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In which somebody wants to "eat out" with you.

Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>> No.13176483

Now I have to wait forever for the new MGQ to be translated.

>> No.13176488

>>13176397
Eris seeing eye pups never
>>13176449
Flat version never

;_;

>> No.13176490

>>13176451
>Wurm using computer
>"Press any key to start"
>Where's the Any key?

>> No.13176493
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13176493

Remember

>> No.13176496

>>13176483
I was playing the demo and came across a mandragora girl who was protecting a tourist from hostile monsters because he was unconscious from accidentally waking her up.

It was pretty cute.

>> No.13176502

Does anybody remember the Wight story where a man (with a bad accent) is brought back from the dead? I can't find it.

>> No.13176507

>>13176488
Man covered in hellpups when?

>> No.13176508

>>13176496
Could you actually read moon, of if not, what were you using to enable you to divine he meaning of her runes?

>> No.13176510

What's your favorite bit of written smut? Something that either really got your rocks off or you can read several times over and still get turned on from it.

>> No.13176515
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>>13176445
>Bigger hands, bigger keyboards
>Big guys need big surfboards

>> No.13176522

>>13176508
Hah, I wish. I was using Dargoth's translation patch for the demo.

>>13176515
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GIRLS WITH BIG HANDS.

>> No.13176524

>>13176522
Clumsy and embarrassing handjobs?

>> No.13176525

>>13176522
Damn, that bitch's got some big hands?

>> No.13176526

>>13176510
Story written by some 'Jason' featuring Devil Bugs that I found back in far 2012. Much smut included.

>> No.13176528

>>13176522

That they're overflowing with love for you?

No really, someone get a mop. I think I broke my Kraken.

>> No.13176536
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>>13176522
>Nobody will ever get the proper reference in my post

Truly a sad day for RP.

>> No.13176537

>>13176490
Then she does a happy dance when she learns all she needs to do is type 'Y' instead of 'YES'
>>13176525
Lana?

>> No.13176540

>>13176524
>implying pawjobs aren't the best thing ever

>> No.13176544

>>13176510
The succubus-nun in CoC
Shame I had to wade through a sea of furry and horsecocks to get to it

>> No.13176546
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13176546

Vampires a best.

>> No.13176550

>>13176544
I don't remember a succubus nun. Unless you're talking about the one with the really big tits?

>> No.13176553

>>13176493

Ready for what?

>> No.13176559 [SPOILER] 
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>>13176553
Warm cuddles and hand holding.

>> No.13176561

>>13176544
It's text only so furry was never an issue for me. It's not like it mentions snouts or anything, so I can just imagine them as I want. Way too much cock though.

My favorite were the goblins you impregnate.

>> No.13176566

>>13176550
Yeah, her and her ridiculous cum-inflation blowjobs in the inn
That stuff's usually too /d/ for me, but damn if that scene didn't give me crazy boners.

>>13176561
I didn't have an impreg fetish before playing CoC. After playing it: yes I do.

>> No.13176567

>>13176561
TiTS added images and dropped a lot of the furry stuff, but kept most of the trappings - IE dicks everywhere.

Not that I mind. The shemale Anubis-girl is my favorite. I hope she's given some development and is recruitable soon.

>> No.13176575

>>13176559

>Warm cuddles and hand holding.

Doing that to me would be comparable to pinching the back of a cat's neck. The question is, where did she learn that?

>> No.13176577
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>>13176567
Yeah, I never got into TiTS after my first trial sent me to some forest planet and my character ended up getting mouth-raped by some giant-schlonged bee-man
This is not what I came here to see

>> No.13176580

>>13176567
Glad I never tried it now

>> No.13176582

>>13176561
>goblins you impregnate.
Muh nigga
Daughteru dicking impregnation orgy with goblins the best
Daughteru dicking harpies is also give me crazy boners

>>13176566
What was the name of that nun? She is dick-free?

>> No.13176583

>>13176546
Nah, they suck.

>> No.13176595

>>13176583
you avin a giggle m8?

>> No.13176598

>>13176567
If your talking about who I think you are she's actually dick free.

And adorable.


Side note: Why are shorter than average MGs so adorable?

>You will never have a shortstack vampire who acts like she's in charge even though you are a good two feet taller than her.

>> No.13176601

>>13176577
It gets worse on that first planet.

At least you can nope.jpg past all the text if you ever lose.

There are a lot of good straight-up female characters. The white-furred Anubis, werecat/anubis halfbreed woman, some cow chicks, etc. Penny if you don't mind the furry, though since she's the author's main insert character most of the time spent in her scenes is when she's got a massive dick she can suck off without having to bend herself over.

>>13176598
I'm talking about Syri. Anno is her sister and is dick-free.

>> No.13176605

>>13176601
Ah, alright.

Both those games would be great if they took out half the dicks.

Namely, the ones attached to chicks.


And defurred half the cast.

>> No.13176609

>>13176582
> What was the name of that nun? She is dick-free?
Sasha, or something?
She was dick free for all the scenes I played, but I know that doesn't prove anything in CoC

>> No.13176612

>>13176605
Well, the main author and the couple primary contributors all like futa/shemales, so yeah.

Antplanet was one big nope-fest for me.

>>13176609
Yeah, she's dick free the entire time, though she shares a lot of scenes with other characters.

>> No.13176639

>CoC
Ember was best girl. Shame she didn't get more content and any eggs laid by her didn't hatch

>> No.13176642

>>13176639
I think in the latest update(s) they can hatch? I'm not sure.

With all the new/side projects that spring up, I don't think anything fenoxo does will ever be finished.

>> No.13176650 [DELETED] 

>>13176639
>tsunbitch
>best girl
Nope. She was surprisingly likable though.

>> No.13176655
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13176655

Why are petite girls so great? Mice, Dragons, Demons, Lamia, all are just so great when petite.

>> No.13176658

>>13176655

She looks sick, we gotta treat her.

>> No.13176659

>>13176655
Because you can bully them.


Tenderly ofcourse

>> No.13176662

>>13176659
I have to question the wisdom of bullying a dragon, even a petite one.

>> No.13176663

>>13176658
Depending on which translation you go by she's either on the Devil's equivalent of her period, or ovulating. Regardless of the inconstant translations and such, it still results in her shrinking in size and becoming "sick" in a way.

>> No.13176664

>>13176662
But dragons are supposed to be big, and she's so tiny.

She's asking for it

>> No.13176665
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13176665

Snowflake Hymen

>> No.13176670

>>13176655
>tfw no 10' tall dragon waifu

>> No.13176672
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>>13176670
10' is a bit much.
That would be a big Monster Ho 4U

>> No.13176677

>>13176665
I'm now remember that guy who got a snowflake in his eye last thread.

>> No.13176690
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13176690

best girl

>> No.13176693

>>13176567
>Shemale Anubis-girl
Lolwut?

>> No.13176696

>>13176690
>best
Too spooky

>> No.13176703
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13176703

All I want is this picture to be the cropped version, and for there to be the complete one somewhere out there.

>> No.13176704

>>13176081
>Nerdy girl in the library
Anubis best girl as always.

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>>13176696
too perfect

>> No.13176710
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13176710

>You enter your room, facing the Wurm sitting by the far wall inside
>She gently strokes the cat plushie sitting in her lap, while she herself lies on top of a pile of plushies that she herself brought from her house
>"Wahahahaha! I'm surprised you made it this far, Anon."
"Cut the shit, Grace. Where did you hide it," you ask, slightly unamused
>"You can have it back...if you can retrieve it from the depths of the fortress of my animal guardians."
>She retreats, her body sinking into the cotton pile
>"Come after me, if you dare, Anon."
>You hesitate for a moment, but thinking that she is only fucking around, you decide to quickly grab your lost item and be on your way.
>Before she grabs your wrist and pulls you into the pile of stuffed animals, wrapping her arms and legs around you.

>You are know in the playful embrace of a Wurm, trapped under a pile of cotton pile of plushies that block the room's source of light, not knowing which way is up

>> No.13176714

>>13176703

>He doesn't know

Toppest kekerino

>> No.13176715
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13176715

>>13176704
She's always the best in your mind regardless of the timeline.

>> No.13176716

>>13176703
But there is.
Go to .less's imgur or something, it's there.

>> No.13176719

>>13176710

>Wurm
>wrapping her arms and legs around you.

...Alright.

>> No.13176724

>>13176703
>all I want is what's real

>> No.13176727

>>13176714
>>13176716
>>13176724
Well, I'm a moron. Thanks for reminding me that .less' imgur is a thing

>> No.13176728

>>13176601
>>13176567
>Several mention of Anubi in TiTS
>lolwut?
>Remember there being Canine-Aliens
>Not sure why anyone would refer to them as "Anubi"
>Read up on them out of curiosity
>Tall, pointy, fluffy wolf-ears
>Come from a desert planet

Son of a bitch I'm now compelled to play this game more...

>> No.13176729

>>13176724

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL

>> No.13176731

>>13176719
>>13176710
Is she cosplaying an oomukade?

>> No.13176741

>>13176729
There will be blood....shed!

>> No.13176743

>>13176719
>not growing extra pair of legs when it's shit n' giggles time
I bet you're a lamo.

>> No.13176747

>>13176743

Yes, I am. There's no fun to be had here, you goddamn hippie merrymaker.

>> No.13176748

>>13176703
As I remember there is no naked tits but some guy

>> No.13176749

>>13176719
I...DAMMIT! I'm a sham!

>> No.13176751

>>13176727
oh what the fuck I even had it saved already. and it is glorious
I am the wurmbrain, it is me

>> No.13176754

>>13176751
You may now join Loen in the bwaka.

>> No.13176755

>>13176749
>>13176751
Found the wurms

>> No.13176756

>>13176754
We must send a party to find Loen
We'll call it the Fellowship of the, uhh
Just the Fellowship

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>>13176754
I wish Loen would come back to us and deliver

>> No.13176758

>>13176757
I do too anon. I do too.

>> No.13176759

>>13176757
We all do, Anon
We all do

>> No.13176761

>>13176756
Will there be orcs?

>> No.13176764

>>13176761
We'll be going to Mordor, Mr Anon
Of course they'll be orcs

>> No.13176766

>>13176761
>"MANSWINE"

>> No.13176772

>>13176756
>>13176761
>>13176764
Better question.

Will there be P'orcs?

>> No.13176774

>>13176772
We might bump into a few
Are you joining the search party?

>> No.13176785

>>13176772
>>13176766
>>13176764
I'm game.

>> No.13176798
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>>13176756
I will fight for a worthy cause.
I will gladly die for Loen-sensei.

>> No.13176803

>>13176774
>>13176785
>>13176798
I'm joining this quest too.

>> No.13176807

You have my nugget

>> No.13176813
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13176813

>>13176756
You have my spear.

>> No.13176815

>>13176803
>>13176798
>>13176774
Ok, who's doing what?

I think we need something the old fellowship never had.

I call healer.

>> No.13176817
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>>13176815
I call wizard.

>> No.13176821

>>13176815

> Wanting to be the White Mage Alp

>> No.13176826

>>13176821
>Gandalf the Alp
It's funny because Gandalf's actor was gay in real life.

>> No.13176831

>>13176798
Every time I see this I think it's the most adorable thing ever.

Then I wonder why a caster type like Apophis is wielding a sword.

Then I notice how young she is, and how the sword is notched, and how she's all puffy with anger, and I think to myself:
>Young mercenary/adventurer is captured by an Apophis in the desert and used as a cumpump
>She gives birth
>He eventually manages to escape with his infant daughter
>Goes into hiding
>Once she's old enough he take her on adventures, teaching her sword skills
>Mompophis tracks them down and drugs daddy
>Daughterupophis sees this unknown snake woman being mean to her helpless father and takes up his sword to defend him
>Insert conflict and suffering followed by resolution and healing

>> No.13176832

>>13176813
cute
deerpussy, but I'd still waifu

>> No.13176836

>>13176815
I'll tank

>> No.13176837

>>13176821
>Alp

>Not rolling human.


Please anon, what do you take me for?

Bitches love healing.

>> No.13176838

>>13176832
>waifuing something with a nose like that

>> No.13176842
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13176842

>see this jinko practicing in the park every day
>she watches you with a blush as you walk by every day
>must be into you
>however...
>if you do accept her feelings, she will force you to join her and wont rest nor ever quit till you have a Bruce Lee body
>because that is her fetish

Yes or no?

>> No.13176847

>>13176838
It looks human to me
A little flat I guess...
It's not a snout is it?

>> No.13176848

>>13176842
>That nose

>> No.13176852

>>13176842
Yes
I've always wanted to push past average into fit and she'll give me the motivation I need for it
Time to be a badass

>> No.13176861

>>13176757
That is by far my favorite MG image. So simple, yet so perfect.

>> No.13176864

>>13176861
It works pretty well as a background too

>> No.13176868

>>13176864
You just made my day. It looks glorious.

>> No.13176875

>>13176848
How superficial.

>> No.13176876

>>13176502
I believe you might be referring to Pennywise's "Resurrection". It's less a bad accent and more a dialect difference, but it's the only thing I can think of that is close. I wish he'd do more with it, though.

>> No.13176880

>>13176848
It's not red, so there's that at least.

>> No.13176882

>>13176868

Use the new Ushi as your phone background too. It's great.

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>>13176848
>>13176842
>>13176875
>>13176880

Fixed?

>> No.13176886

>>13176884
Much better.

>> No.13176887

>>13176884
Yeah, that's better

>> No.13176891

>>13176884
Lovely

>> No.13176893

>>13176884
You're the hero we deserve.

>> No.13176896

>>13176884
That's a pretty good edit, anon

>> No.13176897

>>13176847
It's fine in that image. In-game her nose is already wide at the tip and further widens upwards with no indentation at the bridge.
But let that not discourige you from sopping wet doe cunt.

>> No.13176898

>>13176884
I wish to shake your hand

>> No.13176899

>>13176842
>>13176884
Why would the artist give her a drumstick sized nose in the first place?

>> No.13176902

>>13176899
Is this your first exposure to the place which will not be named?
Because good. You don't want any further exposure. We still don't have the cure for cancer and there's only so much Tallgeese can do

>> No.13176903

>>13176899
It's called "realism".

Or the tumblr effect/nose

>> No.13176904
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13176904

>>13176882
It really is.

>> No.13176910

>>13176902
Oh no, I'm very familiar with the minority of SJW Tumblr artists.
> We still don't have the cure for cancer and there's only so much Tallgeese can do
Give it the flugel equipment.

>> No.13176911

>>13176899
>>13176902
>>13176903
>your waifu becomes real
>she has a nose like this

Would you dump her over something so trivial?

>> No.13176912

>>13176904
You're asking for it.

>> No.13176917

>>13176904

>Messaging
>People
> :)

>> No.13176919

>>13176904
>botnet

You can do better.

>> No.13176920

>>13176882
>>13176904
Looks good.

>> No.13176923

>>13176911
Monster girls are attractive though, so she wouldn't

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>>13176923

>> No.13176930

>>13176902
I want a Wurm to pilot the big duck.

Only she can handle its abilities

>> No.13176932

>>13176904

I like to think that, despite usually being rapetrains, proposing to or accepting an Ushi-Oni's feelings before she rapes you through the ground would make her freeze and blush profusely for a few seconds before yanking you into a comfy hug and cheekrubbing you, letting out a happy "Kyaaa~".

>> No.13176936

>>13176884
If only she didn't have those huge, masculine looking paws

>> No.13176938

>>13176932

> Not her remaining stoic and simply saying, "I know."

>> No.13176940

>>13176936
>being this much of a homo

>> No.13176944
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13176944

MGQ Paradox (obviously not translated yet):

https://mega.co.nz/#!UNYlFbgB!DlGJG59YSw-nEpJFh7Pd5ZHIETXpZeI2i8YS4DFdZAE

>> No.13176945

>>13176938
You will nnever do the same to her when she tells you that she loves you

>> No.13176948

>>13176938
>Ushi Han
No, Chewie is the Ushi, Han is a Space Salamander

>> No.13176954

>>13176944
Thanks, anon.

>> No.13176955

>>13176948
And Leia is prince of Alderaan while Luke is a Dhampir from Tatooine

>> No.13176956

>>13176911
I thought her nose looked kinda cute...

>> No.13176958
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>>13176944
Here's a screenshot I just took to prove it's legit.

.exe file doesn't ask you for access, etc. It's harmless.

>> No.13176962

>>13176945

Well you're certainly not going to be able to impress her with that stutter. Though she'd probably find it cute.

>> No.13176963

>>13176956
Me too.

In real life maybe it'd look unattractive, but she certainly does not look bad in that drawing.

>> No.13176966

>>13176958
So, is that an inn?

>> No.13176970

>>13176955
Boba Fett is an anon with a Spaceworm Sarlacc waifu
Jabba is a human hambeast

>> No.13176981

>>13176956
>>13176963
I think the opposite. It's ugly because of the art style, it would look normal if it was real

>> No.13176982

>>13176944
>Ilias one day disappears without a trace
>some time later humans and monsters reach peaceful coexistence

BTFO

>>13176966
Luka is the owner of that inn in this reality.

>> No.13176988

>>13176966
I probably wouldn't have noticed that if you didnt point it out. God dammit anon.

>> No.13176994

>>13176970
I'm still confused about the fate of Fett. They say he came back in the books, which he did, but then with Disney buying off Lucas and retconning a lot of stuff, I don't know if he's alive or not

>> No.13176997

>>13176970
>Spoiler
That's so fitting it's painful

>> No.13177002

>>13176970
Lando doesn't change
Lando doesn't change at all

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>>13176944
Can't wait to jerk off to this.

>> No.13177016

>>13177009
I hate spiders.

>> No.13177018

>>13177002
C-3PO is a fussy cyborg-alp
R2-D2 is an android in the form of a shortstack p'orc
Ewoks are cait siths and everybody still hates them

>> No.13177019

>>13176994

>tfw Darth Maul survived being cut in half and thrown into a pit in Episode 1
>He came back as a cyborg arachne
>Then as a normal humanoid cyborg with robotic legs
>Then finally as a tangible hologram
>And he almost killed Obi Wan
>tfw he actually really died somewhere between Episode 2 and 3

>> No.13177021

>>13177009
No. Just...no.

>> No.13177023

>>13177018
Fucking bullshit Endor battle I swear to god
You don't just go from everything that was based in ESB and then to Endor

>> No.13177026

>>13177009
I almost don't want to ask, but is that legit? Not edited or something?

>> No.13177028

>>13177009
That's not even a spider with a girl hat. That's a head on a spider.

>> No.13177030

>>13177019
It sucks because the last you see him is him getting taken away to god knows where by Palpatine, who said that he "has plans for him"
THEN YOU NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN

>> No.13177031

>>13176842
>>13176884
Time to git gud, and beat the pussy up.
Just kidding, I'm never going to win against her.

>> No.13177036

>>13177030

Maul was the raddest fucking villain in the entire lore, and he's fucking gone.

>> No.13177037

What if a clown monster girl?

>> No.13177041

>>13177037
please no

>> No.13177045

>>13177036
I don't know, Grievous was pretty damn based
Too bad he was reduced to a coward
And if you go into the EU, you open a whole new world of good villains, force or no

>> No.13177046
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13177046

Iku is my favorite hulkster girl

>> No.13177047
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13177047

>>13177037
Yes.

>> No.13177054

>>13177046
Is there an Andre equivalent?

>> No.13177055

>>13176831
Anon...
Write that shit. Do it.

>> No.13177063

>>13177041
>>13177047
HONK
HONK
HONK

>> No.13177067

>>13177037
NO PLEASE

I BEG YOU

>> No.13177072

>>13177055
Too busy writing other stuff. I can add it to the list of ideas I might maybe follow through on someday.

>> No.13177080

>>13176988
He must really want people to know its an inn.

>> No.13177083

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278060164.png
What's the name of this kind of monster?

(NSFW)

>> No.13177087

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278444541.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278316653.png

MGQ porn scenes are getting more and more surreal.

>> No.13177088

>>13177083
Eye don't know.

Haven't SEEN one of them before, I can keep my EYE open and take a LOOK

>> No.13177090

>>13177083
I would be laughing too hard to cum
Those googly eyes bouncing around

>> No.13177091
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13177091

>>13176831
>healing

It's shit.

>> No.13177092

>>13177083
Huh, that's pretty- >>13177087

Never mind.

>> No.13177094

>>13177087
Nope.

No god damn fucking way

>> No.13177097

>>13177083
>He who fights monsters should be careful that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long enough at dat ass, dat ass will gaze also into you.

>> No.13177098

>>13177087
Holy fuck, they managed to make things WORSE than the angels from the first series.

>> No.13177102

>>13177087

...Well they certainly are nailing the "monster" part I guess.

>> No.13177103

>>13177037
>Honking noise with every thrust
>Dragging random beastmen monster girls into the bedroom and taming them for husband.
>Condom balloon animals
>Keeps pulling off magic tricks like making your and her clothes disappear in public.
>rainbow afro pubic hair
>keeps making lewd jokes like "I want to juggle your balls"
>not stopping until mime gf screams.
>Guy walks down the street and sees a small car pull up beside him. Gang raped by 20 clowns.
>clown wife puts anal beads in, tells you to pull them out. Takes hours to find the end of the beads.
>It's your anniversary, waifu ants to do something special. She takes out the unicycle.

I want this just for the sake of comedy

>> No.13177105

>>13177087
>My brain is full of fuck

>>13177083
This isn't bad though.

>> No.13177107

>>13177092
>>13177094
>>13177098
>>13177102

Oh yeah, forgot one.

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426277378977.png

So fucking abstract.

>> No.13177108

>>13177107
Oh I just threw up a little.

>> No.13177110

>>13177107
She's kinda cute.

>> No.13177111

>>13177107
This is what happens when you do too many drugs

>> No.13177114

>>13177107
Cosmic pussy?

>> No.13177116

>>13177111
Don't blame drugs for the twistedness of some artist. Drugs are good.

>> No.13177121

>>13177087
>>13177107
Its like if M.C. Escher, Picaso, and Van Gogh gangraped each other until they fused together then threw up on a canvas.

>> No.13177125

>>13177107
>black hole onaholes

what.

>> No.13177126

>>13177111
What if insect monster girl that, while fucking, fills you with hallucinogens more potent than any drug man is aware of?

>> No.13177129

>>13177083
dodomeki

>> No.13177131

>>13177116
"Drugs are good."

-Kesaran husband

>> No.13177137

>>13177129
Thanks, man. I knew they had a name.

Have some more cutscenes:
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279024934.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278997026.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278574281.png (only one made by KC, sadly)
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426277586552.png

>> No.13177142

>>13177137
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279024934.png
NOOOOOOPE

>> No.13177146

>>13177137
What the god damn hell is that second one?

>> No.13177148

>>13177107
She has a pretty nice ass to be honest.

>> No.13177149

>>13177137
That last one is the only one I like.

>> No.13177150

>>13177137
That's one cute harpy.

>> No.13177151

>>13177137
That harpy is delightfully fluffy.
The slime is cute too.

>> No.13177152

>>13177137
Oh god what the fuck?!

>> No.13177156

>>13177137
I will say thanks for dumping via links instead of posting. It saves on image count and you can get more images per post. Thank you.

>> No.13177157

>>13177146
The drugs we were talking about

>> No.13177158

>>13177137
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426278574281.png
The MGE and MGQ Slime are pretty much the same design wise, aren't they?

>> No.13177163

>>13177158
Well there's only so much you can do with a blob of jello.

>> No.13177164

>>13177146
>Say, you know how slugs are technically hermaphrodites but it was never really touched upon in MGQ so far?
>Yeah... about that...

>> No.13177165

>>13177158
Same artist
slowpoke.jpg

>> No.13177166

>>13177126
>Husband too busy swatting at flying skulls to fuck the girl

>> No.13177167

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279690307.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279561311.png Cheerleaders!
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279527965.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279526590.png

>>13177146
Slug girl(s?).

>>13177156
It'd be pretty stupid to dump them here (or do any dump at all, really).

>>13177158
Because KC drew them for MGQ.

>> No.13177168

>>13177165
Of course I know that.

>> No.13177172

>>13177146
Those would be slugs. Regular slugs are hermaphroditic and mate by dangling their sex organs and trading semen. So Luka is literally being covered in slug girl dick.

>> No.13177174

>>13177167
>That fourth one
Don't stick your dick in machinery.

>> No.13177176

>>13177167
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279527965.png

The only thing that I don't hate.

Too cute.

>> No.13177177

>>13177146
Evangelion 4.0 ending

>> No.13177178

>>13177167
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279527965.png
I can't stop laughing.

>> No.13177180

>>13177167
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279527965.png
She's actually pretty charming.

>> No.13177181

>>13177164
>>13177167
>>13177172
Okay, but what's up with Luka's space flower semen dress?

>>13177167
That third one is hilarious, but cute.

>> No.13177182

Fuck yes, my favorite human from MGQ is back as a companion.

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279968600.jpg

>>13177174
SAFETY FIRST: DO NOT FIST ANDROID GIRLS.

>> No.13177185

>>13177182
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426279968600.jpg
I wonder what Tabasco Sauces role will be.

>> No.13177187

>>13177182
Fuck yeah, time for adventures

>> No.13177203 [SPOILER] 
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13177203

As expected, we get to see Luka and Alice's daughter.

(Obvious spoiler.)

>> No.13177207

>>13177203
Damn that's cute.

>> No.13177215

>>13177203
That looks like some deviant art mary sue donut steel bullshit.

>> No.13177216

>>13177203
Eh, she looks okay. I'm not feeling those wings though.
Didn't Alice also birth a human kid?

>> No.13177222

>>13177216
Puberty's a bitch.

>> No.13177223

>>13177203
>Alice's daughter
>illustrated by shiki
Fuck yeah!

>> No.13177224

>>13177216
>spoiler
I'll be very disappointed if he isn't banging his slutty sister

>> No.13177226

>>13177216
Nero.

>> No.13177228

>>13177203
Oh wow.

That looks horrible.

>> No.13177232
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13177232

Fuck yeah, Lazarus.

>>13177226
Don't read this, it's an actual spoiler.

>> No.13177233

>>13177203
It always bothers me that daughterus always seem to take 90% after the mother.

>> No.13177234
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13177234

>>13177226
>Nero.
This faggot? I was hoping he'd look like a Dante clone of some sort.

>> No.13177237

>>13176479
You know the moves, it's time to showcase our awful 2009 gen animation.
Pastebin requests list:http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

>> No.13177239

>>13177203
Wonder if she's as big a bitch as her mother.

>> No.13177240

>>13177203
>Twin tails
God damn it.

>> No.13177243

>>13177216
>I'm not feeling those wings though.
Remember those wings that Luka got once his half-angel powers awakened? Yeah.

>> No.13177248

>>13177234
That's genuinely horrible.

>> No.13177251

>>13177203
Does luka dick the daughteru?

>> No.13177256

>>13177251
He probably gets raped by her.

>> No.13177257

>>13177251
>>13177256
I was gonna say the same thing.

>> No.13177260

>>13177234
Wait, that shit was real? I thought it was some kind of self insert mod bullshit.

>> No.13177261

>>13177256
So that's a yes, right?

>> No.13177262

>>13177260
Afraid so.
It's not even his final form

>> No.13177263

>>13177239
Well she's associated with MGQ.

So even if she's not as bad as her mother, she's going to be shit.

>> No.13177265

>>13177260
I know. I has to be some artist's cringy self-insert.

>> No.13177269 [DELETED] 
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13177269

>>13177260
>>13177262
>>13177265
Major spoiler and trigger warning for half-monster boy.

>> No.13177271
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13177271

>>13177232
At least people now know Nero is going to look like a faggot ahead of time.

>> No.13177272

>>13177203
>Alice
>Slightly more qt
>w/Angelic Energy Aura something
Seems about right.

>> No.13177276

>>13177269
>that eye
Oh great, we're going to Demonbane levels of fuckery here.

>> No.13177277

>>13177269
Dropped harder than a shitty baby out of a window.

>> No.13177278

>>13177181
That is the three slug dicks, but I have no idea why it's glowing.

>> No.13177280 [SPOILER] 
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13177280

>>13177260
>>13177262
>>13177265

>>13177276
>>13177277

Sorry, forgot to spoiler correctly.

Also trigger warning for half-monster boy.

>> No.13177281

>>13177234
Oh dear lord that's 12 kinds of awful.

Really? I mean, fuckin' REALLY?
That weapon looks useless, that coat is way too long and torn up, what is up with that scarf/tie, and why the fuck are his pants belted together at the shins?

>> No.13177282

>>13177269
Goddammit, why does Lukas son have to look so fucking awful? I hope Luka kicks the crap out of that little shit.

>> No.13177283

>>13177234
>Luka's son is a scythe-wielding edgelord.
Anyone want to bet he's going through his edgy teenage years?

>> No.13177284

>>13177280
Looks like a self-instert character with traits of Alice and somehow Suika from Touhou.

>> No.13177287

>>13177271
At least that Nero's a decent guy when he's not whining about his gf.

>> No.13177288

>>13177280
Nope.

>> No.13177289

>>13177280
I would literally take Donte over this faggot.

No goddamn way am I playing Paradox.

>> No.13177290

Why are you all so surprised that somebody from one of these games is horribly shit?

>> No.13177291

>>13177287
They'll hopefully expand upon his background in the Special Edition, especially since Papa Vergil is back somehow.

>> No.13177296

>>13177280
Am I the only one who thinks Nero's fucking hilarious? I'm just imagining him trying his absolute hardest to look like a badass in front of his father.
"LOOK AT MY AWESOME SCYTHE AND JACKET! AM I COOL YET DAD? PAY ATTENTION TO ME."

>> No.13177299

>>13177291
>Capcom
>Putting in any amount of effort
>Expanding upon a previous release
>Implying they're not just polishing up the graphics and throwing in Vergil as a swap-out for Dante's backtrack half of the game
Hah.

>> No.13177300

>>13177296
no your not the only one

>> No.13177301
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13177301

>>13177290
We're used to multi-horrificed vore monsters, but Neros design is a sight on sore eyes.

I reminds me of pic-related to a degree.

>> No.13177302

Have some normal monster girls from the new game to ease your minds.

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281842987.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426280722976.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281169125.png

>> No.13177307
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13177307

Would you a Stag Beetle?

>> No.13177311

>>13177301
Ugh. I've gotten over Donte, but I'll never stop hating this fuckin' Vergin.

Even if it is going to be shit, I'm so glad the real Vergil is making a return in DMC4:SE.

>> No.13177313

>>13177302
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281169125.png
I can dig that
>>13177307
Probably

>> No.13177314

>>13177307
Time to wrassle!

>> No.13177316

>>13177296
It does reek of "trying too hard".

>> No.13177318

>>13177280
Dropped

>> No.13177319

>>13177302
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426280722976.png
She's adorable! Definitely would recruit.

>> No.13177321

>>13177307
I don't know.

>> No.13177322

>>13177302
This fucking game I swear. It's horrible shit makes me hate it, but it's good stuff really makes me want to play it.

>> No.13177329

>>13177322
No goddamn way am I playing that garbage.

>> No.13177330

>>13177302
I want the last one in my party, damn it.

>> No.13177331

>>13177322
>MGQ monsters
>good

The first two probably drain you to death and the other one will slave you out. Plus she looks like she's covered in ticks.

>> No.13177333

>>13177302
Why doesn't Paradox have anything between horrifying and cosplay tier?

>> No.13177335
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13177335

My favorite design so far (attached image instead).

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282144103.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281465004.png Onahole girl!
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282392286.png
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281121889.png

>>13177322
I know how you feel.

>> No.13177337

>>13177329
Now you're just being a baby.

>> No.13177342

>>13177333
Like what? Lamias?

>> No.13177343

>>13177307
She's just barely big enough to be my big spoon. Will she perform feats of strength to try to impress me? Will she hammer toss any other girl that tries to win my affections?

>> No.13177348

>>13177337
>baby

Oh yeah, excuse me for not wanting to play shitty games.

>> No.13177351

>>13177342
Like most things in the original games not by Setouchi or Delphinus
Paradox seems to only have abominations and humans with monster ears and tails

>> No.13177354

>>13177335
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281465004.png
Does it have over 20 lbs. of pussy and ass?

>> No.13177356

>>13177348
You haven't played it. How do you know it's shitty besides preconceived notions?

>> No.13177359

>>13177335
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282392286.png
Oh yeah.

>> No.13177362

>>13177335
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281465004.png
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282392286.png
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426281121889.png
These actually look okay.

>> No.13177365

>>13177234
Why does this idiot have belt tied around his ankles?

This nigga would sooner trip over his feet than fight decently.

>> No.13177366

>>13177359
>Oh yeah.
Creepy. I like it

>> No.13177369

>>13177356
MGQ has three games, all of them are garbage with horrible characters and a fucking cringe worthy story.

In this day and age full of lies and false promises, no way am I playing this shit.

It'll be like forcing myself to like Monster Hunter all over again.

>> No.13177372

>>13177365
Oh fuck, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out.

>> No.13177373

>>13177365
Would laugh hysterically if that actually happened in the game.

>> No.13177374

>>13177365
needs to contain the edge

>> No.13177377

>>13177335
Is that last one a motherfucking Ryu?

>> No.13177380

>>13177362
Fingers look like bongs.

>> No.13177381

>>13177366
Not creepy at all for me. Just hot.

>> No.13177383

>>13177365
Because he just really wants to look cool for his dad.

If he turns out to be a daddy's boy I'll laugh

>> No.13177386

>>13177377
She's Alice the 6th

>> No.13177388

>>13177335
>Crow Tengu Puppet
Huh. Wonder how the two Crow Tengu guys feel about that. I'd buy one.

>> No.13177391

>>13177386
That makes no sense.

>> No.13177396
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13177396

>>13177234
>Overly-torn mage robes
>Black and red color scheme
>Chainz4days
>Stupid-ass lookin scythe
>Popped collar
>That stupid belt

Well, you know...
At least I don't HAVE to play as him.

>> No.13177397

>>13177391
that anon speaks the truth

>> No.13177400

>>13177397
It's true that she's Alice the 6th?

>> No.13177401

>>13177335
>https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426282392286.png

>Tips vagina

>> No.13177404
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13177404

Tsunderes not enough for you? Have a fucking yandere girl in this game then.

>> No.13177407

>>13177396
Fresh OC pertinent to this carachter courtesy of the /v/ drawthreads is on its way.

>> No.13177409

>>13177322
If MGQ:P put in KC's Apophis, I would play this game solely for the purpose of fighting, getting raped by, and then recruiting her to my team, in that order.

>> No.13177411

>>13177400
yeah i checked somefile after i downloaded it, also the 9th & 11/12th alice are... well i'll just say i dont want

>> No.13177413

>>13177404
Oh yay.

More generic character types!

>> No.13177414
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13177414

>>13177103
Absolutely incredible.
On an aside, what would playing SS13 with MGs be like?

>> No.13177415

>>13177404
She's some kind of Frankenstein's monster or just undead?

>> No.13177417

>>13177411
What do they look like?

>> No.13177426 [SPOILER] 
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13177426

>>13177417
I warned yall, also Spoiler?

>> No.13177427
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13177427

Ok, last one I think.

Ilias gives you a footjob in the game.

>> No.13177428

>>13177407
character*

>> No.13177429 [SPOILER] 
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13177429

>>13177426
11/12th

>> No.13177431

>>13177426
Holy hell.
Do not want.

>> No.13177432

>>13177429
Well...There's always OUR Alice, right?

>> No.13177433

>>13177427
>Ilias is one of the better things to look forward to
Everything is orge.

>> No.13177436

>>13177302
Is it me, or does the first one looks like it's been redrawn into this: >>13177203

>> No.13177437
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13177437

>>13177429
>Conjoined clown demon girls
I shouldn't have this boner, but here it is.

>> No.13177439

>>13177436
They're the same character.

>> No.13177442

>>13177436
no, the first one is actually the the daughter, i looked at the files

>> No.13177443

What if MGQ had been made by KC instead of TT?

>> No.13177447

>>13177443
Cait Sith.

>> No.13177452

>>13177443
Still shit.

>> No.13177453

>>13177443
The H-scenes wouldn't look like ass then.

>> No.13177454

>>13177443
Art is a thousand times better.

No vore/death endings, just you getting husbandoed.

Luka has no personality instead of a bitch personality.

>> No.13177456

>>13177443
Then that's just MGE, innit?

>> No.13177457

>>13177443
He has plans for his own game, which will deviate from MGE canon in some ways. Don't expect to see it for a while.

>> No.13177458

>>13177456
You act like that's a bad thing.

Plansect becomes infinitely better because its not goddamn plansect

>> No.13177461

>>13177313
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426283882718.png

>> No.13177465

>>13177461
That...really isn't that good.

>> No.13177467

>MGQ:P is out
>everything leads to it sucking
>EMG anime announced
>designs look off, seems to be shit

no hope

>> No.13177468

>>13177461
She looks nice

>> No.13177470

>>13177427

God, this "laughing-on-the-back-of-your-hand-OHOHOHO" shit pisses me off.

>> No.13177474

>>13177467
It's okay anon, there is still Dumpire and OPM anime coming.

>> No.13177475

>>13177461
Looks like the artist that does Ane Log

>> No.13177478

https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426283741254.png

A vanilla scene in MGQ????????

>>13177470
Shitty cliche fitting for a game about the ultimate beta.

>> No.13177481

>>13177478
That oni is adorable.

>> No.13177484

>>13177467

>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/Anywherebuthere/

>> No.13177489

>>13177484
>if you don't like something I like you're not welcome!

Bravo.

>> No.13177490

At least MGQ has P'orcs now. With heart pupils, no less.

>> No.13177491

We get it. MGQ:P is out. Stop spamming /vg/ images here. If we wanted to see it we'd go to that thread.

>> No.13177494

http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1426284282971.png

MGE-MGQ crossover?

>> No.13177496

>>13177491
But anon, it's technically new thread relevant content. Horaffying content, some of it, but new content nonetheless.

>> No.13177498

>>13177491
It's kind of funny that the /jp/ thread is so shit it's bottom-feeding /vg/ hotlinks.

>> No.13177501

>>13177494
She was in the first game.

>> No.13177503

>>13177501
That's a different crab girl
This one looks basically identical to MGE's

>> No.13177504

>>13177489
Don't be an asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcAaertdaQk

>> No.13177506

>>13177491
They're linking shit and aren't using up images.
Plus, if you don't want to see them, you don't have to click the links.
What possible reason could you have for complaining except to complain?

>> No.13177510
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13177510

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13177526

>>13177484
What kind of retarded logic is this?

>> No.13177538

>>13177526
MGQ IS a game and dumpier is manga.

Guy probably prefers MGE stuff.

As it should be.

>> No.13177541

>>13177526
Welcome to /mgt/

>> No.13177569

>>13176449

I haven't so much forgotten about her as I choose to not acknowledge her existence given who the one "writefaggot" who actually did stuff with her is

>> No.13177571

>>13177496
This. The other threads are stuck talking about just manga or just games. Here we have the latitude of all monstergirl media.

>> No.13177574
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13177574

>>13052947
Maid type: Leanan Sidhe
Name: Rosa
Personality: Energetic and joyful
Statement: Ooh, draw another one without the hat Master!
Notes: Master can expect a sharp increase in his artistic abilities.

Rosa approached MGC Maid Central two years ago with the wish to become a maid, stating that she thought that wearing a maid uniform would be fun. She in addition “helped” designing new variants of maid attire. Namely by altering and replacing uniforms from other maids in training. Several of these designs were deemed suitable and added to the approved uniform list. Rosa received a shortened maid training due to the lack of food MGC Maid Central could provide Rosa.

Rosa as a fairy naturally has a small build without either much fat or muscle and has a human form that is comparable to the size of a small child. She is always seen wearing her red beret alongside her favorite red dress-like maid uniform. Both her dress and beret seem to have various runes drawn on them, their meaning or effect unknown. Rosa her exact age is unknown, but our background department suspects that she can’t be very old after having interviewed her and is currently attempting to find the location where she was either birthed or formed by nature.

As a maid Rosa has an under-average performance, not being capable of performing her tasks as quickly as other maids due to her small size. Rosa will change to her human form to increase her productivity somewhat, however a Master that owns a large residence might notice that Rosa is not capable of handling her duties without help.

(Profile continued in next reply)

>> No.13177579

>>13177571
Finally, someone with some functioning brain cells.

>> No.13177582

>>13177569
She was like flavor of one half a thread anyway. Not worth caring about.

>> No.13177583

>>13177574
(Profile continued)

It is also to be noted that Rosa is easily distracted, often when smelling paint or seeing someone work on some form of art. Being strict will normally cause her to return to her duties, with the exception if it is her Master working on art. In such a case a Master is recommended to either alter his schedule or be prepared to aid Rosa in her duties later. It is worth noting however that productivity and the quality of the produced art is known to skyrocket when the artist is being watched and cheered on by Rosa.

Rosa enjoys being near her Master and as such will spend any time not performing duties together with her Master. Rosa due to her maid type has a natural affinity for all forms of art. She specifically enjoys drawing, painting and watching others work on pieces of art. A Master can expect Rosa to try and encourage him to work and produce various forms of art and seems to enjoy “snacking” on fresh art produced by her Master. Rosa will otherwise enjoy playing various games with her Master, but will sometimes be content with simply relaxing on her Masters shoulder.

MGC Maid Central recommends Rosa for the more artistic Master who enjoys a fairy as maid and does not mind occasionally having to help his maid with her duties.

>> No.13177608

>>13177307
>"Don't worry Anon! I'll protect you from this Girtablilu! YOSH!"
>http://i.imgur.com/aKTSIAb.gif
>"OSU!"

>> No.13177612

>>13177574
>>13177583
>Master can expect a sharp increase in his artistic abilities.
Perfect.

>> No.13177613

>>13177608
Don't forget about Hornets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbOyBrdp3sU

>> No.13177618

>>13177608
>Beetle keeps wrestling Girtablilu
>Still gets stung to high hell
>Gets extremely sick
>Dies

>> No.13177620

>>13177613
Holy shit. It did not fuck around.

>> No.13177622

>>13177613
>>13177608

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RcteZjj_QA

>> No.13177623

>>13177608
>/fit/ Stag Beetle monstergirl who fucking powerbombs any other monstergirl who tries to seduce you.
Amazing.

>> No.13177625

>>13177289
>Luka's half-angel
>Alice is a monster
>Nero is half-angel half-monster

Literally Donte.

>> No.13177626

>>13177620
How stronk would a beetle girl be?

>> No.13177629

>>13177618
Girta venom would probably paralyze her.

>> No.13177630

>>13177626
Obscenely stronk.
She's gotta be strong enough to beat any rivals for your affection in a fight after all.

>> No.13177633

>>13177625
Wouldn't he actually be 1/4 human, 1/4 angel, 1/2 monster?

>> No.13177636

>>13177629
Unless that Girty had a fat tail.

>> No.13177637

>>13177626
They can perform suplex's anon.

They'd be very stronk.

>> No.13177640
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13177640

Would you a flamboyant, Spanish Toucan harpy?

>> No.13177641

>>13177633
That's more accurate. He's the Tiger Woods of monster girls.

>> No.13177643

>>13177625
Man, fuck Paradox.

>> No.13177646

>>13177626
She's strong enough to beat up all those mean girls that want to hurt you, but gentle enough to hold you tight.

>> No.13177649

>>13177640
If we had visual depictions of them, sure.

>> No.13177650

>>13177640
Si.

>> No.13177654

>>13177625
Luka was more of a Nephilim than Donte and Vorgin ironically.

>> No.13177656

Well anons, today is the day.

Due to a shortage of available husbands, you've been assigned three MG's by the state.

Luckily for you, they've omitted Ropers, Parasite Slime's and Manatago's (To prevent an overload like the great mushroom war of 2003) and they've also omitted Cait Sith's (Mostly due to their husbands habits of making them into furniture.)

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random (Roll for three girls, remember the order you got them in)



MG1 is baby hungry.

Like REALLY baby hungry. She wants youngin's and she is ready to do what it takes to get them. Expensive fertility drugs, manticore venom, you name it, she may try and use it. Luckily she's a wealthy heiress so she can afford all the kids she plans on the two of you having. She's a little Yandere for you and gets a wee bit jealous if you spend time with the other girls. Expect her to have wide hips that just beg for you to impregnate her.


MG2 is tall, very tall. She is at least three feet taller than average for her species, not that she cares. She's a little quiet, often sneaking up on you with nary a sound or cuddling up to you without a word, putting your head in her lap so she can stroke it. She also has a bust that could rival a holst.

MG3 three is perfectly normal...

Yep, she totally isn't a superhero at night who fights for love, justice, and keeping you out of the weekly supervillans grasp. She totally isn't keeping this a secret from you so you don't worry about her/become a target and she DEFINATELY doesn't have an ass that you could bounce quarters off of. Don't expect to be kidnapped every other month.

>> No.13177659

>>13177626
This stronk,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEOmgS-NQ3Q

>> No.13177661

>>13177626
If her strength scaled at a 1 to 1 weight ratio quite possibly the physically strongest anything.

Something like a dragon would be making a grave mistake for taking one on thinking "just some bug"

This is probably how they get their horns lodged into the ground while everyone sands around taking pictures with their phones.

>> No.13177663

>>13177659
>"I have to be strong for my husband!"

>> No.13177665

>>13177656
>Werewolf
>Alp
>Mantis

Nice.

>> No.13177668

>>13177659
>>13177637

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUaLo3RfW3Q

We need a Stag Beetle girl Kinniku Bustering a Dragon so hard.

>> No.13177669

>>13177656
>Human
>Cheshire
>Chimera
Oh great.

>> No.13177671

>>13177656
>Ryu
>Alp
>Elf

Well, could do without the alp, but two out of three ain't bad!

>> No.13177672

>>13177656
>Lamia
>Apophis
>Succubus

Well then.

>> No.13177676

>>13177668
A Dragon wouldn't be hurt by it, though she would get pretty mad.

>> No.13177679

>>13177663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz8zVQ0XTR8

Beetle girls are great.

>> No.13177680

>>13177656

>Nightmare, Kitsune-bi, Dark Matter

>> No.13177681

>>13177659
That was boring.

>> No.13177683

>>13177656
>Sea Bishop
>Doppelganger
>Barometz
>Those Spoilers
I have no objections whatsoever.

>> No.13177686

>>13177656
>Baby Hungry Ryu
Yes
>Tall Kuudere Mantis
Yes!
>Superhero Doppelganger
YES!

>> No.13177689

>>13177656
>Impregnat the Goblin
SCORE!
>Huge Alruane
Well, I get a very nice house if she can control plants.
>Honey bee superhero
Oh good, I'm living in the headquarters of the Mighty Bee. Explains where she gets her alruane nectar I guess.

>> No.13177691

>>13177669
You're doing your part to save the human race. Hope you don't have too many daughterus.

>> No.13177695

>>13177633
But don't monster genes override human? Would she be 3/4 monster and 1/4 angel?

>> No.13177697

>>13177656
Red Oni
Yeti
Lamia
oh dear

>> No.13177701

>>13177656
>Hellhound
>Manticore
>Cheshire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>> No.13177702

>>13177672
>Dandere Apophis
>Who likes to cuddle you from behind without warning
I love it.
What do you think happened to make her so emotionally detached, though?

>>13177686
>Superhero Doppelganger that could literally be anybody in the world
There's truly nothing to worry about on the identity front.

>> No.13177703

>>13177656
>Sea Bishop
Oh yes. I'll make sure that I empty every last drop inside of her.
>Tentacle
I wonder who soft and cuddly her tentacles are? It would be nice to be wrapped up in them
>Mimic
Well that's......odd. Might be a pain in the ass to get kidnapped all the time, but as long as she saves me before anything bad happens, I won't mind it that much.

>> No.13177707

>>13177695
Hold on now, genetics are tricky business, and discussing them when monsters are involved is a bit of a mindfuck.

>> No.13177710
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>>13177701
>Baby Hungry Heiress Hellhound
>Tall, busty cuddledom Manticore
>Superhero Cheshire with a godlike ass
>The Ultimate Smug Trio
I am so fucking jealous of you right now.

>> No.13177712

>>13177701
That song sucks. Stop linking it.

>> No.13177714

>>13177697
You have all the luck.

>> No.13177715

How does your monster waifu/daughteru(s) react to finding out you've been called for deployment tour?

>> No.13177716

>>13177710
No you really aren't.

>> No.13177720

>>13177712
Stop having shit taste anon.

It's bad for you health.

>> No.13177721

>>13177716
Yes, I really am.

>> No.13177723

>>13177676

>TFW be drinking with Stag Beetle waifu
>You notice the cross scar on her cheek
>She's always avoided talking about it, but she has enough alcohol in her system to let loose
>She tells you how she used to be at the top of her game in the world of professional Monster Girl wrestling
>Undefeated, arrogant, and batshit strong
>Even an Ogre had to think twice about fucking with her after their fight
>But then she tells you about her scar
>It was a Jaguar Jinko, one of those Lucha Libre types that like to rely on panache and presentation than anything
>A total Daddy's Girl, to boot, with her mountain of a papa sitting in the background, his face obscured by a Jaguar mask snarling at her
>Before your waifu knew it, she was pinned, the Jinko's skills nearly coming to beat hers
>The little upstart even tried to Mexican Surfboard your waifu
>One quick headbutt solved that problem, the Jinko ready to be served the Stag Buster, her prostate form lying still
>Your waifu blushes, telling you this is the most embarassing part
>As she was about to pop the Jinko's skull like watermelon on her strength, the girl's Papa leaped into the ring and grappled her
>No matter how much strength she tried to muster, he was stronger. It was like an ant fighting an elephant
>He somehow couldn't be beaten, his execution flawless
>The last thing she remembers is being on the receiving end of a Rolling Death Cradle, her face getting cut by his nails at one point
>She blushes harder at you
>"Ever since then, another man has never handled me so exquisitely"

>> No.13177725

>>13177701
>Sound of Silence
Don't act like you don't want this.

>> No.13177729

>>13177720
You think your pansy ass taste in music is better? It's a mediocre song that came out in the 60's. Two soft voiced gai bois singing about darkness? You're a faggot.

>> No.13177730

>>13177656
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

>Dark Valkerie
I a very happy.
>Golem
7 ft tall sub bodyguard, doesn't get any better than this.
>Large Mouse
Oh crap.

>> No.13177731

>>13177656
>yandere mantis
Do not want. At all. Maybe slightly.
>kuudere lich
I'm perfectly fine with that.
>superhero living doll
Just how?

>> No.13177732

>>13177729
I want /mu/ to leave.

>> No.13177736

>>13177656
>baby hungry Nightmare
Horse pussy for days. And nights.

>huge Wurm
How does she even sneak up on anything?

>superhero Dark Matter
Eradicating wickedness by Demonic Energy bombing one city block at a time.

>> No.13177737

>>13177656

>Zombie
>Dark Valkyrie
>Black Harpy

I don't even know how to feel about this.

>> No.13177740

>>13177731
>How?
She removes her right hand from its socket and attaches an arm cannon in its place, becoming the Masked Lolita X.

>> No.13177741

Parasite Slime, Ghost, Wererabbit

one of these things is not like the other.

>> No.13177742

>>13177740
Cobra Doll Girl?

>> No.13177744

>>13177737

>"Baaaaaaaaaaaaabiessssssssssss"

>> No.13177745

>>13177737
Give them zombies the zombie babies. Help your Black Harpy waifu to fight crime. What's not to love?

>> No.13177756

>>13177656
>Wealthy Apsara with hips for days
>Super Sahagin, non-washboard edition
>Legendary Hero Mummy with an ass that won't quit

I'm having ALL the kids with that Apsara, though.

>> No.13177760

>>13177756
Anon you put some babies in that Mummy womb right now.

Make more heroes.

>> No.13177776

>>13177656
>Dark slime
>Parasite slime
>Hornet
Jesus christ. Why. I guess the last one sounds pretty fun though.

>> No.13177777

>>13177736
>Baby Hungry Nightmare
You have my jealousy sir.

>> No.13177778

>>13177656
>Yandere Baby Hungry Slime
I worry about the yandere part. I mean, I like yanderes, but a yandere Slime sounds scary, and I fear for everyone else
>Shy Tall Busty Hobgoblin
Irony. And adorable
>Superhero Nereid
Her name is Aquawoman and this is not up for debate

>> No.13177783

>>13177574
>>13177583
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to the archives. This profile and all earlier matched profiles can always be viewed in this archive, which can be found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

MGC Maid Central wishes all Masters and potential Masters a kiki-tastic day and welcomes any potential Masters to visit their local maid center for a brew of their choise.

five more maid profiles to go!

>> No.13177788

>>13177777
Ah, a fellow connoisseur of Nightmares.

>> No.13177789

>>13177783
I applaud your will to continue, and I wish to buy you a drink when it's all over

>> No.13177791

>>13177783

Is that including Quetz-chan or no?

TBH I think it'd be cute if she was a Mistress who was formerly a maid for MGC

>> No.13177793

>>13177777
HORSE QUINTS

>> No.13177795

>>13177656
>Chimaera
>Kesaran Pasaran
>Amazoness

Score,

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>>13177783
>We get to apply for Mistresses soon

I can't wait to get my Mistress soon! The Kitsune and Apophis were both God Tier!

>> No.13177810

>>13177656
>MG1 Elf
>MG2 Zombie
>MG3 Harpy

Funny how well it works

>> No.13177813
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>>13177656
>Echidna
>Anubis
>Wyvern
Okay, Im not complaining, but this is too much of a coincidence
What's going on here?!

>> No.13177819

>>13177813
>Baby Crazy Echidna
>Tall and Busty Anubis
>Heroic Wyvern
That is strangely perfect.

I'm jealous of the Anubis. Wanna be cuddled by a big girl Anubian.

>> No.13177822

Has panty quest anon posted in a while? Last profile I remember him doing was Familiar.

>> No.13177823
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13177823

>>13177237
>>13176479

while (recapanon==kill)
{
cout<<"TheGreensrecap"<<endl;
}

People wrote..
Greygaurd update
MG mai-wait no butlers
The Nekomancer, the hero we want, but not who we need
Apophis getting what was coming to her
going to church with a... succubus
please spay you awoos to keep them from raping the janitor
Well, we didn’t write it but 12beast got updated
Nyanon intensifies
YBA is not kill
Orrin is cold
Priapus, the magical futa god
Removing kebab with edna
Random paladin defeats us
The HB holocaust begins

We fought about..
OP being dumb
tha sarth weel rase ageen! Jess you weight, yank!
something about fedoras
Anon tries to motivate us
Alp. No, not the species
Girls
The IRC and ELH and so on-we’ve done this dance before

We talked about..
White dragons being best, but totally not because of race reasons
Purple still being best
our waifus being disappointed in us
waifus of the writers
mute wurms
fucking traitor kun, man
why dogs make the best daughterus
I guess we get to go back to /a/
Blimey /monster/ is shit
Would your family accept a girl that lives off cum as your wife?
Giving mythical gods of fire and death loli cookies. Someone should do set next
armpit fur
Welcome to the MGC graveyard, please enjoy your stay
Stockholm syndrome
>fruitlessly furious, facilitating faggots foisting fictional feline phallus for fannyflustered fools
I CAME.
How poplar is your waifu?
Bacically anything about a jabberwock
hugs
MG economics

People drew..
A kikimora cooking show
someone drew spidercow
Sentinel colorizes a spider
My umbrella is grumpy
Stuff, but ignored the requests thread
color edits!
that’s totally not a succubus. Totally not

>> No.13177825

>>13177656

I got Werecat for number 1. The other stuff doesn't even matter, I'm beyond satisfied. A superhero Hobgoblin sounds amusing, though.

>> No.13177826
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>>13177791
She will receive her profile seperate, but I like your idea. I'm not sure how i'll put it to work yet, but i'll think of something.

>>13177789
I truly appreciate your praise, it's incredibly motivating

>>13177800
I'll take a break first though, so no forms to fill out yet.

I will however make serveral more Mistress profiles during that time, Taya's neighbours being two of them. That will also create a nice setting to work with in the future.

>> No.13177831

>>13177826
good job not pissing anybody off yet. I writefag occasionally and haven't managed to do the same.

>> No.13177836

>>13177823
C++-kun pls.

>> No.13177837

>>13177823
Priapus is not a futa you retard.

>> No.13177842

>>13177836
did I actually write it correctly? It's been months[/spoiler[
>>13177837
I guess you didn't see the entirety of the text.

>> No.13177846

>>13177842
>[/spoiler[
Wow. I am an idiot.

>> No.13177848

>>13177842
>did I actually write it correctly?
It'll do.

It's not like I'm gonna be anal about it here.

>> No.13177855

>>13177842
>>13177842
Priapus is male and blesses men with dinosaur boners to fuck minsters with, and divine protection, so they don't fall to DE.

Or female, yet does the same, who cares, but he or she s not a futa, stop including trolls in your recaps.

>> No.13177860

>>13177848
ayyy, I don't have Alzheimer's. Wonderful news!
>>13177855
Dude, again, apparently you didn't read the entire story, because a number of people made her out to have a magical horsecock, and specifically used the word "futa" multiple times. Stop being the little boy who cried wolf.

>> No.13177863

>>13177860
Are you stupid enough to take that seriously? Next you'll tell me people love cait sith? Fuck off.

>> No.13177865

>>13177656
Dark angel baby factory
>They're sex crazed from the start so not much change

Succubus cuddle buddy
>Cuddles are nice

Sandworm super hero
>Dear god the collateral damage

>> No.13177869

>>13177863
>Seriously
I don't even know how to respond to this. The whole text was a joke. Are you one of those fellows who screams "bait/furry/troll" at anything you disagree with? You should be the one to fuck off.

>> No.13177870
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13177870

Which flavor of fox would you most?
Classic?
Celtic?
Aryan?
Or Realistic?

>> No.13177871

>>13177870
Realistic chocolate all day all night

>> No.13177872

>>13177870
bottom right.

>> No.13177876

>>13177869
Threadcanon has come from sillier things. That it could be used in the future is not at all unthinkable. And if you approve of futa here, YOU'RE the one who needs to fuck off you third rate knockoff.

>> No.13177882

>>13177870
Celtic.

Something about the Irish lass stirs the heart.

>> No.13177884

>>13177876
I don't know what you've got up your ass but apparently It's enough to have to acting like a child. This isn't worth my time

>> No.13177885

>>13177870
I'm going with Cletic

>> No.13177889
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>>13177870
I go for a more exotic flavor.

>> No.13177890

>>13177870
I'm gonna go with realistic, dat delicious brown and matching black.

>> No.13177892

>>13177889
The irony of this image never fails to make me laugh.

>> No.13177893

>>13177892
whyssat

>> No.13177894

>>13177884
You're supposed to PRETEND to be retarded, use your judgment next time.

>> No.13177914

>>13177889
>>13177892
>>13177893

>2010+5
>Being an E FGT FGJ

>> No.13177918

>>13177914
...what?

>> No.13177920

>>13177893
>Plains monstergirl/coyote
>Dressed like a plains indian
>Somehow supposed to be from Georgia
>From the most educated tribe historically with the highest proportion of English speakers
>Uses a written language invented by an English Indian to convey not speaking English

Layers upon layers

>> No.13177927

>>13177920
Deeper than a succusluts vag.

>> No.13177929

>>13177894
Dude, stop with the flames
>>13177920
I assume you're that same guy who made fun of this image several threads back? I know nothing about native american anything.

>> No.13177930

>>13177889
>You will never live in a fledgling colonial Human settlement next to a tribe of nature-loving Coyote Girls.
>You and other men will never mingle with the strange Coyote woman and father little Coyote daughterus.
>The two groups will never merge overtime and found Coyote City.

>> No.13177939

>>13177930
>>13177920
>>13177889
I wonder what that universes equivalent of skinwalkers would be.
And no familiars don't count.

>> No.13177943

>>13177929
>Native American
Still called the Bureau of Indian Affairs bro. I don't think I've ever seen anyone take exception to it except crappy western reservations and self-important 1/8 bloods looking for a cause.

But anyone growing up around old Indian Territory who went to school with people from a bunch of tribes would know some history. Hound is from that area too.

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>> No.13177951

>>13177871
>>13177872
>>13177882
>>13177885
>>13177889
>>13177890
3 for realistic, 2 for celtic, 1 for other. Gotta say I was not expecting those results. Personally I like celtic the most but I was not expecting realistic to get as much love as she did.

>> No.13177952

>>13177943
>Hound is from that area too.
well here's the thing- my ass ain't. Not is most of the people here. American Indian history for me stopped after the civil war.

>> No.13177956

>>13177951
Top right is pretty good too. It's the art style really- it's so cartoony. I can't judge someone as attractive when they're represented in what is almost Garfield-tier art.

>> No.13177957

>>13177951
>Thinking classic chocolate doesn't win every time

Don't know how you made that mistake really.

>> No.13177967

>>13177952
But anon. All the stuff I referenced was between 1750 and 1840

>> No.13177969

>>13177957
Original is chocolate too.

>> No.13177975

>>13177969

No. She's got blue eyes and blonde hair. She's more like some natural ganguro. Black hair always looks better with dark skin anyway imo. I get really tires of the nips always making them white, pink and blonde

>> No.13177979

>>13177967
Well that's just extra proof for you. I don't know anything at all except maybe 3 great ethnic cleansing examples. Why don't you educate us by creating a few MGs based on various tribes?

>> No.13177981

>>13177975
Brown with white hair has some appeal too, but I agree on those other two colors being terrible.

>> No.13177983

>>13177656
>Werecat
>Cheshire
>Dark Slime
No problems here but, a smugless cheshire is interesting.

>> No.13177988

What if MGE in a film noir setting?

>> No.13177991

>>13177983
Dark slime is not the hero we deserve but the hero we need.

>> No.13177992

>>13176944
im still going to buy it

>> No.13177998

>>13177988
Like a mouse girl in a spinning wheel, it would go nowhere.
Like when browsing for things on DA, you would have to prepare for the worst.

>> No.13178001

>>13177988

You'd get the game Narrate from Whose Line. Only there is no camera so when the MGs step away to talk in great detail about how they're going to rape someone he's just right there, listening.

>> No.13178009

>>13177979
Okay. I can do a few

>The Chocktaw Gatorgirls
>Stocky, strong-featured, and just plain strong!
>Successful traders and fisherman, with a huge spread
>Home in the giant swamps but can make it anywhere as they're very hardy

>> No.13178015 [DELETED] 

>>13177979
Is good idea.
>>13177967
>>13177943
You should totally Make custom MGs for different tribes. Hell I'd do it if you gave backstory.

>> No.13178020

>>13178009
*Choctaw

Can't believe I missed that

>> No.13178026

>>13178020
>>13178009
Mooar backstory. Hell, I'd be willing to write some stuff for you if you'd link me to some informational pages. MGE's girls suck anyway, with their cat dicks and MAMAMONO MANA, let's make our own

>> No.13178035

>>13178026
>with their cat dicks
That was courtesy of Bob and .Less you dillhole. Ot isn't a part of the setting.

>> No.13178037

>>13178035
It's a joke dude

>> No.13178038
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>Thanks to the anime, normies, Tumblr fuckwits, shitposters will swarm all over this like ants

I feared this might happen

>> No.13178039

>>13178026
>with their cat dicks
What.

>> No.13178042

>>13178039
It's a joke about the cat sith.

>> No.13178043

I like to think this is a fairly accurate depiction of what would happen if one turned into an Alp.

http://exhentai.org/g/795477/49396e10bc/

>> No.13178050

>>13178026

The Choctaw were all through the Atchafalaya, but most got shipped up to Oklahoma. What I said about stocky and stuff is true. My buddy Windel-Allan used to say "Let someone with Flintstones genes show you how it's done." Caveman strength. They were also famous for their use of sassafras and introducing it to Europeans.

>> No.13178051

>>13178038
>implying they will not be too busy shitposting at /a/

>> No.13178052

>>13178038
If anything, your post makes me believe you're a crossboarder.

>> No.13178053

>>13178043
>http://exhentai.org/g/795477/49396e10bc/
Eh, I've seen it before.

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>>13178026
>Let's make our own

You know who you remind me of?

Those nerdlords who made their own on that MGunlimited or whatever KC shutdown.

Things that make you just seize up for a moment when thinking about.

>> No.13178056

>>13178038
Too late for that.

>> No.13178066

>>13178054
No u lil shit I'm talking along the lines of Valerie, junko or manny, you know, good threadcanon.
>>13178050
They tall? The way you describe them makes me think some sort of amazon warrior, except in the middle of Oklahoma. Is that where they're originally from or is that where they've been forced to live?

>> No.13178074

>>13178066
>is that where they're originally from
Not that guy but. Nobody is originally from there because the Indians were smart enough not to live in that hellhole.

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>>13178038

Don't worry dude, posting standards are too low for anyone to come here, they'll go to /a/ instead

>> No.13178082

>>13178074
Oh come on, oaklahoma isn't that bad.
I think.

>> No.13178083

>>13178009
>Comanche Hellhounds
>The most numerous, warlike and brutal of the southern plains monstergirls.
>Scalping, raping, husband stealing
>Hated enough that almost all surrounding smaller monstergirl tribes have tacit agreements and coalitions against them
>All lithe and fit
>Love to celebrate and party
>Very quick to adapt to changing situations as well
>When faced with overwhelming force, they'll quickly begin talking about trade and romance

>> No.13178084

>>13178077
Feel free to stop posting reaction images and samefagging.

>> No.13178086

>>13178054
Protip: If you make ANYTHING without any license/permission, wait until you've distributed to tell everybody about it.

>> No.13178088

>>13178082
You've never been there. My family has lived there and in the states around for at least a few hundred years and I can tell you I'm glad I live in Texas now.

>> No.13178090

>>13178038
>>13178077
We don't abide greentexting and reaction faces here.

>> No.13178092

>>13178090
You seem to be lost friend.
>>>/a/
We got exiled here BECAUSE we greentext and post reaction faces.

>> No.13178096

>>13178074
>This is what everyone reading Cortez's accounts of the Great American Desert really believed

But the biggest numbers of Indians in Oklahoma are the natives. Tons of tribes are from there. They were also the biggest, meanest and hardest to kill. So you dumped off all the rest of the easier to move ones out there.

>> No.13178099

>>13178092
It's so obvious you're new to /jp/ it hurts.

At least don't try to pretend to fit in so hard.

>> No.13178102

>>13178066

They're more like Neanderthals, short and strong as fuck, thus all the caveman jokes. And the Atchefalaya is the giant swamp system that takes up all of South Louisiana. That's where they're from. Also that's why gatorsgirls.

>> No.13178104

>>13178092
I thought it was because they were assholes who had the mod in their back pockets.

>> No.13178105

>>13178009
So let's start with number one...
So we have a girl, reptilian in nature (why crocodile?)
who is /fit/, somewhat short(?), with tanned skin, lives in communities, preferable on lakes, rivers or other bodies of water, not particularly violent.

>>13178083
comming next

>> No.13178107

>>13178088

Nah man. The land is great. In fact, the old saying goes "Oklahoma would be the greatest place on earth, if it wasn't for the Oklahomans."

>> No.13178108

>>13178096
I know, but seriously fuck Oklahoma.
captcha: wwwwc
The fuck?

>> No.13178111

>>13178102
>>13178105
Okay okay, that's good. Short, scaled, long tails. How bout marriage or customs? How would a waifu educate her daughteru on how to get a husbando?

>> No.13178114

>>13178092
there's a difference between a greentext story and greentexting

reaction pictures and any other sort of junk content is heavily disliked here, too

I wish /v/ and /a/ kiddies could behave here

>> No.13178115

>>13178107
And the weather that tries to kill you in different ways each week.

>> No.13178117

>>13178084
>>13178090

>posting reaction images

We've been over this, as long as we delete them who cares

>don't greentext

A quarter of these threads are but greentext, don't give me that shit, i wasn't even greentexting anyway

>> No.13178120
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Tongue pussy

>> No.13178121
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So will MGQ paradox have a plantsect village moment?

I mean, that part traumatized me

>> No.13178123

>>13178038
>>13178077
>>13178117
>>13178121

I want /v/ to take their shitty memes and unrelated pictures back.

>> No.13178125

>>13178111
They're very big on trading and marrying into other cultures. That's how you wound up with so many Indian Creole in Louisiana. That's also why the ones in Oklahoma look more like pure Choctaw than the few left in the swamps.

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>>13176546
Why are vampires really into some kinky stuff

>> No.13178130

>>13178009
>>13178105
>>13178125
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER
But we still need a better name than just "Chocktaw gatorgirls." If you know any of their language, that would come in handy right about now.

>> No.13178132

>>13178115

Meh, after you live through twenty tornadoes and hailstones the size of baseballs growing up, you just kind of take that as normal. And elsewhere it's hurricanes or earthquakes or volcanoes or something else.

It is funny when you see some Discovery storm chaser show and they make Oklahoma seem like the end of the earth though.

>> No.13178134

>>13178120
Would she puff up proportionally to how much she's bullied?

>> No.13178138

>>13178129
Having to get someone to put up or enjoy your blood drinking tends to lead to that.

>> No.13178139

>>13178120
Horse cock tongue*.

>> No.13178144

>>13178120
I wanna bully her about how she can see 360 degrees around her!

>> No.13178145

>>13178129
Biting a best.

>> No.13178153

>>13178139
Do not bully the Chameleon Girl.

>> No.13178155

>>13178153
But then how will I get delicious dark, stacked, timid chameleon girl?

>> No.13178159

>>13178153
But i need to see her sub mode as much as i can.

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>>13178120
>Dating a tongue girl.

I want to as well.

>> No.13178175

>>13178130
Hachunchuba is the anglecized noun for gator.

You could shorten it to Hachu or Hachun or Hachuba

They also made armor out of gators back when. The name for that is Tilikpi. So that's an option.

It also means hairless.

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>>13178162
>>13178120
My niggas

i wish this guy did more of the frog girl

>> No.13178189

>>13178175
Hachu is fine. Besides, "Hachu-chan" Sounds cute. Is it pronounced "Ha-chu"?

>> No.13178191

It's Take Your Kid to Work Day at School! Your Monster Girl waifu is a stay at home waifu so that means you need to take your daughteru to you work.
How does it go

>> No.13178192

>>13178191
nigga i'm in college

>> No.13178195

>>13178189
Yeah.

>> No.13178199

>>13178189
Gasuntiet

>> No.13178201

>>13178192
Then why did you even answer?

>> No.13178202

>>13178120

If only another writefaggot would do stuff for her. I got a bad taste in my mouth from that last guy.

>TFW no Blueberry Succubutt story of her honeymoon in the dark
>For the sake of procreation
>In the missionary

>> No.13178206

>>13178191
Implying I'd take my daughteru among shitty teenagers.

>> No.13178207

>>13178201
Because nobody on /jp/ has a job.

>> No.13178218

>>13177656
>Baby Hungry Mantis
Okay with with

>Busty, Extremely Tall, Kuudere lamia.
Just take all of my yes.This is perfect.

>Superhero Chimaera
No complaints

>> No.13178220

>>13178184
Frogs are nice
http://imgur.com/9PGDghD,w66sNWo

>> No.13178222

>>13178207

I have a job managing retail inventories for various franchises and even some college bookstores. So I guess I proved you wrong.

>> No.13178224

>>13178195
Great job my nigga. Few things to clarify though

Their habitat (formerly swamps and the bayou, now the plains of oaklahoma)

their diet (they're gatorgirls, so some type of fish-thing?)

and their disposition (they're community based, so I guess social, and maybe friendly)

and a bit more on marriage stuff. Native american traditions of all types differ rather drastically than that of modern murrican stuff, so I want to make sure I get this right

>> No.13178225

>>13178222
No, you really didn't.

>> No.13178228

>>13178222
>Not being a NEET
wow check out this loser guys

>> No.13178229

>>13178191
She takes a nap while sleepwalking and following me around, and I get complimented on my cute little girl by customers. As long as I keep her in my sight, everything is peachy.

>> No.13178234

>>13178228

Nah man I totally enjoy interacting with ballchinian, curry smelling Indian/Bangladeshi/Pakistani/Whatever the fuck kind of Asia Minor peoples that pocket the northern Virginia wasteland in 7-11s when i'm not doing inventories for University bookstores or something that's more, I dunno, enjoyable.

Like doing an inventory for a PetCo where they legitimately had a rabbit about the size of the one from Caer Banorg.

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>>13178220
>>13178184
frogs are really nice

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>>13178207
I wish I had no job sometimes

>>13178191
probably mangled in some machinery, or at least missing some digits because some knob took guarding off the conveyors again.

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>>13178235
Tsuyu's design is very appealing, although I have yet to pick up the series she's from.

>> No.13178250

>>13178191
But my waifu and I have the same profession.

>> No.13178253

>>13178191
What if I can't work because my wife won't let me?

And because she makes enough money that I don't need to?

>> No.13178255

>>13178224
A lot of the old stuff you hear about the Indian legends and practices around New Orleans and Baton Rouge are old Choctaw stuff. Baton Rouge (red stick) came from that name, and the practice of having a kind of holy stake in the ground that proclaimed the land protected.

But they were actually best known for not having a bunch of super religious stuff and just being peaceful and laid back. Still kind of continues that way really, unless you get someone really riled up.

It's a very live and let live kind of culture. They were mostly just so successful due to being a huge group of agrarians that got along really well and loved to trade. So when somebody tried to start shit with them, they had huge numbers to back them up. They rarely even went to war, and were known to play games with other tribes to settle disputes.

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>>13178235
>>13178249

>TFW frog girl receptive to you shooting your milt all over her roe

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>>13178249
>>13178256
>you will never wake up and see this

>> No.13178261

>>13178191

I'd be a telecommuter. But to keep with the mood we get up early and have her get dressed in work-casual attire. She sits next to me and pretends to do work on her laptop.

>> No.13178267

english translation for mgqp part 1 when?

>> No.13178268
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I feel like one of the few who want to play Paradox now.

The designs are pretty good, and it's not like I've played these for the porn, anyway.

>> No.13178272

>>13178268
>Designs
>Good

My sides.

>> No.13178275

>>13178268
you're gonna have to wait a long time for those translations to come out

>>13178272
crossie leave now

>> No.13178278

>>13178268
ill wait about a year or two for translations

>> No.13178280

>>13178272
Eh, it's kinda a mix some are good and some are absolute shit. You can't blame him for liking the better ones.

>> No.13178281

>>13178268
well crap im avoiding the vg thread specifically not be spoiled.

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>>13178268
At least the lewd H-scenes look nice, although they come across as clusterfucked surrealist paintings.

>> No.13178286

>>13178284
I liked them because those were... different, you know?

>> No.13178287

>>13178284
My only tidbit of optimism is that the 20 girls that were posted are among some 250 more unknown, hopefully more beautiful-looking ones.

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thread needs more crazy ice cream eating

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What monsters are these supposed to be?

>> No.13178302

>>13178224
Writing it right now. I'll get back to you

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>>13178268
>>13178280
They finally decided to add actual fucking onis.

>> No.13178305

>>13178296
The one on the right looks like a Jiang Shi

>> No.13178310

>>13178289
What is this from? Or is it just a standalone image?
>>13178296
Maybe the bird girl is a Crow Tengu or a Yatagarasu? It depends on if she has three legs or not. As for the girl with the box, probably some kind of Yokai.

>> No.13178314

>>13178304
Recruited.

>> No.13178315

>>13178304
>Those muscles
My fucking dick.

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>this is tagged as furry

>> No.13178318

>>13177656
>baby hungry cheshire
FUCK
>tall busty dragon
This could not have gone better
>thunderbird superhero
Nice

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>>13178286
>>13178287
I hope pic-related is up to par.

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>>13178320
Are those eyes actually on the CG? Because if they are my sides just went orbital.
"Wha- What the fuck do I do with this?"

>> No.13178328

>>13178304
How tall is she?

I want her to be tall enough for me to bury my head in her breasts while grinding my dick on those abs.

>> No.13178332

>>13178317
That's really awkwardly drawn.

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>>13178304
I can't wait to make a harem of big girls.

>> No.13178338

>>13178332
You really think so? Perhaps my crop is robbing the drawing of its quality.

>> No.13178342

>>13178259
>kerokerokerokerokerokerokerokerokero

>> No.13178343
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I think people were trying too hard to only focus on the bad parts.

God please, make the plot not suck.

>> No.13178344

>>13178324
Them eyes are real.

>> No.13178348

>>13178334
The way things are developing, MGQ:P is seeming less like an RPG and more like "Monstergirl Harem Simulator 2015".

>> No.13178349

>>13178348
THE WAY IT IS MEANT TO BE

>> No.13178351

>>13178343
I think you're the plot at a higher standard than you should.

>> No.13178352

>>13178348
Doesn't help that it feels like Pokemon.

Gotta catch 'em all, am I right?

>> No.13178355

>>13178324
Yup those are the real eyes.

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>>13178314
>>13178315
>>13178328
I'm trying to find more pictures of her but I can't find any. ;_;

You can recruit a loli oni, by the way.

>> No.13178363

>>13178324
They're very charming.

>> No.13178365

>>13177281
Isn't this obvious? He's sealing himself, obviously he's so strong that if he were to go all out he'd just win forever instantly. Isn't his grandmother on his father's side a seraph or some shit?

Jokes aside, how in the hell did we up with a male monster girl? Wasn't it said in a previous game that the offspring of a monster and a human would always be another monstergirl? Elemental four and bandit lolis offspring when?

>> No.13178369

>>13178361
I am so going to create an entire Oni family harem.

>> No.13178370

>>13178351
holding the*

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>>13178324
>>13178344
>>13178363
She's also recruitable!

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I'll bet you she gets the wings from Luka.

>> No.13178381

>>13178373
Well her and loli oni are on the team, if this keeps up I'll need several dozen save files just to have them all.

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>>13177414
>MG invasion game type.
>MGs have to capture most of the crew to win.
>Everyone captured or killed by grey tide.
>Monsters have constructed a weapon to surpass metal gear
>fate of the crew up to a single man
>A man whose sneaking skill is legend.
>The mime

>> No.13178383

>>13178373
>Magical chalk drawings
The adorableness reading just went off the charts.

>> No.13178386

>>13178373
So, is she just a ghost?

>> No.13178389

>>13178382
Don't forget the fear that the MGs shall face when they encounter the horror that is The Clown.

>> No.13178398

>>13178365
>Jokes aside, how in the hell did we up with a male monster girl? Wasn't it said in a previous game that the offspring of a monster and a human would always be another monstergirl?

There's a very small chance of a monster girl giving birth to a male, but he'd be like any human boy, with the only difference being having monster blood. Sabasa King has sphinx blood, for example.

And about being able to shift into a monster boy, well... I guess he gets a free pass for being the son of the monster lord?

>>13178386
I think she's a witch succubus (similar to Chrome).

>> No.13178400

>>13178398
>Chrome

Eh, she didn't really do it for me and neither does this girl.

>> No.13178405

>>13177656
>Living Doll
>Scylla
>Hobgoblin
I would have been perfectly fine my order was first, but no...I just basically have a sex doll.

>> No.13178408

I wish they increased the image reply limit to 400.

>> No.13178411

>>13178408
Well, we aren't even close to 100 images, and we're already on page 5.

(Do not use this as an excuse to shamelessly post more images, you fools.)

>> No.13178413

>>13178408
As long as people delete their shit/don't spam, that won't be necessary.

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>>13178398
I hoped the Monster Lords son would at least have good fashion sense for fucks sake.

>> No.13178417

Let's say that monstergirls come to out world and you and find your waifu. Things are going pretty well, you and your waifu are getting along great, and even the normies seem to like the monstergirls. But then relationships start to strain. News gets out about monsters raping men, or corrupting women, and anti-monster start to crop up, asking or nothing more then that all monsters leave earth at once. You're one the the couples chosen to help repair relationships between man and monster before war breaks out. How would you and your waifu do it? Would you still do it, knowing that some people would hate you for being a "traitor"?

I would think that me and my waifu would focus on disproving any rumors and lies about monstergirls, and telling people the truth. Sort of like what the people who created Snopes do.

>> No.13178418
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13178418

This thread lacks centipede.

>> No.13178420

>>13178415
Right? This overdesign shit really went too far this time.

>> No.13178422
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13178422

>>13178398
Since he is a one in a million fluke male who just so happened to be the son of a monsterlord and a nephilim he also gets to inherit both their powers with boosts on top? Because Neris doesn't look that ferocious. If anything she probably inherits mostly holy powers. Look at this shit. Some monster she is with those pure spirits swirling around her.

>> No.13178423

>>13178386
I think she's based off the legend of Jack of the Lantern.

>> No.13178425

>>13178415
Are there any pics of an "Aunty Dante"?
Dem chaps mang.

>> No.13178426

>>13178422
Actually, she could easily be the most powerful of all, what with the concept from last game of mixing holy and dark powers?

If she trains, she could be the most dangerous creature to ever exist.

>> No.13178427

>>13178422
Look at it this way, at least she doesn't look like his faglord brother.

>> No.13178430

>>13178422
Here's hoping she isn't a bitch liker her mom.

>> No.13178435
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13178435

I've yet to see any art from Jingai Modoki posted here. Did he not return for Paradox?

>> No.13178436

>>13178430
She's got Luka as her dad, so I'm sure some of his softie bullshit rubbed off on her.

>> No.13178439

>>13178255
Here's what I've got so far:

Habitat: Prefer to live in aquatic lands such as the Bayou, but now live in more arid, prairie like lands

Disposition: Open, calm, friendly, social

Diet: Aquatic animals like fish or turtles, but also some land animals

Encyclopedia entry:

The Hachu is a weighty, if somewhat short reptilian, egg laying, exothermic monster commonly found in the south eastern parts of the United States, and, after their migration, the Midwestern united states. They are distinguished by their short stature, but carry considerable muscle, which gives them a surprisingly high weight. They are also scaled, have long, extremely muscular tails which are used for swimming, valence and fighting, have the ability to breath underwater, have double-lidded eyes which allow them to see underwater, webbed fingers, and extremely sharp teeth. The average Hachu is almost constantly sporting a dark-reddish tan, which helps with dark green scales to camouflage them while underwater. They are quick underwater and surprisingly nimble even on land, though they are not built for land movement and a human could consistently outrun or outmaneuver a Hachu if there were ever a need to do so- out swimming one is another story.

>> No.13178440
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>>13178425
This is all I had on me, although there are likely a lot more images out there.

>> No.13178443
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...Is this like a golem made out of equipment you'd find in a cheap motel?

>> No.13178445

>>13178439
(cont)

The Hachu, in their native setting of the Bayou or watered, swampy area, is a very successful trading species. It may seem ironic that such a well muscled, armored, and able species would shy away from combat, but the Hachu are not only hesitant to fight but flat out scorned for fighting unnecessarily- the Hachu are a calm species, happy to talk, study or sleep when not hunting. They build villages on the edge of the waterways that they use to hunt, and build roads to other settlements. However, the Hachu build road is quite rare; they are unnecessary because rivers serve as their roads, and spending time paving over the endless mud and vine would be both unnecessary and wasteful.

The Hachu are more than content to marry within other cultures; there is no specific "Hachu nation" and you will find them wherever there is warmth and water; location, heritage or history is unimportant so long as the man they will marry is just. Because of this loose, open philosophy, Hachu lack specific marriage ceremonies, but they do hold their native Bayou in high esteem; no matter where a Hachu may move too, the Swamplands will always be it's point of comparison- always it's home. Sleep is an important part of Hachu culture- this may seem simple but keep in mind that Hachu spend upwards of 12 hours a day asleep so it becomes important through a literal necessity. With this comes an importance of sleeping with their husband-not only does this provide the philosophical comfort of being with who you love, and the actual, physical comfort of being with a heat source; while Hachu are not truly cold-blooded (they generate a small amount of in-body head and do not hibernate) they nonetheless rely on environmental heat sources and during wintertime add hours to their already extensive rest time- going from dozens of hours to entire days of sleep.

Yes I know this is cheesy but these are MONSTER girls, I've gotta put the monster in there somewhere.

>> No.13178447

>>13178417

Firstly I'd get her into some uniquely human things. Her Libido is abnormally high in comparison to humans, it would be a good idea to suppress this as much as possible, at least in public. We'd dress modestly, and she would act more civil than your average person.

I'd also like to see her get into philosophy or some heavy topic like it, just to make it perfectly clear that she is on par with, if not superior to your average person.

>TFW no Civil Lamia waifu who l reads Stirner and Neitzsche

>> No.13178449

>>13178436
I can live with that.

>> No.13178452

>>13178439
>>13178445
They sound like a very comfy race.

>> No.13178453

>>13178439

Two points on this first part. Louisiana is Deep South, not Southeast. And especially the part of Oklahoma they live in, out by Cotton and Jefferson and Tillman, is Southwest. You can drive five minutes and be in Texas almost due North of the Metroplex.

>> No.13178454

>>13178449
SJW NERIS
Check your single-species privilege.

>> No.13178455

>>13178443
It looks like they gave her the "generic western bimbo" look.

The kind you'd see in those old town motels and the like.

>> No.13178456

>>13178452
If you find swimming and naps to be comfy, then yes.
>>13178453
got it. Anything else I should note? Rape my ass with info here, I want it all.

>> No.13178458

>>13178454
Urge to purge rising.

>> No.13178466

>>13178455
The worst part is that they didn't even do it in a way that looks attractive.
I mean seriously, that image is so run into the dirt it's entirely un-sexy.

>> No.13178469

>>13178456

In the second part, they are very fiercely communal people, but it's more like "This is my family." Rather than "This is my nation"

And if you want to talk culture, then the food is always a common thing that will never be given up.

>What did you use to thicken the gumbo husband?
>Uhhh okra?
>THIS WILL NOT STAND. FIND MY JAR OF FILE AT ONCE!
>We're out sweetie scale
>THEN GO GRAB SOME LEAVES AND GRIND SOME MORE

>> No.13178470
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>"Hey Anon, would you care to join me for some poetry practice? I really could use a cute boy for some inspiration. Come on Anon, won't you be my muse?"

>> No.13178472

>>13178469
>>What did you use to thicken the gumbo husband?
>>Uhhh okra?
>>THIS WILL NOT STAND. FIND MY JAR OF FILE AT ONCE!
>>We're out sweetie scale
>>THEN GO GRAB SOME LEAVES AND GRIND SOME MORE
I have no idea what any of this is- but I'll google it.In the meantime, you got any other foodstuffs?

>> No.13178473

>>13178470
Poetry has been a dirty word to me ever since I had to analyze it during high level English classes.

>> No.13178474

>>13178470
She's gonna get paper cuts on her boobs.

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13178475

Well, at least repuaria 2 won't be an abortion like paradox. If Lilim is anything to go by, that is.

>> No.13178482

>>13178472

A lot of stuff you think of as cajun that's not a french derivative. Boiled crawfish with corn and potatoes. Gumbo. Softshell soup. All that kind of stuff.

>> No.13178484

>>13178447
>Neitzsche
You'd only made her want to kill herself. You gotta take it easy.

It's like listening to King Crimson when you're just starting to become a boy genius! You could end up being a mad scientist!

>>13178377
>>13178422
She looks like a cutie, just like her mother.

>> No.13178485

>>13178482
Quoting that directly with no shame.

>> No.13178493

>>13178470
>Jabberwock seducing boy she likes using poetry
OH yes, I would be blushing so hard.

>> No.13178500

>>13178470
Who the fuck puts a book between their tits?

Fucking weirdo.

>> No.13178505

How would your Monster daughteru react to you popping your bones in front of her?

>> No.13178506

>>13178485

This reminds me >>13178493

The Choctaw used to have a cultural hard on for speeches and storytelling that rivaled the Greeks. If you were a good bard, you were a rockstar. And the politicians were expected to speak as well as modern ones or better.

>You will never watch two little Hachu girls argue whose Dad tells the better bedtime stories

>> No.13178507

>>13178505
>Popping your bones
What?

>> No.13178512

>>13178507

Joint cracking, snapping, friction popping, etc.

>> No.13178513
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>>13178320
This girl's face is fucking cracking me up.

>> No.13178514

>>13178507
Cracking knuckles or whatever

>> No.13178518

>>13178507

snapping your knuckles, cracking your neck

cmon man, people think it's disgusting

it's actually good for your joints

>> No.13178519

>>13178505
My girlfriends have always made concerned faces when I do it until they get used to it. I'd figure someone that grows up with you just considers it normal.

She'd probably try to imitate me and sprain something.

>> No.13178522

>>13178507
>he isn't a skelington
RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE

>> No.13178523

>>13178513
I like her.

>> No.13178527

>>13178518
>people think it's disgusting

They shouldn't. Fuck them if they think I'm going to walk around with a kink in my neck all day to spare them half a second of unpleasantness.

But the reaction I've always gotten around strangers who don't need to pop joints back into place is that they think I hurt myself or something.

>> No.13178529

>>13178519
>girlfriends

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>>13178522
>Rattling Intensifies.

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>>13178530
>>13178522
RATTLE

>> No.13178543

Luka is so much of a beta it manages to piss me off.

Even in cutscenes when he isn't even being raped but tenderly loved he makes these shitty faces.

>>13178518
>it's actually good for your joints
Nah, that's as wrong as thinking it's harmful.

>>13178527
It's as annoying as chewing your food with your mouth open.

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>>13178522
No skeletons here
No sir

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>>13178545
>Ossification intensifies

>> No.13178558

>>13178530
>>13178542
>>13178545
>>13178553
Stop.

>> No.13178560

>>13178543

>Stop using your own skellington as you please

lel

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>>13178558
Cry more

>> No.13178562

>>13178506
Hot shit mah nigga. I gotta go to bed, but I'm putting this on my bed and will get back tomorrow. Keep thinking of new info, new races, new lore ext.

>> No.13178563

>>13178543
>It's as annoying as chewing your food with your mouth open.

No. Chewing with your mouth open is disgusting and poor manners.

Having a bad crick is physical pain. Not that smarmy cracking your knuckles before doing something showmanship.

>> No.13178564

>>13178562
>on my bed
on my pastebin actually. I'm tired.

>> No.13178568

>>13178564

Go to pastebin, anon. You need to sleep.

>> No.13178569

>>13178560
Enjoy being socially unaware.

>>13178563
Oh, I was talking about needlessly cracking your knuckles, neck, etc.

>> No.13178570

>>13178568
>>13178564
Update your bed in the morning.

>> No.13178576

>>13178569

>socially unaware
>For popping a bone

Social etiquette is so goddamn fucking gay sometimes. People need to grow some skin and stop being little bitches.

>> No.13178579

>>13178576
But that would require people to have spines and be tolerant.

>> No.13178584

>>13178579
Race war now!

Impregnate the tubby tanukis!

>> No.13178586

>>13178576
>>13178579
what a bunch of aspies

you sound like a kid who recently got reprimanded by their mom

>> No.13178589
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>>13178584
>You'll never live a life of comfortable hedonism with a tubby tanuki

Though really, those with wealth didn't get it because they're bums. She'd actually probably be constantly busy and only have like, 30 minutes a day to spend time with you. It'd suck.

>> No.13178590

Crossboarders leave now.

>> No.13178592

>>13178584
Way ahead of you there buddy.

>> No.13178596
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13178596

I can finally fulfill my hobo-fucking fantasies!

>> No.13178597

>>13178590
>There's just the two /jp/ natives left

You didn't really think this through did you?

>> No.13178598

>>13178597
I think that's his plan Anon.

>> No.13178601

>>13178597
behave yourself and take it easy

>> No.13178602

>>13178597
It's the American Mentality.

>> No.13178604

>TFW trying to think of a waifu of mine to write about
>Everything comes back to Manticore

>> No.13178607

>>13178589
Yeah but those thirty minutes


>Tanuki waifu comes home from work, hair discheveled and bags under your eyes.

>"Hey honey how was wo-"

>On the floor, in the kitchen, in the bedroom. Cuddling afterwards.

>> No.13178609

>>13178602
You mean children from other boards coming here acting as they please, right?

>> No.13178613

>>13178609
I meant exiles and immigrants coming to a place, taking over, and then act as though they own it and always have within a short period of time.

>> No.13178614

>>13178613
So you mean the Anglo-Saxon mentality.

>> No.13178616

>>13176842
Never had the motivation to work out. I look good enough for me and it's not like there's any one else I had to look good for. If there were, I could find the motivation to give a fuck about my body so, yeah. 10/10 would learn how to fight, would learn how to protect, and would brave the wilds with her.

>> No.13178619

>>13178597
There's a worrying number of normies on /jp/.

>>13178607
I'd think she'd be more fatigued than anything and just plop down on the bed face first, leaving a trail of clothing from the entry to the bedroom.

Instant snoring.

>> No.13178620

>>13178614
Fair enough.

>> No.13178624

>>13178619
Fuck snoozing tanuki butt?

>> No.13178627

>>13178619
Well, if were going by realism then she'd probably eat a lot of fast food so she could get back to work quicker.

>> No.13178628

>>13178619
>There's a worrying number of normies on /jp/.
You can be a "normie" and still not act like some /v/ retard.

>>13176842
Getting fighting training from a monster girl sounds fucking perfect.

>> No.13178629

>>13178619
There's a worrying number of normies all over 4chan in recent weeks.
You should see /pol/, it's flooded with leftist moralfags.

>> No.13178631

>>13178624
My plan exactly

>Falls asleep with her but sticking in the air.

>Pull down her lacy black panties and fill her up from behind.

>She sleeps through it but she's smiling at the end

>> No.13178632

>>13178624
>>13178627
>>13178619
>Not offering to be a comfy cuddle buddy for your wife after a stressful workday

It's like you don't care about her at all.

>> No.13178638

>>13178631
>>13178632
Why not both?

>> No.13178645

>>13178627
Anon, please. The wealthy don't eat fast food. The maid would prepare all the meals.

>>13178624
That'd be kind of odd. She tells you to use whatever hole you want, she doesn't care. Buttfuck her while she's passed out. I think that'd indirectly make me feel emasculated, but I'd still blow at least three loads a night into her guts.

>>13178632
I still have my own life, but yes, press up next to her and her hands instinctively curl around you and she snuggles in close.

>> No.13178646

>>13178627
>Gets stressed due to work, starts stress eating.
>Gets more pork than an orc.
>Her face when she splits a dress in front of you.

Eh, I'd still cuddle her.

>> No.13178650

>>13178645
Not at work, she'd need to get lunches from somewhere and get it fast

That and sodas.

>> No.13178654

>>13178650
At all the companies I worked for, the executives always had catered lunches.

>> No.13178657

>>13178654
But that costs money anon.

Money she could be spending elsewhere.

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13178660

still can't get over the fact there's an onahole girl in paradox.

>> No.13178675

>>13178660

>Fingerpussy

>> No.13178677

>>13178660
Probably the same reason why there are car key pokemon now.

>> No.13178678

>>13178660
At least the art is good.

>> No.13178681

>>13177656
>Baby crazy Poseidon
Am I in the... DANGER ZONE?

>Tall Ara Ara Olev Dark Vaklyrie who sneak cuddles you
I like this one.

>Civil servant inari with dat ass...
Eh... holy shit man. Way to be bland compared to the other two. Guess I've gotta work on her getting that 9th tail so she can distinguish herself. It could even help that job she won't tell me about that definitely isn't dangerous.

>> No.13178682

>>13178678
Oh yeah, I'm not complaining at all. I find it hilarious.

>> No.13178683

>>13178657
Her husband can make it.

>> No.13178684

>>13178660
What in the fuck is going on with that thing's anatomy?

>>13178657
She saves money by 'down-sizing' the workforce, forcing more responsibilities onto existing employees while still being draconian about overtime policies.

All while giving no one any raises for years because of 'economic difficulties,' yet her company posts record profits.

When there's any hint of dissent she sends out a 'friendly' newsletter reminding employees how lucky they are to have a job in these difficult times.

>> No.13178686

>>13178678
Oh I would disagree with you on multiple things.

>> No.13178687

>>13178645
>Blow at least three loads a night into her guts
>Press up next to her and her hands instinctively curl around you and she snuggles in close
Yes.

>> No.13178690

>>13178684
Her fingers are onaholes, so of course her hands would be huge as shit.

>> No.13178708

>>13178202
>If only another writefaggot would do stuff for her. I got a bad taste in my mouth from that last guy.
That guy who had her set as the Onee-chan?

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>>13178493
>A Jabberwock will never write poetry about how much she adores you, how she thinks your beauty is beyond comprehension, and how you're the greatest treasure in the world
>She will never recite it to you under a starlit night, before she asks you to join her for a walk in the park
>She'll never woo you with more poetry before finally making her move behind a few bushes, with which you happily let her have her way with you
>A lonely oomukade will never watch you in secret and schlick off to the sight of you and the Jabberwock making passionate love

Why live?

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>>13178714
>She'll never invite you to her house because you got caught in a thunderstorm without any way to get home.
>She'll never take you up to her room, strip your wet clothes off of you, and have slow, tender, handholding cuddlesex under the covers with you to help bring your body temperature back up.
>She'll never wrap her wings around you and hold you close while whispering her love poetry to you.
Life is pain anon. Life is pain.

>> No.13178731

>>13178714
>Acting like some loose corseted strumpet from a cheap 3 shilling apothecary novel.
This is why you'll never find a real MG.

>> No.13178732

>>13178714
>>13178728
stop posting stupid images and pretending to be different people. thanks in advance

>> No.13178737 [DELETED] 

>>13178732
>Muh posting standards!

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>>13178732
Shit man, what bug crawled up your ass?

>> No.13178742

>>13178737
>>13178738
You don't need to save face on an anonymous imageboard, you know.

>> No.13178745

>>13178731
Even the sluttiest of anons deserve love.

>> No.13178749

>>13178742
Calm down dude, you don't need to try and start a shit storm you know. Especially over nothing.

>> No.13178754

>>13178714
>>13178728
Thanks for reminding me of "hanging yourself" point in my to-do list.

>> No.13178756

>>13178749
I'm not "trying to start a shitstorm" when I'm being civil about it.

>> No.13178757

>>13178749

>>13178579

>> No.13178758

>>13178745
But anon, that's entitlement.

Yes, I'm only pretending.

>> No.13178768

>>13178757
dude you're so bad*ss...........

>> No.13178773

>You and your tubby tanuki waifu both get home after an exhausting day of work
>Fuck it, fast food because neither of you can be bothered to cook
>Clothes everywhere, sitting in your underwear on the couch
>Try to be sexy for each other, fail horribly
>Listlessly go to bed for a long, sensual night of buttfucking her like you did when you first started dating
>Completely fail at strip tease and just wind up tossing the underwear to the floor
>She climbs over the top of you, trying to get you hard
>Falls asleep on top of you
>Think you'll just slip it in while she dozes
>Grab her ass, think she's soft and warm
>You fall asleep
>Wake up the next morning intertwined, both of you thinking the other had their way with you while you slept

>> No.13178777

Ok anons,

We know that everyone has different tastes about MGs and how much is "too much" when it comes to things.

So anons. How much is too much for

Breasts

Ass

Hips

Muscle

Chubby

Height (both tall and short)

Hair

>> No.13178786

>>13178777
The answer to all of these is simple:

If it's a fetish piece on deviantart, it's too much.

>> No.13178787

>>13178728
>>13178714
>You'll never have her ride you, tentacle mouthes nuzzling at your neck and hands as she breathlessly describes everything she loves about you in a flowery, poetic language.

>> No.13178790

>>13178708

Yes that one.

>> No.13178793

>>13178777
>Breasts
D is generally my limit

>Ass
I like a nice, peachy curve, nicely toned, and kept in proportion with waist, hips and thighs.

>Muscle
Not really one for muscles, but a nice toned ass, and some nice toned abs, are unmistakeably nice.

>Chub
I tend to prefer tone, but dat chubby tanuki posted earlier? There's no saying no to that.

>Height
I like petite girls, small enough that I can snuggle her in my lap, resting my chin on her head. The exception being with say, a Dragon. In which case, the inverse is fine. Preferable even.

>Hair
Short.

>> No.13178799

>>13178777
> Breasts
Ehh provided they don't look ridiculous on the frame I'm alright with them. I'd say D-cup is probably the top tier for me.

>Asses
Too much of this gets ugly However I'm a lamia guy, so this doesn't really effect me.

>hips
Once again with the proportions, provided they don't look ridiculous, bigger is good.

>muscle
Athletic looks great to me, chiseled does not.

>chubby
Not a fan of period. Though provided its not unheathly looking I've no complaints.

>Height
I like tall women. And I'm a macro-phille so its hard to get too tall

>hair
no real preference.

>> No.13178801

>>13178777
>Breasts
Anything above DD is too much
>Ass
Needs to be fit a toned, a little jiggle is acceptable, but I don't need any flabby succubutts.
>Hips
When they are about shoulder width
>Muscle
As long as they aren't bodybuilder tier it's fine.
>Chubby
Enough to squeeze with a hand, anything more and gym time is needed.
>Height
Tall is around 2-3" taller than me, short is about my chest height, so around 5'7".
>Hair
If I can step on it it's too long.

>> No.13178805

>>13178777

Limits, not preference.

>Breasts
When they reach the belly button
>Ass
When you can no longer see the muscle attachment to the lower back. It's not just orbs, artists
>Hips
When they're wider than the shoulders
>Muscle
When they look like tumors or the anatomy is terrible or there's huge throbbing veins. Also fake tiny head syndrome
>Chubby
The chin rule. And drawing skinny bitch heads to get around that is an automatic disqualification.
>Height
>Tall
No giants. 9ft is pushing it. Also proper anatomy and not tiny head syndrome
>Short
Nothing shorter than my waist. Not into fairies.
>Hair
Depends completely on the girl, but I hate boycuts, undercuts and updos

>> No.13178806

>>13178773
>Anal after fast food
Anon that's how you get shitdick.

>> No.13178807

>>13178675
There's probably a lot more onaholes in her body, anon

>> No.13178809

>>13178777
>Too big that she can't lick the head of my dick when titjobs

>Too big it distorts her form

>More than twice the width of her torso

>Bodybuilder tier, obscures her feminine form

>American tier, obscures her feminine form

>Too tall for me to be able to stand straight and bury my face in her breasts without having to bend down. (This is ideal, really)

>Too short for me to be able to fit inside her. (Assuming size correlates to height here) If my dick is as large as she is, it doesn't matter how stretchy she is, it won't fit without dislocating and demolishing her pelvis.

>Hair
>Too long
>Things which are in existence
Pick two.

>> No.13178813

>>13178777
There is no one number for any of those. They all work together, everything works together in proportions and so long as they look good together and fit with the girl's body type then they look good.

>> No.13178814

>>13178806
He married a jewnuki, how smart can he possibly be?

>> No.13178817

>>13178728
>>13178787
>You finally fall asleep, held tightly in her claws
>The Jabberwock slowly begins to fall asleep herself
>She then hears a small noise from her closet
>"... You can leave now you know. Shows over."
>Oomukade crawls out of the closet, her hands covered in a liquid
>"S-So uh... When are you guys gonna-"
>"Get your own husband already."
>"O-OK, well uh.. Th-Thanks..."

Do you think a Jabberwock would help Lesser Monster Girls in learning romance and being able to charm potential husbandos?

>> No.13178822

>>13178806
It doesn't blast through you instantly.

Besides, it's 2d. No poopdick ever happens.

>> No.13178824
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>>13178777
>Breasts
>Ass
Huge. Firm yet squeezable.

>Hips
Birth-giving with skull-crashing thighs.

>Muscle
Big enough to still retain her femininity. No veins and any other disgusting shit.
Still should be able to bring down walls with no effort, though.

>Chubby
Nah.

>Height (both tall and short)
6'-6'4''.

>Hair
Long and wild.

>> No.13178828

>>13178799
>And I'm a macro-phille so its hard to get too tall
Me too but I still wouldn't like a girl taller than me.

That's why sizeshifters are great.

>> No.13178831

>>13178828
>Me too but I still wouldn't like a girl taller than me.

Why not?

This upsets me more than it should. Probably because the reverse holds true. Women don't want guys shorter than them.

;_______;

>> No.13178832

>>13178777
>Breasts
Anything bigger then her head,usually
>Ass
When it's just flab
>Hips
Same as above
>Muscle
When it's fetish Bodybuilder tier
>Height
Anything above 9 feet or below 4 feet
>Hair
Shorter hair, usually about shoulder length

>> No.13178835

>>13178806
>not punching her in the stomach so she clenches and you pull out clean

>> No.13178839

>>13178831
Hey, I wouldn't like them to be shorter than me either, so some days I can hold her and other days she can hold me.

>> No.13178842

>>13177656
>Baby hungry Mandragora
Maybe not the worst thing to happen, that screaming when it comes around i'll need ear protection though.
>Tall, busty, and cuddly gazer
Holy fuck that sounds nice.
>Tall, busty, and cuddly gazer
That sounds awesome.
>Superhero famil- nah fuck that reroll- aw shit it's dark matter
The hero bit does help but i'd be scared out of my mind when she floats in.

>> No.13178851

>>13178835
>Not clenching and squeezing down as tight as she can to stimulate bloodflow and excite her asshole's nerve-endings even more while at the same time making it feel like her guts are trying to wring out every drop of cum when you go balls-deep and hold onto her big, soft tits for dear life as you spurt over and over deep within her
>Not sighing contentedly as you collapse over the top of her, letting your dick stay in her backdoor as she rides out the aftershocks of her massive anal orgasm
>Not groping and squeezing her flesh while teasing her soppy pussy while waiting for your cock to get hard again

>> No.13178861

>>13178777
>breasts
>ass
Punch you. Punch you in the throat.
They're fine as long as they don't reach stupidly big levels.

>>hips
Nice and wide, with curve.

>muscle
If she looks like He man she is out. Chiseled and toned are fine. Love shred abs, but her breasts must be decent. Big biceps on a girl are also ass.

>chubby
Like chubby Sonico I guess, Pochaco's just fat.

>height
4'0 to 6'6 are as low and high as I'd go.

>hair
Yes

>> No.13178866

>>13178861
You like Kejourou don't you?

You have excellent taste

>> No.13178867

>>13178861

Well, no underarm hair and below should be trimmed, thin as possible, prefer waxed. No fucking mustaches, EVEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

>> No.13178876

>>13178866
I like the idea of holding and kissing her while her hair cascades down my back, wrapped in darkness.

>> No.13178887

>>13178866
>Kejourou
>Can controll her hair and how long it is
>Cute little love heart for pubic hair
>Feels like silk and is softer than the fluffiest fluff
>Kiss and lick its, before trailing down to toy with her clit and spread her soft pink lips with your tongue
>Insert
>Her pubic hair grows out and wraps around your cock in some kind of woven hair condom
>As you thrust into her, her pussy writhes and contracts about your length one way
>Her silky-smooth condom twists stokes and contracts the other way
>Strands of it slip into your urethra, and massage you from the inside
>Cum at the speed of 1000 lightyears

>> No.13178891

>>13178887
Light-years measure length, not speed.

>> No.13178892

>>13178887
>condom

You wot?

>sounding

Get out.

>> No.13178893

>>13178891
That's the joke

>> No.13178898

>>13178891
>TFW Light Years away from facing Brock

>> No.13178899

>>13178893
It's a bad joke.

But I don't mind.

>> No.13178903

>>13178892
>Stop liking what I like!
This isn't even an inflammatory topic.

>>13178899
I was going to go with "at the speed of a thousand suns" because suns don't really move in relation to their own orbitaries, but then lightyears seemed to fit better. It's not meant to make sense.

>> No.13178912

>>13178903
Neither pegging nor sounding are well looked upon here, so go to /d/ or /vg/ or shut the fuck up about MGQfag.

>> No.13178915

>>13178912
Shut up, nerd.

>> No.13178916

>>13178912
about it*

>> No.13178921

>>13178915
Get. Out.

>> No.13178922

>>13178912
I would totally be okay with a lilim shoving the tip of her tail up my ass. Or a pharoah inserting her lithe fingers into me while she titfucks me.

>> No.13178930
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Who cares?

>> No.13178931

>>13178921
>>13178912
Nice meme friendo, you sound bothered, wanna talk about it?

>> No.13178939

>>13178931
>>13178922
>>>/d/
>>>/y/
>>>/vg/

And stay there. Your fucking fetishes don't go everywhere.

>> No.13178943

>>13178939
>G-guys staaaahp iiiit!

>> No.13178946

>>13178939
To be fair they can talk about MGQP since this is Monster Girl GENERAL, which is an umbrella topic which covers numerous aspects of monster girls. Though these guys are being rather obnoxious.

>> No.13178949

>>13178939
His story was so mild I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out. It really isn't important.

>>13178943
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13178951

>>13178939
Maybe if you cry harder they'll take pity on you and leave.

>> No.13178955

>>13178946
MGQ is filled to the brim /d/ tier shit, and fuck these guys because when we got kicked out of /a/ the welcomed us SO WARMLY, so they can fuck off to where they belong.

>> No.13178958

>>13178912
>Neither pegging nor sounding are well looked upon here, so go to /d/ or /vg/ or shut the fuck up about MGQfag

>G-GUYYSS, T-take your monster girl stuff out of the monstergirl threads!

I just discussed interesting and unusual ways for a kejourou to use her hair. Grow the fuck up. It's not like it's become a massive thing spanning many greentexts. If you don't like it just move on. You're the reason it's still talked about. You get that, right?

>> No.13178963

>>13178955
And here he comes, trying to act like the global thread police.

It's retards like you that make shitposting happen more frequently, you realize that right?

>> No.13178966

>>13178955
>It's totally the fault of people who talked about monstergirls in the monstergirl thread and not whiny bitches like me who complained and shitposted about everything I didn't like!

>> No.13178969

>>13178955
To.
Fucking.
Bad.
It's still thread related, as much as I don't like sounding and such, so you'll have to deal with it unless a mod or janitor says otherwise.

>> No.13178971

>>13178958
>>13178966
Your greentexting is as retarded and annoying as that guy, you know.

>> No.13178972

>>13178966
Hi, first day on 4chan? In the thread? Stop trying so hard to fit in and talking about things you know nothing about.

>> No.13178975 [DELETED] 

>>13178971
>Not liking greentext
>On 4chan
>In the year of our lord 2000 + 15

>>13178972
Ironic.

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straight up guys, is there anyway to get the vector image from the less daki
litterally is there anyway or do hope for nothing

>> No.13178986

>>13178777
>Breasts
H-cups, I like them big (I do enjoy flat though.)

>Ass
Big ol' bubble butt, good for boning, great for spanking.

>Hips
Shoulder and a half max, great hand holds.

>Muscle
I like them heavily muscled but not that extreme fetish crap.

>Chubby
Body I could handle until she gets a belly apron, anything on the face is just out though.

>Height
Ten feet tall, Three feet small (barring stretching)

>Hair
Hair that reaches her rear is nice.

>> No.13178988

>>13178971
>>13178949
I was under the impression we abandoned the childish concept of posting standards.

It would seem I was wrong.

>> No.13178989

>>13178969
No. I. Won't. MGQ shit goes in /vg/ and just because they have a fucking game out doesn't mean they get to come here and shit /d/ all over the place.

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>>13178975
Ok dude.

>> No.13178995

Guys, someone post something cute. I just saw something bad and need to get it out of my head.

>> No.13178996

>>13178988
This is /jp/. If you weren't new you'd know /b/-tier posting isn't welcomed here.

>> No.13179000

>>13178989
One day your tears might effect change, but today is not that day.

Having a succubus poke your prostate with her spade tail while she's riding you for maximum milking would be heaven.

>> No.13179002

>>13178989
While they do have their own thread on their own board, they can still come here because it's monster girl related.
Not like you can't have 50 Im@s threads in /jp/ because there's one on /a/.

>> No.13179004

>>13178958
>grow up
>move on
>it's totally okay to have vore, unbirth, pegging and all that other shit in the thread because it's in MGQ

No. Door's right there.

>> No.13179005

>>13178996
>New
>/b/-tier
>This thread is anything like /jp/
You're embarrassing yourself, you should seriously stop now.

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>>13178995
Ok.

>> No.13179008

>>13179004
You DO know they can still discuss the non gore and unbirthing parts right?

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>>13178995
Is this cute enough for you?

>> No.13179010

>>13179000
Please keep trolling, I want you gone.

>change

You don't belong here, don't pretend that you do, the only reason this has even come up is because of that crap game.

>> No.13179013

>>13179007
>>13179009
Thanks. My heart feels better. Now I just need to forget what I saw.

>> No.13179014

>>13179005
I'm not the one desperately attempting to justify shitposting.

>>13179004
See, this is why greentexting is retarded. It's always some kid trying to twist someone else's words into something that isn't remotely similar to the original comment.

We've all been telling you it's ok to talk about MGQ, not about fetishes.

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>>13178995

>> No.13179017

>>13179008
That's fine, /d/ shit is not.

>implying MGQ is not a clusterfuck of the nastiest shit known to man outside of starless

Did you play MGQ past part 1?

>> No.13179018

>>13179010
>Things should happen the way I want
Yes, because you speak for all of us.

When is spring break over again guys?

>> No.13179023

>>13179014
>Justify shitposting
And yet here you are perpetuating the exact thing you are trying to stop by responding to these people.

>> No.13179024

>>13179004
I never mentioned MGQ. I posted a sequence of lines which don't even qualify as a full greentext. And the focus isn't vore, unbirth, or pegging. It's monstergirls. What they do is neither here not there, as having these actions and fetishes fulfilled by monstergirls makes it related to the monstergirl thread, no matter how much you may hate it.

Any way, all that aside, Neither vore, nor unbirthing, not pegging are in any way related to the original post. It's just shit you've brought up. If you hate seeing it here so much, why the fuck did you bring it up?

You want your secret clubhouse where people aren't allowed to post things which trigger you?
>>>/tumblr/
I found some friends and like minded individuals for you.

>> No.13179030

>>13179023
I'm still not justifying shitposting.

>> No.13179031

>>13179017
It seems you haven't if you think that's all there is to the game.

>> No.13179038

>>13179030
The very act of you responding is what enables them to continue, but I suppose if you were able to understand that you wouldn't have even spoken up in the first place.

Either way, enjoy stirring the pot, I'm sure the thread will be a better place if you keep preaching from your soapbox into a crowd of hecklers.

>> No.13179043

>>13179038
Sure.

>> No.13179048

>>13179024
It came up because of the fetish YOU brought up.

>>13179018
You make me laugh so much. You make it seem like you're some oppressed victim trying to post peacefully, when we have a laundry list of fetishes that are out, pegging and sounding are among them, and they don't go here anyhow. MGQ is pure /d/, and you have three places to talk about how much you like having things shoved up your ass, so go there, and stay out of here until you know how to behave.

>> No.13179053

>>13179048
>It came up because of the fetish YOU brought up.

>Blaming me for what you post and are responsible for

Child.

>> No.13179054

>>13179048
Until a mod/jan says otherwise they can still stay since they're still thread related by talking about a game with monster girls.

>> No.13179055

>>13179031
>there's more to a porn game than the porn

Forgot all the defeat scenes there are to collect? You kidding me here? You think that paper thin story is the focus of the game?

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>>13179048
>MGQ is pure /d/
A third of this thread is talk about the latest MGQ and there wasn't any real talk about fetishes.

>> No.13179060

>>13179048
If anyone is acting like an oppressed victim right now it's you, you're making more noise than a jew that's demanding reparations from Germany.

>> No.13179063

>>13179055
You're clearly strawmanning now at this point.

>> No.13179064

>>13179053
Who was the one who wrote the kejouro greentext?

>> No.13179072
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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW complaining that people are posting monstergirls

>> No.13179074

>Be a traveler who journeys to some relatively unknown village in the middle of nowhere.
>The people living there don't make eye-contact with you and there's lots of hushed whispers going around although you do get to stay at an inn.
>You retire for the evening, planing on leaving the following day since the tension is making you uncomfortable.
>But then you are kidnapped, bound and brought to nearby mountain cave
>They call out to someone who is inside that they have brought them a sacrifice
>As you hear footsteps coming closer toward you from the cave the villagers scramble and leave.
>You start to dread and try to escape as it comes closer but then...!
>It's a Dragon mamono
>She looks bored and resigned as she looks at you. And then she sighs.
>She undoes your bindings and tells you to come inside where she'll explain.
>You're no longer scared and now just curious to learn what the hell is going on.
>Once inside she explains that she's lived in this particular cave for years and recently humans have set-up a town nearby, unaware of her presence.
>When they did learn of her they were terrified and sent their own men to her as a sort of sacrifice.
>She never killed them of course; only shooed them away and said to them to simply leave her be.
>But it seems that they interpreted this to mean that their offering wasn't good enough
>Hence you being offered to her
>She's really sorry about getting you mixed up in this
>But then you got a plan...

>> No.13179075

>>13179054
Not if they bring their fetishes with them. Please tell me you want vore and all that other crap in the thread, please be that stupid.

>> No.13179078

>>13179072
God I just want to impregnate that cute face and ruin her moist pussy.

>> No.13179079
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You guys have no idea how inessential this argument looks for someone who hasn't been following it.
Can we drop defending our non-existent virtual faces and switch to something else?

Let's better talk about WARAWA.

>> No.13179083

>>13179075
You can quit strawmanning any time now.
We could always asks the mods to carpet bomb the thread and take you with it.

>> No.13179085

>>13179074
>Dragon
Lovely. Do go on.

>> No.13179087

>>13179074
Cute.

Oh wait, is sex coming up?

>> No.13179089

>>13179074
Continue

>> No.13179090

>>13179079
I'd prefer to talk about Tarawa thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio

>> No.13179093

>>13179063
Don't give me that, you can't deny what I said is true. So there's a story, sex and fetishes are still about 80% of the game. Do not bullshit me.

>> No.13179094

>>13179079
Pharaoh is my favorite MG.

>> No.13179097

>>13179064
Hey, sounding, if you can even call slipping a few strands of hair into your dickhole "sounding." It's not "Full urethral slide down your dick and tickle your balls from the inside" or anything. That's on me. Never said it wasn't. This vore, unbirthing and other /d/tier shit? AND the storm that came with it? That's stuff you've tracked in on your own boots, pal.

>> No.13179102

>>13179090
YOU CAN'T KILL ME TOJO! I'M BETTER THAN YOU! I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU........just let me reload....

>> No.13179103

>>13179079
I want to be childhood friends with a chubby pharaoh.

>> No.13179104

>>13179083
I look like I give a shit?

>> No.13179108

>>13179097
Fine, just please, be more careful in the future.

I did get heated, I'm sorry.

>> No.13179109

>>13179093
>>13179104
Yep, still strawmanning and trolling.

>> No.13179114

>>13179097
And you did say "strands of hair slip into your urethra and massage from the inside, so don't give me that crap.

>> No.13179115

>>13179074
>>But then you got a plan...
Step 1. make dragon daughterus
That's pretty much it.

>> No.13179122

>>13179108
It's not a problem. Just move on next time. It's not like I was cramming it down your throat going
>THIS IS HOW KEJOUROUS MATE NOW ALWAYS FOREVER
That would deserve your reaction. This didn't. It was just an innocuous greentext.

>>13179114
Poor terminology. Is there even a word for just the tip or opening of the urethra? Cause that's where most the nerves are if I understand my dick anatomy. Not much point to going any deeper.

>> No.13179127

>>13179122
Better to just say 'slit' or something to refer to the entrance, and not the whole length of yer dick.

>> No.13179129

>>13177656
>Baby hungry Chimera
My dick can't handle it
I can't handle it
I can't handle all 4 of them wanting their own children
I'd still go for it
>Tall Mummy
Look at all those exposed areas to be rubbed.
>Alraune
I thought it was funny when I kept hearing static crackling in her flower.

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Would you eat your waifu?

>> No.13179133

>>13179129
>Hmph, H-hurry up. I want your kids and I want them now

>B-but I want his kids too! Come on anon, don't you want to give me kids?

>Oh ho ho ho! You think YOU deserve to bear his children? Only I am worthy of bearing anons children!

>Ladies, I say we let anon pick...but you do realize that we are the same person right?

>> No.13179143

>>13179122
>>13179127
Jesus Christ what school did you go to? It's the external urethral opening and penile urethra. Now can we drop it?

>> No.13179144

>>13179132
Alf?

>> No.13179145

>>13178777
>Breasts
Twice the size her head is the absolute limit

>Ass
Not an assman, so as long as it's not that flat im fine.

>Hips
Child bearing hips and thighs to match it.

>Muscle
Being toned is the limit

>Chubby
Just soft.

>Height (both tall and short)
Im just 160cm so anything above 200cm is awkward to me.

>Hair
Long

>> No.13179146

>>13179132

I want an Alf monstergirl that I can feed old cans and use to solve the Cait Sith problem once and for all.

She would be so soft and lovely too. Like a garbage-eating shortstack yeti.

>> No.13179151

>>13179143
I went to an anglican school and I don't actually recall any sex-ed classes. Though I enrolled in the Eighth year, so they might have held them on the seventh. The year before that had too many hot chicks in my class and so I payed less attention to learning about dicks than I did fantasizing about using them.

>> No.13179154

>>13179132
I'd eat certain parts of her like a starving man, if that's what you mean.

>> No.13179157

>>13179151
You're a Brit?

>> No.13179160

>>13179074
Go on.

>> No.13179163

>>13179157
Ausfag.

>> No.13179164

Night everyone,

Don't burn the thread down, and have a good night.

Are you a bad enough dude to take on the Red Comet? A red scaled wurm who is the fastest pilot in the Principalities army?

Personally?

Maybe, although I'd rather go for the Nightmare of Solomon. She's a nice girl.

>> No.13179170

>>13179074

>Just go with it you tell her
>She listens intently, curious, so you continue
>Appear before the villagers and declare that the offering of this traveler is perfect and that you're now satisfied.
>But also tell them that you plan to leave to terrorize other villages or something.
>While you tell your plan to the villagers you should just lift me by the shirt in one hand.
>I'll look all mopey and beg for mercy to which you should reply "SILENCE PUNY HUMAN" or something.
>Then you leave with me in tow.
>And that's the idea you tell her
>She thinks about it and then laughs; agreeing to go with it.
>Nice. So then you spend the night in the cave. She doesn't really have that much treasure and she's willing to part with it if it means getting away from the villagers and all of your effects are on your person so that works out well
>And then morning came.
>Surprisingly you treated to a breakfast from her before the big event out of small thanks for helping her out.
>Before you both head out she cuts part of your clothes up a bit to make it look more convincing
>So as planned she effortlessly picks you up with one hand by the shirt and flies off to the village
>They point to her as she approaches and lands in the center of town
>"VILLAGERS YOU HAVE DONE WELL. THIS SACRIFICE OF A MEAGER TRAVELER IS EXACTLY WHAT I REQUIRE. BUT NOW I'VE MADE A DECISION TO TRAVEL TO NEW LANDS. REJOICE, FOR YOU'VE FINALLY MADE YOURSELVES USEFUL TO ME."
>God damn that was good. Now for your part you look up at the dragon's face, pleadingly
>"O mighty dragon! Please have mercy on a lowly worm such as I!"
>"SILENCE PUNY HUMAN" she quickly retorts
>The villagers bow to the dragon as she flies off with you in tow
>She lets out laughter, glad it worked. After finding a new dwelling she drops you off to your home town.
>From there you two became fast friends. Some weeks passed but then..

>> No.13179172

>>13179164
>Not waifuing the Blue Giant
I don't care if she's taken.

>> No.13179174

>>13179164
>Gato
>As a Nightmare
...I don't even know how to feel about this.
>Nightmare
>With Nuclear Armaments
OR THIS.

>> No.13179178

>>13179170
Fascinating. Fun and cute. Do go on.

>> No.13179180

>>13179174
>>13179172
>>13179164
>Not taking Jane Ridden, the crimson lightning.

>A red scaled lamia who has to live in Charlotte Aznable's shadow.

>> No.13179182

>>13179180
>>13179172
>>13179164
>Not Shina Matsunaga, the White Wolf
>A werewolf with snow white fur
>Or her blood sister, Dozella Zabi
>An ogre who's very popular with her subordinates

>> No.13179183

>>13179180
>Not taking Jera Mantis and giving her healing after she watched all those boyfriends die and got thrown off a mountain with a broken leg

>> No.13179187

>>13179182
Dozella is married with a little girl you homewrecking monster!

>> No.13179191

>>13179187
I apologize, I simply thought she was worth mentioning.

Her daughter is adorable though, isn't she?
Still, Shina's a very nice woman herself. Just ignore that awful parody of her who does nothing but get beaten up.

>> No.13179193

>>13179172
>Implying she didn't take you, a young pilot who makes an old fox like her feel young again.

This is not missionary boy! Not missionary!

>> No.13179200

>>13179193

>You like a woman with experience, don't you anon?
>Let me show how the earthnoids make love in the deesart

>> No.13179203

>>13179200
She's a master of earth phenomena trivia.

>>13179183
>You find her and carry her back into the base as the mobile armor launches, handing her to the medic before getting ready to sortie.

>She doesn't let go, worried about what will happen if she does.

>> No.13179222

>>13179187
>>13179191
Hey, this anon should choose to be the one she marries!

Working hard to get her attention.

She'd probably love a strong guy like him, one who can fight by her side and help raise their girl to be a good one.

Then again, he could also Mass produce the Big Zam.

>> No.13179226

>>13179170

>She invites you over to her place with something she wants to talk to you about.
>Wants you to check her new place out
>Well OK
>So you travel there. It's a bit of a hike but not really too long from where you live
>There's not a door or anything so you simply announce your arrival
>You hear a reply to come in but you can't hear it too well. >She must be pretty deep in the cave you guess.
>So you walk in and note that the cave has been spruced to be more fancy than her old one. But most of these fancy additions seem more recent than some of the other decorations.
>And then you find her sitting on a bed. She smiles warmly when seeing you and offers you a seat next to her. You comply.
>She talks about how she appreciates all you did for her and reminiscences about how it was at the village before you showed up.
>While she talks you feel her tail curl around you slowly.
>After she's done talking you get up and tell her it was no big deal and that you even had fun.
>You say you're going to leave after having a nice chat
>But her, or rather her tail has other plans.
>She uses it to yank you on the bed on your back.
>What is happening.
>She stares into your eyes and smiles and repeats a particular line from when she spoke to the villagers: "This sacrifice of a meager traveler is exactly what I require." But instead of bellowing out; now she's saying with a seductive tone to her voice.
>You panick and try to say something in response but she put puts a single finger to your lips and repeats another line:
>"Silence puny human" with a smile and giggle
>Husbando'd

That's it for this edition of random mg stories I formulated in my head not even hours ago.

>> No.13179230

>>13179226
Short, sweet, cute.

Thanks for the little bit of greentext anon.

>> No.13179232

>>13179226
I can go to bed in peace. Thanks.

>> No.13179237

MGC Central admin would like to remind all the wonderful males in our city that have wives to remember that it is molting season and they should take some extra time and tend to their wives fur be it tails or other locations .

Proper fur care is essential to most MGs , so do not forget to spend a little extra attention on yer loving MG wife or girlfriend .

Thank you for your time.

Also
Reminder:
It is almost time again to order Amaterasu scout girl cookies, so be sure to watch out for those little ladies and be sure to buy a few boxes to help them .

Have a great spring!

>> No.13179241

>>13179237
Amaterasu scout cookies are pretty mediocre compared to the sabbath scouts.

>> No.13179242

>>13179237
>Implying I don't pet, massage, and brush my waifu's tail and paws every day
After a day at work, it relaxes both of us.

>Amaterasu Scout Girl Cookies
Son of a bitch.

>> No.13179243

>>13179241
Those aren't available until Halloween anon!

>> No.13179245

>>13179232
>>13179230

You're welcome, anons!

>> No.13179246

>>13179237
>Amaterasu Scouts

Oh god not again.

Those girls and my wife and daughter keep making me buy them for them.

I don't eat them but its almost all my wife and little girl eat.

Do you know how chubby they are getting?

My poor werecat wife can barely fit in her jeans and we needed to get our daughter new clothes cause her belly kept poking through her shirt and shorts.

Please, no more!

>> No.13179249

>>13179246
Every time I buy a few extra boxes their MILFY Moms let me touch their tails!

>> No.13179251

>>13179249
That's nice but I already have a tail to touch.

Do you know my wife and daughter are asking me to rub their chubby bellies?

I mean, I do, but can't you see whats happening? They don't listen when I tell them to stop!

>> No.13179252

>>13179103
Slightly Chubby Pharaoh in a hula skirt when?

>> No.13179253
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13179253

How can you not buy cookies from these girls?

>> No.13179261

>>13179253

By not having money?

>> No.13179263
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>>13179251
>"But its not our fault your family has no self control..We make our cookies to be the best and the tastiest we can."

>> No.13179265

>>13179243
Why halloween? Wait.
>Use Sabbath cookies to go trick or treating at any age

>> No.13179268

>>13179265
It took you how long to figure that out?

>> No.13179269

>>13179263
Fine just please...PLEASE spare my house this year. Some of it's gotten to my wife's breasts and she's stopped wearing bras.

Now, normally I'm not against this type of thing but the shirts are getting pretty "tight" and I don't think she'll be presentable in the public for a bit longer


Maybe I can sneak a few to the bean bag chair, she seems to like them.

>> No.13179270

>>13179269
>Not wearing a bra
Ew, fat saggy tits...

>> No.13179271

What do the Amaterasu girl scouts do with the money they raise?

>> No.13179272

>>13179265
>"Hey lets go trick or treating the old mg down the road, I got us some sabbath cookies."

>> No.13179274

>>13179270
Mamano mana and the legitimate purpose of Holstaurus milk.

>> No.13179275
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13179275

So Anons, I'm the dude who wrote up pic related, would people still be interested in me continuing the series?
I know it's been a while, but I just thought of it recently and wanted to know if there was still interest.

>> No.13179276

>>13179271
They go to the Amaterasu scout girl camp organization and fund all the exciting scout girl activities that they do there .

>> No.13179277

>>13179271
They use it to fund projects to better the community. Housing for the homeless, food for the soup kitchens, and brushes for poor kitsune families that can't afford new ones.

>> No.13179278
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>Been on a diet, it's hell with my sweet tooth
>You assholes start talking about delicious girlscout cookies
>There's a 24 hour store I could go and buy some right now

Why do you guys do this to me.

>> No.13179280

>>13179269
I am sure Amaterasu cookies are made with Holst milk from the church of Hathor ( they are allied you know, they sell milk to people the day the ammy cookies are delivered )

>> No.13179281

>>13179275
YES.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES.

>> No.13179282

>>13179278
We feed on your tears.


Its either we talk about this or start putting MGs in Gundam again and I don't think there are enough /m/echa friends here to do that for too long.

>> No.13179284

>>13179276
And that this guy said
>>13179277

>> No.13179285

>>13179278
Just put all your money/credit cards in some place where you can't access them for at least a few hours after you make the decision to buy something. See if you still want that chocolate bar after 5 hours.

>> No.13179286

>>13179280
So now it just means my wife and daughteru are gonna straddle the line between HEALTH and portly.

Great.

If you'll excuse me, I think my wife just split her pants.

>> No.13179287

>>13179278
Get an Orange or an apple.
Cookies are better for you than candy anyway.
In moderation of course .

>> No.13179289

>>13179286
You're welcome.

>> No.13179293

>>13179278

Here, take a look at this, should help you forget

http://exhentai.org/g/231262/5f0b955d9e/

>> No.13179298
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13179298

Anyone else waiting for it? I know there are some Garo fags here. Suffering.

>> No.13179299

>>13179275
Sure, but, you ended that one pretty well, maybe make another pairing?

>> No.13179300

>>13179282
>There are people who truly don't dig giant robots
It's almost incomprehensible, like when you meet a person that doesn't like sweets. They exist but damn if you can can wrap your head around how they came to be.

>> No.13179304 [SPOILER] 
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13179304

The Kitsune messenger (angel) needs you to remove the seals ..........

>> No.13179306

>>13179299
I was thinking of doing either that, or covering the night that was mentioned at the end of the first story.
I guess it won't really matter which I do since not many people seem interested anymore, but I'll do something with it for sure.

>> No.13179308

>>13179306
More Nightmare is always good, whether the same couple or another.

Seeing more of the first would be nice, more variety would be nice too. Whatever you think is best man.

>> No.13179309

>>13179304
Is it okay if I use my mouth?

>> No.13179311

>>13179306
>not that many people are interested

Dude, you killed. It's just that most people are sleeping now.

>> No.13179313

>>13179304
Are those pleasure runes?

>> No.13179315

>>13179313
i doubt it

>> No.13179317

>>13179304

I usually trust foxes, so sure. She seems legit.

>> No.13179318
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>> No.13179319

>>13179308
>>13179311
Alright then, I'll see what I can write up in the next few days.

>> No.13179320

>>13179317
>Trusting foxes
You are a brave man, and shall we rewarded as such.
With a loving yan fox waifu.

>> No.13179321

>>13179318
Do you think some Ushi-Onis have the same problem as Ganondorf where some people think they're brown and others think they're green?

>> No.13179322

>>13179320
>yan
I ain't even mad.

>> No.13179324
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13179324

yes
>>13179321

>> No.13179325

>>13179319
Bless you anon.

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>>13179320

I feel like I'm the type of person that'd develop yandere tendencies if I fell in love anyway, so that's fine.

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>> No.13179337 [SPOILER] 
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>>13179317
You shouldn't trust foxes man. I had a date with a seemingly nice Korean kitsune last night, I don't remember falling asleep but when I woke up she was gone and I was left with this. Probably nothing but I feel a bit woosey, probably just need sleep.

>> No.13179339

>>13179337
Bitch, you're going to need dialysis for the rest of your life now.

>> No.13179349

>>13179339
At least he's alive, she could have killed him and sold the rest of his organs on the black market.
Including the brain. Which a mad Lich buys.

>> No.13179362
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13179362

Tell me to it straight doc,

Will the EMG anime be good?

>> No.13179369

>>13179362
Come back next week, after the first trailer pops up.

>> No.13179371
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13179371

>>13178129
>10-15 minutes into that VN
>neck biting and actually animated handjob

noice

>> No.13179372

>>13179349
Something tells me his name on the jar would come back as Abby something. Abby Normal, maybe?

>> No.13179373

>>13179371
>Translation never
Do I play simply because it's the hottest thing ever, even if I can't understand a lick of what's going on besides sex?

Or I could just learn Nip...

>> No.13179374

>>13179362
Well sir there appears to be a severe case of Moe, and we'll have to wait until the test results get back to see how that's going to influence our options.

Second there is the issue of voice actors, which haven't been announced yet, but we should be able to get back to you on that within the week.

Lastly, it all really relies on whether you like harems or not, so you're going to have to make that decision.

Take 3 cocaines and call me next week.

>> No.13179375

>>13179362
Nope. It'll just be another pile of haremshit that will attract normalfags here.

>> No.13179377
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13179377

GOOD DAY SIR, MY NAME IS PALADIN JOHNSMITH

DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR HOLY GOD AND HOW TO EVADE THE CORRUPTING INFLUENCE AND VILE SEDUCTION OF DEMONS AND THOSE MONSTER WOMEN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY AM I SHOUTING?

>> No.13179378

>>13179373
If I remember correctly, someone who read nip played through it and said it was some dark shit that involved healing and forgiveness, along with hot as fuck sex.

>> No.13179379

>>13179375
I'm confused, what sort of normalfag watches an anime only airing in japan? From what I recall, most normalfags prefer dubs if they even like anime.

>> No.13179381

>>13179377
Don't you have Dark Souls 2 to project your chuuniness upon?

>> No.13179383

>>13179379
That's just paranoid doomposting, ignore it, everything will blow over and things will settle down after a month or so.

>> No.13179388

>>13179324
>It's burning
>She's new to this whole civilization thing
>Sees fire as a sign of progress
>Centuries of fire saw man outstrip her by leagues. Soon it came to be that man no longer sought shelter in her caves
>So she chased man
>"U-Uhm... That's a good thing right?"
>A vicious flame licks up and scorches her hand
>She jumps back instinctively, dropping the pan, splashing oil on herself, burning her skin
>She slams her spider half into the cupboards and draws behind her in her retreat.
>Wood splinters as she looses her footing.
>Forming tears herald the shattering of fine china
>She looks at the charred meat in the floor, and instinctively knows its no good
>On the floor and broken she looks up to you, hurt tears in her eyes
>"I-I just wanted to do the same things you do for me! I-It's how you guys show love, now, right?"

What do?

>> No.13179391

>>13179378
Yup, better learn nip.

>> No.13179394

>>13179362
I honestly don't give a shit because I'm gonna watch it anyway.
It's just gonna be a guilty pleasure if it's bad.

>> No.13179398

>>13179377
No thanks, I'm already with the Demon Lord.

>> No.13179407

>>13179388
Love her for trying.

>> No.13179408

>>13179377
For the last time you asshole,

if you keep on harassing my wife and daughter and try to spray 'holy oil' to my neighbors, I will call the cops

>> No.13179413

>>13179388
Help her with her burns, kiss her on the forehead and promise to get her some cooking lessons.
Then cook her some waffles, because who the fuck doesn't like waffles?

>> No.13179417

>>13179413
Waffles are just hard pancakes.

>> No.13179424

>>13179417
Pancakes are just flabby waffles.

>> No.13179426

>>13179424
So what does that make crepes?

>> No.13179430

>>13179426
Anorexic pancakes/waffles.

>> No.13179453

>>13179430
What about belgian style waffles?

>> No.13179457

>>13179453
Fat waffles. C'mon anon, this isn't that hard.

>> No.13179460

>>13179457
So miniature waffles are loli waffles?

>> No.13179466

>>13179460
More like midget waffles if you ask me.
Let's get things back on topic, what do you think your monstergirl waifu's favorite breakfast would be? Mine's a Hellhound so I think she'd like Steak and Eggs. Or Bacon and Eggs if steak isn't available.

>> No.13179471

>>13179466
Definitely a cheese omelet with something added for a bit of flavor. Peppers, bits of ham, whatever would go well with it. Maybe bacon or toast on the side, with some milk to drink. Not holst milk, I don't want a stacked dormouse. Apsara milk would be better. Inb4 I'm called an infidel.

>> No.13179472

>>13179466
>Mantis

I got no clue, maybe some meat with fruit.

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>>13179466
I would cook her a traditional korean breakfast.

>> No.13179478

>>13179472
They might like crickets. Just sayin.

>>13179474
Sounds hard, but she must be worth it.

>> No.13179485

>>13179478
Well, I guess it's time to learn bug cooking.

Never gonna eat that shit though.

>> No.13179489

>>13179466
>>13179471
No hashbrowns? How can you start the day without delicious starches?

>> No.13179494

>>13179478
It's quite easy, actually. I would get up at 6 AM, and begin the food. I would get the side dishes from the fridge and cook the stew and eggs for about an hour. I would wake her up and she would complain about how I'm starving her.

I would say nothing and silently eat my plate of fruit. I would whip myself with a leather whip after she left since I failed to properly cook the food. With blood dripping from my back, I would shower with ice cold water. I would erase all drops of blood in the room and work on my thesis.

Naw I'm joking. Waifus dont exist and are for delusional people.

>> No.13179495

>>13179489
Forgot about hashbrowns, thanks anon.

>> No.13179500

>>13179466
Probably a salad or something like that. I mean if we go by the belief that Holstaurs are herbivores then it'd be something with plants and stuff. You can probably tell I rarely eat veterinarian stuff so I honestly don't know other than it would be some plants.

>> No.13179501

>>13179466
I'd love to cook my waifu breakfast. Fresh pancakes, sausage and bacon, some patty-style hashbrowns, or maybe crispy potato wedges. Eggs done to her preference, even as a breakfast sandwich if she wants. And some of her favorite juice, freshly squeezed and chilled, of course. And croissants of course! Mini ones, with just the right amount of crisp to 'em.

Shame I'm not a morning person...

>> No.13179504

>>13179466
i never gave it much thought. Maybe oatmeal or something?

>> No.13179512
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>>13179466
Not sure.

>> No.13179514
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>"Howdey there Anon! Are you ready for our first date? Ah'm sure you'll love it!"
>"Here, put this on!"
>"Now, ya got the lighter fuel? Good, I'll carry the cross, the Jabberwock and her husband moved just down the road. Me and the girls, and you, are gonna show her just what we think of Chocolate. We'll also show her husband, who ain't chocolate, just why he made a big mistake."
>"Alrighty, ah got mah phone, ya ready Anon? This'll be a really fun date!"

>> No.13179518

>>13179514
I'm not sure if this is ethical.

>> No.13179520

>>13179514
Bob stop. You couldn't write a Southern accent if your life depended on it.

>> No.13179525

>>13179514
Who are you, and how the fuck did you get in my house?

>> No.13179530

>>13179525
She's your girlfriend silly, don't you remember agreeing to go on a date with her? It's a trap. Run.

>> No.13179541

>>13179514
I'm confused. What's happening here? Is burning some one on a crucifix a date now? How are they going to show her husband the mistake he supposedly made? Gang rape? I swear if she so much as touches that man I'm walking.

>> No.13179550

>>13179541
There's nothing more romantic then burning a cross on somebody's lawn and watching a race traitor get gang-raped.

>> No.13179551

>>13179514
>Hey I got an idea, monstergirls that act like 3D!
I hope you get married and have a happy, healthy child who grows up to hate you and does everything they can to leech off of you until you die of old age.

>> No.13179555

>>13179514
>KKK Monster Girls
No. Bad anon. No.

>> No.13179562

>>13179551
>>13179555

>Getting upset at the subject
>Not the cringeworthy attempt at dialogue
How could anyone take it seriously when it doesn't sound anything like it should? It's just some stilted collage that flows about as well as the penmanship on a ransom note made from magazine clippings.

>> No.13179563

>>13179514
Why is her snake half so fat?

>> No.13179565

>>13179563
Anon, you can't just ASK a lamia why her tail is fat. Do you want to get bitten?

>> No.13179567

>>13179565
What if I just power-walk away at a moderate pace?

>> No.13179571

>>13179567
Then she'll futilely try to catch up to you while cursing her fat tail for slowing her down.

>> No.13179572

>>13179571
And if I repeat this every day, only to grin widely on the day she's finally slim enough to catch up to me?

>> No.13179575
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Anyone else hoping for animated Tio?

>> No.13179578

>>13179575
I doubt the D arc will be animated, so even if she gets any screen time, it'll be inversely proportional to the size of her huge horn.

>> No.13179584

>>13179572
You're still getting bitten in the end.

>> No.13179588

>>13179584
Love bitten?

>> No.13179590

>>13179588
Also, yes.

>> No.13179599

>>13179590
But what if I bullied her because she was a chubby anaconda girl with a fat tail? They don't have venom, right? what good would biting me do?

and how can I convince her to put a little bit of muscle on, not just trim down?

>> No.13179600

I just finished watching that new Spongebob Movie

Would Dolphin Girls not only be the rapiest of all Monster Girls, but also members of the Illuminati?

>> No.13179603

>>13179600
>I just finished watching that new Spongebob Movie
Dude, why?
And no, they'd just be rapists and thugs.

>> No.13179607

>>13179603
It had the original writers, so it wasn't that bad at all. Pretty good and felt Season 1-3ish.

>> No.13179612

>>13179607
Fair enough, those are decent reasons.

>> No.13179619

>>13179575
No.

I hope it flops so horribly the manga is canceled. I want normies to leave.

>> No.13179631

>>13179619
>Using Normies Unironically
>>>/a/
Also pretty sure the only manga to cancel after it's Anime failed was Akame Ga Kill, and that deserved to be canned for somehow being worse dogshit that Love Hina, Hitman Reborn and Twilight

>> No.13179634

>>13179631
Normie pls

>> No.13179639

>>13179631


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AAO92foBwA

>> No.13179643

>>13179631
Wait Akame was cancelled?

>> No.13179654
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13179654

>"Hey Anon, isn't this house lovely? I'm so glad we were able to move you out of your apartment! Anyways, now I think we need to-"

>"Hey Anon, is it just me or do you smell something burning? It smells like it's coming from outside. Why don't you check it out while I finish unloading these last few boxes."

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>>13179654

>> No.13179658

>>13179654
She finally seduced anon out of his cave. She's the hero he needs. Does that box contain poetry?

>> No.13179668

>>13179654
I swear to god if she lit my Zaku II models on fire...

>> No.13179690

>>13179643
Well canned in the way it's most likely ending before the creator wanted.
Wish it was canned sooner though

>> No.13179719

>>13179690
best girl won, everyone can go home

>> No.13179740

>>13179719
>best girl

>> No.13179749

>>13177656
>Baby crazy Apophis
>Tall Sea Slime
>FIGHTER OF LOVE AND JUSTICE Succubus

Its gonna be rough

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>>13178596
Is this Paradox?

> I can finally fulfill my hobo-fucking fantasies!

Presumably you're being sarcastic, but that's part of the reason I get a strange boner for Chupa-Chan; the idea of taking in a disadvantaged girl who has nowhere else to go and then sexploiting the shit out of her.

Unfortunately Paradox has fucking Pokemon-like menu complexity and I don't know how I'm fucking going to get anywhere in the game playing it in Jap.
Brute force trial-and-error go!

>> No.13179758

>>13179752
>Brute force trial-and-error go!
>My every experience fapping to japanese moon rune games
heh. At least it's made me a more intuitive gamer. Click everything Ignore nothing. "Read" all the text or you'll miss something which lets you move onto the next stage and the next faps.

>> No.13179767
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13179767

>you will never feel an oomukade's antennae rubbing against your pubes as she deepthroats you

>> No.13179773

>>13179767
Why do I find this so appealing?

>> No.13179785
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>>13179758
Well it was a lot easier in original MGQ, since you're strapped to a railroad as opposed to being presented a whole world map's worth of nonlinear options and "It's Super Effective" attacks.
I'm sure the solutions are all in /mgqg/ somewhere, but to find it I'd have to sift through a million spoilers.

> this game has too much content
> the battles have too many options
> my fingers are worn down to stubs
> I wish I was playing a linear VN

>> No.13179793

>>13179785
At least I can grind now. Huge improvement.

>> No.13179794

>>13179514
>you will never remove shitskins with your waifu
;_;

>> No.13179810

>>13179773
You get to bully her antennae while you bang her, it's a win-win!

>> No.13179867
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>>13179773
Because centipedes are olev.

>> No.13179875
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13179875

Where have all the good women gone and where are all the goddesses?

>> No.13179879

>>13179875
>can't hear this song without thinking of shrek

>> No.13179891
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13179891

>You will never be breastfed by an Apsara

>> No.13179904

>>13178930
I hope these things are useful in combat.

>> No.13179907

>>13179904
>Not doing a solo run.
Git gud.

>> No.13179919

>>13179298
I have the NieR, Drakengard 3, and Yuki Yuna soundtracks to hold me over. ;_;

>> No.13179926

Was there supposed to be a still from the anime released with the announcement?

>> No.13179929

>>13179879
I think of Johnny 5.

>> No.13179932

>>13179891
Lactation isn't even her schtick.

>> No.13179952

>>13179932
>milk elemental
>does not lactate
what

>> No.13179957

>>13179514
Crosses? Are you stupid. Effigies and rope work much better to send the message.

>> No.13180008

>tfw you will never drink Apsara Milk and Holstaur Milk and pick which one taste better

>> No.13180024
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>>13180008
Why not just combine the two? It worked for the Yetitaur.

>> No.13180025

>>13180008
>Apsara bouncing seductively
>Holst staring at you with wide, tear-filled eyes
>You like hers more, but drag out the judging and put on an uncertain expression just to bully her
>The longer you go the closer she comes to out-right crying

>> No.13180030

>Come home
>Monster girl waifu is nursing daughteru
>Daughteru softly moans when done
>Waifu burps the daughteru and calls her a good girl when she does and gives her kisses before gently rocking her and singing a lullaby
What is the status of your heart?

>> No.13180039

>>13180030
Confused, because I didn't know I was married.

>> No.13180051

>>13180039
Such is life, in Monster Girl City.

>> No.13180052

>>13180024
For some reason I head-canon her as swiss

>> No.13180055

>>13180030
but my waifu would be the one at work while I'm at home

>> No.13180070

>>13180030
>toddler daughteru
IT'S AWWWWRIGHT

>> No.13180074

>>13180051
But how is babby formed?

>> No.13180077

>>13180074
Easy
You are not the father

>> No.13180084
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13180084

Will monstergirls ever be real?

Will I ever get to rub big meaty paws?

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>>13180084
No
No

>> No.13180095

>>13180084
Reminder that in some other universe, your waifu is sad because she'll never meet you.

Just kidding, she's not real

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>>13180095
Well, if one believes in the multiverse theory than it's reasonable to assume that in one of those there is a planet dominated by a race of humanoids we'd call anubutts.

And it's also reasonable to assume that some of them wish they had a husbando with smooth skin all around to rub their big meaty paws on.

If only I would've been born a hundred years from now when genetic engineering and space travel are things.

>> No.13180109

>>13180105
>genetic engineering and space travel
Those are things now, just not to the extent needed for waifus

>> No.13180114

>>13180095
Imagine your waifu typing this:
>/mgg/ i just want to headpat an otaku type guy, was that too much to ask for?

>> No.13180116

>>13180109

Who's that one old ass fat asshole who wants to ban genetic engineering of humanoid monstergirls?

>> No.13180122

>>13180109
Considering no nation on earth really has a space program anymore, I don't really consider us as a space-faring species.

Neither do we have genetic engineering that's capable of doing more than making mice that glow or wheat that's more resistant to disease.

Freeze me, wake me up when girls with big meaty paws and bushy tails exists.

That way I can be rejected by them as well. ;_;

>> No.13180123

>>13180114
>otaku type guy
Gross

>> No.13180130

>>13180123
>but they're the ones needed love the most

>> No.13180133

>>13180130
yuck

>> No.13180135

>>13180130
Where is my flamethrower

>> No.13180136

>>13180114
Otaku types would be bottom of the barrel in /hbg/
Only the inverse of our centipede lovers would like them
Then you've got the inverse health lovers who want bears
Inverse fit girl lovers who want bodybuilders and athletes
Inverse loli lovers who are /ss/
Inverse fluffy anons who...have a thing for beards and body hair? I guess they would merge with the health lust monsters and go after bears
Inverse vanilla type lovers are after normal guys

>> No.13180142

>>13180116
I don't know, but he sounds Swedish or Canadian

>> No.13180146

>>13180114
Pfft hahahah.

No.

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>>13180130
>YFW in return for a partial alping by the robot devil you're granted a few moments of sight into your waifu's world
>It's bizarro /mgg/ with lesbian succubus bullying and cultist posting
>Yfw you see some one describing you as their husbando
>Yfw the first response is their version of paladin posting. Cultist posting
>"0-/10-wopulds cforruipot inmtyop asnm incuybhuys and nevber see agsauin"
>Ywf monstergirls with BIG MEATY PAWS spend their days shitposting about you.

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>>13179752
>>13179785
This is why I can't wait for the translation. The game seems fun.

>> No.13180159

>>13180122
>That way I can be rejected by them as well. ;_;
Ahahah
Looser

>> No.13180178

Haven't played much of Paradox but it seems the characters don't take Nero seriously, mostly because whenever he does something significant nobody is there to see it due to time stop shenanigans.

>>13178386
She's a jack-o'-lantern girl who likes to drop snails on your dick.

>> No.13180181

>>13180136

I want to invade and kill my MG counterpart in MG Dark Souls. I wonder how much traffic invasions and co-op still get...

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>>13180178
>the characters don't take Nero seriously
I figured that would happen.
>time stop shenanigans
That little shit.

>> No.13180186

>>13180182

>figured that would happen.

I did too, after all the games poked fun at Angel Halo pretty often.

>> No.13180189

>>13180178
>>13180182
>>13180186
maybe it's just me being optimistic but i think everyone was exaggerating and trying to only focus on the bad parts

the game might be good

>> No.13180192

>>13180182
He looks like genderbender chuuni Rika
I hope he at least dick his sisteru

>> No.13180193
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13180193

Possible teaser next week.

For the anime.

Not the horse.

>> No.13180195

>>13180178
>Not being DIO
Good thing I had no expectations.

>> No.13180200

>>13180182
>>13180192
How has no one said Adell from Disgaea 2? He even has a stupidly big tie.

>> No.13180201

>>13180189

I'm personally not big on a lot of the art seen so far, but then again I played MGQ to completion and it had plenty of bad art.

I'll at the very least play it to catch 'em all.

>> No.13180202

>>13180200
>playing weeb grinding games
ayyy

>> No.13180203

>>13180192
>I hope he at least dick his sisteru
I can't imagine him as the sort that'd take the initiative.
>>13180193
I wonder which studio they will get.

>> No.13180206

>>13180202
>playing
Good one.

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>>13180201
Eh, I even like Xelvy's drawings only because they're so fucking surreal.

>> No.13180214

>>13180200
>Adell
His design wasn't a total clusterfuck like Neros, so he gets a free pass.

>> No.13180218

>>13180202
I want neo-/v/ to leave.

>> No.13180219

>>13180214
>clusterfuck
Couldn't have said it better myself.

>> No.13180226

>>13180206
You mean it's one big QTE cutscene like Order?

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>>13180189
At least they added more vanilla stuff this time.

>> No.13180240

>>13180234
Those arms look really fucked.

>> No.13180243

>>13180234
Is that a p'orc
Is that some motherfuckin p'orc pussy?
I might have to play now

Also
>More vanilla
Looks like they added more dicks and vore to counter it

>> No.13180244

>>13180234
>P'orc
SHIIIIIIIT

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>>13180234
>>13180243
There's also hot loli oni vanilla action.

>> No.13180258

>>13180234

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER ARM JESUS CHRIST

>> No.13180259

>>13180255
>Loli

I spy with my little eye, chest meat.

>> No.13180260

>>13180240
>>13180258
you sure it's not the angle? the arm seems fine to me

>> No.13180262

>>13180259
Compared to >>13178304, calling her a loli is fitting.

>> No.13180267

>>13180260
Look closely at the P'orc's left arm.
I'll give you a hint, she's Captain Hook

>> No.13180269

>>13180267
her left hand is holding her right wrist

or perhaps my eyes are just fucked

>> No.13180272

Someone post the succubus cheerleader they added to this game pls

>> No.13180273

>>13180272

>>>/vg/97101428

>> No.13180290

>>13180272
You mean this girl? >>>/vg/97100734

In related news, KC's slime girl got some new CG's and it looks pretty nice. >>>/vg/97099084

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13180294

>>13180290
>>>/vg/97099084
It saddens me that KC doesn't draw butts more often.

>> No.13180308

>>13180290
>>13180294
I wish he had drawn more stuff for the game.

>> No.13180312

>>13180308
>>13180294
Honestly, seeing some of the stuff in paradox reminds me how good he is at drawing.

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13180316

>>13180294
Alice's butt is delicious.

>> No.13180318

>>13180308

He didn't get along with the rest of the development team, or so I was told

>> No.13180319

>>13180316
It is. Too bad its a lamiass

>> No.13180323

>>13180318
Given his reaction to MGU grimdark I'm not surprised.

>> No.13180326

>>13180318
Wonder if its due to how many Dead/Bad ends they put in. KC doesn't seem like the guy who would be ok with something like plansect

>> No.13180327

>>13180319
Not him, but I like butts and Lamias, so it's a good trade-off for me.

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>>13180316
Everything about Alice is delicious.

Except for her second vagina.

>> No.13180334

>>13180327
I like both as well, but not together.

>> No.13180338

>>13180319
Come on Anon, don't be an ass about it

>> No.13180344

>>13180326
Isn't he the one who did Alice vore bad ends?

>> No.13180349

>>13180344
Maybe, I don't think the art style changed so probably

Given his usual sunshine endings I wonder if they forced him to do it cause "plot"

>> No.13180359

>>13180329
>shitty tsun
>delicious

When will you learn?

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13180361

first-ever colorfag complete

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>>13180344
>>13180349
It isn't as bad as many other defeat scenes so I guess he just hesitated a bit.

>> No.13180368

>>13180359
I won't say you're wrong, but if there is anybody who deserves a shitty tsundere its Luka, king of pussy-ass bitches.

>> No.13180370

>>13178564
>>13178568
>>13178570
My bed has been updated and I am ready to write again

>> No.13180376

>>13180359
>>13180368
Can you really blame her? I would've treated Luka like shit too.

>> No.13180377

>>13180368
No argument here.

>> No.13180382

>>13180376
You know nothing about leading men.

>> No.13180383

>>13180361
That looks great for your first attempt.

>> No.13180390

Know any artists/authors specializing in girl-to-MG transformation?

>> No.13180392

>you'll never listen to classic heavy metal with your hellhound waifu

>> No.13180396

>>13180368

I don't think you where any more brave then he is at age 15-16

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>>13180390
Do we even have stories centering around human girl-to-monstergirl transformation?

>> No.13180408

>>13180405

Baphomet Complex is the only one that comes to mind

>> No.13180409

>I like Aztec mythology. Actually I have the idea of Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca already, though they are not monsters but gods in the original. But their appearance won't be near future, so please be patient.

Can't wait for south american monstergirls.

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>>13180390
I can only think about this guy

>> No.13180412

>>13180396
It isn't an issue of bravery, its an issue of him being unable to enjoy sex unless he is dominated and abused.

>> No.13180415

>>13180392
My hellhound waifu prefers progressive and stoner metal

>> No.13180422

>>13180412
>says the guy in a thread about MGs raping men

>> No.13180427

>>13180422
>pretending this thread isn't more than half vanilla

>> No.13180431

>>13180427
>implying it's not half rape and half suffering drimdarkness

>> No.13180439

>>13180422
>>13180427
>>13180431
Fuck off.

>> No.13180441

>>13180431
>implying weresheep wool isn't softer than fluffy tails

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>>13180427
I kinda wish we had more non-consensual snu-nu stories with Stockholm Syndrome endings.

>> No.13180445

>>13180405
>>13180408
and there's also this one http://pastebin.com/VgKhugBG

>> No.13180446

>>13180443
I sure as fuck don't

>> No.13180449

>>13180422
Speak for yourself 分かりませんw

>> No.13180450

>>13180439
Huh?

>> No.13180452

>>13180446
Nobody said you had to like it, but you should stop getting salty every time it's mentioned.

>> No.13180458

>>13180452
Look who's talking. I was expressing my opinion in a very non-controversial way.

>> No.13180459

>>13180443
It's rarely done well. The few times I remember anons trying to write it the stories relied on unrealistic character interactions or weak-willed protagonists. That isn't fun or compelling reading.

I remember one of the writefags posting an interesting sound idea for that female Diablo picture that gets posted here once in a while.

>> No.13180460

>>13180445
Was this one written by Darknut?

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13180462

>>13180459
This one?

>> No.13180465

>>13180462
Bingo. I thought I capped it too but I can't find it

>> No.13180466

>>13180422
>>13180427

Having MGs be only bestial women who rape the shit out of you everytime all the tim and absolutely nothing else gets boring and has no depth at all.

>> No.13180468

>>13180466
It's also shallow as fuck.

>> No.13180471

>>13180466
So is the inverse. I think we have a decent balance now since I regularly see posts from every end of the spectrum. Variety is the spice of life, etc.

>> No.13180474

>>13180466
How is it bring when no one has even written about it?

>> No.13180479

>>13180474
boring*

>> No.13180482

>>13180474
It's been written about, just not recently. Recently the thread has become hugbox/grimdark split with no rape involved.

>> No.13180486

>>13180471

>Variety

Exactly. This is why we're still here.

>>13180474

>How is it bring when no one has even written about it?

I didn't mean they can't be all rapetrains like in the old threads, they can be whatever you want. I'm just saying that keeping them in one spectrum forever and ever eventually burns out, like endlessly chewing on gum that has already lost its flavor.

>> No.13180488

>>13180482
>no rape involved
Oh how far we've fallen.

>> No.13180501

Copy/pasting this thing from a week ago:

>I think seeing it get worked through slowly would have made for a more involving story. Given this instinct is common knowledge/rape is highly normalized and Laska was plainly distraught at the time seems like it would at least be enough to justify the characters not completely breaking off contact, and a monstergirl grappling with the existential crisis over their instinctive drive, and the fact that with no shadow of a doubt they loved every second of what they did, while also feeling intensely ill over what they inflicted on the person they love and understanding how awful/terrifying their actions were could be really rich material. In addition to the usual vampiric crisis/monster in the mirror stuff, the fact that rape victims also commonly experience self loathing and doubt, and all this is magnified by each party loving the other - a monstergirl feeling even more terrible, because her boyfriend blames himself for her distress as part of his self-loathing. Perhaps monstergirls can get more concerned about mindbreak than humans, afraid that if they go too far, they might turn their husband into a doormat where the fire they fell in love with is weakened?

>You can mine so much psychosexual deliciousness out of the reaction to the rape, from both sides. And here we didn't even get into the whole kidnapped-away-from-human-society-yearning-for-home thing, or the combination-of-terror-and-arousal-from-facing-a-less-cosplay-monstergirl things here.
>But take a whiff of MAMONOMANA and boom! Goodbye Stockholm-y cocktail of fear, lust, regret, and disorientation, hello mainlining sunshine.

Deconstruction story when?

>> No.13180504

>>13180501
>Laska
Eh.

>> No.13180505

>>13180501
>Laska
I stopped reading there.

>> No.13180508

>>13180504
>>13180505

In b4 >memehate

>> No.13180509

>>13180501
tl;dr

>> No.13180512

>>13180504
>>13180505
I don't give a shit about it, haven't even read the story. All I'm saying is a deconstruction about the monstergirl universe could be pretty cool.

>> No.13180513

>>13180512
>deconstruction
Peters Spider and the Fly shows the dark side of a monster girls overbearing love.

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>>13180501
I wrote half of this
For me it's not even deconstruction. I lived in that dark, prehistoric before-time when the only stuff available was the dodgy translations of the early MGE profiles. The dodgy translations where lamias would straight-up murder your ass and none of the later emphasis on waifuism was known.
http://pastebin.com/PiZjmrLD may be to your tastes

>> No.13180524

>>13180155
We're going to be waiting a long time for that translation though.

>> No.13180525

>One day while browsing the internet you somehow manage to find a website.
>It's an encyclopedia but of human men.
>Curiosity overwhelms you and you decide to look up some names.
>Yep your neighbors are here
>Even you're here in this thing.
>What's written about you is...surprisingly accurate for the most part. Though some parts are...exaggerated
>It even has your preferred MG types listed as well more mundane things like your favorite color and small quirks you do.
>You see a little comment section. The comments you recognize are from mostly Mamono that live near you.
>Some of these comments say things like "I want to protect his smile" to more... less savory things
>You almost want to make an account on this website and tell it to them straight how it is since some things here or there are inaccurate.
>Just to see how things would unfold.

>> No.13180528

>>13180524
Considering Dargoth didn't even finish translation of one tiny demo game, I would say it would take like 4-5 years minimum

>> No.13180529

>>13177656

Late to the party, but whatever:

>Baby crazy Hobgoblin
I don't mind, shortstacks are love

>Tall Alice
No, no loli. Not even tall ones

>Superhero Alp
NO. JUST NO.

>> No.13180531

>>13180525
Make an account and slut it up as much as possible .

>> No.13180534

>>13180525
Anon is going to end up as a camwhore

>> No.13180536

>>13180524
>>13180528
I bet I could learn basic moonspeak before the translation is done.

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>>13180522
>Niebelfader
I thought you were dead, again.

>> No.13180544

>>13180084
Maybe. Maybe.

If any of us learned VR and/or AR Modelling, and could help model a true Humanoid AI, that'd be a start.

>>13180105
Yeah, like in that one game. Can't believe I have a reason to play that shit now...

>> No.13180554

>>13180084
Nah, they'll never be real. Even with genetic engineering it just won't be the same.

>> No.13180557

>>13180525

This would freak me out so hard. It wouldn't help that most of the girls commenting on me would clearly be the more horrific MGs/ones what I wouldn't want.

>> No.13180559

>TFW trying to think of idea shorts
>People I talk to keep telling me i'm just repeating scenarios i've said over and over, like a cow chewing cud
>Try not to cry
>Cry alot

>> No.13180562

>>13179275
Oh god this was so sweet.

>> No.13180563

>>13180525
>Make anon post
>"Anon here! Why don't you come over to my place and find out how much of this is true?"
>Wait and see what happens.

>> No.13180568

>>13180557

but what if it was your favorite MG who commented on it?

>> No.13180570

>>13180568
looks aren't everything, anon.

>> No.13180572

>>13180554

All you can do is take comfort that your waifu is likely to exist in another universe somewhere, wishing that you were "real" as she goes about her mundane and boring job adventuring and fighting evil like everyone else in her family.

>> No.13180576

>You are Anon, God of Revels, and you are getting sick of this manticores shit.
>She has spent the last 30 minutes or so bitching and whining that you didn't honor her party despite feeding off the energy of it.
>Of course as you explained when she walked in here, you didn't do rape parties and you certainly didn't define her raping a human womans husband as a party.
>As you're slowly sinking further and further into your chair an angel bursts into the room and shoves the manticore aside.
>You sit up, genuinely curious as to what would cause such a break in decorum.
>The angel pants for a moment or two, attempting to catch her breathe while your loyal servants, the satyrs, forcibly remove the manticore.
>Finally she stands upright and begins to speak, "God of Revels, another God has requested an audience with you."
>You're quite frankly surprised, rare was it that any of the gods decided to actually follow this odd bit of protocol.
>The collective lot of you usually came and went as you needed amongst the other God's realms and temples.
>After a moment of hesitation you respond to the young messenger, "And just who is requesting an audience?"
>She doesn't respond at first, taking a moment to collect and order her thoughts before answering, "Two goddesses, Set and a forgotten goddess, Baal."
>You carefully consider the requests, Hathor had hinting several times that Set wanted to meet you, but nobody had heard from Baal since her worshipers had abandoned her.
>"Allow them obth entrance, but tell Baal that I must meet with another before I can see her.", you say in your most commanding voice.
>As the angel turns to leave you extend your aura a bit, raising her lust significantly; her husband would be in for a wild time once she finished delivering your response.

>> No.13180577

>>13180568
Y'know, if one of my favorite kinds of MGs were living by me, I think I'd have asked her out a fair deal before I learned that someone had posted a stalker-y profile of myself online.

>> No.13180579

>>13180568

>Lich posts all the experiments she would do to me

Yeah, I'd be happier with that. Still scared about how they got all this info on me, though.

>> No.13180584

>>13180568
Knowing anon, his favorite would shitpost about him and how disgusting he is.

>> No.13180586

>>13180255
Muh dick!

>> No.13180592

>>13180579

>Now that you think about there have been a lot of harpies flying around lately.
>They just told you that "it's a secret" when you inquired one about what they're doing.
>And you start to wonder about those times when neighbors asked you some seemingly innocent questions.

>> No.13180600

>>13180534
>>13180563
>Acting like a whore
Good taste

>> No.13180608

>>13180584

>lol
>"can't use magic" what a fag
>"spends most of his time on the internet" good, he can stay there.
>he looks like a retard

>> No.13180609

>>13180600
>Like a whore
>Implying I wouldn't turn away any MG I wasn't interested in
>Post was anonymous after all, and I can just claim I have no idea what they're talking about
>They don't care and bust down the door

>> No.13180610

>>13180584
I would expect nothing less.

>> No.13180612

>>13180563

They'd do what everyone else who see that kind of message does: Assume its a bot/ possible virus link and ignore it

>> No.13180623

>>13180612
Meet hot single monster girls in your area!

>> No.13180625

>>13180608
>>13180610
Anon posts a picture of himself along with
>dat health

Responses:
>fuck off to /d/
>That isn't healthy, that's obese
>what a hambeast
>Disgusting

Anon kills himself

>> No.13180627

>>13180525
I'd probably freak out quite a bit and board up my windows then hide in my bed, never leaving for anything but food.

>> No.13180630

>>13180627

>And then Anon heard a knock on the door..

>> No.13180635

>>13180627
They'll think you're a recluse that needs healing that way.

>> No.13180636

>>13180623

>expect a virus
>its actually worse than that
it gives your address to every Manticore, Ushi Oni and for some reason Holstaurus in your area. Why Holts too? No idea, its some stupid glitch or something.

>> No.13180641

>>13180630
Probably just the landowner coming to demand rent.

>> No.13180647

>>13180625
I can imagine all the shitflinging wars they would have

'delicious brown' vs 'shitskin plz go'
health vs fit
femdom vs maledom (just like here)
cuntboys
And the worst /hbg/ shitposting topic of all, cut vs uncut

My only question is what their equivalent of furry would be.

>> No.13180650

>>13180647
>My only question is what their equivalent of furry would be

Girls.

>> No.13180651

>>13180647
Don't forget about humangirls, guro, and yaoi

>> No.13180653

>>13180650
Nah, that would be their version of monsterboys

>> No.13180657

>>13180636

>It turns out the Holstaurus in the area is actually so depraved and vicious that even the Ushi runs like fuck when she crashes the little rape party.

>> No.13180659

>>13180650
Nah, that'd be like Alps to them.

Furry would probably be...fully monstrous males? Apes maybe? I dunno.

>> No.13180660

>>13180651
I imagine those would be verboten in /hbg/ like their counterparts are here. We don't shitfling about that stuff very often

>> No.13180664

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs


'Nother Greyguard update in which Hell continues to be loose. I'll be playing with some perspective changes soon so that will be fun. Behemoth-Chan knocks politely and Theinn cuts himself on all the edges. Comments and criticisms are more than welcome.


>Update at line 2540

>> No.13180667

>>13180635

>There are new comments on your profile after awhile which voice concern about you since they haven't seen you in awhile.

>> No.13180671

>>13180647
>>13180659
Yeah, furry would be male monsters/monsterboys

>> No.13180672
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>>13179298
It's out nigga.
>>>/m/12262234

>> No.13180673

>>13180647
>no vaginaboys
>no reverse Alp

>My only question is what their equivalent of furry would be.
Sexy donkey kong

>> No.13180677

>>13180672
What is this?

>> No.13180680

>>13180677
The OST of Garo: Honoo no Kokuin.

>> No.13180684

>>13180667
That would probably just make the poor guy freak out more.

>> No.13180685

>>13180667
Anon gets a haircut

>New art today
>Eww, what the fuck
>It's ruined
>Eh, It's alright, 6/10
>What's wrong with it?
>God dammit
>Dat character development

Anon starts wearing a hat after that

>> No.13180686

>>13180673
>>no vaginaboys
Cuntboys is in there

>> No.13180697

>>13180667
>What a faggot
>I hope he is ded
>pls no bully

>> No.13180702

>>13180659
Their alps would be monster girls that turn into human boys because reasons.

Their furry would be monsterboys, like said by >>13180671

>> No.13180706

>>13180685

>Anon starts wearing a hat

>Wow nice fedora fggt
>That's not even a fedora you dumbass.
>It looks cute on him!

>> No.13180708

>>13180685
>Anon gets a haircut
Who cuts their hair?

>> No.13180714

I dunno what to write about Anons.

>> No.13180720

>>13180714
Anon full suffering suicide

>> No.13180721

>>13180714
A humanboy camwhore teasing lonely NEET monstergirls.

>> No.13180722

Well shit, i've had 50 tabs of past /mgg/ threads and now chrome decided to finally not open them on startup... there goes a lot of things i've missed and was going to spend a day on....

>> No.13180723

>>13180576
>Bastet smiled as she watched Set meet with her latest hechman.
>She had been watching anon for some time and had come to two conclusions: one, that anon was weak, a major deity in title alone; and two, that adding his realm to her own would be just purrfect.
>Not to mention it had been a long time since she had a fucktoy worth a damn.
>Bastet rose from her throne and began the work of assembling her troops.
>It was time for her to remind the other gods of the superiority of cats.
>Meanwhile a Sahaguin calmly walked into the room, nodding at Set as they passed each other.
>Anon rose up and rushed to greet the goddess.
"Welcome, welcome, what can I do for you my dear?"
>His pleasantness threw her off, she had expected anger at disturbing him, not joy and- her thoughts where interrupted by anon wrapping her in a bearhug.
>"Meep", was the only reply she could come up with.
>He set the diminutive woman down and took a step back.
"So, as I said, what can I do for you?"
>It took her a moment but she finally got her thoughts straight, "Well aside from a few more hugs like that I kinda need a favor."
>He chuckled
"Hugs I can do, favors... well that depends on what you need."
>She took a deep breath and spoke rather curtly, "I was joking about the hugs, well not really but anyway; I need a place to stay and maybe some worship if you can spare it?"
"Of course I can spare a few worshipers and here you can stay with me in my main temple, I just need to finish up with a few more visitors and then we'll get you set up!"
>"O-oh, thank you!"
"Don't mention it, anything for someone with a history like yours."
>As he led her off to the are where she could wait for him Bastet began her assault on the temple, a hoard of cait siths and jinkos followed in her wake.

>> No.13180726

>>13180714
get a monster spinner and spin.
Or write about a less talked about monster.

>> No.13180727

>>13180722
Do not submit to the botnet.

>> No.13180730

>>13180702
>Be friends with neighbor
>He's a total bro, and your wives get along too
>One day you hear yelling from next door
>Neighbors wife packs a suitcase into the car and drives off
>You're curious but don't want to pry, so you pretend you didn't see anything
>He shows up at your door that night, drunk off his ass
>Apparently his wife found out he use to be a lizard girl and left him
>"Well that's what you get for lying to her, faggot"

>> No.13180740

>>13180722
I've got 21 open.
I participated in all of them, I just have them open because...I don't even know.

There are some I kept open because "Hrm, cool stuff in here, might wanna screencap it."

But then I started keeping every thread open, regardless of whether it had cool stuff in it or not, and now it's just a habit. I can't even remember which threads contain cool stuff anymore.

>> No.13180741

>>13180706
>>It looks cute on him!
>Shai plz, he looks like a faggot

>> No.13180746

>>13180740
that was my same thing, but i would sometimes come home from an overextended workout and have no time to read thread....

>> No.13180748

>>13180741
>Every anon looks like a faggot to you, though.
>because they are, lezzo

>> No.13180749

>>13180706
>Anon shaves

>He looks like a faggot!
>You're a faggot!
>I think he looks adorable!

>> No.13180753

>>13180714
Literally anything in here
http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

>> No.13180760

>>13180741
>>13180748
>>13180749
>/hbg/
>Shai gets shit on by the other posters for being a hugboxy carebear
;_;

>> No.13180766

>>13180760
she cant help it, she's too olev for her own good

>> No.13180768

>>13180753
>Futa God with futa paladins
>makes all girls futa
Nice

>> No.13180769

>>13180525

>"I want to protect his smile"
>Profile picture of me smiling

That's innacurate

>> No.13180770

>>13180768
That's from the last thread, were you there?

>> No.13180775

>>13180760
>fuck off sunshinefag
>humans a shit, they can't feel love and only care about your body
>they will treat you like a cumdump
>remove humans
Tfw they are right

>> No.13180778

>>13180770
No, where did it came from?

>> No.13180783

>>13180753
>>13180768
Can we just start telling Greens to fuck off now?

The Priapus stuff was never meant to be futa related, he cherry-picked that shit out to make it as inflammatory as possible

>> No.13180784

>>13180778
A running gag about a greek god that grants those he touches a massive, and I mean MASSIVE erection. some dude thought it would be funny to make an MG based on him.

>> No.13180786

>>13180783
You seem to be the only one who cares. It's a joke, and if it gets you that pissed off you really shouldn't be here.

>> No.13180790

Name something more adorable than your toddler monster girl daughteru carrying her infant little sister around the house showing her all the things inside the house

>> No.13180794

>>13180790
Something real

>> No.13180796

>>13180723
>Anon returned to find a war going on, or rather a bunch of cats being assholes in the middle of his temple.
>The satyrs where too drunk to defend the temple.
>Now that he saw what was going on he extended his aura to the outer borders of the temple, filling the haughty cats with drunkenness and making his drunk satyrs into powerful hoplites.
>From there it was a very short order to get the drunken shits rounded up and thrown out, leaving only their mistress.
>That cat in particular was currently freaking the fuck out and fighting off his army in the main room.
>Anon stormed into the room, having grabbed his staff on the way, to find Bastet fighting with everything she had.
>It was a losing battle though, the sheer number of satyrs and the fact that anon started flinging fire at her meant she was subdued in short order.
>Anon calmly walked up to the exhausted and bound catgirl with a smug smirk on his face.
"Now what do we have here? A bitch who fancies herself a conqueror?"
>Bastets only response was muffled by her own panties which had been stuffed into her mouth.
"Don't bother trying to speak dear."
>Anon reached up and grabbed her ear, rubbing it between his fingers, causing the catgirl to moan and struggle to get away from his teasing.
>Anon continued this and even began scratching her behind her other ear, getting so into torturing the woman that he failled to notice the arrival of Ra.
>Ra scattered the satyrs with a few beats of her wings and had Anon pinned to the wall before he could react.
>"You had best learn your place, or else being cute wont' stop me from wrecking your shit.", she whispered harshly into his ear before grabbing Bastet and teleporting the both of them back to her realm.
>Anon slowly stood up, leaning against the wall for support as his servants went about repairing the damage done by the invaders.
"Fucking cats."

>> No.13180797

>>13180786
Anon greens is turning into a bigger faggot than nega

>> No.13180799

>>13180796
And pastebin
http://pastebin.com/MhkDGBCn

>> No.13180802

>>13180794

But Anon, reality is shit.

>> No.13180804

>>13180797
Why? because he can joke about futa? I don't care. Why would it bother me?

>> No.13180808

>>13180802
Meh, sometimes. But not allways. Something real is always more valuable than something imagined.

>> No.13180812

>>13180808
Tell that to the fact we live in a SJW controlled world.

>> No.13180816

>>13180797
Writing futa on male should have tipped you off.

>> No.13180822

>>13180804
You weren't around for his hours long debate with his haters a few threads back, were you? It was almost as bad as ___alp

>> No.13180826

>>13180822
I was. That wasn't necessary on either parts. He seemed like an idiot at times, but he was no better than those who "criticized" him-really it was just two dudes saying he's butthurt for an hour an a half. The one bright part of the argument was the one anon who actually wrote out his arguments. Good on him.

>> No.13180827

>>13180775
Speak for yourself.

>> No.13180828
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>"What about my seal??...Come here already, I just want a hug.....huff huff..."

>> No.13180832

>>13180812
Only amercucks and eurocucks live in that shit
>2015
>not fighting for the glory of Islam and death of all sjw related shit
Takbir, anon

>> No.13180836

>>13180822
I don't know. At least Alp does it because he wants to please everyone.

>> No.13180839

>>13180812
what do sjws have to do with anything

are you ok anon?

>> No.13180842

>>13180828
No fug off spidercow.
>>13180826
>>13180822
Really, the most you can say is he may be an idiot, but copy-pasting "butthurt" 32 times is not how you win an argument. Again, good on the one anon who used his brain. Round of applause.

>> No.13180848

>>13180832
>islam
Another group of people who can choke on their own dicks.

>> No.13180849

>>13180816

God dammit.

And to think telling him time and again not to do stupid so he wouldn't ruin the recap custom would make him understand.

>> No.13180851

>>13180828
>huff huff
Does that involve her sizable bosom?

>> No.13180853

>>13180802
Only if you are a tip fedora looser

>> No.13180860

>>13180848
Absolutely haram

>> No.13180861

>>13180826
The haters were dumbasses, yeah, but greens took that shit totally seriously and defended himself, with his name on, for hours. That's nega tier, easily.

>> No.13180865

>>13180828
I wonder how much it would cost to have my pelvis replaced with a titanium one.

>> No.13180867

>>13180826
>the one anon who actually wrote out his arguments

There was a sane person in that shitfest?

>> No.13180868

>>13180853
Sir, it seems you are confused, tumblr is over there.

>> No.13180869

>>13180836
I feel like he does it for the attention too. Either that or he has cripplingly low self-esteem.

>> No.13180870

>>13180861
So we have idiots all around the board. Still, greens seems to have shut up about his name and rants hasn't he? At the very least, that is progress.

Back to the main point, In the way it is written, the futa thing seems to be a joke, and therefore isn't worth getting upset about. If he starts spamming /d/, go nuts, but until then, I can't get mad about it.

>> No.13180879

>>13180867
Yes. or at least mostly sane. Greens and him exchanged lengthy posts for a little while before the argument died.

>> No.13180883
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13180883

What's with some of you dropping buzzwords or mentioning things that have nothing to do with whatever the rest was talking about? It's schizophrenic as fuck.

>> No.13180885

>>13180883
Welcome to MGG, we hate everything.

>> No.13180886 [DELETED] 

>>13180870
>the futa thing seems to be a joke,
Could someone expl

>> No.13180887

>>13180832
sjw's support Islam you fucking retarded heathen.

>> No.13180888

>>13180883

I liked Dexter's Laboratory. That was a good show.

>> No.13180894

>>13180883
We can't all be as sophisticated as you, I'm afraid.

>> No.13180895

>>13180867
I couldn't tell you, I didn't bother reading most of it.

>> No.13180896

>>13180870
>the futa thing seems to be a joke,
Could someone explain it tom me? I'm just not seeing the amusing part.

>> No.13180897

>>13180886
Thegreens is our replacement recap guy, as you've no doubt noticed.

tl;dr, he mentions fights in his recaps, which is unlike old recapanon, and some don't like that.
>>13180895
Which is a good thing, it didn't really get anything done.

>> No.13180898

>>13180886

Anon...? Anon, answer the radio.

ANON THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY

>> No.13180902

>>13180753

Yeah no. I trust TheGreens about as much as I trust Adrenal Glands and InariKitsune for story ideas.

>> No.13180903

>>13180902
You know all of those things are requests made by people on here- you can find them in the threads if you want.

>> No.13180904

>>13180887
Too bad Islam doesn't support sjw and will lynch all of them once they get enough power

>> No.13180905

>>13180886
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13168234/#13171382

>> No.13180906

>>13180812
>Controlled
Please. They control Youtube and Twitter at best.

>> No.13180907

>>13180905
>https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13168234/#13171382
Good god man, can we not bring it up again? I don't want to read that.

>> No.13180911

>>13180904
>rooting for the sand monkeys
I hate sjws just as much as everbody else, but you might wanna choose better allies.

>> No.13180920

>>13180902

If anything I preferred Negawalker to this guy. At least he produced interesting content, even if he was full of himself for it. Greens can't even make his recaps concise like they were supposed to be and mentions all the shitposting too.

>> No.13180921

>>13180904
>>13180911

Let them duke it out without letting either get enough power. Erradicate the survivors later.

>> No.13180923

WHO CARES

>> No.13180925

>All these people implying that Greens wasn't shitposting with his shit recaps from the get-go

>> No.13180928

>>13180923
I do.

>> No.13180931

>>13180920
>>13180925
Meh. It's just a recap and request thread. Do people really hate having a replacement that much? Two posts a day and some comments don't seem like anything worth noting.

>> No.13180932

>>13180921
nothing a few neutron bombs and mines can fix.

>> No.13180936

>>13180906
and video games.

>> No.13180940

>>13180931
They just want to shit all over him. Like with Bob and Inari, they keep pulling shit out of there ass as an excuse to keep insulting them. It's rather pathetic that 3 or 4 people think this is fun enough to keep doing for months on end.
And now someone will reply to this saying something like "fuck you" or "fagot"

>> No.13180941

>>13180870
>the futa thing seems to be a joke
How? He not only put it in the recap, he put it on his list of stuff for people to draw, and he has written futa on male in the past. Why would you assume it is a joke?

Look through the posts about it. >>13180905

It clearly isn't meant to be futa related. That he would pick out a couple of posts and record it as futa despite the clarifications means he's either a faggot trying to push futa, or a faggot trying to stir shit up.

>> No.13180943

>>13180940
Are you actually defending Bob and Inari?

>> No.13180946

>>13180905
Thanks, but I'm still not seeing it. Maybe I have a skewed sense of humor.

>> No.13180947

>>13180941
>futa on male in the past
What? When? I never saw this. Are you talking about the thing in the pastebin? You know he didn't write that, correct?

>> No.13180950

>>13180943
Are you looking for an excuse to cause another shitstorm for retarded reasons?

>> No.13180952

>>13180940
So you're saying Greens is on the same level as Bob and Inari. You're right, I agree entirely.

>> No.13180955

>>13180940
Bob did nuffin wrong!

>> No.13180957

>>13180940
>months
I'm pretty sure it's been more than an year since Bob hate started

>> No.13180958

>>13180952
>strawmanning

>> No.13180970

>>13180947
>>13180941
Can someone please tell me when this happened? Everything greens has written that I've seen is 100% normal for these threads, and mostly greentexts at that. When did the futa thing happen?

>> No.13180971

Still waiting for KC to add a clown monster girl.

>> No.13180980

>>13180947
If he didn't write it then he put it in his own pastebin without citing its original source or even putting in a note indicating he isn't the author, which is an entirely different kind of faggoty behavior. In any case, he has futa on male in his pastebin so the point still stands.

>> No.13180982

I want to be cuddled by a pregnant apophis and pharaoh.

>> No.13180986

>>13180970
http://pastebin.com/MhPBCypR

>> No.13180988

>>13180982
>Their pregnant bellies get close to each other
>The young Apophis and Pharaoh inside begin trying to kick at each other from within

>> No.13180989

>>13180980
Dude, you know that was originally on an unlisted pastebin? Submitted as a guest? Probably saved it to show to someone or something.

I mean, I guess you could say he was trying to steal it, but who the fuck would steal a poorly written FUTA story? Where's the demand for that?
>>13180986
Again, see above, the original guest-submitted version of that was posted days before greens ever put his mitts on it.

>> No.13180992

>>13180988
>Apophis
>Kick
Anon, I...

>> No.13180994

>>13180992
Tail whip.

>> No.13180998

>>13180994
But that only lowers the Pharaoh's defences

>> No.13180999

>>13180992
Then she would do the Lamia equivalent of a kick, like some strong tail twitch

>> No.13181000

>>13180992
This is as bad as the wurm who wraps her arms and legs around you

>> No.13181001

>>13180986
Cripes, what a faggot.

>> No.13181003

>>13180992
Her mother quaffed too many potions during pregnancy.
They have warning labels for a reason.

>> No.13181007

>>13180998
>>13180992
>your not an apophis! your an echidna. Look! This hood comes right off!

>> No.13181009

>>13181007
This kills the snake

>> No.13181011

>>13181007
>Things which may be removed
>Comes right off
>Evidence
Anon, I...

>> No.13181012

>>13180920

My only problem with Negawalker was he used annoying ticks when typing and had the ego of a washed up performer like Kanye West

>> No.13181021

>>13181012
>annoying ticks
Such as?

>> No.13181026

>>13181021
>Hi I'm negawalker-poi!

>> No.13181030

>>13181026
>-poi!
The fuck does that mean?

>> No.13181032
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>tall
>handsome
>powerful
How in the fuck did Luka, the prince of hetare, father Nero?

>> No.13181036

>>13181011
>That's the joke.

>> No.13181038

>>13181012
I actually missed the Negastorm. Last I heard of him was when I was in a thread and he posted his first thing, a wyvern story. I remember everybody sucking his dick over it in the thread so I read it and found it to be pretty average, maybe even substandard.

Then I come back to the threads after a while and I hear all this stuff about his ego and I start wondering if he was samefag praising himself in that first thread he posted in.

>> No.13181040

>>13181032
Maybe there are some alpha genes in that beta faggot? We may never know.

>> No.13181042

>>13181032
>tall
>handsome
>powerful
He's none of those.

>> No.13181043

>>13181032
>>tall
>>handsome
>>powerful
1/3
He's tall

>> No.13181047

>>13181032

His wife does have a "papers please" vagina and womb

>> No.13181048

>tfw I started another shitstorm
Why it feels so good to be the Jew?

>> No.13181050

>>13181030
It's the newest, funniest may-may

>> No.13181052

>>13181032
wow is he in 8th grade or something
that behind the back scythe hold
very definition of chuuni

>> No.13181053

>>13181032
But nobody takes him seriously.

>> No.13181054

>>13181040
His dad was pretty alpha I think

>> No.13181058

>>13181052
>>13181053
It'll be funny if he actually ends up being a chuuni

>> No.13181061

>>13181054
So those faggy genes came from his mom?

Fucking angels man...

>> No.13181062

>check MGQ Paradox files on exhentai
>read comments
>"While there is a lot of content to the game, it is horribly executed compared to the original. No one wants to grind a game where the combat is slow, exp gain is horrible, and if you miss a conversation by accident, you wont even know where to go next..."

I'm triggered

>> No.13181064

Lazarus did nothing wrong

>> No.13181066

>>13181058
At least that would add some debt to the character.

I really couldn't take another "Badass in kingdom hearts clothes".

>> No.13181067

>>13181043
He's not doing too badly on the looks either and supposedly it's played for giggles that every time he does show off no one is there to see him, or no one gives a fuck.

>> No.13181070
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>>13181064
My nigga.

>> No.13181071

>>13181062
Kids these days can't handle old style RPGs.

>> No.13181073

>>13181062
>Not using cheat engine
You have no one to blame but yourself.

>> No.13181079
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13181079

How much do you like monster girls? How about this cute one!

>> No.13181080

>>13181067
I think he's ugly as hell in that picture, and not because of the outfit. His face looks ugly to me

>> No.13181085

>>13181079
EVIL. EEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.13181086
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>>13181032
Reminder he's got his pants belted together for some reason.

>>13181071
Yeah, what the fuck. He's basically complaining because it's actually a game.

>> No.13181098

>>13181079
NONONONONONO

>> No.13181102

>>13181070
>Killing the evil monsters
>killing the traitor
What a hero.

>> No.13181108

>>13181085
>>13181098
I always see this reaction. What's wrong with her? She looks cute to me.

>> No.13181109

>>13181080
Then you have a weird sense of aesthetics, because that's a standard bishounen. If he's following the trope to a T, then he must be a bookworm prodigy with super high fighting potential, have a love octahedron where he's the only male back at home and two or three slightly homo bros as well.

>> No.13181110

>>13181086
>Reminder he's got his pants belted together for some reason.
Don't you know? More belts equal more power.

>> No.13181112

>>13181086
The game may actually be fun.

>> No.13181113

>>13181021
He uses // for emphasis.

>> No.13181115

>>13181108
Well, she doesn't like videos of cats.

>> No.13181117

>>13181109
>weird sense of aesthetics
That's possible, I've never felt bishie types were particularly attractive.

>> No.13181120

>>13181086
He's just sealing his power, man. Can't hold back enough when fighting against small fry if his mobility isn't severely impaired as well.

>> No.13181126

>>13181108
She's a star monster that wants to get knocked up so she can kill and replace the human race

>> No.13181127

>>13181079
>>13181085
>>13181098
I've been wanting to play this for a while. Might as well do it now.

>> No.13181130

>>13181126
Oh. That's pretty bad then.

>> No.13181131

>>13181127
>nips meet aliens
Eh, it's short, go for it.

>> No.13181133

>>13181079
Saya is waifu material
And she even helps humanity evolve to the next stage
10/10 waifu

>> No.13181136

>>13181127
Go for it
It's helluva fun and Lovecraft-y

>> No.13181137
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>>13181117
You gay or some shit?

>> No.13181139

>>13181108
She is the cutest flesh eating eldritch abomination

>> No.13181141
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>>13181133

You can never go wrong with Lovecraftian Horrors for MGs.

>> No.13181146

>>13181141
>monstergirlquestpart3.jpg

>> No.13181150

>>13181137
It's probably because I superimpose Japanese facial structure onto them and that makes them look kind of...well, ugly. Less attractive at least.

>> No.13181155

>>13181146
That girl is actually really nice and tender.

>> No.13181164

>>13181137
I dropped that after the first chapter.

>> No.13181167

>>13181164
You're in luck, it's getting an anime.

>> No.13181179
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13181179

>you will never be the doctor that has to inform Miia, 6 months after her marriage to Darling, that she is completely infertile, and that human-lamia artificial wombs have yet to produce viable offspring

>> No.13181185

>>13181179
>You will never tell Centora that she smells like a barn
>You will never tell Papi that she's as much of a strain to take care of as an invalid
>You will never tell Dracosa that she'll never get a good woman
>You will never tell that spider lady that she's a best

>> No.13181190

>>13181179
>>13181185
You're both meanies. But no, according to MGQ interspecies offspring is possible. Fuck your shit.

>> No.13181200

>>13181185
>You will never tell Suu that you like her poison personality more

>> No.13181207

>>13181200
poison suu is best suu

>> No.13181212

>>13181207
Shit with sprinkles on it is still shit anon.

>> No.13181216

>>13181212
What does your taste have to do with second best girl, anon?

>> No.13181221

>>13181216
The same could be said for your taste anon.

All EMG's a shit

>> No.13181222

>>13181032
Because the mother of his child is one of the most powerful monsters?

>> No.13181223
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13181223

Fluffy tails

>> No.13181224

>>13181221
What does my taste have to do with second best girl? I simply like her, that's all.

>> No.13181227

>>13181190
Yes. Everyone but her can have Darling's kids. Everyone but her can have kids at all.

>you will never watch Miia try not to break down in tears as she stares at your framed photo of you, your monster girl wife, and your hybrid kids while denying the truth
>you will never see monster girls rise beyond being third-class citizens through the years to come, openly having human partners, while Miia gets divorced and left behind, hated by her lamia clan for deceiving them, unwanted and broken
>you will never pass by a dark alley with Miia in a bundle of ragged blankets in winter, feebly holding a sign stating will mate for food, having been ejected from Darling's house for being a depressive layabout
>you will never read the newspaper to read a brief bit about Miia's corpse discovered in a freezer warehouse, the apparent cause being suicide by cold blood

>> No.13181229
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>>13181207

But that's wrong anon

>> No.13181233
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>>13181222
THE most powerful monster.

Pretty sure it was mentioned that the next monster lord is always stronger than the previous one.

Obviously this means their daughter will be OP as fuck.

>> No.13181235

>>13181229
I want to lick her back

>> No.13181236

Isn't luka supposed to be a shota? Of course luka a shit, he's like 16 at most and is functionally a virgin. (remember that he never actually has sex with every monster he meets, at most a handful of blowjobs)

>> No.13181243

>>13181233
Have you seen her?

She's some sonic OC bullshit, of course they're gonna make her OP as fuck.

>> No.13181245

>>13181236
Indeed, both Alice and Luka were virgins until they decided to have sex before going to Hellgondo.

>> No.13181250

I want to carry a pink familiar who's pregnant with twins and is blushing with embarrassment.

>> No.13181254

>>13181000
Anon...Come on, don't bring up old mistakes of the past.

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>>13181243
>She's some sonic OC bullshit

Honestly what were people expecting when they're the children of the main characters?

Besides, she's a qt, unlike his chuuni brother.

>> No.13181263

>>13181233
nah
Alice mom was stronger than Alice
And Black Alice holy shit
maybe each one gets weaker, but definitely not stronger

>> No.13181266

>>13181259
If that's cute, I don't know what is.

I have no hope for Paradox if the character designs are to speak for anything.

>> No.13181272

I guess we're not fighting about greens anymore huh

>> No.13181274

>>13181259
Its like the wings and magic orb thingies are shitty deviant art edits.

>> No.13181275

>>13181263
>Alice mom was stronger than Alice
Alice is stronger than her, especially now. You can't compare them when she was a child.

>And Black Alice holy shit
She got stronger during all those hundreds of years she was away.

>> No.13181276

>>13181254
I'm sorry, Anon. I said that just for you. I was hoping you were here. BullyingIntensifies.jpg

>> No.13181277

>>13181233
What is the Pharaoh reading that means the grape snake gets head pats

>> No.13181278

>>13181272
Nope.
We ought to move on to greener pastures. Like how Alice would've been better if she were a Dandere with a perverted dom streak.

>> No.13181279

>>13181277

She got accepted into a top college, now she can pursue her dreams of a PhD in Subterfuge and Analytics.

>> No.13181280

>>13181259
I will be very disappointed if she doesn't rape her brother and/or father.

>> No.13181281
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Hnnnnnngh those abs.

Why couldn't they add more girls like this one and the oni

>> No.13181282

>>13181277
She drew a picture of her making a flower crown for her adopted mother.

>> No.13181285

>>13181250
You have fine taste.

>> No.13181286

>>13181278
She still would have been shit.

>> No.13181287

>>13181281
>Those pasties
Somehow, monster girls make them look better than anybody really can.

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>> No.13181290

>>13181278
>greener
fuck you charon

>> No.13181291

>>13181286
Alright, how do you think they could've made her better? I must know, because lamias must be best girl, always and forever.

>> No.13181292

>TFW try to think of story ideas of my top five MG waifus
>TFW it always leads back to Manticore
>TFW can't escape being typecast as the Manticore writefaggot just like Ben Stiller is typecast as the unfunny washed up actor coasting on his parent's fame
>TFW I am the Manticore

>> No.13181296

>>13181291
By making sure she didn't exist.

MGQ was fucking garbage, the world would've been better if it never existed.

>> No.13181297

>>13181292
Get it over with Anon. Once you write about tailpussy you'll no long feel the urge to write about it again.

>> No.13181298

>>13181296
But anon...muh lamias.
Come on, give me something, anything.

>> No.13181299
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13181299

>>13181296
That's cool and all but check this idol cheerleader.

>> No.13181301

>>13181299
Succubi a shit.

>> No.13181303

>>13181299

Idol cheerleaders are SHIT

>> No.13181304

>>13181288
I bet those aren't even her kids.

>> No.13181305

>>13181288
How the fuck would anyone handle all those daughterus?

>> No.13181306

>>13181296
Nice trolling and bait, mate.

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>>13181303
T-then check this zombie girl with a beartrap on her head.

>> No.13181308

>>13181306
I'm not even gonna bite.

All you got is a hook there anon.

>> No.13181309

>>13181303
I agree.

>>13181301
I disagree.

>> No.13181310

>>13181299
What's wrong with her neck/head?

>> No.13181311

>>13181305
By not having a shit tier wife for starters

>> No.13181312

>>13181297

But I have written about tailpussy Multiple times.

>> No.13181314

>>13181297
no longer*

>> No.13181316

>>13181308
>calling being called out bait
Still baiting, I see.

>> No.13181317

>>13181312
Bollocks?

>> No.13181318

>>13181312
Link? Assuming you're not Bob.

>> No.13181321

>>13181316
You're not even trying anon.

>> No.13181324

>>13181304
Spiders actively adopt other peoples kid's, so be warned, when a look out if a spider's about.

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>> No.13181328
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>>13181280
I'll bet you she's a good girl who aspires to be a hero and the one with demon king delusions is Nero.

>> No.13181331

>>13181328
i hope so

>> No.13181335

>>13181328
This guy needs to be alped.

It's the only fate fitting for an edgelord like him.

>> No.13181336

>>13181328
Is that a tie on the back of his suit?

>> No.13181337

>>13181310
The artist fucked up the layers.

>> No.13181338

Paradox is probably gonna be shit.

>> No.13181339

>>13180255
HNNNNNNNGH

If only she packed some more muscle like a proper oni.

>> No.13181343

>>13181338
We get it you can stop shitposting now.

>> No.13181345

>>13181335
>the only fate fitting for an edgelord

>edgy guy turns into an Alp
>you now have an edgy Alp on your hands
I don't see the improvement.

>> No.13181347

>>13180783
Agreed.

>> No.13181352

>>13181345
At least she can be dicked now.

>> No.13181353

>>13181345
It's dramatically increased his weakness to bullying.

That's his weakness.

>> No.13181355
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13181355

Here's food for thought, what if you get to the shit out of Nero with King Tabasco Sauce and Lazarus in your party?

>> No.13181357

>>13181345
>>13181352
What the fuck is an alp?

>> No.13181358

>>13181355
kick the*

>> No.13181359

>>13181357
You could use Google instead of getting people here to bully you.

>> No.13181363

>>13181357
Newfag pls.

>> No.13181364

>>13181359
I keep getting shit in french. I don't speak snail, man.

>> No.13181365

>>13181357
Welcome to these threads junior. I hope you're ready for initiation.

*Unzips Dick*

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>handjob-girl.png

>>13181364
Google "alp monster girl".

>> No.13181368

>>13181364
Go to the encyclopedia you moron.

>> No.13181373

>>13181363
Give me a break, I haven't been here since the first tsujidou game came out. You faggots turned into /v/ 2.5, I don't follow your silly jargon any more.

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>>13181357

>> No.13181381

>>13181368
>>13181374
Well, that explains it. But the name makes no sense.

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>>13181373

>> No.13181389

>>13181374
Wait, doesn't one have to be an Incubi first before becoming an Alp?

>> No.13181390

>>13181381
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_%28folklore%29

>> No.13181395

>>13181390
So basically a gay vampire. Sweet.

>> No.13181399

>>13180796
This was cool but Baal became Bastet in between posts and it confused me.

>> No.13181402

>>13181373
It's only been less than 3 years since it was released, anon.

>> No.13181404

An ALP is a guy who becomes a woman cause he prefers the dick.
Its a MG type for homosexuals .

>> No.13181408

>>13181404
What if you want to be an Alp not because you want dick, but because you just want to be a cute girl with breasts and an ass?

>> No.13181411

>>13181402
You guys became too spirited and on topic for me. I had to move on.

>> No.13181413

>>13181408
Then you're a tranny.

>> No.13181415

>>13181408
Nope, requires you to want the dick.

>> No.13181419

There is a certain nameless nerd that always goes on and on about Alps , never shuts up about it.
Also has a really annoying TF fetish.

>> No.13181420

>>13181415
Alright well then how do I want the dick?

>> No.13181423

>>13181415
No, it clearly says in the profile "I want to be a woman". One can sill want to be a woman without wanting dick.

>> No.13181426

>>13181420
Watch gay or shemale porn?

>> No.13181430

>>13181426
But that sounds gay though

>> No.13181431

>>13181423
Well, if that's what you want then go for it.


Just don't be surprised when being a Succubi type and a monster girl make you want the dick

>> No.13181432

>>13181430
Not if you say no homo

>> No.13181434

>>13181432
If I say "No Homo" will I still Alp?

>> No.13181435

>>13181431
Nothing's stopping you from going after other girls you know.

>> No.13181438
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>>13181419
Yep, just let it blow over until he stops.

>> No.13181439

>>13181434
No, it's how /fit/ stay male and aren't just a bunch of muscled Alps.

>> No.13181440

I figure all the alp hate stems from the fact that nobody here has confidence in their gender. There's no other reason why people would freak out so much.

>> No.13181441

>>13181435
>Yuri
It's what I'd do, but let's not trigger the autists right now, mmmmkay?

>> No.13181442

>>13181438
Would be better with a deadpan face and heartpupils.

>> No.13181445

>>13181438

That drool ruins the image every time

>> No.13181446

>>13181318

Gonna take a rain check on that.

>>13181317

Literally who?

>> No.13181447

>>13181439
They're big Alps...

>> No.13181449

>>13181441
Alright

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>>13181440

>> No.13181452

>>13181450
You didn't have to respond.

>> No.13181454

>>13181442
>>13181445
It's an accurate depiction of what happens when a Lich's phylactery gets destroyed.
>>13181446
RSanon?

>> No.13181455

>>13181446
Dammit Bollocks, go and write some more. Even if it's tailpussy, especially if it's tailpussy.

>> No.13181458

>>13181447
4 u

>> No.13181459

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother greyguard update. We vampire now. We vampire and meltin' furry brains. Comments and criticisms are vastly welcome.

>update from 2633

Some time I need to rewrite some of this crap. some of the dialog is so cringey and fedorable. Particularly his introduction to Teresa holy shit.

>> No.13181460

>>13181447
4u

>> No.13181462

>>13181458
>You will never bully Alps that are nearly twice your size and could easily crash your plane with no survivors

>> No.13181463

>>13181423
You would be fairly fucked if that was the case. Becoming an alp doesn't make you a girl, it makes you a monster girl. And MG's crave the dick.

>> No.13181466

>>13181463
Yeah no. We are not having this argument again.

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>>13181445
>>13181438

That droll bugs me too.

>> No.13181470

>>13181462
>If I pulled you tail would you die?

>> No.13181473

>>13181438
>>13181468
>Lich
>Heart pupils
It's like people don't know what emotionless means.

>> No.13181475

>>13181468
You messed up her lip where you "Wiped" the drool off.

>> No.13181477

>>13181466
Not him but what argument? He posted a fact about MGE monster girls so what's the problem?

>> No.13181478

>>13181468
Could you do the same with the uncensored version?
>>13181473
Broken phylactery, read her profile you rube.

>> No.13181481

>>13181459
How the hell do you write this fast? I barely get around to reading your shit, only to find that you have somehow updated again. Seriously though, keep up the good work. The only thing I can say is that I wish that you watched your spelling a bit better. It's a little distracting.

>> No.13181483
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13181483

So what old playtime equipment would you waifu like the most?

>> No.13181485

>>13181478
If her phylactery is broken then why is she on top?
There's no way someone who has a Lich wife with a broken phylactery is on the bottom, unless they are Luka tier sub.

>> No.13181486

>>13181483
Swings Master Race

Any other choice is gay as fuck

>> No.13181488

>>13181483
I really don't know. What kind of things do cows like to play with, other than getting their heads stuck in places?

>> No.13181489

>>13181485
>on top
I don't see the problem.

>> No.13181490

>>13181488
>Young Holst getting her head stuck in the jungle gym

>> No.13181492

>>13181466
>>13181423
You're right, there is no room for argument, it doesn't matter if you want to become an alp for its own sake, you will crave the dick and there's nothing t be done about it.

>once the monster's instinct begins to take root in their heart and body, they'll naturally be drawn to human men. The monster's instinct within them makes a rapid change, becoming bigger. The feeling of dissatisfaction due to not having obtained any spirit energy will become unbearable, and they'll begin to strongly desire a human man. Eventually, they'll surely end up losing to the monster's instinct.

>> No.13181496

>>13181489
You saying your enough of a sub that you wouldn't take charge of satisfying your wife by throwing her down and pounding her vagina until you both pass out from physical exhaustion?

Cause if so, that's pretty sad.

>> No.13181500

>>13181496
Femdom is the best tho

>> No.13181501

>>13181481
Ah sorry man. I got really fucking lazy and started to type lying down on my bed. That always makes the typos increase by like double.

>> No.13181503

>>13181483

>Imagining a Kejourou using the monkey bars with just her hair

2 cute.

>> No.13181504

>>13181500
Sub-chan pls.

>> No.13181505

>>13181496
Does femdom upset you?

>> No.13181507

>>13181483
>Your lamia classmate will never hide in a ball pit waiting to snatch you up and pull you in

>> No.13181508

>>13181505
No, what upsets me is when husbands neglect to properly satisfy their partner when they are obviously in need of hot vigorous dicking.

It's just plain selfish.

>> No.13181510

>>13181475

http://i.imgur.com/kzCGBEk.jpg

Tweaked a bit. Better?

>>13181478

Sure. As long as the one I just edited it acceptable, editing the uncensored version should be easier.

>> No.13181511

>>13181500
BOO THIS MAN!

>> No.13181512

>>13181508
It upsets me when a Wife neglects to satisfy her partner when they are obviously in need of hot vigorous Ving.

That's selfish.

>> No.13181513

>>13181501
I actually know exactly what you're talking about. I do about half of my writing in bed and it always takes so much more effort to watch for typos.

>> No.13181514
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>>13181508
Do you even know how femdom works? Why are you blowing a gasket over something so trivial?

>> No.13181515

>>13181510
>http://i.imgur.com/kzCGBEk.jpg
Better, yes.

>> No.13181517

>>13181508
>Not giving her such great oral foreplay that she jumps her right there and fucks you so hard she exhausts herself right on top of you.

>> No.13181518

>>13181507
>lamia
>not trapdoor arachne

>> No.13181519

>>13181518
Not him, but I'd prefer the lamia.

>> No.13181520

>>13181513
It fuckin' sucks too because my bed is like one foot from my desk and so much more comfy.

>> No.13181521

>>13181500
>Femdom is the best tho
kek.

>> No.13181522

>>13181514
>Blowing a gasket
Either you're trying to start a shitstorm or you don't have any comprehension of what mad actually is.
>>13181512
>>13181517
See what I mean? Look at these lazy fucks, wanting to just lie there and let other people service them, it's disgraceful.
People like them are why the world economy is in the tank.

>> No.13181525

>>13181483
Strangely enough, I recently read a doujin in which MC and his childhood friend recount their childhood memories and play at an old park they used to go to.

And then proceed to have sex on any and all of the playground equipment.

>> No.13181527

>>13181478
>>13181515

http://i.imgur.com/VhfLwjE.jpg

Uncensored version.

>> No.13181528

>>13181525
Link?

>> No.13181531

>>13181522
You're actually getting upset over it though.

>> No.13181532

Oppai loli familiars

>> No.13181535 [DELETED] 
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>> No.13181537

>>13181531
Not him, and it's obvious you want to start shit.

>> No.13181539

>>13181531
Not him. A true man is an empty shell. Is that what you're positing?

>> No.13181540

>>13181535
Do you have to repost the same picture each time, Psychofox?

>> No.13181541

>>13181522
It's not lazy if she's the one who wants to fuck you hard that night. Either way she's getting a hard dicking and will be happy.

>> No.13181542

>>13181532
>Oppai loli
Meh.

>> No.13181544

>>13181532
YES!

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>> No.13181546

>>13181537
I'm the one getting upset over something stupid.

>> No.13181547

>>13179514
>>13179654
So what happens when Jabberwock sees snaKKKes harassing her husband on the front lawn?

>> No.13181549

>>13181546
You can stop now, it's obvious you're trying to bait another shitstorm.

>> No.13181551
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>>13181540
He's not the only one with pics from the same artist.

>> No.13181553

>>13181546
not the*

>> No.13181555

>>13181547
A snake Skin couch, lazy boy, and bean bag chair

>> No.13181557

>>13181547
She buries their faces into the yard and hugs her husband.

>> No.13181559

>>13181545
Fuck off, you post this every thread.

>> No.13181561

>>13181545
>>13181551
Do you faggots have to post the same pics every thread?

>> No.13181563

>>13181528
I don't remember it.
I'm so sorry.

>> No.13181564

>>13181561
Bitch, it's been a good while since I last posted tht pic so quit bitching already you fucking twat.

>> No.13181565

>>13181549
Whatever you say, but don't get fannyflustered every time that Lich picture is posted.

>> No.13181568

>>13181561
He's one person who feels entitled to spam his garbage and overused images in the thread, just report and ignore.

>> No.13181570

Do you need to post the same picture without even saying anything?

>> No.13181572

>>13181564
>it's been a good while
My sides.

>> No.13181573

>>13181564
Yeah anon, March 6th to March 14th is clearly a super large time gap.

>> No.13181575

>>13181532
Are they oppai loli Familiars with Zankuro-tier physique, though?

>> No.13181579

>>13181573
>>13181572
Last time it was posted was Feb 10, according to the archives.

>> No.13181581

>>13181575
Yus

And they want to have kids.

>> No.13181584

>>13181579
who cares

it's a pic you posted just because that didn't add anything to the thread

that's enough of a reason to think you should stop

>> No.13181585

>>13181454

Since when the fuck am I RSAnon. He actually has decent storytelling abilities.

>> No.13181586

>>13181584
>Get real proof
>Who cares
Nice shitposting mate.

>> No.13181590
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>>13181585
Bollocks pls write Werebat onee-san sleep rape, pls.

>> No.13181591

>>13181586
i just joined the conversation you sad fuck

>> No.13181592

>>13181586
>People complaining about shitposting is shitposting
When is spring break over?

>> No.13181594
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13181594

>>13181591
Now you've resorted to namecalling.

>> No.13181595

>>13181579
It's not about the picture. It's about these two or more assclowns spamming their stupid shit every thread.

>> No.13181600

>>13177656
>Baby-hungry Kitsune-bi
>A big clump of the leftover desire of many fox women
>with huge child-bearing spirit hips
I'm okay with this.

>Tall, quiet, cuddly cheshire.
I am intensely okay with this.

>A Dullahan who FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE and has one of the worlds best asses
I am excruciatingly okay with this.

>> No.13181601

>>13181595
>spamming
Wow, ten or so pictures. At least it's more related to the thread than people complaining about stupid shit constantly.

>> No.13181603

>>13181594
Ok "mate".

>> No.13181605

>>13181590

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5M04_qkRdY

How about you write it instead of relying on Mister I'm-Living-Ad-Nauseum

>> No.13181606

Why don't you complain about the asshats that post reaction pics or the same manticore pics?

>> No.13181611

>>13181603
Okay, butthurt-kun

>>13181606
Because these guys are inconstant.

>> No.13181612

>>13181606
But everyone calls out /v/ kiddies who spam reaction faces and greentext shitposting, so your point is null.

>> No.13181614

>>13181606
They do, it's just that nobody cares and calls them wannabe admins when people start bitching.

>> No.13181615

>>13181600
>Cheshire gets possessed by the Kitsune-bi one day.

>Gratuitous baby making.

>> No.13181620

>>13181611
buzzwords lol

>> No.13181622

>>13181620
>buzzwords
>>>tumblr

>> No.13181623
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13181623

Is it really so hard to behave yourself?

>> No.13181625

>>13181622
Nice meme firendo, got anymore good ones to share with us?

>> No.13181627

>>13181625
Report and ignore.
Report and ignore.
Report and ignore.

>> No.13181628

I hate you people.

>> No.13181629

>>13181615
And I wouldn't complain, either.

When Dullahan gets home I'd take some of Kitsune-bi's Manticore venom and make sure her "job" doesn't make her feel left out.

>> No.13181630

>>13181601
Yes, ten or so...by at least two people, every thread, with little to no text.

Seriously, what is the point of these?

>> No.13181632

>>13181628
That just makes me love you more.

>> No.13181634

>>13181632
Don't be an alp you faggot.

>> No.13181635

>>13181630
Does there have to be a point with everything? A discussion itself can spark from images and there's nothing wrong with small image dumps since they don't violate the rules.

>> No.13181636
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13181636

Trolls are underrated. I want to be cuddled by this big girl and her big hands and feet!

>> No.13181638

>>13181634
I'll stop being a faggot when you give me a hug.

>> No.13181641

>>13181638
I hate hugs.

>> No.13181642

>>13181636
I want a fragrant tit-job from a troll!

>> No.13181643

>>13181636
The ass is fat.

>> No.13181645

>>13181641
I know you do King Grump Alp.

>> No.13181646

What would Kejourou think of beards?

>> No.13181650

>>13181646
She'd want you to follow proper beard etiquette I imagine.

>> No.13181654

>>13181636
Trolls
In Hawaiian hula attire.


Those green foliage anklets and wristbands accentuating their hands and feet.

>> No.13181657

>>13181643
Although keep in mind she's wearing a corset. She has great tits and a great ass, but her proportions are probably a bit different without the corset. She's probably a lot chubbier than she appears.

And I'm okay with that.

>> No.13181659

>>13181645
Stop calling me a fucking Alp I'm not gay

>> No.13181661

>>13181561

> Bitches about this
> Not the ThisIsBaits.png

>> No.13181663

>>13181636
I'd sow some seeds in all that fertile soil.

>> No.13181667

>>13181650
http://i.imgur.com/DUyBmBU.jpg

>> No.13181670
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13181670

Would you take home a Hellpup today?

>> No.13181671
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>>13181657
It's a shame that she has zero lewd art showing off that ass and body.

Same goes for the Wight, excluding Monorus' ghostly handjob picture of course.

>> No.13181675

>>13181670
I just moved into a new place and my roommate has a dog. I'm afraid she and the dog might get in fights and destroy the place.

>> No.13181676

>>13181670

No. Can't go kidnapping kids, mate. She might be waiting for her mother to come for her or something.

>> No.13181680

>>13181661
Anonymous isn't one person and we've already complained about that, too.

>>13181670
Hell no.

>> No.13181681

>>13181670
As long as she's alone and crying in a box off to the side of the road.

>> No.13181682

>>13181671
Hell, I'd be fine with even a daughteru story about a young Troll. Trolls need a lot more love than they're getting.

>> No.13181690

>>13181670
I would totally adopt a Hellpup.

>> No.13181696

Question: We all know Hellhounds are Femdom Incarnate. Well what would happen if a submissive as fuck human boy adopted a Hellpup?

How would their relationship of father and daughter be like?

>> No.13181699

>>13181696
Recipe for daughteru dicking.

>> No.13181700

>>13181696
Like a regular one.
With the father spoiling his daughteru and doing everything she asked of him.

>> No.13181702

>>13181696
Probably normal. Bit of healing, maybe teaching the human boy to man up a bit.

Until Hellpup hits puberty. Then it's Ving the Fatheru till kingdom come.

>> No.13181707

>>13181696
Either >>13181699 or she'd be spoiled rotten by the age of five. She'd just pressure her new dad into giving her everything she wants.

>> No.13181708
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>>13181696
>How would their relationship of father and daughter be like?
They'd learn and develop together.

>> No.13181713

>>13181628
That only makes me stronger.

>> No.13181725

>>13181696
She will fuck his brains out once she reaches pu berty

>> No.13181726

Ruining a beautiful father/daughter relationship with sex? Sick.

>> No.13181733

>>13181726
Some things are just natural to occur. Submissive bitches and Hellhounds are bound to have sex. It's like watching matching magnets click together.

>> No.13181738

>>13181726
Then there's this faggot.

>> No.13181745
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>> No.13181747

"i like incest" - people who don't have siblings

>> No.13181751

>>13181747

I don't have siblings and I don't like incest.

>> No.13181753

>>13181747
You're forgetting aspies who have trouble understanding how human emotions work.

>> No.13181756

>>13181747
""i like incest" - people who don't have siblings" - people who have shitty/ugly/horrible siblings

>> No.13181758

>>13181756
it's ok if your daddy abused you when you were younger, anon

>> No.13181761
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>>13181747
2D siblings are totally okay with me.

>> No.13181768

>>13181745
Does Monster Musume already have a large influx of art on Pixiv?

>> No.13181776

>>13181590
>>13181590

>Asking one of the BB4 for anything
>Not just writing it yourself and enjoying the fact that you're a fedora level hipster with an MG nobody likes

You people

>> No.13181777

>>13177656
>Ignis
>amazon
>thunderbird
I got some pretty HOT chicks imo

>> No.13181783

>>13181657
I want to cuddle and rest on a Troll's tummy while she blushes and feels self-conscious about it.

>> No.13181794

>>13181761
>imouto3.png
source please?

>> No.13181796

Escapism is bad and I hate myself for it.

>> No.13181803

>>13181796
Happiness is an illusion anyway.

>> No.13181804

>>13181794
http://exhentai.org/g/761342/7a4c62cc2a/
Good shit

>> No.13181805

>>13181796
Just give in, Anon. It's so much better once you've realized that life is shit and fantasy is so much better.

>> No.13181811

>>13181490
I'm late but, its how me and the wife meet.

>> No.13181812

>>13181804
>http://exhentai.org/g/761342/7a4c62cc2a/
thanks a lot!

>> No.13181813

>>13181803
>>13181805
My psyche is stable enough for me to never completely lose grasp on reality, even if I tried.

I don't know if it's a good or bad thing.

>> No.13181819

>>13181747
2D incest is fine, but 3DPD incest is plain disgusting.

>> No.13181822
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13181822

> There are people who don't want to be princess carried by their waifu

>> No.13181827

>>13181822
Nobody has mentioned it in the entire thread, after over 1600 posts.

Stop trying to start shit.

>> No.13181828

>>13181813
A stable psyche that keeps you unhappy is a faulty psyche.

>> No.13181831
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>>13181822
Shhh, be careful anon.

>> No.13181832

>Webcomic about an adorable little onryo going to school
Maybe this is the cure to my irrational phobia.
Exposure therapy

>> No.13181833

>>13181623
I like this.

>> No.13181835

>>13181813

Same here bruh. I both love and hate that quirk. Love because I can always draw a line on how serious I should take something and never get too far down the rabbit hole. Hate because sometimes I just want to lost myself in the delusion, and I can never truly believe in it.

>> No.13181836

>>13181827
He isn't trying to start anything though.

>> No.13181840

>>13181836
Sorry for assuming.

Similar posts have been made that usually end up being about "those fucking betas and their femdom fantasies".

>> No.13181842

>>13181726
That's an odd way to say improving.

>> No.13181846

>>13181747
I have siblings and like incest, your post is invalid faggot.

>> No.13181848
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13181848

Touch the demon.

Do it now.

>> No.13181849

>>13181842
>>13181846
all me

>> No.13181852

>>13181848
But I'm already max level.

>> No.13181853

>>13181822
There are. And at the end of the day, nobody truly minds it, I'm sure.

>> No.13181854

>>13181849
Okay.

>> No.13181855

>>13181848

Why won't she stop being so fucking cute goddamn.

My headpat & hug reserves would be depleted within the day if I met her.

>> No.13181856

You've done it, you've moved to Monster Girl City. But while you live here, you're going to need a job.

You skim through different job listings through Daily Phoenix. Which sounds best?

1. A Dryad who owns a large flower store needs an able-bodied man to help take care of the Plant Girls who live there, waiting for a husband. Being stuck in a tree makes her job quite hard. You'll be working with a Tsundere Wood Elf Girl who scoffs at your attempts to take care of the busty Alraune, believing that Humans should leave taking care of nature to her kind. Overtime you'll begin to grow on her, metaphorically, and you'll get to know all the different Flower Girls as men come into the store to buy plant waifus.

2. Set Engineering inc. is looking for more office drones to fill empty cubicles. Work will be fairly casual, with many other Human men and women, along with various Monster Girls. Also the Holstaurus in accounting is single and has nice tits. Your boss however is a slavedriver, literally from her previous job, she's a bossy Anubis who doesn't tolerate slackers and keeps everyone on their toes when she enters a room. Despite this she has a secret, kinky side. She's more depraved that you might initially think and is notorious for preying on male interns.

3. Reverse Scale inc. is a rival company to Set Engineering. It has much better pay, but it doesn't have a normal office environment. They only employ male Human men for office drone positions. All high-ranking members are Dragons, who rule the company with an scaled fist. There's also an abnormally large security staff, comprised of Lizard Girls and Salamanders, all heavily armed. Their job is to keep the workers in line and make sure proper respect is shown towards the Dragon CEOS. A lot of men are just putting up with the martial law because of the money, and because they really like Dragons Girls.

cont...

>> No.13181857
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>>13181822
>You will never be a dominant Monster Girl's princess

>> No.13181858

>>13181690
Same, I'd spoiler her.

A lot.

Maybe too much.

Chubby hellhound daughteru can't rape me if she can't fit through the windows.

>> No.13181860

>>13181856
4. The local cemetery, owned by an eccentric Lich, needs a new undertaker. You'll be working a night shift and it'll be your job to make sure the various Monster Girls that call the place home are comfortable. Making sure their soil is soft, polishing their coffins and chasing delinquent Arachnes out of the crypts and mausoleums. They'll all introduce themselves to you after hearing you're the new caretaker. Some of the wealthier residents are allowed to make certain 'requests'. Your Lich boss says you need to do what they say, as the money they have is too good to pass up.

5. Monster Girl Wrestling Federation, MGWF, is always looking for Human male wrestlers to enter the ring. Your first match will be a qualifier, you and 5 other men will be put up against a Professional Monster Girl Wrestler, such as Pelvis-Saw the Red Oni, if you can last 30 minutes in the ring without crying of becoming mindbroken you're in. Spectators will be there to see you lose your matches, but winning them is no problem too, as it will make them want to see you lose and be humiliated even more. Your fast-talking Tanuki manager will set you up with matches against some of the greatest names in Monster Girl Wrestling, so be prepared to be sore the morning after.

>> No.13181861

>>13181856
>Rival Engineering Firms
>Run by an Anubis and a Dragon

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

>> No.13181862

>>13181623
>there are people who don't want a human son

>> No.13181864

>>13181861
ehehehehehehee

>> No.13181867

>>13181856
>>13181860
What if I don't want any of these jobs?
>>13181861
Because fuck you, you have to chose. And no you can't climb your way up the corporate ladder and merge the two companies.

>> No.13181868

>>13181860
>>13181856
I'll go with the Lich, seems like a relaxing job.

>> No.13181869

>>13181857
>slap.jpg

>> No.13181871

>>13181483
>sea bishop on a swing
I almost forgot about this, it's so cute.
Why is there no coloured version?

>> No.13181874

>>13181867
>What if I don't want any of these jobs?
Then you give paw rubs in back alleys like a slut.

>> No.13181875

>>13181856
>>13181864
>>13181867
Fine then, I guess I'll go with...Reverse Scale Inc.
Would rather meet a nice Anubis closer to my own level to go out with, than be the "Prey" of some slutty supervisor anyway.

>> No.13181876

>>13181871
Because colorfags forgot about it

>> No.13181879

>>13181860
Sign me up with the lich.

>> No.13181883

>>13181860
Wrasslen.

I shall become the shark of the ring.

>> No.13181884

>>13181856
>>13181860
I check the Job Applications in the Mystery Box. pls no Alping

>> No.13181885

>>13181883
But what do you do when you face the shark girl(s)?

>> No.13181888

>>13181856
A programmer in Reverse Scale inc.

>> No.13181889

>>13181885
Wrassle sharks.


What do you think I would do?

>> No.13181896

>>13181848
You bet I'd touch her demon.

Best girl, deserves all the headpats.

>> No.13181899

>>13181856
I choose clitoris inc., even though the gender recruitment preference and the security detail makes them sound like they hire men for bragging right.

>> No.13181904

>>13181848

I wonder how she would react to a confession, if she reacted at all.

>> No.13181905

>>13181699
>>13181700
>>13181702
>>13181707
>>13181708
>>13181725
Why does everyhing have to be Ving the Fatheru with you guys?

Can't the Hellhound just be protective of her father or something without wanting his dick?

>> No.13181908

>>13181905
>can't the perpetually horny monster girl not want the dick?
Laughingtailpussies.jpg

>> No.13181909

>>13181888
>WORKING SLAVE 167. HOW IS YOUR REPORT COMING?
"I-It's done, I'm sending it to you n-now."
>THIS PLEASES ME, YOU WILL FIND AN EXTRA FLAWLESS RUBY IN YOUR WEEKLY PAYMENT.
"T-Thanks..."
>"You will thank your superior properly 167!" The Salamander guard tells you while towering over you.
"Thank you... Queen Emberscale."

Great pay, but god damn.

>> No.13181918

>>13181909
>You get paid in fine gems, jewelery and enchanted treasures
>You don't actually get money

What the fuck am I supposed to do with the solid gold scepter, 20 flawless emeralds the size of eyeballs, and this cursed belt of gender change? I can't pay my bills with this shit.

>> No.13181922

>>13181856
Is there another job where I could maybe work as a security guard with a Kunoichi?

>> No.13181923

>>13181918
Exchange them for dosh.

>> No.13181924

>>13181918
>Belt of alping
Seems like it could be fun to prank your enemies.

>> No.13181925

>>13181918
>I can't pay my bills with this shit.
Just throw a ruby at the racoon tax lady and see if she doesn't orgasm right there.

>> No.13181927

>>13181918
Take it to a jeweler? Some professionals will buy that shit, you just need to get the proper contacts.

>>13181909
>Praise and Bonuses
Yes. This was the proper choice.

>> No.13181929

>>13181860
Number 4 definitely sounds the best. Undead are love.

>>13181852
Man, if you didn't still talk to her after maxing out, I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.13181930

>>13181899
>Clitoris MG
>Shy and reclusive, always wears a hoody and prefers clothing that covers as much skin as possible
>Her body is always wet, likes passive activities such as reading and watching tv/movies
>Loves cuddling with you, prefers to be the one to hold on to you as her body is really sensitive
>Goes limp if you peel back her hoodie, ahegaos with head pats and rubbing

>> No.13181931

>>13181904
Probably something about if you're sure if you want to love a demon like her.

Which I would, all the time.

>> No.13181932

>>13181923
I'm sure you could find a Tanuki pawn shop owner to take them off your hands. She'll try to barter with you though.

>> No.13181934

>>13181930
Goddammit anon.

>> No.13181936

>>13181908
>plenty of fish in the sea
>still tries to RAPE her dad

Literally animals.

>> No.13181938

>>13181924
Only if it didn't make them dick crazy.

>> No.13181941

>>13181931

>if you're sure if you want to love a demon like her.

What happens if I say yes?

>> No.13181942

We NEED Kenkou Cross for Paradox. This game is sorely in demand for his art.

>> No.13181943

>>13181936
What do you expect from a dog literally used to guard hell?

>> No.13181946

>>13181938
>Not turning your enemy into an Alp via cursed items, dicking them, and then removing said cursed item

Bragging rights Anon

>> No.13181949

>>13181942
Eh, isn't his own game gonna be pretty much the same concept?

Just give it a couple years, and play that instead.

>> No.13181953

>>13181941
You get the most powerful demon as your wife anon.

>> No.13181954

>>13181949
>a couple years
So around the same time that Liru game comes out?

>> No.13181960

>>13181856
Number 1.
I'm decent sized and fairly strong, plus I despise working in offices or being a random cog, and I hate physical activity like in 5, and I hate demeaning labor like in 4.

>> No.13181964

>>13181949
>>13181954
Maybe Paradox is gonna be translated by the time KC releases his own game.

>> No.13181967 [SPOILER] 
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13181967

And the secret character is Polt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ

>> No.13181969

>>13181856
>>13181860
Either 1 or 4. Everyone involved in those two jobs sounds pretty chill.

>> No.13181971

You know who the secret button girl was?
IT WAS POLT!

>> No.13181972
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13181972

>"Yo Daddy-o, last house I was hanging out at ended up with the owner Alping and becoming a cumdump, so I ditched that popsicle stand, and I've decided to set up new digs here. I claim this household in the name of the Cat Kingdom. The Catdom, the Caingdom, the... Nah, I can't make a pun out of that. Anyways, be a good human boy and start setting up a litter box and dinner for me. Chop Chop faggot. Meow."

>> No.13181976

>>13181967

I'll take the Manako one.

>> No.13181978

>>13181946
This reminds me of something from the back story of Philip José Farmer's "World of Tiers" book series. One character combats another throughout the centuries and upon defeating him, lets him live but eats his testicles.

>> No.13181979

>>13181972
Hey, you ever meet zippocat?

>> No.13181982

>>13181967
Do you know if they'll be going up on amiami hound? or am i gonna have to actually go out of my way to get them

>> No.13181986

>>13181972
Dinner?

Sure, I've got all the dinner you could want.

I always wanted a yoga ball.

>> No.13181987

>>13181972
Let me show you to pond.

>> No.13181988

>wake up
>monster girls still aren't real

>> No.13181989

>>13181972
I promptly fall over and start sneezing all over the place and all over her due to my cat allergies.

>> No.13181991
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13181991

>>13177656
>Fallen God
>Order
>Minotaur
>MFW

>> No.13181992

>>13181972
These little faggots are the reason why I would have a pack of werewolves on speed-dial.

>> No.13181996

>>13181967
>Spoiler
There is a god, and he hides in his shell more often than not. Thank you.

>> No.13181998

>>13181967
Man, I'd love to get one of each for the zombie girl and Lala.

>> No.13182000

>>13181988
Maybe next time buddy.

>> No.13182001

>>13181998
>the zombie girl
Come on man, you don't even have to try that hard to figure out any of their names.

>> No.13182007

>>13182001
I know her name, but come on man. Its a shit name. I'd rather call her zombie girl than acknowledge it.

>> No.13182010

>>13181972
Listen here you little shit.

If you think you can just behind your 'cat kingdom' in order to get what you want out of me you can forget it.

You can walk and talk, so you're getting a job. I'm not having some little faggot cat sponge off of me. You're going to pull your weight.

>> No.13182021

>>13181972

Your precious furry kingdom is under constant observation by the world's powers more than terrorists, any fishy business will be met with heavy firepower.

Do us both a favor and spare the effort to throw your ass out of my house before I change my mind and bring Mr. Loud and Mr. Quiet into this issue.

>> No.13182026

>>13181972

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYCMgkXQtUU

>> No.13182033

>>13181972
Why do you cats keep coming here?

Seriously! I have a sofa, four pillows, and a beanbag chair.

Whatever, I could always use a new lazyboy.

>> No.13182040

>>13182033
>Whatever, I could always use a new lazyboy.
You're going to have to sew those caits together if you want that.

>> No.13182041

>>13182007
All of their names are shit.

>> No.13182045

So what would regular Monster Girls think of your Cait Sith Furniture?

>> No.13182046

>>13181905
>Out with Hellhound daughteru at the mall after work
>Buying some clothes for your princess
>She's content to go with whatever you get her, showing off for you, beaming
>Finishing quickly, she insists on you touching up your own wardrobe
>May as well
>Go to men's clothing section, daughteru picks some shirts and pants for you
>And shoes, can't skip those
>Has you model for her, she smiles ear to ear
>Wererabbit clerk comes up to you offering help
>She takes out a measuring tape and, well, measures you all over, touching as much as she can
>Just wanting to be thorough, you're sure, she even makes sure to give you her card and ring her up whenever you're near
>Or ever, such a friendly girl
>Daughteru is stone faced, you figure she must be hungry or something
>Finish shopping, take her to the food court
>You ask her if she wants to go anywhere else
>She just mumbles she wants to go home
>Eat in silence, she barely touches her food
>Get home and decide to watch a movie with the daughteru
>Conk out half an hour in
>Wake up, it's already nighttime, and you're alone
>Figure she went to bed and decide to do so yourself
>Go to your room, and find all the clothes you bought strewn on the floor
>And what looks like a card, shredded to hell
>Then, you see her, naked, rubbing your clothes all over herself
>Something tells you to should run, but why would you, this is your daughter
>You draw closer, asking what she's doing
>Her ears perk up, and your answer is her pouncing on you, landing on your back
>She sits on you, staring silently, before gently clasping your arm in her paws, and begins to lick your fingers, then forearm, working her way up to the chest, ripping your shirt with her mouth and flinging it aside
>She takes a big whiff of you, from your stomach all the way to your face, keeping hers inches from your before uttering a single word
>"Mine"
>She pins your arms down and begins licking you all over

>> No.13182049

>>13182045
Comfy.

>> No.13182050

>>13182040
One for the backrest, one for the foot rest.

Just build a frame.

No dead caits, all the bullying

>> No.13182052

>>13182045

All the Alfgirls would love to visit.

>> No.13182053

>>13181860
>Chesire Cat
Even more lewd than the normal version. Wonderful.
>Demon Army
Oh jesus no I don't want thousands of 9 foot tall rape demons stalking me at once, even if they're nice
>Sabbath
So, a demonic magical girl that is secretly a heroic magical girl.

I'm dead.

>> No.13182055
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13182055

>>13181032
>Luka's son looks like a fucking chuuni

who would have known, really

>> No.13182059
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13182059

>>13182046
I love it.

>> No.13182060

>>13182046
Cute! More?

>> No.13182063

>>13182046
That's the part where I flick her on her nose and tell her that Daddy does not like young little girls, but prefers girls older and mature-er than him. She is the daughteru and nothing more.

>> No.13182067

>>13182046
And that's when her hellhound mother walks in, picks her up, and proceeds to correct her on who is whos.

>> No.13182083

>>13178317
could i get a link for this?

>> No.13182093

>>13182067
But Anon, the Hellpup is adopted, there is no Motheru.

>> No.13182094

>>13178317
That's not as bad as Gelbooru labeling Breast Expansion for Weight Gain
and don't even get me started on how many Sadpandas mislabel their pregnancy search

>> No.13182101

>>13182093
Who says I ain't already married?
No way in hell can I afford to keep up a kid with only one person providing an income.

>> No.13182111

>>13181991
>>13182055
No one bitches about reaction pics but they bitch about MG pics .

>> No.13182121
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>> No.13182123

>>13182111
Maybe because it's not one guy posting several.

They are supposed to delete them though, so they are also faggots.

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13182124

>>13182059
Thready reminder that no matter how bad we get, this is better than the alternatives

>> No.13182125

>>13182121
How can she even fly with a tail that large?

>> No.13182132

>>13182124
Is that from 16/2chan?

>> No.13182133

>>13182132
yes

>> No.13182137

>>13182133
I figured.

>> No.13182139
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>>13182125
>>13182125

The same way Captain O'Hoole can manage to make a cabin boy into her husband.

>> No.13182145

>>13182139
My dick is intrigued.

>> No.13182149
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13182149

We all agree MGU is the worst of the worst, correct?

Did you guys see the MGUites who tried to get Monorus to draw their girls?

>> No.13182150

remind me, what's the plot of this new MGQ game? is it a retelling in an rpg setting or a continuation of the three previous games?

>> No.13182151

>>13182149
>Did you guys see the MGUites who tried to get Monorus to draw their girls?
No, nor do I intend to.

>> No.13182152

>>13182150
yes

>> No.13182154

>>13180986
I can dig this, thanks for sharing

>> No.13182161

>>13181459
YOOOOOOOOO
my main man

>> No.13182163

>>13182046
>She leaves no spot on your torso untouched, stopping only when your body betrays you
>"Oh? Are you excited Daddy? I'm so happy"
>You try to get out form under her, but all that does is help her get your pants off, removing your underwear even quicker
>She giggles at your resistance
>"It's okay, you don't have to feel embarrassed, there are no secrets between us."
>She engulfs your shaft with her mouth, taking it all the way down her throat, and begins moving at a frenzied pace
>Your eyes water, your strength leaves you, you want to stop her but your body is just not cooperating, touching her head just seems to spurn her on, judging by the smile she gives you
>You look away, but she squeezes your thighs, forcing you to look into her eyes
>You feel yourself about to cum, but she grips the base of your member, halting your orgasm
>"You're so hard, but if you're gonna cum, wouldn't you like to do it in a better place?"
She crawls on and not once letting go of 'you', she lines her sopping wet entrance with your cock, hovering for a moment
>"I'm going to give you tons of pleasure. I'll make you feel so good you won't want to escape."
>You feel her hymen tear as she lowers herself, and an insane heat overtakes you
>"Ah, you're inside, and you're throbbing so much, I love it" she says as she bucks her hips
>You hold out, throwing your mind every which way to keep you from feeling this, causing her to stop
>"Daddy?"
>You tell her she needs to stop. NOW.
>"Why!? Do you...hate me?"
>You tell her it's for her own good, that soon she'll have to leave you, make her own way, fall in love, and make her own memories
>"..."
>"Don't I satisfy you, even though I'm doing my best? Doesn't my body make you feel good?"
>You tell her that's not the reason, but she cuts you off
>"Then what is it? I'm happy you know, so happy I could die. I want you to be happy too. I'll d anything for you, I'm going to become your own personal fuck bunny"

>> No.13182165

>>13182121
It still looks bigger each time it's posted.

>>13182149
I saw the exchange on his ask.
They're hilariously bitter.

>> No.13182169

>>13182150
Looks like a continuation that involve severely messed up time lines or something.

>> No.13182174

>>13182163
This got lewd fast.

>> No.13182176

>>13182165
You mean the?
>"I don't care about Praxis and I don't think the girls are cute."

Good, they should let that sink in and fester.

>> No.13182177

>>13182124
This is why I never plan to explain how I'm waiting for the MonMusu anime.
Nobody needs to know.

>> No.13182179

>>13182163
>Your own personal fuck bunny
We coooould reassure her that, given this is likely about that wererabbit, that she's nothing to us, especially compared to the love of our daughter...

But hot damn if this isn't fantastically hot.

>> No.13182182

>>13182176
Link that shit.
So I can laugh again.

>> No.13182183

>>13182165
I know, right?

>"What'd ya mean you don't wanna draw my shitty self-made crap?!"
>"You're just some KC obsessed shill!"
>"I draw better than you anyway!"

They're delusional and bitter and it's hilarious.

>> No.13182186

>>13182176
Mhmm
Especially the " So you are biased against another artist's works and are siding with someone else unfairly? "
Like they even fucking matter.

>>13182182
http://ask.fm/monorus

>> No.13182187

>>13182145

It was a silly little green text triage a certain faggot did of a Manticore privateer grooming and training a cabin boy to be her husband after failed relationships because sailors just wanna get hitched in a place like Tortuga or other tropical area.

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>>13182187
This one?

>> No.13182194

>>13182186
>Asked for unpopular Monster Girls he likes
>Lists Dragons

DRAGONS

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>> No.13182195

How would Monstergirls, especially Chesires, Manticores and Hellhounds react to a smug human man?

>> No.13182200

>>13182194
I think the question was more interpreted by him as "What're some girls you like, but don't 'love'?"

He should draw more Dragons to make it up to them.

>>13182195
Giggle.

>> No.13182201

>>13182195
They would follow the creed of the maledom people in this thread.

Fuck the smug out of him.

>> No.13182204

>>13182201
>>13182200

What if his smug is FUCKING INVINCIBLE?

>> No.13182205

>>13182195
>Chesires, Manticores and Hellhounds
Aside from their grins why must these three ge grouped together so often? Wouldn't they work better as mortal enemies?

>> No.13182206

Man, I don't know about you guys, but I am a Smug Slut.

>> No.13182207

>>13182193

Yep. Just as motherfucking haram as when he wrote it. Fucking Manticore Guy.

>> No.13182208

>>13182204
Then they would get a Tanuki to drive him into poverty and depression, only to be brought out of it by becoming their personal whore.

>> No.13182212

>>13182174
>This got lewd fast.
/mgg/ inna nutshell

>>13182186
>Replies with a Cheshire grinning

My sides are somewhere around Saturn right now

>> No.13182213
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>>13182207
Yep, fuck that guy.

>> No.13182219

>>13182208

>Playing dirty because they can't outsmug a guy

Their jealously and frustration is palpable. Smug levels increased.

>> No.13182223

>>13182212
>/mgg/

>> No.13182227

Do you think Karakasa babies are born with Umbrellas? Or are they grown like mushrooms on their head with different patterns?

>> No.13182228

>>13182219
>This is what maledomfags believe.

>> No.13182229
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13182229

This nigga.

>> No.13182230

>>13182208
Kek, jokes on her, he's a honest warmonger, and she has no idea how to work against PMC's.

That'll put a red sun over her paradise

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>>13182229
If Loen is our god, truly monorus is his angel walking among men.

>> No.13182237

>>13182228

Nobody's talking about maledom, or any dom for that matter. Only shit-eating grins.

>> No.13182238

>>13182213

You'd think the guy would learn to not try and market an MG that people in the thread hate because of "over saturation". But guess you can't expect much more from an asshat.

>> No.13182242

>>13182213
Masochists I swear to god

>> No.13182243

>>13182237
Shhh. He's just trying to start a fight.

>> No.13182245

Imagine:

Mermaids in zero gravity!

>> No.13182251

>>13182245
Just as useless as they are normally then?

>> No.13182254

>>13182245
You'd think they'd fair pretty well in zero G
I think most aquatic MG's would

>> No.13182255

>>13182245
But can't they already float?
They can practically have Auto-Zero Graviga on all day if they want to.

>> No.13182257

>>13182243

Oh. Should I use the taser on him then, Cap'n?

>>13182245

>Astromaids swimming through space

It's be entertaining to watch.

>> No.13182258

>>13182193
This should be continued.

>> No.13182260

>>13181967
Anyone notice that polt is delicious chocolate?

>> No.13182262

>>13182229
They doesn't like hugs though.

>> No.13182263

Suddenly thinking of the ending to Moonraker.

>I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir.

>> No.13182264

>>13182257
Set phasers to stun.

>> No.13182265

>>13182263
Could've sworn I clicked >>13182245

>> No.13182269

>>13182260
>Delicious brown Polt
Just when I thought my dick couldn't get any harder.

>> No.13182273

>>13182163
FUCK!

>This change, now it makes sense
>You tell her that girl meant nothing, that she-
>"DON'T TALK ABOUT HER!!" she screams in a frightening tone, before softening "and, look only at me. Don't fall in love with anyone else"
>She nips your neck, drawing blood
>"because you're mine"
>She resumes moving her hips, wildly now, none of the tenderness from when she began, clinging to you , arms around your neck and legs around your waist, thrashing against you
>You tell her between strangled moans that you'll always love her, but if she were to have a child now, by her own father no less, it would be a disaster.
>She draws even closer, whispering, hissing in your ear
>"I've always done my best to show my love for you, and I noticed, that you looked worried sometimes, when I did, because of the looks people gave you." I know, that no one can know about us. But I'm ready, to always be by your side. So...give it to me, let it out" she says with a whine
>You cum inside her. Undeniably. Overwhelmingly.
>You shake and fall on your back, broken, as she sighs and puts her head against your chest
>"We can't run away, Daddy. So, let's do it for real now, and be together forever."

>> No.13182279

>>13182273
Love the Fatheru.
V the Fatheru.

>>13181905
That's why.

>> No.13182280

>>13182269
>"MA'AM, IT'S ANON'S DICK."
>"What about it?"
>"IT'S REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS OF HARDNESS, SURPASSING EVEN DIAMONDS AND WURM SCALES."
>Still not hard enough, make him hornier."

And that's how the a mad MG set out to make her future husband's dick harder than anything else in existence so they could have awesome sex

>> No.13182283

>>13182273
>yandere Hellhound daughteru
I hope you pastebin this.

>> No.13182298

>>13182283

It's Bob writing it though.

>> No.13182299

>>13182283
Wut? I've never pastebinned anything I've written, guess I'll cap it.

>> No.13182302

>>13182273
This is...it's lovely. I'm normally against Daughteru Dickin', but I couldn't say no to this man.

>>13182283
Also this.

>>13182299
That works too. More.

>> No.13182306

>>13182298
Even better, I'll save it myself.

>> No.13182310

>>13181979
>>13181986

Heh.

>> No.13182327

I want to see a drawing of a MGE Troll having a look of lust and shock/disbelief on her face as she makes Anon cum from her meaty footjob.

>> No.13182334
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13182334

I'd like to take a moment to appreciate Crabman's attention to detail here as we go through to prepare MM31. Mero is glad it's small because she gets off on the fact it'll never be enough to get her off. It's literally next level suffering-fish.

>> No.13182335

>>13181399
What do you mean? I thought I transitioned from bastet going to war, to baal asking for a home, back to bastet clearly?

>> No.13182340

>>13181636
I want to shine a high powered UV light on her.

>> No.13182343
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>>13182302
I'm not too happy with this one, think I'll post it next thread, when I'm working on my desktop. It's pretty shitty right?

>> No.13182347

>>13182343
Yep, fuck this.

>> No.13182348

>>13182343
Dude, the fuck happened? It's all blurry and crap.

>> No.13182353

>>13182327
You. I like you.

>> No.13182357

>>13182340
You see stains all over her. Especially her hands.
Her mentions of special hand cream make terrifyingly more sense.


And she knows you know now.

>> No.13182365

>>13182348
I know, it's bit awkward to do on my laptop, but like I said, I'll post it next thread.

>> No.13182370

>>13182357
...
I was making a reference to the movie troll hunter wherein trolls are weak to light and as such people use said lights to hunt them down and kill them to protect the populace

>> No.13182372

>>13182046
Grounded for a month, and she should thank me for not making it any longer.

>> No.13182376
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>>13182236
>mfw they both follow Less and Mithril

>> No.13182377 [DELETED] 
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a
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>> No.13182378

>>13182377
No.

>> No.13182379

>>13182242

Wait, what?

>> No.13182381

>>13182377
Shut up, it's late.

>> No.13182384

>>13182334
>Flustered Cerea
>Panicking Miia
>Mero's soul ascending to heaven
>Papi's matter of fact "I saw it"
My sides didn't have to be this split.
I knew Papi was lewder than she was letting on.

>> No.13182385
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>>13182377
Nope.

>> No.13182393

>>13182334
>Self insert MC
>Small

>> No.13182395

>>13182334
I-it's the cold water, honest!

>> No.13182401

>>13182393
If you have a big dick sometimes you would like to imagine how the other half lives.

>> No.13182411

>>13182401
Or he's just accepting the fact that he's asian.

>> No.13182412
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http://exhentai.org/g/796004/436b44f464/

Beyond the End 8/Monkue Nabe translation finished.

>> No.13182413

>>13182377
Go away, you have your own thread

>> No.13182420

>>13182163
I'd feel like a terrible father for raising my daughter so terribly that she ends up wanting to fuck me.

That's like, parenting 101.

>> No.13182424

>>13182412
Write more, dammit.

>> No.13182425

>>13182412
This will be the first on the list of things for me to read during my next masturbation session

>> No.13182433

>>13182213
>>13182242

>Masochists
>Posting that reaction image

It's as if you know who Manticore Guy is or something

>> No.13182434
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>>13182401
Asians have the smallest dicks in the entire world.

>> No.13182436

>>13182372
"Perfect! A whole month, just you and me. I knew you loved me Daddy. Do you think I'll have your baby soon?"

>> No.13182437

>>13182412
>http://exhentai.org/s/5ed3b17c62/796004-32
I really like the blowjob position Alice has Luka in.

>> No.13182444

>>13182433
>It's as if you know who Manticore Guy is or something
How else would I know it's him?

>> No.13182445

>>13182401
You're speaking from experience, I'm sure.

>> No.13182449

>>13182436
>...I think your mother would help me make my point clear.

>> No.13182451

>>13182437
Seriously, that guy would get dommed by a toddler.

>> No.13182455

>>13182420
>I'd feel like a terrible father for raising my daughter so terribly that she ends up being a dom
Fixed

>> No.13182459

>>13182455
You trying to start shit?

>> No.13182461

>>13182434
How the fuck is there data for North Korea?

>> No.13182462

>>13182451
Of course he would, he's like 14 years old and brought up to be a goodie two shoes. Try to think of any other person in that kind of situation would be a dominant person.

>> No.13182470

>>13182462
I sure as hell wasn't as bad as that at 14.

Then again, I've never been much of a goodie two shoes...

>> No.13182472

>>13182420
Eh, think of it this way.

You've done such a good job, that she loves you so much, she wants to be your wife and be with you forever.

>> No.13182474
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>>13182437
THE
ULTIMATE
BETA.

Also this part cracked me the fuck up.

>> No.13182475

>>13182461
That is a very good question. I'd assume they'd forge it to make their dicks 10 inches each or something.

>> No.13182481

>>13182462
He's training to be a fucking adventurer, not some beta healer.

You'd think he'd put literally any effort into beefing up and not being the most annoying fucking character ever.

>> No.13182483

>>13182461
>>13182475
I guess they only measured the people who got out.

>> No.13182485
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>>13182474

You sure it wasn't this part?

>> No.13182486

>>13182063
>"It's not nice to tell lies Daddy, you always taught me that."
>You insist you like older women, but she's having none of it, she trips you and mounts you, muffling your protests with her love box
>"Just shut your lying mouth and reflect on your lies!" "But, I'll definitely reward this honest part."
>She begins licking your shaft with skill beyond her years and makes you come in no time
>"So hot!" She smears your cum on her face and chest
>You tell her to stop immediately, and she turns to face you
>Why are you being so stubborn? Is my love not enough? Please, speak your true feelings."

>> No.13182489
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>>13182472
Being a good parent creates a bond that goes beyond wanting sex and all that stuff, it's in our genes (even flowers have this).

For your daughter to want to fuck you either you were a shitty father or she was born with a mental condition.

>> No.13182493

>>13182483
But that would implant a selection bias. The question then becomes, which side is favored? Perhaps the rest of the Norks have dicks so big they can't run.

>> No.13182494

>>13182489
You get outa here with your logic. 'tis a place of foolish dreams here.

>> No.13182497

>>13182489
A mental condition like being a nonhuman species designed to mate voraciously with humans and produce fertile offspring? I think we left real-world biology a long time ago.

>> No.13182498

>>13182489
Please don't bring real life into this

>> No.13182499

>>13182493
I dunno, I don't lose much sleep over asian penises.

>> No.13182500

>>13182489
They are monstergirls your 3D logic doesn't apply here.

>> No.13182508

>>13182499
Underestimating the impact of Asian penises on daily life is a classic rookie mistake. I don't want that to happen to you. Not after last time.

>> No.13182509

>>13182500
>>13182498
>>13182497

>>13182489
You shook their hugbox anon, watch out.

>> No.13182513

>>13182486
>"My true feelings is that is that Loli is shit, Ara Ara for life."

>> No.13182517

>>13182489
Or she picked it up along the way through life despite how she was raised.

>> No.13182518

>>13182449
>"..."
>"I...don't care, I want to be yours."
>She parts her drooling lips
>"In here, whenever I think about Dad, it gets hot, and my body won't calm down, it just won't feel good, unless it's with you."
>She holds on to you, trembling
>"My pussy, is for you alone Daddy"
>Her eyes well up with tears
>"Don't leave me alone. Hold me. Love me. As much as you love Mom."

>> No.13182522

>>13182508
Hey man, that was an accident, and you know it.

>> No.13182525

>>13182444

Really good educated guess?

>> No.13182530

>>13182485
Oh, of course. I had already read that one before, though.

>>13182497
>produce fertile offspring
Like any other life form.

I don't see how nature's common sense would be any different here, really. Animals avoid this through multiple natural mechanisms and even plants can identify their own pollen to later destroy it.

>>13182517
That doesn't happen, unless by "pick it up" you mean "have a life-scarring incident".

>>13182494
Ok I'll stop.

>> No.13182532

What's a good name for a delinquent oni?

>> No.13182534

>>13182532
Squidward

>> No.13182538

>>13182509
b-but my mamono mana

>> No.13182539
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selkies deserve more love

>> No.13182540

>>13182522
Accident or not, I'll be damned if I have to cover something like that up again. Everybody gets one, anon. One and only one.

>> No.13182541

>>13182513
How ara ara we talking here?

>> No.13182543

>>13182530
Not everyone's fetishes were caused by traumatic incidents.

>> No.13182547

>>13182532
Maybe Akane?
I literally just looked up Japanese girl names and chose the one that meant "Deep Red".

>> No.13182550

>>13182540
That's not what I heard Anon...

>> No.13182551

>>13182541
As Ara as Ara can be.

>> No.13182553

>>13182550
Dammit, I thought I killed that loose-lipped bastard. Now to find my SCUBA gear...

>> No.13182554

>>13182481
The adventure takes place over less than a year's time (I dunno exactly how long it was but it was pretty short), during which Alice is being less than constructive towards Luka's confidence. He also spends most of the time plugging his ears and trying to follow the teachings of Illias, which look down on sex. In fact, he only has 1 bout of sex on his adventure, and the amount of times he gets serviced is countable on your fingers, all of which is with domineering females who proceed against his wishes. And AFTER the adventure he's shacking up with Alice who is probably the dom when it comes to sex 99% of the time.

He is infuriatingly beta, but to expect better when literally everything is trying to be dominant over him is kinda delusional. Not to mention the entire reason why he has the background he has is to be the most beta fucker possible. If there was a way to make him more beta while going through the story they probably would have done it

>> No.13182555

>>13182543
there's a difference between having a fetish and wanting to fuck your dad, anon

>>13182509
betas getting btfo

>> No.13182556
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>>13182551
Maximum Ara

>> No.13182559

>>13182530
>Animals avoid this

Read up on lions.

>> No.13182561

>>13182518
Daughteru love is difficult to resist indeed...

>> No.13182562

>>13182518
kek, I don't love your mom though

Dumb kid, needs to git gud

>> No.13182564

>>13182555
>betas getting btfo
>betas
I see this word tossed around a lot. Do "betas" hurt your feelings just by existing or something?

>> No.13182566

>>13182539
10/10
I'd take her clubbing

>> No.13182570

>>13182553
Never tell your secrets to Tommy "Talks too much" Johnson.

Not sure how he got any work in the first place.

>> No.13182572

>>13182559
There's bound to be exceptions, and it's not like it benefits them, either.

>>13182562
I'm genuinely laughing out loud at your response.

>> No.13182575

>>13182555
Incest IS a fetish, as is wanting to fuck feet and having sex in an inflatable pool full of whipped cream

>> No.13182576

>>13182556
Now that's some Ara I'd gladly show my youth to

>> No.13182579

>>13182566
[Continued laughter]

>> No.13182586

>>13182575
Wait wanting sex in a pool of whipped cream isn't the normal way to go about things?

>> No.13182588

>>13182518
>>13182562
*put on aviator shades*
*use spirit energy to fly while doing a sick nasty jump with your keyboard*
*leave a trail of smoke that spells "you're grounded for two months"*

>> No.13182589

>>13182570
When you spend six months in the Amazon, it's nice to have a conversation partner. I probably should have listened to my instincts when I found him hanging by the feet from a juniper, though.

>> No.13182592

>>13182588
Wait, I meant skateboard FUCK

>> No.13182593

>>13182586
Chocolate sauce is normal, whipped cream is not.

>> No.13182601

>>13182592
doing a sick nasty jump with a keyboard is cooler and more impressive

>> No.13182602

>>13182588
I laughed. But I won't give up on you yet.

>> No.13182603

>>13182589
Well, now he can share all the penis sizes he wants with the fishes.

It's how he would've wanted to go anyways.

>> No.13182608

Some guy on /vg/ posted who the guy behind >>13178304, >>13178334 and >>13181281 was:

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=647475

Kinda disappointed. I'm not into wrestling crap.

>> No.13182623
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbhNdCSgz34&t=527

>> No.13182624

>Luka can have CONSENSUAL SEX with almost any member of his party

This is unnatural and possibly illegal.

>> No.13182628

>>13182623
Yuri spiders a shit.

>> No.13182629

>>13182556
Source?

>> No.13182634

>>13182624
>CONSENSUAL SEX
Those sick fucks, why does japan get away with these disgusting sex laws, why hasn't any other country stepped in yet?

>> No.13182636
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>>13182623
Saw that on /haniho/.
I hope it will be translated in our life time since Alicesoft games always take years to trnslate

>> No.13182637

>>13182623
SPIDERS

BURN THEM

>> No.13182642

>>13182624
>>13182634
What's next? Kissing?? Hand-holding???

No sex before marriage?????

>> No.13182645

>>13182629
I donno the artist, got it from here back in the /a/ days

>> No.13182653
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>>13182642
This pleases the Chief God

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>>13182637

>> No.13182660

>>13182653
We need more MGs in armour

>> No.13182663

>>13182642
Long passionate hugs

>> No.13182675

>>13182663
The best.

>> No.13182676

>>13182539
I'm surprised nobody has made a monster hunter joke with them, with how well they fit into the role.

>> No.13182678

>>13182513
>>13182551
>"I understand."
>She leaves the room without saying a word
>She cries herself to sleep
>You take her t school the next day, she won't look a you, and remains silent
>You go to work, thinking the problem will sort itself out, you were quite clear

>After quitting time, you go to pick her up, but she isn't at her usual spot. You drive around, looking for her, when that proves fruitless, you step indie the school and ask around for her
>It seems she never made it to class
>You go home, but the house is empty
>In a panic, you go to the police, but they're no help, too many missing men, who are the priority
>You look everywhere, her friend's houses, boys from class, you scour every back alleys and house of ill repute you can find, but find nothing
>And six months would pass...

>You're drinking, or trying to at some dive, the taste of alcohol has long since stopped taking away the sting of losing your daughteru
>Only Dormouse Molasses give you the comfort of sleep, otherwise, you stay up, hearing her voice, wising she'll walk in the door

>> No.13182681
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>> No.13182687 [DELETED] 

>>13182678
*Hank Hill voice* That girl ain't right.

>> No.13182690

>>13182687
>*action*

>> No.13182691

>>13182687
>Action

>> No.13182695

>>13182687
>Action

>> No.13182696

>>13182687
>Action

>> No.13182697
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>>13182690
>>13182691
>>13182695

>> No.13182700

>>13182678
Eh, she's bound to come back some day. She still doesn't know how to cook breakfast on her own yet.

I'm sure is I leave freshly cooked pancakes on the windowsill every morning she'll eventually smell it and come back. But if she thinks she's getting a dicking she's sorely mistaken. Any lonely hungry MILFs who appear at the Window are more than welcome for a chance.

>> No.13182707

I want to take a job for a dragon who became depressed after the guy she worked so hard to romance turned into an alp, causing her to turn to depression eating.

>> No.13182709

>>13182690
>>13182691
>>13182695
>>13182696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjLyKqAXkY4

>> No.13182710

>>13182700
>MILF
You'd deny your daughteru for used goods?

>> No.13182712

>>13182707

Fat fetish belongs on >>>/d/

>> No.13182713

>>13182707
>Dragon cries while eating a tub of ice cream
>Cait cushion rolls its way over to her
>"Hey Thunder Thighs, you gonna feed me or eat all of my food?"
>ice cream intensifies

>> No.13182716

>>13182709
shit i'm dying

>> No.13182719

>>13182707
Only the thing she's depression eating is my semen

>> No.13182723

>>13182712
But anon, it's the perfect opportunity to woo her and get her back in shape.

>> No.13182724

>>13182719
Because looking at your dick makes anyone sad?

>> No.13182725

>>13182724
yes

>> No.13182734

>>13182556
This almost makes me want to see art of a GMILF Shirohebi/Apophis.

>> No.13182744

>>13182734
Almost?

>> No.13182750

>>13182744
Okay.
I need it.

>> No.13182758

>>13182734
Whats the difference between a GMILF apop/hebi versus a normal one?

>> No.13182763

>>13182758
>Small, cute jowls
>Slightly longer, blanched hair
>Beauty Mark

So...yeah?

>> No.13182764

>>13182678
Awful. Simply awful.
>Police prioritizing men who're probably off happy in some rape cave (Mind broken or not), rather than a lost and depressed little girl
Also awful.

>>13182700
>Dicking some shitty ara ara MILF while your daughteru is who knows where
Shit father detected.

>> No.13182767

>>13182687
writing an *action* can get you banned. You should probably delete your post.

>> No.13182771

>>13182713
>Anon comes home from a joyful (Read: annoying) day at work, with the intent to unwind with his Dragon waifu by conversing about children, if you catch my meaning
>But his bedroom plans were destroyed, when his eyes set upon the sight before him which was taking place on the couch
>It was his waifu and his Cat Sith pillow/foot rest/head rest/etc.
>Conversing
>BONDING
>"What's going on here?"
>"Anon!" His wife seems to be overjoyed. and a little bit larger. "I was just talking to our oven mitts about ice cream. did you know there's more than 100 flavours of ice cream? We need ice cream."
>"Yeah yeah, I knew about that already- are you two bonding?"
>"Well, you could say that." She glances ofer to the Cat Sith, then back to him. "you know, surprisingly, we have a lot in common her and I."
>Anon looked at the cat, who was beginning to show it's sly grin, then back at his wife
>Then to her pudge
>"No. Nope. NOPE. NOPE. you and me," He took his waifu by the hand, causing her to eep, and began to drag her to the door. "You and me. we're going on a jog. You're getting back in shape."
>"But Anoooon!~ I was going to watch Young and the Restless with Kai-"
>"NO. Don't you say that name in this household. We are going for walks, jogs, runs, you name it. No more driving, no more junk food, nothing. This is a healthy home!"
>"But that sounds like a lot of work!"
>"Good! You've been conversing with that cat that you've gone lazy. what would the neighbours think if the once prideful Dragon was now a couch p'tater?"
>"P'tater?"
>"PO TA TOES. No more! You are getting fit. Why, we're going to the gym."
>"But I want ice cream!"
>"NO." And like that, they were out the door
>For a moment, before anon opened the door once more and glared at the slob of a cat, who gave him a smug smile
>"Stay the hell away from my wife."
>"Me? What, do you think I'd mash her, or boil her, or put her in a stew?"
>"Just a warning. And stop watching my movies!"

>> No.13182773

>>13182764
>Doesn't want to dick daugteru
>Immediately jumping to worst scenario and assuming shit father
Not him, but please don't start.

>> No.13182776

>>13182767
it's a joke you sperg

>> No.13182777

>>13182771
>PO TA TOES
>Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew.
You magnificent son of a bitch.

>> No.13182782

>>13182776
I'm serious; I've been banned for it before.

>> No.13182783

>>13182773
Daughteru dicking or not doesn't even matter. I didn't even say anything about it.

Just the fact that he'd nonchalantly get his dick wet while his daughteru is missing, makes him a shit father.

>> No.13182786

>>13182783
...
I need to pay more attention.

I'll fuck off now.

>> No.13182790

>>13182636
>>13182623
>>13182659
So does she just go around and trap students by seducing them, and then killing and eating them to regain her energy?

Or is there some form of healing and reformation that happens?

>> No.13182791

>>13182777
Why was Sam the best?

>> No.13182799

>>13182712
I doubt she can eat enough ice cream to become /d/ level fat. She'd get chubby, but it'd take years to get that fat and she'd most likely move on before she turned into those blimps.

>> No.13182802

>>13182791
Because besides Gandalf he was the only intelligent one in the entire fellowship.

>> No.13182803
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>>13182790

>> No.13182804

>>13182710
>>13182764
Like I said, Loli is Shit.

You must be this Mature to ride this cock.

>> No.13182808

>>13182803
I'll take that as healing then.

>> No.13182813

>>13182771
You're great, man.

>> No.13182818
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>>13182808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9qGb0-0IQo

>> No.13182819

>>13182808
To an extent.

>> No.13182823
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>>13182818
This getting translated along with Galzoo is the greatest thing.

>> No.13182825

>>13182771
Insidious

>> No.13182826

>>13182678
>>13182687
>>13182700

"My, don't you look glum" a sultry voice says behind you, but your don't lift your face from your beer
>"This seat taken?"
>You mumble
>She sits besides you and orders some in for herself
>"It's no good to drink alone, people will think you have a problem"
>You simply say you don't care and move to shoot her your most withering glare, and then, you see her
>Long black hair, red silk dress clinging to her curves, a bust that would put a Holst to shame and an as that could
>Hellhound
>Surely, the gods hate you
>"Don't be like that, we all need friends sometimes, and you, darling, need a friend" she says coolly while running her hand down your back, ending on your tight, giving it a soft squeeze
>You are drunk. And lonely. And this bitch is making you quite horny, so you figure what the hell
>You pay for your drinks and follow her out
>That ass could shatter oak
>You drive home, sneaking a few glances at her, you swear you see her smirk
>At your place, you quickly move to the bedroom and sit on your bed
>She takes off her heels, and lets the dress fall to the floor
>She sidles up to you and gently pushes you down, moving your shirt up your arms
>She's taking her sweet time though, so you move to cup her breasts, but find your hands are not responding
>"Are you comfortable?" You look up and find your hands are tied
>"Don't worry, I'll be sure to take care of you"
>You see her slide off her panties, and she begins jerking you off with them
>They feel unbearably soft and silky
>You actually ask her not to go so fast
>Why not? It feels good, doesn't it? Like this."
>She flicks the head of your penis with her tongue, sharply, her tongue is so hot you're afraid she's going to burn you
>She continues, until you come
>You tell her you want her pussy, not her
hands
>"Fufu, you want sex, is that it?"
>She sits on your face
>"Eat"

>> No.13182827

>>13182802
Plus he's the best friend you want

>> No.13182828
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>>13182819
Still a villain but she gets a positive relationship

>> No.13182831

>>13182826
Pretty obvious that she's the daughter.

>> No.13182832

>>13182828
A villain you can like to an extent.

>> No.13182833

>>13182826
Is this like the one time, with the loli neighbour fox who got into the cake?

>> No.13182834

>>13182827

Best guardner.

>> No.13182835

>>13182823
kraken ;_;

>> No.13182839

>Cait Sith breaks into an Anon's home
>He shoots it
>Police come and take his statement
>He is not charged
>He lives happily ever after, secure in the knowledge that he's removed furshit from the world

>> No.13182840

>>13182826
>Pantyjob
Why is this not around more. Goddamn.

>> No.13182841

>>13182833
That's all I could think of the moment he said she disappeared too.

>Ka is a wheel

>> No.13182842

>>13182819
>>13182808
>>13182790
She eats the flesh of male students the academy and rapes female students.

So she's pretty much a villain, but I can't find anything on how the story ends, so yeah.

>> No.13182843
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>>13182832
Yep. A likeable villain protagonist with a great theme song.

And a lot of art and touhou levels of remixes

>> No.13182844

>>13182835
Kraken's a qt, even if she's far from a MG.
Valk and the Cat were best though.

>> No.13182845

>>13182840
>Why is this not around more. Goddamn.

Because regardless of fantasy, wet fabric chafes, even silk.

>> No.13182846

>>13182831
Yeah, that was the whole vibe I got from it too.

>> No.13182851

>>13182831
why can't it be the mother who found her daughter and learned what happened? its not like the guy wouldn't recognize his daughter, only 6 months passed

>> No.13182852
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>>13182842
Does she look evil to you?

>> No.13182853

>>13182826
>And an ass that could
Could what? An ass that could what?
Do she got the booty!? I have to know!

>> No.13182856

>>13182852
absolutelyhorrifyingdemonbeast.jpg

>> No.13182857

>>13182852
Slightly...

>> No.13182859

>>13182851
If you were to look at someone in Elementary or Middle School, and then a few days later, saw them as they would be 20-30+ years later, do you think you'd recognize them?

>> No.13182860

>>13182852
Nope, not evil at all. That form is the sexier form, obviously.

>> No.13182863
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>>13182856
Alas poor Anon

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>>13182860

>> No.13182870

>>13182826
Now here is where I happily say "Yes Ma'am."

Much more appealing than Daughteru Dicking, I can gladly get off to being dommed by a lusty mature beauty.

>> No.13182872

>>13182859
why would she look 30 years older though?

>> No.13182873

>>13182859
>As they looked 20-20+ years later
>>13182678
>6 months would pass

Things aren't adding up Anon.

>> No.13182877

>>13182860
>The one with the giant beard is sexier
That's the alpest thing I've heard today

>> No.13182882

>>13182872
>>13182873
You guys weren't around for the Loli Neighbour Fox, were you?
Are you at least familiar with Wonderland Cake?

>> No.13182883

>>13182825
>Anon's waifu, the notorious Dragon of the neighbourhood, sat on the couch of her home in a bind
>She was using the pet cat Sith as it's normal arm rest watching her show
>Getting comfortable. Really comfortable. she almost didn't eve want to move.
>"Yesss yesss, you are feeling relaxed."
>Don't talk to me, worm."
>"Worm? Who, me? I am but a lowly Cat Sith, bred by the maste-"
>"Just because I moved here two days ago doesn't me I don't know how you Cat Sith's work." She said, which kneading her elbow into its back
>"He doesn't love you, you know?"
>"What?"
>"You. Haven't you seen it? The way he looks at you. Not with the renounced vigour of it once were when you bet years ago. No. he sees you as nothing more but a roomate now. To pay the bills."
> The Dragonfu shifted in her seat. "Shut up."
>"When was the last time you engaged in the bedroom? Last week? last month? Last year?"
>"I said shut up! I know what you are doing! you're trying to ruin our relationship!"
>"Gooooooood! Embrace your anger! Let it flow within you!"
>Anon's Dragonfu got up in a startle. "I-I'm going to get something to eat!" And then she was gone. Into the kitchen
>It wasn't long before she returned. two scoops of ice cream in a bowl. she flopped onto the couch as aggressively as possible, aiming to hurt the sly cat
>"Yesssss. You eat ice cream not because you are hungry, but because the truth has finally revealed itself before you! He does not love you at all."
>"S-Shut up!" It wasn't long before she began to stuff her face with ice cream.
>"Yes. Yessssss. Eat to your hearts content. Sate your depression with food. With more food! Embrace the truth! Join me, and together we will rule the TV couch! and soon, the home!"
>"S-Shut Uphf"
>It wasn't long until the whole bucket of ice cream was on the coffee table, the occasional groan of brain freeze echoing in the household
>And the sly grin of a Cat
>"Hey, did you know there's more that 100 different flavours of ice cream?"

>> No.13182884

>>13182877
Oh god, I didn't notice the beard until you said that.

>> No.13182885
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>>13182863
>>13182869
I suggest not getting your hopes up, since going by Alicesoft game translating speeds this will take 5-9 years, like Rance Quest will take even though it's already at 25~%.

>> No.13182888

>>13182826
>>13182870
What this guy said >>13182783

>> No.13182893

>>13182882
>My daughter destroys her body, unnaturally aging it forward years.
>Expects me to approve of her life choices.
Three weeks in your room with no internet.

>> No.13182895

>>13182885
Rance Quest is a massive game and translation only started last year

>> No.13182896

>>13182877
That's more like chest hair than a beard.

I'm not helping my case, am I?
>>13182882
Nope, got a lingk?

>> No.13182898

>>13182872
There are ways for grown women to turn into lolis, so odds are there are way to turn lolis into grown women.

>> No.13182900

>>13182888
>>13182893
I'm so glad there's still responsible parents left in this thread.

>> No.13182901

>>13182888
Anon, what more is there left to do? If you searched for her and tried to find her, and it's been 6 months, what more do you do? Do you just want to stop all your life because your daughteru ran away?

You need to move on some time. Do you stop eatting breakfast because your dog died? Do you stop playing video games because your parents died? Life has to go one Anon. And that Christmas Cake desperately needs some dicking.

>> No.13182902

>>13182883
>Not dicking the Dragonfu every day
>Letting her reach a point where the machinations of a dumb Furni-cait can get to her at all

>> No.13182906
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So what kind of parents would Luka and Alice be?

>> No.13182908
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>>13182895
Including Magnum expansion it is, though to be fair Maria is proving to be the hero /haniho/ deserves and the hero they need by translating that cursed game.
6 is also coming along, though the translator isn't no Rogue.

>> No.13182909

>>13182893
You're the one who was so desperate for a "MILF"-type. And now, she's just how you wanted! Good going asshole.

>>13182896
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wonderland
>“Cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten.”

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>>13182896
>>13182884
it's not a beard.

>> No.13182913

>>13182909
I wasn't asking for a MILF type, I just picked up the story.

>> No.13182915

>>13182906
Shit parents.

>> No.13182917

>>13182883

Implying I wouldn't bang my dragonfu in ways that would put the Prince of Pleasure to shame.

Implying I wouldn't bench press the Cait Sith like a dirt cheap weight.

Implying I wouldn't sperg with my Dragonfu whenever I can't find the libido.

>> No.13182919

>>13182883
This is how they get their revenge.

>> No.13182923

>>13182906
I would think Alice would teach her daughter how the world works or some shit
and Luka would be the stay at home dad that cleans the kitchen and makes cute little muffins for his wife and daughter
>yfw Luka develops a lisp and becomes more feminine than before

>> No.13182924

>>13182908

You know at that point if you have to dedicate years of your life with people you may never meet face to face, why not just start a translating company and partner up with the guys who're your translating.

You're already working like a professional, why not get treated and paid like one?

>> No.13182925

>>13182923
Anon, he'd just alp at that point.

The universe is already straining as it is to keep him male, something like that would be too much.

>> No.13182927

>>13182923
He'd be the permissive father.

>> No.13182928
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13182928

Uh oh! You just found out that, due to a bizaare twist in your family tree, you now have an Aunt who is a Princess of an Alien Race hellbent on conquering Earth! However, your Aunt seems to respect some potential you offer and asks if you'll join her in dominating the Human Race.

>Become the Evil Alien Princess Christmas Cake's subordinate?
>Yes
>No

>> No.13182929

>>13182883
>Have you ever wondered why your husband keeps me?
>He likes this, he just won't let it out. What would folks think of him?
>He says your beautiful but thats just a lie, you could be better.

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>>13182924
Maria actually DOES work for a translating company and translates Quest in her free time.
And some people just don't do it for the money or to be treated like a professional.

>> No.13182933

>>13182928
That art is shit.

>> No.13182936

>>13182928
No.

>> No.13182938

>>13182924
because Alicesoft wont localise games.

Rance Quest will only take like three years anyway.

>> No.13182940

>>13182928
Uh, no.

>> No.13182943

>>13182938
Such a shame too.
Orion and his art are top tier, and is capable of making Mono's look like that one MGU-snail girl.

>> No.13182946

So I saw a pastebin that said you guys wanted thugdere oni?

http://pastebin.com/UtuNXP3K

>> No.13182947

>>13182943
As long as Kamilla gets focus in X I'm happy

>> No.13182957

>>13182946
>Thugdere Oni
>Using the name I suggested
>It seems like She's using her shakedowns as an excuse to spend time around him.
Fucking amazing.

>> No.13182958

>>13181822

>Kejourou
>They princess carry you with their hair

That sounds pretty nice.

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>>13182947
Hopefully she'll get serious and actually fight to her fullest in that game, since she was almost a joke in 6 because she's lazy and still recovering from when Kayblis sperged out and attacked her.
Though she may end up as British 2.0 and stay locked in that room forever, only reappearing in the credits

Can't wait for 6 to be translated so Annis can outdamage a Lilim in english, and 03 to come out because Gele and Satella.

>> No.13182962

>>13182826
>You begin lapping up her pussy
>"Your tongue is trembling. You don't do this often? Don't tell me you're actually a virgin." She says with a laugh
>Slightly peeved, you pa her for her earlier teasing, and lick under and around her clitoris, before gently nibbling on it, her coos and moans making her pussy vibrate
>You're rewarded with her gushing juices, drenching your face and making you drunk on pheromones, on top of booze
>You ask again for her rosebud
>"No" she says playfully. "I'm not done punishing this...inconsiderate dick just yet .
>She expertly uses her feet to stroke your manhood, pinching and rubbing the already sensitive head between her toes, and teasingly prodding your scrotum with her middle finger. Each soft jab sending jolts through your entire body
>She keeps you like this, close to cumming but not quite, you clench your teeth, begging to b free of this hell
>"Too much? Fine, have my pussy." She takes your dick in hand, it feels like heaven. You let yourself feel happy, finally, your flesh will taste hers
>You thought
>Instead, she rub her pussy on your swollen tumescence
>You curse at her, desperate, you can't stand tis much longer
>"You want to cum? Do you? All you have to do is get it in me."
>You twerk and undulate, but it's useless, her rubbing is slow, tortuous, deliberate, each failed attempt makes you harder and hotter, and costs valuable stamina, increasing the pressure on your member
>Finally you scream, delirious, PLEASE LET ME PUT IT IN
>She does, and you cum like a broken faucet inside her, painting her slick walls white with your seed
>You lay there, panting, every nerve and hair of your body standing on end, lightning surges through you
>"Ara ara~ , did my pussy feel that good? I'm glad, but look, you're still hard. Surely hat wasn't enough for you. Want more? I'll do it for you."

>> No.13182963

>>13182919
>The Cat sith watched as the master and his Dragonfu left the household to engage in excersize
>and smiled
>She rolled herself off of the couch, landing on the floor with a somewhat loud thud
>and sat there for a while, breathing heavily
>That much movement really knocked the wind out of her
>After a minute, she began to move towards the window
>Which after a foot, she paused to breath
>After 30 minutes, she was there, staring face to face with a cat
>A Neko, by the twin tails
>She huffed and puffed, sweat pouring down her face like a mighty river dividing the land
>and after the breather, she spoke
>"The time. Huff. The... the time has come!"
>She swallowed some spit and heaved.
>"Execute: Order Nya Nya...!"
>and like that, the Neko was gone, running down the streets of the small neighbourhood
>Conversing with other cats and Nekomata
>Who relayed the message to all the Cat Siths in the area
>And the town
>And the city
>"Hey foot rest, we're home." Anon said as he came through the door. The two seemed like they were newlyweds, how she was practically clinging to him
>Excersize
>"What are you doing near the window?"
>"I was just... getting some air!"
>"Right." and like that, she was back to her duties as the multipurpose house furniture. and everything moved normally, as if nothing happened
>But little did they know of the plan that was set in motion. The plan in which made the Cat Sith grin like a madman all day
>Too bad it failed, since trying to fatten up the waifu's across the land either led to Anon's sexing them more, or getting them fit a toned, which in turn led to more sex
>But don't tell her that

>> No.13182967

>>13182853
Shatter oak, it's there, though I realize my mistake, sorry.

>> No.13182970

>>13182962
>"Ara ara~"
She can do whatever she wants to me now I am her's

I'm an Ara Slut

>> No.13182971

>>13182963

Why thank you kind Cait Sith for curing the town of it's obesity endemic.

Your caretakers must be so proud of you.

>> No.13182974

>>13182970
Ah, so I'm not alone with having that as one of their weaknesses
I have too many weaknesses. I need to barricade myself more

>> No.13182975

>>13182946
>C’mon, cough it up, runt! You buy lunch every day, so we know you got money on you!

God bless I use a card to buy food in uni.

>> No.13182981

>>13182974
I'm an Ara Slut, Smug Slut, Dragon Slut, and Purple Slut.

I wouldn't last a day in MGC.

>> No.13182988

>>13182981
>Dragonslut
You're not Anubisfucker.

>> No.13182991

>>13182981
...So...what would you do against a Smug, Ara-Ara Lightning Dragon with Purple Scales?

>> No.13182992

>>13182988
I didn't say I was though.

>> No.13182996

>>13182963
The dragon should tie it to a pole on her front lawn and spend all day just breathing fire on it.

>> No.13182998

>>13182991
>Purple scales
That would make her a Magic/Arcane dragon.

>> No.13182999

>>13182988
Nope. Dragonslut's become more of a general title now.

>> No.13183000

>>13182991
>Lightning Dragon with Purple Scales
Why not just a Jabberwock? That's a Purple Dragon, with Chocolate to boot.

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>>13182991
>Lightning Dragon
>Purple Scales

>> No.13183002

>>13182998
I've come to associate Lightning with the color Purple lately.

Not that it matters. Magic/Arcane Dragon could still use lightning spells? Either way, point is, purple scales.

>> No.13183003

What's it like being a slut?

>> No.13183004

>>13183003
ask ur mum

>> No.13183007

>>13183000
Valid point.

Smug, Ara-Ara Jabberwock then.

>>13182981
What say you?

>> No.13183009

>>13183003
Wearing Naked Aprons and being ready to be fucked by your waifu at the drop of a hat.

>> No.13183013

>>13183002
Lightning can be purple, though it can also be blue or yellow.
A magic Dragon would be something you would not want to face since it's packing Archmage-tier spells and comes with a regular Dragon's strength and vitality, making it the ultimate Warmage.

>> No.13183016

>>13183009
I don't think naked aprons work the same as they do on a girl
Appealing, I mean. It's more appealing on a girl than it is on a guy

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>>13183007
I for one would fucking kill just to be in her presence. That alone would make me the happiest man alive.

>> No.13183020

>>13182971
>Husbandos realize that Cait Sith's can be used as weights.

>Obiesity amongst regular MGs continues to fall while Cait Sith's have theirs skyrocket to new heights.

>The demon lord did not have mercy on the one who was stuck with the ushi family.

>> No.13183024

>>13183020
>They say you can hear its screams from the farthest reaches of the Earth
>They say you can hear its screams IN YOUR DREAMS

>> No.13183025

>>13183003
Nice, and very lewd.

>> No.13183027

I want cu sith to hurry up and come out so we can move onto the next girl which better be a fucking pheonix. And I swear if it's some kind of furry pony I'm gonna cry.

>> No.13183032

>>13182906
Obviously shit considering how their son turned out.

>> No.13183034

>>13183032
I want the translations to be out so I can find out if their daughter is a shit or not.

>> No.13183035

>>13183027
I haven't heard of any monsters from Hawaii, but i'm hopeful it happens someday.

>> No.13183038

>>13183027
I want Phoenix to be be flamboyant colored and sassy.

>> No.13183039

>>13183027
Hey, Friendship is Magic, and it is popular in Japan...

>> No.13183043

>>13183039
Please, we don't need any horse fu-

>Centaur
>Nightmare
>Unicorn/Bicorn

Nevermind

>> No.13183045

>>13183043
autism

>> No.13183048

>>13183038
You just want a peacock harpy. A pheonix should be stoic and silent, watchign the world through morose, somber eyes as she waits for her time to come, just as it had all the other times, expecting her husband to move on just like all the rest.

How does she react when she reaches the age of maturity, regains her past memories and realises that her current husband is actually her past husband also?

>> No.13183049

>>13183043
Seriously?

>> No.13183050

>>13182967
Goddamn...she DO got the booty.

>> No.13183051

>>13183027
I want a clown monster just because all the ridiculous stories and jokes it would cause.

>> No.13183054

>>13183048
A Phoenix can be pretty flamboyantly colored and sassy.
Though knowing KC she'll have fiery feathers that "revive" any libido and make even men suffering from ED "come back from the dead" in their pants.

>> No.13183056

>>13183034
She most likely is.

>> No.13183064

>>13182946
I liked it.

>> No.13183067

I want to eat popsicles with a phoenix girl.

>> No.13183069

>Have a gloomy Medusa as a good friend
>You don't really have many long conversations, but the company is nice
>You learned that she has a bit of a complex
>Her friends managed to mindbreak men by the dozens
>Meanwhile she hasn't even got one guy
>So you in your infinite wisdom try to change that
>You plant an idea in her mind that maybe, just maybe she could forcibly make you hers
>She asks you to enter her home
>And gives you a drink
>It's obviously drugged but you decide to indulge her
>When you come to, you hear her muttering her lines for arousing purposes
>You admit her soft, breathy voice is something fierce
>If only she bothered to learn lines from something other than a poorly translated smut book
>You pretend to not here her mumbles as she notices that you are awake
>Like a well paid whore you say your lines 'please, stop' and 'if you don't I'll lose my mind' as examples
>She buys every word
>Even if she is awkward at the whole sex business
>Her natural talent as an MG is nothing to scoff at
>After your little cuddle time with her she always had this air of self confidence
>Even if you know you could break the spell and show her that you are fully capable of seeing the world beyond her
>The thought would be too much to bear
>It's much easier to hug, give full body massages and kiss her hand when she orders you to do so

>> No.13183073

>>13183069
Wouldn't it be more satisfying for her knowing she didn't need to resort to cheap tricks to captivate you?

>> No.13183074

>>13182962
>You tell her it's impossible, you have to rest
>She takes out a small vial from between her breasts and sips it, kissing you and forcing it down your throat
>A pleasant warmth spreads through your body, settling on your penis
>"See? You're hard now."
>You are. You also just came and are exhausted
>She releases your hands. "Don't you want to touch them?" she says, pushing up her breasts and letting them fall
>You want to. GOD YOU WANT TO. But your arms are well past numbness, they won't move for you.
>"Isn't this what you wanted? We're having sex." Your toes curl, you try to get her to stop, but can't move your body
>She continues to ride you, her juices mixing with yours and overflowing
>The sensations are too much, you wish you could just pass out but whatever she does you with won't let you
>She milks you until dawn, not letting you rest for one second
>Finally, she lest your penis out of her, defeated
>"Well, did you enjoy that, Daddy? Am I good enough for you now?"
>Your throat is too ragged for you to answer
>I hope you'll appreciate me from now ."
>She runs a single claw on your chest, making a shallow cut
>"Once this heals, and you begin to forget about me, I'll come again."

And I'm done with you

>> No.13183079

>>13183069
Did she really have to use force?
I mean, it was really unnecessary since you already like her

>> No.13183083

>>13183073
>>13183079
I don't think he's ever had contact with a girl.

>> No.13183084

>>13183074
Well, that's kind of a cliffhanger.

I mean really, the reveal is so obvious and predictable, it's what comes after that has the potential to be interesting.

>> No.13183087

>rape scene
>"wow you got a boner, that means you actually enjoy this"
>roll my eyes so hard they almost pop out

>> No.13183088

>>13183087
Well what else do you expect her to say?

It's an oldie but goodie.

>> No.13183093

>>13183074
Predictable twist with a disappointing MC.
Decent sex scenes though.

>> No.13183097

>>13183088
Not... that? I can't help but apply logic to it.

>of course he got a boner if you were touching his fucking dick
>god this slut is retarded
>oh and you're also mindbreaking him
>yeah I'm pretty sure he's enjoying it you dumb bitch

>> No.13183098

>>13183087
It's not rape if you don't make them feel like a slut.

>> No.13183105

>>13183084
>obvious

I know. This was just smut, wasn't trying.

>what comes after

You really want to see this continued? This was just an attempt to bring one more anon to the daughteru dicking side

>> No.13183107

>>13183105
>This was just an attempt to bring one more anon to the daughteru dicking side

Oh so you're another piss wizard.

>> No.13183116

>>13183105
It failed, it went from daughteru dicking to getting mindbroken by a yandere adolescent who transformed her body using drugs.

That's alienating anyone who isn't a sub and/or masochist

>> No.13183118

>>13183098
>You'll never have a monstergirl romance the fuck out of you.
>Cheesy poetry optional
>You'll never cuddle with her on a cold winter day, or during a thunderstorm.
God damn it.

>> No.13183119

>>13183105
>You really want to see this continued?
Not really. What happens after has the potential to be interesting, but really, with how predictable and bland the lead-up was, I don't exactly care.
>>13183093 has it right in that the sex scenes were pretty good though.

>Spoiler
I don't think you'd succeed. At all.

>> No.13183123

>>13183118
You will never snuggle up to her in bed reading a book by candlelight because the storm knocked the power out

>> No.13183127

>>13183118
>>13183123
You'll never spend the night hugging each other while hearing the rain pouring outside.

>> No.13183129

>>13183118
>>13183123
>Snuggled up tightly by a Jabberwock's claws as her wings cover you, and she reads to you all the poetry she's written for you throughout the years

>> No.13183132

>>13183123
>You'll never bundle up in a blanket cocoon with her.
>You'll never feel the heave of of chest as she breathes in and out while cuddled up to you.
>You'll never wake up to see her smiling face.
This is the most profound sadness.

>> No.13183134

>>13183132
Fuck offfffffffffffffffffff ;_;

>> No.13183136

>>13183127
>>13183129
>>13183132
>Your yeti waifu will never keep you warm in the dead of winter while you drift off into blissful sleep

>> No.13183147

>>13183132
I'm attempting to reconcile how a Blanket cocoon would work with a Dragon Wing cocoon...

>> No.13183148
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13183148

>>13183118
>You will never find and take in a homeless Shirohebi who nearly got frostbite in the cold on a wintery day.

>> No.13183149

>>13183147
dragon wing cocoon with blanket lining

>> No.13183150

>>13183147
>You're wrapped up in Dragon's Claws with her wings cocooning around your
>Blanket then is on the outside, cocooning both of you

So it's be the blanket outside, then Dragon, then you.

>> No.13183152

>>13183150
Three-layered cuteness.

>> No.13183153

>>13183150
Making a blanket fort with a Wurm would be the best...even if she didn't have wings to wrap you in afterwards.

>> No.13183155

>>13183152
>Wake up to her kissing your forehead and calling you her greatest treasure

>>13183153
At least she has strong tough claws to protect and cuddle you with

>> No.13183156

>>13183153
>You'll never make a pillow fort/blanket tent with a Wurm and cuddle with her inside it.

>> No.13183160

>>13183148

>The following day she coils you up in a hug, crying and thanking you, promising to dedicate herself to you.

>> No.13183162

>>13183148
>homeless
Enjoy your AIDS, lice and being stabbed in your sleep

>> No.13183164

>>13183150
>>13183155
Sounds cozy.

>> No.13183165

>>13183160
>"Oh honey, that is so sweet of you."
>"But I'm into dominant girls, not submissive ones who want to give themselves to me. Sorry, but we can still be friends!"

>> No.13183169

>>13183105
>spoiler
There's only one compelling scenario in which daugteru dicking is okay and that's when she's absolutely infatuated with you and there is literally no one else. No other romantic interest, mother is no longer on the scene, or is no longer a viable partner. Any other time deprives her of her own love life, and deprives the other woman you love of your attentions. It's a sad state of half-harem in which a man cannot firmly tell his own daughter "No." and is simply led around by his dick.

An example of such a scenario would be an abusive mother which you finally decide to leave, and your daughteru comes with. It's almost always coupled with a buildup of sexual tension and suffering, and the dicking is nearly never instantaneous. Anon is cowering reliving a nightmare, for example. She comes in to comfort him.

Another could be a deceased mother, and a father trying his best for his daughteru, but feeling a crushing lonelyness none the less.

>> No.13183171

>>13183169
>There's only one compelling scenario in which daughteru dicking is okay

That was actually the scenario this whole thing spun out of though.

>> No.13183172

>>13183171
Ah. I didn't really read it, just went and threw my own oppinions in like an asshole. My bad.

>> No.13183173

Night everyone, don't burn down the thread and remeber.

Fit or Fat

Tall or Short

Flat or busty

She is your waifu, cuddle her like no man ever has.

>> No.13183177

>>13183173
Even Chair Sith?

>> No.13183178

>>13183171
Not really. We were talking about grounding our daughterus or calling our waifu to talk to her about it.

>> No.13183181

>>13183177
>She is your waifu
>>13183177
>Chair Sith

Anon, what are you doing?

>> No.13183182

>>13183177
If she's your waifu then yes.

Although this does raise questions.

>> No.13183183
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13183183

Daily reminder that while you can have one Monster Waifu, once you got her you wouldn't make any real Monster Friends

Pic Related would apply in this situation

>> No.13183185

>>13183173
But all these phoenix eggs are about to hatch!

>> No.13183187

>>13183178
Yeah, about that...the original setup that it all spun out of was a single guy adopting and raising a Hellpup, and most people concluding the inevitable would occur when the Hellpup grew up and developed feelings for her fatheru.

Then some other guys came in and said "I'd just ground her" or "I'd totally have a waifu and she'd set her straight", and things kind of spiraled this way and that.

>> No.13183190

>>13183183
Please do not compare 3D to 2D

>> No.13183191

>>13183183
And this is why Alps are actually great.

>> No.13183193

>>13183177
>Always two there are
>A cat
>And and an alf

>> No.13183194

>>13183191
It is true that guys make better girls than girls.

>> No.13183195

>>13183183
/r9k/ aspies everyone

>> No.13183198

>>13183191
>>13183194
Come out of the closet already.

>> No.13183199

>>13183162
Anon, these are monster girls we're talking about.
She doesn't have AIDS.
Also, silver-haired girls can't get lice.
Also, Shirohebis love their potential husbands too much to stab them in their sleep.

>> No.13183200

>>13183183
>That whole post
That's just...awful. I mean sure, one night stands, but you'd think for a long-term relationship you'd find each other interesting and have things between you.

And as for guys who can't just have female friends...well, they're just insecure and/or faggots.

But anyway, on the flip-side of the coin, aren't there actually a few stories that have platonic friendships with MGs shown, in addition to whatever primary romance? I feel like there are...think there might be...I'm sure there are a few that didn't spiral off into shitty harem routes. Sure of it.

>> No.13183202

>>13183198
But Tom Cruise is in there, I can't be in the closet.

>> No.13183203

>>13183183
Okay, I really hate that guy's post.
Not because of his horribly sexist behavior, but because he types like a fucking idiot.
>All those grammar errors
>All those typos and misspelled words
>All those fucking exclamation marks
What the fuck is this guy, 12?

Spoilered for autism, ignore me and carry on.

>> No.13183204

>>13183183
Please, not every monstergirl is some beta whiteknight lizardgirl or a loser NEET gazer.

>> No.13183206

>>13183195
>>13183200
Yeah, I want you to go and make light conversation with that Lizard Girl at the Grocery Store, and then tell her you're married. See how her tone changes when she realizes your cock is taken.

The other Anons bring up a pretty good point, Alps are your best bet at a Monster Girl friend, at least they'd think you have interesting things to say.

>> No.13183208

>>13183200
>>13183195
I don't know about you guys, but I've never met a girl I could talk to about Boba Fett and the Speed Force for hours on end either.

>> No.13183209

>>13183203
I can't though because you're stupid and didn't read that he was drunk while writing it.

>> No.13183210

>>13183203
>Horribly Sexist Attitude
Back to >>>/tumblr/ with you. Also he said he was drunk Anon, read the post.

>> No.13183212

>>13183204
This isn't a term I use lightly, but clearly he's projecting.

>>13183206
Why would I tell anyone I'm married out of nowhere

>>13183210
Edgy.

>> No.13183215

>>13183200
He's not wrong though. You don't look for female friends at parties, you look for pussy, and invest time in attaining said pussy. It's a lost pursuit once someone already owns said pussy. You don't really find female friends at parties, you find them the way you find the rest of your friends, they just happen to have a vagina. I've never made a friend at a party. Met some dudes sure, but remained in constant contact? Not really.

>> No.13183217

>>13183209
What part of "ignore me and carry on" didn't you get?
But yeah, whoops I didn't notice the drunk bit. My face is pretty red right now.

>> No.13183218

>>13183206
>>13183208
Maybe it's just me. I mean, I hung out with a whole group of geeky guys and girls in high school. Just sat around all day, shooting the shit, talking about comic books, manga, all kinds of nerd stuff.

Won't argue about Alps though. Bender said it best.
>"I swear, men are so much better at being women!"

>> No.13183219

>>13183210
I'm a momma's boy, fuckin' sue me.

>> No.13183220

>>13183215
Fair point that, given the context of a "Party".

>> No.13183221

>>13183185
Wrap them in a blanket and take them outside.

They will need a lot of space to fly about.

>>13183181
>Chair Sith

Anon, either you and your waifu are into some kinky stuff or you have a different definition of cuddling then me.

>> No.13183222

>>13183208
I had an ex girlfriend whose favorite superhero was the Flash Wally, especially as Kid Flash. She'd school me about on anything DC. And used to make me marathon the old flash series with her.

And if it wasn't that, it was Robin and Nightwing.

>> No.13183223

if i wanted to read about sad sacks of shit who think girls are worse than hitler i'd go to /r9k/ or /soc/

>> No.13183224

I don't get the infinite alp hate here. If it's got a pussy then it's a girl no if ands or buts.

>> No.13183226

>>13183222
>ex girlfriend

Get out of here, you filthy slut.

>> No.13183227

>>13183224
>no ifs ands or buts
>or buts
>No butts

If you ain't got no booty, take your bitch ass home.

>> No.13183228

>>13183222
I had an ex like this. Though not really an expert on all things DC. Loved Robin though.

She was extremely pleased when I introduced her to Young Justice...

>> No.13183230

>>13183226
Succubus, please...
Tell us how you found this earth.

>> No.13183231

>>13183227
>Final stage Alp with grade S booty
>Succubus is jealous because hers isn't even a B

>> No.13183232

>>13183224
I remember this picture showing two (real) people: a busty girl with a dick and a muscular dude with a vagina, asking which one you'd choose.

Thing is, choosing the girl was what any straight person would do, because she still was an attractive woman with a dick on her.

>>13183222
>>13183228
My exgf is into plenty of old video games and JoJo. She's a cool girl.

We broke up on friendly terms, though we've grown pretty distant these months. ;_;

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>Being friends with Human Boys even after you know they're married
How pathetic, this is why Manticores, Onis, and Hellhounds will get all the men and the "Nice Monster Girls" will just be stuck in the corner crying and schlicking to the sound of their "Friends" moans.

>> No.13183235

>>13183232
>exgf
>breaking up on friendly terms

Cuckold slut, leave this place.

>> No.13183237

>>13183235
calm down aspie

>> No.13183238

>>13183233
But if they don't make friends with human boys in healthy relationships, they'll never hear the words...

>"Y'know, you're a really nice girl. I've got this friend, I think you might like him. Interested? He could use a great gal like you in his life."

>> No.13183240

>>13183237
He has a point. If you now, or ever, have had a 3dpd girlfriend, you really shouldn't be here. This is a place for lonely NEETs to discuss their waifu fantasies.

>> No.13183241

>>13183224
Stop baiting. You tried the same shit earlier.

>> No.13183242

>>13183237
Normie leave.

>> No.13183243

>>13183235
>>13183240
>>13183242
all me by the way

>> No.13183244

>>13183242
>>13183240
>>13183235
>This amount of jealousy and aggression.
I laugh at all of you.

>> No.13183245

>>13183243
I don't understand Anon, what are you trying to say?

>> No.13183246

not another "normies" vs "betas" discussion holy shit

>> No.13183247

>>13183244
>Being jealous that I never wasted money on a 3dpd to drain my money, yell at me, and eventually cuckold me for Tyrone while expecting me to pay child support
Yeah, real Jealous. Go back to >>>/soc/

>> No.13183249

>>13183224
Really?

http://imgur.com/Tdn37wZ

>> No.13183250

>>13183247
Weird, he never said any of that. Did you quote the right person?

>> No.13183251

>>13183247
>Continuous laughter

>> No.13183255

>>13183249
I-I'm going to vomit...

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>>13183244
>jealousy

I'm going to go through the effort of posting and deleting a reaction face to fully convey my feelings

>> No.13183257

>>13183247
Dude take that shit to /r9k/ Lets keep this monstergirl related, okay?

>> No.13183259

Why are normies with girl friends, families, and shit even here? Why do they need the emotional crutch of Monster Girls?

>> No.13183260

>>13183224
Fuck off with your trannies

>> No.13183261

>>13183247
look i can do use the epic greentexting meme too

>actually spending money on a girl
>not realizing she's after your wallet the moment you see her
>still being with her after yelling at me
>having children
>having children when your relationship is in shambles

sorry, it's terminal

>> No.13183262

>>13183257
I know. Honestly.
We were all talking about adventuring to find Loen, and then this asshole shows up.

The nerve of some people.

>> No.13183263

>>13183259
Better question, how did Normies find this small thread hidden in the depths of /jp/? This isn't one of the main boards, like /a/, /b/, or /v/. Where did they come from? Has 4chan really fallen so hard?

>> No.13183264

>>13183259
I've been on 4chan since 2006 and always been into monster girls, and get repeatedly called a "normie".

Shit happens.

>> No.13183265

>>13183256
>>13183259
>>13183247
>>13183240
>>13183242
I was well under the impression that there were sad sacks of wasted air that posted here, but holy shit.

>> No.13183266

>>13183247
>this entire post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffZgq3yvB0

>> No.13183267

>>13183238
>he is a ugly as atomic war hambest autist
This is how it usually works with "I have a nice friend for you"
Even lizards won't touch that shit

>> No.13183268

>>13183265
Can we please not do this shit again tonight?
It wasn't fun the last time either

>> No.13183269

>>13183266
>Linking to Peter Coffin
I don't even care if you were doing that ironically Anon get the fuck out

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>>13183247
What's wrong, anon?
Don't you want a happy family?

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>>13183263
That's real golden when this thread is the most un-/jp/ thing there is on this board.

I've been on /jp/ since before these threads were a thing here.

>> No.13183272

>>13183232
>>13183249
Oi I didn't say anything about liking guy bodies. I'm going to take a quote from the wiki here:
>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men. Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self identify as men.

Their body changes, they aren't gonna have a beard and adam's apple.

Besides, if I found it ugly, I wouldn't want to screw it anyway.

>> No.13183277

>>13183267
I knew someone would say this.
I'm just surprised it took this long after I wrote that.

>> No.13183278

>>13183266
You are a piece of shit and I want the cost of downloading the data to view your shitty post back.

>> No.13183279

>>13183270
>This picture again
I'm starting to get curious, can somebody just fucking tell me what this is about?
Like I know it's about NTR, but is that guy the one who did the NTRing?

>> No.13183280

>the janitor doesn't give enough of a shit anymore to delete all this shitposting
Not that I blame him, but it's still sad.

>> No.13183281

>>13183280
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13183282

>>13183279
I'm curious too, but I'm pretty sure that she isn't his kid.

>> No.13183284

>>13183279
The kid isn't his
The lady fucks fat old men and that gets videotaped

That's pretty much it

>> No.13183285

>>13183263
>Forgetting that these threads started on /a/
Haha, normie.

But anyway. I adored Monster Girls before I had a girlfriend, while I had one, and after, and will likely hold said feelings for the rest of my life. And I will freely say that meeting a girl who's into MGs and would want to be one herself, if the technology were available, would be fantastic.

>> No.13183286
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>>13183268
Anon, listen...
How often do you think Pharaoh uses "wwwww" when she visits JP sites?

>> No.13183287

>>13183272
>if it's got a pussy it's a girl
>remembers it's a guy
>thinks and behaves like guy

Your words, enjoy your abomination faggot.

And fuck off with your bait.

>> No.13183288

>>13183279
No the guy is the NTR-ed. The daugther was not his

>> No.13183289

>>13183280
We're on page ten at 2 in the morning American time, what would the Janitor care?
>>13183282
>>13183284
>>13183288
Oh, ok, I thought it would have been along those lines.

>> No.13183292

>>13183285
>And I will freely say that meeting a girl who's into MGs and would want to be one herself, if the technology were available, would be fantastic.

Shit, my thoughts exactly. I still wouldn't do it because with my luck she'd end up dying or turning into an abomination.

>>13183289
We're also two threads away from getting archived.

>> No.13183293

>>13183285
>Spoiler
>implying 3DPD girls like that exist

>> No.13183295

>>13183284
When I get fat and old I'm moving to japan, raping women, taping it, and blackmailing them. All the blackmail proceeds will go to drugs and aphrodisiacs. I'll remove my face and go from town to town NTRing young schoolgirls from their boyfriends and avoiding the yakuza. Of course I'll have close cut hair and a combover and kilos of dick cheese.

>> No.13183296

>>13183278
>>13183269
This is the part where I say ebin but honestly, you should stop being so tight assed about 4chan culture. This place died in 2009.

>> No.13183297

>>13183233
>Lizardgirl makes friends with a humanboy in her class
>He's still single so she has hope that he can be her boyfriend
>She follows him after school to see if he wants to go to a movie
>He slips into a gym ans she follows
>He's getting gangbanged by the wrestling team
>She can only stand there and cry with her hand in her panties as he's getting pounded into the floor with a face of slutty bliss

This is why you don't make friends with human boys.

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13183298

Man, you Misogynerds wonder why you'll never get a real woman. When some of you act like this well... I am glad there are a few allies who are willing to stand up against the blatantly sexist attitudes this community and thread festers, so props to you!

>> No.13183299

>>13183293
Surely Mari and LDR are ones to be named.

>> No.13183300

>>13183293
My ex would've leaped at the chance to be a fox girl.

>> No.13183302

Please save us based janet.

>> No.13183303

>>13183285
>Haha, normie.
Look anon, i'm not him, i don't even care about your past whatever
Put please at least learn to use normie correctly and not be retarded
He also said nothing about the threads starting on not /a/
He said just said that they're on /jp/ now, and they have been for what, a year now?

>> No.13183305

>>13183296
Nah fuck you Anon, Peter Coffin is garbage. If you seriously unironically enjoy his shit you need to fuck off right now. The Doll is Real

>> No.13183306

>>13183288
>>13183284

So how does he react? I haven't seen/heard it. I guess from his big pathetic grin, he just cried and fapped as he watched the video and then was too beta to bring it up or do anything about it when she came home?

>> No.13183309

>>13183303
It was iro-Whatever, it doesn't matter, I'm sorry.

Anyway, yes, a year. I believe it was sometime in March of 2014 that we moved. Or May. My memory is hazy and both months start with "M".

>> No.13183310

>>13183292
I really don't see how archival has anything to do with it, but either way the Janitor probably isn't even awake at this point.

>> No.13183311

>>13183296
>4chan culture
Nigga like I give a fuck about 4chan culture. That passive-agressive beta video was the most beta and pathetic thing I've had the displeasure of half watching and I want my brain cells back.

>> No.13183312

>>13183306
http://exhentai.org/s/5787a94f73/494808-199

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>>13183247
>not being Tyrone
Pleb

>> No.13183314

>>13183285
Escapism is bad.
Escapism is bad.
Escapism is bad.

That's what I keep telling myself, but I'm still into this unhealthy crap, waiting for something that I know will never happen.

My life is fairly normal except for this one thing, and I hate myself for it.

>> No.13183317

>>13183233
>Catch her saying all that crap
>Punch her square in the face, knocking her to the ground
>Put her in a headlock until she passes t
>When she comes to, she's full dere
>Make her suck your dick and all is well with the world

Thanks KC.

>> No.13183318

>>13183314
Why do you care

>> No.13183319

Who wants to bet the /whine9k/ losers here are the same ones who shitpost about "I need to dominate Monster Girls!" "I am an Alpha!" "lol Feminists more like Feminazis!"

It would not surprise me

>> No.13183320

>>13183312
>You might want to make your mind up whether you want to apologise or suck cocks
Heh. So how does it happen? Drugs? Blackmail? Rape? I don't have the time or heart to sit through 200 pages of NTR bullshit.

>> No.13183321

>>13183318
Because I'm fucking stupid.

>> No.13183323

Sometime tomorrow, expect things. Or later today. Probably next thread. Point stands though! Expect. Something.

>> No.13183324

>>13183323
are monster girls going to be real?

>> No.13183325

>>13183314
Jesus Christ man. Escapism is about fun and taking your mind off the world for a bit, not believing fantasy is reality.

You're never ever going to ride in a spaceship either. Does that mean you shouldn't be able to enjoy scifi?

>> No.13183326

>>13183314
>Hating yourself for your fetishes and interests
I wish I had that image of Mari laughing at you saved.

>> No.13183327

>>13183305
I don't even know who that guy is, I just saw the stupid song on youtube one day.

>>13183311
Calm down son, use your commas..

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>>13183312
"If this is another nightmare, please let me wake up soon... It's just too cruel"
Delicious
That's why I love NTR
For delicious tears and suffering

>> No.13183330

>>13183325
Escapism makes life seem empty.

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>>13183314
There is always a way out

>> No.13183333

>>13183319
>strawman

>> No.13183334

>>13183333
that's not what a strawman is, anon

>> No.13183335

>>13183334
But anon, he has quads, it must be a strawman.

>> No.13183336

>>13183333
It's the truth, that poster has a point, it is problmatic how casually sexist these threads are

>> No.13183337

>>13183319
>loosers
>dominating
Nope
They are the faggots who lose their shit when someone talks about maledom or submissive hellhounds
And also the main "hurr durr unbeatable monsters" posters

>> No.13183338

>>13183325
>You're never ever going to ride in a spaceship either
Just watch me faggot! ;_;

>> No.13183340

>>13183320
Also, I wish people would react a little more realistically in NTR doujins. Or if you're going to be stupid with hentai logic then I want just one where the MC goes all yandere, aborts whatever child is in his wife's gut, chains her up and rapes her for months on end, sells whatever spawn which isn't his into adoption. Makes her so mindbroken she is physically and mentally incapable of feeling pleasure from anything other than his own cock, and then abandons her to the streets.

>> No.13183341

>>13183334
I don't care anymore.

>> No.13183342

>>13183336
>sexism is a problem
>in the monster girl threads
>on /jp/
>on 4chan
>on the internet

>> No.13183343

>>13183330
"Escapism fills an empty life"
-Anonymous

>> No.13183344

>>13183337
No, it's obviously the "Lol, I'm gonna rape every girl in the world! I am dominant alpha king!" who are doing this shit. It's escapism mixed with inferiority complex.

>> No.13183347

>>13183336
Dude, do you know how transparent you are?

>> No.13183348

There's nothing wrong with escapism.
I have things i want to do, and i do them, but when i come home from work i like to be able to lose myself in a fantasy world and drown out the real one.
Everyone on this planet has serious flaws so it's nice to go to a place where they don't

That's why i'm sick of people bringing their real lives into this, i don't care if you have a girlfriend, i don't care if you don't want a girlfriend because you think they're all whores out to get your money,
Those things don't belong here, this is a monstergirl thread, not a blogging about your life thread

>> No.13183352

>>13183342
Huh, who are you quoting?

>> No.13183354

>>13183342
No fuck off you sexist scum, there is no excuse nor place for sexism to exist, and that includes these threads. When I saw my friend post a tumblr post on them, I didn't think they could be as sexist as they are, but I was wrong. So I've made it a bit of my personal mission to monitor these threads and promote good ideas like equality, respect, feminism, understanding, and such, while showing these nerds who think it's cool to treat women like objects what losers they are.

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