Monster Girl Thread

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One fine fresh fish for you!

Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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Janitor, please delete this thread. If it's the same troll faggot as last time, could he be banned?

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>>13074516
What's wrong with this thread?

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>>13074516
>implying anyone gets banned
Just don't reply and use filters

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Old thread's dead, time to use this one.

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>kangaroo girls

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surprised it's still up
>inb4 somebody makes another one

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Daughterus are for hugs and kisses and raspberries on their bellies
Not Dicking

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>tfw when kitsoviet is dead
>tfw we will never see the only scylla story we have finished

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>>13081028
This is merely a hypothesis, obviously we need to dick more daughterus and further the research data.

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>>13081028
I'd love to have a Manticore daughter so I could pet her mane without having to worry about being drugged and raped.

Adoption is a wonderful thing.

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remove murderfish

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>>13081028
>Adopted mg motheru is vagging you
>All the sudden she raspberries your belly
Do you lose your boner?

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>>13081046
I don't if she raspberries the head of my dick. I bet that would feel quite nice.

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I heard mouse girls are a thing now

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>>13081042
add cbtelf

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>>13081055
Why is she eating a raw sweet potato?

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>>13081042
Get rid of the murder, and murderfish will be alright.

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>>13081046
I feel like I just read something like that

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Wurms are the best.

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>>13081072
No.

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>>13081075
Yes.

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>>13081058
I boil them and eat the skin.

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The new hotness.

>Kenkou's notes:
Continuing from last time's musician-san, this time it's “apsara”, water elementals, or rather milk elementals, who are dancers that revere the goddess of love.

No matter how you slice it, it's obvious that they have the same mode of life as a succubus, but the Order treats them differently than other monsters. Somehow the society of the gods isn't that simple, and it appears there are various issues.

>Extra online info
>Eros

“The Goddess of Love 'Eros'”

She's a mid-rank deity that governs love, and her position is neutral.

She highly regards the love of humans and monsters, and believes it to be a beautiful thing.
She's the deity that blesses opposite sex couples who are in love with each other and promises them eternal love.

But, it is said she is also strict with those who betray love, and she sometimes punishes those who were unfaithful to their lovers in certain ways such as by cursing them so that “they will no longer be loved by anyone.”

She strongly sympathizes with monsters who are overflowing with love for human men, and she often gives monsters her divine protection. Because of that doctrine, she has many followers, whether human or monster.

She dispatches her angel underlings to become the wives of men who have accumulated good deeds, and give them love and pleasure. The monster followers of Eros sometimes also tempt heroes and saints under the pretense of it being an ordeal. Not only does she have many monster followers, often her behavior is very close to that of a monster.

However, although the Order is suspicious, they do not treat it as heresy, and the religion is approved even under the forces of the Order.

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>>13081081
>Amrita

“Elixir of perennial youth and beauty, 'amrita'”

The elixir the goddess of love was ordered to create by the higher rank gods.

It is said that the goddess created it by churning her mana with various other manas in one part of the ocean, and the apsaras were also born as a byproduct of that stage of production.

The effect it has is to grant those who drink it eternal youth and beauty, and allow them to maintain the strength they had in the prime of life. The milk the apsaras are clad in is similar to it, but it isn't as powerful as real amrita.

However, it is distorted due to mamono mana, and it will maintain the youth and beauty of those who drink it, along with granting them youthful vigor, and the voracious lust of “the prime of life” from the age when they were most easily excitable.

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>>13081081
What is this shit, she doesn't even have cat-ears.
"Girl that likes dancing" does not qualify as monstergirl

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>>13081081
>>13081087
Eros sounds pretty likable based on what we know about her.

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>>13081088

You're not wrong but she's one of the only two Monstergirls allowed for the Order folks.

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>>13081088
She has fish-fin ears.

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>>13081088
Technically, she's got the fish fins.

Point still stands, though.

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>>13081079
Sweet potatos should be cut up without the skin then baked with marshmallows on top.

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>>13081088
well, her limbs are also made of magic milk...

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>>13081088
She has fin-ears, Anon.

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>>13081101
>marshmallows on top
Heathen
walnut crust

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>>13081111
Walnuts are nasty. You're the heathen.

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>>13081101
>>13081111
>>13081113
Sweet potatoes in general are nasty.

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>>13081113
>Walnuts are nasty
I bet you like coke, too

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>>13081124
I will never go to your Thanksgiving Dinner.

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>>13081081
> a titty monster who's in charge of magical life-giving milk
> OHBOYOHBOY
> she doesn't breastfeed it you
The fact that such high-octane boner-fuel was so recklessly squandered cuts worse than if the prospect had never been there at all

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>>13081126
I try not to drink soda. I drink beer instead.

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>>13081136
>implying all monstergirls aren't capable of breastfeeding
Knead those titties long enough and she'll start producing some magical life giving milk

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cutest monster girl

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>>13081152
Don't spank the mermaid, mate.

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>>13081152
Oh dear, is she going to hop towards me at a pitiful speed? I'm terrified.

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>>13042021
Maid Type: Jabberwock
Name: Mindy
Personality: Strongwilled, seductive
Notes: Prefers alternative maid outfits

Mindy joined the MGC Maid Central after finishing her integration coarse when migrating from Wonderland to MGC at the age of 19. Mindy succesfully passed her final maid exam at the age of 26 and has since been active in various events for MGC Maid Central attempting to further pick up the culture of her new home.

Mindy as a maid has an above average performance. By using her extra mouths as aid, Mindy succesfully manages to increase her productivity and perform her given duties faster than the average non-Kikimora maid. It is to be noted however that any alternative methods given to her, are always refused or ignored.

Mindy often takes initiative to provide various services for her Master. It is to be noted that Mindy will often provide these services such as a backrub or a massage, even if her Master were to decline.

Mindy is reported to enjoy teasing her Master in various ways. Such as giving "playful" comments when in the same room as her Master. She is also noted to be far more clumsy when her Master is in the same room. She is noted to often drop objects in front of her Master, slowly ducking to pick said object back up.

When not performing any tasks, Mindy enjoys designing various different types of clothing, with a strong focus on maid attire. Mindy has stated that she found the most effective way to rate her outfits, by wearing said outfit in front of her Master and to gauge his response. It to be noted that these maid outfits rarely fit with MGC Maid Centrals dresscode.
Mindy otherwise enjoys exploring MGC and visiting the surrounding countryside. Mindy has displayed interrest in doing this together with her future Master.

MGC Maid Central recommends Mindy to a Master who enjoys a fast working maid and does not mind his maid having a more seductive nature.

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>>13081152
I dunno. I find her a little stiff.

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>>13080248

>Jinko.
>Very calmly keeps sipping her coffee, a perfect mask of unbroken calm on her face.
>Closes her eyes.
>Takes a deep breath.
>Counts down from ten.
>Opens them again.
>Picks up her phone and makes a call to a friend.
>You of course, know none of this is happening.
>You do, however, notice the missing person posters that start popping up around the city while you're at work one day.
>You don't exactly stare long enough to read them, though; just looking at that face is enough to turn your blood cold.
>Besides, you have other things to think about.
>Your boss says you need a vacation.
>Your wife agrees.
>Also, by some weird convenient fluke, she apparently won on all-expenses-paid trip for two to Costa Rica.
>A trip which lasts precisely as long as your boss told you to take off.
>You swear, those two fuzzy Russians are up to something...

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>>13081136
>Implying she couldn't if you asked
Do you really need everything and anything spelled out to you? Have thee no imagination?

>>13081150
Well, just random lactation is said to be Holstaur's gimmick...which is why you impregnate all others.

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>>13081055
Mostly due to efforts of a crazed mouse girl fanatic spreading the word of squeak.

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>>13080746
MGC Maid Central wishes to thank you for your praise and is pleased to have satisfied another Master.

>>13081168
The database holding all earlier matched profiles has been updated with the latest addition and can be found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

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>"Hey there handsome, what brings you here?"
>"Are you here to do some... plumbing~?"
>"Perhaps you'd like some help with a... pipe or two~?"
>"I'd gladly give you a hand, but that Bowserina bitch chained me to this freaking concrete block and told me to "guard the place." Do I look like some kind of guard dog?"
>"That stupid Koopa thinks she can boss people around all she wants..."
>"Well? Would you be so kind as to break me free from these chains, Mr. Plumber~? I'm sure you can do it with those thick manly arms of yours~"
>"Ah, no, no need to be nervous. I won't bite, trust me~"

Would you trust her?

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>>13081216
Fuck being the Plumber, I want to br the Prince who gets kidnapped by the big strong tough Turtle Tyrant Girl.

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>>13081182
Well, if she's a milk elemental, doesn't that means she's ALL milk? She's like the bad terminator from judgement day, but with milk.

>Guarding cyberdyne labs at night
>Amorphous white mass snakes down from the ceiling vent
>Takes on the form of a blushing persian girl
>The last thing you hear is "fufufufufu..."
>John Conner later finds your unconscious, milk soaked body with an idiotic smile plastered on your face

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>>13081130
>thanksgiving dinner

You mean the day I just pick up a ham for cheap and saute some veggies with a baked potato?

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>>13081216

>Dat post.
>Memories of being absolutely terrified the first time that huge fucking Chain Chomp jumped at me in Mario 64 when I was five.
>Deep-seated, primordial fear. And now, an erection.
>WHY.
>WHY.
>WHY.
>NO BONER, STOP.
>PLEASE, BONER.
>NO.

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>>13081257
>that huge fucking Chain Chomp jumped at me in Mario 64 when I was five.
Scared the shit out of me too.

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>>13081257
>>13081262
Hey

Piano

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>>13081257

>"Woof woof~"
>She glomps you

And then Anon was lightly love-bitten all over.

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>>13081253
you just made me sad, anon

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>>13081262
They were more intimidating in Super Mario Bros. 3

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>>13081266
>Woof

>Not Wan

Step it up anon-San-chan-senpai

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>>13081269
Good.

I could give a shit about what Thanksgiving Day is about anymore, all I care about is I can pick up a nice ham for like $4

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>>13081274
They weren't 3D.

This was my first time playing a 3D game.

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>>13081275

Sorry to be an ass, but Chain Chomps actually go "Ruff Ruff".

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>>13081257
>>13081262

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>>13081283
It isn't really about thanksgiving, the holiday is just an excuse to get together with family and have a good time with good food.

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>>13081288
Then we must find the moon rune equivalent

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>>13081297
I don't know, not the Anon but I see Thanksgiving as an excuse to eat turkey

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>>13081028
They are for both. Start with the former and transition into the latter as she ages.

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>>13081257
Could be worse. I grew up with the one in Super Mario Bros. 3.

The one that would break free from it's chain if you kept it on screen for too long.

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>>13081213
Please I am indeed. Very satisfied. Leyla's a wonderful maid, and general companion.

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>>13081305
Hated that bastard

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>>13081302
I see it as a time to gather the family and watch the lions.

Football is better with family

>Mfw no slightly awkward Thanksgiving were you awkwardly introduce your family to your faggot cat GF

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>>13081302
If I have Thanksgiving at home it's about sausage stuffing and drinking lots of alcohol.

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>>13081312
>football
>eating with your family
>not abandoning them the second you can

Opinion trashed.

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>>13081312
I mean, yeah Thanksgiving is all about family and such, but to me I'm there just for the turkey
Mainly. I don't hate my family
>Mfw you use the excuse that you brought your MG waifu to Thanksgiving so she meets the family when in truth you both came because free food

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Who was your first monster waifu? I still love frosty girls best because of her.

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>>13081305

Yeah... but that wasn't 3D and it wasn't on a big-screen in front of me, in the middle of the night with all the lights turned out.

That Chomp in Mario 64 will always hold a special place in my heart that makes my blood run cold.

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>>13081323
LadyDevimon was the first female anything I felt attracted to, period.

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>>13081302
>No ludicrously curvy turkey harpy to gangbang with family and friends after thanksgiving dinner
it's a bad feel

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>>13081055

>Implying anybody wants a Dormouse
>Implying we want to feel the glove like fit of her petite cunt that threatens to curve our dick as we thrust into her
>Implying we want her to enjoy the sex, mumbling in her sleep about how she wants to be molded to our cock and our cock alone
>Implying we don't just want to stick her in a tea pot and brew some nice date rape tea

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>>13081323
Angewoman, she still makes me diamonds to this day. A Lady Devimon is fine too though, the things I'd do to be sandwiched between the two of them.

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>>13081323
Poison from Monster Rancher. You could get her in this latex outfit in MR1 if you used the Matrix DVD, and she was my favorite.

http://monsterrancher.wikia.com/wiki/Poison

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>>13081329
Fair enough. I guess I'm just weird. Wasn't really bothered by that Dead Hand thing from OoT either. The generic vampires from Castlevania 64, on the other hand...

>>13081323
Hate to admit this, but I started on something as vanilla as Pixie from Monster Rancher. Then again, I kinda grew up to her dub voice in a lot of shows.

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>>13081330
>>13081342
Excellent tastes.

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>>13081340
>Implying I don't love dormice
>Implying I don't want her to enjoy the tender cuddling and slow sex I have planned

Implying I'm not going to use girtablilu venom and manticore toxins to see how much seed she can hold

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>>13081373

>TFW the only mouse/ratgirl i'd find acceptable is a megalomaniacal cross between a Baphomet and Dormouse, shadowing Grey Seer Thanquol
>TFW she'd get instantly hated in here because "not a real monster girl"

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>>13081382
>Skaven MGs

Nyan would have a heart attack

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>>13081373
Is it wrong that I want to put my penis in a dormouse's mouth as she's asleep so she can suck me off, lapping up her love molasses through her bloomers

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>>13081358
they're ok, but renamon is better

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>>13081401
>Furry
Not in here you don't.
Sindoll is a fantastic artist though.20/10 on the lewd scale.

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>>13081401
That's a furry.

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>>13081401
if she wasnt furry shed be great

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>>13081398
No sir, that is simply the proper way of things.

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>>13081401
>furry
Her evolved form is acceptable though, and pretty hot.

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>>13081421
>Sakuyamon
Indeed.
Now if only she came with a tail, rather than just hair that looked the part.

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>>13081421
Fucking furfags, it's their fault fault Renamon has a higher ratio of art compared to Sakuyamon.

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Okay. I'mma run somethin' by you guys.

>Get a call from the school your daughteru goes to
>Her teacher wants to talk with you and your waifu
>Turns out they had done an activity, "Draw yourself having fun with mommy and daddy"
>Your daughteru has apparently peaked on you sexing the waifu
>And has drawn a cute crayon drawing depicting this "Wrestling"
>And has drawn herself joining in
>Teacher isn't judging, but thinks it best to address these thoughts she's having
What do?

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>>13081431
I've been tempted to commission some Sakuyamon stuff once or twice, the amount of good art she gets is depressing.

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>>13081435
This is how Rorschach the doppelganger got started, isn't it?

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>>13081435
Invite the waifu for a 3 way with the hot monster girl teacher.

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>>13081398
something something MILK

Only if it's wrong for me to stick my dick in her muff as she sleeps in my lap, causing her to coo and mumble as I thrust into her

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>>13081445
She's married, not interested, and your waifu is a bit insulted at your plot. You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

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>>13081451
What can I say, it was worth a shot.

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>>13081168
You never cease to impress MGC Maid Central, Mindy sounds wonderful.

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>>13081466
Eh don't worry anon, your daughter will keep you company

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>>13081435
I explain calmly that it's entirely consensual, and have an agreement with my waifu to make sure I don't take her virginity.

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>>13081475
...I'm almost afraid to ask, but what exactly are the terms of this "Agreement"?

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>>13081435
Wait I don't understand, bad that she's seeing it as wrassling or bad that she wants to join in?

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>>13081485
Whatever. Like I said, the teacher isn't judging, she just thinks it's evidence you should have a talk with your daughteru, and clear up whatever issues you perceive as going on.

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>>13081484
I wouldn't worry about that.

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>>13081487
well I guess I'll have her sign up for wrestling classes.

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>>13081490
I kind of do. But whatever, it's between you and your waifu I suppose.

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>>13081494
>Daughteru mistakes sex for wrestling
>Wants to wrestle
>Actually just wrestle with her
...I don't know how I never thought of this solution.

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>>13081496
If it'll sate your curiosity; we agreed that so long as I leave her virginity for her future husband, I'd be able to "take care" of her when she goes into heat. To save the cost of a cuddleslut or risk some one-night stand from taking it for himself.

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>>13081502
So...anal sex with a daughteru in heat? Or just rubbing?
Lewd either way.

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>>13081396

Nyan wouldn't have a chance to have a heart attack when he has a Grey Seer-lette yelling shit like "YOU HUSBAND NOW, YOU BREED-BREED LOTS"

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>>13081523
That is how the age of the rat would come about.

Nyan would single handedly breed an army of young ones to dominate the surface dwellers

Or at least, he would if one of the clans didn't back stab another one as a plot to steal him for themselves

Shame about them end times, good luck Skaven bros

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>>13081541

>Nyan gets drug into a Skaven nest
>Gets raped for days on end
>Finally, Vermin Lord appears
>Horned rat girl the size of an Oni
>"You breed-breed me now"
>"Please, the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
>She drags him off into the bedroom
>The last thing anybody hears of him is
>"ALL I WANTED WAS TO DO WAS PUT A BUN IN A DORMOUSE'S OVEN"

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>>13081081
I want an Apsara who knows Capoeira.
So she can teach it to me. I can't dance.
Or fight.

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>>13081544
holy shit Nyanon is the cause of the skaven explosion!

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>>13081544
>Clan Eshin Loli-Assasin rats kidnap him after the SNU-SNU

>Wakes up in a bed of pillows with a small glass of water next to him, drinks it without a second though

>Suddenly Loli-Skaven everywhere

>Poison work! One will shout, the venom in the water getting him ready for round 2

>"You Breed-breed with us now!"

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>>13081574
Skaven gutter runner cheerleaders trying to seduce Nyanon!

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>>13081563
>tied to milk
Something with her and holstaurus when

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>>13081582
>Gutter Runners have Zankuro level hips and aphrodisiac lipstick

Nyan breaks warhammer fantasy MG version.
Makes Skaven cost half as much when chosen

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You walk in on Monster Daughteru trying to wear mommy's clothes
How is your heart?

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>>13081607
Exploded

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>>13081607
Heart bursts, waifu is now bargaining with Charon to not take me away.

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>>13081607

Imbedded in the side of a building, three miles away.

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>>13081607
How young is she, and which clothes?

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>>13081614
She's 12 and mommy's latex outfit is too big for her.

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I can see a lone Skaven girl hiding in someones house.
She is scared of the Big humans, but with patience you become friends with her, eventually realizing she is a grey seer.

Thanks Nyanon!

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>>13081625
Heart dun gone boom.

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>>13081627
>Open cabinet under sink.
>She's under there, munching on pilfered crackers.
>Share a silent uncomfortable stare for a minute or two, before slowly closing the door.

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>>13081571
Hey, he might save the world by raising an army of daughterus and preventing the end of days

Assuming the clans stop trying to kidnap him for themselves

>Gets kidnapped by Clan Rictus

>They are all large, muscled micegirls who just want to cuddle him after lewd

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>>13081607
My heart is now in rags. She killed me.

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>News reports of Cheese being stolen or non-existent for miles in every direction, entire stores dairy departments missing their stock.
Cheese prices skyrocket in the area .....

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>>13081643
And nothing changes in this household.
>Pizza expenses ramp up
Fuck.

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>>13081643

>Driving up the cost of pizza.

This cannot stand.

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>Reports coming in of a massive increase in sales of multi-cheese pizzas from the local pizza joints

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>>13081627

>Thinking Nyanon is the one who brought Skaven in here

Fuck you guys I hate all of you

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>>13081678
He didn't bring them in here.
You know durn well he would not be able to say no to one!

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>>13081678
Are you jealous anon?

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>>13081681

I don't like people taking credits for shit that I started. I gave you P'Orcs, and now I gave Nyanon Skaven girls.

Next thing you know i'll give you all cancer by drawing a symbol for hydrogen on my forehead

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>>13081685
Average?

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>>13081685
> I'm not getting the credit I deserve on this anonymous rape cartoon discussion board!
Anon...

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>>13081685
Simmer down now.

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>>13081685
>captainamericagotthatreference.jpg

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>>13081689
I can this now.

That guy is not me.

If it's not in my pastebin, I don't care about credit.

Now if you'll excuse me, we must rally the forces of MGC to reclaim our cheese

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>>13081689

I'm not AverageAnon

I'm something far more loathe

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>>13081702
*Can tell you this now.

I hate phones, autocorrect likes to screw with me.

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>>13081706
>I'm something far more loathe
I can already tell who you are.

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>Reports have been coming in of hundreds of mice girls roaming the streets at night.

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>>13081323
Sakuyamon

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>>13081708
Who the hell is it then?

[Anonymous No.]

How about an outgoing, tanned Oomukade who loves going to bars and preys on men with low self esteem

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>>13081708

Hi friend

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>>13081723
Why would an outgoing MG need or want to deal with people with low self esteem?

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>>13081323
I want say it was Lilymon but i'm not entire certain

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>>13081732
Easier to seduce and bed.

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>>13081732
Maybe because she too was in that place once, and wants to help others out of it.

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>>13081732
People with low self esteem are easy to manipulate and dominate in a relationship.

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>>13081732
Because MGs just see you first and foremost as breeding material, and don't really care whether you're an outgoing megalomaniac or a shy wallflower?

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>>13081719

A hack

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>>13081607
Anubis
over-sized silk robes
HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG

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>>13081758
Oh my word my friend, that is good indeed.

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>>13081757
This guy really likes his lolis from what I could tell.

[Anonymous No.]

It is that time again!
I have asked what yer favorite MGs are, what MG got you into MGs and so forth now comes:

What is it about your preferred MG wife that appeals to you?

In my case It is a Kitsune/fox and to me the appeal is my perceived personality of her being outgoing, social,classy, friendly and loyal , the ears and fluffy tail are an added bonus to me.

What about you guys?

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>>13081685

>I don't like people taking credits for shit that I started

I don't like it either, but we're all Anonymous. When it happens, I kind of just deal with it. I'd tell you how many things I posted here that people enjoyed and kept around for more than one thread, but I can't due to lack of "proof" because I posted them as Anon.

Sometimes you just gotta let go of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081323
Does Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho count as an MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081774
She's a spirit isn't she? I believe that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081766
Her personality, her looks, everything about her is just perfect. I love her chocolate skin and it's contrast to her purple scales. I love the fact she's a Dragon. I love what I imagine her personality to be, of a kind older-sister type that'd protect my smile and I'd get to do fun romantic things with, and have loving femdom cuddles with.

My entire waifu appeals to me, and to try to single it down to one single aspect of her would do injustice to the rest of her. Everything about her, just the very thought fills me with happiness, and I've give everything just to serve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081771
Get it off your chest, anon.
If anything I'd be interested to know how many inventors of cherished concepts are still hanging around here.
Quid pro quo: I invented the concept of gangraping Charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081774

She's literally Better Charon.

Muh brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081766
While the basic image of an Anubis is extremely attractive, delicious sense of style, piercing red eyes, cute ears, delicious brown skin, luxurious hair and soft paws, the personality is of course the big draw.

By default I liked the Anubis' generally strict manner. I'm awful with scheduling and keeping myself focused or on-task. The idea of a loving woman who is just the opposite in that regard, and who'd be able to keep me focused, help me lead a fulfilling life with her, that kind of idea appeals to me.

And besides that, there's the fact that they're project leaders, which plenty of authors have leveraged into having them as out-right Engineers and Architects. More recent portrayals such as Trachyon's Lego Anubis even adding the idea of interests in mechanical or aerospace engineering, and related pop culture, which is a HUGE appeal to me.

So, in short, the reason that an Anubis Wife appeals to me, is because I picture her as the type of girl whom I could well and truly picture sharing my life together with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081784

I never take credit for anything I didn't do, it's a horrible thing to do. It's happened to me so many times in the past that I've grown a bit paranoid over the matter.

Still, I don't really like boasting about my feats to people, don't wanna look like an entitled idiot and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081766
The way she's entirely guileless. People might say slimes are stupid, but I don't see her simplicity as as a bad thing. It means she's got a personality that's free of deceit: instead she's straightforward, loyal, and loving.

And also she eats sperm to live, which is kind of a turn-on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081784
You bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081784
Cap'n Onahole
It was just a silly filename too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081766
I just want a slightly gloomy, antisocial and smart girl. I've always loved the strange and the paranormal and folklore, as well as ancient history, so studying these with a Crow Tengu would be a very comfy life for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081784
Bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081766
It would hard to narrow down just one. My preference leans towards someone kind, gentle, patient, and supporting. Someone who wouldn't mind spooning in bed and won't put me down for everything I've done wrong.

Kikimora comes to mind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081823
>Slightly Gloomy
>Antisocial
>Smart
>Paranormal
>Ancient History

I can't help but feel a Lich might suit your tastes better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081829
But I just like Crow Tengu. Can't explain why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081836
Fluffy bird wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081829
>>13081836
Maybe he likes a smart waifu with a bit more life in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081837
I guess that's a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081823
>>13081829
>>13081836
>>13081837
Where's the Crow Tengu Guy #2? I wanna know why he likes the Crow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081844
I'm personally wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081836
A man don't need a reason for likin' those majestic wings, razor-sharp mind and bitchin' hat.
I want her to carry me away to her isolated mountain tower above some misty vale somewhere, where we'd live as just the two of us. We'd spend all day reading old tomes, practicing long-dead languages on each other, or just watching the clouds roll by beneath our summit.
And at night she'd cuddle me in her wings as we gently make love in the firelight.
And I'm not even Guy #2

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god this is the dumbest thing ever.

http://www.11alive.com/story/news/2015/02/20/georgia-politics-centaurs-werewolves-mermaids-jellyfish-human-hybrid/23760577/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081860
Holy shit what the fuck.

This has to be satire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081860
My dragonfu is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081860

>Kirby (R-Loganville) says scientists did it at Cornell University with the embryos of jellyfish, merged with the genetic material of human beings.

>Kirby says it's time to draw a legislative line. His bill proposes to make it unlawful "to create a human animal hybrid."

>unlawful "to create a human animal hybrid."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081766
I love my waifu for her personality, how she can only relax and sleep when I am around. Knowing how much she misses me during even a short period at work would make any shit I put up with melt away. I'm not a talkative type, so a sleepy day of lazing around playing games (maybe even with her) seems ideal, and I can train her to clean up the house when I work. She would cling to me so tight in bed and try to stay as close to me as possible, and let out a squeak each time I give her a tight hug. I'd get her all sorts of cute costumes and clothes to make her even cuter and show her off to the world. And of course, she's ready for sex at any time. I could find a hidden spot anywhere on a trip to pound that tight mouse pussy, and maybe her ass after we've trained it. At home, I could do anything I want with her and cuddle afterwards for hours. I'd have as many kids as I could handle, and still take half the night shift even if my wife could take care of the kids while sleepng. I'd protect each and every one of them from getting claimed by some asshole or sadist that may just cheat on them, and always have the best birthday parties since they all share one. And of course I would sleep in the mousey sleeping pile when there is a thunderstorm outside and none of them want to sleep alone. With my waifu I'd watch every one of them grow up, pick their own or a good man, and find some way to help pay for all the weddings. Then I would return to living alone with my sleepy waifu and retire with nothing to do but love each other and fuck.
I bet nobody can guess who I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081857
I know. They are top-tier cuties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081884
Hm, seems we've got a mystery on out hands
I've never seen someone with this much love for the mice in my entire life. I mean, no one else likes mousegirls.
Intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081884
tdlr

Don't care.
Jesus Christ Nyan space out your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081901
Okay, next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081860
>"Is it even possible to mix non-human with human embryos? Yes it is."
Well, this is at least marginally less stupid than banning sex with gynoids. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081928
>banning sex with gynoids
I feel bad for those Canucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081939
Eh, I bet by the time it's actually a thing, it'll blow over.

If not, I'll just go to Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081884
WE NEED TO STABILIZE HIM.
NYAN IS LOSING IT!
GIVE HIM A COMFY MOUSEGIRL STAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081860
>"Y'know I really don't like centaurs," Kirby said of the half-man, half-horse mythological character. "They really have bad attitudes most of the time and we've got enough people with bad attitudes as it is."
Egads! All he had to do was mention horsepussy and that bill would pass before it was proposed.! God forbid someone breed a JRHNBR monstrosity with stonking great tits and a gaping vagina!

>>13081944
More than likely it'll end up one of those laws that isn't enforced unless the authorities want to bone you for something else anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081939
They banned what now in Canuckistan?! That's where I life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081956
And where you drunk apparently. What happened to your English?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081960
I'm recovering from dental surgery, pay it no brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081956

I know man, no Japanese sexbots for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081965
It's all right. You're making me laugh so it's all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081965

Sucks when the country you life in plunges into shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081939

Wait, what?

We don't get to have sweet, sweet robo-pussy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081975
Didn't you guys already have a problem importing realistic Japanese sex dolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081985
Not that I know of, but they seem like things that might 'get lost in the mail' or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081988
With how much they cost that would be Grand Larceny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081028
>Daughterus are for hugs and kisses and raspberries on their bellies

>And dicking

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081607
>There's just an oversized gothic dress blanketed out on the floor
>You spot a vague lump rustling about beneath the dress
>The entire torso of your spider daughteru pops up out of the neck-hole of the dress, looking like a vagrant who was lost in the wilderness for year
>But she's stuck, and you're hiding to spy on her cuteness, so she runs off to look for you, dress trailing out behind her like a cape
>You're just glad all three of you cleaned the day before and the dress won't get dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

NEW EMG CHAPTER WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082040
Next month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082040
new chapter now you fool
>>>121538304

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081860
>You are aware, that if humans had wings, we could get around better and save on gas.
>...

Pfft

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081435
Demonstrative exhibitionism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081749
I love you HG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081836
>>13081857
Personally I like Crow Tengus because they have such a dainty/frail look, like handling fine china.
That wealth of knowledge they hold while also being attached to such nice wings is also a nice thought, I just want to hug her all day and night while she retells stories.
Also somewhat dumb and probably lame but they're one of the least sex focused monster, so it feels like a challenge to actually obtain one as a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082040
Hopefully never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082040
Right now on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081757
If I was ever in such a close space with a spidergirl I would shit myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082066
Yourself and possibly her legs. Doesn't look like there's much room in there. Maybe she'd stand on the ceiling to be polite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081784
>spoiler

I would be happy to call myself your son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082062
That's the first bit of Tengu art I've seen.
Could you post the full version on imgur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082070
>>13082070
http://imgur.com/wQBduex go nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082068
You greatly underestimate just how much spiders freak e out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082075
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082077

>YFW you wake up to Jurougumo watching you sleep
>She freaks out
>Legs start flailing about, winding you up with web, your being awake exciting her
>Find yourself bound to the floor like a mummy, with a Jurougumo jackhammering her spider-cunt onto your dick
>No cuddling afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082077
But Anon, my answer was based on what you yourself said you would do! Was that one of your "sayings" or something? Do you mean to tell me you aren't actually King of France?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082093
>You spook a spidergirl
>She scuttles forward a few bodylengths
>Before turning around and raising her arms and two of her front legs to try and intimidate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082100

>Jurougumo loli doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082093
>and then anon had a massive panic attack ending in 6 simultaneous heart attacks that ended his short and moderately productive life
>his widow visits his grave on the day of his kidnapping, an death, every year along with her numerous dauhterus
>she cries every time


Nice going spiderbitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082100
I guess I better stand on top of my bed and do the same and see which one of us loses their nerve first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082097
>king of france

I...my history teachers sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082103
>Jurou daughteru does this
>Intimidates her mother, who does the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082109
>H-he's so big! Maybe this dance will frighten him off!
>It's a mating dance
I want to tease a jumping spider girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082108
>6 simultaneous heart attacks
Is this how you finalfuckingly kill The doctor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082111

>Stick mirror in front of Jurou daughteru
>She can't seem to understand why the other Jurou won't drop their arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082115
I know one person who watches that show.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082103

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082122
Nah. She's cute, but not my type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082122

Hire her as my lawyer? No way, just look at how unprofessional she dresses. I'd rather call Sally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082122
Why is her nose a darker shade of green than the rest of her body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082129
Tumblr effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082129
Tumblr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082129
>>13082134

She was prosecuting a hate crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082134
>>13082135
I dont understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082122
>>13082122

http://i.imgur.com/3ffEF18.jpg

It is time. For snu-snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082139
For whatever reason, artists drawing for Tumblr tend to stick bright red Rudolph noses on everything they draw. It's arguably worse than that thing Japan is doing with skin shine these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082122
Does she come without the background? The green on purple is hurting my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082142
What? There's actually a She-Hulk doujinshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082145
I see, do people go around fixing their noses like they did with this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082122
I like them with more confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082122

She has no underbite and her canines are way too small.
If my warband came to her village I might have my way with the trolip, but I would not have sex for the purposes of procreation.
The warriors I'd sire with her would be weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082148

Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082122
No mamono mana no buy. I like being able to walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082162
She's not ripped or anything, Anon. No mamono mana also means no super strength, so unless she gets super freaky with her hips and rips your dick tissue you should be able to walk just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082122
Even though she's been ridden around more than the fastest roller coaster...

...I'd still tap it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082168
>She's not ripped or anything,
its she hulk the only guy that can fuck her without losing his pelvis is the juggernaut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082168
No, he's definitely not going to be walking
At all. That pelvis is going to be dust. Like the stuff you find behind your computer dust. Like microscopic particles. Some other metaphor for dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082168
>no mamono mana means no super strength

You do know who that is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082175
Oh. Well you forgot Wolverine, so there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082175
Or hatesex with the actual Hulk. Remember anger only makes him stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082185
they are cousins though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082189
Do you know where you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082189

>Implying that stopped Bruce Banner before

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082183
You forget that Wolverine is a 5'3" Canadian. He's probably got a micropenis. Sure he'd survive it but would he survive the shame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082189
>Yes, and?.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082189
>not knowing about Hulk's hillbilly descendants

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082193
Hey, don't make fun of short Canadians!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082193
The man is a multi-war veteran and has the most bad-ass track record of any X-Man. If he has a micro dick, the Hulk is weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082189

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082199
Doesn't it stand to reason that the guy with the micro dick would be a super tryhard to try to make up for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082213

Then Batman must inverted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082193
I'll have you know that canadian penises can remain hard no matter how cold it is buddy! They are true miracles of nature, with their rectangular shape and maple flavoring! Don't even joke aboot them being small!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082216
What the fuck did you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZDQtCAwoYM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082216
The Wayne family has always come up short. Why do you think they have amassed that much wealth. Bruce Wayne can never keep a girlfriend. Why is that? Micro penis, my dear Robin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082189
I'll delete it in a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081607
>yeti daughteru wearing her mom's scarf
>way too long for her, goes past her feet
>runs to hug you
>trips over the scarf and falls on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082235
Well done. On both counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081607
>Kikimora daughter wearing her mother's dress
>She is a giant moving mass of frills
Good lord that would be too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081587
>Apsara whose milk has been influenced from spending too much time around cowgirls
>Any female who drinks it instantly attains maximum HEALTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082250
>She still gets all the hugs she wants
>And more
>Maybe too much
>Daddy please stop I need to pee

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'd rather be a monster girl than fuck one.
Is that okay or should I see a doctor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082269
>>13082269
>maximum

We talking zankuro plump softness or hamplanet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082274
>rather be a monster girl than fuck one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081607
>Wurm daughteru is wearing nothing because her mother wears nothing
>Waifu slithers is and freaks out over her birthday suit being worn by her daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082274
Hang out at a bunch of orgies and hope you alp quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082274
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082284
This is some Xibit shit right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082274
>>13082278
Some weak ass b8 right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082219
My Canada Dick gets harder and larger in the cold, rather than smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082286
>>13082288
>replying to painfully obvious bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082278
Because I want to know the joy of a womb being filled with spirit energy and I don't think most monsters can do that.

>>13082286
I don't want to be an alp though they're boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082297
>>13082297
You are my pal buddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082278
>Yuri
Mah nigga.

>>13082302
First. Gay.
Second, Alps are highly adaptive. Succubi is the default, but like regular monsterification, the transformation can be influenced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082274
>>13082278
>>13082286
>>13082288
>>13082302
Samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no /mgt/! You crashed on the planet of 80's Metal!
Your ship landed in a dense forest, and it looks like some of the locals are taking an interest in you.
What will you do to try and get out of this situation, and what else lives on this strange planet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082274
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082312
80's hairstyles are shit, and look like shit on monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

These people trusting the skaven and their doom machines. You Anons never learn. The last time anyone trusted them they conquered 3/4's of the earth and did a moon drop on all of us. Not to mention that moon is made up of Demonic radioactive rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082307
So does that mean I could be a march hare or mothman like I want, or just something that's sorta like them but still obviously an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082284

MFW
Why is my wrym waifu such a dumb cunt?

>>13082312
Knock a pig man off his motorbike with the hammer I randomly find in the sand.
Try and find my way to the Breastuary in Nipopolus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33VOGilOT0w

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082274
If their libido and ability to receive pleasure from life in general are how they're written in the canon I'll consider it.
Yes, I definitely envy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082322
>Mothman
Perhaps. Their most distinctive feature is their "Flaking". Exposure to such in the early stages of Alpdom could turn you...or just make you ultra-fertile like normal.

>March Hare
Rub against lots of rabbits. Then go to Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>two threads again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082337
It seems to correspond with that one autist who wants to be the monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082337
Its a troll. Report it and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082344
He's just trying to cause a shitstorm, ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082337

Here we have some faggot going on about being the monstergirl and then another thread pops up. Do the math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082337
I guess now we'll be kicked off this board now too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082319

But wouldn't you agree 80's fashion was something else? Especially those tight dress and high underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082358
I would get physical with a monster girl.

Imagine a Kobold doing that video, good lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082358

It's known as the time that taste forgot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082358
>Wanting to see a Vampire in waist high pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082274
Kill yourself and stop samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082365
I would love to see a Vampire from the 80's walking around wearing the most obnoxious clothes with hair made purely of hair spray.

Shit would be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082069
> wrote a bunch of tens-of-thousand word stories on pastebin
> Charon gangrape from a throwaway greentext is the only thing that anyone ever remembers
At least I did one thing right once

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082382
>right

Nah, you just made a piece of shit that stuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082382
link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082391
>a piece of shit that stuck
wheredoyouthinkyouare.png
This is the best any of us can hope for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082382
>right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082336
Is that how it's supposed to work?
I haven't really read much of the extra materials outside of the actual encyclopedia entrys.

[Anonymous No.]

Thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082351
but i have nowhere else to go...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082432
I love thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082432
>Small/moderate sized breasts
>Wide hips
>Big ass
>MEATY thighs
Truly, pear shaped a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082399
>This is the best any of us can hope for
>Gangraping some not!Monstergirl who has no relevance asides from paddling her boat all day, making puns.
You're sort of insulting every one who works to put out OC. Charon as a character is mediocre to boring at best. And faceless gangrape is nothing to write home about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082432
Sword thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082382
>tens-of-thousand word stories on pastebin
what
where

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082424
Basically. The easiest way to influence a transformation is to surround the subject being transformed with sources of energy relevant to the kind of transformation desired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082472
Where was this clarified? Another Q&A session? Last I remember seeing was everyone up in arms that alps might alp into an alice or liliraune. Somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082472
>>13082478
Can you faggots fuck off already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082452
>Charon as a character is mediocre to boring at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082484
She literally only has two character points
>Rows her boat
>Makes puns
That's fucking it. She's a weak character and I have no idea why so many of you guys like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082498
She's very rapeable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082498
I'd row her boat if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082478

I'd like to know too.

>Last I remember seeing was everyone up in arms that alps might alp into an alice or liliraune. Somehow.

How did that come about? I always thought Alps just became alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082510
>>13082517
So is it because she's so weak and vulnerable, as opposed to real monstergirls, 75% of which are Rapemachines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082530
She just doesn't live up to his "standards".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082528
KC waffled, as he usually does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082530
>75%
>implying you can't rape monstergirls anyway

As for liking, it as cute at first, a wise cracking, pun dropping girl. It was cute, we don't have to explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082528
Apparently among KC's Q&As were clarifications that Alps could, in fact, be made to turn into pretty well any kind of MGE, given the right stimulus, rather than just Succubi.

Succubi are of course the default, but by properly exposing them to the desired kind of MAMONO MANA, their transformation can apparently be influenced. Though the language he used made it sound as though this is more difficult to do than just the normal Girl -> Monster Girl transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082556
>waffled

Never heard it phrased that way before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082567
It's a fairly common figure of speech around here.

>>13082563
Honestly, the way he worded it sounded more like 'it basically never happens, BUT IF YOU REAAAAAALLLY WANT IT...' like he usually does.

>>13082561
I'm sure that for some of them, you trying to rape them would just be consensual sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082530
No, it's because she tries to make people laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082530
I'm starting to think it's a dom thing. She's a weak as a normal grill, makes irritating puns, takes for ever to get to the other side of the lake, so an outburst of rage after weeks of straight puns is justifiable, she's alone so it's not like any one can stop you, and there's no notable consequences. So I can see why you'd 'settle' for her as a character

>>13082561
>Implying what charon used to be and what charon now is, is the same thing.
Come on, her entire character is gangrape bait now. And as for raping the rapemachines, un-fucking likely unless you're going to chow down on a few cockshaped mushrooms, or are a hero with god-given powers.

>>13082539
Who are you referring to and what "standards" are you talking about?

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>>13082563
Varying you times is not gonna convince anyone once samefag is out of the bag. And stop talking bullshit, alps, in hyper rare scenarios, i.e. almost fucking never, may become other members of the succubus family, and we don't have a source on that anyway. Now fuck off fujoshit kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082588
>Who are you referring to and what "standards" are you talking about?
You're fairly new, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Charon raped a Hellhound
Oh you people have no idea...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082591
We're just talkin' 'bout Alps anon. They're MGs, like any other.

No need to get so butt-blasted over it.

[Anonymous No.]

Roll till you get a MG. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
This MG is your teacher in your first class of high school and begins making passes at you. How does she attempt to seduce you?
Hard mode: She's in all your classes.
Hell mode: She's actually the principal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082592
No. What about you posting vaguely makes me new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Cheshire Teacher
Nope.
Done.
Leavin' school.
Never comin' back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082603
>Know about Charon
>Doesn't know about "standards"
You're new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082563
Well, that's all I wanted out of this world scenario, even if it is supposed to be rare.

Sorry that I have a gender bend fetish guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
By raping.
Come on, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Demon Lord

Ruh Roh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Kei Inui
I don't know if that counts, but boy howdy is that ironic. But I'll reroll
>Wyvern
She doesn't really have to do much. I like her already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082601
You're spreading false information

>alps can pretty much become any MG

Not like I don't know you're baiting, but may as well clarify that for any gullible newfag. Now fuck off, because this is all you're getting from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Ushi-Oni
Uhhhhhhhhhh yeah. Nobody is learning anything in first period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Kunoichi
W-well, at the start there'd probably be a lot of notes in my things, progressing to some long, intensive talks and ending with surprise molestation in the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082603
>Cheshire
Oh joy.
>Reroll
>It's Manticore
I'm fucked even if I cheat, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Oomukade
Well, that would be interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082621
Whoops.
Meant >>13082602

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Dark Slime
>Seduces me into a quivering mess by slipping bits of her body down my shirt and remotely manipulating them to jerk me off as she teaches
>Offers private lessons because she knows damn well I can't concentrate in class
>The twist is, she's actually a dependable teacher 1 on 1 and not so lewd, making me feel that as a woman she's trust worthy and not simply a cock-craving whore
>Generally Ara ara
>Manipulates this reversed relation ship of publicly, sneakily lewd and privately trustworthy and dependable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082618
Your waifu isn't an Alp, Anon, don't worry, don't be so mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082621
>Tries to run away by rerolling
>Gets cornered by the smugs accomplice
I hope your third roll wasn't a Hellhound, or it would be a sign, and not a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082619
What, just first period?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082635
Third reroll was Demon Lord.

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>>13082588
>Come on, her entire character is gangrape bait now

So? Kid of like lizardman bonnetippers and and all wurms being retards. Shit happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082634
Okay, I have to agree with him. Either you're baiting or you're forgetting the shitstorms that were had over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082640
A SIGN, ANON. IT'S A SIGN
AND NOT A GOOD ONE

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>>13082608
The only "standards" which come to mind are /a/'s posting chaikas, if we're talking in terms of newfriend and oldfag, not that these terms actually mean shit. You do realise that "standards" is an actual word, and as a word it can refer to many things right? Just because you know what you mean, doesn't mean every one else knows what you mean. And just because you post like a vague asshole with a superiority complex, doesn't mean that every one else is "new"

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>>13082643
t's a troll. He's been at it for some time. I only replied to decry his spreading false information, don't feed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082636
I guess after that she'd nurse me back to health in the infirmary afterwards, to make sure I'm ready for tomorrow. Even offering to tutor me after class over dinner to make up for what we missed. Doesn't help the rest of the class though.

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>>13082654
I don't know, I think they'll learn a lot by the demonstration the both of you presented
Like how durable bone is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Manticore
Damn... I hide in the janitors closet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082601
Don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082643
I'm just gonna admit that I'm a new fag and ask what the shit storms were. Sorry that I hit a nerve some how but I haven't been in a monstergirl thread in like over a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Dark Priest
Gonna learn me some Fallen God shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082651
> vague asshole with a superiority complex,
And you're a giant dick who's going to extensive lengths to shit all over Charon.
It's the "standards" incident all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082643
That last comment is just me trolling. The rest is not so much "Forgetting" as "Gleefully and optimistically hoping that for once we can have a discussion about something and not have it turn into a shitstorm".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082658
or how to treat a broken one.

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>>13082669
Exactly. I'd say it's a very insightful first period

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082648
A sign that I'm going to have the best sex any man will ever have with the Demon Lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082668
>expecting there to not be a shitstorm about a /d/ subject
Okay, anon. Hopelessly naive it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>gazer

No thank you. Guess I'm failing that class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082674
/d/ subjects only not cause a shitstorm when they're done in /d/.
Perverts are much more laid back than us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082667
>Still vaguely using the word "standards"
K

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082673
No, it's a sign that the smug duo have signed a contract with the demon lord for your life and your MAMONO MANA
Any breaking of the deal will cause an enforcer to act, a gift from Hades, from the deepest depths of Hell itself

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>>13082674
To be fair, today at least, it seems like it's only one guy getting serious anal-pain about it.

And honestly, we talk about and have lots of material about Alps as is, I'm not sure why this particular discussion about them gets people so riled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082680
Why not ask someone with your witty, superior attitude?
Everyone who's actually a normal thread goer, as well as a few who are not, can answer your question, provided you're not a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Amazoness
I'm not going to get out of this, am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Dark Matter teacher
>Inchou, Im already an Incubus.
>PRIDE FEEDS THEIR BLACKED HEARTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082686
You're implying that their waifu is not who she says she is. They view this as a personal attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082691
No, you'll get out of it. You just have to prepare yourself for high impact sexual snu snu
After that, if you please her well enough, consider yourself graduated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082695
But that's the opposite of what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082697
Sex for grades?! Does she think that I'm some kind of slut?

That's because I am. I totally would fuck my way to better grades

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082669
>>13082671
>>13082658
Well, sounds like a biology lesson that many MGs could apply to real life. And ushis are fluffy I guess.
Wait, did I just get a good end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082705
You know that people do this thing called 'telling lies' or 'implying' right?

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>>13082706
She's a type Succubus, anon.
You'd REALLY have to do good for good grades.
>"Hmmm, you're skill id a C- at best. You'll need to be tutored later~"

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>>13082695
I just wanted something other than a generic Alp, not attack someone's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Hobgoblin
Zankuro Hobgoblin?
I'm alright with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082716
Well, yes, but I thought it was clear that I wasn't being sarcastic, and the implication was instead that that perceived implication was the only reason he was upset in the first place.

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>>13082602
>Jurougumo Principal

As long as she doesn't try and call me in for a night visit I should be fine.

If she does though....

Deploy the counter rape countermeasures

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082689
Because I don't actually care about what you mean when you say "standards", because it has nothing to do with the topic at hand. If it actually does, feel free to not be so vague and actually explain what you mean. The onus isn't on me to understand what you really mean. It's on you to explain yourself, as that's clearly the more reasonable expectation.

What I want to know is why you guys are so into a character that only sits in a boat, makes puns and gets raped. I'm not shitting on her by highlighting her main features. If you feel that my pointing out her major character traits is something insulting to the character, then clearly the problem lay with the character. It's like writing out "bla bla bla THIS IS A SHITTY ESSAY bla bla bla", and getting mad at a highlighter for highlighting the line "This is a shitty essay".

I'm not sure what's "witty" about what I've said, either.

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>>13082718
You're saying that like it's a bad thing.

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>>13082722
Well you can.
In your headcanon, where KC allows it instead of being incredibly vague on it.
And you don't need to bring it up constantly to everyone else, because the thread has shown a propensity to throwing shitstorms when it's discussed.

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>>13082735
He wasn't that vague about it.

But anyway.
>Because the thread has shown a propensity to throwing shitstorms
When DOESN'T it?

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>>13082729
Someone's getting angrier, since you're using more complex words and making bigger replies. Who the hell uses "onus" these days?

You're oversimplifying her too much, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082742
>He wasn't that vague on it
Well, seeing as we STILL don't have a source and even the wording used by people from the source declared that it was 'hyper rare', I'm going to stick with 'vague' as a catchall term.

>When DOESN'T it?
Right now, before talking about this?

It doesn't throw a shitstorm when a contentious topic isn't the topic on discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Pharaoh Prinicpal
Hoo boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082679
>Perverts are much more laid back than us.
But we ARE perverts. This has been brought up before, but it really is weird that we get so upset over lots of this shit when we really have no right to talk.

>>13082718
Great tutoring or greatest tutoring? And who better to teach you than a succubus?

>>13082727
Which? Giant can of mace/Raid?

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>>13082754
The dick. During a daytime meeting with her. Do it enough times and she'll get stuck on Dere mode.

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>>13082746
>You're oversimplifying her too much, by the way.
Really? I mean whenever I see her, it's boats puns and rape. Seldom have I seen anything other than that. There was that time where she was friends with laska and laska started making puns, but that didn't last long, really. Just to clarify, I'm being completely genuine here. That's all I've seen of her, so if there's more to her character, show me and I'll shut up right now.

>Onus: something that is one's duty or responsibility.
Find me a word with less letters which conveys the same meaning. How is it complex?

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>>13082754
They're true perverts who don't mind if their neighbor's fucking his daughter in the ass, instead of us who throw a giant tantrum when a guy three towns over says he likes Milfs.

And yes, best tutoring.

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>>13082750
Hope you're ready to be brought into her office for wearing anything she wouldn't expect her well paid servants to wear outside her mansion. Or for any foul behavior like not washing your hands with soap after using the bathroom, or using a curse word/proper grammar. Anything at all, and you'll find yourself in her office for your 'punishment.' How else will she make you into a fine member of society?
She ignores the smokers behind the school that wear black and pierce every inch of their bodies though.

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>>13082747
>>13082746
>>13082742
>>13082735
>>13082729
>>13082725
>>13082722
>>13082689
>>13082686
How about you cunts stop talking about MUH HEADCANON > YOUR HEADCANON. Or LOOK AT HOW BUTTBLASTED HE IS.
You're ruining this thread for everybody else.

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>>13082762
Have you ever tried looking into her character more?
You look like a genuine asshole for assuming that's all she's about without looking into her at all.

Have you ever tried using normal words that mean the same thing? Like "Responsibility"? Or do you think you're above that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602

>Kitsune-bi Principle

"What do you mean I have to come in to school for weekend detention?"

[Anonymous No.]

G-guys. I kinda am trying to be a writefag, I have the first part written down, but I'm not sure if you'd like my flowery wording. It's going to be a Pharaoh story, because she is my waifu, along with lilim. Should I maybe post a bit?

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>>13082786
Pastebin it and link us there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082750
>Anon, you must have some idea how difficult it is to be a principal, to help all these young students succeed in life
> But I do it because I care, because I want young people to have the lives they want
>Especially cute young men like yourself,who have so much potential
> You do want to use that potential, right anon? You want to go onto nice college and get the job you wanted.
>I can make it easier for you, as long as you help me with my......stress.
>Now be a good boy an get over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082786
Pastebin it and post it.

Ah, the second pharaoh story. What a rush!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082774
I'm alright with this. I hardly break any of those rules.
Save for the formal wear thing. I'm gonna get fucked in her office every day at that rate.

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>>13082777
I think "responsibility" is more then three times as long as "onus" and if they both mean the same thing, I should use the shorter word.

And I'd be an asshole if I knew about her stories and simply decided not to read them, assuming I already know about her character. As it is all I've seen are greentexts and other thread things, and I don't actually know the existence longer stories, nor do I know where I'd find them, so I can hardly be blamed for ignorance, not unless it's wilful ignorance, which it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082791
Guess I have to create an account and move it over from my nook real quick. I use writer app to write shit while I'm at work.
>>13082795
Third actually. I'm the second guy to have liked pharaoh in that one strawpoll. People always use the picture with one vote though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082803
Just don't bother, paste as a guest.

I wonder who the other two people who like Pharaoh are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082806
One is me.
I've proven my devotion with my actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082806
Some guy, and me. I'm just now starting off writefagging. I guess my pastebin name will be Yunavae, so call me that if you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082775
And to think it all started with one guy telling lies because he "wanted a discussion" to push his own headcanon. I mean, that's just behavior that can't result in anything but a shitstorm.

>KC said fucking a Lizardman long enough turns her into a dragon
>NEET bonnet-tipping winged lizards intensify

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082801
And people would think you're an over educated dick for using it instead of normal words.

Anyway
I'm done arguing with an arrogant and lofty asshole, so go ahead and not like her so long as you don't bitch about her as if it will actually do anything other than piss people off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082806
>two
She's the third most popular Desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082793
>tfw I willingly dress up in a prince outfit
>Place my thin ass fingers under her chin and kiss her on her lips
>Before the jump cut to assionate sex under the desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082813
I'm gonna call you Anon unless talking about one of your stories, because this is 4chan.

>>13082819
I'm not sure if I believe that. That poll came out right after Gauf did his Pharaoh story, so there was almost certainly some influence from that. In reality, I'd bet that Sandworm is more popular than her.

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>>13082819
He's talking about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082814
Okay, that's never gonna happen. I almost want someone to try, just to prove it's one of the few things KC would actually go, "Dude, no." to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082826
>KC
>Taking a hard stand on anything
Very funny joke, comrade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082823
I figured, but LDR's poll gets more exposure, votes, and time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082816
>I'm done
He says after bringing absolutely nothing to the table.

Oh and hey, because you were right in that I'd never actively decided to search for charon stuff, I went and checked through the writefags on the blog. Only one. From Harblador. A oneshot about Charon being molested.

Maybe you shouldn't delude yourself into thinking that's more than what she actually is. Rowing, punning rapebait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082274
If you had to be one what one wud u b

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082750
>>13082750
>>13082750
You lactose intolerant son? The principal loves to bathe in milk.
She expects to be dried with your tongue.
>>13082806
I'm pretty sure im not one of the two.
But I like pharaohs anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Regular human woman principle
Somebody save me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082823
Everyone uses that picture. I voted about an hour later, just to show I cared. Anyway, here's my text:
http://pastebin.com/1umkrEKi
>>13082822
True, anyway enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082833

> Giving a shit about polls in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082834
>strawmanning
>trying to get the last word
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082821
She'll definitely get you into a good college if you keep that up.

[Yunavae !bRuwU0veTI No.]

>>13082843
Anyway, I'm going to take a shower now, will read responses in a little. Tell me what you think, and remember it's not done yet. Just the first part, want to make sure if people like my language styling. Temporarily using tripcode for criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082834
>punning rapebait

Again, so? Are you that one guy who has charon as his waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082838
Tell the monstergirl teachers. They'll give you the loving a young boy like you really needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082853
Can't like anything he doesn't like.
It doesn't live up to his standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082852
Don't put on a fucking trip you cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082777
>>13082814
>>13082801
>>13082816
>>13082834
>>13082846
>>13082853
>>13082856
See >>13082775. Because I don't see you shutting the hell up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082853
>so?
So nothing really. Like her if you want, I have nothing against that, it just brings me back to my original question. If she's such a weak character, why do you guys like her so much? and if you're that anon who's justification was "cute" sure, that's cool. but there's plenty of other cute to be had in these threads, why her? I'm just curious is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082862
If you wish me to stop humoring the faggot, so be it.

Would you tan with your Dragon waifu on the beach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082862
>quoting a bunch of people not part of your argument

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082873
>Dragon
While I do love Dragons, tanning with the waifu at the beach seems a given regardless.

>You'll never go to the beach with your waifu
>You'll never tenderly massage suntan lotion into her skin
>You'll never do some areas with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082875
To make people think he has a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082869
If I must. I liked her because at first she was a shy girl who covered up this fact by making puns, her away to break the ice. I also like her design. There are no deep motives to my liking her, don't know about other anons, but that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082877
>Dragon with healthy tan from the one tan chart posted often
>She's riding your dick on a nude beach while other monsters fuck their husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082888
I like her design too anon. I think she's cute, and the puns she does, while sometimes annoying when done by random anons, always seemed cute in say, .less comics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082873
Don't have a dragon waifu and their natural sturdiness makes tanning unlikely.

I'd love to give my dormouse some nice tanlines though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082888
To clarify, I Don"t dislike rapebait charon. Something had to be done after the pinning got out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082893
>Nude Beach
>MGs having sex with their husbandos as far as the eye can see
I rate this Yes/Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082895
They have exposed skin. They an tan.
A dragon can tan, a cow can tan, a kitsune can tan, a lilim can tan, even a werecat can tan. Step up, Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082899
*punning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082873
Don't have a dragon waifu.

Not sure if a sandworm can tan, but a beach ain't that different from a desert, so yeah, I'd go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082888
So you're saying its because there's a touch of relatability in why she jokes, and her design is cute overall? Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082906
You know what? ___Okay_

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082893
Man that sounds horrible.

Being a loner in MGC sounds better by the minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082919
She wouldn't tan, and Sandworms are extremely weak to water attacks and water in general.
Beach = bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082931
>MGC
MGC doesn't have any beaches. This is just a simple nude beach near a town. MGT > MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082919
>Sandworm
>Humanoid Body is composed entirely of tongue-like innards
>Expose to sun to try and "Tan"
>Just winds up burning her "Tongue"
That sounds awful.

>>13082931
What, not a fan of exhibitionism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082859
Fine then. Feel better? Did you like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082938
>MGT
>Anything but hillbilly filled garbage.

>>13082940
Not one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082873
But my waifu is already tanned. I'm pretty sure her other heads won't appreciate getting burned in the sun. They may like the beach food though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082949
>hillbilly filled garbage
Like the city's any better, with the thick smog, enormous crowds, trash, and overall bad people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082953
Jabberwock would enjoy learning to swim, I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082957
It'd be neat if those heads worked like snorkels.

[Anonymous No.]

ya'll need some jolly cooperation
PRAISE THE SUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082945
>http://pastebin.com/1umkrEKi
The newspaper in many countries is printed at around a 5th-6th grade reading level for ease of consumption.

K.I.S.S.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082976
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082981

I didn't even read it but I can tell you he's telling you to cut down on the purple prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082984
But I like prose....that's how I write. I accept your criticism though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082986
PURPLE prose, Anon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_prose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082994
Oh. I have no idea how to fix that to be honest. If I write, I just get into a certain mindset. I need to stop reading Yeats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082843
>Anubi
All that is required to call my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083008
I attempt to keep the white haired one as a possible side romance. I enjoy polygamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083010
I do not personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083013
I understand. I shall think over whether or not to do so. I will probably still do it in the long run. I enjoy making no woman suffer from unrequited love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083013
No good straight-lacer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083015
Right, well, it's not like that setup of yours was lending towards any kind of romance in the first place. Seemed very much leading towards just a straight-forward, paradisal harem. Not my preference personally, but boner-fuel at least. Especially because Anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083027
Oh no, I am certainly making this a romance. But first our young initiate must learn the ways of the priest hood. Only then will he see the goddess of Siwa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083008
Are you the dragonslut uttered in legends of times past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083036
Yes? What, something I can do for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082971
CARESSE THE SUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083038
Go to your AA meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083038
Oh my, dragonslut? Are you the one with the dragon mistress? I must say, your writings are what slightly inspire my goddess. I hope you find her wonderful enough, though not enough to take you from your mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083052
Dragonslut is writing about any Dragon mistress.
That's my job, he's supposed to be writing about Dragoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083051
That bitch is gonna get cunt punched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083066
I am confused now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083071
What for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083051

I find myself warming up to anubutts more and more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083073
You see that smug face?

That's why she's getting cunt punched

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083072
Don't try to understand it.
Just sit there and wait for a few months while we procrastinate before posting any more stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082976
>K.I.S.S.
I've only ever heard one of my teachers tell me this. Is is really a wide-spread thing? I just thought she liked making up acronyms and flirting with children. "K.I.S.S, Keep it simple, stupid. Give it to me like that" turned into just, straight up "K.I.S.S. me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083051
My AA Meetings are mai waifu's lap now!

>>13083052
Maybe? Either way, good for you. Dragon Mistresses are wonderful to serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083079
She just wants to act sexy for humanboy. You need to learn to stop hurting people when they upset you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083081
It's a pretty wide spread acronym, I heard it from my grandfather who said it was extremely popular with engineers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083086
Dragonslut/Anubisfucker, are you planning on doing something like this as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083087
No.

If I could shitpost on a site full of MGs talking about human boys all day I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083081
It used to be super popular slang from the 60's. Now it's mostly just alive in science and education.

Plenty of boomers still use it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083091
Maybe. That entire greentext event was very inspiring.

Dragoons first though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083071
>>13083079
>hurting her
>not ripping a hole in those spats and giving her the daughterus she wants
>not fucking the smug out of her and turning her into a sweet mother of 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083096
I can see why, it's a good saying. I think I'll pass it down too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083095
You fiend. Why would you make those nice girls miserable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083086
That interaction was embarrassing to watch, and I wasn't even involved.
>captcha: ulayd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083101
You. You mah nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083098
Do tell me so if you do.
After all, I did say I'd give it a go soon as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083103
Because it's fun.

I'd post so much human boy gore it would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083077

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083118

>one of the mgs's tracks you down
>invites all the other mgs on the site
>they gang rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083103
>nice girls
>in /hbg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083131
>two tailed anubis/werewolf
w0t

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083139
Its a tail buttplug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083142
Redundancy has never been more attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083132
>implying getting caught wasn't part of my plan.
>implying I don't have corpses of the most handsome yet brutalized human boys I could find all over the house

If they want to enact revenge on me, they'll have to go through the horrors of death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083132
I want to give them all my address after telling them I like tender-soft femdom and see who shows up at my door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083148
Are you this man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083148

Be careful buddy, you wouldn't want to cut yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083149
Nothing
But
Ushi-Oni.
they'll be gentle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083156
Do you live in Montana by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083159
Nope, but I do live in a state famous for serial killers.
And cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083158
B-But I wanted Pharaoh and Lilim! My heart isn't ready for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083156
No, just a man who is very stubborn about stupid things for reasons even I don't know.

>>13083157
But anon hatesex is amazing.

If I have to be edgy to get the best sex I will fucking go full crawling in my skin edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083160
I see, cheese brings about serial killers. We have to ban cheese!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083164
Wait, /mtg/...
Cheese is dairy...
Milk is dairy...
Cheese is made from milk...
Milk Man is a serial killer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083164
No you imbecile, serial killers are afraid of cheese. That's why they have so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083135
Are you saying that bitter virgin mgs don't deserve love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083169
A serial killer who fucks your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083161
>pharaoh and lilim
>rich powerful and successful monsters
>going in /hbg/
You know there'd be nothing but NEETs, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083173
Whatever you say. Milk Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083002
Excessive purple prose is the literary equivalent of chunibyo.
You fix it in the same way. Be self aware. Look at what you're doing objectively and realize how silly it might look to somebody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shitposting in a human boy thread by posting timestamped dick pictures and telling them all you only like shipgirls
>Lich shows up at your home dressed like Kongou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083176
Only If they'll work for it.

And by that I mean get out there and take it, like normal monsters. Fucking elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083176
We certainly don't.

So why would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083177
No, that'd be this man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083178
But they might be really lonely from being so high up with no one to talk to! I'd comfort them!
>>13083181
But my idea of silly is being bland. Dry writing hurts my heart. Honestly, I think I'll keep the style. The criticism was good because it showed me some people didn't enjoy it at least, but I seem to have a few people who liked it. I just can't turn this off. The muse speaks, and I cannot stop.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13082040

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>>13083191
>might be really lonely being so high up
Nope, they're off enjoying a romantic and lovely date with their rich, powerful and handsome husbandos.

You don't qualify on their list. Maybe you can get one of their less choosy maids.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon, what sauce is best to dunk your Kentucky Fried Cockatrice in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083192
>They see his dick
>They slap/hit him
>Call him a pervert
>It was clearly an accident
Where this is going I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083192
>Smart-Suu writes "Size: Small" on her clipboard
>Those faces simply scream "Want dat"
Let this be a lesson gentlemen. Size is not everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083186
How is it their fault that all humanboys go for the popular girls, like onis or manticores or succubi? All the other nice girls get left behind.

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/85548598/Ba%27el

Some more world building and bio for you all. And back to our regularly scheduled programming soon™.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083197
>inb4 semen

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>>13083193
I refuse! I shall prove my worth through any means necessary! I shall write prose of great worth every day speaking of their beauty, give them flowers through the sweat of my brow, and ask daily to be considered their one and only love! Through any means. That way, when they reciprocate, and tenderly dominate my shy and blushing body, I will be thoroughly happy. And I shall make them happy too. With hand holding.

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>>13083200
Actually all of them got flustered and wound up stepping all over each other after a moment.

Darling actually got the least of it, as he was tossed out of the resultant ball of violence fairly early. Miia was yelling about someone stepping on her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083193
A little rough don't you think? I'm sure some of us could get someone decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083206
You aren't attractive, rich, powerful, or socially charming.
Get real. She has her pick of absolutely any human man. You're down in the hundredth thousandth place, if on her list at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083193
>Less choosy maids
You say that like it's not the better option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083210
I will make myself noticeable. I am dedicated. I will succeed. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083202
Hold on I gotta go buy a bonnet to tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083210
>Rich and powerful monstergirls don't want a man they can pamper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083206
>I shall write prose of great worth every day speaking of their beauty, give them flowers through the sweat of my brow, and ask daily to be considered their one and only love!

This is how Restraining Orders get filed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083208
Some of us. Maybe. But not a god-tier monster like a Pharaoh or Lilim. Most of us would be stuck with succubi or matango or regular slimes or any other incredibly numerous species of shit tier girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083216
Love cannot be restrained.

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>>13083215
They want an attractive man.

>>13083212
You can refuse all you want but she's never going to like you because you're poor, ugly, and a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083219
>Not obeying the restraining order
And that is how Anon's obsession with a Pharaoh got him a prison sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083219
Iron chains will stop you just like anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083221
You don't need to be a CEO to be attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083201
>Cerea - That's a penis
>Miia - That's it?
>Mero - It looks like a worm
>Papi - Huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083226
You just have to meet her tastes, which would vary with each monster.
Some may want you to be fit, some may want you to be rich, others may be chubby chasers, and Kikis want you to be a slob NEET so that she can reform your life and make you her husband.

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>>13083226
True, but her list of suitors would fill a set of novels. She can pick the attractive, handsome and charming ones at her leisure. Why settle with so many negative qualities? No, you'd need a girl with a fetish for people who sit in their basements and play vidya and shitpost all day, so probably a Kikimora or oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083224
Iron chains or prison cannot stop true love. If she really didn't want me, I'd just hang myself. Unrequited love is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083227
To me it looks more like...

>Cerea - M-M-Mas-Maste-Master's Pe-pe-pe-pe-Peni-!!!!!
>Miia - Darling's-! All of my want...!
>Mero - O-Oh my, sir's is-A-Ah!
>Papi - ...huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083234
Okay. Guess you commit suicide, since you have no desired traits that others don't fulfill better with none of your flaws.>>13083234


You're dead now. Congratulations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083238
I suppose. If nothing else, I lived a full life.
Why do you think anyone is on here? We all have a lack of love, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I just buy one, or a second one for traveling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083233
Chances are all of those suitors only care for her looks, money, and status.
They'd probably view her as a trophy wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Red Oni
Perpetually attempting to get me to drink
What the hell is she even teaching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083247
>Traveling
>With that
You'd have to buy a second plane ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083192
>none of them will ever get Darling's D because it's a harem series
Why couldn't it just stayed as romance? Aside from the fact that haremshit sells better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083247
Loen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083250
She can eliminate those too. Well, she's down to only five thousand pages of suitors now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083258
It was drawn by him yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083259
More like one.
You should learn to stop being so cynical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083262
Huh, I don't remember him posting it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083257
Well, look on the bright side.

In the future, after Darling's Haremshit is done and over, single guys can reno their homes, and then go to a Monster Girl Hot Spring and meet a cute MG to go out with and eventually marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083268
that's because i commissioned it

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>>13083245
Set your goals a bit lower than 'godlike being of incredible power and astounding looks that anyone would marry'. Something realistic. Like a werewolf or something. And don't give me that shoot for the stars crap, you ended up in jail along with another two hundred and fifty better qualified suitors because you were horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083273
Oh.

Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083245
I came here for monstergirls anon.
Don't give up anon you'll find love in unexpected places. I know I did. Giving up will incur Lord Eros' wrath. She'll love the FUCK out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083247
>her hair clip is covering her snakecloaca
Lewd/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083251
Chemistry?

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>>13083269
>Go to hotsprings
>Run across family of Lion catgirls
>They're REALLY into harems
>You're REALLY not into harems
>Want a monogamous relationship
>Too bad
>You now have to sexually satisfy 6 very lewd girls each and every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Dwarf
Not into toddlercon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083277
>muh realism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083266
You really think that out of all the men in the world, only you would love a beautiful woman of near godlike power, fame, and wealth?

Get real. She's so far out of your league that even in a fantasy you'd need an incredibly bent justification.

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>>13083250
Everybody with money has to deal with gold diggers when they court. The real hard part is finding someone who isn't spoiled, who can walk in high society, and knows the value of money. And that throws out most people no matter if they're poorfags who want to live the rich life and don't know what that means or spoiled daddy's girls and momma's boys.

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>>13083277
But I wasn't horny. I sincerly wanted to care for her and make her less lonely. I wanted to show her she was a woman in my eyes, not a goddess or a wealthy tycoon.
>>13083281
Indeed. I shall never give up. Giving up is for the dead and the dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083281
>Eros curses you for giving up on unrequited love for a probably married woman

Have we confirmed her as worst God yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083285
Lions are one of the large cats that dislike water, try tigers or another large cat that likes water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083294
You and eight thousand other better looking romantics.

You're just as shallow as they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083289
What if she liked normal people?
What if she herself liked someone who was normal and didn't have any amount of wealth, fame, or power? Your cynicism ruins your hopes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083297
Taking things literally. Holy shit anon. I mean don't give up on love generally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083299
You really enjoy beating up on us romantics, eh? So be it, do so! I shall enjoy my wife, for her soul only! Enjoy your wife, too. You deserve and sincerely need tender love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083300
That literally only widens her net to millions of men. Your best bet is that she has some weird, highly specific and socially repulsive fetish that ONLY YOU can fulfill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083277
Now now, anon. If we're talking like that, there's probably less than ten pharaohs in the whole world. And less than twenty apophises. And less than three hundred dragons. And so on.

Most people would be married to elves and dog girls and cat girls and anything else that's the majority of populations instead of the high and mighty few.

That sort of thinking makes people go apeshit in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083284
yeah probably.
All alcohol based advances are disregarded because chemistry is a pain in the ass and it's too early for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083298
Tigers don't do harems though.
Though tigers are bigger and stronger, meaning a Jinko would be taller and stronger than a Lion CG.
>Imagining something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KfdUiscuug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083309
Wouldn't being cursed to not be able to find love not really matter to people who have given up on love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083312
Then so be it.
If she picks me, then I'll rejoice. If she doesn't OH FUCKING WELL. I'll just move on. I won't wallow in cynicism all the time like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Sahuagin
>Hell Mode
What does she do, stare at me slightly harder with that emotionless, vacant expression?

The horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083313
That's pretty much how it is in MGE, isn't it?

>>13083311
Yeah, sure. You enjoy her for her soul, a fictional person who doesn't exist. You're not interested in her because she had an attractive profile image or something as shallow as a fetish turning you on.
Sure. It's just romance.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a good translator to commission monster girl stuff? I noticed 2 of Horitomo's stuff and 1 of nenemaru's one shot not translated. I need to correct this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Any one remember that cowgirl doujin where she's treated like a cow and he sticks human ears on her and it's like "HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKED LIKE A HUMAN IN COWGIRL COSPLAY ALL ALONG"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083323
>cynicism
And yet all I've done is shown you the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083321
I think gods have a lot of punishments in mind for people who displease them.
Maybe she'll send an apsaras to fuck anon dead? or Maybe Teach him a lesson about love after an intense, non stop, near fatal fucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083330
Milk Party.

Maybe you're a pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083328
Indeed, the truth of the matter! Power does turn me on. But I enjoy the caress of power, not the acquiring of power. I would love to show her that she is a beautiful woman. Why are you trying to ruin people? You need some loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083316
muh heart
>>13083330
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/270644/4021cdceb1/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083330
Yes, everyone does, though it prefer the one that he did where the guy starts growing dick all over his body and uses them to molest people on the train

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083324
That's just to start. She'd keep telling you how great a swimmer you would be, and requests you join the swim team. If you refuse she'll begin offering to tutor you, and leaving notes in your desk with lewd messages. If she forced you, it wouldn't be mutual after all.
But then the full moon comes. Better have a good bunker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083328
No it's more regional. If you want a specific mg you'd need to go to where they live. You'll find plenty of manticores in volcanic regions but not to many slimes, despite them being more common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083332
>truth
You must be pretty full of yourself as well for believing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083335
Wouldn't that just reaffirm to you that love really, really isn't worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083328
>That's pretty much how it is in MGE, isn't it?
Yes, but everyone wants their specific waifu and doesn't like being told the probability of it is infinitesimal so...you know.

It's an escapist fantasy and they want to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083347
What, for pointing out that a godlike being may not be interested in you for your nebulous good qualities? That just because you think you are special doesn't mean she would?

>>13083340
I enjoy watching people realize how unlikely their dreams are, even if monsters were real. What a rush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083345
>and leaving notes in your desk with lewd messages.
I don't see this working for a Sahuagin
>you have a visually pleasing musculature that I would enjoy optimising for use of procreation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083359
Your rush is unproven. I would guess that you only enjoy taking people down because you yourself lack the ideology of romance that proves that anything is possible with love. Perhaps you were rejected at some point. You should reconsider being so cynical. It didn't suit Diogenes, and it doesn't suit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083353
I can understand that. It's a bit silly but I can see why. It's just how TINY the odds are for something like pharaoh and lilim, creatures that are numbered in the teens for their total population that it feels silly. Those are waifus for legendary heroes and the best of the best, not some shitposter with no interesting things done in their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083341
>Dat last page surprised me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083359
You must really think you're so high and mighty telling people the "truth", and tearing away their hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083363
>proves that anything is possible with love
That is demonstratably not true.

>clearly you don't understand love!
What I don't understand is why you think you have a shot with a God with so little to offer.

>You were rejected!
Well, yeah. That's part of the dating game. Doesn't mean you give up, it just means you don't go for the 10/10 with dozens of hangers-on more attractive than you because you think you're hot shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083368
Nah.
Truth is brutal and low, not high and mighty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083348
Sorry anon. I have this image on my head of Eros as a jaded warrior goddess.
She has to deal with gods fighting all the time to see who becomes the chief god and the never ending threat from the Old Demon Lords.
A new demon lord suddenly rises then everybody is fucking and falling in love again and Eros' sees this as a chance to consolidate more power from LOVE.
But its just me. so carry on then. Nice talking to you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083378
But I know I am flawed. I try anyway. To give up and settle for less than the ideal is to fall short of your own dreams. And you cannot give up on dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083387
>Cynical and Narcissistic people actually believe this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083364
That's why you get not-shit taste in waifus
>You'll never take your zombiegirl by the hand and lead her away from civilisation
>You'll never adventure with her deep into the woods until you find the abandoned mansion of a one-powerful mage
>You'll never order your zombie waifu to get food for you as you begin to fix up the mansion, cleaning it out, and patching up holes, diluting acid slimes and pouring them down the drains to burn away the mould, before flushing them with water
>The night you finally fuck your waifu into a powerful and beautiful Wight is the same day that you hammer the last nail into the now-pristine mansion.
>You'll never life in seclusion with her, the odd ghost and whatever children the two of you spawn, only venturing out for high-class functions and to expand the library the two of you spend most of your time in, reading and snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083364
Do you remember the parable of the man given as much land as he could walk in one day? There's the people who pick something reasonable, and the ones who get nothing because they are greedy.

People who understand probability and numbers never even consider making a god or something their waifu because they know odds and where they relatively sit in the scheme of things. The people who live in total pipedreams reach for whatever they want because they don't care about reason. And it pisses statistics people off because they want more consequences and working logic in their fantasies, and the husbands of gods to be worthy of them.

It's the difference between DnD grogs and freeform fags. And that's the mentality that clashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083394
You can try all you want, it's not going to change anything. She's got better choices than you so barring temporary or permanent insanity there's no reason to pick you.


A grounding in reality is important to live past 25.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083396
Leave him be. He will learn later on the lavender loving truth! He seeks to harden others hearts, but only hardens his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083394
Actually you super have to.

Dreams are meant for children and must be forgotten when you grow into adulthood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083394
Oh I get it, you're thinking with a Nottinghill mentality. Yeah if that gets you through the day than so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083396
What, that truth is often uncomfortable and we'd rather not deal with it?
That seems a bit silly, Anon. People couldn't live with the truth all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083408
The truth can be harsh.
However, you seem hellbent on dashing the hopes of people in the name of "truth".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083400
I don't remember that parable, actually. Sounds interesting and fitting in this scenario.

>>13083399
And this is why zombie and wight are a damn good contestant for best monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck would you even put realism to a escapist fantasy porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083417
Because he's that one douche from FFTA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083415
Maybe? If telling the truth counts as being hellbent, then I guess I'm powered by satan, because lying to make someone feel good is wrong.

>>13083403
I don't care about how you feel as long as the facts are made clear to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083406
I'm sorry you failed to achieve your dreams anon.
Your failure doesn't mean everybody has to fail along with you.
Having dreams doesn't make you an adult son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083422
Is it a good thing i never played it? The rules suck, unlike FFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083424
Why are you strawmanning?
Are you grasping for straws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083422
You mean Marche?
>>13083424
Facts are merely boundaries we make for ourselves that limit our potential. Some are more difficult to break than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083417
Because various levels of grounding give gravitas to a setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083417
a grounding in reality helps the audience imagine things easier
it's why generally in stories, settings, etc. humans aren't seven feet tall octopi deer hybrids
so why wouldn't you use a grounding in reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083426
I mean casting away your dreams doesn't make you an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083432
>facts are merely boundaries
I think that's objectively, probably not true Anon. Sometimes facts are facts, not something you can cast off if you will it hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083426
Part of growing up is realizing how stupid the dreams you thought as a kid were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083431
I don't see strawmanning there. What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083435
Because the vague rules are already laid down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083442
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083442
Thou know not.

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>>13083203

Been Looking forward to the story starting back up, though the background helps flesh things out a little.

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>>13083426
Man, some of the things I dreamed about as a kid were really stupid. Dreams now are much more possible and within reach. I can understand your argument, but young kid dreams are just... Dumb.

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>>13083364
Just to say, if we go by the fact that MG Pharaohs are Undead, and thus revived throughout history, there would likely be a few dozen or hundred of them for starters. Numbers which would only grow as they had numerous daughters who would inherit the title and abilities.

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>>13083442
Remember when nothing being faster than light was a fact?

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>>13083448
This looks like some shit I would find in a Tulpa thread on /x/.

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>>13083455
Not him, but I actually think my dreams have gotten more absurd and unlikely as I've grown up...

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>>13083456
There aren't supposed to be that many of them, and monsters have a REALLY hard time reproducing. Their numbers would likely be less than a hundred, unless their kingdom lasted longer than six thousand years, in which case add about fifteen more for each thousand.

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>>13083462
I dont think we've proven tachyons actually exist yet, so it's still a fact. Bad choice of topic, light speed still appears to be the universal limit.

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>>13083456
Not even him but nah man. MGE makes it clear that humans outnumber monsters greatly.

Pharaohs each control a green realm or demon realm and were each ancient demigod rulers. We also know that the vast majority of them are still sleeping.

Even making their desert land the size of Egypt Sudan, Nigeria and Chad put together and having a pharaoh rule each major city, you're looking at less than a dozen likely active and awake at the time MGE is written.

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>>13083462
But that's still true. The speed of light in a vacuum hasn't yet been exceeded.

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>>13083470
>>13083477
So it's currently a fact, as far as we know.

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>>13083462
You don't know much about science do you?

"At this point we have observed nothing that travels faster than light in a vacuum." That is a fact with all the proper qualifiers. Models change as new observations are made. That's science.

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>>13083466
Weird. Mine always relied on other people being really stupid or really accepting or strange things like being a cyborg ninja or whatever.

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>>13082602
>mummy
[x] ram it in

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>>13083480
Yes? I don't see what your point is here -- that's a hard and fast universal fact.


Do you not understand how facts work?

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>>13083480
you're really not helping your point here anon
facts arent things you trivially discard because you will them away

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>>13083482
Science these days outside of Biology and Geology and Technology is basically "Debate Debate Debate Debate Debate Debate ICAN'TPROVESHIT Debate Debate Debate Research Grant"

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>>13083491
>>13083494
"As far as we know" Would mean there's still room for this to be proven wrong.
Our knowledge of things is extremely limited, and to think we truly understand something would be quite arrogant.

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>>13083483
Being a Cyborg Ninja would be cool. Cut my brain out, put it in a jar, and stick that jar in a cyborg body that can flip mechs the size of skyscrapers. Yes please. I'll take that soon as it's available.

But yeah, compared to the kind of future-goal dreams I had as a kid, the ones I have now are rather more...improbable, in scale.

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>>13083495
And in biology and geology it's getting to be. "I'm going to say something clearly contentious and wrong the first time so we can argue about it for a few years and really milk these publications."

It's not the old "Go forth and describe" it once was.

Especially climate modellers. Fuck those guys.

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>>13083495
>>13083507
It is the nature of science. This is why things are referred to as "Theories". It's not that it's "Just a theory", it's that it's "The most correct model we have with current evidence".

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>>13083495
>>13083514
What do you imagine science was like before?

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>>13083507
Okay, now you're flailing. You don't use absolutes in science, that's just a rule.

You don't get to declare that facts can be overcome because of the power of love and then try to claim that one of the most fundamental principles of modern physics is of dubious truth. All data so far gathered supports it.

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Night everyone

Don't burn down the thread

[Anonymous No.]

I was listening to hardcore history last night at work and i remembered us talking about telling our MG wives about wars throughout human history and the worst parts about WWI and WWII
While the killing would be bad enough, how do you think they would react to the much more complex emotions that an event like the Christmas truce brings out? I don't even have a full understanding of what i feel whenever i read or hear about it and I'm human.
Would they be able to take it?

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>>13083526
Not to mention shit like the Franz Stiegler and Charlie Brown incident.

en period wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown_and_Franz_Stigler_incident

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>>13083524
Let him dream anon.

Nothing ever gets discovered if people go in assuming everything already has been.

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>>13083522
I would have killed to be an American geologist in the 1960's. All those undescribed units, all that stratigraphy to be done. You could do master thesis and dissertations just by going out to an undescribed outcrop and doing a really good lithologic and petrographic description.

The highway departments were cutting new roadcuts all the time and opening up even more discoveries.

Just glorious.

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>>13083507
you tried to claim that all facts are just boundaries that can be broken with enough effort
it may be literally impossible in the case of light speed, so you made an extremely poor claim

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>>13083525
Alright everyone, make sure to pour one out onto the salamander after she wrestles that bear to the floor

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>>13083531
Physics isn't one of those kinds of fields anymore.

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>>13083524
>He's got a point! I better say he's flailing!

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>>13083525
Every night anon goes to bed wondering if tomorrow he wakes up to little more than ash.

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>>13083531
We get "discoverers" like these fuck-the-scientific-method guys in physics every now and then. Every time they "discover" something it's either something we've known since the middle ages or just plain incorrect.

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>>13083515
90% of science is theories these days.
The one guy assuming they're "facts" and "truth" is really just fishing for pissed off people.

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>>13083536
I'm not even that guy.
You're mixing me up with someone else.

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>>13083547
Not him, but you're flailing.
Muh realism a shit though.

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>>13083553
>90% of science is theories these days.
What do you think science was, say, 100 years ago? Hint: it's always been 100% theories.

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>>13083547
But you are flailing, and now you're strawmanning. You chose your argument very poorly and refused to back down despite the fact that you are clearly wrong. Your argument that facts can be overcome is ridiculous in this case, because the speed of light is just not something that you break with the force of your will. Reality doesn't bend to your desires, anon.

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>>13083550
I wonder if we fully rediscovered the contents of Alexandria Library?

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>>13083541
>>13083550
And yet theoretical physics is still a prominent, well-funded field.

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>>13083536

This is why I hate when people like him argue relativism. They try to put their harebrained nonsense on the level of theories just because science always leaves room to grow so it doesn't get mired in the dogmatic traps of the early Renaissance again.

The core thing is science always operates on what is observable.

Only armchair philosophers try to argue untestable unobservable truth as anything but improbability so close to impossibility that writing it as a limit function would result in a probability of zero.

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>>13083562
Probably.

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>>13083563
Theoretical physicists use the scientific method, dude. Have you ever been near to a physics department?

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>>13083563
Theoretical physics is lots and lots of math. Not wild guessing about the speed of light being willed faster.

[Anonymous No.]

It's late Anon, don't you think it's time for you to be getting ready for a comfy night's sleep?

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>>13083557
I may be.
I certainly don't see it myself though.

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>>13083562

No way in hell. You know all the Geek writings we only have because the Romans were Greekaboos? And even that's very incomplete. Alexandria had stories and records and rare manuscripts from across the entire Mediterranean.

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>>13083562
Math wise? Yeah. Literature wise? Almost certainly not. A shame, too. Lot of interesting plays and stories in there.

>>13083566
And the worst part is, light speed in a vacuum is really basic physics, and there's just SO MUCH built on it and every time one of those things is proven true, light speed being the upper limit gets more evidence.

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>>13083577
I would love to sleep in a flock of sheep, resting on their wool and hearing the entire herd baa softly while they sleep.

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>>13083580
Oh, so we aren't just talking about science here. Yeah totally agree with you if that's case.

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>>13083580
>Romans were Greekaboos
This is the best thing I've read today.

It puts so much more context too the romanisation of greek mythology.
>This isn't Heracles, it's my original character, Hercules!

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>>13083584
I think if light speed issue was proven wrong Physics itself would be flipped over due to that.

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>>13083577
>Thinking I should probably go to sleep
>/mgt/ now telling me to go to sleep
Well fine, I'll go to bed. Sheesh
If only I had a Weresheep

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>>13083577
>work night shift and have been doing so for over a year
>still get tired at night
>woke up 6 hours ago and i'm already exhausted
>8 more hours to go


Someone kill me

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>>13083462
>The hall vibrates slightly with the shared rumblings of mumbled conversation
>Controversy hangs heavy in the air
>The lights dim and a little girl takes the stage
>But every one knows the name of the genius Lich scholar, Kellyth 'Zad.
>"Ladies. The odd married man not required to mind the home.
>Tonight, I bring to you the one substance known to exceed the speed of light.
>My hubby"
>She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small remote, flicking through slides.
>The first is a young boy strapped to a table, looking quite bored. It's well known her husband is an integral part to many of her more profound discoveries. The timestamp reads 21:47:32. She stands over his cock, and holds a vial in her hand
>The next slide is the same, reading 21:48:25
>The vial is empty, the boy's mouth is full, indicating he has ingested the liquid
>The next shows his rigid erection, with the girl next to it, lips pursed as though she were sucking in air
>The one after shows her lips slightly differently, blowing on his cock. the timestamp reads 22:17:53
>The next slide is identical to the first, with the same timestamp
>"In this instant, my blowing on the subject's erection has elicited a near-infinite amount of orgasms. The stimulation would have killed him, had I not acted immediately to stabilize his life-force."
>22:17:55, torrents of cum fly from the man's cock, splattering everything. The picture shows the lich's clipboard drenched in thick cum, and she's been painted nearly white.
>"As of now I do not have the equipment needed to measure the reactions in as minute a detail as it calls for, but I feel confident in saying that I can bring my husband to orgasm at a speed greater than light itself....
>Questions?"

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>>13083573
>>13083576
Yes, I know. I'm simply saying that dismissing a possible line of inquiry because evidence might contradict an accepted theory isn't a good mentality to have.

Anomalies must be explored if we're ever to make progress. The Speed of Light may be an absolute, accepted limit now, but there are still people who dedicate their lives to testing it. Will they ever discover something that can move faster than the speed of light on it's own? Who knows. They still might find something else in the process though.

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>>13083591
That's likely what would happen. It'd be interesting to see such a fundamental shift, but I don't think it will ever happen, just like how triangle measurements on a flat plane havent changed much for two thousand years.

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>>13083591
Everything predicated on the light speed issue provably works, so it's pretty much impossible for it to be proven wrong. What probably will happen sooner or later is that the current knowledge turns into a special case that applies under normal circumstances, like with Newtonian mechanics.

When was the last time anything in physics was actually _overturned_, rather than subsumed, I wonder? The latest thing I can think of is phlogiston and that was in the 18th century.

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>>13083601
Trying to prove an idealistic point via a misunderstanding of physics provides no proof for anything.

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>>13083602
If tachyons were proven to exist this would ultimately happen.

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>>13083608
I'm not even the guy who started this whole argument about the odds of landing a Pharaoh or whatever the fuck began this whole thing.

I'm just saying that not questioning things isn't how science works.

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>>13083610
Tachyons are a weird concept, though. They travel backwards in time and gain mass as they lose speed, among other things. They're also entirely undetectable.

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>>13083614
You can question it all you want, but you need an actual rationale for your guess to be true to not be a laughingstock.

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>>13083606
>Impossible
Or so you think.
It may never be proven wrong, or it may happen tomorrow.
Sadly, I think it's currently impossible to even research so much as test it currently. So we may as well shut the fuck up, and go back to talking about monstergirl fantasies without trying to be giant dicks ruining people's fun.

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>>13083622
This is true. Scientists are big fans of "There's no such thing as stupid questions, only stupid people who ask them."

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>>13083622
Yes, that's obvious.

But there are people who question it, experiment with it, try and prove it wrong, see how far they can push the limit. Because that's what science basically is.

Someone earlier, maybe you, maybe someone else, stated that "All data so far gathered supports it". My point is simply that this does not mean we stop gathering data on it.

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>>13083593
You have my condolences, I couldn't ever handle a night shift.

[Anonymous No.]

Fairies are cool.

Discuss.

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>>13083626
>Sadly, I think it's currently impossible to even research so much as test it currently.
What era do you think you live in exactly?

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>>13083634
I wanna fuck an onahole fairy.

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>>13083637
That makes you uncool. Why would fairies, a cool being, consort with an uncool creature in such deprave acts?

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>>13083634
Stretching until she's a balloon filled with pearly white.

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>>13083635
One that's not exactly advanced enough.
Now please, drop the subject.

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>>13083634
I find the size difference a deterrent, even if a hundred hugged me it wouldn't have the same warm feeling as one normal size MG doing it. I don't want to live in a fairy's world, and while a great onahole they cannot satisfy me.
But KC probably said something about them growing large, so they're average and I'd try a non-committal fuck with one at least once.

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>>13083641
Because semen?

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>>13083640
Yes, those are nice. But how does that relate to the current situation?

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>>13083653

GOD DAMN IT DENSE PALADIN JUST FUCK THE LILIM ALREADY

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>>13083653
Is is scientifically possible to prove that fluffy isn't the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083634
I want to see yan leanan sidhe

>>13083649
Fairy magic means if you want it or not, you'll be shrunk down and whisked to the fairy kingdom, probably gang raped as revenge for filling her like a balloon.

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>>13083664
At least they're all still lolis.

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>>13083660
I shall need a generous grant and a large amount of specimens of various kinds, fluffy, soft, hard, hot, cold...

[Anonymous No.]

>Visit zoo
>Go to Jinko pit
>Little cute Jinko cubs wander about with their mothers talking in the cave on the other side
>Want to get a closer look
>End up falling in
>Land on my ass
>98% sure it's broken
>Don't even know if it's possible to break an ass
>Jinko cubs see me
>They cautiously walk up to me
>I begin panicking, and hoping their mothers don't notice me
>They finally get really close to me and stare with curious eyes
>I stare back and sweat
>One of them then comes closer and hugs me, with the others following
>Their warm, fuzzy fur feels so good
>I notice them chuffing and blushing
>This isn't so bad...
>I notice the mothers walk out and glare at me
>UH OH

[Anonymous No.]

You guys! I finally figured it out! The ultimate truth!

>There is a contained space
>Upon it, are written words, bright red and bold
>Only Stupid Assholes Get in This Thread

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>>13083667
You got it! And tenure! Now solve the question once and for all Wurmstrum.

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>>13083660
It would mostly be subjective statistics on how you define best.

>total population size
>average longevity
>percentage married with children
>number of children
>environments inhabited
>average income earned per household
Etc.

Or subjective sociological nonsense that relies on polling like
>Feels better
>Comfy
>Cute
>Makes my dick hard
Etc.

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>>13083676
Slimy is the best.

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>>13083677
I feel that with their extreme longevity and medium level breeding, Kitsune would be a highly populous species after a long enough time. Mice breed faster, but there are only so many males and they have average lifespans. Dragons, undead, and lilim last longer but don't breed nearly as quickly and are more selective of their men. Keep in mind that MAMAMO MANA gives men the same lifespan as their waifus.

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>>13083681
Thinking about the statistical side, dragons and tanukis are going to throw the wage scales way out of line for both the fluffy and the scaly. Might have to label them as outliers.

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>>13083683
>Out of line
The Dragon would bust the scale alone.

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>>13083679
Seconded with vehemence.

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>>13083671
Snake use a Chuff Grenade to scramble their senses and escape.

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>>13083683
We will also need to factor in dead woman becoming zombies and other undead, and the odd situation that is the fallen god's realm where it steals population away to increase it's own. It removes breeding pairs from the equation, unless there are reports of couples becoming pregnant in that timeless zone.

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>>13083681
How fucking massive must their world be to support all that population? Their Hawaii would have to be as big as our Australia, and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

What ever happened to the sloth writefag guy?

I enjoyed his succubus story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083691
Chuff Grenades?

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>>13083703
Wrote slowly, died, came back for like one piece, died again. Someone still posts sloths on occasion, but I haven't seen any more writing from him.

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>>13083705
Make airplane noises and hope that it triggers the Jinko mother's PTSD

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>>13083689
Muh abomigga.

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>>13083697
Demon realms help alleviate the problem. As mana is shared with the lilim inside, it can grow larger without taking up any spare space. It could lead to division and politics, but for the sake of population the land to occupy is essentially limitless as long as there is enough mana. That is my theory of course. The real question is how such large populations could remain fed, and the potential food limits.

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>>13083691
>Throw chuff grenade
>Disable their censors
>They're still in front of me
>Shit
>At least the zookeepers are finally intervening and preventing me from being slaughtered
>Though one of the cubs refuses to let go and is chewing my shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083667
Nekobuss gonna get impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083708
Cute. I want to give her a long deep kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083706
A shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083717
I want to take her virginity in the missionary position on the first day of our honeymoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083723
You freak. I bet you want to be a loving husband and a caring father as well, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be killed by paladins
>Your dragon wife will never come flying
>She will never hold your limp dying body
>You will never say "Kill them if you want, don't hold back" to her
>You will never try to wipe her tears
>She will never hug you tight as she transforms into a true dragon
>you will never see her transforming as the last thing you'll see before everything fades to black

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083727
Yes. I want to give our horrifying daughterus goodnight headpats every evening before going to bed early with my darling waifu.

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>>13083729
She'll just revive you or form a Drakengard contract.

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>>13083729
>See my fellow paladin kill an unarmed man.
>Shit blackguard what are you doing.jpg
>You may have married a dragon but everybody deserves a chance at redemption.
>I'm sorry that they got to you first my friend.
>You will be avenged.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083729
>A man will never earn the title of dragonslayer that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083760
But anon, there's only one dragon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083759
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083766
What's the magic word?

[Spoonfeeder-kun !!Z05AoFaLQii No.]

>>13083766
I feel friendly today: http://exhentai.org/s/38d63ea165/112098-5

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083773
>Todd Oyama
Oh my, that's good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083763

>Not understanding the implication that waifu fails to exact revenge
>Her hide made into glorious armor for one man
>Her hoard taken into the castle treasury
>And the people of the kingdom basking in the improved roads and education and army

When Ulric Badguy said he'd improve our city without raising taxes, he kept his word. FOUR MORE YEARS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083773
I wanted to tease him a little.

>>13083776
It certainly is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083779
He even fixed the potholes on Main Street. He's a Badguy who keeps his word! Great campaign slogan too.

>Somebody has to be the bad guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083779
>The Joke

>Your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083786
>dragons layer
>correct in any way grammatically

That's not how puns work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083793
I know, I'm a miserable failure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083629
there is no such thing as stupid questions, just smart assed answers

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you bully? The mom, or the daughter? And what are the consequences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083797

Personally I was hoping you'd counter with a Skwisgaar quote

I ams dragons layer. Is perfect English, right Toki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083802
I'd bully the mom's nose with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083803
That's pretty good. Wish I'd thought of that.

Been too long since I've seen Metalocalypse.
On the topic of badasses in nice suits, more people should go see Kingsman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083809
>Nasal sex
>All that hair
>The snot
>And then she sneezes with the force of a mountain goat hitting you in the crotch
Not a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083822
>>And then she sneezes with the force of a mountain goat hitting you in the crotch
That's the consequence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083822
>>All that hair
Bristled for your pleasure.
>>The snot
He doesn't want to stick his dick in titaness snot! Look at him and laugh!

[Anonymous No.]

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>>13083840
Miss your face looks a bit melty, are you on the drugs?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13083837
>>13083840
>>13083845

>Dumping pics with zero discussion

I can't tell if this is bait or newfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083854
I mean I could talk about how manticores are shit if it'll make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083854
>dumping pics is bait or newfaggotry
Your post itself is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083862
What did you put on or do to her tail to piss her off anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083861
>Thread will be 3000+ posts
>300 pics
>About enough for 1 pic every 10 posts
>Dumping when it's that tight

Oh, so it is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083868
Looks like ink.
>doing calligraphy with your waifu's tail as a brush

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083856
I can argue irrelevant points with you and make personal insults if you need some help with that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083870
Quit getting fanny flustered whenever people do small dumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083868
>>13083872
Actually, she does that herself, I think. Her name is "Quill" after all.

If I had to guess, what she's declaring "Mine" and being protective of is the tailplug she uses as a "10th Tail".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083862

>Her hair braid is her 9th tail.

Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083874
Nah I'm good, I think I'll just call it a night instead.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083882
Best Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083877
the tailplug she uses as a "10th Tail".

That sounds like a really sad juvenile fantasy right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083882
Ah Judith, how you elevate my dick up the mohs scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083890
Not really, she's just a very lewd fox.
http://i.imgur.com/tohoVSB.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083903
Aren't all foxes though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083884
>Best
That's debatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083907
Isn't that the same elf that lewd doujin that was posted earlier focused on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083916
Yes.
She's the "Onee-san you want the MC to get with, but loses to the childhood friend because IT'S CANON" type of character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083923
I wanted MC to get with pic related, but instead she was wet for the edgiest, broodiest character in the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083931
The male cast, excluding Buzz Lightyear, kind of sucked.
>Dense MC
>Androgynous Elf
>Edgy scythe Elf
The girls were better, even the human girl was nice with her ass hugging shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083943
The human girl was the archtypical tsundere megacunt childhood friend.

I kept wishing she would die and was always disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083946
Didn't really appear Tsundere to me, though she was kind of a bitch.
>"OK GANG! We gotta climb down this tower! I'll go first!"
>"NU UH! I'll go first! Pervert!"
Bitch, you're wearing shorts, not a skirt. Winged girl was dense and lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081884
Guess who's maid profile is up next later today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083954
I wish tsunderes were good again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083968
Yes, a good and proper tsundere can actually be something worthy of being paired with an onee-san, genki petite girl, and a feather brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon? Anon? Where is my Servant?"
>"Oh, there you are! You know the protocol, I require someone to join me in her and help me wash my back end elsewhere. Come now Anon, get in here."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083987
>"As you wish, Mistress."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083987
And then anon scrubbed her back (and wings I assume), the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBMU6Crhm6E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084007
And her belly, and her breasts, and between her legs.
>"Ara, Anon, I want you to try scrubbing me with your dick this time."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QSCFI9y3SA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084022
But she only wants anon to scrub her-
>and elsewhere
Oh.
Considering the amount of time anon has spent working for the dragon, its probably the same as seeing his own sister naked. It's there, you've just grown so used to it over the years that it means nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084029
Mistress also likes playing with her butler.
And having him dress her, make her meals, brush her hair, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083987
A servant's fondest wish and greatest happiness, is to serve his beloved Mistress, after all.

>>13084029
>Not lovingly and tenderly caring for your Mistress' every need, taking joy in whatever pleasure and comforts you are able to give her
Truly plebian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083987
I want to go in there and assist my Mistress in washing every part of her! I'd hug her from behind as I' wash her Midriff, hold her feet-claws close to my face as I clean them, I'd want to be as close to my Mistress as possible! Then, once I've finished scrubbing her whole body, I'd begin work on washing her hair, using the finest shampoos and conditioners, I'd run my fingers through her lovely hair, and gently comb it afterwards.

After my Mistress is cleaned up and after a bit of relaxing cuddling in the hot tub, she'd then tell me to head to the kitchen, as she'll wish for snacks to enjoy once she gets out. So I'll quickly and eagerly jump out, dry myself, and rush to the kitchen, putting on only an Apron as I bake her her favorite treats.

Once they finish, and their sweet smell floats through the hallways, I'll see her walk down, towel around her body, and sit on the couch. That's when I eagerly sit on her lap and feed her by hand each piece of her dessert.

I love my Mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084029
>Have eyes for another
>A dragon personally wants you to wait on her
>Fuck it, you need the money
>See it as a job
>She asks you to do lewd shit so often you're desensitised to it, dick failing to even twitch
>Still pop a raging boner whenever your crush so much as brushes your hand with hers

It must suck to just assume any man is yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084036
>Putting on only an apron as I bake her her favorite treats
Ah yes, you again.

>I'll see her walk down, towel around her body
I cannot deny a particular fondness for such a visage though.

Also you forgot about giving her a scalp massage in the process of washing her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084033
>Mistress' lovely smile as I brush her soft, long black hair with a reddish hue
Truly a wonderful thing to see and experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084039
Indeed. One can only hope that she'd set her sights on one who desires to service her, like myself. Or the half-crazy naked apron guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084022
>Mistress needs her insides washed, too~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084051
>Wrap dick in wash cloth
>Scrub her insides with it
Remember, kids! Always give your Yes Man specific orders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084051
She needs a stomach pump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084048
She has a big heart, even if she likes to tease you.
I'm sure she'd set her sights on you if you show how much her smile and such means to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084056
She needs some lovely, soothing milk of dicnesia, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084054
>Dense butler MC and tsundere mistress Dragon
>Mistress gives him increasingly lewd orders with very obvious double meanings
>He just keeps on being dense while Mistress cries herself to sleep at night wondering if he hates her
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084063
I don't think a stomach pump is very pleasant.

Maybe she should just take a laxative.

Like phenolphthalein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084081
Enema? Its overused on h-manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084062
Mistress has her horde. Her smile is treasure enough to me.

>>13084075
Sounds like a good idea for daytime TV.
>Mistress watched Dense Butler X Tsundere Mistress, her head resting on her own butler's lap
>She gets really into it, shouting along with who knows how many other viewers around the world at the dense butler once again neglecting the unspoken, and yet equally unsubtle, desires of his mistress
>When the latest episode ends, she stares into her own butler's eyes, telling him how if he ever teased her like that, unpleasant things would follow
>Nod along and assure her you would never displease her in such a way
>Secretly contemplate doing it for just one day, if only to see what she might do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084081
Or just a handful of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.
It's on hell of an intestinal cleanser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084096
Mistress' smile is worth more than any treasure.
It is warmer than the sun, and is brighter than any light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084101
>Not conspiring to make the Mistress cry so you can console her in all sorts of ways, like hugging her, stroking her hair, kissing her forehead and cooing in her ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084106
>making her cry
>intentionally
I would never do such a malicious thing as that to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084101
Agreed.

>>13084106
>Conspiring to make Mistress cry
How awful. There will be occasions where she will cry, and need comforting regardless. Attempting to force such a thing is the height of despicable. Truly awful. Disgusting even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084109
>>13084111
Don't worry, Mistress will catch him before long and give him a nice, long acid kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084111
Sounds like something one of the maids would think up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
Sahuagin, hell mode.

She doesn't make any passes at me, and instead just pounces on me one day during a swimming class.

>>13083324
Atleast our grades won't suffer in any form or shape. Though they would likely give us more (non lewd) attention than other students.

I wonder how two Sahuagins managed to become principals though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084115
>mean maids conspiring to bully the sensitive loli mistress
I want to defend her from their attempts to embarrass her in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084114
>acid kiss
Mistress isn't an acid dragon.
Her darkish blue scales, regal horns, black hair with a reddish hue, elegant wings, and spiked tail are evidence to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084041
Well of course I'd give her a scalp massage! I'd massage every single part of her body if she asked me too, and I'd do so gladly! Serving my Mistress and seeing her smile fills me with pure happiness! And yes, her only in a towel would be a magical sight to behold, and I can only pray that she allows me the privilege to gaze upon her majesty!

>>13084048
>half-crazy naked apron guy
wow rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084124
His Mistress seems to be, though. >>13084106

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084129
>Devoted butlers
>Each serving their own draon mistress
>One serves a loli
>One serves a lightning dragon
>One serves a platinum dragon
>One serves a blue dragon that isn't a lightning dragon
>One serves an acid dragon
>One serves a Wurm in a dirty, torn up dress in a cardboard mansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084111
>There will be occasions where she will cry
Not often enough. I'm hooked on her delicious tears~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084136
Must have a Wyvern mistress then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084121
>I wonder how two Sahuagins managed to become principals though.
One of the few MG's who won't call up 1~50 male students per day to relieve stress.

Impartial to emotional appeals, would likely be good at administrating rules fairly and without bias.

Probably would work better as a swimming coach than a school principal, but it could work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084129
>>13084135
How would an Acid Dragon use her powers for lewd? Lightning is obvious, and ice and fire can be used easily to create mood or tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084151
Producing an extremely mild acid for slight irritation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083475
Once the worlds link in 2017, you can bet that there's going to be a large rush of anons towards the desert lands to find a Pharaoh/Aphopis/Anubis etc.

It would be like a gold rush, but instead for a waifu.

A waifu rush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084156
Lucky I like abomination girls, there shouldn't be much competition for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084158
Hopefully not mein brother of taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084156
>The local neighborhood portal is packed with anons rushing to the other side
>They clamour and bay like dogs, to odd warcry of "Dragon!" "Anubis!" "Pharaoh!" "Wight!"
>Anons shine with dollars in their eyes where there should be hearts, as they fight eachother for girls of the highest prestige
>A lone, cute zombie wanders through the throngs, having stumbled through the portal at some point
>She's passed from man to man, only to be tossed aside again, as she clings to sources of warmth, thrown by men who don't even bother to look at what's caught the sleeve of her shirt.
>Finally she falls towards you, spurred on by a particularly brutal shove
>You catch her in your arms and instinctively she wraps her arms around your torso. Her big undead eyes look into yours, tears forming at the corners, brimming with hope
>"Waaaarm?"
>"Warm."
>She frowns and looks back where she came from, the hundreds of men
>She clings tighter to you and buries her head in your chest, "Not warm."
>You can't help but chuckle as you draw her in closer to you, "Not warm. Plebians."
>She looks up at you, confused by the unfamiliar word. "Pleeebs?"
>You grin, "Plebs. It's a good word. Get used to it."
>She grins back at you as she wiggles her hips against you slightly, the action reminiscent of a dog wagging its tail, "Pleeeebs!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084204
And that is why zombies are adorable.

It is also why I have an ambulance on speed-dial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084206
Would you pull out a protruding bone from a Zombie's broken arms and fuck the hole like a floppy, slimy onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084213
Only if it would feel good for her. There are three better holes in her I could use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084213
I would bandage it instead and visit a local lich to get her patched up. If love and MAMAMO MAGIC isn't enough to fix it.

But whatever floats your boat anon. Aslong as she doesn't mind and it isn't uncomfortable for her I don't see the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084217
Ear, nose and eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084204
>Wight
I'll turn this zombie into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084224
I'm insulted that you think my dick is so small and thin. And I think if I thrust my dick through her eye I'd mash her brain and kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084224
Excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084228
>not having a woodpecker dick
>not lovingly gorging holes in your waifu and devouring whatever mashed up insect remains pasted to your dick
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084228
>not having your dick quadrifurcated so you can fuck every hole on your waifu, large or small
You could even fuck both nostrils at once as you got double handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084241
>quadfurcating
>not even in a state of quantum entanglement
Get a load of this guy,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602

>Chimaera

She alternates between being subtle,blatant and outright yandere. I want out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084239
>>13084241
>Implying I have any say to the matter
Hey dudes, my body and soul is hers. If my dick is normal and not split into four points, or able to gouge out bits of her, it's probably because she doesn't want that. MAMOMOANMAO MANA dude, who knows how that works

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, would a Monster Girl be OK if you were slightly yandere towards her? I'm beginning to fear that if I were to meet her, I'd be really obsessive over her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084256
Can i take your place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084262
Depends on the girl. Keep in mind that most MG are utterly devoted once they get a husband, so Yan is pretty much nullified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084262
>male yandere
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084135
>cardboard mansion
>Wurm mistress keeps Junko as the cat she villainously pets
>"It's a living", Junko chuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084285
>Taking my Junko and turning her into Mr.Bigglesworth
I like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084289
>my Junko
Didn't you give her to me ages ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084291
I remember saying it's okay for you to write about her, and you saying you'll give her a house, and you not doing the house part, and MGK going on for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084274
What's wrong with male yanderes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084294
>not doing the house part
Is there not a floor where one was not before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084300
A floor is not a house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084285
I want to do this.
>Have Paladins tossed in the Matango pit while princess carrying a catloli everywhere and petting her hair
>No, Mr. Roland, I expect you to get milked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084305
You have to start from the bottom.
>>13084306
>Mr. Roland
Okay, you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084311
Better not forget the insulation.
Or the hemi-powered garbage disposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084313
>Better not forget the insulation
It'll be fine anon. After I get all the unimportant character development that nobody cares about out of the way, they'll work on the house all day and get up walls and a roof and make it waterproof and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084317
Better watch Tool Time for tips.
Become Tim Alpan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084319
I don't need to, I've had it all figured out since December. I was supposed to get it done by Christmas.
Then stuff happened. I'll finish the damn house anon, not next week but the week after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084322
Stuff happened to me too.
Though I'm not taking the amount of time you have. Finish the house, then join in at barking at Anubisfucker to do the Dragoon story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084327
As you wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084329
Good.
Will she get a simple cabin, that can be nice and cozy if done right?
Or a standard house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084337
It's made of cardboard anon. It's just one room. Or two, if you count the entryway that needs to be its own enclosure for reasons.
There won't be a lot of space in there either because of the stove and the couch and all the junk she has.
It'll be a place for troubled young lovers to go to for sagacious advice and beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084344
Is her treasure at least underground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084344
So a cabin.
Made of cardboard, pizza boxes, and empty soda cans.
It's also held together with tears, I presume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084347
Treasure?
>>13084348
Duct tape. And it has support columns in the corners and on the roof to keep it all from collapsing under its own weight or the weight of snow falling on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084347
You mean her bottomless flask of vodka?
No, you mustn't speak of one of the legendary hobo treasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084354
How many shots inside Charon is that bottle worth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083734
>introducing Cavia rules into MGE

Everyone go home. Anon broke the hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084353
Does she get a wood burning stove or one of those Sterno stoves?

>>13084357
It's the second most valuable of the hobo treasures.
It's more valuable than even the odorless garments.
Shots inside of charon are worthless in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083802
Both! I must have everything, or I have nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084370
Wood burning. Now can we drop this and talk about fun stuff?
>>13084371
Like this one. I'd bully the daughter so the mom would punish me. I'm assuming that's what's happening in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084364
>Sharing the same lifeforce with your waifu
>Becoming stronger with your waifu
>Experiencing Cavia horrors with your waifu
>Traveling with your waifu and a child eating Elf who made a pact with Undine and Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084380
>drop this
Buzz kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084371
Do you wish the daughter to be yours or for a mother-daughter threesome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084370
>Shots inside of charon are worthless in comparison.
What about Charon's severed head onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084383
What buzz? Most people are not interested in this. We're like, totally shitting up the thread 'n stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084204
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084388
Let's say this.
A thousand Charon's wouldn't be worth the cap.

>>13084389
>What buzz
I'm drunking.
>shitting up the thread
We're at least having a civil discussion about a Jinko, and not arguing about something really fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084213
>wanting bone splinters in your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084395
>the cap
So in the wastelands of the future, that bottle cap is the equivalent of a thousand mark bill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB8S0JyN5Z0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084385
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084403
Don't dick the daughteru, Fritz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084400
>The future
For hobos and future people, endless vodka is sacred.
Though not everyone likes sharing the same flask, and numerous homeless emperors have wages countless wars in the streets for its possession.
Currently, the great 12 hobo emperors do not know where the flask is hidden, and search for it endlessly while wandering around collecting cans..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084405
Eat Crunchy's sword moralfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084407
>Wurm
>Slaver
I don't, I... what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084407
Sounds like I could just buy Charon off the hobos with a couple of bottles of moonshine. They're really bad at calculating profit over time. They should sell individual shots with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084412
Wurm became a bad girl.
A bad, bad girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084382
You forgot

>seeing your waifu violated and/or ripped apart before your eyes while your children are roasted alive to be eaten

Because Cavia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084420
I'mma go be her slave. What's she gonna do, make me braid her hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084425
Till the soil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084422
Cavia knows how to stab you in the heart and twist it in the most painful way.
Cavia should do something like MGE, it'd be better than the monster/paladin nerf war going on currently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084427
It's a man's lot in life to till a Wurm's soil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084425
Make you feed her instant mashed potatoes and spam.
Also rub her back and tickle her tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084425
Explain to her how to use a cellphone and it's apps. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

Left 4 Dead Monster Girl skins when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084429
Before long her soil will bloom with a perfect flower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084430
>being a Wurm's tummy-tickling slave
I resign to this fate with my head held high.
>>13084435
And that flower will be Queen of the Earth one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084437
It's a better fate then being Pharaoh's item collecting bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084428
So long as you were able to get your happy ending if you we're ballsy/ruthless enough, would certainly fit the "everyone is horrible" theme they have going.

Can you imagine the horrors things like ushis and ropers would be in this world? The weapons becoming sentient?

NOPE. I'M OUT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084457
I'm in.
It's a ruthless world brimming with emotion other than happiness and lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084457
>>13084458
Are you out or in~
Make your choice now, sink or swim~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084461
I'm in.
Killing an army of children and 50 trillion soldiers to level up one sword here I come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084458
>>13084461

But there would be pelvis breaking! And rape! The bad kind.

>>13084466
Ha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084478
And Dragons.
Lots of Dragons. And gods that are EXTREMELY evil.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084482
or is it just fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084484
STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084481
Let's send dragonslut and naked apron Dragon guy here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084492
Dragonslut would just gun it for the desert.
He's more of an Anubis guy, despite the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084484
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084489
Nuclear-kun pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084493
Well how would the naked apron dragonslut fair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084536
He'd bed a few of them before they enslave/kill humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084538
I think you mean, he'd propose to a dragon, only to be incinerated on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084542
Or she beds him then kills him.
It's Cavia, who knows what hell do next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084542
Why would a Dragon burn someone proposing to her? Is she a super tsundere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084546
Dragons and humans hate each other in the drakenverse. Pretty much everyone hates everyone else really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084545
True, either way, his odds are not good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084550
Ending A and d still a best though.

>>13084551
His best bet would be to make a pact in a route where Dragons DON'T try to kill off humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084556
And what could compel her to make a pact with a human? Other than fast approaching death or insanity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084546
All tsun, no dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084561
Probably death.
If he's lucky he'll get his own Angelus and not lose something important like his dick or function for his lower body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084556
Isn't D the one where Caim and Angelus get shot down by jets?

[Anonymous No.]

So here's the deal:
>You get your most desired MG as your waifu
BUT
>You must first star in a two-hour movie with her mostly centered around shipping the two of you together, in which you rescue her from Mr. Steelyagirl

How do you fare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084569
Yes.
It's just to out of the blue that I like it.
It also paves the way for Nier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084563
Seeing as how we"'re here to fuck monsters, that is exactly what would happen. OR! He loses all attraction to monstergirls, but retains his memories of liking them, so he has to live the ewt if his short life thinking of all he gave up, just to lose all investment in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084576
Could be worse.
Could be that one guy who made a pact with a Dragon, lost his hair, and the Dragon later got petrified meaning he's now a bald dude with no Dragon.

Also, making a pact with a Dragon would pump you the fuck up.
Caim was such a badass in 2 that killing Angelus was the realistic alternative to killing him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084573
I am a quite charismatic mother fucker. Easy peasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084573
It's some feel good underdog movie, the good guy, i.e. wins. And being a movie, we are not together in real life.

Why? Why must you taunt me so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084583
The catch is: if movie sales flop, she will not be permitted to marry you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084579
>Verdelet

Kek. Doesn't his dragon getting petrified make him immortal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084589
Not really.
He'll still die if you kill him or bust the statue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084587
>that catch
>when 50 shades of ham is out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084591
Should have given something important.

>>13084579
>Could be worse

But anon, he'll have to like human girls now. CAVIA human girls. Much worse than 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084602
There's always the Elf who eats kids.
Oh wait, she's eaten alive herself. Interesting backstory she has, by the way.

>Important
But hair IS something important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084609
Only if you're white or have no muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084615
Or just a regular human who isn't Pie/Armstrong or a Muscle Wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084620
Pie?

Becoming a muscle wizard is a matter of course if you're dedicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084573
I have the personality of a Halloween prop, so ''m not too sure of my chances here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084623
Piestrong, the paladin with the highest pizza making skills humanity has to offer.
He is the only living being who can compare to the pizzeria run by Dragon, and her numerous years of experience.
Their skills can please the gods themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084627
So he's bald?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084633
Some say he's bald, others say he's got greasy Italian hair.
I'd go with bald, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084298
Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084635

He's a proud Italian with hair everywhere like a real many Roman man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084656
>Having a hairy back
>or ears
>or belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084656
So his chest, arms, ears, head, shoulders, back, and legs?
Still makes one the best pizzas and doesn't discriminate against monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

How many times would you cum in Yao's ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084668
In a row? Two or three. Over a lifetime? 30.000+

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084668
BIG. MEATY. PAWS!

0. Yao a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084662
What are you? A woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084655
If I had my ideal waifu, she'd be a zombie. I'd have to protect the shit out of her and care for her every day before she turns into a Wight. I'd be protective and yandere as fuck, ontop of nearly over-affectionate now that she can return it out side of hugs and moaning "waarm."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084669
I imagine giving her a balls-deep anal creampie, plowing her from behind and holding onto her hips for dear life.

Then, after resting with my dick still buried in her ass for a few minutes, unable to get soft due to her constant clenching, I'd start jackhammering her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084677
>Not shaving your body so it can be free of body hair
>Not being a cute bishounen for your waifu

I want old grandpas and bears to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082382

Still, it feels kinda nice to be remembered for the little stories you post here. If I knew how much people would like mine, I would have pastebinned them long ago, but I posted them as Anonymous. Guess now it's a little bit too late to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084686
I'll be 31 in a week and a half. That doesn't make me a grandpa. I'm actually fairly hairless as a male. I will say if you shave your legs that makes you a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084692
You're way past 25, which is Christmas Cake age. Sorry, but you're Grandpa. Leave the Monster Girls to the younger generation old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084686
>Being so effeminate that you can get away with shaving less than twice a day.

low-testosterone-kun plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084698
What is this? The Running Man? One day it will happen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084698

>Implying he won't become a priority target to MILF Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084701
Logan's Run not The Running Man. Man I'm getting forgetful in my old age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084704
>Single parent rape baby young monstergirls with daddy fetishes
>Their moms ara ara~ in competition

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084701
I'm sure by your age grandpa I'll already have my waifu and not playing Golf.

>>13084704
But Anon, us younger generation is the prime prey to MILFs. We're young, inexperienced, and ripe for the picking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084677
No, I just not going out of my way to be gross.

>>13084686
You're a faggot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084720
Being 12 years old is not a virtue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084683
You have a rape dungeon don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084731
I don't think I'd be that obsessive. It may even turn her off, so I'd try to internalise most of it, but it'd be there. Long after she gained sentience and the power to raise undead armies, that childish urge to protect her would still be there. There'd be many vacations where it's just her and I alone together with the rest of the shitty world shut out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084742
I don't think she'd care while in the zombie stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084742
Or mind really, once she weights, aren't undead kingdoms just that, places cut off from the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084751
>>13084751
*Wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084747
>>13084751

Well that's the thing right? She's basically an invalid. So that idea that you must protect her from everything is very true. I think over time it could easily foster yandere tendencies in the husband, which persist long into wightdom. I think it'd be chilled with something like a wurm. Your reaction would be more like

>What's that? A group of dudes are ganging up on my waifu? Eh... I guess I start digging graves then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084751
>aren't undead kingdoms just that, places cut off from the world?
Yeah, and they're fucking awesome too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B6TKClPFQA
is what I always imagine when I see this pic

[Anonymous No.]

I think the undead talk, caused a drop in thread activity.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your Monster Waifu just found out you're a slut for her species! How does she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084806
>post Freddie's Dead
>now Thread-ie's dead
s-sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084814
the way all Jinkos react, with chuffrape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084815
Honestly the thread is better when it's slower. No harm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084814
I don't think she would care, because it's goof for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084814

By pressing me against the floor, looming over me, licking her lips, then winking before pulling me into a pedipalp cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084814
The more important question here is, how did you manage to hide it from her all this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084821
*Good for her, dangit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081288
Ah 'ruff' just the way your mother likes it Trebek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084814
Nothing changes since we already have eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
Continuation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084835
Never. The writefag has met his tragic end by laying in front of a tractor while moving. Give up all hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084814
>Is that really so?
>W-well, yeah, I think so...
>...
>...
>Choose your half of the rabbit.
>Oh, thanks, but I'll go with some fruits for the rest of the day. Guess that lunch was a bit too heavy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084814
Give me all the lovin' I can handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Zombie

Guess I could either outrun her or just never learn anything ever again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Apsara
Not sure if good or bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084814
>just found out
But she's always known, she met me at the end of an AA meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084668

All of them. Because it will inch me closer towards being able to impregnate her, bit by bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084668
As many times as it takes to make her ensemble a fairy that got used by the city of New York

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082602
>Leviathan/Sakuya Aima
I'd be lucky to even survive the first day.

Actual monster:
>Selkie
The old 'Is it hot in here?' routine.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't updated this one in awhile.

Small Meat and Metal update. Starts at line 529.

http://pastebin.com/ujigvQ2J

Hope you guys enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

So what if the Selkie was actually a parasite? Like the parasite slime, it was a parasite seal monstergirl who latches onto women and eats them, fusing once they're at the torso, and turning it into one creature which undergoes a type of metamorphosis to regrow the legs to be compatible with the main body of the paracite, to allot attachment and detachment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084933
>Not knowing the original selkie legend
You should go fix that

[Anonymous No.]

More PTSD veteran when? More Hellhound and shota that isn't told shit when?

>>13084915
I was wondering how this one fell through the cracks with all your "I need to have this written so you appreciate the ending to vengeance"ing. I love your stories YBA, but you got a bad case of the alt-itis. That's how Bromont died you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to adopt a Jinko cub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083164
>We have to ban cheese!
Ever self respecting white man is laughing at you right now Anon.
There is NO WAY cheese will get banned, so long as there are white people in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084915
Splendid, I was wondering when this story would receive a continuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084985
But then how would we beat back the skaven hordes and save Nyan

[Anonymous No.]

Would you prepare a delicious meaty meal for your Jinko that she chuffs after swallowing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085002
You know it,

She needs a lot of meat.

A LOT of meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084698
>>13084720
I'm pretty sure being a cunt is more of a reason not to get a waifu than being above 25

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085038
You could be 100 years old and would still find a waifu. No dick left behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084891
>Anubi who stalk and try to track down men who want to break their Anubis Addiction and picking them up to have a nice husbando they know will never disobey them

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Because of the untimely death of your awesome uncle Mario, you've been given his estate in his will; along with his extensive "collection" of MG maids. There are 35 different maids (all of different MG species) working at the mansion in unison and they all live in the mansion as well.
>What do you do on your first day in the mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
35 maids? How big is that mansion that it needs all those maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
Tell the maids to start posing fabulously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
I start randomly cleaning to screw with them

Side question, they married? What species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
Give the mansion to someone else.

Fuck that, no way am I dealing with an entire mansion of horny maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085152
It's been a while since I have seen gayness of such magnitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085144
The mansion is fucking huge bro, it has its own arcade, botanical gardens (complete with Alarune gardeners), both roman and Japanese style baths (the hot springs is a bit of a walk away on the other side of the grounds), and it has a Wii U too (somewhere).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085149
The maids aren't married, because they're all good maids, they're married to their work (and their master, If he will have them).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085152
Why do you hate fun anon?

Think of all the fun you can have!

>Put 99% of the maids on training plans, end up with a cadre of /fit/ meidos who care for you.

>Except for one who is kept soft for cuddling purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
Have them all teach me to be fit and classy, might as well make the most of it and surely they know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085162
I'm not gonna stay around for a full moon anon.

35 horny as fuck maids after my dick, ready to put me through every floor and wall in the building sounds like horror movie material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
>35
Too many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085162
>the /fit/ maods get upset
>start drinking Hathor milk
>make soft maid train to bulk up
>now you have 34 soft maids and one /fit/ one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13082362
>>13082362

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

>Polt doing this routine from Eric Prydz

Why yes, I know why my erection is now made of diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136

Tell the maids they can take the day off if they want, then go set up a hammock outside and sleep all day long. It's Sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085189
I am still ok with this change

>Still cuddle former soft, now /fit/, maid at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085178
But the full moon is when all the fun is!
All the maids gather together and battle it out with the grand prize being to spend the night with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
I'd play video games, my life style will barely change.
Also I guess a bit of >>13085166 >>13085213

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085215
I'm still getting a monster proof shelter so I don't get fucked through the walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085227
Where's your sense of adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085227
Don't be silly Anon! All the girls have been trained to be gentle, (yes, even Sarah the Oni) there will be no broken floors.
unless you wish to incur the wrath of Jacklyn, the head maid (and only kikimora)

[Anonymous No.]

Anons is caturday already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084998
bi-sexual rapist jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085249
Miracles of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085241
Why do I feel like you're lying to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085248

...And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085255
I'm not lying they all have their MGC maid central papers certifying themselves as proper maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085256
>>13085248
And so post big fat cat tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085279
No u

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a Monster Girl who's also a cunning suave Space Captain who goes on cool space missions catching outlaws and doing badass stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085288
I just want to be the Chewbacca to The MG equivalent of Han.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085283
I don't have any though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
Fuck in every room in the house. Gotta mark your territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085152
Wow. You sir, are the gayest motherfucker it has ever been my misfortune to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085301
Greedo shot first

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085339
you're a bad person

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085288
>House Husband to Intergalactic Bounty Hunter Monster Waifu
>Welcome her home and ask her how her day went
>She goes on to describe how shit her day was, from visiting a valued customer to watching them get killed by a slave boy, losing her prize she spent a while trying to catch, and having to escape the inside of a glorified Antlion
>Give her dinner and tell her that at least her day is over and if she wants to we can have some fun to help relax her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085339
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Asjh-HjRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085359
>you will never be in a relationship with the MG Star Lord

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be fun to watch? The Hulk making both the Order and the Monstergirls chill the fuck out with their silly skirmishes by kicking everyone's ass twice.

Would he be able to beat up both the Demon Lord and the Chief God at his angriest? Or is Asura the only one who can pull that off?

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

So random thought

Are clow cards monstergirls?

mirror best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085403

If they're sapient, look human but aren't exactly human, then I guess so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085359
>you will never be kidnapped by MG scoundrels enemies
>made into a slave boy for giant slug girl
>get rescued by space waifu
>even though you're back home she still makes you wear that metal bikini

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085403
Maybe?

It's not super clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085387
The Hulk probably has more bullshit anime powers than Asura does.
>>13085403
I can't really vouch for them, since I have zero experience with the magical girl genre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085387
>>13085387

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99DEjXDrB1k

>Hulk versus the PISSED OFF PAPA BEAR
>THAT LITERALLY
>PUNCHED A PLANET SIZED BUDDHA'S INDEX FINGER HARD ENOUGH AND ENOUGH TIMES TO DETONATE THE MOTHERFUCKER LIKE A SUPER SENTAI VILLAIN
>TANKED A SWORD THAT SPANNED THOUSANDS OF MILES THROUGH HIS ABDOMEN, THEN KILLED THE WIELDER WITH THE SAME SWORD IN HIS MOUTH
>DESTROYED ENOUGH OF THE ARMADA OF HIS ENEMIES TO WARRANT USING OF THE BRAHMASTRA, FUELED BY 200 BILLION/TRILLION HUMAN SOULS
>PUNCHED GOD IN THE FACE
>MULTIPLE TIMES
>FOR MAKING HIS DAUGHTER CRY
>BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS SOME FOOL WHO WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
>WHO USES OTHERS TO DO FOR THEM WHAT THEY CANNOT DO FOR THEMSELVES
>THAT IS WHY HE WILL NOT PRAY
>NOR WILL HE BE PRAYED TO
>BUT DEMONBANE HELP YOU IF YOU MAKE HIS DAUGHTER CRY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085410
>makes you wear that metal bikini
I didn't know my waifu was into /that/ kind of stuff. But for her, I don't mind.

Would you be willing to do embarrassing things to satisfy your waifu's fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085415
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99DEjXDrB1k
While that is indeed appropriate for the situation, I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_wKk3RIsv8..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085415
Too bad his game is complete garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085421
>Would you be willing to do embarrassing things to satisfy your waifu's fetishes?
It might be embarrassing, but if my waifu loves it, I would be happy to do what she asked of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085421
>/that/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085367
>>13085359
>Amazon space bounty hunter waifu comes back from latest mission.

>Had to fight that dragon girl....AGAIN!

>Plans on forgetting that whole mess, she was feeling off that day.

>Although she likes the baby idea, maybe she can even do it with you while wearing her blue uniform.

>She knows how much you like it.

>Comes home to the huge house she bought for the two of you ready to unleash two weeks of pent up stress on your pelvis.

>It's empty. Clean, but empty.

>"Anon?" she calls in a stern voice, combat instincts at the ready.

>No answer.

>Goes to the kitchen and finds a pink sticky note on the fridge.

>"Kidnapped by space pirates again. Meatloaf is in the fridge."

>They say that her rescue attempt disproved the theory that, in space, no one can hear you scream (or moan)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085403
Maybe? Honestly, I don't know kiddo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085421
But anon, I am my waifu's fetish.

Depends. If she likes chubby then she's SOL because I would probably have a mental breakdown before that happened.

Now the real question is if she would satisfy mine.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085491
Non.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a lamia detach her jaw to take your huge incubized girth
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085496
I want to slap a Cheshire right on her big fat cat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085501

That's one count of cat batter, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085503
She'll be pumped full.

All so I can spank her big fat ass all day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085510

It's okay Anon, at least you're not thinking of a stupid mental disorder for a possible short called "Nyan's Disease"

Which is a disease attributed to very predator-prey behavior similar to a cat when dealing with Dormice and Large Rats, leading to pumping them full of children at the first sight of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085521
What about that anon that wants to fuck the smug out of every monster he can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085528
We call that terminal insanity.

It frequently leads to overdoses on Girtablilu venom and new records being set for "Most Semen Pumped into [instert MG race here]" along with multiple pregnancies and fatherhood.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets try a little something.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Roll for 2 monster girls, if you don't get a girl then roll again. Got them? The first girl now has the personality traits of the second and is desperately in love with you, how fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085528

We just call that plain insanity.

But Nyan's Disease is a strange mental disorder, at best. It fills the user with great amounts of delusional lust at the sight of a Mousegirl like a Dormouse or even a Hinezumi where the affected will try to have sex with her and in their own words "put a bun in their oven".

The latest known case was a poor man who got drug off into a Skaven den warren and was apparently last seen being used as a living dildo by a Rat Ogre girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
I don't think we need multiple rolls per thread, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Chimaera
>Harpy
So she has a cheerful personality now. If having three different personalities wasn't enough, now she has four!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Cheshire
>Merrow
Nigga this is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
A Scylla with the personality of a Wurm.
I'm very okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>1st Arachne, Second Doppelganger

So I have a shy Arachne who tries to dress up as other folks to build her confidence.

Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085620
>Lion, dragon, goat, snake
My bad, now she have five
FIVE PERSONALITIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611

These are getting boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Cheshire
>Nightmare

Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611

>Orc
Fuck
>Wilmarina
Roll again
>Dark Priest
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Jinko
>Leanan Sidhe
Jinko artist sounds cool
Though she would have some difficulties with drawing with her BIG MEATY PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085630
They don't really generate topics of discussion either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Harpy with the personality of the Fallen God
Oh I'm fucked alright. Forever and ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Scylla
>Jurougumo
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Matango
>Matango
What is this I don't even.

[Anonymous No.]

Alternate personality MGs are pretty nice.

Motherly Amazon who rewards her husband for doing the housework with sex when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085636
A Jinko artist would be adorable. Just imagine, you're in the kitchen preparing a nice meal when you hear a crash in the other room. You rush to see what the noise was to find her on the floor covered in paint looking up at you.

I think I'd have a heart attack right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084912
I got leviathan too. Do you think our odds would improve if she was after both of us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085653
That's how Amazons are though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085653
So nothing changes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Ushi-Oni
>Dryad

A gentle Ushi-Oni? She's gonna make the headlines for being a freak.

i'll love her tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085665
>Tree hugger Ushi Oni
>Gets her way because fuck trying to cut down a forest when an Ushi Oni is guarding it
>Dryad's praise her like a god because she protects the trees
Good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Cheshire Cat
>Wilmarina
I don't know what to think of this.

[Anonymous No.]

Has this been posted yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085679
Yes, welcome to 1849

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085679
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Apsara
>Apophis
Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085679
>sample
Getting the full image is childs play, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085679
Yep.
She's still boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085686
Hey i hit 'view image' and thats what it gave me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084128
Nothing wrong with being crazy. No offense or rudeness meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085679
Yes. See
>>13081081
>>13081087

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085685
Everything your Apophis does is now sexy. Prepare for it well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084407
This screencap still makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085638

I don't even get the purpose of these rolls. People just post the MG species they rolled along with a short "muh dick" or a "I'm fucked" esque comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085714
Momentary entertainment, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084686
I do want this. Body hair sucks. It itches.

[Anonymous No.]

So how would MGG feel about being used as a Grey Seer Skaven's armchair/experimenting tool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085689
A rough, conceptionalized description of a race is boring, how surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085689
KC has always been pretty hit-or-miss. What was the last really good one, hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085760
Barometz,

Bouncy sheep is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085763
Don't forget the anon we bullied into making different types of Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084814
Pin me down and make sure that we both know that I'm HER exclusive slut.

>>13084891
>>13085064
I don't know why anybody ever thought they could "Cure" us. It's really just an easy location for them to pick a husbando.

They get a loving, loyal husband, we get a waifu that satisfies our addiction. Win-Win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
I wonder how many of the maids slept with Uncle Mario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085760
Gandharva was a cool busty music harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085403
.less! Draw the Clow Elementals! Watery and Fiery in particular are cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085788
All of them.

Don't you remember anon? Monsters are a bunch of sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085763
Sheep are love in general
Too bad vanilla sheep has such a boring MGE design
Loen version is nice though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085421
I do for her, she does for me.
And we come to like each other's fetishes.
That's what makes it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Mantis
>Dhampir
A Mantis Vampire Hunter? Sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085760
>hellhound
>good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Ghost girl
>Goblin personality

There's a joke in here somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085763
A thought just occurred to me. Could a magically, and combat inclined barometz convert her gelatin ball into various types of lethal weaponry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085830
Probably.

Get her bouncing with enough force and she could kill a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085831
She could also drown them in her fruit bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Vampire
>Mantis
I don't even know what to make of this. Help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085760
Gandharva's pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085835
Kuudere Vampire that likes to "hunt" you then get a nice helping of husband blood.

Will turn into a loving wife once she gets that blood and dick juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085835
>Kuudere Vampire

Looks good anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085793
I haven't liked any of KC's arm-wings.
The only decent bat girl we've got is the one from that short doujin, but her design didn't focus on the wings either, which sucks.
Bat wings (and I guess wyvern wings as well) have so much potential. They're really intricate and dexterous, basically a giant pair of hands with neat little claw hooks.

Imagine having sex with your bat waifu while wrapped in them. It would be like a full body hug, combined with being wrapped in a warm, protective cocoon that is also your waifu.

Imagine your tiny daughteru using them to hold laughably oversized objects, like beach balls she wants you to play with her with, or salad bowls with way too many grapes in them that she insists she can eat.

Imagine sitting on the couch with her watching TV, and she gets sleepy and wraps herself up into a daughteru burrito and falls asleep curled up into your side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085856

>Wanting a Werebat story

Do you even know where we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085878
I-I wouldn't mind one. That Werebat Onee-san greentext somehow convinced me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084915
Oh good, I was looking forward to this.

I have a question if you're still around. Are any of your stories share a setting/universe? E.g. Danon Strikes Back, m&m and/or Yellow Bird, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085889

Are you referring to that stupid one I did where Werebat-neesan rapes her otouto while he's sleeping after he tells her to shoo and she just hangs from the rafters by her feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085895
Yes. It fully opened me up to the fetish of femdom-y sleep rape.

[Anonymous No.]

Maid Type: Dormouse
Maid Name: Lily
Personality: Gentle, shy, affectionate
Notes: Received sleep-maid training.
Lily in addition carries a DE containment amulet.

Lily came in touch with MGC Maid Central through a pamphlet and started her altered maid training during highschool. Lily recently passed her final maid exam while asleep at the age of 21.

It is to be noted that Lily received an alternative maid training due to her maid type and as such has a different way of performing her duties.
As a Dormouse Lily has been trained to perform most of her duties asleep. This however results in her performing at an under-average pace. In addition Lily tends to often interrupt her duties to randomly seek out her Master and attempt to snuggle with him.
In a situation where Lily is not asleep during her duties, Lily has been described to be shy and often react in a suprised manner when spoken to. She is noted to otherwise respond in a simple but gentle manner, while avoiding long conversations.

While performing her duties in a sleep-state it is still possible for her Master to issue her commands and even hold a conversation with her. MGC Maid Central recommends any potential Master to be punctual to ensure a correct interpetation of any given command, as Lily has been reported to misunderstand commands for variants of "please cuddle with me"
Please be aware that Lily will not normally show initiative when performing her maid duties due to her sleep-state.

When not performing any tasks Lily will often sleep, but occasionly enjoys watching television or reading books in her own room. Lily will generally avoid seeking out her Master while awake. However, while asleep she will often seek out her Master and attempt to snugle/cuddle with him.

(Profile continued in next reply.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085136
How did my good ol' Uncle Mario die? And to what extent have the maids been used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085906
>>13042056
(Profile continued.)
In addition Lily has been reported to often seek out her Master during night time and climb in his bed. MGC Maid Central advises potential Masters to be comfortable of this fact before attempting to sleep, or to make suitable arrangments beforehand.

MGC Maid Central recommends Lily to a Master who enjoys having a strongly affectionate Maid who enjoys cuddling/snuggling and does not mind having a maid with an under-average productivity.

Notice: Due to her maid type, Lily has been equipped with a DE containment amulet. This amulet will capture the large amounts of DE which radiate from Lily during her sleep. Please be noted that this amulet is to be preferably emptied every two days. The amulet uppon emptying will liquefying it's content in a sweet dark-purple syrup. MGC recommends this liquid as an exellent sleeping aid and virility booster.

Please be aware that if a Master were to neglect to empty the amulet for whatever reason. That this will result in a forcefull ejection of all contained DE in the amulet after one week of time. The resulting heavily concentrated wave of DE might lead to undesired effects when splashing on anyone nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084686
Do you have anything else pertaining to this subject? I'm asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085906
>>13085916
You are a gentleman, scholar, and prime minister of switzerland. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085906
>>13085916
MGC Maid Central has updated it's archive with the latest matched profile.
This archive can be viewed at any time at the following location:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085795
Well, he's dead. So it falls to you, and there's nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085660
>>13085664
>Amazons
>Motherly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086015
Don't get into a tiff. Those posts are two hours old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086008
There's a lot wrong with used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086018
No tiff, just saying. It's a nice headcanon, but Don't pass it off as fact. It's like saying hellhounds care about consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086030
Then I'll take them faggot. Have fun with muh virgins. god virgins suck. Badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086030
There's not really much wrong with so-called "Used Goods".

But in this case there is because I think I'd just be a replacement for their previous Master, and thus easily replaced myself later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086038
Alright man, you have fun with the Family Hand-me-down Harem.

I'll stick to a single loving maid/waifu, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086039
>reapeating your uncle's mistake
>Not making yourself undead

>>13086045
I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086045
>>13086051
Thus a friendship was destroyed, and a feud was created.

[Anonymous No.]

Size of residence: Duplex
Education of Master: Bachelor Degree
Current employment: Accountant
Personality of Master: Introverted, but performs well in high-stress or public speaking situations
Dating or Married: No

Favorite Personalities: Calm, funny
Favorite body type: Strong body, large chest
Favorite type of Monstergirl*: Wurm
Prefered age: 21-33
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes: Stupid, childish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086057
I doubt I'd be friends with someone who'd scorn a girl because she wasn't a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086069
I wouldn't. I'd scorn a girl for only sleeping with me because I'm one of many in a line of "Masters".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086015

Come on mang, Amazons can be good mothers too.

>Harsh, serious Amazon gives birth one day
>She clumsily cradles her daughter in her hands, staring sternly at the child
>"This is what was inside me all this time?"
>The fact that the village chief commanded her not to hunt or exercise in any way for months, only to give birth to such a child angered her
>So many hunts she couldn't participate in, so many fights she was forced to let pass, and yet, she's curious
>"How could such a little insignificant thing like this... child... hold me back?"
>Still staring at her newborn, the Amazon raises a hand and pokes the kid's belly with her index finger
>"It's so... soft! I cannot believe this! To think a powerful warrior such as myself got beaten by this... this tiny squishy creature! This is unthink--"
>The Amazon's speech is suddenly interrupted by her newborn daughter, who took the chance to grab her mother's finger with her little hands
>Surprised, she glances back at the child, as she giggles happily
>"..."

>You'll never see a stern and grumpy Amazon slowly learn the ways of motherhood, gradually warming up to her own child as both of them grow together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086038
>He doesn't have a defloration fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086077
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611

>Poseidon.

Hey now, things are looking u-

>Amazoness

...Meep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086079
>Saying that
>Posts an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086089
Somebody has to rape 'em first.

Just don't make the mistake of selling her into slavery, only to later decide you want her for yourself after all. It's just a waste of time and money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086089
That's a Shirohebi.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086107
What an unfortunate creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086107
It begs for death.

We must grant it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Dragon
>Cancer
A Kuudere Dragon that mostly communicates via body language and can get very physical? Sweet, 10/10 would waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086077
That kind of reminds me of Cassandra from Freezing.
>Emotionless killing machine becomes surrogate mother
>Gives birth, still an emotionless killing machine
>Only exception is unconditional love and affection for the child

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086079
>>13086093

>Implying you can deflower a Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086107
It's missing something.
I don't know what it is but I can't just Гstand」 it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086130
That's right, she has you consensually deflower her under the condition you don't pursue other women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081766
Why do I like Kejourou? Well I guess the idea of being wrapped up in her hair up to neck while she hugs me. But maybe I'm just a sucker for "ara ara" types?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086074
How long the family line extends and how many master's they have had was never established. You are choosing to believe they have had generations of dick. Monstergirls do die of age you know. I think the uncle had no male heirs to give his fortune to, so he chose [YOU] to give his estate to. We also don't know the guy's age' or if he was an incubus' which seeing the scenario, is unlikely. You defaulted to "used goods", who says the msn had time to duck them all, with the pressures of daily life? Sorry, but I think you're a judgemental cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086148
Nah, it's cuz you have shit taste m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085892
His stated reason for making M&M is so that the ending to horsefucker carries the proper weight so they almost certainly are the same universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086155
>the msn had time to duck them all

He grew a corkscrew penis and raped them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086156

>Kejourou
>Shit

Oi m8, I'll fokin have to ask you why you think of her that way, she looks so cute and friendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086156
How rude, dude

[Anonymous No.]

There can be no other women in your life anon!

She gives you her inner flame, thus extending your life greatly, but because she has you her life is also extended. there is no lose in this situation.
Loyal loving doting wife that casts from any number of the so called white magics , healer, seer, so forth.
Imagine the joy of having a small clinic/ fortune telling shop in front of your home where she works, and you help her out.

A Shirohebi is an excellent choice of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086077
I wasn't referencing Amazon's attitude towards her children, but her husband. It's nothing personal, besides, all monsters are terrible mothers. ALL OF THEM.

I'd give you the citation to back up why I think So, but I can't right now because reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086155
Actually I'm going off of what this >>13085795 random anon said. Who of course has no bearing on the actual canonicity of it, especially given that it's a random fantasy which can be taken and interpreted any way that you desire. I wouldn't assume they were all a bunch of "Master Sluts" or some such, I was simply going along with such an interpretation for a quick laugh. You're clearly taking this far more seriously than I am. Just calm down man. Personally, I wouldn't even want a harem, that's just a matter of my preference. Oh and also.

>Monstergirls do die of age you know.
Excuse me while I go laugh for a while longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086162
I just don't like her she doesn't fit my tastes at all, you're entitled to your opinion though, have a pleasant day neighbour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086167
>He doesn't want that monster loli pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086160
*the man had time to dick them all

>Corkscrew penis

I don't know much about ducks, but how is one of those supposed to help you rape 35 maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086167

>all monsters are terrible mothers. ALL OF THEM.

Well, we can easily rectify that with Kopfkanone

>>13086170

That's understandable, a good day to you too, neighbor.

When are you gonna give back my lawnmower? I lent it to you a week ago, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086173
Lies and slander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086177
My Wurm daughteru got a hold of it man, sorry about that. I'll get you a new one in time for the barbecue though, I promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086144

>Implying you can deflower a Shirohebi so much as she's going to control your body and do giggling fits when you spurt off from a handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086195
>control your body
That only happens if you do the stupid thing and cheat on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086169
>incubi are given a lifespan match their wife's
>I.e. So they can be together until death

Even with the perpetual ducking, time passes. Not every MG has the juice to ammonia mana time away, which is Why undeath is a thing in this setting. The DL is s special case, seeing as she is not a normal monster, and thanks to the hero, has some serious juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086176
How wouldn't having a corkscrew penis help you rape all those delicious maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086202
In theory the perpetual fuck-engine could give an infinite lifespan to any couple. More so with the addition of undeath, as you already said.

There are lots of ways it can go down, and not a lot of them involve an actual afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086183

Ah, well, kids are kids.

I just hope my lawn doesn't become a hot point for Alraunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085938
MGC Maid Central thanks you for your praise and wishes you a kiki-tastic day.

>>13086060
Your form has been added to the waiting list. MGC Maid Central wishes to remind you of the importance of properly linking your form to ensure it's registration.

That's also quite an interresting combination of favorite MG and specific dislikes. But I already have an idea for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086208
Point is, monstergirls can die of old age. Only place this doesn't seem to happen is pandemonium and the undead kingdoms, for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086144

>"You were born to love me forever."

Well, that got the cogs going.

>You will never be hunted by an ancient, deranged shirohebi, that fell in love with a distant ancestor of yours.
>You will never open old photo albums and see her inexplicably in the background of pictures taken of your father, your father's father and his father before him.
>You will never read ancient texts concerning your family, taking note of the illustrations of a white snake surrounded by blood and flame.
>You will never learn of the pain, bloodshed and misery she has wrought upon your family over the centuries as she grew more desperate, more insane.
>You will never be at your father's funeral when the cold realization sets in; that you are the last of your line.
>You will never spend the rest of your days running for your life.

[Anonymous No.]

So guys, what music are you listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZJej98_T0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086237
Fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCeHGtyGR0c

I know the movie's terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
MGR soundtrack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086237
>He was the reincarnated version of that ancestor all along
>The elders were the monsters
>Some shit in the air makes people kill themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
I like relaxing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWJHTIbJkD4&index=5&list=PLK6CFF5XENOmeKZ4LtrU9CuUyHqsMc9Dl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuD9p09gsgw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240

Marvel vs. Capcom 1 OST.

It's been over ten years since I last played this game. The nostalgia hit me like a HEAT shell to the chest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2abnx68v68U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RgD-pWJfU0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
Herbst9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5cLJDEYL6w

[Anonymous No.]

AWOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4BsgFVU360

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086265
Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep!
God damn neighbors...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086265
This is an awoo free zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086265
>>13086269
Sorry, she does that when creampied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
DJ sona soundtrack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086144
If a Monster girl ever did this to me I would immediately go into Top Gear and take her through Speed Hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086284
Sure buddy.

Have fun getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086284
>go into Top Gear


>you will never watch top gear with your mg waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Big Fat Cat Butts

Spank 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086311
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086312
What else would you do with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086316
Ask them to tell me their secrets of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086323
Would you french kiss their butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086312
Light, playful spanking is a good way to get them in the mood, along with rubbing at the base of their tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086323
>A catgirl will never Morse code at you with her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086316
Shoot the shit and start flamewars on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughteru comes home crying one day after school, saying that mean human bullies picked on her and called her a freak and a bastard imitation of a human woman, and the only people that would ever love her are stupid perverted race traitors. How do you cheer her up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086177
>spoiler

Don't try to fix what isn't broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086348
Call up my shota loving kitsune friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086348
Taking those bullies to Speed Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086348
Call my wife. My wife could deliver a beating close enough to the punishment they deserve for ruining my daughteru's smile. At least better than I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086348
I spend all night doing daddy-daughter time with her. I then hunt those boys down and make them pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>chimaera
>hobgoblin
nice, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xNILVf27M&index=69&list=PLaWadazyye5ztgFA1M4Hq0SNxXLhNuHUy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086348
"Don't pay them any heed honey. They're just jealous they won't be hot for days their entire love's and their pussies are not magic. Also, that they won't have a place to live real soon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086358
>boys

[Anonymous No.]

What'd happen if a Lich creates a Vampire/Werewolf hybrid using extracted MAMONOMANA and a homunculus as a base?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086348

Ice cream and dickings. Winning formula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086376
I congratulate her on her success, as her assistant and apprentice.

My Lich master is the greatest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086348
I'd tell her to stop talking to bitter old men who lost their testicles in a freak accident since no child would come up with such specific and detailed insults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086354
How is that supposed to be punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086385
Some people here seem to think that any kind of sex is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085892
Some share a common history. Only Vengeance and M&M are confirmed as the same universe so far IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086357
>beating some kids
>for name calling

Have fun in jail retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085403
Hathor PLEASE
Ryu too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086348
I tell her it's okay, that gang of Hellpup sisters that live next door found their home addresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086387
Feminists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086312
Why not? Besides cats like to be spanked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086397
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086381
Since they hate monsters so much, spending time in some kitsune's basement so she and her friends can play with them would be a good punishment to teach them how wrong they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086399
You learn things visiting /an/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086396
Autists who have read too much MGC horror stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086393
I know right?

>not facilitating some ultra strength laxatives into those kids food
>not matango spore bombing their houses

Amateur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086397
Dem some sick beats yo
Fo shizzle mah nizzle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086407
>Autists who have read too much MGC horror stories.
I forgot those people existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086387
>>13086396
>>13086407

MUH FREEDUMBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086385
>>13086387

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikd0ZYQoDko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086407
MGC can be hellholeish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086420
Ah now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

ITS THE YEAR OF THE SHEEP

WHERE MY SHEEP GIRLS AT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086421
It's better then living with human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086399

I'm still embarassed out how horrible I am at colorfagging, like that pic shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086389
I haven't read M&M, what story is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086425

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086420
Man, fuck that guy. I was sexually abused for three years and you don't see me crying about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086425
Barely getting any art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086393
>Implying my waifu couldn't scare the kids to be silent

The moment they'd tell someone my waifu beat them up for making our daughteru cry, they'd already be dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086399
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086425
Being taken away by Big Boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086430
The one about a kid getting dragged into the underground of Monstergirl City to pay his brother's debt to a mob boss. She sends him on a fetch quest for something her regular goons are too impure to get, and gives him a sorely outdated war golem as his partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086436
Yeah anon, how dare he not be able to handle something that supposedly happened to you.

It's almost like humans are unique beings that have individual thoughts and can handle some things but not others.

How is it anon, to lie on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086440
Omar wa mo sexdeiru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086440
Wow you're a shit father.

Have fun when your daughter turns into a psychotic thug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086445
Yeah, it's no lie. But this isn't /rk9/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086445
Wrong board, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086414
>bump into a wight while walking the MGC streets.
>her head lands on your chest and finds the sound of your heartbeat interesting.
>when you apologize and try to get up she makes you exhausted and then carries you off so she can listen more in private.

Such is life in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086453
Sure anon, whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086451
>You should let your daughteru cry and get bullied by bitchy paladin girls!
Besides, they're Human Girls picking on her. Who cares about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086330
>>13086311

Is it wrong I want to shove my face into her ass and pussy through her panties and take huge whiffs of her bitch-stink?

[Anonymous No.]

>Some guy drew a Hellhound
>With the explanation that it's a dude who got stuck in a Hellhound Skinsuit Costume
Why.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48894210

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello, I'm here from MGC Maid services.
>What's that, you never applied for a maid?
>Well, if you just let me in and we can get to the bottom of this whole misunderstanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
You seem like a nice lady. Just let me open this door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086467
autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
Yeah, just let my find my shotgun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086467
>>13086478
Variation of the TG Fetish. Instead of magic, or body swapping, it's being stuck in a bodysuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086467
Because people have shit fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086463
Paladin girls are not for killing, they are for seducing and turning into monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086397
>Threaten to spank your werecat daughteru if she doesn't stop misbehaving
>[Misbehaving intensifies]
>Though loathe to use corporal punishment, you carry out with it, giving her some light swats on her behind
>She sticks her ass up at you and starts nyaaing
>You've effectively positively reinforced her bad behavior and now she's getting into trouble every day, demanding you spank her
>After a few days you notice she's starting to get wet down there during 'punishment'
>Demands you keep spanking her, longer and harder
>When you withhold spankings she becomes extremely aggressive, rubbing her ass in your face and even swatting herself while demanding you punish her

The joys of having a werecat daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
Despite the doujin she's from, i'd let her in.
Despite my better judgment...as long as she doesn't do any groundhog loop shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086479
Why would you want to shoot a maid like her? She just wants to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086460
Delightful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086489
This is when I get the garden hose and spray the shit out of the obnoxious brat.

Don't spoil your kids folks, it never ends up well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086493
Oh yeah sure, I'm sure all she wants to do is make me some nice tea or some shit.

I'm just gonna give her a nice helping of buckshot to the mouth first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
Is this the crazy one or the vanilla one. Can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
No, go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086499
Crazy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb9frGEEoro

Dethrone the emperor, anon, the gods want us to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086503
Personallly, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and welcome her, since she doesn't LOOK crazy...yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086487
I'd rather fuck a toned paladin girl. Yeah, I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086499

The yandere Butterfly Effect one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086497
Look at that face. Does that face say "I'm going to repeatedly rape you until you love me"? Or does it say "I just want to help a nice young man live a happy life"? To me, it seems like the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086495
>Spray her with the hose
>She looks at you agahst before a crooked smile appears on her face
"Nyaa ha ha, look how wet I am for you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086515
To me it says "Buckshot"

I'm just staying safe anon, you'll thank me in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086513
Why would you go for the inferior girl? There's plenty of monstergirls to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086522

>Cheshire shoving her pussy in your face
>Tells you to 'pet the pussy'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086522
>>13086538
I want a Cheshire roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083203
DID SOMEONE MENTION BAEL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y94GLSGVRWg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086528
Just because you can eat chocolate everyday, does not mean you should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086542

>Start spanking her ass during her heat in order to get her calm down
>She's starts twitching her hips
>"That's... not enough cat batter"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086542
That would be so annoying. They would eat all your food, play pranks on you all the time ,steal your clothes when you're in the shower, and spy on you while you masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086548
But there's no downside to just fucking monstergirls, unlike eating chocolate everyday which will make you sick. Are you saying that I should fuck a paladin girl just because she's not a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no Werebat neesan to cuddle with you in her wing burrito

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086494
>so you find yourself carried off by a Wight and that you can't even find the strength to even struggle.
>asking her to let you go is just followed by a giggle followed by a "no~"
>she lays you on her bed once inside her home where she continues listening to your heart and later lungs at her leisure.
>after awhile she stares into your eyes. Trying to turn your head away simply causes her to casually turn it back followed by a giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086582
>TFW no werebat imouto to cling to and hang off your shirt while outside in the sunlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086240
Everything Percival schuttenbach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
You seem nice, sure. The tea is on the shelf below the toaster. Let me know if you can't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086348
Long talk with the dauteru, telling her how the opinions of scared sheep aren't for listening to. Then I head down to that gang of werewolf bikers I'm good with and let them know that there's a nest of bitches for them to take nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
YES MY WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086583
>she lays you on her bed once inside her home where she continues listening to your heart and later lungs at her leisure.
That's totally something a yandere would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086568
I'm not saying you have to fuck paladin girls. I'm saying I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086650
But why would you when they're worse in every way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086650
They don't understand logic anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086638
Are you implying there's anything wrong with that?
>Not wrapping your arms up in her long, beautiful hair and bringing it up to your face, rubbing it against your cheeks and smelling it
>Not telling her that her hair is even more beautiful than a Kejourou's
>Not falling asleep with her on your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086654
It's my dick, I don't have to explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086425
I want to sleep with a comfy sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086712
I want to rub my everything on her everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086721
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, we're already on page 9 and it still feels like we just started this thread. Where did time go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086751
Why is it gross to want to dive into that soft and fluff? I could die in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086752
You just couldn't leave well enough alone could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086712
Isn't one of her eyes open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086759

I'm just commenting on it, what are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086752
What I'm more impressed by is the fact that we haven't used up all the images yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086773
>What I'm more impressed by is the fact that we haven't used up all the images yet

How can you be surprised. These threads have always been geared to have images for days since we moved to /jp/. We're not even at half average thread length right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086773
Well then let's talk about what our favorite MG from vidya is.

Pic related is too good.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonfly Girl: Imouto in Trouble

>Day has been quite normal
>You've been having it easy
>Your friends are out
>Megan and Heather are on a 'girl's night out'
>And your club head told you to relax
>So you decided to do what many people do
>Play Sudoku while doing laundry
>Funny how despite your hundreds of games only now can you complete 'hard' puzzles without using annotations
>Crooked triplets are still awful
> '35', '34', '345', and their ilk are the making of Satan's fever dreams
>When you got your laundry all dry and clean, you took your clothes to the living room
>Your Ushi-Oni imouto is playing some platformer where a shota travels in Limbo
>Your dad told her to help you with a pile of unfolded laundry
>Your imouto took the time to make a joke, even though the look in her eyes screamed a return to her game
>After that it could've been a typical day
>Then your mom came home from work
>And she has that look
>The 'I told you a thousand times and still you don't listen' one
>You wanted to leave and take your laundry, but your gut instinct told you that you'll get caught up if you don't mind your business
>"I am tired of telling you this over and over again. Anon takes the time to make his bed every morning, even if we're late. And you seem to never want to. You had an entire weekend to clean, but instead you stay in your room on your laptop, in a room full of trash."
>Damn it
>Your imouto is listening with that annoyed look
>"I can see that you don't want to listen to me. I have it enough from Anon, I don't need it from you. I'm tired from work every day and I still clean the house. Even your bathroom after you 'clean' it."
>You didn't have any thoughts other than to fold your laundry, lest you get caught up
>It's between her and mom, neither of them need your assistance
>"Are you going to stay there like that? You're going to do something, right now."
>And after your family went out for dinner
>Sure was an awkward ride to and from the restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Mantis
>Manticore

This will be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086771
You'll see soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086786

>That image

God dammit, I wanna ruffle her hair so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086773
Normally it's slightly over a 10% ratio of images to replies and image limit hits around 2800 posts or so, my reply will make it 1387 replies with 123 images

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086791
>Sadistic girl with built in knives

Nice knowing ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086794

>Hurr muh superstition

Chill, man. Nobody's complaining about anything here. You're the one who brought up the "bad omen comment" stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086795
But anon!

She's a big scary demon who will eat your soul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086786
Does pic-related count as an MG in any way?
pls no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086789
>More Dragonfly Girl
Yay!
>Dragonfly Girl isn't even in it
Haroo..

>Otaku Beef-Spider Little Sister
Well that's different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086805

It's not my fault she looks headpattable. Why did she choose to look and act so cute anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086812
Yeah it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086812
Yes. She is an inanimate object which can come to life, same as the Chochin Obake.

Frankly I'm just waiting for the day KC does a sword girl. He did a lantern. He did an umbrella. Sword is only natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086805
>TMIB
>Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086826
Would make for some interesting 'polishing your sword' stories that's for sure. Putting your sword in your sword's sheath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086835
heh heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086786
So what the hell are these from? I have seen other images here that seem to be from the same series but Google never brings up anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086826
It'd look rad as fuck, kinda like the Sword Familiars from the Metroidvania games.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a paladin
>You'll never venture into demon realms to scout and make maps for The Order's use
>You'll never slowly be corrupted into an Incubus by the demonic energy in the air without even realizing it
>You'll never receive your latest assignment when it's delivered to you by a young paladin in training, a woman, who is to assist you as part of her training
>You'll never subconsciously lead her to a place where the demonic energy is thick and heavy
>She'll never start to transform into a Succubus
>You'll never fuck her while this happens, both of you trying to fight it while your bodies refuse to listen to you
>The two of you will never leave that place fully transformed and corrupted, eager to corrupt the next poor girl they send you together

[Anonymous No.]

where is the yetinburg nyaman

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE YETINBURG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086832
I never said she was anon.

I mean, how can something that's so perfect as her be evil?

>>13086842
http://exhentai.org/g/530802/147aa1112f/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086842

They're some little dark souls and demon souls 4koma style comics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086852
It a shame that the same artist that made a perfect MiB doujin made a god awful Yuria one.

I really hope there's a waifu character as good as MiB in Bloodborne

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086859
I'm tempted to buy a PS4 just for Bloodborne.

Also, Demon's Souls PC port when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086865
>goldface.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086865

NEVER

EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086865
Oh, well they said the PC port for the Demon Soul's would probably not happen until NEVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086849
I'll try to get some work on it tonight, but I only have a bit written down so far and I might rewrite it to make more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086865
>Buying a PS4

Enjoy your nogaems you casual FAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086877
Go home gazer girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086877
>being this much of a prude
>not having fun with video games

/v/ pls go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086885
>"Don't tell me I'm an idiot for eating shit! I happen to enjoy shit! You're fine dinner food is the same as this pile of shit, and you're a prude if you tell me otherwise! I'm going to enjoy eating shit and you can't stop me!"

I mean, go ahead if you want. But you'll never level up or get to enjoy Rape Mods on Level 16.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
>groundhog rapist
I get the bug spray

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086894
/v/

/v/ pls

go and stay gone, that meme's done and gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086894
>Things I don't like are shit
>You're fine dinner food
Well alright Gamer Gazer, if you're insisting that I eat you out like a dirty little slut...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086877
>get home from a long day of work
>gazer waifu wearing nothing but plastic wrap and a smile
>walk past her and go "hi honey did you make that meatloaf"
>hfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086474
Continuation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086902
gamer gazer NTR fic when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086899
>"I-If I call him /v/, maybe he'll acknowledge that the shit I eat isn't shit!"

I haven't been on /v/ in years. Doesn't change the fact the PS4 is a console with no games and can't even run Tetris without slowdown.

But hey, it's your money. If you want to burn it for the chance to eat shit than by all means, go ahead. Eat as much shit as you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086905
this x100000000

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

>>13086546
If there's a song for Ba'el, it would probably be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw0YKg07Zz0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086909
/v/ stop being assmad

It's bad for your health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086907
>Spoiler
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086913
>Replying to bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086909
>Has no games
>Whole bitch fit was started over someone wanting a PS4 for Bloodborne
>Meme is so old and overused it's like your mom jokes
Just stop /v/, you're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086912
>"You're mad that I'm eating shit aren't you? Huh? Well too bad, you will never get to eat the shit I do! Yeah, is this not the Fox and the Grapes? You are the Fox, and this shit is the grapes! I shall enjoy this shit you will never ever get to enjoy!"

>>13086916
>meme
How is it a meme if it's true though? All the PS4 has are ports and 30 FPS remasters. Name me one good exclusives on the system that's worth buying a brand new system for.

This is why you guys will never have Tanuki waifus, you waste money on bullshit. Hell, I bet a Tanuki could con you guys into selling her your soul, and you'd still think you got a good deal out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086929
>One good exclusive
>Ignoring Bloodborne, the entire reason this conversation started
There, you got your reply, now fuck off back to your other /v/irgin friends and let people with real taste talk about their interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086905
>tfw no pregnant yandere moth waifu to cuddle with and rub her stomach
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086929
>Implying a Tanuki Waifu is a good thing
>Implying my actual waifu doesn't own my mind, body and soul.
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086929
>Literally making up the responses from the other sides of the conversation
>Then replying to them
I understand you're having fun with waving around babbys new bait, but just so you know, believing in imagined correspondences is wht crazy people do, anon/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086929
/v/ just stop.

It's just getting sad, apply your butthurt cream and go take a nice walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086894
>"Hey anon, I need you to strip down. I'm making a sex mod and I need a model to base the cutest boy off of."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086933
Ah yes, the great Bloodborne, a game that isn't even out yet. It's a classic of our time I'm sure everyone has tried and played and knows for a fact is actually good and doesn't just buy into the hype like most retards who buy consoles at or near launch.

>>13086940
>"Y-You're butthurt! If I call you that, I win by default and can enjoy my shit knowing I'm right!"
Ebin, simply ebin. Upboated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086949
>being this assmad

As I've said before >>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086947
>Wanting to be schlicked to by those filthy neet elves who reek of mountain flowers and spring water and have to rely on romance and handholding to get their men, like the failures of women that they are.

No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086951
Stop replying.

[Anonymous No.]

>"You still play Video Games Anon? Why don't you give up that childish hobby and come play me instead!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086961
I'd play her, if you know what I mean
Wait, that's already implied. Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086961
Fuck you and your wine you forest harlot, I'm happy in my smelly, messy, dimly lit hovel of a room.
Send help...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086961
I don't have to worry about getting raped when I play games, the good ones I mean not the garbage made by monsters.

Not to mention you're ugly as all hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086952
Don't you want to tease all those elves into thinking you're available before telling them you have a girlfriend an nobody wants a handholding elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086968
>Nobody wants a handholding elf
Well, I wouldn't say nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086961
I can multitask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086969
Only losers want an elf. You just remind them that they'll only get the lowest of the low, and that you're out of their league .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13084915
I really enjoyed this, keep it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086971
That's pretty mean, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086978
Elves are made to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086981
But bullying is wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a short shark girl with my superior size and steal her swimming suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086971
>you're out of their league
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086988
>I want to bully the thing that could probably EAT ME ALIVE metaphorically and literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086981
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086991
I'm hoping for the metaphorical punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>there's a /v/idya music thread with monstergirls right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086988
>Bullying shark girls
That's how you get gangbanged by daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086984
It is when you do hurtful things to people that don't want it. But elves want to be bullied, so it's not bullying

>>13086989
That's how pathetic NEET elves are. They don't ever deserve humanboys that waste all their time on 4chan. They could find a leper, or someone on Chris-Chan's level

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086997
>going to /v/

Pffft hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086968
In my most depraved hours I've often fantasized about leaking my address to a bunch of those disgusting elves. One of them would hire a kunoichi to sneak up behind me and drug me, because they are too gentle and pathetic to do it themselves, and I'd wake up in a luscious resort I don't recognise, at complete liberty. Because they are filthy fucking elves, you see. They didn't even have the decency to tie me down before they raped me. One even blushes as she pushes the key to the room into my hand, the considerate cunt that she is.

Then the boldest of the bunch, the leader, would sit on the bed with me, at the very far end. Then they'd all pull out their filthy instruments and use those disgustingly delicate hands to play ballads and dedicate love songs to me. Screeching pathetic words of "love" with that horrid voice which sounds like a songbird crying lullabies backed by a choir of angels.

Then the boldest would slowly inch closer, and shakily lay a hand on my bare chest, feeling up my maleness. Now she reveals her true colours as a beta bitch as she blushes and hides her ace from me. Even though she gives such a disgusting display, her hand still inches up my arm until her hand closes around mine. I feel like screaming, and the pounding in my head only escalates when one of the filthy whores dims the lights for a more intimate mood in which only the filthy elf is fully visible in front of me.

Too pathetic to even rape me then and there, she lies down on her back and spreads her legs for me, inviting me into her, in the missionary position. The bitch even held onto my hand the entire time. I usually wake up vomiting around about here, but I know if I continued my delusion, she's have said something fucking atrocious about it being the best night for her to conceive. Like is was solely for procreation. Every one knows that's disgusting as fuck.

TL;DR, Elves a filthy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087005
>Elves a filthy shit
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086988
>You want this? Then you'll have to jump for it.
>Come on, you almost had it, you're too slow
>Aw geez, don't get like that, I'll let you have it on one condition.
>You kiss me.
>Yeah, just give me a kiss, that's all. Right on the lips
>Why so nervous, you've kissed boys before, right?
>There, was that so hard? Now here's your suit, loser

Loving bullying is the best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086952
>not admitting you're a guy to them online, getting them to divulge their addresses and personal details over the course of months
>as the time goes by, she holds out hope you'll fall for her enough to take her
>you do one day admit that you'll pick her up for a meet-up
>some little park nearby her place, during the day since normal people usually work
just as she's about to reach for your hand you surprise her with a stungun disguised as a zippo
you laugh as she's in throes on the dirt
you at least held her hands as you proceeded to ruin her elf holes in broad daylight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087005
Truly disgusting. They deserve nothing more then scorn and getting knocked up before their husband leaves them for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087005
Tl;dr Kunoichis are great.

I'd marry one who was a functional mute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087005
>Wake up in a luscious resort
>Have loving ballads sung about you in voices like angels
>Shy touching, before using darkness to nicely isolate a pair of lovers
>Missionary position with handholding for the purpose of procreation

I'm sorry, what part of this is bad in the slightest? Are you just that gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087032
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087038

I thought it was a pretty good bit of satire personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087038
Never before have I been so badly misinterpreted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087052
Yeah, it was. Helps that "Luscious Resort" tickles my fetishes.

Also, d'you think Luscious was intentional, or was it supposed to be luxurious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086802
Well before that I got Demon Lord, but since that technically wasn't a MG I rerolled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>First girl: Dark Priest
>Second: Ignis

oh shit,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Dhampir
I can dig this so far..
>Ghoul
Sweet Baby Jesus, muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087076
>Dhampir with a fetish for blowing you
>Those cute little under-developed fangs gently gliding over your dick
Oh my yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087060
Yeah the luscious was intentional. I imagined the whole scene as very sensually geared. There were no superfluous objects of vanity, to is was more luscious than luxurious. I personally see luxury to denote monetary wealth, whereas the luscious was used here to depict a wealth of the senses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Zombie
>Hobgoblin
I-I don't know how this could even work. I'm genuinely confused but I am happy none the less, she's gonna become a wight super fast I can tell you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Hellound
>dorm mouse
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087081
>dorm mouse
>ever dorm in MGCU gets a free doormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086826
[weeabooing intensifies]

No, I want it too. But come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Wurm
Yes.
>Troll
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087081
So, a really sleepy hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Roper with the personality of a Zombie

...and suddenly, I'm in an episode of Space Dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087103
To be honest, there's worse places to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087078
Alright, good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087103
Try not to get hit by any baseballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Kitsune bi
>Chashire cat

brb suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087094
>A Wurm who is smart and motherly
>Overly sensitive about her big ass hands and her feet (or lack thereof)
>Will be happy to hear you enjoy her despite her unwieldy hands
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087119
Faggot cat might not be as bad without the faggot cat powers. The worst thing about this is that you get a human girls with ephemeral fluffy tails out of the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Cockatrice with the heart of a kitsune-bi

DESIRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087126
Can't you fuck the kitsune bi itself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>Familiar
>Baphomet

I feel nothing but anger and fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085611
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>Poseidon
With the personality of
>The Chief God

Jesus, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087130
>A chicken that wants to be a fox
There's a strange sort of dynamic here, which I think could make for a fascinating story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087131
Wait, no kitsune BI, not kitsune TSUKI. I think this calls for a nice YOU GET NOTHING.gif since you can't fuck a spirit. Maybe you can choose that it possesses a nice human waifu for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087136
>you can't fuck a spirit
If its got a pussy you can fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087135

It says the first monster gets the personality of the second. And since doublefoxes are just spirit wads of rapey lust, it's a pretty straightforward overhaul.

[Anonymous No.]

From what time zone are these people entering from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087141
But it doesn't have a pussy. It's a spirit. Even KC's ghosts can't be boned until you give them a physical body. Still, this does seem to be a choose-your-own-waifu option, at least as far as bodies go should you find yourself capable of handling the moral impacts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087145
Europe?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never drink bear and listen to metal with Ormagöden, some kind of fire-metal-hell beastess who lazes around only in oversized NWoBHM band shirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087145
Tokyo time zone
But I'm actually from Siberia

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a Valkryie little sister who claims to be my protector despite the fact that she's five and almost half my height, complete with cardboard armor and weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What monster that isn't a Karate Rat would like to watch The Raid the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087198

>Karate Rat
>Not a Rodent Of Unusual Sexiness

She lives in the fire swamp anon, the fire swamp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087188
>you'll never drink bear
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087188
>You will never drink bear
I sure hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087188
eating out a bear girls juices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087207
I guess.

>Yes anon, deeper...faster.

>Oh....Oooh.....ooooOOOOOH BOTHER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087218
Can't unhear. I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087218
AAAAAAHHHHHH DAMMIT MY CHILDHOOD!
CURSE YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087218
>Knock her up
>"There's a rumbly in my tumbly"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087193
Fuck you and your weather. I was done with winter a month ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087228
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087198
The ones with good taste. Fuck man now I want to watch it again.

[Anonymous No.]

Jinko tigger !
(Yes I stole this idea)

The wonderful thing about Jinkos Is Jinkos are wonderful things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087235
This is very important anon.

Which one was your favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087241
Don't forget loli P'Orc piglet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083618
kinda like mgg
tachyon girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087243
Its been way too long since I've seen either, not even sure if I saw the second one all the way through. Love em both though, just need to find somewhere I can download em and have a hype as fuck afternoon sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086814

Yeah I figured that if I just focused on Anon, Megan, and Heather alone it might make every other character a one note.

Don't worry I already have something cooked up.

Dragonfly Girl: Fixing Grudges

>You didn't want to think about your evening
>Besides you have something more important to work around
>Megan wanted to do something, but she didn't want to tell you specifically
>"Meet me in the conference room"
>Okay then
>You enter the pristine room, an oval redwood table stands proud and dignified
>You recognize a few faces, teachers and students
>Then Megan entered the room, along with the principle, a Medusa of little notoriety other than her obsession with handmade trinkets
>As the meeting starts, the principle starts the meeting with a short speech
>"As you all know, Megan wasn't many would consider a model student. But that was before, this is now. Megan is a hard working individual who has spent countless days and nights to prove herself in the eyes of her peers teacher."
>With every word she uttered you could see the contempt in some of the audiences' eyes, waiting for an opportunity to shout down the principle with one passionate retort
>"Some have, despite this cannot seem to move one, and decide to cause unnecessary trouble. Starting fights, harassment, and minor acts of vandalism. I have brought you all here because you are involved in Megan's school life in some way. I know too well that you're all ready to state your claim and lay every word on me. That is why I made this conference, so we can all talk out our feelings, like adults should."
>With a dejected sigh they resign to obeying the principal.
>"Thank you for being so understanding. Let's take it, one person at a time."
>Every person involved talked, and talked and talked. About their feelings and thoughts
>By the time it was all over, everyone was emotionally exhausted, but it felt a collective weight was relieved

[Anonymous No.]

So,

Think MGC would have something in place to support large birth families? (like large mice)

Would they have breeding programs in place for rare MGs? (Lonely Siberian Jinko looking for husband who loves kids. Looking for no less then seven cubs.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087232
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087241
The wonderful thing about Jinkos
Is Jinkos are wonderful things
Their tops are made to be fondled
Their bottoms are good for mounting
Theyre bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Jinkos
Is that you can have sex with one.

[Anonymous No.]

Is colonel Loen come back or is he still AWOL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087275
Honestly, they would likely discourage large families by taxing them and the incentives would be for single men to move there.

That's if the monster population is decently large. If it's very small and several species are endangered, then there would probably be some modern welfare level of support or something a little better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087275
MGE says MGs only give birth to 1-2 children at max regardless of their animal counterpart fertility
Or insects mg would fill the whole world in few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087273
Wow, that sounds like a...depressing evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087289

He's working on commissions and dropped by to say he's here and awesome like last week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087289
He was back for Valentines Weekend, dropped 5 pieces of art, explained his absence and how it will continue, took 5 requests, and presumably departed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087296
Still hasn't done the requests....

[Anonymous No.]

It's cold anon.

I want to cuddle a jinko, or a dormouse, or a dragon.

I'd even cuddle an alp (As the big spoon of course)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087305
I'd cuddle an alp too. No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087309
It's not homo if its an alp and its not rape if its an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087300
Presumably because he had to go back to his family business. I'm sure that, as before, he's still working on them when he can, and will post them when he's able.

>>13087305
>Cuddle a Dragon
T'would be a lovely reprieve from the cold, wrapped up in her arms, and cocooned within her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087317
I like to think he's trapped playing a high stakes game of Mario Party, where if he loses he'll die and he has to win each game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087317
I'd prefer an anubis, but to each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087317
It would be.

Although it's a little awkward because I love white dragons.

Not that I'd care. I try and make her the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086429
Try it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087324
>Anubis
Guess who? Me too.
Both would be a marvelous kind of fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey... Servant Boy. *hic* Go get me shum more shhake... And take off your shirt~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087336
Mam...this is a book store

How did you even get in here? We are closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087336
>"Who are you?"
>"Where am I?"
>"I want to go home and shitpost on /hbg/"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087336
But its so cold out, I don't want to take off my shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087344
>>13087347
>>13087350
>"Shhh... Don't talk... Just go get my drink, sho I can shtare at your assh as you walk away..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087347
>your MG waifu will never vehemently defend you on /hbg/

It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087336
But I refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087354
Mam' we don't have alchohol here.

This is a book store.

Do you want me to call you a cab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087354
B-but that's lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087354
>"I don't even drink, I'm going home."
>"Go fuck a shota or something."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087354
>A monster girl will never be attracted to you enough to want to ogle and grope your ass.
How saddening...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087336
>>13087354

She's Sean Connery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087369
>"Oh my~ Eager to get me home and into your bed are we?~ What'sh a strapping young man like you going to do with a little foxsh like me?~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087379

I'm going to take you home. Where do you live?

I can't leave until you are out of the store.

Please, my boss is going to be here any second and she HATES when folks are here after hours.

You never want to see an angry tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087389
>"Hey... Don't worry about your wife... Just come over here and run your fingersh... *hic* Through my tails..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087399
She's no my -

Look, what will it take you get you to leave?

I don't particularly want to have another discussion about staying after hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087411
>And then anon had to stay late, got walked in on by his tanuki boss, and got twin fluffy girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087336
Last call was an hour ago, hon. Cabs aren't in service with the weather we've got coming in. You got a guy who can pick you up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087462
>saying "hon"

You deserve to be beaten with babies covered in nails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087463
Pardon the bad habit, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087467
Do you want nails hammered into your cock?

Because I'll do just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087467
>>13087462
>Hon
>Sweetie
Adorably old fashioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087469
That doesn't sound very pleasurable shug.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no MG gf who uses southernisms

[Anonymous No.]

So we all know that writefags are alcoholics like most writers in general. What's you're poison tonight?

I've got a fifth of Maker's Mark that's going to see me through a few thousand words.

[Anonymous No.]

Who Oomukade here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087489
But anon, I like to drink a lot.

In fact, I'm going to get a glass of milk right.

>>13087491
I want to rub her antenna

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087489
I don't drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087494
*Don't like to drink.

God damn brain missing words.

I think I'm going to go senile at 23

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087489
I'm a writefag and I don't touch alcohol and never will. It's probably why I'm only decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087489
Can't drink tonight, got an early shift tomorrow. Otherwise I'd be a case deep in cider.
And before any of y'all comment, I drink for the flavor more than the drunk. No use if I can't savor every drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087487
>tfw as a southerner you just take it all as a matter of course

A girlfriend calling you hon or darlin' is how you know it's serious, as long as you're not dating an old woman who calls everyone that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087505
>Savoring Taste

Muh nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087505
It better be for the flavor. Otherwise we'd all just drink straight grain alcohol.

>tfw someone left a cooler full of Miller High Life outside my door at midnight
>No RP bullshit, 100% truth
>I have no idea who it was

Alpollo? Are you real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087519
>Drinking for flavor
My drinking, monster loving brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087489
I only drink when It's an occasion or I'm with people. And I seldom write whilst drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087524

What kind of cider do you get anyway? We only get a few brands carried around here. Used to have strongbow but now it's that golden sweet version that's not so great. Also tried angry orchard and woodchuck but still too sweet. Best we have is johnny appleseed, but it's not as sharp as real strongbow.

Maybe I'm overlooking something though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087532
>Cider
Simple apple cider if I feel like it, I'm mostly a scotch and wine man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087489
Just finished off the Bud Light. About to move on to Blue Moon. Maybe next weekend I'll get some whiskey instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone.

Finish the weekend strong and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087546
Release the hiccuping baby dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087546
Fire, fire, burning higher
MAKING MUSIC LIKE A CHOIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087546

Nighty-night, Anon, don't the bed-shark bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087547
The cutest incindieries


>>13087555
I won't I'll be doing the biting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087555
I'm glad I live in an area where Shark Girls can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087569
...Dry land? You do mean dry land, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087571
Fresh water and safety due to being far inland.

The most I would have to worry about are Geese girls and maybe Killer Whale girls if I got too close to the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087273
>>13087292

It always get's better. That's how life works as far as I know.

>As you drive Megan to her house, you decide to let her sleep a little bit
>Honestly you couldn't stop being surprised at how she tries so hard every day
>You do to, but she always seems to always have this sense of certainty, like the job will be done like how they'll always be a morning
>Speaking of which you notice that the moon is near full
>Thank goodness it isn't, you wouldn't be able to handle THAT on top of everything else today
>"Well, here we are. Can you go from here?"
>"Yeah, uhm. Could you help me, at least until we're inside."
>Oh the poor thing, you couldn't say no
>"Not a problem at all."
>You help her up to her door and head inside with her
>"Oh, my mom's out for today."
>Oh, that's a bit strange
>"Hey Anon..."
>"Yes Megs."
>"Could you, stay over, for tonight, it should be okay, it's not a full moon."
>"I have no problem with that."
>Why are you saying that? You had no idea
>You're just doing what your gut says
>Like taking a shower in her house
>Or fixing a late night snack
>Or sleeping on the couch when she's in her bed, her wings twitching slightly with every rising breath
>When you woke up late in the morning, you were sweating like an Slav in a jungle
>You check your pants to make sure you didn't try any funny business
>You didn't, thank goodness
>Megs is awake soon after you, with a look of lazy contentedness, absentmindedly making cereal while turning on the t.v.
>Her hair was disheveled, like a soft lump of mid-length hair
>Her black track suit wrapped around her body's curved, and was ridden up in places
>You could see her waist line, milky calves and a bit of her chest
>Eh it isn't much, you're kind of used of this sight from your relatives
>She inches closer to you on the couch, still munching on sugary flakes
>With her head on your side, she nudges you slightly
>Without hesitation you started to scratch her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087626
Well, that's just a dozen kinds of adorable now. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13085528

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087652
>replying to a post made twelve hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087626

>In a way it's kind of nice, not having anything to do but spend time with your girlfriend
>Oh shit
>You still have to call your parents
>They must be worried sick
>You call your Mom, she was busy
>You call your Dad, he was available
>For the most part he's a little worried
>Makes sense, he teaches a paternity class after all
>After a bit of explaining that no, you didn't rail Megan against a wall while her tail grips your hips
>And no Megan didn't blindfold you while slamming her sex, her wings buzzing madly to tell the world that you are hers and hers alone
>You decide after a bit you should get back
>Just because your mom was okay with you having sex doesn't mean she's okay with you being out on the days before a full moon
>She wants you experienced, not having orgasms in a dark corner in a seedy town whose name she can't pronounce, or so she tells you
>Then again, you weren't in a dark corner, it was well bright in this room
>She wouldn't mind if you stayed a bit longer
>So you instead went to spending the day with Megs in a lazy fashion, locking legs together as you both watch a marathon of a Blue Oni making super slime jelly illegally to pay for her daughter's health insurance
>You kind of enjoy the feeling of her legs and the track fabric rubbing against your legs
>And it was quite enjoyable to have a makeout session every now and then
>But now you have to go
>Just to keep everyone calm and that you are okay
>With a pang of regret, you said goodbye
>"See you later Anon" She replied as she stretched
>Libido don't you dare come back this instant
>With your mom's quick inspection, she deems you alright and tells you to help her lock up the house
>It's a full moon and you know exactly what to do
>Nothing special, just put codes and the heavy doors up
>And strangely enough, in your room, with all the sounds of ecstasy of hedonistic pleasures ringing the town, all you can think is "Should've stayed with Megan"

http://pastebin.com/uD3fgrHp

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13087710
I'm very much liking how this is going.
On another note.

>Monster Girl Breaking Bad
This needs to be a thing explored more.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087751
If all shrine maiden clothing was that sexual There'd be a lot more people practicing Shinto in Japan. If nuns dressed like dark priests I'd probably be catholic, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087751
>the space between her eyes
Good god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087761
>All those confused shota erections in church.
You're a gloriously crazy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087771
If they're confused you just have to teach them. Inform the shota why looking at Sister Naughty's luscious thighs makes his pants tight. It's a god-given reaction, after all~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087652

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087792

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087767
Shirohebi edition when?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087804
I am now imagining Holstaurs being complete bitches to each other, mocking and bullying girls based upon the size of their horns.

[Anonymous No.]

A high level sage says he'll make your monster waifu real.
However, there's two catches.
1. You have to beat her in a fight
2. She's got the personality of Olivier Mira Armstrong from FMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087814
Wanna give me a rundown on what she was like?

I haven't seen that show in like seven years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087814
Question.

Does my waifu gain her combat skills along with her personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087825
In ultra simple terms: A badass ice queen.
In not so simple terms: Read the wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087825
>2009 was 6 years ago
>you are still on 4chan shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087838
Does your waifu have a sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087814
>Dormouse
This can't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087863
Nyanon pls
It'd end well regardless for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087814
Is it a basic fistfight or are we allowed to bring weapons and such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087869
Anything goes for the two of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087868
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. She was my favorite character in that anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087845
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087875
Well fuck. Her profile says she has magic, and I have weak noodle arms to begin with. Do I still get a hug if I lose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087876
Ditto. It was like love at first sight. And the way she kicks Alex's ass in their mansion was great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087884
No.
The sage will throw you out after branding "git gud" on your forehead.

[Maritan No.]

>>13087792
>>13087794
Hmhmhm~ I'm awake to see that this time you naughty apprentice~

[Maritan No.]

>>13087911

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087911
>>13087917
Mari you smug bitch.
You're wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087911
>>13087917
Why is Mari so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087911
>>13087917

Loev you Mari !


captcha : Haqua <wow my favorite demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087911
>>13087917
You wonderful, smug bitch.
You're grand.

By the way, can you draw a monstergirl doing Olivier Mira Armstrong's cross legged pose?

[Anonymous No.]

[Maritan No.]

>>13087923
>>13087928
>>13087931
>>13087937
Couldn't resist. I was around for it this time~
>>13087937
I already have one too many on my list right now, remind me later, also I'd have to look that up.

Anyway, back to the shadows with me since I have more work to do.
I'll let less have his fun again lol.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087956
I'll try and remember to ask later.
Hopefully you won't be swamped again by then.

[Anonymous No.]

over 1500 replies? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088044
>my first /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088044
Seriously, we normally average 3k. Get your shit together guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088044
This is slow, or /jp/ is fast tonight. Average is around 3000 posts. Welcome to the thread though. Enjoy /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088048
I know, it's been oddly quiet for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088054
It has been quite peaceful for a weekend thread. Makes me think the usual suspects are causing shitstorms somewhere else and leaving us be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088047
pretty much, don't give /jp/ more than a cursory glance these days. Not hating, just surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088060
Friday nights and Saturdays are actually the quietest more than often. It usually picks up on Sunday by a fair bit as if it's trying to make up for it though.

[Anonymous No.]

This has been a quiet thread. We'll probably end this one on a note of 2.2k posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088063
Do remember to delete your reaction images.
It takes up space for our image limit, and it isn't very related to the thread itself.
I implore you to please consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088070
I don't know about that. There have been some contentious threads on Fridays and Saturdays. They may be slower, though.

>>13088074
You may be overestimating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088081
Considering that we are only at half of our limit and already at page 10 this shouldn't be too much of a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087943
That's amazing. Is there any more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088081

And I implore you to ignore the Bonnet-Tipper Lizardman pretending to be Janet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088086
Slower is probably more accurate. I have noticed there has been much less arguing over the mundane and nonsensical in general though over the last week or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088089
Makes me wonder why are you guys waiting for a thread to die instead of making one when current one reaches pg.10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088086
The thread is slower I don't think /jp/ is any faster. We probably have nearly a full 24 hours before we get knocked off. There are 9 threads ahead of us.

>>13088098
This one takes so long to die if we did that e'd end up bloating /jp/ with threads. That and having more than one general up would piss off the natives I wouldguess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088089
You never know.
Frankly, I never really cared for us reaching image limit early or later. I just like to make others consider since the screaming apes don't shout as much when they have their way.

>>13088095
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087136
>>13087131
>>13087141
It's a spirit. So it will seek out the nearest female and posses her. While possesed the girl will slowly change her form to be much more attractive. And if given enough love she can turn into a full kitsune in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088098
We only make a new thread when we've been pushed off the board in respect to the rest of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088103
Honestly a healthy sized image dump right now would be completely ineffectual to the image limit and we would still not reach it in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087491
Oomukade a qt.

They deserve love, just like all other Monstergirls.

Besides mantago's, those deserve fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088119
You can never tell in advance when we drop off, it's 100% dependent on how much /jp/ has been shitposting and getting threads deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088121
We know about matangos. Oomukades are pretty cute though.

>>13088122
You make a good point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088119
You're right.
Though we'd still get some screaming apes in the process...

>>13088122
Good point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088126
Is the one sitting on the right undead or something? I didn't realise I wanted a gloomy fox this bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087491
Oomukade footjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088148
I'd warm up a gloomy undead Kitsune all night, if you know what I mean-

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088152
It would suck being so fluffy and cold all the time. Fluff only serves to trap bodyheat and is useless if you generate none of your own. I wanna hug and warm up a drenched undead kitsune who just goes out into the rain because it's not like she isn't always cold anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088149
Their digital manipulation would be keen but there's no way you'd get that many legs on your dick at the same time. You'd have to settle for maybe 1/8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088165
A zombiefox with a lot of tails could use them to trap a heat source inside.

[Anonymous No.]

I got bored. This was the result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088148
Do you mean the left?
Either way, no. Th one on the right is bugging the one on the left by saying the file name twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088175
She looks classy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088175
Bromont pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088175
Doesn't look quite like a proper Anubis. Somoene good at modelling should probably make a good set of ears. And perhaps the other ornament

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088178
Our left, their right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088187
And make a tail.
And the stomach tattoos.

>>13088190
You don't exactly refer to their right by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087491
>know they become cock slaves if they kiss you
>do it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088187
I think I did decent with what I had available.

>>13088195
Well if someone could go that far, they should do BIG FLUFFY PAWS too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088195
>You don't exactly refer to their right by default.
Really? I thought you did. Because they are the object you're talking about, you go by their perspectives in left or right. But I mean that's likely something I just made up so, I don't really kno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088205
Normally you refer to your own perspective.
Meaning when you say "the character on the right", the person's going to look to the right and not to the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088202
Yes i'm not saying that you did a bad job. but simply that getting a proper Anubis is impossible with the current tools you have.

>>13088195
The tattoos are probably fairly easy, but would likely mean that one of the tan options in the editor would need to be replaced.

I don't see a proper tail happening though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088121

2 absolutes of Monster Girl threads. Matango (pretty much any fungus-based girl) and Delphinus (the artist) are shit. Everything else is up to preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088217
What about the Hatters?
Are they ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088222
Sure, if you're into cock scented teas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088224
>cock
They'd refer to it as snozzberries.
After all, they're basically Willy Wonka as a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most persistent concept, girl, etc that's been in these threads?

Example, Cheshires and Manticores have been popular for quite a long time now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088302
>Wurms with Tohka's personality DAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088302

The "Mai waifu" concept.

Really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088302
Matango being unliked.
Seriously, it's old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088308
That's still rather new.

>>13088313
Well, that's a given.

>>13088330
True.

[Anonymous No.]

name something more heartwarming that you and your monster girl waifu holding up your newborn daughteru(s) together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088356

Having your daughteru who just learned how to walk peoperly come over to you while you're watching TV in the living room and try to climb onto the couch or on your lap, failing, falling on her butt and starting to sob. And then you pick her up, making her to smile again and give you a hug with her little arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088356

Your Hellhound waifu's tail wagging furiously because you told her you feel safe with her. Followed by her clutching you even closer and nuzzling into your neck with soft little pants and "wans"

Oh and for the purposes of this exercise she also has a ribbed sweater but no panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088369
Why not a tiny Manticore just learning to fly?
Flaps around the house and plops on your head, squeezing you with her paws and giving you kisses on your cheek with her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088379

>Flaps around the house and plops on your head

Dammit, you won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088302

I've noticed a significant drop-off of Frosted Rapes love.

Did it just finally become too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088356
Watching as your daughteru proves she is the strongest on the playground by making the grown man of an ice cream salesman cry for not having her favorite cookie dough ice cream. Behold the wrath of a pissed off child that has not gotten their favorite kind of ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088396
It's because we now have Junko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088396
>Frosted Rapes, the furry man's Jinko
>Significant drop-off of love
Gee, I wonder why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088396

It was never translated to completion. So like Killing Bites people stopped caring about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088416

I mean, she got posted a lot and didn't receive much hate. She got some hate for quad-boobs, but that was pale in comparison to how many liked her.
At least it seemed. She was a part of every thread for a good while.

Seems more like people just finally wanted something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087911
>>13087917
It's clear we must Cold War this.
Next set is Mystery Anon becoming an After Image and appearing behind Mari

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088435
She's uncomfortably furry for my tastes. 50/50 is pushing it, but she's 60 furry/ 40 human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088435
I like her as much as I ever did. Too bad about her part in the story itself though.
So why we no Flavor of the Moth anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

It's quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088480
>nobody likes Moth-chan
I mean, it's not like anyone EVER liked her, but it still hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088546
Too quiet...

BE CAREFUL IT'S A TRAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088574
Too late... husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088576
SURPRISE ATTACK FROM ABOVE

[Anonymous No.]

This is why we don't have space elevators yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088574

Stop being paranoid, you people. What, next you're gonna say the Girtablilu snipers are ba

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088587
Because people don't like Moth-chan? Or because Anya still doesn't have her own story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088587
Because we're on 4chan shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088599
>>13088595
Because arachne are too busy kidnapping people instead of donating MAMANOMANA infused webbing in bulk for research purposes.

Granted it might be phallic shaped, it'd still be a space elevator. A phallic shaped space elevator used to impregnate space.

[Anonymous No.]

Aw yiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088616
>impregnate space
This is a man's romance. I approve.
>>13088618
Unf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088618
The hearts should be red.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are boring when you're quiet.
Come up with ideas, do some stories, go on about fluffy tails.
Do SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088631
I tried to bring up Flavor of the Moth, but nobody cares anymore. TZICH them.
So what are you doing to contribute? Bitching? Is that what you want?
Fine.

>your Dragon daughteru will never give her hard-earned gems to a Tanuki so she'll free an imprisoned Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088638
My dragon daughteru could punch the guards and get the yeti out for free.
Your daughteru is pretty dumb to actually give money to a tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088618
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088642
>doesn't get the Spyro reference
Boo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088638
>Loli Dragon
>Loli Jewnuki
>Loli Yeti
My heat could only take as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088646
Never got into it.
Wasn't a bad game, just never really clicked with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088652
BOO! YOU SUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088631

Shhh. We're on nightwatch. The Monstergirls are sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088654

Reminder that Crash is dead and Spyro is dying a slow one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088655
What if I told them Santa wasn't real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088655
What about girls who go bump in the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088646
I can't play it anymore for more than two hours w/o being dizzy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088657
Spyro and Crash died ages ago. Poor Spyro only ever got three games, and Crash got... like 7?
>>13088661
Dizzy? How come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088658
Wurm-chan is too smart for such lies. If Santa wasn't real, then why would the gobberment put so much money on NORAD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088662
I don't know it seems to trigger my non-exisitent motion sickness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088658

They'd probably wake up with a scream. You don't wanna cause a ruckus in here by waking them up, do you?

>>13088659

They can stay awake if they want as long as they don't wake up the other girls or bother me during my guard shift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088616
>Impregnating Space

Oh yes, this this truly is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088664
Wurms know that the government spends countless amounts of funding on nanomachine research and development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088662
>That recent interview where Naughty Dog said they were "Too Good" to make cartoony games anymore, and that Crash, Jak and Dexter and such were obsolete.

Perhaps they're better dead so they not know what came after them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088662

Crash 1, 2, 3, Bash, CTR and Twinsanity. That makes 6. I don't acknowledge anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088668
>bother
What counts as bothering? Does a cat girl rubbing against your leg count as bothering?
>>13088675
Wrath of Cortex doesn't count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088674
Uncharted isn't all that bad though. It's not as good as Crash, but it's not bad. But whoever used the words "Too Good"?
That's a paddlin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088682
Fuck Uncharted, it's one of the games that started the "Cinematic Experience" trend. If I wanted a movie I'd just watch a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088618
Is this a commission or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087328

I'd rather not because it's been so long since i've tried to play "Anon's Coloring Book Adventures" with line art.

Have somebody with some actual skill like Hound do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088685
>Cinematic Experience
Never felt that way to me. Let's just drop this and keep imagining that loli Dragon and her loli Cheetah friend looking for dem eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088685
>"Cinematic Experience"
Does this have anything to do w/ ultra linear games nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088674

>Naughty Dog said they were "Too Good" to make cartoony games anymore

More like cartoony games were too good for them. Those games were often more fun than the pseud-ultra-HD-realistic ones.

>>13088677

>What counts as bothering?

Anything distracting. Can't keep an eye out for evildoers trying to get in here uninvited with a batgirl landing on my shoulders without my permission or a Nekomata pouncing me without warning.

>Wrath of Cortex doesn't count?

It wasn't a good Crash game to me. They managed to make everything uglier in that game, not to mention the stupid bosses. It was forgettable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088699
>It was forgettable
I could say the same about Bash, but I won't.
Let's just talk about something else. Like how black is the best Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13086429

You colored that? Doesn't look bad at all mate. You did good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088699
>mfw i've only played CTR and only learned about the other games years later

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Bully the Kikimora!

And take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087489

Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey or Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

If I could afford it and not die, i'd pay the Green Fairy a visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088707
No. I'll go steal the panties an Oni wore while lifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088707
roomba roomba roomba roomba

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088704

Don't worry. You're already a good man for playing the best game in the series first.

Tiny Tiger > Everyone else
Hot Air Skyway = Tiny Arena > everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087489
I'm an abstainer. Now what?
>>13087491
Night Terrors and Oomukade suffering come Tuesday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088716
Sorry m8 Coco > *

[Anonymous No.]

An innocent master checked all the doors/windows into his bedroom.
They were all shut tight and locked, shades were drawn, and privacy was his to enjoy.
He was pretty sure his maid was taking a nap...a bit uncharacteristic, but he didn't question it.
In fact, his need for privacy was mostly her fault. Her constant touches and flashes of her lush body ( Which he was sure were accidental, she was a bit absent minded about those things.) had caused him to develop some...urges.
Deep, shameful urges that he needed to take care off, before they boiled over, and he did something terrible to his wonderful maid.
He laid back onto his bed, and slowly unbuckled his belt...

A polite maid shifted her body weight carefully, making sure she was in a stable position, as she looked down at her master through the air vent.
> Thats it master, get nice and cozy, you're all alone, nobody to see...HEHEHEHE
She adjusted the GoPro on her head, making sure to get all of him in the view. Master was so repressed, she had to make sure to document such occasions when they occurred.
She had already masturbated to the video of his last jerk a few thousand times, and she was hungry for new material.
The kikimora's eyes were locked onto her master's hips, as he pushed his pants off, and she saw his manhood spring out before him.
She was salivating,a small pool of saliva forming on the vent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088737
She struggled to get her hands into her panties without making any noise, but her substantial bust and hips made maneuvering difficult in the small vent, but she managed.
As he began to stroke himself up and down, she made her fingers match his pace exactly as she plunged them in and out slowly.
It was odd that he had no computer, magazine, or even picture, just had his eyes closed as his hand slowly picked up speed.
> Ohhhh what dirty thoughts are you thinking master? What perverse images are causing you to act so obscenely~? I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KNOW IWANNAKNOWIWANNAKNOWIWANNAKNOWIWANNAKNOWIWANNAKNOW
Her breathing picks up, as she desperately trys to keep the wet noises she's making under control, and to keep still.
She does her best to stall her release, wanting to orgasm at the same time as her master.
Then, just when he's about to spout, she hears him whisper her name under his panted breaths.
The sound of her name from her master's lips while he's in the heat of orgasm, causes her own to rip through her body. She has to bite her lip so hard she draws blood to keep from screaming as her juices splatter in a puddle underneath her.
She collapses against the floor of the vent, struggling to catch her breath, one eye open as she lovingly watched her master enter his clean up phase, restraining the urge to leap down and take care of the process herself.
and start a new process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088737
Lusty maids. Typical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088739
She noticed a sad look on his face, as he sighed and muttered " As if she would..." Under his breath
A wave of emotions rolled over her, the expression on her face constantly changing.
> you...YOU DUMB BASTARD. HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING ANY OF THE SIGNALS I'M SENDING YOU?! FOR DEMON LORDS SAKE I EYE-FUCK YOU EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY. I COULDN'T BE MORE OBVIOUS!! I SHOULD COME DOWN THEIR AND CHOKE YOU WITH MY VAGINA TILL WE BOTH HAVE HEARTS FOR EYES.
> I-I JUST...need you to make the first move you idiot...so that I can be sure I'm turning you into a better master...but I love you so much, its getting so hard to wait.
> B-But don't worry! I'll try even harder! I promise master! I'll make you see that you deserve me!!
With her new declaration of purpose, the mad reached into the pockets of her apron, and pulled out a small scrubber and a small container of cleaning liquid.
As she slowly shimmied out of the vent, she scrubbed up the puddles of juices she had made during her tryst.
A maid never leaves a mess after all.

The master finished cleaning himself off, and stretched out on his bed, relaxing in the after glow.
He sniffed a few times, and wondered if the new diet his maid had put him on were having some strange effects.
Every time he masturbated, the room started to smell like citrus cleaning supplies, and his maid.
He shrugged as he finished getting dressed, just in time as his maid burst into the door.
" Don't mind me master, just need to collect your trash, because there is a surprise trash day right now and we need the trash out of the house." She rambled quickly, her cheeks flushed for some reason.
Before he could stop her, she had taken the entire can, and shut the door behind her.
It wouldn't be till much later that he would wonder how she got through the locked door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088742
>>13087943
The kikimora lay in her bed, laptop balanced on her stomach, headphones in her ears. The master's dirty, cum stained tissues spread all over the rest of her body, except the one she sucked on gently. Her eyes were blank in sheer pleasure.
She had the video of him masturbating on a loop, while she had made an audio clip of just him whispering her name on repeat.
One hand fondled beneath her panties, the other one groping her swollen breast.
besides her was her open diary, a single entry that read
" Will try harder for master. Right after new supplies are sampled."

small, drunken story while i work on a longer, prequel thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088745
This is normal in households with a Kiki, I take it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088702

Your attempts to motivate are failing to assuage the fear of failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088712
Bure bure > rumba > beam

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088737
>>13088739
>>13088742
>>13088745
Is this the same blue-ovaried Kikimora from before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088748
Do it you friggin' Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088746
Probably different depending on the maid/master dynamic. This one is particularly difficult for the kiki.

>>13088750
Yessum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088748

Well, fuck you, I liked it. Now go color more shit you wimp, pronto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088754
>>13088759

I'd rather just leave the colorfaggotry to professionals like Hound, .less, Mari, etc while I sit here pounding out drunken cringe-worthy smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088737
>>13088739
>>13088742
>>13088745
Now i want a test of endurance with a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088762
No. Bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088762
Color this one, you'll feel better about yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088762

Oh for fuck's sa-- YOU! >>13088771! Hold him at gunpoint, he must not leave this thread until he's done coloring that picture. Make him stop being an insecure fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088777
I'm all for making people grow balls. If this works, let's do it to Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088745
Noice

[Maritan No.]

>>13087917
Worked on it a little more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088548

I love moth-chan, even if her larval form is a bit jarring.

[Maritan No.]

>>13088762
You the one that colored some of my reaction images a while back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088783
I love this. When will you make a weekly 4-koma about them?
>>13088787
But it's how she was when I fell for her. That's how she won over people's hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088783
The cat deserves a fanclub, and possibly a push back down the path of drug abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088789

Well I didn't say it was bad, certainly. It's just initially uh... jarring. I hate reusing adjectives like that but it's too early in the morning for synonym usage over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088798
Caterpillar bullying is not cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088783
>that look on Mari's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088783
>"KUROSS-COUNTAH!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088814
PUNCH HARDER KID!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088805
Bullied Caterpillar-chan will grow up to become Smug Butterfly-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088821
>Smug Butterfly-sama
Does she hook up with Bully-kun at a bar, lure him into her place with the promise of Butterly-poon and then leave him tied up for Zappy-sama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088783
Better add fire to her punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lots of sinners in this thread... Yosh! This is my big chance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088817

HOOOH

BLODIAAA PUUUNCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088855
OXYGEN IN YO MUSCLES KID! GATSUN-GATSUN-DAA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088850
>"Hold it! That dress isn't up to code!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088860
>"OBJECTION! That dress is olev!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088858

Dont need no muscles when you got a 15m tall mecha punching your opponent along with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088876
IT'S A WURMDAM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088764

You have no powers over me, i'll continue to drink and procrastinate.

>>13088788

The last thing I genuinely put any effort into coloring was http://imgur.com/LotV4uM and after realizing how un-optimal it was, kind of hung up the coat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088894
There's nothing wrong with that. Listen here now, and you listen good: I'm like you in many ways. I too think badly of myself. But others? They disagree. And they know better. You get back to work, color this>>13088771
and finish http://imgur.com/LotV4uM
And then you will stop bitching, and behave yourself. You're doing good, and contributing. So just keep it up.
Bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088783
All this bitch does is rape people and beat them up. I hope she tangles with an archangel and gets her ass whupped.

[Maritan No.]

>>13088901
>>13088894
Agreed, skill comes from continuing to work on it.
We all started somewhere.
>>13088789
Maybe one day, because that does sound like a funny idea, but I don't see myself doing it for long before running out of ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088906
An archangel would just get raped too.
Lilims are hella stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088912
It doesn't have to be for long, as long as it happens.

[Maritan No.]

>>13088906
>An archangel
I would absolutely LOVE to corrupt that...!
I think I got my idea on my next corruption pic series. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088916
Maybe they could rape an angel, but an archangel is a different story. The thread collect even suggested that the equivalent to a lilim on the Chief God's side would be an archangel in terms of power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088912

Ever thought to include other lilims in Mari's shenanigans? I would think Druella would make the smug twice as bad/good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088923
>Lilim = Archangel
Sounds like paladin fanfiction in all honesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088922
>>13088929
Okay then because apparently Lilims are omega super powerful and they've been to Namek and back and in the hyperbolic time chamber for a billion years and can go super saiyan fifteen I hope the Chief God herself comes down from her lofty place and smites your ass into a fucking smudge mark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088922
Can you do a seraph?
Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088940
>burning wings
It's about to get hot, hot, hot up in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088939
>Chief god
Not with her horribly broken back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088922
How about one of these fellows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088946

How would that work? Would it be a loli wrapped in holy scriptures and litanies, relaxing in her ring cage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088952
>Loli angel girl with a book in front of the lower half of her face
>Surrounded by numerous eyes rings
>She's blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088707
>Visit the MGC Maid Agency every so often
>Always tease the one Kikimora that's looking out the window
>Flip through the maid catalogue with her watching and pretend no to notice her page

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088956

Correct me if I'm wrong but can't this particular angel read the intents of man with her eye rings?

>She keeps some of her eye rings closed because she values your word of being honest and faithful over her divine powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088946
Why do people worship these abominations again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088976
>Can read your emotions
>Particularly lust
Great, I'm turning into KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088979
They look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088982

Now all you need to do is become a drawfag in the likeness of KC, so all of /mgg/ will bother you to make Mantis Shrimps, Pistol Shrimps, Hyenas, Dragonflies and Jumping Spiders into monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088989
I'd rather do a Peacock Harpy though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088991
Lyre Bird Harpy, picked on by other harpies for her plain plumage. Doesn't have the courage to sing in public but when she's alone she has the voice of angel from all the classic operas her parents listened to when she was growing up.

An anon passes by the empty classroom she's singing in and is immediately entranced.

Hijinks and feels ensue as she gets placed as the main singer in anon's talent show group. All the other harpies squawk and laugh when she takes the stage and as she stutters her first few lines but once anon takes grasp of one of her wings she blows them away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089001
A Snow Leopard girl sounds pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088901

That was worked on months ago, and I dropped it because I couldn't get it to where I liked it no matter how hard I tried.

Sorry, Jim, but i'm a guy who learns by doing and having some assistance along the way especially when one of my high school instructors was a retired stone mason of 30+ years who could tell if our workshop projects were level just by eyeballing it, not being told "lol just look at various shit" and being forced to wing it in that abominable thing called Paint Tool SAI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088707
Nah I'm too soft hearted to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089037
Go tender then,

Make her clean your house in a dress two sizes two small without panties.

Gently pet her tail while talking to her, telling her to keep dusting as you keep stroking in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089037
That's why you take responsiblity and make up with tenderly loving her for the rest of your life afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089063
>not impregnating and leaving
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089070
>Not making her get so /fit/ that her dresses barely fit over her rippling muscles.

>Not acting as if nothing has changed, even after she tears her dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089021
So what's your excuse for not coloring>>13088771?
You're going to get raped by a spadetail, son.

[Anonymous No.]

What went right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089115
Not that hair color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089115
You know, this would be the perfect coloration for a CC Manticore who's getting up there in years.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>13088946
>>13088986

i accept this challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
Of turning it into a MG?
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
>.Less-sempai noticed me two times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089115
Most of it, except the eyes. Blue doesn't fit.
>>13089122
Crazy bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
Couldn't you just draw a red-scaled, blonde Wurm with sunglasses on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
Careful, .less. "Setouchian" is a word in this thread for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
You aren't going to go the Delphinus route and give multiple horrifices, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089135
Naw, he does what he wants when he wants.
He also smokes and has issues with authority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
Turn one of the Types from Nasu's Notes short into a MG.

Specifically Type-Venus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
Do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089143
.less-senpai is so cool~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089145
Venus already is one, you idiot.
He should do Ort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089148
He's a fag but he has his moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
yus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089107

Maybe because I wouldn't do it justice? That and there are no heroes left in man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088746
No, usually Kikis just go and fucking do something about their masters instead of having a thin pretext for the author to stall out anything of note ever actually happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
let the games begin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
Can you also make a follow up to
>>13087911
>>13087917
Where Anon in front of Mari is an after image and the real one is behind Mari

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089178
That's it. Bend over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089185
And a follow up after that where Mari is actually behind him, because that's what Kubo would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089186

Because threatening me with high impact sexual violence will surely get me to get off my lazy ass and "contribute" for you degenerates

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089186
Quattra Vagina, She is a alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089189
This not about threatening. Uncle Alp is going to make you learn the consequences of your behavior. With your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089188
and a Follow up to THAT where it's ANOTHER after Imagine and there are 10 copies of Anon surrounding Mari

[Anonymous No.]

>>13087911
>>13087917
>>13088783
Vincent Valentine called, he said he wants his gauntlets back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089193
>what is a spadetail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089196

>Alp actually threatening me

Don't poke the bear on this one, bitch-boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089188
Kubo would also have them change costumes between frames and forget to draw a background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089199
And then a close-up of the cat smiling, with the words all according to keikau next to it.
>>13089206
The backgrounds are the reason it's called Bleach, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089202
Something to be pulled while its owner squeals in embarrassment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089209
and then ANOTHER follow up where Anon has tapped into the Speedforce

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089216
Nuh-uh, it's something to replace a cock when an Alp is lonely and too embarrassed to buy a dildo.
>>13089217
>Speedforce
Followed by Mari using her Saitama-tier powers to bitch slap him while he's moving at 300 thousand miles an attosecond.

[Anonymous No.]

Which would you rather do?
Marry a properly done tsundere monster?
Live in a cardboard town full of hobo MGs?
Save a princess MG from being drugged, raped, and mind broken by her father?
Eat pizza off a Wurm's tummy?
Or be smothered to death by Shirohebi breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089225
Pizza & Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089220
Followed by Anon reveal HE WAS ACTUALLY SAITAMA ALL ALONG
And then Mari gets Punched

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089225
Can I be the King in this scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089225
Hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089228
But before the punch connects, Mari uses ZA WARUDO and places a Masochist Slime in her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089231
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089225
Start my quest eating pizza off a wurm's tummy in cardboard box shantytown, then have a shirohebi inexplicably riding a motorcycle come flying into my office and across my desk chest-first as she babbles about how I have to rescue the tsundere princess in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089235
But then Saitama uses 100% Serious Punch and Breaks ZA WARUDO, erases the Slime from Existence, then Mari follows Suite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089220
She's doing it wrong, I'm here. She doesn't need to use her tail that way.

>>13089225
I'd go tsun.

>Inb4 shit taste. I am already aware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089238
That sounds vaguely DMC-ish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089225
You mean I can have fresh pizza right off a Wurm's stomach? Can I lick her tummy afterwards to clean up all the grease and extra sauce that dropped on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089239
But if he uses 100% Serious Punch, it'll take X years off of his life-span!
>>13089240
>implying you'd ever fuck an Alp
You'd just tease and tease and tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089236
Too bad. I'm going to drug, dick, and mind break the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089225
Wurm, Pizza and best monster is too good to ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089247
Yes. And she's not allowed to wiggle at all, she has to stay still and keep quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089247
Only if you've got a marriage certificate prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089249
You don't know that anon.

I'd an alp. I'd just do a few things along the way give her some extra cushion.

No points for guessing how or who I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089246
Intentional. The world can never have too much crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089265
Milkman, please. You're making it too easy. And Alps should stay skinny, flat and full of genki spirit, like Andrea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089249
But we'd have one less Mari in the world. It's worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089266
I wish we had a story hero like Dante.
Just outright badass, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089266
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089260
I still want her to make cute, whiny noises as I tickle her belly with my tongue.

>>13089262
Is this how I propose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089273
I can understand this.
>>13089274
We'll never see him again, will we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089270
Alps shouldn't have to be alone anon. If I can give them a little extra help then so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089281
We're getting Devil May Cry 4 Special Edition THIS Summer Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089277
It is the ancient Wurm marriage ceremony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089273
There was that thing I suggested about a Barometz that could morph her jelly ball into different types of weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089286
If that's the case then we can renew our vows every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089283
>Special Edition
Doesn't count, it's still just DMC4, with Nero the Lame-o. But also this scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrXoOh9rkQg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089293
God damn that scene was great.
Game would have been legendary as just Dante.

>>13089289
Wouldn't work too well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089293
>Nero the Lame-o
He has really good gameplay though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089319
>that scene was great
This is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089273
Need an author with just the right level of flair and corniness to avoid chuuni "Fuck you!" Donte and get the suave badass we love so dearly.
On the plus side, the porn dialogue writes itself.
>First I whip it out! Then I thrust it...! With great force! Every angle...! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength! I... ram it in! And in the end...we are all satisfied...And you are set free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089328
Hammy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089340
Yes. Isn't it beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089333
We need a guy who's over the top, flashy, not chuuni, and hammy as fuck...
I'd say Bromont but he's got writing Ed. He's like Dante in a retirement home at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/R9pVjyhw
Will this story ever receive a continuation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089392
Ask MD himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089328
Man, having Dante as an uncle would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089418
>Today, we learn how to score two hot bitches who stay loyal to you forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089418
He'd make one hell of an older brother figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089428
Way better than Donte.

That faggot's more like a shitty brother that got nowhere in life and acts like a hotshot cunt all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089428

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089432
>>13089432
>Dante helps you pick up chicks in a stylish way
>Donte just acts like a dumbass and gets slapped
>Dante teaches you to be a guy everyone likes and wants to be friends with
>Donte ends up making you a social outcast like him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089441
Why is he posing like Revy?
Also what would Revy be as a Monster Girl?
Also Revy drawn as that Monster when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089459
>Also what would Revy be as a Monster Girl?
>Violent and loves to drink
I'd say Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089459
Oni? Salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089468
Red Oni Revy buying her new boyfriend cheesy Hawaiian shirts when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089459
Balalaika is also a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089478
Da.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089478
>Smokes cigar
>Has army of extremely well trained soldiers who have fought with her through hell and are closer than family

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089478
>>13089486
Eda is a Dark Priestess, Chinese chick is a Mantis, Sawyer is an Oomukade, and Roberta is a Hellhound posing as a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089492
>is into younger men
During the Japan arc, she said she likes them young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089259
>best monster
I read that as best mother

Am now picturing the mom from toradora as a wurm.
Named her son ryuji because it means dragon, and she's a dragon. Besides it sounds cool and she couldn't come up with anything else.
She helps her son hook up with their loli jinko neighbor and they all have wonderful family-bonding 3ways.
Sometimes the 2-faced lilim from their class joins in. Jinko hates her but mom convinces her to let the lilim join in because mom realizes lilim is just lonely.
They keep a retarded harpy as a pet.
Jinko's genki shortstack holst bestfriend is worst girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089225
Besides the death part Shirohebi breasts sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089493
>Hellhound posing as a Kikimora
This needs to be a thing
Is she also a shotacon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089508
She finds the young master to be... quite satisfactory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089122
>http://pastebin.com/R9pVjyhw

>less doing something that isn't manticore or laska

Yeah right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089508
>>13089514
Shotacons are scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089539
Incorrect Anon, they're just very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089539
Unless you're a shota, in which case it's all good. Aunties are so friendly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089550
>>13089552
Scum!

Scum I say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089552
>Auntie
>Auntie Junko will never chuff while holding you in her fuzzy embrace
Yes, I still remember that little short about Auntie Junko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089564
Aww, look at the lost little boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089514
>Alex and Eris cosplay as Roberta and Garcia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089571
He's probably crying because he knows what will happen!

Now he'll grow up being terrified of Elves because they're scumbag shotacons!

[Maritan No.]

>>13089272

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089583
Lick, boya. LICK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089585
I want to punch that goddamn cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089577
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089571

Shotashit is so annoying and repetitive.

>MG finds lost boy
>He's crying like a little bitch
>He blindly trusts her, as if his parents haven't taught him not to fucking talk to strangers
>"Ara Ara I'm your mother now~"
>"W-W-W-W-W-W-What are we gonna do on the X, lady?"
>Gets raped

Everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089585
>>13089272
If you want something done, you gotta do it right.
I'll delete it so don't wet your pants people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089583
They gotta rob the cradle if they want a chance at ever getting a husband and daughterus.
>>13089585
Dohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089592
I see that her saying it to one of her beasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089596
Breathing is repetitive too, but you're not bitching about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089596
I don't think we've had a story like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089592
Boya is annoying, just like scummy shotacons.

>>13089600
Shotacons are the lowest of the low, they should all be exterminated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089508
The edit would be so easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089607
That's nice. Go to bed kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089602

Breathing isn't irritating, though.

>>13089605

Almost every /ss/ plot is like that, literally no innovation ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089607
>Boya is annoying, just like scummy shotacons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089611
This picture is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089607
>He doesn't want to be the boya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089596
I've never seen that specific pattern, Anon.

And Ive spent a great deal of time browsing SS material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089617
>Almost every /ss/ plot is like that
link one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089621
Not one bit.

I hate /ss/ and I hate the word boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089627
That's nice. We don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089627
Then shut the fuck up and let people who do enjoy it do so in peace since they do the same for you all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089627
BOYA
O
Y
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089596
Shotacon is the main reason why MGQ is such a massive pile of shi- something not to my taste that and generally ridiculous setting followed by mostly crappy art and monster girls being half-assed neither-fish-nor-fowl murderous bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089631
>lying
>on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089649
MGQ doesn't really qualify as ss. What is luka, 16? He just acts like a little kid because he's a massive bitch, which is my biggest gripe with the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089659
>assumptions
If you're too childish to be fair you can just leave.
You complaining and bitching won't change anything, kid.

[Maritan No.]

>>13089597
Haha, I know how that thing works.
Get a strong enough barrier and the effects are negated.
You're either lucky or have powerful barriers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089611
Lookin' awfully hellsing there, Roberta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089666
Oh man calling people kid over the internet, what a big man you are.

Sure showed me how much of a tough guy you are, jesus I think all nearby alps just creamed themselves with how much of a tough guy you are anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089670
And your tongue is so sharp it could cut a Wurm's scales.
Now stop your arguing you big, silly gooses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089667
>Barriers
Rho Aias was the only thing that worked at actually blocking it.
And that was when it was THROWN, not trusted. You wanna live? Either be Gil levels of lucky or stay just out of range like Archer did.
Another alternative is Fragglerock/Fragarach, which will result in mutual destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089186

Again, i'm not going to killer it due to having a lack of skill sets sufficient for it. Get Hound to do it if he has the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089661
>doesn't even man up on his wedding night
Ugh.

[Maritan No.]

>>13089680
Thrusts are relatively easy enough to stay away from so long as you're prepared and know what to expect.
Also, Rho Aias does not need to be the only barrier, it was just strong enough to tank it when it was thrown and it still lost a lot of it's layers doing so.
The magic barrier just needs to be powerful enough is all.
But let's not get too far into type moon, because that is an annoying path to take an argument down in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089683
I just wrote an update. If I can do that even though I'm shitty, you should be able to do stuff despite your flaws, too.

Rhea and Willis continues, line 48.

http://pastebin.com/08WniE5S

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089696
Technically God Hand also works, but through outright denial of ever being hit over blocking it, since it's a B rank attack and not an A rank one
Yes, let's.
TM arguments and discussions can go on for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089706
Yea, its pointless

Fem Gil is best girl any way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089725
Chief god bound by Enkidu in an erotic way when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089697
I'm surprised that a Dragon of all things is so willing to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089732
She's got a boss who taught her to play by the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089697

I'd rather not try and then disappoint people by producing faulty wares instead of quality stuff like the resident artfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089740
You'll never get better if you don't do it. And people would rather take what you do than nothing. Come on. Don't be a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089730
Don't know but this does raise the questions about whether Fem-gil would use it for bondage or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089745
The answer is yes. Any other questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089745
Who knows.
All I know is, She'd certainly enjoy watching a powerful god struggle to break free from chains that become stronger with how divine the one being binded is.

>>13089750
If a monster had God Hand, would that mean you couldn't break her hymen unless your dick was A rank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089754
Well, I suppose so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089697
Eh, just read this for the first time.

Not really something I like, whatever I'm sure other people like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089760
Before I even ask why, did you read the previous chapters or just jump into it here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089754
It's probably like a superpowered chastity belt.

Gotta put a ring on it first.

>Are you a bad enough dude to romance fem-Heracle? A minotaur with muscles on her muscles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089765
Oh there's more?

Ah whatever, I probably still would hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089766
>Manage to break her hymen
>It reforms
>You gotta do it 11 more times, and your original technique is now useless
Gotta use the Kama Sutra for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089772
Best Holy Grail War ever.

>Were-wolf bro lancer, uses Gae Bolg as a stripper poll to dance on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089768
>hates it
>actually HATES it
>doesn't even give reasons as to why so I can't fix anything
Okay, now I'm depressed. Thanks a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089785
Well there's nothing to fix.

I just don't like it, nothing objectively wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089783
Are we going there?
Well, we've done it with planets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089789
>I hate it and there's nothing you can do about it!
Can I haz hugs now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089805
Well, there's not many more to work off of.

>Rider is actually a Medusa now, summoning pegesus results in her summoning a winged, genki centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089823
>Caster's a lewd Elf
Actually, not much change there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089815
No.

You're being a faggot Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089829
The Alp is a fragile creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089829
Fine. I'll just go to bed sad. And angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089828
>True assassin is a Girtablilu who keeps getting forgotten about. She wants to make your heart explode with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089849
>Gets beaten by a priest with a sailor mullet and a godly voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089859
>Kotomine doesn't change at all
Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089862
>messing with perfection
That's like messing with Lancelot or Castko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089836
No, Alp can take the news that people might not like his work.

>>13089841
Get over yourself, one asshole like me shouldn't ruin your whole goddamn day you god damn nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089869
I think they're just playing around, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089859
To be fair, you don't screw with Kotomine when he's taking a walk.

>Fake Assassin is a lizardman who is stuck at the gate. Wants to fight folks because of how bored she is.

>>13089866
>>13089862
You don't mess with the Kotomine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088737
>>13088739
>>13088742
>>13088745
>More dense Master and cunt-blocked Kikimora
Spectacular. Was just talkin' about this last night with some folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089869
Do you have any idea what it feels like if a person tries to do something to make people happy and they get told that what they made is hated and that there's nothing they can do about it?
It feels horrible, I tell you. Horrible. Like "no-more-Schizanthinus-ever" -tier horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089866
>Implying Lancelot isn't a salamander who thinks she NTR'd her king (Who is now an alp.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089875
>Powerful priest
>Killing Demons with his fists by 11
>In his prime he could actually go toe to toe with low level servants, who are outright stronger than humans by an enormous margin
Truly the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089879
Alp stop being a shit, lots of people like your shit, myself included.

I just didn't like this story that much, not that big of a deal, god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089889
But WHY don't you like it? That's the thing. There has to be a reason. Why would you say you didn't like it if you couldn't offer me any way to improve it?
Are you one of them bullies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089225
>Marry a properly done tsundere monster
That sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089881
What would F/Z Assassin be?
Other than the best dancer, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089293
>HD Vergil gameplay
I don't know if it'll be good.
But if it is, it'll all have been worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089881

>MFW there was a fanart of Lancelot's death by Arturia's hands in F/Z
>MFW there was the quote of "To die in my King's arms, by my King's sword... it's as if I were a true... loyal Knight."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089906
Kunoichi, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089906
>Doppelganger who swaps between different MG's and people she's pretended to be. (Her true form is still a loli)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089897
I just don't anon, I don't know how to explain it there's just something off about it.

Maybe I am a bully.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the Alp.

Not because I particularly want dick or anything, but because it'd be easier to be a girl and I can do NEETish things and have an Anon take care of me, and I'll I have to do is be clingy and put out for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089916
I knew it. Well I hope you feel good about yourself.
>>13089917
You'll never be an Alp with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089915
>Lancer is genericmonster#21 with a beauty mark that makes any man who looks at it fall in love with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089917
Or you end up with a wack job anon who either force feeds you holstaurus milk, makes you workout until you are either a /fit/ tier girl with more muscles than a jinko or a gym bunny.

That's not even including the guys who will make you eat a CC Cake or a packet of Loli cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>less is actually doing it

http://puu sh/g8kix/5575efebbf.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089918
I feel great Alp.

>>13089917
Well you can fuck off in the meanwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089925
>She's just a succubutt with said beauty mark. Just wants to loyal serve her master. Like all lancer's this fails horribly because she almost NTR's her new master (A witch) of her husband.

>They eventually just settle on going harem mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089930
>I feel great
If I wasn't such a noble person, I would count you among my enemies now.
I'm going to bed now. I hope to dream of you getting caught by a horny Charybdis. That'll teach you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089927
>.less-sempai noticed me TWICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089938
>Ends up having to stab herself in the chest with her own weapons
>Does it very erotically, with a sultry moan
Even as they die, they must be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089697
>>13089732
Yeah it strikes me as weird too. Still, I'm interested to see where this'll be going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089915

>Rider is an Amazon with a heart of Gold
>Gilgamesh is Valkyrie (LE WRONG COUNTRY I KNOW FAGGOTS)
>Arturia is an Alp
>Lancelot is a Werewolf
>Lancer is Gazer
>Caster is a Baphomet who somehow found the R'lyeh Texts and thinks Arturia is her long lost onii-chan
>Assassin is a Doppleganger who has to deal with the fact her Master doesn't give a shit what happens to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089940
And I'll be right here to bully you all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089946
>Imply each and every holy grail war doesn't end with the male masters getting waifued.

>Implying the reason they've had to have so many holy grail wars isn't because it's essentially turned into a giant supernatural dating service

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089957
I liked it more when it was all Nasu/Cavia about things, not KC/MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089927
That should be the OP of the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089927
I want her to save me from a lilim's sex dungeon and marry me then engage in tender missionary sex for the purposes of procreation.

And then we hold hands as she purges the world of the unclean with plague and pestilence and fire from the heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089927
I want to see her oil wrestling with diablo-tan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089969
She'd make an excellent Onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089978
So would Purgatory be filled with Angels and Demons mud wrestling over human boys?

Also, who would be the better wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089996

Diablo-tan would be so much better with the blazing hot warmth of her pussy that makes you melt like butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089927
>He's actually doing it
Hathor be damned, I thought he was joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089996
>One accepts you for who you are
>One will only accept you if you're pure/good in their eyes
Diablo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090001
>>13090005
I'm on to you demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089960
Why are casters always the best?

Kuruu, Elf, and Fluffy Tail are awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090012
I don't know about you but I will take whichever one gives the best hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090014

Bluebeard was the best because he was a Lovecraftian horror wielding KURRUUUUU guy.

>The first fucking thing he says is "Cthulhu Ftaghn" from his book
>Tells kid he can leave
>ARA ARA SHOGGOTH-TAN NEEDS A HUG TOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090014
Outright depressing pasts make for more likable girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089996
>Angels and Demons mud wrestling over human boys
The thought of being something worth fighting for makes me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089979
Yes. I see her as a yandere, except she's always soft and gentle with me and isnt bothered by my female relatives, but incinerates any other woman who looks at me.

>Why did you disembowel that poor mushroom girl, neesan?
>"She was committing adultery."
>But she didn't even do anything, she just said hi.
>"She looked at you with lust. To sin in your heart is still to sin. Now take me home and impregnate me."
>Again?
>"The Lord commanded us to be fruitful and multiply."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090016
Cuddleslut pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090017
>later becomes an Cthulhu-ish being
>"ARA ARA"
>Anyone within hearing range is mind broken by her voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090021

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090022
No anon.

A girl cannot give you a good hug or great cuddles unless she is pure of heart or filled with love.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090033
So no girl ever can give good hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090042
She's coming along nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090042
More of a seraphim than an ophanim.

Hey, /less, you should do a sherubim as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090043
Exactly anon.

All that awaits us is a cold, loveless existence until we leave this mortal plane.

Life is suffering anon, all you can do is struggle against it or let it break you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090049
Won't be long until she becomes flavor of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090042
Lovely. Truly lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090055
>sherubim
*cherubim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090060
Here's another picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090028
>House is filled with shota's being raped by tentacle girls all that 'ara ara'ing having broken them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089697
Well, kind of a bit wary to be honest, but still, looking forward to seeing more, and where you go from here.

Get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090066
>They're raped while being used as furniture at the same time
>Meanwhile Berserker Salamander is doing aerial acrobatics and stunts capable of liquifying a regular man's organs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090056
Anon even if angels and demon women existed and all they wanted was to hug men and have a husband they sure as fuck wouldn't want one of the people in this thread.

Same goes for any monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090076
>What is Devil bug and Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090076
>Same goes for any monster.
Eh, we might get the lower caste ones.

Like slugs.

Or matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090079
Still too good for one of us.

>>13090080
As we deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, there's something I've been wondering.

If Monstergirls really needed "Spirit Energy" to live, they wouldn't give a shit to anyone here on Earth, because this magic stuff doesn't exist in our world. Does that mean the human men from their homeworld are better humans than us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090085
>too good
Says you, you depressing piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090089
Spirit Energy is codeword for Semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090076
>sure as fuck wouldn't want one of the people in this thread.
>Same goes for any monster.
Maybe you depression-kun, but stop trying to force your faggot mind set on all of us just because you can't be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090089
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090089
That's heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090085
>As we deserve.
I'd imagine most /jp/goers wouldn't be 'prime meat', but it's silly to drag down every single user to the same level as your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090075
>Worlds most awkward drinking party between Ogre Broskander, Dragon Gil, and Alp Arturia

>"You will never please a man that way king of knights."

>"For the last time! I'm a guy!"

>"Please, the husband should be the one pleasing her!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090042
It's like if Setouchi hadn't smoked a bunch of crack before MGQ part 3.
WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090103
>Alpturia grumbling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090106
>Setouchi
>Making anything but Setouchian horrors for Part 3

That would be like Delphinous making anything but Delphinian hood ornamens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13083203
Fuck you for not updating forever. I don't care If it was a break! Do you know how many chapters we could have read while this was on hiatus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090119
Take it easy, partner. That post was from 1 am yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090108
>Alpturia and Kiritsugu

>It's exactly like that doujin with her trying, and failing, to seduce him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089996
>>13090005
>>13090012
The difference would basically be this.

Demons want to corrupt you. They want you to be hedonistic and sinful, and will do everything in their power to make you so, regardless of what you want yourself. They will constantly be introducing you to more and more fetishes, each more perverse than the last. The pleasures she can give you are unmatched, but she is dismissive of tender emotions and doesn't believe in love, instead focusing on lust. She is likely to call you a faggot if you ever find something morally objectionable, no matter how cruel or depraved it is.
Sadism and hard femdom are common, and she doesn't put much stock in the value of exclusive relationships.

Angels want you to live a good and upright life. She loves you regardless of your actions, but she will not support or aid any action she believes is wrong. She never tries to force or manipulate you into behaving how she wants you to, but she always encourages you to do the right thing and is disappointed and hurt when you don't. She is devoted and submissive most of the time. She believes strongly in love. She is somewhat open-minded in the bedroom, but has definite limits. She will see anything involving a third party as cheating, which she hates, and she is very hesitant about S&M. She will never cheat on you, but she also has no tolerance for you cheating on her, and doing so will end the relationship.
Maledom, tender loving femdom, and equal hand-holding sex are common.

So which is best really depends on your fetishes. It would vary from person to person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090085
>>13090076
Oh god not you again,
Why can't you just kill yourself already if everything is so horrible I'm really tired of listening to your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090134
Angel, no question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090134
This is blatant anti-demon propaganda!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090134
I want to be in a loving relationship with an Angel, both of us saving ourselves for the other until marriage! I then want to be brutally raped and tossed out on the road by a Demon and limp my way slowly to our house, covered in dirt, blood, and tears, and have to tearfully tell my Angel waifu in the middle of the night that I'm no longer a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090160
Would you make an angel fall for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090134
Demons aren't cheaters either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090165
Of course not, that'd be her decision of what must be done an how the relationship should proved after the question.

Regardless of what's chosen, rest assured there will be suffering. But who knows, maybe after it all, there'll be healing, and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090134
>and she doesn't put much stock in the value of exclusive relationships
I want my monogamous demon

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

My kingdom for a hellhound to warm my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090203
My empire for a cool Yuki Onna to chill my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090203
That's an Ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090210
Yuki Onna a shit.

Already fucking cold enough up here, I don't want those snow bitches here too

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine Hellpups are sort of fluff balls when younger like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWy_jRh9ceY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090218
It's getting very warm during the day, and very cold at night here.
I'd need a Yuki in the day and a Salamander to bed with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090219
Adorable.

I feel my heart shutting down already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090152
It isn't intended to be. Some people are into that.
>>13090172
In a purely MGE setting, sure - I'll buy that. But that's because KC (and most authors from glorious nippon) completely ignore mythological canon when it comes to angels and demons.

In a slightly more realistic (or just less Japanese) setting, monogamous demons make no sense. Demons are all about hedonism and sin, monogamy is the opposite of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090225
>You'll never be greeted by a wall of fluff upon returning home to your Werewolf/Hellhound family
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58uXolORSG0
God damn it, I'm doing it again.
Those fucking cute animal videos, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090231
>mythological canon
>demons
>realism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090199
You can get one, Anon. Just take this holy water and these chains, and do as I tell you. Don't worry about the screams, she'll thank you when it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090203

Hey, you, Ogre! Yeah, you up there! Get down here so I can pat your head and tell you you look cute in those clothes already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090242
>autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090231
>Some people are into that
And yet >>13090199 >>13090172

Furthermore, I don't see why it is that monogamy precludes hedonism and sin. Even going by a historical, mythological precedent.

Which is why what you wrote just comes across as Anti-Demon Propaganda. Not all of them behave in such a manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090241
Oh god.

Send an ambulance.

We discussed werecat breeds last time.

I wish I knew more than two dog breeds to discuss werewolf breeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090241
If I've learned anything about animal and nature videos, it's that once you watch one, next thing you know it you've spent your whole afternoon/evening watching them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090266
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z80Qrez2xQ
>In MG world, fathers put up videos of their cute puppy daughterus wearing cute scarfs while sitting there with a very confused look
>The waifu shakes her head as she watches this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090089
MAMAMO MAGIC

But seriously. You can bet that the Demon Lord would cast some planetwide spell that causes all humans in our world to start producing spirit energy aswell. Especially since we are bassicly the same as humans in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13089743

>Don't be a fag

I've already shown it to Hound and he seemed to agree to color it. Not going to produce a half-assed product so you people can give me pity praise by calling any and all OC "good" for the community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090241
I want to sell hellpup daughterus to faceless fat men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090302
Son,

No words can describe how much we are not niggas right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090302
This sudden urge to continuously punch you until my fists bleed and become numb, is overwhelming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090302
>Fat faceless old men try to rape the hellpups
>The hellpups just do extremely cute things like roll around and chew on toys
>Old men have a change of heart
>They better their lives and try to atone for what they've done
>They gain their faces back in the process
>Now they're good, honest old men being raped by the now fully grown Hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090284
And there is no god to get in the way of such a spell here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090302
I want to find a couple Hellhound pups in a basket on my doorstep, then bring them inside and convince my Cheshire waifu that we should raise them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090312
>>13090309
You guys act like old fat men don't take care of things they buy, such as elven slaves and picnic baskets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090319
This can only end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090261
>Not all of them behave in such a manner.
That's fine. Nothing stopping you from getting a monogamous demon, they'd just be rare.

>monogamy precludes hedonism and sin
That isn't what I said. What I said is hedonism and sin preclude monogamy. Monogamy means sacrificing some amount of pleasure, either for moral good or for the sake of your partner. That's completely counter to hedonism. You could be slightly hedonistic and still monogamous, but I imagine most demons would take it too far for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090314
Reminds me of that one little comic.

Fat, ugly rich fuck buys an elf at a slave auction...and proceeds to treat her lovingly as a daughter, living peaceful, happy days with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090319
>Starts teaching adopted hellpup daughterus and cheshire kitten daugterus how to teleport.

>Cheshire daughterus do it with little popping sounds.

>Hellhound daughterus do it with the screams of the damned and a burst of hellfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13042081
Maid Type: Manticore
Name: Silva
Personality: Cheerfull, persistant, clumsy and romantic
Notes: MGC Maid Central will provide an additional discount for hiring this maid due to maid-age.

Silva joined MGC Maid Central at the age of 22 after dropping out from college. She went through a regular maid training, but had serveral difficulties due to being clumsy. At the age of 28 Silva succesfully passed her final maid exam. Unfortunately after 4 years of idle and minor work at MGC Maid Central, Silva still has yet to be hired. MGC Maid Central suspects that this is most likely due to the unpopularity of her maid type. Despite this fact, Silva has yet to give up hope and has always displayed optimistic behavior.

As a maid Silva has an under-average performance. Silva has been reported to occasionaly bump into various objects or drop them. In addition, Silva is known to occasionaly get her tail stuck in various highly unlikely positions. MGC Maid Central recommends that any potential Master is to consider removal of valuable and fragile decorations that are out in the open. In addition, keeping a well stocked first-aid kit is highly recommended.

Silva, despite being clumsy is noted to stay cheerfull and will often attempt to take initiative and perform various tasks such as retrieving objects or prepare food, clothes and snacks if Silva believes that her Master is, or soon will be in need of such. Silva has been noted to often use such moments to attempt converse and occasionly "seduce" her Master, poorly.

(Profile continued in next reply)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090324
Most, maybe, maybe. But not all by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090331
see
>>13090322

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090346
(Profile continued)

When not performing any tasks, Silva enjoys watching various MGC romance series on television. Silva also strongly enjoys heavy exercise in gyms. Which has resulted in Silva having a muscular build.
In addition, since Silva grew up near a forest. Silva enjoys going for walks in nearby forests and likes to go mushroom hunting. Silva has been noted to be fairly skilled at making various mushroom related dishes.

Any potential Master is to be noted that Silva has in the past attempted to set up various romantic events to as stated by Silva "suprise, impress and convince" her Master. She has been viewed attempting setting up candlelight dinners, singing serenades and has even woken up examinators in attempt to go stargazing with them.
MGC Maid Central would like to note that these events so far have not had any form of succes, ussualy due to faults during preparation. MGC Maid Central would like to remind any Master or Monstergirl that wishes to go stargazing to ensure that they check the weather-report beforehand.

MGC Maid Central recommends Silva to a Master who enjoys a romantic and cheerful, but clumsy and persistant maid and does not mind having an older than average maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090347
Most. That's all I'm sayin', Anon. If you want, I could help you track down a decent monogamous one. They're pretty easy to find what with all the other demons bullying them and calling them fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090353
Not the guy who got that but he's doing pretty good.

I'm still happy with my soft lamia maid though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090346
>>13090353
>clumsy, muscular and desperate Christmas cake
Manticore or not that's a perfect combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090284
>>13090317

>Especially since we are bassicly the same as humans in MGE

Imagine if we weren't.

>A portal is suddenly opened on Earth one day
>Monstergirls start pouring in, curious about our world
>Tall, rectangular buildings that pierce the skies
>Similar looking metal boxes with wheels moving all around them
>A world so grey, strange and same-y, perhaps its inhabitants are different?
>Curious people start gathering around the Monstergirls, unsure of what they exactly are
>Many of them seem to be curious human males of all ages
>For only a moment, they think they just hit jackpot, but then something happens
>Something is wrong
>They can't sense Spirit Energy coming from them
>They can't sense Spirit Energy ANYWHERE in this world
>Widening their eyes in bewilderment, they stare back at the seemingly human people
>One of them gathers the courage to stretch her arm out towards one of the men and touch him
>He looks surprised and a bit worried, showing emotion
>But she doesn't feel anything coming from within him
>No Spirit Energy at all
>It was then that they realized that these people were not like the ones from their homeworld
>These people are... hollow...
>This realization was so shocking that the Demon Lord herself decided to step through the portal as to find out what's going on
>She sees with her own eyes the reality of this twisted mutation that is Earth's mankind
>She felt nothing in the air, no lust, no love, no energy
>These people weren't living, they were merely... existing
>These men and women were all dead inside
>Shocked and saddened, the Demon Lord uses her powers to rain magic upon this empty land called Earth
>Following her lead, the other Monstergirls decide to help us earthlings find a new reason to live, one that would surely breathe life into these so called "human beings" by doing what they do best
>And thus began the largest world-wide healing story ever recorded

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdZtzlhN99c

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090346
>>13090353
>Cute, clumsy, romantic Manticore Meido
Some anon's a lucky guy alright.

>>13090370
Mhmm. I'm still entirely overjoyed with Leyla the Nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be raised alongside an Irish Wolfhound girl
>You'll never pay together like the best of friends
>You'll never grow up together
>You'll never see her tower over you after a few years
>She'll never be a very protective onee-san
>You'll never be hugged by her warm and lithe body
>She'll never fight off Werewolves and Hellhounds to protect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090346
>>13090353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090379
>world-wide healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090346
>>13090353
She's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090379
does this mean every one gets their hand held?

[PantyQuest No.]

It's time for the Mystery Box dorm.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/LBWzyW7D

New page: http://pastebin.com/JBR7WKnr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090379
What a happy store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090379
How do I know this isn't just some excuse to Mamano mana bomb an entire planet and turn it into the largest demon realm in existence. For all we know these are paid actors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090414
Why cant you trust the nice sexy monster ladies? They want to see you smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090379
But I like my life the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090410

Most likely.

>>13090412
>>13090398

It was supposed to be a basic culture shock greentext, but Asura's Wrath OST started doing things to my writing. Perhaps I should listen to it while updating my story.

>>13090414

Perhaps they were way too surprised at the situation to take advantage of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090415
Acting like I don't see the big bushy tails that are perfect for daki mimicry among most of the first wave portal Immigrants

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090411
Doppelganger a qt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090411
Excellent, would raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090411
Doppelgangers a qt. I'd love to sign up for that raid. I'd probably take both the panties and the doppelganger that's still wearing them with me as spoils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090427
Now THAT'S a tanuki I'd impregnate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090427
I want to molest my intern Tanuki-chan's bushy tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090446
>>13090427

I want to massage her cheeks while saying "MuniMuniMuniMuni"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13088771
>>13089107

This should be a good enough excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

Still the best dressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090452
You will never go to Kikimora Fried Chicken and enjoy a bucket of the Kikimora Colonel's finest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090446
Would a Tanuki get off on business talk?
Would she like it if you called impregnating her "an investment with great returns"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090452

Just get rid of the lipstick-looking shadow under her lower lip and you're good to go mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090464
We've been over this. Tanuki get extremely aroused after buying stocks at a low price then selling them when it skyrockets.

After that she'll tell you that 'An investment in your cock has nowhere to go but up~'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090411
>http://pastebin.com/JBR7WKnr
Are you gonna go back and do Aspara since you doing alphabetical order, or put her at the end?

[PantyQuest No.]

>>13090478
Yeah next one will be Aspara, just needed to finish off Doppelganger.

Get ready for milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090486
Gotcha. Also please don't take that as a "do this next!", I was just curious as to how that would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090423

It was just a "what if" scenario, where the people from our world live simple uneventful lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090346
>>13090353
MGC Maid Central would like to remind you that as always, this and all previously written profiles can be reviewed at any time at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

On a different note: If anyone has any feedback on the style/spelling/structure/content or whatsoever of these profiles, i'd love to hear it. Is there something I should add, change or remove? Or is there something entirely else people want to see written? Throw it at me, feedback is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081081
>her bra forms a heart around the nipples
>that little drop of milk coming down over her chest is on the form of a heart
>her crown has miniature hearts on it
>flower petals around her waist are actually hearts
kinda really like KC's designs, even if the content isnt always so great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13081081
I want to see Apsara who's nine month pregnant with twins try to dance seductively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090528
designs are his strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090553
So do I.
My dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090503
Got any Ushi Onis?