deserved glorious Rin >implying daughteru dicking is not the best pairing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:30:20 2015 No.12865856 >>12865840 Different strokes m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:33:19 2015 No.12865862 >>12865840 I still think that story was one big bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:33:51 2015 No.12865864 >>12865815 >bottom half is darker Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:36:22 2015 No.12865868 >>12865818 >That's kind of the point No it is not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:39:10 2015 No.12865875 >>12865862 Bait doesn't exist outside the internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:39:36 2015 No.12865876 >>12865868 I think a real ushi-oni would be horrifying

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:40:11 2015 No.12865878 File: 1.47 MB, 1275x1650, 1397182374324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865800 You mean THIS butterfaced Apophis? Because yea, that's gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:41:23 2015 No.12865881 >>12865795 >That JP text on the side >Acting like this isn't going to be western as shit >Acting like those ugly models aren't already ugly as Original Xbox Era garbage I think I'm offended.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:41:38 2015 No.12865882 >>12865876 Horrifying shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:42:05 2015 No.12865884 >>12865878 >The artist didn't even give her black sclera. Fuck this guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:43:58 2015 No.12865887 >>12865856 What strokes, m8? Other potential bfs were huge assholes. I would be mad as fuck if someone from them won, but I would also be fine with "forever alone/not those fags" open end But daughteru dicking is the best possible end

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:46:34 2015 No.12865894 >>12865887 Agreed.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:49:10 2015 No.12865900

>>12865887

>Other potential bfs were huge assholes. I would be mad as fuck if someone from them won

Your waifu's father trusted you with her, but you don't trust anyone with your own daughter? Sounds a bit egoistic...

Not trying to stir up shit here, just curious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:51:08 2015 No.12865904 >>12865283 Responding to something several hours old but yanderes can always warp anything said and done to fit their own worldview.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:53:41 2015 No.12865914 >>12864575 >written by a dark matter Try KC's author avatar >>12864583 KC insists they're accurate so you unfortunately do have to go by what they say

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:53:52 2015 No.12865915 >>12865900 I'm not a faggot so I don't have a waifu And those guys were legimate assholes, read yo shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:54:38 2015 No.12865919 >>12865533 >That Tumblr face Would not touch even if it came with a free glass of milk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:55:20 2015 No.12865921 File: 187 KB, 1400x1200, 1399711382575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tell me anons would you join the riot knights?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:56:40 2015 No.12865926 >>12865921 I want to protect humans AND monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:57:59 2015 No.12865928 File: 187 KB, 1400x916, 1399752399215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:58:29 2015 No.12865930

>>12865914
>accurate
>when literally the first page is wandering scholar (who is also incubi at that point) telling that it's mostly written by dark matter Saphirette Spherica and you should take everything with a grain of salt
Oy vey
Druella pls go
Your propaganda won't work on me

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:58:29 2015 No.12865931

>>12865915

I dunno, man. I'm not into dicking daughterus.

>>12865921
>>12865928

If it meant wearing a badass looking knight/operator merged uniform and carrying a badass riot shield and a tear gas grenade launcher for the sake of protecting both humans and monstergirls alike from the wicked, then count me in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:59:04 2015 No.12865933 File: 235 KB, 600x800, 1399714572700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865921

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 13:59:30 2015 No.12865935 >>12865921 Yes I would destroy monster threat to save humanity

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:00:08 2015 No.12865936 >>12865928 >some kind of knightly shemagh we oper8or now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:00:19 2015 No.12865937 >>12865933 Pls don't dump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:00:43 2015 No.12865940 >>12865919 >Tumblr face Every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:09:48 2015 No.12865954 >>12865931 >I'm not into dicking daughterus. It's okay, anon, there is nothing wrong with being gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:12:01 2015 No.12865957 >>12865930 That's only WG2. Even then, the Wandering Scholar (who is still human, somehow) corrects her whenever she spouts bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:18:04 2015 No.12865972 >>12865954 You're gonna need a bigger bait, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:25:30 2015 No.12865987 What if there was a Van Hellsing type hunting down your monster girl waifu? What if It was a girl. What if she's just really after your dick

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:26:11 2015 No.12865989

Yandere paladin is the purest form of love.
>Muh dick edition:She wants to ravish you but can not due to it being 'indecent' and 'sinful'. She denies her desires as a woman bit still makes up excuses like "You must be protected from monsters at all times even while bathing!" She becomes slowly corrupted as time goes on abandoning the order, and seeking only you. Protecting you from the MONSTER WHORES that want to use you for their own evil ways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:27:02 2015 No.12865995 >>12865987 >>12865989 These two go together pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:29:46 2015 No.12866001 >>12865989 Does her corruption and abandonment of the Order eventually lead to her becoming a monster herself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:31:23 2015 No.12866005 >>12866001 She's human she's already one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:32:39 2015 No.12866010 >>12866005 She's a 2D human girl, mind you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:33:40 2015 No.12866015 File: 661 KB, 750x1000, 0d3780d2e2fc867f91964793ccc1c642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865987 But he always was a girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:34:23 2015 No.12866018 >>12866001 Depends on what YOU want. Since she'll do ANYTHING for you as long as you look ONLY at her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:35:24 2015 No.12866024 File: 264 KB, 1000x1000, zophluvsyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12864890

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:35:54 2015 No.12866026 >>12866018 So she could become, say, a Succubus or Dark Priest? If so, 8/10. If she insists on staying human and refuses to become a monster then 2/10 would purge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:36:14 2015 No.12866027 File: 120 KB, 1000x1000, 1419316074444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866024

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:38:09 2015 No.12866030 >>12866024 I love you too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:40:53 2015 No.12866041 >>12865987 Have my Dhampire go Castlevania on her ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:41:37 2015 No.12866045 >>12865878 the fucking head. every damn time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:44:21 2015 No.12866054 >>12865878 Still fuckable if you have a paper bag, or are willing to change your perception of reality and make her look hot in your mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:49:02 2015 No.12866062 >>12866054 >willing to change my perception of reality But that would imply that the universe doesn't revolve around me, like it should.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:52:33 2015 No.12866069 >>12866024 Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:54:35 2015 No.12866073 >>12866069 >This nigga don't about Zophia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:57:17 2015 No.12866080 >>12866069 Saviour of the thread. Or harbinger of its decay. One of those things, probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 14:58:05 2015 No.12866085 >>12866041 >Thinking a Dhampir can kill a Hellsing What's a halfie that can't even kill her mum supposed to do against someone whose entire point is to kill full vampires?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:02:28 2015 No.12866101

MGK? Yay? Nay?

Ophy has buried Pharaoh up to her head in sand with the help of Wurm and Sandwurm, will you help her or play with Anubis?
Will you play group tag with Werewolf, Wyvern, Ryu, Dragon, Mino, Holst, Faceless kid who will marry Holst later in life, and Dullahan?
Do you share your lunch willingly with Kikimora and Kitsune?
Will you share your lunch money unwillingly with Dark Elf and P'Ork?
Will you read with Lich, and gain a college level reading before Kindergarten ends?
Will you hug the CC Echidna teacher and promise to protect her smile?
Will you sneak out and see 2nd grader Salamander's new knife with Hellhound?
Will sneak out and ask Junko why she's taking a nap on train tracks? Maybe even help her reclaim the 3 sacred hobo treasures?
Do you help out albino Lamia, who started puking blood all over the place after bumping into someone?
Or do you sit in the corner, and use up a MG token to spawn a Yuki Onna or Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:05:30 2015 No.12866106 >>12866101 junko hobo adventures go!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:06:30 2015 No.12866110 >>12866101 I see what is wrong with the Lamia.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:09:30 2015 No.12866117

>>12866101
First rush to help the lamia, then help out pharaoh and then enjoy lunch together alongside Kiki and the Kitsune after getting Junko off the traintracks.

How does the lamia manage to puke blood all over the place from bumping into somoene though? Must have been a really hard bump.

And why is this MGK so depressing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:10:12 2015 No.12866120 >>12866101 I choose to sit down on a bench by myself and watch the others have their fun, maybe take a nap or something. I'm not really in the mood to do anything.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:11:18 2015 No.12866125

>>12866117
Because it's all being warped by Junko. years of living in the streets being kicked by strangers, having things taken from her, and starving to the brink of death has turned her into a dark being. Underneath her sunglasses are eyes stained with pure darkness and malice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:20:14 2015 No.12866142 >>12866117 >>12866125 Also, albino Lamia is one of those generic ultra fragile girls you see from time to time. The ones covered in bandages and puking copious amounts of blood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:21:10 2015 No.12866147 >>12866125 >Underneath her sunglasses are eyes stained with pure darkness and malice. How horrible. We should heal her with our love and cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:22:09 2015 No.12866148 >>12866101 MGK where we die when

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:23:58 2015 No.12866153 >>12866147 No amount of love and cuddles can heal her. She's fallen too far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:30:33 2015 No.12866169 >>12866153 Nobody's ever fallen too far, Anon. There's always hope for redemption.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:31:54 2015 No.12866176 >>12866169 If you say so, Buddha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:35:10 2015 No.12866182 >>12866176 You don't need religion to have faith in people. Divine intervention is never a bad thing, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:36:20 2015 No.12866183 >>12866182 But Buddha's thing was that everyone is redeemable, from the petty thief, to the daughteru fucker, to .Less and Bob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:38:02 2015 No.12866192 >>12866101 Help out the Pharaoh. Getting buried in a sandbox is the first step to making her have sand in her vagina for the rest of her life. Metaphorically, not literally. Necessarily.

JAWF(ry) Fri Jan 2 15:38:40 2015 No.12866195 [DELETED]

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>>12865315
>>12865315

I present to my loyal readers

The Mob goes Wild p3.
http://pastebin.com/KXT50ybp

As always, I hope you enjoy my writing.
This is starting to get really fun when you have the power of INSPIRATION on your side.
This one was particularly long 17 pages in microsoft word.

Part 4 is gon' get reeeeeeeeeeeal

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:39:13 2015 No.12866200 >>12866147 Use the MG token to spawn a Yeti and have her cuddle Junko

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:39:31 2015 No.12866201 >>12866192 >wanting worst girl You'll be getting swirlies in middle school at that rate, bub.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:42:21 2015 No.12866208

>>12866201
>Worst girl
Uh, no actually. She has a bigass pet snake that she lets you play with, and I'm not passing up that offer.

Also not nearly as bad as the one Shirohebi who bragged to everybody about having a 3DS.
Hopefully that Shirbohebi and the hemophiliac one are two completely different girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:42:54 2015 No.12866211 >>12866101 I dick the toddlers All of them DICK THE TODDLERU

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:44:38 2015 No.12866217 >>12866208 They obviously are different, since one's in 3rd grade and the other is in the same class as you. And while Pharaoh has a WiiU, Ophy has a PS3 and PS4.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:44:39 2015 No.12866218 >>12866211 >Toddler dicking Anon, I beg you to reconsider.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:45:56 2015 No.12866222 File: 147 KB, 1000x1000, WT3iZB1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866101 Anubis-chan says she needs me to be a 'scribe'. A scribe is a person who writes about how great she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:47:33 2015 No.12866226 >>12866217 >One has Smash Bros. >The other has Guilty Gear Xrd Goddammit, don't make me choose.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:49:49 2015 No.12866228

>>12866222
>"Anon! Write how great I am!"
>"O-okay, Anubis sansamachankunonomatopoeia..."
>T/Jimmy tries writing down how great she is, only for her to interrupt halfway
>"No! Like this!"
>She draws a hieroglyph of a woman with dog ears holding hands with a man, a Pharaoh covered in flies, and a woman with dog ears being screwed doggy style on the nearby wall

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:50:03 2015 No.12866229 File: 1019 KB, 500x669, nope.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866218 Daga KOTOWARU!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:50:11 2015 No.12866231 >>12865921 Definetly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:51:04 2015 No.12866234 >>12866183 wouldnt it be funny if bob all of the sudden created a really good story that everyone in general loves and contains no /d/ fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:52:00 2015 No.12866237 >>12866234 A story to make us forget all the bad stuff he's done? Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:52:00 2015 No.12866238 File: 360 KB, 743x1253, 1397390737928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anubis-chan has some issues.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:52:20 2015 No.12866240 >>12866217 Too bad none of these consoles have any games NO GAAAEEHMS Ahhh

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:52:45 2015 No.12866243

>>12866228
What a lewd kindergartener.
She should probably be spanked on her lewd anubis butt.

>>12866234
What if he creates the most vanilla, lovey-dovey, tender story this thread has ever seen?
Speaking of, what IS the most tender and vanilla story posted here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:53:00 2015 No.12866245 >>12866238 Like an anal fistula?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:53:08 2015 No.12866247 >>12866234 It would, because he's most likely as mad at /mgg/ as it is at him and that'd probably be impossible to happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:53:57 2015 No.12866249 >>12866238 Yeah her feet are always drawn like shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:54:26 2015 No.12866251 >>12866240 >"Hey Ophy!" >"What is it, fart-face?" >"PS3 has no games!!" >The Pharaoh puts on a smug face, thinking she burned Ophy good

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:55:30 2015 No.12866253 >>12866243 She's only writing down what her mother writes down on a note before passing it on to her husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:55:42 2015 No.12866256 >>12866249 .less has drawn a couple of anubis images. He normally draws paws quite well, by my way of thinking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:57:57 2015 No.12866262 >>12866253 Is this like the time she wanted Timmy to be her concubine, because her mother said a concubine was someone who makes you feel good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:57:59 2015 No.12866263 >>12866251 >wii u user >accusing other in having no games U w0t, m8 It needs PC master race MG laughing at plebs Who will be the best PC MG?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 15:58:54 2015 No.12866265 >>12866263 A NEET Oomukade

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:03:03 2015 No.12866280 >>12866263 Mustard Plant Alrune

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:05:08 2015 No.12866286

>>12865208
Looks like a look of contentment there.

>>12865957
There is actual, uncorrected propaganda though. Ads for different MG Businesses. Rather lewd and amusing they are.

>>12866101
I just want to play with Anubis, as always. Though I would ask her why she isn't helping the Pharaoh like she normally would. Did they have a fight?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:11:05 2015 No.12866304 >>12866262 That was Jimmy. >"I kiss Jimmy because it makes me feel good" >"Jimmy makes me feel good too!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:13:37 2015 No.12866307 >>12866304 >mg in kindergarten >already a slut with few lovers at the same time Just as expected from monster scum

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:17:17 2015 No.12866321 >>12866307 Anon they don't know any better. Let them play kiss tag in peace, or bully Timmy like the masochistic cuddleslut he is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:19:59 2015 No.12866330 >>12866321 Can't they at least wait until they're double digits before getting lewd?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:21:06 2015 No.12866336 >>12866307 I often wondered, what are your favorite monstergirl species when you aren't partaking in Paladin shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:22:47 2015 No.12866343 >>12866330 If you want. Part of being a kid though is being naive. >"I saw Mom and Dad wrestling! I want to try it too!" >"Ophy, I just want to play Pokemon in peace..."

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:28:12 2015 No.12866355 [DELETED]

>>12866195
>Dragon gets in shit for cheating.
>Cheats again
Yup. Karen a shit.
Once could maybe, maybe be forgiven, but I'd say that confirms all of anons fears and hate.

She doesn't deserve forgiveness if she can't be loyal to a guy she claims to love. She's shown herself to be nothing but a drunken slut. I hope anon gets away to a happy, post-revenge life with the sheep.

I really wish the Dragon could just be loyal...I'd want a loyal, loving Dragon Waifu...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:28:16 2015 No.12866356 >>12866343 >Months later, her want to play wrestling intensifies >One day when Anon visits her, she takes off her clothes and unbuttons his shirt, and begins wrestling with him >He doesn't know why, but he enjoys it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:29:50 2015 No.12866363 File: 849 KB, 200x148, sin cara.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866356 >she rkos him outta nowhere

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:32:48 2015 No.12866372

>>12866343
>Childhood friend monstergirl
>She likes to wrestle a lot, but you don't really mind, because she's always gentle
>And playing with her makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside
>Especially when she crawls on top of you and starts rolling around with you

Meanwhile, the monstergirl's mother will be watching around a corner, wiping proud tears from her eyes.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:33:39 2015 No.12866381

>Be Little Anon
>Get sent to Monster Girl kindergarten for human/monster societal interjection testing
>Be tugged around by all the girls who want you
>6 months later a human girl is added to continue testing
>She's very sweet and wants to be friends with you because she's scared of the monster girls
>the Oni bully of the class beats her up and takes you from her every time you two are close.
>Oni girl tells you that you are hers until someone takes you from her.
>Go through Elementary School, middle school and majority of High School being owned by the Oni girl
>4th year of High School the human girl from way back when transfers in, now a 3 time World Amateur Kendo champ and 2 time Amateur Woman's MMA champ and challenges the Oni girl to a fight to the death for you.
>BUT WAIT A MINUTE! There's also the Oni's Wyvern friend whose tired of being bossed around by her ALSO wants you and so they have a Triple Threat match for you
How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:34:14 2015 No.12866383 >>12866363 "OW! Why would you do that?" >"S-Sorry, Anon, are you okay?" "That's it. We're not wrestling anymore. I wanna play Tales." What great childhood friends these two will grow up to be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:37:35 2015 No.12866394 >>12866195 Does anybody have anything cute and loving involving a Dragon Waifu for me to read? After reading NTR a shit, I need something to cheer me up...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:37:41 2015 No.12866395 File: 228 KB, 496x700, 1419824285257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866355 >cheating monster girls Into the trash it goes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:38:38 2015 No.12866397 >>12866395 I'm probably going to keep reading it on the thin, thin chance there's a happy ending at the end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:39:41 2015 No.12866403 >>12866381 Cheer for Dragon She's both not human, and the underdog.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:40:43 2015 No.12866408 [DELETED]

>>12866195
That was great, that montage part with the music was especially good. Really set the mood.

And goddam I was hoping for them to get back together, as everyone deserves a second chance(especially as she admits that she truly loves him). But after Karen ended up cheating again it just proves that there is no hope, and as much as she loves him, she only deserves hell for cheating.

A dam shame. Atleast his daughter is truly his.
I kind of fear for the sheep. I'm kind of expecting Karen to end up and harming or even killing her, let's hope that doesn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:41:32 2015 No.12866412 >>12866397 Having NTR in monster girl stories is like trying to have a lion that eats tofu. It's unnatural and it pisses everyone off because it's abuse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:42:30 2015 No.12866413 >>12866195 Well, for certain, I feel that your dialogue needs work. >>12866394 http://pastebin.com/sFjkJcva

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:42:56 2015 No.12866415 >>12866381 Talk to the Tanuki from the class next door about making this into a profitable match, tickets and all, with free food and drinks and a betting bucket

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:43:46 2015 No.12866419 >>12866412 At least someone (apparently?) finally delivered. Every "NTR" story I've read so far had a fakeout into yandere or horror or something.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:45:14 2015 No.12866422

>>12866381

Fuck's sake, fighting ain't gonna solve shit.

If this ever happened I'd sumon my inner pissed off oniborn guy and scold the fuck out of all three of them in public, making sure they go home hanging their heads in embarrassement and shame. I ain't got time for this.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:46:26 2015 No.12866426
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>>12866383
>grow up
>When she gets older and hugs his arm and says
>"Oh, we had so much fun as kids didn't we?"
>"Remember all the times we used to play fight when my parents were out?"
"O-Ophelia, don't mention that in front of the others."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:46:27 2015 No.12866427 File: 1.03 MB, 1280x720, 1420231040855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866336 Meh, there is none Maybe loli vampire But it mostly because of the PLOT red scene

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:46:45 2015 No.12866429 [DELETED]

>>12866419
>Apparently?
Not anything apparent about it. I mean, after the first chapter, with the photos catching her cheating, JAWF teased with a "It was you all along!" but I think that was just a joke because some anons were thinking of "It was a twin!" excuses, etc. etc.

But then the second chapter, she didn't even try to deny cheating.

And now in the third chapter, she cheated all over again, while anon was at home, cuddling with his daughter and a sheep-girl.

So yeah, delivered. NTR a shit.

>>12866413
This, on the other hand, is adorable and actually makes me feel a little better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:48:37 2015 No.12866436 >>12866101 play group tag. Some other lad can rescue junko. Through what process would the lich enhance our reading skills? Mind melding?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:48:50 2015 No.12866438 >>12866429 >she cheated all over again, while anon was at home, cuddling with his daughter and a sheep-girl. >Let's play let's watch mommy take a dozen dicks again, daddy! Horrible and excellent. Horrexcellent.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:49:27 2015 No.12866442 [DELETED]

>>12866195
The first part of this story almost put me off from reading anymore as I thought the story was going full edgemaster. The other parts have made me much more interested on where you are going to take this as this has a much different feel than most other stories posted here. Though it can be somewhat hard to follow what is happening in conversations.

>>12866355
I feel much more pity for Karen than hate. She just seems like a classic tragic character. She does love her husband but is just too weak-willed to control her vices. I don't see a happy end for her but possibly a redeeming end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:49:44 2015 No.12866444 >>12866211 But you're a shota Such a feat is currently beyond your competence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:50:23 2015 No.12866447 >>12866381 three words anon Pay per View

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:52:19 2015 No.12866451 >>12866381 WE GODDA PUSH IT FOR SUMMERSLAM

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:52:47 2015 No.12866454 >>12866442 >I don't see a happy end for her but possibly a redeeming end. The rest of her life in a highly reinforced penitentiary, in total solitude, while receiving pictures of Anon, his weresheep waifu, and daughter(s).

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:52:57 2015 No.12866457 [DELETED]

>>12866442
>Redeeming end.
That would be nice-ish, I suppose.
Even if she doesn't deserve to make up with anon, maybe she could at least leave him with herself under control, to a future where she's able to be happy with someone she hasn't stabbed in the back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:53:56 2015 No.12866461 >>12866451 Matt, go back to fawning over your big-titted eagle harpy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:55:42 2015 No.12866465 >>12866457 Redeeming end for NTR is shit. She should just become a cumdump in Faceless Fat Man #62's basement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:56:08 2015 No.12866468 >>12866461 >big-titted eagle harpy. I want her to be my mother, my aunt and my sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:56:37 2015 No.12866470 File: 267 KB, 1280x720, ss_8d26d27426fdfe46b252cb21bcdcbde64c44fb3d.1920x1080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there is game with lewd catgirls who you can dick >on steam >with "boobs physics when window moves" option GGAAABBEEEEN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:57:51 2015 No.12866475 >>12866470 It's not half life 3, but it will do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:58:06 2015 No.12866477 >>12866454 Didn't it say that the weresheep already has a boyfriend?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:58:55 2015 No.12866479 [DELETED]

>>12866195
Y'know, the only way I could think of this NTR being "Alright" even remotely, were if here "Weakness" from the musical bit were guys that looked exactly like anon, and she only strayed because he stopped loving her.

But I know that's not true, because anon is a pale-skinned Englishman with a nice mustache, not some olive-skinned, emerald-eyed Adonis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:59:02 2015 No.12866480 >>12866477 THE NTR KEEPS HABBENING

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 16:59:27 2015 No.12866482 >>12866477 Ah, I don't really remember.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:00:02 2015 No.12866486 [DELETED]

>>12866477
No, that's the Dragon's assistant. I'm not sure what her species is actually, but her name is Erika, the weresheep is Elizabeth.

And it's also kinda implied that anon and the weresheep might've had a thing in the past, before he met the dragon too...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:01:07 2015 No.12866489 >>12866461 Liam used the joke more than Matt. Reminder that we probably are the reason Liam never talks about Monster Girls anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:01:17 2015 No.12866490 >>12866470 https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1832360 >not getting all the achievements

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:01:46 2015 No.12866494 >>12866480 We might as well go full NTR at this point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:02:00 2015 No.12866495 >>12866470 Since when does UPS send MGs? this some amazon thing I don't know about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:02:26 2015 No.12866496 File: 124 KB, 450x334, now we're talking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12865376

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:03:09 2015 No.12866500 >>12866494 >story where both the husband and wife try to NTR each other >they mail each other the gangbang fucktape on the same day Let's go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:04:34 2015 No.12866507 >>12866413 >Discovering strict Dragon Teacher is actually an adorable, dorky nerd. Can we talk more about this? All the NTR talk hurts my heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:06:13 2015 No.12866514 File: 56 KB, 896x504, 0926a052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866507 Sure Let's talk about this guy and his happy family

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:07:16 2015 No.12866515 >>12866507 I know. >Implying a Dragon would NTR in the first place. A succuslut I would get, but not a Dragon. That's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:07:46 2015 No.12866520 >>12866500 NTR a shit. >>12866507 Strict girls with a soft side are my favorite. >>12866514 You're wasting images, AND shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:07:53 2015 No.12866521 >>12866514 ...first off, fuck you. Second, is this one of those ones with "Blue" in the title? Even if it isn't, I just want to ask, why do so many NTR series have "Blue" in the title? What about "Blue" connotes NTR?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:09:58 2015 No.12866525 >>12866514 >pic >absolutelyharam.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:10:26 2015 No.12866528 >>12866521 Blue=sadness=betrayal=NTR Is is really that hard?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:10:28 2015 No.12866529 [DELETED]

>>12866477
Nope

>>12866486
From what I understand anon met Karen a few years before he met Elize. What he does say is that they both know that they like eachother. And that they would have gotten together if it wasnt for the fact that he met Karen first.
His love for Karen was geruine aswell though.

I both despise and feel bad for Karen. She truly does love anon but is weak-willed which is destroying her. I dont want her to get a bad end, but she really does need to learn a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:12:10 2015 No.12866536 >>12866514 Is it wrong that I originally fapped to gifs of this without knowing it had NTR? And that I still do by disassociating it with NTR?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:14:39 2015 No.12866544 >>12866529 I always thought it was a nickname for the sheep. I should pay more attention next time. >>12866536 yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:16:32 2015 No.12866551 >>12866544 Well, fuck it. I'm quitting cold turkey. Starting right...after I fap one more time, and I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:16:59 2015 No.12866553 >>12866536 No NTR is love NTR is life Now you have 2 ways. You either lose your face and becomes faceless NTRer or wimpy NTRed faggot The choice is your What is your answer?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:17:30 2015 No.12866558 [DELETED]

>>12866195
Y'know something actually?
Karen might be a shitty wife, but Anon's a shitty husband too.

Like, when he finds out she cheated on him, he doesn't question why, or try to talk with her about it, try to get to the bottom of their problems. No, instead, he begins an inane revenge scheme of ignoring her and depriving her of all love and intimacy. Which of course drives her to cheat again when he isn't at dinner with her.

And then, back in chapter 1, when he got raped by the Oni, he was fucking monologuing about how good her cunt felt, better than his wife's even. Yes, he reflected that it was "Wrong", because she wasn't his wife, but he still enjoyed himself outside of the full-out torture.

And at least Karen feels deep, "I need to try and soak in a shower to remove the filthy", shame for her actions and choices.

>>	Peterdnzl Fri Jan 2 17:17:54 2015 No.12866560 File: 104 KB, 712x1000, get some.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New update to Spider and the Fly, line 2028 now with intrigue!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:18:00 2015 No.12866561 >>12866553 Can I just...not have an NTR-involved life period? I think that'd be best end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:21:27 2015 No.12866569 >>12866558 >talking to a slut who NTRed you >not immediately kicking her out of your house Cuckold confirmed I bet you would believe her if she said it's somehow your fault or other bullshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:22:22 2015 No.12866575 >>12866553 Depends. Do I get to fuck her afterwards if I'm the faggot?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:24:50 2015 No.12866583 [DELETED]

>>12866558
You have a point yeah. Though keep in mind that theres allot of shit going on aswell. And that it only has been 3 days after he discovered it. People need some time to recollect after such things happen.

In any case, in the monologe there is the statement:
>I keep doing this to her
so I doubt he would keep it up.

But yeah ignoring her isnt exactly clever, and punishing others never works. Talking it out would have been wait better.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:26:21 2015 No.12866590 [DELETED]

>>12866569
>Somehow your fault
Well, the second time, maybe. As I pointed out, if anon weren't so interested in his revenge plot against her, she wouldn't have cheated that night.

Whether she would've cheated on subsequent nights, even after making up with him...well, that's a matter of trust, and the current route she's on clearly shows that she has not earned the right to his trust at all.

Whether she'd still be on that route if they had made up is a "What if" which we will likely never know.

JAWF Fri Jan 2 17:26:23 2015 No.12866591 [DELETED]

>>12866394
The roller coaster of Monster girl stories has to come down sometimes.

>>12866408
All things in time.
But thank you, I'm happy you liked it. I was thinking it was actually going to be very hard to understand, and I didn't work to much on it as it was a spur of the moment

>>12866413
Noted, I'll try to see what I can do. I do have this habit where I split narrative and character thoughts in alternating sentences.

>>12866479
I'm trying to leave as much info about MC Anon as blank as possible so you (The reader) can instil whatever you want, hence all the "_____"

>>12866479
I used Olive as a derogatory term for "darker than average" not so much full on roastedtomatoandgarlicItalian, thats my fault

>>12866429
Not all stories are meant to be happy stories anon

>>12866558
SOMEONE GETS IT

>>12866442
At what point did you think it started becoming Bismuth? Maybe its just this part that has you off as this one was only meant to be a jumpstarter for as to what happens in p4, as I said this one (3) wouldn't be all that interesting I had to start over a few times because I hated the dialogue I came up for with Karen in the beginning

I think I missed someone that I wanted to reply to

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:30:10 2015 No.12866601 File: 48 KB, 1913x491, A Problem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866591 >tfw half of these replies are me. I think I have a problem.

>>	JAWF Fri Jan 2 17:31:48 2015 No.12866608 >>12866601 Your good G. I was just giving a reply to each individual 'question' or such

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:31:54 2015 No.12866610 >>12866560 Ah, so this bridges into the stories prologue. Shit will go down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:36:04 2015 No.12866624 >>12866608 Still, lotta those "Questions" were me, and I'm clearly hung up on this. Goddamn. Maybe it's just cause I like Dragons so much that I'm getting in such a tizzy about it. I need to go find more cute dragon stories. Try and calm myself down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:38:56 2015 No.12866636 >Clean freak Beelzebub in a maid outfit Yes? No? Cleaning competition with a Kikimora to see who gets to be Anon's wife?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:39:00 2015 No.12866637 >>12866624 >Maybe it's just cause I like Dragons so much that I'm getting in such a tizzy about it. Careful anon, next thing you know you'll be sending poop to KC in the mail. Again? Je accuse

>>	JAWF Fri Jan 2 17:42:15 2015 No.12866645 >>12866624 >>12866624 It just shows me your interested in my story and that I do need to continue. Which inspires me to do better. But after 10k words in a day and no sleep. I need a break

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:43:29 2015 No.12866648 [DELETED]

>>12866637
Okay, I love Dragons.

But that Fermented Apples faggot actually took personal offense to the very concept of KC's Dragon Girls. I like 'em. Love 'em. And I just can't help but feel terribly saddened by the whole situation of this story and-

See this is what people mean when they say escapism isn't healthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:44:43 2015 No.12866651 >>12866645 A rightfully earned rest indeed. Damn, wish I were so inspired. Really aught to continue my own writings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:47:40 2015 No.12866658 >>12866651 >tfw completely lost drive to write about monstergirls >Still have a story to finish but can't think of anything The guilt is almost overwhelming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:48:19 2015 No.12866659 >>12866658 I'm on that boat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:48:45 2015 No.12866662 >>12866591 I was talking about part 1 setting off my edgy alarm with the child torture, should have made that more clear. I liked learning more about the characters this chapter and want to see righteous anger revenge mode from the MC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:49:29 2015 No.12866664 >>12866658 > computer asploded > lost 10k words of dragon story > can't remember / summon the will to do it all again The pain is much more than physical

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:50:59 2015 No.12866667 Is it possible to make a trip through a jungle unraped if you are alone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:51:31 2015 No.12866671 >>12866658 Do people read your story? People don't read mine much at all, so the guilt is far lessened. I'm really only letting myself down. >>12866664 What was it about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:51:43 2015 No.12866672 >>12866664 What Dragon story?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:51:59 2015 No.12866673 >>12866667 Be an ugly faggot. Basically typical anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:52:16 2015 No.12866676 >>12866664 > computer asploded > lost 10k words of dragon story Dropbox, mang. Cloud services can save your shit from asploding computers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:53:33 2015 No.12866682 >>12866560 Finally. Kudos for adding Wonderland monsters whilst keeping the unhinged angle to them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:54:07 2015 No.12866686 >>12866671 Some people do, and I fear they might waiting for something new, which makes matters worse on my end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:55:49 2015 No.12866687 >>12866658 I feel the same way. I haven't updated my main story in a good few months but I feel it's complete trash regardless. I'm tempted to scrap it and start again.

JAWF Fri Jan 2 17:56:18 2015 No.12866690 [DELETED]

>>12866662
>>12866662

Oh yeah, I don't deny that one bit that I was using p1 to grow some artificial Bismuth, no doubt.

But I did that to have an immediate 'shock value' of torture the daughteru to give MC a strong motivation to do the things he does over the course of the story.

That and everyone treats NTR and daughteru torture as the worst sins, and it would be cliche'd to see it in action. It is still a breath of fresh air simply because no one does it, and thats where I wanted to bring the story from. Something that might actually happen in a seedy MGC underworld. Hence why the child torture is also another MGT sin of Yuri

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 17:56:37 2015 No.12866691 >>12866560 it just occurred I didn't post the pastebin link http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:00:19 2015 No.12866702 >Vitamin Quest Just got done playing this game and it's absolute heresy, like elves could be that assertive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:02:07 2015 No.12866710 >>12866702 I kinda want an eroge where the elves are the ones raping the orcs. Or at least actively seeking them out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:04:06 2015 No.12866715 >>12866702 Elves are all sluts who get in situations where they'll be "raped" or prey upon lone male travelers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:04:16 2015 No.12866716 >>12866710 It's a long time since I played, but I think that IS vitamin quest

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:04:58 2015 No.12866718

>>12866702
>Elves will always be the ones subject to rape.
>We will never have something that involves an Elf non-consensually domming a human boy.
>Alp is the only one doing something worthwhile with an Elf, a Dark Elf no less.
>>12866710
http://exhentai.org/g/540542/01b927f15b/
http://exhentai.org/g/724884/b4ee2e65d9/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:05:05 2015 No.12866719 >>12866710 Vitamin Quest is sort of that, the elves goal is to get impregnated by as many people or monsters as possible and can pretty much invite orcs to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:07:20 2015 No.12866722 File: 343 KB, 1200x1727, 007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866715 True

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:09:27 2015 No.12866732 I know I have posted this several threads ago, but I am curious to see if there are any changes. Your waifu has been afflicted with a condition, one where something of hers will continuously grow, but you get to decide what that is. What is that part?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:10:25 2015 No.12866733 [DELETED]

>>12866590
I think all this is more Karen's fault for being spoiled.

I mean, three days -- a mere three days -- of cold shoulder for who knows how many months or years of cheating. That's more than a reasonable response.

But because she's a Don that she's used to getting what she wants, immediately, and smiles and bows all around. So she doesn't have the patience/diligence to give him space to cool down before cheating again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:11:04 2015 No.12866738 >>12866732 She's an Oomukade so I guess her tail is the best choice it'd just be a matter of digging more room for her in the cave between venom fuelled sex sessions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:13:00 2015 No.12866747 >>12866722 Elves are truly at the bottom of the sexual food chain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:13:16 2015 No.12866749 >>12866733 A fair point indeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:14:22 2015 No.12866753 >>12866667 >>12866673 Or be an asshole. Once again, typical anon. >>12866732 Easy. Her love for me

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:14:24 2015 No.12866754

Have I ever told you all about one of the darkest periods of time when the MGs first came into this world of ours?
This was an event that was sealed from history . never meant to be revealed.
I feel it is time we need to bring this back to light, and let you all know about it.

When the first MG cities were built there was a serious shortage of men for all the ladies, some one who name has long since been forgotten and struck from history had this brilliant idea to recruit people from the Internet.
There was this human message board devoted to people who didn't even consider liking MGs as a fetish, so they tracked down all those people and moved them en-mass to one of the cities.

What they forgot to take into consideration about these Internet posters would bring about a dark and terrible war.

(cont)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:15:00 2015 No.12866756 File: 177 KB, 600x748, 1294861761254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866732 Do you really need to ask?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:15:20 2015 No.12866759 >>12866722 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:16:30 2015 No.12866763 >>12866732 This anon gets me, right in the heart. >>12866753

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:19:48 2015 No.12866778

>>12866754
They were mostly all slobs.
They attracted all the MGs that desire those that crave the slobs and filth,and they began to fight over them.

Imagine if you can entire formations of Kikimora facing off against the other filth lovers, armed in their resplendent Battle maid gear, finely cleaned and detailed brooms, ready to face down any who would come near them.

facing them, all those nasty filthy creatures the toilet lickers, the centipede things and the most horrible of all weapons !

The Roombas

The great Kikimora war would begin!

Coming soon to a theater near you!

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:21:50 2015 No.12866793
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Reminder that if Elves ever came to our world, perhaps in a year that may or may not be 2017, they'd be on the top of the food chain and become unstoppable not too long after.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:22:41 2015 No.12866797 >>12866793 >Elfs >Unstoppable

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:22:51 2015 No.12866798 >>12866793 Elves couldn't even beat humans in a fight, let alone the other MGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:23:32 2015 No.12866803 >>12866793 I want an Elf to rape me, and have little Elf daughterus with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:23:55 2015 No.12866804 >>12866778 And Beelzebubs, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:24:04 2015 No.12866807 >>12866793 >That puffy vulva I'm fine with this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:24:14 2015 No.12866808 File: 188 KB, 800x800, 1395678941038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866793 I, for one, would welcome our new Elf Overlords.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:24:15 2015 No.12866809 >>12866793 >Still using bows and living in forests >Unstoppable Alright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:24:35 2015 No.12866811 >>12866195 I was hoping that Hilde would'nt be his daughter. How would him have reacted after knowing thay everything around him was just a pretty lie. Well, good chapter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:24:53 2015 No.12866813 >>12866195 She cheated again. AGAIN. I tried to read this even when I hate NTR but I can't stand it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:25:27 2015 No.12866814 >>12866793 pfft

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:27:20 2015 No.12866821 >>12866808 >Wanting Overlords.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:27:32 2015 No.12866822 File: 542 KB, 859x1452, 1412775367637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Will you surrender for me please?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:28:10 2015 No.12866823 >>12866664 The HDD is likely salvagable anon. Just remove it from the old comp and put it in a new one. And if the HDD itself broke, then it's likely easily repairable aswell if you are willing to get your hands dirty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:28:17 2015 No.12866824 >>12866793 they stop being unstoppable once you begin to bully them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:29:18 2015 No.12866828 >>12866822 Who are you and how did you get in my house?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:29:42 2015 No.12866830 >>12866822 I'll make you surrender to my mouth kissing your most sensitive areas,

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:29:56 2015 No.12866832 [DELETED]

>>12866813
Personally, that's why I love it.

Almost every story we see nowadays usually -- but not always -- falls into either

1) Happily Ever After
2) Trolling badends

We almost never see cheating-based suffering as a serious dramatic device in a story. It almost feels new and innovative, at least compared to most /mgt/ stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:30:22 2015 No.12866836 >>12866828 >"Its 2017 silly, so, will you surrender to me now? It will be a lot of fun for us both"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:30:39 2015 No.12866837 >>12866822 Ladies first.

JAWF Fri Jan 2 18:31:02 2015 No.12866838 [DELETED]

>>12866811
>>12866811

Honestly? Probably would've just peaced the scene. Otherwise that'd be him staying with a woman he didn't love that would cheat on him alot and if he cheated Karen would probably kill him and his love affair.

Or option B) Kidnap Hilde and defend what remained of her innocence to the death seeing that the mob would've sent hit squads after him, either way BAD END

>>12866813
>>12866813

Just hold my hand Anon, together we shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death, knowing that there must be an end

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:31:42 2015 No.12866840 >>12866823 This is actually what I'm trying to do. Just have to get my hands on an old tower where it doesn't matter if/when I break everything while trying to slot foreign components in. > tfw not /g/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:34:02 2015 No.12866844 >>12866836 For what purpose, woman? And where the fuck are your pants? Have you no shame?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:35:00 2015 No.12866848 >>12866759 http://exhentai.org/s/a469e4bff9/689748-77 You don't need to thank me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:35:01 2015 No.12866849 >>12866822 >"DO I LOOK LIKE FRANCE TO YOU!?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:35:03 2015 No.12866850 >>12866732 >>12866753 This. That or her hair. Hair over one eye is cute.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:36:21 2015 No.12866853
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>>12866797
Unstoppable in multiple ways.

>>12866798
>

>>12866809
>Elves obtain guns
>They engineer their own that can shoot magic boolets

Admit it, humanity would be scared shitless of other MGs while they'd be fine allying with Elves.

Except that's the problem, normal MGs are straightforward and "honest" while Elves are the Empire building, army assembling, MagiTech creating monsters of the world.

I bet they'd have their own seat in the U.N. and everything before they strike so hard that all of the super powers would be unable to properly retaliate.

Humanity dooming itself by trusting them is a guarantee.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:36:38 2015 No.12866854 >>12866822 You want me to surrender? You're gonna have to make me. Fight me for control.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:38:41 2015 No.12866859 >>12866840 it's like lego anon. But watch some guides first before doing anything. there are also cablessets out there for 5-10$ that allow you to connect a HDD with an usb. look it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:39:05 2015 No.12866861 File: 60 KB, 850x478, a12f896064329da9d5db51d5a4a82982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866822 Suuuuree Let me give you a back massage

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:39:05 2015 No.12866862 [DELETED]

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>>12866832
The point is that monster girls don't cheat. Never. That's for me the best part about them, and even with that I tried to read it. Once for the sake of the story? Ok. Two? Fucking no.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

>>12866838
If your next work has NTR again I will hunt you down.

You don't want an anon to hate you, right?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:39:16 2015 No.12866863 [DELETED]

>>12866832
Indeed so. The genuine, lasting suffering makes it a far more interesting read than just stereotypical, quickie-doujin stuff, like say, the quick Dragon NTR Greentext Aftyn wrote forever ago.

>>12866838
>Walk through the valley of the shadow of death, knowing that there must be an end.
God I hope so. I hope to see a light at some point in all of this.

Even if Karen and Anon are both awful people, I still hope for something more than just suffering by the end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:41:01 2015 No.12866871 >>12866838 I was imagining a very complex and cold revenge plot with a scene where Anon got furious and say somenthing like: "She is not my daughter !"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:41:31 2015 No.12866872 >>12866832 Suffering is delicious

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:42:41 2015 No.12866875

>>12866853

>Admit it, humanity would be scared shitless of X

Haah, waaw.

Nigga, humanity is best known for completely anhillating anything that showed to be slightly smarter than the average animal or proved to be a threat.

I don't wanna start a HFY discussion but you're kinda underestimating mankind.

>>	JAWF Fri Jan 2 18:42:44 2015 No.12866876 >>12866871 I can always go back and do "What-If" scenarios.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:43:31 2015 No.12866879 [DELETED]

>>12866838
Don't know if it's been brought up, but it certainly feels like you've introduced too many characters too quickly, to the point I have to backtrack to remember who is who. Just something to think about in the future.

But what's done is done as far as this story. So any chance of getting a brief character sheet slapped together at least?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:44:02 2015 No.12866882 >>12866875 humanity is also infectious.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:44:36 2015 No.12866884 [DELETED]

>>12866862
>The point is that monster girls don't cheat. Never. That's for me the best part about them, and even with that I tried to read it. Once for the sake of the story? Ok. Two? Fucking no.
>Is nothing sacred anymore?
This. Loyalty is one of THE cornerstones of monster girls. Without that, they're just exotic 3DPD. There's no point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:45:29 2015 No.12866887 File: 44 KB, 599x417, PunsYouGuys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12866853 I'm just gonna leave this here..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:45:32 2015 No.12866888 >>12866876 Nah, I think "What-Ifs" would just spoil things at this point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:46:07 2015 No.12866892 >>12866862 >>12866884 >The point is that monster girls don't cheat. Never. That's for me the best part about them Irrefutable truth regardless of canon.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:47:08 2015 No.12866896 [DELETED]

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>>12866862
>The point is that monster girls don't cheat. Never.

Even under MGE rules, it's only when they get to that weird semen-addiction-slash-unable-to-feel-pleasure-from-anything-else emotional-dependency thing that monsters conflate with "marriage" that they never cheat.

But putting the ring on her finger doesn't do that in and of itself. You, and even she, might think you're happily married, but then along comes Chad Thundercock and it turns out she actually wasn't all that super-into-you after all.

Don't decieve yourself, anon. There are no brakes on the suffering train.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:47:11 2015 No.12866897 >>12866884 >>12866892 No, the point of MGE monster girls is that they don't cheat. People are allowed to be original. But if grown up drama is too mean for you, just don't read the story and stay in your hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:47:31 2015 No.12866900 So i haven't really taken part in monster girl threads since a couple months before they got taken off of /a/, have i missed anything important?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:48:04 2015 No.12866904 [DELETED]

>>12866862
>>12866884
Honestly, I think at least an occasional story portraying MGs as having and giving into normal temptations is a good thing.

Sure, it can hurt, but for every person who gives in to temptation, there are many more who resist and remain truly loyal to what they love. Hearing about the travails of those who give in and hurt themselves and their loved ones like that, just makes me appreciate those who are loyal and loving all the more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:48:12 2015 No.12866905 >>12866887 For a moment there, the thumbnail made it look like she was in a sea of cannabis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:48:26 2015 No.12866908 >>12866853 >humanity would be scared shitless Maybe And you know what humanity will do if it's gets scared by non-human threat? Nuke it to the radioactive dust I doubt elven magic can handle hundreds of nuclear bombs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:49:02 2015 No.12866910 >>12866882 Shut Up Agent Smith.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:49:27 2015 No.12866913 >>12866900 NTR is a okay thing now and is actually liked by people saying it's innovate and original Enjoy your stay

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:49:30 2015 No.12866915 We cannot have healing with out first having suffering. So occasionally it's ok.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:49:30 2015 No.12866916 >>12866896 >>>/facebook/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:50:08 2015 No.12866917 >>12866905 The best kind of sea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:50:48 2015 No.12866921 >>12866896 >Chad Thundercock >Not Blast Hardcheese, Stuff Junkman, Buff Plankchest, Dirk Hardpec, or even Big McLargehuge Please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:51:13 2015 No.12866923 >>12866915 Healing a shit Only suffering Only hardcore >>12866896 This

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:51:14 2015 No.12866924 File: 93 KB, 396x426, d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:52:07 2015 No.12866929 >>12866896 The fuck are you saying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:52:14 2015 No.12866930 >>12866896 >not your fellow neighbor Fatso Facelesson

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:52:36 2015 No.12866932 [DELETED]

>>12866913
NTR when done intriguingly and actually originally, like JAWF is doing can be alright. It's a genuine discussion starter at least.

Compare with say, stereotypical, 100% Hentai-Doujin NTR, which is always a shit. For a deliberate example, see Aftyn's old Dragon Bully NTR story.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:52:43 2015 No.12866934 [DELETED]

>>12866897

>NTR
>Grown up drama

More like overused concept present in most drama stories.

I'm surprised that the thread didn't devolve into a shitstorm by the sheer mention of monstergirls betraying their loved ones. Your ad hominem ain't gonna help you much here, even less once the more vocal anons show up and see all this stuff. You haven't seen shit yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:53:14 2015 No.12866939 >>12866929 The Truth

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:53:38 2015 No.12866942 >>12866915 Agreed. Let us hope there actually is healing, and not just suffering to the bitter end...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:53:49 2015 No.12866943 >>12866897 bait harder, faget

JAWF Fri Jan 2 18:53:57 2015 No.12866945 [DELETED]

>>12866879
>>12866879

I see your point, but alot of them have names for the sake of having names. I got tired of saying "This werecat, that Wolf, these Oni's" Most of them have a name for the sake of having a name. Kinda like a video games random name generator.

Really your only dealing with:
MC Anon
Karen
Hildegarde
Elizabeth

Minors being:
Meli the bear (which is greek for honey)
Anura the Cat
Allison the Wolf
Erika the PA Cyclops
Helen the Minotaur

Nameless:
Oni, Mousegirl, Ushi, Mantis

I might be missing a few, but the point stands is that alot of the characters are just anmed to give the world a little bit of life. Don't worry friend, your not missing anything

>1286XXXX posts complaining about NTR

Life isn't all roses and farting daisies, I know its not what most people want or like, but those subjects don't make a bad narrative.

If anything it humanizes them and puts them on a level with us. Allowing them to be more relatable than programmed machines that are taught you are their god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:55:41 2015 No.12866950 File: 62 KB, 594x383, 1378172468719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah, let's accept some NTR stories. I'm sure that won't encourage NTRfags to start more shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:56:48 2015 No.12866953 >>12866945 >more relatable than programmed machines that are taught you are their god. But muh hugbox.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:57:33 2015 No.12866957 [DELETED]

>>12866945
>If anything it humanizes them and puts them on a level with us.
Eh, I'm not frothing at the mouth about NTR, but this I dislike.
I like my monstergirls NOT humanized. Its their differences that make them intriguing. If I wanted humanized waifus I'd be in... any of the other threads in /jp/ or /a/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:58:07 2015 No.12866958 >>12866945 >muh mature story >muh real world Most people is not here for that, as you said.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:59:22 2015 No.12866960 Jesus Christ I just want to read the damn mob story, if you don't like the content of it you can just not read it the same as any other story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:59:23 2015 No.12866962 >>12866945 I'm still allowed to hope for some kind of vague Good End, right? It's not gonna be suffering and Drunken Slutty Dragon NTR to the bitter end, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:59:24 2015 No.12866963 >>12866897 NTR is both a shit, and a lazy and idiotic way to write suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 18:59:32 2015 No.12866964 >>12866957 >>12866958 These.

JAWF Fri Jan 2 19:00:10 2015 No.12866967 [DELETED]

>>12866958
>>12866958

And thats their preference. When I started writing this story, it is just the route I wanted to take. I build a truck put gas in it and drove by to see if anyone liked my ride.

Its their decision if they want to jump into the bed of my truck and come along for the ride or maybe buy a car they prefer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:00:50 2015 No.12866970 >>12866950 NTR is love NTR is life I love tears of hugbox babies who cry about their mg waifu being just as slut as 3dpd Need more MGE NTR

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:01:01 2015 No.12866972 >>12866963 this too

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:01:03 2015 No.12866973 [DELETED]

>>12866896
>>12866923

This is a place of fantasies, where anons can dream of their perfect waifus in a variety of what-if situations. Be it healing or suffering, there is one thing that keeps us enthralled in wandering in this dreamland that is the world of monstergirls, the one thing that greatly differentiates them from 3DPD, the most basic concept that makes them desirable and loveable, that gives us hope: Loyalty.

You're trying to ruin that concept, and by doing that, you're trying to ruin the concept of monstergirls altogether.

NTR is not welcome here. Stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:01:44 2015 No.12866976 >>12866963 >NTR is both a shit, and a lazy and idiotic way to write suffering This. You can do suffering without NTR, but since it's the easiest way to make people mad and write something you guys use it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:02:01 2015 No.12866978 >>12866958 This, i spend all of my time not at work or asleep online to escape the real world, not emulate it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:02:16 2015 No.12866981 >>12866970 Oh please, no one is dumb enough for a bait this obvious..

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:02:38 2015 No.12866983 [DELETED]

>>12866963
I dunno, the reason I find it investing in this case is that it's not just Anon suffering in this case.

The "Cheating Dragon" is suffering too. She loves him, but she feels so deprived of love and intimacy now, that she seeks it elsewhere, even for a moment, and even if it makes her feel like shit in the long run.

Though as >>12866733 pointed out, the fact she was so quick to feel so lonely, even if she regretted it afterwards, shows a rather spoilt, even dare I say, loose manner about her.

All in all though, the lesson here is simple.

Love your Dragon Waifu Gentlemen. Love her always, and keep her close. You're supposed to be her treasure, and she yours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:03:10 2015 No.12866986 Guys I'm sat here drinking cheap beer and the thought just hit me, what would a drunk Oomukade be like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:04:05 2015 No.12866992 >>12866986 still gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:04:42 2015 No.12866996 >>12866876 If you can. Do it. But finish your writing first, let us see what gonna happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:05:02 2015 No.12866997 >>12866963 >>12866976 >All X must be Y C'mon, now you're just being lazy. If you're going to shitpost at least try and put some semi-founded reasoning behind it instead of just slapping on absolutist statements and false dichotomy fallacies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:05:57 2015 No.12867000 >>12866973 I welcome our NTR overlords NTR is here to stay De with it, granpa

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:06:16 2015 No.12867002 >>12866997 >If you're going to shitpost >shitpost What the fuck am I reading?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:06:52 2015 No.12867007 >>12866997 >shitposter calls others shitposters get new bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:07:44 2015 No.12867009 >>12866997 >If you're going to shitpost What? Isn't that what JAWFs NTRfags are doing right now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:07:52 2015 No.12867010 >>12866986 She'd drool a little bit, lose motor control over her legs when she's not focusing on them, then start crying and hiccuping into your shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:07:58 2015 No.12867012 >>12866986 >flushed face >throws away her usual awkwardness and is awfully forward >she doesn't stutter as much as usual but her speech is adorably slurred due to the alcohol And adding saliva to the mix would leave her a complete mess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:08:07 2015 No.12867014 This is some Cheshire style trolling going on here, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:08:29 2015 No.12867017 >>12867009 He's one of them, don't reply.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:08:57 2015 No.12867019 >>12867014 Schrödinger's shitposters

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:09:23 2015 No.12867020 >>12867014 >Cheshire style trolling Might as well drop this here then. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47914918

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:09:34 2015 No.12867021 I know there's at least one guy that loves to drink our tears but doesn't even like NTR. I know you're out there motherfucker.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:10:18 2015 No.12867024 [DELETED]

>>12867002
>>12867007

Saying, "It's bad writing because it's NTR" is shitposting. It's like saying, "All fantasy settings must be bad," or "All action movies must be good."

It should go without saying that having one element doesn't make anything automatically good or bad in its own right, but rather, how it's applied.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:11:12 2015 No.12867026 >>12867020 This was shitposted at the beginning of the thread, dumbfuck. >>12867024 NTRfag pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:11:57 2015 No.12867030 >>12867024 >>12866967 NTR and suffering a shit. Deal with it.

>>	JAWF Fri Jan 2 19:12:37 2015 No.12867033 >>12867009 >>12867017 What the fuck man, I'm not trying to divide the community or anything. I'm just doing something that I thought would be fun. People are smart enough to decide if they want to read my stuff and continue reading it or not

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:14:03 2015 No.12867034 >>12866986 Her meek and vulnerable appearance plus her awkwardness would be tossed right out, and she'd be bitter, but slurred. Adorable, but very bitter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:14:11 2015 No.12867035 File: 4 KB, 125x125, 1420044456082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867033 You brought them here, man. Just as Bob did with his ilk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:14:40 2015 No.12867037 >>12864569 I'd written a few chapters of a hardboiled MGC private eye but ended up stopping after my brother died. Gonna pick up again this next week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:15:06 2015 No.12867040 >>12867035 People who were just talking about how the NTR is alright for properly done suffering is one thing. The real shitposting began when it was, "All NTR is shit!" and then "All NTR a best!" and so on and so forth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:15:18 2015 No.12867041 >>12867033 >People are smart enough Uh-huh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:15:59 2015 No.12867045 >>12867033 People are smart enought to know if what they're writing is appropiate to the place where they want to post it. Looks like you aren't one of those.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:16:28 2015 No.12867048 >>12867040 >NTR >Properly done

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:16:36 2015 No.12867049 [DELETED]

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>>12866973
>You're trying to ruin that concept, and by doing that, you're trying to ruin the concept of monstergirls altogether.

Not all of us came here for fantasies of idyllic family bliss beside a comfort blanket with tits, anon.

Some of us are fantasising about being snatched in the twilight, milked for genetic material all night long by an evil, lusty fiend of the shadows, and then dumped in a ditch with the tattered shreds of your pants, shivering and violated, until your rubbery legs regain the strength for the long, shame-ridden stagger home.

Indeed, back in the ancient days of the fandom MOST of us were looking for that sort of kink, and there was nary a waifu-fag to be seen. If anyone's ruined a concept, it's you and your Quest For Monogamy And Daughterus.

But, since I'm not a faggot, I'm not going to spend hours arguing "no U ruined MY fetish" with you. I will simply say that Not Everyone's Fetishes Are Your Fetishes, and some of us aren't loyalty fetishists at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:17:27 2015 No.12867055 >>12867033 funny man, reminder that autists are not real people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:18:51 2015 No.12867060 >>12867024 NTR is to suffering as the gross-out is to horror: overdone, low-hanging fruit. >>12867033 See >>12867035 >>12867030 NTR is shit, but saying all suffering is shit seems a bit much. >>12867037 Sorry for your loss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:19:41 2015 No.12867064 What's the difference between a turtle monstergirl and a tortoise monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:19:41 2015 No.12867065 >>12867040 NTR is almost always a cheap way to write suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:21:10 2015 No.12867070 You can't pull your NTR stuff here. /jp/ is weaponized autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:21:27 2015 No.12867071 >>12867064 one swims

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:21:39 2015 No.12867072 Holy crap. This guys is gonna be called bob 2.0 soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:21:50 2015 No.12867074 >>12867035 What is this? A bitches and whores for ants?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:21:54 2015 No.12867075 [DELETED]

>>12867035
We've all seen this cycle before. First it began with manticores, amazons, daughteru incest, Sabbath/loli, male/femdom, Ushi-oni killing, etc.

They'll aggressively shitpost for a few days, during which people will start ironically shitposting ("NTR is love, life, etc), then people will stop caring. Just let them cry all they want, it won't get the stuff banned or removed from the board unless it's genuinely off-topic in regards to monster girls.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:23:24 2015 No.12867079 [DELETED]

>>12867049
Being violated and dumped isn't the same as being betrayed. People tend to hate traitors above all else; that's why dante wrote the innermost circle of hell as being reserved for betrayers. I don't come here to hate monster girls, I come here to love them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:24:35 2015 No.12867081 >>12867064 Turtles usually stay in or near the sea. Tortoises stay exclusively on land. Then you have terrapins, who tend to live in the swamps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:25:19 2015 No.12867084 Does the story have real NTR or is the wife being a whore?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:26:16 2015 No.12867089 >>12867064 One can swim, the other can't Alternatively, one can be friends with the underwater Mamono, the other can live for a billion years

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:26:17 2015 No.12867090 >>12867049 >Indeed, back in the ancient days of the fandom MOST of us were looking for that sort of kink, and there was nary a waifu-fag to be seen. Ancient days? Where? Back in /a/? The homeland of waifushit? Huh. So this is how you identify bait.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:26:30 2015 No.12867092 [DELETED]

>>12867049
>Some of us are fantasising about being snatched in the twilight, milked for genetic material all night long by an evil, lusty fiend of the shadows, and then dumped in a ditch with the tattered shreds of your pants, shivering and violated, until your rubbery legs regain the strength for the long, shame-ridden stagger home
What's wrong with that if you like it? There's no bond between you and your rapist mg.

Are you trying to compare rape (which was always part of these threads) with NTR?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:28:04 2015 No.12867095 >>12867060 I meant NTR related suffering. Should have worded that better. This is worse than Bob, because at least Bob's shitposting and the reactions were funny sometimes. NTR is the worst fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:28:24 2015 No.12867097 >>12867049 >Indeed, back in the ancient days of the fandom MOST of us were looking for that sort of kink, and there was nary a waifu-fag to be seen What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:29:19 2015 No.12867100 >>12867049 Is this bait?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:29:21 2015 No.12867101 >>12867060 Thanks. For anyone who wants to read about a private eye in MGC here's what I had http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2 will update soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:29:48 2015 No.12867102 >>12867049 You aren't an /a/ native at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:30:48 2015 No.12867106 Where's Kitsoviet and the chapter 2? I need more scylla.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:31:05 2015 No.12867107 [DELETED]

>>12867079
Well that's the difference, then. I came here for reverse-rape. Which requires, if not hatred, then at best ambivalence.
>>12867092
I'm saying that my fantasy contains no presumption of loyalty whatsoever, whereas >>12866973 implicated that the absence of loyalty "ruins the concept of monstergirls altogether".
I don't give a rat's ass whether MGs are loyal or not, because my fantasies don't involve being in a relationship with one.
>>12867102
You're right. There were mg threads on /d/ long before /a/.
You kids don't even know your own heritage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:31:07 2015 No.12867108 >>12867095 >This is worse than Bob Especially since futashit and the like have a containment board, and you can tell pushy futafags to fuck off there. Can't quite do that with NTR-fags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:31:49 2015 No.12867110 >>12867106 Nigga works slow, so you better edge until then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:31:52 2015 No.12867112 >>12867084 It's not in the open, but it's clear that his wife is cheating him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:33:59 2015 No.12867116 File: 52 KB, 222x172, 43412.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867110 Don't say that to me, man.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:34:23 2015 No.12867117 [DELETED]

>>12867079
Exactly this. NTR is borne either from a fetish of being a cuckold, or a hatred of women. We strive to make monster girls more than human women, a better ideal. We don't like it when people write them as cheating whores. We can tolerate succubus sluts so long as they advertise themselves as such, but we do not appreciate making monsters act like the most unvirtuous human women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:36:06 2015 No.12867124 J-Janet-senpai...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:37:28 2015 No.12867125 Wow. Janet just deleted everything about JAWF's posts, didn't she? Fuck, I hope he didn't get a ban...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:38:57 2015 No.12867128 >>12867064 Tortoise would be slower-moving and more top-heavy. But they'd both look like some species of Kappa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:38:58 2015 No.12867129 >>12867125 No, but the NTR shitstorm got the boot.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:39:04 2015 No.12867130
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ANYWAY!

I guess this is a good time to spark up more discussion. So, here's a decision:

>Your loving waifu gets black sclera eyes
BUT
>Her voice changes so it's got G-Minor shit going on

Would you or no?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:39:24 2015 No.12867132 File: 702 KB, 900x950, 1419599237662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does one join the cult of the spidercow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:39:35 2015 No.12867133 File: 143 KB, 1000x1000, Not if I delete the post first!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867125 >Everyone getting shot >Raise your head anyway Anon, I-

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:39:36 2015 No.12867134 thread got nuked

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:39:38 2015 No.12867135 >>12867125 >I hope he didn't get a ban... Same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:39:40 2015 No.12867137 File: 330 KB, 1013x793, MGCheatsheet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New topic? Hmm... how about...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:39:50 2015 No.12867140 >>12867120 He didn't knew that she was a "godfather" either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:40:14 2015 No.12867141 >>12867116 Sorry man, I like his stuff too. >>12867125 Niggas need to stop replying to [Deleted], and mentioning stuff that's pertinent to [Deleted]. Which what I'm probably doing at this moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:40:20 2015 No.12867142 >>12867130 I would rather have a cute but soothing voice so i can live without the eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:40:40 2015 No.12867144 >>12866381 Beat the living shit out of oni, have a threesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:41:10 2015 No.12867146 >>12867137 Tell me about the moon runes anon. What do they say

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:41:11 2015 No.12867147 >>12867137 I'd like to see this translated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:41:11 2015 No.12867148 >>12867130 Example of the kind of voice you're talking about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:41:15 2015 No.12867149 >>12867132 You mean Arachnotaur?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:41:19 2015 No.12867150 >>12867137 I don't read moon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:41:45 2015 No.12867153 >>12867137 Can't read moon runes...

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:41:48 2015 No.12867154

>>12867130

>Her voice changes so it's got G-Minor shit going on

As in supervillai-esque G-Minor stuff? Of course I would. Just imagining her freaking out one morning because of her new voice, only to then get even more spooked upon seeing her new black sclera eyes on the mirror would is heartwarming.

Black sclera a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:41:51 2015 No.12867156 >>12867137 Does it say Anubis is the greatest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:41:52 2015 No.12867157 >>12867137 What's that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:42:35 2015 No.12867160 >>12867149 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:42:35 2015 No.12867161 >>12867137 I don't read moon, but I'm guessing the Y axis is physical similarity to a human?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:42:42 2015 No.12867162 >>12867137 We need a decoder on this, stat Knew I should've continued learning moon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:43:15 2015 No.12867166 File: 398 KB, 689x1000, 5687356206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867130 >His waifu doesn't have black sclera by default

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:43:29 2015 No.12867167 >>12867137 Seeing as how Sea Bishop and Ushi-Oni are on opposite sides. The X-axis must have something to do with corruption or rape-factor.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:43:31 2015 No.12867168

>>12867146
>>12867148
Basically this.

North vs South is Inhumanity vs. Humanity
West vs East is Respect for partner vs. Level of restriction.

So you've got the hugely monstrous keeps-you-in-her-mouth Sandworm in the far North-East corner, while the Near-Human Adventurer Dhampir is in the opposing South-West.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:43:37 2015 No.12867169 >>12867137 Left to right seems like it could be assertiveness, or tendency to dominate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:43:48 2015 No.12867170 File: 2.90 MB, 1000x2000, 1417061355070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867137 >The Shirohebi has a shadow over her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:44:43 2015 No.12867174 >>12867168 Fuck, wrong second quote for >>12867147 >>12867150 >>12867153 >>12867156 It should.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:45:05 2015 No.12867177 >>12867167 I'd agree with this except I was under the impression that dhampir is quite rapey.

JAWF Fri Jan 2 19:45:42 2015 No.12867179

>>12867125
>>12867125

No no, I'm here. I'm just busy playing Planetside 2.

But like I said and and I will continue to reiterate. I'm not here to cause a shitfest between our great MGsociety. I know it happens and many people won't like what some others have to share.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:46:19 2015 No.12867180 >>12867168 >>12867169 But look where's the vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:46:31 2015 No.12867183 >>12867130 >G-Minor I've always that it'd be like that awesome voice filter for Dantes, Vergils, and Nero's DT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:46:44 2015 No.12867185 >>12867168 >>12867174 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:47:31 2015 No.12867188 >>12867180 Yeah, I thought that was an odd inconsistency too. But she is parallel to the Lizardman, so it's possibly indicative of her respect for a properly powerful human/incubus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:48:33 2015 No.12867190 >>12867179 Of course. Was just worried cause you probably got a lot of reports from people who really, really don't like what you wrote. Well, shitstorm wiped, I look forward to the next chapter whenever it may come. Enjoy PS2 in the meanwhile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:48:45 2015 No.12867192 >>12867168 >>12867137 Wait hold up here, Anubises, dragons, and fucking SLIMES (plus the one lizard, fish girl thing) respect their partner more? And how can a god damn VAMPIRE respect you as much as a lizard girl? THIS CHART IS BULLOCKS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:49:48 2015 No.12867195 >>12867192 sorry, that was meant to read Wait hold up here, Anubis's, dragons, and fucking SLIMES (plus the one lizard, fish girl thing) respect their partner LESS?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:51:03 2015 No.12867200 File: 78 KB, 1200x500, 1476436584343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867195 Anubis and Dragons can be quite demanding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:51:10 2015 No.12867201 >>12867195 Not so much respect, as such, than restriction of freedom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:51:26 2015 No.12867204 >>12867192 Anubis = You are a slave to her scheduling Dragons = You are a piece of her treasure trove Slimes = You are "Food". So, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:51:46 2015 No.12867205 >>12867192 >>12867195 Heh. You're making this sound like some kind of painful realization or something.

JAWF(ry) Fri Jan 2 19:53:09 2015 No.12867206

>>12867190
>>12867190

I'll let it simmer for a few days while I take my break, probably post the next chapter at the same time all this stuff dies down.

My only goal is to make something enjoyable at least for those that wish to enjoy it.
You guys enjoy your night too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:53:43 2015 No.12867208 >>12867166 >posting my waifu >While implying my waifu hasn't got black sclera Look...

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:53:53 2015 No.12867209

>>12866381
>>12867144
>Listen, girls, I appreciate your help, I really do, but infighting between ourselves will not improve the situation.
>Let us unite, bring the oni down to size, and enact what further justice we can!
The oni is later found with several broken bones, lodged in a urinal and dazedly muttering about
>"Them fuggin' humans and their fuggin' treaties..."
AND SO BEGAN THE FIRST ERA, WITH KING GENERIC ANON AND HIS TWO WIVES, GENERIC HG AND GENERIC MG.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:55:54 2015 No.12867212 File: 947 KB, 1280x720, 1420212518062.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867180 >>12867192 Suddenly it's anti-Vampire propoganda hour again. Especially post-Dhampir Vampire.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:57:15 2015 No.12867216

>>12867200
>>12867201
>>12867204
It has been written that anubis's and ESPECIALLY dragons become much more respectful once their husband gains power. Their main concern becomes the fact that he might be kidnapped, not that he might become disloyal.

and I like to interpret that the anubis is more of a "strict-but-fair" employer, not a slaver. I guess that's just headcannon though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:58:24 2015 No.12867217 >>12867212 so is this picture supposed to make me like vampires more? Because it's not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:58:41 2015 No.12867220 >>12867212 But I like vampires a lot. I just think it's not possible they're that close to a lizardman or a dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:58:47 2015 No.12867221 >>12867216 >and I like to interpret that the anubis is more of a "strict-but-fair" employer I kind of have the same view.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:59:30 2015 No.12867226

>>12867216
Either way though, they're still more restrictive and controlling than even say, a Vampire, who definitely becomes submissive once she gets an actual Husband.

I adore Dragons and Anubi, and would happily cow-tow to either of them. I'd worship them as Goddesses as they are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 19:59:42 2015 No.12867228 File: 382 KB, 392x500, 1398027590764.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867209 >Having a human wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:00:04 2015 No.12867231 >http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2 If you're still here, I want you to know that I look forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:01:04 2015 No.12867235 >>12867226 >a Vampire, who definitely becomes submissive once she gets an actual Husband You wot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:01:27 2015 No.12867237 >>12867226 Respect is earned not given. If an anubis wants me to get all submissive, she better prove that she's got the brains to be worth my time. >>12867228 You wanna fight? She'll kick you in the crotch so far your balls will fly up to your neck.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:02:07 2015 No.12867238

>>12867221
My canon is similar, but she's secretly incredibly lewd. Having things like the ankh thong, or making workers commit depraved acts to satisfy her lust.

Basically getting off on the power, given to her by the Pharoah, over the workers and slaves.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:03:37 2015 No.12867241

>>12867220
Well going on profile, they see their servants as nobility and "varies on an individual basis, but a lot of them change their attitudes completely after accepting a man as their husband", with Dhampir to force dere in later life if that's a thing for your fantasy. Cause that's the only place any of this exists anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:03:38 2015 No.12867242 >>12867231 Thanks. I haven't gotten alot of feedback so im not sure how others feel about it but it is alot of fun to write.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:04:21 2015 No.12867245 >>12867237 >Implying she didn't get her position in the first place for a valid reason. >>12867238 I'd want to be that one slave she has a "Fondness" for tormenting (Read: Teasing).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:04:25 2015 No.12867246 >>12867137 For anyone who hasn't figured out the chart yet: Left is basically submissive (lit. respectful) Right is basically domineering (lit. restraining) Top is high monster Bottom is low monster (human-like)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:07:00 2015 No.12867254 >>12867245 After what ever form of paw massage or other act you perform, she tells you that she'll tell the taskmaster to go a bit easier on you. And that if you tell anyone about tonight she'll have you thrown into the Crocodile pit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:07:11 2015 No.12867255 >>12867245 Well being an anubis is inborn, so you could easily be a shitty pharaoh's assistant and still be an anubis. Besides, if she's so great, it should be easy! >>12867238 wait what how is that strict but fair?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:07:36 2015 No.12867256 >>12867212 I'd glaze her donut, if you catch my drift

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:07:54 2015 No.12867259 >>12867246 Sandworms are more possessive than Shirohebi? Going by their profile, I can actually see that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:08:18 2015 No.12867260 >>12867254 Again, see here, >>12867255 How in sam hell is that strict but fair?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:08:38 2015 No.12867262 >>12867254 I wouldn't mind being ordered around if it was her. And of course, I'd always keep it a secret, just between us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:09:17 2015 No.12867265 >>12867259 Well we've finally figured out the anti-life equation. Sandworm's are more yandere than Shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:10:08 2015 No.12867267 >>12867246 I don't think you should use respectful and submissive as synonymous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:10:49 2015 No.12867269 >>12867265 Even then, they're still willing to have Daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:11:20 2015 No.12867270 >>12867260 Well she's strict about work, but she's fair? Performing well for her comes with perks.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:12:08 2015 No.12867274

>>12867241
Expanding on that cause I didn't double-check and boy is Lizardman's profile dated, but they're also "Strong-willed, Stubborn" and generally ignore or have little interest in humans as lesser beings unless they meet the criteria to take their interest. Same archetype, different style, more monstrous design.

>>12867256
Are you an Italian?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:14:07 2015 No.12867282 >>12867270 ...I...I think I'd just like medical care and good pay, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:14:57 2015 No.12867285 >>12867179 You aren't related to JADF are you

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:17:43 2015 No.12867291

>>12867262
She calls you to her extravagant tent, pours spiced wine over her exposed navel and tells you to lick it off of her, while she moans.

After an enthusiastic effort you might find yourself moved to a nicer position. Such as her personal servant who writes things down, brings her food, etc.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:17:46 2015 No.12867292

>>12867270
>You will never be part of a Work Group helping to construct a Pyramid/Tomb/Temple/WhatHaveYou in the hot desert sun.
>You will never be overseen by a domineering, strict, nigh-impossible-to-please Anubis, who still at least shows some level of fairness to you all.
>You will never be singled out by her as a dedicated worker.
>She will never force you to follow her to her office each day after you're tired from slaving away, rather than allow you to go home.
>She will never say you're her "Filing Assistant" who helps her sort through her paperwork and such documents after each day is done.
>This will never actually consist of her sitting back while you massage her paws, legs and shoulders.
>These after-hours appointments will never grow ever more intimate night after night.
>She will never have you transferred to be her Full-Time Assistant.
>You will never be moved out of the staff quarters and into a room in her private residence.
>Your After-Hours appointments will never move from her office, to her bedroom.

Can somebody please just kill me now? Slug to the head, poisoned knife, I'm good with about anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:18:49 2015 No.12867294 >>12867291 And please, see here. >>12867291 Perhaps someday, someway, in another life...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:19:46 2015 No.12867298 >>12867292 You should check the last thread. There was just a greentext about an Anubis taskmaster making herself your buttslut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:20:17 2015 No.12867301 >>12867294 Fuck. >>12867291 And please see here >>12867292

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:20:41 2015 No.12867305

>yandere kikimora
>You wake up to the sound of vaccums. Dann neighbors must be cleaning again. You go back to sleep.
>"Wake up master! If you don't wake up, the breakfast will go cold~".
>"Just a minute..more." you respond the best you could. Suddenly the voice increases its pitch and hegins shaking you. Damn that polt roommate trying to get you to exercise everyday. You open your eyes and see a voluptuous girl in a conservative maid dress.
>Who the hell was she. You never hired a maid.
>"Master if you don't hurry, you'll miss your everyday walk at dawn! After that, you need to get ready for the class on classical mechanics!"
>How the hell did she know about that? You didn't tell anyone about your daily morning walks. You've never seen her in your life, yet she knows your whole schedule? Shit was starting to get creepier.
"Surprised? A maid should know EVERYTHING about her master's schedule." She giggled while saying that. "I prepared breakfast for you!" she says with a cheery voice.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You prepared for a day of college and headed out. You were still very worried about the maid. She somehow seemed as if she had a few loose screws.... Suddenly, a kikimora bumped into you. You automatically mutter out a sorry as you quickly head towards the class. The kikimora seems to be following you... oh, it just seems that she is in the same class as you. She sits right next to you even when theres at least 20 seats left. You decide not to say anything.

continue?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:20:49 2015 No.12867306 >>12867292 >>12867301 I'm all for a story about an Anubis and a man reaching a relationship through comradery but this seems a bit submissive for my taste.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:24:07 2015 No.12867318

>>12867298
Really? Fuck. I try to skim for all Anubis-stuff, but I guess I missed something.

Any idea where/when it was last thread?

>>12867306
Maybe so, though I can just as easily see more assertion and equality in the private moments, and especially once you enter her home. More times where she would want to return the favors you have so graciously given to her over time...

God the desire to live without this goes down by the minute. I should go eat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:24:20 2015 No.12867319 >>12867305 Yes. Actually doing art for a yandere kikimora right now, so wouldn't mind some inspiration.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:25:21 2015 No.12867323 >>12867305 If it ends with them lovingly procreating then go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:25:56 2015 No.12867326 >>12867305 Oui

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:26:48 2015 No.12867329 >>12867305 Sim!

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:27:00 2015 No.12867330

In terms of Anubis stories, or stories with Anubis' in them, I'm surprised that these three aren't brought up often.
http://pastebin.com/e0xaR6C0
http://pastebin.com/d5HPdX17
http://pastebin.com/u/DoIlooklikeawritefag (I believe this is where the whole lego thing originated.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:27:00 2015 No.12867331 >>12867323 What about brutal violent mindbreak sex?

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:28:19 2015 No.12867333

>>12867318
If I'm going to take a back seat, that's fine, but I want to be the respected right-hand man, the producer who makes all the wheels turn the way they should.

I want to be someone who doesn't belong in a collar.
>>12867319
>Ah! Master! I am sorry for spilling your belongings! I will accept any punishment!
It's fine. I do it all the time.
>If master doesn't punish me, that means he's an irresponsible master, and I will have to punish him instead!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:28:25 2015 No.12867334 >>12867305 Nigga, you gotta work on your proofreading and spelling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:28:45 2015 No.12867336 >>12867318 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12836837/#q12838914 I think was the beginning of the Anubis storychain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:30:53 2015 No.12867347 >>12867330 > senpai noticed me I feel warmer than a desert breeze

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:32:03 2015 No.12867353 >>12867347 Which of the three are you? I know that DoIlooklikeawritefag is AWOL.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:32:10 2015 No.12867354 >>12867331 If they hold hands it's fine with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:48:17 2015 No.12867389 File: 321 KB, 894x1300, 1420249697886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you marry a dumb? And if she have the best smile to protect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:48:45 2015 No.12867393 I think Polt is just swell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:51:13 2015 No.12867396 >>12867393 Well ain't that a coinky-dink. I think she's pretty swell, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:52:07 2015 No.12867399 >>12867389 I'd wife that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:52:22 2015 No.12867400 >>12867393 We all do. We also think her buttocks are swell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:52:56 2015 No.12867401 >>12867393 she not that bad really, her attitude is pretty upbeat, and shes also pretty /fit/. >>12867389 of coursh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:54:20 2015 No.12867402 >>12867393 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:54:21 2015 No.12867403 >>12867393 Polt is so damn cute. I want to hold her hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:57:16 2015 No.12867409 >>12867403 Too much lewd Anon This is a familiar thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:57:17 2015 No.12867410 I know we have tsunderes like medusa and deredere's like white snake, but is there a monster that fits the genki trope?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:58:39 2015 No.12867416 >>12867410 Some types of dog girls could fill that hole nicely. Also, dragonfly girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:59:01 2015 No.12867418 >>12867410 Polt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 20:59:28 2015 No.12867419 >>12867410 Wurm-chan can totally be genki if she sets her mind to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:00:09 2015 No.12867421 >>12867403 With a size like that, I bet she could hold both of your hands with only one hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:01:24 2015 No.12867425 >>12867421 They're not THAT big.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:01:34 2015 No.12867426 >>12867419 http://i.imgur.com/ABfdUH6.jpg I'm just sayin'

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:04:25 2015 No.12867431 >>12867101 I really like what you've got so far. Be sure to continue it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:04:43 2015 No.12867432 >>12867410 Yeti

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:06:21 2015 No.12867437 >>12867419 Genki sex? Titfuck to get the milk out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:06:39 2015 No.12867439 >>12867426 >Ruins everything As expected of a bwaka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:07:45 2015 No.12867442 >>12867439 All I'm saying is, maybe she shouldn't be "too" genki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:07:51 2015 No.12867443 File: 162 KB, 1000x1000, 0nxAtNv3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867410 Harpies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:08:18 2015 No.12867444 File: 522 KB, 1350x629, 1378687164643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867432 I never noticed but she does have the genki cheek dots

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:10:07 2015 No.12867451 >>12867432 >>12867444 Yeti ain't genki. I mean, I adore her, but she's all lazy cuddle-snuggling. She wouldn't make me run 40 kilometers with only plant-tits to drink.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:10:37 2015 No.12867452 >>12867443 Great Scott, the adorableness is off the scale This is beyond heart attack adrableness

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:11:11 2015 No.12867455 >>12867444 I want to fuck those paws

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:11:29 2015 No.12867456 >>12867451 >She wouldn't make me run 40 kilometers with only plant-tits to drink. what does that have to do with being genki?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:12:41 2015 No.12867459 >>12867410 >>12867416 >>12867451 I think Kikimora could qualify as genki. They have to do whatever their master says with a smile on their face, so have to maintain a certain level of happiness at all times no matter what happens.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:14:43 2015 No.12867467
File: 886 KB, 930x1316, OsGPhhE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12867393
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"Build your own Polt" and "BYOP" are registered trademarks of Waifu Industries

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Polt is carnivorous, and should only be fed Polt food or meat.

Spaying, abusing, or walking your Polt without a collar is illegal.

Not walking your Polt a minimum of 10 miles a day counts as abuse.

Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:14:48 2015 No.12867468

>>12867305
Meanwhile at home............
>The kikimora is cleaning the house. She begins cleaning your room. She begins to take all your dirty clothes and begins to put it in a bag. She begins cleaning every crevice to REMOVE EVERY WHORES SCENT FROM MASTERS PURE ROOM.
>While cleaning she goes on your computer.
>inb4 password protected/enceypted
>She begins to delete whatever contacts you had and searches your files for porn. She finds your search history/pictures of various pornography. She begins deleting every single trace. After she finishes cleaning she leaves the house and enters a warehouse near you. She opens a door to get inside a small container. There you can see a single laptop over some blankets. There are piles upon piles of dirty clothes serving as a blanket over the blanket. The kikimora dumos your clothes into the blanket. All 4 sides of the wall are filled with pictures of you, from masturbating to sleeping. There are also a lot of xes marking feminine bodies...... She begins rolling around the piles of clothes.
>"Masters scent is so strong in this one..... I can practically smell his semen~" She begins masturbating with your semen soaked boxers being sure to inhale and lick every part. She begins to open a file on her computer of you masturbating while dry humping a dakimakura of your naked body. Which was among many other various dakimakura's of you in the storage container. "Master~ please ravage my pussy" she lewdly moans out while dry humping the groin area of the daki. She begins to take out a dildo which she got from the succubus which was apparently, a perfect mold of your memeber. She begins to insert it in her while kissing your face on the pillow and groping the daki. She holds the pillow tighter until she begins to come. "C-Cumming!" She screams out as the orgasm hits her.Exhausted from the intense masturbation session she begins to fall asleep while holding the daki......

continue?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:14:54 2015 No.12867469 >>12867443 >>12867452 Papi never won't be adorable. Sometimes you just want to ruffle her hair and blow raspberries on her tummy, before stripping her down and fucking her senseless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:16:57 2015 No.12867474 File: 349 KB, 339x658, 1374703107422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12867469 >you will never use it as a pillow

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:18:21 2015 No.12867480 I wish I could like Polt. But she's too hairy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:18:29 2015 No.12867481 >>12867468 Grammar is a bit sloppy, but I won't say no to new OC. Continue!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:20:11 2015 No.12867486 >>12867467 Is no body fur and regular hands, and a normal human face, with just the ears and tail an option?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:20:43 2015 No.12867489 File: 744 KB, 820x953, aZYYKZm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New Leona the manticore short, introducing Caroline the cheticore http://pastebin.com/VT5cEhju

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:20:47 2015 No.12867490 >>12867330 Thank you for these, I'mma be sure to enjoy 'em. >>12867336 Oh right, I remember this. Think I participated, at least a couple posts. I'mma screencap 'em me thinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:20:54 2015 No.12867494 >>12867468 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:22:32 2015 No.12867497 >>12867489 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:22:50 2015 No.12867498 >>12867330 >>12867490 There's also that Lego anubis story, but I don't think that counts as "not brought up often".

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:23:22 2015 No.12867499 >>12867489 Warning: yes, it contains futa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:23:24 2015 No.12867500 >>12867489 Bob lives! Welcome back! I'd look out though, most of the thread hates you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:24:47 2015 No.12867503 >>12867489 Hey Bob. Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:25:01 2015 No.12867504 >>12867499 Actually, there's no futa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:25:49 2015 No.12867506 >>12867486 Fuzzy hands and paws are obligatory, but their size, dexterity and color is within your choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:27:18 2015 No.12867511 >>12867489 You're cancer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:29:57 2015 No.12867519 >>12867489 You're alive! Welcome back to the land of the living

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 2 21:29:58 2015 No.12867520 >>12867489 http://i.imgur.com/6RmzSB2.jpg >Here we go again..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:20:05 2015 No.12867533 >>12867520 These edits make me smile

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:22:18 2015 No.12867535 Are we back?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:23:08 2015 No.12867536

>>12867330
>That half-crazy Anubis Supervisor
I'd gladly be the Little Mermaid character that gets set up with her. Also all that Dragon loving was a welcome smile on my face after today's earlier nastiness.

>>12867498
Fuck man, I love that story. I've got the pastebin saved in my browser faves, and have it copied onto a Word Doc that I can read on-the-go.

I really fuckin' love that story.

Also Anubis first for We Back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:25:15 2015 No.12867538 >>12867467 I'd pay 199,999.99 for a personal polt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:25:18 2015 No.12867539 Wonderful, we're alive again. http://i.imgur.com/aSKBCE0.png >I'll make sure you don't nod off again, nii-san~

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:25:56 2015 No.12867542 unded

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:27:11 2015 No.12867543 >>12867539 Without looking for source, I feel like I remember that pic. KnK?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:38:04 2015 No.12867552

>>12867467
Upon reflection, this could end up either very good or very bad. I mean considering how easy it is to fuck up a plastic model, imagine how horrible the fuck ups would be for a make-your-own-polt kit;

>Finally! My work has come to fruition! My personal Polt has been construed after weeks of arduous labor!
>And she has four eyes, two tails, and four arms.
>And her fur pattern is dazzle camouflage.
>And her eye colors consist of Red, Blue, Lime Green and Yellow.
>Fuck it, that'll do!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:41:22 2015 No.12867559 Have a late Christmas/Jew Christmas/New Years present. I finally finished translating and uploading the Harpy Doujin from a comiket ago. Enjoy. http://imgur.com/a/NYgQS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:43:43 2015 No.12867560 >>12867552 Picture relevant. http://assets2.thecreatorsproject.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/a19b461d8ec0b6b633ed4e5e505f5da9.jpg Requesting the one dude who made the beyblade runner wurm pic to give polt dazzle camo fur.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:51:46 2015 No.12867567 Polt would stink like hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:52:37 2015 No.12867568 >>12867489 >tailpussy gag How would that even work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:53:18 2015 No.12867569 >>12867567 Fuck you polt smells wunderbar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:54:16 2015 No.12867570 >>12867567 So give her a bath nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:54:43 2015 No.12867571 >>12867559 Neat, thanks anon. Also I only had to skim through 160 posts today. how long did that maintenance thing last?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:57:15 2015 No.12867573

>>12867559
Thanks. That ending seemed kind of sad though. Fuck. Well at least I have my head-canon of where that's going to go. It's going to be my sleep material. Is that a thing? Sleep material. Like, fantasies and delusions you create within your head while you go to sleep. Is there an actual word or phrase for that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:59:24 2015 No.12867576 >>12867573 the word is "fohrchahnslashjaypee"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 06:59:43 2015 No.12867577 >>12867570 >Give Polt a Bath >Go to get her a towel >She shakes herself >She's now a big brown fluffball

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:00:44 2015 No.12867578 >>12867577 these are the times when I truly suffer from not being able to draw or 3D model.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:01:11 2015 No.12867579 >>12867489 Oh look, Bob is still a fudge packing turbo faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:01:44 2015 No.12867580 >>12867576 B-But I have to go to sleep anon. I can't just fall asleep looking at my monitor. And I've been fantasizing every time I go to bed to lull me to peaceful dreams.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:01:47 2015 No.12867581

>>12867573
>Is that a thing? Sleep material. Like, fantasies and delusions you create within your head while you go to sleep. Is there an actual word or phrase for that?
Not sure what the term for it is but I do the same thing, most of my best fantasies are thought up when I'm trying to sleep. Problem is I forgot most the details I thought of when I wake up and when I'm in that state I don't want to get out of bed to write it down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:01:48 2015 No.12867582 >>12867577 Truly, polt best girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:03:02 2015 No.12867584 >>12867569 Sweaty dogs reek >>12867570 Just plain wet dogs reek too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:03:42 2015 No.12867586 >>12867559 Thanks, anon. Much appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:03:49 2015 No.12867587 Do dogs actually smell bad? I've never been in close contact with one before.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:04:39 2015 No.12867590

>>12867580
Again, this is /A and /jp where people have waifus and whatnot. I dunno how new you are, but the longer you stay here the easier you'll be able to pretend. For better and worse, naturally.
>>12867584
Then wash her.
Then dry her.
doofus.
>>12867587
Many large dogs smell awful when wet due to oils and whatnot. When dry and clean there's no problem at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:07:53 2015 No.12867596 >>12867582 >Polt is slowly turning everyone into furfags

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:08:18 2015 No.12867597 >>12867590 First anon you replied to. What are you even talking about? Did you mistake my post for another? Also. >/A >/jp

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:09:08 2015 No.12867598 >>12867596 Haven't we always loved Polt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:10:22 2015 No.12867600 >>12867587 Dogs don't smell bad, but they have a much stronger aroma than cats do. Even if they're the same size.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:11:33 2015 No.12867603

>>12867596
We've been furfags, or partial furfags, for a very long time. I mean, seriously, how does fucking spider women or horsepussy not count as furry?
>>12867598
Basically, yeah
>>12867597
You were talking about how you couldn't delude yourself in the way that so many of us here can. And yes, this is 4chan/jp/, often stylized as /jp/, /jp, or jp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:11:36 2015 No.12867604 >>12867598 Yes but back then we just pretended she only had fur on her arms and legs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:13:34 2015 No.12867610 >>12867603 >how does fucking spider women or horsepussy not count as furry? Because we don't dress up in fursuits and demand we be given rights to fuck each other in public.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:13:35 2015 No.12867611

>>12867571
>>12867573
>>12867586

No worries, glad the effort was worth it.

I guess they're implying she's a kuudere kinda girl. Hard and callous, but with a earnest soft side. Plus her two sisters look pretty sweet. Basically he'll spend the rest of his days rotating between the sisters' bedrooms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:13:42 2015 No.12867612 >>12867600 I want to call a dog girl smelly and confuse her, turning it around later by telling her I love her strong smell the most. Then I pet her head as she uncontrollably blushes and wags her tail furiously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:14:35 2015 No.12867613 >>12867612 Would you also bully a dog girl by singing Elvis at her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:15:02 2015 No.12867615 >>12867610 I don't remember this ever being a thing. You must live in a far more interesting state than I do. >>12867613 That is so damn stupid I have to laugh at it.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:15:31 2015 No.12867616

>>12867603
But nobody here likes centaurs and most don't seem very interested in the animal features from a sexual perspective. We just like the exotic stuff the same way someone else might enjoy a girl wearing particularly sexy clothes. But we don't wanna fuck the "clothes".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:15:55 2015 No.12867618 >>12867603 Last anon you replied to. I said nothing of that. Please read my past posts again. No one says "/jp" either. It's always /jp/ or just jp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:16:14 2015 No.12867620 >>12867610 We're also unable to be poisoned by chlorine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:16:42 2015 No.12867622 >>12867615 >I don't remember this ever being a thing And I hope it isn't. I just don't want to be associated with people who dress up like mascots and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:17:50 2015 No.12867625 >>12867615 Blue suede shoes are expensive anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:18:44 2015 No.12867630 >>12867615 >so damn stupid You'd think so, but then she cries like a Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:18:51 2015 No.12867631 >>12867616 I can 100% assure you there are people who want to fuck clothes.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:18:52 2015 No.12867632

>>12867615
>I don't remember this ever being a thing
Seriously, what? Has there EVER been any sort of indication that anons on /mgt/ wear fursuits and go out in public to announce their faggotry? I think you're confusing something here. Probably with language.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:19:52 2015 No.12867635 >>12867630 How do wyverns cry?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:19:53 2015 No.12867636

>>12867616
I know that's not why people like them, but I don't like polt because of her furry traits. I like her for her personality, and maybe a the fluffy tail.
>>12867618
see here.>>12867573

>>12867622
Mascots don't have built in dildos, silly. And from what I've observed, furries keep to themselves unless it's a convention or the internet forums-basically just like anime fans. Maybe it's different where you live, but I've never met someone in person who admits to being a furry.
>>12867632
Boy what in sam hell are you going on about

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:20:17 2015 No.12867637 >>12867616 >>12867631 >fuck the clothes I feel like I understand but just to be sure, explain further with explicit details?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:21:35 2015 No.12867638 >>12867637 You're using the internet right now you deviant, just gugure it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:21:44 2015 No.12867640 >>12867636 Anon I think you need to go to sleep because something's obviously wrong with your reading comprehension/focus right now. Already you have misunderstood three of my comments within your post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:22:14 2015 No.12867642 >>12867635 Bawling. >>12867636 >Maybe it's different where you live No it isn't, but you fail to grasp the point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:22:28 2015 No.12867644 >>12867616 >Nobody here likes Centaurs >I am everyone here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:23:00 2015 No.12867645 >>12867638 >just gugure it >gugure it >google it it Nigga I know my /a/, this is not how you /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:23:06 2015 No.12867646 >>12867644 >liking the horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:23:21 2015 No.12867647 >>12867640 I did in fact misread yours. This is true. >>12867642 I'm pretty sure I did, but why don't you go through it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:23:55 2015 No.12867649 >>12867631 Well yeah, but they are the exception, just like we do have some people who want to fuck the monster parts. But most don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:24:08 2015 No.12867650 >>12867645 Doll translations are incapable of being incorrect. Gugure it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:24:25 2015 No.12867651 Guys, my Wurm daughteru did something weird for her school science project. >Hellhounds are not dogs: >All Dogs Go to Heaven. Hellhounds don't. Ergo Hellhounds are not dogs. >The End

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:24:43 2015 No.12867652 >>12867646 Not him, but what about front-pussy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:24:55 2015 No.12867655 >>12867616 >nobody here likes centaurs >implying

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:25:09 2015 No.12867656 >>12867642 Bawling? I thought Wyverns were big girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:25:32 2015 No.12867657 >>12867656 For you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:26:05 2015 No.12867658 >>12867656 uuuu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:26:17 2015 No.12867659 >>12867652 We allready saw that in the comics there is no frontpussy. Sorry. >>12867651 >Wurm >science project Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:26:23 2015 No.12867660 >>12867616 Fuck you nigga, Nightmare mai waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:27:01 2015 No.12867662 >>12867652 frontpussy is some retarded ass shit. I'm willing to handwave a lot of the anatomy problems inherit of monstergirls in general, but frontpussy isn't one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:27:24 2015 No.12867663 >>12867652 >Frontgina Get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:27:29 2015 No.12867664 >>12867659 >just because there is a comic that says you can't have front-pussy on a centaur means that everyone has to believe a fictional, made up character has to be the same

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:27:31 2015 No.12867665 >>12867651 Clearly she never saw All Dogs Go to Heaven 2, where they all don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:27:48 2015 No.12867666 >>12867660 But you like her despite the horse half, not because of it, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:28:04 2015 No.12867667 >>12867651 Wurms and their bwaka science...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:28:28 2015 No.12867668 >>12867666 I like her because she's her.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:28:39 2015 No.12867669

>>12867652
>2 pussies.

THIS MAKES ME ANGRY.
I AM ANGRY ABOUT FRONT AND BACK PUSSIES.

It's fucking stupid. Even more stupid than a fucking human/horse hybrid.
If you went up to a Greek, knocked his dick out of a boy, and was like:
"Yo! El Greco! How do you feel about fucking a centaur, a female one, but, wait get this, 2 PUSSIES! FRONT AND BACK! Human and Horse!"
He'd just say: "Well... if she has a horse pussy, why would she need a human one? And then, why don't you have the horse pussy be a human pussy instead? I mean, that compromise is fucking stupid."

Then you just wonder about how a man from 500BC can speak modern english.

(It's because having 2 pussies on a centaur transcends time due to it's stupidity.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:29:12 2015 No.12867670 >>12867660 Your waifu a versatile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:29:29 2015 No.12867671 >>12867662 >>12867663 Beats animal vaginas any day of the week

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:30:31 2015 No.12867672 >>12867651 I want to hear more about Mr Hempel's Wyrm daughteru and her thought experiments.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:30:33 2015 No.12867673 >>12867664 This is a big fuss to be making about something that doesn't exist. >>12867671 The logic is getting fucky here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:30:42 2015 No.12867674 >>12867668 You'd still like her if she had a regular human lower body, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:31:02 2015 No.12867675 >>12867672 Who's that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:31:58 2015 No.12867678 >>12867673 First anon you replied to. Clearly people decide whether or not a front-pussy is canon or acceptable based on their own beliefs, not based on what a comic says. That's my point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:32:44 2015 No.12867679 >>12867664 Centaurs can't have a front pussy. Everything that doesn't possess a front pussy is evidence that centaurs are unable to have a front pussy. Ergo; a centaur with a front pussy is not a centaur or a front pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:32:54 2015 No.12867680 >>12867674 Well, sure. But it's not like I'd find her any more or less attractive than she is. She's perfect the way she is, and I adore her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:33:09 2015 No.12867681 You guys are forcing me to samefag a lot this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:34:10 2015 No.12867684 >>12867679 And you're misunderstanding my post. Read the post above yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:34:12 2015 No.12867685 >>12867675 Get your Wurm daughterus some raven harpies and you'll find out.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:35:17 2015 No.12867687

>>12867669
I wonder why they even still have horse pussies at all in MGE. With some exceptions animal bits on dicks is absolutely haram there and most monster girls prefer having sex like humans and feel much more pleasure from their human features so they wouldn't ever use it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:35:20 2015 No.12867688 >>12867684 Facetious posts are hard over the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:36:24 2015 No.12867690 >>12867680 Right, so you don't give a shit about her lower body at all. Good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:37:11 2015 No.12867692 >>12867688 I apolagize. Admittedly, I did not read further than the first sentence when making my post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:37:12 2015 No.12867693 >>12867685 >raven harpies I don't want any early-birdies anywhere near my Wurm. But here's something heartwarming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fAGzY9rnaA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:38:25 2015 No.12867695 >>12867690 I'm perfectly happy sticking it in the horse-pussy and I don't see why people get in such a tizzy about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:39:10 2015 No.12867697 How would a blunt, tired and grumpy as fuck guy fare in a world with monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:39:58 2015 No.12867698 >>12867695 Because it's exactly like you were fucking a horse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:40:09 2015 No.12867699 >>12867697 He'd find a damn genki girl on his lawn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:41:27 2015 No.12867702 >>12867698 But she's not a horse, she's a centaur. Not even sure why people say "Horse Pussy". It's a complete misnomer. Clearly "Centaur Pussy" is the only appropriate term.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:41:29 2015 No.12867703 >>12867699 The truth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:42:51 2015 No.12867706 >>12867702 This is the second oldest bait in these threads, please, stop replying.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:44:48 2015 No.12867708

>>12867702
Her lower body is identical to that of a horse.
You are sticking your dick inside said lower body.
You are fucking a horse.
Besides, frontpussy has other advantages. You're much closer to her during sex than you would be if you had to take her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:46:12 2015 No.12867711 >>12867687 >With some exceptions animal bits on dicks is absolutely haram there and most monster girls prefer having sex like humans Is that true? Because I like this.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:47:29 2015 No.12867714

>>12867706
No anon, you are the bait.

>>12867708
That's bullshit. The placement of a frontgina is so shit when combined with how a centaur's posture would be, that it-Okay fuck it.

Y'know what? I don't care. It's fucking 6am, and all this is, is a "Your waifu a shit" argument. That's all this thread ever is. If we're not talking about how great some OC or whatever is, it's "Your waifu a shit".

Frontgina a shit. If you don't like "Horse Pussy", then guess what? Nobody's making you like centaurs. I like centaurs. You don't. End of story. Moving on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:51:24 2015 No.12867720 >>12867714 Why would front pussy be any more awkward to fuck than horse pussy? They'd be at roughly the same height.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:51:55 2015 No.12867721 >>12867699 >>12867703 Would he have to shoo her away with a shotgun every day or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:52:42 2015 No.12867722 >>12867720 because it's stupid, that's why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:53:56 2015 No.12867724 >>12867721 Yes. >DAMNKIDGETOFFMYLAWN! >Good morning Mr. Henderson! Here's the leftovers from the pie Mom made yesterday!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:54:47 2015 No.12867726 >>12867722 Great argument.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:55:46 2015 No.12867728 >>12867726 Not him but I agree, frontpussy is stupid.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 07:59:24 2015 No.12867732

>>12867726
Well he's right, that's what it boils down to.

It's stupid and unnatural. It might not be any more awkward than doing her normally from behind, but contrary to what you faggots might think, I can't see it being any less awkward either.

The placement, when you think about how it would work with the rest of her body, wouldn't offer any increase in intimacy as some claim, as you'd be too occupied trying to figure out a way to properly leverage yourself against her. The best you'd be able to do is stand in front of her and put yourself in, and that's it. That's not even good for much cuddling or anything.

You fags just say, "It's a human pussy in the human place, so it's okay!" but when you actually think about it it's pointless, unnatural, and just plain weird.

I like centaurs, and I will make love to mai centaur waifu as nature intended. Not in some unnatural, demonic hole conjured beneath her belly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:00:33 2015 No.12867734 >>12867728 But if front pussy and horse pussy are both shit, what other option is there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:01:43 2015 No.12867735 >>12867734 I don't think horse pussy is shit though. Not that I'd ever end up with a Centaur since I'm a Dragon man, but still.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:01:54 2015 No.12867736 >>12867724 >"DID YOU STEAL MY LAWN GNOMES DAMMIT?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:03:24 2015 No.12867737 >>12867726 simple, succinct and on point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:03:50 2015 No.12867738 >>12867736 Goddamit. Henderson was for some reason the first name I thought of, I didn't even mean that one. Everything went better than expected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:06:59 2015 No.12867740 >>12867732 Well, enjoy tossing your hot dog down her hallway then. Sex where neither party feels anything sure is great. Unless you happen to have a horse dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:08:10 2015 No.12867742 >>12867740 Horse vaginas have the muscle control needed to tighten up you know. This has been discussed to death before, why do people keep bitching about it?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:09:16 2015 No.12867746

I wake up <<redacted>>, <<redacted>> everywhere and because of it half of the thread gets <<redacted>>. Holy shit guys. You trying to kill our Janny via carpal tunnel? Inspired me to do more though

>The smell of nuked pizza wafts over
>The microwave is screaming at her, "Get this shit out of me, before the cheese hardens. You never clean me."
>The kiki scratches roughly at her head, and in a huff throws her hair back, but a few strands from her fringe fall idly across her face, She turns her head to the kitchen
>Well, turns her mouth towards the kitchen, her head is tilted sideways, much like a harpy's, eyes glued to the screen
>"SHUT UP, I'll be there in a minute." She grumbles as she types, comments flashing past at the speed of light, "Fuckin' appliances. Never should have rented an apartment in wonderland."
>Her screen explodes before her, red warnings everywhere
>With a shaky hand, she absently reaches for the beer can, eyes wide in horror
>"N-no... stop... please. N-NTR, really?"
>But her pleas go unanswered as the comments pile up, one after the other
>She sighs, her bedraggled hair limp, feathers litter the area around her cumputer.
>The microwave is sobbing quietly to itself in the kitchen
>Her wavering visage is locked behind a business façade. She downs the can and crushes it in her iron-like talons, "You're on."
>The shitstorm dealt with, she smiles softly, and rubs at her hand. Time for some pizza...cold pizza
>She winces as she walks into her kitchen, the microwave is a wreck, torn keysurfaces, cracked glass, and a puddle of tears submerging the wiring
>"S-Sorry." She peels the slice of pizza off the plate, hardened cheese is left behind in a perfect triangle
>"I don't even care anymore." Gingerly, guiltily, the kiki shuts the microwave, and returns to her desk, munching at her pizza
>Her face pales
>The pizza falls from her hand, forgotten
>"F-Futa..."

>>12867489
Nice read, though Im not sure how I feel about MG pets.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:11:22 2015 No.12867749

>>12867738
"Ol Man Henderson and the rape basement of the Succubus"
"Ol Man Henderson and the Harem of the Scales"
"Ol Man Henderson and the Tsukumogami Shotgun"
"Ol Man Henderson and the Hellhound arsonist"
"Ol Man Henderson with dick enough for everyone"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:18:40 2015 No.12867762 >>12867749 >Tsukumogami Shotgun Noice How would she look like? Just a normal grill summoning a weapon like they did in Upotte is boring as fuck

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:22:16 2015 No.12867769

>>12867762
Hmm, it's a sawn off large bore isn't?

I'm imagining a short stacked girl with maplewood coloured hair, a heat shield for a bra, and shells woven into whatever other clothes she needs. Maybe she's bionic. She can have the base of the 00 shells for pupils.

She'd have a super loud mouth, be pretty brash, reliable, and tough, but not a lot of stamina. Probably has an affectation towards acting older than she actually is.

She fucks like a firecracker too.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:29:38 2015 No.12867773

Working on a new story. This excerpt pique anyone's interest?

>Elsewhere a young girl placed a fluffy black paw on her blanket, gripping and tossing the fabric aside as she twisted and leapt out of her bed, the soft, furred paws she had for feet practically silent as she touched down on the cool wood floor. Two pointed, dog-like ears twitched attentively atop her head as she stretched her arms out, one paw shifting down to cover her mouth as she let out a yawn. Moving to her door she stepped out of her bedroom and into the bathroom across the hall, a thickly furred tail wagging behind her as she kicked a paw back to shut the door. She pulled her small, lapis-colored nightshirt off over her head, tossing it into a waiting laundry hamper, quickly followed by the small, white side-tie panties she removed with a quick pinch and a tug of its string.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:33:52 2015 No.12867776 >>12867773 Does it involve daughterus getting dicked?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:35:12 2015 No.12867781 >>12867776 No. Childhood Friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:36:56 2015 No.12867785 >>12867781 Fine too, proceed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:38:29 2015 No.12867787 >>12867559 Wait, what happened at the end? It was just like a tradition she was obliged to do and she never liked him because he is not Chad Thundercocky enough? Then what was the bullshit at the last page?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:38:29 2015 No.12867788 >>12867785 Alright then. Wanted to post an excerpt, see if it caught anyone's eye. Dead tired now, but I'll post a pastebin link later today, after I've proofread and such.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:41:08 2015 No.12867791 >>12867776 >no daughteru dicking SHHHIIITT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:45:55 2015 No.12867793 >>12867773 >>12867781 Sounds good. Please proceed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:48:48 2015 No.12867795 >>12867787 yeeeah, but that's not how she /really/ feels, deep down, unbeknownst to her. or some bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:50:06 2015 No.12867797 >>12867788 If you want to draw attention, write a futa story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:53:14 2015 No.12867801 >>12867797 Nah, we already have futa that everyone hates We already have NTR that everyone loves for some reason Now we need a proper guro, scat or something like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:54:28 2015 No.12867803 >>12867801 >We already have NTR that everyone loves for some reason >Now we need a proper guro, scat or something like this This ain't gonna end well, will it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 08:59:03 2015 No.12867806 >>12867801 What if they just hold hands with each other?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:00:45 2015 No.12867809 >>12867801 Nah, the next step would be yuri. Maybe yuri NTR. It works for Echidna. >Guaranteed genuine replies to a disingenuous passing joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:01:42 2015 No.12867810 >>12867809 >not wanting hot 2 honeybee girls on alarune action.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:05:56 2015 No.12867812

>>12867809
Liliraune is already canon MGE yuri
There was something about them luring other MGs if there is only 1 girl, so I guess there can be story about guy's wife becoming second liliraune and forgetting about him because the first one doesn't like him. It is said they can only love guy who they both love

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:06:33 2015 No.12867814

>>12867787
I'm not quite sure myself. She does tell him that he is lacking and to be given to her sisters. But why in rage and by blasting a hole in the wall?

And the last page also says that she feels better with him at her side.

>>12867611
Probably that yes. But with a little luck she might take him back in the end. Atleast his

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:07:35 2015 No.12867816 >>12867814 -fate wouldnt be a bad one in either case.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:13:08 2015 No.12867820 >>12867814 hmmm, you could otherwise say "viciously", in that vein. She's just showing off her newly gained power it seems

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:15:40 2015 No.12867825

>>12867810
Bee rapists are really fun. Smother-cuddling hornets into submission too.

>>12867812
>There was something about them luring other MGs if there is only 1 girl
Other like-minded human women to convert, yeah. An sure, but there's also Bicorn that's created when a Unicorn feels demonic energy feedback of her husband cheating on her.

Oh, OR if he's not a virgin. The purest of pure, but yeah, these things have their niches, whether or not they're palatable enough to not cause upset.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:30:40 2015 No.12867840 Your Monster Girl waifu is too tired for sex lately What do you do? Note you have no daughteru to don't dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:31:44 2015 No.12867842 >>12867840 I cuddle with her instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:33:14 2015 No.12867843 >>12867840 I'll talk to her first and ask what's wrong. I'll be worried in either case, it's not normal for monstergirls to not want sex. So visiting a doctor might be a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:33:49 2015 No.12867845 >>12867840 >creature created for sex, the ones who skip work/war/political affairs just to have sex with their husbandos >too tired for sex Impossible Unless she is getting plenty of sex on the side, of course

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:34:04 2015 No.12867846 >>12867840 mix benzos into her meals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:40:35 2015 No.12867853 >>12867840 threaten suicide

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:42:13 2015 No.12867855

>>12867814
>take him back in the end
It's not like someone took him from her in the first place. She just decided to dump him on her own
But I guess if going from "ruthless thing like my mother" and the fact that she is some kind of special snowflake who is probably supposed to be the next learder, she fears that if she showed her love for the guy, her mother would consider it as weakness and kill/NTR him from her. So she decided to restrain from seeing him until she deals off with her bitchy mother or something.
Though it's only my opinion and I'm not even a native speaker, so I could mess things up a bit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:42:52 2015 No.12867856 I want a lamia to stick her tail in my butt while we make love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:44:43 2015 No.12867861 >>12867856 I hope you turn into an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:44:57 2015 No.12867862 >>12867855 Yeah thats the direction I was thinking in aswell. She does talk about defeating mother if he was at her side. She does still care for him. But thats just based on the translations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:45:18 2015 No.12867864 >>12867856 Make sure you use lube.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:45:29 2015 No.12867865 >>12867856 I want to have hug sex with an Oomukade

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:46:41 2015 No.12867867 >>12867856 GET PEGGED @ IMMEDIATELY TRANSFORMS INTO ALP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:46:50 2015 No.12867870 >>12867861 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:47:50 2015 No.12867873 >>12867867 The funniest thing is, that is probably true in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:48:52 2015 No.12867877 >>12867865 I want to get a footjob from an oomukade

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:54:19 2015 No.12867888 Would you be friends with a Wurm who is abused by her Dragon mother for being a "failure child?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:54:23 2015 No.12867889 >>12867877 You have good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:55:08 2015 No.12867893 >>12867873 Just as it should be

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:56:08 2015 No.12867896 >>12867888 No, why would I be friends with a failure?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:56:13 2015 No.12867897

>>12867840

I understand. I'm too tired for sex myself nowadays, and I'm not a daughteru dicker either, so I'm cool with her taking a break, no harm done.

I'd ask her what's bugging her, of course, if something doesn't seem quite right, I'd be there to support her. If she's just tired and needs a break, then I'll just do what >>12867842 would do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 09:58:33 2015 No.12867900 >>12867888 Of course. >Calling your offspring a "failure child" Disgusting. That dragon may have a hoard but she isn't worth a fucking penny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:01:26 2015 No.12867905 >>12867896 She just has difficulties in math class, Anon, that shouldn't make her a failure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:03:27 2015 No.12867908 >>12867905 Dragons have very high expectations. The Wurn doesn't meet them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:08:12 2015 No.12867917 >>12867908 Then why keep her as a daughter then? To abuse her? Somebody needs to call the law on her ass for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:24:48 2015 No.12867931 >>12867917 Her mother still thinks that she can improve enough to be her perfect daughter. She's angry because she thinks her daughter is too lazy to try to improve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:28:54 2015 No.12867935 >>12867931 >too lazy But if she's trying her best to make her Mom happy and it still isn't enough?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:31:51 2015 No.12867939 >>12867935 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:32:20 2015 No.12867940 >>12867935 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:46:14 2015 No.12867952 >>12867560 >Requesting the one dude who made the beyblade runner wurm pic to give polt dazzle camo fur. A few hours late, but I'll get on that, as soon as I had my coffee..

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:48:12 2015 No.12867954

>Get Cheshire Nurse
>She notices you staring, her grin widening
>"What, do you want an eclair from Clare?"
>She smiles harder when you draw back in revulsion, visions of dickgirls flooding your head
>There's a bag on your food tray from Clare's Bakery, the caricatured Troll smiling as she pulls out a Boston Creme Eclair
>She starts eating it, giving you a "suit yourself"
>A moment of silence as she finishes the last bite and lets out a contented mewl
>"How about some kitty creme, then?"
>There's a saucer pulled from the thin air in her paw, filled with milk
>"Come on now, you're over-thinking things."
>She vanishes, her shit eating grin the last thing to disappear
>When she re-materializes, she's sitting on your face
>"But if you want, you can have a catastrophe all your own."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 10:51:09 2015 No.12867956 For the people who went to the archive last night, here's version 2. http://i.imgur.com/3Rg5CXm.jpg How do I even lighting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:00:18 2015 No.12867961 >>12867954 I would punch that faggot cat so hard in the face it'd splatter that fucking grin all over the walls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:02:36 2015 No.12867965 >>12867961 >implying she wouldn't just warp her invisible ass in front of her face so you ended up fisting her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:10:56 2015 No.12867974 >>12867965 >Not punching her invisible ass so hard that she no longer has an ass,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:20:47 2015 No.12867984 >>12867961 >Punch faggot cat, her grin splatters on the wall >"Oo, with foreplay like this you could get 10 to 15 for cat batter."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:27:25 2015 No.12867992 >>12867812 >canon yuri >it's all done to attract a man >canon. yuri.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:29:57 2015 No.12867997 >>12867984 FUCK Is there any way to get her to shut up? Or does this just continue until I go insane?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:50:02 2015 No.12868030 >>12867746 being janet is suffering

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:50:03 2015 No.12868031 >>12867974 >>12867984 I've always believed that Cheshires were among the few sado-masochists in the setting. So she'd actually enjoy getting a slap to the ass in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:55:18 2015 No.12868039 >>12867954 The only way to end her talking is to go for the kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:55:45 2015 No.12868040 >>12868031 Who doesn't enjoy a slap on the ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:56:59 2015 No.12868041 >>12867954 I want to break her heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 11:59:27 2015 No.12868042 >>12867954 I'd fill her up so much that folks would think she's pregnant. I'd want a litter of adorable cheshire kittens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:03:51 2015 No.12868047 >>12868042 My niggah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:07:42 2015 No.12868050 any decent monstergirl stuff get scanned from comiket.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:08:35 2015 No.12868051

A Polite Kikimora squirms happily as she sits at a restaurant booth, waiting for her Innocent master to return from the bathroom.
> I don't like that someone else gets to cook for master...but this is like our first date!! AND DATES LEAD TO MAID BONEING!!
The master soon rejoined her, and they sat chatting happily.
Just like her skills as a maid, her monster girl instincts were strong. She batted her eyelashes at her master, touched his palm gently when he made her laugh, rolled her shoulders casually to remind him of the substantial bust hidden beneath her uniform.
The twinkle in her eyes grew, as she noticed the blush coming into her master's cheeks.
> Thats it master! Let the lust grow inside of you on our date! We can take care of that when we get home! or on the table, whichever you prefer!!
Their waitress soon appeared, a succubus who seemed to have altered the normal family friendly uniform into something a bit more risqué, showing off her many assets.
As the succubus stepped to their table to take their order, she faltered slightly, eyes widening in amazement.
Never in her entire life, had she sensed so much sexual frustration in just two people. The sheer level of unsated desire made her knees shake.
The territorial glare from the Kikimora wasn't making her job any easier as well.
The succubus did her best to take down their orders without shaking in fear/awe. ( The kikimora made several adjustments to her master's choice, adding what spices he liked, how he wanted in cooked, and exactly how large the portion should be.))
The maid kept a wary eye on the lust demon, but didn't seem too worried.
> I bet she doesn't even know how to vacuum the corners of a room correctly! Or how to do the actual work in the kitchen!
The master was oblivious, as he enjoyed getting to just talk with his maid outside the house.
Soon their meals arrived, the succubus laying their plates on the table, as well as a large bottle that no one had ordered.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:10:08 2015 No.12868053

>>12868051
" Compliments of the house to our two new customers." The succubus said with a flourish, before leaving them alone again. She muttered under her breath as she walked away, something about her duty as a demon of love to help them.
The pair looked at each other, shrugging before they tried the beverage in the unknown bottle. Whatever it was, it was both sweet, and obviously incredibly potent alcohol wise.
As the night went on, their laughter grew louder and louder, as they slowly lost their restraint.
Soon they finished their meal, paid, and were stumbling out the front door, bottle in hand, as they were both not very tolerant to the mind clouding effects of alcohol.
The succubus waived them good bye, all though she slightly feared what they would do. That much demonic energy, if released all at once, would probably leave a crater in the middle of the city.
The Maid clung to her master's arms, shushing his shy complaints with explanation that it was for his safety.
" Mashta is clearly intoxe, untoxer...drunk. It's my job to keep keep him steady and safe."
> IF YOU WERE TO FALL AND SOMETHING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE I WOULD BURN THIS CITY TO THE GROUND. ALSO YOU ARE VERY, VERY WARM TONIGHT FOR SOME REASON. I HATE THAT THESE CLOTHES ARE IN THE WAY.
They soon were stumbling through their front door, tripping all over each other.
They ended up standing in the middle of their living room, holding each others hands for stability, both wobbling slightly.
They caught each other's eyes, and the maids breath hitched in her throat. She licked her lips, as she noticed the shine in his eyes, the flushed cheeks, his ragged breath.
> Y-YES MASTER...DO IT! KISS ME, KISS ME AND I SWEAR I'LL DO THE REST! DO IT NOW! DO IT! DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:10:50 2015 No.12868054 >>12868050 Explain. >>12868051 You have my attention.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:11:13 2015 No.12868055 [DELETED]

>>12868053
Then she saw it, and her eyes widened in fear. That dark cloud of self doubt appearing behind her master's eyes, the constant herald that denied her what she wanted most.
His eyes lowered to the floor, and he took a step away.
> Y-YOU CANT! PLEASE MASTER DON'T GO! PLEASE DON'T BITCH OUT.
His hands dropped hers, as he softly wished her good night, and thank you.
> NO MASTER! CANT YOU SEE I WANT YOU! PLEASE COME BACK I WANT YOU AS BAD AS YOU WANT ME!
Then he turned away from her, and walked into his bedroom, letting out a quiet sigh as he shut the door.
The maid was left alone, not a single wag in her tail, her ears drooped lower than normal, eyes slightly watery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:11:49 2015 No.12868056 >>12868054 im asking if any was

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:12:17 2015 No.12868057

>>12868053

Then she saw it, and her eyes widened in fear. That dark cloud of self doubt appearing behind her master's eyes, the constant herald that denied her what she wanted most.
His eyes lowered to the floor, and he took a step away.
> Y-YOU CANT! PLEASE MASTER DON'T GO! PLEASE DON'T BITCH OUT.
His hands dropped hers, as he softly wished her good night, and thank you.
> NO MASTER! CANT YOU SEE I WANT YOU! PLEASE COME BACK I WANT YOU AS BAD AS YOU WANT ME!
Then he turned away from her, and walked into his bedroom, letting out a quiet sigh as he shut the door.
The maid was left alone, not a single wag in her tail, her ears drooped lower than normal, eyes slightly watery.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:13:20 2015 No.12868059

>>12868057
The master snored loudly in his room, in an extra deep, drunken coma. He didn't even hear his bedroom door burst open.
The maid walked in, face flushed, their bottle from dinner now empty in her hand.
Her maid uniform was gone, now garbed only in a classy set of black and white lingerie, complete with garter belt. The outfit accentuated her already lovely curves, which bounced with each step she took, as she closed on her master's sleeping form.
" Damn Mastah...such an idjit. Gotta make him bettah, gottah keep trying." She mumbled drunkly to herself as she climbed into his bed.
She roughly flipped him onto his back, and sloppily gave him the usual hickey on the back of his neck, her usual method of letting others know he was claimed. She flipped him back over, and just stared at his face for a few minutes.
She started shaking him by his shoulders, not enough to wake him, but enough to vent. " What elsh can I do Mastah!? I know you want me!! Why cant we just have each other!?!" She muttered as she shook him.
" I'm shoft mastah...i'm warm....see?" She whispered, as she took his hands, placing one on her ample back side, his fingers naturally sinking into her soft skin. The other she placed on her large chest, rubbing it back and forth the lacy material of her bra.
" I'd...I'd make you feel so good...I promise...you'l see." She struggled to get through the sentence, as countless yawns began to pour out of her.
She wrapped her arms around him, pushing his face deep between her cleavage, as she nuzzled her face into his hair, breathing in his scent.
Her own cute snores soon joined his, as she slept on top of him, the same way a dog or cat might sleep on something precious to them.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:14:41 2015 No.12868061

>>12868059

She was the first to wake, groggily rubbing her eyes, before noticing her master's face stuck in between the valley of her breasts, and his hands all over her form.
Her eyes widened as she attempted to recall the events of the last night.
A confused, muffled voice soon came from her cleavage, as the master awake to a pleasant sensation. He slowly pulled his face out, and found himself staring into the eyes of his maid.
" O-Oh..master! You're awake! L-Let me exp-."
She was interrupted as the master let out a small yelp as he finally realized where and what he was doing. He backed away from her on the bed, his eyes filled with a mix of shame and fear.
" Oh God I finally did it, didn't I?! I ordered you to do something terrible!" He suddenly accused himself. He moved away from her until his back was against the wall, and he put his face into his hands
" I should have known if i got drunk I would order you to do something...l-lewd. I'm so sorry! I cant believe i'm so disgusting! I'm so stupid and shameful and a perv-"
His tirade was suddenly cut of with the sharp sound of skin on skin, as the maid delivered a swift slap across his face. He recovered to find her bright eyes piercing through him with disapproval.
" I wont allow anyone to talk about my master that way...not even you." She scolded him. Slowly, on her hands and knees, she closed the distance between them, her breasts swaying with each move she made.
" Now you are none of those things. You are kind, and honest, and loyal, and compassionate, and I wont allow you to say such things about yourself anymore. Do you understand?" She asked, when her forehead was almost pressing against his.
" U..Um..y-yes ma'am." He blurted out. Her closeness, her dress, and her commanding tone made his brain start to shorfire.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:16:49 2015 No.12868062

>>12868061
" Good. I will hold you to that." She said, before clearing her throat and sitting up.
" It seems neither of us are quite used to the effects of alcohol. I must have accidentally wandered into your room, and s-striped for sleep. So no harm done. I will go prepare breakfast so we can recover."
With that, she stood off of the bed, walking to his bedroom door, naturally swaying her hips with each step. When she closed the door behind her, she rested against it, letting out a deep breath.
> This...This is harder than I thought it would be. D-Dont worry master, i'll try even harder! I promise! I WILL GET THAT DICK!

Sorry I have not done one of these in a few threads, holidays are hard times with my job. next story will involve how kiki gets through the full moon.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:17:19 2015 No.12868063

I cobbled this together out of boredom. I don't know the writefag responsible for this though. It's also clearly incomplete, as it appears that the writefag canned it.
http://i.imgur.com/KxHB1YL.png
I kept getting errors for whatever reason, so I had to use imgur.
>>12867956
She looks way better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:17:52 2015 No.12868064 >>12868057 >>12868059 >Not dicking the maid I know that's the joke, but for fuck's sake..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:18:12 2015 No.12868065 >>12867678 See bacically every other post explaining why frontpussy is stupid. >>12867888 I unno, is she autistic or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:19:23 2015 No.12868066 >>12868063 >She looks way better. Thanks, although I have no idea what I'm doing..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:19:28 2015 No.12868067 >>12868056 Sorry, I read canned, as in thrown out.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat Jan 3 12:20:15 2015 No.12868069 http://imgur.com/Q3xBbgx

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:20:49 2015 No.12868070 >>12868064 It's more fun to tease her and make her beg for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:21:27 2015 No.12868071 >>12868069 ..But is it better than yours?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:23:37 2015 No.12868073 >>12868070 I guess. But if it was me, I would've hit that waaay sooner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:27:09 2015 No.12868079 >>12867997 >She just wiggles her ass on top of you, the smothering female musk and heat from her groin making you almost sweat >"Go ahead, pet the pussy." >She starts mewling when you start licking >"T-that's right. Cat's got your tongue~"

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:27:22 2015 No.12868080

>>12868073
That's not as fun. I would tease her at first seeming innocent, before moving on to lewder and lewder things. When she's a constant sopping mess that can barely work without her knees falling out from under her, then I would make her tell me all the filthy thoughts she's had about master before dicking her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:27:52 2015 No.12868081 >>12868062 >full moon Oh God. Damn you, how much longer are you gonna make her suffer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:30:05 2015 No.12868083 >>12868062 Awesome man, I love your work

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:32:07 2015 No.12868085 >>12868080 Bah, who has the time? Between her cleaning up my mess, and me carefully setting up new messes along the way... I never said there would be no teasing/trolling her...Or does that count as abuse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:35:26 2015 No.12868089 >>12868081 Untill I'm out of ideas! I've got a full moon episode, and I got like a rough idea of a prequel. >>12868083 Thank you very much anon, i'm glad you liked it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:37:02 2015 No.12868092 >>12868079 Niiiice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:37:11 2015 No.12868093 >>12867543 No idea, I just have it on my imgur.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:39:17 2015 No.12868095

>A young Beelzebub grows up seeing her father desperately try to keep his home clean in the hopes that her somewhat sadistic mother will finally leave him alone
>Most Beelzebub's seek out slobs, men who live such sloppy lives that they need to wade through trash to get to the bathroom
>Growing up with a father who seems to be such a clean freak must have warped something in the poor girl's psyche it would certainly explain how you ended up with a Beelzebub maid
>Your parents died when you were young, and you were raised by your grandparents until they died too, you dealt with the loss and you're okay now, but you inherited enough money that as long as you don't spend too extravagantly, you never have to work and can live the NEET life
>Like most NEETs, your apartment ended up pretty messy
>Friends would occasionally joke about how you'll be visited by a Beelzebub if you didn't start keeping the place cleaner, but it's not like you leave old food around or anything, right?
>Well suprise, suprise, your friends jokes were right, only she showed up wearing a maid outfit and forced her way inside before setting to work cleaning up all the trash, scrubbing the floor, doing the dishes and all the other menial chores that you neglected
>By the time she was done, she was a jittering wreck with a positively enormous damp spot on the front of her dress
>She took you right there on the freshly polished hardwood
>Turns out her childhood made her associate cleaning with sex, so when she found a man she fancied she cleaned his apartment and by the time she was done she just couldn't control herself anymore
>Now she lives a happy life with you, encouraging you to toss that empty box of cheez-its on the floor instead of getting up to put it in the trash, looking forward to cleaning the floor before cleaning your dick

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat Jan 3 12:40:54 2015 No.12868099 >>12868071 http://imgur.com/l9bmIht

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:41:15 2015 No.12868100

>>12868085
Maids want to be teased They want to know that master wants to fuck a lowly maid like her and turn her into a rolling orgasmic mess. All the teasing makes them think that if they work harder and maybe drop a few more hints, master will sneak up behind them, snake a hand under her dress and into her panties before saying that a lustful dirty beast like her needs to have those dirty thoughts pushed out of her head before ordering her to the bedroom. It might take a lot of work, but they'll love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:41:43 2015 No.12868101 >>12868095 >By the time she was done, she was a jittering wreck with a positively enormous damp spot on the front of her dress What on earth

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:43:36 2015 No.12868106 >>12868062 I never get tired of these kiki shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:44:23 2015 No.12868107 >>12868099 Seems legit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:45:26 2015 No.12868109 >>12868095 >Meidobub

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:48:55 2015 No.12868114 >>12867693 Wonders truly never cease.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:50:28 2015 No.12868115 >>12868062 I really like these. Best Kiki story yet, I hope she doesn't get the dick for a long time yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:50:48 2015 No.12868116 >>12865234 >tfw no chimera ant waifu >tfw she(?) would just get killed by MC plot armor anyway Truly, this is suffering. Rejoice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:51:33 2015 No.12868117 >>12868062 >Final chapter >the guy ends up with a succubus >kiki maid goes nuclear mad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:52:53 2015 No.12868118 MONSTER DICK! http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:53:15 2015 No.12868119 >>12868117 http://i.imgur.com/dEyl3fm.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:53:54 2015 No.12868120 >>12868115 >I hope she doesn't get the dick for a long time yet. You ever been fucked with a chainsaw?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:55:17 2015 No.12868124 >>12867693 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGtxbIXfBw Sometimes nature gives me arrhythmia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:55:40 2015 No.12868125 >>12868118 That's cool anon, but we already know about incubi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 12:56:20 2015 No.12868126 >>12868118 You mean human dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:00:55 2015 No.12868137 >>12868101 She'd been scrubbing herself while scrubbing the floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:01:13 2015 No.12868138 >>12868126 I mean humongousized dick. World guide said monsters like a guy with a huge tool, but it doesn't matter if you're tiny, yet incubization gives you a rifle size dick. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:02:59 2015 No.12868143 >>12868138 I don't want a dick the size of a summer sausage. I'm totally fine with my dick the way it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:04:05 2015 No.12868145 >>12868143 Then find an MG that loves you for you. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:04:48 2015 No.12868146 >>12868118 For some reason, I always think of Daimon Hellstrom whenever Incubi are brought up...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:07:09 2015 No.12868151 >>12868145 I've often wondered, what monstergirl species are bound to have lifespans comparable to normal humans, so Incubization is unnecessary? Also, would the MGEs Harpies still age at a faster rate than normal humans?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:07:32 2015 No.12868152

>>12868143
>The biggest changes of all occur in the functions that are also most important to monsters that get used during sex. It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more. The amount of semen and spirit released from there will be incomparable to when they were human, and they'll have boundless stamina so that they're able to release it again and again without getting exhausted.

>Besides genital gargantuism, Incubi do not receive drastic physical changes comparable to, say, an arachne's abdomen or a succubus' wings and tail. They do, however, see away any features that impeded their sex lives previously, like corpulence or the general frailties of old age.

Tough shit, you're gonna be hung like a horse and you'll like it.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:08:19 2015 No.12868153

You're a young prince, heir to your Mother's castle. However, your mother is old fashioned, and believes you need a wife to keep you in line. Someone strong, powerful, intelligent and capable of running her kingdom. So, your mother has locked you away in the highest room of the tallest tower once you reach age 7, ready to be rescued by your Princess Charming.

Who is your knight in shining armor?

>Hot Blooded Salamander
A Bounty Hunter whos traveled on the road for many years, this Christmas Cake tomboy heard of a treasure that could be found in an abandoned castle's tallest tower. All she found was you though. She's quick and fearless, and quite headstrong. She has a very dominant personality and while sarcastic at times, is always sincere and values honesty. While she might fall in love with her, the royal life isn't her style, and you'll have to give up your birthright should you want to be with her.

>Traditional Centaur
This knight trained since birth to be a royal knight, and now the time has come to prove herself. Very skilled with a lance as well as formal, expect her to recite old poetry and stick to the book. Despite traditional gender roles, she's actually quite squimish when it comes to romance, and you might be able to take charge when she's flustered. Expect her to be a very loving wife and great queen.

>Stubborn Ogre
This big girl who's nearly twice your height only rescued you to reclaim her swamp. On the surface, she can be crude, cold, and bitter, but if you spend some time with her and don't treat her terribly, she'll warm up to you, slowly tearing down her emotional walls. Expect sweet tender tsundere love here.

Or, you can take the secret box which will be unveiled in 20 minutes. Be warned though that once you lock into the box, there's no going back. You also can't pick it if you don't stick with it ahead of time. Do you risk the box, or is one of the previous suitors more your style?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:09:29 2015 No.12868154 >>12868138 It doesn't necessarily makes it monstruous, just perfect for the partner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:10:13 2015 No.12868156 >>12868152 >Tough shit, you're gonna be hung like a horse and you'll like it. but what if the monstergirl is into small shota dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:11:26 2015 No.12868160 >>12868153 Secret box. I don't like any of the options.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:11:32 2015 No.12868161 >>12868153 Gonna have to go with the box on this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:11:36 2015 No.12868162 >>12868153 Gimme the box. I'm a gamblin' man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:11:42 2015 No.12868164 >>12868152 If a Dark Elves husbando has a huge dick because of Incubization, she wouldn't be able to belittle it anymore. >>12868153 Either the Salamander or Horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:13:18 2015 No.12868167 >>12868153 Although I am tempted to go with the secret box, I think I will go with the Ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:13:38 2015 No.12868169 >>12868156 Is there a single instance outside headcanon of MGs going after shota dick in MGE? Anyone else having problems uploading images?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:13:58 2015 No.12868172 >>12868153 >Christmas Cake >Salamander >tomboy Fuck my birthright I want her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:15:22 2015 No.12868174 >>12868164 >Ara ara, look at it. Did you staple a hose to your crotch in embarrassment? I bet you can't even fit in in anything. Aren't you embarrassed to have this over-sized salami for a dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:15:33 2015 No.12868176 >>12868169 I dont recall any but I feel it works with the femdom angle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:15:41 2015 No.12868177 >>12868154 It says genital gargantuism dude. Not saying you'll get a dick to split a rail spike but, hey.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:16:08 2015 No.12868179 >>12868169 >What are Wonderland shotafication cookies. Also, the image problem is site wide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:16:31 2015 No.12868182 >TFW Pleasure island would totally be a real thing if monster girls were around >Turning boys into incubi and shipping them off to single Christmas cake MG perverts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:17:41 2015 No.12868184 >>12868182 >single Christmas cake MG perverts I can volunteer for that right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:18:09 2015 No.12868186 >>12868169 I think it was the opposite saying that MGs who adopt sons don't rape them or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:18:34 2015 No.12868187 >>12868174 No sell. She'd end up frustrated because I'd be laughing at her all day. To really twist the knife, enrapture, or make the daughteru afraid of the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:18:37 2015 No.12868189 >>12868174 Damn, that's a whole new form of belittlement. >>12868182 >"W-what are we going to do on the hammock today, lady?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:19:20 2015 No.12868192 >>12868186 Correct. They can raise them to be their husbands, but they don't rape them when they're shotas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:19:30 2015 No.12868194 >>12868186 I think they hold off until it's safe for them to engage in sex with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:20:30 2015 No.12868198 >>12868179 I thought that was sabbath? And as far as we know, monsters raise shotas before sexing them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:21:14 2015 No.12868202 >>12868192 well dammit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:24:18 2015 No.12868209 >>12868153 >locking up a lone shota What a shitty mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:25:23 2015 No.12868212 >>12868182 >>Turning boys into incubi and shipping them off to single Christmas cake MG perverts Absolutely disgusting Loli island is cool though image from loli island manga that I can't upload

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:26:20 2015 No.12868214 >>12868212 Use imgur.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:26:41 2015 No.12868215 >>12868153 Salamander right off the bat. I hate royal life anyhow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:27:00 2015 No.12868218 >>12868153 >only rescued you to reclaim her swamp. seriously?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:27:19 2015 No.12868221

>>12868160
>>12868161
>>12868162
Congratulations, inside the secret box is

>Villainous Jabberwocky
The person in finding the dragon who's supposed to guard your castle till a worthy suitor came across didn't do the best background checks. They ended up hiring this Jabberwocky, a lewd Christmas Cake ready to pounce on your young princely self. And by lewd, we mean she loves holding your hand in her claws as she watches romantic movies with you and cuddles you like a daki while telling you her dreams. Don't be fooled by her outwardly friendly nature, you're hers now. She's a big and powerful dragon after all, and with her desire to love and cuddle you, she's not letting any knight rescue you. You're in that castle with her for a long time. Don't worry though, she'll bring movies and stories and games and all to pass the time with you.

>>12868209
It's tradition anon, shotas are to be locked up in the highest room of the tallest tower until their Princess Charming rescues them. Don't you know how the fairy tales work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:27:30 2015 No.12868223 >>12868192 >>12868194 This is untapped potential.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:28:00 2015 No.12868225 >>12868153 Fuck it, gimme the box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:28:42 2015 No.12868228 >>12868221 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:29:07 2015 No.12868232 >>12868221 She's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:29:07 2015 No.12868233 >>12868221 Face it, Jinko; you just hit the jackpot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:30:29 2015 No.12868234 >>12868221 Man I'm glad I waited for the box. Anyone who thinks horsepussy beats this is a communist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:30:40 2015 No.12868237 An onee-san type of dragon girl moves next door to you while you're in school again. Do you visit her? Or wait until she's outside, and have a waterballoon war with one of your friends and "accidentally" throw one at her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:30:57 2015 No.12868239 >>12868223 >even mgs think shota a shit Shotaforcers BTFO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:31:57 2015 No.12868240 >>12868223 It's also my fetish. Does someone have the vampire greentext?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:31:57 2015 No.12868241 >>12868237 >onee-san Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:32:20 2015 No.12868244 >>12868062 I love these. Thanks for continuing. Looking forward to the next installment!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:32:36 2015 No.12868245 >>12868221 >It's tradition anon, shotas are to be locked up in the highest room of the tallest tower until their Princess Charming rescues them. Don't you know how the fairy tales work? Just so you know, this sounds stupid as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:32:58 2015 No.12868246 >>12868241 >Not liking nee-sans No anon. You are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:34:07 2015 No.12868247 >>12868153 >Christmas Cake tomboy MY OH MY. Horsepussy a good, for once Not sure which, don't want no ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:34:08 2015 No.12868248 >>12868246 I guess it's better than ccshit but still a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:34:17 2015 No.12868249 >>12868241 So this is the power of bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:35:10 2015 No.12868250 >>12868212 >Loli island is cool though Is that like Succuslut Island but for pedophiles?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:35:22 2015 No.12868251 >>12868239 Nothing in the MGE world guide states that /ss/ a shit. >>12868240 http://i.imgur.com/1fooWII.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:35:31 2015 No.12868252 >>12868246 >>12868248 I can't tell if this is bait or shit taste.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:36:19 2015 No.12868253

>>12868221
Would be good, but I have no interest in becoming a housewife...er, husband.
From my experience most housewives become lazy assholes, so I would become no different.
I need a job and an option for staying fit, it's good for your mental stability.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:36:59 2015 No.12868255 >>12868252 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:37:20 2015 No.12868256 >>12868251 I'd say monsters raising perfectly rapeable males before fucking them qualifies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:37:41 2015 No.12868258 Jesus, can't anyone come up with an idea where people are in college or working at least?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:37:57 2015 No.12868260 >>12868249 >>12868252 >someone hates my fetish >ITS BAIT GUISE It's like futafags saying everyone who hate futa is baiting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:38:42 2015 No.12868263 >>12868250 Succuslut Island?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:39:44 2015 No.12868268 >>12868258 What are you talking about? There are multiple stories with adult/college-age protagonists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:39:48 2015 No.12868269 >>12868260 Neesans are loved all over 4chan, you are baiting or just being contrarian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:40:29 2015 No.12868271 >>12868263 It's an island filled with promiscuous knob-gobblers and buttsluts.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:40:44 2015 No.12868272

>>12868245
Why do you hate Fairy Tales? Don't you know how they all go?

Like the Little Red Riding Shota, who goes to visit his grandfather in the woods and ends up being proactively dated by a Hellhound Girl, an all time classic.

Or the story of the Human Girl Loli and Shota who find a house of sweets which is owned by a Christmas Cake Witch, who tenderly loves the cute shota. The Loli is tossed into the oven.

Or the one story about the fairest bishounen in the land, and the evil king jealous of his complexion tries to kill him with an evil apple. However, the 7 Dwarf girls kidnap the king and mindbreak him into a cumpump while the kind Elf Princess wakes up the sleeping Bishounen.

You should know all these anon, they're classic tales you read to your Monster Girl Daughteru before bedtime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:40:53 2015 No.12868273 >>12868258 What are you talking about? Most stories is set into medieval setting I don't even remember any proper school stories, only shitty greentext

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:40:54 2015 No.12868274 >>12868260 Sabbath pls go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:41:23 2015 No.12868277 >>12868260 >bringing up futa out of nowhere >again >using fag >again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:42:13 2015 No.12868283 >>12868260 Also >comparing neesans with futa I've met some Pok Gais before but you, you're the Pok Gaiest of them all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:42:19 2015 No.12868285 >>12868273 The last couple prompts have been with younglings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:42:31 2015 No.12868286 >>12868277 Oh, sorry, did I trigger you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:43:45 2015 No.12868288 >>12868286 Sir, you are a blight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:44:50 2015 No.12868289 >>12868285 You mean shotashit? Yeah, a bunch of forcers came out recently, but they can only make greentextes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:46:33 2015 No.12868295 >>12868271 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:46:58 2015 No.12868297 >>12868289 >forcers If anyone's forcing it's you with your own tastes. >Nobody can like this because I don't like it >I'll call it shotashit! That'll make them see the light!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:47:01 2015 No.12868298 >>12868283 Right, you even more obnoxious than futa posters At least they don't treat their fetish as one and only holy fetish grail

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:48:29 2015 No.12868304

>>12868272
I feel that Little Red Riding Squire might work better.
>>12868289
>forcers
So is any subject getting discussed within a certain period of time considered "forcing" now?

You understand that there's literally nothing stopping you from bringing up another subject.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:50:14 2015 No.12868308 >>12868304 He can't change the topic himself. He's like a baby with a wet diaper; he has to get people to do it for him by whining loudly and throwing a tantrum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:51:04 2015 No.12868313 >>12868272 >read for daughterus That makes more sense, I was imagining boys being read these. >not turning the girl and engaging in a three way with legit incest thrown in >roasting a little girl I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:52:29 2015 No.12868318 >>12868272 >The Loli is tossed into the oven. >loli into the oven Yeap, shotafags confirmed for worse than hitler

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:52:34 2015 No.12868319 >>12868153 You're locked away at age 7? That's ridiculous. box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:53:09 2015 No.12868322 >>12868298 >he's going all out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:53:45 2015 No.12868324 Can we please go back to a more agreeable topic? Like how polt has a nice ass. Yeah, that was nice. Speaking of nice things, which MG would make the most entertaining teacher? No, succubi don't count.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:54:41 2015 No.12868329 >>12868221 I'm so glad I chose this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:54:58 2015 No.12868332 >>12868324 Wurm. She'd make the best preschool teacher. She'd be so much fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:55:28 2015 No.12868334 >>12868324 Succubi make better principals than teachers anyway. As for teachers, a Lich would make a good Chemistry teacher.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:56:05 2015 No.12868336 >>12868324 Seconding this >>12868332

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:56:37 2015 No.12868338 >>12868324 That's not a very subtle way to bring up different subjects, shitbird.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:57:11 2015 No.12868341 >>12868313 >>12868318 The early Sisters Grimm work had some very dark fetishes in it, from Guro, Vore and hand holding. Their later work did lighten in tone and have more acceptable subject matters such as good old rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:57:13 2015 No.12868342 >>12868324 >someone shitposts >let's talk about the hairy ass of furry character Smooth

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:57:45 2015 No.12868344 >>12868308 He's still going at it too, unsurprisingly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 13:57:50 2015 No.12868345 >>12868289 (not him) Hey I don't like shotashit either, but it's not forcing unless the prompt says "it's not about shotas" and the forcers respond "It is now".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:00:14 2015 No.12868348 >>12867560 >>12867952 >dazzle camo polt Well, I hope this is what you wanted.. http://i.imgur.com/plE8JgE.jpg >Not sure if fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:01:40 2015 No.12868352 >>12868324 >>12868332 >>12868334 Needs more monster girls who wouldn't fit the archetype. >Valkyrie health teacher has to teach students about sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:01:40 2015 No.12868353 >>12868338 Thank you for your contribution. >>12868342 You as well. If you had the ability to read, you would've noticed that that was not what I asked to talk about. But some of us have brain tumors I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:01:55 2015 No.12868356 >>12858546 catgirls with dicks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:02:40 2015 No.12868360 >>12868272 >The Loli is tossed into the oven. >However, the 7 Dwarf girls kidnap the king and mindbreak him into a cumpump I kek'd pretty damn hard. Thank you, anon. I need more stories for reading to my daughteru. Any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:03:11 2015 No.12868363 >>12868341 Sure but the good guys still win So it will end with shota brutally killing the crazy evil witch and avenging for his sister

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:03:57 2015 No.12868366 >>12868352 Holy shit that is hilarious. She looks like a Jackson Pollock painting! Gonna cut her out with whatever means I have and have some fun with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:05:05 2015 No.12868369 >>12868366 Unless of course you can do it, while maintaining the appearance of closure (no gaps in body outline). You're probably better at this then I am, but I'll see what I can do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:05:18 2015 No.12868370 >>12868363 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLElEqzJArI

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:10:25 2015 No.12868378 >>12868324 The wight foreign language teacher is the most... distracting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:10:46 2015 No.12868379 >>12868221 Oh hell yes. I chose right. Gamling pays off, occasionally.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:12:13 2015 No.12868381

Guess it can't be helped, can it?
MGK once again, you fucking gorillas. It's a cold winter day.
Do you make a snow throne with Pharaoh and Anubis? Maybe even warm your hands up with Anubis' paws?
Do you help thaw out Ophy, who not only froze over, but got stuck in another trash bin?
Do huddle together with Kitsune, Kikimora, Werewolf, and cardboard cutout of Girtablilu for warmth?
Do you make snow angels with Wyvern?
Do you make a snowman megazord with Ryu and Dragon?
Do you stay inside with the Echidna teacher and have her read a story to you from the same book of fairy tails her mother read to her when she was young?
Do you help Lich get unstuck from the slide?
Do you play with the new Yuki and Yeti girls?
Do you make an igloo with Sandworm and Wurm?
Do you sneak off and drink alcohol with the 2nd grader Salamander and Hell hound?
Do you switch to Timmy's body, and let Dark Elf and P'Ork violate your masculinity with girly dresses?
Do you poke Junko with a stick to see if she's alive, and if she is invite her in for coco?
Or do you stay inside and play Pokemon games with Mino, Dulla, and the others not mentioned?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:13:37 2015 No.12868386 >>12868381 >Do you poke Junko with a stick to see if she's alive Why you do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:14:11 2015 No.12868389 >>12868381 >Do you stay inside with the Echidna teacher and have her read a story to you from the same book of fairy tails her mother read to her when she was young? This one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:14:54 2015 No.12868390 >>12868381 >fluffy triple threat >in winter Any answer but huddling with the girls is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:15:31 2015 No.12868392 >>12868386 Because it gets darker before dawn, obviously. And because she needs 35 more vote points till her next level, where she can class change into either a Madao or Home Owner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:15:49 2015 No.12868395 >>12868381 >even warm your hands up with Anubis' paws? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:15:51 2015 No.12868396 >>12868381 Junko is gonna get lov- taken home and given coco

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:16:03 2015 No.12868398

>>12868381
>Maybe even warm your hands up with Anubis' paws
>Kitsune, Kikimora, Werewolf, and cardboard cutout of Girtablilu for warmth
*Audible screaming involving how that is relevant to my sexual desires*
>Do you sneak off and drink alcohol with the 2nd grader Salamander and Hell hound
It's funny, because they'll almost certainly find it disgusting.
>Do you sneak off and drink alcohol with the 2nd grader Salamander and Hell hound
Here's hoping it doesn't collapse on us like they allways fucking do.

Many good options.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:16:45 2015 No.12868400 >>12868381 Does the Echidna ever do anything lewd?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:17:55 2015 No.12868402

>>12868381
>Do you stay inside with the Echidna teacher and have her read a story to you from the same book of fairy tails her mother read to her when she was young?
>Do you make an igloo with Sandworm and Wurm?
>Do you play with the new Yuki and Yeti girls?
>Do you make snow angels with Wyvern?
These options! I can't decide!

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:18:45 2015 No.12868404

>>12868400
Why? Do you want her to help a young shota deal with an erection he magically got? And while he thinks he's dying she'll calmly and gently jerk him off? Before noticing he's still hard after he comes, and then going further like some half assed h doujin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:19:01 2015 No.12868406 >>12868381 Junko.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:19:40 2015 No.12868410 >>12868404 Y-yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:20:50 2015 No.12868412 >>12868404 it's cliche because it works dammit!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:21:11 2015 No.12868414 >>12868402 >stay inside the echidna teacher unf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:25:10 2015 No.12868420 >>12868410 >>12868412 Well too bad. Maybe if Bromont or some other writefag with raping hard on for lewd older women moseyed on over here you'd get something like that, but not with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:26:46 2015 No.12868423 >>12868381 >No 6th Grader Jabberwock Wh-Where is she? I want to woo her over and ask her to warm my cold shota body with her warm scales.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:26:47 2015 No.12868424 >>12868412 >>12868420 http://exhentai.org/g/346852/19d4ae5f28/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:29:19 2015 No.12868428 >>12868423 She's learning shit in sixth grade, and playing in the big kid's playground.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:30:12 2015 No.12868430 >>12868423 She's at home, under a billion blankets. It's cold outside, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:30:59 2015 No.12868432 >>12868381 Megazord with ryu and dragon! Then we notice junko and invite her in for cocoa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:31:16 2015 No.12868433 >>12868153 My mother? That implies she's a human, why does she want me marrying some monster? Why not a pretty human Paladin lady?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:37:35 2015 No.12868444

>>12868430
Then I want to sneak out of the playground and find her house, ask her mother to let me in and sneak up to her room and bury myself under the blankets with her to warm each other up, and leave myself vulnerable to her to touch me in some manner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:38:33 2015 No.12868448 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6YcM7RCcAItL5O.jpg >so this is a thing now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:39:06 2015 No.12868450 >>12868444 >the mother letting a stranger into the house

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:39:31 2015 No.12868452 >>12868448 >Hello what's this? Pbs? Interesting, maybe an article or somethi-AAAAHHHHH!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:39:51 2015 No.12868453 >>12868381 Anubis'll warm my hands up with her paws? That's so nice of her! Especially since I always seem to forget my gloves...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:40:02 2015 No.12868454 >>12868448 Is that a facehugger?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:40:13 2015 No.12868455 >>12868448 What the what? What the hell is that? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:41:25 2015 No.12868460 >>12868450 >not simply saying you're a classmate >monster mother cockblocking their daughterus >especially a fucking Jabberwock

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:41:26 2015 No.12868461 >>12868450 >Not charming the Jabberwock mom by complimenting how lovely she is and saying I want to check in on my friend, 6th Grader Jabberwock, to make sure she was well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:41:49 2015 No.12868463 >>12868453 You're lucky to have her as a friend. Of course that will go to hell around middle school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:42:26 2015 No.12868464 >>12868448 An Alien onahole or something? Big deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:42:35 2015 No.12868465 >>12868448 How is this called? Looks like manticore's pussy tail

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:42:51 2015 No.12868466 >>12868460 >classmate >you're a kindergartener >and she's in sixth grade You don't even look or sound the part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:42:52 2015 No.12868467 >>12868455 Trouser Snake, the everliving?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:43:58 2015 No.12868469 >>12866960 Hey, hey dude. The mob story needs a metric fuckton of editing and nobody is even talking about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:45:05 2015 No.12868472 >>12868381 Play with the Yeti and Yuki-Onna since they'd drag me out my house to play anyway. Then fall asleep on the snow because it's too early in the morning and I'm so tired can't even see straight, let alone stand.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:45:07 2015 No.12868473

>>12868169
>>12868186
It depends. Some Adoptive Mothers may go for the /ss/. Some prefer to wait as >>12868194 said.

Majority of the time, they just raise the kid as a normal parent. But the angle is there canonically for some Monster-Momma stuff.

Otherwise, for just general /ss/, it's mentioned that older MGs tend not to go for guys who haven't at least developed the ability to ejaculate actual cum yet.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:45:30 2015 No.12868474

>>12868460
>>12868461
>You're in kindergarten
>You're barely over 2 feet
>Trying to charm a MILF
>Saying that you're in a 6th graders
>A 6th graders
>Classmate
You're batter off saying you got lost in the "snowstorm" and you're freezing cold.
Wait, shit, that's a good idea

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:45:41 2015 No.12868475 >>12868466 >"I'm younger than I look." >"I also skipped some grades." >"I'll let you fondle me if you let me see your daughteru."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:45:55 2015 No.12868477 >>12868466 >letting age difference stop you Mo other points stand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:46:09 2015 No.12868481 >>12868463 W-What? Why would it, umm, go to hell?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:46:32 2015 No.12868482 >>12868472 You're in recess anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:48:00 2015 No.12868486 >>12868481 Puberty, hormones, bleeding for a few days and not dying, ect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:50:36 2015 No.12868496 >>12868486 her vag may run, but our love will never wither! Christ that was a weird sentence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:50:37 2015 No.12868497 >>12868486 And then you have high school, where you'll hate every minute of it But then things get better in college HA!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:51:42 2015 No.12868501 >>12868486 That-that sounds awful. Would she like it at all if I made her some soup, like I do when she gets sick now? Oh! Or does she need bandaids for the bleeding?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:52:03 2015 No.12868503 >>12868482 I stayed up late last night playing vidya, and they like waking up early to play in the snow for as long as they can, so yeah. I'm actually pretty damn tired right now, I really need to go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:53:26 2015 No.12868505 >>12868497 >college >get invited to party >Anubis is there >she's being forced to drink by her friends and Pharaoh leader/Madonna >soon she's drunk, and laying against you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:54:33 2015 No.12868507 >>12868486 Monstergirls = / = Human girls Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:54:54 2015 No.12868511 >>12868505 >Think she's had enough >Excuse myself, and help her up >Tell her I'm going to take her back to her dorm room so she can get some rest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:54:58 2015 No.12868512 >>12868505 >she gets raped by some bros in front of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:55:34 2015 No.12868514 >>12868505 Colleges in charge of rape awareness seminars. HAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:55:59 2015 No.12868516 >>12868512 Fuck off cuck-fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:56:44 2015 No.12868521 >>12868514 >Men look to your left, then your right >Statistics indicate that every woman in the room will rape you right now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 14:57:52 2015 No.12868525 >>12868516 >You know anon, it really hurts to have your butthole pried open...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:00:36 2015 No.12868529 >>12868512 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:01:10 2015 No.12868531 >>12868511 >after you bring her to her room she kisses you deeply >her kiss is sloppy, and alcohol flavored

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:01:28 2015 No.12868534

>>12868521
>Guys know that going to a college party is basically prowling and hunting grounds for Mamono
>The only way to avoid getting raped is someone has to take the bullet
>all the bullets
>One man. Alone.
>With X amount of Mamono
>Has to get drunk on his mind so he's vulnerable, basically painting himself in blood and wearing meat for clothing
>One man
>Of course, this sounds like heaven
>Until you realize it's one man satisfying, say, 50 Mamono
>They always come back wrong, in some way

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:02:27 2015 No.12868537 >>12868525 It's still the best love story ever told

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:03:18 2015 No.12868538 I just want to drive a tsundere insane by dating other women in front of her after she told me she didn't want to go out and insulted me. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:03:29 2015 No.12868539 >>12868534 I volunteer.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:04:03 2015 No.12868542

>>12868531
>Don't much care for the taste
>Got drool all over your face
>But all the same, it feels nice kissing her
>Can't help but want to kiss her back, almost as sloppily.
>Don't want to do anything she might regret when she's this drunk though.
>Ask her if she's sure she doesn't want to just lie down.
>Offer to be her snuggle-pillow all night long as she sleeps off her buzz.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:04:16 2015 No.12868543 >>12868512 Proceed

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:05:20 2015 No.12868546

>>12868511
>Get her to her dorm
>Help her out of her clothes but leave the underwear on
>Put her under the covers
>Watch over her for a little before leaving
>A few days later campus police come get you during class
>You panic, asking what the charges are
>"Failure to assault a mamono unable to give consent"
>Hard stares follow you as you're escorted out of the room. A Lizardgirl spits in your direction. A succubus is crying into some guy's chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:05:33 2015 No.12868547 >>12868538 That's justice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:05:51 2015 No.12868548 >>12868542 >she wakes up the next morning next to you >she then scowls while hugging you tighter, wondering why you didn't make her your woman while you had the chance

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:05:51 2015 No.12868549 >>12868512 bait harder, faget I'm a fish with expensive tastes >>12868516 >biting the bait

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:06:13 2015 No.12868552 Is futa gay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:06:22 2015 No.12868553 >>12868512 He deserves it.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:06:53 2015 No.12868557

>>12868521
>Anon was adopted by a Dragon as a child but still ended up having a childhood that would be considered completely normal by human standards
>He was never bothered through elementary, middle or high school because everyone knew who his mother was and didn't want no trouble
>He goes off to college, his mother gives him a completely normal goodbye
>First day there, over a dozen monster girls try to proactively date him
>He manages to escape and hide in a closet and make a call to his mother
>"Oh, sweetie! You're calling home already?"
>"MOM HELP! T-they're trying to rape me!"
>"...What?"
>"Yeah! Like 10 of them all attacked me one after the other, but I go away. Mom what do I do?!"
>"Anon. Before I say this, I want you to know that I love you, okay?"
>"W-what?"
>"I THOUGHT I RAISED A MAN, NOT A WUSS! NOW YOU GET OUT OF WHATEVER HOLE YOU'RE HIDING IN AND YOU GIVE ME GRANDCHILDREN! DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!"
Anon was found curled up in a ball in the back of a broom closet by the janitor later that day, having cried himself to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:07:18 2015 No.12868560 >>12868552 Don't start shit boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:07:34 2015 No.12868562 >>12868552 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:08:03 2015 No.12868565 >>12868548 >Wake up in her arms. >Give her a kiss on the cheek. >Tell her that you didn't want her to pass out drunk halfway through if you did that. >Instead, ask her if she'd like to get dinner with you that night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:08:04 2015 No.12868566 >>12868538 For the second time, you do something right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:08:28 2015 No.12868567 >>12868552 You already tried to bait early on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:09:37 2015 No.12868569 >>12868552 Yes.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:20:25 2015 No.12868580

>>12868557
>get almost raped
>get told to stop being a fag and provide the D, all while scared shitless, wallowing in a pool of shame and self disgust after, pretending you're okay

BY THE COLD FLAME OF THE AFTERLIFE, AND THE DREAD WORDS OF THE LORDS OF THE DEAD, I COMMAND YOU, WRITEFAGS ARISE!!!

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:22:52 2015 No.12868592

>>12868543
>all the bros get a turn probing her tight virgin butt
>shot after shot of bro cum floods into her less and less pure anus
>finally it's your turn
>all the bros hoot and holler as your virginity disappears up her ruined asshole
>as you lie panting on her unconscious body propped on a couch, the lead bro pats your back
>Great job brah, welcome to the ΦΦΜ fraternity! Next week you get to go first!
>the next morning Anubis wakes up home, with a horrible hangover and in terrible asspain, with a DVD on her table

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:22:57 2015 No.12868593 >>12867489 I like rough face-fucking too, but I want to ask: will we evr see more leona as a sexy magician assistant?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:24:57 2015 No.12868603 >>12868552 >doesn't matter, had sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:25:00 2015 No.12868604 >>12868580 The fuck do you want? I was taking such a good nap, goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:25:37 2015 No.12868605 >>12868381 >Toasty, warm, fluffy Anubis paws. I want that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:25:39 2015 No.12868606 >>12867489 Fuck off and take your shit to /d, your /d/efense wouldn't mind that either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:26:53 2015 No.12868611 >>12868592 Stahp. I'm not sure what's worse. Cuck-fags, or gangbang-fags. Harem-fags slightly better than both.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:27:32 2015 No.12868614

>>12868604
Anon doing his utmost to avoid and resist rape, succeeding and basically being told he's a failure as a man for doing so. What is he, gay? Afraid of pussy? Then he becomes a stud who feels like shit all the time. In short, "I never asked for this."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:27:51 2015 No.12868615 >>12868592 Yeah...no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:27:55 2015 No.12868616 >>12868605 Me too anon. Me too...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:29:48 2015 No.12868621 >>12868614 Isn't that pretty much Lanternon's story, only the protag does it in a more manly way?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:30:44 2015 No.12868624 File: 1.06 MB, 640x360, 1393444340538.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868592

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:30:59 2015 No.12868625 >>12868592 >toiletgirl MG You have my rapt attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:31:23 2015 No.12868628 >>12868592 I'm ditching this shitty college and enrolling in MGCC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:32:22 2015 No.12868632 >>12868580 Can't, too busy editing. 43 pages, 17022 words. Life is suffering

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:33:00 2015 No.12868634 >>12867954 this was amusing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:33:39 2015 No.12868638 >>12868621 His denseness was irritating when it came to the Ghoul.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:33:49 2015 No.12868639 >>12868614 My little greentext was more in the vein of a boy who grew up sheltered and was then suddenly thrust into the real world that he was woefully unprepared for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:33:50 2015 No.12868640 >>12868592 What's this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:34:10 2015 No.12868644 >>12868621 Haven't read that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:35:10 2015 No.12868647 >>12868592 >raping her ass >not gangraping her sweet pussypussy and leaving her with a rapechild You had one job, anon I hope you will correct your mistakes by writing proper rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:35:40 2015 No.12868650 >>12868647 >not gangraping her sweet pussypussy and leaving her with a rapechild Jamal please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:36:45 2015 No.12868654 I'mma stick with this one. >>12868548 >>12868565

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:37:14 2015 No.12868656 >>12868611 Gangbangs are love. Before you offer some smart ass remark, remember who your subject is. >>12868592 I hate chads but this was good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:37:37 2015 No.12868657 File: 400 KB, 738x1715, 1419910667286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please stop talking about gangraping my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:37:43 2015 No.12868658 >>12868647 >implying Anon won't hog her pussypussy for himself while also going to faceless fat man frat's virgin rape meetings Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:38:50 2015 No.12868661 File: 1.00 MB, 800x1280, 1390100563358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:38:55 2015 No.12868662 >>12868657 Damn that Anubis has perfect titties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:38:58 2015 No.12868663 >>12868650 >not knowing all MGs want to get pregnant ASAP Herbert please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:39:06 2015 No.12868665 >>12868657 Is that a cats tail?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:39:58 2015 No.12868671

>>12868656
>Remember who your subject is.
What, Monster Girls of whom the vast majority appeal to the fantasy of a monogamous, intensely loving relationship?

>>12868657
I know it hurts anon, but just remember. Your waifu is not all Anubi, and all Anubi are not your waifu. Just ignore it, read something like >>12868548 and think happy thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:40:12 2015 No.12868672 >>12868657 Never, that brown is gonna turn vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:40:42 2015 No.12868675 >>12868661 Her proportions are a little iffy in that picture.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:41:22 2015 No.12868677

>>12868661
If you ever wanted to get revenge on a rival fraternity, you could pay some Manticore serial rapist to 'crash' one of their parties.

The following morning she would walk out with a smug grin, leaving the bodies of passed out frat boys in her wake.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:43:34 2015 No.12868681

>>12868671
>vast majority

You vanillafaggots may be vocal as fuck, but no way are you the majority. Not like it matters anyhow, monstergirls are decidedly, not vanilla. Rape, reverse rape, mind control and mindbreak, incest, forced impregnation, corruption, monsterization, a type of necrophilia. I could go on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:45:28 2015 No.12868684 >>12868663 >mgs wants to get pregnant >her husbando is too busy and only fucks once a week >she hoes to ghetto to get gangraped and impregnated >lol, who cares, our child will be a monster, so he won't know it's not his anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:46:05 2015 No.12868688 >>12868677 >one manticore vs 200 dicks I like their odds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:46:28 2015 No.12868689 >>12868681 Dude, MGE is vanilla only hugbox All rape, reverse rape, mind control etc ends with lovely cuddles and kisses

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:47:33 2015 No.12868690 >>12868684 Succubus pls go and stay went.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:47:37 2015 No.12868691 >>12868684 Not really what I was going for, but eh, no sympathy for the dense and betas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:47:52 2015 No.12868693 >>12868681 Are you saying I can't have a loving relationship with my corrupted dark valkyrie nee-san who is also a yandere and rapes me every time she can to have my child?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:48:19 2015 No.12868695 >>12868661 I want to compliment a Manticore on her lovely exotic traits so she'll get embarrassed and eventually fail to hold back her feelings, pulling me into a tight hug.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:48:50 2015 No.12868696

>>12868688
I'd think some of those boys hadn't even seen a Manticore before, let alone a professional in the art of 'proactive dating'.

She's going to show them things they couldn't even imagine in their wildest, alcohol-filled dreams.

Such is the way of the Sexual Foodchain.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:49:15 2015 No.12868697

>>12868681
No, you idiot.

I don't even know why I'm arguing. Only reason I started was because there was a cute thing happening, then you or some other asshat stepped in with the gangbang bullshit, and now at this point they're two entirely separate things and there's no point in arguing the point.

Like someone already said, contrary to some beliefs, it's not like one portrayal or story ruins them all.

I will say though that the majority of MGs appeal to a fantasy of loving, vanilla monogamy, regardless of whatever other fetishes are involved. There are exceptions to this, Beelzebub, Bicorn, Liliraune, Dark Elves, maybe Vamps and Dhamps, but really, majority is all for the One-on-One.

>>12868684
You do disgust me however.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:49:43 2015 No.12868699 >>12868689 >end result nullifies all it takes to get there. >ignoriong the mindwipe and overwrite men go through in many cases >vanilla Non.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:50:25 2015 No.12868702 >>12868684 >There are people on this thread right now who unironically like cuckolding. We are doomed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:50:38 2015 No.12868703 File: 2.33 MB, 3000x4000, 1390058703530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868695 Anon don't be so lewd She might just fall for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:51:25 2015 No.12868709 >>12868684 I really don't get this fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:51:44 2015 No.12868710 >>12868699 But anon, there's no way something horrifying like mindbreak could happen right next to us, it's just a case of tsundere guys coming to terms with their feelings!

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:52:43 2015 No.12868712

>>12868709
There are two schools of it.

Some guys apparently get off on watching their partner getting fucked by others.
I cannot comprehend their mentality either.

Meanwhile, some get off on fucking someone who already has a partner, and being seen as "Superior" to that person.
They're just assholes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:52:56 2015 No.12868714 >>12868702 I doubt most of the people posting it here likes it. They just do it to piss off everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:53:14 2015 No.12868715 >>12868697 >I will say though that the majority of MGs appeal to a fantasy of loving, vanilla monogamy, regardless of whatever other fetishes are involved Take out vanilla and we're in agreement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:53:33 2015 No.12868716 >>12868703 But look at her expression, she's literally begging for cuddles and headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:53:51 2015 No.12868717 >>12868712 I get that second one, but the first one, I can't get my head around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:54:05 2015 No.12868719 >>12868714 I imagine myself as the coolguy cucking the vanillafags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:54:08 2015 No.12868720 >>12868715 I just meant in-so-far as the basic relationship. Obviously whatever fetishes you and your waifu enjoy in your bedroom together are, well, yours to enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:54:46 2015 No.12868723 >>12868710 >"S-stupid Manticore, it's not like I want you to proactively date me or anything!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:54:52 2015 No.12868724 File: 345 KB, 495x600, 1415221249148.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868715 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:55:41 2015 No.12868726 >>12868699 Yes, end is the only thing that means If it ends with vanilla cuddles it's vanilla

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:56:12 2015 No.12868728 >>12868719 Coolguys make the best Alps. Their mouths are so tender...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:56:43 2015 No.12868732 >>12868724 I want someone to draw Yeti with more sensibly sized paws, like we've "fixed" other monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:56:49 2015 No.12868733 >>12868714 >>12868702 >>12868709 I prefer cheating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:57:34 2015 No.12868737 >>12868728 >Their mouths are so tender I guess you would know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:57:37 2015 No.12868738 >>12868728 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc There isn't a single MG who would not get wet in the presence of Coolguy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:57:41 2015 No.12868739 File: 929 KB, 1000x888, 1418416253082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868732 But the paws are the best part

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:58:11 2015 No.12868741 >>12868726 No, fuck you. >>12868724 Yes, vanilla a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:58:17 2015 No.12868742 >>12868728 Sure, cuckboy, you can keep telling yourself that Your waifu enjoy spending her days with me and my gangrapeteam Congratulations with becoming a "daddy'

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:58:44 2015 No.12868746 File: 149 KB, 1000x1000, 1405650310793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868738 >cool guy was 6 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:59:03 2015 No.12868748 >>12868732 Her paws are fine for what their purpose, mang. Fluffy warm yeti cuddling a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:59:19 2015 No.12868749 >>12868737 Who doesn't want to bring some tryhard down a notch? Like that one hmanga with the loli vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:59:22 2015 No.12868750 >>12868712 I don't see myself doing either one, I just enjoy reading about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:59:28 2015 No.12868751 How sexrobot will do in MGE city? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:59:45 2015 No.12868752 This is why we can't have nice things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 15:59:45 2015 No.12868753 >>12868724 we need more drawings of yeti hugs or MG hugs in general

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:00:13 2015 No.12868754 >>12868739 >the paws >not the subtle muscle definition and combination of brown skin and white hair f a g >>12868748 But the huge paws are so damn cumbersome that they just make cuddling more difficult

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:00:23 2015 No.12868755 >>12868749 That was gold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:00:42 2015 No.12868757 >>12868749 I dunno, I don't usually do it by putting my penis in another guys mouth.. I Guess I'm just weird that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:01:09 2015 No.12868759 >>12868546 ... Wut >>12868695 Pure manticores a best

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:02:30 2015 No.12868761 >>12868749 What hmanga with loli vampire? Netoraregatari ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:02:35 2015 No.12868762 >>12868546 That's why we humans should be in charge. I mean come on, that's fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:03:41 2015 No.12868766 >>12868751 A lot of Christmas Cake and older Monster Girls will all put a hand to their face and 'Ara ara~'. The younger ones will just stare, maybe drool a bit.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:05:24 2015 No.12868768

It's time for MGC speed-dating! Why are you there? To keep your MGC financial benefits. And here is the lineup of ladies that you speak with that day.

>Chuuni CC vampire
She talks like a Bram Stoker vampire mixed with Shakespeare, and keeps doing 'WAHAHAHA' laughs anytime you say something funny. Besides that she's well off and interesting at least.

>Loli-core
She's a follower of the Sabbath and just the most adorable little manticore to ever talk about how she wants to rape you silly with her tailpussy. With her size you could easily rape her back, but she seems to enjoy that idea when you bring it up. She may need some help paying bills,but is getting by on her own.

>Real estate tanuki
This thirty year old woman can't find a date due to prejudice, and enjoys sewing in her spare time. She's very well off, people buy lots of houses from her since she gives them tips on how to fix them up and sell for a profit. She's very eager to have children though, so expect her to push marriage early.

>Control freak anubis
This firecracker just turned eighteen and is VERY demanding. She'll schedule your day down to when you take a bathroom break, and any deviating from her 'master-crafted' schedule will make her angry before she starts crying. She always makes sure to schedule time in bed every night, and is a demanding lover that likes going many rounds. Not into anal for some reason.

>9-tailed kitsune mega-merchant
This busy woman doesn't look older than twenty five but has been around for ages. During that time she's had many companies and corporations come and go, and even during the five minutes you have she has to take a call to yell at someone. During all the business of her life she never married before, and has no idea how to proceed. She's immeasurably mature and experienced, except when it comes to love and affection. The busybody will melt in your hands, if you ever catch her away from working.

Which do you date?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:06:43 2015 No.12868773 >>12868768 Torn between the Kitsune and, god help me, the tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:07:06 2015 No.12868775 >>12868768 Only read the first one, I pick her. I'll read the rest after I post, my choice probably won't change.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:07:28 2015 No.12868776

>>12868752
Why? Because some anuslut got rammed by a few dozen dicks? Being childhood friends with somebody doesn't entitle you to them. If you want her make a move, you being friends only to find that she's getting it put to her on the regular by not [YOU] does not make it NRT or whatever if you're neither fucking nor dating.

Fucking nice guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:07:52 2015 No.12868779 >>12868773 I'd pick God if I were you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:07:53 2015 No.12868780 >>12868768 A-Anubis! I-I want to date an Anubis...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:08:37 2015 No.12868783 >>12868768 >Not having anyone with scales/meaty paws What kind of rinky dink operation is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:09:24 2015 No.12868786 >>12868759 >>12868762 Culture Clash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:09:46 2015 No.12868788 >>12868776 I didn't even say anything about the greentext, but ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:10:18 2015 No.12868791 >>12868768 Loli-core. The idea of a Manticore with a tailpussy that's too small trying to dom me is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:10:35 2015 No.12868795 >>12868768 >>Real estate tanuki Only if I get to cum in her big jew nose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:10:46 2015 No.12868797 >>12868768 THE BOX.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:11:12 2015 No.12868799

>>12868621

The ending made me a little sad the evil lich in the final chapters turned out to be the guy who only wanted to live with his human girlfriend, but she killed herself due to monstergirl bullying. He only wanted revenge for her in the end. I hope Lanternon doesn't make all the isolationist humans bad guys in his next story, it's actually a fairly reasonable stance if you don't go genocidal over it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:11:22 2015 No.12868800 >>12868768 >cc Shit >loli Shit >the jew shit >control freak shit >kitsune Huh, that sounds nic.. >cc and the jew at the same time a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:11:59 2015 No.12868803 >>12868800 You didn't even read it did you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:12:08 2015 No.12868804 >>12868786 Well, mine is clearly superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:12:36 2015 No.12868806 >>12868768 Jewnuki

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:13:26 2015 No.12868810 >>12868786 The less retarded culture should have the right of way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:14:11 2015 No.12868812 >>12868803 No but I did it just now Nothing changed All choices a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:14:22 2015 No.12868813 >>12868768 kitsune, I imagine giving her a hug from behind and watch her whole body and tails melt to it

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:15:20 2015 No.12868817

>>12868776
Just to point out that in this case, right at the start of the greentext you're likely alluding to, someone responded at first with taking the drunk Anubis home to sleep it off, and then going on a date together the next day.

Somebody else meanwhile responded a bit after with the drunk anal rape one.

At that point, it's best to just assume two different Anubi, than going, "Cuckold a shit!" "Waifu a shit!" and so on back and forth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:15:47 2015 No.12868818 >>12868768 Ill take a busy-tailed Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:16:30 2015 No.12868821 >>12868768 CC Vampire or Manticore. I can't even believe I'm saying Manticore as an option

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:19:38 2015 No.12868833 >>12868817 >assume two different Anubi You can't run away from truth, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:20:35 2015 No.12868835 >>12868768 Kitsune, not even a contest. I must have her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:21:42 2015 No.12868839 >>12868833 And you can't accept the idea that some guy might actually have enough of a brain to take a girl he likes out of an environment where she could be vulnerable, and actually make his feelings for her clear?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:23:22 2015 No.12868841 >>12868839 >anon >having enough balls to makes his feeling clear Nope She was gangraped

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:24:29 2015 No.12868845 >>12868841 Fuck you. Maybe you are that beta, but if I grew up with a girl and stuck that close with her, I think even a lowly anon would have grown SOME measure of a spine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:26:02 2015 No.12868849 >>12868841 Harken to thee, Cuckholdicus Maximus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:27:43 2015 No.12868851 >>12868845 >>12868849 There's only so many ways to phrase "you have an emotionally and physically fulfilling vanilla relationship with your dream waifu." We need to have some suffering once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:28:03 2015 No.12868853 >>12868812 that means you didn't read it >>12868348 i accidentally replied to the wrong person. use this post to see responce>>12868366 . and one more thing- I'm trying to edit this in gimp, how can I use an eraser to make a segment transparent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:29:08 2015 No.12868854 >>12868841 Stop. Seriously. Why do you have to continue starting shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:31:12 2015 No.12868857 >>12868851 YOROKOBE SHOUNEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:32:54 2015 No.12868859 >>12868221 Who says I want to be rescued?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:33:43 2015 No.12868865 >>12868853 Well, usually you'd erase something on the alpha channel. Depending on what specificly you want, I can just do it myself (Luckily, I still have the project).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:34:03 2015 No.12868868 >>12868851 as we said earlier in the thread ntr is the low hanging fruit of suffering, it's cheep, it's easy, and only faggots like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:36:25 2015 No.12868870 >>12868851 So? That doesn't mean you need to take somebody's vanilla fantasy and say, "Nope, NTR. Cuckolding. Rape. Haha." Come up with your own shit instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:37:05 2015 No.12868872 >>12868768 Can't go wrong with an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:39:35 2015 No.12868876 >>12868868 Yeah, because vanilla have such "original" high quality stories It's even more boring than NTR

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:41:02 2015 No.12868881

>>12868865
atm I'm curious on how to make it work.
I've alpha channeled all white part's on polt's body, which should in theory allow me to place a dazzle pattern behind her.

It should, but it's not fucking working. For some reason whenever I take the dazzle pattern and try to place it behind polt's linework, it won't let me arrange the layers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:41:05 2015 No.12868883 The Kitsune, with the tanuki a close second.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:42:03 2015 No.12868886 >>12868876 But vanilla isn't trying to be complex, happiness and warmth are simple emotions while true suffering is a very complex one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:43:52 2015 No.12868892 >>12868768 Anubis. I'm a useless piece of shit who needs someone to whip me into shape, if that someone is a delicious brown Anubis then even better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:46:32 2015 No.12868899 >>12868892 You and me both mah nigga. That's why Anubis is best girl.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:47:50 2015 No.12868903
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>Anubis is great
>"Just turned 18"

Fuck that, if a girl wants to control me, she needs to be older and clearly superior to me, a glorious Chistmas Cake. Does she have an Onee-san I can meet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:48:15 2015 No.12868905 >>12868881 It would probably be better to have a look at some tutorials. Especially with all this channel stuff, you wanna learn it from the ground up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:50:43 2015 No.12868910 File: 168 KB, 800x923, 6feab125b6100e58f4d1aa8031fbad96.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a mecha-waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:52:19 2015 No.12868916 >>12868905 I've been on photoshop for a while, but this is an entirely new deal. I don't know what magic you used to make the dazzle on your polt work, but mine is a fucking mess but she's my mess though <3

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:55:20 2015 No.12868927 >>12868886 >vanillafaggots eat any shit if it has vanilla >quality doesn't matter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:56:41 2015 No.12868938 File: 165 KB, 800x800, 100818c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868910 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:57:35 2015 No.12868943 >>12868768 With all the art she gets, I'm honestly surprised we have yet to see a Sabbath-variant Loli Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 16:58:29 2015 No.12868946 >>12868943 That's because loli is shit shiiiiiiiiiit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:00:08 2015 No.12868952 >>12868916 >I don't know what magic you used The same thing I do when I code: Try everything, rage, try again, try no to cry, cry a lot, realize you have't tried everything, succeed, pretend it wasn't a big deal. Seriously though, just give it time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:00:27 2015 No.12868953 File: 186 KB, 905x647, 1416768692410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868946 I don't hate lolis, I just think they're cute and potentially dickable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:02:31 2015 No.12868962 >>12868952 Wait, wait, I found a solution. Imma dim the dazzle paint, then cut out allong the trace lines, THEN bring it to full hardness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:03:42 2015 No.12868966 >>12868962 >bring it to full hardness. I get it. :D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:03:48 2015 No.12868967 >>12868381 First invite Junko in and then invite the Kitsune, Kiki, Werewolf over aswell and enjoy some hot choco to warm up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:05:52 2015 No.12868974 >>12868946 Just as shit as ccshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:06:49 2015 No.12868977 >>12868851 >acting like a gawker cuck

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:07:20 2015 No.12868981

>>12868966
Just like MUH DICK

Of course giving her the extra eyes and limbs will be an entirely different adventure.

Funny, people say that the dazzle camo that was used on old WW1 ships was mixed in it's effectiveness, but by Christ does it ever work well on people. I can barely look at dazzle polt for a few minutes before my eyes start to bleed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:09:07 2015 No.12868986 File: 105 KB, 728x1065, 1346883647223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Polt's 4-breasted cousin when?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:10:00 2015 No.12868988
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>>12868981
>Of course giving her the extra eyes and limbs will be an entirely different adventure.

I dunno what you're planning, but it sounds kinky...

Meanwhile, here's some flat colouring I did.

>Original by .less

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:11:40 2015 No.12868990 >>12868986 Pls no. I love my polt, fur and all, but 4 breasts is pushing it. >>12868988 The original joke can be found here:>>12867467 and here>>12867552 It should clue you in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:12:48 2015 No.12868992 >>12868990 I did miss that.. Now it all makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:13:12 2015 No.12868993 >>12868988 Y-yes, I've been a bad shitposter Mistress.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:13:37 2015 No.12868995 >>12868992 yup. Dazzle camo fighting krauts in WW1 trenches when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:13:54 2015 No.12868996 >>12868988 Damn that's flat! ~

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:14:02 2015 No.12868997 >>12868993 >Implying there are "good" shitposters...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:14:46 2015 No.12869001 >>12868684 Too bad for you that monster girls are monsters on the outside: they dont like cheating in any form or shape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:15:20 2015 No.12869002 >>12868995 >implying everyone doesn't die from eye cancer. >>12868996 How rude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:15:58 2015 No.12869006 >>12869001 >what is DAW NTR story that everyone loves

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:17:59 2015 No.12869012

>>12868995
Fuck I wish 4chan had an edit feature sometimes, that was supposed to say "dazzle camo polt".
>>12868684
Annnnd divorced.
>>12869002
See, she's like a new superweapon to render the atom bomb obsolete, melting her enemy's eyes with her fur pattern and smothering the survivors in her paws or breasts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:18:58 2015 No.12869016 File: 1.19 MB, 2545x3505, RGC-83 GM Cannon II (Lucien Bendt Use) 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869002 Dazzle camo CAN be done right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:19:42 2015 No.12869018 >>12869016 I know this boner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:19:49 2015 No.12869019 >>12869016 Nonono, see, it's SUPPOSED to rape your eyes- that's the whole point. It disrupt's the enemy's ability to determine size, speed and direction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:21:20 2015 No.12869026 >>12869012 Oh no look out, it's Man-Gumdam-Zebra..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:21:38 2015 No.12869028 >>12869019 >Filthy Zeeks getting their shit kicked in by a dude in a modified, dazzled GM Cannon II.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:23:52 2015 No.12869034
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Anyone else like a relationship that has a healthy amount of both suffering and love?

Like, a Dragon Girl who loves her cute fragile human boy but is reckless, and ends up getting him in an accident that causes him to lose the use of his legs or something and is overcome with guilt and sadness that she inadvertently caused harm to the smile she's supposed to protect, and gain a resolve to tenderly care and refocus as she tends to her human boy, promising not to let harm come to him again as the human boy is fraught with confusing feelings of misery, resentment, and love, struggling with forgiveness, and the two of them slowly working together to have happiness return to them and eventually his smile returns when she announces she has an egg coming.

Anyone else like that kind of dynamic? Nice mix of suffering and love?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:24:34 2015 No.12869036 >>12869012 >divorced. It's not like you would know she cheated on you You also believe in monster propaganda that mgs are 100% loyal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:25:35 2015 No.12869040 >>12869036 >You also believe in monster propaganda that mgs are 100% loyal Paladin pls go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:26:19 2015 No.12869044 >>12869034 >egg is coming out >but baby, you know my dick doesn't work since the accident you throwed me in Now that is something

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:26:34 2015 No.12869047

>>12869034
Vaguely reminds me of the stories about a guy with a Dragon Waifu, who'd get so pissed at him sometimes, that she'd ride him so hard that he'd be in a wheelchair with a shattered pelvis for a couple weeks.

All he wants is tender loving and handholding, which he gets after some encouragement and comments from the in-laws. And then his co-workers waterboard him when he shows up to work happy the next day.

But anyway, that does sound like an interesting premise.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:27:16 2015 No.12869050

>>12869034
I would be happier if she bought me a fucking pair of artificial legs.
I mean cmon, how am I supposed to feel happy for becoming a father if I'm still living with a woman who prioritizes fucking for the purpose of procreation over, you know, repairing the damage she dealt beforehand?
>>12869036
Or maybe I go to the doctor and get told the percentage of familiarity to my genes, like the doctors allways fucking do. Screw that bitch, I'm getting a nice paladin girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:27:16 2015 No.12869051 >>12869034 I've had ideas for suffering/healing related stories. But I'm not a writefag. >>12869036 NTRfag pls. JAWFAs story only now gave you the courage to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:27:48 2015 No.12869053 File: 129 KB, 683x646, DR_WIP_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869047 >Dragon waifus a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:28:02 2015 No.12869054 >>12869047 I remember that story. Good times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:29:02 2015 No.12869059 >>12869051 Vampire and a hemophiliac husband

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:29:03 2015 No.12869060

>>12868768
Vampire seems like it would grow annoying fast.

I'm not into loli so the manticore is off. I dont mind the manticore part though.

Tanuki seems like a fine lady, I wouldnt have problems dating her, though pushing for marriage early might pose a problem.

I dislike working with structure and tight schedules. So me and an Anubis would just lead to tears. I would be willing to try though if there was no other choise.

Defiently yes, it will probably take some effort to get her to make time for me, but I feel like it would be well worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:29:03 2015 No.12869061 >>12869053 Having legs a best. She better be content with letting me ride on her back because I'm not about to put shoes on my stumps and walk around like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:29:04 2015 No.12869062 >>12869053 I'd rather not have so many metal plates in my body holding me together that I can't even get through an airport without setting off every single alarm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:30:56 2015 No.12869070 >>12869062 It's fiiiine.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:31:49 2015 No.12869072

>>12869047
Thankfully, DoIlooklikeawritefags story doesn't take itself seriously.
Where is he? The Anubis still has yet to find a husbando with a love for Legos ;_;
>>12869059
Mine mostly involves adoption in an MG-run dystopian society where humans AND "lesser" monstergirls are ruled over by the immortal/long-living MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:32:53 2015 No.12869077 >>12868768 Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:32:53 2015 No.12869078 >>12869062 I have titanium rods and screws in my back, you'll be okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:33:15 2015 No.12869081 >>12869072 >Where is he? The Anubis still has yet to find a husbando with a love for Legos ;_; Dude she allready got one. And then her derivative, valerie, was cloned and wifed by like 7 different people, including 2 writefags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:33:18 2015 No.12869082 >>12869051 What story? I always posted NTR and suffering

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:33:26 2015 No.12869085

>>12869062
>Not breaking most of the bones in your body at some point thanks to rough sex with your dragon waifu
>Not wearing those screws and plates like a badge of honor
>Not having your friends jokingly refer to you as Darth Vader because you're "more machine now than man"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:34:16 2015 No.12869089 >>12869085 >Not having legs >>12869078 Do you have titanium legs though? I WANT MY FUCKING LEGS DAMNIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:35:52 2015 No.12869095 >>12869089 Legs are pretty sick. Come at me, Lamia people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:35:56 2015 No.12869096 >>12869085 I never really understood why people would want to have their bones broken during sex. Broken bones fucking hurt like hell and will immediately kill whatever boner you may have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:36:20 2015 No.12869098 >>12869081 >Dude she allready got one. Nuh-uh, the story has yet to get a continuation since the writefag went AWOL. >>12869085 >Wanting to be like faggy prequel Anakin for any period of time.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:36:27 2015 No.12869100

>>12869072
>>12869081
>Doesn't take itself seriously
The meta hilarity really made it a fun read.

And I would happily be the "Poor unfortunate soul" to get set-up with that lego-obsessed, borderline crazy Anubis.
She seemed like fun. Anubis a best.

>>12869082
JAWF's new story, "The mob goes wild". Featured Dragon NTR and caused a huge shitstorm yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:38:25 2015 No.12869106 >>12869096 It's just a joke, Anon.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:39:55 2015 No.12869109

>>12869062
>>12869061
>>12869053
>>12869034
The only way I'd be able to forgive her for causing a life threatening wound like that is if she let me put a saddle and bit on her and ride her around like a fancy winged horse.

Or, I dunno, robot legs, medical treatment, and a formal apology.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:40:07 2015 No.12869111 >>12869096 >Taking it seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:40:58 2015 No.12869114 >>12868981 >I can barely look at dazzle polt for a few minutes before my eyes start to bleed. This is exactly what it's supposed to do. It didn't make ships blend in at all, but it made optical rangefinding hard as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:40:59 2015 No.12869115 >>12869100 Huh, is that story any good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:43:10 2015 No.12869122 >>12869115 I honestly think so. It's actually investing with an interesting premise, good writing, and suffering that's actually suffering rather than just a passing blow. Links are on the MGC Blog if you want to check it out. Three chapters so far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:44:25 2015 No.12869127 >>12869114 dude we allready covered this here>>12869019

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:44:46 2015 No.12869129 >>12869122 >good writing I don't really see that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:49:03 2015 No.12869135 >>12869129 I meant more characterization. The actual writing, spelling, grammer etc., could use some work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 17:59:34 2015 No.12869166 >>12869122 >Good writing With the exception of a few unknowns and the Big Bad Four, there isn't really any horrible writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:01:50 2015 No.12869171 I hope somebody picked up the Kraken doujin and the new MGE book at C87 and we'll get scans eventually.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:02:06 2015 No.12869172

>>12869051
Share them, suffering and healing is top tier.

Imagine a bishounen human boy who's kept in an abusive relationship with an Amazon and is constantly abused and mistreated, left with black eyes and bruises. Finally one night in a drunken stupor the Amazon ditches the Human Boy somewhere far away, broken and beaten. Then an infertile Echidna happens to slither by and find him, and takes him home, awaking her maternal instinct as she slowly and tenderly heals him with tender loving femdom, and also heals herself by being able to use her built up maternal instinct.

Then one day the Amazon comes back intent on picking up her human boy and is told off and cast out by a very angry echidna.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:04:40 2015 No.12869182 >>12869172 >tender loving femdom >femdom That's not how mothing works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:04:51 2015 No.12869184 >>12869172 >amazon beatings Here we go again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:05:22 2015 No.12869186 >>12869171 I think the sandworm doujin was scanned a week or two afterwards, so hopefully the same is true for the kraken.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:07:53 2015 No.12869194 >>12869184 It's a fucking amazon, what do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:07:54 2015 No.12869195 >>12869184 >Having one Amazon do something bad is wrong >You are not allowed to portray this species in any negative light How does it feel being a SJW?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:10:12 2015 No.12869200 >>12869195 If I wanted to portray a species in a negative, I'd write about a scenario that takes place is a Laser Tag location.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:11:28 2015 No.12869204 >>12869200 negative light*

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:12:36 2015 No.12869207 >>12869166 >With the exception of a few unknowns and the Big Bad Four Now I'm curious

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:13:23 2015 No.12869211 >>12869195 Actually, you're right. I shouldn't be policing it like that since it was an interesting premise. I apologize. It just sucks when people always associate a specific MG with something negative. This isn't exactly a one-off thing.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:18:37 2015 No.12869230

>>12869211
Dude. Amazons are the ultimate in femdom-it says that in their encyclopedia page, and, obviously, in the historical documents that the amazon was inspired from.

The amazon's theme isn't tender loving cuddles. It's being an amazon warrior and the behavioral traits that entails.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:18:44 2015 No.12869231 Lets say an all powerful wizard/witch/god or whatever comes to you and give you the power to make one type of MGE race the opposite of what their page says, which one do you go with and what is the result like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:21:17 2015 No.12869237 >>12869231 Let's hit up the dark matter or succubus races. Instead of spreading corruption and demise, they spread purity and order. And paladins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:22:19 2015 No.12869239 >>12869231 I think they're fine the way they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:23:47 2015 No.12869242 >>12869239 My man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:23:49 2015 No.12869243 >>12869231 Hellhound just for the shitstorm it'd cause.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:27:29 2015 No.12869250

>>12869230
>They protect men and the younger warriors, who are regarded as frail and weak.
It's not that I find the whole beating bad, I just think it's entirely out of character for something that prizes men as something extremely fragile and valuable to do something like that. There is a difference between ownership/dominance and full-on violence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:28:36 2015 No.12869254 >>12869207 The Big Bad Four are Bob, NegaWalker, Bollocks, and Alp. If they so much as post a story link in the thread it's typically hated just because of who they are.

>>	JAWF Sat Jan 3 18:28:50 2015 No.12869256 >>12869129 >>12869135 What do you people mean by bad writing? No seriously, help me become a better writer by point out flaws

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:28:57 2015 No.12869258

>>12869211
Amazons are portrayed in the canon as monster girls who treat their husbands like trophies or property, even raping them in the village center so everyone can see that you're her's.
How far people want to take that is completely up to interpretation, and can range from one who wants to flaunt her trophy but at the same time views him as more fragile than glass to really just treating you like a thing, complete with abuse and/or negligence.

If you want to show a monster girl in a different light, write about it yourself.
>>12868095
I wrote this earlier about a reverse Beelzebub and while it didn't get much attention, I still enjoyed the process of thinking it up and writing it down.
Just come up with anything dude, write a monster girl how you want to write a monster girl and have fun with it, because that's what this is all about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:29:24 2015 No.12869259 >>12869243 You're not living your life correctly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:29:36 2015 No.12869260 >>12869231 Alice. Instead of purest sweetest perma virgin loli, she is a whorish gilf who will ntr you cause your dick can't fill her cavernous vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:30:29 2015 No.12869262 >>12869254 I actually like Alp's stories. It's just that he never finishes them because of his own insecurities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:30:45 2015 No.12869264 >>12869243 Nah a real shitstorm would be Onis, instead of muscle bound drunks they're fat purists. THAT'S a shitstorm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:31:04 2015 No.12869265 >>12869231 Lich so i can have some hotblooded ungirl action

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:33:04 2015 No.12869272 >>12869254 I'm fine with alp. If only he finished things and stopped clean slatting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:33:08 2015 No.12869273 >>12868768 All but the loli seem like great options to me. I might like to make a cute teen anubis beg me to follow her schedule, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:33:15 2015 No.12869274 >>12869256 Just what I said, nothin' more. Could benefit from a couple more proofreads to clear up grammar and spelling errors is all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:35:24 2015 No.12869282 >>12869250 >extremely fragile and valuable If you look KC wise, the men are regarded as objects. If you look to historical inspiration, the amazons frequently executed men who were not up to par, or were captured.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:37:53 2015 No.12869288

>>12869258
I guess I agree with you? I mean, I'm almost entirely sure that harming a man in an amazon society would be one of the worst things imaginable, but it gets pretty confusing when you have amazons that are racially themselves but raised in a different society, and like you said, it's still up to interpretation.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:38:05 2015 No.12869290

>>12869250
>it's entirely out of character for something that prizes men as something extremely fragile and valuable to do something like that
It's really not. Muslims do the whole song and dance about women being flowers to be protected and then go on to rape their loli wives to death on their wedding night. It's just a smokescreen.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:44:29 2015 No.12869316

>The deepness of their love is revealed through having repeated intercourse with a man. The way they express love is different depending on various races. Some of them don't refer to their most beloved man as husband at all. There are even races that call them “slave”, “servant,” “food”, etc. , but the fact that they keep a particular man at home and have sex with the same man again and again is itself proof of the strong love they have for the man

>Just like the other monster couples, all of them value their “slaves” even more than they value themselves. It's just that for them, love takes on a different form. The monsters bodies and hearts will have already completely changed, becoming exclusive to their “food” or “slave”, etc. The strong love and desire they direct towards their man is not at all different from that which would be directed at a husband. For them, their “food” or “slave”, etc. is irreplaceable in the same way as a husband

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:44:55 2015 No.12869317 >>12869231 Ushi-Oni Change her from being as aggressive as a Brazilian Wanderer to being as timid as a black widow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:45:37 2015 No.12869318 >>12869316 They love their man like I love a jug of orange juice-for the contents contained within, not the outside package.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:47:05 2015 No.12869326 File: 66 KB, 950x1345, 1401811826879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you enter a caged wrestling match with an Oni Wrestler called 'Bone Crusher' for a prize of $10 000? You just need to last at least 5 minutes.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:47:08 2015 No.12869327

>>12869316
Yeah, yeah, whatever. You do realize nobody here gives a shit about the hugboxy trite garbage KC writes? We just use his designs and fundamental concepts. You know, how people were apparently supposed to before KC went turboautist and changed his mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:47:55 2015 No.12869329 >>12869317 >Timid as a Black widow >Can fucking get you on the death bed with one bite Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:49:58 2015 No.12869336 File: 2.94 MB, 420x315, 1420237971939.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869327 I like his hugboxy trite garbage, cretin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:50:01 2015 No.12869337 >>12869326 Last in what way?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:50:11 2015 No.12869338 >>12869326 holy fuck she's ugly. I don't think I'd last 30 seconds before vomiting.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:50:44 2015 No.12869341

>>12869327
No, see, KC doesn't mind people taking his designs and coming up with their own ideas based around them.

What he takes issue with is when people try and call their "Headcanon" the 100% only correct way of interpreting things.

Don't get "Muh Headcanon" confused with Canon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:51:16 2015 No.12869343 File: 188 KB, 1920x1080, It can't be helpedd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869327 I'm fine with the hugbox.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:51:18 2015 No.12869344 >>12869337 Both ways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:51:47 2015 No.12869347 >>12869326 >Last 5 minutes Sure. Let me just practice my dodging skills

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:53:14 2015 No.12869352 >>12868817 Multiple writers yes, different Anubis, I' m afraid no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:54:18 2015 No.12869356 >>12869317 >>12869329 What about making them as adorable as jumping spiders?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:54:20 2015 No.12869357 >>12869352 Well fine then. In that case, the answer is much simpler. Cuckold a Non-Canon Shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:54:37 2015 No.12869358 >>12868868 Well, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:54:45 2015 No.12869359 >>12869326 >10,000 I'd make it a flaming cage match with no DQ for that kind of money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:55:12 2015 No.12869361 >>12869356 We got to push Genki jumping spider-chan for Smash

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:57:21 2015 No.12869369

>>12869341
Who can blame them when you consider that KC's interpretations are utterly nonsensical, contradictory and manage to suck every ounce of fun out of a fantasy world. There's no danger, no adventure, no challenge, nothing. I don't want grimdark, if you were going to accuse me of that, I just want a setting that's actually interesting. I want there to be monsters that are vicious and sadistic that you absolutely DON'T want to end up with, in addition to the waifu material ones. The more monstrous looking ones would have worked perfectly for that purpose. And that "no killing ever and avoid hurting unless necessary" clause they all operate by is just the most retarded shit ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 18:57:52 2015 No.12869370 >>12869230 >the ultimate in femdom >This somehow means domestic abuse The problem is stupid people will believe this then shitpost about it being "right" like every other stupid "threadcanon" interpretation of words.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:00:04 2015 No.12869380

>>12869370
This isnt' threadcannon jackass, or did you not read my post?

Both the DIRECT (kc) and INDIRECT (real life) sources indicate amazons to be the queens of fremdom. And you intend to argue against this?

With what support other than "muh opinions"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:00:31 2015 No.12869381 >>12869290 nigga not all muslims are like that. This is as annoying as faggots who say that all jesus believers are homophobic intolerant ass holes >inb4 responded to bait

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:01:07 2015 No.12869385 >>12869380 >fremdom AUTO CORRECT STRIKES AGAIN!

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:02:18 2015 No.12869388
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If you had an Arachne for an office boss who molests you on several occasions, how many times could you tell people who want to talk to your that you're 'a little tied up at the moment' before it gets old?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:02:23 2015 No.12869389 >>12869231 Hellhounds. A god that can be trained toi do what you want but will probably not give a shit if you keel over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:02:48 2015 No.12869391 >>12869369 So because you don't like it noone else is allowed to like it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:03:25 2015 No.12869394 >>12869260 Nice. We should do this more often.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:03:36 2015 No.12869396

>>12869369
So? Nobody's forcing you to always stick to KC's canon. The issue is when people try and say that their headcanon is the canon, and shoot down other interpretations, or at least get misunderstood as saying that their headcanon must be true for everyone.

Try to have some imagination, remember that one instance does not make something true of all, and try to fucking enjoy yourself without going, "But that's wrong, your headcanon a shit!"

Saying "KC's hugbox is garbage" doesn't help any, and just makes you look like a brainless faggot who can't think for himself without forcing all others to think the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:03:56 2015 No.12869397 >>12869391 I'm just saying that anyone who can actually enjoy KC's crap probably has some kind of mental issues or has absolutely no experience with fantasy worlds that are actually entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:04:31 2015 No.12869399 >>12869394 Cuck pls go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:04:43 2015 No.12869400 >>12869380 The person you were replying to was taking issue with Amazon's "femdom" amounting to the same old stupid domestic abuse shit, not actual femdom. I shouldn't have to explain this shit twice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:04:57 2015 No.12869402 File: 102 KB, 400x300, GUESS WHAT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869397

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:06:28 2015 No.12869406 >>12869388 I would punch her and get fired. Unless she grew to like it, then I'd abuse her whenever she got handsy. As for fucking her, some hired hobos will do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:06:29 2015 No.12869407 >>12869388 I think I'd just quit and go work somewhere less shit >>12869400 I have no reason to believe amazon's femdom is limited to being on top. Again, both KC and actual history point to domestic abuse being both common and ENCOURAGED.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:06:36 2015 No.12869408 >>12869396 >>12869402 Well sorry if KC's LOVE AND SMILES AND HAPPY FEELINGS :D just utterly numbs any creative spirit one may have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:07:15 2015 No.12869412 >>12869231 Either Hellhound or Ushi-Oni and make them submissive. I want femdomfags' tears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:07:30 2015 No.12869413 >>12869357 How can it be cuckold when they were not together, just childhood friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:08:15 2015 No.12869415 >>12869408 Well then that's your problem faggot. Go read a book or something. Something to try and learn how to be happy and creative.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:09:01 2015 No.12869416

>>12869397
>>12869408
Or maybe they do not seek the same thing from KC as you, not everything has to be a goddamn RPG.
Noone forces anyone to strictly, 100% adhere to KCs canon and I can think of literally no writefag story to ever have come out of this thread that did.
Also you write like an asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:09:11 2015 No.12869417 >>12869399 >cuck Only if you care about her, otherwise she's just some warm hole you happened to brush against once. If you have a problem with this, take it up with >>12869231 not me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:09:12 2015 No.12869418 >>12869412 > Hellhound or Ushi-Oni Sour grapes, maledomfag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:09:54 2015 No.12869420 >>12869413 Fine then. If you want to get technical. Gangbang a Non-Canon Shit. Childhood Friends Hook-up True Route.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:10:18 2015 No.12869422 >>12869264 So they become tumblr fatties?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:12:25 2015 No.12869424

>>12869400
Forcing sex with your spouse when they don't want it, making them engage in fetishes/kinks(like exhibition), dictating and controlling their actions and life style.... these are all forms of domestic abuse. You don't have to bust your partner's eye for it to be abuse ya know.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:14:14 2015 No.12869429

>>12869420
But gangband are canon in MGE, doppelganger potions, but still. Also, something about how the world guide is written, about how MGs know which man the want to marry, or how they assault any guy they come across, lends itself to them being sluts. They see a guy out and about, rape him, but they don't necessarily like him, so they let him go. Then, they just happen to fuck the guy who suits their taste and they husband him, and THEN they never cheat. Nothing says a MG can't entice some men to fuck all her holes at once before getting married.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:14:56 2015 No.12869433

>>12869388
>"So you see the game last night?"
>"Yeah, can we even call it a 'game'?"
>"Hey, Rapeball's the city's sport Anon, might as well get used to it."
>"It was just one hour of men running and getting raped by Monster Girls."
>"Come on, there's more to it than that, sometimes they take the ball and the- Boss."
>You both go back to your computers and go back to doing actual work.
>You can here your boss saunter a bit closer, suspended by her long, ebony spider legs.
"Anon~"
>She whispers in your ear.
"You're a bit behind on your quarterly report aren't you?~"
>"S-sorry. I'm working on it. Nearly finished."
"Nearly finished. What?"
>"Nearly finished, um... Mistress."
>She lets out a slight chuckle and a grin.
"Good. Employee assessment is coming up soon Anon. I don't think I need to remind you that we don't exactly 'spare the rod, spoil the child' around here."
"It's take more than just a warning to put someone on the right track. Wouldn't you say?"
>She's standing behind you, with her hand squeezing your crotch lightly.
"You need to be physical sometimes~"
>She releases her grip and moves away from your cubicle.
>You relax and let out a sigh, while your neighbor smiles and gives you a thumbs up.
>Goddammit Jim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:16:02 2015 No.12869435 >>12869429 I meant non-canon in the specific instance of that one greentext going two different ways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:16:36 2015 No.12869439 >>12869407 >KC's amazons commonly practice domestic abuse >>12869327 >KC writes hugboxy trite garbage What is going on

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:17:04 2015 No.12869442 >>12869424 >Forcing sex with your spouse when they don't want it Bystander here. Being single and getting raped by a monstergirl isn't really any different, so Amazons can't really be the only ones to be blamed for things like that. Just...saying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:18:02 2015 No.12869445 >>12869435 >12869418 Oh. Well, good day to you.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:18:02 2015 No.12869446

>>12869407
Domestic abuse isn't femdom, dominance or fetish by any definition of the word you stupid fuck. That was the point. Stupid people will actually believe this shit and foster a lower level of dialogue with autistic shitposting regardless of what monster girl it's about because it's what other people say so it must be right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:18:31 2015 No.12869448 >>12869429 Nope, the first guy a monster girl has sex with is the one she immediately deeply falls in love with, canonically. It's literally monogamy magic because the monster lord designed them to react to men's spirit energy that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:20:07 2015 No.12869450 >>12869433 Jim's a true bro. >>12869439 They dislike KC to the extent they're actually contradicting themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:20:32 2015 No.12869453 >>12869442 Of course it is, one's getting V'd by some stranger you don't even love, the other is getting forcefully V'd by someone who claims to love you and does whatever she wants to you anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:20:48 2015 No.12869454 >>12869448 The guy is right. Wrong for the particular instance being discussed, but right overall. Baphomets are a particular instance of ravaging most any guy they beat the shit out of, only falling in love with one who actually puts up a good fight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:21:47 2015 No.12869457 >>12869448 I disagree, but I'm pretty drunk right now and I'm not gonna lose my buzz to placate you.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:22:07 2015 No.12869459

>>12869272
>>12869262

You can't deny the other three aren't the worst writers in the thread, though.

- Nega self advertises more than Kim Kardashian
- Bob is Bob (Whatever that entails)
- Bollocks uses the same synonyms over and over and tries to pass itself off as anything but fanny flustered pond scum

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:22:49 2015 No.12869463

>>12869402
Ironically, KC's rainbow fetish sandbox is made specifically for people with no imagination or self-confidence.
>Here is a personified fetish
>Here is an incubus handwave to any insecurity you may have

I mean I don't hate it, it's there for what it's there for, but this seems silly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:25:13 2015 No.12869473 File: 187 KB, 687x1000, nj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869448 *by looking for and explaining the citations passages I'm talking about. Oh look, images are back.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:25:17 2015 No.12869474

>>12869453

As opposed to monstergirls who brainwash/poison you with all kinds of shit so you'll have sex with them wether you like it or not? Very few are truly innocent in KC's canon if you think about it.

But let's not limit our imagination to others' silly canons, I for one replaced KC's with my own, where cuddly, non abusive Amazons can exist, contrasting with the "traditional" ones.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:25:20 2015 No.12869475

>>12869433
I hate it allready
Truly spiders a shit.
>>12869439
I'm not involved with that one guy. You can think whatever you want about him. I don't think KC is a hugbox at all. It COULD be, but then again, it contradicts itself. I choose to base my thoughts solely on the encyclopedia pages.
>>12869446
>Domestic abuse isn't femdom, dominance or fetish by any definition of the word you stupid fuck
Did I ever say it was? I said amazons love their femdom, and their domestic abuse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:28:41 2015 No.12869480 >>12869457 This man has his priorities straight. What ya drinking, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:29:49 2015 No.12869485 File: 90 KB, 943x590, 14324278643432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869475 >Truly spiders a shit. Sounds like someone needs re-education.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:30:54 2015 No.12869489 >>12869473 >Oh look, images are back. Yes they are, and god damn it I thought I was in the Nanoha thread for a second. I need to get through Dog Days at some point, seems really fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:31:27 2015 No.12869491 >>12869463 Put that way, it makes me feel even more insecure >No confidence >Don't worry. MG is here to wash it all away by warping you their ideal instead of accepting you for who you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:31:31 2015 No.12869492 >>12869480 Vodka mixed with Sangria. No I'm not Russian nor Spanish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:33:38 2015 No.12869497 File: 245 KB, 850x750, 1258920836160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869474 Kikimoras are plenty innocent.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:34:31 2015 No.12869500

>>12869489
I didn't like Dog Days at first because it seemed like a low risk story. I ended up forcing myself to watch it and it was better than I thought. Not amazing by any means but it was at least good. If there weren't monster girls in it, no matter how vanilla they are, I probably wouldn't have watched it. Regardless I'm excited for season 3.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:35:41 2015 No.12869502 >>12869485 Im so glad pesticides exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:36:44 2015 No.12869506 >>12869474 And how many girls do that? Bubble slime, oomukade, girtablilu, manticore, matango, alraune, baphomet, familiar, mothman. This is someone who has made you her "husband" and uses you as she pleases. She's no better than a dark elf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:36:54 2015 No.12869508 >>12869497 That's why I said "very few are truly innocent".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:38:10 2015 No.12869510 >>12869492 Meh. You don't have to be of a certain ethnicity to enjoy the world's fares.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:39:00 2015 No.12869511 >>12869264 I'd a strongfat oni

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:40:35 2015 No.12869512 >>12869485 I am happy I am so afraid of spiders, if one tried to rape me I'd have a heart attack and die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:40:58 2015 No.12869513 File: 128 KB, 716x1024, 1403582160419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869511 Me too.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:41:41 2015 No.12869514

>>12869506

>This is someone who has made you her "husband" and uses you as she pleases

Manticore, Hellhound, Ushi-Oni, werewolf (unless you overwhelm her in battle), ogre (same as werewolf), Hornet, Wurm, and so on.

Following that logic, most monstergirls are no better than a dark elf, but that's fucking stupid, and that's why we usually disregard KC's canon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:42:15 2015 No.12869516 >>12869510 Anons like to assume. Which monstergirl would be best for drunk, sloppy sex? >inb4 oni

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:43:09 2015 No.12869522 >>12869512 Hopefully. Otherwise you'll be held hostage deep inside some abandoned house. Tied up while your latest daughteru hatchlings scurry over you. You would lose track of time, and begin to forget what the outside world looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:43:20 2015 No.12869524 >>12869516 Centaur because drunken horsepussy is best horsepussy

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:43:34 2015 No.12869527

>>12869254

Bob likes trolling the threads with unpopular subject matters like futa, and Negawalker had a massive ego for such an average writer, never finished his stories and constantly started new ones based on ideas taken from the threads. They both brought the hate on themselves.

Alp is ok if a little insecure, and I never understood all the hate for Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:44:34 2015 No.12869530 File: 221 KB, 1200x1597, 1420332274301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869513 What if Oni spanking

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:44:47 2015 No.12869532 >>12869516 Red or Regular Oni. Not Blue Oni, they are lame and boring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:45:55 2015 No.12869537 >>12869514 >Werewolf >ogre If you're a bitch. >Wurm What? And anon, it's clear you're property with those others ones, the point of contrition is painting them as loving wives when their methods clearly go against that.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:46:36 2015 No.12869540

>>12869250

That's what I liked about Parkedbuggy's Amazon story, they were actually gentle towards captured men and wanted them to be safe. The refused to release them simply because they thought human civilization was cruel and batshit insane for making weak little men fight and work. Too bad he had to go and vanish right after writing chapter one.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:46:57 2015 No.12869543
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>>12869491
Kind of, but it's there precisely because people are that insecure and apathetic enough to think they shouldn't be fapping to super-sexy monsters because they can't satisfy them. Like http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus was posted earlier, which mostly just gathers the info into an easier to read place, but "Incubus" always struck me as just a meta mechanic to wipe your out of character insecurities than any really involved in character mechanic.

Then you remember "in character" exists for erotic fantasies and sexual stories so sure it does.

>>12869500
Yeah, I don't know if it was for being low risk but it didn't stick with me at first, but seems it does do a lot of fun things, and Tsuzuki design.
>Meanwhile image in Nanoha thread
It can't be helped. Or escaped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:47:15 2015 No.12869544 >>12869522 You don't need anything other than your teeth to kill yourself you know.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:47:27 2015 No.12869545

>>12869527
I wonder if people had simply told Bob they didn't like futa, or asked him to keep it out of stuff he makes for the thread, instead of going fucking ballistic over something they don't like on the internet, if he'd have actually not made more futa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:49:06 2015 No.12869552 >>12869254 >alp WHAT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:49:49 2015 No.12869556 >>12869459 In all fairness to Nega he hasn't been around in months. Not that all those stories were ever going to get a part two anyway, he would carry on with his usual flavor of the month stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:50:33 2015 No.12869561 File: 227 KB, 700x972, Yithyithyithyithyith.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869532 >Blue Oni >The Oni equivalent of Kneesocks >Boring at all But that's against the RULES OF NATURE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:51:21 2015 No.12869565 >>12869545 We asked him to stop with the futa stuff. He spammed it instead, same with manticore, he deserves every once of hate he gets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:51:45 2015 No.12869567 >>12869545 >I wonder if people had simply told Bob It was made very clear it would be a stupid idea that offended and alienated in a situation where lack of would not legitimately offend anyone. Did it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:52:22 2015 No.12869571 >>12869561 What the fuck am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:52:45 2015 No.12869573 >>12869565 I don't recall the majority asking. I recall the majority sperging the fuck out. Which, I mean, it's 4chan. It's to be expected. But still.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:54:13 2015 No.12869577 >>12869556 I liked nega, despite his attention whoring, if only he didn't decide to push pseudopenis we would have been fine. But, faggots can't be reasoned with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:54:27 2015 No.12869579 >>12869561 Kneesocks would never have drunk sloppy sex. I would have to go to a bathhouse with several bottles of sake. Make a few Oni friends and have sweaty Oni sex in the changing room or in the outdoor springs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:56:23 2015 No.12869586 >>12869579 Sex in water is always better. Especially warm to hot water. It's a sensual delight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:57:14 2015 No.12869589 >>12869527 >NegaWalkers ego I remember one thread where he claimed to be on or above Captain's level. I mean holy shit that was arrogant.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:57:20 2015 No.12869590

>>12869573
We did, we asked him to write something else, he refused. Since it was pastebin stuff, nothing major happened, he just fell in popularity. But then he started with the manticore image spam, Then he revealed clare as a futa and we all know how that went. He wrote some like 2 stories while he updated chesicore and he and others kept up the manticore spam, along with the futa trolling. Then it became full on hatred.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 19:57:24 2015 No.12869591 >>12869579 >>12869586 Mah niggas. Hot Springs Vacation the best fantasy.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:00:07 2015 No.12869600
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>>12869571

An Eldritch Abomination-chan

>>12869579
>>12869586
>>12869591

>Be the only man in the steamhouse with several Onis
>"Oho... looks like they sent us an hors d'ouvre with our drinks, how lovely"
>"Where do you think you're going?"
>"Oh! He's so shy! How cute! Come on, come on! Get naked! There's nothing wrong with enjoying a little skinship is there?"
>"Look girls, he's still trying to cover up, so bashful!"
>"Ufufu, it seems you need some stimulation, don't worry. We'll love you lots tonight. We'll ROCK THE HOUSE"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:00:48 2015 No.12869603 File: 498 KB, 1200x720, 1411047532555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869589 I miss Captain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:02:38 2015 No.12869611 >>12869600 I'd let them rock my socks if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:03:10 2015 No.12869614 File: 590 KB, 800x800, 1418171157016.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bone Crusher You had one god damn job anon. JUST ONE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691qO96VRVw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:04:15 2015 No.12869618 >>12869614 That was for >>12869326

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:05:11 2015 No.12869621 >>12869603 He's a family man now Anon. And I wish the best for that Canuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:08:15 2015 No.12869627 >>12869590 Bob somehow has his own /d/efense force, and 2 drawfags on his side.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:09:10 2015 No.12869630 File: 58 KB, 900x900, 12423543452423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868768 Anubis. i want to go awol, make her worried and give her something sweet when i get back. would pinch her cheeks when she goes all tsun on me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:09:58 2015 No.12869635 >>12869627 >2 drawfags less and who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:10:27 2015 No.12869638 >>12869635 Mithril.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:10:40 2015 No.12869640 >>12869627 Probably because he's still a good writer even if he "likes what you don't like".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:12:05 2015 No.12869644 >>12869627 Heaven forbid one of them be a friend of his

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:12:26 2015 No.12869646 >>12869640 His writing in matters of technique is decent enough that's true Problem is that he's such an insufferable cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:12:57 2015 No.12869647 >>12869621 What's so great about kids anyway? You won't live on through them, once you die, that's it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:17:37 2015 No.12869655 File: 678 KB, 623x468, very clearly vince mcmahon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869647 >he doesn't know how to transfer his essence into his offspring so he can live forever

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:18:49 2015 No.12869660
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>>12869640
>good writer
He's actually rather inconsistent.

Which holds true when monsterboys are thing in his setting, while Monster Girl City is still called Monster Girl City for whatever reason. Or how Leona goes from a yandere to a sub again.
Also, why the fuck didn't Leona and her "lover" utilize safe words? Isn't that among the many important parts of a stable BDSM relationship?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:19:48 2015 No.12869662

>>12869647
"Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies...what we've seen, heard, felt...anger, joy and sorrow...these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light.We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing."-Solid Snake. Kids are overrated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:20:04 2015 No.12869663 >>12869396 >So? Nobody's forcing you to always stick to KC's canon. The aggressive shitposting against deviation from canon (cheating dragon waifu, gentle Amazon, etc) seems to suggest otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:20:16 2015 No.12869664 >>12869655 IT WAS ME SON! I WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE YOUR ESSENCE! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!! ..That could be taken out of context.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:22:14 2015 No.12869670

>>12869655
>Mage constantly has children in order to live forever
>Has lasted several generations successfully like this
>Latest generation has nothing but daughters
>Really sick, have to transfer soon
>GettinTooOldForThisShit.png

This is where Lich Monster Girls come from. Granted I'm sure half you anons would jump at the ability to do this.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:22:47 2015 No.12869672

>>12869663
Yeah, well, power through.

Not all deviations will be readily or at all accepted. Grow a spine in such cases, don't just shout, "Yeah, well, you a shit too!" it solves nothing.

Cheating Dragon is a total shit though. I still want to see where JAWF's story goes though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:23:20 2015 No.12869674 >>12869660 >anyone here, especially Bob, knowing things about relationships doubtful at best. Bob has probably never had sex, much less a relationship. Probably just dildos his ass all day in between shitposting and "writing".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:24:11 2015 No.12869675 >>12869670 I'm pretty sure almost all anons would jump at the chance for literal immortality even if it meant giving up having a D. Particularly if it's a smoking hot body to boot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:24:57 2015 No.12869678 >>12869670 >>12869675 I want to be a Loli Lich.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:24:57 2015 No.12869679

>>12869660

Depends on the level of BDSM involved. If we're talking about hardcore shit like body contortions and whipping/hard femdom then yes, safe words are involved.

If she's just using harsh words it isn't really essential. The best kind of doms are the ones who make you wear the gimp mask with the zipper across the mouth.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:26:11 2015 No.12869682

>>12869670
>A way to transfer your essence into either someone else, overpowering their will and essentially killing/removing their essence and replacing it with yours, or creating clones of yourself and transferring your essence into them once every 100 years
Hey, if I had to search the galaxy for a Holocron for the information of essence transfer and basically immortality, I'd fucking do it. No one will get this reference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:27:33 2015 No.12869686 >>12869660 >monsterboys are thing in his setting >goes from a yandere to a sub again This guy is such a faggot holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:27:47 2015 No.12869687 >>12869682 Isn't that the shit that Darth Plageius did?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:29:24 2015 No.12869694 >>12869682 Star Wars Expanded Universe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:29:25 2015 No.12869695 >>12869687 Close, sort of, it's the shit Darth Bane attempted before he essentially failed due to Zannah's will. Also, the Holocron got into the hands of a smug Dark Jedi

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:32:40 2015 No.12869704 File: 425 KB, 1280x4788, 1417164954860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869695 >Darth Bane

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:32:41 2015 No.12869703 >>12869695 >Darth Bane Wasn't he the guy who had a harem of what would be Khepris parasitically attached to him as armor who started the whole bullshit of One Master, One Student?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:32:44 2015 No.12869706 File: 166 KB, 755x511, 1406178578439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869675 >if it meant giving up having a D. You fucking alp.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:35:15 2015 No.12869711

>>12869703
Basically. He was invincible, but at at price because of all the acid. and yes, he began the Rule of Two
And before you ask why he got rid of it, because a) zannah was a fucking shit fuck, b) it was "killing" him, and c) he torched himself
But this isn't MG related so let's cut it here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:37:58 2015 No.12869722 >>12869706 I would rather be alive in a woman's body than dead with a dick. And I can always transfer out again later. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:41:59 2015 No.12869736 >>12869722 I hope you become a living toilet you misguided fool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:45:35 2015 No.12869752 >>12869736 I'd still be alive while you lie in oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:49:08 2015 No.12869757 >>12869752 I'll be a man and you'll always be an alp. Implying I can't come back from death with sheer manliness. You have failed every man in your bloodline.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:53:21 2015 No.12869768

>>12869675

>I'm pretty sure almost all anons would jump at the chance for literal immortality even if it meant giving up having a D.

>Giving up what makes you a man for immortality

>Immortality
>Being a good thing
>Ever

You have no idea how wrong you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:53:24 2015 No.12869770 >>12869757 >Implying I can't come back from death with sheer manliness. Well you're posting on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:54:31 2015 No.12869773 File: 2.91 MB, 299x200, 1354474758797.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869752 Eternity exists through your progeny, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:55:07 2015 No.12869777 >>12869768 The only downfall to immortality is the fact that everyone you love dies Unless you're with a Vampire, or a Dragon, or any long living MG, which in that case, you're set

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:56:03 2015 No.12869780 >>12869773 They're not me. I can't experience what they do. That doesn't keep me alive in any fashion. Just gives one, maybe two generations of people to tell small stories about me. That's not eternity.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:56:10 2015 No.12869781

>yandere captures her lover
>has a night of brutal rape
>imprisons lover
>finally happy
>nothing changes even with her lover by her side
>her beloved doesnt love her
>still depressed
>life doesnt magically get better
>begins to question her entire life thinking that when her fated one is with her her life would get better
>gets even more depressed
>beloved kills himself
>transformed from yandere to yangire
>angry at the world

continue?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:56:52 2015 No.12869783 >>12869773 Go tell that to >>12869647 that started the whole thing off.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 20:59:45 2015 No.12869788

>>12869777
>The only downfall to immortality is the fact that everyone you love dies

Immortality doesn't mean you won't feel pain. You'll be there when humanity clogs the atmosphere with impurities and all kinds of shit, making it difficult to breathe.

You'll be there when icebergs melt and shit gets flooded.

You'll be there when we run out of natural resources and a massive world war breaks out over its scarcity.

You'll be there when the Sun turns into a supernova and takes our planet with it, leaving you floating in the nothingness of space with severe burns all over your skin and no oxygen to breathe.

For. All. Eternity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:00:11 2015 No.12869790 >>12869781 Only if she kills herself soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:00:20 2015 No.12869791 >>12869781 Needs more meat. Like character interactions and motivations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:00:33 2015 No.12869793 >>12869781 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:01:10 2015 No.12869797 >go to 4+4chan's /monster/ board >board owner starts blogging about his facebook >call his board useless >calls me an autistic neet and bans me while threatening to "find my IP" or something I hate all of you but it's better than any alternative

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:01:32 2015 No.12869798 >>12869790 healing or MORE SUFFERING?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:01:51 2015 No.12869799 >>12869770 >implying only nerdy weakshits come here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:02:03 2015 No.12869800 >>12869788 Well, I mean, you're not necessarily immortal. We're talking body transfer, not God status

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:02:38 2015 No.12869804 >>12869799 Silly, anon. This is /jp/, not /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:03:11 2015 No.12869806 >>12869798 I unno. Either she instantly brains herself or healing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:05:52 2015 No.12869810 >>12869804 And we used to be /a/ and /v/ as fuck. Both may be faggots but you can't deny there's more than stereotypical nerds there.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:06:13 2015 No.12869811

>>12869800

Body transfer? As in beborn everytime you die?

Dying isn't exactly a good experience, much less when you're fated to go through it over and over forever.

Not to mention that you'll still be there to experience all those things I listed in my previous post AND feel all the emotional pain you can get from losing loved ones during your endless lifetimes over and over again with each resurrection. Forever.

So, no, immortality is shitty no matter how you look at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:06:20 2015 No.12869812 >>12869806 brains herself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:06:47 2015 No.12869815 >>12869797 Don't be buttmad here over an entirely different board, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:07:20 2015 No.12869816 >>12869799 >being a normalshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:08:11 2015 No.12869817 >>12869812 >this nigga don't know what "brains" means "brains" is a slang verb that means "suicide" when in context.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:08:32 2015 No.12869818 >>12869797 I don't understand how they're relevant here.

>>	mangomachine Sat Jan 3 21:09:31 2015 No.12869821 >>12869781 This is a basic framework on what Im thinking of writing. Momentarily namefagging to see recption

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:09:38 2015 No.12869822

>>12869811
No no, you misunderstand. I meant essence transfer. Body leaping. you don't necessarily have to be near death, though it would probably be the best time to use it. you know, like if you were, say, an old man, hitting your 90's or something. your Dragon wife looks a day over 23 while you are an old man. You could transfer your essence into another body, basically somewhat immortality but not really

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:10:14 2015 No.12869825 File: 1.52 MB, 262x440, 1418735037185.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869816 >being proud of being defective/useless

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:10:32 2015 No.12869826

Welp, 45 minutes without a post, so time to pull something desperate: a game.

Congratulations! You've managed to garner the attention of a medium-level yandere stalker*. How do her powers help thwart female rivals or abolish any privacy you may have?

* (Breaks into your house, installs remote video cameras everywhere, sniffs your underwear, watches you sleep, etc.)

Find out who's stalking you:
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Lightning Round: If you land on a page that's *not* a monster race profile, then prepare to evacuate your bowels! Because the next monster profile you roll on is a heavy yandere! She now uses her powers to assassinate female suitors, and either intimidate you into being a slave or trying you up in her basement. Will her powers make it possible do this un-noticed before the authorities catch on?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:11:36 2015 No.12869830 File: 160 KB, 200x400, 1417137535265-4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869825 >caring We're all going to die soon anon, whats the point of waiting your time getting /fit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:11:50 2015 No.12869831 >>12869826 >Welp, 45 minutes without a post Set the thread on auto update, mang.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:12:04 2015 No.12869832 >>12869826 >merrow fuckin fishy bitch can't even get out of the water!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:12:53 2015 No.12869835 >>12869826 >Got the Encyclopaedia off the bat Guess I'm doing lightning round >Thunderbird This was a mistake!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:13:07 2015 No.12869836 >>12869826 >cheshire cat she doesn't even need the cameras

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:14:13 2015 No.12869838 >>12869826 >Heavy Yandere Merrow She always manages to find me...somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:14:29 2015 No.12869844 >>12869826 >Heavy yandere ignis. People burning to death will not go unnoticed. Hopefully the police will link it to her before it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:14:29 2015 No.12869845 >>12869826 >Prisoner fruit Roll again >Dark Elf Hold onto your butts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:14:41 2015 No.12869847 File: 283 KB, 600x520, 1415050486454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869830 >excuses >bitching endlessly about unhappiness while doing nothing to improve your situation

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:14:48 2015 No.12869848 File: 104 KB, 357x345, 1379126704633.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869826 >Chief God

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:14:54 2015 No.12869849

>>12869816
I dunno if we can really call an anon that says he'll come back from death with sheer manliness a normalfag and not a hilarious chuuni, since this whole threat to masculinity bit has been continued past the initial joke.

>>12869826
>45 minutes
What the fuck are you filtering?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:15:10 2015 No.12869850 File: 113 KB, 800x800, Sweater Lamia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869826 >First role: Books >Second role: Lamia Heavy yandere Lamia? I can deal. I know that they'd be less strict than say, an Apophis or Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:17:02 2015 No.12869855 >>12869826 Land on Prisoner Fruit. Oh god. Land on Devil Gem. Are we doubling the effect now? Land on Hellhound. For Christ's sake. Am I even going to survive this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:17:53 2015 No.12869859 >>12869826 >Heavy Yandere Matango I'm gonna need six guns for this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:19:01 2015 No.12869861 >>12869826 >obsessive/possessive dragon >rivals Fuck this life.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:20:45 2015 No.12869866
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>>12868062
She'd better hurry. The Roomba is getting help.

>Robots can now learn to cook just like you do: by watching YouTube videos
>http://venturebeat.com/2015/01/02/robots-can-now-learn-to-cook-just-like-you-do-by-watching-youtube-videos/

>>>/m/11913307

The article is posted on /m/ to avoid the botnet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:22:46 2015 No.12869872 >>12869866 >Learning how to cook by watching videos they're getting too advanced. We need to halt the creation of robots

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:24:59 2015 No.12869875 >>12869872 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ft6gNYh0Xk You don't want a tiny robot waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:26:08 2015 No.12869876 >>12869826 >Golem that's quite the interesting choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:26:14 2015 No.12869877 >>12869875 Well, I mean, sure, even though I don't even drink coffee But Skynet!

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:27:21 2015 No.12869881

>>12869826
Heavy Yandere Slime.
I might as well just run a bath and let it happen. No way I can seal off my home well enough to prevent any liquid from dripping inside. I guess any chances of a relationship that expands beyond sex is gone now.

But on the plus side: full body massages and stimulation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:27:41 2015 No.12869883 >>12869826 >Sylph She's a wind spirit, she just stays near me at all times.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:27:58 2015 No.12869886 >>12869826 Rolled Hellhound first try, I feel lucky

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:28:22 2015 No.12869887 >>12869872 I want my own Neuro-AI pet like the ones they role out in the time MGR takes place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:28:50 2015 No.12869889 >>12869875 >You'll never have a tiny robot daughteru that rides on your head as you carry her around everywhere you go

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:28:52 2015 No.12869890 >>12869826 >Yandere Yeti Meh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:30:18 2015 No.12869893 >>12869890 She'll just tear up all your pillows and blankets. More annoying then scary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:30:38 2015 No.12869894 >>12869872 Russia is currently testing terminators. http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/russian-battle-robots-near-testing-for-military-use/514038.html Once they start to learn, it's game over man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:31:37 2015 No.12869896 >>12869894 Then again, it is Russian technology.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:31:49 2015 No.12869898 >>12869826 I got Zipangu I am so screwed, they are all after me! this leaves me to pick, ryu, shirohebi, inari or Jurougumo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:31:53 2015 No.12869899 >>12869893 God that sounds horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:32:03 2015 No.12869900 >>12869883 >You think you've managed to avoid her by closing all the windows, bolting all the doors, and creating any air flow from the outside merely impossible. >Bad idea, yes, but effective >Too bad she was already inside

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:33:25 2015 No.12869906 >>12869899 It's not so bad, you just have to cuddle with her, and only her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:33:58 2015 No.12869908 >>12869883 >>12869900 At least it's not heavy yandere. You can't hurricane-proof the inside of buildings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:34:10 2015 No.12869910 >>12869894 How soon until we see Slav-squatting Robutts in track-suits?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:34:48 2015 No.12869912 >>12869826 >Scylla I'm not exactly sure on my situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:36:03 2015 No.12869917 >>12869912 Don't go fishing and stay away from beaches. Problem solved Or so you think

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:36:08 2015 No.12869919 >>12869906 But I roll around in my sleep! What if I start hugging my blanket while facing away from her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:37:14 2015 No.12869921 >>12869906 But I need at least one pillow for my head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:37:27 2015 No.12869923 >>12869910 >slav squatting Jinkos and grizzly girls in adidas track suits while smoking YES

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:38:12 2015 No.12869925 >>12869919 >Hugging your blanket >While facing away from her >AWAY FROM HER Make sure you record what happens. I've got a bag of unused popcorn here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:38:33 2015 No.12869928 >>12869900 >>12869908 You know that feeling where you feel like someone's watching you? Yeah, I imagine it'd be sorta like that, only someone actually IS watching you. And touching herself. All the time.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:39:31 2015 No.12869934

>Yandere sylphs
Suffocating potential competition by literally dragging the air out of their lungs

>Yandere slimegirls
Making sure their husband never leaves by wrapping around him like a symbiote suit and bonding to his skin

Yandere monstergirls are scary. I pine for more of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:39:45 2015 No.12869936 >>12869923 >smoking Why would they do that to themselves? Unless MAMONO MANA makes it to where smoking has no negative effects on the body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:39:55 2015 No.12869938 >>12869928 Disgustingly cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:39:56 2015 No.12869939 >>12869928 You know, in hindsight, Ghosts and Sylph's would get along really well, especially if they're both voyeurs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:40:08 2015 No.12869940 You people with your yandere problems. Back in my day, we gave them one across the face. Damn feminine generation..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:40:19 2015 No.12869941 >>12869919 She'll hug you nice and tight so you can't get away. >>12869921 She'll be her pillow. She's nice and plush just for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:41:33 2015 No.12869945 >>12869941 >She'll be her pillow. She's nice and plush just for you But if I use her as pillow for my head I can't hug her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:41:41 2015 No.12869946 >>12869934 Fearboners are truly the best boners.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:42:15 2015 No.12869948 >>12869934 >Wearing your Slimgirl as a symbiote suit >Her yandere nature makes you a slight short fuse, makes you defensive near other woman and girls, makes you easily jealous, and somehow makes you very thirsty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:43:11 2015 No.12869949 >>12869945 She did'nt think it through very well. IF you ask nicely, I'm sure she'll allow you one pillow, as long s it's not too nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:43:18 2015 No.12869951 >>12869826 >First Roll >KC Q&A Welp, Lightning Round time. What's the worst that could happe- >Dragon I accept my fate as a Dragon's Treasure-Trove Slave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:44:05 2015 No.12869953 >>12869928 >Smug, teasy Cheshire. >Actually has a schlick-cave consisting of photos she took of her lover, while inside his house. Cheshires would be the most versatile and unpredictable yanderes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:44:19 2015 No.12869954 >>12869949 But what if anon needs a good pillow so he can sleep at night? Will she shave some of her fluff and make a pillow out if it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:44:31 2015 No.12869955 >>12869826 W-what happens if I had to go to a third roll? And it was a Beelzebub?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:44:37 2015 No.12869956

>>12869826
Reminds me of my medium yandere jinko greentexts.

Shenanigans include, but are not limited too,

underwear theft
stealing cardboard boxes to make houses with
hiding on top of various furniture items
sniffing soiled undergarments
sniffing shoes
collecting used condoms, tagged with date and age and placed in a breifcase
Making candles that emulate husband's scent
Keeping a picture of husband and her fucking like rabbits instead of the normal photo of a loved one
purchase of an inflatable, life sized sex doll of husband with build in dildo

Medium yandere jinkos are pretty nasty sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:44:47 2015 No.12869958 >>12869940 B-But anon, yandere is olev...... YANDERE A BEST

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:45:09 2015 No.12869959 >>12869940 Watch it gramps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:46:02 2015 No.12869960 >>12869953 I think Cheshire's could be the greatest yanderes just because of how batshit insane they are and invisibility Shirohebi go to Cheshire's for pointers on how to yandere

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:46:05 2015 No.12869961 >>12869955 The Zerg happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:46:10 2015 No.12869962 >>12869940 plottwist: he's talking about bukkakes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:46:29 2015 No.12869963 >>12869826 >Familiar >"Nah fuck that, reroll" >Familiar Son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:47:10 2015 No.12869966 >>12869921 Use a pillow and blanket stuffed/made with her fur.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:47:55 2015 No.12869968 >>12869961 Eh? The fuck does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:48:22 2015 No.12869969 >>12869963 Familiar is fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:48:22 2015 No.12869970 >>12869954 >Will she shave some of her fluff and make a pillow out if it? All her excess fluff will go into making pillows, blankets and PJs for her lover.. She wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:48:44 2015 No.12869971 >>12869963 >He thinks he can escape the Familiar by rerolling Don't you understand? Once you roll, that's it. It's set in stone, placed in the timeline, part of the universal spectrum, a piece of the anti-life equation, part of space-time itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:49:19 2015 No.12869972 >>12869826 >a game What is this, /tg/? Well it's not as disruptive as a CYOA and can get discussion going sometimes at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:49:24 2015 No.12869973 >>12869968 Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:49:31 2015 No.12869975 >>12869958 >Not getting a yandere to follow your orders. >Not insinuating that her love is fake if she doesn't. Buncha plebs, all of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:50:38 2015 No.12869978 >>12869969 >>12869971 But anon, Familiars scare me. I don't want to fuck the loli, only give her headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:50:57 2015 No.12869979 >>12869972 Nigga how new are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:51:22 2015 No.12869981 >>12869972 At least it's remotely on topic. When he said "45 minutes since the last post" he must have meant MG-related post... because it's mostly off-topic ethics about immortality with only a few rare MG-related posts sprinkled in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:51:54 2015 No.12869983 >>12869975 Yeah as I said yandere is olev

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:52:35 2015 No.12869988 >>12869826 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monsters I know I should roll again, but shit. Am I fucked? Imagine trying to maintain a harem of yanderes. And they all have monstrous power and quirks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:52:43 2015 No.12869989 >>12869978 It's okay anon. She'll fuck you until you're ready.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:52:45 2015 No.12869990 >>12869978 I know how you feel. I, too, do not wish to fuck the loli BUT TOUGH SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:52:49 2015 No.12869991 >>12869978 What if she eats that Ara Ara cake from Wonderland so you'll love her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:53:04 2015 No.12869992 >>12869983 As long as you understand..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:53:23 2015 No.12869993 Which would you prefer? A Dragonfu or a Kitsune waifu? You can only choose one of them, and only one, and the one you don't pick is raped, mind broken, and has her innards eaten out by a demon girl with a anaconda sized snake penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:53:30 2015 No.12869994 >>12869960 >Making me imagine a crazed Trish with a knife saying "I'll have a good ending if I have to carve it out myself." This pleases me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:54:25 2015 No.12869995 >>12869917 Well, now that I think about it, if they are flexible as an actual octopus, I should probably worry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:54:31 2015 No.12869996 >>12869993 Eh. Kistunes are tricky. I'm sure she'll figure something out. Dragon waifu, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:54:44 2015 No.12869997 >>12869993 Can I pick neither and save them both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:54:53 2015 No.12869998 >>12869993 >spoiler What is this, Saw?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:55:21 2015 No.12869999 >>12869993 I use magic to clone myself and pick both of them. Then I kill the demon girl. Fuck your /d/ tier bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:55:22 2015 No.12870001 >>12869993 ...I'm almost ashamed to say it after reading that spoiler, but, Dragonfu. I'm such a slut for Dragons, I just can't resist their allure at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:55:23 2015 No.12870003 >>12869989 >>12869990 N-no please, no dicking, only headpats >>12869991 I'd think about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:55:40 2015 No.12870007 >>12869997 You have to become a hero of justice to do so.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:55:41 2015 No.12870008

>>12869991
See, the problem is that sometimes those de-lolification cakes
A)could come from nasty old hobos who sell them to purchase rubbing alcohol
B)can result in you being locked up in prison and eventually killed during a riot
*insert de-lolification cake greentext here*

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:55:49 2015 No.12870009 >>12869993 I pick neither so they stay safe and I go for another girl >inb4 both die

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:55:52 2015 No.12870010 >>12869993 >spoiler Fuck off, you know why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:55:56 2015 No.12870011 >>12869994 It might just come to pass yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:56:16 2015 No.12870012 >>12869995 >a full grown, 5'5 Scylla sliding her way out of your bathtub facet What an amusing picture

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:56:23 2015 No.12870013 >>12869993 Are you kidding? I would help the demon girl mindbreak the dragon if that got me a kitsune waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:56:29 2015 No.12870014 >>12869993 Dragon. As much as I like fluffy, I godda be loyal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:57:09 2015 No.12870016 >>12869973 Were you making a Starcraft reference? That's all I could think of, and it still doesn't help the context of your sentence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:57:24 2015 No.12870017 File: 188 KB, 592x348, 1419966893817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12869971 >Anti-life equation

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:58:02 2015 No.12870020
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>>12869960
>"Hora hora~, do you prefer the likes of some of some scaly-assed harlot over me? I feel that I must punish that conversion of yours~.
>>12869994
That actually seems somewhat likely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:58:36 2015 No.12870022 >>12870017 This guy gets it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 21:58:52 2015 No.12870023 >>12870007 I see no downside. >>12869993 It really depends on their personality. I'm equally fond of kitsunes and dragons, so it comes down to something more personal. >>12870008 And then of course your wife slits her wrists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:00:00 2015 No.12870026 >>12869826 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Enishi_Isami >yandere succubus that's in the Kendo club jesus, I am fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:00:15 2015 No.12870028 >>12869999 Truly, the truth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:01:33 2015 No.12870029 File: 145 KB, 584x724, DARKSSIIYYYYYEEEEEDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12870022 Damn skippy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:01:38 2015 No.12870030 >>12870017 Where's the rest of this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:03:28 2015 No.12870036 >>12870030 I believe Monorus is still working on it.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:03:57 2015 No.12870038

>>12870026
You better start investing in those self defence classes. If she asks, just say you wanted to learn how she fights. She'll be so flustered, she'd say you could've just asked her to teach you
Then, go in for the kill. Have her teach you everything, EVERYTHING, in MMA and kendo. Then, once you're the Bruce Lee Jakie Chan Kiddo of the MGverse, make a wager

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:04:12 2015 No.12870041 >>12870010 Not so much /d/ so much as mAlicesoft

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:06:35 2015 No.12870046 >>12869826 >Ushi-Oni I'm fucked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:08:19 2015 No.12870051 >>12870038 I'll have to work pretty hard to be a martial artist while I'm an incubus obsessed with boning a succubutt. I never asked for this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:09:06 2015 No.12870055 >>12870051 Don't worry anon, we all feel your pain BUT TOUGH SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:11:46 2015 No.12870062 Do you think a drawfag will ever do something MGK related?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:15:16 2015 No.12870068 >>12870062 >MGK >Monster Girl Kart Yes. That wasn't what you meant, was it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:16:40 2015 No.12870071 >>12870062 No clue. Although someone has to at least write down a character sheet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:16:57 2015 No.12870072 >>12870068 Monster Girl Kindergarten, but your idea sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:18:07 2015 No.12870075 >>12870072 Yeah I know, I just wanted to make a dumb joke. Monster Girl Kart would be sick tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:19:04 2015 No.12870078 >>12870071 >character sheets Next you'll want them to have real names, and backstories, and dialog, and personalities, and clothing descriptions. >>12870075 It would be. It was also discussed a good while ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:19:41 2015 No.12870080 >>12870068 No I think he means monster girl /k/, in which they develop weapons that utilize their inherent powers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:19:54 2015 No.12870081 File: 322 KB, 1000x1000, 1416677043707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12870062 Don't we already have Mia, Centorea, and the Wurm? Is that not enough anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:20:26 2015 No.12870082 >>12870078 >It was also discussed a good while ago. And then we started talking about Monster Girl Wacky Races.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:20:35 2015 No.12870084 >>12870075 I would totally not play it at allgod that sounds awful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:20:52 2015 No.12870086 >>12870080 No he meant MGKKK, and forgot the other two Ks.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:21:46 2015 No.12870090
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>>12870078
>Next you'll want them to have real names, and backstories, and dialog, and personalities, and clothing descriptions.
What can I say? I love settings that are meaty in details.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:22:26 2015 No.12870092 >>12870078 >It was also discussed a good while ago. Really? Well, so much for being original.. >>12870084 Ok, how about Monster Girl Party then? What better way to get a boner AND lose all your friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:23:35 2015 No.12870095 >>12870081 Not that one, the other kindergarten class that doesn't have Mia or Cenny. >>12870090 What would their names even be? Only Ophy has the closest thing to one. And then there's that faceless kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:24:57 2015 No.12870101 >>12870092 I never had any friends to begin with. Plus party games a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:25:39 2015 No.12870103 >>12870095 Ophy is the Apophis, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:26:10 2015 No.12870104 >>12870101 Eh, they're ok with alcohol.. Things do get more heated though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:26:36 2015 No.12870106 >>12870103 Yeah. She also gets stuck in bins from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:28:57 2015 No.12870111 >>12870104 >Blue Shell >ending friendships regardless of amount of alcohol involved people are scum, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:29:05 2015 No.12870112 >>12870104 >play generic party game 10045 with drunk monster pals >loser has to become the cuddlepump for the group >they always team up on you I could get behind it.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:29:14 2015 No.12870114

>>12870003
>Niisan, why won't you hold me anymore? Did I do something to upset you? My appearance? But I did it so we could always be close, there's nothing wrong with showing affection to your cute little sister is there? Why do you turn me away? Rub my head just like you used to, my head on your lap, sharing ice pops in the summer, watching the sunset side by side, your arm around me, why does it have to end? The people around us? I don't care what anyone says, I want to be with you always. I'll never abandon you, I'll never turn you away, so don't be afraid of me. Please hug me.
>Nissans heartbeat, it's been so long. I feel so happy. No, don't let go yet, never let me go, I want to be close to you so much. I could stay like this, with you, forever. I always felt so alone, when you had to leave my side, I know no one loves me more than you, so, that's why, I want...to be one with you. I want to be yours, body and soul. I love you. I love you so dearly. I wouldn't even mind, if you wanted to hurt me. I will take whatever Onii wants to do to me, so...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:29:29 2015 No.12870115 >>12869890 >>12869893 It's scary when she starts locking you in freezers and leaving you in the snow so she has to keep warming you up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:30:11 2015 No.12870118 >>12870111 Oh, the friendship is done no matter what, it's just more fun at the beginning. >>12870112 Now you're thinking with alcohol.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:30:47 2015 No.12870120

>>12870095
There have been a couple mini-mg's.
Valerie the anubis has been turned into "valer-loli" on many occasions, much to her displeasure.
Junko has been lolified as well, she's not a hobo loli but she's like a poor, scrapy kid.
I know there are others that i'm forgetting as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:32:00 2015 No.12870123 >>12870114 I couldn't dick her, she'd get tons of headpats and hugs though. Maybe I'll take her to one of those onee-san churches and see what they can do

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:32:03 2015 No.12870124 >>12870016 I'm not him, but it was obvious he was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:32:31 2015 No.12870125 >>12870120 >Junko has been lolified When? The fuck have you loli loving fucks done to my Junko?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:33:02 2015 No.12870129 >>12870114 >Sharing ice pops in the summer I can never not imagine that without it being lewd. I'm never giving my daughteru's ice pops

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:33:28 2015 No.12870130 >>12870123 >>12870114 De-lolification is the answer. Usually.>>12870008 >>12870125 Don't worry, she's fine. She usually just sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:34:25 2015 No.12870136 >>12869054 >>12869054 Does anyone have a pastebin to it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:35:40 2015 No.12870140 >>12869993 >spoiler I laughed. Bet you did too. you smarmy shit. I like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:35:49 2015 No.12870141 File: 236 KB, 1000x1000, MGK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12870068

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:35:54 2015 No.12870142 >>12870114 >Niisan I like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:36:08 2015 No.12870143 >>12870130 She better be fine and still a 28 YO homeless chick who wears sunglasses and sleeps in a cardboard box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:36:35 2015 No.12870145 >>12869109 I like this mental image.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:36:47 2015 No.12870146 >>12870141 >AllOfMyYes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:37:03 2015 No.12870147 >>12870141 Loen you glorious son of a gun

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:37:12 2015 No.12870148 >>12870141 > Hellhound and Wurm Neat. What are you doing next Loen?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:37:22 2015 No.12870149
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>>12870095
We have Wurm as a Gundam.

I just can't post it because some MAN FILTH POSTED IT EARLIER!

SAME FOR THE WEAKLING WHO ALREADY POSTED THE GREEN ORC FLEXING IN A SWIMSUIT THAT I WANTED TO USE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:37:23 2015 No.12870150 >>12870141 Based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:37:32 2015 No.12870152 >>12870141 I love this and I love you. No alp though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:37:36 2015 No.12870153 >>12870136 >>12867330 The third link at the bottom. Keep in mind that it's a three-parter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:37:41 2015 No.12870154 >>12870141 It's glorious. It's not about monsterigrl kindergarteners, but still.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:37:41 2015 No.12870155 >>12870141 >that poor wurm She needs headpats stat!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:38:09 2015 No.12870156 >>12870141 BASED DRAWFAG, I LOVE YOU SO. >>12870143 Well, she's actually in elementary school, but she still has the sunglasses. >>12870145 which one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:38:33 2015 No.12870157 >>12870062 I want adorable tiny Anubis and Pharaoh stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:38:33 2015 No.12870158 >>12870149 >SoM with P'Orcs Stop reminding me, my dick can only get so hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:40:04 2015 No.12870161 >>12870156 She's in an elementary school because she sleeps under the slide. She's still an adult homeless woman. Nobody stops her because she doesn't bother anyone and is well mannered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:40:06 2015 No.12870162 >>12870141 Loen:Stay/Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:41:51 2015 No.12870164 >>12870141 Awesome great work!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:42:18 2015 No.12870165 >>12870124 Well I've never played Starcraft, all I know is the Zerg are aliens. What does the Zerg "happening" mean and what the fuck does it have to do with yandere Beelzebubs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:42:23 2015 No.12870166 >>12870149 That was a different Wurm though. Not the same one playing in the sandbox, throwing rocks, eating rocks, and watching PowerRangers with her folks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:42:55 2015 No.12870167 >>12869258 I really enjoyed the Beelzebub story and thought it was a cute little thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:43:18 2015 No.12870169 >>12870149 >We have Wurm as a Gundam. The pre-0 Raiser 00 Gundam to be exact. I'd recognize that dual V-fin from anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:43:33 2015 No.12870170 >>12870149 I'd go out on a date with Nazû the Flesh Glutton

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:44:28 2015 No.12870173 >>12870141 Loen! Cyclops cosplaying as Ammo Baron? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yTSU4-ueP8I/hqdefault.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:46:55 2015 No.12870177 >>12870173 I recognize that artstyle. Is he from Shantae?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:46:55 2015 No.12870178

>>12870161
sorry mate. Shes 10 now. the lolification plague hit everyone hard.
Junko is now addicted to sniffing Elmer's glue instead of heroin
ophy is trapped in a bin
Valerloli is seething with rage because she can't grip game controllers anymore
Hellhound is now close-to-hell-puppy, and is hiding in a cubboard because she's absolutely TERRIFIED of her tail
The mouse girls have shrunk to the size of my foot
The dragon girl's wings havn't grown enough, so she's been trying to construct a set of fake ones out of duct tape and cardboard
the slime girl is so small she can fit in a bucket
The cat girls are to busy sleeping and swatting at butterflies to care much about anything
And the succubus is trying to seduce her basic addition teacher by "sexually" eating a lolipop. (she doesn't know what a blowjob is, but she saw her mom doing it to someone so she's trying to repeat the process.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:47:19 2015 No.12870179 >>12870177 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:48:28 2015 No.12870180 >>12870112 I'd be good with losing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:49:22 2015 No.12870182 >>12870178 Must be a different Junko. MGK Junko is clean, lives under a slide, tries to set up swings on tree branches, and naps on train tracks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:49:37 2015 No.12870183 >>12870180 Would you if they were the big Oni bullies who tormented you throughout high school?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:50:21 2015 No.12870185 >>12870123 >You want to send me away? Don't say that! Please don't say that! You promised...you'd always take care of me. Was that just a lie!? Why? Just tell me why you won't love me back!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:50:30 2015 No.12870186 >>12870182 Same junko. She does all of those things AND huffs glue.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:50:44 2015 No.12870188

Most insect girls are shit. They can be cute in 2D but you know damn well if a 3D 7 foot wide spider descended on you, there would be screams and piss and shit everywhere whether she had a human torso or not. Granted the same thing could be argued for snake-girls of any kind. I guess what I'm trying to say is give in to the Succubus blue booty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:51:31 2015 No.12870191 >>12870185 Eat the cake and I'll love you back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:51:33 2015 No.12870192 >>12870186 >same Junko >huffs glue >loli Not according to the lazy alcoholic fuck who thought her up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:52:25 2015 No.12870193 >>12870185 Why would I leave her? I'd be there all the time we were there, even if they asked me to leave. I just wouldn't be able to dick her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:52:51 2015 No.12870196 >>12870188 >3D There's your problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:53:07 2015 No.12870197 >>12870165 Just google Zerg Rush you fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:53:27 2015 No.12870200 >>12870188 I dunno. Imagine what it would be like to sleep with one of the Blue Man Group.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:53:47 2015 No.12870203 >>12870192 She's the miniaturized version of a drug addict, what do you think she'd do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:54:39 2015 No.12870207 >>12870188 I like blueberry Succubutt booty, but Arachne's and Lamia's are totally OK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:54:54 2015 No.12870208 >>12870203 She was never a drug addict, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:55:29 2015 No.12870209 >>12870208 From most of her stories she was

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:56:00 2015 No.12870211 >>12870203 Junko is not a drug addict.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:56:43 2015 No.12870212 File: 175 KB, 1000x1000, MGK2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12870141

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:56:44 2015 No.12870213 >>12870209 >most of her stories You mean the one greentext, numerous MGKs, and Alp shorts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:58:01 2015 No.12870217 >>12870212 HNNNNGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:58:30 2015 No.12870219 >>12870213 Yeah pretty much. >>12870212 Don't understand this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:58:53 2015 No.12870220 >>12870212 >Kikimora Can you do the rest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:59:40 2015 No.12870222 >>12870219 The Kikimora got hit with a broom by a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:59:42 2015 No.12870223 >>12870212 Truly, there are still heroes left in man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 22:59:49 2015 No.12870224 >>12870212 Gentlemen, we have our school bully Based Loen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:00:40 2015 No.12870225 >>12869527 He gets the hate he merits because he's a talentless hack who only has a handful of scenarios and synonyms at any given moment as well as a chip the size of a cinder block on his shoulder about Bob

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:01:10 2015 No.12870227 >>12870224 Hellhound? She certainly is a delinquent along with Salamander, but a bully?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:01:34 2015 No.12870229 >>12870222 Since they are in kindergarten, would it be appropriate to call her a Hellpuppy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:02:18 2015 No.12870231 >>12870227 Hellhound is a meanie butthead! See it just works so well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:02:19 2015 No.12870232 >>12870229 Hellpup?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:02:47 2015 No.12870234 >>12870227 Well, she started as the schoolyard bully in preschool, and evolved into a delinquent during middle school into high school Tada

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:03:21 2015 No.12870235 >>12870231 But Dark Elf and P'Ork are the bullies. Then again, they only bully Timmy...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:03:57 2015 No.12870238 >>12870234 And then she broke the law and spend a nice amount of time in juvy/graduated and worked as a cashier for the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:05:18 2015 No.12870245 >>12870235 Timmy deserves it, did you see how he acts around Jimmy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:05:55 2015 No.12870249 >>12870238 All the while being a sarcastic yet sadistic and seductive young adult. Brilliant. We have a character

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:06:43 2015 No.12870252 >>12870245 But Timmy is a good kid. He's masochistic, and when he goes through juvie he'll enter a little boy and leave a hardened man with tattoos, muscles, and a beard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:06:57 2015 No.12870253 >>12870212 Thats so evil! That poor Kikimora..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:07:19 2015 No.12870255 >>12870249 I hardly find cashiers seductive. More like she tries to appear sexy but then the person at the counter tells her to pull up her shirt and put the eggs in the bag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:08:13 2015 No.12870258 >>12870255 Then toss her to working at a cafe with a Cheshire and a Manticore Ta fucking da

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:09:38 2015 No.12870262 >>12870252 Timmy is a stupid alp! Would alp be the version of "faggot" in MGE land?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:10:11 2015 No.12870263

MGK has Timmy and Jimmy, should we come up with names for any of the other little boys in the class?

Like the one who likes visiting the Jabberwock's Bakery?
Or the one that likes to remind the Echidna teacher she's a nice lady?
Or the one always trailing after the Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:11:04 2015 No.12870265 >>12870263 Mike. There's always a Mike. No one likes Mike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:11:57 2015 No.12870267 >>12870263 >Jabberwock's bakery It's a regular Dragon's bakery. And It's all through the eyes of Jimmy, unless it's DE and P, then it's Timmy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:12:02 2015 No.12870268 >>12870265 and steve no one cares about steve

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:12:08 2015 No.12870269 >>12870265 And Chad. because we need a Chad to direct all hate too Fucking hate the name Chad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:12:09 2015 No.12870270 >>12870263 How about a Zack? That's a name you don't see often.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:13:13 2015 No.12870272 >>12870258 Cafes are way to high class for a high school drop out. I guess she'd work porn. >>12870263 >Or the one always trailing after the Anubis? Bacically every writefag who's ever touched one.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:13:36 2015 No.12870273

Have you guys ever noticed those 3 red gems a Kikimora has?
One on each arm, and 1 around her neck.
What are they for?
Are they power gems?
Does this mean you can get a superkikimora if she gains more power?

Or, does something bad happen if you remove them?

Will we ever know?

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:14:22 2015 No.12870278

>>12870263
Jabberwock doesn't own a bakery, that's Dragon. Jabberwocky is much more matured and finer beauty than Dragon is, even without the sweets and treats. She's in 6th grade and has delicious brown skin, deep purple claws, and is really big and strong. Don't mix her up with a green lizard who eats bread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:14:38 2015 No.12870279 >>12870269 Me too, seems like everyone I know named chad is an annoying little fuck >>12870212 Good work loen!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:14:55 2015 No.12870280 >>12870272 >Cafe's are way too high class for a high school dropout Maybe it isn't a super expensive cafe. Like a coffee shop or something Stop being so picky.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:14:57 2015 No.12870281

>>12870267
Really? Since as sporadic as things go for MGK, it feels less like "All through the eyes of Jimmy" and more like each anon who responds each time is a different kindergartner.

Or maybe that's just the impression I alone get whenever MGK pops up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:16:04 2015 No.12870284 >>12870273 One lets her create blades of energy. Another let's her control shadow beasts. Don't know what the third does. All I know, she could have the potential to create the Light Hawk Wings...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:16:26 2015 No.12870285 >>12870281 Why do you think I call Anubis the most popular from time to time when I do MGK?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:16:26 2015 No.12870286 >>12870273 They're part of the Infinity Stones. One a Kikimora gains all the stones, she can wield the Infinity Broom and be the greatest maid to ever live A TOPPU MEIDO

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:16:40 2015 No.12870287

>>12870280
Maybe it's because I want hellhound's karma to finally catch up with her.
because JUUUSTICE give me erections.
Though, I suppose if you really want this to be lewd as hell, you could have hellhound, a cheshire, and a manticore hijack a starbucks or something.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:17:54 2015 No.12870290

>>12870285
I dunno.
Especially because a lot of the time I'll come into the thread, and MGK will have been posted a while back, and no one will have said "Anubis", at all, even with a dozen or so responses.
So I'm always the one who says, "Go hang out with Anubis!" ever single time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:17:58 2015 No.12870292 >>12870287 Ah, I see. you're a man of justice, while I'm a man of, happiness Now it all makes sense why we can't come to an agreement

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:18:04 2015 No.12870293 >>12870284 Sadly I think I am the only one who got this. Light hawk cleansing wings!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:19:07 2015 No.12870295 >>12870286 I want to fuck the toppu meido

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:19:15 2015 No.12870296 >>12870290 Do to that, she has the most votes. It's why she didn't phase out of existence like Girtablilu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:20:02 2015 No.12870299 >>12870296 Poor Girtablilu-chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:20:46 2015 No.12870301 >>12870292 but justice IS happiness!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:21:00 2015 No.12870302 >>12870296 >Do Due* >>12870299 And Holst is next in line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:21:47 2015 No.12870308 >>12870301 I don't know anon. Justice also brings a lot of sadness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:22:45 2015 No.12870309 >>12870308 To whom? The corrupt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:23:50 2015 No.12870311 >>12870296 Is it really "The most votes" when it's just one guy, consistently? Pretty sure I see just as much consistent interest in the older girls. And Junko, more recently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:24:03 2015 No.12870312 >>12870309 Justice isn't always about doing what makes people happy.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:24:06 2015 No.12870313

>>12870193
>Even though I bared my heart to you, how could you say something like that? If you still need to know how dearly I love you, I'll use my body to make you know how I feel!
>Don't fight me, we should never fight, it won't do any good, you could never say no to me before. I knew it was a mistake to let you leave, but now I'll wipe away all your confusion. Our relation, what of it? Propriety. The eyes of others, I don't care about any of that, so long as I have you. I was born to love you, and I'm not gonna let anyone stop me Don't hide your face, look at me. LOOK. See where we're connected? Get off? I WON'T! There's nothing to worry about. I told you, I am yours Niisan. Remember what you said to me then, that you'd never forgive anyone who made me cry? See these tears? Only one person can stop them. Only you. If you still won't say your true feelings, I'll just have to love you, until you love me.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:24:19 2015 No.12870314
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>>12870263
What's the name of that one kid who hurt himself to visit the Nurse Weresheep before she was let go?

All I remember is him walking into that Ice Cream parlor then never coming back to school...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:24:23 2015 No.12870315 >>12870309 Anon, some times justice gets personal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:24:41 2015 No.12870317 >>12870302 >And Holst is next in line No one wants to disturb the couple, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:25:08 2015 No.12870319 >>12870183 >Oni Bullies >All of them wanting to cuddle me YES.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:25:15 2015 No.12870321 >>12870312 Name one example of justice that would make someone other than the criminal unhappy. >>12870315 ...I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:25:25 2015 No.12870322 >>12870311 If one guy vote constantly for the same girl every time she'll rack up a large number.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:26:24 2015 No.12870324 >>12870313 SHUT UP AND EAT THE FUCKING DE-LOLIFICATION CAKE, IT'S RIGHT THERE DAMNIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:26:28 2015 No.12870325 >>12870262 Who says it's not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:26:42 2015 No.12870328 >>12870317 Doesn't mean you can't befriend them and gun for Mino or Holst's older sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:27:31 2015 No.12870329 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 1420345651225.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate you assholes, but I'll provide this for those who like Anubutts. The lewdest thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:27:39 2015 No.12870330 File: 352 KB, 1000x1000, MGK3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12870212 Last one for now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:27:44 2015 No.12870331 >>12870314 He's in a better place now. In the weresheep's house, that's it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:29:00 2015 No.12870336 >>12870329 I am delighted by this. >>12870330 is she biting a manticore's tail?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:29:02 2015 No.12870337 >>12870329 anon this is a blue board

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:29:04 2015 No.12870338 >>12870330 Love you Loen >>12870329 Love you .Less

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:29:17 2015 No.12870339 >>12870313 God I'd feel so disgusted about myself. I don't think I'd be able to look myself in the mirror if I fucked my Familiar little sister. Maybe I can distract her with headpats and discuss why I can't summon the courage to fuck her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:29:34 2015 No.12870342 >>12870330 >hellhound bullying manticore you're too good for us, you know that, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:29:54 2015 No.12870343 >>12870321 The victim, if the criminal did something they'd rather no one know about. Bringing the perpetrator to justice could hurt them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:30:30 2015 No.12870347 >>12870329 That's a really big butt. >>12870330 Manticores are always acceptable bullying material.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:30:36 2015 No.12870348 >>12870330 >Manticore in MGK Other than that you are still, and forever will be, based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:31:09 2015 No.12870350 >>12870343 So if they get raped, they're gonna just let the rapist get away with it? It doesn't need to be published by the media you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:31:59 2015 No.12870352 >>12870329 I will never be able to thank you enough for this wonderful, wonderful blessing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:32:28 2015 No.12870354 Man, Loen's art is great for color practice. http://i.imgur.com/vXULi5m.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:33:11 2015 No.12870357 >>12870330 God I want to play fetch with a Hellpup now. She'll get so many ear scratches

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:33:38 2015 No.12870358 >>12870354 I believe those translucent wisps by her eyes are more of an orange color.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:33:53 2015 No.12870361 >>12870354 Speaking of colour practice, where's Loen's partner in crime?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:34:01 2015 No.12870362 >>12870324 Calm your tits, I may do something with yours too. I just didn't want to type two diverging scenarios at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:34:35 2015 No.12870363 >>12870357 Even though she's a 2nd grade delinquent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:34:44 2015 No.12870364 >>12870329 I hate you too, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:35:00 2015 No.12870365 >>12870358 I'll fix in the "lighting" stage. Don't think I can save the tail tho..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:35:03 2015 No.12870366 >>12870350 Matter of public record, it could get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:36:57 2015 No.12870371 >>12870362 I AM VERY ANGRY >>12870366 Not if we extend our JUUUSTIIICE to the record system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:37:10 2015 No.12870373 >>12870361 Hound? Working on redoing Snowhound proper

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:37:27 2015 No.12870374 >>12870363 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:38:11 2015 No.12870376 >>12870324 What would happen if two de-lolification cakes were eaten?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:38:22 2015 No.12870378 >>12870373 Heh, it's gonna be a long way to Hounds level..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:38:39 2015 No.12870379 >>12870373 Ah. I wasn't expecting someone to know who I was talking about

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:38:54 2015 No.12870381 >>12870330 great stuff loen stay based!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:40:05 2015 No.12870385 >>12870374 Then work hard, Jimjim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:41:22 2015 No.12870389 >>12870376 depends on the age. A cake typically increases the age of the eater by 10 years. So you could go from 5 to 15 to 25.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:42:44 2015 No.12870390 >>12870385 You're damn right I'll work hard. I want to be every monster girls friend. Yes, even a Mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:43:11 2015 No.12870392 >>12870389 Or maybe if having two cakes cancels out the first

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:43:23 2015 No.12870393 >>12869600 >Get you towel pulled by one of the onis, leaving you on the nude. >"I lost my dick in The War"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:44:06 2015 No.12870394 >>12870390 >befriending the 4th grader Matango Ew. But she has cooties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:44:34 2015 No.12870395 >>12870392 Nope, that's a whole nother item.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:44:45 2015 No.12870396

>>12870339
>You're still saying things like that? what we have done, we can't take back. No more hugs, no headpats, just you, and me, forever. I guess all this time away from me has been worse for you than I first thought. Niisan, you're mine, you won't be getting any sleep until you understand this, and if you break, I'll be here to put you back together. As many times as it takes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:45:27 2015 No.12870398 >>12870394 ..Among other things, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:45:41 2015 No.12870399 >>12870396 Welp, time to consider suicide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:46:06 2015 No.12870403 >>12870395 Look, we don't have a complete understanding of the science of Mamono foods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:46:34 2015 No.12870404 >>12870371 That's just vigilantism then. You're just another criminal. Your personal sense of right and wrong don't trump all others.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:46:51 2015 No.12870406 >>12870399 >Implying she won't pay a Lich to bring you back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:46:57 2015 No.12870407 >>12870394 It doesn't matter, I will make every monster on earth my friend. Soon after I'm going after the ones in space.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:47:30 2015 No.12870409 >>12870403 Kc dood, that's where we get this from. >>12870404 >vigilantism >member of the police force Uh, no. >>12870406 Keep on trying untill she pisses off.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:47:31 2015 No.12870410
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>>12870314
The Ice Cream Parlor was run by that kid's Holstaurus mom.

I remember reading about it in the newspaper, the Weresheep was let go from the school due to budget constraints and the kid told his mom she needed a job and that she was nice.

The Holst hired her and not long after the boy and weresheep went missing, the police believe it was a kidnapping and are still on the case, allegedly she's on the run with the kid in tow but that's just a rumor.

The dad has since taken over the Ice Cream business after the Holst mom became more enraged than a minotaurus at a Mexican bullfight and vowed to get her baby boy back.

I saw her before she left man, it was like some kind of insane mix of the Punisher mixed with a MILF cow lady, at best the cops who tried to intervene slowed her down but they gave up after she brushed aside an Ushi police woman that got in the way like she was nothing.

Rumor has it she sells her milk in cartons with her son as the missing child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:47:50 2015 No.12870411 >>12870329 >I hate you assholes y-you too have a good day, baka

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:48:07 2015 No.12870412 >>12870407 >space There are none in space.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:48:22 2015 No.12870413 >>12870396 I guess I'll have to always keep reminding her of the good times and how if she wants to take our relationship to the next level this isn't the right way to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:48:23 2015 No.12870414 >>12870409 I know dood, I'm just saying

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:48:45 2015 No.12870417 >>12870410 That spoiler made me sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:49:23 2015 No.12870421 >>12870412 Have you forgotten about the holst planet? >>12870414 Wait which person are you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:50:15 2015 No.12870425 >>12870421 The guy you said Dood to. That's why I said dood so you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:50:50 2015 No.12870426 >>12870425 oh ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:51:11 2015 No.12870427 >>12870410 >That spoiler ...Damn. I ______...Damn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:52:15 2015 No.12870430 >>12870410 She'd suffer less if she didn't adopt some human kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:53:08 2015 No.12870431 >>12870410 Well ain't this interesting. Time to make it cannon with the next MGK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:54:23 2015 No.12870434 >>12870412 Fuck you anon, even if there aren't any I'll make them real. Nothing will stop me from becoming friends with every monster girl in the universe!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:55:09 2015 No.12870435 More Leona the Manticore http://pastebin.com/9TWMbJnD

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:55:41 2015 No.12870436

>>12870399
>ONIICHAN!! You're trying to leave me again? Am I such a bad little sister? Do you hate me? I only wanted to be loved by you. But, if I can't have that, then, let's die together. I hope...I hope I can win your heart next time. No matter how much we change, I will always, love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3EBGZZwbWg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:56:07 2015 No.12870437 >>12870435 Hallo again bob write more futa pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:56:24 2015 No.12870439 >>12870435 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:56:34 2015 No.12870440 >>12870430 I uhh...I don't think that Weresheep adopted the kid anon. I'm pretty sure one can't adopt and marry the same person. Or maybe they can, I honestly don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:56:50 2015 No.12870441 >>12870435 Oh...goodie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:57:08 2015 No.12870442 >>12870436 No.... I just don't like incest. Or lolis. I mean, if you can cure those things we're cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:57:13 2015 No.12870443 >>12870435 Welcome back, again, Bob

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:57:54 2015 No.12870445 >>12870435 thanks, I think

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:58:00 2015 No.12870446 >>12870440 I'm referring to the Holstaurus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:58:10 2015 No.12870447 >>12870435 Christ, bob has gotten so disliked he doesn't post under his name anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:58:40 2015 No.12870449 >>12870412 >There are none in space Yeah about that http://i.imgur.com/iIjBOJk.jpg >>12870440 >I'm pretty sure one can't adopt and marry the same person I hope they can. That's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:58:41 2015 No.12870450 >>12870435 Why won't you stay dead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:59:03 2015 No.12870451 >>12870435 >>12870437 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:59:13 2015 No.12870452 >>12870436 Oh I couldn't hurt her like that. Even though I'm not a fan of loli, I'd tough it out just for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:59:21 2015 No.12870454 >>12870421 >>12870421 Holst planet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:59:42 2015 No.12870455 >>12870435 >sub manticore Thanks but no thanks.

Anonymous Sat Jan 3 23:59:43 2015 No.12870456 [DELETED]

>>12870435

http://i.imgur.com/quVFAIU.png

Is she a fucking complete sub or is she yandere? Make up your fucking mind, man. This is why your first part wasn't my cup of tea because you wrote one story of her being yandere, and now she's back to sub mode pet play.

>>12870451
>>12870439

[Memes Intensify]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:00:02 2015 No.12870458 >>12870450 That which has no life cannot die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:01:19 2015 No.12870461 >>12870454 Yeah. Back several threads we talked about different mg planets. The thread is called "monster girl thread, for real this time" Search it or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:01:26 2015 No.12870462 >>12870456 Hi B/d/F.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:01:30 2015 No.12870463 >>12870442 Her love was honest and true. You're a beast and I hope an ushi oni thrusts against you so hard your skeleton pops comes out both ends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:02:13 2015 No.12870465 >>12870461 I was away for a while. I will look it up, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:02:24 2015 No.12870467 >>12870462 >Calling me the B/d/F I'm the last person you should be calling that. Even I know going "Fuck off" just because he posted something you don't like is completely bumblefuck retarded. Also, hi Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:02:30 2015 No.12870469 >>12870461 or at least i think that's the thread. >>12870463 Or maybe I can't force myself to love someone in a way which is unnatural. Just like how you don't fuck men because you're not gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:04:07 2015 No.12870476 >>12870467 >defending bob >ever You should be ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:04:11 2015 No.12870477 >tfw you meet a desert girl by the name of Aladdin >When in your own language it's pronounced Arajin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:04:52 2015 No.12870480 >>12870477 wut

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:05:38 2015 No.12870482 >>12870477 In my own language it's pronounced as it's written so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:05:49 2015 No.12870483 >>12870435 What was the point of that yandere Leona thing again? It seems like it served no purpose other than to act as an excuse for .Less to draw her as a dom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:06:09 2015 No.12870485 What would you do in the monstergirl you fell in love with was being chased and harassed by a guy with a holy sword, elemental spirits, and claimed to be a hero?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:06:21 2015 No.12870487 >>12870476 Go grind your axe elswhere, Bollocks. Go back to failing to write anything that isn't rehashed malarky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:06:27 2015 No.12870488 >>12870480 I was...going by the assumption that MC was an Eleven. I'll go back to my ditch now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:06:37 2015 No.12870490 >>12870409 You're still sacrificing people or your justice boner. You're blind to those you hurt. Remember what the road to hell is paved with?

Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:07:05 2015 No.12870491

>>12870446
I don't understand?

I'm pretty sure he's her son son. I was doubly sure when I saw him get bullied into eating grass and he actually ate it just fine and asked for seconds.

That kid was weird too, I could have sworn I saw some white peach fuzz around the back of his ears and he was always so easy going.

He barely even cried all those times he got hurt, even when that scorpion girl who transferred out stung the hell out of him with her tail he just walked to the Nurse's office with a smile.

Some spooky shit that. Spookalicious even.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:07:16 2015 No.12870493 >>12870467 >Anyone who hates Bob is Fallopian Tubes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:07:39 2015 No.12870494 >>12870435 Go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:07:56 2015 No.12870495 >>12870485 I'll defend her using a demonic sword, dark spirits and I claiming myself a villain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:08:25 2015 No.12870498 >>12870485 Redirect him to a little place called Plansect...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:08:55 2015 No.12870500 >>12870493 Given he's the most vocal about it to the point of irritatingly drab, yes. I'd say that anybody who's that direct and inane is in fact, Fallopian Tubes/Ovaries/Bollocks/whatever nomenclature we want to use this week for that wash up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:09:02 2015 No.12870501 >>12870495 >and I claiming and claiming*

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:09:04 2015 No.12870502 >>12870477 If that was your way of suggesting Ara Ara desert girls, you didn't do a good job.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:09:08 2015 No.12870503 >>12870330 Loen, please check your pivix inbox

Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:09:15 2015 No.12870504

>>12870485
Let him have at it.
>>12870488
Excellent choice!
>>12870490
>Aresting criminals
>Modifying the justice system to be more fair
>Allowing victims to choose the level of media coverage that they are subjected to
>Protecting the identity of victims and suspects
>"Hurr, you're goin to HELL!"
Do you even know how bizzare you sound?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:09:15 2015 No.12870505 >>12870487 >bollocks Afraid not. >rehash You say this while defending bob? This is so stupid I can't even laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:09:25 2015 No.12870506 >>12870498 >either way, the world benefits from one being wiped off the face of the earth

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:10:13 2015 No.12870507 >>12870503 >pivix sorry, you know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:10:49 2015 No.12870509 >>12870505 What? Are you mad that you have maybe three scenarios and only five different synonyms, Bollocks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:12:40 2015 No.12870517 >>12870504 >thinking one person can change the world Do you know how stupid YOU sound?

Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:12:48 2015 No.12870518

>>12870491
>I could have sworn I saw some white peach fuzz around the back of his ears
I think you people overthink monstergirls giving birth to human sons. Here's how it should go:
1.) Momma MG and Papa copulate aggressively.
2.) After a 9 month period, the Momma MG plops out a 100% biological human boy, no extra cosmetics.
See, it wasn't that hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:14:18 2015 No.12870524 >>12870509 Keep fellating his dick, it won't make him any less hated, there's no getting out of the grave he dug himself. And I'm not bollocks. Later cum breath.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:14:59 2015 No.12870526 >>12870524 God, Bollocks. You're sure in a tiff tonight. Have you taken your Midol like a good tsundere Cthulhu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:15:02 2015 No.12870527 >>12870509 Cool your tits Bob, I don't think anyone who dislikes you is automatically Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:15:05 2015 No.12870529 >>12865120 What is your write name anyway? do you write a lot? >>12870517 The fact that perfection is unobtainable is not an excuse to not to strive for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:16:22 2015 No.12870531 >>12870469 incest = / = gay Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:17:27 2015 No.12870534 >>12870531 uhhh, that wasn't the point..... That was a comparison. To educate you about a topic you do not understand by comparing it do a topic you do. Stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:18:44 2015 No.12870536 >>12870456 Leona is actually in control of the relationship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:19:04 2015 No.12870538 >>12870527 I'm not Bob, Friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:19:56 2015 No.12870539 THE THREAD IS ABOUT TO DIE EVERYONE STATE YOUR FAVORITE PART I LIKE BEYBLADE RUNNERS LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:20:48 2015 No.12870543 >>12870498 I keep reading that as Parasect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:20:58 2015 No.12870544 >>12870539 ALSO DAZZLE CAMO POLT IS WUNDERBAR

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:21:03 2015 No.12870545 >>12870539 Updates from writefags I actually like. Sans Bob of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:21:17 2015 No.12870547 >>12870539 My favorite part of the thread? i liked every part, because i love all of you <3

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:21:50 2015 No.12870548 >>12870547 Oh you fagget you...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:22:00 2015 No.12870549 >>12870545 NAME THEM ANON NAME THEM ALL

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:22:17 2015 No.12870551 >>12870547 Get out of here you fucking alp. I'll bully you into the ground.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:22:48 2015 No.12870552 >>12870547 Shut up Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:23:34 2015 No.12870553 >>12870549 Lanternon. Peter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:23:49 2015 No.12870555 >>12870534 You're stupid you doo doo head cootie queen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:23:53 2015 No.12870556 >>12870539 「Comfy」 club during site maintenance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:24:22 2015 No.12870557 >>12870553 >Anons will never look forward to you updating anything or posting anything new Elfokay.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:24:39 2015 No.12870559 >>12870553 I DON'T KNOW WHO PETER IS BUT I'M SURE YOU HAVE EXQUISITE TASTE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:25:40 2015 No.12870561 >>12870518 If you get any more boring anon... Also they'd be born Incubi instead of human anyway as per MGE protocol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:25:41 2015 No.12870562 >>12870557 and who might you be

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:26:01 2015 No.12870564 >>12870557 >tfw I know that feel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:26:04 2015 No.12870565 >>12870539 Rusalka update, beyblade runners and Loen's drawings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:26:04 2015 No.12870566 >>12870485 >angel halo >holy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:26:58 2015 No.12870568 >>12870557 Who are you, faggot? I may already have your account bookmarked. >>12870561 My headcanon says otherwise, and you can't do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:27:02 2015 No.12870569 >>12870564 >Tfw I too also know that feel

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:28:17 2015 No.12870575 >>12870564 >>12870569 Names. Give 'em.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:28:19 2015 No.12870576 >>12870568 canon>headcanon Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:28:25 2015 No.12870577 >>12870566 >implying Luka was the only hero to use a holy sword and elemental spirits Remember SoM 2?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:29:22 2015 No.12870580 >>12870576 >Implying

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:29:38 2015 No.12870581 >>12870539 ANUBIS FOREVER A BEST. Also Nightmare and Dragons. Liches are cool too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:30:10 2015 No.12870582 >>12870577 I am ass at acronyms.

Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:30:46 2015 No.12870584

>>12870566
If a weapon is made from divine beings then it would be holy.

If there was ever an opposite weapon to Angel's Halo, possibly named the Devil's Horn or something equally comical, then it would be made from monsters and be a dark weapon.

It also would probably look like a fairly normal weapon since AH looks crazy as fuck.

>>12870568
SO BOOORRRIIINNNGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:31:39 2015 No.12870586 >>12870582 Secret of Mana 2.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:31:49 2015 No.12870588 >>12870580 We can come up with some nice stuff, but at the end of the day, MGE is how the writer made it, hence my previous post, and nothing trumps this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:32:38 2015 No.12870592 >>12870584 Humans births are more interesting than the births of Incubi. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:34:21 2015 No.12870599 >>12870575 I'm the guy behind MGK, a shitty story about a teacher, as well as a shitty and bland adventure story that I need to add comedy into before it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:35:33 2015 No.12870601 >>12870599 >MGK The thing everybody always looks forward to and responds to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:35:53 2015 No.12870602 >>12870599 Chowder then.

thegreens Sun Jan 4 00:36:02 2015 No.12870603

welp, imma TRY to go to bed. If this thread lasts until tomorrow I'll give you all a reacap of this thread's events. My personal favorites for this thread include
Beyblade runners, construct a polt, discusing penis length with a purple kitsune, possible hermaphrodite hyenas, many updates, loen being based, pervert maid updates, and others which I will no doubt remember when it is too late to put them in this comment. Gnight guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:36:14 2015 No.12870604 >>12870592 SooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOoo.................boring.

>>	thegreens Sun Jan 4 00:38:11 2015 No.12870606 >>12870603 Oh yeah right. And MGK updates. See, I called it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:38:26 2015 No.12870607 >>12870604 Nigga, if you don't shut up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:38:27 2015 No.12870608 >>12870602 Ding ding ding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:39:24 2015 No.12870612 >>12870536 Thanks for clearing that up. You fudgepacker

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:40:04 2015 No.12870616 Someone made a new thread, OP image seems rather lewd for an OP image >>12870567

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:40:11 2015 No.12870617 >>12870608 Now, there's still one left who has yet to answer my question.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:41:41 2015 No.12870621 >>12870617 It's probably Alp. Him and chowder act similarly, only one's an alcoholic and the other is masochistic and possibly bi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:42:09 2015 No.12870625 >>12870330 >the manticore's face I burst into laughter. Thank you. >>12870363 ESPECIALLY because she's a 2nd grade delinquent

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:42:33 2015 No.12870628 >>12870616 No worse than the eternal onahole threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:43:48 2015 No.12870634 >>12869826 Heavy Yandere Goblin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:43:52 2015 No.12870635 >>12870628 Point taken

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:44:20 2015 No.12870637 >>12870628 We don't need any more negative attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:45:10 2015 No.12870639 >>12870637 Wouldn't be the first thread we've had with a deleted OP image.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:45:14 2015 No.12870640 >>12870625 And what of snobbish 3rd grader Shirohebi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:46:53 2015 No.12870644 I hope MGK never ends. Since Monster Girl Middle School is going to be nothing but confused boners and bad hormones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:47:52 2015 No.12870648 >>12870644 All things have to end eventually..

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:48:10 2015 No.12870650 >>12870637 Yes, another run of the mill OP with a lewd image on /jp/ shall garnish the final bit of negativity needed to eradicate the threads from existence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:48:26 2015 No.12870652 >>12870639 It still shouldn't have been made so soon. Fucking newfags. Yes, anyone who can't follow this simple guideline is newfag cancer, regardless of how long they've been here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:48:29 2015 No.12870653 >>12870644 >never ends About that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:49:29 2015 No.12870661 >>12870650 It's that dismissive attitude that always gets us in trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:49:55 2015 No.12870664 >>12870652 Newfags are gonna newfag, unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:50:30 2015 No.12870667 >>12870640 She can have head pats. If she's good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:52:17 2015 No.12870678 >>12870667 >good She's just going to show off her new toy and rub it in your face again. She did it with her 3Ds, robo puppy, and RC Helicopter. Of course the last one almost decapitated her father, but still.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:55:17 2015 No.12870692 >>12870652 I like how these threads are the only ones that try to follow this "rule" and get pissy when it doesn't happen instead of just quietly migrating to the other read and treating it as the nonissue it actually is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:55:32 2015 No.12870694 >>12870678 She's only doing it for validation. what's really fun is to stop paying attention part way through when she shows off her toy. She gets so flustered.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:56:31 2015 No.12870696 >>12870503 >>12870507 I did, and I like your idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:56:31 2015 No.12870697 >>12870692 Yep, newfags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 00:57:11 2015 No.12870701 >>12870694 >"Hey!" >"Look over here! HEY!" >"Hebi, we're trying to help Ophy out of the trash bin..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 01:00:45 2015 No.12870712 >>12870692 It's a combination of being afraid the threads will be gone forever if we take a single step out of line and the usual autism.

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