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Today was my 25th birthday /JP/ and it was horrible...when will birthdays be fun again?
>go out to get eclairs and coffee for my birthday treat at 8am
>my cars radiator blows up and I'm stuck in the 0 degree temperatures for 2 hours waiting for the tow truck
>when I finally get home I slip and fall on the ice in my driveway scuffing up my knee and spraining my wrist
>go inside to try to enjoy the rest of the day and wait for phone calls from my family
>my birthday is now nearly over and nobody called me to wish me well
>I didn't even get my eclairs...I was going to eat them all while watching dog days

Anyone else have a horrible birthday this year? I think this is the worst one I ever had.

>> No.13082769

Happy tanjoubi OP but who are you quoting?

>> No.13082770

>when will birthdays be fun again?
Never. Now post the Yuuka picture

>> No.13082771

My brother killed himself on my birthday this year.

I'm sorry to hear about your eclairs.

>> No.13082782

>>13082771
I'm not sure what's worse, you losing your brother or that other anon not getting his eclairs

>> No.13082783

Happy Birthday OP.

>> No.13082797

>>13082782
We live in a very unfair world, either way. I hope OP got to watch dog days at least.

>> No.13082840

If it's any consolation, my birthday was absolute shit as well. I work in my town's square and some nutcase drove up to the courthouse next door and started shooting, at least I got interviewed afterwards.

>> No.13082870

>>13082758
whos your favorite 2hu dude ill post some pictures of her

>> No.13082884

>>13082870
Sanae...she is the cutest

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>>13082884

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>>13082884

>> No.13082911

>>13082797
Oh no! Poor OP owns a car and gets to drive it occasionally to pastry shops to get delicious treats to bring home and enjoy while watching escapist media subbed and shared on the internet for free.
What an unfair world!

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>> No.13082926

>>13082911
My nipples outshine your insidious and lurid argument, goot sir. Please vacate your gloves.

>> No.13082928

>>13082911
What did pastries and cars ever do to you?

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>> No.13082936

>>13082911
Not op but fuck off already, your brother took his own life so what? He decided it on his own and died the way he wanted to whats so horrible about it he wasnt mercilessly killed by some isis fuckface right?

>> No.13082968

>>13082936
Don't be so rude, his brother is probably burning in hell for all eternity right now, the sin of suicide man.

>> No.13082977

>>13082968
or he could be in gensokyo getting some sweet 2hu ass for all we know

>> No.13082979

>>13082936
For all we know, maybe his brother was a child molester. Why are you all interpreting his post like he meant it in a bad way? Maybe he was just trying to cheer up OP.

Cut anon some slack. I'm sure he's trying but his autism limits his communication skills.

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>>13082936
>>13082968
I don't even think that was him though.

>> No.13082985

>>13082982
thanks

>> No.13082987

>>13082982
Now post the Alice one.

>> No.13082998

>>13082977
He he, suiciders in Gensokyo, you realize what's written for them in the official printworks right?

>> No.13083473

>>13082982
You know who set that camera up? It's you. You are watching her suffering for amusement. It's you!

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>>13082987

>> No.13083516

>>13083508
>クリスマス
I thought it was her birthday…

>> No.13083517

>>13083508
I-is..Is that s-semen?

>> No.13083532

>>13083517
Yeah, dude!

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>>13083532
That's far too much semen. There would need to be some kind of giant to produce that much… but wait- there is. On top of that, the entire room appears to be destroyed. At first it may seem as if Alice had done the destruction herself, but I believe that not to be the case. If a certain Suika was there, she could have increased her size, smashed the room, and ejaculated on the wall and floor. It's also a commonly known fact that Suika loves parties, which leaves little doubt as to what happened here.
Looks like this case is closed

>> No.13083579

>>13082758
Setsuna a shit. You a shit too

>> No.13083597

>>13083570
Not yet, morty. No matter how you think about it, Suika can not produce semen. The truth is that you were the mastermind behind it. You told Suika about the party and took the opportunity amongst the chaos to nut all over the room. Then you invited other anons to nut as well, when you told them about the jp meetup and before telling them about l arginine and zinc. The truth is the culprit was you!

>> No.13083604

>>13082982
Please don't post this image.

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>>13083597
tch! Look's like I've underestimated you, Jay Pee! But I shall not stop here, no, I will never stop until all the parties of the world are crashed and covered in semen!

>> No.13083700

They're only as fun as you make them. Fight on, anon.

>> No.13083798

>>13082758
Please lurk more before consider posting outsde of your homeboard next time /v/ because I really have no idea who you are quoting.

>> No.13083984

>>13082758
Not your blog. Also, who are you quoting?

>> No.13084325

>>13083984
>>13083798
>le dare ka quoting meme

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Have a nice day, OP.

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>>13082771
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy_of_relative_privation

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Happy late birthday, OP.

>> No.13084444

Have a wonderful day, OP. Things can only get better from now on!

>> No.13084497

>>13084444
checked

>> No.13084525

>>13082758
>when will birthdays be fun again?

Serious answer: never. Birthdays are only fun when you're a child. As soon as you become adult and aware of growing old, they only remind you that you're one year closer to death, and not a single step closer to your dreams.

>> No.13084607

>>13082968
That's a terrible thought

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>>13084525

>> No.13084651

>>13084444
nice

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>>13083624
>>13084497

>> No.13084654

>>13084525
Birthdays are only fun if you have friends and make a positive impact on the people around you.

Yeah, my birthdays are awful, but at least I know it's my own fault.

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