Monster Girl General

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The thread where we talk about our shared common interest in Japanese Monster Girls

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Man you suck at making threads

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First for Tanuki-chan, the young new intern with a bright smile on her face and a love for capitalism.

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>>13090553
>>13090558

>Pregnant Apsara tries to dance seductively in front of her husband as he sits at his couch, enjoying the view
>Suddenly loses balance because of her baby
>Tries to recover by leaning the opposite way, but ends up overdoing it and starts falling towards her husband while thrashing her arms up and down, panicking
>Her husband gets up from the couch and catches her before she falls, her weigh forcing him to sit down on the couch
>He gently sits down at the couch and carefully putting his waifu on his lap so neither she nor her baby get hurt from falling to fast
>A few moments after she calms down, the Apsara turns to her husband with a nervous smile, thanking him for catching her before apologizing for the poor performance
>He tells her it wasn't her fault, and that she's still a great dancer, before giving her a loving kiss
>They then spend the rest of the evening cuddling together by the couch, the Apsara still sitting on her husband's lap

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>>13090661

You suck OP. Do it right next time or don't do it at all.

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>>13090661
Is creating a new thread really that difficult for you?

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where did her fingers go, /mgg/?

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>>13090682
Chopped off after fleeing from the Green Goblin through an art museum.

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>>13090682

Best horse kept them as a trophy. I hope she makes a necklace.

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Your monster girl daughteru has made a pillow and towel fort with a poorly written sign saying 'No boyz aloud', but reacts to baked good from you by quickly taking them and pulling them into her fort, she then asks for milk 'please'
What is the status of your heart

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>her bra forms a heart around the nipples
>that little drop of milk coming down over her chest is on the form of a heart
>her crown has miniature hearts on it
>flower petals around her waist are actually hearts
kinda really like KC's designs, even if the content isnt always so great

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>>13090682
The horse took them from her.

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Didn't get to throw this up before the last thread archived, so...

>>13090379

>Be a participant in the inter-dimensional exchange.
>It's the opportunity of a life-time, making you equal parts explorer, ambassador and student in a brand new land.
>Seemed like a good idea at the time, but now... you're not so sure.
>For one, your arrival in this world was greeted by a mob of angry protestors.
>A good majority of the locals actively avoid you.
>They fidgit nervously and generally appear deeply uncomfortable when they can't.
>For a while it doesn't bother you; it's not like you're actively being bullied or anything.
>But after two months straight of watching your classmates stiffen with fear whenever you entered, raised your hand or stood up to go take a piss, you began to get a little annoyed.
>You ask your teacher, a Succubus, about it one day.
>After nearly half an hour of her try as hard as possible to dodge the question, you finally.
>"Well, you don't produce spirit energy... and even a cursory glance at your people's history is... well... it makes a lot of people think that... uhh... heh, there's really no nice way to say this..."
>"To say what?"
>She bites her lip and tries to look anywhere but right at you, searching for the right way to word her response.
>Finally she just sighs, clearly resigning herself to something.
>"...That you're a soulless killing-machine."
>...
>...You were probably better off not knowing that.

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>>13090691
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Meh

I have no heart just avoid that demands whisky and fried food

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>>13090691

90 BPM, within the typical resting heart rate for a young human male.

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>>13090691
Tell her that she's breaking my balls, and she needs to release one of her hostages as a show of good faith.

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Mice are olev.
I'm working on ch.12, really.

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>>13090710
>She tosses out a Stuffed Bunny

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>>13090720
100% pure, uncut, A-grade mausbutt?

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>>13090710
>She cries as breaking your balls would make your waifu cry
>A stuffed toy is handed out a few seconds later

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>>13090720
I am eagerly awaiting the release. Even hearing you mention it has got me excited.

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>>13090699
If they read our history in the 20th century, they'd know about the world wars.
There was war before those, but honestly when millions die in a single century outside of natural causes, can they really blame us for losing our "souls".

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>>13090699

Original greentext guy here, I liked your continuation. Quite sad, but at the same time, kind of inspirational.

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>Werecat waifu gives birth
>One of the kittens has curly hair
>It's like a natural perm
Let's discuss Laperm catgirls.

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>>13090699
You cultivate that image, Anon.
Get a little edgy, maybe rape that Succubus.

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>>13090503

Got any Ushi Oni?

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>>13090738
If you have no spirit energy would she still get pregnant? What wins; science or magic?

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>>13090725
>>13090728
I tell her this is good, that we can all make it out of here in one piece.

I then ask for her to step outside alone, I promise nothing will happen to her.

She timidly exits the pillow fort with a toy gun close at hand. I then knock it out of her hand and cuddle her while she screams how I lied about how nothing would happen to her.

I tell her that I don't negotiate with adorable terrorists.

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>>13090699

>They find out about our history
>All that death, killing, etc
>A majority of MGs feel reinvigorated in their efforts to teach of us happiness
>The minority are horrified and feel that they should leave us be.

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>>13090576
>>13090742
MGC Maid Central has serveral Ushi-Oni maids for hire and serveral still in training.
Bessy is one of our Ushi-Oni maids and was recently listed in a profile.

You can view this profile at any time at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

Bessy is listed under the 13th maid profile and was originally matched with >>13041857.

MGC Maid Central hopes that this answers your question.

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>>13090738
>Not just chuckling as she says it
>Not having a book on guns or our history of war on hand whenever you meet her

>>13090751
>Your Waifu comes through and in aher most serious voice demands you let her go
>She's been pardoned in ex chance for a service rendered
>The service is 20 hugs a day and for her to help bake cookies

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>>13090661
You forgot the neutral collections paste, faggot

http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>>13090749
She'd give birth to a Succubus with no demonic energy, basically just a normal human woman with blue skin, horns and wings.
>Succubus is raped by what she sees as a soulless, inhuman beast
>Gives birth to what she considers an abomination
>Tries not to cry
>Cries a lot

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>>13090767
I tell her that she can't do this, she's a dangerous terrorist who has kidnapped stuffed animals across the house. The people need justice.

She flashes her badge and tells her that she's in charge and that her daughter is actually an FBI informant.

I throw my hat on the ground and curse as she walks free. This isn't over, I'll cuddle her even if I have to go off the books.

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>>13090776

>Succubus is raped by
>Succubus
>Getting raped
>GETTING raped

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>>13090785
Good luck, you need any backup just get on the kiddies walkie talkie, I'll be there with my Wurm Daughteru and some muffins made by my Waifu in less than ten minutes.

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Do you prefer the Apsara or the Gandharva?

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>>13090661
Why didn't you just use a recent bit of OC for the OP image?

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>>13090788
That's the parameters we had previously set for this particular scenario. You have no spirit energy so why would she rape you?

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>>13090785
DAMN IT JAMES
YER A GOOD COP BUT YA NEED TO PLAY BY DA RULES

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>>13090799
Gandharva

Not a fan of dance

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>>13090799
Gandharva.

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>>13090799
Gandharva has more going for her design wise.

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>>13090788
Think about it like this-
>>13090803
They wouldn't have initial interest in us since they can't even get energy from us, so why waste their time? It'd throw them off for a "soulless" person to have their way with them, and the resulting offspring not being able to use energy would be a horrific concept.

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>>13090799
I want to stuff Gandharva into my Backpack and go exploring with her!

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>>13090798
I'd push the issue, then my Anubis waifu warns me to not go any deeper, like a threat.

That night I awoke to find a woman covered in a skin-tight, full-body black outfit standing over me. I look over and see that my waifu is gone. She must have set me up.

The mysterious woman who also has a bushy tail and pointed ears then subdues me, saying I shouldn't have been so nosy. She then has her way with me, I'm powerless to resist.

After that it's clear someone wants me, I need to do some digging and unravel the conspiracy.

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>The humans of the MGE world also learn about us
>They revile us; calling us freaks, abominations, etc
>Eventually our worlds humans snap and fight the other worlds humans in some petty war over who the "real humans" are
>MGs caught in the middle try to break it all up.

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>>13090802
>You will never be embraced by a Seraphim's 6 wings as she purges the world around you.

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>>13090803

I wouldn't have the guts to rape monstergirls if they're scared shitless of my sheer existence.

>Factions of pro-MG-rape humans and anti-MG-rape humans are born
>Monstergirls experience Earth's mankind brutality first-hand

>>13090821

That's understandable.

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>>13090799
Aspara

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>>13090691
I duck tape some pillows on to my arms, legs, and chest, use a paper towel roll as a sword, and begin a siege of her fort until she surrenders to cuddles.

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>>13090799
Aspara is good but Gandharva was amazing.
>smell/pheromones
>music that stopped a fucking battle
But they're both delicious brown and a want their thighs all over my dick so they're both good to me, honestly.

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>>13090833
On the other hand maybe adding a y chromosome instead of a bond of spirit energy would allow for human males to be born from monster girls. It might just revitalize the whole shebang even if at the cost of magic.

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>>13090826
Dammit, you need to avoid procedure, call in some out of housers.

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>>13090799
Post tled Gandharva? I've yet to see it.

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>>13090661
That looks so fucking comfortable, I wish I had a lower body like that

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>>13090799
Both at the same time.

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Boy, how come we didn't have one of these in a while?

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>>13090850

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Foxy women are nice.

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>>13090674
The world needs more pregnant monster girls.

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>>13090860
They sure are.

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>>13090855
Would hiring a Gandharva to sing at my kids birthday party be a bit too inappropriate? With those spiked nipple plates and such?

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>>13090870
You could always ask that they were something else.

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>>13090870
May poke your Wurm daughter's eye out.

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>>13090855
Ballin'. I'd wife one if I wasn't already wurm crazy.

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>>13090855
>The stereotypical DnD bard meets a Gandharva
>Epic seduction/music contest begins
>All caught within range of the sheer unbridled awesome just orgasm on the spot

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>>13090870
>Washed up Christmas Cake Gandharva that used to be popular in the 80s now stuck singing at Children's Birthday Parties hoping to catch some young-yet-legal human boy at one

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>>13090876
>Nipple plate pokes wurm daughter in eye
>Spike blunts, wurm eye is fine

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>>13090855
>You will never be a fanboy for a Gandharva idol.
>You will never attend one of her concerts to see her live.
>You will never be invited backstage with the rest of the male groupies.
>You will never be picked and give her cunnilingus while she lets out a relaxed sigh and lies back on a couch while you get to work.

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>>13090891
>Wurm eats her pizza and cake without a care
>Gandharva freaks out over the Wurm nonetheless

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>>13090890
> every party she hits on the DILFs who used to fap to her posters 30 years ago

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>>13090693
Still want Capoeira Apsara...

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>>13090922
But Anon, the DILFs are already taken, they're off limits. She can tease them but not much else.

But that Older Brother in College attending his little Sister's Party, he's single and perfect for abducting and teaching him all about mature beauty.

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>>13090855
>No story about a spoony bard unwittingly serenading a Gandharva into falling in love with him
Ech!

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>>13090855
THOSE TITS ARE MASSIVE
>you will never grab them

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>>13090936
What about lonely single dads?

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>>13090691
I break into the fort with my specialized anti daaawwter gear

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>>13090948

This just makes me think of what funerals would be like when a man's wife dies.

>Guy grieving over his beloved
>Nice eulogy
>Friends and family speaking well of the deceased and paying their respects
>Holding his daughteru close that's still coming to terms with the fact that her mom is dead
>He throws the first handful of earth on her coffin
>Everyone starts to go home
>Then his wife's sister offers to stay with them for a few days to help them through this trying time
>Then his ex girlfriend he hasn't seen since high school offers him a job at her company. He can't raise a daughter being a house husband after all.
>Then his wife's single best friend offers to be a shoulder to cry on if he wants to talk about anything

Like a fucking free-for-all

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>>13090947
I want to be sandwiched between the tits of a Gandharva and an Apsara.

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>>13090980
And that's not even counting the Dark Priest who officiated over the ceremony.
> "Mr. Anon, you should know that the church offers free grief counselling"
> "I'd be happy to sit and talk with you personally. Any feelings you've got building up, I'm always here to help you unburden them"

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>>13090975
It'll be dangerous.
Better leave a summon sign down for you.

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>>13091007
>Two fathers engage in Jolly cooperation to take down their daughterus and cuddle them
>Their Waifus look on while enjoying tea and cakes.

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>>13091027
>"Foolish daughteru of mine, you'll never dodge my overhead like that."

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>>13091027
>One has elite pillow armor
>The other has Havel the couch's armor

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>>13090980
>>13091001
Obviously she just comes back as a Ghost. Not even in death do you part.

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>>13091031
>Daugteru starts fatrolling
>Father flips over her and tells her to git gud as he does a backhug

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>>13091039
>Other fatheru parries his daughteru and preforms a ripostehug

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>>13091039
>>13091044
Bet they don't even know how sick a dads hitbox is.

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>>13091044
>An ominous figure appears
>It's the legend!
>Clad in the finest silky cloth made by his arachne waifu
>He has a mask made from cardboard and a giant foam sword
>Asks what rings the fathers have as he leaps towards them

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>>13091058
>the legend
You mean Tarcus right?
It'll be deleted shortly

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Surprised a Cheshire daughteru hasn't started japstabbing people.

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>>13091058
>they end up doing Well, What Is It into each other instead of fighting

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>>13090867
Fox-girls are truly wonderful.

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>>13090980
>>13091001
What if your waifu leaves you in her will though? Imagine a full house at the Will reading, all excited and crossing their fingers hoping they'll get you.

Even your daughteru is hoping she's the one who gets to inherit you.

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>>13091077
>Being an object to inherit
Does he live in MGC by any chance?

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>>13091058
>Asks what rings the fathers have as he leaps towards them
And then everyone starts chanting GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS

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>>13091070
>Daughterus back hug them all to defeat in the distraction
>Waifus laugh and a barbecue is had

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>>13091074
Indeed.

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Remember to impregnate your waifu.

She wants lots of daughters to fawn over.

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>>13091088
Why is this shitty meme still a thing?

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>>13091099
She's already pregnant.
Making an army takes time, anon.

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>>13091097
Particularly long-tongued foxgirls.
I'd even a kumiho if she had a long, long tongue.

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>>13091106

The legend never dies.

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>>13091112
>Not wanting to keep all your organs.
You godda have standards Anon.

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>>13091112
I'm fine either way.
I'm not picky.

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>>13091119
I can live without part of my liver.
So long as she gives me the tongue every night.

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>>13091124
Not sure I agree with your priorities, but it's your body I guess.

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>>13091131
Yep.
I can deal with the hypnotizing yandere cannibal just as well as I can with the possessive obsessive yandere shapeshifter.

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What kind of MG would Black Iron Tarkus be?

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>>13091121
Kumiho aren't that bad, anon.

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>>13091132
>possessive obsessive yandere shapeshifter
It surprises me that we haven't had a Kitsune written like that.

It's a similar situation to the Apophis too.

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>>13091109
>Does your waifu want a big family but only has one girl at a time?

>Are you trying to build an army and wishing your breeders could produce more offspring?

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Please do not give to men.

Please stop giving to stage two alps. As funny as it is to watch, it is not good for the mental health of the alp to get pregnant at such a stage. Especially with multiple young.

Remember, if it isn't Sabbath made then it isn't worth using.

Seriously, stop giving it to stage two alps.

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>>13091140
Wurm

Strong and tough, but lacks dexterity and nimbleness

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>>13091142
Oh yes they are.

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>>13091164
Let me clarify; they're just as bad as kitsune.

>>13091144
Probably because most people don't want 'evil stalker' in their waifu fap sessions.

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>>13091149
Well now I'm just gonna give it to all the stage two's I can find.

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>>13091149
>stop giving it to stage two alps

Why not?

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>>13091166
>Probably because most people don't want 'evil stalker' in their waifu fap sessions.
Aw.

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>>13091167
>>13091172

Fine, just don't give her the whole bottle.

We are not responsible for any events related to or that happen after the effects of our products use.

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>>13091166
>Probably because most people don't want 'evil stalker' in their waifu fap sessions.
I do.

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>Be you
>Standing around minding your own business
>When suddenly wild monster girls appears
>It's a gang made up of a Oni, Ogre, Ushi-Oni and a Minotaur
>They are joking around when the Ogre notices you
>You make eye contact
>Try to look away in time but it's too late
>With a grin the Ogre nudges the Oni and points it your direction
>They all start walking your way
>Start to sweat bullets
>When they get close enough the Ogre speaks
"Hey faggot! You looking at me?"
>Try to say something but the Oni interrupts
"We got a problem punk? I'll beat your dick up with the back of my throat!"
>you try to stammer something "w-w-what?"
>The Ushi-oni butts in
"What what?" "Where you about to call her a bitch?"
>She then grabs your head and shoves it in her breast
>Then starts beating you up with her tits
>The Minotaur then pulls your head out of the Ushi-oni's bosom and roughly kisses you
>When she breaks the kiss she looks you in the eyes
"You like that, dont you queer?"
>She then shoves you on the ground and kicks dirt in your face
>The Orge kneels down and looks at you
"Aww we were just having a giggle m8 here let me help you up"
>She extends her hand and smiles at you
>You grab her hand and she leans uncomfortably close and whisper in your ear
"Hey nerd. You got a nice little dick, faggot. Gimme your dick, faggot. You see me looking at you. Gimme your dick"
>With whats left of your courage you mutter out "No, stay away"
>bad move
>she then punches you in the stomach and laughs
>the Minotaur snickers the says
"You fuck up now queer, I hope you like pussy cause you're about to get it"
>She then continues
"Now I cant speak for the rest of the girls but I'm more of a romantic type. I'll still rape you, but I'll definitely stroke your head lovingly while I do it. See, cause I want you to like it."
>She says this while beaming at you
>Just then the Ushi-oni shouts
"Enough talk, its time to fuck!"
>They rip your and their clothes off and pound your pelvis into dust

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>>13091179
You didn't explain anything, doc

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>>13091192
How does the number twenty make you feel?

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>>13091191
Not selling me on that idea, to be honest.

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>>13091199

Yeah, kicking dirt in someones face is kind of a dick move.

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>>13091189
>>13091178
Well, there's a couple of pieces that do it, but most people are just interested in vanilla good end stories.

I will never get to read a story with a yandere Amazon.

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>>13091197
I don't know

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>>13091208
That and everything else, yes.

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>>13091191

This is why Gasmask bash people's faces in.

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We need more Monster Girls waking up in the morning!

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>>13091214
Well, you'll find out when you have to take care of a weepy, stage two alp when she finds out that that is how many kids she's going to have.

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>>13091144
>that pic

>"Look, I...need you to help me with something. I want you to...to...come to my home to help make potions with me."
>"No, don't get the wrong idea. You just have he best grades in Chemistry, and I wanted to make something to put that snooty sand-eater in her place!"
>"Now come on!"

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>>13091228
THAT'S A LOT OF KIDS
That's alright with me.

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>>13091210
I'd totally read a story that has a yandere Stockholm Syndrome end, courtesy of a Kitsune/Apophis/Amazon/Monstergirl-rarely-shown-as-yandere or whatever.

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>>13091239
>That'll be $4 bucks baby! Do you want fries with that?!

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>>13091243
Stockholm Syndrome is the fucking best. I wish we got more of it.

It's like a softer Mindbreak.

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>>13091253
I'll see what I can do about that later, but I've already got three things in front of it.
Do you have a particular girl you'd like to see with it?

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I want her to tenderly dry hump my butt.

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>>13091239
Don't forget that she is going to need your help moving later on in the pregnancy.

That and the fact that she's going to need a lot of juice to fuel her during that time.

That, combined with the hormones, are going to reduce her to a panting, dripping mess who will beg you to put it in. Anything to make the tingling stop, even if she hasn't accepted that she's a girl yet.

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>>13090826
>Rape-Play
>In a full-body black outfit
I like this.

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>>13091269
How about a Dragon Girl? They seem perfect for Stockholm Syndrome-Making, since they kidnap you, make you their treasure, and lock you up in a room. They're still kind to you since you are their treasure, but you still belong to them.

And if you wanted to be unique you could go for a Jabberwock, or some other subspecies of Dragon.

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>>13090980
Harpies, the lot of them.
>For extra irony, his single harpy neighbor is the only one who DOESN'T swoop right in.

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>>13091269
Not him, but you could always try a Hellhound, Jinko, or Barometz.
A Barometz that's a different flavor and body-type of course.

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Would Monstergirls leave you alone if you were assigned to a very important mission that required you to journey through the land alone under a tight time limit? Would you be in the wrong for threatening and/or harming them if they go too persistent and interfered in your adventure?

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>>13091289

Charon, shut the fuck... nevermind.

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>>13091253
The MGE really does seem pretty heavily geared towards Stockholm Syndrome when you think about it.

>>13091286
Dragons a best. If I were captured by a Dragon, I'd probably go full-stockholm within two days, tops.

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>>13091269
A lonely Yeti that finds someone in the mountains after years of no one around and won't let them leave might be closer to Yuki-onna/yandere

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>>13091271
Damn, hopping stage 2's on pregnancy pills sounds better by the second.

Will she revenge bully me once she hits stage 3?

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>>13091314
yep
and she will demand that you will give her more kids

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>>13091299
>Would Monstergirls leave you alone
No.

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>>13091290
>inb4 weird flavours

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>>13091327
>Stage 3 with a pregnancy fetish

God damn this gets better and better.

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>>13091333
Like rainbow swirl ice cream sundae flavor?

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>>13091314

Well, one day you are going to wake up strapped to the bed as she straddles you, a lewd smile on her lips as she shakes a full bottle of them in her free hand.

"Up for another round honey?" she smile before downing the whole bottle. "I got the extra strength pills this time"

Hope you like babies because you just gave your alp waifu a real big pregnancy fetish.

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>>13091312
Oh man, do we have any Yuki-Onna stories? Because Stockholm Syndrome would go great with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091338
Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090799
Aspara. The other one is a war cockblocking birch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091343
Are Stage 3's very powerful?

Because if so I'm gonna use my loving alp waifu and army of daughterus to take over the world.

A world where the alps are the bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091346
There's a 3 part - I think greentext - Yuki-onna story but I don't have it saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091333
Mountain Dew® Gamer Fuel™ and Doritos® flavored Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091270
This would be better if the clothes were burning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090829
MGE humans get uppity and we turn them into paste with superior firepower and tactics, since we're not iron age plead

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091362
They are just regular succubi with different backgrounds.

They give birth to regular succubi.

I also don't think you would be able to get enough manticore and girtabilu venom into you to satisfy all of them if you repeated this process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091310
I'd go Stockholm for a Dragon the moment they kidnapped me. I'm a huge slut for Dragon Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091369
>They start using magic and paladins to use faith in combat.

>We just begin deploying snipers to take them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091381
>I'm a huge slut for Dragon Girls
Oh come on quit stealing my lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091378
Demonic Energy son, I ain't got to explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091362
Stage 3 is just an ultra-lewd succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091386
I'm sorry, but I just can't help myself. I'd love to be a Dragon Girl's arm candy, I'd love to be at her beck and call, I'd love for her to make me wear lewd outfits while serving her, I'd eagerly put out to make a Dragon Girl happy. Pleasing her is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091366
Anon, you are already a demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091400
Do it with dragons. They lay eggs so you would be able to get them to, presumably, have quicker pregnancies and they are much stronger.

Convincing one to take the pills would be another thing though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091369
>>13091384

>MGE humans witness our power and brutality
>They ask how we're able to be so deadly and soulless
>"We have evolved beyond humanity by killing each other since the dawn of our sapience. Who needs spirit energy when you got powder and electronics?"
>They stop thinking of us as inferior humans and more like a bigger threat than the Demon Lord herself
>They join forces with Monstergirls for the first time in their recorded history to try to exterminate us, the Hollow Ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091420
/hfy/ please go. We're not here to talk about how great humanity is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091384
>We bomb their churches and rain mustard gas on fucking everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091408
I'd rather be a loyal, well dressed servant and night-time body pillow than just arm-candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091269
not him but Hellhound or Dragon would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091417
But anon I hate Dragons.

They're greedy sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091420
>We get serious and use sonic, psionic, microwave and atomic weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091425

Actually my point was that we'd be so despised by them that they'd rather side with Monsters than try to attain a peaceful solution just because we don't have spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091435
Hellhound, maybe.
Dragon, I've done a bit too much.

>>13091438
>sluts
>stick with one man for their entire lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091420
We will massacre them unless high tier MG and a high level barrier magic is immune to our big guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091346
>>13091363

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091438
Do you fancy a fight mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091445
I would prefer hellhound over dragon. I love dragons but there aren't enough hellhound stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091460
I think the bloody idiot thinks he's funny
I think we should teach him a lesson!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091457

>their face when their magic powers only work in their already adapted homeworld, but not on Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091440
>psionic
We do have psionic weapons already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091460
>>13091466
You waifu is a money grubbing skank!

She's worse than a Tanuki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091469
Blah blah blah. Woo, modern military is so great! Let me just finish jacking off to bombing runs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091481
You 'avin a giggle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091469
Place the battle on their world instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091481
>She's worst that a Tanuki
Excuse me dear sir, but it seems that you have somehow fallen down a flight of stairs and suffered tremendous brain damage without knowing
Please seek medical attention immediately. If you'd like, I'll call an ambulance to escort you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091484
You could like, fuck off and talk about how badly you want a rapemachine MG to break your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091484
>>13091487

>Our face when the atmosphere in their world is radically different than ours, and due to some bullshit magic residues floating in the air everywhere, jets, helos, missiles and other flying shit wouldn't work in their world, crashing down into the ground as soon as they go through the portal

There, balanced it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091484
You'll never be a true patriot like that beta-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091474
I'm too drunk and not /k/ enough too answer that right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091496
Don't try to appease that maggot. Let him choke on incubi cock.

[Anonymous No.]

A group of foxes is called a 'leash'. As in a leash of foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091485
I'm having a great giggle, knowing that I'm having a great time waifuless while you have a greedy glorified lizard girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091496
Ever read The Salvation War?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091493
Motherfucker, all I want is to talk about MONSTERGIRLS in a MONSTERGIRL THREAD.

>>13091510
Perhaps you could stay on topic or go back to /k/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091438
>Not binding a dragon with silver chains specially created to weaken her.

>Not force feeding her a whole bottle of pills as she rants and raves, about how she'll never bow to a lowly human.

>Not denying her pleasure over the weeks and months, watching as her belly and lust grow in proportion to each other until she finally breaks one day.

>She'll never beg for you to stick your meat into her sopping hole, the bed beneath her soaked with her juices.

>You will never ride her gently to "protect the young ones" drawing out her pleasurable agony.

>After your session, she will never return to her old self, blaming you, rightly so, for her predicament.

>But you'll notice that she returns to that sopping pleading wreck a whole lot sooner than last time.

>You'll never satiate her each and every time she reaches this state, the time between them becoming smaller and smaller.

>She will never finally break as she gives birth, the eggs leaving her driving her to ahego. Breaking her for you.

>As the last one leaves her, she will never beg you for another bottle, becoming the willing brood mother for your army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091512
Oh MY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091516

>The governments of the world declare war on Heaven and Hell, and bring upon them all the might of the modern military services aided by every single technological advancement we've made since the Bible Times.

I never read it but holy fuck am I interested now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091517
Shh now. The only way to win is to not reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091516

Why would I ever read HFY garbage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091513
I do admit, that bait looks tasty, but I really couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091517
Seeing as how Order vs Demon army is still a thing in MGE, talk of war is not disallowed. So calm your tits, we gon talk about war and there's fuck all to complain about madokafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091516
I have.
It was poorly written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091531
It's shit, don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091523
You.

I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright change of subject

What type of human warriors would be roaming the monster girl world

Knights/ Landsknecht(pikemen) and Samurai/Ninjas are pretty much guaranteed

What other class of human warriors are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091541
>talk of war is not allowed
But that's not the problem, hfyfaggot
the problem is you talking about how great and how cool guns and tanks and shit are, not monstergirls in the monstergirl thread, or even the MGE setting except for how badly modern military would thrash them. No shit! They're iron-age level tech! Why do you have to talk about this HERE, the MONSTERGIRL THREAD, and only in passing mention monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091459

It's a shame that faggot never did a full story of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091531
It's unfinished because of legal reasons, but still good for war and iconoclast boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091541
I can't tell if we're being raided by /a/ or /k/. /ak/ Is far to specialized to just shitpost on others' threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091541
How about Human Empire Vs. Various Monster Girl nations?

The Legion needs every able-bodied man, will you sign up to defend your homeland?

http://pastebin.com/SqQd1q7y

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091550
Wizards and monks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091551
>the problem is you talking about how great and how cool guns and tanks and shit are

All I said was that Mamono mana wouldn't do jack shit in our world, while our technology would be crippled in theirs.

Lilims are fellated all the fucking time for being FUCKING INVINCIBLE and nobody complains.

People talk about Monstergirls invading our world and completely dominating everything, yet we can't talk about humanity fighting back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091551
Somebody is really mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091569
>People talk about Monstergirls invading our world and completely dominating everything, yet we can't talk about humanity fighting back?
But that's not what you were talking about, you faggot.

>>13091574
What clued you in? Maybe it was me interrupting your circlejerk about how humanity would never, ever lose for any reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091551
Because humans are still a part of the setting. We're also allowed to talk about their realities, just as we talk about what encounters between our society and MG society would be like. Don't like it? Don't care. I'm done with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091558
Don't know, which one is the one that tries to create an army by mindbreakig a dragon and feeding her bottles of supercharged fertility pills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091550
Barbarians setting out to conquer P'Orcs and lead them as his harem/army?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091579

Yes I was. I was talking about US fighting back. You're literally complaining over a few posts in a thread that has the potential to reach 4k+ posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091581
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore the no fun allowed police. War and MGs go hand in hand. Also ignore the inevitable monsters are invincible fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091589
>you're literally complaining over a few posts in a thread that has the potential to reach 4k+ posts
Well it's not at 4k posts right now, is it?
It's at fucking 220 posts, and you're still not talking about monstergirls.


>>13091594
War and monsters? Fine.
Just cut the shit and stop pretending that your pretense of 'invasion by our world' is anything less than an excuse to wank about how great we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091594
This is bait. Please don't respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091550
Vikings trying to out rape monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091594
Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091569
>yet we can't talk about humanity fighting back?

Because the subs throw a shitfit, as if all their fanatsies were suddenly invalidated.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never join the paladins to kill those filthy monsters
>You'll never down a lizardman in combat, only to stomp her skull open as she offers pathetic declarations of love.
>You'll never find monster hiding out in an abandoned house before you board it up and burn it to the ground with all of them inside.
>You'll never have a betting pool on who makes the most kills
>You'll never gangrape a haughty monstergirl with your buddies, while the female soldiers "reeducate" her race-traitor husband in front of her,.
>You'll never succeed in eradicating the monstergirls, thus winning at life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091608
>See kids, this is what we call 'bait'.
>you can tell by the insults to a wide group of people in this demographic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091608
This is bait trying to instigate a sub versus doms shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091611
>Paladins
>acting like that
Suspension of disbelief shattered.


>gangrape a haughty monstergirl.
This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091611
>Paladins
>Betting, gangrape and murder.

That isn't very Lawful Good Anon, maybe you're thinking of Blackguards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091614
>>13091617
Oh, are we gonna pretend this doesn't happen every time?

Ok then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091611
>That
>Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091623
>and here, kids, we can see an example of a 'backup bait' attempt
>see as they try to shift the blame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091621
>>13091622
>>13091625

It's okay, they're fighting evil! It isn't evil to be evil to evil, it's good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091623
This is back pedalling after being called out for obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW all these Pokemon Cards and classic multiplayer games horded up
>No one to share them with and actually play them

What Monster Girl would go best with playing with all the stuff you've collected and horded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091611
That's not Lawful Good at all!

>female soldiers reeducating a monstergirl husband
I wonder how that would go?
Beatings?


>>13091628
That's not how Paladins work at all, anon.
Instant fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091627
>>13091629
>calling different opinion bait
An even older technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091589
Forget him.

So, would we conquer the western human front or wipe them out? What would our main goal be in conquering those lands? Or would we simply put a boot up their tell them to keep their tentacles out of our shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091595

>Well it's not at 4k posts right now, is it?

No, but it will be, and this little discussion will end soon enough if you stop complaining.

>It's at fucking 220 posts, and you're still not talking about monstergirls.

Yes, I am. I'm talking about us going to war with them. You're the one who isn't.

Take a look at >>13091191. Nobody complained about some dude getting fucking assaulted for looking at a Monstergirl.

What if I wrote a greentext where he fights them back?

>Hurr they're stronger than you

What if he had a gun in concealed carry for self defense?

>Hurr /hfy/ get the fuck out

You don't know what you're fighting for anymore. Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091628
Exactly! Rape and murder are awful things you should never do, unless it's against someone you don't like. Then, it's ok!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091633
Different opinion ruse when stated as fact. This is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091633
>and he continues on with it, timmy!


>>13091635
>>13091634
>discussion
>ending soon
Sure thing, faggot.

People complained about that greentext, I'm not sure if you're blind or illiterate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091634

I'd go with option 3. They don't bother us, we don't bother them. If shit happens, it's going down.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls with dicks? The worst thing imaginable.
Monster Girls loving Monster Girls? gtfo /u/
Murdering Monster Girls? Well hey, welcome to the thread! Let's hang dem dirty sluts up, and skin 'em for parts! Amiright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091637
>>13091638
>Proving my point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091632
>I wonder how that would go?
Beatings, among other things. Like rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091632
LOTS of psychotherapy and an assigned human wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091638
>People complained about that greentext

No they didn't. One made a joke and the other just said he wasn't a fan of it. Nobody told that guy to stop posting.

You, on the other hand, went apeshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091635
> Nobody complained about some dude getting fucking assaulted for looking at a Monstergirl.
you mean other than the people complaining right

>>13091634
id prefer if this entire discussion was dropped to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091643
>false equivalence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091644
Stating proving my point when he had no point to prove. This is backpedalling and it's bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091631
Judging by the threadcanon, a Gazer

Though I'd love to find my special one who'd have a interest in classic games, pinball, superheroes, and movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091650
Two people responded other than you.
Both were arguing against it.
Stop being a faggot and fuck off back to /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

God you people are the worst.

I hope KC slaps this thread with a C&D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091611
Paladins are now Americans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091655
>Everything is bait.

You need to chill out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091639
Seeing how intransigent the order is painted, they'd call us traitors because we won't help wipe out the monsters, going your way. Just as heretical as Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091647
>assigned human wife
Truly, the worst faction.
Human girls a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091659
>C&D

How? No seriously, do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091653
Oh? Explain to me how it's false? Explain to me how wanting to kill, maim and utterly destroy these girls is somehow "Better" than them having dicks or liking each other more than us?

Because God knows they would if all we want deep down is to kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091664
This is finally not bait. How long did that take you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091658

I know the guy who mentioned Gasmask was making a joke because that guy was me.

The other one merely said he wasn't into it.

>>13091666

We'd have to tell them we don't go sticking our noses in outlander's business unless they try to fuck us over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091670
I was busy dodging all your shit-flinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091666
Implying Americans won't jump at the chance to kill monster girls.

We all know they like to kill brown people

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best MG to cuddle under heavy blankets with on a cold winter's night to keep warm?

Besides Yeti, that's too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091667
Man, if all human girls are as hot as that paladin from paradox, sign me the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091678
Calling bait out for being bait is shitflinging. This is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091684
The one that you love the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091684
Dormouse. Maybe even two dormice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091684
Your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091686
At this point, I'm not even sure if you're stupid, or just pretending.

Either way, nice talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091684

Weresheep, Dormouse and >>13091690

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091668
I don't know.

I just want you faggots to stop having this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, I wouldn't mind a setting where Monster Girls kill men just as much as men kill Monster Girls.

But killing a Monster Girl who's trying to be your waifu just seems like killing a puppy.

I'd like rape and brutality on both sides.

Switch master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091684
>Dragon waifu using her wings as blankets
>Makes a cocoon around you, while you're both wrapped together in a fluffy blanket, inside her wings
>Her inner fire warming you up even more

I just want the coziness dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091681
Dude, just stop, you can't reason with autists and we're not breaking any rules. They can't do shit but complain, and that is easily ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091704
Calm your man teats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091659

>C&D
>on an anonymous image board

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091699
I would ask why you're even here, but you probably won't say anything that won't disappoint me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091708

The fuck is C&D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091700
>Switch master race.
Being a bitch for both sides isn't a master race.

>>13091699
Then why bother even posting in this thread? Just look elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this Paladin Posting thinking they could stand up to Monster Girls and not be made boysluts in five seconds
>MFW

Looks like you all finally get it. There are no heroes. Mankind is doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

Well this thread went to shit fast

Mod pls delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091700
See that's a bit much. We're talking about war because of political, religious, and ideological differences with the MG world, not wanton murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091715
>We're talking about war because of political, religious, and ideological differences with the MG world, not wanton murder.
Sure you are.
You're not looking for a reason to post 'muh snipers' at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091712
Hey there Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091710

Cease and desist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091714
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091714
Right, but god forbid you call out the faggots who started this shit, cause that would be "bait".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091702

>TFW CC Kitsune snuggling you via the Tail Trap
>Stays in full fox form so you don't get any funny ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091715
That's not the impression I'm getting.

I'm just seeing the usual edgy cunts and I'm trying to humor them and maybe reach a compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091712

What if I COMMIT SUICIDE BEFORE I BECOME A RAPESLAVE AND ASCEND TO THE HEAVENS AS THE BRINGER OF FIERY FURY TO THE ONES THAT THREATENED MY HOME AND FAMILY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091706
My mistake.

>>13081704 meant for >>13091678

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091684
Any type of lamia.

Full body hugs, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091684
I'm not sure how you could even do that with a sandworm, but I'd try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091712
Here's your reply, since you so desperately need it apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091712

>made boysluts in five seconds

Imma kick you in the cunt you fucking mary sue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091718

Thanks mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091684
hellhound, she's fluffy and she's naturally warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091733
>namefagging
That bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091733
Kinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091712
Fuck you Mari, we'll scorch the planet before kowtowing to your smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091738
I don't think Hellhounds are into cuddles.

They seem more liike the hard femdom mocking type of waifu.

Of course that's fine if you're into that, but not I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091712
Look up the raging mushroom

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Raging_Mushroom

Paladins use these to beat monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>People talking about how much they hate MGs and want to kill them
>People pushing opinions and headcanon as some sort of factual evidence in a purely fictional setting
>Stop liking what I don't like!

Where did we go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091712
Is there anything that can saves us from the smugcubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090855
>>13090693
Gotta say, i love this delicious brown trend KC has going on and hope he keeps it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091700
Is mamono mana in effect? Because why would they want to kill us then? Slavery is more likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091756
A human more Mary sue than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091755
I say 'giving everyone a voice'.

Then again, if that weren't true, we wouldn't have anything worthwhile coming from anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091747
>They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else.

I think they'd be down to cuddle after after they're satisfied

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091726
Suicide sends you right to hell, anon.

>>13091733
Paladins truly are the master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091765
Anon, just because she's better than you in every way doesn't make her a Mary Sue. It just makes you a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091755

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091755
The minute it became a general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091752
Beat their wombs with their dicks you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be part of a cultural exchange
>You and a couple other guys will never spend time on the monster girl world, living in a village with girls of various types
>It'll never function like a summer camp, where girls interested in going through the portal spend time with men from our world to get accustomed to our way of life, with sexual encounters strictly forbidden
>The village will never be raided by human bandits one day
>You and the other men will never channel your inner operators and kill or incapacitate all of the bandits
>The monster girls in the village will never be more terrified of you than the bandits, asking how you can all seem so normal one moment and become so ruthless and aggressive the next
>You'll never explain to them that there's a lot of conflict on your planet
>They'll never counter that there's a lot of conflict on their world too before you interrupt
>"You merely adopted war. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see peace until we were already men, and by then it was nothing but blinding!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091752
>Paladins use these to beat Monster Girls
>Article states Paladins eat them, then wind up so horny that they just fuck whatever MG they were trying to fight, and then defect to be with their waifu
Uh, yeah, right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091773
God I want to beat the shit out of her.

Fucking smug monsters, they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091777
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091755
It's the smugness, people sometime overreact to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091771
>she can get out of any situation because much lilim

Sorry traitor kun, I'm allergic to bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Being a paladin is the best for everyone.
If you don't want a monster waifu, you can just fight them off for the glory of humanity and goodness.
If you want a monster waifu and are a dom, you can fall and use your superior power to take a waifu of your choice.
If you want a monster waifu and are a sub, you can be corrupted by a powerful monster and be their husbando.

All this, and you can fight for righteousness too!
Why not be a paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091777
That last line
>You will never laugh inside saying that line only works for me i think
>You will never see their terrified faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091797
Eh, I don't like the 'beat up all the human raiderz with our sick skills!' part, but I'd find baneposting to a monster who doesn't understand it hilarious.

"You're a Big Guy."
"W-what? How can you say that?"
"Was getting caught part of your plan?"
"But I have you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091681
I sort of get what you're saying, but how are MGs Brown people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091794
Too much effort.

I'd rather stay home and fuck around, not getting a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091794
I'm intrigued. Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091777
Never thought I would ever enjoy baneposting. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say you're some kind of strangely "blessed" man that is forever locked into a Berserker Mode-tier state of rage, being able to destroy an entire city with your bare fists if you wanted.

Thankfully, your seemingly endless, probably autistic fury can be controlled by only one thing, something only your MG waifu and/or daughteru can do, effectively putting you at ease, and helping you control your anger to a point where it doesn't even look like you're an angry person at heart.

What do they do to keep you in check?

Hard mode: Nothing sexual

What do you do if something bad happens to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091801
Cartoon misdirection? I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>People being proud of violence and war

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091816
Bruce Banner please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091816
Lap pillow and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091752
>Paladins use these to beat monster girls

"Grr I'm a monster girl and I'm gonna rape you Paladin"

Pfft like hell you are I have this!

"A mushroom?"

Not just any mushroom a raging mushroom behold

"K"

Power flowing through me I-I....Bring that ass over here gurl

"Wut"

This dick of mine glows with an awesome power; its burning throb tells me to defeat you! SHINING COCK!

"....."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091804
That gets you a Kikimora, anon.

>>13091805
You get to wear plate armor, fight for justice, be a living paragon of good, get god-blessed powers, free meals at every country, and can carry your holy weapon everywhere.

You can choose between Blessed Sword, Blessed Hammer, and Blessed Axe, though the last is rarely seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091823

We're human. We're programmed to like violence. Sure, it's not right, but it's what we do best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091724
But I like being funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091802
They'll get killed for being different

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091833
>It's what we do best
That's not long-distance running, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091823
"complains about people glorifying war"
"Tells them to die and in agony"

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091830
But I want to live in a monster world without a goddamn waifu!

Why is that so hard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091838

You mean endurance hunting, which does involve long distance running, and also involves violence because you gotta kill your prey.

Remember the Coliseum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091833
It's less war and more getting into fights over any and all reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091829
>How to land a Salamander 101

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091835
Sean Penn pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091845
>and also involves violence because you gotta kill your prey.
Less violence and more literally waiting for your prey to die of exhaustion. Not really fighting back, more slitting their throat while unconscious, etc. Humans are actually pretty poorly designed for violence.

>>13091844
Because it's a waifu setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091823
We can't brag about anything else especially when our technology have its roots to war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091752

>Get sent on a quest to defeat a monster of reputable villainy an strength
>The Tanuki packmaster gives you a strange mushroom telling you to only eat it if you know the monster will overpower and rape you
>Find the cave of the beast, tell her to come out
>The Ushi-Oni laughs as your sword is ineffective
>Knocks you around like a rag doll
>Take out the mushroom and eat it
>Suddenly you and the Ushi-Oni are able to match strength
>Spend the next three days raping the ever living shit out of each other, causing damage to the mountain and the neighboring forest
>Every time you have a wedding anniversary, your wife gives you a Raging Mushroom for some "fun"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091845
Where fights were rarely fatal, and even nobles and rich people trained to take part in the events? Or was it another Coliseum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091823
>these things not being integral to getting as far as we have

Hippy Dryad pls. Go fellate an oak.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Honestly, the order isn't the violent group of paladins as we are famous for. In the past, yes this was correct. But in the modern world, the order is now a 'safe place' for humans. We offer paladin programs where people learn how to protect themselves from rape and also holy magic. But magic is reserved for clerics."
>The cleric begins walking and a stream of people follow.
>"We recommend any one in the crowd who's allergic to holy energy to stay behind. Due to the high concentration of Holy energy beyond this hallway."
>Various monsters and incubus went out of the line complaining about 'Discrimination'.
>"As you all know, there is also another famous program in the order called purification."
>The cleric gestured to the tub of Holy water.
>"This treatment removes all traces of demonic energy from the body. It is a highly dangerous procedure and if done wrong could leave you permanently disfigured. If you do want to be purified, please go to the nearest church."
>A hand rose up.
>"Is it true that all clerics and paladins are in an oath of celibacy?"
>The cleric was sick of the same questions repeating every seminar.
>"Yes. Now back to-"
>"Sir, have you ever broken your vow?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091804
>Too much effort
Just post in the human boy thread that you are single.

Don't complain if the first girl that appears is an Ushi-Oni, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091833
The extremely short and oversimplified version is that we glorify violence.

We need more love in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091852

>Humans are actually pretty poorly designed for violence.

WE DO NOT HAVE CLAWS AND FANGS OF OUR OWN, SO WE FORGE THEM WITH FIRE AND STEEL.

HFY, yada yada, you know the drill.

>>13091859

But they were still fights. Violence in its purest form. People liked that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091823

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091864

> Implying that isn't what I wanted to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091835
More like for trying to rape and corrupt everything in sight, fucking up our profits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091873
praise be to the /k/ube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091852
>The ability to make tools
>Not the pinnacle for making violence

[Anonymous No.]

>implying monsters in their original form were not created by divine and magical means to excel in terrorizing and murdering humans
>thinking now that they are beautiful women who want to rape you, that humans with all the technology and guns in the world could stop them

You guys are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091835

What if you were kidnapped and beaten by unknown people and/or Monstergirls for being a foreigner from Earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091864
Naah.

I'm not really feeling it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091858
>ushi oni

Bleh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091879
It really isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091884
Well other than disease and starvation, human have always been the greatest threat to other humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091890

When a tiger learns how to crack an atom or upgrade its claws, you let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091892
And monsters have always been the imaginary force of nature humans cooked up to explain the unexplainable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091862
>Purification by holy energy

Jesus, why isn't the chief God making an anti dark matter like this? Incompetent cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091894
That doesn't change the fact that humans are really, really poorly designed to actually fight things, and tool-making is a workaround actually due to our large brains. Other tool-using animals do too, and not just for combat. Believe it or not, most of our inventions are NOT for combat, they're for making food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091884
>putting us on the same level of dark age humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091899
Too focused on status quo to come up with anything new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091899
Well, the Order has been researching purification magic and science for the last 300 years. Our brightest clerics and priests have created a solution to remove demonic energy by completely overriding the body with holy energy.
Next question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091884
Hi MAI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091908

They're worse than that. Those Order knigglets don't even have the tech Alexander the Great did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091919
Could you make someone so pure, not even a lilim could corrupt them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091866
>filename
>Manticore
>being capable of love

My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091906
You are wrong

http://www.terradaily.com/reports/Ageing_Farmer_Kills_Leopard_With_Bare_Hands_In_Kenya.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091884
>Muh invincible monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091906
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7105191.stm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091906
>Chimps and elephants and other tool users
>Not using clubs in combat

Now that's funny.

And considering that most early tools past the hand ax were straight killing tools (spear, knife, atlatl, etc.) you're also wrong there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091928
Wow, one person won a fight against a predator that per year kills dozens of people with their bare hands.

Humans lose a LOT of fights against predators with no weapons. Humans do not stack up well as combatants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091928
>Kenya
Niggers aren't human, of course they're good at killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091884
Superior technology.
It's silly. We know it's mostly typical Japanese fantasy and has gunpowder, magitech, and ancient, unusually advanced machinery from forgotten civilizations, but nothing about what the setting's magic is capable of when that's often the deciding factor in these discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091928
Did you read about the guy who killed a lion, then got jumped by hyenas?
http://bigcatrescue.org/man-kills-lion-hyenas-kill-man/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091936
>most early tools past the hand ax were straight killing tools (spear, knife, atlatl, etc.)
Most early STONE tools.
Any wooden tools have rotted away.
And don't tell me agriculture means nothing to you, because that's humanity's crowning achievement right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091940
It's because /k/ommandos seem to believe that magic cannot stop bullets, no matter what.

It's silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091937
>Apex tool user
>Not counting his tools

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091926
Manticores are great big bundles of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091925
No. While our science department is working on lilim-resistant armor, we have successfully purified a lilim volunteer. While purifying just requires holy energy, filtering and repulsion requires much more sophisticated methods.
Thank you for asking.
Next question

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091945
Yes.
We're not counting them, because they're not part of the discussion.
Humans in general die very easily to predators, and they were a huge problem in the pre-industrial world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091944
To be believe the opposite would be equally silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091926

>He thinks Manticores aren't the most loving of all MGs

They even use their tail on you first to mold their own pussies to fit you like a glove. Can't get more pure than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091937
Herp derp just cause one guy killed a leopard doesn't mean humans can win win all the time

Got proven wrong still argues

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

https://huckberry.com/journal/posts/man-kills-grizzly-with-hands-and-teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be presented as an offering to Momiji

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091950
>>13091961
Sadistic girls don't deserve love anons.

I want to be NTR'd away from my shitty manticore gf by her Cheshire sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091965
It's futa isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091937
Did you forget the part where he dropped his machete and attacked the leopard with his hands at 73 no less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091873
ave nex alea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091944
>Magic imbued bullets can't be a thing
>Anti magic can't be a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091959
How is that? Magic could conjure up a barrier that would remove all kinetic energy from the bullet on impact, rending it harmless.

Or a field that would entirely disintegrate it. Those are just two ideas off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091963
>man kills grizzly with hands and teeth
You mean one of the two unarmed kills on grizzlies, ever?

Big predators STILL murder humans all the time, see: Hippoes, crocodiles, sharks, tigers, bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a single "Hollow Human" ambassador visiting the Monstergirl world
>You'll never sit alone in a bench in the town center of a monster-friendly village and watch all the happy couples go on with their daily lives
>You'll never watch them chat, laugh, and greet each other
>You'll never think of home, the community you grew up in, where everyone minds their own business, holding grudges against each other and often resorting to violence of some kind
>You'll never remain alone, sitting at that same bench until the moon comes up, thinking about life in your world, and if you should go back to it
>After all, can't have this disease that is your kin spread, not to these happy people's lands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091965
>Implying that's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091950
>Manticore in a bunny suit
>Embarrassed/aroused expression
>Try not to daww
>Dawws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091951

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091971
Go home Kiritsugu you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091942
You know the nice thing about stone age hunter gatherer cultures? They survive right to the present day. You can go see the tools used and what they're used for.

The hand ax is over two million years old. The spear and knife is a million. That's old school man. Compare that to the bow and arrow which is barely 10,000 or agriculture which is barely 7,000.

Man had tame dogs for a longer time than between the apex of the Hellenic Greeks and now before he started sowing wheat. And it's all preserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091972
Maybe, but to say "bullets work 0% of the time against magic" would be a dumb thing to say.

Especially if we consider how not every magic user would have the same level of skill/power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091982
>agriculture which is barely 7,000.
And guess what?
All the really important stuff has happened SINCE then.
Agriculture is the single most important development in human history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091974
Traitor-kun, plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091974
Truly we are a shit. All of us. A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091967

>Sadistic girls don't deserve love

Fuck you I want to impregnate a Manticore something fierce, and i'm not talking about normal vanilla sex, either where she can torture me with her tailpussy and milk me like a human cum pump, either.

I'm talking about straight up eating no less than five Raging Mushrooms, throwing her onto the floor and ripping her panties down just so I can go absolutely berserk in the bitch heat searing my face as I hump the everliving shit out of her fuckhole.

Hell, i'd even nip at the nape of her neck like a real lion would just so she could know that she's my woman now as I pumped enough loads into her to make her womb feel like it melted, pressing the tip of the glans to her cervix and forcing her to have my cubs.

Manticore is love. Manticore is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091951
Is it possible for the average man to produce holy energy through meditation or other methods? Could I fist fight an ushi oni and win if I was charged with holy energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091973
you states humans cant kill without tools I prove you wrong

B-but animals still win most of the time
Why so flustered anon?
Because you're wrong?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TBpu4DAvwI8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091980
While we cannot repulse demonic energy, I can ASSURE you that we could purify even a lilim like yourself into a valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091990

The point here is not to let both worlds merge for the sake of no fucking everyone over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091985
Well obviously. That's why it comes down to training. But with the proper training and knowledge, I believe magic would solidly trump gunpowder weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092000
>humans can't kill without tools
Never said that.
I said humans USUALLY can't win a fight without tools, and given the human predation rate, that's true.

>strawmanning
Have you really never looked outside your little bubble and realize how often people are killed by animals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091974
You sound like a loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092001
Lilim are daughters of the demon lord herself, not fallen angels, you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091968
What makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092000
he never said that
why are you strawmanning so hard
cant stand that humans arent da bestestest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092006
I would think so too.

But then again, a bullet to the head when you're not paying attention would probably still be nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092001

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092018
And that's where Necromancy comes in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092019
Looking pretty flat for a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091816
Hug from behind.

And...no holding back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091997
There are numerous ways to produce holy energy. While chastity is a passive way, activities such as prayer or being virtuous produces holy energy too. Activities such as murder, rape or hatred decreases holy energy. While holy energy does not affect a human directly, it increases concentration and willpower.
Next question

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092023
>>13092019

Daaamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092007
Gets proved wrong
"It's a strawman"

Oh anon

Here is a man taking on two lions with only a roll of toilet paper

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AUftybGP9kk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092013
I can mostly only find futa on male for that artist on ehentai,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092023
>>13092028
It's not about how big your breasts are, but how smug they are.

And those are smug breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091981
Fuck off caster. No one will ever love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091993
Ovaries pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092032
Smug breasts are nothing without size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092022
Now there's a can of worms you don't wanna open...

I hope Charon senpai notices me today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092030
>gets proved wrong
You still have yet to do that, given that all you've done is shown isolated examples easily dwarfed by the number of kills from animal attacks.
People die to animal attacks all the time, and man-eating animals are a huge issue in the third world. Humans do not hold up well in hand-to-hand combat.
I'll say it again:
Strawmanning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092016
Samefag kun pls

Never claimed humans are "da bestest" just that humans can and have killed animals with their hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092034

>Implying i'm that Shitlord

Nice bogeyman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092032
Please, those breasts aren't smug.

They're bashful.

You can barely even see the top of them, hidden behind their cloth as the seek to bury their shame.

Her smug is but a mask to compensate for her lack of majestic mammaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092033
That's not what your waifu said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092001
Isn't purifying a lilim equivalent to killing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092041
>samefag
someone disagrees with me
better be samefagging

he never said you couldn't
he said that animals usually kill humans rather than the other way around if unarmed
which is true
dont be a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092032
>Breasts other than Ds and over being able to grant smugness

My sides. They left. Never to return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092034
Look at her.

She knows what she's doing.

I want to punch her in the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092040
Pls explain one how its "strawmaning" and two how my examples of humans fighting animals and winning "doesn't" count?

Everything isn't a ad hominem anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092049
Post our conversation if its not true
you are getting too upset over all of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092031
Unfortunately, yes. Mumumu does lots of futa-on-male and fluffy tailjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092056
One or two examples don't count, because once again the human predation rate is MASSIVE. Seriously, the numbers of people killed by wild beasts in the third world is incredible.
Your examples don't represent an overall trend, but rather statistical outliers which is why they made the news.

Humans generally lose in any fight with a large predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092044
That makes no sense. I'm talking about FsN caster, you're probably talking Zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092059
>Implying fluffy tailjobs are at all bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092059
What a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092048
No. It merely metamorphosizes the lilim to become pure of heart. You might have heard of the early orders attempt to purify a succubus. It is similar to that but instead of mutilating a patient, her demonic features are replaced with angelic features or are gone altogether
Next question

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091993
>>13092034

http://i.imgur.com/Cc8hCAH.jpg

>Not wanting to ravish a Manticore

What are you, some kind of faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092006
Not him but the thing that gets me about magic solves everything nonsense is the very fact that magic is supposed to be hard. It comes with a price. It's takes energy to use. That limits who can use it and how well.

Lilims are the first queens of mega bullshit, but the vast majority of monsters would take a bullet about like any human would. That's not very well.

And really that's what it always comes down to. How powerful are the top dogs? What qualifies as a god to them? Does that shit work here?

Without direct answers from KC, it's nothing but arguing in a circle. If they can wave their smug hands and say they win then they win. If they can't their bronze age culture would get steamrolled. There's really not a lot more in-between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092063
They usually occur while she's got her bone buried in your backyard.

Which I would love, but Most people are rather averse to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092062
>Spoiler
Indeed I was. The joke being that in an omake Iri gave him a headband for Jeanne's fanclub and basically told him "Don't give up!"

Though really "No one will ever love you" makes even less sense for sN Caster, given how in say, Carnival Phantasm, she gets to live the cute life of a loving housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092061
>examples proving humans can beat larger prey with and without tos don't count

Not him, you're a sore loser.

>Animals prevail more often

Guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092072
>Spoiler
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092036
>>13092043
>>13092053
W-Well if you guys love your big unsmug breasts so much, why don't you marry them Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092076

No anon, didn't you hear? Tool users using tools aren't allowed in a discussion on combat and killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092076
>not him
Sure.
The question debated was NOT "People can beat animals with guns' because everyone knows that's true.
The point is that without weapons people USUALLY lose, and calling me a sore loser isn't going to make it any less true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092061
>Humans generally lose in any fight with a large predator

Is that why "big predators" in Africa run when they see humans?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BxPtb397Dxc

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pNeNTMmltyc

All I'm getting from you is animals kill more people than people kill animals take my word for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092068
Well at least this explains why Bollocks uses the same language in everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092070
>It takes energy to use
Well, if we go by the MGE, magic is powered by the same mana that gets exchanged and generated by sex.

So, good fuck before battle, and you're pretty well good to go.

Why the fuck do we bitch about this shit anyway? The point of the whole Monster Girl thing is to have a waifu who cares for us that we can live a blissful retirement with, not having to worry about shit like war...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092068
>Fucking a Manticore from behind while firmly gripping her tail and running your tongue around its opening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092081
That was literally never the point of this discussion, and trying to drag it in does not bode well for you.
People don't hold up well in combat with animals without weapons, which they developed comparatively late in their evolution.

>>13092085
When they see multiple humans - yes.
Now, go look up the hippo, since you've obviously never heard of one before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092070
I can't believe you guys haven't figured it out yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qLC_ptImo

Your /k/ has no power in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092082
The whole conversation is stupid, a human attacking an animal without tools is like expecting a lion to kill a buffalo without it's claws and teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092090
Because we're the "Hollow ones".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092094
No shit.
It's not about tool use and never was, it's about how well a human holds up in a naked fight against animals.
Usually, they die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092094
Exactly, but some people think it isn't fair if humans use tools because that gives them a edge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092093
So your saying to defeat a lilim we need to lure her into a ladder factory with Jackie Chan in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092091
I like the idea of huffing a Manticore's mane while fucking her.

And fisting her tailpussy at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092100
"I'm mad when people disagree with me"
Calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092080
Implying. Big breasts are smug, Mari's aren't big enough to be smug, you dumb cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092103
Only if he's tipsy, holding a baby and also wants no trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092108
>calm down
Do you work at a movie theater or something?...
Tell me, are you ready to actually talk about the argument or will you try to drag it off again into anecdotes and outliers, ignoring data?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092080
But I have!

And besides, if a girl doesn't have them, then she can always get them.

The fact that this lilim doesn't have them means that she is either lazy or can't.

Even Druella has big ol' bitties fit for someone of her station.

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>>13092086

Pretty sure he only does that in the thread when he's trying to convince people of stupid shit, but you're free to your opinion m80

>>13092091

>Manticore wakes you up by hugging you from behind and giving you a reach-around tail job
>Chuffs into your ear as she lays on top of you in what would be doggy style
>Rubs her neck ruff all over you so she marks you in her musk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092100
But the examples used don't make sense, it's not human versus similar sized animal it's human versus 300lb lion or quarter ton bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092090
Because we want to fight damnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092098
Y'know, my thought on that whole "Hollow" thing, is that, given how pervasive it seems to be, you'd think the mana that pervades the MGE World would simply "Fill us up", given enough exposure. Presuming that it's not something that would simply be "Unlocked" within us.

On the psychological side of the discussion however, you're right. We're all awful, empty, disgusting beings who deserve nothing but pain and suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092080
That's a great idea

brb, gonna go and marry my big breasted unsmug waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092109
Woah, hey, wait a minute. You're on thin ice here, Anon. You're playing a dangerous game talking bad about Mari's tits
Next thing you know it, this'll be the last time we hear about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092092
>When they see multiple people

What next you gonna say its not fair that lions or hyenas take down buffalo in packs?

Should the lion call out the buffalo and fight it one on one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092114
Okay?
Ignoring the fact that there aren't very many animals of a similar weight/size as humans, humans lose pretty darn often to wolves.
Humans are not designed for combat.


>>13092121
Fairness isn't the issue.
It's how people are designed, and stop trying to pull it away.

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>>13092092
>which they developed comparatively late in their evolution

>Tools go back 2.5 million years to the first hominids
>Blade and fire go back 1+ to erectus
>All passed down the line to new species
>Current species goes to 100k
>Modern man subspecies to 40k

Humans have always had tools buddy. Actually, I'm pretty sure that's in the definition of the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092123
>2.5 million years
Exactly, late in their evolution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092120
But if Mari did that then we know that anon speaks the truth.

Would she be cowardly enough to silence a man who speaks against her?

Would she be weak enough to let humanity know that a human had bested her with his words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092111
Ignore what data? Other than animals kill more people and cite no sources except for "your word"

Also "stop telling me how to feel"
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092121
Plenty of lions die to getting kicked in the face by water buffalo too. Better talk about how much they suck at killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092120
MARI'S TITS ARE SAD AND INSUFICIENT!!!

...

Nothing. Know Why, because she's off crying like the unsmug cunt she really is. All that bluster is empty posturing. She's really afraid of people not liking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092126
>>13092134
Ah, so you've got her in some sort of trap. If she acts, she is cowardly. But if she doesn't, then it means she's crying in some corner your words, not mine
Clever, I'll give you both that. But crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092115
Can't you just be happy with friendly spars? Or intense but mostly safe and well-monitored competition? Kendo, fencing, boxing, MMA, etc.?

Why's it have to be war and death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092122
>humans lose pretty darn often to wolves
No they don't wolf attacks are rare as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092116
We're all awful, empty, disgusting beings who deserve nothing but pain and suffering.

Cheer up, i should be the only one with emotional suffering fetish here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092116
Emo kid pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092138
>Implying people wouldn't still go "Nuh uh, humanz can't beat da monstahs."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092137
Either way I win.

It doesn't matter if I am silenced and mind broken or if she finally admits her failing.

All other results are pointless.

Never play chicken with me momano.

I will happily burn myself to claim victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092138
How are you supposed to be the best play fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092141
>>13092143
I don't have a fetish for it, and I just want to cuddle with Monster Girls.

This thread simple increasingly convinces me how awful we all are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092151
You. I like you. A lot. No alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092152
>Play Fighting
Go up to an MMA fighter, or a boxer, or whatever the preference, and tell him that you think of his career as "Just playing". I'm sure you'll get a good reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092122
>Wolves attack humans
There you go again pulling facts out your ass


but lets address the other post the one where people are "designed" so your saying using the human mind to create tools is not an example of men leveling the playing field?

Should large predators only use their claws and not their teeth? Should they only charge at the large prey like an idiot by themselves and hope they dont get gored or stomped out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092131
And plenty more lions kill water buffalo. Invalid comparison.
>>13092129
You'll ignore the data.
Here you go. Just tiger attacks for you after a two minute search.
http://pastebin.com/CefG2TeD
>>13092139
In this day and age.
You want to look up the wolves of paris and tell me wolf attacks were rare as hell then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092138
Because unused strength is the same as none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092161
>There you go again pulling facts out your ass
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_attacks_on_humans

>so your saying using the human mind to create tools is not an example of men leveling the playing field?

Yes, since that doesn't indicate anything about the HUMAN BODY, which is what this entire discussion was about. I don't know how you keep missing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092125
Knigga, you said people. People have always had tools. Hell, even other apes have tools.

You can't say 'birds didn't develop flight until late in their evolution' because they didn't get off their asses until two hundred and seventy million years after the Cambrian explosion. You couldn't even say powered flight, because only the earliest birds didn't have powered flight.

Mammals would work, or synapsids, but not people. Learn some grammar, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092157
Most MMA guys admit a normal person could fuck them up because they're not thinking about preserving the other guy's life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092162
Yes otherwise people wouldn't have made such a big deal of it.
Now can we stop this conversation belongs more on /an/ or maybe /k/ with the can you fight a dog threads they used to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092170
Halfway through your evolution counts as 'early', anon.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092174
Sure, though I'm sure he'll find a reason to ignore that an unarmed human is going to get wrecked by almost any predator.
What is the appeal of harpies?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be 'attacked' by a wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092156
Thank you brother, remember.

Anyone can be beaten

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092169
>which is what this entire discussion was about

Not him but you said the human body wasn't designed xyz. The mind and tool use is part of the body and design. That's the point you keep missing. The hands and mind are an adaption, and tools count just like an aggregated shell of a foraminifera counts as part of the body or the stolen shell of a hermit crab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092162
>Plenty more lions kill buffalo
No they dont buffalo are strong big and in large herds lions fail most of the time to kill them

Isolated incidents where tigers search out humans. Also forgetting that tigers dont attack from the front they ambush you from behind not fair according to you

If you look at history you will find that wolf attacks where rare even back in ancient times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092169
>Those nerds getting attacked by wolves
>Not just telling them to heel
Wow they're bad at being human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092177
Well birds are soft, and parrots specifically like to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092183
>The mind and tool use is part of the body and design
That's a copout.
Tools are not part of the body.

>>13092184
>If you look at history you will find that wolf attacks where rare even back in ancient times

You mean other than the fifteen listings for more than two hundred people killed by wolves in ancient times?

You could actually bother to READ it.


>they ambush you from behind not fair according to you
Since I've never said that, I would love a citation.
Oh, wait, you can't find one because you're flailing for an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092179
>You'll never be 'attacked' by a whole pack of wolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092169
Even your own link says wolves attacks are rare and that wolves usually die when they attack humans so they try to avoid us

Do you even read your own sources?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092175
>Powered flight
>Mid Jurassic to now
>Not way less time than the space from Cambrian Explosion to Jurassic

Or hell, if we want to play hardball, BIF's go back about 3.5 billion years. So everything developed late in evolution according to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092179
They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
Unless they're in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092191
>you'll never be torn limb from limb and devoured
Oh, wait, we're talking about monsters.
>you'll never be pinned down and fucked by the whole pack

>>13092198
Wolf attacks in the modern day are rare. They used to attack with less fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092191
>You will never make friends with a coyote girl
>She will never lead you away from safety
> She will never set you up to be "eaten" by her pack
I have no idea if this is true about real coyotes luring away dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092202
Wolf-woman hunting sex sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092202
>Walking through a forest on a cloudy evening to get to work
>See a pack of wolfgirls
>Alarms blare in your mind that you should work on your stamina since it's all over now
>Daijobu, brain. Wolves are more afraid of you then you are of them
>It was then you realized a light hang over the forest from the sky
>Moonlight
>And those wolves look like there in a special level of heat
>Daijobu, he says. Hmph!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092138
No. I want to stand atop mountains of rapetrain corpses, dyed crimson in their lifeblood. Being incubized this way, but still carrying enough wrath that the lust won't take my mind. I want to crush every mamono that would forcibly try to husbando me, as I look for the one who can end my now cursed life in glorious combat. To cross swords as my strength ebbs and she lands a disabling wound on me. To spit and curse at her, because she didn't have the nerve to finish the job, and watch her horrified face as I drive a dagger through my throat. Because fuck her and her kind, that's why.

>inb4 edgy

Call the cops I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092190
"Gets called out on his bullshit"

I never said that


You stated
>One or two examples don't count, because once again the human predation rate is MASSIVE. Seriously, the numbers of people killed by wild beasts in the third world is incredible.
Your examples don't represent an overall trend, but rather statistical outliers which is why they made the news.

Humans generally lose in any fight with a large predator.

>humans generally lose in any fight with a large predator

Yes large predators can dodge bullets and deflect blades

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092218
That just sounds boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092213
>Walking through a forest to get to work

Unless you're a park ranger or something I don't see this ever happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092225
Well, you know, shortcuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

I found the perfect song for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092221
>Yes large predators can dodge bullets and deflect blades
And once again, you try to move away from the actual discussion topic.
Humans.
Lose.
In.
Unarmed.
Combat.
Not all the time, but most of the time.

Now get out, you've missed the point of contention five times now and are trying to strawman your way out of it.


>Your examples don't represent an overall trend, but rather statistical outliers which is why they made the news.
Yes, that's true, because those are about one individual, rather than the dozens of individuals the sources were on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092204
>You will never sic your harem of tall lithe greyhound girls on a bunch of coyote girl squatters
>They will never come back and beg for their reward with sweaty bloody bodies
One will never adopt a coyote pup left motherless because she can't have puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092171
I hesitate to call those who go into a fight with the pure intent to kill "Normal".

>>13092163
>Having enough strength to kill means you must, or it's "Unused"
Y'see? That shit ain't normal.

>>13092218
Don't worry Edge-Master-kun, you're so edgy, no MG would want to husbando you. They'd recognize you as the murderous scum you are, and return the sentiment in kind.

>>13092228
>Not Crawling in my Skin
Or is that too played out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092223
For You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092227
>Shortcut through a forest

How would that ever be a short cut? Not to mention if you're walking far enough that going through a forest is a viable option, you probably should consider motorized transport to reduce your six hour commute times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092231
It's super played out.

>you will never introduce your waifu to Tails Got Trolled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092233
Anon, you're over-thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092232
Nah, killing a lot of people isn't my idea of a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092080
>implying I didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092233
For god's sake, it's a convenient change for masturbation material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092204
>Coyote girls find out where you live
>Kinda small, the tallest one is 5'
>They constantly harass you for food and slowly encroach until you find your house full of them on a daily basis
>Whenever you try to throw them out one or two of them will subdue you with sex
>They're not particularly bad nor unkempt and somehow find some money to toss your way every now and then
>Just when you think you've had enough they all go into heat within the same week and you find yourself at the center of orgies that end with being covered in five or six coyote girls
>Eventually you succeed in kicking them out by threatening with monstergirl control
>For a time you enjoy the peace and quiet, but feel so very alone

[Anonymous No.]

I want to donate my body heat to a needy snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092249
>Misread donate as detonate
I need to stop drinking and get some slep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092228
>not winds of plague

>>13092231
Do you even blood knight, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092247
>Coyotes
>Not fiercely shank-a-bitch monogamous

>Your coyote girl waifu will never instinctively start to dig under the house to make a den for her puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092249
well do I have a proposition for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092255
Man fuck that.

Snakes suck, god damn assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092237
>people

It's not murder anyhow, they're duels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092252
>Detonating body heat
That sounds like an awesome superpower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092254
What would she do if you had a basement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092260
wow rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092255
Is the one on the bottom an edit from the church of Satan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092267
They deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092266
We have to go deeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092265
Well, Supes has that power, so it kind of is one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092231
I think you've never been in a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Sentai

What Monster Girls would make the perfect Sentai?
What color would what girl be?

For the White Ranger let fate decide
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092266

>Honey? Have you seen my compressor?
>I need it for the jackhammer.
>Well as long as you put it back when you're...WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092229
You said that humans lose whenever they fight unharmed with animals

I post links showing that's not the case you get mad and try to prove me wrong by saying its how humans are "designed"

I say ignoring the human mind and its capabilities is like expecting a lion to challenge a buffalo one on one

You then accuse me of strawmaning

See the problem here is you cant be wrong so I'll end it here and go back to the original topic monster girls

Bravo anon, you have vanquished me through sheer pigheadness

Make sure to tell all your "friends"

Now, this doesn't mean I'm leaving the thread just that I'm not going to respond to you anymore

I'm sure this will devastate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092283
>Druella

Well alright then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092283
>Girtablilu

Interesting twist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092283
Dragon Sentai best Sentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092294
Fuck you

Now I need to see that drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092283
We need multiple themed teams, like various colored lizardgirls and dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092283
A sea slime
as a white ranger

She can't even hold herself up out of water

[Anonymous No.]

SLIME SENTAI

Fuck everything from the KC universe can be made into a Sentai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092283
>Power Rangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L52sWpaa1YM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092307
>The abomination of what they did to Black RX
Argh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092283
>Red Pharaoh
>Blue Anubis
>Pink Girtablilu
>Yellow Sphinx
>Green Apophis

>White Alp
...

[Anonymous No.]

Here, have a thing where I once again butcher things with the lighting effects.

>Art by Mysterious Drawfag X.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092314
Those eyes don't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092314
We need to find out who this X is. I demand to know!
Also, good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092312
>Desert Sentai
I'd watch dat shit so hard.
And be a total fanboy for the Blue Ranger's actress. I'd buy her photobook and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really tired but can't sleep.

I want you to tell me what it's like sleeping in the same bed next to your waifu. Do you cuddle her? Does she cuddle you? Do you both just lay next to each other? What does she feel like? Are her scales smooth as they cling to you for warmth, or does her fur warm you up? Does she snore, or is she a silent sleeping beauty?

Tell me all about her Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092317
>Not being a fanboy of red or yellow
Disappointment of the century

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092314
I want to made you look

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092315
>tfw the gradient for the eyes vanishes, like a father buying cigarettes.

Well fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092322
You win this round...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092321
>Not fanboying for Blue
>The calm-headed lancer who always gets shit done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092320
She doesn't exist. How the fuck would anyone know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092328
>Anubis with Cyborg-002-esque haircut
I could dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092329
Use your imagination you Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvPn8SYy50c

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092328
>Fanboying for blue when you have the fearless leader and the genki
Come on, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092316
Maybe he's inside us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092335
>Doing this
>To Shadow Moon
Never hath a greater indignity been inflicted upon anyone, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092333
I can't be an alp because those don't exist either. Just take some benadryl and conk out like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092331
It's so ridiculous, but I can't help but agree.
Would she have the bangs, and then the rest of the hair falls along her back, or have it sticking straight out behind her still?

>>13092336
I like Anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092339
Did you ever think Shadow Moon would take orders from a hall monitor?

Besides, this is America, not Afghanistan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwqgJwdN7Pc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092320
You go to sleep with her in your arms. And if you're a tosser/turner like myself, then sometimes you wake up with her nuzzling your shoulder.

As far as mine is concerned, she likes to sneak in while I'm asleep, usually waking me up when her feathers tickle my nose and her... ...well, I don't know what you'd call the talons on her feet....those things slyly brushing against my legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092343
Yeah, I know you do. Your dick's practically reserved for Anubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092343
>Would she have the bangs, and then the rest of the hair falls along her back
Yes. 002's actual haircut would look ridiculous, considering she's NOT traveling in 80mph headwinds all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092347
Indeed. Though my nickname is due to the rare exception.

>>13092350
Alright, good then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092355
Not really. You will always be "Guy who never shuts up about Anubis and Dragon"

It is your spirit name.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092364
GREENER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092363
But Dragonslut's so much easier to say.

>>13092364
Very lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092363
This. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092364
Nice work man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092364
I want to bully her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092312
>tfw the Green Apophis is the grim girl who plays the villain for the entire first season before becoming a member of the Sentai on film
>Her actor is the huggiest, giddiest woman who loves brushing the Anubis's tail and hair in the make-up room between shoots

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never fuck an anubutt's butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092387
Is that a lip piercing?

Away with you

[Anonymous No.]

>It was a beautiful day over mordor.

>The sun was shining slightly more than normal through the ominous black clouds, the wind blew slightly less dust than normal, and the flesh eating flies were....well....flying.

>It was the kind of day perfect for relaxing, which is what exactly what you were doing.

>Resting in the branches of one the many, many spindly trees you lay, a content smile on your face as you enjoyed the slightly not scorching weather.

>"Is this all you plan on doing today?" a slightly irritated voice asked, your ghostly elf companion, Celese, asked. "No fondling those swine or trying to 'mount' more of those beasts?"

>Nope! Today is a special day, a day of rest. Even a man with your mighty stamina must rest every now and then.

>The elven spirit pouted at that last bit, before floating over and resting in your lap, a bold more for some one as uptight as her.

>"Then can you at least speak with me?" she asked, squirming a little to make herself more comfortable. "It'll be oftly boring for us to just sit here, although that may be ni-"

>She's right, it would be boring, even if you had a deliciously soft wraith sitting in your lap.

>It was time to share with her the story of how you came to be in this blasted land.

>It was time, for a flash back.

> <- - - - - >

>It had been a day like any other on the other side of the wall, the sky was blue, the grass was green, and the holsaurus were soft and sleepy.

>And, just like every day, you had found awoken to find yourself in prison.

>You believe it was for sneaking into the Ranger cadet female dorms.

>"Wait, you were like this on the outside too?" Celes said, rudely interrupting your crucial world building.

>You quickly admonished her with a quick reply of "yes" and "no interrupting."

>Yes, the cadet dorms. Filled with young girls so bright eyed and bushy tailed girls awaiting their instructors.

>They also, incidentally, didn't know about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092387
>Happy, huggy, giddy Apophis happily brushing an Anubis' tail while the Anubis blushes and shifts about.
I demand drawfaggotry of this adorableness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092387
I love that when the actor who plays the asshole/villian is a total bro in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092403
I hate it when the actor loves his role yet can't come back due to agency problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092421
Shame about Joe Odagiri...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092421
I hate that the most! Raves and tells that they love playing that role but their agency or whatever just gives them a big, juicy, middle finger
Though, the best is when an actor wants to quit playing a certain character but can't because YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT. YOU'RE OURS FOREVER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092430
>Shame

Didn't he hate his role though? I remember reading that somewhere.

I was more referring to Sota Fukushi but whatever

[Anonymous No.]

some one have the first part of the history of Rhea and Willis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092450
What are you talking about, Willis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092452
I'm what Willis is taking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090699

That feel when by off chance when listening to music you get to a string of love songs and MGs overhear it and begin to soften their stance around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092450
Which first part? The part where he's playing with their daughter? The part where he's a peon in a shitty, grimdark hovel? The part where they finally meet and he winds up her group's slut?

First isn't very specific, given they're each "Starts" of their own. Though you can blame Alp for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092464
Speaking of, where has the kid been?

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/3713341
vote for worst mamono here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092463
What love songs make you happy /mgt/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjdIJ5ZSpSk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092395
>Which brings up the current situati-

>"You raped the cadets?" the specter gasped, rudely interrupting you again. "I mean, I shouldn't be surprised but really?"

>You briefly educated Celes on the intricices of your seduction techniques and how you posed as an instructor before telling her to be quiet again.

>You didn't interrupt her flash backs and character building, she shouldn't interrupt yours.

>Anyways, apparently one of the girls in the dorm that day wasn't a cadet.

>She was, infact, the daughter to a local lord, out on inspection.

>She had also been, as you so eloquently described it, so thoroughly used that she would spend the rest of her life walking funny.

>While your faceless friends at the bar had been impressed by your recent conquest, the ranger captain had been decidedly less impressed.

>"Why do I keep having this talk with you!?" The aging man had shouted, flecks of spittle flying from his mouth. "How hard is it for you to keep your dick in your pants?!"

>"Its pretty hard," you had told him, a dopey grin on his face. "Its difficult too."

>At that point he had punched you, his gauntleted fist sending you to the land of dreams.

>And that was why you were in prison. A nice and concise exposition.

>It was at this point, that foot steps had rung out in the old prison, your jailers coming to bring you the morning slop.

>It was tuesday so old smokey was working the pot. This meant your gruel would be less liquid and more mysterious meat.

>Sadly, the figures that met you were not the jailer bearing smokeys slop, it was the Captain and your arch rival, Hirse.

>Ah Hirse, a frigid, red haired beauty of taught muscle, and bounteous curves. One of the few, unmarried women below the age of thirty you had not yet seduced.

>Not for lack of effort on your part.

>"Ranger Anon," the captain stated, a look of disgust on his face "due to the pleading of the lord's kind hearted daughter, we will not be executing you."

Keep going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092467
You must be REEEEEEAAALLY bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092467
>no frog girl
>no bee/hornet girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092476
Yes, I'm having a giggle about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092476
Hell yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092464
If you have all the links of the Story I will be very grateful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092480
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092473
Love songs are shit m8.

Ska is where it's at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVb4xaGXvpM

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw starting up writefagging
>check back a day later and 400 views
That's it! I gotta keep writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092387
Part of me regrets asking for that drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092488
Ugh, fine. Be glad I'm such a spoonfeeder.

Daughteru Prologue: http://pastebin.com/79g0r5US
Peon in Grimdark Land Setup: http://pastebin.com/QBuWxcNd
You are the slut, let the story begin: http://pastebin.com/08WniE5S

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092508
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092476
This guy seems like a Goofier Rance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092508
Why? She looks so cute and happy.

[Anonymous No.]

i would like a wolf girl to go awooo but i dont know if i have the stamina pls halp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092467
Where's your waifu on that list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092511
>>13092514
I never liked apophis. I just was tired of seeing rapeface and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092504
Don't get too confident, most of those are bots looking for exploitable info. What did you write though, I'd like to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092509
Thanks Man. I hope you be cuddled by a Nice Dragon Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092524
Bots? What?
Anyway, here. Unfinished chapter 1 of Pharaoh love story.
http://pastebin.com/1umkrEKi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092525
God I never noticed how horrifying Armstrong looked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092525
Me too anon.
Me too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092522
Sounds fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092476
"As much as I wish we were." Hersi grumbled, her face locked in an adorable pout.

>"She doesn't like you anon." Celes quipped.

>You silenced her with a shush and a ruffle of intangible hair.

>She liked you, she just didn't know it yet.

>Anyways, it appears that the young noble you had wooed had passionately argued that your life be spared. That death would be a waste on a man of your caliber.

>Even if the words the captain had used were "He would be better off tied to a pole and given to the Orcs."

>Another women whose heart you had stolen.

>"So we shall be sending you into the wastes of Mordor," the Captain said, dropping a bundle containing your knife and sword. "so that you may die a warriors death."

>"Not that you deserve it," the green eyed Hersi replied acidly "Personally I would have had you hung."

>Such a charmer.

>With that you were stripped of your rank and dropped outside the wall. Loosed upon the land of Mordor and the P'Orcs within.

>"...They thought YOU would kill something?" Celes replied flatly, "At this rate the population of Mordor is going to triple within a generation or two."

>Yeah, it was the best day ever.

>Except it wasn't.

>You expression turned serious, even wrathful. Drawing a look of worry from your transparent friend.

>"What happened next?" she asked, her voice quiet. "It's OK if you do not wish to tell me."

>No, what happened next, needs to be shared. It is a part of the dark and twisted past that made you the man you are.

>You were so innocent back then, prancing through the wilderness, smiling at the though of what beautiful women you could find.

>And find them you did.

>Or at least, their hammer.

>With your face.

>When you next awoke, you found yourself chained to an alter in one of the many ghostly towers littering the landsca-

>"They do not "litter" the landscape like some common ruin." Celese interrupted, "They stand as regal monument's to my peoples golden age."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092527
Pastebin is one of those places where people put up stolen credit card info, email passwords, major website passwords, that sort of shit. So there's probably in the hundreds of bots that constantly search the site looking for keywords. So several writefags make their paste private for a few hours then public so that the view numbers aren't heavily inflated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092527
>Pharaoh Love Story
>Nothing but Anubi as far as the eye can see
...riiiiight...

>Those fukhuge walls of text
Damn man, work on your paragraph structure. And on another note...

>Atem
Pick a different name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092516
Get a supplement! Manticore venom is the standard, keeps you hard and shooting for hours. Raging shroom will help if they want to be ravaged, but only in that case. There are others to try, but they need a prescription.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092541
>Anubi
I like building up to the romance. It takes time.
>Fuckhuge walls
Will try reformating; however I will never do greentext. Ever.
>Atem
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone need to continue This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092539
Oh yeah. Here comes torment and revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092549
>Building up to the romance
Right...careful with that.

>Fuckhuge walls
Well, blocks might've been more suitable. Still, need to work on proper paragraph structure.

>I like it
Well, if you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092554
It will never be continued. Give it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092554

>It's okay beautiful. How about I be your date tonight?
>Y-you would?
>Yeah. I just need you to do one thing for me. Pay your tab you fucking wino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092560
Didn't the prick who wrote that as well as some other maximum suffering storys come on here to gloat that he would never finish it and he was a cunt in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092560
>>13092554
>Oni is sobbing violently.
>You go to comfort her, and ask her if she needs another drink or two to drown her sorrows
>She grabs you violently and presses you into her gigantic fucking chest
>Her breasts smell of vodka, sweat, and tears
>She whispers gently into your ears "I've had enough", and pulls away from you
>She then proceeds to smack you in the face, causing you to fly across the room
>"WHAT I REALLY NEED IS SOME FUCKING HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME GET LAID!"
>A rumbling is heard in the distance
>It grows louder by the second, until a distinct smack can be heard against the wall farthest away from you
>The wall breaks in, and four men stylishly dressed in black suits jump in dramatically
>"YOU NEED HELP MADAM?", they scream. "WE OFFER IT!"
>They proceed to dick her across the room, while dozens of onlookers stare on in amazement
>While giving her the gangbang of a lifetime, the four men begin singing what appears to be a song on motivational fucking
>Sell the bar one day later
>Leave town and try to erase the memory of the hell you have just seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092572
Do you really expect me to remember every instance someone in these thread is a cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092572
>writes maximum suffering stories
>is a cunt in general
Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092576
Goddamn it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092584
You asked for it. Semi-happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss all the cute stories. Everything is suffering or porn these days.

What happened to cute daughteru stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092572
>maximum suffering

Like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092589
That one oomukade story with addiction, mind break and all that fun stuff as well as a couple others

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092587
>Implying that's not still every thread

Did you miss all the pillow fort stuff just earlier tonight? And there's not much soul crushing suffering. Just ask sufferingfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092587
Well, Alp started one.
Then it became about how he met the motheru of the daughteru.
And now that's apparently the fatheru being made to be the group slut for said future-motheru's raid party. So who knows how that's gonna pan out.

I don't know what happened to the cute.
I actually started writing a pure "Cute" story myself, but...well, haven't had the drive to work on it lately. Or even finish the first chapter. I only got down like, a thousand words, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092587
YOU WOT? Everything is sappy vanilla babies ever after bs. Any story that stars with suffering these days ends in healing of or a good end is shoved in to keep the sunshinefags placated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092592
Shame, I'm sure he could have delivered some real, down home, southern fried suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092539
>You quickly reminded her that anything which randomly generates furniture and takes you to a land of creepy whispering is most definitely not regal.

>Anyways, there you were, strapped naked to an alter.

>Yep, naked, did your mention that?

>"Eh? Seems like Mr. Biggs woke up!" a cheerful voice called from offscre- out of sight. Drawing your attention to the side.

>Watching you from the shadows were three figures cloaked in black.

>It was the smallest that had spoken, a girl half your high with a smile as bright as the sun and breasts as big as her head.

>She was clad in silver armor that tightly hugged her body, practicality abandoned so it could display her bountiful cleavage.

>A worthy trade off in your opinion, although the snort from your elvish companion suggested she did not share your view.

>"------" The figure next to the hobgoblin said, wordlessly stating her agreeing with her companions assessment of your condition and suggesting that the ritual continues.

>She was a tall girl, the shadows hugging her body tightly, a pair of tiny bat wings and a spaded tail absentmindedly wrapped around her leg. You could barely see pointed ears and red eyes, although her mouth was covered with a veil of black.

>"Indeed," the final figure, a woman cloked so tightly that she looked more rag then person. "With a man of this caliber, we can finally summon 'her'"

>They were three terrifying figures known by all rangers, the dark ruler of Mordor's most trusted lieutenants. The Black Ha-

>"You were captured by the black hand?" the phantom asked incredulously "Don't tell me you seduced them and freed yourself."

>Well, luckily for her, you won't tell her that it happened.

>Because it didn't

>"You should feel honored mortal," the mysterious third figure boasted, " because today you become part of a something much greater."

>The figure spoke in a voice as sweet as honey. A voice you would love hear whisper sweet things to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092611
>"Hammer!" she ordered, drawing the attention of the big breasted hobgoblin. "Collect his essence!"

>The small girl gave a small salute and skipped over to you, a hammer twice her size strapped back.

>"Hold on there mister biggun!" she happily chirped, "Imma make you feel reeeeal nice in just a sec!"

>The goblinoid girl hopped up on the alter, removing her helmet and armor as she went. Her eyes and hair were pure black, the latter held in a pixie cut.

>Your eyes had widened in surprise as she pulled her small undershirt away, revealing her plush pillows.

>"Now just hold on ranger," she had cooed, enveloping your engorged manhood in her soft mountains "It's about to get even better."

>And better it got, her tiny hands squeezing the pliable meat caressing every inch it touched.

>Up and down she moved it, dropping down to your base and stroking up towards the tip. Which wasn't too hard, her breasts covered nearly the entire length of your manhood in its marshmallow texture.

>"Come on Mr. Stranger Ranger," she said encouragingly, still trying to squeeze your white stuff out. "Let it all out for me!"

>You grunted in ref-

>"Can you not do this?" Celes asked in a slightly bored tone, "Can't you just say they raped you and let your go?"

>You agreed but then told her that it would be like saying that your journey so far could be summed up as "Dude fucked some P'Orcs, a ghost, and a Caragor."

>"Well....it can.." she murmured before falling silent, allowing you to continue.

>Anyways, despite the delicious softness stroking you, you had managed to contain yourself. Years of debauchery steeling you against the hobgoblins assault.

>"It seems you will not break easily," the third figure, whom you figured was the "Voice", said looking towards the silent konouichi "Tower, aid hammer. We need to begin the ritual before its too late."

>"-------" The tower agreed, disappearing in a flash before appearing next to the hammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092651
Listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092651
>The quiet succubus, removed a glove from her hand, revealing thin, delicate fingers.

>"Oh! A team attack!" the hammer asked, still stroking your erection with her massive mammaries. "I like that!"

>The tower only nodded in response, her crimson eyes looking into yours.

>You barely felt it at first, her skilled fingers lightly touching the skin of your sack. Then her assault began for real.

>With surprising gentleness she fondled your jewels, lightly rolling and rubbing them in the palm of your hand.

>Her other hand was not left idle either, darting as quick as a striking snake to stroke whatever flesh of your rod was not covered by hobgoblin breasts.

>They too stroked you, softly trailing a finger along the exposed skin or gently circling the tip.

>With a groan you don't even bother to hide, your member begins to twitch signaling your imminent release.

>"Here it comes!" Hammer crowed, head falling as she locked her lips around your blade. Catching all your juice in her mouth.

>You shot out more than you ever remember doing before, nearly filling the busty babes mouth with baby batter.

>The hobgoblin gave a near orgasmic coo, as she tasted your "Spirit" eyes glazed over slightly.

>"Don't swallow," the tower whispered, barely heard despite being a foot away.

>The black haired hobgoblin pouted, her cheeks puffed out with irritation and seed. Giving the slim konouichi an angry look before removing herself from you, returning to the voice.

>The cloaked figure's hand was held out for the girl, catching your seed as it was released with a small "bleh"

>"So potent..." the voice whispered, taking a mighty wiff of your mighty liquid. "We need more...much more!"

>The hammer gave a small cheer before looking back at your with a devilish grin, the tower already returning to teasing your whole member to claim more of your spirit.

>You don't remember how long it went on, the voice chanting as tower and hammer attacked. you.

>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092711
Tower is best girl.

Good night average, don't burn the thread down with your P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow this thread is worse than I remembered. Guess I'll try my luck in another few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092727
No, I do not like centipedes or chitin.

Only the biggest and meatiest of paws for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092729
See you tomorrow.

>>13092727
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092727
Tomorrow there will be Oomukade suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092742
Have fun being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092727
Perhaps. I do think the look of that Oomukade is pretty cute.

>>13092738
But this anon hath posted best girl and I am thus compelled to say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092751
I thought people liked that story...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092756
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092729
It was a pretty bad day. Yesterday was better.
The day before that was pretty bad.
Couple days before that were decent.

>>13092756
I do Alp. Though I worry about just how much suffering it might be...

[Anonymous No.]

Super Sentei Snake Pussy Red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092761
>That pose
>That belt
>Sentai
You sir, hath failed. Completely and utterly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092760
>how much
Nothing that can't be healed. I mean emotionally speaking. Physically speaking, that's another matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092771
Wow. Just...wow.
And here I thought we were moving towards cute stuff after he got her out of her hole...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092711
>You don't remember how long it was before you blacked out, pleasure overwhelming every synapse of your brain.

>And when you next awoke, you were alone but fore a sleeping ghostly elf and a sack of your clothes.

>"And that's how we met." Celese stated, recalling how she had latter awoken to see you staring at her. "You did look particularly girm."

>Indeed, for you had felt grim. What had been done that day was a most heinous act.

>"Huh, I didn't see you as hating being a bottom," the ghost muttered, "you didn't seem to mind the last few time its happened."

>That's because you aren't mad about being a bottom. Its about the fact that there was one very important thing missing from your sack of goods.

>You boots.

>"Your...boots?" she said, looking at the crude leather ones you wore. "But you still have them.

>NO! you corrected, the ones you were currently wearing were taken from the first slave your found. Your old ones were made of the finest goat hide, tanned and softened on the inside for you with a silver buckle keeping each boot together.

>That is why you fight, that is why you stalk the lands of Mordor.


>One of them at least.

>"I don't.....why don't we just take a nap," Celes finished, an incredulous look on her face. "I don't think I can handle this."


>You stoically agreed with her, hugging her tight to you. Today you must rest for tomorrow you have....REVENGE!

Alright, I will through it all together tomorrow and ad it to the paste bin.

Hope you folks still enjoy it.

>>13092726
She's a good girl anon.


I'll hold you to that promise anon.

Good night all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092775
She lived there for a long time anon. There's a reason for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092780
Implying a flashback or something?

Did you acquire a flashback fetish recently or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092727
Only if she likes Cuddles.


And milk

But mostly cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092727
Roughly.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Manticores so great?

Is it the meaty paws?
The mane?
Those fluffy ears?
Wings?
Massive Manticore Mammaries?
Tailpussy?
Aggressive personality?

There's just too much to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092784
What? No. No flashbacks. How would a flashback even work in a story like that?
Anyway. Tomorrow. Let's shut up about it for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092794
Thick Tailpussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092785
>they will coil their long body around the man, embrace him tightly, and bind him with their countless number of legs.
cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092727
She was my first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092797
Well alright. I wait anxiously and with a bit of dread. Same as the other stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092804
THen yes. She gonna get cuddled and tenderly loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092806
>dread
I suck that bad? I should stop talking to people about my stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092811
>I suck that bad?
Nah. I wouldn't be anxious or be dreading them if I didn't think they were good. It's because they're good that I can have an anxious sense of dread about what comes next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092794
They're complete ass and I wish they would disappear down a hole along with anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092815
But words like "anxious" and "dread" sound more like the kind of stuff you should feel reading something like Mysteries of Udolpho or House of Leaves and not whatever it is I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092819
>Along with Anubi
I know this desire is likely my fault for never shutting up about them, and going "Mai waifu" at every opportunity. But all the same, u got shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092727
Fuck no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092819
Grapesnake is being sour again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092827
Is it time to make sour wine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092820
Eh, I've a limited vocabulary I suppose, and don't feel like digging up a Thesaurus, so those're the words I find best to convey my feelings. Of waiting for a new part, what occurs in it, and what direction it might take the story.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, don't mind me, I'm just warming up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092727

I'm not too keen on the idea of addictive poisons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092837
But those are negative words!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092819
What's wrong, anon? Can't handle all the love big meaty paws can provide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092822
And you are chris chan levels of autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092856
Woah, now that is one harsh insult.
You got a single white glove to slap me across the face to go with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092839
>"I am pretty sure i was alone when i started my nap...hi there!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092847
Well, sorry you feel that way. The feelings they're meant to convey however, are not entirely negative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092872
>not entirely
So just a little negative? That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092877
Just negative in the sense of "Hurry up and don't fuck this up Alp!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092877
OhgodIwanttoplaywithawerecatkittenwheredoIsignupforpreschoolteaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092839
>>13092866
Not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092883
>don't fuck this up
See, it's because you people keep hoping for too much that you always end up disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092889
You don't like Lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092884
I can't decide if I want werekittens or werewolfpups more.

They're both insanely cute and have different mannerisms. Like I imagine werekittens would do all the stupid bullshit cats do and werewolfpups would just be hyperactive and silly and stare at you with their big bushy tails swishing around like a featherduster and knocking shit off tables and hitting you in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092898
>stupid bullshit cats do
There's nothing stupid about opening up the shower drain, placing your toys inside it and then closing it up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092890
Well, it's not so much "Hoping for too much", rather of worrying about the direction it'll go. Thus my use of "dread" to describe my feelings.

But as you said, it's for tomorrow. Lookin' forward to readin' it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092898
Does anybody know what Jackal Pups are like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092904
>worrying about the direction it'll go
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092912
What? I just mean all the severe suffering you've hinted at a couple times now, in this regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092908
Jackals are in the canine family so they'd just be goofy.

What I'd like is a dire wolf daughteru. By age 13 she's taller and stronger than me so I can make her help me with projects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092922
But earlier you said "same as the other stories", meaning you're anxious about the others, too.
What's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092928
Eh, in that regard it's mostly curiosity of, as I said, what direction things'll go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092941
That's bullshit, but I believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092898
Werekittens would be more bullyable since they'd want to look elegant at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092948
SNAKE
CLOACA

Okayado was right. it really is lewd that her waist isn't covered even if there's nothing there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092948
And that is one very pretty lamia.

But anyway, yes. Basically Curiosity + Worry = Dread is the basic logic in my mind, as far as my choice of words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092954
>Werekittens
>Elegant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092960
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092960
>Remember the first day my family brought a kitten home
>She ran all over the place like a bat out of hell on speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092955
I want to fuck her cloaca while hugging her tail tip. Her human bits would be chained to the wall and unable to reciprocate in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's take a moment to remember the fox with the lewdest tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092991
That megane looks pretty cute, would consider having a Beelzebub lay eggs in the butt of as she cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093011
Dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092991
Would princess carry and hug at random.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092761
Poor form. True red, reporting in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093056
But she's obviously colored green!

[Anonymous No.]

What are you getting your daughteru for her birthday, and why is it the Ooozinator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093062
I can see now that your eyes don't burn with enough JUSTICE from your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093094
>daughteru for her birthday
But anon, it's MY birthday tomorrow, not hers! And I'm getting dubs, too!
If anything, she should buy me a pipe.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when I said there would be Oomukade suffering tomorrow?
I lied.
It turns out I can't handle suffering well enough to actually write it, so I made something moderately sad instead. And today, too!

Starts at line 185

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092776
I kekked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093117
Well, I guess she can get you that. If you're old enough for a pipe she'll have a job.
And then she'll give you tight hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093154
>old enough for a pipe
Nigga, I know a guy who's been smoking a pipe since he was 17. I'm so jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093136
Well, that was modestly cute. And moderately sad as well. I can't handle suffering well either, so can't really blame ya for that, despite the build-up.

When you talked about physical harm before, I thought you might've meant her pincers. Worried it might've been something worse, but turns out I was right I suppose.

Interesting note to leave off on, definitely makes me curious about the next part...though I'm almost sure you'll have him utterly confused as to what she said, ponder it for the length of the update, and then end that part on him managing to translate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093168
No I won't. A previous update already had them sleeping while holding hands. I'll get past that bit right quick. In the future.
I should concentrate on Junko's house from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13090691
>You'll never satiate your grumbly tummy with a quickly whipped up sandwich
>Just as you're about to take your first bite, A shot of web flies out from the shadows and snatches it from your hand.
>You go to scold your daughter for bullying you by stealing your food again but she's just looking up at you innocently.
>You look back to the shadows, only to see your waifu hanging from the ceiling, sandwich in hand, bread crumbs on her cheeks
>"Ufufu~<3"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093207
She can't help her instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093207
>getting bullied by your waifu
Disgusting and yet intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093216
Rachne sees what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't ask why, but I need weapons grade alping materials. No questions asked. Anybody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093225
Absolute Obedience VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093185
>I'll get past that bit right quick.
Glad to hear it.

>In the future. I should concentrate on Junko's house from now on.
Well, I'm sure her fans are very eager for anything with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093233
It's less about how eager they are and more about how the guy who came up with her told me to make good on my promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093222
Best spider design. I can't into arachnes without arachnid thoraxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093235
>Guy who came up with her
A reminder I've a story or three to work on myself...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be as good a husbando as Gomez Addams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093240
Well that makes you no better than Alp! Off you go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093228
Excellent, time to make a stage 1 alp suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093248
Does this look like suffering to you?
Yes, I'll delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093249
Only until they admit they like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093251
That's the M.O. for the MC's of that VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093253
Excellent! With this I can alp huge populations of human men unless the government gives in to my demands!
I mean.
Help a friend. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093254
Best of luck to you.

[Anonymous No.]

It's all dead in here... it's really spooky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092067
why would a lillim want to be purified, i tought they were all about sex and corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093286
Reverse-corruption is the ultimate kink for someone like that. What is more depraved and deviant than purity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093288
>Go to Lilim and high society party
>Expect a orgy
>Or an S&M dungeon
>Classy affair
>Everyone acting proper
>Not even an armpit is shown
>Everyone having to go powder their nose every twenty minutes but coming back with no extra makeup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093293
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093298
The fun part is they're all wearing buttplugs and have dildos shoved up their snatches to bear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093303
Good thing they're all used to keeping a poker face while experiencing stimulus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093304
>Lilim loli wearing DP vibrators to school so she can concentrate
>Boy behind her can't concentrate because of the noise
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093310
>Does athletics with a dildo lodged in her so large it distends her stomach

[Anonymous No.]

One day this bored plant girl suggests the two of you play a game. If you reach her main body she'll do anything you want but if that huge mouth of hers catches you first, well you can probably guess.


Do you take her up on her offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093324
>Dodgeball hits her tummy, forcing her womb down the dildo
>Ahegao's and falls over squirting like a garden hose
>The kid behind her has to help her to the infirmary

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093335
>The kid behind her has to help her to the infirmary
>Not sliding an even larger dildo up her ass how that it's relaxed in post-orgasm
>She overloads and all but explodes with her magic, inducing school-wide orgies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093331
I don't know. I mean, the parts of her meant for dick are covered in bark. That sounds painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093331
Sure. Being part of a plant girl is still better than life now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093331
how fast is the mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093293
>Pharaoh tells her guests she must go powder her nose
>Asks for you to come help her out of earshot of the other girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093331
>Dive roll under the plantmouth
>Sprint for the body before she can catch me
>Immediately engage in cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093371
>Pharaoh has a small plastic bag full of white powder
>"You ever tried powdered sugar?"
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

I heard somebody wanted some suffering. So I wrote a quick little thing.

1/5

>Have to finish packing, Sheryl will be home soon. There won't be much of a window before Laura follows.
>Just the essentials, a few good clothes, a few irreplaceable mementos
>The stitches itch and burn under the long bandage across his face, the inside of his mouth still tasting like rotten meat and copper. It will scar when it heals, just like all the others, young thing red lines and old white lines.
>He twists the ring on his finger, an old indecisive habit. "Be strong this time." He tells himself.
>The lock on the front door tumbles open with a clunk, and his stomach flips.
>He hears the pitter patter of little feet and the thump of a backpack thrown on the hardwood floor, and his instinctive fear turns to relief. It's Sheryl, home from kindergarten.
>"Daddy?" The loli mantis calls, a faint note of worry to her cold voice that only a father would hear.
>He pokes out of the bedroom, takes her in his arms and gives her a hug that's only a little too tight.
>Her antennae twitch and the compound eyes on the top of her head see what the pretty green ones buried in his shoulder cannot.
>"What are you doing daaaaddy?"
>He ruffles her white hair. "We're going on a little trip, cuddlebug. So I need you to take your backpack and put your favoritest things in it, plus two changes of clothes. Only what will fit."
>"Is mama coming?" There's that unsureness again.
>"Not this time. You have ten minutes or we won't have time to get icecream. Go. GO!"
>He finishes packing himself just as his baby girl returns, stuffed jinko in one blade hug and her backpack in the hand of the other.
>Everything seems to go according to plan, until he opens the door to leave and Laura's hatchback pulls up.
>The beautiful ice-faced mantid steps out of her car, green exoskeleton flashing around her matching dress suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093375
>What do?
Uh...uhhhhh...?
>WHAT DO?
UHHH...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093378
NOBODY WANTS ANY SUFFERING. THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093378
Good, i need my dose of suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093381
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093378

2/5

>The main eyes that latch onto him are ever-so-slightly narrowed, her face half a shade redder than usual. His wife is angry, angry and surprised and scared all at the same time.
>"Where do you think you're going?" She asks evenly. To anyone listening, they could mistake the tone for talking about the weather. But he hears the almost imperceptible quaver.
>The man twists the gold band on his finger, gathers his courage, and swallows.
>"I never should have waited this long, Laura." He tries to hold himself tall and sure, even if he feels small and weak. "I wanted to believe you would change, for Sheryl. But you're just the same. Over five years and you are exactly the same. Your face is calm but you have no control. You hurt people. I can't raise a daughter around that. It's wrong, and you know it. So please...if you love us, let us go."
>She stays silent for a long moment while he holds desperately onto his child.
>"What's her name?" Laura says quietly. She has blood on her mind and the little cues to her mood harden into the dangerous unfeeling look of an assassin.
>"I'm not leaving you for someone else. I'm just leaving." He cries exasperatedly. "We'll be at my brother's until I can find a place of my own. I'll send him over with the papers later to make it official."
>The big mantis's head jerks sideways like a puppet with a broken string to look at her offspring, face expressionless, her blades flipping out menacingly
>"Is it her?" Her voice sounds like a bad ventriloquist trying to project to a dummy. "Is our own daughter stealing you away from me? Is her pussy tighter than mine? You think you can take mommy's place you little whore?"
>The man's mouth hangs open, shocked beyond belief. "Jesus Christ, Laura! She's five years old!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093393
3/5

>"I won't let you go." Laura says it like a cold hard fact, and doesn't put her deadly scythes away.
>"You can't make me stay." He rests his hand on the butt of the old revolver his father had given him for defense, tucked in his belt. Even a house husband should protect his family, the old man had said. Right now, that just means himself and his daughter.
>The stalemate lasts until they hear a soft keening sound.
>Sheryl cries into her plush friend. No tears, but for a mantis, it's full-on breakdown bawling.
>Her mother slowly folds her serrated blade back under her arms. "Stay. You'll never find anyone else as good as me. I'm the best you'll ever have."
>The man doesn't answer. He just takes his daughter by the hand and starts walking to his car.
>"Or maybe you don't like women anymore. Lusting for your brother's dick in your ass, I hope you alp you son-of-a-bitch!" Even delivered like a bored accountant, anyone could still feel the sting of the bile in her words.
>He stops at that. Always just have to get the last knife in, don't you Laura? That's the last thing you have to say? THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?!!
>With a hurt and hateful look on his face, he twists his wedding ring off with a savage jerk and flings it at the ground as hard as he can. It bounces off the concrete sidewalk with a ping.
>Once
>Twice
>Falling into the rain gutter by the curb
>He didn't see it. He didn't care to. He's already herding his sniffling daughter into the passenger's seat and buckling her in tight.
>He throws his single bag into the back and slams the door hard enough to rattle the glass
>A turn of the key and the engine roars to life. He jams the little rice rocket into gear and pulls into the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093391
There's nothing to get. I'm a man conflicted between feelings of wanting to fuck a Pharaoh and wanting to not get a heart attack off rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093395
It's just sugar, sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093396
O-Oh...
Let's do it, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093394
4/6

>Laura could have slashed his tires
>She could have jumped in front of the car
>He thinks she believes he's not really going to do it. Like he would really leave. After all, how different does it seem to the last thirty times she messed up and said she was sorry and would be better?
>He has to force himself not to look back as he speeds away.
>So he doesn't see her when he reaches the edge of the block
>He doesn't see her perpetually calm face twist in absolute terror
>He doesn't see her launch into a sprint after him against all hope of catching the car instead of getting in her own
>He doesn't hear the "WAIT! STOP! DON'T GO!" shouted with such passion that it makes neighbors stumble into their yards.
>She runs until she thinks her heart is going to explode, then she runs some more.
>When her legs finally give out, she drops in the middle of the road, mouthing 'I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." Like a dying fish gasping for air.
>A passing arachne drags her out of the street before she can hit by a car, and gives her some water from a garden hose
>Laura stares at her hand like a zombie, the ring there, the symbol of that eternal bond she was supposed to have.
>Then she remembers where its partner is, and even the arachne can see the fear in her eyes.
>The exhausted mantis stands up, waves off her savior without a word of thanks and starts the long walk lurchingly home
>She drops to her knees at the gutter in front of her home, abdomen scraping on the hard concrete. She'd have to save that, if she was going to save the rest.
>Locking her serrated claws under the manhole lip, she pulls hard.
>The round steel slab budges slowly, snapping the tip off one of her razor tines
>She looks with all her eyes, every direction for any glint until she crawls down into the concrete pit and begins to dig around in the knee deep garbage in her thousand dollar suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093397
Wait, you don't know what powdered sugar is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093398

5/6

>She digs until her fingers bleed from scraping stone and her clothes are covered in mud, leaves, and the squashed remains of a hundred cockroaches
>But she finally finds it, just as the sun is setting
>Scraped, dinged, bent and covered in filth
>Discarded like trash
>Seeing her husband's wedding band in that condition, it squeezes her heart in her chest. This is her marriage. This is the shape she put it in.
>Laura holds the ring close to her chest. "I'm sorry husband. Please. Please come back. I never mean to hurt you. Sometimes I get so frustrated, I just...I don't think. I love you both so much. Please. Don't take our family away. Please husband, I'll do anything...if...if...you'll just come back to me."
>Then a little voice in her mind surfaces, speaking in the dull way a mantis does. "Haven't you said these things before? Would you really do anything? Or are they better off without you?"
>"I don't know." She says to herself as tears, real tears, roll down her face. "I don't know. But I have to try, one more time, if he'll let me."
>Extricating herself from the cramped debris trap, the miserable mantid washes herself off, trying to imagine cleaning all the nasty horrible parts of her away as well
>It doesn't work. Her soul still feels rotten and filthy and soaked in festering well-deserved guilt.
>Still dripping, she drives recklessly fast to her brother-in-law's, ripping a seat cover wide open with her blades in her rush.
>It feels like her feet don't even touch the ground between the car and the front door. Her desperate mind half-entertains the thought of just tearing the wood down with her scythes and dragging her husband and child home.
>But that's why she's in this mess in the first place.
>So instead, she makes her case, as passionately as a mantis can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093403
6/6

>Laura stares in his eyes and knows he wants to believe her. He wants to believe her so badly but he's been disappointed so often.
>He turns his beaten ring in his hand for a very long time. Finally he sighs. "I would if it was only me. But I have to think of what's best for Sheryl. I'm sorry."
>...

>In that moment Laura died
>Her body still went through the motions
>It ate. It went to work. It saw her daughter when it was allowed to.
>But now the inside matched the placid outside, calm and impassive, clear down to the core.
>No turbulent emotions clouded the waters of her soul
>And the sad thing is, she was a better mother that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093399
I'm aware that it's an awful-tasting substitute for actual sugar, yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093405
>Not knowing what confectioner's sugar is

It's all sugar dum dum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093407
As long as we're not doing Sweet N Low out of the packet, I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093378
More suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093404
A yandere mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

CAT. ASS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093435
Remember that cats get off from the fishhooks on the male's dick, so the only kind of sex you'd have with a cat girl would be the uninterested kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093437
Human dick is proportionally bigger than cat dick. She'll make do with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093437

Remember that human penises are four times larger than cats proportionally and that catgirls would be screaming bloody murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093437
>Trying to justify your bored sex fetish with irrelevant info again
That shit ain't gonna stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093437
>bored sex
>>13093440
>>13093441
>vagina guro each and every time

Both a shit, can't I just have normal, vanilla cuddlesex with a soft kittyloli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093404
Well, that was sad.
Surprisingly enjoyable, but...sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093437
It actually causes them intense pain. For some reason nature really likes making sex a horrific thing on many, many species.

>>13093441
Good for me I have a tiny dick then! ;_;

Also, the vaginal passage is still big enough to pass children, so it'd be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093450
>vagina guro
What? No! Just a little stretching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>/a/121667871

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/121667871

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093460
>causes them intense pain
And yet, they want it. Cats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093331

>Fucking around near a Piranha Plant
>Ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093461
>have to start every session with an extended vulva massage and stretching session
That actually sounds kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093467
It's due to estrus/biological impulse. If you're feeling curious, look up videos on youtube or something of cats fucking. It's not pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093477
>estrus/biological impulse
Cat waifu buying the biggest most serrated dildo she can find to ram her ass with as you impregnate her when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093481
What? I meant to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093477
I don't need to, I have cats. Even neutered ones still go at it come spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hurting the feline waifu
>Even if she's instigating rougher and harder sex

Reminder that Vanessa got off on that to the point she got brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093494
>Not getting an extremely ribbed for her pleasure condom and using it to scour her pussypussy like a rake
You should satisfy your waifu in bed, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093500
>Using condoms with an MG
It's like you want her to kick your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093502
You could just poke a hole in the tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093500
How many times must it be said they don't derive pleasure from the barbs?

Also, they're extremely ribbed for everyone's pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093516
>they don't derive pleasure
Real cats might not, but when we're talking Monster Girls, of course they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093516
>How many times must it be said they don't derive pleasure from the barbs?
Triggering ovulation might as well ~ orgasm for monmusus

[Anonymous No.]

Your monster girl daughteru walks up to your and shows you finger painting of you, mommy and herself all holding hands under a smiley sun.
If she has claws the picture is fairly torn up
How is the status of your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093529
She's going to have nightmares about the day she killed her father for decades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093136
I like it. Was looking forward for more. Let there be lots of healing I say.

Oomukades deserve love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093529

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093529
I just don't want to traumatize my daugtheru as mush as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093529
I pat her head because she was such a clever girl, painting me as the Sun who is like a magnificent father. My heart rejoices at her good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093536
>Was looking forward for more
I don't get this "looking forward to it" joke that surrounds Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093404
Thats heartbreaking.
But it is probably better that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>Parents volunteer hosting interdimensional exchange student
>Huge deal, even get some maids and butlers paid for by the government to help out because of the importance of the guest
>Turns out to be a chubby shortstack pharaoh
>Always hovers everywhere on her magical palanquin or takes over the couch
>Try to get to know her but she's always very standoffish
>Eventually get an assignment from social studies to interview someone who's from a different culture to get their perspective
>Now forced to ask her questions and interact
>Approach her on the couch while she's watching WWE, surrounded by a mountain of chips and sweets
>"So uh, who's winning?"
>"Me." She smiles and devours a Funion
>"I mean the match."
>"Who cares?"
>"You sure got a lot of junk food"
>"Yes I do...get your own." She pulls away the bowl before any boy hand can snatch a Sun Chip
>"Sooooo what do you like best about Earth?"
>She breaks a snowball in half and licks at the creamy center. "Sugar, ANYTHING with sugar."
>"Don't you have sugar where you come from?"
>"Well yeah, but it's used to make magic poisons. Here you can get it EVERYWHERE!"
>"What else?"
>"Salt, grease, fat." She ticks them off. "And I LOVE these things." She mumbles as she unwraps a Snickers.
>If this is how outsiders really see us, I mean ouch.
>"But uh, all in all, you seem pretty happy. Do you think you could live here, start a family and all that?"
>She looks thoughtful. "Yeah, as long as I get to keep my slaves."
>"They're servants. They get paid. You don't own them."
>"WHAT? B-but they come running when I call!"
>"Our government just wants to make you feel welcome.
>"Then. Give. Me. Slaves!" She declares and chubby snake takes a sip of soda through a straw.
>"...So other than food, what do you like to do?"
>"Gamble. And sometimes I call hot boys over the phone 1-555-MAN-SLUT."
>"I think that's enough info."
>"Aw. Are you jealous? Come here and sit next to your pharoah. I'll let you pick one thing to gobble up..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093577
>fat white trash monmusu
Disgusting. I'd rather marry the flat Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093577
Was "fat cunt" the feel you were going for here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093589
>Fat
Well clearly she's going to be if she keeps that up, but she's just started stuffing her face. Wouldn't you show her that she's not living her life correctly and tell her about the magical poison curse of "Die and Beat Us"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093589
>flat Cyclops
Even she has that one ultrasub that wants to get bullied by her. It's amazing how low anons will go but still nobody wants a Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093604

I bet traitor-kun wouldn't mind getting lobotomized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093604
Actually, I would take a Matango or an Angler Fish over the mundane life I have now. Not because I'm into that kind of thing, but just to add magic and wonder into our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093608
Are the Thing lovers really low or really high? They seem to have some sort of brain problem that makes them think horrible girls are the most beautiful thing ever, but they're not self-hating subs or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093617
You got a problem there buddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093617

Thing lovers are more like people who get off on the fact that most people don't love the girls but they have a sweet personality. "Almost nobody would love her. But I'd love her. Sure she's not the prettiest thing on the block but she could love back twice as hard and live happily knowing somebody cares for her."

Notice that the popular abominations are all still pretty moe; whereas, the Delphinous hood ornaments are almost universally panned here.

[Anonymous No.]

Exploring places and magical areas with the waifu sounds quite nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093632
I recall we had a lot of fun coming up with locales that would fill us with a sense of magic, wonder and adventurous spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093624
>there are people in this thread who would not deeply kiss her horrorifice while impregnating her in the leglocking missionary position with interlocked fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093637
I remember cause I took part in it.
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>We committed genocide on all the male monsters. It wasn't on purpose, it was just that humans were more appealing.
>And the occasional murder spree here and there, but nevertheless they were extinct. In fact, it had been about 2000 years since the last monster male had existed.
Your friendly neoghborhood order cleric.
Any questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093645
I'd be up for exploring some ice caverns, guided by a some tribal Selkies as we looked for the elusive Glacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093628
>she's not the prettiest thing on the block
She is, though. Abominations give me scary boners that could shatter diamonds. No vanilla girl can compare to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093645

>That image

What the fuck is Maritan doing in Karda Nui?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093647
>Taking credit for something the Demon lord did.
>Not counting elves

Go get us at least a deacon or something you illiterate boob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093652
>Ice cavern
Does it lead to a village that's mass producing artificial life forms out of condensed souls? Akin to homunculi?

>>13093659
She's going to Zeal palace to stab the Mammon Machine with the Ruby Knife and turn it into the Masamune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093664
>Akin to homunculi
I should hope not, because we'd be looking for a Glacies or two, not some sinister plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093667
We'll run across one who summons a fairly powerful Selkie that's carrying a Mythril Dagger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093670
I have no idea what's going on so I'll just join the group going into the crystal caverns with the Lava Golem living in the next chamber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093661
Oh dear. It seems as if my memory is a bit hazy.
Perhaps it's from old age. Do you want to hear a story or ask a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093673
It's a reference to the Ice Cavern from FF9, which led to the village of Dali where the party leans that numerous Black Mage soldiers are being manufactured there from the surrounding mist.
The cave's boss is a Black Mage known as "Black Waltz 1" who summons a Sea Lion to aid him in battle.

Learn your Squaresoft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093682
>FF9
I only ever played X and it didn't impress me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093632
I'd like to sail down a temperate, mundane Riviera-like coast with my abominaifu. She'd have to disguise herself as a human while in port, but then we could make out with her true form out at sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093688
Umm, you actually played one of the arguably worst of the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093688
>Judging Final Fantasy by X alone
Someone get this kid some 4, 5, and 6 immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093688
X wasn't very good.
9 was fantastic, even if it was a little childish at times.
1,3,4,5,and 6 were on the same level.
2 was okay.
7 was certainly worth playing.
8 was crap outside of the music and summons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093677
Tell us about the paladin who survived a matango village, slew a dragon, and married a nice human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093692
>>13093693
>it's totally good, you just played the wrong one!
Sure.

[Maritan No.]

>>13093645
It's my lilim's kingdom which me and less are slowly working on.
I'm working on illustration of a few monsters and will probably work on improving concepts later.
That there is one of the smaller islands on the kingdom.
Also, kingdom of zeal was awesome. I loved the hell out of chrono trigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093699
fuck yes. I love pictures that emphasize the background like this. MG material sorely lacks it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093694
9 has the essence of the whole series
XV gameplay a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093692
>>13093694
>FFX
>Bad
>Not having the best Turn based combat in the series

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093696
Well, I guess I can't say anything to change your mind of that's how you feel about it.
Still, play Tales of the Abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093699
I know it was, I heard you say that the last time I noticed how similar it was. It was one of the best things to play when growing up. Crono/Glen/Ayla or Crono/Glen/Robo are the best teams to use
Nothing wrong with homages.

Will there be one of Terra Tower from Chrono Cross? Or did you not like it?

>>13093705
I also really love background pictures.

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>>13093709
I don't have the time or money to get into JRPGs that I probably won't even like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093707
X is fun to play passing the controller with two buddies in fights.
Just saying.
Also, Lulu Apophis when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093699
That port looked comfy as hell. Love world building stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>Decide to find The Old Kitsune to blow off some steam
>See a "Rewrite" version up
>Eh, might as well, might be OK
>The Dick could not be contained

God smug Mature Women are absolutely amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093715
yet you have enough time to be on 4chan, and on a Monster girl thread which are mostly about waifu/daughteru faggin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093725
Your tastes are twisted. I like you.
>>13093728
Yes.

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>>13093707
The gameplay was great i'll give you that but otherwise it was pretty meh.

>>13093716
Faris Jinko

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>>13093736
>Faris
The pirate from 5?
God tier tastes, mate.

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>>13093641
That particular jorogumo is one of the most moe man-eating giant spiders ever written. And she gives romance advice to a catgirl.

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>>13093756
>That particular ... man-eating giant spider
She'd make a great Arachne. Maybe she could be shooped into one?

[Anonymous No.]

Thing up a region/area that you'd explore with your waifu.
Hard mode: No Chrono trigger
European Extreme mode: You have to be original
Dante Must Die mode: You gotta get SSS rank combos while thinking about it

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>>13093767
Time for spiders?
>>13093769
I've already come up with one during this thread, the ice caverns that you people turned into a Final Fantasy discussion.

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>>13093769

>Dante must die

But seriously, more world building would be great

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>>13093776
>dual wielding
This guy has to be the MC!

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>>13093695
Hmm.... Do you mean the story of Brother Alaban? Well he was no paladin, contrary to what the legends say. He was originally a cleric in training.
Let me get the Tomes. You know, I keep asking the order to back up these tomes on the internet or someplace. It would be nice if the youth could read these.

Well, let's get started. Make yourself comfortable, this is going to be long. Brother Alaban came to the order in the year of our lord 15. It was a time when the order was naught but a few believers coming together to worship.

Brother Alaban was originally a fisher off the port of Yong-In. Do you know the city of Yong-In? The nighttime view is absolutely splendid there. The city of Yong-In was at that time, suffering from a mermaid overpopulation. No, not the kind of mermaid that we know. In fact during Brother Alalban's time, all monsters were not the promiscuous beings that we knew of.

You might have learned this from history class.

Before the metamorphosis, monsters were blood thirsty beasts that feasted on human flesh and souls. The mermaids were one of the more vicious ones. They were not fair faced women that we know today. In fact, they were more fish than human. Gills across their torsos, with an inhuman complexion. They had bloated eyes, similar to a human only much more muddied and larger.

You know, they were regarded as bitter corpses of sailors had fishermen who had died in the waves.

Mermaids pretended to be fish, tricking fishermen into leaning too close to the water. They dragged the poor men down into their abodes, ripping pieces of their flesh to have a quick snack.

They ate every part of the men, except for the bones and eyes. Days later, a corpse would float up. The bloodshot eyes always were reported to stare directly into the fishermen as if warning others that 'You're Next."

This is all I'm going to write. Might write later though. Criticism welcomed.

[Maritan No.]

>>13093705
Glad you liked it, less worked hard on it and still intends to.
>>13093713
I at first hated chrono cross when I was younger and didn't bother too much with all the detail like I'm sure some won't admit.
But later when I played the game again, once I was older, I understood the story much better, and it made much more sense to a degree.
I was only upset that the crew from the original chrono trigger may have died, but upon playing cross and finding out that there were tons upon tons of other worlds, I wasn't too bothered.
So maybe there will be something like that somewhere.
>>13093705
>>13093723
Yeah, and I've had others comment the same too.
We need more of this stuff.

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>>13093776
Will say this, at least he's dual wielding small weapons and not oversized swords.

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>>13093769

Large floating pillars in the sky that move around without distancing too much from or colliding with each other. Each pillar possesses a complete different biome, different fauna, different flora, different people with different cultures and so on.

My favorite would be the one with peaceful rolling hills with vivid greeny grass and trees, and relaxing winds.

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>>13093784

I was enjoying it. But I'm always a sucker for paladins, knights and adventure.

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>>13093767
Well, here's a slightly more monstrous one from the same artist that the other guy posted. In the comic (Neko Musume Michikusa Nikki) she goes full spider once to intimidate some spirits. As in, no girl parts at all.

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>>13093791
I'm thinking of establishing brother Alaban as the first ever 'paladin'. There were none other like him who dared to directly attack the monsters

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>>13093787
I sort of felt the same way for Chrono Cross at first.
Though I also just really liked some of the characters like Fargo and Glenn.

I sure hope there is something like it somewhere at some point. Even something like the Masamune or Water Dragon Isle would be grand.

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>>13093792
Dass cute, man.
>As in, no girl parts at all.
2spider4me

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>>13093787
God those thick eyebrows are perfect for smug

How did you master smug expressions

[Maritan No.]

>>13093804
Probably comes with when I'd troll as a drawhore back in like 2006 on 4chan /b/ and /v/ or something.
I long since got bored of that, but everyone was just going about the whole smug thing and referring to me as the lilim that I kind of played along for a bit.
Now I wonder "How the hell did I get sucked back into this stuff?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093819
You always return to your roots and source.
It is a curse we all share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093819
Don't forget. You're here forever.

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>>13093331
>13093249
>I'll do whatever you want, if you get past my man eating mouth, where you'll be within striking distance anyhow

Only dumb assholes go near the plant.

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>>13093404
Noice
Suffering is always welcome

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>>13093819
Make sure to teach less how to draw smug. And expressions in general.

[Maritan No.]

>>13093823
That's probably it.
It was enjoyable when I did it, and of course, small drawings like this barely take me any time anymore.
I had fun, so long as no one treats it seriously.
>>13093831
Maybe! But then I never viewed 4chan badly, and more as a place where one can get the images, sources and things they want easily.
You just need to look got it and you'll likely find it, which is what I like.
The communities can be fun too, so long as you don't get too invested.

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>>13093850

WHEN DID MARI GET THREE ARMS?!

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Maritan No.]

>>13093848
He's getting a lot of practice in that now actually, which is good, I'm happy he's getting better at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093856
Lilim can have as many arms as they want to grope you with.

[Maritan No.]

>>13093856
When I fucked up with one of my layers, derp lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093850
It's good you're having fun.
It'd be bad if one of our few drawfags was not having fun, and was miserable.

You gotta have fun. Having fun and pleasing people is the only reason I still writefag, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093518
Your dick doesn't have mamono mana, if it was barbed, it would hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093736
>the gameplay was great
and that's why it's good.
Because it's a good GAME.
When discussing GAMES the key factor is GAMEPLAY
That's why you have games, and have The Order

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>>13093871
that's why you inject your dick with mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093873
>Gameplay > story
Get out. No amount of good gameplay can redeem a game if it doesn't have a good story and vice versa.

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>>13093880
Yeah Tetris is shit where was the gay love story in it if it had that it could've been a 10/10 like Gone Home

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>>13093885
Arcade games and Mario Party are exceptions to the story rule.

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>>13093873
Gameplay was why I enjoyed Cross more than Trigger.
>dat overleveling prevention system where you advance at the speed of plot
>dose field effects
>the inevitable moment when one of the story bosses becomes your bane. For me it was Miguel. What's better than repeatedly having your party eviscerated by Holy Dragon Blade? several minutes of unskippable dialogue between the save point and fight.

[Maritan No.]

>>13093860
Done.
>>13093869
Yeah, It's always fun to entertain, and it's something drawhores/drawfags normally are supposed to do.
Nowadays though it's more about requests. I mean there was that back then, but I remember all the stories and thread interactions that were had like with EFG. The real one.

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>>13093889
So Super Mario 64 is shit because no story? Spyro the Dragon is shit because no story? Sin & Punishment is shit because shit story?

A game can have a lackluster or even bad story and still be amazing should the gameplay be great. But a game with a great story and shit gameplay is trash. I mean, they're fucking video games, gameplay is the most important part.

That'd be like saying a movie with god awful visuals is OK because "It sounds nice." It renders it's entire medium obsolete.

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>>13093891
That fucking attack from Miguel was a pain in the ass when I was younger.

>>13093897
I see.
Not too familiar with EFG, though.

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>>13093880
God Hand is the only one that I can think of that has amazing gameplay with barely any story at all.

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>>13093929
Some games don't actually need a story.
Some, not all. It all depends on how it's done.

[Maritan No.]

>>13093929
I loved the shit out of god hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093929
If you can only think of one game with great gameplay and nearly no story than you don't play many video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093874
>using the words inject and dick in the same sentence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093944
Give them the daily dose of D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093909
>Not too familiar with EFG, though.
Newfag

>>13093897
The original EFG was Weaver, wasn't it? He was responsible for a large proportion of the drawhore stuff in the end. Anon chan, Chain chomp chan, Boxdog etc.

I remember the comeback song with Don't Stop Me Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093946
Better, sort of.

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>>13093944
How can you say you love her if you can't even inject your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093937
So Mari, what other games did you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093955

Don't TZICH me now~

I'm having a moth time~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093955
Not a newfag, I just don't know everything.
Mind actually informing me instead of calling me names?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093959
I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093966
>Mind actually informing me instead of calling me names?
Found the newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093970
You're such a great and manly individual for calling me a newfag not once but twice!
I'm Alping from how awesome you are and how massive your e-peen is!

[Maritan No.]

>>13093955
It's a bit of a lost art nowadays I guess.
Most of the gang do still draw, but they're mostly doing their own things now.
There is still drawchan nowadays though if you wana see some story stuff once in a blue moon or when things get active when an Arena tournament comes by, but it's not so much the same.
EHG wasn't so bad at it, he did quite a few threads and I found them pretty entertaining.
I don't lurk so much nowadays to see if he still does them though.

I think... I THINK, and I'm not sure about this since my memory is blurry as hell on that.
He fought with plague once, or someone who had a style similar to it, but again, my memory is foggy. I just know it happened in /co/ against some muscled, bald, hokuto shin ken user.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093975
Actually I'm a different guy, but it's blatantly obvious how new you are if you're surprised people don't want to spoon feed you. So I only called you a newfag once. But if you want to be called one twice than so be it.

Newfag.

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>>13093990
So because I don't know who EFG is I'm a newfag despite being here since 2009?

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>>13093975
That was a different guy.

EFG is Epic Fail Guy, and it's more or less impossible to have used 4chan back in 06-08 without knowing about him, and difficult to have used it heavily for a good few years after that without picking up on it. The original version had massive eyebrows and an expressive face, but in one particularly well known thread where he dropped his taco on the floor he wound up finding a V for Vendetta mask in a bin, and putting that on. V-mask EFG was easily exploitable, which led to a massive surge of content involving him.

Encouraging the use of V-masks back when the whole Scientology shit started was partially deliberate, as it meant all the white knight hangers-on would label themselves with the site-wide symbol of spectacular, embarrassing failure.

>>13093978
Weaver is still drawing quests, I gather, though the scheduling is a little irregular. You do spot them from time to time though, and I get a massive nostalgia rush.

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>>13093990

Not him, but that's exactly the kind of behavior that kills communities, you know. Even if he is a newfag, shunning newcomers away will only draw hate towards us.

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>>13093999
4chan has always avoided community dilution by mercilessly ripping in to people who hadn't lurked enough to understand the culture. Board cancer is usually attributed to this practice relaxing over time.

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>>13093997
Ah him, I knew about him for a long time, though I haven't actually thought about him for a grand while.
Don't use acronyms and expect people to automatically expect what they mean.

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>>13093993
More or less.

>>13093999
>Even if he is a newfag, shunning newcomers away will only draw hate towards us.
So you mean, the way 4chan has always been? Look at /co/ and what happened to it when it started welcoming newcomers, and /a/.

You either lurk and understand the culture of the thread, or you fuck off. If a newcomer is ran off because "Some anons called me mean names for asking questions!" Than thank God they were ran off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093993
>being proud of being reddit era cancer

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>>13094007
People more or less exclusively referred to him as the initialism EFG, that's like bitching at someone saying CIA rather than Central Intelligence Agency.

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>>13094016
It certainly is much easier to type out, at least.
Certainly wish you guys would stop assuming everyone's a newfag for not knowing or forgetting about certain things, but that's like asking a tiger to not eat you when you've got a life-vest made of steak on.

[Maritan No.]

>>13093997
Would love to see another thread like that one of these days, and yeah, especially for the nostalgia rush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094022
>P-Please stop being so mean guys! On reddit being mean would've got you banned!
Go cry to tumblr about it newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094026
Whatever. You wanna actually talk about MGs or do you want to continue being a giant fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094035
But Anon, didn't you say earlier that everyone calling you a newfag made you into an Alp? You're the giantest fag here.

Now stop being bitchy and start hoping on our dicks, they ain't gonna fuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094041
That was sarcasm you fucking mongoloid.
Ann fucking Frank could have seen that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094048
Man they're right about Alps being grumpy. Oh well, if my chinese comic books are anything to judge by, a good gangbang from faceless anons should fix your attitude right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094041
>>13094048

Hey, stop arguing and go back to your guard posts, you slackers. We're nightwatch, we're not here to fuck around.

The Monstergirls are sleeping, keep it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094056
But you need to offer yourself to the faceless men first before they'll do anything.
Better off getting hobos to do it for you with a little vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094061
Hey, it's an Alp we're dealing with here. Even if she says no, her body won't lie to loving the idea of being ravaged by multiple faceless anons, each sexually excited by the idea of rocking this girl's world.

But hey, after they're done, I see no reason not to toss the Alp to the homeless for them to have a turn. I doubt the Alp would be in a condition to say no, and after the homeless have their turn, I doubt the Alp would be in a condition to say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rob a dungeon that's overrun by MG maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094073
Naw, just tie her up and let her be a public hobo and faceless man toilet for the rest of her life like Charon.

>>13094074
Maybe. Are the maids the treasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094074
Whats the treasure at the end. Don't tell me it's gold. No one wants gold now days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094074
As always, warriors/barbarians/berserkers are the best. All other classes can eat a dick.

>not looting the dungeon of its treasure AND maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094074
Will the maids cry if steal anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094074

>Robbing

That shit's wrong, mang. Not only it's a sin, but you'd make them maids real sad for stealing all the stuff they worked so hard to collect and keep. Besides, I don't need nothing I don't already have anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094084
They'd be extremely upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094076
The treasure is the MILF echidna at the end. She lost the means to fill the dungeon with daughters after her husband choked to death on a black pretzel and now the place is emptying out as they find husbandos and wander off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094076
>>13094079
The treasure can be the maids if you think of them that way.

At the end is your perfect waifu though, or pizza, an infinite supply of divinely good pizza that would make a god weep in joy.

>>13094084
Only if you steal their hearts, or just ignore her in the wyvern's case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094093
Then I wouldn't. Anybody who makes cute girls is the worse kind of evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094094
Better console her and cheer her up.
Maybe give her some chocolate cake, since it always brings a smile to a woman's face to eat sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094093
Their big girls

[Anonymous No.]

I've been sat here for 10 minutes fantasizing about a potential anime because of this image. Something along the lines of a slice of life following a man and his Oni bodyguard/waifu/friend or whatever travelling the country and visiting rural areas. Each episode exploring the local customs and cultures, maybe with the two of them intervening in a dispute if it's something they can't ignore but remaining comfy for most the part. All accompanied by a nice piano ost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094098
Jackpot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094103
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094098
Okay guys. Who's ready for the pizza raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094100
>Anybody who makes cute girls is the worse kind of evil.

Yeah, cute girls should be banned from being made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094108
Ack. That should of been make cute girls cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094100
I agree. Fucking moefags ruined the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094107
You have my bard skills at your disposal friend, lets get us some 'za.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094107
>Pizza raid
Consider me a member of your party. Let's get us some pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

>All this talk about settings
How about a place like Shevat/Solaris from Xenogears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094126
>Solaris

RACE WAR NOW! GAS THE MGs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094128

WE GOT GREENLIGHT FOR CHEMICALS

READY WEAPONS, MASKS ON

GAS GAS GAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094126
How about we talk about some Star Ocean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094135
>talking about a dead series

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094140

Death is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094140
It may be dead but it was still pretty good.
It was made by the same company behind Valkyrie Profile for the love of god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094135
Well I've only played 2 and I don't remember any particularly interesting locations from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094148
Play more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094144
We need more polearm wielders in things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094156
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094140
It's dead? Doesn't it have like a million games?
Like the Tales series

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094156
Yep.
Halberds, spears, glaives, ect would be nice to see more of.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I skimmed the Investopedia's dictionary looking for phrases that sounded sexually euphemistic to use in tanuki stories. Some of what I came up with was

>Act-As-One Provision, Active Partner, Arrearage, Asymmetrical Distribution
>Back-End Load, Bait And Switch, Balloon Maturity, Barefoot Pilgrim, Beating The Gun, Bed And Breakfast Deal, Behavior-Based Repricing, Belly Up, Big Box, Bottom Line, Brand Loyalty, Bulge Bracket, Bullpen, Burst Basket, Business Bondage, BIMBO, Buy A Bounce
>Capital Flows, Cashless Exercise, Chain Of Title, Chattel, Cheap Jack, Cherry Picking, Choke Price, Churn Rate, Clawback, Collar Agreement, Collective Bargaining, Combination Agency, Commingled Fund, Cramdown, Creative Accounting, Credit Sleeve, Cum Coupon, Currency Peg
>Dangling Debit, Deed Of Surrender, Deep In The Money, Depository, Dirty Stock, Disgorgement, Double Dipping, Down-and-In Option
>End-User, Endowment
>Featherbedding, Firm Commitment, Fool In The Shower, Freeriding, Friendly Hands, Fringe Benefits, Futures Bundle
>Gazump, Glide Path, Going Private, Golden Leash
>Hands-On Investor, Hard Sell, Holocaust Restitution Payments, Hot Hand
>In And Out, In The Pink
>Laissez Faire, Lapping Scheme, Late Fee, Layaway, Leakage, Liar's Poker, Loose Credit, Low Ball, Lump-Sum
>Mancession, Masterbrand, Merger, Mom And Pop
>One-Tailed Test, Open Position, Oral Contract, Order Imbalance, Outlay Cost, Overfitting
>P-Value, Pairing Off, Pension Pillar, Pent Up Demand, Pink Slip, Pipeline, Pop-Up Option, Posterior Probability, Privilege Dealer, Pro Bono, Pump And Dump, Pump Priming
>Recoupling, Rollover, Rump
>Servicing Strip, Shakeout, Stagflation, Sticky Deal, Stuffing
>Tail Risk, Takeover, Takedown, Teaser, Tight Market, Too Big To Fail, Top-Down Investing, Trading Rut, Tulipmania
>V-Shaped Recovery, Vanilla Option
>Warm Calling, Woody
>Yellow Knight, Yield Curve

[Anonymous No.]

Hello all,

I am awake and have updated Shadow of Mordor P'Orc edition to include our hero's (not so) tragic background.

As always, the link contains everything and the most recent story is a while back in the thread. http://pastebin.com/B0H2XaZk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094174
>Holocaust Restitution Payments
I had a giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094174
>Cum coupoin
>Beating the gun
>Pension pillar
>Pent up demand
>V shaped recovery
>Merger
>Collar Agreement
>Back-End Loan
>Hands-On Investor
>BULGE BRAVKET
>MASTERBRAND
>DEEP IN THE MONEY
>TRADING RUT
Wait, hold on. My sides have dissapeared

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094174
Honorable mentions to the dozens of phrases that use: Load, Bond, Spread, Growth, Flow, Swap, Inflation, Asset, Yield, Underlying, Hard, Liquid, Long, Straddle, Seed, Naked, Gap, Performance, Soft, Split, and Under
>such as Horizontal Spread

Now the real challenge is finding sexy sentences to put them in.
How about a game? We ignore the financial definitions and make up a silly monster euphemism with them.
>I had made a firm commitment to paying my late fee one way or another, but by the time her hostile takeover had me belly up I was too big to fail.

[Anonymous No.]

We like Kitsune, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094201
Never trust a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094201

They aren't my absolute favorite but yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094201

Don't know any Kitsune personally, so I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094202
The one on the left is a ninja, so you'd be right.
But the one on the right looks completely innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094211
>But the one on the right looks completely innocent.
Thar's how they get you anon. They seem like nice young ladies at first, then BAM! You're in your underwear brushing a lewd old fox's tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094211
Thats their fiendish plan anon.


Left is safe, right is a trap

[Anonymous No.]

So I started to work on "Army lists" based off of the MGE for the lotr sbg out of boredom.
Got some profiles down, mostly lizardmen, orcs, and human soldiers.
What I noticed is that since all the monsters are defense 3 (because no armor) they take horrendous casualties compared to the humans (who are defense 6), even more so when I gave the humans elf bows as a dick move and they're stuck with lust spells being counted as regular orc bows.
Add to that a low courage and this other rule I made up of every monster having to take a break test whenever they defeat a human and without a significant numerical advantage they wouldn't win anything, and even then it was always cut close.
Also, I need ideas for human units.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094224
>this entire post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094241
I wanted to play a game with a raiding band of monster girls and went with my favorite rule set for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094179
I wonder if I should keep doing my own version or not. You're a lot more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Remeber anons.

Don't give your hellhound or werewolf daughterus chocolate.

You don't want to explain to your wife why they are all Fat_ now, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094254
Keep doing what your doing man.

It's always good to have multiple interpretations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094259
Well, mine is entirely from the P'Orc point of view. I might make more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094255
Soft Hellhounds are perfect for cuddling though!

I want to make my Hellhound waifu soft!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094261
Go for it.

Mine are strictly going to be from our "hero's" point of view

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094263
Very well.

Just make sure you comfort them when the other kids make fun of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094270
But that would mean I'd be coming up with excuses not to build houses for the homeless. Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094276
Giving Junko a home is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094296
Someone should write that Wurm with a cardboard mansion who keeps Junko as her pet/Bond villain cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094296

Speaking of which, do we have any stories where the MC is a lonely wandered/hobo? I've only read that one with the Tanuki that fucks him over for months.

[Anonymous No.]

Praise to the Sun and it's glorious radiance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094304
Oh you~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094300
I could do it, being the MGK guy and all, but I've got some things to deal with right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094306
Quick brethren!
Our goddess is in need of SunnyD popsicles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094309
I actually remember someone saying they wanted to make a secret agent Paladin called Mr. Roland who was enemies with that Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094219
That's a very long BAM you have there, like decades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094313
>secret agent Paladin called Mr. Roland
Did someone steal my Bond villain victim or think up the same incredibly obvious joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094329
>Rainbow road
I'm sorry, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094334
Or maybe I'm referring to your joke and someone else said they wanted to write it after reading it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094329
Foxes are tricky. They can have a man under their thumbs in days if they want too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094329
Those threescore years felt like a BAM, because time spent with her was so enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094338
I'd want someone to write it too, I was just wondering if someone else thought up the Roland joke independently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094306

Those guidelines were starting to bother me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094343
No. That was all you.
>>13094344
less needs to finish this.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGs come to our world
>One thing they find interesting is cars
>One of them wants you to teach her how to drive
>But then you get an idea and suddenly
>"WHEN I SAY BOOM BOOM YOU SAY BAM BAM BAM. NO PAUSE INBETWEEN LET'S JAM"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094352

>MGs come to our world
>One thing they find interesting is cars
>One of them wants you to teach her how to drive
>You gladly agree
>You both get in the car so you can show her how it works by driving around with her as a passenger
>You get in a highway
>She's starting to like it but suddenly
>WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION
>WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION
>WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION NOW
>NOW NOW NOW
>Both of you miraculously survive
>She was scared shitless, but excited as fuck for whatever reason
>She wants to do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091290

>Barometz tasting like snozz berries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094366
>yfw Snozzberries was Dahl's fanciful word for dick and balls
you gonna get alp'd, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093404
Wow, this is just...soul-crushing...beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094372
A sadistic Barometz that tasted like ball sweat would be nightmarish. She could force your head inside her just deep enough that you'd have to take a bite to get air.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home
>fall on couch
>fall asleep
>wake up
>Find daughteru(s) curled up on your stomach/chest
Reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094391
I think I just puked in my mouth a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094391
Reading this while finishing my lukewarm coffee was a terrible experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094394
Go back to sleep. Hopefully waifu will be cuddling with us when I wake up next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094394
Just lay there. Hell, act like you're still asleep if one of them is stirring
Or, you know, go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094394

Pat her head lightly as snores quiet-- JESUS CHRIST WHAT TIME IS IT I'M LATE FOR WORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094391
A sadistic but dumb Cacao Barometz who heard about her would be super cute, on the other hand. She'd try to torture you by making you bite through delicious chocolate jelly to get air, thinking that you're deathly afraid of drowning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094410
Something about the words chocolate and jelly in close proximity makes me feel sick

[Anonymous No.]

Join us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094336
Dude, I never played Mario Kart and even I know it's a famous map from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094416
THEY COME IN EVERY FLAVOR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094391

How would sadistic condescending monstergirls react to a sudden angry punch square in the face for shittalking some random dude who was just minding his business?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094336
It's what happens when you eat a bunch of Skittles while you have diarrhea and run to the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094423
>"You hit me! Not even Mother ever hit me!"
>falls in love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094418
But what does it have to do with that image? why is she saying rainbow road?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094413
>feeling sick at chocolate pudding
What's wrong with you, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094416
Never!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094416
Burger Meister Meister Burgermetz is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094394
>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>I"M SINGLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094435
No, see, chocolate pudding is fine
But chocolate jelly just doesn't sound right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094431
She stayed up all night nerding it up instead of having passionate sex like in their honeymoon phase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094437
>burger
>better than pizza
Heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094431
Before marriage she was seductive lusty fox, after marriage she became homegirl gamer girl
GO HOME GAMER GIRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094440
You make panna cotta with gelatin, so isn't it a jelly by definition? Same with pudding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094429

>Punch a sadist so hard in the face that she turns dere

Truly we men make the best psychologists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094446
If punching doesn't work, you didn't punch hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094445
It just doesn't sound right. But then again, this was after that anon talking about sweaty balls, so I feel sick
That and I think I just got food poisoning. Charming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094263
>Monster Girl Chocolate
>Made with Demon Realm Cocoa and Holstaur Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094451
>It just doesn't sound right.
I'll admit it might be a weird phrasing, I'm not a native speaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094452
>Makes you feel warm and fuzzy and warm and fuzzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094455
Eh, I guess it's the old "weird phrasing" issue. But no harm done, it's not your fault
Now if you excuse me, I need to call an ambulance

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Uncle-Anon, can we play Jumanji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094465
No. I'm not googling Jumanji board quotes to alter to be more MG like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094465
>Playing board games
Git gud kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094465
NO. Last time we played we ended up in some sort of crazy multidimensional alternate reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094470
>not playing board games
Fufufu, go fly a kite kid. I bet you can't even win against a computer in chess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094465
as long as its not the warhammer edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094465

I don't play tabletop games, kid.

Let's go hunting! I'll transform you into a real Jin/k/o!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094465
We'll need someone to replace Robin Williams.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you adopt this cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094480

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094472
>Chess
How very 'hardcore' of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094480
Yes.
>>13094483
That's right, back away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094478
He can never be replace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094480
I lack the funds to provide enough narcotics. So Sadly, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094488
>Robin Williams is doing a stand-up with Charon RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094525
>Charon's writing down notes while he jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094542
>"Like Freud said, if it's not one thing, it's your mother"
>"I'D NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094552
>Later Charon tries to say some of his jokes on her boat
>"H-Have you heard about what your mother said about Freud?"
>"If it's not one thing, it's her."
>"W-Wait a minute..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094563
>"I can change my act, just give me a chance!"
>"Change?"
>"CHAAAANGEEE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094439
Congratulations, that litter of abandoned young catgirls in that box which you fed on the way to your work, turned out to be Cheshires! Enjoy fatherhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094525
>>13094542
But she was actually funny before. Now she'll just be soul-crushingly boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094578
I will anon.

I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094579
Oh, right. Because today is NOT Opposite Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094346

fine. ill finish it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094603
I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094627
Oh my, she looks feisty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094627
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

Now that my computers working properly I should probably get back to that Kejourou story I was working on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094627
She reminds me of a sweet potato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094627
>brown fox
>not fennec
Sahib I don't even...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094644

I want to pet the inside of those ears, they look so soft. I wonder if she'd flinch like cats do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094655
I want to bury my nose into a fluffy ear and rummage it around in there as a form of bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094627
>>13094644
>>13094655

Maned wolf girl when?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maned_wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094669
Muhfugga looks like a hyena.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094669
Bat-eared fox girl is the eariest girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094683
Yeah, but you read all the link Anon?
Maned wolfs are unique, they aren't related to foxes, wolfs or dogs.
They are the only species in its genus.
Will be an exotic MG among the canidae MG.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13094700
You done brokened me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094665

Whats going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094700
>you will never have a chubby bastet daugtheru that shares her sweets with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094703
Good to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094700
I'm glad these threads got me into PAD.

I also wish they had never gotten me into it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094758
PAD has lots of material.

[Anonymous No.]

They told me I can't/shouldn't. They don't know who they're dealing with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094774
>Shiny Ushi
Would trade perfect IV and personality Wyvern for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094758
>All the money I spent getting Haku
I hear ya...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094774
>shiny Ushi Oni
Would trade anything for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094783
>Trading Wyvren
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094793
But they suck compared to Dragon and Jabberwocks.
Wurms are also better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094774
I see nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094796
I'll give you that point, but still, you're gonna make her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094807
She doesn't have the crybaby ability.
She's a shiny with Tsundere pride ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094798
Beware brother, for there are traitors in our midst.

Do not believe their chocolate-hating lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094774
>brown ushi
This is exactly what I need for a coming story illustration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094809
>Tsundere
Now I really don't wanna trade...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094818
Glad I could help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094820
Should I sweeten the deal with my Shiny Ryu with perfect IVs and carrying a masterball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094825
Make it a vanilla Dragon and we have a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094480
Why would that cat ever need adopted? It's owner is an incinvible mary-sue lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094798

>I see nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094831
>Filename
Glad I saw that beforehand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094829
I'm not trading my shiny Dragon for an Usgi of any kind.
Maybe a Lilim, but not an Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094831
Would she AWOO if I jizzed onto her greens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094836
>Lilim
Who would want any of those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094834

Where you going to give me an earful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094841
N-no....maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094836
>brown dragon
No thank you! I like my Dragons pale and elegant. Blonde drills or black himecut is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094840
I like their skill set and stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094836
>Trading a Dragon for a Lilim
That taste is so shit, it's criminal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094845
>Not liking Jabberwocks
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094845
No matter, as fellow Dragon lovers, our mutual nigger status is secure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094846
Aren't they banned in tournaments though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094857
Aren't all legendaries banned in tournaments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094857
In non official ones run by kids who think they're OP.
Legendaries and ones based off writefag OCs are banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094861
Only the ones that have an entire tier made around its sole existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094861
>>13094863
Either way, I wouldn't waste a single ball on those faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094851
People who don't like Jabberwocks are worse than Hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094871
How many hellpups do I have to trade in for a Jabberwock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094871
They're only on my number 5 spot though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094871

I don't have strong feelings one way or another towards them. What does that make me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094868
Your choice.

>>13094876
Nobody would trade a Jabberwock for a Hellhound.
You've at least got to trade a pseudo legendary for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094871
I'd rather a 100% Abomination 'cause I fucking love Abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094880
Don't make me steal one, or twelve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094886
You didn't hear this from me.
Some guy on route 69 will trade you a Jabberwock for an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094893
That route is pretty nasty, bring lots of towels and repels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094893
Anubislut plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094898
He'll also need a few HMs to even get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093404
Are you going to pastebin this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094627
Like nice strawberry milk.
>>13094774
Starting to come around to these things for some reason.
>>13094871
People hating jabberwocks? What kind of heresy is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094906
No wonder everyone is a damn trainer. You godda have a few badges to even visit your family on christmas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094706

From the look on her face, the fact that she's tied up, and the syringe nearby, I'd say she's been given some kind of super aphrodisiac and is being left to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094906
Some of those trainers on that route are pretty bulshit too
I mean, a lvl. 69 Ushi Oni with Thrash? Come the FUCK on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094912
>Starting to come around to these things for some reason.

Well, as long as some people enjoy some of those, I feel like the time I invested in them was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094914

Poor things gonna go super rape mode if she unties herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094923
If she doesn't pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094917
Those trainers who double battle you and use a level 100 Dragon and Lilim are a fucking nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094928
Do you wanna be the very best? If so, then git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094928
It's worse because the route leads to the Mt where you can try and catch Deruella, but the trainers there are all RUTHLESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094933
>Get good
I barely have a level 13 Mothgirl and level 14 Ryu, Dammit!

>>13094934
I hear you can also find a mysterious cat there. Pretty low encounter rate in one are though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094922
Was talking Ushi-Onis in general. Personally...I've liked the recolors that have come out. Interesting use of colors. Always happy to see more of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094938
Yeah. It's rare, but there's a chance that when you're facing deruella, it might be a double battle with her cat
Let me just tell you not that the cat is weak, yes, but has some special type of SUPER POWERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094174
>tfw we barely heard any of these in [C].

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094946
The cat's needed to catch another Lilim later too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094943
Ah, I see.

Thanks for the support then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094953
It's a slim chance, but I think you encounter her on each Lilim battle
But it's beyond rare. And god forbid you kill it. Seriously, don't kill it. I hear it glitches out the game really bad and the final Lilim encounters you immediately. Though, it could just be some ol' creepypasta

[Anonymous No.]

So guys, which elemental are you going to take from the old lady in Sumata village?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094959
Just a rumor.
Like that one about the Loli God under the truck.

>>13094961
What region are you in? The starters here are Wurm, Ryu, and Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094967
>Wurm, Ryu, and wyvern
>He still plays Gen III
Come on, best Gen was Gen IV with the Salamander, Undine, and Elf. Though, Wurm is still best starter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094961
Ignis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094879
An unconverted sinner who needs to be saved, please let your Delivery Jabberwock into your houseso she can unpack and show you the wonders and love of Jabberwocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094981
That's Gen VII's starters.
Gen III starters were Mermaid, Alraune, and Hellhound.
Easy to mix up, though. So many damn monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094995
There's too many. Don't tell me to catch them all when you make a billion damn monsters
It's worse when you can't even contain them in the bloody boxes any more because there's too kriffing many!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095006
At least in Gen VII you can carry more than 6 on you and your PC has unlimited space.
God help you if you do try to catch them all though.
Fishing for Scylla is a pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095022
FUCK fishing for Scylla. No matter how hard you try, all you're going to get is either a Kraken or a Merrow
But a Scylla? Impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095030
Then there's trying to get other starters.
You either have to trade for them or hope to god you run across them in SPECIFIC tiles in SPECIFIC areas.
>Try and get another Ryu
>Keep getting Shirohebi
I'd have quit if I didn't get a shiny in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095035

>ChocoArachnAngelHebi.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095035
>Got a shiny Shirohebi
Lucky bastard. All the times I've traded I've never got a shiny anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095038
I hear it's actually easy to get shiny Kitsune due to a bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095048
Yeah that's because Kitsunes are as common as goblin's and Hobgoblins
Plus you have that Shiny Kitsune on Route 122 near the shrine. Didn't know that, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095055
Knew about it.
Shiny Wurms are easy to get through breeding for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094923

I just noticed she has multiple needle marks too. She's been given one hell of a dose.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, how would you feel if a Hellhound petted you on the head, and rubbed your belly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095084
Eh, probably something they coded in so they breed like wererabbits, or a glitch. Same difference
What the fuck are we doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095114
Certainly not hacking a pokemon game to have MGE girls in it.
No siree

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095120
Like moemon, but better?

If only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095120
Reminder that Alraune forest is SO FUCKING ANNOYING to go through

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094967
>Going on an adventure across the world with a Wurm
>She's kinda book dumb, but she knows her way around places
>Also kind of a wild child if you ever saw one
>But she's a cute girl--even cuter when she sleeps
>She's your age too
>Being able to battle couples together as a team, some ending in glorious victory or tear-jerking defeat
>One day during your adventures getting stuck up at the top of an icy mountain, your body beginning to show signs of illness to the cold
>You have to convince her you can survive long enough alone for her to climb down to get you medicine from the nearest town and bring it back
>While you wrap your shivering sick body in blankets to ward off the cold
>When she comes back, she feeds you the contents of the medicine, before falling asleep, her body wrapped around yours for warmth
>Repeating your name in her sleep on occasion

You will never have this. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095133
Still better than Plansect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095149
Anon, why do you have to make me feel this pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095149
Hopefully you'll actually train her and evolve her and not end up as another Ash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095107
Stupid, I am not a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095160
I'm happy with a Wurm, actualy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095107
I would rape her, obviously she wants to switch roles today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095167
Evolve means making her go from loli to teen to adult.
Use an everstone if you want to keep her in one form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095162
>Anon gets pouty as his Hellhound waifu pets his head, even if he does secretly enjoy it
>And how he big meaty paws feel scratching the top of his head
>And how soft it is to lay across her lap
>And how nice it is when she turns him over to scratch his tummy
>And how nice the collar she put around his neck looks
>And above all else, the wonderful soft cuddle piles as she lounges on the couch, him laying across her lap, and their daughterus laying all around him

I want to be a Hellhound's good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094893
Yes, yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095185
No. To everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095185
I'd rather be a Dragon's, but to each their own.

Hellhound cuddles would be pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095185
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095185
I don't think so, Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095185
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13042089
Maid type: Red Oni
Name: Yuki
Personality: Strong-willed, Relaxed
Statement: "Still unsure about sake? Clearly you need another one to help clear your mind boss."
Notes: MGC Maid Central recommends any potential Master to have a form of alcohol tolerance, or to be prepared building one.

Yuki joined MGC Maid Central through the normal recruitment program after finishing highschool. Yuki succesfully passed her final maid exam at the age of 22. Yuki had little difficulty during her maid training, but has been noted to refer to examinators as "boss" or "chief" instead of "Master".

As a maid Yuki has an under-average performance. Yuki has been reported to start her duties at a normal pace in the morning, but will slowly increase her pace the further the day comes along. Till pacing increases till Yuki has been viewed outright rushing tasks before the start of the evening. This behavior has been noted to result in a lower performance for whatever tasks are performed near the evening.
In addition, Yuki as a form of initiative has been reported to attempt to "move" certain events of the day. Examinators have mentioned getting served dinner earlier than requested and have noticed altered schedules that keep their evenings free.

When not performing tasks, which is noted to always be in the evening. Yuki will always seek out her Master and persistantly invite him to celebrate, cuddle and drink. Yuki has been reported to place great importance in these drinking evenings, and is known to be very laid-back during these times. She will often cuddle and keep her Master close to her while enjoying alcohol together. Examinators have mentioned waking up more times on a couch in the arms of Yuki than in their own bed.
Yuki has been noted to attempt to plan these drinking events as often as possible, preferably every day.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13095252
(Profile continued)

Despite the large amounts of alcohol and snacks that are consumed by Yuki. She is still noted to have an average build. Most likely due to her maid type.

MGC Maid Central recommends Yuki to a Master who enjoys regularly drinking together with their maid and does not mind spending most of his evenings together with his maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092727

>She can't have aerial sex
>Or honey tits

0/10 would not even invite back to hive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095260
I've always thought bee abdomens look cumbersome as fuck hanging off the ass like that.
How do they lie down?
How do you pound them from behind?
How heavy are they in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095273
You can probably bend them upward into their back to pound them from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095284
>not bending her stinger back and fucking her abdomen hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095284
Wouldn't that hurt?
Wouldn't the bouncing as she ran make her stinger stick into the back of her legs or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092794

I like Manticores because the lion has long since been the symbol of valor and manliness. I also like Manticore since she's in theory the most chaste MG since she won't give you the pleasure of her fluff tunnel until she's gotten you fitted just right with her lovebulb.

I also love them because they're chuffing, loving lion women who make it a point to get you to huff Manticore mane and rub it all in your face so that they mark you as their husband, setting off instinctive fear reflexes from other MGs.

That and you can't say your MG loves you until a Manticore is gripping your cock from behind with her lovebulb positioned to give you a reach around with the promise of "carving my name into your back with lust"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095298
>I also love them because they're chuffing, loving lion women who make it a point to get you to huff Manticore mane and rub it all in your face so that they mark you as their husband
Funny that's also among the reasons why I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095293
You're weird.

>>13095297
No? I imagine it's like bending your leg. And you're bending the abdomen upwards, where you're both clear of the stinger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095252
oh boy my heart can't wait, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095309
That's not the image I intended to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095309

>TFW you will never have a Manticore pin you to the ground and smother your face in her mane
>TFW she will never start purring, letting her body heat warm you up and relax your muscles
>TFW she'll never snicker when you're far more docile than before

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095326

Oh wow, Anon-senpai noticed me and saved that. You pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095298
And the serpent one of wickedness and evil. Same thing with the bat. You want proud and noble go find a lion jinko. And why would you want your waifu to be manly? Also
>Sadist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095326
What a load of crap.

[Anonymous No.]

would you lift your daughteru by her tail to let her know she's in trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095348
Only if it were a sturdy enough tail. Don't want to actually hurt her after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095348
No, that would hurt her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095348
That could hurt her. I Would call out to her in my angry voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092794
>>13095298
> liked manticores when the profile first came out 'cos they're cruel, sadistic rape machines who'll get off on your fear, and callously milk your semen with a sneer
> thread turns them into mild dom chuff-moe purity-sue waifus
> don't like manticores any more
You guys are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095252
>>13095256
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[Anonymous No.]

>>13095355
>>13095358
>>13095359

I think he meant in a cartoony way you usually see in kid shows, so it doesn't actually hurt her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095326
>The man promptly locks himself away or kills himself as he can't be with the MG he actually liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095364
Why not write about a sadistic rape machine manticore then? Good incentive to start writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095338

I just like Manticores. Can't I be entitled to my opinion for once, Anon? You don't see me trying to vouch for stupid shit ad nauseum anymore because apparently it offends the religion of the shit talkers.

>>13095364

You're entitled to your own headcanon, m80. I like my Manticores as less of a reckless 50 Shades styled dominatrix and more of a psychological sadist.

>>13095373

That was the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095371
No pain, then it's all good. Using pain to punish a child is terrible parenting, but limiting their movement like that would be excellent for time outs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095364
Well, once it becomes apparant to the human that they don't actually eat people, all the fear kind of goes out the window, and all that's left is the ridiculuosly horny liongirl dom underneath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095373
Or you know, he visits a local Lich to get rid of the marking, after which he confesses to the Holtsaur and move away together to happily live together after.

No need to get depressing so fast.

But to each his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095383
>Using pain to punish a child is terrible parenting

It isn't, but both you and I know that pain is the best teacher. And it doesn't mean it has to come from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095035
>I got the ryu AND shiny shirohebi
lost any semblance of life in the process, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13091977
sequel fucking never

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095382
>I just like Manticores.
No you don't. You think you like manticores. You actually like other catgirls, and think that manticores are the same with the added bonus of wings and tailpussy. Manticores =/= catgirls with wings and tailpussy

>>13095364
This isn't head-canon. It's canon-canon. Cruel sadist bitches for weak men. This is what they are. A real man wouldn't stand for her bullshit, And a realer man would try to turn the tables, but the odds of that happening are pretty low. You're more likely to fall slave to her venom. They aren't chuffing moeblobs who like a bit of light teasing in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095408
>>13095408

I'm entitled to my headcanon so much as you're entitled to yours. So let's not be autists about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095413
But 90% of threadcanon is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095416
Maybe you should take a break from the thread and come back in a month.

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno how many of you like EMG but....

Zombina, looking flustered, in a cocktail dress.

Cause you know, tomboy in a dress feeling pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095428
I like EMG a lot but Zombina a shit, not as bad as fish but still pretty shit

[Anonymous No.]

I want to torment a Succubus who moves in next door to me by constantly making sexual noises while doing mundane everyday things until she snaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095413
Dude... I'm like 100% sure that unless you're delusional, Actual canon takes priority over head-canon. KC is almost never to the point.
>I dunno, yeah sure. There's probably a potion for it, maybe, if you want. but it's uh... rare.
So when he goes
>These bitches are definitely cruel and sadistic
It's basically like a law. So to just go
>nuh-uh, muh headcannons
Is kind of childish. It's the character. If you don't accept that part of it, that's like saying you like angels but don't really think they have anything to do with religion because you're athiest and you don't like religion. Then they aren't agels, just girls with wings and glowing hats. It's the same as how sadism defines a manticore. Otherwise its just a catgirl with wings and a tailpussy. Like it all you want, but it isn't a manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095434
>your MG neighbor will never get so turned on by the grunts you make while working out that she comes in and rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095434
>>13095439
Ha, fuck that.

I sleep all day and barely make any noise aside from leaving and coming back home.

She'd barely notice me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095434
You and me both. I'd love to be a tease to monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095446
What would you dress in to tease Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
The Naked Apron is always a great way to tease your Mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
Depends on what they like. Swimsuits, T-Shirts and boxers, Sweatervests, naked aprons, there's plenty of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095437
Are you the same guy that went off on a tirade about how Dragons can only fall into one category and aren't allowed to princess-carry, bitching about "Alp-like" behavior all the while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
Sailor outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
Are they from here, or visitors from across the gate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
i wouldn't wear any underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
Slutty plumber's outfit.
>Good day ma'am. I'm here to ream your pipes.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go to karaoke with your oni wife
>she will never get progressively better as she drinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0FVIwLE0Aw

[Anonymous No.]

God damn I fucking hate it when I'm writing a long post and press backspace to delete something, and the fucking browser goes back to the previous page, deleting all the shit I wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095422
I took a several month long break after the switch from /a/ and I found every part of threadcanon much worse than before

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
Bundled up for the north pole.
She finally tries to rape me and it's like a matryoshka doll of clothes. When she thinks she's finally at the last pair of pants, she undoes those buttons and bam, more clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You just received a call from your Monster Daughteru's school!

For many weeks, your Daughteru has told you she's been bullied by a group of girls, and the school has said they'll look into it. Now in the office, you hear that, apparently, your Daughteru punched her supposed bully in the stomach, then picked her up and slammed her head-first into the concrete, knocking her cold and breaking several teeth. Your daughteru claims that she was doing it in self-defense. The school has decided to suspend her for two weeks.

What do you go about doing? How do both you and your waifu treat the situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095474
How do you propose we fix this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095487
Why is my daughter in a shitty public school? We can afford private education for my most important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095487
I take her out for ice cream, then call my friends in the legal profession. Protip: get on good terms with at least violently argumentative lawyer and one fairly laid-back cop as early in life as possible. Favors from people on the inside>>>>anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095487
take her out for ice cream. Also, probably get her something nice, like tickets to a concert or maybe just to go see a movie with her on one of my off days. I'm so glad to learn I'm not raising a spineless pussy, but I will advise her to be more discreet in taking care of business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095487

Laugh at the situation before teaching her how to beat up her bullies as much as she possibly can without knocking them out or killing them. Of course, I'll tell her not to do any of it unless she's provoked, but no daughter of mine is gonna take shit from nobody.

I'm not raising any sheep in this house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095487
I tell her that I'm proud of her for standing up for herself, but there's no need to get that violent for some stupid bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095487
Simple, threaten to feed the local news a slightly altered version of events that accuses the school of organizing the bullying. News eats that shit up.
>Hey news channel 12, my daughter complained of being bullied and the school responded by giving her schedule to the bullies so they could find and torment her more easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
Dress as a generic geek. The appearance of being inexperienced and corruptible, but also prone to harboring a myriad of fetishes means every second you aren't paying attention to them is a massive tease.

It's analogous to a girl wearing form fitting, skimpy outfits then wandering around the library sucking on a pen.

The librarian look is another good one, particularly for teasing the more cuddly/motherly ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095488
I can't really give an honest answer to that without causing massive backlash, but one thing would be to stop making up one certain personality typ for a single species and then pretending that every single one is just like that as it is done with Manticores or Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095492
Well you need to save up for College Anon. I mean, if you daughteru could pick up a bully and chunk her into the ground, imagine what she could do in College Ball at University of Texas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095515
But what if she wants to join the Navy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095515
God I am glad I don't live in America

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095515
Could she even go pro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095515
She can get scholarships to ease the burden of paying for university. She's good enough for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095519
>He's not American

How does it feel being an inferior country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095515

Armstrong what the fuck are you doing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095526
I don't have to ruin my parents so I am able to go to university and never had to be afraid to get pushed in a locker by people with several times worse grades.
Also gesetzliche Krankenversicherung
It's pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095437

>Actual canon
>The creator has said that it's left open to interpretation based on the individual

Stop being such a shitbag.

[Anonymous No.]

How obsessive are you over your Monster Waifu and do you think it'd be a turn off and creep her out, or would she find it adorable, or romantic?

I never ever go a day without thinking about her, I love every aspect of her and have everything about her saved, I love her and will always love her and someday we'll be wrapped in each others claws and I'll finally be her's and we'll live together just the two of us for ever and ever and ever

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like your waifu to dress classy or would you like to laze about with her while she's dressed in shorts and a t-shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095617
I would like to slub it with a slime girl. Take a two hour bath inside her. Watch anime together. She doesn't even have to wear clothes. In fact I'd prefer that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
One of those suits with all the ping-pong looking balls on it that they use to register somebodies movements for animation. But covered in dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095615

I forcefully taught myself not to be fond of anything or anyone too much since I was a kid because I realized at a young age that I can't control myself if I get too obsessive with something, and I don't wanna be seen as a needy man who can't control his impulses and needs.

I'd probably act neutral and somewhat distant, not out of lack of interest, but out of respect for others' personal space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095615
I don't have one, one that's /jp/ related of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095633
That's...
Original I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095615
I think most of my waifu's species would be flattered. Especially the one I pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095617
Casual half-naked at home for laziness and easy access purposes but knows how to dress up and be fancy for when she needs to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095615
That's pretty yandere anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095656
I'm not really Yandere, I don't want to kill her or even be dominant. But I just really love her, and will always love her, no matter what. I think she's the best person in the universe to have ever existed, the human embodiment of perfection, even in her flaws she's perfect. And I want to be her's, and to be loved by her, which I think is pretty fair. I mean, I will always love her, so she should always love me, correct? I think that's a very reasonable approach.

That's also why I'd be glad to isolate myself completely from society and just be with her. I mean, she's perfect, so why would I need to be around imperfect people? I'd only need her, so why bother dealing with people who aren't her? No, I'd only need to be with her and make her happy for me to be happy. We'll live happily together, and make a loving daughteru as a symbol of our love for each other, and she'll be perfect as she was born out of our love, which is undoubtedly the purest love to have ever existed.

I love my Draconian Waifu, and I know she loves me! And that is all that matters to me, the waiting for the day we will someday unite and be together as one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095615

I find myself day dreaming about her pretty often. I wouldn't readily admit it however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095676
You're scaring me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095676
Jesus christ you have to be the most yandere person I've met.

This is what dragons do to you kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095487
tell her good job but next time use minimum force necessary or slightly more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095676
You might be the first male yandere I've seen on this site.
well, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095615
i try really hard not to get to creep levels of liking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095617
whynotboth.taco

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095701
>>13095683
>>13095686
I don't understand what's scary about love and devotion. I know there are people who aren't big on dedicated relationships, or just prefer "Casual Flings", but I just don't believe in that. I believe in pure storybook love, where a person's love is so deep and profound they would be willing to kill themselves should their lover ask. And I have that love for my waifu, I'd follow any desire of her's without hesitation, no matter what they may be, no matter how dark or heinous, because even the very thought of pleasing her fills me with the greatest joy no desires of the body could fulfill.

I just think of it as love at it's highest form, that can be both shown and appreciated. And that is, in my opinion is what love is meant to be, and I'll show my love for my waifu in any way possible so that she can understand just how pure and loving my love is for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095712
I don't know which writefag you are, but whoever you are.

Just stop, this is getting kind of creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095615
We're both kuuderes

>>13095676
>I'm not really yandere
Bu the only thing missing here is the confirmation that you'll kill for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095712
I can't believe that a male yandere would creep me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095726
It feels different when the shoe is on the other foot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095712
Hey man, as long as you keep it safe in public what you do with your boo is your own thing.
You're making me look bad bro, my Oni waifu is taking notes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095719
>>13095726
But I don't writefag, and I think if you find love creepy, than you yourself are unnatural. I can't understand how loving your waifu is creepy, nor do I want to. Quite frankly if you can't see the pure and unadulterated love I have for my waifu seeping through every word I type, than perhaps you don't fully understand what love is, nor what it entails.

>>13095720
Well I mean, I guess I would if someone were making her life miserable or something, but I feel most people would kill for their loved ones, at least those who truly loved them. I mean, if a man broke into your house and pointed a gun at your waifu, wouldn't you want to kill him? I'd want to kill anyone who would even think about doing such a thing to her, and I'm sure you guys would as well. If you love someone, you'll do anything to protect them so you can stay with them as long as possible. My Dragon Waifu would keep me safe and protected as a part of her treasure horde, safe at home tending to her things, so it'd only be right to, should someone threaten her or our way of life, protect her through any means necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095712
Now I'm starting to wonder what kind of waifu you got.
I'm gonna guess shirohebi

[skrateboard No.]

UH OH, NEW SERIES

- - - - - - - - - - -
"BRACHAAAAAAA-" ejaculated Rollyndy Desponderance IV. He was pissed, and rightly so. Rollyndy was hanging upside down from a chain forged from melted soda cans, folded thousands of times until it became unbreakable. His tanuki "partner", Bracha, had betrayed him yet again. Third time's the charm, he had told himself.

Rollyndy was five feet tall, and had an ouroboros in each of his eyes. He was born like that. His left eye let him see a second into the past, and the other gave everything a kaleidoscope effect. He had a bunch of scars crisscrossing his face from when he'd gotten into a fight with his asshole dad and wore black trenchcoats with a watch on each wrist. Rollyndy had never smiled since that battle. "Dad", he muttoned.

"BRACHA" Rollyndy snarled. "LET ME DOWN FROM HERE YOU CUNT"
"Nope", she said. She was going through his belongings to see what she'd be able to sell.
"WHAAAAAT?!!?" he ejaculated, what was she saying?

"I've done this three times already, you should know better you stupid motherfucker".

TBC
- - - - - - - - - - - -

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095749
He said dragon you blind fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095749
>>13095753
She's the Jabberwock subspecies of Dragon to be specific!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095747
You have to be the most creepy motherfucker in this thread or maybe you're trying really hard to make yourself creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095750

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095750
>>13095750
>Rollyndy Desponderance IV

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095764
I'm sorry but I'm just not seeing what you're finding creepy about me at all. I really don't. I have nothing but complete and utter love and devotion for my waifu, I don't see how such a thing is anything but beautiful.

Do you think your dog is creepy when he greets you at the door happily?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095774
>Do you think your dog is creepy when he greets you at the door happily?
I do, fuck that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095774
Maybe if he had a knife in his paw and said he loved me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095774
My dog doesn't say how he'd do anything for me and how he'd love me forever and ever and ever and ever.

I'd also doubt the motherfucker would kill some asshole that barged into my house and shot me in the throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095487
Take he out, FOR STEAK!, and CHOCLATE CAKE! and tell her she did well. Not to become a bully herself, but not to take crap from anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095777
>>13095779
Yeah, OK, very funny.

>>13095786
Well of course he won't, he can't talk. And I don't see how having someone confess they love you so much they'd gladly do anything for you is bad. It's them telling you how much they love and adore you! To find it anything other than flattering is cruel to them for all the devotion and love they will gladly sacrifice for you.

Look at it this way, love is great, perfect, and flawless. Therefore, the more love you have, the better it is. And I like to think that I have so much love I'm overflowing with it! I can only think of hearts when I think of her! She is perfection to me, and should be treated as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095759

>"Jesus Christ man, who is this guy?"
>"Hey, uh... is this really the guy you're dating, miss? I mean, Wock here already has pretty weird tastes in women, but..."
>"Our dragon girl's dating a fuckin' yandere dude, Jab. Congratulations, this was all your fault."
>"Wha- me?! What did I do?!"
>"You just had to go and tell her about your stupid online dating sites."
>"But I don't even kno--"
>"Shut up."
>"Dude--"
>"No. Just shut up."

[PantyQuest No.]

Have you praised Eros today?

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/sJ1AX0JK

New page: http://pastebin.com/wVhN1Kpp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095750

I'd say this was a joke, but I've seen worse writefagging being taken seriously before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095799
>love is great
>perfect
>flawless
>he believes this

Man, yandere's are some dumb motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095804
10/10 would desert team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095804
>still no mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095747
>male yandere
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095813
He'll get to it. Be patient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095813
Alphabetical order you troglodyte.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to take your Daughteru to the gym anons, they can't adiquatly defend themselves or their boyfriends until they can bench press a truck (after factoring in racial strength bonuses of course, can have Oni daughterus sitting on the couch all day. No one wants an Oni with a beer belly)

>>13095804

Adventure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095813
>Raid Mantis dorm.
>Mantis standing in front of you with her blade arms.
>She teleports behind you.
>"..."
>She swings her blades around then stops.
>You take a step back and all your clothes fall off.
>"You've already been raped."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095822
Eat my dick you fucking clod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095825
>Implying I don't want an Oni with layers of Sake fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095804

Let's not dance around the issue here, you're really milking this now. You butter believe this whole thing is starting to leave a sour taste in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095803
I have to admit, that situation would suck, but I'm sure if I kept at it and continued to show love and devotion, and just how much I had to offer her, everything would end up just fine and we'd all get to be happy and together!

>>13095808
Seriously? What's wrong with love? If you don't believe in how two people's complete love for each other is the most beautiful thing in the world, than maybe you shouldn't have a waifu, if you don't value her love for you. Love is one of the greatest things in the world, and finding the one person with whom to share it with is the greatest accomplishment you could ever hope to achieve!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095826
>mantis doing that
>not a kunoichi stalker that's always four steps ahead of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095837

I can't tell if you're joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095841
What would the joke be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095837
Motherfucker I already know I'd never get a waifu.

Hell knowing my luck I'd end up like that one poor sap from the tentacle story, except with no happy ending.

I'm just here to satisfy my monster girl fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095835
Optional Charon panty raid when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095846

You're really deluded. Normalfags go for the storybook romance thing, you have to think realistically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095846
Try harder. You're not fooling anybody. Also,
>male yandere
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095848
You could always grab a slime if you're really desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095835
I swear to god anon.

Straight to the fucking moon I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095838
>Picks you off one by one.
>By the time you're rummaging in her underwear door the rest of your team has disappeared.
>Saves you for last, subduing you effortlessly and without a word.
>Wake up tied to her bed, bound and gagged.
>She crawls over the bed, wearing nothing but erotic lingerie, until she's on top of you staring you in the face with those emotionless eyes.
>You try to scream, but she puts a blade gently to your lips.
>"Shh..."
>After riding you just snuggles against you like you're her daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095851
I think he's just going through MGE races right now. Charon is thread created. Besides I don't think you can have your own dorm if you a single person. Unless you let the hobos in. Even then it would be a hobo dorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095859
were going to the moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095853
IMFUCKINGPLYING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095866
To the god damn sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095851
Charon might be a guest speaker for some lectures.

When that happens you can grope her butt or something as you walk past her.

[Anonymous No.]

TFW no holstaurus boob pillows while you sober up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095858
They would probably hate it too.

But that's fine, more exploration for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095881
>Tfw you'll never attend a MGC College party and wake up with your face deep in a Holstaurus' massive tits, a Lamia tail wrapped around your lower body and a fat cat butt resting on top of your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095853
Normalfags cheat on their lovers, have sex recklessly with any 2 bit whore, and all and all detest the concept of love, going for some mangled and bastardized version of it.

>>13095855
I'm being serious though Anon. I really do love her, I've loved her for a long time, and I always will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095881
I'd rather just have the boob pillow without the alcohol poisoning.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I kindly tell a Monstergirls that I can't be her husbando without making her too sad or angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095889
Absolutely. Disgusting.
Male yanderes are absolutely. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095851

Don't get the thong idea, it wouldn't be easy. Your attempt at going commando though my home would only result in failure. The whole idea is pants on head. You talk big, but in the end you're all fur coat and no knickers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095895
Show her the love bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095895
It's probably going to happen either way you try it. Let her down easy or rip it off like a bandaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095902
What are you going to do Charon? Strangle me with your hair braid?

That would only make me harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095895
Cutting your throat open while flipping her the bird.

Trust me it works, I'm a skeleton now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095888
It hurts even worse now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095895
Stop thinking like a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095895
Well you can tell her any way as much as you like, it just won't register with her. She'll just keep staring at you with heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095892
>alcohol poisoning

It's just a litte whiskey an d beer you werebat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095804
Anything milky of her and holst yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095922
>anon gives her a list of reasons why they can't be together as she's bent over a table, leglocking him and receiving his third load

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095910

Expecting a lungful from me? For me to get blue in the face? Too bad, chokes on you, I'd enjoy a little strangling. I'd take your breath away, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095617
I'd love a cold beauty in a dress like that, but with bridal gloves/gauntlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095923
Not him but not everyone can hold their liquor. I can but not everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095930
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095930
>Your Holstaurus wife will never hug you fiercely and tell you to stay away from that Eros-fanatic, Aspara skank nextdoor. And that her milk isn't even as good as hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095922
>She'll just keep staring at you with heart pupils.
>Stare back at her for a few seconds after telling her you can't be hers
"...Did you hear me, miss? I've chosen to be alone, so I hope you understand."
>She keeps staring lovingly at you
"..."
>Poke her forehead a few times, she doesn't even notice
"...Hellooo? Are you listening?"
>She's still staring
"...Well then... I'm... just gonna... go..."
>You turn around and start walking away
>You don't even make it past the first step before she glomps you to the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095934
>Charon will never take you for a 'cruise' on her 'love boat'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095938
>you will never tease her saying that her race was born out of milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095942

>You'll never get shipped with Charon, get her soaking wet and give her a screaming oar-gasm, you'll never go overboard with your lovemaking and impress her with your breast-stroke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095940
I like this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095944
>You will never start a Holstaurus meet.
>Holstaurus' and their husbands from around the world gather. Making friends and such.
>You will never slowly walk onto the stage and grab hold of the microphone.
>Everything foes deathly quiet.
>You clear your throat.
>The air's thick with tension, not even a talkative cricket girl on her cellphone.
>You open your mouth.
>"Aspara milk is better."
>Run away from the rioting crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095942
I want to be Charon-chans husband!

I'd treat her the way she deserves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095958
Weekly hobo gangbangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095942
I want to inhale the scent of her hair braid, then take off those leggings with my teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095940
http://i.imgur.com/hmczYgE.png
Good grief

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095942
I want to tease her and fuck her right on the boat as all the dad watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095937
I mean something sexy or lewd with the two, with lots of milk, obviously their own milk. Maybe symmetrical docking with plenty of leaking milk, etc.
Or even loli of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095959
No.

I'd treat her like a princess, she deserves to have a little TLC after boating so many souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5zTNr11kk8
>You will never be let in ahead of the line into a Monster Girl club by an Oni bouncer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095957
>cricket girl
Does this exist?
Also
>holstaurus in a ball gown
All my yes, imagine the spilling healthy soft breasts in that dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095922
>>13095940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMYbIspFbv4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095455
Apron-kun pls
How would you feel if your Mistress smacked your bare ass with her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095979
This my jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095963
I don't recall Linus ever saying that. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095981
Like a naughty boy who needs to be punished~

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the best waifu for a manic depressive person?

How slim are the chances of him getting tenderly healed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095957
I'd say you're insane to risk death like this, but the chances of a holst catching you if you're in semi-decent shape are nil. Better hope none of them married a sprinter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095988
Good. Good. I'm sure it'd be nice...

Would you let her peg you with her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095967

So in other words you're up for a bit of hows-your-father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095993
Door's right there motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095993
Not particularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095993
Okay now you can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095998
>>13096001
>>13096003
You guys're too easy to mess with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095993
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096004
>I was only pretending to be a faggot

>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095993
Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

Where did you go, Contact War Vet?
I need my fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096004

Is it fun to mess with the poor world-war-vet-with-PTSD-tier angry Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096008
Well, no, not pretending. I'm just amused at how easy it is to set you off.

>>13096018
Little bit, though when you put it that way...I just think this. >>13096017

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095983
Looking a bit cheesy there.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think Dog Daughterus handle the Cone of Shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096035
They'd never leave their rooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095986

I think he does once during the christmas special or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096024
>>13095983
Cheese and jam? what kind of sandwich are you making?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096035
Take it off because they have thumbs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096035
Why would you use that on your daughter? I use it on my wife every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13094961
Was this finished being colored or did someone else color it? It looks a lot better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096052
I'd make her wear chastity belt.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't fuck your waifu in front of your newborn daughteru, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Who? How? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096068
I wouldn't have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096068
>that anatomy

Not sure if want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096068
>Extra breasts
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096070
>facebook ads
This isn't new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096068
Of course not, I would wait until she's sound asleep in her room before trying to make her a little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096068
Why would I? She can't yet appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096070
Sakra Devanam > other, inferior Aras

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096075
>Not liking extra softness

[Anonymous No.]

>Be reading H-Manga
>Sex Bots powered by Semen
>Dude somehow gets his sexbot pregnant
>She gives birth to an inactive bot
>I'm sure you see where this is going

Would you dick the daughteru to give her life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096059
I took my own gander at it a while ago and just bothered posting it today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096077
Not facebook, and I mostly meant, what I guess are memes now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096090
>to give her life

Laughing Sundowner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096090

>Dude somehow gets his sexbot pregnant
>She gives birth to an inactive bot

Still processing what the fuck.

Please standby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096090
The fuck are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096090
I saw that too. and no? i think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096090
Reminds me of Binary Domain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096068
>You wouldn't
You don't know me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096090
Well, make with the sauce faggot.

Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096068
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096103
Hentai.

>>13096101
If it helps subsequent chapters begin hinting at some deeper storyline, and that the "Sexbots" might be part of some ancient conspiracy and/or magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096110
Sure anon, sure.
http://exhentai.org/g/789455/08aa4fc3af/
5 chapters translated thus far. Daughteru dicking is the newest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096086
I'd like to call you out on your bullshit and say that I agree, but Asura is pretty overpowered

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096090
Yes, how is this even a question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095991
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096118
Thank you kind stranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096114

>Spoiler

"What the fuck" capacitors full. Overflow detected, probability of rational thinking unit's meltdown: 78%

Emergency shutdown required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096131
Same thing happened to me first time i read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096090
Wait, how big is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096135
The daughteru? Once activated, she is "Born" looking about 12-14ish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096138
Activation approved.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had to show your waifu one sad movie, what would you show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piQ2-mNeTZMI'd rather show it to a MG mother but my point still stands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096131
Is it your first day in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096170

It's always first day in the land of Doujins. For all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096163
The Iron Giant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096174
Tracy Morgan No.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW monster girl waifu said I did really good this time giving her oral
>So good that she's giving me 6 good boy points for it
>Just enough to earn a chance to get to leave my room and go to the Walmart McDonalds with her

Its been a good day, what would you spend your good boy points on to do with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096186
>Spending your good boy points on going to McDonalds of all places
Disgusting human filth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096192
I know, right? Isn't it obvious that Burger King is better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096186
Shooting the cunt dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096196
>Burger King
Disgusting. Human. Filth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096186
>Good Boy Points
You have issues man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096186
I don't need a reward to give my wife cunnilingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096204
>>13096211
>Not getting good boy points
I bet your waifu doesn't even give your daughteru an allowance, the monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096186
Bitch-kun pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096229
Of course she does. But that's for our daughteru.

I fail to see how this relates to you needing "Points" to express your love for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096107
He did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

New setouchi
http://exhentai.org/g/789561/a0735d9f6b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096284
>setouchi

Yeah no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096284
>Furry
>Femdom
Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096284
>setouchi
>furry
You would have been better off not even telling us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096284
>Femdom
Yes
>Furry
Damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096196

>Eating fast food
>At all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096284
>Femdom
>But Furry
So close yet so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096307
>turning down MiB

Anyone who does that is not living their life correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096321

She's already taken, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096307
>not enjoying the simple pleasures

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096323
>>>/u/
>>>/c/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096323
No it's fine anon, there's is no singular MiB.

Out there is one Maiden, just for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096329

Cleaning her feet. Followed by rough sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096338
Yes.

Don't forget shoving a ring into her asshole and making her do peace signs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096340

http://i.imgur.com/sO2hhWL.jpg

>Rough sex for the sake of procreation with MiB
>TFW you'll never devote yourself to your Maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096346
Shame the artist went on to make that horrible one after such a great doujin.

>no maiden to tend candles with
It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096284
This isn't even furry, it's straight-up bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096417
Time to buttfuck Zombies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096417
I want to impregnate a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096420
No.

Bully them by watching zombie movies and playing zombie games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096425
>"Thaaaaaatss raciiiiiist...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096430
What's she gonna do?

She's a stinky zombie that can't even pin her husband down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096425
>making your zombie girlfriend sit through a house of the dead game marathon

That's some elder god evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>[x] touch fluffy tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096433
>"No.... cuuuuddlesssss.... tonight....."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096420
I'd buttfuck a zombie till her spine was straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096434
Not just that anon.

I'd play games that had dropkicks so I could make her sit through me drop kicking a zombie onto some spikes.


>>13096439
Like she's strong enough to resist me, I can cuddle her when and where I please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13093546
Is your daughter a Velociraptor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096442
>"Don't care.... if it's waaaaarm... not bluuuushing..."
Look what you did, she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096451
Good.

I'll turn her into my personal cuddleslut, begging for even a second of cuddling even in public!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096436
Just leaving this here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096455
And what happens when you're caught cuddling her for warmth at a rainy bus-stop and a bunch of kids see it? What then? Going to go to prison for public indecency?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096460
>"Look, it's fucking nothing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096461
Cuddle her even more.

I'll even cuddle the cops that come to arrest me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096466
>Cuddle NTR
I don't think she's the cuddleslut here. Try going to a C.S.A. meeting sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

Would there be any adverse effects to keeping your dick in someone's mouth for like, ten hours everday? Say your ghoul waifu went to sleep every night with you dick in her mouth, and said mouth is wet and warm, like a living woman's because mamono mana,. Would that be bad for your dick in the long run? I'm thinking something like trench foot would happen, under normal circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096469
...You are a very strange person anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096468
I don't have a problem, I just cuddle other MGs when I have to defend myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096469
MAMONOMANA™
If anything there would be nothing but benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096469

Worse than that. Saliva isn't just wet and full of more bacteria than you're average gutter, it's also a digestive fluid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096460
W-what happened to Miss Happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096469
I can't say for sure about undead or plant girls, but I know you'll get ereptile dysfunction if you keep your dick inside any dragon or lizard for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096474
That's why I said, under normal circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096472
I'm just saying maybe you should go and listen in on one of the meetings. It might be enlightening.
How well does this cuddling the aggressor work for avoiding rape anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096479
I'm tired and reading comprehension is hard. I'll omit words i don't see all I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096478
Fuck, you made me chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096477
snip snip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096484
Yeah, well I'm drunk and only have one working eye, so you have no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096480
Pretty good.

They're so shocked that you have a good half hour to run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to write.

>Crippling headache.

Fuck you too brain.

All I want is to cuddle monster girls and you pull this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096476
I guess you CAN have too much of a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096487
Oh, she's just off getting a hair cut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096497
It's a little more permanent than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096493
I say give it a shot. Speaking from experience, some times the best material comes from when you're delirious with pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096497
I am ashamed of myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096490
Might give it a try sometime. Got any tips to avoid it just turning into straight out rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096501
If you cut off Miss Happy, do two grow back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096512
Not if you cauterize the stump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095459
Naw, but this and that are different. Having a manticore who isn't a sadistic cunt is like having a vampire that doesn't suck blood. It just reeks of muh speshul snoflake waifu, and its bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096507
Parkour, It might help if you're a bit girly looking too.

>>13096519
>having different things is bad
>in a waifu setting

Alright m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096507
Hold their hands, look them right in the eyes and tell them that they're better then this, and you would be happy ti have sex with them if they asked nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096519
>If you don't agree with me it's bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096497
>pic
Damn brainless humanboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096533
Lizardwoman please, your bonnet is showing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096533
>>13096535

No don't you start that RP shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096519
You are 100% right man but you'll never get through to the people that are so shallow that they have to stamp generic moe on any design that makes their dick hard and call it creative. So you're better off dropping it.

Or write some classic manticore. Last time people started having this argument, I wrote Yaleton and the Manticore. Way way back during the original waifuzation RS did his. Even awful stuff like the chronicles of bitch-boy filled that niche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096538
Anything with large mice gangraping a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096544
Nobody and I mean nobody cared for mice before Nyanon. It's relatively recent development so no content.

Well except for the few old MGC greentexts about a guy trying to avoid rape and he eventually hides in a sewer where he's gangraped by mausfraulines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095944
You merely adopted the milk, I was born in it, molded by it.
By the time I was a women the lactose was blinding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096503
Tried earlier but no dice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096538
At 'worst' Manticores are depicted as level-headed, if aggressive, creatures.

At 'best' they're exceptionally sadistic and ruffle feathers.

Though there is pic related, but she's just crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096571
I want to see her eat ALL the pickles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096571
>Almost all monsters
>Not depicted as sexually aggressive

Not much point in saying something is extra xyz when it's just the same as everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096571
EAT YOUR DAMN PICKLES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096538
>Or write some classic manticore
I really want to now. Just how short can a short be before people think you might as well have not written it at all? 1000 words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096478
EREPTILE DYSFUNCTION
http://i.imgur.com/8nnil5G.png
http://i.imgur.com/GuTemQA.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096460
>Visiting manticore girlfriend at the hospital
>Well, maybe girlfriend is the wrong word, after all, she just jumped you one day
>Pinned you down in an alley and sucked you off with that tail thing for hours, and when you couldn't keep going, she pricked you with a barb and kept milking you despite you begging her to stop
>At least, you think she would have stopped, maybe, if she could understand you, what with you mumbling like some street thrash on a heroin bender among the fever and pleasure
>Then she took your identification from your wallet and left you in a pool of both your juices
>Bitch
>She showed up at your doorstep two days later, while you were stepping out for work
>Tells you to get on the back on her bike
>You whirl around to call the cops and as soon as your hand touches the doorknob a spine flies past your cheek and embeds itself deep into the wood of the door
>You look back as she stares silently
>You comply
>She speeds past everyone on the street, running red lights and swerving dangerously close to, well, everything
>You hold on to her waist and pray you live to see tomorrow
>If you weren't cowering at her back you'd see her grinning from ear to ear, feeling you pressed to her, your heart beating a staccato rhythm
>Things get worse once she works that tail up your pant leg and begins her work
>You grip her even tighter, your muscles at war with themselves, pleasure softening and fear tightening them
>Not too long and you give her a big load, you'd though you'd need a week to replenish what you lost during your first encounter
>She turns to you and licks her lips, blowing a kiss
>You just point at the road, pant shitting terror on your face
>She laughs, but thankfully turns away
>She stops, some corner of the city you've never been in before, nor do you care to
>She signals for you to follow her down some stairs into a dive bar
>This sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096603
Greentext? Three'ish posts, which yeah, is around a thousand words.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a dhampir that uses a mace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096623
Suddenly thinking of Asgardian MGs...

...but what kind of a man would I be to turn down a girl based on her choice of weapon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096623
Bearmace or one of those fancy man mace maces

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096627

The article adjective indicates the heavy ball of beatdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096624
Nobody but a bloody englishman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096629
The pressurized liquid of bear blinding and asphyxiation is the superior mace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096629
>>13096634
Why not both.gif?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096196
That's like saying one pile of shit is better than the other because it's a different shade of brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096623
>Dhampir who uses a morning star flail for long-reach melee and an offensive as fuck parrying dagger
10/10 woulddivedungeonswith

[Anonymous No.]

Have you Demon cultists out there remembered to feed your Nekobus familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096606
Is there any more?

[Anonymous No.]

Dracolich when?
Zombie Dragon when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096670
Soon, I hope.

Undead Dragons a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096670
Does ripping off Dragonheart count? Because A human hubby and his waifu having one heart is kind of romantic and I'm thinking of doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096643
>Flails are maces
This is like roach bait for /k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096672
Yes. Yes. Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096679
Okay. It'll be about half a year at the rate I'm writing shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096686
Better get on that shit. You've got people excited about it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096692
I've got other shit going on man, gimme a break man, it's my birthday man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096694
Oh. Happy Birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096694
Happy Birthday, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Spaceworms!

This time an update featuring the title character.
http://pastebin.com/YXeQefXz

For anybody who missed the sidestory I posted; This is the format/perspective/tense the rest of the story will be written in. No more changes, I promise (slap me if I slip up).

[Anonymous No.]

but why monstergirl models?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096697
I could commemorate it by writing two updates, since I'm getting dubs.
Pick 2:

1. Dark Elf
2. Oomukade
3. Dragon
4. Wurm talking shit
5. Wurms in space
6. P'Orcs in totally not Mordor
7. None of the above
>>13096703
Oh, neato!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096709
5 and 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096707
Because we want to see sphinx-chan walk down the catwalk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096709
>1. Dark Elf

>4. Wurm talking shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096703
>I've got a little star in my tummy
I'm practically in love now. Would serve aboard/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096703
I love this story. There's so many inventive ideas running around about the worm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096712
>>13096727
Reconciliate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096709
Dragon and Wurm talking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096750
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096709
Oomukade, dragonheart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096759
He said reconciliate
RE-CON-CI-LI-ATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096750
>wurm talking shit to dark elf in totally not mordor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096709
>4. Wurm talking shit
>5. Wurms in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096769
>Wurms talking shit
>In space

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096766
I can read but there's no major differences to reconcile. We can come to an agreement though.

>>13096769
I agree with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096712
>>13096727
>>13096758
>>13096765
>>13096769
I'm seeing a whole lotta Wurms here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096703
>Spaceworm can go warp-speed
This is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096606
>Your thoughts on the matter are quickly cemented after seeing the warning on the entrance to the bar, "Go Home. Take a dump. Sleep it off."
>She grabs you by the had and leads you in, bring greeted by the angry yet lewd stares of some pretty rough looking MGs
>Onis, Ogres, Minotaurus, Usho Oni, pretty much every damn mamono you pray you never run into in a dark alley
>Or anywhere
>You sit down at the bar and she orders two shots of whiskey, grabbing the bottle from the werecat bartender
>Cute girl, might ask for her number if it weren't for all the star tattoos on her arms and face
>What is she, a space cadet?
>A light touch brings you back to reality, your companion/kidnapper
>She asks if you enjoyed your little glide through the city
>You give her a sour look, making her laugh again, she says she likes her meat a little bitter
>You tell her to cut the crap, casing more than one patron to look your way
>She throws her paws up in mock surrender and tells you it's all in fun
>You don't appreciate it
>You sit in silence, until she does the one normal thing you can think of since this all began, she gives you her name, Layla, returning your I.D. shortly after
>You shoot the shit for a bit, downing a shot each time one or the other answers a question
>Sixth shot in you're already feeling happy and relaxed, so you press the issue. Why you?
>She says you looked good enough to eat
>You ask if that's it
>That was indeed it she says
>You didn't expect her to say she fell in love at first sight but damn, that was a letdown
>A strong arm wraps itself your your shoulder, a sideways glance letting you lock eye with its Blue Oni owner
>She tells you to leave the little kitty and get with a real MG
>Before you can reply a fist smashes into the one's face, sending her sprawling to the ground
>You expected he fiends to join in, but they seem too shitfaced to care

[Anonymous No.]

>MGK
>Sitting and eating lunch with crybaby Wyvern
>She says she wants to trade her sandwich for my cookies
>Tell her "no"
>She starts crying
>Feel bad for her
>Reach into lunchbag to grab my cookies and give them to her
>Something's off
>I open the bag and look into it
>They're gone, along with my SunnyD and peanutbutter sandwich
>I look around for any possible thief, before noticing Wurm standing/sitting there with crumbs on her face whie she chews something
>I begin walking over to her to chew her out
>She notices and escapes by digging away
>Wyvern's crying, I'm out a lunch, and Ra is beating up Pharaoh for stealing her legos months ago
>God damn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096787
It's time to seek comfort. Let Echnida hug the crying Wyvern while you seek the soft, doting wockies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096787
>Ra
Well, putting aside you're definitely not MGK Guy, since when the hell has Ra been in Kindergarten?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096797
Obvioulsy this man is an imposter and should be sent to "That"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096797
>definitely not
But I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096801
The cooldown corner with the delinquent Yuki-Onna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096801
You mean the screaming shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096678
Are you telling me you don't consider ball-and-chain flails to be maces because there's a chain between the staff and the head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096803
You can't fool me.
MGK Guy never uses greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096804
>>13096805
Well I was more referring to the sound proof room/dungeon/hyperbolic time chamber where Manticore's, Cheshire's, and Hellhound's can all have their way with an Anon for as long as they want. But sure, let's go with yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096812
>never
I wouldn't say never, but it's uncommon.
Anubisfucker/Dragonslut can vouch for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096813
>Hyperbolic time chamber
>that many people
I thought the rules said you could only have two people inside at once, until Toriyama forgot about the rule, of course and had Buu, Piccolo and Gotenks in it all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096819
Exactly. It's just a large, seemingly infinite dark room with no light whatsoever other from the flames from a Hellhound's eyes and the creepy glow of a Cheshire and a Manticore's
You do get night-vision goggles, if you want to see the face of fear.

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny haughty foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096814
Okay fine then.

So like, is this what you meant by trying to actually write stuff for MGK, rather than just the situation setups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096826
>No spats
No buy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096709
Guys. We've got three votes for Philosowurm and 3 and 5 tied for second place. Tiebreaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096829
Naw, I'm getting a feel for things and having a little fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096826
I'd give it an oversized litter of daughterus and take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096833
Truly we must fight to the death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096837
Or I'll just write one update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096835
Well okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096839
No, shut up. We must fight to the death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096709
Dragon and dragon.
alternately, dragon and wurms in space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096842
Can't you just fight to first blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096842
Oh you and your little death matches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096850
That's for pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096848
You can only vote once on the options, and you just made the tie stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096833
Philosowurm, and Rhea and Willis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096824
I volunteer as a tribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096830
You people are obsessed with spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096709
1 and 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096868
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096850
>>13096842
Why not do both?
*unsheathes cudgel*
*descends from the heavens behind you*
"psssh...nothin personnel...blasphemer"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096709
Poll's closed, 3 and 4 won. I've got 14 hours left to write today, and I'm not leaving the house, no sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096783
>Not leaving as soon as you got the I.D.
>Being beta enough to ask why you got picked off by a MG

Yeah, this guy is headed to Rapeville

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096883
Yeah it's pretty pathetic. His only hope now is to help that blue oni off the floor and take her back to his place. Let her get wild and wake up the next morning to a deredere blue businesswoman, cooking the most delicious fucking breakfast ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096881
>3 and 4
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096888
>Not wanting a Manticore that's smitten with you

Though I will admit I prefer the fluffy-tailed Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096894
Hope you daft bastards appreciate this. Poor Junko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096895
>Smitten
>Admits he only looks tasty
>Smitten

The delusion is real. Both bitches are one night stands, but atleast the Oni will be rational and cool as fuck the next morning.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are geeky Cyclopes so cute? I want to see a tsunloli Cyclops with twintails and bully her to big, delicious tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096903
>Implying "Tasty Looking" is not how most MGs would describe a guy they're smitten with.
They've got the treat they love to eat, after all.
"Tasty Looking" is probably the highest compliment an MG could give a guy at first-glance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096923
I want to read her Fujo collection in front of her and laugh at how dumb it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096925
What if it turns out to be erotic fanfiction of you and her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096924
>"Tasty Looking" is probably the highest compliment an MG could give a guy at first-glance.
You must have low standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096926
That's not fujo. It should be about you and the captain of the human's rapeball team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096926
Better yet, scarily accurate doujins of you and her that she admits she drew herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096929
I said "At first glance". As in, before they get to know you, or form any lasting attraction. And thus are simply "Smitten".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096923
I want to bully her by making fun of her taste in music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096934
I would laugh at it and then tell her that it's very flattering. Then I would ask her if she wanted to draw my real body,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096938
>Korn
Let's use our special Corn Powers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096939
Would you then masturbate with the tip of her gigantic braid as she blushed and tried to draw it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096924

>Hard day at school today?

>Yeah gram gram, I wanted to ask a guy out but I got all flustered and stuttered and the other girls laughed at me

>Sweet child, let nana tell you something about your heritage.
>To understand the oldest way of monster thinking, you need to understand that men are food. Why do you think we call them honey or sugar or sweetie? Men are a good meal. They’re a reward for a hard day’s work that soothes the soul. They exist to inspire us. Their handsome lips, toned abs, bulging biceps, muscled butts, and thick hard cocks all are just begging to kissed, tasted, licked, savored and sucked. Do you get what I’m saying? So next time you feel nervous around a cute guy, just remember he’s food and put here to feed a girl like you.

>...
>Thanks gram gram. I'm still not going to rape him.

>YOU ARE NO GRANDCHILD OF MINE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096935
I think "smitten" goes a little deeper than that. What you're describing is "interested". At any rate It's not that great a compliment and any sane man with a spine will go after the girl who shows a genuine honesty in her interest in him, as opposed to the predator toying with her meal. Hell the Oni probably saw how uncomfortable he was with her and tried to pull him away. The decision is clear. Go for the bitch who didn't steal your I.D, rape you, and leave you out in the open, cummed out of your mind and vulnerable.

But then,
>Visiting manticore girlfriend at the hospital
We already know how this ends. I can only hope that the image linked here implies the guy snaps and tears her tail out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096945
I would just stay still until I noticed how distracted she was. Then I would tease her even more before fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096946
This makes me have hope for the current generation.
>>13096947
All Manticores deserve to have their tails ripped off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096947
>Leave the little kitty and get with a real MG
Yeah, because that's a pick-up line that just oozes with integrity and genuine interest...

[Anonymous No.]

Riddle me this: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE ME?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096787
>After school
>Watching TV at Ophy's
>She tells me she's bored and wants to do something else until Courage starts playing later
>She suggests wrestling
>I agree to it like an idiot
>Expect her to lightly grapple and hug me
>She preforms suplexes, powerbombs, and stunners against my frail body
>The only thing that saved my spine was Courage finally airing
>Ophy coils around my bruised body and the two of us start watching
>Too bad we couldn't hear anything over her parents wrestling in the other room

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096952
There is still the option of taking the I.D. and leaving, which any person with half a spine would do.
The only reason the Manticore is harassing him in the first place is because he puts out such a Beta aura, showing a little spine would get him out of that situation very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096955
Because you're a dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096955

Powerbomb the bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096952
It fits the setting perfectly, what's she going to do, tap him on the shoulder and go "Excuse me good sir, is this lady of the night disturbing you?" All the other hardass mgs would laugh and call her a beta pussy. That and I bet she was pretty fuckin' drunk. She is an oni in the pub after all. Its hard being erudite whilst pissed, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096955
Your tits are too big you old hag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096955
Because your soul purpose is to keep people from getting to the top-teir desert waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096958
Eh, I disagree. Sure, he got led along pretty easily, but after getting to the bar, she gave him back his stuff, and started actually talking with him over drinks. I'd say that shows a level of genuine interest on her part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096961
It fits with the setting, sure, I'm just saying it doesn't make her appear any better of an option than the manticore.

My opinion, it makes her seem like a worse one. Which is why I like that the Manticore just punched her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096965
It still doesn't matter to me, if someone shows genuine interest by stealing my personal documents, raping me to a blank mind in the middle of an alley, and then essentially kidnapping me for a day, no way in hell would I care if they suddenly wen't even somewhat dere.

I would leave and never look back in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

Whassup, kittens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096971

This. But that's because you have something called self-respect as well as being able to extrapolate what a future relationship with that kind of person is likely to entail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096973
>Chocolate
>Pink hair
Not my dick, that's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096973
Don't you have a producer to be sucking off in the office?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096965
She's interested in him, surely. If she just wanted another fuck, she'd have raped him as soon as he left home. That doesn't mean that it isn't his aura of bitch which doesn't attract her. She's toying with him, as her predatory and feline nature dictates.

>>13096967
>Raping, kidnapping, thieving, stalking flyingscorpioncat in any way shape or form better than the blue oni.
You're the type of guy who'd stay after receiving his I.D, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096975
>>13096978
>so mean
So mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096978
>implying P-san doesn't prefer a drilljob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096971
>>13096974
Eh, everybody deserves at least two chances to show what kind of person they really are, that's my thought.

First impressions can be misleading, a second chance can go a long way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096956
>She will never grow up to be a famous masked wrestler in the fighting scene
...Actually, that might kinda be a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096987
She did have two chances, first chance she raped him senseless and abandoned him in an alley.
Second chance she blackmailed him into leaving his home with her, simultaneously raping him the entire way to a seedy-ass bar in the middle of downtown.
She had her chances, and she fucked up.
Shit girl/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096987
>Second chance.
Rocks up to HIS home and demands he follow her. Risks both their lives multiple times on the streets. Rapes him AGAIN. forcibly takes him to a shithole pub.

There's your second chance. You're just as if not more beta than MC-kun here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096990
Who says MG's can't be luchadors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096987

>Raping you
>Robbing you
>Leaving you in the street

>THEN showing up at your house to threaten you and rape you again

Please do go on about how the only thing that does your thinking is below your belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096975
I share the sentiment. Chocolate goes best with red hair. Take the Gerudo for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096973
Did idol elf even get anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096990
She'd have an advantage due to her snake body.
Any suplex from her would be painful/fatal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096991
>>13096992
And then he wound up having a decent time doing shots with her. Maybe it'll get worse from here, if the guy continues, but thus far, I'd say you're all just being a tad too vindictive.

6/10, could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097000
The name "Maya Kuromori". And that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097000
Yes, had some schmuck cry for her every thread until he got her. Behold, the fruits of his begging!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097009
I'm a schmuck for getting us OC? Why you gotta bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096995
Nobody. Still...
>There will never be art of Apsara doing capoeira
I'm gonna be adamant about this. But hopefully not annoyingly so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097011
>Apsara doing capoiera
I'm on your side now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097006
>Decent time
>Not there because of fear for life and dick
>Not there because he's a fucking beta sack of shit with no spine

Sure sounds like a jolly good time to me old bean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097011
>Spoiler
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097008
>>13097009
And what, now she's performing on open mic nights for a sandwich while letting some "producer" use her twat to wet his dick in hopes she'll stay relevant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097015

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097010
You're like that kid at Christmas that begs his parents for an expensive toy then forgets about it a week later. That's super deserving of any and all bullying that comes your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097019
She was meant to sing duets with Moth-chan, but then the Power of Rock seduced the Moth to the dark side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097006
You can never bee too vindictive with a cunt who rapes you every time she sees you, steals your identity, threatens your life, kidnaps you and stalks your home waiting for you to come out.

He's not having a decent time, he's just accepting his circumstances like a bitch. That and outside of seedy pubs I bet she's the only woman to have shown interest in him. As indicated by how he felt let down that just looking good enough to eat "was it".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097014
>Sixth shot in you're already feeling happy and relaxed
See, now you're just makin' shit up because you dislike how they got to that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097023
>Implying heavy metal moth-chan doesn't predate that by a good quarter of a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097022
>forgets about it a week later
Not my fault others didn't like it. And I didn't forget about her, I just posted her for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097027
You can't expect me to remember all things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097025
>Sixth shot
>Not understanding the concept of getting drunk
>Not understanding the effects of alcohol on the body
>Not understanding impairment of judgement
You really do try and put blinders on, don't you Beta-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097031
I can expect you not to just make stuff up. If you don't remember don't say anything. That's easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097023
We still don't have art of Moth-chan at a mic singing in front of an audience.
As long as she's not moving her mouth like Haruhi when she sang that song, then whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097024
>Steals your identity
She took his ID. She didn't go full identity-theft. She likely did that just so she could track him down later, which admittedly does prove the point about stalking his home. She also didn't threaten his life. Just threatened him with further rape.

As for "He's not having a decent time", please see a prior statement about "Making shit up".

>>13097033
Even assuming that much was enough to get him that drunk, he still felt comfortable enough to do the Shot Q&A with her in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097036
But I remembered it like that. How am I supposed to know if I remember something wrong?
>>13097037
But Haruhi's song was fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097028
It is your fault that you asked and asked and then when you got her, you just moved on to the next thing. You didn't treasure her. Just like Brawny Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097023
And for all we know moth-chan OD'd on a tourbus, or got maced with a can of mothballs. That's the industry.

>>13097028
Hey, I like her plenty!
I preferred her blonde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097039
>Felt comfortable
Ok, let's just ignore the entire portion where he tried to get away from her when she showed up at his house, and that he's drunk so his judgement is impaired.
>Six shots isn't enough to get someone drunk
You don't know anything about alcohol if you think that. Unless they are drinking some kind of light beer, then no way in hell is he anything short of tipsy after six shots.

Again, the guy is there against his will, and is only there because he doesn't have the balls to walk away. That and plot, but who the fuck cares about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097041
But Brawny Lamia is not SFW, I can't post her. And I also got .less to make Moth-chan in spats, you know.
And braidless Charon. THAT is how evil I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097040
>Haruhi's song was great.
I'm not saying it wasn't. What I am saying though, is that when she sang it, she looked...unflattering.
http://imgur.com/wO2BFu7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097050
All I see is her heart shouting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097039
Reckless driving for the fuck of it is threatening some one's life, anon. She was on a bike too, I'm pretty sure. Do you have any idea how quickly things like that can fuck up? She has wings, she can bail easily. He can't.

>Even assuming that much was enough to get him that drunk, he still felt comfortable enough to do the Shot Q&A

He was scared like a little bitch, dumped into an unfamiliar and intimidating place. And like a little bitch, he subconsciously grew interested in her, as the only woman who would touch him. Again, as indicated by his disappointment when she confirms she was only interested in his body. She wanted him to talk. He talked. He didn't "feel comfortable enough" to talk, it was her talking to him which did it. He's a bitch who doesn't stand up for himself, what makes you think he'd have the balls to straight up ignore her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097047
And what about Gothic Manticore Your love is fickle and your greed runs deep, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097054
There is no Gothic Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097056

Clockcore was kinda. Too bad there's all of one or two images of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097056

Exactly. She was just like the others, nothing but a passing fancy. Only there's no picture for her tombstone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097045
>>13097053
Honestly, I could keep going with you two, going with any number of explanations, but in the end, it's never going to make you like her or the story, or convince you that I'm anything but a beta faggot for liking it, so I'll just leave off here and let other people continue their own discussions in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097062
You know, trying make me feel guilt for convincing .less to draw stuff that's not guro or futa or another Manticore doesn't make much sense.
You're also keeping me from my writing. I've got 300 more words before I'm done with the first update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097063

I'm not even either of them but they're right. The only kind of guy that would hop on her bike is the kind who wants to get used like a cumrag and is a glutton for bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon goes off to college
>Unfortunately, the administration made a huge blunder and there was no dorm available for him
>He was forced to find a place off campus, but with a little bit of noise making he was able to convince the university to pay for most of it
>The place he got was in a newly built apartment building that looked way to fancy for someone like him and he totally didn't pick it just to make the university have to shell out as much money as possible, no sir
>It was quiet though, which he didn't mind
>Mostly families live there, though his neighbor to one side was an older Anubis
>Seems she spent so much time working on her career that she never had time to go hunting for a husband
>She took to him like a fish to water from day one, though it was clearly strictly in the sense of an adult wanting to make sure that a young man had his life together, with no ulterior motives
>At all
>That is, until she asked him over for dinner one evening, and he showed up to find her wearing a lacy bra
>And nothing else
>Anon feared he may have a cougar on his hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097069
>Professional-Oriented Cougar Anubis seducing a clever college boy.
Now, I'm not normally one for older women.
But all the same, hot damn, I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097069
>Anubis cougar
You got caught already, an experienced prowler like her wouldn't let you see her like that if you still had a way to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095149
I did that with a yuki-ona. I may have lost a hand and leg due to frost bite.
Mfw our daughteru told the class that Im a pirate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097067
It's not that you should feel guilty for convincing someone to make OC. It's that you should feel bad for not loving the girls you got as a result.

I don't say it every thread, but I can never thank dating service anon for pairing me with my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097067

All the other lasting ideas. All the writefag stories with no drawings that could have been done. All the better ways that time could have been used. And you're not even grateful for what you have. You keep going back to the free trough until there's nothing left.

I'm mostly just messing with you. But you are seriously a greedy little bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097063
Don't try and strike some kind of high ground now. I've been using logic, reason and common sense to make my arguments. All you have is
>m-muh second chances
>b-but muh third chances
>b-but look! He's doing what she wants s-so uh....
>I JUST WANNA FUGG TAILPUSSY

Look anon, there's nothing wrong with it, but it's clear how you really feel. Thing is, like another anon said, all you're doing is thinking with your dick. And your dick makes dumb fuckin' decisions. A la school days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13095452
An Astronaut Suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097079
But none of my stories have ever gotten any art, and they never will. Can't I have this?
CAN'T I?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097078
>Spoiler
I'm still a bit miffed that of the several times such anons popped up way back when, they never got around to me when I posted.

Which is why I'm extremely happy about MGC Maid Central's diligence with doing those profiles. And extremely happy with the perfect match I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097081
Okay, now that I'm not just gonna let slide.
Comparing me to that piece of shit, harem-grabbing faggot Makoto?

Such an insult cannot stand! I challenge you to fisticuffs sir!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097085
>Dat black body with gold underbelly
>Paired with dat tan
Anon, why do you want my dick to turn into solid carbon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097078
>TFW I got a foreigner Ryu from that
>A foreigner Ara Ara Ryu that likes to sing songs from her homeland
Truly he deserves Eros's hand in marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097093
Because I have done no wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097091
I accept for my fist is the mighty hammer of logos, upon the anvil of ignorance that is your face. And I didn't really compare you to him, I just gave an example of how thinking with your dick is bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097098
Well, I still disagree that I'm just thinking with my dick. I am actually interested in what kind of character may come across, should that guy decide to continue the story.

But he probably won't, because it was slow to begin with, and now three or four guys have been bitching and arguing back and forth about it for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097106
It's what debate club faggots do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097106
It's the night shift, so he might have just gone to bed.
Although who knows, maybe he's a Japanese businessman who uses his lunch break to shitpost on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Alrighty then, first update of my birthday special, new stuff starts at line 103. It doesn't actually go anywhere today.

http://pastebin.com/08WniE5S

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097106
>Well, I still disagree that I'm just thinking with my dick
But anon. That's just what your dick wants you to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097110
oh goody, you picked dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097116
No I didn't. You guys did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097110
>There will never be writefaggotry about Draco Centauros
As it should be, I suppose. Last thing we need is Negawalker-tier fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097110
>Doesn't go anywhere
Indeed so.


>"It's yer pet, ain't it?"
>"Willis is not my pet, Ceil. He is OUR pet. You know the rules!"
>"You say that, but you're keeping him away from us and kissing him like nobody's business"
This is about what I expected to happen...Rather, what I was hoping would. And I like that.
Also is it silly of me to think of her acid-kisses as, from a perspective, "Cleaning" his mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097121
>Negawalker-tier fanfiction.
What's that tier again? I forgot about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097124
>Cleaning
That's mighty clever of you to figure that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097126
Leave it buried anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097107
>>13097109
My point was more I know plenty of authors get scared off of writefagging because they don't want to set off thread autism.

>A Japanese businessman who uses his lunch break to shitpost on 4chan
That'd be hilarious.

>>13097113
That's just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097130
Very well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097131
>That's just silly
Good, you took the blue pill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097128
Is that sarcasm? I can't quite tell this late at night...
Also I just realized that it'd also play into his comparing the 'Taste' of her acid to a biting a lemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ba ba...Cwookie..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097140
I'm not being sarcastic, I'm actually impressed.
But also disappointed in myself. I was trying to be subtle.
>>13097145
No dear, Cee is for Cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097145
>Giving a child that young solid foods
You are a horrible father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097131
Calling the MC a stupid beta is just calling it like it is. Nobody said stop the story. Maybe him being spineless was the intent of it? Characters don't have to be written likeable or smart. It's not all perfect waifu-simulator all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097145
Everytime that picture gets posted I get a warm feeling inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097147
I think you did a good job with the subtlety. I only realized it off the bat because it's what I wanted to see.

The lemon thing I only realized in hindsight, which also shows good use of subtlety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097149
Wurms can eat jawbreakers at that age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097154
Not on my watch they're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097150
Again, I disagree with that call.

But regardless, I'm not saying that anyone was saying to stop the story. I'm simply pointing out that's what often happens because of people bitching and arguing over shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097153
Goodie!
>>13097152
What about when they hit the bottle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097158
Soft and tender meat is much more healthy for them at that age, but they can still eat just about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097158
What about dragon shaped chicken nuggets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097161
That just makes me want a daughteru. You know it's strange. I'm nervous around babies because I always think I'm going to accidentally hurt them like drop them or something, but I don't think I would ever get that feeling with a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097161
It's cute.
>"Baba hugsys!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097162
>>13097163
Soft foods are the only thing she gets, softer meats are only for when she has been especially good that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097109
>Japanese businessman
If that's the case, why is he shitposting on 4chan and not 2ch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097173
Because the gaijin are the enemy and he is a patriot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097169
I'm reminded of one greentext or whatever.

>Father drops infant wurm daughteru
>She bounces off the floor...
>Right out a window
>Hits the ground
>Bounces again
>Is giggling and having the time of her yet-short life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097175
You mean like the hero of /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097171
>you will never feed your wurm daughter the most tender of steaks for her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097179
>Put Wurm in dryer
>Watch her tumble around and giggle
>Waifu comes up with a furious expression
>"No fair! Let me have a turn!"
>She shoves herself in the dryer and turns it on
>Why am I married to her again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097180
Oh that faggot. Didn't he say something about the true knights of /a/ returning or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097182
>Wurm Waifu fitting in a dryer
Either your waifu is one of those really dim Wurms, or you have one fuckhuge washer and dryer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097182
What kind of dryer can even fit a Wurm inside it? Or did she burrow into space-time to make the insides bigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097187
She's got most of her body hanging out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097190
>All the laundry gets tossed around just after it's been folded.
Fukou da...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097187
>>13097188
she fits in the space all the socks go to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097194
>Daughteru watches her mother tumble about
>She puffs up in anger
>Starts pulling my pants leg and staring at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097196
Goddammit, now I'm a widower and a single-parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097198
toss her in the washer

>>13097199
no you just have to go on a quest with your daughteru to find your wife and socks as a side quest

[Anonymous No.]

Can't concentrate on smart Wurm when thread is full of dumb Wurms.
Please correct your behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097199
Don't worry, she'll be back.
Five minutes later. She'll tell you an incredible story about how she lived out 50 years of her life in a magical Kingdom.
She'll then break down in tears, clinging to you, sobbing about how much she missed you.
Healing much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097204
But the sock dimension is the home to the elder gods. And they're not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097206
I like both. Get a handle on it Alp. We shouldn't be distracting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097209
I tell her that the year our dryer was manufactured in wasn't the year she went back to, it's just stamped there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097204
Ryu niece is in the washer.
Will have to let her sit in my lap as I watch TV.

>>13097206
Both a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097213
But I can't not hang out here! I never write if I'm not here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097214
10/10

That's how you write a dumb wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097217
I like you too, man, but you shouldn't let the dumb things we say affect your writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097217
Just think about the wurms in their best field of study! Archeology! They can dig down and find any fossil they want, and identify the strata it came from with but a taste!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097223
But don't you see? I'm saying those dumb things with you. Like here
>>13097214
>>13097199

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097226
>Confusing Archaeology with Paleontology and Geology

I bet a dumb wurm is behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097226
Geology is their best study you mongoloid Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097226
>Wurm goes digging for fossils
>burrows into some oil
How does she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097229
Oh I didn't realize well welcome to the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097233
>"Husbaaaaand~! Heeeelp~!"
>"There's a bunch of gross black stuff down here! We'll never be able to find those dinosaur bones like this--I need a shower!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097206
holy shit someone saved my colour

>>13097210
then grind for levels

[Anonymous No.]

>Wurm daughter in dryer
>Ryu niece in washer
>Dragon niece in oven
>Wyvern step sister spreading her wings and standing in front of a fan
>Jabberwock aunt who's younger than me hides in laundry basket and occasionally pokes her head out
Convoluted family babysitting a sffering

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be childhood friends with a Jinko with a severe stutter
>She will never be picked on by her classmates throughout her primary school years, with only you to cheer her up
>She will never become a functioning mute for years to come
>She will never grow into a well-endowed woman with the physical prowess of an athlete, becoming the envy of many girls, and the desire of your male peers
>She will never turn down many of the boys in your class--a few that even mocked her speech impediment as a kid--only keeping her eye on you
>She will never come to you on Valentine's Day, her muscular body shrinking in your presence as she struggles to give you a box of chocolates
>As she desperately tries to stutter out a "Ha-H-H-Ha...Hap-...Happy..."
>You will never finish the sentence for her, saying, "Happy Valentine's Day to you too."
>Before accepting the chocolates from her
I guess being single for one more year isn't too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097255
But anon, the Tiger is not a valid option!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097258
That is true, only when mice are involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw MGG has made me imagine Satan as the most kissable mischievous flatty imaginable
>mfw I would now sell my soul to marry her in a heartbeat
I don't even feel bad about it anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097253
I want to hug a toasty Dragon. Also.

>Jabberwock in the laundry basket
Clean or dirty laundry? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097258
>Junko
>Not valid
Only when she's been drinking and gets touchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097263
Clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097262
I agree with everything you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097265
In that case, how adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097269
>She's your aunt but is young
>She's in your clothing basket poking her head out every now and then
>Dives back in when you walk near her
Damn right it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13092592
link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097271
Well it's just, if it was your dirty laundry, it'd carry something of a different connotation, now wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097279
Dirty laundry is in front of the washer that's being used by the giggling Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

Were raws for new EMG chapter posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097267
Satan is great. I'd sell my soul for just a kiss.
Somebody probably would just give it away to be tortured for eternity by a cute loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097286
A few days ago. Check the /a/ archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097286
Yes. Glorious hot springs antics, with a nice epilogue of a future where dudes can freely date MGs.

At hot springs.

It was wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097258
a cat is allways fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097292
It was pretty good. The Yuki-onna was pretty cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097320
Waaaarm~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097320
would you an undead kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097323
Someone is gonna get cuddled
>>13097324
I would a wight kitsune, not a zombie or skeleton one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097329
>I would a wight kitsune, not a zombie or skeleton one though.
I agree with you on that imagine a skeleton with nine spines coming out of its pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097329
>not wanting to turn a zombie kitsune to a wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097331
>fluffy tails without the fluffy
Heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097324
How does a fox even end up like that in the first place? Even in MGE they tend to turn into possessing ghosts. Is this lich tomfoolery?

...or by undead do you mean those ghosts? In which case, yes. I'd totally a kitsune waifu that kept overwriting the personalities of lesser girls to sustain her existence. And I just realized another part of Dakini's appeal

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon. Butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097324
Yes, gladly. I'd warm her up with love and cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097339
Oni butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097339
Shimapan on a Dragon girl. Are you trying to turn me on, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097337
Those ghost things aren't dead kitsune. They're basically the manifestation of the horniness of a kitsune.

Imagine not getting laid for so long that your lust actually comes alive, possesses a person and rapes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097339
Anubutts.

I'd like to rub my cheeks against either kind of cheeks really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097344
Well, I've almost achieved wizard status so I'll probably gain that power soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097337
Imagine a Kitsune who not only fell in love with you, but with your family line, transferring into different women to marry into your family.

The next 10 generations come from the same fox spirit sexing her and your descendants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097348
infinite dicking of the sonoru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097348
>>13097349
I remember a doujin recently with a concept like that. But with a succubus.

Shame about the implication that the reason she kept doing this was because her nature would kill off one husbando, thus leading the next to grow into his place...and so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097357
Your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097347
Congratulations anon, when you do, please use your magic powers to take us to MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097358
that's scary. I need an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097358
was meant for >>13097339 but i fucked it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097363
>tfw someone went to MGC and made Ugly Americans when they came back.

[Anonymous No.]

big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097364
She IS an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097364
She is an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097367
Oh god it all fucking makes sense now

i need to re watch it all with that frame of mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097368
The desert is holy ground, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097369
>>13097370
Superkamiguru please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097372
I want to write a story based on Grimes Pharaoh mom.

>He gets easily distracted. You've got to really work your tongue to keep his attention. Here. Watch me.
>You were always a dull boy, that's why I taught you to st-stutter so you wouldn't speak up and let people know how dim you were

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097374
It is where Set and Sekhmet fight for an eternity, unable to rest until one surpasses the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097377
nail
Nail
NAILLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097391
And woe be the men they rape as competition.
>>13097399
WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097402
i saw a harpy outside, it was pretty... kick its ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097402

GATHER THE DRAGON BALLS AND WISH FOR HISTORY OF TRUNKS TO BE RELEASED ALREEEAAAADY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097391
>A desert littered with the many swords Set and Sekhmet used to destroy each other
>All impaling the ground, making the entire wasteland look like Unlimited Blade Works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097409
This is getting romantic. Not the lovey-dovey kind of romantic, the actual kind of romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

The second part of my birthday special. A religious nutjob is kicked out of Philosowurm's temple. Starting at line 209

http://pastebin.com/68AtQzeB

[Anonymous No.]

Wyverns are for ________

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097463
Crying.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be embrace the gender inversion of MGC to the fullest. I want sour old monmusu to say "Dressed like that he was asking for it." I want MGs to buy me drinks and gifts to try to get into my pants. I want to camwhore on monster forums with "no boys on the internet" and "dick or GTFO" spammed at me. Why must life be so dull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097463
Soaring as high as they dare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097466

You know anon, it's a lot shorter to just say you want to be a slut and a manwhore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097428
Wow. Playdough went maximum religious nutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097472
He's what I imagine the ancestors of the paladin order were like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097463
farming souls of flight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097483
>>13097467
>>13097464
none of those words have enough letters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097472
>maximum
You've never me a religious nutter then.
>>13097488
Fine. Dragooning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097488
Bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097472
Yeah he's nuttier than Jif.

>>13097475
You would think he's more of an angry Buddhist until you get to his parting words and then you realize he's just a hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097493
you got it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097498
Then after that crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097492
>Dragooning
Fuck me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097501
what would you do if you made a wyvern cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097497
>an angry Buddhist
Wouldn't Buddha's teachings make that a little... odd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097507
A: Lick her tears
B: Console her
C: Use her tears as lube to rail her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097507
Hmmm. Lubrication?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097510
correct again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097497
Who's Jif?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097517
Jif is a brand off peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097508
>"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097521
I see. But just so you know, compared to the real life religious people I know, he wasn't nutty. Or even extreme in his views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097527
I grew up a Mormon. I know how crazy some religious people can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097530
At least you weren't raised by assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097531
No, he was raised by pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097531
Oh no they were assholes they were just righteous about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097536
>Mormon
>assholes
Does not compute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097538
What about that guy from the last US presidential election that was a Mormon, he was an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097544
In what way was he an asshole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097538
My extended family are still Mormons. About a month ago one of my cousins got married. My mom was specifically not allowed to go because my aunt doesn't like my mom because she converted to Catholicism six years ago. She told everyone she was coming anyways just to piss everyone off and then didn't show up. I just wasn't invited. They're pretty mean to each other. I just stay out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097538
I had a friend from Logan and being not-Mormon in that place got you discriminated against plenty. Same thing for my uncle when he tried to start a dental practice in Salt Lake in the 80's. But that's pretty typical anywhere really. You get treated different if you're different from the local norms.

People are people everywhere and that means there are assholes everywhere.

And local traditions are always different
>the stories about the girls who wouldn't touch tea but had no problem with lifting their skirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097545
>republican

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097549
/pol/ shut your trap already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097549
You should have just said politician and caught all of them in the net. The biggest assholes are usually the ones currently in charge anyway. That won't be republicans until the next election cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097547
Every Mormon I know is overly kind and just a great human being.
Must be different with the area, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097555
>every Mormon I know is a giant phony faker
FTFY. Now we change the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097555
That's probably because they're on their mission or wanted to get out of all the politics in Utah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097558
The subject is now why fluff is the best monstergirl attribute. Fluffy manes, fluffy paws, fluffy tails. Cats, dogs, mice, dragons and all their fluffy cousins are up for discussion.
No wurms allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097578
i chopped her tail off for a dagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097578
>fluffy ice dragon giving you chilly blowjobs
nIce desu ne~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097582
500 bleed not worth it, you horrible monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097582
>going into a cute bullied girl's treehouse to kill her
You're an absolute monster. You should comfort cute bullied girls, not bully them further!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097578
>anything being more important than cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097593
worth having ever wep in the game though
>>13097596
cute bullied girls tree house full of asshole abominations and poison

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097600
Fluff is conducive to cuddling. They're like peanut butter and banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097602
>would harm an innocent girl minding her own business for an achievement
Some honors aren't worth getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097610
harm her and all her little abomination friends my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097110
I'm yet to realize what's the order of your stories with Willis (haven't finished the others yet), but this is nice to keep an eye at. Pros for a Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097623
>the order
Everything after Valley of the Dragonette is just him telling the story to his daughteru. This new one picks up right where Willis the Peon stopped, they're just written differently because Alp is a hack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097578
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kesaran_Pasaran

The oft-forgotten happy spore. Small white balls of fluff that don't have a humanoid body until fully matured, and can be inhaled as a mood improvement drug. Whether this actually kills the babby form is ambiguous.
Would you waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097743
I don't know how you're supposed to waifu what is essentially an onahole tossed into a handful of coke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097756
>that look on her face
Horny strumpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097756
An onahole fairy would be my dream waifu. I'd make her ahegao like the whore she is every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097756
As an insufferable boobman i'd only take her if she has dem boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097776
>boobman
>not an assman
You are not living your life correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097795
But i've been like this for as long as i can remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097797
Then you are a hopeless fool. The Chairman from Kangoku Gakuen looks upon you with pity and disapproval.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097795
>Not knowing that a sweet rack comes with a glorious ass for free, but not always the other way around

And that is why I will always take two guaranteed nice things over one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097804
>sweet rack comes with a glorious ass
Not in 2D it doesn't. Japs usually just draw big boobs and a flat ass. Fine rumps are a rare thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096477

She's dead, Jab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096703
This character is adorable and hilarious. I maintain that she probably self-inserts as Nyaruko.

How long until she pesters him about meeting his parents? That would have to be a surreal video message to receive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097739
Thanks.

>>13096477
Was wavin' that thing in the wrong neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it time to bully elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097836
Break out the popcorn.
>>13097838
You're welcome. But how come you're reading multiple parts of the same story without finishing any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097838

>Mantis
>Smiling devilishly
>Smiling at all

Time to die, I guess.

>>13097840

>[ ] Rape
>[ ] Bully
>[ ] Summon Orc
>[x] Tickle vunerable tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097838
>grinning mantis
Jesus christ how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097840
Let's see you try it, boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097847
What's the feather duster for, knife-ear?
A loli kikimora could clean better than you, and that dress is just going to get ripped the minute someone decides to use you as a cumdump

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097852
>trying to bully a courtesan by telling her she's not a good maid
Wow. So scathing.
>Elf prostitute uses annoying tickle on Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097842
I've read this one first time he posted it back in the other thread as it was short, but started reading The Valley of the Dragonette only today. Now the proper order makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097855
>elf courtesan
A whore's a whore no matter what you call it, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097842
Five years later, a long, dark shadow appears in the skies over earth. Bioluminescence flickers across the side, and shapes begin to take form

>HI GRANDMA! HI GRANDPA!
>LOVE YOUUUUU~! <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097861
>starting with the most boring one
I'm surprised you bothered with the rest.
>>13097863
But courtesans are more expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097863
It all about who she fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097865
This is going to happen, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097838
Just goes to show that Manticores are the victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097866
>>13097868
They're more expensive
and I bet the tanuki that's renting you out isn't giving you more than a handful of peanuts in comparison to what she makes off your lovehole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097869
>MOM'S PARKED ON THE EDGE OF THE OORT CLOUD BUT SAID I COULD GO AHEAD IF I WAS GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097877
>Tanuki
Bitches can't be pimps, yo, you kno' what I'm sayin'?
>>13097883
>Mom and Dad are going at it like rabbits while this is happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097847
I've seen wooden chests with more curves than you, flatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097840
Too forced

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097891
Flat bodies are a sign of class. Shows what you know.
>Elf uses ojou-laugh on Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097895
So does that make you a male? Because that's a "first class" body if we're using that measuring stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097901
Such a childish remark is only further proof of your base character.
>Elf uses wahaha desu wa on Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097905
I'd rather be base than a washboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097907
>trying the same insult after it has failed twice
Third times the charm. By which I mean you are charmingly dorky.
>Elf lights up a pipe and blows smoke in Anon's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097912
>smoking
fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097743
Only if she would have me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097915
Man, what a lame-o!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097926
>lamia courtesan
Now THIS I can work with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097932
But she's smoking, ain't she? She's too much of a badbutt for a kid like you. Go pay an Anubis to play with your legos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097932
You couldn't afford it, honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097933
She's smoking hot, that's for sure. Have fun playing with your feather duster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097933
C-can I have an anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097952
Maaybe. You want her to play with your Legos or do you want to watch while she plays with her own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097960
Whatever she wants, I'm paying either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097961
What she wants do to is play with her Legos while you sit in the corner with a blindfold because it's embarrassing if someone is watching. You wouldn't pay for that, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097895
Flat?!

This cannot stand!

Come with me elf, if you cannot get the chest meat you want through genetics then follow me to the gym.

We will give you all the muscle you need to make up for your empty cups.

[Anonymous No.]

You'd kill for your waifu right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097940
Holy shit, now that's what I call premium cloaca! Too bad I can't afford it, I guess the Cyclops streetwalker is where I belong...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097995

If she asks me to kill someone else because she feels like it, no.

If she's being threatened by someone else, ANON SMASH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097996
> cyclops streetwalker
Is there any lower form of life?

[Anonymous No.]

>Eros, Hathor and Amaterasu hear these other humans who don't produce spirit energy
>They feel that showing these humans is their true mission.
>...
>Average earth human male walking down the street.
>Suddenly an Apsara wearing shades with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg playing drives up near him and motions for him to get in the car

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098023
>MG prostitutes
west
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098023
>>13098038
Things I've never noticed on this picture before
> that cat
> that ohgodIdon'tknowwhat in the bottom right
> blueberry succubutt is a Zionist spy
I bet the tanukis did this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098015
But Anon, if you can't even please her blood lust, how can you please her in the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098045

I'd kill to protect, not to entertain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098043
Oy vey, the goyim know!
Shut it down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097995
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097996

>Then Anon heard a "Ufufu" as well as something coiling around his leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098055

I like it how her lengthy hair is pretty to look at, yet somewhat ominous because there's so much of it in view that it looks like the Kejourou is widening her silhouette in an intimidating manner, kinda like how animals puff their fur/feathers/wings/whatever to look bigger and more threatening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098060
I wish to see more monmusu dominance displays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098062

>Kejourou trying to look tough
>Widens her hair figure like a peacock does to its tail feathers, raising her arms in the air in a threatening manner like pic related
>Ultimately fails because she's trying so hard she ends up looking eve cuter
>Blushes profusely and hides her face with her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098055
I want her hair to form an onahole and a sound and sandwich me as they piston in and out in opposite rhythm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098075
No. No you don't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>A jorougumo and kejourou find a man at the same time
>They think of how to settle on who gets to "have fun" with him
>They then play rock paper scissors
>The man trying to get away while all this is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098115

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098115
Yup. Time to try to inject some life into this place. Which monster girl would be the best at abducting someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098115
> "You got sumfink to say about deds, boyo?"
> "Maybe I gotta teach you a lesson or two~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098119
Dragons, they were made for kidnapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098119
Holstaur. Because you'd never expect it from one of them and they could easily lure you in with sweets and milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098115

Nightwatch here. Still on lookout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098043
Why is she carrying a cheese grater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098124
>White van
>"Milk and cookies inside"
She'd been doing it for over 20 years, and nobody ever suspected her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098122
You know I was thinking that because they got flying capabilities and superhuman strength.

>>13098124
The psychological factor could be a boon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097995
No.
That'd be giving into violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098062
>tfw this girl will get bullied in school because she eats ants

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098134
Aren't the kids who eat bugs like top-tier in the social hierarchy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098135
I don't know. ARE they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098135
Not really. Around here they're pants shitting retard tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098135
Until like 4th or 5th grade yeah, then everybody realizes how weird they are and start making fun of them and they become an outcast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098128
I can't help it, she comes by a few times every week and the cookies smell so good and they're just so fresh and perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098146

Now you say it was the cookies but really what got you was her german accent wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098170
Well of course that was a factor, it sounds so nice and I love German chocolate so its not my fault if I get in the van.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098176
You're gonna get cuddle like the slut you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098170
Girls who should have German accents:
>Holstaurus
>Wurm
>Wight
>Valkyrie
>Living Doll
>Doppelganger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098181

No Wights should have french accents and call you "mon cheri~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098181
A Wight with a German accent would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098178
Oh the horror, it happens almost daily now but I keep getting in knowing full well what's about to happen. She has successfully captured me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098184
...Good point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098181

I think Wights and Doppels should have french accent personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098184
Thank you for pointing out something I said like a week go, captain obvious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098181
Is there any language more frightening than German?

It's like your shouting at someone all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098189
But the Doppelganger legend is a German one. It fits better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098193
Russian.
They don't need to shout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098192

I just like the idea is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098184
>>13098185
>>13098189
What if wights are descendant from one family that lived in Alsace-Lorraine and some of them supported the French and the others supported the Germans and the family split?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098198
>Jinko tries to speak russian and woo a guy.

>Scares the ever loving piss out of him.

>Proceeds to drink in depression.

>Heavily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098199
I do too.
It's fitting and oh so erotic for her to whisper lewd words in her French accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098201
Sounds like a good compromise and classy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098205
>Meanwhile, she watches a man walk by with a Chinese Jinko
>She proceeds to order the strongest liquor at the bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098181
Always thought that the Holstaur would sound better with a Southern drawl, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098198

BLYAT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FOREST

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098216
Alternatively:
>Oi...
>You seem lost, young little one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098212
That would certainly bring out her farm girl charm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098181
>No Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098230
>filename
Gave me ice cream. Yay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098230
Held you down and poked you with his red hot cattle branding iron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098211
The life of a jinko is a hard one.

Just make sure she doesn't drink too much too often.

That's how she winds up with a beer belly and now its even harder to get a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098241
But anon, that's...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098230
Gave her head pats for being such a brave girl?

It's what any fine father would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098238
He bought her pizza and a milkshake from her favorite pizza place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098253
Now I want to get my ear pierced!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098245
Tradition and sign of maturity as all the women in her family carry the same mark as proof of their lineage as the best cows on the continent for hundreds of years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098230

He did what, kid? Be better not have done what I'm thinking he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13096703
>Nuclear sandworm
science has gone too far

Also
>bio-luminescent freckles
nigga, that's adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098268
Alright, if you put it that way, it doesn't sound nearly as fucked up as it first came off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098275
I'm sure the cattle iron is enchanted to alleviate the pain to a dull soreness that last a few days and is in of itself a sacred treasure of the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098269
Bought her ice cream anon.

What else do you think he did.

She's not going to be a milk cow.

Yet, he needs to do the deed first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097291
>>13097292
Thanks. Guess there'll be a huge amount of NTR doujins after that small joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098307
NTRing Darling would be pretty disgusting. He's such a likeable guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098317
Wouldn't be NTR if they're not even in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098326
Wouldn't be hard to do. All you need is a clever time skip and an affirmation of marriage. Doujins can be creative about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098334
>creative
NTR doujins never are, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098334
Don't even need to do that.
You can just make them go BAAAW Darling won't give me the dick. Guess this guy will.

Cue faceless old men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098339
Eh, fair point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098339
I've seen a few that manage to be more creative. Like, 3/20, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

What updates are we all looking forward to right now?

I need more Lanternon's Paladin story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098355
I'm waiting patiently for the Yetinburg finale. The last one left off on a cliffhanger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098355
I look forward to updates on Alp, Average and PRW's stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098355
I want to see more Alex and Eris and paladin mike

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098355
Rusalka and Kitsoviet's updates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098373
Paladin Mike is a good one. I like the humor in it. Weird but not straight up wacky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098355
I like to think this is a thinly veiled attempt by a writefag to see if anyone cares about what they're writing.

And it makes me sad to know that none of the responses will be what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098364
>Senpai noticed me.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098379
Eh...I'm comfortable in the level of being one of the lesser knowns. At least my name won't cause shitstorms.

Live well, live hidden, etc,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098181
>have wight waifu of German descent
>she likes to role play on special occasions
>her favorite includes 'time traveler Anon' who goes back in time to seduce lonely wights throughout history
>it gets a bit awkward when you family walks in on you being 'interrogated' by her in a SS uniform

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098388
Because I am a hollow, broken person living the saddest kind of existence possible, I derive what meaning I can from life in writing monstergirl porn.

As long as a few people look forward to what I can create, I guess that's enough to keep me going a little bit longer.

/blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098355
Yetinburg, Mob goes wild, PRW's stuff, Moose's Saga now that he's showing signs of life again after his break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098355
Average, maybe something new of Alps.

Average has to be my favorite writefag.
Alp stop being butthurt over people not liking your stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098388
I'm not exactly lesser known, but I'm certainly not too high up enough to cause shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098212
>you will never fall in love with a southern belle holstaurus
>she will never introduce you to her cousin who's staying the summer from
Germany
>you will never have the greatest summer of your life with two bombshells with accents

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098400
Cheer up, emo kid. I know just the thing for you...
>>13098404
I thought people did like Alp's shit but he didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098355
There's a story, that I don't think has been posted here but I'm 90% sure the author comes here, about a guy who works at a dinner with a Holstaur that I'm waiting on an update for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098400
>tfw the majority of us are people who seek the approval of strangers on the internet by writing/drawing lewd girls doing lewd things
Suddenly, my problems just seemed a lot smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

Now this is my idea of an Oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098410
>Oh allo! Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098412
He got a bit sad that some anon didn't like his story for reasons unknown

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098373
Oh yeah, Paladin Mike was fun too.

>>13098382
I am nobody's senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098425
That less about him not liking it and more about him saying there was nothing I could do to fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098424
I'd lay in her pastures.

If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098433
It's really easy to bully you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098424
What knockers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098445
It's not bullying if he gets off from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098424
Wake up in bed to see her staring at your morning wood.
>"Guten morgen mein leibe! I see some part is avake on you yah?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098449
So we've never, ever bullied cyclopses?

That's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098388
>Live well, live hidden
Agreed.

Then again, I mostly do colouring/editing, so I doubt I could make people angry in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098445
But why you gotta do it?
>>13098449
That's just not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098424
If I hit it from the back would she moo in English or German?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098457
Now you know the truth, and the Cyclops society will hunt you down and kill you before you expose it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098410
>>13098424
>>13098453
>Double Holstaur Paizuri
And heaven has been reached by a mortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098469
How do you moo in different languages? Cow noises are the same everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098469
They are not that different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098471
It's not technically heaven until the mother gets in the action too

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be bullied by a tough Lamia that's a loner and smokes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098480
>Triple Holst Paizuri

You maniac. It's so silly it might just work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098480
>the German one is a cousin
>auntie shows up too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098453
>Be german
>Read this
>Imagine it
>Not even mad.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098483
>>13098485
We must go deeper.
>The mother of the cousin, aunt, and the mother of the girlfriend get in it too
Quadruple Holstaur Action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098481
Does she like cute things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098481
I bet you want her to steal your wallet and only give it back to you if you meet her behind the shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098490
An outrageous oppai overload

What can men do against such reckless softness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098497
Play them like bongos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098491
>Bully Lamia bullies Anon because she thinks he's cute and even cuter when bullied, but doesn't want to admit it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098497
Fondle as much as he can, man was cursed with only two hands to fondle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098490

>By the time it's all said and done Anon is utterly exhausted
>Shortly after he's drinking the milk from one of them while the rest give him massages and generally fawn on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098379

Not really, its more of a thinly veiled "Goddamn it, Lanternon, update when?" post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098512
Bones of steel within the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098499
>Other girls see her bullying him and want a piece
>She beats them all up and tells them that only she can see anon's bullied face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098510
One hand for two pairs, a mouth for the third, the dick works, and is worked, by the fourth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098520
Exactly, that's why harem's shouldn't go past four. Because you only have two hands to finger-fuck, a mouth to eat out, and a dick to creampie. After that it starts to get too crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13097995
Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by crafting a speargun with mahogany plywood, heading to Norway to hunt North Atlantic Minke whales for their oils to sell traditional oil fueled lamps, then trading your speargun to a Sanhuagin who's been having a difficult time fishing, both to make her life easier and so I can add her harpoon to my shelf of monster girl collectibles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098517
I forgot to mention that as he falls asleep that they sleep lullabies in german

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098528
That's a damn good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098533
>they sleep lullabies
I don't know how that would work but I want to see it happen. Yes I do know what you were trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

You're feeding your Holsts roper food, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098545

Multi-tasking while posting is probably not the best idea.

maybe sleep lullabies is what happens when a Nightmare sings you a lullaby in your dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098557
Why would I feed her Roper food? She's not a Roper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098557
>roper
Proper*.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098557
>>13098564
Proper yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098557
Would milk everyday/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098570
>everyday/10
You need to milk a cow twice a day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098580
Yes, but mentioning how many times I do something that I would do everyday regardless seemed redundant to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098481
>walking to school one day
>get tripped by something
>look behind you to see your legs wrapped up by a tail
>it's that lamia your mother always warned you about
>the one who smokes, throws parties at her (parents) place, gets into fights and wears the most ridiculously sexy clothes
>she then tells you to; "stop being a pussy and take it like a man"
>she then takes you back to her house
>throws you on her bed
>takes off her shirt, exposing all of her piercings for you
>starts fumbling with your belt
>starts to stutter as she tries to be dominant
>finally gain the courage to ask if she's a virgin
>she painfully tells you that others don't want to be near her because she scares others
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098591
Tap dat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098591
Bully her, like I should've done from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098591
Kiss her full on the lips, push her over, finger her a bit, then tap dat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098355
Kitsoviet, PRW off the top of my head.

Also waiting for continuation of
http://pastebin.com/bRFCEJiS

Really like stuff about cultural exchange, stuff from the perspective of the MG, and something doing both is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098591
I think she needs some confidence boosting. I cuddle her and help reassure her about what a wonderful person she is. All while gently give her advice on what to do, such as wrap my lower body with her tail, pin my arms to the bed her with claws, and kiss me forcefully, to establish I'm her's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098591
>piercings
Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Is it considered bullying to only ever cum in your waifu's mouth or ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098621
Look at this being, look at it and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098628
B-but anon! Mama said only pagan whores have pierced ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098630
That's exactly what a monster girl is, a pagan whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098591
>lamia mom comes home
>brings her gang too
>they all have their way with you
>in the end you're left naked on your front porch repeating Tunnel Snakes rule

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098621
Nipple rings are extremely sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098193
Yes, the language of the country which is called Land der Dichter und Denker, (country of Poets and thinkers) is always loud and angry. That totally isn't a bad joke that retards have picked up on like a three days dead horse and continued to kick it until there wasn't even bones left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098630
But Anon, I wasn't talking about her ears being pierced

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098639
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098634
>Tunnel Snakes rule!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098639
Why is that? I've always thought they were garish and gaudy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098634
>Losing to the Tunnels Snakes
What a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098647
Was licking her piercings part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098642
Relax, Anon. Anybody who has ever listened to a German girl talk for an extended time knows what a wonderful language it is.
Even is she's my aunt. Fuck you, she's hot, it isn't weird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098656
>implying The Lone Wanderer wasn't one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098663
>Implying anyone who joins them isn't automatically shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098672
Oh, Amanda, it's you. Fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098661
It's okay anon, we all have that one hot/cute relative we want to bang. It's cool. my aunt's from Brazil dawg she has one of the fattest asses I've ever seen. Coupled with the accent; I can't be in the same room as her without getting half chub

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098654
I feel that way about tattoos but I love piercings. Anything except eyebrow and labia piercings. Ear piercings don't do anything for me but I don't dislike them either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098656
Call me a loser I don't give a fuck, I've got lamia pussy for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098690
But Anon, lamia a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098690
>cloaca
>pussy
You know she poops from the same hole, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098676
No, I don't want to fuck her, I'm not a pervert!
I just want to lay my head on her comfy thighs or obscene bosom and relax as she whispers soothing German things to me.
Maybe kiss a little bit.
Just the tip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098698
> "Hey anon, wanna blowjob?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098708
Anon, I want to fuck my aunt and I'm not ashamed of it. My aunt is hotter than my sister. There. I admitted to it, now you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098703
And?

You say that like you wouldn't buttfuck the hell out of an Anubis or other Wolf derivative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098713
No, get out of my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098713
Not from someone with such a short and fat tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098703
Other Lamias maybe. But that doesn't apply to every setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098718
Not him, but not everyone is into anal.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to own a farm full of Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098720
>Saying no to that
>Even when she has heart pupils
Impossible. This man isn't human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098731
Remember to get a waifu advertiser agent to get them husbandos. Or sign them up for holstlife.com. You want the best milk, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098734
You're right, I'm more than that.

[PantyQuest No.]

Nap time.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/zUMTUwSS

New page: http://pastebin.com/qnNpq7Rk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098744
If you listen closely, you can hear Nyanon's mousegirl senses tingling

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>>13098730
Not him but I'd love to have seated hugging face-to-face anal with a Dragon's cloaca. It's the perfect combination of anal and vanilla. Slowly working your way into her sensitive rectum as she hugs your head, breathing labored bursts of hot air down your back, making you shiver as you inch ever-so-slowly deeper and deeper into her...

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>>13098744
You missed out a golden opportunity to use the word "narcolepsy", but other than that, another good one. Keep it up PQanon, I always like reading these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13098755
Dragon-slut, is that you?

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>>13098755
>Dragon's cloaca
They don't have cloacae. They have perfectly good asses to poop from.

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>>13098727
Breast smothering is something that needs to happen more often.

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>>13098744
I bet you can steal their panties right off them.

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>>13098744
Vunderbar! And only two days after my birthday.

>>13098751
Oh something is tingling alright.

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>>13098744
>At the sight of a sleeping Dormouse, you and other members may get an urge to gang-rape her in her sleep.
No
Just no.

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>>13098755
>Dragon's cloaca
Non-existent.

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>>13098771
Sure, but the closer you get, the stronger the urge you get to go sleep-rape crazy.

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>>13098774

Happy birthday, mang.

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>>13098774
Happy late birthday you glorious son of a gun

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>>13098765
DragonslutAnubis fucker isn't here.

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>>13098736
>Or sign them up for holstlife.com.
W-what will these strange Internet men do to my herd?

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>>13098708
Anon it's okay I personally wouldn't mind a family harem consisting of my mom, my two sisters my Brazilian aunt and her two daughters

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>>13098780
>>13098782
>telling someone who had their birthday two days ago Happy birthday
>I don't get anything when my birthday is today
>and I even wrote 2 updates for everyone
The bullying is real. Must have comfy Dragon.

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>>13098780
>>13098782
Thanks. Gotta get to work, more writing to do this evening. People are looking forward to my stuff.

>>13098794
Happy birthday!

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>>13098765
>dragonslut
Nope.

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>>13098794
Git gud. Also
>implying bullying isn't your birthday present.

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>>13098765
I'm a Dragonslut! I don't care too much for Anubi though.

But I'd gladly spread my legs for a Dragon Girl!

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>>13098794

How was I supposed to know your birthday was today, you fucking good person?

Happy birthday to you too, you goddamn based writefag. I hope you get a nice dragon lady in your life.

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>>13098796
Finally! Thank you!
>>13098800
Laziest present ever, I get that anyway.

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>>13098794
It's okay Alp. My birthday is in a week. Literally no one will care. I might go shoot pool and get drunk but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

There are a lot of February birthdays around here.

tfw the only people who care about your birthday are from the internet.

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>>13098811
>Presenting her hand for you to hold it.

Oh gosh...

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>>13098811
>"Ara ara, you wouldn't mind dancing with some old hag like me would you?"

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>>13098809
>How was I supposed to know
I made a big deal out of it.>>13096709

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>>13098794
Daijobu, alpie. You can't win them all
You thought I would spoiler saying happy birthday? TOO BAD!
Happy Birthday

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>>13098731
>Holstaur milk is best when fresh-squeezed! The holstaur dairy cow association is currently offering personal tours! You're very welcome to bring a holstaur home with you as well!

>Hello! ♪ The Holstaur Milk Association is having a huge recruiting drive for husbands to work on farms, make us feel good, and rub our breasts a lot! ♪ All of us holstaurs waiting for husbands are dying to have our breasts touched by our future husbands and our hearts ache unbearably. ♥

Holstaurus don't have much trouble getting a husband do they?

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>>13098722
Yeah, snake bitches need to be LOOOONG

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>>13098831
There is this grumpy guy who hates milk and thinks we need to come up with something new.

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>>13098824

...Oh.

Well, I didn't see that. It's still your fault. Just kidding.

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>>13098831
They are incredibly bland. I'd rather not.

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>Holstaurus don't have much trouble getting a husband do they?
Being a slug girl is the definition of suffering
>too ugly to marry
>too slow to rape
>uncomfortable, cold mucus
Best they can hope for is sloppy seconds after a stronger, more able monster rapes a guy.

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>>13098831
>Working on a Holstaurus farm.

Pasta:
>It's your first day working on a Monster Girl Farm.
>You've been looking forward to this.
>At sunrise, to the Cockatrice Girls call, your wake and your boss takes you to the Holstaurus shed.
>"I think you can figure out what to do, see you girls."
>"Bye Mr. Farmer!~" They call out in unison as he leaves and shuts the door behind him.
>"So, you're the new farmhand, huh kid?"
>You look back to the Holstaurus, instead of being bright-eyed and cheerful they're standing about like delinquents, one's even smoking a cigarette.
>"You deaf or something farmboy?"
>You're caught off-guard by the sudden change.
>"I, uh, yeah, I'm supposed to milk you I g-guess."
>You hold out a bucket.
>One of the Holstaurus walks over and slaps the bucket out of your hands and leans in close.
>"We do milking a bit differently around here, farmboy."
>They circle you and a Holstaurus pulls your pants down from behind.
>[Pleasured moans]

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>>13098831
>The Holstaur Milk Association is having a huge recruiting drive for husbands to work on farms
If they need to have a huge recruiting drive, then yes, apparently they DO have trouble getting a husband

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>>13098857
The one from MGQ was cute though.

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>>13098857
>sloppy seconds
More like watery, uh... Dry discharges?

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>>13098860
Good times

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>>13098857
>French cuisine? I don't get it, what's so funny about that?

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>>13098857
>Everyone avoids you like the Matango plague
>Get berated at for leaving a trail of slime which is basically an oil slick
>Presence makes everyone uncomfortable
Fuck, I can't even say any more. I'm feeling really bad for them

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>>13098857
Definition of suffering, you say?

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>>13098865
That's more for helping the milk production along.

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>>13098879
Why do people like Slimes but not snails and slugs?

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>>13098888
Because they do not have an animals body below their hips

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>>13098888
Something something whole body is an onahole

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>>13098888

Versatility

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>>13098831

>You'll never be an employed helper of a farmer who has a little too much stuff to handle
>You'll never take advantage of your youth and do the heavy lifting around the place rather than take care of the cockatrice girls and holstauri in the farm
>You'll never come to the farm on your days off just to sit down by a tree in the vast grassy field by yourself and just enjoy the scenery, watching the Holstauri from afar as they go on about their daily routines, eating pasture, hitting on other farm helpers

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm off to bed. Good night everyone. Try to scrounge up some sticks for firewood so Junko doesn't freeze.

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>>13098923

Got it, I'm taking over your shift. Later.

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Why are gloomy girls so good?

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>>13098923
Junko has fur, she'll be fine

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>>13098923
Alp pls
Junko wouldn't freeze. She's warmed up by vodka every night.

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>>13098888
Possible hermaphrodite.
>>13098923
That moment when you see her real face as she's mid-coitus.

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>>13098923
Oh baby something's turning to stone all right.

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>>13098941
I want to stay up all night watching scary movies with a monstergirl in our underwear.

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>>13098995
That sounds pretty pleasant.

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>>13099000
We even won't do anything lewd. Just cuddling each other.

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>>13099077
Would you hug her tightly when she gets scared?

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>>13099094
No I would sneakily put my mouth to her ear and shout BOO.

She would jump off the sofa in fright and call me meeeaan...

Silly zombies when will they learn?

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>>13099094
Like I would date a dork that gets scared that easily. But yes

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>>13099094
I'd hug her tightly when I get scared.

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>>13097411

>Set and Iskander fighting
>IONIAN HETAIROI
>Set summons her own army of Jackalmen from the black sands
>They have amazing hatesex afterwards, lost in the throes of bloodlust and MANLINESS

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>>13099113
You can damage her hearing, man. Stop bullying the zombies.

>>13099118
Cuddling scared girls is cute though.

>>13099124
Aww. You're precious.

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>>13099131
No, she maybe dead, but I'm the rotten one!

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>>13098718
When Aftyn first talked about this, I told him that bunny ears and dog ears would be silly.

Oh, how wrong I was.

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>>13099113
>Jumps out of the sofa so hard in fear she falls apart
>after laughing for a couple minutes while she cries/pouts, you devotee the rest of the day to putting her back together
During this, she is planning her revenge by molesting you with her body parts

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>>13098783
I'm pondering how you knew that.

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>>13099153
I know him all too well.
Afterall, he isn't on IRC

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>>13098794
Happy Birthday Alp.
The updates were very nice. You deserve a comfy dragon yourself.

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>>13099131
She'd pat my head as I try to burrow into her chest and hee-hee at all the monsters, and possibly put up a webcam to show off to her gloomy fujo friends.

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>>13098744
>sleeping gang rape

THIS DICK OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!

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>>13099171
>sleeping sloppy seconds

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>>13099151
>I put her arms on wrong and her legs backwards
>Laugh as she tries to walk then do her in missionary/doggy

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>>13099178
>It dawns on you that the amount of kinky things the both of you can do are endless
>[Grinning Intensifies]

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>>13098888
Cold, sticky, mucus everywhere.

I'd jackhammer a slug girl into a mindless, drooling ahegao.

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>>13099177
>not being first

What are you fat?

>not slipping a raincoat on your jimmy if you're a prude

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>>13098901
But people love Aspara, Dhampir and Elves. Your argument is invalid.

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>>13099267
Please re-read what I have written in context with the post I responded to.

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>>13099281
But people love lamias!

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>>13099281
He should have said 'But people love lamias, wurm, and arachnes.'

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>>13099299
>>13099304
Yes but their animal parts aren't slimy and disgusting.
I responded to a question about the specific difference between slimes and snails

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>>13099304
>arachnes

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>>13099315
>Spiders
>not disgusting

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>>13099334
I guess that's up to personal taste but at the very least they aren't slimy.

[Anonymous No.]

How high would the price of oil skyrocket if arachne suddenly appeared in this reality? Would people start using other flammable materials such as alcohols to suit their spider eradication needs?

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>>13099344
This post was so edgy I pissed bismuth.

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>>13099344
It wouldn't change much.

The clothing and design industry however would collapse.

And serveral major breakthroughs would be made in the scientific field.

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>>13099344
I would need more candles for romantic dinners, and more nice bottles of wine as well.

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>>13099352
I'd say clothing and design would increase dramatically if Arachne would exist

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>>13099358
It would collapse first, but them blossom once Arachne properly take it over.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d5U8t-w7hU

Somebody tell Russian Anon to keep his sandworm waifu underground, people are getting suspicious.

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>>13099362
Ah, yeah, you make a good point

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>>13099344
Coffee nukes.

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>>13099365
ALASKAN BULLWORM GIRLS.

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>>13099377
>wanting horny, drunk spiders everywhere
Brother!

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>>13099377
Less coffee nukes and more crushing up caffeine pills and replacing pocket sand with pocket drugs.

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>>13099385
>You will never try to ignore the lecherous advances of a drunk Arachne as she talks about the lewd things she's going to do with you and her web out loud so everyone can hear.

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>>13099403
>try to ignore
why would I ignore it? clearly, by inviting her out for coffee, this was my endgame

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>>13099413
Well if your plan was to get a spider girl drunk then sure.

This is just for when a drunk spider girl walks up to you on the street after a caffeine binge.

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>>13099385
We share love for MGs, we are not brothers. The ones who don't die by intoxication will die by bullets and blades.

SPIDERS A SHIT!

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>>13099365

>More giant holes

Dude, this crater shit is getting weird.

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>>13099418
I want that as well. If a Jinko hasn't gotten to me first.

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>>13099422
I'm still waiting for a hole that was made for me.

DRR.... DRR...

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>>13099419
Mean! Those spiders just want to love cute boys!

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>>13099344
But why would you hurt the itsy bitsy spiders anon?

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>>13099429
thanks for reminding me of the horror of Ito

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>>13099419

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>>13099442
>>13099429
>Implying you won't say the same when your waifu rapes you

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>>13099419
>We share love for MGs, we are not brothers.
You sir have no idea what 'brotherhood' means.
-1000/10 would never want to adventure with

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>>13099440
Just a hypothetical question since a few fellows here are so adamant about ridding arachne from all forms of reality.

The only thing that truly needs torched are matango before they can take root. Fungal colonies are serious business and can cover quite the bit of land hiding just underneath the surface.

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>>13099442
What the hell is going on?

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>>13099457
read some Junji Ito. if you think you're up for it. pretty fucking terrifying. Like if Lovecraft was a mangaka

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>>13099457
>not knowing ito
Gotta get some spirals up in this bitch yo
>>13099458
Except lovecraft managed not to fuck up more than 75% of his endings

[Anonymous No.]

Do some of the more Humanoid Pokemon pass as Pocket Monster Girls?

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>>13099470
Uzumaki is still my favorite of his, but I think his work is best in short form. The one about the fish with robot legs I thought was pretty dumb. still creepy.

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>>13099443
>filename
>screams so hard his neck snaps

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>>13099477
While Gardevoir certainly isn't furry, I don't really regard her as a monstergirl either.

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>>13099477
/vp/ gtfo

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>>13099477
There's way too much Gardevoir R34

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099477
Nah, gijinka on the otherhand..

[Anonymous No.]

can we just get back to talking about German Holstaurus? I like that idea...

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>>13099491
Literally cosplay
Still good lookin though.