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Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:13:47 2008 No.1290788 [Reply] [Original]

So, your house burned down and everything you love is dead.
While you were sitting in a restaurant thinking about what to do next, a beautiful Japanese girl tells you she's interested in you.
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:14:45 2008 No.1290790 I go to /b/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:15:02 2008 No.1290792 >everyone you love Ha..ha

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:15:05 2008 No.1290793 >>1290790 Good idea, don't come back.

>>	Pantsuru Man Fri Sep 12 00:15:56 2008 No.1290791 Wonder how I ended up in a gender swapped REC?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:16:05 2008 No.1290806 Rape her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:16:46 2008 No.1290800 I brush her off, and leave. Later I jump a homeless man for his clothes and start my new life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:17:22 2008 No.1290807 Rob her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:17:31 2008 No.1290808 I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:17:51 2008 No.1290810 File: 444 KB, 585x813, 1221178671197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >interested in you. Run away before she drains me of all my blood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:18:06 2008 No.1290812 Go to internet cafe, get Paypal money transferred into bank account, acquire new debit card from local bank branch. Rent room somewhere. Apply for unemployment benefit. What's this about a girl? I surely haven't the time...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:18:10 2008 No.1290813 I would have killed myself before anyone got a chance to speak with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:18:11 2008 No.1290814 Reported

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:18:41 2008 No.1290818 >>1290792 Read it again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:23:52 2008 No.1290843 >While you were sitting in a restaurant thinking about what to do next, a beautiful Japanese girl tells you she's interested in you. >What do you do? GTFO, don't want to be Shanghai'd, get eye's removed, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:24:50 2008 No.1290848 What the hell has been wrong with you lately, jaypee? You refuse to post in anything that isn't Touhou or VN related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:26:07 2008 No.1290857 >>1290848 Lately? /jp/ has always been Touhou and VNs.

>>	Magikarp Fri Sep 12 00:27:03 2008 No.1290868 I use my Splash attack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:27:22 2008 No.1290870 >>1290848 You're forgetting loli threads, those are good too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:29:17 2008 No.1290877 >>1290857 Ronery threads and the like usually got tons of post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:36:12 2008 No.1290912 Keep her as a sex slave and pet in the basement of my new house.

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