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I know all of us want to move to gensokyo. But what would we do there? I mean we can be living NEET lifestyles in a rural backwater with no internet access and all that. We'd have to support ourselves too.

Pic related, farming seems attractive

>> No.1303504

Study magic until I become a magician youkai. Then go do stuff.

>> No.1303497

Farming. Eventually ask Rinnosuke or maybe one of the more able-youkai if they could hook me up with the internet. Get killed for interrupting them.

End.

>> No.1303498

I'd fly into the sky and shoot stuff at other flying people and fairies in the sky.

>> No.1303499

We can fuck the single 40+-year-old housewives and mooch off their money and hospitality.

>> No.1303500

I'd do puppet shows for the kids.

>> No.1303515

I'd eat at the girls' places every day... until they kill me.

>> No.1303522

I'd tease Youmu.

>> No.1303524

>>1303499
>gensokyo
>We can fuck the single 40+-year-old housewives and mooch off their money and hospitality.

wat

>> No.1303532

>>1303524

All the males would hopefully have been eaten by youkai, leaving households filled with young lolis needing a male figure and widows needing hot dickings to stay sane.

>> No.1303548

>>1303532
But only criminals go to Gensokyo!

>> No.1303553

>>1303548

Gensokyo is Australia now? Throw another human on the barbie, mate?

>> No.1303583

>>1303548
Sorry, where'd this come from?

>> No.1303587

>>1303553
.... It all makes sense now.

>> No.1303598

>>1303583
Why, the peer-reviewed Touhou wikiwiki of course!
> Gensokyo is populated mainly by youkai, but a decent human and rabbit population lives there as well. Some of its inhabitants went there to hide, to escape, to find shelter when no one and nowhere else would accept them. Many of them just like the natural darkness.

>> No.1303610

>Some of its inhabitants went there to hide, to escape, to find shelter when no one and nowhere else would accept them
>Some of its inhabitants went there ... when no one and nowhere else would accept them
>no one ... would accept them

That's not criminals! That's us!

>> No.1303636

Do you think, if I approached Chen, I could get her to convince Ran to let me stay with them? I get along pretty well with cats, so she might not eat me and leave my guts and hands at the foot of Yukari's bed.

>> No.1303653

>>1303636

Doubtful. Ran seems to be really overprotective. She'd probably want to castrate you first.

>> No.1303659

>>1303653
Eh, not like I'm using'em.

>> No.1303691

>>1303653
Ran's the smart one, after all. She'd certainly do that.

>> No.1303711

NOBODY DIES IN GENSOKYO

NOBODY
DIES
IN
GENSOKYO

NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY
DIES DIES DIES
IN IN IN
GENSOKYO GENSOKYO GENSOKYO

>> No.1303712

If you become Chen's shikigami you can just tell Chen if Ran is pushing you around.

>> No.1303714

>>1303711
Not when Reimu's around, at least. She's like an anti-detective, instead of people being killed around her, nobody dies around her!

>> No.1303715

And I'm ok with this, fuck! Is it so wrong to want to be the familiar of an irresponsible loli cat monster who's the familiar of a familiar?

>> No.1303718

I'd go fishing and grow vegetables in my garden.

>> No.1303719

I'll introduce a free-market economic system in gensokyo

>> No.1303720

Idiots. Why would you want to go to a place with no internet?

>> No.1303721

unrelated question: there aren't any oceans in gensokyo, are there?

>> No.1303729
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>>1303721
there is a lake, at least.

>> No.1303732

>>1303721
No, I don't think so. There are lakes and streams, though.

>> No.1303734

Can't move to Gensokyo unless you have a 3.0 gpa and are at least in your 3rd year of College.

>> No.1303735

Wait, I don't speak moon. I'd be fucked!

>> No.1303740

>>1303729
Why is Aya a Jew?

>> No.1303743

Do you think Yukari would take me as her shikigami?

>> No.1303746
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>>1303740
dunno, lol

>> No.1303761

>>1303734
I'm top of my class for 4 years straight. Do I qualify?

>> No.1303762
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>>1303743
She already has one. Why can't you aim lower, like I have?

Then I can murder you to prove my worth.

>> No.1303772

>>1303719
But Gensokyo already has free market economy.

>> No.1303781
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1303781

Pathetic morons. To even think you could get as high as to become a Youkai's shikigami is just hilarious. The best you could achieve after arriving to Gensokyo would be being thrown in a Yukkuri farm and fight with living manju for leftovers, only to be eaten later by some nameless youkai.
That's right, anon. That's where you belong. In a Yukkuri farm.

>> No.1303796

>>1303781
Not canon.

>> No.1303811

>>1303781
Totally cannon.

And I'll die aiming for tits and tails before I live with yukkuris!

>> No.1303833

>>1303772
I'll set up the Gensokyo Exchange

>> No.1303836

>>1303762
You can try...


I hope you enjoy dieing alot.

>> No.1303838

>>1303833
what could one invest in?

the logging industry? fishing? farming? mining?

we would need a bunch of people to get a real economy going here.

>> No.1303844

>>1303636
Chen would attack and nearly kill you. End

>> No.1303840

>>1303781
Not canon, and you hate yourself too much.

>> No.1303855

>>1303844
why nearly?

>> No.1303857

>>1303844
>Human friendship level: Normal

>> No.1303863

>>1303719
Enjoy your anarchy.
>>1303811
Shut up, it isn't.

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1303867

Jesus, I've been keeping up this "I'd quest to worm my way into the Yakumo family" thing for an hour and a half! The sun has come up!

>> No.1303872

>>1303855
see
>>1303857

She attacks humans for fun. I doubt she eats them.

>> No.1303927

I like dolls. Alice does, too!
I like Marisa. Alive does, too!
Thus, they spent the rest of their days in the Forest of Magic.

>> No.1303928

I like dolls. Alice does, too!
I like Marisa. Alice does, too!
Thus, they spent the rest of their days in the Forest of Magic.

>> No.1304045

>>1303497
Internet access + Alice +Volks website + your credit card = PROFIT

>> No.1304089

>>1304045
I don't think anyone accepts Gensokyan dollars.

>> No.1304092

Since no anonymous has ever claimed to be posting from Gensokyo we must assume that all anonymouses who get transported to Gensokyo are eaten by Yukari.

>> No.1304100

>>1304092
Im there and im posting now, therefor you are wrong.

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>>1304089
>Gensokyan dollars
You mean Gensokyen?

>> No.1304110

>>1304100
OK, how are you hooked up to the Internet, Mike? Yukari would only set you up if you had something in return. No one else would be able to do it.

BTW say hi to Kourin for me.

>> No.1304117

>>1304110
Well, all i know is that all internet is routed from Ran, also i get it because i give hot dickings.

and ill say hi for you.

>> No.1304116

>>1304103
that was just awful.

>> No.1304121

>>1304103

I am speechless

>> No.1304125

>>1304117
Has Ran proven whether P = NP yet? If so, what's the answer?

>> No.1304127

Gensokyo has no Internet. ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

>> No.1304131

>But what would we do there
Go to Kaguya's house.

>> No.1304133

>>1304125
i don't think she has come to an answer, that or i just forgot.

>> No.1304138

>>1304133
Well, it's important. She's supposed to have godly math skills so I figure if anyone can figure it out it's her. So go ask her and find out. I will give you 20 Gensokyen.

>> No.1304141

>>1304138

What happens if it's a third axiom?

>> No.1304144

>>1304138
ill do it later on if i don't forget.

>> No.1304145

>>1304141
From this question, I can infer that you don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.1304151

>>1304144
OK, thanks. Because y'know I can win like a bajillion dollars if I have the answer to this unsolved problem. I'll share it with you and Ran when I win. I'll even give you my share if you can take me with you to Gensokyo.

>> No.1304163

>>1304151
ill see what i can do, but you may want to stay there as there is no currency conversion from USD to Gensokyen

>> No.1304167

>>1304163
So what I'll do is I'll convert the bajillion dollars in useful assets, and forget about those assets so they wind up in Kourindou for you to pick up. That's how we'll exchange goods.

It's the perfect plan!

>> No.1304169

>>1304145

Nah man, think about it
Like the chinese room, but with a rigged computer instead

>> No.1304174

>>1304169
Rigged how? How does the Chinese room experiment even fit into this situation? Ran is sentient... What?

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>>1304167
whatever you think is best.

>> No.1304179

>>1304175
So what assets should I forget away to you?

>> No.1304180

>>1304174

That's the wild idea man, She's a computer right? But she's sentient!

Think about it, a turning machine, but not! Problem solved!

I'm off to be rich!

>> No.1304184

>>1304179
I really don't care, i really have no need for them here with all the hot dickings i give and shit, just waiting for the day they kill me for some reason, and on that day i will be the most happy i have ever been.

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