Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Where we tenderly love and bully our maids.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13264435
1st for holy shit someone got the OP right.

[Anonymous No.]

Mice are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

Second for wanting to be the founder and only member of a local Lilim's fan club!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264439
No they're not.

Mice are disease filled bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

Praise and love the maids!

How will you love your maid today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264435
I want to bully my maid by Making her drink a gallon of Hathor milk every Wednesday. All at once is the preferred method

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264440

You just want to be around for the inevitable swimsuit episode, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264447
Anally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264450
He would have been raped long before then, especially if it's Mari's Donut Steele character.

[Anonymous No.]

For the Anon who asked in the last thread;

As far as I remember; almost every monster girl is up for recruitment but some cannot right now but might be in future parts (E.g. Harpy Queen). Usually the "bosses" (judging by the music that plays, you know the one from the original game); they require you to do something or they join you straight away.

An example would be the Slug queen. You beat her and if you have a slug girl with 100+ affection; she will join your team but if you don't, you can go back to her whenever with that requirement complete. Same goes for Chrome, you fight her but for her to join; you need to get a specific item from a cave and then she'll join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264435
You did good OP, you did good.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could make your monster waifu real, would you? There would be no others of her kind or even other monster girl types, and the reaction from everyone else would probably be as you imagine. However, she will be exactly as you want her and while she won't just automatically love you, she will find many of your traits attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264462
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Kloah when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264462

> Waifu is a lilim or an echidna
> You and youre waifu is heralded for bringing forth an age of Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264462
No doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264462
Damn straight I would I'd find a way and I'd do anything in my power to help make her happy, and she can do whatever she wants to me. I'll go and find us a nice house far away from everything and it'll just be us two alone together, society be damned. And I'll have all my movies, and games and cards and all so we won't be bored, and I'll do whatever it takes to make her happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264467
Fuck it, I'd still do all of them.
That's just the right amount of spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264462
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264454
I think that's what he wants. He is her fan, so it would bean honor to get raped by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264449
Think of all the money she'll have to waste on new panties and bras. You'll make her poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264476
Yes.

>>13264499
Who says I haven't budgeted for this? I'd be a poor master indeed if I did not cover those expenses And give her headpats when she's exceptionally good

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick and slurp at a Giant Ant's sweat and pheromone coated pantaloons until my face reeks of her scent

[Anonymous No.]

>13263922
>It's sad too because eventually we'll be drowning in literal shit from shit tier writers like Bob, Bollocks, Inarikitsune, MachineAnon (Fuck you his ego ruins it harder than overcooking some scallops), and NegaWalker.

I fear this too. Its a shame about machineanon, if it wasn't for him getting a raging ego/hating on the other writers and thread in his writing guide he would be pretty good. But then again he made a writing guide after being convinced that he was the second coming of Captain. If you keep linking to your own pastebin you're getting a lot of views, its nothing to get arrogant about.
NegaWalker wasn't too bad, he just needed to stop talking about writing and actually do it. Finishing one of his many, many stories would have helped.
InariKitsune is a faggot and I wish liquid Inari would come back to troll him more
Bob isn't that bad when you ignore his cat dick thing
Bollocks really isn't that bad and I don't understand the hate for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264450
>>13264454
>Get to follow Lilim around, while asking for her autograph, taking pictures, that kind of shit
>She decides to go to the beach and wear a Jet Black One-Piece Swimsuit that clings to her curves and looks to be a bit too small for her
>She decides that, to reward her little fan for his loyalty, to give him a footjob on the beach at night
>She spends the night lovingly step on you, her little loyal fanboy

Eternal Bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

[Anonymous No.]

Give your daughteru a hug and tell her she's the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep her down

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264537
I fucking love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264537
I pour chocolate milk out into the sink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264462
Obviously.

And she will help me achieve my dreams, as I her, and perhaps as we achieve our lofty goals together, we shall grant some comfort to others as we lead them into the stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264529

You talk like I don't already do those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264512
Negawalker was ten times worse than Inari. But he's gone so who cares?
Bob is bad because he does stuff to intentionally troll and then plays the victim. "I-I'm just trying to make more interesting ways of having sex to spice up your vanillafag circlejerk, h-honest.Why d-don't you appreciate my efforts?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264447
In the bath, amidst some 'spring cleaning'.
>>13264462
No, because of the risk of losing her to someone else.
>>13264529
Feeling strangely sad by this...probably cause I just found a cat fetus in my yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264511
You. You know what's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264511
Hope you're ready to have your face ridden hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264555
>No, if I have to earn my waifu's affections, then I won't.
I can't tell if you're lazy, pessimistic, or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264555
>probably cause I just found a cat fetus in my yard.
Do you live at a cat abortion clinic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264447
By tenderly licking her neck and nibbling on her ears, as I grind against her ass and caress her stomach and thighs, while she tries to clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264559
Like half the people here want everything served to them in a silver plate, anyway.

Thanks, KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264508
Anon, you know that milk is gonna reach other places if you make her drink that much that often right?
Do you want to explain to the neighbors why your Kikimorra is chubby, has breasts get in the way of her work, and a booty that bumps furniture?
I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264567
>half the people here want everything served to them in a silver plate

Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264476
Milk!
>>13264462
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264558

I'm not going to have my face ridden for shit.

I'm going to not only reek of her pheremones, but i'll be damned if I don't end up sniffing and lapping at the sweet fragrant lotus of her pussy to engorge myself even more on her.

Hell, i'll even lick the underside of her Ant abdomen, taking in the salty tang of her sweat as she moans and fidgets in her sleep. I'd even gently fellate her antennae if that'd make her cum faster and reward me with more of that luxurious honey that tells me she wants to be bred like the infertile little drone she is.

It'd probably drive college anons mad to have their senses smothered in that much special 'fuck me' candy the Giant Ants have coming out of their snatches

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264476
No.

Milk sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264462
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264578
A perfect life and a perfect waifu who will instantly love you no matter what, with no effort at all from your part, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264591
You. You mah nigga. You know what's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264591
How do you feel about hard working bee girls and their honey-scent snatches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264447
In every hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264591
I never knew I wanted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264561
Nope. Just a place with a few strays.
>>13264567
>>13264607
Seems more like a thing in general, beyond the monsters. Always looking for the easy way out while having to do as little as possible.

My fault for letting the pessimism get the better of me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264609
Is it motorboating if you do it in her pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit Lanternon, stop posting updates without telling us.

My only criticism is that its too long between chapters.

Anyway, I worry that Victor will go soft on the mamono at some point, considering how he reacted to his first kill and the weird voice he heard after it. Sure, not all of them need killing, but the rapier ones certainly need a reason to think twice about their actions. In any case, I look forward to seeing how he deals with a full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264609

I want to be smothered by a pair of bee girls in their honey covered breasts as they kiss and caress me with their multiple arms. I want to have my ears nibbled as they whisper silly shit like "Let's have you fill our honey pots" and assorted bee puns.

The stings would suck because they're fucking huge. But i'll be goddamned if I don't make sweet cream and honey with them. Sweet and thick, just the way the Queen likes it.

Hi, MGG. I'm still alive, unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264621
I'd rather take twin Mantis assassins, but whatever goes for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264621
And you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264621
>>13264629
We all have our preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Goth Cheshire Kitten? Oh you mean Alice? Yeah she lives over there. She's a little bit weird though."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264629
>Twin Mantis Assassins
Das some pretty good taste you've got there.
What would you do if they used their scythes to make small cuts on your body, which they would then lap and suckle on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264447
I'm going to massage her breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264641
My preference would be twin Anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264641
I want to be bullied by smug Cheshire twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264646
I'm not a fan of getting cut at all, so I'd without a doubt run the fuck away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264615
Yeah, I'd love to earn the trust and love of a qt monster girl. It'd feel so damn satisfying. Journey beats the destination, etc.

>My fault for letting the pessimism get the better of me again.
What do you mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264657
You'd need to hide in Monster Girl Mexico under a new alias, working as a dishwasher at a restaurant run by a bossy, foul-mouthed Chupacabra girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264657
>Wants to live with assassins
>Would run away if they gave tiny, painless little cuts from which they would lovingly suckle and lick you
Whatever mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264653
What if they're twin smug Cheshire older sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264669
This works.

They would molest me when my adoptive Cheshire mother leaves to get groceries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264668
>painless

Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264653
This is the future you chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264676
What? Have you never gotten cut without noticing? They're expert assassins. A tiny little cut for them to lick that you wouldn't even feel, and that would heal within an hour, would be an easy task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264642
Thank you tiny Jinko, here is a dollar for some ice cream.
>Sit Goth Chechire kitten in your lap and scratch behind her ears
>enjoy her fidgiting as she fights to not purr, missing the fact that her tail is coiling around anons leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264678
I just noticed, but is that supposed to be an engagement ring hanging from that collar?

I wonder how the guys who throw a fit whenever Collars get brought up would react to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264689
Let's test it.

collars

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264635

You get one guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264689
>Never read Vengeance
You uh, should go rectify that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264689
Probably still throw a fit.

>>13264621
Two Bearmode jinko twins. Best workout buddys, best cuddles, best girls. In my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264685
Would still frighten me anon, it happens with a fear of getting cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264673
>Big sis, why does mom take 6 hours to grocery shop?
>No clue little bro. Now shhhh, the little man in the boat isn't going to find himself now, is he? Start lookin'!
>Yes big sist-mmf
>That's m- ahhhhh~ my good little bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264696
Yes, this is true, but I'd rather not.

I think I'm too Vanilla for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264700
Well you could always just politely ask them to refrain from such as it makes you uncomfortable, rather than running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264701
This. We need more of this. Lots, lots more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264701
>take 6 hours to grocery shop
Boy that brings back memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264701
>little man in the boat
That the clitoris then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264701
"I don't know if I want to play this game, Onee-san."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264635

I'm the shittiest writefaggot in the world.

I am, the Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264721

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264689
You'll notice that this is vastly different than "hurr durr, this collar is like a wedding ring you guys."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264728
Hurr durr, collars are like a wedding ring you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264739
>Dis is wut betaz tink

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264739
Yes, you have indeed triggered me.

Good show mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264689
>I wonder how the guys who throw a fit whenever Collars get brought up would react to this.
Not one of them but I think collars are kinda dumb, though much more comfortable than using a ring on your finger, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264728
>>13264739
>>13264740
Heroman was right. Damn, if you had seen the faggotry last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>inb4 500 post discussion on how some MGs can't wear rings and som mo' bullshit

You just couldn't leave well enough alone could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264744
Um, care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264744
I was there last night, what faggotry are you referring to, the one about pedophilia that went on for a few good hours?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you waifu do if she found out you had a obsessive stalker in love with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264748
Kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264747
>Pedophilia
You mean the idiot trying to start shit by calling loli pedo? Yeah, that went on longer than it should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264748
Go into a Bicorn mental state and rape her into a harem member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264748
What if your waifu found out you were an obsessive stalker in love with her?

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a question.

What would you do if your waifu went all Revy on a woman trying to seduce you, threatening to make her into her bitch?
What would you do if your waifu was okay with you "Using" her bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264746
>>13264747
The alp sucking and the crossdressing guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264756
Expectate.
Participate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264758
Oh that...

Yeah, let's never talk about this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264748
She's not exactly the scariest looking girl, but she would try to get her to leave me alone or at least call the cops. If the stalker hurt or raped me, she might use her talons to rip her face off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264758
That wasn't that big of a deal, and it spawned an interesting discussion about American law enforcement.

The Ye Olde Loli=Pedo debate that was going on for a good few hours was worse in my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264748
The oomukade would probably kill her, the rest would break her into an onahole cause why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264758
I want to wear my waifu's panties.
While she jerks me off with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264758
>Someone asked what the most humiliating thing you'd do for your waifu is
>Someone answers
>"wew gay XD"
You faggots will make anything a shitstorm. And that wasn't as bad as that tumblr anon who kept bitching about "pedophiles guiz!"

Can't defend the Alp Sucking though, that's gay. Alps should be the ones sucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264701
>>13264724
>It's okay, lil bro, you'll have lots of fun, you'll see!
>And if you play good enough, your big sisters will treat you to a nice big sundae, cherry and all!
>Ahh! Oh wooow~ look at how eager little brother is, sis... mmmff~
>You got it ready, sis?
>Okay, look up little brother!
>Let's give a big chesh smile for mum!
-click-
>Good boy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264772
Unless you're asian that would probably be difficult.

That or your waifu would have to be a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264777
I just meant her putting them over my dick, not me putting them on over my waist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264777
For you.

>TFW Waifu is so much bigger than me that she can't wear my clothes but I can wear hers, albeit loosely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264462
My wifu is undeads. I'm still undecided, so can i cherry pick? If I can, I'm getting a vampiric necromancer. Together we shall herald the age of undeath into this world. Dead waifus for all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264772
That is very less gay than what that guy wanted.

>>13264774
There's a limit to how much of a faggot you can be. THERE ARE LIMITS!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264752
>Still never got a response more intelligent than "no it isn't"
>Except for that one guy who was talking about the differences between 2d an 3d I had to agree there.

[Seafoam No.]

>>13263922
>RIP Seafoam, He's not really dead
SOON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264791
>Undead Waifus for all
Not my first choice, but bless you all the same sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264814
(TM)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264791
I want to live in a house opposite of a sprawling graveyard and watch Zombie Girls as they stumble around doing moe things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264832
What does a moe zombie do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264832
>moe

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon, me and my friends are holding a Smash tournament at our house, you wanna join? They'll be pizza and soda there as well. And there's definitely not a rule in which the loser has to strip, and we definitely did'nt invite you because of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264447
I do not have a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
>Not flat
>Actually looks like a female this time
Yes please.

[Seafoam No.]

>>13264823
Well, it's a theme piece I've already completed, I'm just waiting for an auspicious moment to pull the trigger. Saturday, get hype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
Well that's comforting, because I suck really bad at games like Smash.

So I guess I'll join.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of pizza and what kind of soda? Also how many condoms should I bring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264857
Dammit meant to quote>>13264844

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264621
The only thing to keep in mind is how to act when they both become queen bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264607
And? Are you one f those faggots who wants to Dark Sous his waifu? What the fuck for, waifus are meant to make life easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
I absolutely hate competitive SSB. Seriously either we're playing free for all with items on, or I'll just start stripping and save myself the torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
I'm really feeling it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264852
Pic related at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
>beat cyclops at smash
>bully her for not gitting gud
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
>Strip Smash Bros
Sounds like fun.

>You'll never play Strip Video Games with your waifu and some of her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
Sounds like fun, count me in. But I'm bringing over my copy of street fighter, for after smash. Loser does whatever the winner asks. Deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264726
You still have a pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
I hate soda and I've never played Smash.

So no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
>Smash
I swear to god you fucking Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264879

I never deleted it. Everything was on private until .less bullied me hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264853
I promise you'll have fun, and they won't gang up on you and make you lose and make you play naked.

>>13264857
They'll probably just order something when everyone is there. You won't be eating much anyway.

>>13264866

Where's your sense of fun? You might even win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
Only if it's five life stock free for all with items.
Don't worry about what character I usually play, I let the fates decide
Smash where everyone ransoms is best. Let the fates decide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264876
What do you ask her to do if you win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264890
I'm gonna eat a lot, they're gonna be getting plenty of energy from another source so I need as much as I can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264885
What's wrong with Smash?

[Seafoam No.]

>>13264870
Most definitely.

>>13264890
>You won't be eating much anyway.
Aside from carpet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264907
>Most definitely.
Mantis stuffs eh?
Alright, I am hype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264887
Link?

You're actually friends with .less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264918
Do you even IRC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264906
Too simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
I'd just clobbah her ass with that there D3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264857
>Also how many condoms should I bring?
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264875

>You will never play Strip Vidya with your Cyclops friend and her gal pals
>You will never be evenly matched for the most part
>They will never come up with the idea that loser does what the winner wants
>You're both in your skivvies
>She loses by a hair, grits her teeth when you tell her to "Sit in Daddy's lap"
>Her butt's soft, and her petite body is easily huggable
>You can feel her getting flustered as your growing erection presses into her from below
>The cat calls intensify as you two play Street Fighter II Championship Edition
>She's starting to beat you since you're paying more attention to how nice she smells and the fact that there's only two very thin layers seperating your cock from her virgin Cyclops fuckhole
>It's a first to five
>Decide to have some fun, to go with the flow
>Grab her petite breasts from behind, tell her they're your new controller
>Play with her nipples and her breasts through her bra
>The cat calls grow louder and more lewd, telling you to just "plug the joystick in"
>She looks at you pleadingly as you grin, hoisting her up easily and removing both your undergarments
>She's soaked, and you're rock hard
>She rocks her hips back and forth, coating you in her juices
>Her Cheshire friend's got her phone out and is recording
>She's irresistibly tight and hot, the walls of her pussy clinging to your cock as you penetrate
>Kiss her, her pussy clenches down HARD
>You dump a huge load into her, and she's flushed but smiling
>Her friends take a sip of their non-alcoholic beers and erupt into laughter
>"Look's like it's a hole in one!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264921
Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your waifu was kidnapped by a gang of lesbian rapists who planned to convert her into a dick-hating carpet muncher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264895
Pose for pictures at a later date of my choosing, and make her think its going to be humilitaing and degrading and all sorts of awful. And then surprise her on the day with an actual tasteful photography session, capturing all facets of her beauty. Then the degrading and humiliating stuff follows, if we have enough time and are in the mood for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264921
Do you think anyone here would willingly admit to associating with the IRC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264923
You expect a Monoeye to play complex games? She has a handicap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264887
.less actually cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264926
But I have to bully them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264928
>Her Cheshire friend's got her phone out and is recording
She damn well better send me a copy of that video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264926
I like the idea of fucking a MG with a condom. It would make the sex dirty, for her.

>"Sex with diminished pleasure and no chance for procreation? What kind of madman are you? Something is really wrong with you".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264930
Wake up and wonder what the fuck is up with the string of weird dreams I've been having lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264928
Rock solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264935
Of course he does. Why do you think he constantly begs Aftyn for more Griffon Maid and Neighbour Cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264928
>Anon cools down
>Realizes he just fucked her infront of every one there.
>There's no film to delete either, the faggot cat streamed it
>Anon is the new gamerboy slut.

>>13264936
>>13264941
No anons, there's bully and then there's psychological torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264930
Laugh as she tears them limb from limb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264928
>And that's how Mommy and Daddy met, pumpkin, and why we always have friday game nights with your aunties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264933
You'd think she'd pull a Kojiro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264931
This man knows how to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264890
My sense of fun is intact, I just don't think constant fox vs fox, no items, final destination is fun. I'll still play in the tournament, I just want to have fun while doing so. There is no better way to lose than to use Wario's final smash and his motorcycle. Also I will be eating plenty, just not pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264953
What if Daughteru does the math, and discovers she was conceived at that first time, recorded by Aunt Cheshie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264948
>psychological torture
They can still swallow as much as I can make, but nothing gets in their pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264930
It's Not Important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264965
I congratulate her on her math skills and ruffle her hair, what else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264965
I think her discovery would be more along the lines of that one story where a friend showed his friend a porn vid with his mom in it, only to discover that he was watching the sex that led to his birth.

I can see it now, the Cheshire's daughter would have her over watching porn since they're ronery virgins, only to pull up said vid of her parents fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264930
Paralyse them because feminazis are stupid and can't into magic. Call me up, fuck me so hard in front of them that they all convert, release them into the wild, and accept awards for quelling the feminazi menace.

>>13264966
That's still kinda evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264941
The only reason an MG would wear a condom, is to make it easier for her to drink your jizz afterwards.

No need to try and fish it out of her pussy, she just pulls the little balloon off your dick, and can easily drink from it was you watch. Of course, at the same time, that deprives her of feeling the joy of her fingers shlicking her cum-soaked pussy, rubbing it into her insides as she gathers some onto her fingers to suckle off.

Pros and cons really. Pros and cons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264928
>Having sex in front of other people
Hmmmmmm. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264965
SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264971
>I can see it now, the Cheshire's daughter would have her over watching porn since they're ronery virgins, only to pull up said vid of her parents fucking.

>"Hey ya One-Eye perv, check out this vid I snagged from my mom's private collection! I think the chick's even a cyclops like you..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264976
My pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
ONE-EYE
ONE-EYE
ONE-EYE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264918

It's on the wordpress list unless ELH took it down.

>>13264935

Less that he cares and more that he was annoyed that he couldn't read one of the stories because he enjoys the schadenfreude.

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations, you have a chance to marry your perfect waifu! The catch is they're royalty, and the family doesn't want just any dirty old peasant to marry into their money. They give you three options, each one netting you your waifu.

1. Become a servant
By relinquishing your rights to the family and giving up any hope of using their money or influence, they'll tolerate the marriage. You and your waifu will be left alone to enjoy each others company, though other servants will be eager to snitch on you if you slack, whether your waifu wants you to or not. She may even get off on ordering you around.

2. Defeat their champion
The region has an odd gladiatorial combat kick going on among the noble families, so this would be an amusing event for them. You are allowed to use your right of substitution to have a seasoned gladiator to fight for you, but it will be done by random draw and once you use it you can't go back on your choice. If you or your champion wins, you'll be a proper husband that the family may warm up to if you can play the political game well enough. You'll be free to enjoy the easy life with your waifu.
Roll for gladiator you will need to face, again if you use right of substitution (and reroll if you don't get a MG): http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

(1/2)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264972
>evil
Cyclopes get off on it, and I'm sure she has some other bullyable friends that are gonna be there, with me as the only male its my duty to bully them into becoming my harem. Can't give them the cum right away.
>>13264986
The best cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264989
3. Assassinate the enemy
This is really a suicide mission, as it involves invading the land of a brutal conqueror the family has been fending off and keeping out of your nation for decades. They've become quite a threat recently, and the royals are eager to be rid of the capable ruler so the borders will be secure. You'll be provided with armor, weapons, and blessed with a power from the gods to accomplish the task, but it will not be easy. If you return successful, you'll be a national hero and praised by everybody, even the king and queen. If you fail, you'll get a gravestone carved for you free of charge.
Roll for MG the enemy lord is: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Roll once for your power, twice for enemy lord's power: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264973
>the only reason a mg would wear a condom
>mg would wear a condom

You uh, have a brain fart there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265001
I guess.

*MG would want you to wear a condom

Better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
>Mimic with the power of Subatomic Manipulation
>Me with the power of Restoration Embodiment
So she destroys things and I repair them. Seems we've reached a stalemate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
3.
My Power: Tear Apart
Enemy: Life Field Projection
Waifu here I cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264989
>>13264996
>Mantis Champion
Uh, yeah, no...

>Doppelganger Enemy Lord
Well that doesn't sound so ba-
>With accelerated thought processes
>Can see your every move coming, dodge, plan, and counter it in the same instant
Well fuck, and what do I get to go against her?
>Probability Bolts
Well...that could work. Maybe.

Fuck it, my waifu's an Anubis anyway. I'll become a servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
>Assassinate
>Grizzly
>Her power is Photokinetic Creature Creation
>My power is National Personification
So this is going to be some MGR tier ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264989
>>13264996

Go big or go home, lets go route 3.

>power is Willpower Aura
I can live with being a Green Lantern

>villain is Mad Hatter
>powers are ultimate freeze and transcendent homo superior physiology.

Welp, I did say go big or go home

The spider pussy is well worth it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265017
MG is Alraune btw, how fitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265028
>Magical Runes Girl!
>Activate when I'm in danger, raising barriers to keep me safe from harm!
Remeber to reinforce your bones along with your muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264989
>Zombie Gladiator Champion
This isn't a trap, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265045
She never dies or faints, and incapacitating her by severing her limbs "Doesn't count". She's therefore, undefeatable. So yes, it's a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
Assasinate the enemy it is

>Air Empowerment
Not Bad

>Beelzebub lord
HA!
>Snow mimicry

I can literally keep her from flying and just knock her around with windblasts indefinitely. If she become snow I can just blow her around until I throw her outside to melt or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265050
Then I'll just call in my Gladiator to fight for me

>Merrow

Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
I hate fighting, but let's do it, how bad can it be bring 'em on

>Goblin
>Has he power of enhanced vision
Easy mode, see me rolling down and the-
>Internal Rupturing
Welp.

At lest I'll have the power of...
>Mechanical Morphing
Can't make me bleed if I don't have blood! Idiot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264989
>>13264996
I'm going big. 3.
>Amazoness with Wish Granting Empowerment and Rubber Shield Construction
>My Power is Mass Reduction
Amazonesses can't grant wishes, so the first power is useless, and Rubber Shield Construction means NOTHING when I just make her so light that I can kick her ass with no effort.
Hellhound Princess here I come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264989
Sea bishop
>Underworld Lordship
>Metal Dust Manipulation

Me
>Brainwave Manipulation

Well shit, stealth rout it is. Shouldn't be too hard, I can even strengthen my powers to have her most trusted assassinate the bitch for me. And I can use my powers to manipulate any one I want
>What's that? My waifu has to meet with an emissary, on our anniversary?
>Not today she doesn't. Fuck off. ZAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264989
>Gladiatorial Combat
Enemy= Thunderbird
Ally= Succubus
I don't know how this will go really. Thunderbirds have electricity, but it only pleasures people, and the succubus only really has magic to charm and cause pleasure. Honestly it sounds like it's going to be either an aerial slap fight or a contest to see who will cum first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264986

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8crsKbeaeU

>One-Eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
For glory!
>Gazer
Sounds easy. What's my power?
>Muscle Manipulation
Time for maximum hulk! How can she stand up against th-
>Omniverse manipulation
...
...
...
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265132
well clearly you just have to have your muscles transcend the universe itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265053
Hell, I can suck the air right out of her lungs while keeping her pinned down. Or make them , and every artery and organ in her body, burst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265144
Yes, I must become a muscle wizard. It is the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265132
I'd say that merits a reroll on her power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265132
>Omniverse manipulation
What, you don't want to swap yourself out with a version of yourself that has a perfect counter power?

It's like you don't even multiverse brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265155
I disagree, just cause it seems impossible doesn't mean it is.

Just ORA the shit out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
>Chimaera
Already, not looking well.
>Mountain Manipulation
>Chronokintetic Constructs

This sucks dicks, I don't think my power's gonna cut it c-
>Bond empowerment

What, terraforming, time manipulating chimera with mass magic backing her up? Cakewalk

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>13264619
A lot of the time I finish a section of story (after admittedly too much time spent dealing with reality and its horrible and unceasing intrusions into my daydreaming time) and find myself uncertain of whether I finished it in the manner that I wanted to. Yes, that part of the story was finished, but I had to ruminate on it a while before settling on it. I had to sell myself on it. So I stealth-posted it because I wasn't certain it truly was finished, but I still wanted to be able to let folks who check my pastebin regularly and want to know what happens next to read it.

The interesting thing about what you're curious about is how monstergirls deal with a paladin wearing an exploding collar on a full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
>Rolled Hobgoblin with Sense Inducement and Speed combat
Well that's kinda difficult to hit. Wonder what I get to play with...
>Rolled Almighty Object Creation

Hm... MacGuffin creation is pretty powerful, I guess. I create the object that protects the kingdom forever and ever will never get lost or stolen or perverted for nefarious purposes.*

*Note: Pretty much guaranteed to be lost or stolen by some dickwad down the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265153
Anything's possible when you're a muscle wizard!
I'm half tempted to link Plague's HUGEquest as an example of what you should do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265132
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAORAORAORA!!
I HAVE MANIPULATED MY MUSCLES TO BE ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF PURE FRIENDSHIP AND GUTS
ORA ORA ORA MY ABS ARE PLOT ARMOUR
ORAORAORA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
>Troll
Can I just fuck the troll and start a harem?
>her powers are Energy Transmutation and Climate Manipulation
Not looking good
>Almighty Object
Looking amazingly good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
>Orc with Death-Force Manipulation and Radiation Aura
>I have Physical plane Lordship
I'm... not really sure how this will work for me, but...
>The user has authority over a physical realm, allowing them to manipulate every thing that is logical in the real world from atoms to physics
Am I Accelerator?

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddly Lovely Healthy Girls

How will you cuddle her? I want to rub a healthy girl's belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265191
>HUGEquest
Please don't, I can't watch this again...I just can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265234
I want to spoon her from behind while groping her all over and teasing about her love handles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265234
Overweight girls are shit, they aren't good for anything active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265243
>doing active things
Next you'll tell me you go outside, and talk to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265234
From behind in a spooning position, one hand at her belly and another at her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
>Kunoichi
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/High-Tech_Exoskeleton
Great. I'm fucked here unless I get something goo-
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Robot_Arm
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265249
Not everyone here lives off of fluorescent light anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265234
Sitting on the couch, with her straddling my legs with her body pressed up against mine and her head on my shoulder. Lots of cuddling and ass squeezing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265261
Are you talking shit about my house plant alraune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265261
One of these days, I will end the tyranny of the sun, you'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264664
Just going through a personal rough patch, that's all. It's as you said; the journey is more important.
>>13264748
Stick to me like glue, if only to convey the message: 'Yeah, he's tappin' this and not you.'
>>13264756
Doesn't sound like something she'd do. Then again, it's always the nice ones who have the bigger trigger switches.
>>13264930
Grab a shovel to help her bury the corpses. Maybe a hacksaw too.
>>13264989
#3. Let the enemy lord Chochin-Obake and her Discern Motivation try and stop me and my Temporal Cognition.
>>13265234
I'd start with the inner thighs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264930
Let the waifu convert them all into succubi so they have no choices but to love the dick or die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265270
Plants a shit! Seriously though, Plansect village still gives me shivers.
>>13265272
The sun is eternal, Praise It!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265161
She could literally, send you to auniverse made of entirely of dicks, dicks would be the very air you breathe. She could negate your ability to exist in the world and send you to oblivion. She could make you kill yourself at will. And you're just gonna ORA her?

And they called my character gary stu when I wrote a guy beating an oni, with weapons. Geez.

[Anonymous No.]

So, uhh... I got some cookies. You wanna buy them? If you buy ten boxes you can pet my tail or whatever. Twenty and you can pet my head and play with my ears. What kinds? Shit, I don't know. Normal kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265283
That sounds fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265292
>"Bring your mother and buy a lifetime supply."
The Araer the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265292
Touching fluffy tail isn't worth listening to this shitty pitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265287
>implying I was being serious
>>13265198 got the right idea

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, you're a High School kid again, and one of your Upper Classman is your favorite Monster Girl. However, she doesn't really return your affections. However Her single mother does. Would you a MILF of your favorite species? And after high school, would you wed said MILF and become the father of a girl who's older than you?

Would you then give her a little sister?

How would this entire scenario play out for you, with your favorite MG and all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265300
She mostly does 'awoo awoo's, is that the same?

>>13265313
Like, you don't need to harsh my mellow like that man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265292
aren't you too old to be selling cookies? A girl like you at your age could sell your tail directly far more profitably. Come inside and we can discuss the details...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265292
How many boxes would I have to buy for your hand in marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265332
>She mostly does 'awoo awoo's, is that the same?
So long as I can plaster the roof of her mouth with peanut butter I'll take it.

>>13265331
Yes to part one, no to part two. I'm not sure how our relationship would go, but I certainly couldn't be a dad to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265331
I don't like MILFs so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265331
I'm...not really into older women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265332
The only mellow that I care about starts with marsh.

Now take your shitty mockery of my capitalist society back to your mountain enclave you damn hippy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265327
Yes.
Yes I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265333
What are we going to do in your den mister?

>>13265341
Uhhm. Well, I guess fifty so my mom gets off my back I guess. Wait, are you serious?

>>13265350
Alright, I'm gone. Knew this place smelled like tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265358
>What are we going to do in your den mister?
Fluff=3

But seriously, have you ever considered a career as a totally not yakuza-related model? I'm making you blush? No, but I mean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265331
>Crow Tengu MILF
Mmmmm. Tempting. But seriously, her daughter would not like me for banging her mother, so i might hold back on marrying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265358
50 boxes is a deal. Let me stop by an ATM and schedule us at Jared's for engagement bands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265331
>blueberry MILFubus
Yes, please and thank you.

I could see it going down like so

>be that kid who works concessions at home games, homecoming this time arohnd
>succubus senpai works for the yearbook club, is there to take pictures
>MILFubus was there to help her out, as well as take in the sights
>make small talk with succubus sentai when they buy drinks
>she's friendly but aloof, wanting to pay and leave
>feel a little down, but you try not to show it
>MILFubus decides to buy some hot snacks on a whim, shoos her daughter off to take more pics
>have pleasant small talk with her, which ends with an invite to her place over the weekend for lunch with her and her daughter
>seemslegit.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265377
>succubus sentai

Anon I don't think a group of Succubi wearing skin tight bodysuits would be kid appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265377
You have some fine tastes my nigga

I for one wouldn't be able to wait to visit her house

[Anonymous No.]

Why are manticores so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265382
It could be. It's the methods they'd use to take down monsters that you couldn't show on TV.

>"I need a group of teenagers WITH ATTITUDE"
>Get a bunch of succubi and one slutty incubus
>"AYE AYE AYE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265392
>The yellow one is an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265392
>men
>anything but love interest or rape of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265393
Or maybe a tryhard pink? That could be amusing, maybe with pad jokes or something.

>>13265395
He'd be... what, the black ranger? The one that shows up for those rare (female) villains that can't be taken down using the power of friendship and the V. Or was that white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265389
fuck off bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265327
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
>encourages the other guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265409
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265404
Watch out anon, you might trigger the newfags that think Bob isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265389
>a Manticore is afraid that their loved-one will leave them
I wonder if sadistic species have that form of paranoia in general.

[Anonymous No.]

Hand pussy is best pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265417
Well, he did straight up threaten to leave. Backing up a bit unless you have pretty solid reason to suspect he's jokingseems like a normal reaction. Only the rapiest species wouldn't care at all since he couldn't escape anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265401
>Or maybe a tryhard pink? That could be amusing, maybe with pad jokes or something.

The joke was that the yellow Sentai one was a dude and Power Ranger was a chick. Didn't you ever wonder why only the pink one had a skirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265416
they're allowed to have their own opinions
I just really dont care for manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265419
link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265425
I honestly don't know. Even if that ever occurred to my young mind I wouldn't remember the though after all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265416
epic memehate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265430
Newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265389
>Please do not open the pic I just sent
I'll admit it, I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265413
It's a dragon quest doujin with the priestess, don't recall right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265448
Close enough thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265292
>>13265333

[Anonymous No.]

>Hooh, you think you have what it takes to be part of my crew eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265490
No, I don't. I'm not a cold-blooded murderer who is willing to torture people and burn towns for wealth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265490
Too ugly,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265490
You again? I'm telling you you should let me in because I have a benis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265490
I'm always wiling to explore and try new things, and I'm skilled with using my tongue to get out of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265490
Is it just me or does she look like Integra from Hellsing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265490
No, not really, in fact I was looking for the recruiter for the navy. God save the queen and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265512
I thought the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265498
>We have uses for men like you, they galley could use you.
>>13265499
>>13265514
>Unless you want to die, then I suggest you get off my ship.
>>13265502
>Good breeders are certainly good cargo, how do you feel about being locked up in stocks and milked for months at a time on our voyages?
>>13265510
>Ah talker eh? Aye, we could use one of you, come and see me in my quarters and we can discuss the terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265333
>>13265292

>Anon invites her in
>They both sit at his couch
>He proceeds to give her the long explanation about the value of her fluffy tails and how to make profit off them in the fluffy-tail-touching industry
>Pats her on the back and wishes her good luck when he finishes, before buying a box of cookies and telling her to fuck off out of his house and make some actual money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265490

>[ ] Agree
>[ ] Deny
>[X] Silent bored stare

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take in a pet-slut were-cat who will do anything for petting, belly rubs, and scratches behind the ears. Is that weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265512
>>13265518
Rip Van Winkle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265490
I've served under harsher leadership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265521
The Kuudere Lich, Captain Coldbooty is infinitely cuter, and her ship of cadaverous corsairs are cooler too.

I'll head there, see you on the seas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265521
Pirates are not the sort I'd want to be around in any fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265521
I'm willing to talk about my terms, as long as you don't sully my purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265522
You forgot to have him give her a business card with his phone number on the front and a figure written in on the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265534
>Corsairs
>Wanting to be under command of Muslim Turks
Have fun wearing a hijab and being part of a concubine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265531
I wouldn't be able to control myself, I'd be petting/bellyrubbing/earscratching/chinscratching/baseoftailscratching on sight to the point that she'd have to beat me away with a stick to make me stop and I'd also be saying dumb shit like "YOU'RE A KITTY!" while I do so.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch bad sci-fi movies with my Wurmfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265543
corsair
kɔːˈsɛː,ˈkɔːsɛː/Submit
nounarchaic
noun: corsair; plural noun: corsairs
a pirate.

Origin
mid 16th century: from French corsaire, from medieval Latin cursarius, from cursus ‘a raid, plunder’, special use of Latin cursus ‘course’, from currere ‘to run’.

I don't see islam any where?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, wait! You're wounded!"
>"You got it in that silly sword battle you had earlier today, didn't you? Here, let me take a look at it."
>"Stop resisting! Lemme see it!"
>"I'm just gonna lick it to make sure it's clean!"

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I find the works of this Lanternon person?

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon says the latest update was two months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265559
muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265549
This reminds me of a short one of our writefags wrote in which a catgirl behaved like an actual cat. It was creepy, but I got a boner anyway and hated myself for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265551
Truly Wurms are untainted, pure love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
Enemy: Chief God

My Ability: Magic Breath
Enemies' Ability: Omega Physiology

The RNG hates me today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265563
Lanternon's ded. He finished his story after it had grown out of what it began as and he wanted to be all serious and edgy and whatnot, then hashed a conclusion together and called it a day.
I think he got a big head and started wanting to do commissioned writefaggotry, though I could be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265572
But people were saying earlier that he had updated, though no one provided any links (and I forgot to ask).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265575
If you read through the last post on that, you'll find that he made a new account to put a new story on, for some dumb reason.
http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

[Anonymous No.]

Nevermind, I'm retarded. There was a link at the end of the last file.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening, you delightful humans!
My name is Elizabeth, and I love every single one of you. All of you are charming, generous, companions, who work hard every second of their day contributing to a healthier, happier world. You are everything good in the world. I earnestly hope you'll find love and happiness in your lives. Thank you for being so supportive and munificent to our kind, even to those who aren't as attractive or powerful as I. You take passion to a whole new level.
Do not be bashful. Feel free to communicate with us. We'll accept you, no matter what. I'm the reigning lord of this land, and future heir to the Throne of Succubi. What titles do you own, other than “Beloved Compatriot of a Wonderful Country”? I am also extremely wealthy, and have a dearly beloved husband (He just proposed to me, I am ecstatic!). You are all splendid friends, and I hope you have a wonderful day. Thank you for listening.
This (colloquially speaking) “Pic” is related to the subject of this message. It is my beloved husband and I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265572
>commissions
>big head
>yet no one has problems with drawfags taking commissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584
6/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584
I burst out laughing at that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584

Cue the Navy Seal Copypasta, Fred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584
>"husband" is a wood cut-out
>her smile looks like it has a tinge of sadness to it

oh god she's just like us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584
What a nice and trustworthy lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265567
Could you link it perchance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265585
Drawing takes effort, skill and creativity.

There's a far, far, far lower standard for writefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584
Looks like someone is a fan of Love Lab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265552
>The Barbary pirates, sometimes called Barbary corsairs or Ottoman corsairs, were pirates and privateers who operated from North Africa, based primarily in the ports of Salé, Algiers, Tunis, and Tripoli.

That's where I got the Muslim from.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you cooking properly for your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265331
Can I instead be the senpai to a gyaru?
That is, a dark skinned girl who DOESN'T have all the gross shit that comes with being a ganguro girl?

Like: http://g.e-hentai.org/s/11d8b333f9/471542-147

Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265597
Oh, I get it now.

You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584
Good show, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265600

The fuck is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265559
>Tries not to laugh because she's serious
>Laugh anyway and feel guilty from her hurt expression
>Spend the rest of the day trying to reassure her you appreciate her and are sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265595
http://pastebin.com/AXFNjdUx

Took me a second to remember who did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584
So does she shitpost on humanboy general and cry herself to sleep at night like everyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265600
>>13265604
I read an excerpt from that once.

It's literally just "Bake this thing, then cum on it."
No creativity or interesting recipes at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265610
Isn't that all you really need to do to make her happy though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265613
Sure, but you could TRY and be a bit creative.

Cooking is an art form like any other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265610

>"Bake this thing, then cum on it."

I needed a chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265613
Semen doesn't taste good at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's that 'MEMEchan' some people here talk about anyway? I've never been there nor know hot to find it but curious to take a look at their monster threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265610
Probably because you'd need a group or some crazy MG fertility drugs to get enough semen in a single day to make anything interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm is love. Wurm is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265608
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584
>>13265593
I-I'll be her human husbando and her biggest fan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265624
I can't imagine what would happen to semen if you tried to bake it. The proteins already go to hell in a hurry. Precum might be light enough that you could whip it like egg whites or something, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265628
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265633
>Wanting to be a Lilim's husband and making her happy
>Kill yourself
Now what did I say wrong this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265628
Godspeed anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265635
Nothing really some people are just an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265635
It's ELH's horrid mary sue lilim that got told was shit by all the 'official' folks tied to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265625
Wurms are the kind of girls who you'll wake up to see getting in the mood to try the things she saw the MC doing in the most recent movie you took her to see.

Take Kingsman for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265635
Fanboys are scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265584
I am so glad to have received you warm and heartfelt message, you little sweetheart. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the love academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret hugs on individuals, and I have over 300 confirmed hearts melted. I am trained in baking cakes and full body massages on tired individuals. I’m the top cause of heart pain in the entire academy. You are everything to me, and so much more than just another target. I will sweep you of your feet with precision love the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words, honey. You think you can get away with saying that to me and not get the biggest fluffiest hug of your life? Think again, lover. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lovebirds across the demon realms and your IP is being traced right now so you don't have to worry about preparing for anything, sweety. I've got the date covered. The date that wipes out the frozen little thing you call your heart. I'll make your heart beautiful and warm, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my weresheep woolen sweater. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the demon realm and I will use it to its full extent to bring the biggest, happiest smile to your face, you little cutie. If only you could have known what love your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held spoken sooner. But you didn't, and I promise I'll make it up to you. I will cuddle sweetness all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking beautiful, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265641
Contrasting Mari, who got a big fancy badge labelled "Numbah 10".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265646
Does it even really matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265642
>Wurm Waifu staring resolutely into the mirror
>"Manners. Maketh. Man."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265599
Whilst all muslims are corsairs, not all corsairs are muslim, friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265642
I can't get over the mental image of a Wurm trying to fit into a movie seat and just ends up in the front with you in her lap blocking the view from about 10 people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265559
>>13265606
Oh god, its too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265644
We're on a thread where all we do is talk about what monster we waifu. We all are pretty much fanboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265651
The French are irrelevant, so you're wrong
Buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265652
Just sit in the middle aisle instead.
You know, the one the everybody walks in front of to get to their seat...

...After everyone's sat down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265657
But that's like saying all terrorists are muslim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265641
Oh, I was just referring to a Lilim in general. They're such beautiful and powerful and cool girls!

>>13265644
You're probably just jealous that you're waifu will never be as cool as a Lilim! And if your waifu is a Lilim, she's not as cool as the Lilim I like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265644
If you have a waifu you're a fanboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265669
Well It's a good thing I lost all interest in having one a few days back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265669
Are you implying I have one? Because I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265649
I think it says something when die-hard MGE people tell you your character is too shitty and try-hard for the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265645
somehow, i think /hbg/ would be worse than these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265672
>>13265676
Normies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265672
>>13265676
>Not having a waifu

Do whatever you want, I just had to say it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265683
>Not liking all the rampant loveposting
What are you, some kind of cutie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265683
>Lawyers are great human boys! They don't HAVE to be cut-throat money hoarders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265685
And the buzzword of the day is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
>Dark Valkyrie
>Formlessness with Ice Shield Constructs

>Me
>Magic Books
An epic battle ensures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265680
Wouldn't t be a good thing if retards from MGU said they didn't like your character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265641
And who would these "official" folks be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265692
>lawyers
Talk about shit tier HBs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265685
Not really. Cry some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265696
When you're trying to get your mary sue accepted into MGE like Mari's has been, yeah, it matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265699
I bet you like surfer boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265685
g-guys why aren't you autistic like me

y-you're all normies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265702
>not liking surfer boys
Faggot confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265701
Shouldn't be too hard to KC himself to accept it if you think her out properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265702
>Not metal-head boys
Get a load of this girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265683
Wurm types in all caps cause she thinks it makes her more noticeable.

Manticore wonders why everyone claims tailpussy is shit.

It would be pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265706
>Having a waifu is autistic
>A Monster Girl thread
>Where 90% of it is literally waifu shit

God these threads suck so much dick these days and I don't know where exactly it went wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265713
>liking chuuni greasy nerds with long hair
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265641

You're using that word again. Also there has been no official comment on her at all. Try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265712
The problem is getting past the language barrier to talk to KC, which is where pleasing the retards on MGR comes in, since they're one of the few places that has the ability to contact the man himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265724
One could learn basic Japanese or suck up enough to a translator for him to be a temp middleman between you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265720
>being this delusional
You're just mad your husbando can't put a Kejourou to shame.

[Anonymous No.]

People with autism may experience:
>Behavioral: repetitive movements, meaningless repetition of own words, irritability, involuntary imitation of someone else's movements, persistent repetition of words or actions, aggression, excitability, hyperactivity, compulsive behavior, self-harm, impulsivity, poor eye contact, screaming, inappropriate social interaction, nonsense word repetition, or crying
>Speech: stuttering, abnormal tone of voice, speech impairment, or speech loss
>Psychological: anxiety, depression, or unaware of others' emotions
>Muscular: poor coordination, clumsiness, or tic
>Developmental: speech delay in a child or learning disability
>Cognitive: intense interest in a limited number of things or problem paying attention
Also common: lack of empathy, constantly walking on tip toe, or sensitivity to sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265683
Well, monster girls in most canons do have the libido of a sexual maniac, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265724
>One of the few places
You realize that you can message him on Twitter, and his e-mail is posted on his site. He's not some hidden recluse.

Everyone here is just too lazy to learn his language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265683
It would be fun to see. For a human that's it.

>>13265734
Is baiting time already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265734
>or crying
My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265720
>not liking depressed otaku
I'm getting wet just by imagining the healing that will come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265734
Of course a number of those conditions are not limited to autistic folk, as numerous people with OCD do a lot of those things too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265722
It's okay ELH, someday someone will like your sue.

Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265735
So it would be a bunch of horny biter nerds. Not much different from us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265743
>Not wanting a hikkomori
Are some girls here just low mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265683
There's this boy I've had feelings for since high school, and now we're in college together. We'll call him Thomas.
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.
We started out talking often, but he hasn't answered me in three days now.
I'm getting depressed just thinking that Thomas might be sick, or that something happened to him... (´･ω･`)
Please, somebody, give me some advice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265737
I want to learn Jap but the fact that the only place I could learn it right now is by taking it as a uni class is really putting a damper on my desire.

Plus if I ever went out and got a tutor then it would be a bit awkward for me seeing as how I won't have the funds to go anywhere the language would be useful for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265752
>(´･ω･`)

I want to strangle you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265748

Why is anyone who calls you out on your bullshit ELH? There is literally nothing on KC twitter, website, MGR, or wiki that indicates an opinion on her as a character. He HAS hosted her artwork via Pixiv before, saying that he rather liked it.

But please, continue to boogeyman because you're full of shit and got caught in a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265752
God, stop being such a fucking beta, just go over to his house and rape him in his room.
If he's sick just cuddle fuck him senseless and then take care of him until he is better.

If he doesn't fall for you after that display then you need to find a different man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265752
>Not showing up at his house, wearing something nice

Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of music do you think your waifu would enjoy?

I can't think of anything for a Wurm to be honest and it is bugging me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265741
>everything i don't like is bait
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265760
KC has also hosted that one guy's really awful artwork too. Though I think he may have been legitimately drunker than an Irishman then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265750
Only they have MAGIC

Man, just imagine the shitstorms they could get into about what humanboys couldn't do without magic.

>Implying your humanboy husbando could ever fly away from me without levitation spells
>H-he would build a machine!
>Pls. Me and my gang would rape him anyway.
>Not if he makes a tool that shoots unblockable fireballs! HB are really smart!

[Anonymous No.]

So we all agree Bob is why these threads are nothing but shitstorms?

Also does the Katawa general have this many shitstorms, or is it just easy circlejerking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265762
Jeez, get a load of this old school whore.

Bet your mom beats your dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265766
Those soothing sound tapes that people listen to when trying to get to sleep.
Or the hardest metal known to man or monster kind.
Dormice mang, how do they work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265752
This >>13265762
also >>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265770
>Only they have MAGIC
But so do we.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys got into the drugs again didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265767
1/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265766
I could see a dragon enjoying classical and operas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265780
>not Dragonforce
You had one job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265770
Reminder if monster girls existed today they'd be nuked back into their version of the stone age.

If we could hold them back in medieval times then they would be pretty fucked now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265559
Dat striped butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265784
Reminder that you live in a world in which the paladins won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265790
GOOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265717
Just wait till the anime comes out.

>Dr. Evil and cronies laughing.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265785
Probably one of the first MG waifu for many people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265783
I can't into puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265784
>implying they wouldn't go the [REDACTED] route and maintain an unsteady peace while immigrating to human areas in the name of co-existence, with the intent to breed humans away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265784
Monsters don't try when they know the corruption cannot be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265777
No, we have SCIENCE which works a lot like sometimes but is not MAGIC. There'd probably be a lot of "but that's magic, retard!" thrown around too.

>>13265784
That depends on exactly how broken and widespread magic is. Kind of a hard thing to say as a blanket statement.

[Anonymous No.]

All righty anons,

After a drunken night in at the colony bar, you walked straight into a recruiters office and joined up to fight the good fight. When you next awoke with a pounding hangover, you found that you had signed up to fight for the Principality of Zeon as they fought against the tyranny of the Earth Federation Government for telling them that hand holding is too lewd to be done in public.

It wasn't long before you found yourself shoved in a Zaku II and sent out to fight, your video game training supplementing your actual training. Luckily for you, copious amounts of safety measures and MAMANO MANA have made death a very rare occurrence, somewhat taking the danger out of the battles. Regardless, you are expected to fight and win, even if that Feddie Pilot Bob keeps coming back every week in his Ball and, as such, you have been assigned to a ship were you've caught the eye of a few crew members.

Will you be the one to make hand-holding allowed in public?

Who knows, you've got hot chicks and giant robots, whats not to like?

Easy Mode: Pick three monster girls in whichever order you like. Good for those who love the same three girls.

Normal Modo: Roll three times and remember the order, re-roll any Beelzebub, Parasite Slime, Cait Sith, Roper, and other Non-MG results

Hard Mode: As above but include those 4 MGs in the field now.

Special Mode: All MG's are pygmy types now, tiny and adorable but with otherwise normal proportions. Functions as normal mode.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

Got your girls? Good, here we go!...in the next post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265770
They probably would have the same sort of posters we do. The total sluts, the edgebabies, the girls who want to help humans take over the world, and your waifu who defends you from all the posters with shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265807
>science
>"but that's magic, retard!"
Legitimately triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>Easy Mode: Pick three monster girls in whichever order you like. Good for those who love the same three girls.
Question: Can I have the same girl 3 times? I mean, I need no one but her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265809
>the girls who want to help humans take over the world

Traitor-kun can go to hell, but Traitor-chan is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>Kitsune-bi
>Living Doll
>Mantis
Well, two outa three good ones isn't bad. Lets see how this plays out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>Wyvern
>Dark Valk
>Cancer
C'mon big money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
Wurm, Wurm and Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265813
Tripling up?
Yes.

Just one girl?
If you want, after that just pick 1, 2, or 3 and see what she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
Easy mode
>Hinezumi
>Dormouse
>Large mouse
This surely cannot backfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
What's a Zaku II?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265814
Traitor-chan can go to hell too with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265809
>Paladinslut
>Narcoleptnon
>Fag
>Queen Bitch Fag
>Traitor-chan

I wonder who their Charon equivalent would be? Seinfeld?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265784
If Monster girls existed today they'd consume the planet like a pandemic because people would be jumping at the chance to become immortal and free of diseases and hunger and shit. Extra demon/animal bits is just a plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
Normal Mode: Mothman Goblin Baphomet
this sounds like to start of a b-movie version of Guardians of the Galaxy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>P'Orc
>Ren
>Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265824
>Extra demon/animal bits is just a plus
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265822
No, Traitor-chan a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265814
But humans are smelly and mean! All they want to do is kill and eat, and they hate sex!. You're a shit for wanting them to win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>Pick 3
>Gundam Version
Oh I am excited. My usual easy mode trio.

>Nightmare
>Dragon
>Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265829
A shit. She's bullied just like traitor-kun here for being such a disgrace for monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>Amazon
>Mantis
>Minotaur

I'm scared and I hate Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265784
Wouldn't that be a difficult thing to accomplish? If MGE is anything to go by, the Echidna is almost impossible to completely finish off. I'm pretty certain that, if they were introduced to our society through some wacky inter-dimensional plot device, the first generation would be born undetected, and it would only snowball from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265831
>But humans are smelly and mean!
You don't even have a husbando, do you normie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265824
B-B-But my freedums! Those dang old monsters will take it away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>Matango
>Youko
>Hornet

SHIT
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

I may as well be wearing a red shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
Goddammit, when they said "fight the good fight" I thought they were talking about commies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265823
Carlos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
Special mode
>Ignis
>Selkie
>Amazoness

[Anonymous No.]

Let's be honest, if monster girls existed there'd be monster boys too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265843
I know, I was excited for a futuristic MG setting but it turns out it's just Gundams again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>>13265808
>Will-o-the-Wissp

>Dark Angel

>Golem

Let's do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265847
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265833
But anon, she only wants what's best for monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265847
They wouldn't need us either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265854
The truth hurts, anon.

I don't even like monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265850
We need a Winter War one. Then I can pretend to kill Reds with Finnish monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265859
Sure you don't, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265790
What' the alternative? Living in some human farm, until some MG takes a liking to you and makes you give her kids?

[Anonymous No.]

Report and Ignore and hope Janet comes back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265854
>being insecure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265847
There are they are called incubi, and they are the only ones we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265863
Sorry if I triggered you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265847
If monster beings were sent forth to destroy the human race through some sex-based Armageddon, wouldn't it be more efficient to only go after one gender?
If true, then males are easier to rape, and because of this we'd only get monstergirls (or worse, human girls transformed into monstergirls through some sort of freaky mutagen).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265847
Or they would reproduce with Human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265864
I was just referencing the old joke that we have no monstergirls because paladins killed them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265864
At least I would be useful that way.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265868
>Incubi
>Monsterboys
I bet you also think .less' avatar is the canon incubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265876
I'd rather be dead than cattle, but to each their own I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265847
Nah, that's just generic monster races, or aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265879
The version with Black Sclera and elfin ears?
Yes.

The version with multiple arms and horns?
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265873
I remember this old book/single episode of a series where aliens spread some virus that made men incredibly aggressive towards women, killing them on sight, just so humans would wipe themselves out so they could have our planet's resources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265879
They're not human. They're as far from human as monstergirls are from the original flesh-eating monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265878
I don't want to touch the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265887
>The version with Black Sclera and elfin ears? Yes
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265878
Bitch is thirsty as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265814
So you're all for pretty much the same thing from a moral standpoint just because it favors your side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265847
So?

Human women go for monsterboys, men go for monstergirls. It's not fair that guys get all the exotic fun.

Plus it'd throw a boneto the gay folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265879
no, I'm just saying that incubi are men that have demonic energy pumped into them, so they are the closest thing we will ever get to monsterboys, and that is how it should stay.

Why do you people always have to try to start fights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265873
>Males are easier to rape
What? We tend to be stronger faster than our female counter parts. You'd also need us to get an erection rather than just sticking it in a hole. Additionally, one monster male could potentially have multiple women pregnant at once and still keep impregnating more; a monster girl could only bear a few children at once.

I'm not even a proponent of monster boys but that argument, aside from the mutagen, is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265895
Yeah, I'm pro human, shocking I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>>13265808
Girl 1 is the ship mechanic who is in charge of keeping the suits up and running. Seeing as you've, so far, avoided damaging your suit too badly, she's taken a liking to you for making her life easier. Frequently referring to you her "favorite pilot".

As such, she's put a lot of work in your suit, putting a few extra hours of work into it so you can stay safe and leaving small chocolates or handmade sandwiches in it for when you sortie.

Despite being able to list every part of your suit by size, shape, and alphabetical order, this egg-head acts more like a tomboy, frequently hanging out with you in nothing more than her mechanics overalls and showing off all the muscle she's earned from her work while watching a few bad movies with you.

Stay safe anon, she'd hate to have you get shot down out there.

Girl 2: Is the ships captain, the unapproachable Iron Lady who keeps everything shipshape, frequently reminding the crew of their duty towards the Principality's goal of freedom of hand holding.

For someone who is supposed to be on the bridge, she frequently makes sure to stop by your quarters to ensure your uniforms are freshly pressed and bed made, even if she has to do it herself.

In battle she is still calm and cool, giving you your orders while keeping track of the Federation forces, doing her best to keep casualties to a minimum and you out of unnecessary danger.

Tall and trim with an angry look that could shatter stone, shes one of the most frightening commanders you've met. Until the two of you are alone atleast, there she fusses over you in a motherly fashion, talking about how worried she was about you and if you'd like anything before she cracks open a bottle or two from her private reserves for "moral purposes."

She also likes to knit in what little free time she has, singing a little song as she makes you a scarf or new pair of socks.

Girl 3 coming next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265892
Then what are you doing on my farm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265873

>tfw they fuck it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265887
>The version with Black Sclera and elfin ears?
>Yes.
You're full of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265896
I wouldn't mind being a monster boy if it meant getting cool powers and all that bullshit.

>>13265901
I agree men aren't easier to rape than women, but we do get turned on far more easily than girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265905
He must have wanted to touch the sheep or maybe the pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265905
But this is Pa's farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265907
As much as the womenz complain, they can't run this ship without us.

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265913
Well the sheep's wool is pretty soft.

The pigs need to be broken in first though, or they form barbarian warbands and raid villages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265902
If it's OK for a monster to be a traitor, then why can't a human be a traitor?.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265915
Well, technically we're already at the point where we can create viable embryos without a sperm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265919
Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265921

Yeah, that's called CLONING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265919
Because he says so, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265902
Well alright, it's just that my experience with anti-traitor/paladin pack so far has been that they defend muh freedumbs in general and despise the idea of enslavement to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265921
>without a sperm
I call bullshit.

>>13265926
Pfft, yeah. Cloning would only delay the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265921
No, if women all went on strike for a week, we'd still get by.

If men went on strike, you'd have no water/electricity withing a day or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265928
I'm not one of those, I care about winning, nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>enslaving humans
Fuck off.

>enslaving monster girls
Also fuck off.

>>13265931
>a week
What happens in a week? Fucking nothing, that's what.

Your hypothetical situation is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265924
Yeah. if a monstergirl can sell out her friends to some jerks, why can't men help their brethren find their waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265931
But nobody would be able to buy groceries, there would be nobody to man the tills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265910
Potentially, but that's seduction rather than rape. Even then if there's a female equivalent of the "rape" magic most MG have it's a moot point and my bit about reproduction still stands. You'd need to do some targeted world setup to make male-only rape viable, though there are a number of ways one could go about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265915
>>13265921
>>13265931

If you guys are arguing the implications of this, you should really read the comic. It explores all of that very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265937
Point is, men maintain society.

>>13265934
>Your hypothetical situation is dumb.
Feel free to make up your own then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265915
The reverse happened. Will we just shrug it off and research human cloning or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265901
I'm just deluding myself with optimism., is all.

>Additionally, one monster male could potentially have multiple women pregnant at once and still keep impregnating more; a monster girl could only bear a few children at once.

If a human woman is caught with a monster's child, they'd just abort it, wouldn't they? With monstergirls, you have control of what happens to the child. This way, it's almost guaranteed that the next generation survives, assuming humans don't develop some way to exterminate your entire race before the next generation is born.

Also, from what I've heard, a male only needs to be stimulated to get an erection. If he's caught, it shouldn't be hard to give him a stiffie.

I guess how easily they can be raped is irrelevant if the monsters are vastly overpowered, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265936
I don't care about your moral implications.

Either we do this the human way, or we don't do it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265940
I have no idea what comic you're referring to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265940
Not any of them, but I've read that comic. It's pretty good.

>>13265943
rofl ok.

>>13265945
>Also, from what I've heard, a male only needs to be stimulated to get an erection.
Which is why I always cringe whenever some girl in a doujin says it isn't rape because the victim is clearly enjoying it (aka just getting a boner).

>>13265948
Y: The Last Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265947
But what if the human way is the wrong way>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265944
Nope, we also need them.

But when it comes to modern society, we build and maintain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265950
>implying
Also, don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265949
>Which is why I always cringe whenever some girl in a doujin says it isn't rape because the victim is clearly enjoying it (aka just getting a boner)
Yeah, that bugs me too. Ruins the fun of the whole rape scenario, too. It's a seize of power, he's not supposed to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265949
>rofl ok.
That's what I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265873
That's the point behind DL's plan. She want's sexy (u)(dys)topia for everybody, free, and let no one go unsatisfied, that's why she only made female monsters who would need to expand on human race and thus push the Demon Realm further. Or the monster race would just lock on itself and fuck inside their stronghold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265948
Y The Last Man. A plague sweeps over the globe and kills all the men in the world but one almost instantaneously. It follows the guy who survived through a stroke of fate through the chaos of the early days to years later. Pretty good, but can get a little meta at times.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lilim to accept my confessionary poem, and then give me paizuri for a full night before spending a full week making tender love to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265960
I want those spats. So I can put it on a purring feline instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265960
>wanting a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265960
>Saying lilim when you mean succubus
Every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265963
Believe it or not, they're one of the most popular girls in the entire fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265963
Lilims are wonderful. There's nothing wrong with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265945
>If a human woman is caught with a monster's child, they'd just abort it, wouldn't they?
A good point; there's little that could be done to prevent such a thing if the women were released after. There is, of course, the concentration camp option, but then you need to get them somewhere safe for ten months. How practical that is depends on how many monster women would be capable of raping, I suppose.

>a male only needs to be stimulated to get an erection
In a calm situation maybe, but basic fight or flight or even tight muscles tends to kill boners. Then there's the issue of ejaculation, though I'm less familiar with that.

>I guess how easily they can be raped is irrelevant if the monsters are vastly overpowered, too.
Even if the difference isn't insurmountable men would still be more difficult to catch, relatively, than women.

I can't believe I'm discussing about how to breed through invasionary rape right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265966
Why?

>>13265967
No, begone vile churl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265903
>>13265808

Girl 3 is Charlotte Aznable, the Red Comet herself, a masked monster girl who's known for her impeccable skill and lightning fast assaults, all while piloting her signature red painted machine.

Aloof and mysterious, the first words you got from her were those of surprise that you'd managed to return intact. A glowing compliment coming from her. After that she warmed up considerably, seeing herself as your mentor and pushing you to keep up with her in battle.

It warmed up so much that the two of you made a bet one mission that whomever shot down the most enemy suits could make the other do one thing. You won that day because she was stuck on defensive duty while you were sent to the front but a bet is a bet and you ordered her to take off her mask.

What you saw shocked you, it seems that the famous Charlotte is actual Cassandra Diekun, heiress to the Principalities throne after her father was, according to her, slain by a poisoned sandwich before his speech.

She plans to emerge from the war a hero and and declare herself a hero before imprisoning those who murdered her father!

After you asked her if this was true she actually blushed in embarrassment before telling you that she may have embellished a bit. It seems her father actually just choked on a sandwich and none of her retainers would let her march off to war, hence the mask.

She has hinted that she may need a new king to rule by her side once she ascends the throne, and may even be willing to let you have a few "concubines". "I would expect no less from a husband as great as mine!" is what she said.

This little day seemed to make her image as a "mysterious soldier" turn more into "a kid playing super hero" something she pouts over whenever you bring it up.

She still likes to wear the mask in bed though, stating that she'll make you cum "three times as fast" before cuddling you three times as lovingly.

Alrighty anons, how does it go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265959
>>13265949
I'll check it out. I like stories that explore 'what if' scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265973
Why does she wear the mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265973
My Wurms do alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265980
Because it's cool anon.
You can't be mysterious without a mask, everyone knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265980
Tell me about Charlotte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265973
>>13265903
>Muscled tomboy Kitsune-bi
>Strict motherly captain Living Doll
>Mantis
Everything turned out better than I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265985
>Muscled Wurm Mechanic
>Stern Wurm Captain
>Wurm the Red Comet

That is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265973
>Ship mechanic Amazon
>Captain Mantis
>Red Comet Minotaur.

Eh, it's alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265986
Nuh-uh, Superman does it! You just need a sufficiently retarded populace is all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265963
I get off on power. By that I mean something having a metric fuckton of power over me, but only exercising a small amount of it for tender loving.
>>13265964
I mean lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265820
>>13265903
>>13265973
>Mechanic tomboy hinezumi
No blowtorch built in!
>Ship captain dormouse
This cannot be safe.
>Mysterious pilot large mouse
Adorable.

All in all, sounds like fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265991
>everyone knows its her
>They don't want to say anything because she's having so much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265993
No blowtorch required*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265970
Even a breeze could get you to pop a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>Mechanic Gandharva
>Captain Elf
>Red Comet Dark Priest

Drew Leviathan twice. Other than the sheer compexity of seeing a musical mechanic, I approve of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265992
>having a metric fuckton of power over me
Ah, I see.

This is the point where the conversation ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265903
>>13265808
>Tomboy Will-o-the-Wissp

>Motherly Dark Angel

>Char Golem

Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265998
Immediately thought of Sylph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265998
Anon made a funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266000
Some men just know their place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>>13265903
>>13265973
>>13265832
>Anubis isn't the tomboy mechanic
I have failed. I have failed completely in every regard in my ordering, and need to let out a good cry over my failure.
Eh, whatever. Tomboy Anubis Mechanic is still the core of my heart regardless of this, and simply the reminder of that is enough.

Sumeragi Dragon is kind of a neat one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265999
>the sheer compexity of seeing a musical mechanic
If Mary Poppins could do it with chimney sweeps you can do it with a mechanic. The real issue is actually the lewd. How does one make overhauling a transmission or something of that sort sexy to those that aren't gear heads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266008
You really expect me to bite that easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265970

>In a calm situation maybe, but basic fight or flight or even tight muscles tends to kill boners.
If he's beaten into submission, will it still work?

>Then there's the issue of ejaculation, though I'm less familiar with that.
Ditto. What freaks me out even more is that someone took the time to figure out everything we know today about sexual anatomy.

>I can't believe I'm discussing about how to breed through invasionary rape right now.
It's morbidly fascinating, isn't it? Something like this couldn't be handled by normal means, and it'd be a really slow, agonizing way to go out, compared to a few of the other apocalypse scenarios.

Not only that, but there'd be TONS of little things within the human's side of the story. The Cult of Monstergirls might actually become a thing.

Which way would you prefer monstergirls to be introduced to our world? Portals? Mutagens? Something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265903
>>13265973

>Mechanic Matango sending me spore-laced chocolates and sandwiches
>Animalistic rape happy Youko Captain that frequently stops by my quarters
>Hornet Char that's going to become a hornet queen and wants me to help her with that

Noooooooope
nopenopenopenopenope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265986
If I pull it off will she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266013
What's wrong? He just wants to be treated like the slut he is by a big scary monster, knowing that he'll never be able to stand up to her level no matter how hard ge tries.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd say what hurts these threads the most is the combination of two things:

MGs are amazingly niche yet generalized at the same time. There's so much variety in design, personality, and fetishes, it's inevitable there are going to be things people don't like.

Which brings me to point two: People feel the need to be 'right,' to validate their opinions as being correct.

The end result are all these spats and tiffs from differences in ideology, fetishes, and just plain preferences. Sadly there's no easy cure, as it were, but one day, maybe, people will accept different views as being just as valid.

And if you don't think Yao is best girl, you're wrong. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266023
I've never played MGQ and never intend to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266010
But Black Dynamite, I'm a gear head who finds overhauling a transmission or something like that sort sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266015
>Which way would you prefer monstergirls to be introduced to our world? Portals? Mutagens? Something else?
Whatever causes the least casualties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266019
It's be emaressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266023
>Humans
>Accepting differences

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266022
Dude, you're not gonna get a single bite from me, let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266033
>hoomenz r evul!!!

This would happen to any species that develops a complex brain, like us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>>13265903
>>13265973
>Mechanic succubus
Cute but meh.
>commander dryad
NOEP
>Char Mantis
Holy shit that works really well, fucking lucky roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266032
She's a Big Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266015
>If he's beaten into submission, will it still work?
It'd probably work less. Imagine trying to keep an erection with someone you don't want there bouncing up and down on your bruised thighs.

>It's morbidly fascinating, isn't it?
Truly. The "kill all of them" approach would still effectively prevent this, but rape as not only an enemy tactic but a GOAL? Holy hell.

>Which way would you prefer monstergirls to be introduced to our world?
I'm going to go with portals, space ships or some other method that delivers an already existing race with an existing culture to our world. The thought of mindreaking a big chunk of the population to have monster-like values is just too sad to me otherwise.

>>13266030
Right, there are a select few people out there like that which is why I appealed to the general case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266023
>spoiler
I feel it's my duty to inform you that it is you, who is the faggot.

[andysonic1 No.]

>>13266042
For jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266044
I agree. Anything that goes against whatever free will we've got pisses me off for some dumb reason.

It's like one of the few sure ways to get me upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266027
Yao is a sadistic 8-tailed kitsune with the biggest, meatiest paws around.

Though it is kind of funny when she thinks anal is being sadistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>>13265903
>>13265973
>Muscular Tomboy Mechanic Troll
>Motherly Captain Ren Xiongmao
>Charlotte Aznable is a Cheshire Cat
I am A-Okay with all of this.
Is waifuing them all an option? because if so I'd like to take that one.

[Anonymous No.]

Are dark elf tomboy christmas cakes monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266058
I want an ara ara Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266058
Of couse. But you forgot genki and in a sundress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265940
Seeing this picture made me remember something, "Who turned out the lights?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266058
Ask the magic conch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265972
Power and beauty rivaling that of a god, while still remaining "normal".

The Inari was and likely still is the most popular monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266065
>Nothing~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>>13265903
>>13265973
>Mantis mechanic
Eh, could work

>Sahuagin captain
Makes sense to me

>Ace Pilot Princess Hellhound
Now the thought of this just makes me smile. Easy favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266057
>Three times faster
>Actually just teleporting
Fucking faggot Char

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266057
>Is waifuing them all an option? because if so I'd like to take that one.
It's right there in Charlotte's character description anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266062
You mean like Ryuuji's mom in ToraDora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266079
That woman needs tender loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266079
Not him, but what about like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266044
All the monstergirls need is some sort of chemical within their claws, fangs, etc. (anything that can pierce the skin) that acts as a muscle relaxant & promotes bloodflow, right?

>but rape as not only an enemy tactic but a GOAL?
Not only that, but male rape. Male rape, in a society that tends to think of rape as a crime that can only happen to women. And by otherworldly creatures? Do you have any idea how hard it'd be for information about it to spread? It could be happening right now, right under our noses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266054
I think she implied that she only ever did anal sex.
Do you think that means she's still technically a virgin? If so, imagine taking her first time.
Fucked so hard you end up fathering a new kitsune subspecies mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266081
>>13266082
So...
ToraDora Mom
vs.
DenpaOnna Mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266066
Sounds like bad taste to me, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no palmtop Jinko girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266094
Tsundere a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266092

Lilim is my waifu and there is nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266094
>Any Jinko + sabbath potion
It's not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266094
>>13266097
I'd a palmtop jinko so hard. ALL the cubs!
They're going to be palmtop too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266096
Changing your taste in waifus isn't that high on my priority list I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266022
But I don't even want to try. I just want to make her happy. She can keep me safe and I'll make sure the burdens of her power are enveloped in my warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266101
>>13266097
>Wanting a family of midget, forever angry ultra tsun Jinkos.

I mean, if you want to be kicked through a wall every single day, then that's fine I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266109
Who said anything about tsun? I just want my minichuffs.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder if there's any way monster girls existing would actually be a good thing. All scenarios point to a disaster.

Good night, people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266109
I just want to see a violent tsunshit actually kill her love interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266105
You sound like a fine husband. You don't bitch about "my freedoms" or "I got raped" you just make sure your wife is happy. Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266094
Would Minori be an upbeat Salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266105
>burdens of her power are enveloped in my warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266116
It's not rape if I want it. Or if she knows I want it before I fully know I want it. Or if I don't want it but she makes me want it. It's not being slutty if it's the woman you love!
>>13266118
<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266109
>wanting
Let's not get crazy here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266116
Go away traitor, no one likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266109
Reminds me of that angry anon and his angry short-stack minotaur family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266114
If we were to follow a mutagen scenario, & assume that said mutagen won't affect how their brains work (aside from having an intense desire to reproduce once they're mature), the possibility for peaceful coexistence would be out there, but it'd probably take a while for someone to actually try it.

Honestly, this has been one of the more enlightening conversations I've had in these threads. It's been one of the more terrifying ones as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266127
Chibi pouting Minotaurus when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266120
Exactly. It's a man's job to have sex with his lover no matter what. What use is a man if he doesn't put his dick to use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266131
My nigga. I hope you find the one for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266131
No wonder you work for the monsters, you have nothing to offer humanity besides you dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266084
>All the monstergirls need is some sort of chemical within their claws, fangs, etc. (anything that can pierce the skin)..
A gas or liquid that works through the skin or lungs would be even better, but we're good so far
>that acts as a muscle relaxant & promotes bloodflow, right?
Yeah, that's what you're looking for. Remember though that the topic was whether or not males are EASIER to rape than females. Compare developing or evolving a toxin of some sort that evokes that fairly specific response in humans without killing them and developing/evolving a method to administer it in safe doses THEN pushing a male down and jamming it in to simply pushing a female down and jamming it in, using lube as necessary. it's worlds apart, and an alien creature evolving something that works so specifically is almost eye-rolling levels of unbelievable.

>It could be happening right now, right under our noses.
Well, I see rumors of such things spreading like wildfire among /x/ types, but even the aliums angle is enough to make most not take the idea seriously until the things start popping up in public. Unless... what if summoning succubi is opening a portal to the monster world, guys? I'm both scared and aroused. This fear boner is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266138
Isn't that the reason men exist? Because of their dicks? Why waste it because of petty feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266145
>being a walking dick, and nothing else
I would feel pity, but you don't deserve any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266145
You have it backwards. Men are not here to pleasure monstergirls, monstergirls are here to pleasure men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266129
I think we hit the right levels of SCIENCE without pulling anyone's triggers. It was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266155
This is actually true, the whole reason monster girls exist is for men and not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266150
You can also talk and have cuddles and go on adventures. Calm down son. Masochists UNITE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266150
Don't exaggerate, I'm talking about grumps that would rather huff and complain then fuck a monstergirl. Which is why they get raped, because they're being selfish and refusing to do their roles as men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266162
I want to stumble through the mall with my Wurmfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266166
I'm sorry, I didn't know you decided how men should behave/live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266142
>an alien creature evolving something that works so specifically is almost eye-rolling levels of unbelievable.
If we can have spiders that can cause painful erections, I'm willing to embrace even the slightest possibility that an alien might be able to have the same kind of toxin.

That said, we still haven't addressed the possibility of sleep-rape. I'm not sure if a male can get an erection in his sleep through stimiulation, but if that were the case, all they'd have to do is wait until we were asleep (if they can't break into our houses, there are plenty of homeless males to assault), or knock us unconscious (assuming stealthily being knocked unconscious won't trigger the release of adrenaline), and bam.

>A gas or liquid that works through the skin or lungs would be even better, but we're good so far
Muscle-relaxant breath, administered through a kiss would be my fucking fetish.

>I'm both scared and aroused. This fear boner is amazing.
Same here. Living innawoods has never been more exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266172
I want a Pharaoh and Lilim to take me to the mall and tell me what clothes I look good in. Then buy them anyway as I protest that I shouldn't take their money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266172
>You will never be friends with a gutsy, athletic, tan-skinned Wurm.
>Ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266142
>an alien creature evolving something that works so specifically is almost eye-rolling levels of unbelievable.
not really, there are parasites that mind control ants, i could see viagra venom easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266162
>spoiler
Fucking degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266177
Pretty much about to rip your arm out of your socket as she rushes from store to store. It would be a huge shock from my normal life and I would welcome it.

>>13266176
I can't dress myself for shit so that would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266166
Urge to smite rising...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266174
>>13266182
It's common sense. You can live your life the way you want, but you should be considerate and drop your pants for monstergirl every now and again. Be helpful for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266180
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266162
>You will never have a monstergirl gf
>You will never be sitting in your room feeling depressed hah, who am I kidding, yes you will.
>She'll never sneak up behind you and start tickling you until you can hardly breathe
>She'll never wrap her arms around you and hold you close while rubbing her face against yours until you don't feel sad anymore.
>You'll never cuddle with your loving monstergirl girlfriendo.
It's not even sexual, tickling as a fetish is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266175
>If we can have spiders that can cause painful erections...
There's the trick. While the erections are an unintended side-effect the venom there is still designed to work on creatures on Earth. Aliens wouldn't necessarily or even likely work the same. This also applies to >>13266178; there's a lot of specificity to how venoms work.

>Muscle-relaxant breath, administered through a kiss would be my fucking fetish.
If you write it they will cum. Or at least I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266188
>no tails
Worse than a circumcision

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266187
>helpful
You don't get to use that word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266188
See, I love how soft this guy's girls are.
Can even forgive lack of fluffy paws.
But no tails? Just...meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266199
But giving nice ladies the dick is helpful, anon. Do you want them to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266188
I love this guy's art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266200
Tails would make them perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266202
>Do you want them to suffer
It's always a nice bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266208
Implying they're not already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266208
>>13266200
I like them with or without tails. That ass is too good to pass on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266211
Guess you're right. They're still good either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265163
>So I stealth-posted it because
STOP DOING THAT! You made me look like a fool when I lamented you not having updated your story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266209
This is exactly why monstergirls rape men. Attitudes like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266175
Men have several erections while they're asleep, actually. I'm not sure about ejaculations, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266219
They're called "wet dreams".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266219
I've cum in my sleep several times in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266217
Then i should start acting like that because i want them to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266217
Well, feel free to protest in front of our headquarter.

Now excuse me while I smite more rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266220
I'm not just talking about wet dreams, either. Erections normally occur alongside REM sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266224
A hubby that is willing cannot be raped, thus sayeth the Philosowurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266219
Nocturnal emission, anon. That's not due to external stimulus though. I find it hard to believe that it's easy to cause ejaculation through stimulation without waking the guy up before he cums though. Any element of stealth also lowers the number of monsters that could do the raping too so it's far from ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265808
>>13265903
>>13265973
>mehcanic tomboy Dhampir
>captain Cheshire
>Wyvern princess
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266234
>Captain cheshire
This is either going to go Tylor or horribly, horribly wrong. Maybe both, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266231
It's called consensual rape, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266237
How could Tylor go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266231
What else does the Wurm say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265973
Normal Mode
>Muscled Succubutt Engineer
>Motherly Damphir Captain
>Scyla Char

I am very ok with this.

Night anons, please refrain from burning down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266242
Not all which wiggles is Wurms, sometimes it's just spaghetti and you can eat it, thus sayeth the Philosowurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266242
Ring ding ding ding, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266243
You double spaced.
You can't stop it now.
Our fires shall spread before you like the wings of a soaring phoenix.
And from the ashes of this thread shall arise a new one to take its place.
And there is nothing you can do to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266231
It's called rollplaying anon, I say i don't want it but i really do
so my dick will get hard
and she'll call me a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266208
>>13266211
I Agree. And like I'd turn down an Anubutt, ever...
But they'd be better with tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266249
Well, I can't say I wasn't asking for it.
Feel free anon, maybe now I will learn from my mistakes.
allow me to go sit in the corner with a hellpup so I can pet her while I watch it all burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266238
What is an Oxymoron for $500 Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266255
Just put a tail butt plug in there and you're good to go for the night.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a hikkomori version of your waifu? Would you try and get her out into the world, or keep her cooped up inside even more? How would you get her to cuddle when she'll hide in a cocoon of blankets if you even give her a compliment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266258

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266233
Now we're breaching a kind of grey area with this. Will a guy wake up during sleep-rape? Will he understand what's going on, and react appropriately before it's too late? Will he give in to pleasure?

>Any element of stealth also lowers the number of monsters that could do the raping too so it's far from ideal.
I'll have to agree with that. I'd make a point of breaking a man's will (stockholm syndrome, though that might take too long), but I'm not too familiar with psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266262
>Hikki Dragon
We can just rob heroes who come-a-knocking, it'll work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266264
Children who pout and make demands don't get upsies in this house.

[Anonymous No.]

What will you do to prepare for Monstergirl Armageddon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266264
I want to ruffle that hair and pinch those cheeks.
Only then would she get upsies.
A petite MG would be great for sleep, hug her and off to sleep I'd go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266269
She's crying and you're not comforting her? What a villain. I bet you eat grapes at the grocery store, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266271
Join the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266262
>Hikki Anubis
>"Outside? Why would I need to go outside? You'll be good and go get me everything I need, right?"
>"Be quick about it though! I've got a Raid strict at 6pm, and I don't want to be waiting on a meal..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266262
I'll setup my PC beside hers.

[Anonymous No.]

If I had a monster wife, I'd probably have a sex bed and a sleeping bed.

I can't sleep in the same bed as another person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266275
>Crying
I see no tears, only puffed and demanding cheeks along with outstretched and commanding arms.
That's not the way to win my compassion.

Now if she were to hug my leg and ask nicely, then she would get upsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266284
>I see no tears
Of course not. She's a big girl and knows that if she cries you won't love her anymore, because you're evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266275
>I bet you eat grapes at the grocery store
Don't joke about that, motherfucker. I work produce, the old ladies here are like fucking locust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266280
I bet she'd ask you to brush her tail out during that raid, before asking for a lescatie style ice cream sundae to celebrate getting her ultra rare drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266283
You will learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266286
>Big girl
She doesn't even come up to me knee.
>Evil
If she thinks I won't love her anymore if she cries, then she's wrong.
She still won't get upsies if she pushes out sympathy tears though, she has to ask nicely and admit that she wants to be comforted beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266289
So women come to steal grapes from produce? Damn...
Are there any grapesnakes around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266262
A hikki Wurm makes me sad inside. I want her to be happy and carefree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266283
I've heard this as the cause of numerous failed marriages due to loss of intimacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266262
>Hikki Lich
Well, I mean, I can't see a huge difference here, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266297
What if she's not old enough to talk yet, you fiend?
>>13266301
But there's birds out there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266289
I'm the kind of person who rips off one of the bananas from a bunch and leaves it in the wrong aisle
and i go through boxes of strawberries to pick the most ripe ones from at least 3-4 different cartons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266262
>Hikki Tengu

So maybe she's a bit more shut in then a regular Tengu? She's still be good in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266290
I would happily comply with the former, and the latter...well, I can appreciate the joy of getting an Ultra-Rare Raid Drop, so sure. I'd make a sundae for us to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266283
I thought that way too when I was single but you get used to it. I feel awkward and uncomfortable trying to sleep in an empty bed now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266262
>Hikkimori Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266306
Yeah, well...you know.
You're a special kind of asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266308
>Share
You do know why it's called Lescatie style, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266300
>Spoiler
Sadly, no. We get banana spiders in our boxes sometimes though.

>>13266306
I will fucking murder you. I will bludgeon you to death with my produce hose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266305
I want to blow raspberries on her pale unscaled tummy while I trick her outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266315
...well, no actually. Explain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266302
Well, guess I won't get a monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266015
Mutagens would be the most depressing, yet plausible way for it to happen, especially if the mutagen was developed by some mad scientist.

It'd also be the most depressing, I don't think I could stomach watching some girl I once knew being turned into a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266316
>Banana spiders
You mean the ones that actually make you horny when they bite you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266271
Get everything I need and hole up in some impenetrable bunker so the monstergirls don't find me and I won't get alped. Nobody must ever know my dirty secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266305
>Not old enough to talk
Then what the hell is she doing out of her crib at almost 2 in the morning?
I'm only picking her up to haul her ass back to bed, and after that I'm going back to my bedroom to cuddle fuck her mother so hard we stay locked together until morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266283
I could sleep in a bed with a lamia, I like to be cool and kinda wrapped up by my blankets, and a cold lamia wrapped up around me for warmth keeping me restricted would be bliss.

I would get too hot with anything warm blooded though, unless it was a Yeti and we where in super cold weather, then that would be nice to have my body warmed by her while my head was nice and cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266317
>Hikkiwurm goes outside
>"It's so beautiful..."
>she then gets snatched by the Early Bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266313
>>13266316
Might want to check the juice aisle...
I couldn't help myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266318
Well, you take a normal ice cream sundae and then you cum on it. On the plus side, she'll be happy to get the sauce herself if you get my meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266264
No upsies for girls who don't clean their plate or drink their milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your daughteru pierces her ears and listens to MG rap about raping boys and shooting up paladins.

I have only myself to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>Goblin/Oni hybrid
>All shortstacks
>Chubby/Stronk
>Reproduce like rabbits on fertility drugs
>Live in huge communal tribes
>Goblin energy, Oni aggression
>Boozehounds with huge alcohol tolerance. The booze only makes them more amorous

What has science done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266327
Charon, when I die I will beat you to death with a dictionary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266325
>hellpup obviously needs something
>"Nah, fuck that, I'mma fug da momma"
Sleazebag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266015
>What freaks me out even more is that someone took the time to figure out everything we know today about sexual anatomy.
Though out this whole post chain this was the only line that made me raise an eyebrow. Funny that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266335
>chubby
More like obese

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266330
>Spoiler
Ah. I guess I'll just make myself a separate serving them.

>She'll be happy to get the sauce herself if you get my meaning
And she is free to drink it straight from the tube as she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266336
But that's the whole reason she wanted to stay inside. She was right all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266264
>I'll give you upsies after I'm done giving your sister upsies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266316
>banana spiders

Jesus Christ. What's it like having a brush with death for the sake of a retail job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266338
The only thing that brat needs is to go the fuck to sleep.
If she wandered out to the kitchen to only demand upsies then she didn't need anything else in the first place.

Hell, any kid of mine would be smart enough to know that if they wanted something they need to tell me or else I'm going to assume they're just up wandering around.
If her diaper don't stink then it ain't a problem, and if she had a nightmare I would have heard her crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266334
It's a phase anon, Hopefully she'll grow out of it soon and look back at it with embarrassment.
Made sure to expose mine to Metal and Rock when she was old enough.
>>13266335
>Chubby shortstacks who drink like champions and fuck like rabbits
Oh no. Oh no anon you can't do this to my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266334
>Not taking this as a chance to embarrass and humiliate your daughter in front of her friends.
>Not calling her obnoxious nicknames whenever they are over.
>Not wandering into the room they are hanging out in to "just check if they need anything".
If my daughter thought she could be rebellious and annoy me she has another thing coming, oh lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266349
>I would have heard her crying
Except that she's holding back her crying because she knows what a heartless bastard you are, and how you discard children who aren't strong like you. It's why Junko ended up on the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266349
You obviously never had any kids or took care of any.
They don't ask or tell, they demands since they LITERALLY do not know better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266266
What if they just took in the erection, and then remained still until it had an emission? Would there be enough stimulation to set off a wet dream?

Can you even set off a wet dream this way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266335
Imagine living in a small village in Green Oni territory.

There would be countless raids, for both alcohol and men. They'd loiter on the outskirts like delinquents, wrestling each other and getting drunk. They could easily overpower the militia you've cobbled together, but they never go all the way with their raids.

However when a foreign invading army comes to attack the village and conquer it. They'll all rush to defend the village, saying that it belongs to them and they can go find a stick somewhere in the woods and [REDACTED]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266353
So this is why people have kids. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266354
>Junko ended up on the streets
Junko was fired from her job and ended up in the streets unable to recover or b\pay her bills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266360
What a pessimistic way to look at things.
>Assholes only have children so that they get to be assholes to more people.
Truly, humanity summed up in a line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266354
>Holding back her crying
Nigga we already discussed this, she isn't crying and she didn't have a nightmare.
The only reason she wandered out was to get upsies, and that does not fly at 2 in the morning when I'm about to go to bed and she should have been hours ago.

>>13266355
It's called teaching them while they're young, it's amazing what kids can learn just from living in a type of environment.
Besides, we already established this little shit is out of bed and roaming when she needs to be asleep, if the diaper don't stink then she's getting tucked back in and watched until her ass passes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266362
What job was that? And why was she fired?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266353
>Embarrassing rebellious daughterus
Is it time for the Dio costume? Please tell me it's time for the Dio costume.
>You'll never get swole enough to be able to wear a Dio costume for your Vampire Waifu
>You'll never act like Dio to embarrass your rebellious Dhampir daughteru when her friends are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266365
More like loving teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266366
>does not fly at 2 in the morning
But that's the only time you're home you rotten rascal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266365
I meant the embarrassing them bit, not the rest of whatever this argument is about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266368
She worked at a brewery, and they needed someone to throw under the bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266369
>Embarrass my Dhampir daughteru
Oh no sir, I would engage in dress up and sword play with my Dhampir daughteru, complete with colloquialisms from the time period and everything.

I would do it to annoy her mother and deepen our bond as family

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266335
It made my new wingman for bar crawls.
We get trashed, get into barfights, and then she drags me off to the back of my car and gives me a reason to replace the shocks in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266266
Gray indeed, fair enough to drop it? As for Stockholm's that takes a while to kick in. If you need to keep your men long term it might be effective after some study, but unless you're going to keep your men for whatever reason instead of one-time raping them it's not helpful.

>>13266356
Like waiting for one to come naturally? No, that wouldn't work at all since it's unpredictable when they will come. For instance I've never had one in my life for whatever reason. Waiting weeks to years for a single load is hardly efficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266366
>this little shit
That's it, that pup and her momma need to walk out of there right now. You're the worst kind of person.
>>13266374
>someone to throw under the bus
Why? What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266366
At that age you're supposed to spoil them a little and then start being stern when they're older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266379
Well, a shota wandered away from the school trip one day and one the plant owner's daughter who only got a job as a manager due to that connection kinda got him laid in a drunken, amorous haze. They couldn't possibly fire her, so Junko was framed.
This reason is non-canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266379
Oh, just some things they were doing under the table. Because of that Junko can't get a job and now begs for change, passes out in sandboxes, and trades cardboard for canned food with a one-armed Hobopophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266371
>Only time I'm home
I'm the one taking care of the kid all day.
>>13266379
What, you don't think your parents wanted to strangle you and called you names when you were a baby/toddler?
Ask them what it was like to wake up at 3 in the morning, get puked on, and then have to change a diaper, all before work the next morning.
>>13266380
Early spoiling makes for harder training in the future anon, I know from experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266335
We need more Monstergirl hybrids.

>Yeti Lamia
>Delicious brown skin
>Huge snake body covered in the softest, silkiest, warmest fluffy fur imaginable.
>Insatiable desire for cuddling and closeness
>Possessive and prone to jealousy, but not malevolent. Is affectionately, cheerfully protective
>Her coiling around you is comfy beyond description
>Mates for hours and hours at a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266378
>Gray indeed, fair enough to drop it?
Yeah, the excitement was quickly replaced by fear and confusion.

Still, I'm glad we've had this conversation. A pre/post-apocalyptic monstergirl universe sounds like an awesome thing to play around with now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266375
And I'd embarrass mine by dressing up as a flamboyant anime Vampire and hamming it up like my name was Tim Curry.
Bonus points since I'd invite her to watch Jojo with me when she was old enough. By that time they'll probably have adapted most of the manga.
...I can hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266385
>I know from experience
And so do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266384
>one armed Hobopophis
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266388
>Yeti Lamia cuddles
>taking the two best cuddle monsters and mashing them into one

Anon, what have you done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266391
Why won't you just let her read the manga? And to make it more authentic, have her read A GLORIOUS DUWANG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266395
I want to help her put her hoodies on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266395
A homeless Apophis who lost an arm from frostbite after being kicked out of her home by a Pharaoh who bought her apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266399
But what is her story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264989
Little late, but
>Choose number 2
>Champion I need to fight: Doppleganger
>Champion that fights for me: Fallen Bride Wilmarina
Pretty sure I have this in the bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266398
>Subjecting my daughteru to DUWANG
Only after she's read a better translation so she can fully appreciate it.
Which character would be her husbando though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266396
>Anon, what have you done
Some say the world will end in fire
Some say in ice
They're actually all faggots that don't know it's going to end in yetia cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266402
Abusive pharaoh adoptive mother caused her to flee from home after hacking her arm off in a fit of alcoholic rage, and after being treated anonymously, she simply opted to never return, and now lives on the streets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266402
See >>13266400.
>>13266408 Could also work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266396
>>13266396
I've done what the Monster Lord is afraid to do. What nature itself is afraid to do. Welcome to the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266412
>Implying this is a horror
>Not Slime spider hyrids
>Not Yeti oomukades
>Not Lamia centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266388
>>13266396
>>13266406
>Exploring an extremely cold ice cavern alone.
>The blizzard outside rages, so this will have to do.
>All you have is a lantern.
>You haven't got enough fuel for a proper fire, frostbite seems highly likely.
>You hear an 'Ara ara~', startling you.
>There's something else in this cave with you.
>You rise the lantern to look at the ceiling.
>A white-furred serpent women is coiled around a giant icicle hanging from the roof.
>She launches herself from it, straight onto you.
>You struggle as she coils around you, binding your arms in legs.
>She holds you like this until you get tired and give up.
>Won't have to worry about freezing to death at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266418
>Dragon Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266388

>Anubis Dragon
>Like a black wish dragon girl
>Unparalleled in giving commands and organizing work forces
>Just holy shit she knows everything in order to increase efficiency
>Even that your right femur is weaker than the left
>Gives ridiculous orders but your life always gets better if you follow them
>Like waking up seventeen minutes later than usual to increase your work efficiency

Now to see what Dragonslut thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266389
Those situations have always been fun. You know what I just realized though? For just a moment we managed to step away from the MGE while still mostly holding to one or two ideals and no one yelled at us. What wizardry is this? We even touched on monster boys without anyone freaking out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266418
Ogre and Ushi-Oni. Ushi-Ogre.

Twice the power. Twice the lust. Twice the rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266426
At least it'll be so large that you can hide from it in narrow places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266421
>>13266426
>Dark matter doppelganger
>A nuke of unholy power can be Any one. any where. At any time, and you'll never know it untill your entire country is a demon realm all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266426
But now she's lime instead of whatever the hell flavor she was before. That was a good flavor.

>>13266428
Doesn't that already apply to normal ushi? You know, THROUGH THE WALL aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>Matango Alp
>SHIROHEBI WISP
MAXIMUM YAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266431
>Be at work in human land
>All things are peaceful and normal
>Did it get dark all the sudden?
>Woah, my dick just got HUGE
>Wait, what's happening to all the women?
>Oh god no
And then rape happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266418
>>13266421
>>13266426
Matango Cait Siths. Are you ready for the furry plague?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266434
>Shirihebi Hornet
>Stinging you while clawing you and setting you on fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266432
Well I guess Ushi-Oni are larger than the average man. But an Ushi-Ogre sounds like it'd be the size of a small house.

[Anonymous No.]

>Scylla Troll
>Ass for days

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266437
Did you just say furniture sale?
Because that's what I heard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266442
So, a slimy cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266442
You're a big eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266431
Okay, wait, no, I've got it.

Alpmukade. Just imagine that. First it was a gay dude, now it's a hideous (or at least so it thinks) insect that people can barely stand to look at with a maddening lust for cock. Just fucking picture bullying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266344
Show me the bird that is going to take my Wurm waifu away. You can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266388
>Khepri Lamias
>large groups of small Egyptian snakes adept at collecting balls of mana
>dozens of snake lolis wrapping up a man they abducted and turning him into a super incubus while having their way with him


And here i was thinking getting tossed into the Khepri pit couldn't get better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266444
But how many eyes does it have?

>>13266445
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266448
Ever heard of a Roc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266422
>Spoiler
Yo.

Honestly I prefer keeping them separate. I like each on their own merits, and think more is lost than gained by putting the two together.
Your idea does sound pretty damn nice all the same though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266446
G̴̴̨̦̦͚̳̤̫̐ͨ̉̇ͣͭ̏̃ͣͪ͆̃̉ͮ̓͐͋͘͟î̸̘͇̺̤ͦ͊ͪ̉̏͒̋ͥ̿́͌͛ͥ́͜͡͝r̴͇̗̭̠͚̳̮̟̣͖̥̗͖̤̯ͨ͆̇ͭ̂ͥ͑̒̐̐͞͞tͩ̓̌̍͆̓̋̓̍̑͋̂̃̌ͥ͏̷͉̼͎̦̭͉̺̥̣́͘ͅa̶̵̧̘̟̭̠̦͔̐̏ͬͩ̈́̒͗͑ͩͧ͌ͭ̐̈́̚b̴̧̪͔̝͙̯͓̼͓͈̦̼̳̄̇̓̿̎̎̅ͤ̿͢͠͡l̲̥̩̯̘̜͔̙͗͊̽̒͢͡i̸̫͖̪̰̘ͯͬͫ̓l̡͔̗̩̻̦̖̭̙̲̺͕̲̘͎̺̱̹ͧ͂ͤ̋ͥ͗̔͆ͭ͛͗̈ͪ̇͊̕͞ͅͅȕ̶̮̠̞͇̈́͂ͤ̍̾͜͢ ̸̧̡̛͓̠̼̞̲̋͐̂ͫ̕H̴̵̬̟̰͓̲͎͚̦̦̗͔̼̜̻̙̏͊̊͌ͪͣͨ̓̅͜a̙͈̼̖͙̭̱̤͐͛̏͆̿͘͞r̴̡̪͈͎͙͈̲̬̅ͦ̇̆ͪͥ̓̈́̓p̴̠̮̦̘̱̭̓ͨ͂̊͋̕y̡͎̳̩͇͔͚̦̪̗̰̽̆̓̽ͩ͋͆́͞͝͞

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266449
>Khepri Werewolves
>Like Khepri but fluffy tails everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266426
Manticore Kraken. The Mantikraken. Fares well on land, sea, or air. Each slippery, wet writhing tentacle ending in a tailpussy. Fires barbs filled with aphrodisiac toxin. Your whole body wrapped up while being milked, the other tailpussies sucking at your skin as if waiting their turn. There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266455
>Khepri cheshires
>Good luck
>Also mass purring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266446
And then they poison you and give you full body cuddles while raping you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266459
>They randomly teleport onto you and cuddlebug the shit out of you

[Anonymous No.]

Do you run?

Are you FAST and FIT enough to run from eternal sex slavery and brutal rape?

Not all monsters are super fast or something right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266453
>Flying Scorpions
We're all DOOMED.

>>13266456
I've heard the idea of Kyubi-Manticores floated too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266421
Lilim hybrids exist in the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266453
Iguessthat'sitthen.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266462
I can run but my stamina is shit I need to get some more exercise. I'd last maybe a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266465
Really? Wow, where?

[Anonymous No.]

>Alp Lilim

Oh wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tentacancer
Will both clean the ever loving FUCK out of you and make home calls

>>13266453
That's basically just a bigass manticore, but still, the world doesn't need more things on the level of a manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266323
There's a couple different kinds that get called that. I don't know enough about them to know the difference. I just squash from a safe distance. The ones that give you an erection are deadly poisonous.

>>13266346
Sucks. We get robbed sometimes too. How fucking desperate do you have to be to knock over a grocery store?

Captcha: egges
Captcha has been getting creepily relevant lately. I wonder if it's becoming self-aware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266469
Well, there's the definition of a "Lilim" being any Succubus hand-crafted by the Demon Lord herself, even those not born from her own womb. So thus KC once sketched "Lilims" who were once an Angel, and a guy. Also a Priestess, so Dark Priest Lilim.

Also the Queen of Hearts, who's probably a Mutation like an Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266451
I hate you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragon Lich
>Spider Wight
>Lamia Vampire
>Zombie Werebat
>Lava Golem Dormouse
>Sandwurm
>Giant Akaname slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266481
>DracoLich
The Best. Seriously, the best.

>Spider Wight
I wonder if that'll ever get a continuation?

>Lava Golem Dormouse
I am intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266481
>Lava golem dormouse
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266479
I'd like to see him do a Dragon Lilim and her to be much more likable than any of the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266461
Lovely,
>All of the are petite sized,
>Sleep together in a giant, purring pile with you at the center.

>Lich Yeti
>Cuddles you while reaserching magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266485
>Hugs you with a poker face
>Cleaning pizza from her face and fur because she couldn't care less

[Anonymous No.]

>Bicorn queen slime
World's greatest harem WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT
>Dwarf siren
Perches on your shoulder and sings a song into your ear that makes you want to fuck her like a fairy
>Giant ant arachne
They're arachne that colonize in giant hills under your house. I need say no more.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a slime go well with?
What could a slime with?
For just basic shape change slimes can already do that, what could be added?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266484
>Elder Dragon, powerful enough to continue resisting the Demon Lord's Succubi-Influence well into her reign
>Demon Lord finally pays the Dragon a visit in person, determined to see her Monster Girl Plan down to every single entity
>Their battle was legendary, waged for a week, scorching the landscape with fire and darkness
>Inevitably though, the Demon Lord, Ruler of All Monsters, prevailed
>And thus was born, the Elder Dragon Lilim.

I wanna see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266483
>>13266482
Just a sleepy mouse with a drippy lava tail and glowing lava ears, who less shuffles in her sleep and just slides on a lake of lava. When she yawns hellfire glows in her mouth, and basically every other hole, like that diablo-tan image. And can't wear clothes, but has shifting pajamas made of molten rock, that change on her mood, and and turn into lingerie when you sex her. Her skin is soft and fluffy like a really dense slime and incredibly warm to the touch like a normal lava golem's, and she dos the same sleep thing as the dormouse, but she's so hot you almost always want to sleep naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266497
That's a whole lotta yummy sounding Yes right there, mhmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266495
It'd be funny and interesting if she was actually weaker as a Draco-Lilim now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266497
I like it! Might need a custom built house though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gyoubu dragonki
Maximum. Fucking. Jewgold. Also a delightful fluffy tail

>>13266493
Fire/magic resistance. I guess lava golem already takes care of the first bit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266479
Don't forget the Alp Lilim

I'd fuck an Alp Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266491
>Bicorn Queen Slime
>aka. Exponential Harem Growth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266508
>and a guy
He remembered

[Anonymous No.]

I'm working on my first writefag story and need a cute name for a clumsy kikimura maid. Anybody got ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266508
Why aren't you in the post operative thread where you can meet M 2 F people?

Quit with the alps already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266514
Polly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266514
Anna?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ignis dryad
>Ghost yeti
>Kesaran Pasaran Mothman
>Jinko in a jar
>Sahuagin Glacies

>>13266500
>>13266503
>Alweays sleeps on the ground becuse she ust melts through everythign else
>Scares you every now and then when she just collapses into a puddle of lava which inexplicably has mouse ears and a mouse tail
>Blobs her way over to you in her sleep and just covers you in lava
>Slowly materializes in her sleep and you wake up with her clinging to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266514
Kiri the kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266514
Rikki the Kikki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266514
Jeff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266522
I sleep better with heavy blankets, might be hard sleeping covered in molten rock.
And I'd need to shave or the rock would tear my body hair out when it dries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266517
Because >3dpd

>>13266514
Squidward

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266525
Does she have bird named Tiki and a pet snake named tavi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266514
Seriously dude, pick one out of a hat. I get so tired of people trying to have names match personalities. Having them not match or be of any great portent feels more natural. Parents don't know what their kid will be like exactly, so having some girl with a name that means peace and harmony or something when she's a total rebel happens more times than not.

If anything it should just reflect something about the family background. Like the culture of where they're from or a family member's name if they were named after someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266514
Sakuya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266514
Useless Cumdumpster
Nicky/Nichole

[Anonymous No.]

Guys. Wait. Kikiname. I thought of this but I have no idea how it would work.

>Trollraune
Sup dawg, we herd u like plants

>Devilstaur
A tiny blueberry shortstack determined to show you the light of oppailoli. Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266517
Alps are olev, bulliable tomboys are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266522
Damn that's adorable.

>Sahuagin Glacies
Damn that's a lot of Kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266541
>Sahuagin Glacies Lich

>>13266527
She wouldn't sleep with the rock touching you, that'd be uncomfortable as shit. Just the hot, soft, viscous lava goop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266523
>>13266520
>>13266519
>>13266536

Thanks for the ideas guys I'm gonna keep working on it. If its good enough I'll share it when I finish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266544
Just share it anyway. We don't have high standards and you went through the trouble of writing it and even mentioning it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266544
>If its good enough I'll share it when I finish


That doesn't stop a lot of bad writers from posting here.
Post it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266544
What >>13266546 said. At the very least you'll get tips for how to write better next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266519
>>13266520

>Pollyanna

I can't be the only one who kek'ed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EzCaz_qyEg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266544
>>13266547
I will be the first to hate you if you want.

seems the more popular you are the more hate you get.
Unlike bollocks who just begs people to hate/abuse him.

[Anonymous No.]

How does it feel massaging your waifu's feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266548
>>13266547
>>13266546

Haha OK thanks anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266543
>Sahuagin Mantis Lich Glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266552
Soft and fluffy, and just as relaxing for me as for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266550
Or that Inari that never shuts up about Alps and tf.
or Bob who lives to troll with manticore shit, and cat dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266552
Frustrating. I don't know shit of how to do it right, and she's probably ticklish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266550
>the more popular you are the more hate you get

Nah, only the attention whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266552
What are you doing on the floor leBlanc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266556
>Kuudere rape be it on the land, sea or snow
We need to make her fly. Do we have any kuu flying types?

[Anonymous No.]

DragonKitsune.
endless perfection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266552
She doesn't have feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266559
>she's probably ticklish
I want to be__ tickled by my waifu!

How does it feel when your waifu tickle you Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266556
Stop. The world cannot handle this much kuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266574
Those fuzzy wrists are too fluffy to not laugh.

>>13266576
>Sahuagin Mantis Lich Glacies Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266576
... ...? ...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
Can't resist these things.

>Enemy lord: Undine with Stink Breath and Elemental Immunity (versus water, I guess?)
>Me: Bronze Manipulation

So, like, metal bending but just for bronze? That's some Rave Master shit right there. I can dig it. Get fucked, Undine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266577
>Flesh Golem crafted from the frozen remains of a Sahuagin and Mantis
What has science done.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Selkie came out and we were all like
>Literal cosplay
I think I hate KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266589
I'm not following your train of thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266589
To be fair her myth was cosplay. The real reason to hate KC is cait sith. Pretty much everything about them is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266589
Is a new MG out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266583
>TFW Flesh Golems are my fetish

>>>/d/6085134
>>>/d/6085136
>>>/d/6085140
>>>/d/6085142
>>>/d/6085143
>>>/d/6085148
>>>/d/6085151
>>>/d/6085155
Like this sequence, I've fapped to it 3 times today alone.

Point is, Flesh Golems, how would they work as a Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266474
When you're waiting for free money from the government you sometimes need more free money to buy a new phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266595
You...you've got problems dude.

I just meant like, a Frankenstein's Monster-type deal. That kinda flesh golem.

Not...not that. Dear god, I could have gone my entire life without seeing that. That's as horrifying as The One Reborn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266593
No word on one yet.

Only tweets KC has made recently are hype for new Nintendo games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266593
Nah

>>13266590
I was just going through the list for more crazy hybrids when I saw her and realized I forgot her, remembered how we bitched about it, and then recalled the Cait Sith which was either more monster than girl, or, now that I come to think of it, a fursuit.

>>13266592
fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266552
I wouldn't know, she has hooves unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266593
No, but since you're unaware of/have forgotten one here's this: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Selkie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266569
But it's Konshin's DOUGHNUT STEEL OC
Like .Less' Haohi and Mari's Mari and Mono's pure fluffy maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266602
>remembered how we bitched about it
Eh, I'll confess to never really caring about her, but bitching when she's probably the closest of all the entries in the MGE to the original myths always seemed silly.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to suggest names for Kunoichi clans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266614
Not Iga and Not Koga for starters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266614
Kung Pow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266604
Proper hoof care is also important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266614
Use a name generator. If you're the same guy from earlier this is going to get annoying quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266613
It was literally theo nly thing we had to say about her when she came out and then the next thread we completely forgot her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266619
I need a name for a nameless clan of nameless ninjas who live in a now with no name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266618
I didn't say I didn't still take care of them, just that I'd rather she have human feet.
captcha: wooki
Chewbacca girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266619
Nah, different guy but I'll take you up on your suggestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266626
Let me guess, Holstaur waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266634
Did you just randomly guess or am I that noticeable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266635
Nah. Different guy, I thought you were one of the nightmarefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266635
Holsts are probably the most popular hoofed monster waifus in these threads, so it seemed the most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266639
I like milfy baphos too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266614
Yatagarasu
Getsu-something-something
_______________et cetera...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266637
They are pretty good but I'm a Holstaurfag and always will be.
>>13266639
Alright good, just trying to make sure I'm not saying certain things so much that people can actually recognize me.
>>13266641
We're friends now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266641
Interesting. I like Baphos more in their compact forms, since it lends itself better to lap sitting and head patting while she animatedly chatters about her latest creation that will be the bees knees for any monster-human couples that want to spice up their sexual escapades.

But switching things up both in appearance and personality can always yield some unexpectedly entertaining results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266644
> just trying to make sure I'm not saying certain things so much that people can actually recognize me.
Understandable, I occasionally have the same concern as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266660
>I like Baphos more in their compact forms, since it lends itself better to lap sitting and head patting while she animatedly chatters about her latest creation that will be the bees knees for any monster-human couples that want to spice up their sexual escapades.
You and I, we think alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266662
>Worried about that
I can't believe how mousy you guys are. Don't go hiding in a hole in the wall just because you think someone will recognize you. You'll never be the big cheese like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266669
Get back to writing cheesenugget. Or being raped Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey I need help writfagging. How do I signify a break in speech longer than a comma and shorter than an ellipsis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266672
Can't I do both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266675
I don't think your rapists would like you writing during the act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266669
I make no effort to hide who I am, given that I am extremely vocal about my tastes and will talk about them at the drop of a hat, and am instantly recognizable when they come up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266679
So what are your tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266679
Dragonslut pls continue being a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266674
Why don't you--
Maybe try using something like--

Fuck, now I forgot what I was gonna say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266674
If it's important for the tone of what they're trying to convene, you could try breaking up the quotation marks, inserting a short description and then carrying on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266686
Nice, the dashes were making the flow feel inorganic, I'll do this instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266669
Well, you can't really blame us. i mean, there is Stalker-Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266481
>Sandwurm
No world is ready for that terror

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266696
>that terror
More like that level of cuteness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266696
>Sandworm's maw opens, colossall ike the chifting of tectonic plates, this thing bulldozes mountains
>Regular wurm slides out
>Opens her mouth
>she sticky taped a cutout of a smaller wurm to her tongue
>Talks with it like a puppet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266699
No world is ready because no world would survive it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266699
But I'm only a frail anon. I don't think my heart, or the rest of my body could handle all the love of a Sandwurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266690
>>13266686
Oh, shit. It's internal dialogue.
I wondered why I didn't just do that in the first place. That was why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266693
Man, some people really latch onto others here. I remember back on /a/ about 5 years ago someone mentioned offhand that they saved all the trip/namefag desktop shots they saw. I asked him to post mine, and he was able to. The fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266704
>Sandworm's maw opens, colossall ike the chifting of tectonic plates, this thing bulldozes mountains
>Regular wurm slides out
Make that several regular Wurms and you almost got yourself a graboid girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266680
Well >>13266682 managed to guess it right out the gate. I'll try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266711
graboid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266713
Tremor worms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266713
Monsters from the Tremors movies and series'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266712
Always nice to see people who talk about what they like instead of ranting about what they hate.
Keep on trucking, Dragonslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266704
>Sandwurm is the size of a city
>Lets people live on her
>Demands a tribute of candy, ice cream and pizza once a fortnight though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266672
You don't get to call him Cheesenugget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266722
Who does then? Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266547

By bad writers do you mean the big four, or are there more we should be aware of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266724
Yes. And I'm totally not him, so shut up and post Dragons. Or things that at least look like Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266728
What's with the whole cheesenugget thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266728
That's kinda odd, but okay.
And only one dragon before bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266729
It's just what I imagine pic related call him in the bedroom.
>>13266731
What's odd? There's nothing suspicious about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never turn a village of Fairies into a Village of Cum Balloons
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266733
To become the 'evil' scientist that brings those fairies into existence? I'd work on something bigger and with more appeal to start though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266728
Oh, oh, I can do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266732
Wait, so this now involves Nyanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266738
Nyanon is the Cheesenugget, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266732
I dunno, it's funny he has a name like that but it gets odd when only Alp gets to call him it.

Captcha: abich
That's not nice, that mouse is probably a sweetheart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266741
Sounds kind of gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266743
But anon, if other boys start calling him that, it gets a little...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266711
>graboid girl
Sandworm with a harem inside instead of just one girl? Like that twin flower girl thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb dragons are best dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266737
>Perfection
She really is. Mono should do more reptile girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266747
>"We are Yamata-no-Sandwurm! Tremble before us! We demand tribute! Cute guys and ice cream!"
>"And cookies!"
>"Yeah, and cookies!"
>>13266751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAdr94fzNPA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266751
How is she dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266756
>YnO
>Wurms
Son of a bitch that's MY joke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266756
That clip is so Japanese I feel a little shorter and less endowed every time I watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266761
What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266763
It doesn't stay in your head for days then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266764
You're a Fag, Carlos Mencia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266737
>>13266752
Agreed. If the transition from scale to skin was a little more gradual she would be my ideal dragon girl design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266769
Do you like fishtsticks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266769
>That position
>That huge morning star of a tail

S-she can't drive those spikes through plate, right?
I might try my luck either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266480
See, she was right to fear the outdoors. After Roc poops her out, she's going to be all white and smelly. Are you going to love a Wurm covered in birdpoop? I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266778
She can, but try your hand at getting those hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266769
Is there a version of these pics with a Tigrex girl stuck with her teeth in a rock wall? Because that happened in game and I was genuinely surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266757
She's a retarded dragon girl, that's how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266778
She can't hurt you when she's too weak in the knees to even stand properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266781
Sadly no.
But we have another idea that will never be drawn because Mono's a fucking ghost, .Less is picky as fuck, Mari is stuffed with commissions, and Loen is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266789
If I knew how to draw, I'd help everyone out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266791
Well then learn to draw or find an artist who takes commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266793
I'm not paying for damn drawings. And learning to draw sounds like a pain. I'll just take the easy way out and write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266799
>Writing
>Easy
I wish I had a MGK pic with Dragon crossing her arms and shaking her head in disapproval, but Loen's dead and the only drawfag who cared about it in the slightest was Mari

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266803
Writing is easy. Writing well on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266803
I meant easy when compared to learning a new skill. NOW BEHOLD! A CREEPY CRAWLY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266808
Fuck
Ok, I laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266808
Spaghetti jap kawaii

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266810
Good. Now remember that it is far harder to draw than to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266807
Only people who can tell you if your writing is good or not is other people, since the writer themself will always see what they've written down as shit if they're not blinded by a bloated ego.

>>13266808
I'll be honest, I've done better and I've got stupid hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266808
Thanks for reminding me that I want more spaghetti oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266815
>I've done better
So have I, but that was with pen and paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266817
You just got some the other day. You really want to read about her getting scrubbed with a sponge and having her teeth brushed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266815
I am a shit writefag and my writing is shit. Why do I even try? Well, at least I'm not trying to draw even shittier doodles, given that drawing is much harder than writing.

>>13266808
Alp pls I shouldn't be laughing this hard before bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266779
Time to get the hose and spray her down again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266820
>Co-Ed Bathing
>The phallic imagery of brushing someone's teeth, ala the infamous Monogatari scene
I'mma go with YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266820
>You really want to read about her getting scrubbed with a sponge and having her teeth brushed?
Yes? Also about her mess of a hair being washed and untangled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266818
Ditto.

>>13266821
What is your reason for writing, anon? I wanted to write because I was inspired by a crazy man and wanted to please people through my shitty writing in any way possible. I barely manage to get by because I've got a little knack for comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266824
>the infamous Monogatari scene
Exactly what I had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266820
Woah Woah Woah I missed this. Was is it in the last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266830
New from line 244.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266826
I write because I get ideas and doubt others would have them, let alone the same way I would, so I at least vaguely try and do them myself.

Or alternatively, I'll see/read someone do one thing with something, and not really like it, and be driven by muh autism to do my own thing with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266833
Alp, seriously, stop. I'm laughing more than I should be with the horrible sketch. Can we go back to Dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266837
You want me MS Paint you some Dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266837
>inb4 Alp does a shitty Paint Sketch of his black dragon waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266833
I just realized something. How will there be venom shenanigans if, as she put it, she has no "teeth."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266836
I can sort of see where you're coming from, I guess.

>>13266838
>>13266839
Do it, motherfucker. I need a good laugh after today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266841
She still has the bits that produce it. All you need is a syringe to extract and insert it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266844
>syringe
>sticking a needle in a centicutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266733
>Village of Cum Balloons
>Fairies all rolling around, sloshing with baby batter inside them
I didn't know I wanted this until now but I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266839
>>13266843
This is the last one. Damn, I'm getting good. Who needs Loen anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266852
Heh.
>Who needs Loen
We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266859
>We all do
I know. I know, dammit. But at least I finally got art of my stories made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266859
I still remember the day he came and took 5 requests from us, and then disappeared.

I want an Anubis in water wings floating along dammit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266862
I want muh K-K-Kamilla, Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it I am off to bed. Don't burn the place down and I hope to see my Wurmfu in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266864
Nighty-night, don't let the Wurm bounce on the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266864
Your Wurmfu is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirtless.

[Anonymous No.]

Cat mode soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266869
>Wurm bounces on bed
>Bounces a little too hard
>Gets embedded into the ceiling with her horns
>Wiggles and squirms to get free
>Can't
>Cries
>Family Werewolf part-time pet tries to tell the parents what happened
>"What's that Lassie, Timmy fell down the well?!"
>"......."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266873
Shhh, dont tell her, she'll get embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266884
>"OH NO! I'm an exhibitionist! I'll go to prison now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266886
>Wurm in a striped prisoner uniform, breaking rocks and singing the blues
Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266890
>Wurm pouring Prego over shredded paper escape plans and eating it
>Like in the Naked Gun series

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266886
Queue the Wurm trying to stuff herself into her husbando's shirt. The one he's wearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266893
>nursing a Wurm in your bosom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266894
>Patting her head and hugging her
>Telling her you'll never let them take her away from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266896
Coming this summer:
Desperate criminals on the run from the law. A movie by the Coen Brothers...
Wurmie and the Bandit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266898
>From the people who brought you The Stinging Pleasure with Grity and John, as well as Laska and Me the live action thriller movie with Sylvester Stollone as Laska, comes Wurm and the Bandit
>Rated R for Pirate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266905
Argh, whatever, you'll go to see it, fuck you.
Wait. How about The Ferry? It'd be like The Office, with Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266909
How about House with a Lich as House?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266912
I'd rather House stay House and Cuddy be replaced with a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266915
A Wight with a nice can? And so much for a Lich riding around on a skateboard trying to show off in front of her best friend and enabler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266917
Wilson would naturally be replaced with the Wilson from Cast Away, because that would be way funnier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266920
>"Hey Wilson! I'm gonna cut some cripple's eye out. Wanna come watch?"
>Wilson ball rolls off of desk and causes a young Wyvern to drop her ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266922
We've done it now. We've achieved perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266924
More like I've gone back to bullying Wyverns.
Again.
For the 57th time.
Can we do anything else with Lich doing House stuff, or should we go back to the idea of Wight Cuddy being checkmated intellectually numerous times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264996
>mimic
not too bad
>i get canine physiology
well thats not too ba-
>she gets dragon physiology and death sense
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Wolf girl getting gangbanged by dogs underground porn films when?

[Anonymous No.]

Lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267037
>Not being banged by actual wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267045
It's more degrading if they're dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267046
>Centaurs raped by literal stallions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267049
I'd rather see a Cyclops getting reamed by a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267037
That's something you should inquire about in /d/, not here.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing dorks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267053
Well, you're not wrong, it's a little perverse for these threads, but /d/ doesn't support bestiality. Animal dicked futas is the closest you'll get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267054
Loading into a game as Nami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267054
Watching Chip and Iron go through MGR and raping Ray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267055
>/d/ doesn't support bestiality
That sounds hard to believe to be honest. I could have sworn they did to an extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267059
>>13267060
Cool, cool.

Just ignore the fact I forgot to link a song in the first post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqukWXviyew

Bonus points for second post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC-FjKazQ-Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267063
>Images depicting bestiality, guro, scat, or generally seen to be "extreme" in nature are not to be uploaded.

I mean
>The beauty of /d/
>Not extreme
but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267071
It's mind boggling to think you can't post extreme things in a board for really weird and fucked up porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267077
Americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267077
Seriously, scat threads aren't allowed but diaper threads are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267079
Your joke isn't funny, anon.

>>13267083
>Can do traps threads
>Futa threads with enormous genitals that look like they'd take away all blood from every other part of the body
>MG threads with more civility
>Girls fucked by giant bugs
>Can't do women fucked by wolves and other extreme things
So flaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267083
/d/ has always pressed boundaries. I personally think monster porn and a picture of a chick getting fucked by a minotaur or a werewolf to have stark similarities to bestiality, and yet that's allowed. The rules aren't put down in a hard line, more like they threw down some red thread which changes at the breeze.

>>13267088
It wasn't a joke. Americans are retarded about sex and porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267092
And the rest of the world isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267093
I was under the impression that europe was good with sex. Was I wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267094
The world is full of idiots who handle sex and porn retardedly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck an Elf roughly in a muddy pen adjacent to one full of pigs on a farm if not only to just set off her species' instinctual PTSD about the era when Elves would constantly be assaulted and impregnated by Orcs.

Hell. I'd even get a willing P'Orc sow to nibble dagger ears from behind as I breed the poor little nympho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267094
See: England, Germany

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267054
Debating whether or not I should play total war before I leave for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266722
Well I did, whatcha gun do bout it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265903
Crow Tengu Mechanic
Akaname Captain
Ignis Char

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267094
Hang on I've got a link somewhere where England banned porn with the depiction of the female orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267111
That was Australia. They also banned petite and flat chested women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267111
What exactly is a depiction of the female orgasm? Squirting?

'Cause lots of women cum without squirting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267094
>>13267111
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html
Most of the world is retarded about porn.
>>13267112
No its England too, they also banned several things a lot of people in these threads like.
>>13267113
No clue, they probably have no clue either, just that they banned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266388
I'm surprised that noone has suggested a Vampire+Werewolf hybrid yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267111
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>>http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz (Ghoul)

So, another Ghoul update. This is just lewds. Lewds and pizza. Lewd pizza. That's all it is. Oh, and I gave them names. I put a two line introduction further up in the story. I found it awkward to leave it as "he's" and "she's" with no concrete identity. Also, do we have any ghoul drawfaggotry?

>Update from line 318

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267120
I forgot to add a pretty attention-grabbing picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267115
Proving what I said earlier: The world is full of retards and prudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267118

It's because we're not Keanu Reeves fighting Gary Oldman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267122

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267133
What are you trying to say with this. There's enough connection to make me think it's related but I'm still very confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267115
Looks like they tried to ban anything BDSM or femdom related.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say they equate squirting to pissing/watersports. I've never understood why so many people and nations are okay with violence and gore, yet sex gets them all worked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267137
Sex is wrong and immoral, apparently, and you should feel bad for doing something completely natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267137
Because that's heresy anon, sex is dirty and impure and should only ever happen between two married consenting adults in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation and not for enjoyment.

I mean shit I'm one of the guys who actually talks about how good loving missionary sex with your waifu is but sometimes I just want to be held down and pelvicerated by her you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267148
>held down and pelvicerated
Mein neger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267120
>More ghoul
Oh yes. I'm glad I stayed up a bit longer after all. Keep it up, man. I know more undead works does it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267137
How does violence = gore ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267136
I don't know, you tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267148

>TFW almost want to expand on Ushi-Oni TF
>TFW it'd be like Brundlefly, progressive transformation over time that starts with extra horniness
>And ends in the Anon getting pelivscerated hard enough to break his house

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267153
Violence for the sake of violence is gore. Nevermind all the extra bits that're often shown. Cheap horror-slasher films, etc.

>>13267148
I've never liked missionary. Probably because I want her to be on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267150
>>13267158
>Mention pelviceration
>People immediately think Ushi-Oni
>TFW Holstaur pelviceration isn't taken seriously
>>13267161
I like cow-girls in the cow-girl position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267151
Sorry it's just smut and no content. Next time, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267165

That's because when I think of Holstaur pelvisceration it's a stupid little story of a very yandere Holstaur raping the farmhand who tried to shirk his responsibilities and get some poor other guy to have a hand at it (no pun intended) for milking her.

Only for her to break the guy's arms.

So she could ride her husband ragged and drown him in the milk from her engorged breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267172
And that is why you regularly dick the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267120
>Zombie Kikimora
I'm intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267187
I wanted to reuse that kiki in gothic meido outfits from spider onee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267188
I wonder, can any monstergirl become an undead of some sort like Dragons? I want to see a Jiang-Shi Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267193
Every thing dies, anon. Its just that the best waifus get up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267188
>kiki in gothic meido outfit
Drawfags pls!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267167
>just smut
My friend, as much as I would enjoy a full blown undead-related story, you can never, ever have too much lewd stuff for them.

>>13267193
That'd be cool to see.

[Anonymous No.]

A Lich asks you to help her with her testing of the "Large Hard-on Collider"
Do you help her Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267216
>ever have too much lewd stuff for them.
I guess I can't argue with that. Maybe I should make ressurection full blown undead district adventures, if I ever get around to doing more for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267226
What, and tear a hole through the space-time cuntinuum, you madman? Yes. Yes I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267226
My response would be EL PSY CONGROO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267232
I guffawed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267236
Oh, she'll harden something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267242
But the results will turn things into Gel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267226
>Large Hard-on Collider
It's going to collide two separate hard-ons, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267254
It's two extremely drunk Oni firing dildos out of 40mm grenade launchers with blanks.

[Anonymous No.]

G-guys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
I want to spank that monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267254
Fucking fujos.

[Anonymous No.]

>People site KC for drawing great asses
>But never seems to draw asses for some reason
>MONKEY BUTT ON FULL DISPLAY

Large Hardon Collider indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>Walk into the jungle
>Get raped by Dixie Kong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
What does it say? I mean, other than looking like genderswap Sun Wukong all I get on google for "kakuken" is the word "all prefectures".
This is one where I'm eagerly awaiting the translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267263
>>13267260
>Based on a monkey that would abduct human women and making them birth their children and forcing them to raise them
>Now it'll be the other way around with them abducting men and making them raise the kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>>13267263
Based Mist Kingdom.
Are we going to get a lot of DBZ oriented references whenever she's brought up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
This may beat the cats for best trollface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>>13267263
Shock the monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267269
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jueyuan_%28mythology%29
>carrying away human females and violating them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267272
She wins if you ram it dry in her smug anus. Don't do it, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
Oh yes. Looking forward to this one.

[Anonymous No.]

Daaaaamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>>13267263
>That grin
10/10 would fuck the smug out of. Can imagine them getting along well with Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267277
Now it'll be men, and they'll force you to take care of the resulting baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267277
>"The women who are unable to bring birth to children are not allowed to go down from the mountain, and after 10 years, their appearance and mind becomes the same as those kakuen, and lose their will to return to the human village."
This sounds like it should some wonderful female TF/corruption or male alp clause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267283
LOL BUTTHURT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267286
My mace is ready.

And by mace, I mean my actual mace.

[Anonymous No.]

ooga booga wer da wite men at

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267285
>Anon pinned down, Kakuen sitting on his face, a Manticore's tail pussy working his cock and a Hellhound and Cheshire gripping his arms and forcing him to finger the both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>>13267263
Cheshire's Best Friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267287
KC will spin it around though to have it involve loving them and thinking like them through MAMANO MANA.

>>13267293
>Not wanting a cute little monkey daughteru to shyly ride on your back piggyback style

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
With special guest Trader Anon.
BECAUSE THAT IS ONE FAT ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
The fuck
Where is my Cu Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267294
Dass rayciss mang, da dragons be rapin jes das much as monkey girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267297
>Not wanting a cute little monkey dau..
Sorry, I can't hear over the sound of my JUSTICE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267306
>Justice/HFY fag already trying to kill new MG
Check

[Anonymous No.]

>The mating dance with kakuen is the same one you have to do with Bambina.
Make it happen KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267305
Don't you have a banana to be fellating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267309
No, no. He's just listening to loud French electronica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267309
>hfy
Let's go easy on the buzzwords/boogeymen, shall we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267302
>It's just another canine type MG
>Not furry at all
>Cu Shits are always cemented as furry furniture

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267266
>But never seems to draw asses for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267314
Then go easy on the edgy faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
Fuck, monkeys are one of the animals that I absolutely hate, they're obnoxious little shits. Ruined a fire-starter for me already. She's gonna have to have a damn good profile to make up for her terrible species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
DAMN, that is one cheeky monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267320
>what is a joke
I know you're triggered and all, but you should really consider taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267323
The kind you must spank. Spank the monkey, do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267326
>lol it was only a jokek
>buzzword
Seriously, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267328
I wish to cockslap the monkey's face until I come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267330
How about spanking her naughty and cheeky bum with your cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267329
I suppose that's why fun is banned here, there's always some sperg who gets all offended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267333
I take it you mean hotdogging? That is also very fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267305
>"monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey"
>"why do paladins hate monkeys?"
>"monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey"
>"they hate us 'cos our asses are hunky!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267334
Fun isn't banned.
But that gay ass paladin shit is far from funny or "fun" for a lot of people outside of MGU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267333
I want to turn that ass into a fine shade of pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267337
>implying
>assuming
You know what, nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267335
Hotdog her with your banana like she's been a naughty little monkey.

>>13267339
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267341
No no no no no nonononono
What were you getting at? C'mon, do go on Mr. "I can try and do edgy Paladin comedy because it's fun for everyone involved!".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267319
>Literally several hundred images produced
>Maybe 6 ass shots total

We're talking about ratios anon and percentages anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267345
What does that image have to with anything, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267344
No, if you feel the need to sperg, do it with someone else.

Also, nice strawman brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267357
>Sorry, I can't hear over the sound of my JUSTICE.
>Not edgy
>Using Strawman incorrectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267337
>But that gay ass paladin shit is far from funny or "fun" for a lot of people outside of MGU.
I'm sorry, who decided you spoke for everyone who posts here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267362
>JUSTICE
>In all caps
>not a joke

>Mr. "I can try and do edgy Paladin comedy because it's fun for everyone involved!
>Not a strawman
Then what is it smart guy? Cause it sure as hell isn't the truth, I'll tell you that for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267362
Why do you keep engaging him? It's not like paladinposters are gonna stop if you let them shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267368
I guess it was pretty bad on my part to assume more people in the threads thought similarly on the matter.

>>13267373
I guess you're right. I should stop having retarded outbursts in response to edgy and crappy jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267373
>shit up the thread
I'll remember that the next time I see something I don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the ETA of the translation for the Cheeki Monkey?

[Anonymous No.]

This just in, Monster Hunting at 12:30 EST (best time zone) so stop being gay lord faukers and prep for High Rank shenanigans.

And it's not the Monster Women variety you nerd Paladins, it's the kind that are actually bad for humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267230
Yes, if you ever get around to it I'm sure there are quite a few undead lovers that would like to see that, but for the time being the Ghoul story is quickly climbing my lists of good shit.

>>13267396
I think it took a day and a half or so for the last one, so I would imagine similar. Someone did a rough outline for Will-O-Wisp before we got a full translation though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267420
We do have a basic idea of what she'll be based on the legend she is based from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267349
Nothing wrong with a little horse pussy now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267427
Ah. You're right. I only skimmed over things up there because the faggots were arguing again. Sounds like an amusing MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267396
Two to five four usually, likely closer to the first. They're pretty swift lately in comparison with say a year ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267433
Two to four days* dang it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267430
More like a paladinfag made a joke thinking he was funny and a retard exploded on him for it. But yes, some amusing info about it.
It's also got the second best butt.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm disappointed that KC didn't give the Kakuen a cane or magic cloud thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267319
I just realized Cheshire isn't wearing any panties.

What an intolerably lewd cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267438
She isn't based on Son-Goku or the Monkey King, so she wouldn't have either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267437
>second best butt
Who's got the best? Faggot Cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267442
Scylla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267439
>now
I bet you still aren't aware of the fact that the Apophis isn't wearing any undergarments in her artwork either.
>>13267441
It'd still look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267447
But it wouldn't fit the theme of her legend. It would also affect any future Monkeyking/SonGoku he may do in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267447
I never noticed Apophis because she's shit and wouldn't look closely at her rump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267442

Troll.

I don't care if there's no rear shot. Look at that thing. It sticks out like WHAAAAAAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267453
>Calling a man's waifu shit
You're pretty shit yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267457
Everyone calls my waifu shit
Therefor everyone elses' waifu must also be shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267455
That's because she's bending over a bit and sticking it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267455
Wight for second best butt then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267442
>applying 'faggot cat' to the actual vanilla monster girl
Slightly triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267460
Is your waifu Cait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267460
What is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267470
She's cute, but no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267468
Dayum, those hips are amazing. I bet her butt is exquisite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267468
Did you get rid of the white background on that pic? Neat, we need more profile pics like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267483
Some else did, but yes, I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267480
>Cait Sith
>Cute
I don't know who your waifu is, but your taste is so fucking bad that it transcended space and time and implanted itself in Oswald's head, driving him insane and causing him to kill Kennedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265949
Well, after reading that, I now want to write something about a man on the run in a world where women have mutated into various MGs and all but a handful of men were killed instead of mutated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267470

It's probably worse. Probably a Cheshire Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267468
Yeah about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267493
Explain to me why Cait Sith isn't cute. I bet you're the same kind of person that would punch a box full of kittens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267468
Vampire that looks like this when?

[Anonymous No.]

Spuds.

They need more holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267498
>Kunoichi
>Better than Wight
>Thinking its even in the same league as Scylla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267498
>/ss/ with Kunoichi onee-san continuation never
Goddammit, and that writefag said he'd continue it, like a day after the update.

He never pastebinned it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267505
Scylla must have an amazing bum to control all those tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267500
>Not punching a box full of kittens
I'm sorry, I didn't know this was /fag general/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267504
Potatoes can only grow more potatoes from their holes, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267508
Scylla is the absolute top of the butt tiers.
Everything else is debatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267511
Adoption is the preferred option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267515
I bet she has a beaked anus in there too. Git dat tight tight Scylla anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267520
This is the dumbest bit of headcanon I've heard in ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267517
Bleedin' hearts in here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267520
>beaked anus
No they don't. It's obvious from looking there that they do not.
She's perfect for hotdogging, and would make a better butt slut than an Anubis if people actually gave a fuck about her instead of jizzing their pants over every Wight or Vampire or ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267523

No kidding. But you know what would be hot? Sticking your dick in a Kraken's siphuncle, like the ultimate 3rd hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267507
>/ss/
Absolutely disgusting
I hope it stays ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267539
Eh, personal tastes and different strokes and all that jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267442
Clearly best butt right here.

Followed by Troll, monkey, and faggot cat,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267547
Horse butt a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267539
Right with you there, worst fetish. Even NTR is better and that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267547
>Better than Scylla
>A Unicorn
Dude, are you drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267557
>Liking Scylla or Horse pussy
You're both wrong, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267539
>>13267556
Aren't you guys blowing your dislike for something a little out of proportion?

Why would you even reply in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267511
>>13267530
>Look how big and tough I am hurting defenseless animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267539
Yes, /ss/ a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267563
>Not liking Scylla
And tell me why you don't like a lovable cuddlefish with the best bum out of any MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267565
>Implying you need to be big and tough
Go hug a tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267564
They're just baiting and trying to shitpost.
Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267557
Drunk? No.

The best butt will always belong to your waifu, regardless of size, tone, or shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267574
Go back to /b/ first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267579
No, the bum you love the most will always be your waifu's, but her bum may not always be the best bum out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267556
>Even NTR is better
Good work made me reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267572
>best bum
Clearly untrue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267579
Aww~
My waifu's butt is objectively amazing, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267580
I will, as soon as you go back to /lgbt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267587
Can you prove me wrong?
Look at the perfect bum. If you think it's not the best I want you to show me what you think IS the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>want to see something I like continued
>a bunch of faggots whine about the subject matter when they didn't even have to reply at all
Come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267591
>disgusting tentacles
>vs delicious cat butt
Not even worth my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267598
Bob pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267593
>I announced my taste on a public imageboard
>How dare other people comment
Come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267593
Yes, now you know how everyone else here feels as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267598
>flinging mud at my waifu
>calling yours delicious
Clearly you are some fag of epic proportions and aren't worth debating with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267600
Do you see a penis? No?

Well, it appears you need to shut you mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267604
>everyone else
Don't speak for everyone else like some asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267593
To be fair what you want to see continued is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punish a cheeky chechire who broke into my house and ate all the CC cakes and drank all my Hathor Milk while I was gone.
I wanted to throw a party

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267605
Funny, I feel the same way about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267612
Because it involves something you don't like? What are you so afraid of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267609
If you want to be offended at everything that is posted here, might I suggest you got to tumblr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267618
Enjoy your waifu, just don't choke on your giant ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267622
>clearly ignoring the point
Yeah you're totally not baiting and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267626
It's pretty giant, just like my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267631
Yeah yeah, everyone but you is baiting and shitposting.

So what's it like? To be this paranoid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267632

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267593
It's your fault for having such shit taste
Don't forget to delete your reaction image, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267617
Would you wait till she's asleep, tie her to a chair and Turn on a vacuum and leave it in the same room as her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267620
That can be applied to scat, furry, futa, male to monster girl transformations and yuri. All are completely shit on in this thread, where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>anti-/ss/ forced memehate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266733
Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267643
It's hip and cool to hate on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267643
>everything I don't like is forced memehate

[Anonymous No.]

Let's diffuse this shit ahead of time.

[Anonymous No.]

Horsepussy may be shit but I'd Cerea any way she wanted it regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267653
Needs more Rickelle-Dom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267643
>anyone who doesn't like my fetish is memehater or samefag
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267653
>Let's diffuse this shit ahead of time.
>Posting a robot and not a monstergirl
Still not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267653
No, stupid people should never get away with being stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267642
Except /ss/ has been in the threads since we were on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267665
You expect new people and trolls to know that? Next they'll respond to this with "lul I've BEEN here" and act like they've been here since 2006.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267665
Futa, yuri, yaoi, monsterboys, FtM also has been here since /a/
Do we have to like them now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267501
I've tried doing this just to see how hard it is. It's not by far but the Vampire pic didn't come out well because the border line between her and transparent BG was too abrupt, kind of 'eating' into the art. I think it's due to low res of the pic.
While I'm still at it, have Lava Golem instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267665
So has NTR, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267665
So has Bob, checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267671
>Futa
Not always been there
>Yuri
Been there a good while, only recently did new blood start sperging out over it
>Yaoi and MB
Never been here since this is a monsterGIRL thread
>FtM
Never seen that whatsoever and I'm pretty sure nobody has done a story about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267680
>futa
Bob started it when we were on /a/
>yaoi and MB
Some anon tried to force it on /a/
>MtF
What is Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267674
Can you try the Hinezumi or Will O' Wisp?

Or maybe even the Kakuen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267685
Futa has been a thing long before bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267685
It said "FtM" not "MtF", and even then not too many people had an issue with it around the time it came out.
Bob didn't start futa in the threads, showing just how new you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267671
No, but bitching about how 'my tastes > your tastes' is tradition that refuses to go away. Not trying to accuse anything on you, per say. Just speaking in more general terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267680
>only recently did new blood start sperging out over it
You can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267692
Go through the archives and you'll see just how people reacted to it 4 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>monkey

I'm waiting while sharpening my sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267694
Edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
Not bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
I'd show her my power level
If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267671
>>13267675
I'm just curious as to what happened between then and now, it hasn't always been met with such hate. I would go as far as to say it was relatively popular way back when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267693
I've been here since the /a/ threads began, 2 years ago people were replying to any mention of it with >yuri. That shit's not recent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267694
I take it that's an euphemism for stroking your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267701
>/a/ threads began 2 years ago
They've been around longer than that, newbie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267700
There were always people who hated /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267700
Underages who were self-insterting into shota grew up and can't do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267704
No shit, but the people who hated/disliked it were polite enough to shut their mouths about it and talk about what they liked like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267704
I enjoy older women but hate shota.
I tend to just not shit on it when they bring it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267708
>were polite enough to shut their mouths about it
You mean like how people are polite about male/femdom, "edgy" stuff, MILF, alps,etc?

Let's face it, the spergs have won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267700
There's a lot more /pol/ here now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267710
I don't hate it as much as I don't get the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267715
Hence "were".
Things have changed, new blood comes in without knowing the older values, and things get warped around from what they used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267703
Never said they weren't, just that yuri hating popped up 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267722
It's one of those things where only people who like it get it, like foot fetishes.

>>13267725
Yeah, I noticed that while rereading the comment.
I need to stop drinking so early. Either way, it might have something to do with the whole yuri hate the surged through /a/ at one point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267686
Sure, here's Kakuen.
It seems to be a lot better when there isn't much hair/fur (those white areas between ringlets are hard to get rid of) and the art's 'perimeter' is smaller in general (i.e. the girl has as little things standing out as possible, like that Wight).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267704
I don't like /ss/ but I don't feel the need to start shit everytime somebody mentions it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267724
Yeah, and it used to be "just lurk moar newfags".
But I don't think lurking can fix it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267732
I agree. I just wish people would apply that to all the fetishes/preferences here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267731
This is gonna make the recolour much easier.

Thanks for taking one step out of the equation mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267695
I just hate monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267507
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267740
Make her blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267736
Not so, /d/ content needs to stay on /d/, and NTR should expect to be met with hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267736
It depends on the fetish though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267722
I think its a mix of sub and being taken care of.
My issue is that the writing always goes.

>Hey little boy, wanna stay with mommy?
>Why is my willy feeling funny Mrs mo-
>ARA ARA Suck my breasts while I ride you

Its the exact same story 90% of the time, it also irks me that the shota has no idea whats going on which makes it seem like hes being taken advantage of

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267733
Older values were phased out and any new people who come here are exposed to these assholes and think it's the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267744
>>13267748
That goes without saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267743
No, no, make her blonde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267744
SS isn't /d/. Guess what is, though? That's right - monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267743
>Not Gold
Do you even filthy monkey anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267749
>90%
More like 60-65%. I've seen a good number where the shota knew exactly what he was doing, what he wanted, and even pretended to be naive for some fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267743
Why blue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267749
>which makes it seem like he's being taken advantage of

AND?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267751
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267756
>>13267754
We're not doing anything DBZ until Son-Goku.

>>13267759
Overall appealing color, and it's better than purple and making her a "Grape Ape".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267755
>ss
>basically pedophilia
>not /d/
U w0t m8

[Anonymous No.]

>have to go to bed because tired from work
>lots of fun and cooperation
>wake up
>people shitposting about what is and is not /d/, /ss/ and being generally rude

Damn it guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267749
Anon, I don't think you've read /ss/ at all before if you intend to generalize that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267740
No problem. Maybe sometime later I'll go on and make the rest of the profiles (or at least a good half) and dump a gallery on imgur. They seem much more suiting for imageboard shenangians this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267760
That just rubs me the wrong way. I have a horrible double standard so when an older teen/adult gets tricked I don't mind but young teens and kids I dislike

>>13267758
>>13267771

I don't purposefully seek it out so my view may be skewed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267768
NSFW Straight shota isn't allowed on any boards except for /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267774
I'd recommend actually looking into it if you try and talk about it like you know things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267674
How does lava golem rape even work?
I mean, I get that first she pins you down to the ground, and then she solidifies the parts above your wrists and ankles. I also know that she has softer parts of her body for after-sex snuggling, but what about the actual rape? What do her insides feel like?

You could go with the lame idea of "human vagina, but hotter and softer", but details, man, details! She has full control over her body's shape, after all. Shit, she probably wouldn't even have to rock her hips to rape you, she just has to take you inside, and tickle you head-to-shaft with hot, wriggling tendrils.

Better yet, kissing the tip of your cock all over with warm, slimy lips.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your monster waifu react if she found out you had a Sarif mechanical prostethic limb?

How would she react if you told her you had to take special drugs periodically in order to prevent your body from rejecting the prosthetics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267775
It's allowed in /h/ you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267766
>Overall appealing color, and it's better than purple and making her a "Grape Ape".

Well, I can give it a shot I guess. Although, the facepaint is gonna add some time to it...

>>13267772
Sure, that would help a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267766
Best dirty monkey, would train with with and get killed for so she goes super saiyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267780
She never asked for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267782
You're worth waiting for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267780
Ask how I got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267766
Blonde and dark skin for dat dere gyaru action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267779
>What do her insides feel like?
Like the finest, warmest Persian oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267792
>persian oil
hi bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267791
>gyaru
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like candy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267781
>I have no idea what I'm talking about so I'll insult him!
>Global 3:You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>/h/ 2 and 3: Images should depict "of age" participants. Lolikon and shota images are not permitted.
In addition, alternative, ecchi, shota, yuri, and yaoi content belong on their respective boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267789
Oh stop it you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267794
But I'm not Bollocks, I just remembered some Polt smut from awhile back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267798
That has to be bullshit. I've seen loli and shota there before a few months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

Demon daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267796
Smug gyaru a best, nigguh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267803
Those are some fancy ass horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267756
>>13267766
>Filthy Monkey
>Not making MH references
>Which in and itself makes a Filthy Monkey reference too

Monkey MG was literally made to be recolored Rajang brown/black skin with gold rage fur.

...Alternatively a Congala for pink but those things are sick nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267796
Look at this fagknocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267797
Why yes I do, although something tells me this is going to end like the tanuki/van incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267803
CUTE CUTE CUTE
Those horns are extra attractive to boot. I want to impregnate my Succuwaifu in the leglocking missionary position so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267810
>brown/black skin with gold rage fur.
>Implying I wasn't gonna do a version like that
Now, I might be a faggot, but not that much of a faggot...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267810
Rajang was a walking DBZ reference and was made to be one.
KC's monkey is based off a Chinese kidnapping monkey, not Son-Goku who Goku himself was based off of. We should save that one for any Son-Goku MG for the full effect, or else we'll end up wasting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267802
>people not caring about the rules
NO WAY!
There is no specific loli/shota threads, but almost all threads have few loli/shota pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267810
Never played it, that Cat-thing also looks a bit like Meow from Space Dandy (although the MH cats came first.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267810
You know that Kirby also had a soopah sayan' monkey for a boss didn't you?

There were also those faggot monkeys from RE0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267774
But corrupting the innocent is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267821
Apparently I'm really outdated on my /h/ knowledge.
I remember seeing whole doujins being dumped there with shota and loli. What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267797
Are you a Super Sand Lesbian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267830
Times changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267830
Nothing, they are still dumped. Just don't name your thread "loli general" and it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267802
It doesn't get reported and porn boards don't have the greatest of moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267832
What are you? Insayan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267802
Just ignore him, if what you're doing is against the rules, he would've reported and moved on, not try to make such a big stink about it & try to change your posting habits. The mods here are responsible enough, and if they can't be bothered to follow their own rules, chances are they don't need to be enforced in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267819
Do you really want a Congala reference anon? I mean the main focus is her ass too so...

>>13267824
Don't mention those god damn monkeys from RE anon.

Everything monkey like in RE is a mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267834
I feel like a man frozen in ice for like thirteen months

>>13267835
So there are still douins, but somehow they can get by through technicalities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267826
That's something I reserve for human women, preferably paladins, who pick up a cursed item that slowly turns them until they pounce on the boy they like in a raping frenzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267841
Yes.
Pfffttjdhfhhjrhfvndjirfhgjcu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267844
Firstly there was also Blangonga, and second not everything has to relate to DBZ if it's a monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267844
>those god damn monkeys
You actually get to fill theme with lead in what of Weskers RE0 chapters in the Umbrella Chronicles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267843
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267851
fill them*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267845
I don't know what you're referencing.

[Anonymous No.]

One last transparent before it's legitimate spamming and I'm drifting to sleep. Night everyone living in this shitty timezone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267858
South Park, with the frozen ice man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267846
You're too shallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267846
Do they end up together, or will the human boy never forgive them, leaving the Paladin crying alone, begging for forgiveness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267860
Another one I haven't done, thanks.

Have a good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267861
Stick thumb in butthole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267860
I wanna start a conspiracy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267867
I'm a sucker for happy endings so they end up together. Another good one is her turning to save the guy after he stays behind and gets captured so she can escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267798
If that rule was actually enforced, every person in these threads would have been banned ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267860
Weren't a ton of transparents done for the CSS thing back when these threads were still on /a/?

I still have the Cheshire background, so it looks like she's pointing at all the shit posts and laughing about them while flaunting her bare cat ass at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267885
They do enforce the indecipherable text one, but none of the others.
Almost as if they cherry pick and ban whoever they feel like at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266326
>a cold lamia wrapped up around me for warmth keeping me restricted would be bliss
That sounds really fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266334
Every time I see this pic I think, "I'd rape he so hard".

[Anonymous No.]

Cthulhu-chan when, writefaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267928
GROSS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267917
Really? My first thought is to tease her then love her tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267928
I think it's embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys,and gals, how tall do you like your waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267890
Can you post her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267936
At my height would be fine, maybe a bit taller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267936
Somewhere between a head taller than me and around nipple level, I guess. Somewhere in that range where kissing isn't a problem for her, but at the same time I don't have a gigantic she-hulk towering over me either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267934
It's afraid.
It's afraid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267193
Yeah, there's undead versions of almost every MG out there. Dragons only stand out because so many of them turn undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267928
>Kid, get that light out of my face
>I just got up, I live in a cave. Shit's bright.
>Kid, stop screaming. Kid, kid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267931

>Not loving eldritch abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>>13267263

So, Wukong is a Monstergirl now.

I don't know what to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267962
>loving unrecognizable lumps of meat
>being mentally damaged

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267932
Look at that skirt and thigh highs anon, she wants the D, she DESERVES the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267973
It's based on something else, but if you don't think too much about that, yes Wu is a MG now. She is cute, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster hunter MGs when?
>Rajang MG
>Fatalis MG
>Dalamadur MG
Levels of rape unheard of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267985
You say that like we weren't both intending to give her the D initially, only in different ways. Like, I just want to wrap a hand around her tiny little fist, kiss her, make a quip about her panties THEN put it in. That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267978
>on 4chan
>not mentally damaged
Come on anon, its fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267949
Does that mean there'd be more ronery virgin zombie Dragons than there'd be ronery Oomukade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267999
In spite of my diminishing morality, I pride myself in the soundness of my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267989
MG Gear Rex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268003
>>13267949
>KC will eventually do a zombie MG guide

YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268003
>Zombie Baphomets who just want a warm Onii-chan to hug
The world needs more zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268003
>>13268017
I started trying to think of the feasibility of some zombie MGs like zombie centaurs but then I remembered, MAMO MANA explains everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268008
>>13268017
>>13268022
There would likely be a lot of Zombie Wererabbits milling around.

They can literally die from loneliness after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268006
Is that Metal Gear Rex turned into an MH monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268024
Yep, it appears in Peace Walker as part of a MH cross-over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267998
I'd grab her legs and pull her up to begin eating her out while she protests with the usual tsun curses. Then I's carry her on my shoulders while continuing to eat her out, until her voice softens and she can't stand. I'd grab her from behind and massage her breasts while nibbling on her ears, making her squeak. Running my hands on the inside of the thighs, feeling the softness of the now damp legwear, while rubbing her puffy vulva with my cock through her panties. Then finally, I'd push them aside and stick it in, fucking her standing against the wall until she ahegaos, leaving her with some very stained clothes and a look of utter bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267989
>Rajang MG
You'd need a titanium pelvis to survive even one night of that

>Fatalis MG
I imagine she'd be elegant yet imposing as hell. She never takes no for an answer because no one would dare say no to her.

>Dalamadur MG
Wurmzilla. Need I say more?

Tigrex MG would also require a pelvis of steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>>13267263
>CHAAAAAA-LAAA-HEAD-CHAA-LAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267804
>>13267810
>>13267791
Let's see if that tickles your scouter.

>>13267766
And, for some reason, blue.
http://i.imgur.com/F0r4Lh2.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268043
Wurmzilla is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268053
This is the first profile picture to ever give me a boner. Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268053
>She goes super Saiyan as she orgasms
>Complete with all the screaming
10/10 waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268053
>Smug gyaru monkey
[Urge to dick intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268062
>Orgasm lasts like 2 episodes
Oh dear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268065

More like 16, then you find out you missed with your spirit bomb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267989
>black diablos girl
are you a bad enough dude to survive sex with a rampaging beast in heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268067
Quick everyone, lend anon your energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268069
>"Quick everyone, lend anon your energy."
>MG get energy through sex
>"Quick everyone, let's dick the same girl at once!"
Can we not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268053
Would train with in the hyperbolic time chamber/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268053
I'd adventure with that to find the dragon balls. I'd even go with her to Namek.
I'm sure I'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268053
Can you give the blue skinned one brown skin with that pink hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268071
Ok, maybe I didn't think this through...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268071
Are you saying Anon is the little girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268071
>not liking gangbangs

Could you and everyone like you go back to puritan America? I'm not even cum anon, before you ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268074
Sure, only gonna take a second, unless you want a different shade of bown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268077
Was there ever a shadow of a doubt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268071
Anon isn't an MG though.
Not sure how we'd lend him energy but surely there has to be a non-lewd way to give him our support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268081
Oh no, I asked because I knew it would be a quick and easy swap.

Also because I like pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268087
Alrighty, here ya go:
http://i.imgur.com/WNgvkhv.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268090
>http://i.imgur.com/WNgvkhv.jpg
Not him but hot DAMN that is nice.
I'd get funky with that monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268086
True, but wait. If she's the (super) Saiyan why are we lending anon our energy?

>>13268079
You say that like having to share a hole used by a bunch of other men before you isn't a reason some people here have turned their back on 3D. In a gangbang you fuck a hole used by other men in the last few minutes, even. I'm not telling you to think the same way they do, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268094
>touch the monkey, do it funky
This shit writes itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268067
>"Well Anon, how is it? Feels great, right?"
>"But, I can take it to a level beyond orgasm"
>27 hours of screaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268053
>>13268051

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgMOyoippc

>AND THIS
>IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

>Mother, what is it?
>N-no! It can't be! Druella, warn your sisters!
>Pfft, what for?

>It has been born, the warrior of Legend
>The Super Kakuen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268079
I don't want to share the girl I'm fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268099
>If she's the (super) Saiyan why are we lending anon our energy?
We don't want him to die just yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268101
>KAIOCUM TIMES 3!

Dragon Ball now has MGs I guess, the real question is who is anon?
My guess is Krillin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268103
So Druella == Freeza.

That makes sense actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268101
>Now you see I've ascended once again
>"Your turn"
>Anon don't be shy
>Fine then, I'll make you scream

Rip Anon, gone but not forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268090
Damn that's primo. Thanks anon, truly you are the greatest.

Now make the hair brighter pink a bit to match Popuri from HM then switch out the armor/underwear with the more red colored blonde version's.

If you get bored I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268124
Always glad to spread a little joy.

>Popuri
Eh, I'm more of a Karen man myself, but I'll put it in my doc, I godda get something to eat first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268130
>Karen

B-But she's a drunkard! And a rabble rowser!

And a drunkard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268108
>>13268112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpv5EGg18DM

>Don't Druella! Don't you hurt a hair on my husband!
>Kahahahahaha! If it's your husband you want back, i'll be sure he sends you a postcard!
>KAKUEN SAVE M--!
>Anon blows up

>Y-you bitch!
>I will... NEVER FORGIVE YOU.... FOR THIS!
>The rocks start to scatter, air is waving from intense heat/gathering of power
>Lightning crackles around Kakuen, the tiny Hinezumi is watching, scared, the fallen Ren Xiangmao with a hole blasted through her tits by Druella

>CUE THE BRUCE FALCONER MUSIC
>I... WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER... FOR THIS
>What can you, a mere Mist Continent ape hope to accomplish against the Princess of the Demon Realm, hmm!?

>I... WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH... NEED MORE... POWER!
>UKKKYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>KAKUEN'S FUR GOES GOLDEN, THE AURA GATHERING AROUND HER
>LIGHTNING STRIKES ALL AROUND HER
>WHAT IS THIS!?

>Ara ara, foolish daughter of mine.
>You've gone and woken her up.

>M-mother!?

>Don't you know, Druella? All the daughters of that monkey have this ability. I'm afraid you've sown the storm, now reap the whirlwind.

>Hine, get out of here, and take Ren with you!
>B-but what about you, Kaku?
>JUST GO, THIS BITCH IS MINE

I need to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268137
I know, it's the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268099
>having to
>a reason some people here have turned their back on 3D.
>people here

Don't you have to actually have sex before turning your back on women?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

> In a gangbang you fuck a hole used by other men in the last few minutes, even.

You focus too much on the dick, the point, is utterly DETROYING THE CHICK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268139
>Will Druella be defeated? Find out in the next episode of Mamono Ball Z : Druella defeated!

Yes, we really need to stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268139
10/10 cringed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268151
>>13268151
>>13268151

>TFW Druella and her Final Form

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268159
>filename
kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268159
She really doesn't look like a lying whore anon.

Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268124
Right, hope this is close enough to what you wanted:
http://i.imgur.com/0MVt2AJ.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268090
Can you do one with Bonzi Buddy's colors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268104
Is she your girl? No? Then what do you care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268174
Thank you citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268175
Anon, you've become true evil...

But so have I: http://i.imgur.com/j3rlxBq.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268139
>>13268123
>>13268108
>>13268103
>>13268101

>This is what this new profile has brought upon us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268174
Can you make it a bit less bright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268192
It had to be this way.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll have you faggots know that I blame you all completely for almost giving me the motivation to do a PantyQuest based story involving Giant Ant that totally doesn't pay homage to Ultimate Hentai Kamen and her sweat ladened, pheremone laced panties making Anon go berserk with lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268198
Doitdoitdoit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268195
Lies.

The truth goes unspoken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268193
Third times's the charm.
http://i.imgur.com/Ple5BOb.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268210
>I have like 7 edits of monkey MG

That one is perfect though, thanks anon.

Here, you can take this ancient relic from times long past. I'm sure it will aid you one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268224
>I have like 7 edits of monkey MG
You don't wanna know how the project file looks...

Now I really need food though.

[Anonymous No.]

My zombie waifu is more alive than this thread right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264989
>warlord
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitsune-bi
>my power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Formlessness
>her power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Existence_Manipulation

the fight is going to be fucking wacky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268269

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268269
Do you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267037
MGs being raped by the feral animals they take inspiration from is my dark, hidden, guilty pleasure fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268269
Pumping her full of virile sperm, your life-giving seed permeating through everypart of her needy undead womb, heating her up from the inside out and giving her the "waaaaaaarm~" she so desperately craves, so she can feel warm fluids coursing through her again after so many centuries...
It doesn't *actually* cause her to be alive again, anon. Not that you should dispel her misconceptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268285

>Watching a centaur get fucked by an actual horse
>She goes weak in the knees from the size of the damned thing
>You end up getting cucked by a stallion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267137
Well, pretty sure that scientific inquiry found that squirting basically IS pissing/watersports. But far from all women experience it during orgasm, so banning all depictions of female orgasms for that is still pretty damn stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268294
This made me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>>13267263
He made a monkey?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268285
Mine is mind breaking haughty or cruel MGs into meek cuddle bugs who just want to hug you and bear your children.
And the use of milk. Lots of milk. An amount of milk that would make a herd of holstaurus balk.
Vampire, manticore, or dragon it would matter.
All shall be soft and cuddly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267260
>>13267263
>Torpedo-tits
Eh...
>Dat Ass
Oh my yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267037
>>13268285
http://b.dlsite.net/RG13306/

We have that in vidya game form already.

Or at least the trial...the password is in english.

>>13268297
>Stallion cums 9 seconds after putting it in
>MAXIMUM DISAPPOINT

You don't have to worry about getting cucked by horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268314
Tobihime is the hottest shit ever. Apparently it's supposed to come out this month, too! I hope it has a dressup/gallery mode, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268306
It makes me happy.
Tricking naive chicks into sex because they think it'll do something it won't, is, for some reason, one of my obscure fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268323
What did you convince Sadako there that giving her a facial would do? Stop people being scared of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268003
>Dem Lips
An image which depicts relatively little.
And yet, is worth so damn fuckin' much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268071
Could just be an orgy, where everyone has sex around each other, but restricted to their own partners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268139
She may be able to go Super Momano but can she resist my ultimate attack The super cuddle bug technique, I hug her from behind, nibble her ears, in twine my fingers with hers all while saying I love be her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268323
>Tell a Goblin it'll make her have boobs like a Hobgoblin
>Tell a Wurm it'll make her smarter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268368
>orgy

Dropped harder than a baby Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268376
Little Hellhounds are cute as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268368
Then that's not an orgy, its just a mass public fuck fest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268376
That's hos we got Goku you know.
Do you want to be the one to raise her after that?
Because I will if not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268376
It's like you want to be dragged to hell and raped.

No, worse, it's like you want to be dragged to hell and be raped by Kuga and Kuuga, the Ushi and Hellhound sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268387
I swear to fucking god if you start that shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268373
I don't think a Wurm would care what the cum did as long as she was getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268376
>Not wanting a baby Hellhound
>Not wanting to raise a little terror that bows to no earthly authority except her daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268393
I hate kids.

[Anonymous No.]

Are catgirls considered monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268414
As long as they only have two ears, otherwise it's just fancy cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268389
I feel obligated to write a story about Ushi and Hellhound twin sisters born from an Echidna with those same names now anon.

Except I won't since annoying one singular "Kamen Rider Anon" isn't really worth the effort.

On the flipside I could score some major views from the google bots and masochists who get off to their pelvis's being effectively crushed from snu snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268414
Depends on how much cat is present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268418
I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268418
I would read that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268382
And the difference is...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268416
What if they're a hybrid mosnter girl that has a pair of each type of ears attached to her skull?
>>13268421
Where is the line drawn on what is and isn't a catgirl monstergirl? What is a catgirl that isn't cat enough to be a monstergirl called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268418
I hate the fact that you exist anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268433
Then they'd be a very odd looking chimera hat could hear in ultra-stereo and track down sounds with pinpoint accuracy.
And the line is 10%

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268432
Orgy is everybody fucking everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268314
Yeah, people really don't realize that humans and dolphins are the only species on the planet that have been recorded as having enjoyed sex.

Most other animals just view it as a chore, hell chimps ejaculate around 3-4 seconds after insertion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268414
>>13268416
I think it's down to their behaviour rather than looks.Do they act like a person with cosplay ears? Doesn't count. If they exhibit any of the following:
>Cat-like instincts
>Involuntary purring/nyas
>Go into heat
Then they might be a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost Easter Time.
Is your Bunny Girl ready to be stuffed silly with chocolates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268457
I'm not black so...no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268457
More like chocolate-covered sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268455
I'm not so sure if I agree. I'd still consider a cat girl a monster girl if she had the ears, despite whatever behaviour she presented, since she's not human. Meanwhile, I wouldn't consider a human girl that had all the traits you've listed to be a monster girl, even if they were inate to her and not being acted out consciously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268464
>You're entire body is dipped in chocoalte
>'Go on Babe, lick it all off.'
>She does
>But she takes too long and it all hardens and you're stuck until she eats it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268457
Gonna need lots of milk for all that chocolate, that's where I come in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268457
I dunno, I'm planing giving her cream filling until she looks fit to burst
I'm sure one eensy weensy, teeny ting chocolate wouldn't hurt though

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW finally got out of bed after imagining cuddling my waifu in bed all morning

Anyone else do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268470
Good thing she's pretty skilled with her mouth.
>>13268475
I usually save it for night. Something pleasant to dwell on as I fall asleep, even if it doesn't really make much sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268470
>dipping your body in chocolate
>not dipping hers
What are you, diabetic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268475
No because I'm not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268475
I only really do that at night. First thing in the morning I don't have my wits about me and having clear fantasies/delusions is borderline impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268481
>Not wanting your waifu to lick you
That's like a third of the fun of monster girl waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268495
>not wanting to lick your monster girl waifu
That's where the other two thirds of the fun are at.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to have one night stands with MGs.

None of that romance bullshit, just a night of sex and leave in the morning without giving a name or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268507
You're a monster. You don't deserve their love and kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268507
I don't know man, monstergirls have crazy tracking abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268514
I know.

I just want to fuck them, not be their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268507
Why not just become a gigolo? At least then you'd get paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268519
Ever consider a Bicorn or a Doppelganger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267263
Can we get some pro-active dating with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268507
Anon that's a sure way to have the MGC police swoop down on you. Do you want 6 months in correction centre where the Cheshire prison warden laughs at you getting abused by your Ushi cell mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268537
I would rather gut myself than live anywhere near a shithole like MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, what's wrong with scoring with MGs but not being married to them?

That's like removing friends with benefits and bachelors / bachelorettes from the equation entirely.

I thought it worked like that and there was always a "risk" of scoring with one that wants you for a husband instead of just a one night stand or occasional fuck buddy.

Like that was the threat, go out and try out new monster girls, hope they don't want you as an eternal mate so you can remain a bachelor, and the ones that husbandu you basically hunt down / rape you.

At least in a modern setting, I always imagined MGE MGs raping and sexing up willing participants until they find a man they like enough to "keep".

[Anonymous No.]

You have been visited by some mean looking mafia types. They say you will be moving into a nice home in the suburbs of Monster Girl City. If you don't like it they hand you a fork and tell you to disembowel yourself with it. You don't want to know what they'll do if you refuse to do that. So, my fellow anons, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268541
MGC is only bad if you're some weirdo who hates the idea of sex and/or marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268551
Take the house
I mean, free shelter's free shelter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268554
Or if you like having rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268551
There's no reason not to move there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268551
I'd just leave the minute I got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268551
Take the offer and hope I get on with my new neighbours. MGC isn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268555
>House in MGC
>Shelter

A house in MGC acting as...shelter? Like in the traditional sense right? Like sheltering from mother nature and shit?

Because that's about all the sheltering a house in MGC that will be able to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268551
Suburbs are nice.
I'm game, beats the streets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268563
I wonder how the suburbs compare to the actual city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268551
Become erect and take the offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268551
Well, that's not suspicious at all, so I guess I go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268565
Anon, a house is a house

[Anonymous No.]

Would you adopt a recently hatched monster girl, after seeing the dead body of her mother on the ground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
Pretty dark, but yes. I would raise her as my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
inb4 daughteru fucking

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
Yes, just like how I adopted the stray purple werecat and the starving hellpups in a box

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
Yes. Would do my best to raise her up and keep her safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
I check the mother's dead body to see how hot she was, so I can judge whether or not I'll want to dick her daughteru I adopt when she's old enough.

Not really, but I'm sure some people WOULD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268555
>>13268558
>>13268561
>>13268563
>>13268566
>>13268570
>>13268572
Your new roommate is the Boss's daughter. She is a: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

How do you two get along?

[Anonymous No.]

Line 90
http://pastebin.com/s6KDanEg
>Date at the Cinema

I guess I'm pandering to the anubisfuckers now. Next time is gonna be an Occult Anubis story, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268548
Because monster girls are not human women. They are governed by different instincts. Monster girls are hard monogamous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
Well naturally I'd have to.
She probably already imprinted on me anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
Akaname. At least I will forever be clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Mantis

Even if I liked them in the past I'm still leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
I become her sex toy for tentacle rape if she's into that, or I develop feelings for her and become the first she ever had that would understand and accept her differences. Either way I go to bed with her with intentions of crossbreeding procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Ghost
She would constantly spy on me and possess me, trying to get me to fuck her. It would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Oomukade
Just fine I think. Time to put that girl on a healthy diet of hugs, head pats, and [Redacted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Thunderbird
Well this is a shocking development. I do love Thunderbirds though, a fresh new home and a cute room mate is like winning the lottery, what's the catch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268632
She's paranoid delusional schizophrenic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Will-o-wisp
I'm never going outside again, am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268638
Probably not. At least you'll enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Kakuen
Fuckin' really? First day she's out and I get a butt-tastic monkey in a roll? I am entirely OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268642
Yeah, fiery ghost sex is awright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Apsara
I think we'll get along fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Lava Golem
Well, it's safe to say things'll get pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268551
>>13268599

>Beelzebub

Everything is clear now, I know what I must do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268638
She'll be at your side whenever possible. Always expect at least one part of your body, no matter how minor, to be inside the transforming cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Kakuen
I swear I didn't cheat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268606
>abomination cameo
Anyways, I never thought a make-out session would give me a hard-on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268661
How adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268658
She'll be great for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268606
First off, that picture is new to me, and thanks for sharing.
Second.
>Waking up in the embrace of Anubis Childhood Friend
>Teasing by Momma Anubis
>Movie date
>Weird, supernatural make-out influence
Whole lotta wonderful stuff to read here, and I definitely can't wait for more! It's great!

>I guess I'm pandering to the anubisfuckers now. Next time is gonna be an Occult Anubis story, too.
Bless you. God, Bless you for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Wight
im probably going get dragged to all sorts of events and shit aren't i
better hope none of them are earlier or ill be unresponsive or devolving to a caveman state

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268694
Hope you like opera and concerts every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268694
You have only the undead mafia events to think about now. Imagine the pomp and circumstance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Cheshire
Lord have mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268697
Holy shit I would fucking kill somebody if I had to go to those fucking things more than once a decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268697
>opera and concerts every day
KRONG SMASH OPERA

[Anonymous No.]

>Lanternon's newest chapter
Well, now I really want to see what happens next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268709
>Honey, please calm down. People are staring
>Krong no care, this music lack cow bell

[Anonymous No.]

Question: Do people prefer the separated chapter format, or story all in one bin format to read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268718
Eh, I think it'd vary from story to story.
Some stories, better to divide it up. Others, better to keep it all in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268718
I prefer the story to be all in one bin, makes bookmarking and navigation easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268718
I'm indifferent but if I had to pick one it would be in one pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268718
>>13268723
I think it also depends on how many chapters and concurrent stories there are. It's easier to find the new one if they're all separate, but it's easier to keep track of an ongoing story if they're all in one.

[Anonymous No.]

New record, ded thred at 4:50 in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/919tQAWu

HARAM

HARAM

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268770
Time for zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268770
People are probably with their families for the weekend or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268770
Fucking Wheel Skeletons.
So glad nothing of their tier of annoying is in Bloodborne.

Granted I'd take them any day over Mother Brains...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268775
>http://pastebin.com/919tQAWu
I remember this being discussed previously.

Do you intend to pursue this with more profiles? I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268775

Bollocks, you asshole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268770
Waiting on Monkey translation.

Also wondering if we have enough for an MG Journey to the West
-Kakuen
-P'Orc
-Dark Priest
-Undine (closest I could find in terms of a water spirit)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268770
Blame Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268776

I'd rather a lich.

We need more lich stories and art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268777
>tfw all I got for the holidays was a letter from the state saying my health insurance was cancelled 2 days before the letter was even postmarked
>tfw I have an appointment with my doctor for a possible ear infection first thing Monday morning, and neither the doctor's office nor the state are open before then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268770

It's that time again.

>>13268785

What'd I do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAzCU29y2-U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268787
Maybe a Sahuagin instead of an Undine?
Most of the modern depictions I see tend to have that role filled by a Fish-Person like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268770
Why hasn't anyone drawn one of these things as a cute girl? I mean, all you have to do is draw a paler MGE Skeleton, and give her a spiked, transformable backpack similar to the Stargazer Gundams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268808
Because everyone would rather just draw Priscilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268792
I hope that it's nothing big anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268808
Because they are the nightmare of everyone who played the game.

I don't want to fuck my nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Kakuen the newest member of the Grin Squad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268770
>4:50
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268808

Because Priscilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268824
Yes. Someone edit her in on the left side there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268789
Lich has more art than a lot of girls but I still wouldn't object to more. Lich is love.
>>13268808
I guess the whole "it could have possibly been a dude when it was alive" deal puts some people off but some people are okay with Alps, wouldn't mind skeletons getting some attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268821
But she just wants to help heal you anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268824
Why don't we try something new? How about we make the three/four of them mortal enemies that would kick eachothers shit in for a husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268824
Yes. Yes she is.
See >>13267295

[Anonymous No.]

So the new girl is a monkey right?

Well now that reminds me of my trip the Central America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268824

> Grin Squad
> Not Grin Quartet

And now you're imagining them raping a guy while singing Barbershop stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268780

There'll be maybe two more Elf profiles which increase in bullying difficulty.

Drow aren't an option because >Ayy lamao Dark Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268842
Sounds like a lead in for story time.

[Anonymous No.]

Capuchin Kakuen when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268846
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268024

I played and completed Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker years ago and I only realized that now that you mentioned it.

Holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268608
>Monster girls are hard monogamous.
Except those who aren't, right?

Many monster girls in canon seem to be perfectly fine with sharing husband (Fallen Brides), specially some specific species of monster girls (Khepris and other).

It might be dependant on their individual preferences or their species instincts, but monster girls don't seem very much against polygamy.
You just don't see a monster girl with several husbands because of >NTR,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268854
It's not a very long story though, but I guess I can talk about the two encounters I had.

So when I was about 10 or 11 my mother took me to Honduras for a two week vacation. During the vacation we went on a tour to some sanctuary or some shit filled with different types of monkeys and birds and all of a sudden some little black and white one hopped onto my head and stayed there for most of the tour.

Little guy was really friendly with me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268824
Here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887
Monkey is smuggest confirmed.

I'm gonna spank her ass brighter than a Baboon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887
Let me see if I can come out with a cleaner version.
And hats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268858
Oh good, someone screencapped that.
Saves me the trouble of doing so later today. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887
Out of all four of them, who'd win in a wrasslin' match?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887
They get smugger as you go from left to right

[Anonymous No.]

STANDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887
Compared like that, KC's smiles have been improving. Just the canine impression from Hellhound to Kakuen is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887
"Hey, you're the new kid right? Welcome to MGC High..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268902
I too noticed this. Do we have a smug monster scale now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268905
Nice work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887
>Clever Girl
>Crazy Cat
>Horrible Hound
>Cheeky Monkey
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268905
Isn't Big Boss still a brunette by the time of MGSV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268913
I think Kakuen's grin is more of a cocky one, a different kind of smug I guess.

She's probably really good at Gym Class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268920
Delinquents, the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268053
She really is a Super Sand Lesbian!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268925

The Snake from Ground Zeroes is not the real one, hence the different voice actor. He and his "sons" have white hair by the time of 4.

The real snake is dreaming in The Phantom Pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268053
>tfw you have an incredibly chuuni Kakuen daughteru who picks fights with other Monster Girls in order to get stronger and 'raise her power level'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268941
Big Boss had greyed hair by the time of the first Metal Gear though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268858

You're not supposed to save my brain farts you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268958
Too bad, that boner fuel is too damn good not to save.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887
I want to rub the Kakuen's little round monkey ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268948
>Not raising your power level
Git gud dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268958
I've saved several of your brain farts over a period of time.

Your Ushi-Oni TF greentext being the first.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want monster girls in my life anymore.

They'd just be so much trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268974
Where is your sense of fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268974
You wouldn't think so when they're cuddling you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268952

Big Boss is indeed old in the first MG, because it happens in the 90's.

MGS3 happens in the 60's.

Portable Ops, Peace Walker, Ground Zeroes (with the fake snake) and The Phantom Pain happen in the 70's(?).

The old Metal Gears happen in the 90's, when Naked Snake, a.k.a. Big Boss is already old and Solid Snake (one of his "sons") is the new protag.

MGS 1 & 2 happen in the early 2000's.

MGS 4 happens in 2014.

Metal Gear RULES OF NATURE happen sometime after 4.

Remember, the real Big Boss has Zadornov's red mechanical prostethic limb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268974
They were never involved in your life in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268980
That means Hayter is just rusing us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268977
Dead along with my childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268980
I think Revengeance took place 2-3 years after MGS4, putting it in 2017.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887

The picture worked with Cheshire and Manticore but hellhound and monkey are looking in other directions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268987

Along with Kojima, yes. Hayter is most likely doing Snake's VA in The Phantom Pain. You'll see the difference when it comes out.

Too bad Kojima fucked off from Konami. So TPP will probably the last game of the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268971

I'm both flattered and disgusted, Stalker-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268995
Monkey on far left hell hound on right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268995
Would need to edit the Manticore as well since her braid is cut off. I just took the lazy route.

Feel free to move the Kakuen to the left if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268995
Oh wow I totally wouldn't have seen where their fucking eyes are looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268995
It's like one of those group photo's where there's always someone not looking at the camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268995
As >>13269004 says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268997
Which is what Kojima wanted anyway. I'm sure it'll be a worthy send-off.

The true shame is no MGR2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267263
Oh man oh man oh MAN!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Deader than a suicidal man's will to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268995
I gave it a try.

How's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269080
Out with the old smug.

In with the new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269080
Or crowding a bit less into Manticore's personal space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269080
Monkey looks too smooshed in to Manticore, and her tail covering Manticore and Cheshire looks pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269080
>This fucking monkeys tail is on my head
>Fucking monkey
>I could be at home being fed tuna from a can

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269074
We could always fight about nonsensical BS for 500 post in a 3 hour time frame. That'd liven things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269089
>>13269080
Crop out the monkey's tail and there's no need to move the monkey that far left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269089
Better, but now monkey looks a bit too far from Manticore, that big white space between them is unpleasant.

Tail really should just be cut out. You don't see Manticore's tailpussy all up in Cheshire's face, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13264844
I think I'm good enough that I'd be the only on left with clothing or if I lose I'd get too into it to care.

>Anon aren't you embarrassed?!
>Don't you want to do anything... lewd?
>Now's not the time! Snake ain't losing this match again!
>Ara ara~
>Why don't you let me play with your snake Anon-
>Eat RPG to the fucking face!
>That's cheating!
>That's not cheating! This is cheating!
>Snake pulls out detonator and hits the button
>Her character is blow up and flies off screen
>You are ruining the plan Anon!
>Ruining?! This is the best Brawl fight of all my life! Another rematch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269080
>>13269089
Let the professionals do the monkeying around, Anons.

Just wait there. These things take time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269102
>truckerecore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Mantis

I guess i'll enjoy my new lovely and adorable wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267768
>>ss
>>basically pedophilia
These threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269102
>Professionals
I'm expecting 1080p 60fps quality here, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
I would. But I likely would try to bring the mother to a lich aswell. No child should grow up without their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269101
>Snake
Good taste, although Kirby has consistently been my main since 1.
>Mfw me and my friends all start chanting "It's Cooking Time With Kirby" like retards when someone gets his Amash move off.
Good times, almost as good as when I did random in Mario Kart and got a hitler Mii.
>None can stahp Zee Blitzkrieg of Zee third Riech!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269114
It was back back before the groin surprise, Anon.
But I still saw it all the way through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269118
>Marrying a Mafia Princess
That's a dread road you tread anon...

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49641540

Well that's an interesting way of interpreting her cage.

[Anonymous No.]

Choco-Panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269143
Hey, you act like I wouldn't Marry the Oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269101
>tfw my friends always grimace when I cheese them with Ike
>Or Sonic
>tfw no such complaints when I wreck them with Robin, Lucina, or ZSSamus

[Anonymous No.]

I cut off the monkey's tail, hopefully it'll grow back.

[Anonymous No.]

>That one greentext or story that will never be expanded upon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269151
...what does that have to do with...? I thought you Mafia Princess was a Mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268775
But elves are for tender loving!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269156
This looks pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269147
That licking smile face thing again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269157
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269102
What professionals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269159
His was, mine is the Oomukade. None shall stop me for taking her hand in marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269147
Best panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268775
Ugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269164

You got a problem with Oni, brah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269143
I'm aware of that. I likely would try and look for a possiblity to move far away from it all. Allowing us to start a family in piece.

>>13269170
Oomukades a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269156
Oh no. They're going to bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269182
I got a problem with all monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269170
Well alright man, I ain't gonna stop you. Hope you're prepared for all the shit that comes with life with a Mafia Princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269186
>look for a possiblity to move far away from it all. Allowing us to start a family in piece.
>in piece
>s
That doesn't seem like a great idea...
I know you likely meant "Peace". Good plan, and good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269200
R.I.P. in pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269192
I am ready.
Always

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine your favorite monster girl.
Got it? Good.

This time, she is your dear sweet imouto. Growing up, you felt it was always your sworn duty to protect her from all hurt, harm, and danger, and help her through all sickness and disease. During your childhood days, you were always her most trusted friend and her loyal protector. Growing up, you felt that this bond you share with her would last forever, and you would be able to embark on vast journeys together across the RPG-esque world you live in.

But it is not meant to be so.
(Roll 1-99 at https://www.random.org/))

1-33: As a child, you always dragged your dear imouto on your misguided adventures with yur other friends through the woods, and other such dangerous, monster-ridden habitats, and as such often put up you’re your father’s scolding lectures because of it. You never did listen to your father’s lectures. He was a stern man whom you quite frankly never saw break a smile.

But one day, after a terrifyingly traumatic experience that ended up splitting apart the friendships you made among your childhood friends, your father decided to have your imouto adopted to another distant family, believing that she will be safer away from your influence.

Now, many years later, you embark on a journey that will lead you to healing the world’s wounds with a group of friends, both new and old, and eventually meet up with your sister along the way.

(Continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269207
Are you ready for her to dote on you and protect you, because she's afraid that exposing you to her work might end up with you becoming like her, or getting hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269200
Rest in R.I.P.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269217

She is, however, not the sweet imouto she once was. Years of anger over having been cast aside by her old family has left her slightly bitter towards her father—and towards you. During the years she has been away, she has developed a mindset for diligence, and is now far more skilled than you in combat, and in leadership. Make no mistake—eventually, the question of where you stand compared to your once sweet imouto will be brought up.

While she will eventually join you and your friends on your romp across the world, it will take a lot of care and time to repair the bond you once had with your imouto, though it will never quite be the same as it used to be.

To make matters worse, your childhood friend is a tsundere with throwing knives for weapons.

(Continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268277
>someone made rule 34 of this

[Anonymous No.]

So which monster girl do you want to give you a nice relaxing massage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269228
Zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269228
I hire a Kraken Masseuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269224

34-66: Your home was ravaged by war, its people plagued with death. Only a few survived the destruction that had fallen on your hometown, including your family. However, the damage had been done. Your home was now gone, and you were forced to live elsewhere as refugees. Over the years, as you began to see more and more that the war that destroyed your town continued to rage on, you grew more and more hateful towards the world. Eventually, you developed a plan to wipe the slate clean: to burn down the world that had wronged you, and start a new one from scratch—one wherein you and your imouto could live in peace.

Your little sister knew how wrong this plan of yours was, and eventually fell out with you, knowing in her heart that she would have to kill you for you to put a stop to your plans for mass genocide. You can see how strong and kind your sweet imouto has become in vast contrast to the world she had been born in, but you will only see it as her greatest enemy.

Though you will be able to leave the world knowing that your imouto has grown strong enough to stand on her own two feet, she will gather a band of fire-forged friends together to defeat you as her final boss after a long journey across the world and back.

To make matters worse, your death will be brought upon you by her sweet singing voice.

(Continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269218
Ofcourse, I'd like to see if she could handle my cuddling prowess or when I rub her antenna

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269228

I wouldn't mind a massage by Tamamo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
>Druella
A-Am I going to be OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269228
I can't help but wonder how a purrsage would feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269255
She'll be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

*teleports behind you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269255
Well, physically yes.

Mentally and emotionally? Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269260
as good as a purr job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269179

Ugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269228
Ren Xionmao. Happy ending optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269265
Joke was already made and it was just as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269265
And? There five of them in the area, it's to be expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269265
"S-Stop that!"

"And take off that fedora, you look ridiculous."

"No I'm not euphoric."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269265
...And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269145
That's actually rather neat, if only for the fact that the art is QUALITY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269262
>>13269268
Can I at least ask for cuddles and healing afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269287
She'll want you to cuddle with her and say nice things when everyone is saying she's a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269265
You are just asking for the milk, darn cats breaking into my home.
Violating my privacy without license, what's this city coming too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269294
But she is a shit.

All Lilims a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269300
They are nice ladies that just want cute human boys to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, reading your old posts and greentexts from the past in the archive is quite nostalgic. We sure made alot of history ever since we've been kicked over to /jp/. Time went by so fast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268277

The blonde kid is the most gormless looking fucker I've ever seen.

Also, after some research I'm highly amused to see these books are actual things. We need a drawfag to make MG edits for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269240

67-99: In a world where emotion manifests into physical form, you and your imouto had to escape from your hometown one day, after an assassin came in an attempt to kill you and her with extreme prejudice. Seeking the help from Dense MC-kun to try and find a way to defeat your assassin together, you eventually find yourselves cornered, unable to fight back. The result of the encounter left your dear, sweet imouto devoid of the source of all her emotions, and is now practically mindbroken as far as you are concerned, and unless you find these sources and give them back to her, she will end up staying this way forever.

Although you will be able to protect your sister alongside the MC, and your bonds with her will still remain intact, you will worry that every day you haven’t returned her to normal will be another day closer to her being permanently mindbroken.

To make matters worse, you’ve come to suspect that Dense MC-kun might very well be fantasizing about doing this and that with your sister as we speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
I'd preserve the mother's corpse and go on an adventure to bring her back to life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269297
>tfw you keep getting a cheshire girl who raids your fridge every night, stealing your cartons and gallons of milk before taking off into the night
>It stops when you switch to soy milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269310
I wish imgur would let me upload files directly into an album instead of being required to dump them outside of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269322
>Bringing people back from the dead
>Cheating death

yall niggas cray

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269217
>>13269224
>>13269240
>>13269317
I think you over exerted yourself on a simple roll, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269317
>Dormouse
>Roll 82
Her hopes and dreams, gone. I shall get them back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269340
I do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269317
>Mindbroken Crow Tengu Imouto
How sad. I would protect her with everything I have and not let anyone lay a single finger on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269328
>Not Drugging some milk you left for her in a glass and going full milk man on her

Do you even blessed dairy Anon? I'd back sure she has hips that force her to go through doors sideways before letting her go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269217
>>13269224
>Anubis Imouto who hates my guts
Ouch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268475
No, because I'm not hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269328
>Spike milk with dormouse molasses
>Hear a clatter at night
>Come out
>See a soft and fluffy as fuck cheshire snoozing in a puddle of spilt milk in the middle of the night,
>Carry her up to bed
>Anon obtained a new daki.
>She's purring in her sleep when you wake up, and there are signs of her having been awake before you, too.
>She could have just teleported out
>Chose not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268507
Mein neger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268548
Because somehow /mgg/ got filled with commitmentfaggots..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268507
Enjoy your succubi/alps/undead/all the other mgs who are only in it for the spirit energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269224
>>13269217
>Lamia imotou who hates me
To be honest, I probably deserve it but either way, she is my imotou and I will help her however I can. Even if she is better than me
Why is this so familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268579
Depends on the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269228
Lava Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269408
You, you know how this works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269420
I think the vanilla meme got so stronk it actually stopped being a "lel MEME" and actually turned into a form of memetics in which anons who were new and old slowly moved onto purity and commitment. I think this is a goodthing

>>13269433
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13265331
A MILF Hellhound.

I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269427
If you think it's familiar, hen it's familiar on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269434
>I think this is a good thing
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268507
I'm sure they could oblige you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268475
I want a daki of mai waifu...it'd be better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269434
I think they should stop forcing it on other people. Not everyone wants a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269434
Soft cheschire daiki, the best fate for a trouble maker like her.

>>13269443
I'm more trying to remember the game. I'm drawing a blank

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269456
>I think they should stop forcing it on other people. Not everyone wants a wife.
Get out. For your own good really, every one in here is a faggot who crams their oppinions down other people's throats, barring the rare few. I don't know what you're looking for but it isn't here.

>>13269460
Oh, you were agreeing with the scenario. I get it. I thought perhaps you wanted me to write about it in prose or some shit. I mean I really want to, but to start yet another story without finishing the ones I already have? nty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268548
Nothing, since MGs husbando the man they "take a liking to", as you sort of said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269442
>MILF Hellhound
I'd love to see what her tactics would be for securing that young highschooler boy dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269460
It's Tales.
All three were from Tales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269468
>every one in here is a faggot who crams their oppinions down other people's throats
>this means you must accept them

LOL No.

>I don't know what you're looking for but it isn't here.

Entertainment, and says you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269476

"Tactics?" All she needs to do is grab his crotch, look him squarely in the eye, and say "Mine."

[Anonymous No.]

Discuss Monkey Girls.

http://i.imgur.com/IrsL05M.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269476
It starts with R...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269483
Monkeys are annoying little shits, I live around them and all they do is make noise and move around in packs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269485
Rest and Relaxation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269483
I kinda wish legoman would draw MGs.
Too bad he'll never draw lamias, and even if he did, they'd have lamiasses because you can tell he's an assman to end all assmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269486
>Implying you wouldn't want a tiny Monkey Girl sidekick who rides on your shoulders and 'eeps'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269483
They a shit. All monkeys a shit and I would put all people in the world who like monkeys in camps for execution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269485
Redemption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269483
>http://i.imgur.com/IrsL05M.png
L-lewd
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l
e
w
d

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269490
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269490
That's correct, I would hate that.

Animal sidekicks are a horrible tv trope that only leads to annoyance and wasted screen time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269483
>Kakuen Gakuen
>And you're one of the few males students attending

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269479
Alright man, nothin' will come of telling some one else what they want, so I'm not gonna do that, I'm just sayin', if you want your entertainment without opinionated people who think that you shouldn't like what they don't like, you won't find it. Not here, not all the time at any rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269477
Thought so

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269480
>All she needs to do is grab his crotch, look him squarely in the eye, and say "Mine."
Boner Yes.

>>13269483
>Tailjob + Buttjob
Boner YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269492
>>13269487
Request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269489
He also draws butt ugly faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269497
>"Hey kid, you up for some 'monkey business'?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269489
>tfw thinking about commissioning Legoman to draw Anubis Lewd
Just not sure if I have the money right now. Granted I did just get paid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269499
Son, I've been here since the beginning, I know the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269499
>He's on 4chan
>Talk to him like he doesn't know how autistic the community here is
It's like you think this is his first time on the site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269505
I think they're alright.
I mean, they have a small hint of 3D, but tastefully so. At least it's not tumblrface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269442
>wanting something that couldn't hold on to her husband
>wanting to contend to her shitty tsundere rapebaby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269510

Don't lie. You'd sell blood and sperm to pay for Anubutt pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269442
Would she be bitter and cynical after raising an entire litter of Hellpups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267989
There's already art, just look through Danbooru and even the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269507
I dunno...I've never been good at entrepreneurship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269504
>"Hey there young boy you want some fug????"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269514
Whatever you say, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269523
>Blood
I'm actually pretty squeemish with needles. I've had panic attacks and nearly fainted from going to get blood work done.

Granted if the price was right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269511
>>13269512
>I think they should stop forcing it on other people

So why- No, fuckit, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269480
This is my package. My package is mine. You cannot have my package.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269537
Okay, you have a fair point...
His Zelda stuff has gotta go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269532
>She pants as you lie down as she told you to.
>"First you take your hands, and you place them here like this~..."
>http://i.imgur.com/ivVStkQ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269542
Because /mgg/ does not rule over me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269531
Can you just imagine that? Kakuen teaming up with Tanuki , maybe for some sort of Mist Continent import-export business bringing bananas and banana spidergirls into MGC?
I don't think any competition could stand up to a combination of Tanuki jewing and Kakuen SMUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269542
And you don't have to share their opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269562
>Nothing can stand up to a monkey with money
>Implying a fox and her motley crew couldn't do the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269547
He has a weird fixation on making Link a cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

Your two most favorite MGs are your new neighbors, and rivals. This leads to lots of loitering on your lawn, and asking you to judge their silly contests.
How much do you suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269532
I want some dinner, then maybe I may want sum fuq.

[Anonymous No.]

>You never embark on a journey to the west with a P'Ork, Kappa, and Kakuen
>You'll never realize that we wasted the DBZ color edit on her for being the first monkey and will now have to resort to SSJ4 colors for the actual Son Goku MG should she be made because of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269562
"Oh boy, my extra large crate of Mist Continent bananas has arrived!"

>As Anon opens the crate, a jet of spider web shoots out of it, grabs him and pulls him inside.

[Anonymous No.]

How would MGs react to a guy with a list of partners dozens long that only wants one night stands and is capable of evading nearly every MG? And bicorn repellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269584
Just another day at the docks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269575
Exactly. I don't like it.
Especially with Groose of all things. More like Gross.

Also, butt-splitting anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Dark Priest
>Dark Valkyrie

No. Suffering. At All.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269582
Or we could use the Super Saiyan God colors. Or the Electric Blue Super Saiyan colors that we're rumored to see in Revival of F

Or we could just not give a fuck and use the super saiyan colors again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269586
They'd call him a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269532

Not from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269586
Sounds like a gud fuk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Apophis
>Kunoichi
Oh man. Lots of sneaky shit's gonna be going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269586
Amazement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269596
>use the super saiyan colors again
But that's pointless and will resut in people bitching like "Using the same colors AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269538
PANOCHA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Dragon vs Anubis
>Silly contests
>On my lawn
Nothing about this is suffering. Not in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Crow Tengu
>Cyclops

These nerds will waste all my free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Alp
>Lizardman

Can we settle it in Smash? And then can I join in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269317
Mindbroken Wurm.

I have a lot of work to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Anubis and Dragon.

I don't know, something like pic-related would be seen each morning on my lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269586
Sickened but curious. As well as aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269626
Smash is too tame
Settle it in a game of Mario Party

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
> Slime
> Ghoul
I don't want one of my waifus to eat the other, but I see it's inevitability like a slow-moving car-crash

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
But I like more than two, who's on my lawn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269639
Waifu inside a waifu?
Can a ghoul even hold that much slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Jabberwock and Hellhound
This isn't suffering, it's heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269638
My palms throbbed a little when I moused over that spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269637
>"M-Maybe he has two dicks!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269586
> "He just needs someone to show him a comfy, lazy time, ku ku ku"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269638
I could get behind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
Kikimora vs. Ren Xiongmao

Let's see which one handles a stick better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269651
Old memories resurfacing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269647
> "We're practicing pregnancy!"
> "Come oooon~, Anon, we both want to do it for real... ♥"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269651
I know the feeling. My hands were shaking when i was typing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Yeti
>Yuki-onna
>Yuki makes the better snowmen because Yeti melts hers
>Yuki always tries to make it too cold for Yeti but never works
>My house always ends up iced over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269635
That's incredibly sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269666
Would some MGs get PTSD from the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269665
Well, that ghouls fit for popping out kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269623
>>13269636
Fuckin' Doubles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Wrewolf and Werecat
It's going to be raining cats and dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269635
>Mindbroken Wurm.
There's a time to kill, and there's a time to kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Mouse
>Cat
It's just like my old cartoons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269672
> Yuki goes a bit yan and decides to snow Anon's house in so he can't get taken by any of those FILTHY WHORES in town
> Her work complete, she peers through the frosted glass of the window
> Anon's shivering on the couch, his breath frosting in front of him
> "I'm sorry, my love... just bear with it a little while. I'll warm you right up soon... but better you be cold now then be STOLEN AWAY BY SOME WHORE"
> Wait, there's someone else in his house?
> Yeti walks into the room carrying a mug of cocoa
> Anon's eyes go heart-pupils at the prospect of waaaaarmth; yeti bundles him into a fluffy embrace
> Flips Yuki the bird as she closes the curtains

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269635
>>13269677
>>13269702
How do you mindbreak a simpleton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269638
That is just going to destroy friendships. I don't see how this is going to end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269708
Crushing her childish notions of right and wrong
Betraying her trust and breaking her heart
Taking her Legos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269708
The way that was mentioned earlier.
Take away her emotions, so she can't feel anything.
Then you have to get all of them back, one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269708

You tell her the floor is lava.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269708
Through heinous, evil things you deserve to burn eternally for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Crow Tengu
>Kitsune
I'm more curious what sort of silly contests between the two would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269708
Eat her french fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269714
My Wurmfu just builds nothing but crude dicks. I could never take that away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269706
Yanderes love chew the scenery, and that's why I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269730
That won't mindbreak her.
But it will lead to her writing a song about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269731
How about making things WITH her, and teaching her to either make more things or better dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269741
I tried making the space shuttle with her but she just ended up making crude lewd jokes.

It was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269706
>Yeti gives a smug grin that could compete with Hellhound
>Yuki goes Yandere SSJ2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269749
I made a good looking Jeep with my Wurmfu, only for her to attach the dick she made to the top like some lewd missile launcher.
I love her dearly, but I wish she went back to cuddling me while I cooked for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269761
Is this going to be a thing now? Wurms and lego dicks? Because I'm loving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269771
Whoever decided to give a Wurm Lego is the smartest human or monster to ever live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266574
It feels like brushes, feathers, fingers and whatever else her tickle toy collection holds.

After 17 sessions I've only seen a quarter of what all is supposedly in there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269771
Might as well.
>Baby Wurm makes her first lego construct
>It's a lego dick
>Baby Anubis in the same pen gets jealous and rips it apart before running off with the legos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269782
That Anubis is getting spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

Which TF2 class would your waifu play the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269795
And that Wurm is getting some ice cream.
>She notices the cone is phallic shaped
>Giggles

[Anonymous No.]

How would your to-be waifu react if she found out you were sent to war overseas before she got the chance to husbando you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269818
We'd both be surprised. I didn't sign up to be cannon fodder.

Alternatively, we'd both run to another country, like the Mist Continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269818
>"Oh, that's... Something Anon."
>"Actually, let me get you a going away present though! Just turn around and close your eyes..."

I later wake up with a splitting head ache locked in a bedroom filled with happy things that I like, no windows, and my waifu coming in asking how I like my new home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269805
>Tengu
Scout
>>13269818
>"Hey anon, before you go, would you mind coming up to my place in the far mountains only a few can reach in a location only I allow others in? Don't worry I'll take you there myself!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269818
She probably wouldn't care.

Come on anon, it's a fact people are easily replaceable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269830
>>13269831
Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269805
>Dhampir
Either Spy or Medic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269818
By making damn sure I knock her up before I leave, I guess
Although knocking up a slime takes literally a whole baby's worth of sperm, so I don't think I'd be in much state to ship out after that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269782
That. Is. Adorable.

>>13269795
Just like her mother.

>>13269805
Your pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269805
>Alp

Medic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269844

I can't take that stupid cage dress seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269818
My training camp would be invaded. By aliens.
Actually a UFO my waifu built to abduct me and take me somewhere safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269782
>lego dick

The fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269855
First off great taste. Second off you don't need a whole baby's worth of sperm to impregnate a slime. The have zygotes like humans do. You just need a well placed load. If you want to do more that's fine but don't feel like you have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269868

>Human men are sent to boot camps out of obligation to serve their countries
>MGs don't like it one bit but tolerate it, all cool
>War is declared, and men start to be drafted
>Numerous reports lf training camps being invaded and soldiers kidnapped en mass around the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269899
Well, at least I'd be able to experience being a one man army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269899
>civilians kidnapping soldiers
I don't think so Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269909

>Only a handful of unhusbando'd men remain in the camps

I'd probably be one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269878
I guess my line of imagination was that you don't really impregnate slimes - you just keep feeding them protein-rich fluid until they have enough mass to Mini-Me clone themselves by fission. Technically you could do it just by dumping a pail of holstaurus milk on her... though don't, 'cos that's not nearly as fun.
But you're my slimebro and you create liquid daughterus however you want, friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269918
>implying a few stray monsters didn't come for clean up
>Implying some of them also brought their sisters to get the spares just in case

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269918
>The war is all that much more heinous and horrendous
>Dead men look at the enemy and see dead eyes
>Each shot fires is a mercy killing
>It's the first return to trench warfare in the modern age
>Men whisper thanks as their murderers strangle the life from them.

Truly, an unloved man in Mg land is suffering. Wisps for every one! But not really, because come on, even human girls get more than you, none of them are dying unloved and turning into your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269921
>though don't, 'cos that's not nearly as fun.
I don't think that's the issue.
The problem is do you really want her to instantaneously grow big enough to replicate herself five times in a row?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269918
> And as the unwanted survivors looked around the nigh-deserted camps, their hearts heavy with the knowledge that they were the ones no monstergirl wanted, a soft breeze blew over the empty bivouacs and discarded munitions.
> There was a strange smell to it. Like the forest, but somehow... sweeter.
> Anon decided that if no monster wanted him, maybe he'd take a walk in the woods to gather his thoughts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269923

>The few remaining men, fearing for their lives, sleep in shifts, patrolling the quarters, guns in hand, on alert at all times at night

>>13269929

>Even fewer men return home from the war
>They disembark from the plane in complete silence, minds broken beyond recognition
>Some have friends waiting for them, others have a relative or two
>Some don't even have anyone waiting for them at the airstrip
>They just walk home alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269921
The problem with baby battering a baby into existence is that you would need to cum 7-8 pounds worth in a short period of time for that to work. I can't cum that much. I doubt it's physically possible to cum that much in an order short of months to years. Can a slime hold onto that for you to have a baby with? Surely that doesn't happen in one night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269933
I doubt she'd grow that big from a pail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269941
If I imagine the matangos as cute versions of those ones from Dark Souls, they don't seem so bad. They still for certain need a redo though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269948
>>They just walk home alone
>The next few days saw a slew of reported suicides

>>13269941
The horror.
THE HORROR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269948
>fearing for their lives.
>Saw their friends get taken home, most likely by waifus they know of.
>Implying they don't waste all the flares they have for remaining monsters to find them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269952
The slime's got to be absorbing moisture and whatever slimes are made of from external sources, or it'd dry up. I think you'd just need enough babby batter to form a core, and then she can form around that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269961

traitor-kun please not now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269866
I can, and it turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269966
Not everyone wants to fight, soldier boy.
You keep fellating that gun, sooner or later, it'll come and fellate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269960

>Only one of the veterans manage to repel his suicidal urges, but still got the worst shakes of all of them
>"Greets" anyone who knocks on his door with a loaded double barrel shotgun, pointing it straight at their faces without saying a word, trembling like crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon sits in silence as the scared and yet some how happy screams of assualted men fills his ears.
>Monsters of all shapes and sizes rush past him as he smokes alone in the dark.
>He's not a smoker
>He just thought that maybe the odd red light would attract some attention.
>It doesn't
>At some point, he falls asleep, cradling his gun
>In his dream, he wakes up to find his gun cradling him
>His eyes fall upon the muddy killing fields, the morning sun glinting off the fresh barbed wire
>His gun isn't cradling him.
>It's a strange thing, he thinks as he wanders alone, to see a battleground so devoid of... battle.
>He walks to the center of it, gun in hand, at the ready
>The baying of dissapointed crows is the only thing he hears
>He trips on a hidden roll of barbed wire
>Embarrassment clouds his face as he sheepishly stands back up
>And then he realizes there was no one to see it.
>Coldness settles in, instead.
>In his solitary, he walks to the enemy's comms center , meeting not a soul.
>He flicks the two way radio on
>"This is private Anon of Side A, calling Side B. We uh... we won I guess."
>
>"Is any one there?"
>The static silence is interrupted by a giggle as some one knocks something over. The line is cut.
>"I guess not."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269963
But if we're talking core slimes can't she form a small core and let it grow from there? She doesn't need to form a full core in order for a baby to grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269973
Further suffering!
>Soldiers, alone and unwanted by MGs, are sent off to war
>Only their guns, encampments, and fellow unwanteds for company
>They're so unwanted, even the other unwanteds don't want to hang out with each other to stave off the loneliness
>So it's just them, and their guns
>The guns, through this exclusive affection, eventually turn into tsukumogami
>Even these new-born demon guns don't want to be with their owners, and defect
>Anons are now alone and unarmed in the trenches

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269984
You're making me think of mail order slimes. Put in the order, it comes in a big sealed jar with a small core in it, you get a waifu. It starts out like a small suu roomba and gets more shape and size as you fuck it, eventually becoming a fully formed slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269983
Fucking hell, anon.
>The baying of dissapointed crows is the only thing he hears
Crow Tengu / Black Harpy healing comes, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269992
>tsukumogami raifu
>ever betraying their owner
They'd probably retain some of their users personality traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269997
>healing comes
Please not today sunshinefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269997
Crow Tengus would be the stereotypical japanese gossiping housewives, I'm sure.
They're crows, after all. It's part of the myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269997
No anon.

They're the cries of real crows, disappointed at the lack of bodies to feast from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270002
>They'd probably retain some of their users personality traits.
In that case the owner winds up disliking her as much as any of the other unwanteds he's fighting "with", and she doesn't like him much either.
Same result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269995
Be careful what you wish for,,,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270012
Well if you order from a reputable company, rather than Mad Akbar's Bioweapons Emporium, you should be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269983
Well, I guess I would play around with the enemies stuff for a bit, then go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270012
Wishes come true.
Not free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270019
Voila

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269997
>He steps out side
>The only sign of life, the crows eye him
>They weren't harpies
>Just your every day scavenger of death, his only company now.
>"Allfather? Do you watch from their eyes? Where? Where was the battle you promised? Where was the glory?"
>Silence meets him.
>The clouds do not open
>A rainbow bridge does no descend
>"You're... not listening are you? These are just crows... aren't they."
>It isn't a question.
>He slips his shoe off, and angles the barrel towards his chin, his toe curls around the cold steel of the trigger
>A weak smile comes to his broken face as cold frozen tears slip down
>"At least... some good came from all this."
>A crow flaps down, and stands before him, watching.
>"I probably don't taste the best though."
>A single lone gunshot rings out
>Statistically speaking, this war's lone casualty
>Shots fired:
>One.


>The world cheered. The papers said, this was the end of war. The day only one casualty came from nations baring fangs. Was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269992

>Objects become MGs if kept for too long
>Even material objets leave you to rot in loneliness

>How transform a man's pain into screams

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270007
Aren't they some of the more solitary monstergirls? What would they gossip about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270033
The same thing Japanese housewives gossip about.
Other people's problems, the new kid that moved into town, misunderstanding intentions, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270033
Their solitaryness just means they have more to gossip about when they do see each other on a corpse-strewn field
> "Keiko? I haven't seen you in 3 years, what have you been up to?"
> "Oh, you know, chasing down rare books, making family trees of the human villagers, raping the occasional cute scholar. You?"
> They just yak on and on while looking for mortally wounded casualties, to make their final memories happy ones by raping them as they die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270049
I guess it makes sense. They're crows, it's their kink.
Still, horafying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270049
>Raped by crows as you die on a battlefield
That's fuckin' metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270054
>>13270049
>Crow Tengu and Valkyries fight over men dying on battlefields to rape and comfort in their last moments

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270029
Then Anon was forgotten before he was even remembered, no records kept of him, nothing.

The end.

[Anonymous No.]

The portal that will bridge our world with theirs may open at any moment.
Are you prepared to court your waifu when the time comes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270066
Leave me alone in my blanket cocoon, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this suffering

Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react if you were kidnapped and transformed into a prototype cyborg super soldier, controlled remotely through cybernetics implanted into your brain, obeying every order unconditionally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270066
I'll be prepared to alp as fast as possible if that's what you mean. No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270049
>>13270051
>>13270054
>Crow Tengu having a fetish for dying men
I'm not sure if I want this. It would make for some interesting roleplay, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270066
I'll get my graverobbing kit together and explore the entirety of Egypt, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270066
I will enter the portal a few times and take a walk then go back to my room and post on 4chan again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270062
>fight
Valkyries would cream them before they could even open their mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270083
>tfw you have a Crow Tengu girlfriend who works as a forensics agent at a morgue
>She loves to roleplay with you as a corpse that she's investigating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270066
Nope, but boy would I be ready to be drafted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270078
She'd find a way to take control. Then she'd give me one order.

Love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270066
Damn right I am, I just hope there's enough cow-girls to go around, because if these threads are any indication they will be well revived down here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270083
>Anon dresses as a dying warrior for his crow waifu
>she wants to record your history and deeds
>Says that losing someone like you would be awful and offers to extend your lineage weather you like it or not

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270087
Fighting more as in arguing and bickering, the Tengu know they could be easily killed so negotiations are often heated and concise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270071
No Anon. You will only attract devilbugs and matango that way.
I cannot leave you to that fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270078
A man chooses, a slave obeys!

[Anonymous No.]

Did Kenkou ever specify if Cheshires have human feet stuffed in those heels or they're somehow cat paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270100
I doubt they'd even bother with trying to bicker and argue with competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270091
>>13270083
> Likes to visit ancient battlefields
> Goes scarlet as the tour guides reel off casualty statistics
> You spend so much time in broom closets on these tours that neither of you ever really learn anything historical

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270103
I could deal with an Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270108
Their high heels probably contain hammerspace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270066

>"H-h-h-Hi"
>"Hello?"
>"I-I r-really like you tail"
>"Excuse me?"
>"It looks so soft and fluffy"
>"..."
>"..."
>"I have things to attended to"
>"Y-you too"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270106
A robot follows the three laws of robotics. Where does that leave you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270071
Wouldn't you rather a Wing-Cocoon?

>>13270066
>>13270084
You and I, we think alike. Though I'd probably drive down into the Rockies first. I'd love to meet an Anubis in Egypt...but encountering a Dragon may just be more cost-efficient.

>>13270078
This nigga's got the right idea >>13270096

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270063
>He stands before a wide river
>Not what he thought would happen but whatever
>There is a girl standing by the wharf which juts out into the river and has a single rowboat tied off to it. She's waiting
>For him?
>He feels a coin in his pocket. Oh good.
>His gin grows wider as he walks towards the only person who would ever be there for just him.
>She's sort of cute
>Lonely anon is sure that if he still had breath, it would have caught in his throat, had his heart still beaten, it would have skipped.
>She stands in front of him, and smiles sadly
>"Sorry. This one's reserved."
>...
>"Oh."
>She points behind him, and the shadow of a ghost surrounded by people says his last goodbyes, and strides purposefully towards the ferry
>"I'll wait...?"
>She laughs, "Don't hold your breath." And leaves with the man, settling into the boat, and rowing off.
>...
>Anon stands there in silence for a long while
>The ferry doesn't return
>He clutches a gun which is no longer there to his chest
>Turns around
>And starts walking.
>"It's alright."

You guys sad yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270126
>Isn't even allowed to cross the River Styx into Hades
Can one suffer any more than this? I'm not sure it's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270126
Nope

He needs to go to hell, but even the demons don't care enough to torment him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270125
>Wing-Cocoon.

Those are some nice thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270122
>bags under her eye
That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270126
We need way more suffering for Soldier Anon.

Nice change of pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270133
Believe me, you ever played SMT4?

>"Your turn will come up long after the wind erodes the boulders down to sand."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270126
>>13270133
>>13270144

>Turns around
>And starts walking
>And walking
>And walking
>And thus, Anon became a lost soul, wandering in the underworld for all eternity, waiting for something that'll never come
>Unknown and forgotten even among the dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270091
>She pretends that you where killed after a brutal rape
>Has to closely "inspect" your penis to find evidence

>>13270099
I would like to try that with her, actually

>"Oh, that looks bad, you don't have much time left"
>"Who am I? I'm the girl who'll make sure your record is written down and never forgotten"
>"Your parents' names? Mmmmhhhhh? Any siblings? A wife? Children?
>"Eh? You don't have a wife and kids?"
>"But that means your bloodline will die out here! Your name and memory will just be a footnote!"
>"Mmmhhhhhhh. A handsome young man like you dying before your time? That just won't do?
>"Stay still. I'll give you a daughter to live on in your name. Make sure to empty everything inside of me, we don't ave time to waste

I just hope my daughteru doesn't find out what we were roleplaying during her conception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270134
>He walks
>And walks
>And after a while the river thins
>The air here smells ancient
>He is likely the only man to have trod here since creation itself
>He trudges down the ford, and begins walking again
>Eternity passes, and he find himself before a large gate, guarded by a hellish beast
>In a world of beautiful monsters, this alone remains a three headed wolf of immense proportions
>Is it like him?
>A lazy eye opens and observes him
>Cerberus, the guard dog to the underworld, closes his eye.
>"U-Uhm..." his voice is raspy through lack of use, "C-can I go through here?"
>There is no answer
>He slips through the gates into death
>Strange leather clad satyrs trod past, grinning evilly
>Men scream in a mixture of pleasure and pain
>For the darker sins, some lay crucified, left to the skies to be raped by winged abominations who partake in equal measures of flesh, only to have it grow back a moment later
>He flinches as a muscled nude she-demon walks up to him
>Scared and excited for the first time in a long time, he jumps aside and cowers, blocking his face to hide his grin, "P-Please don't hurt me! T-the door was just open and i just walked in!"
>She walks past, his words drifting on the wind
>His smile falters, forever.
>He starts walking
>In a straight line he marches, figures passing through him at times, avoiding him at others
>He finds himself in a palace
>A queen sits on the throne
>He steps behind her and keeps walking
>The palace opens into a luxurious room. Resting on a dresser is a bottle of whisky
>He takes it, and finds the most comfortable place to sit
>A gilded throne next to the queen
>He turns to her, and holds up the bottle as he kicks a leg over the arm of his throne
>"You mind?"
>...
>"Of course you don't." Anon takes a swig, and watches from his forgotten throne, as even death passes him by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270126
>not even the rest of death

Too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270164
>little tengu chick walks in sleepy eye'd
>Sees her dad on the ground with stab wounds and blood pooling
>walked in at the time her mother was talking about him dying
Poor thing wouldn't stop crying and panicking and even when her father got up she screamed harder and thought he was a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270196

She most likely grabbed onto him and didn't let go until many days later, forcing him to carry her around in his arms, telling her he was fine, as she sobbed on his chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270176
That actually sounds kind of like a happy ending.

Would the Queen do anything if he slept in her bed with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270176
And that was how anon became the king of nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270142
>Spoiler
It is one of my many as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270176
This reminds me of an H-Manga I read the other day.

This one kid is so often unnoticed by people, that he eventually becomes utterly unseen and unheard by people, except on the rare occasion others call attention to him. What does he do with this newfound power? Starts raping girls to make a harem of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270206
Wouldn't even bother talking to him.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suffer a horrible accident, due to the carelessness of my waifu, and be horribly crippled in some manner, mute, deaf, legless, etc. and forced to be completely dependent on my waifu who is terribly sorry and have my smile gone for good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270206
She probably wouldn't even notice if he started to fuck her. She'd think it was some magiked masturbation or some such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270108
Cheshire magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270206
>>13270209

He is a shade, anon. The king of nothing. Anything he touches passes into nothing with him. He can only watch her, for to touch her is to kill the queen of death itself. The laws of the universe cockblock him, and his hand only passes through nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus. Can we go back to Wurm making dick Lego? This is depressing the fuck out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270220
>Jesus. Can we go back to Wurm making dick Lego? This is depressing the fuck out of me.
/mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270220
It's too late anon, the grimderp has taken over the thread for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270176
>>13270212

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270212
I recall this being made as a roll a few threads back.
T'was interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270220
No, i need my occasional dose of suffering. Especially after i read a tank with happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270217

>"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270212
What if she found a way for healing to be involved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270231
The question isn't if he can touch her. It isn't if he could go raping women.

Anon wasn't an asshole. He was just a guy, which life forgot, and death didn't want. Kingdoms rose and fell, queens changed hands and thrones were changed out, and only the nothing remains. Sitting on the ground, drinking his whisky, looking over all that is his. Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270231
>"I am become nothing, the destroyer of death itself."

[Anonymous No.]

The time of darkness descends.

Wickedness. Sacredness. Illusion. Reality. Hostility. Hope. Hatred. Love. The dead. The living.

An age where every darkness shall eclipse the light.

This is what we seek.

[kipmagoo No.]

updated the thing

So the world's gone to shit: now what?
>post-apocalyptic scenario
>hermit MC
>proper hygiene when you're out of toothpaste i hate to disappoint but this actually isn't in the new update, sorry
>cool dog
>mystery-fish?
>drunk stranger

update starts at 123
http://pastebin.com/sxgTAb39

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270220
The sun can't always shine. We'd die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270176
Hope this gets screencapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270260
Why don't you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270260
You can screencap. It's not hard to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270254
Well, yes, but because the Earth needs to keep spinning to create a magnetic field that blocks out harmful UV Rays.

We wouldn't die if, like, humanity gathered on a platform which remained stationary as the Earth rotated under it, still benefiting from the Earth's gravitational and magnetic fields, while remaining in the sun's rays 24/7.

At least I don't think we would...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270260
I'd rather forget about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270196
>Waifu explains that she and daddy where just playing pretend
>Daughteru sniffs and ask why she wants to pretend that daddy is dead.
>Wife starts to ramble about the tragic beauty of death and how arousing the thought of something wonderful, like a human boy, getting caught in it's snares and destroyed is.
>Daughteru doesn't really understand, but next time she plays cops and robbers wit the neighbor boy, she makes him lay dead for longer then usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270263
>>13270265
Last time I tried it came out completely unrecognizable.

If I can't do it the first time, I won't bother with a second time.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing like some light suffering to get my imagination going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270266
Failed 6 grade science did we? If the earth stooped spinning, not suddenly of course, one side would bake, one would freeze, an equinox. Flora and fauna would be thrown into chaos, they'd die, as would we.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270270
>She hugs her father and pushes him away from her mother
>"No! I don't want daddy dead! Go away!"
>the mother then questions her dumb fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270276
Are you him? Prostitute Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270284

I don't know who you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270248
This is because of another Blood Moon, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270286
Shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270284
He's not, I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270274
No spine, young man. It really isn't that hard. Hit Print Screen on your keyboard and the open up MS Paint. Hit control + v or right click and paste. Then crop the image down to what you want by hitting the select tool and left clicking over the image and dragging it out to the portion you want and then hitting crop. There I literally guided you through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270291
Care to enlighten me, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270296
I assume he meant this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270279
No, I know that, obviously.
I'm saying that if we were to build like, a platform, which were to float, somehow, above the ground, within Earth's atmosphere, remaining stationary while the Earth spun beneath it.

Of course, it probably would still bake, as I'm likely underestimating the benefits of cooling by night, as it's not exactly something one thinks about frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270290
This is because of you. The ones who seek the light. You pushed us to the edges of the world, you forgot us, an threw everything out of balance. Darkness and Light, both are needed. And now we will drag you by the hair out of bed, screaming, and you will experience this blackness with us. Get comfortable, don't struggle, you 'll just hurt worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270294
Oh believe me anon, I'd still fuck everything up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270303
>>13270296

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270303
I think I remember this day.
I think it might have been me being quoted as
>boner
In the second post...
"Boner why" to be specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270260
Like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270309
But it's three steps. Surely you can learn a new skill in three steps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270315
You'd be surprised at how garbage of a human being I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270312
Yeah it was fun writing it. I get a real hardon for suffering every now and then, and just have to vent myself like today. Do you remember what started that line of conversation? I can't for the life of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270217
>>13270207
>King of nothing

Where's his crown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270333
Why would a king of nothing have a something?

[Anonymous No.]

More suffering.

A chochin obake hopelessly waiting for a master that has long since passed.

A woman monsterized into something the object of her affection hates, rejected and hunted by him.

A man who catches the attention of a leanan sidhe, becomes crippled, and can't feed her anymore. Instead, she paints for him, trying to cheer him up, instead sinking deeper and deeper because of what he can no longer give her. His final masterpiece, his death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270333
He has none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270333
Careful what you wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270308
Light? Dark? Merely two sides of an insignificant coin. Pieces of debris floating in the grand scheme of things that is The Void. The Dark dreams of the extermination of the light and vice versa. Naive weaklings! Dreams were meant to be shattered before the nothingness of the void. You use fear to control and manipulate those beneath you. Your fear is meaningless in the void. Nothingness rules in the void. No fear. No lust, No anarchy. No Order. Only The Void.

You have nothing. Nothing but words and threats made mundane by the void. The void is the beginning. The void is the ending. We come from the void. When we die, we return to the void. The Void is absolute.

Resistance is futile. Submit before The Void, and embrace the stillness of Eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

Now we wait for the alternate ending to King Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269860
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270343
There is no alternate ending, Anon. There is nothing else.

Nothing.

Else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270333
Nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270350
Oh you just wait, some anon will probably write a happy ending then we'll fight about it.

Just wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270350
As long as I still had this song I think I'd be okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270342
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270356
You've got nothing to play it on, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick the blades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270342
Your void shall shatter before the might of my fist.

[Anonymous No.]

So have you tried Paradox yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270360
She'd rather eat your flesh anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270359

Does the King of Nothing not have his memories? Because if all he has is a miserable existence then the story loses it's significance. You can't feel sorry for an anthrophomorphised emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270360
I want to breed with a bubble butt Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270360
Always that stupid blush. Never seen a girl before? Just hug her and fall asleep.

Or you know, do stuff to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270355
I've written Vanilla-ification Happy Ends to a couple things recently.

I got nothin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270342
Exdeath, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270363
Of coursh.

I don't want to play much before the full translation comes around (in like 3 years).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270363
Is it 100% translated yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270363
>Lancer user
>Harpy
>Kitsune Killer
>Spear skill that hunts land bound foxes FROM THE SKY
Well, I guess nothing bad can happen if I stroll into the Kitsune kingdom with her in tow, right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270363
I wanted to wait for the translation because I'd prefer to know what is happening outside the menu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270333
Lord Grump stole it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270367
He has them, but can you really remember that some after an eternity of nothing? If so, good on you. Play it again and again as everything passes by. You'll never sing it, and if you do, no one will hear, for from the king of nothing, can only come more nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, we all know it's possible to have too much, but which too much would you rather your waifu have?

Too much chub or too much muscle?

Second one, Too much chest meat or an overly padded behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270332
You could check the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270337
A human girl is possessed by a ghost/Drugged with aphrodisiacs and rapes the man she likes. He never forgives her for what she did and she dies alone

A young monstergirl watches as antimonster zealots kill her mother and father, laving her an orphan .

A man i forced into marriage with an abusive girl that doesn't love him. All his attempts to make her love him fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270378
As would I. It's still nice and fun to play though,
Even if the end becomes a grindfest while waiting for the next part to come out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270369
Do both. Cuddle her to sleep then do lewd things to her with your morning wood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270380
His name is King Grump Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270385
The ass must be fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270386
>Check every monstergirl thread untill I find the one I posted that in
I don't think I have the heart man. It was a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270385
Too much chub, can still work it off.
The ass must be fat.

captcha: ndrat
What does the nd stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270380
>>13270395
Fuck the both of you.

I'd rather take Lord Grump though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270385
Muscles. I'll just think of that cute wrestler girl from Outlaw Star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270383
>but can you really remember that some after an eternity of nothing?

Who knows? The story changes the mans existence. Again, if your memories fade in such a state then it loses it's impact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270399
You're a King you Grumpy Alp, you have no voice in the electoral process, you're an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270399
Oh you're back. I thought you were taking a break from these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alptism posting again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270375
I really want a Cyber-Demon waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270389
Yuki Onna who suffered an injury at the hands of the order and their blessed weapons. Can no longer control her powers. Freezes all her lovers, isolation taking he heart grow colder, until she freezes all around her. Perfect stillness.

Human girl who broke accidentally the boy she liked using monster aphrodisiacs. Can't even eat by himself. She decides to monsterize so she can care for this husk for the rest of his life.

Witch who sold her soul and was tainted by the lusts of hell. Can only incite desire in others, but will never be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270397
Uh, you know you can just input the post number in the search bar in the archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270403
I think he'd remember strange things in his life, but not all of it. I think he remembers the taste of the cigarette he smoked as the monsters came and left only him. It may lose its impact as he forgets himself, but then again he isn't the king of impact. But I doubt he'd completely forget, he'd just fail to understand why he feels so empty when he sees certain things.

>>13270424
Had no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270389
>A young monstergirl watches as antimonster zealots kill her mother and father, laving her an orphan .
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>Sitting in massive rocking chair
>Small and puny myself, sink into it
>Can't help but imagine cuddling with my big waifu and sitting in her lap while watching TV, or her on the Laptop, or some shit

How would you cuddle your waifu, or she you?
How often do you imagine cuddling her?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to remove the seal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270430
She has the face of a stoner.

[Anonymous No.]

So based upon his recent fanart comments, I've come to the conclusion that KC has a fetish for girls drooling, and also "Godiva Hair".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270389
>A young monstergirl watches as antimonster zealots kill her mother and father, laving her an orphan .

Just pretend that Togame is a shirohebi and it's been done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270429
She'd probably take her robe off partially, tie the sleeves around my waist, and hug me from behind half-nude, so that she can make the most of my body heat.

I don't think I could escape her embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270424
We were talking about monster prostitutes. Fuck, this was only in December. Time is strange in these threads.

>https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12820669/#12821195

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270385
Too much chub and all of it up top

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270362
Your boast is meaningless. Victory is nothingness. Defeat is nothingness.
>>13270435
I like to think of it as a cute aheago. No tongue involved, but she's clearly in orgasmic pleasure. That said, I'm not too fond of the look myself. The Godiva Hair, though, I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270441
It's been five months, I hardly remember hat I did a week ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270446
Yeah but I still remember this drunk abusive oni and her disabled husbando greentext I did way back in /a/ like it was yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could post the story of King Nothing in /hbg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270441
Oh hey
This was around the time rave laska was posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270438
Warning that she gets a haircut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270445
blah blah blah EAT FIST!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270458
I remember asking people to photoshop more cum and hand prints on her. That was a good time for suffering fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270429
>Falling asleep in your waifu's lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270452
Those are different.

>>13270464
That was something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270459
Warning that her show is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270453
>"Poor guy, but there's no way i won't notice him. Healing somebody is my fetish"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270429
I would love to feel her wings wrap around me as we cuddle in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270464
>All this reminiscing
I feel old. Even though it didn't happen not long ago, I feel the distinct touch of age

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270438
PREVIEW LIED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270464
It always is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270480
Sometimes you either get a preview that tells you what's going on in the next episode, or a preview that lies
Or a preview that spoils the next episode. I'm looking at you old 80's-90's shows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270469
What's different? And yeah it was something, I don't usually get off on ravesluts but something about the look in her eye and that "dad" scrawled on her breast just... unf.

>>13270475
I know right. The threads are different now, I think. Not too different, the atmosphere has just changed.

>>13270471
I want to bait /hbg/
>You say that, but he's in this thread right now. his fingers dance their dirge across the keys but nothing shows up on the screen.

>>13270482
Saved. I dunno why I didn't save it when it firs t came up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270459
Yeah, fuck you Nisio Isin

>>13270470
That's okay anon, everyone has different tastes and it's unavoidable that some people have a bad one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270490
>any of those shows
>good

The same could be said for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270490
That second Medaka Box example wasn't a haircut. It's very wrong to put that there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270487
I mean, things you write are easy to remember, but can you pinpoint the thread that thread where that thing happened? Neither can I .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270496

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270487
Was Laska in love with her father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270502
Yeah that's fair enough. Do you guys remember this? I'm a little bummed no one ever wrote about this concept.

>>13270506
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270509
Wish that one faggot had continued his greentext about the cemetery worker clearing out delinquent ararchnes and other squatters from the mausoleums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270513
pls dont werf flammen on the spidergirls

[Anonymous No.]

Is the anon who kept asking for a Trapdoor Spider girl still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270520
I don't know but that sounds adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270519
What if I werf spermmen of the spider girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270519
Afraid I cannot comply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270523
No it doesn't.

Fuck spiders, hate the bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag

I also think these are yellow orb weavers too, they are so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270526
This is acceptable.

>>13270520
>your daughteru will never build tunnels with pillows and her webs
>You'll never pretend to stumble along unaware and fall into her trap as she jumps out giggling and pulls you in
>Your waifu will never greet you seductively, having already been pulled in by your daughter
>You'll never engage in family snuggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270535
Ha ha.

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270535
This never stops being cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270523
MY CUDDLE FISH IS READY FOR THE MEAT POUNDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270535
>went in thinking it was the regular version
>it's THAT version

Well done.

Every time I see that video I get the urge to feel them all crunching under my boot. Or putting my blowtorch to work.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never make a vampire depressed by turning her down because her fangs irritate the fuck out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shove my face inside this. I feel like something is wrong with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270134
I'm a little jealous, Pvt. Anon is the ultimate grey-man. Lucky bastard probably never has to do shit around base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270541
Yes
>>13270542
I know right?
>>13270544
Well, just where the fuck do you think you are?
also
>Bitsmouth_Edges.jpg

Seriously though, they are natures pest control and engineers. Latrodectus strains are a bit scary, but the rest of them just want to be your bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268887
I imagine hellhound is antagonistic to the rest of the group since dogs typically don't get along with cats/monkeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270563
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270566
Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270563
Mah spider bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270568
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270566
But they're just like us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270572
>>>/in/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270563
>where do you think you are

I hope you're not implying spiders are in any way popular here, beyond perhaps, with a dozen people. The only good spider is a charred black spider. Or one crushed into an unrecognizable paste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270565
She's actually a villain (yep, even among those three) who doesn't associate with them and simply waits for the right time to betray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270577
I was referring to the original version of anything vs the version with "Onii-chan" in it. But if you want me to take an angle grinder and smooth out those edges you only need to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270587
You think I give a shit. Call me the spider hitler,, I would happily eradicate spiders from the face of the earth, if that wouldn't irreparably fuck up nature somehow. But any spider near me is getting dead. End of fucking story.

>tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270594
Anon please, I can barely type because your edges keep cutting my fingers when I scroll down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270555

>Someone does that
>"...I admire your enthusiasm but I'd prefer if your other head was in here instead."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270597
You are not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270604
I think he's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270594

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270604
Anon I'm serious, my keyboard is going to be unreadable in a few more posts, for my own sake please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270608
So, what I hear you saying...

Is that all these Edge-Fags secretly want to be ordered around by strong, dominant women, who will bitch them out and step on them when they go out of line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13268599
Dhampir

Oh boy, I can sense the drama between mother and daughter... and I'm going to be caught in the middle of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270612
Anon, surely you don't expect to catch anything with such a low quality bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270615
Does the Dhampir Daughteru want to leave the Mafia World behind, against the wishes of her traditional mother? Or worse yet, does she want to be some kind of silly Robin Hood Mafioso?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270612
Traitor kun, if I ever meet you, we are going to fight bare knuckled and I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Literally.

>>13270609
Speak louder, I can't hear you over the sound of all these crunching spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270617
>>13270619
>Not getting the joke
I admit that it's a pretty divisive topic here, but seriously, I was hoping at least SOMEONE would get the blatant reference...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270619
It's ok anon, we all know you want to be captured by spiders, wrapped in their web, and then milked until you repent for your deeds.

In fact I bet they would even drug you with their venom as a reward for being such a good boy and admitting you were in the wrong all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270620
Well, sorry for spoiling your fun I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269147
Absolutely delicious
I want to be lazy with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270621
Not him but I can't contain all these boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270621
Oh Traitor-kun, you cheeky scamp...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270621
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270615
Speaking of Dhampirs did the other ending to that Dhampir story ever get posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270632
How many boners do you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270627
More people should watch Carnival Phantasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13266054
Got any more pictures of Yao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270638
56.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270637
There are like 3 Dhampir stories unfinished as of now, can you be more specific?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270621
But anon, spiders are the worst shit ever.

I'd rather an amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270621
I'm ok with the first part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270636
so sharp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp-ZRaAnNTk&feature=youtu.be&t=2s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270620
What the crap are you talking about and why do you feel the need to joke? We are not friends, you don't have to amuse us, we will never know each other so we will not grow closer and like/befriend each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270647
Tell us how'd you'd rather an amazon, in detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270646
She's was about to kidnap her father. The "renegade" option was posted in a previous thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270621
>Say it. Admit you were wrong. Repent
>I'll never repent for loving spiders!
>...Uh girls, I think we got the wrong guy
>Does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270647
Good choice an Amazon would know who to treat a man like you. With love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270653
Go home Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270636

You broke my edge finder you bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Red Oni to "climax" with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270659
That was a shitty story. You owe us a better one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270653
No, you shall never know.

>>13270658
Oh, I'll treat her "lovingly" alright...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270652
>Getting so worked up and serious
>Over a joke
Man, you guys really are fuckin' edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270612
Kek
you know gil is all about the golem though right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270654
Nah, that hasn't been posted yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270665
You mean you'll kiss her and give her many strong daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270666
When everything is "edgy", nothing is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270654
Oh yeah. That was some pretty good daughteru dickin'.

I wanna see the Paragon route now too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270658
This isn't funny anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270664
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270669
Yeah...No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270670
When 65% is edgy 35% is not.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone wanna help me move my couch into into my new "home" this weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, is your waifu Killer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270654
Writer here. No, I haven't done the other ending yet. I guess I could do that here in a bit. Need to get some stuff done first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270667
Well, sure, loves his Golem Trapfu. But meanwhile, he sure wasn't objecting to Alter bossing him around.

>"So that's the type he likes..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270676
By being there for her when she feels sad?

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime you say edgy, hobos cum inside your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270677
Point is, take it easy, the word had a long day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270680
That sounds lovely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270667
>>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270683
But my waifu isn't charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270682
Does it count if spit in her face as she cries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270678
>Living in a mobile home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270689
That's rude of you. Can't you be nice to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270678
>Inviting anons to come inside your waifu

I know that wasn't the intention but it is technically true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270687
This isn't /a/. You can't just >>>/v/ away your problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270666
No, really, if you're gonna get pissy every time someone doesn't get one of your little references, you should stop joking. No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270692
I am, I only called her a cunt seven times today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270691
>Trailor trash sandwurms that live in the deserts of the world because land is cheap
Why does this make so much sense to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270695
You seem upset anon.

You should take a break. Have some nice, calming tea. Get away from it all. Relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270694
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an all powerful, fearsome dragon who everyone fears and tries to dominate me, an arrogant grin on her face until I attack her one weakness.
Hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270681
I don't know what you're talking about anon.
Fate/kaleid liner prisma illya is the true route, and I don't pay attention to fan fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270698
>Sandwurms

Are we still combining waifu? Cause I can see a dirt poor Sandwurm living a carefree life in the middle of the desert. Sounds cute even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270696
How about you say nice thing instead of hurtful things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270701
Easy there, King Grump Alp's sister. No one is threatening your lack of masculinity here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270706
It's a line from Carnival Phantasm...

And Prisma Illya is not the true route. It's just the Best Route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270708
Look man, I already stopped hitting her mostly.

Geez, it's never enough for you people, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270709
Go be gay somewhere else, and I'm done feeding you, piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270701
Inside of you? Gladly ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270714
I want you to kiss er on the lips, look her in the eyes and tell her how strong and pretty she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270715
Nothing in my posts said I like taking pulsating 9 inch cocks in the mouth until they came inside my mouth pussy with liters of cum. That's merely your faggot projection. ______Faggot____.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270679
I forgot that Killer Instinct existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270718
I do...well, except the kissing and telling her nice things parts.

But I do everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270715
Lady Grump Alp, please calm thyself, I'm sure we'll find someone who isn't concerned about fucking someone who screams faggot at them during intercourse soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270707
Nah, it was a typo. But I like that image too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270713
I know I was baiting
And you took it like a champ and have impeccable taste, well done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270724
I want to suck off and be irrumated by her Kitty-Cock until she pumps my mouth, throat and stomach full of her tasty cat-cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270729
>>13270713
>>13270706
Some days I wish that I too could into complex animoo bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270731
Well, good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270731
Look, I know you're baiting that one guy, but come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270731
Bob come on, it's too late for this.

[Anonymous No.]

I should be writing right now, but I'm just sitting here doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270731
Itty bitty kitty batter bites!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270738
Don't feel bad anon, I have three stories I have yet to finish, along with a paper that could make or break my entire grade.

I'm procrastinating on all of them by sitting here shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270687
>>13270694
This whole argument's gone on and no one notices the first guy said Y as in yaoi, not V vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270738
Get to work. You'll hate yourself tomorrow if you don't do something about it. Go. Go now! Get to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270732
>animoo

The Fate series came from a VN anon, that's why we say best route, because the VN has multiple paths.

Long story short, Prisma Illya takes place in an alternate universe where Kiritsugu manned up and protected his family from a fucked up and pointless war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270738
>being a faggot
It's time to start gitting gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270746
>Y
>V

>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270751
Oh, so what you're saying is that I should just download the VN and ignore the anime series until I've powergamed through all the routes.

[Anonymous No.]

Could the faggot spamming fate shit stop? This is the monstergirl thread. Make your own thread for that stufft, or visit the existing ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270731
You are aware that those things are barbed, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270768
Feel free to contribute a more interesting topic at any time friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girl waifu wants sex
>But she is almost clueless about sex and what she is supposed to do

This would be incredibly cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270771
>Convince her that cuddling is sex
>She brags to her friends the next day about how hard she "raped you"
>You have a cowlick for days and a shit eating grin to match

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270768
Whatever you say, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270771
>What is that thing?
>WHY IS IT GETTING BIGGER?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270780

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270759

Nah, you can be an anime only fag if you want.
I've not gone through all the routes yet, I simply don't have the time. I just know from reading the route synopsis that everyone who deserves to be happy is in Prisma Illya.

>>13270768
Not wanting a happy faimily in your MG thread, hi Edge Lord Spider Kill
Fine, pretend Iri is a shirohebi then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270771
I guess if you were up to it you would have to take the lead. Kiss her lovingly and hold her close. Then penetrate her slowly so as not to cause any harm . As you begin to accelerate your thrusting she moans out your name. Pistoning into her like a jackhammer at this point she is merely yelling out unintelligible words. Finally as you both orgasm she yells out your name one last time. Then you cuddle her for the rest of the night to make her feel warm and safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270788
Isn't she already a homunculus? We don't have to pretend anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder to get ready for Wererabbit season.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-GncsZ-UE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270797
BIG. FLUFFY. EAR WARMERS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270797
I haven't masturbated for a month, and I have a good supply of raging shroom. I am ready.
I'm going to fuck the easter bunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13269576
>Lich and Yeti having silly contests
Sounds like fun to me.

>>13269706
Yeti is love.

>>13268599
>Cheshire
Fuck everything. Terrible luck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270803
The Easter Bunny is probably a magical March Hare.

Best of luck in your endeavor to make more Easter Bunnies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270803
I wish you well in your endeavors for march hare porn. May you find it excitable and well worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270809
>>13270810
Endeavor mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270809
>>13270810
It won't be easy. It's like a cheshire that can also run at thirty miles an hour. But I will do it. I will have my adorable easter bunny daughterus. This I proclaim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270813
The worst thing is that I had to look up how to spell it or I would have gotten my post out sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270802
I want to give my Wererabbit daughterus shoulder rides, just so I can wear rabbit fur earmuffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw an Owl Girl has you in her sights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzy-Fio2tjo

Hoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW completely alone in home
Loliness scares me anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270834
>Loliness scares me anons

Me too, the loli MGs can't be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270834
Sabbath take care of their onii-chans though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270834
You'll never be alone as long as you hold your waifu in your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270803

God speed, Anon.

...Because while you've got her distracted, I'mma steal all the goddamn Creme Eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270843
the caramel ones are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270834
Don't worry, there are spiders in the walls. And mice in the floorboards.Bats in the belfry. And a skeleton inside you right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270843
>"Anon no! Those are for the children's egg hunt!"
>"I-If you take those, I'll be forced to use my rabbit feet to kick you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270847
But that's wrong, you are inside the skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270839
>>13270840
Fuck, I meant Loneliness. I don't like Lolis either though, I'd much prefer a nice big older woman to tell me everything will be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you teach your daughter the birds and the bees?

I mean unless you want your MG wife to tell her the sloppy details

[Anonymous No.]

I'd touch her demon insider her if ya get what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270861
>"Kid, it's about time I taught you how to @$^%."

Might just let the school take care of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270865
I'm sorry, I don't follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270865
You know how to do soul transfers? That's some high level magic, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270861
>You see, when two (or more) people want to fuck, they initiate a ritual of sorts
>Sometimes it's an elaborate date and dinner coupled with a nice oil massage
>Sometimes it's a slow, awkward crawl to a kiss
>Sometimes it's simply sticking your penis in a vagina and have at it for a while
>Remember, no matter what your mom says you should always ask for consent
>No means no
>Unless it's dom play then use a safe word
>Que the daughter trying so hard to find a way out of my talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270875
>Remember, no matter what your mom says you should always ask for consent
Your a pussy who's raising a weenie of a daughteru, her mom is cool

Kid should take notes from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270795
Homonucli are just artificially created people
If his issue is that it's not monstrous enough then I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270865
I would always think to love her, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270872
>>13270874
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270861
>Pull up the spider mating dance videos
>"Remember, you must impress a boy with one of these dances before raping him young lady."
And that's how I kept a rapespider pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270861
>Let waifu deal with this
>Few days later, get a call from her school that daughter was sent to the principle's office for bragging about what she learned

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270861
I show her the video of her conception.
And the wife is going to blush audibly because she swore she burned the video of us roleplaying as the brave knight and dragon princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270861
I think my wife would do a good job for teaching her about sex. She might get a bit carried away and start talking about her experiences with me, so I might have to step in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270883
The little heart on the hand really brings this clip together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270855
Gotta capitalize on them typos.
Take this lazily browned dragon as I leave the thread to slumber and hope it's actually burned down by the time I wake up. Older computer hates high post count threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270882
>mfw no cute living doll stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270894
I like the original better, but that's some nice brown all the same, and your effort is appreciated.

>>13270888
>the wife is going to blush audibly because she swore she burned the video of us roleplaying as the brave knight and dragon princess
Das some good RP right there, mhmm. Ever do Innocent Prince and Dragon Raider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270861
>"Siddown kiddo. Gonna teach you about sex."
>"Right, when two people like each other, more than usual and they are old enough, they fuck."
>...
>Daughteru is confused
>"Ya know that's pretty much it."
>Resort to how my father taught me
>"Here kiddo, got you a movie to watch, don't tell your mother and ask me if you have a question."
>Head pats as I leave the room.

Would I be a horrible father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270903
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270903
Depends on if you reviewed the video to make sure it was as educational as possible.
But yeah, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270903

It's how I learned and I'm not completely sexually messed up.

OH WAIT!

[Seafoam No.]

So I just realized that by the fourth of April Wikipedia actually meant the next Blood Moon was early this morning, not some time tomorrow night. Whoops. Anyway, without further ado please enjoy this tale of a sap being chased through a forest and two steaming hot doses of mantis poon.

http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/94731653/Blood%20Moon%20Mantis%20Fapfic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270914
>Mantis Fapfic
Bless you Seafoam. Truly, bless you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270905
>>13270907
>>13270909


I like to think I could make it up to her by teaching her how to fish and hunt.

So, I'd pretty much just ape my father, he taught me more about fishing and hunting and using a gun than he ever did about sex.

I figured the last part out thanks to one of his friends when he brought me to his work on a fishing vessel and gave me a porn video to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270914
Are you ever going to go back and write the true ending to your fluffy tail story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270881
It was not, and xenos aren't monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270924
Did someone say fluffy tail? Gakaka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270928
That is a monster anon
and it looks quite girly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270914
>my trusty rape whistle
Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.

[Seafoam No.]

>>13270924
She already ate his liver Anon, it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>Faggots not deleting reaction images and posting unrelated crap
>62 images left
>nineteen threads ahead of us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmmPMuBgjA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270932
Sure you tool, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270900
We did once, though she got so into the role she ended up leaving claw marks on my chest and cried when I got hospitalized for cracked ribs.

They sort of make a heart-shape if I look them in a mirror. Needless to say she doesn't press down on my chest if she's riding me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270930
Gakakaka is best girl

>>13270937
See, that's exactly what you should write about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270914
Oh wow that was, you now what I'm just not gonna say anything.

[Seafoam No.]

>>13270935
Hey, even MGC isn't truly lawless. Besides, you might attract a nice lizardman white knight to protect your honor.

>>13270947
I've written enough bitches of late to make not writing kumiho in the near future sound pretty attractive. Besides, there's so much world building to not do.

>>13270951
Shhhh, just enjoy the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Night anons, have a wonderful Easter weekend and don't burn down the thread.
You can't spend the weekend with your waifu if you've been charged with arson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270961
>enjoy

Yeah, about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270962
But my Salamanderfu likes it when I commit arson and engages in hyper kinky sex with me afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270962
One of those phoenixes that flew off came back broke and is being a bum around the house. Not really a fire hazard, but advice would be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270962
Its not illegal if I don't get caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270961
She doesn't need to be a bitch.

For example, Kumiho suicide counselor. Gives people on the verge all the fluffy tail touching they want, and should they still no longer have hope, gives them the peace they desire.

What better way to go than assisted suicide in the arms of fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270971
Take her outside to a movie, can't have a lovely girl like her become a NEET can we?

>>13270970
Well, there's one mystery solve.
Don't worry anon, they have couple's cells in MGC jail.

>>13270972
You're getting paired with Bertha, the beefy blue oni that got put in for aggressive Cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270914
>qt3.14 Baker Mantis
>Gets embarrassed around the guy she likes and can't cut bread SSS-Style
>Saves him on the Full Moon
>Nice build up to sex in the morning
>Future Full Moons spent doing competitive Rape-Play Games
>Dude gets cinnamon buns and lingerie-sex when he wins
This. This is truly a magnificent, cute, lewd tale. Thank you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270978
She doesn't share a cell with me, but she does do conjugal visits every other week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270946
Sounds like a decent opportunity for some healing. Literal and metaphorical.

And also plenty of corny lines based on the injury.

[Seafoam No.]

>>13270968
There's a handy link at the bottom of the page if you feel the need to tell me I fucked something up.

>>13270976
Pretty far from what I had in mind, so no. Besides, I've still got to work on MILFsnake and dark priest for who knows how long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270978
>You're getting paired with Bertha, the beefy blue oni that got put in for aggressive Cuddling
All according to plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270986
You can't fix it Seafoam, it's like with Alp's stories.

I just hate pretty much every single story out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270509
that gravekeeper sound good for a Visual Novel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270978
Well, alright. I'll take the wife and we can make it a family night. Maybe try and set her up with a nice boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270914
Oh, and one last thing.

That bit with the Cut-out Heart?
Fuckin' Adorable Overdrive.
Muh heart.

[Anonymous No.]

So in regards to the new girl, Id like to see her dressed as Space Pirate Ryoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270997
You have good taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13253754
>She comes back several days later with a plan.
>He is happy to see her again and tries to show off his newest model.
>"You can show me later. Today we're going out." (Paragon)
>"Out?"
>"Out."
>"Out is overrated. Lets stay in?"
>Melody grabs him by the hand and pulls him through the door. "You need some air. If you stay in here any longer you'll start growing mold."
>Al tries to stop her but with her super-human strength he can't even slow her down.
>"Come on, this isn't funny," he complains. "She'll definitely find out. I'll get in trouble!"
>"Relax. I'll have you back before sunset. And stop being such a pussy."
>"Hey! Young ladies shouldn't be using words like p...words like that!"
>She pauses to shove a rolled up strip of cloth into his mouth. "If you don't keep it down you'll get us caught right now, and then you'll be in worse trouble."
>She starts forward again, deftly navigating the passages of the mansion.
>He gives the back of her head an affronted glare as he digs the gag out of his mouth.
>When he gets a good look at the thing he blushes and gives her a different kind of glare.
>It's a pair of panties.
>Not one of his wife's; she doesn't wear black.
>"You should really be wearing more modest underwear at your age," he mutters. "Things like this are for married women."
>She shoots a furtive glance over her shoulder at him.
>A suspicion strikes him.
>"Wait, did you pick your raciest pair on purpose?"
>No response.
>"You did, didn't you!? You shouldn't tease your father like that-"
>She stops and gags him again, this time tying the panties in place to keep him from removing them.
>She's blushing now though. Heavily.
>Al wonders if she didn't think he would notice.
>Or maybe he wasn't supposed to notice that she did it on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think she wants?

[Seafoam No.]

>>13270996
Stop. If you keep patting my head like that I'll get spoiled.

>>13270990
>I just hate pretty much every single story out there.
Truly a miserable fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271003
>It continues
First that Mantis by Seafoam, and now the conclusion to this nice little greentext?
My tonight is a nice night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271008
Either sake, or someone's taint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271008
Cum.

The crux of her palms and tongue may as while be a bullseye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271009
You deserve it man, keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271014
>Not hitting her right between the eyebrows
Her tongue and those hands are just to catch the drippings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271008
Her ears to get rubbed while I jizz onto her hands/face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271018
>>13271017
>>13271014
Good answer, anons. Almost too easy. Now, what would you like to have for dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271028
I'll be making a hot dog with those buns and my wiener, she can make whatever she likes while I do, and then we'll eat together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271030
this is like a comment from the mge wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271028
I'll be having Pig in a Blanket as an appetizer, while she finishes the main course of spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271036
No, a comment there would be
>My fanfic fixes X monster girl read it on this wiki with my super special steel doughnut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271028
But its 2am, I should be asleep right now not eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271028
I'd like to eat her in a bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271028
I'll have her for dinner in the bath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271053
I'd like to eath the bath in her dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271042
>>My fanfic fixes X monster girl
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>Commercial for Cougar dating site on the telly
>Talks about how girls of this age are "Spoiled" and how Cougars will hit on you and buy you drinks
>Instinctively think of Monster Girls

Fuck these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271054
I'd bath her eat in dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271060
I know exactly what commercial you're thinking of anon.

I thought the same thing.You should really wash your hair more often

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271060
God I swear there's a dating site for everybody these days, I too stay up late and have to endure those commercials. There's one for dating chicks from Asia, one for chicks from Europe, there's even a dating site for cheating on your wife with some strange chick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13270914
Alright, I read through it all. Good shit, man. Love adorable Mantis girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271060
>Look like I'm 17
>Am actually a wizard
>That awkward moment a cougar asks how old I am, thinking she's scored someone half her age

You wouldn't think it possible, but older women can indeed spill their spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271061
I'd dinner her bath in the eat

[Anonymous No.]

>"What is thy bidding, master?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271060
>tfw a CC Jinko will never hit on you at a bar and eventually drag you home for belly-rubs and cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271069
And then you fucked her right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271076
CC is still in their mid 20s, anon. That's pretty young.

>>13271077
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271066
Don't forget the hilarity that is Religious Dating Sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271076
Does she have a comfortable amount of pudge that hangs enhances her hips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271078
>No.
Fagit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271072
>"Cuddles."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271078
>CC
>Mid-20s
By definition, a CC is 26 at the youngest, if you say 20-23 is "Early 20s", 24-26 is "Mid 20s", and 27-29 is "Late 20s", then that's only 1 year a CC would count as "Mid 20s"...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not the biggest fan of demons, but I really would have liked to get some scenes with Asmodeus in Kamidori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271082
If a man that's into loli goes after a young girl and discovers she's as old as he is, he's not going to want her anymore.

The same applies to cougars.

Basically my only shot anymore is that MGs spontaneously become real and some of them have a thing for naive manchildren.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when the princess from the cat kingdom starts getting a little too drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271083
Really? You could have her assassinate any man, obtain some lost treasure, or rally an army.

And mere cuddles will suffice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271091
>If a man that's into loli goes after a young girl and discovers she's as old as he is, he's not going to want her anymore.
If she looks the part, I don't think they'd care. Why do you think Immortal Goth Loli Vampires are so popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271072
>Change into something less edgy. Also, >>13271083

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271091
That could well be one of the worst images I have seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271091
Nigga I'd love to marry that late-twenties Chinese comic book artist that looks like a middle schooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>"It's the full moon, are you ready for an all nighter Anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271069
>See a cute looking young guy across the bar
>Looks like he's fresh from the coop, about to start a new term at the local Uni
>Sidle into the seat next to him and wave down a drink from the bartender
>Start making idle chatter with the kid, drop a few innocent sounding innuendos, the usual
>Start acting tipsy after a few drinks like a lightweight
>Kid falls for it, asks me if I need a ride home
>Tell him he's such a gentleman and lean a little too much on him as you walk out
>Get into your car on the passenger side and he starts driving to your house with your directions
>Get to your house and ask the kid to help you inside
>Tell him that the alcohol is hitting you harder than you thought
>He says he isn't sure, so you stumble a bit and pull his head into your tits
>Kid mumbles something into your chest and comes up clearly flustered
>Hook line and sinker
>Pull him inside and wrap him up into a hug from behind once you close the door
>Whisper into his ear that you want just a little more of his help
>He swallows and asks what it is
>You tell him that it's going to be hard to unzip your dress by yourself when you're drunk, and you want him to do it
>He says ok, and you turn around, pulling aside your hair to give him easy access
>He pulls it down and you feel the fabric come loose from your skin, falling from your shoulders and down to your chest where you collect it with your arms
>You turn around and put on your sultriest smile, slowly walking towards him, making him back up until he bumps against the wall and you're inches from his face
>You lean next to his ear and whisper to him, "Do you like what you see, little boy?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271105
Stay away from me you sex-crazed monster! I can't afford a broken pelvis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271101
What's so bad about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Did a few posts just disappear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271095
Convince her to outlaw Cait Siths

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271109
My dick is reaching diamond status

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271115
I only see one that got deleted, and I scrolled up a little bit to check.

>>13271109
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271115
It's the Girtablilus. They're coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271109
N-No...I-I don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271126
But Girtablilus scare me. They could be sneaking up behind you RIGHT NOW and have their stinger poised to inject you with litres of Girtablilu vemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271109
I hate that I'd probably have to act like that to get ara ara monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>"What do you mean I am too young to be out swimming alone? I am freaking 216 years old stupid human!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271003
>They end up at a large field outside the nearby village.
>Some kind of festival is going on. There are food stalls everywhere, and people playing various games.
>She drags him around for hours, trying everything at least once.
>A few of the locals compliment them, calling them a cute couple.
>Al tries to correct them but they take it for a joke when he says she is his daughter.
>Exhausted and stuffed, they end up relaxing on a bench in a shady corner of the field.
>"What happened to your hand?" Melody asks, pointing to a small cut.
>"Oh. I cut myself on one of the rackets earlier. It's alright, it doesn't hurt."
>She grabs his hand and licks the wound, then starts sucking on it.
>He sighs. "This is kind of backwards, isn't it? This is the sort of thing the parent is supposed to do."
>She keeps at it.
>After a while he starts to get embarrassed. Some of the other festival goers are pointing at them and giggling.
>"That's enough, don't you think? I'm sure it's clean now."
>She doesn't say anything.
>He can feel her tongue moving roughly against his skin, and she is sucking hard enough that it's starting to hurt.
>"Honey?"
>She opens her mouth enough to let out a small gasp then starts nibbling and licking his hand. Her grip tightens on his arm.
>She is breathing heavy now and her drool is dripping down his wrist.
>"Mel? Are you alright?"
>She looks up and locks eyes with him.
>Al can see a dangerous hunger burning in her.
>At that moment, somebody grabs Melody by her collar and hauls her to her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271137
Did you not drink enough Milk as a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271137
I want to rub my face all over that flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271137
"S-Shut up. I knew that you stupid fox..."

[Anonymous No.]

Something kind of interesting is that women are at their most sexually active/horniest in their 30s.

Just imagine the amount of single MGs at that age that would be prowling around, looking for humanboys to settle down with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271137
"Yeah, whatever you say kid. Come here, lets look for your parents."
"Why are you even wearing those anyway? Isn't this place kind of weird to for a cosplayer?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271140
Is it ever too late for holst milk to right nature's wrongs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271148
I guess after a wild youth of burning down villages and defeating knights they might find a small isolated village and offer to be their guardian in return for a monthly tribute of food, treasure, and a virgin man.

You know, become a NEET Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271137
That's nice sweetheart. Now let's find your parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271109
>Suddenly he pushes you away with one hand and looks you in the eyes
>"Excuse me, but did you just call me little boy?"
>His behavior surprises you, this has never happened before
>"Ma'am I'll have you know that I am NOT a little boy"
>You smile, he's just a little offended from you calling him a child, you can just smooth that over
>Tell him that of course he isn't actually a little boy, only that you're so old that everyone seems so young from your perspective
>"No, I don't think you understand ma'am."
>He pulls his wallet out of his pants and yanks out a red and white card
>"Do you know what this card is?" he asks rather aggressively
>You look and it's...
>Holy mother of god, it's an AARP card with his name and photo
>Your eyes go wide in shock as you see the date of membership
>That's 300 years before you were born
>"Now look lady, I think you're one dynamite gal, but going to bars to seduce young kids is not the way to go."
>You stutter out a few syllables but at this point most of your higher functions have left you due to the shock your brain just received
>"Now because you were so kind as to pay for both of our tabs, I'll go a little light on your punishment."
>"Normally I would just use my powers to make it so alcohol would be intolerable to your system, but I think what I'll do is something different."
>"I'm going to make it so you get drunk ten times as fast!"
>You take a step back in horror, your brain finally starting to chew its way through all the information being thrown at it
>This kid isn't a kid at all!
>He's a wizard!
>At that moment the wizard cast his spell, and severely lowered the woman's tolerance to alcohol
>Once he had finished and all the light had faded away, the wizard was standing in front of the woman wearing a purple star pattern robe and a dented pointy hat
>"Now let that be a lesson to you little girl, don't try and trick innocent boys anymore!"
>With that he was gone, leaving a stunned and lightweight CC Kitsune behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271157
Fucking wizards, amirite?

Second ending coming soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271157

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271157
>Cursing someone who was just being nice and didn't even rape him
Fuck wizards, every single fucking time they're such dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271164
But Anon, he's a wizard, he's dickery incarnate.

Like a story about Lilims it wouldn't be complete if he didn't fuck up someones life in an unwanted and unexpected way.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Ghoul waifu that loves to hunt you playfully in the middle of the night like what she saw in her action zombie movies
>Or alternatively, a Pharaoh waifu who does the same thing
>Claiming she likes to have fun the way the lower class Undead do

[Anonymous No.]

How would you fuck them, anon?

http://i.imgur.com/qCn7hQi.jpg

Alternate pussies? Slide between them to stimulate their hard clits? Switch between their assholes? The possibilities are manifold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271139
The Blood Lust, it awakens!
The Mother, she arrives!
More, I desire it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271171
>didn't improved someones life in an unwanted and unexpected way.
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271174
I help her rape the girl she's pinning down.

I'll pound her ass while smugfox taunts her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271174
The second one, the clit is where the most pleasure comes from for women so it'd please both of them and I can jam it in my favorite to cum. Or in the ass of the one that complains the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271180
First no, second it's not fixed if there's a typo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271148
Most people attribute it to the so-called "Biological Clock".

The Human body reaches its prime, and begins to shut down and degrade, in the 30s. As it is as its prime during this time, it is thus overcome with the core drive of life itself, procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271174
Slide between and molest smugtail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271174
>not found on google, gelbooru or pixiv
Where did you get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267295
This guy!

Anon you somehow just described the greatest scenario ever, with my top four favourite monsters girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271152
>Be 16
>Learn that you were placed in an arranged marriage with the mighty and powerful Dragon, who lives in the Shrine overlooking
>You will serve as her husband, with your job being only to make her happy
>Like the elusive goddess, you will spend the rest of your life secluded in the shrine, away from the world
>You spend the next two years of your life in fancy schooling, paid for by said Dragon
>You learn not only advanced teachings, but also etiquette, cleaning, cooking, everything you'd need to be a good and caring husband
>On your 18th birthday, you are finally ready
>Your family gives you one final goodbye, as your possessions have already been sent to the shrine
>You dress in your best clothing, praying to make a good impression on the girl, your mind flowing with thoughts as to who she could be, what she'd be like, and if she'd like you
>All these thoughts race through your mind as you take the long lonely walk up the mountain, finally approaching the shrine by sunset
>Entering it, you find it eerily quiet, no doubt from her meditation
>You question if you should announce your presence, or stay quiet, but a booming voice shouts, making that decision for you
>"I KNOW YOU ARE WITHIN THESE HALLS YOUNG BOY, PRESENT YOURSELF."
>You hastily follow the voice, praying not to linger any longer lest you make your new wife angry for her first impression
>You approach a mighty sliding door, take one final breath, and open it to see your new life
>It's a messy room filled with food wrappers and shit
>A CRT with an N64 playing Donkey Kong 64 glows
>Anime figures line the shelves, along with posters of anime shows come and gone
>There's also a Daki that appears to have an anime version of 12-year-old-you on it, likely commissioned
>It's stained
>In the middle of this mess you see a pudgy and tall Dragon girl in a poofy t-shirt and just panties, as she stretches and yawns
>"Finally, I've been waiting so long, get over here so I can cuddle something warm."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271174
First one, then three, then two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13267319
He drew Alice from MGQ?

Huh. Learn something new every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271189
It's the power of smug.

http://i.imgur.com/SEUzUJC.png

>>13271193
I imagine plowing their assholes in turn would be great. Plunge in when they're at their tightest, before they've had a chance to get used to your cock spearing them wide - then pull out and let their guts tighten back up before you split her apart again seconds later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271192
>A CRT with an N64 playing Donkey Kong 64 glows
12/10 Taste right there. Didn't it get announced for a Virtual Console Release? So buyin' it, again, to play on my Wii U. I'd play it on my N64, but I think the AV Cable is bust, and I've no clue where to even begin to look for a replacement.


>Anime figures line the shelves, along with posters of anime shows come and gone
Cool.

>There's also a Daki that appears to have an anime version of 12-year-old-you on it, likely commissioned
>It's stained
Lewd.


>In the middle of this mess you see a pudgy and tall Dragon girl in a poofy t-shirt and just panties, as she stretches and yawns
>"Finally, I've been waiting so long, get over here so I can cuddle something warm."
Wonderful. Should send a Thank You Card to the parents for agreeing to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271192
The boy was probably brought up on tales about the ancient Dragon who looks after their village.

A ferocious fighter in her youth, dispatching the Undead armies of Nosgoth, a P'Orc 'WAAAGH', an invasion by the Kitsune Empire. All of them beaten back by this legendary heroine.

A statue stood in the town square, showing a strong, beautiful and determined Dragon in a heroic pose. He had the honor of being her next husband.

It's just like they say, you should never meet your heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271200
>I've no clue where to even begin to look for a replacement.
ebay it's like 2 fucking bucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271199
I want to suckle on her sweaty spat-covered crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271199
Slow deep anal a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271192
How undignified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271203
Somehow this does seem like a pretty obvious solution...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271109
>>13271157
>The kid nods his head shakily, and you can see him staring intently at your breasts
>You giggle and pull back, telling him that if he waits here there will be something even better in store for him
>You walk slowly into the hallway that connects to your bedroom, swaying your hips to tease him with your wiggling butt
>As soon as he is out of sight you power walk as quietly as you can to your bedroom, practically ripping off your clothes
>Oh god it's been so long since you've had such a fine piece of ass in your house, and god knows you're going to savor it
>You rifle through your closet and pick out your favorite piece of lingerie
>You hastily toss your discarded clothing into your closet and put on the skimpy nightwear, eyeing yourself in the process
>Damn that kid is lucky
>You hustle back down the hall, making as little noise as possible, and slowly round the corner to the living room
>The kid's still there, sitting on the couch and fidgeting, clearly nervous
>You feel a smile come across your face, and you decide to tease him some more
>Sneaking behind him, you approach the couch quietly, placing yourself right behind his head
>You blow some air across his ear, and he nearly jumps out of his pants
>Without wasting a moment you grab is face with one hand, and slide the other down his chest
>You laugh lightly and turn his face towards yours, smiling with half lidded eyes
>"You waited, good boy"
>You stroke his cheek and press your breasts against the back of his neck
>"Such a good boy deserves a reward don't you think?"
>His eyes are practically glazed over as he slowly nods his head, leaning back into your heavy chest
>Your other hand reaches his pants and begins to undo them, slowly sliding down the zipper until it's finally at the bottom
>You whisper to him "It's a little difficult to undo a button with just one hand, do you think you could get that for me?"
>His hands move as if they're possessed, unbuttoning his pants before falling limp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271200
Just emulate it, or find a replacement on ebay or at store that specializes in old vidya.

>>13271206
I dunno, I think intesne, deep anal that's so furious your balls slap her clit over and over, sending her to a quaking combined anal/clitoral orgasm is the best.

Then again I know that 'actual' anal can't be a frenzied buttfuck fest if they wish to enjoy it.

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>>13271215
>Emulating N64 games
Another episode of "Things Casuals Say"

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>>13271215
I wish to make the anubutt go insane by slowly going balls deep and slowly pulling out.

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>>13271139
>It's Lizzy.
>She looks like hell. Every inch of exposed skin is burnt red, her clothes are scorched and stained with sweat, and her hair looks like it should have birds nesting in it.
>Mel opens her mouth to say something but she doesn't get the chance; Lizzy dives right in.
>Al feels his own mouth drop open. They're kissing.
>Well, sort of. It's more like Lizzy is using her tongue to violate Mel's mouth.
>The dhampir stands petrified for a moment before pushing Lizzy away.
>"What the hell are you doing you perverted psycho!?"
>A full force slap nearly takes Mel off her feet.
>"That's MY blood!" Lizzy shouts with tears in her eyes.
>"You just slapped me." Mel seems more surprised than hurt.
>"You're damn right I did! I don't remember raising you to be a man-stealing whore!"
>"You didn't raise me at all, asshole!"
>Al shrinks back from the sudden confrontation. He notices Princess sitting next to him, in the shadow of a bush beside the bench.
>"For good reason, obviously! Mom was right, you halfbreeds are all sluts!"
>"Is that why you got rid of me!? Seriously!?"
>"You've been after him from day one! I could see it in your face!"
>"What the fuck are you talking about, I was a baby!"
>"You were a lewd baby! A lewd, smug baby!"
>Al glances at the werewolf and whispers, "Did you bring her?"
>She nods. "Sorry. She could smell the kid in the house. She made me promise to wake her next time."
>Al notices they've gathered a crowd. It looks like most of the festival has formed a circle around the two women to watch.
>"Uh, Lizzy, Sweetie, maybe you two could take it down a little bit? We don't want to be a nuisance."
>Mel responds, "I'm not the one who started yelling." At the same time, Lizzy says, "Who are you calling Sweetie!? She's not Sweetie, I'm Sweetie!"
>"C-can't you both be Sweetie?"
>"No!" Lizzy cries. "Al, you dirty cheater!"
>She's bawling now.

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>>13271221
>"Oh come off it, you spoiled bitch." Mel chimes in. "He's my father, he can call me Sweetie if he wants."
>"Don't talk to your mother that way!" Lizzy chokes out between sobs.
>"You aren't my mother!"
>Al sits back and tries to melt into the bench as they start up again.
>Princess whispers into his ear, "Let's just walk away and pretend we don't know them."
>He nods and slowly slips off the side of the bench.
>The two of them sneak off to the other side of the festival to try to find an attraction to keep them busy while they wait for the mother and daughter to tire themselves out.

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>>13271219
You. You are my glorious nigga. We buds now.

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>>13271219
What, you want to hear her whine and squirm, trying to push her hips back into you in time to speed things up? She just wants you to savage her, turn her asshole inside out as her tight orifice struggles to keep up.

Keep it up and she'll take charge, thrusting back so hard it flips you on your back and lets her ride you reverse-wolfgirl style. She'll prop herself up on her handpaws and slam down on your pelvis over and over with unbelievable fervor. Even after you've cum in her guts she won't stop, far too lost in bliss with her tongue hanging out lewdly and gasps mingled amongst moans rolling from her throat.

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>>13271221
>>13271222
Dayum, Vampire Momma really loves her man to go that far.

Or is just insecure. Granted she did kinda turn out to be right...but then, that might not have happened if she did actually raise the girl.

And now I await more.

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>>13271229
My boner is diamonds. My boner is beyond diamonds. You could use my boner for goldsmithing right now it's so hard.

Goddamn.

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>>13271229
>Keep it up and she'll take charge, thrusting back so hard it flips you on your back and lets her ride you reverse-wolfgirl style.
Just as planned. I want to see her cumcrazy, lewd face as she howls wildly with every stroke down my shaft.

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>>13271237
Well there goes all hesitation I had for that lewd commission plan...

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>>13271221
>>"You were a lewd baby! A lewd, smug baby!"
kek

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>>13271242
Do it now!

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>>13271232
This is what happens when you don't give Westermark a chance to do its job. She has only herself to blame.

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>>13271246
Not like it would matter with a Dhampire anyways

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>>13268548
Where is that picture from and do you have more?

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>>13271251
It's a parody of something else I think.

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>>13271246
>No idea what this means
>Look it up
>Westermark Sign
>Evidence in an X-Ray indicative of a possible blockage in the arteries of the lungs
Uh, probably not that...
>Westermark Effect
>Reverse Sexual Imprinting, or the effect of early intimate exposure leading to a lack of sexual attraction later in life
That sounds right.

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>>13271245
Well, it's 3am, and I doubt the artist is awake, but I'll send an e-mail.

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>>13271268
Are you the guy who commisions all the anubis stuff? Are you rich or something, or do you put more vale on pictures of your waifu than other things? 'Cause it can't be cheap, right?

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>>13271268
Excellent. The age of Anubutt is upon us.

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>>13271276
As it ever has been.

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>>13271274
It's not like I commission everything. Moose got a commission just a bit ago after all.

Really all I've got done for Anubis is that one Oasis picture, and the dress that I will always gush "mai waifu" at whenever it's posted. Also the Luth collar pic. I do get other stuff done though.

But anyway, I'm not rich, far from it. Rather I've a doting aunt who pays me a salary to do odd jobs, and help with her accounting firm. Since all my needs are taken care of while I'm in school, this leaves me with a modest disposable income.

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>>13269265
Kitty! I'm not letting her go!

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>>13271284
>this leaves me with a modest disposable income.
A nice situation. Good on you. If your waifu does a real, I'm sure your tribute pleases her.

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>>13269476
She doesn't need to do anything. One friendly conversation and I'm hers! She doesn't even need the conversation, just grabbed me close to her and cuddle me on the couch.

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>>13271284
I wish I was super rich so I could commission lewd gifs.

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>>13271222
>Months later.
>Middle of the night, AKA breakfast time.
>Al and Lizzy are laying together on their bed, under silk sheets.
>They're both a little flushed as Lizzy feeds.
>Mel is watching them from a nearby chair with a bored expression.
>"Come on, that's long enough. It's my turn."
>Lizzy doesn't bother taking her mouth off Al's neck, she just points angrily to an hourglass sitting on the table. It still has a few minutes worth of sand left in the upper chamber.
>Mel sighs.
>"I know what you're doing under there, you know."
>Lizzy pauses and mumbles out, "I don't know what you're talking about."
>"You're fucking. It's pretty obvious from the way you're moving, even if you try to be sneaky about it."
>Lizzy turns red but speaks in a haughty voice, "This is an adult's world, little girl. If you can't handle it then maybe you should run off back to your own room."
>"I also know why you're doing it. You're trying to gross me out so I leave and don't take my turn."
>Lizzy hides her face in Al's neck and says, "That's not true. Lo...f-fucking is an integral part of feeding."
>"I see. Fine then."
>Lizzy mumbles around a mouthful of neck, "Whab?"
>"If it's that important I guess I'll have to do it too, once it's my turn."
>Lizzy gapes at the dhampir, her mouth flopping open and closed wordlessly, struggling to find something to say. She backed herself into a corner this time and she knows it.
>From the other side of the door a muffled voice calls out, "In that case, when is my turn?"
>Mother and daughter both shout, "You don't get one!"

End
Anybody care if I pastebin this or not?

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>>13271297
Pastebin it.

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>>13269552
Single, Christmas cake MILF Hellhound desperately trying to recapture the days of her youth by seducing a younger man.

I know exactly why I have this boner.

And I know I have the urge to cuddle her! Hellhounds are made for cuddling!

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>>13271297
Poor wolfu. She just wants some fug

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>>13269576
>Manticore
>Hellhound

Guys! I don't think it's safe to leave my house! They're just standing on my front porch staring at each other! I tired asking them to come inside, but they kept taking swipes at each other! It got so bad the police had to break it up!

How hard is it to get two sadistic and domineering monster girls to take advantage of a guy offering to let them tie him up?!

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>>13271297
Cute. Seems as though it's missing a few dots compared to the Renegade end, but I like it all the same. Yes, pastebin it.

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>>13271313
Doesn't sound like they want to share. You'll just need to devise a contest so they can settle it peacefully without actual fighting.
They should settle it in smash.

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>>13271313
They could always eiffel tower you.

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Some where out there in the multiverse, your waifu is making coffee with lifeless eyes, wishing she weren't in this shitty world, wishing she were some where fantstic, with you and only you, just like you're doing right now.


I shouldn't have taken that nap after writing that greentext about soldier nothing anon.

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>>13271324
>You will never wake up to the sweet scent of fresh coffee being brewed by your waifu
>You were never really much of a coffee person, but it always tastes great how she makes it
>Because it's her making it for you

Suffering.

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>>13271327
>She'll never hold you tightly, as you wake up from that nightmare you keep having about a cold loveless world, where no matter how hard you search, you can never find her.

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>>13271297
>>13271302
Here it is then
http://pastebin.com/QPhi58kP

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>>13271328
It's escapism! Can't you see, it's not healthy!

You should go for that horrifying ham planet with the personality of a withered weed at the local dive bar!

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>>13271331
Don't listen to him, escapism is grand!

Pack your things and live your escapist dreams!

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>>13271331
Eh. Eh. I envy the waifu fags. At least they are so delusional they have a clear face to love before they sleep. I've got little more than the vague hazy silhouette of an idea.

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>>13271329
>PRW
You rock man.

Just curious though. In the "Paragon" route, what exactly is the situation after the confrontation at the festival? Is the daughteru still being dicked, or just getting to share in daddy's blood after acquiring a taste for it?

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>>13271324
>Dormouse
>Drinking coffee
The world is ending soon.

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>>13271337
It's not a flaw in the scenario. It just demonstrates how out of it she is, that she can't fall sleep in your arms. How far gone she is.

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>>13271333
>Wanting someone to love and be loved by is now a delusion

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>>13271324
>you will never tease her for having shit taste

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>>13271342
This isn't a nice thought to go to bed with. It really isn't.
But I need to continue writing this story tomorrow.

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>>13271336
They work out a ceasefire with blood sharing as part of the deal. She isn't being dicked yet.

She's more aggressive then her mom though, so that's bound to change eventually.

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>>13271345
Sorry, didn't mean to bring ya down. Just venting. You get to bed, I'll see what I can do about this mood by writing more cute ghouls.

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>>13271347
She did strike me as more mature than both of her parents

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>>13271343
It is for some, anon. It is for some.

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>>13270731
Look pal we all want to be facefucked by the smug Cheshire's fat futa cock, but it's just not going to happen. They don't have dicks, Anon. They're girls and Cheshires at that.

They'd probably trick you by blindfolding you and then using a dildo... or maybe another guy.

Shit you just got alped! You helped an alp move on!

Moral of the story is Cheshires are smug cats that will fuck with you.

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>>13270881
Why boner? What did I do to deserve this?

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>>13271347
Alright then, thanks for clearing that up.

Hopefully they're on their way to being a happy family with less disagreements.

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>>13271008
>Hey fox Girl! Low Five!
>*Slaps Hand*
>Why's it all sticky?

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>>13271354
>You will never trick a few Anons who swear they're straight into getting to meet a "Futa Chesire"
>You'll never have it set up so the Anon sits in the bedroom while you "Go get the girl of the hour"
>You will then run into the other bedroom, and quickly put on your purple wig, dress up in Chesire attire, put on the Ears and Tail, and make sure you look presentable and girly
>You will also not make sure your voice is high enough
>Then walk out into the bedroom and seductively command the Anon to sit on his dick
>If he questions why your dick isn't barbed, say barbed dicks are just a racist stereotype or some shit
>Then have him suck you off an have a good long night
>Finally, when he think's it's all over, you pull off your wig and reveal it was you, a man all along!
>He will then never shout "No!" as he begins to Alp
>You will never laugh and kick the new Alp out
>You will never repeat this process of making Alps for sick pranks

Man that' be so much fun

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>>13271354
>They'd probably trick you by blindfolding you and then using a dildo...
Well that's not as much fun. No kitty cream to be had ther-
>Or maybe another guy.
>Shit you just got alped! You helped an alp move on!
Now that's just awful.

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>>13271008
>Her body is now hands
>The thumbs are her arms
>The fingers, her legs
>Her neck is joined to the edge of her palms
help

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>>13271368
Anon, if you're the one crossdressing to get men to suck you off, aren't you the one who would Alp?

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>>13271368
I don't think that's how alps work

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>>13271343
Maybe someday I'll feel those soft paws petting me, sleepily asking if she wants me to give her a massage...

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>>13271372
I-I wouldn't Alp though because I'm just doing it for laughs though! It's a prank, it doesn't count!

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>>13271378
>Anon unknowingly brings a Wizard home thinking he has another potential Alp to make
>Wizard is completely oblivious at first and think he's just introducing him to a friend
>Anon ends up standing in front of a Wizard dressed as a naked Chesire claiming to be Futa, and the Wizard instantly sees both through his disguise and his intentions

How does it end?

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>>13271382
Anon seemingly spontaneously alps.

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>>13271382
Wizard turns Anon into a cait sith

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>>13271382
In a wizard fucking an Alp doggystyle, spanking her ass while telling her "Futa a shit."

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>>13271386
>cait sith
With a curse of insatiable dick lust to go with it

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>>13271354
>You'll never deepthroat a futacat
;_;

http://i.imgur.com/jyvKawH.jpg

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>>13271319
Smash?! You my good Anon are brilliant!

But what if I want in on it?! What if I end up winning?! How could I resist the urge to play Smash?!

I think it would go the same as the Smash match against the Cyclops and her friends. I play as Snake, spamming explosives and using dirty tricks to win.

>>13271321
Anon... You are a beautiful person. That is genius!

>On Knees
>Blindfolded
>Arms bound behind my back
>Manticore behind me
>Teasing me with her tailpussy
>Using her body to hold me down
>Breast pressing into my back
>Nibbling and licking my ear
>Hellhound holding my head
>Forcing me to go down on her
>After hours of being mercilessly used by them, they untie me
>Group cuddle

Gentlemen I am reaching diamond levels of hardness here.

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>>13271386
>>13271388
Isn't that a bit counter-intuitive? I mean, he won't get any dick as a Cait-Sith, and I suppose the ironic punishment would be him taking a ton of dick.

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>>13271389
I know the standard reaction to this is just "lel troll image, futa gtfo", etc. etc., but even putting aside I don't care and like this image...

I just feel the need to comment on how perfect those breasts look. Like my god, I just want to feel them up for days on end. They look simply sublime.

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>>13271370
Cheshires man.

You take the good with the bad and sometimes end up being throatfucked by a dildo.

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>>13271389
I wouldn't mind being used by her.

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Gonna try writing that black dragon acid maw fear boner I talked about last thread.

Maybe that will get my creativity flowing enough to continue my other shit.

Wish me luck anons!

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>>13271405
Kay, have fun with that, and hopefully we will too.

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>Primary antagonist is a lilim who is majorly butthurt at humanity because she's an enormous mama's girl and her ex-hero daddy 'stole' her mother away by marrying her, now hates the idea of monsters being dependent on humans for survival
>Truly ancient Dullahan, possibly one of the first ever, who is now so old she can't remember anything about the man she loved at all and spends all her time off staring at the magically preserved flower he once gave her because it's literally the only link she has left to the time when she used to be an actual person and not just a security measure
>Town where once every 10 years, a terrifying monster attacks, wrecking the place up and terrorizing everyone unless they throw her a massive multi-day party - which results in her getting drunk and wrecking the place up and terrorizing everyone. On investigation, she turns out to be the self-proclaimed Monkey King and only gets three days a decade to be 'alive', having been cursed to spend the rest of her time as a temple statue until someone is willing to take responsibility for training her

Help me come up with ideas to throw at my players' adventuring party, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Is your waifu strong enough to protect you from voracious predators?

Herself not included, of course.

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>>13271409
Yup

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>>13271409
>Herself not included, of course.
She's the predator I need protecting from though

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>>13271321
How does an FFM eiffel tower work? Cowgirl + facesitting?

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>>13271408
>Help me come up with ideas to throw at my players' adventuring party, /jp/.

Replace anything that causes piercing damage with a dildo and make them roll for anal circumference every time they get hit.

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>>13271416
Anon, how could you ever need protecting from your own waifu? She just loves you very much and is a little protective. Just because she never lets you out of her sight and keeps a leash on doesn't mean she's trying to harm you. You just need to be kept safe. Very safe.

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>>13271429
I refuse.
It's bad enough that last time we played this the shota ended up with a harem of almost 20 wives.

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>>13271417
That's one way. Use your imagination, anon.

Like Manticore tailpussy. She sucks your dick with it while she pegs you with a strap on while you eat out the hellhound.

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>>13271409
Oh yes. Indeed she is. If she keeps on, she could easily reach reality warping levels of magic.

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>>13271409
>Oomukade
Well she's certainly intimidating

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>>13271433
That's both my fear and fetish

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http://pastebin.com/vJbhzCKN Here is the black dragon lewd. My first time ever doing lewd as well, let me know if you like it anons.

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>>13271409
Yes. No predator is a match for the Liliwurm.

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>Throw a stick for your wolf waifu to catch as a joke
>She hauls you up and flings you after it
>"Bring that stick back to me!"

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>>13271508
It was good but limited. A bit about him fucking her would have been good. The blowjob was nice though.

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>>13271518
>"Y-Yes ma'am..."
Will I get headpats and called a good boy if I do?

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>>13267120
Haven't read this one so far so I went through the entire thing now. Got to say I love me some casually lewd ghoul.
>“I’ve read that doujin.”
I'm dying here.

Also, any plans for the sociopath incubus story?

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>>13271526
Like plans to write it, or plans in terms of plot? Also thanks, glad you liked it.

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>>13271525
Only if you rub her tummy.

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>>13271524
Fair enough.

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>>13271518
>She hauls you up and flings you after it
Sounds like the bad doggie won't be getting a bone.

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>>13271531
I meant in terms of plot, though I guess that also assumes plans to write more.

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>>13271509
Are you talking about graboid girl, or is this some new, terrible creation?

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>>13268599
>Zombie
It is my duty to make her a wight

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>>13271534
Also, this is just my opinion but I think you should throw some more words at description, not only wil it flesh out the work, but it'll also add the the sheer bulk of lewd for the reader to digest, something I always keep in mind is the five senses. What does it feel like? what noises does she make sucking him off, is there a particular smell the comes from a mix of her acid and his precum, that sort of thing.

>>13271543
Spoiled for spoilers. End game involves a dead clutch of scylla babies, necromancy, the stitching of corpses, the rebirth of an old one, and Lich convinced him to chain her to the depths of the sea where she whispers for her father to join her and turns her mother mad. Mother kills herself, completely unnoticed by the father now madly obsessed with his daughter, It'll probably end with her just dragging him down to be with her, and he'll chatter her chains and unleash cthulhu onto the world.

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>>13271575
Hadn't thought of that, I'll go add some more to it later tonight.

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>>13271592
Cool, good luck man. I get lot of help writefaggin', so it's cool to be able to give some pointers back, small though they may be.

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>>13271592
Don't go overboard. Description will control the pace. For some slow foreplay a lot of description will be your friend, but when it comes to hard and frenzied buttfucking you'll want to keep it simple and terse.

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>>13271508
It's a good start and I'd love to give some constructive advice, but I'd only be repeating what Penywise said.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else want a nopperabo? She'd be the ultimate kuudere.

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>>13271606
This is good advice too, I mean for something as repetitive as buttfuckin' yo ucan only describe the dick going in and then back out again so much, so I personally would focus on other aspects, perhaps what either parts is feeling at that point in time, because it also can't be
>He put it in her butt and ten minutes later he came.
I mean that's a bit drastic, but yeah.

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>>13271621
What either party**

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>>13271621
>>13271606
To add to this, I think more than anything it's finding a happy medium which feels natural for you to write. Not every story is the same, and if the girl calls for lots of description on dat ass, some times that's just what dat ass calls for. In comparison, though there should be less focus on her tits for instance, lest you run to risk of being too verbose in your descriptions. I mean, it could be a good thing, but I'm just trying to generalise here. Not every one wants to read a page of description on five minutes of sex. Reminds me of Kizumono where it's just like, an entire page on Cat's plain white panties.

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>>13271575
>spoilers
Sounds like it could be great in it's own way depending on the execution. You've got the writing style down for it, now I'll wait for the substance itself with morbid fascination.

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>>13271642
Yeah well I went back and reread some lovecraft, and I think I'll go back and read some more before I start writing it again. It really gets me into the right frame of mind for this sort of thing and is largely what I base my style on. I mean it's leagues different from my usual format.

But still, it's fun as fuck, and I'm happy some one else is enjoying it too. I wasn't expecting much popularity, given the subject matter, much like that short blood cheese and thunder, which I swear I'll write more of. Some day.

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>>13271575

>all those spoilers

Can't we just like, write MG Dagon 2001 instead?

>You cannot care for her. You do not dream of her! You will go soon to a beautiful place. You will forget your world and your friends. There will be no time, no end, no today, no yesterday, no tomorrow - only the forever and forever, and forever without end. It is your fate. It is your destiny.

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>>13271213
n-no continuation?

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>>13271667
>Scylla half sister marries her brother after she has an incubus rape his human wife and turns his mother-in-law into a roper
>All those chase scenes where the townsfolk are trying to capture him
>The story of the town is told by one last drunk son of a fisherman who has enough faith to be protected from the demon realm

One of these days, I'm going to give that a shot, and also something based on The Mouth of Madness.

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>>13271651
Yeah, he's a good source of inspiration for this sort of thing with the viewpoint characters in several of his stories having weird, screwed up perceptions either owing to their own unhinged minds and/or their similarly 'wrong' surroundings.

While I certainly don't enjoy the subject of callous murder, the presentation does make it interesting. As long as you don't slap the reader in the face with cheap horror flick tier shock, especially once things get more into the eldritch horror territory, it should be fine.

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>>13271667
Fucking faggots. I read the wiki on this and Uxia seems like bestgill waifu. Why is he running from her so much? Uh any way, the setting wouldn't really work, when the daughter only cares for her dad, the whole, blessing a town in return for human sacrifices wouldn't interest her. In fact, I wonder what she would do, freed. Retreat further into the depths with her father, or like, rule the world or something. I clearly still have much more thought to put into this.

>>13271677
What constitutes cheap horror flick tier shock? I intend for crazy incubus here to just think that it' all rather pretty and interesting looking, because he's pretty detached as is, only to be made worse. If I decide to have her build her own R'lyeh, he'd look upon the half-living monstrisity as a really cool sandcastle his daughter wanted to show him, ignoring the broken ships and corpses in the walls, that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Ded as fuck.

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>>13271708
Well it's midnight here, so it's to be expected I guess.

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>>13271192
>There's also a Daki that appears to have an anime version of 12-year-old-you on it, likely commissioned
Lewd, fukken saved.

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>Druella will never pat your head for sabotaging some human kingdom EXTRA hard

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>>13271192
How pudgy? are we talking Sonico or Pochako?

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>>13271736
>You will never be a knight in a human kingdom
>You will never work your way up through the ranks of the castle guard
>You will never earn the loyalty of your subordinates
>You will never bide your time as head of the guard until the king gets sick, leaving his daughter to rule in his stead until he recovers
>You will never have secretly corrupted your underlings
>The guards at the gate will never lead your Lilim waifu to the throne room as she waltzes into the kingdom alone
>She'll never burst into the throne room, causing the princess to shriek for the guards to protect her
>You'll never leap down the stairs and march towards the Lilim before kneeling before her
>She'll never maintain eye contact with the princess while taking your hand and admonishing you for kneeling, stating that a husband needn't kneel before his wife
>She'll never order the rest of the guards to leave
>No one will ever know what happened in the throne room that day
>You'll never rule the kingdom from that day forth as husband and wife, the former princess being reduced to a mere attendant

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>>13271750
I suppose that's open to interpretation.

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>>13271761
Oh yes, you get it.
That whole situation with a young, innocent princess betrayed by her underlings with no one to call for at the distress kind of reminds of some generic corruption/mind break doujinshi plot... Except now it's actually a good end.

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>>13271781
I wonder if they hold a big funeral when she kills herself, or if they just dump her corpse in a lake or something.

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>>13271776
Sonico health it is.

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>>13271761
How broken would that girl's heart be though? I bet you could pinpoint the frame it shatters. The people she thought trusted her just abandon here like that. I bet she just turns her head aside and silently cries as anon has his way with her, and that's if they stop her from just stepping out the window to dash herself upon the city streets first. That's fucked.

Cruel, low blow. Lilims a shit.

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Goddamn traitors.

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>>13271684
>What constitutes cheap horror flick tier shock?
Usually, attempts to trigger fright or revulsion through graphic descriptions of whatever the focal threat of a given work is while ignoring any in-story ramifications of these events or reactions of any characters, besides the obligatory terror.

Admittedly, this doesn't apply much to you, since your story seems to revolve more around how the main character processes the events unfolding around him through his skewed perspective.

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>>13271795
Oh come on, they aren't all that bad! Give love a chance!

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>>13271797
More like heroes. That Lilim is a better leader ten the princess could ever ope to be. The princess was probably a pedophile murderer anyway.

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I just spent the whole night photo-shopping hats onto rapists.

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>>13271808
Also, a hatless version.

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>>13271795
You automatically imply she's some sort of an ideal, refined Disney princess and base your estimates on this. Nothing says she wasn't a power-hungry bitch bathing in wine in the middle of a starving kingdom, beheading servants on a sudden whim and changing lovers every night.

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>>13271785
>when she kills herself
But that's what necromancy is for.

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>>13271808
>>13271810
That monkeys ass looks pinker every time I see it.

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>>13271795
Agreed. Some stupid shit, up there.

Honestly, I've just never understood the faggots who like really cruel things. Shit don't make sense, man. Well, maybe if they've had shit lives, but I've seen some shit over the years and wouldn't wish ill upon anyone.

>>13271808
>hat that only says "COCK"
Oh Hellhound, you're so funny.

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>>13271808
And I still forgot to hide the Hellhound's ears. Great.

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>>13271808
>>13271810
You've done the God's work son. Really good. Just wish half of them weren't forever associated with tailbobby to me.

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>>13271818
>Honestly, I've just never understood the faggots who like really cruel things. Shit don't make sense, man.
Some human boys will do anything for headpats. They could also have a fetish for the cruel and immoral. If that were the case, I can't really judge someone for what they fantasize about in a fetish thread. We're all perverts here, whether we like it or not.

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>>13271795
>She stands upon the balcony, looking across the vast city she once called home, hearing the sounds of life and the odd pleasured cry.
>She hears the familiar heeled footsteps of the queen behind her
>"What are you doing Princess? If you have nothing better to do, why not see if my husband has need of you?"
>"You've... made them all... happy, haven't you?"
>"...Excuse me?"
>The princess's tail droops sadly, as she clenches at the degrading, see through dress the king likes to parade her around in.
>She turns to face the Lilim, who only notices now the tears streaming down the girl's face
>The demon is now acutely aware of where this conversation is taking place
>"I though that perhaps you tricked every one. That this were all just an evil ploy."
>"I-It's not like that, clearly, w-why don't you just come here? We'll talk about it"
>The demon takes a step forward, and the princess takes a step back, till her perky ass rests against the edge of the balcony
>"I thought to endure it. Perhaps your lies misled my people. Perhaps I could manipulate things from the darkness as you once did, and give help to the unfortunate. But I was wrong."
>"E-exactly!"
>"They abandoned me of their own volition. And are happier for it."
>"No, that's!"
>The princess's wings flap, and she perches on the edge.
>"That's what?"
>"You don't want to do this! L-Look, just think about it come back, I'll call my husband over, we'll have a bit of fun and you'll see that it's alright!"
>"I should have done this sooner."
>The demon steps forward, hand outstretched, but the girl is no longer there
>She leaps over the edge, wings spread, but she can't quite match the sheer suicidal speed of the girl plummeting, wings closed, arms tucked in
>The averts her eyes at the last moment, as the late princess dashes herself on the stone streets
>She knows, no lich can remedy this
>Silently, she lands, and begins to clean the mess

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>>13271824
Kill all mantiwhores.

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>>13271818
T'was just a light half-baiting greentext, I doubt many would sincerely want it that way.

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>>13271824
Don't forget the hellhound story. So that's 3/4!

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>>13271827
Well, that's what I mean. I don't get the fetish. I guess if you don't have it yourself, its a bit harder to understand anyway, but still.

>>13271835
Yeah, I know. And it's not like any that WOULD want to inflict suffering like that will ever get the chance anyway, so it's a null issue. Just a comment, I guess.

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>>13271836
Err, think I never read that one. Let me guess, she's a miserable, collared sub on that?

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>>13271841
Bobbyboy is into hard femdom. Remember that futa hellhound story posted a while back? I'm pretty sure that was him.

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>>13271844
>Remember that futa hellhound story posted a while back?
No. And I'll keep it that way.

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>>13271844
Bob has a disturbing fixation on animal dicks, now that I think about it anyways.

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>>13271844
Oh, that one. Whoever posted it was kind enough to warn 'bout the content so I didn't bother reading.