Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

In which we welcome the year of the sheep.
Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjd

[Anonymous No.]

rabbit rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870567
This girl looks soft.
Damn.

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>>12870567
>Last thread isn't even dead yet.

C'mon anon.

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>>12870567
No making new threads until the previous one dies, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870646
I want to tenderly love a cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870658
How about a cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870669
I'm scared of cows.

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>>12870567
Someone wanted to be the OP sooooo badly, didn't they?

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>>12870646
Goddamn, anime cyclopes look retarded. Even moreso than regular ones somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870676
I live in the country and have been chased by bulls and cows since childhood. I'm not afraid of either. What possible reason could you have to be afraid of cows?

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>>12870695
Not him but i'm afraid of every animal that's bigger than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870695
Basically >>12870703

Hell even moderately large dogs scare me.

[thegreens No.]

>>12870567
Recap time. I guess now is as good a time as ever. The last thread was very long, so some stuff will be cut out. But I will write as much as I can.

Beyblade runner: The smash hit movie starring Harrison wurm and some other dude from beyblades!
We fought about polt, alps, paw and hand size and gender. Like, a lot. We did last thread as well but apparently we weren't finished.
being gifted an onahole By a friendly succubutt. she cleans it with her mouth. Her MOUTH!
We discussed penis length while bathing with a purple kitsune.
3D mg's a scary
Dickgirl(?)hyena
The proper way to clean a mantis's scythes is with your tongue.
Where to make a sex face:a novel by wurm
Stupid mg edits are not actually stupid. (thank you for the profiles, btw)
Tanuki=hitler
I want polt to teach me sex ed. R...RAM it in!
p'orc makes a comeback
Elves are... Cops?
Jinko finally got some more art!
fluffy sheep best sheep
Don't make promises gauf.
whatever the hell a zoanthrope girl is
Yanderes don't like having daughters.
Your last stand against an MG army:the soundtrack.
We tried to teach a wurm english. It didn't work.
Manticore STD's are fucking horrifying
Yandere sandworms, just when you thought yandere couldn't get any more horrifying, somebody added vore.
Science experiments on your waifus
Mg couple's baths, the new hit service
We compare oni body types.
What MG's would be common where you live? Deer for me. And squirrels. So. Many. Squirrels.
Literally every opening on a succubus is a vagina.
Absurdly muscled man milks his holst.
We bully Dormouse, Kunoichi and Kikimora. Then heal all of them.
MC and lilim fight each other in the most cliched way possible
reverse dickthrone sounds very unpleasant.
fucking the daughteru...While she wets the bed. That's a new one.
A slime gives birth to a watermelon.
NAZRIN IS COMING FOR YOU
EAT YOUR VEGGIES SPAWN OF MY COCK
anon lost his dick in 'nam

OTHER HALF COMING SOON

[Anonymous No.]

We need more pawpads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870719
That's a delightfully plump rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870718
..We did a lot of shit, didn't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870723
3750 posts, god damn right we did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870719
>"J-Jimmy this is embarrassing!"
>"Quit moving, I'm having trouble massaging your feet."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to join the school's Nap Club with Weresheep and Yeti, pillows and blankets made from their wool and fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870718
>What MG's would be common where you live?

Deer, they're everywhere, hell they come right up to you and a few have even sat right next to me when I go out hiking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870646
I'll take the cutie on the bottom left.
>>12870669
>dat grey one

She started it all for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never meet a Doppelganger classmate who is shy and reclusive
>Who also wrote on a class questionnaire that their "favorite superhero" is Bartz Klauser.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12870567
Anyone got that picture of the normal and brown goat girls?

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>>12870718
>Beyblade runner
>Stupid mg edits are not actually stupid.
I still think they're stupid, and I should know, I made them..

Anyway, here's the half finished edit of Loens awesome pic.

I'm off to bed.

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Baphomets are top tier monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870729
For me it would be Ravens, Crows, and Owls.
There's also a bunch of Cows and Chickens, but those don't count.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12870718

I got lost in the constant arguments about absolutely fucking nothing.

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>>12870723
In case you couldn't tell Anon, we do a lot of things in this thread without knowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870737
Loen a best.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12870745
No argument from me. His stuff is great for practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870731
Sounds like she needs a little Boko on the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870748
He's may also do more thread ideas than the other drawfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870737
awesome
>>12870742
>>12870746
Even in Kindergarten, Hellhounds are still apex predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870719
.less is easy to hate, but easier to love.
Anubis' are even easier to love than .less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870753
It's safe to say that senpai notices us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870742
I want to have a Hellhound pup as the family "pet"

Then she smashed my pelvis into fine paste on my 18th birthday

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>>12870731
>Bartz Klauser.
How the fuck is he a super hero? Why is her hero the MC of FF5? Why isn't it Galuf? Why does it look like she didn't shed a tear when he sacrificed himself?

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>>12870718
>Jinko finally got some more art!
Really? Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870760
Hellpuppy
Hellpup

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870731
Which incarnation of Bartz?
>>12870732
What a mischievous little shit, I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870738
Does that Baphomet actually have a noticeable cup-size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870763
I'll call her Hellpuppy when I'm young, sounds cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870763
Heckhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870763
Hellpup sounds the best. The extra syllable on hellpuppy is just too noticeable in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870738
A Baphomet would hate me.
She comes up to me I would be like "didn't you mommy tell you not to talk to strangers" followed by "lets find a nice police person to help you find yer parents" and then "Who wants ice cream"
The I would say "haha funny kid, you are too young to be talking about sex, you shouldn't be saying such things"
And of course "You will be an adult someday, just don't rush it, its great to be a kid"

If I am not dead at this point I dont know what else would happen to me

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>>12870764
>>12870761
Because, Bartz was the man who could become anything. A samurai, an archer, a mage--he could even out-mimic the world's greatest mimic. That's the part she likes best about him.

Also, she couldn't think of anything else when the word "hero" came up.

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>>12870769
Considering how OP baphomets are one has to wonder how you'd even make it to offering ice cream. There'd probably be a loli orgy at the police station though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870770
Ah, I forgot about the job class thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870719
All of my love.
Right here.
All of it.
HNNNNNNG...

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>>12870770
>implying Galuf couldn't also be any of those jobs besides Mime
>not seeing Galuf as a hero for sacrificing himself to save his granddaughter and friends from Exdeath
>The man who withstood countless barrages of high level magic, such as holy/flare/meteo, and still fought back even with 0 HP is not a hero
Fuck.
Her.

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>>12870738
Mind posting the entire "Storyboard" set?

I forgot to save it last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

.Less has made a Hellhound pic, a Jinko pic, and a Kitsune pic
>He hasn't posted them
Interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870780
>Hasn't
More like can't.
4chan Perma-Banned him or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870777
He should upload it as a gif, or in imgur.
>>12870784
I can understand why.

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>>12870775
S-sorry, Anon. She could relate to Bartz more because he was a young person seeking adventure.

She saw her dad in Galuf.

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>>12870784
Oh. Well then, I'll take the initiative. Call it an act of kindness

[thegreens No.]

>>12870718
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AND AN USHI IS COMING TO RAPE YOU AAAAAAaaaaoooh wait that's just your neighbor with the mail. Nevermind!
oculus rift MG'S
Would you like an eclair from Claire? No thank you.
Mg pillow forts.
What's your onsen mg attendant?
happy holidays, of course.
MGCPD SWAT is established. I guess that was MGPolice's doing.
Would waifu a templar/paladin? I would.
>>12870737
THEY'RE NOT STUPID
Mr. White makes meth out of manticore venom
Your waifu is stuck in a Schrodinger's cat situation.
Some unnamed anon wants me to continue my shit, I always knew there was love for me in the world.
Lich resurrects your after 200 years. Took the lazy hag long enough.
Charles 2 loves his neii-san.
A hieroglyph of a woman with dog ears holding hands with a man, a Pharaoh covered in flies, and a woman with dog ears being screwed doggy style on the nearby wall
Have a threesome with a human karate master and wyvern to defeat the final boss: oni bully
GGAAABBEEEEN
Dark elves, are they shit? the world may never know!
A pretty much useless mg chart
Anubis is not a slaver, she is strict but fair.
Build your own polt, some assembly required. Mine has four eyes, four arms, and dazzle camo fur. She's absolutely perfect.
Speaking of dazzle fur, based edit maker makes me shit and colorizes drawings. Thanks again.
Some anon's town is being invaded by furries
Centaurs have 2 vaginas now I guess
I made an oopsie =C
Somebody tries to assassinate janet
More pervert kikimora updates, yay!
Meido beelzebub creams herself silly while cleaning for... Some reason.
Who's your knight MGG?
We try to resolve a fight by talking about polt's ass.
Is junko alive? She's walking, but we're still not sure.
Anubis gets an entire college campus worth of dicks up her butt, anons are none to pleased.
Pure manticore a qt.
MGC speed dating manages to provide us with a tanuki that ISN'T SHIT.
Anon teaches us how to use gimp. No, not that kind of gimp.

[Anonymous No.]

First for fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870787
Short version

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870786
Bartz was an airheaded hobo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870787
I think I remember hearing that, much like with Loen's, Hound might try coloring this.

God I hope so.

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>>12870719
More Anubis? Okay.

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>>12870790
MGCPD SWAT was not MGPolice's doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870793
Long version
And before you say it, yes I will delete them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870797
>Blushing Anubis
I'd not seen this one before.

God bless you for posting it anon.
Anubis is Love.

>>12870793
Short-hair a best.

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>>12870784
his country is permabanned from 4chan

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>>12870800
And that's it. You're welcome .Less

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>>12870790
>A hieroglyph of a woman with dog ears holding hands with a man, a Pharaoh covered in flies, and a woman with dog ears being screwed doggy style on the nearby wall
Anubis is just making Jimmy write down what her mother writes down on the notes she passes to her father before they run off to the shower together.

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>>12870803
Which country is that?

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>>12870787
>>12870793

Why the fuck are you deleting them. Stop being a nigger about "image posting standards" and leave them up. Or, if it's because they don't belong on a blue board, put them on imgur

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>>12870812
He's from Flipland if I remember correctly.

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>>12870815
They're fucking worksafe.

>>12870817
Is that slang for Finland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870815

https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x

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>>12870815
Hey hey, I was deleting them because people go up and arms about it. Sheesh, I'm sorry
It's on .Less' imgur so just go there. Can't do anything right today. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870820
Philipenis.

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>>12870823
Why are they banned? What the hell happened?

[thegreens No.]

>>12870790
Fucking bitch dragon stole my legs, I needed those!
Amazons still a shit. Or maybe not. It's all up to your IMAGINATION!
KC is fucking weird, man.
We spin the wheel of fortune to find out what yandere we have. I got a fucking fish.
Some pretty brutal shit happens to either a kitsune or dragon.
Anon gets a familiar yandere, he's not happy.
EAT THE FUCKING CAKE
Fucking based loen drawfags 6 different images in one thread.
The Lolification plague hit us hard man. Junko didn't notice though. She just found out huffing elmer's was a cheaper alternative to booze.
Hellhound drops out of high school.
JUUUSTICE is apparently not JUUUSTICE
We re-discover the holst planet
Dude, you wanna be friends with the mushroom girl?
Many updates from writefags and unknown anons, including 3 from bob, lanternon and peter.
.less is kill

And that's all folks. This was a long one. I hope I'm doing a good job. You all have fun now.

[Anonymous No.]

Economic Collapse and Global Proxy Wars coming soon!

How will you and your Waifu get by? What if you get drafted/selective service'd?

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>>12870826
Open Deal

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thegreens, I'mma be perfectly honest.

You are not good at this.
At all.

[thegreens No.]

>>12870799
Who was it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870828
>C
DIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE.
Do you fight with your waifu, or your daughteru?

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>>12870821

I shouldn't be forced to have to pull from a 3rd party site's archive just because the thread police are trying to impose posting standards.

Either post images and leave them up or don't post them at all. Your next line will be "BUT MUH 3000 POSTS AND ONLY 300 IMAGES!" Get over it or stop posting reaction images and reposting old shit if it bothers you that much. Deleting new OC isn't acceptable.

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>>12870826
Retreat into the woods, pirate internet and shit, set up a generator and heater, and fuck a lot.

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>>12870825
>Anon gets a familiar yandere

Hey I got in, nice.
I just don't want to dick her because she looks like a kid, but if she looked about 18 or so I'd dick her. captcha: hue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870825
Thegreens, nice try but, sorry, we will call you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870718
>>12870790
>>12870825
>3 things I spawned were listed
My my.

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>>12870830
Haha, yeah, I write to damn much.
Go ahead and take the reins yourself. I do not claim to be some sort of recap godsend. I like all the stuff.
Sadly, liking all the stuff makes for bad recap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870825
I wonder what wurm planet is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870834
Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870835
I said I was sorry! What do you want me to do, re-post them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870718
You forgot new Leona stories!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870718
>>12870790
>>12870825
We appreciate the effort but its really fucking long, next time try to list only the most important stuff in 1 post, and thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870844

Good.

And for extra JUSTICE I hope they get omitted from the Blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870839
>I have 8
Ohohoho.

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>>12870646

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>>12870718
>>12870790
>>12870825
>You cannot delete a post this old
Well fuck you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870835

>everything should be done the way i see fit and everything should be handed to me on a silver platter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870567
How many videogames are there surrounding MGs? Not counting the obvious ones of course.

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>>12870849
Were they OC? How much time do you spend here?

[Anonymous No.]

So, what the fuck are these threads, just discussing anything monster girl related in general or is it centered on a particuliar series or circle or artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870858
I'll admit, I'd probably put my dick in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870862
I don't know, maybe you if read or lurk a bit, you'll know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870863
I would too anon.

I would too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870825
>>12870790
>>12870718

Look, it's not shit!
Beyblade runner and english lessons for wurm
We fought about polt, alps, paw and hand size and gender.
Your last stand against an MG army:the soundtrack.
Manticore STD's are fucking horrifying
Yandere sandworms, just when you thought yandere couldn't get any more horrifying, somebody added vore.
We bully Dormouse, Kunoichi and Kikimora. Then heal all of them.
MC and lilim fight each other in the most cliched way possible
Would waifu a templar/paladin?
Centaurs have 2 vaginas now I guess
What MG's would be common where you live? Deer for me. And squirrels. So. Many. Squirrels.
Build your own polt, some assembly required.
KC is fucking weird, man.
We spin the wheel of fortune to find out what yandere we have. I got a fucking fish.
Anon gets a familiar yandere, he's not happy.
EAT THE FUCKING CAKE
Dude, you wanna be friends with the mushroom girl?
Many updates from writefags and unknown anons, including 3 from bob, lanternon and peter.
.less is kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870862
Everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870862
For all things Monster girl related that is not /d/ related.
and to develop MG universes for writefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870769
>hate
Do you even profile? Imouto and onii-chan relationship is their biggest fetish. They love being treated like a child and pretend to be retarded and helpless so their strong onii-chan will take care of everything despite being hundreds times stronger and smarter than him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870862
Mostly anything monster girl related. We kind of have a core topic of Monster Girl Encyclopedia but it branches out pretty far away from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870871
>boosto

No stop, I don't like laughing.
I'm so glad I found that series

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870868
If whoever wrote the pastebins properly (and had the third fucking link working), and the thread wasn't all fucking spergings, I wouldn't have to ask after reading through all of it, you dumb smelly nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870863
>>12870869
You can put your dick in it.

[thegreens No.]

>>12870870
Gonna have to try and keep my mouth shut next time.
More proof that when you have a lot of a good thing, it becomes bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870719
Oh god, those paws look so soft.

Anubis-chan is truly the greatest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870886
I don't play vidya and what is this? A mod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870886
>Doom WAD

No thanks, never got those to work right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870886
TECHNOLOGY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870858
>>12870886
I remember seeing demo with space marines fucking some kind of succubi enemies
Is the full version out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870884
This is actually a good time to look at green's original recap.
It's a huge mess of unneeded information for us, but for you it's like a two days worth of lurking without having to wait!

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, for the new year, what will you do to make your monster waifu happy? More day offs? Weight training? Cooking? Tutoring your daughter in the art of lying? Anything goes.

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>>12870895
>>12870896
>>12870897
>>12870900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upb4k11cg60

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870897
>TECHNOLOGY
That reminds me.
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23514971
I know not MG related but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870902
Writing recaps properly.
I have dishonored my name....
But seriously though, if anything were to make said waifu happy it would include me going to bed, waking up on time, and doing some actual work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870908
>LP'ing hentai games

Is there no greater shame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870902
I would make her real. But that's not possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870908
>It's a mod from here
Oh yeah, this is going to be great. Also
>LPing a hentai
The hell is wrong with this child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870912
Being a furry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870917
good lord, we don't need to get into this again

[Anonymous No.]

>H-Doom
Cute. Fucking tumblr though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870916
He also seems to have LP'ed all the MGQ games.

What is this person thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870831
a random Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870815
How hard is it looking though the archives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870928
What happened to mg police? He ded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870849
Nice. Which were yours?
>>12870839
which were yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870927
>Lp'ed the MGQ games
Look, there's some things you can, and some thing you can't LP
Fucking hentai games and VN's is the part of the CAN'T. That's like having commentary for a hentai, or someone commentating you ravaging your MG waifu. It doesn't work! It's just not right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870895
>>12870900
It is. It's a mod for Doom called HDoom.

>tfw you will never fight hordes of demon girls from hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870937
Unless you're funny about it. Then you can possibly get away with it.
Nobody is funny though, except maybe Slowbeef and Diabetus. But them doing it is unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870912
Yesterday some guy on twitch "played" Nekopara for 1 hour and earned like 2.5k bucks during it. And most of the time he was just saying "thank for the sub dude" and "oh noes, these girls are too young blah blah, jailtime"
That is some crazy easy doshmaking
Poorfag who complained about getting no money for healthcare should do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870942
I have no idea who these people are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870942
Yo I'd totally watch Chip and Ironicus rip on a bad porno.

[Anonymous No.]

The biggest reason why Hentai games and VN LP's outside of screenshot lp's don't work for me is because they all sound like complete dorks.

I'm no sex talk guy but c'mon these guys make the porn seem as awkward and unsexy as asking a chick if she likes your figmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870947
They are good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870948
Really. It's like an Oomukade hovering over your shoulder describing and commenting on everything you see while browsing Exhentai
Actually no, that's a terrible example because that sounds cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870944
Wait isn't this that game on steam that /v/ shat all over itself calling it weeb trash?

There a torrent for this or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870953
>listening to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870953
There's a censored version, which is on steam, and an uncensored version, which is on their website/pirate ships
/a/ was talking about it earlier. It has technology, Anon
TECHNOLOGY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870953
Dooon't... It's too weird... It's raping my miinnnd...

Coconut best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870951
>A-and now he's putting his p-p-p-p-penis inside of his little sister's va- I can't say it! What? No, please don't give me another swirly! Okay... Now there's an X-ray shot and you can see his penis k-kissing her womb while she screams "onii-chan, fill my little sister pussy with your t-thick brother s-s-s-s-s-s-semen!"
>She passes out
>You've moved on to tentacle rape by the time she wakes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870951
That does sound adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870960
>Coconut best girl
My man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870956
>Implying

/v/ is nothing but shitting on consoles, shitposting, and showing their specs.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah uh hi. I write. Sometimes.

Someone got something for me to put my time towards? Not interested in writting more medium yandere jinko, or anything with too much smut in it.

If you have ever cried out in anguish "Writefags, I summon you!" This is the time.

I remember there being a requests thread a while back but it has been lost to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870953
I don't visit /v/ so I don't know
Steam is full of VNs now, so who knows.
Maybe it was Sakura Spirit or something.
At least Nekopara have sex scenes. Girls shake their boobs when you drag the window. The art and 2.5D technology look brety gud and original than usual unmoving characters in 2D vns

[Anonymous No.]

While investigating a supposedly haunted mansion you come across Pic in her room. She looks bruised, and abused. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870975
Take a nap on the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870965
NO GAEEEEMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870961
>this entire post
I now want an Oomukade imouto. Thank you anon for adding something new to my list of things I'll never have ;_;.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870975
Ask her if she's OK and needs medical attention. I can do bandages and basic medical procedures, but not stitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870975
Invite my bros to have fun with the girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870975
Hospital, then if she's okay with it take her home.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to roll around in the hay with a 40+ year old Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870979
Shall I continue on this?

Not op but I need something to write about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870985
>"Ara ara, you are really enjoying the company of an old hag like me, aren't you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870987
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870981
Gang rape?

[Anonymous No.]

guess who's back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870979
>You will never have an oomukade imouto
>You will never try (and fail?) to protect her from bullies
>She will never come wriggling to you with her face covered in mud, toilet water and tears after another average day at school
>VENGEANCE will never be had
>You will never snuggle up together as you both mend your wounds

>>12870987
I am OP and you have my blessing. I never intended to take it farther anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870991
It shall be done!
Tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870975
>ask her if she's ok r if she needs any help
>it's her mansion
>she calls the cops
>i don't have any friends to get me out of jail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870987
Yes please, just as long as it involves lots of hand holding and her stuttering lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
Shady? Should I tell a friend?

Shade monstergirl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
Thegreens, bob, lantern, that one dude who did the mg edits and loen are all making regular appearances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
Hey, it's you! I remember you! It' been a while, huh?
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870992
What? No
My bros will bring us monopoly and twister so we can play together and light up the girls mood. Looks like she needs it

Of course it's gangrape, you doofus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870999
Gottum.>>12870995

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
I would sacrifice 100 newborns if it got Captain back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871001
No please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
CAP?!
Nah

MachineAnon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870995
Cocktease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871005
But that will make her sad, you bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870999
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871005
You're a bad person.

A really bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
Bromont?
Dan?
Moose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871020
Not him but those are better guesses than most people have been making. At least based on how long they've been away from the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870975
I give her a hug to start...she looks like she needs one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
Recap anon?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
Aftyn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
Anyone but less please. Oh god please let it be recap anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
Straightest Shota?
Lich encounter guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871022
RSanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a caretaker at a home for old Monster Girls.
>You will never listen to a Dragon ramble on about her glory days, fighting knights and stealing treasure, complaining that young Dragon Girls just listen to inappropriate rap music and are spoiled.
>You'll never take care of a cranky Anubis who demands everyone do everything for her.
>You will never take care of a geriatric Lich who's convinced she killed and raised your ancestor centuries ago. Which is kind of unnerving.

[Anonymous No.]

Started a new story and finished the old. Criticism welcome

new story: pastebin.com/5KABcg8S
old story: pastebin.com/mdpu5Vue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871016
>not liking hand holding and or stuttering or hating someone for liking hand holding and or stuttering
I don't understand your tastes anon but will not condemn you for them and hope you live a happy life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871037
>I will not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
GIVE ME YOUR NAME YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871033
I hope there are no gerontophiles here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871033
What is the lust factor like in older monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Who would ever want horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871045
I'm not sure, they've all outlived their husbands so they might be bitter.

The Lich keeps 'remembering' you everytime she sees you, and recalls the tail of how your ancestor tried to kill her, but she tore the skeleton out of his body and made it dance.

She doesn't seem to think that it might concern you a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871051
People with low self esteem. Very low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871051
People who can see past a girl's faults. Seriously, aside from equine vagina centaur types are OLEV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871055
Not a horse pussy guy but they're not so bad. They just have a preference different than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871051
You sleep with ONE Centaur, and suddenly everyone knows.

Then they all start lining up to try and seduce you.

They'll start jousting outside your house and ask to escort you through the city, to 'protect' you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871033
>not an old retired paladin sick of monster scum until *insert mg species* family moves to his neighborhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871060
Well look at you, being all rational and shit. Throw them in the vat along with their waifus, they can hold drawings o horse pussy a shit in schools across the world everywhere. Except in Mongolia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871066
>Gran Torino with monster girls.

That movie was pretty good on it's own.
Extra points if Clint plays a Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871051
>Thinking Horse Pussy isn't the best.
You all faggot have changed, Horse Pussy used to stand for something in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871066
>He just spends all day, sitting on his porch in full plate armor, with his greatsword across his lap.
>He stares down young Monster Girls who walk past, and quickly becomes 'That scary old man.'

"I fought a 10 year long war for you little shits. Now look at the place, Monsters everywhere..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871051
Horsefuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871069
Implying horse pussy has been the object of anything but ridicule since these threads began.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871051
People who like to have the comfiest of all sleeps.

Nightmare mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

There is literally nothing wrong with horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871081
Except for that barnyard smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871083
I've never been to a barnyard before. What does it smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871081
Except you're fucking a horse.

>inb4 centaur

HORSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871075
>Implying it wasn't always a heated debate between Horse Pussy and Snake Cloaca.
Those Snakefags thought they would have the last laugh, but they were wrong. And we are back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871090
Coins and milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871090
Dried grass and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871078
Funny how she appears as a beautiful HUMAN WOMAN to the one whose dreams she invades. They know no one wants horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871093
You were both shit, it's just your side, all three of you, can't be washed out of the mare's crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871099
It's funny because it implies that even human girls are better than centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871095
That's pretty close. It depends on the animal though for what kind of shit it smells like. Pig, horse, cow and bird shit all smell different.

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with snake cloaca?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871051
I want to chain a centaur outside during a thunderstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871099
Maybe so, but I fell in love when I was awake.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871035
anyone reading this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871107
It belongs on an animal, same as horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871104
Cruel truth

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, it's that /mlp/ thread from /a/.
Thanks mods for keeping /jp/ neat and tidy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871116
Maybe later, it freaking 4:00 a.m. here.

[Anonymous No.]

What about Lion Pussy?

It's ribbed for your pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871113
>that cute little robot from Doom 3

Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871070
>Young Hellhound seems interested in the full plate old man that lives across from her parents home
>Begins to visit him a lot, which is beyond annoying to him
>Adding to the fact that she won't shut up, his hand begins to shake and he has to hold back as if to attempt not to murder the little shit
>Though, she does give him lemonade on hot days, so it's not all bad
>"Mister, why do you always wear armor?"
>"Because I like the way it feels."
>"Mister, don't you feel hot in that?"
>"Yes."
>"Why don't you take off your helmet then?"
>He paused. He never showed his face to anyone. They always freaked out
>"Because underneath this, I'm a monster."
>"I'm a monster too! Garooo~!"
>This little shit
>"No, I mean I look like a monster under all this"
>"Daddy tells me if I were to shave off all my fur, I'd look scary. Is that the same with you?"
>This little shit
>He sighed
>"Promise me you won't scream?"
>"Pinky promise!"
>And so he took off his helmet, revealing the billions of different scars he had on his face
>But she didn't run. Oh no, she didn't eve flinch.
>Instead, she looked like a kid in a candy shop. Ironically.
>"Woaaaah! You look so cool mister! How'd you get all of those?"
>"Battles. Many many battles. Too mmuch to tell."
>But like she cared, because she took a seat right on his patio, her face filled with awe.
>"Tell me about those fights! Tellmetellmetellme!"
>And he did. he told her as much as he could, censoring stuff of course, all the way until sundown. He told her how he got every scar on his face, and she listened without even yawning
>He even felt a slight sorrow when she had to head back home, but he felt something when she turned around
>"Mister, when I grow up, I want to be as tough as you and get cool scars!"
>For the first time in a long time, he felt a different type of warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871116
What's it about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871111
So you admit you have the shittiest of tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871129
yandere anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871128
HNNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871126
As long as it's like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871134
And I'll be right back as I must now read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871111
DAMN NIGGA QUINTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871128
>>12871137^2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871133
I really don't care what you think of my tastes.

I love mai waifu. Plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871147
Okay horsefucker. We can't all be sane.

[Anonymous No.]

There is literally nothing wrong with Horse Pussy.
In fact I would go and say that Horse Pussy is superior to all but Tail Pussy and Moth Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871051
I wanna be that daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871128
How dare you make me feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871147
This is just sad
But whatever you like, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871152
Not him but you're the one being personally dismissive of someone on an anonymous imageboard. How sane are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871128
You're a swell fellow, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871153
>Implying you're not scopin' dat abdomen.

She knows you want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871161
>>12871156
It's cold outside, so I'm here to make people feel all warm and fuzzy inside
I'll probably make this into a short story instead of Greentext. One day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871153
Not going to convince anyone. Centaurs had to make a bullshit clause that if someone rides them they have to get married. Nightmares appear as human women as they get their jollies. Unicorns go after virgins, who are so thirsty they'd fuck a horse. They're all shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871035
>Yandere Imouto Anubis
>Wakes you up excitedly in the morning
>Makes you breakfast
>Likes to build Legos and Models with you
>Surveillance cameras everywhere
>Cleans up after you
>Sniffs your scent on everything and gets off to it.
>Molded dildos from your dick
>On love pillows
>Uses them while watching video feed of you

DEAR FUCKING GOD MORE PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871163
Damn right I am. Just look at that big, fat moth butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871163
Wouldn't that abdomen mean she'd have to be on top all the time? I can't see bottom being comfortable for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871175
It's big enough to cuddle like a dakimura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871181
>Ay yo bitch, let me cuddle dat ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871180
It'll be restricting, but just imagine her twerking dat thing.

Shaking moth dust everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871128
>in the end he dies from heart attacks after getting pumped with tons of aphrodisiac from local street MG gang

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871180
I don't even think you could big spoon with such a massive abdomen like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871188
>And that, my child, is why every girl in your class has the same birthday.
>...a moth.
>Yes.
>Twerking.
>Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871189
Don't ruin this warmth with depression!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871189
Then the Hellhound dresses like Guts from Beserk and goes out seeking revenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871190
You could, you'd just need to slide way high up her body with your legs under the softness of her breasts and your arms around her head.

It'd look a lot like a martial arts hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871189
As if, this guy is clearly no one to fuck with.

Unless you're referencing CE's death in that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871201
>"Anon, why are you holding your Moth waifu in a combat hold?"
>"Whaaaat? No, this- see- we like to joke around and have playful sparring! Right honey?"
>"Y-Yeah."
>"it's just a - it's just playful arm locks and martial arts holds! just fun. You know, fun fun fun!"
>"Are you sure it's not because her abdomen is fat?"
>"Did you just-"
>"Honey..."
>"Did you just call my abdomen fat?"
>"Honey, he was just joki-"
>"My abdomen is not fat!"
>"Here we go again...."

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere paladin
>She will never be tasked to protect you by the order
>She will never deny her feelings for you because that is against the chief gods will
>She will never make excuses that circumvent the rules of the chief god
>She will never obsessively masturbate to you while you sleep by 'standing guard'
>She will never sleep with you while secretly masturbating near you because she needs to protect from the monsters who will rape you in your sleep
>She will never rape you in your sleep
>She will never ne corrupted and turned into a dark valkyrie

continue?

>>12871141
how was it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871209
>"But baby! I love your fat, round abdomen!"
>"Come on baby come back!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871212
Ah fuck it, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871212
>yandere dark Valkyrie

Gimme Gimme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871212
More more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871213
>Anon proceeds to sing baby come back as his Moth gf walks away in an angry it
>His friend gives him a soft shoulder pat
>"Just let her go, anon. That abdomen was fat."
>"But it was MY fat abdomen!"
Cue anon holding a stereo over his head at night in her backyard and we have a typical 80's teen drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871212
>How was it
See here. >>12871169
If you're looking for a more literary critique, couple minor spelling errors, and paragraph structure is pretty well non-existent. Might wanna work on that if you're planning a larger story.
Which I hope to god you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Feel pretty good about my MG haul from Comiket and Akiba. More than I thought I was gonna find to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871221
>Cue anon holding a stereo
>Not a searchlight
Step it up, Anon-Senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871229
Ah, I see you're also subscribed to Smug Foxes Monthly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871229
noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871229
>Ran
Top-tier lewdness right there. Also nice one bagging the MG Anthologies. Also, I'm rather curious about that plant-girl in the top right.

And the loli-fox on the middle-bottom-left looks adorable as anything I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871231
>Anon going out of his way to by a search light and write an apology on the moon for her to see
Stuff's expensive, Anon. why would he get a sear-ohhh. I see. truly you are the superior director

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871229
Take my jelly you good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871231
Other Moth Girls gather to watch.

The second they know whether the couple has broken up for sure they swoop in and start flirting with him.

But their abdomens just won't be the same. They're large, but not fat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871229
>Those scylla
>That Harpy
>That Lamia
>That Dragon
>All those smug foxes and kitsunes
I'll admit, I'm a little bit jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871240
>Dragon
What? Where?

[Anonymous No.]

Belly dance Miia, done. And in a really big size, just to test if you guys like it.
Next drawing will be new year themed, with some healthy goats and stuff. Either that or Zophia. Or I could color Miia. But well, for now, off to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Onee-san is so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871244
Paladin onee-san is scary.

Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871244
This is the Front Porch Paladin's grandaughter I presume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871212
>procreation between humans
>against chief god's will
U w0t, m8?
It would be strongly encouraged by the church to restore dwindling humanity population

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871243
Belly dancing MGs are always good.
Mithril's Anubis is still a fantastic, beloved image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871229
Wait, what is the book with "proactive" dating lamia on the cover? I thought it's just a single pic
It's full story based on that pic or what?
DO WANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871248
>That paladin being Front Porchs Paladins Grandaughter.
Oh man where do I sign up old timer to date your grandaughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871253
It is just a single pic.

It's an anthology book, containing multiple stories with a variety of girls. None of them having anything to do with the cover.

[Anonymous No.]

Will bob continue his Laska and Me story?
Why is he hated so much again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871232
In the end I stopped buying kitsune stuff. There was so damn much...

>>12871235
That Ran one was well worth queueing up for. And I'm still not sure what's in most of the MG anthologies, they're almost all in the shrink wrap still. The one I did open I recognised almost everything in it from sadpanda anyway.

>>12871242
Top left one, she's red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871243

Well here's the important question: Do you want Crabman to see this version or a colored one?

Personally I think you should draw more Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871259
>I recognized almost everything in it from sadpanda anyway
Well yeah, they've all been out for a while now. Still, nice to have copies, eh?

>Top Left
Oh, I see now. Thought she was a Scylla or something tentacle-y at first glance. I can see they're scales now. That one any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871229
Foxes too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871212
>You will never wake up to a blowjob
>Surprised, you try to stand up
>It's her. She will never extend an arm to hold you down all the while holding you down
>While assaulted by pleasure she begins to trace her fingers all over your body
>You will never cum in her mouth as she continously sucks you
>She will never lean to you and show you her mouth painted with your seed
>She will never swallow it all and show you her mouth again
>She will never say "How did my mouth feel Anon~?" while leaning her breasts to your chest
>"Oh Anon, You're hard again~ where do you want me to pleasure you know? My mouth, my lewd breasts or perhaps my pussy?"
>"Anon you're so cute when you try to hide your embarassment~" She will never force you down with her hands
>You will never be face to face with her and her pupils will never turned heartshaped
"Anon~ Lets make a lot of daughters in our passionate love♥"
>She will never tenderly rape you with her pussy while deeply kissing you and holding your hands
>As you cum she will never kiss you with her moans escaping into your mouth
>She will never lap up the excess cum
>She will never cuddle with you after sex embraced in each others warmth

continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871261
Colored, of course. Without colors the lower part can be confusing. So then, gonna start the coloring tomorrow.
Of course, there will be more of kindergarten bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871251
extra marital affairs
relationship with someone youre supposed to be protecting
actively lusting after you
putting you over the chief god in priorities

etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871212
>>12871271
>She will never protect you from the monsters that would rape you in your sleep.
>She will never rape you in your sleep.

Don't know if I would want her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871282
What I meant was the situation where she will protect you from monsters raping you in your sleep and her raping you in her sleep will never happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871282
I feel like I'm reading that Xibit meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871268
It's pretty great. I don't even recognise it from sadpanda, so I guess it wasn't uploaded or translated. I'll go see if the raws are up for it at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871301
Do link if you find anything.
Photos or scans if you can't please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871229
Will you be scanning any of it?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys be a Demon Beast hunter with your waifu? All the fun of monster hunting, with none of the ethical problems because you're hunting demon animals and not monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871304
>>12871318
No scans from me. Not only do I not have a scanner here in Japan, but I only have one copy of everything and I don't really want to damage them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871332
Fair enough.

Photos though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871338
I'll see what I can do, but that's probably doable for the smaller ones.

>>12871304
Only one is on sadpanda, and it's a sample at that. Sad times.

[Anonymous No.]

>"What are you doing Anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871348
I'll tell you what I WASN'T doing! I totally was NOT fapping! Ahahaha! Ha. ha.
Oh god she knew didn't she I'm so going to be mofumofud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871271
>continue?
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871365
suffering or none suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871368
non-suffering

though if other anons want suffering, feel free to go with the majority vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871368
Non suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871368
Non-suffering please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871368
Suffering. I want yandere-paladin to deliver punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871409
I want yandere-paladin to deliver lots of yandere daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871415
>I want yandere-paladin to deliver lots of yandere daughterus.
Can you imagine the possibilities? Every yandere daughteru having tendencies toward the father. Your attention split between each of the daughters and your overly loving wife.. How would you even survive that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871431
That's a good question. You mean survive in the literal sense, right? Because that's the real challenge, yanderes aren't known for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

Is captcha for 4chan x broken with anyone else or is it just me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871431
It's fine. I'm sure they make daughteru sedation pills now days.

>>12871436
Update it, try forcing noscript captcha in the options, or use the ccd0 fork if you aren't already. It's fine on my end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871432
I do. Surviving the girls and your waifu would be the ultimate task. One of them is bound to posit that if she can't have you alone no one can have you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871432
But would it be worse, really? Assuming we're talking about medium yanderes:

Scenario 1: Waifu and daughteru competitive yanderes. Fighting one another for your attention and your D. Effectively not much difference from your waifu scaring off other potential suitors, but probably just with more sleepsex involved.

Scenario 2: Waifu and daughteru team up to double-yandere you. You are now literally under surveillance 24/7, and each one can go shopping, to work, school, eat, etc -- while the other keeps watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870567
I want to snuggle a vampire sheep. >>12866501

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871443
Is it that I like both scenerios?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871443
I'm not sure which scenario is scarier. On one hand you have everyone important to you duking it out. On the other hand you have them all in a conspiracy against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871455
>in a conspiracy against you.
But anon, they're not conspiring against you! They just love you very much and want to look after you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871440
Turns out the version I was using (Mayhem) no longer works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871455
I sort of agree with >>12871457
As long as you're cold/indifferent to other women, there isn't any violence or bloodshed. Less danger involved, compared to being around sword fighting yandere paladins.
And you get 24/7 bodyguarding against any MG stupid enough to try to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871455
>conspiracy against you.
It's for you! They know of all the dangers lurking around,, ready to rip you from their loving embrace. They know what's best for you and will take care of everything without you ever having to worry about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871368
----------------------------------------------
A couple of months passes since she had first raped you. Now that she was a dark valkyrie, she stripped all obligations of the order. You were now the only person she listened to and daughterus were along the way. She was still very strict about you. You could never leave the tent, that you and the valkyrie were constantly in saying that the world was out to harm you both the order and the monsters. She pledged allegiance to none and only at you. She never lost those heart pupils in her eyes constantly staring at you with utmost affection. You have sex at least once everyday and in her embrace, she traces her fingers across your cheeks and hair saying that "I love you Anon, more than anything." You and the valkyrie would sometimes cuddle for multiple days straight basking in each others warmth and love. This went on until the daughter was born. When tje daughter was born the two of you would joke about that she was a spitting image of her mother. Little did they know.......... The daughteru also had a serious yandere trait amplified by her monster lust.
STOP READING IF YOU WANT ALL IS WELL ENDING
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Years passed and you were getting old. It started with a few gray hairs. Then more and more hair began to whiten. Somehow the incubization process didnt work on you. Then one day you passed out while having sex. Though you recovered, your health was never the same again. You had no energy to work nor did you have any energy to move. You begam to become even weaker and weaker until one day the strength completely left you. Your wife cried tears of sadness yet tears of joy. You had a long happy life together and she was grateful for that. The funeral was a very small one with only your wife and your children. They all mourned at your passing. Your wife became a lone soul until one day....

continue?

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel about watersports in a yandere story?
Not letting you to go to the bathroom etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871471
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871476
Sounds like a shit fetish trying to take root. I don't agree with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871479
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871476
As long as it's done to show fear or other plot-relevant details and isn't part of a fetish it should be fine. But it sounds like you might want to have them do something squicky, and that is NOT OKAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871471
>Anon she was yan for died
Where youz goin' wit' dis?

>>12871476
I bet a real hardcore yandere would mark you as her territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871483
Exactly.... why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871471
So should I do happy ever after all or more SUFFERING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871476
>crazy girl drinking your pee
I think I've seen a doujin like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871471
why.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871493
I'm honestly just curious where you're goin' with the "Until one day..." after he dies.

Just...do whatever man. Just continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871493
Happy

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone want suffering? I mean sure it's good to change things up once in a while, but it's still suffering, and shit. Only redeeming thing about suffering is the potential for healing that should come after, but if it doesn't then there's no point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871471
She met a wandering lich. The valkurie had saved the lich from order persecution. The valkyrie had heard that liches were very skilled in the area of necromancy. The valkyrie was desperate to bring back you, her only light in her life. She begged the lich to teach her. But the lich refused. To do necromancy was to lose any source of humanity. The valkyrie begged the lich and eventually the lich relented. The valkyrie was taught necromancy by the lich and decided to ressurect her beloved.....

MAXIMUM SUFFERING
OR
ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871523
Lets get maple syrup sweet in here. Good end time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871523
My question becomes why she couldn't just pay the Lich to do it for her.

Or hell, just call in the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871531
The lich has her own sets of morals
she doesnt want people to have all the benefits of necromancy yet not reap the negatives

[Anonymous No.]

Omegle bro from yesterday are you browsing?

[Anonymous No.]

ded
dedder than a lich
dedder than a ghoul
simply ded

[Anonymous No.]

Can we stop spamming ded? It's not even funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871554
Let's talk about urban youths instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871557
Mermaid please, bet you can't even swim on land. Bitch nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871523
She begins to ressurect you. She had to use a lot of demonic energy to perform the ritual. She also had to find your body. When all was said and done, she ressurected you from the dead. By a stroke of luck or by the power of the chief writefag you managed to retain your memories even through resurrection. Your wife drops to her knees both in exhaustion and joy. She trembles unable to believe tje sight of you.
"I-Is it really you? Y-You've finally come back?" the valkyrie says with tears of joy staining her face.
"Yeah it really is me. I missed you so much. Death was so cold, thank you for giving me warmth." You smile, the happiest man in the world. You bring her head to yours and you lock your heads together in this embrace while the world stops around you
FIN?

If there are more then 5votes for suffering I'll continue with suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871025

Im writing and I never really left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871557
das fugging adorable mang

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871564
Be sayin' you muhfugga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871565
I'd rather no suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871565
SUFFERING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871565
No suffering pls. Just ded it while you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871557
I'd give her a bear hug alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871575
Awwww shiet, bitch got wheels! Dope as a fatherfucka! Represent!

What am I doing with my life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871595
You're wasting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871565
Story is done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871598
Slutty junkie MG's are my fetish. Please write some deranged druggie gangbangs instead of NTR, sufferingfags.

[Anonymous No.]

It's the first day of school for your monster girl daughteru, and she wants to look all flashy to catch her a young lad. She comes out wearing pic.

How do you react, and what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't realize how fucking cancerous these threads were. I feel embarrassed just reading through them. Why did I submit myself to this? I knew it would be bad, but not this bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871619
Let her go as is.

Jokes on her. She won't even be able to open the front door with those huge hamfist gloves.

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>>12871619
Tell her to save it for Halloween.

She's far too overdressed up top, and underdressed below. I get that she wants to be seductive for the boys, but just showing some skin like that won't work to her favor. She'd be better off putting on something more normal, or properly balancing the outfit out with some pants or a large skirt or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871619
>day of school
You had to remind me you motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871619
"Take off your Baron Wolfist costume honey, and put on something else. Halloween isn't for months. I won't be there to open doors for you."

[Anonymous No.]

>Oculus Rift CV9001 is released tomorrow
>or nervegear
>whatever fictional thing lets you go into full VR
What game/experience/reality do you jump into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871557
Too bad she is ded
Also the weakest and useless meguka

>>12871565
Suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871641
What do you mean?
Already existing games looks like shit in Oculus. To get proper VR feeling you need games created specifically for Oculus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871660
>meguca
pls

Also I think the writefag ended it.
>>12871599

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871641
Might as while take the full step-up from from NerveGear. The Integrated Quantum Terminals from Accel World. But anyway.

If constrained by just the sort of things are currently available? The latest MMO Iteration of Final Fantasy. I'm enjoying XIV immensely after all. Still not sure if I want to stay a cat-girl, or go lizard-girl once the expansion hits.

If anything out of my imagination possible? A time-spanning high adventure beginning in a medieval, monster-girl filled world, and going on to who knows where.

[Anonymus No.]

hi i'm italian

[Anonymous No.]

The derepocalypse cometh
It's a new world. Due to highly imbalanced gender ratios (100:1) the government is getting sick of rape complaints flooding their inboxes. With scientists unable to develop a cure for gender imbalanced births the government decided to create a new system. A lucky girl will get a lucky man! The remaining 9/10 of the population?..... they'll say that they'll work on that later. You will randomly be designated a new partner to live with! Unless you choose the random box of course........

(http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random)) use this link to be seeing what girl you'll receive)
OR
Random box #1!
(More random boxes will come, and to unlock more random boxes you'll need to unlock it step by step)

Types(Random.org 1 to 10)

1.Tsundere
This is the tsundere girl who's bullied you ever since middle school. She was always bullying you in front of the others but was incredibly bashful when the two of you were alone. You were the only one who appreciated for her and she always loved that about you. But she is not the typical 'tsundere'. She is too embarassed to confess her love for you. After all she did bully you all through out your school life and doing that would be ridiculous, right? R-right? She will act very cold to you in the beginning but shower her with affection and warmth and she'll be dere in your hands in no time.

2.Yandere
She's your childhood friend. She knows more about you than ANYONE ELSE could ever know. While she's not a full on psycho yandere (Even the MGC does background checks) she is still a medium yandere. That means constant surveillance, and hostility towards other females. She tries to hide her yandere side towards you subtly obsessing over you and 'protecting' you. In times of anger and stress her facade might slip. She is very insecure of herself and will do her utmost to please you. She will be wanting to be close to you at all times. Expect constant cuddles etc

Don't roll yet more to come

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871662
He's obviously asking the audience to create a hypothetical situation. Call it a /tg/ tier or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871665
>pls
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871674
Why would anyone pick random box if the MG and personality are ALREADY randomized? Defeats the purpose, which is why mystery box is only for "pick one of these options" questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871674
>Ryu
>yandere
>unlimited cuddles
On scale from 1 to 10 - YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871674
>Not delivering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871704
Yeah, fuck it, I'm goin' to bed.

If this Dere-Anon delivers, I got a Chimaera and 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871704
If all 1-10 points are going to be that long, it'll take a good 1-3 hours for most writers to write something that long and have it formatted and/or proofread. And that's assuming he already knows what all ten points will be and hasn't hit a creative roadblock on top of that.

So either way, you'll be waiting a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870567
imagine rubbing a sheep girl after sheering her. Feeling the tiny bits of reaming wool against her soft flesh as you go up and down her body. The baas as you touch a sensitive part

[Anonymous No.]

3.Thugdere
She grew up in the slums of MGC. She worked her ass of to gain the standard of living as she does now. She thinks of you as a fragile flower, delicate yet so beautiful. Expect her to be like a bodyguard, loyal, reliable, streetsmart and yet at times cold. She isn't used to opening up to her emotions, being seen as a weakness in the streets. She'll protect her delicate flower as much as she can. She is a bit conservative at times, such things like a man shouldn't go by himself alone at night. Things like that. It seems a bit restricting but she says these things because she cares about you.

4.Dandere
She was that girl who always read books. Expect her to be shy and quiet. Also is a huge romanticist. Years of reading romantic literature and wanting to save a prince from the tower, you are that prince. Expect her too swoon over a simple touch of the cheek and serial blushing and nosebleeds over hand holding. As innocent and cute as they can be, she'll ask to only do missionary in the dark. She also is a kickass cook creating the best foods you'll ever taste. She is happy while being with you. When she opens her mouth she talks in soft quiet whispers. She is already putty in your hands.

5.Kuudere
She is that bro. Cynical and blunt, no delusions type. She is always reliable, no bullshit involved.
She also is the funniest person you know with her bluntness and wittiness always making you laugh. Though she seems emotionless outside, in truth she cares a lot about you. She doesn't hesitate when telling you the cold hard truth and because of that has the best advice. She is usually quiet but doesn't hesitate to say anything. Her dere side comes out when she is very happy. Though the dere side coming out is a rare occurence you would no doubt know when she is happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871714
Or she's sensitive all over because you just sheered her, similar to when you've just shaved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871641
A reality where I'm not a NEET and engaged in a normal life. With a job and adult worries.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any translators here? I have that new Kraken doujinshi, and I was wondering if anyone would be kind enough to translate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871674
>First roll: Inari - Kitsune Love Chapters
>Reroll: Koyoi
Well, the universe wants me to have an Inari so let it be so!
>>12871718
>Roll 4
Well, I'll need to lean in close to hear her properly. But I am more than okay with bookshy Inari.
In fact, jackpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871726
So what's stopping you from living that life right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871674
Yandere childhood friend Hellhound...I can roll with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871731
No cute girl has shown up at his door to tell him it's not too late to change his hikkikomori ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871731
I'd like to see someone without a job history find employment with a company that pays a livable wage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871727

Our usual (TF) isn't available. We don't have anyone else that really speaks Japanese. Hell the only reason MM30 got TL'd was because it was in Chinese

[Anonymous No.]

6.Fuckyourdere
She isn't a particular characterization of your chinese cartoons. She's a normal person. She isn't a bland one dimensional character. She has real world problems with real world faults. She is a high-level employee in a mega-corporation. Though she is always busy she tries to make time for her. Because of her complexity she is NEVER boring. She is very intelligent and spending time with her is always fun. Expect to get drunk with her often confiding in each other. A completely equal relationship with it's complications and faults. But nevertheless a happy relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871744
>normal person
Oh god no, that's the last thing we need here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871744
This is objectively the best type of girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871743
Than who translated Sandworm doujin http://imgur.com/a/DxikO and yesterday's Raven Nest?
I'm pretty sure it wasn't TF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871744
So NTR type?
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871744
I call bullshit on this. No such person exists without secretly being a Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, so you guys know how there are holographic slutsune Miku concerts. Would you a concert with holographic monstergirls? Or would a holographic Mg concert be 2lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

7.Kamidere
A literal fucking god. No joke. As the chief god died, she ironically passed godhood to her. She doesn't really want to be god. She just wants to sleep and laze around with you. Expect that to happen. Constantly. Using her godhood for the 2 of you to live the comfiest lives possible. She just wants someone to sleep with her and have pretty good sleepsex. You never have to worry about anything. Hell her godhood solves problems away like a magic wand. Also really chill expect her to talk in using the least words as possible, since talking requires work. Living lazy ass lives together for the rest of your lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870826
>drafted/selective serviced.

I don't care enough for my country to die for it. I'll flee with my waifu to a safer place. We only need eachother anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871765
Nothing lewd about a MetalMorphosis concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871769
And where is that safer place? I'm asking because I will actually need to go there at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871765
>slowpoke.gif
No seriously though. I'm enjoying muh private concerts in VR and you're still thinking of holographic concerts. And yes of course I'd want an MG themed one. I would get the models working and create my own but I'm too busy with things in real life most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871755

We don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871744
>She's a normal person. She isn't a bland one dimensional character.
Not mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

8.Lolidere
A firm believer of the church of sabbath, expect waking up to a cute Onii-Chan~ everyday. Being on the forefront of magic and tech, expect your house to be as /g/ as possible. When during your free time the 2 of you usually watch movies or play games while laying with each other. Expect her to use potions on you to try new sex antics. Your sex lives will never be boring. She expects lots of daughterus. LOTS of them. She has lots of members she knows through the church so expect a large social circle of people.
Though she would rather cuddle next to you while watching a movie than socializing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871773
For me that would be overseas, I live in Europe currently which really is the last place I would want to be if a full scale war would break out. I assume that somewhere northern (think Alaska or Canada) in a resource/strategicly poor area would be the best idea (nowhere near any factories etc). Yeah it will be cold and harsh (unless your waifu is a yeti), but that still beats getting shot at/bombed.

Though MG wise, you would be best off living in the sea with a sea bishop or something.

The hardest and most dangerous part would be the fleeing itself though. If a new war were really to happen then it would be wise to act early before hell actually breaks loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871786
British Columbia it is then.

[Anonymous No.]

9.Ara Ara dere
Older than you by a couple of years she is a sort of older sister presence. Firm believer of Hathor she expects HEALTH. Expect to work out with her constantly both in bed and in the gym. She wants to improve your lifestyle in every possible way. Expect to live a healthy lifestyle under her wing. She has a maternal aura to her and is very skilled at housework. She gives the best massages and always makes you feel comfortable. Expect her to be very sympathetic and caring of other people. She is a bit scared of parenthood though. But she is an excellent as a parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871786
I'd go live in Atlantis with my kraken waifu then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871786
>america and canada
>not involved in next world war
Ahahah
Are you serious? 90% chances that it will be US who will start next war
If you want to be safe you need to flee to some small no-one-give-a-fuck county. Some small asian, african or island countries would be the only chance to get away from full scale war

[Anonymous No.]

10.depression dere
She doesn't exist like your waifu. She would probably not love you if you were real like you're waifu. She is unhappy like you. She wonders when was the point she fucked up. She seeks escapism like you. She frequently vists hbg or the human boy general threads in 4chan dreaming of a perfect husbando. But he isn't real just like your waifu. If you roll a 10 give up or try again. If by the chance you do expect her, be prepared for the most emotionally healing relationship ever. Maybe. Perhaps not. I don't know...... Expect the both of you to be wallowed in self hatred unable to do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870969
Healing stories are always welcome and so are stories about kiki's.

If all fails, do some slice of life thing.

Or heck, if you want something unique you could write a story about a regular human female that somehow ended up in MGC and is trying to survive there. She would have some general ward/object that blocks DE in the air from converting her to an MG in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871817
>Some small asian, african or island countries
So basically go die in some hellhole?
>>12871800
So I got an Ara Ara dere Elf. Is this what happiness feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

The derepocalypse cometh
>>12871674
Go here to roll and for mode 1 and 2
>>12871718
go here for option 3 4 and 5
>>12871744
go here for 6
>>12871767
go here for 7
>>12871784
go here for 8
>>12871800
go here for 9
>>12871821
go here for 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871023
>You're hurting
>Everywhere
>They didn't even use condoms, so it's all sticky and warm inside
>They really didn't have to break your wings
>Atleast they're not muscles you move unconsciously
>You hear foot steps
>You turn to look and it's some one you've never seen before.
>He walks over immediately and holds you in his arms, you struggle and tell him to fuck off, but he pushes his weight down on you and pats your head
>"Y-you look like you need this."
Eggs tier, man. Eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871831
Eat all the eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871833
Every single one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871831
eggman on r9k is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871674
>Lich
>Kamidere

I get a lazy undead waifu, who has her undead servants do shit for her & me both. Not bad mate.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember a yandere anubis story posted in this thread? Is it worth reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871825
Madagascar or Philippines is not that bad
Even if you move to some rural US region you will still be mobilized and in worst case all participants of the war will nuke each other to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871829
So like I said, an Elf and a 9. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871847
>pastebin.com/5KABcg8S
At the very least, it won't take up much of your time to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871855
Is it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871243
It's beautiful. Be dam proud at yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871857
It's not exceptional, I think. But it won't leave you with a bad taste in your mouth unless you're being very critical of the writing.

Plus, at only 60-ish lines long in pastebin, it's a taster.

The writer could do with spicing up the writing a little bit, I think. Show and tell, more engaging phrasing, that sort of thing. Just reading good published fiction (or good amateur/fan fiction, if you want) can help with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871565
No its done, story over. Happy ending. aturf

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/3vwZSs7W

Who's ready for a heartwarming Krampus story?

How was your Krampusnacht, /mgg/? Are you preparing for this year's yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871892
I'm a good boy, I'm not scared of no Krampus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871817
You dont want to be remotely close to China if a new war were to happen. I mentioned canada and such because it has plenty of military uninterresting areas. The odds of military force getting near there is fairly small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871892
Not very heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871908

Nonsense. They'll be together forever now.

Forever and ever and ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to a school with monstergirls would be really stupid. Rape would be commonplace, the teachers would be the ones drawing naughty doodles on your homework, and every Monday would be penis inspection day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871892
She was a meanie. She needs to be hit with a Hyper Weapon until she submits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871926
So basically it's be like going to school in a hentai?
Count me in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871674
>yandere black harpy
They're already pretty yandere by nature I think. Well I don't have a problem with this. Sort of vanilla though in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871926
"Ara Anon, what's this? Did you think you would get away with writing 'I want to marry sensei?' in your histroy book? Come see me after class"

[Anonymous No.]

Someone make new thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871936
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871936
No. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871926
A lusty aunty teacher giving every male student deepthroats in front of the class is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871936
No anon, we don't make new threads till the old one dies. Expect this thread to last a few more days and get around 2500~ more posts.

If you are wondering why the postcount is so slow right now, thats because the majority that post here are people in the US. I ussualy have to catch up with around 500 posts after waking up. It was 800 today. Which is no suprise seeing that there was some maintenance going on yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871892

Oh my God, kill it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871892

Would you help the little girl with the weird, furry legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871945
I would. Just to save the other townspeople, of course. You understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871945
Not if she's going to dump me and grow up to be a sadist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871945
No. Fuck no. Never. She'll fall in love with me and when she grows up, she'll then kidnap, rape and torture me for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871953

But anon, she's hurt.

>>12871952

>Dump you

She just went to follow her instincts. She came back for you. To love you. Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871945
Maybe she shouldn't dress from Hot Topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871958
>She just went to follow her instincts.
Shit instincts, ergo she's a shit girl. If a Succubus ran off to gobble a gorillion cocks, I'd be just as hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871958
Don't care. She'll hurt me as thanks. And then I'll have to go on my own krampusnacht, for the sake of my own survival. With Zweihanders. And Crossbows. Violence breeds only violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871967
BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871674
Yandere Sahaguin.

I'm not usually the type to stray from obligations. May need to get used to clingyness and getting wet most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871969
I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871926
>There was stare, and grin from Hellhound-senpai again as she eyed you from across the room as a tiny shapeshifter tried answering her match question on the board.
>Your a teacher was beast at the school. Having less than ten students pass her class, disciplining the students who constantly got in trouble leaving them in tears, and harassing her new pet every school year.
>And this school year you were chosen to be her pet. She made it known to most students by having come eat lunch with her, or being there to have your body checked by the nurse when she thought she saw a bruise on your body.
>Breaking your chain of thought, Hellhound-senpai called you up to the board as the shapeshifter student failed to answer the student.
>Going up to the board and having your body shake, Hellhound-Senpai handed you some chalk to write down the answer.
>Standing there for a few seconds you were frozen as you watched Hellhound-Senpai lick her lips, and kneel down to your side and guided your hand in writing the math problem, taking small sniffs of you with tiny moans meant for only for you.
>When she finished guiding you. She looked at the board, and told that wasn't the correct answer & that you had to stay after school till 6.
>You were scared to stay after school.

Just another day at the Monster Girl Academy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871973
Luckily I know Hellhound-senpai's weakness: bullying with Elvis.
You ain't nothing but a hound-dog and you ain't no waifu of mine~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871973
senpai or sensei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871977
Most likely sensei instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871898

>A good boy

Good boys are only allowed to exist by the mercy of lowering standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871973
>Takes your hand
>Answers the question wrong just so she can have an excuse to make you stay behind.
Only thing I don't like about this is that anon here is just another pet, not the first and not the last to pound that bitch box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872007
Morality is subjective though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872012

That's exactly what a naughty boy would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872017
You can't make me confess to anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872020
Who said anything about confessing?

Priests are for confessions.

Krampuses are for whipping the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870646

Manako a qt.

We need more stories with monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872023
But I haven't done anything bad! You have no witnesses! You can't prove anything! And carrying out a punishment on someone whose guilt hasn't been proven is very naughty indeed! The Krampus is the one in need of a good spanking!

[Anonymous No.]

I think if i found out a krampus liked me i would kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872029
You wouldn't have it in you, and then she would punish you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870719
I want those paws on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871892
>krampusnatcht
thats not how you spell hanukkah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872030
Im not going to be a slave. I would rather be dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872038
Freedom-kun please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871113
>>12871127

I knew it. They really did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872026
>The Krampus is the one in need of a good spanking!

Get to it then. Wear that ass out.

Let's see if you can make her do anything but yawn at your feeble attempts to punish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872038
Why even Krampus? What about amazon, vampire, dragon etc who make you slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872026

>You exist
>People who exist do bad things
>Therefore, you do bad things

Probable cause, motherfucker. Bend over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872038
you already are a slave to tv and jews

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872047
It's not her body that my I strike when I bend her over my knee and spank her. It's her heart. She will know she did bad, and she will feel shame for it.
>>12872050
Ladies first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872050
What happened to presumption of innocence? This is bullshit, I want a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872040
Im going to bleed red white and blue untill i can no longer clap
before she gets anywhere near me
>>12872048
Avoid at all costs, if all else fails see above
>>12872051
Good Goiym

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872058
>all this bravado
Freedom-kun, if someone punched you in the face you would cry like a little bitch and lick their shoes clean in the hopes of avoiding another strike. Stop overcompensating. You're never going to be a great warhero, fighting against the tyranny. You're just a bitch pretending to be something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872053
You just want a Krampus ass-shot, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872060
Nice. I also want a Krampus to use a queen's stool to punish me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872057
Here is your lawyer.

She is also a Krampus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871727
Please take pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872060
Wasn't the idea, but I'm not going to complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872059
I never said i wanted to be a warhero, just not a slave to an abusive mg. How does that make me a hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872066
>Im going to bleed red white and blue untill i can no longer clap
Sounds pretty heroic to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872060
Puffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872071
It was suposed to be a joke, hence the clap part. I'm a simple guy who just wasts a loving mg. Not to be a punching bag for all eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872074
But you annoy me by saying you'd be willing to kill yourself. I mean okay, maybe you are willing, but I just don't buy it. People usually surrender and submit even if they did claim they'd sooner die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872074
> I'm a simple guy who just wasts a loving mg.
Bad, anon, bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872077
Didn't we just talk about this? Escapism is good, escapism in excess is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871727
I know I'm a bit late to post, but if you're still here, I can translate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872076
Not that guy, but I would also rather kill myself than be a slave to mg
It's not like I value my life in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872081
Are you the guy who translated sandworm?

>>12871727
Where are the scans, m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872084
You can say that all you want, but I doubt you'd actually do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872089
I already did it once, but failed.
Why I wouldn't do it second time in such dire depressing situation as eternal slavery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872086
Nope. I've translated a couple other things, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872093
>but failed
So you didn't actually do it. Stop trying to impress everyone with how badass and free you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872077
Im half asleep and dont know what im typing anymore. I just want a mg to cuddle with
>>12872076
Only if i were to be enslaved. Who would want to live a life of endless torture?Its not heroics so much as im more scared of being hurt horribly daily than death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872094
Harpy story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872100
>slavery
>endless torture
Wait, what? Are we still talking about Krampus or is this some kind of American propaganda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872103
Krampus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872106
So you don't actually mean slavery when you use the word "slavery"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872101
No, nothing really mg-related yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872108
They take part in a master slave relationship, i would be the slave, hence slavery

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872103
He's probably refering to the krampus only being capable of getting pleasure by inflicting pain on their partner. Aswell as keeping the one they love them captive for the rest of their lives as explained in the picture here:
>>12871892

Honestly, i'd prefer to be captured by an ushi-oni than share that fate. Though a shattered pelvis is probably not exactly pleasant either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872112
Oh. I'm confused since at first you said >>12872084
>be a slave to mg
which implies any, not just Krampus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872119
Let me rephrase it then. I do not want to be in a master slave relationship of any kind if it involves me getting hurt. I will try everything in my power to leave said relationship, but if all else fails i will terminate my life instead of being unwilling subjected to pain over and over again, be it krampus or any other sadistic mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872125
So it isn't slavery itself that you are so against you'd rather die?
Okay. Carry on then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872114
I'd like to see a Krampus (/other sado girl) story where she wrestles with her horrible desires for her darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872131
Now I'm not one to honk my own horn, but I happen to be in the works of eventually writing about a domme Dark Elf who doesn't want what she is to also be who she is.

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm writing dead lewds, and how does undead biology actually do? Pinch a Lich's clit, does a rush of endorphins flow down her spine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872161
That's... not how normal biology works either.

[Anonymous No.]

>being childhood friends with retarded wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872161
Magic makes the Undead behave like the living when necessary.
>>12872163
What would a retarded Wurm be like? Would she have to wear a helmet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872162
Not hard or anything. Isn't that what shivers are? I always thought that chills and shivers were endorphins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871035
I don't like anubis that much but yandere is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872166
Your taste is shitty, reverse that statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872163
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872161
It's magic, ain't gotta explain shit.

But they bassicly are normal besides the fact that they are pale, do not have a breathing heart, dont eat and are cold to the touch.

They apperantly can even get pregnant, and undead children grow till a certain age after which they permanently stagnate at that age.

So tldr: Undead is magic stop asking complicated questions about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872168
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871257

Something something futanari something something Bollocks is a bitch something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872172
>>12872164
>>12872162

Okay, so now for actual biology. What is the whole 'Chills down the spine thing'. It always felt kind of good to me, so I just assumed it was endorphins. But google says it's more to do with adrenalin and the body trying to regulate heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871257
Something about writer's block on his pbworks, though he did release those two Leona shorts last night and the day before so who knows, maybe he's back at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872125

>Kill yourself
>You go to Hell
>There's the Krampus
>She killed herself right after

Together forever? Together forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872185
>Suicide is the ultimate sin, Anon. I have to punish you forever now!
Seems like the plan didn't take something into account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872185
>Your torture in hell is a new eternal doppelKrampus who is twice as strong, sadistic and twisted, and half as caring
>Her torture is watching some one else torture you for all eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872185
Fuck's sake, Krampus. Can't I just suffer eternal damnation like every normal sinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872189
It didn't have to be this way. You could have stopped this. Why didn't you accept your punishment like a good boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872189
>NTR end
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872190
Isn't it better to go through a variety of different tortures with sexual overtones than just being on fire 24/7?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872194
This is Hell, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872196
>being tortured by another girl
>can barely touch fingers together when you both reach for each other
>have to watch her tears of anguish forever
Too bad for Hell, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872163
>implying I'd meet a retarded wurm
Curious Wurm a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872190

Sorry.

She loves you too much to ever let you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>Challenged to a fight to the death for your monster girl waifu by a male of her species
>Through GATSU GATSU YAMATO DAMASHII OXYGEN IN THE MUSCLES 4TH DIMENSIONAL DEMPSEY ROLL you win
>His final request is that you kill him and make the girl happy
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872202
>Jii
>What is it Georgina?
>Whacha doin?
>Reading
>Reading what?
>Words
>What words?
>Dirty words
>How dirty
>...
Flustered Curious Wurm a best.
>>12872209
Am I Ippo now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872208
Why does pleased look impious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872208
>flirty
Why is she showing off that ugly tongue if she's trying to be flirty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872202
>>12872212
Bullied Gentle Giant Wurm a best, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be adopted into a spider mg family
>Feel more like a live in butler
>Jumping Spider imouto keeps bouncing off the walls
>Cobwebs everywhere
>Bell Spider imouto won't stop blowing bubbles and make bubble houses in the tub
>Orb weaver keeps making you trip over her webs, which you have to cut with gardening shears
>Goliath big sis won't stop teasing your small stature
>Wheel Spider imouto is so scared of you that she rolls all over the place at the sound of your voice
>Trapdoor Spider imouto won't let you in her room to clean up her mess.
>Bolas big sis keeps swinging sticky maces around and mocks you for getting hit by her traps
>Writing Spider imouto cries because you keep mistaking the webs to be cleaned and her artwork
>All the while mommy is busy dealing with whatever
>No wonder you started seeing that Kikimora next door

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872215
>Bullied Gentle Giant
Sounds heartbreaking, no way.
>>12872216
>all these different spiders
Mommy is an Echnida then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872216
>Buff goliath spider will never call you boya
I'd rather go bush bashing with Huntsman Onee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872185
>>12872188
>>12872189
>>12872190
>>12872192
Dimension Lord pact. I'm not going to hell. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872216
I want to go explore the nearby lake with Bell Spider imouto.
>>12872235
>implying Dimension Lords are more powerful than Vengeful Jehova

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872237
>Jehova
He said it! Stone him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YU_spBw0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872247
I'm not a Jew, doesn't count! Also you said it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872247
>>12872253

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872257
I have embarrassing pictures of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870737

I don't care that this post is ten hours old. These pictures make me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872257
Fuck off elf.
>no qt Nazi elf to defile with my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872259
>hairy armpits
kill it
KILL IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872237
>krampus having anything to do with YHWH
>not having flames of creation handy to annihilate your soul should things go sour

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872257
Anastasia was better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872257
Dark elves are good allies of the Reich, ja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872266

Goddamn you made me want to rip open her dress blouse and fondle her tits while fucking her on her own desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872267

To be fair to her she had been imprisoned for a while and couldn't shave. I still found it pretty gross. Safe to say I was not the target audience for the game overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872267
>girl being held captive
>hair grows naturally
>she has no means to remove it
>KILL IT
You're a real asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872273
hot dog her butt while she tries to do Admin work
so she rubber stamps some silly shit on accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871244
>you will never go on an adventure with a female paladin
>you two will never have an ever expanding party including MGs and humans
>your party will never overthrow the demon lord
>the demon lord will never try to corrupt paladin girl
>you will never have to give her your love to keep her from being corrupted
>you will never live a long and happy life with your paladin wife, having many kids, and the sometimes three way with some of the MGs from your party
#thanksObama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872279
>Demon Lord dies
>nobody now resists the Order
>complete and total genocide of all Monsters, including the ones who fought by your side
No, thank you Jed Bush.

[Anonymous No.]

So did Crabman say why he was taking a hiatus this time around?

My theory is he's trying to build up a buffer for when The Phantom Pain comes out

Hopefully we'll see Miia and Rachnee freezing their tits off waiting in line for a copy in one of the panels

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872283
He's on hiatus this month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872277
Only fat old men and eldritch things are allowed to be ugly, and only sometimes in the latter's case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872281
>complete and total genocide of all Monsters
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870993
DoIlooklikawritefag?
Eyepop?
Waymaker?
SuperEgo?
GreedyGirls?
Drmyth?
RSanon?
Seafoam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872278

Grope a tit while you pound her from behind, put two fingers in her mouth to stifle her moans.

Spill your filthy human seed inside of her gluttonous Elf pussy, fully hilted, no contraceptives. She'll have your bastard half-breed one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871243
Gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872163
Is this any god? Happy or bad end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870718
>Zoanthrope girl

I am just imaging this, and am horrified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872289
The Order's gods would make some more, of the rip and tear variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872289
I hardly ever use this word, but you're being an edgy little shit. ALL monsters? Even the nice or useful ones like holsts and weresheep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872318
>The Order raises Orcs for their warriors to fight
Because they're big, and therefore have big guts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872308
yesssss. I want to violate a haughty, uniformed elf, impregnate her, and not take responsibility. HOpefully the shame of being impregnated by a lower species will cause her to lose her status and position in the Reich, and she'll crawl to me on hands and knees begging for a place to stay. I will accept, on the condition she only calls me Sir, or Master. and her submission will be complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872318
>heroes get some actually dangerous monsters to fight
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>12872320
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the Order even have Paladins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872331
Yes. It's an Order OF Paladins, BY Paladins, FOR Paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872324

That's when you can do fun stuff, like breakfast with her hands bound behind her as you bounce her up and down on your shaft during breakfast.

Making fun of how her motherly bosom is swaying with the motion of the fucking and that for somebody who claims to hate your "vulgar cock", her insides are still wet and unwilling to let you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872331

The class is functionally labeled as 'Heroes' in the world guides.

[Anonymous No.]

"Honey! What is this thing in the basement!?"
>"Oh, that? That's a pommel horse."
"What in the world do we need a pommel horse in the house?"
>"Well, I...hee-hee-hee..."
"I'm sorry, what?"
>"I...wanted you to fuck me over it."
"...Seriously?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872331

>Order symbol is actually a cross

Interdimensional Jesus confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872343
No anon. The cross is an execution and torture device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872333
>make her clean my house in a lewd maid outfit while she's preggers
>she's scrubbing the floor on her hands and knees and I start to finger her while she moans lewdly
>pretty soon I'm fucking her, and she cums a puddle on the kitchen floor
>"Clean that up, you filthy girl"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872281
Obviously, after the Demon Lord dies your party would quickly turn against the order and take the order out aswell. No side should be the victor, stagnation would be the best option in this situation. And perhaps in the far future a way for the MG side to birth incubi so stealing men/forcefully converting females would end aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872346
Nobody worships such everyday contrivances unless they're intrinsically associated with their diety

>Look at the Order symbol again
>Edgy god of the bladed cross

Then again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872269
Dog girl is the best. Her face when you give her hope only to crush it afterwards is delicious. Dem orc gangrape
Too bad she only has 2 scenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872343
>Jesus
>in a fuck me fuck you setting

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872354
Jesus had a personal hooker you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872354

No his fault nobody actually listened to his teachings in monster land. People don't over here most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872359
>Not his fault
Yes it is. Shitty teachings don't get listened to. Deruella's on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872347

>She gives birth
>Gets disgusted when you offer to shave her down below
>She fidgets and squirms while you clean her hair down there up, splashing her a final time with water
>Her lips are engorged and delightfully pink, like a medium rare steak just waiting to be eaten
>She doesn't even fight when you start to furiously fuck her, it's far too late for that, she just lies there and orgasms... and orgasms... Master's girth filling her
>She wraps her legs around you, telling you that she doesn't want you to leave her, that she's an onahole reserved only for Master now
>She orgasms for a third time after you pump her full of baby batter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872320
>nice mgs
>one pretends to be nice while building up her rape rage meter
>other pretends to be nice only so she could get close to you and put you to sleep with her magic after that she rape the shit out of you
>nice
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872357
Not the same. Isn't that what all wives are anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872379
No. A wife gets to nag at you. A hooker doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872371
Fine you big squishy wuss, Dormice and Kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872353
Word. Noa needed more scenes and at least one for Jean would have been nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw didn't make the recap list
>MGK Weresheep kidnapper and Punisher Holst will never be a thing

It's okay anon...it's okay...I-I just have to try harder to be better and I'll make it in next time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872381
You can slap your wife to keep her in line though. God did some things right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872389

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872390
>domestic abuse
Muslim please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872389
>dat blush
>those lips
>dat fluff

Urge to kiss rising...rising...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872216
Welp, I suppose this is as good a time as any to go back to the adoption house.
>>12872316
She was pretty freaky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872389
I know how you feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872395
>muslim

HA! I never said make her black and blue, jeez.

[thegreens No.]

>>12872389
>Make absurdly long "recap" list
>Forget the a post that actually got some discussion
boy am I autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872286
And I heard Phantom Pain comes out next month, so my theory still stands

[Anonymous No.]

How about some glacies in summer?
I would like her to be my popsicle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872395
Or disfigure her with acid because she showed her face outside the house. Or stone her to death because she touched a vendor's hand. Or behead her because she thinks tsundere is good.

I actually would do that last one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872407
And it just so happens to be my birthday next month, too. Thanks Kojima.
>>12872408
L-lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872331
You have Heroes, people different from your usual adventurer in that they receive a massive buff in the form of the Chief God's blessing. Not enough to slay the current Demon Lord (her power is comparable to that of a god's and continues to grow), but it lets you hold your own against most monsters. They can be anything, from magical girls to paladins.

The latest Chief God has been spamming them ever since she was wounded, in the hopes that one of the heroes will become powerful enough along the way to put down the Demon Lord, her husband, and all of her daughters. It doesn't happen. Many end up defecting and the power gap between humans and the current generation of monsters is too wide for most to ever overcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872409
>doesn't like Tohsaka's anus
What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872408
We need smiling glacies, that look of contempt does nothing for my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>still no holstaurus version
I would be in this 'team' and then discover a masocist holstaurus who enjoys the tipping

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872407
So will chapter 31 be filled with MGS references? Will someone get played like a damn fiddle?
>>12872416
No bully please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872412
>not going for Rider's anus instead

What's wrong with YOU?

http://pururin.com/view/11177/03/r-o-d-8-rider-or-die_4.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871243
>Miia
And nothing of value was gained, thanks man.
I'd love some healthy weresheeps in my life, or a sexy sheep Zophia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872419

>Bullying the Medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872414
>What is this...warmth? When I'm with you, I feel so warm.
>I like this...I love you.
Yes I need more smiling, happy glacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871243
Lookinf forward the colored version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872419
>pururin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872423
Too bad their bodies just don't feel cold anymore once they grow to like you. I mean, where's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872418
>So will chapter 31 be filled with MGS references? Will someone get played like a damn fiddle?

God I hope so, crabman's MGS nods always make me giddy. I'd love to at least see Miia or Rachnee pouting after a bad game in MGO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872383
>both emit an aura that turns the men into crazy rapists
You can't win, anon
All mgs are scum, none of them is innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872418
Leaving your house spotless before your maid gets there.
Using Sage's Water on a Dragon's hoard.
Using Google Glass to solve all of a sphinx's riddles while looking completely uninterested the whole time.
Dumping sake in from of an oni.
Eating calamari on front of a kraken.
Ransacking every chest in a dungeon except the mimic one because the chest is drab and ugly.

BULLY F4R LYFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872444
>Eating calamari on front of a kraken.
This is not bullying. A Kraken probably eats calamari too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872440
You say that like it's a bad thing. Fine, Valkyrie and Ghost. Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872446
You come up with something then.

>>12872430
Not secret clubby enough for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872444
>Using Sage's Water on a Dragon's hoard
>Dumping sake in from of an oni
I don't think that's good for your health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872434
Go on a journey/train to be able to get cold again.
So they can change it at will, so you can have sex with her while her body is cold. I want to make her steam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872462
>so you can have sex with her while her body is cold
enjoy your dick shrinkage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872422
She wants to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872455
You tell the Kraken there's something cool inside a bottle, but the bottle will be covered with something like duct tape so you can't see inside it from the outside. Being a squid, she can squeeze inside. While she's inside, realizing there is no cool thing there, you put the cork on, of course with small air holes so she doesn't suffocate, but not big enough to escape through.
You then set the bottle "adrift", by which I mean in the bathtub. She can't see outside, so she'll think you're leaving her out in the open sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872468
Why doesn't she just look inside the bottle through the opening

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872467

Pls Medusa is a totally pure waifu who didn't have illicit relations with the Nasuverse Euryale and Stheno

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872456
I'm masking myself completely and carrying an impervium charm. I am not an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872411
Ah, thanks for the clarification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872473
Are you stupid? The bottle is covered in duct tape. No light gets in through the glass. If she puts her eye on the opening, her head will cover all the light that could get in that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872468
What kind of bottle you need to shove in a creature 2 times bigger than human?
And what kind of bathroom to set it adrift? Araragi' sbathroom or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872482
what if she has flashlight eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872483
Think of the cat girls.
>>12872484
Then your booty gets plundered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872475
All women are animals under the clothes. Your mother, your sister, your friend who you pig out on sweets with and walk arm in arm with. All of them anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872482
She could just look inside without pressing her face up against it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872468
Uh, you are aware krakens can do size magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872490
Obtain a bottle, cover it in tape, then try to look inside. See how well you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872404
It was at the end of the thread so it's fine getting glanced over. On the flipside you're a heretic for glancing over the last image in the thread of the most perfect Holst girl ever drawn. We'll forgive you though, you durn loveable heretic.

I do wonder if old recap anon is almost done being busy though.

Can't remember why he "left", was it because of his waifu College being a bitch or something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872489

What about P'Orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872496
>the most perfect Holst girl ever drawn
What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872468
It can only work with mini squids
Normal Kraken is too big to fit into the bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872502
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872444

Taking an umarried Merrow's hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872514
But that's old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871892

why

why do we allow these things to exist?

actually, nah, fuck that, i'm a turbo masochist and this is hot. I want a girl who loves me enough to whip my chest with bundles of twigs while riding my dick like a buckin bronco

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872518
She can't live without her hat so it's basically murder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872498
Bullying the P'Orcs? Tie their hands and blindfold them, carry them on your shoulders and scream that you're both gonna fall every once in a while. Warn her about obstacles that are safer than what you tell her she's gonna crash against. Make her fight several of her sisters and tend to their wounds first when they're done. Purposely use all thesupplies on them and go out to get more, only to return like four hours later, having poured a few bottler of rum on you to make her think you forgot about her and got skunk drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872518
That's a marriage proposal to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872525
I want to capture proud P'Orc raiders and make them mud wrestle naked for my amusement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872522

>Tying you until you're completely immobile
>Striking you idly with a dense paddle just to hear your squeals
>Tongue-kissing and shoving her long, slimy tongue snugly into your throat until you choke and gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872444
>Leaving your house spotless before your maid gets there.

Had a corporate apartment when I was overseas for 4 months. It was furnished and had housekeeping service- but I was too embarrassed to leave the place filthy... so I come back one night and there was a translated note asking if I was okay since the apartment was always 'two clean'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872491
Is there any Kraken material that toys with that ability?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872521
>Implying age has any meaning in this

That's like saying the Mona Lisa is bad because it's old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872542
I meant that there's no reason to mention stuff that old in a recap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872529
What gear are you carrying into battle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872551
Me? I throw coin at mercenaries or slavers or whoever it is that does this kind of thing for a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872539
Who even said she can change size? Her profile only say about her magical ink ability
>she literally crawls into your ass to peg you from the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872522
I'd go for that simply because the pain would keep me from cumming, so I'd actually last long enough to satisfy a girl for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872551
Metal Gear?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872553
Faggots pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872556
Guys, GUYS!

P'orc Genome Soldiers

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW line 695
>Loli-Oni gets Busted

Oh ho, it's time for FORCED DRAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872539
Not to my knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872561
>spots you
>"OINK!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872545
>Not appreciating art all the time
>Getting off track when the original talk wasn't about the image so much as the story

That's it! You're going down MAN FILTH!

I'm gonna shove a burning log so far up your arse, your friends are gonna think you're a dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872569
Wait, what? I wasn't talking about "appreciating" art, I was just saying it makes no sense to mention something that old in the recap of a particular thread. I mean come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872563
I love bloomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872539
Is there any Kraken material at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872524
I'd probably feel too guilty to actually run away with the hat or really bully any MG

I'm not cut out for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872553
Apparently, it's one of the many things KC said via twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872572
They are the lewdest panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872576
what is KC's twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872553
KC said it. How do you think they sink ships to find husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872563
Oh boy, this is some really kinky shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872580
they purposefully sinks ships for that?
I thought they only showed up when accidents happened
but if they are doing it on purpose they are right cunts for doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872580
Do they just let most of them espcape and only nab their husbando? There's a lot of dudes on an average ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872587
Others are picking by mermaids, merrow, sea slimes and other sea monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872574
Yeah, sorry to say but people without the necessary meanness tend to go overboard when they make an attempt to bully. It meant to be good fun.

Ya pansy. I bet you're shower too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872585
>they purposefully sinks ships for that?
Yes.

>>12872587
The rest of acuatic monster girls congregate around krakens when they do it, to kidnap a human man too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872587

All the other aquatic bachelorettes circle like vultures and pick out husbands after the kraken has taken hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872587
Other aquatic MGs gather around her when she's out to sink a ship, they nab whoever she doesn't want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872597
>I bet you're shower too.

huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872585
Yeah. Because they're too easy going, they drag ships down without thinking deeply about it, figuring "it's fine as long as nobody dies."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872597
There is absolutely nothing wrong with good hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872606
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872612
Not what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872587
>>12872580
>>12872585
They are semi-slow like Wurms and sink ships to collect their husbandu because they are too laid back to really care about what they are doing.

When the ship goes down a bunch of other MGs that follow Kraken around pick up the rest of the men for some proactive dating.

It's a symbiotic relationship that some animals share. Alternatively you can think of a Kraken as a giant Warchief that takes the finest "goods" while the others follow her around to collect their own spoils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872609
>>12872620
even if no one is dying
she is still destroying a perfectly good ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872567
>go around the corner
>hide in a cardboard box
>Genome P'orc follows shortly after
"W-what! I thought there was a guy here? Dammit!"
>she stomps back to her patrol route in a huff
>suddenly realize finding the colonel's neice won't be that easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872623

You can't even enjoy the beach anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872625
>big, soft P'Orc butts
>one tight, perky Kobold butt
Easy-peasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872629
you can if you hook up with monmusu strong enough to intimate the other to leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872620
I want a Kraken waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872623
Krakens are signs of good fortune to MGs and a sign of terrible fortune for Humans.

It is what it is, gotta take the good with the bad if you want your MGs so much.

>>12872625
>>12872630
>If you run after the Colonel's niece fast enough you'll catch her in underwear instead of fully clothed

Awwww yeah.

Psycho Mantis is a Gazer too. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872625
>>12872630
>That attire clinging to their soft forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872638
>If you cum, I will kill Meryl
>Tap X to resist orgasm
>And don't even think about using autofire... I'll know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872636
Me too, anon. Granted, I'm not totally thrilled with the 'dragged deep into the ocean' part, but maybe there can be some compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872643
You are now imagining a P'Orc in a hazmat suit.

Still hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872638
>>12872630
>Get past Psycho Gazer
>Kobold companion gets shot by Sniper Hellhound soon after
>>12872645 happens
>Then have to deal with that crazy Apophis in the Hind-D

How much hell does can one man go through for some Kobold tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870995
>>12870961
>Ummm... O-okay hello internet. I lost a bet to of my friends and now I have to narrate.... Pornography...
Say the title.
>O...okay... I'm going to be describing... "Nekopara volume one...."
stiffed laughter is heard in the background
>Sh...Shut up! You're the one who's making me do this you pervert!"
Your choice was drinking milk and lemon juice together, playing paintball with no gun and a target strapped to your rear or mystery box and you chose mystery box so get narrating.
>Uuuuu.... I'll get you back for this, mark my words....
>O....kay so this is neko para, a hentai game about... catgirls and cake... Uhh...Oh god.. oh god what on earth....
NARRATE!
>Oh...okay allready! The man is squeezing the one girl's b...reasts, while the other girl is... licking her...crotch....
MOAR DETAIL.
>I'll get you back... Mmmark my words! So the first girl is french kissing the man, and the... oh... other is sucking on her clitoris....
>She's squealing a..and her... Thighs... Are shaking... And she keeps saying "m-master... Give me mo...more of your f-fluids..."
I regret not installing a facecam.
>Uuuuuu.... Why did I choose mystery box, paint ball with frozen shot is better than... This....O-h...Oh oh oh god what is he doing with that cucumber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872667
>does can
Holy shit, I need more coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872667
>How much hell
I think you know the answer to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872667
>X

What console did you play this on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872681
meant for >>12872645

[Anonymous No.]

is wincest allowed in the mge canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872683
What are you new? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872685
beyond father daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872643
>>12872630
>>12872625

I'll never understand why you faggots let Fallopian Tubes get you into loving P'Orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872683
Yeah? Damn straight it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872681
Anon, don't sperg. I can't be expected to remember what button I mashed in the 90's.
>>12872689
I always loved them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872689
I'm a femdomfaggot, and even I can appreciate their masochism and that bountiful softness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872693
P'Orcs are switches, you can still get your femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872681
>>12872682
Probably PC?

>>12872674
>>12872667
>Take down that bothersome Apophis
>Suddenly invisible hog pile in the elevator
>Then have to fight that Hellhound, again, in a god damn blizzard
>Poor bitch never saw those Nikita missiles coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872687
All wincest is allowed, but the only way to have monster wincest is to dick the daughteru or have a sibling/family member corrupted into a monster, since monsters can't birth boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872683

According to the world guide books, there is zero incest taboo. Just the opposite, supposedly teaching daughterus incest is wrong just makes it seem naughtier and encourages them to get the D from daddy more.

It also says that some waifus treat daughterus and competing MGs for the husbands affection... but others openly encourage their daughter to enter a polygamous relationship with their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872697
Or be adopted by a monster girl, which happens in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872696
>Nikita

You fucking Casul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872698
But wait
Because of monogamy magic, wouldn't dicking the daughteru just prevent them from ever finding their own husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872699
That's not incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872702
With no males being born in MG realms, and only a 50/50 split of male/female being born in non-MG realms, there's going to be a huge shortage of males anyways. So it's not like having multiple girls to one man is going to cause population problems.

Particularly with MGs which are totally immune to the negative genetic impacts of incest, for whatever (magic) reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872702
Their father becomes the husband.Do you seriously not know this by now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872702
>monogamy magic
No such thing
Only Unicorns obsessed with it
Other can ride thousand of dicks before finding husbando. Almost all profiles say "they fiercely vagina the men blah blah but when they find husbando blah blah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872635
>Keeping rapey asshole MG's away from my beautiful buttocks
Truly waifu tier.
>>12872670
"Okay oom, who's the best girl?"
>C.....coconut mai...ʷᵃᶦᶠᵘ...
Say it louder!
>Coconut... Mm-m-m-m...My... Waifu!
"louder!"
>COCO-NUT MY WAIFU!
A person walking past on the street looks at her through a window in confused curiosity.
>ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᶦᶰᵈᵒʷ⋅⋅⋅⋅
You do it.
She walks over to the window, blushing beet red and closes the blinds.
"So why is coconut best girl?"
>Because she's tall.... Her c....curves are proportionate and very... A-a-a-a-arousing, and are perfectly magnified by her...L-l-lllewd and exposing tigh pants, tight top and.... ᵀʰᵒᶰᵍ...
>Her m...Multicolored eyes are cute and attention grabbing... And her.... White hair draws attention to both her face and more than...A-a-a-a-mple... Br... Breasts....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872708
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872708
>Trusting the reading ability of someone who's post is riddled with grammar errors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872701
God forbid we be tactical about things

>>12872696
>Get down deeper into the base
>Weird, Master Pharoah is really talkative lately
>Suddenly stronk Yeti ambushes you in a freezer
>Goes on and on about pulling your ears
>And pulling other things, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872716
I do hope you helped kobold companion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872714
He's not wrong though, the way it's written certainly allows for slut MGs, pre marriage, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872720
KC has pretty much made it clear over and over that it isn't the case, except maybe with the bicorn. He goes on and on about "becomes addicted to the husbands dicku" and "can't think of anyone else", etc. Which kind of discourages the idea of casual sex among MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872731
Because KC is a master writer and his setting has no plot holes whatsoever. NTR is not allowed, nothing says casual sex in not.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monstergirl to terrify me,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872741
Fearboners are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an ocelot cat girl who loves spaghetti western. I want to watch her do tricks her revolvers. And I want to console her after she gets her other hand amputated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872741
>that place

NOPE!

>Steve Carrel NO.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872737
Well, between zero canon references to having sex with multiple partners before marriage, and so much reference to one-dick-4-lyfe -- the most reasonable conclusion is that there isn't real casual sex in his setting. Just because he doesn't out right say, "MGs never ever ever ever ever ever have causal sex" it doesn't mean it isn't heavily implied.

Of course, I respect your ability to have whatever you want in your own personal headcanon, but don't try to pass it off as the norm or MGE canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872753
>between zero canon references to having sex with multiple partners before marriage
I think the succubus profile implies that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872638
>>12872667
>These posts
>All the other posts pertaining to these posts
>Not a single other anon has said it

All of you are disappoint.

>Psycho Mantis
>Not a Mantis girl

Also I could have sworn the original MGE Mantis only had blade arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872758
Dibs on the lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872716
>Take out Yeti with claymores and pot shots
>She tells you one of the hostages earlier was actually Decoy Doppelganger
>Huh, who knew?
>And that Lich that shot you full of nanomachines is a traitor
>Master Pharoah says so so its gotta have some merit
>Finally uncover Metal Gear TarREXque
>...Sweet Hathor that's a big robot

>>12872746
Just be careful dude, she'll get a purple donor hand and go cuh-razy from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872764
Lizardmen are surprisingly underutilized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872757
And Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872753

Implication is not confirmation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872731
>After gaining spirit energy, IF they fancy a man, they’ll bring him back
>Because of this, most of the men they catch will be released, but MANY of the men assaulted by them
>uses him to satisfy her body’s sexual desires. Afterwards, IF she is pleased with her catch, she will bring him home and marry him
Almost all profiles say it one way or another. They rape many guys before they find a husbando.
There is some who take the first guy as husbando, like yandere Shirohebi or someone you need to beat first like Salamander, fire mouse etc but they are in minority

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872783
Liliraune as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872779
I want to utilize my underutilized dick by utilizing her underutilized utilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872779

Because they're kind of boring, but that's my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872741

http://i.imgur.com/zT9nbSA.jpg

>"You shouldn't have come here, Stalker~."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872757
>>12872783

Fair enough, but in my defence, those were among his earliest works. I think there was also a reference to the Demon Lord having multiple husbands (or maybe it was one of the highest Lillim? It's been so long).

But since then KC has moved the setting much more strongly towards hugboxing and true-olev, and has since retconned many of those references (but not all) out.

I'm not sure if they're still in the canon or not, since it's not unusual for KC himself to ultimately produce as many as 3-4 versions of an MG profile over time. But I could very well be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872791
Jabberwock and Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872798
>since it's not unusual for KC himself to ultimately produce as many as 3-4 versions of an MG profile over time.

So alps can be not gay again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872796
Remove Bloodsucker from premises

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872795
You think of them as lesser Salamanders I suppose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872796
>http://i.imgur.com/zT9nbSA.jpg
NNNNNNNNOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872798
>I think there was also a reference to the Demon Lord having multiple husbands
What. She's married with the first hero or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872807
I personally prefer the regular lizards because I like their more composed personalities better, and their hands and feet aren't as ludicrously oversized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872807

Yeah pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872796

The fuck is this shit even supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872711
Dat teasing. It's wonderfull. Please go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872812
>not wanting to feel a Salamander girl's big soft lizard feet on your dick
fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872817

>He's never played S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872753
>zero canon references to having sex with multiple partners before marriage
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bicorn
>If a Unicorn has sex with a non-virgin or if her husband cheats on her
>Any other girl that mentions sex with men that isn't straight husbandoing

Why people put so much effort into talking with authority out their ass about this stuff then backpedalling over it.

>>12872757
Not specifically, that's just what thread shitposting wants you to think cause >hurr insatiable NTR sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872819
I GOT A REPLY!
HOORAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872798
Nah, new entries also have the "they satisfy themselves and if the guy strikes their fancy" part
And the Demon Lord always had only one husband, the guy who was supposed to be the hero of humanity, so you probably think about lesser Lilims like Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872796
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
It's cheeki breeki time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872802
>>12872791
>>12872783

Sad thing is I had had the idea of doing a Kejourou prostitute being freed once for a story, then I realized how hamfisted and melodramatic that is.

Jabberwock and Liliraune a shit, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872827
>KC has pretty much made it clear over and over that it isn't the case, except maybe with the bicorn.

Try scrolling back at least a one or two levels before you put foot in mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872836
I'd cheeki breeki all over a slav Jinko bandit.

God why is vidya with monster girls so fun sounding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872778
>Purple donor hand

"Doc where did you get this big hand from anyway?"
>Hmm? Oh it's from our regular donor here, she loves to give to charity
"I'm sorry Doc but a "regular" donor?"
>Perhaps it would be easier if you obser--
A evil grin appears behind the doctor floating in mid-air
"Something behind you Doc!"
Doctor Lich calmly turns around
>Impeccable timing as always Cheshi
>Anon, this is Cheshi, she's our best donor here
"A best donor? I don't get it..."
The grin stays put as the rest of the Cheshire's body materializes
>Want to see a magic trick?
"..."
She holds up her hands, obviously about to do the pull thumb trick
"I've seen this before"
She goes through with it anyway, grinning all the while
Her thumb comes "off" as you roll your eyes
She grabs your hand and puts something in it
She then holds up her hands with both thumbs still attached
>Tadah!
Realizing you're holding an actual dismembered thumb you toss it in the air
>Hahahahhahahahahaha
Smug Cheshi disappears

[Anonymous No.]

>Your otherwise calm and composed robutt waifu will never overheat from intense frustration in a cute way while playing Gradius

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872829
I'm sure you'll get more anon. Never be discouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872827
Are you a retard? Read all posts above you. There are dozens of examples of pre-marriage rape
But after finding a husbando all of them become 100% loyal. Even succubi, probably
So there is no NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872838
>Jabberwock and Liliraune a shit

Them's fighting words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872843
You can't have daughterus with Robutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872778
>Climb the big ass robot, and near the control room
>Apophis is talking to that Ocelot girl about their plans
>That nerdy Oomukade that made the robot is giving you a call on the codec
>Wait, you gotta do what with the PAL key?
>...mother fucker
>Mother Fucker! Fucking cat bitch just shot it out of your hand
>Climb back down the robot
>End up having to wrestle some irradiated mouse chick who thought the card was food
>Good Hathor, please make the Kobold tail worth this hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872843
I want to ruin her concentration by cumming on her lower back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872711
>>Keeping rapey asshole MG's away from my beautiful buttocks
thats cause she wants them for herself anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872850

You can always adopt/build one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872850
Yes you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872852
There is bullying and there is just being an asshole
You are an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you recieved these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872857
That actually looks somewhat disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

remember to join the local riot knight chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872853
That fine, we are married and it was consensual. She can grab my butt as much as she wants so long as I can grab hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872864
Ship them back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872798
The Succubus' book profile hasn't quite retconned that out yet, but it is more of a general profile for describing the changes monsters underwent rather than the Succubus in particular.
The Baphomet's only change is the mention of her having the best vagina of all monsters.

> I think there was also a reference to the Demon Lord having multiple husbands (or maybe it was one of the highest Lillim? It's been so long).
The Demon Lord was always monogamous and so are her daughters. Any man that looks at them becomes infatuated, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872850
Integrated organic conception and incubation systems built within the robutt.
Dunno where the egg itself would come from, though.

>>12872864
Depends. How dumb are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872861
Suddenly I'm reminded of that South Park episode where they play an MMO so long the mom has to deliver them food on command while they play.

Except now, it's inject them with more spirit energy instead of feeding them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872864
Make a centipede narrate it in great detail.
>>12872670
>>12872711

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872849

What's fighting words? That I have a different opinion than you do and don't like Jabberwock or Liliraune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872839
That's irrelevant to the point.

The point of not talking absolute shit as if you have the slightest idea what you're on about. Bicorn is an easy example of the text that was quoted in my post. The fact that it was already mentioned should have pre-emptively discarded the point. Well done?

>>12872845
How does that contradict anything I said? If you mean the second reply bit, learn to read.
>Thread shitposting
>Hurr insatiable NTR sluts
How the fuck do you see that as a genuine opinion and not implying the thread is full of shitposters that will have you believe something that isn't correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872864
Make room for them. I'd let them sleep in the boxes, but I'd get lots of soft things so they could be comfy. Maybe even remove a wall from both and tape the boxes together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872868

Aye aye, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872864
Fuck off I just started playing this.

They're so adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872865
>shinki pregnancy
>disturbing
Next think about how these 6-inch dollies get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872864

Offer them drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872872
>The Baphomet's only change is the mention of her having the best vagina of all monsters
KC stop being so biased please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872880
Is it good? Should I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872880
COCONUT.
BEST.
GIRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872877
Nobody said anything about NTR, only pre-marriage sex. Pre-marriage sex can't be NTR by definition

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872885
It seems alright.

I'd give it a pirate for the uncensored version, although I'm only on Chapter 2 and now struggling to load a save file that now isn't there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872877
>shitposters

Except no one's affirmed NTR is a thing, merely that multiple men, before marriage, based on the world guide and some profiles, is a possibility. So yes, learn to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872873
They are very intelligent, but very obedient too, but to a certain point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872876
That's how it works, are you new to humanity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872509

Mini MGs, ya say...

>Sittin' at the kitchen table, enjoying your morning coffee.
>Well trying to, anyway.
>The fuzzy little... spider... girl... thing latched to your wrist let's out a panicked "Gweh! Gweh! Gweh!" and starts kicking her tiny little legs into the air when you try and lift the mug to your lips.
>The other that was trying to jump on your hand when you were going for your toast earlier jumps and grabs one, trying to pull her sister down to safety.
>Now there's two of 'em dangling there.
>Bring the cup to your lips, twitch slightly as the one on your head anchors herself down with your hair.
>Sip, swallow, put the cup down.
>Ms. Headmaster chills relaxes, but buries her face further into your hair all the same.
>Wrist is now stuck in a double-quadruple leg-lock and hug, a lot of nuzzling is going on down there.
>"Gwehehehe..."
>Gotta talk to the landlord.
>This Ushi infestation's getting a little tiresome.
>"Gwehee..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872880
Ero has changed.
I wonder, are any of the girls yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872896

Doesn't change the fact that I don't like them one bit. Hell, I don't even like futa but i'm not going to sit here arguing about semantics as to why I don't like certain MGs because I know people will get in a tiff if I call something beloved like Hell Hound a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872900

The game senses window movement and reacts accordingly in game with jiggle physics.

Well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872888
I don't know anon.

Vanilla seems pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872283
>My theory is he's trying to build up a buffer for when The Phantom Pain comes out

In June-July.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872864
Fuck cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872912
non. Coconut is tall and curvy and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872889
>>12872892
So I need to spell this out really slowly, okay.

>I think the succubus profile implies that
>Not specifically, that's just what thread shitposting wants you to think
Now, if you don't know what happens any time succubus is brought up in the threads, you need to lurk more.

My point was the profile says nothing about them specifically going after multiple men, they're as monogamous as anything else, it's just thread shitposting likes to jump in and imply they're turbosluts that will NTR you at a moments notice.

I fucking swear people being too stupid to understand basic english context themselves is the reason we have most of this shitflinging about "interpretation" of shit in MGE and why it's worthless to get involved in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872885
The 2.5D technology looks very good and original, makes character much more "alive" than usual 2D
Art is alright
Translation is total shit
Plot is below average

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872915
That's the idea anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>After a monster assaults and has sex with a man, in the case that the monster liked the man, she won't release the man afterwards. She'll want to keep him at her side, continuing to have sex to gain mana. In this way, when a monster really likes a man, her instinct ends up recognizing him as her husband. Only female monsters exist, and human men are males to them. They do get married, but to monsters being married isn't just emotion and an agreement. Their interest and lust for the man who becomes their “husband” swells. They become extremely fond of the odor of his sweat, and the taste of his semen, and it highly arouses them. They end up having even greater “appetite” “lust” and “affection” for the man. On the other hand, their lust and interest in other men grows thin. Their mana tastes bland, or even disgusting. And then, they stop acknowledging men other than their “husband” as males or prey, and they only seek and have sex with their “husband.”

There. Casual sex absolutely is a thing. The first guy they fuck doesn't automatically become their husband. Now stop arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872917
Is that the one with two different eye colors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872912
Is Vanilla the flat blonde? She looks perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872902
Are you trying to trick me? And hellhound is shit, I don't know what you're on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872921

Seriously though, why should it matter if you're not their first pick?

If anything that makes it more romantic, of all the guys in the world that they have met, you're the one she wants to spend the rest of her life with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872915
Gladly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872923
That's the one.

I'm also getting the feeling she's a carpet muncher.
She's still cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872918
You lurk more, succubi don't cause nearly enough fighting anymore, Amazons and pseudofuta hyena girls are the new hotness to shit on.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a monster girl do if the guy she assaulted turned out to have erectile dysfunction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872918
And NTR dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872897
That sounds adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872918
But you are the stupid one. Original post said >between zero canon references to having sex with multiple partners BEFORE marriage
>I think the succubus profile implies that {they have sex before marriage}
You are the first guy who mentioned NTR
And I can't remember last time when succubi were shitposted. It was months and months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872932
I like Amazons AND Succubutts too.
>>12872934
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872884
Prepare yourself for the world guide dedicated to the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872926

Because muh purity, muh virgins. I'm not even arguing the point because I want sluts to become the norm, just to have the option to have them without people blowing their stack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872934
He'd just eventually end up with an oomukade, girtablilu, manticore or other venom-administering monster girl who can cure his condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872864
Be a not retarded jap MC and actually fuck them instead of masturbating like that beta faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872942
Do you want a medal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872952
>not retarded jap MC

Is there such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872851
>Hike your ass back and forth in the base for that damn card's trick
>Finally finish with the last PAL terminal
>...what
>No seriously, what the fuck?!
>MG TarREXque just got activated
>Why's Master Pharoah calling?
>...that fucking bitch
>That crazy Apophis chick pulled a fucking Clark Kent on you
>This wouldn't have happened if the codec wasn't monochrome
>She's going on and on about you being siblings
>Dad musta really got around
>And out his dick into crazy to boot
>TarREXque goes down pretty quick, surpisingly
>Stinger Missiles really are the sh-
>Mother fucker are you serious?
>Fucking robot is still alive
>Suddenly Cyborg MILF kitsune combat buddy outta nowhere!

>>12872914
Nigger have you played an MGS game? With how many cutscenes TPP is going to have, he'll need a buffer that long

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872952
>actually fuck
Haven't played this, but I'm pretty sure that there are sex scenes in this game. Or do you mean to tell me that he's fapping every time, and all the sex is just a figment of his imagination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872925

Why would I want to trick you? What if you want to be tricked?

Perhaps, the question is not why and what, but by whom do you want to be tricked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872934
Just assaulted?
>tough luck, kid
If it's a husbando answer is MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872943
I feel that the MGE is in desperate need of some sort of Neutral faction, comprised of both humans AND monsters.
>>12872953
Da.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872961
...
Get the fuck out of here Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872954
There was a long time ago but not any more no.
>>12872959
Its from one of the doujins, guy has two horny cat girls one room over and he's masturbating alone. There is no better example of beta faggot mc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872897

>You'll never search your things for old Lego sets you played with when you were a kid
>You'll never find a handful of pieces, clean the dust off them, and set them down on your computer table for your tiny monstergirl to play with
>She'll never glance at the toys with curiosity, and then look back at you, unsure of what to do with the pieces
>You'll never teach her how to build things with Lego, demonstrating how to attach one block to another by building a simple chair and table set with a couple of pieces
>She'll never be amazed and overjoyed with your creation as she sits on the little chair you built, fit for her size
>She'll never spend the rest of the day building all kinds of things on your table as you go back to using your computer, occasionally stopping to give her a hand whenever she asks for help, be it to lift her up to a higher level so she can place a block, or to carry a couple of pieces to a new location on your table
>She'll never build a simple, yet cute little house, using up all the blocks available
>You'll never decide to make her even happier by bringing home a brand new set you bought for her on your way back from home the next day
>She'll use the pieces to make a mosaic of you holding hands with her in a sunny day, as a token of gratitute for you giving her such a wonderful gift

I could go on with this but then I'd have to call an ambulance or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872955
>MAGNIFICIENT, ONII-CHAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872963
>I feel that the MGE is in desperate need of some sort of Neutral faction, comprised of both humans AND monsters.

Ilassa army when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872964

Do what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872969
Is Ilassa actually neutral in any way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872954
Akatsuki, Issei, Kaze no stigma guy, the guy who from that one anime where his classmate claims to be his knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872963
Elementalists and the Cult of the Snake God have both humans and monsters, but they're pretty minor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872965
>doujin
Eh, and what doujin has to do with the game? It is the same girls, but completely different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872872
>Baphomets are known to have the most amazing vagina of all monsters. Even a man who fancies adult women will totally fall as a lolicon after getting one taste of them.
God I fucking hate KC
Fuck him and everything he stands for

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872973
>the guy who from that one anime where his classmate claims to be his knight.
Color wars? I think he impregnated three of them at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872972
Well, not really, but it's the best pick i can find..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872934
Demonic energy or poison if the girl has venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872934
Depends, probably one of the following:

-The MG injects a vemon and forces it up.
-The MG takes him with her and fixes his problem with a potion from the local lich.
-The MG lets him go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872976
That's what I'm talking about, I really don't give a crap about the plot when there's two sexy cat girls involved, its the same girls from the doujin so they're related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872922
ses. It's weird but I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872973
Right, that's 4.

It's a start, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872989
5, Minase from Bible Black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872966
Too late anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872955
Twin Snakes was shit.

I wish I had a Webm or youtube link of Snake flipping over that fucking door right around the parts you're describing.

Not to mention different VAs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872990
I would aruge he's a tool, but i'll allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872993
i need more of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872986
They are not
Doujin is like 5 years old and game came out few days ago
It's just a draft, MC and the plot completely different

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872995
>a tool
So would you be if there was a crazy bitch with UNLIMITED POWER threatening to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872971
Get your ass up and away from me. Understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872979
I think anon was talking about Denpa Teki na Kanojo. It's a crime that it was only 2 episodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872973
MANkoto is pretty cool guy who is so alpha he fucked ALL his female classmates
Too bad he ended on nice boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872990
6, Glorious Onii-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872993
I'm probably the only one who actually likes her big hands and feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872966

My God, what have I started?

We're gonna need bigger hospitals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873002
But Anon, I have the power of manliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873003

But why would my ass be near you? Hmm?

Perhaps you're letting the cold weather get to you, Anon. Maybe you'll want to bundle up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872993
Greg Eagles was the best Gray Fox.
Rob Paulsen was an okay Gray Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872979
I don't know, title was in moon. Basically you have this surly live alone faggot with like one friend. One day this junior student approaches him and she tells him he was her king in a past life and she has found him again to be his knight and protect him. Soon after, murders start happening and he investigates them with her. That's as far as I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872955
>Cyborg MILF kitsune disables TarREXque, pulls you off to the side for some chit chat
>She says she's the one who killed the Lich's parents
>...just how old is she, really?
>TarREXque reactivates, Cyborg MILF keeps fighting it
>Apophis manages to pin her against the wall while she's shooting wildly
>Cyborg MILF pleads with you to fire the stinger
>It's no good, you can't do it!

>>12872993
It's slightly more bearable once you realize Twin Snakes is Raiden running through the Shadow Moses VR mission

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872963
Pharaohs, but they're currently more concerned with restoring the kingdoms of the desert to their former glory. And it only takes a single bite from an Apophis to ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872993
>booty handle
>bob shields
>pie maker

Why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873008
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873017
LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873022
Because Trolls are powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872969
>>12872972
>>12872981
>There's never any mention of the monster lord's older daughters 1-2 (I think?)
>Lescatie Nation is known for being the world's second most powerful nation
>Lescatie's principals focus entirely on purity (Let's call them Cold War Russia)
>One of the older Lilim's secretly rules over the most powerful human nation in disguise
>They focus more on acting natural, sex is never prohibited and at times encouraged (Cold War Murrica)
>They are happy, enjoy fighting, enjoy fucking, and in general enjoy life so MG pussy is not as enticing
>Each nation opposites to one another from basic standpoints
>Deruella Druella Druela Deruela will eventually get into a fight with her older sister
>Stalemate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873022
>all those faces

I want to punch all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873012
Being crazy is no good if you're stupid about it. What's stopping me from grabbing your tail and pounding your ass till you need a wheelchair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873029
>punch
Is that some new slang for irrumate until they faint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873032

What indeed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873026
Huh? What are you saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873023
I want them all over my dick, and cover them in semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873033
No as in I want to take my fist and punch them in the nose.

No loving, only pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873036
I wanna give her a hand and foot massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873039
Why would you want to hit smug girls? You should rape the smug out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872930
coconut still better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872979
>>12873004

Yep, that's the one. Blonde guy is the "king" and the faceless girl his knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873028
It's time for us humans to make a stand.

And by make a stand, I mean kick everyone in their stupid vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873041
I do too. I'd also want to suck on her fingers and toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873045
Yeah I just got to her.

She seems pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873036
>>12873041
>>12873050
How would a Troll react to being told all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873051
I like tall girls better, and that's why coconut is so olev. Not like, absurdly tall, but around my height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873053
She'd begin to stutter in Norwegian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873053
>"N-No, please, i-it's okay. You don't have to...make me feel better..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873017
>Twin Snakes is Raiden running through the Shadow Moses VR mission
Not him, but I already know Raiden ran through multiple simulations of the Shadow Moses incident, though, where in the Twin Snakes does it hint at that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873034
Oho! Bereiten Sie Ihren anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873046
>faceless girl
How many loyal husbandos has she NTRed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873035
The Patriots Anon! They control everything.

They decide which monster girl is mayor, who gets the shotas, and where the money goes.

They are watching you anon, deciding what and who your waifu will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873067
>The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo Anon! They control everything.
You're scaring me.

[Anonymous No.]

God I want to be an Onis cuddlepump.

Maybe lick her abs clean after a long day of work too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872966
HHNNNNNNNGH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872996

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873076
too cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873064
She actually does have a face, it's just that she wears her face in front of her eyes while she's in "knight mode".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873076

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873017
>Apophis finishes off Cyborg MILF
>But TarREXque's cockpit is now open!
>You take your revengence by pumping stinger missiles into that purple bitch's smug face
>Explosions everywhere, suddenly blackout
>Wake up on top of TarREXque
>Apophis is somehow still alive, rambles on about genetics
>...where the fuck did she learn genetics from, wikipedia?
>Bitch wants to fist fight, gives you some incentive with a bomb next to that sweet Kobold tail
>Its a tough fight, but you clock that smug bitch right off the giant robot
>Disable the bomb, Kobold is still alive, thank Hathor
>Make your way out of the base, jacking a jeep and zipping by Genome P'orcs left and right
>...are you fucking serious?
>Apophis bitch is back in a jeep, shooting at you
>This chick is harder to kill than a slasher villain, seriously
>Crash in a heep outside the base
>Apophis bitch is somehow still ali-
>Hnnng!
>...nevermind
>Ride off into the sunset on the most convenient snowmobile ever with your Kobold waifu
>Find out later the Genome P'orcs are looking for you, their new leader, as you defeated their old one
>...Win?

>>12873059
It's more of a fan theory, but it makes sense. Look how Snake moves around in the Twin Snakes cutscenes, then look at how Raiden moves around, especially in MGS2. Fucker's flipping everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873067
Solidus was the real hero
Snake and Raider are fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873080
>that heart

Holy shit I never noticed that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871784
Loli Chimaera? I am okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873079
>her face

Her hair goddamn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873072
It's the sex economy anon.

They send out the male prostitues, funding their projects off of the whores and cuddle pumps.

They sell the aphrodisiacs and toys, keeping you in the bedroom. Too drugged to see whats happening.

It's up to you to end it anon.

>>12873088
Snake had a hard life and Raiden is an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873090
She only wants to love you. Why do you reject her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873096
Because she's not a Hathorite. And I'll be damned if I marry outside the religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873095
I'm using prostitution as a business to get elected, so I can end prostitution as a business!

[Anonymous No.]

can I get soemone to hit me up with the ophy images?

In the meantime, have a neon cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873096
Because she's scary, maybe if she took me on a few dates I'd think about it, also.

>heart thing on her hip
I'm fucking blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873100
Lookee here.
There's also that image of a Manticore getting milked next to an unamused Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873101
I was wrong, you're not greedy....you're batshit insane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873080
>>12873096

I wanna pat her head and tell her that she doesn't need to have a rapetrain facade to get to know me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873108
That is not a Hathorite Manticore, nor is that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873064
I doubt this girl would do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873113
Don't give .Less ideas now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873100
Would you really let religion get in the way of love? I'm sure she would accept your praising aswell. Perhaps you could even convert her!

>>12873103
Well thats normal in MGC isn't it? First you go on a few dates assuming it doesn't end in ra- tender loving after the first one and then you decide whetever you want to take things further with her. Remember, while there is truth in all those stereotypes, in the end everyone is an individual and thus mostly different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873115
Why not? That's a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873116
Manticore shill pls.

I'd rather lick an Onis abs than go out with a Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873115
I would never give less an idea, good or other wise he'd just fuck it up somehow.
>>12873116
She'd have to convert first or at least show that she really does want to convert for my sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873119
I suppose it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872758
>filename
nigger what?
https://i.imgur.com/u4RW4ZY.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873115
I don't know, I think it's a solid idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872783
>>12872791
>>12872802
Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873122
>rather lick an Onis abs
That's a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Yup, there it goes. It's gone. Dead. Broke.
My heart can take no more.
HNNNNNNGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873122
I actually prefer kikimora's. But all monstergirls deserve love, manticore's included. I dont see whats wrong with Oni's though.

>>12873123
So you would actually go on a few date or two with her to find out then? You are a good open minded man anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135

This is nice. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873124
When will ashesanon come back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
why is her stomach triangle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
Where are these collars mass-produced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873136
>all monster girls deserve love
You know that's wrong right? I would have to know that she wanted to convert first and now she was serious about it before even considering dating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
Jesus christ careful what you do with that image, it's dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
This time the collar really is for her.
...Holstaurus, Vanilla Dragon and Alp please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
>No exclamation points on her stomach
>Anubis Collar2
There had better be another one with the exclamation points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
Call an ambulance, my heart feels like it's about to rupture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873080
>hand pussies
>footpussy
But those are paws, she can't get you off with those

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873140
They're made by Dark Elves in Santa's Workshop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
Where are her exclamation mark tattoos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
>no gold decorations on the collar
You had ONE job.

It's absolutely fantastic and adorable. Great job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873136
>But all monstergirls deserve love
Nope. Just like not all humans deserve it
Or you are willing to date matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873076
I'll keep complaining about this until you stop using the one without a punchline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873144
>This time the collar really is for her
What. It looks the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
>No stomach markings
Cosplaying werewolf/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873152
Those weren't tattoos, just her skin shining from oil/sweat/Anubis butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873144

You think asking Luth for new stuff everytime he delivers is gonna make him angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873161
Fine, I'll just sit quietly in the corner and cry because I can't have the things I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873161
If he's like a writefag then he likes the attention because it shows people actually like and want more of his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873156
I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873164
Now you're thinking like an adult.

Vanilla Dragon would be sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873156
I was expecting that answer. I'm sure that just like there are ushi-oni lovers out there, that there will also be people out there that wish to date a mantago.

Live example here:
>>12873167


Note: For the stability of the MG population and the prevention of riots these dates will happen in a quarantine zone outside the city.

>>12873142
I'm suprised that there are still people out there in this day and age that are so narrow minded. But I respect your choise. Have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873174
Would she be a blonde with straight-bangs twindrills and a modest chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873179
Naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873150
Big meaty paws, uhh, finds a way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873179
>blonde with straight-bangs twindrills
No, I like the default Dragon best.

>modest chest?
Breasts are breasts, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873187
But you can't have a himedere without drills!
>Ohohoho! Henceforth you shall belong to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873157
>Tits
>Instead of snuggle-lumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873187
>default Dragon
What's that, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873192
>himedere
Who the hell would want that? That just screams domestic abuse..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873156
>>12873167

Would you befriend a human girl who's been infected by Matango spore and stay by her side until she's cured?

She WILL recover from this, god dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873135
GJ luth
love yer stuff
always looking forward to more

Stay based!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873194
But the comedy comes from the subversion of expectation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873196
The one shown in the MGE profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873174
Vanilla Dragon? You mean a dragon with just the wings, horns and tail, and no scaly arms/legs or clawed hands/feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873201
I remember a manga like this
granted
it was a horror manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873159
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873199
You don't get to tell me not to like that!

[Anonymous No.]

How about a vanilla dragon that doesn't have massive claw hands!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873201
Yeasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873196
>>12873206

What >>12873205 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873212
how about a dark elf in a dragon costume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873206
>>12873212
What is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873218
>liking huge ugly claws
pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873211
You can like what you want.

I just know I wouldn't last a day without cracking her in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873212
You mean

BIG MEATY CLAWS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873201
Yeah I will. No one deserves to be turned against their will. I'm sure a skilled lich can help her. they can right? right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873205
I think she's pretty boring with that generic animu long hair and I don't like the way she's almost naked. I like my dragons elegant with nice clothes and a himecut or drills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873219
>Not liking huge ugly claws

You looking for a fight m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873220
>hitting a girl in the face because she's bratty
I hope you realize what a despicable piece of shit you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873218

Big honking huge claw hands
vs
More human sized claw hands

I am going to go for the second option

what about you guys??

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873207
What manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873219
>Not liking huge claws or big meaty paws
Hoo boy, time to pop that popcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873223
I like it, wouln't want to overdesign her.

Besides, having a complete reference is easier for the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873225
..So, should I check my privilege now?

[Anonymous No.]

>You had made it through lunch hiding in the janitor Kikimora's closet while all the monster girl students started a massive food fight to make the boys of the school change clothes, and so that they could record them via hidden camera's in the bathroom.
>And now it was time for your club activity on the Monster Girl knitting club, a formerly disbanded club that you revived in order to get out of PE ran by Coach Anubis, and Coach Centuar who harassed you about the way your body was growing, and that you should start special training with them from dusk until dawn (Which wasn't going to happen).
>Entering the revived sewing you took seat on the couch, and stretched out your legs ready to fall asleep, and when you wake up continue knitting your tiny pair gloves you've been working.
>But as soon as you closed your eyes a knock came at your door.
>Telling the person to come in, you saw several archanae's from your PT class enter caring tiny kits, and papers asking if this was the Knitting Club.
>Saying "Yes.", they told you that were now officially your newest members by the order of the Principal & Coach Anubis. & Coach Centuar, and you were to show them the ropes.
>Sweating you knew this was the worst possible thing to happen to you as no MG's were suppose to join this club.
>And coming up with something fast you told them that today you concluded a private meeting for yourself, and started to leave claiming the club was closed today.
>But as soon you got close to the door several of the archanae's grabbed you, and pulled you back in claiming that's no good as they need someone with a lot of experience in knitting.
>And then you letting out a tiny whimper you knew this was going to be a very long, and traumatic experience as one of the archanae's closed the door to the club room.

Just another day at the Monster Girl Academy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873226
I like both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873230
No. You need to think about what the world would be like if everyone just beat each other up when they were annoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873226
Human-sized claws a best. Big meaty paws just make it hard to manipulate objects, suck as dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873225

>not hitting a brat on the face

You're enabling her to become a spoiled, entailed brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873237
A beautiful world where no one annoys me.

Jeez guy, no need for the hard sell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873231

It would be kind of a dick move if they raped him at this point. The poor guy just wants to bug out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873243
And I hope you lose your testicles painfully before you reproduce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873226
Big and meaty.

Always big and meaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873246
I hope you are some day educated what parenting is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873246

Well i hope you don't reproduce, North America is already filled to the brim with lazy, entailed, narcissistic pieces of shit already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873250
Muslim please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873226
Big and meaty.

Large paws were meant to be massaged.
>>12870719

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873250

Not him but at least the principle is sound. That's what spanking and caning are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873246

>Letting a spoilt kid do what she wants just because she's a kid

Not him, but that'd definitely not advisable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873237
So much fucking better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873231
Or maybe you don't act like a wimpy little bitch and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873255
Those aren't even large. They're quite small compared to MGE Anubis' paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873252
>North America
Don't worry about that.
>>12873260
And how does actually punching them in the face make them grow into a better person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873253
>Parenting makes you muslim
you've got good grades, don't you?
>>12873264
They stop acting like little shits because they don't like being punched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873108

Fucking Fallopian Tubes and his stupid ramblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873242
Human-sized claws also look way better. I only like monster features when they still have some kind of feminine beauty to them, and big meaty claws definitely don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, we are going over to the Mermaids indoor pool , want to come?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873263
They're big enough, as long as they're larger than human-sized paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873261
Meaning that YOU would likely get beaten up pretty badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873231
>opening a knitting club and not expecting archanae's.

He had it coming.
What would be the safest club to join anyway? You'd atleast expect the monstergirls of the book club to be fairly calm no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873262
>Or maybe you don't act like a wimpy little bitch and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873231
I would die from dehydration, as I would start crying the second the door is closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873269
>Not appreciating the juxtaposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873276
Ok sure, why would I want to go to new mexico anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873271
S-Sorry, the Shark Girls from my swim club are taking me to the beach.

I can't really refuse them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873271
>Indoor pool
But I can't swim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
>book club
There's lots and lots of raunchy books in the world anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873273
Are you an idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873278
>liking ugly features for being ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873269
I agree. Big meaty paws/claws are not attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873285
I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a martial arts master who can't be beaten up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873286
>Implying.

You wanna try that again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
In my own opinion if you don't want to be raped by Lichs in the book club. The safest club would be Archery full of elves, unless the Amazons are a part of the team then you are going to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873269
I like big, meaty, fluffy paws, but I'd prefer my dragons as human as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873284
Yeah but the MG's in that club would likely be the more timid type no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873278
I never understood this. Do you people think that by making the inhuman features REALLY inhuman, it makes the human features stand out more or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873286
>Implying your wouldn't want meaty paws cupped around your face, covering both sides like fluffy earmuffs, before bringing you to her face for a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873297
Maybe a human girl would be your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873296
I don't think the archery club would be a good idea in any case. The normal elves and centaurs will probably leave you alone, but the dark elves won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873231
>not a rape victim counseling club

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873298
The timid type that seethes with lust and then goes crazy when the dam breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873264

First, you warn them to stop misbehaving, and that you'll only warn them once.

Second, you ground them if they refuse to comply, making sure to confiscate anything they were having any sort of fun with and leaving them with nothing so they'll realize that you're not fucking around. Make sure they don't get any ideas either by checking up on them from time to time.

Third, if they still refuse to stop being little shits, or even try to harm you out of spite, the use of deadly force is authorized. Beating should only be used as last resort, but it should never be discarded. Sometimes, pain is the best teacher.

But none of this is monstergirls, right? Let's just chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873297
Isn't "as close to human as possible while still retaining enough inhuman features that you can immediately tell that she isn't human" the ideal configuration for most any monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873302
Something like that, yes.

Aside from that, I also think they're pretty kewl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
Is there any club monsters couldn't corrupt? Chess club would become strip chess club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873292
Name's Mitsurugi, remember it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
Tea club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873314
I dunno, I feel that if you need to stick deliberately ugly bits on a girl to get someone to focus extra hard on her attractive features, she probably wasn't that attractive to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873296
>The archery club full of elves
>Those delinquent dark elves that you see at school go there as well
You better get on the good side of those normal elves, or you're going to learn some new things about your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873311
>the use of deadly force
Please consult a therapist, or better yet, commit suicide immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
Gardening club.
Just remember to refuse if they want you to plant seeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873164
I'll cry with you anon.
So many ideas, so little artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873264

Just to be clear, when i said hitting i meant slapping (a small slap, not enough to cause a concussion), punching a kid is abusive >>12873243

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873298
I heard Lich-senpai is in the book club. I sort of like her.

D-Don't tell her that, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873320
I disagree, but to each their own.

I was gonna talk about the "Artistic" part of all this, but nobody wants to hear that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873315
A club that isn't full of manlets.
"Ok girls, this is computers club, which is just a fancy word for sitting around and having lan parties after school. You're free to join as long as you don't destroy anything, or go around raping people."
>Ara ara, you hopless computer geeks should be thankful for our proactive dat--OOOF
And without another word she is escorted from the room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
this club
>>12870728

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873316
You sound tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
Martial arts club. Git gud and you're safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873310
Yeah you are right. your best bet to not get raped is to simply be taken. Time to start talking to that cute kikimora in the other class.

>>12873318
That is a one way ticket to rapeland. The teaclub is mad hatter territory.

>>12873315
Atleast you would stand a chance there no?

>>12873325
Dryads are pretty direct though no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873329
Just to make sure, you don't feel attracted towards the monstrous features themselves, right? You just like them because they "look cool" and make the sexy bits "stand out"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873318
>Polite, refined MGs like Dragons, Vampires and Kikimora.
>No rape, maybe a bit of flirting, but just relaxing drinking tea.

I could get used to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873324

It was a joke nigga. Went right over your head. I even used military-esque talk to make it more obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873333
>literally a man with tits
How can people like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873328
Too late anon. I already left a note on her desk when she wasn't looking.

She got a smile on her face after reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873325
>The head of the Plant club makes a project to grow the biggest, most beautiful plant with a pack of seed. Whoever wins gets to take over as the head of the club
>Everyone gets their seeds and must have updates on progress once every week
>No one tells you jack shit when they give you a pack of "special" seeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873325

Mantangoes. You would be pretty fucked if one of those decided to show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
Occult club. Only creepy antisocial nerds and magic users join that. Plus you'll be able to learn magic as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872711
I'm surprised you didn't get more replies. That was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873341
I've read Discipline, I know how this goes.
>there's aphrodisiacs in the candy
>there's aphrodisiacs in the cookies
>there's aphrodisiacs in the tea
You're gonna fuck like bunnies.
>>12873342
>more obvious
There are so many people who use that kind of language and actually think like that that it's not obvious at all that you were joking. Poe's law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873341
>Dragons, Vampires and Kikimora
I was thinking about Holstaurus and Kejorous but >>12873338 made me remember about the mad hatters.

Tea club is a no.

Siesta club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873331
That will work till a dormouse joins. Atleast the rape will be the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873340
I guess.

If I was to imagine her woth normal hands and feet, it would seem "bland" to me, like there's something missing.

If that makes sense..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873357
As long as you don't look at her non-human parts and go "I want that on my dick" it's all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873354
Christ, you guys are creaming your pants at the thought of being raped arn't you.

Imma found my own club, called the "people who don't get raped in this room club", and we're gonna have beer, hookersjk and no sexual assault cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873360
I want horse pussy on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873340
Not him, but I for one am attracted to everything comprising the whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873360
Depends on how good it feels/ how safe it would be.

Don't really have a frame of reference though..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873346
W-what note?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873352
Haven't you ever seen Bible Black? You gonna get raped in occult club too. Except it will be by lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873361

This man has the answer. I wanna join this club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873333
Try me. You'll be in Hell, long before me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873086
Win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873368
The PDGRRC, now 2 members and counting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873347
What kind of seeds are these "special" seeds?

>>12873336
Yeah this will work once you git gud. But till then you'll be a toy everytime you get beaten.

>>12873355
See
>>12873338

>>12873352
Being surrounded by liches, witches and dark elves isn't going to end well.
Though it would be my personal choise since magic is the first thing i'd want to learn if MGC were reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873370
Enjoy the 60 years you spend as a paraplegic then.
>>12873367
But anon, it was the occult club that got raped, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873360
What if I want a non-human part on my dick, but only because it belongs to a monstergirl who gets my dick anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873360
I don't find the monster bits sexy by themselves, but I do think they make the girl sexier and that they look cool or cute, and I enjoy the thought of her pleasuring me with the monster bits because it's exotic and different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873373

Can I bring guns and vidya, mang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873379
You HAVE to bring them, there's no funding. Also I would like to make that 3 and counting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873376
>>12873378
These guys get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873355
>>12873374
Quoted the wrong post, meant:
>>12873356

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873379
>guns
I figure it can't be any worse than the mg's shit so go nuts

[Anonymous No.]

I want to join the gardening club and hang out with Plant Monster Girls and the Dryad club leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12871973
>>12873231
Why the hell are these boys attending this school if they don't want to be raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
>Safest Club to Join

The Photography Club.
The girls are perverted, but far more interested in voyeurism than out-right rape. They encourage nude posing, but much prefer being photographed to entice than do any raping themselves. They also subtly encourage masturbation in the Dark Room, but like to watch. Only a little bit of molestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873361
>The club is mostly consisted of shut ins
>A quiet and shy Oomukade that mostly just plays on her 3DS
>A Dormouse who just sleepwalks around and gives people drinks
>A Lich that just reads books and manga lewd manga
>A tomboy/delinquent Salamander that was forced to join because something something school something something parents
>A Gazer, I'm sorry, a Chuuni Gazer who thinks everyone is her minions and likes reading comic books. Darkseid influenced her chuuni Salamander hates her guts because she reminds her of her chuuni phase way back when
>And you, Anon
Boom, we have a 12 episode comedy harem anime with two OVA's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873381
IT'S GROWING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873374
Depends. Either, and god forbid, Matango seeds, or Alraune seeds. Hell, even a Lilialraune seeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873390
Happy to help man! I've got experience with this kind of thing you know! Well, not experience, but training. I've got training for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873394
Even worse, Venus dicktraps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873389
there are three of us now! I have friends!
>Valerie and lego anubis are active members and build all their stuff here because it's the only place where they can find some peace and quiet
>Junko participates as well, but she just sleeps in assorted places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
Join the delinquent club, and just never show up. That way teachers won't be on your back, because none of them show up and if they do it's just to smoke in the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873366
Nothing special, just a little note that a specific anon with your description and name in your class might have a crush on her but is too shy to admit it.

Don't worry anon, you'll make a great couple. I saw her happily packing her bag with various potions, try not to drink too many at your first "date'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873389
Kunoichi who is pretending to be a TOTALLY NORMAL human girl.

Keeps trying to jump anons bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873397
Basically, it is all on how good of terms you are with your fellow clubmates
And what day it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873400
>never show up
What, and miss out on Cromartie with MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873361
I want to join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873389

>Harem

Fuck that, I'd rather be that one Anon that sits on the couch and sleeps all day, not giving too much of a fuck about my surroundings unless I'm pulled into other people's shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873375
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873406
The whole point of the Delinquent club was to negate clubs by never being there. If you're ACTUALLY going to go, that club is the most likely to see you raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873406

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873388
>That one Crow Tengu who you see sitting in a tree taking photos of your through your window.
>That one Tanuki paparazzi-wanna be who manages to take pictures of you doing something lewd, selling them to the news club occasionally.
>You one day read in article in the newspaper 'Photography Boy likes Fluffy Tails'. You're approached by Kitsune, Wolf Girls and Anubis alike for several days.
>>12873361
You would get several bonnet tipper Lizard Girls or Centaurs who want to white knight you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873413
Cromartie. With MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873407
Go ahead, it's an open roster for humans.
>>12873410
it's like a harem with no sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>The Monster Survival Club
>Parkour.
>Endurance training.
>Hiking.
>Camping.
>Surviving innawoods.
>Krav Maga.
>Cardio.
>Cardio.
>Cardio.
>So much fucking cardio.
>Teacher is a chinsmoking madman covered in scars.
>His human wife packs him adorable little lunches. Sometimes makes extras for him to share at club.
>His human wife is scarier than any MG you've ever met in your entire goddamned life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873394
Well mantago's are spores, and forbidden since that big riot a few months ago. Did you know that any male occupied buildings are now forced to stock gas masks?

But Alraune/Liliraune seeds seem like a real possiblity. Though won't that just grow the plant without a female in it? Or is there some yandere MG that is planning on pulling you into your homegrown alraune plant with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873422
Now I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873387
Why are you on this website, when there's people to make friends with outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873417
>You would get several bonnet tipper Lizard Girls or Centaurs who want to white knight you.
Fine with me. If then can keep their fluids in their pants they're in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873402
>A Dhampir who everyone mistakes is a guy Salamander has some awkward times with her
>A Dragon who mostly shows up because she wants to abandon the royal snooty life and just relax
>A Medusa who is tsundere for Anon but doesn't want to admit it, even though EVERYONE CAN SEE IT
>A Wurm who's there because, well, no one actually knows why she's there. she just shows up and has fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873422
There would totally be a MG counter club to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873429
Does the Wurm go
>C is for Cookie!
Every time there's a bunch of reaction shots from everyone?
>>12873432
>Alright ladies, today we learn how to track Human Boys in da woods!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873429
This reminds me of Manny the Manticore, who would do her best to disguise herself as a dude. A hoodie for her ears. Long sleeve shirts and gloves. Tail shoved down her pants. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873388
Safest club to join so far.

>>12873417
And the one with the most potential shenigangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873417
I would pose for the newspaper's centerfolds if they paid me. I would even do it for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873434
>OH GOD THEY'RE IN THE TREES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873402
>jump anons bones.
I'm sorry what

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873406
>Cromartie with MGs?
Well it looks like I have my new club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873434
>Does the Wurm go
>>C is for Cookie!
>Every time there's a bunch of reaction shots from everyone?
More like everyone else is shocked and she's just having fun doing something in the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873439
Best P.E. class ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873417
>Crow Tengu Photographer

Aya is that you?

>>12873429
MCs Loki-Valkrie sister who keeps trying to protect her precious onii-san's chastity.

Wings going dark briefly whenever she talks about her precious brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873440

Metaphor for sex. Bones like boner. Jump like hop on his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873432
>The Proactive DatingCclub
>Cardio
>Cardio
>Cardio
>Stealth
>Cardio
>OPERATION
>How to successfully "sabotage" a relationship
>Seriously guys, that other club's pushing cardio really hard. You lose track of him you're booted out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873440
He meant to say "Keeps trying to jump anon's bones."

"To jump one's bones" means to have sex with a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873449
If she does it in the classroom, or without his consent, I'm kicking her out.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe no one's suggested an anime club yet. Maximum pussy deflector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873445
>Valkarie sister always seems bubbly and likes to talk about her onii-san
>The temperature begins to drop when she talks about seeing him with other woman, especially that Medusa

[Anonymous No.]

Which Monster girl would most likely put on weight, other than Cow

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a religious club? With Valkyries and Angels.

Or Dark Angels, Dark Valkyries and Dark Priests

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873452
That might actually be popular with MGs, they'd pretend that they were members of a fake dude's harem and WERE THE BEST GIRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873422
>>12873447
Having those two clubs would lead to a hilarious rivalship of both clubs trying to constantly outtrain and sabotage eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873452
>Implying humans wouldn't be the only ones into anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873454
Trader you fucking fatty enabler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873446
>>12873449
>>12873402

As long as she doesn't do this in the club, we're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

So, does anyone know when is this coming out or if it already did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873442
>Wurm always seems happy 24/7, even when no one is doing anything at the end of the day she says she had fun with everyone
>Turns super serious when something bad happens, or when there's an issue or drama, even dropping some knowledge and psychology lingo
>Surprisingly, the Lich gets along with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873444
>Manage to outrun other male students.
>Turn your head back and laugh as they get tackled by Wolf Girls, Harpies and such.
>Run full on into a thick sticky web.
>Panic and try to tear yourself free.
>"Nonononononono"
>An Arachne starts scuttling down with a little smirk on her face, flexing a piece of silk she has in-between her arms.
>"NONONONONONONONO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873452
You are going to get plenty of oomukades and other shut-ins there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873466
Th blowjob faces looked hysterical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873466
Isn't she like super submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873469
Rejoice! If you do well enough, you'll get to go compete against the team from the other school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873467
>tfw she's the one who makes a breakthrough with the Salamander who has issues with her parents
>Reducing her to tears by simply telling her "It's not your fault."

They don't look it, but Wurms are good companions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873454
Dormouse

>>12873450
Get's found out and kicked out.

Shows up the next day wearing a wig, new clothes, fake contacts, and changes her speech pattern.

An endless cycle of her getting found out and kicked out happens.

One day an actual human girl joins up but everyone thinks she's the Kunoichi.

shes not. The Kunoichi is hiding in the ceiling tiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873476
>Winning school gets raping rights for a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873483
Oh god, something like that manga where the girls are there to keep the boy's stress levels low and they're getting fucked all the time? WE HAVE TO WIN!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873476
>That one Wolf Girl on their team who everyone says is going to be the next Tracking Champion.

Why didn't I just intentionally lose like the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>Rape club and Men's club challenge each other to a duel
>A month long boxing competition with both sides hacking at each other
>Most fights just devolve into a huge mosh pit of MG's versus toned HB's.
>winner gets to have his/her way with loser.
>Mg's go for rape, but men usually humilliate the loser, by shaving their heads, making them wear ridiculously over fancy clothing, give humiliating speeches, or let the paintball club have their way with them.
> "No rape allowed" clubs from both schools also "compete", but they mostly just play land games and sleep through the competition in a shared room.
>>12873479
Tell the damn principal that if she doesn't piss off, I'll have her forced to wear one of those absurdly un-lewd 18th century dresses to school and wear six pairs of underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

I liked this People Don't Get Raped In This Room Club idea, I wish my uni had a club for chilling and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873478
>An episode where everyone discovers the Wurm's secret talent
>The salamander, because delinquent, starts making a psychology service, even rivalling the schools guidance counseller
>The rest of the club, who were aprehensive about it in the beginning, start to like it a bit since they were making money
>Even though the Salamander is rolling and bathing in the gold, the Wurm seems to be downcast
>"Oh cheer up squirt, we're making plenty of cash here! we're rivalling Dr. Phil with all this cash money."
>The Wurm looks at her with a saddened expression
>"But I'm not having any fun."
Cue the rest of the group seeing the error of their ways, everyone refunding everyone their money, to the protests of the Salamander, and everyone learning the value of friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873413
>It's time to pick the clubs. It's "Cumpulsory." your senpais inform you with a leer
>There are a bunch of stalls with various coloured banners and mascots, packed full with drooling tits and asses, wings, tails claws and fluffy. And a couple of happy dicks
>But you know better
>Those will be broken men before the term is even out
>One kiosk catches your eye though, precisely because it shouldn't
>It's boring
>No effort was put into it at all, and unlike the other menageries, there's just a single human girl with a wooden sword and bandages all over her
>The stall doesn't even have a name
>You head over
>"The fuck you want, bitch?"
>The girl finally snaps after ignoring you for fifteen minutes. Well, that's cool. A club this small, no one would even notice it if you never turned up.
>That's the only thing which stopped you from turning the fuck around and walking away the moment you realised that this girl wasn't human.
>She's an angel
>Like, literally, halo and all, thing is, her halo has grey bled into it and instead of floating above her head, she's got it wrapped around her bicep like some kind of torc, and her wings have been torn off, long scars show across her back, peeking out like sin from beneath her bandages
>You look her over once more for good measure
>"You one of these clubs?"
>"Haha, what you lookin' to join, bitch boy? We might not look like much, but this here is the throw away club for all the delinquents like me. We've got real bad bitches like Onis, Ushis and wolves, and you wanna shack up with US? What, do you just want to be some one's slut?" She licks her lips and leers at you, "I can help. Get under this table if you wanna join, and show me you're worth it. Otherwise, fuck off."
>You think her offer over. Not very hard, though. You take a pen out and write your name onto her stand.
>"That's my name, I'm signing up." you toss the pen aside, "Your responsibility now."
>You jam your hands into your pockets and stalk away

[thegreens No.]

>>12873504
>>12873361
http://pastebin.com/e5aQARcv
Please keep going, I like everything that is going on here. If this isn't a thing I'm gonna make it a thing.
I wish I could draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873459
"Why are you here if you have a boyfriend?" Watch her crumple into a pile of spaghetti and jump out the window.

>>12873470
Maybe put a limit on how many members of a particular species can join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873506
Delinquency sounds rather interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873417
>Approached by Anubis for several days
This is happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873514

I'll bring guns and vidya, who's bringing the beer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873527
>Watch her crumple into a pile of spaghetti and jump out the window.
UHHHHHH
what
>Maybe put a limit on how many members of a particular species can join.
THAT'S WASIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873466
>shotashit getting NTRed and castrated
>fat old men rape the shit out of grills
I'm eagerly waiting for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873535
Isn't there an MG that lactates beer? We could get her in the club.
Though, admittedly, it might not be such a good idea to bring alchohol into a club devoted to intelligence, self control and simple pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess that's one way to avoid rape. Just start dating a Monster Girl you like.

She'll probably be incredibly lovey-dovey though. Calling you boyfriend, talking about which bases she's reached with you and so on.

Would be sort of embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873538
>NTRed and castrated
I'm disgusted but interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873541
No drinking in school

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873541
Shack up with an Oni.

They down the stuff like water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873545
Fine with me man.
>>12873549
Again, maybe bringing alcohol isn't such a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873549
is oni sweat alcoholic by volume? Can I get drunk by licking oni sweat off her abs?

[Anonymous No.]

'Ello there chaps!

I heard you are partaking in discussions about monstrous women.

Mind if I join in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873546
It's something involving guillotine action

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873534
>"I understand you, uhh... Have a thing for fluffy tails."
"Yes Anubis-senpai."
>"J-just don't let it get in the way of schoolwork! It's my duty as Student Council President to make sure you're focused!"
>She walks past, tail swishing uncontrollably, it's the first time you think you've seen her blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873554
Absolutely mysterious stranger.

I completely trust you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873541
Onis probs sweat weak alcohol.
Would you lick your Oni waifu all over to get buzzed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873554
Go ahead madam. No rape allowed in the no rape club, or the members of said club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873452
>The Legendary Anime club
>No one knows of its existence, but for some strange reason the school seems to be paying for a lot of imported packages and shipments
>Like figurines, body pillows, Gunpla, the works
>When asking people who read manga or watch anime, they don't even know what you're talking about
>But you, the leader of the Adventurer club, are going to find the legendary anime club, see its riches, marvel in its beauty, and be known as the hero of the day
>You, that Thunderbird who likes the complication of traps, that Lamia that always dresses as Indiana Jones because you do, and that Hobgoblin who you found in an adventure and joined you
Cue a 13 episode mystery comedy adventure with two OVA's and a spin off series

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873538
>rape, guro and NTR
Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873545

Hmm, I wonder.

>see a Thunderbird mg chatting up a storm with her clique.
>"Hi, want to go out this Saturday?"
>"Sure"
>Spend the rest of school year having a casual relationship
>While mocking the single guys who run all over like scared rabbits
>You're simply laying on the couch with her watching tv while she tries to charge her phone with her mouth.

That actually sounds pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873545

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873561
This is getting weird man
>>12873564
The entirety of the "No Rape Allowed" club watches your adventures on a flat screen, waiting until you get screwed up the anus by a futa or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873553
Most-likely. All that sake seeps out of the pores in their skin. They don't really feel the effects, but you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873564
>hobgoblin solves her problems with gratuitous use of goblin minions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873560
>>12873562
Capital, but I do prefer to simply observe..

Do not mind me taking notes, they are simply for..research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873553
>>12873561
>oni licking mind
I like your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873536
If she has a boyfriend, why is she hanging out in a locked room with a bunch of guys half the day? She needs a better lie.

>THAT'S WASIS

Trying to save room is racist? Do you know how long Oomus and lamias get?

[Anonymous No.]

>Not being the school slut
>Not starting the Rape the Human Boy Club
>Not being an incubus before the first semester is over
>Not having all the other human boys hate you and constantly try to start shit with you
>Not being protected by the monster girls who had a hand in raping you into an incubus, having developed a lot of affection for you
>Not having a lone human girl decide she wants to fix you and save you from those monster girls who have now become almost a harem
>Not corrupting her into a succubus and adding her to your following of monster girl lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873506
>You hear her huff, but she doesn't lowerherself down to a retort. You make it out of there unraped, and hopefully with a new club.
>A few days later, all the clubs and the new members have been announced. It took a bit of doing but you finally found your name and your group at the bottom left
>Fifteen names in all, yours it the only male name. You wince as you hear people around you talking. Seems you've made some people curious. Who is this badass who joined the delinquents? Who is this slut so eager to pump his cum even the misfits would do? the questions and the rumours vary, but the one thing you're thankful for is how common your name is.
>That and you rarely if ever willingly give your name.
>So hopefully no one picks up on the fact that you're that guy.
>Weeks pass
>You finish your math class, repress a shudder at the blue Oni teacher leering at you, shoulder your bag and leave
>Survival is fucking tough, man. You're too smart, you call attention to yourself
>You're too dumb you call attention to yourself
>You straddle the middle line too well, you call attention to yourself
>You sigh deeply and wish you could just disappear, turn invisible.
>Occupied you nearly miss your Angel-Senpai waiting at the school gates, the throngs avoid her.
>She looks bored, but her eyes scan every face. you make to duck away, but she catches you
>Heads turn as she approaches you
>Fuck
>"What do you think you're doing?"
>"That's my line, slut. You join a club full of bitches waiting to fuck your brains out, and never show. what are you, a fag?"
>"Yes.I.Like.The.Dick." you deliver in a jerky, robotic tone"
>It just pisses her off, she slams the hilt of her ever present sword into your sternum, and grabs you by the front of the shirt as you buckle over. A crowd is forming. Not good.
>"Learn your place, shithead. I don't like jokes. Now answer."
>You shrug in her grip, "What's it to you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873575
Oh why that's perfectly fine.

Now about those Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873561
Are writing something that involves that, Harblador?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873541

Hm. Good point. As for the self control, I'll keep the guns in check at all times, and only bring blanks to school.

Also, how about

>A Chesire Cat that likes to play obviously non-sexual pranks on people
>Draws on the sleepy Anon's face when he's dozing off
>Inverts the Analog input on the Wurm's controller before playing vidya with her
>Scares the shit out of the disguised Dhampir with a rubber spider, making her squeal in fear for everyone to hear, awkward silence follows as everyone else stares at her in bewilderment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873554
Sure thing fine gentleman. We were just about to why Deruella is the worst lilim and monstergirl. Feel free to take a seat and voice your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873447

>Be an Oni.
>Swolle as fuck.
>Run into some short-arse kid in the hallway one day.
>One of those dorks from the survival club.
>Easy on the eyes, though.
>Politely inform him he's your boyfriend now.
>Little shit starts running.
>Grin and give chase.

>Half an hour later, he's still going at a full sprint.
>You're keeping up, but can't quite close and take him.
>Starting to realize how much your SWOLLE body actually weighs.

>Four hours later.
>What the... how the FUCK is he still going?
>He's not even fucking TIRED.
>You feel like you're gonna fucking die.
>You're not even sure if he's in front of you anymore, you're tripping so hard on a runner's high.

>Six hours.
>Six. Fucking. Hours.
>But you've got him.
>He's running straight towards a cliff face, no way out.
>You've got him.
>You slow the pace, secure in your impending victory.
>YOU'VE GOT HIM.
>...
>...What.
>He's... he's climbing it.
>He didn't even stop.
>And he's going so fast...
>Hunched over, sucking in the precious air you need, you feel a whimper escape your throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873590
I wasn't, but now I might.
Do you just assume any Suika poster is me or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873573
>An episode where Anon tells the Hobgoblin that she can;t just have her Goblin horde solve all her problems
>She counteracts by saying he can't have the Thunderbird solve every puzzle and trap for him
>They make a wager
>In the end, Anon discovered that traps are painful, and the Hobgoblin can't function without help
>They come to a draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873554
Sorry, mister, but you are mistaking
This is clearly a thread about monster boys
I will show you the door

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873588
>>12873594

No no, go ahead, I am simply dying to hear this..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873582
You're the biggest faggot I know.

I hope you go alp and never get a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873545

>She'll probably be incredibly lovey-dovey though. Calling you boyfriend, talking about which bases she's reached with you and so on. Would be sort of embarrassing.

How DARE she!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873582
>become the only incubus in school
>NTR all the gfs
>create your own NTR harem
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873545
>Would be sort of embarrassing
Sounds adorable as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873569
>>12873582
12873595
Boy it's wonderful in the No Rape Allowed Club.
>>12873575
Take whatever notes you want, but if you make a move I'll light your mustache on fire.
>>12873593
>Inverts the Analog input on the Wurm's controller before playing vidya with her
You. Fucking. Bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873595
Why do I suddenly expect the survival club members are somewhat adept at Hamon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873604
Are you certain?

These fine gentlemen here do not seem like the kind to indulge in vulgar fantasies..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873609
But anon, all men are sluts, are you saying not you're not a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873575
Deruella, drop the act. We all know it's you.
Go home to your daki fort already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873583
Continue.
>>12873602
You really love your Suika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873608
Well I am saying how absolutely wonderful it would be to have a Lilim wife.

They look absolutely adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873621
My, whatever are you talking about?

>>12873623
I agree sir, what fine tastes you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873610
>"So have you two tried anal?!"
>"Kyaa~ not yet, maybe soon I hope!"
>"You should give him a blowjob, totally! I'm so jealous!"
>"♪♫~I love my boyfriend soooo much!~♫"

I'd either die of embarrassment or 'HNNNG'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873608
Actually, my fellow friend here brings up a good point. We already widely discussed this fact earlier and results were conclusive back then. There is no need to discuss this again.

Instead we shall discuss kikimora's today and why they are so wonderfull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873602
I don't think suika is of legal age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873604
Is there a reason you can't go to /a/ with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873604
Need I remind you, Fujoshit-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873620
I know I'm a man.

I'm just not a slut like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873548
IMPLYING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873633
But man and slut mean the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873632
>what are jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873629
..I see.

Do go on I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873638
Maybe to you, but man and slut are two very different things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873622
Suika is lovely. So's Frederica, but it's more difficult to post her since she doesn't have visible dragon bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873234
Those hands are just right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873618
>Survival club member doing a Zeppeli style seated jump
>Or using the Hamon to run straight up walls.
That'd be pretty cool. Imagine the look on a monstergirl's face when they chase one into a dead end alley only to turn the corner and see their prey charging up the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873638
Monstergirl, pls go.
This is probably why you don't have a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873627
Thank you for agreeing with me.

Now, you wouldn't happen to know a Lilim would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873647
They're each as big as her face. That's too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873583
>She sighs, and drops you to your feet, flicking back her long blonde hair with silver streaks as she does so
>"Some of my girls want to meet the newbie. And I'm the only one who's seen you. So obviously I'm the only one who can tell you. It's not 'anything' to me, so don't go getting your dick hard."
>You look around and scowl, "Well now you've told me. And now you're not the only one who's seen me, so yeah. Good fuckin' Job."
>She goes to smack you across the face with her sword, but you lean back faster
>The sword sails over your head, and overbalances her, clearly she wasn't expecting you to dodge, and put a lot of power into it
>She stumbles forwards, and in your minds eye you see her fall ontop of you, and blush as you invariably put a hand out to catch her, and end up groping her tits. Which are quite decent, really. Most angels you'd met were on the smaller side, but this girl is like a mix between a valkyrie and a holstaurus.
>You really don't need that shit, so you take that flag in an iron grip and crush it, by stepping to the side, and letting her stumble forwards
>In retrospect, maybe you should have simply taken the blow
>Now you've embarrassed the big bad infront of a crowd
>Oh boy, time for your special skill
>You feel your powerlevel skyrocket, the atmosphere around you warps and twists as you deploy your super secret technique, handed down to you by your grandfather
>You play dumb, and walk away
>Briskly
>You're a good few meters away by the time she's spun around to face you, and at this point she'd just look like a thug picking a fight
>She's got more pride than that, you hope.
>You chance a glance over your shoulder, and sure enough, she's stalking away
>You round the corner and book it. The worst thing about that situation wasn't the angel, but the crowd. Say she beats you up, you're easy rapebait
>Say you beat her up, you're a trophytarget
>Say some one so much as notices you.
>In this town, that qualifies you for rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873595
>/k/ - A magical place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873561
Another day in the No Raping Allowed Club, or NRAC "enrac"
>there's this new kid who's been in the club for a week, and the only thing he does is lick this short oni girl.
>That's it.
>It's not rape, so it's fine, but it's been making that akaname girl embarassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873654
Tiny dainty hands wouldn't look right on a dragon, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873645
I've never heard of a man who's an an addict for the V. Even the "pure" ones are pretending not to be sluts.


>>12873652
Why do you assume that? I just now what I am, and what all men aspire to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873658
Why does this image fill me with hope for the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873632
>MGE/EMG anime
>doesn't exist
Squid boy is the best boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873653
N-no, I have only ever heard of their unparalleled beauty.

Mary, things are getting too hot in here, you better have all of that recorded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873663
Well you're posting with one.

I ain't no addict to no V.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873387
>implying minors have a choice
>implying they have rights
they do, but not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873643
Clearly they are the best monstergirls. They are most teasable and lovable. Besides that they are submissive and won't rape you at all! The fact that they will keep your home clean and love watching and whenever possible helping you improve yourself is the icing on the cake.

What else could you possibly want? Any retorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873655

Getting good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873514
you are missing the part where wurm and salamander have an emotional moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873654
No it's not. That's about the perfect size for inhuman hands.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a couple of months since you moved into a new town. You've been enjoying life and working your hardest to fit in when suddenly your succubus neighbour pulls you to one side, you pray to everything that's holy that she's not going to rape you but it turns out she just wants to talk to you about your harem that you've been too dense to notice. Now you're aware of it you realise you have the choice of pursuing:


1) The tomboy Goblin. She's always been inviting for for drinks, ddr sessions and morning runs but you never knew her true intentions until now. She's a little taller than most goblins but still rather flat chested, she also has a thing for wearing a tank top and shorts combo most the time. Now you think about it she does tend to blush a lot around you.


2) The shy Shirohebi. She's so nervous that short sighted people might mistake her for an Albino Oomukade, despite her stuttering and problems with eye contact she's always tried her hardest to talk to you about her hobbies which mostly revolve around reading and cooking. She's a little on the “healthy” side but only slightly and has breasts others of her kind would envy.


3) The tsundere Anubis. You've never been sure if she likes you or hates you, she's always on your case about something and blames you for everything that goes wrong. She does invite you to play video games and go clothes shopping with her every so often though. Oddly enough she has her hair tied up in twintails, you've never seen an Anubis with a hairstyle like that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873663
I haven't even SEEN a V!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Tomboy Goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873675
Not at all. This is very eye-opening indeed.

That motherfucker..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873677
Oshit
IM ON IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Tomboy Goblin, though I'll admit Shirohebi was really tempting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873655
Splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873672
Oh well that's a shame.

Because I'd plow a Lilim like there was no tomorrow the mere second she gave me the okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Anubis, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873673
And yet you'll posting online about all the lewd things you want to do with a monstergirl. That's a very slutty thing to do.
>>12873681
I'm sure you can ask some nice young ladies to help you with that. They'll be happy to cure you of your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Shirohebi
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873694
It truly is..

Why is this guy looking at me like that? Weirdo..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873647
Would you let her jerk you off with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Shirohebi all day. She can cook for you while you repay her in dicking, both of you getting fit along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873628

>You hang you head in extreme embarrassment, staring down at the ground while blushing as she talks of lovey-dovey, heart-attack-inducing things
>"Hmm? What's the matter, darling?"
"It's... nothing, really."
>"Come on~! You can tell me! I'm your girlfriend, after all~! Eheheh, said it out loud again~!"
>Your face is redder than a tomato at this point
>"...Honey...? Don't tell me you're... embarrass--"
"I-I'm not embarrassed! Stop it!"
>She stares at you in confusion for a couple of seconds, then stifles a giggle
>"Aaaww, my little Anon's embarrassed~!"
"I-I already told you I'm not--"
>She yanks you into a tight hug, rubbing her cheek against yours lovingly
>"You're so cuuute~! Look at you! Your face is beet red~!"
"H-honey, please, n-not in public! People are staring at us!"
>She doesn't care one bit, cute cuddling ensues regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873687
Very good! With that todays club session will end. You fine gentlemen with the moustache, since you are new here i'd like you to bring us a short written paper with various example showing why kikimora's are the best monstergirls for the next session. Now i'll see you all next week! Have a kiki-tastic day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Goblin ok, shirohebi ok, not fond of "health" but whatev.

TSUNDERE. A. SHIIIIITTT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873698
That doesn't mean I'm a slut anon!

You're the slut here, not me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873415
This made me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873707
S-sure, it will be done.

kiki-tastic? I'll break your pelvis for that, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873704
Anon, you're going to kill me
I am on the death bed for crying out loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873704
>hugging your husband in public

How low could one girl go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873704
Male tsundere x lewd female a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Is "Trying to love all of them" an option?
Because I feel terrible for ignoring their feelings but I'm too much of a coward to break two of their hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873718
>Male tsundere
I wish we had more of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12870567

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873715
Dear sir what are you mumbling?

Oh I understand, you're mumbling about how Kikis are hands down the softest and most huggable monster out there, much better than a Lilim or whatever.

Well no need to be shy about that, talk as much about the wonderful maids as you want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873655
>You make it past a block or two before you're sure no one it chasing you. Feeling good about yourself, you double back and actually head to the direction of your home, moving in the shaded, low visibility areas as you'd grown accustomed to
>You open your front door, and diveroll inside your home. A thick, sticky wad of web flies over your head, and a trapdoor slams into the front door.
>The web would have blinded you, and had you taken a step back, that trapdoor would have flattened you, and left you open to ambush
>"Ara, you're more alert than usual today. Did something good happen?"
>Out of the dark gloom, your big sister appears
>Eight glossy black legs support her torso, her flaming dark red hair spills all about, ruffled like she'd only just woken up in time to set the trap. Which you'd confidently bet was the case.
>She skitters forward, arms spread and you accept her hug
>In a rare display of exhaustion, you simply sink into her arms and sigh deeply.
>"Oh, what's this? Are you okay? Did something happen?"
>"Ugh, yes and no." You break the hug, "Mum home?"
>You're adopted. At times you question the logic behind allowing a single mother adopt a young boy, but it turned out well enough
>You escaped with light molestation at the hands of your bigger sister, but nothing serious. She's got a real playful side, so you're slowly becoming more alert to your surroundings unless she leave you hanging from the ceiling for hours
>She goes to college but still lives at home
>Speaking of, the place is dark, and feels more like a spider's den than a real home. Strands of web hang all over the place, and your mum and sister get real mad when you clean them up
>Your mother in particular, she pouts and demands how else she can check up on you every second of the day.
>You leaned that sneaking in this household never works. It's not enough to just avoid stepping on the spider's thread. Just the airflow is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873725
We do, they're in that 'No Rape' club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873727
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873727
I want to hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873720
You don't want to end up on a nice boat do you anon? Charon's boat to be precise, trying to take all of them is asking for tragedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873728
Yes, you are exactly right.

Now, if you do excuse me, I have to take my leave.

"Better than lilims" huh? We'll see about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873725
No please.

I'm told so often about how tsundere I act every time I hear the word I want to soak my head in jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873727
What a pitiful existence, being among the mundane and forgotten monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873728
I don't know about Kikis but certainly holstaurii are.

All that health makes them squeezably soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873720
You can just say "Eeh, nandatte? " and ignore all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873275
Chemistry club.

No no, hear me out here

>Currently has only two members
>Club leader is a lithe Apophis who wears Tye-dye and knit beanies
>Always talks about Terrence McKenna books and spiritual stuff
>Has a sketchbook filled with her own strange doodles
>Her friend, and the other member of the club, is a Manticore with a bit of health
>Always wears striped wool hoodies and rose colored glasses
>She likes talking to the gardening club now and then for tips and tricks
>She also makes sure the club mini-fridge has something good to snack on
>The two cannot understand why no one wants to join when they're one of the most relaxed and laidback groups in school

At best, you could probably catch a nap in the club room and not have to worry

At worst, the Manticore might want you to come home with her so she can show off her organic garden, and share the fruits of her labor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873744
Still better than Seaslime or the Crackball.

Never see them mentioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873727
Her breasts look so soft and warm. Like if someone found a way to make pillows out of lava.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873738
Have a good afternoon good sir, and remember.

Lilims are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873740
If only you could be honest about your feelings..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873729
Aww shit, here comes Onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873557
>Unable to resist the temptation
>Reach out to give her swishing tail a single quick stroke as she walks by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873744
"H-HOT! IT'S HOT! IT'S TOO HOT!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873762
>She lets out a short, high-pitched 'WAN!' then grabs her tail. Looking over her shoulder at you, blushing even harder.

Anon you sly dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873679
Video games with an Anubis does sound nice.
Though I think her twintails look silly. How'd she react if I told her that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873756
What crackball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873760
I am true about my feelings you alp.

You're the one calling all men sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873727
I wonder what it'd feel like if she cooled down her entire body to be firm and cold, and then raped you like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873773
Kesaran Pesaran

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873767
>Blush in response to her own red face
>Apologize, say you couldn't resist
>Ask her if she'd like to go somewhere after school
>Try not to die of happiness if she says yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873716
>>12873717
>>12873718

>You're in front of the movie theater one night, waiting for your monster gf to arrive for your date
>Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
>Suddenly, someone pokes your shoulder from behind
>You turn around in bewilderment, wondering who jus pok--
>Before you can even react, she gives you a surprise quick peck on the lips just as you turn to face her
>"Ehehe, gotcha~!"
>You didn't even register what happened until a few seconds later
>She just kissed you on the lips
>In front of EVERYONE
>You can HEAR some of them going "D'awww" as they watch
>Your face begins to turn red as you begin to register what just happened
>Embarrassment status: FGSGFSGFSGFGSSGFSFGSF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873779
None of the fairies are discussed here. There was also Lin-something artist fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873781
Sounds like he belongs in enrac.
The succubus girl would probably look up from her books whenever the two would come in just to get a good chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873785
Leanan Sidhe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873785
Leansidhe

She at least gets talked about a tiny bit because KC's wandering scholar has one as a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873752
>setting foot in a manticore's house

Protip: Manticore means "man eater".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873729
>Your room is a safe zone though. Don't want either of them feeling the "air flow" being stroked up and down every night.
>"She won't be home for a while. I'll be cooking tonight."
>You throw your schoolbag up at the ceiling where it's caught in a net of web. Your sister flinches and gives you a swift kick to the shin with one of her legs
>"I felt that."
>You note one of the near invisible strands that let her monitor her web's situation
>It slides under her clothes and it connected... you don't wanna know where
>"My bad. So remember that club I was talking about? Remember how I said I felt good about it and could just lay low? turns out I'm an idiot. Now I've pissed off it's head AND every one in the school would know about me by now."
>You relay the events to your sister as she leans against the kitchen bench, resting on her arms.
>You hope spider legs are comfy because it's not really like the things get much opportunity to sit down. she's practically standing all the time, just at a lower height than usual
>You put aside the quirks of having spider pants and focus on what your sister is saying
>"Wow, sucks. Maybe I should claim you first, hey? That'd put them off."
>You grin a little wryly, "Yeah, thanks but no thanks. I'm not ready to be a househusband."
>She smiles at you and grabs one of your arms, fitting it between her giant tauric breasts. Seriously, why does every creature with animal pants have giant breasts. In your idle theories, you came to suspect it was merely to keep in scale with the rest of the body
>"Aww come on, I cook," She nibbles at your ear, "I sew."
>You wriggle out of her grasp before your libido wriggles out of yours
>"You never clean, and your traps can be downright life threatening. Look, sis can we not. I know you like your games but I'm exhausted."
>She rolls her eyes, "Tsk. Stealing my littler brother's energy before he can even play with me. Maybe I should have a word with this angel whore."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873781
>Hmpf, I didn't enjoy this at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873735
>>12873734
>>12873744
>>12873758

>You will never be a volcanologist investigating an active volcano, inserting deep probes into the crater to track future eruptions better.
>You will never be out doing this job at the time of the Monstergirl Intrusion.
>You will never stop and admire the vista of the lava spewing out of a tube in the center of the crater.
>You will never spy strange movement in the lava...
>You will never gape at a woman bursting from the lava and throwing her hair back and splashing it over herself and her molten tits like it was soapy water.
>She will never turn her dark eyes toward you, smile curiously, and emerge from the Lava... and begin to approach you...
>"Hello, metal man... why are you in that shiny suit?"
>"H-heat suit..."
>"What?"
>"HEAT SUIT! So I can survive in the crater and not burn!"
>She will never smile at you and reach close with finders of semisolid molten lava.
>"...Ooooh... why, you won't need that anymore. Here. Let me help you take it off..."

[Anonymous No.]

Based Luth listening to the autists.

My heart! It's going out! All over again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873806
Luth a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873806
YES!

Excellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873792
She's only a man-eater when she's got the munchies.

Besides, her place is comfy as fuck, though it smells kinda funky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873801
>you will never be burned to death inside a volcano because golems a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873710
Just admit it. If you could, you would have sex with as many mgs as possible. You would embrace your slutty nature and do all sorts things that would make the monstergirls ache for you. You would love the power you had over them. Don't deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873806
>"It's just part of the new uniform for servants, you have to wear it Anon, it w-wasn't my decision. Really."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873823
No fuck you I'm not your servant I'm going back to NRAC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873823
>Implying I would wear it in the first place.

Somebody with fluffy paws is gonna be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873823
>"Well, okay...but does this mean I have to start calling you 'Mistress'? More than before I mean."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873793
>"Tsk. Stealing my littler brother's energy before he can even play with me. Maybe I should have a word with this angel whore."
Nigga, I hope you pastebin this.
>>12873801
This also makes me hot and bothered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873823

"But why is nobody else wearing these?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873833
wimp
>>12873837
don't put it onnnn you're better than that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873806
I wonder what materials those collars are made out of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873771
"So? Why should I care if you think my hair looks silly?"
Five minutes later, she passes the controller to you and gets up.
>"Where are you going?"
"To get a drink."
She walks out, leaving you with the game. When she comes back, her hair's been let down, twintails gone.
>"Hey, where's your drink? And what happened to your hair?"
"I drank it. In the kitchen. And why do you care about my hair, anyway?!"
>"Okay, nevermind. But, uh, why are you crying?"

You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873793
That guy sure have a big willpower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873837
"D-Don't question your superiors!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873771
>Though I think her twintails look silly. How'd she react if I told her that?
She'd probably yell some harsh stuff, go home and spend the night trying different hairstyles in the mirror before burying her head into a pillow and wonder why she's acting so stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873817
I wonder why...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873822
O-of course I wouldn't do that!

I'm not some filthy slut that wants to be in a giant cuddle pile with some drunk Onis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873847
>Think nothing of it at first.
>Shrug and get back to the game.
>Notice her crying
>Excuse myself.
>Go to the bathroom and come back with some hair-ties.
>Get behind her, gently offer to help put her hair back up like she had it.
>"Your hair-ties fell out, right? When you were in the kitchen? I can help you fix it, if you want?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873843
>>12873852

"Well, fuck. Do we really gotta do this?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873847
>>12873853
>>12873860
I think I'll stick with valerie, thanks.
>>12873852
You're not my superior. If you want me to wear a collar, you can come to work in nothing but a microbikini.
>>12873861
do wot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873843
>Wimp
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mon girls are still not real
Oh well I'm sure dying alone won't be that bad right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873821
MAMONO MANA
She won't stop until you're an incubus capable of swimming in lava.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873669
Because it shows that no matter how wise and powerful man becomes in a distant future, he will always enjoy joking about the size of his penis.

When the first Homo Sapiens was barely starting to learn how to draw upon the walls of his cave, he was already thinking how would he depict his genitals on it.
When the Vesuvius exploded and Pompeii was drowned in it's pyroplastic flow, the last piece covered by the wave was not a great artists' last work of art, but a picture of a roman with a giantic penis.
When the Allied forces stormed Normandy through Seine bay the last thing the soldiers joked about before their boats opened to the fire of German guns was how the guys on the first row had to have the biggest balls in the free world.
When Emperor Xanator of the Terran Empire invaded the Jorgolovians the first thing he did was deploy a holographic display of his dick in their homeworld's moon for all of the Jorgolovians to see.

Because it isn't our ingenuity or our fierceness or even our endurance what makes us human but our desire to shove our penises into everything and everyone what defines us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873793
>You laugh a little softly, "Nah, in the end she's alright. Left me alone all these weeks, and only bothered me for the sake of her people, apparently. I'll figure it out. don't worry about cooking for me. I think I'm just going to sleep.
>You give her hug and a kiss on the cheek, before trudging up the stairs and towards your room
>Minutes after you close your door and lie down, you hear a soft, uncertain knock at your door
>You roll out of bed and open up to see your sister standing there with a red face, holding a plate of food
>"I-I was really looking forward to cooking for you tonight, a-and I know you said you'd rather sleep, b-but if this cunt takes away my right to cook for my little brother too, I'll flay her alive, s-so... eat it."
>You look at the meal in her hands, honestly it looks delicious, your stomach does a little turn as the scent of a baked meal wafts up into your nose.
>You grab her hands holding the place, and give her a peck on the cheek, before sliding your food from her grip, "Thanks Sis, I guess I was hungry after all."
>She blushes beet red and skitters away without saying a word.
>You set your meal down and stalk after her, grinning as you watch her do a little victory dance before the mirror in the hallway.
>You return to your room, and your still-warm meal, and cram it down your gullet, savouring each flavour like it's your god-given right. You just want to sleep, but it's not fair if you make your sister do the washing up too, so you stomp into the kitchen and do your dishes, fatigue making your footsteps heavy.
>Finally, you make it to bed, and you're out like a light

>It's a new day and sunlight glares in from your open window. You're quite comfy in your bed. Very snug. "Hmmm. I'm so glad that my bed became vertical when I wasn't looking. What a NOVEL experience."
>The cocoon you're gently spinning from does a full rotation, and written in web on your wall is a note from your sister
>"No school for you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873865
Because I ain't havin no people make me submissive. I spose if you're into that, you'd be all over this but it's not my thing.
>>12873877
Annnd this is going in the recap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873855
Just think of how soft and warm it would be in the middle of that pile. To have them all drunkenly paw at you and call you a cute little boypillow. To have an oni try to hide her embarrassment as she gives you her number after the cuddling is over, telling you that she wants to do that again, if that's ok with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873871

At least you have us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873793
I thought I have the reaction pic for this, Oh well.

>Iftthespiderdoesn'twinweriot.jpg

>>12873885
Don't depress the guy even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873860
"Anon, you idiot. No, you do it, but be careful, okay!"
"Hm, they don't feel right. Move them back a little bit. And trace around my ears, okay? Mmm... Yeah, just like that."
"Don't be silly, of course I'm not enjoying this. But you could always scratch behind my ear a little bit, while you're working there."

[Anonymous No.]

>You always tried to avoid them.
>The group of Ogre's who harassed in school, who slapped your ass when you walked by them in the halls, and right threatening sexual letters to you during class that your sex-ed teacher SeaBishop-sensei confiscates & thinks that your just bottling up your aggressive desires.
>It was humiliating most of the time, but this wasn't the worse offensives they did you.
>In fact these offensives are just minor ones since they started harassing you, and this is only because you've been paying the group of Ogre's off your own money.
>One day when you arrived to school, the Ogre's told that they had enough of your junk change, and tripled the price.
>You didn't have enough money on the spot to meet their demands, and they started dragging you off to the forested area of the school for God knows what until they were stopped by Danuki-senpai an older classmate of yours who runs the school underground trade business.
>She made you a deal to buy off the Ogre's harassment, so long as you agree to pay her back by the end of the school year.
>Fearing for what would happen if you allowed the Ogre's didn't receive the money you agreed, and signed a written business contract saying you would pay her back.
>Oddly enough since that day after the Ogre's received their triple pay from Danuki-Senpai they stopped harassing you, and just seemed to boil in rage as you walked by them.
>When it came to the end of the semester you brought Danuki-senpai the amount you owed her from that day she rescued you, but she laughed asking where's the rest leaving you confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873895
>Asking what she meant as that was the amount she paid to buy off the Ogre's on the day they stopped harassing you, Danuki-senpai told you that she has been for the entire semester paying the ogre's triple what you pay everyday, "Buying off the Ogre's harassment.", and that you owed her way more than this.
>Then showing you the numbers, your mouth dropped at the amount, and licking her lips Danuki-senpai told you that you now had three ways of paying her back.
1) Settle the matter in court, and have you go to a Danuki owned Monster Girl Prison.
2) Sell yourself completely to her as property, and never leave her side.
>And leaning into your ear with a crooked smile to tell you the last one Danuki-senpai said "Option 3: I have a couple of Ogre friends who would love to have me loan you out to them double the amount I bought all of them out on this semester."

Just another day at Monster Girl Academy.
Which MG next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873878
All he had to do was reciprocate his sisters feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873847
>>12873860
>>12873891
Between this and the collar picture I swear this thread is trying to kill me today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873899
One of the desert girls. I don't care who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873899
3. I don't see how this is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873899
>>12873895
Uhhh, I don't need your shit offers, because I have the No Rape Allowed Club.

This anon wanted this to happen to him-there's no other explanation. If he didn't want to get raped he would have just joined, but he didn't.

Also, you don't have to do any more MG's because I'll just sit out their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873871

This is MGC Crysis Hotline. Your situation has been addressed and a Wurm counselor has been dispatched to your location. Expect bone-crushing cuddles and heart-attack-inducing words of wisdom within the hour. Thank you for contacting us, have a good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873899
I'll take two. She saved my life, so I'm in her debt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873882
Of course I wouldn't love that with all my heart!

No way on earth would I press my face into their necks and take a deep breath!

Of course I wouldn't call them back a week later desperately begging for another round of rough cuddles and be fawned over like a cute shota! Absolutely not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873878
>You continue spinning until you see the opposite wall. The note continues.
>"Had a dream the angel stole you. At college. Hang tight."
>"Pfft. Hang tight she says."
>You wiggle and thrust in your cocoon, shimying your hips around like a boss
>You feel a cold metal object slip out of your sock and slide up your leg
>You sleep with your hands in your pockets for this very reason.
>The pocket has been cut, and you can touch the spin of your leg from the inside of your pocket. If your sister knew, she'd never let you live it down. Secret wanking, you see. But that's not why.
>You continue to thrust, and the metal rectangle slides turther down your leg until it hits your pelvic region, and you grab it from inside your pants. Very suave manoeuvring for a man with his arms tied to his sides
>But then, this wouldn't be the first time.
>Likely not the last either.
>you flip the object around in your hand and press a button
>A blade flicks out, and you begin a short, jerky sawing motion.
>It takes you about fifteen minutes, but you cut and you cut and finally the web is torn enough to let you tear your way out
>You stifle tears as you land on your head
>It took doing, but you've dressed eaten and you're finally walking through the school gates. Only half an hour late
>Way to perpetuate the delinquent stereotype
>The Angel, as you feared, is waiting for you.
>She grins to see you alone, and craske her knuckles. She tips her head to the right, and you follow with your eyes.
>She's indicating behind a building, nicely out of the way. She hefts her wooden sword
>Aww yeah, delinquent showdown time
>You keep your head down and walk past her, taking the shortest rout to your class as humanly possible.
>It may have involved some parkour
>The angel just stares at you
>Petty victory under your belt, you set about ninjaing your way into class without the teacher noticing you.
>some how, you succeed. But it's Greek history with a cyclops, so it's not like she sees it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873911
or you know, just join the no rape club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873914
Then my job here is done, know that you're sure what you really want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873901
How much sweet is too much sweet?

Genuine question; I need to know how lovey-dovey I can go with an anubis before it becomes saccharine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873921
No Anon, loyalty dictates that since she saved my life, I am entirely in her debt. If she wishes to purchase me, then so be it, and i will be loyal to her wishes for-evermore
I will not take back my word

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873899
Go with Holst, something interesting might happen. That, or Ushi-Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873929
nono, but you never would have had to be in debt to her if you had just joined the club to avoid the onis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873915
That Angel has nothing on the spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873899
Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873899
You win this time, smooth-talking con Tanuki, I'll be your husband and never leave your side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873928
The sweeter the better unless we're talking about a whole sack of sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873935
Well it's too late anon, the deed has been done. I am now Mistress Tanuki's loyal right hand man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873946
...Well you have fun in slavery then. Boy, it's great having foresight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873881
S'not really about being submissive.

To me it's about the...attachment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873899
Anubis? Today's been a good day for Anubis.
More can only be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873950
I have attachment to my waifu without being yanked around on a collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873899
Surely I would go to a juvenile hall, rather than a prison?

Not much better, I mean there'll be the worst delinquent Monster Girls there, but better than sharing a cell with an Ushi-Oni called 'Big Tammy'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873915
"Tell us about Odysseus and Polyphemus again, teacher"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873956
Gosh it's wonderful being in NRAC, isn't that right, my fellow men with intact pelvises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873915
>You spend most the lesson zoning out. If you wanted greek, all you had to do was ask your sister, the Arachne. She's a bit of a fantasy and history nerd.
>Speaking of, you sent her a short, terse text, 'Next time, hang me rightway up. My head hurts. Take responsibility.'
>She replies with a pouty face
>Two classes pass and it's lunch time. You dig in your pants for shrapnel and buy yourself a pie and coffee milk, and go to sit somewhere dark.
>You find a nice shady spot by some trees in the school's oval, and grab onto a tree branch
> You hoist yourself up, lunch and all and settle down in the tree off the ground.
>You blame growing up around spiders. You just feel too vulnerable on the ground
>Speaking of, a hunstman crawls across your leg
>You put your hand next to it, and it hops on happily. You raise your hand to your face
>"Well aren't you a cutie. You don't wanna suck my dick, do you? It's nice to see that some of you still refrain from wearing women as hats."
>You put your hand up to the tree and the spider disembarks just as happily as he jumped on
>You turn your attention to your lunch
>Your meat pie has cooled down enough to eat. It's rectangular, cheese, steak and mushroom
>A decent feed
>You raise the bottle of milk to your lips, and feel two hands cup your cheeks
>You slowly raise your head as you drink and your eyes meet those of a rather rough looking Oomukade, her hair hangs limply between the two of you, like curtains, and pools on your shoulders.
>She looks rather rough, and has a few centipede tattoos in various places.
>"Boss is looking for you"
>"And now it's a centipede with a delinquent for a hat. What a crazy world we live in."
>Her grip on your head tightens as she pulls you into the trees and whisks you away.
>You bite down on the lips of your carton of milk. like fuck you're losing it.
>You mentally thank her for not turning you upside down like some people, tough.
>"At least I don't have to cry over spilt milk."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully an alp throughout her highschool life!

Then get revenge fucked once she hits stage 3 in collage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873966
>that last line
hurr.
I love this so far.
>>12873701
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873895
>>12873899
That is one dumb guy. for not reading the contract or realizing that Danuki was paying the ogres off. The Danuki was actually fair aswell, truly your own fault.

Loaning yourself out is probably the best (and quickest) solution, selling yourself is the worst, and settling the matter in court is far worse than loaning yourself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873909
NRAC is just a front the Paladins to recruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873969
>collage

College, goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873976
Of course it is, that's why there's so many 'Boy I sure love being in the NRAC' posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never help an old witch regain her youth and vigor
>Only for it to end up as /ss/
>You're now her little boytoy for 100 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873976
okay,
A that's not grammatically correct
and B it was founded by a dude who's got himself a waifu.
>>12873982
Or maybe they just like not being raped?

[Anonymous No.]

So are Paladins the biggest closet sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873971
Afraid she might mess up and leave you a eunuch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873988
>Bait
>As expected of filthy monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873983
>And the day went from good to great

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873984
>Or maybe they just like not being raped?

Na they're just tsundere, otherwise they wouldn't be on these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873993
Hush Pally.

Everyone knows whoever fights against getting V'd are giant sluts themselves.
Or maybe Paladins are all huge closet alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873982
>>12873976
Both of these are inaccurate to the NRAC's threadcannon, but I do find them amusing because hey, paladins probably would recruit in a place full of pissed off boys and unranpey girls, hell maybe even providing funding.

But seriously though, what kind of group would "paladins" even be? Police officers? Cult members? Some kind of supremacist group?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873910

I'm curious what kind of words of wisdom she'd share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873966
>"What was that?"
>"Nothing," she's still holding you by the skull, and thrusting you face first through the trees as she skitters her way across canopies and roof tops to the back of the school "Steer straight driver," you grumble around your carton of milk, "You're all over the place."
>She squeezes your head a little tighter, and throws you out of the trees, and into a small clearing near the agriculture plots.
>As you fly through the air, you think to yourself, "In't it a little too convenient that she could get neatly from point A to point B by platforming?"
>You don't dwell on it though, but prepare yourself for a commando roll, the remaining half of your carton of milk nestled safely in your bosom
>You hit the ground and roll. In shaky images you see a small gorup of around 15 or so people
>They form a ring around the clearing, and the Angel stands in the centre, sword thrust into the soil
>You stop rolling, and unfold, sitting on the ground. You take a swig of milk, and down the last of the carton before tossing it aside
>"Before you say anything... I have a rape whistle."
>You get a few laughs from some of the bigger girls. And Ogre speaks up,
>"You think that'll help you all the way out here boy?"
>"Help? No, it's a hindrance, really. It's like a dog-whistle. Blow and rape comes running."
>You chuckle at your own joke before standing up and dusting yourself off.
>"So. What's all this then?"
>The Angel sneers at you, "Initiation. You humiliated me, bitchboy."
>You interject, "You did that to yourself. There was nothing I could do in that situation other than take the hit. And you know how pride works."
>"...Be that as it may, people have begun talking because of you. So we need to make an example out of you, or we'll have dicks from other schools trashing our territory, you see? so I'm going to need you to be a good bitch, take those pants off, and tie yourself to the school's flagpole."
>"I can physically do all that except for the last one."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874004
>Anybody who doesn't want to be raped and possibly mindbroken is faking
>Holst, kikimora, kitsune, and other sub girls exist
MAXIMUM AUTISM

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the image of the wurm with the collar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874011
Supremacist group or Triad/Yakuza/Mafia-esque gang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874004
..Do I even have to do it? Oh well, here it goes..

>Implying dumb shit.

..Well, I tried.

[Anonymous No.]

What in tarnations is a girl monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874006
Man, I can't even hear you over all of these assumptions you're making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874025
olev.
>>12874020
Would paladins accept some MG's into their ranks?
Like centaurs, lizards, maybe the occasional dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874011
There would be the good Paladin origination, which is made out of lawmakers and activists, who are dedicated to maintaining the balance between man and monster.

Then there would be the anti--monster groups who want to grind all monsters under their heel and kill off the ones they can't. Sort of the like the Klan or ISIS, but with more swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874018
It's up here bro >>12870727

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874016
>>12874024
You could have said you would just change schools, instead you made a club where you all play hard to get and pretend you don't want the V.

It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874028
I can't hear you over how much you're denying how much you the V

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874015
Are you Penywise perhaps?
>>12874025
Something unattainable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874039
We're men, we bow to no one.

Especially not those vagina carriers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874028
Hush tinhead, if you keep this up, I'll seduce away a female paladin and make her turn your back on your silly little group by making her realize how much she wants to have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874039
bait harder. Rage more. Maybe someone will give you some attention then.
>>12874034
I can totally seeing KKK, pissed off human edition becoming a thing. Nor do I like to think about the real racial problems that would come up if mg's actually existed. an MG/paladin ISIS group would be fucking HORRIFYING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874049
It's cool, I get it, don't want to come off as some easy manslut. Need to let Monster Girls want you even more than they would normally.

It's what I would do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874049
Yeah, girls are icky and gross and stupid. We don't need to play with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874045
How clever, here's a cookie.

>>12874051
>implying anyone expected anything from women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874056
Nice try, monster in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873909

>Joining the NRAC.

Yeah, sure, that's all fine and dandy- but you can't stay in that room the rest of your life.

I'mma stick the Survival Club, thank ye kindly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874055
>>12874056
....No the point was that we don't have anything against MG's. The point was we don't like being used as toys. If you would actually read the NRAC posts, you'd learn that there's essentially a little space in the clubroom where people can go to screw each other, but any stalkers or rapists arn't allowed in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874056
Yeah, why can't guys just do everything they do with girls with other guys?
Wait, you're saying that one of them will BECOME a girl? Fuck. Sounds like I need to bully my buddy about wanting to be a girl so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874066
>Clubroom=bedroom
you, and stupid.
did you even see the pastbin? There are like 10+ mg's in the club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874066
Yeah the survival club sounds like I'd actually learn some real life skills to avoid having to deal with constant rape when commuting or working. Might even help if I decide I want to start a Monster Girl Farm.

NRAC just sits in a room and talks about Neo-Paladin stuff while playing video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874025
A Girl Monster?

That would be something like Rek'Sai from LoL or the Queen Alien from Aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874070
wait are we talking about alps? please no.
>>12874077
Again, you still haven't read the pastebin or greentexts.
MG survival club is for keeping highscores on who can avoid getting raped the longest. NRAC is for people who don't get raped at all.
One is a challenge, the other a policy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874083
>Sultry 'Ara ara~ Kikimora has been posted again.

Have mercy on my dick, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874083
>boobs twice the size and weight of her head
please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874087

Err... actually. As the guy who wrote up the Survival Club in the first place, it isn't. It's for toughening up young men and preparing them to deal with the MGs of the world.

For example, this- >>12873595

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874083
The softest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874015
>"I mean, it'd be kind of hard to tie myself up, don't you think?"
>You're only good at getting untied, really.
>"And, what does doing this prove, exactly?"
>"That some scrub isn't better than us. that we don't just let anyone walk all over us."
>You ponder for a while, "I'll do all that provided you hop on MY flagpole, and tie yourself up with me. You are the moron who instigated the fight after all."
>That gets you a round of boos
>Angel goes positively red in the face with inarticulate rage. Boy are you a master negotiator or what?
>She flies at you, well, not really, she ain't got no wings, but she's really fuckin hayai
>Her sword just misses your nose as you back away before she's on you again.
>You dodge her lunges and swings as best you can, but still cop a few to the ribs. You scan the crowd and of all the rowdy P'Orks, Oni's Wolves, Ogers and Dark Elves, you spot one Kiki in a gothic meido outfit. She looks a little nervous at all the excitement thankfully for you, in the circle, she's positioned closest to the woods, a place you'd always played in as a kid
>You sprint at her, making a hard beeline right for her
>She backs up a step and hives a short scream, but you lunge for her hand and tow her along with you, "RUN!" You yell into her ear, as you wrap your fingers around hers and pump rhythmically.
>The lewdness of the situation fries her brain, and as if given an order from her master, she obeys, running with you, hand in hand
>You make for the trees, and with your kiki shield you don't have to worry about bullrushes by any of the bigger, faster girls, as it's unlikely they'd bowl over their own friend
>You let go of her hand as you reach the treeline, and kick off the trunk of a tree, bounding upwards in one leap. Like that, you hop across trees by the branches, and whilst it's significantly slower progress, you're also hidden by the leaves. You move silently.


>>12874048
H-how did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874108
I understand that, but seeing as it's been established that both the survival club AND the NRAC exist, it seems that anybody who isn't with the NRAC is fair game for MG's. It seems like a challenge:
>hey bruh, I just outran an ushi-oni!
>that's awesome bruh, I just got raped by a jinko and lasted 15 minutes!
>Sweet bruh! Hey, let's go talk to that one dude in the NRAC, I bet that faggot doesn't even WANT to get his pelvis broken!
I spose you could be in MG survival AND NRAC, but that's another story for another time

[Anonymous No.]

I promised someone a story review a few days back but sadly I wasn't online in the last few days, so let me put this out there: post me a story link and I'll give you a review, no matter how bad you think it is I'll find a way to praise you and a suggestion on how to improve.
please no bully, I just want to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874098
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874131
gath is back!
>>12874119
>Bruh, I bet those kids in our club who'r also in NRAC only CONSENSUALY have sex! Can you believe that?
>I know bra, what a weird fetish bra!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873789
>>12873796
>>12873628

>"Come on, just once!"
"H-honey, you know very well that I--"
>"You just gotta say it once! Pleeeease~?"
"Y-You know I'm not that kind of guy..."
>"Come oooon~! I promise I'll not overreact like last time!"
>You sigh in defeat as she looks up at you with sad puppy eyes
"...You promise?"
>"Of course I do! Don't you trust your girlfriend~?"
>You stare at her as she stifles a giggle, sporting a childish smile on her face
"..."
>"Don't make ME say it, Anon~!"
"...Fine..."
>You avert your gaze as you say the words
"...youmylovlitrose."
>"Whaaat~? I didn't hear it~!"
"You're my lovely little rose."
>There, you said it, you sucked at expressing your feelings with words, but if it meant to make her happy, sometimes you just had to roll with it
>Weirdly enough, silence is the only response you get
"...Honey?"
>You look back at her, confused, only to be met with your monster gf staring back at you with watery eyes, her blush being so intense that you'd probably get a third degree burn just from touching her cheeks
"...H-honey?... A-are you cryin--"
>"Uwaaaah~! I love you so muuuch, Anon~!"
>She glomps you at blinding speed, embracing you in her arms in front of everyone, shoving her face into your chest
"Y-You said you wouldn't overreact...!"
>"I-I'm sowwy, dawling~! I-I j-just can't help it~!"
>You could only stand there and hug her back, as she cried tears of joy, telling you she loves you over and over
>She did in front of everyone
>Again
>But you let this one slip for now, after all, sometimes she was so cute, you just had to roll with it
>Sometimes, she was just... too cute
>Embarrassment status: Moderate
>Heart rate: HIGH RISK OF FLATLINE REQUESTING IMMEDIATE MEDEVAC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874131
http://pastebin.com/u/Praise_Hathor
I should have two more little shorts up tomorrow or within the week. Then I have some long ass stuff to work on unless people want more shorts with these two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873963

Aye aye, captain. Toss me a can of beer, will ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874114
>H-how did you know?
I easily recognize peoples writing styles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874144
This level of adorableness, my heart isn't functioning properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874144
>I do say no to my gf: Doing it wrong edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874144
>Loving Genki monstergirl.
>Probably a cuddlebug.
This is everything I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874157
>*Do I say

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874145
Alright, I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874114
>In anger, you hear a yelp as one of the Onis throws a wolf up into the trees to catch your scent
>It's very effective, you nearly burst out laughing, and give away your position
>You rein it in and drop to the floor, and circle back around to the other side of the school.
>This forest mustn't be owned by the school, as there's a large chain fence after a good five minutes of travel you climb it, and peer through the trees. Seems you're on the other end of the oval.
>You emerge from the bushes, more silent and grim than needed, and consequently, you spook a pair of elves making out in secrecy
>You continue walking as they die of embarrassment, and leave the two to their fate
>It's a little bit of a trek but after five or so minutes you're in the centre grounds of the school, and you're ten minutes late for class, but you decide to just go home. Fuck this day.
>As you're leaving, you're approached by a Kitsune with a video camera. She's wearing another school's uniform
>"Hey, Jumping Spider."
>You pat your back and ass, for extra appendages "Nope, still got two legs. Perhaps you got the wrong person?"
>She giggles, "Not at all, got it all here on tape. Smooth moves. Quick thinking too, with the dododog what made you think she'd go along with it?"
>You shrug, "She seemed the least comfortable with the way things were. Lucky guess, really."
>The fox sidles up to you, various tails wrap around various parts, feeling various levels of pleasant
>She runs a hand down your cheek, "Mmm, smart, athletic, modest and handsome. I'd say you should join us, but I kind of want you all to myself now."
>"Us?"
>She gestures to her camera, "My uh... family. It became pretty big news when a mere human stood up to the leader of this school. So that angel spread the word she'd show us all what happened to people like you. Our gang got a tip though, that it wouldn't all go as planned, sent me to film it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874119

>Bro talk.

Oh God, the fact that something I made evokes that eats me inside.

Anyway, yeah, I'll give you the point for the NRAC being something of a guaranteed safe haven, but it's inaccurate to say the Survival Club is much a fan of rape either.

They're just more commited to the ideal that they should learn to rely on themselves and eachother to protect themselves from rape (admittably, with gruelling training that'd make a SEAL shed tears of pride) instead of becoming reliant and complacent with the idea of a 'Safe Haven'.

So, similair idea just vastly different philosophy.

Hope that clears it up and I hope we can get along, both are legitimately good ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874164
This is beginning to escalate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874038
Thanks, I must have missed it while catching up on the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874150

Good thing you'd never know it was me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874192
Are sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874150
>I easily recognize peoples writing styles
That's sort of creepy, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874202
It's not like he's outside your window right now.

Don't look, it makes him angry..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874150

This man knows too much, requesting Close Girtablilu Support, paralyzer rounds, fire free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874202
Legends say he can spot the Bromont from over five nautical miles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874150
Really? Didn't think mine was anything too special or 'standout-ish'

>>12874164
>"You've started a war kiddo. Doesn't matter how good she really is, when this gets out, we'll have irrefutable proof that this bitch ain't nothing. And looots of people have wanted this place for a long time."
>You scratch at the back of your head.
>"Could you uh... not? "
>"Ara, why not?"
>"Sounds like a massive pain in the ass to be honest."
>"...What's in it for me?"
>"... What do you want?"
>A tail brushes against your crotch none too subtly, "I can make the footage disappear if..." she leans in to whisper into your ear, "If you become my bitch."
>You can't help but sigh, "Do I look like a bitch to you? Like honestly, and truly, real impressions here, because I get that a fuck of a lot."
>She nibbles your ear again, and you turn away in frustration, and begin prying tails off you until she gets the hint, "Quite the contrary, actually. You come off as quite strong. Strong willed, strong minded. That's probably why it'd be so fucking satisfying turning you into my personal bitch."
>"...Ah... Good to know. Well... In that case... fuck'em. Let it all burn, see what I care. And as for being your personal fucktoy, sorry. I'm already into someone."
>The kitsune frowns before shrugging somewhat airily, "Another day, perhaps."
>You walked the girl to the gates, before going your separate ways. You head home as soon as possible, and decide to run a warm, soapy bath, You check the time. 2:30 pm
>"Hrmm. Onee-chan should be home soonish."
>You think about the day and all the bullshit you had to put up with and suddenly, the idea of complaining to the bigger girl who is without fail, always there, seems vastly more appealing
>You briefly entertain the thought of doing something for dinner, in return.
>With these thoughts in mind, you brew yourself a cup of sorely needed coffee and fix yourself a sandwich of leftovers before you run the bath.
>Damn she's a good cook .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874202
Imagine having a waifu who could recognize your writing style. Imagine shitposting in a thread when someone replies to it "Anon, I didn't say you were allowed to shitpost, were you? Now get back here and rub my paws." And everyone in the thread laughs at you as you quietly return to your waifu to serve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874202
>>12874204
>>12874206
>>12874210
It's not like I have an 88.9MB folder filled with screencaps or anything.
It may even have some of YOUR stuff in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874197

Positively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874210
>Typing with paws
How big is that keyboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874210
>Yandere literally stalking you through the dataverse without you knowing because she can recognize your writing style
This is the future you chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874210
>Implying everyone is a pussy whipped wimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874213

Tell us about what you saved lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874209
>gives no fucks
>scorched earth tactics
>self respecting

I really like this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874209
>Really? Didn't think mine was anything too special or 'standout-ish'
It's not like I was here for the de-lolification Devil story or anything. I was also the one who requested you to pastebin the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874213
I'm intrugued. afraid, but intrigued. Curious, if you will
What have you saved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874223
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874210
>2050
>The invasion has come
>We all have our waifus, and none of us are allowed to shitpost anymore
>Pawsanon gets called a fag
>The one who calls him a fag has his amazon wife reply.
>"Husband. Why are you not in the kitchen?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874219
You know, that's the one thing I think MGs wouldn't do, withhold pussy to get you to obey. I'd think they're likelier to get physical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874231
Fair point, but you get the gist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874229
>2050

I could get married by then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874209
I wouldn't recognize your writing without knowing it was you, but I think you are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874213
you should share it with the class

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874213
I remember you. You had that huge folder of post and you said you were going to share it with us, if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874214

In fact, i'm so positive that you'd never know that you wouldn't know whether to shit go blind or whistle dixie trying to find incriminating evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874229
>/mgt/ is empty, because there is nobody left to shitpost.
>the /hbg/ thread is full as fuck, and will probably get it's own board soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874220
>>12874226
>>12874242
Too much to list I'm afraid. I also have an album on imgur that's still a WIP, but imgur was being a bitch to work with so I gave up on it.
Here it is anyways: http://imgur.com/a/WJTam
Keep in mind that none of the stuff on it is "recent" per say, and the album itself is very small compared to my folder.
>>12874247
Bingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874213
Okay, I'm testing this. How many screencaps of my stuff do you have?
I'm the anubis guy, by the way. But you probably already knew that, you freaky psychic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874014

>"Anon, stop being silly! Dying is never good! Here, I'll stay here with you until you change your mind!"

And then she spent the whole night cuddling the depression out of Anon, even though she wasn't supposed to stay over for more than a few hours.

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>>12874253
>It's own board soon
Anon we've been over this. That's pointless.
What would we do, have threads for each kind of HB? Sure there'd be less shitposting with everyone sticking to their own Husbando threads, but there'd be next to no discussion either.

We'd be no better than /h/, /u/, or /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874254
that's a dead link you filthy tease

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874254

Broken link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874229
But if we really like to shitpost, wouldn't our waifu encourage and join us and help us shitpost more effectively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874213

You probably do, I posted a large amount of greentexts near the end of the /a/ days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874259
>Anubis Guy
Not him, but tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874219
>Working up the courage, you post "no u" and hit submit
>That ought to show your Anubis waifu right?
>Replies instantly
>"Anon stop being an Alp this instant or I'll post those videos of you crying like the little bitch you are, whining about how you missed me when I was gone from my week-long business trip."
>Everyone continues laughing at you as you close the window and go to serve your Anubis mistress.

Remember with Monster Waifus, you never get to call the shots. But you probably like being a submissive loser don't you? You're sick, what kind of pervert gets off to a girl bossing and bullying him around? Scum like you should stay at their waifu's feet, it's the only place you remotely belong. You should be thankful for her even tolerating you, let alone giving you love and affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874267
>Implying
>Shitpost w/ MG Waifu in the house
>She sees it
>Knows it's you
>Responds
>"Anon, why aren't you in here fucking me?"

And thus did /mgt/ go silent.

[Anonymous No.]

Will Poarch Paladin be raped by the Hellhound little shit that was interested in his stories?

Answer when you post...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874259
Among them are the Werewolf Duo, uhh, I don't think I have anything pertinent to your lover for Anubutts. Trachyon.
>>12874265
>>12874266
Shit. See if this works:
http://imgur.com/a/WJTam

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874272
>Implying she's not just teasing.
>Implying I don't then get up and go to her.
>Implying I wouldn't hug her, apologize for neglecting her for some silly thread.
>Implying I wouldn't massage her paws and ears as we cuddle into each other.
>Implying it's wrong to be sad when you're separated from your waifu for any length of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874277
Thanks for reminding me about that. I was supposed to write that into an actual short story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874279
>http://imgur.com/a/WJTam
Broke as broke can get

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874253
>You will never be a single human male in that world.
>You will never shitpost in /hbg/ because you don't have a monstergirl girlfriend/waifu
>You will never tease an entire thread full of sexually frustrated monstergirls
Damn it, that'd be fun as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874272
Jeez, are there really people in here who'd like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874274
>implying she doesn't think it's funny that you go online and brag to the lonely virgins about your waifu sucking your dick while you shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874272
Anon, I think you have the wrong idea about what being submissive means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874279
>Spoiler
So this guy? At least the tail end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874277

>Will Poarch Paladin be raped

Can't we at least keep the elderly out of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874272
>Dating a bully

Absolutely my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874286
>Sucking your dick while you shitpost
>Sitting at your desk
>With her underneath it, nestled between your legs.

M-Muh dick, hot damn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874271
Lego anubis, and more anubis screencappables than is probably healthly. Mostly including massages.

>>12874279
Ooh, you're good.

>>12874289
Yeah, that final post in the screencap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874286
>sucking your dick while you shitpost

Doesn't get any better than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874279
worked for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874209
>Full of caffeine and having snacked, you run the bath
>The bath in your home is fuckhuge, because it's gotta bathe some real battletanks
>And you're only half kidding. On of your adoptive aunties is a wolf spider operator, and pretty built
>If she were to princess carry you, it'd feel more like being cradled like a baby
>And way, the bath is massive, large enough to fit HER in, at the least
>For you it feels more like a spa. Or a swimming pool
>You fill the thing with steaming water and splash a bunch of liquid soap into it
>You let out a days worth of sighs and slide into it. It's deep enough to come up to your chest, standing and you find yourself sinking down under it, hair billowing out
>As the heat suffuses into your worn and weary muscles you begin to think back to what you told that kitsune
>"I'm already into someone."
>You blow bubbles underwater as you think
>You just said that on the spur of the moment. More often than not, your mouth runs before your brain can process it, so you say some pretty impulsive stuff
>Well, you have today's mess to show for that, don't you?
>But it's also helped you realise something.
>You lean up against the edge of the bath, and stare through the foggy glass door, waiting for your sister to come home.
>Five minutes later, she walks through the door. There's a lot of scuttling and you assume, rather rightly as it turns out, that she's laying traps for you
>With a playful grin, you reach out across the tiled bathroom floor, and strum one of the webs laying across it
>She gives a gasp, and the house goes quiet.
>You work hard to stifle a giggle, and strum it again
>"I-Is some one there?"
>Strum
>"I-I mean, *AHEM* Ha! Bold interloper. You seem to have stumbled into my parlour. Welcome."
>"Pfffffffffftaahahahahaha."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874277
"Miss Hellhound, may I please leave the Hell?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874272
Disgraceful.

>Remember with Monster Waifus, you never get to call the shots.

Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874277
That drawfag really needs to go back and fix her head and necks proportions.
>>12874283
I have it on public now, albeit temporarily.
http://imgur.com/a/WJTam

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874284
That is a bad idea anon. Somebody wrote a green text about a single guy taunting MGs on the internet. He attracted the attention of a crazy dullahan who tracked him down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874297
>Lego Anubis
Oh, that was you too?

Well then, reminder that you're my hero and that that's my favorite story that I've ever read in these threads, that I even copied to a Word Doc so I can read it whenever even if I'm offline, and that you and that story are probably why I went from liking Anubis, to absolutely adoring her.

tl;dr Thank you, you wonderful, wonderful, based man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874303
Nyet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874272
It's pretty hard for a Dormouse to be dominant in a relationship though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874284
Ah, attentionwhoring on /hbg/ is a storied pasttime. We all need to settle down eventually some day, though.
please help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874284
>"Hey Girls, I've got this faggot's IP."
>"So how's (exact location of where you live) Anon?"

I would fucking panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874321
>Fite me in real life.

And that's how I got raped by an Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874321
>"Come at me, my dad's a paladin".

Even in another dimension, faggots are faggots..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874316
I roll to seduce the Hellhound with a bellyrub.
>https://www.random.org/
I got a 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874301
I hope the spider wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874317
Hi Nyanon, how're you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874326
How many points do you have in handle animal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874312
You act like that isn't the whole plan.
Imagine teasing a Hellhound on /hbg/ until she says that she's got your address and she's coming to rape you.
Then cleaning up and surprising her when she arrives with a nice homecooked dinner before letting her have her way with you on your bed.
You came here expecting rape, but you got fucking romanced.
It's a fantasy of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874326

She gives you a bellyrub instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874146
Dude, we cool people just like it off the onis.
>>12874144
Finally, something happy comes out of a greentext
>>12874173
I just like the idea of a bunch of bros having a dick measuring contest over who can lift the most or get fucked the most before his pelvis shatters. Whereas I see NRAC as more of a "no flexing allowed" zone where you go if you're tired of the penis-length contests and being kidnapped by yangires. I figure "MG survival" would be a required course, like PE or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874332
close enough . gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874331
Anon, there are no Hellhounds on the internet.

Only Oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874342
I said IMAGINE anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874329
Good, just about to get dinner and work on more Yetinburg. New chapter soon, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874345
You can't make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874331
Is this the secret to Domming a hellhound? You must kill her with kindness. Try to challenge her strength and she will destroy you. Instead you must woo her until she melts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874342
>/hbg/ is nothing but oomukade talking about how they'd love to have a husbando romance them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874347
Hooray, I like Yetinburg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874321
>Taking to anons on /hbg/
>Having a good laugh
>Suddenly
>"So Anon, what's your opinion on [insert MG here]?"
>"Well, I wouldn't really say I like them. i mean, in my opinion, I think they're shit."
>The thread goes silent for a solid 20 minutes
>"Anon, that's a nice house you have there."
>"What?"
>"I mean, those expertly trimmed shrubs, that freshly cut lawn, and I like your address."
>"135 Pointless street, near Loen and Hound avenue."
>"I-I don't-"
>"You know, you probably don't believe me, so just hold on a minute"
>you see a flash from your window by the corner of your eyes.
>An image gets uploaded
>Its your house
>"Now, what was that about a certain MG being shit?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874315
Oh lordy, I do declare you've gone and got me all flustered and flushed.
I like to think that writing something is more than worth it if even one person can read it and say that they love it. So, uh, thanks for getting me all warm and fuzzy inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874351
That'll only make her thrash your pelvis harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874321
>"Come at me sis."
>"I'll hold your hand when you get here, I swear on me mum."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874339
>Dude, we cool people just like it off the onis.
LICK it damnit, I meant LICK it.

>Ripped as hell oni joins NRAC because she's tired of the endless strutting, and serves as the club's almost literal meat popsicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874328
If the spider doesn't win we riot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874353
Fucking romancefags, I swear..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874359
Today feels like a warm and fuzzy day to me.

Happy to spread it around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874357
Nothing left to lose at this point, and lying would make you a pansy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874357
....That doesn't actually make sense.
>>12874351
Or yknow, get her spayed like a good owner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874145
>http://pastebin.com/u/Praise_Hathor
I like it. Good descriptive text, good feeling. If I had to nitpick, I'd say that whenever a character speaks generally it starts a paragraph, but you seem to have put the dialogue inside of the paragraphs.
I'm not really a fan of holstaurus though, so I can't help you that much. Apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874351
Oh no, she's still going to dominate the shit out of you if you try, but she'll be loving about it and cuddle you afterwards.
Enjoy your hellhound waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874366
Agreed. Spider is best waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874330
That would be 0.

I guess I'll just backtrack and look for a bone or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874357
Shitpost harder than than god himself.

I'm going down fighting and screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874376
>Western butterface.
>Nipples.
Be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874301
Is this commercial-anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874301
>You smack the thread with an open palm as you laugh your fucking heart out. Your sister bursts into the bathroom, with a face so red that you'd have sworn that your spider sister had decided on a salamander hat today
>"HAHAHA Who taught you that?"
>Your sister goes to reply, but she busted in here pretty hayai Her mouth poised to giving a stinging reply turns into an 'O' of shock as her grip on the tiled floor shatters, and her momentum carries her sailing over your head into the bath fully clothed
>Which only makes you laugh even harder
>She comes up, takes a breath and splutters all over the place, "S-s-shut up, m-mum told me to s-say that if some one broke i-i-in!!"
>Frantically, she takes a look at her sopping wet clothes, pulls out a phone
>and an iPod
>And a notebook an actual one made out of paper
>Her mouth opens and closes, before she looks at your grinning face as you laugh at her misery, and her eyes begin to well up
>"I-Its not funny, it's all fuuuuucked."
>She begins openly crying in the bath, and you reign in your mirth enough to give her a hand
>You push her electricals aside to a dry patch, and wade over to her
>"Bold interloper. You seem to have stumbled into my bath." her lower lip warbles as she sobs, and you grab the zipper of her hoodie, and drag it down
>"W-what are you doing?" she asks between sobs
>You shake your head and smile at her, "Undressing you. Honestly, wait until I tell cousin Dolomedes about this."
>You start to chuckle again despite yourself
>Her eyes go wide in horror, "Y-you can't! she'll laugh at me, she'll definitely laugh at me!"
>"I laughed at you. Hah, I continue to laugh at you." You peel the jacket off her, "Arms up." Her expression sets into a mix between a frown and a pout, but she raises her arms anyway, and you peel her shirt off her, it's inside out, but you toss it into the basket with the jacket. She never wears underwear, so her large breasts swing before your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874387
Nah, that's Penywise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874359
I agree with >>12874315

Love that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874381
Well, you have A bone you could use, although it won't really help you get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874315
>>12874359
>>12874395
Lego dude Also has the credit for spearheading the 2nd awakening of the Anubis, creating not only hoards of lenubis lovers but also a few other threadcannons, including valerie and the anubis's flgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874393
Oh boy oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmYszKfp91Y
>Hellhound Fingerbang

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874347
I was wondering when we were getting new Yetinburg. I'll be looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874406
Thank http://pastebin.com/u/DoIlooklikeawritefag for coming up with the Lego anubis idea, though. I just jumped on board and wrote what seemed cute to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874406
And God Bless him for it.

>>12874415
I actually just discovered DILLAWF's pastebin the other day. Isis was adorably loopy.

And the actual focus on a Dragon Waifu was cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874355
>>12874411
>People are looking forward to my stuff.
I'll work hard on it, promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874387

It is not.

[Anonymous No.]

spider tits a win

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874393
>She leans over you, draping her arms over your shoulders as you work on the zipper at the back of her skirt
>It's hard finding clothes in spider size
>She whines into your shoulder as you peel off the last of the soaked fabrics
>"You're so meeean. Whyyyyy? I-I'm sorry, I'll never hang you upside down again!"
>You can't help but break into warm laughter a final time as you toss aside the skirt
>And you realise
>This was exactly what you needed
>Your heart feels warm and fluffy, and your chest hurts from laughing so hard
>If this wasn't so typical of her, you'd swear she did this on purpose, just to make you feel better.
>With her still draped over you, you give her an earnest hug
>"w-what are you-"
>"Thanks. I've had a real shit day. Thanks for making it better."
>"..."
>"Do you want to talk about it?" her tone is sullen, but you can tell that she cares.
>She takes a few steps back from you, and plonks herself down in the water, arms crossed under her prodigious bust, which bobs ever so slightly in the water, a frown on her face, but a look on concern in her eyes
>You grin and float over to her, "Don't mind if I do" you duck under the water, and kick off the floor of the back. You launch yourself upwards, and plant a hand on her exoskeleton, and swing your leg over, straddling her spider half and you wrap your arms around her hips from behind, and rest your chin on her shoulder
>She gives a startled cry and staggers, but manages to regain her footing, unwilling to face the same humiliation twice, "G-give me some warning before you do that geeeze!"
>You laugh at her reaction, not unlike a startled horse, "Sorry, just wanted to get comfy."
>You can see the blush spread to the tips of her pointed elfin ears, but not much beyond that, before you regale her with your woes, you take one of the pointed tips into your mouth and give it a light nibble, chuckling as she gasps and squirms
>"S-Stop teasing. Talk."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874387

Its actually good so its unlikely, unless he suddenly got better somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874428
nazrin so short.

I want to see a mousegirl and a jinko fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874428
I think that a lot of us have been looking forward to your work since Gabby

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a fluffy, slightly chubby Manul Cat Girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F13bkwYYcxE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874457
Yes.

With the force of a thousand suns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874445
You need to pastebin this when yer finished and put this into the pastebin master list

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874454

Hi Danna

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873836
>Nigga, I hope you pastebin this.
I will. It's actually a LN titled "I Tried to Write A Story About A Delinquent Angel, But Spider Was Too Best and Stole It"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874457
no fat chics

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874449
But that is haram anon. Can't you settle for a big man with a mousegirl instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874465
um thanks but nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874445
yay spider wins
red head too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874469
no. gotta have both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874457
Werecats are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Armadillo girl that curls into a ball when frightened

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874466
Oh, gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874449
Girls can't fuck each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874272
>Massaging your Anubis Mistress' right pawpad as she shitposts with her left paw
>"Hey Anon, human boys hate the idea of Monster Girls with dicks, right?"
>You admit she's right
>"Alright thanks"
>You take a glance at the computer and see a post with a picture that vaguely looks like a penis on a purple cat
>It gets plenty of replies
>You begin to see [DELETED] appear by posts
>You see your Anubis grow a smug smile at all the caplock posts
>"Alright Anon, now start working on my feet paws, I need both paws for these next posts"
>You silently nod as you crawl under her desk and massage her feet paws
>Later that night you try to post in your regular general only to find your IP has been perma-banned for spamming the board with pictures of hot pockets mocking how shit Kikimoras are
>Your Anubis waifu then shouts where her daki is
>You sigh and get ready to be cuddled by her black paws
>Such is life with a bossy Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874480

No genki Dragonfly girl who has a complex when it comes to her not being an actual dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874484
yes they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874480
>Is sort of a simple minded girl due to all the bullying
>Gets constantly bullied because of her meek form and how everyone uses her as some sort of ball
>Soccerball
>Baseball
>Basketball
>Dodgeball
>Snowball
>Gets along with wurms surprisingly well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874486
>She goes on about how her family has Dragon blood and how they're the strongest of the Insect Girls.

Oh Dragonfly-chan. You never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874373
That's more feedback than anybody has given to me so I appreciate it none the less. I wont be writing exclusively about Holstaurs but they are my favorite so that will come through in my writing I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874485
>Crawl under her desk and massage her feet paws.
>Under her desk.
>Not taking the chance to kiss her legs, slowly working your way up her thighs.
>Nuzzle your head between her legs, teasingly kissing at the crotch of her underwear while you massage her paws.
>All while she shitposts at the computer.

This is love I want. This is the life I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874489
Sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874496
you sub guys are weird
insert submarine puns here
>>12874492
>She's only 4 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874488
No the can't, because they are ill equipped for it. At most the can finger and lick each other, but they can't fuck. Dildos and strap on are a poor imitation of the biological original. Eat shit yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874501
I'm sorry, I'm weird for wanting to pleasure mai waifu?
I'd like just as much if she were to return the favor. Y'know. Once the ban was circumvented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874503
Wow. You are FURIOUS over this huh? Last I checked oral sex was sex. Stay mad though, it's funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874394
It can not be pennywise, there is no guro .
Don't start adding any for my benefit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874505
But she won't though. She's to busy browsing mgchan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874510
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874511
Nigga writes things aside from the Rusalka story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874503
>Fucking must be PENIS IN VAGINA
>Nothing else can bring sexual pleasure.

No anon, you are a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874514
It's mg related, so it belongs here. Now shoosh.
In the meantime, have some sort of loli-tiger thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874513
Taking turns is a healthy part of a good relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874493
No worries. It's not bad as far as waifus go, and I'm sure nobody would mind if you wrote nigh-exclusively about them with a name like 'praise hathor'. I look forwards to your future work.
If anyone else wants a review on their work, I guess now is the time to post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874520
Mneah, the whole mistress thing just doesn't roll with me at all. Feels de-humanizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874511
ya im penorwiz

>>12874445
>You sigh
>"I Don't Wanna. It was fuckin shit. First this crazy arachnid slung me up in a cocoon of web, and I had to shake my hips around like a slutty belly dancer, just to shake free the knife I hide in my socks before I go to sleep. And then I had to catch it through the hole I cut in my pants pockets, which I could never tell my sister about because she'd just bully me and then I had to cut myself free of said cocoon and I land on my head for all the trouble. And it really hurt! And then I went to school and this crazy fucking angel tried to lure me into a fight or something, so I ran away and did flips and shit but when I tried to eat lunch her cronies caught me. Ah, except I met a cool spider. He didn't have a lewd redhead as a hat though. No hat. He was cool. So yeah, then this centipede with an Asian for a hat swung me all over the place by the head, and then threw me into a circle or real pissed off wolves Onis, ogres and Ushis, and the angel was in the middle and she told me to take my pants off and tie myself to a flagpole, so I told her to go sit on my dick, and she got angry and then I had to run away and there was this cute dododog and then I had to jump through the trees a- Are you even listening to me?
>"..."
>"I-it's touching."
>"What?"
>"I-I said it's touching!"
>You look down.
>You're not really aroused or anything, but your dick is pressing up against her back
>"That's... all you got from this?"
>"I-I was listening!"
>"Ugh, so anyway, I finally made it away except I went to far and had to circle back and there were these two elves making out, one might have been a guy but you can never tell with elves and then I was about to go to class but I said fuck it and then there was a kitsune from a different school who filmed it all and I asked her to get rid of the footage but then she said she wanted me to be her bitch, so I said no, fuck 'em let the world burn, except now every one knows that (contd)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874519
No it doesn't because any action MGs take is for the sake of getting a MALE mate, so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874530
>wanting another monstergirl over delicious, sexy human men
Why so homo, sis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874530
Guys, let's not fight, alright? Let's talk about something else
Like what MG do you want KC to do next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874525
A little role-playing never hurt anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874530
Yuri love is still love anon <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874536
Mneah. Makes my penis feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874539
While I do agree, there's nothing yuri about that image-set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874535
A fucking phoenix already. Or an MG you can only get by wincest. A rare breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874540
Well, to each their own.

I'm happy and content with mai waifu, and I hope you are with yours as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874541
The one I have here? Of course not. Yuri would probably make the janitors mad.
>>12874542
Charles 2 of spain:mg edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874539
Not in glorious KC land, any such contact between females is for the sake of making another monster. Stay in your containment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874543
Oh you're so kind anon, you're making me blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874544
>incest is bad bait

Gonna have to try way harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874548
>Anubis fucking up the Sphinx
I have never seen this before.

Bless you for sharing it with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874547
I guess you're too autistic to appreciate the love mg schoolgirls can have for each other. No matter, they don't need your permission.

Also, we need more MG gifs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874535

Female Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874539
/u/ is that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874554
DO. WANT.
>>12874555
Is that so? are you going there? Send me a postcard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874550
Not him, but here's another thing with the Anubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874547
>Sake of making another Monster
Except for Liliraunes, who in addition to wanting to seduce a man, do genuinely love their other female half.

Or Honey Bees, who sexually assault Alraunes to legitimately turn them on, to harvest more nectar. Sweet, sweet nectar.

And even still, this thread likes to go on quite often about how there's no need to follow KC's canon 100% anyway.

Sure, if you're arguing about his canon in particular, yuri is quite limited canonically, but I still don't see why anons get in such a tizzy about it in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874558
I want to tease and deny a female paladin until she can't control her pent up lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874554
corrupted right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874553
>>12874558
So are you trying to start a shitstorm or are you a newfag who doesn't know how these threads work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874558
>Those abs
Would add to adventuring party

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874559
>Anubutt Upskirts
Me like. Thank you.

>>12874553
>MG Gifs
I still say those couple of image sets posted recently, one with a Baphomet and one with Mari, look like storyboards. Shame no one here has animation skills to color and make gifs out of 'em.
No, the only gifs the MGE has is those Bleach parodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874562
good taste m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874559
Oh, is that drawn off of the anubis gangrape story?
>>12874562
anon, you'll cost her her job.
>>12874566
>Bot relevant to my intrests
>Newfag
Better to be a correct newfag than a wrong oldfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874527
>Now everyone knows that I made the baddest delinquent as school into an idiot and now no monstergirl will take her seriously and her gang is now in a war for territory or some shit, so I asked the bitch if there was anything at all I could do, but being her bitch was it and I said I already like some one and then she left. There. Whining over."
>"...So?"
>"So what?"
>"W-who do you like?"
>You go to make a flippant answer, but it catches in your throat
>You heart thumps
>Your dick twitches
>She squeals when you lean forwards, and hold her tight, arms crossing against her chest, her prodigious breasts spilling to either side, you lean into her ear
>"You."
>"I love you."
>"...S-s-s-since w-when!?"
>You nuzzle your cheek into her neck and shrug
>"Dunno. While now probably, but when I answered that kitsune on impulse, it sort of clicked. And then you come in here and make a fool of yourself and save me from my shitty day."
>"I've fallen for you."
>"..."
>"Sis?" You lean around to see what she's doing, when she surprises you by turning towards you and stealing a long, deep passionate kiss. Your eyes widen with shock, and then soften as you take note of the tears streaming down her face. Her tongue butts at your teeth hesitantly, and you open your kiss to let her in. Greedily, her tongue slips into your mouth and wraps around your own. The two of you kiss for what feels an eternity, broken into segments by your onee-chan's soft moans, and the occasional, lewd wet smacking and slurping sounds.
>You finally break the kiss
>"Honestly, what's with you today? Crying so much."
>She sniffles before burying her head into your chest, her crimson hair sticking in places, and floating around the steamy canvass
>"Not my fault. The man I love just confessed to me. How am I supposed to react?"
>You really don't have much to say to that.
>"W-well, I just confessed to the girl who's always been there for me... s-should I be crying or somehting?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874547
>KC land
>Not treated as a joke and ignored unless it benefits your argument
Uh-huh, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874553
>thread dedicated to man and monster love
>uninvited lesbianism
>accusing others of being autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874572
>Anubis Gangrape Story
U Wut m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874573
aww

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874572
>Oh, is that drawn off of the anubis gangrape story?
No, it's based off an example of perspectives written in smut back in the /a/ threads. Newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874572
So you are a newfag. Lurk more and don't force your yurishit here. You have an entire board for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874576
Yeah, you just keep wasting images on non-mg related stuff. That won't get you banned.
>>12874577
Read the recap bruh, at the top of the thread.
>>12874580
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874573
This got heart warming pretty quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874581
I guess that makes you an autistic oldfag then. You should consider lurking less then. And posting less. And going on this site less.

[Anonymous No.]

And to think we were having such a wonderful, peaceful chat about school clubs and cuddly mg girlfriends a few hours ago...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874572
Okay newfag, lemme help you out here.

I'm a yurifag. Love it. Writing an MG story with it. But the thing about these threads is that it's full of caustic, autistic assholes who are so obsessed with their Faceless Self-Insert Proxies, that the mere mention of Girl-on-Girl instead of that drives them up the wall, and they start shitposting unendingly.

So here's a solid piece of advice. Just drop it. It's not worth dealing with their autism.

[Anonymous No.]

He's trolling. Ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874582
>Recap
Oh. That shit from the last thread.

I prefer the version that was posted at the same time, where anon took her home, cuddled with her all night, and then took her on a date the following evening instead.

Recap didn't decide to mention that one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874561
>When they have sex normally, the act itself and the ripened nectar produced are a means of luring a man, and besides, it also gets them ready to welcome a man inside the flower petals.

You were saying?

>honeybees
>During the day, they fly around in search of flower nectar, which serves as their food.

Nothing sexual about it.

>>12874574
>everybody hates KC

Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>Im being hunted by a Yandere Shrike Harpy Girl
> goodbye guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874589
....You do know I'm not actually a newfag right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874573
Oh yeah, this gets me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874582
Since when posting a reaction pic gets you banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874589
Lemme help you out here anon.

People don't like your fetish here, so just go somewhere else.

How about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874535
Metal Slime.
Phoenix.
Hydra.
Leviathan.
Dracolich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874594
So? Nothing there contradicts that the Liliraune halves still love each other all the same, even if they do want a man too.

And the thing with the honey bees is pretty blatantly sexual. Though you could make the argument that, as the sexuality is purely for the purpose of gathering their food, there is no love of any sort behind it.

Except for the love of nectar and honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874582
>have only posted one image
>implying I don't always delete all non monster related stuff
>threatening with b&

The newfag is intense in this one.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon, you've lived alone when suddenly you find two prehistoric Monster Girls emerge from amber and move in to the two houses next to you. Which one do you fug?

>Meganeura Girl
She's a giant Dragon Fly girl, nearly 7 ft tall with a mighty exoskeleton tail and great wings. She's fairly chunni and believes herself to be a mighty dragon, powerful and prideful. However, she also has an inferiority complex from being treated as dirt by 'real' dragons.

You have 2 ways you can go about a relationship with her. You can heal her and build her confidence, going for a dom dragonfly girl who'll tenderly protect your smile and take you flying. Or you can drag her down to Earth, and get yourself an awkward and stuttering big dragonfly girl who's abandoned her chunni ways, who'll lean towards submissive attitudes.

>Eurypterid Girl
A Sea-Scorpion Girl, also tall and powerful, she's actually quite NEETish. Her home is messy and filled with weebshit, Figurines of lewd human boys line her walls, and her CRT TV is hooked into retro systems.

Your 2 ways you can go about it is clean up her house and work keeping her stuff clean and her happy. This will enable her to continue the life she does, and will slowly sink closer into her NEET lifestyle. You'll be her cute humanboy daki, who sometimes she'll dress up and slip her tail into your pants. Otherwise you can try to straighten her up yourself. Eventually with enough pushing she'll give up her NEET lifestyle and become a Greaser, with leather jackets, dyed black hair, switchblades, and an all around bad boy. She'll act rough and tough around her Salamander and Hellhound friends, but in private she'll tenderly and lovingly cuddle you. Aside from this you'll get Hellhound and Salamander friends who you'll be able to bro it up with.

Which do you go for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874593
Don't remember that.

>>12874600
It's impolite, and something only newfags do. It drains the image limit of a perfectly good thread.
>>12874601
Keep on hating man, doesn't make you more likeable or right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874589
>Being this assblasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874572
I know it'll cost her that job, that's what makes it so fun. She'll try to resist it, to ignore the aching that he feels between her legs, the desire to do unclean things with some common manwhore. But she won't to be able to get those images out of her head . Soon she'll be using her hands to indulge her bodies' urges, but it won't be enough . She won't last for long. None of them do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874609
>It's impolite, and something only newfags do
You wot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874589
>pushing unwanted fetish on uncorrespondent board
>everyone else is the asshole

Yurifags, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874605
Can we all just ignore this dude and move away from the yuri fighting please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874608
Mageneura Girl with option one
Fast travel my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874601
You're cute, in a really stupid autistic way. This must be why people are amused by trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874609
>Don't remember that.
It was posted pretty well in parallel with the gangrape bit. Or rather, the gangrape bit was posted shortly after, as something of an alternate. If anon didn't have the sense of mind to take the Anubis out of a potentially dangerous environment.

Gangrape being what it is, it of course got more of a reaction out of people than the vanilla route. Likely why it was mentioned in the recap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874608
Meganeura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874573
>She laughs and shrugs as the same time, "Heh, I don't know."
>You breathe a deep sigh, content to just sit there with her until the bath grows cold.
>You hear the front door open and the both of you tense,
>"...More than four footsteps. Mum."
>Your mother makes a beeline for the bathroom and you start to panic
>"I-I Should we, I dunno, do something?"
>Your sister pats your arm, "Shh, calm down."
>Before she can say anything more, your mother pops her head through the door, and takes one look at the scene before her.
>"...Thought so."
>"...'Bout time." and without any other words, she disappears again
>Your sister giggles, and you're left to just think about things. Your take her ear in your mouth and absently nibble on it as you ponder
>A slow, dopey smile spreads its way across your lips

So that's all I really got. None of this was planned, I saw you guys talking about highschool clubs and wanted to join in. originally this was going to be about delinquent Angel shenanigans, but then I introduced Onee-chan on a whim, and the entire focus just shifted. I'd write a heartwarming first time scene but I'm dead tired and having a hard time conceptualising arachne bath sex. So... yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874613
Oh no no.

Everyone who responds with "Your fetish a shit" is an asshole.

People who just continue to talk about Monster Girls are the correct party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874604
It's done for the sake of attracting a man or for food, or creating another monster. You have no place here. Go back to /u/ or tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874611
Well you're not very nice are you?
>>12874608
well both scorpion options are shit so let's go for a non-chuuni dragonfly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874622
I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874622
It was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874624
>For the sake of attracting a man
>Profile explicitly points out how the Liliraune view each other as their "Other Halves", quite literally.
>Man is the cherry on top.

Oh and also, the section on Monsterification in one of the settings books even mentions how turned girls often feel a great sort of love or devotion towards the MG that transformed them.

Granted it's noted as generally being more akin to the love one feels for an older sibling, but still. Then again, this is the same setting with a Cult of Lolis who call their partner "Big Brother"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874623
>just ignore them

So it becomes a regular thing? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874616
Man I'm not trying to be hostile.

I'm saying if people don't like monster girl yuri just talk about that somewhere else.

I'm not saying to fuck off, just to talk about that where you won't get shit on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874622
I enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874625
>>12874608
Admittedly I don't want a super sub girl, I'm fine with her being headstrong. I just want her to be realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874625
It might not seem nice at first, but I'm doing her a favor. She's not aware if her true feelings while a paladin and I'm helping her realize it. But seducing her away from her old life, I'm allowing her to build the one she wants, not the one her family pressured her into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874622

Penywise, or whoever you are, put it on pastebin and finish it off later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874608
Maganeura

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874633
Don't give a shit what you say or how you want to interpret it. The central theme of the setting is man and monster fucking, not MG and MG. Fuck off yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874639
Which was what the post you were replying to said. That's what made it funny. Every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874642
Or maybe she chose it herself and you're being a poop head

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874647
Okay, so what's your excuse for everything else?

Because I'm pretty sure I remember hearing this thread was not all about KC's setting. Like, every time KC's setting has ever come up, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874655
Say that as they may, they use the lore and designs and setting 95% of the time, the only exceptions being a contemporary version of KC's universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874655
Dude, he's just being a shithead, don't listen. This whole argument is gonna get janet bombed anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874622
Fuckin pastebin not letting me have long titles

>>http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms

Here's the past for any one that wanted it. and for that one guy who told me to add it to the masterbin, Idunno how to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874652
If she was honest about being a paladin, she should of resisted my advances

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874658
He's the one bringing up yuri. If he's not a newfag, he knows that doesn't fly here.

>>12874655
Implying it's not KC's stuff 99.9% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874664
but she DID....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874666
But only halfheartedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874665
I was talking to The one anti-yuri dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874669
It's still something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874670
So why'd you quote the guy who was arguing against the Anti-Yuri dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874665
This whole post. Failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874670
Then you misquoted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874676
>>12874678
Because I am dumb.
My apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874675
The only reason she never gave in at first she because it would make her look bad if she caved in right away. She wanted it from the start and she was only fooling herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never pollinate a Liliraune
>Multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874685
I don't know about you guys, but I think Liliraune are superior to Alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874685
>You will never watch on as they grind their cum-stuffed pussies against each other.
>You'll never jerk it to that sight until you cum all over both of them.
>You'll never watch them snowball the seed you shot between their upper mouths too.
>You'll never be reinvigorated to refill both lower mouths by this site.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere kikimora yay or nay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874690
Intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874690
How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874684
Bah, I call humbug.
I want my companion paladin to accompany on my quests to right the wrongs dark MG's have created, to smite every feral ushi and dark matter there is until the world is a more stable place.

THEN fucking can commence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874690
Yay.
Yandere a best, especially if it's obsessive rather than possessive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874685
TWINS THEY WERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874687

I kind of like the threesome aspect to liliraune, being sandwiched in between them would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874690
Yandere Kikimora is the only kind worth considering.

>>12874697
Go back to sleep, Tankred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874622
I'm hoping to see more, what with the angel situation and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874702
Exactly. Sex would never get boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874690
Ill start after lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874703
NYET

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874690
Been done before I'm sure.

Everything is yandere these days.

I just want a qt Deredere Girl, or a Mayadere Black Dragon Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874724
Mayadere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874724
what is mayadere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874724
Care explaining what Mayadere is? Because I feel like what I'm thinking is completely different from what you're thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874724
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874724
A mindfucking liar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874730
>>12874731
>>12874732
>>12874733
Googled Mayadere, got this:
https://vndb.org/i219

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874737
That actually sounds pretty interesting
We gotta push Mayadere for Smash

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874724
Wasn't there a story with something like that?
It was about boxing or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874737
That's actually somewhat interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874737
So yeah, basically an evil Black Dragon who tries to kill you originally but then goes all dere for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874737

Oh, so a reformed villainous vixen. With the murder fetish intact. Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok folks.

Took about 2 weeks, 44 pages and 17200ish words but its finally here.

The climax to A Familiar Friend.

Let me know how good it is because I have worked on this so long that I don't even want to look at it any more.

http://pastebin.com/xqcmMprF

Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872343
Didn't you know that our Lord and Savior transcends dimensions?

His message gets distorted though, depending who hears it. Ultimately everything is explained and resolved in the life hereafter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874753
Niiiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874757
If he's so powerful why can't he speak clearly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874737
>That
>Black Dragon Girl

Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874685
Good, it would be bad enough if one of them took the Audrey II route, having them both would be a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874737
So like...Aki Izayoi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874608
Meganeura Girl
I would heal her and build her confidence, but for being herself and not a dragon. Dragonflies are cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874608

I wanted to say both, but a greaser? Meganeura it is. I'm attracted to the wings anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>You hated PT, and sometimes wished you had revived a club like a fellow classmate of yours to get out of it.
>But there was no escaping your dreaded fate as you lined up with several other boys across a wall against with a group of bulky Oni's staring you down with giant red dodgeballs in their hands.
>Squatting down you covered your face ready to have it smashed up against the wall on the call of Coach Anubis to start the unfair game.
>But as you waited for her to say "GO!" she instead she whistled for somebody to enter the gym, and join in.
>Taking a look to see who joined in on the the massacred your mouth dropped as it was the leader of all the Oni's in the school, Ushi-Oni.
>She was buff, mean, and -shit! She just saw you looking at her while cowering. Tightening up your ball position you could hear her laugh, and call you out. But you didn't say a word, you kept quiet like somebody who wanted to live.
"Hey little shit! I'm talking to you." She yelled at you, but then Coach Anubis jumped onto her saying no profanity until the game starts.
>There was nothing, but silence as felt Ushi-Oni stare at you, and then suddenly "GO!", and loud screams of pain filled the gym along with the drops of your comrades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874690
There's already a couple of those but go ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874798
Gosh it's lovely here in NRAC.
I say, did you lads here about that one fool who joined an oni-only mg PE class?
I head it took weeks to clean him off the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874798
>Taking a look around you saw it was only you with a tiny red ball rolling over to your feet.
>Across from you could see Ushi-Oni saying "Girls you better get the camera's ready when they go to the nurse. We're going to make a killing on today's body shots."
>Grabbing the ball it seemed like they missed you on purpose, and you stood up ready to take a stand which caught the attention of Ushi-Oni.
"Look at you! What are you going to do? Huh? Huh? Are you gonna stand there, and take me like my little bitch? I bet you like it when monster girls get rough n you." She said mockingly.
>Taking a deep breath you then let out a loud scream as you reeled the red ball back, and with all your strength threw it for yourself, for your unlucky friends, and for boys all over the school.
>The ball effectively missed Ushi-Oni however, & smacked against the wall.
>Ushi-Oni then gave you a grin that froze you in fear as she reeled back her arm and threw the red ball at you.
>When it landed everything on your face went numb, and then everything went black.
>You later wake up within the nurses office with the Ushi-Oni at your bed side holding so some flowers, and a card.
>Letting out some groans as your face was numb made her jump, and say "S-Sorry.", before hurrying out of the room after placing the flowers & card on your lap.
>Feeling some satisfaction at what you did you grabbed the card she left you, and begun reading it to yourself: "When you faced me today with that dodge ball I realized something. I no longer want to put you into a cowardice ball. I want to fuck you like the little bitch you are until you are in a cowardice ball. When you get out of the nurses office I will be waiting for you, and those adorable screams you make. - Love Ushi-Oni <3"
>Putting the card down you felt your face turn white, and your heart skipping a few beats.

Just another day at Monster Girl Academy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874807
Well, you can't say you didn't ask for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874807
>The ball missed
>Not the bal bouncing off the wall while the Ushi Oni is smiling all smug and hitting her right in the back of the head
>Not becoming the David who took down the giant Goliath

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874807
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874807
..What a hero..

[Sir Orrin No.]

>>12874724
>Mayadere Black Dragon

Trying to wrap my head around this new and neato dere that's been added to my vocabulary.

>Black Dragon kidnaps a princess for ransom
>Paladin anon goes to rescue her
>Anon unties the princess and let's her go while acting "cold" as a Female Smaug sounding dragon taunts him
>Dragon stops princess from leaving, anon taunts her to switch aggro as the princess escapes
>An even match breaks out for 30 minutes before the stalemate is broken by a surprise REAL DRAGON change
>Then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qC2P7QYjaE&t=2m33s happens
>Double KO but Anon wakes up first and unable to reach her passed out body simple escapes her lair
>Severely injured he makes it to the nearby town to recover at the Inn
>He pays the carriage man a massive sum to take his clothing (scent) and ride away from town as fast as possible
>She stalks through town demanding your whereabouts
>The crier terrifyingly explains your departure with the carriage as she speeds after it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872215
Did you just make that up or is that actually a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874824
I made it up.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874807

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874834
Ushis would be kind enough to leave people alone who have a fear of spiders, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874807
>Meanwhile at the Rape the Human Boy Club, incubus anon wakes up from a nap under a pile of several different flavors of monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874837
Yes.

Actually, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874837

Yes.

Though they still might try to heal you by cuddling with you under a blanket by the fireplace as you both eat ice cream and watch This Old House

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874844
That doesn't actually sound that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874837
Of courspffffhahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

The Queen of Hearts is basically a Lilim + Alice, right?
What are some other good combinations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874807
>Not being Elite at dogeball

Askingforit.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874823
I just want to live a life with a Holstaurus wife and our kids. Why am I not allowed to have things I want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874837
Of course
BUT TOUGH SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874852

Werewolves in military uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874844
Is she fine with cuddling a man who is whimpering more than a dog with a broken leg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874852
Hellhound + Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874852
Holstaurus + Yeti + Wheresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874859
Yes.
That gets them wet, actually.

>>12874852
Lilim+Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls have more to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874863
Old and busted.

[Sir Orrin No.]

>>12874823
>Anon recovers quickly over the course of a few days
>Then leaves a note for the crier for the dragon, to meet him atop the snowy mountain in the abandoned fortress for a duel to the death
>Enraged with the wild goose chase dragon returns and grabs hold of the crier asking why she shouldn't roast him alive
>She reads the note and heads to the mountain
>A battle breaks out that would make the Gandalf vs Baelrog fight look mediocre by comparison
>Anon, eventually from fatigue and the overwhelming bullshit of a full dragon's power is nearly struck down
>Before he passes out from the injuries he gives her the finger and says the courage of men will never falter and she will perish one day
>He wakes up tied down in her bed inside the treasure room
>Ect

That would be a Mayadere right? Evil villain, does bad shit, tries to kill the MC before growing attracted to him? In this case it would be rape with reverse stockholm syndrome for the dragon with the Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874863
I prefer big girls with a breast size that is fitting to their scale
I cannot understand why taking a character's breasts and making them absurdly huge is considered "attractive"

Im also quite certain an ass that big is unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874863
>That hip to waist ratio
I'm sorry but I refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874865
I guess it's time for him to consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874865
>Ect
You son of a bitch.

Please, please go on/elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874865
Keep going faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874864
>>12874868
>>12874869
More for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874859

She'd probably hug you closer and scratch your head until you calmed down.

[Anonymous No.]

>New Year, year of sheep
>no weresheep art
I'm really disappointed, but I shouldn't be surprised.
10 manticores would be drawn before something relevant and good would be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874865
as I understand it mayadere is when a villain wants to fuck you so bad she switches sides but still essentially acts the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12873744
Who did this? I would like a glacies titfuck/footjob/sex

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, post your favorite, long forgotten green texts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874861
Holy shit, that's soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874877
Go ahead. I prefer my boobs to be reletive, pic related.
LEWDNESS AHEAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874865
>Not having a self destruct "I'm taking you down with me" spell.

What a pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874826
Well make up more, I am intrigued

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874892
I want to kiss that cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874868
>certain an ass that big is unhealthy

[Sir Orrin No.]

>>12874870
Why? He'd be slowly purifying her with his dick and inherent heroic aura.

That dragon would eventually husbandu him and be kind of less evil but still evil.

Like...she'd stop raiding caravans and lower the "dragon" tax on the nearby village. Still evil but not as evil, the Diet Evil or Lite Evil.

Acceptable levels of evil for a Paladin to marry her would really depend on the Paladin.

>>12874872
It's what I do.

>>12874883
This shit doesn't have a good description, so close enough in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874886
Imgur please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874905
It is unhealthy. Those tits and that ass look like they belong on a cow.
>>12874908
>less evil but still evil
So she's still shit.
It is a paladin's duty to quell evil COMPLETELY or die trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874914
But Asterio is a cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874922
No, like, a moo cow.
The kind that lonely country boys fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874914
Don't make me re-write that shit with anon being a petty mercenary hired by the king to rescue the princess.

With no sense of real morality and is generally out to make dosh, he'd have some semblance of similarity with the dragon since they both would be compelled by greed in different ways.

I'll do it mate! I'll remove the Paladin entirely and then all you'll have is another story devoid of a Paladins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874887
Cuddle your fluffy overlords.
>>12874924
>lonely country boys
You're just jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874924
Asterio can moo too! She is a cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874886
http://imgur.com/KMwbDHl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874928
>filename
hueh.
>>12874933
no, like an ATTRACTIVE cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874882
Its not the year of the sheep until February, anon. Learn your calenders.

[Anonymous No.]

And we're back for more!
Time to continue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874939
Hoo boy, let's go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874936
Asterio is attractive! You're not making any sense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874886
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12673124/#q12674235
starting at post 12674235
I also like all the valerie the anubis greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874939
Fuck my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874943
She'll only be attractive once she gets the tumors in her boobs and ass that cause them to be swollen out of proportion removed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874939

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874753
What a delightfully sweet, and boner inducing conclusion to your, so I certainly look forward to reading your future works.
Also, that's the most worthwhile thing I've seen anyone do with a Cheshire in a while.
It was also nice to see that /fit/ Oomukade again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874950
>Screw you I'm going to space.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874950

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874936
>no, like an ATTRACTIVE cow.
Well I didn't know you were into bestiality.
I disagree with your life choices but I respect them. Hopefully you will have a happy life with Annabelle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874958
christ if she's going to rape him why not just skip the frills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874952
[Spoiler] Thanks. I wanted to go back towards what the Cheshire used to be. Also, may or may not make the Oomukade a future heroine. [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874958
She better have a cool action line here
SHE BETTER SAY _____ KICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874958
>Mari used RIDER KICK!
>It's Beyond Super Effective

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874958
>GALICK GUN!
>Did she say garlic? I love garl- OH CRAP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874958
>>12874966
Are you expecting a rider kick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874972
I am SO expecting a Rider Kick, or any type of kick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874949
That's not nice Anon! Asterio is meant to be just the way she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874963
>Annabelle
Fuck, I remember that name from somewhere.
Also, I'll have you know I find many different types of cows attractive. Check dis bitch: her boobs are still a little too big, but at least her hips are in proportion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874972
Swear to god if she's dressed as a Kamen Rider I'm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874972
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874952
Thanks, wanted to make a Cheshire that was closer to how the origional one wasl. I also am considering making the Oomukade a heroine in a future story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874972
I am at half-mast right now. I NEED a Rider Kick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874978
Gee, I wonder who is gonna win..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874978
Say the line
SAY THE LINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874981
Eiji and Ankh would have to fight monsters off with a stickI'd like to see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874978

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874975
horribly disfiguring tumors and all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874987
>Implying all the Greeed wouldn't be MGs.
>Ankh included.
>Implying she wouldn't be Eiji's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874978
I hope this faggot gets his shit kicked in.
>>12874980
By chance, was your set in Ohio?
Oh, and what became of the Nightmare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874988
Shit looks like it's getting real here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874992
>implying she wouldn't still die
Being Eiji is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874988
Aww yiss. Final Flash, here it comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874993
your story*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874976
>>12874989
Asterio is perfect the way she is! She's the Smith of the Labyrinth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874987
Forget Eiji and Ankh, what about Kouta and Kaito? Or have you forgotten their final battle?
Any warrior monstergirl who say that would be a one woman flood, lemme tell ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874993
You always root for the underdog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874999
>Implying MegaMax didn't show they'll revive her someday.
>Implying their happy end isn't inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875005
The tragically ugly smith of the labyrinth. >>12874993
I hope he wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874993
Sadly no.

Im a Michigander at heart so I would place it in the mitten state if any where.

although you could throw it down there if you wish.

Nightmare goes to a bar, drowns her sorrows and then goes on a drunken rape spree.

She hooks up with one of the guys and lives happily with 2.5 kids.

Don't fuck with Lucretia's man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875009
Eiji is like twenty isn't he?
He's gonna be an old ass man once Ankh comes back

[Anonymous No.]

>You're walking along the ye olde streets when you are approached by a female Paladin
>'WHAT HO YOUNG TRAVELER! Pray you are heading into that monster district Art thou not? We of the Paladin Order respectfully ask that you refrain from such. Come and join US! We can give you more than those Monsters!'
>You begin to walk away
>'H-Halt! If you join our order we'll give you the most Illuminating Armor, forged custom made for you! And The finest weapons ever crafted by human hands'
>You continue to keep walking
>'MAGIC! WE CAN TEACH YOU MAGIC! Do you want to cast holy rays of Light! Thou Shall! Golden Hammer? Done! Sword of the Sun? DONE!'
>You continue to walk even further as the Paladin leaps at your feet
>'PLEASE JOIN THE ORDER! I WILL BE YOUR CUMSLUT, I SHANT EVEN ASK YOU TO SUPPORT WHATEVER BASTARD CHILD YOU LEAVE ME WITH, JUST PLEASE JOIN THE ORDER! DOES THOU HAVE A FETISH! I'LL DO IT, I'LL SULLY MY WAISTLINE, LEAVE MY PITS UNSHAVEN, EVEN CHEAT ON YOU IF YOU'RE WEIRD LIKE THAT!'
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875009
>Implying Eiji wouldn't find some way to bring the other Greeed girls back too.
>Implying Eiji wouldn't be the most polite alpha ever
Eiji a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875019
I tell her my fetish is corruption.

If she corrupts herself into a purple snake I'll gladly join her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875019
Desperation is attractive. Why not, we can always defect together if it comes to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875019
>"Here, take this."
>"Why? Because you my friend are THIRSTY AS FUCK."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875019
That's not a paladin, that's a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875019
My fetish is monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875006
All the riders would have to fight them off with a stick.Shotaro however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875006
In regards to toku, it's a shame monstergirls can't be Makai Knights with their yin and yang system and all.
>>12875005
Asterio is shit. Holstaurus' are superior.
>>12875014
Lucretia's certainly not all that lenient with her possessive tendencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874988

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875014
>Nightmare
Could someone elaborate on this for me?
Nightmare mai waifu, and there's not nearly enough content with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875019
>implying real paladins recruit some jackass on the street.

Bait harder, monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875036
TROOTH
DAT PALADIN A SPAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875019
>Join
>Get awesome holy armour
>Learn every holy magic and other type of magic there is
>Abandon immediately afterwards, going back to being a wandering adventurer
Hey, a little training and levelling up never hurt anyone. Plus, learning some magic could be helpful, and the armour can help with skirmishes.
If I become the first Dark paladin, then I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874978
>"Woah, I can totally see you are not wearing panties!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875034

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875034
MY DICK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875034
>that last minute edit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875017
Eh, I wouldn't be surprised if his time as a Greeed affected his aging.

>>12875020
That he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875034
>>12875041
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875037
How very observant of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874981
>>12875006
Don't waste images on /m/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875035
Pedal back through the conversation and you'll find a link,and from there you'll find the dudes account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875043
>you will never see Kouta smile again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875050
Thanks, it's what I have a PHD in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875035
http://pastebin.com/u/averageanon

A Familiar Friend 2.

First half has her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875041

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875057
Oh yeah, I could tell. It's rare to meet a scholar of your stature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874935
That was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875059

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875060
truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875057
>PHD
>Not Ph.D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875064

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875006
>Never watch this yeah yeah I'm a heretic
>Specifically go and watch this fight
>It's not bad

I mean it's not bad considering the goofy costumes and shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875069
I have a PHD, not Ph.D, doofus.
What the hell even is a Ph.D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875071
Yeah, throw her into the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875054
Alright I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875071
>I am the protagonist
>And as such, I must have UNHUMAN POWERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875059
>>12875064
>>12875071
No. No. Noooooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875072
get your disgusting blimp tits away from my desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875071

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875071
Time for some reverse reverse rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875075

>>12875058

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875072

I'm gonna plow that Milk Girl like there's no tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875079
Shitty edgelord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875077
YEEESSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875079

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875076
>anyone below hero tier taking on a lilim

Really faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875073

A doctorate of philosophy. You know, the cap on higher education in any particular field.

I know you're joking but I'm too tired to think of anything snappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875085
>Penises are getting big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875085
Man this guy draws fast
>>12875087
You mad, femdom boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875085

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875058
>>12875081
Ah, thank you very much for that.
Will give a read soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875092

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875085
YES!

[Anonymous No.]

This series of images must be the prequel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875091
>he draws fast
they're already drawn. he's dumping them.
captcha: cumpt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875091
>femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875097

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875099
Why is she so angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875100
that was a joke
>>12875099
keep your rape fantasy outa my power fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875102

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875104
She's losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875104
Getting tossed around is annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875107

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875108
I wish, but we all know how this is gonna end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875111
Childhood Friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875111

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875102
That's a cool looking attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874753
I enjoyed this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875108
>Implying she isn't just playing around

[Anonymous No.]

>1800 posts in
>already just 100 images left

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875115

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874988
>>12875111
the red and black power swirls look decidedly un-heroic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875124
Spooky.

Lilims are stupid scary monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875113
We don't actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875124
BOOM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875125
>What is a dark hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875120
Glad to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875131

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875124
>yougonnagetraped.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling that this won't end in femdom OR maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875132
In this setting? Doubtful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875113
>To make the story simple, just rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875129
Yeah we do.

This is pretty much Vegeta vs Freeza..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874902
Well how about...
>Wurm in high school struggling to make good friends
>Gets picked on by the other girls because she's not very good at math
>Or science
>She excels in P.E., but that "doesn't matter"
>Sometimes she has mean thoughts of getting back at the girls who are mean to her
>But she can't
>After all, Dad said "Be nice. Be good."
>"Be nice. Be good."
>But for how long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875135

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875145
god damnit drawfag, I wanted the good end. Now you're just fueling the rape fantasies of sub men everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875145

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875145
Glad that's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875145
>*teleports behind you*
>*unsheathes vagina*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875145
Nigga gon' get ganked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875146
Dude it's a fucking Lilim, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875147
Jesus Christ how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875144
Continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875147
Holy shit that's terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875150
I kekked

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875147
I'll admit, I jumped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875152
I'm so damn tired of people pulling magic powers out of their ass just because they want to see some dude get raped. I mean come ON, mix it up a little!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875147

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875150
>"Pssssh...nothin' connsensuel kid."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875150
Best post ever made on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875144
>wurm
>doesn't have a boyfriend yet
I volunteer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875147
Fearboners. Fearboners everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875147

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875150
>*rapes u in haf*
>psshhh.... nothin personnal hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875166
Fuck you, I volunteer

[Anonymous No.]

You guys do remember this is supposed to be a friendly sparring match, right?

Not some maledom or femdom fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875147
Oh shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875168
*Gasp* how suprising..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875168

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875168
>Childhood friends
This smile of mine. It glows like the ray of a thousand suns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875168
Everything went better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875168
>*grabs your neck*
>"FUCK ME?!?!?!?!?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875144
Stay be good, Stay be cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875178
I predicted correctly then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875177

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHI2bZ-Rbso

If only he knew how to protect himself from rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875168
>>12875177
>>12875187
Guh. Wowwww, we didn't see this coming. How suspenseful. Because Getting your face rammed into stone at mach 3 doesn't give you any injuries if you have a rape fetish.

But seriously though, why go through all this drama if you're just gonna rape the dude? Might as well do it right off the bat instead of this fucking bullshit fight scene.
>>12875170
we volunteer together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875187

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875187
UH HELLO
PLEASE LET HIM BREATHE
HUMANS NEED THAT AIR SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875187

Told ya: >>12875143

Fucking Dragonballz powerlevel bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875192

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875192
he dreamin now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875189
>we volunteer together
Sure. But I'm going to win

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875188
This actually reminds me of something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875197

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875189
You sound mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875197
SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875201
Later that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875201
technical knock out? I think that's the wrong term.
>>12875202
I guess. Not really mad, just irritated. I've seen it, I've been there, if you're gonna shag the dude might as well just get it over with instead of drawing it out.
>>12875199
Fight me m8 i lift

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875189
Wow, you mad bro?

It's called having fun. They were fighting for fun. It's like you didn't even read Mari's profile about how she's an adventurous-shounen character with a sexual edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875200
>Dat Boondocks scene
Why do I want to see Tom in an MG prison go full anti-rape mode now?

>THIS IS MY BOOTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875207
>if you're gonna shag the dude
But that's not what she wants you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875210
I don't know what's worse: Dropping the soap in an all male prison full of Alp's, or dropping the soap in a communal shower with MG's

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim a shit.

They're like those rich girls you see on TV that you pray that misfortune happens to

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875144
...I'd be her friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875209
see this post.>>12875207
I get no sense of "fun" out of bullshit magic. It's like an imagined playground fight where your opponent creates an "everything proof shield". There's no... How shall I put this, weight behind the actions when the writing can allways just say "uuh... He looses becus lilum magic!"
>>12875214
It's a lilim. What else would she want you idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875215
Dropping the soap in either case wouldn't matter because nobody has a penis to ram in your ass when you bend over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875214
Ok, then what was the point of this?
>lololol, humans are so weak.
Don't we have enough of those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875225
except the hyena girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875222
>It's a lilim. What else would she want you idiot?
I guess you don't know the character at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875219
Lilims are OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875210
Don't you mean tallywacker?

>>12875215
>Dropping the soap in an all male prison full of Alp's

So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875200
I don't see how an MG prison would work with all these varying degrees of rapetrain.

Maybe society would use male prisoners as a means of keeping the MG prisoners sedated and compliant. You're still fucked if they already have a husbando though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875147
And now my dick is rock fucking solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875200
It'd be more like the scene if she were a Manticore that bent him over the counter before reaching her tailpussy around to suck him dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875222
He was testing his strength with her, he lost, he'll do better next time, as she even says. Also.

>What else would she want?
To have fun. How oft must this be repeated to pierce your thick skull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875228
I think I know what a LILIM is. A succubus with 200% more bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875215
>Dropping the soap in an all male prison full of Alp's
What are they going to do? Hug you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875225
>Dropping the soap in a prison full of Alps
Remember, there's a stage system. also
>Dropping the soap in a communal shower
>Instead of bending over, you crouch down
>You get you face rammed into the crotch of a MG
No matter what, you're getting raped in some shape or form

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875229
They're snobby buttheads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875192
He is suffocating to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875235
Lurk more nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875237
>Not beating everyone up before showering.
Typical plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875236
I'd go to prison if you got free hugs
Who doesn't like free hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875206

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875226
Sparring for fun? You know that, thing you apparently never have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875236
They'll spread the gay
>Alps having water fights and wipping each other with towels, running around and having fun
>Meanwhile, you're standing there, trying to have a fucking shower
>But they're being so cute, your nethers is betraying you
>And they can sense it, the lewd bastards
>Next thing you know it, you feel the eyes of a dozen Alps on you, some even breathing onto your neck
Bad End

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875244
I ponder that he might be less down about losing, so much as just still suffering the after-effects of oxygen deprivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875244
I had fun once, it was terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875244
That must have hurt his pride. Or he might be woozy and have a splitting headache, from >>12875248

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875246
Well, I'm sorry if I don't find foregone conclusions "fun."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875247
>bad end

More like best end, now I get to live my time in prison with a harem of alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875250
I once met a guy who went out to have some fun, he died later that night when he didn't know that the 'u' in "fun" stood for 'undesirable consequences'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875250
>>12875264
Now hold your horses. There's a difference between having fun and responsibly having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874277
Christ that neck

Copy that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875261
Yeah, I feel sorry for you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875234
>"huuuhhh... duuuuhhhh... Bullshit is fun! why don't you like getting raped you faggot! Lilums are invincible, if you don't like getting raped you're obviously in denyal!"
You're clearly not reading my posts so I think I'll ignore you.

>>12875244
Oh now you're just taunting me you cheeky bastard.

Anyway here's my whole overlying point: I dislike this little series because I feel it reeks of the bullshit power that you all know of so well. (see everything-proof shield)

People say "It's just for fun", but this series portrays this little clash as a "challenge"-but what fun is a challenge when you literally cannot win because your opponent has god mode activated? No fun can be had, because there is no goal. You goal is failure. Why would you WANT to fail? Might as well just lie down and let her have her way.

I argue that this "fun" series would be much more "fun" if the male's actions carried weight. He punches her, she feels pain. He slams her into a wall, she starts to bleed ext. Even if he did fail in the end, visible damage to the opponent would make it much more fun. You can fail and still have fun, so long as something happens. Like me getting raped by FTL's final boss- he's tough as nails and I usually lose but even when I do, I'm still doing damage, I'm still making progress.

Of course the art itself is excellent, and if I had half the skill the artist did I would be very proud of myself. And I recognize that even if I hate this series, the artist that produced it may someday make something I enjoy. And that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875261
How does it feel that that one series you like won't get a third season?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875244
The end.

Also to add since it's being discussed.
Mari and Akai are friends. Whenever she passes by his area she helps him train and spar.
She's never really claimed him for herself as a husband or pet, she does have sex with him though here and there...But that is to be expected. She passes by, checks up on how he's been, trains him and spars with him, and then just generally hangs out before heading out again after a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875247
>>12875262
>You will never be a male convict in MGC.
>You'll never have committed a crime so heinous, you were thrown in a prison that's usually monstergirls only with a life sentence. In a prison where all the inmates have life sentences.
>That prison will never become a 24/7 rape factory with every single inmate taking turns raping you for the rest of your life.
>Except your body absorbs so much demonic energy that you become a functionally immortal Incubus.
It's a weird fantasy I'll admit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875274
Anon, you're taking this way too seriously
Have you never sparred with someone before? Someone that is obviously superior to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875274
You need to calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875274
What can men do against such reckless butthurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875262
>fucking men with vaginas

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875272
I for you as well, seeing as you fail at reading comprehension.

>>12875276
Eh, I'll live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875274
Wow.

You are really assblasted over the fact that her friend just wasn't strong enough yet.

Even if he failed, he gave it his best shot, and did manage to at least grab her, which most probably couldn't even manage. He was testing his strength, got his answer, and now he'll try and do better the next time, and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875278
Cute. Seems like a nice little relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875278
He's a resident in Mari's kingdom? Also, did Maritan also supervise this short?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875281
>>12875234
>>12875283
>>12875284
>>12875289

>" Bullshit is fun! why don't you like getting raped you faggot! Lilums are invincible, if you don't like getting raped you're obviously in denyal!"
I've heard this all before.

Anyway here's my whole overlying point: I dislike this little series because I feel it reeks of the bullshit power that you all know of so well. (see everything-proof shield)

People say "It's just for fun", but this series portrays this little clash as a "challenge"-but what fun is a challenge when you literally cannot win because your opponent has god mode activated? No fun can be had, because there is no goal. Your goal is failure. Why would you WANT to fail? Might as well just lie down and let her have her way.

I argue that this "fun" series would be much more "fun" if the male's actions carried weight. He punches her, she feels pain. He slams her into a wall, she starts to bleed ext. Even if he did fail in the end, visible damage to the opponent would make it much more fun. You can fail and still have fun, so long as something happens.

Like me getting raped by FTL's final boss- he's tough as nails and I usually lose but even when I do, I'm still doing damage, I'm still making progress. And that's why I enjoy myself.

Of course the art itself is excellent, and if I had half the skill the artist did I would be very proud of myself. And I recognize that even if I hate this series, the artist that produced it may someday make something I enjoy. And that's nice.

And yes, I realize I'm going all keyboard commando over a drawing of a fake girl with a fake boy on a website where I pretend to be popular. This kind of thing needs to be taken with MOUNTAINOUS piles of salt and I get that. Just my two cents I guess.

>>12875244
>>12875278

Oh now you're just taunting me you cheeky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875285
>not fucking men with vaginas

It's the best part of a woman, on a total bro, what's not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875278
This is getting into tangentially related fanfiction territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875291
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875289
I wonder if we ever get a story, where "giving your best shot" actually works out.

You know, instead of the incompetent rape victims we usually get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875297
tl;dr, muh opinions, good art, story makes me butthurt for many reasons, some of which are valid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875274
>Still complaining you're not being pandered to

There was never even any rape. Yeah it was clear who was going to win but that's because you're looking at a character who is canonically much much stronger. And for the 'asspull' shit, it's a fight that doesn't matter whatsoever, consisting of two individuals using sex magic.

And your argument is counter-intuitive. You're saying that if we know he's going to lose then he shouldn't fight at all, yet you want a more long drawn out fight scenario with more detail. It's just nonsensical.


I'm just going to say that just because you know how something is probably going to turn out doesn't mean that the content of that media is somehow useless. Look at any Shakespearean play for an example of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875298
That's gay bro. KC made alps gay again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875297
For what it's worth, I agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875297
Nicely done putting words in my mouth

I'm not sure why you can't just enjoy a stupid fight without getting all mad. If this was a serious story or a game or something I'd agree but it's just a damn series of pictures.

Stop getting autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875291

Commander Up is always what's up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nsgpuBiVLc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875308
Nuh uh, you're dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875286
There's nothing to comprehend. It's simply a case of "I don't like thing, therefore it shouldn't exist."
Guess what? Just because you don't enjoy it there are others who obviously do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875297
>Deletes post
>Posts it again, slightly different.
>Quoting more people as though it somehow addresses just how assblasted he is.

Dude, you need to just quit. Leave the computer. You keep seeming to have this fixed idea of it as something that it's not, and you're getting yourself all done up in a knot over it.

Just leave. Take a chill pill. A nap. Something.
Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875297

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875305
>And your argument is counter-intuitive. You're saying that if we know he's going to lose then he shouldn't fight at all, yet you want a more long drawn out fight scenario with more detail. It's just nonsensical.

No, my point was that he's not doing any damage, and we all fucking know he's not going to start because muh lilim superpowers.

I feel like if I were in a situation where I was faced with a clearly unbeatable foe, I would just roll with it.

But like my FTL example, where even if the chance of victory is unlikely, If I were able to produce some sort of result, It would be well worth a try.

>>12875312
You didn't actually read it did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875317
>I don't like thing, therefore it shouldn't exist.
I never said that, but keep tryin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874357
>her face when castle doctrine exists
I think I'll be okay

[Anonymous No.]

Shit niggas, simmer down a little.

Tell me the things you'd do to this little Werecat kitten right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875302
I'd say the guy in the pictures we just got shows that.

He trains with her, spars with her, makes progress, and will likely get better over time. I'd say, even from the failure we witnessed, he's far from incompetent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875297
This is not worth getting so analblasted about anon. Calm the fuck down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875316
>know he's going
If you're going to be retarded...

>They'll likely still be confused by the feelings in their own heart: "The man before my eyes wants more.", "I wanna have sex more." Then, when the heart of the man mixes with the pleasure of a monster inside their head, while spending days in want, they'll end up attacking and having sex with a man again. While repeating this, eventually they'll lose all resistance to having sex and making love with men while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man even though they used to say they hated it so much. On the contrary, they'll come to seek sex on their own and enjoy the taste of pleasure and mana.

>Additionally, there are also Alps that awaken to the joy of being a woman through this process. In that case, the body changes, rapidly growing voluptuous to invite men, and the heart changes to be like that of a woman, resulting in an Alp that's even more feminine that a real woman, and even more lewd and lustful than a Succubus.

Alps with the heart of a woman are no longer the rule, but the exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875322
you didn't actually read it did you? Just like the other dude. Hell, you're even worse, you're not even making a point. Give yourself some ground to stand on, then argue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875297
Living proof that images draw out ridiculous levels of autistic shitposting more than anything else like conjoined writing.

Jesus christ.

[Maritan No.]

>>12875296
>>12875299
It was a co work with me and less. Just for fun for the most par.
I worked on some panels, gave tips on some others here and there, helped him understand effects a bit more.
He did pretty good for a first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875328
I'd hug her, and cuddle her, and call her George!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875329
Well yeah, I was exaggerating, but my point still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875330
>>12875334

>And yes, I realize I'm going all keyboard commando over a drawing of a fake girl with a fake boy on a website where I pretend to be popular. This kind of thing needs to be taken with MOUNTAINOUS piles of salt and I get that. Just my two cents I guess.

Guess you missed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875335
Cool.

Looking forward to seeing more of these "Storyboard" type deals.

And maybe someday, someone might actually have the ability to animate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875335
Alrighty then, I appreciate the clarification mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875335
>.less
>Pretty good for a first
DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875338
Saying you're stupid doesn't make it any more okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875338
What I saw was a massive autistic fit and then a line at the end put in place to deflect any criticism

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875297
Seriously, dude, you're taking this way too seriously
Spar with someone who's better than you. of course you're going to get your butt handed to you on a silver platter with some Thai dipping sauce and some sprinkles of mint. It's like taking on Superman for the first time. you're going to get hurt
I do agree a little weight would've been nice See: MoS Zod vs Supes fight, but it was inevitable he was going to lose. But there's nothing wrong with losing, it just means you're not good enough
SO GET GOOD. Train, spar some more, learn some new moves, study your foe for weaknesses, yada yada. You'll lose a couple times, but keep getting up. Aim for the top. Like >>12875329 said. Slow and steady wins the race. Things may be tough, but they're not impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875342
>>12875335
Yeah, artwork is good, and I love me mg comics and new art, even if they make me impressively butthurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875328
I'd scratch her ears, rub her belly, call her the most adorable little kitty ever and let her sleep in my bed that night so she stays warm.
No dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875335
I'd say you and .Less make a good duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875338
I wasn't really going to read the same wall of text twice after a non-stop stint of "Noooo, stop doing things!", yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875328
Use her as a furry little heater under some blankets because it's fucking cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875328
I'd be her childhood friend, grow up with her, and then marry her once we were adults.
If only I could start my life over in a world where monstergirls exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875352
Near everything is impossible anon.

If you can't do it at first, give up and never try again, you just aren't cut out for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875363
>Giving up right off the bat
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875328
Aren't nekomatas bad luck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875352
I dunno about him, but I'm just really tired of the "humans always lose", and "Lol no damage" tropes.

But that's just me.

[Maritan No.]

>>12875344
Yeah, he draws a lot of stuff, but he's never had to go straight into action with so many radical movements, and effects before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875361
>Spoiler
Nigga, don't we all wish such?

Though then again, if such were to happen, do you think we'd still be as MG Obsessed as we are? We'd probably still get waifus eventually regardless, but would we have the same adoration and appreciation for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874885
I believe it might be Monorus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875359
>Can't handle the cold
As expected of someone who can't handle the cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875365
>learning you aren't cut out for something is being weak.

Anon stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875335
This whole thing kind of reeks of DBZ crap. I won't say "don't post stuff like this," because it's not my place to judge what does and doesn't go in these threads, but I will say it doesn't seem very relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875302
Literally happened in this thread.

There was a greentext with a guy fighting an angel who headed a gang of bullies, and he used superior speed and quick wits to outmaneuver them. Despite himself being vastly outmuscled, he won.

Then he went home and banged his sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875366
>Aren't nekomatas bad luck?
Not in MG land. Also, she's just waving her tail in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875352
I'm ignoring the other guys, at least you write out your points.

>Spar with someone who's better than you. of course you're going to get your butt handed to you
I said I understood this, but the fact that no visible impact was happening destroyed the purpose.

>it was inevitable he was going to lose. But there's nothing wrong with losing, it just means you're not good enough
Indeed, but it's like she has god mode. A skinny, short girl does not get slammed into the floor and then jump up like nothing happened. Add some weight, even if only a little. A little non-sarcastic "ouch" would suffice.

>SO GET GOOD. Train, spar some more, learn some new moves, study your foe for weaknesses, yada yada. You'll lose a couple times, but keep getting up. Aim for the top. Like >>12875329 said. Slow and steady wins the race. Things may be tough, but they're not impossible
I never said anything about not going all rocky with this. I did say that her apparent invincibility makes it not worth the effort. If you can see that you're making progress, but still can't muster the strength, then by all means, train on.

And on a personal note, thank you for actually writing out your thoughts instead of just vomiting out the same stupid "durr, you're assmad" line many others do. It shows intelligence and adaptability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875374
>Not trying again and again
At first you don't succeed, try try again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875377

It's the same as drawhores on /b/:
Either we tolerate it or the drawfags will get all uppity and upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875368
I'd say he did a pretty damn good job these last few times.

Can't wait to see what tale unfolds next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875378
Not the kind of victory I wanted, but I take what I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875378
I believe it's because people wanted the guy to bang his sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875373
If only I had a fluffy girl to help me through the really cold snaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875368
Well then. I spose we're all learning today.
On a minorly related note, I had heard .less was banned permanently, is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875378
Have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875381
>Try something
>Can't tell if did anything
>Give up.

That's what you're saying.
For all you know, with just a little bit further training, he could start making a more visible impact.

Why the fuck am I still arguing with such an assblasted faggot anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875369
If anything, the less monstrous ones would get more attention. They'd be everywhere, so elves might seem kinky to us.
Or even.
Human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875390
Pinoyland is banned from 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874939
Was ist das denn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875382
Sometimes you must accept you aren't meant for certain things.

Like love for instance, if you aren't loved at birth, don't try to find it later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875398
You're not, because you're apparently arguing with someone of your own creation because you're only choosing a select few words and not the whole argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875377
>This whole thing kind of reeks of DBZ crap
I think that's the point. Just good old fun.
I mean, it's kind of like JoJo, the whole thing isn't really supposed to be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875399
What if the human women are like 2D girls instead of 3D girls? Wouldn't that increase the competition ten-fold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875386
And that's victory.
Sweet, sweet, arachnid victory.
>>12875385
What do you want?
Him to behead her in front of all her friends and proclaim himself the new boss?

I'm pretty sure YBA's story vengeance is all about the little human fighting back against all the monsters that bullied him, and winning. He has some very loose morals that allows him to do so, but he wins. In a way.
>>12875397
Scroll up for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875381
Eh, you're welcome I guess. If someone's going to go out of their way to type a 20 page essay, I'm going to respond with a 20 page essay
I will agree that a lack of slight, even a little weight would've been nice. Like torn clothes, or ash on her face after the spear impact would've been nice
But giving up just like that, come on. You're not born tough, you're not born Bruce Lee, you're not born Batman, you're not born Karate Kid, you learn it, you earn it. So to me, to me, giving up like that is a sign of weakness. Of uncertainty of your strength, of your power, of your skill in which you can create and learn
But let's just end this whole thing before it causes an unnecessary fuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875400
Oh dear. What'd they do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875404
Yes, the select few words that you keep prattling on. Over and over.

>"But the fac tthat no visible impact was happening destroyed the purpose."

Which is just bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875413
Of course, they wouldn't be a shit!
I'd still prefer a childhood friend were-cat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875417
>What do you want?
I basicly want One Punch Man in MGC.

>vengeance
Yeah, I've read it. Although I wouldn't be me if I didn't find anything to complain about.

[Maritan No.]

>>12875342
>>12875353
>>12875357
Glad you liked it, and it would be nice if someone decided to do it.
I'm pretty sure there will be more in the future. Less had fun at least.
>>12875343
No problem!
>>12875377
Well... considering the setting states that powerful monsters have the power to wipe out a town, it's really just about using imagination.
MGQ kind of helped, but then... MGQ luka was absurd enough to wreck reality by unsheathing his blade in angel mode... That's pretty crazy.
A lot of the MGE setting had pretty crazy stuff, so I just go with that.
There will likely be more story in the future that ties things up more together, but on the kid, cut him some slack, he's still got a while to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875419
>Causes an unnecessary fuss
I think we're far past that point...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875417
>scroll up
Oh right, excuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875419
>But giving up just like that, come on. You're not born tough, you're not born Bruce Lee, you're not born Batman, you're not born Karate Kid, you learn it, you earn it

Allow me to use an analogy to put my thoughts into place.

I am fighting mike tyson. I manage to bloody one of his eyes before he kicks my shit in. I recognize that I am inferior, but I also recognize that I had wounded him, even if only slightly. So I will train until I can bloody much more than his eye.

Now, in a completely different scenario, I am fighting an M1 abrams MBT. I have no arms, or armor. I run up and kick its treads until it blasts me into mulch. After re-incarnation, I recognize that fighting an invincible opponent is a stupid fucking idea and welcome our new tank overlords. (we are assuming that I cannot get anti-tank weapons here.)

Hoping that cleared the last bit of stupidity up.

>But let's just end this whole thing before it causes an unnecessary fuss
Fuss has been caused and controlled. Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875429
>Maritan and .Less basing it up
>Loen and Hound being the dynamic duo
>Based Luth massacring people with heart attacks
>Mono being based without even trying
Guys, I think t'is the year of based

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875429
Stay based maritan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875444
>Implying you could even touch Mike Tyson right out the gate
Yeah no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875428
>I basicly want One Punch Man in MGC.
I can't imagine any way that could be made not to be terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875454
It's an analogy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875463
A very poorly thought out one that just makes you look like even more of an incompetent whiner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875458
I guess that's true.

But hopefully my point came across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875448
And some small time image editing on the side. Twas a good year.

>>12875463
analogy sounds like anal ogy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875463
Analogies are always terrible and this isn't an exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875469
>>12875477
this argument has been over for 5 minutes now.

Let's post attractive snakes instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875475
>And some small time image editing on the side.

Guilty. hopefully you can look forward to some real OC in the future.

If I git gud this year, which is unlikely..

[Anonymous No.]

Soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875458
>>12875472
Berserk.
Arachnid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875472
I'm afraid not.
Unless the point was that you want a manga where a comically overpowered guy punches MGs into chunky salsa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875463

Don't even try arguing with these people anon, you'll never win

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875483
>Alarm Clock
This reminds me I was writing a story that began with the protagonists turning theirs off like so.

I should get back to that...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875482
fuck you man I still like dazzle polt.

Still woking on my own version. I wish I had photoshop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875484
Today is the best day ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875484
Yes. Yes. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875488
>punches MGs into chunky salsa.
Well, maybe not that far, but at least something in the ballpark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875484
>>12875495
WonderFUUUUUUUULL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875487
>Arachnid

Best left unmentioned. Man, what a disappointment that was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875444
Ah, but that's where you're wrong, because even though you were turned to mulch, you were unprepared
Take your mistake, learn from it, try again. Try again, this time with the knowledge that running headfirst without armour, or without artillery is unwise
Here's an example. You verses superman. You rush at him, you punch him in the chest, your hand turns into a billion broken bones, and you get turned into melted human

Reincarnation. CQC was a bad idea, lets try getting armour. same result? let's try ranged. OK, he can take bullets like a champ.
Give up? No
Learn your opponents weakness. He gets his strength from the sun. he's weak to magic. Kryptonite makes him back into a human bean. USE THAT

Day X, you and superman yet again, but this time you're in armour that, although wont protect you completely, at least soften some blows a bit. Add to some engineering that gives you somewhat super strength, you're good
So, you say, "but it's Superman." but now you know his weakness. You learned magic, you challenge him at night, and you have a trump card. you get him wounded, you get him bleeding, the Kryptonite makes him actually feel blows. You're actually wining. Always try, and continue to.

But anyways, butt fucking anyways, back to Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875381
He stops an attack of hers and throws her into the fucking sky. Maybe the artist didn't feel like drawing blood and gore but i'm pretty sure that's a sign of stalemate. Plus the scurry face she makes is a sign that it wasn't one sided, that he had an impact strong enough to surprise her. She uses the element of surprise and takes back the win, but there's a competitiveness throughout.

You can complain about the teleport/come from behind thing, but again, you're fighting a magical being. It looks cheap, but all magic is cheap.

A man should not be able to create a forcefield with his willpower to stop a meteorite kick. That doesn't happen. And i'm pretty sure as an artist you don't want to draw out all that minute shit, of her using super speed or whatever to traverse back.

>A skinny, short girl does not

Again, applying outside knowledge into the canon doesn't work out. She's not bound to the laws of our realm, because we're in a ~magical realm~ where monster women rape men and are by canon much more powerful.


And people are mad because you're clogging the thread with an argument about a relatively minute thing, that i'm mad I had to type out and respond to in order for you to stop complaining.

And if you're going to pull the card about MG powerlevels, we're talking about characters that exist in KC's realm. Not all the thread derives from there, but this specifically does. And if you're responding to it, then you should probably take into account the rules of the thing in context. That being said, human men almost NEVER WIN. They get raped, or something else terrible happens to them, or they eek out a shitty existence living in fear, maybe under the government of the land that isn't and, can't afford to be, good.

It in general is not a place conductive to the success of a man. The fact that he is even competing is a miracle in an of itself and is the extension of writer fiat.

I'm done with this rambling fucking post. Good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875496
And I'm saying is was a poor, 4 min. job.

Glad you liked it tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875495
Living in a mouth does really not appeal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875495
The spice must flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875508
>(we are assuming that I cannot get anti-tank weapons here.)
dood I wrote that for a reason

Our tank is a metaphor for a truly unbeatable opponent-not unlike a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875512
>*it
Derp, I'm shmard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875495
No, I do not like vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875517
And I know that, that's why I used the whole rest of my post
BUT ANYWAYS, Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875515
>>12875524
You have poor taste, and taste poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875524
Not this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875516
Full body blowjobs? My spice would flow all over her. We'd have to talk about that whole "NOT SINGLE GRAIN OF SAND" thing though. Sometimes Papa likes to get out and walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875510
This argument is officially kill and we are posting snakes instead. You seem to have missed the outlying points anyway.

Doesn't matter, we're not liching this thing. Argument is out and staying went.

>>12875527
yes indeed, snake time. post more snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875516
I'm not much of a fan of Sandworms, but those heart pupils are really doing it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875545
Sandworms are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875541
>Argument over
>You didn't get the point anyway.
>Posts censored snake

You are the worst kind of faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875545
I'd say that putting heart pupils on anything would instantaneously make them more likable
I know Zankuro made me like Hobgoblins more because of that. and maybe for some other reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875541
Oh, you're using the censored version of one of Hounds colored versions of that picture.

Do you enjoy seeing Angelo's smug face on that Lamias lewdest body-parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875552
Why? Why do you make me like them?

WHY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875559
I want to see Zankuro do an ECM that has MGE monstergirls in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875495

>not using the best comic that asks that question

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875541
>Dat Muscle Snake.

Does she work at The Snake Pit as a Snake Pit Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875559
Well, I guess it's not just those heart pupils. But that facial expression and heart pupil combo is just too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875516
>that assisted breast grab
>heart pupils

I want to sin against the chief god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875570
He has done those loli succubus multiple times
Then again, it wasn't exactly a MGE Succubus
I should know, I may have done things while reading them multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875565
So she can show you the world, slimy slippery splendid. Tell me Anon, now when did you last let your dick decide?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if we post so much about monstergirls that we eventually become bored of them, then they show up and the world is kind of like 'meh'.

What then faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875584

Then I guess it's paladin time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875584
Because they won't show up, Anon. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875584
>the world is kind of like 'meh'.
We still get easy girlfriends, but we''re less excited about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875565
Because they are truly best girls, and aren't appreciated enough. Now, embrace your waifu as she embraces you in the most intimate way imaginable.
>>12875574
Gotta pace myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875594
I'll admit, that yandere Sandworm a while back made me like them a bit

[Anonymous No.]

Here you go. Someone else can put it on the pandas.

http://imgur.com/a/lvw40#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875583
>>12875594

This will not stand Anons, do you hear me?

This. Will. Not. Stand.

Also, stop singing Jasmine, you're terrible at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875552
I've known this since that one tale with the guy with PTSD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875593
So we become like women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875594
That image is horafying.

Sandworms remind me of angelfish. They use a lure to attract food and then lunchie muchies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875601
BASED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875607
This was pretty much always the case, yes. MG are role reversal in all the most comfortable ways. Some more so than others, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875608
Don't be a pussy, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875589
But i'm already sick of paladins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875608
Yes Anon, but they only "eat" you, and those quotes are important. In the very worst case they never chew or swallow and you get a lifetime of tongue baths. There are worse fates out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875605
A shame that one ended before it got to the best bits.

>>12875608
As opposed to foxes, which lure you in with good-looking women and eat your liver? Or succubus, which lure you in and devour your soul? Besides, it's a comfy place to ride around in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875620
I dunno, look at the size of the shell compared to the tongue. There isn't much room for you in there. Unless you're in bite-sized bits!

>>12875621
Being in a very damp and mucous-covered environment doesn't sound very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875601
pages 3 and 4 are duplicate files.

Stay based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875631
>I dunno, look at the size of the shell compared to the tongue. There isn't much room for you in there. Unless you're in bite-sized bits!
Well obviously she'll be cuddling you or be literally on top of you.

>Being in a very damp and mucous-covered environment doesn't sound very comfy.
It's also perfectly warm to be comfortable and you have a lovely woman to keep you company and adjust the environment to your desires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875631
Sandworms are confirmed to be drawn out of proportion. That is to say, KC realized too late that he drew the girl too big and the mouth too small and hastily retconned the proportions. It's roomy enough for furniture IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit Idea coming through

What if our protagonist Anon is tired from running and hiding from monster girls. Teams up with others (Nameless,Alias, Pseudonymous,Incognito etc...) to form a heavy metal boy band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoPcmOncz2Q
they get groupie monster girls under their control to take over the world

made you look

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874761
Oh, he is, and he did speak clearly. But we have the ability to choose, and some folks (usually by others being illiterate) have distorted his word

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875637

I don't know what you're talking about.

>>12875645

Make sure to get some IKEA furniture before you go in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875647
I don't like it
Its autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875642
Well, if you like that I can't stop you. Sandworms are very, very low on my list and is unlikely to ever change.

Mofumofu err day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875647
I'm not impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to tentatively ask an Ushi-Oni on a date, why must I suffer so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875647
Could be fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZOQnGJDanE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875654
I bet you don't like Krakens either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875601
>Last 4koma
>"Milk."
>"Milk huh?"
>"Mhmm. Husbands."
>"...eh?"

Freakin' Daughteru Dickin' End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875660
There are gentler ways to die. What is it you think you did to deserve such a fate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875660

Because you didn't call Fia back. You dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875669
Aww yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875665
I do not.

Sea critters can stay in the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875677
>likes foxgirls
>doesn't like kraken, sandworm
Casual-tier taste detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875669
Implying that's not the best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875677
Bob pls go.
I reeled you out didn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875678
Kraken sounds amazing, actually. Just gird your booty and you're set for marvelous tentaclejobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875524
ANCIENT BAIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875673
Maybe the Ushi is looking for someone to love her and not scream rape when they see her walk in the halls. That one over in Chem class looks kinda lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875584
Find something else to drool over.

Are you fucking kidding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875682
What? No, no.
That's silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875685
>not scream rape when they see her walk in the halls

You're right, yelling fire is more effective in drawing people out and escaping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875691
Not only do I recognize peoples typing styles, I recognize their mannerisms too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875685
But it makes them MAD wet when you scream in horror at their approach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875693
I'm sure if I walked up and started holding her hand nothing bad would happen right guys?

[Anonymous No.]

Night all.

Don't burn down the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875669
Deal with it vanillafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875704
>Ushi-oni
>Scream Fire
>Don't burn down the thread
It's a sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875702
Would you follow me? I need a favor. I need you to pee on this electric fence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875702

This happens.

[Anonymous No.]

You can never have too much MG. Or else I wouldn't be here all day. And I wouldn't have stayed for this long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875719
That face alone would be so worth being raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875669
I know what you mean.

bonus weirdness points seeing how she's like an onahole to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875719
Fia shill pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875728

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874807
>Fake a Seizure to make her feel 10X as bad

douchebaggery to the max, but would be hilarious to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875719
>>12875725
I want to be raped by an ushi-oni i embarrassed!
Then she can take me home to her rape cave and show off her new husbando to her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875747
Would an Ushi-Oni give blowjobs? Or do they only enjoy Vaginal Sex: Pelvis Shattering Edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875747
>family

Pretty sure ushi onis are solitary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875757

Pedipalp-jobs while you're wrapped up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875760
Well, I'm assuming they have parents and that she's young enough to be embarrassed by my handholding, so she's probably a NEET that still lives with her mother.

>>12875757
Of course they would. In between Round 4 and 5 of Pelvisceration Brawl. They actually do want you to enjoy yourself a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875766

They don't share a cave with their parents though.

And any Ushi would blush at being treated like a normal girl instead of a monster. Why do you think Rachnera is olev?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875675
>>12875679
>>12875708
I wasn't complaining.
Just saying.
"Daughteru Dickin' End".

[Anonymous No.]

>spiderfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875789
>Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875789
>Cock goes here.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875699
You'll never be able to figure out the shit I wrote though because my special brand of insanity makes them all impossible to connect.

Also mainly because they are smalltime thread only shit but that isn't really the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875797
She's not an elf though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875802
No matter, cock still goes there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875601
Thanks for your efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875801
The sproinking makes me think you're Bollocks or something or other. But you aren't, you're that Anon who wrote about some dick-ass deergirl stealing an Anons Reese's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12872868
I already did. I do it in my off hours when I'm not working for the local monster hunter guild. It's a good thing I have no waifu or she'd be driven insane by the jobs I do to make ends meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875789
>Not being the anon who started the knitting club
>Not ending up with a posse of spider girls who all joined your club and think your knitting skills are the shit
>Not running the entire school because ain't nobody gonna fuck with a dozen spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875812
>ain't nobody gonna fuck with a dozen spiders
Except those salamanders with the inexplicable cans of Axe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875812
Nothing a can of raid wont stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875812
>Implying they wouldn't be preforming new and interesting bondage ties on you in their spare time.
Not that that's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875824
I want to replace the spray with a vuvuzela or however you spell that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875810
>Literally have Reese's Aquired.jpg

You were supposed to guess what other stories I did, not the one I left out in the open as a blatant form of reference you silly billy.

Also I never did that sproink or whatever you're talking aboot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875811
Monster hunting sounds like a recipe for disaster. Knocking out wild MGs just to get them to rich human husbands, there is no chance they can handle them.
Or is it a human serving dating sevice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874254
Just throw it on mega or something when you have time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875601
Thank you, this was awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12874289
holy shit someone capped my posts. this day just got better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875815
>>12875824
>Some assholes from the football team get jelly as fuck that you've always got women following you everywhere, even if they are spiders
>They ambush you in the bathroom and you get a swirly in a toilet filled with your own piss, 6 on 1 dude what are you going to do right?
>Three days later all of them, plus their families, are found webbed to the ceiling of their bedrooms
>There's an Ushi-Oni shaped hole in several walls in every home, but they all swear up and down that they have no idea what happened and that no one was in their home
>Rumors spread around the school that you're some crazy villain with a veritable army of spiders doing your bidding
>They like the idea of people fearing and respecting you so they play up the rumors, even starting a few themselves
>You are completely oblivious to all of this and can't figure out why the guy who sits next to you in pre-calc gave you his entire backpack plus his lunch when you asked if he had a pen you could borrow, you just thought he was a really nice guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875834
No it's protecting cities and the like from monsters. Like this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875854
Good luck with that man. I bet you'll do just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875854
But that is a dragon in her full dragon form. They can do that. Probably just mad she has nobody to scrub those scales clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875854
>Tfw waiting fucking forever for MH4U so I can get proper MH Online action

At least I'll be professional grade Huntard since I beat 3U on G Rank with just those little hob goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875860
I'll scrub those scales clean, but only if she lets me keep anything I find lodged between them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875864
That's kinda gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875868
Nothing gross about jewels, only about the ways they are obtained. Just ask Tohsaka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875851
More pretty please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875862
I'm actually playing FU at the moment and grinding for a decent hammer to use against the first kushy fight instead of writing more cookanon and shit
>>12875860
In response I hunted down a thing for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875875
>You come down with the deadly Japanese cold and have to stay home
>After school ends they come straight to your home to check on you and dote on you
>By the time your parents come home, they've already left, but there's stray webbing in the kitchen, the hallway and all over your room
>They give you a serious talk about being careful about the company you keep
>Maybe it's just because your sick and sleepy, but you don't really understand what they're talking about or why
>When you show up to school the next day you find out that all of your classes listed you as present the previous day and all of your homework, which you never got, were all graded highly
>They went as a group from class to class asking for your homework, but the rumors even spread to the faculty and they were told not to worry about it and that everything would be taken care of
>You just figured it was a mistake in your favor and thought it unwise to look a gift horse in the mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't it about time you and your canine companion retired from a life of adventuring and simply became shepherds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875917
Deadly japanese colds aren't a joke. I got one once, it was mildly uncomfortable. But I got big fat oneesan cat tats in my face everyday. Almost worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875920
Why would we do that?

She's expressed more interest in embalming than shepherding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875920
Of course not, there's still sights to see!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875950
>embalming
That's not the kind of canine companion I was thinking about, but you go have fun with that.
>>12875953
There will always be anon. Wouldn't you rather let your children go seek them out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875963
>Not what you were thinking about
Well, it's all that's ever on my mind.

And have fun I shall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875963
No fuck them, they're assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875963
>Wouldn't you let your children go seek them out
Sure, but that would get boring bad. I'd rather go with them
>Your children get captured by an old friend/enemy and you have to done the ol' hat and whip and go on an adventure to get them back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875969
>Calling your own children assholes
Parent of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875969
It's your fault for beating them black and blue every time you got drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875974
Hey, not the Anon but kids are assholes
I mean, they're a special type of asshole. Then again, parenting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875973
>I'm getting too old for this shit...
>I'm not! AWOOO~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875983
bring your +1 "Bad Girl" rolled up newspaper and the tennis ball of distraction

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875917
I'm going to ask for more because I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875991
>Oh honey, you still know how to satisfy a woman~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875993
>With all the webs strung up around the club room, it's pretty dark
>Not dark enough to impede your work, but the rest of the school looks at it like a cave
>You never noticed, it happened gradually enough and you're exposed to it often enough that it just seemed normal
>One day they all gather around you and tell you that they want to show you what they've been working on
>They all present you with one piece of a full outfit
>A shirt from one, pants from another, etc
>You thought it was fantastic, never thinking of the underlying message of the gift nor of your acceptance of it
>You wear it all as often as you can, happy and grateful for such a nice gift
>People stare though, people stare a lot, and one day you find out why
>Club activities were quiet, they were all fidgety the entire time and only ever gave a panicked sounding "Everything's fine!" when you'd ask
>As you were packing up your things to leave, they circled you
>"You liked the clothes we made you, right anon?"
>Yeah, of course you did! They're really comfortable and you appreciate all the work they put into making it
>"Don't you want to show us just how much you appreciate it?"
>What?
>The Ushi-Oni of the group grabs you from behind leans in close and takes a big whiff of your neck
>Oh. Ohhhhhhhhh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876001
>>With all the webs strung up around the club room, it's pretty dark
Fuckin'
>Nap Time With Spiders : The Greentext
Wish I had a cool, dark room to nap in when I was at school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876001
Ah, a cute Harem, how rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876001
Well he made his bed, he should sleep in it, along with a group of cute spidergirls lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876011
>you will never go to sleep in a cozy and dimly lit room with your harem of spidergirls, nuzzled together in their webs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876020
>>12876024
Where did spiderbros suddenly appear from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876025
The wood-works

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876026
I welcome you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876025
I just woke up, heh.
>>12876024
You'll never spoil their rape shenannigans by popping a bag of crystallized and powdered Dormouse molasses, hurning your usual harem orgy into a hot, sensual cuddlepile

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876025
I've always been here. I just go with the flow of the current discussion. I love every monstergirl, except for maybe a few controversial ones, but in certain circumstances I am able to love them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876035
Dormouse molasses is so adaptable! A true wonder of the universe?
How do they get the molasses out of the dormouse though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876046
>Protip: when you need to spike a monstergirlgirl and she finds out, tell her it was a human drug.
>She's never live it down if you let her know you sprinkled mousy girl-cum into her coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876025
Spider girls are the flavor of the week, you should read the one above, earlier tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876051
As if she would ever have the guts to tell anyone she drank pussy juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876057
Hey you're right. Maybe you could get away with drugging all those big bad rapetrains by telling them it was just sugared up snatch sap after the fact. They'd never report it, and you can draw on their faces whilst they're out. and put your dick down their throat, taking advantage of the fact that monstergilrs are whores born without a gag reflex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876070
Now you're thinking with your dick. Keep it up, but make sure you don't get on a boat, no matter how nice it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876072
>Boat
I'm confused, what are you referencing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876079
>nice
>boat
>nice boat
>in relation to someone thinking with their dick
I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876081
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876088
School Days, you boor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876090
Not him, but does someone get stabbed on a boat? I haven't seen it but I heard there was stabbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876001
I find the idea of an Ushi-Oni trying to sew with her big meaty claws adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875019
>DOES THOU HAVE A FETISH! I'LL DO IT, I'LL SULLY MY WAISTLINE
Does she mean what I think she means? I wish I saw this more with Monster Girls. Only not completely autistic one I've seen was Trader Anon's.Everything else has just been autistic obese inflation, and not slow and pleasantly plump weight gain.

I'd love to see how far I could make a Paladin girl change herself to get me to join. Have her gain weight, get a tan, corrupt herself to get Blakc Scrila, until she reached the point where she decided to fuck the order and, literally, fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876093
I'm not telling you. You must learn the truth for yourself.
>>12876094
I remember there being a tarantula in MGQ who ran a sewing shop but she didn't know how to sew.

[Anonymous No.]

How big do you like your big meaty paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876100
Bigger the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876100
Big fat cat tats erryday.

Best Dog Days. Would follow into battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876103
>Your waifu will never have fluffy paws the size of your torso

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876141
dog days s3 git hype

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876141
>>12876143
Yes. YES. I could watch that shit all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876141
Those aren't paws.

Itty bitty kitty titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876200
She cast a spell on me. Now I'm charmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876141
5 days till more cat tats. It's been way too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876203
Can't believe how long it has been. Well at least we are getting a season 3 at all. I hope it actually ends nicely without going the usual contrived status quo route. It should be memorable and at the same time pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876213
>without going the usual contrived status quo route
Look into your heart. There is no hope there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876215
Well hey, if we got a season 3 then that shouldn't be impossible. And there could be a shift in plot going by what they did between season one and two.

[Anonymous No.]

He plunged his blade inside the lamia's skull, instantly draining out the life in her. He twisted the sword inside the head to make sure that she was dead. With a grunt, the paladin pulled the sword out, spraying blood and brain matter across the concrete floor. He headed out the alley reveling in pleasure of killing a monster. Oh. He forgot the finishing touches. He began methodically cutting the tail of the lamia its scales crushed under the paladins weight. Up and down, up and down. The scales gave way to the tender soft flesh of the lamia. He began slicing faster and faster, unable to contain his excitement. Finally, he cut through the flesh and the muscles leading to the bone. An ivory column ran through the lamais tail. The paladin began to search for the hacksaw in his bag.

"Dude. This game is so fucked up and so fun at the same time!" the amazon called to her friend. A boy in pajamas came out as if just waking up. "It's six in the morning. I'm gonna go back to sleep." said the boy. The amazon grabbed the sleeve of the boys shirt as he began to leave the room. "Nonono! Wait! It's really fun! Theres even multiplayer mode!" said the amazon in a final plea to keep the bored childs attention. "Is paladin simulator 2015 even fun?" said the sleepy child slowly taking interest in the game. "Yeah. It's like superviolent! Blood and gore everywhere!" the amazon said her pitch rising higher and higher. "How did your parents even buy you these?" he said in a tone of utmost admiration. "Isn't it like banned here?" he quicklu added.

continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876219
>if we got a season 3
And that is where your luck went to. You're out of it now.
>>12876222
I guess?

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So which sport would a bland high school student MC trying to impress an MG pick up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875495
I would an imouto sandworm. This is what it would probably sound like.

http://youtu.be/cOenzaclYbk

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>>12876263
>that thing again
I'm just so glad I don't have a little sister. Or am I sad I don't have one?

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>>12876263
But then she'd be an earworm, not a sandowrm!

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>>12876222
>>12876222
I like this.

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>>12876259
rapeball

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>>12876222
Why am I not surprised?

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>>12876277
That's got SOME potential, but would never work as a shounen.

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why

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>>12876297
Why what? You're not making any sense, you're babbling, YOU'RE HYSTERICAL!

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>>12876280
why?

Also, how would you feel about playing a game?

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>>12876317
What game? The rape game?

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>>12876317
That amazon is one of those kids. Parents let hem buy violent games and they become tryhard, annoying little shits.

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>>12876325
>tryhard, annoying little shits
All I see is a kid exited over a new game. I bet you're one of those kids who never got to play or watch anything rated above your age.

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>>12876329
Wrong.

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>>12876332
Then why you so jelly?

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>>12876334
What flavor?

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>>12876339
Everything green.

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>>12876334
>jelly

You don't play online much do you?

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>>12876341
Not at all.

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>>12876342
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6A74eobpqw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI7b83JZOeY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsq9S81K67s

Enjoy.

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>>12876358
None of these really sound like the Amazon from>>12876222

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>>12876361
>"Yeah. It's like superviolent! Blood and gore everywhere!" the amazon said her pitch rising higher and higher

These kids, focusing on the violence, always become "those kids". Trust me on this.

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>>12876370
You don't understand. Monster Girl society is the opposite of the American system, violence is rare, sex is everywhere. The Amazon is super excited about the violence because it's to her like sex scenes in vidya are to us, do you know what I am saying?
>"Yeah. It's like superviolent! Blood and gore everywhere!"
Is the equivalent of
>Ass and titties!

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>>12876376
That's a little troubling. Seems like a perfect recipe to make gurofags.

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>>12876382
You mean like the current system makes everyone into perverts?

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>>12876386
Rather have those than murder/torture fetishists.

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>>12876222
"I'm getting bored." the amazon said in a tired voice. The car crashed in front of the childrens hospital slaughtering hundreds of cute loli-onis. "Yeah me too What do you want to do?" said the boy as he burned the local bakery. The amazon immediatly perked up at that. "Ummmm.. what about basketball?" she said nonchalantly. "Basketball sounds fun.". said the boy immediatly responding. They both stood up and left the couch. The controllers idly laying there on the carpet. And thus began the childhood adventures with Jasmine.

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>>12876390
Neat?

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>>12876389
>murder/torture fetishists.

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>>12876390
>Jasmine

I implore, to reconsider that name.

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>>12876397
Not him, but why?

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>>12876389
>murder/torture fetishists
Did anyone writefag any more of that Ushi murderrapist? That was hot.

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>>12876401
Because.

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>>12874753
Started reading because I heard there was a Nightmare in it.

Wonderful story. Loved the bit with the Cheshire, the exploration of the workings of the Sabbath, and the action and the lewds.
>>12875014
Nice to hear the Nightmare did wind up happy too.

And all this reminds me that I started a story dealing with the Day-in and Day-out of a Sabbath Branch years ago, and really aught to continue it.

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>>12876411
Wut?

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>>12876411
Are you talking about the one where she was raping the dude's corpse in the alleyway, or the one where she was salughtering doppel-clones of you as she fucked you? Cause I did both, and no. I've locked that darkness away behind doors of cute Liches and spider Onee-chans, never to be seen until Theinn gets goremermaider back.

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>>12874753
The IQ points of that MC must be countable with only one hand

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>>12876423
>Cute Liches
I demand you elaborate sir.

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>>12876423
>spider Onee-chans
They sure keep their little brothers out of harms way, don't they?

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>>12876423
>until Theinn gets goremermaider back
What does that even mean? Get to work, anon! You can't just have cute things all day long.

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>>12876432
They sure do

>>12876431
>>12876439
Ah, sorry, a filthy shameless self reference to my own works, that's all.

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>>12876441
If Cute Liches are involved, I should like to see these "Works".

Do not simply tease us sir, I'll have none of it!

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>>12876446
Well It's kinda long, but it's this story I've been working about this mermaid, except it's started to get into other things, one of which being MC's childhood friend who is a Lich. Simply titled Rusalka, Greyguard is the second part I'm working on. the first part is pretty Rusalka heavy, so if you want, I can summ it up and you can start from Greyguard.

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>>12875601
>Am I dead?
>Dead? No, you've become a husband instead.

Welcome to married life.

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>>12876451
A summary would be appreciated, thanks.

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>>12876451
Get back to work you lazy bum and use the proper title I told you to use!

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And now.... for something completely different
INTRODUCING THE GRAND NEW FIGHTING GAME BY RAPE INC!

LOADING........

YANDERE FIGHTER 4!

PREVIOUSLY ON YANDERE FIGHTER 3....
Shittyplotshittyplotfillefillerfillerfillershittyplotdevicefillerfillershittyplotdeviceshittyplotshittyplotbullshitemotionalsceneshittycomdeyscenebullshitflashbackscenefuckingcliffhangerending....... and due to the bullshitplotdevice yanderes have begun to obsess over you. And because of that, yandere warriors across the multiverse come to the arena to battle and win the ultimate prize, your love.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTERS

1.Ushi-Oni "You'll never leave me RIGHT?'
Being betrayed by her right hand woman, the ushi-oni lost all of the criminal empire that she worked sweat and tears to build. When all hope seemed gone, you were the only one to help her and nurse her back from the street alley where she was left for dead.
Super move:Broken seal
Removing the seal that binds her power, this super move increases defense and attack by 1000% while in use.

2.Paladin "I'll never let those monster taint you!'
Monsters being the cause of her parent's divorce with her father abandoning her mother for a sucubus, she has an intense hatred for most monsters. You were the only person who cared and were friends with her during those times. She joined the order and became a paladin.
Super move:Holy smite
Blocking all resistance from all forms of effects (e.g paralysis, drowsiness) and also heals 15 HP per second in use.

3.Baphomet "I'll never ever leave you onii-chan~"
Disgusted at how corrupted sabbath became, she denounced the church and left. She spent many years in wandering strengthening her magic and her mind. She became disgusted by the suffering in the world until she met you. You being so pure had caught her heart forever.
Super move:Loli beam
A beam of pure Loli-energy transforming the opponent into a cute frail little versions of themselves. Lowers all stats drastically in use.

A rustle could be heard.

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>>12876458
B-but you scared me away from it. And now I don't know. Actually, what was it again? 'The Timeless Chronicles of Theinn, Volume Two : The Greyguardening?'

>>12876457
Sure, I'll do it in point form
-Guy lives alone, spends most his time simply killing it
-Meets a mysterious mermaid, who kidnaps him and reveals herself to be a flesh-eating water spirit
-The two fall in love
-Back story
-MC forms a pact with a fire spirit
-Characters from backstory come in and fuck everything up In a major way
-Mc suffers alot, and the rusalka feels like shit. Felt bad she hurt him, feels worse that now because of her, others are doing it to him too, so she leaves him for his own good, ensures he'll never be troubled by her kind again. She leaves with said characters from the backstory and decides to just sit in a castle doing fuck all as people tempt her to become another general of the Demon Queen's army
-MC says fuck that, steels himself to go on a journey to find her again
-Seeks that which he lacks most, information and strength
-Meets some Greyguards by chance
-Their purposes are the same, so he takes them to his Lich friend who is also a leader of the rebellion


And that's where the pastebin cut me off and I had to split it into parts, if I recall. I should have an update done in a few hours, so long as I don't get distracted (I probably will)
Have a read if you're still interested http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

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>>12876463
>Shittyplotshittyplotfillefillerfillerfillershittyplotdevicefillerfillershittyplotdeviceshittyplotshittyplotbullshitemotionalsceneshittycomdeyscenebullshitflashbackscenefuckingcliffhangerending

Fucking beautiful. They don't make games like this anymore.

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>>12876467
Rusalka Volume 2: Greyguard. You know you want to. Don't be an Alp.

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>>12876470
F-Fine, I'll do it!

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>>12876471
Don't stutter or your hiny gets a 12 inch spadetail in it, boya.

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>>12876471
>>12876473
Forgot image.

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>>12876467
Heard of it before, but never thought to give it a read 'til now.

Read about half of Greyguard while you were typing that summary up. Too tired to go on.
Think I'll get some sleep, go back and read the beginning tomorrow, then finish Greyguard.

Pretty good read thus far.

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>>12876477
>Flat
>Short-hair
>Nice ass
>Lewd as fuck
So much "Yes" in one image.

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>>12876463
>You being so pure had caught her heart forever.
I think there's been a terrible misunderstanding.

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>>12876096
>Only not completely autistic one I've seen was Trader Anon's
Don't say that, he might come back

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>>12876477
>Woolie-tier short hair
>No-standards stripper
>Pimped out by Satancat

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>>12876463
4.Kunoichi "I'll forever be by your side....."
Her family and her loved ones were all assasinated by a rival of the man she worked under. She became angry at the world and began killing people with no remorse. That is until she met you. Your kindness and caring heart healed her scarred heart.
Super move:Ninja shit
It's ninja shit. Do I need to explain more? Using her mysterious ninja skills she somehow stops time while in use.

THIS GAME IS PLAYED BY FIRST CHOOSING YOUR FIGHTERS. THAN BY THE 4CHINZ BATTLE ONLINE SYSTEM, YOU WILL FIGHT AGAINST A RANDOM ANON BY MY FUCKING CHOOSING.

Anyways back to the story....

Mystery box #1!
You can hear a small "Fuck this shit...." coming out the box

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>>12876482
Will Woolie ever get good tastes?

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>>12876479
Lolibuses best Succusluts.

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>>12876484
He steals the pies, but never eats them. So no. No he won't.

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>>12876473
Of course not. That's definitely what I don't want. No ma'am, not at all.

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>>12876491
>He steals the pies, but never eats them
For what purpose then?

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I should probably wait to proofread this a second time and when I'm not half asleep.

But fuck it.

Have the beginnings of a healing story involving a certain Hellhound I wrote a quickie about before:
http://pastebin.com/qTVGy03Y

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>>12876494
He does it because he lacks a basic understanding of morality.

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>>12876499
He's a villain then, and must be stopped.

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>>12876498
Proofreading is for chumps. I never proofread anything.

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>>12876501
Just give him a copy of Dark Souls. You'll have him at your mercy for 90 sessions of suffering, each approximately 30 minutes long.

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>>12876512
But I only have one copy, and I'm using it.

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>>12876001
>The day you got your spider harem gifts for christmas and they all cried at how kind you are
>the day someone forgot to use decaf for the club's tea
>the day when a red string ended up tying you all together in some sort of gordian spider knot.

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>>12876530
And only your Hyper Weapon can cut you free?

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>>12875145
>>12875147
>>12875168

>Uses the *teleports behind you* card

Eh.

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>>12876093
not him, but watch the last episode of school days and read a/the wiki/pedia article on it, it might be explained.

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>>12876619
But anon, it has to be this way.

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>>12876689
I swear anon if you say that one more time.

Right to the goddamn moon.

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>>12876691
Like so?
Yes yes, I'mma delete it

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>>12876700
Ya got it.

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>>12876703
Then you will excuse me for hitting back. But when our guard is down, I think we'll both agree, that violence breeds violence.

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>>12876707
I will hang you by your feet and torture you with a wiffle ball bat.

Because in the end.

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>>12876712
Your wiffle ball bat is a tool of justice, not to be used for vengeance.

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>>12876717
But anon. That isn't his wiffle ball bat.

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>>12876720
WELL I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

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>>12876722
Would an Oni get offended if you said you don't like beer?

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>>12876722
Honey, you're drunk, come back to bed

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>>12876728
More for her, what's the problem?

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>>12876728
probably more if you don't like Sake

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>>12876722
10/10 would lick all over

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>>12876751
Don't lick the Oni.

You'll get drunk off their sweat.

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>>12876756
I get drunk off girlsweat anyway. I react to it like an Alp reacts to cock-stink.

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>>12876761
Not all alps like cock-stink you know!

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>>12876778
This taste... it's the taste of a liar!

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>>12876784
You just believe every stereotype don't you?

Some alps don't like being bullied too, didn't you know?

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>>12876784
Bruno pls

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>>12876791
Show me an Alp that doesn't fit the stereotype, Daddy-O.

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>>12876756
How is this a bad thing? Can I get drunk on their kisses and/or vaginal secretions, too?

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>>12876804
If you don't, she will bawl like a Wyvern who just killed her pet hamster.

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>>12876807
And now I want to hug a Wyvern

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>>12876830
Clip her toenails first, or else.

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>>12876857
I don't think I have the tools needed for that.

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>>12876863
Then you will not live to hug her another time.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, wanna join the volleyball team? It's unisex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12875831
Canadanon?

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Ok so I just finished Lanternon's story, and I was able to piece together the identity of the lich before the big reveal, but was there any indication that he was a mage or that his gf died before the timeskip? How did she die anyway?

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>>12876907
Nah, but I'll spectate. Consider me one of your most loyal fans

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>>12876912
Eeeh? But that's so lame! She wanted to play volleyball with YOU!

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>>12876791
yeah, they love being bullied instead

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>>12876917
Eh, but I'd rather watch! I'd rather marvel in the mere perfection of her existence than to sully it with myself
Anon, watch a volleyball match.

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>>12876907

Nah, I suck at volleyball, but I'll spectate.

Cue horrible memories of me being retarded and hitting the ball so hard it goes to fucking space

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>>12876200
What a shitty Cheshire.

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>>12876922
But all the girls were looking forwards to seeing you sweat and pant!
And the showers... think of the showers! And all the towel whippings!

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>>12876925
No anon, why did you have to remind me of those terrible memories!

>>12876928
Then I'll be their water boy. I'll provide everything they need, and get to watch from the sidelines while giving moral support
Or I'll be their coach. Wait no scratch that, I'm a terrible leader

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>>12876941
Coach doesn't lead, coach tells the girls to stretch and jump around. The team captain leads.

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>>12876498
Oh, I was actually about to look through the archives for that short, so this is a nice surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876944
Then I'll be coach! I will most definitely become coach! I will apply for the coach role this instant! Happy?

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>>12876941
>those terrible memories!
I was an awkward nerd back in middle school, and yet I had fun in gym class. What gives?
>>12876952
That's the spirit! Now whip those girls into shape! Make them jiggle!

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>>12876955
Yeah, I'll make them pumped and fit and ready for matches! If I have to go full genki, you bet your as I'll go full genki!

>>12876955
I was a shy antisocial bookworm that would rather read comics and books than converse with people. Connect the dots
I wasn't out of shape though. Gym teacher always bugged me because I was fit and was perfect for sports

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>>12876960
That's right boya! Keep it up! West-Central High School is not beating us this year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12876964
Yeah, those guys are a bunch of chups! all bark but no bite! all walk but no talk!
We'll run them into the ground! We'll show them that it takes muscle and skill to be that smug!

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>>12876925
>spoiler

This pain, I remember.

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>>12876971
Any writefags thinking about writing a sports shounen satire with Monster Girls? Probably not, but if they were, it would be fun.
>>12876974
Come on guys, did you even have to learn parlor dancing in P.E?

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>>12876978
I'll try my hand whenever I get around to finishing the one I'm on.

[Anonymous No.]

subhumans