Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

When an Oni snuggles up to you while drinking, you must respond in kind.

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[Anonymous No.]

sonic

[Anonymous No.]

Auntie Yuuna is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015414
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate drunk people

[Anonymous No.]

ntrfag genocide best day of my life

[Anonymous No.]

Be sure to love your daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015416
Bullshit. Even matango are better than kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015424
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015426
Daughterus are a miracle of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

lads

[Anonymous No.]

Mice are olev.

New chapter today hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015411
I'd love too, but I don't think an oni would enjoy being with me. I don't do well with alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015424

I like NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015427
>anything
>worse than matango
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015426
>>13015429
Reminder that love doesn't involve dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015433
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015426
Everyday. And night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015389
>While she was stuck inside the window she had time to look around anon's room
>She realized it was even almost devoid of anything
>Hardly any clothes, no furniture other than a bed, a nightstand, and a computer desk
>And even though it was the middle of summer the ac wasn't on
>After getting free, and raping him again, she asks why he has so few possessions
>Anon then reveals he's been spending a lot of money on buying nothing but milk for her and had to sell some of his stuff
>It still doesn't add up so she presses further
>Anon says he wanted to wait but if she insists
>He then opens the nightstand draw and reveals an expensive looking engagement ring and puts in on her finger
>Before he can even finish his sentence she hugs him and says yes then proceeds to tenderly rape him
>Best end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015411
I would probably get along real well with an oni, i also feel I would be an even match in a drink off

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a bad enough dude?

[PantyQuest No.]

Dungeon crawling has another meaning.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13015440
Of course!
Now is not the time for dickings, doctor daughteru,

that comes later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015445
Eh. Both too many and not enough legs. Four a shit, two good, eight good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015445
The shoes appear a little redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015443
This ending is Hathor approved.

Remember give you monster girl love, and Hathor's blessed milk, each and every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015449
There are fraction of a fraction of a fraction of people that you aren't supposed to dick and you go ahead and dick anyway. Stop scarring and betraying your daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015445
I am not a bad enough dude for that, friend. I always find shoes on girls with more than two legs a bit disconcerting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015439
At least with matango you get to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015447
The greatest time of the day has come!

>mfw I'm stating hostaurus for a playable pathfinder race for research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015445
two butts? this was the silliest image i've seen today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015426
Don't forget to kocho-kocho your daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

So what would be your ideal five person, you included, party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015461
>not recognizing baneposting

Not him but, they're usually the ones asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015461

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015423
>Hating 90% of our writefags and drawfags
Think of the content, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015470
>mfw I'm stating hostaurus for a playable pathfinder race for research.
You have my attention.
>>13015479
Holstaur
Hobgoblin
Yeti
Weersheep
You would have to heartless to want to harm us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015482
m8 I saw the banepost coming from the second word, I just want to protect daughterus too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015482
A-anon. Can I really...do anything I want?

Can I rub my legs all over your body?

Can I get you addicted to my venom so you'll never, ever leave you?

Can I bully your ex-girlfriends?[/spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015466
Well, technically your body survives. Your mind does not.

and Kumiho don't kill the ones they love anon, don't fall for that filthy Kitsune propaganda. They may love you a bit too much, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015473
Before or after dicking? I'm leaning towards the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015479
Cheshire, Kunoichi, Mantis, Manticore, and a P'Orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015489
Doing it for something I'm going to write.

Right now I'm getting the racial stuff out of the way.

(Humanoid, Holstaur)
Size: Medium
+2 Strength/Charisma, -2 Dex

Finishing traits now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015500
>You included

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015470
Take a good look at the human stats and start from there. Two +2s or one +4 and one -2. Two traits, one as strong as a feat and the other just a minor bit of flavor with a bit of mechanical development.

[Anonymous No.]

Right, a coloured version of this, as requested.
Gonna start on the other one soon.

>Art by .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015479
Dragon, Ryu, Wurm, Jabberwocky, Wevyrn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015487
You don't deserve your daughteru. I will be calling daughteru services to take her away from you and she can have the fatheru who will protect her and teach her the ways of the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015491
Eh, except for the venom go ahead.

At the moment I feel a bit squeamish but I may warm to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015493
Old Q&A, you can get your sentience back as you cum in the matango, initially, you get something like ten minutes, but it increases as time goes by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015502
>Size: Medium
Too many easy jokes.
>>13015510
I like it a lot. Background is kind of weird though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015524
>Background
I was going for a "Not sure if legal" kind of feeling. I can change it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015471

Rachnera

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu sleep next to you, and how does she wake up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015524
Easy jokes but no holst is 10+ feet tall. Oni and Ogres should probably have Powerful Build, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015523
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

What is life like in MGC's famous co-ed prison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015524
This does bring up a question though, how tall are holstaurus?

I figured they were usual about as tall as a human female (with minotaurs being the bigger ones)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015504
Nah man, P'Orc's too good to pass up.

I'll go back to bed

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to give a piggyback ride to my daughter and there's nothing you prudes can do about it. Maybe I'll even take the whole family out to dinner too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015491

Oh? Are we doing crazy now? Here's one I haven't seen before.

I saved my old shell from when I molted anon.
I'm making drinking horns from my legs
Plates from my plates
And cufflinks from my mandibles
I want you to make use of lots of parts of me every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015518
>implying daughteru services Echidnas won't whip the piss out of you for trying to separate a daughteru from her father
>implying they won't laugh in your face once you tell them you want her removed because her dad is dicking her
>Sometimes five times a night, plus mornings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015470
don't forget the +5 hp every level. They need that health har har.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015542

You're a sick man and should be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015548
I gave them toughness for free for that joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015491
You had me at legs, dearest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015539

Cattle are smaller than aurochs, so the parallel would be that they are more average size. The art seems to support this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015531
Either way, I'm not looking at the background much if you know what I mean.
>>13015539
Yeah, not sure if it says in their profile but it can be inferred that yeah their about as tall as human females and Minotaurs would likely be around average to taller than human males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015548
>+5 HP a level
That's... A lot, anon. That's effectively doubling a wizard's health every time they level.
+2 HP on level up and +2 on Heal would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015546
This is the deluded mind of an incestuous pedo rapist who treats his daughertus as fuck toys.

Someone post that story of the waifu who found out her anon husband was fucking their daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015537
Old thread, you can call bullshit if you like, or go to MGR, matangos have been really toned down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015565

The one where she cried in her bed at night while listening to her husband fucking her daughter in the next room while calling her princess? That was rough. I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015563
>>13015548

Actually, that would be good.

An upgraded toughness.

+6 hp on creation, 2hp for every level after 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015561
>if you know what I mean.
Obviously. Still, if people want me to, I can change it no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015535
I bet she has a cute snore, and wakes up with a quiet but adorable moo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015565
>Someone post that story of the waifu who found out her anon husband was fucking their daughteru

Which one?

Are we joking? No one is this stupid, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015575
Cats don't moo you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015571
I don't know if she heard it or not, I just remember it was depressing as all hell. I think a lot of it was just watching her husband leave their bed to go to their daugher's bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015578
>How does your waifu

His waifu is a holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015575
>>13015578
Goddammit why did that make me laugh so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015440
>>13015429
Afcoarse it doesn't. I'll make sure every single one of them gets a nice HB. Even if that means slipping some alraune nectar in his drink when he comes over for a study session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015577
daughteru rape is serious business

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015574
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015554
>>13015572
Now, monstrous humanoids, humanoids, or magical beasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015592
Listed earlier, I went with Humanoid.

I don't think they are monsterous enough to justify the monstrous humanoids.

Also:
HEALTHY: Holstaurus characters gain 6 Health at level 1 and +2 HP at every level after level 3.
This does not stack with Toughness counts as it for the purposes of taking feats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015592
I vote humanoid. Holsts don't have any special abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015510
>>13015586
This one should be less offensive to the eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015580
It was worse that that. She could hear the bed creaking, his passionate grunts and her daughter's young moans, that quickening of pace to the final climax, him saying "I love you princess" while he cums deep inside her.

And the wife just alone, knowing that her body no longer interests him, trying to pretend she doesn't smell her own little girl on him every day, that they don't sneak off sometimes even after dinner or when she's doing laundry.

She tries wearing outfits like younger girls and prettying herself up for him, but he just doesn't have eyes for her anymore. He's found a newer, younger, replacement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015610
post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015609
Thanks man, and thanks in general for coloring all these pictures. Drawfags are great but we need colorfags also and you're good at it. Can't wait to see that next one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015608
Holstaurs can get enraged to an extent not too dissimilar from that of the Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015615
I'm no Hound, but thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015609
Are they in silent hill or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015571

>she cried in her bed at night while listening to her husband fucking her daughter in the next room while calling her princess?

I'm getting genuinely angry at this. I don't want to judge, but god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015614

Don't have it. I was just posting half-remembered drunken memories. I remember she was an Anubis though. Maybe greentext archive anon has it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015616
Give them the Orc frenzy trait maybe?

Also, should I make the milk a trait or keep it as fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015608
>>13015616
This is true, if they see red for long enough they basically revert back into Minotaurs, same if they haven't been dicked in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015621
I don't know about you, but I exclusively get my horns polished in Silent Hill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015610
thats just wrong
reading just that made me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015575
>Have Hyena waifu
>They moo to show affection
It works for me

[Anonymous No.]

is it wrong that i like matangos, i think that their dopey personality is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015627
>>13015616
Trait where if they see red/lack sexual stimulation then they have to make a series of increasingly difficult Will saves or rape someone?

[Anonymous No.]

USHI-ONI
CE Large Magical Beast CR: 5
Init +2, Senses: Darkvision 60ft, Low Light Vision, Perception +5.
Defenses:
AC 22, Touch 10, Flat Footed 18 (+6 armor, +2 Dex, +5 Natural, -1 Size
HP: 80 (8d10+40)
Fort: +11 Reflex: +8 Will: +5
Offenses:
Speed 50ft (50ft Climb and 50ft Ground)
Melee: Two Claws +13 (2d6+5)
Ranged: Webbing to 60ft (DC15 or be Snared)
Space 10ft Reach 15ft(see Powerful Build)
Statistics:
21 Strength, Dex 14, Con 20, Int 6, Wis 10, Cha 8.
Feats: Power Attack, Iron Will, Improved Bull Rush
Traits: Powerful Build, Regeneration 10 (disabled by Good-aligned) Location: HP
Alignment: Usually CE.

Environment:
Mountains, Caverns, Underground
Organization: Solitary or Family (2-4 plus 1 Human Male Fighter/Paladin)
Treasure: Incidental.

Powerful Build: This creature counts as one size category larger (Huge) when it would be advantageous to be so, such as Reach or for certain magical effects.
Playing an Ushi-Oni:
Fuck if I know. I'll come back to this later. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015626
Holstaur milk is a powerful item and obviously only Holstaurs can produce it, maybe have milk production as a trait for them and that since its always in their body they could get a little boost from it similar to if somebody else drank it.
>>13015640
Also if they are already married and they get horny enough they'll charge directly towards their husband, not stopping no madder how far away he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015642
Oh yeah, they're trained only in Stealth at 7 ranks for a total of +12 and Perception at +4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015645
>Holstaur milk is a powerful item and obviously only Holstaurs can produce it, maybe have milk production as a trait for them and that since its always in their body they could get a little boost from it similar to if somebody else drank it.
Instead of their +5 health and +2 per level perhaps CLW as an Extraordinary ability 1/day as well as Fast Healing 1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015645
>Milk

Now another question would be how much do they produce each day?

I'm figuring that enough for two servings (drinks) would be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015642
You don't mention anything about what happens when the seal is removed anon. I assume this is for a sealed Ushi-Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015654
Maybe.

It would certainly work better than giving them buckets of health.

Maybe that twice a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015585
>rape

Can't rape the willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015654
I'm biased because I love Holstaurs a lot so of course I'd like them to have both, but if you're not trying to make them op you'd probably need to either have both and reduce them or just have one.
>>13015658
That's something I don't think we've ever really talked about, could be anywhere from two servings to that entire jug, probably depends on their husband and sex life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015670
Maybe she should produce Level/2 (maybe 3) servings per day? (Storable up to her level in servings before she MUST be milked else she rapes a guy)

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Holstaurus somehow inherited a Minos phenotypical features and vice-versa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015666
Sealed but aggressive, trying to kill/capture you. Unsealed is probably just equivalent to Barbarian Rage. I'll stat it up when I do Ushi-Oni adventurers.
>>13015676
Level/4 min 1 is probably fair. It shouldn't overshadow class powers. Give her fast healing 1 to compensate, disabled in combat, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

At times I want to be tied to a table by Lich, subjected to synthesized Shirohebi flames, Manticore venom, and the Mummy's Curse as she glides that nubile labia all across my diamond hard weapon, emotionlessly and telling me it's all for the good of her studies.

That she isn't going to enjoy the feeling of it splitting her insides, or that the flow of seed and spiritual energy into her non-functioning womb gives her some hope of something more than a homunculus daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015680
Sounds fair.

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaters? Yes or No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015680
I'd recommend giving Ushi's high physical bonuses and dirt mental bonuses, similar to the orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015670
>>13015676
>>13015680
I just went back and read the milk entry, pretty much the only way to get a lot of milk is to have her husband milking her. If she's single she can still milk herself but less will be produced and I imagine the quality is a bit lower. If somebody who isn't her husband tries to milk her however very little if any comes out. So for single Holstaurs a few servings of milk can be made but it doesn't get up there unless they have a husband and are dicked regularly.
>>13015679
I'd love them all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015690
When the weather is appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015690
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015696
Hmm. I may touch on that in a sec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015694
Current concept is +10 Str, +8 Con, -4 Int, -2 Wis, -2 Cha and a LA of 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015690
Yes. So much yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015565
>>13015571
God that story made me angry.

Dicking the daughteru is one thing, but neglecting the waifu? Such a crime is unforgivable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015680
>>13015696

OK, here's what I have

Holstaurus naturally produce a nutritious milk that can be consumed by another creature to heal wounds and restore energy.

A Single holstaurus can produce 1 serving of Holstaur Milk per 4 levels each day


Now, I will post holstaurus milk as an Item later but I am thinking that maybe a married holstaur who is milked by her husband will produce 1 serving per 2 levels with the milk becoming CMW?

There can also be a % chance she makes the super milk which will be CHW but turns females into holstaurus and men into incubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015705
Sounds good.

They are going to be broken as all hell, just like if someone played a dragon or lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015623
>Anubis
Blasphemy. I would find and truly murder any man who would neglect an Anubis Waifu.

Luckily I don't have to. You might've been drunk, but I, for better or worse, wasn't. It wasn't an Anubis, they were Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015682
You.

You are mah nigga.
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[Anonymous No.]

>>13015725
aight now im even angrier. i will hunt this fucker down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015700
>>13015717
Also if you're going to include the extra thick Holstaur milk it would have to be an even more powerful item. Just drinking it turns human women into Holstaurs and human men into incubi, with "the sweet odor and taste that Holstaurs prefer". It also mellows people out, generally makes them calm but also horny. I'd also imagine it has an even more powerful spiritual and bodily fortifying effect than regular Holstaur milk. It can only be produced by her and her husband while they're having some great sex so its obviously rare.
I wrote all that out before you posted so I'm not gonna delete it. Also I don't know what these acronyms stand for sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Question!

Let's say the national stereotype of various countries populations good and bad are what Monster Girls base where they want to live or hang around?

Where and which Monster Girls(can be more than one)would prefer to be given the basic stereotype for their species?

Exp.
The Finnish are considered rude, depressed, introverted and emotionless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015721
Well they're mostly balanced as being a martial class, which makes them tier 3 at best (Bloodrager) so it sort of evens out with +2 LA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015491
FACT: If you are not willing to get addicted to your waifu's venom then it's a sign that you're thinking of infidelity and you don't really love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015682
Undead baring offspring is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015751
That is a very strange fetish but I respect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015737
Sorry, screwed it up, Should be cure serious wounds (CSW)

I don't know why I spat out CHW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015743
This seems wrong but I can't fault the logic.

I mean, if you want to spend the rest of your life with your waifu, what's wrong with being addicted to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015751
bearing*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015738
Canada: polite to a fault, will kick ass if the occasion calls for it, makes maple syrup, decent beer, cold as fuck for half the year and the other half is hot.
who wouldnt want to live here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015610
>>13015571
>>13015580
This is how the Sabbath gains new members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015751
Are you also a fan of healing?
Because attempting to make fruit grow in barren and old land sounds something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015690
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015768
Yeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015754
Ah, yeah the regular milk should be used for more minor wounds to about broken bones but for serious and sometimes life threatening stuff you need the extra thick milk. Even if it comes with the risk which, to me, is a reward since either a new Holstaur is made or you get horny single Holstaurs coming after you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015743
>>13015743

>Needing to become addicted in her venom and unable to live without it to love your waifu

If you can't be loyal to her without the need of something being injected in your body to keep you interested in her, you don't really love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015775

Here is the HEALTH re-work.

HEALTHY: Holstaurus are naturally healthy and recover quickly from wounds when out of danger and given time to relax.

When out of combat and stressful situations (Not on fire or in the middle of a trap), a holstaurus gains Fast Healing 1


I will type up the Holstaurus milk next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015738
Based off that stereotype for the Finnish
I'd say Cyclops, Sahuagin, Skeletons and Mantis would want to live in Finland or be around the Finnish maybe Glacies and Lich too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015755
What if one of you gets kidnapped by godless communists

Then instead of rescuing your waifu, you're going through withdrawal instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015479
Sona as a holst? only if she goes full AP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015779
Unmarried milk.

Holstaurus Milk (Unmarried)

Drinking Holstaurus milk allows the user regain health as if they were the subject of Cure Light Wounds with a caster level equal to the level of the holstaurus who produced it.

Females who drink this milk have the same effect listed above but have a 10% chance of having their cup size increase by one (to a maximum of D cups), their breasts will also become resistant to sagging and are softer to touch.

The cupsize increase is ignored if the female has a lover/crush/husband who loves breasts cup size A or below.
------

Married will largely be the same expect it is Cure Moderate Wounds, has a 15% chance of size increase and a max of F

Cursed/extra thick will be next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015804

>"Only you can milk me, Summoner."

[Anonymous No.]

Given a regular cow can produce 6-7 gallons of milk a day, lets cut that by two thirds for realistic expectations for a Holst
2-3 gallons of milk per day.
Given the average population of the holst planet is around half a billion this means roughly 1.5+ billion gallons of milk are produced daily.
Imagine that, the entire holst planet covered with railway lines that all they do is collect milk for export, trains full of holst milk ready for you.

Anyway, yer given holst wife can produce about 2.5 gallons a day, can you drink that much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015804
So I assume her breasts get bigger as her AP increases and in order for someone to milk her they have to pluck her strings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015825
And now I know.

Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015825
Do not forget you have to milk her 2 times a day.
Morning and evening

>>13015827
I guess the milk provides healing (her W)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015778
But the whole reason she wants to know if you'd willingly become addicted or not is to see if you would ever consider adultery.

If you refuse, than that's a sign that you have doubts about the relationship, and are therefore not really in love.
If you accept, then the need for aphrodisiac poison isn't necessary, because you've already proven your absolute determination to stay loyal to your lover.

The act of actually addicting you to her venom would therefore only be an exercise in selfishness - her wanting to keep you close and completely reliant upon her. Which is mostly abuse on her part but also an action signifying she has no other determination than to love you in the fullest.

[Anonymous No.]

>mgg pathfinder
When do we start? I personally use this http://roll20.net/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015842
Good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015846
Did we ever find out who the artist is? Cause I really wanna colour that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015836
>she wants to know if you'd willingly become addicted or not is to see if you would ever consider adultery.

So, she wants to fuck up my mind and body with addiction and later on withdrawal because she thinks I'm gonna NTR her?

Does she not trust her own husband? This is insulting, what kind of "waifu" thinks that way?

My problem is not whether I'd betray her or not, but the aphrodisiac addiction itself. I don't wanna make her sick of me being a clingy needy motherfucker who needs venom every 5 minutes, not to mention that it'd fuck me up at a physiological level.

Sure, I'd let her do it every once in a while, but addiction is not to be fucked with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015851
I have a feeling that maybe, just maybe, it might be the guy who did pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015842
>/mgg/ pathfinder
>Everyone is just Sorcerer/Paladin/Bard because max Charisma
I'd still play

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015859
Well, I have a coloured version ready, but I'm not gonna post it without crediting the drawfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015779
>>13015811
I like it, so what is the final product of all of this going to be? >>13015842 I don't know what pathfinder is so I really have no idea.
>>13015825
I'm damn well gonna try, though I'd assume we'd probably sell some of it. Even if there is billions of gallons of the stuff I'm sure there's always going to be great demand and that we could get a nice income from it.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonfly Gril: Date edition

>You didn't really didn't have much of a reason, more of an impulse
>You simply asked her on a date when you finished combing her cat, and she said yes
>You tell your mom that you'll be out this saturday
>Naturally being the doting Ushi Oni that she is, she tends to pry a bit too often
>"Who's the girl?"
>"It's Megan mom, you know, the girl who I hang out with."
>"The same girl who got you in bandages?"
>Oh no, not this
>"Eh don't worry kiddo. I'm not going to chew you or her out or anything. Just stay safe, okay? You don't want to worry your poor mother to death now, do you?"
>Whenever she says that, she instinctually starts to hug you
>Even though she's a head shorter than you, you can still feel the immense strength hidden in her relatively small body
>"No mom, don't worry, I got it covered."
>"Okay then Anon, here, have something."
>She presents a small, pastry box.
>"My personal treat, some things are better shared."
>"Okay mom, see you later."
>And before you drive off into the horizon
>"Be home before eight, and don't forget to wear protection! I don't want grandkids just yet!"
>Dammit mom
>Go to the cultural plaza
>One walk and you'll find at least half of the world's cuisines and boutiques
>You spot Megan, wearing jeans and a mint green tee, sipping a boba smoothie
>"Hi Anon, didn't see you there. Want a sip?" she says, offering her drink
>You oblige, tasting taro and soft boba jelly
>"It's pretty good, I have to admit"
>"Why thank you Anon. Oh by the way, is there any place you'd like to go, I don't really know this place all too well."
>"No problem. I think this thrift store looks pretty nice."
>You both enter the thrift store which is filled to the brim with odd junk of all kinds, some you don't even have the words for.
>You'd figure she'd be bored, but instead you found her bouncing around the higher levels, picking up new trinkets before finding another new novelty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015866

I don't think he identified himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015869
I'm actually writing this for a story I am creating, although you can always hang on to the races for use. (Pathfinder is Dungeons and Dragons 3.5)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015872
Guess I gonna have to find him/her/it myself then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015871
>When she comes down she presents to you two swords and two hats.
>Gesturing you to put up your blade and hat you follow her up a stairway
>"Villain, you have foiled my plans long enough, have at you."
>You reply "Me, a villain? For such an insult, taste my blade."
>In mock parries you two dance across, swing your blades in make believe
>"This blow will detain you nay sayer."
>"After you fiend."
>As you ready your strike Megan accidentaly struck someone with her fist mid swing
>Turns out it was some two bit cutpurse
>Although Megan didn't get any reward, the thank you was enough
>You decide after that debacle to take Megan to the movies, her choice
>It was some thriller where the Dollerganger waifu fakes her own death to frame her husband for cheating on her
>By the end of the film you were legitimately freaked out by how manipulative and insane both of them were
>And that the Doppelganger got away with it all
>Meanwhile Megan was entranced like a child watching a toy commercial
>She didn't even notice the act wrapping her tail around you
>To ease your mind as you two chat about if the movie was discriminating against Shapeshifters you decide to tell her that you need a minute
>In a rush you came back with the pastry box from your car
>"What's in the box Anon?"
>"I think it's a dessert."
>When you two peer into the box
>What the fuck mom.gif
>Homemade Pecan pie, a heat resistant shaker full of brown sugar, a note and a box of condoms
>Megan read the note
>"Dear Anon, just in case. -love Mom P.S. Girls like it when you call them pretty."
>You can see Megan barely containing her laughter
>Meanwhile you're flapping your mouth wordlessly at what you just heard
>"Eh heh heh, well, uh, no use wasting this pie. Let's eat."
>You try to stammer an apology in between laughing in shame
>At least the pie was good
>As you escort Megan to her motorcycle, she spins on her heels towards you
>And gives you a goodbye kiss

[Anonymous No.]

Extra Thick Holstaurus Milk

A thick and hearty milk produced by only truly happy holstaurus who are being milked by their husbands while engaging in sex with him at the same time.

This milk has a 5% chance of appearing when a married holstaurus is milked by her husband while having sex with him. When it does appear it replaces one of her naturally produced servings.

When drunk, the drinker regains health as if they were the subject of a Cure Serious Wounds spell whose caster level is equal to the level of the holstaurus who produced it.

A man who drinks this milk, and is not subject to incubization from any other source will gain the Incubus (Holstaurus) Trait. In addition to the normal incubization status, the man is now much more attractive to holstaurus, resulting in a holstaurus appearing once a week (although this rate may be changed depending on the exact location of the party) to try and romance the man in question.

This effect ceases once the Man is claimed by a monster wife, except for the incubization of course.

Human Females who partake of this drink are instantly transformed into holstaurus, replacing their Humanoid (Human) race with Humanoid (Holstaur). They will replace all human racial traits (keeping all skills and feats spent) and ability bonuses with those of the holstaurus. Human Females who are past puberty will have their bust size increase to F or, if already F, increase to H (No further enhancements via milk may be made at this point.)

Monster Females increase their bust by two cup sizes to a maximum of H unless their husband/lover/crush enjoys breasts A cup or smaller.

(Note: All cupsizes are based on the respective races body size. A centaur F cup will be bigger than a Mantis F Cup)

---------

Don't know if I should tweak the sizes/percentages of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015859
Nah, different artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015871
>>13015883
>More Dragonfly Girl
Hooray!

Cute as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015883
>>13015901

Thank you for the compliment.

>Then this happens
>Snap
>"My son's first kiss. I'd never thought I'd see the day when that happens"
>It's your mom, with a camera and a bunch of bodies wrapped in silk
>"Mom?!"
>"Mrs. Mince?!"
>"What are you doing here?!"
>"Oh nothing, just making sure you are alright. Don't mind these, just some bad kids that needed disciplining. They kept talking about your girlfriend, something about 'revenge'. Speaking of which, I'm Mrs. Mince, pleased to meet you Megan."
>Megan is now beet red herself, even so she managed to calm herself enough to reply back
>"Mom, thank you, really, but please. Next time, don't put 'that' in your gifts. Please?"
>"Okay then, I just thought all the kids these days were as raunchy as ever. Even I had a few dozen or so-"
>"Mom!"
>"Kay kay, I'll stop embarrassing you, you big baby. Stay safe you too. See you at home."
>You are so done for today

http://pastebin.com/uD3fgrHp

Update at line 489

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015899
Thank god, I don't wanna dig through the /tg/ anymore anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's time
http://pastebin.com/zmbK6iF5

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015887
>resulting in a holstaurus appearing once a week (although this rate may be changed depending on the exact location of the party) to try and romance the man in question.
I wouldn't last a single day, I'd jump the first one to show up.
>Human Females who are past puberty will have their bust size increase to F or, if already F, increase to H (No further enhancements via milk may be made at this point.)
This could make for some fun moments, especially if she's all serious before then suddenly turns into a huge tited relaxed cow girl, again I'd probably have to fuck them on the spot.
Sizes I think are fine but you can tell my bias, percentage I think is good also considering you do want it to be a pretty rare item though I'm torn because I feel it should be more around 10%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015917
In the wake of your "run-in" with the club president she happened to mention her name to you: Kerra. You sit in the club room alone this evening, the end of the week after initially joining. She is apparently very busy in administrative matters for the school. Somehow she finds time for student council, to assistant in the library, and works as assistant coach to the track team apparently because a friend of hers insisted. You've seen her once since she took advantage of you and she was on her way out of the club room. She didn't even look at you, face fixed on the floor. You would never have believed a monster girl could be so shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015917
Aww yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015928
Having caught up on school paperwork and class studies you decide to take a look around at the books on the shelves. You were in no rush to find out what would be on those shelves after what Kerra had been reading before. Ah, here we are this one looks norm- "The Fuck of Gilgamesh". It isn't normal at all.. "Homer's Orgy"... these book titles are all wrong. You take a moment to flip through some of the pages. The contents seemed roughly the same except for the fact Odysseus now spent a large amount of his time fucking and being fucked by the creatures he found. You put the book back and decide you'll study for that test...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015917
For more Anubis?!

[Anonymous No.]

>Be an AP student
>Always stressed out because all your friends are uber-geniuses who can get A's on everything and still have time to play vidya
>While you are stuck studying to get the same results
>One night when you're reviewing notes for a quiz on Mist Continental culture
>An Oomukade calls for you.
>You head to your balcony
>And then she sings this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFfK-mh1kQ
>After that she in her panting breath and tired expression asks
>"Would you like to go to prom with me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015937
Kerra
===
Bookworm Anubis. Meek but intense. She finds joy in studying history, especially history of a more perverse nature. She has an aura about her that is very alluring. This is in actuality due to the latent nature of her ability to curse a potential mate into uncontrollable lust. This is not to discount her immense beauty. Her eyes are crimson, her fur and hair a deep black color that complements the light chocolate tone of her skin. She is just over 6 feet tall, slim but curvy, small breasted. Her tail is long, well-groomed, and luxurious. Her ears add a few inches to her stature, always standing at attention. The contrasting chocolate black of the inner ear and flecks of white hairs the only exception in her skin tones and coat.

She prefers to wear heavy clothes on her upper torso to keep her otherwise naked chest nice and toasty. Along with this she is fond of long flowing skirts because they go well with her tail.
She wears large black glasses that match her fur, they complement her form but take one's focus from her eyes, helping to further enforce her shy personality. Due to her taste in fashion one only catches hints of her bare skin aside from her face.

When made uncomfortable (which is quite easy) she is thrown into a heat that only grows more intense based on her discomfort. When this occurs the strength of her curse becomes overwhelming. While in this state she turns from meek to extremely demanding and dominating. After the throes of her passion have subsided she returns to her reserved, introverted form. This process can take time.
===

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015923
Glad to hear.

Now I'm debating making a Hathor God for Holstaur Clerics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015909
>Stalked and Photographed son's first kiss.
I'm reminded of the end of Anton the Sax Man.

>Don't mind these, just some bad kids that needed disciplining. They kept talking about your girlfriend, something about 'revenge'.

What a wonderful parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015946
I like absolutely positively every single thing about this.

>tfw no Anubis-senpai
It hurts ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015899
Thanks for the clarification, whoever-you-may-be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015899
Is that a Werecat or Grizzly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015962
Anyhow, my quest continues. Maybe I'll find Recap anon and Loen along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015972
>*Loen has left the party*
It's not a good feeling at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015981
Loen's still recovering probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015981
He took the good gear too, what an asshole.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015972
Who is that drawfag though? And why did he have to draw a picture of Laska?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never replace your Russian Blue Oni friend's tea with vodka
>she will never squat you into the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

Now, I'm aware that Holst milk will always give health and softness, but I am wondering one thing. Does the bust effect build up? What I mean is, let's say at first, only one of you wants the effect to work; but after having some of the milk, the other half finally wants it as well. Will the previous milk take effect, or will the ones after the wanting take effect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015946
>You hum some tune that doesn't come from anywhere when you feel the ground rumble.
>You blink and look up realizing that the thumping is something running down the hall toward the club room.
>"Kerra!" you hear from some frighteningly jubilant voice as the thumping stops just outside the door and it is thrown open.
>A small sphinx wearing only what appears to be some sports team jacket and a tight blue sports bra over her large chest appears in the doorway.

>“Ah! You're not Kerra...an intruder?!" she exclaims as she bounces into the room.
>She moves with purpose and fast toward you on her large lion-like legs.
>She stops in front of you, staring intently.
>Poking at your nose she “hmms” at you suspiciously.
>“The room is right but you're not. What did you do with Kerra?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016006
Bust effect only triggers when the other half wants it and it will only start effecting her on any future ones she drinks.

It will not retroactively effect her.

Also, it only needs the guy she wants to like big breasts (so you can have a girl with flat chest who hates big breasts going cow tits level and hating it....although that guy she likes is looking at her more so maybe its not that bad.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016005

PAPALI PAPALI CYKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016004
That's why we keep fighting, to find that answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016022
Cheeki Breeki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015861
Actually I want to try out the Path of War rules, so I'll probably be playing something melee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016005
>If there's a guy they like, they'll aggressively invite him out drinking.
>Their true nature as monsters is revealed by sake.
>Whenever they're drinking, if there's a human man nearby, they'll assault and rape him right away.
>You'll never have a Blue Oni friend who insists you come out drinking with her.
>She'll never use the ol' liquid courage to make her feelings about you exceedingly clear.
>You'll never wake up the next morning with a serious hangover, a sore pelvis, and her clinging to you, sleeping peacefully, and still looking a wee bit buzzed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016004
Everyone loves Laska.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing more romantic than snuggling up with your loving dragon wife at night in bed, that warmth from he body, the comfort of being with the one you love, and the security in knowing you are not alone.
You gently lean over to kiss her in her sleep for being such a wonderful loving dragon wife , and then suddenly
WHAM! Right into your forehead with her horns, You now have a splitting head ache, and she is slowly waking up asking "whats wrong?"

One must be careful when dating a dragon for this is very much a concern.

Thats when I discovered these great horn sock sleeves she can wear at night to pad her horns thus preventing her from bashing me in her sleep

<She busts out laughing and changes the channel>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015989
Yeah, he'll be back, but damn, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016032

IV DAMKI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016013
Wait...

Is this just going to turn into a "Club Room Harem" thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016046
Laska is a recolored, OC Donutsteel Werecat with teleportation powers.

Although, she isn't as autismal as the Cheticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016041
Oh wow when was this released, this looks pretty cool and changes my look to fighting classes that aren't called magus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016047
>commercials

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016052
AAAAANUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016066
If you used less buzzwords you might get your point across

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016059
You tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016071

UBIRAYSYA IZ MOYEY LESU KURWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016067
Not sure when it was released honestly. But here is a link to the goodness:
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/path-of-war

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016070
MGC TV , what else did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016087
I'd rather just Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016081
Hey man, they still apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016092
They aren't funny or endearing in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016106
Neither are you , but you don't hear me complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016099
Let the plot happen my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016118
Well you asked. But I will wait and watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016089
Pretty cool they got warlord back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015842
>>13015869
>>13015861
I mean...
I could host a game, but the rules aren't ready yet obviously, and you'd need to actually increase the edginess of the world for people to have any actual combat instead of getting proactively dated on the first encounter.
On that note, is there anything anyone wants statted in the pathfinder rules? Adventurer races? Opponents? Gods? Bloodlines/mysteries/etc?

I'll finish the Ushi-Oni adventurer rules in a bit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016118
>mind the gap
>2rsena1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016013
>In the moments she actually seems to have stopped to take a breath you explain that you're a new club member.
>“Heheh she must like you to have actually asked you to join” she's still poking at you, although where she's poking keeps moving south.
>A sly grin forms on her face, “Have you 'studied' with her yet?”
>Her poke turns into a grab as she reaches your crotch
>You jump up startled, knocking your chair over, but she's already grabbed you by the waist.
>She's quite a bit shorter than you, barely bending over to hover below.
>Your pants are now around your ankles, she looks at your member, investigating it.
>“Hm not bad, if you haven't studied with her you can study with me...”
>A yell from the doorway gets your attention, “SIRA!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016154
I'm never going to get tired of seeing that picture.

And to the anon who made a full-out wallpaper with it, whether you're reading or not, thanks again.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't being an apprentice to a Leanan Sidhe sculptor suck?

Because you know, no matter how good you get, you'll always be criticized for flaws that she sees as insults to skill and effort.

A hair out of place, a finger bent too much and a toe too short would be the words you hear everyday, who would want to put up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015950
That'd be fun, you could even have Hathor's milk as the super ultra rare ultimate healing item.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016131
I like some of the Paths and abilities a lot more than the ones in Tome of Battle honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015642
Playing as an Ushi-Oni Adventurer:
Not recommended. However, the following rules are available if you wish to play one. The following assumes that you are either a 'civilized' Ushi-Oni or are a former human female corrupted via their Black Blood.

Attribute Bonuses: +10 Strength, +8 Constitution, -4 Intelligence, -2 Wisdom, -2 Charisma. Ushi-Oni are incredibly strong and virtually never tire. However, they are generally focused to a fault on capturing a husband, and are rarely all mentally 'there' unless it involves sex or violence.
Size: Medium (but see Powerful Build)
Racial Skill Bonuses: +2 to Stealth, +2 to Swim.
Speed: 40ft. Additionally, an Ushi-Oni can climb as per Spider Climb, the spell.
Type: An Ushi-Oni is both a Humanoid and a Magical Beast for the purposes of spells.
Traits: Regeneration 10, disabled by being struck with a Good-aligned weapon, or an Evil-aligned weapon if the Ushi-Oni is Chaotic Good, Lawful Good, or Neutral Good.
Natural Weapons: Ushi-Oni have two Claw attacks that deal 1d8 damage each. However, Ushi-Oni cannot carry or use weapons unless specifically made for them, at a 25% increase in cost to manufacture the weapon. (Enchanting costs remain the same.)
Powerful Build: An Ushi-Oni is considered either a Medium creature when advantageous, or a Large creature when advantageous. This means that an Ushi-Oni has a base reach of 10ft.
Natural Armor: Ushi-Oni have Natural Armor of +5, however they cannot wear armor except for Barding.
LA: +2.

Favored Classes:
Barbarian: +1 round of Rage per level.
Bloodrager: +1 round of Bloodrage per level.
Brawler: +1/4 of the Brawler's level for purposes of unarmed strike.
Fighter: +2 additional bonus to Attack rolls on a Charge.
Sorceror: +1/2 point of Fire resistance per level.


Thoughts? Should I stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015950
Do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015950
Hathor:
Neutral Good Full God
Portfolio: Agriculture, Fertility, Milk, Cows, Holstaurus.
Worshippers: Holstaurus.
Alignments: LG, NG, CG, TN
Domains: Charm, Good, Community, Healing.


Look about right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016193
I'm chaotic neutral though...

Guess I can't apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016177
I like it so far!

[Anonymous No.]

>Kerra stands in it, a large folder of papers now shredded in her paws and about the floor
>“Geh, you came back...” the sphinx says looking over her shoulder
>About twelve different statements seem to start all at once from the Sphinx's mouth as Kerra marches over to her and then pushes her out of the room, slamming the door afterward
>The sphinx seems to be talking in riddles and can't get any words out right
>You hear Sira from the hallway, “STINGY!”
>You notice the Anubis's tail flailing about aggressively behind her.
>She turns around and looks at you, “She's not a club member you know!”
>“A-as your club president I forbid you to see her”
>Hearing her try to be so stern is quite enjoyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016193
Looks close, I plan on doing more when I'm back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016193
Looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016203
Nope. You have to be a good person at heart or at least try to be accepted into Hathor's bountiful bosom.
>>13016204
Glad to hear it. Unfortunately, I missed the Languages, so here goes.
An Ushi-Oni speaks Abyssal and Common. Particularly intelligent Ushi-Oni can learn Giant, Orc, Sylvan, or Infernal.
Seriously, I'm dyin' for work here. Anyone have a species that they want statted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016193
Cool.

Set next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016150
well from what I recall, there are still dangerous beasts that haven't turned in MGE ( I recall something about demonic boar?) and versus regular monster girls, well, there's always just putting restraint on oneself.

As for stats, gimmie..
Merrow, Mantis and Yeti races

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016209
This. I like this.
>Angry, jealous Anubis
I want to give her a reassuring hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016216
>You have to be a good person at heart or at least try
I try...when it's favorable to me.

Yeah, point taken.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

It's time for ch.11 of Yetinburg, echoes of the end. Only planning one more chapter and then an epilogue for it, so I won't be giving any hints as to what goes on in this chapter. It's only about half the size of last one but I hope you enjoy.
Feedback and criticism is always welcome.
http://pastebin.com/SYyD2N59

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016217
Set:
Chaotic Neutral Full God
Portfolio: Storms, Desert, War, Foreigners.
Worshippers: Madmen, Evil Anubises and Apophis.
Alignments: Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic Evil, True Neutral.
Domains: Chaos, Destruction, Weather, War.

Am I reading Set wrong? Should she be CE?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW not even alcohol raging through your system can get you to write

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016241
That usually makes it worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016241

Music and/or vidya usually fix that for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016221
Demon Realm Beasts, as their called.
Two known kinds that're mentioned in the MGE World Guide, are the Giant Boars, and also Giant Scorpions.

The boars are known to make good pets, mounts, have delicious meat, and the larger of them are popular targets for challenge-hunts. The scorpions are pests known to raid farms, and in place of stingers, their tails shoot an aphrodisiac to distract farmers who come to interrupt their feeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016241
A M P H E T A M I N E S

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016235
Aw yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016247
>Giant Scorpions.
Get my nugget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016221
Mantis;
Medium Humanoid
Attribute Adjustments: +4 Dexterity, -2 Con.
Type: Mantis are Medium humanoids with Mamono and Insect subtypes.
Base Speed: 40ft. Additionally, a Mantis is constantly affected by Feather Fall if she so chooses.
Languages: Mantises speak Common and Sylvan. Particularly intelligent Mantises can choose from Elven, Celestial, Infernal, Gnoll, Dwarven, and Terran.

Defensive Traits:
Mantises have +2 Natural Armor.

Offensive Traits:
Mantises have two Scythe natural attacks, Finesse weapons that deal 1d6 damage each.
Burst of Speed: Once a day, a Mantis may activate Burst of Speed to gain +30 base speed for one round, Flight (Poor) for one round, and +2 to all attack rolls.

General Traits:
Special Eyes: Mantises have +2 to Perception rolls, as well as Low Light Vision.

I'll do favored classes later, but they should have Ranger, Fighter, Brawler, Monk, Paladin, and Barbarian as favored classes at least.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016247
>Everything about scorpion
What.
The poor farmer who was first subjected to that, how confused was he?

[Anonymous No.]

How did Jack differ from the canon Jabberwock again design wise? I need the description YBA gave a while back..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016253
Well the point of it is that they spray the farmer, who gets so horny, they immediately run off to fuck their waifu/husbando, leaving the scorpion to eat in peace.

When the scorpions come to raid Harvest Festivals, an extra-jumbo one sometimes appears, who can spray an entire village like it's a fountain, turning the entire Harvest into an orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016209
>“A-as your club president I forbid you to see her”

I like where this is going. Give her headpats and reassure her you're hers. Then when her back is turned hug her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016267
Was intended for >>13016260

[Anonymous No.]

OK Anons
I've lurked for a few weeks
I've read through the wiki
But I haven't been able to select a waifu, so I was wondering:
How did you come to adore your chosen waifu?
Was it what you learned through the wiki?
Was it a story that pulled at your heart?
I'm curious because some of you seem to be fairly polarized and adamant it your choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016268
You. You are mah nigga and I agree whole-heartedly with everything you said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016267
That sounds like some sort of event boss at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275

Do I really need to give an explanation as to why I adore her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016261
I regret not capping it when I had the opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
For me it was a story that particularly pulled at my heart.

I'd always liked the profile, but I really went head-over-heels, this-is-mai-waifu after reading a particular story.

I read it, and just some of the details, some character points, just made me realize "This is what I want in life."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
I'm not sure why I've grown to love and adore crow tengus so much, something about them just seems so pure and adorable to me and they're just absolutely cute.

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>>13016237
>Worshippers: Apophis
You forget Set beat up Apophis and took over as main antagonist in the myths.

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>>13016275
>But I haven't been able to select a waifu
That's your problem, you don't select your waifu, it just kinda happens.

And she doesn't have to be from MGE, she doesn't even really need to be a MG, don't force this kind of thing anon

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>>13016275
I dunno, I liked my waifu the moment I saw her, and she's been at spot #1 ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016279
That's pretty much the point. It's even how the Villagers view it in-universe.

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>>13016275

Glad to see there's still polite people joining the threads nowadays.

As for my waifu, the wiki entry did it for me.

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>>13016286
The reason I love the Wight (and monster onee-sans) so much is Free_Drinks story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
You don't select a waifu.

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>>13016301
I'm not familiar anon, but good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
Honestly, some reassuring coaxing from these threads helped. I've had doubts due to...well, personal issues, but some rather thorough convincing from the fine gents here have reassured me that she'd never give up on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
I didn't choose muh waifu.
Muh waifu chose me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
Is this real? A newfag who isn't a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
>But I haven't been able to select a waifu
You don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
>>13016290
>>13016304
>>13016307
This.

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>>13016291

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016309
He actually lurked and read up.

I am ashamed to say that I was way worse...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016312
It really is the truth.

Even though I say I "Chose" because of a story I read, it's really like I read the story, and it just hit me, bam, I'm in love, mai waifu, all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016305
http://pastebin.com/cSGesYS5
>>13016309
Hey, I discovered this place while milling around in /a/'s archives during january last year.

My first experiences with writefaggorty were Cap, Tarrek, MonstergirlCrossing, and Yananon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016313
Kyon, stop having revelations that lead to new HEAT moves and pay attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
She was mai waifu before I even read the wiki.
All that really did was furnish her with inferior competitors.

>>13016286
What's the waifu and what's the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016288
Huh. Duly noted.

>>13016275
A story, more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016324
>HEAT moves gained from panty thievery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016326
Anubis, because of Trachyon's Lego Anubis story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016336
Arguably the best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016209
I have updated the pastebin with Sira's info but will just continue the story here..

>You can barely control your body, not sure if you're even under your own control.
>You walk over to Kerra and wrap your arms around her hearing her yelp, not even noticing you left your pants behind
>Patting her on the head you feel her whole body tense up before relaxing
>Your dick is also patting her in a different place
>In the door window you see Sira peering in and grinning at you as she turns around and walks off
>Kerra is breathing heavily against you, her paw has made its way down to your member
>She gets down on her knees and looks up at you, “I-I'll do it instead”
>“But then you have to do what I say!”
>You nod at her and she begins licking you
>Find yourself surprised at this turn of events
>She takes you all the way into her mouth
>You groan and push against her
>Her studies have provided good results
>The movements are slow, methodical, exploring you
>Also exploring your body with her paws, gently working a claw across a scratch she left there earlier in the week
>She brings a paw under your dick, rubbing at your balls
>The varied movements of her paws and the impressive use of her mouth bring you to a hard and complete climax
>She lingers there a while after you finish, slowly letting you go as you stand there regaining your composure
>Puts a paw on her knee and stands looking at you, her eyes seem to be glowing through her glasses
>Her eyes are looking right through you, completely filled with lust
>At some point during this she'd pulled her skirt down and it falls to the floor, a paw lodged firmly between her legs as she groans and fidgets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016346
>But then you have to do what I say!
Oh. Gladly. So very very gladly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016321

Well, you sound like an okay guy.

Welcome to the sandbox. It's not very clean, though.

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>>13016281
>>13016286
>>13016287
>>13016290
>>13016291
>>13016300
>>13016304
>>13016306
>>13016307
>>13016309
>>13016311
>>13016312
>>13016326
>>13016333
Thank you each for your input.
Sounds like I need to go back to lurking and maybe the right one will come to me.

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>>13016360
Let us know how it turns out.

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>>13016359
January '14 I should have said.

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>>13016216
I'd like to see Arachne, slimes and Lizardgirls. Might as well Minotaurs since you did Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016360
Godspeed Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016221
Yeti:
Medium Humanoid
Attribute Adjustments: +2 Strength, +2 Cha, -2 Int. Yeti are strong and likeable, but often airheaded.
Type: Yeti are Medium humanoids with Mamono and Beastman subtypes.
Base Speed: 30ft. Additionally, Yeti are never hindered by areas of light or heavy snowfall.
Languages: Yeti normally speak Common and Giant. Yeti with high intelligence scores can choose from Aquan, Terran, Orc, Gnoll, and Draconic.

Defensive Traits:
Yeti have fluffy, thick fur that shelters them from the cold. They have Cold Resistance 5, and never suffer the effects of fatigue from cold weather.

Offensive Traits:
Strong Grappler: Yeti gain +4 on CMB to start or continue a Grapple.

General Traits:
Shared Warmth: Yeti grant Cold Resistance 1 to all allied characters within 5 feet of her.
Thoughts? Should I stop doing this? Am I shitting up the thread with unrelated stuff?
>>13016367
Alright. Arachne and Minotaurs are probably going to be converted Driders and Minotaurs, but scaled down a bit into player races. Lizardgirls should be easy, but Slimes may be tough to balance.

[Anonymous No.]

It's still monster girls so it should fine, I absolutely love them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016360
I always had a thing for certain types of Mgs, one day it was a fox woman, and it stuck, it just comes to you
I am just glad I did not turn into a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016378 was of course ment for >>13016373
By the way, I'd also like to see something like say...march hare and dormouse if that's not too much trouble

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>>13016275
Well I had applied for CYOAnon's first Tanuki Dating Service back when, and I got a Jabberwock from it. It wasn't a Monster Girl I was expecting or even considered as Waifu Material, but she was absolutely perfect, flawless even. And the more I thought about her, the more I grew to adore her. Heck, before I didn't even care much for Delicious Brown, but from that I grew enlightened to it's wonders.

It's also nice that she's just right in popularity. Not too popular where people bitch about her or she seems like a generic and uncool choice, but not obscure to the point where there's nothing about her and people forget she exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016360
Try reading some more stories and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016388

Just don't read anything from Bollocks, Bob, NegaWalker, or the Almighty Asspope himself, Inarikitsune

AlpAnon is fine, though so long as you don't bully and hurt her feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016396
Oh c'mon Alpie, no need to self promote.
Though, I agree. Read some of his stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016396
Who are the must read writefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016373
I like em, and I really like this idea. I've never played any DnD so if you ever do make it a full thing I'd likely need help understanding things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016275
Was just a matter of time, I have always been drawn to characters like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016405

RSAnon, YBA, Anonymoose, Pennywise, MachineAnon, LDR (ía ía), and ELH are all decent to good writefaggots.

Or you could read the works of our fallen sovereign patriot: Captain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016407
That what you'd say is your waifu?

Top-tier taste anon. Very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016373
Figures you'd go the Minotaur/Drider route in terms of conversions. Keep up the good work anon. Be sure to put all of this in a pastebin when you finish/take a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015899
Ah, pain. It connects us all.

[Anonymous No.]

Here, hold this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015942
I'd love to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016429
But why are you telling me to hold this paw-ket pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016367
Minotaur:
Size: Medium.
Attribute Adjustments: +4 Strength, +2 Constitution, -2 Intelligence, -2 Wisdom. Minotaur are hardy and strong but suffer severe mental impairment due to their bullheaded nature.
Base Speed: 30ft.
Languages: All Minotaur speak Common. Particularly intelligent Minotaur can choose from Dwarven, Kobold(? Do they even exist?), Orc, Giant, and Elven.

Perception racial traits:
Minotaur have natural Low Light Vision.

Defensive Racial Traits:
Cunning: Minotaur are NEVER flatfooted, and gain Uncanny Dodge.

Offensive Racial Traits:
Minotaurs gain +2 on all Bull Rush attempts.

Feats:
Fierce: Minotaur gain +2 on all Survival and Perception checks, and Survival is always a class skill for them.
Weapon Specialization (Greataxe): Minotaur gain Weapon Specialization for the Greataxe whether or not they meet the requirements, and they are always proficient with the Greataxe.


Thoughts?

>>13016405
To toot my own horn, after you've read the excellent suggestions here: >>13016412 I could somewhat recommend my own. I'm Gauf. Not exactly must-read but people seem to like my smut.
>>13016418
Yeah, quick and easy. I'll dump it in a paste when i'm done for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016403

I'm not Alp?

I'm just a faggot who hates people reading my shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016429
Poor thing has a watermark glued to her backside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016047
Commercial Anon! Glad to see you live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016429
I dunno anon, one time i was trusted with a chinchilla and bad things happened.

A chinchilla girl would be the absolute pinnacle of soft fluff though now that i think about it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016429
I don't want to hold it

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dress up a spider girl. Different cute outfits each day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016165
Someone who wants a portable onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016405
Honestly, Bob is decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016406
I'd be happy to help you if you need any help understanding anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016456
Go back to the IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016456
Yeah, last year when he wasn't an insufferable faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016440

Like, if I could have a button that allowed me to kill every one of you via dumping into a Matango or Roper infested pit ala Doctor No's little button console i'd gladly press it every time one of you faggots gave me fake praise.

Would there be remorse? Sure. But most of that would be from somehow ending up as the end table to LDR and ELH's weird as shit Armchair-kun tea parties.

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>>13016445
>chinchilla girl
The ultimate cuddle

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>>13016458
If it does ever become a full thing yeah, though like I said I'd probably just jump the first single Holstaur I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016445
>Chinchilla girl
I see. So you are trying to commit a mass murder here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016456
>Honestly, Bob was decent
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016464
>fake praise
Bollocks, why do you whine so much?

Like fuck, cry me a river, and build a bridge to get over it you rube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016463
By last year do you mean 2013 or 2014?

Has he even done anything this year?

[Anonymous No.]

Always be careful with what you say about monsters.

You never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016477
>By last year do you mean 2013 or 2014?
Yeah, which is around the time he wrote about Sphinx powerbombing, which is his only memorable feat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to serve my Dragon Mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016472
Just a little. 10, 20 people tops.
>>13016466
Exactly, If there was ever a chance to cuddlefuck a cloud now is the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016346
>Her eyes are glowing
>You're still hard, you're harder even, it hurts and you want release
>“S-sorry about this” she groans out as she pushes you against the table and throws you onto it
>Jumps on top of you and straddles you, taking you inside her in one movement
>She gasps out happily and moans like she'd been waiting far too long for this
>You tug at her oversized sweater, she gets the hint and pulls it off as she bounces on top of you
>Tosses it on the ground revealing her flawless skin, markings across her stomach, slight breasts moving as she rides you
>You push your groin against her grinding, needing to cum
>Push her off as she barks with surprise
>Bend her over the table and enter her from behind
>Her tails brushes across your chest, her paws on either side of you urging you on
>You bring your hand across her tail, petting and pulling at it. Hard.
>She gasps in surprise and looks back at you, her eyes panicked
>“No you can't!”
>You continue playing with her tail as she yelps and moans loudly, a paw digging into your hip and drawing blood
>She is pushing herself against you keeping rhythm
>Ramming against each other hard enough that you realize you'll be sore later
>You feel yourself begin to climax as she shoves herself into you and grinds
>Pull her off the table and wrap your arms around her as she looks up at the ceiling, mouth agape and all manner of moan and groan coming out
>You're lifting her off the ground as you push into her feeling her shiver against you
>“Not done...” you hear her growl
>Club ended late that evening, you don't remember much about the weekend

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>>13016480
I doubt it, with what I say day in and day out I would have had my door kicked in by a horny cow by now.

[Anonymous No.]

Name something more adorable than your dog daughteru coming out of the bath, shaking herself dry and standing there panting as her fur makes her a fluffball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016483
>tfw no Blue Dragon guardian to protect your quaint, seaside village.

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>>13016480
Anon, that preposterous
I mean, there can't possibly, POSSIBLY, be monsters among us

[Anonymous No.]

Let's take a rollcall of who falls into what category, maledom, femdom, switch, or equal.

http://strawpoll.me/3589984

Play nicely now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016444
Alive and kicking, just been doing other greentexts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016464

> Implying you don't want to be the table

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016495

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016497
This can't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016483
I want a Dragon maid to serve me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016492
The squeak a mouse makes when you hug them tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016507
That's popping anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016503
I mean, there's just no way. There's no way at all
There's no chance. It's impossible. IMPOSSIBLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016511

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016492

Ushi Oni Daughteru getting all excited because she's getting a seal like Mommy's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016511
You know there's a skeleton inside all of us, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016492
Having a Werebat orphan cling to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016483
As do I anon, as do I.

>>13016488
>Bend her over the table and enter her from behind
>Her tail brushes across your chest, her paws on either side of you urging you on.
>Tail pulling
>"Not done..."
A thousand times GOD YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016439
Kobolds do exist, see Polt of EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016480
My Dark Elf boss reads my emails. So I'm a bit more careful now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016515
I mean, monsters among us? Watching our every move? reading our every post? Itching the ditch to our greentexts?
That's just crazy talk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016529
>Sneak sexy e-mail in every so often telling a buddy how bad you want to pound your boss
>Suddenly reprimand fuck in boss's office

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016531
You're getting raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016534
>'accidentally' send an email to her detailing everything you want to do to her and everything you want her to do to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016529
What a bra stuffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016539
What? I don't know what you're talking abo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016497
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016531
Well, there is no way talking about mouse girls will get me rap-

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016418
Arachne:
Ability Score Adjustments: +2 Dex, +2 Cha, -2 Str. Arachne are fairly frail but agile, quick, and charming.
Size: Arachne are Large Creatures with Undersized (see Traits)
Type: Arachne are Monstrous Humanoids.
Base Speed: 40ft.
Languages: Arachne speak Common and Undercommon. Smart Arachne can speak Elven, Dwarven, Gnoll, Draconic, or Sylvan.

Skill bonuses:
Spider Legs: Arachne gain a racial +10 bonus to Climb and have a Climb speed of 30 ft.
Multiple Eyes: Arachne roll twice on Perception and take the better result.


Defensive Traits:
Multiple Legs: Arachne gain a +6 racial bonus against Trip attacks.

Offensive Traits:
Arachne can, twice a day, cast Web at DC15 to escape.
Any overt things I've missed for the generic Arachne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016545
Don't be a bully to elves.

Otherwise Officer Cheshire and Manticore will have to have a word with you.
They just got a Hellhound unit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016550
Ah, one thing:
Undersized: Arachne are Large creatures, but are considered Medium for the purposes of wielding weapons and wearing armor. Additionally, they have +2 Natural Armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016529
>Chat at the water cooler with a coworker about the Holstaurus with the amazing tits in Accounting.
>Dark Elf boss walks by as you're talking, you quickly change the subject, but it's too late. She already heard you.
>Sure enough, at the end of the day you're called into the office, probably a 'punishment' for sexual misconduct.
>Walk in to find the Holstaurus accountant bound and gagged on her desk.
>She's lying back in her chair with a glass of whisky.
>"Put on a good show for me Anon. Or I'll put on a good show for her..."

Such is life in the office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016560
I want to work in MG office...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016560
Dear penthouse forum;
I just had the greatest day of 'work' ever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016553
>The Cheshire, Manticore, and Hellhound units forcibly impregnated themselves off of Anons dick while the Dark Elf is incapacitated and forced to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016488
Done for now.
Updated pastebin: http://pastebin.com/zmbK6iF5

You're lucky you stopped me before I let Sphinx have her way with Protag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016566
You really don't.

The pay is shit and you constantly get harassed, like it or not human offices pay more and are better jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016476

Name one thing that i've done that wasn't utterly cringeworthy and not regret inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016569
>Implying they wouldn't kidnap him and chase the guy around in the dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016550
I would think that Arachne would get a climb speed. Maybe 15 feet a round?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016560
>Dark Elf Boss fingering herself while sipping whiskey
>All while you ravage your holsty co-worker as she lay bound and gagged
>Muffled moos coming out from the gag
>At some point, as your boss if she wants milk with her whiskey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016577
I never really had any issue with your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016574
Oh I don't mind the pay, I'm in it for the perks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016572
Cool, thanks again anon.

And thank you for that as well. Anubis all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016550
So will this Monster Girl DnD campaign actually be a thing? And would we be playing as Human Boys trying to get our waifus, or as our waifus trying to find human boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016586
It's listed under skill bonuses, sorry. It's 30ft a round, slightly slower than just skittering at someone.

>>13016595
Who knows? I may run a one-or-two shot, with the players being adventurers looking for cash-money, a husbando or a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016600
Didn't see it until you pointed it out. Might put the climb speed under movement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016587
>Finish plowing the big-titted cow over the desk.
>She let's out a long, orgasm-induced moo.
>Dark Elf stands up and walks over to you.
>"Don't let me catch you talking like that about your fellow coworkers like that again Anon. That's not how we do things here."
"Y-Yes."
>"Yes what Anon?"
"Yes... Mistress."
>"Good boy... Have a nice weekend. I'll be expecting those quarterly reports by Thursday next week."
>You sheepishly exit the office, go to your car, and drive home.
>Fuck your boss is scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016607
How, in any way, is this to act to deter from talking about her tits?

If anything, it'd just encourage it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016607
So what happens if I do? What happens if she overhears me talking about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016604
Yeah, I'll edit it to fit.

Would people actually be interested in a short pathfinder game, then? Because i'm just doing this as a distraction for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016611
Because next time she'd have you bound over the desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016617
I would be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016588

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8qGuXCOV0Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016624
Is that from the 3rd one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016560
>not fucking the boss silly and claiming top dog status

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016585
>Anon got arrested for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and now He's in jail for it
>Or, that where He were earlier, before he was being dragged by two Oni's somewhere
>They unlocked his binds, which was good. But they won't stop talking about where they were heading
>The box
>He asked them what it was, but they just laughed in a very mocking tone
>Anon's heart was beating faster
>And then, Anon reached his destination. A large, steel, windowless door.
>One oni let go of his arm and opened the door. That's- That's five inches of steel!
>The room was dark. So dark that the light that was shining in couldn't even find a wall
>Anon wwas about to say something, but you were interrupted by the fact that they just tossed you in
>And closed the door
>Leaving him in complete silence
>And complete darkness
>His gulp more sounded like a ten pund ball dropping in this silence
>Standing was a bad idea, so you ended up staying on the floor, brushing your hand around the cold surface, looking for something.
>His head shot up. Was that a giggle?
>He continued to crawl, looking for something. anything
>And he found something. a bag? It took him ages to feel it around, but it was indeed a bag
>The more he searched the bag, the more he swore he heard another giggle
>When he found the zipper, a giggle
>Opening up the bag? A giggle
>Finding... what feels like a mask? A breathing apparatus?
>No wait, it's goggles. Very large goggles.
>The giggling was increasing. sweat was dripping down his brow. Fear was practically ripping his heart apart
>His breaths were becoming shallow, his mouth dry, and finally when he pulled the what seemed to be night vision goggles, his heart stopped
>Manticores
>Cheshires
>All watching him
>All giggling
>all having smug grins and glowing eyes
>They say his scream was heard even through the soundproof walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016624
Man, Davy was the best thing to come out of the Pirates series

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016620
>Implying this is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016651
The stupid bucket he had to stand in in the third movie, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016649
so is the reason they're in there part of the Schrodinger's Cheshire experiment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016657
Shhh. Some of the films didn't happen
Like the abysmal forth one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016659
Nah. it's just a get together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016630
Second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016649
Poor sods gonna have a harem of smug monstergirls.
>>13016672
Ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016679
Seriously. Whoever made the delicious brown white Manticore, I wish to shake you hand, buy you a pizza, buy you some drinks, and give you a high five

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016679
An all-black tail would be sexier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016679
>"Ever done tailpussy before, kid?"

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Manticores so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016679
>>13016692
>"P-Please ma'am, you don't want to rape me. I mean, I'm a virgin, I've never done it before!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016704
They're at their best when written correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016692
I have AIDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016709
Better buckle up then boy. You're about to become a movie star...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016709
Anon they just makes them wetter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016709
>I'm a virgin
BUCKLE UP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016386
We'll see.

>>13016373
Lizardmen
Fuck it, leeching off of Lizardfolk and adding sword proficiency it is.

Lizardmen:
Attribute Adjustments:
+2 Strength, +2 Dex, -2 Cha. Lizardmen are known to be excellent warriors but generally abrasive.
Size: Medium.
Type: Lizardmen are Humanoids with the subtypes Mamono and Reptilian.
Base Speed: 30ft, with a natural Swim Speed of 10ft. Lizardmen can take 10 on Swim checks, and gain a +8 on Swim checks to take a special action.
Languages: Common and Draconic. Smart Lizardmen may learn Aquan, Goblin, Gnoll, and Orc.

Racial traits:
Well-balanced: Lizardmen have +4 to Acrobatics due to their natural sense of balance.
Weapon Proficiency: Lizardmen are naturally proficient with Shortswords, Longswords, Greatswords, and Bastard Swords.
Weapon Specialization (Bastard Sword): Lizardmen gain the feat of the same name, whether or not they meet it's prerequisites.

Offensive Traits:
Challenge!: Once a day, a Lizardman may issue a Challenge as a Cavalier.

This one feels a bit powerful. Have I missed any Lizardman flavor?

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>>13016716
Oh, that reminds me
http://pastebin.com/ZTY1HdtW
Old but I suppose it's relevant.

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>>13016716
>Film multiple, full-length porn movies with manticore porn star that top most porn sites
>Make mad bank
>Eventually develop true feelings for her outside of the set
>Feeling brave after filming a particularly raunchy scenario with multiple monstergirls and choking shenanigans you ask her on a date

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>>13016724
>Chershire

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>>13016686

Buy Bollocks an anchovie pizza or some shit because that faggot's the only one who's used a tanned Manticore in any story AFAIK

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>>13016723
If it makes you feel better, I am gonna hella steal catfolk to make were-cats.

After Hathor of course

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>>13016730
>Dating a whore
>Dating a manticore
You must be really desperate.

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>>13016730
>dating a porn star

You're not very bright are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that egypt would have fennec fox girls running around.
I looked but I don't have the picture.

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>>13016741
No, I mean the guy who did the recolour

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>>13016755

That was Monorus who did the original and recolor.

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>>13016730
>dating a porn star

You went too far.

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>>13016755
Not him, but I at least suggested the brown manticore recolor.

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>>13016744
Did you see the Hathor I did? >>13016193

Thoughts?

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>>13016771
Looks pretty Good.

I presume you did charm because it has the Love subdomain right?

I was going to do that same thing.

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>>13016730
But Anon, you'll be the porn star.

Hundreds of MGs will come up to you to autograph their breasts.

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>>13016767

Would impregnate (again)

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>>13016757
Mono did the recolour? I know he did the drawing, but I didn't know he recoloured it
Well then. I guess an already based person getting free pizza and plenty a drinks

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>>13016749
>>13016747
Think about it.
She uses her tail for all the porn, and saves the important spot for her lover.

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>>13016781
>autograph their breasts
>not autograph their insides with your sperm

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>>13016776
Well, both Love and Lust.
Gotta be careful with that second one or it'll be on every Goddess' domain list, though.

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>>13016723
Something about that they can hold their breath for a long time. I think it is in their statblock. Maybe take out the free Weapon Specialization feat.

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>>13016788
>dating a porn star

Have fun when you get cheated on.

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>>13016771
Heck, I'm tempted to do a Hathorite Priestess arch type (Alters class to be charisma based and is focused around altering and upgrading the milk by adding stat spells>)

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>>13016788
Hey man, I'm just looking out for you.

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>>13016789
Lewd.

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>>13016792
Actually, I think you stated her up perfectly.

Looks very good.

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>>13016796
Sure. Make it a Charisma caster and bonuses to +stat spells like Cat's Grace, Eagle's Splendor, etc.

>>13016793
Yeah, I took that out from the regular Lizardfolk block because I don't know how focused Lizardmen actually are at swimming in MGE.

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>>13016767
Took a few attempts to get the dress right though.

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>>13016794
If anything you're less likely to get cheated on as a pornstar has had enough experience with sex that it doesn't faze them.

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>>13016788
>then she asks you to eat out her tail pussy

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>>13016789
>Autographing their insides with your sperm
>Not impregnating your adoring fangirls on request
>Not autographing the heads of the babies they bring to you nine months later.
>Not dicking the illegitimate daughterus who grew up to their father's porn vids.
>Not repeating this, generation after generation, never committing to any woman.

So this is the life of an unmarried male porn star in MGC...

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>>13016819
This is the life I want.

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>>13016819
Reminds me of CoC when your goblin daughters would rape you in the middle of the night

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>>13016804
>>13016796
Actually I'd say the following would be good:
Change it from a Wisdom to Charisma based caster, drop armor proficiency to Light only, channel energy is Positive only, can't take Cause Serious Wounds or other Evil spells, but gain 1 bonus spell slot for (certain spell type here) and gain 1/2 your level in bonus Fast Healing.

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>>13016811
Sometimes I wonder what tailpussy tastes like.

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>>13016804
Makes sense. Normally Lizardfolk are prefer ambushes or at least striking from cover. MGE Lizardfold seem more direct in their combat tactics

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>>13016819
Is his porn name "Bang us Shaun"?

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>>13016819
Damn. Sounds like the life for me.

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>>13016842
Like pennys and regret

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>>13016275
Building on this Anon's question, who here does NOT have a waifu? And I don't mean "Well this girl is hot and cool", I mean full out waifu status.

I'd like to know how many single anons there are out there, still looking around, not committed to any Monster Girl yet.

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>>13016828
>>13016846
Are you? Because you're guaranteed to die alone.

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>>13016850
I have a waifu.
She's just not a monstergirl.

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>>13016842
Salty milk.

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>>13016855
So no different from now except I'll get pussy till I'm sick of it. Yeah, I'm sure.

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>>13016856
We can fix that kid

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>>13016844
>Bang us Shaun
>Not Slaps Quadthrust
>Not Blast Hardcheese
>Not Buff Plankchest
>Not Stuff Junkman
>Not Dirk Hardpec
>Not Bob Johnson
>Not Big McLargehuge

[Anonymous No.]

Haaa there isn't enough art for Anubis. I want to make art for Kerra just to fill the void..

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>>13016856
Same here

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>>13016863
>Not getting what, and who the name refers to.

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>>13016866
>isn't enough art for anubis
>one of the most drawn types

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>>13016835
Well that made things easy.

I'm trying to determine whether Hathor's milk should be an item or a class ability.

Leaning slightly more towards item now.

Gaining a bonus towards their domain would be good.

Should they be forced to take the love domain for one of their domain slots?

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>>13016863
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese

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>>13016863
>Slab Brickhouse

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>>13016876
>I'm trying to determine whether Hathor's milk should be an item or a class ability.
Probably a special craftable item. Give them Brew Potion as a bonus feat and make Hathor's Milk only available to them?

>Gaining a bonus towards their domain would be good.
Or to Enchantment spells in general, though Cleric spells aren't available by school.
>Should they be forced to take the love domain for one of their domain slots?
Either Love or Lust, yes. Perhaps make their bonus that they get 2 domain slots per level to put Love/Lust spells in?

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>>13016863

>Not Dirk Hardpecker
>Not Bulk Vanderhuge

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>>13016883
>Or Enchantment
That was me forgetting how to type.

>Lust/love
That would be better, they get a free slot that MUST be filled with a spell from the lust/love domain in addition to their normal domain slot.

>Brew Potion
That sounds good.

I did realize we forgot a favored weapon for Hathor.

Greatclub maybe?

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>>13016863
>Smoke Manmuscle
>Brick Hardmeat

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>>13016863
>>13016879
>>13016885
>>13016909
Roll Fizzlebeef

[Anonymous No.]

Quick anons!

Make up an idea for a TV show/anime for MGs!

The world depends on it!

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>>13016915
Magical Manticore Marissa

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>>13016915
A paladin slowly being broken down and corrupted by his Succubus companion and former squire.

They'd eat that shit up.

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>>13016483
>Dragon Mistress
Oh yeah....
I forgot about that. Haven't even really written anything down yet either for it.

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>>13016863
>>13016879
>>13016885
>>13016909
Fucking dammit you guys.
>>13016915
Hathorite fun hour, twice a day, once in the morning to show all the kids how to be good little boys and girls and to live healthy lives, then once at night to show all the adults good healthy fucking and milking techniques.

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>>13016832
>When your goblin daughters would rape you in the middle of the night
I should replay CoC one day

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>>13016921
At least you did a bit of planning the other day?

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>>13016915

Breaking Floors

It's like Breaking Bad but instead of meth it's hardwood floors and the MC is an Ushi Oni

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>>13016925
Too bad it's a bitch to keep your saves.

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>>13016923
Rocky Hardpecs

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>>13016907
Greatclub or Warhammer, yes. Maybe a scythe or something, since she's a harvest goddess?

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>>13016767

>You'll never make a classy, smug Manticore blush like a little girl with a surprise hug

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>>13016929
Yeah, planning was good.
Just need to keep thinking about it and take my mind off other things for now.

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>>13016907
Silly Answer: Hugs and Tittyfucks

Serious answer: I'm thinking Quarterstaff or Spear.

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>>13016938
>She will never purr as she sits you in her lap and nuzzles her nose into your hair, taking in your scent.

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>>13016931
What if MG Breaking Bad is a show about literally breaking inmmates in a Ushi run prison?

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>>13016952
>Manticore
>Purr
Eh?

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>>13016954
Manticores can purr and chuff whenever they want, or whatever.

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>>13016953
Because Ushi-Oni don't really do that? Also, you'd need a lot of Ushi.

I'm surprised that bit of threadcanon has spread so far.

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>>13016942
Titjobs from the tit goddess herself are serious anon, she has two very dangerous weapons attached to her, simply gazing upon her magnificent bust has stopped entire armies from fighting, calmed the hearts of life long enemies, some say even the demon lord is jealous. The milk that flows from those breasts can cure any and all ailments physical, mental, spiritual, and emotional, only a worthy few are even permitted to handle and distribute it to the masses at her churches. Tits are serious business anon.

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>>13016941
You do that. I look forward to seeing what you come up with.

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>>13016942
>>13016936

Preliminary Hathorite Priestess Archtype
Hathorite Priestess (Holstaur)

Requirements: Worshiper of Hathor, Holstaur

Feats: At level 1 a Hathorite Priestess gains Brew Potion and the ability to create Hathor's Milk.


Spells: Hathorite Priestesses use Charisma instead of wisdom to determine the effectiveness of their spells in addition to spell DC.

Furthermore, Hathorite Priestesses may not use any Inflict Wounds spells or any spells with the Death, Evil, Curse, or Pain Destriptors

Domains: Hathorite Priestesses must take either Love or Lust as one of their domains.
They gain an extra domain slot in addition to their normal domain slot at each spell level that must be filled with a spell from this domain.


Armor Proficiency: Hathorite Priestesses are only proficient in light armor.

Channel Energy: Hathorite Priestesses may only channel positive energy.

Hathorite Healing: Hathorite Priestesses are naturally hale and healthy, their already impressive recovery abilities enhanced by their gods power.

Hathorite Priestesses' have their Fast Healing increased to one half their level in Hathorite priestess. This ability only functions when they are not in combat or in a dangerous situation.

[Anonymous No.]

MGCPD COPS

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>>13016952

>She'll never be pretty insecure despite keeping up a smug facade
>She'll never wrap her tail around one of your legs everytime you go out together, scared that someone might take you away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016969
Tonight on MGCTV 3
COPS MGC

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>>13016968
Looks good. Perhaps it should also include the +1 base for being a holstaurus? So you get Fast Healing 2 at 2nd level instead of 4th, etc.

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>>13016915
The storytelling hour, with lewd stories told by a soft spoken woman for sleepy MG species like sheep and dormice. Or for guys to fap to.

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>>13016942
>>13016936

Hmm, I thinking Greatclub, scythe also has the death connotation with it.

>>13016977
That will work. It's not like it works in combat or situations where its going to break anything any way (IE Hathorite Priestesses can't just walk through fire)

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>>13016968
>Armor Proficiency: Hathorite Priestesses are only proficient in light armor.
>Hathorite priestess Holstaur wearing nothing but a skimpy little robe or cloak.
Yes boner right now.

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>>13016987
>Not wearing leather armor, squirming to put on her pants and complaining about how its "Too tight"

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>>13016964
Even if I am MGK/SC?

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>>13016988
But with the robe you get to see them jiggle and bounce around with every moment they make.

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>>13016995
Well there's always chain armor for that, anon.
Tight-fitting chain armor and leather.

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>>13016970
>She'll never watch you in your sleep, murmuring sweet nothings in your ear all the while.

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>>13016994
I already knew that.

Still looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw there will never be a good mg sims mod

muh waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017002

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>>13017002

What the fuck is this heresy.

At least it isn't bobshit like laska

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>>13017002
Is there an option to make a sim be into S&M?

[Anonymous No.]

What about robot monstergirls?
We can make science. We have the technology.

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>>13016997
So long as the chest portion 'accidentally' falls of during battle.
>+5 to team moral!
>-3 agility to all male memebers

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>>13017002
Wat.

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>>13017013
>First comes VR
>Then comes VI
>Then comes AI
>Then AR somewhere in there.
>Then come robots
>Then come androids
>Then come bioroids

This is how I see things progressing.
This is how I WANT things to progress.

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>>13017016
>A MG AI hologram like Cortana
That, is pretty neat

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>>13017016
>By the time you are middle aged we will have synthetic waifus
Yes

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>>13017013
Personally, I do not consider robots as monstergirls.

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>>13017026
Big Hero 6 was fucking awful, holy shit.

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>>13017029
I didn't see it.
I just like that robit.

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>>13015538
Men still rape other men and the MGs never get any.

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>>13017029
I heard good things about it. Never seen it myself

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>>13016915
MG Takashi's Castle
The one that makes it all the way gets a virgin

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>>13017030
>Uses images from shit he doesn't even know
I guess fake gamer guys would exist in a Monster Girl worl too.

I bet they'd have a legion of Bonnet Tipping Lizardgirls defending them. They'd make such good friends.

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>>13017033
>You will never be snu-snu'd by an Oni named Mel Anoma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016915
What would Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai be like in MG land?
What would 24 hour tag endurance be like?

[Anonymous No.]

The more smug you punch the closer you get to your waifu
How do you respond
If you're waifu is smug you have shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017034
You are more offended than I would imagine.
Also I play too many fucking video games you don't even know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017034

>Uses random reaction image
>sperg the fuck out

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>>13016968
Liking this so far. An alternative to fast healing would be to increase the normal recovery rate of HP (perhaps double or triple standard rate?)
>dangerous situation
So bondage or rough play doesn't count right?

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>>13017034
>Being this anal obliterated

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>>13017044
Presumably not because you are not trying to kill her.

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>>13017041
Can I apologize after I punch them? Will they forgive me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017036
>all while two assholes with top-knots and wearing neon kimonos comment on the snu-snu

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>>13017041
Ok, I choose to punch them on the shoulder in a friendly manner

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>>13017042
>>13017043
>>13017047
>Point out something is pretty stupid
>"L-Lol! You're butthurt!"
I didn't even make the original post since I haven't even seen Big Hero 6, I just think the image used was tumblr tier shit and the fact he doesn't even know the source is moreso shit.

I also mainly just wanted to bring Lizardgirls up because they're underrated. I want to pull one along with the dream of maybe giving her sex, and then call her a good friend as I let myself be fucked ruthlessly by the round Manticore from down the street who believes men belong in the Kitchen.

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>>13017058
>I just think the image used was tumblr tier shit and the fact he doesn't even know the source is moreso shit

He didn't say that, he just said he hadn't watched the source.

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>>13017042
>You will never get duped into invoking bullshit name magic on yourself by an old wizard who plans to keep your body to be young again, the way he's done to numerous others before you for ages
>You will never get help from a young monster girl to help you get your old body back and defeat the wizard

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>>13017058
I knew the source man, I just haven't seen it yet.

Also your though process in general is odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017041
Accept the smug. Smug is love. Smug is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017058

You used a random fucking image you dumb cunt, he never implied he knew shit about the image or what it's from, here you are sperging over literally nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017016
>>First comes VR
>>Then comes VI
>>Then comes AI
>Then comes CABAL and everybody fucking dies to his cyborg army

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017070

He used*

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, last one for now.
Merrow:
Attribute Adjustments: +2 Charisma, +2 Wisdom, -2 Strength. Merrow are weak-armed but strong in heart.
Size: Medium
Type: Humanoid with the Aquatic and Mamono subtypes.
Speed: 5ft per round on land. In water, however Merrow have 60ft Swim Speed, can take 10 on swim checks, and gain +16 on checks to attain a special action.
Languages: Merrow speak Common and Aquan. Smart merrow can learn Undercommon, Abyssal, Terran, Orc, and Draconic.

Racial Traits
Merrow Magic: Merrow are considered to have a caster level of +1 higher than their actual caster level, and add +2 to the DC to resist their Enchantments.

Natural Armor: Merrow have hard scales for armor, granting a +2 natural armor bonus.

Warm Disposition: Merrow gain a +2 bonus to Diplomacy and Bluff.


I'll pastebin these in a minute.

>>13017044
That would work too, but Fast Healing is much harder to get and more valuable, if that makes any sense.
>bondage
Probably not, unless you're doing bondage where you want to kill them. It'd help with lethal damage done, though, meaning you could whip them all you wanted...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017066
>Being turned into a small monster girl
>Wanting old body back
Why

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Smaug's horde is like porn for dragon girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017078
You don't have a small monster girl body.
You've got an old man body

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>>13017044
Hathor's Milk pre-write

Hathor's Milk (Unmarried)

A specialty milk created by Hathorite Priestesses using their own milk, its imbued with a tiny fraction of the godesses power.

Drinking Hathor's milk allows the user regain health as if they were the subject of Cure Light Wounds with a caster level equal to the level of the Hathorite Priestess who produced it along with Lesser Restoration of an equal caster level.


Females who drink this milk have the same effect listed above but have a 10% chance of having their cup size increase by one (to a maximum of D cups), their breasts will also become resistant to sagging and are softer to touch.

In addition to the busty benefits, Hathor's milk bestows a female drinker with a tiny fraction of her fertile form, leading to wider hips, softer rears, and, much to some drinkers chagrin, a tiny bit of softness about the tummy.

The cupsize increase is ignored if the female has a lover/crush/husband who loves breasts cup size A or below. The softness is not.


---------

Other versions upgrade into Restoration and Greater Restoration. It'll cost half as much as buying potions of the equivalent spell BUT will cause some of the more lithe girls to wonder about whether getting that pesky dex damage removed is worth tighter pants.

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>>13017079
>Do you think Smaug's horde is like porn for dragon girls?
Yeah, it'd be the best 10 minute flick ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017079
Well, that and regular blushing human butler submissive porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017080
Oh
-1 for me on reading

Yeah that would suck. Hire a huge ass knight to help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017064
You can look at the image and tell it's something straight out of tumblr. And I think we've established tumblr and it's culture are cancer, as seen in pic related. I mean, I don't care that much, I just think it and it's poster are stupid.

>>13017067
>>13017070
>"Sp-sperg! I'm laughing so hard, epic fail bro!"
Epic. Upboated. :^)

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>>13017090
Fire......pure and unending.

That is what we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017090
I aren't even saying you failed, I am just saying I am confused by your aggressive nature.
Is something bothering you anon? We have no reason to argue here, we all like Monstergirls.

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>>13017090
God fucking dammit why'd you have to remind me of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017090
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016235
Just woke up and there's a new Yetinburg? Noice.
I enjoy the lovey dovey aspects at the beginning with the looming foreshadowing of the mob attacks. I actually felt intimidated by the way the mob were treating Sebastian after fixing up the Don.The action scenes were satisfying. Had me on the edge of my seat. The ending had me excited and slightly scared. I can't wait to find out what happens next. Thanks again, Nyanon. I really enjoy this story.

Now to catch up on 300 posts.

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>>13017077
>Sorceress Merrow
>Casts grease on herself for self slip 'n slide on land
>Casts Expeditious retreat to get 40 land speed for 2 minuets
Strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017096
>Confused by aggressive nature
>On 4chan
Anon, how do I break this to you?

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>>13017081
Would the effects of drinking Hathor's milk be enhanced if a Holstaurus drank it? Maybe the max cup size would be increased and the % chance for some kind of effect to happen also be increased?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017086
>Not taking the assistance of a young monster girl
>Especially one whose sisters treat her like shit
Anon, please? Can she at least come along for moral support?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017101
Glad you enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017110
Meh I guess. It is just one of the most questionable ones I have seen out of somewhere like /v/.
/jp/ usually comes off as more friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017102
Grease in general is really strong.

>>13017081
Does the "Softness" cause any strength or dex penalties or is it just cosmetic?


Heres the actual pastebin for work done so far: http://pastebin.com/Cn2CExA4
Hathorite priestess isn't in there, sorry, and neither is Holstaurus since I never saw a statblock for them.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13017113
I never said she can't help.
Have a big ass knight AND a tiny monstergirl.
Large multiman teams m8. Build a small army of monstergirls and get a shared harem with knight friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017118
Would you mind if I let mild autism kick in and make some corrections/retoolings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017121
>shared harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017122
Go for it. This is the roughest of the rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017121
>shared harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017123
Fine we split it half and half.
Make sure there is no odd numbers or someone will have to get an axe to split the last one.

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>>13017112
Perhaps I should bump up the cupsize chance by 5% for all races (Holstaurus gain a 20% chance on top of that)

Cupsize will be done as well.

>>13017118
Softness is mostly for show (and the embarrassment of the drinker)

Although I presume if a whack job had enough time/money/milk to make it then the GM could presumably include penalties to movement speed and Dex based skills.

I also have the stuff saved on a word doc.

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>>13016492
a little weresheep daughteru thats a little fluff ball that moves by tucking her head and limbs inside her fluff and rolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017117
>/jp/
>More Friendly
You're rusing me now aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

While I don't mind them, just avoid posting reaction images ad nauseum, and be sure to delete them at the appropriate time (i.e. before the 30 min. mark).

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have an Oni and an Ushi-Oni battle it out for your affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017128
Maybe make the chance cumulative depending on how much and how frequently the milk is consumed. One glass a week vs One glass a day vs One glass every few hours just to give ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017136
Wow, that looks awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017136
Holy shit that looks awful.

Get that shit out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017136
Looking at that picture, that seems like a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017132
More friendly than most yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017140
>>13017143
>>13017144
That's hardly shit, this is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017137
I don't know if I want to do that for fear of boob-splosion (considering a high level holstaurus could strap some random girl down and feed her 10 bottles of milk.)

The primary purpose of Hathor Milk will be to restore damage (although I have made changes that give that milk a 5% better chance to do the bust thing than the regular milk with a further 20% for holstaurus who drink it.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017146
Delete your images please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017147
nNONONONONONONONONOONONONONO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017147
This was him, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017147
It still looks like garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016492
A Yeti daughteru doing the same thing, turning into one big puffball with fur covering her face so she can barely see as she runs to hug you excited and full of energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017151
There could be a hard cap for cup size, but that cap be temporarily bypassed (with increasing penalties as they get bigger). Just thinking of the people who have a breast expansion fetish. It could also be plausible to generate instant cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017159

Aww yeah! Yetis are great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017166
>instant cover.
You'd still be taking damage, anon.

>>13017151
My /tg/ senses are screaming 'magical realm', but I suppose that's the actual point, isn't it? At the very least there should be a way to reverse it via another gods blessing, maybe?


Remember to have it's potency for healing scale up, since a CLW won't do much after level 6 or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017151
>considering a high level holstaurus could strap some random girl down and feed her 10 bottles of milk.
Yes boner again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017166
Well, the cap I've listed for the milk is I-cup if they use the Extra Thick Hathor Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017176
>Spoiler

Mine do too but hathor is HEALTH.

It can, presumably, be worked off normally and it does scale with the quality of milk (following the CLW > CMW > CSW router per milk)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017172
But that's the wrong Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017172
I swear, you must be the person with the shittiest taste in this entire thread. Every time you post that shit my eyes want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017176
>>13017166
Also, initial Holstaurus Stats

Holstaurus

(Humanoid, Holstaur)

Size: Medium

Speed:30

Stats Bonus: +2 Strength, +2 Charisma, -2 Dexterity

Language: Common, Holstaur,
High Intellect may learn sylvan, elven, draconic, goblin, orc, dwarf, and undercommen

Appearance Requirements: Holstaurus height ranges are the same as a human female's. Their legs end in cloven hooves and are covered in fur up till just below the belly/over the waist. They have cow tails and ears.

Although the coloring and patterning on these can vary, typically sticking towards those found on cows, the only constant is that no full grown holstaur has breasts smaller than a D cup although they can be much larger (the largest size of which is usually an H or I)


Trait:

HEALTHY: Holstaurus are naturally healthy and recover quickly from wounds when out of danger and given time to relax.

When out of combat or stressful situations (Not on fire or in the middle of a trap), a holstaurus gains Fast Healing 1

Milk Cow: Holstaurus naturally produce a nutritious milk that can be consumed by another creature to heal wounds and restore energy.

A Single holstaur can produce 1 serving of Holstaur Milk per 4 levels each day.

A Married holstaur who is milked by her husband instead produces 1 serving per two levels each day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016969
>Monster Girl Television.

Only in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey are we posting shit in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017199
No, stop wasting images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017187

So what's her problem? She's got that cute expression, she's fluffy, has an ample bosom, dem thighs. Are you creeped out by the larger-than-average hands and feet? KC Troll has those, and she has plenty of fans. Don't you think you're being a bit harsh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017202
I was going to delete it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017190
I like it. Also
>Language: Holstaur
>not Moo
I speak the language of moo to my wife every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017172
>>13017203

I like her too, she's cute as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017212
Totally making that change.

Any other changes we need to make to Holstaurus/Milk/Hathorite Priestess or are we good?

If we are good then I am gonna get to work on were-cat (which is just going to be a re-skinned catfolk probably)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017213
Her tusks are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017216
Well, I'd recommend that the spelling errors, formatting, and capitalization be fixed but that's mostly nitpicks.
Additionally, they need some Favored Classes but I missed that too.
Just steal the idea from an appropriate race page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017213
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017222
Will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017216
Hah I was actually joking with that, I don't think there are any changes you need to make though if you could put it all into that paste together I could look over it much easier and find anything that could be improved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017203
Her color is ugly, so is her face, and the patchwork fur is no doing her any favors. And at least Troll's hands and feet don't look like those of a gorilla. Toumasu yeti is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017172
>>13017213
Does he have a gallery anywhere that I could find all the pictures of her? I've checked around and can't find anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alraune who grow different kinds of fruits off their bodies
>Sell their delicious, self-grown produce at high profits
>Very tasty stuff
>Alraune running a fruit stand
>Guy comes up and asks for a banana
>She blushes a bit, and picks up a banana
>She starts fellating it in front of him
>Slathers it in her saliva-nectar as she slowly, lewdly sucks it off.
>Hands the guy the banana, now soaked in her saliva-nectar.
>Notices his pants bulging out and smiles
>Invites him to come around behind the stand with her
>Asks if he wants to help her with a "Cream Glazing"
>She gets it the same way she got the nectar on the banana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017226
>>13017222

Small question, how much should holstaurus milk cost to buy/sell?

It's going to be very readily available. Maybe it should lose the healing properties the day after its created.

[Anonymous No.]

This MG rpg for d20 in the thread kinda scares me
I can now see a room full of gamers pretending to be MGs.

I roll a nat 20 for my ushi-oni surprise rape

Ok, make an endurance roll to see how long you rape him

if you roll less than a 12 he out lasts you
yes you get yer ushi endurance bonus
No, you cant remove yer seal or you will give him an attack of opportunity, and he will escape.
you should have thought of that before you attacked him.

Gaming nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017257
This is what happens when I have too much time on my hands and want a story to be "authentic"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017257
Eh, it's just boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017253
>>She gets it the same way she got the nectar on the banana
Thanks for that anon
I wasn't really following but that part really helped me out
she gave his willy a mouth hug right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017257
I'm more concerned that people are filling a thread on /jp/ with /tg/ material and will end up getting us nuked, then sperg out about it and get us shunted off to another board. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017278
It's been a slow day, the rest I probably won't post the rest I do in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017272
Your sarcasm is deserved I suppose.
The point was more to try and establish that that's just the FIRST thing she's gonna do behind the stand with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017257
>>13017278
On a semi-/tg/-related note,
Black mage apophis massaging soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017278
We're petty left alone here i think, seeing as we really spend most of the time on the bottom of /jp/ so i don't think people mind

I don't mind the /tg/ stuff, I've actually never played a table top game or card game more complicated than canasta so reading some of this stuff is interesting

[Anonymous No.]

I anxiously await the day robot devil returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017299
>Black mage apophis
WIll there be White mage Shirohebi, Summoner Echidna, ect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017278
>oh no, people are having fun with something I personally don't understand in ways other than 'snake cloaca vs horsepussy'!
It's not even 20% of the thread, anon. Let them have their fun. It's three people talking about a game, just like waifu souls or the MGR lyrics thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017278
I hope you aren't defending the way the Janitors kicked us off of /a/. It was a fucking mess, especially when the one started falseflagging.

Also leaked IRC prove they did it for free.

>>13017301
I'm sure the Alpperwock prays he doesn't. Poor kids already been through enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017256
It should be a common commodity and pretty easy to obtain in most shops/towns/farms/whatever but there's still a massive demand for it, I don't know what monetary system you are going to use but in current US dollars it would be like 5 bucks a gallon, not too terribly cheep but still showing that there's a lot of demand for it and there's only so many Holstaurs in the world. For the healing properties I'd say keep them for a few days but varying depending on what kind of milk it is, unmarried Holstaur milk could have its healing decay after like 2 or 3 days, married could decay after 5 days to a week, extra thick should take at least a month if it decays at all, and Hathors milk never decays. Though I don't know the time frame for this game or how long things go on so really its up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017305
Will they be in it? Yes.
Will they do anything special? Later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017309
>5 bucks a gallon
That'd be about a gold, tops.
It should probably have the price spiked to ~25GP so it's not significantly better than relying on healing magic/health potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017315
So it IS about those girls?
That's nice to hear.
Will Red mage Lamia be important at first, but lose steam partway through when she becomes less useful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017318
We got that pastebin link?

I'm hitting it for the night but you guys can have what I made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017319
>Implying doublecast is useless
She'd be the strongest in her own little world

>>13017278
Honestly, the discussion ain't half bad at all, it ain't much more different than say "What sort of tv shows are on in MGC", I'm sure if it gets too fired up they'll make a spot elsewhere to discuss more about it (And share their creations/small stories)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017329
It's useless on a Red mage, actually.
When put on other classes it shines on like a crazy star.

Echidna is still the strongest, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017318
Eh I'm not good at price setting, I can do supply and demand well enough but that's about my extent. I bet there's a lot of adventuring parties that hire on a Holstaur and her husband for the free milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017325
Just throw it up anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>MG version of recettear

You guys talking about milk prices has made me want something i will never have, thanks a bunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017319
She develops a complex about the potentiality of being the most useless teammate in the crew. And later either takes up another discipline from one of the other girls, or becomes a freelancer, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017346
Or she becomes a Samurai, which was a very good class that had one of the best weapons in the game, the Masamune, and could even equip Assassin's dagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017342
Here you go.

http://pastebin.com/1hUR5pAx

This is what happens when I get bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017325
I know some anon posted a link earlier: http://pastebin.com/Cn2CExA4

Doesn't have the Holstaurus stats and the Hathor stuff I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017350
See, I had though if anything, the Knight would need a change.

And he and the crew would either:
>Go to the Apophis's hometown, where he becomes a Mystic Knight
>Go to Wurm's home country, where he learns how to fight as a Dragoon
Or the Shirohebi's home, where he learns Bushido

>implying this will ever advance that far

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017351
You put the extra thick milk in there twice though the second one is the more complete version.
>>13017345
I've already had two glasses of milk tonight, about to drink my third because of all this talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017358
It might.
Or Red Mage could just learn Mystic Knight skills with MC or White/Black/Time from one of the girls
If she's maining Red mage she'd need proper gear though.
She's not still using gear from the first town, is she? You're not spending all your money on stuff for the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017352
Revision Anon here, Will have some form of revising done by tomorrow.
So far revamped Mantis a bit, nerfed Merrow for being hyper broken, will probably not touch ushi since that's the least serious one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017365

Fixed, second one is hathor version

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017372
What did you find broken about Merrow (it's based on the Kitsune race), and what was the big change on Mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017358
>>13017367
By the way, he would be better off a Knight in the long run, due to Knights being able to use Excalibur and Ragnarok and Braveblade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017395
So the Lamia should become a Mystic Knight.
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop with the /tg/ stuff, and make a MG rpg thread in /TG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017404
She'd need time to start up her attacks, but once she gets going and uses the right spellblades she'll tear things a new one.
Course her defense is poor, as is her attack, and her magic isn't anything to write home about, but her agility is second to a Ninja's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017410
Yeah, because that'll go well.
I'll give you a hint, they hate that.

And besides, is it really so much worse than 'what tv shows would be in MGC'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017410
Don't worry, I've posted my stuff and I'm good. "

Don't plan on any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017410
R-right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017378
Right so here's a few things

>Stat array
Even though they're based on kitsune races, Kitsune array is +2 dex, +2 charisma, -2 strength, Merrow is +2 wis instead of dex giving her heavy favor to Caster classes

>Base speed 5
Even though it seems incredibly low, If a certain kind of person doesn't care, they can be an oracle of flame (Charisma based class) and with the right revelation, gain 10 move speed, along with fleet feats to stack up more on base speed till they even out with regular human walk speed.
This is without going into magic like Expedatious retreat (lasts for minuets per level, gives 30 move speed)

>+2 to enchantment spells
This is a big one, so let's look at 1st level spell Charm Person.

Using a Sorcerer Merrow with say, infernal bloodline (When casting a spell from charm school +2 to resist) and then spell focus for charm magic, straight from level 1, with a first level spell, a DC of 21 to resist being her best friend. and it only goes up.
Even without Infernal bloodline and using just Arcane or Aquatic, she still has a dc19 to resist her charms.

for reference, A level 7 creature with a strong Will save and 20 Wisdom for extra Will save, will have only a 50% chance to resist her.

+2 is just THAT good on her
NOT TO MENTION the other problem skill: Merrow Magic (Merrow are considered to have a caster level of +1 higher than their actual caster level) which makes all her spells just hit way harder.

So basically what I revamped was Merrow magic is a quick action to pump up her spell one level and give +1 for enhancement, and can use it 3 times a day.

I'll get to mantis in another post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017410
>>13017420
Welp, I guess I won't actually.
I'll pastebin it elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017410
>No Monster Girl related fun allowed in the Monster Girl thread

Besides, the Japs have tabletop shit too, I see no problem allowing discussion in here.

[Anonymous No.]

Nekkid apron time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017420
>Ara Ara Merrow never gets discussed
I mean, it's kind of a given, considering Mermaids don't get a lot of love, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017420
Enchantment is actually the worst school in the game, so I don't think it's that broken. Additionally, Kitsune Magic does the same thing, so you'd need to heavily nerf Kitsune as well. That merrow magic bonus is going to be beyond useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017434
I just realized I have no pictures of cow-girls in a naked apron, no sfw pictures at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Now now, don't be shy, you wanted to impress that Gamer guy right?, don't worry I will be near you with my BF"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017434
>You will never walk into the kitchen to see your waifu in a naked apron.
>You will never do this just as she's bending over to slide a roast into the oven.
>You will never sneak up on her, surprising her when she feels your bare cock grind against her ass.
>You will never slowly enter her from behind as she finishes with her cooking.
>You will never put a bun in that oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, would you help me get to the store? My depth perception's gone to hell since you started a rubber band war at work last week."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017420
For some reason I'm trying to imagine a mermaid-type MG 'swimming' over land at a rapid pace into battle. I know it's impossible, but it amuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017457
Well, it only seems fair!
Why are you buying so much wine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017457
Hnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017457
>That lace trim on her top
Hnnnggg...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017458
You never played league of legends have you, google nami. she is a mermaid that floats over land


>>13017457
Yeah konshin does great work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017437
It's a shame really, especially since I had a wonderful dream about taking a trip to a flooded amusement park with a particularly over-protective merrow, shot up highly on my list after that.

>>13017438
Enchantment teeters on either the absolute best or absolute worst, spells like Sleep, Hold Creature, hideous laughter and the like can end a fight just as much as Black Tentacles can, so it's either hyper overpowered or completely useless because later enemies can negate mind magic and render enchanters useless.

Also Kitsunes get +1 with enchaments.

>>13017458
Just imagine her greasing herself up with a grease spell and slipping all over the battlefield right up into your arms and taking you out of battle by surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017434
Nekkid apron time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017478
it's always that time
naked apron jinko when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017470
>Enchantment teeters on either the absolute best or absolute worst, spells like Sleep, Hold Creature, hideous laughter and the like can end a fight just as much as Black Tentacles can, so it's either hyper overpowered or completely useless because later enemies can negate mind magic and render enchanters useless.
Not to mention undead, one of the most common enemy types in the game, is entirely immune to mind affecting spells.

>Also Kitsunes get +1 with enchaments.
So change it to that instead of hyper-nerfing it? Because 3/day for something Kitsune get all the time is absolutely stupid.


Moreover, the argument that with a shitload of feats you can increase your speed to 30 ft on land is a bit silly -- you're gonna want to do other things with those feats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017468
No, not really into MMOs.
>>13017470
Thanks for the even funnier image anon.
>You encounter five mermaids!
>But we're inland
>They've cast grease spells on themselves and are slipping around on the ground
>...
>You are caught flatfooted

[Anonymous No.]

Wolfus are lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017457
>Again? It seems like every day I'm helping you with something different. By the way, why do I always have to be naked while helping you out?
>depth perception
Your depth perception doesn't go away if you only have one eye. Go ahead, cover an eye and see if anything looks closer or farther away.

[Anonymous No.]

>"So, you are looking for my sister Yuuna?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017488
I did change it to +1 at all times, adding +1 level is the 3/day

and really, Enchament's such a picky subject because DM's don't want to crank up difficulty for everyone else just because some asshole is abusing it, and no one wants to be rendered useless and the load while playing.

The feats and such with move speed was less to show off you can get high move speed at level 1 and more that move speed is something that can be solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017509
Shut up, you're dead.
Wait, am I dead?
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017509
>Those feet
I want her to step on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017507
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017478
Too bad she can't cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017521
It's a good thing I enjoy cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017512

Okay, well that's fine then. I was under the impression you had removed Merrow Magic in it's entirety.


Enchantment in general requires that the GM will let you do stupid things to the plot because someone fucked up a will save, and to build a character entirely around it means you might as well bend over and spread when the undead, constructs, mindless creatures, vermin, etc. show up.

And I'm not sure that the movespeed being so low isn't that big of an issue -- I mean, you have to burn all your feats or use a crucial spell slot at low levels to deal with it, which is why I changed the +2 dex to +2 Wis.


It's a moot point, though, since we're apparently not discussing this in favor of 'foxgirl wat do'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017495

Is there a translated version of that image somewhere anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017509
>"are... aren't you dead? You died in a car crash!"

[Anonymous No.]

>"What do you mean you bought this so I can work my claws on it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017525
It's probably best to stop now anyways, another time and I'll go sperg out about what I revised Mantis into.

And yeah, move speed can be left alone since most likely a party member will carry and tend to her and she doesn't need to really move being a caster.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Do I have to help someone as pathetic as you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017540
>My back isn't a scratching board, and it's gone far past the level of 'love scratches'

[Anonymous No.]

>>130175

You fool! You're asking for a toenail in the urethra!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017564

Meant for >>13017509

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017545
Now that's a Big Fucking Gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017577
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017584
Was baneposting a part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017593
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017596
So, you got yourself called out. What's the next step of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you help yer dragon wife do her stretching exercises in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017632
Of course, that's just good morning manner.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017525
http://pastebin.com/bdjsJEK7

You enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017642
Great, now someone needs to stat lingerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017632
Certainly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017642
>http://pastebin.com/bdjsJEK7
I forget, are the Scythes 1d8? If not, the penalty for manufactured weapons should be -4 instead.
Bonus to Acrobatics should be +8 or +10 for Burst of Speed.
Overall looks solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017665
1d6, so I guess I'll revamp it to -4.
Thank you for the suggestion to acro, couldn't really ping a good enough one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017642

>http://pastebin.com/bdjsJEK7
I forget, are the Scythes 1d8? If not, the penalty for manufactured weapons should be -4 instead.
Bonus to Acrobatics (Racial) should be +4.
Overall looks solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017669
Yeah, my initial concept for the bonus was too high after literally thirty seconds of review, since they'll actually be getting it all the time. Perhaps during burst of speed it should increase by 4, for a total of +8?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017652
Clearly it's gonna give a bonus to seduction rolls. Masterwork Bluff tool?

>>13017678
She just looks so innocent, I want to desecrate that.


The one in the back, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017682
Pup her full of baby batter until she's the mother of your bastard children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017678
This looks classier than most of the bars I've been to in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017686
There'll be pups involved, all right.
At least twenty two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017694
>not a 101

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017698
I said at least, anon.
We're gonna go and make as many as she can bear.


They won't be my bastard children, though, that's just heartless. I'll take responsibility and fuck her extra tenderly on our wedding night, holding hands and kissing each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you man enough to babysit Saiyan girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017706
Would you do the same for a cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>"So. What are ya in for?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017711
Of course!
I want to yank on that tail and hear her 'nyaaa~" while I rail her.
She'd need to prepare herself, though. I'm still going to want hundreds of daughterus and I'm not sure how well she'd hold up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017706
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017710

Why would I babysit adults?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017716
Arson. Bribery. Grand theft auto. Assault. Impersonation of a police officer. Public indecency. Murder. Theft. Petty theft. Usury.

You know, the usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017716
Hand holdin in public, followed by forcibly handholdin the officers coming to detain me, I'm basically dead man walking at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017716

Slutting without a license.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017642
God Mantis's are so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017732
I somehow misread that as stuttering without a license.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017730
The ultimate punishment anon

the pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017716
They call me Phillips.

I sodomized my partner with a phillips head screwdriver

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017742
YE-

I mean, oh god no, please not them, anything but that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017687
>Bartender in downtown MGC
>Anon's an extreme rarity, a human male bartender that no one tries to proactively date
>Not because the typical patrons find him undesirable, but because the one time an Orge tried, his Lilim waifu happened to be there and she hit the Ogre hard enough to partially phase her into another reality, and then left the poor thing like that for two whole weeks before returning her to normal
>Why is a Lilim's husband bartending some shitty bar in the middle of downtown? He says he likes having something to do, and the people are interesting
>He also set up the city's only men's only night
>Even gets special bouncers for the night, 10 trained paladins who escort the men home at the end of the night
>Says he knows what it's like to be young, single and scared in this city, so he wants to help them out until they get on their feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017716
Not resisting rape and hugging my 'rapist.' So what are we doing tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017746
They'll make you pay for what you've done with love and home made meals

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017730
>>13017727
>>13017732
>>13017745
>>13017754
>"No wonder they put you in MGC High Security then."
>"Just a heads up. You see that Ushi-Oni in the cell over there? The extra large on? She's called dibs on you. Her name's 'Big Tammy'."
>"I'm not about to jump into a fight I can't win for someone I don't know, but I thought you'd appreciate the warning. She and her gang are going to pay you a visit at some point."
>"I'd do what she says, unless you want to spend a few months in the infirmary."
>"It's either that... Or you get one of the gangs to protect you. That won't come cheap though."

[Anonymous No.]

>"Moooo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017763
How terrible! My poor little body will be desecrated by big scary monsters as they treat me as nothing more then a slut!

Which gang has the cutest girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017758
Oh no anything but that!

I'll turn into a loving husband, meals made with loving attention are my weakness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017716
Murder. Banditry. Assault. Theft. And lollygagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017765
"Time for your insemination, girl. Just hold still now, this won't hurt a bit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017716
I illegally downloaded chinese cartoons of underage chinese girls that are totally 10000 in demon years to masturbate to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017777
but isn't masturbating to baphomets legal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017763
What's the 'price'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017763
Yeah well Big Tammy is going to get a chaste kiss on the cheek while I hold her hand.
Maybe I'll even pat her head if she begs for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017781
Yeah, but I illegally downloaded it.

I don't even like loli, I just made a bet with a friend about how they really don't monitor what you download and you can pirate anything you want.

I lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017773
I imagine there's a lot of MG Prison Gangs.

None of them would be very friendly.

There could be members of the Tunnel Snakes, Oni Bikers, The Hive. All sorts.

Really you just have to pick an MG you like and join that gang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017786
Somebody is asking for a month in the pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017786
>"You got balls kid, good thing too, because there's a lot of demand for them in a place like this where men are hard to find."
>"If Big Tammy hadn't called dibs on your cherry, I'd be making you pay rent for the bunk. If you catch my drift."

[Anonymous No.]

Kon updated his Pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

Night all.

Don't burn the thread down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017066
I want to bully her so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017763
Is there a fluffy gang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017802
You mean loving bullying, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017747
Bartender the Manga with MGs, getting to learn the history and joy of high-class drinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017799
May as well be an Elf/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017799
Now that's a ryu i could get behind, many times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017807
I want to pull her hood over her head and rub her belly as she squirms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017791
As long as they treat me nice while gangraping me, I'll be fine with any gang.

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>>13017806
A lot of Wolf Biker Gang members. They can get pretty violent.

Might want to avoid the Kumiho gangs for obvious reasons, and Kitsune because they might be Kumiho.

There's an Anubis handling things prison side for the Pharoah's gang. I'm sure if you presented yourself humbly she might take you under her fluffy paw as a servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017794
see >>13017746 >>13017758
Also, does anyone have that greentext about a guy that gets thrown into prison and turns everyone there into loving, handholding addicted sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017765
I'm gonna touch her till she can't walk right and all she can say is moo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017819
>Anubis
I would gladly prostrate myself before an Anubis in prison.

What's she in for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017819
Fuck y'all. I will go with the Kumihos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017825
Not pulling over when dat ass was too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017825
Killing a man through snu snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017825
There was a slave trade under her management, as ordered by the Pharaoh. MGC SWAT busted them and she got caught, she wouldn't talk and connect the Pharaoh to it as expected, so she took the fall.

Be careful Anon, she's very dangerous, very calculating, has very fluffy footpaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017831
>>13017833
I am OK with submitting myself to be her prison bitch all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017819
Yeah, I'm gonna go with >>13017829, the Kumiho sound like the best bet. They aren't gonna fuck with their one source of dick and they are the scariest fuckers around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017840
I see. Well, how dutiful of her.

I will happily offer to massage her footpaws for her whenever she asks me to, as part of the protection deal.

Along with whatever other terms she puts forward, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017845
>Trusting a gang of magic murder-foxes
I'm sure you can survive without your liver,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017853
And they're going to be the first suspects if I die in prison.
Besides, once again; They aren't going to fuck with their one source of willing dick. It's like standing in the eye of a hurricane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017840
>that pic
Jet Set Anubis when?
Jet Set ANY desert girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017864
>new jet set game never

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017864
>You'll never join a gang of rollerskating Monster Girl graffiti artists.
>You'll never graffiti MGC while being chased by the MGCPD and their Dragon Captain.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZIej-ZraE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017864

> Jet Set Sandworm

How...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017885
It could just be the girl part

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017885
Sandwirm gets to be their base of operations under the metro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017885
jet set ushi oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017901
>rollerblading rape at 20mph

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017864
jet set apophis?

[Anonymous No.]

So would Monster Girls understand the concept of love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017910
>has numerous skate boards taped to her snake body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017885
a really big rollerskate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912
Of course they would.
Unless you're talking about some weird definition of what 'love' is. They love you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912
What even is love anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017910
>Has a setup revolving around having wheels attached to her serpentine body in some manner like pic related
>http://imgur.com/Of5Uk4J

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912

Monster girls are the definition of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912
Like this.
Like that.
Like this this.
Like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Fhd7dWeCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912
Love is all monster girls understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912
By singing the lyrics, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017927
But could they look to the future and then shape the future?

[Anonymous No.]

https://soundcloud.com/botanicsage/pingpongpathetic-nudist-beats

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the DL's reaction would be to what humans did to each other in shit like WW1.

Would she try to go so far back in time and mold the human race into being peace loving fucking machines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912
Nope.

But they should SHUT UP AND EAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz3ia7TFqM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017944
She'd have to go back really fucking far if she wanted to stop us from doing horrible stuff to ourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017944
Well first she'd probably have a panic attack, and then try and erase those moments from written history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017944

She'd use it as justification for her goals I'd imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017944
She would be determined to make sure nothing like it ever happens again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017948
This song made me remember that there are some Monster Girls who should never be allowed too cook or go near a kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017956
Oh man that would be great.

Then you'd tell you about how some men drowned in mud because they were too weak.

She'd probably have a seizure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017944
>>13017956

Are you forgetting about the shit monsters did to humans before the current DL rose to power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017983
I don't think it's as bad as WW1 trench warfare, and the DL is doing her damnedest to make sure people forget about the times before her reign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017944
>Red Poppy Alraunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017984

Monsters ate humans.

Imagine monsters descending on a town and eating the entire population. Eating them when they're still alive.

That's why they're so rape happy. The new DLs directive for them to love men got mixed with their instincts to eat them, and they ended up with a rape instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017993
Trench warfare.
Chlorine gas.
Shellshock.
Endless charges against fixed fortifications.
An entire generation of young men disappearing in less than five years.
Trench Foot.
Rotting in a hole in the ground next to the body of your buddy, leg torn off and waiting to bleed to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017996

Yes, and?

Each monster was capable of its own unspeakable acts of cruelty, and they all lived for the sole purpose of carrying out that cruelty.

I consider all those things not as bad as travesties that are done in your own home, and where your family and loved ones are the victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017996
Don't forget about the bayonets.

That shit was messed up, had to wait until the guy bled out.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the Monster Lord could handle the nasty shit old monsters did before her reign. Probably the human on human stuff too.

But god help us if she came to our world and magically speed read the history of mankind and our wars.

It's one thing for monsters and humans to fight but the human on human shit that we've done might be a bit too much to handle. We'd be danger close to being in a "Exterminate and start from scratch" situation.

>DL starting to lose it from magically gaining knowledge about traditional warfare
>She grabs the volumes on biological warfare
>PURGING INTENSIFIES.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018015

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018015
>>13018019

didnt mean to quote there,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018019
That is adorable and heart wrenching

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018012
If you think some monster coming and killing you and your is worse than WW1, you haven't read enough about WW1. It's the single most brutal event in human history, by far and away.

Oh, so your family was killed by a monster?
Well, they were killed by a poison gas shell, or a flechette firing, or by an entire company of soldier,s or by artillery, etc. etc. etc.

Monsters aren't as bad as WW1, because at least you could fight back against them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018015

I just think you faggots are blowing this out of the water?

Napalm? Dragons breath the shit.

Chemical warfare? Bubble slimes

You're not even safe in your dreams. What do you think nightmares did before the change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018019
Oh man, it's that stray Cat Girl again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018015
I'd bet the kebabs would get purged first.

You know, cause they arm their kids with suicide vests and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018019
Trish end when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018035
But the thing is that humans do those things on an order of magnitude greater out of cruelty.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go dancing with a Monster Girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjdIJ5ZSpSk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018015

>DL comes to our world
>Learns about our history
>"You know what? Fuck you guys. No waifus for you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018015
I'm sure love can still conquer all. It worked in 5th Element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016261
>Jack

She didn't have the arm tentacle things or the drooling bow tie and stuff. Those were apparently part of "traditional wonderland dress" and not actual body parts.

Things like that just tend to come to life when she puts them on because anything animal or people-shaped or has a part like a mouth or an eye is brought to life when she touches it.

Found the old post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018015
Nah. Not when there's MAMONO MANA to fix everything.
The worst that would happen is she actually takes an aggressive stance on corrupting us rather than just waiting for her opposition to fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018015

>PURGING INTENSIFIES
>purging humans
>the same humans who have perfected the art of killing shit in ways unimaginable to a medieval era monster lord

Good luck with that faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018040
She's a monster in Vengeance anon, she doesn't deserve happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018041

No. Monsters did it out of cruelty, they revealed the death and destruction.

For humans it was combat. "Kill the enemy before they kill you" All of the new tech was just popping up and once the enemy uses it then you need to start using it, then the enemy can't stop using it because you're using it. In war killing is very rarely personal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018043
If she had a fat ass abdomen, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018043
No.

I suck at dancing and I hate having to go to them.

I skipped out on every single prom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018035
The part that would horrify them is the fact that we do this to ourselves over the stupidest reasons, and if we were to have a common enemy there's no telling what horrific things we would come up with.
Like flakking a flight of harpies, or chlorinating water where aquatic MGs reside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018051
>In war killing is very rarely personal.
Tell that to all the pre-modern wars.

Regardless, human conflict in history is worse than anything that's ever happened in MGE, unless literally every battle that's ever happened is a medieval reenactment of Stalingrad, because that's a pretty good way to describe EVERY battle in WW1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018057

The only thing that was different was the scale. The intent behind the fighting has never changed.

And when I say personal I mean the soldier killing the guy on the other side rarely has a personal desire to kill the specific guy he's killing, just the soldier that belongs to the enemy. I don't mean "personal combat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018019

How did the last update put it? Weapons-grade adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018035
>yfw the Demon Lord starts flooding your trench with Slime Girls to force you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>demon lord reads about battle of verdun
>goes catatonic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018068

And don't forget, if the slimes catch you they'll slowly digest you while you're alive.

Just stop and think about how fucking terrifying monsters were before the change. Can you imagine the cruelty parasite slimes could preform?

[Anonymous No.]

Are we going to go all mad-cap over Passchendaele again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018035

What about Willy pete anon, what about Willy pete[/spoiler, do your monsters have an equivalent to this horror?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018073
>battle of vimy ridge

Man monsters would go nuts over some of the crap the Canadians did in WW1

Remember when they didn't have gas masks so they had to strap urine soaked wool to their faces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018080

Pick anything with the fire element.

Except the fire is alive and actively pursuing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018074

Slowly eating and drinking the innards of a captured human's organs and eventually the bones and skin.

How horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018086

The French designed gas masks that specifically required peeing on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018091
Why do you think the current DL said fuck that and made them dick loving monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

You'd nap with your daughteru right?

[Anonymous No.]

>even contemplating the idea that monster girls stand a chance against us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018097
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018091

But not the bones.

Litches turn the bones into more skeleton soldiers

Actually necromancy is a special type of cruelty.

It's one thing to see your friend die.

It's another to have his dead body fighting with the enemy the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018079
We could.

But I think we all know WW1 was sort of a low point for humanity in general.


Would MG's be more or less accepting of traumatized veterans?

[Anonymous No.]

Forced human culture classes on our historical wars in utmost detail leaving monsters in shock/depressed when.

>>13018097
Wrong, she naps with me and doesn't get a say in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018103
The DL is strong enough to cause an explosion of that magnitude with a single punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018095
Isn't she a succubus herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018103
Not going to get into this because "m-muh humanity".

They wouldn't be outright fighting us anyway. More like mass seduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018094
They really just made a gas mask using a rolled up thing of wool and urine?

Ah well, Canadians were still badass during vimy ridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018111

Yes.

She turned all monsters into succubus hybrids.

So I think we can assume that succubus are unchanged.

Or maybe they were modified so they don't suck men completely dry and kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018110

>mary sueing your way out of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018114
That's how I see it. The DL would fight by seducing humans away from their countries, gathering intelligence using magic and shit, and great glops of demonic energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018097
That's almost all a dormouse daughteru would do.
I'd still try to get her into monster hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018103

>Mr President, you should approve that law that gives monsters free reign to move around the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018121

Demon Lord is on the same level as a fucking god. She's powerful enough to completely change the nature of every single monster. That's the idea behind the entire premise. That's not mary sue.

[Anonymous No.]

And now I'm picturing wurm children saying they want to grow up and infiltrate the great fortress known as Castle Bravo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018121
>Implying someone who was capable if bitch slapping god would be harmed by anything a human could make on this side

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018130
Do you even Princess Mononoke?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you conjoined Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018131

Infiltrate is the wrong work for what a Wurm would do.

More like kick down the front door. And by front door I mean the most heavily fortified part of the strongest wall in 50 miles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018134
Those were japanese type of gods, who aren't even really gods to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018134

No, I've never heard of it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018040

More like drawing of Trisha end with ten unbelievably cute kittens when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018130
Has she ascended yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018136
Are you telling me you would crush a wurms dream of becoming a living stealth tank? You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018140
Really, you've never seen that movie?

Shit man you should get on that, Miyazaki movies were part of my childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018103
Your not fighting rank and file armies. You're fighting an insurgency that is everywhere at all times. You start throwing nukes and people are gonna get scared and join the monsters.

Way to go Armchairgeneral-kun. You just lost the whole war. Did you yanks learn nothing from Vietnam and the War on Terror?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018130
Actually she's slightly-below God-tier.

Canonically, in the MGE, the reason for her ability to change the nature of every single Monster is not due to her own individual power, but because she inherited the God-Granted power of the Demon Lord, allowing her influence over all monsters.

Granted, she's still extremely strong, having to have won out over who knows how many competitors to acquire the power and rank of DL. Power which only continues to grow exponentially as she fucks her also-God-empowered Hero Husbando. Together, the two of them are beyond God-tier. Individually, they both fall slightly short.

Still powerful enough to wreck shit on their own, but I'm just clarifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018147
>if we're going to get bombed by our own side while we're not part pf the resistance, why not join up?
In a nutshell, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018145

Yes, "stealth"

I can't help but think of this

http://youtu.be/_TUH37nKvBk?t=4m21s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018125
Bill Clinton shoots succubi with shotguns. The world is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018147
Dude, don't even start. Nobody knows how a war would end without knowing the actual factors involved.

Like you always assuming that there's more than one gate and that they can be opened up willy nilly. Nobody knows that. Just like nobody knows if the demon lord's power would continue to this side or that other gods might try to end the war from the monster side because "not our world, don't interfere"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018162

Haven't all of the gods already picked a side, or are long gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018162

>Demon lord's dominion doesn't carry to this side
>Suddenly, nothing but real dragons and giant sandworms and flesh eating lamias pouring through onto the battlefield

The horror...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018171
That actually might be easier to deal with than sapient rape machines. At least then you don't have MAMONO MANA to deal with, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018103
Please don't. The MGE keeps current power levels vague, making this kind of argument pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018168
The old not-Egyptian ones are powerful and neutral. But gods are pretty picky about turf. X is in charge of Y. A whole new world opens up all kinds of questions for them regardless of previous agreements.

[Anonymous No.]

Just send some Illium and dark matter over.

Wouldn't even need an invading army. They'd turn our populations into monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018174
That and you wouldn't have anyone defecting to the other side

[Anonymous No.]

And now Monster Girl Thread has decided to start talking about turning Monster Girls back into normal Monsters, and doing bloody battles unto the death with them.

We are well and truly fucking worthless...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018130
>>13018132
>>13018147

Fine, have it your way but I'm not rolling over, especially if they start killing us off and treating us like livestock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018162
Given the absolutely massive human population in this world, I'm pretty sure all the single monsters in her domain would be VERY receptive to the idea of going through whatever transport method is necessary.

>I heard there are single men EVERYWHERE on the other side of the portal! Sign me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018176

I thought the Egyptian ones were long gone.

Considering the kingdoms are nothing more then dust and they have no worshipers outside of the servants sitting in hidden ruins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018184

Nah man, they're just on the same level as the fallen lizardman civilization in DnD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018181
>killing us off
>when the average monster finds killing humans like murdering their own child
>and they need humanity to survive
I'm sure you'll meet a lovely paranoid Kiki while hiding in your house surrounded by mines.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never understand why anyone would even discuss or desire stopping the monster girl invasion and new world order under their hegemony of love and waifus for all. If you're so against it, why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018180

Not talking about turning them into normal monsters, about what they were before.

At least that's what I've been talking about this whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018180
>how dare people have discussions about events that are hypothetical!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018190
>Wanting to fall to the Deruella plan.

Some of us like monstergirls AND think the demon realms suck

[Anonymous No.]

He joined the paladins just to wear the uniform x3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

Gory gory what a helluva way to die, Die x3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

He slipped upon the battlefield into a catapult x3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

Gory gory what a helluva way to die, Die x3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

His fancy suit of armour didn’t save him from the fall x3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

Gory gory what a helluva way to die, Die x3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

A lich did come along and decides she likes his corpse X3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

Gory gory what a helluva way to die, Die x3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

She brought him back to life with a necromantic spell x3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

Gory gory what a helluva way to die, Die x3
And he ain’t gonna purge no more

Stuck any help would be apreciated
this is a part of a story im writting stumped as all hell with how to end this song

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018184
All that's confirmed is one of the Chief Gods created the Apophis when they attempted to impact the system of the world through the Pharoahs, rendering them irrelevant for quite some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018196

Give it some time to normalize.

Say 100 years of none stop fucking, then everyone starts to get bored of just fucking all the time and they start to do other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018190
I agree, If you wouldn't welcome the monster lord with open arms when she invades to stop humanity's warmongering ways, i don't think you belong here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018191
See >>13018171 >>13018174

>>13018192
Fine then, let's talk about what would happen if rather than Monsters, or Monster Girls, we had Monster Boys instead! Just a hypothetical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018199
God that sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018196
They are not mutually exclusive, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018189
>Wind up with a paranoid /k/ikimora in your home
>Her maid outfit is camo
>Every day whe you come home she inspects your teeth to make sure the demon lord hasn't put radio transmitters in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018206
not supposed to be god just a silly shitty little song that peeves of the character

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018202
>Say 100 years of none stop fucking,
It's nowhere near that bad should you go by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018183

It's not a question of want, it's a question of how hard it is to open a portal.

Maybe it takes the demon lord and her husband dumping all their power into a spell to burrow through to this side. Maybe it's as easy as summoning a succubus if you have the right "coordinates". There's no way to argue it without going "because I want it this way".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018207
Considering Deruella is the only one who really makes war consistently, yeah, kinda is. You don't get a nice natural spread like what's possible in their homeworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018190
>>13018203

It's good to find like-minded brothers here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018190
Because there's a difference between being our waifu and being our overlord. If the MGs start taking office and passing laws in favor of lessening MG-on-human rape punishments, you better believe I'll sign up for the first thing that wants to put visine in their tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018220
You get enough monsters in one place and it will become a demon realm all on its own. Deruella only expedites it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello! I'm Ms... Alleured, and I come from... uh... Somewhere far away! Yes, that should do. And I say we turn this human settlement into a Demon Realm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018208
I.... Surprisingly want this.
Why do I want this?
>your cute Kiki maid will never constantly sweep the house for traps and bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018222

Don't worry. Get hitched. Raping another monsters husband is one of the most heinous crimes.

Pretty sure killing a human male would be the absolute worst one possible,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018230
You convinced me! Let's welcome those monsters in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018230
>implying anyone ever would go for that

You doubt how crazy hardcore religious people are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018230
>I come before you good people tonight with the greatest idea...
>Aw it's not for you
>It's more of a Lescatie idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5CbLnSjo0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018232
>Pretty sure killing a human male would be the absolute worst one possible,

Killing a MG's husband would be even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018230
Sounds good to me.

do I get a non-shit waifu? Because normal succubi a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018215
http://pastebin.com/TCW77wUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018243
It doesn't matter what she is when she truly loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018251
While i would be happy that someone loved me for once, i think i would prefer a lamia that wanted to proactively date me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018251
Yes it does.
Succubi a vanilla boring monster shit.
I'd take matango over them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018243
I used to think like this before i read Wilmarina's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>Years after dimensional merger.
>You and your buddies are backpacking across Europe with your monster waifus.
>Hiking, get to the top of a hill and look down on fields of white crosses, packed in, covering the landscape as far as the eye can see.
>Buddy's holst waifu turns to you, the group's history and geography buff.
>"Hey Anon, what's up with all those crosses? Is it a decoration or something?"
>Short explanation, they're a little uneasy with human on human war stuff.
>All the girls staring at you now
>Yeti asks "You mean it's like a graveyard? It's too big, isn't it? There isn't even a big city around here."
>Fluffy fox adds "It looks like it was all made at once too. Was it remodeled or something?"
>'Well...'
>"Eh? They all died at the same time?" They all look back down at the crosses. Your wurmfu seems to be trying to count them but quickly gives up.
>Wurmfu looks at you, "Did they get sick? Were they all born at the same time and got old together?"
>'Uh...'
>Guess a little bit of history is needed
>"Y-you mean, they were all men? But men aren't supposed to fight, what about their wives and children?"
>'Well, most didn't have any - too young. In fact their average age was a couple years younger than any of us. A good number were probably virgins now that I think about it.'
>You get caught up in history teacher mode, give the background and circumstances of the war then start an in-depth explanation of trench warfare.
>Their face when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018145
>Sunburn
Bitch, I know a corrupted wurm when I see one. Run for your lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018208
>/k/ikimora
needs to be a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018259
She's a high class hero. Most women are going to become succubi, which means you have a much higher chance of getting some 3dpd whore who has sucked a million dicks than you do of getting one like her.

And that's assuming they weren't men to start.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to think that spirit energy acts as a match maker.

As in monsters find the spirit energy of men they are compatible with much tastier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018241
Nah, killing a healthy, single male would be. It would be one of those crimes where you gotta hope to god they keep you in solitary, because if you wind up in general population you aren't going to last 5 seconds. And that's assuming you don't get lynched on your way to the courthouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018275
Which would explain why love is blind to monster girls. They seek out mates by scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018276
>Implying monstergirls wouldn't go straight to capital punishment
They're medieval society after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018260
>Monster girls' face when 15 year old kids were lying about their ages to go die face down in the mud with a bullet in their chest 6,000 miles from home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018281
>Implying there is anything wrong with capital punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018282
This face, to be precise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018283
I didn't imply anything of the sort. Just stated a fact. They still put people to death where I live but it was near universal back then.

Really when you don't have the resources to spare on lifetime incarceration, the only two options are execution and banishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018260
>Holst
>Yeti
>Kitsune
>Wurm
>getting an in-depth explanation of trench warfare
why.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018281
I was thinking in a modern society. In MGE-land, yeah, you'd get torn to pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018260
I bet they'd love to hear an explanation of what happened in Stalingrad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018296
>Stalingrad
Was basically just the trenches with ruins subbed in for the actual trench.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018290
>you will never have a traumatize cowering waifu asking for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018295

Going back to this point >>13018289, the massive upgrades you'd have to make to prisons to hold monster inmates would probably break the taxpayers, so only a few and probably private facilities would be able to handle them. The death penalty would be far more common in a modern monster world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018260
Marathon Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers and/or the Pacific to them, explaining that those men were no older than their 30s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018296
Do you want to break them? That's probably more humans dead than actually exist in their world.


>your monster wife will never hold you almost painfully tight to her chest and demand that you NEVER go to war

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018311
What, no Passchendaele?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018313
When do we get to tell them about the crusades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018318
Is there a convenient and moderately historical film we could show them related to the Crusades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018318
They'd lose it when hearing about the ship full of little children being sunk and the kids being sent into slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>traumatizing the MG

Villains, all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Offer a demonstration for a lilim
Put her at ground zero


Detonate a nuke
That takes care of 1 lilim

Then calmly explain to them we have 10000 more of those sitting in bunkers everywhere waiting to be fired by the orders of a handful of world leaders

If this doesn't scare them about us, I don't know what will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018303
>asking for sex
Pretty sure those particular monsters would be crying and asking for cuddles and head pats.
justasplanned.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018324
>lilim walks away entirely unscathed

I think you're forgetting "nearly limitless magical power", anon.

Moreover, they'd just seduce and infiltrate since they don't want to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018324

By anon. Your number of warheads is low by an entire order of magnitude, for just the US alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018260
>>13018282
>>13018296
>>13018311
Why are you even thinking of telling these things to love-centered creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018333
see
>>13018327

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018333
What happens, after I tell and show my waifu all that, that I tell her I'm thinking of joining the military?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018333
To let them know who the real monster is in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

after hearing all this war shit all i get is the mental image of irobot but with monsters instead of an AI being all no freedom to protect you from yourselves good job guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018322
Ah yes, the children's crusade.

rip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018339
Enjoy your new life in her 'no war allowed' dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018324
Reality warping magic and nearly limitless power, anon. It's a high level monster's answer to everything in these kind of discussions until KC is willing to clarify just how far MGE power levels go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018343
Just as planned. What's it like in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018329
I am pretty sure a lilim will not survive a nuke.
No matter what 'invincible' bs crap you spew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018348
MAGIC
A
G
I
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018346
There's nothing but pictures of happy things, bright colors, soft beds and restraints, etc, where she can cuddlefuck you while telling you that you never need to worry about war again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018348
>I am pretty sure...
If you are then you shouldn't be. You have no evidence and seem to have forgotten what "invincible" means and how bullshit magic can be applied to achieve that end. The first point also applies to the other side since the scenario doesn't exist, it's why these discussions are always stupid. Fantasy power level discussions just don't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018327
>>13018336
>Showing your waifu records of the monstrous acts of humanity.
>All to deliberately traumatize and leave her emotionally vulnerable.
>Definition: Emotional Abuse
>Abusing the Waifu

Truly, Humans are the real Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine the VA will be overrun with mg volunteers. Mostly vanilla types looking to provide healing to soon-to-be husbands, and warrior types like salamanders looking for equals to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018355
fuck that whole "i have an invisible magic armor so i didnt die" bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018362
If she's going to be living in our world she will learn about this stuff eventually. It might as well be here and now, with me, so I can comfort her and help her through it and cuddlefuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018367
Well too bad, we don't know how strong they actually are on a numerical and all information we have about them indicates they can't be stopped but for a god themselves to smack them down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018358
Sounds perfect.

>You will never have a waifu who loves you so much she locks you up in her house to keep you safe, filled with happy stuff and things you love and keeps you from ever worrying about the outside world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018370
Or instead, you could show her nice things that make her enjoy going out and spending time with you.

Yes, if she's living in this world, it's likely inevitable she'll find out about all the awful shit that happens in it, but you can deal with that as it comes, rather than using it to emotionally manipulate her.

[Anonymous No.]

this has never been so relevant
you sick fucks

http://youtu.be/ldNSMnEeKio

[Anonymous No.]

Let's discuss undead and why Lich is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018387
Because she can stitch all those war dead back together and pretend they're still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018387
But that's not ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about war and MGs reminded me something

When's that guy who did the story about the PTSD incubus war vet and the werecat gonna add more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016301
>>13016305
So it took me a while to get around to reading this and...well, I can't say I see the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13015942
She probably had to practice and gather quite some courage to pull that off. I'd give her a chance, even though I prefer lamia's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018390

Didn't he update just a few days ago? I am also looking forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018406
Oh he did?
Can I get a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018387
>Lich discovers History Channel
>Gets interested in the world wars
>Starts reading books on them
>Finds a picture of a shell-shocked young man
>Caption mentions he's the only member of his unit to survive an enemy ambush
>Because of the way recruiting is done, the other members of his unit were all young men from his home town
>He watched his best friend and his brother die
>Doctors didn't understand the condition so they didn't know what to do with him
>Gave him a day of rest then sent him back to the front
>He died later in the battle
>Lich looks up where he is buried
>She goes to his grave and digs him up
>Tries for a few weeks to raise him as a zombie even though she knows it doesn't work on men
>Eventually gives up and decides to rebury him
>Gives his remains a gentle pat on the head as she closes the coffin
>Single tear falls on the lid
>Lich watches with an emotionless expression as her ghouls lower the coffin into the grave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018422
Last update was around the first, I think. Here's the paste.
http://pastebin.com/Q54Hm8YG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018425
And then she discovered Pearl Harbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018435
This is the origin of the boatsluts villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018445
>Lich raising sunken warships as zombie fleet
plz no

[Anonymous No.]

>"Package for Mr. Anon! It's not rape this time, it's... Uh... Video Games! And um... Giant Monster Movies! And nachos! Yup! 285 lbs of it! Boys like that stuff right? So just open the door so I can bring it in."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018455
>brings videogames
>but no doritos and mountain dew
Nah, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018425
What monster would be best at consoling and comforting a shellshocked and occasionally weeping soldier/hero/paladin that it wasn't their fault?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018455
>285lbs sounds kind of heavy, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018455
>nachos
If it ain't pizza you can fuck RIGHT OFF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018455
>"what i want is you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018465
Do you think Monster Girls would be self conscious about the fact that because their animal parts could be really heavy, their weight would be extremely heavy, even if they weren't actually fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018463
Holst
Lamia types for full body cuddles
Kraken for hugs x5
Yeti for Yeti
Anything else that's super fluffy
Hellhound for soft belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018477

Pretty sure Crabman brought that up in the gym chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018460
>doritos and mountain dew
Dr. Pepper goes better with doritos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018480
>super fluffy
I nominate Ren Xiongmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018477
>Not sure if rhetorical or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018485

I think he was making a joke about the cross promotion of them for gamers.

>Dat fucking Halo 3 marketing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018483
>That awkward moment when you and your Lamia Waifu use the same scale and you're 107 Lbs. and she's 335 Lbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018435
>Undead MGs visit hawaii
>for some reason, they can hear something at night in the water nearby
>they make a trip to the USS Arizona Memorial
>they remain quiet as they read the memorial inside
>once you're about to leave via boat, is a different story
>they spend at least 10 minutes trying to reach into the water because they can hear screams below
>the boat staff act like this is a routine thing, one of them tells you this happens at least three times a week
>if you've ever wanted to see an undead MG cry, this is where you'd hit the jackpot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018480
>super fluffy
Kitsune? Weresheep?
as for full body hugs what about sandworm and slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018455
>Wock says "It's definitely not rape!"
>Jab says "Wock yer such a stupid cunt, I swear on me mum."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018477
Why should they follow human weight standards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018493
>107 pounds
Skeletor, I'm going to be serious here for a second. Go to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018497
>sandworm and slimes
acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018502
I think the joke is she rigged it to make her look less fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018502
>discriminating against skeletons
Check your privilege meatscum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018497
>tfw a sandworm will never hold all of you tightly and soothe you, like the worlds biggest hug
>tfw a worm will never sing you to sleep so that you have good dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018502
Eh, being a skeleton is better than being a blob. Besides, I remember doing the BMI test long ago or whatever, for a height of 5 ft 8, 107 is actually a pretty healthy weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018500
Reminder that Righty has a degree in nuclear mechanics from MGCU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018534
Which righty? My right or your right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018019
I want to protect that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018537
Yours, I think.

Could be mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018545
So we lost track of which has the degree on Nuclear Mechanics?

Anon this is not a good thing, what if we need some major Nuclear work done, which head do we ask? MGC is fucked the event of a Nuclear Crisis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018522
I weighed more than that in 5th grade, and I wasn't even fat. 107 at 5'8 is rail thin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018556
It's the one that's a complete tool all the time.

Additionally Righty is known for drooling and trash talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018135

Yes, very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018567
It's like being in a Polygomous marriage but with one person.

I wonder what it'd be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018608

Just watch the Flora and Fauna scenes in the Adams Family movie.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if one day when you went to work at the Human Boy Cafe as usual and find out your Cancer Boss lost a card game with her evil Cyclops rival and had bet your contract, meaning you no longer work for your beloved Cancer Boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018627
I would ditch them and go fuck hot squirrel girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018627
That's not how contracts work.

I think that just means you're out of a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018627
I would happily get to bully my new boss with my dick.

>>13018642
He's obviously pulling his idea from a spongebob episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018642
Yeah, but this is Monster Girl City, you really think the Monster Girls put much thought into Labor Laws?

I mean, they could, but every moment they spend trying to pass a law is a moment not on their husband's dick. Just accept you now work for the Cyclops now and start making those Human Boy Cafe Burgers that sell so well over there with their Secret Ingredient.

[Anonymous No.]

Drawfag here. Give me something easy to color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018654
How about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018654
Same drawfag, I meant something easy to draw and color

[Anonymous No.]

Any ideas for writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018657
A ren xiongmao giving a lap pillow to an anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018657
An Apophis playing an MMO at a Computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018657

A father holding his baby daughteru in his arms and feeding her from a bottle. Furry, fluffy or scaly, but I'd be overjoyed with a catgirl clutching him with her little claws or a kitsune wagging her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018660
NTR
T
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018663
I'd like to imagine every Friday night Gamer Gazer invites a few of her friends over to play Vidya together and have a good time.

The Fatpophis usually arrives first, oddly enough. She takes up most of the space on the couch, but is surprisingly good at most games, unless they involve teamwork.

Following her is that socially awkward Moth Girl everyone's forgot about. She just TCHs and plays along. While she's not the best around in video games, on team ones she's actually really helpful and is willing to die if it means her team will have a better chance at winning. Likes to sing Queen for some reason.

Next is that one Wurm. She really just says the first letter of a video game character and kinda sucks at video games. Gamer Gazer only invites her out of sympathy and because they need a fourth player for some games.

Gamer Lich sits outside in the rain, crying as she looks into the window and sees the four friends having fun, knowing she will never ever be invited to play with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018657
an anon blowing a raspberry into a wurm babby's tummy, with her giggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018667
I wonder what will happen if i raise my daughteru using my cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018684
It would be extremely deplorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018688
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018660

You asking for ideas we have for our own stuff or your stuff. Because I've got a lot of one and not a lot for the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018660
A Hero growing tired of fighting and retiring to the countryside.


Or, if you're looking for something sexual, a Kitsune gently domming her husband on their wedding night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018657
A wurm dressed as a bedsheet ghost trying and failing to scare people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018305
I doubt it. Yes MG would make everything different, but it would also open up various new ways of imprisoning.

magical sealing being the first that comes to mind. The magic fueling itself by its captive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018329
>>13018324
>>13018330

>>13018344
It's why these discussions about completely worthless till we get proper material to compare with.

And we won't since it's a hugbox thats about rape, femdom, maledom, tender loving and daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

It's quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018880
DICK THE DAUGHTERU
ALL OF THEM

[Anonymous No.]

did the story about the nightmare and the veteran even got continued?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017716
Cattle rustling. Through the Vatican.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be her dedicated royal tail brusher
>She'll never bully your dick with her big meaty paws while you try to get the knots out
>She'll never threaten to shove her tongue down your throat if you don't make her tail luxurious within the next five minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018928
Not much of a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere Mantis: http://pastebin.com/sbBXN4jz
Criticism appreciated. Thanks for reading

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the dedest thread in a while?

[Anonymous No.]

Finished Spec-Ops: The Line just now. The ride wasn't anywhere near as wild as I was led to believe. Was still fun though.
Monster Girls stranded in the desert when?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Heey, you know what would REALLY turn me on? A little blood."
>"No, shhh. It's fine. Not much. Just a little. Like...a drop. Just the smell is enough. It gets my motor running."
>"Maybe more than a drop. Just...y'know, I kinda like to rub it all over my teeth. Just enough to coat the tongue. That's all."
>"Also, before you say yes, I should probably mention that this is technically against my probation."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019131
I'mma bob your nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018130
>She's powerful enough to completely change the nature of every single monster

>However, the settings that had been determined by the Chief God weren't so weak that she could completely overwrite them with just that. A number of problems remained that the demon lord hadn't foreseen. Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained. Additionally, since the setting “monsters are biologically superior beings to humans,” also remained, nothing but the monster girls who are both mothers and superior beings actually ended up resulting from the coupling of humans and monster girls, even though the Demon Lord had expected that the incubi, who are the males of the unified race, would also have been born. Because of this, the racial unification that the demon lord seeks is impossible.

But that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019119
>You will never adopt a Monster Girl child soldier and take her to a good psychiatrist, despite how rare they are, and help her slowly start to function like a normal sentient being

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019155
Unless she ascends to godhood. This her her current goal right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018657
I'm very, very late. But I want to see a Wight nibbling her fingers like Funny Valentine on the right, complete with yandere bedroom eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912

I don't think they know what it is, and they'll probably ask you to show them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018312
>>13018343

How are they gonna deal with conscription? The army knocks on your door one day and demands you to go to the nearest base for training and dispatching, and that if you don't go, they'll come back and drag you outside. What're they gonna do about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019235
The authorities can seek me in vain, there's still plenty of woods to hide in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018556

I think Wock is the one with the degree on Nuclear Mechanics.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget what you saw here, anon. Never forget the way they served us diet yogurt on Ice Cream Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019235
The Order. Got to keep the wave of Heroes and cannon fodder going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017079
>Smaug's death caused several young dragons to develop a phobia for thrushes and archery equipment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019312
You should be scared of archers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

[Anonymous No.]

Heil Schwanzmuschi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019317
If I jammed my hand inside up to my shoulder, would she like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019170
>13018287
Something like that. Though a newbie, the power of the chief god are still nothing to scoff at, and seeing as it's been thousands of years since the DL took power, you do the math. The CG is likely amassing power in her spirit realm, so simply making more monster/human couples of her own accord is unlikely to give the DL the power she needs, something else must tip the scales. Like in the cradles, the humans would likely have to purposely increase their population, the women willingly becoming monsters and the men incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016747
Heh, Mantiwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019155
>>13019325

Of course, this has to be planned out as well, otherwise

>Instead, the humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and Chief God insisted it would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019317
>You will never get adopted by a lonely CC Manticore from the Tailpussy Republic.
>She will never raise you to be her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019338
P'Orc Beastmaster riding a Manticore to battle, yes/no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019338
Can't tell you how glad I am to hear that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019341
No.

It'd look silly since it's just a P'Orc riding on a Manticores shoulders or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019350
What's wrong with silly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018344
I don't know where all this reality warping business came from. Yes, lilim ar eth estronguest monsters next to the demon lord, but nothing says they are capable of that, making spirit reals, yes, and even then only the queen of hearts has been confirmed to be able to do that, not changing reality as a whole, otherwise, why not bring wonderland to the chief god's world and increase the number of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to safeguard your house if you have little Manticores running around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017172

I want to impregnate Toumasu's yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018425
Any reason why she didn't raise him as a skeleton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017912
Their concept of love is entirely different from ours due to biological differences, though there is enough of a common ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018455
>not pizza, porn and vydia

Ya blew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019363
A woman cannot understand a man's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019356
She must get bullied by Hellhounds a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019366
so an alp, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017257
>Not playing a human
>Not somehow staying uncrrupted while beign a badass
>Not having a horde of smitten MGs hounding you
>Not making your final stand as the mob of horny MGs descend upon you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018455
Just let me open this door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019367
>Pack of Hellpups chase a Mantikitten up a tree
>>13019369
What's this about Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019366

She could at the very least understand his desires. That wock is bad at what she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Okay, let's see here..."
>"Nekomatas do this all the time with their husbands, s-so it shouldn't be too hard, right?"
>"I-I just gotta... mail myself... t-to Anon... like... this..."
>"I-I hope h-he likes the surprise... oh, what am i saying? He'll love it! I j-just know it!"
>"Y-Yes, I-I'm sure of it. I-I can do this, n-no need to be nervous..."
>"B-But why is this box is so small...?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019373
well, an alp, being a former man, would understand the man's wants and desires better. Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019358
She could have revived him as an undead incubus if she really wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019379
>only retards get in this box
>>13019384
This is true. Which is why Alps are best bros while still being fuckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019379
>"B-But why is this box is so small...?"

Because you're a dumb asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019373
>The Mantikitten's older human half-brother threatens to tell the Hellpups mom on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019387
Wouldn't he be maggot feed by then? Unusable? No time frame makes it confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019387
I believe his corpse would have been too decayed at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019388
>hey brah, want to go to the gym?
>hell yeah, brah, got to get joocy
>and after that, you can get some of this brotein too (gestures to dick), no homo
>Y-yeah, breh, n-no homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019387

Unless she got to him within a week, or Spirit Energy lingers in a dead body for centuries, which is unlikely, I highly doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019398
You don't need to say no homo when it's a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019400
old habits die hard, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019398
>girl speaking like a Chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019400
Except it's a guy with a girl's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019410
So it's a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019408
>not wanting a gymbrah that you can work out with then fuck later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019415
Why hello there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019412
Then, when the heart of the man mixes with the pleasure of a monster inside their head, while spending days in want, they'll end up attacking and having sex with a man again. While repeating this, eventually they'll lose all resistance to having sex and making love with men while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man even though they used to say they hated it so much.

>while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019420
It seems you're confused. Let me remind you:
Dick 'n balls = man
Pussy = woman

Don't matter jack shit what they feel on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019415
Can you read? I said her speaking like a meathead is irritating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019417
I would a fit Oni or a fit Jinko so hard. Any fit monstergirl, really
>Oni's bulkan
>becomes even more woman to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019412
No, if it's was born as a guy it will be guy forever

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no Werecat oneesan to impregnate vigorously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019423
You can gloss over it all you like, you're still fucking a dude with girl parts.

[Anonymous No.]

Self-conscious Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019429
>magic happens
Not anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019426
>>13019433
Oni vs Jinko in an MMA hexagon when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019434
><magic happens
>alp still thinks of himself as a man and behaves as such

Alps are such shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019433
I want to tell her her muscles are beautiful and gently scratch under her chin and stroke her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019443
You're such shit. Yeah, I went there. Whacha gonna do about it, tough guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019430
They'd be infinitely more lewder and cuddly than a Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019423

Even if they have "girl parts", they're still men in soul and mind.

You know who else does this? Transsexuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019434
Yeah, just like being fucked by girl's dick is not gay, amrite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019446
Name the place and I'll come over to beat your shit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019433
Dan should have drawn it to where the fur extends to her elbows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019449
>Transsexuals
Thinking you're something you're not is meaningless. A man can believe he's bloody Napoleon and that doesn't mean he is.
>>13019450
>girl's dick
But Alps don't have dicks, that's irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019457
>meaningless

Exactly, alps think of themselves as men, they're worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the love for the Undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019466
You're worthless, you wanker, punk poo-poo head!

[Anonymous No.]

Remeber, were-cats and were-kittens love milk.

Just be sure you don't accidently give the Hathor Milk

Or do, they will cuddle you either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019468

It's always here, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019470
I am laughing. Laughing at you. With my 100% all female Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019487
All natural. No preservatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be there when a new thread starts
>Page 1
>Go to sleep
>Wake up next day
>Page 7

Did /jp/'s traffic increase or am I oversleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

you guys sound really insecure. There's absolutely nothing gay about showing a former guy the pleasures of her now female body.


Now, if you're the alp on the other hand...
B-but it's not like you'll be able to help it, with your new instincts and every inch of your body screaming to j-just stuff a dick into your naughty pussy and milk all the sweet sticky soul energy out of it t-till your greedy womb overflows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019480
I want that level of softness to sit on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey there good looking. Have you ever heard of a little game called Dune 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019497
This is why you don't dick alps, they get so needy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019511
But >http://pastebin.com/AA4hcU38 happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019497
Get new bait. What you're saying is basically, "you're insecure because you don't want to sleep with a guy", just like the futafag's famous "how do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019514

What man calls himself one that can't beat an alp in a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019500
>Chubby were-cat that loves to sit in your lap and get belly rubs.

Yes please.

Is there any girl Hathor's milk can't improve?

Imagine if you gave it to a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019508

Nope.

I'm pretty shit at RTS games

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019515
This would sound less stupid, if it was still a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

I would appreciate Alps more if they weren't another boring succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019523
Dune 2 made the RTS genre what it is! Warcraft ripped it off, and that's how Blizzard got rich. Ripping off Dune 2 for the mechanics and Warhammer for the setting.
>>13019525
Aren't Alps able to become anything now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019526
>Aren't Alps able to become anything now?

No. They can become any type of succubus like an Alice or an Imp etc. And only very rarely. I hope the rest of you are paying attention. This is what happens when you keep spreading false information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019531
>Imp Alp
Me gusta.

[Anonymous No.]

All this alp talk reminded me of something.

>Zombies and other undead type monsters can fundamentally never rise from a man’s corpse; however, in the skeleton’s case, magical energy doesn’t dwell within the body, the body itself is made up of magical energy. They are an exception, and men’s bones can become monsters too

I though about this and came to the conclusion that it must be that spirit energy permeates the flesh, enev in death, making it impossible for anything other than skeletons to rise from a man's corpse. So then, genderbent pharaohs make no sense, unless they were changed by the demon lord herself, or the magical energy granted to them became soured, and thus they changed. But, seeing as men possess spirit energy, any male pharaoh would have merely incubized, and if they played for the other team, they would have simply gone alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019508

Heard of it. It's from Westwood, right? The guys who made C&C?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019534

Pharoahs were demigod monsters already. They fall under the male transformation that happened to every other male monster when Succulord took office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019531
KC's words were, "hyper rare" which is nip speak for nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019536
That's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019531
http://ask.fm/k_cross/answer/113220209237

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019537
>every male monster

Male elves and dwarves exist, they too possess SE and did not get genderbent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019417
>>13019426
Would hit with an Anti-Anti and Anti-Anti-Anti-Anti Dempsey Roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019546
Demihumans, not monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019537
>In the past, these monsters were human, however, the previous God gave them power so that they could rule over and act as guides for humanity. Many of these girls have been sleeping in their ancient ruins since the former reign of the various old Demon Lords, since a former golden age where a Demon Lord tried to destroy their kingdom and they fought to protect
>girls
>since the former reign of the various old Demon Lords

Seems to me they were women even then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019556
Is that what Ippo does nowadays? Haven't read it in four years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019546
The male dwarves are functionally extinct and the elves are only holding out because they've put up a load of anti-corruption magic in their isolated villages.

But don't take it up with me, it's KC we're talking about.

>KC
>Consistency

Pick one and only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019543

The old 2D Dune games look pretty comfy, but I've never played any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019565
Fix that maybe?

http://epicport.com/en/dune2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019557
Don't move the goalposts, if the males are demihumans, the females are as well, yet the males did not change, because SE. Nice try faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019531
they can't become ANY type of succubus, just Alice, Amazons, kunoichi, dark priest and nereids. The other ones have a different 'base' species such as angels or Valkyries. However, male (non monster) dwarfs and elves can also turn into alp elves and dwarfs.

The other possibilities are Liliraune if there's only one girl present, become infected by parasite slimes, or merge with dark matter

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn, I thought Nina just ripped Trish' claws out, not her digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019564
I want Monsters to raid a hidden Elf village and rape some Elf boys. Rape them good.

[Anonymous No.]

>Figure out where to go with a story in the course of falling asleep

Oh boy I can't wait to have some free time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019570
>nereids
This makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019531
>>13019538
Specifically that Alice was hyper-rare. I guess they're special to his lolicon heart like Baphomet, and given the number of types, hitting the special loli Alice would be really rare.

Living example of why "what KC said" and caring in the first place is pointless though. Half-citations and liberal translations over something that holds no bearing on your own imagination.

>>13019569
>if the males are demihumans, the females are as well
They are, but then just kidding MAMONO MANA, now they're "lustful monsters" to be part of the "succubi variant" cool club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019570
alp fusing with dark matter

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019578
Is this what they call "teasing"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019568

Oh, that's neato. Is the resolution supposed to be this tiny, though? I can barely see my units.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019578
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019084
I don't really have any criticism towards it, in facr I liked it, you should write a sequel to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019585
Seeing as how there are still makes, I have to call bullshit.

Fine, there are alp elves, and alp dwarves, but not gerderbent ones. Do you understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019084

>Unknown paste ID

My main criticism is that your story is invisible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019592
Do you like being teased Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019572
Meant for
>>13018019

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019595
I don't see any option to change that.
>>13019609
Yes, and I like being denied too, and I'm not ashamed of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019562
No it was just one fight where the enemy went 'Oh the Dempsey Roll, it's stupidly easy to beat, just leap back and Counter while he's swinging his head like a pendulum' And that was the Anti Dempsey
So Ippo developed the Anti Anti Dempsey where he stops his body mid Dempsey and let's the counter go through then continues the Dempsey, then mid fight the guy does the same thing with his counter Punch to make an Anti Anti Anti Dempsey
Then Ippo does TWO stops, nearly tearing his leg muscles apart and wins.
He's only used Dempsey twice since then and he's had like 6 matches

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018455
>vidya
>kaiju
>nachos
Dammit, she knows my weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019612
Well a certain history loving Anubis will be with you shortly then. Once I'm done catching up on work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019524
>while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man

Fuck off alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019629
>history loving Anubis
Neat.
Philosowurm will be done by Valentine's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019604
*there are still males

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019638
MAH.

NIGGA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019604
>but not gerderbent ones.
I don't really get this, what? That's what alp means.
For posterity I wasn't following the conversation and just replying to the quoted bit.

Otherwise, of course what KC says is bullshit but that's how it's written and people care overly much for some reason. Like how Amazons "were human women that got attacked by succubi, now they're monster girls", it's the template magical "type" swap to make them fit in with the cool monster kids when they were just humanoids beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019604
Because they aren't monsters. The lack of demonic energy in their bodies saved them from the genderbending.

The other races aren't going to be as lucky.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13019590
ah sorry, I didn't post the TL for this specific question from KC's ask.fm yet:

>ダークマターが女性化願望のあるアルプになれる男と合体したらどうなるんですか？その時は黒い球体じゃなくて女性体と融合するんですか？
>女性体と融合してダークマターになるか、もしくは黒い球体と融合した後に女性体とも融合してアークアルプ的なモノになるかもしれません。どちらにしろ女体化して魔物娘になります。
What would happen if a dark matter were to fuse with a man that holds the prospects of turning into an alp? Would it turn into the female body then instead of agglutinating into the black sphere?
They'd either might fuse into a being called arch alp, or the dark matter agglutinates into the black sphere with the man turning into the female body sticking out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019562
The Sawamura fight was like 7 years ago Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019655
>Sawamura
I don't remember that name anymore. Let's not talk about non-MG related manga, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019648
I meant, say an elf gets showered with DE, he would become an incubus, since being male, he has spirit energy. If they can alp, that means they have to destroy their SE production capabilities, thus becoming alps, but they don't change in to a female elf, they don't become a female of their species, they become alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019653
What other races? Also, see >>13019662

[Anonymous No.]

Uh Oh Baby Dragon is hungry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019671
>hungry
>she's burping after the meal she just finished
Time for seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019654
I wonder, who was the sod who kept asking questions pertinent to Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019671

...You want me to do something about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019634
>Self-awareness != Gender
Better an alp than an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019679
Man feeds Dragonette, Dragonette hugs man. Win-win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019654

>>13019564 is right. Why would a dark matter attack an alp? This just seems like a big "what if" scenario. Seeing as humans in the setting don't even know how monsters work, how would a man know to transform into an alp? All this stuff just raises more questions about everything.

I think I'm ready to jump in the "Fuck KC" bandwagon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019671
Fine, I'll go to the next village town over and steal a pig.
Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019680
>born as a man
>thinks of himself as a man
>is a man

Your tumblr logic has finally betrayed you

[Anonymous No.]

ALL DRAGONS MUST BE DESTROYED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019681

...Alright, but only if she doesn't interrupt my nap again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019687
>thinks of himself as a man == is a man
>Accuses me of tumblr logic.
Are you doing satire, or are you really that dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019689
Who is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019697
You're the one pushing tumblr shit, with the, "it's totally a girl, doesn't matter if she used to be a dude". If you subscribe to that viewpoint, then you must accept the "gender identity" thing, which is all tumblr. Alps were men, and they think of themselves as men, they're just trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019654
>arch alp
How horrifying.

>>13019662
Oh, eh, kind of get it. Well of course they change into stuff like having butt wings and being traps without the dick cause that would cause upset. You obviously wouldn't think a 'pure' elf was one, and corrupted elves aren't really a succubi race so much as just "corrupted" into being nymphomaniacs like other monster girls. So yeah, there's no pre-existing succubi-elf race for them to stage 3 into looking exactly like a normal elf woman and trap you with.

This mental gymnastic shit is for Angels.

[Anonymous No.]

Does monorus take requests? Where can I reach him if so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019711
I'll make it easy for you: If it can give you daughterus, it's not transgender or a man, no matter what your feminist friends say.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13019684
they don't attack an alp, but a human man 'who would turn into an alp after turning into an incubus'

>When they find a human man, they envelop him with the black orb, making it flow into the man. After having his entire body violated by super high concentrations of demonic energy, the man is instantly transformed into a powerful incubus. By merging with the black orb, the man's desire and the desires of the black orb are combined, he will then be ruled by extreme lust. Once this happens, the man will end up giving in to desire, having sex with the remaining part of the dark matter, as a substitute for the black orb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019714

If by requests you mean "Do things for free", no.
If you mean commissions then yes. On his deviantart IIRC. Don't know if they're open right now though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019722
He has commissions closed right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019715
>it's not transgender or a man

What if the day comes when we are able to attach functional wombs to MtF trans? Will you think of them as women then? Sorry, but to me they would just be dudes with a literal baby canon, they weren't born with it, so to me they're still men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019725
Fuck! I don't want to go to .less. Is there anyone else we know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019726
>magic turns their Y-chromosome into an X
Now what? There's no difference anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019726
>What if
If your only arguments are "What ifs", then I think we're done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019731

Maritan or Loen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019719
But going by dark matter's entry, she would not seek out such a man, and how would she know anyway, mamono mana? Also, if she uses the orb on him, he "will then be ruled by extreme lust. Once this happens, the man will end up giving in to desire, having sex with the remaining part of the dark matter" so him alping would go out the window, since he would become fixated on the dark matter.

Yep, FUCK KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019732
>think of themselves as men
>retain their identities as men

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019596

He's definitely not me, unless i'm him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019748

Mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019732

All you have to do is the Ranma test. Which is that if you wouldn't tap this, you are crazy.

>Busty redhead shortstack alp with pigtail
Yessssss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019735
They have DA accounts as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019748
Just use milk anon.

Milk and head pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019745
>Yep, FUCK KC.
Until he draws another monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019745
Boy you really are that dumb are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019750
But If I'm you..who am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019758
I wonder if he'll make a lion to balance out his tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019754
The old version did become women in body and mind as a rule, not anymore, those are the exception.

>Then, when the heart of the man mixes with the pleasure of a monster inside their head, while spending days in want, they'll end up attacking and having sex with a man again. While repeating this, eventually they'll lose all resistance to having sex and making love with men while still completely retaining their own self-awareness as a man even though they used to say they hated it so much. On the contrary, they'll come to seek sex on their own and enjoy the taste of pleasure and spirit energy.

>Additionally, there are also Alps that awaken to the joy of being a woman through this process. In that case, their body changes, rapidly growing voluptuous to invite men and their heart changes to be like that of a woman, resulting in an Alp that's even more feminine than a real woman and even more lewd and lustful than a Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019765

That's what the manticore is for friendo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPDlv3zr_cM

Who cares baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019763
Better dumb than fuck a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019772
CanonGender-kun, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019767
This whole exception and rule thing people have going here with alps is complete bullshit anyway, since
1: We don't even know if the whole exception and rule thing is even the 100% correct translation and it doesn't just mean that both exist.
And 2: it's fucking MGE, the only thing that is really canon about alps is that they are men whose subconscious wish to be female mixed with some DE turned them into succubi, the rest is up to the imagination of whoever writes about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019689
Dragon's Dogma is a shitty uninspired game that only appeals to chucklefucks who make retarded characters in character creations.
Also Not Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

How much would you pay for a Gazer daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019745
>But going by dark matter's entry, she would not seek out such a man,
They seek out any man.
>and how would she know anyway, mamono mana
Alpification happens automatically once the incubus qualifies. He unconsciously uses demonic energy to destroy his own spirit energy production out of his heart's desire to either be the MG or to be with men.
He gets genderbent, she immediately fuses with him because she's not going to let an opportunity to become "complete" go to waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019782
No I agree with you, I already called these "what if" scenarios" and so they shall remain, after all, KC is not stupid enough to sell tranny waifus right? Like with his answer to the futa question. This is all likely to give his fans some wiggle room in fanfiction they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019789
Also wolves.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13015411
>That moment when you have bigger breasts than an MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019800
>automatically

[Anonymous No.]

>A Ryu sees a man and decides she likes him
>In order to get his attention she makes it rain a little
>While he's look for shelter from the rain she approaches him with an umbrella

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019802
>fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019807
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019800
After getting such a huge infusion of DE, and having a female in front of him, I doubt he's gonna be thinking of fucking any dude. DE fixes mental defects after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019814
Writefagging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019820
I guffawed.
>>13019823
Yeah son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019820
This is both homophobic, and a complete misinterpretation of what DE is supposed to be in KCs setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019817
I didn't really plan to go all out on that. Just a little idea i had in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019829
>Complaining about homophobia on 4chan.
Door's right there motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019835
I hope you pursue it friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019829
You do know that we call each other fags, but are not actual fags, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019829
Not even him but I always wondered why that particular word gets used so much.
>Fear of the same

The word isn't even correctly constructed. And it's not even fear, it's hate. I mean do you call a racist an afrophobic? I mean that sounds kind of funny but seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019836
I don't really care about the homobphobic part, although I don't approve of it either.
What actually matters to me is the KC setting part

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019570
>alp alice
NOICE
O
I
C
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019849
Traps go on /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019838

I've never really written anything before but I guess I could give it a shot.

I do already have a few idea floating around in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019829

>complete misinterpretation of what DE is supposed to be

Do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember folks.

Wurms are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019856
But they're silly in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019856
Wurms a shit. The only things worse than wurms are alps and matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019852
I wish I could express to you Anon how obnoxious attempts at thread policing are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019084
>This paste has been removed.
I think you posted the wrong link anon. Can you post the right one? I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019855
It fixes objectively wrong things.
Like being fat, sick or old and frail.
It technically does the same thing with a that's gay or in love with another guy. But not by making that guy straight, but by turning him into an alp and thus able to live out his/now her true nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019849
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019859
That's because they are silly for you.

Besides she can wrap you up in her tail when she wants to cuddle.

>>13019862
That is you opinion anon. You are entitled to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019853
And you won't ever write anything until you do Anon. I look forward to your efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019572

Have you seen how cat claws are attached? Declawing means taking off the first joint of the finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019852
You should have said before alps infestation
It's too late now
Everything is ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019879
alps are not traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019879
I swear you people don't know what words mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019856
>>13019862
>>13019869
Please excuse me, "retard wurms a shit."

>>13019864
Read the rules faggot. And this isn't the trap thread, it's the monstergirl thread.

>>13019867
>It fixes objectively wrong things.

Exactly, like liking dudes. And seeing as incubization doesn't happen overnight, either alps come with a monster waifu you can dick while kicking the alp to the curb, or alps are super rare, gigafags because a monster's mana will make you like her instead of dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019879
Stop wasting images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019879
What makes you think I didn't? And the point stands, you are not even posting alps, you are posting human males dressed as girls. Fuck off.

>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019888
The word ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019879
The only reason alps got popular was to be treated as targets of bullying, ridicule and scorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019895
You can spew vitriol at me all you want. It doesn't change the fact you're acting like a tantruming child.

Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019901
See >>13019884

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019907
Who are you, the guy posting traps, or the one defending alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019807
>Guy comes from Scotland, he asks why he would want an umbrella when she offers it
>Walks off ignoring the rain
>She gets rid of it because it didn't work
>The sun shines down and a scream is heard
>The guy's getting a terrible sunburn as he has no UV tolerance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019907
Nigger, if you're going to post characters pertinent to the SMT series, post the actual Alice, not Teddie during the crossdressing event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019919
>She hands him an umbrella to protect him from the sun
Just like my Babylonian ballads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019884
It's the same shit
Guy pretending to be a grill, only with magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019768
But Manticore is like Cat, Scorpion, and Bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019918
A guy who finds it really annoying when people shitpost under the guise of telling everyone the rules when they could ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019952
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019903
We should switch back to elves bullying and give alps the bob treatment
They are literally swarming the thread at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019955
We don't have to ignore shit, especially when said shit is directly opposed to the thread. We are here for monstergirls, not traps, so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019956
No, you get out and take your alps with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019954

Lion with succubutt wings and a scorpion tail is still mostly a lion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019960
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019960
This is what happens when you translate KC's Q&As.
It only gets worse.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13015411
>>13019805

Hi I’m TheGreens and recap anon is still not here, he is currently stranded on a life raft in the middle of the pacific ocean and is being strafed by the Japanese

Vanilla MGs intensify, and what appears to be an american indian Inari
Fuck tanukis
It’s porno-tier story with an anubis
Dank MGs intensify
I don’t want to be a butler
Xzibit get your hands off my Barometz damnit
>You will never have a lava golem light you on fire when you have a cold
>You will never find an MG egg on your doorstep
>You will never make scrambled MGs
>You will never throw up on an anubis
>You will never over-react to silly lich things because MUH DRAMA
White dragon best girl
Pectus excavatum anon gets a skeleton waifu
An innocent ushi-oni forgets guns exist
I guess manticore’s tail is named “Miss Happy” now
Tumor paws a shit
Gauf gets dank with a jinko
bats are the new flavor of the month
I don’t think MGs would make good mothers.
How big is a tailpussy?
We have a very long discussion about horse cunts
Amazon chan loves hitting me
Anon doesn’t sexualize the animal bits, what a faggot
Pantyquest does a thing involving a tanned Illias and dump trucks full of cum

And then the rest of the thread we fought a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019960
The problem with Elf bullying is that it brings in the "lel, Orc breeding sow XDXD" fags, which means monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019966
When you troll, you have to be subtle. Go back to /d/ and take the alps with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019964
There is a reporting system. Use it and stop taking these threads on stints of shitposting. The problem will be cleaned up if mods/janitors deem it a violation and you can stop looking like a brat in their first month on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019982
>not raping the elves youself
>needing orcs
>implying monsterboys are tolerated anyway

What are you a cuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019684

Don't worry anon. None of these were translated by the Official MGE Translator so it doesn't matter. None of it's real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019952
Yep totally the same...Wait, actually, that's stupid, and you're stupid for saying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019993
Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13017716

Y'know that how orange juice tastes like utter shit after you brush your teeth?

IT WAS ME.

I DID THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019988
Sure, I'll do that, and you can stop being an asshole and trying to starts shitstorms, traps are not welcome here. Unless they're reverse traps I guess. You're just posting guys, and you have two boards for that, so leave.

>>>/y/
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019989
But I want the Elf, or the Dark Elf to rape me, and forcibly impregnate herself with my daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019996

Get over what? I'm just saying that none of KC's answers are featured on the wiki or MGR because they haven't been properly translated yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020001
Only thing I posted is that you should stop being an asshole. Sorry to disappoint you with the misdirection.

Good day sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019993
Nah, I get that now. Do you think it's a coincidence that all these attempts at saying all monstergirls are alps and trying to introduce monsterboys, are random? Fujoshit kun got himself a few friend it seems, the guy is dedicated, you have to give him that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020003
All sex with elves is rape, so you can rape and be raped, no biggie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020003
You're a slut, aren't you? Maybe if you get down on your knees and pay lip service to the superior elf race, they might take pity on you and rape you.

It's not like they wanted to rape you or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019919
>Guy from Scotland
>Not in pub watching football

MUH IMMERSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019993
You Sir, make some serious sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019979
>3 out of 3

Sempai noticed me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020021
Maybe that's where he's headed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020015
>>13020016
This works for me, since I have a femdom + defloration + leglocking + impregnation fetish.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13020039
It seems nobody else noticed senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019988
>Anons ignoring bait

But it's so delicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020043
Who doesn't?

Also
>Ribbed sweaters
I can't handle it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020047
I don't always say it, but I always appreciate your recap efforts. Thank you for your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020054
>Who doesn't?
People who had positive male role models I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020043
>That flared hair
>That sweater
>That embarrassed expression
Oh yeah, that's the stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020063
Not you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020066
Flared hair would look perfect on Werecats and Werebats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020043
You'll have to take responsibility you know, you're a filthy lustful human slut who seduced a pure elf maiden and sullied her womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020076
Damn right it would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019979

What about those greentexts about sapient jabberwocky mouth tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020078
Does the Elf taking the initiative still count as rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020068
The truth will set you free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020043
So you want to be raped, and made to impreganate a girl, and forced to take responsibility for her kids?

In any other setting but here, this sounds horrifying. It is in fact, you just get the pluses of your wife never leaving you and taking your money, cheating on you, or getting sick of fat.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13020060
Kyaaaaaa!
>>13020082
I remember putting those in there at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020021
He's in the process of the rare migration of the Scotsman, it's the journey from the sofa and his morning fry-up to the pub and a curing his hangover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020086
Like >>13020015 said, either elves are getting raped by orcs and humans, or raping the ones too softhearted to rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020086
Only if you take charge at some point, otherwise, you're just another chump who got raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020096
>getting raped by orcs
See:
>>13019982

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020102
It's fine. There are no monsterboys in this setting anyway, so clearly humans are doing the raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020093
He should take responsibility for being such a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019979
Lots of fighting last thread. I skipped allot of posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020093
I'll put a ring on that finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020108
No, fuck that nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020108
But men aren't sluts, they're studs or pure youths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020012
>worrying about alps
>not the furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020108
Of course I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just another day in Mordor

>"Human"

>Walking the wastes, finding mushrooms.

>"Huuuuuuman"

>Even fondling a few P'Orcs. Maybe today is the day you finally strike that cap-

>"HUMAN!"

>"WHAT!?" you scream back at the ghost elf, the incorporial wraith giving you, and the squirming P'Orc on the ground, a disgusted look.

>"I want you to help me get back my memories." she says with a flat tone, eye twitching.

>That doesn't sound fun. Why should you do that when you could do better things like grope this P'Orc? Or grope another P'Orc. Or go and see if that one Caragor has had her cubs yet.

>You explain your stance, stating that it doesn't sound like fun.

>Who knows? You may need to go and follow some creepy little midget.

>How crazy would that be?

>She is not amused.

>"One," she states, eye twitching in irritation. "Who do you think keeps having to drag your mortal hide away from the P'Orcs after you get your ass raped."

>"Two," She continues, doing her best to ignore you ruffling the panting P'Orc's hair "I'm the one who keeps track of your precious little pets."

>True, she is kind of not irritating like that.

>"Three!" she said, poking you in the head. "I don't need air, so unless you want to hear me scream for the next four hours straight your going to help me."

>You leap to your feet and run off, ready to find her memories.

>Maybe some mammaries too, ghost elf's pretty flat.

>Nice ass though.

>After traversing the caves for about an hour, following a strange little goblin who keeps muttering about her "precious" and singing about fish, you find what you are looking for.

>It's a small mallet buried in the farthest reaches of the caverns

>"I can't believe it!" Ghost elf exclaims, wiggling with joy. "I finally get to learn who I am."

>You are less than happy. You haven't been able to fondle anything for around fifteen minutes now.

>Well.....there was the goblin but she was kinda creepy.

>Still better than a half naked midget though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020116
So you waifu her. I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020131
>not both

Furries are quickly expunged when they show up anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019084
>this paste ha been removed!
fuckin' tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020133
Does MC cheese Sauron-chan with QTE's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020123
>>13020124
>But men aren't sluts
Oh please, they would do anything for the next hit of the V.He probably seduced her into raping him anyway so it's his fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020133
>hyper sexual MC

FUND IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020160
Victim-blaming, on 4chan? I am shocked, shocked I tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020160
>they would do anything for the next hit of the V
>ignoring the addictive magical vaginas

Succubus/Amazon pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020133
S-so who was she?

[Anonymous No.]

Hm? No, I don't think there's anything sexual about the base of my tail. Why are you asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020171
Men were always sluts, it's just that monsters know how to exploit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020133
>"Maybe I was a warrior!" she crows in excitement, "Or a smith who made items of great power!"

>She's positively giddy, dancing in mid air.

>Weird, didn't know that smith hammers had little bumps on one sid-

>The world shakes and twists as you touch the hammer, visions of fire, heat, and pastries flashing past your eyes.

>She was.....she was.....

>"A chef?..." she murmurs in shock, all joy leaving her "I was a chef....."

>You'd laugh if she didn't look so heart broken.

>Well, you still giggle a bit but that's besides the point.

>"A chef.....I wasn't even a private or guard captain." Oh wow, she's crying now.

>"I was just a baker who made cakes and pies..." she weeps, curling up in a ball on the floor. "Just a useless peddler of dough and cream."

>Ok, this pity party has got to stop.

>You give her a reassuring pat on the shoulder, shocking both you and her at the fact that you can touch each other.

>"Don't worry about it." you tell her, giving her a reassuring pat on the head. "Not everyone needs to be something important. I mean, look at me!"

>"That's not exactly reassuring," she says with a sniff, a ghost (HAH) of a smile on her face. "But thanks human...It helps."

>You pick her up in a bridal carry, drawing a squeak of embarrassment from her, and stride from the cave.

>"By the way," she whispers, fidgiting in your grasp "you can't pronouncing but I remember my name. Just call me.....Celes."

>Celes.....a cute name. You tell her that.

>"I-I know that ....stupid human.....but thanks."

>You walk the wilderness a bit more, your ghostly companion in your arms.

>"Hey," She quietly whispers "Can we go to one of the towers? I have something to show you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019979
What's this non-sense about tanned Ilias?

Would appreciate a link to it or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020179
>that cragged tail

I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>"What do you think you're doing here, Greenskin?"
>"Came all the way uptown for some superior Elven seed did ya?"
>"N-no I..."
>What the fuck?
>Your walk home from the train station came to an abrupt halt as you heard the exchange coming from a nearby alley, a quick glance showing you two Elven gentlemen not doing much to hide the fact that they were pinning an Orcish broad to the wall.
>She's fuckin' trembling.
>...Goddammit.
>GODDAMMIT.
>With an annoyed growl you march into the alley, dumping your dufflebag off to the side as you do so.
>First time back home in nearly a decade and you're already about to fight some fuckin' Elves.
>GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020186
But anon, men get pleasured by the MG, if anyone is a slut, it's her. Their bodeas are literally made for pleasuring them and milking their semen. You don't see men chasing monsters, and when they finally get an MG, they stay with her, if they get any more wives, it's the MGs who flock to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020199
Pantyquest did a thing with dark angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020219
>Monsterboys

Quit chumming the waters already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020196
qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020219
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020219
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020219
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020220
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020220
Then why are human's mouths so cute and the right size for the Monster pussy? Why is it that even the most pure of monstergirl want nothing more then to be stuffed with human dick? Why is it that a bunch of strangers would go on a chinese cartoon website and talk about all the shameful things they want to monstergirls, and have done to them?

Because men are sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020226
Not him but, aren't male elves okay? We already acknowledge them as demi humans, not monsterboys. Or is this a preemptive thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020246
>Why is it that a bunch of strangers would go on a chinese cartoon website and talk about all the shameful things they want to monstergirls, and have done to them?
That struck home pretty hard,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020219
Don't let them quell your flame anon, they're all just scared and uncomfortable with anything other than things they've seen a billion times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020251
Fuck Off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020257
Kill yourself Inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020251
No monsterboys period. We have /tg/ and such for that sort of thing. It doesn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020246
>Why is it that even the most pure of monstergirl want nothing more then to be stuffed with human dick?

You said it, because they're sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020251
Go to /tg/ if you want elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020265
>No monsterboys period
So we're just going to pretend EMG doesn't have them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020258
Calm your tits anon, I'm not advocating for monsterboys, I was genuinely curious.

>>13020265
Got it, no males other than humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020273
EMG is shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020277
Better than most of what we have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020273
They're used in one shots and not core to the series. And you'd have to be deaf and blind not to remember the shitstorm from Centaur NTR chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020261
>It's out of my comfort zone
>Therefore inari
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020278
It's your typical harem shit. I highly doubt it's better than anything we have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020273
>>13020278
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020280
>deaf and blind not to remember
That doesn't even make any sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020280
There is nothing wrong with NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020291
That old bait again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020288
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020289
>Not knowing about how blind people use computers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020298
That's not the part I had an issue with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020283
Inari go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020296
Go away /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

This just in:

Everyone is getting baited!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020305
Not him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020196
>NOPE!

>"Wha-WHY!?" she shouts, taken aback at your sudden refusal.

>You hate those towers. It gets all weird and spooky there.

>You hate spooky.

>"J-just do it!" she snaps, "I really want to show you something."

>Fine.....

>You find the nearest tower and climb it, grumbling as you do.

>Stupid tower with its eldritch whispers and ghostly landscape.

>Regardless, you manage to make it to the top, Celes standing there in a strange gown you've never seen her in before.

>Most times shes just been wearing an unflattering pair of pants and a cloth shirt two sizes too big.

>Now she's wearing what looks like a silken gown than hangs down to her knees. It's material thin and see-through.

>It hugs her body, outlining trip thighs and hips, her modest bosom peaking through the fabric and her pale nipples peaking through the cloth.

>Overall she has a thin figure that looks like a breeze could snap it but now.....she looks quite nice.

>This is an unexpected, but not unwhelcome, turn of events.

>"Well human, as thanks for helping me get my memories I've decided to reward you." she huskily purrs, a grey blush on her pale skin.

>She strides over and strokes your chest with her hand, fiddling with the buttons on your worn leather chest.

>Why?

>"W-why?" she stumbles, confused about your reluctance. "W-what do you mean why?"

>Well she's always mad when you have fun with P'Orcs, gets mad when you "wrestle" that one Caragor, and that one time when you had the Ghûl orgy she got so mad sh-

>Realization is slow

>She's jealous!

>"Your Jealous!" you shout, much to the blushing ghosts embarrassment.

>"Y-No....Yes..." she finally admits, hips wiggling as she pulls at the edges of her ghostly clothes.

>She's been jealous this whole time, watching you get it on with all the P'Orcs, Ghûls, and Caragors without touching her.

>You sweep the blushing ghostly elf off her feet and take her to a....bed?

>That's new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020307
Wouldn't he be bleeding everywhere?

Or maybe she doesn't have talons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020299
Blind people use sound to work computers and listen to synth-voiced shitposts just fine. Deaf and blind is the only physical way you could have missed it entirely.

Maybe you would have preferred "Even a blind man couldn't have missed it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020307
That's hardly news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020219

I don't know why people are so mad at this post, if anything, the guy's about to maul some punk ass monsterboys, both for existing and for being assholes to monstergirls.

At least they're just there as cannon fodder any nothing else, better them than making villains out of our beloved MGs.

I wouldn't approve monsterboys being anything other than punching bags in stories, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020316
That, or she's cupped her talons and is gripping him with her "toes". No big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020314
I love jealous and possessive girls, please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020314
Ghost furniture? Not sure if spooky.
>>13020317
The part I had a problem with was "remember". Missing something and forgetting it are completely different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020316

Maybe she trims them so they aren't as sharp as daggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020322

>Male elves
>Not immediately going to start "It's not gay if it's an elf" and Yuunagi posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020322
No, they shouldn't be featured in anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, not again.
Please, anything but that.
It's only been a couple weeks since you had the last one and the damage still isn't completely fixed.

The terror in front of him is an Ushi-Oni, it's said that they have strength comparable to an Oni, lust rivaled only by Succubi, and can net a man in their web like an Arachne. She is dressed in a plain white t-shirt that fits loosely everywhere except for around her generous breasts and a short, black skirt. As she gets closer the man has to crane his head upwards to maintain eye contact, she must be a good 7 feet tall. Her face is red and she is slightly panting and the one eye that is not covered has a contracted pupil.
Trying his best to remain calm he moves his hand to the panic button under the desk, every business is required by law to have an alarm that goes straight to the police since that eclipse a couple years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020336

This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020341
>Not having a bunker or panic room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020330
Using not remember because something was missed or passed you by is perfect grammar.

It's an event that happened anyway.

"You would have to have lived under a rock to not remember the last Presidential election."

Because only someone who missed it couldn't remember. It's an expression of the level of impression an event makes on all who witness it. This is like pre-Shakespear era stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020341
He puts on his best smile, gives a slight bow, and says "Welcome to Inari's Cooking Class, my name is Anon, how may I help you today miss?"

That seems to bring her back to her senses a bit, after a couple seconds she manages to mumble out "I-i this the p-place where I can get a real h-hu-husband, you know, w-without getting arrested?"

The man does his best not to let her see his sigh of relief, Ushi-Oni usually aren't a big problem if they are coherent enough to hold a conversation doesn't involve just repeating words, like "Husband, sex, babies" over and over.

"Well, while we will not guarantee you a husband here, we can proudly say we have never had a single Mamono complete Inari's Cooking Class without finding a husband."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020341
Ushi-Onis in skirts make my penis happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020364
>skirt

I think you mean a tarp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020307
Weather at 11

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020360
She gets a dopey smile on her face with the mention of the word husband, if he wasn't currently afraid of being netted up and taken home like a fish, he would probably call it cute.

"If you will give me your information I can fill out a registration form for you, also it looks like the next class starts in about 10 minutes if you want to start today."

Once again she is pulled out of her daze, its a good thing that old fox has so much patience, this one's going to be a handful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020364
Are you balls deep in infinity though?

[Anonymous No.]

You checking out the bling, or the girl it's on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020341
>>13020360
>>13020374
This is based of that official art that has an inari teaching an Ushi how to cook isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020365
Please do not insult the strong, large body of such a kind, gentle MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020365

I think you mean circus tent.

With their anatomy, it would be impossible to wear a short skirt anyway. The length would have to go past the first joint of the legs or it would all slide back and gather up at the body, covering nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020382
>demon horns
>whip

Well, time to get the flail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020379
Only dickthrones take me to such heights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020392
Maybe it's put on like a Kilt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020396
>flail
Why don't you just bugger off with your murderboner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020391
Yeah, emphasis on LARGE.

>gentle

Stop telling lies, it's getting old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020403

They could wear a loin cloth on the front like the official art, but that's not a skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020386
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020406
Then stop saying they break pelvises.
That's an offensive stereotype, and has only been confirmed to have happened twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020392
Maybe if it had holes for each of her legs.

>>13020405
How about no? And you're assuming I'm saying kill her, the flail could be demon realm silver, stupid.

It's not, it's blessed iron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020399
Somebody post those screencaps talking about how great dickthrones are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020421
>implying I'm not sick of that meme

It's not a stereotype if it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020422
>How about no?
It's not healthy to fap to the thought of brutally murdering someone. Seek help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020314
>There's a small ~pomf~ as she lands on the bed, a pillow bouncing from the bed.

>"Whaaa, what are you doing?"

>HER!

>You crawl over the bed to her and plant a peck on her cheek, one hand trailing to her lower lips, a see-through pair of panties hiding them.

>You begin stroking her down there, drawing a pleased moan from her as you kiss, tongues dancing.

>Her arms wrap around your shoulders, holding you tight as the two of you kiss, an increasingly wet sounding noise escaping as you continue petting her.

>You break off first, she may not breath anymore but you sure do.

>She pouts in disappointment briefly until you begin fiddling with your breeches.

>It's time.

>Spreading her legs and pushing her panties aside, you delve deep into her.

>Despite her ethereal nature, her insides are tight, squirming and twitching as they grasp at your insides.

>Its an out of life experience, her insides like soft velvet as she clutches you.

>Speaking of her, she's laying on her back on the bed. Her hands balling into fists and gripping the sheets as she pants and whines with pleasure.

>Your hands are resting on her thin hips, each buck bouncing her with every thrust.

>"D-don't stop," she gasps, eyes glazed in pleasure "k-keep going."

>You do, thrusting and piercing her her. One of your hands drifts up to her head on its own, brushing her hair from her eyes and brushing one pointed ear.

>her womanhood clamps down on you with a vicelike pressure, a spike of pleasure going through you as you.

>"Ah! B-be gentle h-human!" she whines as you brush her ear again, causing her insides to give your member a pleasing hug.

>It seems you found her weak point.

>You tweak and rub her ears as your sensual dance continues, sweet whines and mewls escaping her under your combined assault.


>The end comes soon enough, your twitching member releasing inside her as she screams an echoing scream while the two of you climax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020392
This >>13020422 and if the skirt was longer in the front, kind of like a kunoichi's uniform, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020432
Who said I'm fapping to it? I saw danger and reacted accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020434
Poor little P'Orcs will be haunted by those screams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020411
If it's got holes for her legs it's less a dress and more pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020439
You're an edgy little faggot, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020432
Fuck you
I fucking love guro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020434
niiiice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020443
>>13020435
If it's got holes, it's really just shorts.

I just think that a bunch of times people just write stuff that is generically sexy on human girls without considering what a monster looks like and how their bodies work.

>Those lamias in full body stockings flopping around like beached fish on the floor
Ah, memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020447
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020446
If by edgy you mean very aware of my surroundings and wary of monsters, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020458
Go fly a kite, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020453
>body stocking lamia

I cackled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020462
No, I think I'll go buy some monster hookers with all the gold I just...liberated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020458
She just wanted to show off her cool whip to impress you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020453
I mean, I think a long ballroom dress could still look good on an Arachne. It might be harder on Ushi-Oni due to their figure but it should still be possible.

Speaking of that, why aren't Ushi-Oni more muscled for something so strong? They are ONI, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020469
You're such a macho badass, I think I'll swoon and go Alp from exposure to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020434
>"T-thank y-you, human..." she quietly pants, her eyes half closed. "I-I can see why all those b-beasts want you."

>You don't respond, eyes closing as sleep takes you.

>It's a peaceful slumber. Her memories flicking through and showing her life as a baker.

>She should smile more, it looks nice on her.

>When you next awaken you are fully clothed and laying on the pale, ghostly stones of the tower, Celes resting your head on her pale lap.

>"S-so you are awake human," she murmers, a content smile on her face "I'm glad. One of your precious swine seems to be tied up by another one."

>You leap up, re-energized and ready for action. Time to save some bacon.

>She pouts a little as you leap up, murmuring something about filthy pigs under her breath.

>"Don't worry," you say, giving her a smile as you get ready to leave "I think I'll have enough left over energy for you too."

>Another grey blush tinted her cheeks, a hand shooting up to cover her mouth.

>Not quick enough luckily.

>She really does look better when she smiles.


Done with this section. Adding to paste-bin later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020462
Tell you what , I'll pay you to fly the kite for my amusement while I get my dick wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020457
Suffering makes me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020477
Because they are from MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020470
Would you say the same if she was a dark elf. It's precisely men like you that end up on the back of milk cartons in MGC.

>>13020478
Don't do it, because I'm not gonna dick you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020484
But that's mean! What about happy girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020479
Thanks Average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020479
Make more maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020493
No prob

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020477

Their abdomen makes a fantastic natural bussel really. Long skirts would look fine on them, just like centaurs. It's just mini skirts that are absolutely absurd. I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020477
MUSCLED, rape spider

Disgust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020494
Maybe later.

Got cleaning and drop in hockey tonight.

Nothing says Sunday like a puck to the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020484
I like suffering, but guro a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020503
>he doesn't want to be cuddlefucked by a /fit/ spider-cow
Pleb tier taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020504
Aww. I was hoping to see what villainy was afoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020500
Is this guys artstyle changing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020506
>believing you'll be cuddlefucked by 400 pounds of rape instinct
>liking spiders
>calling anyone a pleb

[Anonymous No.]

Finally got around to part 10 of Laska and Me. Has it really been almost four months?

http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/92461368/Laska%20Part%2010

Going forward I'll be using shorter chapters rather than the 8k+ word ones. I figure it'll be easier to digest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020512
I'm sorry you have such poor taste, anon, but being loved by an Ushi-Oni is truly happiness.


Also, only 400lbs?
>>13020518
Fuck off, bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
That's cool, Bob
At least you don't force alpshit and shotashit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020219

>>13020219

>"That grotesque Orc cunt of yours is gonna do something useful for a change, Greenskin."
>"You're going to bear my bastards, you ug-"
>"Oi, Cockjaws." You cut in, spoiling whatever dramatic atmosphere they were going for.
>Elves loved their dramatic goddamned atmospheres.
>"Oh look Nethandriel, there's a monkey trying to play hero."
>"Most amusing, Talrond. Shall I deal with it?"
>"Oh, be my guest."
>And that's about when the dinky twin blades come out.
>Because there's always a goddamn Elf with dinky twin goddamn blades.
>You swear, it's a law or something.
>"Are you frightened monkey? You should be..."
>He starts waving his wee swords about in some fancy kata.
>"Since the day I could walk, I have been trained in the ancient arts!"
>"Oh, for fuck..."
>You grab your keys.
>"Now prepare yourself! As I rend the flesh from your very bo-!"
>He finally stops talking as his nose caves in under your key-laden fist.
>For efficiency's sake, you grab him by that silky blonde ponytail of his and do it half a dozen more times.
>The knee to the balls... well, you were just having fun at that point.
>Not wasting any time as the bleeding, sobbing pile of pulped douchebag crumbles to the ground under the fruits of your hooligan youth, you waste no time in advancing on the other who responds with some sort of spin-kick.
>Grunting under the familiar sensation of your ribs cracking, you manage to lock the offending limb by your side with your elbow and swing your fist downard and damn-near through his knee, before reeling back and swinging the same fist across his jaw, both knocking him to the ground (sans a few teeth) and silencing his screaming.
>You take a few deep breaths to calm yourself, cradling your side and wiping the blood and bits of elf on your keys off on your shirt.
>"Hey... you alright?" You finally manage to ask the Orc
>To her credit, she does try to stammer something. Before promptly fainting on the spot.
>You can only sigh.
>"Goddammit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
I always thought longer chapters were better.
>>13020522
>alpshit
That's not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020525
>Monsterboys
Please lurk for at least a day before shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020530
>replying
>giving attention to the faggot

Nice one anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020512
>You will never play Rapers Instinct with a bunch of mamono friends
>You will never give Skeletons some form of love by maining Spinal
>You will never get into an argument about how OP Sadira the Arachne is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020519
>being loved by an Ushi-Oni is truly happiness
laughing Angels.jpg


>Also, only 400lbs?
I don't think they're all fuckhuge big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
It's about damn time. Thanks for the new chapter, bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
Why are you trying so hard to live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020538
Even if the human girl part is undersized she's the size of a car, anon.
also,
>angels
Man, I knew you had shit taste but wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
Hey Bob

Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=48626812
>Dat qt monkeygirl
I hope this gets a translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020505
But guro is best suffering
Girl screaming in pain in fear as her limbs being slowly removed, begging not to kill her, her eyes becoming empty when she accept her fate and stops struggling
Delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
Go back to IRC, this land is not your domain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020550
If I could get away with it, I still would not do that to you. But I would spit on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020527
Fuck off alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020538
>not liking spiderdemon
But she loves you, anon.
Why won't you just admit your feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020555
>only one guy likes alps
You're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020550
Why would anyone enjoy hurting others? I just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
Don't worry about all the hate comments.
Half is memehate and the other is samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all of you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020566
Or maybe a lot of people don't like bob?
It's not impossible, he's a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
I thought you were gone for good. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020562
You see anon, when a person is bullied at school and not paid attention to at home, they turn into assholes.
When they try to hit on girls, their rotten personalities cockblock them, and so they begin to hate all the bitches and whores.
And then they start fapping to guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020566
>Lying in defense of Roberto Cheshit del Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020566
>Half is memehate and the other is samefagging.
>memehate
>samefagging
B/d/F pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020557
I like this image a lot for some reason.

Not even a fan of Ushi's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020549
That might be a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020572
People don't like him for the sake of not liking him. Anything he's done isn't even exotic; maledom mostly. Sure, he did that whole truckercore thing but that was originally a CYOA. You brought it on yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020546
I don't think so, but remember, this is IMAGINATION. And please note I said "not all of them" meaning that I acknowledge there are fuckhuge ones the side of a Lincon.

Angel is not my waifu, I just wanted to make note of something aactually cute, dainty and likeable, in short

>ushi oni
>gentle

>>13020550
I don't enjoy causing or receiving pain, not like in guro, anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020581
>You brought it on yourself.

Confirmed for not being there when he surprised people and it got ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
Fuck off you ultra faggot.
>>13020566
You too.
>>13020550
You as well.
>>13020575
>when somebody is bullied they automatically become gurofags
I'll admit I'm an asshole but my biggest fetish is love and I hate guro and ntr with a passion. Hurting people who deserve it is fun, slowly torturing a serial killer to death is just, but anybody who gets off on hurting innocent people is a horrible human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020566
Why don't you suck his futa dick if you like him so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020550
Well that's... exotic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020580
No, her hair is cut too short for my liking though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020566
>memehate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020587
Because I don't like futa dumbass, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020586
>Hurting people who deserve it is fun, slowly torturing a serial killer to death is just
You're a sick fuck, please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020581
>maledom mostly

Might want to check again, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020581
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020566
Go back to the IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020599
So punishing people for being literally like monsters is bad but killing innocent people for the sake of enjoying it is good? Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we stop feeding the bobfellators and go back to making fun of Ushis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020615
>punishing people
You just said you want mentally unstable people to be tortured to death. That's not a punishment, that's just some sick fantasy of yours, please kill yourself. For the common good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020579
It's probably because of how loving she looks. How she clearly wants to hug you close.

Also monorus is a good artist so that helps.

>>13020582
No, I mean look at her legs and torso as compared to her human body. It's twice as big, perhaps more. She's a big girl.

And Ushi can be as gentle as they want, they're only ultraviolent with their seal off and since you have to remove it rather than her you only have yourself to blame.

>angel
>likeable
>hateful Loli spirits serving worst God

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020575
I was never bullied, I have a stable job and had few gfs
I just love suffering

[Anonymous No.]

I want a harem of ushi onis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020622
Patrick Bateman? What are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020619
Ushi a shit
>>13020624
ushi a shit
>>13020619
you a shit


I want to commit the anti-ushi holocaust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020557
What the hell do you think I've been doing all this time?

>that pic

Cyanide pill is a go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020619
But you would make them blush and skitter away, anon. They would cry later because their crush rejected them in such a cruel way.


>>13020624
Dream big!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020629
I think that would just make their pussies wetter given your pathetic resistance.
>>13020632
>oh no a hot woman wants to have sex with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020620
So if somebody rapes and kills a toddler they should be treated with special care and put in their own special room? If somebody kills thirty random people because they felt like it they should be treated nicely and told not to do it again? And if somebody wants to actually deliver punishment to those people then they should die the horrible death? You sir are the reason society as a whole is failing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020633
>Shy Ushi that was once a human manages to stay sane, tries to get laid the old fashioned way
>Is always rejected
>She never asked for this she tried to save an Ushi who was going to die's life and got covered in blood by accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020642
>advocating torture
I don't care about anything you might have to say to justify it, you're a sick fuck and you need to die, by your own hand so nobody needs to have your shitty life on their conscience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020586
But there is no reasons to torture criminal. It's boring because they deserve it
Torturing and killing innocent person who never did anything wrong is the best. To drink they tears and hear them begging for mercy, to shatter their vanilla view if all people being good
How can you not love it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020479
Pastebin for P'Orc shenaniganry updated.

Whole group of Greentexts for those who want them.

http://pastebin.com/B0H2XaZk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020646
>men loudly talk in her presence about how they would rather kill themselves than fuck an Ushi-Oni
>laugh at her for being a good samaritan
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020639
>I think that would just make their pussies wetter given your pathetic resistance.
>Pathetic resistance
So pathetic resistance counts for cleansing them from the earth with bullets, poison gas and fire? Allright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020621
I think you missed that even with the seal, they are always thinking about fucking and raping. The seal just makes it a tad more manageable.

>And Ushi can be as gentle as they want

Everytime you lie, God kills a Dormouse.

>gentle devoted girls whose job is to spread peace and happiness
>not likeable

Do you have posters of Hitler in your room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020652
I wonder how you'll handle Graugs. They would, after all, be big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020648
And what about >>13020650 this guy? Do you want to hug him and tell him its ok? That he shouldn't feel bad for thinking differently and wanting to do those things? Can you honestly say you don't want that guy to just die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020518
I love you Bob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020660
The only difference between the two of you is that you're actually serious and the other guy is just having a giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020658
Something I am thinking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020642
You may wish to study sociology a bit.

Your line of thinking is why recidivism is extremely high, along with violent crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020639
>spider women
>hot
>raging rapist spider woman who wants to rape the shit out of you
>not even bodice ripper like rape, just hard "mommy please save me!" rape

Look at the wurm. Look at her and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /mgg/. Feelin' froggy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020663
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020653
>She has to go to classes to learn how to deal with now being a monster
>The Lilim that runs them is a bitch
>Doesn't understand that she just wants to be like her oldself

>>13020658
4 u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020674
Frog a shit
Next chapter where

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020674
I'm feeling snakey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020657
>servants of the god of genocide
>gentle and kind
Anon, you say I lie and then you go talking up Angels?

Ushi-Oni may always be THINKING about sex but that really doesn't differentiate them from all other monsters. It's not impossible for them to exercise restraint. And imagine how good being cuddled by all those legs would feel...


>>13020655
Go back to your minefield, Dale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020664
So you know for a fact who is being serious and who isn't on the internet at all times?
>>13020666
>wanting to punish criminals for the crimes they commit is the reason there is more crime
You do realize that doesn't make any sense right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020678
>4 u
Bane please, you're scared of Bat Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020633
>But you would make them blush and skitter away

GOOD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020682
>That face
Hm
>That chest
Hmmm
>That sense of scale
Jesus fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020673
>oh no I'm going to have sex with a hot woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020682
This makes me feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020646
English is not your first language, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020697
I'm Scottish, so yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020682

I AM FULLY ERECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020686
>at all times
It's like you're incapable of not strawmanning me with every post you make. Why do you insist on this? There's a reason we don't torture people anymore. I mean, where I come from we don't, where you're from they probably do since you're so into it.
Why don't you go get broken on the wheel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020696
Why? Can't handle an Amazon Snakelady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020690
Why are you so mean? She asked you out and didn't even web you or anything!

>>13020678
>has to struggle constantly with her own instincts
>has a firm grasp of them all things considered
>people treat her like a monster
>this fucking lilim keeps telling her to just rape somebody, it's the natural way
>she loses her job and has to become homeless, a monster living under a bridge and often run off by the PD
>cry a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020705
>where you're from they probably do since you're so into it.
>because one person wants something, everybody around them probably wants the exact same thing
Who's strawmanning now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020710
No, her face is weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020379
>Jim Starlin posts on mgt.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020719
I already stopped arguing with you so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020686
Step back and take a look at what you've said.

Punishment.

That's about all you're concerned about, and it sets a bad precedence. The legal system in many western countries is excessively punitive and usually fails to look at why certain types of crimes are being committed along with methods to help prevent them.

Add in that even a misdeamor that you've already supposedly served your time for sticks with you for life and can easily deny you opportunities in life, it's little wonder the system as it exists does little in actually preventing crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020685

>The original role of angels was to reward humans with happiness for good performing good deeds, but once they receive a succubus' energy, they're imprinted with the notion that feeling pleasure is the ultimate happiness for human men, and they'll attack and have sex with a human man who strikes their fancy in order to make him happy. They treat the humans they target with extreme devotion, but like other monsters, it's half one-sided, and they won't take no for an answer. Once they obtain a human man and have sex with him, their mental conversion into a succubus progresses at once. Their recognition of god and her teachings that had barely remained will be pushed out by their feelings for their beloved man, which will occupy a majority of their mind.

>They have a duty to make people happy, and when they first realise that they could use their own body to make men happy, they experience shock and joy. And then, they'll offer their chastity to the man they love as if they had completely forgotten the teachings of god that regard lasciviousness as bad, and purity as virtue, and they'll try to make their man really happy by moving their hips lewdly like a succubus.

I'll take the girl wishing to do good and who doesn't have to nerf herself to not go on a rampage, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020714
I want to comfort her, no ushi should be sad like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020720
Weird, sure. But hot.
>>13020725
Don't talk to him anymore, he just wants to fap to the idea of torturing people to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020695
No I'm not, if that woman is an ushi, Death is my only date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020714
>One day she finally gets a date
>A succubus steals the guy away telling him he deserves better
>Doesn't even bother trying not to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020736
Better picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020739
>oh no I have to have sex with a hot woman
>Better grossly overreact and kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020732
And your poor taste is well documented. Have fun joining the losing side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020739
Don't break her heart, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020744
>Not wanting to be raped
>"What a faggot."
Of all the stupid retards here, you might be the most shit tier one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020733
All she wants is for someome to accept her and just trust her that she isn't a complete monster.

>>13020742
>can't even get a date with spider fetishists because of >m-muh vicious rapists
>other Arachne laugh at her shitty webbing skills because of how new she is
>have to eat out of dumpsters because they won't let her into the soup kitchens
>consider killing self
>try
>fail
>go back to living under a bridge and being arrested every week or so

[Anonymous No.]

Inari is a jurk!
He is a stinky writer and a bad person!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020702
Work on your punctuation and commas, those sentences were ass to read.

>>13020714
Because I don't like spiders. I will never like spiders. The though of a spider woman near me makes my skin crawl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020682
>>13020743
That's just horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020762
>uh oh a hot woman
>Better kill myself before she can proposition me for sex!
>after all she may try to rape me, I'm not sure yet but death is the only way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020685
With one reply you defy cannon, and the other you make a shitty comeback, that isn't' actually a comeback. Argument disposed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020770
>doesn't find Sandersonia cute
Your taste differs from mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020769
Well, that's reasonable. But did you really have to insult her rather than just saying 'no'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020766
I just feel bad for her, maybe she can get a job that would welcome an Ushi or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020774
Jeez, you didn't have to prove my point that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020776
That makes us enemies, have at you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020748
>losing side

Haven't read the guide or don't know how to read.

>>13020752
no no no no No NO NO! NO SPIDERS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020774
Oh no, there's a nazi, but it's okay, they don't gas jews like me or anything. I bet he just wants to share some of his schnitzel with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020775
*canon, and what, does the Inari Cooking Ushi just... Not exist, now?

>not a comeback
Go back to sleep on your roof with a loaded gun, dale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020784
He always does this, don't bother. I don't even know if troll is the appropriate word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020785
I yield!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020786
So what if she's a spider? She might be a nice girl that only wants to ask out a cute human boy. You'll only make her eel like more of a freak if you scream at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020784
Your immediate reaction to "Ushi oni" was KILL SELF

I'd say that's fairly unreasonable.
>>13020786
>chief god
>power broken
>winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020791
>*canon, and what, does the Inari Cooking Ushi just... Not exist, now?
That was a cartoon you dumb shit, a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020804
It's part of canon, like it or not. Don't need to get assmad over being wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020803
>Implying I'm not someone else entirely.
Oh well, guess I'll go with what >>13020792
said. You do seem like a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020766
>She used to be good with kids and had plans to be a teacher
>Not allowed to get a job as one in case she rapes the shotas
>Dream is smashed
>Cries a river

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020810
Okay, bye.

Try not to take your cyanide accidentally on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13018655
I colored this a long time ago but I think I forgot to post it.

[Anonymous No.]

You would.

I find her large head to be exotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020775
>KC states all profiles are mostly exaggeration, and basically anything is possible in universe
>people still take them as ironclad canon
i didn't know everyone was this illiterate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020815
>3funny5me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019560
KC clarified in a Q&A that most of the Pharaohs were once men in life, transformed because by the time they went to sleep they were already "Monsters" in terms of power.

I assume the use of "Girls" in the profile you cited is because "They are girls now, so therefore, call them girls."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020819
Pouty, pout-pout!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020803
What I meant, was that angels, thanks to succubus energy, fall to either the demon lord or fallen god's side. In short, learn to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020828

Not officially translated means nothing you just claimed is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020811
>has a degree and everything
>nobody cares
>only job she can get is manual labor where all the other workers make fun of her
>just don't even cry this time, no tears left
>haven't spoken to a man that doesn't run in panic in months now
>just give up hope
>lie there and wait to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020822
People are unbelievably retarded when it concerns the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019735
Mari has a Pixiv, but isn't taking commissions.
Loen has contact info up on imgur, but is currently out of commission entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020841
Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020804
It wasn't
As a matter of fact none of the MGs in MGE are any like they are depicted in these threads.
All the hatred for any MG here is based 100% on head and threadcanon and has nothing to do with the actual in-universe MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020828
No, I meant they were female pharaohs from the beginning. Again, KC is just granting wiggle room for his fans to writefag what they want, the only reason this has even come up is the fuckers pushing alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020839
Whatever you say, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020844
It's raining inside, how odd........

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020845
I still believe they are willingly obtuse just to stir shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020852
I doubt with every fiber of my being that that was meant to be taken seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020851

Fuck off Fujoshit-kun. It's idiots like you that made it so we needed based MGR translations in the first place. Go spread your alp bullshit on /lbgt/ and leave us alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020844

>'Tough' girls being reduced to tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019979
>It's porno-tier story with an anubis
Guessing that's the History Club?

>You will never throw up on an anubis
This, I can't place though. What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020852
Except for Matango.

Still a shit. At least he webt back and tried to fix it.
start a conversation about my waifu, get retards shitstorming
Man, I bet the abubisfags and the foxfuckers don't have to put up with this. Why can't I just talk about my waifu without getting a "YOUR WAIFU A TERRIBLE SHIT BASED ON MY HEADCANON" response?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13019993
>>13020005
ELH pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020800
Nigga stop playing matchmaker. I don't like spiders and I don't like her, I don't care is she bakes cookies for orphans and tucks them in at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020861
By now I believe with every fiber of my being that there are maybe 2 or 3 other guys in these threads except me who have read even a single pages of the world guides and remember anything more than hazy and self made up shit about any encyclopedia page that isn't the newest one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020861
It's as serious as the rest of MGE, which is a bright happy place.

Not everything is edge dark hyper realism, anon. It's literally a waifu universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020871
OR maybe you're the one talking out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020870
Can you at least stop being so mean to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020869

Bourbon/Bob/BIDF pls. Not every post is by the big bad boogeyman. Maybe if you didn't have dildos stuck in your eye sockets you'd realize that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020851
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020844
goddamn thats depressing, even with my crippling fear of spiders if i saw that id still want to help her out. and if she has the degree teach online classes where its all whiteboard stuff no one would even know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020878
Nah. The world guide shows that the world of MGE is a happy place, not one of "m-muh versimilitude". Don't take it seriously, the canon is flexible as you want it to be for you to be happy. You aren't supposed to suffer there. Struggle? Maybe. But you get your good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020877
I know its a waifu universe, but some people like really, really hard femdom, hence the existence of the ushi oni.
>>13020890
Yeah, and some people's good end is being raped for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Are you guys trying to have ANOTHER shitstorm? Ya'll need to losen up, have some beer or something. Or me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020901
She needs to shave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020844
>>13020811
>>13020766
>>13020742
>>13020714
>>13020678
>>13020653
>>13020646

God damn, I didn't want to feel today. We should call Gasmask and tell him the city she's living in wants to make use of/destroy his forest, then evacuate her before he arrives and starts the ribcage slaughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020844
>She leaves the city, hoping to find some reason to be
>Just wanders
>Kicked out of any town she arrives at
>Can't even catch a lift as vehicles speed up when they see her
>She builds a house alone in the woods after giving up hope
>Lives alone as everything avoids her
>Men fear pelvis destruction, MGs fear she'll take their man
>One day finds a man lying unconscious in the woods
>Takes him in and tries to help him
>He gets better and after some apprehension and pleas of "Spare my pelvis!" he becomes her friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020897
I'd say really hard femdom could also be dark elf or Amazon, but agreed. The thing is, if you want a tender loving Ushi with enough work eventually you will find one or one will slowly change into one for you so you can reach your Good End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020901
Get those saggy tits and new wine away from me tubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020880
How about she doesn't talk to me and I don't talk to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020901
Some one needs to have some babies.


No drinking while pregnant though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020908
>he's on the run from the city
>wants to avoid losing his humanity to the monsters
>she thinks that's kind of crazy, what's wrong with sex but she'll do anything to keep her friend
>helps him out but there's nowhere to run for him
>he stays in the woods with her, gradually warming to her presence
>and she starts to feel alive and appreciated again
>like she hasn't felt since the accident
>her whole body tenses for something to go horribly wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020908
Oh boy here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020885
She would really appreciate that, anon. You don't need to even be in the same room as her! Just talk to her on the phone. She'd be so happy that at least one person doesn't hate her.

>>13020907
They probably deserve it. She had a degree and everything, and her only crime was saving someones life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020907
Annihilating over a thousand people to support a rapist? Ooooh paladins!
>>13020909
Or you know, find someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>Boy in Monster Girl Elementary
>Quickly form a tight clique of other boys
>Play together every recess
>Favorite game is 'Paladins'. One boy acts as the monster while all the others are holy knights that have to fight him. Have a whole lore made up for it and everything.
>One day, one of the girls walks up to the group. She's a Lizardman. Wants to play but the whole clique refuses.
>Stupid dumb ol' poopy Lamia teacher intervenes, says we have to let her join the game. Dumb teacher, she's so dumb, I don't like her, she's a meanie and never lets us have fun.
>Finally give up and let her play with us, she can be the monster.
>She refuses. She wants to be a Paladin too. Starts a big crybaby fit when we say she can't because she's literally a monster. "B-but I wanna fight against monsters and heretics TOOOOOO!"
>Stupid-head Lamia teacher tells us to let her just be a Paladin too.
>We finally just do it, we can always play together after school and exclude her then. Maybe she'll take the hint.

>All the popular, pretty Monstergirls come to make fun of us as we're playing
>Lizard throws a stick at their leader, calls her a 'shameless blasphemer', and spits on her
>She runs off crying

>Feel my heart go 'doki-doki'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020853
Just accept it anon. Or are you the one who says "All monsters were genderless before Succubification"? Cause that's bullshit.

They were sexual dimorphic species, and when the Succubus got in charge, all the males got turned into Monster Girls with the females.

It's not like it's even a big deal. It's only backstory for the world, nothing more. Even KC writes from the perspective of MGs having been in place for at least a century, time enough that, given the breeding habits of MGs, the number of female descendants would far, far, far exceed that of any who were once male. Watch yourself around Ancient Christmas Cakes though...

He also clarified in a later answer that Alps can't be Pharaohs. Only the ancient Kings and Queens who were put to sleep, and their descendants, can be Pharaohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020944
>find someone else
That's not how the MGE universe works, anon.

Get used to it. It's called a hugbox for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020944
Spess mehreens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020944

>Gasmask
>A paladin

Nah, we're just tricking him into genociding an entire city's population, humans and monsters alike, for being disgusting assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020932
>She is happy to have contact, even if it's just as friends
>Becomes good at weaving and makes herself nice clothes to replace the rags she had
>Finally feels content
>Then that damn Lilim shows up......

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020953
KC specified that it's been at least a thousand years since the DL took power, so all you really need to watch for are vampires, liches, and some Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020879
Seriously, I'm not Bourbon.

I'm just fairly confident that every post going, "Not MGR Translated, so it doesn't count~!" is ELH being butthurt cause he ragequit that site after they were mean to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020953
Fuck off alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020948
>You will never have your kokoro go doki doki for the first time in Elementary school to that cute MG next door
It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020948
>Not letting this join your clique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020969
>No osananajimi Kitsune who wakes you up every morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020962

>Then that damn Lilim shows up......

I hope I don't end up hating Lilims to the core when this ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020958
Spess Mehreens that summon their waifus into battle.
>>13020980
>Letting silly greentext stories determine your feelings towards a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020962
>man falls to his feet in worship
>lilim seduces him to her protests
>"why, my dear, you had months to make your move. Shouldn't you have raped him by now? Isn't that your way?
>wicked smile
>"Just give in. You're a monster now and will never be anything else. Embrace your instincts."
>rage boils up in her
>Lilim turns to leave with her fawning new pet, the Ushi's only friend since the accident
>and then she moves like lightning, legs hammering across the floor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020980
>Not already detesting Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020963
I could swear it said century somewhere, but whatever. If it's been a millennia, that's just more time for the daughterus to outnumber the genderswapped ones.

>Vampire
>Lich
Now I'm reminded of that one greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020964

> You're being ripped off
> Well you're ruining our money circlejerk, fuck off.
> Okay.

But please, tell us more how you got "ragequit" and "butthurt" from those logs. And tell us more about how anyone who read said logs can't come to their own conclusion that MGR is shit.

Regardless the point remains that none of the shit has been translated by someone who actually knows how to translate properly. Even if Brolen's a Jew it doesn't stop the fact that he prevents fucks like Bob from spreading their shitty headcanon around as fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020985
Go on.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020961
I was calling the paladins to kill him.
Also, they're disgusting people because they don't want to be killed raped and mindbroken? You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020987
It was recently translated, one of the hundred questions from the Japanese fandom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020979
>No lazy CC older sister Ren X who's in 90% of your wet dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020995
>killed raped and mindbroken
>killed
>mindbroken
Not with MGE monstergirls you autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020995
>killed raped mind broken
She was trying to get a job and make friends, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020983

I almost never hate something in general just because of one little story, but having someone lose everything, be denied everything, run away and become an exile, find a new spark of hope, only for their tormentors chase, search and find them, only to take everything they have left just for shits and giggles is the perfect way to crank my rage up to eleven.

>>13020995

>Also, they're disgusting people because they don't want to be killed raped and mindbroken? You're an idiot.

Have you even read the goddamn story or are you just naturally retarded like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020977

No way! She'll give me cooties! Girls are icky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020977
>You will never have a childhood friend Lizardman
>She'll never play games with you after being forced into your circle of friends
>She'll never start to want to spend more time with you in particular.
>You'll never drift apart through middle school and puberty
>Only to wind up reuniting in high school
>You'll never play around with her like you did as kids for a while
>You'll never both realize that you want something more as you spend as much time together as you used to.
>You'll never wake up to pic related 10 years down the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021003
>Wake up one evening in the dead of night.

>She's on the bed with you, hand in your pants as she gently strokes you.

>"Ara ara? Are you awake?" She says, a lazy smile on her face.

>She keeps stroking you, shifting so her dripping nethers are over your face.

>"You may want to get to work otouto." She murmers before grinding her woman hood on your face. "Don't want your precious Oneechan to be left wanting do you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020985
>lilim's smug grin and perfect posture interrupted when caught in the back with a thousand pounds of anger and hate
>decked into ground with one fierce claw
>magic interrupted by the brutal hammering on her
>the Ushi-Oni screams again and again that she is not a monster and to stop hurting her, what did she do so wrong
>man is cowering in a corner now, spell broken and starting to understand what's going on
>lilim gets enough of a shield to only be punched half the time, spits something about hardening her up so she would really be a monstergirl
>Ushi has no response but a scream of sorrow and rage, punching the lilim literally through a wall and yelling to never come back, ever, and to leave her alone
>lilim swears halfhearted vengeance and flees into the woods
>Ushi sits back down in the ruined chair and starts to cry again
>after a few minutes she feels the mans hand softly on her shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021020

She doesn't want to give you cooties. Just join your order of Paladins.

And have sleepovers.

And talk about how cool knights and stuff are.

And play Super Nintendo.

And maybe sleep in the same bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020995

>Paladins
>Protecting monstergirls and/or men who have monstergirls as waifus

If anything, they'd try to recruit him, but he'd just maul them and then go back to his forest you goddamn CYKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021006
>Ushi oni
Nope.
>>13021014
>Have you even read the goddamn story or are you just naturally retarded like that?
Have you not noticed that this is an ushi oni or can you count your IQ on one hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020948

In this scenario I'd be the kid sitting in a corner somewhere playing gameboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021042
A paladin doesn't care what you are as long as your heart is good and your cause is just.

If anything they'd try to help him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021034
>Onee-san
Aww yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021038

Yes.

>Kratos_punching_Hercules.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021047
She's a former human corrupted and turned into one.

Read the story before casting judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021049

It's okay. You'd get a shy Oomukade or something who wants to trade Pokemon.

She likes Bug-types a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021047

>Hurrr Ushi-Onis are all vicious monsters that can't be reasoned with

I'm not sure if you've noticed, but nobody else is as close-minded and autistic as you, nor do they care about your "NO THEY'RE ALL EVIL KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM" mentality. The door's right there.

Careful not to hit your head on anything on the way out this time around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021038
>He hugs her as she sobs
>Stays like that for hours, even after she stops crying
>Asks him if she really is a monster
>He just smiles and holds her tighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021020
You know back in /a/ we not only disliked furrys and monsterboys and all the otherstuff, but also roleplay autism.
Just because of that I sometimes miss those times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021055
I'd give her the Beedril I used to beat the Elite Four.

I call it 'D'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021039
And also play a rousing game of penis in vagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021054
I read it and determined that this story is about as realistic as fox news's view on politics.
>>13021071
Wow. Can you be more of a dumbass? It's like you're insecure to the point that you've encased your head in concrete so that nobody can tell you what the world actually is like.
Ushi oni's are rapist fucks, and we know this from the profile.
No you're not going to change that.
And no, you're not going to convince someone otherwise by being a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently, my paste was deleted.
Yandere mantis: http://pastebin.com/dNTW9fMt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021072
>And then he whispers
>Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021055

Well that sounds nice. I wouldn't mind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021085
Criticism appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021086
>And she rapes him so hard the floor is compressed into diamonds
>The end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021081
Oh look guys, here is another retard who takes a canonically biased piece of text with a lot of exaggerations and other kinds of bullshit for absolute and literal law.

The story is stupid and kind of bad for many reasons, but you are an idiot, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021072

>all she can do is sob at him and tell him to run before she hurts him too
>in the end she was a monster inside just like the lilim said
>his hand leaves her shoulder and she keeps weeping, her tears saved over the last two months pouring out all at once
>he's gone too, then
>she deserves it doesn't she
>stupid fucking Ushi-Oni, only good at raping and hurting
>a pot of soup is set before her and she raises her head
>he's standing there, strained smile on his face
>"you saved me."
>he couldn't stand being someone's slave
>does she want some soup?
>she takes it with gratitude and savors it
>she's going to die soon she knows, the lilim will come back with others and murder her
>well, more like pest control she guesses
>but they will pay dearly first
>the man is a lot more friendly than usual
>and that is the first time he sneaks into her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021055
>She likes bug types
>I like Fire and Dragon types
This is going to be an interesting first meeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021101
You just said that canon wasn't canon.
That is fucking hilarious man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021101
>stupid and kind of bad
It's a bit melodramatic but I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021102
Cute. Rather enjoying this little bit of suffering and healing fluff.

Gonna pastebin it?

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/b1BQs9Ae
http://pastebin.com/TCW77wUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020525
Might aswell continue now. Assuming it doesn't involve any more male elves

It's going to turn out that the orc wanted it all along doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021081
>taking a known to be biased in universe's authors words at face value
Not only is it a Japanese translation and thus uses a lot of 'always' for 'usually', but WS is known to be unreliable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021114
Probably. Not sure if there's anything to comtinue from that, and half of it was done by another author until the lilim returning part, so I'm not sure if that's ethical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020996
It was a shit machine translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021081
>It's like you're insecure to the point that you've encased your head in concrete so that nobody can tell you what the world actually is like.

Yeah, because you've seen a real, breathing Ushi-Oni and therefore knows exactly how all of them behave, right? Wrong.

Yes, some of them are rapists.

No, not all of them are rapists.

KC himself said that despite what the wiki says, Monstergirls' personalities and behaviors can vary alot, and are not always exactly as it's written.

Also, Monstergirls don't kill or mindbreak their husbands, that goes against their most basic instinct.

You're just like that one faggot who hated Amazons for no solid reason, claiming they're husband beaters when in reality, he's wrong.

Besides, headcanon.

Congratulations, you just showed everyone you haven't been here long enough to even know what you're talking about.

Now go fuck yourself and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021133
>No, not all of them are rapists.


I'll take Bullshit for 200 Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021132
Hopefully the difference between 100 and 1000 can be translated via machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021132
Depends on whether it was by swiss Momo or anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021102
>Years later
>Ushi and Husband are snuggled up by the fireplace
>He's wearing a sweater she made him
>They have a small daughter sleeping between them
>Lilim lost all her credibility because she failed to beat a lesser monster
>Her sisters laugh at her
>She tries not to cry
>Cries a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021133

Really faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021141
>What is individual variance according to KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021085
Short, for one.

For another, paragraph and sentence structure. There's not much of it. And the fact that it's pretty much all narration, and the couple instances of the Mantis spamming words was kind of, well, bad.

I like the concept, a yandere mantis luring the object of her affections to a love nest she made out in the woods, after they'd been separated while being previously close. I also liked the little bit of her savoring his scent, and his blood after an accidental cut. Good shit right there.

Overall though, it rather seems like something a grade schooler wrote, in terms of structure at least. Other than the couple yandere-word-spams, the spelling and grammar was alright, which is good. But yeah, overall story-structure could use some work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021141
Jesus what a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021151
we should ignore him, he's clearly an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021107
>>13021107
I just said that the encyclopedia is in-universe written by the wandering scholar, who canonically exaggerates mgs negative points so he doesn't appear biased towards them.

I say that you don't know shit about anything, you probably don't even actually remember anything about the ushi-oni entry apart from "muh rape"
You don't know about the one hundred and one safeguards that KC has implemented in his setting for guys so they will never and I mean literally ever get really injured by an MG during sex, be it an ushi-oni, a dragon or a golem made out of literal magma.
You don't know shit, you only talk about your ass and behave like you know absolutely everything.
fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021151
>>13021141
>>13021159

>Slightly misunderstood as being just a mindless savage, an ushi-oni will do whatever possible to please her new husband, even going to the lengths of learning culinary skills.

>Slightly misunderstood for being a mindless savage

It's in the fucking wiki, you goddamn morons. Are you fucking blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021163
>That little cow skull stitched into her apron.
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021051
>You can feel the heat coming off of her, its positively scorching

>You moan into her as her pace on you increasing, nimble fingers dancing along your tool.

>Hurry hurry little bro," she coos "you don't want me to be all hot and bothered do you?"

>Her hands stop, leaving you unbearably close to erupting.

>"Don't want me to punish you do you?" she coos again, eyes blazing with lust.

>Your not giving up just yet, your hands reach out and grab her plump behind, pulling her down further as your tongue reaches into her.

>It's positively molten in her, your tongue wiggling inside her.

>Your older sister moans as you do, not bothering to contain herself.

>Her hands return to their stroking of you as you lick and suck at her womanhood.

>"Y-your learning Otouto," she pants "Oneechans impressed."

>You don't respond, focusing on teasing her clit with a tiny nibble.

>So begins the tug of war battle between the two of you, her stroking, and eventually licking, your dick while delve deep into her. Licking her walls and suckling her dripping fluids.

>Eventually you reach your limit, filling the girls mouth with seed as she gushes over you.

>Lazily she turns around and collapses on top of you, her breasts crushed against your chest.

>"Excellent work little brother," she yawns, pulling you in tight "I may have to reward you a bit more tomorrow."

>And with that she is asleep, her plush form pressed against you as she slumbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021163

>Her first reaction to finishing the meal is "Uhuhu i'm gonna make a kid with him tonight"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021149
Justice!

>>13021151
>>13021141
>>13021159
The profiles are meant as base-lines and generalizations. There's even an article in the MGE World Guide discussing how MGs can vary wildly from them, the same as any individual can. Yes, in general, Ushi-Onis are unstoppable rape-machines.

However in this particular instance, the Ushi-Oni in question is a former human woman who is struggling to try and hold onto her former nature, and not give in to the instincts of her new body. It's an interesting take, for a cute little greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021175
Oh wow, my dick didn't expect this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021163

>Husband hates all the raw bullshit she brings him
>Learns how to make sushi
>Immediately rambles about making babies afterwards

She's not exactly an example of the brightest bulb herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021131
I was the other dude, you can pastebin it if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021163
It's the power of headcanon.
They don't care about "truth" or "reading"
They have come to a conclusion how things are, and anything that contradicts it is obviously false, since it does not suit what they have decided is true.

>>13021176
Which would also be the case with an MGE werewolf, dragon, harpy or anything else, since it is MGE afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021175
>Grab her plump behind
>It's positively molten in her
>Handjob Queen of the MGE showing off said skills in a 69

Oh yes. Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021183
Your welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021189
If you want me to tack a name on, it's binned here: http://pastebin.com/Szc6665L

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021117
TL;DR for those lazy: Japanese people are a weird bunch, their society and culture is so strict on them that their standards lowered inmensely so that they will see whatever takes them from dying from overwork and suiciding from social pressure as good even if that "good thing" is a succubus that fucks them to death.

I'm not trying to insult them, it's just interesting how everything makes sense if you see it from that perspective and even them in general as a culture, they are weird to us because we don't understand their problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021192

>Show legit proof straight from the same wiki you follow so strictly showing how wrong naysayers are
>It's the power of headcanon.

The wiki profiles are a generalization of the monstergirls' species. They're not all copy-paste with the same personality and behavior every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021204
I brought this up previously I think, but the MGE is kind of double-pronged in that regard.

KC writes it from the perspective of a repressed Japanese Man...
While in-Universe, it's written from the perspective of a repressed Order-raised Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021163
Funny. Because it's not in the fucking profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021198
I was thinking of calling it The Unfortunate Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021212
Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021216
Based Gauf you have my thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021211
Profile is notably not the be-all-end-all for every individual.
There is individual variance as to personalities, customs, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I guess I'll give this writing thing a shot. It'll be nice to get this idea for a story I have stuck in my head onto text at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021206
I guess I worded that in a misunderstandable way.
I agreed with you.
I was talking about "them" as in "not you", meaning the guys who take a profile that is not meant to be taken literally literal and even exaggerate it further and ignore or insult anything that disagrees with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021163
Refresh my memory: this is from the world guide, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021240
Get the words down, you can edit them later.
Or just post them without editing and don't care about how bad they are.


>>13021255
The second one, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021211

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ushi-Oni

You gotta be shitting.

There's a literal image drawn by the same artist who drew other pictures in the same artstyle throughout the entire fucking wiki, along with translated text, showing the exact opposite of what you think was true.

You just can't be this delusional. I'm done.

>>13021254

Yeah, I just realized that. Sorry about the hostilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021259
I want to do lewd things to that fox.
hugging and groping things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021270
>Sorry about the hostilities.
It's alright, I get pissed at the idiocy of people here all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021259
>Dat Anubis
Pretty...

[PantyQuest No.]

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Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/7GMacc63

New page: http://pastebin.com/CgZBT8Qc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021286

Does anybody have that one greentext of a duo of dudes sharing an apartment and one day, one of them brings a Dark Matter girlfriend in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021291
I'm intrigued, what happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021296

I'll see if I can find them, hang on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021281
It's Egyptian Horo, so a fennec fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021286
>Mention of Dragon Dorm as a true, non-suicide challenge.
>Realization that, Alphabetical Order, Dragon is fast approaching.
I may have to sneak out of the Anubis Dorm and participate in that raid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021270
>There's a literal image drawn by the same artist who drew other pictures in the same artstyle throughout the entire fucking wiki, along with translated text, showing the exact opposite of what you think was true.
You know, I uh, I looked at the wiki, and you'll never guess what I didn't find.

Sure, your cartoon is there, but it's a fucking cartoon. I guess you're too autistic to realize you're supposed to look at it and think
"Lol! That's funny, because it's a mindless rape machine engaging in normal activities!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021286
Goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah~ I want Sekhmet to give me a purrjob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021302
If you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021305
U wot m8?

It's right there on the page

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021305
It's part of the world guide.
It's canon.

>>13021310
That's the source on it, so yes I do say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021309
Does this look like the face of someone who so readily gives purrjobs?

You'll have to show her loyalty and honor before she'd think of consorting with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021296

Here it is.

https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12599697/#12605653

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021318
More like you're going to have to do that for years on end before the thought even occurs to her in her mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021305

>Show him literal proof
>lol it's not canon

Deepthroat a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021319
Cheers mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021318
>Still no Anhur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021318
That's too bad, I'm a worshiper of Set and her Anubis daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021318
>tfw heretical pariah that flies both the flag of Sekhmet and Set

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021316
>>13021317
>>13021328

It's a fucking joke, you can't possibly think that a creature described as "ferocious" and "regarded as a monster even by monsters" Is going to learn how to fucking make sushi. It's a cartoon. A laugh. A stupid ironic joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021318

I want to scratch her behind the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021338
Dude, stop being such a fucking cunt, seriously you must be the biggest alp to ever be with all this sand in your vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021333
Anubis is probably more a cousin or sister than daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021341
The amount of delusion is impressive isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021338
Literally in the world guide.
The world of MGE is not a serious place.

[Anonymous No.]

>lol, World Guide's just a cartoon, funny pages, a joke
>People actually falling for this obvious bait
>Getting trolled his hard
I am so...disappointed in you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021343
I can picture that. Set being Anubis' Onee-chan, who bullies her for being such a shrimp and not having an elongated tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021341
>>13021344
>References the official cannon
>Points out that a joke is indeed a joke
>Gets called an alp by people who are so obsessed with fucking a spider cow that they'll corrupt cannon to work in their favor
This is an advanced form of stupid.
>>13021349
>I disagree with this post!
>Therefore it's bait!
Newfags, never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021354
Stealing her mates and judging whether they are sufficient for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021354
I want to brush Set's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021349
>Having expectations in the first place.
>Even though most of these fuckheads here can't even read properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021354
She also loves to bully her in public, especially when she's with her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021343
>>13021354
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_(mythology)
>He married Nephthys and fathered Anubis

Sure, take onee-chan route if you want, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021155

Not him, but I've seen worse out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021354
>Being a shrimp
Anything bad with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021360
Yes, we get it, you are a very funny guy, you've gotten all these faggots to go along with your calling canon material just a joke. Can you please stop before they all start foaming at the mouth or something?

>>13021363
...eh, you are right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021360
>corrupting canon
In the world guide.

Deal with it. Ushi can think about more than sex.

Have you read KC's q&as? I would recommend them, as you have a blatant lack of understanding as to how MGE works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021349
It only gets worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021370
They go on the barby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021362
If you fail in the task you will be made to be her seat until you're no longer comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021369
Oh me too, it's far from the worst thing I've ever seen and I would like to see more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021376
Actually I was calling it a joke because it clashed rather dramatically with the established cannon, and possessed joke like sarcasm.
>>13021377
As do you, good sir, because you think two panels of a comic overturns the official profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021370
It is in the eyes of a goddess of destruction

>>13021367
Come on dude, make up your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021367
Ah, alright then. Set is the mother is many Anubis daughterus.

>>13021362
Do you think you can brush her massive fluffy tail? It's the size of a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021392
In the world guide.
Deal with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021385
>>13021398

Son, that bushy tail is going to be positively shining and luxuriously fluffy when I'm done.

She's gonna look at that tail and go

"DAMN my tail is nice."


Then I'm gonna scratch her behind the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021318
Someone do Thoth. We need some bird dieties in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021377
>>13021376
>>13021392
This argument is fucking stupid.
Ushi's are ravenous monsters, the profile establishes that
However, it is indeed a species, and there is room for unique mannerisms within said species.
What does not prove anything is citing a two panel cartoon as "cannon" when it clashes with established cannon as much as it possibly could.

Can you have a non-dom ushi oni?
Unlikely, but yes.
Is the existance of a non-dom ushi oni proven by a jokey, tongue-in-cheek comic?
No.

Now will all of you stop fighting, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021392
>Clashed rather dramatically with the established cannon
>Cannon
This is a joke, right?
Either way though, as has been pointed out numerous times, the profiles are generalizations, base-lines. There are plenty of individuals out there who do, in fact, have personalities that differ from, if not out-right contradict, said profiles. There's an entire article in the previous book which talks about this, which the Ushi-Oni Cooking just expands upon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021398
That's a lot of tail to brush.

It'll take the rest of the day to massage her paws too, but hopefully I would have had practice on one of her Anubis daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021416
No, the ushi oni is a cartoon that reflects the artist acknowledging the ferocity of that which is being drawn.

It creates humor by inserting something into a situation where it does not belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021415
>>13021425
The point of the "World Guides" is to establish the WORLD. Things that happen in it outside of the general profiles.

Things like how there's even an Ushi-Oni who would attend a cooking class.

It's not a "Joke". It's humorous, yes, but it is still a thing which is perfectly valid as being able to happen in the MGE-World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021415
The profiles are written in universe via an indoctrinated order zealot turned husbando.

The world guide (at least the first one) is written from a literally omniscient perspective. World guide takes priority on truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021417
No anon.

It's not too much.

It's too little.

I want to brush all her tail, the goddess trying her best to maintain her composure as I gently brush her tail .

Taking long, careful brushes along the tail.

Ma

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021431
You can beat the "ushi onis are love" drum until it breaks, but you must admit there is irony in a sex-obsessed monster attending cooking classes.

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't you guys forgetting that individual monsters may not adhere to their race's profile description.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021331

Anhur's a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021440
No, that's why this post exists:
>>13021415

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021434
He's not indoctrinated. He's a bit biased due to how he was raised, but he states he tries to be as neutral as can be, despite this. He also claims to be unmarried (Though I question the presence of a Leanan Sidhe mentioned a couple times).

The first World Guide was also written by him too. The second World Guide, however, was written by a Monster named Saphiette or something, with some notes by the previous author.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you help an Unwilling Stage 1 Alp turn back to a human
Would you take care of her once she goes Stage 2 and loses her memories of her past life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021447
They just don't care.
>>13021448
Oh? Well, at least KC's Q&As are from the omniscient perspective, and they allow cooking Ushi's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021452
Nah.
Ain't worth my time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021452
>monster
>turn into a human
>monster losing their memories after they transform
Neither of those things happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021452
No, I fucking hate alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021452
Alps don't lose their memories that why they usually out-lewd succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021438
Yes there is an irony to it, but it is still entirely possible for such to happen.

There probably aren't entire classes full up with them, and them appearing is likely still rare. But it's also likely not just a one-off.

The entire article is about Monster Girls wanting to learn cooking for their husbandos. An Ushi-Oni was used as an example deliberately FOR the irony.
>At Inari Kitsune's Cooking Classroom, you can learn from the fundamentals of cooking to the practical applications, from cooking instruments, to how to use condiments. The teachers who have come from Zipangu will kindly teach you ♪
>First timers, and those with no confidence, have peace of mind!
>Even an ushi-oni bride who broke several knives at first can learn......

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021457
>At least KC's Q&As are from the omniscient perspective
Obviously, since that's Word-of-God stuff separate from the MGE or World Guides. Just clarifications on inane questions and ponderings from fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021475
This argument is doing things to my head.

Can we please stop I want to go kill people on RO2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021463
>monster losing their memories after they transform
This can happen, but only those the individual wishes to forget. It's to allow people to move past anything particularly traumatic.

[Anonymous No.]

Escrevi aqui e saí correndo pau no cu de quem tá lendo.

[Anonymous No.]

Any interest in Hellhound writefagging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021492
Well yeah, but they don't forget their whole past life or who they are/were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021286
I would like to hear the stories of the raids, the planning and the execution of elaborated almost military-like panty raids would be epic to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021496
Always and forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021488
"I just... fell off the tractor... is all... just... help me up... Pa..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021488
Then go do so.
Just remember that Ushi-Oni are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021505
>you will never traumatize a MG by having her listen to those lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021498
>The members would be efficient as fuck, hand signals and tactical manoeuvres everywhere.
>Training in hand to hand and improvised weaponry.
>Crazy gadgets to aid them in their mission.
>Callsigns and codewords everywhere
>Strong as fuck brotherly bonds formed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021513
Would any of them attain waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021517
>>13021517
>Implying they need waifu's when they have bros that will have their backs to the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021512
>she begs you to turn them off
>turn them up louder so she can hear them through the hands clapped over her ears
>tears flood down her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021496
I want to be bullied by a Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021523
Is it time to marathon war movies to monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021523
>Then you'll never whisper to her "most of them weren't even adults"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021534
>"Died alone as a virgin, unloved in a ditch with the bodies of their friends around them."

>>13021531
Sure.
Saving private ryan first? I'm sure that would go over great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021523
>>13021531
>Show an Amazon A League of Their Own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021527
My only wish is the nipples in their art wasn't absurdly placed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021539
Make sure to show 'em Passchendaele.

Nothing like a movie starting off with a man using a bayonet to piece a boy's skull, the look of horror with himself growing in his eyes as he carries out his "Duty".

[Anonymous No.]

>Reading Jurogumo profile

>If one still has the willpower to resist, even after tasting their night face and is confident about his stamina, then he should have sex with them while they're in their gentle day face and conversely, unilaterally attack them. If one keeps this up every day, eventually masochism will take root in their heart and the time they spend showing their night face will gradually reduce. Instead the time they spend showing their day face will rapidly grow longer.

This is new to me. Perfect for switches, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021523
>>13021512
>>13021531
>>13021534
>>13021546

>She keeps begging you to make the voices stop, clinging onto you in fear
>No response
>She looks up at you, tears flowing down her cheeks
>You're just staring down at her with a calm, neutral expression on your face
>Confused and scared, she asks you if the death moans don't bother you
>You tell her that you heard and saw much worse things
>hfw she realizes you're desensitized

Thanks alot, Liveleak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021539
>that knife scene
>his screams just telling the german to stop

Man monsters would fucking lose it at that scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021546
>>Show an Amazon A League of Their Own.
I think they'd find that more of an absurdist comedy than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021539
>>13021556

>Pvt. Caparzo gets shot
>"It-it's a letter to my dad... I-it's got blood on it..."
>Bleeds out
>The letter got soaked by the blood and rain, becoming stained and nigh unreadable
>Monstergirls' faces when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021554
>you have never been held so tightly before that night
>she begs you to never ever leave her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021556
you mean this one?
http://youtu dot be/KBSQEnvz6zo
If it's hard for me to watch, forget how they would react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021579
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021579
That scene is so fucking brutal.
I think most MGs would just have a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021589
I think if you showed them that in a theater it would just turn into a mass of sobbing of screams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021579
>>13021573
>>13021556

>Monstergirls watch Hamburger Hill
>Keeps mumbling "It don't mean nothing, not a thing" to herself while trembling in shock for two weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021593
>MGs crying into their oversized fluffy paws.

I couldn't bear the sight of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021579
>Waifu can't sleep well after seeing the movie
>Cuddles with you extra hard for a few days
>Can't get to work because she's clinging so much

[Anonymous No.]

>Some Ryu/Lilim/What-have-you, develops a fixation on humanity and its suffering/achievements, along with its culture pre-Contact War.
>Creates a specialized Spirit Realm specifically for humans.
>Modifies its atmosphere to give tolerable amounts of DE, so successive generations of humans build a tolerance to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021594
>show a monster the flamethrower without telling her what it was used for.
>As she's watching with awe you whisper "they used those to burn the enemy alive."
>hfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021604
DE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021614
Demonic energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021614
Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021614
Demonic Energy, or what we called MAMONOMANA for some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021607

>"Don't worry, flamethrowers weren't used for too long"
>She sighs in relief for a mome--
>"Because whoever had one of those was usually targeted first in the field, and when shot, died an explosive, fiery death, often burning other soldiers around them"
>Waifu hugs you so tightly you have to carry her around on your back for an entire month

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021622
>having to explain to a Werewolf about the use of dog bombs.

Hoh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021614
Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine explaining how we had to create the Geneva convention because we got so good at killing each other

Then explaining the loophole that allows white phosphorus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021630
I think by that point that would be the least of her concerns because she'd already be dead inside just from hearing about everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021622
I think it'd be worse if you showed them a documentary about concentration camps.
I think you could go one step further though, tell them about Mengele

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what would be the reaction of the higher level MG, when they learn that our glorious modern civilization is shaped through war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021638
But what about a class that's teaching about human history and all of a sudden the Werewolf starts hysterically screaming when she learns about anti-tank dogs?

Actually I think most monsters would drop out of that class within a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021637

>Explaining how people disregard them all the time anyway in the field, even developed countries
Soldiers don't give a shit about using a mounted .50cal against soft targets. And cluster bombs and landmines are still prominent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021648

Imagine telling them about the bombing of Dresden. The fire from incendiary bombs flattening the city. 25.000 civillians burning to death.

>>13021630

>Explaining to a Holstaurus/Minotaur that World War 2 killed twice as many cows as it did humans
>Explaining to them how cows' intestines had a composition needed for the germans to build zeppelin bombers in World War 1

It's time to suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021652
Probably to break it down and build it back up as something less horrific?
It'd be like the /k/ommando's worst nightmare.


>>13021662
Well, sure, but anti-tank dogs are pretty far along. That's after the horror that is WW1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021085
Okay, feedback

Avoid repeating words. We understand that she's Yan and REALLY Loves the MC.
Buildup seems simple, short and unoriginal (comparing to the other greentexts/shorts ive seen involving yanders)

I think the big problem with people writing about yanderes is that they overemphasize the yandere's obsession part and just instantly skip the "drug/knockout/tie-up and rape part. Which is really only for the more heavy type of yandere.

Put time in character building anon, tell us how she sabotaged other suitors. Tell us how she kept track of him, tell us how changes his world so he is more inclined to give her more attention. The fun about yandere characters (in my eyes) isn't isn't about drugging the MC, it's about what happens beforehand. And even then, drugging/knocking out etc isn't even needed.

Anyway that's my opinion/idea about yandere stories. Don't let my feedback/opinion let you down. The story does need work, but i'm certainly curious to see how it continues.

I am tempted to try my own hand at writing something though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021652
Confusion, their society revolves around sex, war is rarely lethal due to demonic silver and anything they make is usually to increase sexual pleasure.

We show our best and worst in times of war and make advancements in most fields of research to wage more effective war, that are converted to help in basic life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021663
Hey it's still anti-material

The material is just on a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021667
>>13021669
>seeing your daughteru come home with her clothes soaked in tears
>when you ask what did this she just throws her text-book on the ground and runs to her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021682

>Telling Monstergirls that the medical field has only advanced this far because of nazi and japanese researches who illegally experimented on live people during World War 2
>They're scared of doctors forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021669
>Probably to break it down and build it back up as something less horrific?
>It'd be like the /k/ommando's worst nightmare.


They'd be just as likely to bend over backwards to avoid war at all costs. A rational person's first reaction to a society that has advanced through war is probably not to go to war with them.

And you're assuming they'd just decide they'd win. That's plain old bullshit power level assumptions again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021669
>MGs try to de-war society
>/k/ommandos and other people that love it assume it's the happening
>They all initiate their emergency plans and run innawoods with their weapon
>Build secret settlements based around protecting their beliefs
>Build a murder/k/ube and kill all wildlife within 5 miles of their settlements
>They believe Gasmask to be one of them due to his Cheeki Breeki
>Anyone that finds them is shot or taken in and trained to be a /k/ommando

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021691
>spooking your daughteru by dressing in a nazi uniform and yelling at her in german

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021691

The scary thing is they did it the most direct and rational way.

>How long does it take a man to die from hypothermia in freezing water
>Well lets just chuck a few dozen in the water and find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021698

You forgot the part where they all go alp for their rifles and begin moistening their nuggets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021691
>Monstergirl comes home and finds her husband laughing at that Liveleak video of the guy in Brazil getting shot by an off duty cop while trying to jack some dude's motorcycle
>She realizes just how broken we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021496

I would attempt it but if history has shown, I have no proper means to express myself without history coming to abhor a paradox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021702

LDR pls. We know you love your /u/boat uniform but it is verboden to scare the daugtheru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021708
I think it's more likely the guns become MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/gypaLxBt

So I decided to write my first story which involves a Kejourou. Probably won't be too long ultimately but we'll see.

I have to get going so this is all you'll be getting for now. I've never written much anything so you've been warned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021708
>Implying the guns wouldn't turn into monstergirls because of the 100 year old object thing.
>Those old 1890 longneck nuggets
>Suddenly Ara Ara'ing in Russian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021579
That scene is much more brutal when you can understand what the german soldier is saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021703
>>13021702

>Monster daughteru comes home with her textbook in hand
>"Daddy, daddy! Today we learned how the brain works!"
>"Hey, sweetie, that's nice. Wanna know who documented all those discoveries?"

>>13021710

>mfw I laugh at videos of people blowing up in terrorist attacks
>mfw I just stare quietly, but intently at execution videos

And this is why I'll be single even if monstergirls existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021720
What is he saying anon?

I'm guessing it's a german prayer or a lullaby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021718
Oh god why boner.

>YES, WORK THE BOLT ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021725

>"Shhh. Just give up and be quiet. Everything will be over soon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021710
>Monster waifu coming home to you watching that video of that russian mom getting a brick in the face
>hearing the husbands sobbing and screaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021708
I know at least one /k/ommando fucked his nugget with pics to prove it and one got his dick stuck in a garand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021723
Damn, you're an evil bastard and I respect that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021734
Ah that would've been my third guess.

[Anonymous No.]

slime girl is always the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021691
I'm sure the Liches will be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021725
"La? es uns beendigt. Es ist einfach für dich.

basically, "Let's just end it. Don't fight it. It's
easier this way. Much easier."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021731

>Scrub my bore
>That's right, I'm a dirty girl
>Make me clean
>Lube me up
>Rub me down with oil
>And I'll keep going until you say stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021723
Well, that's kind of mean to do to your daughteru.
I wouldn't worry though, anon. Some MG would take it upon themselves to love you and try and help you through your obvious insanity.
A Kikimora, maybe? Or perhaps a lamia? A Kitsune telling you that she will never let anyone hurt you? A yeti cuddling the violence away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021751
Jah.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these horrific war stories

Humans truly are the real monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021711
Ima step away from Anubis for a moment because I got an idea and want to run with it. But you should write anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021767
What are those? Titty valves?

[Anonymous No.]

I want an over protective Minotaur who gets neverous when I play hockey.

I want her to shout when I take a puck to the head because that's the only place offense aims whe shooting at a goalie.

The dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021698
>The Guns turn into MGs because they love them so much
WHAT NOW?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021783
Well, how else would liquids just affect that particular area. It seems much easier than absorbing it and manually moving it there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021790
Fuck you I took a slap shot to the nuts because my goalie was shit.

This was kid hockey too so I had to guard down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021778

I'm writing something right now, and the only thing i'll post about it because being more direct of who I am is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unfzfe8f9NI

>TFW people won't get the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021778
Well, alright...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021792
An object taken care of for a hundred years gains a soul, and thus a monster. See: Chochin-obake, and that fucking umbrella thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021792
Gun collectors now have a harem of guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021796
Varsity level during my senior year.

Puck took an odd bounce and hit me below the cup.

Had a few hit my throat as well, luckily they were angled so only ones been a direct hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021764
What would she look like?
Balalaika?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021768
Monsters just want to protect us from ourselves by loving us. They're the true heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021768
>MGs wonder why we have so much vidya based on world wars
>they try it
Red Orchestra, among others
http://youtu dot be/b3K0tI-EyGY
>they're horrified that we would make things like this
I'll delete the file after 4 minutes
>their faces when they find out all of these really happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021741
Better than some of the other things /k/ommandos have fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021768
>>13021766
>>13021756
>>13021743
>>13021742

>Take your family to the beach during vacation one day
>Your waifu and daughteru are overjoyed as they step on the warm sand for the first time
>The Sun is bright, the water is clear, the winds are smooth
>Today is going to be a goo--
>"Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai."
>"...Anon...?"
>"...What was that, daddy...?"
>You just stare forward at the ocean in the distance for a moment, before finally coming back to your senses
>The spark in your eyes soon return after disappearing just a minute ago
>You glance at them, sporting a melancholic smile
>"...Oh, it was... nothing."
>"Anon, is something wrong?"
>"Nothing at, honey. Let's just enjoy ourselves." You declare while walking past them, walking further away towards the sea
>They stare at you in confusion and worry for a few seconds before following you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021792
Upotte

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021806
No, I meant "What do you do now /k/ommandos?"

>>13021808
Hah.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to sign up for the writefag contest that'll happen on Tuesday, writeanons!

Now I know there's a lot of bitching about 'The IRC,' but the selection and such takes place in a different channel. The whole point is just to make the whole process easier and smoother.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c5LFn4UCV6KnQ5gXCKIcx9IkC67sk7Zty8bdiu6rN-Y/edit

If you have any questions or ideas feel free to write them down on the doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021817
>http://youtu dot be/b3K0tI-EyGY
your link is broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021792
/k/ finally has the raifus they always wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021768
>war stories
Show them something they can relate more personally to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021827
Fuck off you cocksucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021837
>implying I'm not making people manually paste it into their URL and do a minimal amount of effort
I'm the worst kind of person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021715
>Kejourou
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021825
I'd clear her breech

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021817
>the wounded soldiers crying
>that artillery bombardment for a sniper
>all the grenades
Also what do you think their reaction would be for some of the early CoD games when they were still about WWII?
>monster girl watching some little anon playing one of them
>he laughs when limbs are blown off and when burning a bunker full of enemies alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021768
You want some more PSTD? Here's a little bit of it from the monster side again.

>There were always rationalizations
>At first they said these things were constructs, a kind of homunculous made in the shape of a man
>Then that they had no soul, because how could anything have a soul without some hint of magic?
>Then that they were merely pawns controlled by a greater evil, and we only had to do the dirty business of beating them back until we could find the source
>Lies piled on top of excuses and misinformation
>But deep down we knew
>Everyone knew
>The soldiers, the brass, the little elf who made tea in the galley
>We just couldn't admit it
>Nobody fights so hard for every scrap of ground unless they are defending their home
>Nobody carries pictures of their family and mementos if they're mindless drones
>And when the first child was born of deserters...
>Not the first crossworld breed you understand, the nobles had known that was possible for some time, but the first made public
>Well, the Demon Lord knew that she had to end the war
>Before we strung her up
>And ended it ourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021156
>>13021163
>>13021178
>>13021316
>>13021317
>>13021328

>ignoring what is the norm for the species
>such a rape machine that even other monsters fear them

There's faggots here al tight, and it's those who sell ushis as gentle monsters

>but it's in the profile!

>Disposition: Ferocious

You fellate a shotgun. This isn't one of KC's handwaves, ushis are bad news, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021850
>http://youtu dot be/b3K0tI-EyGY
that didn't work either

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021871
Anon, you can't be serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021870
>Replying to 2 hour old posts
>Trying to revive a dead argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021881
I am. I did it manual style and nothing happened. your link is kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021881
shhh, let him figure it out. I'm having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021887

Replace "dot" with an actual dot. A comma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021887
I'm not even the Anon
You can't honestly-

>>13021889
Yeah. Yeah, figure it out, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021887
Holy shit you're going full retard.

Get the fuck out and come back when you stop being a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021871
Why are you even on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021817
Thanks for reminding me of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021892
Yeah, with one of these ","

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021827
>Sign up
>Some shite gets chosen
>I grumble while writing for two hours

Oh well I usually chill and get stoned on Tuesdays anywho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021768
There is nothing more human than war, it brings out our worst, but can also reveal our best traits, heroism, selflessness and people that making greatest sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021902

Sorry, dun fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021892
I didn't see that.
I feel dumb now.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Surely Aunti Yuuna can't give you everything you need?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021925
Hey! quit posting pics of my Wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021827
Fuck off and die
>only person on the actual list is bob and his retinue of faggots on the maybe list
Get real, BIDF. Nobody's gonna help him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021925
Auntie is my lovely aunt and she can give me all of the love I need.
She loves me dearly and completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021925
>This pic
Forgive me my waifu for I am thinking of another...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021925
Why do you keep posting pictures of random Kitsune while referring to them as a character from one of Gaufs story's?

Please stop, it's really cringey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021946
>not loving your dear aunt

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl waifu who loves 80s music and listens to it nonstop
What MG would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021882
I was the one who posted the profile, and was away, not all of us are net zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021967
Siren

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021925
>>13021943
>>13021965
I want the fluffyfag to put his shit in an imgur album, and not dump it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021975
There's more than one of us, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021965
Fuck off, you're only driving it into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021946
i dunno, actually. I'm surprised this many people even remember that story given the shit I got for writing it in her perspective. I'd think Kailey would be remembered more.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey there, Wanna go play?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021286
Heh, glory or death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021975
Might as well make the most of it while the thread lasts.
>>13021967
Something marine. Something that wouldn't look out of place in a Miami Vice type setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021982
Driving what into the ground? The joke? If you hate it it's already gone, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021990
>Miami Vice
Damn it, now I'm thinking of Archer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021988

No, I'm too pissed off for this right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021925
>>13021988
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021988
>barely A cups

Not with you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021988
shure and after we are done playing can i brush the knots out of your tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022019
>Lass
Pretty great, minus the multi breast thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022000
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022034
Are two breasts bad or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>Red orchestra: rising sun

>Be flamethrower operator on some fucking island
>100 degrees out or some stupid fucking thing
>Need to take a ruined building
>fine.jpg
>gather up some of my mates, let's do this
>Start running toward the building
>Woodpeckers.wav
>9 out of 30 guys get turned into gravy
>See sniper, can't shoot him because flamethrower
>Try to warn a guy, sniper blows his head open
>Grab his gun, sniper is allready gone
>Out of ammo anyway.
>Crawl left under a car
>See 5 guys run past, 1 gets shot through the hip
>Yells "I don't wanna die on this rock!" before bleeding out
>another gets shot through the heart or something, his finger freezes on the trigger and he kills 2 teammates
>Sprint onward with a pod of guys
>Other team pours fire into the building from the opposite side
>About 4 get creamed by a mortar
>Still running, dude on roof shoots me in the leg and another guy through the stomach
>Patch wound up while 5 others die from rifle fire
>Charge into building
>Entire enemy team is there
>Torch 6 dudes in room one
>Move on to another, torch 4
>Head upstairs and gather 8 more kills
>Move downstairs to finish last guy
>Friend kills him while I reload
>See something rolling
>Friendly grenade
>Blows up, sets off flame tank, 4 teammates are reduced to bacon
>the remaining 5 or so teammates move in to claim the prize
>A burnt out building, filed with charred bodies, with one wall busted off and no roof, in the middle of a tiny, hellish island filled with mines and malaria
This game's unscripted events have more impact than anything COD or battlefield has ever been able to put in a cutscene.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/rpbYIyP.png

Lick the snake. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022043
I don't like multibreast.
Plain as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022046
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022048
I'd lick her all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022046
>mg related

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022048
Should have said Lick the Snake. Do it quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022052
>>13022058

Linked to our previous "giving monsters PTSD" discussion up here:>>13021505

>Make crybaby wyvern play RO2
Goodtimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022046
Wrong time to post that man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022062
it's only been like 30 minutes or something since we stopped talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022048
I'd have her lick my solid snake, if you catch my meaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022050
I don't think I've ever seen an image here posted of a single breast.

Do you like amazons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022039

My mood usually ranges from neutral to grumpy to pissed off most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022061
I'm always down for traumatizing MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022061
Your post was neither directly related to MGs, continuing a discussion directly, or even quoting the discussion. It was tangentially related to a discussion we had an hour ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022050

So you only like one tit per girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022069
Everything gets better once you stop caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022071
I spose if you can't attach "Red orchestra discussion" to "red orchestra discussion", then yeah it is unrelated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022069
Same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022075
>flat
Bad
>Maimed
WORSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022079
This is an MG thread, not a RO thread.
The discussion ended.
It didn't even quote the discussion.
From everyone's perspective but yours it was just a random post about playing Red Orchestra.

[Anonymous No.]

>you'll never be a human with so much power that monster girl governments fear you, give you freedom, appease you.
>Entire tasks forces are designed to keep you in check, to keep watch over you when you're outside of your home.
>You just want some peace and quiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022068
>>13022075
I think this conversation took a wrong turn somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022086
Okay, so you're telling me you can't attach one post to others unless they're quoted DIRECTLY?
That's just embarrassing man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022092
You're ignoring common courtesy and the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022092
wut
hes saying that you didnt link the discussion your post was related to
after the whole 'mgs being traumatized by war' thing was over and we had moved on
and your post doesnt even mention monstergirls in any way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022097
Your point seems to be that you can't link related posts to one another.

We were talking about bullying MGs with some pretty crazy games and movies, and I took part in said bullying without replying to literally every post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022087
>Hero that just wants to have a peaceful retirement by himself
>MGs keep on spying on him and recording his every move
>Fucking sneak into his house and mess with his shit
>Can't do anything with any semblance of privacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022105
It didn't need to; you can connect the dots yourself, can you not?

And is it now Illegal to talk about older discussions? It's simply something I had recently done, which was relevant to a topic at hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022106
No.
Allow me to restate the points you have to be willfully ignoring here:
This is an MG thread, not a RO thread.
The discussion ended.
It didn't even quote the discussion. This makes it easier when it's been a significant length of time (one hour) since it was talked about.
From everyone's perspective but yours it was just a random post about playing Red Orchestra.


>>13022110
The discussion is over! If you want to talk about it, try to at least get monstergirls related somehow or you might as well just shitpost on /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough of this. Let's talk about desert beauties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022087

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022115
Sandworms are olev. Why are they so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022115
Too bad there are none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022109
>Has like 20 wedding proposals every month

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022118
>MG XCOM the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022118
>NTR
Okay, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022114
>This is an MG thread, not a RO thread.
which is why we linked the two.
>The discussion ended.
this is the same thread, it didn't end, if I have something to contribute, you have no right to block me.
>It didn't even quote the discussion.
Quoting an obvious post was not nessesary, and the most recent post was not an hour away. The original was.

You seem to be quite upset that someone has talked about something outside of your comfort zone. It was related, and you cannot say it wasn't because you yourself know the post it referenced. If you are offended because I did not quote directly well...
This is 4chan. Being offended doesn't count for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022115
Kephri is best desert girl!

Anubis is a shitty slut! And her fur is badly groomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022120
Because they want husbando's happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022129
okay this has to be trolling
mate it wasn't related to mgs at all just drop it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022125
What the fuck is XCOM even about?

>>13022128
It's not NTR if they're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022133
Except you know, every post related to it....
>>13021723
>>13021698
>>13021691
>>13021622
>>13021768

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022131
You're a stupid rube.
Pharaoh a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022122
>Rejects them all
>Still loves the baker girl he knew as a kid
>She was turned into a monster and raped the carpenter boy
>He was heartbroken and swore to never fall in love again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022137
mate your post had literally nothing to do with monsters
all you did was post your red orchestra experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022131
Mi negro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022131
Wait a minute, are you trying to rustle my fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022139
Hows that overwhelming taste of vanilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022144
Why do I have to hold your hand?
We were talking about shit that would traumatize MGs.
So I did.

[Anonymous No.]

Revision Anon from yesterday's pathfinder talk.
So I was poking around to see what tune ups Yeti could go for, and with her racial bonuses to strength and charisma, she actually turned out to be best at being a Paladin.

Alternativly, a barbaric bard (Skald) or sorcerer (Bloodrager)

Just an amusing thought really.

[Anonymous No.]

how this hell did this thread get to 2000 posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022148
It tastes good when you mix it with black raspbery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022136
>killing a man's wife and then fucking them
>not NTR
Whatever you say.


>>13022151
Okay, so I guess we can just livestream WW2 games now because it might be related to something that might traumatize monsters!
Don't worry, you don't need to ACTUALLY say anything about monsters or their reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022136
Killing aliens, taking reverse engineering their tech, and injecting their DNA and shit into soldiers to defend the human race.

That and losing veterans which causes you to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022148
Delicious, and not mindbroken.
>>13022153
1996, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022141
>Still loves the baker girl he knew as a kid
You mean a crush he never quite got over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022131
Kephri is second best.
behind Pharaoh.

Anubis still a shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022153
Because,
a.) /jp/ is a slow board.
b.) There's a lot of people in this thread.
It happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022153

How the hell are you so new you don't know our record is like 4800 and change?

Unless you mean how fast, in which case I would say it's the weekend. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, so you want to traumatize MGs do ya? Well, look no further.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1vKT4JEcDc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022157
>Okay, so I guess we can just livestream WW2 games now because it might be related to something that might traumatize monsters!
>Don't worry, you don't need to ACTUALLY say anything about monsters or their reactions.
Smokescreen argument, you're exaggerating something and acting like you're not. I don't have to link it, because it was only 30 minutes ago, and VERY easy to find. I can't just jump in here and talk about RO if RO discussion is more than 2 hours old or not present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022159
not anymore, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022164
While I can agree with Khepris and Pharaohs, Anubis is definitely far from being "a shit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022170
Your post didn't mention anything to do with monstergirls.
It was off-topic, whether you want to admit it or not.
>Smokescreen argument
I'd say it's a pretty apt simile, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022157
>killing the wife

Short a few bulbs there are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022161
No, he loved her, she never reciprocated and didn't realize his feelings for her.

He accepted it would never be but couldn't forget her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022172
fight me, idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022118

>Be hunted by monsterfolk for no fucking reason other than "HE LOOKS DIFFERENT THEREFORE HE'S EVIL"
>Forced to become evil in order to survive
>NO ANON YOU ARE THE MONSTER

???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022168
sorry i don't post in containment threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022176
>>13022118
>execute the husbands and children in front of the women
>break your captives into obedient breeding sows
>not NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022176
>Not killing all females and fucking the guys into alphood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022175
It was off topic because it had to do with a recently discussed topic? Huh. I never knew that's how relevancy worked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022159
>pharaoh
>not mindbreak

>Thanks to the “Power of Kings” given to them by the former God, these girls inspire devilishly powerful charm and arousal in others and are able to mystically enforce their royal commands onto their subjects. No matter if human or monster, if one were to encounter a Pharaoh, you would spontaneously kneel and could not help but follow any orders that passed her lips. If a Pharaoh yelled an order at them, then even an Anubis or Sphinx who’ve given up their duties to spend time having sex with their husbands, would jump back to work, being especially diligent. Even a hero come to subdue her would abandon his mission and become her loving husband if she ordered it, the hero honoured to become her loving companion. Only a few individuals with their own god level powers are able to resist her and only then if the orders she gives are against their nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022180
You're doing it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022180

More like self-imposed quarantine. And here you are posting anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022184
That's like claiming I can talk about desert ecology with absolutely no relation onto how this would relate to monsters because we happen to be talking about girls that live in the desert.
Your post never mentioned monsters once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022185
Well I guess that is mindbreaky.
Better than addiction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022192
>Your post never mentioned monsters once.
It didn't need to, someone else did it for me here >>13021512

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022195
And your post came significantly after it and wasn't at all attached to it.
Congratulations, you were entirely off-topic. You can say anything you want but the truth is out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022179
They wanted to kill you, you broke their shit, what's not to understand.

>>13022182
Who the fuck is talking about NTR but you? You said >>13022157 "killing a man's wife"
You kill the husbands and turn the wives in sows, moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022158
Shut up, I don't want to remember all the guys I've lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022198
I don't need to type this post out again.
>>13022184

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022200
>You kill the husbands and turn the wives in sows, moron.
And... that's not NTR how?
NTR a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022202
Did you ever just look at the memorial and have a drink i their memory?

Did you give them backstorys and personalities, did you finish the fight for them and cry like a bitch at the end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022211
The heavy you get from the tutorial turned out to be my best psychic and the Sacrifice.
I'll admit I cried bitch tears when I thought about all the shit he went through just to die at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022211
The forecast didn't call for rain but here it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022193
>different methods
>same results

Anon, I...

>>13022205
Oh, I was rused. Cookie for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022216
>>13022215
>>13022211
Oooo goodie, we talked about traumatizing MGs with RO2, now let's do it with xcom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022180

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022238
>Anon, I...
See, it's different and the same. With one you're bound to her because your body will melt if you leave, and the other your mind.

In a way their the same, but at the very least I'm attracted to one of them, so that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022240
I think they would find it less disturbing if only because of the turn-based nature of the game, the distinctly horrifying threat, and the relative unrealness of it.

On the other hand they'd probably get very frustrated at the original at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022215
I had a Russian nicknamed Santa, Santa was support and always brought healing sprays to good Squadmates.

He was the sacrifice, the last present he gave was the hope of a future to the whole human race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022131
>Kephri is best desert girl!

You and I are friends now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022248
Still, there's some pretty interesting stuff going on with XALT.
I believe that the aliens invaded earth because they were scared shitless and needed soldiers.

So, you could kill both the aliens and XALT, keeping your humanity but possibly dooming yourself to destruction

Or you could collaborate, sacrifice your humanity and survive to tell the tale. Or sit in a stasis tank for the rest of eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022246
>but at the very least I'm attracted to one of them, so that's nice.

Implying you won't be should the opposite claim you.

>With one you're bound to her because your body will melt if you leave

Are you making a reference or should I pop by the wiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022250
I loved the nicknames in that game.
Of course, that's obviously a custom but even then that's pretty good.
The Sacrifice is always a good way to generate some sadness from people who have finished their first playthrough, though.


>>13022261
Yeah, but that's a lot more of a subtle horror than one that would make MGs cry bitch tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022264
>>With one you're bound to her because your body will melt if you leave
>Are you making a reference or should I pop by the wiki?
ApophisVenom.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022131
You're welcome to believe whatever you want about Khepri...

But ain't no way I'mma let you talk shit 'bout mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022281
Your waifu a poorly groomed shit.
Everything she is a werewolf does better except for be autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022278
It wasn't custom, he got it at random, it fit so well.

Another was a dude called warlock, he became a psi trooper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022290
Ah.
I got 'Frag' for three heavies in a row. I found that somewhat funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022131
Set is the new hotness
Sekhmet is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022280
Yeah, I'm not seeing anything about melting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022131
>>13022139
>>13022145
>>13022164
>>13022253
All wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022289
Them's fightin' words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022303
Aphophis an okay but still not very good
Yansnake is inferior to like half of the desert girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022302
I said venom stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022303
Grapeslut pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022303
Sorry Anon I just don't do purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022280
Why must you make shit up about a monstergirl you hate?
>>13022306
>Yansnake
The Apophis hasn't been written as yandere in some time now. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022295
Yeah, it's based of any big actions they do, blowing things up gets things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022312
because they do have venom dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022302
>>13022303

>TFW you will never have your Apophis waifu's mom do this to you to make sure you're right and randy to start fucking her grape flavored daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022308

>>13022246 Do you have Alzheimer's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022303
This man is absolutely correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022131
Anubis is love.
Anubis is life.
Lich is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022317
>With one you're bound to her because your body will melt if you leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022337
A pile of stinky shit is superior to jackalslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022338
>>13022330

Hey anon
Do you know what a joke is?

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, I have trouble seeing the Anubis appeal.

My favorite of the Egyptian Gods, yet I can't get behind the MG equivalent. At the risk of generalizing, it's probably cause I'm turned off by it's controlling nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022340
>People hating so actively on Anubis
Listen, I'm personally a slut for lamias, but hey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022346
>merely pretending

Suuuure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022351
>Being this dumb
Holy shit man
I feel sorry for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022349
You can just disobey her and she'll curse you with pleasure. Or, you can do all she tells you in the most expedient manner and make her confused. Either way, you win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022350
It may be a reaction to the constant 'anubis is my waifu' posts that happen whenever any sort of post even vaguely connected to it.
Sort of like the shitstorm surrounding ushi-oni, it's a few people pushing it hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022354
Sure, anon. Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022349
I think people like the fluffy jackal part of anubis, not the bossiness. I would bet most anons who like anubis consider her bossiness not to be actual bossiness but the moe "I-It's not like I wanted you to do this for me!"

They are pretty controlling, true, but I would bet that's either dismissed or turned into a sexual sort of controlling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022337
I disagree with the spoiler, but you do have good taste regardless.

>>13022349
Well, other than the fact that a few stories made me really like certain traits that could be applied to her, I personally always liked the controlling nature bit. I'm horrid at keeping myself on-task, so the thought of an attractive woman who'd get a sense of enjoyment out of pushing me along and keeping focused and on-track, rather appeals to me.

>>13022361
The fluffiness is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022359
What, have we finally reached the point of "People like it, so I'mma shit on it!"

I am so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022371
Would your tongue stick to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022349
I like to headcannon that anubis is the "strict but fair" kind of person. Headcannon, yes, but not bad headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022361
In that case, that could be another factor. As blasphemous as it sounds, I never was into tsunderes.
>>13022367
Interesting perspective. Sounds like something I could use myself.
>>13022375
I've come to see headcanon as a double-edged sword due to...recent events. Still, some ideas are indeed pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022359
Anubis is lovely but Hellhound stole my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022387
>blasphemous

Tsundere is always shit.

I don't care if there comes a quadruple chocolate barometz that poops gold. If she's tsun, I'd even take a Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022397
take a cyclops over her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022372
Well, they ARE a bit aggressive about 'MUH ANUBIS' but I personally don't have a problem with it. I'm used to shitstorms because everyone hates my waifu and there's a shitstorm about her when she comes up regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022405
Amazon? Ushi Oni? Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022397
>quadruple chocolate baromet
Chocolate isn't a fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022408
Amazon.

Though having Ushi as a waifu must be it's own particular brand of suffering.
'YOUR WAIFU A VIOLENT RAPIST THAT CAN NEVER LOVE', etc etc.
But at least they can have conversations other than about how shit she is. I never get that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022405
>Amazon? Ushi Oni? Succubus?
Not him, but I love all three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022412
Meant for:
>>13022408

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022409
>A cocoa pod (fruit) has a rough and leathery rind about 3 cm (1.2 in) thick (this varies with the origin and variety of pod). It is filled with sweet, mucilaginous pulp (called 'baba de cacao' in South America) enclosing 30 to 50 large seeds that are fairly soft and white to a pale lavender color. While seeds are usually white, they become violet or reddish brown during the drying process. The exception is rare[3] varieties of white cacao, in which the seeds remain white.[4][5] Historically, white cacao was cultivated by the Rama people of Nicaragua.[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022412
You have some serious shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022411
Different anon. To be fair, I can't hate them. I keep thinking of Wonder Woman, and that makes the hate go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022418
I thought you were referring to the candy variety of chocolate, not genuine cacao, my bad.
>>13022424
Do something about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022425
I just want to be held and taken care of by a large, beautiful woman without the bondage elements or the constant ceaseless rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022434
KCUC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022442
>KCUC
Oh, it's you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022425
>>13022435

>wonder woman
>anything but a cunt
>amazon
>anything but shit

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, remember the first time you craved fishtits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022447
No, it's someone else this time, though seeing that someone told the truth gives me hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022452
When I kept drawing Merrow in those random roulettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022435

Find a Hellhound that's into the less intense parts of femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022451
Here he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022452
I have never done such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022435
I want to get my apophis into MMOs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022451
>>13022412
See, it's this shit all the time.
Constant bitching about my waifu.

>>13022460
Ehhh.... That kind of violates the 'no constant, brutal rape' part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022461
If I was him, I'd have gone for amazon alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022451
>>13022454
You guys are the cancer killing /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022452
Yes, I do.
image related

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022469
That's alps, vanilla, and romancefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022478
>romance
>in any way bad
Yeah, yeah, whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022478
Alps are understandable, the other two are just things you don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022466
Preaching to the choir on that. I know that feel.

Ignore it all. At least you care about her. Hope she spins your way soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022480
It is when every story is some novel a 40 year old housewife would read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022478
>vanilla, romancefags
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022486
But our stories don't have cheating assholes, whores, mistresses, rich faggots or bad cover artwork...

[Anonymous No.]

Romance is shit. I hope you all get dragged off somewhere and raped so hard you won't be able to pee straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022491
That faggot Jawf's story did.

It feels like that story is the reason for the rampant NTR shitposting that's popped up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022492
These sure are some HOT OPINIONS you're dishing out here.
Everyone knows the romance comes in the AFTERMATH of the brutal rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022491
You only get the last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022486

You did this to yourself by encouraging:

> What's popular today? by Gauf
> Attention Whore Daily by Alpanon
> 50 Shades of Forced Feels by Bob
> /k/ommando fucks the murdercube by /k/
> Black Knight gets Edgier by OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022492
>Romance is shit
Get the Liches on the phone, we've got a man without a soul here for them to study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022497
>/k/ommando fucks the murdercube by /k/
>What's popular today? by Gauf
I don't see the problem with these, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022493
Eeeeh...guess so.

To be fair to the latter point though, he tried to portray the cheating as eating away at the adulterer's psyche, rather than just "lol ur waifu gots gangbenged by faceless fat dudes and luvs their dicks".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022492
>Romance is for pussies, which I am not.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022497
>What's popular today? by Gauf
Haven't finished.
> Attention Whore Daily by Alpanon
Don't like his shit.
> 50 Shades of Forced Feels by Bob
Dropped him when he went fag.
> /k/ommando fucks the murdercube by /k/
No idea.
> Black Knight gets Edgier by OP
See above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022504
Yeah.

But he still fucking did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022495
>I want to hold hands with a manticore
>I want to have sex in missionary blah blah
>I want to do x with a monstergirl under the rain
>I want to be swept off my feet by s dragon
>I want a wight to serenade me under the moonlight in x place where we first made love

And the list drags on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022519
>Implying fantasizing about any of these things is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022519
>>I want to be swept off my feet by a dragon
I fail to see how this is a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022519
Cry more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022507
>overloading a setting with runs on rape with romance is bullshit

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022519
What's the problem with those?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what would a MG do if her husband turned into an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022519
>I want to have fun in a fantasy world specifically designed to be fun
You're totally right, anybody who thinks that is a horrible person who is ruining these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

I did a thing.

Offshoot of History's Enthusiasts

http://pastebin.com/kwsTmaFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022527
>Don't like what I don't like.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022530
Get her a nice and loving husband.

Monstergirls are great wingwoman anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022530
Popular Opinion: They become a pair who seek out a husbando to share.

Unpopular Opinion: They become a pure love yuri pair.

REALLY UNPOPULAR OPINION: They become a yuri couple and buy potions from the Sabbath to turn them both into futanari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022519
>stop liking things I don't like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022544
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022527
>Implying proactive dating can't lead into romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022530
If he's her husband that means he likes girls. There's no way he becomes an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022530
That can't happen when a man is hitched to a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022544
Unpopular opinion-chan best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022532
>This was annoying. He had merely come here out of fascination however you'd come here in the interest of conquest.

Hah, irony.

>A collar around her neck with a skull strapped to the front that has hearts for eyes.
That's a cute accessory.

Nice setup, looking forward to more of both dudes spending time with the respective Anubis and Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022563
>not really unpopular opinion-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022507
>>13022526
>>13022531
>>13022535
See? There's no point in talking to you fags, because you claim "only what I like is good". Have I said at any time those things shouldn't be posted or something? No, I merely expressed frustration at them flooding the thread, and anything not remotely happy gets highjacked by sunshinefags, unusual relationships like father/daughter, which are part of the setting I might add, but because it's not /a/ brand incest, it's no good, and anyone wanting to take non moeblob MGs for a spin gets called edgy. To hell with you all.

>inb4 mad

Implying I don't do what I want anyhow.

I'm the guy who wrote the ushi oni getting shot to death. Come at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022571
Nobody cares, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022552
RAPE doesn't lead to romance, it takes fucking mamono mana, magic vaginas and god knows how many aphrodisiacs to make a guy stick around long enough to, stick around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022571
Whatever you say man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022571
Cry harder, Edgy-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022578
I think I beat you to that.

Captain moe and his "just let them rape you" fags sure seemed to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022571
>father/daughter,
People talk about that all the time.
>anyone wanting to take non moeblob MGs for a spin gets called edgy
People use pretty edgy MGs all the time, anon.


>>13022594
>Captain moe and his "just let them rape you" fags sure seemed to mind.
Eh.
I don't think anyone cares what you think other than you.

[Anonymous No.]

What are poses, situations, or whatever that Monster Girls aren't really drawn in, or drawn in often, that they should be? Do we need more naked aprons, sweaters, one piece swimsuits, Princess Carrying, etc. I'd like to know this for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

So, more stuff like, or similar to http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep?
ParkedBuggy is still kill ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons,

How tall is too tall for you?

Is your max a 12 foot jinko or smaller?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022571

>>>MGU

Though if recent logs are any indication you may like MGR better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022602
Please name five "edgy" MGs in the last three months.

It's not about what I think, but about what we see in these threads. Of course, you're gonna pretend to be retarded and act like what I've said isn't true. Suit yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022605
I want to see a reverse trap monster girl.
Like a Pharaoh dressed as a prince.

Hell a guy princess carrying an MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022612
Seven and a half is my line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022605
>naked aprons
Yes, at least 5 for every monster girl, besides you know which ones
>sweaters
Yes, especially for the more well endowed monster girls, minimum of 20 for Holstaurs
>one piece swimsuits
For some, others need a bikini, one a few sizes too small that just barley covers what its suppose to but allows full freedom of bounce
>princess carrying
We need at least one picture of a man princess carrying a monster girl for each species
These are my requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022605
A monstergirl glaring obsessively at her husband-to-be
A monstergirl looming over a man in the darkness
A monstergirl straddling a shota, looking down on him with loving, bedroom eyes

Displays of yandereness and possessiveness in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022612
12 foot is like, 3.5m? That would be my limit, yes.

>>13022605
I like the pics where they appear with their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022605
Monsters in business suits,monsters in a T-Shirt/Panties combo, Monsters enjoying their hobbies, monsters spying on naked humanboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022629
>shota
Eat shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022612
even 6,5 is pushing it a bit for me, you're gonna have to work REALLY hard to make me attracted to a 7+ girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022629
>shota

Now we just need a CC and we can perfect the generic spectrum for MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022612
Heavily depends on their personality. There's that one picture of an Oni whose like 9 feet tall but says she loves you so much she's willing to lay down to make it easier to have sex with her. 9 feet is fucking tall and is right at that border area of too tall for me but with a personality like that I'd love and impregnate her as much as I would a girl my own height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022641
>>13022636
I only mentioned it once in my entire post, stop getting your knickers in a knot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022636
>>13022641
>Hating one of the staples of Monster Girl shit
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022605
>Naked Aprons
Yes.
>Sweaters
Yes
>One Piece Swimsuits
Yes
>Princess Carrying
Yes

Also more pictures of MGs in bed waking up with messy hair and loose pajamas, stretching out and yawning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022619
Kumiho, Ushi-Oni, Rusalka, Apophis, and Oomukade.

Of course, you'll declare these non-edgy because you're looking to start a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022620
>Reverse Traps
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022620
>Reverse Trap

My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022647
>Also more pictures of MGs in bed waking up with messy hair and loose pajamas, stretching out and yawning.
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022605
Pictures where the dudes have definable facial features.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this Holstaurus talk
my penis is pleased

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022620
>Reverse trap
You sir, are getting some free drinks on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022662
Was a fun day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022627
>We need at least one picture of a man princess carrying a monster girl for each species
When I said Princess Carrying I meant the other way around. This is the way the Fallen God intended it to be, for the loving waifu to carry her husbando around. Truly this is the purest love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022647
>Also more pictures of MGs in bed waking up with messy hair and loose pajamas, stretching out and yawning.
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022650
>Apophis, Oomukade
I don't want to side with him, but explain to me how are these edgy.

>>13022670
While I don't have a problem with it , don't expect friendly replies from everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022662
Hell yeah man.
>>13022670
See I thought that's what you meant but I resisted the urge to say no or fuck no. Don't tempt me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022670
But what about the unbuff waifus? Do they get teased by onis and jinkos for having skeleton arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022677
Oomukade: Addictive poison. Do I need to post the usual Oomukade greentext?

Apophis: Hyper-yan hatred of all light. Also addictive venom.

[Anonymous No.]

The monster daughter of a king and former warrior has taken a liking to you.
Because of that, her level 898 father is demanding you marry her, or else he'll beat your level 28 ass.
Do you go through with it, and marry the cute girl? Or do you run very very far away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022673
>>13022668

All this good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022605
Good monstergirls and humans beating up bad monstergirls and humans.
>Good, loving couples v. Evil, loving couples

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022685
An edgy greentext doesn't make the monstergirl edgy.

>>13022686
What's her species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022686
She'll have to seduce me first. Or they could put a blade to my throat and lock me in her house,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022693
Your favorite one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022693
>An edgy greentext doesn't make the monstergirl edgy.
It does in threadcanon, which is what he was talking about.
If you want, substitute with Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022686
>What kind of monster are we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022680
I'm gonna dream about being Princess Carried by my Dragon Waifu and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022686
What species is->>13022696
Alright well whats her personality like? And what kingdom is it whats the state religion whats the politics of the realm? I need to know a lot of things before I become a possible future king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022686
Sure, why not
I'd rather make someone happy than make her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022646
>Staples

>Question 6: What would monster girl do if she find human orphan?
>"She will try to protect him or her, or even try to become mother. MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken, and children who are too young to have sex. However, when the boy grows enough, they may marry continuously. And some species of MGs may try to monsterize the girl."

>An aquatic type monster that inhabits watery areas like marshes and rivers throughout the land of Zipangu. Its form is very nearly human, but it has green skin and carries a round, dish-like object. It has a shell, and webbed feet allowing it to swim effortlessly.

>They are highly social and young kappa will enter human villages to end up befriending young boys, to eventually attempt to mate with them once they have come of age.

>Most of them are mischievous and have a strong willed personality, but most of them are not very violent. Kappa children often intermingle and play with human children. But don’t let yourself be fooled, they are monsters and as far as they are concerned, the children they meet are just future marks. Through their socialization with human children, they unconsciously decide who they will have for their future husband. Once they grow a certain amount, their lust suddenly swells up tremendously. They will go into heat and assault the man they targeted during childhood in an attempt to force intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022705
Oh yeah well I'm gonna dream about princess carrying my Holstaur waifu and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022696
Nigga if I can even choose my favourite girl I don't need to think too much about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022670
Don't you fucking use the name of the fallen god to promote your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022706
She's sweet and pure.
The kingdom is a snowy wonderland that's doing fairly well economically and is currently not on the verge of war with its neighbors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022715
If shes a hathor worshiper that may be difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022650
>Kumiho
Aunty Yuuna? The fuck was edgy about that?
>Ushi oni
Non stop talk about how gentle and good they are.
>Rusalka
Okay.
>Apophis
Missed it.
>Oomukade
That greentext is ancient. I said recent stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022720
So why would want to run away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022727
Her father looks like he could flick Armstrong's head off with no effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022720
Are there any looming threats to the kingdom or any of our neighbors? What types of natural resources do we have? And what is our army like?
>>13022721
Lots and lots of milk will make my bones strong. Also if you aren't strong enough to lift your waifu then fucking get strong so you can lift your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022610
>This paste has been removed!
The ranks of the dead are ever increasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022670
>>13022705

>princess carry

Are you ever gonna stop being a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022732
So as long as I don't make her cry and don't run the country into the ground I should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022705
>>13022715
>Anon is princess carrying his Holstaurus Waifu down the dirt road on a pleasant sunny afternoon
>She's a bit healthy, but Anon lifts for his waifu so it all works out
>Eventually paths merge and Anon meets a Dragon Girl princess carrying her own Anon
>He's a skeleton and she's a fucking 7 ft Dragon, so it all works out
>They all have a nice pleasant conversation together as the Anon and Dragon princess carry their respective lovers
>They find out that, despite the roles being reversed in their relationship dynamic, that the others are really nice and kind people
>They all have a nice time talking together while princess carrying until the path splits forcing the duos to part
>The two being carried wave goodbye to the other group as they walk farther apart from each other
>Later meet up every Sunday night because that's what friends do

And everything went better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022734
Hold on: http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep
I shouldn't have put that question mark at the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022722
>Kumiho
>Aunty Yuuna? The fuck was edgy about that?

This thread. Don't be ridiculous. They're usually talked up as horrifying beasts, and just this thread we were talking about how Kumiho were going to eat your liver. If you're going to set a time limit of 3 months, don't just look at one thread.

>Ushi-Oni
>Non stop talk about how gentle and good they are.
Actually outside of THIS PARTICULAR THREAD (once again) it's nothing but talk about how they're going to drag you off and rape you till your bones break.

>That greentext is ancient. I said recent stuff.
So you're only counting writefaggotry after you said it was about discussion?
Yeah, you're baiting. But here, I'll give you another: Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022698
>It does in threadcanon, which is what he was talking about

No I wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022738
>Being unnecessary
>Calling people faggots unwarranted
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022746
>>13022619
There you go.

Now shut the fuck up, I filled your query and you're just being intentionally thick because you want to start an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022733
None currently.
Trees, animal meat, enormous gold mines, ect.
The army is very very strong and well trained. No other force in the world can handle fights better than them, though there aren't as many of them as other countries. It's quality over quantity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022740
>You almost run the kingdom into the ground
>The former king starts flexing very angrily in front of you
>He tells you in you don't shape up he's going to be even more angry, and his loving wife or beautiful daughter won't be able to stop him
>He then walks away and casually makes a hole in the extremely thick castle walls that's shaped like him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022745
I said five edgy MGs in the last three months, either greentextx of stories.

>Hellhound

She took revenge on the people who raped her future husband, you could say the story was edgy, her actions in it, not so much.

And again, edgy, violent, MG's without conscience. If can't deliver, just admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022742
Bringing enemies together. Who knows maybe she's the dragon that protects the land our farm is situated on, we could all sit down over a nice glass of milk and talk about things.
>>13022752
So perfect girl, perfect country, perfect army? This seems very suspicious but I'm going with it anyway, worst case scenario I get an awesome covert adventure to save the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022750
>unwarranted
>I want to be a girl/treated like a girl
>unwarranted

If you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022742
If we could all just get along and learn to respect each other's tastes, in both relationship dynamics from sub to dom, and taste in waifus from Manticore to Holstaurus, than just maybe we could all find some friendship in our fellow Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022761
>either greentextx of stories.
You never said that.
You are moving the goalposts, and you will continue to move the goalposts. Have fun in your little upset circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022766
I'm just saying, causing unnecessary trouble, again, in the threads, is indeed unwarranted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022751
See >>13022761
And if you're not him, don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022770
Okay, turn tail and run.

[Anonymous No.]

A wizard appears in your room and offers to send you to a world full of lovely monstergirls to fuck and marry. But before he sends you there, he will cast an spell over you. Do you accept? If so, open the spoiler.

It's a curse, you will only be able to love, fuck and marry a random species that you won't know until you arrive to that world

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022776
Yep, because when I do provide them you'll decide that they're not 'edgy' enough: >>13022761
Bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022768
Yeah, most anons are pretty good folks.

Except me, I have problems with Hathor Milk.

Or, more accurately, giving it to monster girls.

Next target, dragon.

Because I have a death wish and no self control

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Dark Priest

This is spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Sea Bishop

I'm good.

Life is good.


Excuse me while I hire a charter boat and then jump in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022761
>demand edgy mgs
>'n-no wait i meant stories'
>'n-no wait i meant this specific kind of story'
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022787
You are a madman and I respect you and will secretly help you behind the scenes. Hathor bless you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022786
Not my fault you don't even know what edgy means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022768
I want to bury my face in Levia-san's abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Goblin
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Roper.
Eh, I'm an easy guy, and I don't have any negative feelings towards Ropers in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>arachnee silk
>the monster girl encyclopedia itself
>the fairy kingdom
>Amazoness
I don't know what is happening but I'm going with it and giving her Holstaur milk, it worked that one time and I'll make it work this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022797
I never demanded anything, I even made it easy and would have accepted either greentexts or writefagging characters. He couldn't deliver. And see >>13022801

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Eros
So I get a god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783

> Druella

W-Well he said species so...

> Matango

Fuck it. I'm becoming an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Parasite Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022806
Oh also I fucking hate all the censoring on the encyclopedia wiki. Its a fucking monster girl world why would you introduce censoring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022808
Ares help you if you cheat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022349
>Dormouse
Welp.
Deep dreams I guess.
At least she's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022815

Because they can't age-gate their content. That means they can't host anything NSFW whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022799
Hathor Bless you,

May you and your waifu endure a long and loving relationship.

Remember, milk and cuddling helps build strong bonds, and bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022813

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022787
Aren't you the Anon who messed with that poor Alp and turned him into a Healthy Jabberwock? Are you trying to make pic related or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022830
That is NOT health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Dwarf
Eh, why the fuck not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Merrow

How does this keep happening. It's always her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022830
I don't think Holstaur milk makes girls go into borderline obesity, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022830

Fuck off back to Tumblr, whaler chaser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022830


Maybe....

She'd be nice and soft, perfect for cuddling.

And head pats.

She loves her head pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022809
>didn't take Derualla
Fag.
>I'm becoming an alp
Guess I was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022837
It's probably pushing health

But it's still incredibly cuddly and nice.

>>13022848
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Jinko
Definitely not my first choice...but I don't think it'd be bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022830
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022826
It just makes my dick sad and me angry.
>>13022827
And you good sir, may you have much success in your journey to cure the world of unhealthiness and boney chests.
>>13022830
Though we are all known as the milkman we are many, wherever there hard women we will appear and exchange all liquids with milk. Some say we are evil, but most are too busy fucking and cuddling, the world will be healthy one day anon.
>>13022848
You be sure to impregnate her tenderly now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Wurm

Sure. I'd go. Who knows what this other world might hold. Maybe this Wurm will be an awesome person. Won't know until I meet them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Orc

Hey boys, check it out! I'm P'orcin' it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022861
>Impregnate

When she's ready anon.

Until then she will have to suffice with milk, head pats and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>thunderbird
Okay, guess i'm riding the lightning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022863
>You will never meet a gentle Wurm who loves you but has a complex similar to Edward Scissorhands, in that she doesn't want to hug you for fear that she might seriously injure you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Gazer
2creepy4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022872
You take that shit back.
You are going to love that nine-eyed girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>P'Orc

YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Ren Xiangmao
I love jinko the best, but this is very acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Lizardman
Kriffing paladins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022662
Does anyone here even draw smut? Where's some holst breastfeeding + handjob or other various positions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022901
There's Monorus but he doesn't do requests.
Does do commissions, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Dormouse
Suck it Nyanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022906
But only if you know him unfortunately.

I think .less draws smut, and commissions are always open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
Should the fact that I keep pulling Merrow be taken as a sign of some sort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13016494
Blue Dragons are evil FYI. Their nature is vain and territorial so if you swear loyalty and are of use to them they will guard you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022910
>Nyanon sneezes wherever he is

[Anonymous No.]

Sauce on this please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022913
>>13016494
>Anakin, the Blue Dragons are EVIL!
>Not from my perspective!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022870
The words combined with the image. It's too cute. My heart can't take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022913
They also breathe lightning.
However that works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022913
>Chromatics

I want to see them all.

I like my white dragons, even if they are a little primative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022928
>a little primitive
Until they reach age five hundred, they have below intelligence 6. They don't get sapience (int 3) until 100 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022919
www.fatassabdomens.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022928
I look forward to lewd, hedonistic Black Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022913
Needs more Gold Dragon.

Was always partial to Bronze, myself. Got me out of a few scrapes in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022931
Wurms in Dragon form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022928

Let's just go ahead and skip to where this is headed: Loli Tiamat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022941
I thought this was ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022941
>not ara-ara tiamat
She was around when the universe was made, anon.
She also fucks mortals in canon. Like, a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022941
>This moeverload
I can't take it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022946

You can still have ara ara and loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022913
>>13022928
>>13022938
>>13022939
Why just a different color of Dragon and not a Different breed entirely? One in chocolate, with big purple claws and multiple mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022951
Fine.
Elder woman, CC, MILF, whatever you want to call her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022939
>You will never have a Himedere Gold Dragon with twin-drill hair as your village's guardian.

It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022957
They're talking about D&D dragons.

I look forward to my terrifying, ancient-beyond-all-measure Dracoliches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022941
I used to have a non-chibi version of that toy as a kid. Took me years to realize it was a D&D toy, but I used to use it with my Willow playset.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, you know what they call Nightmares 40+ years old? Krugers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022961
Skeleton Dragon Girls are top tier.

inb4 'dat gap'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022970
*Horse Whinny*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022961
>Talking about Monster Girls that don't even have profiles
Imagine a poor Wurm seeing this thread talk about Dragons and excitedly checking it only to find that out. She'd think you guys hated her so much you'd rather make up fictional dragons than dream of real ones.

Do you think Human Girls think that as well about us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
I rolled the entire demon army

I win
Fuck you Dark God!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022977
They look down on us because we're online instead of going out like normal people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022977
Who cares about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022977
>wurms
>not talked about all the time
Besides, we talk about Kumiho and stuff all the time. We're not EXCLUSIVELY MGE here, just heavily influenced by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022970
>>13022976
I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022957
>>13022961
I wasn't talking about D&D at least. Even in MGE, KC's teased he'll be doing a Chromatic Series for Dragons, possessing unique attributes, personalities, and elemental alignments.

>>13022973
But yes DracoLiches a top-tier.

>>13022977
>Spoiler
>If knows about and likes Monster Girls
>"Why don't they like my Monstergirlsona?!"
>If knows about and doesn't like Monster Girls
>"What a bunch of weird-ass losers."
>Normal People
>"What's a Monster Girl?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>Dark Angel
Sweet, eternal sex in Pandemonium. Sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022988
>all the time
Stop pushing kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022783
>werecat
welp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022983
I remember back in 2004.
>"Anon why are you on your computer all the time? Why are you talking to people on websites, get a life!"

And now
>"Anon why don't you have a facebook? Why aren't you talking and friending people, get a life!"

Fucking normie hypocrites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022998
I'm not the one talking about it.
Stop being mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022994
>Chromatics only
Metallics always get the shaft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022988
If you don't think we're mainly MGE you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023004
It's easy to understand. They change the rules intentionally so you can never understand. Even if you do like them (as in follow their example), they'd still look down on you. They jeer you for not being them, and they jeer you for trying to be like them. You just can't win.

But this is distracting us from the monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023016
Maybe he'll include metallics?

Who knows, all he's teased thus far are Black Dragons as the ultra-smutty, corruption-happy hedonists, and that one color would have lightning breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023019
Oh, we're mainly MGE.
This thread does use monsters that aren't part of MGE pretty frequently in writing and disccussion, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022452
Yes I do.

I'd totally bang zora princess from link between worlds too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023029
>Discussion
I guess, jersey devil and all that.
>writing
Um...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023047
Rusalka and Kumiho, all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022977
>spoiler

Can't think about what doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>Read Gauf's Jinko story

I'll be in my bunk..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023046
Kyaa~ I want to give goldfish-san a massage!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023050
>rusalka
One story
>kumiho
The Prometheus like one/aunty yuuna/a few greentexts making fun of their liver eating

I think you exaggerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023053
Do you want to see her writhing beneath you, anon?
Do you want to hear her moan around your dick while you fuck her into the floor?
Do you want to tell her she's a good kitty while you bite at her neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023046
Man Link Between worlds was so fucking fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023060
I would really like a Jinko to chuff at me encouragingly and dig her claws into everything around her while I fuck her senesless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023059
Rusalka is talked about an awful lot.
And now Kumiho are brought up whenever Kitsune are brought up.
Also, the different monsters from the Shadow of Mordor stories, etc.
Like I said they aren't COMMON per se but they each see a bit of mention usually once a thread or so.

>Prometheus like one
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022919
sauce please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023067
I'm sure she'd like that too, anon.
But would you rather be the hunter or the hunted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023068
>Rusalka is talked about an awful lot.
Could have fooled me.
>And now Kumiho are brought up whenever Kitsune are brought up.
Again, you exaggerate.
>Also, the different monsters from the Shadow of Mordor stories, etc.
Ghosts, elves, ocrs, skeletons, like the ones in MGE?

>spoiler

Some dude gets cursed with a kumiho that eats his liver everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023068
>He doesn't know the story of Prometheus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023081
>Again, you exaggerate.
Don't think so, but if you say so...
>Ghosts, elves, ocrs, skeletons, like the ones in MGE?
And you know, the giant cat beasts that aren't Jinko...


Since you seem to be rather argumentative, let me put this out here since I'm not going to rise to any more bait: MGE is not the only thing /mgt/ discusses/writes for. Sure, it's the vast majority, but it's not all of it.

>>13023085
I was wondering how it relates to Kumiho because I haven't seen the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023079
>There is no wrong answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to find a red dragon egg out on an adventure and raise her as my own daughter, teaching her right from wrong and how to fight against her instincts.

>She will never travel with me and my party for years, accompanying us on our adventures as I train her to fight and defend her self.

>I will never keep her away from all the battles I can, keeping her safe, even if I have to return to her worried face after each fight.

>One day the party and I will never climb an ancient tower to battle with a mad arch wizard who is threatening to destroy a town.

>She, now a young adult, will never petition the group to come with us as she's an adult now and can handle anything.

>I will never try and dissuade her but, through a combination of her stubborn pride and my party's insistence, relent on the promise that she leave if things turn grim.

>She will never give a snort of derision because she is, after all, a dragon. Not some human fighter like her dad.

>The battle will never be fierce, the wizard's strongest minions and constructs fighting us while he prepares to erase the town's very existence from time.

>My daughter will never catch a bolt of lightning from the wizard, falling to the floor, one eye burned away as she struggles to remain conscious.

>With a father's fury, I will never order the Dwarf Cleric and Elf sorcerer to take her from the tower, giving her a final goodbye before launching into a final charge.

>I will never cut down a steel golem and a horrible patchwork of abomination of scales, claws and fangs on my way to the arrogant wizard.

>He will never hammer me with bolts of force and twist the very fabric of reality itself to slow me.

>I will never shake them off with a mix of anger and battle honed willpower.

>I will never sunder his staff as the spell reaches its apex, unleashing the wild arcane energies about me.

>My daughter will never scream in despair the arcane energies consume me as I give her a last smile before vanishing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023096
>And you know, the giant cat beasts that aren't Jinko...

Ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, when did /jp/ get so fast?


What would encourage you to dick the succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023143
Board activity has sped up since it got moot's approval in his final broadcast.

...and nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023147
>...and nothing at all.
Absolutely nothing? Not even, say, wealth, power, a faithful and pure wife, and ensured good fortune?

Wait, moot approved of /jp/? The fourth shittiest board on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023143
>What would encourage you to dick the succubus?
The succubus herself isn't motivation enough? Well, she could always show me a negative and recent STI test and promise not to take my soul and/or mindbreak me, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023153
>faithful

Aaaand you just sank any chance at discussion other than "cuck cuck cuck! NTR! NTR!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023143
For her to not be absolutely boring and bottom tier.
So basically never ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023153
/jp/ was his favorite board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023153
I think I might have been a little vague. Meant to say that she wouldn't need to encourage the willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023160
>>13023162
The wife is the succubus. She's clean and newly spawned by succubus standards, so she's a virgin. She also loves you.


>>13023164
Never would have thought moot browsed /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023110
>Reality will never twist and turn as the wild magics throw me through time and space itself. My vision finally fading as I embrace death, content with the knowledge that my daughter is safe.

>I will never feel a cool wind as I awaken in the ruins of a crumbling tower, my armor blacked and cracked.

>I will never dumbly wander to the nearest town, drawing looks and whispers as I wander the unfamiliar streets.

>I will never stumble across an ancient statue that looks suspiciously like me, the engraving at its base proclaiming me the savior of the town.

>I will never ask around, garnering many a wary look as I ask what year it is.

>My heart will never drop as I hear that five hundred years have passed and that my party is little more than ancient history and whispered legends.

>I will never swallow my tears and take up my sword, returning to the life of the road as I begin my search.

>I will never find the descendents of my elf and dwarf companions, proving myself in a series of challanges and quests to get what I need.

>I will never travel to the far north to find a small village, wandering deep into the mountains as I hunt down their fabled protector.

>I will never find a cave in the tallest mountain, solid rock carved and moved by some great creature.

>I will never find a horde of gems and jewels at the center of the cave, although its owner is missing.

>As I pick through the horde, I will never see a faded old wood carving, my adventuring part of old inscribed on the crumbling wood.

>I will never hear an angry voice demand to know who I am, clawed feet scraping the floor as the stranger walks towards me.

>I will never turn to see my daughter, a full grown and beautiful woman, even if part of her is still scarred from the wizard.

>Her angry look will never turn from anger to confusion and then to shock before she wraps me in a powerful hug, crying as does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023169
>Spoiler
You're making it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023163
Well that's just rude, anon. After all, Matango, Devil Bugs, Queen Slimes, Amazoness, and Parasite Slimes exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023153
>Wait, moot approved of /jp/? The fourth shittiest board on 4chan?
He does it everytime because he knows it floods /jp/ with shitposters. He doesn't love /jp/.

>>13023169
>That one time moot made a post on /jp/ and everyone called him a cuck and faggot so hard he deleted the thread
That was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

There will be almost no smut in this
I'll be writing more for tomorrow, then I'll upload all of this to a pastebin.

1 of 2
--

"The flavor is very good, but it's way too light."

"That's because you drink to get drunk. Try savoring it for a change". I'd spent four weeks making that batch of beer for her, I wasn't going to have her talk shit.

"Watch that tone, little one," she growled at me. "Otherwise you'll regret it".

"You haven't ever hit me and I doubt you're going to start now. I'd flip you on your ass if you tried." I grinned, knowing it was probably true. All of those years of judo my parents had paid for weren't for nothing.
I continued. "I don't even know what your deal is; it's ten percent alcohol, which is more than enough for beer. I told you I was making beer, not vodka".

Elana's face lit up, which was a bad sign. "Oho, I didn't mean that I'd beat you. Natalya, show Alex what happens to children who talk back".

Oh gods, I'd done it now. I pushed her buttons too much, and now she's snapped.

Natalya, a smartly dressed wolfgirl with an eyepatch over her left eye and scars crisscrossing every trace of visible skin, turned to Elana and nodded. The wolfgirl slowly and methodically removed her coat,
removed her cufflinks, and rolled up the sleeves on her dress shirt.

Elana gave me a grim smile. My fate was sealed.

Natalya had been in the special forces for a number of years before Elana hired her, and she was a monster (pun intended) at hand-to-hand combat. Without fail she won every one of our sparring sessions.
She had me in a headlock in a flash and proceeded to give me the worst noogie of my life. Damn her, she was enjoying it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023169
>Clean
Excellent.
>Virgin
That's actually not a good thing in a succusl-
>Also loves you
Sold! She can learn to give the V later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023174
>Queen Slime
>Amazoness
Those are fighting words, succuslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023169
>by succubus standards

Do you enjoy shooting yourself in the foot or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023169
>Spoiler
I see. So you're a masochist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023181
>>13023183
I don't follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023182
>swimming in other men's jizz
>failed dyke pet owner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023183
That line obviously means that she's newly born or newly succubized. Look at the context.

>>13023182
>wanting to be one of twenty dudes to fuck your waifu
>wanting to be the husbando of a closet lesbian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023189
The worrying implication is that as she's "New", she may be satisfied and in love with you now, but as she grows and develops, her lust will inevitably build as well, and you may not be able to satisfy her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023189
I don't either. I'm the first post in that list and I don't understand what you're implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023171
>I will never release my sorrows, fears, and frustrations with her, sword clattering to the floor as i cry with her.

>We will never remain that way for hours, taking comfort in each other as we cry and apologize for all our transgressions. Real or imagined.

>I will never retire that day, living in her cave as she protects the village from bandits, raiders, and the occasional warlord.

>I will never watch her find a hero to marry, asking me for approval as she holds the bruised warrior before me.

>I will never give it and live a happy life as they give me lots of grand daughters to share tales with and help raise.

>After a long, happy life. I will never pass away in my sleep. A large and loving family surrounding me as I pass from this world to the next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023196
MAMONO MANA. Or at least that's the answer unless you intentionally headcanon yourself into being unable to satisfy her. It's cool if that's your thing, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023182
>forgetting amazoness belongs to the succubus family
>calls succuslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023196
Okay, I was hoping you would remember the whole DE thing but, guess what she will always love only you.
I have no idea how you got that, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023195
>That line obviously means that she's newly born or newly succubized. Look at the context.

Succubi live for thousands of years, so their "newly spawned" quite possibly isn't the same as a human would think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023200
>It's cool if that's your thing, too.
First off, no.
Second off, no.

First that is not my thing.
Second you're not supposed to encourage the presence of cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take a small sip of doppelganger potion, pull up a chair, and watch "yourself" bang your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023208
I don't see anything about that in their profile.
However, since you're so insistent in seeing the worst in her, She was a seventeen year old shut-in girl with a crush on you that succubized via demon realm exposure and has come to tempt you into dicking her. Technically speaking she's eighteen now, but she just had her birthday three days ago, so that's fine, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023214
There's not much fun if I'm not doing it, so no. I would totally high-five me to complete my own Eiffel tower, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023199
Cute story, I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023058
>Goldfish

...Koi Fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023214
Why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023215
Seeing as you used one of hg's girls, how was I supposed to know you were playing by MGE rules?

>spoiler

SHE'S ANCIENT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023214
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023177
WHOOPS
TOO MANY LETTERS
LOOKS LIKE THERE'LL BE A PART THREE
2/3

--
>>13023177


"Mercy, mercy! AAAHHHHH-" I gave my best death rattle and went limp, drawing laughter from the everyone present.

Natalya gave me one more noogie to drive it home and said "Shurik, no more lip from you. Yes?"

I nodded. Shurik was her pet name for me, Russian. A derivative of my given name, Alexander.

She let me out of the headlock and started rubbing my earlobes between her fingers. I didn't complain, it sort of felt nice.

Elana, the large oni I had been berating was none other than my "captor", currently the most powerful crime lord in the city.
We were in the kitchen, sampling the craft beer I'd made for her. There were a number of other employees of hers present,
hoping to have a taste. Elana and I had an interesting dynamic, to say the very least.

Five years ago I had been kidnapped and held hostage by them. My parents (who held their own criminal enterprise)
had been given a ransom. They refused, and said Elana was free to do what she pleased with me.
Elana was left with no other choice but to take me in, and I'd been with them since. Apparently they
had never intended to hurt me, regardless of how the negotiations went.

Surprisingly, none of them had made advances. Everyone in the organization thought of me as a little brother
of sorts, and no doubt Elana had made it clear I was off-limits. Truth be told, I was happier here than I had been with
my parents. They were always cold and distant, and what really hurt was that they made no effort to retrieve me.
Guess they figured my younger brother was better suited to inherit the family business.

Natalya's voice broke me from my train of thought, she had moved on to scratching behind my ears. So good.
"The ale is good, Shurik. I like the peach flavor. The boss is too used to hard liquor,
but I can tell that she's very happy you made it for her".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023214
Why do that when I can just dp her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023221
Glad you like it.

Initially thought about ending it with daughteru dicking but felt it would have been tacky and unfitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people worrying about being cucked by a succubus.
>Not her eating your soul.

I knew I wasn't around Harvard graduates but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023225
C-come on! Just because it took her so long to work up the courage doesn't mean you should taunt her in that way! She knows she's old and lame!
But could you please give her the dick as a favor to a lovestruck girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023235
What part of 'MGE' rules did you miss? She ain't eatin' no part of your soul, unless your soul is your nickname for your dick, in which case she's gonna take all of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023233
Because that was the question.

>>13023236
Sorry, vanilla succubi scare the crap out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

last time I was in these threads they were beginning to be cancer over in /a/, what the hell happened guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023248
Eh, pretty much just an /a/ thread with more shitposting and much, much longer before we fall off.

Also we only talk about MGE now because that's why we were kicked off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023248
Slow board, high post rate thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023248
>2376

Scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023248
>He thinks this is a lot
Oh you've missed roughly twenty years, my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023248
I don't get it, what's surprising here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023248
this is nothing
usually we go over 3k and near 4k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023235
I totally specified that in my first post. I should be good so long as she doesn't do some contractual bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023259
>Near 4k
We've hit 4k at least once or twice now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023259
>near

Our record is 4800 plus posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023264
>>13023265
yeah, thats why i said 'usually'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023262
But, you didn't. There are two of you?

>>13023143

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023229
PART 3

--

"I am happy. I'm pretty impressed you managed it, great quality. Not something I'd expect from a fifteen year old".

Elana frowned and added "Don't think I'll let you drink whenever you please, though. You're limited to two glasses a week".

Damn.

--

More to come tomorrow night.
Thoughts, criticisms, plot-holes, full mash vs. extract?

[Anonymous No.]

Werewolfus without pantsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023248
>>13023252

is bobanon and .less still a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023272
No no, the first post I made in that chain. >>13023160. MY first post, not the first post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023269
>over 3k and NEAR 4k

As if we haven't reached that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023275
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023206
It's called deliberate paranoia.
I did actually forget about the whole "Addicted to your MANA" thing for a minute there, sorry...

>>13023234
You thought right.

>>13023214
I'm with the anons who said they'd just DP her. But no I'd rather not a Doppelganger potion in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023272
We're running by MGE rules. For people so quick to cling to MGE, you're quick to forget it's rules.
>>13023277
Don't fucking talk about bob.
Less is usually okay when he's not sucking bob's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023277
>bob
We still hate his guts if that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023277
Depends.

Do they still post? yes

Are there fracases of varying size when this happens? Also yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023248
Git gud newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023277
Bob's still alive. .Less is climbing his way to based status
Slowly, but he's getting there. Kid's improved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023293
>>13023294
>>13023296
>>13023299

are people still mad about the cop out ending for cheshire daughteru or did he fuck something else up, last I read from him was the ending to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023307
Bob has fucked everything up forever and just fucked out of the threads.

HE BROUGHT THE SHITSTORMS UPON US

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023299
He's been based to me for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023277
Sadly yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023311
I want to scratch her behind the ears as she cooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023307
How long have you been gone that you know bob, but you don't know what he did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023309

Only because you're all over dramatic faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023307
Christ anon, how long have you been away from these threads. You're talking about 14th century history here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023321
Bob pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023320
>>13023322

I fucked off them a few months before they moved over to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023321
>>13023307

Oh, it was bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023320
what did he do? are people still really butthurt over futacat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023319
You get me.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone, it's just bait! Why do people keep falling for this shit? Has ANYTHING GOOD ever happened when we talk about bob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023332

wait what?

what'd he do to futacat?

guys

pls tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023332
From what I've seen on the sidelines (Quit after futa cat for obvious reasons) it seems that his story with laska, which was initially promised as a healing story, had a bit of a botched ending.

There's a lot of bad blood, although he is doing a rewrite of laska I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023337
Then we are brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

the ending was kind of like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023365
>Burn it and let it swim
Yep, that was bile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023365
>Mara

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023321
Bollocks, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023345
Huh, so that's what it was. The vitriolic posts I've seen about him made it seem like it he'd done something unforgivable.

Really, guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023325

Not Bob, I haven't even read his stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023381
Gee mysterious stranger, you totally changed my mind about the whole thing.

Seriously though, try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023381
Nice try, bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023393
>>13023388
not bob, bitchboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023396
Careful now, you don't want to overplay your hand.

[bob No.]

>>13023402
Not Bob, sweat to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023406
>Sweat
I can smell it from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023412
well I guess if chief god smelled it he's not bob.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxCqdJoo69s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023365
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023462
That's a pretty spooky cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023365
it was more like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023462
>Those eyes
Spoopy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023462
>Those eyes
There is no fearboner, just fear
RAW FEAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023462
Dose are some big ol' ears

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone,

Don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023499
Y'all know the drill, post Himezumi doing cute things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023499
Alright Anon. Good night
Get the torches

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023506
I got the kerosene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023506
>>13023504
And then anon returned to find a group of bashful looking Himezumi, Salamanders, and dragons surrounding the ashes of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023506
I feel like being cheeky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023514
Oh Australia and/or England.

>>13023513
The lucha match between the salamander and a Himezumi was too much for the thread to handle.
I still hold the desire to interrupt their match by dunking them in ice cold water.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to put a kuudere vampire in a position where she either loses me to another monster or she has to reveal her feelings for me. is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023527
You're a cruel tyrant, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023527
A little, but it gets her to confess.

Which is good, otherwise she loses you and turns into a mind broken wreck eternally looking for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023527
So a headlock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023527
Well...I mean, I guess. Gotta beat the tsundere somehow.

>>13023533
That was a good story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023544
Remember, don't be a tsun without any dere.

Otherwise you may loose your guy.

I want a dragon to tearfully confess to me because she thinks I'm going to leave her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023550
>spoiler
I've heard crazier things.

I'd be lying if I said it didn't sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023556
Tearful/Desparate confessions are best especially when the don't get turned down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023576
But don't you want to bully them by rejecting them at first and then accepting moments later to their tears of joy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023595
Only if it's the "I can't do it until X" ones

Most of my bullying is tender, loving, and milk based

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023595
>>13023605
I only like those when it's something simple, easy and cute like "Let me give you a kiss."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023605
Milkman pls. Never stop, I wont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023652
I never will anon.

I only slow for sleep.

And cuddling.


Fight the good fight anon, I'm hitting it

Gonna get me a nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023661
>Nightmare
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following:

The evil P'Orcs of totally-not-Mordor keep Holsts as prisoners to obtain their milk and gain more plump.

[Anonymous No.]

Nightmare healing suicidal anon that bottles everything up when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023652
>milkmen
Don't joke about those fuckers.
You think they're just bringing you nice cold milk, only to find out they're fucking your wife. Sure, you don't have to go to the store anymore, but that's the price for convenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023673
And then there's going to be like seven Banes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023672
Mmm! That's promising. What other MGs can read minds, or would be good at healing?

I'm still a little bitter that ELH never finished the healing sandworm story. I was liking where that was going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023672
Wasn't there something like that with a Veteran?

Aren't we still waiting for more of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023676
>Holsts in Bane masks beating up a Milknan-Holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023685
>You should have left our husbands alone Miss Milknan-Holst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023672
Is there any Nightmare writefaggotry yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023661
>nightmare
>healthy even in your dreams
Only problem would be finding her while she's awake to give her the M.
>>13023673
>Don't joke about those fuckers.
Anon I think you miss understand, for I was born in the milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023706
>born in the milk
You did not see the skinny until you were a grown man, when it merely disgusted you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023689
>A Holst being a good wife is her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13022870
This is such an underrated idea and I hate there's no writefaggotry of it. We need more monster Girls that fear that their Monster Parts, be it strength, claws, or what will harm the husbando they love. I think there's so much potential in the idea. Like a big tough Dragon Girl who falls in love with a small frail human boy and frets that she'll hurt her treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023692
Let's see...there's the aforementioned greentext about a Nightmare helping heal a friend who's a veteran and getting broken herself in the process.

And then Average did a short spin-off of his "A Familiar Friend" story. Unfortunately, it features only frontgina-a-shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023722
>Like a big tough Dragon Girl who falls in love with a small frail human boy and frets that she'll hurt her treasure.
I want this.
So bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023731
You'll get it, I promise you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023735
Truly anon, truly?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023740
Why yes, it's been a project of mine for quite some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023726
>Unfortunately, it features only frontgina-a-shit.
Terrible, but I suppose something is better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023743
Wonderful, can't wait to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023222
Could some one link this guy's blog to me, please I forgot to bookmark it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023746
You'll have to wait though. Other stuff to do first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023757
Alright anon, I'll try to be patient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023759
If it makes you feel any better, it's a Wurm I'm working on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Who else wants to have their face buried in the bosom of a lamia/medusa as you're squeezed dry by her snake pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023765
I want that with almost every girl I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023762
Wurms are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023770
Even when they're trying to outsmart you in an argument?
Even when they're actually winning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023765
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023772
I can think of no reason why that's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023777
Then you may or may not be happy about the finished product.

[Anonymous No.]

egypt girls a shit
where's the none option on the poll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023772
All you have to do to win any argument with a monster girl is take out your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023786
I know you are, but what am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023784
>pharaoh in 3rd place
Well, who the fuck saw that coming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023784
>"Look mommy! I'm pissing of people who like what I don't like!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023765
Medusa are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023788
Something that's not going to get the dick tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023798
True, true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023791
They're the only thing that's getting mentioned lately, can we move on to something else now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023804
>the only thing
You're a fucking idiot, ain't ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023804
>one entire day
>all that's been mentioned lately
>ignoring absolutely everything else in the thread
People will like what they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023789
It is quite an upset, given how often you hear "Not a Monster Girl, just a brown girl with a snake!"

At the very least, I thought Girtablilu would be more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023819
I like Girtablilu.
I just like other monster girls more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023819
>how often
that's implying that people talk about Pharaoh at all, honestly.
It's a fairly recent topic.
>At the very least, I thought Girtablilu would be more popular.
I know. Sandworm and Pharaoh, and even sphinx -- who the fuck remembers sphinx? -- are ahead of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023825
Sandworm is love, Sandworm is life. Go to your nearest desert and call out to Shai-Hulud today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023820
>>13023825
>Girtablilu hanging herself.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023825
I voted for sphinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023825
I think the first time I've heard about Sphinx in forever is when one came up in that History Club story, and almost tried to snag the guy from the Anubis...

>>13023830
Chowder pls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023835
Riddle me this: why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023828
She's already my waifu.
I wish I could be held by her every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023840
Not him, but Sphinx-chan is the miracle of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023840
I like cats. Khepri would have gotten my vote otherwise.
Besides, the goddess of love in egypt is also the god of cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023838
>Chowder pls no
So much for blending in during work break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023828
No.

Vore worm a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023852
You a shit.
Sandworm is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023852
>Vore
Why would you even say such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023856
To me she's a shit, that's fine if you like her.

>>13023857
Because she eats you up and fucks you within her body.

That and I want to see her cry while hitting her outer shell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023863
>I want to make girls cry
You are not living your life correctly. You're not even a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023845
>You will never adventure with your trusty Sphinx packmule/companion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023863
But anon, don't you want to be eaten right up?
Shame on you, she's a lovely girl and doesn't deserve bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023851
Well whenever someone brings up killing a Girtablilu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023869
>bringing up Girtablilu in any way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023869
No, I only joke about making them commit suicide from depression and lack of popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023872
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IF YOU MENTION THOSE SCORPION SLUTS THEY'RE GOING TO FI

[Anonymous No.]

When travelling in the desert, beware of lewd snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023877
Which is precisely how I knew it was you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023864
No I think I'm living my life wonderfully, making girls cry when they deserve it is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023883
>when they deserve it
Nobody ever deserves that you fiend. You're just a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023880

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023883
>when they deserve it
>sandworms
>deserving it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023882
Guess I can't really hide from a man who loves Anubis and Dragon to a dangerous extent, can I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023890
>a man who loves Anubis and Dragon to a dangerous extent
How dangerous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023881
This is sage advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023883
You're a bully!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023890
H-How did you-?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023885
>>13023888
Sandworms are shit.

>>13023896
What are you gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023901
>being a tough guy on the internet
Wow, your dick so huge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023900
You have been absent from your AA meeting and have been seen going into dark alleys with various single Anubi and Dragons.
I've got to get back to work quickly before break ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023903
I know.

I just punched through the wall with how huge it is.
I'll stop now, but I do actually hate Sandworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023901
I don't need to do anything.
Your bad taste must be punishment enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023905
T-That doesn't answer how you knew who I was among a bunch of anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023905
>Backalley pawrubs.

How depraved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023907
Nobody wants to hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023901
I'm going to call you a jerk and hope that you become a nicer person.