Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

You can't reject grins of this magnitude.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13271832
>"Did you see some one fall just then?"
>"Who cares. C'mere, cutie."
>She is powerful. Her magic enough to level kingdoms.
>So why did she have to shatter one girl's heart?
>Why does she sully her knees in the dirt, and scoop together the pulped flesh of one abandoned girl, with her bare hands?
>This lonely scene is ignored in the happy cloud of lust which filters through the city.
>She tears a nail as she scrabbles in the dirt for some dead grass
>She's bitten, as she takes a chunk of dried deadwood, and disturbs the creatures which lived there.
>Placing the chunk of wood on the ground, she finds a sturdy stick, and with her silky, elegant hands, she tears the skin as she twists it as fast as she can
>Up and down, she runs her hands over the stick, spinning it, burning a groove into the wood.
>Slowly, the dead grass ignites, and a small pillar of smoke rises
>She blows on the flames, using the same lips she once thought could solve anything
>The smoldering bursts into a flame, and she drops the burning kindling atop the pile of flesh
>It's stupid.
>This is the extent of her worth.
>The fire burns out
>The demon feels very weak indeed, having to resort to her godlike power just to clean up one mess.
>A mess that should have never been
>As the princess ignites in an all-engulfing enchanted flame, the demon finds herself cursing this city
>Why was there not a soul that stood for this girl, supposedly beloved by the people
>But beyond that, she curses herself.
>The humans were living their lives wrong weren't they?
>They were better off now that she had done what she did, weren't they?
>They were. The princess herself said it.
>Look at how gladly they stepped around the mess
>So why did she feel so sad?
>Where were these tears she now sheds, as she laughed at the sight of the princess's lifeless eyes as her husband rutted into her again and again, filling her with his seed?
>It was what all human girls desire, they just didn't know it. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

Second for the Lilim with a dream.

>you will never be breastfed by Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271917
I want to protect that dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271934
Is it bad that I want nothing more then to join up with the Demon Lord and help her take off humanity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271938
>take off
Don't you mean 'get off?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271942
Take over, but that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271882
What did the last line mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271944
It means that human girls are silly, and don't know what's good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271944
The Lilim was having her husband rape the princess to corrupt her, and she believed that the princess was happy because deep down all women just want to have men fill them up. Now she is questioning whether that is true or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271917

>MFW Druella's hole is mine
>MFW it was made for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271559
Literally a lilim mixed with a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271879
Xth for strongfat jinko and dire alp agreeing to both become anon's lifting partners with one handling leg days and the other working chest and back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271961
>power of a Lilim
>modest mental faculties of a Wurm
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271971
OH YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271971
>Lilim-Wurm
Go on....

[Anonymous No.]

are these caps a /v/-meme thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271879
What a shit image to start a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271879
>that OP

There's a point where we needed to stop and we have CLEARLY passed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271996
Nothing to do now but keep going and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271971
It shores up all the weaknesses of both races, anon.

People say wurms are dumb, but this one has the intelligence of a lilim.
People say wurms can't use magic, but this one has the magical power of a lilim.
People say lilims are bitches, but this one has all the tender cuddliness of a wurm.
Plus, black sclera are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271954
>"Your hole was made for me".

You sir, may have just invented the most powerful pick up line to use on MGs, ever.

inb4 Ito

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272000
Best of both worlds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272000
Well, as long as it has the nature of the wurm instead of the succuslut I see no problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271879
>All those hats
What is this? TF2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271971
>Lilims aggressively try to convert women into monsters
>Wurms mow down everything in their path to get to their prey
>Lilims most of the time choose what the woman converts into
>Wurms aren't that smart so they'll probably just make them into another Lilim-Wurm
>The world is flooded by demi-gods of lust with insane amounts of physical and magical power along with the brain of a horny preschooler.
Dear God what have we done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272013
>horny preschooler
More like a highschool girl who sits around talking on her phone a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272019
Wurms are silly, not vapid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272009
My liliwurmfu is a hero of justice. Magic is best used to make ice cream and happiness for yourself and others, and defeating evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272006

Is it wrong I want to see Druella blush at the idea of being told straight up by a HB that "Your hole was made for me", "It is my hole", "I want to ravish the hole that is mine".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272021
A Wurm can also do puzzle solving and math up to a freshman's level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272006
This cunt! It was made for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272025
They'd headbutt straight into a boulder rather than take a second to go around it. If that is freshman level then I worry for our future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272024
It'd probably floor her, since everyone is so afraid of her. She'd get in bed, biting her finger in nervousness, her eyes refusing to meet yours. Let you do anything you want you her.

Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272040
It would be like if someone put big sheets of paper between you and where you wanted to go. It would literally take more time and energy to move around them than to go through them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272040
It certainly saves time to go through it, though. Why waste time slithering around it when you can smash it to pieces and keep trucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272042
>biting her finger in nervousness, her eyes refusing to meet yours
An interesting mental image, but I just can't imagine her not being incredibly lascivious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272043
>>13272044
I wan't to argue, but the only information we have is "Their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple, and basically all they think about is mating with human males." which doesn't really say much. Let's just agree to disagree and go on with what we think.

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>>13272064
There's numerous ways to interpret their thought capabilities, so let's just drop the subject and love them Wurms.
'Kay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271879
why did salamander get kicked out of grin squad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271917
>a few months later, your first sex with her is finally over and you pull out
>"i-i see something!! it's slowly coming this way!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272069
Agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272079
Meant for >>13271954.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271879
>you will never be hunted and fucked into submission by a grin squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272081
>I'll never be cuddled by a lovey dovey Wurm
>She'll never warmly smile while nuzzling her face into my shoulder
>She'll never tell me to Hurry and and do MGK as a story already because I've been sitting on that Ophy idea for about a month now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272069
>numerous ways
>they're simple
>think mainly of eating and mating

How is this not a beast?

>If you squint your eyes reeeeeeal hard...

No.

A devil Bug is a Devil Bug and a Wurm is a Wurm.

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>>13272096
You're honestly going to go by the entry written by a borderline eunuch who generalizes every monster and misunderstands some things about them?

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>>13272099
You know that's the thread's way of getting out of anything it doesn't lie, discrediting the author because muh bias, muh generalizations. It's fine if you want to headcanon x, but don't bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272099
>generalizes every monster and misunderstands some things about them
That extends to the thread-goers, sadly enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272111
KC has also said to not take everything literally, fill in blanks yourself, and to interpret things your own way. Literally, the main problem is people not getting that.

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>>13272117
The main problem is KC can't write shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272115
Wait. The fur covering her breasts, it looks like it's just a tuft growing out of the nipple rather than it just covering them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272125
>KC can't write shit
No, we can't interpret worth shit. Japs have ZERO issues or problems, unlike us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272130
Nah, the setting is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272128
It's likely just a piece of her outfit. Demon Realm shops sell that kind of stuff y'know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272132
>the setting is shit
Your understanding of it is shit, and you probably always imagine worst case scenarios and say that's all that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>point out plot hole
>"b-but it isn't literal"

mge fucking sucks

i'm making fun of kc, by the way. not you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272078
Wrong kind of a grin.

[Anonymous No.]

>Additionally, the settings of the"author of MGE" may cause some misunderstandings.
>He is a man who lives in the world of MGE, and separate from myself,
>His descriptions are basicaly generalization, and it is not always true because he has not the viewpoint of the creater.
>Also, he is sympathetic to MGs but maintain an attitude of neutrality, and sometimes is even critical.
>And MGE is the book which is written in a "warn people of the menace of MGs" tone, so it`s descriptions are often more threatening than the monsters actually are.

>About the description of MGE, my intention and the interpretation of Westerners seem to be different much. As always, the descriptions of MGE are hyperbolic, and the reality will be more milder than that. The case of Apopis is not exception.
>And there is the setting that MGE is written by a human scholar in the world, not me. So sometimes the fact that "the increase of the ratio of sex in life was observed by him" can be interpreted "they are doing nothing other than sex", by him, from a human perspective. On the other hand, WG2 was written by an MG, so she write the truth that they communicate with friends or families, and they do the jobs and hobbies. When you read MGE, please consider such context.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a sea bishop by making fun of her little hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272136
Ok dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272141
To a Westerner that is crappy writing, you know? Everything has to be literal and upfront.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272141
Ive said it before and I'll say it again, moon rune is unnecessarily complex.
I really wish this was German, Spanish, or French.
If not outright English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272141
>>13272138

kek

mge is nothing more than wank material, and barely

people get pissed for asking for quality it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272153
That's completely true.
A lot of moon is overly complex when it shouldn't be, so translations can be very fudged up depending on who does it.

>>13272143
>Little
It's like some pope hat.

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>>13272117
>fill in blanks yourself

Like I said, it's fine if you want to headcanon x, but don't give me something like a scientist wurm, even not being retards like the thread likes, they're simple creatures, they are what thy are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272164
See >>13272141

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh look, it's another pro/anti skub round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272154
Have some more.
http://pastebin.com/TCW77wUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272150
The point is that he wanted MGE to be simply a base for badly made fanfiction with self-inserts and all that crap, because it allows for interpretations, etc.

MGE in itself is shit, and I understand why people want a work revolving around monster girls that is actually solid and not made for lonely manchildren, you know? But no, it has to be those silly gaijins who can't understand the complexity of KC's writing, am I right

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>>13272130
>Nah man, you just can't interpret it
That's every shitty writers excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272173
Could Skub destroy MGE-land with its polarizing properties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272177
It's too deep for you, brah..........

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272174
muh teletubby land

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272179
I can't deal with all the meta commentary on human relations dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that I like to RIP AND TEAR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272185
If you RIP AND TEAR someone, it makes them feel sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272188
But what if my waifu likes to do it as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272176
>Posting Galzoo pic
MGE wasn't really that good, but it wasn't complete shit. It was also meant for japs in the first place, which is why it's written for them in their preferred way of writing and interpretation. Japanese is also complex as fuck, meaning a lot of context is lost in translation.

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>>13272138
I want to fuck that ogre.

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>>13272141
To me this just makes it sound like the majority of the entries are complete lies and that it is an almost complete waste of time reading them. Like uni oshi are actually the most docile monster in existence, but the author walked in on a couple having sex in his adventures and now he thinks of them as unstoppable rape machines. KC may be doing a good job making it from the perspective of a misinformed human, but in doing so he's making his content worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272176
You can always go to DnD or whatever. Though it also for lonely manchildren
All fantasy settings are for manchildren escapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272191
>but it wasn't complete shit
Oh, I agree. The pretty pics are the only salvageable thing from MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272191
Fucking this, silly gaijin aren't his target demographic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272190
You're still not taking the feelings of your victims into account. Do you want to be ripped and teared? Why should they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272168
I told you, I don't want to hear that crap.

Like totally nothing bad happens, rape is just the way you find out what you didn't know you like. There's no such thing as mindbreak or changing someone's personality, oh wait, Sabbath, bubble slime and ushi oni.

Nereids drowning women, for monsterization, but still. Kraken's sinking ships to get at one man. en who will never see their families again, not knowing whether they're alive or dead.

>but they're getting a new family! Monsters don't NTR anyway, so any man married to a human woman will get carried back to land

I hope you're not this stupid.

The point, saying KC said x, has very little weight when he contradicts himself so much. Discrediting the WS is even lazier, since he's the one among the monsters.

For the third time, it's fine if you want to headcanon x, but don't give me a turd painted gold and tell me it's 800k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272196
>>13272194

>and that it is an almost complete waste of time reading them

mge should've remained as images only

>>13272200
>The point, saying KC said x, has very little weight when he contradicts himself so much.

THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272190
Is your waifu a Rusalka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272200
Oh wait, you're baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272198
>not remembering the feel of battle
the clashing of bone and sinew

Get this hippie fuck out of my MGE.

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>>13272205
Oh look, it's the boy who cried bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272205
Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272176
You see, to be truly loyal to the "work revolving around monster girls that is actually solid and not made for lonely manchildren" thing, you'll most certainly have to take the 'girls' out of that, leaving just 'monsters'.
Because, you know, it's basically sexualization of them and turning to fap material from the very start.
...And instead of that it'll probably be easier for you to just switch to Tolkien or something than launch a crusade against monster girl settings.

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>>13272207
I don't know, your entire post screamed bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272205
>he's shaking muh hugbox!
>BAIT!

"..."

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13272213
You can have a solid work AND still eat a lot of meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272198
Hey, Cyberdemons have to eat something ya know?
>>13272206
Thank you, but no need for profanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272214
It isn't even my post, but I'll be damned if I let one of you "Hurr durr bait" fuckers get away with your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272221
And how is it not bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272222
How is it bait? Because you don't like the content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272222
You should explain why you think it's bait, not the other way around. Burden of proof, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272224
>>13272225
How about you answer my question first without deflecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272217
Not him, but It's not a hugbox if nothing and no one agrees with anything, or anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272222
>>13272226
The target audience of MGE everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272202
>mge should've remained as images only
I kinda disagree with that. MGE would be good if KC didn't try to write from the perspective of a character inside the world, or maybe write a monster's description from multiple perspectives so that we could combine the bias info to get a fair evaluation of what a monster is really like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272229
But how he does it appeals to his main audience: The Japanese.
Seriously, it's how they do their thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272226
>deflecting
You know, you've already proven yourself a retard, but I'll play along for now.

It's not "bait" because it's clearly an opinion, with all the reasoning for said opinion. So, unless he crafted his opinion solely for the purpose of pissing you off, it's not bait dumbass.

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>>13272229
That could work, too. Keep the spreadsheets completely neutral and only make the stories have a character voice.

>>13272235
Give me some examples because I don't think I've ever seen another Japanese narrative made this way.

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>>13272235
>it's how they do their thing
>every japanese argument ever
Getting really tired of hearing that, no offence to you of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>Only three visible replies on the screen
Man, all these hidden posts already. People just can't take it easy, huh. Well, I guess it is Saturday afternoon, but still. I guess it's time for more BB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272237
It did not sound like an opinion when he went
>For the third time, it's fine if you want to headcanon x, but don't give me a turd painted gold and tell me it's 800k.
>Like totally nothing bad happens, rape is just the way you find out what you didn't know you like. There's no such thing as mindbreak or changing someone's personality, oh wait, Sabbath, bubble slime and ushi oni.
>Nereids drowning women, for monsterization, but still. Kraken's sinking ships to get at one man. en who will never see their families again, not knowing whether they're alive or dead.
>The point, saying KC said x, has very little weight when he contradicts himself so much. Discrediting the WS is even lazier, since he's the one among the monsters.
It looks more like he chose his words to be insulting, notable with his use of retard, instead of stating an opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a big-boobed blonde monstergirl by KC that wears the American flag as a bra yet?

Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272251
Wow, he's explaining his reasoning! What a troll!

>>13272249
This is so similar to deviantart kids crying "it's my style!!!" it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272251
>chose his words to be insulting
>what is anger/frustration
You know, I really shouldn't have to explain this shit, and yet here I am...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272250
haha nice dude lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272256
>This is so similar to deviantart kids crying "it's my style!!!" it hurts.

Yeah, that's probably THE reason I couldn't live there. I'd probably go super nuts within a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272256
That's not explaining reasoning in the slightest.

>>13272257
I highly doubt he's angry or frustrated.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13272253
>the American flag as a bra
Don't make me puke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272263
Get outta here commie lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272261
>I highly doubt he's angry or frustrated.
>"For the third time"
Really? I guess a healthy dose of doubt is always good, but come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272251
When did I use "retard"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272261
Are you pretending to be dumb? I just...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272271
If he is, not bad, 'cause I believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272262
The dude the pink one is raping resembles a younger, stubble-less Lawrence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272264
Not sure I understand this patriotism boner you amerifags have either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272253
Have your Thunderbird drink some milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272265
>You're honestly going to go by the entry written by a borderline eunuch who generalizes every monster and misunderstands some things about them?

>KC has also said to not take everything literally, fill in blanks yourself, and to interpret things your own way.

>>13272141

>for the third time

I said it because you seem to think I'm telling you that you can't have your hugbox. Wrong, I'm saying, don't pass off your hugbox as the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272262
>that guy being carried off in the corner

>"Why did I think going outside was a good idea"
>"I just want to go home and play videogames."

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>>13272267
I must apologize, as I typed the wrong word there. I meant to type "stupid" there.

>>13272265
>"For the third time
Repeating that somehow one cannot do headcanon X, even though MGE completely allows it from its own setting rules. And I guess I have to shove a foot in my mouth for now since it seems the daytimers are awake and shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272283
He looks bored to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272200
>The point, saying KC said x, has very little weight when he contradicts himself so much.

Yep.

It also grinds my gears that he says "It's supposed to be a springboard for y'all to use your imagination, make fanfic and make headcanon", but then he goes and does hundred-question-long Q&As in Japanese to lay out long and intricate Word of God judgement for all the minutae anyone can possibly think of, so there's no conceptual wiggle-room LEFT for people to deploy their own interpretations.

I sense a degree of incongruity here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272288
>Repeating that somehow one cannot do headcanon X

What the fuck did I just say?

See >>13272280

[Anonymous No.]

I made a funny picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272292
And then people have the gall to go "You just don't get it man".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272280
>the truth
Thank God we have experts such as yourself to to enlighten us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272280
>>13272294
To a degree it can be truth. There's still wiggle room for things depending on how you view them.
We can do smart Wurms for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272292
>but the he does a hundred question long Q&A to lay out word of god

This, in some cases, totally trampling on what he's said before. Consistency, thy name is NOT kc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272296
>filename
If it was "KC", this would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272301
He JUST said people shouldn't go around passing their ideas as truth.

I don't even- Are you being serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272289
>"Kyahaha I caught you!"
>"Yeah yeah this is the third time this week can we get this over with? I have an appointment in an hour."

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>>13272222
I don't think it's baiting. What bothers me is that they constantly feel obliged to raise pointless, shitstorm-y points some people they target don't even disagree with, just to - what I can't help but see as - boost egos by 'opening eyes', or making someone 'bite the dust' with that messiah attitude.
>there's always the "MGE-lore-is-weak" anon
>there's always the "you-fear-monsterboys-cos-competition" anon
>there's always the "don't-shake-the-hugbox" anon
Once again, half of the MGE audience pretty much knows this all, the other might object somewhat (and be right about it), but NONE of them just give a damn, they're rather enjoy the good parts. But then these people take other's indifference for weakpoints of the setting as some sort of fearful denialism and hurry to persecute it.

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>>13272307
Judging by how you're reacting to everything and adding fuel to fires, are YOU being serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272305
God damn it, I thought of doing that, but I couldn't find a picture of the real KC anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272315
Oh well, you get an A for effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272315
Do we even know what KC looks like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272309
The appointment is with her[/spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272304
Like any course of action wouldn't lead to this exact same shit.
>waaaah not enough things are defined, it's too vauge
>waaaah too many things are defined, it's too constrictive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272313
Basically we should just shut up and enjoy things while ignoring people trying to attack things/"open eyes"/ect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272296
Well, it's an official trollfest then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272302
We can do smart wurm because we like the idea, just like we could do futa MGs, hey, the man said it's okay in fanfiction! But, it does not change the nature of the subject, wurms are dumb, there' said it, just like devil bugs are live on instinct and are so atavistic they can't even speak. So, saying a wurm is smart, outside of headcanon, is a stretch, when they live as animal, thinking mainly of eating and mating.

And no, I don't like futa. Just trying to get appoint across.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw a writefag you're following is ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272323
Yeah, man, that's exactly what would happen. Spot on, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272327
stop being such a big fucking baby

oh wait you like mge, my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272329
And that writefag would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272327
A sign of autism is thinking all jokes are actually trolling attempts.

[Anonymous No.]

Crow Tengus are cute!
Crow Tengus are sexy!
Crow Tengus are smart!
Crow Tengus are kind!
I want to make a Crow Tengu my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272328
Well it can be seen as that, or seen as the one Wurm the MGE guy interviewed was a literal idiot while the rest aren't.
Then again, it's still most likely headcanon at that point, but it's known that there are always exceptions to everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272334
You can always leave if you hate it so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272338
Is that by the artist that designed Alma Elma? I've always wondered if she belonged to anything in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272340
lol this isn't mge general

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272335
And what's the reasoning behind your derision?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272323
Having something concrete would quell many arguments, and as the man has said, we just ignore what we don't like. Do you believe his, "yes but no, but maybe" way of doing things is good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272323
You're saying knowing 2+2=4 would cause as many arguments as "2+2 MAY BE 4"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272323
I'd prefer if almost everything was defined to be fair. At least we could stop some shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272324
Pretty much, since these kind of topics only gain on attention.
I also have to contradict myself but it seems to be a trollfest actually. I just can't help it looking at how that 'critic's team' suddenly popped up with its full complement and keeps using le funny pics. Maybe #tailpussy is paying a visit.

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>>13272323
>implying a well built setting wouldn't still allow for imagination to do its job

Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

the red assed monkey bitch needs a translation immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272313
>>13272324
>>13272359
So you'd rather go "la la la I can't hear you" AND still post mentioning boogeymen. Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272359
It would make sense since we now have 5 people who agree with eachother in their opinjions while bashing MGE. Though I wouldn't automatically blame #tailpussy like Iran blames Israel for every little thing that goes wrong in the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

Now all whiny babies think everything is either "trolling" or "bait".

I fucking hate the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272336
The 'joke' that's been posted right in the middle of a shitstorm, with an exact idea one side pushes and an obvious intent to sting another? Ayy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272365
Nice bait, you troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272364
I think your tinfoil hat is just a bit too tight, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272375
>calling me paranoid
>when I'm one of the few people who don't default to blaming #tailpussy over everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272339
That'd be a laugh.

Still, I don't necessarily disagree with you on this.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, this place is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop resorting to boogeymen, jeez.

>>13272371
I made it and all I can say is you should take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272380
ur shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272371
what is satire
what are jokes
what is humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272379
It would be rather funny and make a bit of sense. But that's up to personal interpretation for that since it's not clear either way. Want to try and get the thread back on track with some talk about Wights, Liches, or Lamia not liking ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272382
I want to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272393
>Lamia not liking ice cream
Really? That's as bad as being lactose intolerant.

>>13272394
I only bully the unwilling, unless you got your lunch money with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272396
>I only ever brought lunches to school from home

Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272229
Actually this gives me an idea. Start up something similar to the panty raid entries where we redo the monster's descriptions from other perspectives.

Maybe something along the lines of a a paladin who list the monsters method of attacks, what it does to their victim, and how to combat it or escape it. He is blinded by his hate and can't see any monster as anything other than an abomination of nature, those who interact with them are marked as traitors, and the monster's "victims" are to be mercy killed so that their loved ones won't see what they've become.

A lich who studies the other monsters in order to understand how they function and watches couples to get an understanding of their lifestyle. Due to her research she has never had a chance to peruse romance and sees it as nonsense. Acts of love between couples will be viewed as odd behavior and will often lead to her misunderstanding the intentions of her test subjects.

A lilim who wants to eliminate the bias against monster girls by sharing her information of the monsters, and how coexistence will turn the world into a utopia founded on the love between man and monster. Her views will show monsters as peaceful and loving beings, making actions normally viewed as horrifying to the humans in this setting into acts of love and devotion. Raping a man becomes "falling in love at first sight," turning a woman into a monster becomes "showing her the true joys of womanhood," and milking a husband's cum for hours on end becomes "doing whatever you can to make her love happy."

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>>13272360
You keep going about this hypothetical "well built setting" that is both incredibly detailed, yet modular enough to allow people to insert their own stuff while still remaining internally consistent.

Do share some examples, I'm honestly curious.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

http://pastebin.com/mXKzPLj8

Dark Elves are love, Dark Elves are life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272396
>Lamia can't eat ice cream
>Because it's cold
>Sees numerous other MGs eating ice cream and being happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272365
>I fucking hate the future.
It'll only get worse anon and you know it, time to put a sawed off shotgun in your mouth and shoot it yourself.
Maybe you'll reborn in a nice, utopian world when dreaming about things and utilizing your imagination is forbidden, and you've got a personal horse master sticking it's dick up your ass so it doesn't get too hugboxy for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272399
How about the perspective of someone that has experienced the best and worst of both sides of the conflict?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272402
>One copy of Erika Mitchell James' novel "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Woah there, no need to cross over to straight up torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272393
Who the crap doesn't like ice cream? Next you'll tell me there's people who don't like pizza.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272417
It's more of they can't enjoy it over they don't.
Cause it's cold, and they hate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272402
perfetto

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272324
I>>13272364
>>13272375
>>13272363
I am reminded of that bury our heads in he sand south park episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272407
That would be good for establishing a baseline for the monsters' personalities, but it would be dangerous considering it would be used as the canon for the rest of the articles. If people didn't like what was made to be the "real" monster it'd might cause a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272400
Whore MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272402
The threat of getting CBT'd already present at three stars? I fear what's to come once you get to the difficult ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272415
>>13272415

Much less torture material than it is comedy relief to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272402
Is that warcraft I smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272437
No, it's cinnamon rolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271917
>>13272079
Can someone please explain that DRR DRR DRR thing from that weird ass manga? I haven't read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272421
Didn't Miia eat shaved ice with darling on their date?

I mean, I see what you're saying, I just think a lamia could enjoy ice ream, but mainly in the summer I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272439
>Trained in the sado-masochistic arts by not only their mothers but the various races of Arachne that populate the world, whom they worship as avatars of their Goddess.

No it definitely smells like warcraft. Or DnD, it's getting hard to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272444
The hole was made for you.

Either that, or it's a representation of the shit the Japanese youth has to go through in order to abide to their countries ideal of success, and how it transforms them on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272445
It's probably up to how you want to view it. I find them being unable to eat cold things and cuddling you while puffing their cheeks in frustration over it to be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272405
You sound upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272447
You're thinking Forgettable Realms; Warcraft elves are nothing like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272444
It's a one shot and it's not terribly long, just google it and read it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Lamia brain freeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272453
Like I said, getting hard to tell. Lolth, right, that's who I'm thinking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272449
Ha.

Well, good talk. Gonna get me some lunch. May you have a lovely day Anon,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272459
That's right. Or at least was a few revisions and retcons ago. haven't been keeping up myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272405
Thou vexed?

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing people that may or may not be of a nerd nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272434

It's based on a five-star system (should've mentioned that earlier). There'll be maybe one more Elf done because then it's just debating semantics.

>>13272437

Try D&D/Forgotten Realms

>>13272447
>>13272453
>>13272459

Harasho, tovarish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272456
Lamia freezing

>>13272460
You sound familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272464
Posting in a DmC thread on vee.

[Anonymous No.]

Line 139
http://pastebin.com/s6KDanEg
>Transfer Student

More of a bridging chapter this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272396
What if they start out unwilling but then develop a masochistic streak as a result of the bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272448
>>13272455

I just read it. Was I supposed to be scared or disgusted or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272464
Why is brown Jinko so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272483
Because is good taste, comrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272464
Doing nerd things, and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272491
Into the locker you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272484
да

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272464
Playing through Genius of Sappheiros again and wishing there were more Crocodile girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272476
They're gonna do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272482
You were supposed to laugh at the idiots going into the holes.

Remina should scare you.

Tomie should piss you off to no conceivable end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272492
BITCH SLAP!
SLAPPITY SLAP!
JUDO TRIP!
TTTY TWISTER INFERNO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272464

Nothing that concerns you, dumbslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272500
>TTTY TWISTER
>she chuffs
>awkward silence

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I love strong girls, god DAMN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272497
Eventually. Maybe. I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272503

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272511
>living doll wants virgins
>ritual to save him from her
They're so gonna do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272509

They're the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272464

Just got the Little Rocket Man achievement in HL2 episode 2. The only really hard bit was that helicopter chase, I kept having to stop the car, punt the gnome ahead and drive up to it so I could launch it forwards some more. The combine piloting the chopper must have thought I was mental.

Maybe I'll actually write something now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272476
>leaving your unclaimed boy alone with a sultry, horny rapist
It's like she WANTS suffering.
Loving it anon, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272503
">W-what was that? What did you just do?"

[Anonymous No.]

Would your waifu fall for obvious phishing attempts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272464
the same thing i do every day
play videogames

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272527
>This writefag a shit, implying anyone would want to have a relationship with a clingy girl like a Shirohebi

I think she'd take the bait, hook, line and sinker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271879
>>13272517
But what is best about strong girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272535
B-but I was talking about Internet scams...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272527
She strikes me as the type to spend a lot of time online, she'd know what a scam looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272536

Abfucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272536
Where is the Yuugsters neck at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272469
I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272536

Being cuddled tightly by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272543
>waifuing a creepy-crawly
Good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272536
They can pick you up and give you a big hug, as well as impress you with how strong they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272548
Yeah. You type similarly to someone; a certain slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272543
>this will never be colored

sighing Kiki.gpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272292
That's just so people can get a firmer grip on his "Canon", for those who want to stick to it as closely as possible, like Mari, for example.

It's not stopping anyone from going, "Yeah, well, my head canon is..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272552
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272556
Like a certain Anubisfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272536
Dio Brando school of fitness and posing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272560

Its unlikely to be him, he's not on the IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272560
HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, not him.

>confused for anuslut

I don't know how I should feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272536
Their muscles and their immense power, but only if those traits are complemented with a cute, loving personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272566
>>13272568
Well shit, guess I was wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272545
Under a sea of hair, Anon. Just imagine pressing your head against it. What would it smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

You step outside to get your mail one chilly morning, and find a shivering shirohebi unable to move due to lack of body heat outside of your window.
What do you do? You can't just leave her there, she might get sick or worse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272476
>http://pastebin.com/s6KDanEg
Short update, but more Anubis is always great. Suspicious doll is suspicious, but I'm just excited to see what this "Ritual" is...

Also.
>All this handholding all over the place
So lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272571
One of those paper model things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272575
Sweat and gains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272576
Bring her a blanket, a warm coffee and some money for a taxi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272560
>>13272568
>People getting confused for me
What a strange feeling this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272570
I'd go for that Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272576
Invite her in and give her some hot cocoa. Already married so, what's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272584
So you were here after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272589
Just now, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I screencapped a thing.

SMASH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272584
I've had it happen before, but they only mentioned liking mice so yknow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272591
Oh yeah? How has your day been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271991
>>13271996
O-Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272576
Implying she hasn't been stalking you for months, getting your routines down and letting herself get to the point of freezing so that you would bring her inside.

Monsters and the rubes who fall for their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272593
Oh, goody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272597
Just got up. Saturday, so I get Subway for lunch on Saturdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272603
>Subway
I never really liked that stuff, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272595
Doublemaus when? My dick hungers for drunken yurimice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272605
Eh, to each their own. I don't mind it, it's a nice treat for when I get up on Saturdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272598
>that disgusting tail still in the pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272609
I find some Carl's or even a simple thing of chicken on a stick to be a nice treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272586
Rajyaki is a big cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

Do human boys/men have to worry about being molested by MGs on trains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272638
What are trains?

That feel where you live in some backwater where driving is the only way to commute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272638

> You remembered to turn off the oven, right?
> I'm sure I did.
> ...
> ...
> Are those sirens?
> It's probably nothing.
> Yep. Nothing.
> ...
> ...
> So what are you watching?
> "How to Train your Lamia 2"
> "Oh. I see."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272643
It's a tin can on rails that travels from bad neighborhood to bad neighborhood. They smell like urine and are full of black people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272638
I bet an abomination like her could molest a human boy while keeping her hands clearly visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272638
Both are thinking "faggot".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272621
That she is, no matter how tall or muscled she gets, I would always give her head pats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272651
>Medusa
>Abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272655
I'm talking about the girl on the right, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

pass the controller
bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272650
Don't forget the rats and homeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272606
When I'm not busy writing other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272638
Which MGs do you think would be most likely to molest on trains? Oni? Ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272656
THAT'S a girl??

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272667
Tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272670
You haven't read the manga she's from, have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272662
An Anubis would be such a no fun allowed bitch I doubt she'd even know what a video game is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272670
Reiko is very cute, you nigger.
http://exhentai.org/s/add63b3cc8/418102-31

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272593

I told you faggots to stop screencapping my brain farts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272676
Nigga please, some of us would love to have our mental vomit saved and praised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272672
Different anon here, I have and that's no girl.

It's a parasytic life form that has diguised itself as a human head and is currently piloting a dead womans body like a meat puppet. Calling it female is like saying iron man becomes genderless once he's in the suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272662
I want to play games with an Anubis.
Loser gives the winner a massage. I massage her paws either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272681
>a dead womans body
I'm fine with this if she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272680

Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272672
Parasyte? Not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272681
One can look at it that way, yes. Though it's not very different than a roper or parasite slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never bully and offend a group of zombies by watching gory zombie movies while they desperately try to paw the controller away from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272681
Fun manga though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272684
I would reach inside her chest and tickle her ribs before she had the chance to hit me with that beach towel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272681
But don't the parasites who successfully replace the subject's head assimilate and totally absorb the creature they bond with, replacing them entirely, rather than simply "A head piloting a dead body"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272688
Ok, that actually sounds pretty amusing. Would be fun to make it up to them after, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272667
Lolis, they just use the excuse of the crowd pushing them to shove their face in your crotch. Then they start giving you a blowjob in the middle of the crowd, hidden by your knowing neighbors that tower above her with the sounds of slurping and both of your moans masked by the talking of the oblivious passengers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13271192
>You could've married any girl, but you ended up marrying a NEET
>A big fat NEET Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272703
*unknowing neighbors

But I guess she could have accomplices

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272700
But anon, being in a big cuddle pile with a bunch of stupid stinky zombies would be horrible!

Why would you want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272705
Wonderful, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272705
is there something supposed to be bad about this because I am A-Ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272709
>Big cuddle pile of zombies
Not the best, but good. Because undead. Besides, wouldn't you want to start trying for a group of Wights? I actually rate Wights lower than Zombies, in terms of undead love, but a lot of people seem to like them, so.

>>13272703
Oh god. Now I'm imagining a group of them going around covering for each other, taking turns finding guys, and nobody would suspect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272703
That is intolerably lewd.

And I fucking LOVE it.
Sabbath is Olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272738
Baphomets a great, especially when someone tries to kidnap you and she goes world ender on their ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272713
>>13272718
Do you want to spend the rest of eternity (Because let's face it, if she put so much work and wait into you, she'd probably give you some potion or shit to stop aging and be immortal like her) cuddling a big lazy and chubby Dragon, who looks like a Christmas Cake and watches anime and plays video games from years ago, and can't be bothered to update? Do you really want to make her food while you do nothing but sit on a couch watching VHSes? What kind of life would that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272598
I would love to be held down and used by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272743
>What kind of life would that be?
A wonderful one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272703
Please stop! I can only get so erect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272743
Pretty good one actually.
You aren't dissuading me from anything so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272703
Goddammit I got a boner, fuck you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Norse myths when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272768
Fenrir lewdest wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272695
I'm pretty sure they coexist with it in a way. They keep the circulatory system running and providing them with all that nice stuff the head used to get, and in exchange they get all that nice stuff they head used to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272768
We've actively discussed it a times, but nobody felt like drawing anything. Guess the drawfags care more for their OC than oc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272768
I want to see Nidhogg and Midgardsormr Dragon Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Crow Tengus are friends or nannies to werewolves/zipangu equivalent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272782
>Midgardsormr
But she'd be a Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272787
Fair enough. I've just been playing a lot of Final Fantasy XIV lately. The expansion coming out this summer, and the last couple updates leading up to it, have focused heavily on the "Dravarian Horde", which is led by the "King of Kings", Midgardsormr, and his first born son, Nidhogg. Haven't seen Nidhogg yet, but in FFXIV, Midgardsormr is a serpentine dragon large enough to strangle a colossal warship.

Granted that's not much compared to his namesake, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272795
In legends it was a snake that could encircle the entire planted, and its venom was strong enough to kill Thor. Depending on legends it also followed Thor around, like the one where Thor goes fishing using cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272799
>planted
Planet*.

[Anonymous No.]

The future is bleak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272803
Is that a crossbred Giraffe / Succuslut girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272803
>That neck
I recognize this is likely an artistic choice but...wow.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most forgotten monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272799
>Thor fishing using cows
This is an incredibly amusing mental image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272803
Crossboarder-kun why do you remind me of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272810
If it gets named, it isn't forgotten.
But probably pot devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272803
Is that Granberria and Alma?!

The fuck happened to her neck?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272811
Thor still died to its venom after smashing its skull in. Course it sort of has traits to a Shirohebi if you twist and stretch the legends a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272811
>Be living underwater for whatever reason
>Be swimming along one day
>Suddenly, a holstaur, floating in front of you
>She's hung by a hook around her waist, giving her a wedgy as she floats there, wearing a snorkel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272787
>>13272795
>>13272819
Wurms and ryu have snake-like bodies and are still considered dragons.

The main difference between dragons and other reptilian monsters is not their shape, as many dragons around the world come in different shapes and sizes, but their connection with the deities or supernatural entities in charge of the universe.

Dragons tend to be direct spawn from deities or relatively closer to them in their lineage while other monsters are only loosely connected to them or not at all, having being created by other means.

So yeah, Jormungandr is a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272827
That's because ones is literally a serpentine Dragon, and the other is an oriental Dragon.
>Dragon tend to be spawn of deities
And where did you hear this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272676
No. We'll save and remember every word you post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272820
drawfags pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272676
Nope. Can't stop. Too wonderfully lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you been a good boy this year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272864
So far. There are a lot of mice to molest though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272816
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272785
>Werewolf leaves her kids over to the tengu's house for a day or so
>As soon as the mom leaves the kids cause trouble, eating all the sweets, running around the house, and get into her porn stash
>The tengu has little experience wit kids, so all she can do is caw and try to herd the kids around
>Cries when the kids call her a dorky hag
>They feel sorry after that, so they be nice until their mom returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272864
Who the hell are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272864
It's a little early for that, don't you think? Does wanting to be a slut make you a good boy or a bad boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272598
So this is the group of jocks at MGC High? The popular MGs who bully unpopular MGs and submissive men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272864
Oni-senpai is the greatest! She's the best on the volleyball team!

I hope she will let me touch her horns some day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272777
>Artists caring only about themselves and not what the people want
This is surprising how?

[Anonymous No.]

Wizards are such fucking dicks, when can we start seeing both Anti-Wizard laws and serious actions taken against them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272887
Vote for Ms.Ringtail, she will push legislation and law through to limit what wizards can do and hire specialists to take care of troublemakers! A vote for Ms.Ringtail is a vote for a husbando and waifu for everybody!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272892
>Jewnuki trying to win the popular vote
Hah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272804
>>13272806

What do you have against long limbs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272887
>trying to bully wizards into anti-magic laws
This is the reason we became wizards.
Can't even strut alongside a river without some hellhound calling out and saying magic sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272892
No thanks. I'll be voting for the conservative Paladin party that's trying to outlaw rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272905
>Those legs
It's like she WANTS me to split them like toothpicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272887
Given the nature of infinite magical power, it is probably best to leave CURRENT wizards mostly alone.

However, there IS a simple way to prevent new wizards from rising to power..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272912

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272892
This>>13272906

Did you not read what happened to the kitsune that tried to molest an innocent young man?

She was put out of her evil ways by a kindly old wizard, all for the betterment of the community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272831
>And where did you hear this?
Nowhere, but if you analyze several myths around the world you may see a trend in which monsters are usually divided into two categories:
Those who can be slayed by extraordinary mortals and those who can only be slayed by deities or other supernatural entities.

Dragons might not be the spawn of gods in all cases but they almost always fit into the second category.
Of course there's no definite way to classify fictional beings, since their own depictions tend to change depending on the place and time but we can still find patterns throughout folkloric tales and attempt to classify them.

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>>13272915
I honestly have no idea where I should start being confounded by this.

Is it the heads?
The legs?
The arms?
The fact that her breasts are bigger than her head?
Fucking Nips man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272887
First they come for your magic, then they come for you.

[Anonymous No.]

What if a kunoichi taught a different MG to be a ninja?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272881
>So this is the group of jocks at MGC High?
Only the hairy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272906
Fuck Wizards, just the other day I was about to be raped by a lewd and powerful Jinko, and guess what happened? She turned into a Loli, a fucking powerless Loli because a Wizard cursed her to turn into one whenever she tries to rape a human boy.

How is a submissive boyslut like myself supposed to get raped by Monster Girls when these menaces are on the loose? I've already had two Monster Girls decide to "ask me on a date and consent" and later turn me down because they thought I might be a wizard or a friend of one. Just the other night at Karaoke Night at the bar when I pretended to be a drunk and easy-to-take advantage of human boy who just got finished singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart." when a Kraken approached me. She was a Christmas Cake, and looked like the kind that would pray on young and easy bait such as myself. And you know what she did?

She was my "Designated Driver" and dropped me off at home, amde sure I made it into the door, and drove off. She didn't even try to cope a feel. I've never felt so taken advantage of in my life and cried for 20 minutes.

Wizardry is a growing epidemic that needs to be stopped.

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>>13272925
You mean like a Kakuen? I would a lewd, cocky and dexterous Monkey ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272920
I see. Though apparently Jormung is classified as a Norse Dragon despite being refereed to numerous times as a sea serpent.
It's confusing as hell to look into things when they're inconsistent. Anyway, regardless of whether or not it'll be a Dragon or a Lamia, it'll still be serpentine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272921
I dunno man why don't you think on it?
I'll delete it in a tick
>>13272906
Not only that, but I learned magic just to meet my potential waifu, taking magic away would just lead to everyone being a short term class like rouge or ranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272887
Hey, if you didn't want your waifu to suffer a curse that mad everything taste like ham then she shouldn't have taken the last doughnut from the Wizards Only section of the store.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a lonely wizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272927
This would be the CC Arachne English teacher who molests male students.

[Anonymous No.]

You'll never take our magic, traitors.

Hell, I'm teaching a class of young humans right now.

[Anonymous No.]

If you take our magic you lose yours too!
Then how will you charm fuck that boy that never notices you?

[Anonymous No.]

So some news about what may happen in MGQParadox...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272956
I'm sure I would be interested if I could read Nip

You fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272958
It's Luka's mother. Thing about that for a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272960
Well, she looks fucking insane, so fun times to be had obviously.

I suppose we should expect psychotic incest rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272956
>>13272960
>Mother-Son Incest
Does not surprise me in the least for MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272925
Kunoichi are just a subtype of succubi that has evolved in a way that makes them very good ninjas, so it's no surprise the would adopt the lifestyle.

They could teach anyone how to be a ninja, but that won't turn them into KC's Kunoichi; just a regular ninja instead.

The real question is how would a Kunjoichi who hasn't been trained to be a ninja act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272863
>>13272840

I fucking hate you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272963
As well as cringing at Luka being Luka while it goes down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272966
>The real question is how would a Kunjoichi who hasn't been trained to be a ninja act
Like a normal succubus

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>>13272964
>>13272960
>>13272963
We already knew Luka's mother from another reality (or something) will have the hots for him, that isn't new.

>>13272956
What does it say Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272972
Playful Wind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272967
But I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272974
>Like a normal succubus, de aru~
FTFY. Some things don't need to be taught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272975
I don't know moon. Ask RS, Mari, or anyone else who knows it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272816
It's called Jinn of the Jar now apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272979

But that's forbidden

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272878
When Santa is a monster girl Christmas comes every day of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272989
>MG Santa-chan will never be your private ho ho ho
Sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the ape.

Don't stand there and gape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272998
10/10
Would train with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272998
>wasting SS colors on her instead of monkey king
Still mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272974
Would she though? Their profile personalities are completely different (Kunoichi are "Devoted, calm, with poor expression of emotions" while Succubi are "Lustful") so we would have to know whether their profile's personality is supposed to be inherited from their parents or developed during their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272998
Get outta here Rajang.
Go back to the arena with four hunters showing off their Greatswords

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273010
>>13273013
She's an sacred golden monkey and you are show her respect.

Even if she is unbearably chuuni.

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>>13273011
>we would have to know whether their profile's personality is supposed to be inherited from their parents or developed during their lives.
Isn't that always the case? It's part of what allows for such variation among individuals. Based on what we do know a certain cockhungry tendency would likely linger, but beyond that?

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>>13273011
They are trained to be calm and devoted, but since they still succubi I bet once they get a husband they're as lustful as them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272998
>Get funky with that monkey
>Don't stop until you make that ape gape
>Pimp that chimp
>Mate with that primate
>That simian wants kids, give her a million

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272998

These rhymes are getting cheesier and more cringey every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273026
Charon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273026
>That simian wants kids, give her a million
Monkey at a keyboard.tiff

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>>13272998
>>13273026
If I rub a golden Kakuen's monkey ears do I become blessed with good fortune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273033
Are monkey kids climbing all over you good fortune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273026
>>13273030
>It was the BLURST of times??

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>>13273036
It's annoying is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273011
Culture probably plays a strong factor in it. If they get drilled into training from birth and trained to be calm, devoted and avoid showing emotions, then such a personality is much more likely to manifest later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273036
I-I just wanted to touch her ears.

Now I have to deal with chaotic Kakuen daughterus?

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>>13273020
On that note I am now imaging a dominant MG, say for example an amazon, raised by kikimora. Imagine how interesting that would be, especially if she ever met up with a few of the more typical members of her race.

Come to think, is being stubborn as hell a nature or nurture thing for hellhounds, I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273051
>an amazon, raised by kikimora
I want this to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273051
I once thought of the idea of a Mantis raised by Amazons.

How do you think that would turn out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273051
>Hellhound raised by Unicorns.

I don't think she can repress her Hellhound instincts, but at least the rape will be very gentle, with lots of consideration for her victim.

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>>13273057
>How do you think that would turn out?
You'd get an aggressive mantis, maybe a little mouthy, maybe capturing men outside of her season because that's what everyone else is doing and passing him off to someone else. Considering how they get when it's time to mate the difference wouldn't be that huge. She'd probably have a preeminent position amongst the clans hunters due to built-in scythe skills and the ability to at least fall with style.

>>13273059
For a hellhound I think even the attempt to hold back the rape and not dom the shit out of her lover during it would mean quite a bit. Marriage afterward would be inevtiable though, or else everyone would whisper about her and that would be unbearable.

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>>13273020
>>13273043
Personality is actually very much a genetic outcome, since it generates from a person's unique brain chemistry.
It's a person's character (their personal beliefs, morality, virtues and vices) that is developed through their life.

Their 'Disposition' in their profile is probably a combination of both the personalities and character observed in the majority of each species, so there's definitely space for individual monster girl to have their own personal and unique 'Disposition'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273068
She would be like pic-related. Surprisingly tame for a Hellhound. Making aggressive advances on the Anon playing the piano at the most.

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>>13273076
>Pic Related
>Then the Hellhound gets up on all fours
>Sings all the more sweetly
>While shaking her ass slowly at the player, as her tail wags all the while
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273078

Keep watching her performance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273078
Remain calm. Try to keep playing the piano with the Hellhound's large, perfectly round ass swaying back and forth, inches from your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273080
>>13273081
What if you see that she's not wearing any panties under her dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273083

Keep playing the piano and pretend I saw nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273078
>>13273083
You keep goddamn playing like you've practiced to do for years of your life, the bitch can wait till after the show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273083
Close eyes, the music must go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273083
That would be lewd, and much more difficult to keep your cool while her puffy Hellhound vulva takes up your view.

The show must go on though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273083
Channel your inner Ray Charles and play like you can't see shit. You've got a job to do, you can give the dog a bone after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273078
Depends on the song performed at the moment of course.

If its something slow and romantic you can't do anything but watch.
If it's something fun and fast paced you will need both of you hand in the piano, so you will have to use your teeth.

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>>13273095
>Puffy Hellhound vulva
Don't forget drooling wetness down her thighs.

>>13273090
She's going to pounce you the second the song is over. And do you right there on stage. It's the encore.

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>>13273107
>drooling wetness down her thighs.
Great, now I'll have to polish the piano. Again. Why couldn't I have just partnered up with that siren and let the audience do all the fucking instead?

>She's going to pounce you the second the song is over.
>Onstage
I'd better at least be getting tipped for this.

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>>13273107
>Don't forget drooling wetness down her thighs.

>It starts pooling on the top of the piano.
>She's wrapped her legs around your head and is pulling it closer towards her, into her dress.
>She's practically grinding on your face now.

All you were told to do for the job was play the piano, you weren't prepared for this, not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273109
>Implying being ravaged by a Hellhound in heat isn't your tip
It's a great tip mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273113

Sex doesn't pay my bills, nigga. Besides, having sex on stage is unproffessional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273113
That's me giving HER the tip (and the shaft). If I'm getting fucked on stage I want extra money for it, dammit.

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>>13273129
>>13273136
Bunch of whiny whores. Getting sexed by a sexy Hellhound and all you care about is money?

Well, put on a good show, and I'm sure some girls in the audience will toss out tips, and offer to pay you to sleep with them after the show. But that'd make the Hellhound sad and pouty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273129
I image that in Monster Girl City it would be required to be professional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273149
>all you care about is mone

It's not that it's all I care about. Rather it's the thing I need most if I want to live in this shitty moder society. Despite what sunshinefags say, you really can't be truly happy without any money.

>offer to pay you to sleep with them after the show

I ain't no whore, mate.

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>>13273149
Hey, I go that far and above the job description extra compensation is in order. Being showered in ones is like the least I'd expect. A man's gotta have his modesty and all.

>Well, put on a good show, and I'm sure some girls in the audience will toss out tips
Now we're talk-
>and offer to pay you to sleep with them after the show.
Declined, but they're welcome to talk over dinner or drinks.

>But that'd make the Hellhound sad and pouty.
Well she should've thought of that before taking me onstage. Now, if she wants to make it up to me though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273154
It's not like you wouldn't be paid well for the show in the first place.
>I ain't no whore, mate.
>Wants extra money for sex
Kinda sounds like you are.

>>13273158
>If she wants to make it up to me though...
You're the one who should make it up to her.
She'll take grinding against your face in a 69 when you get back to your apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

>been gone for two hours
>from 321 posts to 450

Something you want to tell me, guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273168
Yes.

Happy Easter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273167
>Wants extra money for sex

I said I wanted extra money INSTEAD of sex in order to pay my bills. Lern2reed, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273168
>>13273170
The rabbits are everywhere, send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273167
>Hellhound has no claim to me
>(practically?) rapes me on stage anyway
>For some reason I'm not allowed to consort with whom I choose
>For some reason I have something to make up to her
No. If she wanted to date or something she should've told me. I'm an old-fashioned guy, fucking me on stage is not how you announce your intentions to me. I mean, the least she could've done is pin me to a wall somewhere private. Maybe send me flowers after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273168
Monkey business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273177
>Implying you weren't already hooked up with the Hellhound
>Doing the show as a couple
I mean, that's the assumption I was working under. And really, why wouldn't you want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273190
Cause Hellhounds a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273190
I want to fall asleep in the couch with hellpups napping on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273194
You a shit.

>>13273197
You know what's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273194
Them fightin words

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273190
>I mean, that's the assumption I was working under.
Not the one I was under. Partners!=lovers. Even in art.

>And really, why wouldn't you want to?
Aside from the fact that she''s the type to fuck me in public in front of a bunch of strangers against my will? Gee, I unno. At the very least we've got some talking to do. This all started with a hellhound raised by unicorns so she's still doing really well for someone of her race--individuals, nature vs. nurture, blah blah blah ignored--but this is still not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273204
I'm wondering if you're the same guy who was complaining about exhibitionism a couple days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273211
Not him, but the only thing I see him complaining about is an overly attached Hellhound who doesn't understand the concept of professional boundaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273200
>Anon sleeping on couch with three daughters on him
>one is belly up and sleeping sideways between his legs, one is between the couch and him, one is sleeping on his chest and looping over his shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273218
Are PDA really so bad?

Especially from a warm, fluffy beauty with a lovely singing voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273221
Yes, unwanted and unwarranted PDA in bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273211
I was around for that, but I wasn't involved in the discussion, so no. If I were to do any kind of exhibitionism it would be the "I want to be seen but not really" sort, not this full public acknowledgement of what I was doing.

Mostly though, it's as >>13273218 says. I don't give two fucks if she's an exhibitionist, just don't do it with me (or, you know, where there are likely to be children around or whatever), especially while I'm on the job.

>>13273221
There are limits to how far PDAs can go. This varies from person to person, but she's blown past mine. This notion that somehow the girl being attractive makes everything okay is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273225
>>13273229
You know, the fact of the matter is that I put forth the scenario under the idea of being a couple with a Hellhound, and doing nice shows at adult venues with her, and her being unable to restrain her affection for you, giving an extra "Adult" tinge to the evening for your audience.
But if you're really against it, you could easily presume that you'd talked with her about it prior, and thus she would restrain herself until you were back home together. Or at least your dressing room.
And if you just plain wouldn't want to be in such a relationship with a Hellhound, well, then you suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273239
But you never said anything about that, in the original scenario it was just a normal club and, at least as I pictured it, you two didn't even really know each other, you just played together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273239
I love how you didn't say any of those things. I wouldn't be complaining at all if she waited to jump my bones in the dressing room or our own freaking home. Who would?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273243
Maybe we just look at the picture and see different things. The piano, and the nice dress the Hellhound's wearing, makes me think of a really nice, up-scale club, and the big smile on anon's face makes me think he likes spending time with the Hellhound.

But I guess that's just a lot of assumptions and opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273253

>anon
>liking anything

literally what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273253
You're one of those people that looks at that painting of sunflowers and sees vaginas aren't you? But seriously the picture was just a reference, not the actual setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272150
There is a difference between literal and up front, and blatantly contradicting. The implication here is that westerners are stupid and need to be spoonfed their stories, which is true of most but not all. This isn't a case of dumb westerners it's a case of shitty writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273262
It's more you need to allude to something, not just leave a gaping hole.
Then again, this could have all been avoided if learning/reading moon rune required a blood sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273259
No?

But anyway, as far as a "Setting", the picture was the only reference at all! The thing it was posted in response to was "What if Hellhound raised by Unicorns?", that's not a setting that's an idea for a possibly altered personality.

Why is it we have to argue this much over the simple idea of having a good time with a lovely Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273262
>Replying to an old comment
>Still claiming it's shitty writing
Always the writer's fault, even though nobody in Japan has any of the issues we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273253
>The piano, and the nice dress the Hellhound's wearing, makes me think of a really nice, up-scale club
LOLMGC negates all of that instantly.

> the big smile on anon's face makes me think he likes spending time with the Hellhound.
Or he could be smiling because he loves to play the piano. Or because you're nearly required to look happy or at least fit the mood of the song during performances like that. As several people have said, the show must go on and that guy was part of it.

So yes, lots of assumptions all around, not all of them even necessarily warranted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273268
Because you're the only one so far that wants to be raped publicly by someone you're supposed to be doing a job with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273269
Nips have shit taste. Of course they lap up shit writing.
>ctrl+f "Shit taste"
>"0 results"
It's like we forgot we came from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273268
Because our headcannons about this fictional setting are different so that makes us enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273277
It's Easter anon, there is barely anyone here.

Hell, it's late in the day and we only have around 75 unique posters in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273274
>you're the only one so far that wants to be raped publicly
>Implying that being publicly raped isn't something talked about here at length every single day

The only conclusion I can draw for the sudden backlash against an affectionate girl jumping on you, is that people just hate Hellhounds that much.

Which is a damn shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273277
Even on /a we we the blacksheep of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273284
No, it's because raping someone in the middle of a performance, on stage even, is extremely unprofessional.

Also
>Implying people advocating against public rape isn't a thing we talk about every day

[Anonymous No.]

You guys argue about the dumbest shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273289
>in the middle of a performance
It was said repeatedly, from the beginning, to be after the performance, as an encore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273293
Yup!
>Do you guys wanna-
>No.
>But Why?
>Because you a shit.
>You a shit.
>You a shit.
>You're waifu a shit
>A SHIIIIIIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273294
Nope, that was an addendum that was made after people started to speak against it.

It was originally said that she would sexually harass you during the performance, waving her ass in your face and pulling your head into her muff.

It might not have been rape, but it's still unwarranted and unprofessional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273293
>>13273295
this here be one-a them self-hatin' threads
>eat a big bag of fat dicks faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273293
Those cotton balls hanging off your hat are the dumbest shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273293
I'm just skimming through stuff, so I never knew anyone argued over anything until you mentioned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273297
Actually, first it was waving her ass in your face, then the "Jumping on you as an encore", and then pulling your head into her rear prior to her jumping on you was thrown in a bit later.

It still astounds me that people don't want a Hellhound to teasingly wave her ass in their faces, don't want her to entice them, don't want to tell her to jump them as the show draws to a close, don't want to convince her to hold it in a bit longer, and then don't want to get jumped and ravaged even harder by her loving, tender affections the second they're behind a closed door.

But whatever. Your waifu a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273311
I don't have a waifu, so your argument is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273285
I want to shag that sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273321
All sheep deserve some love.
And Fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273321
Kinda reminds me of that Red XIII girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273321
>That underboob
That space was made for dick insertion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273285
We have never, NEVER been alone in thinking that the nips have the shittest taste. It's a cause for celebration when something actually decent sells well, be it in BDs or LNs. To claim that "Well no one in japan has a problem with it so it MUST be us westerners" is a fallacy. It isn't even a case of translation. Look at mahouka for example.
>Onii-sama
>Nuke whatever he wants
>Is insanely rich
>Has a harem
>Is a ninja
>Disintegrate whatever he wants
>Shoot spirit bullets which can rip out the souls of enemies
This isn't a case of shitty translations, you can't mistranslate key elements you can only mistranslate the context . Yet mahouka did really well.

To make this relevant, the best I can do is the contradiction between the recent(?) statement that girls don't lose their personality.
>Ushi-Oni
>When a woman transforms into an ushi-oni, the great transformation is not only external, but internal. No matter how docile her former personality was, it will change into an extremely aggressive personality like that of the ushi-oni.
the key element here is that the girl's personality burns ferocious. the context is the shit around it. I highly doubt the people doing this managed to fail accurately translating something as crucial as this.

>Demon Army
>Almost all single monstergirls will try to rape males on sight, and ad hoc bands might occasionally mount raiding parties against human settlements
And yet I recall some time ago KC saying that if you really really don't want to be raped they'll leave you alone. Or something like that. This is hard for me to argue because I disregard all of his bullshit as in one ear and out the other.

>Kitsune-tsuki
>They start having dirty thoughts and before long, their lust swells up and they start to strongly yearn for a man. At the same time, their appearance and personalities change, enabling them to charm and tempt men.

I doubt these blatant contradictions are just mistranslations and dumb westerners

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>>13273328

>See that image
>While listening to some rather melancholic music

Y'know those random shocking realization moments you get every now and then that you're going to die someday? I just got one about the fact that Monstergirls will never be real. It feels surreal for a brief moment, but then I realize it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Kakuens talk dirty during sex?

STICK IT IN MY MONKEY HOLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273335
It's been pointed out that in the case of an Ushi-Oni, while her personality may shift to an extremely aggressive rape-tank, no matter how timid or docile she was previously, that doesn't mean she would lose other personality traits or interests, and may still show signs of her old personality. Until she gets horny at least. Of course, not being horny isn't exactly a common occurrence for Ushis, but still, you get the point.

I'm not sure I've ever read "If you really, really don't want to be raped, they'll leave you alone", ever. So I've no reason to put any stock in this so-called contradiction until I see a source for it, as you even say.

>Kitsune-tsuki
What exactly is the contradiction you're trying to point out here?

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>>13273335
He does contradict himself a bit, like with the whole Ushi Oni having seals which suppress their lusts thing.
And I do not see a contradiction with the Kitsune-Tsuki thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273346
KC should just draw the Wight and Trolls butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273346
I'd show her my secret technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273346
>YES! GIVE IT TO ME IN MY MONKEY HOLE! I'M A MONKEY!
>OH MRS.GARRISON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273352
Trolls and Wight have average butts, that pale in comparison to Scylla and others.
They still need to be drawn, for there are men who wish to see their wife's precious booty in detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273358
>Trolls and Wight have average butts
Nigga, are you even aware of their hips and thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273361
The ones that are average and only more noticeable due to their stance and clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273358
>>13273361

Someone pull up that Troll diagram!

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>>13273346
I wonder if they throw shit at the men they like and it magically turns them on and feels good because MAMONO MANA

>>13273347
To the first point, it's been supposed. I would say disregarding the trappings of life to live in a cave and fuck your husband for weeks at a time is pretty fucking lustful, so lustful that it overrides the old personality. And Just because she I don't know, still likes to kniw, doesn't mean that her personality hasn't changed from docile to ferocious. Just because one facet hasn't changed doesn't mean that she's still the same. It's a different personality. Both personalities just happen to have similar interests, or the new personality decided to keep some old interests

Second point, agreed. I got nothing to back this up with, but I'm 75% sure I heard it some where. It's weak at best

To the third, Kitsune-tsuki it obviously states that per personality changes, which contradicts the first point that girls keep their personalities. I didn't think I had to point that out. >>13273351

>>13273358
>Wight have average butts
You. Are. Not. My. Niggga.

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>>13273364
Here ya go

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>>13273351
>like with the whole Ushi Oni having seals which suppress their lusts thing.
How is that a contradiction? It makes a whole lot of sense.
>Wandering Scholar goes around, interviewing MGs
>Encounters an Ushi-Oni
>She tells him of how her kind are unstoppable, destructive rape-tanks
>"...then how come you're not doing all this shit you're telling me about?"
>"Oh, it's this seal over my eye. Helps most girls keep themselves under control. No more rape-y than most MGs with one of these on."
>"...so, if you removed it..."
>"Ah. That'd be bad."
>"You're a big girl."
>"For you."
You can feel free to hurt me for this.

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>>13273365
For Kitsune-Tsuki it's more of a corruption thing that's gradual, and it;s not so much a personality change as it is making her much more lewd, charming, seductive, ect.

And prove me wrong on the Wight butts. Have we ever seen one?

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>>13273369
>Booty
Average size, only made more noticeable from her bending over slightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273370
Nigga I didn't want to visualize the Wandering Scholar as a CIA looking motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273370
It can make sense. Though when Ushi came out they had the seal on while being painted as rape trains, so it's hard to accept it as something other than a contradiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273372
>Have we ever seen one?
No one has ever drawn one more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273379
Then harass a drawfag enough till one is drawn. We will continue this discussion then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273365
I think the thing here is actually a translation, or at least, understanding issue.

Someone read, "Her personality changes", and thinks "Her personality becomes totally different with no vestige of the previous one left", while the intent is likely just, as is stated in many places, "Her personality shifts, becoming more lustful, while their core personality remains the same".

[Anonymous No.]

>"You must be the new tail brusher. You'll have a lot of work to do around here..."

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>>13273377
I think that's just a matter of perception. I know a lot of people assumed about the Seal in the first place, and KC simply confirmed the assumption later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273384
Go away PsychoFox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273384
I've never brushed a tail before, will that be a problem? Heck, I've never even used a brush before. I just pull on the knots, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273384
Sorry, I only brush the tails of Wolf Girls from Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273384
No, I'm the desmugger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273372
It clearly says the personality changes. But more importantly. Dat Wight ass is like the holy grail man. Or the japanese emperor hidden behind a mere paper wall. You know it's there. You know it's great. Look at the curve of her thighs, look at how thin her waist is compared to dose hips. You just KNOW her ass is big, and round, and enough to sink your hands into, and upside-down heart shaped.

>>13273382
If there's a change, there is a change. The personalities may be simmilar, but it's a change none the less. If any thing changes, it's a change to her personality, her personality has changed. A wise man once said that if you replace that working parts you get a different machine. What drives the girls after this change is sex. They are different machines. Sex machines. Just because vestiges of their old personality remains doesn't mean that their personality hasn't changed. They may be the same people, but the personalities aren't the same.

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>>13273386
There were also a lot who perceived it the other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273392
Well look at Mr. Fancy here, able to choose his clients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273395
>if you replace the working parts you get a different machine

WELL HERE IT IS, A CHANCE TO TAKE BACK EVERYTHING WE'VE EARNED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273395
All I see is womanly hips, and a dress that makes her legs more seductive than they normally are.
It's the clothing that's making you go gaga, put them on anything and you'll start seeing it happen.

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>>13273384
Fuck off kid, where's your mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273395
>Just because vestiges of their old personality remains doesn't mean that their personality hasn't changed. They may be the same people, but the personalities aren't the same.
I disagree, and now this is going to turn into a "Glass is half full/empty" debate.

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>>13273384
I'm not sure I'd call it a LOT of work, kid, you're pretty small

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273410
Uh Anon, she's your boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273403
I need a drawfag to draw me a wight in a hoodie and tight, form-hugging tracksuit pants. Do this and my diamond would be boners. Look I don't really have to convince a filthy non believer like you. I know dat ass is fine enough to worship. It's fine if you don't. More dead booty for me. And don't even get me started on her legs. Any clothing actually makes them less seductive

>>13273402
THE MAN WHO TURNS THE WHEEL, THEY WILL FOLLOW, ANYWHERE HE LEADS

>>13273411
You're wrong man. Take a painting. A master piece. Take a perfect replica, and paint it all in a wash of pink. Is it the same painting?

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>>13273395
A change, yes. But the original point was claiming that girls "Lost" their personalities. They're altered, but their core personalities remain the same, simply shifted towards being more lustful, or whatever other traits may be associated with their new species.

And just to go back to the original claimant of Ushi-Onis. I defy you to find me something cuter than this.
>Cute, shy, docile human girl
>Blushes whenever a boy looks her way
>Can barely speak to one without flushing and stuttering
>Gets splashed by Ushi-Oni Blood
>Turns into the mighty Arachnotaur Rape-Tank
>Changes and snags a guy, rushing off to her house
>Pelviserizes him to sate her newfound (Or newly released) lusts
>In the aftermath, as her lust is finally sated, for however short a time, she looks upon her work
>And the girl she once was emerges
>Goes beet red, the tank of a spider-girl fussing over the sore boy in her crushed bed
>Spends her brief period of clarity stuttering apologies as she tries to make him comfortable
>Pulling him close in her fluffy, warm arms
>Mumbling about not wanting him to learn about her crush like this

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit not this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273420
Nah, I got hired to brush the tail of a hot old fox, not some brat who only comes up to my knee.

Now like I said, where's your old lady? I ain't got all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273422
>Know
How can you know if you've never seen it? A Wight's ass isn't a religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273422
>a wight in a hoodie and tight, form-hugging tracksuit pants
While that also works as jogging attire, I've come to primarily associate it with NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273424
>But the original point was claiming that girls "Lost" their personalities.
Well then yes I guess we're just arguing semantics here. And it's cute but its unrealistic.

>>13273434
>A Wight's ass isn't a religion.
I WILL FIGHT YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273430
What again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273167
I do like the sound of her offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273440
People arguing over KC's shitty writing and how it's incoherency should be interpreted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273438
It is just semantics and not worth fighting over. It's a setting where you can view it how you please, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273438
>it's cute but its unrealistic.
GEE MONSTER GIRLS ARE UNREALISTIC Y'DON'T SAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273432
That's her.

She's 313 years old, but she looks like a little girl because of Mamono magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273438
>I WILL FIGHT YOU
But it's true. You need Kc or a drawfag to draw it before you can go around saying it's the bomb giggity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273450
Time for me to quit my job and stop wasting m time then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273450

Why do old Kitsunes insist on making themselves look like 10-year-olds?

Are they that insecure about their age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273453
>Anon was found later, trapped within a mofusphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273458
>His lone comment was "She still ain't gettin her fuckin tails brushed."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273456
I know what you mean, when my mistress told me she wanted to 'feel young again', turning herself into a loli wasn't what I had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273194
I respectively disagree with you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273456
I've found lolis to be a minority.

Most seem to prefer to make themselves look like well-endowed 16 year olds. Y'know, the kind of 16 year olds Japan makes that look like mid-20-somethings.

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>>13273452
I shall go on to the end. I shall fight in MGC, I shall fight on the seas and oceans, I shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, I shall defend my Wight waifu's Ass, whatever the cost may be. I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; I shall never surrender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273461
I'm imagining an incredibly skilled tail/fur brusher who's very selective with his clients.

Reservations for one of his brushings are put months in advance, his skills are supposed to be legendary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273471
You're extremely devoted and I want to tell you I'm impressed with your conviction, despite disagreeing with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273346
That's about as creative as the Monkey's song lyrics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273476
Yeah, but dat monkey booty tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273474
As gentlemen then, lets agree to disagree. Tell me about your favorite mg, anon What is the one thing about her you'll never back down on?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Monkey D. Luffy Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273487
Fuck no, the kid's an annoying gluttonous retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273483
Mostly Dragon, and the other Dragons.
Maybe a bit of Wereolf, Wight, and Lich in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273487
With or without the afro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273487
I'm all for Chuuni Girls, but I don't think I could take the friendship speeches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273499
Not him, but would you a MG Sogiita Gunha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273393
You aren't going to desmug something from Disgaea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273384
I just want to see these smug little cunts acting cute and daughterly for once. With actual clothes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273495
Dragons are great. Love Dragons.

And I love her expression in that pic. Thanks again Luth, where-ever you may be.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to desmug the grin squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273519
Dragon are love
They are life
They cook for you
And prove they are the best wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273526
Well there's 4 of them now, so good luck with that.

I recommend a training montage, or starting somewhere lower on the sexual food chain before tackling the four horsewomen of the lewdpocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

Your monsterfu becomes real. She loves you. No one thinks her existence is weird and everyone unconditionally accepts her. She is, however, the only monster girl in existence.

You can have her, but she also has a harem of other men and maybe women as her lovers. You will be her favorite, but she will also have sex with the other members of her harem.

Do you choose to make her real, or continue to live in a world where she will never be real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273476
>>13273480


ASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EQNgK8r7SM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273536
I tell anon to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272675
This is canon, fuck what the official manga/anime said happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273536
My waifu is monogamous, so clearly this isn't my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273535
Go hard or go home anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273536
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273536

I'm a petty and needy person, so I would hate to hare my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273536
Like >>13273542 says. And also >>13273550 and >>13273539

Sorry, I'd rather pass and wait for an opportunity that may never come to get my actual waifu, than share a facsimile with anyone she cares to give herself to.

[Anonymous No.]

More spider girls drunk on coffee when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273566
>Spider Barista getting drunk on the job
Yes. YES. YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273536

>>13273539

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272925
Like an Alp Kunoichi?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Does your ageless, immortal waifu take advantage of her age to file for Old Age Security Benefits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273328
>winter coat and mittens made from weresheep wool
the comfiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273584
>"I-I'm only wearing this tight outfit so I can move better! R-really!"
>"U-uhm...get ready, I'm here to 'assassinate' you. S-stop laughing!"

>>13273597
I don't see why not, but they may put restrictions of ageless monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273526
>The Cheshire would be the first.
>The bait was simple, a recording of a lost shota looking for his mother.
>The Cheshire disappeared into the alleyway, grinning maliciously, in search for the source of it.
>She was so captivated, she didn't notice a man sneaking up behind her with a modified clothespeg.
>He firmly attached it to the nape of her neck.
>Instinctively she tried to teleport to safety, but with the pressure put on her neck she only appeared a few feet away, crashing into a bunch of trashcans.
>For the first time in her cocky, overconfident life, she felt like she was the prey and not the predator.
>The man caught up to her as she desperately kept trying to get away. Unable to remove the peg on her neck.
>The man bound her arms and yanked down her panties, revealing her glistening, lavender-scented cunt.
>She let out a yelp as he penetrated her womb in a single thrust, her face contorting into an ahegao.
>He pounded her round cat ass right there in the alleyway, before climaxing and flooding her with semen.
>He pulled out with a loud 'pop' and left the Cheshire, semi-conscious in the alleyway, the peg still on, forbidding her to move.
>"1 down. 3 more to go." He muttered under is breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273346
>>13273537
You and me babe ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273566
That is adorably silly.

I love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273566
>"Heeeyy buddy... Want to help me make a 'Flat White'?... *hic*"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273597
>Dragon waifu always gets the early bird special deals and makes me wake up early to go with her
>Always takes forever while shopping at the store
>Goes on about her younger years
>Rants about kids being on the lawn
>Complains when they use their skateboards on the sidewalks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
>lavender-scented cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273526
Why? Join them as their shared bitch! You can be a living body pillow and sex toy that cooks for them!

I certainly wouldn't mind something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
>lavender-scented cunt
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Titted Chocolate Girls

You like them too? Your waifu is a Big Titted Chocolate Girl right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
Be careful there Anon, you don't want to cut yourself on all that edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
Pffff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273619
I don't have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273536
>My waifu
>Has a harem
This does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273624
>All that health
Fucking glorious, sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273619
Yes.
Post MGs, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273628
He might be the person that thought that a communal cumdump was also somehow a wife to the entire community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273619
She's not, so please don't tempt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273617
Traitor-bitch pls

>>13273621
>edge

Do you even know what that word means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273615
IDon'tKnowHowToFeelAboutThis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273636
Just feel curious if she's like a Dragon version of that Gmilf Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
>>She was so captivated, she didn't notice a man sneaking up behind her with a modified clothespeg.
>>He firmly attached it to the nape of her neck.
This whole "Paralyzing Cat Girls by pinching their napes" thing, especially with clothespins, leaving them stunned and helpless, comes up a lot. It's silly. And I love it so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273630
She's an Original, so she doesn't belong to any series in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273632
I feel bad for his waifu. If this truly is a hugbox, please have her be yandere as fuck, and lock him up in her love-cave so he can't go whoring himself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
Please sir, can I have some more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273632
Is that guy ever going to live that down?
He said like, a dozen times, it was a joke, but people here are so stubborn and fixated on "Mah waifu", that they took it seriously, and then it clashed with several people who ran with the joke and things just got worse and silly and...

I'm not sure if this counts as "Fun" or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273639
I like to believe it would work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T81oiffkbmA

The tricky part is grabbing it in the first place though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273631
Chocolate Health is damn fine to cuddle and see jiggle as you engage in sweat delicious passionate sex all night long

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
If the Hellhound doesn't rape him back I'll be dissapointed and triggered

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273647
I don't care if it makes sense or not in comparing cat and human biology.

I just know it leads to some lewd-as-fuck paralysis sex, and dear god I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
>glistening, lavender-scented cunt.
But i just fapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273640
>My chemical romance
>Facebook
>Skype
DROPPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273649
Anon please, I just filled my quota for fapping for the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273645
It was a pretty shitty and poorly delivered joke if it really was intended as humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273645
People are are still talking about that? Well shit, so this is how King Grump Alp feels. I can see why he's a grump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273635
Traitor?! Who the hell am I betraying?! Is it so wrong to want to be used by four monster girls as a living sex to and body pillow?!

If it is I don't want to be right!

Throw in a kraken and suddenly you got my top five monster girl picks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
If you're going to continue this, Manticore's should involve a Pringles can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273668
He isn't a grump because we keep calling him that, he was a grump from the moment we identified him.

It all started with a discussion on hugs if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273679
The guy who didn't like people touching him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273669
Only if its wrong for me to want a strongfat oni, sumo jinko, and a dire alp to cuddle and have kids with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273669
>If it is I don't want to be right!
Well said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273682
Yeah, him.

He wen't into a bitch fit over hugs and physical contact, which reminded people of a freshly turned Alp.

Thus he was given the title of King Grump Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273685
I think it's perfectly acceptable!

>>13273688

Thank you Anon! This thread is for monster girls after all! So let's fill it with monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272740
I like anon's idea, but SABBATH A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
>Next was that damn Monkey.
>The newest member of their little group, but was just as guilty as the rest the day they jumped him behind that convenience store and took his virginity.
>The Kakuen went for jogs in the park, early in the morning, along with a bit of jumping from trees. It took some time and planning, but he had the route figured out.
>Right on schedule she came jogging in her tank top and skin-tight spats. She would stop if she spotted a man jogging in order to hit on him, not taking no for an answer if asked for a quickie in the bushes.
>Eventually she reached her favorite climbing spot, and expertly scaled the same venerable oak tree to leap from branch to branch.
>Suddenly the next branch she grabbed caused her to slip, he had coated it in wax far in advance.
>She came crashing down, landing with a thud on the grass.
>The man leaped and threw himself onto her back, throwing his arm around her neck.
>She bit deep into his arm out of surprise, making him grunt and loosening his grip.
>He had already got his target though.
>He held her tail in the other hand and gave it a sharp tug. Causing her to give out a yelp of desperation.
>She pleaded for him to let go, but no mercy would be found, as he yanked down her spats.
>As he held her firm ass up in the air by her tail, he pressed his member into anus.
>She gasped as he begun to force himself into her tight asshole, rhythmically slamming himself inside.
>She could barely find the strength to turn her head and see the face of her rapist. Her eyes widened and she noiselessly gasped 'You.' Before her face collapsed back into the ground.
>When he was done he pulled out, and came all over her sweaty tank top. Then left her for some other parkgoer to find.
>They would be getting suspicious now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273704
Husbando'd by the hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273713
You get the fuck out of here.

We're having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273285
Damn, I'm impressed and mesmerized by this girl's big heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273713
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273536
I'd be okay with just other women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273704
>3rd was the dog, though not as he had planned.
>She had tracked him down before he was fully prepared. He was now trying to lose her in an abandoned warehouse.
>"Ya know, if you came out right now, clothes off and eyes towards the ground, I might just go easy on you. Save you having to go to the hospital after I'm done with you~"
>She taunted him, she was going to pick up his scent any moment now and find him.
>He didn't have the element of surprise or the strength to beat her and escape seemed impossible.
>This was frustrating, he didn't want to deal with the Hellhound now, not without a good plan.
>He walked backwards into a crate, startling him, he spun around.
>It was addressed to a pet shop, the lid had come off and inside was a collection of dog toys.
>Would it even work? He thought to himself. Yet what other options were there.
>He emerged from his hiding place, chew toy gripped tightly in his hand.
>"Decided to get it over with huh? I don't blame ya, but this isn't going to be quick and painless." She announced, her tails swishing back and forth.
>He held up the toy and gave it a squeeze.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U86c2Zf5og
>"Wan?" She asked as her pupils dilated.
>He threw the toy into corner. The Hellhound chasing after it.
>"WAN WAN WAN." She barked.
>When her back was turned, and her mind clouded by instinct, he stood behind her and undid his pants...
>Hours later he would leave the warehouse.
>Only one left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273713
He's knot going to be prepared for her big surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273663
It wasn't really supposed to be that funny, I just tend to use a lot of sarcasm so it happened. I can't really blame them for being mad at me though, because it's been proven multiple times that sarcasm does not translate well into text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273749

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273749

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273749
Absolute joy.

Truly Smugfucker is the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273749

So simple, so devious, GOD I LOVE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273749
>The last was the Manticore. Easily the deadliest of the group.
>While the others were driven by instinct and an animalistic craving for sex. She was more calculating and refined.
>To her, rape was an art, and her tailpussy was the large throbbing brush. It was a game to her, the thrill of the hunt, of chasing a lost tourist down an alleyway at night.
>Now she stood on top of a skyscraper rooftop, opposite the man who had managed to surprise her 'sisters in rape'.
>He was no longer the MGC College Freshman who made the mistake of walking the streets alone at night. Now he was some monster she had helped create.
>There was no way he would win now however, and she knew it, deep down he was still prey.
>Suddenly he began to walk towards her.
>Amused, she stood, waiting to see what he would try to pull off this time, what stupid, hairbrained scheme he could employ to overpower a sexual apex predator like herself.
>He now stood, his face mere inches away from hers, noses pracitcally touching.
>Before she could taunt him for his 'boldness'. He embraced her and plunged his tongue into her mouth.
>He gave her a slow, passionate kiss while her eyes widened.
>Her flailing hands were grasped by strong ones of his own, fingers intertwining.
>He pulled away from the kiss, leaving her out of breath and spoke.
>"I love you."
>She let out a pleasured moan and fainted.
>The sun began to rise, spreading across her panting body.
>It was over now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273804
You, I...

I'm reminded of that scene in Kill Bill 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273804
All smiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273804
>"I love you."
I am erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273804
So, did he rape her while she was passed out or did he waifu her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273827
>or did he waifu her

Nigga...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273827
Maybe he waifu'd all of them.

You ever think of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273827
He waifu'd the fuck out of her.

For all her sexual experience, she was not ready for true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273829
I'm dumb. The fuck happened? Did he just say I love to disarm her and rape, or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273749
Great now Im' just imagining the toy squeaking rapidly near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

http://wanwan.moe/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273839
And now I'm remembering that clown monster head canon where she honks every time you thrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273840
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273852

What is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273859
Moeblobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273831
I hope you're wrong, or this was a waste of my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273859
someone took this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKCi7it5NKQ and made a website for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273863
No anon, that's an awoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273840
>>13273863
Are you fucking kidding me?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Such a boring day on the farm... Wish somethin' interestin' would come and happen..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273876
*Tips Holstaurus*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273863
Are you idiot?

>>13273867
>Good end
>Waste of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273606
>>13273704
>>13273749
>>13273804
I am not the guy who wrote these, but I had to write THIS.
>Not but a couple days later, he returned to his apartment, still yet glowing with pride from his accomplishment
>As he came to his door though, he found it ajar, not something one should ever hope to come across in MGC
>He entered the dark apartment slowly, silently shutting the door behind him
>Nothing seemed out of place. Not a robbery. No, that never happened in this town anyway.
>Surely it was his countered rapists, come for their revenge
>But where in the dark corners were the hiding?
>He kept the light off, not wanting to alert them to his presence
>Not that it truly mattered, surely they could smell him, sense him.
>All the same, he quietly sneaked through his own hallway, peeking in each room, to find it empty
>Finally, it came to the last, most obvious room
>His bedroom.
>What awaited him through that door? Nothing? Four rapists, ready to ravage him and take their vengeance?
>No more waiting. He sucked in a breath, and kicked forward, lunging into his room to see...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273876

Should I go get the C4?

[Anonymous No.]

>Isle of Wight, UK
>This hasn't come up in the threads for some reason
I'm surprised honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273885
>The four girls who'd raped him, and he in turn had raped
>All together, cuddled in close on his bed
>Lined up near his pillows, from left to right
>The Cheshire, with her ass in the air, a clip on her neck, and her wrists even bound to her ankles.
>Her face was buried in a pillow, but her slowly swishing tail and drooling snatch left nothing to the imagination about her willingness to be so restrained
>The Kakuen, peeking over a shoulder at you, ever so shy now
>Highly contrary to how her hands were roughly groping and squeezing her spats-covered ass, displaying her anus through a purposefully cut hole, framed by her tail making a heart over her behind
>The Hellhound, stripped down to the nude, a squeaky toy gripped in her mouth, her cheeks flushing bright red when she squeezes a bit too hard, causing it to noisily squeak as it was made to
>The toy in her mouth being rather contrasting to the toy vibrator she's rubbing against her crotch, plainly on display as she spread her legs for you, her other paw groping at her chest lewdly
>And finally, the Manticore, the proud, clever beast she was, blushing like a school girl, hugging her tailpussy to her chest, along with a Heart-shaped pillow marked "Yes" on it.
>When you enter the room, she gazes longingly into your eyes, slowly spreading her legs, displaying her glistening, virgin pussy to you, her tailpussy held out of the way as it lay ready for you to claim
>He had done it. He had beaten the Smug Squad.
>And now? Now they were his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273840
I hope you feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273895
My nigga!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273883
>Going through the trouble of revenge raping his rapists in order to desmug
>only to waifu one of them
>good end

Purpose: Defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273749
<- What really happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273886
>Blowing up C4 with your Holst waifu on a secluded farm
Sounds like fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273917
Oh dear god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273895
THIS is an ending.

Would have also accepted him walking away the victor but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273917
I'm more surprised with how the thumbnail is bugging out for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273917
Really faggot, you're THAT hung up? I will at least applaud your dedication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273917
You're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273928
Yes I didn't expect that either

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273917
What a knaughty hellhound.

http://pastebin.com/NwbnQGX3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273917
What the fuck am I looking at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273951
A shota getting a knotted futa cock rammed up his ass by a werewolf.

I recognized the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273951
Faggotry.

Of the #tailpussy variety

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273956
Well shit
What kind of horrible story is that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273945
Time to hide in the bunker.

Don't burn down the thread guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273959
Game*, and one of the violated hero games.

[Anonymous No.]

I want #tailpussy to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273917

Pffffthahahahahah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273960
Speaking of bunker I'm fucking off to play some Fallout 2.

Someone send help, It's consuming my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273961
I knew violated hero was shit, but good fucking lord.

Why can't we have any good MG games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273960
Sorry we are already in hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273967
Fallout is good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273967
Just play 3 or New Vegas, they will ruin your affection for the series.

Alternatively buy Wasteland 2, the game is an awesome throwback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273965
Do you have a webm of Kiryu suplexing a tiger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273974
>ruin your affection for the series.
No they won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273974
But anon.

I had fun with those games too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273974
3 and NV aren't bad, they're just The Elder Scrolls: Fallout

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273956
>Never got to see him taking the knot
Futa surprise is bad as it is, but I hate it in general when people deny one of the primary functions of the dick. Just make if a normal human dick if you're not actually going to make use of the knot, dammit. I mean I assume. Maybe they spoke about it, but I clicked through the cg's ages ago, and nada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273975
I wish I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273965
Stop wasting images on your stupid IRC drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273981
>>13273979
>>13273978
I am disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273973
>Filename
Well, I feel flattered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273988
>muh tastes better than yours
>Fallout 3 and NV A SHIT
Honestly, you expected everyone to see it the way you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273988
>stop having fun with games that I don't like

Go home /v/ I will accept that Fallout 3 fucked up a lot of the lore from the previous games Wasteland 2 a shit as well because fuck Tactics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273986
>IRC drama
>2 posts mention IRC
>Wasting images
>85 images on page 5
Take it easy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273917
>faggot dog goes to rape anon,
>little does she know he had prepared for this
>had one of those barbed condoms in his ass
>a small price to pay for victory
>faggot dog rips it off and bleeds to death

And all was right with the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273994
Shouldn't even be in the thread anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273992
>>13273993
Getting a little defensive aren't we?

Also
>Implying /v/
Never been to the board once, closest I've been is /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273945
The dialogue and MCs internal monologues make this very comedic for me.

I mean, goddamn, that dialogue is DmC levels of bad, it's like Bob spent some time with Tameem Antonlades or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274000
>been to /vg/
>not /v/
You sound inexperienced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273995
You talkign about the murder axe? The thingy which dumbasses use to turn any rape into a murder? Yeah, real smart. Enjoy the hellhound's brief return to the hell-beast of old. Your dumb ass is getting flayed in hell for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274005
>Inexperienced
No, I just know to avoid shit when I see it.

I spent most of my time on /tg/ and /x/ out of all the boards, spent some time in a few threads on /vg/ like the souls threads when I found that series, but otherwise haven't moved around much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274011
>/x/

So you are a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274014
Sure, if you want to think that then fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274011
>/tg/
Eh, could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273982
That's just disappointing. Why else would you have the knot if you can see them take it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274002
Glad you're getting a kick out of it.

What's DmC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274011
>/x/
I remember being in a thread that had some dude writing smut that had a human fucking and alien chick. It also had shenanigans involving metal masturbation balls.
It's probably the reason I was able to read the smut here with no issue when I discovered it milling around /a/'s archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274022
>What's DmC
Hah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274014
Hey, /x/ used to be good. Years ago, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274018
Do you mean why else would you have the know it you *can't* see them take it?

I mean, if you don't then to clarify, I just assume some kinda x-ray thing is a given here. so you can actually see it being taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274022
>What's DmC?
FUCK YOU Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273945
Does anyone have more hellhound stories? Ones that aren't like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274014
/x/ still has some decent content from time to time.

Their real life creepy threads can get on par with /k/'s innawoods threads when they roll around.

Though I will admit, the entire board is pretty much just a bunch of roleplayers and ronery virgins trying to summon succubi nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13273945
>and it’s not like you haven’t jerked a girl off before
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272777
like the fuck anybody would be stupid enough to post their drawings here with assholes like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274024
>>13274032
No seriously what is it? I can't keep track of all the names and acronyms that get thrown around in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274043
Fucking google or lurk /v/'s archives you dunce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274007
>implying hellhounds can just claim a soul

Bite me nerd boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274018
It's kind of a trend with the Violated Hero series.

Like, in the first game, there's this Mimic. The description for her, in the text, goes into great detail about how she has like, the most fantastic ass in the world.

None of her CGs show her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274031
That's what I meant! If you can't see it! If you aren't going to show the knot stretching his ass then why not make it a normal futa or a strap-on?

Half the fun and appeal is seeing him getting knotted like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274036
PRWs and ELHs are the only two that come to mind.
>inb4 shotashit
Yadda yadda no one's forcing you to like it just by mentioning PRWs story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274043
The shit version of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgiiWzIISGM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274062
Links? I'd like to check them out for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274062
pedofile fagoat, go back to your deep web circle jerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274043
It's your prom date you ugly sack of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274051
Look I get what you're trying to tell him, but
>lurk /v/'s archives

>>13274057
She can once she's torn your dumb ass to shreds. Personally speaking, if i ever intended to rape some one, and they cut my dick up with that bullshit, I wouldn't double over in pain. I'd be seeing red, and that rape is very very quickly turning into a murder, and I beat a bitch down, and turn that condom inside out. Or are those things hard plastic? Either way, blood will be shed and I'll be damned if it's just mine.

>>13274069
>shota is pedo
>loli isn't
Make your mind up, thread. You're making me think that there's more than one person posting these oppinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274066
Oh! It stands for Devil May Cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274069
Bait harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274073
>>13274079
>Taking >>13274069 seriously
Are all of the people here fucking autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274066
And these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE7j0EO8CYY
>>13274068
http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
http://pastebin.com/qTVGy03Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274086
>My response, in any way serious
You tell me, autismo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274073
No, she can't hellbeast can and demons can't just claim a soul, it must be willingly offered or hellbound, there are rules to these things.

>I wouldn't double over in pain

What are nerve endings close to the surface.
What is blood pressure.
What is self preservation instinct.

Okay superman. Next you'll tell me a good eye jab wouldn't fucking disable you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274093
No need to get so defensive friendo,
I'm sure you're an intelligent and productive member of society, which is why you're wasting your time on an image board site in a thread for escapism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274092
Thank you Anon! I'm checking them out right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274092
Holy shit.
How to git gud.
Just pass the controller you fucking pansy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274112
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274116
You can't be serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274122
I am very serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274095
One is close to my brain and disables my eye, my sight. The other is a cut up dick with a vulnerable culprit beneath you. It wouldn't even take a second for the adrenalin to kick in and for that pain to turn into sheer rage. Self preservation instinct is fight or flight, man. And with shock, I've shrugged off broken arms and collarbones, not even feeling it until hours later. I think a sliced up dick would put me in a little more shock too.

You're a fucking moron if you think these things work, and I'm not even a hellhound. I'm just a man. You try that with a hellhound, and you're trying to stave off a rabid wolf with a fucking thumb tack.

>>13274099
Not really helping your case, bucko. Only an autist would project so hard into a simple "no u" response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274125
Then it is my burden to tell you you're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274126
>Muh invincible monsters
Nah, I think you're the faggot here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274126
Okay titanus dick.

And men can be stronger than hellhounds and we too enjoy adrenaline freakouts so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274129
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274139
Don't be sorry

Be ___Gud____

[Anonymous No.]

Godammit, these arguments are getting very repetitive.

Can't you guys agree to disagree and discuss something worthwhile, like Undead Kingdoms or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274126
Hey look guys, an internet tough guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274130
>>13274137
A futa hound quite clearly has marked this guy as a little bitch. You don't exactly mark chad McStrongdick as a bitch. Put a little thought into context next time if you're going to bait. you're lucky I'm an easy mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274147
>Bait
>Easy mark
So you admit you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274147
Oh, so that's it. We're done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274145
I don't agree to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274145

I can't get over how stupid that cage dress is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274137
>And men can be stronger than hellhounds
I respectfully disagree but I don't really want to start this discussion again.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to show respect to monstergirls in positions of power for keeping you safe and happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274145
>Undead Kingdoms
A Best. I want to move to one, maybe learn magic under a Lich, and also have a romance with an Anubis who lives there to represent a Pharaoh who goes back and forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274158
Read the profile,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274152
I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274164
But what if I'm in the position of power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274145
Why don't you elaborate on what makes a zombie monarchy different from any other monarchy?

Actually, that does bring up an interesting thought. Would Undead monarchies be revolt-proof, since the serfs would be completely brain-dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274164
I want to be the object of affection for an obsessive military officer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274173
Then still thank them for all the hard work they do anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274164
What if I don't need protecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274164
1984 is already a nightmare, adding monstergirl politics into the mix would make it much, much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274164
I would kiss that eye scar and tell her she's still cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274170
>Even if a man stronger than them were to appear
>Read:Hero

Your every-day human is bitchbait. Oh but I forget, we can all be heroes with a convenient training montage. All hail the hugbox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274179
>Hard work
Ha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274183
I love dystopic settings, so I wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274147
I'd happily be a futa hellhound's bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274182
Every human boy needs his smile to be protected, no matter how tough he is.
>>13274183
But they're doing it to help you anon, don't be a downer and act like they're out for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274184

Would Monstergirls freak out over her husbandos having nasty scars on them?

>Telling an MG how you lost your left arm because of a badly placed dumb bomb back in Vietnam
>Hfw you laugh it out after you finish telling the story as if it were some kind of joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274164
Why does she have 2 sets of ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274185
>only heroes can fight monsters
>entry clearly says man, just any guy, no references to heroes or any special human

Not biting the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274186
They really do work hard to make sure everyone is happy and loved. It's very stressful for them, so it would be nice if you helped her relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274196
>Would Monstergirls freak out over her husbandos having nasty scars on them?
I hope not, I have too many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274190
>Every human boy needs his smile to be protected, no matter how tough he is.


That is true.

Just what do you mean by protecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274202
>if you helped her relax

AHA! I SEE A TRAITOR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274164
It's their duty, so respect is unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274196
Chicks dig scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274202
Bullshit. They probably just hang around and talk about dicks all day. Just like in real life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274187
Yeah, but this would be kind of cruel, wouldn't it? At least, the way I see it.

Under MG Fascism, human women would be kept under tight breeding regulations, and forced into slums, kept around only for breeding more human males. They probably wouldn't want to crowd the slums, so they'd keep close tabs on the female population, probably aborting several children in the process.

Can you imagine how much pain you'd be in, giving birth whenever possible, having your boys taken from you, most of your girls killed before birth, and being impregnated by strangers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274201
I want HFY to leave. A hellhound is like the apex predator of wolves,and would put a werewolf to shame. You're telling me just any man can overpower a fucking hellhound? If you're not going to be biting bait, don't go throwing your own out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274207
Nigga can you cut that shit out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274216
Die heretic scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274215
>he's fishing in empty waters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274202
>>13274207

This "traitor this traitor that" shit is getting too broad and out of hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274199
For better hearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274214
No clue, I don't think I'd be involved with a human woman anyways.

Anyways, you also fail to consider that "lesser" monstergirls will be ruled over along with humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274216
Can you stop being a double agent piece of crap? We will not be cattle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274204
Making the world a safer place to live, reminding girls that they should their men with love and respect, and other things like that.

>>13274207
What's wrong with thanking someone with cunnilingus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274215

>apex predator of wolves

Humans are the apex predator of everything.

I'm not even a HFYfag, you're just underestimating us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274225
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274231
Don't bite the bait faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274229
You speak pretty words, but you just want men to be whores, I see through your lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274231
In medieval times we could stand on our own, imagine how much ass we would kick now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274227
>Anyways, you also fail to consider that "lesser" monstergirls will be ruled over along with humans.

Do you think these lesser monstergirls would be below, or on the same level as humans? Why would they bother doing that to their own kind? What benefit would it provide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274219
Heretic? What theological or doctrinal law is violating?

Further more would he be a heathen for not following it in the first place? Or does that just not roll off the tongue as well heretic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274231
You're alone. She knows what she's doing she's not trying to grab you when you're surrounded by other men.

> Features that have been attributed to hellhounds include mangled black fur, glowing red eyes, super strength or speed, ghostly or phantom characteristics, and a foul odor. Certain European legends state that if someone stares into a hellhound's eyes twice or more, that person will surely die. In cultures that associate the afterlife with fire, hellhounds may have fire-based abilities and appearance.

>Implying any of this is lost by slapping tits on her

But of course I'm just a baiting faggot for having the gall to call you out on your bullshit gary stu fap fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

For fucks sake, do we have to have this argument again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274249
>bullshit gary stu fap fantasies
rofl you're talking about mge, what else do you expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274249
>and a foul odor

Goddammit, do MGs ever wash their cunts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274253
Yes, because people are too stupid not to bite old bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274242
What's wrong with being a whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274249
Why are you mixing that with the MGE profile?

>>13274231
>>13274244
You are not helping, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274253
Give it some time and the deja vu'll kick in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274244
Kick ass? We wouldn't even need to do that. We can easily win the culture and economic wars against any monster society.

Our memes are invincible! We will defeat them with our great "isms."
Nationalism!
Unilateralism!
Materialism!

In no time they'll be told exactly what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274249
I'm a femdomfag and I don't know who I hate more right now, the HFYfags or you for bringing more shit upon us,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274253
Nice pic dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274266
We'll take them as our people and give them the life they need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274253

There comes a time where you're so tired of it you start laughing at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274231
Way back in the early days of humanity we used to hunt by chasing our prey continuously at a slow jog until their hearts exploded from overheating and overexertion. That's pretty fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274256
>rofl
I dunno, clearly expecting half a brain is too much.

>>13274261
Because the mge profile is too wishy-washy, and it leads faggots to think she's just a stubborn puppy, and I wanted somehting more potent to show that you can't just turn around and go
>lol bitch i lift come at me
and start overpowering a bloody hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274278

Of coursh. After all, we're the righteous ones, and we'll definitely succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274278
Exactly! The righteous will succeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274266
I see now. You're not greedy.

You're batshit insane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274259
Get a new shtick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274275
Just embrace the hate. Hate him for continuing the shitfest. Hate the HFY fags for starting it. Hate the futa people earlier because it's been a while since anyone has. Hate Bob, he hasn't been mentioned yet. Hate yourself for subjecting yourself to an internet community made entirely of faggots you hate. Hate me for bringing up things that other people hate. Eventually, you will find serenity in hate, peace in anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274266
Liberalism!
Socialism!
Communism!
Multiculturalism!

Or maybe we should just leave those out. Yes I'm aware that early Liberalism and Socialism were actually very important for the foundation of modern society, and only recently these terms/ideologies have become cancerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274297
I'm trying to make the mother of all orgies here Jack! You can't fret over every single man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274253
I honestly don't know why some of the folks here hate having their ideas challenged so much that they reply to anything challenging them with "lol ur an xfag gtfo".
Like, if you don't want to have a meaningful discussion about the idea, just leave it be.

That said, back to the usual shitposting.
Yuki-onna does yandere better than Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274297
Making the mother of all omelets here faggot, can't fret over every egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274303

Capitalism in itself should do it.

WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKA
AMERIKA IS WUNDERBAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274294
Fanning the flames of greed in the hearts of monsters girls around the world we can jump start economy out of this recession, with the side bonus of burning away the weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274305
Of course Yuki Onna's are better yandere's than Shirohebi's
They control the blasted cold. The captains of cold! Sub zero temperatures! The bringers of the Ice Age!
Some other cold puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274303
I wonder if we could out meme a jewnuki

>>13274305
But Yuki-Oni doesn't even have yandere in her profile, she just does the same aphrodisiac bullshit as all other girls, and sends blizzards after them. They entirely lack the obsession of the shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274293
>needs outside help to power up hellhound

Ha, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274307
Not when your trampling over the lovestruck, right?

What do you know about love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274293
do you have autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274293
Look, I agree with you that they shouldn't end as mere dogs just like happened to werewolves, but you're not helping. Who cares anyway, he's going to end tenderly loved through the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274310
Ice yan > Scale yan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274305
Lilims, Dragons, Cheshires, and Hellhounds would be the apex yanderes.

If there were any of the above with yandere traits anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274303
Humanism!
Secularism!
Utilitarianism!
Republicism!

No, I'm in complete agreement with you Anon. And by Republicism I mean the philosophy of creating a democratic republic state, not the modern GOP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274308
COCA COLA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274313
>>13274316
:^)

>>13274317
I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274309

Freedom will be rendered obsolete by the time Monstergirls arrive in our world. Their entire society will be torn down by our rules and commands, like a frail piece of fabric, broken down and made whole again.

Only then will they learn how to think like we do. Collectively, we will make them understand our ways, forging the ultimate form of consciousness through the only method we truly dominate: Control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274293
Maybe there's some compromise to be found in this?
If we treat monstergirls as humanity's enemy, hell-bent on eliminating us through reproductive starvation/straight-up murder, the hellhound would basically be a hardcore masochist's wet dream, right? What, with all of the biting, scratching, tackling, and wrestling.

Having death's stare is too quick and painless for a vulgar display of power, though. Maybe temporary paralysis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274325
Wonderbra

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274332
>This entire post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274332
*Collective Consciousness Intensifying*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274343
Who are you quoting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274332
Absolutely not. I completely refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274332
Are dystopias truly black and white scenarios? Also:
The War Still Rages Within=Collective Consciousness=The Only Thing I Know For Real=It Has to Be This Way>Everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274348
Well meme'd brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274300
I wish I could respond to you in a way that didn't sound edgy, but I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274332
How would Monster Girls react to Senator Armstrong? Not Armstrong as a monster girl, God no, but him with his Nanomachines fully charged ready for a straight up fight to the death. No seduction or mamamo magic.

What monster could take him down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274360
You just did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274356
A Dystopia is the literal opposite of a Utopia, everything you could possibly imagine as wrong is wrong, and is probably even worse than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274343
>>13274352

What is it? Are you perhaps... rebelling?

Relax, Anons. There is nothing to worry about. Just sit down on your chairs, sip a bit of beer and chill.

Just let all the work to your countries, they'll do everything for you.

Let them keep you safe.
Let them keep you fed.
Let them keep you informed.
Let them keep you under suveillance.
Let them control your soul
Let them control your soul
Let them CONTROL YOUR SOOOUUUL

>>13274356

Red Sun > The Only Thing I Know For Real > Everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274365
That's the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274364

He'd make them into balls and kick them away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274364
Bapho, wurm, dragon salamander, mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274315
You just don't get it do you?

I have a dream. That one day, every man in this world will control their own dick. A land a truly free, damn it. A world of pleasure, not submission. Where the monster change to please their husbands, not the other way around. Where power and lust are back where they belong, in the pants of men. Where every man is free to fuck, or be fucked, for himself.

Fuck all these limp dick bitchboys and chicken shit traitors. Fuck this 24/7 spew of femdom vs maledom handholding bullshit. Fuck all of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274364
Outside of a Dragon or Lilim, who could tank his attacks like they were nothing? I'd say an Oni would make the fight interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274367
A spirit born free has to break these chains. We're lost, we must find our way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274378
>Where the monster change to please their husbands, not the other way around
It works both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274364
Plenty.
>Lilim
>Dark Matter
>Cheshire
>Dragon
>Minotaur
>Angel
>Valkyrie
>Fallen angel
>Fallen Valkyrie
>Wurm
>Baphomet
>Mantis
>Salamander
>Black Harpy
>Kunoichi

I mean fuck I'm just makign a list at this point. Abouth alf the current ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274378
>Where the monster change to please their husbands, not the other way around
That's how it has always been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13272998
I will, right after I finish touching the cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274384
>>13274395
The joke
Your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274387
>Black Harpy
The others I get, but why her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274317
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>Brother, we have broken the back of their army and captured their general, come join me in celebration!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274399
I know you were referencing Armstrong, but you should have reworded it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274400
More ferocious, intelligent and cunning than a normal harpy, and senator fistycuffs can only throw rocks at her. Assume she has a ranged weapon and she could just pick him off. Wouldn't be so pretty if she had to use her talons though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274378
How could i lead a relationship when i couldn't even hold a conversation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274405
Eww, she's got a man-face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274405
>General
That's their towel girl who looks like a genderbent Sephiroth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274378
What do you know about loneliness? You've never controlled that dick with no one to share it with. You don't know what it's like to love someone, give yourself to them and have them give themselves in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274404
No what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274405
By the chief god, why haven't you decapitated that uggo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274415
Oh fucking hell it actually does look like a genderbent Sephiroth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274415
>genderbent Sephiroth
Not seeing the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274423
Regular Seph didn't have knockers, or girly hips, or a vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274405
Nice man-jaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274373
>>13274375
>Armstrong fighting a Wurm
>"Played collage ball, ya know."
>"I wish I could, but I got no legs!"
>"They would have never let you into the University of Texas. I could have gone pro if I hadn't joined the Navy."
>"Navy?! I love swimming do you love swimming?!"
>"I'm not one of those beltway pansy heroes. I could break the Demon Lord in two... With my bare hands!"
>He throws her up into the air
>She's yelling in excitement. "Yay! This is fun!"
>She comes back down
>He kicks her. "Don't fuck with this senator!"
>Wurm hits the side of the Metal Gear
>Rolls onto the floor. "Owie. Why did you kick me?!"

Real fight of the century.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274430
>Even his strongest punches barely hurt her
>Like, they feel like a light slap and do even less damage than one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274416
You should try loving someone for your own desire. Not for what you're told is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274387
True, but where's the fun in that?!

It needs to be epic! It has to be this way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274417
>through the floor

Unless you meant where the hellhound is gonna end up, with a dry cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274430
>realizes they are playing tag
>slaps him and sends him flying
>"Hey, why didn't you get and owie too?"
>"Nanomachines, gal. They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jill!"
>"Ohhhh, I have that too."
>"...what?"
>wurm's protective stomach scales go into place
>tackles the senator off the metal gear and into the dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274446
Go back to your sub werewolves if you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274446
im tuff

captcha: select all hamburger below

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274439
>He keeps wailing at her in a desperate attempt to hurt her
>She just keeps smiling and giggling, like it's all a game
>Eventually, he simmers down, trying to catch his breath
>"H-Hah! I see that they, phew, that you got your hands on some nanomachines!"
>The Wurm tilts her head to the side
>"What's a nanomachine?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274387
>any if those MGs outside of lilim and possibly bapho beating Armstrong
>and kunoichi for relativity's sake

Someone didn't play the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274439
I respectably disagree Anon. In terms of physical strength Armstrong could take her, especially if his nanomachines were fully charged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274452
Take your own advice, I piss or your hellhound and slap her on the snout.

>>13274454
Damn right Im tuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274457
I honestly doubt he could harm one, even if he was fully charged and 200% mad.
He couldn't harm Raiden too much, so what makes you think he could do more to a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274456
>muh invincible human technology
Please, even a mildly irritated minotaur could go punch for punch with him, let alone a tipsy oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274466
You are unenlightened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274465
>he couldn't harm Raiden too much

>I never beat MGR on Reveangance

All these casuls around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274468
The memes won't help you, you crazy bastard. You couldn't even kill that dog with your nano-machine kick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274456
*teleports behind Armstrong*
*slap*
*Armstrong dies*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274461
2alpha4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274466
Actually, a Mino would fare better than a regular MG but still have a hall of a time taking his punches.

>>13274471
I beat it without upgraded gear.
Who the fuck are you calling a casual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274222
Nice try, TRAITOR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274479
That sounds like something a traitor would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274473
You cannot make that judgement call.

>>13274474
>Armstrong barely feels it
swings bling but cheshire just teleports away
>Armstrong gets tired f her bullshit
>unleashes his heat/shockwave
>knock Cheshire uncouncious

Game over

>>13274478
On Revengeance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274484
No one is loyal. Everyone is a traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274466
Dude... Have you played the game?

He fucking fought Raiden with his bare hands. He tanks the best attacks Raiden had to offer and didn't even flinch. Raiden, the guy that body checked a Ray and just moments ago sword fought the Excelsus using a four story blade that he ripped off the Metal Gear.

This isn't even humanwanking technology, this is his basic feats.

Armstrong is a beast. One that many a monster girl are going to be fighting for. Just the way he likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274479
I want Bozo kind to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274486
Yep.
Couldn't get S rank outside of the tut level, but I still beat it with crappy damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274484
>Who's the real traitor?
>Is it you?
>Is it me?
>Chesire laughs in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274465
That's not a good comparison. Raiden is just that strong, in fact that only proves how tough Armstrong is if he could fight Raiden in a one on one. He no sells Raiden's sword, which has cut Metal Gears in half like they were wet tissue paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274491
He clearly hasn't. Only Mgs I could see beating Armstrong are bapho and lilim. And bapho is dubious because of that crazy Armstrong speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274491
Armstrong has probably Oni level strength with Steel Golem levels of beefy defense.
You would need a high level Mg to actually do something to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274484
From my point of view the Jedi are evil!

[Anonymous No.]

It sort of redundant. With how hard he was sucking Raiden's cock, the slightest exposure to DE would instantly alp him. From there Mr. cuntstrong wouldn't even try to fight, not unless you call the bed a battlefield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274498
Raiden also cut Ray apart with his crappy body to boot.
Still, a Dragon would be much stronger defense and attack wise than Ray.
An upgraded Rex would be debatable, but Ray will never have a really good defense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274496
>no S rank

Well you're still a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274505
Then you are lost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274510
You seriously haven't played through that difficulty with no upgrades, have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274501
It's Armstrong, he's literally the toughest thing in the Metal Gear franchise. I'd say he's stronger than an Oni and a Steel Golem.

Don't forget, he has those fire attacks as well. So him doing a Falcon Punch is perfectly acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274508
>believing Armstrong is not the manliest of men
>thinking for a nanosecond he wouldn't be slaying that monster pussy

You. ME. Outside. NOW!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274512
Yeah, I know it's tough as balls, even more that way, but are you really denying me the pleasure of calling you a fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274513
I still like imagine him losing to The Boss
Depends on how strong we see Oni. I tend to see them as the "casually handling large boulders and tossing titanic structures around like toys" tier, or at least the stronger ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274491
>He fucking fought Raiden with his bare hands.
Nanomachine armor =/= bare hands. That's like saying punching some one wearing a full suit of plate armour made from fucking mithril or something is "bare handed"


>>13274515
What are you going to do? Meme me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274519
You could call someone else a fag. I earned a little praise for going through that grind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274513
He literally hurls chunks of metal gear debris at Raiden midfight. Said chunks probably weigh at least as much as a modern day locomotive. Of course he is.

I understand monster girls are strong but people often give them too much glory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274525
Not until you beat Battletoads without continuing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274526
A tipsy oni with a kanabo would wreck his shit. And that's if he hasn't already alped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274509
Raiden's new cyborg body is like the top of a line supercomputer in terms of power. Everyone else he cuts down is like those 1940s analog machines. He's a cut above the rest. When he finished off Excelsus he used that building sized sword in bullet time mode.

Look at him swing that thing! Then realize he was bullet timing while he was. The Metal Gear was still falling apart as he was cutting it. https://youtu.be/mALkd3DG6HA?t=11m29s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274528
Beat that too.
No savestates, one run, no bathroom breaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274522
>thinking he can fight the dna of the soul

Bravado and overconfidence. SUCH EXQUISITE MEMES!

[Anonymous No.]

I just watched that Armstrong boss fight, just to know what're you guys talking about.
Goddamit that game sucks. More to tell of what people I share these threads with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274531
Damn.

Genuflect [x]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274533
>Watched gameplay
>Shittalks game

At least pirate it and play before getting conclusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274521
I dislike humanwank as much as the next guy, but out of any one I'd say Armstrong is the only one that could stand a chance of fighting dragons with his bare hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274530
Still, high level things like Dragons, Lilims, and KC's very own DOUGHNUT STEEL Bapho OC would prove to be a very hard challenge for either of them.
And even if they fight, proper music needs to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274533
>I watched a small portion of this game so I know everything about it.
Just stop talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274541
He'd actually have a shot, but would still need a lot of factors to go his way.
He won't in just by STANDING HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>MUH NANOMACHINS

http://exhentai.org/g/791241/73c75bbdaa/

[Anonymous No.]

Good night everyone, stay safe and feel free to burn down the thread.
I am saying this of my own volition and not because an angry red dragon who needs to hit a gy-LOVELY THIN dragon who is holding me hosta- setting me on the correct life path.
Yep, I'm totally safe and not doing this against my will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274543
You are right!

We're missing the point!

The point is who would prove the most epic challenge for Armstrong to fight?! Winning! Losing! It doesn't matter!

It's about who could provide the best fight of his life!

[Anonymous No.]

muh invincible monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274551
>Imizu
>The gun loving trap
His art it top tier, but his taste are fucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274533
>MGR sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274549
I REALIZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274511

Is that the hand from Addams Family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274554
Goodnight anon, enjoy your free will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274554
>Red Dragon

>>13274555
You mean, a match and not someone weaker or stronger?
Someone who will make the music playing much better because of what's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274465
>Raiden
The same guy who picked up a Metal Gear by its arm and through it, and the proceeded to tear off its arm and beat it with it?

Probably not a great comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274566
Exactly! It can't be a complete curbstomp one way or another! Who ever wins they need to work for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274565
>>13274566

I will, in fact, I've even got a gift prepared for a situation like this. I'm sure she'd love to see it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

GG Clapstrong.

And this oni is barely drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274574
I'm sure most dragons could do the same thing.
I'm 100% sure any Wurm could do the same thing. Though I o wonder how their scales would hold up to a HF blade due to how they work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274541
Gene
Kratos
Akuma/Oni
Dante
Pretty much any RPG character
Asura
Cody
Alex Mercer
Infamous guy

Git Gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274591
I refuse to believe anyone outside of Dante, Kratos, RPG fags, and Viewtiful Joe could harm a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274599
Too bad you're wrong.

Batman
Nick Fury

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274590
Just looking at the size of the damn thing and understanding how heavy/dense modern armours are, I have a hard time believing that. At least I have a hard time believing they could flip the MG and tear off its arm, now killing it with its own sword-arm is a given but the first two seem unlikely to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274606
And he killed it in bullet time. That Metal Gear was sliced into hundreds of pieces and destroyed before gravity took effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274606
>unlikely
>mgr
>unlikely
wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274606
It's questionable how Raiden was even able to pull it off.
Probably rule of cool.

>>13274608
No, it was before the lyrics for the song ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274319
cute/10

I would build a snowman with Yuki if she didn't try to stuff me inside it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274616
Why in the hell would she do that?

[Anonymous No.]

Would Mistral become a monster girl? She certainly has a sadistic side to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274325
>>13274335
By coincidence I heard this song for the first time recently, and now I can't get it out of my head.

So is Rammstein pro-murica or anti-murica? I don't actually care since I'm not American, but I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274623
So other MGs can't see me and get any ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274616
>MGK with Yuki and Yeti
>Making a snowman while it's snowing
>Yuki and Yeti decide to turn me into one
>They quickly cover me with snow and shape it into the iconic shape
>They also add a face, hat, and a carrot penis while giggling
>I burst out while shivering madly
>SO C-C-C-COLDDDDDD
>Yuki tells me she wants us to eat dinner at her house
>I nod my head in agreement
>Yuki starts skipping home ahead of us, while Yeti grabs me with her ovenmittlike paws and carries me while chasing after her
>They're pretty warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274627
>not American

Get off my milky way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274628
>she does
>you catch cold
>lose to much and get fired
>end up sharing a box with junko

Your waifu sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274631
One to nearly kill you with hypothermia, the other to warm you up from it. What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274633
*too much work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274633
Junko doesn't share, but the one armed Apophis and suspicious Weresheep in the rusty van wouldn't mind.

>>13274634
Best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

All this heretic talk about monsters being stronger than humans make me think Lazarus was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274639
I'd prefer not to have my waifu try to kill me, but hey, more power to you, you'll need it.
>>13274640
The best our strongest can do is lift a car
Meanwhile, >>13274583

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274640
He was absolutely fucking right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274646
>Kill you
She's not trying to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274627
That particular song is obviously no pro-US, but it's hard to know what the band's overall sentiment is. It's not uncommon for Germans to be concerned about the impact of American culture and language on their own, so I would not be surprised if the band shared a similar view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274583
What's funny is that Suika is even stronger than her by a country mile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274557
>>The gun loving trap
Huh? There's no dicks in what you linked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274657
>Not knowing Imizu is a trap
>that happens to like guns and drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274651
That'll be a lot of comfort when she's crying over your grave.
>You didn't mean it.

>>13274656
Man how do you even have a legit fight with an oni? I feel like they'd just let you hit them for a change of pace. You put one down and she'd be like
>Hey that was great. You got me. nice fight kid, lets do it again, some time later though. I'm gonna go drinking.
And then just flip a fucking mountain because it was in her way.

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>>13274658
The more you know, I guess

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>>13274658
Where do you get this information?

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>>13274646
>discounting humans with powers
>discounting humans period

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>>13274640
Where's that from?

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>>13274661
You git gud, get magical or you just do your best and look charming while doing so.

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>>13274661
>crying over your grave
Oh please, she wouldn't kill you unless you were cold blooded or a pussy.

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>>13274654
>hard to know what the band's overall sentiment
I ask because I know they're East German and it's hard to figure out how those guys feel about Americans in general. At least it was when I was there last, back in the late 90s.

[Anonymous No.]

What does your waifu's parents in law think of you? What do your parents think of them? Does your waifu have siblings? What is your credit card number?

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>>13274663
It's pretty common knowledge, even his Danbooru page reveals it.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if two Yuki-onna came across a man at the same time?

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>>13274671
HA! Thanks to that new thingy the mods added, one can post a credit card number without fear!
XXX-XXXX-XXXX
See.
My parents in law would be the demon lord and her spouse. I have no idea if they'd care much as long as the waifu is happy.

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>>13274661
>Man how do you even have a legit fight with an oni?
All (well, most) of the 2hus are overpowered as fuck though. Even the humans.

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>>13274673
A Cold war would happen.

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>>13274661
Well, you could look at the actual legends and stories. For example, Siegfried and the Dragon: Siegfried knows he cannot actually beat the dragon in combat, so he observes it and uses that knowledge to formulate a plan to kill it.

Realistically, the only way we can compete with monstergirls is through proper planning & preparation, outsmarting them, being more crazy & unpredictable, being more stubborn & determined, and being fucking batman.

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>>13274673
We currently call that area "Antarctica"

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>>13274671
I imagine her parents would be somewhat distant at first, but soon accept their daughter's love. I guess my parents would be the same.

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>>13274679
Would Antarctica be cheap new real estate for MGs to live on? Or would it be too useless, even for them?

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>>13274671
>having inlaws

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>>13274664
>>discounting humans period
Yes and?
>>discounting humans with powers
Not an ordinary human. Besides it's your fate to be smacked down like a bitch. Just look at any exceptional human with hubris in greek myth.

>>13274678
Yeah resourcefulness and trickery is all we have going for us. Except were so fucking retarded we use that to turn on eachother. We might unite under a common enemy though. and it doesn't count for shit when there are monstergirls infinitely older and wiser than use, and more used to subterfuge. Here's to you, based undead kingdom.

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>>13274671
Set holds Sunday Barbeques for all her Anubian Daughterus and their families. It's like one, big, quasi-religious family reunion.

Everyone's expected to bring an hors-d'oeuvre.

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>>13274678
So we'll have to be John Constantine? That's good, because he's great.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would be the best gyaru/ganguro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274693
I'd rather be Harry Dresden. 'Cept I'll burn bright, fuck fae bitches, and die young.

>>13274696
Human woman

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>>13274687
Luckily it doesn't matter if your opponent is smarter than you. They can still be outsmarted, outprepared, etc. Because it only takes one slip-up, and the older and more powerful/smarter something is the less careful they tend to become over time.

Now don't get me wrong, you won't every time against something better than you. But with hard-work, determination, and creativity you can at least show them what your made of.

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>>13274684
There could easily be an Arctic prison for cold-blooded MGs, no chance of escaping

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>>13274696
Apophis.

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>>13274699
I dunno man. Depends. For some, the older you are the more paranoid you get. And you won't be the first to try and hunt them. They'd have seen every trick you've got. there is a reason the human hero wins at the end. Because reality doesn't make for an inspiring story.

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>>13274696
Succubus types like vanilla and dark priestess.
Elves.
Unicorn.

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>>13274699
Meanwhile, I'd be too chickenshit to do anything big. I'd just slip a cat hair into their soup or similar.

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>>13274702
I want blue raspberry

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>>13274687
Defeatist scum are unfit to live. Less than human.

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>>13274707
>Unicorn
Now that's one I wouldn't have considered. Guess it does contrast well with their purity shtick.

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>>13274706
But paranoia itself is a weakness that can be exploited. One again I'm not saying you will or can always win, all I'm saying is that there is always some way to win even if your opponent is superior in every way.

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>>13274708
Sometimes it's the small things in life. Small victories are still victories.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got another in me.
>MGK
>Eating lunch with Dragon
>Today she brought some baked goods from her mother's bakery
>Try to rip my way into the bag and grab something
>Dragon tells me that she wants me to try a specific one
>The one she wants me to try is a misshapen doughnut with an badly done glazing
>I don't care and eat it like a man who hasn't eaten in a week
>Once I'm done Dragon asks how it was
>I tell her it was alright
>She blushes and turns away
>I don't know what's going on here
>I reach me hand into the bag and noisily take out another baked good before eating it

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>>13274720
I'd also put the toilet seat up every time I had the chance.
Or something like that.

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>>13274727
Hey man, no need to go crazy.

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>>13274714
Maybe I am unfit to live. But I'd gladly plunge a knife in your back for daring to stand up, as I offer myself to undeath with my wife.

>>13274716
Yeah, no I get where you're coming from, and it certainly is a game of cat and mouse, and we humans certainly can be players, because no one suspects the underdog except for the wizened. There are methods called underhanded and unfair for a reason, and it lets man be a slayer of giants. but the odds are so few that there's a very real reason that these stories of success are immortalized in legend. Because they are so few and far in between. It ain't just gonna happen, just because some one some where won trillion dollar lottery doesn't mean you will no mater how hard you try. It's entirely in fate's hands.

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>>13274729
Okay, that might be a bit much. What about stealing a sock from the dryer monthly?

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>>13274732
>But I'd gladly plunge a knife in your back for daring to stand up
What a cunt. Just because you don't want to, doesn't mean you should stop others from trying.

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>>13274715
>>13274715
But Anon
http://exhentai.org/g/799393/144e086467/
http://exhentai.org/g/794142/5aef2a9149/
http://exhentai.org/g/794109/2d9f723429/
http://exhentai.org/g/793194/bc62c0703c/
http://exhentai.org/g/594784/69def037ff/
http://exhentai.org/g/431719/9ae107c07b/
http://exhentai.org/g/364466/23456bd937/
Gyaru are the purist.

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>>13274737
Don't get me wrong, I'd stand up, I'd just use your corpse to put me higher than the rest. What can I say? It's human nature. Besides, that's what you get for inconveniencing my wife. Humans in mg land would be corrupt as fuck, to the eyes of the order at least.

>>13274734
>Not slipping dye into the cycle when she isn't looking
Dream big!

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>>13274743
>http://exhentai.org/g/794109/2d9f723429/
>http://exhentai.org/s/e4b071ecfb/793194/
>http://exhentai.org/g/431719/9ae107c07b/
>http://exhentai.org/g/364466/23456bd937/
I love these. Good picks, anon.

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>>13274734
How about stealing one sock and switching it for a different one each week.
Imagine something like a Kikimora or pedantic Lich trying to deal with that shit.

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>>13274746
Woah, I don't want to deal with a lich that only has pink clothing.
>>13274758
Sounds perfect.

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>>13274746
>Not cooperating with your fellow humanbros instead of fucking them over for your own advancement.
I don't give a fuck what excuses you have, but one of the only reasons we got so far as a species is due to our ability to cooperate for our mutual benefit. Naturally, our best bet for survival in MG land is to fucking work together.

Unless of course the people in question are a buncha cunts, then go ahead and fuck them over all you want.

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>>13274766
>Woah, I don't want to deal with a lich that only has pink clothing.
D-did I dream too big?

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>>13274758
Maybe stealing their panties.

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>>13274732
>knife in the back

As expected of a coward.

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>>13274743
I was getting ready to question your taste in gyarus.
Until I saw that last one. That was a good one.

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>>13274771
She'll be after the heat source the decreased her productivity by 13% by making her clothing a distracting color.
Pray for your pelvis, for ghouls shall feast on your cum relentlessly if she catches you.
>>13274772
B-but that's lewd!

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>>13274770
>humans
>bros
Pick one. Humanity is cuntish. You'll find one or two decent ones in a sea of dicks

>>13274775
>Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.

I'd rather just slip a blade between your shoulders than go through the rigmarole of challenging you to a duel in which I may loose.

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>>13274780
>ghouls shall feast on your cum relentlessly if she catches you
Prefect.

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>>13274780
>ghouls shall feast on your cum relentlessly if she catches you.
Some one is getting a pink wardrobe.

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>>13274792
>Humanity is cuntish. You'll find one or two decent ones in a sea of dicks
Only because you, and people like you, hold such a shitty attitude. The individual and collective good need not be at odds with each other.

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>>13274792
Following the code of criminals, thieves and murderers. How amusing.

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>>13274794
>>13274797
Then go out there and get caught! You were never cut out for the freedom fighters if you have that attitude! I bet you wouldn't even put a fake spider in that lich's sink!

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I wish I had a dire alp to sleep with, the two of us cuddling each other in our warm bed. A strongfat jinko would be just as good.

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>>13274801
Well to be fair anon, they are talking about pranking their lich waifu. They never really were big on the freedom schtick to begin with.

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>>13274801
Of course not. I'd switch her alchemical reagents for ones that produce spectacular but harmless results when used.

[Anonymous No.]

So traitor-kuns, are you Demon cultists or Dragon Cultists?

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>>13274803
Would a dire alp be more or less bullyable than a normal alp?

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>>13274809
Yes.

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>>13274777
Well, my favorite gyaru is this one
http://nhentai.net/g/124926/
But she's not a virgin so she didn't fit with my post.
To make it up to you, have these.
http://nhentai.net/g/123454/
http://exhentai.org/g/729078/41588e8529/
http://exhentai.org/g/687306/f1c6e36aba/
http://exhentai.org/g/675019/7e2627db35/
http://exhentai.org/g/626032/56459b1bc6/
http://exhentai.org/g/627124/ba447f48f6/
http://exhentai.org/g/757721/a41597c717/

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>>13274803
Have fun waking up on sweltering hot mid summer mornings, sandwiched between their profusely sweating bodies.

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>>13274807
This is how a Lich discovered the muscle-man potion that made men as big as Major Armstrong for an hour.
And a bishounen potion she destroyed for the good of humanity.

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>>13274808
Demon Cultist. I stay with the classics. Robes with hoods, dark magic, secret meetings in the night, finding human women to convert, that sort of thing.

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>>13274809
A dire Alp would be slightly stronger than a normal Alp.

So instead of a wet sponge hitting you, picture a slightly larger more wet sponge hitting you.

Still not a threat.

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>>13274801
Is her retribution putting me in the sink of a real spidergirl? I'd do that.

>>13274799
But it is. They are weaker than you think. They don't want a hero. They just want a martyr, a statue to raise. Fuck why are these albums so fucking applicable? I love it.


>>13274800
What are you going to do about it? If you won't stoop to the level of the predators of man, you are little more than haughty prey. Don't bitch when you fall to their fangs.

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>>13274814
Son of a bitch I'm still trying to read the other ones. This doesn't mean stop by the way.

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>>13274820
The path must be paved for our Succubi masters.

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>>13274743
>gyaru list
>no Blmanian
u w0t

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>>13274816
You don't love the smell of creatine in the morning?

>>13274818
>And a bishounen potion she destroyed for the good of humanity.
And then alps everywhere cried even harder for all of eternity.

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>>13274808
Death cultist, I prefer the cold, gothic aesthetic. Long live the hour of death.

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>>13274809
More bulliable after all, she's got those muscles and a she's still got a bit of chub from when she was bulking. After a good workout you could nibble her earsin the locker room, listening to her squeal about how gross she is after the workout, one of your fingers tracing her sensative lower lips through her spats. And then as she's squirming in you grip you can strip her slowly before leading her into an area to clean her up. Railing into her from behind as the water rolls down her body and she screams you name.

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>>13274816
I will Anon.
Besides, this is why I have AC and if it doesn't work I'd just need give them a real reason to sweat

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>>13274829
>creatine
More like a cross between a gym locker room and a whorehouse.

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>>13274830
Can I ask the ArchLich to join?

I'm ready for the trials.

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>>13274828
Like I said, not a virgin so not in the first post.
See >>13274814

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>>13274836
I wasn't aware there was a difference in smell between the two. Maybe I need a new gym.

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>>13274822
Don't you see, that attitude towards humanity is a self-fulfilling prophecy! You're only adding to the problem by accepting it!

Also in a monstergirl setting I believe that more than ever you'd find humans willing to cooperate and work together, because in a world of monstergirls when you see another man you see fellow survivor; someone who can understand you, someone who can help you, someone to learn from & someone to teach. Sure you could betray them for perceived short-term benefit, but where would that get you in the long-run? It would get you fucking nowhere, that's where.

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>>13274836
I've played hockey Anon. That smell brings back fond memories and is quite nice to me.
I sure wouldn't mind

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>>13274843
Not for me.

Not at fucking all.

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>>13274842
It would get me eternity with an undead waifu, that's what. Fuck humanity. Let it burn.

>>13274837
We welcome all. Death is the great equalizer.

>>13274840
You'll never go to a MGC gym, and get instantly aroused as you walk in and a wave of womanly musk, and sweat and sex juices assail you. They'll never encourage naked workouts like the greeks once did, and you'll never get cat calls as you work out with a raging erection

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>>13274814
>nhentai links
I fucking hate jewcob, why that faggot is still alive
Wait, I'm pretty sure I remember Nhentai also killed jewcob manga.
When did they put it back?

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>>13274843
Didn't say you should mind, just making sure the things bulked up monster girls come with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274848
>tfw you raise your first Skeleton Girl.

Being a Necromancer is great.

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>>13274850
There's a couple on N that aren't on Ex anymore. But don't talk about it or they'll get pulled.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! The ancient demon of great power has been released! You are doomed now, with no hope for survival! Your hero band are getting ready to do when they find out that ten thousand years sealed away was a good time out for this demon. She wants to be a good girl and just hang out with friends now.
What do you do now?

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>>13274855
Pat head.
Her ^ mouth doesn't allow anything else.

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>>13274855
GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS.

PRAISE OUR DEMON MASTERS.

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>>13274848
>You'll never go to the gym in MGC
>You'll never wander into the locker room after feeling the burn in all of your target muscle group
>You will never be surprised by the alp that consistently (and boldly) walks into the men's locker room to be used as a cum dump because having sex boosts testosterone
>Or so she says
>Bros will never high five while they blow loads inside of her
Man, I think I'd need to join one of those "not a gym" gyms where all the cyclops and whatnot go.

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>>13274855
Let her go free, but keep an eye on her in case someone tries to use her to cause trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274853
All jewcob manga were deleted months ago, but now everything (or at least 8 manga I could randomly think about) are back

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>>13274814
>http://nhentai.net/g/124926/
>that top of page 14
Dammit I try not to laugh when fapping but I couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274855
Tell her to fuck off and coat my walls in holy water.

No fucking way am I getting involved with a demon.

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>>13274852
>You'll never learn necromancy from your wight waifu
>You'll never learn martial combat from that bro death knight and his dullahan waifu
>You'll never come back and bathe the sweat off with your wight waifu and lean about etiquette and political intrigues with her late into the night
>You'll never loiter around and bounce necromantic theories at the Lich and together come up with something great for the benefit of your wight waifu's kingdom.

Suffering.

>>13274861
>Walk into the female lockerroom
>"Mind if I get dressed here? there's a mmmmmmmf orgy in the other one."
>"Fufu, there's a bout to be a ffffffffm orgy in this one."
>Well they say sex is a good post workout.

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>>13274868
But she's a good guy now! Why don't you trust her?

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>>13274855
Invite her over to hang out and play games, maybe watch a few movies, order pizza, the usual.

Probably give her a few headpats too, she looks pretty short so she would only come up to about my chest or shoulders at most.

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>>13274808
Dragon Cultist, Egyptian Cultist, Undead Cultist, Loli Cultist...

There are lots of good cults to join.

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>>13274870
Meanwhile, at the notgym:
>Be pumping iron
>An oomukade walks up to you
>"Y-y-you have great form! (and a nice ass)"
>"What?"
>"I said nice grass to ass! I mean- I need to go do another set now! Bye!"
>She skitters away
>Well that was weird
>Finish your reps, feeling pretty good
>Notice some eyes on you
>Turn slowly to see a girl eying you like a lion would a lame gazelle
>Oh god, who let that oni in and why is she wearing holstaur horns?
Nowhere is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274859
>>13274881
You two get a blessing of devil's luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274883
Don't forget the snake cult! Oh geeze, is there a cuddle cult? I'd join the shit out of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274885
>tfw an Oni catches you mirin'.

Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274887
I'm not all that partial to the snake cult myself.

Cuddle Cult would probably be All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274890
>"Welcome to Snake Church young one."

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>>13274888
It's too late, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274895
He could always stock up on sissy drinks like wine coolers or something fruity. That might scare the oni away.
And there is always beans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274888
Don't you mean you catch an Oni mirin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274822
You are a hypocrite. "Stooping to the level of predators" yet you're not even that, you are parasite. Instead of fighting those who would prey upon us, you join them and offer us to them. Too scared to live as a human, too weak to live among the monsters. I truly pity you. You are the most deserving of the title, traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274887
>is there a cuddle cult?
Yeah its called the Church of Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274893
Snake Church is shit.

Don't even care if saying that would hurt a Lamina's feelings, hate them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274901
Milk a shit
Real cuddle cult is led by Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274904
What about dormouse? And weresheep? I sense some tension. Well, actually no since both of those are too sleepy to get angry most of the time, but there totally should be some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274893
Oh shit, run!

[Anonymous No.]

You have a baby now, you are a father now

Now give her a name

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274883
Is there a fluffy cult? I-I'm addicted to touching fluffy tails and need someplace to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274909
Cute trick to get us to give you names so you don't have to come up with some.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jacked werewolf from the gym tries wearing slightly more feminine things to try and catch your eye
>The usually confident woman with great form and fluid movement is making all kinds of newbie mistakes while she keeps checking to see if you're looking
>Bite the bait and walk over to give her 'pointers,' despite knowing full well she knows far more than you do
>Somehow, from a few words of advice, she has perfect form
>You never realized before she can squat almost two full americans
>Act as her spotter for a bit, try to have small talk, she's genuinely nervous yet oddly confident
>When her sets are done she asks if you want to hit the showers
>Try to say you haven't finished yours
>Now she's telling you to hit the showers
>But I--
>Princess carries you into the showers with a goofy smile on her face
>Now you know why so many of the shower stalls have locks
>For the next two hours you do calisthenics as a form of karma sutra under the warm rain of the showers
>Tells you she could use a consistent workout partner, while licking her lips
>Workout fuckbuddy acquired

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274912
Yes, the church of the great fox goddess Inari!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274904
>implying the northern churches of Hathor aren't run by Yetis
>Healthy, brown, Yetis
>>13274909
I'd probably name her after her mother, or somebody in her mother's family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274912
There's a support group for that. Just make sure you don't wander into the room next to it, that's the tail pussy addict meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274915
That is a mutant fox in the pic btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274912
What about fluffy tails that touch you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274900
How am I too weak to live amongst the monsters, if I hunt the same prey just as well as they? And you wrongly assume fear plays into my decision, a predator doesn't fear a predator, they just acknowledge one another. I'll submit and dominate accordingly. Pretty, noble words from a dead man. Your sophistry means nothing when you can't back your righteousness with steel, poison and tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274912
Ammie's cult sounds right for you. As a bonus they're always warm and smell like sunshine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274915
No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274924
And those awesome cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274920
Yeah, that place isn't for me. Too much religion in it. Admitting I have no power, and to make something my god figure that gives me the power to overcome it? Kind of bullshit.

>>13274924
That sounds great! I've bought so many freaking boxes of cookies, I can't eat all these. I should just go to a meeting and ask one of those wolf girls out.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Did you enjoy my dance Anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274932
>"No."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274932
>"Maybe."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274930
Best part is the parishioners usually end up mingling with the hathorites on the other side of the parking lot after services. Sure the cow lovers aren't fluffy, but they sure are soft and they have milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274893
She looks rapey, time to leg it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274923
You trick men into letting their guard down and get scooped up by the monster. You are little more than a hunting dog. Your fear is clear, you see no place for yourself amongst the humans, and so you cleave to the monsters, who take anything, so you don't have to try. You are no predator, you are a tick, feeding on the blood of monster and human alike, a thing to be despised by both.

If you think I won't be doing everything in my power to wipe your miserable existence from this planet, well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274938
Can't I get a milky wolf and get both worlds?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/! Its your favorite cousin /mgqg/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274915
I'd be ok with that, it's probably how I end up with a girl in MGCI hit the gym with a near religious fervor so it'd only be a matter of time before a fit fox, muscled manticore or something else like that went after me.

And I would be Ok with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274932
>Penis hard. You sex now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274932
Anubis like this pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274943
God the porn in MGQP is fucking horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274943
2abominable4me
No face = not a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274932
I demand sumata.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your Lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274942
Wolves are harder to make and keep milky, but if you're willing to put in the effort... maybe. I imagine lots of girls would be embarrassed by their milky teats, especially when they aren't nursing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274954
White russian.

[Anonymous No.]

So I heard you guys like horsepussy.

http://i.imgur.com/ISClgzt.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274960
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274960
blech

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274919
>Implying they aren't run by recently ressurected, healthy brown mammoth girls.

>>13274941
No, I'd trick men to slay them myself. I wouldn't ask of another what I myself wouldn't do, unlike you, who would quiver behind spear and shield and look for a hero to cleave the way. No true predator shies from bloodying his fangs and I would be no different. No monster would take you, my blade would. Be it from the front, the back, the light or the dark. Should you see it coming, should you in turn hunt me, so be it. That is just the way of things. You turn from being prey, and rightfully join the ranks of the "murderers" you so revile.

This is why you find a blade in your back before you come that far. No need to run the risk, right? For all your values, they would lie just as dead as you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274960
That's one round centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274960
countered with cute cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274960
Sure, as long as it's frontpussy.

Nah, not even frontpussy you horsefucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274969
Big fat cat tats. I wish those panties left a tad more to the imagination though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274969
There's so much shit in that photo I can only identify her ass and face.

Artists really need to learn that sometimes it's good to have a minimalist attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274965
Fuck you nigga I'm going to bed.

Bitch ass dripping fat pussy traitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274982
Night man. Check the pillows, check the shadows, inspect every mouthful you swallow and every morsel of food. Trust nothing but the woman by your side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274969
Is it bad that I want to sneak up on her while she's asleep, pounce on her, pin her down with one hand on her back, yank down her panties with the other hand, and go to town on her from behind with my pants around my ankles?

Because I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274969
I think you have had a tad bit too much katnip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274988
Just make sure the lights are off and you cuddle afterward, you animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274988
I do not think you need to wait til she is asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274960
You heard right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274999
Countered again , this time with cute railway foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

Kangaroo monster girl

Sex pouch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275006
There's no way a good kangaroo mg would have a pouch without being dangerously cheesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275010
Yeah, it really doesn't work. Best you could hope for is a love of hoodies with those kangaroo pockets which she uses to hide sex toys/crazy Strayan aphrodisiacs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275010
I dunno man. If KC has one real skill it's designing weird ass shit to be cute and not an abomination. Cait sith not withstanding

[Anonymous No.]

What if it's a hammerspace sex pouch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275005
>Countered
Not seeing it, but I guess it's fine as long as you're having fun, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275012
Cait Sith is also cute, too bad she's furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275012
The pouch is above the pussy on the belly. If the fur goes that far I'm not interested. and if it's just a hairless flap of shin that's... odd. A good kangaroo doesn't have a pouch. It would have to be replaced with an unnatural love of bags and storage spaces or something.

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>>13275019
>unnatural love of bags and storage spaces

That makes even less sense. All marsupials have pouches anyway. You don't see opossum girls doing the same thing.

If they have normal babies, they don't need a pouch, so they don't have a pouch. Easy peasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275024
I mean a good kanagroo monstergirl doesn't have a pouch. And how does it make less sense? It like holding things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275019
>>13275024
But it's their gimmick. There has to be some way to incorporate it without it being horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275024
But a kangaroo without a pouch or a pouch analog is just a wererabbit! And, I mean, we don't have possum girls, so they could share at least that gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275026
A kangaroo monstergirl without a pouch isnt even a kangaroo monstergirl. It's like...I don't know, a kangaroo rat monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275031
Hence the love for bags and storage spaces.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is disturbingly lacking in centipede.

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>>13275028
Their tits are inside the pouch too you know. Do you guys even know what their pouches are for?

Roos are so bottom heavy anyway, you're going to have a lot more issues making a decent-looking and recognizable monstergirl out of one than just the pouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275028
>>13275032
What if she is super over protective of her husband and carries him around in one of those baby harasses that look like backwards backpacks. She would have to be pretty strong, but she definitely has the big meaty thighs for it.

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>>13275038
Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

The only way I can see this working is if she's a giantess, and that ain't really my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275040
She's all yours, buddy. I'm sticking with my dragonfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275035
Blame Alp.

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>>13275037
MG break with anatomy whenever it's inconvenient. Since we need the human torso to stay away from horribly cheesy tier she'd have normal tits even if the pouch actually was part of her body. I really don't see a pouch working for even holding a human size infant though, so the handbag/fannypack/whatever thing seems the most reasonable to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275044
I don't mean I'd fuck that. I mean fuck it right off.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally got around to reading Jupiter's Knot. Sweet, sweet /ss/ and no bad end, thank god. I really thought she was going to murderize him halfway through

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275048
How about a basic mammalian monster girl with a dextrous tail and big, meaty thighs, that comes equipped with a super stretchy Fanny-pack of Holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275050
>Jupiter's Knot
This better not be some futa dog girl pegging shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275048
The pouch is on literally every mammal that's not a placental though. Even the egg-laying echidna stuffs the egg in its pouch to protect it until it hatches. It's not really "their thing". Even needing to include the idea of a pouch in their personality is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275050
That looks like a REALLY expensive condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Look Dad! I got my second tail!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275050
So before I bother reading the synopsis is there any porn or otherwise romantic payoff in this game?

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>>13275053
Works fine for me. Bonus point for premade lassos inside said soccermom pack.

I want a possum girl that plays dead in the middle of the road then rapes you when you get out to move her though.

>>13275057
It's "their thing" in that they're famous for it moreso than most others, likely because they move somewhat upright. Whatever the reason, when people think of kangaroos they think of pouches so NOT at least nodding to the pouch would feel weak to most people if you're making a roo girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275059
>The brand is "Doom Test"
I'm not sure what to make of that but cracked pelvises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275057
If a kangaroo girl actually got made the pouch would definitely play a part. It is too associated with them in popular culture/imagination for it not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275065
It's free and only like an hour long so I don't want to spoil anything. No porn though
>>13275069
Doom Fest, actually. So more like shattered pelvises

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275060
WHASSAT?! YA GOT SOME PECK EN PAIL?! SPEAK UP SWEETIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275047
I already do that every day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275080
Quiet Alp, get back to providing us with content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275031
Did someone say rat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275087
Go to bed, Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275096
But it's not my bed-time yet.
And I'm actually writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275098
>writing
Something I should be doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275083
But I'm not Alp. If I were Alp, I'd be writing about creepy-crawly personal hygiene shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

I can see the pouch working for a kangaroo girl

[Anonymous No.]

How fast can you run? Can you outrun a Werewolf, or are you fat and easy prey for a slightly chubby Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

snake pussy is best pussy and snakes also hug the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275110
I can sprint really fast, that's about it though. An endurance predator like a wolf would get me really easy.
Wait, why would a human male want to know how fast I can run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275113
Because tonight's the hunt, and you must be prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275110
I'm fairly fast, but I have no stamina. So I would lose easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275113
Always good to know who's the best distraction.

[Anonymous No.]

You like cats with some hips on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275111
Face on the girl reminds me of the guy that did Ah! My Goddess
babby's first magical girlfriend series

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275119
Yes, i also like cats with large breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275119
Why yes. Yes I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275110
If I was a wizard I'd put a wall infront of her and laugh as her horns get stuck in it, and then I'd steal her panties and walk away, leaving her to her next visitor, because I'm not really into raping the helpless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275110
You assume that I'd want to outrun either of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275127

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275119
I like all of my MG with hips on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275131
Oh, but I'd put a portal in her vagina into an alp's mouth. 4 teh lulz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275119
>itty bitty kitty titties
>kitten bearing hips
Why yes, I like it very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275136
>It doesn't count because you say 'no homo'
>Succuslut is confused by the whole ordeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275139
>the pussy leads to alp mouth
>Reverse engineer the prank and find the alp mouth which leads to the pussy
Genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274732
> But I'd gladly plunge a knife in your back for daring to stand up.

It would make your wife mad. If you truly supported Monstergirls you would ensure that he gets captured and turned into a husband. Men are rare enough as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275140
>Succuslut is desperate to at least get some release
>Keeps plunging larger and larger dildos into her snatch
>Desperately thrusting them with increasing vigor
>She can't feel it, but someone can

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275144
I wasn't really going with the whole MGE hugbox, but in that case just put his women in breeding pens, and birth more human boys that way. And if she cared that much she'd have a lich bring him back as a slave. Not that my waifu would really give a fuck either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275140
>Fuck the Alp's pussy
>It's a portal that leads to the Succubus's mouth

We must go deeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275155
>Try to fuck the alp's ass
>Somewhere an anubis in the middle of class jumps in surprise
>Tries to hide any reaction
>And is failing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275155
>Infinite duplicate portals inside the succubus which are all spread out so that when I put my dick into the line of portals, it fills the girl up completely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275155
shitton of portals stacked on top of each going back and forth between the alp's mouth and the succuslut's so you can mouth fuck them at the same time

>>13275164
oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275161
I can think of numerous uses for a portal to an Anubis' ass, oh yes.

And if she figures it out, tracks me down, and corners me alone after class, well, what am I to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275161
>Track down that Anubis
>Shove your entire fist into the ass portal, for sci-er, magic
>Hit something hard
>The Succubus has teleported behind you, tears in her eyes and holding a bloody nose

I need to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never molest your waifu with a magic portal

http://exhentai.org/g/734349/6a8c56d7c3/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275164
You'd need to cast a spell of numbing or something so you don't die from pleasure overload as you push your dick through 1000+ places at once at the same time through a single thrust. Actualy, how many average dicks can you fit into an average girl? Like what is the sum length of her insides? Lets giure out just how amplified the pleasure is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275175
>http://exhentai.org/g/734349/6a8c56d7c3/
This is the exact doujin I was thinking of from all this talk.

>Never do this with an Anubutt
Saddening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275177
Well you can fit 39.37 average dicks in some ones intestines. Thanks google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275190
I. What? Just. What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275192
average intestinal length / average dick length.

Though that doesn't really work considering dicks are hard and your guts are quite coiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275194
True.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275194
>coiled
They're pliable, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275194
And if you put the portals strategically, you won't caught instestinal knots, You'll just fill them all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275196
No, anon, it's not fine.

For example, your colon takes a sharp left bend a few inches in your ass. Speaking from experience, it hurts bad when something long and hard barrels on in. It takes a very long time to get used to it. That's just one bend - there are dozens more, along with various internal sphincters and such that control the flow of waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275202
that's why you angle the portals to follow the rough flow of the intestines, so that you're not pushing things too far out of their rightful shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275202
>a few inches

Really? because i started shoving things up my ass longer than a few inches and it hasn't hurt yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275207
Well, everyone is different. I can't get more than a few inches before I have to stop due to pain.

Though it's a good pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275190
You can fit another 1.5 dicks down the oesophagus, assuming you want to bipass the actual gut and all the acid shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275216
I bet you could cram another in the mouth and generally speaking only one fits lengthwise in the pussy. So that brings the number of dicks up to 42.87 and if she's a succubus I bet they would fit twice that many in terms of thickness, so you could bring that up to 85.74 if you put two portals side by side at every interval. I mean they're made to take it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275216
monomana would make stomach acid just be some sort of tickly pleasure enhancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275199
Do note that most of the intestines aren't normally filled to the brim. Even if you could angle the portals right, I'm skeptical about the average abdominal cavity having enough space for 39 erect penises. At least not without putting sever pressure on multiple organs.

It's also unspecified if the result in >>13275190 takes into account wasted space or treats the penises as a single homogeneous object that perfectly fills all available sapce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275224
I guess the question is how many dicks can you fit in some one's stomach now

>>13275226
Perfectly, The head of your cock would just barely touch the next portal in line and so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275230
All i know is that the human stomach can hold 4liters on average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275230
Who can maths here? I found a number saying the avg. human stomach can hold 2,000 cubic centimeters (2L)

>>13275236
Oh, see now yours is different. so do we assume that's 4k cm3?
What's the average width of a dick?

[Anonymous No.]

Are we back on /a/? This is definitely an /a/ conversation. I feel nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275241
I think the most important question is how many cumshots can be swallowed in a row. We'd need to find out how fast stuff moves out of the stomach for that, though, and establish a realistic rate of shots to be swallowed. We could maybe use a bukkake porno as reference for the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275241
>Oh, see now yours is different. so do we assume that's 4k cm3?
Yepp, most sources place the average stomach capacity between 2-4k cubic centimeters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275251
I imagine women tend towards the smaller end, but that would be heavily dependent on species for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275241
I've been assuming the average length is 6inch, wiki says the average width is 1.5inch, so how many of those fit into 4kcm3?

>>13275245
Horniness and procrastination does weird things to a man's brain.

>>13275250
This too is important but some thing else I'd like to find out if how much free space there is in the cranial cavity and if we section the portals, if we can fit even just a single dick in the inter-cranial space. I want to know if we can actually make a succubus's mind full of fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275169
I'm morally obligated to post this thing every time portal rape is mentioned.
http://exhentai.org/g/736678/6aecd8ce7f/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275254
>I want to know if we can actually make a succubus's mind full of fuck.
We can certainly insert a portal between a cup and the inside of her skull, so we can bukkake her brains. Trying to fuck them would certainly damage them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275254
I dropped maths in year 10, so tell me if this formula makes sense

>4000 / 15.24 x 3.81

These are all in cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275261
It doesn't. Even if you abstract the dick into a box, you need a third dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275256
>Null
Best taste. The way he draws girls is just...hnnnnggggg...so soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275264
Well the width is half the circumference isn't it? so if I doublt the width and assume it's just the width through the other cross section?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275245
Speaking of which, pleasantly surprised to see one of my favorite light novels is being adapted.
Slowpoke, etc.

Are shortstack goddesses monster girls?
http://i.4cdn.org/a/1428205292335.png

[Anonymous No.]

So where's that /monster/ place on the board some writefags left for can be found? Looking at these threads make question how it might be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275251
The average ejaculation is 0.1 - 10 mL, assuming a stomach capacity between 2-4 L, that would be anywhere between 200 and 40000, depending on the amount of ejaculate and the recipients stomach capacity.
~594 if you take an average value (5.05mL and 3000 mL) for both variants.

This of course assumes that the esophagus isn't involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275271
I'm happy about it too. 1st ep was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275272
First off, I fuckin' love Shirogane. Hot damn his art is stellar.

Second, /monster/ is awful. No one goes there, and neither should you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275273
meant for
>>13275250

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275261
So if i did this right, length x width x bredth whould equal up to 116.1288 cm3

4000 / 116.1288 = 34.4445133335 dicks.

Again, I dropped maths. If I realised how handy it would be for calculating how many dicks we can put in people, i might have kept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275272
/monster/ is fucking awful and you don't want to go

this is the guy that runs it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275283
77.31 dicks in the ass pussy, stomach, intestines, esophagus and mouth Anywhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275283
>34 dicks all sliding against each other inside a girl's acidic stomach
How gay. I bet like 20 of those are only touchin her acids and other dicks. We're gonna end up with some alps here!

>>13275287
Nasal cavity might fit one or two, as might the insides of the womb. It can stretch quite a lot, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275276
>Hot damn his art is stellar.
I know anon.
>Second, /monster/ is awful. No one goes there, and neither should you.
I need to have a look anon. I believe you though, I've never met a decent MG community yet and start to think they're bound to be shit.

>>13275286
Yeah, read that. Wasn't he put out of things as someone here mentioned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275272
>Some
Only two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275289
>Touching your own dick with your own dick alps yourself
Would this actually happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275293
>>Touching your own dick with your own dick
Wait, what? So is this a multiplied dick we're talking about? I though it was a gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275283
Use pi*rsquared + length for volume you mongoloid.

Dicks aren't square.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275291
I read that too so i tried going back but he's still there and the owner there are just other owners too now

Even if he wasn't the board is still fucking awful, full of normalfags and people RPing as monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275295
*times length. Fuck, stupidity is contagious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275209
>it is a good pain
Chaos space marine? is that you?

On a related note, all these gits talking about wanting to feel their monster mistresses love or the chief god's benevolence and I just want to feel the warp overtaking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275295
>>13275298
I'm sorry for making you stupid anon. I don't know how to calculator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275272
>Asking this thread for it's opinion on a different website when you already know people will instinctively say no
>Not going there yourself and judging on your own behalf

Seriously, grow the fuck up, why do you need this thread's permission to do shit on your own? This place has shit tastes anyway and is just as garbage as literally every other community, only in different ways. Why do you care what anyone here says?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275299
Cultist-chan as a centipede girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275301
So...
>4000 / 84.6 = 47.3 Dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>All this talk of /monster/
>Decide to go and take a look at the shit-hole again
>Just as dead and shit as I remember
>See a "Drawthread"
>Well okay, that could be neat
>Dead as the rest of the board, but a few images
>All by the same artist as that one Kung-Fu Pose Jinko
Huh. Didn't know this person had drawn an Apsaras, Hellhound, Ryu and Selkie. Pretty good. Though they do have issues with tumblr-nose and manface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275303
Dude, I - don't - know where it is and can't find it, or I'll never ask that. Calm your tits.
>Asking this thread for it's opinion
Just wut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275312
Keep your filthy abomination away from my cutiepedes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275314
90 dicks. What slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275271
http://i.4cdn.org/a/1428207691229.gif
http://i.4cdn.org/a/1428220175008.gif
http://i.4cdn.org/a/1428228835075.jpg

We need more shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275303
Did you not read his post? He was asking where it was, not what we thought of it

>>13275317
it's cripplecockchan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275322
How is an oppai loli different from a shortstack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275322
Is this a dungeon ni deai etc etc anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275322
I remember seeing a thread about this on /a/ earlier. It was labelled, quite simply as, "Why the fuck doesn't he just bang the Goddess and leave it at that?" to which people replied, "Harem a shit".

So what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275330
yup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275328
In theory, Age
Oppai loli is young girl with unnaturally large tits
Shortstack is grown woman with big tits and an otherwise small frame

The terms are usually interchangeable though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275328
Shortstacks are all age brackets, but usually indicates a fully mature woman. Whereas an oppai loli is young and might still get tall when she finishes growing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275328
Some would say they are the same.

Personally, I've found a difference is that Oppai Loli tend to be comically over-proportioned. Little girls, but with huge chest-balloons stuck on.

Shortstacks, by comparison, tend to be more evenly proportioned and balanced looking, despite their small stature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275337
>Oppai Loli tend to be comically over-proportioned.

You're just thinking of that one artist from MGQ who did all the oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275323
>cripplecockchan
Uhh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275339
Well, yes, Arekishi is a prime example.

But it is still the general trend I see. Misty Isle is another example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275341
Are you legitimately retarded or are you just baiting now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275341
Nvm got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275319
So yeah. 90 dicks. Now if you assume a monstergirl can take twice the thickness as an average human girl and MAMONO MANA and stretchiness, you can thrust into your waifu 180 times in one quick and easy movement with the wonder of Portal Magic! Just be warned that your waifu feels like a godess and so it's the equivalent of having 180 dicks and fucking 180 godesses at the same time.

I wonder if you'd literally die from the pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275341
88/11chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275318
This guy trying to run from the fact the papa Nurgle is the best waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275349
>papa Nurgle
>waifu
More like the good friend that you'd still never want to be roommates with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275331
She's 100% best girl. Only the Elf office lady comes even close. Thief-chan could be nice for hard gangrape doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I started in real life Baneposting in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275331
spoilers for spoilers
World where there's a giant dungeon full of monsters that drop fat loot. Bored gods decide to give up their powers to play around with the humans and other races. They form adventuring companies and bless mortals who farm the dungeon for cash and fame. Called Familia.

Zeus had a super powerful one but they wiped on a super tough boss and got fucked over by a rival at the same time, so it disintegrated.

MC is a kid of two of the adventures who died in the wipe. Zeus pretends to be his grandpa and raises him. And he gives him exactly the kind of advice you would expect Zeus to give an adopted grandson. So now MC wants a harem.

He gets into poorfag oppai-loli goddess Hestia's Familia (because she's alone and desperate) and starts grinding the dungeon. Harem hi-jinx ensue. He's pretty much a shitty low level scrub, but he does have a passive XP boost so he's leveling fast.

Lots of monster girls but only super vanilla stuff like cat girls, elves, dwarves, hobbits, etc. And yandere goddesses. And a shortstack Hestia who is probably contemplating raping the MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275339
Noise's oppai lolis just look like babyfaced high schoolers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275362
>And he gives him exactly the kind of advice you would expect Zeus to give an adopted grandson. So now MC wants a harem.
Normally, I am firmly on "Harem a shit" with rare exceptions.
This one line has convinced me to watch this.
Title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275364
Yeah Noise is another one.

Much prefer when he decides to focus on short-shorts and loli-legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275360
Baneposting is the faggot's only natural defense against predators such as Manticores and Hellhounds.

>"Oh my, looks like I caught myself a nice little boy...~"
>"Well congratulations! You got me caught! What's the next step of your master plan?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275347
Now I just need to think of a way to actually implement this information, as poorly as i may have calculated it. Problem is my MC isn't in contact with any one who could do this kind of magic, and won't be for quite some time, and I don't currently have any other wight or lich story in the works. Ghoul is the closest but she doesn't magic. fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you guys think if the Monster Musume anime decided to forgo straight-adaptation, and instead shoe-horned in a crappy villain, half-assed overarching plot, and a rushed, tacked-on anime-original ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275367
Stupidly long like all LNs. Shortened to DanMachi.

Don't expect the MC to be alpha though. I actually think he's fairly well-written for a LN MC but he still suffers from Shirou-disorder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275362
>Zeus to give an adopted grandson. So now MC wants a harem.
I'm sick and tired of harems, but someone with Zeus as their foster parent, growing up listening to his"wisdom" sounds amusing.
Still gonna be shit probably, but I'll check it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275360
>tfw Baneposting for the first time ever earlier today
I thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275364
They look like plain middle schoolers. Which makes sense as that's when they'd develop and calls back to the original Lolita

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275367
Doungeon di ni bla bla bla bla. translates to "Is it okay to pick up girls in a dungeon?" Shortened to DanMachi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275377
>DanMachi
Kay.

>Shirou-disorder
Gonna have to be a lot more specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>dungeon etc etc
>only a handful of lewds
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49459384
Suffering that this is the only Hestia titfuck around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275385
>a lot more specific
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275388
Eh? Nandatte?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275388
There are a lot of things wrong with Shirou.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of DanMachi should i read the LN first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275391
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275388
>>13275389

This shouldn't be as funny as it is. A+

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275394
I think I get what you mean now.
I am not doing this at 5am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275392
It's pretty good. 6.5/10 So yeah I guess. It's minotaur rematch scene is epic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275396
Even if you say it like that, it can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW people are spending Easter on a fucking anime image board shitposting and getting into shitwars over Monster Girls or other people's fetishes
Man, you faggots are losers, why aren't you Hanging out with your waifu in some self-induced delusion? it's easter, fuck off of this website and be with the people who love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275400
But I want to bring love to you people rather than keeping it myself. Since tomorrow is a holiday, I'll be here, writing. Writing about spongebaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275392
If you can find it. Hit by the C+D hammer. 4 novels translated can be found on torrents though.

There's also a decent manga adaptation, for both the main series and the side series featuring the kuudere MC is trying to impress so he can fug her. She comes off flat in the main series but you see her personality in the sidestory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275400
But anon, I need to take the time to pray to our lord and savior on the date of his revival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275400
I'd rather be here with you faggots talking about how many of my own dicks I can put in my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275409
What monster would deadpool fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275411
Hyperactive, genki wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the cutest MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275411
Skeleton. He fucking loves skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275411
Shinigami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275411
Whatever he wants, he's fucking deadpool. I bet MAMONO MANA can cure his cancer too, and let him keep the crazy regen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275411
He rapes Charon daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275413
I want to see this happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275415
>>13275416

>/co/ posters identified

[Anonymous No.]

You're an intellectual who reads plenty, and would be intellectually stimulating for your waifu to hang out with, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275423
What autistic fuck made this chart and why would you post it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275423

Yeah. Just one thing though. The Great Gatsby is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275425
>No refutes, just lol autism
Found the gamer

>>13275426
Only people who don't comprehend the Great Gatsby think it's overrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275426
>spoiler
I don't think that's even a question at this point. I mean it's alright, but not worth the praise it gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275427
>Only people who don't comprehend the Great Gatsby think it's overrated

Bullshit. It's just a window into the 20's really. And when you had family that basically lived Gatsby except real in the 20's, then it's not that special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275427
Why is there bait here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275423
My taste in literature is the same as my taste in games though...fantasy, sci-fi, and Lovecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275433
Add myths, classic adventure and sailing stories and you can be my knigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275436
>Myths
An excellent way to pass the time.
>Classic Adventure
Of course.
>Sailing Stories
Sorry, can't say I've partaken of such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275432
Shhh. Just report and ignore,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275432
Because you didn't touch the cow hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275438
Treasure Island
Mutiny on the Bounty
Moby Dick

All good places to start.

20,000 Leagues is ostensibly a sailing story until the Nautilus sinks them. And then it becomes a scifi sailing story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275439
I see black scales. You know what that means? MINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275438
Try Moby Dick. It's actually bretty gud
And you can listen to the audio version in your car:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sulY3bixDxI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275442

Forgot that Lovecraft's White Ship was kind of a sailing shortstory too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275432
>>13275439
>Anything that makes me feel bad is bait
How do honestly function in life? Are you tumblrettes?

Face it, not all Monster Girls are going to give two shits about video game shit. Some might actually prefer other stuff. If you're life revolves around video games, then the most you can expect is a loveless marriage with a Gazer NEET who just uses you as a Dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275443
Alp stop being a greedy fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275432
Imagine trying to explain shitposting to a wurm
>"But it's a lie"
>"I know it is, darling."
>"But why would you go on the internet and just tell lies?"
>"Maybe he wants to feel better about himself?"
>"But he's anonamoose. No one will know it was him."
>"I think that's the point, darling"
>"But what do you get out of it, if no one knows it was you? Whatever is making you sad won't change just because you lied on the internet."
>"I... know, darling."
>"Hubby, you don't... lie on the internet, do you?"
>"U-uh, n-no, I..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275449
You gonna fight me over her? I'm the guy who's gonna write Oomukade spongebathing tomorrow. You wanna risk hurting me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275450
>"My smile is gone for good. Never to be heard from again. And no tickling, that's cheating"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275450
Well you don't, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275454
U-uh-uhm... [Sweating intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275452
I'm the guy who let you monopolize Junko for a short while.
I can risk it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275452
>I'm the guy who's gonna write Oomukade spongebathing tomorrow
Well then get to it.
And the lewd toothbrushing action!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275456
"Short while" you say. You think I'm not keeping her? You think I'm not having her take on a role as a permanent member of the cast of characters in a story I'm not even writing because actually cares about it? See, THIS>>13275457
is what people want. But Junko is still mine. Sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275457
>And the lewd toothbrushing action!
It better be lewder than that monotagari scene, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275422
You don't need to browse /co/ to know at least that much about deadpool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275452
>Oomukade spongebathing tomorrow
Aww yiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275460
>lewder
I'm not some miracle worker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275459
>Still yours
Not in 3 days she won't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275459
Just to say I want to see that Dark Elf coat her inevitable BF's dick in candy and then sloppily lick it off too.

But for now I'm content with cute creepy-crawly.

And the occasional bit of progression learning as to why a Dragon would husbando a cheap bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275465
Explain.
>>13275467
>spoiler
That is... not going to go down like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275471
>That is... not going to go down like that.
I figured. I just threw out a lewd scenario to get my point across. Being, I do want to see more fucking Vertex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275471
I may have something planned for her by then.
But I have been lazy as fuck and not writing when I should be
And you know what? I honestly don't mind you making her a permanent character in your story, and am delighted you like her enough to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275473
Well that's nice to hear. I'll wrap up Sea Slime before that happens though. But it'll happen.

[Anonymous No.]

meow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275478
How could I not like her? And I was already forced to forsake one Tiger. I'm not losing another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275480
>Waifu
>Wolfu
>meow
Well this is triggering my autism more than I ever could have thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275480
Where can I get one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275481
>forsake one Tiger
When was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275487
Her name was Toriza, and she knew martial arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275488
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275487
Nyanon's martial art CYOA probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275491
Ah.
He liked that Tiger a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275480
You know, there are a million things to love about Anubi at any and all times. Yet what's the most consistent thing I find myself thinking?
My waifu has such beautiful eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Oh hey there Sugar! Of, you're wondering who I am and why I'm in your house? Sweetie, don't you remember? I'm your beloved wife, I've always been here! We've been married for years, and I love you so much! Why, don't you remember nah I'm just fucking with ya, I just broke in here to rape ya."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275492
I was voting for her whenever I was able to. Most of the time I was still asleep when the voting was happening, but when I was there, I voted for her. And then it all went to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275490
There's nothing to go on about. Tiger is not a valid option. Ever.

>>13275481
>Alp is a Toriza fag
You. I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275035

Every time I remember how much of kissing maniacs Oomukade are due to human saliva's effect on their venom all I can ever imagine is some HB who's actually attracted to her holding her hands and grappling with her, trying to french kiss her until her ovaries are ladened with the need to have his babies and her face is beet red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275498
>This
>The realization that Oomukades are the kind of girls who'd cream themselves from a nice, deep kiss
Oh my, that is a nice thought...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275497
>Tiger is not a valid option
>I like you
Will you still like me if I tell you I'm the guy who coined that phrase?
>>13275500
Isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275497
>>13275496
So the Tiger was loved until the whole voting issue arose. I see, so that explains Alp's fixation on Jinko and why he bonded to that one who lives in a cardboard hut down by the river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275440
>didn't touch the cow hard enough

“Look, I know you need attention, but we can't do this out in the op-”

“No!” The holstaurus cries out, straddling my waist as I uselessly swear and struggle against her weight. Wrapping her arms around my head, she smothers me with an exposed breast, and an erect nipple slides between my lips. “Please, I can't take it anymore!”

Pinned down, and nearly suffocating on her soft, thick skin, I was left without an option. Sucking on her sweet, tender breasts, I down nearly a quart of her fresh, warm milk before she finally starts to ease her grip on my head. There was something calming about the taste; as it settled in my stomach, I felt its warmth permeate throughout the rest of my body. My muscles relaxed, my once racing mind fell to the soft, gentle glow of a pleasant daydream.

“Hey, you're smiling. Did it taste that good?” She teases me with a soft, motherly voice. I went completely limp with relaxation in her arms. “That's right. Just let me take care of you from now on, okay?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275501
>Will you still like me if I tell you I'm the guy who coined that phrase?
Sure. It's not your fault how true it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275500
>>13275501

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFlhoqDs4qU

Basically this without the haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275506
I promise to give Junko lots of love when I get around to doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275502
She wasn't ubiquitously considered as the best girl, of course. So when the time came for the waifu vote things went to hell in a hand basket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275511
You better.
Because when I finally get around to doing stories with her they'll involve some mild depression and Madao antics. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275503
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275511
And when are you writing some cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275362
Watched episode 1. Yeah, she's gunna rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275518
I introduced one already. Her story will unfold in time, just like with everyone else involved with that story. Keep your pants on.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to imagine a yandere chesire would teleport to stalk her loved one and one day teleport to his (locked) house to make him her (forced) husband.

>"Hello."
>You wake up to a grin. A very smug grin, a grin that exuded arrogance. She laid besides you running her fingers through your hair with her other hand brushing your cheeks.
>"I never knew your hair would be this soft."
>Her hands. Crimson and purple mix together in a chaotic frenzy, with broad strokes of red painted on a purple canvas.
>She sees your gaze and quickly hides her hands under your head.
>"Oh these, they're nothing! It was just some blood when I accidentally hurt myself... Don't worry. J-Just relax. I'll treat you today."
>She gives a worried laugh. You glance at her entire body. Red splotches cover her entire torso with bits of white stuck in her fur.
>Her eyes perk up to your gaze and her grin begins to falter.
>You were certain that those weren't self inflicted.
>She hugs you, her warm arms cover you whispering sweet nothings.
---------------------------------------------------------------
>The time was now. She was sleeping and you had prepared yourself for the last hour. You had devised a plan to escape through the back door and run. Run as fast as you could.
>>13275362
>Yandere godess?
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275522
Hestia?

[Anonymous No.]

Moon Elf tender loving/bullying soon™

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275522
>Which one?
Freya. Probably Hestia too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275521
You alluded to cyclops spanking and more. My pants are way too tight to keep on after all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275522
>Leaving her
>Not loving her
why is it that the few people who manage to find a yandere are massive faggots who don't appreciate them?

[Anonymous No.]

KC is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275495
>"Erica, is that you?! I-It's been so long, I-I waited... so long. Where have you been? What happened to you? I-I could have sworn you were gone for good! A-After so many dark years, I moved on... and... well... do you remember Jessica?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275528
This thread is shit

Everything Monster Girl related except my waifu is shit

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere chesire teleporting to stalk you and sleep besides you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275524
What's next after elf variants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275526
You don't need me to fap, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you guys a genderbent, monstergirl'd Jin-Roh: The Werewolf Brigade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275538
Operator MGs are always nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275528
Easter Island was named so because it was discovered on Easter Sunday. Coincidentally on this day, April 5th, in 1722.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275536
I don't even fap to the stories in these threads. And my craving for cyclops stuff is completely unrelated to that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275542
>I don't even fap to the stories in these threads
I don't think any one does, anon. I don't know how I'd feel if some one actually fapped to my smut. No, I know how I'd feel. I'd feel "why?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275527
If i promise not to leave my room. Will she still let me use the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have links of yandere stories? I like the holstaur one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275550
How insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275542
Then enough of you bothering me! It will come in due time. Now if you'll excuse me, I've stuff to do that doesn't relate to what we've been discussing. I leave you with this, it's basically a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275545
Lots of people do.

I've had many people tell me they spilled seed to something I've written. It's kind of strange at first, but eventually it's just another compliment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275545
I've actually written smut, but if I discovered someone fapped to it I would probably feel awkward about it. Maybe a little...defiled? Dirty?
Anon, stop...I- No! Anon, don't touch me there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275552
Anything short of Yananon

[Anonymous No.]

What does the cheetah monster girl say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275555
>"I-Iyaahn~ Not in my filthy word-pussy"

>>13275554
I guess(?) I await the day I git gud enough to feel this feel.

>>13275556
Who is Yananon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275554
Yeah, I could imagine a lot of people do. I've only done it to one story, myself, but plenty, from all sorts of people, have gotten me to the point where it wouldn't have taken long at all. You people write some good shit, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275557

It says Killing Bites will never be translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275550
Have you read Yandere Alp? It's pretty crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275557
It says "Real cheese in every bite!"

Oh wait, is that cheez-its?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275561
I've found written erotica is much better than images or video. When watching something I always feel detached, but when reading I feel much more connected. Holds true even if it's not something that's particularly well-written.

I can edge to 'normal' smut for a while and it's alright, but I stay pretty dry. With written smut I'm dripping pre everywhere pretty much instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275565
I'm still haunted by the mental image of a giant gaping alpgina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275534

Probably nothing in order to not keep it from being even more repetitious than it already is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275570
Pretty much the same here. I won't say quality doesn't matter, but being able to get into something written has a lower barrier than say, reading a doujin or something. Like, both the Mantis and Ghoul stories that have been posted the past couple days got it to the point where my shorts had a wet spot on them, and I wasn't even doing anything. I don't really get why writing makes things so much better though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275575
>I don't really get why writing makes things so much better though.

It kindles the imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275575
>I don't really get why writing makes things so much better though.
Leaves room for your imagination to fill out the unspecified details to your preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

So what have you guys actually fapped to in terms of writing? I mean call me a faggot but the only writing ive ever actually fapped to was some of the more... agreeable parts of CoC That and a few of those picture/caption threads, where ever they pop up, every now and then. I've felt aroused to plenty of stories here, but never actually had to go fap it was the kinda arousal that had me limp again as soon as I stopped engaging, or had to go do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275581
I fap to specific lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275584
Like opposed to the big picture? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing dorklings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275587
Those lines serves as a trigger to make my brain think of a "better" scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275591
Ah, so for you the quality isn't as important as what's actually being said, you just fill in the blanks with imagination. That's cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275596
Yup that's pretty much it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275588
What is that belt even holding up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275602
Her radical 90's punk 'tude, of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275588
She needs more scars. And abs. and health. Damn I love me some scarred, healthy abs.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are such sluts holy shit.

All it takes is one leather collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275618
Fuck that old hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275618
They'll spread their legs for anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275110

I own a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275618
Is this guy as edgy as he looks? What's this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275110
Imagine her ass when she's fully matured. Running like that would give it such a delicious shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275639

http://exhentai.org/g/112098/ba84ea327a/

Funnily enough, his goddamned name is Edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>decent posters and writefags only post when it's nighttime in your timezone
>only mega shitposting, animu/vidya spergs and hyper-defensive paladins on your shift
>forever
Why must I suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275400
Jokes on you, I already did that on saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275647
Wow, he literally only had to hand her the collar. She even put it on herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275647
Surprisingly, he wasn't that edgy in the game. Almost likeable, even.

What I found funniest was when he had a hand in destroying earth and was legitimately upset about it, everyone told him to quit being a bitch. Like, the one time in a JRPG you can understand a kid being emo and the rest of the cast acts like he stepped on a few ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275127
>Implying she wouldn't just go through the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275522
>yandere cheshire
This has never been done before, I desire more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275652
Yep. I straight up moved to the night shift because daytime here is so shit. I have tomorrow off and have to meet the family this afternoon, so I'm stuck here on a Sunday morning/early afternoon. Shit sucks. Hasn't been bad yet, though.

>>13275647
>all he does is hand her the collar
Ok, Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275550
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
http://pastebin.com/Q3Z5hW4j
http://pastebin.com/ppf5cRgx
http://pastebin.com/iVcXY8Dg
http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275652

Depends on your definition of a decent writefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275588
Listenan' to the Garo and Yakuza 0 ost's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275669
>Lich
>Yeti
>Living Doll (Although it was dropped)
>Ghost
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275666
>spoiler
I think our perception of daytime differs though. Mine is what has been here for the past 10 hours.

>>13275684
Pretty sure most of them are americlaps and are active about same hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275545

I've had someone say they've fapped to one of mine before. I actually felt proud, sort of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275460
>outlewding monogatari toothbrush
many have tried, all have failed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275688
His Shirohebi and Kitsune (the two at the top), and his Lich story have yet to receive a continuation unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275550

Wait, there's a yandere holstaur story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275701
Yee m8
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275669
I just wanna lean up against the other side of the glass and press my hands up to hers, and lick where her face is.

Speaking of yandere has there been any Wisp content yet? Asides from that crappy little greentext I did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275665
I'm writing a continuatiob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275706
>Speaking of yandere has there been any Wisp content yet?
I don't believe there has, the same applies to the Apophis.
Fuckin' whitesnakes hogging the yandere spotlight.
>>13275711
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275689
Ah, so you think late night is bad, huh. Well, I don't understand, but to each their own. Late night has always been more relaxed and such, compared to the fucking faggots who argue over every little thing, and shove their opinion down your throat like it actually means something, during the day. I'll take an occasional discussion of something I dislike to that any day.

>>13275694
>Lich probably wont receive more
Aw man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275706

I could never do Will-o'-the-Wisp because of that stupid cage dress and my mind hearing generic porn lines like

>Ufufufu, struggle all you want, little fly.
>Guided by the light of my love, you'l never escape
>Struggle all you want, it's useless, my cage will hold you tight~
>There there, don't I feel better than that useless human girl!?
>She could never pleasure you like this!
>I'll make you love me!
>NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275717
In less than a month from now, it'd be a year since Yananons last update. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275588

Possibly the best drawing Less have even made. Bullet and Hellhound are love.
It makes me sad to see how obsessed he is with Manticores and Laska, considering his potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275728
He hasn't really done a Laska image in a very long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275723
>Disregard cage
I was going to write a second step but there isn't one, really. And those lines are great, corny and chuuni but great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275702

Not bad, but not very yandere. She's more of a stalker than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275731

I can't help but see her as basically Hex Maniac from pokémon with shit like

>Hahaha! You're doing it! You're cumming inside me!
>You're shooting all that sticky and filthy stuff into me!
>Impregnate me!
>Make me your woman!
>Do it! Doitdoitdoitdoitdoit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275730

Good. By now she has more material than most official monsters. I want some of the more forgotten mgs to get some material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275736
So pay him to draw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275735
Look man, if you wanna write it, go write it, stop spouting all these great lines like they suck. classics man, you can't go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275738

I hear Less is fucking terrible to work with, so no thanks. Not that its a surprise, I've seen the screenshots of him rping as Laska with Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275738
...Or say the image will explode the thread with PURE RAGE and get it for free you'll probably have to paint over a dick or two though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275744
>I've seen the screenshots of him rping as Laska with Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275744
what screenshots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275744
>him rping as Laska with Bob
Oh fuck, I forgot that .Less had an obsession with Bobby-boys recolored teleporting werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275752

Yes, this is actually a thing. From what I hear he accidentally posted one instead of a work in progress he was doing on the IRC a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275746
>spoiler
That isn't a huge deal. Someone fixed that Jab picture pretty quick, so I doubt it would take long to get a decent picture from the faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275754

I don't have it anymore. Hopefully someone else will be able to help with that because it really is something everyone should see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275757
>accidentally
To clarify I'm not just being a repetitive dick its just that half of me can't find the words to describe this sadness I feel, and the other half feels as thought no words really need to be said about this for you all to understand the same feeling. Ah, wait. I found one.
>Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275762
I'm more than a little reluctant to believe anything without evidence given all the shit slinging that goes on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>We've been waiting for you, Chosen Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275759
True, although Mithril's skills are pretty meh while fixing .less art on legitimate level might take some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274599

>Akuma in Oni form
>Mantra Asura
>Not able to pulverize absolutely everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275768
Cropping really isn't the same as redrawing an image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275765

Its true

[Anonymous No.]

Where da Bunnies at on this Bunny Holiday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275775
>File no longer exists
How long was this even up for? A minute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275775
Oh fuck, it doesn't help that english isn't .Less' first language either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275775
>>13275756
>>13275744

It's fucking Easter, how about we not be complete faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275773
Well yeah, and that too. Mithril's pic was still edited some.

>>13275775
Oh doge.
>tfw they've been literal fags all along

>dota 2
СУУУУУУКАААААААААА

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275776
Not getting any art or writefaggotry as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275767
...The four Queens? No, please no.

>>13275773
Guy had to fix the dick, too, but I see what you mean. Would still only be a matter of time though, I'm pretty sure.

>>13275775
Oh man, that is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275781
>defending them
Really?
Also, check your privilege you religious dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275778
>>13275779
>>13275782

Looks like I missed something here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275775
Eh, that's less RPing and more pitching an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275787

I pay more homage to the Goddess Eostre than the dead Jew, you heathen.

Who, funnily enough, would be the patron Goddess of Wererabbits on the Spring solstice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275788
It was a screencap of bob and less doing some gay-ass roleplaying shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275775
the cringe is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275767

Alright. What am I to kill?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey! Are you looking at my butt?

I didn't say to stop looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275788
I really don't get that uploading-then-deleting teasing shit, and really hate missing stuff myself, so~
i.imgur.com/xganUnG.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275799
Best demon girl. Black sclera a good.

[Anonymous No.]

Continuation of yandere chesire. Appchan isn't letting me see my original post.

>The door is locked.
>It can't be. You never lock your back door.
>"Honey~ I can't believe that you would just leave me like that, alone and cold in the bed."
>How did she come down so quick. You quickly run down the basement and into the old bunker that was built oh so long ago. You quickly closed the cement door.
>The room was pitch black with the smell of age emanating off of every corner. You were scared. you could hear her voice from the other side.
>There was a light?
>2 bulbs hung from the ceiling. You edged closer and closer to the light.
>"Hello honey! I knew you wanted to see me! Why did you run away anyways?"
>You felt absolute terror rising from your lungs. How was she here. How did she get through the concrete. How how how?
>"Oh honey. You chose such a nice place to play hide and seek! Let's play in here for a while....

BUNKER RAPE END

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275807
:^)
<3

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ora! What's your problem, smallfry?"
>"You're a thousand years too early to be challenging the Gang Queen of Saruwatari High!"
>"You're just in time to take her out for ice cream though."
>"...Please?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275820
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275799
Adorable. Even if her actual demon type isn't one I like.

>>13275820
Yandere Cheshire actually sounds like it would be pretty amusing to read.

>>13275822
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275799

Superior butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275810
>Black sclera a good.

Indeed. A succubus without this isn't worthy of the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275833
dis picture makes my dick feel funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275833
Pram is even cuter than a blueberry. That red-black-white really gets me going.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you protect these tiny creatures? I sure as hell would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275810
>black sclera
Mah nigga

[Anonymous No.]

JAPANESE GO-BU-RIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275839
Shinrabanshou has a lot of fappable designs in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275848
I wish he'd do more chubby succunekobus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275857
American Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275848
You bet I would protect that little bear girl.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1XdSqBQUg

http://pastebin.com/fGL0NbaU

I can't bully them properly on my frontal bowel evacuation anniversary

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275869
HARAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275869
Happy birthday anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275869
lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275869
Risky but worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275854
I wish to irrumate the black sclera loli.
http://exhentai.org/s/5e3ab7f917/127796-35

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275872

You're haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275854
>6th best grill
Eh. She's no crowbro

[Anonymous No.]

We don't deserve monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

What lengths would you go to protect someones smile, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275928
Is a man not entitled to the waifu of his heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275943
This thread is full of traitors and evil people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275946
Traitors to whom? Their waifus? Or perhaps someone unworthy of their allegiance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275946

It really is. But then you could say that monstergirls are bad people themselves. They just want the men to themselves and give no fucks about the possible extinction of humanity or the man shortage for their daughters generation.

It is the world both we and the MGs have chosen, maybe the paladin types were right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274960
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275963
>maybe the paladin types were right.
Far better to exhaust the blood of our men in war and hate than love, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275958
To humans, of course. Treachery is one of the worst forms of evil, and evil always loses.

>>13275963
Even if monster girls were corrupt I'm sure there would be a few good ones that want coexistence in a way that doesn't involve killing or mindbreaking, and that kind of MG is the one I'd love to spend my life with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275970
I dunno.

I'm so starved for intimacy and human contact I'd probably willingly go for any girl that showed the faintest interest in me. Doesn't matter if she's got a horsepussy, lionpussy, snake cloaca, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275972
If you're talking about *actual* love and not the kind of "love" that comes from mind control, then I agree, paladins would be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275976
>If you're talking about *actual* love
There's no other love to speak of. Monstergirls aren't real and yet many already have their waifu. clearly there is no mind control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275980
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275980
Loving things that aren't real is unhealthy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275986
Eat a penalty, Marche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275986
It'l the closest I will ever come to having some one else love me back, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275986
How is it possible to love something that's real? I looked through a dating site for my town and all the girls were disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275973
But the traitors are betraying humans so they'll be happy in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275973
But humans are evil, and therefore to betray humanity is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275739

Haven't had any drive to write anything in a serious capacity for a while now between people going "X and Y when" and a lack of drive to do so.

The bullying Elf shit was done for fun/seeing how repetitious I can make something without people telling me to instantly fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275986
Not to mention even our eyes aren't real to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275997
Nobody told you to fuck off with your Elf Bullying or Apophis licking stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275997
She's adorable but I wish she didn't have those eyeson her nose. Anyway, the elves were cute and none of them were the same, do I don't know why you thought people would tell you to fuck off for doing something different each time round.

>Serious capacity
Here's your problem dude. Just keep doing cute fun little stupid things until the drive to do something more returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275946
If I have to be evil and a traitor to be with my waifu so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

What a ded thred

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276060
I'd rather have a ded thread than talk to these fucking traitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276063
>Not corrupting your whole town by sneaking Succubi in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276063
You've been swimming in a sea of pure heresy for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276060

WHO SAID THAT

WHO BROKE SILENCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276063
You're the traitor here, refusing the nice monsters happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275411
Probably chimera, that way they can be crazy together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276063
How can I be a traitor when I never swore fealty to humans? I was never on your side in this conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276071
>>13276072
>>13276074
>>13276076
Never before has fishing been this easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276073
It was me! Mikan! Awooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276063
>Complaining about people siding with monstergirls
>In a monstergirl thread
How shocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276083
>Complaining about virgins siding with pussy
You know, you do have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276082
Is that novel any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276082

WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO LEAVE YOUR BOX PRIVATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276081
Huh? I didn't see any hook to bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276072
I want to tongue her butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276088
>Not helping the nice monstergirl change the world for the better

Whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276104
But poop comes from there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276105
>Implying you're in this for changing the world
Whatever you say, cum slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276089
It's okay
Just don't go ugly midget route, there is no dire wolfu route anyway only few scenes. That route is absolute garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276099
Don't you worry about that, the headsman will see you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276083

Liking Monstergirls makes you a traitor now? Is that what it's coming down to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276115
You can't have non-consensual femdom anymore without some autist getting triggered either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276115
Don't listen to him. He longs to purge the world of vice and sin, and he sees corruption everywhere, except within.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276082
>you will never send Mikan to buy some lightbulbs
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275997
Now I feel for bugging you twice about Diablo-tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276121
>>13276122

Really? Wow.

That's an amazing excess of stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

You heretics worshipping monster girls, judgement day will soon come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276121
You better not be one of those faggots who spergs at anything that isn't femdom.

Because if you are, I'm going to have to ask you to take that back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13275974
Even akaname? Or Beelzebub? Roper? Parasite slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276122
That can also apply to traitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276121
MGU-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276133

YHVH pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276133
What's wrong wit treating your superiors like superiors? They just want to guide us to a new future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276141
No, bask in the glory of his countenance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276138
Akaname is actually pretty okay compared to the others you mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276145
>new future
>tfw you're cattle on a human farm
You know, "new" doesn't necessarily mean better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276121
I blame /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276148
Tongue that has licked toilets. PUBLIC TOILETS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276133
Reminds me that Paladin Reintegration Programme is ded. A shame, that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276121
>muh femdom
I will light a candle, so that we always remember this great loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276139
A lie for yourself and your minions, you can claim that you haven't a qualm, but you never can run nor hide what you've done from the eyes... the very eyes of notre dame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276157
Why blame the oldest segment of the threads for a new problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276159
Yes, yes and Mantises eat the heads of their lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276156
No need to be so paranoid. They'll treat you the way you should be treated,with hugs and kisses while telling you how handsome and nice you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276172
Because we have to blame someone and we don't have enough jews here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276159
Do you actually want them to be shit-eaters or something? Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276174
>telling you how handsome and nice you are
I am neither of these, so no, I will be as paranoid as I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276179
Anon, I'm sure some nice monstergirl will like you and try her best to make you happy. You're better then you like you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276176
But who will speak of the unsung monstergirls? The phane, the hellcat, the gru, the gelatinous cube?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276179
Take a chill pill then, you grouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276180
If she's not a traitor to her kind, she can fuck off.

>>13276182
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276172
/tg/ may have the longest consistent history of monster girl threads, but the current /tg/ is quite different compared to what it was. Also, most of the paladin and HFY posting might as well be copy-pasted from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276181
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten out by a Gru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276189
Are you from King Grump Alp's domain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276178

Now that I think about, Akaname look pretty chill and gentle, especially in the profile image. Like a calm and flirty girl who likes to make her man embarassed and then giggle at his reactions when she teases him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276174
>how handsome
I'm extraordinarily ugly, so that's a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276199
I think there's a lot of Anons from Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276199
Right, because everyone who's not like you must be...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276173
Ha.

>>13276178
No, but believing a filth eater has never put her mouth on something disgusting is hella fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276201

But so are monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276189
But what if she loves you and she wants to keep her friends and family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276206
King Grump Alp does not rule over Canada.
>>13276207
What? Are you telling me that the grumps don't belong together?

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all these retarded nicknames?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276211
Do I really have to do the "I don't give a fuck" dance?

...Cause I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276190
>tfw I'm an old grog but haven't visited /tg/ in over a year

Shame how things have been going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276212
>What? Are you telling me that the grumps don't belong together?

You are a smart person, no really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276210
>MGs
>Ugly
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276201
Anon meant they'll just tell you so to warm you up.
MGs are said to be indifferent to appearance unless you're a ginger. Then you better run motherfuckair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276212
>King Grump Alp does not rule over Canada.
Are you implying that he was exiled there? Cause that's where he lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276226
Grumps go in the Grump Kingdom. Now off with you, Grump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276228

No they're a lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276233
>muh boogeyman
That never gets old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276231
>Indifferent to appearance
No, anon. Everyone has their own standards, and I fall below all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276232
And the Burger King lives in the US but that doesn't make him King of America now does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276244

That's debatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276242
But you are a Grump. I'm not saying you're some other grumpy Grump, but you are a Grump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276244
How do you know? Have you ever seen who's under his mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276200
They kinda strike me as a bit gloomy. I could easily picture one telling self-deprecating jokes and then laughing at them in a creepy way.

[Anonymous No.]

You poor fools. There is no hope for you left, you are far too corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276248
Well, if my options are slaveboy or grump, I choose grump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276243
>issues with physical appearance
You know the answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna blow raspberries into a wurm's bellybutton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276253
I like it this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276253
That's why you kill them without engaging in conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276256
I want to blow load after load into a Wurm's wurmhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276253
I never asked for salvation to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276254
But they're not, you Grump.
>>13276256
Fuck the Grump, so do I!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276252

>[ ] Walk away
>[ ] Laugh at her making jokes about herself
>[X] Pat head
>[X] Tell her to stop being so sad
>[X] Shoulder ride to the nearest ice cream shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276254
Why not be a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276255
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276265

I dunno, I kinda liked the hybrid terminator idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276276
What kind of husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276256
I want to get on top of a wurm, start tickling her and ride her like a bucking bronco!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276275
>[X] Walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276283
A loving husband to a good girl, the kind that raises a happy family.

[Anonymous No.]

Why hasn't the Ghoul had art of her giving a blowjob or love-biting even though that's her schtick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276290
And what is a "good girl" according to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276294
The kind that won't abuse or rape you, but wants you to genuinely love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276275
>ice cream shop
Those would probably have a steady clientèle of Akaname, Ghouls, Yuki-Onna and Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276296
>won't abuse or rape you
Isn't that heresy here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276293
A good question. I know there is no shortage of oral loves, so it doesn't make much sense that the MG that would give one of the best, if not the best, blowjobs doesn't have much in the way of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276314
That's plenty of monstergirls that don't rape men, or don't usually rape them. Just waifu one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276314

Well, "being abused" means you're a bitchboy, while "rape" involves you not liking it.

Do you want to be either of those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276314
Seems like most of the stories here are consensual as all hell, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276314
You can't rape the willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276324
>or don't usually rape them
Well, that's reassuring...

>>13276326
Who the fuck does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276296
>>13276314
>>13276324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys! How about we take a quick break from the shitposting and read the first update to Chapter 2 of Alp's story about the desert?

http://pastebin.com/ZCJtkHJF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276330
It just means you're not trying hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276335
>take a quick break from the shitposting and read Alp's...

How dare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276335
Thanks Alp. You're the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276314
muh femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276343
What? You don't have to, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276347
This is the last straw.

Fite me irl Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276350
Time and place, you punk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276335
Nice. I thought this wouldn't be continued.

[Anonymous No.]

So, we all know pinching the back of a catgirl's neck effectively "disables" her. Same could be said about wolfgirls and bellyrubs. Something as simple as headpats would probably send a Cyclops into a tilt.

But what about us men? What is the one thing your waifu does to you that'll surely "disable" you no matter what? How often does she do it?

Mine would most likely be warm tight hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276353
Your backyard, tomorrow at dawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276354
Oh ye of little faith.
>>13276357
Ear nibbling. Seriously. Girl goes for the ears, complete paralysis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
Chloroform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
Back rubs, weight on my lower legs, massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
>implying I can be disabled
This train never stops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276121

That's bullshit and you know it, what triggers people is abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
Dick sucking. Seriously nothing calms me down quicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
Hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276001

That's because Elves deserve to be bullied.

>>13276007

You do realize all three of them included elements of the ears and just basically breaking them through sex that's either vanilla as fuck (Moon Elf) or 50 Shades level of bullshit (High), right? That's pretty repetitious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276358
Loser has to pay for the pizza feast where we celebrate our friendship born form fisticuffs. Deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276363
>>13276360

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
Surprise kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
ball kicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276370
>friendship born form fisticuffs
D-dude, you're moving a little fast, I don't know if my heart is ready...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276372

Surprise glomp to the ground + kiss barrage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276375
Then I will defeat you as an act of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
Scalp massages with low tone, quiet talking/whispering. That melts me into a puddle of bliss in no time flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276371
Pretty sure that doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276380
You'll never defeat me, I'm way too stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276377
>glomp
I thought this was MGT, not deviantart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276388
I will make the impossible possible! Because you are my friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276392
No, my shonen powers are far greater than yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276389

What's wrong with glomps? Do you want your waifu to give you a spear tackle through the 5th floor's window?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276395
That's why I will use your own power to defeat you. I have access to your powers because you are my friend, but you don't acknowledge me as yours so you don't have access to mine! Mine is the fist that shall bridge that gap!
And now I'll just sit quietly and wait for people to yell at me about how shit my writing is, or ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276396
Only teenage girls use terms like "glomp" and "smexy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276396
Not him but that word has become forever associated with fujo landwhales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276331
>Well, that's reassuring...
To be fair, most of the time the girls this applies for only become forceful under certain circumstances. Holtstaurs if you cockblock them or keep showing them the color red, Weresheep if you shear them, and monstergirls that have mating seasons will seek out men aggressively when under it. So it's pretty easy to be safe as long as you're prepared with one of these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276402
Man, I wish I paid attention at shonen class...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276405
>>13276409

Huh. What should we be using, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276405
smexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276413
You could always try becoming a farmer to see if it gives you some insight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276412
Actually, I'd rather become a Wizard. That way it wont even matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
Resting my head on her lap as she strokes my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276412
Consensual sex or die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276416
Sexy Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276417
I cast [Potato].

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276416
>shmexy

It's like I've gone back ten years in a time machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276424
>Laskashit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276428
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276427
I've been triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276424
It becomes consensual after the first few seconds.

[supremelady No.]

>>13272881
stupid bitches get 80% of the males while only being 10% of the mg high population, fuck this gay earth. Why are men so enthralled by monstergirls who would use and abuse instead of love them tenderly?

>>13272749
slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276437
Manwhore please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276437
So does brainwashing, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276428
Even if you don't like the character, you have to admit the art is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276440
Why are you roleplaying and namefagging at the same time?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Happy birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276451
Unf! Desire to breed with intensifies and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276451
New translations when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276451
I'm a July 4th kid, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276451
Great tracts of fertile land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276457
Ronnie Kovic is a Monster Girl fan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276457
Is your name American McBadass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276451
What birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276451
It's not my birthday you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276444
I like the character.
t. someone who read it before truckercore and coming to /mgt/

>>13276448
I liked that one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276464
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276440
Where's the sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276474
Then you should change your name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276477
I like my name though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276480
What's your name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276474
>>13276480
IF DON'T YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME, BROTHER, HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276475
real women don't rape anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276482
Nigga, I'm not gonna disclose that on a taiwanese cartoon board.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13276455
August I think. That's when Seven Seas V2 is out.

>>13276468
Mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276468

Hound and mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276490
Is your name Sakamoto? Are you a talking cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276489
You also made her "smile?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276489
>Leona
Here we go again
I like Leona though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276493
>>13276494
Happy Birthday! I hope you have an amazing day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276293

I also want some good Ghoul art. Or more art of Lich, this guy has made two great images of her so far, and I hope for a third.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276489
>Posting a shitty character
You're not helping to your cause, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276496
It's Ben

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276505
Are you an uncle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276505
Bane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276505
Ben's not a bad name. Pretty common though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276484
Andre was better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276505

Are there really alternatives to fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276335
It's not like I NEED you people to shoo away my crippling insecurities or anything...
catpcha: ahiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276505
Not until very recently.

[Anonymous No.]

I want /tv/ to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276489
>>13276440
hey MRA weaklings, wanna know what it sounds like after my tail has drained a man dry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276515

That would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276513
I'm still reading it. Hold your horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276511
Randy Savage was the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276516
Go back to /hbg/, whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276518
It took less time than that to write it! And it shows. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276515
Bane has only ever been mentioned 5 times thus far, if that's what you're insinuating.

[Anonymous No.]

You can only have a waifu whose species' first letter is the same than your first name's letter

What species is she?

Mine is a Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Lich

YES, YESSS, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>D
>Dragon
My waifu is save.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Barometz
Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
I've got a fair few options, I pick Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276521
If you're asking me to bully you then you're asking the wrong person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527

Harpy Family
Hellhound
Hinezumi
Hobgoblin
Holstaur
Honey Bee
Hornet

Jesus CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276534
No, that's not what I want at all. I asking for proverbial headpats if I did good, or possibly a proverbial stern finger gesture to rebuke me if I did bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276517
You're a big guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276516
Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I love humans and you bring shame to us monsters, I want love and you take it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527

>S

Quite a lot of options there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276535
>>13276541
Just pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276531
same, good to be dragonbros

too bad my name doesnt start with mantic- uhh masoc- uhh..... m

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>Ignis, Imp, Inari.
Ignis I choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>Zombie is the only one
I am 100... Well, 90% ok with this. My actual waifu starts with an L, but I guess I can't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Nureonago is the closest to my waifu I'm going to get. Not bad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Valkyrie it is, she'll go dark soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>Fairies
>Familiars

Fuck this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>W
A few options, hard to choose between Wurm and Wight. But I think I'll go with the latter for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276543
Those poor M fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>Fairies
>Familiars

Fuck this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
She is playing with his boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276552
i-its ok if my waifu abuses me a little. its my fault for wearing jeans with a zipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276540
>actually caring about humans

Survival of the fittest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276559
You do know they have shelters for guys like you, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
M.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276537
It was okay. It didn't grab me but I didn't hate it. I guess you could say it was a little boring as nothing really happened besides a meeting between two people about a device. I hope this does set up a better tie in later for our protagonist to have a reason to be hunting up treasures. I assume he's the son that joined the merchant caravan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Thunderbird it is I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276561
this, human boys are livestock anon. pets dont have rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>Jorogumo
>Jabberwock
>Jinko
Not bad choices, though I'll take that delicious brown, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276565
But anon, Paul and Omid are completely different names!
He is, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276563
>>13276559
>>13276552

>M

Mantis
March Hare
Mermaid
Minotaur
Mothman

What are you complaining about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276563
Mermaid
Merrow
Mantis
March Hare
Mothman

I don't see a problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276563
>Fuck

>Mothman
>Mermaid
>Minotaurus
>Mantis
>March Hare
>Merrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276561
>>13276567
What's that? You want to be purged?

Well, who am I to deny you that request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>Parasite Slime
>P'Orc
>Pixie
.Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276562
I know, and mabye I should break up with her, I just want a nice monstergirl who i can share my feelings with like...


friends......

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276578
Just leave the traitors to their fantasies. Don't even acknowledge them.

[Anonymous No.]

Laz was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276573
>>13276574
>>13276576
My waifu is a Kikimora, none of those are anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276572
I thought Omid would be her former lover probably Paul's father. I guess I was too vague with my question but I couldn't remember MC's name so that's why I asked it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>C
I like Harpies so I guess I'll be taking that Cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276585

Well, mine doesn't start with H and look at the options I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276581
We can't help you if you don't take the first step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276494
Happy birthday, Hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527

Hmm... I choose Dhaphir then. They're half-vampire tomboys, so I'd say she would make the better waifu.

Dragon comes close for the reason of being a fucking dragon, but they're too possessive and I wouldn't want to spend my life locked in her treasure room. Even if the wifi is good there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276586
Well, nevermind that. It was shit, I'll try harder next time. I guess I was having too much of a giggle with the name Vitutus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276583
Indeed.

The true hero of MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276591
>Hellhound
>Holstaurus
Lucky guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276582
But anon, can't you hear their cry for help?
I can't just leave these poor souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276599

Overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>Nekomata
>Nightmare
Decisions, decisions

[Anonymous No.]

>hours pass
>that lame ass paladin roleplay still goes on
Srsly, whoever responds to them, even >ironically, just fucking stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276601
You can't help those who don't want to be saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>K
>Kitsune
>Kejourou
>Kikomora
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276601
Sometimes people don't want to be helped. In those situations we must respect their wishes and free will. Which makes us the only ones to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276589
Never heard of anybody liking a cockatrice before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>V
You forgot about Valkyrie, m8
Though I would also take a vampire, loli vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276597
It wasn't shit. It just wasn't good either. Consider it a necessary scene to set things up. At least it wasn't just expository information for its own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276604
>Srsly
>>ironically

go back to jerking off to badly written femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276567
How to train your paladin
Nightmare on chuff street
Mamono Holocaust
The Mamono Murders
The Last Jinko
Deliver Us From Monsters
Die Monster Die
Bad Mamono Go To Hell
I Spit On Your Rape
Paladin On Fire
Dangerous Men
Mean Guys
No Good Mamono
Rise: Mamono Hunter
Greatswords Are Forever
After Monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276612
I'll try harder in the future, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276605
>>13276608
I suppose you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>Z

Alright, so I get nothing.

Sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276611
>You forgot about Valkyrie, m8
I didn't, I just picked Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276620

Zombie, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276585
I have tow, TWO monsters to choose from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276582
their crys are of pleasure, your cries are of a monsterchild who cant rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276617
Try the same just do it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276620
Zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276624
>>13276630
I hate Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276616
>Mamono Holocaust
Grindcore

>Deliver Us From Monsters
>Greatswords Are Forever
Power metal

>Bad Mamono Go To Hell
>I Spit On Your Rape
Self-aware classic heavy metal

>The Mamono Murders
>Die Monster Die
Black metal

>Mean Guys
Thrash metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276629
Oh yeah, that's real helpful. "Do it better", why didn't I think of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276616
50 shades of brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276632

>Making zombie girls cry

Damn, dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276627
Nobody is gonna take shit from this tailpussy garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276634
Relax. I'm just kidding around at this point. Unless you're kidding around too. If so disregard this message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276627
Pfft, you wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276164

Many writefags have died, I just wish we had some more to take off where they left off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>M
>Mantis, minotaur, manticore, march hare, mummy
None of my favorites in there, but I did alright. Mantis especially are pretty high-tier so I could waifu that no problem. Anyone that talks shit gets both varieties of matango dropped on their doorstep though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276639
I don't care, I have a fear of death and dead bodies.

Undead can fuck off, I'd gladly take being incredibly lonely in MGC than date a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276644

We're gonna start making obituary lists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276647
>living in MGC
You have bigger problems mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276642
I'm not kidding around. I'm always serious when it comes to this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276632
>hating undeads
Fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>there's paladins in this thread RIGHT NOW that would slay all monster girls, even the few benign ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276653

>Paladins who would slay docile Monstergirls, instead of only the aggressive ones

The real heretics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276651
Then you need to chill. I was just joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276632

>hating undead

Why? They have Wight, Lich, Vampire, Dullahan, and Ghoul. The best monstergirls all in one category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276653
>telling lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276653
Geeze, even the order doesn't do that! Can't a man just live with his apsara in peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276609
I think they're adorable and all of that running must give them perfect legs/ass.

The only problem I have with them is the ambiguity on who, exactly, is doing the raping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276650
It's cheaper than living where I am now.

I'd rather live there comfortably then living where I do now.

Hey you never know anon, maybe I'll end up like King Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276653
Hello propaganda-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276656
Such cruel jests anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276658
>Dullahan
>Undead
Goddammit, we've been over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276643
>>13276641
>talking shit about my mistress and waifu
good to know she could beat your asses into a bloody pulp
and make you like it in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276653

>giving your soul to godless hellspawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276663
>being a second class citizen just to save a few bucks

You might want to rethink that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276666
If it's any consolation I like you and your work, Devil Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276653
If not being a filthy race-traitor who sells out his own brethren just because his mistress demands it, makes me a Paladin then so be it. I'll still live a comfortable life with my Dragon waifu, and I still won't have to give up my pride and betray my own kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276653
I'd become a paladin only to save those monster girls.

Oh man I just remembered that story of a paladin killing a couple of lamias before realizing their daughter was hidden in a room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276669
>mistress beating on other men
>even making sure they enjoy it

CUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276648

Sometimes a writefag is only dormant. Sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276669
Well then, tell her to come over, I'll show her a good time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>J
>Jabberwocky
Well alright I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276674
>Devil
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276675
>not being a filthy race-traitor who sells out his own brethren
>Dragon waifu
I'm proud of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276669
>My waifu could beat up your waifu
Joking aside, we'll see how tough she is with some British .303 heading her way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276653
Those aren't paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276675
Everyone can appreciate this I think.

I sure do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276685
You got the number of the beast quads for that post. Just another joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276686
I may be a Dragonslut, but I'm no traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276653
The only monstergirl that should be slayed is the matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276692
>best waifu
>not a dirty traitor
You're my kind of nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276662
They let men rape them, and make them take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276691
A failed joke, come on man. If it's quads it's not the number of the beast at all, is it?
Now if you'll excuse me. Got to go wallow in self-pity and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276676
You mean the one when paladin took baby lamia as his own daughteru? And where that lamia slaughtered the whole village including children later?
All monsters should be purged
No exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276699
>You mean the one when paladin took baby lamia as his own daughteru?
Yes.

>And where that lamia slaughtered the whole village including children later?
Wait what

[Anonymous No.]

Poyo motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276698
Cheer up, chap. You're a great writer.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is a 'traitor'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276708
If you like monster girls then you're a traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276705
>great
Now let's not go that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276708
Anyone who doesn't want to kill monstergirls because of MAI HUMANITY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276701
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/85118245/Snow%20and%20the%20Fool
Do you mean this story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
I go Minotaur and attempt to create the first Holstaur.
>>13276585
If you like none of those than you have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276708
At this point, someone who doesn't think like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276708
Someone who would willingly corrupt their friends and colleagues. In other words, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276699
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Lamia_child

You scared me. Do not lie to me on the Internet.

>>13276708
It goes from "anyone who fucks monster girls" to "anyone who would help evil monsters enslave humanity".

[Anonymous No.]

Alp you motherfucking self depreciating sack of shit get motivated because people actually like you.

Don't lose your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276680

>all those good writefags have abandoned us
>bob still writes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276725
Yes, you are the worst filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276716
I seriously mean that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276729

Who died exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276708
noun
noun: traitor; plural noun: traitors

a person who betrays a friend, country, principle, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276728
I already promised Oomukade hygiene for tomorrow, what more do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276688
>humanboy uprising
c-can I join? i'm an operator from /k/ and /m9k/ here to assist you in the fight for mens rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276727
see
>>13276719

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276725
The only acceptable definition of a traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276708
Sunhuman piece of sit that believes all men should be sluts and whatever the monsters say. They want little more than to be cumpumps, pets with no rights, and want this fate for everyone. They'll lie an deceive, pretending to want freedom for men, in order make you let your guard down and get you and yours taken by monsters. And they'll tell you to embrace your inner slut because it's all you're good for. They're the worst of the worst and should be killed on sight, as ell as any monster they serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276740
Sure, only a faggot would say no to a brave and beautiful warrior like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276739

I WANT YOU TO GET MOTIVATED, ALP. I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE YOUR FAGGOT BULLSHIT RUINING THE SOLSTICE AND MY BIRTHDAY.

STOP BEING A BITCH, WRITE MORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276740
No, fuck off. This isn't even an uprising, it's just me getting fucked up on British marching songs and firing off warning shots at some Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276725

A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A TRAITOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276743
Actually, see >>13276744

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pop her puyos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>L
Lilim
gonna use them horns like handlebars

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
Nibbling my earlobe and/or scratching just behind my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276744
Are you suggesting that men aren't sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276738
Good thing I don't give a fuck about other people.

>>13276729
Does he? It's been ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276746
Happy birthday anon! Do you want something specific written? Because I'll totally stay up all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276758
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276758
Even if we are, what makes you think monster girls shouldn't serve us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276357
Tickling, but she better not or I'm dumping her.

Crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>T
That leaves Tentacle, Troll or Thunderbird.

I'll go with a Tentacle and love her tenderly. A Thunderbird would probably look at me like i'm a freak and a nutcase, if I were to pick out a Tentacle instead of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276692
>random MG sympathizers now team up with monster slayers
ohthetimes.jpg
On a serious note, where the line between being a traitor and having a dragon wife extends to you? Pretty sure the latter is pretty much what traitors want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276765
Honestly, it's because monstergirls want both men and monsters to be happy. Most of the leaders we have today are self-serving. So it would be nice to have them helping us to better ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276765
Because - and I know this will be hard for you to digest - not everyone wants servants or slaves. Some people want equality and others want to serve. It's almost like the populace at large has their own ideas of utopia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>S
>None of my crazy-favorite waifus start with S
...shit...guess...a Sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

How many times have we had this fucktarded argument?

Can anyone discuss something new for fucks sake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276782
>>13276783
No, they need us to live.

It's only natural for them to fight, kill and die for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276789

NO

PEOPLE ARE FAGS

THINGS ARE SHIT

AAARGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276616
>Nightmare on Chuff Street
I think this would be my favorite MGC Movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276789

Like why yanderes are a best? That reminds me, I should write more yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276779
The major difference is that I'm not selling out others against their wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276789
God Yandere's are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276779
Not everyone is a paladin. I don't care where you put your dick in at night, but if you betray your own kind, you're a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276789
No, because fuck you, YOU SPECIFICALLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276790
They just want to be happy with you. Why make them suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276792
>Nightmare on Chuff Street
>favorite
>not "Junko With A Shot-Glass"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276794
Yes, please.

We need imposing yanderes at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276803
They are tools anon. Do you care if your hammer is happy after you've used it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276789
Fuck off traitor
And enjoy your AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

Line 170
http://pastebin.com/s6KDanEg
>Ritual (Occult Anubis)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276811
This looks a lot like one of the covers for Starless. Except she doesn't have any bitches on all fours around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276744
>what is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276790
You are not one of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276616

>Conception
>Men in Black Mamono
>No Cunty for Old Men
>2001: A Rape Odessy
>District 69
>MoonRaper
>Hot Fuzz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276809
They're sapient species, what reason do you have to deny them rights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276819
This is the way it was meant to be, don't fight it.

>>13276824
They're little more than animals, they have no need for rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276656
Don't do that. Last time I joked, Alp deleted a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276821
>>No Cunny for Old Men
Fixed. Is it a reality show where granddads have to watch their granddaughterus get fucked in every hole while they masturbate behind a false mirror?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276824
I should tell that to the traitors next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276821
I would totally fucking watch Hot Fuzz if the village was replaced with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276836
>Exact same movie, just with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276811
>"Wait, what? There was a ritual after all?"
Aww, how precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276790
>>13276809

>>13276764

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276813
>Starless
Oh, yeah, translation in 3 weeks, right?
Does it have futa, scat and other shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276814
>what is running things into the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276839
It better be the fucking same.

If MGs try to fuck up our movies I'd have a fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276839
>Pegg and Frost are still the same
>>13276843
Yes. And don't say bad things about it, it makes me feel bad about liking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276841
They do what we tell them, and in return they get our spirit energy.

Everybody wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276829
He said he wouldn't do that anymore. Besides I think we should all lighten up. It's Easter Sunday. I have an 18 pack of Bud Light to drink and all is right with the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276829
Just out of curiosity, what story and what was the joke? I want to know if it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276821
>black sheep
>Fear and Boners in las vegas
>Cockatrice Run
>Diary of kikimora
>Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the undeadalternativly: HORSE PUSSY/ Fat tailpussy/Alps/Baphomets
>Jailhouse Cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276821

>Pelviscerator
>Pacific Rimjob
>Tit Fak
>The Rape
>Dickhard
>I, Robutt
>John Wick
>Heat
>Bumrush Hour

>>13276830

Old Men running the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276848
>liking futa
FUCK OFF BOB
Though even bob doesn't like scat
You are literally worse than bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276813
>Starless
Nope. Fucking hell no. Too much shit, among other things, in that.

>>13276821
>Hot Fuzz is still Hot Fuzz
A great name for a MG movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276821

>MoonRaper

Is that the sequel to The Spy Who Fingered My GoldenEye With Love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276861
Did I say I like either? I said I like Starless, and there's plenty more to it than those two things.
Not that I don't think the futa is the best girl. Because she is.
But hey, whatever. Let's drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276869
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276854
It was >>13172003.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276811
kawaii as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276871
That's not dropping it.
>>13276873
I'm going to go with "not worth it". Hope you had a good giggle though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276794
Please do, fear erections are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276869
TRIGGERED
FUCK OFF BOB

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276719
Holy shit, reading this story made me die a little inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276701

>If Anakin Skywalker was a Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276888
>not liking delicious suffering
Git gud
And never forget "Allowing even one seemingly harmless lamia to live was the cause of much suffering for many people. That’s why when you see a monster you have to make sure all of them are slain, okay?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276903
>showing mercy
What an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276903
Not him, but I love suffering.
Although I loathe NTR, which is often associated with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>"You realize I do not actually like tofu right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276930
In Fable you get goodness points from eating tofu, so it's gotta be good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276930
Fuck off psychofox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276930
Is it spamming time already?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Oh look, a human came in.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276942
Fuck off cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276930
>>13276942
Cut that shit out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276903
Sorry, I'm not a cynical fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276961
Fuck off you ESL faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276961

Caster a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276918
I remain unmoved. Maybe it was the choice of monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276789
I could see myself doing something similar if I ever had a vampire wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276961
>>13276942
>>13276930
Hey look guys, it's the spamming autist again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276918
I never really got suffering stories, so for me reading them only ends up as a waste of time. To each their own I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276961
Fuck off slutfox

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276992
>>13276988
>>13276966
>>13276951
>>13276938

same fagging makes you look like a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276997
Butthurt spamming-kun pls, stop getting so mad over people not tolerating your autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276997
>Surely only one person could be mad at me for spamming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276997
You aren't helping yourself, Psychofox, like that one time you spammed that "Auntie Yuuna" shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276989
schadenfreude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276997
>muh samefagging
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276997
>>13277001
>>13277003

Stop this retarded boogeymanning goddammit fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277003
Hey, I am not spamming shit faggot, leave me out of this . yer fighting with someone else .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277008
>Boogeymanning
Spamming-kun pls, you're just making yourself look even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277008
Do you even know what boogeymanning is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277012

I'm not the spammer, but you're looking as stupid as him right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277015
Ok Spamming-kun, whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277015
No he isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, are there any holiday themed "MG meets MC's parents" stories floating around?

Also, how would your own family react if you brought your MG waifu to Easter or some other holiday dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

What a nice thread you have here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277023

Yeah, nice little place, isn't it?

NOW PREPARE TO DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277020
My parents are dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277023
Drugs are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277028
Batman, you need to be protecting Gotham, not shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>Ryu
Fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277028
>implying this matters when unfead MGs are a thing
Just hire a Lich to be a medium, I'm sure your folks would love to pop in from the great beyond

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277015
Welcome to IRC Drama.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you help a Dumb, but not Wurm Dumb, Dragon girl become smart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277013
New buzzword of 2015: boogeymanning. It has completely lost all relevance to its original meaning and is now a buzzword. Be sure to remind people it is a buzzword the next time you see someone using it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277032
A car killed them, not a robber

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277038
If she asked me to, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277038
How? Do I pull the crayon out of her brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>>13277033
I got Ryu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277020
She would have a hard time using forks, considering she has wings instead of fingers.But I think my family would be fine with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277031
>not wanting to brutally rape a drugged-up Kimonge
You're bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277044
Fucking Seo keeps killing people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277044

>yfw Bane killed Spiderman's parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277043
Becoming a buzzword doesn't mean anything, really. Just like a statement falling into a fallacy doesn't make it automatically wrong. Hell, there's a fallacy called "fallacy fallacy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277057
>>13277023

Oh look spammer-kun is at it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277019

>"No, he isn't"

Look at this faggot here.

>>13277063

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277060
Not sure what that has to do with my post. Strawman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277060
At least there's a recent example: >>13277063
Where the term boogeymanning applies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277069
>>13277063
Nice samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277056
Tewi pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277069
Faggots faggots everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277069
>>13277074
>People defending spamming

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop thinking about monster girls? This is unhealthy and I don't want to end up alone and never growing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277077
Be careful nigga, there's a visible nipple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277088
You're here forever. No escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277088
There is no escaping MonsterGirls they will be on your mind forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277088
You should watch the movie Hook. The moral may surprise you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277088
Don't forget, you are here forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277084

>3 images
>new content
>spamming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277099
You mean the old one? What it was about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277103

Leave him, he has brain problems, most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277088
Stay in these threads for awhile. You won't want to hear about them sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277088
there is no salvation for otaku anon, accept it, find a waifu, live happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277103
>>13277108
>3 images one after another
>No chance for discussion or input from others
>Same theme of content and style as every single other time Spamming-kun has tried spamming
>Massive defensive response after people call him out for spamming
I get that you two have issues with the thread policy, but acting like children about it won't get it to change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277107
Is there a new one? It's about Peter Pan returning to Neverland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277114
That is because they are good new images , and so what if people cant discuss or respond to them within the first 5 min of them being posted?

Perhaps the fact he gets defended means you should let him post images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277114
>No chance for discussion or input from others

There were chances. People just decided to respond with "fuck off."

>Same theme of content and style as every single other time Spamming-kun has tried spamming

At least he's actually trying to post Monstergirl related content. Look at all the shit that was happening before he posted.

>thread policy

Stop trying to be image police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277112
All I'm getting is LoL in Russian. What is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277119
How about prefacing it with "I just found something new you might like."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277099
haven't watched that movie in like 10 years

what was the moral?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277119
>defending spamming
Yeah, all these people can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277125
Watch it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277120
>>13277119
Oh look, it's Spamming-kun and his little autist friend again, don't you two have anything better to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277120
Isn't it also against the rules of 4chan to act like a moderator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277120
>not thread policy

It's like you weren't here when we got kicked the fuck out of /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277112
I'm insane enough to want a monster girl waifu yet still sane enough to be unable to delude myself. It's suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277125
The moral was tinkerbell is a hot little fairy that wants the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277134

You don't remember all the shitstorms that happened because of "image rationing" before, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277134
Because he wasn't, these two have been coming in the past month or so and trying to get their little mofu spam sessions accepted, even though it's blatantly against the thread policy.

It's more annoying than it is amusing honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277131
Of course they don't. They're the kind of people that think image dumping with no discussion is somehow helpful or fun. That's just something broken in their brains. You can't fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277133
Outright impersonation of one is, backseat moderating just falls into the category of faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277136
Wow that image is so much better than what 'spam-guy' was posting.
You bitch cause he posts new MG stuff, but not crap like this?

double standards .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277146
Butthurt Spamming-kun pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277146
It's relevant to the discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277146
>"Waaah b-but look at what this guy is doing waaah"
You mean reaction pics that will most likely be deleted, if that poster happens to not be a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277148
>>13277131

Funny how somebody who has no valid arguments to support himself and keeps saying the same thing over and over in a discussion gets support from other people for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>K
Ara Ara Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277139
And in the end it became the norm after ball the threads we had, floating imageless in the Sargasso, and since people hardly use imgur, except to post lewds, all the more. The only people who spam these days are newfags and this fluffy autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277153
That isn't even a reaction picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277151
>>13277148
I fail to see how disney characters are related to monster girls, both sides are autistic as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277141
This. Like that faggot that used to start the same bobhate was never real storm once every month and then would mime "no proof" even when you could pull up a laundry list of him doing it seven times before with the same wording in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277128
>>13277131
see
>>13272086
>>13272173
>>13272219
>>13272227
>>13272662
>>13273346
>>13273766
>>13274147
>>13275299
>>13275303
>>13275400
>>13275973
>>13275988
>>13276484
>>13276516
>>13276519
>>13276652
>>13276669
>>13276699
>>13277006

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277122
>All I'm getting is LoL in Russian. What is this?

uhhh... what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277046
How would you feel if she's super prideful because of her strength so when asking you she has to force it out of herself
>'Can you h-h-h-heeeeee. H-h-h-h-h-h-haaaaa. Heeeeeeeeeeellllllllll. Ha-Ha-Ha-He Haaa. HELP, me.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277166
>both sides are autistic as hell
You're the only autist here if you can't see it's simply an image talking about "life" when we were just talking about "love" with 3D and 2D women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277176

The fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277170
>Being this mad
Holy shit I'm actually laughing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277170
Yeah, those people are inconsiderate faggots, what's your point?

Also, that's some heavy autism you go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277170
half those images are relevant to the content of the post and/or the conversation you sperg

[Anonymous No.]

I wish you autismal pieces of shit wouldn't post at this time of night. Just keep away for a few hours more and I wouldn't have to watch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277136
dont worry man im the same way and i'm a semi-normalfag.
difference is i'm poly when it comes to waifus >tfw fail at being an otaku AND a normalfag at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>No Kakuens daughteru to cling onto your back and peek over your shoulder before pulling it down shyly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277173
I googled it, and it directed me to a Russian league of legends page. I would like sauce, si vou plait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277169
Exactly, as long as we keep telling these two autists to fuck off things will go back to normal eventually.

Just ride out the storm brother.

>>13277185
Europoor pls, it's "15:20" in the afternoon in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277185
But anon it's 4:20. Blaze it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277148
>>13277151
Well, this ends the argument, these 2 only want what they want posted in the thread, and expect the thread to be only what they want in it.
Spammer-kun, Please keep posting new stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277194
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277195
Why are you talking to yourself Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277195
>new
Almost everything he spams has been posted before, so you "new content" argument can get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277196
Ok, in a rare move of solidarity I agree with this poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277185
>Night

It's day here, in the only country that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277195
That was the only post I made in the middle of your autistic fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277196
What ya going to do about it, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277195
>Thinking only two people are telling them to fuck off

Ah, the vocal minority argument. A very stupid assumption. Most of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277206
Silently judge you.

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck is going on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276811
Cute first time for sure. Or not? There going to be a flashback or more explanation for what exactly happened? I mean, seems pretty obvious, but still.

Otherwise...that bit at the end? Her pecking behind his ear? Love that. Just...love it. Great detail to put in.
captcha:dvine
Just 1 letter off an accurate description of this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277192
don't know it,saved it from a thread a long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277210
Spammer-kun is sperging again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277208
Not being too silent about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277206
>>13277203
>>13277194
>>13277196
Guys please, we don't need to summon Snoop Anon from the grave with this talk of weed and blazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277216
You fucking idiot.

YOU SAID HIS NAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277204
Amerifat pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277210
Retardation at its finest .

Its like watching the Special Olympics , there may be a winner but they are still all retards .

God knows this whole shitfest has serious bearing and meaning in the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277216
They say if you whisper /snoopestshota/ three times in the mirror, he'll appear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277218
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277038
Doujin where the smart dude winds up alone with a delinquent qt3.14 who needs help studying, and they hit it off, but with a Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277219
You wish I was fat.

Yuropoor pls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGc4B1V0ZaQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277233
You can really tell school's out, can't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277236
>lol you're 12

Strike 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277236
Spring break season has been in full swing for a good few weeks now.

It just depends on what part of the States you're in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277187
Maybe I should follow this article: http://tanasinn.info/wiki/How_to_Stop_Loving_an_Anime_Character

>>13277175
I wouldn't help an arrogant fuck, that's for sure.

>Didn't think a so-called "superior" being would need help from others. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277242
It's a Sunday. I fail to see your logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277233
I wanna take this to /pol/ big guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277251
It's also Easter, I fail to see yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277253
Europoor pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277253
You don't need to be /pol/ to express love for best country and letting others know theirs are inferior.

>big guy
Praise me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277257
It's a day off for school kiddies anyways. How are they less likely to be here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277264
Family trips, spending the day with relatives, believe me, if how slow the thread has been the past few days is any indication, then most people aren't on their computers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277259
>>13277261
Two can play this game As long as we delete that shit later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277112
I don't even have a waifu in the formal sense, I just want to date and eventually be in a relationship with a nice dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>writing
>manage a whole page
>this sucks
>delete
>repeat
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276888
Mission accomplished. Hey, did you cry? Was there much salt to be had?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277270
>Participating in the two party system
Fuck that, I'm Libertarian all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277269
That's only an indication of how religious someone is not of their age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277270
Aren't there three of us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277281
Enjoy wasting your time for a while then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277276
What in particular were you writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277283
That's just your liberal bias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277287
It's better than contributing to the two-faced circle jerk that is mainstream politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277290
words

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277290

An update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277293
It is, I'm just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277277
>did you cry?
No, but it felt like someone ripped off my heart and threw it in a trash bin.

>Was there much salt to be had?
It didn't make me angry, it only depressed me greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

NEW RECORD
Ded thread at 3:50 in the afternoon!

Pic related, thred is kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277300
Was it extremely painful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277328
Well what would you like to talk about? Kidnapping and bondage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277330

para usted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277300
Good enough, I suppose. That sense of depression seems to be far easier to evoke than actual sadness. I'll have to work at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277334
>you will never be kidnapped by a muscle monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277343
>you will never be muscled by a kidnapped monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277343
Would she tie you down to an impossible system of weights and pulleys in order to trap you in her weight web?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277348
Sounds like something a yandere /fit/ Arachne could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277328
This always happens after intense shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277348

As she does reps do the pulleys you're attached to move you toward and away from her waist so she fucks you as she works out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277355
She would have to be suspended in the air by a counter weight in order for that to work, Who gets her down?

[Anonymous No.]

The hate-anon seems to be absent (perhaps he left this place for good), so let me tell you guys that I hate you, I really do. This thread finally making it clear for me. Maybe opting out just Alp, he isn't much but makes an impression of a someone at least chill enough not to shit in here.

Here are some obligatory monster ladies, now wish me good night and I'll wish you're all Ebola'd when I get up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277353

>Ufufu, you're getting off on the smell of my sweat after a day in the gym?
>You're quite a naughty little fly, i'll have to punish you
>Go ahead, try to lift your way out of the web, I can tell just by looking at you that you like to be bullied
>I've seen you here so many times, but you've never acknowledged me for a girl
>We'll have to fix that
>I'm going to make you cum out your virginity
>All night long

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277359

You hate everyone? Even all the write/drawfags? All except Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277359
I have no idea what the fuck you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277359
I'm be here in the morning. Good talk, champ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277360
Perfect, I desire more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277272
I think that's what most intend when they say "Waifu". At least I hope so. 'S'what I mean anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to paralyze a monster girl bully with a hockey stick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277112
Going by this logic, i have already achieved some form of enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what's in a Tamamo ball

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! Your maid has been naughty! She spilled your glass of Holstaur milk and is now waiting for her punishment!

What do you as respectable Master do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277398
Tell her not to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277398
Give her a pat on the head and reminder her it wasn't her fault.

Then I'll clean it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277398
I miss Danna-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277398
Put her on the rack outside. Public Use for a whole day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277407
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277398

It's just fucking milk, why does she even need punishment? I do worse fuckups on a daily basis.

I'll just pat her head and tell her to clean it up. No damage done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277394
Another tamomo ball, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277390
That might be going too far. How does she bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277419
Actual bullying, none of that loving teasing bullshit.

The kind of bullying that can drive a kid to take a hockey stick to the back of another kid's neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277398
Have her pour me two cups. One for me and one for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277398
A light spanking, over my knee. Followed by a tender kiss.

>>13277408
You're awful. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277408
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277398
Rape the maids.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't seen this posted yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277425
I wouldn't know, the most I had were people calling me names and once or twice someone stole my money, but I was quick to sort that shit out so...

[Anonymous No.]

Just how many outfits does caster have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
>Read monkey beastman as monkey buttman
That butt is distracting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277407

He was kind of a dick if you spoke to him in the IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
But where does the name come from? Why not just Weremonkey or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
Do real life monkeys go in heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
Why is the Mist Continent so based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
>Masterful teases
>Chronic masturbater appeal
>Light, gentle transitional corruption
Pretty good overall. Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277444
Some myth or something about a monkey monster that kidnapped women and made them have their kids, at least from what I've heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434

>Monstergirl has intellect and personality
>Forgets about everything else once they fuck for the first time, becoming mindless drones who only think about sex and sex only when around their husbands, becoming no different than wild animals in heat 24/7

Gee, how many times have I read this exact same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
>What's more, those individuals who become interested in a specific human man will masturbate while thinking about that man.
>Regardless of whether they've actually mated with him or not
Niiiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434

TLDR:

> They're Monkeys
> Sex is good
> Women can become them sorta

Could have been done in 3 paragraphs. Though it's not KC that's the problem so much as it is Brolen. If his TLs were any more dry they'd be the Sahara Desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
Been waiting for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277466

My place is at the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
>Hey there mama, you wan sum fuk?
>sploosh

HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
Now try saying this to her >>13272006

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
So they're cheshire-tier pranksters until you fuck them, at which point they might become bearable? Also they're good at monsterizing women due to reasons. Not bad, at least KC put out something decent after the beanbag debacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277455
My only problem is this, and most of the profile really, seem pretty standard. Like, I can imagine most if not all MGs acting like that. It's wonderfully lewd, but not terribly unique sounding.

Most unique bit of their profile seems like the bit about being corrupted by them being a slow, gradual transition from living with them in their communities, which is pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277445
Why would you need to know that, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277479
There's that and the prehensile tail. I wish they'd gone more into the martial art, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277479
Considering the animal, watch they have a scat fetish or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277480
Just curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277406
>>13277402
>>13277412
>>13277426
Congratulations, your maid is thankfull and suprises you with some hot cocoa later on and asks to snuggle with you.

>>13277427
Your maid is confused from the whole ordeal and ends up developing a fetish for tender spanking, tender loving and handholding.

>>13277408
A Krampus finds out what you are doing to your maid, decides to punish you and falls in love with you during your punishment. Enjoy your new waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277457
I don't begrudge the profiles being dry. It is trying to be an encyclopedia after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277485
While I'm not a fan of hot cocoa, I'd try and drink it while snuggling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277374
>>13277374

>Go ahead, boy. Let's see if you have any strength in you.
>Ara? Trying to run? Maybe I should increase the weights. Or maybe you don't want to run.
>You look like I kid who's into the "onee-san" types
>Hmhmhm! You're so light.
>Ara? You want to see them? Fine.
>How are they, hm? Your first breasts?
>They're not as large as a Holstaur's but i'm quite glad you like them.
>Oh! I can feel your dick poking me!
>Mfufu... bear it, bear it. I'll give you something really pleasurable
>Go ahead, stroke that hard thing of yours on my abs
>Shoot all that sticky stuff all over me!
>Ahn! Now that you've had your h'ors deuvre, it's time for me to have the main course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277476
>They are NOT a race that is at all adept at converting human women into monsters, nor do they excel at manipulating mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277485
>A Krampus finds out what you are doing to your maid, decides to punish you and falls in love with you during your punishment. Enjoy your new waifu.
>Implying this is a bad end
>Implying I wasn't a secret Sub the whole time
I get a waifu out of spilt milk, seems like a great net gain to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277484
Uh huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277485
>suprises you with some hot cocoa later on and asks to snuggle with you.
She'll probably find me taking a nap on the couch by the time she makes that hot cocoa. Been feeling sleepy as fuck lately.

Situationals should have more epilogues for the answers, like this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277445
Not all, but some simians do have overt estrus cycles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277485
>Hot chocolate
>Snuggles
This is everything I wanted and more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277495
This is haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277496
>...and yet, it's easy for monsterization to occur
Same sentence you quoted. They don't do it intentionally, but it does happen easily in their presence, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277485
Is it wrong to show excessive love to the maid?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play "sea monster" with a kraken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277496
So you would have to be an incredibly dumb human in order to turn from spending time among the Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277485
>Your maid is confused from the whole ordeal and ends up developing a fetish for tender spanking, tender loving and handholding.
All according to plan, wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277512

>You'll never pretend to be attacked by your kraken daughteru on the bathtub as she wraps her short tentacles around your arms, hugging your neck while going "Grrawr!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277519
Daww. That's incredibly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277502
I never implied that it was a bad ending anon. You simply got a more fitting waifu.

>>13277511
Afcoarse not anon. As she grows up you are expected to show more and more love for your maid, no matter the type of maid. Maids are for loving and tender bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277519
>Suddenly a shadow looms over the two of you
>You both slowly turn around, only to see your Kraken wife standing over you, tentacles primed
>She wraps the two of you in a giant hug, exclaiming RULES OF NATURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277519
>You'll never be out enjoying a day on the lake with your kraken waifu
>Your kraken daughteru will never use her kraken magic to become giant and "attack" the ship
>She will never bang her head on the mast as she's rising out of the water
>You'll never treat her to ice cream while she rubs her head and says she doesn't want to attack ships anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277528
>Afcoarse

Nigga why do you keep fucking mispelling those exact same words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277514
No, the profile says that despite kakuen sucking at controlling their MAMONO MANA, whatever ambient energy they leak is so compatible with humans it's still effective regardless. It's kind of like spreading a cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you have to get on your tiptoes to kiss your waifu because she's so tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
Mist Continent keeps on being the best place in MGE land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277547
It's NotAsia, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277531
>Enjoying a day on the lake with your kraken waifu in a little boat
>Suddenly huge kraken daughteru
>She tries to cling onto the boat, but accidentally pins it to the side
>You're flung into the water so quickly that you fly off in the exact same position you were sitting on the boat moments ago without even having the time to move a muscle
>Daughteru loses her shit
>Glances at the water, then back at her mother back and forth, going all "awawawawa~"
>You resurface seconds later, gasping for oxygen
>Giant Kraken daughteru immediately yanks you into a hug, crying her eyes out while begging you to forgive her, squeezing you tightly
>Kraken waifu laughs at the entire scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277547
It's really giving Zipangu a run for its money now. Might even be winning since KC apparently moved ushi there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277542
You mean she's not the kind to lift you up and kiss you like a parent kissing their child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277548
True, that's standard nip procedure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277542
Feels good to be apart of the six foot master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277540
>if a human crosses a certain line, it's easy to fall as a monkey

Probably letting yourself be a hedonistic slob like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277542
But I'm not a manlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277512
>>13277519
>>13277530
>>13277531
>>13277550
Why are krakens so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277542
>not collecting souls and becoming a giant
Scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277551
>KC apparently moved ushi there too
Huh? When did this happen? I don't keep up with stuff outside the profiles.

>>13277548
Seems like notChina, which makes it a bit surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing Bunny Black
>Getting pretty high in level, so I'm unlocking new allies
>Go to check what the new allies are
>A particular one catches my eye
>Tofu Man
>It's literally a demon made of Tofu
Why is Japan so awesotarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277554
What would that be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277534
I misspelled it as it is an ingrained fault I keep forgetting about.
That said, I only used that word once in my reply chain. So unless you are THAT anon, I suspect that you are mistaking me for somoene else.

Now, be a dear and go help the poor Kikimora that is being bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277569
Oh wow a tofu demon.

Totally wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277569

DAAARRRRRRRR is literally the best thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277569
Pfff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277571

Who is "That an"-- Oh god dammit, she took the kids broom again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277571
That Hellpup's going into the time-out spot.

Without any snacks until her mother picks her up.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this furry or MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277495

What's so haram about it?

It's just a /fit/ Arachne, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277579
MG, but it's a Taur-type so it's cutting it close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277579

About as furry as centaurs and Ushi-Onis. Centaurs and Ushi-Onis are MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277579
That's a game gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277579
>best dog
>still too close to furrydom
I am conflicted...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277570
This is assuming she's the buff kind. She'd scoop you up from below your arms and lift you into the air. Just high enough, for you to give her a proper hug of your own as she pulls you close to return the affection.

I could be mistaking the pose, though. It's like the ending to The Serachers where John Wayne grabs his niece to take her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277579
It feels weird to see a literal half human half dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276752
Draco Centauros is best dragon behind Wurm girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277560
I'd imagine there's a synergistic effect there, especially given that we've been told mamono mana has the ability to monsterize you whether you like it or not.

Can anyone think of why a human woman would be hanging out with a bunch of kakuen though? I'm having trouble of thinking of one outside of research.

>>13277568
>When did this happen?
It was outside of the profiles, can't remember where I heard it. And yeah, all these bestgirls in notCHINA is surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277579

Hate to ask, but source on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never give a MG the taste of The Hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277605

Monster girls do travel outside their native ranges as tourists and such, but as far as I know the ushi-oni has never been said to be anything except a Zipangu native.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277607
Erase tangible space in her vicinity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277612
Yes.

That and being the best sidekick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277605
>Can anyone think of why a human woman would be hanging out with a bunch of kakuen though?
Maybe some that run afoul of the law or had to disappear from civilized regions for whatever other reasons for a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
>You will never be picked on by a Kakuen who steals your back pack everyday at lunch time
>You will never futilely give chase to her every time she does so, only for her to escape with it
>You will never always find it again in your locker, only at the end of the day
>You will never one day find your backpack with a note attached to it that reads:
>"If you want to catch me, you better join the Track Club <3"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
Fuck that, I'm too lazy. I'll just mumble under my breath and keep a better grip on my backpack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
Fuck that, I'd transfer the second I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
I have enacted vengeance for less.

Let the hunt begin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
>Forces you to hunger during lunch time because she wants you to join a goddamn club
>Denying a man his food

I'd be insanely pissed off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
>You join the track club
>She's one of the senior members there
This was all part of her plan, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277636
She takes your backpack, not your lunch.
That'd just be awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P34NyVwMZQ

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons with legs or lamia type tails?

What do you prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277633

>Transfer away because she kept stealing your lunch at school

Imagine if she actually got sad if you did that. Like, really, really sad.

I'm chuckling at the mere thought of her getting depressed over you going away because of her. It feels wrong but funny at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277642
Legs. Anything else is just a flying lamia. I'm looking at you, ryuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277642
Legs all day, every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
>Get exploding ink packets
>Fill backpack with them
>After school go to her home, tell her parents that you're diabetic and you've been getting sick because she's been stealing your food and causing your blood sugar to drop
>Explain the ink packets used to prove guilt
>Threaten legal action
>Demand compensation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
>Bring two lunches
>eat just before lunch
>eat in the cafeteria
>eat large enough to be satisfied until you leave school
>eat off the grounds
>just rape the fucking monkey when her guard is down

SO HARD. So many gayboys in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277643
Still wouldn't give a shit, she is 100% at fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277642
Legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277642
Legs, but only because I have a leg fetish. I'm fine with tails, though. Dem scaly hugs/cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277636
>>13277638
Ha, jokes on her, I was too poor to afford Lunch as a kid! There'd be nothing for her to take!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277606
Google reverse image search provides source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277606
http://exhentai.org/g/751891/540e96d657/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
I never ate lunch during school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277579
At this point I don't even care...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277652

What if pissing you off with her monkey business was the only way she knew how to express her feelings for you?

>>13277665

>She steals your backpack and starts running without looking back
>After a while, she stops, thinking you lost track of her
>Weirdly enough, your backpack seems light, a bit too light
>Curious, she opens it to make sure she didn't drop anything on the way
>Her eyes widen when she sees your backpack
>There's only a couple of books and other school materials
>No lunch, no food, no grub, no nothing
>She runs back to where you were and checks up on you from afar
>You're still sitting there quietly, watching other kids eat their food
>But she sees nothing in your hands
>Her heart breaks as she realizes you didn't even try to chase her, you just sat there, waiting for lunch time to end
>She took from a man who already had nothing

You better get ready to be smothered in hugs and pleads of forgiveness from a teary-eyed Kakuen after class. Would you forgive her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277654
>>13277656
Darling pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277682

Me neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277578
>>13277577
Oh no! The Hellpup refuses to give the broom back and whilst shaking her haid exclaims that the wise lady with white hair who lives across the street told her that men are only good as pets and toys, and shouldn't be listened to!

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277687
>What if pissing you off with her monkey business was the only way she knew how to express her feelings for you?
That's what I was going for, and I failed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277642
Fuck yeah legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277692
>wise lady with white hair
I tell her that she shouldn't listen to crazy cat ladies, cause they'll never find love.

Also, they smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277692

Pick her up by her shirt and take the broom for her as she flails and kicks the air in a futile attempt to free herself.

>>13277697

Not quite, I actually did notice what you were going for, the heart emoticon gave it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277690
>Not caressing your waifu's legs
>not looking deep into her eyes while gently squeezing her thighs
>not embracing her full and feeling her leglock you as you fill her womb with new life

Anti Darling pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277706
>Thinking that leglocks are better than body wraps
>Thinking that leglocks are better than goohugs
Darling pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277687
That sounds like the perfect time for Apologetic cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277625
I've read doujins like this. I love them. Track Team Tomboys a Best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277714

>Talking shit about leglocking

Nigger you fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277642
I'm good with either. What I really look for is wings. Gotta have dem wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277714
U wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277714
>having mommy issues
>having an unbirth fetish
>not liking legs

[Anonymous No.]

That's some monkey business right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277731

Right where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277642
LEGS, ARMS AND WINGS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277728
>having mommy issues
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277740

I think he meant not being hugged enough by your mother as a kid, hence "body wraps".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Shirohebi. I'm okay with this actually!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277700
You convince the Hellpup that the wise lady accros the street isn't actually that wise, but rather a crazy cat lady one shouldn't listen to. The Hellpup returns the broom and later becomes a succesfull rockstar with her debut "Don't listen crazy cat-ladies"

>>13277703
Just as you retrieve the broom and wish to let go the parents of both the children enter the playground and spot you! The Hellpups mother has fire in her eyes, yet the Kikimora's mother seems pleased and you also notice the kikimora's single aunt smiling at you.

Good end or bad end? You decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277474
So is this a monster girl that even Johny Bravo could get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277744
DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Fuck, my middle name starts with a J, does that count and can I have my Jabberwock? I'm scared of the Monster Girl that'd come with the letter of my first name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277756
Pretty much, yeah, Johhny had mad game, if he behaved less like a meathead he'd be swimming in pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277754
And once again, I'm consumed by thoughts of a Kikimora who insist on sharing the same bed as her master to make sure he gets a proper night's rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277744
Meh, if having mommy issues means I'll get them it's ok for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277759
Hellhound? Roper? Chimera? Hornet?

God help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277754

Ignore my surroundings, tell the Hellpup to apologize to the tiny Kikimora before gently letting her down on the ground and telling both of them to go play.

If the Hellpup's mother has the least bit of sapience, she'll let me explain what happened. Then I'll just go home because I was a random stranger anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277766
Chesire.

Both of us even have names that start with Ch.

I'm gonna be bullied by her aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277764
That's nothing to be proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277643
Its a good thing anon, its showing a tsundere how shit she is. Bonus points if he gets together with a girl that he likes and who likes him back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277754
>"For every job that must be done."
>"There is an element of fun~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277773

But she's not even a tsundere, she's more like a rather pesky tomboy, if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277756
>girl that even Johny Bravo could get
Does not exist outside of coma wards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277770
Only if you're little bitch.

Are you a bitch anon? Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277754
>becomes a succesfull rockstar with her debut "Don't listen crazy cat-ladies"
Nailed it.
My dad level is through the roof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277778
If she wasn't tsundere then she wouldn't get sad when he moved away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277756

Isn't Panty head over heels with Johnny already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274943
>Raiden
Yet Luka still gets off on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277784
Nyes.

Please don't bully me too, I'm already going to get enough from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277792
>Luka
That boy ain't right.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Kakuen Witch Doctor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkMYyFZw_jE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277790
>wanting a slut
We've been over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277796
Pffft. I hope it's all you want it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277803

2005 what the fuck are you doing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277807
Nothing wrong with fucking or claiming a slut, purefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276369
>You do realize all three of them included elements of the ears and just basically breaking them through sex
And most if not all smut involves a pussy of some kind. Just because things are similar doesn't mean that they're the same, and if the three girls are so physically similar, it can't be helped. there was enough variation that I didn't even notice at first, which is pretty cool come to think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277811
The lewd monkey witch doctor prescribes you to dance with her Anon.

Now dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277807
Stocking was loads better than Panty, especially considering Panty was flat as fuck.

Too bad Stocking has a weird taste in guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277816

But I don't kno

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277812
>claiming a slut
Enjoy getting cucked.

>>13277819
Also she was evil...I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277809
Do you think there are really people like that out there? People who want to be bullied?

Why would people want to be bullied?

[Anonymous No.]

DO THE MONKEY WITH ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277819
>he doesn't like dfc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277828

I like both.

DFC girls are easily engulfed in a hug, while DCT girls smother me with theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277827
Monkeys are cool now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277828
It's not that I don't like DFC. I'm just saying that when you tally up the score, Stocking has good taste in sweets, some lovable personality, banging tits and she's not a slut.

SO...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277819
That one episode came out of nowhere. It still makes me tear up a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277823
Yeah yeah .

[Anonymous No.]

I like flat girls, tiny girls, big girls, chubby girls, fat girls, girls with big tits; I like every body shape.

Though if I had to give a favorite, it'd be pear-shaped. Really nice hips and ass with a modest chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277845
>Though if I had to give a favorite, it'd be pear-shaped. Really nice hips and ass with a modest chest.

Fucking bingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277789
>Messes with a guy she likes
>Tries to trick/push him into activities where they'll spend time together
>Gets sad when he just disappears
>Tsundere
Wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277845
>Though if I had to give a favorite, it'd be pear-shaped. Really nice hips and ass with a modest chest.
I can only agree with everything in your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277848
Yeah, I think the technical term is "stupid".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277845
>Though if I had to give a favorite, it'd be pear-shaped. Really nice hips and ass with a modest chest
Right on the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277845
That is indeed the Best.
Jun is a master of drawing such perfect ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

MGE will turn 11 in 20 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277845
Excellent taste my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277828
Even Wayne's girlfriend had tits, your post is invalid, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277861
Bullshit. MGE began in 2007. I don't know what month, but it's still no more than 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277866
I didn't know wolfcow tengus were a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>See this
wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277814

You're not allowed to like it faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
Call the cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277887
But Anon, how can you call them if she already tied you to the bed posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
Wish it was a wurm instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277880
Try to stop me, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
Give her a facial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
ask why she has a tiny tiny book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
>WHY?! WHAT GOD DID I OFFEND?? WHY HAVE I BECOME A FURRY!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
As sleep paralysis hallucinations go, this is the best one so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277890
I use the panic button under my pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
wonder how she got in for a few moments then lets get it on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
Ask her what book that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
Grab handlebars.
Violent irrumation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
oh, I must have fallen asleep while browsing mgg
again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277907
She jammed it with Bubblegum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277170
Chaos-poster here, your fury gives me a feeling that I assume is like the warp over taking me, I am glad making a joke about another poster has assisted in causing a flair of anus pain, rivaled only by the legendary shitposter-kun of /a/. I draw closer to apothesis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277920
faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277922
Swallow a pill hidden inside a fake tooth that severely reduces blood flow preventing myself from getting a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277927

I couldn't care less if you posted a reaction image and didn't delete it. I'm just annoyed by these arguments we have every second thread because one anon posted 5 images in quick succession

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277880
No, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277932
Then she waits until the pill wears off. She's got all day. And night. And forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
Ask her to read her poetry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277892

I'm not your nerd, guy, and i'm still saying you're not allowed to like it. Thread law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277949
Cyanide pill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277952
She has a Lich friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277952
Do you have a whole pharmacy in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277953

FOXDIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277847
>>13277851
>>13277858
>>13277862
What's a shame is most women actively hate it when they have a hips or butt and instead wish they had fat tits instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277866
I'd give that Awoo puppies.
God help us when we need to buy new bra's though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277952
You can't just change the pill. We aren't playing tag with your anti-tag force field, you cheating faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277951
I'm not your guy, buddy, and call the thread police, I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277956
Don't you get it Anon? You can't escape her. She has you now. You are hers. Just accept it, why fight it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277961
That because tits are where it's at.

Sin tetas no hay paraiso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277969

>why fight it?

Sundowner please, I got a Cobra Unit microbomb. I die, I go fucking kablooie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277971
She clones you out of your dna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277953
Keep a lich friend in cases like this. Alternatively, >>13277956.

>>13277955
Always stay one step ahead of your enemy.

>>13277966
You say that like I don't use a few fake teeth to keep multiple tools inside them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277974

>Clones
>Having souls

Hah, good riddance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277974
That clone wouldn't be me and it wouldn't even have a soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277980
Hate to tell you but you don't have a soul. Souls don't exist. *Tips Fedora*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277985
>*Tips Fedora*
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277982
You too. See here: >>13277985

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277985

If she clones me, she'll clone the FOXDIE retrovirus too. If she manages to also recover my memories, and consequently how to get my hands on another microbomb.

Touché.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277982
You know you die and wake up every morning as a different person with the same memories thinking you're the original, a Clone would be no different

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277985
>>13277989
B-but muh MGE lore.

Anyway, if she tried to clone me she'd have to wait over 20 years for my clone to develop into what I am/was before killing myself. And simply for being a clone he already wouldn't be the same as me.

Check and mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277967

I'm not your buddy, friend, and i've already given the thread police your address and name. They'll be there in forty kekels of a shekel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277996
But she can try to put you through the same experiences to see if it's possible to recreate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277992
I never played Metal Gear Solid because I'm not a huge nerd. I'll take your word on it.

>>13277996
No he would be a you that she raised herself. She would be a better you. Tailored to her exact specifications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278000
She can try, but it'll never work.

>And simply for being a clone he already wouldn't be the same as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277994

If I died everyday and somebody else thought they were me, who am I still here? Why am I still conscient and aware that I'm me, sitting right here on this chair typing this to you right now? If the real "me" died and another took my place, I wouldn't be him. I'd be dead, watching him live the life I was supposed to be living from the realm of souls.

Besides, if my body died and got replaced, the horrible body pains I get everyday would vanish along with my old body, since there'd be a brand new person with a brand new body in my place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278005
He not she*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278005
It can't be a "better me" when it isn't even me in first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278005

I honestly don't know if FOXDIE can be cloned. I'm just fucking around.

[Anonymous No.]

Oneesans are love, Oneesans are life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278015

It can be if it turns out to be better at doing anything you ever did in your life. Effectively becoming a better "you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278023
But it still isn't me. By that logic many people in this world would also be a better you.

>he would be a better you
For her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278027

Well then, it turns out to be a better person than you, which means it'll be a better "you" as a human being, since it's there to replace you in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278021
Go ahead, ask your mother's litter of Hellhound Onee-sans how to have sex.

See what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278015
Because it's still a replica of you with a different personality and experiences. She would have to accept this as her second prize after you suicidally ran yourself into an explosive end.

>>13278020
I don't think it's physically possible unless FOXDIE infects every single cell in your body. Otherwise there should be enough genetic material to clone you FOXDIE free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278021
God what a garbage fucking series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278030
I can live with that, especially when 20 years from now on he wouldn't even be able to replace me when everyone who knew me is aware I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278035

Nothing because i'll have sprayed enough WD-40 on my dick to turn it into solid chrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278038

Stratos was so fucking irritating it's funny. How could they waste such good characters like Charlotte and Laura with such a shit plot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278021
>ichika being forward

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278035
A-At least they won't be bullying me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278021
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278040
Oh they would know about the cloning and be a party to it. After the loss of you blowing yourself up they would give themselves over completely to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278049
Do not lie to me on these 4chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278044
They were all fucking garbage anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Monstergirls be able to fix a man with anger issues or sadistic urges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278053
Hard mode: no mana bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278053
You don't "fix" these things, you embrace them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278051
Sure the tragic loss of you in your explosive demise would mean your friends and family would come every few years to few weeks to check on your clone. Some even to help guide the clone to a personality like yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278053
Slime girls for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278053
>>13278057
A monstergirl skilled in frontal-lobe lobotomy's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278053
Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278053
A yeti would cuddle the anger out of you. Nah, man. I don't know. Probably have to get someone stronger than you that can take it and not hold a grudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278053

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278059

>Your spirit haunts your clone and possesses him
>Nobody notices
>They guide the clone to be just like you until he leaves the tube as a full grown man
>He's just like you, except for the fact that your restless spirit is now sharing the same body with him
>You both get into fights all the time with yourselves, and your body shows it to everyone around you
>They start thinking you have the multiple personality disorder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278053
Zero.

Monsters just want an easy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277845
I would tease the fuck out of Tamamo.

[Anonymous No.]

>The earliest folktales of oni generally described them as benevolent creatures able to ward off evil and punish the wicked, but over time, oni began to be seen as cruel, malevolent creatures, content only to destroy.

I bet the paladins did this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278067

This would mostly likely work with me. I can't bring myself to hurt yetis no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278077
She'd use her mofu beam on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278072
H*ck no, not this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278079
How about you go about your business before you get yourself sued, citizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278075
Can you have DID if it's just two identities exactly the same as the other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278082
>H*ck

Please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278079
Whatever you say traitor-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278081
I'm immune to attacks from small children.

I would just push her over and hold her in place while I tickle her feet, poke her ribs and give her raspberries until she cries laughing, at the end of which I would cuddle her and laugh as she recovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278089
Swearing is against the rules you ding*s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278088

Well, there's you, who's pissed off and doesn't want no clone taking your place in your family, and then there's the clone's soul, who wants you to fuck off because there's not enough space inside the body for both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278053
Aphrodisiacs.

Ragefucking everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278092
Anon did you play MGQ?
>>13278095
You remind me of the Gendo Ikari trip from years ago on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278089
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278095
>>13278101
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278081
Then I will counter with Head Pat, a secret technique specially prepared for lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278100
I played all three parts, and I know for a fact that I could pull it off.

She knows not the tickle hell that awaits her if she tries to step to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278082
White knight pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278101
It's Easter and God doesn't exist. All is right with the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278080
Good man. They are just too sweet to hurt.

>>13278100
>Gendo tripfag
Oh god. I remember him. I'm pretty sure he was straight up high 100% of the time with some of the shit he said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278103
3 months in the Cubes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278113
God Dredd was such a fucking goddamn twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278113

YOOBEDRAYEDDUHLAHW

LAAAAAAAAHHHWW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278088
Not entirely the same, there will always be key differences. For example, you're an ass man and your clone is a breast man.
And you have schizophrenic arguments with yourself in public.
>"Tits are just fake asses! Fuck you faggot, tits are amazing! Fight me you piece of shit!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278118
It's kind of an amusing take on what happens when the letter of the law is enforced to its extremes rather than following the spirit of the law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278111

Guess I'll use my anger to maul whoever hurts muh Yetis instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278092

>Tamamo
>x000 years old
>one of the original monster girls, mother of all kitsunes
>child

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278113
Not 3 months in the Mofusphere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278129
>Stuck in her child form
>Acts like a selfish 6 year old most of the time
>Is the laziest motherfucker around
Yeah, sounds like a child to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278129
She's a loli anon. That anon may be underestimating her but in loli form, hair ruffles are her true weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a dominant Monster Girl break a Proud Dominant Human Boy to be loving, kind and gentle instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278120
If you're having physical fights in public then it's still not DID because you wouldn't be having a seperation of personalities. It would be a haunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278133
>Is the laziest motherfucker around
More than Alma? Get the fuck outa here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278133
So the question becomes, would you be okay with her loli appearance, if she acted her age?

Would you be okay with a busty adult who acted like a complete child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278137
Oh yeah, we REALLY need more femdom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278137

I want to see a grumpy motherfucker break a dominant Monstergirl into being insecure and just by giving her the angry Dredd groan and then moving on with his business whenever she approaches him, completely ignoring her toughgirl attempts at hooking up with him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278143
Tamamo just lazes around her village shrine eating Tofu.

Alma spent a good few months preventing sea travel by causing a giant storm, and is said in the lore to regularly go around raping people.

>>13278147
That's the majority of real women, so I have to be ok with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278137
slap.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278137
Anon, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278151
>King Grump Alp delusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278137
>2 doms
>Anything but a recipe for disaster
Yeah, that's not how that works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278137
>>13278160
And with "no" I mean don't start another shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278137

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278163
who the fuck is king grump alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278149
>>13278159
>>13278160
>>13278164
>>13278165
>>13278171
>People talk about how they want to break a Proud Monster Girl into a kind loving girl
>"OMG, so kawaii! I love it!"

>Talk about a Monster Girl breaking a Proud Human Boy into a kind loving boy
>"Wow fuck off, what's wrong with you? You sick bastard."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278163
That's really not that much worse than >>13278137.

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/4052248
Elves are for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278174
>lowqualitybait.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278133
>acts like a selfish six year old
I never saw this.
>>13278156
Tamamo only acted when needed, mostly due to having all kinds of kitsune plans in place.

She was one of the few MGs that was actually kind of nice to Luka from the start. Later on she'd tease him, but it was always playful. Her bangin' tight body is just a bonus.

>>13278171
I've never understood this yes/no pillow shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278156
Ilias help to poor saps who leave their hometown to go adventuring only to run into Alma the Smugcubus in their first week.

There's no such thing as level scaling in the world of MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278173
He is the king of being grumpy and also an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278174
>"OMG, so kawaii! I love it!"
Yep, that totally happens, you nailed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278174
Mindbreak of any kind is shit,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278178
>Pointing out blatant hypocrisy is baiting
Does anyone in this thread know what bait means?

>>13278182
Just a thread or two ago an Anon talked about wanting to do it with a Dragon, and it got a murmur of agreement with only one person saying otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278181
So people can't be grumpy anymore without being related to alps? You people been making more buzzwords again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278174
I'm a femdomfag and while I agree, we all know this isn't going to end well because maledomfags will bitch and I don't want another shitstorm, so better drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278188
>>13278174
>>13278137

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278190

The fire is already rising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278192
He has a point though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278190
>Muh boogeymen
Right, you guys would never bitch out of nowhere.

Oh please Grand Master, teach me your ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278100
>You remind me of the Gendo Ikari trip from years ago on /a/.
I don't know if I should feel honored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278189
It's actually a person admitted to being a grumpy alp. Check the archive, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Monstergirls leave a man alone if he turned out to have terminal illness and his last wish would be to spend his last days in peace without getting assaulted and raped on the streets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278195
It's still inflammatory and an old as fuck argument.

Pointing it out now will do nothing but cause a shit storm, so yes it's bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278188
>Just a thread or two ago an Anon talked about wanting to do it with a Dragon

And you think this isn't an exception to the rule, because..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278195
Not really, people put a shitstorm up both ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278202
But Mamono Magic can Cure him. Trust the big Ushi-Oni, she's a Doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278179
They're magic pillows, that when pointed at the target, will make them aroused or disinterested, depending on which side is pointed at them. Yes makes sex happen, no, well, you get the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278201

I've been here longer than you think, but I usually ignore arguments in these threads. I saw this grump alp name flying around alot, but people keep mentioning it, so I finally asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278201
That was you motherfuckers.

Faggots constantly calling me an alp for stupid fucking reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278202
No dick left behind anon. Hi sonly hope is to fuck off to a warded bunker somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278207
But Anon, pointing the no side at someone else points the yes side at you. Is this like flipping a coin to decide who rapes who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278188
>wanting to do it with a Dragon
Who doesn't want to fuck a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278214
Calm down King Grump Alp, nobody blames you for being in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
>N
Which?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278204
>Th-That's an exception!
So you admit it's hypocritical and that, if we can have people allowed to want to break waifus into being more obedient and kinder than they originally were, then we can also want Monster Girls who will break human boys into being more obedient and kinder than they originally were?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278202
Either cured or turned into an undead incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

So. Am I the only one who would pass up standard monster girls, for straight up scholarly ones?

> talking philosophy with your waifu around the fireplace.

>going to dinner parties with your waifu as she talks about her latest thesis

>Seeing your waifu in literary or science magazines

> Your waifu still acting loving and gentle to you, not being your master or your slave

It hurts not having this .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277438
About 5-6?
Normal, CCC, Goddess, Swimsuit, Casual, bride/wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278211
Well you have a rare chance to see the man himself. Here :>>13278214

>>13278214
Calm down King Grump Alp. Cmere. I want to give you a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278206
>ushi oni

HAHA!. No.

>inb4 they're sweet girls

I don't care if the magically drip form cupid's cunt inside of a chocolate egg, TO HELL WITH USHI ONI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278222
please don't break people

people dont like to be broken

>>13278220
>>13278228

pleease be nice to others

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278232
King Grump Alp isn't nice to anyone, he brings this upon himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278222
Don't put words in my mouth you shit, don't pretend 90% of the shit here is femdom.

And you have to gall to whine, unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278229

Geez what an angry nigra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278203
I agree that it looks like bait, but it doesn't make it less true.

>>13278205
I don't remember a shitstorm last night with the greentext about the smug girls. I didn't like it at all for example and some more people, not many, were complaining but there wasn't a shitstorm.

>>13278221
Nekomata
Nereid
Nightmare
Nureonago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278226
My waifu is a Crow Tengu, so you're not really alone on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278232
I just want to give him a hug. What's so wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278216
The user remains unaffected so long as they hold the pillow. Intent also counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278234
Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278236
>isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278226
As pretentious as it sounds, I wish I was smart enough to keep up with a lass that scholarly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278234
Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278229
do not be racist , people of the sam especies dont act all the same

>>13278237
dont be racism

>>13278234
>>13278244
i said be nice to others please??

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278232
>>13278254
You see this shit? >>13278246 >>13278252

This is what he does, and it's why we treat him like the Grumpy little Alp he is.

Though it would seem we have an imposter on our hands, that or Queen Grump Alp is out with her husband tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278254
What the fuck are you even doing?

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278229
>TO HELL WITH USHI ONI.

Well yeah. Why do you think they're obsessed with digging holes using your pelvis? They're just trying to take you to see their parents before proposing to you with a wedding collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278226
I want an Anubis Waifu with a shared interest in Aerospace Engineering.

>It hurts not having this.
Yes. Yes it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278254

The fuck is with this guy? Who is him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278254
>Being this much of a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Imp familiar to help you with your Demon Cultists activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278239
>Nekomata
If she look a bit more mature, that'd be really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278258
dont be rude

>>13278261
i dont know but people keep calling him "king grunpy anon "

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278257
>>13278246

This entire quarrel is pretty fucking stupid, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278257
>Alp
>Her "Husband"
So what you're telling me is that they were men, caught teh gay, alped out and then both of them married another alp so they're STILL gay? Man, that's heavy. Are they just too hipster to be straight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278257
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278254
Who does this fuccboi think he is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278263
but im not a gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278267
King Grump Alp is his name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278267

Is this your first day here, kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278259
>wedding collar

Are you trying to burn everything to the ground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278267
Do you not speak English as your first language, or are you just fucking retarded?

Because I'm having trouble deciding which it is at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278281
>>13278278
holy heck i dont have mental problems nor am i below 18 years so stop this slander

[Anonymous No.]

The rate at which these threads get derailed since Janitor's departure are amazing. It's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278280

Only insecure faggots like Inari would refuse a collar from someone they loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278286
>Only insecure faggots
Nice bait brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278277
sorry my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278285
We really need a new Janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278284
This is a troll. Probably King Grump Alp is a boogeyman with a different angle. A better angle but shit all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278286
Well put me in a tutu and call me charlotte because "wedding" collars are garbage and I wish a hooligan would take a crowbar to your shin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278293
Hey, we have one that deletes antisemitism comments, isn't that good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278294
im here to talk about the monster girls

stop being mean
to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278297
Jews are for gassing, not protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278297
Yep, doesn't seem biased at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278297
Oy vey, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278298

You sound like either child or a girl

You're good at setting up your bait, dude. Almost fell for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278285
What's the name of that show, where the black guy goes to get pizza and when he comes back everything is on fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278298
Then talk about them. I'm not stopping you.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let her hug you?

[Anonymous No.]

>King Grump Alp
>more boogeymanning
>that one guy is getting upset over collars again
Someone put this shitshow out of its misery already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278308

Hamburger Hill.

>>13278310

Sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278310
No.

She can suck my dick though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278307
i legatamately dont know what youre talking about

>>13278309
im not good at starting conversations so im waiting for others to do it sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278310
Is it a trap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278308
Community?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278297

You mean deletes /pol/ crossboard shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278310
Yes, but >>13278315 makes a good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278310
No, she's scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278312
>getting upset at the fish
>not the bait
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278316
>legatamately

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278310
yes ! hugs are nice !

>>13278319
donald glober is a bad comedian and a worse rapper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278310
I fail to see why not.

>>13278298
>>13278284
>>13278276
>>13278267
>>13278254
>>13278316

This is a whole new level of pretending to be retarded, holy shit.

>>13278320
Except there will be an entire /pol/ tier argument going on and the Janitor will only delete the stuff talking shit about Jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278319
That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278318
Does this look like a trap anon?

>>13278326
That's the spirit. 6 arms=the best hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278312
He admits to being here not even 20 posts above yours yet you refuse to believe he exists. You're a grade A ignoramous as my crackle barrel games would say.

[Anonymous No.]

This is exactly why writefags and drawfags are leaving these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278330
>6 arms
Best for hugging and holding hands with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278327
youre being so fucking rude to me i did nothing to you

and sorry for not meeting your standards for inteligence??

>>13278330
im scared she might hug me too hard tho but she looks like a nice girl! so im sure shed be carefull!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278333
But I'm a writefag and these shitstorms are some of the funniest things I see all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278333
Well, fuck 'em.
They can rot in #tailpussy for all I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278338

>If they leave they're going over to #tailpussy

w0t

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278341
Hey, we have it pretty good here. Nice plesant conversations, and no shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278341
>what is hyperbole
I can't wait for you fucking kids to get back to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278341
If they're #tailpussy with out an audience then they're just #pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278333

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278310
Nah.
Off to go find a cuter harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278345

That is the most broad and retarded use of hyperbole I've ever seen. Fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278345
>Hyperbole
You only went through the general education courses, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

> Fuck people who give us OC!
> Fuck KC!
> Fuck Crabman!

So you admit that you're only here to bitch and shitpost then. Because after you take those out there's no other source of OC for these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278349
If you find a gandharva feel free to send her my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278357
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278334
I'm sure they're pretty good at other things, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278357
If you think we're bad, go take a look at any other MG community out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278357
So what do you want us to do after they left us? Build a shrine to them so that they may once again grace us with their presence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278365

We're like capitalism. We're the least worst out of all choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278357
are you talking to me :?

i think kc's writing skills are pretty bad but he draws pretty drawings

and i like emg

and people from here also make good storyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278366
Well I'd make some sacrifices for Loen's return...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278365
>>13278370
You know, this thread constantly says "We're the best, everyone else is shit!" yet constantly has shitstorms and argues about inane shit, and drives the content producers away.

I think it's reaching delusional levels to think we're some holy land amongst Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278357
>I'm here to bitch at you, for bitching at each other, for bitching at KC, fo rbitching about MGE,for bitching about mnstergirls

5meta7me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278376

Remember when we had threads on /a/? Things were much calmer there. Sure, shitstorms were present, but people went along better than now back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278370

Not really. I'd much rather take Reddit's normality, the MGE wiki's RP'ing, and/or /monster/'s bullshit then sift through another 1000+ posts reported thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278376
Looks like we've got a Randian among us. We're constantly driving the producers away. What will we do without the producers? Not have new producers but be in a glut of lacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278377
Did someone say Meta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278395
the dark knight rises

[Anonymous No.]

We need to be nuked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278179

http://pururin.com/view/5628/04/fire-loveblem_5.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278404
lets talk about the monster girls !

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278404
Because that will solve our problems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278395
Fuckin' nerfed him they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278407
Would you use you slime waifu as a container? Like, stuffing things in plastic bags and just shoving them in her? Would she mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278376
Any MG community that touches the MGE is like that.

Just a matter of what kind of autism you're able to tolerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278424
we should hold the same together!

but if i was really tired id ask her if she wouldent mind holding it for me

itd look weird too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278424
She has temperature regulation so she would keep them fresh as needed. I don't think she would mind because she has a utilitarian mindset herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278427
Do you know what a shift-key is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278426
>Just a matter of what kind of autism you're able to tolerate.
Well it sure as hell ain't this kind

Why can't a few Anons go out and try to find their own Holy Land? This place is fucking Britain, we need to be the Mayflower or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278395
>>13278409
Delete please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278430
of course im studyin computer science

whats your point ? and what do yuo think of >>13278424 ? would you "use" your slimegirl wife for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278424
Seems like a weird thing to do. Definitely not a thing I'd do for food, but maybe as the situation required it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277642

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278427
Uh, just how are you holding things?

>>13278428
You'd use her to store food primarily? Good thing slimes are edible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278435
>studyin computer science
Sure you do.
Well then, I suggest using it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278439
slime girls can solidify certain parts of there bodies right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278435
I think he meant to say is that you seem to be retarded. How's Comp Sci 101 going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278444
Well, solid enough that they hold shape, but they ARE gel like creatures. I don't know if they can go armor mode honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278439
She could store food as a primary but also beverages needed to but in a cool place like beer and wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278446
that actually hurt my feels

and i have my first test tomorrow, thanks for asking

>>13278452
are slimes cold ? (not in the metaphysical sence)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278452
Would she be able to store alcohol inside herself without absorbing it, and changing the taste and potency?

>Dark Slime Whiskey

TURN YOU INTO FUCKING JACK RAKAN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278454
Slimes are temperature regulated so they can be extremely cold as long as they're not freezing and extremely hot as long as they're not boiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278454
Indeed? So, since you seem to have trouble using the shift-key I shouldn't ask you what MVC is quite yet, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278462
They can make pockets of anything. If you want to eat some of her alcohol tainted slime you would have to have her partially absorb it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278462
Alcoholic Party Animal Barometz when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278477
Powerade and Vodka is pretty tasty I will say.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278477
I'm still waiting for the monster energy drink one
The pun is too perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278477
>vodkametz
crazy girl with a thick russian accent

>beerometz
accent depends on what beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278485
>>13278483
:?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278483

Anon...? Anon, respond.

ANON, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?!

ANON, REPORT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278477
>bouncing, drunk MG who weighs god knows how much
>contact with her juice, even though the pores gets you drunk and horny instantly

There is absolutely no way this can end badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278489
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278495
>>13278495
>>13278495
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278495
which monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278472
Now I want to stuff each slime's juice inside cuts of steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278499
witch munstar gurl??? pls respund...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278497
>>13278499
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278499
is the most racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13274196
Late as fuck, but there are monstergirls who would find scars manly, r-right? Because I'm covered in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278477
>"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHICH ONE OF YOU STUDS WANTS TO GET WASTED?!"

Wildest MGC College party ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278504
no no

which monster girl >>13278485

[Anonymous No.]

Lava Golems are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278483
>>13278499
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck let the retards in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278507
witch monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278512

This place is lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278507
A Barometz, i thought that was obvious considering who i was quoting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278515
pls answer me question

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278507
http://pichost.me/1903943/
Barometz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278512
I think half of us are actually retarded and the other half are pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278507
Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278512
Dave from accounting, it was his turn to stand watch. Should have known better. He's probably getting raped by a pack of hellhounds right now, or alps, either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278515
Pretending to be retarded.
>>13278522
Actually retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278519
Things are darkest before dawn, or so they say.
>>13278528
I can't even tell anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278533
Had it up to here with Dave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278533
>getting raped by alps

Is he a fat fuck with a heart condition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278533
Do alps come in packs now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278533
You fucking let Dave watch the front?
The same Dave that whipped his dick out in front of the boss at last years Christmas party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278545
>>13278540

ALL HAIL THE RIGHTEOUS DAAAVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278545
>Christmas party
They always go south, that's why I'm always "sick" when that shit comes around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278505
Define "covered"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278547
Get off the PC Dave, we don't want a repeat of monday...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278534
>>13278529
>>13278525
>>13278521
sorry i should of paid more attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278556
oh god is it dieing>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278556

You're a troll from #tailpussy, aren't you? I had my suspicions earlier but you're blowing your cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278556
Dude, what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278556

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278559
no i dont like being with degenerates

from the few screenshots ive seen here they look like bad people

>>13278567
i used to like this tumbler meme years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278559
Must be at least two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278557
Isn't it your bedtime by now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278525
Maybe if we pretend to be dead for a while IRC will get bored and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278574
No, i work at night time so my day is just starting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278577
>IRC
No wonder they were so good at being retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278580
I think he meant to ask does your spelling start at the present moment in time because it wasn't previously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278573
>>13278577

please do not associate me with them

for real my friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278577
>pretend
I don't wanna just pretend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278585
Oh, i thought he was implying i was a child because i messed up and spelt dying wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278591
Go throw yourself off a tall cliff and you can be the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278594
He probably was implying that but I was just softening the blow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278595
I've still got some shit to finish though, so it'll be a few years before I'm free to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

All of you need to chill
Take a load off
Relax
Party with some lustful Lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Name begins with W

>Werebat
>Werecat
>Wererabbit
>Weresheep
>Werewolf
>Wight
>Will-o-Wisp
>Witch
>Wurm
>Wyvern

That's a lot more than I expected. I think I'm going to pick Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278606

I can't party. I'm sick.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monsters would work a Landscaper job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278603
Bullshit. Most of that stuff is superfluous and unneeded. You should work it down to a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278551
Face, chest, back, one arm, one leg, hip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276527
Kejourou Onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278608
Partying will cure it. Now just give in and join them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278606
>http://pichost.me/1903943/
>Barometz

is this better

i took some "artistic liberties" haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278608
Hope you feel better, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278612
Giant Ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278620
I think you misquoted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278625
yeah sorry...

>>13278567>>13278560
>>13278557

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278615
Got a uni course I payed for, and I'll be damned if I don't follow through if I bothered to pay for it. That and I still have stories I need to finish writing I like to finish what I start, it's a matter of pride. I'll drop off once I've nothing left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278625
He's a retard anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is the doted upon husband of a cruel black dragon despot
>Anon is viewed as just a trophy husband by most, especially considering how protective the dragon is of him
>Anon is kidnapped one day
>Anon fights his way out of captivity, but gets beat up a fair bit in the process
>He begins the march home, but runs into his waifu about halfway back
>She's standing in the middle of the road with her hands on her hips and a grin on her face
"You know, I'd have expected you to have destroyed half the countryside by now, did you set this up?"
>"I didn't, no, this was that Apophis' doing. And you're right, under normal circumstances, I would have, but what kind of wife would I be if I didn't let my husband feel big and strong from time to time?"
"You were watching the entire time, huh? I was never in any real danger, was I?"
>"Maybe, maybe not, but the important thing is that you managed to not only free yourself, you killed two of the four men that had taken you. I'd expect no less of my husband"
"I killed three of them, thank you very much"
>"My, well aren't you strong? Come on, show me how strong you really are"
>Anon's injuries stopped him from giving his all that night, but the sex was wonderful nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278620
I don't love it. Seriously, what's wrong, you haven't had this problem before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278618
I think it'd be best if I stayed at home and slept.

>>13278622
Thanks mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278631
(You)

im not a retard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278634
>you haven't had this problem before
Who are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278631
I can see that, Ann Frank.

>>13278635
If you want to be a pussy and miss out on some navel licking, drinking, and cuddlefucking....
Then I guess it's your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>No one is certain what causes a dire creature to be born. Some druids maintain that Nature creates dire creatures as a direct response to some environmental threat, or as an adaptation to the magic and monsters that share the world with her creations. Others insist that, rather than an evolutionary step forward, dire creatures are a regression to more savage and prehistoric days. The majority of druids are not in the habit of questioning or explaining Nature’s motives, however, and simply state that dire creatures exist and that is all that need be known.

How do you think 'Dire' monster girls are made/born Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278634
??? what do you mean

>>13278633
i would NOT be with any evil woman (like the black sabbath song haha)

unless she was a big sweetheardt withme, then id try to show her the light or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278630
Then you're not just pretending to be dead or even the real thing. You're living life to the fullest so good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck black sabath covered it actually

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Woman_%28Crow_song%29

im a fucking retart SORRY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278634
I don't think he's the guy that usually does it, there's normally more effort put into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278634
>>13278642
>>13278656
wait is it cuz i didnt add some cool looking sunglasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278642
The one who made pizzametz, chocometz and others, if that is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278650
>You're living life to the fullest
Nice joke. I want a neet undead girl to snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278646
Well, when a monster girl and an anon love each other very much...

Or maybe its just the MG that does the loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278646
Hit by creatine rays from space.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278665
Someday you will look back on this time and realize I was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278643
My life's mostly composed of missing opportunities, so there wouldn't be much to regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278646
When a mg doesn't receive dickings or love until they're 25 they can invest points into one of two skill trees.
One tree is that of the Kurisimasu Keiki
The other option is dire something or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278678
Sounds like there is a lot to regret to me.
You're missing out on so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278646
Extra hard sex.

Like, Ushi-Oni through the floor times ten

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278676
We're busy ignoring either the worst troll in the world, or a literal retard that somehow found its way here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278677
>I'll look back on today and realize that I was living life to the fullest
>Meaning that the time in which I look back, my life is more empty than it is now.
I'm really needing that kawaii zombie right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278688
holy heck im not a troll

im trying to make you guys happy but your lifes are so full of gloom you seem to be unable to accept my gifts

its honestly makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278677
Death takes all cares away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278663
Yeah, but I didn't make
>>13278556 and >>13278620, if that's what you're asking.

Anyways, have some eye cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278692
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278694
Fuck off Chris-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278699
>Uns Uns Uns Uns Uns Uns Uns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278703
do not compare me to that kid

i dont know why i keep being called a troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278699
So you have returned.
Can you do a fruit punch flavor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278707

Because everybody knows you're baiting.

NOW PREPARE TO DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278712
fuck off dude

i try to be nice but it gets
tiring that you keep bringing words like "bait" and "troll" when referring to me

im here to talk about the monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278708
>returned
I've always been here, who do you think made the dumb recolours?

>Can you do a fruit punch flavor?
Alright, but then I'm off to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278694
Maybe if your gifts were wrapped in proper capitalization and punctuation we would be more willing to open the presents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278633
What a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278699
See, THIS is the guy I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278717
thats silly

youre a silly billy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278716
Thank you.
You are a good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278646
Radiation from a meteorite that hit earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278721
And you're a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278715
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278726
are you feeling so self important that you think everyone else is out to get you so you resort to calling them a troll ?

im not trying to make people angryy, on the contrary, actually

but i guess you re gonna keep burying your head in the sand wanting to believe whatever you want to believe

im sorry for your loss

[Anonymous No.]

This is fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278699
Finally, my dream is complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278736
well fuck you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278730
Nice meme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278736
I agree, this is the best troll I've seen in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278739

>shittalking people who have nothing to do with the argument

Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278741
I wouldn't say best. He's mediocre. He has yet to make me angry or laugh. Just a general annoyance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278747
I'm saying he's the best in terms of providing entertainment.

It's not often you find someone who's this good at acting retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278741
>>13278747
>>13278751
what the heck happened to the internet that all children think any joke is trolling and an attempt at making them angry (????)

this is saddening god darn it

>>13278736
at least i made ONE person happy today

>>13278739 isnt me btw

[Anonymous No.]

also i hate talking about myself

pls keep talking about the monster girls and do not call me a troll

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people who think this is a good troll

[Anonymous No.]

Call me paranoid, but what if the 'troll' and the anon replying to the supposed troll were the same person. Or maybe some sort of organized group, trying to make people think there were multiple posters with separate agendas but really it was one unseen force all along. What do they want from us? Why go to all this elaborate trickery?

Also Rach-nee has great stonking tits, that is all.

[Anonymous No.]

Should we rename this thread "Trolling General"?

Cause it's a hell of a lot more appropriate than "Monster Girl Thread", whatever that even means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278758
I blame #tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to convince a dire alp to sit in my lap, her arguing that she's too big until I wear her down and she sits in my lap, her face a brilliant crimson blush before I start fondling her pointed ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278753
Don't you have school tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278753
in response to you this is national no puncuation or capitalization day

for the next 25 hours I wont capatilize punctuate or fuck it even spell properly if i don't feel like it

lets see how far the thread descends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278758
>>13278762
What if it's Bob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278766
Well if that were the case then he really would be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278758
the simple fact you think im trolling makes you paranoid

you can only take my word for it but im not pretending to be multiple people

>>13278757
this isnt a good troll because im not trolling in first place
dont use reaction pics or greentexting here btw

>>13278761
i agree. we should keep talking about the monster girls gosh

>>13278762
terrible place full of terrible people

>>13278765
your post is shit not because you didnt use proper grammar but the content is bad

talk about the monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278762
>>13278766
That's just what they want you to think we need to go bigger. It matters not who they are, what matters is their plan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278773
fine lets talk about slime girls

why are they so great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278776
Drive people away from the thread to their new website?

Though that plan already came through here a few weeks ago.

Maybe they're trying again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278723
Eh, more like barely acceptable, but I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278776
i want to talk about the monster girls but these guys keep thinking im out to get them

its really frustrating

also im not good at starting conversations! if youre wondering why i havent been talking about the monster girls these last few posts

>>13278779
i remember laying on one of those beds made for astronauts or something, i dont really rmemeber. it was so comfortable my head hurt a bit (seriously)

hugging and laying on a slime girl would probably feel like that, without the headache

theyre cool (insert thumbs up here)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276869
I find myself agreeing with you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278758
I want to kiss her navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276811
that picture is weird. Her head is to small and that shawl makes it look like she's wearing a bag with a face painted on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278776
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, THEY GOT THEMSELVES CAUGHT

WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF THEIR MASTER PLAN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278784
astronaut beds are inflatable mattresses

actions should be done by *inserting them in asterisks*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278792
*Unsheathes fedora while unzipping dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278792
sticky things are disgusting but slime girls are very ok!

>>13278699
what do u think of my edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278790
to bring this thread down...WITH NO SURVIVORS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278773
I put 'troll' in parenthesis because I do not believe it to be as simple as that. You and your comrades are puppets putting on a show while a mastermind works and evil scheme upon this thread and the inhabitants within.

>>13278786
But anon what if there's a cobweb.

>>13278790
I couldn't help myself, bane is the hero this thread needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278798
>what do u think of my edit
I think I'm having a stroke, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278783
Now that's a party in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278790
To fly a plane into the Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278798
HOLY FUCK THAT'S HARD TO LOOK AT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278797
sir you would need at least 5 hands for that to worlk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278802
sorry to ruin your fantasies but there is no "evil scheme" here

heck i dont even know anyone here personally (maybe for the better9

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278805
How many of those Alps will be Survivors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278804
That's what I said...to her.

I will be taking my comedy now, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

This guy is like an infinitely shittier version of Snoop Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278802
>cobweb?
Why would there be? And if there were I'd brush it aside and proceed to kiss her navel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278812
*comedy award

Yep, off to bed I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278812
I'd say "don't leave", but you do have your own things to do
Till later, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278811
King Grump Alp will survive, but he will never be the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278805
Post of the century

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278786
I want to crush her with a giant newspaper.
Like a GGG sized one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278817
Right.

Don't lose hope people, things can only get better...I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278819
Does she need some tender cuddles and healing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278827
>She
Don't let KGA hear you say that, or he'll flip out worse than Mr. Garrison and run off into the mountains screaming how he isn't a faggot/Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278826
There's always hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278820
>Tenderly Snu-Snued by a room full of onis
Lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278820
>>13278841

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JQU6QA-Dsc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278841
They're big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278830
Sounds like she needs some cuddles and hugs! I'll hold her tightly and promise to never let go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278848
Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278843
There's no reason to run. I want this. I'll let every girl take her turn until they're all happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278851
Found King Grumpy Alp! You can't escape from tender loving handholding forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278851
Turn that frown upside down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278848
I want to hug the Alp and tell her she's a beautiful girl and shouldn't be so grumpy and emotional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278856
I want to make her Smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278853
>>13278854
I wish your mother aborted you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278859
I wish that you find happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278859
We're not twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278859
I'm going to pin you down and sensually and carefully cuddle you and make you feel special, like the special sweet girl you are deep inside! And you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278866
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278859
You are either the kindest soul in this thread, or it's biggest idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278864
Oh you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278872
If you keep saying meanie things like that King Grumpy Alp, I just may have to shut you up by giving you a slow and tender kiss.

I actually really like the idea of cuddling and healing an Alp to make her accept her womanhood, that's my new goal!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278879
I've been banned from these threads for less. Janitor here is trigger happy over the dumbest stuff, you just gotta get used to it.

I once got banned from these threads for a Jew Joke.

[Anonymous No.]

So yeah, can we go back to monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278879
Just reported your ban evasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278894
I want to be tenderly suckled from by a vampire, and be complimented afterwords about how my blood tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278897
Good taste. Loving biting a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278896
It says on the picture he told a friend to post it, you can't say it's him ban evading if his friend isn't banned. Also

>Being a tattle tale

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278897
>>13278900
>tfw no vampire waifu to bite and leglock you at the same time
Why live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278879
I liked him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278879
HAH
Mods doing work I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278897
Having a vampire doctor would probably make blood tests go much more faster
Don't have to wait days for your doc to call you back and say you're low on something. Just a quick bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278897
But where does the blood go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278902
>believing no capitalization or punctuation troll

[Anonymous No.]

You and your waifu decide to film a naughty home movie.

Then this happens.
http://exhentai.org/s/bc11794d69/802170-19
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278917
>And that father got a little hard from it
I raffed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278917
Like, we see our daughteru, or our parents see us going at it?

Her parents would probably watch it intently and give us pointers on how to make it better, and my waifu and I would do the same, I would thing. I mean fuck, it's not like seeing a daughteru nakes is new or anything. We'd have bathed her for like seven years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278921
>NTR doujin
I did not. No fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>"There you are honey! Why don't you come into Auntie's bedroom, I need your help with something!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278932
>NTR
Look at the tags, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278917
I die of embarrassment and wonder how they got their hands on it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278932
It's not NTR.
It's like that episode of Southpark with Kyle's parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278932
It's not NTR if they were only pretending to have a little fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278939
>>13278942
Just realized it after finishing the doujin. My face feels red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278917
>NTR fetish
What a faggot, at least his wife wasn't really into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278938
I don't trust her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278947
You should be. A man's wife is his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278938
I need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278949
At least he inserts as the guy stealing the girl?

Something of a running trend really. It's even how they met.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278949
>NTR
It's called role playing you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278931
>Apophis mother-in-law sees the porn video
>She's not pleased with what she sees at all
>"He's as stiff as drywood."
>"Does he really think he's gonna satisfy her just ramming it in like that?"
>"Is she seriously getting an orgasm from this?"
>"Why the fuck did I let her marry him?"
>"Hubby, is this turning you on? Because this is amateur hour."

Even in the MG world, you will never please your mother-in-law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278956
>Role playing an NTR scenario
What is reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

Breast Envy is hot as fuck.

I want to have a Waifu with small breasts and see her get envious over her friends who all have huge breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278966
That'd be nice.

And then I'd nuzzle, kiss and suckle on her delicious small breasts, reassuring her that hers are just the size I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278959
Shit parents = dumped/divorced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278966
I find it more cute than hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278959
>Meanwhile apop-in-law's husband is just ramming it straight into her, stiff as a board
>When she's not busy being cranky the mother in-law actually loves it
>She finds his enthusiasm cute and he lasts long enough to make it work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278952

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278972
Don't get it wrong, she'll still root for you and support you as her son-in law.

It's just that now, she knows about your performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278979
Don't give a shit, I'd still ditch the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278959
She's right though. Not sure what I'd do about it though, giving him instruction seems sort of gay, and I've no interest in letting him watch me rail my waifu right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278979
>It's just that now, she knows about your performance.
And can't look at you without giggling. I wonder if pops would step in to give you some advice about how to properly bang grape flavored serpents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278982
>Being so mad you're a bad lay
>Not just letting the mother instruct the daughter and have the daughter teach you how its done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278966
Having a jealous girlfriend with breast envy IS ASS. Like I don't think you understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278979
Probably stand around next time you do it and shout pointers to the both of you.
>Use your hips more!
>Use a better technique!
>Fondle her breasts while you do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278982
Simply because her mother said something about your sex performance that she'll probably keep to herself whenever you visit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278978
Don't forget that you're in a community where people unironically say they want to be house husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278990
>wanting to deal with a shitty family

If the mother is shit, chances are the daughter will be too.

So no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278985
>Watching a man and a woman have sex is gay
>Gay
I'm sorry, you must be pretty deep in the closet if you think that's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't you playing puzzle and waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278992
>Technique!
>First you go like this
>Spin around
>Stop
>Double take three times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279002
Because mine has breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278985
>>13278987
>What you thought was going to be a simple visit with the old man over drinks turns into him giving pointers on how to fuck lamiae
>yfw it's like back when your father explained the birds and the bees all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279004
Go in dry, DON'T FORGET IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278999
>She's shit for calling your limp dick out on not knowing how to fuck her daughter
Wow.

>>13279001
No, sitting down with another man and instructing him on how to use his dick correctly feels sort of gay. I wouldn't let him see me fuck my waifu because that's shit is private and personal, you cuck. The fact that I saw them go at it is just because they were dumb enough to film a lame sex tape, and leave it out.

The "and" in that line generally suggests a new subject, one has ended and another has begun.

>>13279009
This, it's just uncomfortable and uncalled for and cringe worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279009
I imagine there'd be more details and stories being swapped this time around. Or at least I hope there would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279004
>Anon tries to have a romantic night with his waifu
>Right as he unbuttons his pants, he hears the window open
>"AND PELVIC THRUST"
>It's that god damn Mother in Law of yours
>Your on the second floor how did she even reach the window
>Go over to close it
>"STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DON'T FORGET IT"
>And with the window closed and curtains pulled, you get back to business
>You hit play on the CD player to set some romantic music to make love to
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mB3gaQXa4s plays
>That fucking grape MILF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279015
I can get more with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278938
I'ma tell you something, middle-aged foxes make my dick harder than wurtzite boron nitride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279013
>shithead judgmental mothers aren't shit

Have fun with an equally shit wife anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279007
>not sexualizing the Karin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279013
It's not gay, and shouldn't feel like it unless you were in the closet or uncomfortable about your own sexuality.
And him seeing it doesn't make anyone a cuck, that just means they're very perverted/kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you open to alternative forms of impregnating the waifu? http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2517943

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279021
>Honey, you need to move more, if you're just a plank with a dick, she's not going to feel the best
>HOLY FUCK YOU JUDGMENTAL BITCH, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SHIT, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER I'M OUT

Whatever, good. Fuck off, they're all better off without you.

>>13279024
It's a father to son conversation, and still awkward as fuck. Not a man to man conversation you autist. It's cringeworthy at best. No one wants to hear their waifu's dad telling you how to fuck her right.

But I guess it's just the time of day for all the fuckwits to come out, so maybe I should take a back seat and just lurk until later tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279021
I thought of it as more of the mother just having years of experience with the husband and...seeing the tape of her son-in-law, finds it almost as though watching a tape from out of a time capsule.
Read: How the two of them themselves used to get on.

She know you'll get better with time, but for now, she knows you two are still...green.

That's how I saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279029
I thought I was going to have to tell you to fuck off, but goddammit I love null.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279029
I think we'd both feel better about the simple approach.
Cumming into a cold glass bottle? No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279035
Judging by your use of autist and overall response I'll just have to believe you're a closeted manchild and possibly KGA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279038
Nah, she's a shit and I'm not getting involved with her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279029
I guess? So long as all of that's my semen anyway. Still, it seems like kind of a waste to put my semen THEN her instead of delivering it straight from the tap. She seems to be into it though, so maybe every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279045
O-okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279044
>KGA

Wait what? I just remember saying variations of fuck off and eat shit.

I didn't say autist right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279029
>>13279042
>tfw you jack off into a wine bottle
>And your dick gets stuck inside
>Have to wait until you go limp to pull it out
>But your waifu keeps doing lewd shit in front of you, making it hard to go limp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279044
I used it accurately. Autists miss a lot of social norms and aren't the best on picking up on things normal people pick up on instinctively. Like you not realizing how fucking strange it would be to have your father in law sit you down and school you in fucking his daughter right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279055
>his dick isn't hard enough to break solid glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279056
It is abnormal, and possibly even creepy.
But it is not gay, which was the subject we were talking about before you started throwing around insults like a manchild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279059
>His dick is hard enough to break solid glass
>He KNOWS his dick is hard enough to break solid glass
I sincerely hope you haven't gotten any glass shards in there before, Mr. Boneraper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279062
My dick is a lethal weapon in 51 states

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279062
Not glass, no; that was all reduced to powder. There may be a few fragments of Dragonforce in there though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279044
KGA isn't near that eloquent. He's just Fuck off this and eat shit and die that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279064
>51 states
Canada or Mexico?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279062
>his dick doesn't have a protective outer layer as powerful, if not more so, than that of a dragon's scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279068
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279066
I wouldn't call either eloquent, but I see your point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277434
A bit late but
>those individuals who become interested in a specific human man will masturbate while thinking of that man. Regardless of whether they've actually mated with him or not
Is this a monstergirl that actually falls in love with humans BEFORE having sex with them? Because that's pure waifu fuel there.
I've resigned myself to the fact that I have too many waifus and now my laifu's ruined.
I'm also a bit sad that I'll never stumble upon a Kakuen hiding near my window, furiously fingering herself while moaning my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279081
>I'm also a bit sad that I'll never stumble upon a Kakuen hiding near my window, furiously fingering herself while moaning my name.
The only proper thing to do in that situation is lock the window so she can't get in, stare her in the eyes, then start masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279068
My dick is just so fucking powerful and huge, I mean I can make the toughest and proudest Monster Girls orgasm just by mentioning it, it's that amazing, you guys wish you had a dick as powerful as mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279091
Ok Chad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279061
>gay
I personally think it is sort of gay to show/instruct another man on how to use his dick, but whatever, perhaps gay is the wrong term here. It certainly is weird. And you seem pretty fixed on calling me a manchild, when I didn't even insult you. I called you out on being an autist, which is less an insult, and more a fact in the way you were behaving. Asides from that when else did I insult you? Don't you think it's sort of childish to fall back on exaggeration? I'm hardly "throwing around insults"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279090
>Not letting her in and having furious sex with her while shoving your tongue in her mouth.
>Not getting to know each other while cuddling and watching a movie together once she's worked her pent up lust out of her system.
It's like you don't love monstergirls.
If she decided to stalk me, she's probably cool with a lot of the shit I enjoy.
Having a girl who likes Karate Bugmen and Pacific Rim would be pretty sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279095
You've called me a cuck, when I am not one.
You've called me an autist, when none of what I have said even comes close to anything one would say.
And you're right, you've only said about two of them, but you do seem to be misusing them a lot. You misunderstand a lot of the things you are saying, which makes me believe you're a manchild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279100
Its like you don't even want to watch each other masturbate to each other masturbating. Its also a way to make sure that the sex later is that much rougher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279068
England

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279108
Well, she could always break the window. I wouldn't expect a ton of restraint from a monkeygirl stalker. Hell, she might pick the lock and corner you in your own house, who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279114
>Implying that's not a risk I'm willing to take
>Implying I'm not kind of hoping for it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279094
Dude it's just true, my dick is amazing and I could easily tame the most dominant Monster Girl with just wiping it out, she'd be begging for me to make her hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279114
>She has level 100 lockpicking and over a thousand lockpicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279106
Didn't realize you were the guy I called a cuck. And I stand by autist, something which isn't helped by this strange focus you have in insisting that I'm a manchild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279121
>Over a thousand
I think you mean nine hundred and ninety nine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279124
Yeah, your reasoning for using autist was over something that isn't even true, as well as not even there whatsoever, and almost seemed like an attempt at strawmanning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279118
I imagine her making a face like those monkeys from Ray Romano as she's breaking in. HARD THREE, HUSBAND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279131
Watch yourself, anon. There is a very real irony in you berating me for wrongly used terms and then throwing out strawman when it has nothing to do with this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you stronk for your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279131
Refer to this post when you think you are being strawmanned or accused of being stramanned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279142
>going after the feint argument
Yep, you're a manchild who looked for an easy way out. Time to stop talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279143
It's like Jo Jo underwater edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279148
The evaluated version actually does fit with the false accusations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279143
>That one on the left
Hello new reaction image.
And no, but I would train to become stronk enough for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279159
Please tell me how to edit this image better,

[Anonymous No.]

explain why you always chose tailpussy over a nice lizard girl anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
But I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
But I always chose the scales. The hot scales of the Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
Wrong, I prefer lizard girls and or Lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
I wouldn't want some spineless beta lizardgirl. Give me a real woman that knows how to treat a man,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279159
I never once set up my own Mr. Autismo to twist your reasoning and argue against, nor did I ever supplant your argument with my own false one. There is no strawman here.

>>13279150
>The easy out
No, I just had nothing to say to your non "feint" argument. So you think my reasoning is faulty. I don't. there. Dead end, there's nothing more to say to that so I neglected to say anything in the first place, and decided in stead to call you out on your irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
I wouldn't. I would enjoy the intellectual stimulation as well as the sex from the lizard man as opposed to the vapidness of the manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
I honestly don't hate Manticores all that much.
The only reason I would have would be the overexposure of Manticores in general, but that's it.

That being said, Lizardgirls are kind of...bland...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
I want women who know how to treat a man, not some beta faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
Explain why you don't use caps or periods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
I choose neither. I like scales, but when they have wings. And I like fluffy paws, when they're from Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
I actually prefer Hellhounds
And Oni, and Lamia, and Kakuen, and Vampires.
Not all at once, I just think those are the cutest/sexiest looking ones.
Also I'm a hopeless romantic and "nice lizardgirls" never really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
I don't.
I'm living with a dragon, as if that wasn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279170
It's fine, she's such a nice girl she'll surely find someone else someday, far better than me!
I don't. Lizards a true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279174
>>13279180
>>13279182
>tips bonnet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279143
Well, dire alps and sumo jinkos are fairly strong, although I am unsure as to how good their cardio is.
We can work on that together though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279199
You were just itching to use it weren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279199
can't be faulted for liking and acknowledging that scales are perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279199
You were just waiting, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279192
wan wan~

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu look good in a gown/dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279212
She looks better with her tits on display and not her cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279214
She always looks good because she's my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279214
Yes. She looks incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279214
Well she's a Dhampir, so even though she doesn't usually like to wear them it's in her blood.

Badum Tss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279214
She isn't real, who gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279222
Anubisfucker pls

[Anonymous No.]

>get home from work
>time to catch up on /mgg/
>there's a monster boy thread up in the catalog
>"oh fuck, what happened?"
>scroll through what I missed
>deleted posts
>more deleted posts
>holy shit, so many deleted posts

I don't know what's going on in here, but at least we've got a new janny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279214
But of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279228
A lot of us, Grumpy Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279212
Anon that's an abomination, not a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279232
Also spongebaths today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279232
>There's a Monsterboy thread up in the catalog
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279232
You missed the worst troll of the century come through.
He was at it for more than 2 hours too, shit was amusing.

And nah, it's more like the Mods got involved and gave him a three day ban for off topic posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279230
pls what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279241
>Just checked
>It's full of buttmad shitposters who hate /mgt/
>No discussion is occuring
Fujoshit-kun can't win, can he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279246
It's obvious what your answer is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278829
>>13279005
>>13279011
>>13279161
>>13279186
>>13279244
Fact: Everyone hates this place.

We hate this place.

Why don't we kill this place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279253
Well, yes, of course it i-

...is there more art of that Anubis in the tracksuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279250
His every effort is doomed to failure, I almost feel sorry for the disgusting fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279255
>>13279250
Lol, fucking /jp/, so mad
It's fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone, I have been freed to let you know not to burn down the thread.

Good night anons, don't let the vampires bite Unless you are into that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279258
Sort of.
She isn't like the Anubis from the MGE though; check Danbooru or use iqdb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279250
The question is when we need a new thread do we make a new one or take over his and call him a faggot just to spite him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279268
Oh please, that's not how you do it. Repeat after me:
Nighty-night, don't let the Dumpires bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279255
Holy shit, they're so mad

>>13279268
My neck is always reserved for my Dhampir/Vampire waifu Average, the loving intimacy of their suckling shall never be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279253
Can Anubis' be delinquents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279273
Make a new thread, we ask him to stay out of ours, it would be hypocritical to go to his

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279268
Turning in early tonight? Sweet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279273
We make a new one and pretend that one doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279273
Why the fuck would we go to his thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279278
Sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279285
>"Hey kid, I've noticed you haven't got an organised handbook ready for this semester."
>"You cruising for a beating or what?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279277
>Where anything they don't like makes them flip the fuck out
Wow, It's almost like we're on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279255
Been a while since I've actually laughed at something here. Thanks for that, Anon.
>>13279273
This anon >>13279279
is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279280
Yea, been a busy day.
And I'm trying to shift my sleep schedule back. Too many 4:00am nights are screwing me up. On the plus side, I know what to write for my next one.
Hint: Creepy crawlies.

>>13279277
Then so be it anon. What you do with your waifu is none of my business. I shall continue being a cuddle slut for whichever girl shows me love.

>>13279275
Nighty-night, don't dumpires let the bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279294
Sweet dreams, Alpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279294
Well, it's spiders or centipedes then.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279255

Oh look it's whateverythefuckhisnameis-kun stirring up shit again with monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279290
>"Your lunch isn't properly packed and your notebook is a mess."
>"You asking for a knuckle sandwich, squirt?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279298
That's not me, I just got up for Pete's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279298
but I'm not alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279303
>What's that? You plan on doing the final project two nights before it's due?
>You're cruisin for a bruisin kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279290
>>13279290
>"You cruising for a beating or what?"
I think you mean:
>"You cruising for a bruising or what?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279304
>>13279305
>I got it wrong
Ha! I knew that! I was just messing around!
Aha! Ha! Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279308
>Your handwriting is sloppy, and your homework is late
>Don't make be give you an indian burn you won't forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279278
>>13279285
>>13279290
>>13279303
>>13279308
I want to be bullied by Anubis Senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279302
Nah, no way it's fujoshit-kun. He has to remember what happened when he tried this on /a/.
He wouldn't make the same mistake twice.
This guy is probably one of the dick lovers we ran off recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279313
It's OK anon, there's worse people I could be compared to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279315
Man, I haven't heard of an Indian burn in ages I completely forget what it even implies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279313
It's half-way done anon. It's half-way done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279308
>"Your parents aren't home tonight are they pipsqueak?"
>"I'm gonna crash at your place tonight, you better be studying when I get there. A test is coming up soon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279319
I'm pretty sure fujo tried to start a "monster family" thread here on /jp/ It's possible it's him again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279320
But I wasn't insulting you. I just wanted to wish you a good night

>>13279324
Excellent. How's that Gundam marathon going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279315
Hey go fuck yourself.

I can't help that I can only chicken scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279323
Google it.
>You haven't been studying for the upcoming tests?
>How about I teach you some physics on the school roof then, squirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279255
The last guy isn't wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279323
She grabs your arm with both of her meaty paws. Then rotates them in directions opposite to each other.

Then she calls you a wimp, and passes you her study notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279333
>>13279331
Ah. It's all coming back to me now
I feel old now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279329
>Gundam marathon
I downloaded F91 and Victory back when we talked about it but didn't actually get around to doing anything because I've been helping my sister move to another town. And playing Kingdom Hearts. And reading Dune books back to back. I like Leto II. I like him a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279319
Could be the same guy. He was obsessive and he hasn't been around in a while. He's probably just itching to sway some non existent gay monster gril lovers over to his side. Personally I don't know why he doesn't go to /monster/. They love furries and the cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279329
No, I didn't take it as an insult.
Good night anon, rest well!
Or good day if you're else where.
Am I an alp now? I am confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279325
>What's that? You lost the handout and flunked the lab?
>Do you have brain damage you fucking dweeb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279336
Huh. I never took you for a brother
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279332
He isn't, but it's a necessary evil. If we weren't so touchy we would be swimming in dicks by now. That thread is all the proof I need.

[Anonymous No.]

So what IS MGE? It's not /c/, and the only thing I can see it being is /jp/ because it's pretty otaku cultureish. But it's more a parasite which leaches off the curtails of things like Jitsu wa and EMG and just inevitably slips into those threads because monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279343
I've got two older siblings and a niece and a nephew. I'm literally Uncle Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279345
Eyyy, it's one of the guys from Fujoshit's thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279345
It's a doujin product created by a Japanese artist in his spare time.

Like Touhou.
This board is the Touhou board.
So since it's a similar entity, and we talk about it so much, we got put here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279345
It's either /a/ or /jp/. And we all know how that went, so here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279345
>Leaches off the coattails
>Not the original fount source of MGE and MGQ and all that other stuff
>Implying the other stuff isn't a part of these threads too

Dumb dumb dumb. Try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279347
Well what do you know, ol' Alpie's a family man
Now with a new nickname

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279342
>I'll have to tutor your think and fat head later today at my house
>Bring snacks, or I'll give you a pink belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279354
>a family man
I don't think that counts as being a family man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279347
Even I'm an uncle. Though uncle Chowder sounds very weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279359
How about Uncle Steamy then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279358
Eh, it's about as close as any of us are going to get.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a chubby NEET Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279347
I've got two older siblings and a niece/nephew in the oven.

I wonder how many of the writefags have wives/kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279363
That just makes me sound like a steaming pile of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279364
What a pessimistic thing to say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279366
you literally want to fuck anon
gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279368
Exactly one, and he left to be with them after realizing how shit we were, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279359
>>13279347
>All these uncles
It's fine. Being an only child isn't that bad
I didn't see the despair until now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279372
It's an anon that wants to be a girl. So not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279370
I consider it more realistic than pessimistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279376
You won't feel as bad when you have kids.
Provided it even happens, since a lot of women these days would make terrible wives and mothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279372
No, it's a girl that acts like an Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279379
Well, in most senses she would be a girl so there's nothing gay there, it's just the whole not bathing and general slobbiness things you gotta worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279348
>>13279350
No I've been here for a long long time I just still don't know what to classify it as.

>>13279353
I don't think emg or jitsu wa were inspired by mge and I didn't even mention mgq. Not baiting either.

I mean they are just pictures with short, poorly written profiles. Is MGE even big enough over in nipland to be a culture unto itself, in the same way Touhou is? It's not /a/, monstergirls are a, surely with the EMg manga and soon to be anime, but MGE isn't. For that same reason it's not /c/ either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279382
>a lot

Try all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279384
No, it's >>13279379

You can argue it's not gay, but it's still gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279382
On the plus side, I do have a lot of cousins
On the minus side, they all have brothers and sisters EXCEPT FOR ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279387
/r9k/ pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279368
>>13279374
I've got one on the way. Not saying who I am though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279386
You're clearly baiting since it's well known Crabman did his first EMG comics after being inspired by MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279386
But it slips into all those boards because of intense crossovers. That's what i meant by it clinging to the coattails of other things, if you post Miia, technically you can post MGE lamias because it's still related to the thread. I guess that's what turned it into more of a general in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279396
Congratulations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279386
>I don't think emg

>Never seen the original EMG crabman strips with the straight design rips and the commentary

You're just digging yourself deeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279391
Anon I'm not saying they're complete shit.

I'm just saying most if not all women would be shit mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279390
Well that sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279389
What if I know it's gross, but don't care because I want something to put my dick in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279355
>You can't even get these simple problems right?
>You better be fucking grateful I'm helping an idiot like you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279399
>I guess that's what turned it into more of a general in the first place.

It was the other way around. MGE was the oldest and as new things came along they were also included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279403
I've seen and met a large handful who would make decent mothers and wives though they were outnumbered by the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279406
Then you still have better options in a world with MG wandering around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279411
Well where the fuck do you live?

I've seen nothing but horrible mother material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279386
>I don't think emg or jitsu wa were inspired by mge

Jitsu wa, no.

Emg is based on a series of 1 page comics crabman did for some of the early MGE profiles though.

Off the top of my head, spider, lamia, harpy, and dullahan are the ones I can remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279214
I guess there are better ones

tfw no art of waifu in gown

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279414
America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279413
But I'm too lazy and don't have enough confidence to get a good Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279415
And slime and mermaid.

You just have to look at the harem cast of the main manga really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279386
It might not be as big as Touhou, but it's still the same kind of private project, albeit in a different medium. Its popularity is catching on though. A few scattered doujin comics here and there, and what little merchandise there is sells out rapidly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279400
Thanks, Anon.
Wasn't planned but I choose to see it as a blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279419
State anon, I've visited America and I've seen more of the same where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279396
Tell us faggot. And congratulations, soon you shall be free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279398
>>13279402
>>13279415
>it's well known Crabman
Not to me it wasn't. I just assumed they did similar things at the same time. None of the girls are KC original so I had no reason to assume that crabman didn't just moe-ify mythological harpies, unrelated to mge.

>>13279410
So then as a precursor to EMG, could it be argued that it does indeed belong in /a/? I mean, but then not. Whilst frankenfran is cool with /a/ you wouldn't post it's obvious predecessor Frankenstein in /a/. but if MGE is spawning things like emg and mgq, then clearly it's a significant piece of otaku culture. So why are the natives so buttblasted that we were moved to the board we belong in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279422
Take off your pants and lie down in the middle of the sidewalk. Something better (and presumably cleaner so long as you don't end up with a hobo) will bone you eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279427
Washington.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279426
I wish you good will, my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279430
Didn't /jp/ also get translated VNs kicked off the board? They're kindred spirits really, they rail against things they don't like, and they don't like us. That's really all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279414
Not him but I share his experience despite living in one of the biggest shitholes in the southwest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279430
>why are the natives so buttblasted
Because we're an awful circle jerk that isn't the same as their awful circle jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279432
But the sidewalk is hard, and what if our personalities don't mesh well?

I don't have those worries with an Alp, she'd be soft as well as the bedroom, and she's bound to like the same things I do as well as not bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a tubby familiar, fondling her little belly while teasing her about someone so small being such a big eater while she blushes and tells me to quit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279430
They're buttblasted because we like what they don't and they think we're invading their supper sekret klub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279446
I too have this desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279430
There's a VN translation status thread going on.
And it seems you're making numerous assumptions and stretches that it's obvious you're baiting around, fujofucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279443
>>13279448
I think it's also due to our shitty thread getting nearly as much traffic as the rest of the board combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279450
Would you sweep her up in a princess carry and act like she's extremely heavy? All while nuzzling into her neck?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have some Monster Girl Porn Comic Links? thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279448
So they do with their board what we do with our threads. 2meta4me

>>13279453
Are you talking to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279459
Nah
I'd give her a piggyback ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279445
>But the sidewalk is hardBut not as hard as your backed up virgin dick, amirite? Deal with it.
>what if our personalities don't mesh well?
Weren't you just looking for a warm hole? You've gotta tell me these things earlier. Anyway, see my next point

>she's bound to like the same things I do
She'd be a fujoshit, Anon. That's similar to our brand of autism, but different in all the wrong ways and in terrible magnitudes.

> as well as not bully me.
There's that, but I hope you're at least willing to put in the effort to bully HER properly. /an/ will kill you if you don't care for your pe- er, girlfriend. Girlfriend? That's the right word, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279430
It belongs in /a/ really, and there was no problem with it for years but a mod who was later fired coerced things to move here last summer where it stuck.

But then karate bugmen belong in /jp/ more than /m/ so it's not like where threads are have necessarily anything to do about where they're most appropriate.

I think a minority of natives are angry about two things..

1. The day we moved here, we became the majority of people on the board, like immigrants taking over an old neighborhood
2. The Janitor was really good for a long time and cockblocked them from when they tried to falseflag and start furry threads labeled as monsters and other early settling in shit. It forced acceptance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279430
>assumed
When you assume you make an You're dumb, go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279468
Actually these threads can work in both /a/ and /jp/, like Touhou can due to the numerous fan content.

Also it seemed we got really lucky with a janitor who liked MGs after dealing with a jackass mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277797
I will never forget him losing to a Playful Wind.

Reminded me of How I Met Your Mother, a stiff wind did Marshall in one episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279460
I don't have that unimpressed fish staring at an empty hook reaction image saved, so I'm just going to laugh at you.

Ha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279466
Then you are Still my comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279482
What? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279468
>it's not like where threads are have necessarily anything to do about where they're most appropriate.
Yeah, this is true enough I guess, and by that merit it does make more sense to lump the MGE threads in with the emg threads still on /a/, because one begot the other, but then I think for the purpose of threadborn OC, it makes more sense to have it in /jp/, too, because the things we write andthe things we draw aren't really /a/ related, and more otaku culture related, and the oc born here is a large part of the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13277879
Why's she doing that when I'm asleep?! I can't enjoy it that way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279460
Sure.

Here's some fresh Lizard Girl Porn.
http://exhentai.org/g/802757/cc6dd14df4/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279491
It doesn't work like that.
You can't include MGE into EMG threads because they're both different content, regardless of whether or not one begot the other. It's works for use because we're "Monster Girl General", but it wouldn't work there.

[Anonymous No.]

Dental hygiene, starting at line 258. My promise of spongebaths may or may not happen today.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279506
>different content
Yeah that's why I said it makes more sense to have it in /jp/, too. But I agree with the other guy that in theory the threads should work both in /a/ and /jp/ becuase there's nothing stopping us from posting lamias in the /a/ emg threads because miia came from the lamias of mge, the content is different but it's still relevant, if you get what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279214
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279506
>You can't include MGE into EMG threads because they're both different content, regardless of whether or not one begot the other


That's a load of shit, everything monstergirl fit together fine in one thread for years and we where at our best when it did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279504
>A sad panda
Oh come on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279516
You're really not getting the point. Have you really been here for that long?

>>13279519
That's because we were a general, for monster girls, meaning we could have everything under one roof. And it actually wasn't our best, because for a grand while thread quality dropped while EMG fans and everyone else were put together and it would rise when EMG went to their own threads for manga dumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279461
>Are you talking to me?
No, I think he got so angry he couldn't see straight and quoted you instead.

>There's a VN translation status thread going on.
And then there was silence. Silence or a lot of shield banging, either way.

>And it seems you're making numerous assumptions and stretches that it's obvious you're baiting around, fujofucker.
No, I popped in from time to time even before /mgg/ was kicked here. You do the same things (in short raging at whatever you don't feel belongs) for the same purpose (keeping the board "pure"). Do note that I never actually said there was anything wrong with that since I feel your pain and even understand the motives, merely noted the similarities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279319
Anon I don't think you understand what sever autism is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279522
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279456
It's fine, their entire board is just as shit as our threads are, it's just more easily visible here since everything is so condensed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279504
Look, Anon. Just Look. >>13279522
You should have known better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279513
>arguing about the generals and where they belong and what happened in the past takes precedent over this
Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279513
>Waifu Souls
Hah.
>Wurm Wrangler Cross-Promotion
Alp, have you no shame?

Anyway, besides a fair number of spelling errors...
>Guy discovers possible domination fetish?
>Blowjob jokes
>Cute Creepy Crawly in a hoodie, pulling the hood tight around her face
All great stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279530
This. 75% of /jp/ is which 2hu / idol wud u fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279525
>Have you really been here for that long?
Yeah I just never actually put thought or reason into where we would actually belong. I just went with the flow and posted about wanting to fuck monstergirls. I wouldn't have even found us on /jp/ had I not been in the very threads which saw us moved here, I pay that little attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279461
>Are you talking to me?
No, I think he got so angry he couldn't see straight and quoted you instead.

>>13279453
>There's a VN translation status thread going on.
And then there was silence. Silence or a lot of shield banging, either way.

>And it seems you're making numerous assumptions and stretches that it's obvious you're baiting around, fujofucker.
No, I popped in from time to time even before /mgg/ was kicked here. You do the same things (in short raging at whatever you don't feel belongs) for the same purpose (keeping the board "pure"). Do note that I never actually said there was anything wrong with that since I feel your pain and even understand the motives, merely noted the similarities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279526
>you do the same things
>for the same purpose
I'd like it if you didn't generalize everyone and have a minority represent everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279532
S'not my fault he's a newbie faggot.

Other anons who know the basics of sad-panda can enjoy lewd lizard girls in his stead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279535
>have you no shame
It's not cross-promotion if it's part of the same universe! Also I own a shirt that says Wrangler, so it's half-real!
>fair number of spelling errors
Right, go ahead and just keep those to yourself, I mean it's not like I would like to fix those or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279513
>Submissive spaghetti jap
Delicious. I want to take an unruly monstergirl who until now lived feral, and teach her the modern trappings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279513
>Wurm Wrangler shameless advertising
I'll admit, I did chuckle
>All that level of adorableness
>Oomukade with a hoodie
Alpie, you're killing me here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279506
This kind of thinking leads to a bunch of shitflinging in the thread. I mean, the whole debate on monster personalities and what is "canon" stems from this, as well as a few other arguments.

I mean, discussion on particular series are fine to have their own threads, but the whole "us vs them" thing is kinda shit when we're supposed to be /mgg/, the general for the entirety of monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279415
>>13279424
And Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279537
Well here's a super short and basic summary:
We technically belong both in /a/ and /jp/
EMG threads belong more in /a/
You can't post MGE content in EMG threads because they're both different content, unless they also said "Monster girl general"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279548
>killing me here
Hey, I just ripped off the idea from Ophy in a hoodie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279550
You're very clearly misunderstanding or missing the point.
It's like putting apples in a box of oranges just because they're both fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279554
No, shh, you're ruining the monent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279552
Obviously this isn't by design, but I realize now that we don't really post that much EMG content in these here MGe threads. Not as much as we used to, any way. Did that many people just end up dropping the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279541
That's true, I guess. I'm just saying you could have noticed his newness from his first post. Should have just posted the lizard poon on its own, without replying to him.

'Lurk moar faggot' isn't just a meme - it's general 4chan etiquette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279555
But it's fine when you write fruit box on the front though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279559
No they just try to stay in the /a/ threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279559
I still love it. Seeing Rachne in the catalog is what got me into the Monster Girl threads in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279551
Don't think I ever saw that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279559
I didn't, Miia is my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279561
But it doesn't have that written on the front.
You can put it in the fruit boxes without worry, but you can't just put apples into the orange boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279563
Same here. Rachne a best, and the only girl to have not killed MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279544
Alright, alright, I've still got it open...let's see...

>260
>and took advantage of it some sales to go clothes shopping.
That "it" is entirely wrong and should be removed.

>264
>To my delight, her chitinous parts don't weight anywhere near
Should be "weigh".

>277
>I'm less proud of the arousal I experienced while being in control as I thought her how to do it.
"Thought" should be "Taught".

And that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279540
Oh, sorry, let me just make a list of relevant IPs, because that's a thing either of us can actually do to prove whether there's a vocal minority or an actual majority. Don't act like the other side of the argument doesn't do the same generalizing either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279570
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279567
But we could make a new box, with apples and oranges bun no bananas, that's gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279571
>relevant IPs
You mean the number in the top right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279561
Yeah, but mixed fruit boxes got banned from the /a/ grocery store. Whether they belong there or not isn't the point; the produce manager was a jackass so they got banned.

Now only /jp/mart carries them, so if you want your mixed fruit boxes that's where you go to buy them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279575
Well that's dandy, but it's still a different box and you still can't put apples into the box meant for oranges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279578
So why did those faggots never open the side-chain of grocery stores called /ag/ ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279580
Government didn't allow that. It's not a free market I tells ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279578
But someone said that the /a/store manager got fired
how do the the new managers feel about mixed fruit?

Because /jp/mart usually leaves their fruit boxes out too long and they usually go bad before they throw them out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279576
No, I mean individual IPs since it seems I'm required to filter out months of similar posts. Times like this it'd be easier to take a look at things like this as we went along if there were user IDs of some sort to sift out sameposters, but that'd mess up the board dynamic.

>>13279580
They did in a different state. No one shops there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279579
The whole point is that the box isn't named oranges, its named fruit. Thats kinda like having a vetinarian for dogs saying "oh hey we don't treat any dog other than pugs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279580
Because they're elitist hippy pricks. Everybody knows that. They don't even carry anything unless its organic and gluten free and salted with unicorn cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279564
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=396759
Obviously not safe for a christian image board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279586
Regardless it's pretty jerkish of you to generalize the thread based on the literal 3 or 4 people shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279583
>>13279586
>>13279590
B-But I don't like /jp/ mart! Every one there gives you the stink eye and mutters under their breath at you. It's like they hate business! And there's only one trolley! Every on else just grabs those faggy little baskets, and they barely ever put anything in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279584
I don't know but there's a good chance that is just a baseless rumor, and I'm not risking starting a fistfight on aisle twelve by shouting at the produce girl "Wherez ma fukin mixed fruit, bitch!?"

[Anonymous No.]

MONSTERGIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279589
No, the basket, IE EMG, is labeled oranges and not apples or fruit. Meaning everyone in the EMG thread is talking about EMG girls, not Arachne from MGE or Lilim from Mari's drawfagging.

[Anonymous No.]

This metaphor is getting out of hand
We need to go deeper

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking faggot cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279601
>>13279606

Sorry, this the supermarket general now

>>13279599
We could try going back to the store and placing some mixed fruit boxes on the shelves every now and then, see how the stock boys react

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279608
Lavender
Scented
Cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279608
SUCK MY DICK

BEST GIRL WINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279608
where is this poll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279601
>Brown ahri
eehhhhh, I dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279612
#tailpussy I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279597
>Regardless it's pretty jerkish of you to generalize...
Again, the same thing applies to generalizations made about us, yet it's done anyway. Why? Because you make observations based on what's in front of you and weave them into a pattern.

I'm not working on isolated incidents either, but a general observance of what happened whenever someone did a thing that /jp/ doesn't like. And this in multiple threads with time frames that made it seem unlikely two or three people were behind it. I mean, it got to the point where "who are you quoting" became a misused meme in and of itself, and that's a smalltime example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279612
If I give you the link will you promise to vote only for Jabberwock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279618
Yes.

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279609
That seems like a good way to stir shit up tho. Some of the fags shopping at A's still hate us afterall. Even if nazi manager is gone it could still cause problems and get us, I mean our mixed fruit boxes, banned all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279613
Maybe she's chocolate flavored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279620
Alright here you go

http://touchfluffytail.org/

[Anonymous No.]

>all this anger
Come on guys! Make love, not war!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279615
>about us
Nobody is making any generalizations right now expect you. By the way, who are you?
You also seem to be cherry picking the bad stuff when doing your generalizations like some news channel trying to up their views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279621
>Some of the fags shopping at A's
Don't pretend it's not just that old crazy fuck with the cane and the bug eye screaming about standards and "not /a/ related"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279623
Hey anon.

I lied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279610
Lewd. Very lewd indeed.

Do you think Monster Girl cunts would all smell delicious and appropriately themed?

What does your waifu's crotch smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279625
It's actually pretty chill right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279628
F-Fuck you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279630
Not chill enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279629
>Do you think Monster Girl cunts would all smell delicious and appropriately themed?
I certainly hope so.

>What does your waifu's crotch smell like?
Cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279629
Is it weird to think a Hellhound's crotch would smell like gasoline?
No reason other than I like that smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279629
Mountain flowers. I bet the way they taste can change based upon your tastes thanks to MAMONO MANA too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279633
Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279631
Cheshire is the best anon.

That's fact, purple dragon can't compare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279629
what do snakes smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279634
Go back to Alice Springs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279631
But I didn't, so everything is ok now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279629
Milk and horniness.
That's actually kinda sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279629
I'm not so sure. Old books? Cheap Shampoo? Crow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279639
Like snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279636
bingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279634
I'd rather burning rubber.
Sulfer and coal would also work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279629
Doritos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279641
What? Anon I'm from the states not Australia.
I like it because it's nostalgic for me. It reminds me of when I used to occasionally mow the lawn when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279638
Jabberwocks are best go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279646
I want to eat cookies with The MGK Wurm while helping her dig with Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279651
Petrol Sniffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13276421
>>13276381
mein neiggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279638
My waifu will 1v1 your waifu anywhere no items

Jabbers are the true Queens of Wonderland and she has my ace of hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279629
Erotic and musty, whatever it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279658
What? Anon I'm confused as to what you're implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279652
>>13279660
Then why isn't your waifu winning?

If you wife is so good, then why isn't she in first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279661
>Erotic and musty
Works for me. Works great for me.

I can't think of anything in particular an Anubis might smell like. Desert soaps and lotions? Iunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279626
>Nobody is making any generalizations right now expect you.
Well, technically there is a ton in >>13278829 and a few in this thread, but I was speaking about what tends to come up when someone decries /mgg/

>By the way, who are you?
I'm an anonymous person posting here. I'm not sure what more you're looking for.

>You also seem to be cherry picking the bad stuff when doing your generalizations like some news channel trying to up their views.
I was only talking about the bad stuff because we were discussing /jp/'s general reaction to "bad" things. You want good? That untranslated VN thread is great and unbroke my Koihime game. I'm a filthy secondary and don't post much if at all, but some of your 2hu threads are nice too. There's good stuff here, but no one was discussing the glory of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279629
Cheese.
Nah, it actually smells like molasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279664
Yeah I didn't think you'd get it. I was implying you were an abo, and abos are poor, so to get drunk they have to sniff petrol and get high off the fumes, or atleast that's the stereotype.

>>13279669
Are her love juices syrupy and thick, and sweet to the taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279670
What the fuck is an Abo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279668
It isn't a general reaction if you're not even sure if it's everyone in the thread reacting to it.
With the possibility of sameposting and other factors making a generalization just makes you look like an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279670
Why wouldn't they be? Dormouse a lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279673
Aborigine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279665
>Liking Meme waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279665
Because bob is apparently popular, and mgg is just being tsundere about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279666
Maybe like cinnamon? Honey? Sugarcane? I'm honestly just throwing out ideas here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279681
Nah, we all hate him but THERE IS NO WAY MY FAVORITE CAN'T WIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279665
I-It's just a stupid poll by people with bad tastes! Only 23 had good enough sense to choose the right answer! It's stupid! You're stupid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279681
>Implying bob invented Cheshires
>Implying we're not letting bob ruin a perfectly good waifu with his shitty story
We spent a long time removing that meme from cheshires anon. We haven't fully succeeded but we've made progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279686
Maybe people just don't like your waifu as much as you think.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready to join the forces of E.V.I.L. today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279686
Aw, don't worry. She's still second best.
It's just that more people like Smugcat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279673
It's aussie for nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279692
Is it filled with old Christmas Cake Villain Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279683
>Cinnamon
I have my reasons for saying "Nah".

>Honey?
Maybe.

>Sugarcane?
Does that really have much of a scent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279678
Huh. Didn't know tha- >>13279697
Okay that's rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279701
Gauze? Ink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279699
Some of them I guess. Not that many though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279701
Apparently it smells like sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278180
Aw Alma, she always got such a sharp reaction from me. On one hand, Succubus Queen. On the other hand, Succubus Queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279702
Rude, but true. Aborigine is to African American as Abo is to nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279705
But isn't that the point of E.V.I.L?

Every

Villain

Is

Lemons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279674
"General" reaction doesn't mean everyone shares the same reaction, it means most do. In this case I'm using it to mean a large number, but hey.

>With the possibility of sameposting and other factors...
I was on the lookout for that. Post times and breadth made that seem unlikely during the time I was looking.

>you look like an ass.
Cry more. With that, your hypothesis is confirmed and we can get back to whatever it was we were doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279710
What? No, wrong E.V.I.L.

Every

Vermin

Is

Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279714
Doublemaus when?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279686
>Caring about a poll on a site where boogeymen gather to circlejerk

>>13279702
You're the one who wants to sniff gasoline whenever you go down on your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, name a monstergirl you would like to try and rape you, and the monstergirl who would come to your rescue and make sweet love to you afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279712
>large number
It's hardly a large number since it's mostly a vocal minority.
But it seems you just want to generalize the threads so go ahead and do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279704
>Gauze
Again, question the extent to which that smells. Would be more appropriate for a mummy anyway, even if Anubis' role is to oversee the process.

>Ink?
That could work.

>>13279706
Sugar smells?
I mean, burning sugar maybe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279719

Feel free to dictate who wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279720
>It's hardly a large number since it's mostly a vocal minority.
Neither one of us have numbers for that so there's no point in arguing any farther.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279718
I said she'd SMELL like gasoline, not literally have gas coming out of her crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279674
>>13279712
Is this debate club still going? Can't you guys give it a rest?
Everybody else stopped paying attention 10 posts ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278606
Belly dancing lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279729
Fine.

Want to talk about Monster Butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279729
It's just 2 anons who want to argue. Let them keep each other occupied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278618
Why do people grape snake again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279731
FAIRY BUTTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279719
>>13279723
>Rapist
Cheshire Cat
>Savior
Hellhound
>Winner
The Hellhound wins but lets the Cheshire join in if she apologizes.
I admit that I have a weakness for smug monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best thing you can think of for a Slime to be capable of doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279736
It's grape, it's a snake, what's not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279731
Yes. I think they are a wonderful thing that enrich the lives of others.

[Anonymous No.]

Dormouse molasses where does it come from?

Is this what Nyanon does to make extra money with all those dormice he has sex with?

Is it vaginal secretions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279719
A Crow Tengu saving me from a werewolf pack would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279740
Igloo and hotdog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279740
inb4 anal urethral ouroboros

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279737
Dough Doe butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279737
I like the idea of stretchy fairies entirely too much.

>>13279740
Toxic waste disposal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279743
>vaginal secretions?
It's heavily implied that it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys Tony Taka of shining hearts and Hatsune Miku fame released a new fox woman maid design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279731
Anubutt best Butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Tickle Fight between you and your waifu

Who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279748
I want to ram my dick into a fairy's slutty abdominal cavity and bathe her internal organs in my cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279731
Always

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279752
>Sweetening food with your own vaginal secretions
Ewwwwwww. Where is that implied though? I think I missed something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279755
Page 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279757
She has feather dusters for hands. She has a big advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279755
Tony Taka is 100% sameface and I got sick of it ten years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279719
Dragon saving me from an attempted Anubis rapist.
The Anubis impresses the Dragon with her own martial abilities, and they decide to team up on me.
A guy can dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278758
Rach-nee is best girl. She's the only that doesn't make Darling put up with any of her bullshit. She straight forward and honest, plus she's the only one that looks like she's having any fun in the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279719
Dragon and Oomu will try for a threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279766
>making your maid tickle you
How lewd. I bet you gave her a plain band as a gift and she treasures and cherishes it like it was a wedding ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279757
Me, my waifu is softer and more sensitive than I am.

>>13279761
>For that reason one can occasionally catch a glimpse of the denizens of Wonderland shoving dormice into giant teapots.

Maybe it's just their sweat? I always liked the idea of it being their girl juices.
>Ewwwwwww
What, are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279757
Centipede is sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279777
I'd give her six ribbons to tie back her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279757
On the one hand, Anubis' paws give her a great advantage.
On the other, Dragon's scales and pride give her a great one as well.
And on the other, a Nightmare would fall almost too easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278897
That's been my dream since I was a kid.

In hindsight a lot of my fetishes were obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279778
>What, are you gay?
Notice that I wrote "your own" since one would assume the dormice get food from the same stock. Imagine eating your own semen on your waffles, even if it did taste like authentic maple syrup. Kinda weird, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13278938
Sure thing! What do you need help with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279757
Its been a stalemate for the past five years, neither has gained an advantage for long before the other learns to counter it. We don't even remember why we're fighting any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279793
Hi anubisfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279793
Sluuuuuut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279802
You're fighting because she was trying to grab your prize

She works for the mercenary

The masked man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279803
>Implying my posts haven't been obvious for the last while

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279795
I'd be cool with it, so long as it actually did taste like sweetener

Fuck man, I swallow my own spit all the time. I suck my blood when I bleed and lick the wound, if it's only shallow. The only thing I'd never ingest is my own waste.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh Oh!

You've been captured by Lizard bandits! Will you let them have their way with you, sell you off into slavery, or convince them to let you join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279740
Full body hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279807
your posts have always been obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13279810
well it's probably a bit of column one and a bit of column two unless they don't deal in used goods.