Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:33:18 2015 No.12877020 [Reply] [Original]

In which we discuss how and why Jinkos are the most superior

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:36:42 2015 No.12877026 File: 325 KB, 831x1200, Tigerlaika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877020 Jinkos are olev

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:37:05 2015 No.12877027 Second for intra family dickings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:37:18 2015 No.12877029 >>12877026 There's two threads, what now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:38:02 2015 No.12877032 >>12877020 Would you love a blind MG, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:38:27 2015 No.12877034 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, comi28.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im back

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:38:39 2015 No.12877035 >>12877029 well, this one is 30 seconds older >>12877032 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:38:40 2015 No.12877036 File: 168 KB, 718x1082, 1409682196691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877020 Well, MGs and human boys in school sports discussion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:38:55 2015 No.12877038 monmusume are cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:40:38 2015 No.12877040 >>12877034 Damn, that looks good. Good job colouring that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:41:22 2015 No.12877041 >>12877034 I don't trust her. She looks like she's up to some nastiness. >>12877038 This statement is true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:42:23 2015 No.12877044 >>12877036 What can I expect If I join the archery club?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:43:07 2015 No.12877046 >>12877044 Vengeance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:43:47 2015 No.12877050 >>12877036 I would join the hockey team with the local Canadian MG. I am going to be injured in the first game, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:44:27 2015 No.12877051 >>12877044 You will probably get picked up by an amazon. Alternatively you dissapear some day and end up in a dark elf basement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:44:36 2015 No.12877052 >>12877050 But you'll grow a divine mullet and learn to chew tobacco.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:45:37 2015 No.12877054 >>12877044 Arrows that split arrows and Centaurs that can hit 5 targets in like 1.5 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:45:38 2015 No.12877055 >>12877051 Dark Elves don't do archery. They hang out in the mahjong club.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:45:56 2015 No.12877056 >>12877052 I just want to see a Lamia as a goalie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:45:58 2015 No.12877057 >>12877029 And that one's OP sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:46:40 2015 No.12877060 >>12877056 Why? She'd end up hibernating and not blocking anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:46:57 2015 No.12877062 >>12877055 Who can I expect in the chess club?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:47:15 2015 No.12877064 >>12877044 Boring elves and horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:47:44 2015 No.12877065 >>12877062 Lich and her Skeleton Computer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:48:06 2015 No.12877067 >>12877060 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reptiles_of_Canada#Snakes_.28Suborder_Serpentes.29 I am sure we would be ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:48:16 2015 No.12877068 >>12877062 Nobody.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:49:49 2015 No.12877069 >>12877051 I can't see an amazon in the archery club. There are sports more aggresive for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:50:41 2015 No.12877071 >>12877069 But the Ogres in the Rugby Team are too stronk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:51:36 2015 No.12877075 >>12877064 You mean best elf and horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:52:30 2015 No.12877077 >>12877071 They still got the Boxing Team, the Wrestling Team, the MMA team, the Kendo Team, the Hunting Team, the Banchou Team, the Speed Swim Team, the Team Team, and the Team Chaotix

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:53:39 2015 No.12877079 >>12877077 >Boxing Mantis reigns supreme, shrimp or not. >Wrestling P'Orcs everywhere. >MMA Okay, that fits, but only because I've read Teppu.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:54:11 2015 No.12877080
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>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

>More Greyguard

Hah ha! I did it, I wrote more than I meant to, and now I'm over tired, but I wasn't an Alp. Not much to say about this one. Theinn fucks a Lich.

Update starts from line 233

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:56:08 2015 No.12877085 >>12877079 Mantis would be banned from Boxing because of her scythes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:00:22 2015 No.12877092 >>12877080 >I wasn't an Alp Good, and don't even think about becoming one. Or I'll hiss at you. >you even changed the title That's a good boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:01:33 2015 No.12877095 >>12877079 >P'Orcs They'd be Big Show type Wrestlers who only squash Cruiserweights but get fucked by actual Heavyweights

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:02:37 2015 No.12877097 >>12877095 Actual wrasslin', not show wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:04:35 2015 No.12877099 File: 284 KB, 1000x1000, 1417587216534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877077 >Hunting Team Now we're talking, I'm joining that club. Also the Swim team since I'm gooder at that too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:05:20 2015 No.12877101 >>12877099 You do realize that you'll be the prey?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:05:40 2015 No.12877102
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Ok so I just finished Lanternon's story, and I was able to piece together the identity of the lich before the big reveal, but was there any indication that he was a mage or that his gf died before the timeskip? How did she die anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:06:15 2015 No.12877105 >>12877080 Write more gurolesbo Ushi pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:06:21 2015 No.12877106 >>12877099 >Cherokee fluffy The answer is yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:06:57 2015 No.12877108 >>12877046 >Dananon will never just shoot shit for fun again. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:08:00 2015 No.12877109 >>12877026 Can she smell her fearladyboner?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:08:00 2015 No.12877110 >>12877097 They'd still be too fat to do any good wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:08:02 2015 No.12877111 How would your monster waifu react if you lost a limb or got a nasty scar on a terrible accident? Would she become traumatized? Would she feel weirded out if you came back home with a prosthetic limb? Would she still love you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:09:04 2015 No.12877115 >>12877110 There is a great deal of strength in those things. Underestimate them, and you'll be enslaved. >>12877111 >S-so sexy! Rugged manliness really turns me on!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:09:18 2015 No.12877116 >>12877105 >He wants more brutal rape trains Hoo boy are you gonna enjoy the next cave scene. It'll be truly Ground Breaking

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:12:25 2015 No.12877120 File: 108 KB, 752x1063, Let me in, I'm a fairy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877101 Hunters don't hunt other hunters anon. I'm sure all the MGs will come to me for expert opinions on how / where to hunt HBs though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:13:22 2015 No.12877126 >>12877120 >Hunters don't hunt other hunters Of course they do, that's the whole point. The most dangerous game is the one that hunts you back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:14:01 2015 No.12877129 >>12877102 I really don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:14:14 2015 No.12877131 >>12877102 Nice quote Where is it from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:14:29 2015 No.12877132 File: 103 KB, 875x913, sci-fi taur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you guys think of sci-fi monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:15:14 2015 No.12877133 >>12877111 I never asked for this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:15:28 2015 No.12877134 >>12877132 I'm intrigued. That looks like fantasy though.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:15:54 2015 No.12877136

>>12877102
In one of the final chapters he has a long convo with Val about how he was found to be a mage, and asking him about magic 'n wizzads 'n shit. And judging by the journal, it seems like she killed herself, but that must've been during the timeskip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:16:46 2015 No.12877139 >>12877134 It's a little hard to see, but one of her legs looks mechanical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:17:24 2015 No.12877140 >>12877111 Well if your waifu is into manly men I'm sure she won't complaint about the scar. >>12877132 Meh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:17:49 2015 No.12877142 File: 451 KB, 1200x1200, 1401812318341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877133 Broken body built anew, spirit lingers torn in two~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:18:57 2015 No.12877146 >>12877136 I'm kinda glad I didn't read this story, doesn't sound all that good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:19:36 2015 No.12877149 >>12877146 It's one of the best we have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:20:13 2015 No.12877152 >>12877149 I can't tell if that's funny or sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:21:04 2015 No.12877155 >>12877152 >I haven't read this story but I've decided it's shit for no reason Have it your way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:23:04 2015 No.12877157 File: 402 KB, 1200x1200, cyber centaur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877142 Metal fingers grip my heart so cold

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:23:37 2015 No.12877159
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>>12877126
It would be like the episode of Samurai Jack with the Hunters.

Except with monster girls.

Also I'd hunt the opposing school's 1 male hunter club member and bring him back for my club's MGs to play with. It would placate them for at least a while so I can hunt regular game.

Imagine how well funded MG schools would be, they'd have private land specifically for hunting and massive schools to house the larger than normal girls.

Thank you based Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:24:42 2015 No.12877161 >>12877126 >The most dangerous game like the book?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:25:39 2015 No.12877165 >>12877155 It's like when you read the back of a book. If you don't like the summary of what the book is about, you probably won't like the story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:27:18 2015 No.12877169 >>12877161 That's right anon. You get a cookie! >>12877165 >literally judging a book by it's cover I'm done talking to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:27:52 2015 No.12877173 >>12877169 >That's right anon. You get a cookie! oh im not falling for that again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:27:59 2015 No.12877174 >>12877132 Alien zerg/tyranid-esque monster girls are my jam

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:29:34 2015 No.12877177 >>12877169 >letting yourself read shit instead of going with your gut As am I.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:30:06 2015 No.12877178 File: 89 KB, 740x1043, Ravener.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877174

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:30:15 2015 No.12877179 >>12877174 what did you think of that aliengirl bte comic setouchi did?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:30:16 2015 No.12877180 >>12877173 I C. My quarry is clever this time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:30:35 2015 No.12877182 File: 415 KB, 800x1000, FinishedSytili.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877174

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:31:35 2015 No.12877183 >>12877056 I would be a goalie.. A modern interpretation of the Paladins of old, the last line of defense between victory and defeat. My glove hand will still be awful and the shots are now twice as hard/fast. I relish the pain/challenge.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:32:17 2015 No.12877184

In the previous thread:

Thegreens does a thing.
.less draws soft paws with an anubis attached to them.
Loen draws a young hellhound. (Hellpup? Heckhound?)
/mgt/ feeds eggs to an angel.
Mangomachine writes about a yandere valkyrie and anubis.
Gran Torino, but with monstergirls. (Don't they eat hellhounds in Korea?)
Loen draws Miia performing the dance of her people.
The Derepocalypse is upon us.
Krampus gives the gift of giving punishments.
Perky kobold butts, cyborg kitsunes and Russian catgirls. It's actually more down to earth than the actual Metal Gear Solid, somehow.
Oomukade narrates her new favourite game.
BASED LUTH. BASED ANUBIS. 2015 YEAR OF THE ANUBIS.
/mgt/ starts a club at Monstergirl Academy.
Penywise joins the delinquent club and has a bath with a spider.
Monorus draws a lava golem teaching anon about plate tectonics.
Averageanon finishes A Familar Friend 3. It's quite long.
Maritan and .less make a comic about playing with Mari.
The sandworm doujin from SlapStickStrike is translated.
ELH starts writing a hellhound story.

Hi. It's been a while. Actually, I entirely missed out on hellhound being released by KC. So I guess I have some catching up to do. But hopefully with that, there'll be some new ideas to stockpile to the list: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Yes, I'm still forcing the list. It's being pushed for Summerslam, you see.
Hopefully http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk can be updated, as well.

It's nice to be back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:32:57 2015 No.12877186 >>12877184 R-recap anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:33:38 2015 No.12877187 >>12877184 You came back to us in our hour of need!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:34:03 2015 No.12877188 >>12877183 Association, Hockey, or Lacrosse? fun answer, field hockey?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:34:05 2015 No.12877189 >>12877184 I just got here anything a newbie should know/read?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:34:27 2015 No.12877190 >>12877184 Clad to have you back recap anon. re-posting for the day crew. As always, let me know what went right/wrong http://pastebin.com/xqcmMprF

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:34:43 2015 No.12877191 >>12877184 Glad to have you back, brother. Let us reorganize, there is much to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:34:56 2015 No.12877192 >>12877184 I don't think Lava Golem was Monorus. The lines are similar, yes, but it doesn't strike me as his.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:35:10 2015 No.12877193

>>12877184
Welcome back man.
>Monorus draws a lava golem teaching anon about plate tectonics.
That pictures actually been around for some time, and I can assure you that Monorus wasn't there at the time it was posted.
There was also that guy who recognized peoples writing styles and mannerisms.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:35:39 2015 No.12877196
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>>12877179
eh, I didnt really care for it, cant see the alien bits half the time and her design just isnt that interesting.
Then again I do just prefer the queen of blades and weird type of alien girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:36:03 2015 No.12877197 >>12877184 Welcome back, old friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:36:07 2015 No.12877198 >>12877193 >spoiler The fact that he can do that terrifies me slightly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:36:07 2015 No.12877199 >>12877193 That guy's a freak

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:36:08 2015 No.12877201
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>>12877189
Somebody made this long ago. Just ignore the last one, it's no longer relevant. And I guess it's missing some good, new ones.
And actually, it might be really stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:36:36 2015 No.12877202 >>12877178 >>12877182 I never thought I'd see these.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:36:48 2015 No.12877203 >>12877196 I liked it cause I like ntr if its a guy being stolen away from a human girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:37:03 2015 No.12877204 >>12877193 That guy freaks me out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:37:26 2015 No.12877207 File: 192 KB, 676x900, katawa monmusu tengu cry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877111 We'd have something else in common then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:37:28 2015 No.12877208 >>12877198 >>12877199 >>12877204 Hey, one of my teachers in high school could do it too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:37:38 2015 No.12877209 >>12877201 It was really stupid, autistic even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:37:54 2015 No.12877211 >>12877188 Ice hockey, 4 year varsity player (although one year was a technicality) before heading to the beer leagues. Beer league hockey is best hockey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:38:16 2015 No.12877213 >>12877203 Not a fan of ntr so it didnt really have anything for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:38:40 2015 No.12877214 >>12877209 Yeah, I think I'm getting rid of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:38:51 2015 No.12877215 >>12877201 >That image I can smell the smoke already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:39:02 2015 No.12877217 File: 53 KB, 174x220, 1400535851674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877208 Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:39:12 2015 No.12877218 >>12877207 I would cuddle with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:39:22 2015 No.12877219 >>12877208 Yeah, but that's being a good teacher. This is like having to actively look behind you periodically because you feel like a Kunoichi or a Cheshire is watching you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:39:44 2015 No.12877221 >>12877215 >the smoke What smoke?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:39:49 2015 No.12877222 >>12877208 It's still fucking creepy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:40:04 2015 No.12877223 File: 210 KB, 1280x1600, zoanthrope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877202 There's also this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:40:50 2015 No.12877225 File: 776 KB, 1200x1600, 0002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your catgrill wants to do some watersports with you! Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:41:05 2015 No.12877226 >>12877196 then what about SCP-682-chan?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:41:18 2015 No.12877229

>>12877186
http://pastebin.com/9CaX10yK

>>12877189
Newbie to the threads in general? Go click on that bitly shortened link in the OP and have a look. ELH and LDR have always done a really good job at compiling the creative stuff and posting updates.

>>12877192
>>12877193
Oops. Still rusty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:41:28 2015 No.12877233 >>12877223 God it would suck to be her if her face itched.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:41:47 2015 No.12877234 >>12877225 Open wide. I'm not a prude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:41:58 2015 No.12877235 >>12877225 Go swimming. Kind of weird that a cat wants to go in the water but hey, who am I to judge?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:42:16 2015 No.12877236 >>12877225 Please use my face

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:43:06 2015 No.12877239 >>12877225 Like waterguns and water ballons? Or beach vollyball? Sure!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:43:21 2015 No.12877240 >>12877223 I would care for a zoanthrope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:44:17 2015 No.12877242 File: 62 KB, 231x400, 1411928476099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877233 Zoanthropes are psychic cannons of doom. Pretty sure they have no problems using their powers to scratch themselves with. >>12877240 Even this one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:44:19 2015 No.12877243 File: 106 KB, 576x576, doom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877233 she's a psyker anon, arms are for the weak

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:48:00 2015 No.12877246 >>12877243 Man if I had any ability as a writefag I would totally write a story about raising up a lowly alien spawn or larva up-to brood queen status and help her build a hive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:49:15 2015 No.12877247 It's 20 below with windchill, where's my yeti girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:49:44 2015 No.12877249 >>12877247 In da woods. Go get 'er tiger!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:52:12 2015 No.12877252 >>12877225 It's a shite fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:52:13 2015 No.12877253 >>12877249 It's too cold to go in the woods. Why won't she just come to me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:52:20 2015 No.12877254 >>12877193 >Spoiler I remain untouched by his psychic machinations but the rest of these people need to look out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:52:55 2015 No.12877256 File: 219 KB, 789x1022, Yeti3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877249 >Yeti >Innawoods You and I both know he's gonna have go hiking if he wants to find one. >tfw hot as fuck out here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:53:12 2015 No.12877257 >>12877253 Because it's too hot inside. But if you go outside, she can warm you up in her igloo, built right next to Junko's place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:53:34 2015 No.12877260 >>12877253 >Not gearing up effectively and going out to search for your Yeti waifu As expected of someone who can't handle the cold

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:54:01 2015 No.12877263 >>12877257 Is Junko cuddling her too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:54:08 2015 No.12877264 What's a thing you'd like to see me do with revelgodanon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:55:02 2015 No.12877265 >>12877263 No, Junko has a jailbait high school boy to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:55:10 2015 No.12877267 >>12877264 Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:55:27 2015 No.12877268 File: 42 KB, 606x427, kerrigan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877196 >queen of blades my waifu ever since I started playing Zerg in Brood War. A shame that SC2 butchered her, but oh well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:55:53 2015 No.12877270 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, Wasurenagumo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you dudes seen Wasurenagumo? It's a pretty damn cute OVA about a yandere Jurougumo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:56:03 2015 No.12877271 >>12877264 I don't know who that is, I don't know who you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:56:06 2015 No.12877272 >>12877260 I didn't choose this god forsaken state. No matter how many wool coats I use I'll never make it her igloo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:56:12 2015 No.12877273 >>12877267 One of the other things I write that isn't cookanon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:57:04 2015 No.12877275 >>12877272 Then she's going to have to die from heartbreak all alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:57:04 2015 No.12877276 >>12877270 It's too short.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:57:40 2015 No.12877277 >>12877270 >Cute For the first half at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:57:48 2015 No.12877278 >>12877275 You're hurting my heart anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:58:20 2015 No.12877279 >>12877276 That's what she said..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:58:21 2015 No.12877280 >>12877276 This was also my only complaint. And not enough spider SoL. >>12877277 You daft, son? The ending was the best part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:58:31 2015 No.12877281 >>12877272 >Can't handle the cold at all to the point of blaming his state Sure feels good being a Canadian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:58:31 2015 No.12877282 >>12877278 No, you're hurting HER heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:59:17 2015 No.12877285 File: 56 KB, 396x396, serious love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877275 >>12877278 suffering builds character anon. let your waifu die and become stronger. become your own waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:59:27 2015 No.12877287 >>12877270 Most everyone saw it when it came out a few years ago. It's like asking if people here have played MGQ or Sengoku Rance. Sure a few probably haven't, but most have.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:59:48 2015 No.12877288

>>12877242
>Socially awkward tyranid
>Gets the pounce on an Imperial Guardsman while he was patrolling the sewers of a Hiveworld
>Trying to claw a guardsman to death
>Only able to leave scratch marks his flak armor
>His face of horror turns into a face of confusion
>"S-S-Sstop it! I-I'm trying to e-e-eat you!"
>In desperation, she slams her head into his chest
>It hurt her head so badly she falls off of him, cradling her head
>"A-Ah-AOooooow"
>She stops, curls up into a ball and starts to cry
>The guardsman calmly contemplates shooting her right then and there
>She peeks up at him with puppy-eyes, then shrieks back into her ball
>Aw Geez
>He picks her up and carries her away.
Yeah, I guess I would

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 13:59:50 2015 No.12877289 >>12877281 My Canadian buddy. I would go searching for hours for my Yeti waifu and not feel a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:00:10 2015 No.12877291 >>12877184 >The Derepocalypse is upon us. What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:00:27 2015 No.12877292 >>12877287 >Sengoku Rance I haven't

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:00:39 2015 No.12877293 >>12877281 >>12877282 Michigan is honorary Canada right? So be it then, I'm gearing up to go find her igloo, that or freeze to death. Wish me luck as I try to find my yeti waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:00:43 2015 No.12877295 >>12877287 I played Sengoku Rance later than everybody else and felt like a total outcast. >>12877288 Absolutely fucking heretical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:00:54 2015 No.12877297 >>12877289 My man of Canadian descent

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:01:04 2015 No.12877298 >>12877287 I only found out about it like an hour ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:01:39 2015 No.12877300 >>12877287 >MGQ actually I think a lot of people here haven't at least back when we were in /a/ when part 3 was fully translated there wasn't all that enthusiasm for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:01:44 2015 No.12877301 >>12877292 Go do so now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:02:12 2015 No.12877305 >>12877295 Heretical fucking is the best kind of heresy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:02:30 2015 No.12877308 >>12877293 >Mishigan is honorary Canada, right? No, keep your Detroit and get out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:02:41 2015 No.12877309 >>12877293 >Yeti crying as she wasn't able to make it in time to save someone from freezing This makes me sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:03:22 2015 No.12877311 >>12877293 >Michigan >Canada Only if you ditch that hussy Detroit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:03:25 2015 No.12877312 >>12877308 Who said we wanted Detroit? Too many hood MG's there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:03:53 2015 No.12877313 >>12877300 I never finished Part 3 and I had 100% completions on Part 1 and 2. Just too many damn Setochian horrors and Delphinian hood ornaments. Just felt like a damn chore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:04:25 2015 No.12877314 >>12877313 So you never saw how love conquers all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:04:31 2015 No.12877315 HAHA TIME FOR SANDWORM http://exhentai.org/g/773528/b6c3b379c0/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:04:33 2015 No.12877316 >>12877311 I'm far enough north I don't need to think of Detroit thankfully.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:04:44 2015 No.12877318 >>12877288 >leaving scratches on flak armor please. I could penetrate flak armor by pushing a pencil

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:04:44 2015 No.12877319 >>12877309 >Yeti crying because a yuki-onna got to him first

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:04:45 2015 No.12877320 >>12877309 No please. I don't want to see Yetis suffer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:05:54 2015 No.12877321 >>12877312 Well too bad, because you're no Canadian as a fish saying it's from Mercury It's like meeting a nice looking Neko at a bar but then you completely missed the Manticore tail and wings and get yourself trapped. I'm feeling bad now. Sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:06:45 2015 No.12877323 >>12877320 I can already feel the cold seeping into my bones, so unless we meet up or I find her igloo, the local yeti is going to find a anonsicle very soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:07:48 2015 No.12877325 >>12877252 But how can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:08:06 2015 No.12877327 >>12877321 It's ok. I guess I'll never get rid of the tail-pussy in my blood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:08:19 2015 No.12877328 >>12877323 Warmth comes from within. Think warm thoughts. Let your chi flow to your extremeties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:08:34 2015 No.12877329 >>12877313 so you didn't get to see alice and luka having consensual married sex for the purpose of procreation for three days straight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:08:49 2015 No.12877331 >>12877320 yetis deserve suffering

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:09:26 2015 No.12877333 >>12877328 As soon as I find her it's all going to one extremity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:10:22 2015 No.12877335 >>12877333 >using your chi to strengthen your cock Poor Yeti is not going to walk tomorrow. Not that you could really go anywhere in the blizzard anyway...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:10:35 2015 No.12877336 Would you help your oni waifu build a powersuit so she can finally take down the snooty dragon bitch and become ruler of the coliseum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:11:30 2015 No.12877337 >>12877336 >Dragons > onis No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:11:59 2015 No.12877340 >>12877335 I will be lodged between her thighs with the force of a thousand supernovae. So no I can't forsee her walking away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:12:35 2015 No.12877342 >>12877336 As a man with a Dragon waifu, I would welcome such attempts. I would totally bro down with the Oni's husband and eat popcorn while the ladies duked it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:12:40 2015 No.12877343 >>12877336 I'd build her a powersuit so she could stop that Dragon next door that seems to always come back from the dead and that Gazer that boasts about her superior brain function and her already built mega mech No one will get this reference

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:13:02 2015 No.12877344 >>12877329 >>12877313 More like Alice fucking and Luka trying to survive. Stay in the hugbox anon. Say no to vagina vore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:13:09 2015 No.12877346 >>12877309 I remember some story where Yeti cried because she didn't save a MC in time and he lost his eye and arm. Her cyclopes friend didn't mind though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:13:11 2015 No.12877347 >>12877331 Buttface.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:13:39 2015 No.12877348 >>12877320 >She hugs a person who froze to death but he doesn't respond or react. >When it dawns on her that he's dead she starts crying

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:14:37 2015 No.12877349 >>12877315 Wunderbar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:14:52 2015 No.12877350 >>12877348 If I die in this blizzard looking for one she better fucking cry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:15:04 2015 No.12877352 >>12877336 >making MGs even more dangerous with technology Why don't you just put us in breeding farms faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:16:55 2015 No.12877357 >>12877344 they were married they were doing it for procreation and technically it was consensual.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:17:05 2015 No.12877358

>>12877342
>You crunch your homemade popcorn and take a swig of the beer OniBro bought
>Your wife just lit hers up in a sea of flame, and got a burning fist to the face for her efforts
>"So hey, bro. My wife just hauled this ancient shit out of the ocean, right?"
>He takes a swig before answering, "Mm, yeah?"
>"Well get this. Instead of treasure, the the thing was a fuckin' booze cruise. she grumbled, but all this aged alcohol is like liquid gold right? I was wondering what to do with it and the nit hit me. We should totally all hang out this sunday, have a barbecue and get smashed. What do you think?"
>Sounds good man. My wife has been pretty stressed, and she's always talking about the says she's go raging with her sisters. It'd be good to see her cut loose for once. We'll be there."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:17:06 2015 No.12877359 >>12877350 Don't worry, you'll make it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:17:52 2015 No.12877360 File: 135 KB, 850x899, gazer girlfriend.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >every death is ten straight minutes of oral anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:18:01 2015 No.12877361 >>12877350 You are already ded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:18:49 2015 No.12877364 >>12877358 See, this is the kind of thing I was talking about. Being a married to an MG is so cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:19:00 2015 No.12877365 >>12877360 So should, or shouldn't I play Iwanna be the guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:19:07 2015 No.12877366 >>12877357 Your point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:19:35 2015 No.12877367 >>12877359 The cold isn't near as kind anon. >>12877361 I'm feeling close now. I see visions of wonderland dancing in my head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:20:07 2015 No.12877368 >>12877364 Fuck off John.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:20:11 2015 No.12877369 >>12877359 >anon makes it to her door step before passing away. That'd be the saddest thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:20:12 2015 No.12877370 >>12877291 This thing: >>12871829 Also, what happened to that Gamer Gracie greentext story? Did it finish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:20:49 2015 No.12877371 >>12877360 I would lose on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:20:50 2015 No.12877372 >>12877360 That reminds me. Was there any Gazer story? I don't remember a single one. Greenies doesn't count obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:21:02 2015 No.12877373 >>12877368 Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:21:32 2015 No.12877376 >>12877352 >Being tinfoil-hat wearing nutcase.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:21:37 2015 No.12877377 >>12877369 that reminds me of that bump of chicken song

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:21:51 2015 No.12877378 >>12877120 you're just after anons cumsoaked undies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:22:38 2015 No.12877380 Just gonna leave this here.. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48007859

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:22:40 2015 No.12877381 >>12877369 My will to trudge forth is slipping. Maybe yeti waifu was just a dream.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:22:41 2015 No.12877382

>Due to that, the feelings of disgust towards the single-eye are erased. Instead, the man will feel that "The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ" and "Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners". Because of this, the man will start to find them attractive to the point of being irresistible with their single-eye. Just looking at the single-eye will arouse such lust that breathing becomes rough, and the lower body becomes so stiff and swollen that it is painful. And then, when they sexually assault a man in such a state, he'll be unable to refuse

Cake Gazer shenannigans where every man she seduces instantly falls in love with the nearest cyclops, when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:23:09 2015 No.12877384 >>12877367 >Anon thinks he died >He was actually transported into wonderland after falling down a rabbit hole buried under snow >Yeti waifu now has to trek through the madness to save her potential husbando

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:23:20 2015 No.12877385 Butler to kind master turned alp. Yay or nay?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:23:21 2015 No.12877386

>>12877348

>I, Paladin Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do hereby leaveth my holy sword to whatever finds it.
>Order pray it be a human man.
>It is a good sword and kilt the monster that kilt me.
>Anyway, I am dead.
>Yours truly,
>Paladin Jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-OCKxSqTHw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:24:24 2015 No.12877389 >>12877380 That's actually pretty nice looking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:25:13 2015 No.12877390 >>12877384 Coming to theaters this spring

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:25:19 2015 No.12877391 >>12877385 Gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:25:30 2015 No.12877393 >>12877384 That idea is pretty great. If I don't die out here maybe I'll write it and the yeti can read it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:26:10 2015 No.12877398 >>12877382 >cake Disgusting Throw into trash already, it expired half a month ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:26:20 2015 No.12877399 >>12877384 Shenanigans I look forward to. >>12877393 Please do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:26:38 2015 No.12877400 >>12877390 We'll call it, Thawing The Heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:26:55 2015 No.12877401 >>12877184 >Averageanon finishes A Familar Friend 3 >MC denser than ever >Richard >magical cat fight >soft familiar childhood friend impregnation Thanks Averageanon, I enjoyed all three parts of this story, but this was by far the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:27:31 2015 No.12877403 >>12877391 Don't bully alps. They just want to love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:27:39 2015 No.12877406 >>12877400 How about Chilling Madness? Or does that sound more horror thriller than romance adventure?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:27:51 2015 No.12877407 >>12877386 >Paladin Jack I have no idea what you're referencing, but some one needs to redo Samurai Jack as a paladin With monstergirls, centred around Jack's eternal battle with the Lilim akuma

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:27:58 2015 No.12877408 >>12877398 Christmas was 12-13 days ago, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:28:04 2015 No.12877409 >>12877403 As a well known Alp I can attest to this being false.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:28:44 2015 No.12877412 >>12877407 then why make him a paladin he was fine just the way he was

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:28:44 2015 No.12877413 >>12877406 As long as it's punny I'll be pleased, but that is giving off a bit more of a horror vibe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:28:57 2015 No.12877414 >>12877406 No that sounds good. Then at the end of the movie it shows the Yeti holding a frozen anons corpse with the crazy smile!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:30:13 2015 No.12877415 >>12877409 As a friend of an alp you can go suck a dick anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:30:15 2015 No.12877416 >>12877412 Do you think that the Order has a secret sect of Samurai Paladins hidden in that not!Japan land?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:30:25 2015 No.12877417 >>12877403 pastebin.com/AA4hcU38 This happens when you don't bully your Alp. Do the responsible thing: identify and start bullying Alps in time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:31:00 2015 No.12877419 >>12877414 Yandere Yeti now? Or did she just go crazy from anons death. Speaking of death, no yeti to be seen yet, my body is pain. Is it time to turn back to the safety of my home?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:31:50 2015 No.12877420 MachineAnon is ded again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:32:10 2015 No.12877422 >>12877416 no but I do remember that there existed a region there with anti monster sentiment (one of the fallen maidens was from there irc) , they could allied themselves with it.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:32:22 2015 No.12877423

>>12877407
>LOOOOONG AGO, it a distant lad
>I, Akuma, the shapeshifting Lilim of darkness
>Unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
>BUT, a FOOLISH samurai warrior, wielding a chastity belt
>Step forth to oppose me
>before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time
>And flung him into the future, were my evil is LAW
>Now the fool wishes to return back to the past
>And UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKUMA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:33:11 2015 No.12877426 >>12877414 >>12877419 She can just take him to a Lich to revive him, can't she? He'd probably have to be get revived in a younger form though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:35:00 2015 No.12877432 File: 462 KB, 768x1024, 047570482_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877380 This guy needs to draw more stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:35:17 2015 No.12877433 >>12877401 That's why I'm here anon. That's why I'm here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:35:39 2015 No.12877434 >>12877426 >Having to trek to god knows where to find a Lich willing to revive him Decomposition, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:36:16 2015 No.12877435 >>12877434 Regenerative magic, Anon-kun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:36:48 2015 No.12877436 >>12877434 She's taking him to a lich, Anon. That means magic is involved and, as a matter of course, ain't nobody gotta explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:37:26 2015 No.12877438 >>12877434 The Yeti can probably emanate MAMONO MANA which helps preserve him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:37:51 2015 No.12877440 >>12877435 I'm gonna need some of that regernative magic if I don't find a Yeti and her igloo soon.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:38:20 2015 No.12877441

>>12877435
>>12877436
Anon, you missed the point. Let me run it down for you
You are here, in Canadia, Ontario, in the arms of your Yeti waifu because you died
The Lich is here, in Vancouver
Get it now?

>>12877438 got it. Though, I don't think yeti's know magic
Then again, MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:39:09 2015 No.12877442 >>12877417 Fuck you anon I'm gonna tenderly love my alp and give her the best ring I can buy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:39:47 2015 No.12877443 >>12877440 If you've got the money, honey, Fran the Lich has what you need. >>12877441 >Get it now? I still don't see an issue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:40:18 2015 No.12877445 >>12877441 >Anon, you missed the point. No we didn't, but I don't think you read ours at all. It's magic, decomposition doesn't mean shit. because it's nothing she can't fix or deal with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:40:48 2015 No.12877446 >>12877442 >ring Genital piercings are mean, please no!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:41:12 2015 No.12877449 >>12877441 >>12877443 The issue, even excluding KC's "magic solves all problem clause" would only be having to rent a refrigerated food storage truck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:41:47 2015 No.12877451 >>12877443 >>12877445 >I still don't see an issue I-- but TRAVEL TIME. DISTANCE. THE BODY WOULD DECOMPOSE BEFORE SHE GOT TO THE LICH I hate you all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:42:03 2015 No.12877453 >>12877443 Looks like I'm gonna need to pay up then. I'm turning back, even my CHI STRENGTHENED DICK can't deal with this cold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:42:32 2015 No.12877455 File: 50 KB, 720x480, 1412326537533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877449 >KC ... >>12877451 What part of "regenerative magic" don't you understand?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:42:38 2015 No.12877456 >>12877446 Not that kind anon, she's getting a beautiful ring for her soft ring finger. Then I'm taking her wherever she wants for the honeymoon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:42:40 2015 No.12877457 >>12877451 I love watching illogical things fuck over logical thought. The reactions are marvelous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:43:34 2015 No.12877460 >>12877453 You don't have a lot of willpower if you're out of it already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:43:55 2015 No.12877461 >>12877457 >>12877455 Even though I know you're both messing with me, I'm physically rubbing my temples

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:44:17 2015 No.12877462 >>12877370 Well, it was about her while pregnant, and since was the last of that story post had her water breaking, one can assume it ended.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:44:36 2015 No.12877464 >>12877460 Cold seeps willpower, like tea in a cup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:44:55 2015 No.12877465 >>12877453 >Can't handle the cold >Giving up Pathetic

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:45:41 2015 No.12877469

>>12877461
No, seriously, what is it that you don't get? REGENERATIVE MAGIC. It doesn't matter how decomposed the corpse is, REGENERATIVE MAGIC fixes it. Restores it. REGENERATES it.
>>12877464
>Anon didn't come... maybe he doesn't love me?
>I can't blame him...
>Nobody else does either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:45:53 2015 No.12877470 >>12877465 The prospect of a yeti waifu isn't worth death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:46:50 2015 No.12877474 >>12877433 Average? Any plans to use any of the side characters in any future stories? Some of them seemed to have potential on their own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:47:07 2015 No.12877476 >>12877469 Alright that's not fair, m-maybe she's right over this rise? I guess I'll keep going just a little longer.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:47:08 2015 No.12877477

>>12877441
>>12877443
>>12877445

>Coming this summer
>An epic comedy about one Yeti's plan to save the one that didn't make it.

>"There has to be a way!"
>"Well, there is this one Lich I heard about on the East Coast..."
>"I'm going to need a truck."

>Cut to a run-down impound lot and scrapyard
>Cyclops mechanic talking to Yeti

>"Welp, sorry ma'am, but regulations state that you clearly need a commercial class-C to drive a truck like that. Plus, you don't have the scratch to pay for a truck that size even if you did have one."
>"But if I don't... then my husbandu will die... permanently!"
>"Well, if you're willing to pay a few thousand, I may have something that might interest you..."

>A brief montage of an ice cream truck jumping over explosions, being chased by police cars on a freeway, drunken Yuki-Onna CC riding shotgun.

>JUST DESSERTS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:47:42 2015 No.12877480 File: 464 KB, 750x1062, Yeti Strap Break.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877455 >... We aren't talking about Thomas' Yeti, are we?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:47:45 2015 No.12877481 >>12877376 >believing monsters wouldn't enslave us completely if they had magic AND technology Traitor kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:48:06 2015 No.12877482 >>12877469 But the mind would already be gone, his spirit would already be on Charon's wild ride There's a certain extent regenerative magic can go before is basically god powers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:48:35 2015 No.12877484 >>12877423 >I am the lost son of the land you have pillaged. >I am here to reclaim it >For my people >For my Father >For my birthright

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:48:46 2015 No.12877485 >>12877403 But it's gay love. That shit ain't right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:48:52 2015 No.12877486 >>12877477 I'd drag my Dragonfu to watch it. >>12877480 We're talking HEADCANON.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:49:18 2015 No.12877487 >>12877477 >JUST DESSERTS That's a good one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:49:57 2015 No.12877488 >>12877481 Paladin, please take your meds.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:49:58 2015 No.12877489
File: 35 KB, 1858x423, Olev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12877184
>Angry /fit/ Anon and his adorable, angry Minotaur family.
Soon.
Also
>Anon polishing a Holstaurus' horns while she wears a blindfold to protect her eyes. Holstaurus is a little bit fidgety.
Has already been done in image and story version.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:50:04 2015 No.12877490 >>12877482 >mind would already be gone The mind is only the electrochemical processes in the brain. These can be recreated. >spirit This can be summoned back. It's called Necromancy. >certain extent And this is not that extent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:50:04 2015 No.12877491 >>12877080 >Theinn fucks a Lich This is good. I like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:50:45 2015 No.12877493 >>12877481 Monsters would take over if they had magic and technology. That's the point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:50:53 2015 No.12877494 >>12877486 >We're talking HEADCANON. I can't magically read your mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:51:04 2015 No.12877495 >>12877489 >image Show me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:51:36 2015 No.12877497 >>12877489 Oh, awesome. Do you have a link to the Holst story and image?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:51:37 2015 No.12877498 >>12877490 Right right, Necromancy. always forget about Necromancy You win this time My logic has be swatted away by my forgetfulness of different arts of magic Magic's really overpowered

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:52:09 2015 No.12877502 File: 683 KB, 1358x396, 8c5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877373 You having a giggle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:52:36 2015 No.12877505 >>12877485 It's cute and you can impregnate it. It's fiiiiine.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:53:10 2015 No.12877507

>>12877494
I never told you to.
>>12877498
>overpowered
Tell that to the guy who studies it for decades only to be raped before he can cast even once.
>>12877502
John is a common name, I can't be expected to remember every /b/ meme for the early 2000's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:53:11 2015 No.12877508 >>12877184 >BASED LUTH >BASED ANUBIS >2015 YEAR OF THE ANUBIS I can get behind this. Yes, yes indeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:53:13 2015 No.12877509 >>12877488 Fuck you Traitor kun. You're not fooling anyone. >>12877493 And you want this!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:53:54 2015 No.12877513 File: 121 KB, 800x1000, Olev2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877495 >>12877497 http://pastebin.com/RzeW3xn3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:54:34 2015 No.12877515 >>12877513 That's not fidgety, that's giddy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:54:35 2015 No.12877516 >>12877509 >And you want this!? Yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:55:11 2015 No.12877519 File: 256 KB, 800x1000, 1420351777902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baphomets are top tier monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:55:15 2015 No.12877520 >>12877513 >Those sweater puppies >That lip bite >Disregard everything, THAT LIP BITE Lord help me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:55:15 2015 No.12877521 >>12877385 yay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:55:31 2015 No.12877522 File: 1.14 MB, 2400x3840, 1420360543650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:55:40 2015 No.12877523 File: 639 KB, 480x270, 1396452225834.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877505 But it's a man in a female body anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:56:03 2015 No.12877524 >>12877474 Oomukade is the one I currently have a plan for in the future. Beyond that not really. Maybe the nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:56:23 2015 No.12877527 >>12877505 You are my ultimate nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:56:24 2015 No.12877528 >>12877509 What's not to like? An end to all wars and pointless violence , a loving monster wife for every man, leaders that want the best for us, not just for themselves. It'll be great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:56:26 2015 No.12877529 >>12877523 So it's a female.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:57:05 2015 No.12877530 >>12877516 Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:57:35 2015 No.12877532 >>12877515 Close enough. >>12877520 Its one of the few images from less I really like.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:57:50 2015 No.12877533

>>12877184
>Averageanon finishes A Familiar Friend 3
I got convinced to read that after some anons told me there was a Nightmare in part 2.

Loved it. Cute story, nice comedy, I liked how part 3 delved into the dealings of the Sabbath, and the lewd at the end was fantastic.

Also nice that he mentioned in the last thread said Nightmare I mentioned got a happy-end, eventually. More than the Prissy bitch deserved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:58:05 2015 No.12877534 >>12877523 >not wanting to fuck your alp friend until she becomes a stage 3. >not wanting to marry that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:58:12 2015 No.12877535 >>12877532 >Close enough No, giddy is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:58:26 2015 No.12877537 >>12877528 All while being property, no thanks. If you need me I'll be cleaning my rifle, see you on the battlefield.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:58:33 2015 No.12877538 >>12877519 We know already. >>12877522 Loen is forever based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:58:44 2015 No.12877539 >>12877532 .Less has some gems in his fast inventory of pictures

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:59:14 2015 No.12877541 >>12877537 Freedom-kun fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:59:26 2015 No.12877542 >>12877529 >>12877534 Someone needs to read the updated profile. Alps a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:59:59 2015 No.12877543 >>12877541 Whatever you say, Slave-kun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:00:36 2015 No.12877546 >>12877541 No u, fucking slave wannabe. I'm ashamed and enraged at having to breathe the same air as you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:01:03 2015 No.12877547 >>12877542 Alps a fun. You need to take a breather.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:02:03 2015 No.12877551 [DELETED]

>>12877537
Where do you get that idea. Men will be treated better under monstergirl rule then any human can give them. Monstergirls consider men to be their precious lovers, an would hate for anything bad to happen to them. Men would be sure to kept happy and safe unlike in those human run countries where they are used as pawns and sent off to die in wars or in dangerous conditions. Don't you want to be loved and kept safe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:02:18 2015 No.12877553 >>12877142 >>12877157 why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:02:32 2015 No.12877554 >>12877542 All you have to do is dick the gay away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:03:04 2015 No.12877555 >>12877543 I'd rather wear a collar and live than die for nothing. >>12877546 Then go die fighting your superiors, I'll enjoy the air on your behalf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:03:41 2015 No.12877556 >>12877551 Monster pls I would rather die fighting for my country an brothers over being a housewife any day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:03:49 2015 No.12877557 >>12877352 MGE monsters already have magitech, steampunk and firearms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:04:13 2015 No.12877558 >>12877556 Wait, you'd rather die than be a stay-at-home dad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:04:53 2015 No.12877560 >>12877555 >I'd rather wear a collar and live than die for nothing. You got no pride, just like the rest of the subs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:04:57 2015 No.12877561 >>12877555 You'll be the one dying, fuckpuppet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:05:05 2015 No.12877562 >>12877558 If it means fighting for something I believe in, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:06:02 2015 No.12877563 >>12877560 Pride goes before downfall anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:06:34 2015 No.12877564 >>12877557 who has firearms in MGE? Those would be so useful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:06:44 2015 No.12877565 File: 188 KB, 480x640, Mantis_sleep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This goddamn argument every thread. Can't we just enjoy things like Mantis Girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:07:19 2015 No.12877567 >>12877563 Does your mistress know you shitpost on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:07:22 2015 No.12877568 >>12877080 Far-off Harem End?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:07:25 2015 No.12877569 >>12877551 >Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. >>12877557 You're confusing threadcanon with canon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:07:56 2015 No.12877571 >>12877562 Yes, fight for your Leaders and your Banks, die in painfully in some ditch, I'll be happy with my wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:08:00 2015 No.12877572 File: 253 KB, 541x700, 1412293844281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why aren't you getting along again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:08:24 2015 No.12877573 >>12877565 I hate bugs but man I would love a Mantis girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:08:25 2015 No.12877574 >>12877563 Better to die on one's feet than live on one's knees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:09:02 2015 No.12877577 >>12877565 I'd love a Mantis girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:09:20 2015 No.12877578 >>12877569 Did you know that quoting smart people doesn't make you smart? >>12877574 That's dumb. Why is it better to die than to live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:09:26 2015 No.12877579 >>12877571 That's some sick stockholm syndrome you got there brah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:09:39 2015 No.12877580 >>12877572 Shitflinging makes the world go round.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:09:39 2015 No.12877581 >>12877571 At least I'll be buried with pride along with my brothers. Can you say you'll accept death as well, slave?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:10:01 2015 No.12877582 File: 50 KB, 377x298, 1400546992494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877554 You do it. Alps are dead to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:10:06 2015 No.12877583 >>12877565 That sleep hug looks very dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:10:26 2015 No.12877584 >>12877573 No love for Oomukade?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:11:14 2015 No.12877587 I just want to wear a collar. A wonderful, luxurious collar that mai waifu made herself after hours, days, of painstaking work to craft the finest leather piece she could ever manage. All to signify that I'm her's completely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:11:16 2015 No.12877588 >>12877583 I am sure she would be super careful not to fuck you up, Anon. Or buy some funky coverings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:11:29 2015 No.12877590 >>12877581 If I have to die so man and monster can live in peace, then so be it. Better to die to make many happy then to line the pockets of the few.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:11:49 2015 No.12877591 >>12877581 Everybody dies man. Others die peacefully at old age, having seen their children and grandchildren grow, others die before even living a proper life, crying for mommy in some ditch because they tried to fight a war that made no sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:12:21 2015 No.12877592 >>12877568 Who knows? Anything could happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:12:50 2015 No.12877594 >>12877587 Has someone been reading NtK?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:12:50 2015 No.12877595 >>12877582 I really don't get what the problem is. The profile simply says that there are some that continue to think of themselves as male and some that don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:13:02 2015 No.12877597 >>12877578 >quoting something that reflects one's feelings is grab to appear smart smart K. Because if you are not in control of your god given right to freedom , you're better off dead. A gilded cage is still a cage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:13:23 2015 No.12877598 >>12877587 Jezz dude, you don't see other dogs making a fuss over their collar..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:14:13 2015 No.12877599 >>12877597 A change in leaders is not the same thing as throwing away freedom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:14:13 2015 No.12877600 >>12877597 Define freedom. >>12877598 That's because regular dogs don't appreciate material goods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:14:50 2015 No.12877601 >>12877587 If it was comfy to wear and didn't strangle me, I'd be fine wearing a collar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:15:09 2015 No.12877602 >>12877595 it's backwards now, some awake to the joy of being female and become a woman inside completely, but they're the exception, the majority retain their identity as male.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:15:14 2015 No.12877603 File: 565 KB, 866x1110, Jinko belly rub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want more happy jinko and happy chuffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:15:51 2015 No.12877605 >>12877601 Collars actually feel pretty nice.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:15:53 2015 No.12877606

>>12877588
>I am sure she would be super careful not to fuck you up, Anon.
She's SLEEPING, that is, she's not conscious. She could have a nightmare and fuck me up in an instant. That's not even a sexy russian roulette like Sharkgirl blowjobs or anything. You'd just go to sleep with your waifu and she'd wake up in a pile of gore, breaking her mind and leaving her to wallow in your guts until she starved to death on the bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:16:28 2015 No.12877607 >>12877594 I don't know what that means. >>12877598 It's not about the collar. I wouldn't even know, I'd just know it's comfy. It's about the thought of receiving something my waifu worked hard on, out of her love and affection for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:16:50 2015 No.12877609 >>12877569 KC mentioned it in one of the Q&As. He doesn't want to go in-depth about the MGE's technology for quite some time though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:17:07 2015 No.12877610 >>12877599 RON PAUL 2012

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:17:21 2015 No.12877612 File: 65 KB, 310x588, Glacies_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about some glacies in summer? Or a smiling glacies, a nice heart-warming glacies? Able to change her body back to cold at will, change it mid-sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:17:28 2015 No.12877613 >>12877592 >Spoiler Well kay then. I just hate seeing childhood friends lose. Happens all too often in tales where they're not the focus. Childhood friends a best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:17:57 2015 No.12877615 >>12877603 No anon, Jinkos will go extinct. >>12877607 >I don't know what that means Nana to Kaoru, a manga about a couple and their S&M hijinks. One story arc revolved around making a collar. By hand. Just for her.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:18:03 2015 No.12877616
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I am torn. I really like Mermaids but I don't know if I would be able to spend my day carting her around everywhere.

>>12877606
So just buy the funky mitts for sleep time cuddles. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:18:57 2015 No.12877618 >>12877600 >>12877607 Wow, aren't you people ashamed? I know I would be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:19:13 2015 No.12877619 >>12877569 Who said anything about purchasing? You have a very odd vision of romantic relationships, dude. >>12877605 That's called a necktie, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:19:43 2015 No.12877620 >>12877618 What's there to be ashamed of? >>12877619 No, I mean actual leather collar you sillybuns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:19:50 2015 No.12877621 >>12877612 This made me think of a man sitting outside sipping some lemonade with his Glacier daughteru acting as an icecube sitting in his drink and keeping it pertinently cold

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:20:30 2015 No.12877623 >>12877615 Ooooh, Nana to Kaoru. Love that author/artist. Does tons of great stuff. Sunstone's also a good story for an in-depth look into a BDSM relationship. It's yuri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:21:26 2015 No.12877625 >>12877618 >I got nothing better call them faggots How's living together with your love 'not being in control of your god given right to freedom'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:21:29 2015 No.12877626 >>12877621 >have glacies wife >summer >want your drink chilled >put said drink between her bosom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:21:46 2015 No.12877628 >>12877623 >Sunstone I did the decent thing and bought the volumes, you should too.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:21:49 2015 No.12877629 [DELETED]

>>12877599
We can learn what we want and grow as people as we will, monsters as leaders would replace all that with sex and hedonism. You go be spiritually dead and stagnant if you want, but count me out.

>>12877600
Being able to live as one pleases without hindrance, self ruling. You can't have that with monsters as leaders because, fuck you, here's a wife, now make babies.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:22:53 2015 No.12877633

>>12877102

I actually felt really bad for the guy. He tried to make a life for himself with a nice girl but because she was human the MGs hounded her to suicide. I'd probably have gone on a rampage too. The worst part is that the true bad guys here got away with it. I hope Lanternon's Paladin/Mage story is more sympathetic towards the human isolationists, because fuck that made me kind of mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:22:56 2015 No.12877634 >>12877629 >Being able to live as one pleases without hindrance, self ruling Do you have that now? Would you commit suicide if you ever landed a prison sentence, however short?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:23:07 2015 No.12877635 >>12877609 Then it's unusable until it's fleshed out. Besides, as such, humans must have them as well. I was thinking modern setting anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:23:44 2015 No.12877636 >>12877625 >Implying he's on a faggots level. >Implying he's in control. Dude, you're killing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:24:15 2015 No.12877638 >>12877629 >Being able to live as one pleases without hindrance What if what I please is marrying a lovely monster girl? You're just pulling this shit out of your ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:24:54 2015 No.12877639 >>12877634 If I was not guilty and it was 25 to life or something I'd go on a rampage until I was taken down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:25:07 2015 No.12877640 >>12877613 I dunno man. to be honest, endgame is pretty sketchy in my mind. Not really absolutely sure how any thing will happen, I just have the barest of ideas. But don't hold your breath for a happily ever after is all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:25:16 2015 No.12877641 >>12877634 >prison sentence Now you're just making our points for us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:25:41 2015 No.12877642 >>12877639 But if you were guilty? >>12877641 You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:25:53 2015 No.12877643 >>12877639 I'm being hindered by not being allowed to rape lolis without repercussions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:25:54 2015 No.12877644 >>12877638 Read the reply chain and a few sociology books before you speak.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:26:01 2015 No.12877645

>>12877602
Really?
This minor detail bothers so many people?
About half of what is written in most profiles, the majority of stuff that is in the world guides,
(and pretty much everything for both profiles and world guides when it is a MGC story) gets ignored in these threads and people lose their shit about this?
Yeah, no, fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:27:29 2015 No.12877647 >>12877642 Then I'd have to face up to it wouldn't I? Depends on what I did anyway, not like I have any plans of becoming a criminal, I've made it this far without killing or harming anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:27:30 2015 No.12877648 >>12877628 I thought I did, but I never got a shipment notice from Amazon. I should double-check that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:28:05 2015 No.12877649 File: 1.53 MB, 2304x2912, mg bad ends.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Choose. One of these? Or the fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:28:16 2015 No.12877651 >>12877644 Why don't you summarize it to me, oh great sociologist. Aren't you the one saying living life like I want is being unfree?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:28:23 2015 No.12877653 >>12877524 what was of the parasyte slime story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:28:30 2015 No.12877654 >>12877645 No u alp fucker. GUYfucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:28:39 2015 No.12877655 >>12877640 Well alright. Just can't help but root for Liches, and childhood friends, just how I am. Looking forward to where it all goes though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:28:53 2015 No.12877657 >>12877647 >Then I'd have to face up to it So by your own admission you'd rather lose your freedom than kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:29:30 2015 No.12877658 >>12877649 Rusalka is still the best option.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:29:30 2015 No.12877659 >>12877651 No, do your own legwork.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:29:44 2015 No.12877660 >>12877649 Fire please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:29:54 2015 No.12877661 >>12877649 >Krampus Someone post the Krampus story from the last thread please.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:29:59 2015 No.12877662

>>12877645
>gets ignored in these threads and people lose their shit about this?
People are very selective about when they do and don't consider KC gospel law and "what everyone accepts", primarily when it backs up their argument and when it doesn't. Taking anyone seriously over it is a fool's errand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:30:27 2015 No.12877663 >>12877649 >Implying goremurmaider isn't the only option.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:31:12 2015 No.12877665 >>12877657 No, because I have no intention of losing my freedom by engaging in criminal acts, or letting some monster decide when I'm gonna be a husband or father. Try harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:32:09 2015 No.12877666 >>12877665 >Try harder You're the one trying too hard. Hypothetical scenarios don't work if you don't go along with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:32:12 2015 No.12877667 File: 80 KB, 620x877, 1420404817543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877659 Tough shit, big boy. I don't give a shit about your little macho creed about FREEDOM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:33:32 2015 No.12877669 >>12877655 It's cool, man. I like Ela, I've got a few trips to suffering lane planned, but none for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:34:08 2015 No.12877671 File: 304 KB, 1158x1155, 1418979316085.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877667 Just to be clear, this person does not represent all of us! I have nothing against freedom. I just don't value being free more than being alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:34:11 2015 No.12877672 >>12877649 The Ignis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:34:39 2015 No.12877673 >>12877667 >I don't have an argument, so instead, I'll insult you. Git gud m8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:34:47 2015 No.12877676 >>12877667 >TFW people always associate collars with slavery >Not wearing matching collars with your waifu You all disappoint me so goddamn much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:34:53 2015 No.12877677 >>12877649 Dunwich, who turns into a Mantrap filled with Poisonous Slime instead of nectar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:35:58 2015 No.12877679 >>12877653 That one I don't know about. I want to continue it but need the juice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:36:02 2015 No.12877680 >>12877676 >associate collars with slavery Anon, I..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:36:08 2015 No.12877681 >>12877676 >Matching collars That sounds cute as hell, Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:36:14 2015 No.12877682 >>12877666 You're the one putting words in my mouth. I have stated my views plainly. >>12877667 I nothing you, slave scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:37:16 2015 No.12877686 >>12877673 To be fair there was nothing to argue against already. >I have a point >But I'm not going to make it >Figure it out yourself! Whole reply chain is fucking moronically stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:37:41 2015 No.12877687 >>12877680 Okay, not everybody associates it with slavery, but those who do...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:38:00 2015 No.12877689 >>12877682 >putting words in my mouth Freedom-kun, did you, or did you not, say >Then I'd have to face up to it wouldn't I? We're talking about a hypothetical scenario here, don't get so upset over it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:38:18 2015 No.12877691 >>12877682 >I have stated my views plainly. You still haven't explained just how living my life the way I want is being unfree. Oh, but I guess you don't gotta because I'm not a supacool macho like you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:38:28 2015 No.12877692 >>12877686 That we can agree on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:39:30 2015 No.12877696 >>12877687 And everybody should associate them with slavery. Why do you think they were invented, smart guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:39:45 2015 No.12877697 >>12877649 Fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:40:14 2015 No.12877700 >>12877676 I would wear a collar as long as my Ushi-Oni waifu wears one with a bell on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:40:15 2015 No.12877701 >>12877696 To keep dogs from running off?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:40:55 2015 No.12877704 >>12877686 >haven't read the reply chain and as such doesn't have a grasp on the discussion >thinking his opinion matters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:41:22 2015 No.12877706 >>12877701 Right, and dogs are beneath us, which means..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:41:51 2015 No.12877707 >>12877706 That they can't control themselves?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:42:27 2015 No.12877709 >>12877701 I thought that was leashes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:43:23 2015 No.12877711 >>12877707 Try again. You can do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:43:31 2015 No.12877712 >>12877709 Leash without a collar is just going to hang limply in your hands.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:43:36 2015 No.12877713 [DELETED]

>>12877689
I also said

>I have no intention of losing my freedom by engaging in criminal acts, or letting some monster decide when I'm gonna be a husband or father

Actions have consequences, if I did something wrong, I should be strong enough to pay for it. But some one deciding how you're gonna live your life doesn't fly with me, monsters included.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:44:31 2015 No.12877714 I wouldn't want to be enslaved either. As fun as I find the idea of a monster girl world, I would probably want to hide somewhere or live in a human settlement over having a group of monsters chasing me all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:45:02 2015 No.12877715 >>12877712 Yeah but if you give a dog a collar without a leash, they're going to run off anyhow Collars are not only for attaching leashes, but for identification

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:45:10 2015 No.12877716 >>12877713 >I have no intention I don't care, it's a hypothetical scenario where you did. Why is this so hard for you? >I should be strong enough to pay for it Right, but can you finally answer me?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:45:21 2015 No.12877717
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>>12877661
http://pastebin.com/3vwZSs7W

Oh no oh no
How can this be
That the Krampus
Now comes for me?

All the year
I was oh so good
And did just what
A good boy should

Yet through my window
She comes right in
And gives me such
A wicked grin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:46:45 2015 No.12877718 >>12877714 >Not training for moths to become One Punch man/Kiryu >Not becomming the boss of MGC It's like you don't wanna have fun at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:47:45 2015 No.12877719 >>12877718 >*months Stay in school kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:48:00 2015 No.12877720 >>12877718 So how do you avoid rape during those months? Also it takes 3 years to reach Saitama level.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:48:04 2015 No.12877722 >>12877716 What was your question?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:48:05 2015 No.12877723 [DELETED]

>>12877704
Still not getting an answer outta you, bro. Let me spell out what you won't admit.

Anyone who has different ideals or wants than you is NOT FREE, very much how some others might call them GAY or A COMMUNIST. You're jerking your knee with empty platitudes at people who don't fit your self-perception. That's why you opened with an ill-defined quote that appeals to emotion from start to finish and have consistently failed to come out with an actual argument.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:48:18 2015 No.12877724 >>12877718 Nope. Hiding in a small town library with hidden panic rooms all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:48:40 2015 No.12877725 REMOVE MONSTER SCUM FROM THE PREMISES HOLY RACE WAR CRUSADE NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:48:59 2015 No.12877726 >>12877720 Git gud, I guess. >>12877724 Suit yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:49:01 2015 No.12877727 >>12877722 See>>12877634

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:49:13 2015 No.12877728 >>12877704 >Implying implications completely devoid from post You're not even very good at being a stupid faggot, congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:49:15 2015 No.12877729 File: 83 KB, 800x749, moth lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877719 I'd love to train for a moth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:49:34 2015 No.12877732 File: 78 KB, 800x600, succubus wedding.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877725 >Not converting them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:49:38 2015 No.12877733 >>12877649 Rusalka a best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:50:02 2015 No.12877734 >>12877729 you need a training montage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:50:05 2015 No.12877735 >>12877729 But Anon, that's l-lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:50:13 2015 No.12877736 >>12877725 I say live and let live. But by that I mean the monsters should leave me alone. I'd just want to explore the world and enjoy the scenery, I imagine being a fantasy world it would look amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:50:15 2015 No.12877737 File: 113 KB, 335x500, Witch_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877724 >small town library Anon... you already know it doesn't work like that. >Hey, I'd like to check out a copy of... HELLO HANDSOME!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:50:36 2015 No.12877740 >>12877723 >no read, no reply

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:51:07 2015 No.12877742 File: 370 KB, 800x600, 1417991039787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877718 I want to see a story involving a debt collector MG and her jailbait bishie assistant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:51:15 2015 No.12877743 >>12877736 >live and let live That only works if both sides agree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:51:16 2015 No.12877744 >>12877734 >training montage with Moth-chan as your coach Run With the Wolf by Rainbow is the theme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:51:51 2015 No.12877745 File: 188 KB, 768x420, @@.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which Monstergirl has the prettiest eyes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:52:10 2015 No.12877749 >>12877744 I wouldn't see her as a coaching type character a centuar would probably fit that role better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:52:14 2015 No.12877750 >>12877740 >FREEDOM ISN'T FREE ALL Y'ALL >READ SOCIOLOGY AND YOU'LL SEE I'M RIGHT >NOT GONNA ANSWER >NOT GONNA ANSWER

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:52:15 2015 No.12877751 >>12877742 Super-chunk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:52:46 2015 No.12877752 >>12877749 But Moth-chan is fit.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:52:47 2015 No.12877753

>>12877737

IT WOULD WORK DAMMIT! It would have almost no visitors due to being some dusty old place from the outside, I'd keep the inside clean so no Devil Bugs or Kikimoras, and I'd have hidden panic rooms/escape hatches in case something actually did come in and get too interested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:52:53 2015 No.12877755 >>12877745 Your waifu's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:53:10 2015 No.12877758 File: 36 KB, 500x262, tumblr_inline_n5u5b4MMz91qhhpzg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877745 >prettiest eyes? >using plural form

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:53:34 2015 No.12877759 >>12877755 Aww. Shut up you, gosh..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:53:49 2015 No.12877760 >>12877758 Fine. Which monstergirl has the prettiest eye(s)?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:53:51 2015 No.12877762 >>12877745 Your favorite. >>12877751 Hana-chan actually lost weight, didn't she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:54:02 2015 No.12877764 >>12877752 Are there any SFW pics with her abs? I don't have any.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:54:06 2015 No.12877766 >>12877745 Any girl with heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:54:25 2015 No.12877767 >>12877753 If the town is large enough to have a library, there will be visitors. Running away from customers means you can't take care of the books, and that will get you fired. And then you're screwed.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:54:34 2015 No.12877768

>>12877743

Would a monster really want a husband who screams and cries endlessly? I mean other than Ushi-Oni? Plus they have to sleep some time, that's when you escape or cripple them. Hey, I didn't want to resort to violence, but I only want to be alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:54:48 2015 No.12877769 >>12877762 >lost weight Towards the end, yeah. But she starts eating again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:55:08 2015 No.12877770 >>12877758 >that monstrosity >pretty in any way. Please just stop, you aren't fooling anyone.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:55:28 2015 No.12877771 [DELETED]

>>12877728
Here's your reply.

>>12877727
But I did answer you >>12877639 >>12877647 And to answer you here >>12877657, I would rather die than lose my freedom. Th ething you don't seem to get is that I would not, willfully, put it at risk. So if the monster overlords come to get us, I'm not letting them take it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:55:45 2015 No.12877772 File: 384 KB, 2255x2230, cyclops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877770 whatever nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:55:48 2015 No.12877773 >>12877767 I wouldn't run from customers, just overly friendly MGs. Perhaps I could work out in the back instead, no chance of contact then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:55:49 2015 No.12877774 >>12877768 >Hey, I didn't want to resort to violence, but I only want to be alone. A-are you me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:56:05 2015 No.12877775 File: 2.44 MB, 1440x1728, Modest Moth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877764 I made one with censorship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:56:18 2015 No.12877778 >>12877770 >Manako >Not pretty Do you hate mono-eyed Mamono, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:56:51 2015 No.12877780 >>12877750 Stay mad interloper kun.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:57:35 2015 No.12877784 [DELETED]

>>12877771
>I would rather die than lose my freedom
So where is the limit? If you get a sentence of, say, two years, do you still kill yourself?
>Th ething you don't seem to get is that I would not, willfully, put it at risk
I got that the first time, but it had nothing to do with this hypothetical scenario.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:58:01 2015 No.12877785 File: 44 KB, 600x618, 1412089851518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877778 Monoeyes are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:58:12 2015 No.12877788 >>12877771 >Here's your reply. Thanks? Not that I expected anything of substance but okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:58:27 2015 No.12877789 >>12877768 You can't escape. They fuck up your mind, they erase your former self with some faggot addicted to MAMONO MANA. If you have sex with mg once your mind is already ded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:58:33 2015 No.12877790 >>12877785 >Not having two eyes pleb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:59:01 2015 No.12877792 >>12877745 Hecate. >>12877758 ...And yet she exists as proof of quality > quantity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:59:13 2015 No.12877794 >>12877616 You will do it anyway out of love. Alternatively you buy her a golfcart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:59:39 2015 No.12877796 >>12877773 What if they have a crush on that cute boy that runs the library? Do you want to make them cry when you run off?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:59:51 2015 No.12877797 >>12877792 >Hecate I feel like we're thinking of a different Hecate here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:00:11 2015 No.12877798 >>12877774 Hey, it's a great stance to take. But just try to make a Shirohebi understand that you'd rather have a beer and watch the sun set alone than be dragged off into her house. I'd need to learn magic and get the invisibility spells sharpish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:00:58 2015 No.12877801 File: 148 KB, 591x611, LASERS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877790 Do you have two dicks or something? How do you cum in two eyes at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:01:31 2015 No.12877803 >>12877798 >invisibility spells Rather go with the chameleon spell. Don't wanna have to recast it everytime I open a door..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:01:38 2015 No.12877804 File: 152 KB, 650x585, 1404904792107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877796 >No, wait, I'm sorry please come back! >I just... wanted to talk to someone who... loves books... too... >uuuu~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:02:03 2015 No.12877805 File: 485 KB, 620x877, and then he left her at the altar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877770 Dude, come on, Manako is cute as fuck. I'd marry the fuck out of her.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:02:14 2015 No.12877806

>>12877796

I'm not cute, so not happening. Also there are lots of other guys in the village/town yeah? Much better than me, because most of them will be stronger or know a trade. I don't want a relationship anyway, just my books on this fascinating land.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:02:32 2015 No.12877807 >>12877801 Touché.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:03:15 2015 No.12877809 >>12877803 I'd imagine it works differently to the Morrowind spell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:03:22 2015 No.12877810 >>12877804 I worry about venom leakage with this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:04:32 2015 No.12877813 >>12877809 Hopefully. That was annoying as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:04:54 2015 No.12877816 >>12877797 Shit. Confused Hecate and Argus. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:04:56 2015 No.12877817 >>12877801 Holy shit those tits are amazing. I'd open up the button above and below her bust and paizuri her with the shirt still on.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:06:48 2015 No.12877823

>>12877806
Anon, don't be so hard on yourself, you would be adorable to them. Besides, what if they like your type? Should they go somewhere else to look for someone like you? And you're saying you would never get lonely in that big empty library all by yourself?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:07:03 2015 No.12877824 [DELETED]

>>12877784
I told you already, depends on what I did. But for argument's sake; killing myself over a two year sentence, I'm inclined to say no. BUT, someone deciding you will be a part of their life as they wish, without my consent is gonna end up one of three ways, me leaving, they dead, or I.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:08:39 2015 No.12877827 >>12877817 But you'll stain her clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:08:46 2015 No.12877828 File: 1.38 MB, 1000x2500, Sea Bishopless.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sea Bishop paladin >on a quest for vengeance to smite the evil who took away her love

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:08:49 2015 No.12877829
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>>12877810
Fine, you heartless bastard. I'll try a different approach.
>I'M TERRIBLY SORRY! I DIDN'T MEANT TO RETURN IT LATE, I JUST... PLEASE DON'T BAN ME! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT BOOKS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:10:21 2015 No.12877833 >>12877828 >her love Don't you mean her hat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:10:24 2015 No.12877834 >>12877827 I'll shoot it out of the bust and onto her slender neck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:10:39 2015 No.12877835 >>12877828 The eye that's visible is downright mesmerizing. I will join her on her righteous quest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:10:43 2015 No.12877837 >>12877798 You'd also need sound spells to mask your movements and an aura spell to mask your mana.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:11:37 2015 No.12877840 >>12877828 A scenario that involves good Monstergirls fighting bad Monstergirls? Sounds wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:11:40 2015 No.12877841 >>12877837 Also spells for your smell, some Monsters have very keen noses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:12:11 2015 No.12877843 >>12877828 and the twist is that the guy that killed him is an alternate timeline version of him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:12:41 2015 No.12877844 >>12877840 Like Pharaoh vs that snake-thingie. >>12877843 Dass dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:12:46 2015 No.12877845 >>12877823 I like being alone, so no. Also they should understand that some people enjoy solitude, they'll get over it easily. Shouldn't they want a husband who can actually love them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:13:16 2015 No.12877847 >>12877829 I bet that book is full of semi-nude Paladin pinups. Wearing nothing but underwear and their Great Helm. How depraved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:13:26 2015 No.12877848 >>12877829 I want an Elf to bully me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:14:10 2015 No.12877850 >>12877848 I want to tease an Elf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:14:32 2015 No.12877853 >>12877845 >some people enjoy solitude My nigger Let's never meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:14:38 2015 No.12877854 >>12877848 Tough luck, because that's an Elf getting bullied by the mean librarian who thinks she has no business reading books and should go back to her adoptive human family and living like Cinderella without the helpful mice or the fairy godmother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:14:56 2015 No.12877855 >>12877847 Paladins would be fetishized in a similar vein to shotas, teenagers, DILFs, and 25 year old bachelors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:16:08 2015 No.12877861 >>12877850 I want to make an Elf's head fill up with lustful thoughts about me, then deny her the dick.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:16:08 2015 No.12877862

>You will never be the only man working in an officer full of monster girls
>They'll never all be single, but locked in a stalemate over who has raping rights
>Their combined lust will never saturate the air so thickly that you'll slowly transform into an incubus just by being around them
>They'll never pick up on it and gangrape you when you finally go full incubus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:16:52 2015 No.12877864 >>12877845 Why are you here if you intend to sulk over personal woes? Nigga, you better not be getting all /r9k/ up in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:17:03 2015 No.12877865 >>12877855 They would be the 'bad boys' of the MG world. Considered taboo in some cases, but their purity is hard for some MGs to resist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:18:13 2015 No.12877872 It's a new year, and that means it's a chance for a new, fresh beginning. Any ideas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:18:35 2015 No.12877874 File: 40 KB, 300x600, DamnTrolls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877855 >>12877865 I'd rather have that, than the usually shit we get..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:19:53 2015 No.12877878 >>12877872 How about less shitpos- Oh, wait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:20:50 2015 No.12877885 >>12877864 Nope, I just like the whole alternative fantasy setting AND WILL DEFEND MY SOLITUDE BY ANY MEANS. Its like a zombie survival thing only with rape as a consequence for failure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:21:44 2015 No.12877886 >>12877874 >*usual

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:22:24 2015 No.12877887 >>12877841 Spatial magic would take care of everything, travel in your own private bubble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:22:53 2015 No.12877889 >>12877885 I've got it, I'll write about you and your exploits as you defend your virtue. Any requests? >>12877887 These are the words of a pro. Is Anondalf among us?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:23:22 2015 No.12877891 File: 215 KB, 875x924, 1399277777324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877872 We should all become cultists and try to summon our Succubus Overlords into this world. So they become it's new rulers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:24:12 2015 No.12877893 >>12877885 Then why not go to /tg/ instead? They can give you all the fantasy setting variants you could ever want and then some more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:24:21 2015 No.12877894 >>12877840 You mean like Dissidua with monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:25:18 2015 No.12877898 >>12877872 How about instead of dicking the daughteru, we V the fatheru?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:25:38 2015 No.12877900 >>12877874 You work fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:25:41 2015 No.12877902 >>12877891 That sounds like fun. As it happens, I've got scented candles.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:25:45 2015 No.12877903

>>12877649
Rusalka.

Unless you are a true machochist the krampus is a road full of pain.
The slime, is waiting for an accident to happen.
The mantrap, while good for a while will end in horror, besides she doesnt really care for you.
The Dunwhich means throwing away all you care for and becoming slowly breaking down till there is nothing left.

The Rusalka means occasional severe pain, but being truly cared for in the meantime. In addition, you will be released eventually. Most importantly, she knows what horrors she is doing to you, and feels disgusted for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:25:45 2015 No.12877904 >>12877891 >Not trying to become an overlord yourself. I suppose that's exactly the reason you need a ruler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:26:04 2015 No.12877906 >>12877872 Praise HAthor some more, make some babies too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:26:24 2015 No.12877908 >>12877891 Fuck your vagina bones succuslut.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:26:45 2015 No.12877911

>>12877872

New years resolutions?

I'm going to stop writing utter crap, so into the trash with the old stories and in with the new. Hopefully I have learned enough to write something half decent this time. And to be frank this resolution should apply to most of the other writefags too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:26:47 2015 No.12877912 >>12877900 Doesn't impress the ladies, unfortunetly..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:27:31 2015 No.12877921 >>12877845 >>12877853 My Musubi bros. Goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:27:42 2015 No.12877922 >>12877911 >into the trash with the old stories and in with the new Please no, you gonna get bullied!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:28:58 2015 No.12877926 >>12877911 AAAAAAALLLLP!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:29:03 2015 No.12877928 >>12877898 Either this, or V the adoptive soneru.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:29:34 2015 No.12877931 >>12877911 >so into the trash with the old stories If that's you Alp, I swear to God...

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:30:42 2015 No.12877939

>>12877753
But why not just get a kikimora to be interrested in you? A kiki would never touch her master unless he allowed her to do so.

Though it would be rather cruel to have a kikimora take care of you for her entire life without you ever giving her the dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:30:55 2015 No.12877941 >>12877926 >>12877931 Not me, I'm warning him>>12877922

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:31:34 2015 No.12877944
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>>12877902
I've got black robes somewhere, let me call Josh and he'll bring Pizza.

It'll probably just be the three of us for now, summoning demons in an abandoned warehouse somewhere, the best we can hope for is an Imp at first, maybe a Nekobus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:32:01 2015 No.12877945 >>12877911 im going to learn japanese

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:32:40 2015 No.12877947 File: 246 KB, 1338x826, alp anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877926

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:33:14 2015 No.12877948 >>12877939 I guess I could get a Kikimora, it could work out. She cleans the place and I get left alone by dumbass monstergirls who assume I now have a wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:33:44 2015 No.12877952 >>12877944 Her face is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:34:21 2015 No.12877954 >>12877947 >Androgy-knees Charon for fuck's sake...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:35:35 2015 No.12877957 File: 5 KB, 111x107, UWotM8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877947 Since this one is shitty, I'll delete it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:36:19 2015 No.12877961 >>12877947 How did you get a photo of Alp? Is that the face he makes when he deletes all of his stories?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:36:22 2015 No.12877962 >>12877952 Yep, that's the legoman face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:36:24 2015 No.12877963 >>12877957 Are you having a go at me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:37:22 2015 No.12877968 >>12877963 Nope, I meant my own pic. Also, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:37:34 2015 No.12877970 >>12877957 Its hilariously relevant!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:38:11 2015 No.12877973 >>12877346 I remember a story where a homeless guy saves a young Yeti from hunters, but dies later on from his wounds in front of her just as he takes her to safety.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:38:28 2015 No.12877974 File: 79 KB, 1000x690, raven browses co.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >goth monster girls y/n?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:38:33 2015 No.12877976 >>12877948 But would really be so cruel to deny her your love for the rest of her life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:38:50 2015 No.12877978 >>12877970 Sarcasm only makes my penis harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:39:12 2015 No.12877979 >>12877911 God dammit Alp, stop deleting your shit. I was probably the one person out there who actually liked your Charon story, even if she never used puns for some weird reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:39:32 2015 No.12877980 >>12877974 It can work if executed correctly.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:39:56 2015 No.12877981
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>>12877961
Bully.
>>12877968
Bully.
>>12877970
Bully.

All these bullies. It's like I'm in heaven. Anyway, I've downloaded me some Gundam, and after I've watched it all, I'll get back to work on Wurm Wrangler with renewed vigor.
>>12877979
That's not me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:40:03 2015 No.12877982 >>12877911 >And to be frank this resolution should apply to most of the other writefags too Hahaha nope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:40:07 2015 No.12877983 >>12877974 There was that greentext in the previous thread about the deliquent club. I'd love to read more about that goth-maid outfit wearing kikimora. You'd wonder how she could possibly even end up in such a club.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:40:56 2015 No.12877986 >>12877983 Same way Kamiyama did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:41:03 2015 No.12877988 >>12877979 I liked his Oomukade story. But then it just seemed to magically dissapear off the face of the planet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:41:16 2015 No.12877991 File: 569 KB, 709x1200, 1413359925939.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877974 >>12877980 >goth dog girl >You wanna embarrass me so you dress up like one of those goth chicks?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:41:42 2015 No.12877992 >>12877981 That Wurm is dressed as the 00 Gundam, sans the 0-Raiser and twin GN Drives of course.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:42:05 2015 No.12877995

>>12877976

We could be friends I guess. No harm in making friends now and then. How would it be cruel? She gets a place to live and work, and I get protection from that weird Shirohebi who keeps coming in and pretending to browse for six hours every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:42:11 2015 No.12877996 >>12877992 I wouldn't know yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:42:21 2015 No.12877997 >>12877983 >Goth kiki I didn't know I wanted this, but I do.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:42:41 2015 No.12877998

>>12877974
>You will never share a room with a Goth Lich Girl at Monster Girl College.
>When you first arrived the walls have been painted black, there's candles sitting on top of skulls, old tomes sitting all over the place, even the Necronomicon itself.

I would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:42:56 2015 No.12877999 >>12877992 Zeta Gundam > 00 Gundam Design wise

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:43:11 2015 No.12878002 >>12877928 Or corrupt the sister and V the brother. Also the mother cause why the fuck not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:43:22 2015 No.12878003 File: 38 KB, 640x480, 1410996043622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877996 Of course you don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:43:40 2015 No.12878005 >>12877997 As do I. I can't even draw it myself 'cause you'd all go gb2tumblr on me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:44:05 2015 No.12878006 >>12877553 Look on the bright side, they're given a second chance

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:44:37 2015 No.12878007 >>12878005 Then don't do the nose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:45:14 2015 No.12878011 >>12878002 Leave the Mom out of it and we have a deal. >>12878005 I'll follow the assumption that you're the one who drew that one Charon pic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:46:01 2015 No.12878013 >>12878007 Girls need noses, anon. >>12878011 That and the mooquisitor, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:46:08 2015 No.12878014 >>12877982 Honestly though there are a few writefags who could do with a fresh start.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:46:48 2015 No.12878017 >>12878013 >mooquisitor Why did I miss this when I came up with it? >>12878014 As if!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:47:31 2015 No.12878019 >>12877999 The 00 Gundam actually grew on me by the time of the movie. The ZII is my favorite Zeta variant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:48:06 2015 No.12878022 >>12878014 Why's that? Do you think they have a reputation that makes people unfairly skip them or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:48:22 2015 No.12878023 >>12878005 I would like say I wouldn't do that..But we all know I would..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:48:29 2015 No.12878024 >>12878011 What's wrong with mom/son? If those Wight greentexts are any indication, people are down.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:48:59 2015 No.12878026
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>>12877991

Nanashi, take off those glasses. You don't look sophisticated in them, you look ridiculous. Slightly less ridiculous that having a load of cats tipped on your head though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:49:23 2015 No.12878028 >>12878019 I should really get around to burning though 00 like how I burned through Zeta and ZZ I think I'm the only one that likes the ZZ because of its bulk. Though, I hate those beansabers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:50:17 2015 No.12878031 File: 120 KB, 600x849, 1420494617384.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878017 I really couldn't say. Maybe it was towards the tail of a thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:50:20 2015 No.12878032 >>12878024 You mean Adoptive mom/son? Ah, gotcha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:50:36 2015 No.12878034 >>12878028 Are you people talking about it just so I'd go watch it now instead of working on my stories? Because I totally am writing now, I swear!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:51:20 2015 No.12878037 >>12878032 I mean both anon, don't do things half assed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:51:29 2015 No.12878038 >>12878026 >you look ridiculous Pls don't meganeshame, she looks very cute in them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:52:18 2015 No.12878042 >>12878034 Hey, I haven't even seen 00 yet. It's been in my backlog for a while Quick question: Have you gone through all of UC, or at least until CCA?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:52:26 2015 No.12878043 >>12878031 SOILED IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:52:29 2015 No.12878044 >>12878022 Honestly? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:53:58 2015 No.12878046 >>12878031 Her legs need fur while her knees need a little fixing. Also, make her titties a little plumper. I have faith in you, anon. You've come a long way. >>12878037 B-But I don't like MILFs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:54:29 2015 No.12878047 >>12878044 Which ones, what for, etc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:54:33 2015 No.12878048 >>12878031 Nice. She doesn't look like she's ready for her duties though. >>12878042 Anon, I literally have never, even, seen a single episode of any Gundam series. Don't ask me why and I won't tell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:55:34 2015 No.12878051 >>12878047 The Elite Four? Alp, Bob, Bollocks, Negawalker

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:55:35 2015 No.12878052 >>12877952 I'd hit it. >>12878043 That's nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:56:01 2015 No.12878053 >>12878048 Just a little friendly question, relax Get back to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:56:17 2015 No.12878055 >>12878047 I'd feel like an asshole for singling certain people out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:56:18 2015 No.12878056 >>12878046 >make her titties a little plumper Those would be some ridiculously plump titties, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:56:36 2015 No.12878058 >>12878046 Your loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:56:42 2015 No.12878059 >>12878051 Who's the Champion? And who are our Gym Leaders?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:58:11 2015 No.12878063 >>12878051 >Bob >Negawalker >having a salvageable reputation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:58:28 2015 No.12878064 >>12878059 The champion is KC, the Gym Leaders are, uhh, I dunno. >>12878055 Those people can't have their feelings hurt any more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 16:58:48 2015 No.12878065 >>12878051 Is that like an elite four of memehate or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:01:00 2015 No.12878066 >>12877184 YAY. Sadly you fucked up my attempt of improvement, but it don't matter. Welcome home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:01:21 2015 No.12878067 >>12878065 >memehate Just the ones that are most hated.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:01:44 2015 No.12878069

>>12878051

They go without saying.
Alp can be good but has the stigma of all the deletions and depression thing over his head.
Bob can also be decent but has gone mad for some reason lately. That and cat dick
Bollocks is ok, I don't know much about him other than he can do some good stuff
Nega is(was?) a complete faggot who self promoted more than an Apprentice contestant, had an ego the size of China, and constantly took ideas from the threads only to do a single chapter with them, but he was also fairly passable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:02:44 2015 No.12878072 >>12878064 I don't mean the elite four.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:03:38 2015 No.12878074 From some time back a dude asked for a "skyrim rewrite" story featuring an undead dragonlich and plenty of adventure. Does anyone actually want to see this done?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:03:48 2015 No.12878075 >>12878069 >depression Where does this keep coming from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:05:04 2015 No.12878076 >>12878074 >Skyrim rewrite I'd rather a setting of Norse myths not ripped out of a video game, if you know what I'm saying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:05:18 2015 No.12878078 >>12878069 How long was Nega's rampage of faggotry, anyway? I never even noticed him although I was around before and after his time. At some point people just started talking about him as something that was already gone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:05:20 2015 No.12878079 >>12877998 >You peruse through her music collection one day >It's mostly a lot of Black Sabbath and Alice Cooper, but there's some Coven, Zappa, and Screamin' Jay Hawkins moxed in I would too, Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:05:35 2015 No.12878082 File: 738 KB, 856x1006, 1420495535073.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sandworm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:05:54 2015 No.12878083 >>12878047 Not him, but I'd say pretty much anyone who writes solely in greentext style on pastebin. Its just really lazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:05:59 2015 No.12878084 >>12877184 >/mgt/ starts a club at Monstergirl Academy. NRAC best club.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:06:30 2015 No.12878087 >>12878079 >Screamin' Jay Hawkins Ol' Screamo is like the definition of hipster music.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:06:31 2015 No.12878088 >>12878082 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:06:33 2015 No.12878089 >>12878082 Supreme Desert Girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:07:00 2015 No.12878093 >>12878076 You mean like the one where a horse fucks a man and he gives birth to a spiderhorse? Entertaining, but not my thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:08:30 2015 No.12878094 >>12877911 Mine is to write about other monstergirls besides my waifu.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:09:12 2015 No.12878098

>>12878078

Just over the summer really, but he made a lot of noise. He would post a story, begin talking about his story even if no one was responding and then a few hours later post a link to his story again. Sometimes he even responded to other writefag material with his own links. The guy was really something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:09:22 2015 No.12878099 >>12878084 I know NRAC is the best club, but let's not make other people mad now, eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:10:08 2015 No.12878101 >>12878087 >Screamo Wrong genre, pal And are you telling me a Lich wouldn't listen to something like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXai-sgM-s

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:10:54 2015 No.12878102 >>12877184 >forgot about centipede embarrassment greentext Figures, it was drowned in arguments.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:11:28 2015 No.12878105 >>12878094 And your waifu would be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:11:39 2015 No.12878106 >>12878093 No, I don't mean that. I mean vikings, giants, stuff like that, but not a Skyrim fanfiction. >>12878099 I will remain the table at the Dark Elves' Mahjong Club, thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:12:13 2015 No.12878107 >>12878101 Nobody would care about Jay and his rape spell if he didn't sound hilarious; ergo hipster music.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:12:15 2015 No.12878108 >>12878105 Don't ask unnecessary questions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:13:13 2015 No.12878113 >>12877872 Not die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:13:15 2015 No.12878114 >>12878106 >Skyrim fanfiction Admittedly this would be as far removed from a fanfiction as my ass is removed from mars. especially with dragonlich taking the front seat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:13:27 2015 No.12878115 >>12878102 No, that's mentioned. Look closelier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:14:28 2015 No.12878117 >>12878114 >skyrim rewrite >not a fanfiction You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:14:43 2015 No.12878118 >>12878098 The weird part is I don't think I was away for any particular length of time in the summer. Maybe I just ignored all the pastebinning when I was mad about posting stories in the threads getting banned in the spring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:14:52 2015 No.12878119 >>12877184 >>12878115 >Oomukade narrates her new favourite game. HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:16:46 2015 No.12878126 >>12878117 It's on the same level of fanfiction as other greentexts. Or not I unno, the point is that the MG takes the frontstage, and not some rl insert. Which I feel makes it different than most fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:16:55 2015 No.12878128 >>12877184 What about those quote greenstories of Anon and his cuddlebug monster gf that won't stop making him feel embarrassed in public?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:17:08 2015 No.12878129 >>12878107 I think you're just missing the joke here, anon

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:17:30 2015 No.12878130

>>12878118

In all fairness it wasn't like he flooded the threads or anything, you just got a good six or so namefag posts where he rambled on about his own material and such. At the time I actually thought I was the only person to be annoyed with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:19:01 2015 No.12878133 >>12878129 Is the joke that a Lich would sympathize with the idea of casting a rape spell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:19:50 2015 No.12878134 Uh-oh! Your monster girl waifu has been cursed by a Jitterbug Gypsie and now is shaking her rear 24/7! What do you do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:20:32 2015 No.12878135 File: 164 KB, 606x651, 8e042ddda4ee107f5a66092ba6227625b7b438b5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Sir, could you please be a bit quieter?" >All of her headsnakes collectively 'shhhh' at you

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:21:05 2015 No.12878137

>>12878130
>a good six or so namefag posts where he rambled on about his own material
Maybe it's a good thing I'm no good at self-promotion. With all the taboo subjects I've written about I bet I'd be on the top of the memehate list if I ever namefagged.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:21:44 2015 No.12878139
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>>12878038

>cute
You embarrass the werewolf. I hope you have reinforced steel doors, a plentiful supply of wolfsbane and have used the silverware when setting the table tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:22:03 2015 No.12878141 >>12878134 Woo-ooh! It'd be more like this though, wouldn't it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw-pw-if600

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:22:39 2015 No.12878142 >>12878139 She looks cute! Cuuuute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:22:48 2015 No.12878143 >>12878133 Nigger please, what would a Lich have in common with all those bands? I'm sorry your autism couldn't help you put two and two together

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:23:21 2015 No.12878144 >>12878139 I'll wait for her in my PJs so I can kiss her tummy and hold her paws while calling her adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:24:06 2015 No.12878145 >>12878135 Gloomy girls are so nice~ I just want to hug her all over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:25:23 2015 No.12878149 >>12877995 She's still a monster girl anon. She has her needs, even though it is her nature to be submissive. It would be cruel to deny those for so long.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:25:24 2015 No.12878150 File: 1.72 MB, 1800x900, 21472782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878142 You must really enjoy pain

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:25:34 2015 No.12878152 >>12878135 I'm sorry, your snakes keep staring at me, it's kind of unnerving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:26:49 2015 No.12878155 >>12878150 She looks like an adorable puppy! She's too cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:27:05 2015 No.12878157 >>12878143 >dead wizard >two gothy bands, some metal band, a comedy act and a rapey shrieker Not seeing it. It's not like all the leads are dead either, or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:27:09 2015 No.12878158 >>12878150 >Beating someone up for complimenting you Careful there now, that's Shitsundere behavior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:27:58 2015 No.12878159 >>12878150 So fluffy. I want to cuddle with her under the covers while scratching her ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:28:03 2015 No.12878161 >>12878149 But she has everything she needs - a home, work, and a friend to talk to. She doesn't need to ruin our relationship with such sordid acts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:29:23 2015 No.12878162 >>12878157 Holy shit, you really are retarded. I don't even know why I come to these threads anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:30:37 2015 No.12878167 >>12877974 If it involves gothic lolita, then yes. Those are the best thing a girl can wear.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:30:50 2015 No.12878170

>>12878134
"Hey honey, you're shaking it all wrong!"
"I'M NOT DOING THIS BY CHOICE YOU AS-"
"Shhhh. Let me show you how it's done."
I will then shake my rear againsts hers until the sun goes down.

I might help her break the curse after breakfast.

>>12878144
>Not getting naked, spreading peanut butter over your bare chest and awaiting her on your bed, presenting yourself to the doorway.
It's like you don't even want a happy wolfu in your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:31:39 2015 No.12878171 >>12878162 Are you going for an underground thing or something here? You should probs stop coming. You sound pretty mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:32:16 2015 No.12878172 >>12878126 >>12878117 >>12878074 Well I like it, fanfiction or not. Though, by my standards everything greentext is fanfiction or damn close. So go nuts, I say, to all whom wish to create such a story. But don't get carried away on the self inserting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:32:36 2015 No.12878174 File: 1.96 MB, 2000x1225, 40038709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878159 >>12878155 God damn you guys are suicidal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:34:18 2015 No.12878178 >>12878174 I want to touch that big bushy tail, it looks so cute and soft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:35:11 2015 No.12878183 File: 560 KB, 1000x1400, 1414001606980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878174 Why does she keep being so cute (and chuuni in this case) if she hates being called cute?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:35:40 2015 No.12878186 >>12878174 I'm going to ruffle that hair, kiss those ears, stroke that tail and massage those thighs, and there is literally not a thing she can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:35:48 2015 No.12878187 yo i went to read the "so you want to start a monster girl thread" pastebin and the first imgur link is dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:37:04 2015 No.12878188 >>12878174 I'm gonna make her feel cute, happy, and loved any nobody will stop me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:38:07 2015 No.12878191 File: 1.88 MB, 1800x1233, 21061123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop bullying the superpowered wolfu, she gets enough shit from her sisters.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:38:45 2015 No.12878194

Imagine an MG gives you a collar, after weeks of begging and pleading, you agree to wear it. problem is its a latch collar, meaning only she can take it off ...SURPRISE: It's an invisible fence collar, you can NOT go outside.

I hope you enjoy your life with your psycho MG GF

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:39:44 2015 No.12878195 >>12878194 But I don't date Shirohebis

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:40:00 2015 No.12878196

>>12878161
Anon, think again. She is a monster girl, what do monster girls crave? Exactly, she is no different than that. She just has self-control and won't misbehave and hurt you.

Also anon, haven't you perhaps realised that being so nice to you, taking care of you is a way for them to express their love to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:40:19 2015 No.12878198 >>12878194 >Kill her >get a good wife. problem solved. >>12878191 I want to pet the chuuni out of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:40:30 2015 No.12878200 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 1420351463066.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be a travelling paw masseuse and fluffy tail brusher. Truly the best way to make a living.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:40:41 2015 No.12878202 >>12878191 I'll hold her paws in front of all her sisters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:40:49 2015 No.12878203 >>12878191 Her sisters are also very cute. I'd like to pet the bookish one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:43:02 2015 No.12878206 >>12878194 I'd just wave at that paladin that passes by the house each day and ask him for aid. Problem solved. Though I'd have to do it when the MG isn't home, I dont want a bloodbath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:43:12 2015 No.12878207 >>12878194 Again... >Not getting matching collars with your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:43:33 2015 No.12878208 File: 728 KB, 866x1200, 47865337_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878198 Is it Chuuni if she really does have some blue flame thing anyway? And she really does get a lot of shit from her sisters, so why make it worse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:43:34 2015 No.12878209 >>12878200 >Married MGs won't be customers. >First customer to jump you becomes waifu. >Waifu doesn't want you to do it to others. Actually, that's sounds like a non-starter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:44:16 2015 No.12878212 >>12878206 She's not your wife anymore doofus, it's okay if she gets killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:44:30 2015 No.12878213 >>12878194 ...is she hot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:45:39 2015 No.12878219 >>12878208 Just because you have blue flame doesn't make you some sort of godsend. A good boxer is not king of the world. And besides, she finds headpats relaxing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:45:50 2015 No.12878220 >>12878212 I'm still a good natured person anon, I hate watching either people or monster girls get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:46:05 2015 No.12878221 >>12878208 That disproportionate bust is distracting me, what did you say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:46:37 2015 No.12878224 >>12878196 But it's such a sweet deal, I get my solitude (sort of) and she gets a mastah. Is she really that ungrateful that I must degrade myself too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:48:09 2015 No.12878229 >>12878220 then close your eyes and just listen to her screams

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:48:56 2015 No.12878235 File: 2.29 MB, 2480x3508, Cheshires are the apex yandere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878194 Sure, that's okay with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:50:33 2015 No.12878241 >>12878224 Ungratefull no. Dissapointed and having her dreams slowly crushed? Yes. Though perhaps, atleast having some hope is better than no hope for her. And who knows you might actually grow towards her in time and turn around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:50:58 2015 No.12878245 >>12878194 I don't go outside anyway so same as before?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:51:03 2015 No.12878246 File: 162 KB, 636x358, AVANT GARDE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878209 Just pretend to be flamboyantly gay. Wear a neck-scarf and cut-off vest. Actually, go one better just look like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:51:17 2015 No.12878247 >>12878194 Eh, I don't go outside much anyhow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:51:26 2015 No.12878248 File: 665 KB, 600x1081, 87e327a993b652baaba26ecb42b1aee0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878221 She really should put more on. All the pictures of her hometown are snowy and high up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:52:32 2015 No.12878252 >>12878194 If I can have internet I'm fine with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:53:24 2015 No.12878254 >>12878248 Post more pictures of her sisters, the geeky one was super cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:53:31 2015 No.12878255 >>12878241 Unlikely. How can I enjoy my freedom with a monster using me as a personal battery charger three times a day? Screw the rules, it's Kikimora friend or learning invisibility magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:53:39 2015 No.12878256 >>12878246 Whaterver you say SWERY.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:57:29 2015 No.12878264
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>>12878254

There aren't many of those, just a fuck ton of Nanashi. I'll cut it out for now anyway, this stuff is all on pixiv and I don't want to flood the thread or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:58:18 2015 No.12878267 >>12878194 >giving an invisible fence collar to a NEET This is a problem how?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 17:59:47 2015 No.12878271 >>12878264 I want to see a wolfu pack tease their bookish big sister and her childhood/boyfriend about doing it already. Writefags!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:01:09 2015 No.12878273 >>12878271 I may give this a go, it will be a change of pace from my usual stuff and I do love werewolves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:02:12 2015 No.12878275 >>12878273 You have to do it now you know, it's the writefags' code!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:08:48 2015 No.12878291 >>12878275 I was already planning something along those lines but it also involved a yandere Paladin being in the way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:09:36 2015 No.12878293 >>12878275 >writefags' code What

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:13:50 2015 No.12878304 >>12878291 >Yandere Paladin. You have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:16:05 2015 No.12878309 File: 300 KB, 900x720, 39870288_big_p11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878264 Oh wait, I do have another of sister bullying, so I guess this is the last.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:18:20 2015 No.12878310 >>12878079 >Zappa tippy top tier taste.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:18:34 2015 No.12878311

>>12878293
Y'know, the writefag's code.

1. If you say you might write about something, then you have to write about it.
2. If somebody writes the idea before you, just write your story, but with more wizards.
3. If you can't think of an original idea, just take a monstergirl, and write about them having adventures in space.
4. The butt monkey character is always the one who likes centaurs.
5. Monstergirls fighting mechs or powersuits has never been, nor will it ever become, a bad idea.
6. No writefag is obligated to obey the statements written within this code, but it'd be totally rad if they did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:19:03 2015 No.12878313 >>12878255 Take her in anyway. That magic can fail and having her is full-proof. and perhaps you might turn around in the future. It's a win-win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:21:11 2015 No.12878317 Monster girl Frosted Flakes Frosted Rapes, they're more than good, THEIR RRRRRRAPE! And Tony the Tiger was replaced by Tanya the Jinko. Don't know if this was done before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:23:19 2015 No.12878324 >>12878313 Fine, I'll be a motherfucking invisible librarian with a sexually frustrated maid in my awesome rarely visited old library. Game. Set. Match.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:23:51 2015 No.12878326 >>12878317 It was. I wrote out a little greentext commercial for it. Tanya rapes a teenager and the cereal gives you boners.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:23:53 2015 No.12878327 >>12878311 Shut up Utah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:24:20 2015 No.12878330 >>12878317 New and original

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:24:30 2015 No.12878331 >>12878317 Yes it has Welcome to the 1940's

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:27:03 2015 No.12878339 File: 57 KB, 527x1000, 1402205476251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878317 "Silly Wererabbit! Trix is for kids!" >"Ara ara~ I'm not after your cereal young man~..." >censored

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:27:22 2015 No.12878340 >>12878275 >>12878304 I'm super slow at writing. Eta between the next couple of weeks and the sun becoming a red giant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:28:15 2015 No.12878342 >>12878339 How easy would it be to get lost in her fluff tunnel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:29:25 2015 No.12878345 >>12878342 Very easy. Like throwing a carrot down a fluff tunnel easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:29:25 2015 No.12878346 >>12878340 Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:29:27 2015 No.12878347 >>12878342 I just want to wear those thick, fluffy rabbit thighs as earmuffs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:29:28 2015 No.12878348 >>12878342 I'd go down her rabbit hole, if you catch my meaning

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:32:57 2015 No.12878353 >>12878339 >>12878345 Imagine letting her ride on your shoulders. All that comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:35:01 2015 No.12878356 >>12878353 Or resting your head on her lap. Either one works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:35:24 2015 No.12878357 File: 2.20 MB, 1000x1000, 157834587435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878353 >You'll never give your horde of rabbit daughterus turns at having shoulder rides. Raising daughterus is hard work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:36:49 2015 No.12878359 >>12878357 Thankfully with the Wererabbit, you're fucking like rabbits, not breeding like them.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:38:39 2015 No.12878367

>>12878357
>Giving her shoulde rides is beyond comfortable
>Sleeping on her delicious thighs become your only way of sleeping away from home
>Piggyback rides make you almost doze off due to all that softness
>And her bubbly spirit keeps you full of endless energy
Why are Wererabbits so best?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:39:38 2015 No.12878369 >>12878359 Not in my headcanon m8. Same rule applies with Mouse Girls and Arachne. You will have many daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:41:12 2015 No.12878371 >>12878357 >"Hey, look! Cynthia's riding on daddy's shoulders!" >"No fair! I want in too!" >"Me too! Me too!" >"Daddy! Daddy!" And then Anon succumbed to the fluffy daughteru swarm, glomped to the ground and cuddled to oblivion.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:44:14 2015 No.12878377

>>12878371
>Wererabbit calls that it's bed time
>Expected the flurry of daughteru's to come but gets nothing
>Walks into the living room to wonder what's going on
>There lies Anon, fast asleep covered up to his neck with sleeping Wererabbit daughteru's
>She smiles and gives him a soft peck on the forehead
>"Sweet dreams."

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:50:52 2015 No.12878389

See, now I've got this scenario involving a boy growing up in an orphanage with an older wererabbit and a younger dormouse. The three of them band together, becoming a family of sorts, and every night the three of them all fall asleep in a little pile. You'd have the kid and the dormouse hugging each other, while they snore away on their big sister weresheep's lap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:52:11 2015 No.12878393 >>12878389 That sounds adorable as hell We gotta push Wererabbits and Dormice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:52:24 2015 No.12878394 >>12878346 I'd rather not say until I'm certain that I can even write it properly. I've had the bare story idea in my head for a while now, it's just making it half decent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:52:35 2015 No.12878395 >>12878389 Wererabbit or Weresheep?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:52:39 2015 No.12878396

>You will never be walking in the jungle
>You'll never be attacked by a Jinko
>You'll never scratch her chin
>You'll never look at her face of sheer confusion before it melts into pleasure as you keep scratching
>You'll never hear her chuff as you pat her tummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:53:38 2015 No.12878400 >>12878357 Wererabbits are the only canon cuddlebox I'll allow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:53:40 2015 No.12878401 >>12878396 >I have tamed the beast >And the beast has tamed me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:54:23 2015 No.12878404 >>12878401 >She's now pregnant with a Jinko litter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:54:56 2015 No.12878405 >>12878346 Ooooo am I? I'm A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT FUSE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:55:16 2015 No.12878409 >>12878395 Wererabbit. But you can imagine it with a weresheep if you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:56:28 2015 No.12878411 File: 378 KB, 1000x786, 1400637451149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878369 I want a horde of spider daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:56:49 2015 No.12878413 so is KC going to finish his game or is that on indefinite hold?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:57:13 2015 No.12878415 File: 2.29 MB, 2480x3508, 1391413904447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im just going to leave this here. Feel the force of a million blocks of text. Enjoy. http://pastebin.com/wvhJDQ4z

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:58:12 2015 No.12878419 >>12878411 Behold, the face of a woman who knows she'll be outsmug'd by her own offspring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:58:26 2015 No.12878420 >>12878413 He's waiting until there are at least 200 or more MGE entries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:59:02 2015 No.12878423 >>12877998 >>12878079 This sounds fantastic. Shame it'll never happen. In fact. >You'll never attend an Academy filled with Monster Girls, with Co-Ed Dorms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:59:04 2015 No.12878424 >>12878411 What about a horde of Spider Onee-sans and Imoutos? http://pastebin.com/JN9SeQQn (See No.4)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:59:30 2015 No.12878426 >>12878415 >Inarikitsune Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 18:59:41 2015 No.12878429 >>12878420 how many so far?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:00:41 2015 No.12878433 File: 497 KB, 1040x1229, 1393743823000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878424 That would be cool too. More adorable spiderlings, the better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:00:56 2015 No.12878435 >>12878415 You are the opposite of batman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:02:44 2015 No.12878438 >>12878420 GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:03:01 2015 No.12878441 >>12878435 Woah, hang on dude. Some insults you just can't take back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:03:39 2015 No.12878444 >>12878413 You won't be seeing that until 2157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:03:48 2015 No.12878445 >>12878209 You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:03:58 2015 No.12878446 >>12878435 So, he has parents?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:05:14 2015 No.12878449 >>12878415 Well, I don't hate it. Doesn't mean I like it Solid 5/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:05:39 2015 No.12878450 >>12878327 >That quote I get it now. And it makes me sad that he is kill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:07:57 2015 No.12878453 >>12878424 More moms when.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:12:30 2015 No.12878462 Okay, so, here's a thought I have. Bear with me here. What do you guys think about this? Elemental Contractors, fighting like Benders from Avatar?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:13:00 2015 No.12878464 >>12878411 SPIDERS PUNCH EM ALL OF THEM ALL AT ONCE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:13:20 2015 No.12878465 >>12878462 Who, fighting like who from where?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:15:50 2015 No.12878471

>>12878462
So what you're saying is, men who are chosen to create a bond with an elemental, granting them the power to basically bend set elemental, ala Avatar?
So, like Avatar but you get the powers from your elemental companion? And the Avatar is someone who has created a bond with all the elemental's, an impossible feat due to something something too much for the human body?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:17:38 2015 No.12878473 >>12878462 I had thought of a story short like that involving an Undine going yandere over the fact her contractor finds her combat utility lacking. It didn't take off because i'm a faggot far too concerned over what other people like.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:18:36 2015 No.12878476

One day you find what you think is a lost MG, you take her hand to try and help find her parents, get her ice cream and get her a little stuff animal to hold on to, finally find a Dark elf police woman and tell her you need help finding this girls parents,
The dark elf busts out laughing, tells you that the little girl is in fact THE Baphomet!

What now anon?
She is grinning at you in a way that would make a chessie jealous

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:19:00 2015 No.12878477

>>12878465
>Who
>Elemental Contractors
People in MGE who have formed a Contract with Elementals. Rather self-explanatory. Contract is based upon a sexual relationship if they're corrupted. Contract with an Elemental grants magical control over the element they represent.
>Fighting Like Who
>Benders
Characters in the animated TV show "Avatar: The Last Airbender". People in a mystical world born with the innate ability to control one of four elements. Fire, Air, Water, and Earth.
>From where?
Aforementioned show.

>>12878471
Basically, yes. Also.
>An impossible feat due to something something too much for the human body?
Human body maybe. Dark Matter body on the other hand, aka.
>Who is Sapphriette.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:19:45 2015 No.12878479 >>12878462 I'd rather they fight like magical shounen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:21:04 2015 No.12878483 >>12878477 >Explaining it I think that was a rhetorical question.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:21:53 2015 No.12878484 >>12878476 >What now anon? Run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:22:21 2015 No.12878485 >>12878476 Take her to the nearest church, leave her there and run home. If I can't handle a yandere Familiar, I can't handle her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:22:59 2015 No.12878486 >>12878477 I was saying "something something too much for the human body" because it's a overused stick that "You can't use that power because it would kill you!" and then they use the power because something something chosen one

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:23:32 2015 No.12878487

>>12878465
>Elemental Contractors.
Humans who have made a pact with an elemental to gain their powers.
>Fighting like Benders from Avatar
Avatar the Last Airbender and Avatar the Legend of Korra, two Nickelodeon cartoon series'.
Benders employ spiritual power to manipulate the four elements of earth, air, fire and water. The arts used to manipulate said elements are based on several eastern martial art techniques. Airbending, for example, is based on the Wudang school of martial arts.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:25:43 2015 No.12878489

>>12878483
Well I'm not the only one, apparently. >>12878487

>>12878486
Fair enough. Explanation in Avatar was "Ancient Spirit of Light balances and maintains control".
Explanation in MGE is "Roiling ball of lust in the form of pure darkness helps balance and maintains control."

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:26:05 2015 No.12878491

>>12878476
Crouch down so I'm eye level, pat her on the head and tell her she got me good. Then proceed to chuckle and laugh with the dark elves before leaving, since she obviously knows where her home is so I don't need to escort her like a child
Then pause and tell her she can keep the stuffed animal and ice cream. My treat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:26:58 2015 No.12878493 Remember faggots. Undine is best Elemental. So sayeth the Almighty Asspope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:28:25 2015 No.12878496 >>12878493 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:28:31 2015 No.12878497 >>12878493 >Undine >Not Gnome But anon that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:28:50 2015 No.12878498 >>12878493 >implying that a de-lolified sylph isnt a best

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:28:54 2015 No.12878499 >>12878493 But that's wrong. None of them are good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:30:40 2015 No.12878502 >>12878499 >NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD That's fucking fighting words right fucking there. Just be glad i'm too bored to ramble on about how they are in fact, good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:31:58 2015 No.12878503 >>12878499 You aren't good.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:36:14 2015 No.12878511

A question to ask mgg. If you could choose how yandere your admirer was what would you choose?

1.cute yandere
Just follows you around when you're near her acts a bit defensive towards other girls and is by your side

2.Medium yandere
Has cameras set up around your house, has a dedicated shrine built to you and has multiple dakimakuras of you that she fucks daily while stalking you. Follows you wherever you go and is certain that fate will ABSOLUTELY BRING YOU TO HER.

3.Ohshithokyfuck yandere
Literally kills all competition to have you. If so much as a girl talks to you, she will eother be dead or move to the opposite side of the world. You can NEVER escape her. Ever. She will find you and keep you in her embrace. She will PROTECT YOU FROM THE FILTHY WHORES that apparently want to harm you.

4.Congratsyourefucked yandere
Will cut of pieces of you to stay inside her. Will scoop your eyes out if you so much look at another girl. Will keep you locked in her basement/wherever for the rest of your life while affectionatly tending to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:37:40 2015 No.12878515 >>12878511 Prefer 1 but could go up to 2. Anything beyond is a bit too high on the crazy scale

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:37:42 2015 No.12878516 >>12878511 Anything more than 2, and that bitch is gonna get punched..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:38:01 2015 No.12878518 >>12878511 No yandere . geez every day yandere shit .

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:38:59 2015 No.12878519 >>12878511 2 minus the cameras in my house would be tolerable. Too invasive, and also too impersonal. She should peep in my window like a normal pervert.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:39:15 2015 No.12878520 >>12878511 2. 4 isn't even a yandere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:39:20 2015 No.12878521 >>12878511 Farthest I'll go is 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:39:32 2015 No.12878522 Would a prankster Chesire have mercy on an innocent blind man? If not, would she feel like an asshole when he blames whatever pranks she plays on him on his own carelessness, believing them to be his own misfortune and not her doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:39:53 2015 No.12878523 >>12878511 >>12878519 This.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:40:45 2015 No.12878525
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>>12878499

>None of the elementals are good

>Not wanting to melt a Glacies ice cold heart with your love, and making her body heat up every time she's near you

>Not wanting to have amazing cuddlesex with a Gnome in her mud

>Not wanting to be among the clouds as Sylph playfully bounces on your cock after watching a wench in a brothel do it, asking you if it feels good, and making a game out of it

>Not wanting to set the entire house of fire in mid-fuck with Ignis, to the point that your bodies stick together sweatily as Fire Crotch creates more flames

>Not wanting to tell an Undine to her face that she's a pile of shit and getting yan yan dere dere'd back to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:41:33 2015 No.12878527 >>12878525 >None of the elementals are good Yes, what part of that do you not understand?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:42:18 2015 No.12878528

>>12878519
>1.5 Medium Rare Yandere
>Knows your daily schedule so she can always be outside when you come home and also scares away your dates. All of them. Occasionally peeks over your fence/any windows your homes share so she can keep an eye on you. Also, she moved in next door so there's one less FILTHY WHORE in your vicinity to worry about. Leaves mysterious presents in your mailbox

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:42:21 2015 No.12878529 >>12878511 I'd let a dice roll pick. Part of the appeal of yan for me is some unpredictability.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:46:26 2015 No.12878539 >>12878525 To be fair, I'd like Undine more if she were a Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:52:45 2015 No.12878549 Here, have a thing I coloured. http://i.imgur.com/D8AIz7e.jpg >Art by Monorus in retrospect, I should've used the default colours..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:53:24 2015 No.12878551 >>12878539 No reason elementals can't be amorphous. She is made of water, and has absolute control over water. She could be whatever shape she wants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:55:56 2015 No.12878558 >>12878527 >>12878525 >>12878539 >>12878551 Who's still got a link to that Undine story? I don't think it's in the pastebin. It was pretty long, but just a oneshot I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:55:59 2015 No.12878559 >>12878549 I like alternate color schemes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:57:10 2015 No.12878562 >>12878558 http://pastebin.com/4HDUAV64

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:57:13 2015 No.12878563 >>12878558 What Undine story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:57:30 2015 No.12878564 >>12878559 Yeah but these colors are pretty bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:57:48 2015 No.12878565 >>12878559 >>12878564 I dunno, I only discovered I didn't like them after I was done.. Good thing I'm not a doctor..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:58:31 2015 No.12878566 >>12878563 This one >>12878562 Thanks man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:58:54 2015 No.12878567 >>12878089 That's not Khepri or Chocopophis.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:58:58 2015 No.12878568

Fuck your yanderes. It's depressing reality now. You in your misfortune have been awarded one of these girls

1. druggie
This MG has a serious drug addiction. Otherwise normal when she begins to have withdrawl sysmptomps she becomes very aggressive. Will steal money from you to buy drugs

2.Depressed
She is on a slew of anti-depressants but they never seem to help. Constantly on the edge of suecide she mopes around all day. Has serious mood swings from deredere to screaming at your face that she will commit suecide

3.3DPD
Hypocritical and hysteric, the very definition of a gold digger. Will leave yoi because she does not love you anymore or you cant satisfy her etc. Will launder money from you amd will never love you. She will bitch to yoi constantly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:59:51 2015 No.12878569 >>12878568 ..I guess 2? At least that problem will solve itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:59:56 2015 No.12878570 File: 242 KB, 856x969, 47822440_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like this artist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:00:20 2015 No.12878571 >>12878570 Scans/TL never.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:00:35 2015 No.12878572

>>12878528
>Anon wakes up in the morning, like any normal human bean
>A quick yawn, a scratch on his back, and he's on his feet
>He didn't even check his phone. He knew his [insert MG here] was spamming his phone anyhow
>He never understood why, considering she lives next door, didn't decide to just move in since she worried about him a lot
>Then again, there was the camera debacle
>Then again, that could've been avoided
>A quick brush of his teeth, a washed face, and he's ready to start the day
>The NEET life, he thought to himself as he jogged down the stairs. although damaged by his MG girlfriend, the old habit dies hard
>But the long weekend revived the inner NEET, and now he was making eggs and bacon with some pancakes while turning on the TV to the local news
>At 12
>Oh yeah, fells good to be back
>"Morning sleepyhead!"
>"FUCKSHITBITCHFUCK!"
>Scrambles eggs were tossed all over the kitchen
>Bacon has been taped off as a crime scene as it sat on the cold floor
>Pancakes have successfully reached the surface of the ceiling
>And a cute looking MG waved from the other side of his window, her face pressed against the glass, giving him a sheepish wave to Anon, who's fallen and can't get up, covered in scrambled eggs and steaming hot bacon
>She opened the backyard window which, mind you, was locked from the inside, and rushed to his side
>"Anon! Anon, are you ok? are you hurt? Are you bleeding? Do you need an ambulance! i can perform basic medical procedures right here! Mouth to mouth, surgery, bandages, reattaching dislocated limbs-"
>"I'm fine." he said, but in pain as the bacon oil began to burn like acid. "Just a bit more awake than I anticipated this early."
>This was the 3rd time this has happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:00:39 2015 No.12878573 >>12878567 >Chocopophis Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:01:04 2015 No.12878574 >>12878570 >Not having access to ctrl+z 2Hardcore4me..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:01:26 2015 No.12878575 Man, fuck these choices and shit, I'm gonna go chill at NRAC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:02:12 2015 No.12878577 >>12878453 I'll do another 3 now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:03:00 2015 No.12878578 >>12878511 I like the old version of this question better, but in this context no 1.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:03:10 2015 No.12878579 http://pastebin.com/j4SyW8uz >TFW mental gymnastics and decisions

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:03:48 2015 No.12878580 >>12878570 She fits the "Ara ara boya~" archetype so well goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:05:08 2015 No.12878587 >>12878572 Go on

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:05:54 2015 No.12878588 >>12878572 This is amusing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:06:04 2015 No.12878589 >>12878579 >Cheshire As long as there's no actual futa, sure, I'll read it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:06:49 2015 No.12878590 File: 242 KB, 1024x1217, 9674f8a62ba8cd84204e90fe79f53db4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878579 CENTAAAUR

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:07:42 2015 No.12878593 >>12878579 What is this supposed to be. >>12878577 Yay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:08:26 2015 No.12878594 >>12878573 Brown apophis edit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:09:36 2015 No.12878596 File: 335 KB, 600x800, 1396402989568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878572 >Anon~ >Trouble with breakfast, I take it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:10:20 2015 No.12878599 >>12878568 You didn't say I couldn't dick them better. 2 I guess, I'm with >>12878569

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:10:24 2015 No.12878601 >>12878589 I'm not that kind of guy to write futa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:10:34 2015 No.12878602 >>12878596 >"While you're out there, do clean the window, will ya?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:10:36 2015 No.12878603 >>12878594 Oh. Right. Of course. It's not like I was thinking of an Apophis dressed up like a Chocobo, that would be silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:10:50 2015 No.12878605 >>12878596 >Quickly get her in out of the cold >Give her one of my sweatshirts to wear >Cuddle with her under a blanket to warm her up I'm going to reinforce that yandere behavior and no one can stop me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:11:15 2015 No.12878608 >>12878579 >Schwarzwulf (Soon [TM]) Awesome. >Cheshire You can do it without the dick jokes, I have faith in yo-. >Male Manticore What is that doing on there in the first place? (Manny the Manticore?)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:13:57 2015 No.12878613 >>12878605 >reinforce that yandere behavior Oh Anon.. Can I have you stuff after she kills you and herself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:14:52 2015 No.12878615 >>12878613 That's yangire you doofus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:14:58 2015 No.12878617 >>12878613 >*your

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:15:03 2015 No.12878618 >>12878613 No fuck you anon I'm taking his stuff.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:15:25 2015 No.12878619

>>12878605

Dammit, I'd to that too.

>Let her in and wipe the snow off the top of her head
>Wrap her up in a blanket before she can even say anything
>Walk off to the kitchen to get some good old hot cocoa going
>Proceed to scold her for standing outside like a dork during winter while she drinks from her mug with a dumb smile on her face

>>12878613

Yandere =/= Yangire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:15:44 2015 No.12878621 >>12878571 one anon said he bought it and was wondering if someone would TL it. I hope he finds a translator.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:15:57 2015 No.12878622 >>12878613 >yandere >killing her lover

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:16:47 2015 No.12878624 >>12878615 >>12878619 >>12878622 >Implying things don't go from bad to worse. >>12878618 No, I called dibs.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:17:39 2015 No.12878625

Sick and board....

Time to green-text!

>Life in the village was never the most exciting thing, its location deep within order territory protecting you from wild monsters and the demon lords armies.

>In fact, the only excitement that ever seemed to happen was Old Haps getting drunk and riding farmer Mccoy's bull.

>You're parents were farmers, just like their parents and the parents before them. Your life consisted of feeding animals, tending to crops, and repairing whatever was broken.

>What little spare time you had was spent with the town millitia, practicing with rusted weapons and listening to the older boys talk about the times they ran off a thug or two.

>The only one who never shared his stories was the leader, a scarred old man by the name of Michael. Whenever you asked he would simply shake his head.

>"You don't want to hear my stories boy..." he would say, eyes glazing over. "Nothing in them needs to be retold or should."

>You would then groan and run back to the other boys, training with dulled spear, rusty axe, and cracked bow.

>You always wished that something exciting would happen, maybe a bandit or two for you to fight.

>You would swoop in with your sword, moving so fast that the criminals wouldn't be able to keep up. With a snikersnack their heads would tumble to the ground as you sheathed your sword, both of them slain in a single stroke.

>You would always dream of tales like this and many others, always wishing that something....ANYTHING....would happen to take away the tedium of harvesting crops and milking cows

>You would always wonder, years later, if your wishing was responsible for what happened. If some maligned force heard your pleas and answered them.

>It was on your fourteenth birthday that you learned one of life's harshest lessons.

>There are no heroes if there is no trouble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:17:57 2015 No.12878627 >>12878580 Definitely one of my favorites, and I'm lucky she has at least some art out there. The doujin preview looks great and I hope we get the full thing soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:17:59 2015 No.12878628 >>12878624 You're a nigger anon. I'm taking that stuff!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:18:03 2015 No.12878629 >>12878608 Well, you were warned. Male Manticore homunculus that's basically a living dildo carrier of demonic energy that impregnates and converts a human woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:18:17 2015 No.12878630 >>12878605 I like you. >>12878624 >Implying you know shit about yanderes

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:18:23 2015 No.12878631

>>12878587
>Go on
I wasn't really planning on continuing, but alright

>Anon had come to the conclusion that marble was a much more effective flooring plan in destroying bones than hardwood, as he dragged himself up
>His hip has never felt so much pain since he went out with his "friends" to a bar and got slapped on the ass by an Oni
>But nonetheless, the rest of his body was still intact, save for the arm that was slowly losing blood flow due to the extremely tight hold his MG girlfriend had on him while helping him up
>She was a shy girl, cute, would probably tease like those poor Elves back in highschool
>But boy, the "yandere" as they called in she had within
>"I'm soooo sorry! I wanted to wait for you inside your house, but you'd probably freak out if you didn't know it was me. So i waited outside your bedroom window for a bit, in hopesd for you to wake up, but then you didn't, so i went downstairs. then I realized you didn't have any eggs and bacon, so i bought you some and waited outside so I could surprise you and say that the breakfast you're eating I bought!"
>She looked down
>"But now it's all over the floor
>"And on my shirt"
>"And on your shirt."
>He never gave her a key. at all. even though they've been dating for over 3 years
>He debated it, but considering she had the ability to get in anyway; keys, what are those?
>her sudden change of attitude made him flinch. her eyes gleamed with refound vigor
>And idea was formed
>"Why don't I make you breakfast! B-Breakfast in bed!"
>"You really don't have to-"
>"but he was already being rushed upstairs
>"I'll make you the best breakfast you'll ever had. It'll knock your socks off, and then some! I-I'll put all my love for you into it!"
>And there he was, sitting on his bed, his lower form covered by his blanket as his girlfriend gave him a soft peck on the lips and ran off, a spring in her step
>What could possibly, POSSIBLY, go wrong?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:18:38 2015 No.12878632

>>12878608
Fucking manny the manticore

>Hey manny, why are you wearing a swimshirt instead of just swim trunks?
"uhhh... I... Uh... Well, you know, I work out sometimes, and uh, it's just immodest to strut around like a stripper and draw all that attention to yourself, you know?"
>Aw man manny, you're so classy, I bet all the women are sopping wet around you!
"ahhh... Yeah, let's hope."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:19:40 2015 No.12878636 >>12878628 Fite me irl. >>12878630 Yangire isnt a thing that magicly appears. What do you think they start as?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:20:14 2015 No.12878638 File: 8 KB, 227x249, 1420344935305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878629 Bob also writes about monsterboys too, y'know. You can stop there y'know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:20:41 2015 No.12878639 >>12878629 Dude no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:21:23 2015 No.12878641 Hey Lanternon I know you're around. What the fuck is the name of your story at large?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:21:47 2015 No.12878643 >>12878638 >>12878639 Just so you know, That entire idea was just a stupid brainfart that was part of an immature revenge scheme against Bob and the BDF. I like reverse trap Manny/Mannfred the Manticore a helluva lot better

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:22:29 2015 No.12878646 >>12878631 Keep going 8ng, this is good

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:22:45 2015 No.12878648
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More Moms.

(Master List: http://pastebin.com/thMReq98))

29. Sahuagin Mom
You live with Sahuagin Mom in the woods, near a lake. Where you and her fish on Sundays. Like on the Andy Griffith Show (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg51H-46qAc).). Selling the excess fish to keep the both of you well-fed and in good health. She doesn't say much, but she bonds with you as you fish, showing you how to do it properly. She might blush or smile a little as you get the hang of it. You'll be attending a rural school and life will be simple and although your mom is well-known, it's no secret she likes to keep to herself.

30. Cheshire Cat Mom
Cheshire Cat mom is a cool mom, having good advice, while often messing around with you with pranks and such. An example might be lying on a couch with her head above the neck hidden by invisibility, lying in a pool of tomato sauce. Or when you talk to her about some lame band you might be into in your awkward pre-teen years, she might get into it on purpose and embarrass you in front of your friends by dressing like the lead singer. Cheshire Cat mom is a handful, walking around in lewd clothing in your house that always seems to smell like lavender. You suspect she doesn't have a job, but instead just abuses her magical cat powers to steal things.

31. Cyclops Mom
Cyclops mom is a professional modern age blacksmith, getting orders from all over the world to make master-crafted pieces of art. She's fairly quiet, but seems happy to teach you her trade, hopefully to carry on the business. You might find out that she was bullied in High school, only to later find out that she actually enjoyed it. Cyclops Mom is quite well-off, though you live in a simple studio apartment, you can probably afford good training to use whatever weapon you might smith. Even some Salamander swords-woman who charges a lot and will turn you away if she thinks you aren't worthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:23:14 2015 No.12878652 >>12878643 Live it down and bury the hatchet mang. That's all you have to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:23:35 2015 No.12878655 >>12878648 >Cheshire Cat Mom Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:24:49 2015 No.12878657 >>12878648 Holy shit, we're already up to 31 Moms?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:25:26 2015 No.12878661 >>12878625 Suffering?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:25:37 2015 No.12878662 File: 1.99 MB, 689x1000, 9fVboxP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878594 >"Hey Anon." >"Can I tell you about this funny thing that happened this one time at band camp?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:27:49 2015 No.12878670 >>12878648 >>12878657 >tfw still no lamia mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:27:50 2015 No.12878671 >>12878643 >>12878632 >Woah, manny, that's a pretty funky hairdo you got there! OH SHIT! MY EARS AREN'T FOLDED DOWN ANYMORE! "Uhhhhh, yeah, I felt like I needed a change, you know, mix it up a little?" >Man manny, you're a real trend setter!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:28:12 2015 No.12878672 >>12878648 >Cheshire >Cyclops Fuck, I don't know who to pick!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:28:33 2015 No.12878673 >>12878662 >No black sclera

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:29:45 2015 No.12878675 >>12878671 Their density causes me immeasurable analpain. Also, what is Manny's motive for hanging around the guys? Does she have her sights set on one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:30:38 2015 No.12878678 File: 747 KB, 689x1000, 1411994509385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878673 Ech! Here's your black sclera, heathen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:32:16 2015 No.12878680 >>12878678 You going to tell me that's not superior?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:32:36 2015 No.12878681 >>12878662 Did she stick a flute up her cloaca? Was it the Pharaoh's flute?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:33:17 2015 No.12878683

>>12878675
Well, manny was created before the NRAC esisted.

This is important because back then manticores were basically allowed to rape anything with an intact pelvis. This caused them to be widely disliked.

Manny didn't want to rape anyone though. She simply wanted some friends who weren't MG's.

So she decided to disguise herself as a human by shaving off most of her fur, hiding her tail and wings in either a backpack or her pants and wearing a hoodie over her ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:33:19 2015 No.12878684 >>12878675 If I were to write about Manny. Estranged childhood friend that wouldn't remember her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:33:57 2015 No.12878687 >>12878680 Of course not. I am going to tell you that you made me do 30 seconds' worth of extra work, and I ought to be compensated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:34:02 2015 No.12878688 >>12878662 Sure.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:34:23 2015 No.12878689

>>12878631
>>12878646
>We interrupt this story from Anon's side to give you the POV of [insert cute name], his Mamono girlfriend!
>Now, [insert cute name] wasn't exactly a good cooker
>At all
>She managed to blow up the kitchen back in her old highschool
>But, with the energy of pure love, and the fact that her mission was to please her potential husband who she may or may not have already picked out names for their future children, she was going to make the best breakfast this world has ever seen
>First: An Omelet. Men love the stuff. All that protein is good for a man's diet
>And other things, she sait, her hips swaying back and forth in a hypnotic motion as she beat those eggs with such power it was almost like she was imagining them all as potential housewreckers her husband might experience in their wonderful life
>Like that Kiki down the stree
.or that Oomukade that's been getting too buddy buddy with him in college
>Or that bitch skank ho in his college that can't seem to get the fucking message that HE FUCKING TAKEN AND SHOULD BACK THE FUCK O-
>Next: the Pancakes
>Anon somehow had the mystical ability to create the fluffiest Pancakes she's ever had. He said it was a family recipe, with a secrete ingredient.
>"Love~" she said to herself, clutching her cheeks as she blushed. He was always such a romantic. Obviously the ingredient was love, or what else would it be, some other ingredient you can buy at the store?
>So as she poured her love into the pancake batter, her hot, steaming, crimson love, she also tossed in some strawberries and blueberries
>She flipped the flapjacks into the air, catching them with the hot frying pan with such skill she would put a professional chef to shame
>she wasn't going to mess up. No sir, not at all
>This was anon she was talking about. And she will please him whatever it takes
>A blush came to her cheeks. she was reminded of those Succubus videos she's been studying for quite some time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:35:53 2015 No.12878692 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, Snowhoundv2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did Hound ever finish redoing Snowhound?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:37:45 2015 No.12878699 >>12877612 >imagining a blushing, stuttering, upset glacies And not all MGs have to follow the encyclopedia, in terms of personallity, so you can get a sadist ryu or a kuudere holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:38:49 2015 No.12878702 >>12878692 Would the Frost/Snowhound have any actual aesthetic changes in comparison to her color inverted counterpart?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:39:01 2015 No.12878703 File: 164 KB, 1360x768, 2951161-8593767366-Mantr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878464 Doable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:39:51 2015 No.12878707 >>12878692 Oh wow, that looks cool. When was that done?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:40:41 2015 No.12878710 >>12878699 >Sadist Ryu >Abusing her only Shirohebi servant and treating her like a slave >While the Shirohebi awaits the day Anon will take her away from this awful life Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:40:44 2015 No.12878711 File: 152 KB, 367x600, Ignis_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878493 >he doesn't want the element of creation by his side! Look at him, look at him and laugh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:41:24 2015 No.12878713 >>12878445 >>12878209 Yeah, I'm failing to see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:41:52 2015 No.12878718 >>12878710 I volunteer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:42:47 2015 No.12878722 >>12878718 To write it, or...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:43:07 2015 No.12878723 >>12878511 Koharu or Tsukasa, either one is fine. Actually, tsukasa is superior, since she's willing to share.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:43:54 2015 No.12878730 >>12878722 Well I mean I could write it I guess, But I'm just interested in getting me a sexy whitesnake.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:44:09 2015 No.12878731

>>12878625

>This morning started like every other morning, a breakfast of stale bread and cold, watery mead before milking cows and feeding chickens before tending the crops.

>Your dad let you go early today, your family was ahead of schedule so they could afford you spending a little bit of extra free time.

>You had gone to the militia's house again, continuing to train with antiquated weaponry and listening to the same old tales told again.

>You didn't hear the screams until the men had reached the center of town.

>Army deserters, men who had turned their back on friends and loyalty for another day of life. They were dead men and they knew it, if they were going to die then why shouldn't they live life to the fullest?

>Whether it was for food, riches, or some other reason, they had picked your village.

>With lit torches and brandished steel they marched, stealing what they could, burning what they couldn't, and giving the cold kiss of the axe to whomever stood in their way.

>The militia retaliated as best they could but years of attacking dummies and running off drunks could not compare to real training and the rigors of war.

>You witnessed real battle for the first time that day. The ordered battle lines and personal duels of your dreams shattering as men wrestled in the mud with daggers, brained each other with rocks, and strangled each other with bare hands.

>You fought alongside Gregory, the blacksmith's son, until an arrow to the throat slew him.

>You could only watch in abject horror as your oldest friend, Thomas, was hauled to the ground by a brute of a man and stabbed to death.

>It was only Michael who kept the pathetic "battle" from becoming a route, bellowing orders as he fought in his old chainmail and wielded his heavy hammer.

>But even his veteran experience could not save you all forever, bit by bit you were driven back until you were all backed into the militia hall.

>It was there that you lost your left eye.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:44:39 2015 No.12878733 >>12878689 Nice nice

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:44:39 2015 No.12878734

>>12878702

Semi spoilers if you're reading a certain Hellhound story:

My headcanon says that a Hellhound can "rank up" by having lots and lots of sex. Just like all the other monstergirls can (Sandworm into mini lamia, etc). In her case, it means her fur becomes stained with her man's white passion. Her flames burn hotter as well, shifting them into the blue range. Perhaps she also gains an affinity for frost but it's not important. This may also be how Fenrir works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:46:36 2015 No.12878738 >>12878734 ELH's Hellhound story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:47:01 2015 No.12878739 >>12878730 What if she ends up developing a M-habit? Where she likes the occasional rough treatment? Also, I'd stand in to help the Ryu, turn her maso.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:47:11 2015 No.12878740 File: 36 KB, 172x209, chibiundine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878493 I agree. Writing a story to make that as clear as they are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:47:50 2015 No.12878744 File: 114 KB, 620x877, ilasa2lr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878738 I don't know who that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:48:02 2015 No.12878745 >>12878739 >Also, I'd stand in to help the Ryu, turn her maso. Fuck you bitch you shit tier husbando

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:51:10 2015 No.12878752 Lilims deserve to be bullied. Remember to never be nice to them.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:51:25 2015 No.12878753

>>12878699
>Lazy-ass couch potato Anubis
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd rather have a strict one who likes to whip me in line with a blush on her face as I teasingly resist, rather than one who's exactly like me. But all the same, I think it could be cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:51:58 2015 No.12878754 >>12878498 >>12878497 What can a slyph and gnome do that's so great?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:52:27 2015 No.12878756 >>12878752 >Bullying >Lilims These are not alps we're talking about, man. You're asking to get your shit pushed in unless you're at least near their level. Also, don't bully alps near lilims. It won't end well.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:52:31 2015 No.12878757

>>12878689
>>12878733
>And now, we return back to our protagonist
>Anon's nose sensed the mouthwatering smell of pancakes being made, with omelets and sausages on the side
>He was raised by a mother who loves to cook, you see. He has that type of nose
>His stomach growled. he was hungry
>The pain has subsided, of courss. Playing on his [insert handheld gaming system] had that type of effect
>But boy, was he hungry
>And the sounds of his girlfriends humming, followed by the sound of her footsteps (or whatever, depends on the MG) made his stomach feel already sated
>She burst through the door with a smile. And his cheeks have never felt so warm
>It wasn't the food that made him blush, though it had an influence, but the fact that she was wearing his "fuck the cook" apron made him almost chuckle
>It was for a dollar and he was intoxicated upon purchase. At the time it was great
>"Here you go, sweetie!" she said while placing the platter of food onto his lap with a small bed table
>The whiff of the mouthwatering food, the fact that his girlfriend seemed to glow, and the FOOD
>Hegot the fork and knife in hand even before she could pour the maple syrup on the pancakes. the butter will do, and he wanted to taste them alone first without Canada's greatest invention
>She seemed to inch closer as she watched him slice the pancakes with such skill, raising the fluffy flat cakes to his mouth with a fork
>But then she blinked
>"STOOOOP!"
>"W-What!?" He almost dropped it. his tone was a mixture of confusion and sheer hatred, his stomach speaking, that he couldn';t get to eat
>"I-I want to... to do something."
>He blinked, and placed the fork and knife onto the plate
>Her face began to increase in redness as she took the fork in hand. he knew what she was going to do, her hand shaking, her eyes darting away from eye contact
>"I-I want to feed you...."
>He smiled, and patted her on the head
>"It's your stage."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:53:39 2015 No.12878759 >>12878754 Gnome best snuggler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:53:48 2015 No.12878760 >>12878756 Why? Would I have to deal with a horny alp rapist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:54:27 2015 No.12878763 File: 1.51 MB, 1900x1080, 1420093498553.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878692 I've got a slightly different version with more hellhoundy skin tone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:54:40 2015 No.12878765 >>12878731 Suffering indeed. Continue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:55:04 2015 No.12878767 >>12878760 No, you'd have to deal with her angry mind-break-you-if-you-look-at-her onee-sama. Like I said, trouble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:55:17 2015 No.12878768 >>12878757 I don't know if my body is ready

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:55:40 2015 No.12878769
File: 63 KB, 472x580, Shirohebi_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12878710
>Dating Shirohebi for some few months
>During which time she has decided to move in to your place after seeing your awful living conditions
>You run to the bathroom one morning after one glass of water too many
>You open the door to see her, undressing
>But most of all, her back lined with scratches and scars, from her shoulders down to her waist
>She lets out an embarrassed yelp as you shut the door again
>You use the bathroom downstairs instead, but can't help but think on her injuries
>After she finishes her shower, she sits next to you and tells you,
>"You saw, didn't you?"
>You try to deny it, but she already knows you know
>"It's okay, Anon. It really is. It's just...my Master, she--she gets upset sometimes."
>"Because I'm clumsy...because I'm a no-good snake...she gets upset sometimes."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:56:00 2015 No.12878770 File: 16 KB, 160x160, 1411228654022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878744 Uh-huh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:56:11 2015 No.12878771 >>12878767 I'm still bullying the alp. Lilims a shit and alps deserve to cry!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:56:27 2015 No.12878772 >>12878757 >"I-I want to feed you...." Hnnng.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:57:36 2015 No.12878774 >>12877861 I just want to endlessly tease a kikimora, by complaining about how dirty my house is only to hire an elf as my maid instead. Oh and then go fuck the CC arachne down the bloc and sometimes let the elf join us Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:58:00 2015 No.12878776 >>12878763 She reminds me of Esdese. Maybe it's just the coloration. But I think it's more the eyes. We need a Dragon with a palette like this, for comparison.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:58:41 2015 No.12878778 >>12878769 Hit asshole ryu with sticks. >>12878774 you are a terrible person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:58:43 2015 No.12878779 File: 46 KB, 285x427, 1411082701160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878771 You are a foolish man, but I will applaud your bravery. I'll also take your stuff and laugh about you when a stage two alp gets help mindbreaking you, but still.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:59:20 2015 No.12878780 >>12878757 2cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:59:51 2015 No.12878781 >>12878774 That's not teasing, that's bullying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:00:17 2015 No.12878785 >>12878769 That's it, I'm taking the flamethrower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:00:47 2015 No.12878786 >>12878769 >beat ryu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:01:05 2015 No.12878787 >>12878779 Fuck you. If anyone gets my stuff it's the alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:01:59 2015 No.12878789 >>12878787 But why would she need your stuff, Anon? She has you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:03:36 2015 No.12878793 >>12878789 I'm not leaving all my stuff so a motherfucker like you can have it. It's my stuff, so that way I can play games with my new alp girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:04:02 2015 No.12878795 >>12878549 I don't hate the alt colors but its a little weird to look at at first

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:04:44 2015 No.12878797

>>12878711

I actually don't have a favorite Elemental, but Ignis would've been one of my first choices for a short.

Problem is i'm an asshat.

>>12878652

Buried the hatchet on New Year's Day. Not that anybody will believe me. He's of no concern to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:06:05 2015 No.12878801 >>12878797 Glad to hear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:07:42 2015 No.12878805 File: 56 KB, 500x700, 1420510062066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When's Dick Throne?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:08:04 2015 No.12878806 I want to give a Centaur an Apple and as she eats it I want to clean her body with a horse brush then when she's blushing I fiddle with her ears

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:08:50 2015 No.12878808

>>12878774
I want to tease a Kikimora by making her my mistress, and every time we have sex she thinks we're doing something awful and forbidden. Then my waifu angrily demands to speak to her in private one day, with the Kikimora sure she'd been found out and will be made to leave, only to be lead into the master bedroom, where I'm waiting to impregnate both of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:09:19 2015 No.12878810 >>12878776 It was originally just a negative or color invert or whatever of loen's hellhound. Maybe some other mgs would look equally cool inverted?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:10:10 2015 No.12878812 >>12878805 >When's Dick Throne? Whenever you get an Anubis Waifu who likes to sit on your lap all day. So never. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:10:24 2015 No.12878813 >>12878806 I want to give a centaur my penis and as she eats it (metaphorically) i want to penis her body with a penis brush then when she's blushing I penis her ears. >>12878808 you are a VERY bad person.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon Jan 5 21:10:51 2015 No.12878814 >>12878692 No, gonna redo it with white skin and such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:11:16 2015 No.12878815 File: 89 KB, 456x386, 1401660668081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878812

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:12:00 2015 No.12878818 >>12878795 Working on a default colour version as we speak.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:12:51 2015 No.12878820

>>12878731

>The inside of the hall was a bloodbath, arrows flew out of, and into, the windows as the two groups brawled within.

>Fatigue filled your body as you grabbed the screaming Francis' spear, trying not to vomit as he fumbled for his spilled guts.

>You frantically stabbed at his killer, your veteran opponent twisting around your probing attacks.

>You could not hit him but he could not reach you, a slow dance that only delayed the inevitable. Your strength was faltering and your comrades were dying.

>With a scream, you dived forward as he charged at you.

>Luck, rather than skill, killed him. Your spear piercing his eye and entering his skull, sending him down in a bloody, convulsing mess.

>There was no joy, no victorious cheer, only a sickening feeling in your stomach at your first kill.

>And a searing agony as the mace struck your ribs, shattering them.

>An overgrown brute with a broken nose and a bloodied mace stood over you, gloating in his cheap shot when it was returned seven fold.

>Micheal saved your life by taking your opponents, breaking his neck with a high hit.

>You wanted to thank the man but pain silenced you. Despite the energy he moved with, the old man had never looked older than he did now.

>He gave you one last look before he gave the call to surrender, the few surviving militia members throwing down their weapons as the leader of the raiders stepped forward.

>The leader did not look like a fearsome warlord or barbarian king, he had bland features, black eyes and brown hair.

>He was a man of business, asking our demands and giving his own. It was well within his power to crush us but we, or at least Michael, would take some of his men with us.

>A deal was quickly struck. Of the remaining seven militia, they would let only one live.

>The rest would be put to the sword.

>You tried to reject the terms, trying to tell the other men to not give up.

>The remaining militia picked you, the youngest, to live.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:12:52 2015 No.12878821 >>12878815 It's killing me every day anon, but it's the truth. Maybe someday with VR. Or bio-droids. Or aliens. Or some other vague hope that probably isn't gonna pan out either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:14:03 2015 No.12878824 >>12878754 A sylph can have sex with you on a cushion of air. Or take you up into the sky to grind your pelvis against the clouds. Or give you an oxygen high.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:15:06 2015 No.12878827

>>12878757
>>12878768
>>12878772
>>12878780
>He watched her squirm, as if having second thoughts on feeding him
>But his stomach, his brash and slightly annoying stomach spoke its mind without censor
>She giggled, which caused him to laugh as well. With a warm smile, she said the words that sounded so motherly he felt like he was sent back in time
>"Open up~!"
>And he did, with a noticable blush. The metal fork, with its sliced pancakes went into his opened maw without issue, and left his closed mouth with nothing but a slight sliver of saliva
>Saliva which she, obviously without even thinking due to her sheepish blush afterwards, licked clean off the metallic piece of modern engineering
>This wasn't the first time she's done this "indirect kiss" as they called it
>But her embarrassing moment was brushed of instantly as she watched him chew all her hard work, all her time and effort
>"I-I tried to make them like you, so I put all my love into them." she said sheepishly, pressing her index fingers together. "D-Do you like them?"
>There was something strange about these pancakes
>They were great, not as great as his mothers pancakes, but up there next to his fathers
>But there was something off, as if everything was going well until Chemical X was accidentally added into the mix

1/2 Field too long my ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:15:28 2015 No.12878828 >>12878820 Oh boy suffering indeed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:15:45 2015 No.12878829 >>12878511 Up to 2.5

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:16:06 2015 No.12878830

>>12878827
2/2
>He chewed some more, before swallowing, to the audible glee of his MG girlfriend
>But, although it had the slight off taste
>"They're not bad. actually, they take pretty great." He gave her a slight pat on the head. "You did good, my chef partner in crime."
>Her eyes began to sweel with tears, her breathing resorted to sniffling. He didn't even prepare for the sudden hug that attacked him with such force it almost knocked the wind out of him
>Her tight hug seemed to have an almost ulterior motive as air began something of impossible, but it was loosened as she pressed her head against his chest, her sniffling monowed by his shirt
>"Wha -Hey! i said they were good! No need to cry!"
>"I-I know..." she said through tears
>"Then why are you crying?" She chuckled through her tears
>"Because I'm so happy~!"
Anon smiled, and hugged her back, rubbing her hair out of her damp face
>He didn't even notice the cloth that was wrapped around her hand

And that's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:16:16 2015 No.12878833 File: 394 KB, 500x281, 1330732193899.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878808

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:18:32 2015 No.12878835 >>12878734 Does that mean sooner or later, she'll have purple flames?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:18:37 2015 No.12878836 >>12878820 Dude...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:19:43 2015 No.12878838 >>12878820 Now I'm just questioning what this has to do with Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:19:51 2015 No.12878840 >>12878821 So it goes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:19:52 2015 No.12878841 >>12878836 Monster girl soon. I feel like an edgelord for writing this but it needs to be done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:22:56 2015 No.12878847 >>12878835 > Your Hellhound loves you so much that she burns hotter than a supernova Praise the sun?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:23:14 2015 No.12878848 >>12878648 >26. Lizard Mom Just wanted to point out that standard army wake-up time is 0500. We all wish it was 0600, but that's only on those special days you get to skip PT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:23:30 2015 No.12878850 >>12878847 yes Praise the sun!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:24:38 2015 No.12878853 File: 697 KB, 160x400, Kiralink.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878805 >implying there ever will be such a thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:25:00 2015 No.12878856 >>12878841 Oh I'm not complaining, I wouldn't mind if the monstergirl was a passing character and you focused more on the trek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:25:16 2015 No.12878857 >>12878769 I would ditch that loser and date her Ryu master, then we can abuse her together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:25:19 2015 No.12878859 >>12878830 Good end?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:26:36 2015 No.12878862 >>12878847 >You will never have a MG waifu who burns brighter than the sun just for you. Awful feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:26:55 2015 No.12878864 File: 2.34 MB, 1470x2100, 47392341_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878857 You're a terrible person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:27:09 2015 No.12878865 >>12877020 I want to knead lolibutt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:27:24 2015 No.12878866 >>12878864 >Monster's sealed Good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:28:14 2015 No.12878868 >>12878864 I am well aware.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:28:20 2015 No.12878869 >>12878866 Are there any sealed MG stories?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:28:28 2015 No.12878870 >>12878853 She's a catgirl? I never noticed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:29:01 2015 No.12878872 >>12878870 >She's a catgirl? She doesn't ever act like one, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:30:09 2015 No.12878875 File: 542 KB, 1900x1080, This fur of mine glows with an awesome passion! Its burning lust TELLS ME TO LOVE YOU!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878835 Hound pls do a better edit than this.

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:31:18 2015 No.12878878

>>12878813
What's wrong about it? Making your maid think it is her fault that her precious master would sully himself by satisfying the filthy lustful urges of a low class maid? Making her think that the longing she has for him is wrong, that she masturbates to the memory of her catching master and his wife having sex, imagining herself as the wife? To make her heart stop when you grab her from behind while she is busy cleaning and whisper into her ear that you noticed what a lustful little harlot she has been and who it is your duty to clear her head of those thoughts. To make her dread that she's destroying you as she looks forward to every touch she gets from you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:31:27 2015 No.12878879 >>12878875 >Filename Would be more appropriate if she were green. Or golden. Or normal fiery. Or extra-fiery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:31:34 2015 No.12878881 >>12878830 >>12878827 >>12878757 >>12878689 >>12878631 >>12878572 And now it is pastebined, for future generations to come! I've got to re-find that Hellhound story I did last thread http://pastebin.com/iVcXY8Dg >>12878859 Good end

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:32:10 2015 No.12878882 >>12878869 There was that one some anon posted back in Thanksgiving about a yandere grapesnake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:32:35 2015 No.12878883 >>12878879 Spectral chart in order of intensity/heat is: > Red > Yellow > Blue > Purple

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:32:42 2015 No.12878884 >>12878875 >Star Sapphire Hellhound Fear, but also an erection

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:33:16 2015 No.12878887 >>12878883 Yes, but Domon never turned Blue or Purple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:34:27 2015 No.12878889 I want to take in an alp and have my Kikimora maid and teach her how to be a proper maid for her wonderful master.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:34:50 2015 No.12878891 >>12878883 >no black The fuck? >inb4 nuturu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:35:27 2015 No.12878892 >>12878830 >>12878827 >>12878757 >>12878689 >>12878631 >>12878572 This is my fetish. I love tou anon no homo though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:36:03 2015 No.12878893 >>12878648 Can I fuck the cheshire mom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:37:50 2015 No.12878897 >>12878889 I want my kikimoras to chase away any alp that dares set foot in my house, swatting them with the fury of one thousand berserkers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:37:54 2015 No.12878898 >>12878648 >Cheshire mom I want this. I want to be friends with the person who has this if I don't get it That sounds like the best household

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:38:51 2015 No.12878902 >>12878893 You want to fuck your mother? Good man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:41:07 2015 No.12878908 >>12878893 >"I guess now's when you kids go through puberty, so let me give you the rundown on your body and how it's going to make you and everyone around you assholes." >"I think a physical examination and presentation is the best plan of action~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:41:09 2015 No.12878909 >>12877522 I can't make heads or tails of this. Whats cloth, whats clothes, whats tail, and whats hair? I can't tell where one ends and another begins

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:41:28 2015 No.12878910
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>>12878884
>Star Sapphire Hellhound
>Capable of Spaceflight
>Can make anything with her imagination
>Will NEVER stop chasing you
>Her love for you grows the longer you evade her.
>And as her love for you grows, so does her power.
>All while dressed like Pic related
This is the very definition of "Fearboner".
Star Sapphire Monstergirls in general would be terrifying, yet arousing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:42:46 2015 No.12878913 >>12878910 plus theyre all yandere

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:43:39 2015 No.12878915 >>12878910 Don't they lose their power if they are not loved back?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:43:51 2015 No.12878916

>>12878820
>>12878820

>It was a scene that would be ingrained in your memory forever. Each militia member's throat being cut one by one.

>Some gave parting curses, others prayed to the chief god, a few met their end in silence.

>Michael died smiling, happy that at least one you would survive.

>With the dead done the leader looked to you, pointing at your first kill.

>"I gave my word to a fellow fighter," He said drawing a dagger. "but I can't let my man die without a bit of revenge for him."

>You killed his man by stabbing him in the eye, it was only fitting that he took yours.

>They tied you up and left you there, a bloody, half blind wreck.

>An hour.....a day.....You don't know how long you waited but eventually someone came.

>She came.

>She was tall, standing a head taller than you and clad in silver plate. In one hand she held a great shield and, in the other, a golden sword. The only part that remained uncovered was her face.

>She had pale skin and angled features, her nose tapering up a bit while her cold, blue eyes judged you. Her long, golden hair flowed freely.

>She was beautiful....

>She was not human.

>From her back sprouted four white wings, marking her as a servant of the chief god.

>A warrior maiden.

> A Valkyrie.

>"Are you anon?" She asked, her expression unchanging in the charnel house .

>"Yes," you said as she cut the ropes that bound you.

>"The chief god has chosen you to become a warrior of light and a leader of humanity."

>"You are to become a hero." She said, looking down at you with an emotionless face.

>Hero.... The word tasted like ashes in your mouth.

>Her name was Herja, and she was to become your instructor.

>She took your from the town immediatly, stating that there was nothing left for you there. You did not belong to that town, that home, or that family.

>Your life belonged to the Chief god, and it shall be used to save humanity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:43:57 2015 No.12878917 File: 547 KB, 1240x1754, 003 (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:44:27 2015 No.12878921 >>12878910 >implying I'm not a red lantern after killing myself to escape her >my rage only grows as her love deepens >this continues for the rest of eternity >end up becoming a new battery core

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:44:31 2015 No.12878922 >>12878910 > Evading her > Implying you wouldn't be at her side 24/7 providing a level of cuddles and ear scratches not comprehensible by beings on this plane

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:45:34 2015 No.12878926
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>Though you were not huge fan of monster girls
>You couldn't believe how cruel some of them could be to each other, watching a dark elf and her group pick on a Unicorn during lunch saying "Saving yourself? You're never going to get laid if you don't take the initiative like the rest of us."
>Eating her carrot the unicorn who was in a higher class than you kept quiet as the dark elf continued to talk shit to her. "Just look at the way your holding that carrot. No grip, just fat ass hands."
>After the Dark Elf finished her rant on Unicorn-senpai you got up from your lunch table, and took a seat next to her asking if she was okay.
>Nodding her head "Yes." you introduced yourself to her, and tried to shake off the awful comments the dark elves made to her, which made her cry for you being so kind to her.
>After that day during lunch after the dark elves harassed Unicorn-senpai you took the initiative to hang out with her to make her feel better.
>You two became good friends in a short time from the experience exchanging lunches, talking about your future lives after school. Her wanting to be a marriage councilor if she could ever find the right man.
>One day instead of waiting for you to come hang at her table, Unicorn-senpai came to yours catching the eyes of the dark elves who started to bag on her making comments like: "What do you think your doing with these boys Mrs.Chasity?" "Are you trying to these convince these boys how to save themselves for the right one?" "What a dumb bitch you are."
>Listening to them you started to shake in anger, and when their leader said "Who would ever want your ugly horse-pussy?" you snapped jumping out of your seat, and punching the dark elf right in her face which knocked her back.
>Recovering the Dark Elf said "Your so getting raped you little-", but she was stopped as the female Kikimora security guards showed up reigning her and you i, then escorting you to the principals office for cross-species fighting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:45:49 2015 No.12878927 >>12878917 Who is this adorable plant girl and where can I purchase her? To raise These lewd thoughts right off the bat. What have you people done to me?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:46:36 2015 No.12878931

>>12878926
>After getting out the principals office with a few days in IS with another male student you were greeted by Unicorn-senpai who was crying tears as you go in trouble for her.
>Telling her it's no problem Unicorn-senpai grabbed you by the arm claiming she saved her lunch for you, and started dragging you off.
>Putting on a smile you made a friendly chuckle at Unicorn-senpai as the both of you headed off.

So is life in Monster Girl Academy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:48:09 2015 No.12878934 >>12878931 >>12878926 This.... Is badly written but I'd fuck a unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:50:43 2015 No.12878937 >>12878926 Dark elves are the ones who deserved to be raped. Regular elves are for love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:51:26 2015 No.12878938 >>12878937 All elves get the dick. By force.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:52:15 2015 No.12878941 File: 1.50 MB, 2400x3840, I guess I don't know either.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878909 I think?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:53:43 2015 No.12878946 >>12878941 That looks about right? Summon Loen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:54:23 2015 No.12878948 >>12878801 As if you know who or what I am.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:57:21 2015 No.12878950 >>12878941 Very close. You're forgetting the ponytail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:58:20 2015 No.12878952 File: 391 KB, 996x1433, RyuFlat2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878564 >>12878795 There ya go, default colours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:59:16 2015 No.12878954 >>12878952 Now invert her colours

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:00:40 2015 No.12878958 >>12877420 I'm not dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:00:41 2015 No.12878959 >>12878954 Well, before I start dancing like the good monkey I am, Imma take a little break.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:01:43 2015 No.12878962 File: 164 KB, 1110x913, 1405946526651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lamia > Lizardman Fight me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:02:22 2015 No.12878965 >>12878962 Ok, we're you at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:02:36 2015 No.12878967 >>12878962 Ok, shoot. What makes Lamia better than Lizardmen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:04:02 2015 No.12878970 File: 678 KB, 964x714, inv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878954

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:05:27 2015 No.12878974 >>12878970 ..Yep, that's legit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:06:32 2015 No.12878980 File: 525 KB, 1000x1600, I might as well keep going now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878950

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:07:38 2015 No.12878981 >>12878980 God, don't you hate cleaning up your brush strokes afterwards? The fucking worst..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:08:32 2015 No.12878983 >>12878980 Green hair a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:08:41 2015 No.12878984 >>12878980 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:08:49 2015 No.12878985 >>12878970 God smug Cheshires get me rock hard. I want to plow a smug Cheshire so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:09:02 2015 No.12878986 >>12878931 >>12878926 This is sweet.... but I can't see it ending any way other than NTR. Anon and unicorn would try and take things slow and have a normal highschool romance. Dark elves would rape anon and send pictures to the unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:09:33 2015 No.12878987 >>12878985 You and me both pal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:10:03 2015 No.12878988 >>12878980 Isn't this supposed to be Miia?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:10:17 2015 No.12878990 Okay, I have a question. When Lamias climb stairs do they just climb them on the corners of the stairs (because that sounds painful) or do their bodies conform to the shape of the stairs so they're not on climbing horizontally but vertically as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:10:30 2015 No.12878992 >>12878988 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:10:49 2015 No.12878994 >>12878967 Full body hugs. Also not trying to kick your ass on the first date.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:11:27 2015 No.12878996 >>12878990 only not on*

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:11:28 2015 No.12878997 >>12878981 I've actually never done this before. I occasionally color Battletech lineart but never anything curvy (and is she ever) with lots of shading to be had. We'll see how this goes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:11:50 2015 No.12878998 >>12878986 >implying they could Dark elves a shit man. >>12878990 That one image of the snake following the edges of some stone tiles comes to mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:12:38 2015 No.12879001 >>12878994 Is that you argument? Is that your final answer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:12:54 2015 No.12879002 >>12878997 Well, soon you're gonna wish you were more careful at the start. Still pretty good I think, hang in there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:13:23 2015 No.12879003 >>12878992 >>12878988 Oh. My bad. Pink hair it is then for the final

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:14:45 2015 No.12879010 >>12878917 I wanna pat her head and raise her to be a beautiful mature plant girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:15:16 2015 No.12879011 File: 236 KB, 900x1200, 1378865424373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878980 100% pure, full grain Snake Cloaca

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:16:12 2015 No.12879012 File: 1.82 MB, 1094x1600, 1383363008091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879003 This is basically how crabman colored her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:16:15 2015 No.12879013 >You Will never make a Golem Daughteru >She's slow, mentally and physically >She's clumsy >she can hardly control her strength >But she's still your daughteru and you two still love each other

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:17:01 2015 No.12879015

>>12878986
Your most likely not going to see that happen as the Anon who does Monster Girl Academy moves on to another MG, and never tells us if rape happens or not.

1st one) Hellhound forcing an Anon to stay after school after making him get his math problem wrong.
2nd one) Anon reopens an abandoned knitting club to escape harassment from his coaches, but spider girls enter the club and want him to stay closing the door.
3rd one) Anon gets forced into three options by the Tanuki who saved him from Ogre's who he was buying off so they wouldn't rape him.
4th) Anon stands up to a Ushi-Oni bully in dodgeball who writes him a love-hate fucking you letter after he gets out of the nurses office.

Pray Lichs, Tengu, or Thunderbirds are next. We got another anonymous boy in detention as well so MGA anon so they might go with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:17:42 2015 No.12879017 >>12879002 since apparently it's supposed to be Miia I might as well scrub the whole thing and start again. That'll let me color in the lines a little less retardedly since I know i'll be finishing this now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:18:06 2015 No.12879018 >>12879001 Not a full argument for lamia > lizard girls, but those are two big ones in the plus category for lamias. I like both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:18:50 2015 No.12879020 >>12879017 You could just refill the colours you have, and then clean them up. Might be a little faster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:20:05 2015 No.12879022 >>12879018 So do I. I was just curious what your starting argument was Personally, I like both. I like all scales in every shape and form

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:20:16 2015 No.12879023

>>12878998
>Dark elves a shit man.
Yea but in a battle for anon's love, unicorn is going to be at a pretty big disadvantage against basically every other MG. Just because she is good and pure, and nice girls finish last. When every monster's vag is magical enough to make a man addicted, the early rapist gets the husbando.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:21:08 2015 No.12879024 >>12879015 >Liches Yes. Hells yes. Or more of that Goth Lich stuff that was brought up earlier. Also Anubis. We always need more Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:21:43 2015 No.12879025 >>12879012 Her ears shouldn't be completely red. Only thing wrong with this coloring imo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:22:08 2015 No.12879026 Can we all agree that the Loli Dark Elf in a Police Girl Cosplay from A Familiar Friend is a fantastic fucking idea?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:22:33 2015 No.12879027 >>12879023 Then he just needs to fuck her, or have her rub enough of her monster scent or whatever it is on him so that he's not desirable to other monsters any more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:23:18 2015 No.12879028 >>12879026 When is that updating again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:23:50 2015 No.12879029 File: 186 KB, 611x841, 1398064596680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879025 but they're red here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:24:09 2015 No.12879031 >>12879028 It's finished

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:24:41 2015 No.12879032 >>12879028 Updating? Pretty sure it's over. Three parts. And a very, very Good End. Also Loli Cheshire shenanigans were great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:24:51 2015 No.12879033 >>12879025 Man which Miia are you thinking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:24:52 2015 No.12879034 File: 556 KB, 628x842, 1374175374309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879025 >>12879029 and here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:25:08 2015 No.12879035 >>12879026 why not instead of police girl cosplay how about police girl academy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:25:51 2015 No.12879038 >>12879031 >>12879032 Yeah I hadn't seen the update for today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:26:46 2015 No.12879039 >>12879038 You should go read it. >>12879035 With lolis? Either way, yes, that sounds like a fantastic idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:28:08 2015 No.12879042 We haven't had a MGK post in a while, is all well there? Is Ophy and all OK?

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:29:23 2015 No.12879044

>>12878916

>Your life on the farm had been a holiday compared to your training.

>Everyday you would be awakened before dawn, feeding on a meager breakfast of dried meat and bread before training.

>Weapons of all sizes, shapes, and types were made available to you. Your status as a "Hero' giving you access to the best weapons and armor available.

>Herja would duel you each day, never holding back with her blazing sword as she beat you bloody, healing you after each bout and explaining why you had lost.

>She would have you run laps in weighted armor under the midday sun and break rocks for hours on end. Toughening your body and burning away what little fat you had.

>She even taught you to read so that your nights could be spent studying ancient tomes of arcane lore, schooling you in the ways of light magic.

>Despite all her constant presence and instruction, you never really spoke to Herja. The valkyrie's answers to your questions were monosyllabic at most.

>She always maintained the icy cold demeanor whenever she was with you. Never once showing surprise, anger, or sorrow.

>It was not until you beat her in a duel during your second year of training that she showed a new expression. One of muted pride as you held the sword point to her throat.

>Something in Herja changed after that day.

>She would rest with you between training sessions, answering your questions about the heavens and herself.

>One day you asked her why she chose you.

>"The chief god told me to come." She said, almost proud f the answer.

>"And if you hadn't been told would you have still come?" You asked, more from curiosity than anything.

>She fell quiet, frowning as she thought.

>"No" The Valkyrie told you, sounding a little sad. "I would not."

>Your training soon drew to a close, Herja stating that she had no more to teach you. On that day you officially joined the order as a hero and received your first orders.

>Cleanse the town of Velstar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:31:54 2015 No.12879048 >>12879042 Last I heard, she was still sabotaging stuff Pharaoh was doing. So same ol' same ol'. >>12879044 Oh boy we goin' extra-edgy now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:33:44 2015 No.12879051 >>12879048 Maximum overedge anon. Maximum overedge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:34:41 2015 No.12879053 >>12879044 Cleansing towns? We are going full action.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:37:52 2015 No.12879061 >>12879034 >>12879033 >>12879029 Didn't say it wasn't cannon, just that I don't like it. Miia still a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:40:45 2015 No.12879066 Imagine a Lamimom using her tail to hold her baby as she makes them something to eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:43:34 2015 No.12879074 >>12879066 >Lamias love the soft flesh of children >implying she would be too busy nuzzling her face into her child's to do about anything

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:44:18 2015 No.12879076
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>>12879035
This could work

First game has

Dark elf
Regular elf
Lamia
Jinko
and a special pair of MGs

Water patrol Lara
and Harpy Air patrol

Imagine it, you are out in the middle of the lake boozing it up when suddenly out of the water pops Water patrol Lara
>"Whats this? drinking while in charge of a motor boat?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:45:48 2015 No.12879079 File: 97 KB, 639x1000, 1380122504230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879066 We need more lamia pics. Especially doing full body hugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:48:19 2015 No.12879090 http://pastebin.com/zyz5w814 I promised I'd get a story out today, I've got another one lined up but I'm tired and its late, I'll repost this and the new one earlier tomorrow so more people can see it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:49:36 2015 No.12879093 >>12879079 We need more Yeti hugs pictures

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:51:32 2015 No.12879096 >>12879093 We need more Yeti pictures And Lamia And Wererabbits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:54:22 2015 No.12879104 File: 497 KB, 1200x1275, 253e6d88c177768fd3d1429a93e2e27371776ff7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879093 >>12879079 We need more everything hug pictures

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:54:58 2015 No.12879109 File: 95 KB, 500x1500, OhShitSon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879044

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:59:31 2015 No.12879121 >>12879109 Quick reaction drawfag-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:00:11 2015 No.12879125 >>12879109 That was fast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:00:30 2015 No.12879126 >>12879090 so vanilla it gave me diabetes I approve.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:00:34 2015 No.12879127 File: 338 KB, 1024x1458, kay_lamia_tf_request_by_ibenz009-d5wun81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879079 Well then time to ruin your day with DeviantArt tier shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:00:48 2015 No.12879128 >>12879104 I thoroughly agree with this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:01:01 2015 No.12879130 >>12879121 >>12879125 It would've been faster, but the tablets the order gives us are terrible..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:01:39 2015 No.12879131 >>12878415 I liked it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:03:10 2015 No.12879135 >>12879127 That didn't ruin my day. I like transformation. >>12879130 How bad can the order's bureaucracy get?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:03:32 2015 No.12879137 >>12879127 Well, it's no Sonic-inflation art, so that's a step up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:03:39 2015 No.12879139 >>12879127 I wish it was that easy to turn into a supernatural creature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:04:32 2015 No.12879143 >>12879135 >How bad can the order's bureaucracy get? We're still on XP. It's not great...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:06:01 2015 No.12879144 >>12879126 That's the idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:06:25 2015 No.12879146 >>12879143 at least it's not Vista

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:06:30 2015 No.12879147 >>12879127 thats not particularly bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:06:41 2015 No.12879148 >>12878522 She might just be confused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:07:55 2015 No.12879149 >>12879146 Of course not, Vista was made by those filthy monsters. At least that's what I heard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:12:44 2015 No.12879159 Just finished translating a slime doujin. http://exhentai.org/g/773802/a1b4233837/ Now if I could just get my hands on that kraken one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:15:27 2015 No.12879168 >>12879159 >That first page >Those tags Hoo boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:16:50 2015 No.12879173 >>12879159 >vore Thank you for your work anon but I'm sorry, i can't masturbate to this

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:17:27 2015 No.12879176

>>12879048
>Velstar was a town just inside of a demon realm, its human citizens turning their backs on the chief god to indulge in the dark pleasures of inhuman monsters.

>It took two weeks for you to get there, marching alongside peasant levies, armored knights, and fellow heroes.

>The environment slowly changed as you marched, the sky blackening and plants twisting with corruption.

>"Beware anon," Herja said, your angelic guardian remaining by your side. "These lands can corrupt even the purest souls in a moment of weakness."

>You did little more than grunt. Strength, weakness neither of those would matter.

>The town would be cleansed, you would make sure of that.

>The town was unimpressive, wooden barricades of boxes and wagons filling the entrances with man and monster behind them.

>The men around you roared as the order was given, shouting battle cries and prayers.

>You remained silent, this is your duty. Nothing more.

>Arrows flew as your forces charged, striking down men to your left and right.

>You continued without a care, your armor shielding you from the projectiles.

>Winged creatures snatched men, carrying them off as the men screamed.

>Those that came for you were claimed by your axe or Herja's sword, clean kills that silenced them in an instant.

>The barricades burst into flame and shattered as the mage set them alight, the defenders catching fire or being put down by the archer's arrows.

>"That fool of a mage has created another barrier with his fire." Herja said angrily. "We must go around."

>You ignored her, uttering a prayer as a golden light surrounded you. Your pace increased as holy energies augmented your muscles, leaving the valkyrie behind you as you leapt skyward.

>Your magically assisted jump allowed you to sail over the flaming barrier with your halberd drawn.

>Your first victim died quickly, the head of your halberd bursting through his chest as you landed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:18:10 2015 No.12879179 >>12879159 >Suddenly exhentai doesn't work for me I think I'm going to hang myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:18:49 2015 No.12879180 >>12879173 can you at least try?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:19:18 2015 No.12879181 >>12879173 the slime does vore up the first shota, but that's hardly one panel and it's not the focus. The shota the story is focused on doesn't get vored. Until the second doujin, which is a different story entirely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:24:15 2015 No.12879193 >>12879159 I love slimes but I'm conflicted on how to react to this doujin. On the one hand it's very sexy. On the other I'm not a fan of digestion. Once again I'm conflicted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:25:40 2015 No.12879197 >>12878952 Love me some ryu

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:27:53 2015 No.12879202

>>12879193
My reaction was much the same, but she doesn't kill the second shota, so I guess it can get away with it. It's really hard to find doujins that do something other than the plain old "blowjob->paizuri->fucking" routine, so I can enjoy it for that if nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:29:42 2015 No.12879205 >>12879202 It's good to find unique doujins. Yeah, some might not make south of the border pleased, but there's some hidden gems that don't need to please south Like ones with sex and comedy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:31:35 2015 No.12879208 sod you guys I fapped to it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:32:20 2015 No.12879213 >>12879090 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:34:38 2015 No.12879216 >>12879176 Go on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:36:48 2015 No.12879221 File: 3.45 MB, 2000x3500, 1420077130273.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879213 1002nd post! woot! Anyone have de-censored version of this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:37:28 2015 No.12879223 >>12879221 Yes But I'm not going to post it~

Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:39:40 2015 No.12879232

>>12879176
>Ten defenders remained behind the barricade, men and monster in equal measure. A normal man would have been been overwhelmed in a moment but you were a hero, odds no longer mattered.

>A lizard like monster reacted first, screaming in hate as she charged you.

>A simple swing ended the monster as you caved her head in.

>From there it became a simple affair.

>A slash to the groin followed by a cut the the throat.

>Remove the wing and stab the heart.

>Kick the knee, break the neck.

>The wailed as you killed, pleading to the end.

>You gave them the mercy of a quick death.

>Punch the gut and sever the spine.

>Stab the lung then stab the eye.

>How dare they have the audacity to ask why you were doing this when it was THEY who had turned their back on humanity.

>Anger drove you forward, powering your frenzy.

>Weapon destroyed, break the arm, break the neck.

>One on your back, sudden pain.

>IGNORE IT.

>Slam it on the ground, grab its neck. SQUEEZE.

>Arrows in chest, continue forward. Punch in the head, punch in the head, PUNCH IN THE HEAD, PUNCHINTHEHEADPUNCHINTHEHEADPUNCHINTHEHEADPUNCHINTHEHEAD

>Enemy scattered, prisoners taken.

>Torch the town.

>Take an axe. Prisoners gone.

>It is dawn of the next day when the fury fades, leaving you in the ashes of the town with a worried looking Herja.

>"Anon, you are injured." She is saying, one armored hand resting on your should "Please let me treat you."

>You shrug her off, you cannot feel it an there are others who need it more.

>"I am your guardian anon." She says, expression tight. "Not their's."

>"I do not need it Herja." you tell the valkyrie, brushing her arm off you. "I am a hero after all."

>She almost looks like she is crying as you walk off, sweeping the town one last time.

>Thus your legand began.

>Anon, The Butcher

>The Relentless

>The Bloody Handed

>You became synonymous with slaughter and destruction throughout the demon realms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:40:01 2015 No.12879234 >>12879223 you are literally hitler. The next time you walk into a bathroom, you'll notice a new mustache on your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:41:23 2015 No.12879237 >>12879234 Berate me more~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:43:07 2015 No.12879241 >>12879237 bollocks pls inb4 in bot.bollocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:43:59 2015 No.12879246 >>12879234 You're a doodoo brains. A stupid head of the first order. You lack will and integrity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:45:01 2015 No.12879249 >>12879246 Whoops. Meant for >>12879237.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:45:39 2015 No.12879250 >>12879237 Your penis size in centimeters. is the same as your IQ. Sadly, you can count your IQ on one hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:45:53 2015 No.12879252 File: 40 KB, 630x283, Ehehehehehe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879241 But I'm not Bollocks And before you say, yes I do have them but I'm not sharing >>12879246 More! More~

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:47:02 2015 No.12879257 >>12879252 >Dumping everything in one folder. I think I just vomited..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:47:40 2015 No.12879258 >>12879252 You will never be loved and die alone. No one will come to your funeral and your corpse would have been rotted for days before it os discovered

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:47:46 2015 No.12879259 >>12879252 >file no longer exists you are a real piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:49:47 2015 No.12879267 >>12879257 Shut up. I'll get around to it eventually Eventually Jesus fuck you don't understand how much shit is in there. I can't go through that man >>12879258 >>12879259 I'm not even a masochist and yet this is making me chuckle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:50:37 2015 No.12879272 A dandere amazon. Who would this work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:51:20 2015 No.12879274 >>12879252 the power of google, anons http://i.imgur.com/7EMvsmA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fuGwuWC.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hYJKIrf.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:51:31 2015 No.12879275 >>12879232 You are doing great Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:51:55 2015 No.12879277 File: 317 KB, 418x600, 1419413124684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879252 >>12879237 >>12879223 >>12879267 Well I guess he's not about to post it. No matter, someone else has it I'm sure. And there are plenty of snakes in the yard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:52:25 2015 No.12879279 >>12879267 >Eventually Anon, it's not gonna be less work in a few months. Be a man and face your fears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:52:34 2015 No.12879280 >>12879274 >Was about to post it because I was feeling bad >Someone else ruins my fun So this is what being a deflated balloon feels like

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:52:57 2015 No.12879281 >>12879274 I tried google but with no avail... Are you a wizzard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:53:05 2015 No.12879284 >>12879232 >MAXIMUM OVEREDGE Blah blah he's become what he hated so. Blah blah Valkyrie will go down the path to corruption Blah blah He gives so few shits he'll just kill her too. Blah blah 3edgy5me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:53:26 2015 No.12879286 >>12879280 suck it, turbonerd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:53:26 2015 No.12879287 >>12879272 http://i.imgur.com/fIOjFvu.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:53:59 2015 No.12879288 >>12879280 Well, if you have any other versions we'd be happy to see those. Or new art in general.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:54:27 2015 No.12879290 >>12879286 I just wanted to be praised when I actually posted it. IS THAT SO WRONG?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:55:52 2015 No.12879293 >>12879287 finally, an amazon that knows more words than "RHAEP" and "MOAR CUM", and has better social skills than to barge in and start barking orders like a 5 year old that wants a lolipop. I thought this day would never come.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:56:16 2015 No.12879294 >>12879284 >edgy What content that covers gruesome subjects isn't considered edgy in your book?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:56:19 2015 No.12879295 >>12879290 >You'll never be praised by other Anons. >You'll never know what it's like be appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:56:20 2015 No.12879296 >>12878683 How would she hide the paws?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:56:40 2015 No.12879300 >>12879288 I do have .Less' newer pictures, but that was posted last thread as well everything else in my almost 3 gig folder has been seen before

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:56:49 2015 No.12879301 >>12879295 I have dreams about that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:57:07 2015 No.12879303 >>12879232 Meh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:57:29 2015 No.12879305 >>12879293 Frank I keep telling you they're not all bad. You keep going into the fucking shit parts of every town, I'm amazed you lasted this long.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:57:56 2015 No.12879308 >>12879296 Shaving off the fur. (took you long enough to reply, you slow little shit) >>12879300 Please educate me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:58:08 2015 No.12879309 >>12879301 Dreams never come true, ever..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:58:18 2015 No.12879310 File: 9 KB, 172x223, 1420520298869.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879290 You wanted to be praised by anons, but instead they'll praise ME!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:58:19 2015 No.12879311 File: 83 KB, 790x510, crying eden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879290

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:58:57 2015 No.12879315 >>12879310 Is that you? Damn you're ugly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:59:14 2015 No.12879317 >>12879308 Check the archives for the last thread. It's right at the beginning >>12879310 Dio you son of a bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:00:59 2015 No.12879319 >>12879310 Spiral staircase Rhinoceros beetle Ruins street Fig tart Rhinoceros beetle Via dolorosa Rhinoceros beetle Singularity point Giotto Angel Hydrangea Rhinoceros beetle Singularity point Secret emperor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:01:00 2015 No.12879320 File: 321 KB, 2500x2000, Y3jh7jj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879308 I just opened the thread and had a thousand replies to go over. The paws are still going to be big meaty paws, sans fur. Not going to look like hands whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:01:21 2015 No.12879322 >>12879317 >Check the archives for the last thread. It's right at the beginning Gotta go back and read green's horribly botched recap. (you tried!)

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:01:26 2015 No.12879323

Now for something completely different

"Anon, wake the fuck up!" A figure was looming above you with feathers poking out of hoodie. It was your kikimora roommate, Janice. She was a total slob but decent enough to let you borrow her notes. "It's fucking 5 A.M Janice." "Your damn girlfriend is waiting at the door." she responds immediatly pointing to the door. Oh. This was typical of your girlfriend. You slump out of your bed and drag yourself to the door. You slam the door open surprising your girlfriend. She jolts forward and blushing. "A-Anon, ummmm I'm f-free today. If you want to do s-something with me........ nevermindimsosorry." she blurts out. It's ironic. She's a seven foot built as fuck amazon but she's so shy. She doesn't even talk at all in front of other people.

continue?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:02:22 2015 No.12879326 >>12879320 How do you know? You ever seen manny before?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:03:32 2015 No.12879330 >>12879317 So exactly what do you mean by "beginning of the thread" Cos i'm not seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:03:39 2015 No.12879331 >>12879322 Wait a minute! I'll repost them! I'll repost them! But then if I delete them too soon, people'll throw a hissy fit But then if I don't, people'll throw a hissy fit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:03:42 2015 No.12879332 >>12879323 Eh, why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:04:22 2015 No.12879334 File: 47 KB, 544x335, 1391209763574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879326 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:04:32 2015 No.12879335 >>12879331 Just stick em on an imgur file bruh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:05:33 2015 No.12879336 >>12879334 wait what the fuck kind of drawing is that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:05:37 2015 No.12879338 >>12878830 Giving him her blood sounds like a thing a vampire would do to make him go incubus faster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:05:38 2015 No.12879339 >>12879323 Suddenly a padain barges in and detonates a bomb killing everyone in the dorm. It is heard across tje room and a corpse of an amazon is found holding a proposal ring in a box, which was charred by the fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:05:45 2015 No.12879340 >>12879330 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12870567/#12870787 After the whole botch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:06:53 2015 No.12879343 >>12879336 Better idea! http://imgur.com/a/Vi2zr#3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:07:40 2015 No.12879344 >>12879340 You mean the jinko thing and the one kitsune? cos I got those. Anyway Imma go to bed but I'll be back tomorrow to help write the recap an stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:07:50 2015 No.12879345 >>12879319 You said Rhinoceros beetle 4 times, asshole

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:09:25 2015 No.12879349 >>12879344 Yeah. It was retentively new until posted in the thread. That's why I said "but everyone's seen it" But anyways, good night RecapAnon

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:10:47 2015 No.12879351

MGK time. This time with 80% more Junko suffering due to knowing what being homeless is like firsthand.

Do you cater to Pharaoh's every whim?
Do you go down Anubis' route and experience a generic VN story?
Do you and Ophy wear a scarf together on this cold day?
Do you and the rest of the kids play n epic and over-the-top game of four-square?
Do you ask the Echidna teacher if she can share her lunch with you?
Do you sneak out and learn to french kiss with 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you hug Junko after wiping away her tears with newspapers and then share your lunch with her?
Do you enter the big kid's playground and try to woo the 6th grader Jabberwock?
Or do you just sit in corner and suck your thumb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:11:17 2015 No.12879353 >>12879345 Knowing Araki, those entries in Dio's Journal are probably a reference to Beetle Tendency.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:12:05 2015 No.12879355 >>12879349 Haw, you have been treeked! I am not the real recap anon, but a helpful writefag elf that makes the work easier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:12:09 2015 No.12879356 >>12879351 Junko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:12:12 2015 No.12879357 >>12879351 Share a scarf with Orphy, because that sounds a billion levels of adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:12:49 2015 No.12879360 >>12879351 I'd normaly go for Dragon, but muh heartstrings. Junko I guess..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:12:52 2015 No.12879361 >>12879351 Hug the Junko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:14:40 2015 No.12879364 >>12879351 Hellhound kissing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:14:40 2015 No.12879365 >>12879351 I try to woo the jabrwocky and if that fails I go have lunch with the echidna teacher. I'm sorry ophy but you just can't beat my older women fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:15:05 2015 No.12879369 >>12879351 >French kiss with Salamander and Hellhound Yes please.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:16:22 2015 No.12879373

>>12879355
Oh no, I have fallen for the cleaver ruse in which this ElfAnon has lain before me!
Surly, now I must remove my undergarments and submit to the victor, for I bring great shame to my family and cannot return to them hence more, for I have fallen to the ruse of a MG
Oh Lord help me, for I have sinned! If this is divine punishment, then i will accept your judgement without hesitation!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:16:39 2015 No.12879374 >>12879323 Yes continue

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:16:44 2015 No.12879376 >>12879232 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:17:04 2015 No.12879379 >>12879369 >Jimmy tries to french kiss Salamander/Hellhound >"Oi, Squirt, that's not how you do it."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:18:44 2015 No.12879384 >>12879351 Sharing a scarf with an Apophis is in my list of 100 Things to Do with an Apophis. So yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:18:52 2015 No.12879386 >>12879373 Aaaand errect

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:21:32 2015 No.12879392

>>12879232

>Within the order you called a hero, even if it was in name only.

>In practice you were little more than a weapon for them, something to be hurled into the breach without care.

>Other heroes disdained your presence, writing you off as a monster in human skin.

>You did not care.

>Peasants quaked at your presence, avoiding your eye and whispering prayers.

>You did not care.

>The order soon found that fewer and fewer forces would march alongside you. So they set you to the task of hunting deserters, a task you relished.

>The only one who remained with you was Herja, the valkyrie following you every step of the way.

>Her conviction had begun to falter however, her expression become more uncertain with each group you hunted down.

>"Are you proud Anon?" she asked one day, watching as you burned the bodies of your latest quarry. "Is this the hero you wanted to be?"

>"I have no need for pride Herja" You say, turning to her. "and it does not matter what I want, I am a hero in the chief gods service. Nothing more, Nothing less."

>"That does not answer my question Anon." she says. "Are you happy?"

>"I did not answer because I cannot." You say "I am a hero, nothing more."

>You meet her blue eyes. "How about you Herja? Are you happy?"

>She is quiet for the longest time before turning away from you.

>You can almost swear that she was crying.

>"No anon, I am not. I was charged with raising a hero, not creating a beast."

>Slowly the valkryie begins to disappear, light flaking off her.

>"I cannot follow you anymore Anon." She says, her voice choking up. "I wish I had the power to save you from this fate."

>Your heart stops for a second as you last, and possibly only, friend leaves you.

>"What is the chief god telling you Herja?" you ask. "Have I failed the order in some way?"

>"I do not know what the chief god says," Herja's voice cries as she disappears "and I do no longer care."

>And then you were alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:23:05 2015 No.12879393 >>12879345 Rhinoceros Beetle is actually four of the secret words. His real mistake was "Ruins Street". It's "Ghost Town."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:25:03 2015 No.12879397 big meaty paws give the best pawjobs http://i.imgur.com/FLjZyJt.jpg .less sure has improved in a year, hasn't he?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:26:50 2015 No.12879404 >>12879397 You know, we all might bash and berate him days on end, but you got to admit The kid's improved, especially in a short time. and those action scenes with Mari were pretty well done

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:28:19 2015 No.12879406 >>12879392 Awww.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:28:44 2015 No.12879407 >>12879351 >Anubis' route and experience a generic VN Story Well, I've been trying this whole time, so yeah, sure. Don't care if generic, Anubis is love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:28:52 2015 No.12879408 >>12879351 I wipe away junko's tears.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:29:03 2015 No.12879409

>>12879323
You didnt have anything to do today so you accept her offer. "T-Thanks Anon." she drops her head amd quickly leaves. You stand there at the door still trapped in the morning haze. You could hear the roomba cleaning up Janeices mess. Janice never cleaned amd so you bought a roomba. Apparently Janice lived the roomba so much that she made a maid skin for her. You decide to go back to sleep.
--------------------------------------------

The alarm begins to shriek. Shit. What time was it? You quickly check your phone. You were about to be late for Prof.Kims lecture. You rush out in your pajamas to prof.kims class. The wurm professor was there teaching classical mechanics. She was reputed as one of the coldest and strictest professors in the school. She noticed you. "Out. You're late. Get the fuck out of my class" the wurm then begins to resume her lecture.

continue?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:33:33 2015 No.12879420 >>12879409 Just do what you're gonna do. Stop asking, it's annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:46:29 2015 No.12879441 >>12879392 I like where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:47:52 2015 No.12879447 >>12879420 Without replies he don't know if he is spamming or entertaining people, chill. >>12879409 Continue.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:54:29 2015 No.12879466

>>12879392

>Once again, you were abandoned, cast adrift in an uncaring world.

>The only fixed figure in your life, Herja, had left you.

>You buried yourself in your work. Hunting down deserters and traitors where ever they hid.

>You were good at your job...too good.

The fear you had inspired in your foes had now spread to your so called allies.

>"When will the executioner come for me?" they wondered.

>"Is today the day he turns on us?" They whispered.

>You did nothing to allay these fears. Why should you? You are a hero!

>Sadly, paranoia won out in the end.

>The hero Victor, the Gleaming Blade, The Dawn Knight was the one they sent.

>Victor was the ideal hero in the eye's of the church. Handsome where you were ugly.

>Well spoken while you were brusk.

>Adored while you were feared.

>A chivalrous soul send to end the terror of Anon the Butcher.

>He found you in the wilds and made his intentions known.

>"The only way I leave is with your head, beast!"

>You responded by swinging your halberd.

>Victor was your equal in skill and strength, his triumphs and victories equaling your own.

>The fight lasted for half a day, the forest shaking as the two of you clashed.

>You hit harder but he was faster.. You had greater reach but he had better defenses, his gilded armor covered in blessings and wards.

>You tried to call upon the chief god but to no avail.

>It seems that even your god had abandoned you to die.

>Still, you were a hero.

>You would not die easily.

>It was now or never, with a fearsome shout you leapt forward as he lunged at you.

>You halberd met air.

>His sword found your chest, piercing your worn steel plate.

>"Any last words monster?" he asked, smiling a gleaming smile.

>You grabbed his arm and pulled him down to you. Headbutting his handsome face.

>The sword drove deeper into your guts but you did not care.

>Reaching up with your free hand you grabbed his neck and twisted. A last act before all went black.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:57:05 2015 No.12879472

>>12879351
Jabberwocky like always! This time I know I can woo her, I drew a picture in class of her holding me in her claws with dinosaurs with lasers strapped to their backs in the background.

Girls love dinosaur and romance, I'll know she'll be hooked by it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:57:58 2015 No.12879474 >>12879466 How odd, you were just doing your job, bunch of cowards. Kill them anon. Kill them all! Burn their putrid cities to the ground and feed them to the monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:58:45 2015 No.12879476 >>12879474 Has Anon finally become Rage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:59:12 2015 No.12879479 File: 366 KB, 750x1500, Ice Wielding Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878776 We kind of have that already anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:00:13 2015 No.12879482 File: 884 KB, 480x270, 1416008199422.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879476 Are we anything else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:01:32 2015 No.12879485 >>12879482 We are also despair.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:03:37 2015 No.12879491

>>12879472
>All those kids that look at that one Anon drawing him holding hands with that Jabberwocky
>teachers think it's cute, and bother the poor Jabberwocky saying that she's so nice to young Anon
>All her classmates tease her about all those love letters and picture from young Anon
>She confronts young Anon later in the day, telling him to cut it out because he's embarrassing her
>He says sorry, but gives her a picture of him and her holding hands
>In macaroni art
>"Y-You can continue. J-Just don't think that I'm doing this because I like you or anythin! B-Baka!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:03:39 2015 No.12879492 >>12879485 And sorrow and anguish. AND VENGEANCE AND RETRIBUTION!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:04:59 2015 No.12879497 >>12879472 If dinosaurs fail to woo a lady I donno what the fuck is wrong wrong with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:05:58 2015 No.12879498 >>12879466 Is there more?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:06:46 2015 No.12879500 >>12879498 Yep. Typing it now. Doing this on the fly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:08:53 2015 No.12879505 >>12879497 What if you draw her last liked dinosaur?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:08:56 2015 No.12879506 >>12877988 And now it magically reappears. http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:09:00 2015 No.12879507 >>12879479 I know, but that's all clothing...probably. Her tail and reptilian features are still green.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:12:33 2015 No.12879514 >>12879506 >It's back >With a new update Alp, you're a good guy. No Alp I mean no Alp as in no homo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:12:40 2015 No.12879515 File: 340 KB, 855x1170, pg32_33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879485 >>12879492 Are you saying we are the demons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:13:39 2015 No.12879519 >>12879514 >With a new update I wouldn't know what you mean. That's just all the old parts, now in one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:14:14 2015 No.12879520 >>12879515 My name's not John tho.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:14:22 2015 No.12879522

>>12879472
>you give her the picture you poured your heart and soul into making
>it looks like a cat with dysentery vomited, shat, and exploded all over it
>she awkwardly tries to tell what it is
>her classmates tease her
>the 6th grader Lilim especially
>Jabberwocky waits until everyone leaves before placing it into her backpack with care

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:14:47 2015 No.12879524 >>12879519 Oh. well I guess I never read the last part. Probably when I went to check it wasn't there. No biggie. Thanks anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:15:14 2015 No.12879526 >>12879506 Whatever happed to Andrea the alp? Is your name Andre?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:15:27 2015 No.12879528 >>12879397 big fluffy pawjobs http://i.imgur.com/iGwTxhR.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:16:12 2015 No.12879530 >>12879524 There is yet hope for more. Not any time soon though. >>12879526 >Is your name No, it's a pun. Androgynous, you know? >Whatever happened Bad things happened. The character is now integrated into Vertex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:17:35 2015 No.12879535 >>12879530 >There is yet hope for more Screamingfangirls.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:18:12 2015 No.12879537 >>12879505 Well if she is some sort of dumb cunt who likes pterosaurs, then I don't want anything to do with her in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:20:26 2015 No.12879542 >>12879515 spoiler alert: man is the true monster

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:24:40 2015 No.12879553 >>12879407 Congrats. You go through Anubis' story route, have her admit her love for you, learn about her cliche family drama, and have 9 kids with her while working as a farmer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:25:07 2015 No.12879558 >>12879542 Always relevant in these threads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:25:08 2015 No.12879559 >>12879137 What a high bar to hurdle. With that said, it's not that bad. The artist has a decent-ish series I believe. It does help if you have a terrible fetish for transformations like that, occasionally with a bit of corruption as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:25:32 2015 No.12879561 >>12879553 To work as a farmer is a man's lot in life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:26:21 2015 No.12879563 >>12879528 I like your picture and yeti in a sweater. Are those her feet? I don't like footjobs.... but maybe if they are fluffy feet it would be cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:28:18 2015 No.12879569 >>12879563 >I don't like footjobs Let go of your pride and accept you're just a filthy pig who can even get off on that, or whatever the phrasing they use in all the hentai is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:28:43 2015 No.12879570 >>12879561 It also allows you to have a bunch of daughterus helping you out and playing together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:29:11 2015 No.12879572 >>12879559 > artist has a decent-ish series I was mistaken, the rest of them are garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:29:38 2015 No.12879573 >>12879559 I don't have a fetish for it, but what's wrong with transformation? I do love corruption.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:29:42 2015 No.12879574

>>12879553
>Working as a farmer
Somehow this doesn't click for a couple reasons.

First off, it's a modern kindergarten, presumably in a suburb if not city. Why move away to a farm? Much less with an Anubis? Just seems like she at least, spending her youth building projects for Pharaoh, would move on to more ambitious things.

Unless I'm just the "Farmer" of a home garden, maybe a greenhouse, and act as a house husband otherwise, while she goes out and makes the big bucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:30:40 2015 No.12879577 >>12879569 Friendly footjobs are a thing. Put down the femdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:31:09 2015 No.12879578 >>12879574 You could see it as that if you wish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:31:59 2015 No.12879580 >>12879578 Well alright then. >>12879570 Daughteru raising fun-times also good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:32:06 2015 No.12879581 File: 80 KB, 500x702, 1406816813529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879577 N-not even itty-bitty cutesy femdom?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:32:11 2015 No.12879582

>>12879466

>You floated in darkness.....body drifting in a black sea

>"A....."

>"Is this how it ends?" you thought "Stabbed in the back by the very people I defended?"

>"An....."

>You wanted to feel hatred, to feel righteous fury...Instead you just felt tired...

>"ANON!"

>Your eye opened as your name was called, a starry sky hanging above you.

>And....her face...Herja's face...

>"You're alive.." she whispered, tears forming at the edge of her eyes. "You're alive!"

>You noticed that she looked different . Her golden locks were now an ash grey and her pale, peach skin was now a bluish grey.

>"Herja?" you ask, feeling as weak as you were on the first day you met her. "What are you doing?"

>"I'm your guardian." She said, her hand glowing as she healed your wounds. "I would speak ill of me if I let you die here."

>You wanted to speak but words failed, you felt your heart thump and you patted her head, drawing a happy giggle from her.

>"I can take this life away anon..." She said, expression sad. "You won't have to fight anymore, it will just be you and me....together forever."

>"B-but why?" you asked, looking up at her.

>"Because I am the reason you became like this." She said, angry at herself. "I was meant to be your guardian but I did little more than make you a weapon....I'm fixing that!"

>Her hand moved away, leaving your stomach unwounded. You unsteadily stand, Herja lending you a shoulder.

>Was it so easy? Could this all go away?

>.....

>....No.....you have one last thing to do....

>"I'm sorry Herja.." You say, gently pushing her away. "I still have some work to do..."

>Thats right..there are still traitors....the one who set Victor on you, who stabbed you in the back.

>"Then I will go with you anon." the valkryie said, patting her sword and shield. "I shall not fail you again."

>You smile for the first time in years...a genuine warm smile

>This plan is suicide but you don't care about the odds anymore

>You're a hero after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:33:29 2015 No.12879586 >>12879582 Last one folks. Apparently I needed to do something edgy after writing A Familiar Friend 3 Time to shove this in a pastebin.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:34:04 2015 No.12879590

>>12879569
I'm just saying it's not my thing. I'm sure if a sexy monstergirl wants to give me a footjob I would bust a nut, and bust it hard. Cause I would likely bust a nut with any sort of weird stimulation of my genitals if i were aroused enough and the monster thing were sexy. Just not my particular fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:35:30 2015 No.12879596 >>12879590 It's not my fetish either, doesn't change the fact that it's great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:35:48 2015 No.12879598 File: 133 KB, 500x375, 500full.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would happen if you reject a MG advances because you have health issues that would cut your life sort,and you don't want to leave children behind without a father?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:36:50 2015 No.12879602 >>12879582 >>12879586 >A Familiar Friend Ho-shit. Talk about a difference in atmosphere. Also do more Loli Cheshire. That was gold. She should get a spin-off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:36:54 2015 No.12879603 >>12879598 Doctor Fran can help you with that. The local Lich too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:36:57 2015 No.12879604 >>12879590 Not the Anon, but I know how you feel. I don't like loli's or Oppai loli's because it's just a strange fetish to me But then I met Zankuro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:37:26 2015 No.12879605 File: 88 KB, 756x375, 123458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879581 >tiny bandits >domming anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:37:46 2015 No.12879610 >>12879563 >He doesn't have a foot fetish Come on man. >>12879577 You are my nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:38:51 2015 No.12879613 >>12879586 On the note of A Familiar Friend, the thought of a Loli Dark Elf in a Police Girl Halloween Costume is now permanently engrained into my mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:38:51 2015 No.12879614 >>12879605 You mean you didn't submit to the Vampire when she told you to? You mean you didn't get kidnapped and raped forever and ever and ever? Bandits were the best girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:39:34 2015 No.12879617 File: 60 KB, 1320x273, Remmemmbberrrr mmeeeee remember me!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879351 Do I risk being kidnapped if I help Junko?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:39:51 2015 No.12879618
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>Anubis tenderly stepping on your dick with her big meaty foot paws
>"Oh? You like that, peasant?"
>she slowly rotates her foot paw atop your dick
>"And to think, you wanted to fornicate with me? Your goddess?" Her smile widens as he notices your frustration
>you suddenly notice her claws beginning to tear into the bed sheets and you stop her
>she hops off you and you sigh at the damage that was done
>"I-Its okay...we can just buy another one at Bed-Bath-and-Beyond!" she says hopefully
>the struggles of roleplaying with your Anubis girlfriend

For full version
http://pastebin.com/dYKPXxFM

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:40:39 2015 No.12879620

>>12879596
If it's not your fetish, than I don't see how footjobs are anything other than mediocre. It would be pleasant, but the lack of manual dexterity would make it awkward and weird. Unless she is a monkey girl or a tentacle girl and has unusual control over her feet. The entire point of footjobs is that it's FEET and that is weird to me. If you aren't into the weirdness and femdom part of having your dick stepped on, I don't see how it would be any better than any other sort of stimulation of your dick. An elbow job for lulz would be no different than a foot job, unless you are into the femdom part of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:41:10 2015 No.12879621 >>12879618 >Bed-Bath-and-Beyond What the hell's the beyond?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:41:43 2015 No.12879622 >>12879617 Depends on who writes her. >>12879620 I never said it would be "any better". Doesn't make it bad, either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:41:58 2015 No.12879624 >>12879602 Loli yeti needs a spin off first. That was adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:42:38 2015 No.12879626 >>12879617 No. You might risk watching her down a thing of vodka and try to hang herself. Stay away from that Weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:42:44 2015 No.12879628 >>12879618 Based Aftyn. >tfw no Anubis GF ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:43:15 2015 No.12879629 >>12879602 Maybe. I think I have like 3 side characters now that people want spinoffs for. >>12879613 The Sabbath Loli-Police force wants you! Night all.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:43:50 2015 No.12879633
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>>12879505
Even a girl's least favorite dinosaur is still really cool and loved. That's just how Dinosaurs are Anon.

>>12879491
>>12879522
I knew she'd love the Dinosaur Love drawing! This means I can move to second base, which is asking her if she'd like to trade my Blastoise for her Charizard. It has Surf, Hydro Pump, Strength, and Cut so he's really strong. Once we do that we're pretty much married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:43:52 2015 No.12879634 >>12879581 I'm saying it's not exclusively a practice for subs or those who wish to be belittled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:45:45 2015 No.12879638 >>12879633 >wanting to trade away your Blastoise for a Charizard I know you're just trying to get her to smooch you, but that's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:45:49 2015 No.12879640 >>12879618 >"Fine. But were doing the 'Waterfall Goddess Shower Scene' again!" Sequel/prequel when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:45:59 2015 No.12879641 >>12879633 >Trading mother fucking Blastoise for Charizard >HMing the FUCK out of it You sir get no cookies for the whole week

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:46:01 2015 No.12879643 >>12879621 click remotes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:46:09 2015 No.12879644 >>12879586 Wait, are you done or giving us one more? Gimme the carnage man, I NEEEED IT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:47:03 2015 No.12879646 >>12879633 When I was in 3rd grade I had a game genie and wrecked my friends in battle with a team full of Mew's and MissingNo's. Could this get me a GF if I traded them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:47:57 2015 No.12879648 >>12879620 It's the experience for me, femdom doesn't factor into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:48:01 2015 No.12879649 >>12879644 Sorry, that was the end. I'll let you guys imagine how his battle goes. Night for real this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:49:09 2015 No.12879652 >>12879618 Aftyn you double nigger where's my catgirl NTR?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:49:27 2015 No.12879657 >>12879633 She's not into Pokemon. You've gotta talk about Metroid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:49:37 2015 No.12879658 >>12879648 If there is no femdom, then I don't really get how a footjob could be better than a hand job or essentially anything else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:50:07 2015 No.12879660 >>12879657 Okay, grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:50:32 2015 No.12879661 >>12879621 Coffee mugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:50:47 2015 No.12879662 File: 128 KB, 1048x720, 1402132280472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879649 >leaving it up to the imagination Truly you are a master of suffering.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:51:50 2015 No.12879665
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>>12879626
>Implying I won't jump underneath her feet with my tiny body as she attempts to hang herself
>While yelling that she has to stay alive for my sake
>She gets down, drunkenly apologizing as best she can
>I make her pinky swear that she won't ever do something like that again
>Then she kidnaps me and my Weresheep mom goes on her own Holst Punisher styled quest to retrieve me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:52:33 2015 No.12879666 >>12879658 It's unusual sex. Why does everything have to be a certain way with you people?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:52:45 2015 No.12879667

>>12879660
Not that guy but ouch, I feel old. Just talking about blastoise and charizard as if they were relavant likely makes me old. How many pokemon are there now that can wipe the floor with them? I remember when charizard could one shot any card on the table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:53:35 2015 No.12879669 >>12879667 There' what, 600 Pokemon now? 700?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:55:54 2015 No.12879673

>>12879638
Anon, love is putting other people's happiness above your own. Besides, I'm not trading my Kabutops unless she asked really nice, he's cool.

>>12879641
But Anon, Blastoise can do anything I need him to do in the world! And all his moves can do damage, they aren't stupid ones like rest or toxic or whatever that don't even do damage.

>>12879646
>Cheating
Real Pokemon Masters don't cheat or do drugs. Go do that cheating stuff with the Salamander and Hellhound.

>>12879657
But Anon, I can't play Super Metroid, it's too hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:56:44 2015 No.12879675 >>12879665 >from there you're kidnapped by the lonely and shota loving CC Anubis >Junko then goes on a punisher quest to find you >this goes on and on until you end up in a gator filled swamp, living with your new gator mom and one handed father

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:58:30 2015 No.12879684 >>12879673 >too hard Are you that one Jinko who sucks at Metroid games?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:58:33 2015 No.12879685 File: 2.92 MB, 2000x2500, 1403488406923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who's your favorite manticore?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:59:50 2015 No.12879689 >>12879685 The ones that are cute.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 01:59:54 2015 No.12879691

>>12879673
>I can't play Super Metroid
>It's too hard
Get Fusion then. Or get Zero Mission
Also
>Not trading her Kabutops because she picked the other one and has slight regret
It's like you don't understand romance. ALSO
>Toxic
>Shit
All this Pokemon talk is making me feel old

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:00:15 2015 No.12879692 File: 131 KB, 800x600, 1224652799106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879673 >Super Metroid >Too hard What? Compared to the first two it was easier, though still pretty fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:00:20 2015 No.12879693 Leona! <3

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:01:55 2015 No.12879697
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>>12879669
Is the card game even a thing anymore? I had a "pokemon party" for one of my teenage birthday parties. I didn't just trade and collect, I played the fucking game and beat niggas and took their fucking cards.

>>12879673
Real Pokemon Masters didn't have a team of 6 Mew's then. Fucking plebs.

Are pokemon girls monster girls? Some of them could be cute and awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:03:44 2015 No.12879699 >>12879697 I know they still sell the cards, you learn things when you work retail, but I don't think they're as big as they once was Besides, there's a lot of Pokemon now, so everyone just gets the games

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:03:55 2015 No.12879700 >>12879697 Those are all super cosplay tier

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:04:15 2015 No.12879701

>>12879697
>beat niggas and took their fucking cards
When I was in the first grade, I was invited to play the game, with the first cards I had bought. I didn't know the rules, and I was only told I would lose the cards after I had lost.
By 2nd grade I had paid them back for the humiliation. Oh, I had paid them back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:04:51 2015 No.12879702 >>12879689 Which ones do you find cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:06:06 2015 No.12879704 >>12879701 In my elementary school, they banned pokemon cause playing for cards was a form of gambling apparently

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:06:21 2015 No.12879707 File: 253 KB, 1158x818, 1387893624061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Back in my day we had less than 200 pokemon! Damn kids are spoiled these days I tell you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:06:21 2015 No.12879708 >>12879652 Im working on it.... After Griffon maid pt.2

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:07:07 2015 No.12879710 >>12879702 All of them At least that's what the card tells me to say

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:07:14 2015 No.12879711 >>12879701 >By 2nd grade I had paid them back for the humiliation. Oh, I had paid them back. You killed their parents, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:07:29 2015 No.12879712 >>12879707 3rd gen had the best pokemon

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:08:10 2015 No.12879715

>>12879704
They tried that in my elementary school too. The next day everybody showed up with Digimon cards, and the teachers realized they couldn't win.
>>12879707
151, aye. When I was in the army, we counted the last 151 days with the Pokemon. You can bet your ass everybody still remembered them.
>>12879711
I took all their shinies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:09:53 2015 No.12879719 I had a holographic blastoise and a japanse holographic venusaur. No holo charizard tho :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:09:55 2015 No.12879720 >>12879712 >gen 3 was 13 years ago >>12879707 >gen 1 was 19 years ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:11:14 2015 No.12879723 Uh oh! Junko has vomited up the trash she was eating earlier all over the 3rd grader Shirohebi while she was showing off her new expensive dress! Do you help clean up the snake, or do you tend to Junko?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:11:20 2015 No.12879725 >>12879720 jesus christ... What MG could ever want an old man who remembers gen 1 pokemon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:12:53 2015 No.12879730 >>12879723 Tend to Junko

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:12:55 2015 No.12879731 >>12879725 Easy there, kiddo. I was too old for Pokemon when it first came out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:12:55 2015 No.12879732 >>12879723 Junko will be fine, she has almost grown-up friends helping her. >>12879725 The same kind that would want an Old Snake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:14:04 2015 No.12879733 >>12879725 Not him, but I'm only 28 you little shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:14:24 2015 No.12879735 >>12879715 http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=261

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:14:45 2015 No.12879737 File: 529 KB, 1280x720, Ara ara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879732 Let's be honest, who wouldn't an old snake?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:14:54 2015 No.12879739 >>12879732 >friends All she has is Jimmy the mentally insane boy, the one Wurm who gives her free pizzas, and Timmy the masochistic boybitch.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:15:01 2015 No.12879740
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>>12879684
But Anon, Junko hasn't played any games, why would she be good at any of them?

>>12879691
I-I mean if she really wanted Kabutops, but I'll miss him. But I love Jabberwocky more and I know she'll take good care of him and not trade him off to fucking Timmy Fuck you Timmy I beat the Elite 4 20 times like you said and there wasn't any mew under the truck I hope Dark Elf and Porc keep dressing that jerk in the Alpiest of clothing

>>12879692
Well do you think Jabberwocky could be talked into training to be good at it? Imagine your Monster Waifu training you to be not shit at her favorite game, it'd be fun.

>>12879697
Pic Related, why do Paladin Moms hate the latest video game craze and accuse it of spreading the Demon Lordist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:15:08 2015 No.12879741 >>12879725 Ah, semen withdraw. >>12879732 >She has almost grown-up friends helping her Well, she'll be okay then. Just give them an empty alleyway to work in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:15:50 2015 No.12879742 >>12879733 >>12879731 I'm 27 and my mustache looks like >>12879737 So ha.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:15:57 2015 No.12879743 >>12879737 I would fuck Miia's mom so hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:16:03 2015 No.12879744 >>12879739 She has Craig, Farai and soon Andrea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:16:58 2015 No.12879746 >>12879733 Same age as me. Fuckers making me feel old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:17:04 2015 No.12879747 >>12879740 Those are two completely different Jinko. >>12879744 Who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:17:19 2015 No.12879749 >>12879737 Kiefer Sutherland

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:17:58 2015 No.12879750 >>12879747 >Who? I see. Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:19:02 2015 No.12879752 File: 42 KB, 450x387, milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879746 >>12879742 >>12879731 >>12879733 I was born in 95

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:19:57 2015 No.12879756 File: 300 KB, 600x1146, 1405926976687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879752 Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:20:16 2015 No.12879757 File: 341 KB, 800x600, Sup bitch, imma grow in yo yard fo a bit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879750 No, explain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:21:50 2015 No.12879758 File: 502 KB, 802x1440, Aww hell naw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879725 >Calling me old >For having Pokemon Red I'm about to whoop this boys ass! I can't believe there are nerds who kept playing Pokemon after Crystal though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:23:06 2015 No.12879760 >>12879756 10/10 would be seduced by.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:23:08 2015 No.12879761 >>12879752 >>12879756 I bet he got that young supple alp butthole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:23:09 2015 No.12879762 File: 524 KB, 1189x1500, 1390166808548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879710 Come now, anon. Don't be afraid. Which Manticore is your favorite?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:23:09 2015 No.12879763 >>12879757 Just a kid who likes big, stronk girls, smutty literature, and eventually turns Alp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:23:43 2015 No.12879764 >>12879758 It's a really good autism sink

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:24:44 2015 No.12879766 >>12879761 No I'm a fat smelly neckbeard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:26:48 2015 No.12879767 >>12879758 >Pepsi It's just flat Coke. >>12879763 So Jimmy's big formerbro?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:27:42 2015 No.12879769 >>12879766 Nothing a little mamono mana can't fix.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:28:32 2015 No.12879771 >>12879762 Not him, but I like the one who tried to eat Pringles. She was adorable. >>12879767 >Jimmy's big formerbro I did not even think of that. Maybe. I just recycled the character from an older story I deleted

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:29:42 2015 No.12879776 File: 530 KB, 1600x1000, Manticore Anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879762 Like i said, all of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:30:19 2015 No.12879777 >>12879771 Alp, recycling is ok as long as you don't turn into a smug piece of San Fransisco shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:31:30 2015 No.12879778 File: 19 KB, 406x480, Dark Helmet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879756 >/ss/ >95 He'd need to be one of those blasphemous 2003+ brats. >>12879764 I knew it, I'm surrounded by autists!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:31:42 2015 No.12879779 >>12879758 >>12879758 It really surprised me there were guys playing that in college. That one time this dumb fuck cockblocked a friend of mine and me with his shiny Pikachu bullshit. I could strangle him, STILL MAD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:32:24 2015 No.12879780 >>12879777 >Alp >smug Is that like an evil parallel universe counterpart?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:33:42 2015 No.12879782 File: 361 KB, 2000x2000, 1398018795712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879771 >>12879776 It feels like you're trying to hide something. Is there something you don't want a particular manticore to find out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:34:05 2015 No.12879784 >>12879778 >Spaceballs >Short Mg looks around spaceship >"How many shotas we got on this ship?!" >Everyone in the room stands and salutes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:34:26 2015 No.12879787 >>12879782 I'm not hiding anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:35:11 2015 No.12879789 >>12879780 Yeah. Or a corrupted version.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:35:31 2015 No.12879790 >>12879782 >Hot & Spicy False advertising.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:35:46 2015 No.12879792 I pity the young who will never know the joy of playing the gen 1 games when they were brand new.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:37:12 2015 No.12879795 File: 1.49 MB, 500x468, 1420529832297.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879782 I am not hiding a thing. I like all of those manticuties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:38:04 2015 No.12879797 >>12879795 One day less will learn how to draw nipples

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:38:27 2015 No.12879799 Any interesting things get posted in the last ten hours? I'm not reading through 800 posts. Lazy, I know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:39:19 2015 No.12879800 >>12879795 >AAH! IT FEELS SO WEIRD! >Casual...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:40:27 2015 No.12879804 >>12879795 I wish there were Anubis and Jinko versions of this gif.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:40:58 2015 No.12879806

You know what I wanna do?

I want to give my Dragonfu a raiding list. She'll go raid solid gold candlesticks, incense, fine furs, fine wine, good food, candles, some good musicians, and then we'll turn the hoard in to a proper love den.
And then we will make lots of eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:41:36 2015 No.12879807 File: 465 KB, 2000x4500, T9adRPm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pawheels on Manticores

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:41:43 2015 No.12879808 >>12879799 Let's see...a moment ago Aftyn posted a joke-series about an Anubis and her Boyfriend. And then there was the greentext about an Edgy-as-Fuck Paladin and a Valkyrie. And that's about all that sticks out in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:42:34 2015 No.12879810 File: 426 KB, 1250x2000, shrine entrance w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Welcome to the shrine, if you enter, you forever leave the human world behind, will you come?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:42:44 2015 No.12879811 >>12879804 >Anubis getting milked LEEEEEEEEESS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:43:06 2015 No.12879813 >>12879810 M-maybe later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:43:44 2015 No.12879815 >>12879807 These are a few of my favorite things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:44:08 2015 No.12879816 >>12879811 >Abubis getting milked >Not Anon slapping beats on that delicious ass like bongos >With lip bites

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:44:11 2015 No.12879818 >>12879807 Is she blushing at her own cleavage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:44:12 2015 No.12879819 >>12879811 >Anubis being milked while fucked in the ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:44:37 2015 No.12879820 >>12879810 What do I get?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:44:45 2015 No.12879821 >>12879810 It would have to be pretty blatantly awful for me to say no. Fuck the human world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:44:54 2015 No.12879823 >>12879810 Can I bring some scraps with me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:45:01 2015 No.12879824 >>12879816 See >>12879819 Best of both worlds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:45:05 2015 No.12879825 >>12879810 Depends, are there more than just sheep past there? I mean, sheep are fine but I'd like a cat more. >>12879819 Sounds like tuesday to a married couple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:46:07 2015 No.12879828 >>12879810 Can I bring a few things with?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:46:59 2015 No.12879830 >>12879810 How's the internet connection?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:47:18 2015 No.12879831 >>12879825 >Anon, I need you to take care of my milky tits! And my aching ass~! >Good god, I just came back from buying you icecream. Jesus fuck I'm regretting knocking you up...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:49:05 2015 No.12879833 >>12879831 >HORMONES! >The Ultimate Weapon of the Pregnant MG >Practically radiates a golden aura of SEX >Draws in on-looking husbandos and makes them want to ravish her with the force of a Thousand Suns

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:49:25 2015 No.12879834 File: 10 KB, 267x200, offer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879810 Whats yer offer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:52:10 2015 No.12879842 >>12879806 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:52:28 2015 No.12879843 >>12879831 >Aching ass You mean like she's sore from getting buttfucked or she's tingly back there and needs a good ass fucking? Girls that can have squirting orgasms from being assfucked alone are god-tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:52:48 2015 No.12879844 >>12879810 "Are there lamia in there?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:53:02 2015 No.12879845 >>12879843 >Girls that can have squirting orgasms from being assfucked alone are god-tier Is that even possible?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:53:17 2015 No.12879847 >>12879833 >pregnant mgs produce hormones that make their husbands want to fuck them more >it only gets worse.gif >>12879843 Tingling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:54:16 2015 No.12879849 >>12879807 Probably the best thing .less came up with. Then again I love his manticores, so that might be just my bias speaking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:55:27 2015 No.12879852 File: 529 KB, 1600x1200, 1419952062873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MGC 2037

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:55:43 2015 No.12879854 >>12879845 >Is that even possible Yes. Saw a video of a girl that had four gushing orgasms within 20 minutes just from getting assfucked hard and fast.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:56:33 2015 No.12879857

>>12879847
I want to be able to calm the tingling in my Anubis Waifu's ass.

I'm seriously killing myself with all this [>Never] crap. Really, I can feel my heart aching. I wonder if it would even getting better with VR, or if the artificial representation actually interacting with me would just make it worse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:56:58 2015 No.12879859 >>12879854 You still have it or can direct me to it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:57:46 2015 No.12879863 >>12879854 But how? It's not like girls have prostates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:58:03 2015 No.12879864 >>12879852 >Everyone drinking, partying, and having fun This future looks MAXIMUM comfy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:58:08 2015 No.12879865 >>12879834 THE MAN IN GAUZE THE MAN IN GAUZE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:58:27 2015 No.12879866 File: 273 KB, 600x650, 1415053628693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon, I need you in my office for your review"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:59:10 2015 No.12879869 >>12879866 Why are you cosplaying as Reina from Discipline?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:59:24 2015 No.12879870

>>12879859
It's on xhamster somewhere. Sorry I don't have a specific link.

>>12879863
The butthole has a lot of nerve endings and such. Granted a woman being able to orgasm from buttfucking alone is going to be rare, but it's possible. Anubutts just have a much higher chance of being buttsluts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 02:59:32 2015 No.12879872 >>12879866 I'm not the one stealing the pens! I swear!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:00:14 2015 No.12879876 >>12879857 >try to satisfy your Anubis waifu >due to hormones caused by pregnancy, that becomes a giant challenge >by the time you're done your dick hurts and you want a hot bath

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:00:29 2015 No.12879878 >>12879870 >The butthole has a lot of nerve endings and such Trust me, I know. It's just that... 4 times in 20 minutes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:00:44 2015 No.12879879 >>12879852 That guy on the right. I like his mask.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:01:37 2015 No.12879882 File: 548 KB, 1000x874, 1418901076882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:01:49 2015 No.12879883 >>12879852 >that guy with the hat and shades Edgy rival detected.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:02:14 2015 No.12879885

>>12879876
>You will never have a relaxing, hot bath after dick-wrecking sex with your pregnant waifu.
>She will never join you, exhausted, but satisfied
>You will never cuddle with her in the warm water, letting your cares, concerns and aches melt away

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:02:26 2015 No.12879887 >>12879882 That is a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:03:15 2015 No.12879891 File: 522 KB, 800x1163, 1409669245274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879887 A challenger appears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:03:17 2015 No.12879892 >>12879883 >Edgy rival >Not someone who starts as a rival but becomes your best friend and #1 party member

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:03:58 2015 No.12879896 >>12879885 >"You know, I'm still in the mood, anon~" >You whimper and pray for your dick/='s well being

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:04:28 2015 No.12879897 >>12879882 A Ryu should not conduct herself in such manner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:04:52 2015 No.12879899 >>12879892 That guy? Nah. Best bro is the guy with pink hair and black armor, still not done with his beer. MC is the redhead next to him.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:06:09 2015 No.12879902

>>12879878
I know. I just imagine plowing an Anubis right up her ass until she's so weak and babbling I have to hold her up while her body convulses from every orgasm.

Whatever we were on top of would be utterly drenched and she'd probably need a gatorade or two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:07:17 2015 No.12879904 >>12879897 It's part of the marriage ceremony where she fucks you in front of all her relatives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:07:51 2015 No.12879905 >>12879897 >A ryu should not lewdly entice her husband/lover The fuck she shouldn't. That's just a pose for one man's eyes only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:08:09 2015 No.12879906 >>12879896 I'm sure the warm water and some light massaging would've helped relieve at least some of the ache by then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:09:51 2015 No.12879911 >>12879882 LOOK! No big meaty claws. It can be done!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:10:17 2015 No.12879912 File: 1018 KB, 850x1201, baa baa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help her out on Shearing Day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:11:00 2015 No.12879914 >>12879911 >It can be done! Of course it can, we just normally don't because KC. There was never really a doubt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:11:11 2015 No.12879916 >>12879912 Sure. What are friends for, eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:11:24 2015 No.12879918 >>12879906 Not after the overly long love session he went through.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:11:57 2015 No.12879919 >>12879899 No, see, that's the rival. The type of rival that is also your best friend. you know, friendly rivalries MC's best friend/older brother is the guy in the back with blue hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:12:17 2015 No.12879920 >>12879582 I want to put down fallen-hero Anon and Dark Valkyrie Herja like dogs while playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl1rroJOZzw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:13:43 2015 No.12879922 >>12879919 So what about the guy with the glasses who's just sipping tea instead of partaking in the drinking contest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:14:40 2015 No.12879923 >>12879897 They need rain, badly, or so she says.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:15:33 2015 No.12879926 >>12879922 >Tea I think that's sake, look at the carafe in front of him. Clearly he's the mature advice character that dies early on, right? But he's not as uniformy as the rest, so...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:15:36 2015 No.12879927 >>12879922 Where's that? Is Captchas glitching out for anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:16:18 2015 No.12879928 File: 477 KB, 2000x2500, 1406519694374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Happy Birthday! >Now, are you going to unwrap your present? ❤

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:17:10 2015 No.12879929 File: 256 KB, 960x960, 1409936072854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Damn it anon, just date me already, I am tired of playing these silly games"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:17:49 2015 No.12879931 >>12879928 >I wanted an Anubis and Ryu tied together with a double ended dildo shoved into their pussies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:17:57 2015 No.12879933 >>12879928 After playing with it for a bit. It looks so pretty in it's wrapping, be a shame not to have fun with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:18:07 2015 No.12879935 >>12879926 The carafe has steam rising from it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:18:32 2015 No.12879936 >>12879931 Not my choice exactly, but I like the way you think anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:18:34 2015 No.12879937 >>12879928 At least it's not more ties and cuff-links.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:19:53 2015 No.12879940 >>12879928 I don't know, it just looks so good wrapped I might just leave it like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:19:59 2015 No.12879941 >>12879936 >they both look at you with eager eyes, hoping you take them like the horny bitches in heat that they are and inseminate them like a wild beast

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:20:00 2015 No.12879942 >>12879933 Truly. One should poke, prod, like and apply magic wand to such a present before opening. >>12879935 No, the hot pot in front of the carafe has steam rising from it. Also note that there's no steam coming from the cup itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:20:25 2015 No.12879944 >>12879929 Sorry, I'm already dating that Jorogumo in 3-B.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:21:18 2015 No.12879945 >>12879942 >>12879935 It is sake see the logo on the bottle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:21:32 2015 No.12879946 >>12879942 Oh. Well, sake it is, then. >>12879929 >dating an Elf The things I will do to her...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:22:27 2015 No.12879947 >>12879945 >see the logo on the bottle? I see two inlaid diamonds, is that something I should recognize?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:24:36 2015 No.12879952 >>12879912 Sure, why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:25:40 2015 No.12879955 >>12879912 As long as she promises not to squirm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:26:29 2015 No.12879956 >>12879952 Bet you'd rub your face into her hot skin after shaving her huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:27:03 2015 No.12879958 >>12879928 My birthday isn't until next month, I'll just put this in the closet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:28:02 2015 No.12879960 >>12879941 It's just I'd rather an Anubis and a Vanilla Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:28:06 2015 No.12879961 File: 132 KB, 754x1127, 1a35f19c860cc48ffaccba428e11a87b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, hey! Which one of us do you like more, huh? Huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:28:59 2015 No.12879962 >>12879852 With all the talks about who's who in this picture, I wanna know the actual story behind it. >>12879961 Whose "us"? Do you have a Dormouse hidden under your apron?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:29:18 2015 No.12879963 >>12879956 No. I'd give her an oil rubdown, so she can feel silky smooth aster getting shaved

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:29:29 2015 No.12879964 File: 389 KB, 586x849, 1419273578791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879911

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:29:42 2015 No.12879965 File: 280 KB, 700x969, 1399700856463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:29:42 2015 No.12879966 >>12879960 >vanilla Dragon over Ryu Next you'll say a fair that a Ryu with an Okinawan tan is not appealing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:30:33 2015 No.12879968 >>12879852 I'm sorry to inform you Anon, 2037 isn't going to look much different from now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:31:24 2015 No.12879970 File: 362 KB, 555x350, 1392344106790.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879958 If you do that she might feel slighted and ask her friend to come over and help teach you a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:31:31 2015 No.12879971 >>12879965 Yes I will, as many times as you like!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:32:47 2015 No.12879974 >>12879966 But first I'd have to even been far to even more like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:33:10 2015 No.12879975 File: 314 KB, 1038x1393, 1418052749567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879968 Monster Girls come in 2017, I'm pretty sure it'll look different. >>12879970 Guess what that went according to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:34:19 2015 No.12879977 >>12879974 Haha. Spelling errots. But yeah, Ryu with an okinawan tan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:34:51 2015 No.12879978 >>12879977 >Spelling errots Did you mean carrots?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:35:51 2015 No.12879979 >>12879978 >error >errot >it's a joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:37:13 2015 No.12879982 File: 735 KB, 800x1132, 9tails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879974 Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:37:56 2015 No.12879984 >>12879979 I don't get it. I was teasing him because he made an error, but it was actually on purpose? Why would you purposefully make an error after making an error to say that it was an error when you just made an error again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:38:10 2015 No.12879985 >>12879982 You see Vladimir, people don't think it be like is, but it do.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:38:57 2015 No.12879988

>>12879979
Carrots ain't no joke boy! Only thing keepin' those blasted were-rabbis from jumpin' all our bones and gettin' this whole region covered in em! You weren't alive fer the rabbit plague that happened when I was a boy, terrifyin' times. Couldn't walk to steps without a rabbit tryin' ta suck my undergrown carrot!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:39:15 2015 No.12879989 What Monster Girl is best at playing human boys like a damn fiddle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:40:03 2015 No.12879990 >>12879989 Most of them? It would be just Mean (Monster)Girls out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:40:03 2015 No.12879991 File: 298 KB, 724x1024, 1415289880186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >itty bitty kitty aural sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:40:20 2015 No.12879993 >>12879989 Cheshire cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:40:31 2015 No.12879995 >>12879984 Because sometimes you want to joke about you fuck ups. >>12879989 Succubus, Holst, and Weresheep. Especially that one that ran off with that one kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:40:43 2015 No.12879996 >>12879989 Suu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:40:55 2015 No.12879998 >>12879991 >That navel I want to lick it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:41:41 2015 No.12880002 File: 186 KB, 1280x960, 1186612043758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"You really are not looking forward to 2017?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:42:14 2015 No.12880003 >>12879995 >Because sometimes you want to joke about your fuck ups But you don't joke about your mess up by making another mess up. That just doesn't make any sense You don't make any sense, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:42:22 2015 No.12880004 File: 240 KB, 1527x1824, around raccoons, hide your dubloons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879989 "So, do you want to do something tonight? By the way, I paid your landlord to evict you if you say no."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:42:24 2015 No.12880005 >>12879998 I want to lick her tiny bit of chub and tease her about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:43:15 2015 No.12880008 >>12880002 >2017 is two years from now I feel old all of a sudden

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:43:34 2015 No.12880009 >>12879962 My Google-fu says it's from- or rather about- Fantasy Star Online 2. Maybe someone else can correct me/add more/call me a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:44:21 2015 No.12880011 >>12880008 Remember the Super Nintendo? Or Famicom if you're a fucking weeaboo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:44:36 2015 No.12880012 >>12880005 >Tiny bit of chub >None of it in her tits This world ain't fair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:44:49 2015 No.12880013 >>12880009 And with that, all speculations are not fun anymore. >>12880008 Not as old as you'll feel when you get back pains from your new waifu's aggressive lovin'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:45:43 2015 No.12880016 >>12880012 That's because she's about 11 or 12 in that image.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:46:33 2015 No.12880017

So, assuming, disappointingly, no vast improvements to general health care and the human lifespan in the immediate future, most of us will likely live to sometime between 2070-2100. 2100 for the healthier among us, and 2070 realistically because there aren't any really healthy people among us.

So, what sort of technical advances do you think we might see by 2070?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:46:40 2015 No.12880018 >>12880012 Nigga she's perfect. Minuscule chub and modest breasts is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:46:58 2015 No.12880019 >>12880013 >Not as old as you'll feel when you get back pains from your new waifu's aggressive lovin'. Hey, my back may be stiff but so is my penis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:47:34 2015 No.12880020 >>12880016 >11 or 12 Isn't that image Bastet? A Goddess? She may look young, but I'd say she's far from it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:47:59 2015 No.12880021 File: 102 KB, 536x800, 1246934404804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Would you like to not wait til 2017 anon? I can send you over now if you like."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:48:21 2015 No.12880024 >>12880011 >Remember the SNES Who can EVER forget the SNES? >>12880013 Not as old as you'll feel when you get back pains from your new waifu's aggressive lovin'. Hey, living on the farm gives you some perks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:48:32 2015 No.12880025 File: 365 KB, 1113x1600, modest bust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880018 >modest breasts Yeah, nah. Nuggets are nice, but those haven't even reached nugget level.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:48:52 2015 No.12880027 >>12880017 I'm expecting electric cars to be common. >>12880021 You can do that? What's the catch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:49:12 2015 No.12880028 >>12880021 What's with 2017?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:49:49 2015 No.12880029 >>12880017 VR afterlives? Cure for cancer? World peace? Half-life 3? Android bodies? First contact? Catgirl pets? FTL travel? We get laid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:50:46 2015 No.12880031 >>12880021 What's the catch? There's always a catch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:51:17 2015 No.12880034 >>12880025 Are you a Holst or something? Hers are a very nice size, like a half handful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:51:28 2015 No.12880035 >>12880029 >Half-life 3 It will be a disappointment after so long. And all that other stuff is too far-fetched, no way is technology going to develop that far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:52:05 2015 No.12880037 >>12880024 So many fond memories with the SNES. Like getting my red wings in FF4.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:53:17 2015 No.12880038 >>12880029 >We get laid? That was in 2008 and it sucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:54:42 2015 No.12880039 >>12880034 >Are you a Holst or something? That'd be interesting, but no. Those really aren't even worth mentioning in my eyes, though the angle and low amount of shading detail might be messing with me..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:57:26 2015 No.12880042 >>12880039 Look at the profile. Those would fill her tiny hands and have something left to spill over.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:59:49 2015 No.12880046

>>12880027
>Electric Cars to be common
That is a very...conservative prediction.

>>12880029
>VR Afterlives
>Android Bodies
Possibly. Advances in neuro-computation are going pretty quickly. I'd like to go as far as say, copying your mind into a robotic, or perhaps clone body. But that seems even more unlikely.

As for android bodies themselves, well, there is progress in that area too. A recent symposium held on artificially created organs found that, when brought together, current projects and studies can account for about 70%-ish of a human as being capable of being artificially manufactured. Certainly looking good.

However recently I've come to question the very nature of human consciousness. What is it that makes us "Alive", or more precisely, "Awake"? Why do we see the world through our own eyes as we do? Process thoughts within an instant as we do? How is this consciousness created? Is it even possible to "Transfer" or "Copy" it? Fall asleep in one form, awake in another? Is there truly a "Soul", lurking somewhere within the human brain? Though even this, I've seen scientific progress on. A recent finding in neurobiology found what is basically a "Consciousness Killswitch". I forget what part of the brain it was, but a simple stimuli to it and bam, you're out like a light. Perhaps not even vaguely related to the more philosophical questions I've pondered lately, but it's an interesting finding.

>Cure for cancer?
Read some documentations on strides in that field. Mostly relating to manipulating and tricking cells into becoming simplistic enough that they lack the ability to become cancerous.

>World Peace?
>Half-life 3?
And here's where I laugh at you.

>First contact?
Seems more a matter of luck than anything at this point, though at least several possibly inhabitable worlds have been found. Whether they have any life remains to be seen.

>FTL Travel
There are a few working theories. They're just all absurdly expensive and highly impractical currently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:01:14 2015 No.12880049 >>12880046 >conservative Look at the world anon. Uncle Vlad and the Kebab will not let us have a fun world in the future.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:01:53 2015 No.12880054

>>12880029
Comment got too long to address

>Catgirl pets?
I've not heard anything in the area of such genetic manipulation. Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

It'd be nice if, in the future, we could all meet nice, open-minded girls, who fit our individual, waifu ideals, and that, technology willing, would submit themselves to genetic modification into MGs. Exceedingly improbable, but it'd be nice.
>inb4 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:02:47 2015 No.12880056 File: 476 KB, 640x1002, 1381668265605[2].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880054

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:04:10 2015 No.12880058 >>12880056 To be fair you could replace the word "Drugs" with pretty well absolutely anything.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:04:14 2015 No.12880059

>>12880042
>Those would fill her tiny hands
Who cares about hers? I want them to fill my man hands and they're not even close. It's okay to like small breasts, but the size of those isn't something someone that even likes normal-sized chests would go for.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:04:47 2015 No.12880060

>>12880046

>That is a very...conservative prediction.

Electric cars are flopping, companies are losing money with every unit sold and we are finding oil everywhere and gas prices are falling

Unless gov't force people to switch to electric, we may have gas cars for a while longer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:05:20 2015 No.12880063 >>12880058 But the war on drugs is bloody pointless, while the war on illiteracy is super-duper important!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:05:59 2015 No.12880065 >>12880058 Yeah, but the war on drugs is a huge waste of money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:06:20 2015 No.12880067 >>12880060 In Norway, people don't have to pay for charging electric cars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:06:28 2015 No.12880068 File: 79 KB, 590x846, 1402030865832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880059 >normal-sized I said modest, didn't I?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:07:05 2015 No.12880070

>>12880046
I've worried about that consciousness thing, but for teleportation theories. The destruction and reconstruction makes no difference to the world or relationships formed with others, as there is still the you they know, but a mind is a continuous chain of brain cells and electrical charges. Even copied perfectly, it's not you and you've died. As far as I believe at least.

>>12880054
Unless the stance on genetic engineering changes, I doubt there would be a way besides relying on changing 3DPD girls. Creating human-like beings has a boatload of ethical problems attached that would mire it for decades.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:08:15 2015 No.12880073

>>12880063
>>12880065
I thought the "I mean yeah, the war on drugs is extra pointless, but still", was implied.

>>12880060
Fair enough. Though it's not like finding oil everywhere is all that surprising really. "Non-renewable resource" is something of a misnomer in that case.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:08:24 2015 No.12880074 >>12880070 >As far as I believe No, that's the truth. Teleportation would kill you.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:13:14 2015 No.12880076

>>12880068
You also said they were a nice size when they're barely there in every metric but midget girl hands, but whatever. I'm not even sure what we're arguing about aside from the usual "flat chests are shit/the greatest" thing which is always terrible so I'm just going to leave you to enjoy your tiny-chested not-loli goddess thing.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:14:30 2015 No.12880077

>>12880073
We just like pointing out how much money is wasted on the war on drugs, how it could be directed elsewhere, and how the war on drugs is actually putting money in the hands of criminals.
The Kitsune don is a much richer vixen now thanks to that.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:18:52 2015 No.12880083

>>12880070
>Even copied perfectly, it's not you and you've died.

That would seem to be the case. Though again, I question why precisely. Why does the brain create such a unique and absolutely contained experience? Is there truly no way to copy or transfer the "Self"?

I doubt there's any way to actually know, until it's actually done. We build up the technology, copy a brain, and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:46:52 2015 No.12880118 File: 476 KB, 1200x2400, Heresy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877178 >>12877182 >>12877223 >>12877243 >>12877242 >>12877268

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:47:38 2015 No.12880122 >>12880118 You know you like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:54:58 2015 No.12880131 File: 102 KB, 456x500, slug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd nibble her antenna.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:55:30 2015 No.12880133 >>12880131 But anon, those are eyes too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:59:14 2015 No.12880139 >>12879852 Where are all the manticores?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 04:59:53 2015 No.12880141 >>12880139 At the "other party".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:03:28 2015 No.12880148 >>12880131 Slug girls are disgusting. Remove from the premises right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:04:02 2015 No.12880149 >>12880141 Oh, you mean the party in that deep, dark basement bar the 'Screaming Sailor'. Rough place, all the nastiest things hang out there. Really clean though, a Kikimora would be proud if they ever went near the place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:04:28 2015 No.12880151 >>12880141 Is that party also as fun as this one?>>12879852

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:04:46 2015 No.12880153 File: 548 KB, 600x600, Slug_Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880148 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:05:45 2015 No.12880154 >>12880149 Yup. >>12880151 Depends on what you like. It's a lot rowdier. And they sing songs with naughty lyrics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:06:15 2015 No.12880157 >>12880148 Anon, why do you have to be so Salty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:08:26 2015 No.12880162 >>12880154 >naughty lyrics >Semen Sally, semen~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:09:17 2015 No.12880165 >>12880153 >>12880157 Enjoy your mucus rape. Yuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:14:54 2015 No.12880175 >>12880165 >Not wanting your slug waifu to drizzle copious amounts of chunky mucus down your throat as she rapes you You some kinda gay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:17:43 2015 No.12880180 >>12880175 >chunky mucus down your throat Fuck that, there are tons of other MGs out there and you chose a slug? It can be tolerated if it is just a one-night stand. But having her as a waifu? NO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:21:26 2015 No.12880186 >>12880175 >dat cold, clammy mucus Gross. Would only hatefuck.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:22:32 2015 No.12880189

Y'know what's nice? Spice and Wolf.

Travelling merchant, all kinds of twisted, exciting adventures, and then, encountering a cute as all get-out Wolf Girl, who only makes your life all that more exciting as you go on adventures, fall in love, and in the end, settle down and start a family.

Could anything be better than that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:22:40 2015 No.12880190 File: 116 KB, 588x566, 1409677568910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880186 Why you gotta bully? I don't do it on purpose!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:22:47 2015 No.12880191 >>12880175 Depends on what it taste like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:23:41 2015 No.12880195 >>12880189 Holo a slut, she has too many husbandos on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:24:46 2015 No.12880198 >>12880190 You can't spell mucus without cum. Slug girls are super gross and I'd only touch them by irrumation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:26:10 2015 No.12880202 >>12880191 Snot and week old semen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:26:40 2015 No.12880203 >>12880195 That is the single most stupid thing I've heard in forever. Oh well, at least I got a laugh before bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:26:45 2015 No.12880204 >>12880202 Then why do the French eat them as a delicacy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:27:54 2015 No.12880205 >>12880203 Holo gets imaginary fucked by more people than the slutty tiger from The Spider & The Fly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:28:18 2015 No.12880206 >>12880198 >>12880202 At least sloppy seconds-kun should love them, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:29:01 2015 No.12880208 >>12880204 >Why do french enjoy the taste of snot and week old semen Gee, I wonder why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:29:33 2015 No.12880209 >>12880208 Well why do they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:30:08 2015 No.12880211 >>12880205 And the fact that you put any sort of stake in the imaginations of other people relating to something which they have no involvement in, is both stupid and hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:31:16 2015 No.12880212 >>12880211 Didn't you watch the Imaginationland Trilogy? Imaginary things are real. The fact that you think I'm serious is stupid but not at all hilarious

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:32:33 2015 No.12880215

>>12879409
>Wake up
>take out math workbook
>solve a few hundred problems
>eat breakfast
>solve workbook again
>eat lunch
>solve workbook again
>oh boy. cram school time. yay.
>Kumiho-Bus Driver greets me
>Go to cram school
>study for 6 hours
>go home
>eat cold dinner

such is life in MG seoul

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:33:49 2015 No.12880216 >>12880212 I'm just tired man. Everything is stupid and hilarious. You're the only one who responded to the Spice and Wolf thing, everyone else is talking about slugs and cum. I'd say that's as good a cue as any for sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:33:56 2015 No.12880217 >>12880215 Why do they work so hard when they get nothing out of it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:35:07 2015 No.12880218 File: 640 KB, 2560x1600, 1394390470047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880216 Wet dreams, anon-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:35:49 2015 No.12880219 Because studying is the only way up and since everyone else is doing it, if you dont do it, you lag in comoarison to others

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:37:09 2015 No.12880221 >>12880219 But why is it that people in South Korea NEED to study so hard? Or in Asia in general?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:37:59 2015 No.12880224 >>12880216 Horo took a dozen wolf cocks, didn't she? What a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:38:43 2015 No.12880225 >>12880218 I want to work out with Horo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Y3F81P5Nk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:38:58 2015 No.12880226 >>12880224 THAT NEVER HAPPENED

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:39:22 2015 No.12880227 >>12880221 Cause korea hates small buisnessrs if you want to live an even moderatly decent life you have to enroll at the top colleges and work your ass of 24/7 kissing tje asses of everyone who are in a higher position than you

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:39:26 2015 No.12880228

>>12880221
Because everyone else is. It's like in the Japanese animes where people fail to get into any university at all without studying like hell.

Then once they're in uni they have to study like hell. Finally once they manage to graduate they get to enter the job market as some kind of soulless salary-man drone where 16 hour workdays are the norm.

Visiting Japan would be nice. Living there? Not so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:40:59 2015 No.12880230 >>12880227 >>12880228 Asia sucks. My university life is chill as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:42:10 2015 No.12880233 >>12880228 mah nigga. Its way worse in korea Going to cram school all day erry day coming home to do homework and study sleep wake up homework cram school repeat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:44:51 2015 No.12880237 >>12880226 But there was even a doujin about it! That means it's true!

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:46:03 2015 No.12880239

>>12880224
If you're asking about that scene in the show where she had to ask the local wolf gods for passage, she got on her hands and knees and begged, they didn't fuck her. But if you're referring to her multiple sex partners before the show then yes, she is a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:48:18 2015 No.12880243 >>12880239 >she got on her hands and knees and begged, they didn't fuck her >assumed the doggy style bestiality position >they didn't fuck her Sure, that's what she said.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:48:33 2015 No.12880244 >>12880239 I would still a Horo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:49:36 2015 No.12880246 >>12880237 It sounds like you want to fight me, are you ready to wrestle? It sounds like you're hankerin for some wrestlin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:50:47 2015 No.12880248 File: 430 KB, 700x1006, 1404071489789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880246 Osu! Wrassle me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:53:51 2015 No.12880251 File: 44 KB, 429x750, 1399553120247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880246 No mang, I'ma rassle your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:54:03 2015 No.12880252 >>12880248 Dem chesticles

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:54:19 2015 No.12880253 Would the life of a rugged prisoner change in any way if monstergirls were real?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:54:45 2015 No.12880255
File: 177 KB, 819x579, 5435af78963222f939636d06b5d934ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>No Centaur Knight
>Is allergic to injustice and dispenses justice to combat this

>"What's that, citizen? Your purity has been compromised?"
>"Y-yes, Sir Knight. The lamia who runs the fruit stand on the corner! She...she..."
>"Say no more, citizen! No injustice is done with impunity! I shall detain her so that you may do to her in turn!"
>"...Wait, what?"
>"As she violated you, you shall violate her!"
>"That's not really what I want-"
>"You have no concept of justice!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:54:50 2015 No.12880256 >>12880253 More hugs and kisses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:55:22 2015 No.12880258 >>12880248 >Being set up in a match against a Wurm by your Tanuki manager for Monster Girl Wrestling Federation. Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:56:06 2015 No.12880259 >>12880258 Attack her ears with your tongue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:56:22 2015 No.12880260 >>12880251 Woah, where's that right hand going? Bad dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:57:22 2015 No.12880264 >>12880256 What if he's grumpy and antisocial as fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:58:27 2015 No.12880265 >>12880264 Then he gets extra hugs and kisses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:59:08 2015 No.12880267 Does anyone remember YANDERE FIGHTER a few threads back? Would appreciate if someone libked me to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 05:59:58 2015 No.12880268 >>12880255 I-I want to hold sir knight's hand

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:03:35 2015 No.12880270 >>12880258 >Monster Girl Wrestling Federation But that's just live porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:04:01 2015 No.12880271 >>12880268 That's some hard talk mister, you'll end up married if you keep that up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:04:44 2015 No.12880273 File: 133 KB, 800x632, 12346732532342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880255 Centaur Knights are olev as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:05:26 2015 No.12880274 >>12880270 With a lot of ham and chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:07:35 2015 No.12880275 File: 80 KB, 663x748, centaur paladin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880268 That is not justice. But it is a distinct possibility if you are truly a virtuous and pious man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:09:38 2015 No.12880278 File: 576 KB, 639x909, 1736467434343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880275 So pure~ I want to give her my favor before her jousting match.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:10:38 2015 No.12880280 >>12880278 Karen vs Mamma Cerea, who wins?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:18:58 2015 No.12880287 [DELETED]

File: 293 KB, 950x1250, centaur knight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Rely on me. If that which threatens passes me? Rely on your sword. If your sword is unable to deter them? Rely on your shield. If your shield is bypassed? Rely on your armor. If you armor is pierced? Rely on God. If God does intervene?

Then it is truly your time and I shall meet you again in paradise, [/spoiler]my love.[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:21:11 2015 No.12880289 Centaurs are the only monstergirls that would actually improve if they where just humans

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:21:22 2015 No.12880290 >>12880287 10/10 honorable knight waifu, would go into battle with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:22:58 2015 No.12880292 >>12880265 Even if he tried to strangle whoever touched him with his shackles?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:23:45 2015 No.12880295 >>12880292 That would just increase the amount. Even if the hugs and kisses had to come from an Oni.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:24:44 2015 No.12880299 >>12880239 >submissive female wolf gets on her knees with ass in the air assuming breeding position >dominant alpha male didn't fuck her to prove his position to his pack That denial

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:27:05 2015 No.12880302 >>12880290 Seems like a lot of work just to get access to horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:28:27 2015 No.12880305 >>12880271 It'll be worth it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:28:38 2015 No.12880306 >>12880302 It's about more than horse pussy Anon, it's about a stern, honorable Centaur Knight waifu who woos you after winning some tournament.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:28:45 2015 No.12880307 >>12880302 You mean you wouldn't charge into a battlefield where a few outnumbered Lizards are defending human boys from P'Orc raiders, riding a Centaur?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:30:01 2015 No.12880313 >>12880302 HORSE CLOTHED PAIZURI

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:41:06 2015 No.12880326

>>12880273
>Belly flopping onto enemy tortoises
Warfare at its finest.

>>12880268
You'll never lure Sir Knight into an alleyway with promises of opportunities to dispense JUSTICE. You'll never corner her and steal a kiss from her lips, and smirk as she blushes
>She'll never push you against the wall
>"I-It's justice, okay!? I-It's not like I want to kiss you or anything, this is just because you did it to me"
>You nod and await your Justice
>After she's done awkwardly making out with you, insisting after each kiss that Justice still wasn't served properly, you'll never hand her a homemade lunch, because you know she doesn't get to eat as she partolls the streets
>She'll never promise to make you lunch back, "F-for justice!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:42:22 2015 No.12880328 >>12880326 A relationship of equivalent exchange? Oh my how absolutely JUST.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:44:19 2015 No.12880329 >>12880328 Have fun eating horse pussy for hours each day to give her an equivalent amount of orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:45:23 2015 No.12880335 >>12880329 All according to keikaku, right Squire Shota?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:45:32 2015 No.12880336 >>12880329 Or you could just be a man and learn endurance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:47:20 2015 No.12880338 >>12880326 How would Sir Knight react if another MG started to hit on you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:48:34 2015 No.12880339 >>12880338 Uncharacteristically injustly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:49:42 2015 No.12880340 >>12880338 With the righteous fury of a woman scorned.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 06:50:28 2015 No.12880341

>>12880338

YOU HAVE TRANSGRESSED AGAINST YOURSELF AND OTHERS WITH YOUR ATTEMPT AT LURING MY LOVED ONE INTO INFIDELITY!

I publicly challenge you to a duel! As I am a righteous and fair individual I shall allow you to choose the details and intricacies of our encounter! I shall show mercy if you capitulate now and swear to not bypass your grounds again, but if you accept my challenge then I shall show no mercy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:04:51 2015 No.12880349 >>12879928 My birthday isn't for another 5 months and you had better get out of here before my waifu gets home and finds you; you dumb slut.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:17:03 2015 No.12880365

>>12880255

>Marry a Centaur Knight
>She quickly bids you to ride upon her back as she whisks you away to the honeymoon
>It's a lovely, humble little cottage on the outskirts of civilization
>She firmly instructs you to seat yourself upon the bed
>She kneels before you
>Calmly removes her armor and any clothing she has, folding her arm across to her chest and hugging her breasts closely to her body in an apparent display of submission.
>"Husband. It's your choice. Be gentle with me? And then I shall, in turn, be gentle with you. Be rough? I shall, in turn, be rough."
>She smiles lovingly, blushing. "That's justice, isn't it? Because I love you, I shall let you choose."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:18:31 2015 No.12880367 >>12880365 Troublesome. As a Centaur, she deserves no less than the roughest a man can be, but what would that mean for the man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:20:54 2015 No.12880371 >>12880367 Horseplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:29:16 2015 No.12880387 >>12880371 Now, hold your horses, anon. What does that entail for his pelvis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:30:50 2015 No.12880391 >>12880387 They'll probably just hoof around a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:35:15 2015 No.12880399 >>12880391 I wonder how much stamina you need to fuck your waifu until she moans herself horse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:36:24 2015 No.12880402 >>12880399 A neck's length less than to make her senses gallop away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:37:54 2015 No.12880403 >>12880367 >You're as absolutely rough as possible >Because of her sturdy centaur body and experience in combat, she still thinks you for 'Being gentle and loving to a naive virgin' such as herself >Then she rides you like an animal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:39:01 2015 No.12880405 >>12880402 Those are just metaphors. You're not being very punny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:40:30 2015 No.12880406 >>12880405 Look at you prancing around all high and mighty. Horses just aren't very funny, you know? Unless you name your race horse Soon To Be Metwurst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:46:39 2015 No.12880414 File: 442 KB, 895x637, mgcdating.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Online dating in Monstergirl City

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:49:18 2015 No.12880417 >>12880414 Neither messages are good >Radiohead >Joy division He probably put both those shitty bands there as bait, so that he could instantly filter any one who bites the bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:49:33 2015 No.12880418 >>12880414 >BOY >not BOYA Please rectify.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 07:51:21 2015 No.12880421 >>12880414 >Online dating

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:11:55 2015 No.12880421,1 You guys are on thin fucking ice right now. Keep this shit up and you will see my wrath

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:13:30 2015 No.12880450 >>12880421 >Go for a blind date >She's your favorite monster species >But she's tubby >But she baked you cookies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:15:33 2015 No.12880455 >>12880450 >But she's tubby But that's a plus. >Chubby Troll with big boobs, a huge butt, a soft belly, and a knack for baking >Chubby Yeti who just wants to cuddle all day long when you're off >Chubby Nekomata who only wants to be pampered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:18:41 2015 No.12880455,1 >>12880421,1 What are you gonna do? Fap to their waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:22:55 2015 No.12880462 >>12880455 Why not all three? With you, on the same sofa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:23:29 2015 No.12880462,1 >>12880455,1 dude thats disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:23:56 2015 No.12880465 >>12880403 >centaur body >Then she rides you like an animal The definition of snu-snu never was so truthful as now.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:25:09 2015 No.12880467

>>12880450
Eat cookies, wind up watching movies/and playing vidya. Then lament our tubbiness together, wind up fucking for exercise, but instead we're both tired and breathless far too early.

Make second date plans that includes going to a gym.

Waifu acquired.

Neat thing is, girls with the best asses and tits tend to be those that were chubby/tubby and then slimmed down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:26:52 2015 No.12880467,1 >>12880455,1 No I will send the Janman on them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:27:26 2015 No.12880470 File: 471 KB, 1000x1500, Centaur cowgirling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880465 Behold!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:27:35 2015 No.12880472 >>12880465 Don't worry, she'd do reverse cowgirl. Happily flaunting her hindquarters toward you as she slams them repeatedly up and down on your crotch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:30:49 2015 No.12880478 >>12880417 Since it's an anon, I don't think he meant the bands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:32:07 2015 No.12880479 File: 19 KB, 480x360, snu snu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880472 Life, indeed, was very good to me. I happily leave this plan to see the persons I love. I hope whom stays only hold good memories from me.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:34:00 2015 No.12880481

>>12880470
>Horsepussy
It's shit and it will always be shit. Look at that position. You need to be largehuge to fuck her like that, and still hold her in your arms, and kiss her.

>>12880478
I meant that the guy in the image probably put those bands in there to bait out shitty online partners. I didn't mean that the anon who posted that image put those bands in there to bait us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:36:26 2015 No.12880488 >>12880470 >>12880481 >Centaur doing a shota. That's a really big onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:37:27 2015 No.12880488,1 why was this ever on /a/ in the first place? this feels more like a /co/ thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:37:39 2015 No.12880491 >>12880488 Worst part is that he seems to be enjoying it. That shota has not been skipping his milk.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:40:37 2015 No.12880501

>>12880479
>snu snu
It just occurred to me that this means Fry got Laid. Homer from the simpsons gets laid. Peter from family guy gets laid. All the MCs from the bigger western cartoons get laid whereas in anime, MC's almost never get laid. Is the west more lewd that japan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:42:15 2015 No.12880503 >>12880501 Not in general. Maybe except France.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:42:28 2015 No.12880504 >>12880501 >this means Fry got Laid Fry gets laid lots of times during the series and prior to it. >Is the west more lewd that japan? Hell no, Japan makes the best porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:44:33 2015 No.12880509 >>12880504 >>12880503 When it comes to mainstream entertainment though, Nipland seems more virginal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:45:56 2015 No.12880510 >>12880509 You only mentioned western cartoons aimed at adults. I'm pretty sure Spongebob is both a virgin and mainstream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:47:45 2015 No.12880512 >>12880510 >Aimed at adults I guess you have a good point there, I never considered them very adult though, so it slipped my mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:47:51 2015 No.12880513 >>12880414 As it should be. I for one would invite the Manticore over in heartbeat. Maybe the lizardgirl can come watch and cry as she shlicks to my depraved vagcrazy ahegao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:48:47 2015 No.12880515 File: 59 KB, 700x440, ostrov_0137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880504 >Japan makes the best porn Agreed. (And can be more weirder than danish porn of 70's)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:48:52 2015 No.12880516 >>12880503 >France Post those super lewd gifs again, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:50:16 2015 No.12880518 >>12880515 >danish porn of the 70's Vikings and Legos? >>12880516 W-what's this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:54:30 2015 No.12880521 >>12880515 Desire to breed with intensifies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:54:41 2015 No.12880523 goddamn this is such a disgusting fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:55:19 2015 No.12880525 >>12880518 Think in real lolis, horses and dogs. (to tell the truth think in the whole farm!!!)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:55:45 2015 No.12880526 >>12880523 >this is such a disgusting fetish What is? Horse pussy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:56:17 2015 No.12880527 >>12880526 this whole brony thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:56:21 2015 No.12880528 >>12880470 I prefer milky white horses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:56:51 2015 No.12880530 >>12880526 Or human pussy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:56:56 2015 No.12880531 >>12880525 >the whole farm Happiest nation in the world for a reason I guess. >>12880527 Well then stop going to /mlp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:57:34 2015 No.12880533 File: 400 KB, 738x1715, perfection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880528 Brown girls are the best because of the contrast between their skin and the white cum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:58:04 2015 No.12880535 >>12880531 it doesnt do any good avoiding it when its going to be on /jp/ anyway does it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:59:05 2015 No.12880537 >>12880533 Anubis a shit. Pharaoh a shit, and not even a Monster Girl Scarab an OK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 08:59:17 2015 No.12880539 >>12880533 That's a Chimera Ant and not an Anubis, isn't it? >>12880535 So you having a giggle or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:00:31 2015 No.12880542 >>12880539 i dont understand whats having a giggle can you dumb it down for me? im nlt very good with brittish expressions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:01:21 2015 No.12880543 >>12880542 I'm starting to feel like I'm biting on some bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:02:02 2015 No.12880544 >>12880543 dude im just asking geez you dont have to be so rude

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:03:02 2015 No.12880547 File: 216 KB, 575x491, 1415122780166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880544

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:03:07 2015 No.12880548

>>12880535
>Brony on /jp/
Anon the only reason to be on /jp/ is /mgt/. Who cares if ponyfags infect the rest of the board. What are they going to do? Post anthropomorphisised versions of their waifu? So we laugh at them for liking horsepussy, like we already do when centaurs are brought up.

They post their actual ponies? Janet deletes their shit for irrelevance, like she does for all the other crap we retards shitfight about.

>>12880544
But now I see you're bait and my rational answers are unneeded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:05:02 2015 No.12880553 >>12880547 idgi >>12880548 yeah /jp/ is shit but you dont have tp go so far as to call my genuine posts bait god you people are rude fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:05:45 2015 No.12880555 >>12880533 Same reason girls with blue or grey skin are great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:10:43 2015 No.12880564 >>12880533 >>12880555 Just as blue or gray skin is exotic to humans, brown skin is exotic in a lot of countries, so the fetish with the delicious caramel coating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:11:24 2015 No.12880566 File: 99 KB, 1024x908, fluffylove.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need some mofumofu to keep me warm on these cold winter days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:12:32 2015 No.12880568 File: 88 KB, 768x1024, 1393884802069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880566 Sweatermofumofu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:16:50 2015 No.12880578 >>12880566 >>12880568 Why is there no pregnant mofumofu Don't you all want to be covered in mofumofu from daughteru cuddles

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:17:57 2015 No.12880579 >>12880566 >tfw it's summer and it's hot as shit Fuck this hemisphere, I want snow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:18:54 2015 No.12880583 >>12880578 >pregnant We have hardly any pregnant girls as it is.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:26:09 2015 No.12880590
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>>12880583
It's weird how a totally domestic fantasy like MG's doesn't attract pregnancy art but tiny plastic doll pregnancy is the hottest thing ever. Maybe it's just too pedestrian?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:27:39 2015 No.12880593 >>12880590 Every man should have the right to see their waifu knocked up with their child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:27:51 2015 No.12880594 >>12880583 A lot of guys find pregnancy disgusting. Like, once a woman starts to round out they won't fuck them. It's strange.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:29:15 2015 No.12880597 >>12880594 >A lot of guys find pregnancy disgusting These people are afraid to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:35:08 2015 No.12880608 File: 2.90 MB, 1075x600, Its bait.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880553

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:38:21 2015 No.12880614 >>12880594 >A lot of guys find pregnancy disgusting Time of pregnancy is time for cuddles for me, but cuddles only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:38:42 2015 No.12880617 File: 278 KB, 750x925, 41506410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880597 I want to impregnate so bad. I even tried donating sperm but they wouldn't take it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:41:16 2015 No.12880622 >>12880617 Man, I know this guy is trying to make something cute. But god damn.

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2.HEALTH
A 100% natty body that zyzz himself would be proud of. No trace of fat except in her chests and bottom. Expect her to have a near perfect body. She places HEALTH at a high regard so expect to go the gym with her very often. Though tiring at first it's worth the haul just for seeing her happy face. She also believes in sound body and sound mind, being your gym coach and your tutor at the same time.

3.Church-goer
A very pious member of her religion expect to go to church with her often. Though you may not like it, at least they give free delicious pizza. She is an amazing cook, and her cooking is the BEST you have tasted. Ever. She follows her religion very strictly, though never forcing it on you. Expect to have a large social circle of pretty laid back church goers who you can help you with a lot of things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:50:00 2015 No.12880633 >>12880630 Dark Valkyrie, and 5. Now hurry up with it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:50:42 2015 No.12880634 >>12880630 Bonnet tipper Cheshire. Could be much, much worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:51:28 2015 No.12880635 >>12880630 Chimaera, 5. Chimaeras are great but 5 is an unknown.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:52:23 2015 No.12880637 >>12880630 >Dark Elf >4 Oh this is bad isn't it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:54:06 2015 No.12880642 >>12880637 Lets hope for your sake that 4 isn't yandere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:55:03 2015 No.12880647 >>12880642 Yeah, let's hope it's S-dere.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:58:22 2015 No.12880653

>>12880630
4.Scholar
The very characterization of an intellectual. She often gets lost in piles of books, cuddling with you as you both read in the silence. Shy at first and with a quiet voice, she is a very gentle person. Blushing even from handholding she is very weak against romance. She is a very fun person to talk to and talking to her never gets boring. Expect the most vanilla of the most vanilla relationship with her.

5.Innawoods
She loves the great outdoors. In fact during most of her free time, she sets up plans for camping and such. Expect to spend lots of time with her hiking, setting up camp and having a fun time outside. She loves to ucddle up to you, in your embrace, next to the campfire watching the sun set. Expect to spend lots of comfy nights with her eating smores next to the fire while getting drunk as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:59:19 2015 No.12880654 >>12880630 Scholar Dormouse. v

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:59:45 2015 No.12880656 >>12880653 >Innawoods >Dark Valkyrie Ode to Joy intensifies.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:00:19 2015 No.12880660 >>12880653 >Scholar Dark elf Well I guess it isn't too awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:00:37 2015 No.12880662 >>12880630 A church-going danuki I'm not sure how to feel about this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:01:42 2015 No.12880665 >>12880662 Oy vey, you gonna get circumcised.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:03:45 2015 No.12880668 >>12880657 WELL I GUESS NOW I HAVE TO GET THAT BOX WHAT'S IN IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:04:43 2015 No.12880670 >>12880665 But I'm already am, so I think I'm safe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:08:55 2015 No.12880677 >>12880455 You and I are friends now

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:10:03 2015 No.12880682

>>12880668
YANDERE SURPRISE!
Apparently a yandere had contacted us and 'requested' us to pair you with her! A Yandere with a 1.6 classification on the yandere scale
( see >>12878528 for clarification) she decided to move next to you. She visits you everyday while you're at work/college cleaning your house and taking a few 'goodies' to her house. She will do her utmost best to keep you happy and considers you as her husband. Expect alot of drugging, sleep rape etc. Standard yandere behavior

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:23:24 2015 No.12880702 >>12880630 >>12880653 >Hobgoblin >5

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:24:49 2015 No.12880705 >You will never show your daughteru snow for the first time >She'll never play in it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:26:45 2015 No.12880707 >>12880653 >>12880635 >Innawoods Chimera. 10/10 dating site, would recommend to friends and family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:27:56 2015 No.12880708 >>12880705 Let's build a snowman~ We can make him our best friend~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:30:11 2015 No.12880712 File: 173 KB, 850x850, The Carpet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:30:48 2015 No.12880714 >>12880712 This is why you don't shave the wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:32:54 2015 No.12880720 >>12880712 Holy shit that bush LEWD HOT LEWD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:33:44 2015 No.12880721 >>12880630 >Vampire >2 "Do you even lift, mortal?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:35:40 2015 No.12880726 Edgey Green Text now pastebinned. http://pastebin.com/gCCJhxJ7 >>12880630 >Innawoods Merrow. Makes sense I guess. Looks like I'm a beach bum now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:35:46 2015 No.12880727 >>12880721 Yes please~ I want to fuck her abs and cum into her navel as she sucks my blood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:36:03 2015 No.12880728 >>12880721 That's a trick question, if you say yes, she'll reply >NOT ENOUGH! and if you say no >YOU WILL SOON! Jock Vampires are jerks. Dio has taught me this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:36:56 2015 No.12880731 >>12880630 >HEALTH Dryad [Weary Chuckle] >>12880720 >You will never splatter seed all over that bush >You will never be able to get her off by dipping a finger into her and rubbing the bush, getting her to involuntarily kick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:37:02 2015 No.12880732 >>12880705 >Dog Daughteru sticks face in snow >See her tail wag >Her head pops up, pure white from being covered in snow >She starts panting, her tongue now the only non white color on her face now HNNNNNNNNG

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:38:40 2015 No.12880734 File: 604 KB, 789x1039, 1411107706246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880728 >not wanting Dia to pose fabulously in a mirror-filled bedroom It's like you don't want to masturbate furiously or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:40:15 2015 No.12880737 >>12880455 Hell, any soft chubby would be great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:41:34 2015 No.12880737,1 holy shit just look at these roleplaying dorks pumps cuckcannon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:41:37 2015 No.12880744 File: 1.23 MB, 566x800, 1402242617532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880734 >MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! >You can't ever make me climax like this! >Ah... >WRYYY~!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:43:52 2015 No.12880754 >>12880653 >Scholar Slime I'm okay with this. Slime with the brains and ingenuity to be interesting with her malleable body. Ah, but then again, vanilla slime. Well, I'm okay with this all in all.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:45:11 2015 No.12880756

>>12880732
>>12880705
>>12880708

>You will never show your daughteru snow for the first time
>She'll never dart away in glee, running through the snow as you calmly follow her around
>She'll never suddenly trip and faceplant on the snow
>You'll never run up to her and pick her up in your arms, worried that she might've gotten hurt somewhere
>You'll never instead be met with a patch of snow covering her face completely, her eyes being the only visible part of her face as she blinks in surprise for a couple of seconds
>She'll never then giggle in happiness and raise her little arms up in the air, telling you that she loves snow now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:45:29 2015 No.12880758 >>12880744 Imagine fem Dio being yandere for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:46:27 2015 No.12880759 >>12880758 >I intend to live fabulously forever... with you by my side! I am 110% okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:46:29 2015 No.12880760 >>12880754 Being a scholar slime would be hell though, she'd ruin all the books unless you got her some with laminated pages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:47:16 2015 No.12880764 File: 149 KB, 600x592, 1412910669458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880566 >tfw there is no mofumofu litter to make your days worth to live.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:47:45 2015 No.12880764,1 really sorry about bumping this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:48:14 2015 No.12880769 >>12880744 I bet she'd love to bring you to orgasm with just her pinky, or a toenail, or really anything. That's my fetish. Just cumming buckets as a smug girl milks me condescendingly but lovingly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:48:23 2015 No.12880770 >>12880732 >snow gets so high that the only thing you can see is her tail as she digs through the snow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:48:57 2015 No.12880774 >>12880630 Scholar Lich Talk about redundant.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:49:08 2015 No.12880775

>>12880760
>Scholar
I imagine she'd be good with magic maybe she could freeze her body or something, or make herself hard and gelatinous so that she doesn't loose her slime. Or maybe I could lie down and read with her, holding to book up and turning the pages for her. Actually that sounds really cute.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:49:24 2015 No.12880777

>>12880758

>Where do you think you're going!?
>Do you think the Sun will stop me, Dia!?
>You think you can escape!?
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>ZA WARUDO
>Now, Anon, you and I will spend this one moment of time together, forever.
>Don't worry, my darling little pet, when time resumes, you'll have already orgasmed your brains out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:51:40 2015 No.12880784 >>12880760 Gloves and a pair of chopsticks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:52:28 2015 No.12880786 >>12880775 She'd have her hands free to just shyly cuddle as you turn the pages for her, and eventually it'd just be you reading by yourself as she's fallen asleep on your chest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:54:24 2015 No.12880791 >>12880784 Or you could do this. but it's boring practical and not cute at all.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:55:33 2015 No.12880793

>>12880630
Red Oni
2

So I'm stuck with the monstergirl equivalent of a fucking jock? This is shit. I just want to laze around and play vidya, not have to deal with some insecure drunk's obsession with lifting.

I also notice that KC needs to update her art. This is really early stuff compared to his recent artwork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:56:00 2015 No.12880795 >>12880775 >Or maybe I could lie down and read with her, holding to book up and turning the pages for her. Perfect. Actually that made me have a similar thought about a Lamia but only with coiling/hugs next to the fireplace. Maximum levels of comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:56:25 2015 No.12880796 >>12880791 A klutzy meganekko Slime wearing gloves and using a pair of chopsticks to carefully turn the pages of a book is not cute to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:58:32 2015 No.12880802 >>12880777 >just minding your own business watching TV >suddenly your pants are down and you're cumming all over the sofa Hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:59:24 2015 No.12880803 >>12880796 >We need to be careful with these books honey! The Hermit Librarian is a big meanie! >>12880802 >feeling all the pleasure rush you at once Ahegao guaranteed every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:59:52 2015 No.12880806 >>12880796 It's cute I guess, but it's not comfy. Not as comfy as me lying with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:00:45 2015 No.12880808 >>12880806 Then get in her belly and benefit by learning through osmosis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:01:05 2015 No.12880810 >>12880803 >can't go outside without of hoodie and shades because she keeps posting the photos on the net and you're a top MG porn star

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:01:25 2015 No.12880811 >>12880802 >all while she poses stupidly shouting WRRRRYYYYY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:03:17 2015 No.12880814 >>12880808 >Every full moon she mysteriously gains a Scottish accent, and screams for you to 'GET IN MAH BELLAY' Please, no

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:05:11 2015 No.12880815

>>12880803
>Watching TV
>You suddenly orgasm so hard that you lose unconciousness, your mind a white slate of pleasure.

>going outside shopping for books
>Suddenly incredible orgasm
>Ahegao in public and cream your pants
>Drop to the floor after cumming so hard and losing all strength
>Drool for a while lost in the orgasmic haze

Timestop is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:05:47 2015 No.12880817 >>12880811 >Damn it honey not again, can you please not pose infront of the TV

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:07:37 2015 No.12880821 >>12880815 Timestop a best, even if I'd prefer being the stopper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:08:23 2015 No.12880823 >>12880821 Then obtain Star Platinum and give her the D while the world stands still.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:08:51 2015 No.12880824 >>12880815 Shit like this makes me want a gender swaped Stopman with a succubus or manticore raping men in the name of justice. Totally not for pleasure or anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:09:48 2015 No.12880824,1 >>12880488,1 it belongs on /d/ its just a fetish dixscusssion

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:11:46 2015 No.12880829 File: 191 KB, 638x913, Nosey bidness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880622

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:12:28 2015 No.12880830 >>12880821 Time stopping Kikimora when? She is the perfect maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:13:00 2015 No.12880831 >>12880829 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:13:10 2015 No.12880832 >>12880829 Adorable.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:13:22 2015 No.12880833

>>12880823
>timestopping couple
>At the middle of a lecture
>Wife timestops and rapes the everloving shit out of you
>You cream yourself and fall to the floor cumming straight for a few minutes

>Wife shopping in public
>timestop
>Fuck her for several hours straight, get a burger from macdonalds, recahrge and fuck her again for a couple hours.
>get dressed and resume time again
>A loud erotic moan could be heard as your wife drops down her legs and arms twitching every few seconds
>this was revenge for earlier

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:13:26 2015 No.12880834 File: 38 KB, 388x479, 388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buzz

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:14:23 2015 No.12880836 >>12880833 Excellent, proceed in more detail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:14:37 2015 No.12880837 >>12880830 Sakuya escaped the scarlet devil mansion and became a kikimora?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:14:41 2015 No.12880838 >>12880829 What's with tumblr and their fucking Mario noses?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:14:59 2015 No.12880840 >>12880833 Best couple. >>12880834 No, not the bees. Eaeargh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:15:27 2015 No.12880836,1 >>12880824,1 it belongs on /jp/ because mods and jannie agreed so you can't complain ya freakin tosser the staff can make whatever the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck they like and your just a little bitch you can't decide anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:16:44 2015 No.12880843 >>12880834 Otoha a cute. Werecat Wakana when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:16:45 2015 No.12880840,1 pure degeneracy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:17:00 2015 No.12880844 >>12880837 Honestly, you could drop the SDM crew in Monster Girl city and they would fit in perfectly. God have mercy on the man they hire as a butler

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:18:14 2015 No.12880846 File: 529 KB, 1280x959, Dat Yao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880838 You should see the original version of this. I'm sure someone that is not me will post it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:19:00 2015 No.12880846,1 biggest thread on /jp/ rofl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:19:00 2015 No.12880849 >>12880840 How about HORNETS?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:19:19 2015 No.12880850

>>12880833
>During sex
>It's just the 2 of you timestopping and raoing the fucking the other for hours and resuming time over and over and over again. In fact you only have sex in real time for about a few seconds. The rest is ahegaoing as you endlessly come in her womb while she leglocks you from the intensiveness of the orgasm. Everytime you have sex, she has heart pupils for at least a few days straight. Until you fucked her so hard that she had permanent heart pupils. Damn you were proud of yourself for that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:19:36 2015 No.12880851 >>12880849 Marble Hornets maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:21:56 2015 No.12880855 >>12880849 TOMMY GUN GRENADE BIKINI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:22:18 2015 No.12880856 >>12880838 >Get raped by a MG with a Mario nose >Right before it happens she says "Let's-a go!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:23:01 2015 No.12880857 >>12880855 Pain please go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:23:13 2015 No.12880858 >>12880851 Whats so special about those?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:23:44 2015 No.12880860 >>12880844 >Lazy Dragon Gate Guard >Sickly Witch and Her Succubi helper. >Time-stopping Kikimora Maid >Arrogant loli-vampire and her slightly crazy little sister.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:23:48 2015 No.12880861

>>12880844
He'd be fine unless he went too close to Flandre's room, or Remilia got excited and took too much blood, or a pile of Patchy's books fell on him. Actually he's fucked whatever he does.
>>12880850
>Until you fucked her so hard that she had permanent heart pupils.
Damn it that's stupid but it's the kind of stupid I love. Heart pupils are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:24:15 2015 No.12880863 >>12880858 You don't know what that is? Don't google it, or Slender's gonna get you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:24:24 2015 No.12880864 >>12880009 its all the main NPCs from PSO2 pre-episode 3 the whole discussion about rivals from it was funny though since the pink haired guy ends up being one of the big bads

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:24:58 2015 No.12880866 >>12880630 >dark elf >1 how but i want this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:25:18 2015 No.12880868 >>12880863 Hornets! is way scarier than a bit of creepypasta, guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:25:58 2015 No.12880869 >>12880834 who is this so cute would inseminate and run away with

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:27:59 2015 No.12880875 >>12880861 >Loli-witch Patchy >Anon, why are you laying under my books? >:Incoherent wheezing: >Ok, just be sure to put them away when are done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:28:20 2015 No.12880877 >>12880869 http://myanimelist.net/character/80433/Otoha_Takanashi Timid moe best moe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:30:09 2015 No.12880879 File: 381 KB, 1000x1412, 1420527304085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:30:14 2015 No.12880881 File: 288 KB, 800x600, 1401995026200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880868 If you're so big and brave, why don't you keep an eye on her?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:30:49 2015 No.12880882

>>12880875
>You're stuck under those books for 2 days without food or water
>You only manage to escape when Marisa comes to steal some books and has mercy on you
Working in that place you'd want to become an incubus for the monster strength as quickly as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:31:29 2015 No.12880883 >>12880875 >>Loli-witch Patchy Patchu is best as a chubster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:32:50 2015 No.12880887 >>12880879 Why yes, yes I would. I would also ask her to princess carry me around so I could show my tongue at people safely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:32:58 2015 No.12880889 >>12880879 Would let her have a go at my metal slime/10.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:34:52 2015 No.12880892

>>12880882
>Eating food for first time in days.

>Suddenly Kiki-Sakuya

>Anon, you are falling dangerously far behind in your duties. Please hurry up or I will be forced to take drastic measures.

>Tell her how you were trapped under books for two da-

>Why are you on the roof and where are your pants?

>>12880883
You act like she cant be a pudgy patchy loli

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:34:53 2015 No.12880893 File: 137 KB, 491x500, Siren_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880877 >Can smell the "scent" of music >Other girls can "feel its wind", "taste its flavor", "see its colors," etc. ...Strange, but not outside of my level of interest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:35:30 2015 No.12880894 >>12880877 i'd a timid maid lizardgirl trained to be a housekeeper than a warrior from a very young age

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:36:17 2015 No.12880897 >>12880881 >"Oh, it's that one creature from SC--" >.gif >"OH GOWOAAOAAAaaaoh it's just a cute little girl." >"...Why didn't she stop staring yet?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:36:22 2015 No.12880898 >>12880894 >implying she wasn't trained as a meido warrior

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:36:31 2015 No.12880899 >>12880893 >pre-cure siren heh, i'd like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:37:25 2015 No.12880902 >>12880892 >pudgy patchy loli I'm intrigued. Can you point to a picture or a doujin of something like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:37:56 2015 No.12880903 >>12880897 Onii-chan lost the game. Now Onii-chan has to pay the penalty. You know, hugs and headpats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:38:40 2015 No.12880908 >>12880726 >no cathartic finale with the MC and the Valkryie coming down with a sudden case of sword to the anus For what it was it turned out decent, even if it was not what I'm usually in for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:39:00 2015 No.12880910 >>12880899 Sadly, there's already a Cure team dedicated to music, and Seiren would have a tough time picking out a name. But the Desert girls, however...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:39:03 2015 No.12880911 >>12880903 What would Onii-chan get if he won the game?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:39:06 2015 No.12880912 >>12879929 I'm gonna fuck you till you look like a pomegranate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:40:03 2015 No.12880915 File: 438 KB, 1200x677, 1414565592234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would love a T-Rex girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:40:35 2015 No.12880917 >>12880911 Hugs and headpats. What else would you be playing for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:40:52 2015 No.12880919 >>12880902 I wish I could anon. I wish I could >>12880908 Thanks you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:42:05 2015 No.12880920 >>12880892 And all of that is before running into Koakuma. Guy would be milked for hours before getting lectured for slacking off again. >>12880898 >Lizard girl yelling "I WAS BORN TO BE A MAID" while beating someone to death with a broom

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:42:25 2015 No.12880922 >>12880915 Thighs too big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:42:27 2015 No.12880923 >>12880004 >not posting best end I would, but I have some serious organizing to do with my files.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:42:39 2015 No.12880925 >>12880903 >SCP-173 is loose >See her in the distance >Blink >She's gone >Turn around >Get immediately glomped

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:42:49 2015 No.12880928 >>12880898 that would be a kikimora warrior i have yet to actually write

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:43:28 2015 No.12880930 >>12880021 PUFFY VULVA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:44:11 2015 No.12880932 >>12880925 >She's gone >Turn around >Nothing personal Onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:47:41 2015 No.12880940 >>12880915 Too much monster, not enough girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:48:56 2015 No.12880944 >>12880879 Oda Non?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:51:59 2015 No.12880948 >>12880630 >healthy mothman HNNNNNNGH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:52:37 2015 No.12880949 >>12880869 B-but anon, she's not a queen!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:53:17 2015 No.12880954 >>12880590 What's with those markings on her belly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:56:39 2015 No.12880956 >No disabled monster girl >No blind Kikimora who still insists on cleaning your home >No deaf Siren who still loves to sing songs about how much she loves you as she moves around the house >No paraplegic Vampire who you carry to bed every night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:58:35 2015 No.12880959 >>12880630 >SPECTACULAR GAMETIME!111!!!!!!1!!one!one!! Please don't do that again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:59:07 2015 No.12880961 >>12880949 I will make her into one

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 11:59:58 2015 No.12880963 >>12880961 Making the impossible possible? Is yours the D that shall pierce her hymen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:01:06 2015 No.12880969 >>12880956 >deaf >paraplegic You're cruel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:02:42 2015 No.12880974 File: 243 KB, 535x1000, 1377308466238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880956

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:07:59 2015 No.12880983 >>12880974 Shouldn't her senses be honed to the degree she can work through and kick ass despite blindness?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:08:11 2015 No.12880984

>>12880956
>No mentally traumatised Wyvern who got sick and tired of fucking up her life with her clumsy claws, and hacked her own wings off with a circular saw, after the incident where she accidentally slit her crush's throat
She doesn't really count as disabled, though, now that she has magic prosthetic arms made from a Golem. She misses the sky a little, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:08:54 2015 No.12880985 >>12880983 He is her kryptonite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:10:39 2015 No.12880989 >>12880954 It's her name being used as tally marks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:11:49 2015 No.12880992 >>12880984 >and hacked her own wings off with a circular saw Wouldn't the saw break due to "Dragon scales STRONK"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:13:46 2015 No.12880995 >>12880992 Willpower and/or magic can be used to strengthen weaker materials.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:17:28 2015 No.12880998 File: 104 KB, 712x1000, 1398986080845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880956 I want a big strong monster girl with PTSD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:18:07 2015 No.12881001 >>12880992 She tore of the scales from her wing, and melted the scales to the blade with her breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:20:40 2015 No.12881007 >>12880998 Enjoy waking up with a knife to your throat and getting your neck snapped the one time you decide to surprise her faggot.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:23:24 2015 No.12881010

>>12880920
>Work is slow going as your are constantly interrupted by Koakuma ambushes in the library and the occasional Patchy experiment.

>Apparently Patchy likes tentacles.

>These lead to spontaneous Sakuya "punishment" sessions where you find yourself warped to random bedrooms, closets, and even the mistresses room on one occasion with your pants down.

>Eventually, you are called to see Remilia Scarlet herself.

>"It has come to my attention anon that you are not finishing your duties. Did you know I have found Sakuya cleaning the rooms assigned to you?"

>Explain that the constant interruptions are making it very difficult to get any work do-

>"No excuses anon." She says, waving you forward. "As punishment I shall draw a little blood."

>You tentatively give her your arm, trying to ignore the fanged smile she has.

>You feel two pricks as her fangs break the skin of your arm, her domineering demeanor breaking into a gleeful smile.

>"Your blood is quite the pleasurable vintage anon." She says, hungry eyes boring into you as she drags you to her room. "I believe I shall enjoy you for a little while longer."

>She lets you go three hours later.

>Your chores still aren't done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:23:53 2015 No.12881013 A Busy Centipede Part 3 is up, my first paste for the year. http://pastebin.com/Vjganpp6 Comments and criticism are most welcome. Also since I know I have a problem with turning my words into scripts, can someone tell me if I did that too often here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:25:06 2015 No.12881017 >>12881007 But muh healing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:25:34 2015 No.12881018 File: 616 KB, 1339x1000, Rhodesian elves.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881007 >not wanting to help heal her pleb tier

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:29:37 2015 No.12881025 >>12881017 >>12881018 >being deluded >thinking muh healing works like in Lifetime movies By all means get a monster girl with PTSD, I want to read about you in the papers as corpse 1 and 2.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:30:39 2015 No.12881028 >>12880989 The many times she's been impregnated?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:30:57 2015 No.12881030

>>12881007

>Not being a former Paladin
>Not having a Lizardman with PTSD living with you
>Wake up one day with a dirk to your throat, she's staring at you blankly
>"Not today, Anon. Not today."
>She leaves the room
>Comes back when she smells the coffee you're brewing
>Offer her a cup, she stares at it and takes a sip, getting a chuckle about the bitter taste from you
>She's crying now
>She tells you how the taste reminds her of a chocolatier's son she knew
>Who was killed by Paladins

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:31:47 2015 No.12881032 >>12881028 I thought just plain creampies/hotglues, but that would be kinda hot too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:38:00 2015 No.12881044 File: 130 KB, 850x751, That faggot cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big fat cat ass in your face

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:44:29 2015 No.12881046 >>12881025 I know, right? Monster girls in real life don't work hat way. Oh, wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:45:25 2015 No.12881048 >>12881030 Isn't that from the venture brothers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:45:59 2015 No.12881051 >>12881013 I think it is fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:52:48 2015 No.12881058 File: 224 KB, 1000x753, 1401609045187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Excluding lamias, yetis, and scillyas, who gives the best hugs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:55:18 2015 No.12881062 >>12881058 Krakens, Tentacles.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:55:28 2015 No.12881063

>>12881013
I'll bitch at your grammar first.

There's missing articles here and there, too many to list.
At line 7 you use the world disheveled twice with only 6 words between them.
Line 36 has an unnecessary comma.
Line 38 needs revising badly.
Line 58 needs a comma after the "oaken look".
Line 74, it's "the kind of guy who you'd like", not "who'd you like".
I don't even know what the sentence on line 142 is supposed to mean.

Right then. I read it pretty fast and probably missed something.
Apart from that I don't feel I'm not competent to evaluate it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:55:37 2015 No.12881064 >>12881058 Dem Weresheep, yo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:55:55 2015 No.12881066 Oomukades and Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:56:06 2015 No.12881067 >>12881062 Krakens might as well fall under scillyas

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:56:39 2015 No.12881069 >>12881058 Yeti is canonically best hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:56:58 2015 No.12881070 >>12881066 meant for >>12881058

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:57:46 2015 No.12881072

>>12881058
Cheshires, they can pop out of thin air and give you surprise hugs. Depressed at work? Your Cheshire waifu could appear out of thin air, pressing her soft breasts against your back and wrapping her soft arms around you to cheer you up, she'd be out of there before you even realised what happened but it'd be enough of an emotional lift until you got home to see her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:00:12 2015 No.12881076 >>12881013 That bit with the fireworks was very sweet. >>12881044 Someone needs to flesh out the Cheshires fantastic felid fanny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:05:56 2015 No.12881084 >>12881076 It seems to already have just the right amount of flesh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:06:34 2015 No.12881086 >>12881058 >who gives the best hugs you're waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:13:32 2015 No.12881105 >>12881058 Any monster girl with big wings. >She hugs you while wraps her wings around you. It also works for sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:13:43 2015 No.12881106 File: 831 KB, 732x1000, Cheshire Cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881084 Indeed there is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:20:19 2015 No.12881120 File: 494 KB, 800x1280, 1420487731065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've never done this before so tell me before I get too far. What needs changed? What sucks? Do the scales work? Yes I'll delete this in a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:21:21 2015 No.12881123 >>12880956 Does the blind Kikimora suck at cleaning?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:21:27 2015 No.12881124 >>12881120 What sucks? The white parts. Finish it. And the lighter red in her hair is too light.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:25:13 2015 No.12881134 >>12880956 No actually dead lich who just lies still in the corner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:27:10 2015 No.12881140 File: 609 KB, 619x906, Akaname.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Huh...Akaname got some art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:27:57 2015 No.12881143 >>12881140 She's cute. Too bad about the poop though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:28:08 2015 No.12881144 >>12881120 Yeah, apart from the uncoloured spots, it looks great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:28:39 2015 No.12881146 Where the fuck is Paladin-kun? >>12881143 That's and MGE Akaname, shitbird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:28:50 2015 No.12881147 >>12881143 What poop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:29:14 2015 No.12881150 File: 824 KB, 1024x1024, 1420568954018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880851 >>12880858 Just don't look behind...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:30:04 2015 No.12881153 >>12881147 Don't you know what an Akaname is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:30:16 2015 No.12881156 >>12881147 She likes licking buttholes with that thing or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:31:10 2015 No.12881158 File: 38 KB, 640x480, love_poop_anime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881143 Needs Akaname face and 'love him" instead of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:32:27 2015 No.12881164 >>12881146 He's probably smiting whores in your name as we speak or he was forced into the reintegration program and now has a cute blind Minotaur waifu. He must feel terrible about that incident.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:33:47 2015 No.12881169 >>12881153 >>12881156 I'm under the impression that you guys want them to be shit-eaters. >>12881164 I'm referring to the writefag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:35:09 2015 No.12881175 >>12881169 >want them to be It's less that and more that I don't read KC's silly profiles because he's not a good writer. I just like his art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:35:43 2015 No.12881177 >>12881120 That Spine doe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:36:31 2015 No.12881181 >>12881175 So you want them to be shit-eaters as their mythological counterpart dictates.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:37:48 2015 No.12881184

>>12881123
Of course not, she's a Kikimora.
She's clumsy at first while she learns the layout of your home, but after a while you would never be able to tell she was blind if it wasn't for the fact that she keeps her eyes closed most of the time.
She opens them to look at you, though. She can't see you, but she knows you're staring straight into her beautiful blue eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:37:49 2015 No.12881185 >>12881181 No, silly. I just assumed that they are because I don't read KC's profiles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:40:32 2015 No.12881192 >>12881169 Last I heard he tried to get a school friend to proofread his story. A normalfag proofreading a story about sexy demon women trying to fuck people and getting brutally killed for it. I can only imagine it went well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:41:01 2015 No.12881194 >>12881184 >beautiful blue eyes That better be a milky cataract blue nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:41:50 2015 No.12881195 >>12881192 Oh boy, I can't believe I forgot about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:41:58 2015 No.12881196 >>12881140 >Casual sex is a thing in MGE >Before finding her husbando she licked other men's asses >She loves chocolateballing her husband with other men's shit Noice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:42:03 2015 No.12881197 >>12881192 What a goober. Why would he think that was a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:44:03 2015 No.12881202 >>12881184 Beautiful dark blue eyes, like a clear night? http://www.boredpanda.com/blind-owl-starry-eyes-zeus-wildlife-learning-center/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:44:23 2015 No.12881204 >>12881197 I have several normalfags who read my shit. Actually most of the prose I write is only read by people who never come to 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:46:01 2015 No.12881209 >>12881204 Are you who I think you are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:46:19 2015 No.12881210 >>12881204 >normalfags Anon please. They could think that here is a pit of retarded autists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:46:30 2015 No.12881211 >>12881204 >most of the prose I write is only read by people who never come to 4chan. Unless you're talking about Balls-Deep in the Mutilated Catgirl Vol. IIV, you missed the point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:47:06 2015 No.12881212 >>12881209 How would I know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:47:33 2015 No.12881213 >>12881210 But it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:48:11 2015 No.12881217 >>12881212 I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:49:29 2015 No.12881221 >>12881213 S-sorry. I'm really not good at doing autocriticism.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:52:52 2015 No.12881227

MGK? At this time of day? How gay.

Give Pharaoh the best massage a 5 YO can?
Do you eat sugar cookies with Anubis?
Do you share not only a scarf, but a shirt with Ophy?
Do you sharing you most sacred treasure, your pudding, with Albino Lamia since you broke her arm earlier when you bumped into her?
Do you see how far down you can dig in the sandbox with Wurm, Sandworm, and Werewolf?
Do you watch the Kikimora cean things up like a lovestruck kid?
Do you help get Lich off the slide since nobody has helped her in like a week?
Do you play kiss tag with Dark Elf, P'Ork, Kitsune, Mino, Dullahan, Yuki, and Yeti?
Do you make Dragon smile by doing stupid things such as attempt backflips?
Do you protect Wyvern's smile?
Do you shamelessly ask Ryu if you can ride on her tail?
Do you ask the Echidna teacher who her favorite student is?
Do you ask Junko why she's trying to set up another swing after loosing another lottery and give her a hug?
Do you let 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound use you to sneak snacks into the movies?
Do you go into the big kid playground and show 6th grader Jabberwock the picture you drew?
Or do you sit in the corner, and wonder why the former school nurse Weresheep is sitting in a rusty van and eyeballing you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:54:55 2015 No.12881232 >>12881227 Junko. Every day until I take her home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:55:48 2015 No.12881234 >>12881227 I take responsibility for Albino Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:55:59 2015 No.12881235 >>12881227 Weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:56:08 2015 No.12881236 >>12881227 Dick the toddlerus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:57:12 2015 No.12881237 File: 2.03 MB, 2000x2500, Cetainly not Junko, but good for reference.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881227 Just take Junko home already goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:57:45 2015 No.12881239 >>12881227 >A week Fuck, I forgot to keep voting Lich regardless of the scenario. I vote Lich, nigga. I wanna grow up and fall inlove with her Wight daughter/mum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:58:08 2015 No.12881241 >>12881232 But if you take Junko home, what need is there for house to be build for her? It's like you WANT me to delete my shit again. >>12881237 Holy Hathor that's hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:58:15 2015 No.12881243 >>12881227 Sit in the corner and remain alert on that Weresheep.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:58:35 2015 No.12881244

>>12881236
>You rip off your clothing and begin running around raping toddlerus
>In no time at all, police show up and violently beat you to near death with clubs
>Soon you're in prison, with numerous MGs with spiked dicks and tails waiting to"shank" your ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 13:59:33 2015 No.12881245 >>12881227 >all the draconic options why are you doing this to me I can't decide also >junko trying to off herself again goddammit junko just go home with somebody already

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:00:06 2015 No.12881247 >>12881241 She doesn't need a house, she needs a home and I am damn well going to give her one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:00:16 2015 No.12881250 >>12881241 I want to sleep on her abs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:00:54 2015 No.12881253 >>12881247 Okay...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:01:18 2015 No.12881254 >>12881244 From which hellhole did you spawn from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:01:40 2015 No.12881256 >>12881245 Take her with you then. >Jimmy brings her home >He manages to fool his parents into thinking she's a pet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:02:44 2015 No.12881261 >>12881244 >getting arrested for fucking >in MGC You mean getting honorably title?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:04:36 2015 No.12881265 >>12881261 An award for education maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:06:19 2015 No.12881267 >>12881227 Ophy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:06:55 2015 No.12881269 >>12881250 >"Oi, kid, shouldn't you go play with your friends instead of hanging out with a filthy bum like me?" >"Why are you trying to nap on stomach?"

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:07:06 2015 No.12881270

>>12881227
Jabberwocky! This time I know she'll love my picture. I took red cardboard paper and cut out a heart, and then drew her hugging me like Ophy's Mom hugs her father in those videos she showed everyone the other day that Echidna took away later for some reason!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:08:11 2015 No.12881272 >>12881269 >"Auntie Junko smells funny, but she's a good bed!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:08:32 2015 No.12881273 >>12881270 You mean he homemade wrestling videos Ophy's parents made? They even had costumes on in some of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:08:53 2015 No.12881275 >>12881227 Ryu. I'm going to ride that tail or die trying.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:09:28 2015 No.12881276
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>"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I thought about him again today. His fingers beckon me and I entertained temptations...horrible, awful temptations of holding them and stroking them tenderly. His eyes? They shined soulfully and I willed myself to look into them. I ate at a small, humble diner and left only a $2.00 tip. I promised my closest friend I would watch her favorite film with her and yet I fell asleep halfway through and she had to explain the rest to me when I woke up."
>"Sister, I know you're earnest, but...honestly, this is like being stoned to death with popcorn."

Being Priest-kun is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:09:42 2015 No.12881277 File: 36 KB, 250x247, 1401301586908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881272 >Auntie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:10:29 2015 No.12881278 >>12881227 Take responsibility for the Albino Lamia

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:10:43 2015 No.12881280 >>12881272 >Junko pats Jimmy/Selfinsert/You on the head very gently with her clawed paws >A tear runs down her face, but she wipes it away before you can notice >"Damn kid."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:11:12 2015 No.12881281 >>12881276 Rejoice? >>12881277 This is the very image of comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:11:52 2015 No.12881283 >>12881278 >responsibility It's not like you knocked her up or made her unable to marry anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:12:14 2015 No.12881285 >>12881280 So why is Junko homeless?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:13:17 2015 No.12881287 >>12881283 But I hurt her, and I feel terribly bad about it If I must give her my prized possession as a ways of saying I am sorry, then so be it

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:14:23 2015 No.12881289

>>12881285
Misfortune.
Lost her job and eventually lost her home.
Got into debt and is being chased by loan sharks.
God hates her.
Jimmy/MC/You won't take her in, help her get back on her feet, and promise to marry her when you're older.

Take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:15:21 2015 No.12881292 >>12881280 Is "Jimmy" a rich kid at all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:15:56 2015 No.12881298 >>12880630 >Dark Valkyrie >Church-goer ...well. It's fitting at least. I'm gonna wind up in Pandemonium, aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:16:08 2015 No.12881299 File: 135 KB, 420x600, Minotaurus_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is there not more Minotaurus art? Doesn't she hit a lot of good points? >Brown skin >Muscular >Hard rape

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:16:12 2015 No.12881300

>>12881227

Sit alone in the corner and dream about owning a small library somewhere. Also have a panic attack when I catch the former school nurse grinning at me. I don't know what it means when she holds two fingers apart and waggles her tongue through them but I don't want to see that again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:16:56 2015 No.12881304 >>12881292 Average income family. Dragon's family is doing very well, and Shirohebi's is the super rich one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:17:08 2015 No.12881305 >>12881227 Yay, Anubis brought more sugar cookies? The last time they were really tasty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:17:19 2015 No.12881306 >>12881289 Please be more specific. What was her job and why did she lose it? >>12881292 Jimmy is just Dark Elf and P'Orc's bitchboy. >>12881300 >small library somewhere I swear, one day I'll write a story about you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:18:37 2015 No.12881308 >>12880630 >Cheshire >Church-goer Not that I'm complaining, but that seems like a weird choice for a Church-goer. She's one of those funny Catholics, isn't she? The kind who always expects jokes before sermons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:18:48 2015 No.12881309 >>12880630 >Scholar Dormouse. This could work out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:19:00 2015 No.12881311 >>12881299 I also need more or her. She's got the whole "muscle genki girl" look about her. She'd be fun to be around.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:19:18 2015 No.12881312
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>>12881299
They aren't as popular as their subspecies.
>>12881304
Ah, I thought she'd make a good bodyguard/lover for him, but it turns out that >>12881306 contradicts that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:20:02 2015 No.12881314 >>12881306 I'm actually a writefag anyway. I just have other stuff to write.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:21:02 2015 No.12881318 >>12881311 >muscle genki girl This should be more popular. >>12881314 What's more important than trying to avoid proactive dating in a small town library?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:21:04 2015 No.12881319 >>12881306 Her previous job can be whatever you see fit. Though canonically it's a warehouse. And Timmy's the bitchboy, not Jimmy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:21:19 2015 No.12881320 >>12881308 I remember that one short involving a guy and his Cheshire girlfriend (I believe she'd call him "love"), and while at church.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:21:53 2015 No.12881324 >>12880630 >Arachne >2 Goddamn it anon I just woke up. It's too early for me to have this boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:22:24 2015 No.12881326 >>12881319 >Timmy's the bitchboy, not Jimmy You got it backwards, Timmy was always the cool kid the girls all wanted to impress, Jimmy was only added into the story to be the bitch. I know because I was there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:22:44 2015 No.12881328 >>12881318 Reintegrating paladins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:23:45 2015 No.12881332 >>12881227 I show the jabberwock the picture I made. I know she's going to break my heart, but I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:23:53 2015 No.12881333 >>12881328 Ah. Well, you keep at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:23:54 2015 No.12881334 >>12881326 No, Timmy was always the bitch even before he was Timmy. I know, I've been doing this for like a while now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:25:17 2015 No.12881337 >>12881334 But Jimmy was even made to wear girl's clothing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:26:47 2015 No.12881339 >>12881227 I still wanna give more backstory to this weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:27:11 2015 No.12881340 >>12881227 Ryu tail ride sounds awesome

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:28:16 2015 No.12881344

>>12881337
Both have been made to wear girly clothing at one point.
It's just that they really like going after Timmy. At this rate he may no longer be "Timmy" but "Tammy".

>>12881332
I doubt she would ever deny the feelings of someone being so honest about their feelings. She's not a 3DPG bitch, anon.

>>12881339
Then do it. Give her a name, height, weight, three sizes, sexual preference, ect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:29:05 2015 No.12881345 >>12881299 Something with holst would be best, like some more holst bullying or more lewd, even symmetrical docking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:29:17 2015 No.12881346 >>12881344 >Tammy This is bad, what will Timmy's Cool Older Brother think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:30:16 2015 No.12881350 >>12881346 I thought Timmy's cool older brother was Tammy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:30:42 2015 No.12881351 >>12881046 Precisely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:31:13 2015 No.12881353 >>12881350 This is news to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:31:32 2015 No.12881355 >>12881350 It was Jimmy's older brother.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:32:44 2015 No.12881358 >>12881355 Then why Tammy and not something like Jemma?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:33:45 2015 No.12881360 >>12881358 Is there some rule that says siblings need to have similar names?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:35:59 2015 No.12881368 >>12881360 Yes. Well, my parents seemed to think so anyway. Both me and my sister have names with a "Sha" at the beginning. This also winds up rhyming with our last name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:37:23 2015 No.12881374 >>12881368 That was shitty of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:37:56 2015 No.12881376 >>12881358 Timmy + Alp = Tammy Jimmy's Brother who doesn't have name + Alp = ???????

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:44:28 2015 No.12881392 >>12881374 Well, I do like my name, and I'm pretty sure my sister likes hers, but yeah, it does show something of a lack of creativity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:44:47 2015 No.12881393 >>12881376 Jammy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:45:53 2015 No.12881395 >>12881393 But that's not even a name, is it? How about Jane?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:46:34 2015 No.12881397 >>12881395 Janny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:46:41 2015 No.12881398 >>12881393 That makes her sound like a slime. >>12881395 It could work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:47:36 2015 No.12881400 >>12881360 Not a rule but it just sounds nice. One of my friend has the same initials as his sister and I think their dad. Rhyming and repetitive names are pretty common.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:47:44 2015 No.12881401 >>12881376 I'll repeat Jemma.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:48:13 2015 No.12881402 File: 198 KB, 1240x1240, 47971018_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The things I'd give to be that fox.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:48:20 2015 No.12881404 >>12881227 I will ask the Echidna teacher and then I will hug her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:48:57 2015 No.12881406 >>12881401 Shut up, you pancake loving Wyvern. Why don't you go spill your juice and cry about it again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:49:13 2015 No.12881407 >>12881402 There is no escape if you get caught by the Murray-Eel technique.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:50:59 2015 No.12881412 >>12881406 I-What? How does liking the name Jemma make me a Wyvern? I mean, don't get me wrong, I think being a Wyvern would be awesome. But still, how?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:51:00 2015 No.12881413 File: 95 KB, 613x880, 1410892453888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881406 You know what we do to bullies around these parts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:51:01 2015 No.12881414 >>12881402 That fox is one lucky bastard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:52:48 2015 No.12881419 God I want to fuck a smug monster silly. I don't think I could even stop myself from fucking a smug mushroom bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:52:55 2015 No.12881420 File: 71 KB, 311x450, Year of the snake KC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881402 I'm surprised that KC didn't do anything with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:53:00 2015 No.12881421 >>12881402 >Like the artist >Check his other work >Half of it is furryshit Man, checking artist's pages is always like playing the lottery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:53:12 2015 No.12881422 >>12881412 Wyvern's favorite brand of pancake mix is Aunt Jemma's. Jemma is the Dark Elf on the front.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 14:54:33 2015 No.12881426 >>12881421 It's the great joy in browsing artist pages. the 50/50 chance that either they'll be sane, or batshit insane It's really amusing

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:00:42 2015 No.12881440 [SPOILER]

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>You will never enter a sauna with your sake on vacation
>You will never find a Red and Blue Oni, who invite you to drink with them since you're supplying
>You will never be the White in the most patriotic kind of threesome, with Blue straddling you as Red holds you down
>Blue will never be full of shame after she sobers up, and get angry at Red when Red makes fun of her girlish moans as she was fucking you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:00:43 2015 No.12881441 >>12881426 It's not like that with .Less, who's crazy all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:01:53 2015 No.12881446 >>12881440 >That picture Jesus fuck Anon, I was expecting a cute picture of a Red Oni and a Blue Oni at a sauna, not a heart attack

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:03:10 2015 No.12881449 >>12881446 I dunno, not as bad as my own mother..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:03:22 2015 No.12881450 >>12881446 Yeah, that's a weird gross pic without even a monster girl in it.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:04:04 2015 No.12881451

>>12881441
Well, there's no fun in browsing .Less' gallery because most of the weird stuff we already expect of .Less
Though, there is that lingering thought of what .Less doesn't put in his folder. You know, those deep dark things in which artists make in their free time but don't post publicly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:04:31 2015 No.12881453 >>12881450 >Shub-Niggurath >Not a Monster Girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:05:37 2015 No.12881457 File: 234 KB, 700x923, 1404499969659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881453 >weird abomination that's not even identifiable as a female

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:05:41 2015 No.12881458 >>12881451 Like picturesque landscapes and shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:05:43 2015 No.12881459 >>12881451 >Grapesnake Boogie and Anubis Milking gifs are rotting in his folder >They'll never be uploaded

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:06:15 2015 No.12881462

>>12881440
Sounds good

I had a similar idea where a distillery owner gets an order across the sea for his booze.

Turns out it's placed by a blue who has reds working the dock for her. She's all business-like until sampling his stuff whereupon she goes rape mode

He almost runs off but the reds drag him back and lock him in with her because the blue's sexual frustration is pissing the rest of them off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:06:52 2015 No.12881463 >>12881458 Sure

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:06:58 2015 No.12881464

>>12881441
Makes you wonder what people that don't lurk these threads think when they stumble on his art though. Get drawn in by a cute Manticore and it's all going well untill suddenly cat dicks and mermaid sushi. To us he's the loveable crazy pinoy we know what to expect from but outsiders must be confused.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:07:02 2015 No.12881465 File: 1.25 MB, 1116x1173, 1383873767123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881457 Eldritch abominations need love too, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:07:31 2015 No.12881466 >>12881458 Nah he posted a picturesque landscape. >>12881459 >AnubisMilking.gif I want it so bad anon. >>12881440 I'd hit it if she trimmed some of those spike-scale things around her chin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:07:53 2015 No.12881468 >>12881440 >You will never be the White in the most patriotic kind of threesome, with Blue straddling you as Red holds you down >patriotic kind of threesome Eh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:08:37 2015 No.12881471 >>12881466 So does she.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:09:42 2015 No.12881473 File: 355 KB, 589x467, 1387747306350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881465 cute >>12881457 cute >>12881440 gross You need the human face, or at least the upper part. Xelvy's Thing faces with the weird jaws are supercute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:09:45 2015 No.12881474 >>12879675 Chubbs stop talking about that gator girl who ruined your golf career

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:10:34 2015 No.12881477 >>12881465 Years ago I'd have been disgusted by that image but now I have a folder full of her and think she's adorable. What happened to my life?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:10:47 2015 No.12881479 File: 384 KB, 698x1002, 1400452905262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881473

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:11:29 2015 No.12881481 >>12881479 Do abominations get chilly? Time for some tea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:11:40 2015 No.12881482 >>12881477 You know you've been in a place for too long when things that previously disgust you of turn you off end up being tolerable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:11:59 2015 No.12881483 >>12881474 >"She may have taken my hand, but I also took her!" >Gator waifu walks in with half a cow >"Dinner will be ready soon."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:12:00 2015 No.12881484 >>12881479 Right on the line, that one. Would try things out if she had a nice personality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:12:41 2015 No.12881486 >>12881481 >Tea >Not hot cocoa You're not living your life correctly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:12:43 2015 No.12881487 >>12881482 Nah, that just means you've grown, both as a person, and as a pervert.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:13:09 2015 No.12881490 So, uh. How hard is it to make a homemade flamethrower?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:13:42 2015 No.12881492 >>12881487 I didn't mean it in a bad way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:13:44 2015 No.12881493 >>12881486 >hot cocoa But I like it better cold...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:14:37 2015 No.12881494 >>12881490 >Put can of aerosol in front of baby dragon daughteru >Spray it while getting her to burp >Flamethrower + pissed off waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:15:17 2015 No.12881495 >>12881493 Anon. It's called hot cocoa because it's supposed to be ingested hot, or warm if you can't take the heat Living your life incorrectly, you are

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:16:00 2015 No.12881497 >>12881495 But it can be done cold, like pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:16:06 2015 No.12881498 >>12881468 Commie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:16:09 2015 No.12881499 >>12881495 But I like my cocoa cold. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:16:14 2015 No.12881500 File: 152 KB, 960x720, 1404499129272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881486 >hot cocoa with a cute abomination under a nice warm blanket Literally heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:17:17 2015 No.12881505 >>12881494 >Abomination dead >I win Worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:18:03 2015 No.12881507 >>12881500 The fact that I'm willing to try that speaks volumes on the extant the thread changed me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:18:04 2015 No.12881509 >>12881497 >Eating cold pizza I don't even have a witty retort >>12881499 It's fine, Anon. To each their own

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:18:27 2015 No.12881511 >>12881505 Your Dragonfu also just smashed a frying pan against your head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:18:38 2015 No.12881513 >>12881505 >killing something that never did anything bad to you just because it doesn't look pretty to you Villain detected. Calling Dragoons now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:19:47 2015 No.12881515 >>12881513 >not killing the MG version of the thing before she can do shit I'm on to you, monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:19:56 2015 No.12881516 >>12881509 I never said I did it, I said that it can be done and that people do it. Cold pizza, like a certain subject about "its", has caused many a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:19:57 2015 No.12881517 >>12881500 Cute as hell. The one thing I've always wondered about her, which mouth would she use for kissing? And blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:19:58 2015 No.12881518 File: 36 KB, 300x500, 1417525102664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881507 It's okay, let Abomination-chan into your life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:20:17 2015 No.12881519 >>12881505 Please stop bullying my waifu, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:20:43 2015 No.12881521 >>12881498 Amerifat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:21:14 2015 No.12881523 >>12881516 >Like a certain subject about "its" Like the movie It?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:21:29 2015 No.12881524 >>12881521 How's the failing economy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:21:53 2015 No.12881526 >>12881517 The horrorifice for both I think, but I'd bully her by kissing her breathing hole and probing at it with my dick. >>12881515 Why you gotta bully my waifu like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:22:08 2015 No.12881528 >>12881518 >"Johnson, crank up the nope." >"Sir, we can't nope any more, it'll fry the.." >"I GAVE YOU AN ORDER, NOW DO IT!!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:22:23 2015 No.12881530 File: 412 KB, 760x831, Kain_(Dissidia_012).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881513 KC REALLY needs to flesh out the Wyvern/Dragoon thing more, preferably with actual art. I don't want to have to use Kain or FFs Dragoons for reference ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:22:24 2015 No.12881531 >>12881523 No, I'm talking about things with parts they shouldn't have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:22:30 2015 No.12881532 >>12881517 I'd imagine the big one for blowjobs since the smaller one goes to her lungs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:23:06 2015 No.12881534 >>12881526 Do I have to post clips from the thing in order to make a point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:23:14 2015 No.12881535 >>12881531 Oh. Oooohhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:23:16 2015 No.12881536 >>12881531 You mean how all Monster Girls are in a way abominations?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:24:21 2015 No.12881538
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>>12881530
Use Richard from FF2.
>Spent years with Leviathan-san
>Sacrificed himself to save his friends
>Was willing to be a father to a kid he didn't even know before then
A true hero of justice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:25:00 2015 No.12881540 File: 272 KB, 535x922, 1404500384807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881534 >implying I haven't seen the Thing Nigga pls. I even called Lamiaroid up there a Thing face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:25:04 2015 No.12881543 File: 2.51 MB, 1280x1024, 1420575904748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881534 Anon, there is an abomination even more horrible than that. One even I think should be killed dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:25:40 2015 No.12881546 >>12881538 Shit, I forgot he existed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:25:48 2015 No.12881547 >>12881538 I hope KC makes a Leviathan MG And Hydra

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:27:00 2015 No.12881548 >>12881543 >her I would rather make out with a Lilim that even fucking see her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:27:08 2015 No.12881549 >>12881547 >Leviathan But wasn't that just a crocodile?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:27:31 2015 No.12881551 >>12881546 Most people do. >Richard sacrifices himself >Get Excalibur after going back to the Dragoon Ruins >Use it with pride >>12881547 I wish we'd do Hydra and Leviathan before him, but pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:27:38 2015 No.12881552 >>12881543 She's just a blob from the Meat Dimension being hallucinated as a cute girl. That's gross. It's not real love if you're in love with hallucination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:27:49 2015 No.12881553 >>12881547 >Hydra Fill up one womb, two more shall take its place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:28:09 2015 No.12881554 >>12881549 Depends on the mythology It's like how Hydra varies in the looks department as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:28:31 2015 No.12881556 File: 1.60 MB, 1280x1024, Definitely a Monster Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881552 She's an MG though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:29:16 2015 No.12881557 >>12881551 Was Kain considered to be Richards/Ricards son, or was that a mistranslation of sorts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:29:33 2015 No.12881558 >>12881556 It's a female monster. There's a difference.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:30:03 2015 No.12881560

>>12881549
In the FF series he was a giant serpent/dragon that was considered the lord of the seas.
He's like Bahamut before you even get Bahamut, only he can do even more damage to enemies weak against water. A Mg version would be like a Ryu on steroids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:32:06 2015 No.12881564 >>12881552 >It's not real love if you're in love with hallucination. Same thing applies to KC's doppelgangers really, difference is they're not hideous alien creatures pretending to be cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:32:36 2015 No.12881565 >>12881560 All I know is that behemoth and leviathan are translated into hippo and crocodile in my Bible.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:33:41 2015 No.12881566

>You meet your buddies for a night at the movies
>The theater was playing all 3 Rape Hard movies back to back, because there are only 3, they never made a 4th one
>After they're over, you all head home
>You were almost late, you got stuck in traffic on the bridge, so you're park way out in the boonies
>As you're walking to your car, your ambushed by an Ushi-Oni who probably thought you'd be too terrified to act and she could rape you at her leisure
>Nope
>You punched her square in the face as hard as you could, because you're a fucking retard
>She stumbled backwards and brought her hands to her face, not out of pain, just out of surprise
>She drops her hands and smiles at you, a lazy, dopey smile before she pounces on you and rapes you more tenderly than you thought was possible for one of her kind
>When she's finally finished, she slumps down onto you, drapes her big meaty paws around her head and looks you right in the eyes when she tells you "Mmm, I love how feisty you are... husband"

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:36:37 2015 No.12881569

>>12881565
They are generally used to describe enormous land and sea monsters.
>You'll never be harassed by a sadistic whale MG while out at sea
>You'll never be saved by Leviathan-san
>You'll never fall in love with her beautiful aquamarine scales, ear fins, and elegant tail fins
>You'll never start chasing after her for the rest of your life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:37:20 2015 No.12881572 >>12881566 I'd a cowspider.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:38:10 2015 No.12881575 >>12881566 I'm ok with this fate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:39:43 2015 No.12881577 File: 971 KB, 329x424, 1371329672027.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881569 >You'll never be saved by Leviathan-san Shame, I'd like to thank her by taking her for beers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:40:06 2015 No.12881579 >>12880630 >Innawoods Minotaur Sounds great

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:41:14 2015 No.12881583 >>12881577 Levia-san was the best character from that show. She's also one of the reasons I discovered my love for /fit/ girls. The other one was Polt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:42:49 2015 No.12881587 File: 732 KB, 1000x2999, 1415476168987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881583 Casual. I discovered my love for /fit/ girls by going to the gym!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:43:11 2015 No.12881588 >>12881583 We are kindred spirits, you and I.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:43:33 2015 No.12881589 >>12881577 But she's a mermaid, and not a serpentine/dragon water monsteru girlu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:43:42 2015 No.12881590 >>12881538 Ricard was total boss in that game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:43:49 2015 No.12881591 >>12881583 You and me reside on the same coin, my friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:44:16 2015 No.12881594 File: 74 KB, 1280x800, 1365887754909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881589

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:47:08 2015 No.12881603 >>12881594 >fire Definitely not Leiathan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:48:13 2015 No.12881606 >>12881603 She's flat out stated to be the Leviathan in show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:49:46 2015 No.12881610 >>12881603 She's meant to be. Japan always gets their mythology confused when it comes to gaijin stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:49:55 2015 No.12881611 >>12881606 Leviathan never used fore though. She's not the lord of the seas in my eyes. She's a fraud, a faker, a sexy faker with a sexy set of abs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:51:17 2015 No.12881614 >>12881610 Oh Japan, you never get shit right.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:54:23 2015 No.12881622

>>12881603
Read your Bible man.
Job 41:19-22: Flames stream from its mouth; sparks of fire shoot out.
20 Smoke pours from its nostrils as from a boiling pot over burning reeds. Its breath sets coals ablaze, and flames dart from its mouth.
Strength resides in its neck; dismay goes before it.

So Leviathan breathes fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:56:49 2015 No.12881625 >>12881622 Not in my After FF1, but before 10, Leviathan head cannon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:57:37 2015 No.12881627 >>12881622 There's many different versions of the Leviathan, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 15:58:00 2015 No.12881628 >>12881625 But didn't you just complain how the Nips got it wrong? >>12881627 Whatever. It's still a crocodile...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:00:10 2015 No.12881631 >>12881628 Don't be calling mai waifu and favorite summonu a crocodile, mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:00:18 2015 No.12881632 File: 501 KB, 925x584, 96f648364a8fde164beb07f2af08b212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you guys be able to choose between your two favourite monster girls? No you can't choose both

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:00:49 2015 No.12881634 >>12881628 In some it's a crocodile In some it's a massive sea serpent It some it's a water dragon Sometimes it's a Not-Hydra Sometimes it's a Not-Kraken It's a mixed back on the looks department when it comes to the Leviathan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:00:56 2015 No.12881635 >>12881631 I didn't translate the Bible into Finnish matey. >>12881632 Yes, easily. Dragon is a distant number 1.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:01:00 2015 No.12881636 >>12881622 >Leviathan Great album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CC9KA8O7GQ

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:01:13 2015 No.12881637
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>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

Penorwiz here with 'Nother Greyguard update, twice as long as my usual short-n-sweet 2.5k This tiem Theinn fucks a Lich. Again. But this time, FOR SCIENCE. And then he becomes immortal and burns an old man. FOR FUN. As always, input is vastly appreciated. Hope you dudes enjoy it if you decide to read.

Update starts at line 355

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:01:49 2015 No.12881640 >>12881632 >No you can't choose both Why.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:02:35 2015 No.12881642 >>12881632 That dude's pretty tall. I'm surprised that that Dragon has a larger bust than that Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:04:00 2015 No.12881645 >>12881635 God damn Bible translations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:04:13 2015 No.12881646 >>12881632 >claws in chest Ah!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:04:54 2015 No.12881647 >>12881645 It's not like I've got anything else to go by.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:11:39 2015 No.12881655 >>12881632 Dragon. That's an easy one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:14:38 2015 No.12881665 >>12879818 No you retard, it's at the outfit. It's either embarrassing or she thinks it makes her look good. Both reason to blush adorably for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:14:55 2015 No.12881666 >>12881420 Maybe he will launch in the chinese new year. This year will be in February, 19th.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:16:58 2015 No.12881672 >>12881473 What the hell is that and where is it from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:18:08 2015 No.12881674 >>12881665 >it's at the outfit. It's either embarrassing So her cleavage showing has absolutely nothing to do with why she's embarrassed? Methinks you're the retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:19:09 2015 No.12881678 >>12881672 Lamiaroid is from MGQ. Become her stallion maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:19:51 2015 No.12881681 >>12881672 It's Lamiaroid from Monster Girl Quest. That's a cropped shot from her blowjob scene.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:20:52 2015 No.12881684 >>12881632 >dragon pickers all around me Dragons are very cute, but my number one is Oni, no question about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:21:26 2015 No.12881685 Uh oh, Anon! You and your waifu have been planning your wedding for a while, and she wants to know what song you want to be played at the ceremony, the one that best fits you two! What do you tell her, and what's her reaction?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:22:32 2015 No.12881689 >>12881632 Lego anubis, or cheerful and active werewolf? Aw, jeez. I can't choose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:22:58 2015 No.12881692 >>12881684 More power to you then. And more treasure for me to keep shiny. >>12881685 I pick the theme to Gankutsuou because I'm lame like that, and she pats me on the head and tells me it's okay, she still loves me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:25:55 2015 No.12881697 >>12881632 >Shirohebi or Apophis I can't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:26:27 2015 No.12881699 >>12881058 I think a Kejourou's would be pretty nice >hugged while being covered up to your head in her hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:28:34 2015 No.12881705 >>12878568 I'll roll with 2. Depressing isn't a permanent thing and has a much higher chance to be "cured" than a drug addiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:29:18 2015 No.12881707 >>12881697 Just remember MGK, anon. Ophy always has, and will be, better than that snobby rich kid!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:29:57 2015 No.12881708 File: 665 KB, 800x450, muromi shootin it up.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878568 >1. druggie YES

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:31:09 2015 No.12881715 >>12881707 >that snobby rich kid That nice girl we tried to bully for absolutely no reason whatsoever? Shirohebi all the way nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:32:06 2015 No.12881717 >>12881707 >>12881715 Stop! Don't make this decision harder for me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:32:27 2015 No.12881719 >>12881715 Anon, don't you see? She has things we don't. We must hurt her and take those things away from her. At least destroy them if we can't have them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:33:13 2015 No.12881720 >>12878568 2 is the only one not stealing my money, and depressed people don't actually yell like that unless you're being an asshole and pushing them to that point anyways. All she needs is some understanding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:33:13 2015 No.12881721 >>12881719 Oh Jesus Christ, not this again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:33:50 2015 No.12881724 >>12881719 We could become childhood friends turned lovers with her and share in the things she has we don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:33:50 2015 No.12881725 I want my skeleton girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:34:24 2015 No.12881726 >>12881721 An injustice never stops being an injustice, no matter how long it takes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:35:03 2015 No.12881729 >>12881725 You seem desperate. Do you really want to bone her that much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:35:41 2015 No.12881731 >>12881685 I let her comile a list of all her weeby songs, and choose what to play from that. If it was left to me, I'd probably opt for Benny Hill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:36:09 2015 No.12881733 >>12881637 Man I really want to see an image of Theinn with his flaming sword. And another of Ranuinne

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:36:36 2015 No.12881734 >>12881729 Not my fault she's giving me a boner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:37:27 2015 No.12881736 >>12881734 I bet you rattle that boner all night long thinking about her, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:39:40 2015 No.12881739 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqzqCb6UBZU >All this Django

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:40:25 2015 No.12881742 >>12881736 I'm out of puns

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:41:17 2015 No.12881744 >>12881742 So am I Making puns is hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:42:37 2015 No.12881750 >>12881742 >>12881744 Where is Charon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:44:07 2015 No.12881756 File: 185 KB, 658x565, Sandersonia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881739 So I'm not the only one both here and in the one piece thread at once? How silly of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:44:09 2015 No.12881758 >>12881750 Working overtime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:46:25 2015 No.12881762 >>12881758 I'm missing her butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:47:07 2015 No.12881763 >>12881762 I wonder if Charon and Junko spend time in the same alleyways?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:49:05 2015 No.12881767 >>12881763 Oh, oh! Are we gonna gangbang Junko? I wanna be last again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:49:28 2015 No.12881768 File: 894 KB, 1120x960, 14379534553434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881577 I want to snort sea salt off of Levia-san's delicious brown abs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:50:03 2015 No.12881769 >>12881767 Honestly...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:50:23 2015 No.12881770 >>12881733 >Pictures of my OC Please don't. I'd die. 2embarrass4me. My drizzle isn't really worth drawfaggotry

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:50:41 2015 No.12881772 >>12881767 >Gangbanging Junko We're done here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:50:53 2015 No.12881774 >>12881763 If I find that alley I'm taking Charon home.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:51:36 2015 No.12881778

>>12878662
I remember a certain story about two rivalling bands at some match and an aphopis trying to get some anon and failing, and eventually she swaps the anons waterbottle with a bottle of oomukade vemon.

Anyone knows what im talking about? Did that ever get finished?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:51:58 2015 No.12881781 >>12881767 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:52:00 2015 No.12881782 >>12881770 Listen here and you listen good. YOU DESERVE IT. >>12881774 >leaving Junko there >when Charon already has the ferry Jerk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:52:42 2015 No.12881785 File: 78 KB, 1200x500, 1476436584343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881632 >Anubis and Dragon. I couldn't choose and they wouldn't get along very well either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:54:16 2015 No.12881789 >>12881778 Nope, it wasn't finished, yet. Want it to be? The holidays got in the way of things

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:56:15 2015 No.12881795 >>12881767 >"I'm assblasted! Assblasted over Jinkos!" Give it a rest, bud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:57:04 2015 No.12881798 >>12881789 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:57:47 2015 No.12881801 >>12881789 Yeah, I enjoyed reading about it. Would be nice to see it continued. Got a pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:58:24 2015 No.12881805 >>12881632 Oomukade or Thunderbird. Dang it I wouldn't be able to. I like outgoing gals because they make me feel so energetic but I also like quiet time with a lax chick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 16:59:21 2015 No.12881810 >>12881782 >Listen here and you listen good. YOU DESERVE IT. Are you the same dude who pretended to be envious of me? At any rate, I smiled, so cheers. You're a good sort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:00:11 2015 No.12881814 >>12881782 But anon, I'm scared of cats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:02:09 2015 No.12881825 >>12881810 Yes. I am that person. And I have every reason to be, you scallywag, you. Maybe writing about that Oomukade will make people like me, too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:03:10 2015 No.12881827 >>12881814 >scared of cats Are you Nyanon or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:03:24 2015 No.12881828 >>12881805 I want to go see Metalmorphosis live with my metal-loving Thunderbird girlfriend. I wonder if the rumors about the Oni Drummer being into shotas is true?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:04:14 2015 No.12881833 >>12881825 Do it, I'll read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:04:27 2015 No.12881834 >>12881828 >Oni You mean Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:05:15 2015 No.12881836 >>12881833 >>12881825 And I'll like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:05:27 2015 No.12881837 >>12881827 No, It's just that I have bad experiences with most animals. Cats especially.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:05:28 2015 No.12881838 >>12881833 All in due time. It's hard to concentrate on writing when you're hooked on Slam Dunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:06:14 2015 No.12881841 >>12881834 I always thought the Succubus was on the guitar or the bass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:06:40 2015 No.12881843 >>12881837 >bad experiences Like what? I get itty-bitty-kitty claws drawing blood on me practically everyday since I play with them all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:07:28 2015 No.12881846 >>12881841 >Succubus on the bass This leaves her with the most leeway to swing her lewd hips as she plays.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:08:18 2015 No.12881852 >>12881841 Centaur is on bass, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:08:20 2015 No.12881853 >>12881838 You mean the manga? How is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:08:38 2015 No.12881857 >>12881843 One scratched my eye and left it all fucked up. Like right now, if I try to look out of my left eye I can't really see shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:08:55 2015 No.12881859 >>12881843 Cats can fuck you up if they get mad, a friend of mine had to get stitches in her scalp after her cat went nuts on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:09:24 2015 No.12881862 >>12881846 >>12881841 >Succuslut on the bass >Slaps is with her phallic tail, palying dickbass to rival William Murderface

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:09:26 2015 No.12881863 >>12881853 No, the anime. Couldn't find descent scans and can't afford to buy all 31 volumes right now. It's bloody funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:10:33 2015 No.12881867 File: 2.19 MB, 2000x3500, 1453697453354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All I remember for sure is that the Moth Girl was the singer and the Oni was the drummer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:11:02 2015 No.12881868 >>12881838 >A fellow Oomukade writer My brethren of African American descent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:11:23 2015 No.12881870 >>12881828 Succubus on drums P'orc on Rhythm guitar Centaur on bass Moth-chan lead guitar and vocals

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:11:38 2015 No.12881871 >>12881863 >An anime series, consisting of 101 episodes Well shit, I can see how that would just devour your time and attention. Took me ages to get through FMC:B and that was half as many if I recall correctly. Well, as you said. All in due time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:12:16 2015 No.12881873 >>12881867 I want to bury my face into that ass. I want to marry it and share a beer with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:13:15 2015 No.12881876 >>12881871 The worst part is that I'm too into it to watch any of that damn Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:15:50 2015 No.12881882 >>12881873 Another Groupie huh? Well you look good enough, come on back stage after the show and you can 'meet' her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:16:52 2015 No.12881885 >>12881882 It's a trap, ain't no way in hell an introvert like Moth-chan would meet with groupies. I wonder if she has a stage persona like Krauser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:16:58 2015 No.12881886 >>12881882 >falling for that Stupid Manticore, I'm not drunk or stupid enough to fall for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:18:39 2015 No.12881893 >>12881882 I'm almost reminded of that one Eyepop short with the Werewolf, accept it ended in proactive dating. It wasn't smutty at all, but for some reason it made me diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:18:51 2015 No.12881895 >>12881886 >not wanting to party with a drunk manticore. Do you hate fun?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:19:12 2015 No.12881899 >>12878897 Mental image of a kikimora chasing an alp with a broom. Pure gold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:19:19 2015 No.12881902 >>12881885 >>12881886 Yeah you'll probably just end up in the Oni's lap. Or lead away by the Succubus, who has a taboo thing for letting men dominate her. Moth-chan doesn't like to party so much, contrary to the songs she sings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:20:14 2015 No.12881906 >>12881899 This needs to be drawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:20:36 2015 No.12881907 >>12881902 >Moth-chan furiously schlicking watching the Succuslut rape the latest groupie Hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:21:06 2015 No.12881910 >>12881801 http://pastebin.com/MHwv9Khi That should be up to date. Let me finish up some small shit around the house and I'll start writing more

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:21:52 2015 No.12881911 >>12881902 >they lead potential groupies away from Moth and rape them behind a dumpster

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:22:25 2015 No.12881915 >>12881906 I second this. I need it for when the thread becomes infested with Alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:22:39 2015 No.12881917 >>12881910 Wonderfull. I'm looking forward to reading more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:23:12 2015 No.12881920 >>12881915 It's ironic because you replied to one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:24:19 2015 No.12881925 >>12881915 What's wrong with alps?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:25:23 2015 No.12881928 >>12881920 >>12881925 N-nothing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:25:48 2015 No.12881929 >>12881925 They're needy. Always asking for hugs, or headpats, or literary criticism. I'll have one of each, please

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:26:04 2015 No.12881931 >>12881915 Dick the gay away, that's how they reach Stage 3.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:27:05 2015 No.12881933 >>12881929 I want to take in an alp so she can help me bully my Kikimora.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:31:47 2015 No.12881948

>>12881227
>Do you share not only a scarf, but a shirt with Ophy?
Man, kindergarden me had better moves than modern me.
>Do you sharing you most sacred treasure, your pudding, with Albino Lamia since you broke her arm earlier when you bumped into he
Damn I'm stronk.
>Do you help get Lich off the slide since nobody has helped her in like a week?
what is she stuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:32:53 2015 No.12881951 File: 614 KB, 800x1280, Miia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:33:43 2015 No.12881953 >>12881951 Oh you foul temptress!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:33:55 2015 No.12881956 >>12881951 That's pretty well done

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:34:00 2015 No.12881957 >>12881951 That actually looks somewhat decent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:35:05 2015 No.12881961 >>12881957 It's by no means Hound tier, but I figured I could have done worse for my first shot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:35:34 2015 No.12881964 2000+ posts and still going strong. Recap anon is gonna need some help with this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:35:44 2015 No.12881965 >>12881951 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:36:44 2015 No.12881969 >>12881964 Are you kidding? This is a godsend for RecapAnon compared to all those times we've hit 4k+

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:36:48 2015 No.12881970 >>12881964 He should only list notable things that happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:36:56 2015 No.12881971 File: 937 KB, 2000x2006, 1413395100839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881961 How about this for a second?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:38:31 2015 No.12881973 >>12881969 Still, get's hard to summarize the more shit there is, especially when people will beat you up if you forget about their favorites. >>12881970 Well duh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:40:00 2015 No.12881979 >>12881973 >People will beat you up if you forget about their favourites But RecapAnon has never been beaten up. The kid's got skill

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:40:05 2015 No.12881980 >>12881971 I'll give it a shot. I'm going to dig up my old light pad over the weekend, that might help things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:40:19 2015 No.12881981 >>12881685 When Doves Cry She'd then call me a smartass, and we'd decide Let's Go Crazy instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:40:43 2015 No.12881983 >>12881980 Yay! Best kind of kiss deserves color.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:42:32 2015 No.12881987 >>12881979 I can't help but chuckle at the notion that the ability to summarize is a "skill". But who knows, maybe he's been blessed by the based gods of recap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:43:45 2015 No.12881990 >>12881987 >Someone chuckled at my bad joke But seriously, he does get things done

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:43:51 2015 No.12881993 >>12881987 Of course it's a skill, you can be bad or good at it, and you can improve through practice and/or montage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:44:46 2015 No.12881997 >>12881993 Remember: If you're bad at something, training montage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:45:42 2015 No.12882003 >/mgg/ at peace, discussing everything without attrition of any kind >draw/writefags delivering and everyone's chill >RecapAnon is back I'm glad, but at the same time worried and sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:46:33 2015 No.12882005 >>12881951 Nice job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:46:41 2015 No.12882006 >>12881997 >>12881993 insert picture of thegreens furiously honing his recap skills after recap anon goes missing again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0jzepk0WA YOU CAN DO IT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:47:19 2015 No.12882009 futacat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:48:03 2015 No.12882012 >>12882009 futa hyena better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:48:51 2015 No.12882014 >>12882012 I prefer catboys, but to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:49:21 2015 No.12882016 >>12882003 Don't do that again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:49:25 2015 No.12882017 >>12881742 >>12881744 I guess you two were Bone Dry on Puns

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:49:34 2015 No.12882018 >>12882012 >Cue 200 posts about it not actually being a penis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:49:43 2015 No.12882020 File: 8 KB, 200x200, You've failed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882009 >>12882012 >>12882014

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:49:50 2015 No.12882021 >>12882003 You shouldn't say it or all will go to shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:50:24 2015 No.12882024 >>12882009 >>12882012 >>12882014 >The three caballeros of shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:50:35 2015 No.12882026 >>12882017 Good evening, Charon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:51:07 2015 No.12882030 >>12882018 I mean shit, it might as well be. I don't want my dick anywhere near that thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:51:53 2015 No.12882033 >>12882020 In all seriousness though, less' catboy's mom needs more love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:53:19 2015 No.12882038 >>12882033 MILFsare shit, especially ones that birth Bourbons commisions to spite the threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:53:23 2015 No.12882039 >>12882033 >>12882014 We can all be thankful that trapcat would alp almost immediatly by MG canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:55:00 2015 No.12882044 >>12882030 Why might it as well be? You're silly, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:56:15 2015 No.12882047 >>12882038 >>12882039 You know, a better question is: Do we know for sure that trapcat's mom was even born a catgirl to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:57:15 2015 No.12882050 >>12882044 because it looks like a dick and that makes me uncomfortable. >>12882047 pls stahp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:57:23 2015 No.12882051 >>12882047 Let's nip this shit in the bud, shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:57:35 2015 No.12882052 Uh-Oh! A Lilim just kidnapped your Waifu and told you she's not giving her back until she converts her into a Full Edge Chaotic Evil villain What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:58:25 2015 No.12882054 >>12882050 >>12882051 Fair enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:58:36 2015 No.12882055 File: 7 KB, 217x217, Touch me not, for I am chaste.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882012 >STRIKE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE >IN LIGHTBRINGER'S NAME, HAVE AT THEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 17:59:00 2015 No.12882058 >>12882051 let's shit on this nip's bud. >>12882052 hit the lilim with sticks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:00:06 2015 No.12882062 >>12882052 >Chaotic Evil This shall not stand. I must bring her to the correct path of Lawful Evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:00:09 2015 No.12882065 >>12882052 Tell her to go back to bed or else she's grounded. Fucking kids I swear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:00:23 2015 No.12882066 >>12882052 Try to out-edge her by kicking over Sabbath Scout lemonade stands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:00:36 2015 No.12882067 >>12882052 Hit her with a rolled up newspaper while telling her to go get a husband and stop being a fucking edgelord. Then go home with my waifu and cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:02:57 2015 No.12882075 File: 252 KB, 717x533, 1420585377792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882052 I call my neighbors for image related

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:03:01 2015 No.12882076 >>12882052 Send in an Anonymous tip that she is the one who stole Droolella's paladin daki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:03:57 2015 No.12882079 File: 22 KB, 300x300, dek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882067 >hfw you're single >yfw she whisks you away to be her husbando

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:07:27 2015 No.12882089 >>12882052 Tell her to stop reading those edgy manga's

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:07:37 2015 No.12882090 >>12882052 But anon the Lilim is my waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:08:32 2015 No.12882093 >>12882075 >You will never be visited by a Valkyrie and told that your adventure begins NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:09:17 2015 No.12882096 >>12882079 Delete that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:10:32 2015 No.12882097 >>12882093 >You'll never tell her that you don't feel like it because IT'S SUNDAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:11:29 2015 No.12882102 >>12882097 >She will never return on Monday and say that your adventure begins NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:13:04 2015 No.12882107 >>12882102 Oh, fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:14:01 2015 No.12882111 >>12882102 She's getting a knife in her foot if she expects me to do shit on a Monday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:15:19 2015 No.12882115 >>12882111 >She will never say fair enough, saying that she didn't even want to show up on Monday anyway and leave >She will never return on Tuesday

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:16:02 2015 No.12882118 Janet is certainly working for her dollar. Thank you Janet, may you have a wonderful year and discounts on bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:20:19 2015 No.12882129 >>12882118 You realize it's mostly automated, right? Some spergs use scripts to mass report shit they don't like, janitors get an alert, they press delete button and it removes the post and anything quoting it.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:20:45 2015 No.12882130

>>12882102
>You'll never test the waters and tell her to come in for a cup of tea, stalling her for hours
>"Okay. Thank you sir, that tea was delicious. So, as I said. Your adventure begins NOW"
>"Oh, was that the time? Haha, sorry, but I've got to prepare dinner now. How about you stay? It's a hosts prerogative after all."
>"O-oh... okay... i-if you insist."
>"Hah! Not at all. So where were we?"
>"Again, I'm in your debt, good sir, that was simply delicious. now, as I was saying. Your adventure begins NOW!"
>"Oh, honestly, how rude of me, to have kept you for so long. It's so late! Not to worry, if you feel uncomfortable walking home at this hour, I insist you stay over. Take the bed, I'd gladly take the lounge."
>"O-okay, i-it is pretty late, I suppose. But we could always head to an Inn, and start the first night of our adventure? NOW?"
>Nonsense, their towels are never clean, and you must want to freshen up before you crash. Here, a fresh towel. the bathroom is down the hall to the left.
>"Ah, good morning, sir, the rest was exquisite. Quite the splended bed you have for yourself, if I may say so. So as I originally came here for, I am to inform you that your adventure begins NOW"
>"Now? Haha, what nonsense. Breakfast is served. I've cooked rashes of bacon, with Eggs, sunny side up, and fried tomato, sausage and mushroom. Dig in, I'll squeeze the oranges."
>"O-okay then. It smells delicious. I'm in your debt."

and that's how you stall the undead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:22:54 2015 No.12882135 >>12882115 Okay I'll go on Tuesday. But I get weekends off and blowjob Fridays. God help her if I don't get Blowjob Fridays

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:23:30 2015 No.12882136

>>12882075
>wake up to find a note on your bed, stating your waifu is missing and is going to become an edgelord CE villain
>jump out of bed
>mass-calling your neighbors to assemble a party

>anubis you went to college with
"Anon, you fucking idiot, why would I want to help a married man find his wife"
>I'll buy you that lego set you saw on display, hell I'll even gift-wrap it
"THIS FIEND WILL KNOW THE WRATH OF THE DAUGHTER OF SET"

>lizardgirl you used to work with at Stardoes
>My wife was kidnapped-
"I AM THE SWORD OF JUSTICE, FRIEND. YOUR QUEST IS MINE-*click*"
>Sarah, it's 10am, get your shit together

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:24:02 2015 No.12882137 >>12882079 Fuck off.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:24:10 2015 No.12882138

>>12882130
>You stall her so much she completely forgets what her original mission was
>You've been stalling her for such a time you basically lived with her as if you were both married
>Meanwhile, some ancient evil or whatever is tearing up shit or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:24:35 2015 No.12882139 >>12881948 She was frozen to the slide and nobody helped her down. She still has her books though. And you're not stronk, she's just got peanut brittle for bones,

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:27:08 2015 No.12882147

>>12882138
>"Darling, I have the strangest sensation I'm forgetting something..."
>"What? Nonsense, now's not the time for that, you promised to tutor our eldest on his sword technique today. Not to worry, I'll head to the markets with our daughter and collect the ingredients for dinner tonight,"
>"Ah, you're so reliable, love. But really, you should be teaching him. I can't swing that bastard sword like you can."
>"Haha! Nonsense, your shieldwall is impenetrable, my love."
>"Ara but you penetrated so well last night."
And that's how the quick witted, stalling anon gained a pure waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:29:43 2015 No.12882154 >>12881632 So, Werecat and Kitsune. That's a toughie. I'd need individual personalities to make a decision.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:35:06 2015 No.12882161 What species is your daughteru, as well as the nickname she has for you? Like Pappy, Papa, General Cunt Destroyer, ect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:36:54 2015 No.12882169 >>12882161 >General Cunt Destroyer I don't care why I'm called that, I just want every one on earth to call me that.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:37:35 2015 No.12882171

>>12882130

>Nonsense, their towels are never clean, and you must want to freshen up before you crash. Here, a fresh towel.

Can't argue with that, clean towels are a must.

>>12882138

>Days later, she's still living with you
>She looks troubled, as if she was forgetting something
"What's the matter, miss?" You ask
>"I... uh... I'm pretty sure there was... something... we had to do... something urgent..."
"Urgent? like what?"
>"I don't quite remember, sir, I... I do know it was something that should be done immediately..."
"Immediately? Like, right NOW?"
>Her eyes widen upon hearing the word
>"Y-Yes! That's it!"
"...'That's it' what?"
>"Your adventure, sir! It's really important! My word, I completely forgot about it! Quickly, we must set off before it's too late!"
"Aw, do we really have to do this right now? It's still 08:00 A.M.!" You say, moving to the nearest window as to open it up
>"I-I know, b-but--"
"And it's such a beautiful morn--"
>You open the window's curtains, only to be met with a fiery blowout full of chaos, death, torment, giant demons, mushroom clouds and no internet connection
>The Valkyrie just stands there, staring at it all unfold before her eyes with her mouth agape, as hell breaks loose outside
"...Oh."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:38:09 2015 No.12882175 >>12882161 >Field Marshal Fuck Machine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:38:50 2015 No.12882178 >>12882171 Never forget to bring a fresh, clean towel. >towlie.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:39:58 2015 No.12882183 >>12882175 >Taking the name of the golem you married

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:40:39 2015 No.12882187

>>12882136
>"Anon, it's 11 in the morning. You know I don't wake up at this time"
>I know, but this is serious. My wife has been kidnapped
>"...Is that it?"
>Well, I called to ask you for help
>"Beat the guy who stole her away up."
>It's a Lilim
>"...And?"
>They're super powerful
>"You were always a sack of brittle bones... Hey! Remember back in higschool when I fastball special you at tha *yaaaaawn* That Lilim?"
>Mino this isn't the time for reminiscing. Are you in or not?
>"What's in it for me?"
>I'll get you anything you want
>"Will you get me that giant battle axe they have on display in the museum down the street?"
>Wha-I can't get you that!
>"You said anything."
>But-
>"I'm hanging up."
>Wait wait wait! I'll... I'll see what I can do
"My my, how submissive. I should've made you call me something lewd
>J-Just hurry up and get here.
>"Still the same ol' Anon, even when you were a kid

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:41:02 2015 No.12882190

>>12882175
>Walk through the front door of your house
>You daughteru flies at you and gives you a hug capable of moving Hulk Holgan's heart and simultaneously break his spine
>"Field Marshal Fuck Machine! You're back! Lieutenant Ball Gobbler and I were lonely!"
>waifu takes another sip of alcohol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:42:01 2015 No.12882193 >>12882171 >no internet connection The knave has truly ruined this world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:43:17 2015 No.12882195 >>12882161 The Derriere Martyr.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:44:47 2015 No.12882197 >>12882195 Big Dong Donkey Kong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:47:04 2015 No.12882205 File: 39 KB, 300x300, redslime.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882197 Cuddle Puddle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:48:11 2015 No.12882209 >>12882205 The Playstation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:48:49 2015 No.12882210 >>12882209 So you have no game?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:49:16 2015 No.12882213 >>12882197 Stanky Wang Danky Kang

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:49:44 2015 No.12882217 >>12882210 /v/ please

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:50:18 2015 No.12882218 >>12882161 >Daughteru Freaking casual. I'd have daughterus. With an S on the end. Anubi give birth in litters, don't you know. And at least one of them would call me Brick-Dick Daddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:52:05 2015 No.12882223 >>12882218 I have over 400,000 daughterus with my Scylla waifu. You know how fucking hard it is to not only inseminate EVERY egg, but make sure none of them die? You're the fucking casual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:54:35 2015 No.12882230 >>12882223 Have you considered some kind of atomised semen dispersal system?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:55:03 2015 No.12882232 >>12882223 >>12882218 You're like a couple of drunk pollacks arguing over who can tolerate the most pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:56:09 2015 No.12882235 >>12882230 >not doing things the old fashioned way Truly we are in dark times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:56:30 2015 No.12882236 >>12882232 No I'm not. Shut up. My dad can beat up your dad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:57:59 2015 No.12882239 >>12882161 Bossu. Alternatively, she can call me Big Bossu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:57:59 2015 No.12882240 >>12882223 >400,000 daughterus Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:58:26 2015 No.12882243 >>12882236 My waifu can beat up your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 18:59:31 2015 No.12882245 >>12882243 What's your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:00:30 2015 No.12882246 >>12882240 >All 400,000 of them swarm onto you at once >"Happy birthday Pappy~!" >They all shout in unison >Among them you could swear you heard one of them mutter, "C is for Cookie!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:01:28 2015 No.12882247 >>12882240 All but one or two would die pretty early on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:02:00 2015 No.12882250 >>12882246 Ah, that wurm is a master of disguise; she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:02:03 2015 No.12882251 File: 338 KB, 724x1024, e176afbd015027cc68b70a0b1c803363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882245 A Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:04:14 2015 No.12882255 >>12882247 Of course. Though you can keep almost all of them alive. It'll drain you physically, spiritually, mentally, and financially, but it's well worth it. Of course if even one dies the wife gets clingy and depressed for a good while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:04:55 2015 No.12882256 >>12882247 >Watching almost all your daughterus dying JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:05:10 2015 No.12882257 >>12882251 Oh. I guess my waifu couldn't beat up your waifu, then. But at least she can wear pants.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:05:12 2015 No.12882258

>Lilim waifu lovs playing Cupid, in her own way
>She kidnaps dudes' waifus and leaves them a note with some cringe inducing edgy manga villain scheme written on them
>Dudes always go nuts trying to save their waifu, in reality she just takes the women shopping and to the spa and shit
>She instructs all of her subjects to put up resistance but ultimately throw their fights
>Fuckers always kick in the last door
>I wish I knew why, and I wish I could stop replacing the fucking thing three times a month
>Finds his waifu sitting on a sofa watching chick flicks with my waifu
>I have to explain things to this poor asshole while they sit there and giggle
>Ah well, their waifus are always really happy and impressed that they fought so hard for them, so I guess it's worth it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:07:32 2015 No.12882264 >>12882257 >playing the pants card You bastard.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:07:52 2015 No.12882266

>>12882258
>I wish I could stop replacing the fucking thing three times a month
Stop closing the door all the way then, baka. Make em look extra stupid when they power up their kick and are met with no resistance. put it on springs too, so it swings back and smacks them in the face just as they reunite with their waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:08:17 2015 No.12882268 >>12882257 >But at least she can wear pants That's a low blow, my man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:08:45 2015 No.12882269 >>12882258 Oh fuck that. I'd drop my girlfriend like a burning sack of potatoes if she went with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:10:20 2015 No.12882278 Writing an update for Dietrichs adventure, how do you want it? Greentext style or Paragraphs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:12:34 2015 No.12882285 >>12882278 If you have to ask, go with paragraphs. They make for better stories in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:12:34 2015 No.12882286 >>12882278 Greentext.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:17:20 2015 No.12882296 >>12882257 Who cares? I like seeing her in sarongs over pants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:18:22 2015 No.12882300 >>12882250 >That's her actual job >She goes around using her master disguising abilities for others

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:19:20 2015 No.12882302 >>12882264 >>12882268 Now I feel guilty for saying that. I'm sorry, pantless waifus are still lovely, even if they can never experience the joy of wearing hammer pants or bike shorts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:21:41 2015 No.12882306 >>12882278 Oi, count me in, mang. As for writing method, I'd say greentext, since the whole story's like that, making it prose now would kinda put a big burden on you, since you'd have to rewrite the whole thing in prose, or not. It's up to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:21:43 2015 No.12882308 >>12882302 Or spats. An Anubis wearing spats when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:22:07 2015 No.12882311 File: 824 KB, 1224x792, final boss of payday2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882052 Assemble my party of FREEDOM and bring my 2nd amendment rights with me to free her, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:22:29 2015 No.12882312 File: 439 KB, 900x1345, 1403056895534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you have rough pollination with Kii?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:24:23 2015 No.12882316 >>12882312 >She can be petite >Ara ara >Ultra lewd >Inbetween >Or average I'd plant countless seeds into her fertile soil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:24:30 2015 No.12882317 >>12882312 I'd a healthy Kii.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:25:07 2015 No.12882321 >>12882308 We gotta push spats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:25:34 2015 No.12882326 >>12882302 >bike shorts slime It can work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:25:51 2015 No.12882327 >>12882321 Yes we do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:26:48 2015 No.12882333 >>12882308 That'd show off her ass pretty well, although she'd require a hole for her tail.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Jan 6 19:28:11 2015 No.12882335 http://puu. sh/eaFs9/39a05d7a5b.jpg Wan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:28:52 2015 No.12882337 >>12882335 Based Hound

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:31:03 2015 No.12882339 >>12882333 Yeah. >Numerous Mgs in spats >Dragons, Kitsune, Anubis, Ogres, Oni, ect >All of them showing off their glorious behinds like they're in a comercial >A group of monsters who can't wear them sit in a corner and brood

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:32:25 2015 No.12882343 >>12882335 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:34:40 2015 No.12882352 >>12882339 >Wurm tries to put on spats cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:35:06 2015 No.12882353 >>12881632 >Kraken >Dark Valkyrie Both are lewd and probably ara ara. I don't know man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:37:05 2015 No.12882360 >>12882335 http://i.imgur.com/0QrZVEw.jpg Nya.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:37:54 2015 No.12882362

>>12882352
>First attempt
>It rips apart in her hands
>She cries
>Second attempt
>She barely manages to get it over her tail and rear before it tears
>She cries and eats some icecream
>Third Attempt
>She finally puts it on, even though only one leg hole is used
>She smiles triumphantly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:38:54 2015 No.12882368 >>12882362 >It surprisingly makes her ass look amazing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:39:41 2015 No.12882371 >>12882360 That's one of Loens, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:40:40 2015 No.12882375 >>12882371 Pretty sure, but I'll double check before I post the "final" version. Also, best cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:40:41 2015 No.12882376 >>12882368 >Wurm does numerous sexy poses >The empty leg hole flopping about >The Ryu watching chews her nails in obscenely green jealousy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:40:42 2015 No.12882377 >>12882371 Loen doesn't do lewds, and that doesn't look like his artstyle

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:40:43 2015 No.12882378 >>12882368 Wurms do have butts apparently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:41:48 2015 No.12882383 >>12882378 News at 11

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:42:32 2015 No.12882386 >>12882375 >best cat Yes anon, Cheshires are the best cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:42:46 2015 No.12882387 >>12882383 Will it involve that one Holst news anchor with the shirt she never fully buttons up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:43:08 2015 No.12882389 >>12882377 It isn't? Huh. Guess my policy of always checking twice pays off after all. ..Loen should do lewds tho.. >>12882386 My negro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:43:59 2015 No.12882393 >>12882377 Loen has a lewd Miia tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:44:16 2015 No.12882395 Alright gentlemen, the ultimate question. Wan, Nyan, Moo, Hiss, Baa, Chirp, Croak, Whinny, or Squeak?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:44:54 2015 No.12882399 >>12882386 >Cheshire that's not how you spell Jinko

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:44:59 2015 No.12882400 >>12882395 Wan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:45:00 2015 No.12882401 >>12882395 Nyaaa

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:45:05 2015 No.12882403 >>12882393 And he said that was the last time he'd do lewds He's not a dirty dirty person like .Less

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:45:17 2015 No.12882405 >>12882377 >Loen doesn't do lewds Go back and look at his stuff. >>12882387 >Will it involve that one Holst news anchor with the shirt she never fully buttons up? God I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:45:25 2015 No.12882407 File: 432 KB, 1250x1500, 40 pounds of rape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882395 Roar

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:46:16 2015 No.12882410 File: 1.28 MB, 981x1400, tigerbutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882395 Chuff

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:47:12 2015 No.12882413 >>12882405 >Holst anchor never buttons up her shirt all the way >Never wears a bra >Always moves in a way that shows off her breats

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:47:57 2015 No.12882414

>>12882308
Right now, if we're talking about inside my head.

>"Servant, are you certain that this garb is fashionable in today's society?"
>"Hey, you chose me to get you up to date after your ressurection. Do you want my help or not? And stop calling me 'Servant'."
>"Very well, Underling. Though these spats cling to my form most intimately, I feel them caress my skin like a dancer's silk."
>"That's, uh, nice."
>"Tell me, what kingdom must I conquer to claim more of these treasured shorts?"
>"Well, I think Sigma Sport down the road sells them."
>"Perfect! Then we shall dethrone their pharaoh and crush all those who follow her! Come, Underling! We march to battle at once!"
>"Your shorts are riding up in your butt-crack."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:47:59 2015 No.12882415 >>12882395 Moo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:48:06 2015 No.12882417 >>12882399 But anon, when you see a Cheshires smug fucking face while she sways her lewd hips don't you just want to plow her silly while violently slapping her equally lewd ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:48:18 2015 No.12882418 >>12882413 No no no. Her shirt buttons up, but when she gets excited a button or two might pop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:49:07 2015 No.12882421 >>12882395 What sound would a Cheshire and Manticore make?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:49:10 2015 No.12882422

>>12882413
>Implying she does that
>Implying she doesn't button her shirt all the way on purpose and not because she can't
>Implying she doesn't wear a bra on purpose and not because none fit
>Implying she moves in a way on purpose and not because Gravity and momentum are assholes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:49:11 2015 No.12882423 >>12882395 The only weird my waifu makes is Ara~ Ara~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:49:39 2015 No.12882424 >>12882418 >She moos in an embarrassing, but seductive, way when it happens

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:49:46 2015 No.12882425 >>12882417 >smug fucking face >sways her lewd hips >violently slapping her equally lewd ass ..Aaand there goes my concentration.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:50:21 2015 No.12882427 >>12882417 Cheshires do come across as sado-masochists to a degree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:50:28 2015 No.12882428 >>12882417 no, I'd rather my jinko waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:50:29 2015 No.12882429 >>12882418 >She's always really goddamn excited about the news >Her buttons have damaged a lot of camera parts and a few cameramen >She has ways of making it up to the latter though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:50:44 2015 No.12882430 >>12882418 She had to stop buttoning them because that happened too frequently. Such a prodigious bosom propelled buttons with a velocity to put out people's eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:50:49 2015 No.12882431 >>12882395 Squish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:52:09 2015 No.12882434 >>12882425 Remember anon, she'll only get smugger and even more lewd the more you fuck her. Until you pull her tail that is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:52:11 2015 No.12882435 >>12882395 Spblorp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:52:16 2015 No.12882437 File: 408 KB, 723x1000, 44696097075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882395 >>12882423 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:52:33 2015 No.12882438 File: 191 KB, 650x713, 1410780683426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Plow the cow. DO IT NOW.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:52:41 2015 No.12882440 >>12882429 Watching the 12 o'clock news must be fun Either the cameraman is a pervert and slowly zooms in on her chest Or it freaks out and moves into random directions because the camera man just got snipped by a button

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:52:49 2015 No.12882442 >>12882422 >Intentionally Seductive Holst vs >Unintentionally Seductive Holst Who will win in this celebrity deathmatch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:54:03 2015 No.12882444 >>12882442 Unintentionally because it's adorable And I'm not saying that because I find clutz adorable or anything Baka

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:54:54 2015 No.12882446 >>12882437 >scans never >translation never

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:55:52 2015 No.12882448 >>12882335 But what about Grossly Incandescent Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:56:21 2015 No.12882450 >>12882444 I bet you watch the news whenever she's on and even record it. There nothing wrong with clutz, they have good appeal too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:56:55 2015 No.12882451 >>12882434 Pulling may or may not happen...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:57:24 2015 No.12882452 >>12882438 I'm going to plow her and fill her full of seed like the fields out back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:57:43 2015 No.12882453 >>12882450 >I bet you watch the news whenever she's on and even record it. You mean you don't?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:58:11 2015 No.12882456 >>12882448 She's being PKed in undead burg by a guy with a Zweihander.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:58:12 2015 No.12882457 >>12882395 Moo, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:58:25 2015 No.12882458 >>12882442 We do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:58:33 2015 No.12882459 >>12882452 Farmerboy pls. Don't fuck a shitty cow,

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:59:02 2015 No.12882461 >>12882442 Unintentionally. That's best for holst, but if the anchor was, say, a succubus or something and was just being coy that'd be better for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:59:27 2015 No.12882462 >>12882453 >You mean you don't? Of course I do. I even have a tape of when she got really nervous and started sweating

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 19:59:34 2015 No.12882463 >>12882459 Thems be fightin words city boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:00:05 2015 No.12882466 >>12882352 >>12882362 >1-hem spats for lamias and wurms >Functions just like Miia's jean skirt, except tighter You know, this doesn't sound impossible...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:00:06 2015 No.12882467 >>12882326 what about slime girl swimsuits?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:00:14 2015 No.12882468 >>12882459 Of course not, who would do that? No, you clean the muck and grime accumulated from working your land off of her, THEN plow the cow. Honestly, we aren't animals even if we want to fuck like them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:00:52 2015 No.12882469 >>12882461 How about a Wyvern? >Does various seductive things >A wink here >A breast jiggle there >All of it it negated though when she spills her juice box and cries

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:01:12 2015 No.12882471 >>12882461 >Red Oni on sports WHAMMY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:01:26 2015 No.12882472 >>12882463 Fuck you ya hick. If I could I'd turn you into an alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:02:25 2015 No.12882473 >>12882472 Boy I think we know who'd be in the alp in every Farmer and City person relationship.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:03:02 2015 No.12882476

>>12882471
>She flexes constantly
>People watch the segment more for her cut than anything

>>12882469
I dunno, it's hard for me to take anything with a harpy's body type seriously, And wouldn't she reasonably be behind the camera anyway, what with the whole flying thing? Maybe she could drop a bunch of innuendo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:03:22 2015 No.12882478 >>12882466 >Suddenly money everywhere when Ryus buy it to seduce their husbands

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:03:24 2015 No.12882479

>>12882469
>Wyvern trying to act all seductive
>Gets no reaction whatsoever, not even from the camera guy
>Tries to drink her juicebox but it explodes due to her claws, getting her wet
>She begins to cry because now her chest was wet and sticky and covered in juice
>Viewers double

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:03:52 2015 No.12882481 >>12882473 Yeah, the closeted hick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:05:06 2015 No.12882482 >>12882479 >The bubbly holstaurus comes to help clean the juice off of her chest >Some of the liquid soaks through her own shirt too >The news now has more viewers than the Big Bang Theory

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:05:28 2015 No.12882484 >>12882479 >People watch because she's adorable >They don't give a fuck about the news itself >>12882476 Then who would you suggest that isn't obvious? Lamia? Pharaoh? Dark Matter?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Jan 6 20:06:11 2015 No.12882485 >>12882448 Eventually. I just don't want to redo it so soon. Maybe after Miia and less Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:06:40 2015 No.12882486 >>12882482 >The news turns into soft core porn >Such is life in MGC

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:07:18 2015 No.12882488

>>12882459
>Not making shitty pay through hard labour on a farm because it's the least soul destroying job you could find
>Not toiling on the fields for days, before being tasked with cleaning out the holst stables
>Not walking into the stable and finding yourself in a nice, open air barn-turned-lounge, complete with plush furniture and pleasant decor
>Not meeting a friendly, early thirty-something holstaurus who immediately takes a liking to you
>Not spending your lunch hours lazing around with her under the tree in the middle of the furthest paddock, eating picnics and talking about your respective lives

P, L, E and B spells "pleb".

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:07:43 2015 No.12882489
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>>12882459

>Not wanting to milk the Holstaur on your near daily chore
>Not seeing her fidget, leaving her coveralls down
>She's lowing at you, one hand on her groin as she starts to unzip the front
>Keep telling yourself she's just a cow, even though she has enough chub and chest fat to be your ideal woman
>She's telling you she wants you inside of her
>Start chanting mantras from Buddhism to yourself
>Give into temptation and fuck the cow
>MFW there are Anons here who don't want to help their waifu bring their daughteru into the world in the family barn, cradling with waifu and child as she nurses on Mama's breast

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:09:17 2015 No.12882493

>>12882484
>isn't obvious?
For which segment? If you want a good not-obvious accidentally sexy anchor for your general around the town stuff you'd probably go for a doppleganger whose body subconsciously shifts to tease the viewers most interested in whatever she's reporting on. Just fucking imagine that. She'd also have to do accidental sexy poses like the holst as well, maybe a few subtle innuendos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:10:55 2015 No.12882496 >>12882493 Let's go with Sports, Current Events, and Generic School Shooting segments.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:11:55 2015 No.12882497 >>12882488 >>12882489 Freaking holst hivemind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:12:42 2015 No.12882499 File: 257 KB, 894x894, A moo moo here and a moo moo there.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882497 We are all one in mind and soul.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:13:02 2015 No.12882500

All this Holstaurus talk reminds me of an image idea I thought up the other day. Its a POV image with a Holstaurus in a dress pressing herself up against the viewer, one hand on the chest of the view and the other pulling down the top of the dress to reveal more of her cleavage, she also has heart pupils and in the background her tail is in the shape of a heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:15:02 2015 No.12882503 >>12882499 God I love this picture. Its a picture of what heaven must be. Hurry up with that VR stuff whichever anons are working on it, I need to go to that field.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:15:04 2015 No.12882504 >>12882500 Loen, I hope you draw this idea as well as the Holst and Wyvern anchors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:15:19 2015 No.12882505 >>12882500 Well that sounds won- >Tail shaped as heart Abort, that shit's a Succubutt!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:16:53 2015 No.12882508 >>12882505 I think you misunderstand, like the whole tail is forming the shape of a heart, not the tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:17:32 2015 No.12882513 >>12882505 Come on anon, I'm pretty sure her tail is dexterous enough. Succubutts aren't even that bad.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Jan 6 20:20:43 2015 No.12882516 >>12882499 Needs some dark meat but imagine waking up to a housefull of cow girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:21:04 2015 No.12882518 >>12882513 You don't understand anon. If I date what I think is a Lilim only to end up with a bitchy clingy Succubus I'm not gonna have fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:22:19 2015 No.12882520 >>12882516 All you like is brown any more, I'll agree its good but you gotta have some other flavors in there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:22:32 2015 No.12882521 >>12882518 A clingy Succubutt sounds adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:22:42 2015 No.12882522 >>12882516 >"Mooo~" >"M-Mooo!" >"I'm not mooing for you!" >"Ufufufu" >"M is for Milk!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:23:50 2015 No.12882523 >>12882522 That fucking Wurm is a master of disguise. Bet she could out sneak Big Boss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:23:55 2015 No.12882524 >>12882516 With all that milk you would have the strongest bones on the planet.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Jan 6 20:25:13 2015 No.12882526 >>12882520 Brown's nice cause all I see is white. Farmers tan holsts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:25:21 2015 No.12882529 >>12882524 Too bad Milk stinks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:28:05 2015 No.12882534 >>12882522 I'm gonna make that middle one moo her head off tonight while the rest watch. >>12882526 Just admit that white is good too. >>12882529 Heathen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:28:18 2015 No.12882535 How would a Holstaurus if she found out her crush is lactose intolerant?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:29:04 2015 No.12882537

>>12882496
>Sports
The obvious one here would be the jock oni already presented, so maybe... a cockatrice? She'd be so aroused by the people sprinting around the screen that her lust would drip into her voice and stance. She'd subconsciously rub her legs together when speaking about pretty much anything other than golf.

>Current Events
Dark Elf. Every discussion of war or politics takes on a decidedly S&M theme and both male and female viewers alike find themselves aroused for whatever reason during her segments. The fact that she doesn't wear a shirt under her blazer probably helps though.

>School Shooting Segments
Gun otaku salamander. Gets really into how the gunmen planned things out/what the cops are going to do and how each party could/could have countered the other. The cameraman has to be careful not to slip in her juices if they're walking around during all this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:29:27 2015 No.12882539 >>12882499 >that sleeping one with white hair 10/10 would snuggle with and make qt calf daughterus with

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:29:39 2015 No.12882540 >>12882535 I'm pretty sure Holstaurus milk is imbued with MAMONO MANA, or she could get some of Hathors milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:29:59 2015 No.12882542 >>12882535 Holstaurus milk doesn't work like cow milk anon, even if that doesn't work there's always the local church of Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:30:14 2015 No.12882544 >Drinking pure milk Coffee + milk or bust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:30:31 2015 No.12882545 >>12882535 Make sure a Weresheep doesn't whisk him away with her milk that lactose intolerant people can drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:30:48 2015 No.12882547 >>12882534 >if you don't like the worst beverage you're a heathen Fuck your rotten water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:31:33 2015 No.12882549 >>12882544 You're not a good person.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:32:06 2015 No.12882551

>>12882521
>"Hey, what's wrong, you haven't had sex with me at all recently~"
>"We did it twice this morning."
>"That was six hours ago! Are you cheating on me?"
>"If I was you'd be able to smell my cum from two miles away."
>"Three, but speaking of..."
>She then proceeds to milk all the orgasms she thinks you cheated her out of from you
>She then demands to cuddle for an hour after making you a sandwich
Not too bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:32:24 2015 No.12882552 >>12882544 Cafe au lait?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:32:50 2015 No.12882553 >>12882547 Are your taste buds dead or Japanese?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:33:38 2015 No.12882557 >>12882549 >You're not a good person Why? Because I don't like drinking pure milk? Or because I like coffee?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:33:51 2015 No.12882559 >>12882552 I love that story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:34:30 2015 No.12882560 >>12882553 Or maybe you taste buds are shit. Ever think about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:34:52 2015 No.12882562 >>12882557 Both, though the coffee I can forgive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:36:09 2015 No.12882565 >>12882551 The best part is, succubi can be as possessive as any other monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:37:03 2015 No.12882569 >>12882251 Do you think Dragons eat jewels like candy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:37:21 2015 No.12882570 >>12882560 >you Your* Shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:37:33 2015 No.12882571 >>12882562 Judging others like that doesn't make you any more righteous, you don't even know me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:37:41 2015 No.12882572 >>12882560 Or maybe it's just an opinion and no one is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:38:13 2015 No.12882573 >>12882377 Loen didn't say he doesn't do lewds. He said he doesn't do nudes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:38:20 2015 No.12882575 >>12882569 They probably could. Wurms treat it like candy, and value it greatly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:40:04 2015 No.12882577 >>12882575 >Find a wurm >Her hoard consists entirely of Ring Pops, Jolly Ranchers, and her wedding ring >Her huscband shrugs when you look at him >At least she's happy Hnnnnggggggg!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:42:03 2015 No.12882582 >>12882577 Someone draw this. PLEASE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:42:26 2015 No.12882584 >>12882565 They can be as good as any other monster girl, but due to some faggots you can't talk too much about them without the word NTR showing up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:44:21 2015 No.12882590 >>12882582 Also, she needs to be clutching one of those gold wrapped chocolate bunnies.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:44:38 2015 No.12882592
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>>12882575
>>12882577
Alternatively,
>Wurm bites a sapphire in her pile by accident
>She doesn't even break her teeth, she just keeps chewing
>"Hmm...blueberry. Good."
>Tfw you're dumb enough to bite into another sapphire in her hoard
>And effectively chip a tooth or two

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:44:59 2015 No.12882593 File: 159 KB, 1280x1811, 1403232908518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882584 Those shitters won't stop me from liking Succubutts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:46:07 2015 No.12882596 >>12882593 I want her to sit on my face while I tongue her butthole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:46:22 2015 No.12882597 >>12882593 They're great girls so long as you can fuflill them emotionally and/or provide sufficient amounts of the D. They're lewd masters among lewd masters, can't get any better than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:46:39 2015 No.12882598 >>12882592 Gotta love those Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:47:47 2015 No.12882601 >>12882597 Would Succubi be very sensitive to human emotions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:48:15 2015 No.12882602 >>12882593 I want her to put a donut on my dick and eat it off while I tongue punch her fart box.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:50:00 2015 No.12882607 >>12882596 >>12882602 Her butt isn't even in view guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:51:08 2015 No.12882610 >>12882607 I can tell by her hips that it's delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:51:34 2015 No.12882613 >>12882607 Thighs and hips imply it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:53:42 2015 No.12882621 File: 660 KB, 703x1200, Wight KC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882610 >>12882613 This also applies pretty well to the Wight and Troll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:54:00 2015 No.12882623 >>12882582 You already have that collar picture from Luth. I think that's as cute and as happy of a Wurm as you're going to get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:55:33 2015 No.12882626 >>12882601 No. In fact most monsters wouldn't care that much about a mans emotions thinking they can just fuck away everything bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:57:01 2015 No.12882634 >>12882623 There are also several pictures from Loen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:57:48 2015 No.12882637 >>12881632 >Nightmare or Anubis Argh, I-I don't know! Anubis would probably win out in the end...

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Jan 6 20:58:21 2015 No.12882638 >>12882534 >Just admit that white is good too. I never said is was bad. All colors of the rainbow are nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:59:20 2015 No.12882641 >>12882621 Kunoichi, orc, and devil too. KC does pretty good >implied hips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:04:12 2015 No.12882652 >>12882641 >Hips Asses I meant. The hips are outright stated and it's glorious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:08:27 2015 No.12882661 I want to be a child to a rich family with a Kikimora onee-san. Then when I grow up I'm marrying her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:11:37 2015 No.12882670 >>12882661 Sounds pretty fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:12:21 2015 No.12882673 >>12882661 >Easy mode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:12:44 2015 No.12882675 >>12881632 Decisiveness makes things easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:13:24 2015 No.12882676 >>12882335 >>12881951 So which colored version should be tweeted at Crabman? Anon's? Hound's? Loen's when he does it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:14:10 2015 No.12882678 File: 557 KB, 900x900, 3ea6dd18502dfb64a7c48441a876c795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eldritch abominations a shit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:14:34 2015 No.12882679 >>12881785 >Anubis and Dragon Mah nigga, you have the finest of taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:14:45 2015 No.12882680 >>12882676 Since it's Loens lineart, he should probably decide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:15:34 2015 No.12882684 >>12882680 That's why I asked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:16:14 2015 No.12882686 >>12882602 Would you're waifu be into foodplay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:16:35 2015 No.12882687 >>12882626 Or at least that's the headcanon of most people here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:17:30 2015 No.12882689 >>12882052 Isn't that the plot of Rusalka?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:17:58 2015 No.12882691 >>12882684 I like Anon's, but Hound has way more experience and it shows. Take that as you will. Sorry Anon :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:18:14 2015 No.12882692 >>12882686 if she was a healthy succubus with a tray of doughnuts, yes. but my waifu in reality is Jinko, she's very conscious about what and who she eats. I just appreciate some health.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:19:21 2015 No.12882695 >>12881632 >Kikimora and Dark Priest We can always join the church, so no biggie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:20:16 2015 No.12882698 How many healing stories do we have at the moment? They need not be completed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:21:14 2015 No.12882700 >>12881859 >trusting cats >being such a bitch one can fuck you up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:21:56 2015 No.12882702 >>12882339 Isn't Anubis already kinda in spats? Which is fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:22:40 2015 No.12882704 >>12882692 >Bulking Jinkos and Onis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:23:26 2015 No.12882706 >>12882695 I like your tastes and would willingly call you my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:23:30 2015 No.12882707 >>12881925 Everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:24:05 2015 No.12882711 File: 1.09 MB, 1000x1412, 36bfc1115b8321bb50a0133a51fc7dd1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'd eat sugar cookies with her, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:24:57 2015 No.12882714 >>12882711 I'd eat her cookies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:25:07 2015 No.12882715 >>12882711 >Her Wrong pic. Might as well use "them". Shit, I need to slow down on drinkin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:28:28 2015 No.12882722 >>12882062 You are my knigga. >>12882395 CHEEP CHEEP MOTHERFUCKER.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:29:37 2015 No.12882724 >>12882711 Anubis vs...Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:29:45 2015 No.12882725 >>12881827 I actually really like cats. If I couldn't a mouse I'd a cat. Going to get to proofing chapter now, if nothing needs to be rewritten I'll have it up soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:30:38 2015 No.12882726 >>12882706 Which girl(s) are your favorites?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:30:55 2015 No.12882727 >>12882711 >smug anubutt with abs My dick could break rocks, it's so hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:31:28 2015 No.12882729 >>12882724 >human ears Not Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:32:58 2015 No.12882731 File: 311 KB, 800x450, 1420597978346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What non aquatic monster girl would you take scuba diving with you?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:33:07 2015 No.12882732

Yandere succubus
>You wake up to a blowjob
>"Good morning darling~"
>Oh. It's her. She moved in a couple of months ago and declared you her husband. How the hell did she even come into the house? She begins sucking harder
>You let out a suprised gasp from the sudden intensity and begin to come
>"Darling, Your essence tastes delicious~"
>She stands up and begins patrolling your room.
>Her eyes suddenly go dark
>"Darling, why do you have a woman's scent in your room? Did one of those WHORES seduce you? Was it that manticore at work, or that holst working at that bakery? D-Darling are you cheating on me?"
>Aww shit. You remebered the fap incident. She caught you fapping and made you come as inside her as much as you fapped in your life. Had to go to the hospital for malnutrition.
>"No. I haven't gone outside since last week. Remember?"
>She made you stay at home. Cuddling with her all day. Saying something along the lines of "Darling is mine and only mine"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:33:17 2015 No.12882733 File: 226 KB, 423x1615, Mordekaiser (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882711 >TFW Nam is still the best LoL 4koma artist

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:34:29 2015 No.12882736 File: 539 KB, 1136x1646, biribiri_Casual_Inevitability_Contact_011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882731

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:34:35 2015 No.12882737 >>12882731 Jinko they love to swim

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:35:29 2015 No.12882738 >>12882544 >bust Yes please, both mounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:35:45 2015 No.12882739 >>12882691 None taken. I think I made several areas the wrong material anyway. For instance I'm pretty sure at least two of the areas I colored purple are really part of her tail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:36:15 2015 No.12882742 >>12882737 Jinko cannot swim. Junko cannot swim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:37:58 2015 No.12882747 >>12882742 >implying tigers, therefore Jinkos don't love to swim educate yourself you fucking pleb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMnK63ppBXU

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:39:28 2015 No.12882750 >>12882739 For what it's worth, I think you're way better at shading than I am.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:40:30 2015 No.12882753 File: 433 KB, 800x1129, 83d649951fcb6aa2c4716c14261b9e07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882727 What about diamonds?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Jan 6 21:41:41 2015 No.12882756 Problem. I can't decide what colors to use for the outfit. Was thinking black with gold or silver. Any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:41:48 2015 No.12882757 >>12882753 >smug >boob window sweater and nothing else >delicious brown well, yes, now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:42:05 2015 No.12882758 >>12882753 >No cute squishy paws Nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:42:47 2015 No.12882760 File: 994 KB, 245x245, 1383419807180.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882523 >out sneak Big Boss >out >sneak >Big Boss If you were looking for death, you've come to the right place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:43:10 2015 No.12882763 >>12882726 Holstaurus, sea bishop, dark priest, kiki, dormouse, and not-shit succubus. I'm kind of a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:44:44 2015 No.12882767 >>12882724 Nah It's a crocodile with schizo issues

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:44:44 2015 No.12882768 >>12882756 Black with gold would work best as contrast to her red.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:44:55 2015 No.12882769 >>12882584 >>12882593 Enjoy being a soulless husk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:46:30 2015 No.12882773 >>12882763 We are most definitely each other's niggas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:48:05 2015 No.12882778 >>12882732 Weak Obsessive. Could be better. Could be WORSE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:54:52 2015 No.12882791 File: 780 KB, 1280x1268, 1420069504569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882753 Blushing Anubis is better

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:54:56 2015 No.12882792 >>12882760 But anon, she already has. >Big Boss grabs his face and yanks it off in the same manner he did in the beginning of MGS3 if you did the right choice >Wurm's face is underneath

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:56:25 2015 No.12882797 File: 404 KB, 950x1380, 4bffef95cefacfa8174817929b04baf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882791 She's certainly a qt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:56:49 2015 No.12882799 File: 151 KB, 539x670, DD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882760 >Big Boss will never get healed by DD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:58:26 2015 No.12882800 >>12882799 DD is gonna fucking die and you know it.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:59:29 2015 No.12882802
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>>12882626
>no one will ever write a story with a monstergirl learning how much she was hurting her man by raping him constantly
>she will never understand why he looks at her with such fear
>she will never scream in horror at the damage she had done
>she will never tearfully apologize and beg for an opportunity to show her love is genuine
>he will never give her that chance, but will leave her because the scars run too deep
>he will never spend the rest of his days locked in a monsterproof room while she stands outside his door saying "I'm sorry. I miss you"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:59:46 2015 No.12882803 >>12882800 >Kaz, I don't think you understand. They killed my dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:00:29 2015 No.12882804 >>12882800 Or turn into dolomite while waiting for him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:03:32 2015 No.12882813 >>12882802 >I turned my boyfriend into a shut-in paladin and now I'm in despair

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:03:34 2015 No.12882814 >>12882804 Okay, first off how dare you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:04:16 2015 No.12882816 >>12882802 I kinda want to see that. But then everyone would bitch a storm.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:05:20 2015 No.12882822

>>12882802
>Eventually other MGs come looking
>She guards the door of the room like a guard of hell itself.
>Word spreads of the pair
>Stronger monsters come, seeking the man worthy of such a guard but not a wife
>She has to fight them all off, without rest
>Eventually tires and is beaten
>The room is breached due to it's age
>The man has already passed away, nothing but bones left
>She's been guarding the room for hundreds of years before it caught anyone's attention

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:06:47 2015 No.12882824 File: 497 KB, 529x736, ee6c2fe25231619bf42559a01eefe760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best harpies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:06:55 2015 No.12882827 >>12882813 I'm completely serious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:08:08 2015 No.12882830 >>12882816 I don't see why.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue Jan 6 22:08:29 2015 No.12882834 >>12882824 http://imgur.com/wsySYPW http://imgur.com/DrQrTrh

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:08:40 2015 No.12882835

>>12882802
>>12882816

I had an idea of that with an Oomukade that raped a classmate because he'd never noticed her, and referred to receiving Valentine's chocolates from her as "disgusting".

But then I remembered I lack the time, writing ability, and stones to do it without being afraid of the autumnal fallout.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:09:51 2015 No.12882837 >>12882830 Not him but the greater populace of /mgt/ doesn't take to bad ends kindly unless they're over-the-top ridiculous stuff you could see coming a mile away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:10:41 2015 No.12882838 >>12882834 I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:11:27 2015 No.12882840 >>12882835 We weren't talking about every story that has the guy resist though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:12:34 2015 No.12882845 >>12882837 Some bad ends are ok. Kidnapped and mindbroken by a yandere and spending the rest of your life in her love cave is an ok bad end. NTR is not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:12:52 2015 No.12882846 >>12882837 Yeah, well fuck the sunshinefags. They and the vanillafaggots have had their hold on these threads for too long. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBteIGUzuLQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:15:01 2015 No.12882849 >>12882846 >Fuck the people who have been here first >I'm tired of their shit tastes! I'll take over with MY shit tastes! It's almost like history is doomed to repeat, Israel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:16:08 2015 No.12882851 Quick, /MGT/, the last song you listened to is now the theme of your favorite MG. How well does it work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:17:01 2015 No.12882853 >>12882837 It's the exact opposite, I don't mind well written or creative bad ends, it makes the good ones better. I just hate NTR and things like it, it feels cheap

silberschreitenere@gmail.com Tue Jan 6 22:17:02 2015 No.12882854
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Hey everyone, update!

http://pastebin.com/AYv8wmfD

Sorry it's so little for so long. I wrote myself into a shitty filler arc that I don't want to write any more but I'm gonna finish it because I refuse to remove content after taking so long to add any.

Hope you enjoy, feedback is appreciated.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:17:30 2015 No.12882856

>>12882840

It was a worse thought process than that, though.

>She rapes him, realizes he's absolutely repulsed by her desperation and what she is
>Locks himself in his house, refuses to go to school
>She becomes the class pariah, reviled for getting one of the few HBs in the class to leave with her disgusting Centipede pussy
>She apologizes for the way she acted and wants to show him she really loves him
>He refuses to leave or even talk to her, threatens to call the Panzer Police
>Every day she comes back pleading to him, and he continues to rebuke her
>She eventually gets him to open the door one day, and bites him on the neck, injecting venom at a massive dose
>He has a colossal reaction due to the medication he was taking mixing with the venom
>Eventually goes blind
>She's forced to live with the fact that she robbed the light from her lover's eyes, and that the last thing he saw was a vengeful Oomukade

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:18:07 2015 No.12882860 >>12882849 >vanillafaggots were here first >only like three or four years ago did KC begin rewriting his shit to make it more hugboxy Try the fuck harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:18:09 2015 No.12882861 >>12882851 Well considering the last song I heard is here:>>12882846 and it was pretty gay so I don't think that would work out very well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:18:32 2015 No.12882863 File: 357 KB, 407x559, Druella 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882851 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NCfAO2ulBM >Succubus Sounds pretty much exactly right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:18:49 2015 No.12882864 File: 957 KB, 2091x1994, 1411393358501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882851 >Listening to Gintama Season 1 OP It doesn't fit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:18:59 2015 No.12882865 >>12882851 If my favorite MG was a crab girl it would work very well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdv4pCfZCY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:19:31 2015 No.12882867 >>12882856 Well at least I don't need to shave after reading that anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:19:41 2015 No.12882869 >>12882846 I don't particularly care for vanilla and the premise still sounded stupid. >Wherever I am, I must rape >Sudden 180 character twist >I was wrong all along! is pretty shit. Just throwing it out there cause false dichotomy is also a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:20:21 2015 No.12882872 >>12882835 >>12882856 I had no monster in mind, but Oomukade is not it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:21:48 2015 No.12882874 File: 339 KB, 609x728, 345025b12ddc4bf73ab36eb0bff3fd8e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to play in the snow with a little Yuki-onna all bundled up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:22:18 2015 No.12882876 >>12882851 My favorite's lamia but I'm not sure what girl this would fit http://youtu.be/64ZqeaWghZg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:22:34 2015 No.12882877 >>12882851 >Bloody Stream (Coda) >Holst Works horribly, in my opinion

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:23:24 2015 No.12882880 File: 943 KB, 650x1000, b74f5f4f434e4d51be20933c992d4cd3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882874 But she's with Yeti and Jimmy, making snowcones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:24:16 2015 No.12882881 File: 674 KB, 1220x1640, 1401149836345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882867 You forced my hand with that cynicism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:24:24 2015 No.12882882 >>12882851 >Hellhound >The Lily of Steel I guess ANY Guilty Gear music would work with a Hellhound, but at least I picked a winner.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:24:40 2015 No.12882883

>>12882869
This would go on for months and months, with him growing more scared of her by the day, sitting in the corner of the room she's locked him in. Her, not comprehending why he just won't love her back, until she listens to the tales of other men who have survived such a situation. She would listen from afar, at all they had endured, how they felt, what they left behind, what they lost, and only then would she understand. Letting him go, but asking for the opportunity to undo all she has caused him, until he locks himself away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:24:47 2015 No.12882884 >>12882881 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:26:42 2015 No.12882888 >>12882880 >Snowcones Damn, I want snowcones now I've never even had one before

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:26:42 2015 No.12882889 >>12882861 You have no soul or ever been lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:27:24 2015 No.12882892 File: 508 KB, 1600x1200, look, I'm an ouroboros.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882851 >Serpent Eating the Ground >Wurm She's going through a chuunibyou phase. Thinks she's an Ourobouros.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:27:51 2015 No.12882893 >>12882880 >Yuki wondering why Jimmy is feeling colder after eating her homemade snowcones >Yeti crying because she can't figure out why the snowcone melts when she grabs them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:28:41 2015 No.12882897 >>12882892 >Wurm Eating the Ground >A mountain range later, she has a bloated belly and is complaining about a tummy ache

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:29:08 2015 No.12882899 >>12882851 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE >werewolf I just don't know. Goddamn it /mu/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:29:38 2015 No.12882900 File: 1010 KB, 800x800, 0a555e63e6367f673cbfd257fe2fd4fd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882888 They ok to me. >>12882893 So Yeti is another crybaby?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:30:21 2015 No.12882902 >>12882711 >Genderswap Nasus I might actually play [Her] if they did such a thing. Also yes. Sugar cookies are delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:30:45 2015 No.12882903 >You'll never have a mega-badass MG waifu that even a dragon would hesitate to mess with >She will never fawn over you and be all lovey dovey, but only in private when no one else can see

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:31:56 2015 No.12882905 >>12882900 Beautiful, would not mind dying while held by her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:32:20 2015 No.12882907 >>12882903 >You will never tease and embarrass her in public or with her friends about how soft and lovey dovey she is behind closed doors

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:32:51 2015 No.12882910

>>12882753
>Anubis in just a boob-window sweater
>Only just manages to come down to her thighs
My dick.
It could shatter diamonds. Nay. The super-dense material of a black hole!

>>12882791
This nigga makes a lot of sense though. My heart, hnnnnngggg...
Really, every day without an Anubis kills me a little bit more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:32:54 2015 No.12882912 >>12882903 My Dragon waifu can beat your waifu. Come at us bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:33:07 2015 No.12882913 >>12882851 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA I guess Manticore would be my favorite since i've done like... 2 - 3 bullshit stories with her. Goddamnit this song combo doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:33:17 2015 No.12882914 >>12882897 This is where you rub her belly right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:33:28 2015 No.12882916 >>12882907 >She will never get really flustered when you do >Everyone will never dare speak when you do this for fear of what she might do to them later

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:34:04 2015 No.12882919 >>12882851 >Angel/Valkyrie >Carolus Rex Very fitting actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:35:02 2015 No.12882923 >>12882912 Your waifu isn't real just like mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:35:17 2015 No.12882924 >>12882851 >Anubis >Day of the Dead by Hollywood Undead Anubis bringing forth an army of mummies, anyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:35:21 2015 No.12882926 >>12882881 Dude could have dated her and then just slowly made her think it was a good idea to break up with him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:35:36 2015 No.12882928 >>12882900 Does anyone else prefer the more pale/white skinned Yuki-Onna over blue skinned ones? Or am I just fucked?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:35:43 2015 No.12882929 >>12882900 If we're talking about kids, yes Although Yeti might get distracted and try to warm Jimmy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:36:04 2015 No.12882930 >>12882923 You just had to ruin it didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:36:17 2015 No.12882931 File: 857 KB, 201x256, Monster interior decorators.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882854 rad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:36:19 2015 No.12882932 >>12882914 While you chide her for overeating, yeah. Mountains will become rare if she keeps that crap up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:36:55 2015 No.12882936 >>12882928 I agree, but I'm fine with both

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:37:57 2015 No.12882939 >>12882931 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:39:01 2015 No.12882942 >>12882928 Blue>Pale White is death.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:39:32 2015 No.12882944

>>12882883
Yes, I got that.
>Her, not comprehending why he just won't love her back
This is the main crux of it. It's beyond willful ignorance to use aggressive dominance without care for consent while also having some concept of reciprocation then only later giving a damn about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:39:58 2015 No.12882947 >>12882851 >Hello Worker by Megurine Luka >Kikimora Strangely appropriate, and surprisingly motivating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:40:02 2015 No.12882948 >>12882939 Because.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:40:25 2015 No.12882950 >>12882948 Oh..I guess that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:44:11 2015 No.12882960 File: 152 KB, 900x1440, 8fb1fa0f116f7b1cd94f31fd4e8bd694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882928 I like both. >>12882910 But can it crush/destroy the chains that bind us all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:44:17 2015 No.12882961 >>12882939 Fairy chairs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:45:00 2015 No.12882963 >>12882851 >Meat is Murder by the Smiths >Were-Rabbit Yeah I can see it. Time for militant vegan bunnies. Now that I think about it, what would a MG version of PETA look like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:45:47 2015 No.12882967 >>12882939 Because I like your writing, and any addition is probably a good one. That being said; can you please direct me to when the update starts? I need a line or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:46:09 2015 No.12882968 >>12882961 I am by no means an expert, but aren't chairs usually..you know..on the ground..and not spinning? And also not a dildo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:46:10 2015 No.12882969 >>12882944 Blue and Gray morality. Also, awakening to love as humans understand it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:46:58 2015 No.12882972 >>12882963 METS Monsters for the Ethical Treatment of Shotas ...cause let's face it, who cares about the real life Mets?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:47:32 2015 No.12882974 >>12882926 You can't reason with edgelords, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:47:33 2015 No.12882975 >>12882851 >Comp >Hellhound Fucking hell. She's never going to let me get that damn song out of my head. Damn you Woolie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:48:00 2015 No.12882976 >>12882972 I dunno, I don't think MGs would be quite as cruel as those PETA jackasses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:48:26 2015 No.12882977 >>12882968 >I am by no means an expert, but aren't chairs usually..you know..on the ground Fairies. >and not spinning? Fairies. >And also not a dildo? Monster girls. Also, ellipses always have three periods, please get that right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:49:03 2015 No.12882978 >>12882975 It's fine, just let it happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:49:17 2015 No.12882980 >>12882972 NAMBLA. North American Monster Boy Love Assosiation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:49:51 2015 No.12882986 >>12882974 >not wanting to be property makes one an edgelord Getting real tired of your subby shit.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:49:54 2015 No.12882987 >>12882974 True, but it's fun nonetheless. One day a writefag should make a continuation of that, if there isn't one already. Maybe have the edgelord try to find ways out of his predicament.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:50:29 2015 No.12882989 >>12882977 >Fairies. >Fairies. >Monster girls. Points taken. >ellipses always have three periods, please get that right. That's what "the man™" tells you, and I don't play by his rules.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:52:30 2015 No.12882992 >>12882986 >Not playing along for a bit >Not playing the long game for freedom >Not writing your experiences to help your cause C'mon Anon be sneaky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:52:40 2015 No.12882993 >>12882986 It's the presentation that makes it edgy, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:52:49 2015 No.12882994 >You'll never play video games with your monstergirl waifu. It's a simple pain this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:54:03 2015 No.12883001 >>12882994 On the bright side: >You'll never get into a huge fight over Mario Kart/Party with your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:54:26 2015 No.12883004 >>12882994 But Anon, anyone you play vidya with and don't know in real life could be an MG with a voice modulator. You'll never know until 2017.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:54:46 2015 No.12883006 >>12882994 >You never help your Jinko GF through Metroid games because she's terribad >You'll never play Shantae with a Doppelganger >You'll never play Russian Roulette with a Vampire

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:55:49 2015 No.12883011 >>12883004 Why 2017?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:56:23 2015 No.12883013

>>12882993
It was not edgy at all. Edgy would have been him going to the centipedes house, killing her and her mother while her father watched, before feeding him their flesh for being a traitor and not fighting for mankind. All before a desperate bid for freedom that ended with him marinating in his own ragoo. The only edginess in that story came from the setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:56:38 2015 No.12883014 >>12883011 That's when monstergirls "become" real, of course. Prepare yourself now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:57:37 2015 No.12883016 >>12883014 What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:58:39 2015 No.12883019 >>12883014 Every time I see this it just makes me sad because I know it isn't true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:59:12 2015 No.12883021 File: 403 KB, 701x1000, Hand Held Onahole.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882989 >Fairies >Tiny sluts >not monster girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:59:45 2015 No.12883023 >>12883016 Electronic monster girls running the world

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:00:31 2015 No.12883027 >>12883019 You say that. But if it happens I'm finding where you live and throwing like seven alps your way anon. Then we're getting a beer

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:00:36 2015 No.12883028

>>12883006
>You will never realise how bad of an idea it was to invite all your MG friends to have a friendly New years party
>You will never have instantaneous regret after suggesting to play Smash
>You and your friends will never eat so much salt it cancels out all the booze out of everyones system

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:00:43 2015 No.12883029 >>12883001 >Not turning Mario Party into a contest where the winner gets to top that night. >Not fanning the flames of fury and having angry sex later that night. >Not cuddling afterwards with all your aggressions worked out. Really anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:01:04 2015 No.12883031 >>12883021 Dear god, that fairy isn't aerodynamic at all. I want to add her to my onahole harem so fucking bad. >>12883023 Technobus comes! Upgrade your hardware so that you may welcome her in all her glory!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:01:16 2015 No.12883032 >>12883023 So you're crazy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:02:07 2015 No.12883034 >>12883029 >Implying a game of Mario Party won't turn into a divorce. Yeah, really Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:02:28 2015 No.12883037 >>12883027 Keep the alps. My slime waifu wouldn't approve. Would glady get a beer with you, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:03:03 2015 No.12883038 before Hound finishes his I cleaned up some small areas and changed an area I know I did wrong. http://imgur.com/OPZMXxo Hound is there a better way to go about this than just layers set to multiply?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:03:20 2015 No.12883039 >>12883028 Well, smash isn't even a game, really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:03:30 2015 No.12883041 >>12883034 You gotta know when to throw the game anon. But seriously, me and a few friends played a game of Mario Party every other week for a while and we're still really good friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:03:58 2015 No.12883044 >>12883029 >expecting simple rage during mario party >implying it won't end with a trip to the ER after your waifu slams the n64/gamecube into your skull after you steal her star

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:04:12 2015 No.12883045 >>12883032 Oh yes, most certainly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:04:23 2015 No.12883046 File: 2.59 MB, 412x304, 1418984950829.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883021 >Swelling with cum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:05:14 2015 No.12883049 >>12883037 Great. Now I have seven drunk alps, while also being intoxicated. You're paying for my motel room motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:05:17 2015 No.12883051 >>12883038 Wow, you weren't kidding about the tail part. Didn't even see that..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:05:38 2015 No.12883052 >>12883044 >Not enacting the "No Stealing" clause until she can cope with her salt. Step it up anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:06:00 2015 No.12883056 >>12882881 Yes, yes. I have already read that one. twice It's still badly written and pretty stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:06:19 2015 No.12883058 >>12883041 Well, there were a few "incidents". Needless to say, I'll avoid now If I can..

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:06:38 2015 No.12883059
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>>12883046
Maybe two shots is all it would take. Just imagine how she'd look after four, or however many she can make you wring out of yourself with her stacked onahole body using MAMONO MANA.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:06:39 2015 No.12883060

>>12882969
>morality
It's just bad cognitive dissonance and completely ignoring social interactions until it's necessary to push "awakening" a twist that everyone else is already aware of, unless that society doesn't actually value reciprocation, so she wouldn't think anything of it either. Values don't magically shift out. Probably thinking about it too much but it's so lacking to not just a 180 "because reasons" for feels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:07:08 2015 No.12883062 >>12883044 >She gets a visit from ol' man Bowser >You expect him to do something small, since she's already suffering/fuming as it is >ALL COINS: GONE >ALL STARS: GONE >Laughinghusbando.jpg/gif/webm I haven't played Mario Party in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:09:13 2015 No.12883065 >>12883044 >Friend steals star >She then moves forward and buys a star >When she stops she finds a chest and get a THIRD STAR I was never so mad in my entire life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:09:14 2015 No.12883066 >>12882851 >Lament of Innocence: Leon's Theme >Kejourou uh not so much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:09:48 2015 No.12883069 >>12883021 >Stretching

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:10:16 2015 No.12883070 >>12883065 That's fucking bullshit. Damn right you were mad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:10:27 2015 No.12883072 >>12883041 >weekend after mid-terms >playing mario party 4 with roommates and tequila >police are summoned by neighbors >scene missing >find broken gamecube on roof next day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:11:01 2015 No.12883076 >>12883065 Man, I almost chucked by controller at the screen when that happened to a friend of mine

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:11:57 2015 No.12883079

>>12883062
>She just pauses the game stares at the screen for about four minutes.
>Turns to you with the most neutral expression ever.
>Picks you up and drags you to the bedroom and rides you furiously.
>Three hours later, you're back to the game.
I'm 89% sure it'd be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:12:23 2015 No.12883080 >>12882851 >Apophis >Fire Emblem's Duty Ablaze Sweet, me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:13:16 2015 No.12883084 >>12883079 >When you come back your literal hips are as sore as her figurative (or literal?) anus Totally worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:13:52 2015 No.12883085 >>12883065 I just love losing a game of MP because someone landed on more "?" spaces than me and they had more coins (which act as a tiebreaker if you have the same number as stars).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:14:44 2015 No.12883088 >>12883059 Probably like one of those touho head things. But that's not sexy, so I'm wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:15:05 2015 No.12883089 >>12883085 number of stars* whoops

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:15:49 2015 No.12883091

>>12883079
>She lands on a star
>She doesn't have enough coins, so she has to pass
>Oh yeah, the star is yours
>Just gotta get a good dice roll and-
>You get a roll that makes you right next to it
>But fuck that because COIN SWAP TRAP MOTHERFUCKER
Man, fuck those traps

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:17:02 2015 No.12883095 >>12883085 I also love when my friend gets lucky and somehow gets two stars at once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:18:19 2015 No.12883102 >>12883060 >unless that society doesn't actually value reciprocation Sex is love, a guy thrusting back is enough for them, no accounting for all the little things that come with human love, except kids, and even that is radically different.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:19:45 2015 No.12883107 >>12883080 You, I like you. Do Taguel count as MGs? They're technically bunny people.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:20:01 2015 No.12883109

>>12883085
>Everyone's getting super salty that they don't even care about the end of the game because they're fuming
>They do the tally's and everything, but it doesn't matter because BITCH MCSLUT got the most stars
>The results are in
>It's a 4 way tie
>the room is filled with silence
>"Man, fuck this game."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:20:43 2015 No.12883112 >>12883109 >"So who wants to play Double Dash instead?"

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:21:27 2015 No.12883115
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>>12883062
>Mario Party 9
>Your lamia girl visits Bowser
>To add insult to injury, she's already in last with only 35 ministars
>She's not having any fun
>Roulette lands on [Halve mini-stars]
>...
>She's not having any fun
>Bowser takes pity on her for being in last place and DOUBLES HER MINI-STAR COUNT
>She then proceeds to toss the controller off her lap as she boogies downstairs
>Chanting "YEAH! SUCK IT!" all the while
>After this, you plan to play Path of Radiance with her
>And you're going to make your half of the army abandon her half

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:24:23 2015 No.12883120 >>12883107 They have tails. And they have bunny ears in their human form, so why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:24:26 2015 No.12883121 >>12883115 >Mario Party 9 I swear to god if they pull that shit again. I want my virtual board game back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:24:59 2015 No.12883123 >>12883115 Try MP4. That fucking genie piece of shit will sometimes GIVE YOU A FUCKING STAR BEFORE SENDING YOU TO ONE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:26:42 2015 No.12883126 >>12883115 >get to the wall level >kill Shinnon instead of recruiting him, like you always do >she goes apeshit >"lol whatever you have Rolf anywa-oh right you let him die" My god that would be fantastic.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:27:10 2015 No.12883128

>>12883115
>After the salt shaker gets passed around, the both of your decide to play some Mario Kart
>online
>Splitscreen
>"alright honey, let's team up on people. They'll never see it coming"
>"Alright"
>Implying it isn't survival of the fittest out there
>But whatever, let the games begin!

>5 hours later
>"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT GUYS NAME AGAIN? PAUL? FROM CANADA? FUCK CANADA! I'M CALLING MY YUUKI ONNA FRIENDS TO FREEZE THAT PLACE OVER!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:29:41 2015 No.12883135 >>12883115 >Fire Emblem >Leaving half of your teammates for dead Not even over a game of Mario Party is that okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:30:22 2015 No.12883136 >>12883128 >countries online attitudes in a monster girl world I would go from hating Australia to feeling bad for them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:32:21 2015 No.12883138 >>12883136 How can you hate them? Those poor people are in prison, show some compassion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:32:31 2015 No.12883139 >>12883136 >feeling bad for the Aussies >2015 You are not living your life correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:34:03 2015 No.12883143 >>12882960 I'm not sure what you mean by that anon. If you are held back by chains, only you can break them. If you mean the chains of reality that stops us from having MG waifus, I can't help with that either.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:34:15 2015 No.12883144

>>12883102
>no accounting for all the little things that come with human love
That's what I mean, if going on that mindset, how or why does that social standard suddenly change for this monster girl? Given it's not the first case, how is it not a sort of 'progressive movement' she'd already know about or could find out about in those months of having doubts? Why even does it hold any weight if she's been raised and taught that this is the way and this is fine, and carried on as if it was fine?

"Awakening THE HEART" is a terrible cop out answer for that. If she has doubts or concerns that something isn't right, even if entirely isolated from all external contact, if she's ignoring them for months on end she's not going to reasonably suddenly change her whole world view, understand some foreign concept that previously meant nothing and get really upset about it. That's what makes it a bad snap 180.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:35:14 2015 No.12883146

>>12883136
>Get lobbied with someone from Australia during a match
>Most of their messages and mic is loud beeps and dots
>Ignore it
>Anubis waifu takes interest in the weird speech pattern
>Begins focusing more on that than playing
>Anubis waifu goes from interest to sheer horror
>"Honey, what is it?"
>"He's speaking in Moore's Code "
>"Can you decipher i-"
>"Oh god, oh my fucking god, someone please help me, stop. They're everywhere, stop. Please, someone help me, stop."
>You pause
>"What about the rest?"
>"A prayer."
>You now finally realized that the Australian player never moved during the whole match

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:38:18 2015 No.12883151 Never play superhero games with a Lilim. In fact, never show a Lilim any superhero shit ever.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:38:28 2015 No.12883153

>>12883144
>why does that social standard suddenly change for this monster girl?

>until she listens to the tales of other men who have survived such a situation. She would listen from afar, at all they had endured, how they felt, what they left behind, what they lost

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:38:49 2015 No.12883155

>Mario Party

I just got an idea. MGK.
Who do you play Mario party with? Choose four.
Pharaoh?
Anubis?
Ophy?
Wurm?
Sandworm?
Holst?
Faceless Holst husbando?
Timmy?
Dark Elf?
P'Ork?
Wyvern?
Dragon?
Ryu?
Lich?
Lich's Wight Onee-san?
Jimmy's Alp sister Jane?
Dullahan?
Werewolf?
Kitsune?
Kikimora?
Hellhound?
Salamander?
Jabberwocky?
Echidna?
Junko?
That Weresheep who works at the icecream parlor?
Albino Lamia?
Yuki?
Yeti?
The Monster Hunter one-shot girls?
Girtablilu's cardboard cutout?
Or the new Ushi Oni?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:39:09 2015 No.12883156 >>12883128 >I'M CALLING MY YUUKI ONNA FRIENDS TO FREEZE THAT PLACE OVER! Ha! Jokes on her, because it's already frozen!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:39:44 2015 No.12883157 >>12883151 >Lilim in a Powergirl outfit We I, personally, think showing a Lilim superhero things is a WONDERFUL idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:40:07 2015 No.12883159 >>12883146 Uh, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:40:34 2015 No.12883160 >>12883146 I'd proceed to hug my Anubis waifu and reassure her that the horrors of Australia cannot reach us. It's as much for my benefit as it is for hers. Fuck Australia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:40:44 2015 No.12883161 >>12883156 Only in Winnepeg Those poor bastards

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:40:48 2015 No.12883163 >>12883155 Lich's Oneesan Weresheep CC Echidna Junko They're all be too old to really get mad ay me since I'd be a kindergartner, and would keep their tempers in check. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:41:04 2015 No.12883164 >>12883146 perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:41:21 2015 No.12883165 >>12883155 Junko Jane Yeti and the Kikimora. Then I ask if the Junko can stay, she can live free of charge and sleep in my room

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:41:39 2015 No.12883168 >>12883155 Anubis as always. Pharaoh because their friends. Ophy because Pharaoh's rival. And then...Sandworm, complete the Sandbox quart-fecta?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:42:25 2015 No.12883170 >>12883161 I'm in BC and in my town we recently got the most snow that we've had in ten years. Kind of nice actually, but why the yuki-onnas did it is up in the air.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:42:37 2015 No.12883172 >>12883155 The new Ushi-Oni Hellhound Werewolf And Junko

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:42:38 2015 No.12883173 >>12883146 >Moore's Code Dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:42:42 2015 No.12883174 >>12883168 Should be *they are friends. Fuck English.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:43:02 2015 No.12883175

>>12883155
>Choose four
Uh, bullshit. choosing three.
Pharaoh, who likes using her cobra's eyes to cheat on directional input games
Ophy, who's easily the most competitive and offers the biggest challenge
And the Wurm, who has never played Mario Party and is gullible enough for me to convince to never steal coins or stars from me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:43:30 2015 No.12883176 >>12883157 No it's not. >Play Infamous with Lilim friend >Tries to copy Cole's/Delsin's powers >Nothing but pain and suffering

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:44:22 2015 No.12883178 >>12883175 >Not inviting Anubis to play with Pharaoh Dude, what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:44:27 2015 No.12883179 >>12883163 >Junko gets angry and uses her special "Domestic Violence" super with forward, down, forward, A, B

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:44:37 2015 No.12883180 >>12882278 Since it's no longer on the thread, prose is probably the way to go. But I will like it either way.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:44:47 2015 No.12883181

>>12883153
That doesn't explain why she had doubts beforehand, why she didn't know better already, why she didn't try to find out, why she only "learns" when it's too late, why she suddenly cares after happily going along with the "man is for fucking, consent is for fags" mindset.

You could even call it forced.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:46:11 2015 No.12883183 >>12883175 Oh yeah, it's three. Been ages since I last played and broke a controller over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:46:43 2015 No.12883184 >>12883178 I invited her, but she said she'd rather die than compete against the Pharaoh. So they're tag teaming every turn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:47:50 2015 No.12883186 >>12883155 P'Ork Salamander Ushi Oni, because she's new and she'll have fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:47:52 2015 No.12883187 >>12883184 Well alright then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:48:53 2015 No.12883190 >>12883186 >fun It's all fun and games until someone steals a star.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:50:18 2015 No.12883191
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>>12883181
>doubts beforehand
Who said she did?
>why she didn't know better already
>Because she's a fucking monster
why she didn't try to find out, why she only "learns" when it's too late
See above
>why she suddenly cares after happily going along with the "man is for fucking, consent is for fags"
Because she cares enough to develop some semblance of empathy

Why are you so hung up on this? No one's here writing Shakespeare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:50:20 2015 No.12883192 >>12883190 No, you don't understand. it'll be fun! I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong? Excuse me while I go buy some salt shakers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:50:54 2015 No.12883194 >>12882395 gao >>12882407

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:52:09 2015 No.12883195 >>12883194 Get out of here Meiling. You're not a MG.Or are you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:52:31 2015 No.12883196 >>12883192 Ushi might get smacked with a controller and have the dress her mother knitted for her damaged by an angry kid who had his coins switched with someone who had zero..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:56:04 2015 No.12883204 Well lookie here, /mgg/, your waifu is trying to share her favorite movies with you! What're you watching tonight?

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:57:16 2015 No.12883209

>>12883196
>Salamander's tail keeps flaring up as she tastes the salt, making the room hot and sweaty
>Everyone's basically playing in their underwear, but are too focused to even gesture at a lewd thought
>P'Ork's sweating up a storm, basically steaming figuratively and literally
>Ushi Oni keeps scratching her seal because the salt is just TOO MUCH
>You can hear controllers cracking under pressure
>The Pizza guy shows up to a group of four half naked, sweating, and enraged college kids
>Connecting the dots: How?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:58:26 2015 No.12883212 >>12883204 >Naked Gun series >Spaceballs >Blazing Saddles >Almost Heroes >Blacksheep >Team America I'm glad she likes what I like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:58:42 2015 No.12883213 >>12883204 Fuck. I can't think of a good movie with ninjas. Swear to god if one of you faggots show the Ghostbuster remake to yoru Ghost waifu.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 23:59:25 2015 No.12883216 [SPOILER]

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>You will never play a Shin Megami Tensei game with your three best friends
>A Pharaoh, an Apophis, and the Anubis girl who lives next door to you
>With you playing as the hero and the three girls as whichever three demons are in the party at the moment
>The Pharaoh and Apophis will never constantly make suggestions to the decisions you have to make throughout the game
>With the Pharaoh telling you to make the good choices and the lamia telling you to make the bad ones
>Literally embodying the Law Hero and Chaos Hero whom you'll probably have to kill later on
>Your Anubis friend will never turn to you and shake her head whilst the other two girls breakout into fisticuffs at the final decisive crossroads
>Saying:
>"Do you think they know that you're going to have to kill both heroes at the end?"
>You will never decide it's best they don't know for now
>And that it'll be sweeter to watch their reaction when it happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:01:13 2015 No.12883220 >>12883213 The Hunted? >>12883209 They're in kindergarten though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:01:30 2015 No.12883223 >>12883204 I've never seen Inception before. I probably won't like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:01:44 2015 No.12883225 >>12883204 >Everything Horror Bueno.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:02:48 2015 No.12883228 >nobody has said Samurai Cop I hate all of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:02:52 2015 No.12883229 File: 69 KB, 338x212, 1405719287166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883204 >snakes on a plane

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:03:39 2015 No.12883231 >>12883220 Oh, we were talking about Kindergarten? Oh. Holy fucking shit I accidentally sexualized kindergarteners

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:03:44 2015 No.12883233 >>12883204 >Some obscure musical called Phantom of the Paradise She can still surprise you.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:04:30 2015 No.12883235

>>12883204
Well we already watched The Lego Movie together. And Pacific Rim. And Pan's Labyrinth. And the first two Mummy movies. I think she mentioned wanting to watch the classic The Mummy?
I'm not her, how would I know what her favorite movies are until she tells me?
>tfw she's never going to tell me. Because she doesn't exist. ;_;

>>12883212
Me and some friends watched "History of the World Part 1" earlier today.
French chapter was wonderfully lewd.
Also why no Young Frankenstein on that list?

>>12883216
So Anubis is Neutral Route then?
Figures. Neutral Route a Best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:04:55 2015 No.12883236 >>12883228 >not easing her in with something like troll 2 first

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:05:28 2015 No.12883237 >>12883228 Well, he said "her" favorite, not mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:06:53 2015 No.12883240 >>12883229 >Plane full of laminas I'm already scared of snakes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:06:56 2015 No.12883241 >>12883204 >The whole trilogy of Star Wars (not the prequels) >Transformers: The Movie '86 >Burn through the Godzilla series >Kill Bill series >Bladerunner > Oh wait, you meant her. I don't know, I'm not her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:07:07 2015 No.12883242 >>12883204 What would a dark priest try to watch with her husbando at 11pm when it's in the 20s outside?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:07:09 2015 No.12883243 >>12883231 You should be ashamed. >>12883235 I didn't want to list everything. >That scene in HotWP1 where they pile on the Queen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:07:30 2015 No.12883244 >>12883240 Good news then, it'd probably never take off. How does one smuggle that much snake into a plane?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:08:05 2015 No.12883250

>>12883191
>Who said she did?
>>12882883
>Her, not comprehending why he just won't love her back
Lacking that, there's even less substance to the "development".

>Because she cares enough to develop some semblance of empathy
Again, suddenly "awakening THE HEART" is a shit snap twist when there's nothing of substance to support it. "She's a fucking monster".

>Why are you so hung up on this?
Well, "hung up", beyond the first post, it's been an interesting enough thought exercise and thankfully devoid of low-brow shitflinging, so I could roll with replying to it with no harm done.

A lot of practically similar or essentially expanded concepts would work along the same vein well, but as it stands, as per my original point replying to the "damn vanillafags not liking this!", you don't have to be a vanillafag to think it's shit on its own merit.

>No one's here writing Shakespeare.
Falling back on depreciation in lieu of quality is doubly shit. Generally I don't care but yeah, previous point and it kept my attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:08:13 2015 No.12883251 How would a lilim react if you rejected her advances,and you told her that you would rather have a simple & quiet life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:08:27 2015 No.12883252 >>12883231 >accidentally Suuure anon, I believe you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:08:35 2015 No.12883253 >>12883204 >Kejourou Hmm I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:08:41 2015 No.12883255 >>12883243 >"Knight jumps Queen!" >"Bishop jumps Queen!" >"Pawns jump Queen!" >"Let the orgy begin!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:08:45 2015 No.12883256 >>12883243 >You should be ashamed. Not him, but they're not our daughterus, so it's fine. Right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:08:54 2015 No.12883257 >>12883204 >Black Sheep >Hot Shots >Creepshow >Every bad sci-fi movie that deals with animals >Ice Spiders >>12883212 My Nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:09:17 2015 No.12883260 >>12883242 >Antichrist >Shortbus >Don't Look Now >Kentucky Fried Movie >>12883255 It's good to be the king.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:09:21 2015 No.12883261
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>>12883235
>Dandere Mummy girl watching The Mummy
>Secretly fantasizing about one day becoming an Undead as powerful as Imhotep
>Maybe even one day becoming a Pharaoh
Cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:09:40 2015 No.12883262 >>12883256 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:10:01 2015 No.12883264 >>12883243 Ashamed is an understatement >>12883252 It was a honest mistake, I swear. I thought he meant just in general, not in Kindergarten

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:10:35 2015 No.12883268 >>12883260 We settled for Dogma.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:10:50 2015 No.12883269 >>12883256 Sabbath says Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:11:08 2015 No.12883270 File: 51 KB, 225x308, Snakesonatrain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883229 >>12883240 >>12883244

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:11:36 2015 No.12883273 >>12883264 As punishment you must spend one whole week in the Khepri pit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:12:48 2015 No.12883276 >>12883270 Oh fuck off. That's not real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:12:52 2015 No.12883277 Which snake MG is the best type of snake MG?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:12:53 2015 No.12883278 >>12883195 The world may never know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:13:05 2015 No.12883279 >>12883273 B-But I didn't do anything wr- wait a minute, that doesn't sound so bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:13:18 2015 No.12883281 >>12883250 Sunshinefags are the enemy of this sort of thing, not vanillafags, and if you're looking for intelligent discourse, I suggest you go elsewhere. People here want entertainment, not kilometric posts about nothing.

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Wed Jan 7 00:13:35 2015 No.12883284
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Chapter 8 of Yetinburg is here!
http://pastebin.com/bvmbGYf5
To be honest I'm not sure a lot important happened besides character development, and it's a bit late for new years. It's not as long as last chapter though. Should be lots more plot development and kumiho cockteasing in chapter 9.
Criticism always appreciated. Be gentle.

Have a lewd mouse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:13:56 2015 No.12883285 >>12883212 Anon, you are, until the end of time, my brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:14:01 2015 No.12883286 >>12883276 but it is http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0843873/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:14:05 2015 No.12883287 >>12883268 I'd love to see her reaction when she sees 'Catholic High School Girls in Trouble'... >>12883277 The one that loves you the most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:14:07 2015 No.12883289 >>12883270 >3000 vipers For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:14:41 2015 No.12883292 >>12883286 But I refuse!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:14:43 2015 No.12883293 >>12883279 You experience hell, married life, torture, home cooked meals, and decent internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:15:58 2015 No.12883301 >>12883261 I want to lick a mummy's navel and make her orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:16:08 2015 No.12883302 >>12883212 Imagine if Mel Brooks made a movie tackling Monster Girls invading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:16:12 2015 No.12883303 >>12883293 That's actually pretty- I mean, the terror! Oh, woe is me, for I have sinned! Truly I must now accept mu punishment, for you have bequeathed it upon me without bail!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:16:49 2015 No.12883305 >>12883262 B-but >>12883269 tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:17:10 2015 No.12883309 >>12883261 She pulls your sleeve and points at the screen whenever Imhotep appears, her moan slightly more excited than normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:17:13 2015 No.12883310 So would you accept a job in the MG porn industry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:17:40 2015 No.12883313 >>12883310 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:17:42 2015 No.12883314 File: 165 KB, 640x899, dinosaur-erotica-novels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883276 I'm not gonna google it, but, if this is real, I don't see why a sequel to a shitty movie couldn't be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:18:41 2015 No.12883316 >>12883261 Would an Anubis have you wrapped up with a mummy,to force you to have sex with you in a coffin for weeks as a punishment?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:18:41 2015 No.12883317 >>12883314 What the Christ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:19:05 2015 No.12883320 >>12883314 ...It's not like I'm in any postion to judge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:19:08 2015 No.12883322 >>12883310 What would that even be like? All home movies? Or all actors and actresses are one-offs who only produce a single film each, marry whoever they were involved with in it, and never appear in porn again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:19:10 2015 No.12883323 >>12883314 These are not real. I refuse I REFUSE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:19:20 2015 No.12883324 File: 329 KB, 722x1024, latest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883293 >>12883303 >Take that anon! I hope you reflect on your actions after I hold your hand and give you a k-kiss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:19:23 2015 No.12883325 >>12883302 There would be comedy. The good kind. >>12883303 I hope you're ready. A man changes once he's inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:20:06 2015 No.12883326 >>12883320 >*position

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:20:29 2015 No.12883329 >>12883324 >It's on the cheek and she blushes while she does so. Oh god my heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:20:57 2015 No.12883331 >>12883322 >marry Pfft

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:22:04 2015 No.12883334 >>12883316 to force you to have sex with her in a coffin for weeks as a punishment?*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:22:14 2015 No.12883335 >>12883323 Anon......I have some VERY bad news for you. http://www.amazon.com/T-Rex-Troubles-Dinosaur-Beast-Erotica/dp/B00GTI1KCE Fun fact. There is a book called T. Rex Troubles. It's a DC book for kids. Both are on Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:22:14 2015 No.12883336 >>12883331 I was mostly kidding anon. Playing up the frequent hyperbole of all MGs marrying the first guy they get a taste of the D from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:22:18 2015 No.12883337 >>12883324 >>12883329 Now since it's a pit, imagine about 20 Khepris doing that to you.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:22:28 2015 No.12883338

>>12883325
>>12883324
Oh I am r-not ready! But if this is divine punishment then I will have no choice but to accept your judgement!
Now, if you excuse me, for I am now to be sentenced and escorted to this wonderfu- terrible! This TERRIBLE punishment to pay for my crimes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:23:15 2015 No.12883341 >>12883337 I will embrace this punishment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:23:20 2015 No.12883342 >>12883335 Oh no. Ohhhhh noooo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:23:35 2015 No.12883343 >>12883316 Punishment for what exactly? Regardless I'd rather be stuck in the coffin with an Anubis. I have a liking of being in tight, confined spaces with a beautiful, fluffy girl. Hot and maximum comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:24:12 2015 No.12883345 >>12883337 >One bold one pecks anon on the lips >19 squealing Khepris talk about how lewd she is My heart, I never wanted something so much before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:24:42 2015 No.12883346 >>12883324 >Here! Eat this! I-I made this myself! R-Repent as you savor it's flavor!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:24:57 2015 No.12883347 One day Im gonna write a story about some kinda waifu orphanage, where all the forgotten mgs go. Filled with little pot devils, sea slime, slug girls and so on they need loving too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:25:08 2015 No.12883348 >>12883323 >Everything is somebody's fetish Forgotten the rules have we?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:25:42 2015 No.12883350

>>12883314
>>12883276
How do people STILL not know what the Asylum is?

Did you not see such masterpieces as Transmorphers, The Day the Earth Stopped, I Am Omega, Atlantic Rim, Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls, and their magnum opus; Sharknado?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:25:52 2015 No.12883351 >>12883346 >R-Repent as you savour its flavour Oh god, I'm dying of laughter and a heart attack

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:26:06 2015 No.12883352 >>12883347 I know at least one guy who has a deep love of Pot Devils. And a couple who reflect upon Sea Slimes semi-frequently. I'd have written off Slug Girls, but there was fairly intense discussion of them just last night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:26:10 2015 No.12883353 >>12883347 I like giant slug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:26:52 2015 No.12883354 >>12883350 I only know what Sharknado is. Have any of you motherfuckers seen Avalanche Sharks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:27:14 2015 No.12883356 >>12883343 She's been waiting to have sex with ya for a year,due to what ever, when when the time is near for sexy time, you tell her that sex is over rated and too risky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:27:30 2015 No.12883357 >>12883345 >You go free, work hard and then get yourself thrown back in. This time with 20 golden rings for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:28:00 2015 No.12883358 >>12883346 O-of course we're sleeping together! I have to make sure you don't try to escape in the middle of the night to do naughty things, it's not like i just wanted to cuddle with you or anything!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:28:11 2015 No.12883360 >>12883354 Is it the one with snow sharks? Including one coming up out of a hot tub to eat people? Might have seen a bit of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:28:20 2015 No.12883361 >>12883350 I know of Asylum. Fortunately, the only Asylum I acknowledge in terms of movies is that Amicus anthology film.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:28:42 2015 No.12883362 >>12883360 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:29:01 2015 No.12883363 >>12883357 >"F-Fine! We'll give you a l-life sentence!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:29:24 2015 No.12883365 >>12883357 >Anon purposely botching work because he misses his Khelpri family

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:30:40 2015 No.12883368 >>12883356 Well, if she wants to seal herself in a coffin with me to forcibly extract what she wants, then I suppose I have no real choice in the matter...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:31:27 2015 No.12883370 >>12883352 They still are rarely talked about, I dont think I've ever seen someone talk about gargoyles or imps. I would say Selkie too but I think thats because it just looks like cosplay. Oh and bubbleslime and redslime

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:31:38 2015 No.12883371 >>12883316 >tfw you will never have stealth sex with an Anubis in the classroom locker after school

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:31:47 2015 No.12883372 >>12883350 Every one except The Day the Earth Stopped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:32:21 2015 No.12883375 Would your waifu like your favorite meal anon? I hope my Kikimora and Kunoichi aren't picky about what noodles they like with their Pesto

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:32:57 2015 No.12883376 >>12883375 >Pizza Everyone loves pizza

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:32:57 2015 No.12883377

>>12883281
>Sunshinefags are the enemy of this sort of thing, not vanillafags
Considering both were in the original post I was replying to, both were implied. You don't have to be either to think it's shit. I shouldn't have to spell everything out that much to avoid needless statements.

>if you're looking for intelligent discourse, I suggest you go elsewhere. People here want entertainment
>Entertainment can only be vapid and dumb.
Oh, I'm sorry I encroached on willful stupidity. I like light entertainment and simple plots as much as the next person but god forbid they have a little invested quality and suspension of disbelief to them. So okay, enjoy your things that no one will ever write and shaking your fist at an irrelevant boogeyman, there's nothing more to be said here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:33:02 2015 No.12883378 >>12883370 Selkie is literal cosplay. It's like ice amazons, but with cozy cuddling fetish in a furry sleeping bag. And all you need to do is guard the stuff while she's hunting. Wait, why don't we talk about Selkie more often?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:33:43 2015 No.12883381 >>12883375 Ah, I hope so. I've been meaning to learn a spaghetti recipe from my sister. I-I hope that mai waifu would like it...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:34:03 2015 No.12883382 >>12883376 Euros don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:34:12 2015 No.12883384 >>12883375 I'd Imagine she'd probably like pizza, everybody does. >>12883376 mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:34:14 2015 No.12883385 >>12883375 Of course, everyone loves pizza. Especially my four turtle wives

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:34:33 2015 No.12883387 >>12883323 >I REFUSE I'm still laughing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:35:08 2015 No.12883388 >>12883382 Irrelevant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:35:27 2015 No.12883389 >>12883365 >When Anon is released from the pit.. >"Don't leave!" >"We'll miss you!" >He swears he hears a "I love you!" in that crowd somewhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:35:30 2015 No.12883390 >>12883381 >Spaghetti recipe from your sister That's sick, and slightly erotic bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:35:43 2015 No.12883393 >>12883376 Especially Wurms. >When they eat it they get a lot of cheese on their faces

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:36:28 2015 No.12883396 >>12883375 >Steak >Hellhound Waifu Hell yeah she would. It's not something I get to eat all the time, but it's my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:36:42 2015 No.12883398 >>12883375 I make a mean homemade pizza roll thing, everyone i've ever made it for has loved it so i think she would too. >>12883376 >>12883385 >>12883385 how can so many people have such good taste?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:36:58 2015 No.12883399 >>12883389 >Everytime he leaves the pit, he seems as if his heart has shattered and has tears in his eyes >All the workers think it's a side effect of the Khelpri pit, and work harder to escape their fate >He just misses his family

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:36:59 2015 No.12883400 >>12883385 Would totally marry a female Michaelangelo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:36:59 2015 No.12883401 >>12883389 >Years later he comes back after getting a life sentence >He's welcomed back with 40 smiles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:37:00 2015 No.12883402 >>12883390 (not him) wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:37:08 2015 No.12883403 >>12883378 >why don't we talk about Selkie more often? Because she's literally cosplay tier. I don't mind, but you know tryhards. It's up to you to get people to like them. Dark Priests are my favorite.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:37:29 2015 No.12883405

>>12883381
>spaghetti recipe

Nigga it's simple, you put whatever meat and veggies you want to eat into a bowl, fry them up with some tomato sauce if you want to eat it with that kind of sauce.

If not, then just fry the meat and veggies up and add them to the mix later.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:37:38 2015 No.12883406

>>12883390
>tfw I wish I didn't get it.
>tfw I get it
>tfw I should've known better than to use that combination of words on 4chan.

Seriously though, love spaghetti, hope mai waifu would too, the same way I do.

If not, maybe she'd like this local pasta place I adore?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:38:09 2015 No.12883408 >>12883381 >Anon tries to make spaghetti for his waifu but it turns out mediocre. >She doesn't want to hurt his feelings so she says its the best and eats as much as she can. >He thinks she actually likes it and keeps doing this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:38:53 2015 No.12883410 >>12883408 >fucking up pasta How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:39:39 2015 No.12883414 >>12883410 You can burn it. I'm not sure how, exactly, but it's doable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:40:13 2015 No.12883415 >>12883410 Life and anon can find a way. Screwing up the sauce would be the biggest reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:40:43 2015 No.12883418 >>12883414 What? All you have to do is put some olive oil and salt in, stir for seven minutes and drain it. How can you fuck that up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:40:53 2015 No.12883420 >>12883414 You can actually burn pasta? That's possible?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:41:19 2015 No.12883421 File: 115 KB, 884x1000, 1412589164128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So you're cycling through the country side ,you come across what appears to be an over grown temple,and as you peek through the gate, you see this. What happens next?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:41:26 2015 No.12883423

>>12883405
>>12883410
>>12883414
Yeah...I tried making spaghetti in a high school cooking class once.

I don't know HOW I fucked up exactly, but instead of being meaty, saucy and delicious, it came out dry, bland, and borderline horrible.

Thus the point of asking my sister for pointers, since she can make it just like our mother used to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:42:07 2015 No.12883426 >>12883415 But that's if you never watch your parents make the sauce. I've watched them make all sorts of sauces and I got it down to a capital T. >>12883423 Did you use garlic, this is very important.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:42:10 2015 No.12883427 >>12883421 I pump both of them full of cum and take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:43:50 2015 No.12883429 >>12883423 >not salting your water You dumb ape

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:45:16 2015 No.12883432 >>12883426 >Did you use garlic I don't know, it was like 4 years ago I fucked this shit up. And yet I still haven't asked my sister for directions in that time. Should get on that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:45:46 2015 No.12883435 >>12883429 Salting and adding oil is basic shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:46:51 2015 No.12883439 >>12883432 Internet is your friend anon. Look up cooking shows on youtube, trust me they can help more than you'd think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:47:17 2015 No.12883441 >>12883435 And yet not doing it is about the only way to get truly bland pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:47:59 2015 No.12883443 >>12883439 They sure have helped me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:48:05 2015 No.12883444 >>12883435 >Salting and adding olive oil is basic shit >I've never done any of these things Not the anon, but this explains everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:48:16 2015 No.12883445 >>12883439 I used to watch cooking shows a fair bit. Then I had my mouth sealed shut for 2 months, and grew to hate the shows showing off all this delicious food I couldn't eat. Started watching more home reno shows instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:48:16 2015 No.12883446 >>12883421 Wave to them and continue on my way?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:48:34 2015 No.12883447 >>12883377 Thanks, I will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:48:34 2015 No.12883448 >>12883441 Of course, some people like bland. And some people, like me, like burnt stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:49:59 2015 No.12883452 >>12883445 Try watching stuff like Jamie Oliver. You can also ask /co/ for cooking show and cooking book advice. This is what humans do best, always ask questions when you can anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:50:18 2015 No.12883454 >>12883448 You say burnt and I can only imagine baked pasta, which is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:50:26 2015 No.12883455 >>12883444 I learned this basic shit from my dad, and he learned from the Military.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:51:02 2015 No.12883456

>>12883448
>Some people like bland.
Really? Really?

>Some people like burnt stuff.
Eh, I don't mind a bit of char on my meat.
Had a really nice rump steak at this fancy-ass grill downtown on my birthday. Delicious, perfectly cooked beef that melted in your mouth, with just a bit of char on the edge that added some texture and extra flavor that really brought it up a level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:51:11 2015 No.12883457 Are there any onis here that could help me? I have a serious case of vodka stomach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:51:29 2015 No.12883459 >>12883454 I meant food in general. And I've tried it too, it was ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:51:42 2015 No.12883460 >>12883455 I see. So do you put the salt and the oil in while it's boiling, or afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:52:12 2015 No.12883462 >>12883454 Pasta salad is amazing. I always make some of that when I go camping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:52:12 2015 No.12883463 >>12883448 >burnt stuff My cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:52:12 2015 No.12883464 >>12883445 I used to watch them so much more when I was on a diet. It's like goddamn porn when your stomach is growling and you're almost perpetually hungry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:52:31 2015 No.12883465 >>12883456 >Really? Really? Yes, there are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:53:03 2015 No.12883466 >/mgg/ Cooking Pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:53:13 2015 No.12883467 >>12883460 No you shit. You put it in before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:53:24 2015 No.12883468 >>12883460 Before, of course. Salt helps the water boil faster anyway. This is like middle school chemistry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:53:33 2015 No.12883469 >>12883460 Before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:53:33 2015 No.12883470 >>12883421 >those hands >that forehead Quietly move away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:54:33 2015 No.12883471 >>12883467 >>12883468 >>12883469 Ah. See, even though you tell me this is middle school science, I never knew I'm more of a baker than a cooker

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:56:32 2015 No.12883473 >>12883466 We'd be fucked if we had to cook our way out of being raped. Fuck you niggers I'm sneaking out by burning something on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:56:37 2015 No.12883474 >>12883471 I was also more of a baker, but even I knew about that. I could bake muffins that would make even a cold hearted Yuki Onna warm up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:57:10 2015 No.12883476 >>12883470 >>that forehead That's a sixhead at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:57:41 2015 No.12883479 >>12883375 I'm pretty sure an Oomukade would love a hot steaming bowl of beef stew with tendons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:57:50 2015 No.12883480 >>12883471 >An ionic solution will always boil faster than water because the overall specific heat is much less. Middle school science.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:57:57 2015 No.12883481 >>12883284 I liked it. Charles seems like a dick though. I would like to know what Sebastian said to him to make him so angry at him. In story though. Please no spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:59:05 2015 No.12883484 >>12883421 Flirt with the blonde one.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 00:59:48 2015 No.12883486

>>12883474
I could cook a strawberry shortcake that could make a Mino discard her tough girl exterior and melt. I could make a Cheesecake that could make a Holstaurus lactate
But god fucking forbid I have to make pasta or actually cook dinner

>>12883480
I feel so stupid right now. I can hear you all laughing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:00:09 2015 No.12883487 >>12883480 I knew it before gradeschool. >"Son, adding salt to water can give it some flavor and make it boil faster."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:00:42 2015 No.12883488 >>12883375 >steak >pizza >lasagna Anyone who hates these does not deserve to exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:01:56 2015 No.12883491 >>12883488 I like lasagna with a thin layer of cheese. Too much just tastes bad.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:02:33 2015 No.12883493

You are being chased!

Several MGs are chasing you!
You run down alleyways and back paths to avoid them!
You are tackled, and feel something prick you!

You fall unconscious....

You wake up on a fully stocked professional looking kitchen surrounded by ever nasty MG you can think of .
A Manticore speaks up and says "Make us good food and you can go, make us shit, and you get raped!"

You notices ushi, onis, mantis all sorts of mgs sitting at a table with silverware around them.
Behind them is a bed with chains on the sides

"You have 1hour to feed us, GO!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:02:47 2015 No.12883494 >>12883468 it actually takes a lot of salt to make it boil any faster or hotter. I learned this from a college chem professor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:03:11 2015 No.12883495 >>12883488 >hashbrowns Anyone who hates those should be stoned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:03:32 2015 No.12883496 >>12883491 >Can't handle all that cheese Next you're going to say you hate extra cheesy pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:03:43 2015 No.12883498 >>12883493 What happens if I give most of them good food, but there are a couple bad ones in there? Like, I deliberately flub the meals of girls I wouldn't mind getting raped by?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:03:59 2015 No.12883499 >>12883493 Bitch please. Like I can't cater to this many people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:04:31 2015 No.12883501 File: 194 KB, 1200x918, Ushi-Oni Housewife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TFW dinner for my Waifu is cooking optional.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:04:58 2015 No.12883502 >>12883488 I just don't like beef in general. Nothing against steak. Probably just never had a properly prepared one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:05:09 2015 No.12883503 >>12883488 The only lasagna i've ever had was my moms and i hated it, but she's an awful cook so i should probably try some from someone else's one of these days

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:06:12 2015 No.12883509 >>12883495 >seasoned cubed hashbrowns. Yummy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:06:24 2015 No.12883511 >>12883493 All I have to do is masturbate into all the food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:06:25 2015 No.12883512 >>12883493 I don't know how to cook much of anything so I hope they like cookies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:06:27 2015 No.12883515 >>12883493 Most good food with prep takes longer than that. Looks like surf and turf and greens and roast vegetables and mashed potatoes then. Maybe could get some etoufee up too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:06:56 2015 No.12883517 >>12883493 >one hour to feed them But making good food takes time! And preparation. Unless they have many jars of red sauce and shit, and boxes of pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:07:31 2015 No.12883520 >>12883493 I hope they love pastries and desserts, though an hour's a little steep

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:10:11 2015 No.12883524 >>12883375 >Ghoul Pork chops, medium rare. Swine flu be damned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:13:47 2015 No.12883533 >>12883493 Jokes on them I make Chinese food that'll put fancy restaurants to shame. Those dingy, dirty, greasy hole in the wall places though? Nah, I ain't got shit on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:14:50 2015 No.12883534 >>12883520 >>12883517 >>12883515 >"Fine" she says, "We will give you more time, and there are 5 of us. ushi, manticore, Oni, dark elf and this wurm that we have no idea where she came from. fully stocked kitchen. "

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:15:02 2015 No.12883535 >>12883533 Those guys are gods of cooking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:15:33 2015 No.12883539 >>12883493 I'll make them fried chicken chunks, no one can resist those

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:16:43 2015 No.12883544 >>12883534 >Wurm Just make pizza or cookies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:17:13 2015 No.12883546 >>12883544 Platter of cookie-sized pizzas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:17:33 2015 No.12883550 >>12883534 >While you are cooking, you realize there are cameras everywhere aimed right at you, and you hear the girls in the back discussing your cooking techniques."

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:17:37 2015 No.12883551

>>12883533

I still have no fucking clue how despite making such divine meals and are usually well known by word of mouth that some of these restaurants still go broke.

Maybe a particularly grouchy inspector noticed that the wall paint was actually mold or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:18:03 2015 No.12883553 >>12883546 Or a pizza size cookie.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:18:17 2015 No.12883555

>>12883535
Fuck yeah they are.
If I walk into a place and it's clean and everyone speaks English, I'll just leave. Fuck you you're not giving me food poisoning.
If it's dirty, you can see the old grease on the wall, the kitchen's got 4 guys shouting at each other in Mandarin and the woman at the counter asks me what I want in broken, barely intelligible English? Hi yes I want everything on the menu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:20:54 2015 No.12883562 >>12883533 Yes they are, we have one near me, I go there all the time, to me besides the food , the best part is the old guys always playing majong in there. His kitchen is fricking spotless though, amazes me

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:22:22 2015 No.12883566

>>12883555
I know a place like that.

Best fucking Green Onion Cakes in the city.
I also know a more well-known, clean establishment. Their food is also fantastic, but the filthy hole in a wall makes far better Green Onion Cakes.

Green Onion Cakes are the shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:22:35 2015 No.12883567 >/mgt/ teaches you to always trust the shitty looking Chinese food places

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:23:50 2015 No.12883571 >>12883567 It's a good thing to be taught that. They're right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:24:46 2015 No.12883573 >>12883567 What if it was a shitty looking chinese restaurant with monster girls? Who would work there? I feel like Hinezumi would be good for that line of work.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:26:28 2015 No.12883577

>>12883573
>Cooks with lust flames
>One bite, and you ask, "Can I speak to the chef? I want to give her my compliments..."
>"Compliments" being shoving her to the ground, ravaging her on the filthy ground, too horny for her to care.
>Go back and find she has a comfy, semi-clean couch in the back anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:26:59 2015 No.12883579 Why would they not rape you after you made them food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:27:35 2015 No.12883580 >>12883577 >Junko the chef

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:29:10 2015 No.12883584 >>12883579 They'll be too stuffed you see, and you can't fuck on a full stomach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:31:08 2015 No.12883591 >>12883567 That's true of a lot of places, actually. It's just as true for Mexican restaurants, only it's easier to tell if they're talking shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:31:45 2015 No.12883592 >>12883577 Well, only for the first person to try it. And I pray to Ammy I'm the first one to try her cooking and do that.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:33:39 2015 No.12883599

>>12883592
>Not wanting to fuck a sultry Hinezumi chef who's almost used to being raped by every one of her male customers, stuffed with cum each and every work day.
Nah I'm just kidding, getting the corrupted cooking of a newly hired Hinezumi, ravishing her after you taste it, and then taking her home where she becomes your private chef, would be far nicer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:35:18 2015 No.12883601 >>12883599 >private chef >not housewife who makes her food for you out of love and not money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:36:05 2015 No.12883603 >>12883567 Would they lose their powers if I offered my cleaning/repair services?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:37:17 2015 No.12883606 >>12882052 But I have no waifu and I'm too much of an apathetic asshole for the lillim to love me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:37:46 2015 No.12883608 >>12883601 that's what he meant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:40:13 2015 No.12883614 >>12883608 Her most prized dish will be the bun in her oven.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:40:44 2015 No.12883616 >>12883601 Please see >>12883608

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:42:13 2015 No.12883617 >>12883614 >our dual masterpiece

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:44:37 2015 No.12883626 >>12881518 I'd imagine there would be a pool of digestive fluids sitting in her bowl-of-a-pelvis It'd be hilarious to throw her dinner into her giant maw and make the 'sploosh' noise each time

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:47:09 2015 No.12883632

>>12883626
>It'd be hilarious to throw her dinner into her giant maw and make the 'sploosh' noise each time
>SPLOOSH
>"I told you not to throw coins in there!"
>"..."
>SPLOOSH
>"I'm not a wishing well!"
>SPLOOSH
>"Geeze, get the net so I can fish those out."
>...
>SPLOOSH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:49:11 2015 No.12883638 >>12883493 I know how to make what are essentially giant pizza rolls. I'll need a few tubes of Pillsbury pizza dough, some Mozzerella and Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, and Pepperoni. And they'll get them when they're done. And then suddenly /mgt/ became /ck/.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:50:19 2015 No.12883644

>>12883632
>Playing with your food with your daughteru
>Anon's got the freashly made bread in hand.
>he's running past the competition. They can't catch him!
>What? He's not going to-
>He is!
>He shoots from half court!
>HE SHOOTS!
>AND HE SCORES!
>THE CROWD GOES WILD!
>"Daddy, that's no fair! you're taller than me
>"Well, when you get better maybe you can beat your daddy in mawball."
>"I want to be as tall as you, daddy!"
>"I know you do."
>"I hate you both."

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:51:34 2015 No.12883647
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>>12883638
>And then suddenly /mgt/ became /ck/.
>Pillsbury dough
Okay, wait, I might have an appropriate reaction for this. Yeah, here it is.

>>12883644
>Spoiler
Perfect. I'll bet she still loves it every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:53:58 2015 No.12883652 >>12883638 >Pillsbury dough Anon, don't make me come over there I love how derailed we get.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 01:54:47 2015 No.12883653 >>12883638 Anon if you don't make your own pizza dough you are a failure both as a chef and a lover of pizza.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:02:22 2015 No.12883676 >>12883284 >That end. Dawww. An innocent MG's first love is always adorable. Part of me hopes she'll advance into more lovey-dovey stuff, but I know that'll just make the suffering arc more bitter when it comes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:07:16 2015 No.12883698 >>12883039 No it's a device for ruining friendships. In other news would everyone rather more cookanon or an attempt at a suffering one-shot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:08:33 2015 No.12883699 >>12883647 >>12883652 >>12883653 I'm operating on a strict schedule and I have next to no culinary skill. Give me a break. I was talking more about everyone else in the thread anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:09:44 2015 No.12883701 >>12883699 >I'm operating on a strict schedule it takes like a half hour the night before hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:11:32 2015 No.12883709 >>12883701 I probably shouldn't mention the fact that I like sauceless pizza better then, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:12:40 2015 No.12883713 >>12883709 so you like Pillsbury breadsticks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:12:42 2015 No.12883714 >>12883709 You You're not human, are you?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:13:34 2015 No.12883715

>>12883698
cookanon

either he's dragged into, or he tries peeping on, all the shirohebis and their ryu at a hot spring bath.
Remember that one unrelated greentext where the shirohebis get drunk and talk shit about their ryu boss while the ryu is in the bath with them? do something like that, then cookanon gets pulled in and nearly experiences a rape ball. josephine protests, and anon thinks he's saved - but it turns out the ryu was more drunk than she seemed and joins in. how he ends up not violated is up to you.
or you could do whatever it is you have already planned. anything's okay really.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:13:41 2015 No.12883716
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So there's a game that may or may not be coming out soon.

It has MGs and shit but I'm not sure if I should tell you the good news or the bad news first.

Both of which may be extremely old because I got on the train late as fuck but who knows at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:13:42 2015 No.12883717 >>12883713 No, I just don't like sauce. >>12883714 What's wrong with not liking sauce?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:14:05 2015 No.12883719 >>12883698 Suffering written without the letter 'e' being used.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:15:07 2015 No.12883725 >>12883716 You've sold me with that delicious sprite. Hit me with the good and bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:16:08 2015 No.12883727 >>12883716 is the bad news that you have to kill all of the mgs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:16:27 2015 No.12883728 >>12883716 Give bad new then good right after. The last good game that I played with MG's was Zettai Hero Project and they weren't even the focus of the game, just sentai antics and turning an anon into a hero.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:16:38 2015 No.12883729

>The Khepri sisters
>All the guys likened them to those twins from The Shining, because they always did everything in unison
>There were 6 of them though, not 2, so it was extra creepy
>They never hurt or bothered anyone though, so the guys just left them alone
>They always carried those black orbs with them too, and sometimes they dripped and left puddles
>The guys thought it was kind of gross, to be honest
>A new guy transferred in, one of those religious fellows, calls himself a "paluhdin" or something
>He singled the Khepri out right away, pointing to their black ball things, calling it demonic energy and calling them names
>Yeah they were weird, but they never bothered anyone so it was kind of shitty to be giving them a hard time like this, so you told him to cut it out
>He took it as a challenge, demanding that you fight him for "honor"
>You were trying to calm him down when he swung at you
>It connected too, rattled you a bit, but you've been in fight before and it takes more than a suckerpunch to take you down
>It was on now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:17:38 2015 No.12883732 >>12883728 >Zettai Hero Project Man, fuck your family in that game.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:17:39 2015 No.12883733

>>12883729
>The two of you beat the hell out of each other, but he finally went down first
>You offered him a parting "Fuck you, faggot" and started to walk off when they surrounded you
>"Anon," they all said in unison, "thank you"
>You didn't really do it for them, guy was just being a dick and then he started the fight
>"That's okay, we still want to say thank you. We have something for you"
>They all held out those black orb things and started moving closer
>Right when panic was really starting to set in, they touched them to you and all 6 of them sank right under your skin
>Yup, you came in your pants, right there, in the hallway
>All the monster girls within line of sight are staring straight at you, some are peering around corners
>The Khepri just grab you and yank you away while you're still trying to get your bearings
>They take you to an empty room, making sure to barricade the door behind them, before they finished what they started
>By the time they were finished it was already night time and you were an incubus, the only one in your school
>Now your new girlfriends spend most of their days chasing away other monster girls who keep propositioning you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:20:03 2015 No.12883738 >>12883733 This is funny. But what if the girl's bathrom only has five open stalls when they go to use it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:22:58 2015 No.12883745 >>12883733 >grade school incubus feels >tfw you don't even know basic addition because your MG teacher is constantly trying to fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:23:10 2015 No.12883747 >>12883715 I'll keep the idea in mine but for now I'm going to try and write some tanuki getting her shit pushed in by a very pissed off succubutt.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:25:51 2015 No.12883754 [SPOILER]

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>>12883727
>>12883728
The bad news is that the MGs can only fuck monsters, with the added layer that they can only fuck monsters of their own type. Whether human enemies will exist and how they work is unknown.

Human characters can fuck any monster though and in a comical MG twist the humans are the ones giving birth to MGs. There's also some Centaur sprites so you can expect some...horsing around.

Nightmare Manticore Venom Addiction news: The game literally plays like an HRPG version of Angry Bird, so you'll get to be addicted to both porn and gameplay. Scary shit.

The good news is that it has monster girls in it and it all looks nice. Each human girl gives birth to MGs with their primary colors, currently you can get purple / blue slime girls, harpies, and bee girls.

Happy 2015 http://b.dlsite.net/RG13306/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:28:54 2015 No.12883760 >>12883754 >MG Angry Birds >Sexy stuff >No sexy stuff of HumansxMGs I-I don't know how to feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:30:21 2015 No.12883762 >>12883754 On one hand they look gorgeous. On the other hand no Human Mg option. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:31:04 2015 No.12883764 >>12883754 >MGs can only fuck monsters >Human characters can fuck any monster could you explain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:31:17 2015 No.12883765 >>12883754 I'm confused

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:33:13 2015 No.12883771

>>12883732

They are assholes. Seriously what kind of family blames all their problems on their son? And they NEVER said sorry to him even after he kicked their Bizzaro counterparts rears AND saved the world.

I'm just glad that in /mgg/ shit like abusive families is normally not a thing, because that stuff would probably hit too close for some anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:33:23 2015 No.12883773 >>12883754 How exactly to we go about trying out the trial?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:33:36 2015 No.12883774 >>12883765 Humans fuck horny slimes and create slime girls. Angry Birds with RPG weapons, armor, ect. Also porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:34:25 2015 No.12883776 >>12883771 Couldn't agree more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:37:24 2015 No.12883785 >>12883728 There were MGs in that game? Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:38:48 2015 No.12883788 >>12883774 See, you say Angry Bird with RPG weapons, and I see the footage and say 'Well fuck that" But then you say humans fucking slimes and porn

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:41:00 2015 No.12883794

>>12883038
Not hound and have no technical advice, but the shading could be better. Looks good on her scaly tail and her skirt and bra, like shadows and stuff, but on her hair and human skin the shading is odd like just highlights of the line art. Wish I could give critique other than get gud, but I donno how to color things.

I still like it though. Is sexy, and it has been saved in my MG folder.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:47:17 2015 No.12883807

>>12883785

There is a chapter where you help resolve a conflict between two harpy sisters. The older one bullies the younger one in a misguided attempt to make her a final boss.

The little sister than has her remote taken and takes it out on her dragon friend.

The moral was bullying is bad and can perpetuate through the victims.

There's a cobra girl who doesn't want to marry an edgelord because he would protect her from her career pursuits.

The moral is that in your ideas of shielding her from the world you're simply keeping her from her happiness.

Oh and your daughteru is a harpy.

I'd tell you more but that's all I remember at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:50:42 2015 No.12883810 File: 236 KB, 1000x1000, MGK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883807 >your daughteru is a harpy >daughteru >harpy >your Like a blonde girl in the middle east, I'm sold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:57:49 2015 No.12883819 >>12883807 >Harpy bullying a Dragon I-What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:59:08 2015 No.12883820 >>12883819 Must be like Crybaby Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:59:20 2015 No.12883821 >>12883807 >Harpy almost accidentally creating the final boss Christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:59:38 2015 No.12883822 File: 24 KB, 500x500, Seriously.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883774 >Not even talking about the monster fucking part. Yeah I'll delete it.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:01:52 2015 No.12883826

>>12883819

It's a baby dragon variant. The traditional kind not an MG one. This one can't even speak.

The only ones that do talk are your bizarro world family who hate you. They wish you didn't exist. Even you dragon imouto and mother wish you were out of there lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:03:31 2015 No.12883829 >>12883826 >AU Family are Dragon People >They all hate you Ow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:05:42 2015 No.12883830 >>12883826 So the dragons aren't MGs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:08:36 2015 No.12883833 File: 141 KB, 850x965, yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12881058 How is this even a discussion? Yeti hugs literally save lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:08:46 2015 No.12883834 File: 1.17 MB, 1108x1012, 1411890715445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883810 Dass racist!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:11:16 2015 No.12883836 >>12883829 Even the normal universe family hates you and blame you for all their ills. >>12883830 Nope, sorry. If they were I'd probably wouldn't be able to beat up the family so they won't see me as worthless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:11:38 2015 No.12883837 >>12883833 >Excluding... yetis... who gives the best hugs? Had to give the other options a chance, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:12:21 2015 No.12883839 >>12883833 Do we have any images of a Yeti with a keg hanging from their necks? Old Donald Duck cartoons tell me rescue dogs had those. >>12883836 Sounds like I need to make me a new family, one better than before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:13:06 2015 No.12883841 File: 143 KB, 849x893, papa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883836 So which are confirmed MGs? And could you go a little further into the Harpy dauhteru?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:13:18 2015 No.12883842 >>12883833 >

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:19:39 2015 No.12883852

>>12883839

Don't get me wrong NISA tried to make them sympathetic with them admitting their faults and fully supporting you in the end. Even though they never apologized to the mc on screen.

>>12883841

Cobra girls for sure and harpies. Everyone else is a goofy character from a sentai show. Unfortunately you can't really do much with her. She doesn't really have much to say other than jokes like every NPC in the game, but she'll have more to say when you donate money to your Prinny waifu.

To be honest in this game I think that is a big misstep from Nippon Ichi. They could've developed the wife and daughteru more as a way for the mc to grow more in a familial sense along with the cast who bounce off of his mute nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:19:52 2015 No.12883853 >you're a scientist, anon >your wurm daugteru tugs on your shirt >"Daddy daddy, what's a turbo encabulator?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:21:46 2015 No.12883858 >>12883853 I'm not educated in any sciences, dammit! All I could do is fake being a creationist and putting on a lab coat, and even a Wurm is too smart to fall for that!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:23:38 2015 No.12883864 >>12883852 A game's a game. >>12883853 >"I'll tell you when you're older. Now help me pour the methanol."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:25:08 2015 No.12883866 >>12883853 Wait I can't tell her it's a joke or I'll ruin it for her. On the other hand leading her on will bite me in the ass in the long run if I want her to trust me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:25:36 2015 No.12883867 >>12883858 Yes you are. Do you want to make your wurm daughteru cry because you shattered her belief you were an ultra cool all knowing scientist dad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:26:46 2015 No.12883870 >>12883866 Truly, a conundrum for us. It would be like if any other regular daughteru asked her father if Santa was actually real.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:27:16 2015 No.12883871

>>12883866
Tell her to conduct a series of experiments to discover the truth for herself.
>>12883867
I must make some sacrifices. For her to become a true Science Wurm, she must learn not to trust me just because I'm an authority. I will therefore just quote Kent Hovind at her until she calls bullshit on me.
>Except on cloudy days because water stops x-rays!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:27:58 2015 No.12883874 >>12883858 Motherfucker you better start getting your PhD in all sciences. You're going to learn and teach your pants off so hard that she'll be able to explain the practical uses of math like it's a wrench.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:28:42 2015 No.12883877 >>12883874 But I don't want to, anthropology is more fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:29:21 2015 No.12883879 >>12883853 Can I pretend to be a mad scientist? And make cool play forts out of concrete and construction materials for her? Or put a sturdy toy in a huge lot of hard, deep cement and tell her to find it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:32:14 2015 No.12883888 >"Daddy daddy, why is the sky blue?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:32:26 2015 No.12883891 >>12883754 How do I get past 1-5? I automatically lose after I've thrown all girl even if I'd win if they just had another attack round.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:34:11 2015 No.12883895 >>12883888 You need to look it up in a book, dear. I'll give you a hint: it has to do with gas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:39:02 2015 No.12883903 >>12883888 https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4u2ZsoYWwJA#t=457

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:39:11 2015 No.12883904 >>12883888 >"Because it has to deal with the sun's smug incandescence all day, deary."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:40:05 2015 No.12883906 >>12883888 Refraction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:41:10 2015 No.12883911 >>12883895 >>12883903 >>12883904 >>12883906 You're all wrong! The right answer is Blue Shifting! The blue shifts from all the sad people up into the sky!

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:45:34 2015 No.12883916

New bit of MGEWGII translated. Here are the cliffnotes.
>Sticky Mushroom
>Grow in damp places
>Constantly sticky. Clean 'em, they excrete more.
>If a guy eats 'em, makes his cum and mana "Sticky".
>Sticky-Goo Semen/Mana lingers, even after being washed off or absorbed.
>Depending on quality of mushroom eaten, an affected cumshot may "Linger" for 3 days to a week.
>Popular with MG Soliders who somehow wind up on expeditions away from home.
>Night before your company leaves, feed the husband a mushroom, get his mana all sticky, have him pump you full.
>Feeling of cum and mana lingers for however long, easing loneliness, and provides a power boost while on the mission.
>Theorized to help improve MGs poor fertility.
>If eaten by a girl, pussy juice gets stickier too. No other effects than basically turning an MG's cunt into a lotion dispenser.

And that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:49:59 2015 No.12883918 >>12883911 >>12883906 >>12883904 B-But it's none of those. It's Rayleigh scattering.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:50:00 2015 No.12883919

>>12883916
>Popular with MG Soliders who somehow wind up on expeditions away from home.
>Night before your company leaves, feed the husband a mushroom, get his mana all sticky, have him pump you full.
>Feeling of cum and mana lingers for however long, easing loneliness, and provides a power boost while on the mission.

Aw. That's actually kind of sweet.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:50:19 2015 No.12883921

>>12883284
I enjoyed this a lot, as with previous chapters. As another anon said, I wonder why charles is a dick, and I think it would be cool to see a reconciliation between neighbor bros. Sonia with the kid was adorable. Someday she will have a cute daughteru with Sebastian and Ulani can be her big sister, just like sonia was for ulani.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:51:22 2015 No.12883923 >>12883916 This is gross, but not TOO gross. >>12883918 >Rayleigh Back to prison with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:52:12 2015 No.12883925 >>12883919 And the best thing is when the husband knows about it too and is proactive about covering his waifu with his mana inside and out and everywhere he can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:52:45 2015 No.12883926 >>12883919 You're still cumming like a pig.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:52:58 2015 No.12883928 >>12883918 I think Blue Shift is the most adorable, Wurm-like explanation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:54:02 2015 No.12883929 >>12883891 You need to make as many daughterus as you can to get more turns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:55:39 2015 No.12883931 >>12883926 Depends on you're MG waifu. If she's an Amazon about to go on a dangerous mission for her tribe, then yes. If she's a Holst who needs to travel for a few days to sell at the market while you tend to the rest of the farm, then no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:56:46 2015 No.12883934 >>12883923 >prison But I'm right! You can't deny science forever! >>12883928 >letting bias for your daughter get in the way of science >not giving her your full, unadulterated mass, of knowledge

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:57:15 2015 No.12883936 >>12883931 Would Holst sell your sticky cum to lonely MGs who can't get dates?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:57:24 2015 No.12883937 >>12883446 This is the only normal response. Without MGs jumping on and raping the first man they see, it is entirely possible to have normal human interactions with them. Just cause you see a cute girl, doesn't mean she is gonna be your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:59:33 2015 No.12883938 >>12878525 >Not wanting to have amazing cuddlesex with a Gnome in her mud Why in mud, that just sounds really unpleasant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:59:43 2015 No.12883939 >>12883934 >But I'm right! Tell that to the Mooquisitor and her torture specialists. You're gonna get tickled and pinched, son.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:01:19 2015 No.12883942 >>12883936 Of course! I'm sure she'd have the skills to milk and bottle you. And you both would be doing a good deed in the meantime, using your teamwork and expertise as farmers. Her milk for the humans, your cum for the MGs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:01:36 2015 No.12883943 >"Daddy daddy, why can't you touch my reverse scale?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:02:45 2015 No.12883944 >>12883918 Eggs. Eggs pls. Go back to being scrambled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:03:43 2015 No.12883950 >>12883942 >Holst is almost smug about milking you, selling your jizz, and watching MGs fight over it like it's gold >>12883943 >"Because I'm your pappy, honey."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:04:59 2015 No.12883953 >>12883943 Because you're a Wurm, dear, and you don't have one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:06:50 2015 No.12883956 >>12883950 Almost. At least she takes pride in her work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:08:20 2015 No.12883957 >>12883956 >"Now now, Darling, don't move around so much~ We've still got 24 jars to fill~"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:10:09 2015 No.12883959 File: 614 KB, 657x890, 1403475528977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883957 >Nymphomaniac Holstaurus Moo?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:11:21 2015 No.12883960

Also some new details on different MGE-1 updated profiles.

>Devil Bug
>Clarification that they have a male-musk fetish.
>If their man is out of the house, they'll masturbate to his scent on shirts, bed sheets, pillows, whatever.
>Also since they're always in a group of 30+, this often turns into a yuri orgy
>Dude returns home to find harem of Devil Bugs, Daughterus and Granddaughterus all soaked in each other's juices.
>All eyes turn to him.

>Doppelganger
>Clarification and expansion on nature of "Doppelganger"
>In the case of the woman the Doppelganger shapeshifts into actually loving the man she's targeting back, rather than it being one-sided, she becomes entirely linked to the Doppelganger.
>Both of their forms change to be closer to the man's "Ideal" of the original girl.
>Their memories and forms become linked
>They become Doppelgangers of each other, rather than the Doppelganger simply copying the original girl.
>Dude gets to be in threesome with two of the girl of his dreams.

>Dullahan
>Clarification that they make up the bulk of the Monster Lord's army
>Are the only knights who aren't frequently flighty and more dedicated to husbando-fucking than Knightly duties.
>Are noted as being "Anxious". TL is unclear if they're anxious that they're the only Knights who take jobs seriously, or only Knights who bother restraining themselves at all.

>Dwarves
>Not much new, just expansions in detail and minor tweaks.
>Most notable really is that their handjobs are so good, it'll make your dick harder than it's ever been.
>And that's about it.

>Fairy
>Total rewrite, but same basic ideas.
>Start off innocent
>Lots of stuff on being taught to "Play" by other, more corrupt Monsters and dirtier fairy-types.
>Lots of lewd descriptions regarding Fairy-Onahole use
>Comparisons to stuffing a confectionary are made.
>Pretty well same as old otherwise, just more (Dirty) details.

Ran out of room. Still Ghost, Ghoul, Giant Ant, Giant Slug, and Girttablilu.

Shall I continue?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:11:21 2015 No.12883961 File: 169 KB, 1763x992, 1405561570294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Soraka?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:12:12 2015 No.12883964 >>12883957 >>12883959 I blame her Tanuki friend. She gave her business advice and now she won't stop until the quota is filled on time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:12:23 2015 No.12883965 >new Glacies fanart >it's her giving a footjob Uh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:12:47 2015 No.12883967 >>12883960 Yes! Yes! Yes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:12:47 2015 No.12883968 >>12883961 I don't see why not. >>12883965 Getting cold feet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:13:54 2015 No.12883969 >>12883968 A little. http://img.booru.org/deviants-despository//images/9/4d1baca9fa8b0c5e217d44c53c40e5b35ca64d14.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:14:07 2015 No.12883970 >>12883961 No, sorry, I have a waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:14:21 2015 No.12883971 File: 354 KB, 540x720, 1413360641712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have some more red wolf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:15:29 2015 No.12883974 >>12883960 >Ghoul On a scale of Yes to Yes? ___Yes___

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:18:48 2015 No.12883979 File: 977 KB, 1066x720, TL NOTE - YOU CAN READ THE FUCKING TRANSLATION OF THIS ON DANBOORU, YOU DUMB FUCKS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883971 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:19:30 2015 No.12883982 >>12883979 Unf, those beautiful eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:20:57 2015 No.12883986 File: 79 KB, 540x720, OOOOHHHH AMARTY, YOUS TOUNGE IS MAKIN ME WET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883982 They are good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:21:05 2015 No.12883988 File: 704 KB, 850x792, 1418612466146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I am sorry Anon, I know that I said I would anything you asked, but I do not know what a pa-zuri is'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:24:13 2015 No.12883995 >>12883988 >whisper in her ear >"It's when I *****************, with ***************, and *******************, finally ****************************** intensely." Every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:24:15 2015 No.12883996 >>12883988 Shes almost to cute to do lewd things to. ALMOST

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:26:07 2015 No.12883998 >>12883988 Ammy, shouldn't you be staring at Rao's chest?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:27:10 2015 No.12883999 >>12883988 I just want to kiss her while she wears that flustered expression, over and over on a cushy bed while I rub her ears between my fingers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:33:10 2015 No.12884006 >>12883988 The most vanilla monster girls are always the cutest. Death to all above 10%.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:34:42 2015 No.12884007

Continuing new MGE Translations.

>Ghost
>If a guy she's mind-fucking can't take it before she materializes, pretty much any guy will be driven to jack off.
>If he does so, the cumshot will instantly make her materialize.
>Immediate rape.

>Ghoul
>Extra lewd details.
>100% Mouth Pussy. That's a mouth pussy right there. Definite mouth pussy. You can not believe how much this fucking mouth pussy.
>Blowjobs and Mouthpussy a best

>Giant Ant
>Noted that workers are normally infertile.
>Frequent fucking with captured males + MAMONO MANA fixes this though.
>Ants who have been granted reproductive ability are counted as new "Queens".
>Kicked out of hive with their husband to go start a new hive somewhere.
>New Queens are EXTREMELY HORNY
>Gotta fuck the husband, sure up the population of the new hive, right?
>Extra notes on awesome, sweaty, pheromone sex.
>Oh god I'm actually starting to like ant-girls.

>Giant Slug
>Why are there no snail-girls?
>The shells got in the way of sex.
>Lotsa detail on how greaty sticky, mucus-bound slug fucking is.
>Still rape girls.
>Salt still makes them lolis
>Salted Loli-slugs are extra-horny and rapey, seeking cum to restore moisture taken away by the salt.

>Girtablilu
>Recurring stinger-stabs and venom injections increase effect exponentially.
>That's right. More stings. Bigger dick. More cum. More arousal. More pleasure.
>Gets to the point that, combined with the masochistic shift from injections alone going from painful to pleasurable, just a prick with no injection will become enough to trigger effect.

And that's all folks. Apparently the dude who manages the translations has a few more, but is going to give 'em out one by one over the next week or so. To come are:
>Raging Mushroom
>Pseudo-Matango
>Holstaur Milk
>Mandragora Roots
>Slime Jelly
>Monster Realm Beasts

I'll post cliffnotes as they're posted.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:35:04 2015 No.12884008

>>12882851
Opale by alcest. The lyrics are short, so I'll post them. Better idea, the themes of the last song you listened to now dictate your new waifu. I.E. If you get a song about midnight, blood and immortality, your new waifu is a vamp.

>I know we are never alone
when i hear their serene voices
rising from distant seas
and peaks of aerial shades

old souls fallen from the sky
stream down in a starry flood
to occupy living temples
filled with secret glimmer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:37:59 2015 No.12884015 >>12884007 Is the giant slug's vagina on the human or slug part? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:40:27 2015 No.12884018 File: 274 KB, 511x890, 1397933180358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884007 >mouth pussy Good.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:42:10 2015 No.12884025

>>12884015
Doesn't say explicitly...

But given how much emphasis it puts on her "Crawling over the guy with their mucus covered lower body" and "Having sticky, mucus-soaked sex", I'd put my money down on primary activity being with the slug part.

Just a guess though, and it's probably one of those things KC leaves vague to let people's headcanons go one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:50:02 2015 No.12884035 >>12884025 >I'd put my money down on primary activity being with the slug part god damnit why that's not sexy at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:51:19 2015 No.12884037 >>12884035 Pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:52:52 2015 No.12884038 >>12884025 Is sex with them still slow as fuck?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:56:36 2015 No.12884042

>>12884025
>But given how much emphasis it puts on her "Crawling over the guy with their mucus covered lower body" and "Having sticky, mucus-soaked sex", I'd put my money down on primary activity being with the slug part.
Good, imagining it way up there on the human half, I can't think of any positions to fuck her in that aren't incredibly awkward.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:57:42 2015 No.12884043

>>12884038
I think, though the language was changed, making it sound less like, "They're so slow fucking them takes all day", to something more like, "Once they start, they're not gonna stop for a long-ass time".

Also slimy-slug-sex is noted as making lots of lewd noise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:00:01 2015 No.12884046 >>12884015 >>12884025 Every monster girl in MGE has her vagina in the usual human location, even the centaurs. What makes you think giant slugs are any different?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:04:44 2015 No.12884051 >>12884046 >Even the centaurs Don't go triggerin' muh autism about goddamn frontginas now boy. Anyway, as I said, the language, emphasis, and descriptions used are what leads me to believe it's on the slug part. Also what this guy said >>12884042

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:09:21 2015 No.12884059 >>12883960 Sure, where he post updates? On twitter?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:14:53 2015 No.12884066 >>12884051 I'd just ask KC about it on twitter but I don't speak moon.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:15:14 2015 No.12884069

>>12884059
First, I already posted the other half of the translation cliffnotes, so if you're saying "Sure, continue", kinda pointless.

Second, no. These "Updates" come from the MGE-1 Book that KC released, what, two, three years ago? They've just never been translated before now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:16:46 2015 No.12884073 >>12884043 I'd say the sex is still slow, just not absurdly so.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:19:05 2015 No.12884079

>>12884066
Maybe.

If he ever resumes doing the English-Language Q&As, I'm going to fucking try asking about the bloody centaur frontginas. Reaffirm once and for all whether their presence is absolute in his canon or not.

Matters diddly-squat for headcanon of course, but at this point it's just driving me up the wall because muh autism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:20:58 2015 No.12884081 >>12884051 Where would you personally prefer it to be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:22:35 2015 No.12884082 >>12884079 The profile says they are. And I think they even prefer using the frontpussy. So I guess you'll have to deal with it.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:22:43 2015 No.12884083

>>12884081
I find the existence of front-gina on a centaur to be utterly abominable, and thus it doesn't exist in my headcanon.

Or, if you're talking about giant slugs, then I really don't give two shits either way. But I'd headcanon it as on the slug part for aforementioned logical reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:24:50 2015 No.12884085 >>12884081 If we went absolutely wild, I'd prefer an orifice at the back where the human part ends and the horse begins, so you could fuck her from behind the human part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:27:13 2015 No.12884088 >>12884085 I still find Rachnee's ass to be weird. Just seems off, proportion wise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:31:42 2015 No.12884094 >>12884083 Why does frontpussy bother you so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 05:58:07 2015 No.12884125 >>12884094 Because there is nothing natural or right about having two vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:00:46 2015 No.12884129 >>12884125 MGs are not natural in the first place

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:01:11 2015 No.12884130 >>12884129 But they are so very right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:03:19 2015 No.12884132 >>12884125 Then why not complain about the horsepussy instead? It'd make more sense in-universe for that one to disappear entirely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:12:16 2015 No.12884140 >>12884132 It probably will disappear as the chief god loses power. Eventually all the monster girls are going to be succubi, because they're canonically meant to be straight up superior to everything else in terms of sheer attractiveness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:17:23 2015 No.12884147 >>12884140 A world of whores. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:19:39 2015 No.12884151 >>12884147 >no more monster girls >just slutty spade tails god no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:20:51 2015 No.12884156 >>12880594 No it's natural. Pregnancy means that the girl is taken. So guys naturally find those that are pregnant unattractive. It's just biology anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:22:42 2015 No.12884157 >>12884156 This reminds me, do Dragons get big bellies and lay lots of eggs, or do they just lay one egg at a time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:23:11 2015 No.12884159 >>12884156 >the girl is taken Who cares about that bullshit? If there's any biological basis to it, it's probably that they are obviously incapable of getting pregnant. A disproportionate amount of rapes happen when the victim is in estrus.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:27:14 2015 No.12884165

>>12884157
Whatever your headcannon prefers anon.

>>12884159
That's what I meant anon. If they are pregnant already and thus "taken" you cant impregnate them. Once their pregnancy ends they become attractive again since they can be impregnated again.

I just used a different wording.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:28:59 2015 No.12884166 >>12884165 >headcannon It's spelled canon... and I don't even know which I'd prefer. On one hand, lots of eggs means lots of daughterus, which is adorable, but just one egg means the one born is that much more special.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:32:02 2015 No.12884170 >>12884166 I'd normally prefer to have serveral daughters. But since dragons are hard to handle i'd rather have one and raise her well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:34:01 2015 No.12884174 >>12884170 >your Dragotheru will never form a raiding party with a P'orc and a Dark Elf to raid the top shelf of the fridge for puddings

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:34:58 2015 No.12884177 >>12884174 Stop trying to shoehorn P'Orcs into everything Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:35:00 2015 No.12884178 >>12884166 I prefer one daughteru per impregnation, so you can have normal sisters instead of multiplets. Isn't a dragon onee-chan doting after her little sis much cuter than a whole bunch the same age?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:35:35 2015 No.12884181 >>12884177 Why do people keep confusing me for Bollocks?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:37:34 2015 No.12884186

>>12884132
Because that's what centaurs should have naturally.

Also it just plain makes more sense for matters of comfort, both sexual, and also with regards to giving birth. I don't care how much you go on about MAMONO MANA, you can not fit a centaur coal through a human vagina.

>>12884140
This is just bullshit. Fairly sure KC's gone on record that the girls have gone as succubi as they're gonna in most cases. If anything they'll go back to being a little more unique once the Chief God powers off, and the Demon Lord doesn't have to go MAXIMUM OVERFUCK to disturb the original balance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:43:12 2015 No.12884196 >>12884186 >a little more unique In which way?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:46:50 2015 No.12884199

>>12884196
Eh, poor choice of words there, tired.
I just meant "More distant from succubi". Or something like that. Things like, being able to birth incubi, male monsters for all intents and purposes. More continued diversification from just plain ol' succubi.

I should not be arguing this kind of point when I'm this tired. But the comment about everything turning succubi because succubi better than everything just set me off.

Isn't this thread normally opposed to plain ol' succubutt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:47:38 2015 No.12884200 >>12884007 >Pseudo-Matango Not sure if want.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:48:55 2015 No.12884202 >>12884186 How is horse pussy superior to a human vagina for "sexual comfort" And fair point about the birth issue, but then I don't really see the problem with having one orifice for sex and another for giving birth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:49:10 2015 No.12884205 >>12884007 >Monster Realm Beasts Totally need more of these. >>12884200 The answer is in your heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:51:39 2015 No.12884211 >>12884205 >The answer is in your heart. Yes and the answer is depends

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:52:07 2015 No.12884214 >>12884202 Because "Hotdog in a hallway" is bullshit. Muscle control fucker. Learn it. Also. >One orifice for sex and another for giving birth. That is truly the penultimate in bullshit right there. You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:52:47 2015 No.12884215 >>12884211 Ah, you know the answer but not the question!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:54:22 2015 No.12884217 >>12884215 But I do. The question is what exactly is a fucking Pseudo-Matango

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:56:07 2015 No.12884220 >>12884217 You'll find out when it's posted. On Thursday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 06:56:12 2015 No.12884221 >>12884217 To find the answer one must first ask oneself, who is it that asked the question?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:00:53 2015 No.12884226

>>12884214
But the vast majority of men would rather fuck frontpussy than horsepussy, and the demon lord wants to make monster girls appealing to as many men as possible. Imagine if a regular vanilla as fuck guy got stuck with a centaur and had to fuck horse pussy. He would not be very happy.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:04:01 2015 No.12884232

>>12884226
Which is why there's even a bloody clause in the MGE about MAMONO MANA making it so that even bits of MGs that guys find "grotesque", become extremely appealing to them over time.

Me? I have no problem with "Horse Pussy".
Guys who get raped by a centaur-type and do have a problem with it? They'll get over it.
And from an out-of-universe perspective of people who can only find centaurs attractive with a frontgina for some ungodly reason despite the fact no one is making them like centaurs? Why the fuck do you even care? Go fap to something you do like and quit going on about bullshit nonsense.

tl;dr Frontgina a pointless shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:09:01 2015 No.12884244 >>12884232 Yes, over time. If he can't even get it hard for them to have their first time together then that won't help. With other monster girls you can just mostly ignore the monstrous bits during sex if you don't like them, but not so with centaurs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:13:06 2015 No.12884246 >>12882733 >Mordekaiser trying to help people >Mordekaiser being a good guy WHAT IS THIS HERESY I like it.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:23:22 2015 No.12884260

What's with this front-gina autism. Some people prefer it and do not hold the same belief that it's a stupid concept, or some do but make concessions for the sake of pleasantness. It's not even a big deal. Stop trying to enforce a certain canon. Same goes for the vocal people of the other camps.

And by the logic of front-pussies being bad on monstergirls that have non-human lower bodies, then what do you make of arachne? Lamia? Girtablilu? Mermaid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:25:43 2015 No.12884268 As amusing as proper vagina physics are, you might be interested in something I came across quite by accident: http://pastebin.com/bWvHF62n Guess this explains why Mari and .Less are butt buddies these days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:27:43 2015 No.12884275 >>12884260 >Implying centaurs don't have vagina tracks >Implying they can't move their vaginas up and down their underbelly at will and their husband's preference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:28:49 2015 No.12884278 >>12884275 >pussy on rails >ALL ABOARD! Not quite as fun of a ride as the rapetrain, but it gets you to the same place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:30:47 2015 No.12884284 >>12884278 >You're hugging her with your dick out for inexplicable reasons >She rolls her backvagina forwards along her underbelly until it enters the frontvagina region and swallows your dick >surprise penetration

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:32:05 2015 No.12884289 >>12884278 This explains why these discussions usually end up in a trainwreck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:32:23 2015 No.12884290 File: 163 KB, 763x1047, Ushi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you imagine most Monster Girls do for a living? I like to think of Ushi Oni as being good doctors since they keep breaking their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:32:32 2015 No.12884292 >>12884284 >She leans in to kiss your cheek, then whispers into your ear >Choo-choo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:33:37 2015 No.12884294 >>12884290 >most Monster Girls Probably farming with their husbandos to keep the ever increasing population fed. Farmland Saga with Monster Girls is the True End.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:34:57 2015 No.12884296 >>12884292 >You cum instantly with the force of a gogoplex of suns >"Frontpussy, I choo-choo-choose you!" >She throws her head back and neighs in climax, except it's the sound of a train horn

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:35:08 2015 No.12884298

>>12884284
>>12884278
>>12884275
Holy shit I just thought of a great idea that would solve any sort of monstergirl vagina debate!

See you just take that vagina.

And you store it in a pocket universe.

And then you can have it anywhere you want, whenever you want.

Who knows where the fuck it actually is on the MG. Maybe it's not even hers your fucking. But that couldn't be right because magi- I mean mana connects you two together, and you don't question that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:36:03 2015 No.12884302 >>12884289 These discussions just need to be conducted better. People get steamed too quickly

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:38:10 2015 No.12884309

>>12884294
And also loads of scientists and engineers finding ways to automate things so they can have more time with loved ones. Soon they will reach a level where no one needs a job anymore because machines will take care of anything for them.

Why isn't that the case with real society? Why is most of humanity such a shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:38:25 2015 No.12884310 >>12884302 I'm starting to feel these discussions are had for the express purpose of engineering a disaster on every station.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:39:28 2015 No.12884311 >>12884309 >Why is most of humanity such a shit? Because God gave them the order to kill everyone else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:40:52 2015 No.12884315 >>12884311 Are you implying I would kill a fellow anon because some faggot told me to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:41:07 2015 No.12884317 >>12884310 Naw man, it's not like all of these discussions are made in mind of the desire to simply derail the thread. I mean, that would be a real loco motive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:41:58 2015 No.12884320 >>12884315 If that faggot could give you 72 Christmas Cakes, I'm sure you would. >>12884317 >a real loco motive You win so hard I feel bad for even trying to go against you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:43:35 2015 No.12884324 File: 400 KB, 955x1394, oink oink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can feel them moving, oink~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:44:05 2015 No.12884326 >>12884324 Now that is a prize P'orc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:47:38 2015 No.12884334 >>12884320 >You win so hard I feel bad for even trying to go against you. My own powers scare me. The puns, they haunt my every waking train of thought. I'm going off the rails.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:49:39 2015 No.12884336

>>12884326
I'm sorry for being a newfag, but where does the P' in P'orc come from? What does it mean? Is it just simply pig? Are we using it because we don't want someone to mistake us for talking about male orcs, which most other people outside /mgt/ think about when they hear orc?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:50:30 2015 No.12884338 >>12884336 It comes from the fact that Japanese Orcs are similar to pork. That is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:50:53 2015 No.12884339 >>12884334 Damn it Charon, stop getting off track . We're really derailing the discussion now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:51:17 2015 No.12884340 >>12884336 Not him, but I always assumed it was a play on words, as it's usually spelt P'ork. And as KC went with the piggish DnD orc design, it's a play on pork.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:51:56 2015 No.12884343 >>12884339 Don't you know? The ride never ends. It's a MONORAIL!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:53:05 2015 No.12884345 >>12884339 This steamrolling punster has no breaks. Brace for impact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:57:02 2015 No.12884357 >>12884345 >>12884343 Now now, why don't we just take a brake? I think we've let off enough steam by now with this train of thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:58:37 2015 No.12884360 >>12884357 That's fair enough. We should probably keep this thread rolling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:59:05 2015 No.12884362 >>12884360 STEAM rolling, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:01:06 2015 No.12884365 Would you guys ride a train with a wurm conductor? >>12884362 >He doesn't ride bullet trains >His puns aren't contemporarily relevant You're really firing shots in the dark, there, anon. IF you're gonna pun you might wanna be a bit more on target.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:02:11 2015 No.12884367 >>12884365 >he doesn't let the punversation flow naturally into new areas Philistine. Boor. Polack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:03:27 2015 No.12884368 >>12884367 Aw, sorry. I thought the transition from train to bullet train to bullet puns was pretty smooth. I still have much to learn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:04:59 2015 No.12884371 >>12884368 The transition from steam rolling to bullets is what wasn't natural, my young padawan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:06:18 2015 No.12884372 Is it so much to ask for an MG that enjoys making puns and also gets aroused by them? I think it's really cute. It's like a more natural form of poetry. Music to my ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:08:31 2015 No.12884375 >>12884371 Aw, c'mon, steam rolling implies steamtrains. It was perfectly relevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:08:53 2015 No.12884377 >>12884372 Don't forget about a certain werewolf that loves having bones buried in her backyard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:09:22 2015 No.12884378 File: 345 KB, 741x1200, mad hatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have a tea party with her so bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:10:41 2015 No.12884382 >>12884377 But she's ded. Writing for her finished. Maybe we should come up with more greentext. I wouldn't mind doing it myself if not for my inability to even come up with puns, let alone good writing in general.

>>	JAWF Wed Jan 7 08:12:13 2015 No.12884386 OH MAN, ITS THAT TIME AGAIN The Mob goes Wild p4 http://pastebin.com/GW8TmDD5 Not proofread yet, read at own risk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:21:38 2015 No.12884397 >>12884378 That dapper as fuck appearance. That hair and those eyes. That soft, slimy skin. That refinedness and eloquence. How can a matango of all things be so amazing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:22:22 2015 No.12884400 File: 77 KB, 794x1024, 1406855477152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884397 Mushrooms have mysterious powers. Let's try some now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:24:05 2015 No.12884404 >>12884397 Do you think that one dude with the matango waifu down the street would be shunned by everyone else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:24:31 2015 No.12884405 >>12884404 It's not like anyone would ever see him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:26:12 2015 No.12884407 >>12884404 Matangos are only dangerous to human women, so if any of those are around, those would shun him. >>12884405 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:27:39 2015 No.12884409 >>12884407 >Why not? Because he'd be stuck. Dick in her, feet in the ground.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:32:42 2015 No.12884419 >>12884409 Matangos got toned town a fair amount in their book profile. They basically just turn guys into male matangos. And both matangos and their husbands can move around as much as they like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:33:50 2015 No.12884423 >>12882837 I dislike bad ends. Bittersweet ends though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:34:24 2015 No.12884424 File: 35 KB, 500x375, 1409511813778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884419 >male matangos >HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTERU!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:34:45 2015 No.12884425 >>12884397 It's because being a mushroom girl was never the problem with matangos, it's the mushroom infestation they inflict on others

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:34:46 2015 No.12884426 >male matango

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:35:58 2015 No.12884432 >>12884424 >waifu souls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:37:14 2015 No.12884436 >>12884432 Lordran is a bleak and lonely place. You must find love where you can when you can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:38:28 2015 No.12884438 >>12884425 I'm guessing matangos are there so KC can satisfy some of the transformation or brainwashing parasite fetishists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:39:24 2015 No.12884439 >>12884426 Well, incubi, but covered in mushrooms like a matango.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:47:38 2015 No.12884453 >>12884365 >wurm conductor Now I'm imagining a Wurm happily tampering with a steam engine's controls while wearing a cute conductor hat, listening to Thomas the Tank Engine theme song.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:49:38 2015 No.12884458 >>12884453 >Why I think Conductors are the true heroes: >When a person does something bad, the policemen give them a ticker >But Conductors ask people for their tickets and make it all okay! They're like Jesus! Wurm daughteru's essay, 2nd grade.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:50:54 2015 No.12884461

>>12884453
>She sits in her "special seat" and wiggles to drive the train
>No one has the heart to tell her that they simply don't trust her with the control of a locomotive, and her "Special seat" is just a hole in the floor, and her wiggling is just her towing the train along at near break-neck speeds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:52:23 2015 No.12884463 >>12884419 That's so shitty. There have to be undesirable monster girls too. Ropers, matangos, hornets, devil bugs and girtablilus fulfilled that role pretty well but no, gotta go full waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:52:33 2015 No.12884464 >>12884453 >>12884458 >>12884461 > Wurm PhD student looks at /hbg/ in disgust > "WE'RE NOT THAT FUCKING DUMB" > She then proceeds to somehow trip over herself on the way to get a snack from the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:54:23 2015 No.12884469 >>12884463 Even with how gross devil bugs were I still found them fascinating for some reason. I can't explain why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:54:43 2015 No.12884470 >>12884464 >The curse of a smart wurm >The shackles of moetardation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:56:55 2015 No.12884474 >>12884386 And she does it again. Now we wait 'till the shitstorm begins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:57:11 2015 No.12884475 >>12884463 Every MG needs to be waifu material anon. Otherwise, what's the point? I don't know why anyone would still be here if it wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:58:43 2015 No.12884480 >>12884464 >trip over herself Isn't that normal? I do it all the time.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:00:50 2015 No.12884485

So what are the biggest hurdles in getting an EMG anime? I thought of several reasons why it wouldn't be an easy transition

1. Rachnera and Miia's size. They're big, really big. Rachnera will take up half the screen herself if she's shown in full and Miia will need an art director all to herself just to figure out what to do with her tail all the time.

2. Centorea is probably the closest EMG has to bestiality. I see some problems will horse fucking. Not that it's the worst that's ever been on an anime, but still.

3. Every series needs an antagonist and I see either Dracosa or the director playing larger roles. Even Lala and Rachnera may spend an episode or two as the "villain".

4. Japan likes catgirls, they'll find a way to shove one in there somehow. At the very least Polt would probably have a much larger role.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:01:35 2015 No.12884489 >>12884485 >biggest hurdles Too little source material. The rest of your points are silly.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:01:53 2015 No.12884491

>>12884463
Honestly, even if it's a bit hugboxy, I find modern MGE to have more "personality" than old MGE. Old MGE was a pretty standard, boring RPG setting, just with more sex. Making the monster girls actual people, introducing monster societies, culture etc more advanced than simple tribes and adding more depth to the former rape beasts helped the setting distinguish itself from all the others that followed in its wake.
Can't wait for MGU guys to pounce on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:02:25 2015 No.12884493 >>12884485 I must be the only one who doesn't want it to get an anime. Not yet at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:02:39 2015 No.12884496 >>12884480 We found the Wurm guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:03:50 2015 No.12884499 >>12884496 But how do we capture it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:04:15 2015 No.12884502 >>12884485 EMG doesn't have any actual sex though. Or at least there aren't any genitalia shown openly. There's Cerea's chapter, yeah, but that's easily edited to be a bit less explicit, and played for comedy rather than titillation anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:04:56 2015 No.12884504 >>12884499 A pillow fort, comics, and the promise of cuddles? Wait shit. That might catch more than a Wurm...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:05:35 2015 No.12884506 >>12884502 That was in response to the second point, sorry for being unclear. And Polt is the polar opposite of a catgirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:06:55 2015 No.12884510 >>12884491 >RPG setting KC's a D&D fan isn't he? What a fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:07:33 2015 No.12884512 >>12884485 How do people still enjoy catgirls? Because holy fuck they are boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:08:20 2015 No.12884514 How would your monster waifu react if your body suffered extensive, irreversible damage and your brain had to be transferred to a fully cybernetic body in order for you to keep on living?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:08:50 2015 No.12884515 >>12884512 >How do people >people There's your answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:09:25 2015 No.12884518 >>12884512 Bitch I will shiv you Catgirls are love

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:09:59 2015 No.12884520 >>12884504 Lure the Wurm in with bait for another monster girl. 50/50 chance that the girl you capture is actually a Wurm in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:10:55 2015 No.12884521 >>12884496 >>12884499 >>12884504 I'm serious though. No one else trips over themselves just walking normally? What, you guys don't choke while drinking water either?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:11:17 2015 No.12884523 >Kraken is my favorite monster girl >have severe case of hemorrhoids, even just pooping is uncomfortable or painful Would she show mercy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:12:20 2015 No.12884526 >>12884514 >Ah...AH! Honey, you're a machine! She'd love it. >>12884521 >don't choke If I drink too fast, air bubbles get caught in the water and hurt my throat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:15:23 2015 No.12884529 >>12884521 I often have to support myself against walls or railings so I don't fall over but that's mostly because my muscles are totally atrophied from spending years lying in bed for 23 hours a day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:17:17 2015 No.12884533 >>12883347 Slug girls are okay. I completely forgot about pot devils even existing though. They are like lesser mimics

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:17:33 2015 No.12884535 >>12884523 But anon, Krakens never put their tentacles in butts, because some people get butthurt over the very idea of anyone ever engaging in that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:19:55 2015 No.12884541 >>12883435 Wait, I never add oil to my pasta. I heard it doesnt add to the flavor at all and only helps prevent sticking. Salt is obvious afcoarse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:23:09 2015 No.12884547 >>12884535 >never Well, I wouldn't go that far. But they can probably tell whether you'd like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:23:43 2015 No.12884549 >>12884535 Not him, but I'd personally rather get butthurt by people who somehow get the idea that monstergirls as a concept aren't solely for waifuing and reinterpretation by oneself to make more pleasant to one's beliefs and fetishes.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:25:18 2015 No.12884554

>>12884547
No, they never do it, under any circumstances, because there are people who can't handle the thought of anyone liking something they themselves don't like.
>>12884549
But didn't you know anon? There are people whose opinion are important than yours. They get to decide what people are allowed to like.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:27:30 2015 No.12884559

>>12884541
That depends. Some forms of oil lend the pasta a bit more fatty or whole flavor when the other ingredients don't do that. Butter for example. Some add different kinds of aromatic tastes, which studies have found to in fact enhance your perception of the taste of the food. I personally like adding some sesame oil right on top just before eating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:29:12 2015 No.12884563 >>12884554 >implying people actually give a fuck what others think Oh wait. Yup people are pretty stupid. What a shame.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed Jan 7 09:29:47 2015 No.12884564 File: 45 KB, 1024x576, B6v6wFLCQAIfFo6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:30:40 2015 No.12884568 >>12884563 It's less about giving a fuck about what they think, and more about trying not to get drowned in endless shitposting. >>12884564 Suu showing off her bitches?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:34:05 2015 No.12884572 >>12884564 >Mero's innocent look Suu is inside her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:41:26 2015 No.12884583 >>12884564 Man look at those giant spider tits. Imagine rubbing them down with soap in a fuckhuge bath like the one Darling has

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:42:37 2015 No.12884585 >>12884583 Remember, Rachne can't be submerged in water, so you'd have to give her a sponge bath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:44:22 2015 No.12884588 >>12884535 Doesn't KC regularly retcon entire species because of one person's complaints?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:44:35 2015 No.12884589 >>12884585 I'm okay with that, but why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:45:48 2015 No.12884594 >>12884589 Her lungs are in the spider bit or something, I don't remember the chapter anymore. But you don't need to worry about that, just get scrubbing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:47:49 2015 No.12884596 UH OH! Your Monster Girl Waifu's fluff has been stolen! What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:49:28 2015 No.12884598 >>12884594 >Giving a spider booklungs Nonsense. Just cram the lungs in the human torso

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:49:51 2015 No.12884599 >>12884596 My waifu isn't fluffy to begin with, but if it WAS hers, I'm sure she will hunt down the thieves like a Dragon should: by chasing them around until she can ram them with her horns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:49:53 2015 No.12884600 >>12884596 I don't think Ushi Oni have fluff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:50:52 2015 No.12884604 >>12884600 Yes they do. There's fluff on their hands and legs and spiderbutt.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:51:00 2015 No.12884605

>>12884588
No. The only such thing I can think of is Dark Elves, and that was less a retcon and more a clarification. People are quick to forget that Dark Elves were never actually mentioned to get off on inflicting agony, and one fan he talked to assumed that they did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:51:07 2015 No.12884606 >>12884596 >Oomukade >Fluff You what. >>12884600 They have spider hair at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:51:51 2015 No.12884609 >>12884604 I guess I see it more as hair than fluff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:52:57 2015 No.12884611 >>12884609 What do you think fluff is? It's hair. And lots of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:54:34 2015 No.12884613 >>12884611 I just think she would be ok without the fluff. I don't see her going crazy and weird without it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:54:36 2015 No.12884614 >>12884559 I guess I can give that a shot the next time I make pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 09:55:43 2015 No.12884616 >>12884613 >shaving spiders Bully?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:09:04 2015 No.12884640 >>12884596 >Yeti >Having her fluff stolen ANGRY FATHERU PROTOCOL INITIATED RECLAMATION OPERATIONS COMMENCING DEPLOYING ARMAMENTS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:10:19 2015 No.12884642 >>12884640 >ANGRY FATHERU Your father-in-law is pretty badass.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:17:05 2015 No.12884650

>>12884642
Lets talk about monster dads. Would they be based?
>Try to talk to that cute dhampir
>Get invited over one day
>Her dad blocks you at the door and questions you intensely on classic literature and antiquity , making sure you're cultured enough for his daughter.
>You answer all his questions to his satisfaction
>This is the last test
>He tears his shirt off and puts his fist up
>"Now, son. For me to measure your worth through honourable pugilism. Then you must pass whatever obstacles my wife has in store for you. THEN you must become a minor lord in a fiefdom, and supply us with tributesTHEN-"
>"Darling, it's cold. Put a shirt on, you know I don't like my blood chilled. Play with the children later, or at the very least, invite him in."
>"... Yes dear." He turns to you, and whispers "Pugilism." with a raised fist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:18:57 2015 No.12884654 File: 431 KB, 549x847, Dumpire Dad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884650 >cute dhampir Stopped reading there because I was too busy laughing at this guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:20:26 2015 No.12884660 >>12884654 Dadpire is pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:23:44 2015 No.12884663 >>12884650 >He tears his shirt off and puts his fist up >"Now, son. It's time for me to measure your worth through NANOMACHINES"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:24:33 2015 No.12884665 >>12884654 You talking shit about my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:25:09 2015 No.12884666 >>12884663 >THESE NANOMACHINES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN IN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS! Why is it that we can't go a single thread without Dark Souls or MGS being brought up? Not that I'm complaining.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:25:32 2015 No.12884669 >>12884665 Dadpire is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:25:59 2015 No.12884671 >>12884663 >"Tell me, what do you like about my daughter?" >SHES HAT FAH DEYZ MON

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:26:41 2015 No.12884674 >>12884666 >Why is it that we can't go a single thread without Dark Souls or MGS being brought up? Not that I'm complaining. Oh, now you're literally begging for me to say it. I know it. Because it has to be this way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:28:25 2015 No.12884678 >>12884663 >Armstrong dad I'd rather fight a Jetstream Sam dad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:29:09 2015 No.12884680 >>12884678 Someone like that would only have bastards so you wouldn't need to fight him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:34:34 2015 No.12884691 >>12884678 >Jestream Sam dad >He demands you prove your worth with a dance

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:45:47 2015 No.12884713 >>12884244 Don't argue with the horsefucker, he WANTS horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:46:50 2015 No.12884716 >>12884260 >Stop trying to enforce a certain canon That is the canon though faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:49:17 2015 No.12884719 >>12884691 >proceed to riverdance like no tomorrow Now what Sam?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:49:32 2015 No.12884721 >>12884324 >clint eastwood disgust.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:51:15 2015 No.12884725 >>12884669 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 10:59:41 2015 No.12884747 >>12884725 Are you an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:07:12 2015 No.12884755 >>12884666 It is time for manly fisticuffs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:09:12 2015 No.12884758 >>12884747 No, he's the bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:09:26 2015 No.12884759 File: 34 KB, 619x710, Alp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884755 O-okay, but I'm warning you, I know karate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:13:32 2015 No.12884765 >>12884759 Bitch, its about to get so manly that your going to regrow your dick and become a family man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:14:11 2015 No.12884767 >>12884765 Guile what the fuck are you doing here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:17:08 2015 No.12884773 File: 78 KB, 500x357, 1408431640406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884765 This manly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:17:24 2015 No.12884774 >>12884765 >restoring the alp Is such a thing possible?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:18:02 2015 No.12884775 >>12884767 Fighting for Freedom, Justice, and the American way. >>12884773 That is just the tip of the iceberg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:18:16 2015 No.12884776 >>12884774 Sure. Just reverse polarity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:20:18 2015 No.12884777 >>12884776 >Alp goes back to human. >Thanks you for breaking the curse. >Takes five steps and re-alps

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:21:37 2015 No.12884780 >>12884777 Were you trying to make a point?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:22:23 2015 No.12884781 [DELETED]

I'm confused
>If you want the dick, you turn into an alp
What if you want to fuck men, not be fucked by men? Like what if you're manly as fuck, but want put your dick in another man who is manly as fuck? If the man who is manly as fuck wants to receive your dick, then he turns into an alp. And then you wouldn't want to fuck her anymore. So what does the lumberjack fucker get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:23:23 2015 No.12884784 >>12884781 If you're gay, you go Alp. Top/bottom doesn't factor into it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:24:08 2015 No.12884785 >>12884780 They will just go back to beiong an alp. Once they get the V they cant stay away

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:24:19 2015 No.12884788 >>12884781 People in this thread are retarded and do not understand sexuality or fetishes. Alps are those who embrace the feminine gender.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:25:24 2015 No.12884790 >>12884784 I thought that was just if you wanted to experience the dick? >>12884788 Yeah, so what does the manly man who wants to fuck other manly men get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:26:20 2015 No.12884792 >>12884781 Silly anon, there are no gays in MGE. >>12884788 >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:26:30 2015 No.12884793 >>12884790 >if you wanted to experience the dick If you want to be with a man, you go Alp, that's how I understand it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:26:53 2015 No.12884794 >>12884790 >Yeah, so what does the manly man who wants to fuck other manly men get? Nothing changes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:28:10 2015 No.12884797 File: 64 KB, 850x756, 1418019521794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there anyone willing to write about a guy and his waifu settling down from a life of adventure and becoming farmers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:28:19 2015 No.12884798 >>12884793 Same, Seems that even Bi folks can go alp. Then they and their waifu (if they have one) team up to get a guy.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:29:13 2015 No.12884800 [DELETED]

>>12884790
I mean, from the horse's mouth
>Alps are Incubi that deep withing their heart strongly desired to become a woman, or be with a man

Obviously "be with a man" implies taking the dick, otherwise the transformation wouldn't include losing your dick and growing a vagina. So what is you have absolutely no interest in taking dick, and merely enjoy putting your inside other manly men?

I thought every one gets a waifu/husbando i nthe hugbox. Do buff gays miss out?

>>12884794
So nothing changes for the manly man who wants to fuck manly men, but the manly man who wants to be fucked by manly men turns into an alp. And now the fucker doesn't want to fuck the fuckee because he's a titted woman, and not to his preference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:29:43 2015 No.12884803 >>12884506 Polt is a dog flavored catgirl. Accept it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:29:52 2015 No.12884805 >>12884773 >that huge calabash pipe I'd say a smaller billiards is more practical, but that's pretty manly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:31:52 2015 No.12884807 >>12884800 Buff gays just become /fit/ alps with a predisposition for strapons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:32:06 2015 No.12884809 >>12884800 I meant nothing changes. No alpification occurs. You only become an alp if you identify more with feminine gender than masculine. Mamono mana makes you the little girl you always wished you could be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:32:15 2015 No.12884810 >>12884781 >So what does the lumberjack fucker get? He gets >>>/out/ of a fetish sandbox made exclusively for ponos in monster vagooo fantasy creation and thinks for himself. Fucks all the bears he wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:34:17 2015 No.12884813 >>12884797 Eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:34:49 2015 No.12884814 I want /y/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:34:58 2015 No.12884815 >>12884813 When, when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:35:53 2015 No.12884816 >>12884807 >/fit/ alps Drawfags please.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:36:04 2015 No.12884817 [DELETED]

>>12884809
So you're saying that the manly man's manly partner doesn't turn into an alp despite the fact that he wants the dick, because his manly partner doesn't want to lose his husbando to alpdom?

>>12884810
I wonder if there are potions to reverse sexuality or something. If I were in that scenario, I'd take one and just go find a giant minotaur to waifu.

>>12884807
That's just a stop gap isn't it? Unless you mean 3dpd /fit/ like 3dpd musclegirls which just look like men. In which case that works I suppose.

>>12884814
>I want alps to leave
What are you, a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:36:16 2015 No.12884819 >>12884815 Probably sometime this year. I have a lot of other ideas of stuff to write about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:37:35 2015 No.12884820 >>12884817 Wanting the dick doesn't make you want to be a woman.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:38:03 2015 No.12884821 [DELETED]

>>12884809
>You only become an alp if you identify more with feminine gender than masculine

>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men. Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self identify as men.

Could you fuck off back to tumblr?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:38:41 2015 No.12884822 >>12884820 In MGE it does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:39:00 2015 No.12884823 >>12884820 Maybe not but its enough in the magical land of KC for you to go alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:39:31 2015 No.12884824 >>12884821 If they identified as men then why'd they alp? I'd assume they would not be terrible pleased at losing their dick. >>12884822 >>12884823 Another reason KC's world is garbage, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:39:43 2015 No.12884825 >>12884820 Hmm, good point. So I guess the hugbox is infallible afterall. Here I thought I found a loophole >>12884821 >Could you fuck off back to tumblr? Do't you have a Tokyo Ghoul thread to go shit up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:39:44 2015 No.12884826 >>12884816 >Drawfags please I've been advocating these things for like 10 months now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:39:52 2015 No.12884827 >>12884817 No, clearly you are, this threads are for man and frmale monsters. Alps may be a special case, but you're going on and on about gay sex, so fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:41:47 2015 No.12884830 >>12884824 >>12884825 >I can't be a faggot so his world is shit >>>/y/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:44:31 2015 No.12884834 >>12884819 That's not good enough. Don't make me waste images on >Jii~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:44:59 2015 No.12884835 >>12884826 How /fit/ are we talking here? Gym bunny type?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:46:30 2015 No.12884837 >>12884830 >>12884827 >Can't indulge in a bit of world-building Anon, you have waifus who love you, should you really be so touchy when people start talking about penises? >You can't talk about anything that I don't like You're better than that

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:50:00 2015 No.12884846 [DELETED]

>>12884837
Oh I sorry, it seems you're lost. This is a monster girl thread, where men and beautiful, rapacious monsters coexist in rapeful harmony. In this world, there is no faggotry to be had, and outside purveyors of it are not welcome, so please, do not disturb. You might feel more welcome in the following places

>>>/y/
>>>/d/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/u/
>>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:51:52 2015 No.12884851 >>12884837 >You're better than that They're not, really. Haven't you noticed how they shitpost pretty much everything into the ground?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:52:11 2015 No.12884853 >>12884846 I get lgbt, and I sniggered at D, but why V and B?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:52:57 2015 No.12884858 File: 490 KB, 1740x1255, Natsuo's fit body.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884835 I guess? I was thinking actively practicing martial arts -kind of fit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:53:33 2015 No.12884859 >>12884853 I didn't mention /v/, and everything goes in /b/ and gay threads are a thing. Are you trolling?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:55:05 2015 No.12884861 >>12884859 >Are you trolling? Rich. And I misread /y/ and /v/, my bad.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:56:21 2015 No.12884866 [DELETED]

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>>12884817
>I wonder if there are potions to reverse sexuality or something.
There is now. Behold, the wonders of free-form creation and "potion shop" factions that never need to be acknowledged in canon, like KC saying "a futa potion could exist but I'm not going to write about it".
TL Note: Potion Shop means you're allowed to think for yourself when it's your private fantasy.

More seriously, while I get the MGE "world" is a relateable "standard" to think from, it's shit for anything that isn't thinking about how to fuck your monster waifu.

>>12884846
>thread
>this world
You're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:58:11 2015 No.12884871 >>12884866 Haha, so wait, KC's answer to anything he doesn't want to explicitly deal with is >Potions, maybe Pretty lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:59:41 2015 No.12884875 >>12884871 Considering potions are catch-all do anythings, you gotta take your own liberties.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:59:54 2015 No.12884878 [DELETED]

>>12884866
>in this world
>idiot

Clearly, I was referencing MGE, you know, where most of the stuff we discuss comes from, where alps come from?

Stay mad that faggotry is not allowed. By this world, or the threads.

>you sound like a boy molesting la la man.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:00:51 2015 No.12884884 >>12883918 "Then why isn't the sky purple?" your wurm daughteru asks you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:04:23 2015 No.12884890 >>12884878 You're a very angry person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:05:02 2015 No.12884891 >>12884378 I don't care who you are or what artists you hate or what MGs make you hurl. KC draws some damn fine clothing and armor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:06:19 2015 No.12884893 >>12884851 >the purpose of these threads has long been established >some jackoff wants to bring gay shit into them >get surprised and defensive when told to cut it out Really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:07:58 2015 No.12884897 >>12884890 He also thinks any any one who disagrees with him is just the same person, because he's been replying to other people as if they were me, the guy who originally asked, this whole time. Is there a term for that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:08:48 2015 No.12884900 >>12884897 Underestimating the opposition.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:09:29 2015 No.12884902 [DELETED]

>>12884871
Pretty much. It's the same as all the feet-shuffling and "there are exceptions to everything", he's not going to say you're not allowed to do something since why would he want to deny and upset the fans playing in his sandbox? Whole thing is made to support your sexual fantasies with enough basic world building to invest fan creations and supplementary stories.

He's also not stupid enough to address and openly advocate questionable risque fetishes. It doesn't offend anyone if he doesn't add it but says "think what you want", so everything is safe and perfect for those who don't.

>>12884878
>Clearly, I was referencing MGE
No shit, Sherlock. You type like an autistic retard that needs to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:10:56 2015 No.12884908 >>12884897 Next you'll say there's a silent majority that wants to talk about homosexual stuff but is too scared of because of a vocal minority. Fujoshit kun please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:12:11 2015 No.12884912 >>12884902 foaming at the mouth about to have a stroke/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:13:05 2015 No.12884915 >>12884908 I keked. I was waiting for him to do that too.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:14:34 2015 No.12884919 [DELETED]

>>12884900
Seems kinda hostile. I just had a mild curiosity, it's not like I'm actively trying to push gayshit, it's just a bit of a interest of mine to see how far the hugbox will stretch.

>>12884908
>fujoshit
A-ha! I knew you belonged in the Tokyo Ghoul threads. Besides even if there were a silent majority, it clearly doesn't belong as a topic for discussion in a primarily heterosexual setting, in which the only thing to step outside of the boundaries is alpdom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:15:29 2015 No.12884923 >>12884871 Please. If instead he explicitly declared something to be impossible you'd be bitching about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:17:27 2015 No.12884928 >>12884923 No, I'd be praising him for having the balls to actually set his canon in concrete for once. It's not for me to complain what another wants to write about.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:17:33 2015 No.12884929 [DELETED]

>>12884908
I remember that one. Point then was no one said it was a "majority", but this coming up again proves that you're not worth wasting time on in the first place, so yes, people don't give enough of a shit to deal with your shitposting. It's not like you're capable of learning or reason, so why the fuck would anyone bother?

>>12884912
Yes m8, so mad.
Amazing argument, valid opinion.
Got me to reply.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:18:38 2015 No.12884931 >>12884919 Don't read Tokyo ghoul so I don't visit the threads. No idea why you think it means anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:19:30 2015 No.12884934 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, 1405267015982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys? Please stop the bitching.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:20:19 2015 No.12884936 >>12884929 You're the one with the problem, no gay shit, toe the line or get the fuck out.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:21:10 2015 No.12884938 [DELETED]

>>12884902
KC's attempt to avoid 'offending' someone has resulted in one hell of a shitty world.

Good designs, shitty writing.

>>12884908
I think it's more people just wanting to discuss aspects of a world. Especially if it's supposed to be a world that tries to cater to everyone.

I don't really understand the need for screaming and shitflinging when two people try to discuss something outside of the ultra-vanilla hugbox setting.

Then again the closed-minded tend to exceedingly hostile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:21:49 2015 No.12884939 >>12884931 Ah, I just assumed, because fujoshit and tumblr became their resident boogeymen. Like how we had shitposter-kun for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:22:52 2015 No.12884941 >>12884939 Shitposter-kun was followed by Bitch-kun and later someone who I can't remember anymore. Not Freedom-kun though, he's fun to have around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:23:38 2015 No.12884944 >>12884939 Not even him but >Not knowing who fujoshit-kun is in these threads So new, like a babe in the woods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:24:56 2015 No.12884948 >>12884944 I've been here for a while and this is the first I've heard of this 'fujoshit-kun.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:26:12 2015 No.12884951 >>12884944 I don't even pay much attention to the shitflinging, I'll gloss over it but that's about it. Is that the guy who tried to force monster boys?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:27:17 2015 No.12884953 [DELETED]

>>12884928
>It's not for me to complain what another wants to write about, but fuck him for not doing the world building the way I want.
Besides the goal doesn't seem to be to create a setting with amazing detail and meticulous internal consistency. It's simply a loose framework for fetish fantasies and complaining is about is about as meaningful as harping on about the low nutritional value of twinkies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:27:43 2015 No.12884954 >>12884948 Quit digging yourself deeper. >>12884951 We have a winner.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:28:45 2015 No.12884960 [DELETED]

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>>12884936
Thing is I haven't said anything about, for or against, "gay shit". You shouldn't mix who or what you're replying to.

>>12884934
>.less Oomukade
>Calming people down
Nah just kidding, but it wouldn't have been my first choice.

>>12884938
>Good designs, shitty writing.
Pretty much the idea. He's not so much aiming for an interesting universe and plot as PLOT with personified fetishes. Like it's Queen's Blade, not Record of Lodoss War, however shit the analogy may be. It's when people expect so much more out of it that things gets out of hand and silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:28:53 2015 No.12884961 You guys didn't stop bitching, now the Oomukade is going to hide under her bed and cry. Happy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:28:57 2015 No.12884962 >>12884953 >Literally adding words that I didn't say. Okay, I'm just going to disregard your post, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:30:07 2015 No.12884964 >>12884948 This fucking guy... http://imgur.com/mHc3p7E,BRfsorX,kPxN90M

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:31:44 2015 No.12884965 >>12884961 Will she keep crying as I dick her? I've always wanted to drinks a girl's tears as I plow her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:32:11 2015 No.12884969 >>12884964 Ah, I must have missed him, but I do remember seeing that monsterboy thread back on /a/ where it got like 0 replies. Was he even around long enough to really be considered a 'thing'?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:33:04 2015 No.12884972 File: 194 KB, 1024x684, Elven strumpet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884960 >Queen's Blade, not Record of Lodoss War The funny thing is that I've fapped more to Lodoss War than to Queen's Blade. Don't judge me.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:33:07 2015 No.12884973 [DELETED]

>>12884961
Yes.
Centipedes are icky.

>>12884960
>Pretty much the idea.
The problem is there's a lot of internal inconsistencies. The lack of anything definitive also enables all the asinine shitposting about how things aren't allowed because KC didn't explicitly say so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:35:26 2015 No.12884979 >>12884962 If it makes you feel better. Sure, go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:36:09 2015 No.12884980 >>12884961 I like Oomukade because I can imagine them being shut-ins just like me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:37:01 2015 No.12884983 >>12884980 >every Oomukade is Kiki from Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei Cool?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:37:40 2015 No.12884987 [DELETED]

>>12884969
>He's still around, I think he made himself known in October. Also, I've seen him in /d/. I know it's him, because he was pushing naga boys in a thread about lamia and got told to fuck off, it's hilarious. /d/ actually told someone to get out.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:42:25 2015 No.12885005 [DELETED]

>>12884972
Hah, well they are glorious, and analogies are always bad. Point was mostly Lodoss doesn't have stuff like the Vanquished Queens side-stories where characters are generally raped or enslaved, like an equivalent to Fallen Brides. Its intentions are very clear.

>>12884973
>The lack of anything definitive also enables all the asinine shitposting
It really does, which is my only real grievance, and even then it's probably more a product of a voracious fanbase.

It can't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:42:28 2015 No.12885006 >>12884965 I want to taste a girl's tears of happiness by kissing her after proposing to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:44:18 2015 No.12885010 >>12884987 >/d/ actually told someone to get out. Wow. I'm glad 4chan isn't a school for him to shoot up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:45:04 2015 No.12885014 >>12884972 Oh but I will judge you, QB has elves, rogues angels, barbarians, abominations, nuns, mikos, kunoichi, corruption and possession and more, and you stick with just elves? Shame on you, I feel sorry for your dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:46:48 2015 No.12885017 >>12885014 Look at those Elf thighs tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:47:02 2015 No.12885019 >>12884290 I like to imagine that many Holsts take up baking desserts after seeing how thirsty cookies or whatnot make people as a way to tempt more men to drink from their breasts or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:47:24 2015 No.12885020 >>12885006 Mine's better.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:48:47 2015 No.12885024 [SPOILER]

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>>12884964

I understand your frustrations, and i will gladly indulge my monster boy fetish elsewhere.

Trigger
Though cuddles by a lamia with nice forearms would be nice. being Bi is weird, when i look at porn the one moment i am fucking the girl and the next moment i am sucking on a dick

TRIGGER WARNING:
spoiler is incuboy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:49:57 2015 No.12885027 >>12885024 Stop right there criminal scum! You have violated the law.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:50:28 2015 No.12885029 File: 366 KB, 140x160, 234567890.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885017 I prefer this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:52:48 2015 No.12885034 >>12885029 >Yare yare, your ears are so honest~ Said the DILF to the Elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 12:54:49 2015 No.12885039 >>12884934 I just want to lick an Oomukade's venom glands. Is that so much to ask for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:00:29 2015 No.12885050 >>12885010 I imaged him hanging himself. How much of a blight do you have to be, that one of the most accepting and weirdest boards on this site tell you to fuck off? Holy shit.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:02:39 2015 No.12885054

>>12885020
Well then, I'll just combine mine with yours.

So now, when you go propose to your monstergirl waifu, she breaks down into tears, says "yes" over and over, before stripping her clothes of and mounting you right then and there. She's kissing you so much, so messily, that her tears are smearing between both your faces, salt tingling your tongue whenever it pulls free from your waifu's mouth. All the way up to climax she's laughing and smiling and talking about how she wants her ideal wedding with her husband, before climaxing, moaning that she loves you over and over before she comes back down from the peak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:06:44 2015 No.12885062 >>12885054 10/10

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:18:59 2015 No.12885084

Okay, so, back to stretching the limits of the hugbox. Say you have a slime waifu, right? and it's generally accepted that even dick size is malleable to your waifu's ideal. Now say your slime waifu has a real fetish for all-the-way-through. Would your dick grow long enough to go through her pussy and out her mouth? Like, does the whole MAMONO MANA thing go that far?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:20:39 2015 No.12885087 >>12885084 I imagine you will be able to do anything like that as an incubus. Growing your dick that large otherwise might still be possible. Just needs time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:23:18 2015 No.12885089 >>12885084 Why not just shrink the slimegirl so you can go all the way through her with a normal size dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:24:34 2015 No.12885092 >>12885084 >not simply having her squish down so that you go through her Your dick lust is showing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:25:11 2015 No.12885093 >>12885084 Never knew a slime girl could be clever enough to have a fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:28:32 2015 No.12885100 >>12885084 >not having your slime waifu promise to be your personal onahole forever in your wedding vows >2015

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:30:31 2015 No.12885102 >>12885084 >Now say your slime waifu has a real fetish for all-the-way-through. That's my fetish. I must have this slime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:35:41 2015 No.12885112 >>12885093 >Hey, Anon, all the other slimes on /hbg/ are talking about doing an Oreo-borus with their husbandos. What is it? Can we try it? Slime girls would have odd fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:37:35 2015 No.12885116 >>12885112 >anal-urethral Slime Ouroboros YOU WILL NEVER HAVE IT YOU MADMAN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:45:30 2015 No.12885132 >>12885093 Some slimes are more intelligent and creative than others. Like Dark Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:47:58 2015 No.12885138 >>12885084 If you are a human - no If you are an incubus, you can transform in whatever you want

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:48:40 2015 No.12885141 >>12885116 >/mgt/ is actually 18th century style lecture hall styled debates You just put the image in my head of a monocled, white-haired scholar screaming at his insane anal-urethral slime ouroboros wanting colleague.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:49:19 2015 No.12885144 >>12885138 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:49:41 2015 No.12885145 >>12885092 >Deforming your waifu Your heresy is showing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:53:45 2015 No.12885152 >>12885141 I like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:54:08 2015 No.12885154 >>12885145 >slimes can't manage their shape Your stupid is showing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:54:14 2015 No.12885155 >>12885084 The Sabbath exists to fulfill interests like these.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:55:54 2015 No.12885159 >>12885116 We were promised an anal-urethral Slime ouroboros, and by God we shall have it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:56:40 2015 No.12885163 >>12885159 >we

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:57:53 2015 No.12885167 >>12885159 Hootenanny, what poppycock!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 13:58:41 2015 No.12885169 >>12885159 Not once in any instance on this Gods green earth shall you have your blasted anal-urethral slime ouroboros, you deviant scoundrel!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:02:40 2015 No.12885175 What would be the best mg to sit down and marathon an anime like Clannad with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:03:58 2015 No.12885179 >>12885167 >>12885169 You small-minded fools have needlessly and irrationally delayed this supremely great work! The anal-urethral Slime ouroboros is within my grasp! I have seen the sketches myself!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:04:06 2015 No.12885180 >>12885175 Fairy? I'd more interested on the kind of MG who would want have an Eyeshield 21 marathon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:04:18 2015 No.12885181 >>12885175 Wight? Ghost? Doppelganger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:04:49 2015 No.12885183 >>12885175 A wyvern. You'll be drowning in salty draconian tears by the end of it.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:05:44 2015 No.12885186

>>12885084
Probably not no.

I can see it really maxing out at 12 inches and most of the incubi sporting equipment that size would probably be married to Centaur, Nightmares, Unicorns, and Bi-Corns.

A real question is how a Bi-Corn would work, because if each girl is part of the harem and "married" to one guy but each one prefers a different dick size then what happens? Is it all overrided by the original Bi-Corn or is the dick in a constant state of getting bigger for Monday Bi-Corn fun then shrinking throughout the week for Wednesday Salamander and Friday Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:07:04 2015 No.12885190 >>12885183 >Wyvern watches super sad scene I can't remember at the moment >She cries >She tries to hold onto you >Ends up cutting up your arms something bad with her claws >She cries again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:08:10 2015 No.12885191 >>12885180 Oni obviously With a few boxes of beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:09:13 2015 No.12885192 >>12885175 Slime >keeps you cool and comfortable through the day >absorbs your tears and comforts you at the end

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:09:43 2015 No.12885195 >>12885175 Is it weird that I didn't feel sad watching Clannad at all? Everybody talks about it as if it were the ultimate feel ride, it makes me think I did something wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:10:00 2015 No.12885196 >>12885190 I'd put corks on the ends of her claws. Or mittens made for wyvern wings. Now I want to a happy wyvern wearing cute wing-mittens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:11:14 2015 No.12885199 >>12885175 >not watching School Days with Shirohebi Pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:11:43 2015 No.12885202 >>12885196 >She realizes she can't cut or scratch things as long as they're on >She smile >And cries

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:12:00 2015 No.12885204 >>12885195 I felt at the daughter scenes because I could relate to not really having much of a father. It's just a really good anime for projecting onto, I think. >>12885199 >School Days Still haven't seen it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:16:48 2015 No.12885214 >>12885204 >Still haven't seen it Chop chop, no pun intended.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:16:53 2015 No.12885215 >>12885204 You should It's the best harem ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:19:37 2015 No.12885222 >>12885215 I'll smack you anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:20:12 2015 No.12885223 >>12885222 If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:21:05 2015 No.12885226 >>12885215 Seriously? There's so few harems where the lead gets to fuck the girls, and you pick the one where he gets murdered? In such a bitch way too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:21:49 2015 No.12885228 >>12885226 Don't spoil it for the kid!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:22:26 2015 No.12885230 >>12885226 IIRC, he even fucks one of the guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:22:47 2015 No.12885231 >>12885228 He gets fucking decapitated man. I'd rather watch DxD over that shit any day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:22:50 2015 No.12885233 Do you like Manticores? Well Manticores like you! And other Manticores, too! http://i.imgur.com/vytkejO.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:25:23 2015 No.12885238 >>12885233 Wait, that's not less's art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:25:43 2015 No.12885240 >>12885233 It's fucking beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:26:07 2015 No.12885242 >>12885228 >>12885226 So it's a perfectly generic rom-com where best girl wins at the end. I'll remember that, and fully expect that ending going into it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:26:22 2015 No.12885243 >>12885233 >yuri Oh my god that's so boring I almost passed out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:27:38 2015 No.12885246 >>12885242 Yes. Now go watch it and learn what happens when you think with your dick but aren't Rance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:27:42 2015 No.12885247 >>12885228 Sorry, it slipped. Hard to believe someone hasn't watched that yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:28:43 2015 No.12885253 >>12885246 Rance can go fuck himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:29:05 2015 No.12885254 >>12885233 Their tailpussies are kissing each other. That's actually really kind of cute, I think. >>12885253 He probably already has.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:29:25 2015 No.12885255 >>12885247 Don't worry. I already knew School Days ended in MC dying. that got spoiled for me ages ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:30:59 2015 No.12885258 >>12885253 >Telling the best hero we've had in a long time to go fuck himself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:31:45 2015 No.12885260 >>12885230 I guess they don't call him MANkoto for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:32:46 2015 No.12885262 >>12885258 You know he' kick your ass and take your waifu without a second thought, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:33:05 2015 No.12885263 >>12885260 In the sequel he fucks a loli and trap. Nothing is safe from his dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:33:22 2015 No.12885266 >>12885230 Wait what? I'm pretty sure he doesn't do it in original School days But there are some other "what if" games where he fucks traps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:33:38 2015 No.12885267 >>12885262 >what is Gilgamesh This is what heroes have always done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:34:07 2015 No.12885269 >>12885262 Unless you're in Sabbath or your waifu is stronger than he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:35:56 2015 No.12885274 >>12885267 Gil only cared about virgin women on their wedding nights. And that stopped once he met his best bro Enkidu, wrastled, and went on adventures. Of course Ishtar had to be a giant cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:38:01 2015 No.12885278 >>12885274 What matters is he did it, and kicked the asses of all the young studs. Truly he lived as few men dare to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:39:12 2015 No.12885280 >>12885267 And you're okay with that? >>12885269 >not training and crushing him yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:39:53 2015 No.12885281 >>12885280 >okay with that Yes. I'd rather the better man have the spoils.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:39:56 2015 No.12885282 >>12885269 >bitches >stronger than Rance Impossible. Even if they are stronger, Rance will level up just to fuck her with his hyper weapon. Like he did with whatever-was-her-name elf he impregnated

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:40:23 2015 No.12885283 >>12885278 He didn't kick a single ass unless it asked for it. It was his right as king. Enkidu appearing was the best thing for both Gil and his people. >>12885280 >Crushing someone who hangs around the 40-50 level range

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:42:57 2015 No.12885289 >>12885281 Where is that Hen Zemi image when you need it. Anyway, you're less than an alp. >>12885283 >still not surpassing the 99 level cap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:43:49 2015 No.12885290 >>12885238 Yeah it is >>12885254 The cutest. It's how manticores say hello to each other. And establish dominance. Tailpussy wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:44:37 2015 No.12885291 >>12885289 >less than an alp >implying I'm not the better man and won't protect my girl's virtue Anon, clearly you don't know me. Mine is the Dick that will pierce her hymen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:45:33 2015 No.12885296 File: 197 KB, 724x539, 745d8c7691ee43d4850b3ce489d23243d13ae33a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885282 There are still women who are damn well more powerful than he is. Like Hornet, who's a good 160 levels higher than he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:47:50 2015 No.12885301 >>12885291 It's not nice to waste people's time with tricks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:48:05 2015 No.12885302 >>12885289 In Rance world it's extremely hard to even get up to 60 normally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:48:49 2015 No.12885303 Reminder that you faggots should let a strong Oni break you nerds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:49:12 2015 No.12885304 File: 871 KB, 1920x1080, 1414093237845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >854+ Comments to sift through. Alright, lets do this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:49:37 2015 No.12885305 >>12885291 >hymen Too bad most MG fuck hundreds men before husbando Unless you are into horse pussy Unicorn, of course

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:50:39 2015 No.12885307 >>12885291 >Wanting a virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:51:08 2015 No.12885308 >>12885305 Magic can regrow it. Don't try to stop me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:51:23 2015 No.12885311 >>12885302 No one said gitting gud was easy. Then again...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:51:47 2015 No.12885313 >>12885303 Oni, please go. It's not our fault your boyfriend left you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:52:03 2015 No.12885314 >>12885304 >Going thru comments >Going thru 800+ comments >Not just going thru the images using 4chanx's gallery mode

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:52:14 2015 No.12885315 >>12885305 Lies and slander.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:53:13 2015 No.12885316 >>12885303 Bane?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:54:13 2015 No.12885318

>>12885311
In Rance world the faster you level, the faster you delevel. It's the reason Rance is never 9999 in every game. Even then, most people NEVER reach their level caps. If they did, Hanty would be unstoppable since hers is 1000, the highest non-infinite cap in the series. Higher than Hornet or Gayblis, the demon squirrel with a woman for a tail because he's a pathetic fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:54:51 2015 No.12885320 >>12885313 Shut it nerd. You don't know shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:54:57 2015 No.12885321 >>12882851 >Werecat/Cheshire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMuP5N6ABaw Groovy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:55:57 2015 No.12885323 >>12885315 Baphomet, Kejorou,Liliraune, Succubus, black harpy, jabberwocky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:57:47 2015 No.12885328 >>12885318 >delevel Why? And what kind of idiot would be conqueror not find a way to fix this?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:58:00 2015 No.12885329

>>12885290
>Loli manticore friends always walk together arm in arm, tails twined around each other
>More often than not, they end up tripping over each other after taking a few steps
>During sleepovers, they'll cover each other with their wings and talk about boys
>Growing up, each manticore is extrememly critical of the other's choice in husbando, secretly putting each other's man through a series of trials to test his love

The cutest pair of apex predators.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:58:21 2015 No.12885331 >>12885315 Casual sex/sex for satisfying lust is a normal thing even in hugboxy MGE It's common for all monster except few like Unicorn, yanderes Shirohebi, ones who you need to "melt" like mantis, glaciers, fire mouse etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:58:49 2015 No.12885333 >>12884268 >This webpage is not available.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:59:49 2015 No.12885335 >>12885329 Manticore a shit tho. Not cute, shit.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:00:32 2015 No.12885338

>>12885328
It's part of the world's system that the almighty god, Ludo, has set. If you don't keep in shape, you delevel. If you level quickly, you'll delevel just as quickly.
Gayblis took over several thousands of years to reach 260, while Hornet only too 200 to reach 210.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:00:33 2015 No.12885339 >>12884512 Neko a go go baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:02:46 2015 No.12885343 >>12884650 >monster dads ehhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:03:02 2015 No.12885345 >>12885338 Then ludo must die. I remember reading he was an asshole who made the world the way it is for his amusement, so no big loss. Is this rule just lore, or does it affect the gameplay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:03:07 2015 No.12885346 >>12885329 They're adorable little flying rape machines

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:04:27 2015 No.12885350 >>12885333 It was goatse anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:04:38 2015 No.12885352 >>12885343 You can't make babies without a daddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:06:42 2015 No.12885359 >>12885233 >Leona is no longer yandere for whatever reason. >NTRs her Master with some BobLess abomination.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:06:52 2015 No.12885360

>>12885345
It affects EVERYONE. And yes, Ludo is a giant dick.
Dragons fight oof the demons and make the world a better place? Army of angels to eradicate all but a small handfull of them.
But good luck killing him, since he is the supreme god of the setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:07:33 2015 No.12885363 >>12885359 This is what happens when you encourage the faggot to RP. Thanks Mari.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:07:38 2015 No.12885365 >>12885352 Said the Dark Elf to her angel friend, luring her down the deliciously sinful world of fatheru V'ing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:08:31 2015 No.12885368 >>12885360 My advice? Use iron chariots. >>12885365 That Angel is better off now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:08:33 2015 No.12885369 >>12885359 >No longer Yandere >Hasn't read anything She's still nutters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:09:03 2015 No.12885370 >>12885359 >>12885363 >Expecting anything good to come from bob When the fuck will you learn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:09:36 2015 No.12885372 >>12885363 I just thought it was Bob being an inconsistent faggot again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:10:37 2015 No.12885376 >>12885360 Anon, you just have to become anathema to the world and become an anti god, do I have to spell everything out for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:11:00 2015 No.12885377 >>12885363 Don't you have anything better to do than try and stalk some guy on the internet? Who the fuck cares what he does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:11:33 2015 No.12885379 >>12885370 I'm more depressed to see one of our supposedly best drawfags turn out to be an RP'ing idiot on a level somehow MORE cringeworthy than the MGE wiki's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:12:18 2015 No.12885382 >>12885376 Yeah, those routes aren't exactly GOOD ENDS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:13:26 2015 No.12885389 >>12885382 For who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:14:23 2015 No.12885396 >>12885389 You.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:15:11 2015 No.12885399 >>12885396 Do tell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:16:56 2015 No.12885403 >>12885379 You get used to it here. You have to get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:16:56 2015 No.12885404 >>12885399 Just go and play KR already. There's Dragon goils, and other MGs, and a mentally challenged king who's a badass hero of justice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:17:14 2015 No.12885406 >>12885396 But I'm me.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:20:57 2015 No.12885413

>>12885323
Baphomet seek strong onii-chans. 'Sometimes' Kejorou blend in with prostitutes. Every succubi in MGE fiction have not fallen into that stereotype. Black Harpies marry their mate more often than regular harpies and jabberwocky's are in a realm where few men stray into anyways.

>>12885331
There are all types, but most of the content I see written for it that is KC made or approved doesn't follow that line of thinking at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:23:52 2015 No.12885420 >>12885413 Your point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:24:57 2015 No.12885424 >>12885420 That I want MGU and their 'headcanon' to leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:27:23 2015 No.12885430 >>12885424 MGU isn't around anymore, so it should be MGR.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:30:14 2015 No.12885439 >>12885430 MGU were the ones notorious for pushing their own warped perspective on MG settings that got them threatened with the cease and desist. Their legacy lives on in trying to shit all over anything closely resembling a hug box.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:30:57 2015 No.12885444

>>12885413
>having headcannon more hugboxy than KC's cannon
Lamia profile
>and uses him to satisfy her body’s sexual desires. Afterwards, if she is pleased with her catch, she will bring him home and marry him – whether he likes it or not.
And despite riding forest of dicks, she will KILL a man who will cheat on her whether he even likes her or not.
Talking about 3DPD tier

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:32:00 2015 No.12885447 >>12885424 Implying. Baphomet's entry alone is enough for the possibility of casual se among MGs, sorry you can't deal with girls unless they're pure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:32:09 2015 No.12885448 >>12885439 What about the headcannon of the people who have been riding these MG threads since 2011?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:34:18 2015 No.12885453 >>12885447 I've never understood purity fags. Casual sex with a MG would be great. Fuckbuddies and the like. All the fun with none of the bullshit that comes with a relationship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:34:40 2015 No.12885456 >>12885444 LIzardman was more dangerous too, before her rewrite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:37:18 2015 No.12885461 >>12885456 The first few profiles were translated by some random Gelbooru user as a means of practice. Not even MGU thought they were accurate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:37:28 2015 No.12885462 >>12885453 Yes it would be. Try having sex with a Shirohebi , then a Mermaid,and then keep exploring the different MG species until you find the one you like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:37:38 2015 No.12885463 >>12885453 >marrying public bicycle >being a 1xx dick for her >walking through a crowded area >half of the guys laugh that you indirectly kiss their dicks and how sweet she screamed on their dicks month ago If I wanted that I could go for 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:37:42 2015 No.12885464 >>12885453 I understand the being her only male to the max, that is, being her first, but demanding they all be like that, when monsters are horny as fuck since childhood, believing they all get to their husbandos as virgins is fucking retarded.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:37:47 2015 No.12885465

>>12885453
I sort of understand it. I mean, I don't give a blueberry fuck about being the "only one" for an MG. Casual sex, fine. They sustain themselves on fucking, after all. And a relationship would be a hassle. But I don't like the idea of an MG taking someone else's load and then turning around, calling me up, and being all "Hey, want sloppy seconds?" It's not about purity or anything, I just don't want a loose, messy hole, ya know? I guess I'm in the middle of the purity vs. slutty scale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:37:57 2015 No.12885466 >>12885453 >casual sex Absolutely disgusting. I thought /jp/ was kryptonite from such normalfaggotry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:40:08 2015 No.12885472 >>12885453 Purity garbage is shite which is why two of the stories I'm writing have girls with ex-boyfriends

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:40:14 2015 No.12885473 >>12885463 >Not bragging that she screamed the loudest on your dick. >Not bragging that you were the only one good enough for her to want to marry. Not condoning casual sex, I'm just saying if she married you and not them you must have been the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:40:16 2015 No.12885474 >>12885456 They wasn't It was just a retard translations

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:40:18 2015 No.12885475 >>12885453 >Casual sex Are you just using that in place of "Open Relationship"?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:40:23 2015 No.12885476

>>12885453
I would think MG's would be all about it. They'd either consider Friends with Benefits as practice for when they finally meet the one, or the friendship itself might grow into something more

Obviously Purity/Virginity fans wouldn't apply here, so their input isn't needed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:40:37 2015 No.12885477 I want to be a mad scientist and crossbreed monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:40:40 2015 No.12885479 File: 304 KB, 488x1990, Mordekaiser (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884246 /mgg/ I need help. Manticore absorbs my every thought, she's my every vision. I cannot escape her. I don't want to be a pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:40:53 2015 No.12885480 >>12885228 Or for anyone else watching this thread, like me. But that's okay. I wasn't planning on watching it anyway. If I want to see suffering i'll just go watch the news.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:41:39 2015 No.12885483 >>12885463 The reverse would hold true, so no one would give a fuck. >She married him? How shameful! Remember when he was gangraped by not one, not two, but three different werewolf clans? Her tongue must look like Hugh Jackman's chest by now Pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:41:54 2015 No.12885484 File: 10 KB, 429x410, 1397027867128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885453

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:42:41 2015 No.12885485 File: 450 KB, 3999x2305, 1401267753597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885479 Accept it Anon, know the love.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:43:22 2015 No.12885487

>>12885463
Is this honestly a fear you have?

>>12885464
Sure it's cute and all, but I want a girl - no, a woman - who's mature. I don't want to deal with some immature Cheshire cat who is an absolute nightmare to deal with.

>>12885465
That's not really what casual sex or being a fuckbuddy is.

>>12885475
That would imply there's a relationship to begin with. You can have sex with people without being her boyfriend or she your girlfriend.

>>12885476
Being more than just friends with someone who was a friend is pretty great. Maximum capability.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:43:30 2015 No.12885488 >>12885453 >All the fun with none of the bullshit that comes with a relationship Sure, that's if you think they are like 3DPD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:44:16 2015 No.12885489 >>12885475 >if you don't want a virgin you're a cuck Could you fuck off to /pol/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:45:01 2015 No.12885492 >>12885479 At this point, anybody who likes Manticores or Cheshires are pretty committed. That flavor of the month passed already. I don't think you're a pleb, anon. I think you've just found your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:45:17 2015 No.12885493 >>12885487 >chesire Did you misquote?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:45:18 2015 No.12885494 >>12885304 I didnt have time yesterday so I had to deal with 1700 comments. Took forever. >>12885314 And miss MGK and other stories? Not a chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:45:54 2015 No.12885497 >>12885464 Eh, what are you talking about? Only Unicorns cares about guy's virgnity

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:45:58 2015 No.12885498 >>12885485 Manticores are pure love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:46:16 2015 No.12885499 >>12885233 What's this shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:46:17 2015 No.12885500 >>12885379 This shouldn't be surprising.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:46:39 2015 No.12885502

>>12885487
>That's not really what casual sex or being a fuckbuddy is.
Then it's a relationship. If you're exclusive to eachother, you're practically a couple, you just aren't using the word. And if you aren't exclusive, I can guarantee she's banging other guys, because she's allowed.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:47:10 2015 No.12885503

>>12885487
There are studies that show (especially for women) that having many sexual partners before marriage has a negative effect on the stability and happiness of that marriage.

http://nationalmarriageproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/NMP-BeforeIDoReport-Final.pdf

Face it, there's anywhere between an extra 5-10% any long term relationship will fail if your waifu isn't pure. It gets worse the more she sleeps around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:47:34 2015 No.12885504 >>12885499 What girls do when there's no D to go around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:48:07 2015 No.12885506 >>12885497 >Only Unicorns Are you really so sure?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:48:47 2015 No.12885508 >>12885503 That's probably because of religious values and the like that 'force' people to stay married. I also question how unbiased a report from 'the marriage institute' is going to be. Especially with that cover page.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:48:58 2015 No.12885509 >>12885504 When there's no D they use the other D.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:50:08 2015 No.12885515 >>12885463 In the world of MG it's probably the other way around. Since females are dominating. It's all about the males that had the least amount of partners. So obviously shota's would be interresting since they are young.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:50:19 2015 No.12885516 >>12885453 Casual sex would be great. If not for the fact most MGs have some sort of mind control ability (toxins, pheromones, charming spells, etc). So casual may not stay casual. Plus, there's the fact they never use birth control

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:50:36 2015 No.12885517 >>12885506 I'm pretty sure other MG profiles didn't say anything about man's virginity Or you having links proving the opposite? It's not sarcasm, I really would like to see it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:51:01 2015 No.12885518 >>12885508 So you dismiss it before reading it? Figures a wanna be cuck would close his eyes to reality so readily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:51:43 2015 No.12885519 >Fuck purity I'll just take MGK and leave. Good day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:51:52 2015 No.12885521 >>12885509 Why is the idea of sexually frustrated monstergirls using dildos because they can't catch that one boy they want hilarious to me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:52:02 2015 No.12885522 >>12885516 They don't need birth control, MGs are infertile as fuck in the first place. It takes years of fucking to conceive just one child

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:52:16 2015 No.12885525 File: 435 KB, 828x1000, 4f4d20a8db4e6e2a7c201dd35dbbcead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suck eggs manticores.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:52:34 2015 No.12885526 >>12885462 >having sex with a Shirohebi >having sex with any other MG after that >without any consequences That's dumb. You're dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:52:38 2015 No.12885527 >>12885519 Timmy/Jimmy is a slut too, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:52:40 2015 No.12885528 >>12885519 >Fuck Purity >Takes a class full of kindergardeners Man, I know KC says they can want the D at 10 and up, but kindergarden means they'lre like six! Put them back!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:52:42 2015 No.12885531 >>12885518 >cuck Please leave this in /v/, /pol/, and /b/. We don't need it spreading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:53:02 2015 No.12885532 >>12885519 DICK THE TODDLERU

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:53:23 2015 No.12885533

I can see having casual sex in MG land, They would be a lot more open about it.
I can see most MGs really enjoying sex and having experienced a few men in their lives on a casual level before deciding to settle down and get married.
To me the thought of an MG remaining a virgin with the type of sex drive they have would probably explain why they rape the hell out of men.
Now if they could have casual sex they would be a hell of a lot calmer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:53:31 2015 No.12885534 >>12885521 Because it's probably true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:53:32 2015 No.12885535 >>12885519 I always knew you were just another terrorist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:54:04 2015 No.12885538 >>12885462 Shirohebi is one of few mgs who take first guy as a husbando though

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:54:07 2015 No.12885539

>>12885453
>Friends with a Succubus named Nikki
>Met her a while back during a trip to MGC Midwest
>She was sitting in the hotel lobby schlicking to a magazine
>HB Quarterly, you think
>She caught your eyes glancing and gave you a smirk before speaking
>"How'd you like to waste some time?
>You knew succubi were usually bad news
>But you couldn't resist when you saw Nikki start to grind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:54:36 2015 No.12885541 File: 30 KB, 400x400, 1419829060367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885525 Bite me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:54:50 2015 No.12885542 >>12885535 Well it seems me and my Monster Girl Kart series isn't welcome anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:55:21 2015 No.12885545 >>12885479 >That image Oh wow How can a master of metal be so based?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:55:30 2015 No.12885547

>>12885531
Obviously we do need it when we got normal fags trying to preach their shitty (lack of) values on sexuality and relationships. Everything was left vague enough and there are plenty of monsters who refrain from sex because they hold some romantic ideals that mean they are not hunting mega sluts.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:07:50 2015 No.12885548

>>12885539
>You followed her bck to her place just outside of the city
>She has a castle
>A literal fucking castle
>Not only that, but she had sex toys and gear everywhere
>Every device money could buy, it looked like
>She took you to her room, the lights snuffing out as soon as the door was shut
>Next thing you knew, she pounced you
>And Nikki started to grind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:07:55 2015 No.12885549 >>12885547 You know, there is a difference between someone who has had sex before and someone who has a gangbang with old fat men in your bed while you're out to buy orange juice.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:08:00 2015 No.12885550

>Walk home after a late night of work
>Feel something creeping up on you from behind
>Duck into a dark alley to get away
>Find yourself in front of a Crow Tengu who was hiding in the alleyway
>She pins you down with her talons, ripping off your clothes while you try and yell for help
>As you make a brief yelp for help, she raises a talon to your throat
>And with a deathly grin, she tells you,
>"Hey...Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:08:07 2015 No.12885551 I hate you all so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:09:54 2015 No.12885553 >>12885525 Shut up, Steph.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:09:57 2015 No.12885554 >>12885545 You can't kill the metal, Anon And we're back

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:10:41 2015 No.12885557 >>12885542 >>12885519 Don't worry, the lads who prefer purity just stay silent and understand that other people have their own preferences.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:11:34 2015 No.12885558 >>12885533 >Now if they could have casual sex they would be a hell of a lot calmer. Are you some sort of faggot?

>>	Maritan Wed Jan 7 16:11:42 2015 No.12885559 >>12885379 Did I do something wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:11:46 2015 No.12885560 >>12885551 >I-it's not like I like you or anything, so don't get the wrong idea! Classic move.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:11:48 2015 No.12885561

(Nice, back on.)

>>12885479
But manticores are nice.
You can nuzzle up into her mane, she can give you hugs with her wings while her tailpussy wraps around your waist and slowly milks you to incontinence. All the while, she'll be kissing you tenderly on your forehead, murmuring about how much she loves you, about how heavenly you feel inside her tail, and about how happy she is that you don't see her as a monster like so many other people.

Love your manticore, anon. Kiss her paws, be her cumpump when she's in the mood, and her shoulder to cry on when it feels like the whole world's turned against her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:11:55 2015 No.12885562 >>12885547 Is this what it's like to try and talk to a mormon or baptist? >>12885557 'Cept many of you are not silent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:12:01 2015 No.12885563 >>12885547 >plenty You mean like 15 out of 170~?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:12:25 2015 No.12885565 >>12885541 Delighted Derualla. >>12885553 WAN! t/n: Fuck You

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:13:10 2015 No.12885566 >>12885562 >many Don't we a have a giant number of people silently observing? Do we need to do another strawpoll?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:13:39 2015 No.12885571 File: 287 KB, 425x600, Manticore smug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885561 This is why Manticores win the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:13:40 2015 No.12885572 >>12885559 Just the threads as usual, nothing to worry about

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:13:45 2015 No.12885573 >there is people who defend sluts and slut behavior >on 4chan >on /jp/ Are we being raided by slut defending facebook groups or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:15:15 2015 No.12885576 >>12885559 What are you doing here? Shoo, you'll scare Loen away.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:15:21 2015 No.12885577

>>12885497
I meant anons.

>>12885503
>>12885547
You're applying real world statistics to a fictional setting and a species with radically opposed values to ours. Do you know how autistic you look?

>there are plenty of monsters who refrain from sex

Name one besides Unicorn, fucking one.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:16:02 2015 No.12885580

>>12885566
Good joke, anon. You know as well as I do that strawpolls are the most easily manipulated thing ever.

>>12885573
>It's okay for guys to like sex
>But if women do they're sluts

Not only are you applying shitty 3DPD logic to this thread, you're forgetting that in a MG world you would be the slut, anon.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:16:32 2015 No.12885585

>>12885548
>The way she rocked you made it feel like her castle was spinning
>Or maybe it was just spinning in your head, you couldn't tell
>You don't know what all she did to you that night, but you knew you'd never be the same
>Her loving kicked your ass, to say the least
>She showed absolutely no mercy
>But she certainly showed you how to grind

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:16:33 2015 No.12885586 >>12885573 Some people just like sloppy seconds. Don't let it bother you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:16:42 2015 No.12885587 >>12885577 Aren't you doing the exact same thing? Or is it alright because it's you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:17:13 2015 No.12885588 >>12885561 Tail pussy is a thread canon perpetuated by a few people, the real manticore does not have one. Why do you keep going on about it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:17:51 2015 No.12885590 >>12885580 Women can like sex, just not with a slew of partners. They are after the best genes after all, not a buffet of genes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:18:17 2015 No.12885592 >>12885580 But it's not okay for guys to have sex before marriage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:18:18 2015 No.12885593 >>12885587 No, because I'm basing mine off the profiles and the world guide, you are applying something to them that corresponds with humans. Are you pretending to be retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:18:29 2015 No.12885594 >>12885588 Not him but tailpussy is part of the MGE design. But if you really want to get anatomical, it's her asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:18:32 2015 No.12885596 >>12885580 >It's okay for guys to like sex >But if women do they're sluts Because one party has to work for it, the other doesn't. Keep up, will you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:18:47 2015 No.12885597 >>12885588 >the real manticore does not have one Then why does the MGE profile pic have a tailpussy?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:18:49 2015 No.12885598

>>12885588
From the MGE Wiki:

>The interior of the lump of flesh on their distinctive tail is covered with soft walls of flesh and a countless number of folds. It has been adapted as an organ for milking semen, specializing in pleasuring a penis and spurring ejaculation. Once the mouth of her tail opens and engulfs a penis, they’re able to make the walls of flesh pulse at will even while tightly wrapping it. Causing continual pleasure and easily guiding a man to ejaculation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:19:05 2015 No.12885599 >>12885588 I bet you think horsepussy is mythical threadcanon shit too.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:19:35 2015 No.12885601

>>12884386
>She did it again
>Twice more
Wow. I never thought I'd develop a desire to see an MG kill themselves from self-loathing. Almost hits too close to home that.

Also, the whole action scene was pretty good, though I noticed a lot of grammatical errors. Missing words, misspellings, etc. But as you said, hadn't been proof-read yet.

So, one down, four to go, and seems like tensions with the Cheating-Dragon are coming to a head. Lookin' forward to the next part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:20:05 2015 No.12885603 >>12885596 How does someone like you even get into these threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:20:29 2015 No.12885604 >>12885593 Hasn't it been confirmed the world guide itself isn't reliable? And don't sling mud if you want to look like the better man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:20:47 2015 No.12885606 >>12885599 Do you mean to say frontgina is real??????

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:21:58 2015 No.12885609 >>12885606 It's a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:21:59 2015 No.12885610 >>12885592 Amazon pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:22:10 2015 No.12885611 >>12885606 We al ready discussed this. Centaurs have pussy rails, and their vaginas slide along their underbelly from front pussy to backpussy at will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:22:16 2015 No.12885612 >>12885603 I could ask you the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:22:34 2015 No.12885614 >>12885604 >I don't need to, you're capable of making yourself look like an idiot just fine. And the stuff about the world guide is just some faggots complaining I because they distrust the writer.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:22:53 2015 No.12885616

>>12885593
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens

>The taste of spirit energy is greatly influenced by the state of the monster when she ingests it. When they have sex, the quality of energy increases and the more powerful their love and desire for a man becomes. In other words, the energy of the man they recognize as their “husband” is the highest quality energy to a monster, and there is no better treat.

They are driven to find their husband as his spirit energy is superior to anything else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:23:20 2015 No.12885617 >>12884510 Dragon Quest, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:23:51 2015 No.12885621 >>12885611 Pussy teleporter! thanks to mamamamamanono magic mana it appears where its needed! Thanks KC!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:24:01 2015 No.12885622 >>12885586 I swear to God...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:24:29 2015 No.12885623 >>12885577 All MGs who feel indifferent about sex before being dicked They are like dozen of them >manticore is actually one of the chastefags MGs who keep her pussy virginity for her husband How manticore can be so slut and pure at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:24:38 2015 No.12885624 >>12884514 Rising gets her hype. As it does to us all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi34XJx35ZE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:24:44 2015 No.12885625 >>12885614 >idiot >faggots I'd recommend you stop before you make yourself look any more childish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:25:33 2015 No.12885626 >>12885621 Pussy in a pocket!dimension

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:25:45 2015 No.12885627 >>12885573 This is what happens when something becomes popular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:25:51 2015 No.12885628 >>12885616 Will the stupid please stay quiet if they haven't been following the conversation? No one is denying they are one hundred percent loyal to their husband, we are talking about them before they recognize a particular man as this.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:26:45 2015 No.12885631

>>12885585
>You woke up the next morning
>Nikki wasn't around
>You walked through her whole castle looking for her, with no luck
>Finally, you found a note taped to her staorway banister
>"Ran to buy breakfast for us, sorry I didn't wake you, you look too cute when you sleep!"
>"Feel free to stick around, but if you gotta run-
>There was a number scribbled in halfway through
>"Thank you for a funky time!"
>"Call me up whenever you wanna grind!"
>And that's how your strange relationship with Darling Nikki began

I wouldn't be surprised of Prince was an MG fan, Monster girls would love his music

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:26:54 2015 No.12885632 >>12885623 >dozen Mantis, Jinko, and Glacies, and they don't refrain, they are unaware of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:26:54 2015 No.12885633 Oh look...the thread is arguing again. I guess they're gonna be to busy to want me to do the thing. http://imgur.com/vrGsqkx

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:27:14 2015 No.12885634 >>12885626 Why can I see this being popular, magical pocket pussy thats linked to some random MG, or your MG wife/gf Get horny pull it out pleasure some MG 4000000000000000000km away

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:27:27 2015 No.12885635 >>12885633 Thing? What thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:27:55 2015 No.12885637 >>12885625 >thinking I care

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:28:01 2015 No.12885638

So, assuming you're already taken or have another MG's scent on you, do you think MGs would make good friends (friends without benefits)? Do you think they'd be ambivalent towards you, mostly ignore you or something else altogether? Of course it would vary somewhat based on the individual, but I mean in a broad sense. Kind of like how it's not uncommon for human women to lust after married men, for example.

I find the idea fascinating, because I don't think it's been touched on too much. We have many canon examples of how they act with their significant other, but KC doesn't really talk about how other MGs treat a taken man (unless I missed something entirely or he just had a few quick notes). I expect the behavior of monsters to deviate at least somewhat from humans regarding this, since they are not only different in body, but in mind as well.

I'm not interested in talking about cheating or ntr, but more everyday relations where the man in question isn't being lusted after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:28:32 2015 No.12885641 >>12885633 Yandere Kunoichi? Was that even Pastebinned?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:28:53 2015 No.12885642 >>12885635 Sexy time with Onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:28:57 2015 No.12885643 >>12885623 And tailfucking counts as sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:29:02 2015 No.12885644 >>12885633 Just post it night-time /mgg/, this thread's about to die anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:29:06 2015 No.12885645 >>12885637 You certainly lack the capacity for it.

>>	Maritan Wed Jan 7 16:29:18 2015 No.12885646 >>12885572 Oh well. On another note since images are at max http://i.imgur.com/u0RwjTb.png What I'll likely be painting next. It's not a monster for once, though something related to setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:29:37 2015 No.12885647 >>12885634 It is linked to a manticore pussy, that is why they always use their tails, Manticore - a - Shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:29:58 2015 No.12885648 >>12885638 I don't see why MGs and humans can't be friends. However, the old adage of 'Men and Women can't be friends' does hold some weight. At some point there is probably going to be sexual attraction or tension.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:30:12 2015 No.12885649 >>12885638 MGs lust for already married men is cannon Read the cannon If MG is really serious about someone's husband, his wife will allow her being second wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:30:26 2015 No.12885650 >>12885628 >A Monster's Sense of Values (p51) >All for the sake of sex >"For monsters it is common sense to prioritize having sex with the man they love more than anything else." Get blown the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:30:33 2015 No.12885651 >>12885646 Is the Orders insignia going to show up on the colored version?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:30:35 2015 No.12885652 >>12885633 >The thing What thing? What's the thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:30:35 2015 No.12885653 >>12885638 Are you making a study? You're irritating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:31:08 2015 No.12885655 >>12885646 >related to setting She trying to keep a man for herself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:31:13 2015 No.12885656 >>12885646 Paladin-chan? I can get behind this and maybe hold hands as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:31:36 2015 No.12885658 >>12885650 >thinking they love the first guy they fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:31:39 2015 No.12885659 >>12885646 REMOVE MONSTER SCUM CHIEF GOD BE PRAISED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:32:07 2015 No.12885660 >>12885655 She's the independent human girl who needs no man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:32:33 2015 No.12885662 >>12885653 No, I'm curious about other peoples' views on this. Sorry for being irritating, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:32:41 2015 No.12885663 >>12885660 A dyke?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:32:52 2015 No.12885664 >>12885650 You know, that'd be a really boring relationship. "Honey, let's fuck!" "Can't be play video games or watch a movie or go skiiing or do anything else?" "No! ❤"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:33:10 2015 No.12885665 >>12885658 >thinking they don't Seriously shut the fuck up. Both sides.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:33:13 2015 No.12885666 >>12885650 I think the spot for confusion is how they word it. They say monsters seek (as in plural) men (also plural). The entries speech in general terms. It doesn't necessarily mean and individual monster seeks many men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:34:17 2015 No.12885667 >>12885665 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:34:19 2015 No.12885668 >>12885664 He specified somewhere else that sex has about the same priority for a mg as eating and drinking has for us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:34:22 2015 No.12885669 >>12885359 Technically her Master did get in on it. And apparently there've been prior times where they "Shared"? I dunno, I don't read a lot of Bobstuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:34:27 2015 No.12885670 >>12885664 They aren't fucking 24/7 though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:34:28 2015 No.12885671 >>12885663 She illogically hates men, and wants to eradicate them. She's then corrupted into a succubus, and does 1 80.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:35:12 2015 No.12885673 >>12885668 So eat, sleep, fuck. That'd lose its charm after about a week.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:35:19 2015 No.12885674 >>12885666 Queen slime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:35:20 2015 No.12885675 >>12885671 I approve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:35:21 2015 No.12885676 >>12885658 They don't Almost all profiles say "they fuck a man and IF she likes him..." Only very few take first guy as husbando. Other fuck thousand of dicks before it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:35:31 2015 No.12885677 >>12885667 >fuck off Ah, the response of those who can't come up with anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:35:35 2015 No.12885678 >>12885648 Yeah, I thought about this as well and it seems unavoidable. I don't exactly have the life experience to use as a reference though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:35:55 2015 No.12885679 >>12885658 If they hunt around for a guy they like first and fall in love at first sight, you can bet your ass they do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:36:45 2015 No.12885680 >>12885668 MGs don't need drinking or eating. They get all energy from fucking. As well as incubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:36:48 2015 No.12885681 >>12885638 Not sure I can see just a man and monster being friends. But perhaps Couples? Married Men being Just Friends with Married Monsters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:37:47 2015 No.12885682 >>12885676 I know, purityfags are insecure as fuck and can't be reasoned with. No one's said there can't be virgin MGs at the time they find a husband, but if she's had more than one dick all her life, she's a slut, and by extension all MGs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:38:24 2015 No.12885684 >>12885674 Only because of her fat ass needing a bunch of dicks to satisfy it.

Maritan Wed Jan 7 16:38:40 2015 No.12885685

>>12885651
Hm, that depends on the person I'm doing it for.
Would be nice though.
>>12885655
I also have no idea, but I think the character does have someone she likes.
>>12885656
It does feel nice to draw something human. I may do more order characters at a later point.
Some male and female heroes.
>>12885659
lol, that reminds me of that pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:39:00 2015 No.12885686 >>12885680 >MGs don't need drinking or eating. They get all energy from fucking. I haven't heard this strawman since the /a/ days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:39:22 2015 No.12885687 >>12885682 >purityfags are insecure as fuck You might as well say "I don't know what the word preferences means".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:39:24 2015 No.12885688 >>12885677 Fuck off. >>12885679 Dude, I am tired of this argument, if you want to believe this go ahead, I don't give a fuck, but look at baphomet's profile and tell me casual sex can't be a thing. Go ahead, I'll wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:39:26 2015 No.12885689 >>12885682 >strawmanning

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:39:52 2015 No.12885690 >>12885676 And how many of those profiles are relics from the MGU mistranslation days? Spoiler: A lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:40:44 2015 No.12885692 >>12885679 See >>12885676

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:40:46 2015 No.12885693 >>12885688 >Fuck off Still can't come up with anything. By the way, It's a thing FOR THEM. It's not a thing for let's say, a dragon.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:40:47 2015 No.12885694

>>12885682
I'll admit to having been a purityfag.

After losing my virginity, I realized that sex really doesn't matter all that much, and is best left as an intimate activity between a truly loving pair.

Doesn't matter what road they took to get there, 'long as they're loyal, truly and deeply, to the one they do end up with, all's right with the world.

My development of this mentality is why I've come to despise NTR more and more as time goes by.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:42:53 2015 No.12885701 >>12885694 >One person on the other side who isn't throwing mud and calling others names Well I'll be.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:42:53 2015 No.12885702

>>12885646
Like the pose, though something about it seems off to me.

Might just be the lack of coloring, but it just looks to me like her left, forward-stepped leg is rather oversized. I think foreshortening is the term used to describe trying to create that sense of depth? Doesn't quite look right here. Though again, might work better once colored.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:43:22 2015 No.12885703

>>12885690
You're seriously going to argue the semantics of plurality, because an MG who may have had sex with one or two guys in the past rustles your jimmies

Christ, talk about flying your insecurity flag nice and high, a hint of competition just makes you guys foam at the mouth at the drop of a dime, huh?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:43:36 2015 No.12885706

>>12885690
Always this excuse.

>>12885689
Pretending otakus aren't jealous as fuck. Ignoring how unempathetic they can be, like when lucy from the sacred blacksmith got raped, otakus raged, and the author had to rewrite the rapist as a eunuch. Anon, please, PLEASE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:44:37 2015 No.12885714 >>12885693 Jodete.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:44:45 2015 No.12885716 >>12885673 I didn't say that's all they do. I said that they think of sex as equally important as you would think of breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:45:05 2015 No.12885717 https://i.4cdn.org/g/1420661008890.png WARNING: High daw factor!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:46:00 2015 No.12885719 >>12885717 I'mma feed it to a Kumiho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:46:00 2015 No.12885720 >>12885688 Baphomet Complex. What do I win? Your apology?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:46:03 2015 No.12885721 >>12885717 >Link Excuse me if I don't trust you.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:46:07 2015 No.12885722

>>12885706
You just really want to shit all over everything, don't you? The best thing you can do at the moment is shut your trap, and never mention your tastes here again since it will only incite the people here. Unless you're a troll, in which case Chinga tu Madre.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:46:36 2015 No.12885724 >>12885717 Why are there nicotine stains on its paws?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:47:16 2015 No.12885727 >>12885721 look at the image count. there is a reason why there haven't been images i nthis thread for a while

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:47:20 2015 No.12885729

>>12885604
You're thinking of World Guide 2 which is helmed by a human turned Dark Matter. Everything else is by a human scholar and the assistance of whatever monsters are nearby at the time. This includes all the monsters he's interviewed in order to write the profiles, the head Baphomet, the Demon Lord herself, Druella, and the Fallen Maidens.
The scholar warns the reader that the Dark Matter's statements should be taken with a grain of salt and takes the time to correct and argue with her through annotations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:47:22 2015 No.12885731 >>12885724 Chain smokes after sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:47:30 2015 No.12885733 >>12885694 >I realized that sex really doesn't matter all that much, and is best left as an intimate activity between a truly loving pair. We think alike.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:47:50 2015 No.12885737 >>12885717 What's the part that comes out when I run it over at 3am because there's like 5 of the fuckers darting across the road?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:48:08 2015 No.12885740

>>12885720
Not him, but that's one Baphomet who was transformed from a Human that was already in love with someone.

As opposed to a girl who was born a Baphomet, and went on a journey to develop her magical skills and find her one true Onii-chan somewhere in the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:48:12 2015 No.12885741 >>12885701 Nigga, look, the people who actually have common sense in these threads just ignore the shit and write until it blows over. Like me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:49:19 2015 No.12885743 >>12885729 I imagine a lot of things being crossed out over and over between them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:49:23 2015 No.12885744 >>12885717 Nicest thing we've had in this thread for a while.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:49:25 2015 No.12885745

>>12885720
> If you ever meet one of them, never assume that you can defeat her. With ordinary power, one can hardly put up a struggle, and would just end up screwing himself over. On top of that, you’d be attacked and probably have the “depravity and charm of little girls” thoroughly trained into your body.

>Baphomets seek superior men to become their husbands in the same way as upper rank monsters. Because of this, most of the men they catch will be released

Fucked and chucked.

>>12885722
Get mad at your autistic need for purity, not me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:49:28 2015 No.12885746 >>12885720 Baphomet complex is a story about one particular girl who was transformed into baphomet and already had a oni-chan husband. Baphomet profiles says "MANY OF THE MEN ASSAULTED by them will..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:49:53 2015 No.12885750 >>12885561 >>12885492 >>12885485 You guys just don't get it. I don't want Manticore as my waifu and/or writing schtick. But she's not stopping. She'll never stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:50:29 2015 No.12885752 File: 44 KB, 500x600, Huanglong Alt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Great Golden Dragon Edit. Just kind of a shit MGE-Edit I found, but still, it's an interesting concept.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:50:30 2015 No.12885753 >>12885741 I'm also writing, and thinking up MGK shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:50:37 2015 No.12885754 >>12885741 Pretty much this. Just because there's an arguement doesn't mean everyone in the thread is going to post on it. +170 uniques on a single arguement is something I hope to never see again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:50:45 2015 No.12885756 >>12885741 This man is right. It's what I'm doing. That and making eggplant Parmesan for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:51:01 2015 No.12885757 >>12885750 Apex predator meets herbivore human boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:51:28 2015 No.12885759 >>12885752 Whoever did this, I will find you..

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:51:32 2015 No.12885760 >>12885752 I want a Gold Rathian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:51:33 2015 No.12885761 >>12885753 >MGK shit Ah. Everyone's adorable conversation starter. And I always pick Anubis anyway.

>>	Maritan Wed Jan 7 16:51:39 2015 No.12885762 >>12885702 Ah, thank you for that, I'll give it a look and adjust as needed once I work on it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:52:46 2015 No.12885765 >>12885745 >>12885746 Profile speaks in general terms of all baphomets, not how any one single demon will conduct herself. I suggest you guys learn to read and put an end to your confirmation bias in only reading and seeing what you want to see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:53:32 2015 No.12885766 >>12885761 I know, you're always here like a loyal dog or crazy hobo. I wish for art of it though. But unless I add Manticores that will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:54:39 2015 No.12885767 >>12885750 I used to not want an anubis as a waifu. But now every other waking thought I have is replaced with fantasies of her doing Tharja cosplays and stripteases in the space elevator from Gundam 00.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:55:12 2015 No.12885768

>>12885757

Except i'm not an herbivore, Anon.

It's just. I don't know. Somehow Manticore, P'Orc, Cheshire, and Panda are the only MGs I think about now.

As well as shit like a Manticore pretending to be submissive as her HB tries to "rape" her, burying his face into her neck mane and calling her names while she laughs at his reckless thrusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:55:29 2015 No.12885770 >>12885765 >No! It's meant to read this way >clearly states she goes through a few men before she finds one strong enough for her Keep your eyes closed, I don't care, casual sex is a go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:56:19 2015 No.12885772 >>12885766 Believe. Someone like Loen may well doodle something one day. Maybe.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:56:52 2015 No.12885775

>>12885766
I'd prefer loyal dog if it's all the same...

>Wish for art of it
I've got a list of a dozen different MGE-themed commissions I'm planning to have done. Like, half of which are Anubis. Couldn't possibly hurt to add some adorable Kindergartener stuff to that list.

Gonna have to dive back through archived threads though, read different posts, pick out particularly adorable antics of the different girls...

Probably definitely gonna get something[s] of that one Fallout What-if.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:57:19 2015 No.12885778 >>12885770 You know, since when have we ever followed KC world? Other than the MG species, we just throw out what we don't like as if it were a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:57:55 2015 No.12885783 >>12885770 Can you read? Guy's saying that yes, many Baphos will go through quite a few men. But that there are likely a few who go for the first one they ravage too. Individualism, anon, it's a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:58:27 2015 No.12885784 >>12885770 >They hardly ever leave the demon realms >"...but the truth is uncertain" >"I say casual sex is a go because I have special privileges for my head canon." Take a look at this retard everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:59:01 2015 No.12885787 >>12885775 >Junko sitting upon a throne of rusty cans with numerous people in tattered clothing kneeling before her >>12885772 Or just do another Hellhound kindergartener.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:59:49 2015 No.12885790 >>12885787 Is 2nd Grader Hellhound not enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:00:15 2015 No.12885792 >>12885770 I like to think that Sex is a necessity for MGs, and that to abstain from it would lead to death. And some guys are just more willing than others to give their new neighbors a fix. Not everyone, but some.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:00:45 2015 No.12885794 >>12885775 >Like, half of which are Anubis. I bet certain people are giddy as fuck right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:01:25 2015 No.12885796 >>12885790 He drew a kindergartener hellhound, not a 2nd grader. Everything else has been more than acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:01:32 2015 No.12885797 >>12885784 >>12885745 Fellate my phallus.

>>	Maritan Wed Jan 7 17:02:12 2015 No.12885801 >>12885792 I think something like that would mostly just apply to the demon family monsters and succubi in general. Unless you mean more than just starvation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:02:35 2015 No.12885802 >>12885792 >Sex is a necessity for MGs, and that to abstain from it would lead to death What about unicorms, mantis, hinezumis, salamanders, echidnas, etc?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:02:40 2015 No.12885803 >>12885797 Go back to tumblr.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:02:52 2015 No.12885804

>>12885794
Probably won't be coming out for some time though, given I wait on particular artists for particular things. Monitoring their tumblrs, blogs, whatever, waiting for when they're taking commissions...

Only have one active commission right now. A Lich. Will post when it's done.
I did pay Luth for the Anubis collar though. Worth every damn penny, including the heart surgery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:03:40 2015 No.12885806 >>12885801 Succubi for sure, it says baphomets are omnivorous and prefer meat of wild beasts though.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:04:24 2015 No.12885807

>>12885792
>First spoiler
Well, that is your headcanon.

Canon puts it more like they'd be depriving themselves of a precious, beloved treat. Starving themselves yes, but probably not to death.

I wonder if Semen Deprivation would come with Withdrawal Symptoms? What would they be like? No NTR.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:04:52 2015 No.12885810 >>12885792 Nah, they can get bits of demonic energy from food and air. They don't die without sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:05:32 2015 No.12885813 Watch out for Matangos, anons! If you notice any unusual growths, consult a fungal infection specialist immediately! http://i.imgur.com/GRyviOF.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:06:45 2015 No.12885815 >>12885807 All I can imagine is a bunch of MGs who look like they've seen better days congregating at a sperm bank like it was a methadone clinic Huh, not a bad idea to writefag off of

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:06:55 2015 No.12885816 >>12885783 Can you? >>12885682 >>12885676 >>12885464

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:07:20 2015 No.12885817 >>12885813 Why anon, I'm eating delicious vegetable soup right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:07:54 2015 No.12885818 >>12885807 Nothing gives them that high other than their husband's semen. No need to worry about NTR.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:09:21 2015 No.12885822

>>12885801
>>12885802
I'm probably thinking along those lines for succubus-like MGs. Others, it might just be a reproductive need depending if you believe in MBs or not, or just something to do on a Friday night.

>>12885807
It is, and I won't force it on anyone. Withdrawal I imagined something like >>12885815 where they become jizz-junkies, buying used condoms like it was meth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:09:34 2015 No.12885823 >>12885816 Could you stop trying to force your tastes already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:09:36 2015 No.12885824 >>12885803 Never been. No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:09:54 2015 No.12885826 >>12885813 I have a burn blister on my hand at the moment. Does it mean matango claimed me?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:10:48 2015 No.12885828

>>12884386
That action scene with the song were fucking perfect. Really fitting.

That said, Karen cheated again, a war is probably on now and it looks like the MC is getting more and more ready to fully start cheating with Liz.

Everything is going to hell. And i'm heavily suspecting that Liz is either going to catch a bullet hunting the others, or gets ends up dying to Karen.

How many chapters do you expect that this story will get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:11:31 2015 No.12885831 >>12885807 >Semen Deprivation for monstergirls How would a guy with low libido survive in a world like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:11:43 2015 No.12885833 >>12885826 Yes. Just to be safe, we'll need to amputate everything below the eyebrows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:12:18 2015 No.12885836 >>12885601 Yeah sorry about that, I stayed up late and was too tired to look it over, I just wanted to get it done and out. From now on, I'll proofread as I write

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:12:23 2015 No.12885837

>>12885818
Indeed.

>>12885822
>Jizz-junkies, buying used condoms like it was meth.
This reminds me of something talked about earlier in the thread. After the translation of a new MGE article, "Sticky Mushroom", revealed that said mushroom can be used to make semen "Sticky" and its effects on an MGs body long-lasting (One cum-shot satisfying up to a week, based on quality of the mushroom consumed), someone posted the idea of a Holsty milking her husband for his stickified-cum, and then reselling it to single MGs much as her milk is.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:13:56 2015 No.12885841

>>12885823
I'm forcing nothing, all I want is the possibility of discussion on MGs who you can dick without having to waifu, YOU with your "no sluts allowed" are the ones forcing your tastes on everyone. I haven't been trying to get NTR in or something like that. Put down the jeaolosy. And clearly there's interest, so fuck you, I'm not gonna shut up because you don't like it, Im neither contradicting canon nor breaking any rules.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:13:58 2015 No.12885842 >>12885837 That was me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:14:41 2015 No.12885844 >>12885831 After being infused with MAMONO MANA from his first sex with MG his libido will skyrocket

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:14:59 2015 No.12885845

>>12885836
Good policy.

Personally I write in (Infrequent) sessions, getting a bit more done each time. At the start of each session, I re-read, proof, and re-write what I've already written, helping to correct and improve grammar, flow, and detailing.

Yes I'm ungodly slow when it comes to writing. Or anything really.
Personally, I don't mind you crankin' 'em out with minimal first-draft proofing. The tale reviles yet intrigues me so, it leaves me anxious to read what comes next each time I finish a chapter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:16:00 2015 No.12885848 >>12885842 Do you have a used-condom-drinking or gokkun fetish or something? If so, good taste, shit be hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:16:18 2015 No.12885849 >>12885841 Stop strawmanning too. We don't hate women with experience, a good number of us like milfs for fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:17:21 2015 No.12885850 >>12885848 Yeah, it's fucked up but hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:17:23 2015 No.12885851 >>12885849 >milfs Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:17:34 2015 No.12885852 >>12885841 >>12885849 You two realize you seem to have both come around to the same point of "Individual monsters vary in individual activities", and are now just arguing for the sake of arguing with no actual point, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:17:41 2015 No.12885854 Would monsters even take depression seriously? Or would they think depressed men/men who commit suicide are weak and unworthy of mating?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:18:38 2015 No.12885857 >>12885850 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=813246 Like I said, shit be hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:18:56 2015 No.12885858 >>12885854 Considering depression is an actual disease/illness, why wouldn't they? Monstergirls get depressed too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:19:02 2015 No.12885860 >>12885852 I'm stopping the argument and going to talk about scaly tails instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:19:26 2015 No.12885862 >>12885854 >men who commit suicide are weak and unworthy of mating? Yes

>>	Maritan Wed Jan 7 17:19:36 2015 No.12885863 >>12885806 Yeah. Mostly things like devils, dark angels and angels technically. Holstaurus are pretty tame about it and eat other foods. Slimes are just any bodily liquid in general.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:19:44 2015 No.12885864 >>12885854 I assume that if they're capable of comprehending illness, they'll be able to understand. It's not like they have the intelligence of animals. Mostly.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:20:11 2015 No.12885865

>>12885854
>Insert "It would probably vary with the MG" here.

Anyway, I think most of 'em would think it a waste, and would try to save him and convince him he can be loved and happy.

I'm sure some, like say Dragons, would think more like what you said.
Though even then, if they were more personally acquainted with the guy, they might swoop in and stop him from jumping off a bridge or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:20:15 2015 No.12885866 File: 235 KB, 316x322, Snacks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885850 Perv. Yes yes, I'll delete it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:21:26 2015 No.12885867 >>12885849 You are either new or baiting, because any woman who has had more than one dick is used goods and worthless to these people. It wouldn't even matter if she was raped, she no good. http://imgur.com/zgZu7kO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:22:15 2015 No.12885869 Reminder that best monster girls are muscular, tall monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:22:19 2015 No.12885870 >>12885867 We're not on /a/ anymore, you soggy crumpet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:22:46 2015 No.12885871 >>12885867 If she wants/thinks about the D of her future husbando she is not a slut If get got dick she is a slut though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:22:57 2015 No.12885872 >>12885867 Quit trying to instigate it further.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:23:18 2015 No.12885874 >>12885869 Reminder that best monster girls are small, slender, huggable monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:23:19 2015 No.12885875 >>12885831 Back in the day, some guy on /d/ found the perfect combination of supplements, allowing you to cum like a hentai protagonist Maybe that would help?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:23:31 2015 No.12885877 >>12885858 >>12885864 >>12885865 Yeah, I doubt that. They'd probably care more about getting their husband than someone they knew committing suicide.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:23:39 2015 No.12885878 >>12885854 Here we go again... ...but I hope that I find one who does.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:23:42 2015 No.12885879

>>12885822
Just a little expounding while I'm on the subject; I've thought up a "White Market" that manages to combine human and drug trafficking, forcibly ejaculating men into double-digit numbers of condoms for trade on the street to destitute MGs that need their fix. Naturally there's guys looking to get in on this intentionally, beating themselves off as a secondary form of income. It wouldn't be uncommon to have a cartel of NEETs who masturbate around the clock and peddle their spunk for living expenses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:24:05 2015 No.12885881 >>12885854 Probably the more fighty ones, like salamander and hinemizu and ogres.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:24:13 2015 No.12885882 >>12885869 Mein neger. Damn straight they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:24:21 2015 No.12885883 >>12885875 /d/ makes fantasy reality? More often than you think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:24:44 2015 No.12885885 >>12885877 What if the one committing suicide was the one they wanted as their husbando though?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:25:27 2015 No.12885888

Aren't there those weird spirit energy pills made for monster girls that need spirit energy to survive or want it? Can't we all just get along and agree that everyone has their own personal taste and that the encyclopedia entries are not set in stone? Can't everyone have their own little KC approved hugbox?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:25:48 2015 No.12885889 >>12885870 Doesn't matter, almost all of us are ex-/a/. You think values changed because we were moved to a different board. >>12885871 Thanks for proving my point. >>12885872 Don't like it, stay out of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:25:49 2015 No.12885890 >>12885867 >milf >taking care of another men's children like a betamax >think you are a "real man" who take responsibility Keks were had

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:26:09 2015 No.12885891 >>12885888 Yes. But it won't stop them from arguing about them here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:26:18 2015 No.12885892 >>12885885 They'd just look for another. There's a lot of men in the world anon, one dying doesn't mean he's the only one she would want/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:27:10 2015 No.12885894 >>12885892 >If you kill yourself, your waifu will just find another guy. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:28:24 2015 No.12885897 >>12885894 Planet Earth, a place where "soulmates" are easily replaced.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:28:39 2015 No.12885898 >>12885889 >Uh oh, the fight's dying down >Better go to the other side and start it up again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:29:13 2015 No.12885900 >>12885890 Not once has that been mentioned, you're paranoid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:29:26 2015 No.12885901 >>12885897 Among humans, maybe.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:29:27 2015 No.12885902

Here's some food for thought /mgt/.

The Universe is thought to quite possibly be infinite. Within that infinite scope, human imagination would likely be, by comparison, quite limited. Therefore, odds are, everything that the human mind can conceive of as "Fiction" is likely occurring somewhere out there in the universe.

Therefore, somewhere out in space, is your perfect MG Waifu. She exists. One of you will die before you even come within an Eon of even being able to contemplate encountering each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:29:59 2015 No.12885905 >>12885894 "Proud-to-be-slut" facebook group? Because judjing from the people defeding sluts, they are from there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:30:59 2015 No.12885906 >>12885900 Are you retarded? Milf is literally means "MOTHER I would like to fuck" meaning she already has a child

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:31:52 2015 No.12885908 >>12885905 I think it's pronounced "Sex positive". Feminist nonsense if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:31:53 2015 No.12885909 >>12885898 >I want the argument to end, so I'll keep replying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:32:05 2015 No.12885911 >>12885906 Not him but wanting to fuck someone and wanting to raise their child are not the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:32:06 2015 No.12885912 >>12885902 >one More like all of us, face it anon even if they were on earth they wouldn't love a single one of us.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:32:31 2015 No.12885913

>>12885902
Unless one were to learn Astral Projection, then you'd be on a plane where beings from other dimensions gather. Sex is possible on the astral plane as well

Just uh, be wary of demons, succubi, and such. Sure, there are some benevolent ones out there, bit the malevolent ones more than earned their rep

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:33:01 2015 No.12885914 >>12885906 We are not talking about milfs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:33:40 2015 No.12885915 >>12885913 I put my trust in Wurmholes. No distance can keep a Wurm away from her hubby, and that hole in reality can then be used by others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:33:45 2015 No.12885916 >>12885912 >One >Of us I meant one of you, you or your waifu out in space. Obviously it applies to all of us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:34:21 2015 No.12885917 >>12885912 Dump on yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:35:09 2015 No.12885920 >>12885917 How bout you buy me a gun so I can shoot myself?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:35:45 2015 No.12885922 >>12885915 Yeah, but how long until such a wormhole is discovered? Or more realisticly, disclosed to the public? Where as with astral projection you can start practicing that shit now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:37:04 2015 No.12885925 >>12885922 >wormhole I said Wurmhole. Wurm punches air, hole opens from there to where her hubby is. Ain't nobody gonna find it if they don't know to look for it. Astral projection is just your imagination.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:38:18 2015 No.12885930 >>12885804 You are a good man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:38:41 2015 No.12885931 >>12885920 That does nothing for me. If you want to die, take care of it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:39:33 2015 No.12885933 >>12885888 >>12885854 What happens when a Monstergirl finds a man she likes, proactively dates him, but doesn't feel his spirit energy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:40:21 2015 No.12885935 >>12885931 Yeah but if you do you can have the satisfaction knowing you eradicated a stupid piece of shit like me and be thanked by every anon in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:40:31 2015 No.12885938 >>12885911 So you just want to fuck and throw away single moms? That's cool actually. Unless when you live in one of that retarded places where fuck/go out with milf means adopt her children

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:42:24 2015 No.12885942 >>12885912 True No something-worthy person would dwell 4chan, /jp/ mg thread to be wrose

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:43:34 2015 No.12885944 >>12885933 >likes >doesn't feel Impossible They feel his spirit energy at first, and depending on that they like/don't like a guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:43:48 2015 No.12885946 >>12885935 Bro, this isn't the place to talk about your depression. Best advice I can give you? Find what makes you happy and don't let go, so long as you're not hurting anybody. You're not gonna find it in front of the computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:44:49 2015 No.12885948 >>12885933 >>12885854 To the local lich it is! Depression is an actual ilness, so a lich will surely have a cure for it. Alterantively DE. It's demonic energy, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>	JAWF Wed Jan 7 17:45:38 2015 No.12885951 >>12885828 >>12885828 I honestly don't know, but it will come to an end and it will end when MCnon's torturer's are dead. Maybe a little more than that to wrap up loose ends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:46:12 2015 No.12885953 File: 574 KB, 1029x1920, 1415072934655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon, in my office please. Now.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:46:14 2015 No.12885954

>>12885925
>I said Wurmhole. Wurm punches air, hole opens from there to where her hubby is. Ain't nobody gonna find it if they don't know to look for it.

Well that's fine and dandy, but I know there are some anons like myself who don't want to sit around and wait

>Astral projection is just your imagination.

I'm just going to agree to disagree, cause I'd rather not shit up the thread with a pointless argument on perception, and I'm sure you don't want to be dragged into that either.

Anyway, I view astral projection as the next step after lucid dreaming, from antisocial to social! so if it brings an anon closer to their monster girl friend or waifu in some fashion, well, more power to them

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:46:55 2015 No.12885955

>>12885938
>fuck/go out with milf means adopt her children

Oh, you mean like in the USA?

>Equitable parent. The law has changed a great deal in the last decade, and now in quite a few states, a spouse who is not a legal parent (biological or adoptive) may be granted custody or visitation under the notion of equitable parent. Courts apply this concept when a spouse and child have a close relationship and consider themselves parent and child or where the biological parent encouraged this relationship. If the court grants an equitable parent custody or visitation, then the parent will also be required to pay child support. This type of parentage decision occurs frequently in cases where same-sex couples are parenting together.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:47:17 2015 No.12885959

Y'know what helps me with my depression?

Whenever I start to get really down on myself, thinking shit like the world would be a better place without me, my friends and family would be happier, all that shit. When I think like that, I mentally smack myself (sometimes physically too for good measure), and think that somewhere out there, there's a girl who's perfect for me. Someone who is the kind of person I'd genuinely want to spend my life side by side with. But I'm never going to meet her if I'm a depressed little shit who doesn't pull himself along to the next day. Doesn't try to get better each day. And I feel better. For a while anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:47:27 2015 No.12885960 >>12885953 I didn't do it! >>12885954 >actually being serious about the astral projection shit Oh the horror.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:47:48 2015 No.12885961 >>12885946 >thinking depressed people deserve happiness >2015 You're allowing the weak to hold on to something, don't do that anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:47:57 2015 No.12885962 >>12885953 Unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:48:35 2015 No.12885963 >>12885879 I suspect that to be a serious problem in MGC. I can imagine the police raids trying to bust some group of underground neets producing sperm using sticky mushrooms which they can sell later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1GJO5n7wxM

JAWF Wed Jan 7 17:49:59 2015 No.12885967

>>12885845
>>12885845

That and I'm very impatient as well. After 20 pages I lose interested in proofreading because I'm usually in a skype call and listening to my friends dick around in space engineers or something.

I should just hire someone to proofread them for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:50:16 2015 No.12885969 >>12885953 She looks like a botox queen.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:50:51 2015 No.12885970

>>12885948
Why is it that whenever I imagine a monstergirl with a depressed husbando, I imagine her fretting over him and showering him with love and affection regardless of what her race is?
Like an Amazon or Ushi-Oni finds out their husbando has depression and they go out of their way to be affectionate and gentle with them.
Why is it so cute to imagine a monstergirl who believes that every smile her husband gives her is more valuable than a precious gem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:51:40 2015 No.12885973 >>12885953 >That face This picture will never cease to make me vomit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:52:24 2015 No.12885975 >>12885902 If multiple dimensions exist there would be an infinite of different dimensions. So yes somewhere out there monstergirls exist. Not just MGE, but also a seperate dimension for every anons headcanon. Infinity is a powerfull thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:52:57 2015 No.12885976 >>12885967 >Impatience I know that feel well. Also, I wanna try Space Engineers. Seems like fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:53:58 2015 No.12885979 >>12885975 Indeed it is, but I thought I'd constrain thought just to THIS Universe. Y'know, for extra "Just within reach!" suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:54:05 2015 No.12885980 >>12885970 >amazon ushi oni http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlRnx7wz0Q0

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:58:20 2015 No.12885991

>>12885969
>>12885973
>not wanting those dick sucking lips around your dick
>not hearing her gag everytime you thrust it all the way down her throat while using her horns as handlebars
>not wanting her to bessiting in a puddle of tears and cum by the time you're done

It's okay, I'll take the hit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:58:29 2015 No.12885992 >>12885970 Because every single monstergirl truly cares and loves their husband. He is the most important thing in the world to them. An unhappy husband is an unhappy monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 17:58:35 2015 No.12885993 >>12885970 >Why is it so cute to imagine a monstergirl who believes that every smile her husband gives her is more valuable than a precious gem? Because that's the point of monster girls for some of us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:01:07 2015 No.12885995 >>12885991 I love Succubutts, I just don't like seeing them with butterfaces.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:03:05 2015 No.12885999

>>12885992
>>12885970
I can see a Dragon having this mentality eventually.

>Dragon with a camera
>Takes constant snapshots of her husband smiling
>Hangs them in her treasure trove.
>He is her greatest treasure, and his smiles are the sparkles that light up her world.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:03:19 2015 No.12886000

>>12885979
Hey but who knows, there's an infinite of dimensions, an infinite of parallel earths. And who knows we might find a way to reach these places before we discover FTL. Or alternatively a different plane might find us first.
For all we know a giant portal might open tommorow.

But we do know that we won't discover FTL travel within our lifetimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:03:46 2015 No.12886001 >>12885995 As many times as people have called that picture butterface, I just don't see it. I think she's attractive and those lips are amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:04:54 2015 No.12886003 >>12885992 An unhappy husband means he isn't getting the Vag/Ass/TailP enough from her. At least based on her logic. That said, I agree with you.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:05:09 2015 No.12886004

>>12886000
>We won't discover FTL Travel within our lifetimes.
But anon that's wrong. There are several currently working theories for FTL Travel, which have been proved to work theoretically.

The problem with all of them is this. They are ungodly expensive to produce and use with current technology and means of production.

Whether we will be able to create inexpensive means of FTL Travel within our lifetimes, I'd say it remains up in the air. But then I'm an optimist when it comes to such things.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:08:12 2015 No.12886011

>>12886004
>first space exploration missions are profit-oriented
>explore oil planet, coal planet and iron planet
>waifu planet remains unknown, and thousands of years later, when /mgg/ kickstarts a spaceships to it they discover its star died long ago and now the demon lord and all MGs have perished

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:09:36 2015 No.12886015 >>12885959 >that somewhere out there, there's a girl who's perfect for me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH You can't get can any more self-deluded that that. Your death will be a breather for the whole world. Like mine death actually but I don't give a fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:10:07 2015 No.12886018 >>12885995 >butterface I don't see it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:11:37 2015 No.12886020 >>12886011 >Iron planet But we already live on one of those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:11:50 2015 No.12886022 >>12885999 Sounds similar to those dads who take constant pictures and videos of everything their kids does ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:11:58 2015 No.12886023 >>12886015 Only you can make yourself happy, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:12:59 2015 No.12886028 >>12886011 >Spoiler Yup. That's about the crux of the suffering I was getting at earlier. We'll forever be too slow. Missing out on what the universe has to offer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:14:45 2015 No.12886032 >>12885967 I'll proofread for pennies, if you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:14:57 2015 No.12886034 >>12886018 Chalk it up to that whole 'eye of the beholder' thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:15:16 2015 No.12886035 >>12886011 >waifu planet remains unknown Like sex doesn't make the world go round.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:17:12 2015 No.12886040

>>12886028
>Half the super amazing things in the universe have already dissapeared because man was too slow to discover them
This is my greatest sadness about when we finally perfect space exploration. Most of the stuff we'll find are of ancient civilizations

>>	JAWF Wed Jan 7 18:17:48 2015 No.12886042 >>12885976 Its a good game if you dont mind the tediousness of Minecraft with an extra injection of tediousness IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:17:49 2015 No.12886043 >>12886035 >>12886011 If it were ever discovered, it would be nuked to high heaven due to protests over inter-species relationships (read: bestiality). Either that, or they would be 'educated' about how they don't need no man to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:19:59 2015 No.12886048 >>12886040 At least we have knowledge of exoplanets, right? ;_; >All of those Earth-like exoplanets with probable alien life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:22:42 2015 No.12886052 >>12886048 >With probable alien life >We finally create a way to reach these planets >The whole planet is covered in flora >All the sentient alien species have died out already because man was too slow

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:23:58 2015 No.12886054

>>12886040
>>12886048
Though, then again, Earthlings are making the strides to escape the confines of Earth, and it's inevitable destruction as our sun ages.

One would think that other civilizations and species would do the same. There is no greater fuel for development than the desire to escape death. We may not find them on their home world, but they may still be out there, wandering.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:26:07 2015 No.12886060

>>12886043
>Nuking a planet of spiritual beings and ghosts

Oh yeah, no, that'll work out just fine. Nothing at all like this: http://www.viruscomix.com/sexstop.jpg

>>12886048
Well, there's always some small hope. Did you read about the Kepler telescope in the news today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:28:09 2015 No.12886066 >>12886060 Ooh, so they've discovered an Earth-like exoplanet that's even more Earth-like than the Earth-like exoplanets we already know about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:30:10 2015 No.12886071 >people thinking we aren't alone >people thinking their waifu will love them Pfft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:30:47 2015 No.12886073 Uh oh! Junko has ate tonight's taco casserole after convincing your parents to let her into the house and letting her stay there as a pet! What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:32:28 2015 No.12886076 >>12886066 Yep. Kepler-438b. Or, as it'll likely be named in 2017: Planet of the Elves >>12886073 >parents But I live painfully alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:32:33 2015 No.12886077 >>12886073 I thank her, and order a pizza while telling my parents I did it. I hate casserole

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:33:24 2015 No.12886080 >>12886073 Casserole a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:34:45 2015 No.12886083 >>12886077 >pizza Good god, are you trying to woo her before she's even taken a bath?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:34:50 2015 No.12886084 >>12886052 But anon, what if it's the other way around? What if we were the first species in existence to make it this far? We're getting derailed pretty hard here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:35:13 2015 No.12886085 >>12886073 Tell her it's fine. If you're hungry, you're hungry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:36:37 2015 No.12886087 >>12886077 >>12886080 >hating on taco casserole Niiga. You. Wot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:37:09 2015 No.12886088 >>12886084 Anon, the universe is a massive place. There's probably at least a couple species out there that have advanced probably beyond us by now. But, finding a primitive race is pretty interesting We always derail, but I guess we should stop

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:37:18 2015 No.12886089 >>12886076 >Planet of the Elves >Likely rocky surface >If life-supporting atmosphere, temperatures of about 60 degrees Celsius Seems more like a reptile-world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:38:25 2015 No.12886092 >>12886089 That's because the elves are hiding in the underground forests.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:38:30 2015 No.12886094

>>12885959

>thinking shit like the world would be a better place without me, my friends and family would be happier

I think the opposite, I don't know if I can call it depression, but I believe that the society I live in is a horrible place, and that makes me feel down. Everyday I see people do disgusting things, be it in the news, the internet, or even outside.

Crime, pseudo-feminist, corruption, real life NTR, lack of values and/or humility, and so on. I'm talking about all kinds of things that makes the world around me a shithole.

What makes me sad is that, even if there IS a girl who's perfect for me out there, who is loyal, pure, and not some whore who can only think about dicks or money, I'll most likely never find her in my lifetime no matter how long I search or wait, she's forever lost among the hundreds of thousands of disgusting strangers out there, never to be found, like a needle in a haystack. Nothing is sacred or pure, not anymore, at least.

What makes me angry is the fact that I, despite thankfully refusing to be part of this world filled with hedonistic consumerism and needless depravity, would most likely get strange looks from people because I don't like modern day's popular music, don't waste my money the latest gadgets companies shit out yearls, or don't follow the latest fashion trends.

But then I thought to myself: "You know what? Fuck this shit, I'm not changing. I'm here, I'm alive, and they're gonna have to deal with me."

tl:dr: It's not your fault the world is shit, Anon, don't feel down. The world might not be better without you, but since you're here, make damn sure you're not here to be fucked around with.

But none of this is monstergirls, right? I'll just stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:39:03 2015 No.12886096 >>12886083 Maybe I am!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:40:06 2015 No.12886104 >>12886092 >Implying that's the case >Implying that the truth is the P'Orcs own the surface, and the Elves live underground in their forest Labyrinth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:40:47 2015 No.12886108 >>12886096 >filthy dirty sloppy sex with a Jinko who has pizza grease and cheese on her face I am intrigued

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:43:06 2015 No.12886115

>>12886094
Ah. When it comes to that kind of thinking, my main thought is, "I'll leave and be done with it, eventually."

I can't say I'm some saint who avoids all marks of modern hedonism and capitalism. I like video games, I enjoy music of almost all kinds constantly, watch movies, buy toys, models, waste my money on frivolities.

But when it comes to the ills of society at large, the awful things that just drag us all down with their shit, my main thought is that someday, I'd simply like to be rid of them.

Not kill them off or suffocate their ideologies, no. That's an impossible dream. But rather, someday, I'd like to go up into space. I'd like to be part of the fraction of humanity who decides to take the plunge into the depths of space. I'd like to help us get there. And I'd like to leave all the crap of "Humanity" behind in the process.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:44:11 2015 No.12886118 >>12886108 >implying She'd /ss/ me in the bath tub

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:44:56 2015 No.12886120 >>12886073 >taco casserole The fuck is that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:45:48 2015 No.12886124 >>12886004 I hope you are right then, as a pessimist I doubt that we will archieve such things anytime soon. Looking at the way the world currently is. The only problem will be to find planet waifu. But I guess thats a quest for the next generation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:46:38 2015 No.12886125 >>12886118 >Junko gets in bath tub >scrub >scrub >scrub >Comes out sparkly clean and smelling nice >The bath water is blacker than Wesley Snpes and has numerous dead flies in it >"...Those were there before I got in it..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:48:32 2015 No.12886128 >>12886073 It's fine, i'll make another. Heck i'll make two more to make absolutely sure she ate enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:49:14 2015 No.12886133 >>12886125 >Every body wash was used in the making of this shiny and clean Junko

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:50:31 2015 No.12886136 >>12886133 >You have to explain to your parents where the wash went >"It's for a school project!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:52:53 2015 No.12886140 >>12886125 Fine, then she gets to share my bed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:52:54 2015 No.12886141 >>12886136 >So you had to use all of them? >"I-It was do or die!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:53:03 2015 No.12886142 >>12886125 >Dry her up with a towel, scrubbing her fur and hair so much that it becomes all messy >Wrap the towel across her upper back and under her armpits when done Imagine the smile on her face when feeling truly clean after so long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:55:02 2015 No.12886144 >>12886140 >>12886142 >She curls up on your bed like a lazy cat >You try to push her over so you can get on but she keeps rolling back into place >You can hear faint chuffing

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:56:52 2015 No.12886155

>>12886144
>You're forced to sleep on the couch
>You wake up in the morning to check on her
>Your sheets are ripped and torn here and there, and there's fluff all over the place
>But she seems to be sound asleep
>Good thing you didn't try to sleep with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:57:55 2015 No.12886158 >>12885951 Like it so far. Good mix of action and drama. Can't wait for the next one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:59:01 2015 No.12886162 >>12886155 >She's hugging your pillow with all her might >Its insides pour out >Parents walk in out of nowhere and see what's going on >"Uhh...."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 18:59:54 2015 No.12886166 >>12886162 >'It's fiiiine, don't worry about it"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:01:39 2015 No.12886173 >>12886162 They will understand. They have been to enough parent-meetings to know who junko is. He'll perhaps they might even let her use the guest room and help her find a job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:03:26 2015 No.12886175 >>12886162 >"S-She just had a bad dream, t'is all." >She's now munching on the tip of your pillow, getting drool all over >Her claws are slicing open gashes into it, basically gutting it >But she seems to be in pure bliss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:03:54 2015 No.12886180 >>12886173 >Junko practically becomes a member of the family after a while >In 14 years she legally becomes on when marrying Selfinsert-kun/Jimmy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:06:35 2015 No.12886186 >>12886144 >>12886155 >>12886162 >Auntie Junko lets you sleep on her abs while leglocking you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:08:12 2015 No.12886189 What would a MG prison be like,and how bad would it be to be a male Prison Guard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:08:30 2015 No.12886190 >>12886186 >Seems like a good idea, and the way she's blushing makes your kokoro go doki doki >Decide to try it out and see what happens >You wake up in the hospital the next morning

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:09:27 2015 No.12886195 >>12886186 >"Auntie Junko's abs are so comfortable! And her paws are so soft!"

>>	JAWF Wed Jan 7 19:11:32 2015 No.12886202 >>12886158 Your welcome sir , and the rest of my readers. All I aim is to make something enjoyable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:11:56 2015 No.12886203 >>12886189 You mean a prison for MGs with human guards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:13:27 2015 No.12886207 >>12886202 I question whether I'm "Enjoying it", but I keep coming back for chapter after chapter, reading the next one as soon as I see it's been posted, so that's something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:17:36 2015 No.12886217 >>12886186 Lewd.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:19:04 2015 No.12886222

>>12886189

>MG prison be like

I think it'd be full of girls like this: http://i.imgur.com/RspZFXB.jpg

Muscly or not, they'd be cocky and intimidating.

I wonder what they would do to male prisoners, though, would they hug and cuddle the shit out of them until they're mindbroken or just beat them up because they're, you know, criminals?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:19:25 2015 No.12886223 >>12886217 >"A-Auntie Junko, my fireman feels funny when you hold me like that..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:21:05 2015 No.12886225 >>12886189 >male prison guard >In a mg prison that will probably be full of Ushi-Onis, Onis and Hellhounds What could go wrong? Nah they would use other monster girls as guards.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:24:01 2015 No.12886230

>You will never be an innocent shota out catching bugs with your friend
>You will never be approached by a Manticore, who offers to show you an interestingly fragrant lotus flower she's seen
>Your friend will never remind you that your parents always told you about not talking to strangers
>You will never disregard him and follow her
>You will never spend a hot, sticky summer afternoon being turned into her boyslut, ending with your smaller body ramrodding into her fleshly pussy as she hugs your face close to her mane
>She will never croon how you belong to her in mind and heart now, letting out a contented sigh as you jettison a fourth load into her pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:24:20 2015 No.12886231 >>12886217 >>12886223 I can't think of any clever, lewd reply to these, but I just wanna say that I'm rock hard right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:26:38 2015 No.12886238 >>12886230 I've got a stiffy that could break marble.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:27:53 2015 No.12886240 >>12886230 >kidnapping the shota I hope she's ready for life on the run, ending with her bleeding out on the street for finding herself at the wrong end of a salvo of bullets.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:29:50 2015 No.12886247

>>12886231
>"Fine, I'll help take care of it. Hold still."
>She then reaches down into his pants and rips his dick off, which splits him down the middle and turns him into a blood fountain
>If you wish to see further, download the latest expansion of MGK on Steam

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:30:43 2015 No.12886249

>>12886222
>Be one of the rare men to be sent to MGC penitentiary
>Even the Weresheep and Dormice there act hard as fuck
>First day in, get surrounded in the commons area
>"Oooh, a man! We don't get many of you in here, and a girl gets so lonely. Don't worry, we'll take good care of you..."
>I AM NOBODY'S BITCH! YOU, ARE MINE!
>They pounce at you, and you start dodging while grabbing their hands/paws/claws and intertwining your fingers with them for a moment
>This goes on for about 10 minutes, by the time the guards finally show up, you're standing in front of a pile of blushing, panting monster girls
>You get put in solitary for such horrible behavior
>When you get out they're all waiting for you, some of them are fidgeting like drug addicts who need their fix
>One of them steps forward, stares at her feet and mumbles out a "D-d-do you maybe want to c-cuddle with us?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:31:34 2015 No.12886254 >>12886247 Why? When my 21st was at his happiest, you killed him.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:32:08 2015 No.12886256

>>12886230
Oh come on Anon, that could've been more erotic
Like she'd show him the super special flower within a bush of others, which would obviously be her tail by she's hid it until now. Then she's describe everything to the little shota that was captivated about it, even going out of her way to say it was her that grew such a beautiful flower
Then, she'd give her permission to touch it, describing every part he touched while stifling moans of ecstasy, telling him specifically not to tough the "thorns" as they're "poisonous"
Then he'd slowly pry open the flower to look into its honeypot, which she'd say that the "nectar" is edible, panting and covering her mouth so she doesn't pounce him there as he licks off the "nectar from his finger
Then he'd go in for some more, his little fingers touching every side, every nerve, licking more and more off his fingers, the Manticore blushing and panting, trying not to rub herself there
And then she'd cum as hard as she could, drenching his face in "nectar" which she'd say, through tired breaths "is a result of too must stimu- or, lacking of nectar within. Because it has to be constantly lubricated"

You must learn to take advantage of innocence

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:33:00 2015 No.12886259 >>12886254 Because the expansion is needed to see the actual scene and not the bad ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:35:20 2015 No.12886263 >>12886256 Yessss. >>12886259 Fuck you, they did that with Asuras Wraths ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:35:30 2015 No.12886264 >>12886249 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:38:37 2015 No.12886268 >>12886249 >2 weeks later >everyone in cell block C is pregnant >even the guards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:42:48 2015 No.12886274 >>12886268 Mission fucking accomplished. Time for the other cell blocks.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:43:05 2015 No.12886275

>>12886268
>Cell block C is know to be owned by a crazed Incubus and his massive harem
>This births the men and Mamono go to different prisons rule
>The government is afraid he might try and overthrow the prison, or make a jailbreak
>But he doesn't.
>His only demands: Nobody is allowed to enter Cellblock C and extend my sentence to life
>Oh, and send in some contractors for renovations

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:44:10 2015 No.12886279 >>12886203 Ya

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:44:31 2015 No.12886280 >>12886275 >life What did you do?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:46:14 2015 No.12886282

>>12886280
He meant extend it to life. Whatever his previous sentence was, he wants it to be extended to life imprisonment
That's what the contractors are for. If you're going to spend the rest of your life in prison with your MG harem, better live in style and comfort

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:47:20 2015 No.12886286 >>12886263 >Asura's Wrath I think that's the joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:48:21 2015 No.12886287 >>12886282 >Pimping out a prison into a badass mansion for you and your harem That actually sounds kinda cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:50:02 2015 No.12886292 >>12886287 >Goes out of his way to rename Cellblock C to Anon's Estate Living in style

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:52:37 2015 No.12886294 Your Lizardman daughteru says she wants to be just like TG Cid in FFTactics. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:54:07 2015 No.12886298 >>12886294 Tell her to play good games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:55:53 2015 No.12886300 >>12886298 It's not a good as it could have been if there weren't balls-to-ass retarded demons and shit, but it was certainly enjoyable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:57:28 2015 No.12886303 >>12886294 She should find a different Final Fantasy character to look up to, like Auron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 19:59:49 2015 No.12886309 >>12886294 My daughter wants to be Cidolfas Orlandeau? I'm perfectly fine with that, in fact, i'm actually overjoyed because that means she'll be stupidly overpowered with EXCALIBUR.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:00:50 2015 No.12886312

>>12886249

>Be sent to MGC penitentiary
>Due to lack of empty cellsb you're put in the same cell as the girl from >>12886222
>"Oh my, what do we have here? I think I just hit jackpot."
>Other monstergirls make a ruckus in their own cells all around the facility
>Some cheer her on, others calling her names out of envy
>She gets up from her bunk bed and walks up to you, confident and bold
>She leans in and whisper into your ear:
>"You're taking the top bunk, sugar. We're gonna have a lot of fun soon."
>Other monstergirls almost go crazy if it weren't for the guards, who ordered them to quiet down

1/2

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:01:38 2015 No.12886313

>>12886303
>Not looking up to TG Cid
>A man who has all sword skills, from the all powerful lightning stab, to the very useless hellcry punch and shellbust stab, to even night and dark swords to keep him going and fully healed
>A man who has ZERO trouble against the Hydra/Hyudra/Tiamat family due to his raw attack stat
Auron's cool too, though. Only character in 10 I liked.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:02:13 2015 No.12886314

>>12886312

>Sometime later, it's time to sleep
>One by one, the prison's lights are shut down with loud clicks
>You're on the top bunk, waiting for the inevitable to happen
>Hours pass into the quiet night, nothing
>Just as you begin to doze off, a sudden whisper reaches your ears
>"...Hey...you awake?"
>Opening your eyes in bewilderment and looking to your side, you see her spying on you from the side of your bed
>Her confident expression is nowhere to be seen, being replaced with one of uncertainty
>"I, uh... you... got room for one more... in your bunk?"
>You just stare at her for a couple of seconds, confused as fuck
>"G-God dammit, kid, d-don't make me repeat myself! You want a knuckle sandwich or something?!"
>You try to ask her why she wants to sleep in the same bed
>"D-Don't ask questions, kid, j-just move over already!"
>You eventually concede, making room for her on your bed by rolling to the side
>With your back turned to her, you listen to her movements as she climbs up on your bunk and slowly lies down next to you without making any noise
>A few minutes of silence later, you feel one of her arms gently wrap around your waist from behind, as she shoves her face into your upper back
>You open your mouth as to say something, only to be interrupted by her just as you're about to ask
>"If you t-tell this to anyone, I-I'll beat you senseless..."
>This is the last thing she says the entire night, as she pulls you into a tighter embrace
>You spend the rest of the night wide awake, fearing for your pelvis, as you are sure she's gonna rape you at any moment
>But she never does

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:03:28 2015 No.12886317 >>12886309 She'd be even more overpowered due to being a woman. They can equip ribbons and chantage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:04:21 2015 No.12886319 >>12886313 Auron was the only good FFX, so that's why he was a good guest character in the guilty pleasure to end all guilty pleasures, the Kingdom Hearts series.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:04:48 2015 No.12886321 >>12886314 That's adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:05:37 2015 No.12886324 >>12886314 hold her hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:05:39 2015 No.12886325 >>12885196 Can I get a picture of Charlie Day selling "Wyvern Mittens"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:05:55 2015 No.12886328 >>12886319 >KH Good god. Lizardmanpukingviolently.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:07:40 2015 No.12886334 >>12886328 You can't stop me from enjoying it Anon. You never will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:09:16 2015 No.12886339 >>12886334 I can't make you not enjoy it, but I can certainly give my daughteru an awkward answer when she points at you and asks, "What is that man playing".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:09:41 2015 No.12886341 >>12886339 Why is your daughteru in his house?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:09:45 2015 No.12886342 >>12886328 http://i.imgur.com/uALpUO9.png It's time for objectively the most human of the Lucavi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:10:45 2015 No.12886343 >>12886314 You gottta be squidding me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:13:12 2015 No.12886351 >>12886341 We're obviously standing outside his window, and my daughteru is looking through with her face pressed against the glass.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:15:21 2015 No.12886355

>>12886342
>Sister dies
>Get pissed and drunk
>Church comes to me
>"Wanna take over the world?"
>I accept
>I experience being a paladin for a short time before becoming a demon and dieing to a kid wearing spiked pauldrons who kept circling the room while shouting and kneeling repeatedly

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:15:22 2015 No.12886356 >>12886328 I like KH. Clown-shoes and all.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:16:28 2015 No.12886360

>>12882854
Set up a character page or something. It doesn't even need to be particularly descriptive. Just a species on the girls and a specialty on the men would be good enough for me to keep each character straight. This isn't a novel I can read in a single shot so the extra help is kinda necessary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:16:50 2015 No.12886361 >>12886355 The Gigas Belias I have been named, I am come.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:19:55 2015 No.12886367 >>12886361 >Gets two shot by summoners with forehead boners summoning Lich twice At least Ciela and Lettie were cool demon/assassin things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:21:22 2015 No.12886372 >>12886367 They were Succubi demon things. Whatever the fuck.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:23:50 2015 No.12886377

>>12886372
Still cool though.
>Shadow stitch
>does STOP with a 100% chance
>Stop Breath
>Death with a 100% chance
>That one stone skill I've never seen them use EVER
>That one charm skill that has a 100% chance of working
>Throwing that one lard ass off the roof of a castle with only one hand
>Deadly and bullshit units

>>	Maritan Wed Jan 7 20:25:26 2015 No.12886381 So the whole drawing an order type character gave me an idea. Are there any other characters or monsters people want to see that usually are never drawn or could be drawn more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:25:46 2015 No.12886382 >>12886377 To think, Sephiroth was banging them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:26:36 2015 No.12886383 >>12886381 Well, in the topic of Order, how about Valkyrie?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:27:12 2015 No.12886386 >>12886381 You could try drawing some characters from various other stories from here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:27:35 2015 No.12886388 >>12886381 Gnome

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:28:07 2015 No.12886392 >>12886381 I want to see an ex-Order, armoured Wight, post transformation. Armor is fucking rad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:28:33 2015 No.12886395 >>12886382 You mean Elmdor, the man feared as the "Silver Ogre" but gets overpowered by a bunch of half assed and starving thieves?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:29:56 2015 No.12886397 >>12886395 Yeah, Medieval Sephiroth. The same guy who turned into probably the shittiest Lucavi demon with a weird Zed shaped boner for knees. The one who the Corpse Brigade captured even though they were starving, diseased bandits.

>>	JAWF Wed Jan 7 20:30:13 2015 No.12886398 >>12886207 Then its just good enough to keep you coming back denouttaden

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:32:04 2015 No.12886402

>>12886397
At least Altima/Ultima looked like an angel.
A bloody angel, but you get the point.
>Get resurrected after so long
>Get killed twice by an old man with a beard, a man with an ascot, a woman with braided hair, a ninja, and an autistic man who wants to fuck his sister

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:33:05 2015 No.12886405 >>12886381 >monsters Angel/Dark Angel, Echidna, Kejourou, Valkyrie/Dark Vakyrie, Undine/Dark Undine >characters The MC from Rusalka

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:34:21 2015 No.12886410 >>12886402 >Ramza Beoulve >Wanting to fuck Alma That's not Delita and Teta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:34:25 2015 No.12886411 >>12886381 Sea bishop pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:35:47 2015 No.12886415 >>12886410 But it was so obvious he wanted to fuck Alma though. And then there's Beowulf, that ascot wearing Dragon waifu loving mother fucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:36:31 2015 No.12886416 >>12886415 Which was ironic given the way his namesake died. >TFW he's the only person with a canon MG wife in that game

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:36:38 2015 No.12886417 >>12886381 The world needs more drawings of the troll, and that one tentacle mg among others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:37:55 2015 No.12886421 >>12886381 Nightmare? Nightmare could use more artwork.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:37:58 2015 No.12886423 >>12886402 Ultima has the nasty habit of getting killed immediately after she's revived or summoned in the Ivalice games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:38:50 2015 No.12886425 >>12886416 >TFW you can't help but envy his ove for her and his willingness to search for her everywhere when she was turned into a dragon Truely, he is a great man who rapes Lucavi and turns men into chickens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:40:07 2015 No.12886427 >>12886423 Poor poor tight body suit wearing Ultima.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:40:13 2015 No.12886428 >>12886381 Ghouls always need more love, so does the March Hare As far as character's go, Craig and Farai from Alp's story Vertex are a cute pair

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:40:52 2015 No.12886432 >>12886381 That one mafia don alp who was classy and intimidating as shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:42:12 2015 No.12886434 >>12886428 March Hare and Wererabbits as a whole need more love

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:43:00 2015 No.12886435 >>12886432 The one from Meat and Metal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:43:38 2015 No.12886437 >miss /mgt/ for the day because real life business >catch up >slut slut slut >muh purity Sasuga anons, not even knowing what slut means, even when having had the same exact argument tons of times over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:44:14 2015 No.12886441 >>12886435 That's the one. >Bully who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:44:18 2015 No.12886442 >>12886381 The generic Werecat.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:49:49 2015 No.12886454

>>12886437
Aren't they a bunch of loveable scamps?

Y'know, the guys who misuse or re-term the word "Slut", and then also say that every girl who isn't a Pure Virgin who thinks "Sex" is a euphemism for "The Stork", is a slut?

They're adorable, ain't they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:51:19 2015 No.12886456 >>12886454 You're only inciting another argument, continue bo further.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:52:20 2015 No.12886459 >>12886456 I don't know what you mean by "bo" so I will continue as you have instructed.

Maritan Wed Jan 7 20:52:56 2015 No.12886461

>>12886381
>>12886383
>>12886386
>>12886388
>>12886392
>>12886405
>>12886411
>>12886417
>>12886421
>>12886428
>>12886432
>>12886434
>>12886435
>>12886442
Wow, that's a hell of a list, but noted for everything.
Once in a while, I may do sketches of those since I'm still busy with commissions.
>Mafia Don Alp
Haha, oh wow, that sounds hilarious yet awesome at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:53:47 2015 No.12886462 >>12886459 It's supposed to be "no", dingus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 20:59:00 2015 No.12886481 >>12886461 Try also giving the comedy related stories a chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:01:07 2015 No.12886488 >>12886481 AverageAnons, Punaldins, and DoIlooklikeawritefags stuff? Those are the the only who come to mind for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:03:17 2015 No.12886492 >>12886488 And others. There's also MGK, but who honestly thinks a good drawfag would actually draw that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:04:34 2015 No.12886495 >>12886492 Loen did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:06:01 2015 No.12886500 >>12886495 Loen is not a good drawfag. He's a godly drawfag, and he's more than we deserve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:07:41 2015 No.12886506 >>12886325 After we get a picture of him being hugged by monstergirl Otachi's tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:09:46 2015 No.12886510 >>12886461 You seem to have a lot of commissions to do. I wonder if I'll ever be able to catch you when you're available to take more? Either way, very cool of you to list down everyone's suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:10:12 2015 No.12886511 >>12886506 Or Yamata no Orochi girl with large overly japanese helmets with elements on them, and a Wurm as one of the heads that wears the Earth element helmet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:10:46 2015 No.12886514 >>12886488 >DoILookLikeAWriteFag's The Dragon and Anubis in his stories both deserve content.

Maritan Wed Jan 7 21:12:34 2015 No.12886518

>>12886481
Sure, I'll keep those in mind.
>>12886510
It's why I've been denying them as they keep coming.
I want to clear the list, then give everyone a fair chance.
No silly big queues and probably just 3 slots at a time from there on.
That should make things easier for everyone.

Also I spend a lot of time lurking the threads, I do see a lot of things that could be done, and never see the light of day, including when I lurk the MG tags on pixiv.
Some just don't seem to have what it takes to be popular, so I wana give it a shot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:13:23 2015 No.12886520 >"Daddy daddy, why can't I go with you to work? "

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:13:57 2015 No.12886521 >no qt kikimora to ntr me away from my shitty gf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:14:03 2015 No.12886522 Quick anons what's the best punching bag monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:14:47 2015 No.12886525 >>12886520 >'Because you must be this tall to come with me."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:15:06 2015 No.12886529 >>12886522 Humans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:15:15 2015 No.12886530 >>12886522 Canonically, P'Orcs are the most masochistic, followed closely by the Dormouse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:15:37 2015 No.12886531 >>12886522 Human girls.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:16:02 2015 No.12886535

>>12886518
That seems fair. Though how would you give everyone a "Fair chance" at the 3 slots at a time you plan to limit yourself to in the future?

And yeah. I've got a list of about a dozen image ideas that I'm planning to commission different artists for, once they're available anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:16:39 2015 No.12886536 >>12886522 Undine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:16:39 2015 No.12886537 >>12886518 >lurking the threads >You may have read my fairly bad stories This is embarrassing.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:16:59 2015 No.12886540

So I finally got around to watching School Days, as per the suggestions, but it wasn't that great. Maybe it gets so much hype for being 'Harem Bad End : The Anime' Becase honestly, it was too predictable the only twist was purple wasn't the one who killed him, but the other whore. That said, I'm glad best girl won. And holy fuck, were the character interactions unrealistic as fuck. I thought plot armour was for conveniently winning fights, not conveniently falling into pussy. It was literally thrown at him for no reason, other than to get across the point that he sleeps around.

The only thing I really took out of it was the desire to foster my own yandere. Which I'm sure wasn't the point but, whatever.

We all have a species turn into complete sluts for, but do you guys have a species you'd waifu even if yandere?

For me, if it's yanderes, it's got to be a doppelganger.
>What are you doing outside my window at this hour? You must be freezing, come in, and I'll fix you a hot chocolate. You can share the bed with me, it'll be twice as warm that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:19:18 2015 No.12886544 >>12886522 Has to be Alice. You can abuse her all you like and she'll forget all about. Her or nightmares, maybe.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:19:23 2015 No.12886545

>>12886540
In all fairness, the Doppelganger is pretty harmless since the extent of her powers is transforming into your dream girl (or alternatively, transforming your crush into a doppelganger).

That said, I'd love to see a yandere Dormouse. I don't even know how it would work since it's hard to stalk you while asleep, but it would be funny to watch I bet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:19:55 2015 No.12886548 >>12886540 I'd a yandere Ryu so hard I'd gain enough experience to reach level 9999 two times over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:20:09 2015 No.12886549 >>12886540 You know, other from Cheshire's, Doppelgagers can really be professional yanderes They can literally stalk you without you knowing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:20:35 2015 No.12886551 >>12886540 Oomukades are pretty yan already.

Maritan Wed Jan 7 21:21:34 2015 No.12886556

>>12886535
Well more fair than waiting for a massive queue I think...
Maybe I can not take the same people on the time after and accept new people, then it's those new people's turn to be skipped the time after that, or something like that. I'm sure I'll think of something.
>>12886537
Maybe, I like a lot of the stuff around here.
I remember on /a/ there was a kuudere lich story where she attempted to revive herself to have a child or something of the sort.
I couldn't catch all of it, but I enjoyed that, kind of want to find it if it's out there still.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:21:58 2015 No.12886557 >>12886540 >but do you guys have a species you'd waifu even if yandere? You say this like a yandere is a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:23:28 2015 No.12886562 >>12886540 A monster girl least likely to be presented as a yandere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:23:55 2015 No.12886563 >>12886557 I'm sure not every one wants murder and incapacitation to be a daily occurrence, anon. That said, what's the best way to deal with a yandere? I assume loyalty and faithfulness get them wetter than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:24:52 2015 No.12886566 >>12886557 Obsessive/possessive Lilim Ushi Oni Hellhound Amazon Lich Manticore Werebat NOPE NOPE NOPE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:25:05 2015 No.12886567 >>12886556 I remember it too since I was the one who sarted the idea of it and got someone to write it after a few greentexts. Anyway, even if you may have enjoyed it, it's still embarrassing to know a drawfag may have read your stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:25:22 2015 No.12886569 >>12886563 >yandere always means extreme violence no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:25:37 2015 No.12886570 >>12886563 >I'm sure not every one wants murder and incapacitation to be a daily occurrence, anon Well that's your problem for thinking that the girl from School Days is a real yandere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:27:05 2015 No.12886575 >>12886563 Yet again, Anon. Yandere =/= Yangire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:27:49 2015 No.12886577 >>12886556 >Kuudere Lich trying to revive herself to have a child That sounds fascinating. Anyway, looking forward to however you proceed with commissions and sketches in the future. Just hope I can get in at some point or another.

Maritan Wed Jan 7 21:28:01 2015 No.12886580

>>12886567
Hah, not at all. Drawing ability or not, we're all just people.
I suck at writing, so I respect that ability. I'm also not a very picky person when it comes to stories.
I know it's easier said than done from experience, but you do what you like and have fun with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:29:17 2015 No.12886585 >>12886566 >Obsessive/possessive Lilim http://i.imgur.com/0F6TaZO.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:30:18 2015 No.12886588 >>12886575 >>12886570 >>12886569 Hey, I never meant YOUR murder and incapacitation. But imagine having to scrub clean yet another of her bloodied shirts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:30:18 2015 No.12886589 >>12886580 I see I see. Well, I wish you luck with drawing and such.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:31:07 2015 No.12886596 >>12886588 But that's still wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:31:15 2015 No.12886597 >>12886577 I believe the guy in that short wanted her to birth him a son. I'm not sure what type though, so I was a little iffy on the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:32:00 2015 No.12886598 >>12886585 This one is not so bad, did you ever read the paladin cannibal one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:32:30 2015 No.12886600 >>12886596 Ah, really? What are the fine differences between yandere and yangire, then? Don't wanna be wrong all my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:33:57 2015 No.12886604 >>12886598 >Paladin Cannibal Eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:34:00 2015 No.12886605 >>12886598 Drmyths Edgemaster story with the super yandere Lilim? Yeah I do. I swear Anons tapping into their inner Vorgil during that thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:35:07 2015 No.12886608 >>12886567 I know that feeling. Still feels weird sometimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:35:54 2015 No.12886613 >>12886605 Well, all said and done, it's still pretty horrible. You'll just be comfortable and so it doesn't seem so bad. Any of those girls going yandere is oblivion tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:36:24 2015 No.12886616 >>12886605 Was that the one where people voted to stab and eat the kitsune imouto? That was a strange say.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:36:25 2015 No.12886617 >>12886600 Yan(DERE) is love based, her focus is always on her target of love Yangire just snaps for anything else, doesn't matter if it's love, they'll snap out of other emotions and at others.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:36:53 2015 No.12886619

>>12886600
Yandere is just an over obsessed love, it can lead to violence or even killing but it doesn't have to.
For example Koharu no Hibi's main girl was a yandere but from what i can remember the most violent she got was pushing her love rival over then running away to be depressed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:37:07 2015 No.12886621 >tfw Limp_Nicky will never continue his Unity story. >tfw Limp_Nicky's last bit of writefaggotry was a prequel to some Dork Soles themed story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:38:53 2015 No.12886623 >>12886621 dem dead writefags tho

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:38:59 2015 No.12886624

>>12886608
Yes it does.
>Writefag cobbles together words and sentences into a shoddy story about a caffeine addict teacher
>Some people like it
>Drawfag draws a cute Lilim doing cute things
>Everyone likes it
>Drawfag draws another Manticore
>God damn it .Less and the other guy
>Drawfag draws cute hellpup doing cute thing
>Everyone dies
>Writefag does story about an Australian Croc girl receiving anal
>Only three people like it because the rest were bitching about buttsluts and wishing they were with their Anubis waifus
Being Drawfag is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:43:17 2015 No.12886626 >>12886624 >Being WRITEFAG* is suffering Shit, I've been drinking. This always happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:43:34 2015 No.12886628 >>12886540 I wonder how a doppelganger would react if you recited Der Doppelganger in german to her once she revealed her true form

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:43:34 2015 No.12886629 Why are yanderes so best when done right? http://i.imgur.com/NpxdmC4.jpg Based Loen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:44:05 2015 No.12886632 >>12886626 Such is the terrors of drinking

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:44:08 2015 No.12886633

>>12886617
>>12886619
Hmm, but neither of those really seem to exclude yanderes from violent behaviour. It's like you're saying
>If it's violence and death, it's actually yangire
When she could be acting based on a notion of love.

And I still don't really understand Yangire. but it might be a failure in my comprehension. What does 'gire' mean? And how does it relate to a relational archetype such as yandere , deredere or tsundere? If you take out the dere, isn't yangire just a voilent person? Am I misunderstandign something here, or would your common thug be classified as a yangire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:44:09 2015 No.12886634 >>12886619 I can't believe you don't remember her assaulting the guy's friend and "making out" with her to "take back sempai's first kiss".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:44:45 2015 No.12886637 >>12886623 It hurts ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:45:11 2015 No.12886640 >>12886634 I WAS ROCK HARD!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:45:27 2015 No.12886641 >>12886525 >She's an Oni >She's that tall

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:45:45 2015 No.12886642 >>12886632 >terrors >Laughing Onis.avi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:46:01 2015 No.12886643 >>12886634 oh, really? it's been awhile, maybe i should re read it, but it wasn't too violent right? it's not like she stabbed her or anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:46:10 2015 No.12886644 >>12886629 I love that snake skin texture strewn throughout her speech bubbles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:47:46 2015 No.12886648 >>12883284 So, I'm assuming the Martial Arts CYOA got canned?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:48:43 2015 No.12886654 >>12886641 >"Well squirt, if you get straight A's on your report card, I might just take you with me."

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:50:18 2015 No.12886658

>>12886633
"Gire" is "To-cut", "Slice"

It's a big old word puzzle as Yangire doesn't have "Love" in it, so the motivations of Yangire are usually other emotions unrelated to love or attraction.

Remember, Yandere, Kuudere, Tsundere and the like are all in the name of love

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:50:28 2015 No.12886659 >>12886623 Seriously though. To think that some of us are already dead. And some will die in the near future, when the waifu age has only begun! I pray for everyone one of us, fucking faggots.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:50:29 2015 No.12886660

>>12886643
No, she scares the girl with her creepiness and she falls over, as she's on the ground she kisses her. Then her crush and his friends find them and assume she did something terrible, what with the other girl crying and all. Sempai even slaps her. That pig. he doesn't deserve her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:51:20 2015 No.12886663 >>12886654 >She gets three "fails" in a row >she moves her finger across them vertically >"Look dad, three 'A's!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:51:21 2015 No.12886664 >>12886658 Gire is also to snap. So that's the main meaning really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:52:52 2015 No.12886668 >>12886658 Ah so... Say a girl needs a certain guy alive to fulfil a deranged purpose of her own, but feels no love for him, however she defends him viciously to the point of 'removing' obstacles like other love interests. That girl is Yangire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:52:59 2015 No.12886669 >>12886663 >"Well, will you look at that. I guess you're coming with." >"Spoiler alert, you may find it a bit boring."

>>	Maritan Wed Jan 7 21:53:00 2015 No.12886670 >>12886577 Thanks, and hope you get a chance at it too. It is nice getting new people from time to time too. >>12886589 Thanks, goodluck with future stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:53:22 2015 No.12886671 >>12886633 A yandere does it for love and will never hurt her lover. A yangire does it for any other motive that is not love nor attraction, and will hurt her lover if she has to.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:55:32 2015 No.12886679

Why are there still people who do not understand yandere? Actually why do arguments about definitions even pop up again and again about the same things? Should we put a link in OP with a common list of terms that /mgt/ argues about so that we can reference it to people who keep being stupid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:55:49 2015 No.12886680 >>12886670 Thanks, though luck divorced me a long time ago, took all my things, and still expects me to pay alimony. Like a gerbil in a gay man's ass, I just have to make my way forward with my stories.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:56:36 2015 No.12886681

>>12886671
If this is right, then what's up with these responses?

>>12886570
>>12886575
The motive for the voilence was love, so that qualifies the archetype for yandere, doesn't it?
I'm starting to think that the distinction between yandere and yangere is just a rebellion against violent yanderes because people with nonviolent yandere waifus got sick of having their waifu associated with crazy knife wielding bitches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:58:22 2015 No.12886684 >>12886679 What I don't understand is how people choose to have incorrect knowledge of the meaning of things so easily when they can google their definitions in a matter of seconds. That's a whole new kind of lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:02:50 2015 No.12886699 >>12886684 I don't know how you feel about /jp/, the board for Otaku Culture, but I personally trust you guys more than some urbandictionary google result.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:07:08 2015 No.12886712

>>12886681

Yandere for the waifu lovers basically just means "really devoted"

Yangire is crazy bitch

But when all waifus are pretty devoted, there's not much to distinguish them after they get in a relationship. Only the extremists and the ones that follow and stalk the object of their affections before dating them are notable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:07:46 2015 No.12886716 >>12886699 >trusting anyone on 4chan to give you politically correct information

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:09:05 2015 No.12886722 >>12886648 Yeah, it got canned. Don't bring it up, could cause shitstorm aftershock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:09:18 2015 No.12886725 >>12886716 >politically correct What's political about it? And yeah I guess I'm being a little naive, but still.

>>	Maritan Wed Jan 7 22:09:25 2015 No.12886727 >>12886679 >>12886712 Actually, this topic reminds me of a good old thread I read once on desuchan. For those who like Yanderes, maybe you'll enjoy this paste from it. http://desuchan.net/yan/res/9.html#9 Hope you have a nice read.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:12:56 2015 No.12886735 >>12886727 Thanks, I had misplaced this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:12:58 2015 No.12886736 >>12886725 Google.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:14:37 2015 No.12886742 I hate all of you. So goddamn much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:15:10 2015 No.12886744 >>12886742 No one cares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:17:02 2015 No.12886750 >>12886727 >Yuno pics This doesn't start well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:17:51 2015 No.12886755 >>12886742 I hate you too alp-fucker. I hate you too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:18:44 2015 No.12886756 >>12886742 Shut up Cartman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:20:39 2015 No.12886764 >>12886727 >http://desuchan.net/yan/res/9.html#9 That shit is mixing yandere and yangire the whole time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:22:12 2015 No.12886770 >>12886381 Sea bishop I would love more sea bishop, especially one as a paladin with or without a paladin lover

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:24:05 2015 No.12886779 >>12886755 How the fuck did you know that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:25:36 2015 No.12886783 >>12886779 Well, besides the proof right here... You type in a pretty distinct way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:26:33 2015 No.12886784 >>12886783 Creep.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:26:49 2015 No.12886786

>>12886712
This guy gets it.

I don't know who kept parroting that yangire just means a heavy yandere (willing to kill for love). I mean, the word yangire doesn't even have love (dere) in it for goodness sake. I had to correct a lot of people before it stopped being used as a synonym for heavy yandere in these threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:26:56 2015 No.12886787 >>12886779 Lucky guess actually. I was going to say scum-fucker, but alp-fucker seemed to be a more topical 'insult'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:27:01 2015 No.12886788 >>12886783 >You type in a pretty distinct way Not the Anon, but are you that Anon that can tell who's who by how they type I had to change my typing style because of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:27:05 2015 No.12886789 >>12886783 Oh god it's you again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:27:11 2015 No.12886790 >>12886783 Oh god, it's that anon who can find people by typing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:27:34 2015 No.12886792 >>12886750 But Yuno is love. Or is she too popular now or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:28:21 2015 No.12886794 >>12886792 >now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:28:28 2015 No.12886795 >>12886784 Why are you acting like a school girl? >>12886788 No, I'm not. It's just that Alp is REALLY easy to notice amongst a crows. Like a flaming Irishman at a parade easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:29:32 2015 No.12886797 >>12886783 Hey, man I missed you. So answer me this. In knowing how to identify other people by the way they type, do you also know how to go unnoticed, by minutely changing the way you type?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:29:57 2015 No.12886798 >>12886783 Do you recognize my style anon? I'll give you three guesses to to find any of my posts in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:30:56 2015 No.12886802 >>12886794 I've never been to /a/, and I don't tend to learn about what becomes popular. I've been on just /jp/ for a long time. It's kind of like a form of isolation I guess.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:33:14 2015 No.12886810

>>12886790
>>12886789
>>12886797
>>12886798
Good god people.
I'm not him. Alp is as obvious as a KKK member at the million man march.

>>12886797
And try typing with a different mind set. You can also try forcing mistypes and alter you sentence structure and layout.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:34:00 2015 No.12886812 >people surprised when someone recognizes someone because of their writing style It's really not that hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:34:33 2015 No.12886813 >>12886742 Deruella will always love you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:36:30 2015 No.12886818 >>12886813 No she won't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:40:19 2015 No.12886831 >>12886813 >love Does she even have anybody to love?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:40:34 2015 No.12886837 >>12886779 I enjoyed Night Terrors. More when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:40:59 2015 No.12886839 >/mgg/ is on their toes because of the "creepy anon" This is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:41:04 2015 No.12886841 >>12886831 She has a husband, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:42:05 2015 No.12886844 >>12886837 I'm not fucking Alp anon. He and I are two different people.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:43:08 2015 No.12886850

>>12886839
Well whereas I don't think any one is actually genuinely creeped by him, it is a fact that many of us hide behind anonymity. For some one to have the power to strip you of that is quite disconcerting. What if her was a yandere monstergirl, who isolated all of your posts and replies to you every single time?

Speaking of, I remember a greentext about that happening. Last I recall, MC got vanned by his stalker disguised as a police officer. How did that turn out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:43:35 2015 No.12886852 >>12886839 I'm wondering when another write-fag will be pointed out. They're here somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:44:11 2015 No.12886855 >>12886850 What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:44:53 2015 No.12886858 >>12886850 >what if it was... monstergirl Then all the more reason. Don't tell me you wouldn't want a yandere MG stalking you?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:45:31 2015 No.12886860

New MGE Translation as promised. Here're the cliff notes.

>RAGING MUSHROOM
>RAGE
>Looks like a big-ass, thick, throbbing, veiny dick with a massive, swollen head.
>Found FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>These dicks won't die.
>Volcanos? There. Deserts? You bet. Tundra? Yups.
>Veins are blue. More veins = Better mushroom.
>Spicy taste, popular with Zipangu Rice.
>Y'know how "Monsters are superior"?
>Eat this thing, that gets flipped on it's head.
>A male who consumes this raging dick begins emitting a curiously altered mana.
>MGs affected by this altered mana become severely weakened, letting them be easily be bested by the consumer.
>Hold on now, doesn't just insta-work.
>MG has to WANT it to work, or at least be in the mood for sex.
>So only really works on waifus, and girls actively seeking a husbando or sex.
>But wait! Don't all MGs actively seek sex anyway? This'd make it so easy to beat 'em!
>That's what the Order thought.
>Tried using it to weaken and purge MGs.
>Didn't realize it's called RAGING for a reason other than looking like a raging stiffy.
>Dudes who consume it become like raging beasts.
>Only interested in mating with an available female.
>Order Knights ate 'em, wound up raping the MGs trying to rape them.
>In summary, when eaten, lets guys turn into Horny Man-Beasts "Stronger" than MGs.
>Rape they waifus, instead of getting raped!
>Also makes dick bigger and thicker than normal (Duh)
>Raging Dick is so good, has a tendency to turn MGs raped by it into horny rape-loving masochists.
>Dark Matter author admits to fantasizing about it herself.
>EXTREMELY HIGH demand for these fuckers because of it. Gotta keep up a supply so hubby can properly rape you.
>Works just as well when consumed by a monster.
>Even timid fucks like Cockatrice, or innocent little Alices, become super-rapists with one of these.
>Married life getting dull? BRING THE RAPE BACK INTO YOUR MARRIAGE.
>Husbando and Waifu consume together? Ultimate Dom-Switching Wrestle Night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:46:28 2015 No.12886865 >>12886850 That one got kill because it was a CYOA. I think it was actually in fact THE last CYOA that was called a CYOA that was deleted by Janet.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:46:41 2015 No.12886866

>>12886841
>Implying Deruella actually has a husband
>Implying she doesn't just go home and cry in her daki fortress.
>Implying she doesn't have a complex about how the only sex she's ever had is when she's corrupting human girls.
I know she probably has a husband in canon, but we've never been shown him and this is funnier to imagine.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:47:00 2015 No.12886867

>>12886855
It was a greentext story I vaguely remember about a shitposting anon who had the same person reply every single time, and then weird stalker shenannigans started happening, and it was a CYOA structured as though Mc were directly asking for out help. And so we made him run out onto the street naked to attract the cops attention, so that they would lock him up, thereby keeping him safe or something. Except the officer was the stalker all along, and she thew him in her happyfunskintouchytime van.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:47:44 2015 No.12886870 >>12886860 So yeah, tl;dr... It's a Maledom Mushroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:47:56 2015 No.12886873 >>12886860 Well, at least that should help kill off the "X monstergirls only belong to femdom fetish!" complaints we keep hearing about submissive amazons, ushis, hellhounds, etc. Guys gotta learn to share with the other kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:49:03 2015 No.12886881 >>12886860 >Raping the monsters I would have preferred it if they raped and corrupted all those qt order paladinesses, but whatever. Can't make my bed and eat it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:49:32 2015 No.12886884 >>12886873 Just to say, Hellhound was released long after this mushroom, so chances are it's one of the many things she'd just bounce right back from. It's noted to be pretty effective against Dragons though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:49:45 2015 No.12886886 >>12886860 I like these mushrooms! They're amusing to me. >Popular in Zipangu >Where Ushis live >Ushis on RAGE The horror! Remove seal for penultimate boss time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:49:56 2015 No.12886889 >>12886860 Ah, rape, the gift that keeps on giving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:49:59 2015 No.12886891 >>12886881 What the fuck does that mean? Why would you eat your bed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:50:44 2015 No.12886895 >>12886884 >dragons Fuck you KC. Just fucking dandy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:51:55 2015 No.12886898 >>12886884 Man, fucking hell KC. Why nerf Dragons even further, weren't they already low tier? Why not nerf a Monster Girl that needs it, like Kikimora. So little negative things about them, they need a nerf badly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:51:58 2015 No.12886899 >>12886884 She gonna get broken.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:52:20 2015 No.12886900

>>12886895
As it says though, the mushrooms only effective on MGs who actively want it.

Dragons are one of the MGs good at not being actively slutty and man-seeking.

Chances are, the sort of dragon who'd use it is one right on the border between "Pride" and "Female Lizard".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:53:11 2015 No.12886903 >>12886898 Fuck you.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:53:39 2015 No.12886904

>>12882371
Yes its mine, but really really old.
>>12882377
My artstyle is always changing, looking at back then, my brush really was shitty. Also this >>12882573
>>12882335
This is looking really nice.
>>12881951
And this is awesome. I know the whole lower part is really confusing, you got it right for the most part.
>>12882676
I will have to be greedy on this one and color it myself later. However the job our colorfags are doing is amazing.
Here you guys have the details of the sections, like this is not confusing. These are random colors just to point out the segments.
http://imgur.com/bYHwYbw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:54:42 2015 No.12886906 >>12886900 Or one that's already got a husband. But yeah, another nerf for Dragon. Fucking duck fucking KC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:55:57 2015 No.12886908 >>12886904 Loen, you're back. What're you doing? Anything involving Hinezumi?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:56:38 2015 No.12886909

>>12886906
Well, that's what I meant.
They get a husband, they remain dominant unless said husband mans the fuck up and proves himself just as, if not somehow, stronger than her. And then they go "Female Lizard" for him.

I'm saying maybe this mushroom would only work/be used on/by a Dragon right on the border of that stage in her marriage.

>>12886904
More Cute Kindergartners please?
Anubis and Pharaoh and Ophy would be neat.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:58:14 2015 No.12886910

>>12886906
>>12886909

Can't you guys just accept that some dragons can be dominant, some submissive? Wanting to reshape the entire species to cater to your particular fetish is an effort in futility. Let femdoms get dommed, and maledoms dominate. Everyone can be happy if we share.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 22:58:44 2015 No.12886912 >>12886909 >Ophy Will she be trapped in a bin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:00:00 2015 No.12886914 >>12886844 I don't believe you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:00:19 2015 No.12886915 >>12886910 Anon, that's the problem with this mushroom. It twists things on their heads. Makes even the dominants, into submissives. I'm simply saying that perhaps it'd only affect a dragon who's already leaning towards submissive anyway.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:00:54 2015 No.12886919

>>12886910
I'm just pissed that there's a fucking mushroom needed that literally makes the monster weaker if you eat it because it alters your mana. Sure, she has to consent but it's still dumb.
A mushroom shouldn't be needed to dom or sub with a woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:01:45 2015 No.12886921 >>12886860 Best Item Ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:02:10 2015 No.12886923 >>12886919 Well anon, in some cases, the monster is still vastly physically superior. Even if she wants to be dommed, she might not feel it as much because she's just that much stronger. And that's where this mushroom comes in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:03:46 2015 No.12886928 >>12886850 >What if it was a yandere monstergirl That makes me wish I lurked less and posted enough to be recognized

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:03:52 2015 No.12886930 >>12886923 I still think KC shouldn't have even bothered with it in the first place.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:06:02 2015 No.12886938

>>12886908
A commission. Im a graphic designer anyway so selling requests in real life is a common thing, just that Im not sure if I should go into that direction in here or not. Someone gave me a request, which is actually a very good idea, so why not, just this once.
>>12886909
Alright, on the way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:06:57 2015 No.12886944 >>12886938 >Alright, on the way I cannot contain my squee you wonderful based man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:08:10 2015 No.12886952 >>12886928 >tfw I post greentext stories two or three times a thread >Super paranoid some dude can pick me out of a crowd now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:08:51 2015 No.12886955 >>12886860 I still prefer the tender mutual devoted love making incense as the best way to deal with horny dominant monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:10:17 2015 No.12886961 >>12886938 >Alright Shine on you based diamond.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:11:52 2015 No.12886968 >>12886955 Mah nigga. Good taste, you've got it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:11:58 2015 No.12886969 >>12886952 Why don't you switch up your style once in a while? I think I've been able to emulate the style of a few other anons by now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:12:55 2015 No.12886974 >>12886952 Switch up your style, Anon. That's what I've been doing now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:13:06 2015 No.12886976 >>12886938 >which is actually a very good idea Oh Loen, you're making me blush

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:13:11 2015 No.12886977 >>12886955 >>12886968 Another one here. I like this camp. It's cozy. I like you guys as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:14:35 2015 No.12886981 >>12886977 >I like you guys as well Christ anon, you just had to Alp it all up I'm getting out of this tent

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:15:19 2015 No.12886982 Ten bucks says Creepy Anon is a Succuvirus. Even if not he's still scary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:16:23 2015 No.12886987 >>12886982 >She doesn't just recognize your typing style .She knows everything you like >everything you dislike >Everything you do >Because she's INSIDE YOU COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:17:24 2015 No.12886990 >>12886977 This tent is now pretty gay. I'm leaving and going to raid panties from the shirohebi tent you queen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:19:12 2015 No.12886992 >>12886969 >>12886974 I've tried it a few times, but it feels really forced to me and I don't like how the stuff I write comes out when I do it. So, yeah. Honestly though, it's weird but at the same time I'm curious to see if I can be picked out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:19:44 2015 No.12886995 >>12886990 >Panties >Implying shrine maidens that can't wear panties don't use those sticky rectangle seals instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:19:46 2015 No.12886996 >>12886987 >tfw your computer will never become sentient and suck your dick while you browse imageboards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:20:20 2015 No.12886998 >>12886990 I want to raid the panties of an Egyptian Dorm.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:20:51 2015 No.12887000

>>12886992
In my opinion, changing up writing styles isn't really that bad or alienating. I don't know. It's sort of like, I read so much of everyone else's texts that their styles become internalized, so it feels natural when I myself write in the styles that I read.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:21:05 2015 No.12887001 >>12886981 >>12886990 Oh come on guys, don't tell me you wouldn't want an alp to share a tent with. They're so cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:21:39 2015 No.12887005 >>12886998 Last time that happened the Pharaoh challenged the raider to a duel with children's trading cards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:22:17 2015 No.12887008 >>12887001 I'd rather escape the chill of the desert night in a tent built up against a rocky outcropping together with an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:22:42 2015 No.12887011 >>12886996 I take it you haven't seen those vibrating USB-powered onaholes yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:22:59 2015 No.12887013 >>12887005 Did he win? No, more importantly, did he use the Crystal Beast deck? Because that shit's my jam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:23:31 2015 No.12887017 >>12887001 I'd rather go over to the MG camp and sleep with the Oni's than be in a tent with an Alp Then again, I don't like sleeping with other people around anyhow. I'm a heavy sleeper

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:24:21 2015 No.12887021 >>12887013 He lost despite having CED and other bullshit. Pharaoh doesn't play around despite using the same deck from the first generation of cards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:25:38 2015 No.12887028 >>12887001 Punch alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:26:29 2015 No.12887029 >>12887011 I've seen the one for 3d custom maid that fucks the girl at the same pace you masturbate but not a vibrating one, what's it called

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:26:44 2015 No.12887031 >>12887028 Yes anon. Punch their wombs with your dick as they leglock you.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:27:53 2015 No.12887033

>>12887008
>"Anon, scoot over! You're taking up my space."
"There's a rock in my space. Why don't YOU move over?"
>"Because, Anon, there's apparently an antlion's pit next to my spot. I might fall out and roll in."
"Well, I guess we're at an impasse then..."
>"Shut up."
"..."
>"And you better not grab my boobs while I sleep, or I'll bash our head against that rock."

>You will never be forced to cuddle with an Anubis in a tent in the middle of the desert

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:29:51 2015 No.12887040 >>12887033 I had Persona 4 flashbacks anon. >you will never fuck a MG with Yuri's voice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:29:57 2015 No.12887041 >>12887031 Das gay anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:31:25 2015 No.12887045 >>12887000 It's not bad, it's just a personal thing. I just don't like what my writing looks like when I do it is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:31:32 2015 No.12887046 >>12887041 It's fine they have a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:32:14 2015 No.12887051 >>12887045 So you just need to git gud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:33:04 2015 No.12887054 >>12887040 Are you sure you're not thinking of Wendee Lee?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:34:23 2015 No.12887057 >not liking alps >implying Come back inside the tent anons, there's nothing gay going on here. Just me and Anon over the- Huh?

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:36:05 2015 No.12887062

>>12887033
Ah, the tsundereisms...they tug at my heartstrings.

Hrm. Actually, I find such an idea to be rather appealing. Like those episodes of every Gundam ever where a guy and a girl wind up stuck in a cave together overnight.

I should writefag something with this. Maybe. Perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:37:13 2015 No.12887065 >>12887062 Oh god yes PLEASE. I need this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:38:01 2015 No.12887067 >>12887046 They're guys inside, that's gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:38:45 2015 No.12887069 >>12887067 You say that like it somehow isn't the best part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:39:13 2015 No.12887072 >>12887067 It's fine I can fuck it out if I want to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:40:47 2015 No.12887074 >>12887067 That's only at the start. Wanting to fuck an Alp into being your woman at soul as well isn't gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:41:03 2015 No.12887075 >>12886938 http://imgur.com/FA9EFQw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:41:30 2015 No.12887077 >>12887069 >>12887072 Yes, this is truely best. She is a slut for your cock, but she lacks all the awful parts of being a woman. She understands honor and loyalty. She shares your hobbies. This is a good thing, not a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:41:43 2015 No.12887078 >>12887057 God I want to share a tent with two alps. Sounds really comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:42:45 2015 No.12887083 >>12887075 I love you so god damn much. If you got an artbook in stores I'd buy like three.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:43:39 2015 No.12887084 >>12887057 Just no touching

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:43:43 2015 No.12887085 >>12887075 LOEN YOU ARE A BLESSED BEING MAY YOU EVER WALK IN HAPPINESS AND HEALTH FOR YOU HAVE MADE ME TOO HAPPY THIS DAY.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:43:55 2015 No.12887087 >>12887075 We are friends now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:44:07 2015 No.12887088 >>12887051 I walked into that one, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:44:16 2015 No.12887090 >>12887075 >Anubis and Pharaoh For the love of god you are impossible to hate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:44:49 2015 No.12887092 >>12887075 Fangirl_Squeeling.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:47:02 2015 No.12887099 >>12887069 >>12887072 >>12887074 Whatever fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:47:18 2015 No.12887100 I have a boner now. Thanks guys. Now take responsibility. You can't just leave me and him hanging like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:48:38 2015 No.12887103 >>12887100 Sorry anon, dicks are gay, grow a 2D vagina then we'll talk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:48:53 2015 No.12887105 >>12887075 Next is Ophy the Apophis, right? She may be stuck in a bin, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:50:01 2015 No.12887106 >>12887105 >>12887075 Well, Pharaoh had to have gotten all those cuts and scrapes somehow...right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:51:04 2015 No.12887110 >>12887106 Haha. Ophy a best. And maybe crybaby Wyvern and Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:52:29 2015 No.12887115 >>12887110 I'm glad ryu got over her fear of other people. What do you think would happen if I hugged her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:54:22 2015 No.12887118 >>12887115 A. She hugs you back B. She pushes you away and scitters under the teacher's desk C. Her dad shoves a shotgun in your mouth with enough force to break your teeth D. She sudden;y ages 30 years and /ss/es you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:55:24 2015 No.12887119 >>12887103 What? Oh are you talking about that Alp thing? I meant "him" as in my little friend down there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:58:42 2015 No.12887125 >>12887118 I am fine with all of those. C means that he wants me to date his daughteru with the conviction of a righteous man, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 23:59:07 2015 No.12887126 >>12887075 http://imgur.com/a8jPuvF

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:00:03 2015 No.12887129 >>12887125 And for you to be a gentleman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:00:09 2015 No.12887130 >>12887126 ...did Ophy get a bag pulled over her head?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:01:13 2015 No.12887134 >>12887126 Poor poor Ophy. Being bullied by Pharaoh... >>12887130 Maybe it's part of her dress?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:01:26 2015 No.12887137 >>12887129 That I can do!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:01:58 2015 No.12887140 >>12887134 >Being bullied by Pharaoh Pharaoh's the one who had those cuts and scrapes. Seems more like Pharaoh was being bullied, and Anubis came to the rescue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:02:29 2015 No.12887141 >>12887130 Its a dress anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:03:28 2015 No.12887144 >>12887140 Maybe they do this to eachother because they're rivals? Though what might be next? Crybaby Wyvern? Wurm and Sandworm in a sandbox? CC Echidna reading a book?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:04:17 2015 No.12887145 >>12887125 You're a better man than I am because if someone shoves a gun in my face, and don't use it, they're getting dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:05:12 2015 No.12887148 >>12887141 Why's it have a price-tag on it? Brand new and she couldn't get it over her cobra-neck thingy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:07:36 2015 No.12887158 >>12887145 Her dad's a navy seal who's a master chef, can kill bears and tigers with a knife, and loves his daughter more than anything. And you're going to KILL him? The same father who dropped her off at school wearing a bear pelt for the fuck of it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:13:20 2015 No.12887178 >>12887158 And I am the spawn of a god, making me a demigod god, a few shell to the face won't kill me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:14:48 2015 No.12887182 >>12887178 You sound like an eighth grader. What are you doing in kindergarten? Were you held back a lot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:15:25 2015 No.12887183 >>12887134 >>12887148 She's trying on a dress at a store but is upset when she can't get it over her hood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:16:41 2015 No.12887188 >>12887183 Poor Ophy. Hopefully she won't cry a river like Wyvern would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:17:07 2015 No.12887191 There's an H-doom thread up on /v/ that you might all be interested in. >>>/v/278576140

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:19:24 2015 No.12887196 >>12887182 Two can play at bullshit anon, and I just won.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:19:38 2015 No.12887197 >>12887191 >Doom WAD No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:20:58 2015 No.12887201 >>12887196 >Just won In a way you did since you still get to play with Ophy and the gang.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 00:36:37 2015 No.12887221

>>12885624
Does anyone have that screencap(s) of the short greentext stories about Bladewolf Girl about to lose her virginity, then I'm my own master now or rules of nature starts playing and she goes turbo rape mode?

I remember there was more than that and it may have ended in a cliffhanger involving Succuvirus hacking shit to make the song play.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:06:50 2015 No.12887280

What's that? There are still single human boys in MGC! That must be rectified!
It's time for MGC Speed dating! Where 'none of the above' is always an option! Lets meet this evening's ladies!

>Hair-obsessed Medusa
This scaly girl has a thing for long human hair, and will want you to grow yours extra long for her if you go out with her. She works as a barber but can't play around with her customers, so you'll be her outlet. Being a barber doesn't pay much, so don't expect a mansion with a good heated bed.

>Fit Were-cat
While not sculpted out of stone like an Oni or Jinko this cat rivals Polt in the activity sector. Expect lots of early wake-ups, jogging, and plenty of workouts. When it's a rest day she'll be happy to sleep in and laze around the house with you. Enjoys belly rubs immensely.

>Cuddledom Dark elf
She doesn't enjoy chains, leather, whips, or pain. All she needs is the dominance, and she can get it by binding you with soft ropes and gently teasing you while laying in a soft bed while you wear a blindfold. She'll be only mildly dominant in everyday life, and will hug at any time she wants. You'll usually get breakfast in bed after a night of cuddle-fucking, among other doting.

>Fashion Mantis
This stylish bug owns a boutique of her own that gives her a lot of money, but she is a it eccentric. While she can make an amazing outfit for anyone, they need to model it while she cuts with her incredibly sharp arm blades at fast speeds. You'll need to wear only what she makes, lest she get very jealous and cut the offending garments off you. This means a lot of posing while her blades fly.

>Colorblind Doppelganger
For whatever reason any form this one takes is off color everywhere no matter how much she tries. She'll still be able to change into any form or personality you want, but expect stuff like blue jinkos or pale anubis. Can only see in black and whites herself.

Do you pick one, or none?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:10:10 2015 No.12887282 >>12887280 Can I put cute hats on the medusa's hairsnakes? this is a very important question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:10:23 2015 No.12887283 >>12887280 Fit Were-cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:11:06 2015 No.12887285 >>12887280 >Cuddledom sounds good >dark elf deal breaker, it's too unrealistic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:11:07 2015 No.12887286 >>12887280 Cuddledom Dark elf is pretty much perfect in every way

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:12:04 2015 No.12887288 >>12887280 I'll take the Mystery Box.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:12:30 2015 No.12887289 >>12887282 I don't see why not. It'd look cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:13:13 2015 No.12887291 >>12887280 I have to go with the Mantis, and then buy cheap white t-shirts from Kmart to get her jealous from time to time in the hopes that she tears them off and then tries to teach me a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:15:09 2015 No.12887293 >>12887289 https://i.imgur.com/Vp3cNcB.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:15:12 2015 No.12887294 >>12887280 Mantis seems best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:15:42 2015 No.12887295 >>12887280 As usual, I gamble on the box.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:17:38 2015 No.12887299 >>12887280 The box.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:18:27 2015 No.12887300

>>12887280
>>12887288
>>12887295
>>12887299

Didn't plan on mystery box, but here it is. I'm going random on MGE wiki for these.

>Foreign Wight
She doesn't speak a lick of english, so you'll each need to teach the other your language. In the meantime, a translator will follow you almost everywhere to help you two understand each other. She'll be speaking broken english for a long while before finally getting it, languages were always her weak point even when alive. Dresses up while out, but dresses maximum comfy at home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:20:15 2015 No.12887306 >>12887300 I'm reminded of a tale of homeless suffering off of /b/ or something. Wherever it is those stories get posted.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:20:44 2015 No.12887307

>>12887300
Is the translator mandatory? The idea of having wild, passionate sex with someone you don't even speak the same language as kind of arouses me.
No words needed, just body language and facial expressions to know exactly what the other person is thinking. That deep emotional connection, you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:22:51 2015 No.12887312 >>12887307 Well, you can dismiss the translator at any time I'd imagine. No way Wight will let them into the bedroom to watch. Unless you're into that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:23:08 2015 No.12887313 >>12887307 >Having sex and the translator is explaining what her dirty whispers and sweet nothings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:23:16 2015 No.12887314 >>12887300 Perfect, what MG is the translator though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:25:19 2015 No.12887318 >>12887314 A ghost.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:25:24 2015 No.12887319

>>12887312
>>12887313
God dammit I'm stupid.
I meant no translator ever, so even when you're doing normal, non sexual shit like cooking dinner together or something, there's no translator and you can't understand a single word each other are saying but you still work great together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:26:38 2015 No.12887321 >>12887319 I don't see how that isn't an option. Just explain that to her, and she'll dismiss the translator while you're there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:26:47 2015 No.12887322 >>12887318 I accept it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:27:31 2015 No.12887324 >>12887280 >Breakfast in bed Dark Elf Dark Elf Dark Elf Dark Elf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:28:48 2015 No.12887330 >>12887307 not a MG but i thought you might like this https://hitomi.la/galleries/370909.html

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:32:17 2015 No.12887335

>>12887321
Well then the Wight is perfect.
She doesn't ever have to learn English, and I'm shit with languages too so the most I'd ever learn of her language is probably a couple words, the pronunciation of which I'm sure I'd butcher horribly.

And then we can have a daughteru. And I can look at this pint sized Wight who's the spitting image of her mother and I can say "What is this woman saying I don't understand why is she yelling at me your mother is insane!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:40:22 2015 No.12887346 >>12887330 Oh man I'm liking this, thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 01:44:06 2015 No.12887351 File: 153 KB, 951x637, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12887346 the cutest

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:08:08 2015 No.12887377 DEAAAD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Qs-YPVdRM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:13:55 2015 No.12887385 >>12887307 I been around the world don't speak the language, but that booty don't need explainin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:17:51 2015 No.12887391 >>12887385 >you will never have a clowngirl gf https://soundcloud.com/nice-job-bro0o0o0o0o0o0o0/i-think-this-has-been-done

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:21:52 2015 No.12887396 >>12887391 >my sides I might be happy with a clowngirlfriend if she were something more than just a human girl in makeup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:22:18 2015 No.12887398 >>12887280 The kitty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:22:42 2015 No.12887399 >>12887280 Normally I'd pick the medusa, buuut I have a limit to how ong I'm willing to grow my hair. So it's time to put my chubbyness to good use and date the cuddledom dark elf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:31:01 2015 No.12887409 >>12887280 >Cuddledom Dark elf Right. Back to work with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:32:33 2015 No.12887410 >>12887280 Elf and Mantis are good choices, but I'm going for Werecat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:44:45 2015 No.12887424 A Jabberwocky says a super cheesy romantic line while kneeling and holding your hand. What do you say?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:46:56 2015 No.12887426 >>12887424 Depends on what the line was, but most likely something romantic back

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:47:22 2015 No.12887428 >>12887424 Respond in kind. Super cheesy is the best kind of romantic. Daddy always told me I need to learn to recite poems with a rose between my teeth to some bitch on a marble bench.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:47:35 2015 No.12887429 >>12887426 >"Your nipples look lie milk duds"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:48:03 2015 No.12887430 >>12887424 Respond with something equally cheesy but romantic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:50:37 2015 No.12887434 >>12887424 Don't be euphoric and kiss me already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:50:57 2015 No.12887436 >>12887424 Nothing. I pour a gallon of milk on her head and lick her clean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:51:56 2015 No.12887438 >>12887436 What a romantic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:52:29 2015 No.12887441 >>12887280 Fashion mantis, to contest. >I buy cheap outfits so she can cut them off me and "punish" me for "cheating"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:53:26 2015 No.12887442 >>12887424 Blush and give her a hug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:54:04 2015 No.12887443 >>12887438 Thanks, I try.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 02:59:34 2015 No.12887446 >>12887424 become putty in her claws.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:00:28 2015 No.12887447 >>12887446 I love that word. Putty. Also: I had my first MG related dream last night. I helped a teeny-tiny Dragonette reach the water fountain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:00:34 2015 No.12887448 >>12887441 *no contest goddamnit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:00:44 2015 No.12887449 >>12887424 >"Cool." And then start walking away from her like it never happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:02:04 2015 No.12887451 >>12887449 Dragonslayers are horrible people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:02:22 2015 No.12887452 >>12887447 aww any details you care to give?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:03:30 2015 No.12887453 >>12887424 "Yes".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:04:53 2015 No.12887457 >>12887451 Dragons are jerks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:05:21 2015 No.12887458 >>12887453 >"So you will baste yourself in butter and fuck me like a dirty pig? Wonderful!" >Jabberwock's tail begins flailing around in an excited and epileptic manner

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:05:37 2015 No.12887459

>>12887452
It was in an elementary school, but I have no idea why I was there since she wasn't my kid. Her scales were turquoise, and her hair was all golden-brown, if that's how it's said in English.
I just grabbed her by the waist and lifted her up since she couldn't reach the actual water spray.
>>12887457
The one I dreamed about sure wasn't.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:09:31 2015 No.12887463

>In human fantasy stories, brave and virtuous knights attempt to woo and win the hearts of beautiful princesses
>In monstergirl fantasy stories, liberated and powerful monstergirls attempt to woo and win the hearts of pure, noble knights
>An entire series of monstergirl Disney-esque movies in which the main characters are all Dragon-Girls and Demon Lords and other various monsters and their love interests are always knights and brave human warriors who are simply being manipulated by wicked human princesses

>The Little Mermaid is about a mermaid attempting to win the heart of a fisherman from his abusive female suitor
>The Not-So-Little Kraken is about a millennium-old seawitch falling in love for the first time and attempting to claim the love of a true and honest sailor before a wicked pirate woman can
>The Beauty of the Beast is a werewolf who must square off against a haughty, contemptuous human woman for the affection of a scholarly bookworm

>Every little monstergirl grows up with fond memories of these films as well as all of the toys and merchandise of their favorite Disney Demonlords and Monstergirls
>Each and every villain in the films must have at least one catchy villain song which talks about female human supremacy

>Your Monstergirl GF will never ask you to watch Frozen with her (which is now about a love triangle between a Yeti, a Glacie, and a handsome blonde human)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:23:00 2015 No.12887481 >>12887463 no Disney prince line of toys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:23:56 2015 No.12887485 >>12887481 Prince and knight dolls for all the girls! Anatomically correct, too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:24:36 2015 No.12887486 The MG version of Monster inc would be triple x We rape because we care!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:25:39 2015 No.12887491 >>12887485 They're not also life size and alive, are they? Because I'm getting a feeling that they are. Captcha: Firpo The fuck kind of toy is a Firpo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:25:42 2015 No.12887492 >>12887486 My childhood. You're threatening it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:27:14 2015 No.12887495 >>12887492 >Yeti with snowcones

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:27:39 2015 No.12887496 >>12887463 I haven't watched tangled but i imagine a kejourou would fit well in there, except for the whole cutting off her hair at the end >>12887486 >boo is a cute little shota

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:29:43 2015 No.12887500 >>12887495 >I'm now thinking of snowcones somehow flavored with MG Pussy Juice I may be too perverse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:30:14 2015 No.12887503 >>12887486 >The evil plan is to kidnap shota and hook them up to rape machines to mechanically extract orgasms for power Dastardly!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:32:28 2015 No.12887507 >>12887491 They're also not princes and knights, just orphans and street urchins who nobody will miss. >>12887503 GMILF Arachnid was the villain all along!

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:34:08 2015 No.12887508

>Aladdin's main character is the female Genie
>Her lamp is found by a wicked princess who wants to win the love of a free-spirited peasant who has refused her vile advances
>The film ends with Aladdin acquiring the Genie's lamp and using the first two wishes to defeat the evil, nasty, monster-hating princess
>His final wish
>"I wish I could be with you forever, Genie."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:38:22 2015 No.12887511 >>12887508 >stuck inside the lamp for the next 10,000 years >nothing to do but fuck like bunnies >meanwhile Jafar and his faceless, fat cronies rape the evil princess

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:40:19 2015 No.12887513 >>12887511 >Jafar isn't an Apophis >She isn't the only reason the kingdom hasn't gone to hell >She doesn't get to rule after the princess is dealt with It's like you don't even get this concept anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:41:16 2015 No.12887515 >>12887513 Fine, make that >Jafar and HER faceless, fat cronies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:51:59 2015 No.12887529 >>12887515 >>12887508 >>12887463 You will never watch any of these movies with junko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:54:32 2015 No.12887538 >>12887529 When she was a kid, Bambi scarred her for life. So don't show her that one. Captcha: rubmi Junko is getting oddly friendly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:57:22 2015 No.12887543 >>12887538 Would 6th grade Jabberwock be the best person to watch moves with while making terrible art for her when she babysits you?

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:57:51 2015 No.12887545

>>12887538
>Bambi scarred her for life
The only thing about that movie that might disturb someone is the transition from the grim death scene to happy singing. That shit was fucked up.
>oddly friendly
I wrote her into one of my old dreams so the MC of my story could have a wet dream about her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 03:58:01 2015 No.12887546 >>12886314 Continue? Or at least paste this. I really enjoy more creative scenarios in greentexts/stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:00:43 2015 No.12887551 >>12887543 Of course! She can even use the microwave on her own, so you can have min pizza for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:02:31 2015 No.12887558 >>12887280 >Gentle Domination >Teasing >Hugs whenever >Breakfast in bed >CUDDLEFUCKING Dark elf. All the way Dark elf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:13:21 2015 No.12887581 >>12887543 Either her or the teacher. Maybe even Lich's Wight onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:15:58 2015 No.12887588 >>12887558 Lewd warning http://i.imgur.com/tXXWwn9.jpg

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:23:06 2015 No.12887603

>You visit your parents with your heavily pregnant monster wafiu
>You really, really didn't want to do this, but she insisted
>No, to say she insisted would be understating it, forced is a better word
>Regardless, here you were in their driveway, trying to prepare yourself for the inevitable
>Your parents were old members of the order, your father threw you out of the house when you brought a monster girl home
>In fact, your waifu was there, she was the girl, so she knew what was going to happen
>She said that they were going to be grandparents whether they liked it or not, so the both of you should at least try to get them involved in your future daughter's life
>This had bad idea written all over it
>She called ahead
>Your mother was polite but impersonal, and declined several times when your waifu asked to visit before finally relenting with the caveat that you would leave when you'd finished your business
>So here you were, trying to prepare yourself when your hand suddenly crushed itself
>No, no that was your waifu who seemed to be trying to crush it to dust and tear it off
>Oh god
>Oh god not here
>Sweetheart give me my hand back so I can drive you to the hospital, plea- oh great there's your parents coming to see what the commotion is
>Surprisingly, your father rushes over immediately when he realizes what's happening and helps your waifu and the husband she's currently dragging behind her with her kung fu grip into the backseat, then gets into the driver's seat and drives to the hospital
>7 hours later, he's holding his granddaughter and smiling
>The man is smiling at a monster girl
>He looks up at you and says 4 words you never thought you'd hear from him
>"I'm proud of you"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:33:08 2015 No.12887621 >>12887603 At first I thought I'd read this before. But I'm pretty sure what I read before didn't have a nice ending. I like this ending better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:37:10 2015 No.12887630 >>12887603 >The Father holds onto his granddaughter with pride >"Hot Potato!" >He then chucks her out the open window with a dopey smile >It was then you remembered that he wasn't very bright

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:37:51 2015 No.12887635 >>12887630 Throwing a baby Wurm out the window is the only way to teach her she can't fly.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:38:24 2015 No.12887637

http://pastebin.com/dzeDg6yF

Welp, I could have done something productive tonight but instead I did this. I don't know if it's any good or not but I felt the need to write out an old greentext idea.

Probably a lot of errors because I didn't really self edit at all. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:39:33 2015 No.12887640 >>12887635 >Toss baby Wurm out window >She bounces off the cement ground >She's actually smiling and having fun >Wurm skulls are stronger than steel even when they're newborns

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:42:17 2015 No.12887643 >>12887588 Seated position a best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:42:26 2015 No.12887644 >>12887637 >Mr. Happy >Mr. That's kind of gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:44:14 2015 No.12887648 >>12887644 Not as gay as Mr. Slave or Dr. Alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:45:19 2015 No.12887651 >>12887648 >Dr. Alp Playing doctor with an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:47:55 2015 No.12887657 >>12887651 No a literal Alp with a medical degree and an extreme fondness for changing bandages in nothing but a large white coat..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:49:17 2015 No.12887663 >>12887644 I've got it now. Some tailpussies identify as male and some identify as female, so this can be done?>>12885233 >>12887657 Alp art when.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:49:35 2015 No.12887664 >>12887637 >Manticore Incest >No lewds or after-effects. Eh. 6/10.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:51:31 2015 No.12887668 >>12887664 I was gonna continue but it's 4:50 in the morning and i'm tired

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:53:37 2015 No.12887672 >>12887668 Then perhaps you should have gone to bed first and finished it afterwards? Maybe do so now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:53:47 2015 No.12887673 >>12887588 My heartboner and my actual boner are both uncomfortably stiff right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 04:56:50 2015 No.12887678 >>12887673 Cuddledoms tend to do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:00:43 2015 No.12887684 >>12887678 I wonder if I'll ever be able to write one properly.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:01:16 2015 No.12887686

Uh Oh! Lich in MGK spilled one of her potions and forcibly evolved Albino Lamia into an Albino Hydra!
What do you do?
Hard mode: You have to do something actually related to the two previously stated MGs
European Extreme Mode: It can't involve sharing your pudding or drawing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:02:34 2015 No.12887689 >>12887686 I ask my Mom to knit her new scarves.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:04:57 2015 No.12887696

>>12887686
>European Extreme Mode
Go comfort the original head while introducing myself to the new ones. After all, I'm pretty sure a hydra girl's heads would have their own personalities right? It's only polite. Maybe if this works she can come to terms with her new sisters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:05:11 2015 No.12887697 >>12887668 Well I do hope to see a continuation and/or expansion when you're more able, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:07:26 2015 No.12887700 >>12887280 >Cuddledom Dark elf Never before have I had so much want Bonus points if she is big on tickling

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:08:17 2015 No.12887704 >>12887700 I never knew people liked this kind of thing so much. People not me, that is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:09:37 2015 No.12887707 >>12887637 Please continue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:10:27 2015 No.12887710 >>12887689 Aren't you the little romantic squat. Jabberwock might even give you a kiss at that rate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:11:06 2015 No.12887712 >>12887710 Only if i hold her hand first

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:13:35 2015 No.12887716 >>12887704 Given how vanilla KC sets MGs, I wouldn't be all that surprised if MGE Dark elves use it more than outright whipping/ other painful play. Helps when you want nothing more than to be the tickle slut to a dominant MG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:14:23 2015 No.12887717 >>12887716 >to be the tickle slut You deserve no mercy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:14:51 2015 No.12887718 >>12887664 >>12887672 >>12887707 Yeah i'll write some manticore lewds tomorrow. Hopefully I don't freeze to death before then. It's like -10 degrees outside what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:15:51 2015 No.12887719 >>12887717 That's what she said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:16:19 2015 No.12887721 >>12887717 I know I wouldn't want any anyway~

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:17:47 2015 No.12887723

http://i.imgur.com/UDIhU3m.jpg

>Huh? Is this what you want? This awful, misshapen body?
>I've at least done what I could. See my skin? How slick and shiny and soft it is? It's all for you.
>As much as I wonder about your desires? I will not complain. Do what you will. Rub me all over. Violate me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:18:04 2015 No.12887724 >>12887718 As someone who loves the cold this cold snap is fucking great. December was a halfassed winter month down south.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:19:07 2015 No.12887728 >>12887712 >handholding Whoa there. You'll get assaulted and bullied by those 4th grader Khepri sisters if you do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:19:23 2015 No.12887730 >>12887718 Winter edged itself all through December and it couldn't hold on any longer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:19:36 2015 No.12887732 >>12887724 You think that's bad? Here in Finnish Elfland all the snow melted last Friday because of fucking rain. The snow is back now though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:19:48 2015 No.12887734 >>12887718 >Freeze to death >-10 That's funny. Freezing to death in t-shirt weather. -40, that's when you start making freezing to death jokes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:24:35 2015 No.12887740 >>12887732 >It all melted Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:38:07 2015 No.12887751 >>12886860 So what happens if you feed a kikimora one of those mushrooms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:39:20 2015 No.12887753 >>12887751 If it turns a cowardly cockatrice, or an innocent alice, into turbo-rapists, what do you think happens?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:50:33 2015 No.12887772 >>12887280 i'd pick the Dark elf. Cuddledom sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:51:58 2015 No.12887776 Since so many people seem to like cuddledom, tell me how an ideal cuddeldom story would go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 05:56:06 2015 No.12887785 >>12887776 Basically just take all those sappy sports lines like "that's mah boy" and "keep going" and "try your hardest" and have a woman say it. Cuddledomming is barely more than encouraging pillow talk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:00:37 2015 No.12887791 >>12887785 >I think you broke my pelvis. >Walk it off!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:02:21 2015 No.12887795 >>12887728 Im sure Jabberwock will protect my honor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:02:58 2015 No.12887797 >>12887753 Sounds like the solution to that frustrated kikimora's and her super dense master their problems. I'd expect that to somehow fail anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:07:06 2015 No.12887804 Part 3 of the Leona adventure. http://pastebin.com/kwFEeZSS Rest can be found on pbworks or the pastebin.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:07:38 2015 No.12887807

>>12887797
>Frustrated Kikimora sneaks some Raging Mushrooms into her Master's dinner.
>Delicious RAGE Mushroom Pork Chop for dinner.
>Master takes a couple bits.
>Immediately begins to shake with building RAGE and bestial lust.
>Frustrated Kiki shakes with anticipation, beginning to undress herself already.
>And then, Master leaps up and...
>Slams head-first into a wall.
>Wakes up later, effects subsided.
>Apologizes to his Maid, saying he thought he was about to do something awful, and knocked himself out to avoid it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:07:41 2015 No.12887808 >>12887776 read this or anything else by him for inspiration http://exhentai.org/g/645190/f9c5e9b650/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:08:56 2015 No.12887810 >>12887804 Fuck off Bob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:09:58 2015 No.12887812 >>12887515 >bearded apophis hehhheheheheheheh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:10:28 2015 No.12887813 >>12887804 Fuck off So what else are you planning on writing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:15:34 2015 No.12887817 >>12887804 >Gets seduced by weird hybrid tailpussy >Insists she be allowed back home to fuck around in threesome. >Gets upset the next day when she finds her cuddling with her guy. Bipolar Yandere a complete shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:29:53 2015 No.12887830 After 30 episodes of Slam Dunk, I have to ask: which MGs would be in the school basketball team?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:50:17 2015 No.12887842 >It's -32 degrees outside where I live I can has fluffy warm waifu now pls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:51:09 2015 No.12887845 >>12887842 I know anon. Me too. I know an Anubis might hate it up here, but surely we could find warmth in each other's arms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:52:08 2015 No.12887848 So I was browsing Less' imgur and what is this? http://i.imgur.com/j3gN4az.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:52:43 2015 No.12887852 >>12887845 Desert nights are pretty cold, I'm sure an Anubis would have some kind of fluffy coat to keep her safe that the both of you can use.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:53:21 2015 No.12887854 >>12887848 a foot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:53:27 2015 No.12887855 >>12887845 Maine blows, anon Anubis is good choice but I'd prefer Kitsune Grab some blankets get underneath grab her tail and bam, hand warmer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:53:44 2015 No.12887856 >>12887848 >Human feet Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:55:04 2015 No.12887857 >>12887848 More of his self-insert RP character.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 06:59:45 2015 No.12887860 >>12887848 Better question, who's this turbo-slut? http://imgur.com/Z6i2vb5 http://imgur.com/i1y97zd

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:00:54 2015 No.12887863 >>12887852 So I'm told. Which is why I'm writing a little short-story regarding a cold desert night alone with an Anubis. Hopefully I'll have it done tomorrow. >>12887855 Maine? Canada is far, far worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:03:01 2015 No.12887866 >>12886789 No, I'm that guy. I shit you not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:04:08 2015 No.12887869 >>12887863 I'm 10 minutes away from Canada, the warmest it's going to get today and tomorrow is -7 and 0 respectively.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:05:44 2015 No.12887871 >>12887869 That's still 10 degrees warmer than best estimates for where I am. Wait, you're using Celsius, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:06:34 2015 No.12887874 >>12887860 See >>12887857 That or it's someone else's. I didn't want to dig around on that chan too much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:08:25 2015 No.12887875 >>12887040 I'd rather fuck a Wyvern with Liam O'Briens voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:10:15 2015 No.12887878 >>12887871 Farenheit Also Update to Dietrichs adventures in 3 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:11:40 2015 No.12887880 >>12887878 Ah. In that case, we're about the same then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:12:47 2015 No.12887883 >>12887880 Cool, where you from anon? http://pastebin.com/sugvte1w

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:15:29 2015 No.12887887 >people thinking -30C is bad >when -50C is a mild winter where I live Cute Silent Hill-esque winter is the best winter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:17:31 2015 No.12887889 >>12887883 It still bothers me that it's written with meme arrows.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:23:19 2015 No.12887900

>>12887889
Meh, it's how the original green text was done when I first posted it.

I mean, I guess I could stop being a lazy fuck and make it into a story but I dunno.

I think there are only like 3 anons who read this shit, so it's not really a priority. I'll write the next update as a story and see if I get any feed back for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:25:00 2015 No.12887901 >>12887883 Canada. Alberta, more precisely. Pretty mild this year. Much better than last year.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:26:52 2015 No.12887903 >>12887546 I'd continue it, but I already have a story long overdue. I just wrote that off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:28:25 2015 No.12887906 >>12887900 >not really a priority Now you're making your fans feel unappreciated. Boo. I'm not asking you to do anything impossible here!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:29:34 2015 No.12887907 >>12887901 Lucky bastard. I'm in Caribou and stuck next to Quebec and New Brunswick. The damn county I'm in tried to secede to Canada a while back. I thought that was funny.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:32:34 2015 No.12887911

>>12887906
>Implying I don't love the anons
>I'll write the next update as a story

What I am saying anon is that I am going to work with you, and if people like that better I will redo the greentext style and add more to the writing.

Sounds fair?

Anyways I'm out for a bit, have a good morning or evening.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:35:00 2015 No.12887912 >>12887911 Of course people will like it better! Believe it!

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 07:56:40 2015 No.12887934

> Dr. Wurm finally finishes her public statement to /hbg/ about how Wurms aren't stupid
> Happily presents it to her boyfriend, tail wriggling all the while as he proofreads it.
> "You... 'defiantly think that Worms need to engage in more pubic relations?'"
> She starts to cry

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:01:03 2015 No.12887935 >>12887934 She tries so hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:01:51 2015 No.12887937 >>12887934 Aw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:02:53 2015 No.12887939 >>12887934 I'd love to engage more in pubic relations with Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:05:08 2015 No.12887942 >>12887934 Give her a break, those claws are massive

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:13:26 2015 No.12887952 >>12886867 Damn, this sounds very appealing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:27:12 2015 No.12887974 >>12887878 >>12887883 Always nice seeing updates to Dietrichs adventure. Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:33:17 2015 No.12887976 >>12887934 What exactly is Dr. Wurm a doctor of?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:37:35 2015 No.12887984 >>12887976 That's Mistress Doctor Professor Wurm to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:38:35 2015 No.12887986 >>12887976 I want to see a wurm in a lab coat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:39:26 2015 No.12887987 >>12887984 >Mistress I refuse to call multiple women that, I'm not some slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:40:28 2015 No.12887988 >>12887986 And glasses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:42:08 2015 No.12887990 >>12887987 I just used it as a feminine equivalent of "Mister". Just change it to "Miss" or whatever, then. Guess the reference didn't make it through.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:42:39 2015 No.12887992 >>12887984 Doesn't stop the majority of her colleagues from calling her Doctor Cookie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:45:30 2015 No.12887998 >>12887992 Cookie Monster vs Wurm when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:48:14 2015 No.12888002 >>12887990 Can I address her as M'Lady?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 08:57:13 2015 No.12888007 >>12887990 Not him but you're thinking of Miss for unmarried and Mrs. (Missus) for married.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 09:04:22 2015 No.12888010

>>12887934
>>12887976
>>12887984
>>12887986
>>12887992
I want a freakishly intellectual Wurm who can't use her smarts when she needs it.
Yeah you see that crap she's been writing your wall with crayons? That's the answer to FTL.
You remember the time you visited your old college professor ? That shit on the blackboard she's been scribbling. It's the answer to the world's male to female ratio problem Too bad she erased it because she wanted to draw you and her hugging while mister sun looks at you with a smile

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 09:05:18 2015 No.12888011 >>12888010 Prioritie, right?

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 09:06:54 2015 No.12888012

>>12888010

>freakishly intellectual Wurm who can't use her smarts when she needs it
>Acts simple-minded most of the time
>Gets serious and shows her intellect when people least expect it, outsmarting pretty much everyone around here whenever she wants to.

Anonymous Thu Jan 8 09:09:20 2015 No.12888015

http://imgur.com/iv3ZTYj

I got thinking about that one critique when I posted my last story update and it was pretty spot-on. I was clearly rushing to get to certain parts and the prose didn't have the meat to it that it usually did.

So I went back and fixed that after I got back from holiday stuff, about doubling the length from 5k'ish to 10k'ish words.

http://pastebin.com/ZZC24tUf

I'm afraid it's still just a rewrite starting at line 2300 though. Hopefully it's good enough for a few people to read twice. I'll get to work on a new update soon with more plot stuff.

Hope you enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 09:11:02 2015 No.12888018 >>12888015 >Hope you enjoy Always. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Maritan Thu Jan 8 09:28:44 2015 No.12888035

>>12887848
http://i.imgur.com/fzdJYvO.png
I drew something quick before getting some sleep, and less wanted to try his shot at something.
He usually looks at most of my art and sketches and tries to make it a goal to surpass them to increase his own skills.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 09:30:18 2015 No.12888041 >>12888035 Rivalry? Just like in my chinese cartoons!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 09:34:27 2015 No.12888048 >>12888035 >A lilum in chains Beuno

>>	Maritan Thu Jan 8 09:43:20 2015 No.12888059 >>12887860 >>12887874 Uhh... the one with the weapon is an attempt at that angel I drew a while back. http://i.imgur.com/nlvh6yt.png Other one? Commission?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 10:04:11 2015 No.12888082 Considering how ded we are would you a zombie girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 10:05:24 2015 No.12888086 >>12888082 I'd play hard to get.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 10:07:44 2015 No.12888089 >>12888082 Would I what? Give her warmth with hugs? Of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 10:12:13 2015 No.12888095 >>12888082 Afcoarse, i'll tenderly love her and raise her into a good wight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 10:13:10 2015 No.12888098 >>12888035 Jesus, that's a terrorboner tier expression.

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