Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

In which what's cooking Daddy-o?

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[Anonymous No.]

First for jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>Guy has an autism fit over an alp in the OP
>Makes the next thread early and uses an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320163
Teasing about her big fat cow tats

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>Alp two times in a row

OP we need variety.

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>>13320161
Really faggot?
>>13320174
I guess that's alright.

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>>13320161
>Alp OP
>incoming hour of butthurt
Keep it up OP. You're weeding out all the pathetic boypussy haters.

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>>13320186
Alps are the hero these threads deserve. But not the one it needs right now. So we'll bully her. Because she can take it.

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>>13320161
I just cant like women with short hair

Its just not my cup of tea I guess

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Something on Fallen Brides from Kenkou's twitter:
>Question What is the strength of the picture book world of the characters (demon daughter) will come occasionally, but quite difficult!
>Specific examples of somehow, Will Marina impression that has been done easily in Deruera (when human) is also strong in about washable a bullet in the wind pressure when wield the sword. The fantasy thing the world. And mobs Human mobs there are HP and defensive force to the extent that not die even if Buttobasa to the wind pressure in demon daughter! The fantasy thing the world.

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>>13320161
How would you bully an alp?

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>>13320200
So something about wind and a bullet? What?

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>>13320201

trick it into a closet, basement or on the roof of some building. Lock the door.

Forget about it.

bonus points if it was possible to do it "accidentally" without direct interaction - ignoring is best bullying.

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>>13320161
Yaaaaay, another Alp thread.
>"He keeps kickin' me in the dick. Why?! Why does he keep kickin' me in the dick?!"
Naw j/k it's gonna be all foxes, creepy crawlies, and dragons with a nice healthy short stack of tanuki like always.

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>>13320201
make her watch while I fuck my waifu. Then the waifu gets cummed on and she gets to watch me push cum into a chuffing jinko's mouth with my dick.

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>>13320201
I wouldn't. I don't really have an interest in bullying.

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>>13320200
This is some top level Engrish.

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What is an alp?

Inb4 "the OP pic is"

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>>13320219
It's what the picture in the OP is.

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>>13320219
In the MGE it's an Incubus that turned into a girl because he wanted the D.

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>>13320214
>creepy crawlies
Don't mind if I do
Threadly dose

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>>13320219
If you're truly uninitiated and not trolling, it's the gender-transformation monstergirl.
There are no homos in Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Guys who wanted the D magically turn into reverse traps.

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>>13320219
Lurk more newfag

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>>13320201
Help her to reach stage 3

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>>13320225
Actually no they do not. They need to be an Incubus first or transform into one.

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>>13320227

Yeah naw.

>>13320225
>>13320221


OIC thank you.

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>>13320230
I wasn't going to bore him with a metaphysical treatise on subconsciously-primed demonic energy smothering the spirit energy font in a proto-alp's quasi-incubised soul.
But yes.

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>>13320201
>Force her to wear extremely frilly clothes
>Put vibrators in both her holes
>Take her to hang out with people she knew back before she alped.
>Constantly molest her when people aren't looking.
>Taunt her by whispering in her ear "Calm down, you wouldn't want your friends to see how much of a cock starved cum slut you've become do you? Or maybe you do. You want them to see you twitch and writhe as every one of you tight holes is violated. You want them to glare at you in disgust as they watch you lay violated lying in a puddle of cum."

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>>13320235
Were you looking at a thesaurus the entire time you typed that?

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>>13320243
Not even that guy, but noooo?
Those are all fairly common words.

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>Alp OP yet again.
Why?

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has anyone found any automatic translation tools to help with untranslated moon eroges/games? Or even a way to actually select the text inside the game to copy into google translate?

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>>13320250
Go out into town and ask random people over when is the last time they used/heard quasi, treatise, or metaphysical.

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>>13320243
I'm Britfag, m80.
We learn the Queen's proper like, or we get transported to Australia on a prison ship.

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>>13320252
Yes. Google "ChiiTrans".

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>>13320255
They'll still send you there for shits and giggles, mate.
The crown has no respect for those who work to put the food on their table.

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>>13320256

thank you

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>>13320252
You're looking for a machine translator. A lot of options but they're all garbage. Don't expect any kind of accuracy.

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>>13320224
You.. I like you..

>>13320229
What if I want her to have small breast?

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>>13320255
Join us, the kangaroo girls are great

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I want to hug a monster girl! Dubs decide what I hug, trips decide what I get hugged by. All hugs are tender and loving, quads and I get raped.rk

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>>13320268
Matango

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>>13320268
Oomukade!!

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>>13320268
Sure why not. I chose Grizzly.

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>>13320268
Cheshire.

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>>13320268
>>13320272
Dammit! Alp!!

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>Alp OP again

If he does it one more time next thread, he's onto something. We need variety. Also, Alps an unattractive shit.

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>>13320277
>Alp
It has to be this way.

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>>13320267
I'd rather the vessel get shipwrecked en route and I get picked up by a lewd, long-suffering sea slime.
Pomus never ;__;

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>>13320277

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>>13320277
>>13320282
He got off easy. My next one was Ushi-Oni.

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>>13320277
Is it Cuntboy Appreciation Day because there is a strange amount of alp love going on today.

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>>13320289
I was going to suggest a Pufferfish mermaid with inflating breasts.

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>>13320201
Never give her love.
Direct all love onto other, cuter monstergirls.

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>>13320266
Use condoms?

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>>13320266
>What if I want her to have small breast?
They could do that, depending on their partners preferences and whether they "awaken to the joys of being a woman."

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>>13320288

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Why not love slimes? They can take the shape of any monstergirl you want, and you can fuck any part of their body.

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>>13320296
I've been thinking.
In a monstergirl filled world, wouldn't condoms become niche fetish stuff? Cum denial and all that, you know?

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>>13320290
They're trying to get Alp to write

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>>13320301
Good try, slimeball.
Every "shape" is just a puddle of goo.
Jello fetish is good.

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>>13320305
I just like Alps, but also, yes.

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>>13320301
Doppelganger lol

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>>13320292
That sounds absolutely adorable.
>Flat chested mermaid has a crush on local fisherman.
>He prefers bigger breasts, so he never really paid attention to her.
>She sees him gawking at some other mermaid and gets jealous.
>Calls out to him and he turns to loo at her.
>She breathes in as deep as she can and puffs out her chest.
>Went from flat to instant EE breasts
>They got married a week later.

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>>13320290
I like small breast.

>>13320292
Way better

>>13320297
Onwards to stage 3!

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>>13320305
Well, since someone asked about it last thread and I didn't respond in time:
Mrs Stripes is not a Cheshire. I repeat. Not a Cheshire. She just likes to wear a purple tracksuit because she's athletic and stuff.

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>>13320292
>tits grow when frightened
Sounds familiar

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>>13320224
Daily reminder that you're fetishizing a venomous arthropod that's basically just a more repulsive snake.
And an MG that's quite literally a walking lickable drug strip.
>captcha "gnarc"

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>>13320318
Still good. Hell, finally a cat girl... woman... GMILF that's not a Cheshire.

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>>13320321
My thoughts exactly when I came up with her. She's also a DEMANDING lover, with all the demanding powers of a cat.

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>>13320318
>The greatest trick the cheshire pulled was convincing the world she wasn't a cheshire

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>>13320240
>TFW this is all my fetish
I want to do this hard to an Alp

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>>13320319
Haughty, pale flat form never.
Such a shame.

>>13320320
>venomous arthropod that's basically an awesome many legged snake
>And an MG that's quite literally a walking lickable drug strip.
I know, right? There awesome.

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http://pastebin.com/ZXWQEmvq

Here's another 3,000 words or so of Mimiru's story translated. Sorry for the irregular update schedule, but I am currently in Seminar Paper Hell.

This part completes all the buildup and ends with the baphomet making her entrance, so the next update will feature a wizard fight and then the start of the transformation scene.

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>>13320320
Daily reminder I don't care, I want to be wrapped in her coiled body and stroked by her many leg

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>>13320327
I was looking forward to more of this. Thanks.

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>>13320320
Can someone please make a MG version of this Please!

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>>13320320
Never underestimate the power of fetishes

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>>13320327

doing god's work. not christian god or any like it... but definitely some god's.

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Dragons?

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>alp
Can't we just not reply, and make a real thread?

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>>13320330
With stroking back her hair and antennae and kissing the nape of her neck.

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>>13320343
Not this shit again

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>"Happy birthday to me....."
>Your tears were dripping into the cake. You were 25. Fucking 25 and you were alone. On the fucking full moon. You had even left the fucking door open.
>"It's like I have a fucking curse or something..."
>You walked over to the fridge. Leftovers from that local Korean restaurant. Again. For the 8th time this month. You opened up the laptop. At least you had internet. you began to change your clothes into a more skimpier version of 'casual wear.'
>You began to position your camera. You logged onto to rape.tv. It was your night time job. You were ashamed to do it, but you had to make ends meet somehow.
>You began to prepare himself. You were a whore after all, and nobody wants a moody whore.

>"Hey guys! How are you all doing? I love every one of you, and today is indie friday!"
>You cringed at yourself for saying that. You wanted to puke. Would that create views?
>"Today were going to play Raper 3! I saw it requested by alot of you girls, so umm... let's play!"
>Oh right, you had to giggle now. Works everytime. Views are up to 400 and you already got $30. Anonsgreatestfan huh? She has been giving you a lot of donations lately. Eh, a bit creepy but money was never a bad thing.
>"Thank you anonsgreatestfan for donating $30 dollars!"
>What a bunch of faggots. Hell, you don't even like playing videogames. You position yourself 'accidentally' on camera to show the accentuated 'curves' in your pants. This raised views to at least a 1000+

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>>13320343
I think you're overreacting, Alps aren't that bad. Theyre cute and fun to bully! Dire Alps are especially cute to cuddle and love!

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>>13320341
Dragons.
>>13320343
This is a real thread. You got a problem?

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>>13320343
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this thread.

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>>13320343
Nothing wrong with this thread, OP is just a faggot. As usual. Need a new monstergirl next thread though.

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>>13320351
I want a Dragon girl to cuddle me using her arms, wings, and tail.

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>>13320301
But anon, I do love slimes.

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>>13320349
>Dire Alps are especially cute to cuddle and love!
Seems like a waste not to throw in some rape. Which may or may not simply be hip rattling vigorous sex with her on top after which she's all distressed that she raped the guy.

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>>13320322
What story is this and can I have a link to it?

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>>13320363
Go and write some new story already faget.

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>>13320373
In the OP

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>>13320373
http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

It's not about the cat though, and she's only a side character at the moment.

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>>13320363
Part with Alice in it > Dragonslut party > Lamiaslut party > Slimeslut party

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Alright alp lovers it's time for Dante Must Die Mode:

>Her computer contains gigabytes upon gigabytes of doujins by Ruuen Rouga, DATE, Maruneko, Yajiro Masaru, at least two x-change games, the list on. The point is, she can tell you *exactly* why she became an Alp, and she's probably the world record holder for "Fastest transition from Stage 2 to 3"
>Absolutely shameless. Leaves the shower door unlocked, joins you in masturbating, uses egg vibrators constantly, etc
>Although there isn't a single trace of the stuttering spaghetti-dropping mess you'd expect her to be, her tastes, cooking preferences, and the timing in which she brings new shit home for the both of you leads you to believe she can read your mind

How would you go about bullying this monster? Is she going to be bullying you instead?

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>>13320376
Fair enough, thanks.

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>>13320374
No.
New chapter of old one today, though. Promise.

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>>13320384
>Is she going to be bullying you instead?
Probably this. But what would Bully Alps be like?

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>>13320386
I assure, the cat will feature in it prominently in the future. The grim darkness of the future, shrouded in mystery.

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Fucking elves. Seriously.

Just look at those lewd bodies and those fat titties. They would fit better with the cows grazing outside than inside with the real people, claiming to be members of a supposedly 'superior' race.

And just look at those handlebar ears ready to be grabbed by an orc, human or beastman and used as leverage for thrusting into those jiggly asses and depositing their seed inside or spanking them until their ass-cheeks turn completely red.

Fucking shits claim to be better simply because they can surf down staircases and can't be poisoned, but that just means they can't enjoy getting happily drunk like the rest of the sentient races. Alcohol is not for animals anyway.
Besides, they might not be able to get drunk, shoot your semen right in their face and you will see how fucking high the little addicts get from it. Bet you could just leave a bowl filled with semen right in the middle of their queen's throne room and every elf in that room would start rubbing it against themselves, like cats and catnip.

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Whatever happened to Succuvirus? Can we talk about that?

>You will never aid Succuvirus in making a robot she can control like it's her real body

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>>13320393

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>>13320346
He should just go outside on a full moon. Gauranteed succes*.

*Might or might not result in an Ushi-Oni husband.

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>>13320397
>>13320393
Time to format the hard drive.

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>>13320384
She and I are gonna have so much fun.

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>>13320387
Thought it was someone else.

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>>13320384
To me the whole point of bullying alps is to get them to break down and go into stage 3. She's already there, so what's the point.

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What's the worst Christmas gift you can give to your waifu and daughteru? \

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>>13320397
Bitch better be anonymously wiring money into my account if she wants me to be able to afford shit for her.

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>>13320384
Damn, this is like the shameless dragonsluts from the last thread. She can't be bullied. She doesn't need to be bullied, she needs to be bent over the nearest applicable surface and be bred.

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>>13320384
Neglect is the easiest method of bullying

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>>13320397
I want to bully a Succuvirus by strapping magnets to my rigid cock and slapping her right in the computer screen, smearing my ionized juices all over her face.

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>>13320414
That's exactly what she wants.

>>13320416
This.

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>>13320397
She better not slow me down when I'm playing MOBA games

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>>13320418
All that will do is ruin your monitor.

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>>13320412
Socks.

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>>13320384
>Cool confident sporty Alp
>Wimpy stuttering subby Human Boy
I want to see this happen and see how it'd turn out

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>>13320391
There is no error in this post

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>>13320384
Continue to treat the alp like the man she used to be.
Call them by their old name, call them dude and bro, high five them, point out other women to them constantly and most importantly, if they ever show interest in you, respond with "Hey man, you some kind of fag or something?"

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>>13320412
A chastity belt.

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>>13320423
That'll teach her.

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>>13320424
I don't think there is any monster unable to use socks outside of ghosts and Will o' Wisps.

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>>13320413
I wouldn't worry about that. You'll have more important things to worry about when you get infected by a succuvirus.

>>13320429
Are you a harem MC by chance?

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>>13320430
Socks are still the worst gift you can give anyone for Christmas.

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>>13320430
> not expecting them to be used as cumsocks to jerk you off if they can't find your onahole

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>>13320433
As someone who's experienced being homeless and going through Christmas with no presents for years, I've learned that socks are better than people think.

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>>13320384
>Is she going to be bullying you instead?
An Alp bully. Fascinating concept.

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>>13320389
>But what would Bully Alps be like?

I imagine she's read all of your doujins and watched your pornos, and teases you by acting out the personalities of the girls in them, but never quite getting to the sexy parts on her own, as if she's daring you to make the next move.

>You try to turn a corner
>You bump into the Alp
>Toast flies out of her mouth, she clutches her forehead, and you think you can see crocodile tears coming out of her eyes
>Her soaked panties are on display, as well as the pink cord that's snaked into them
>"Kyaaa! Don't look!"
>Wat do

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>>13320435
>Masturbating using a regular sock
Ouch.

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>>13320346
>You began to prepare himself. You were a whore after all, and nobody wants a moody whore
I doubt most monstergirls care about that

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>>13320442
Meanwhile, inna deep woods...

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>>13320390
Alp did make promises to that extent, but
>Alp promises

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>>13320446
In fact they may write it off as him being Tsundere, and get even more exited.

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>>13320442
I did something with multiple Alraunes once.
Nobody noticed because something more interesting was going on.

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>>13320410
How do you even do that? Know who anonymous posters are?
I thought it was all bullshitting, but then someone did it to me accurately once and now I live in awe and fear of the mighty power of all the wizards in the thread

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>>13320450
Stop questioning you little bitch!

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>>13320432
>Are you a harem MC?
No?

>You'll have more important things to worry about
Yeah. Like where else can I slap her with my magnet dick? The hard drive?

>"A-Anon, no! You'll fuck your computer up!"
>"Your filthy mouth says that, but your smoking body is more honest. Look at how electricity you are. Are you sure this fire doesn't mean you're enjoying it? Don't worry. I'm a kind lover. I'll make uTorrent."

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>>13320439
I look away, apologize profusely, and try to help her up, and offer to pic her up some breakfast, or maybe perhaps coffee later, as long as she stops being so confoundedly lewd.

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>>13320442
I can't tell whether these are fairies, elves, or alraunes

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>>13320436
I've not been homeless but people constantly shit on getting new clothes for Christmas when in reality, a new pair of socks or pajamas or something of the like can be really nice.

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>>13320452
They seem like alraunes, but I think they're just dark elves.

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>>13320455
> spoiler
Well played

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>>13320451
>Male tsundere
Yes.

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>>13320454
Don't make me bully you.

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>>13320460
Believe me, a warm meal, socks, and/or new cloths is MUCH nicer than people think. Of course we're not kids anymore so we don't have toys on the mind when thinking of that day.

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>>13320465
>so we don't have toys on the mind when thinking of that day
Yeah, we don't, haha

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>>13320464
That's not how things work in this thread. I said there would be a cat, and a cat there will be. In the very next update she'll show up to bake some buns unexpectedly.

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>>13320439
I don1t have any doujins like that. Though that would be preferable to the alternatives from the ones I do have.

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>>13320467
It's expected now, way to ruin the surprise.

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>>13320467
>>13320471
God, you're such a fucking loser Alp.

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>>13320467
I wanted some buns in her oven, but that'll suffice for now.

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>>13320471
Not much of a surprise when this is the first sentence in the update:
>To my surprise, my neighbour showed up today.

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>>13320478
>some buns in her oven
Don't get ahead of yourself. First she comes over. There's some awkward introducing. Then there's baking. Then there's eating. Then a little cooking. Then some more eating. Then there's molting.

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>>13320466
>Christmas as a kid
>Expect toys
>Get clothing
>Get pissed

>Christmas as an adult
>Expect something
>Get clothing
>Either get mildly upset or actually like them
Do you think monsters are the same way? Would a Wurm get pouty if you didn't get her that DoombaX5 toy she wanted?

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>>13320322
>She's also a DEMANDING lover

Now add creepy crawly venom to that. Oh my, how titillating.

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>>13320485
See, this guy gets it.

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>>13320391
BIG
FAT
BOUNCY
TATS

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>>13320462
>"Maybe I should patch you to get a tail and ears, you naughty little Firefox."
>"No! Your shit is literally catching on fire! Listen to me you dense motherfucker!"
>"Uhn, How do you like my modem log pumping in and out of your Open Office? I-I think I'm gonna Quicktime all over your Dropbox!"
>"Oh god, quick Google, call the fire station!"

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>>13320488
Unf!
>>13320493
Double unf!

[Anonymous No.]

Kraken's shy cuttlefish imouto when?

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>>13320453
Noticed a few traits in the thread I believed were connected to that writefag in one way or another, so I thought t'was him. I seem to be into gathering stuff on people maniac-style and tossing it to them on every chance I have. Eh, works almost never and failed now.
>someone did it to me accurately once
>Alp
Really dude? You're easily traced after an hour of being here.

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>>13320224
Thanks Doc

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>>13320493
If only Horitomo didn't draw such atrocious vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320501
That's not me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320501
B-but I'm not Alp.
Your powers are weak, old man

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>>13320391
>orc
>beastman
I thought they were purged. Don't give me reasons to join the paladins.

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>>13320320
>And an MG that's quite literally a walking lickable drug strip.

TOUCH
FUZZY
GET
D
I
Z
Z
Y

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>>13320433
A man can't have enough socks. I'll gladly take a new pair of socks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320480
Sounds delightful, I have high expectations for the next update.

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>>13320522
No, please don't. I'm not even writing it now, just watching Victory Gundam.

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>>13320384
Well, MGs change their bodies to match their lovers preferences to a certain extent and I like Chubby and muscle
So she be Strongfat, giving me two vectors of attack. I can poke fun about how she's not longer a curvy woman fit for a catwalk.
I could grab a handful of her chub and make fun of how she must have been hitting the hathor a bit more.
I could also stroke the rock hard muscle below her chub, how she no longer looks feminine at all and must be to solid to cuddle.

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>>13320504
>>13320506
Just proves how bad I am at it. Still, I will never refuse to believe it was Nieb earlier in the thread.

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>>13320518

+

>>13320441

>finally gets what Dumbledore was talking about

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>>13320526
It's cool, Alp. You do your thing and when the time comes I'll do mine and rip into you for all the faults and missed opportunities in the update. With a constructive purpose, of course.

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I want an Alp to flick me in the nose and call me her Bitchboy! I want her to make me massage and lick her feet! I want her to laugh at me!

[Anonymous No.]

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. I had nothing to do with the making of this one, I apologize for any shitstorms that may be caused by Alps being used in multiple OPs in a row, and I'm a huge faggot that sucks dicks every day. Thank you.

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>>13320545
Now I feel bad... Just a couple more episodes first though.

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>>13320526
Aren't the old men just the best in Victory? They're so genre savvy.

>A boy?
>Good with machines?
>Falling into a Gundam like fate?
>JACKPOT!
>You're our new ace pilot!

>B-but I'm the trained pilot.

>Shut up bitch. I was a boy in early UC and god just handed us the war.
>OYW
>Gryps
>NZW
>Char's Rebellion
>The box and the end of the Republic of Zeon
>You don't know shit about boys and Gundams
>Just try to stay out of his way.

[Niebelfader No.]

>>13320530

[Anonymous No.]

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. I really fucking love Cait Sith. Bob and I love to start shit in these threads as we collude and plan how to kill these threads in our #tailpussy club. Assimilate or die. Manticores are love, Manticores are life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320554
Also dat Marbet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320161

> Deliberately uses Alp again
> Uses the term "Daddy-o," known bait
> Puts the Blog and Wordpress in the OP

So I see the closet /lgbt/ fags and/or fujoshit-fag are pushing their agenda again and trying to get these threads banned.

[Anonymous No.]

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. A Dragon is fine but Anubis is even better. I don't know which is superior, but regardless I'd want them to put a collar around me and make me theirs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320327
Doing gods work.
This one is much better written than Willimaria's.
Hell, Elt even seems to have a personality this time and has regularly interacted with the heroine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320559
Wait, since when has "Daddy-O" been bait? I started using it to be cheesy and campy way back when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320555
So did I got it or fucked up? Don't be gentle, I'm well past having any self-esteem left after this and just enjoy the shame ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320559

I think its generally getting back at the guy who made another thread because he hated having an alp as the OP last time. Alps are shit, but making a new thread to spite the other is autismal as fuck and will get the threads banned if we aren't careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320301
Slimes and Lava Golems may not be as perfect as some of the undead, but they are still love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320442
>tfw can't go innawoods without getting pestered by these damn plant kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320563
> Hell, Elt even seems to have a personality this time and has regularly interacted with the heroine.
I don't like it.
How am I supposed to self-insert if the guy isn't a blank slate?
There's a time and a place for a developed male MC, and this is not it.

But I still love you Sky, hope grad school is treatin' you right. My workload was vastly reduced, not increased, at postgrad level, so you must have joined Training From Hell College or something.

[Anonymous No.]

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. Really, I'm just a huge slut for undead girls, and would gladly a ghoul, wight, lich and zombie, all at the same time if I have to. That includes cannibalistic water spirits of vengeance

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320594
Penywise goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

OP of the previous monstergirl thread here. There is nothing wrong with letting a nice Fox girl have your liver. Really. I mean, does anyone even use their liver? When was the last time you used yours? Why can't you just be a nice guy and let her have that liver then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320594
Poundfoolish plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320547
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

WITH A TONGUE LIKE A COW
SHE CAN MAKE YOU GO WOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320597

what kind of experiments?

because almost everyone has one or two they want performed on them by a pretty girl. But the thing about experiments is that once there is a large enough result set, researchers tend to move on to other experiments... or other test subjects

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320575
A queen slime would be nice, ever since they redid the profile you can have a harem and still be loyal to one girl.

>>13320592
Eh, Elt seems pretty laid back and his little exchange with Mimiru is something I'd probably have.
I honestly don't know if I'd be able to get over the fact that she's a little girl.
There would be teasing.
So much teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320594
>I'm just a huge slut for undead girls
Never should have guessed.

>ghoul, wight, lich and zombie, all at the same time
Alright, now this I really wouldn't have guessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320604
My brother. Being bullied by an Alp is the best! It's the final frontier of being bullied by Monster Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320615
You're all nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

Alpanon - Vertex is first story with a dark-elf that actually made me curious about dark-elves. And right now with the way you left it, it's just one giant tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320588

>Hey anon unplug your nose and have some of my nectar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320622
I'm sorry. It's just that people aren't interested in it so I've been working on other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>This entire thread minus OtherSideOfSky

>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320623

AHNUCHEEKIBREEKI

IV DAMKI

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, didn't know Kakuen got translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320628
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320442
I really want to like Alraunes and plantgirls in general, but the fact that they can't move don't make them very appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320633
For those yet to see it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320599
>>13320603
They all funpost down here, georgie

>>13320613
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320619
Don't call them nuts Anon, bullying them just encourages. Hell, maybe these guys are so bullied that it no longer affects them, and they have to resort to wanting to be bullied by the lowest of the low just to feel pathetic enough to satisfy their sick lust.

God have mercy on those who dare attempt to comprehend their twisted warped tastes. And the poor Alps they harass into bullying them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320636
I imagine that even mobile monstergirls would keep me chained up in the rape cave or, at best, tied to the bed; I ain't gonna be going anywhere.
So immobile mgs that also aren't going anywhere don't faze me in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320638
They are OK but I don't particularly like the hedonism aspect.
I just want to engage in kung fu shenaniganry with my monkey waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320638
They are pretty bland.
>They are very agile and literally can't stop having sex.
>That's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320615
I'm not averse to the idea, but only if it's done by an Alp like in >>13320384

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320638
>doesn't rape
>masturbates thinking about the human she likes
>evidence of actual love for being the species the closest to humans
>the moment they have sex they become drooling mindless puppets

KAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320645
>I don't get it
It was obvious that you like undead, but the depths of your undead sluttery were unexpected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320653

>"OH MY GOD KC, A BAD ENDING!"
>"A BAD ENDING?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320650
>>13320653

In the older profiles there wasn't a length requirement. Now there is for the English TL version for whatever stupid reason. Hence why you get 3 paragraphs of useful info then 5-6 of "lol, sex." Thanks MGR/Brolen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320651
They also have fat arses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320648
Well, if there's internet is not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320663
I'll give them that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320651
Agreed.
And I'm not an ass man either.
Gets filed under "I'm sure I'd get Stockholm Syndrome'd into a drooling primate-slut if she caught me, but I ain't gonna go looking for monkeybutts"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320622
>>13320625
And just so we're clear on this, I'll get back to it. STAY TUNED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320661
Awesome,
because that isn't going leave out important info or fall into a pattern of "They are good at this and SEEEEEEEX!"
I continue to wish that this was in a languge that wasn't moon rune.

>>13320663
The best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320655
They are just so great. And the best thing about undead girls is all girls is undead girls. You a dragon slut? Enjoy your dracolich. Spiderlover? A spiderwight might. Fish? Her sisters will eat you. Is your waifu a wolfu? Ghoulwoulfu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320672

It kind of already is stuck in that pattern. They're even going back and pushing "fixed" versions of the old profiles so that they become even more watered down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320677
I know and I honestly don't know why, its one thing to go back and clean up some edits, lord knows what may/may not be right with the older ones, but limiting size arbitrarily like that is only going to reduce their quality because you have to cut out content.
My guess is they are cutting back the size purely for aesthetic value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320612
My giantess fetish wants a slime that cannot divide at all so she just gets bigger and bigger
>No slime waifu that you can swim in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320683

No you misunderstand. They are ADDING needless paragraphs.

With the Monkey, for example, you only need paragraphs 1, 2, 3, and 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320691
They are adding them?
Ok, that causes another issue of flooding profiles with extra crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320691
Wait what? Explain how, and explain how adding bullshit that wasn't in the original is a translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320674
>Ghoulwoulfu.
My God, it's glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320661
> In the older profiles there wasn't a length requirement. Now there is for the English TL version for whatever stupid reason

I don't understand. Are you saying the MGR translations just make stuff up to fill space?
I Wouldn't put it past them, but it seems particularly stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320496
Wouldn't cuttlefish be less shy? I mean, she's got so much more backbone.

[Anonymous No.]

Bobanon here. I've decided to make a new CYOA for you guys, just choose a couple of monster girls you'd like for our MC to meet and let's go! I've also got a few really kinky ideas about this, not revealing anything now but expect some fresh shifts from normal smut...
Also, guess what guys! I've made it to Amazon.com, stuff is both paperback and hardcover, and they already sold over a thousand copies! Just wanted to tell you this won't be ever possible without thread's support and fair advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320708
[Anon Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320697
>>13320698
>>13320701
>>13320701

Any semi-competent translator would look at the lines about sex and reduce them down to a single paragraph (if that) while still maintaining the original intent. But not Brolen. He literally translates everything in the most dry and verbose manner possible. He claims this is to be complete and to satisfy the terms of his paid contract.

It's like watch some cooking show on TV and the Host explains how to move the pot from the sink to the stovetop every 5 minutes. You can see them doing it and there is no purpose besides filling dead air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320708
This sounds like a post designed to be as triggering as possible.
But I'll give you a chance 'cos I'm a forgiving soul. Ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320708
Lets try a Kraken girl, they're underloved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320708

> Amazon.com

I fucking wish. Then we could report him and any future things me makes as Advertising spam just like LDR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320717
You know KC makes books, can we report these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320699
>She'll never sit in your lap and watch tv with you, as you hug her, tail wagging slightly
>She'll never lightly, absentmindedly gnaw on your arm just because its there, seeing as how she's slumped into the hug, and your arms have risen up to cross over her mouth and shoulders, like a scarf made of husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320723
WRITE IT! SOMEONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320725

There's no one left to write it. RS' Khornate Ushi killed everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320708
Go fuck yourself. I know this is what you want to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320728
Phooey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320645

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320711
I'd be mad, but I've been putting up with this crap for 2 years now. It's just a grim feeling of "they're at it again"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320706
Charon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320739

Exactly. The Per/Brolen cabal has been running the MGE show for a long time. Not even a scandal like harassing KC/Exet was enough to remove them. Hope you enjoy their version of MGE though, because that's all you're going to get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320725
I would but I'm writing other things right now. Like the wightharem from a thread or two ago. Don't expect it any time soon because I still have Ghoul to finish, but I've got the characters for the harem down and that's a start. Big, soft ara titwight, small tomboyish buttwight and a tall, lithe legwight. Should be fun.

>>13320734
>"Come on bucko..."
>She cups her breasts
>"Don't you want a baloon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320750
>wightharem
The one about the cuddling and the pretending to be feral?
UNF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320756
That's the one. Haven't done a harem before so it'll be good experience making that group dynamic feel natural and not awkward. Any one have any tips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320711
Can't say anything on Brolen's TL quality or whatever, but they don't seem to 'add' anything to old profiles. As much as I'm concerned, they just check and/or expand the info using book profiles. Plus some of the older ones actually need re-check since they were TL'd eons ago and by God knows who, and remembering that part in Lizard's old profile stating 'If the dude loses, his life is in danger' that guy didn't appear to be very good.

[Anonymous No.]

Lich/Ghoul (whichever fits better) and Lamia please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320762
Well the most important thing about the group's dynamics is that every character is unique and has a different relationship with every other character.
It's not like I've ever written a harem before either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320768
Yeah I'll have to be careful to keep in mind that they are characters beyond just being this guy's wife.

[Anonymous No.]

random.org

Roll 1-10

You are locked in an old english castle for one night. Four predatory Monster Girls are lurking, each Christmas Cake status. Each not having cuddled in years. Each hungry for a husband. If you can survive the night virgin, you may receive 1 Million dollars, and if you wish can ask a lady of your choice out to dinner with you and enjoy an equal relationship, if you want. You can choose not to engage any of them, or try a femdom/maledom one if it suits you. Get caught and raped by one, and enjoy being hers for all eternity in an eternal femdom relationship with her. Collars included

Roll and your number determines the outcome:

1 - Get raped by a Kraken
2 - Get raped by a Ushi-Oni
3 - Get raped by an Apophis
4 - Get raped by a Jabberwock
5 - Get raped by a Minotaur
6 - Get raped by a Will-O-Wisp
7 - Get raped by a Manticore
8 - Get raped by a Chesire Cat
9 - Congratulations, you survived the Night and win!
10 - Get raped by a Dire Alp

Will you be a millionaire or get raped trying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>2
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>6
Eh. Could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
1. Could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
5.
>Could have been worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>10
But Anon, it's not me getting raped if I'm enjoying and giving it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320762
I find harems a lot easier to digest if it's a group of already-friendly girls that specifically go out looking for a shared husbando.

MC MagicCock turning a succession of girls into his pleasure-drunk cum-sows has its place in a quick fap-doujin, but is not well suited to a prose story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>1
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>8

I am the greatest! I bet it's like one million Zimbabwe dollars though. Pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320811
But 8 means you got raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320811
Anon, really...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>Jabberwock

As long as she doesn't shout "Oh Bill", I think I can endure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320711
The fuck are you saying
Are you seriously whining about getting full legit translation instead of edited version with most text cut out?
The whole point of MGE is sex and editing it out sounds retarded as fuck
Would you also like doujins with all non h pages translated and maybe one sex page somewhere in the middle?
By your logic "competent" translation of tlor would be "there was a hobbit named frodo. One day he found cursed ring of evil villain so he went on epic quest and destroyed it. The end"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320805
That's funny because I find the real world harem building of politics, pecking order and grudging acceptance between women that might build to friendship and sisterhood later much more realistic.

But then he's already picked out the cheap variety route method of appearance so meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>today was the day
>the day you'd finally confess to that cute boy who you've been watching all this time
>he's so shy and nervous
>but most importantly, single
>and terrified of spiders
>this actually is a problem because you're an arachne
>but there's nothing to worry about, because the power of love will allow you to conquer his fear and make him yours
>you stare at him all day with hearts in your eyes, longing for him to accept your love and hold you in a tight embrace
>you check your reflection a nearby window. On second thoughts those heart contacts look tacky, best remove them.
>ah, its finally time.
>he's about to pass by on the way home from school, you'd better make a good entrance to make your confession as memorable as possible
>you climb that tree he always passes and wait patiently for the moment you've been waiting for all day
>your heart is racing and your mouth is dry. What if he refuses? What if that ELF BITCH got to him first?
>no! He will accept you! Anything is possible if you believe!
>except for the new Star Wars movie not sucking.
>come on now, we all know its gonna blow
>fucking George Lucas
>shit, you lost your train of thought
>oh yeah, here he comes!
>you take a deep breath and rapidly descend into his path
>you dangle before him with your legs splayed out wide
>partially to prevent him walking around you
>but mostly to show just how much of you there is to love
>"I love you! Please give me the honour of becoming your devoted wife, my life is meaningless without you!"
>is what you wanted to say
>but you were nervous
>so it came out as "BLERGARRRRHHHRGH!"
>for some strange reason your arachnophobic love interest doesn't take well to a giant spider falling on his head and sounding like it was demanding blood
>he screams, terrified of you, and sprints back the way he came.
>you can feel your own heart breaking harder with every rapid footstep that carries him further from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320820
It's not nice to strawman, anon.

Take it easy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320805
The premise I've worked out so far is necromancer-kun plans world domination, and he's a bit of a womanizer, so naturally as he breaks into the morgue his first three minions are the three most beautiful women he could find. From there he'd had pawns that would let his zombies into the refuge shelters and further infect the populace, winning the world over in a zombie apocalypse. However his world domination coincides with the demon lord's ascent, and just as he casts his spell to raise his first minions in an overly chuuni manner, this massive influx of magic corrupts the spell, and adds its own clauses. Instead of vicious rabid corpses, he simultaneously gains three zombie waifus who all recognize him as husband and follow him like lost puppies. This is told in flashback, and cuts to them already being wights and hijinx, cause I'm a lay shit. spoilered for spoilers.

So yeah, it's not like they're already-friendly, but rather, born from the same litter. Sisters in death? That kind of thing. they gain their minds at roughly the same time and all view eachother as family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320829
Realistic, yes.
Comfy, sexy reading, no.
Not for me anyway, but you're entitled to your fetishes anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320834
>I can't say anything so I will say muh strawman
I don't know what the fuck you are thinking but I don't want porn translation with all porn killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320831
>why?
>you only wanted to tie him to a wall somewhere and make him your adoring personal little manslut
>was he gay or something?
>if he was, all the more reason to cure him
>its not bigoted, the demon lord herself said it was ok
>it doesn't matter if she was drunk at the time, she's the boss of all monsters, whatever she says goes
>anyway, you needed a new plan to make your beloved want you
>so fuck it, you're breaking into his house tonight and raping the shit out of him
>exposure therapy, the cure all to everything!
>later that night you storm into his house
>puny human locks can't seperate you from each other!
>you watch from the darkness as he begins to panic. He knows something is in the house with him
>you scuttle around the walls and ceiling. Walking on the walls and ceiling make you feel like a fucking superhero and shit
>you can't help yourself, and giggle as he gasps in fright when he catches a slight glimpse of you
>fuck, scared humans are adorable
>you just want to hold them tight and RAPE AND RAPE AND RAPE AND-
>uh, cuddle. Yeah, cuddle the fear away
>anyway, time to get a husband!
>you drop down in front of him with a huge smile on your face
>he might not die of fear if you look friendly enough
>too bad you're baring your fangs by doing this, and they're dripping with venom right now
>you can't help salivating, he's right there and ready for the taking
>and venom is such a negative word for it
>its actually a mixture of aphrodisiacs and relaxants, designed to make your prey horny and comfortable with being jumped by a giant arachnid.
>generally you'd think using it was for casuals, but this guy is a special case and it seems you'll need all the help you can get

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320836
I find unlikely things happening to realistic people believable. I can't suspend my disbelief when someone fundamentally alters how a sapient thinking brain works with all the "love each other equally" hippie orgy nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
HOLY SHIT
>Actually got 9

I know exactly what I'm gonna do with all this dosh.
>Get settled for life investing in the creation of warehouses.
>Get even more dosh from the monthly revenue.
>Buy the fucking castle and tell all those sexy, desperate Christmas Cakes and more they can stay and live with me.
>Form a beautiful family with all of those monster girls and have alot of daughterus with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320708
Anon, pls. You ought to know Bob never reveals himself by name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320850
>Implying a million bucks is even enough for one new warehouse in a good area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320831
>>13320846
I want this to have a happy end, Archanaphobes and Arachne dating are my heart fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320846
>He begins to practically convulse in terror
>or its some kind of human mating dance. Shit, you really should have read up on this beforehand
>just in case he is actually still scared, you slowly creep towards him, licking your lips and uncontrollably giggling due to his cuteness
>he grabs a nearby lamp and begins swinging it around as a makeshit weapon
>ah, so it was terror
>see, you already know him so well, you'll make a great couple
>ah, it'll hurt if he hits you with the lamp. Best to swipe that out of his hands and pin him to the wall
>there, now he can't hurt himself by struggling
>the begins to scream like his life depended on it as you pedipalps hold him in place
>"Shh... it's ok. I'm not gonna hurt you"
>you run a chitanous hand across his cheek, wiping the tears away, before sinking your fangs into his neck
>you smile as his body goes limp, a dopey smile spreads on his face and a huge bulge grows in his pants
>finally, you have an adorable husband to call your own!
>you slip down to his jeans and rip them off in a lust fuelled excitement
>and prepare to - wait, WHAT THE FUCK?
>you glare up at your now enthralled prey, disgusted
>"to think I had feelings for you!" you hiss, your voice filling with a venom to surpass even your fangs
>feeling nothing but revulsion, you toss him aside and stomp out of the house
>your former love interest is left in an intoxicated haze, sitting confused and looking down at the offending article
>a bright red pair of underpants with a single word in yellow printed on the front
>"BAZINGA"
>you storm back to your house, disgusted that you could have had a husbando with such SHIT TASTE
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>you're gonna be so lonely again
>but at least you have fucking standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>get caught
>instantly lose
Just fuck right off, even Clocktower gives you more chances than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320859
What are you, a Casual? Can't do a perfect run? Get fucked scrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320853
C'mon.
>>13320556
>>13320561
>>13320594
>>13320601

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320854
Depends where you build it Anon.
it's all about wise investments.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a snake to wrap me up in a full body hug and never let me go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320860
I shouldn't dignify this with an answer, but here you go anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320847
I'll keep this in consideration, but it is a silly little thing. I'll use jealously sparsely as a spice, and whilst there will be a hierarchy, there just won't be any backstabbing or politicking. This story isn't the time for complex interactions. That comes in greyguard, assuming I'm smart enough to write it. I'll always feel bad that my characters are cursed by my own hard-cap on intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320858
>Bazinga underwear prevents you fro gting raped.
It would be useful, but at what cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320803
>W-well, time for you to c-cum down to my cuddle dungeon....(did I say it right?)
>I'll t-tie you up and give you this nice engagement collar I-I've been holding on to-eep!
>My my, you certainly are a-aaaanh-ggresive to go after my bre---
>AH! not there! I-I'm not ready ye-NOT THE TAIL!
>S-stop! I-I'm suppo-ooooo-sed to be on top!

and that's how I met your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320835
So you're telling me that MC MagicWand waves his staff at some random chicks and they become his mindless zombie sex slave harem.

...You write what you want, but I'm gonna give it a pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320867
Sure is, and warehouses are not one of them. But then so is most real estate bubble stuff. It only works on a larger scale where you have tens or hundreds of millions to play with so you can tank the losses and maximize the wins. You might as well be banking on currency exchange or stocks if you're going to be that frivolous with one million.

Smart thing to do would be to play with a small portion and park the rest of it until these stupid low interest rates finally sprout back up and get much better guaranteed returns on fixed investments.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the fluffiest of them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>Christmas Cake Will-o-Wisp
She's getting tenderly loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320876
Pretty much man. It's a happy accident sort of premise. Silly and stupid. I don't intend for it to be the sort of story which takes itself seriously,I mean, sure it's not every one's thing but whatever. Just out of curiosity, how would you go about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320881
Kitsune's for number
Tanuki for size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320750
>wightharem from a thread or two ago
You are too based. I thought that idea would simply fade from memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320493
Another Horitomo's scylla and isn't Shioran.
Sauce please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320568
>spite

Don't know if I'd call it spite, pulling tis shit again, this faggot is really asking for it.

>will get the threads banned if we aren't careful.

I swear if the OP of the next thread is a fucking alp I'm making three threads. Fuck everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320888
No way could that be forgotten. If he'd forgotten, I'd have done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>9
Dosh and a CC Manticore it is.

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>>13320873
It's not even that. It's more that most harem writers are too gutless to even designate a guy's favorite, his Grand Wife. There doesn't need to be jealousy or hate, but perfect equality is ridiculous. And there's even the small things like "Nothing can ruin a friendship quicker than living together." You don't see one being lazy and messy and not pulling her weight or not doing the dishes on her turn. Just normal roommate stuff that happens even between best friends. Show that four people living together is a lot more complicated than two.

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>>13320835
Perfectly fine for the tone and type of story you're going for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320711

Translators should translate everything.

I am capable of the feat of pre-skimming and than SKIPPING the information/text which I don't find interesting.

Translators that take it upon themselves to "condense" are not translating they are summarizing - and it is always in doubt as to which detail they considered not worthy of mentioning, but which was important to others.

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>>13320885
I wouldn't try to write haram at all, that's what I'd do.

I guess my main hang-up is that, from what little you told me, there doesn't seem to be any compelling reason for them to want to go harem beyond "It's magic I don't gotta explain shit".

Monstergirls are voracious little minxes and I don't see them choosing to share a guy they just met, with 2 girls they just met, when they could shuffle off in their own directions and get a whole husbando each.

It's just my personal anti-harem-fag psychosis talking, anon, don't worry about it, I'm obviously not your target audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320881
Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320904

There is, however, a difference between:

> Today I went to the store to grab a few things. It was sunny out. And then it rained when I got home. The End.

And...

> Today I went to the store. The store where I get things. Things are good. I like things. The sun was out. But then it wasn't. Because clouds. Stupid clouds. The end.

Which sounds more natural to you?

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>>13320911
He's talking about BEFORE you make them into beanbag chairs.

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>>13320899

>harem where the women are tiered from "most liked" to "lease liked"

They are not gutless anon. Even people as bad at relationships as most harem writers, are smart enough to avoid the most obvious rookie mistake any guy can make when trying to get along with more than one girl.

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>>13320909
pale as fuck zombie
>white background

For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320914
Cait Sith then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320918
>Implying people don't have natural favorites in every walk of life no matter what they say
>Implying even children don't pick up on it when they have siblings

There's what people say and then there's the truth.

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>>13320911
Just because she's covered in fur doesn't make her fluffy. Short-hairs like her aren't really possessed of the 'fluff.'

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>>13320895
You should still do it, because I'll write the first thousand or so words for the foundation so I don't forget where I was originally going with it, and set it aside and finish some other things. Who knows how long it could take. And we always need more undead stories.

>>13320899
I think a lot of that will come naturally by virtue of the personalities I've given them. Serious Longlegs is the motherly one, who engages the most with undead high society. ara ara bigtits follows along but cares less, and the tomboy opted to pretend to be a zombie and stay home watching zombie movied dressed in oversized hoodies until she was found out. The order sort of naturally falls into Mother>Big sister>Little sister, with the husband floating between the three of them, complementing what each three needs at times. Relaxing the serious one, getting the tomboy to actually do things, and being cuddledomed by the docile tittymonster.

Beyond that I don't think I'll be planning things like X happens, garnering favor for Y and allowing her to supersede Z in the pecking order. That said, I'd be very interested in reading about an actual, realistic harem, and how that would pan out.

>>13320909
Well he rose them to be his obedient minions and do his bidding. Queen succuslut twists the nature of the spell, so I think it's easy for the minion clause to turn into wife, and they are brainless zombies for the first few years, controlled by only instinct and the now-twisted stipulations of the spell which resurrected them. At the time of wightdom they would have been together for all their unliving memory. I mean, if this doesn't make sense or doesn't click, please tell me why and how, I want at least a modicum of believeability in the scenario

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>>13320912

not sure what you mean by natural. But the second one is superior - the fragmented "thoughts" and 2 added "reaction thoughts" give insight into character. It could either denote state of character's mindset today - or his normal state. Shows me some of his personality.

The first one is a bland description.

I am rewatching all -gatari series right now. First one I watched was by a duo that translated exactly what was there.

Second one is "optimizing" - second one's version is shit because after their optimizing all characters in the show are exactly the same and dry as fuck. Humour and personality were optimized right the fuck out.

So those kind of translations are a sore point - they deprive people of appreciating core material. Anyone who does that, is better off not translating at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320847
A psichology/sociology report is not what most want when looking for a light hearted, amusing short to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320929
>You should still do it
Fiiine. But how do I make it stand apart from yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320930
Which subs do you use?

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>>13320925

>there is the truth
>there is being a dick about the truth
>implying that because kids "pick up on it", its better off to ever tell a kid "we like you sister better then you anon. It's the truth"
>implying any girl ever wants to settle for a guy who loves some other girl in a way she will never be loved.
>implying any person ever wants to be earmarked as the shit-tier wife/husband
>implying anyone wants to read about the abuse harems where girls deal with not being loved by the guy, but stick around anyway to watch him love another, while merely "liking" her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320932
I don't even care. I'm just tired of "What if they're happy hippie bisexual sex drones?" as an answer every time harem issues are brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320944
>happy hippie bisexual sex drones
I'd be content living like that.

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>>13320935
That shouldn't be hard man, I'm pretty mediocre compared to some of the guys I read here. Shoot for a different dynamic? Different setting? Hell, if you want to straight up take the reins, I don't mind. Not like I don't have enough to focus on as is, I just get distracted by cute and silly tangents really easy. Not like it was my idea to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320941

animespirit.ru - watch dubs only.

Russian dub scene is amazing for both men and women collaborating on multi-voice dubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320946
Hey, I've got more than too much to work on. Don't pour this on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320942
When you're narrative is from inside the guy's head, you have to show the favoritism. You can hide in speech but you can't hide it in thought. Nobody said he can't love them all just like good parents love all their children very much and more than anyone else, just that there's no perfect equality. And that the author should not pretend there is.

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>>13320929
>And we always need more undead stories.
Yes. Yes we do. And while Wights aren't my favorite, I'm glad to see you actually did decide to take it up.

>>13320784
>4
Well, it's better than some of the other choices. Most of them, actually, and that's from someone who doesn't really care for dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320944
And I'm tired of tirades like yours, every time someones harem neurosis is triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320949
Is there no one who will stand up and try to write?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320847

but without the "love each other equally" non-sense harems don't work. Or are you selectively tolerating the fundamental aspect of sapient beings who want to be loved, where the less-favoured women in the harem are basically NTRed but stick around anyway?

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>>13320959
Hey, I wrote TWO paragraphs today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320960
And now you know why harems are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320957
What's your favorite anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320962
They looked to me once. Now they turn to you. Do you understand now?
Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this?
They don't want a writefag. They just want a story, a lewds to fap to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320960
>What is settling?
Second place with the guy you love and who loves you back, just not as much as someone else, can sometimes be preferable to nobody at all. In real life there's mitigating factors such as status, cultural expectations and other things.

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>>13320966
>lewds to fap to
Count me out of this madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320947
>stream
>rudub
Pls no
Этот же шутка? Один хрен все русабы перевод анлейта, при переводе перевода теряется почти весь смысл

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320970
We've written everything we can. There are no writefags left in man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320959
Now you finally get it. There are not writefags. /mgt/ is doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320963

still a fan - and my appreciation of them depends on my belief that it's possible to appreciate two or more different people for different qualities without comparing them.

At multiple points in my life, especially during school years I have had friends - as in more than one. The thought to rate them by 1st, 2nd,3rd... place, never occurred to me, and the one time we had a discussion about concept of "best friend" all agreed that it was stupid.

I have also liked more than one girl at a time - if they liked me back, don't see any issues with me loving both, even though there were completely different in looks and personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320944
This is a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320975
>>13320976
Goddamit, I'm writing an update, I'M WRITING AN UPDATE!

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>>13320929
>Well he rose them to be his obedient minions and do his bidding.

I'm not saying that "This is implausible within the context of an MGE-style world". It totally is plausible.

But a magical harem whose members are necromatically compelled to be the MC's cocksleeves and united only by the target of their compulsion... is just not my fetish.

Do it to one girl it's fine. Make a harem out of it, I get butthurt. I don't pretend it's rational, that's just how it is.

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>>13320958
As opposed to the Cuckercore solution? No thanks. Harems are fine. Trying to make the girls as sexually as attracted to each other as the guy is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320960
>>13320963

It's love. We don't got to explain shit.

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>>13320965
Lich, followed closely by Yetis. I say followed closely, but it is still a pretty clear victory for the Lich since I would forsake all the cuddles, hugs and love the poor Yeti could offer for a chance with a Lich.

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>>13320977
>The thought to rate them by 1st, 2nd,3rd... place, never occurred to me
Now this I can understand.

>I have also liked more than one girl at a time
But you've lost me here.

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>>13320984
>Make a harem out of it, I get butthurt. I don't pretend it's rational, that's just how it is.

I value your honesty about your opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320989
I like when the flaws with that method were brought up with third wheel anon in DoubleMaus.

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>>13320990
>It's love
>We don't got to explain shit.
Not that you could anyway.

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>>13320960
Are you implying that women are more than the property of their husband or father, if they aren't the same?
Because that's absolutely haram.

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>>13320981
God speed, Joe

>>13320992
Nice taste.

>>13320984
This is fair enough. I mean it's a little more than mere necromantic compulsion. As their "father", the mage who brought them back to life, it's also on him to supply their spiritual energy, so there's practical reasons for staying with their creator, but all in all I get your point. It's a shame. I try to write to make as many dudes happy as possible, but I also know that there are a few who just don't like it.

Like if there were a guy who hated undead. He's be fucked and there's nothing I can or will do about that. It's a shame, but it is what it is, I suppose.

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>>13320998
>implying I can't

You love someone so much that even if they're with someone else you don't mind being second or third choice. Being with that person is enough.

It's like you've never had girls fight for you god damn.

Also, nice job, made me explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321010
Joe?

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>>13321012
>You love someone so much that even if they're with someone else
>being a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321012
>It's like you've never had girls fight for you god damn.

Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321016
What if your waifu loves you, and you love her, but only another man could satisfy her sexually. Does it really matter? Also >Cuck Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320973
Никак нет. Я не в курсе с чего они переводят, так как во внутренности этой сцены не копался... и сам не зная японского, понятия не имею носколько оригинал лучше.

Но если бы эти люди не переводили, то нефига бы вобще не смог посмотреть - и вполне видно когда люди стараються передать детали/изьяны оригинала, или когда они просто скрипт решили почитать.

И как то не сильно вериться что всё с англиского перевода берут - так как на русских сайтах я переводы и с сабами и дабами регулярно вижу раньше чем на англиских. Вобще англиские уже 2 года не посещал, так как русские в этих вопросах делают и быстрее и гораздо лучше, и в отлчии от тех что на англиском находил, работают коммандами так что женские голоса озвучиваются девушками - при чём с попытками характер передать.

Tl,DR - rudub is amazing, contrary to popular belief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321015
Joe was a writefag. Perhaps, the last writefag. A writefag /mgt/ lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you guys ever get tired of having the same arguments over and over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321020
Cuck.

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>>13321020
>Does it really matter?
Are you fucking serious?

>Cuck Nice meme.
After what you just said, you can't play the meme card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321026
>Don't you guys ever get tired of having the same arguments over and over?
You realise we're on 4chan right? That is why we exist. To argue endlessly and accomplish nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321024
That's sad. But he couldn't have been the last. I'm here, aren't I? For half an hour more, at least.
>>13321026
This is the umpteenth time we've done it, and we've become exceedingly good at it.

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>>13321020
Come on anon, you can only throw just a hook out so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321021
>>13320973
Commies, please. This is an American image-board, not somewhere you can suck your precious Lenin's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321030>>13321029
>vat ist bait

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>>13321020
The funny thing is you just exactly described a cuck.

Whereas being in a harem is more like she's greedy and wants lots of boys including you to satisfy her sexually. But don't be sad, you'll have lots of money and status and get to do all sorts of fun things and pursue your own hobbies when you're not in the devil's triangle. And some of the other dudes might even be bros!

[Anonymous No.]

Being a necromancer in MGE would be so much fun.

>Spend years hunting down tomb to ancient barbarian warlord, feared for his savagery and skill at arms. His axes had claimed many a warrior until he was slain through a combination of poison, thirteen arrows, and a fruit cart.
>Break open burial tomb and traverse the dusty corridors until you reach his final resting place, his body mummified and buried with all his wealth.
>It is time, invoke the darkest magics possible to return the warrior to life, twin orbs of blue fire burning within the skull's eye sockets as a false soul is placed within his empty shell of a corpse, his very memories ripped from the bones and copied over.
>As the spell finishes in a burst of inky black shadow you see your minion for the first time, boney limbs slowly grabbing its weapons as it rises, twin orbs of bale fire burning from a beautiful face, her great, heaving bosom bare to the world.
>This...is your champion?
>....this isn't like your ancient tomes of darkness at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321033
>That's sad. But he couldn't have been the last. I'm here, aren't I? For half an hour more, at least.
Man you should go listen to the albums by The Protomen. Good stuff, cool stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321039
Sure, but you know how it is.
If you go "This is bait" too soon, you'll get "Hurr everything you don't like is bait" in return.

Godda play it smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321015

>7 Peso Sanchez
>Affronted Alfredo
>Agitated Alonso
>Anally Annihilated Armano
>Annoyed Alberto
>Antonio 'Quatro Horas' Rodriquez
>Assblasted Alejandro
>Bitter Benito
>Buttblasted Benicio
>Buttflustered Bobo
>Buttmad Burrito
>Conniption Carlos
>Displeased Diego
>Enojado Esteban
>Enraged Eduardo
>Fanny Flustered Felipe
>Francisco Furioso
>Frustrated Frijole
>Furious Fernando
>Grouchy Gustavo
>Hateful Hernandez
>Herniated Humberto
>Irate Iñigo
>Irritated Ignacio
>Jalapeno Joe
>Jittery José
>Mad Miguel
>Miffed Martinez
>Offended Orlando
>Outraged Ortega
>Peeved Pedro
>Perturbed Paco
>Pestered Pablo
>Pissed Patricio
>Pricky Papi
>Raging Renaldo
>Raunchy Roberto
>Regurgitating Rodrigo
>Resentful Raul
>Riled Romero
>Rustled Ramon
>Salty Samuel
>Salty Sanchez
>Sassy Spic
>Sellout Saul
>Shitposting Sergio
>Tantrum Tony
>Ticked-off Taco
>Upset Umberto

Angry Joe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321048
Didn't know we were on /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321044
>"C-can you wield the legendary axe of this hero?"
>"I can wield dick."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321048
>Angry Joe
Do you even know what we're talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321048
Big McLargehuge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321048
I want him to meet my old friend Ben "Picking out the Spics" Garrison

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321054
Chuck groundbeef

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321048
Please no, I still haven't gotten that image of Other Joe topless out of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321051

>I can wield dick

uhm... you just raised an undead Futa anon. Necromancy rating - shit. Membership to cool necro club, revoked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321044
Being a necromancer is almost always fun, but the shit that you could do in the MGE world. Oh man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321059
Beef Flanksteak

I wish to taunt an Oni with these nicknames

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321044
>>13321064
Too bad you can't become a lich since your dick will automatically fall of and you will grow a vagina instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321048
>>13321050
>>13321054
>>13321059
>>13321061
>>13321058
>>13321066

i don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321071

FOUR HOURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321071
References and misunderstandings, Anon.
References and misunderstandings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321063
Your dick, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321068
>Can't be a badass Lich King anymore
I know that feel. Or I would if KC hadn't said you can go undeadcubus and then manlichify.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321068
>>13321078
Hey, at least if you become a Lich the Alps will invite you into their secret club!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321044

>be a necromancer
>trying to impose unholy fear on you enemies
>hate barbarians, due to ancient nerds vs. jocks debate
>raise undead hordes
>weird looking undead hordes, but what the hell
...
>mfw when my undead army is sucking and fucking my enemies to sleep
>mfw when months of my effort where spent to provide my enemies with free booty
>mfw when my undead army now waifud by my enemies
>go hide in my dungeon, contemplating existence of being a pimp
>mfw when no bodies left to raise an undead waifu for myself, because I was so thorough the first time
>don't even try not to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320200
>>13320207
>>13320218
Former heroes, now battle succubi, confirmed for having enough magic and sword skills to turn aside small arms fire.

I'm so sorry, /k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321081
I don't want to go into their secret, cock-sucking club! I want to rule the land of the living with an army of sexy undead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321064
>Come across an recent battlefield littered with corpses, the perfect spot to resurrect soldiers for your skeletal champion to lead into battle.
>The smell of death, the cawing of ravens. This is your home (other than the apartment back in town at least anon)
>Invoke the dark magic again, cackling as your zombie horde rises, groaning and moaning for....warmth?
>Cute paladin missing an eye (now replaced with more blue fire) rubs her cheek against yours while the other's join in.
>Even your warlord gets in on it, the traitor.
>Have to spend the next few hours convincing thirty zombies to stop cuddling you so you can lead them to war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321068
Jokes on you! I never wanted to be one anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320200
>Buttobasa

the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321089
Yeah, they're sucking cocks in their SECRET club. Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321087
>KC: "lol, my monsters are super stronk"
Yes, we're all still reeling from the shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321016


>living in the 1950's

I agree that being a cuck is undesirable to me, but like I said, love man, it makes bitches out of some people.

>"What do you know? All of you? He belongs with me. I'm nothing without him".

"Yeah that I have to agree with. You're pathetic you know that? You're not even a cuck anymore, you're a shell of a cuck".

>"Yeah? You're one to talk..."

"Meaning?"

>"The last time I looked in on you, you were fighting as if to the death, now you're back making googly eyes at each other like nothing happened, makes me want to heave".

"I don't know what you're talking about".

>"Oh yeah, you're just fuck buddies right? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you. You'll fight, and you'll fuck, and you'll hate it each other till it makes you quiver but you'll never be friends".

>"Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I may e love's bitch but at least I'm woman enough to admit it".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320037
It is painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321102
>living in the 1950's
Really? You gonna start with that tumblr tier argument?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321087
The best side only gets better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321066
>Huge Mcbouncetits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321089
It's OK Anon, the Secret Club Housing Lucky Interesting Cute Keepers (S.C.H.L.I.C.K) is loads of fun! They've got board games, and Pokemon Cards, and some nights they all gather in sleeping bags and talk about cute boys they like!

They even have Nachos and talk about Anti-Bullying tactics, and some even talk about their secret fantasies of bullying a human boy and making them wear an engagement collar! And for those Monsters that have yet to cope with the fact they're female and like dick now, they have a nice Ara Ara Stage 3 Alp Counselor there to help you out!

Come on Anon, it'll be fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320200
Don't even pretend anyone understood that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321078
Wait, so there's a loophole you can use to become a male lich? Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321102
Nice bait

>>living in the 1950's
Hello there Anthony Burch!
How are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321100
>a high fantasy setting that can't stand up to high reality setting

Anyone who would be shocked would be a fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321085
>>13321091
And these show why being a necromancer would be fucking great. The second one more so, but both are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321102
>Making monstergirls squabble like disgusting 3D
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321116

I'd imagine that being husbando'd by a lich would result in you getting some awesome undead abilities.

Nothing too destructive, they only care about their research into mindblowing orgasms and kinkier foreplay after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321119
Let it go. Humans have a genetic 10% cuckoldry rate. So let that one in ten stew in their own genomes dead end and wallow there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321124
That's what they care about. What would YOU do with your spare time though? I'd probably make at least a few magical explosions, for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321068

>choose to become a Lich in MGE
>be in a land full of sex-starved demon girls
>study for years
>to become dickless magic skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321127
>genetic
Damn, I've never heard that before.
Not that it's really that suprising

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321130

Liches need their husbando for their sexual experiments. I'm sure they'd find their husband's obsession with raising armies and causing explosions to be pointless areas of research. A big waste of time that could be spent finding ways to make you jizz harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321133
>Grow a magic dick and fuck things with it.
MAGIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321111

The point remains the same, people do all sorts of stupid shit for love, things that might make others hold them in contempt, but it ain't stopping anyone

Maybe in your perfect utopia everyone gets one person to spend the ret of their life with, but it doesn't work that way here. Or anywhere really.

>>13321119
>he said something I disagree with!
>B-bait!

HA HA! Two can play at this game!

>>13321122
Uh huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320037
>your waifu will never massage you with her feet
http://i.imgur.com/0odQnRC.png

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to him for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321102

But no one in Buffy was trying to make a happy harem. And whatever they were trying to do - they sucked at quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this really fucking happening?

God fuck all of you, I'm posting robots.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile in /hbg/...

> Come on girls, we're not really arguing about Stalin again, are we?
> What else can we talk about then, backseat-anubslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321145
>>13321148
What the hell are you two sperging about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321133

The ultimate troll!

I liked how the villain in Lanternon's story did that, only with serious and fairly understandable goals in mind

Speaking of Lanternon, update when motherfucker? I need more rapist smiting in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321068
>>13321133
You can be an undead magic wielding incubus, so I don't know want you're on about. Want the lich look? MAGIC.

>inb4 you'll become a skeleton

Skeletons are born from dead bones, as in no spirit energy, which you'll still have as an undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321148
They'll argue about anything and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Good morning Anons, can we talk about nice stuff now?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321121
>Growing forces need some extra help, hopefully some with a brain.
>Go to a graveyard and, after raising a couple skeletons and zombies, track down a few ghouls who've been in the area.
>Eventually find them in an abandoned crypt on the edge of town, your entourage of your most fearsome (see, still armed) warriors at your side.
>They are wary but ask what you want, the four of them eying your three guards and the skeletal champion.
>You tell them your dreams of spreading the shadow of death throughout the world, chocking out the very sun itself with your might.
>They are unimpressed but have nothing better to do, saying that they'll agree if you give them a little "fresh meat" to seal the deal.
>Snap your fingers and have a freshly slain bandit (killed by a runaway cow) brought down.
>They look at you in disgust and tell you that isn't what they meant before the smallest, and youngest looking, slips her head below your robes and starts giving you a messy, noisy blow job.
>It's nice but only becomes mind blowing when her sisters join in....and then your body guards...and then your horde outside (working on a crude schedule so it doesn't get too crowded)...and the new zombie raised from the bandit who transforms from all the demonic energy being thrown about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321136
10% is a rather liberal guess, I've seen it more in the 3-4% range. But it makes sense. There's also studies of putting men and women into chairs with headphones and they listen to people talking about scenarios of people fucking their significant other behind their backs. Men become way more agitated than women. An average increase in heart rate by about 5 beats per minute, sweaty palms, some even become visibly agitated and restless in the seat. It's an evolutionary adaptation. The man more likely bothered by his mate fucking around and having a child with another man that they will raise, would mean a more likely success rate that it would be THIER children born from their mate. Men who are not bothered, well, they are less likely to successfully have children, hence why people who make a fetish out of being cuckold are rather rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321142
>it ain't stopping anyone
>implying I'm interested in doing so
Oh no, I'm quite content with calling these people what they are: Stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321147
You know I just lifted the words to illustrate a point, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321162
Why is there a heart over your genitals?
do you have a disease?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321139

>use magic to lose all physical sensation and dick
>use magic to get back dick... and presumably sensation
>time well spent i guess?

seriously - I get that being a necromancer is cool. But what is the appeal of lichdom - that always looked like bad-end of necromancy...

(good end is when half the "good' side is defeated by you, while the other half is just awestruck to the point of having to concede that you are an amazing necromancer who is better then they all are - megalomaniac win)

[Anonymous No.]

>other russkies who've ended up in this abyss
Mildly surprised.

Really though, don't slavspeak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321165
>The man more likely bothered by his mate fucking around and having a child with another man

Makes all the sense in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321162
Pretty ears. Would molest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321166
That's a hot opinion you got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Don't make me come and beat you two senseless!"

[Anonymous No.]

You will never get a blowjob from Set while she GAKAKAKAs

;_;

http://i.imgur.com/GYeBYVN.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321166
>implying I'm interested in doing so

So you just want someone to bitch at/about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321177
Sure, but only if "You probably need some oxygen everyday" is also a hot opinion to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321184
Then how do you suggest I "stop" these people?
Go on, I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321179
Good.

Set is a bitch and the worst waifu in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320677
>>13320698
>>13320701
>>13320711
>>13320764
Honestly, when you compare their "Updated Book Profiles" versus the older profiles, which they do keep up on their site, it's something of a mixed bag.

Some profiles DO actually contain new and interesting information. Others just contain added fluff about how great sex with them is.

>>13320745
Or we could just learn Japanese ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321185
>I don't like thing
>I'll call it stupid

Sure buddy.

>comparing cuckcoldry to having to breathe

Is this what they call false equivalence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321164
Oh yes. I'm liking these adventures of a necromancer that seems to have a mindset from our world while being trapped in theirs. Really amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321179
I'd rather Hathor or Skehmet anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

How unusual an MG would you date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321170
Eternal life? Limitless knowledge?

The flesh is weak Anon. You think the skin over that cute lich-girl is real? She's a skeleton covered in illusory spells being used as a puppet by a necromancer's soul infused into a phylactery.
Don't expect the meat on that cute wight to last long either, much less the one of lesser undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321198
From an evolutionary standpoint, it's pretty dumb yes.

>false equivalence
You sure you're ready to use them big concepts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321202
One with no face, only so I could draw a happy face there to annoy her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321188
For all we know, Osiris was a tyrant and Set was trying to stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321205
That's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321202
Most of that guys creations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321212
She's still a shithead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321205

Stupid lich, pouring yoghurt over dicks is not magic. Where the fuck did she go to necromancer school? I bet it was an evil community college or something else laughable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321187
I think you misread me here >>13321142. I'm not telling you to stop these people, I'm saying you can't. Just like you can't stop some people being gay, you can't stop others being cucks or polyamorous. Even if we went back to the 50's where you could get arrested for, having gay porn or something, would that stop gays rom being born? Would outlawing same sex relationships stop people from carrying on in secret?

>inb4 tumblr
>inb4 lgbt

Hey nigger I don't like it either, but unless you become the next Putin, you're just bitching to strangers on the internet and changing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuckold writefags when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321218
But she's the good kind of evil. The Saturday morning villain kind, not the selfish whiny bitch kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321205

>implying undead monstergirls rot
>implying that given things like ghoul monstergirl exist and possess fully functional flesh bodies, a Lich monstergirl would settle for less
>implying self-skeletorfying is only option at endless life

Like I said in prev post - Lichdom really is bad end by losers of the necromancer club who can't find a better way that doesn't turn them into magic skeletons.

An offence particularly grievous where the MG Lich is described as both long living, and not being a skeleton - so a clear example that better options are available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321215
You're stupid.

>>13321220
That's clearly magical yogurt, Anon. When have you seen regular yogurt glow like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321221
>unless you become the next Putin
Well, if you believe in me, I guess I'll give it a shot.

I will need a giant space laser/microwave cannon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321206
>evolutionary standpoint

Depends, sure, not being the guy passing on your genes is detrimental to you, but not for the species as a whole, if you happen to be the lesser specimen. But we're talking about love and motivation faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321164
I'm greatly amused by this nameless necromancer's misadventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321225
Niebelfader, Bob, JustAnotherWritefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321228
Still a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321220

Please some writefag:

>Meet a Lich mg
>she seems to suck at magic
>meet teacher from her magic school

>"we purposefully trained her wrong as a joke"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320200
>Specific examples of somehow, Will Marina impression that has been done easily in Deruera (when human) is also strong in about washable a bullet in the wind pressure when wield the sword
Monsters are super powerful. Shit like >>13321087 can happen.
>And mobs Human mobs there are HP and defensive force to the extent that not die even if Buttobasa to the wind pressure in demon daughter! The fantasy thing the world.
The MGE is basically an RPG setting, so even a mere human can become formidable by raising the right stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321243
I would cast fist at that teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321218
Anon, please. You'll never get mofu'd by her two massive tails if you keep up that kind of talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321232
So if female liches can retain their flesh then why not males ones?
Lichdom is a choice, and clearly the best one concerning undead immortality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321247
I would hate being mofu'd by something as horrible as Set!

Set a shit and Anubis a shit too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321199
>Operation siege the town had, finally, had its first step accomplished. A mighty force of forty skeletons and zombies, with four ghouls, had been assembled.
>All you needed now was a heavy hitter, a putrid cherry for your rotting sundae (well, it would be if they actually showed signs of decay)
>After hearing rumors from within town (cleverly disguised as a humble, traveling merchant) you walked north towards the wastes, your eyes set upon a prize of infinite power.
>A fallen dragon, something you could use to set towns ablaze with a breath of noxious plague gasses and claws with which to rend armor and steel.
>It was a long and grueling journey, your horde moaning a bit more than normal amidst the howling winds and blowing dust. Luckily you came across a few more corpses along your way, more addition's to the swarm!
>After your warriors beat back a few grabby harpies and chased off a ferocious manticore (cub), you found the cave you were searching for, a deep tunnel that led to an empty cavern filled this bones.
>This was it, a great creature of ancient power.
>Your incantation was a masterful thing, your undead army clapping and going "oooooh!" as it finished.
>Now was the time! Arise oh mighty dragon and......why does it have a snake tail?
>Where are the wings?
>What kind of dragon is....a wurm....
>You traveled a week through hellish sand and wind to raise a WURM.
>They aren't even real dragons!
>Overcome with dispair, you decided to lay on the ground, your newly risen minion curling around you and groaning "warm"
>A call that was soon repeated by the rest of your army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321238
>B-but we're not talking about that
Ok then, let's talk about how "love" isn't stupid...
Oh wait, I believe you already did >>13321142

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321202
Almost everything by that artist. About half of Xelvy's abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321068
>Implying this isn't my plan

[RS No.]

Reposting since old thread died.

Chapter 6 of Not the Fall finished: http://pastebin.com/CAtLXqAj

Hope you all are liking the story so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321244
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321258
I will bully you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321250
Anon, lashing out in anger doesn't help anyone. Just give Set's big meaty paw a kiss and all will be forgiven. And she might even give you a kiss, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321068
You'll become an undead incubus with a phylactery unless you want to be the qt Lich girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321244
And then the faggot who minmaxed for Cha and Dick diplomances through every encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

would you emrakul?

[Anonymous No.]

>live in the MGE world
>don't want to be an incubus or fucktoy
>just want a quiet life alone
>can't because everywhere you go there are sex monsters trying to fuck you
>even if you stay home something is going to get in there with you somehow
>fucking kikimoras pretending to be professional, but always "accidentally" revealing they aren't wearing panties or falling on top of you
>just want a peaceful life with no monsters
>I fucking hate life
>I wish I lived in a world with only humans in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321240
Niebelfader
It's wild-mgs-feel-up-a-married-dragon.
Don't make out like I'm some sort of cuck-spamming WEIRDO.
Really I'm just glad sempai noticed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321273
I'd just about anything so yeah, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321273
What the hell is that, and how do I kill it?

[Anonymous No.]

Just a quickie, starting at line 304.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321273
She can Annihilator 6 my dick any time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321274
Being anon in MGE wold is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321252
I said people do dumb shit for love yes, and while some shit is genuinely stupid, like, I don't know, putting a nail under your big toe and kicking a wall to prove how much you like someone. But remember, point of references are a thing. So, something you think is stupid could indeed be very sweet or even logical to someone else.

And no, I don't mean the nail thing.

Then again, things like manhood rituals exist in this world so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321274
Join the Order, work for your dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321273
She's cute but I've got my Augury Owls, I need nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321251
>He traveled so far only to raise a wurm and wind up in a pile with his whole army.
Oh man. I haven't laughed like this in a little bit. That poor, poor lucky bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321269
Never anon, never ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321273

Yes.

Would you a God Eater Burst Amaterasu?

http://15tanloveyou.sakura.ne.jp/amateras.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321280
More like being Joe. Anon would kill to go to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321273
I would a MGQ Cerberus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321242
>Not wanting to help Set with her plan of the week to destroy Horus and rule NotEgypt
>Not starting out as a common minion, before becoming her right hand man
>Not getting closer and closer to her, as you support her after her plans fail and trying to make her new ones succeed
>Not wanting to actually win and become make Set the Queen
>Not wanting set to ask you to before your king and fuck you to the floor when you agree
>Not having a litter of lil' villains who want to grow up to be like mommy and daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321248
If you're a Lich, you are an all-powerful undead sorcerer. Of course it's a choice.

Want to be some fleshy creature to cuddle up with your equally undead waifu? Sure, do that.

Want to become a skeletal lord of death to intimidate silly "Heroes" invading your Fortress of the Unliving? Easy as snapping your fingers.

Why do people continue to underestimate the unlimited power that is Lichdom?

[Anonymous No.]

Itty bitty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321273
I'd mindbreak trap it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321262

any idea of how long this story will be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321202
Y'know that Calne Ca thing?

That unusual.

[RS No.]

>>13321300
It's probably about halfway done. Or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321283

>join the order looking for a life without monsters
>get posted in a human town
>its nice
>really, Lescatie is a good town
>one day wake up to find the girl next door is a succubus all of a sudden
>actually, all the girls in town are monsters now
>there's even a lilim walking about
>OH SHIT SHE'S GRINNING AT ME
>I fucking hate life
>I wish I was posted somewhere monsters wouldn't invade
>oh wait, that's fucking nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321289
If she doesn't eat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321306
Such is life for salty anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321278
>Buns in the Oven
That GCMILF is just having a field day teasing him, isn't she?

Nice to see Nojiko coming out of her shell, so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321281
>something you think is stupid could indeed be very sweet or even logical to someone else

Sorry, but feelz > facts is nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321312
>GCMILF
What's the C stand for? Also yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321306
You need to become a pioneer. Just get on a boat and don't look back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321266
I'd like to see you try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321306
Well, if you would git gud instead of whine all day, maybe we wouldn't have these problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321297
Kitty Committee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321317
Oh wait, I got my letter order wrong.

I guess CGMILF or KGMILF would've been better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321326
Explain yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321323
L-Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321321
But then you'd be called a Gary Stu all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321323
Reminds me of that greentext Bob did a few threads back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321304
You are credit to team

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321275
I knew you'd jump at that.
Nah I know, it wasn't really ntr for both those harpies simply being after some delishus spirit energy, and the story lacking the whole grimderp/despair background whatsoever. To me it seemed the two would handle those underage bimbos anyway.
Remember, senpai would notice you a lot more if you ended your prolonged writing continence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321327
Cat or Kitty GMILF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321315
But feelz>logic I also a fact in humans. Hell, in anything that feels.

You're INTJ aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321330
Who cares what the betas think?
Their opinion is worth less than their semen collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321323
HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HAHA
I just noticed how ridiculous his body proportions actually are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321319

And then anon's boat was attacked by a Kraken and he was never heard from again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321337
Ah, how silly of me. We'll go with Kitty, so she can regain her youthful vigor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321323
Kittens in heat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321323

>Dicking_the_daughterus.jpg

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321336
>toeless legwear

HHHHHNG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321323
>tfw no litter of kitty daughterus
>tfw no massive orgy with litter of kitty daughterus and kitty waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321288
But anon, it's fluffy and warm and those paws will be all over your dick. If you behave yourself you might even earn a permanent spot in her harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321338
Yeah, we're pretty garbage overall.

>spoiler
Not sure, it's been a while since I've done any of those. First two are probably spot on though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321330
And? Bathe in their autismal salt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321350
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inhS60GiGk8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321348
We are siblings separated upon birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321338
ISTJ master race

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321369
Latex makes me moist. Yes plz.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing dweebs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
Watching the only anime with monster girls that hasn't made me want to stab a child and jump head first onto someone's grandmother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
Drinking beer. Reading arguments. It's a typical day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
Reading about spooky stuff, watching spooky stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321389
What's that then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
Watching Cutie Honey.
It's ridiculous and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321389
Do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
I am trolling /mgg/, like so many others before me.

Anyway, here's the thing I promised last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321393
Fuck that I'm not telling you.

It involves chess, that's all you're getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
Eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
Tales of.
Tales of, for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321397
Hah! I got my wish! Truly this is a reward for all my good deeds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321398
No Game No Life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
Drinking soda, shitposting and listening 80's blues despite it's midnight here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321405
God no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321404
>not doing what has to be done
Paragon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321389
You want to be an old lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
Wanting to write more but going to take a nap instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be best to represent you in court?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321397

Absolutely Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321412
Take your Ass Effect outta here and behold the good deeds over the horizon!

>11, B. is baking and eating baked goods
>11, C. is dinner
>12 is molting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321397
We need art of her without the dress already. Kikimora too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321414
No, I want to jump off a building and crush an old woman using my skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321416
Mad Hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>There are four predatory monster girls
>10 different choices with 9 different monster girls

I have no idea what you're doing but I'm going to use my last post number instead.

So basically there will never be a Dire Alp. Also I'm going to roll a 9 and get some dosh.

Because I'm the Rain Man of Monster Grills and spooky houses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321416
Anubis or a Crow Tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321416

A Daredevil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321424
>I'm going to roll a 9
>4
Looks like you did like Rainman with roulette. Shit doesn't work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321323
COCK RAMPAGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321421
Indeed, step it up KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321426
God damn fuck off with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385

Planning on playing vidya, reading this thread and eating crap instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321427
I wanna bully/breed her super hard right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321385
Pillaging and raping Britain. Or trying to anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321427
>"I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you," etc.
With looks like that, she certainly can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321421

Kikimora comes with the dress in general. Although I like to imagine she wears lacy underwear underneath it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321427
Why do none of her images give me a single hit on reverse image search?
Who is this dark skinned amazon wolfu that keeps eluding my attempts to find her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321426
Ray Charles could beat up the Daredevil.
Stevie Wonder could beat up the Daredevil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321427
>Try reverse image search
>Nothing for iqdb
>Google first result is Soraka, a blue skinned Unicorn Girl
>Exhentai is crossed out and never usable on 90% of everything anyway

I need more addons for image searches.

Also source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320784
>2
Fucking hell. I'm arachnophobic.
At least her humanoid section is sexy I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321438
That image does look disgusting. Don't deny it. I don't give half a fuck if you'd dick your daughter, but that picture looks fucking nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321433
>breed
She needs to be heavily and lovingly impregnated.
>>13321440
>>13321442
pixiv you morons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321440
Use saucenao
On an unrelated note how do you all feel about dragonflies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321440
Because you're using the wrong search engine. Try saucenao next time.
pixiv.net/member.php?id=1114060

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321447
>implying I wouldn't do it heavily and lovingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321438
Just a thought.
>/mgg/ 2020's
>this gets posted in response to futa, scat and NTR haters unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321448
>no tail
I'd still hit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321428
Actually you're wrong.

I saw through the pattern of the world thanks to copious amounts of DaS and Bloodborne. With that pattern in place, I guessed the number I knew I wouldn't get.

The secret is you'll never get the fucking number or items you want if you actually desire them / search for them. Only when you don't want or need them will they drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321440
The filename should be a dead giveaway for you it's from pixiv. 8 digit number, doesn't start any higher than 4 (though it'll hit 5 in time), it's the sixteenth page in a stack, and 1200 resolution.

All links to something on pixiv are going to look like this:

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=xxxxxxxx

Where the Xs are that 8 digit number. So plug the filename of that (or this post) into the Xs and see what happens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321457
She looks cuter each time I see an image of hers for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321457
I see.
Thanks Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321457
She looks manlier each time I see an image of hers for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321445
To me it looks like heaven and despite the OP, I would advise you be a homosexual somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321452
Bite your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321477

Why? Because you want to be the only homosexual in this thread? You already are, childfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321306
>Lescatie
>good town
The whole fucking point was that it was a complete shithole for anyone but the nobles and high order officers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321464
It's love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321457
>>13321427
>>13321385
>>13320853
Your taste is shit and I hope you get bitten by a gaboon viper.

>>13321448
Fucking manface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321490
>Fucking manface

Dude what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321485
>doesn't dick the daughter
>calling others gay
>defaulting to the childfucking defense

Try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321490
Take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321492
I know right? If anything he should be pointing out the shitty shrunken head syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321471

It's guy-love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321493

>doesn't dick the daughter

So what if I don't? Because I don't like what you like?

>defaulting to the childfucking defense

Says the niggerwho started the namecalling.

Bait harder, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321497
>take it easy

May whip scorpions crawl up your ass!

[Anonymous No.]

The Crabomancer is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321507

Why must there be so much shell blocking my love!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321502

Alp harder, turd thief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321498
Actually it's pretty spot on. Correct proportioning says a body should be about 8 heads tall for an adult.

>>13321507
Better than KC's Cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321507
Well that's certainly interesting. It also makes me hungry for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321504
Hell no. Last time I tried that, one of them never came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321512

After you, cock inspector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321511
>>13321515
Time to take out the crab crackers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321507
>>13321507
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321502
You're not much better for stooping to his level.
Now discuss like civil men, the two of you, or talk about Kakuen, the new hotness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321522
I can't understand you while you're gargling balls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321507
I like the art style, the general skill level, but certainly not what it's applied to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321445
What's disgusting about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321514
>Actually it's pretty spot on. Correct proportioning says a body should be about 8 heads tall for an adult.

Completely wrong. Her head is about 2/3 the size it should be for the skeletal structure and anime heads are even bigger than normal human ones. The head mounted on her would have a body about 12 heads tall if she was standing.

People need to get it though their thick skulls that tall and muscled does not mean tiny head. It's a skewed view thing that artists pick up by trying to create the impression physically of standing under a tall person where their head looks smaller since it's higher up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321525
I want to spank the naughty monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321536
I'm afraid you're incorrect, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321507
I would actually consider impregnating if she didn't have that weird hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321523

There's a metaphor there. Breaking through her "shell", her becoming "softer."

I'm just not clever enough to make a pun-ridden story about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321530

Did Jamal take his cock out of yours and tell you to say that to the camera during your little love session? Sure sounds like it.

>>13321534

I just don't find it a good sight, with the children spreading their legs and dripping all over place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321543
>weird hat
What are you talking about Anon? That's her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321542

Nah. Take your Discipline art worship elsewhere. Skeletons don't magically grow when you add muscle to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321278
Cat GILF is stepping up her game. Good to see she took Nojiko's presence in stride, thought that cold be expected to a degree. We'll see how she reacts when she learns more about her.

>big fat cat tats in a tanks top and no bra
Dick status: MUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321512
>>13321522
>>13321530
This got amusing fast. All arguments should end this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321545
>le epic /pol/ meme

So I'm talking to an actual faggot then? Good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321547
Oh. Guess this is a lost love then. Back to shopping in fish markets wearing my slutty short shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321553

I'm not even a /pol/ack. Out of comebacks already, shitlicker?

[Anonymous No.]

>Not wanting to impregnate this bitch.
I've seen worse taste, but damn you're close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321507
Would eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321567
Well, if he doesn't want to, I'll glady volunteer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321565
You wish, I simply dislike associating with filthy stick slurpers. Don't you have a sperm bank to be drooling in front of? Nah, you like yours straight from the source, nice and warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321567
I like her, but now that anon brings it up, I've noticed something that has been bothering me about her. Her head is a little too small for the rest of her frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321567
Dis-gus-ting.

I hope a candiru fish swims up your urethra and destroys it from the inside you dyke fetishist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321577
Anon, stop. This is getting erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321587
Carl and Lenny share a worried look.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321581
>dyke fetishist.
If I wanted dykes I would had posted this pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321581
Whatever you say, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321507
The huge claws and the crab hat ruin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Coming home from work to your litter of werepup daughterus who rush at you as you come through the door.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321577

>I simply dislike associating with filthy stick slurpers

I'm so sorry for your daddy issues, Anon. Did he make you swallow it too many times when you were young? The way you talk makes me think you actually liked it in the end though, that's probably where your offspring fucking tendencies came from. Oh wait, I don't feel sorry for you at all.

Well, I oughta leave. Your people are probably expecting you to make a speech today back in your hometown in Gayland, Mr. President. If you could call dick slurping sounds a speech at all, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think there would be a cult of Hathor Extremists who seek to contaminate a city's water supply with Holstaurus Milk so that all female citizens get massive breasts?

Praise μ μ.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Karakasa-obake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321596
Not much of an improvement. None at all really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321611
What is the milkman for 500 Alex?

>>13321600
And there goes my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321619
The Milkwoman is one of their undercover agents. Working on infiltrating the reservoir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321611
Holstarus' are too chill to be extremists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321580
A typical figure is 8 heads tall. A second 'head' below the first should come right to the nipples, which is spot on for her. If you plot out 8 heads on one of the images, you'll find it's nearly a perfect match for all standard proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321611
They'd have my support.

In more ways than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321623
That's what they want you to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321622
When she's not making "deliveries" to househusbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321611

I bet they clash with the Sabbath frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put my were-cat wife in heat by spoiling her with attention.
I want to impregnate her with a large litter of kittens using sabbath fertility drugs.
I want to rub her belly and tell her she's beautiful to make her purr through the pregnancy.
I want to sleep under a purring mass of wife and daughterus every night for years.
And I want to do it all over again when the first litter has moved out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321607
>projecting this hard

Anon, don't do, the bulb will sear your ass shut and you won't be able to be rammed anymore! You'll have to resort to extreme methods such as traumatic insemination. Would you like that, to have your flesh penetrated over and over until you case from shock. Would you enjoy dying by the dick?

Of course you would you fucking tearoom queen.

>dicking the daughteu comes from gay impulses

Smug Mayuri.jpg
Cackling Taro.gif
Sniggering Jien.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321638
Are you saying there's a conspiracy of Holstaurs and other large breasted monster girls? That's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321611
And health Anon.
Simply having a large bust is not enough for the disciples of Hathor.
Asses must be fat and gropeable, excellent cushions for one to spank during baby making.
Hips must be wide to provide better handholds and inflame a mans desire to procreate.
The belly should also have a little pudge for squeezing and teasing purposes, something to burn their faces red with embarrassment
All of this combined with great, milky breasts are what we strive for, no sag but still soft.
A perfect, city wide tribute to Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321654
Mien comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321654
I concur.

Although I would prefer a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321661
All hail Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321666
Satan please, you'd go mad from those faggot kittens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321671
As if becoming more insane would make a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321671
But they're great. When the milk maid comes they'd tackle her and have their way with her.

[Anonymous No.]

but why bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321678
Anom, do you want your daughterus drinking straight from the tap?
They'd become healthy, Oppai lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321654
I want to to down my waifu during her mating season and fill her up with aphrodisiacs. Then I would tease her, but never sticking it in, no matter how much she squirms and begs. Then when I'm tired of teasing I would release her bounds and have her jump me

[Anonymous No.]

you guys shouldn't bully a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321683
Do you have a death wish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321625

That doesn't hold water when you increase the width of the skeletal frame by 50% without altering the head and add extra vertebrae to the neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321684
I agree. I don't understand why people likes to bully so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321682
> A nom
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321690
Because people are jerks. This is news to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321679
>>13321684
I will bully her.

With hugs and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321688
Bone can heal, and it's worth it to see her get into it so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321660
Yes. They're also in a secret war with the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321702
Oh anon you and your crazy conspiracy theories. If there was really such an organization we'd have heard of evidence of hem by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321451
You misunderstood my post, I was agreeing with you just putting it a different way.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread's dead, so here's a sheep to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321784
>tauric sheep

.This isn't Ireland you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321788
Really? I think I'm lost then. Where are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321784
Worst sheep. There's no goof headrests on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321817
Here, here.
I forgot the anti-banning measures.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't tease the sheep, they're very baaaashful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321704
I read it on the internet, how else do you explain the district attorney getting curves to rival a lilim?
She's an Alp and single!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321825
She probably had a few one nigh stands. There's not concrete evidence the Cult of Hathor even exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321824
Would you shave silly messages into your sheep waifu's wool on shearing day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321262
>a rapetrain will never have an intense infatuation with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321844
for you*
Grammar gods please bless me with the ability to proofread.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be offered up as a gift for a werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321836
What about all those witches at the Sabbath community center? I read that one of them had hips that'd get her stuck in a door frame when they found her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321823
That's a nice looking frontgina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321857
Oh don't go believing insane rumors anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321842
I don't see why I wouldn't. I'd leave one where she couldn't see though. Right above her tail I'd put her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321852
>That art
Not falling for it. She has a dick, doesn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321842
Ofcourse not.
I would shave her very slowly instead. Slowly removing more and more patches of her wool, slowly causing her to become more lustfull, bit trying to resist the temptation to pounce on me. I would tease her by being extra slow on some patches, and keep her most sensitive areas for last.
And you know what happens once that is done Anon?

Intense hours long lovemaking, followed by cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321867
Not bad. Personally I do that before time. That way when I shear her I release all of the hot, sweaty sex smell trapped in her wool, instigating round 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321823
Acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care how monstrous he makes them, Thomas' monster girls are too cute.
In fact, I think their own monstrosity only adds to their cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321860
But there were pictures!
And my friends sister had to go to the doctors office after she got "milk poisoning" from a tainted batch of soda. She has hips to rival wight and breasts the look like they came from a Holstaur.
She's an Alice! Do you know how weird it is when she calls me her "honora Oni-San?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321895
Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321902
Holstaurus milk doesn't do that to lolis, not even hathor milk.
Stop making shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321902
Those can be doctored anon, you're just trying to sir up the conspiracy theorists and spread lies about innocent Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/9hmdeEJT

SUFFER NOT THE UNCLEAN

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the cow! Do it NOW!
Pharaoh is better than Grapesnake and Hathorites.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I was just outside bad idea I know and I saw a Baphomet! SABBATH EXISTS!! Th-they're coming for me, aren't they? Tell my family I said 'hello'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321912
This isn't bullying, Anon. this is outright homicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321913
>spoiler
But that's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321921

Hence the "(Hunting)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321913
Am I gonna have to smack a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321929
You can't smack me, I ain't your bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321929
You can smack me, I am your bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321913

>Hating on Mother Hathor
>When her milk is the nectar of life that flows from the golden teat of Creation
>When that nectar endows the faithful with not only cocks of wrought iron and passion, but copious bosoms from which to form an ouroboros of love
>Filling your wife with your milk while she fills you with hers

This. This is heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think you can have your cake and eat it too, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321907
>>13321909
I'm serious guys!
Fine, if you don't believs me then I'll go talk to someone who does.
That pink familiar next door will listen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321913
Token go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321945
Token what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320592
>>13320563
Well, the point with Willimaria is that she was separated from Elt for so long but still had those feelings for him buried deep down. Childhood friend romance at its core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321946
Token black guy, he's like the only one who likes Pharaohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321939
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321949
I'm not black. And there are two guys that like Pharaoh, thank you very much. That fucking strawpoll was screencapped before I voted. I was the second vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321939
Her arms are too thin in comparison to her titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321949
I thought we had two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321955
>>13321957
I was close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321906
They're super-cute, don't even try to deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321929
REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321929

>TFW you will never lick Grapesnake's wine covered navel
>TFW you will never rub her with oil
>TFW you will never look into her golden eyes as she's all lubed up and ready to go in more ways than one and have her give you a NURU massage you'll never forget
>TFW you'll never spend six hours inside her sweltering hot snake pussy as her cool skin sticks to yours in the sweaty, damp mid-sex ritual
>TFW you'll never pump her so full of babies that your daughterus are all born minutes apart from each other
>TFW Grapesnake will never admit to loving you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321913

Rockets! Take 'em down! DO IT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321975
Hi Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321323
The text is cute and lewd at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321948
I'd have no problem with childhood romance, my issue is that they saw each other little more than two times since they split and it ends with guilt Ving.
If they'd met more than that and had an actual conversation they it would be nice but they didn't.
Mimiru at least has had regular interactions with him.
Yes I am perturbed about Willimaria.
One may even say I'm Fanny flustered

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321971

Frog and Spider, all day. I'd be a happy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321942
And then Anon got snuggle raped by a max health familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321956
...That's the only problem you have with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321979

Who?

>>13321971

Frog > Ant > Spider

Bat or Yeti are still some of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321986
The interaction is all the beginning part where it is assumed they were inseparable as kids. The part where they are making flower wreaths in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321912
This wasn't remotely fun or entertaining to read at all. Perhaps make it an actual bullying guide instead of a hunting one. and consider putting elements of humor in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321971
>>13321988
I liked the fish. She was cute. See-through thing was a little weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321990
Will he ever uncover the conspiracy if it exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321991
I've grown desensitized to vore mouths and all the other schlock that appears on MGQs less than savory monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321995

I was just angry. Misdirected anger is never good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321912
Delet image

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322002
I understand. But now you made the poor Ushi-Oni's sad, they are already hated you know?

You should make up to them by writing a short story about a young Ushi-Oni and a young boy and their shenigangs.

Or don't and do whatever you like. But the Ushi-Oni's will stay sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322010
>young Ushi-Oni and a young boy and their shenigangs
Not him, but I would like to see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321416
>>13321425
Anubis is Judge of the Dead, she could easily best these mortal courts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322010

But as you should know I only write about MGs or scenarios I like. Otherwise I just vegetate and procrastinate like a Stonefish high on PCP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322020
But she'll have to weigh your heart. Which might kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322020
Tanuki are bankers, Anubis are lawyers then? It really fits the Anubis I think.

Is this food caption new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321994
I know that but time changes people, there wasn't any reconciliation. Willimaria never confronts him about her guilt over him getting thrown out, even of its misplaced, and what could have been a touching scene of reconciliation instead just ends with her popping in one night and talking about how she loves him while riding him.
It be like meeting an old friend from childhood you haven't seen in 8ish, I forget the actual number, years and just riding them without even asking how they've been doing.
I know a big part of her character is the hero mask she wore but instead of her having them discuss their time apart with her remaining cold and distant she just pops in one day, says she loves him, and takes him.
I have ascended to butt blasted, most of my issues with them is how few interactions they have when they are older

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322015

Would a young Ushi-Oni get mad if I chuckled at her cute attempt at looking scary instead of screaming in fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321975
>Wine filled navel
>Rubbing her down with oil
>NURU massage
>Six hours in sweltering hot snake pussy
>Sweaty, damp, mid-sex ritual
>Pumping full of babies
OH MY GOD THE YES IS OFF THE GODDAMN CHARTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321997
Who knows, his sources and leads may dry up until he awakens to find himself opposite a man dressed in white, a small class of milk before him as they discuss some future "opportunities" for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322029
She always considered that flower ring he gave her as a wedding band in her heart. He also always liked her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322036
What kind of opportunities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322037
Yes, when they were seven or whatever.
Did she hold onto it or get it pressed? I don't think so, and if not, why didn't she give him one when she broke into his quarters that night? Another ring from her to him this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322034
Head pats might tick her off too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322040
They are a very select organization Anon.
If he drinks the milk then he can see the secret war over health.
If he drinks the apple juice then he wakes up the next day as if nothing ever happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322052
The cutest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322021
Such is life, and as such the Ushi-Oni's shall stay sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321971
Spider a Best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322052
Dammit, there goes my secret move's utility. How the fuck am I supposed to defuse her without needing to resort to dickings now? Tickles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322056
If I was him I'd chose the milk. What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322027
I'd like to date an Anubis lawyer or judge. Could be interesting.

Actually I think this came up once before. Massaging her paws when she comes home from a long day at work, listening to her complain about all the trivial, out-right idiotic cases to pass through her office and courtroom that day.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you touched the anubutt lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322048
I still think you're glossing over all the nuances in the Wilmarina story, but I suppose that's your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

is holstaurus milk all organic and/or non pasteurized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322027
>Spoiler
I don't know but it's making me hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322068
I'd caress it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322068
I tell her that I appreciate the thought, but I'm not into petplay. At least not when I'm the master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322084
Pleb confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322068
Every night. In my dreams.
Hah. I wish I could dream of my waifu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322084
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322084
Filthy Phillistine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322088
>>13322091
>>13322094
>Insulting a sub
I don't think you guys understand how this power dynamic works and how said subs benefit and derive pleasure from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322084
>Not taking turns with who is the pet, and who the master/mistress
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322075
It's been a while but I remember being flustered about it back then.
It opens with them as kids, good
Skips forward and covers the life she's had and the guilt she carries, fine.
Oh, it's him! Can't say anything because in the middke of ceremony and go hero mode, makes sense.
Second meeting is her spilling mental spaghetti as the soon to be echidna gets friendly with him, K...
Druella breaks her to accepting feelings about our Ginger hero, ok but where is the interaction with Elt and seeing how he's been?
Rape time, I will make everything better with sex.
There is no check up or discussion between the two before the sexing. It's almost like a quarter of the story is missing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322098
see
>>13322100

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322077
>organic
Depends on how health-conscious the producing Holst is
>non pasteurized
Yes
Pasteurizing it is a sin against Hathor
You aren't a filthy infidel, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322084
>Hellhound standing tall over you
>"Anon, who's my good little wolfie?"
>"W-wan, wan!"
>She giggles and strokes you tenderly, ordering you onto your back so she can give her good boy some rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322098
Muh nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322098
>"Nah man, you just don't understand"
Shut up KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322065
Enjoy your new life Anon.
Spread the wealth , spread the health

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322105
>Belly rubs from a Hellhound's warm paws
That sounds pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322105
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322116
I'm not even one for petplay, but I'd like that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322105
Absolutely amazing. I want to be a Hellhound's good boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322105
Can't she just rape me? I'm not really into petplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322090
You never will, give up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322134
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322109
Just to make sure do I become an incubus or something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322116
>>13322125
>Rubs your stomach with her warm, fluffy paws
>Gradually rubs lower and lower
>Tickles your face with her big fluffy tail
>Her paws finally caress all your right places
>"Oho~ Wolfie seems eager to please?"
>Slowly shifts over you, straddling you, brings her face close to yours
>"Does Wolfie want to please?"
>"Wan!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322141
Nyet, unless you want to you will be a regular human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322146
Never before has "bitchboy" been more appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322150
Fair enough, time to hit on some lusty cowgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322146
I want to Wan for my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

my god cowgirls

[Anonymous No.]

Would Holstarus get along with Apsara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322172
Apsara is to Holst what CIA is to Bane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322146
Wolfie wants to give Mistress a bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322138
Then prepare for disappointment every time you sleep, night after night waiting for a waifu who never comes.
I gave up a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322175
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321939

kinda reminds me of an arch-fiend you'd see in Soul Sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322179
I got a cosplay in my dreams once. It's a positive sign at least.

And even if I never have a true dream of my waifu, I can always hope for VR and more someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322180
Apsara wants to grab the prize and Holst is a Big Girl. Apsara will try to catch her, and will succede, because getting caught was part of Holst's plan. She will then crash her plane with no survivors.

All in all, it's because Holst is a Big Girl, and Apsara isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322178
Mistress is quite fond of bones, especially when given by her favorite.

She'll even let her pet bury it in her back yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322194
If I do, will she give me head pats and cuddles? Those are my favorite! But I want to earn them, I'll gladly lick Mistress's special spot untill she decides I'm fit for them! I love seeing Mistress happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322160
>you will never vigorously fuck a fat-bottomed Holst loli while milk dribbles from her decently sized, palmable breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322189
>She will then crash her plane with no survivors.

Is this a sexual metaphor?
>>13322201
Fat-bottomed monster girls make the rockin' world go round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320607
I know I'm late, but thanks for that, Zappabro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322206
>Is this a sexual metaphor?
Of coursh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322186
It will never be the same.

All the same, I hope you get a dream of your anubis waifu one day. Or a dragon.

Or a nightmare to give you said dreams in exchange for sleeping with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322220
All it'll cost you is about 3.50

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322186

Just think about her loads before you sleep. That normally works

That said, I haven't had a monstergirl dream since I offended that succubus with my offering of boiled peas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322223
Loch Ness Monster Girl please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322227
So they say.

>>13322220
Thank you for the well wishes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322068
I'd rather touch foxes and wights instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322277
I want to grab a handful of big kitsune butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322010
>>13322015
don't steal my idea pls I'll sue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322255
In all seriousness, dragoon story when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322277
I'd touch a kitsune-wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322292
We need to combine more monster girls. I need my Kitsune-Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322288
I've gotten the first intro bit of the story done at least, about 1000 words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321912
>>13321912
Man clapping enthuastically.gif

You Sir, are doing God's work.

[Anonymous No.]

LFM FOR MAID DUNGEON.

PST ME IF YOU WANT IN, LAST GROUP WIPED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322295
I want to see a Lich create a Vampire/Werewolf hybrid. That, or a Jiang-Shi/Jinko hybrid, along with a Dullahan/Jabberwock, yadda, yadda ,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322206
>>13322212
>You will never have a Holstaur and Apsara have an ultimate show down to decide which one has the better milk
>By them fucking you and trying to get your milk to the best of their abilities while also feeding you theirs
>You will never be known as the milk king

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322327
Does Apsara milk taste different to Holtsaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322327
I think Holst milk tastes like warm, regular blue top milk, maybe a bit creamier. Good wholesome milk, maybe alternating in flavors depending on the Holst sub-species, like brown Holsts produce chocolate milk.

Aspara milk is probably scented milk, like the kind some people have to take baths in, not really for drinking, but good for the skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322331
We will never know ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322321
Room for a level 16 Rogue?

Add me: 'Wedoitfrombehind'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322331
It is less good. Nothing can compare to Holstaur milk.
>>13322333
That actually is a good thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322321
Pfft, look at that fucking stupid dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322336
Thank fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322333
>maybe alternating in flavors depending on the Holst sub-species, like brown Holsts produce chocolate milk.

What other flavors are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322339
Yeah, those Kobolds are just regular mobs. They can swarm you if you're not careful though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322084
Disdain for plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322344
Strawberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322344
Strawberry, banana, caramel.

All kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322321
God I could never get into MMO's.

JRPG's are the lowest I'd go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322348
>>13322354
Nice. What kinds produce what milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322339
>the dog
>not the slime chewing on a sword like a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322282
Objectively, small and nicely shaped kitsune butt > big kitsune butt.

Because the small one will become big over time, so actually the small one contains both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322208
Always a pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322344
>>13322354
Which ones are rare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322360
I want my big kitsune but now though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322358
It depends on their hair color I think. That's my theory anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322357
>JRPG's are the lowest I'd go.
Hard to go lower than the bottom, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw ONE HUNDRED BABIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322376
>He thinks rhythm games are better than jrpg's

Really anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322375
Makes sense. So silver=normal, Brown hair/skin=chocolate, Blond=banana and...I'm not sure about caramel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321912
I hope you'll do more of these. A man must know how to defend against shit monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322381
Yes anon, everyone's seen that fucking picture.

[Anonymous No.]

WOULD YOU DO THE TIME WARP WITH YOUR WAIFU, AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322359
She's clearly testing for poisons. She's the only girl able to do that so she has that workload shuffled onto her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322383
Nothing is worse than jrpgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322321
That Medusa's probably thinking of a place to shove that wizard's staff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322390

Oh we're not allowed to repost? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322381

>yfw your waifu pops out of nowhere and shouts this at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322390
Just like those pictures fluffyfags such as Bob and Psychofox spam over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322409
Instant boner. No questions asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322409

> mfw she's an Ushi Oni
> mfw I no longer have a physical form

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322321
What is this?

>>13322393
I remember doing the time warp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322325
Reminder that if KC adds a Jiang-Shi profile, it'll be another reason why Mist Continent is best continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322409
I guess men married to Arachne have to deal with this.

Hundreds of tiny spider daughterus, who leave home, then come back years later fully grown to show you the husbands they found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322404
>Nothing is worse than moeshit RPGs

FTFY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322409
>Anubis
Well...okay then.

And then we shall build a Pyramid all our own. A veritable palace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322423

>yfw one hundred haughty daughterus barking orders at you nonstop
>Your waifu's face when she taught them all to be like that, just like her

SnickeringAnubis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322409
Anything more than ten is bullshit.

Realistically speaking, anything more than 3 is bullshit. She better be loaded if she wants 100 babies.

Do monstergirls even carry your genes, or is your cum just a catalyst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322423
>Pyramid
dude why do you want to live in a graveyard
that's weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322428
They'd all become great guards, with the smartest of your daughterus becoming the Pharaoh's next right hand when she's old enough.

Set has blessed you truly. For a Human who has passed her 'trails' you have proven yourself worthy to sire Anubis daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322428
>getting real tired of this shit
>buy a fuckload of dog whistles

Tidus laugh.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322393
>>13322414
Well, I was walking down the street just having a think,
when a lamia girl gave me an evil wink.

She shook me up, she took me by surprise.
She had a pickup truck, and heart-shaped eyes.
She stared at me and I felt a change.

>>13322430
>Do monstergirls even carry your genes, or is your cum just a catalyst?
If it's the latter, then monster girls would never evolve. How come they haven't died from a simple cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322435
It's called an aesthetic. A palace made to look like a pyramid. Unless she'd prefer a more traditional look. Perhaps a temple motif? Or maybe something more Gothic. Sky's the limit really.

With a work force of 100 daughterus, each with a legion of mummies, nothing is beyond us!

>>13322428
I'm sure you're trying to be critical but all I can think is that it'd be cute and I'd give them all headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322428
>Letting your children order you around
Way to bring more spoiled shits into this world, smart guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322428
They'd all become great guards, with the smartest of your daughterus becoming the Pharaoh's next right hand when she's old enough.

Set has blessed you truly. For a Human who has passed her 'trials' you have proven yourself worthy to sire Anubis daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322409
That's a lot of mice. Not impossible though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322376
>>13322404
>JRPGs are the worst
>Talking shit about Tales
I will fight you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322428

>One hundred Anubis daughterus constantly barking orders at you.

>You finally snap.

"ENOUGH!!!"

>They all pause and look in shock, then start bawling.

>You now have to spend the rest of the day petting them and reassuring them you're not mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322440
Mamono Mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322447
Out of all JRPGs, you choose Tales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322448

>You have to pet all of them or else the ones you didn't pet remain sad until you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322443
As if that last plague of Locust Girls wasn't bad enough. Now we have another generation of tsundere Anubis Guards to boss us around.

Monster Girl Egypt is the worst.

I swear to Bast, if that Sphinx next door tells me another riddle I'm going to steal her Riddler dakimura.

[Anonymous No.]

What does /mgg/ think of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7fecOOeKNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322453
muh magic as an answer to everything

gettingrealtiredofyourshit.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls can't get you if you transcend from the mortal realm and become an entity without a physical body, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322430
If she gave birth every nine months on the spot for 100 babies it would take 75 years to complete. How long do you plan to live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322443
I'd spoil my daughterus silly. I can't help it.

>>13322448
>>13322455
>Petting all the daughterus
Wonderful.

>>13322458
>Now we have another generation of tsundere Anubis Guards to boss us around.
You say that like I'm not doing you the greatest favor in the world. You should be thanking me. With gifts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322462

Don't you know, magic doesn't have limits and it never comes with a price! Oh, wait...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322454
I mean, what other RPG lets you play along with other people?
Besides Secret of Mana 2, because I played it and it was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322463
You say that like formless cosmic entity monstergirls aren't a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322463
Read the will-o'-the-wisp entry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322463
Chief God. Fallen God.
ur fukt m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322468
> I can't help it.
Git gud, you're supposed to be an authority figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322462
Well, it seemed like the answer to your question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322463
Nope.

It's what I'm trying to do. No success yet.

>>13322461
I DON'T WANNA SOUND LIKE YOUR AVERAGE /v/TARD, but
>Yet another game with a 99% waifu cast that's sexualized to no end? Yay?
Don't get me wrong, on its own it doesn't bug me, but the sheer discrepancy between fanservice intended for men vs for women is ridiculous. Female gamers make up almost half of the gaming population, we deserve and want some fanservice of our own!
>Female gamers make up almost half of the gaming population, we deserve and want some fanservice of our own!
Fun fact: the studies that claim this include cellphone pay2win games like Candy Crush in their surveys.

And about the video: lotsa static images with simple effects on them? Nice trailer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322476

Doesn't the Wisp only get people that die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322486
Souls are souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322465
I am confident I will live to ninety, not sure I want to though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322479
I can be stern but fair as I spoil them silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322468
Look man, I'm all for having to perform lewd sexual favors for an Anubis Guardswoman when I can't pay my 'protection fee'. But that's just one in a pile, I'm busy trying to sell my wares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322482
fuck mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322490

What if I actually get neat superpowers to defend myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322483
>discrepancy between male and female fanservice

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322501
B-but monsters are STRONK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322461
I mean, it looks like your average fanservice game, ala Agarest or Neptunia, but I'd get it anyway because I can't make good decisions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322496
Not really all that confident in you, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322483
I'm going to make a game where it's nothing but dicks helicoptering on screen. It will be the greatest feminist game ever produced. Plus we'll get the gay crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322461
I'm unimpressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322501
>Dark Spirit Will-o-the-Wisp has Invaded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322490
>Cosmic form = Soul

I don't think so Lupe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322483
Wow, great, I should check if I quoted YouTube comments correctly.

>>13322506
Is this a meme I don't know of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322507

B-But muh right of self defense and life preservation

>>13322518

>Double shields
>Push her off a bridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322500
MGE chan is hot. You have great taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322498
>Monster Girl Extortion
This is an interesting course that I don't think has been much explored before.

And I'd go along with an Anubis' attempts to extort me far too easily.
And ask her for date nights in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322523
>Double shields
Not him, but god, I fucking hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322523
I'd straight up banish her, because I'm a dick like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmhQQAeRFoc

Never forget.

>>13322523
You forgot one thing: monster girls are invincible! You're so fucked, man! You can't do anything about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322532
Yeah, exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322500
>>13322462
They get really pregnant, also since the original monsters were designed by the gods to be physically superior they do not get sick like humans do. In emg they evolved, get pregnant and sick just like normal humans. There question answered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322533
>monster girls are invincible!

Oh come ON! Fuck this fucking artificial difficulty shit. I already got mad at that crazy ass spider yesterday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322527
>kitsune chef

The tears, oh god anon, the tears that day. Like sapphires in starlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322534
But I like shields and the feeling that NO MAN ON UHRF CAN MAKE ME FALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322533
>implying cock hungry animals could ever beat us
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322409
This is the part where I tell her that I'd never though she'd ask, locking my Konouichi in a kiss as we make a new clan...although my kiss was kinda funny
she'd awaken later strapped to the bed after recovering from the dormouse drug I'd carefully hidden in my cheek.
A hundred daughterus? That'll be quite the challenge, luckily this new sabbath fertility drug I gave you should let you bear 15 to twenty kids at a time.
Safely of course, they know their stuff up there. Just let me get this triple strength manticore venom, we want you to get nice and used to stretching. all followed by cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322533
>invincible MGs
>he doesn't have a game editor

It's like you want to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322535
EMG lore > MGE lore

>>13322536
Play a better game, dude. Like real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322540
Whatever man, the era of shields is over.

Embrace your new masters: The guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322545
Cheating is bad! You could get banned from the servers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322544
>she'd awaken later strapped to the bed
>You're about to drug her
>SMOKE BOMB POOF MOTHERFUCKER
>Your Kunoichi turns out to be a decoy made out of wood
>She *teleports behind you*

What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322545
It's like you want to summon shit posters. THE GAME.

[Anonymous No.]

>not using the konami code

You buncha fuckin' retards.

>>13322554
Wow, it's like I'm back in 2008!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322548
EMG "lore" and MGE lore are so fundamentally different that comparing them is kind of silly.
I mean you compare a high fantasy sex based setting with a modern era non sex harem setting, so it will without exception always end up with my opinion>your opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322552
What's that? I can't hear you over all my winning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322527
"G-Guardswoman Nefeterri! I-"
>"Silence merchant. You know why I'm here."
"I know... I'm sorry I just can't get enough money together to pay the merchant's tax, sales have been down and th-"
>"I haven't come here to listen to excuses. The law is the law, if you refuse to follow it, you are a criminal. Your payment will be taken from your stock and personal possessions, this is our glorious Pharaoh's decree."
"Wait! Please! I'll have enough money soon! I just need time!"
>"Time is a gift given to law-abiding citizens merchant. I won't tell you twice..."
"Please, there must be another way! I'll do anything!"
>"...Anything? That's quite an offer merchant... How good are you with your hands?"
"P-Pardon?"
>"My footpaws ache from trudging through the city... Perhaps you can put them to good use, perhaps then I can overlook your actions..."

Such is life in Monster Girl Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

Here comes HFY and KC-hateboner circlejerk time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322572
Are you the same retarded as fuck doomsayer from every thread? Fuck off, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322578
>doomsayer
It's not doomsaying if it's shit that occurs on a daily fucking basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322572
Pretty sure people are just talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322580
Are you really that fucking autistic that you're taking these obviously humorous posts seriously? I mean, fucking really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322572
the fuck you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322572
That Dante meme was a good touch. I wish I could understand the type of derision you're trying to sow. I guess I'm not too bright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322569
Desperate times indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322572
>HFY
You really love your buzzwords, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

Evil monstergirls are ______

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322572
Shut the fuck up lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
to be killed and have their corpses looted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
Misunderstood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
Serving and giving heirs to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591

evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
A good source for exp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
a shitty cliché.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
Love

I want to be the a monstergirl overlord's husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
Fucking annoying. I mean, do whatever you want, just don't be a bitch near me, I'm not in the fucking mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322553
Smile as the true drug she took earlier with breakfast kicks into effect!
She's been drugged ever since this morning, all I need to do is Jam it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
serving the usurping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
Mayadere, the best dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
Fun to tease as their husbando in front of the heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
Lovely, and great for drinking Order tears with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322617
This was very nicely drawn, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322617
Ysee this baphomet? I'd fuck this baphomet. Even if she kept the 'big brother' crap. Especially then.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you feed your waifu your cum rag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322612
I don't trust this snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322628
That's very unhygienic, dude. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322612
That's not yan you philistine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322612
Does mayadere imply that it is dangerous until you start dating/marrying her or forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322623
I want a big-tittied, phat assed, Onee-san Baphomet straddling her otouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322631
I'm not seeing the problem. You'd chew on your waifu's panties right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322644
Nigga do you even know what a cumrag is?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322612
>You're running as fast as you can while carrying your sick dog
>he got bit by a cottonhead and is on death's door
>all the wizards couldn't help him
>more like they wouldn't bother helping an animal
>but fuck them you know someone who cares about animals
>as you head to the swamp where her house was you could see her chimney billowing smoke out
>good she was there
>'she' is Lana, the lamia mage who's scared all the townspeople
>except you
>you saw her help a young wolf out of one of the Rammi brothers traps a few weeks back
>you just knew she had a soft spot for animals
>you pound your fist on the door remembering your best friend who's in your arms
>Lana opens the door and stares at you furiously
>"Begone human! Or else I will strike you down where you-"
>she just noticed your dog and how badly he is
>"Get him inside. NOW!"
>after an hour and a half of watching her do her thing she looks at you
>"I take it you cannot pay for these services?"
>really you hadn't thought about payment
>you thought about your friend who's sleeping peacefully on her makeshift cot
>"It's okay, lucky for you, you're cute, so we can pay it up a little differently"
>she says that as she undresses herself in front of you
>the next morning you wake up in your bed with your dog licking your face awake
>there's a note on your stand
>You and your companion are free to come anytime you wish. XOXO - Lana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322635
It's pretty much just a dangerous tsundere.

"This character is a mayadere, a deadly dangereous tsundere.

A mayadere usually starts as an antagonist trying to kill the someone but switches sides after falling in love. This character is unpredictable and dangereous for everyone including the romantic interest."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322649
What're ya starin' at, whitey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322647
A piece of fabric used to enhance masturbation as well as disposal of seminal fluids in one fell swoop. Many males have one or more of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322654
I she she drops the tsun later it's top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322658
>enhance masturbation
w0t

[Anonymous No.]

What mg would Shia Labeouf be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322667
She might still be a bit evil though, you'd need to keep her in check.

Or not, maybe just become her dark champion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322669
Weresheep. Just the impression I get off of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322668
You're never draped your cum rag over your dick and jerked it? And after, when you're nice and sensitive, you've never dragged the soft fabric over your glans and cum like a broken faucet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322674
Well of course she will be evil, that's the whole point. I just want her to consider me her "special one" so she acts deredere with me but evil/cruel with everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
For slaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322669
ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321895
>Thomas
im puking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322683
>you will never stop a fight between your misunderstood waifu and some heroes to announce its dinner time
>you will never show some heroes who stormed the castle when she was out your wedding photos
>you will never be the real evil, hiding behind the beautiful face of your waifu waiting until the time is right to supplant yourselves as king and queen and rule with an iron fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322688
With your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322703
I'm glad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322705
you're lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322708
You know who else is lame? MY MOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322713
*furrows brows*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322704
If they're redeemable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322636
100% heretical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
>Evil monstergirl corrupting a paladin to make him her husband
So much yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322731
200% lovely

Not that it'll ever get drawn or written about, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322735
So original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322737
I didn't know you have to be original with your fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322735
Aww yeah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322741
What, you're telling me you don't have the weirdest, most unusual and specific fetishes in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322737
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322741
Hey, it's better than whatever MG ends up with me.
Take trader and add on a muscle fetish. That is what she'd have to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322736
>Not that it'll ever get written about
We'll see.

I've been wanting to do this for ages but I have a lot of other stuff I want to do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322747
>have the weirdest, most unusual and specific fetishes in the world
>specific
Not him, but I want to be shotafied and dommed by a muscular yandere with a plump ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322736
I actually like oneesans but I've become pretty soured on lol inversion monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322753
Splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322747
Sure I do! I like mind control that the victim probably wouldn't have minded much in the first place! How's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322759
I like Onee-sans too, but I wouldn't mind seeing certain species play it straight for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322747
I just like anything that involves the male; suffering and being healed by your waifu, being corrupted by your waifu, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322750
Strongfat? There's worse out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322775
Ashley please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322793
Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322795
You're a fifteen year old girl watching twilight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322720
But she loves you, isn't that enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322809
...shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322811
She doesn't have to collect alms for the needy, but neither will I enable someone who tortures and razes villages to the ground for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322820
Yep. I don't give a shit how she feels if she is irredeemably evil. She doesn't have to be anywhere near a saint, just not that damn bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322820
Anon, she's evil, not a cartoon villain. People who do that sort of thing don't live long.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you adopt an orphaned monster girl infant
if she was a species that you hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322834
Define hate. There are plenty I'd rather not waifu but I don't have them. Matango is more revolt than hate, and I doubt they have children that way.
I'd totally adopt an orphaned oni though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322832
back in my day being evil meant something...

[Anonymous No.]

Medusa has it rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322834
Would you adopt a clowder of faggot cats?

>>13322838
Anon, evil is being merciless and cruel to gain wealth and power. It's building alliances of convenience, using them, and then betraying them before they have a chance to betray you. It's eliminating all those who pose a threat to you, even if they are otherwise useful to have around.

It's consolidating a power or wealth base that allows her to dine on a new boy every night, to tear him from his family and do with as she pleases. It's giving birth to dozens of daughterus only to kill them so they can't threaten her power, or perhaps just aborting everything to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322849
These guys are as bad as those teenage girls fetishizing actual serial killers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322849
[Purging Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322849
>that first paragraph

I thought that was just prudent planning. The rest though, yeah, that's pretty bad.

Lawful evil for life bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could have an actual monster girl waifu in exchange of having to dance Gangnam Style EVERY Sunday for 12 hours non-stop the rest of your life, would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322872
No. I have to draw the line somewhere,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322834
Hell no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322872
Sounds like great cardio. Make it 4 hours and fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322849
>evil is being merciless and cruel to gain wealth and power. It's building alliances of convenience, using them, and then betraying them before they have a chance to betray you. It's eliminating all those who pose a threat to you, even if they are otherwise useful to have around
Yes

>that allows her to dine on a new boy every night, to tear him from his family and do with as she pleases. It's giving birth to dozens of daughterus only to kill them so they can't threaten her power, or perhaps just aborting everything to begin with
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322872
God damn it, I just imagined having sex while doing the Gangnam Style.

>>13322884
Both are pretty evil, man. Different degrees of evilness, sure, but still evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322884
>No
If that's not evil, what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322834
Yes. Moral compass would drive me to the mental ward if I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322849
Do you mean dining as in "raping then tossing aside" or "killing then eating"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322886
>>13322889
I meant that I'm ok with the first part, but not with the second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322892
me too
considering I made her an orphan to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322892
Enjoy your roper/ushi oni/hellound/caith sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322900
That's harsh, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322901
>ushi oni/hellound
Both are total qts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322901
>Ushi
>Hellhound
I'm searching for the flaw, but I cannot seem to find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322900
Nah man you gotta finish what you started, or else she'll breed and make more later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320425
>"Hey Anon! I made dinner!"
>"O-ok...."
>You follow her out into the dining room
>"I figured we'd try something different today."
>And then you see the two dishes she made. Mashed potatoes, a salad, and a steak, topped with sauteed mushrooms. Doesn't seem all that different.
>But then you cut off a piece of that steak and bring it and a slice of mushroom to your mouth that you notice the texture of the mushroom. Blue veins. Looks familiar.
>"Did you notice, Anon? I used one of those mushrooms that's supposed to turn you into a pissed off rape monster!"
>Now you realize that when she said "something different" she wasn't talking about the food.
>She's grinning now. A big, shiteating grin that the smug squad would see as a challenge to their authority. A grin that says "Do it, faggot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322904
>>13322905
I see, two more souls to liberate from corruption. So young too, shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322904
>>13322905

You gentlemen shouldn't have said anything. Now you get matangos and bubble slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322409
I tell my Vampire wife to stop being stupid and embarrassing, only I can do that.
Besides, I don't have the blood for one hundred babies.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna play a wurm in rock, paper, scissors!
>She can only throw paper or scissors because her claws can't curl into a fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322912
All I need is a working gasmask

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322912
>Bubble slimes
I am searching really hard here, Anon. I am using X-rays, Y-rays, and Z-rays here
Hell, bring in the gamma rays

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322915
>She ends up winning everything because scissors beats rock
>And paper
>And other scissors

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin boy, you're the paladin king. Aw, the paladin thing made you think that someday, you just might go somewhere.

Monster girl, you're out of sight! You need a paladin boy to treat you right. He'll do a little stunt and take you home tonight. (Leave his hair alone, but you can kiss his helm.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322461
Obnoxious moe shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322902
sorry
I mistook her for a high level monster in the mood so launched a preemptive attack to catch her off guard and then try to run like hell , turns out she was a low level monster and instead of my attack distracting her it killed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322919
>You insist that she can't beat your scissors with her paper
>She slaps your hand to prove paper is stronger than scissors
>You hand wouldn't fully heal for 3 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322893
It's a mystery, isn't it?

Which would you prefer? Who knows what... proclivities The Lady has?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never go ghost hunting with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322532
YOU WON'T CHEESE THE WALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322927
>You try and tell her rock clearly beats scissors
>She puts your fist between her claws and does the snipping motion
>Your hand was rendered useless for 6 months

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin boy, that paladin girl you wanna take to prom is actually a monster in disguise!

Paladin boy, don't go near a matango without proper protection!

Paladin boy, don't rape that monster girl, even if you just defeated her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322932
Is she a ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322932
>Your ghost neighbor will never get pissed at you and your waifu repeatedly breaking into her house to watcher she and her husband have spooky ghost sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322934
>She's wracked with guilt about it and insists on doing everything for you
>She tries to take notes for you in class
>She feeds you food
>She carries your stuff
>She tried to dress you one day but you managed to convince her she doesn't need to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322905
>Anon is a firefighter
>Anon finds an infant Hellhound left at the station
>He couldn't bear to just send the child off to some faceless social worker, so he adopted her
>She got a little wild as she grew up, but Anon tried hard to be the best father he could be, and the guys at the station looked out for her too
>Where other Hellhounds might just take what they want, Anon made sure to instill in her a sense of pride in a job well done and a work ethic that would put a paladin to shame
>She grew up to be the very definition of a lady, dressing modestly and with impeccable manners
>Of course, when she found the man she wanted to spend the rest of her life with, everyone found out that a Hellhound will always be a Hellhound deep down inside, and no matter how much a lady she might be in her every day life, when the lights went out her fire burned bright
>The poor sap couldn't walk for 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322933

WHEN YOU COME TO IT
AND YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH IT
AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWN
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FOUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322941
Holy shit, when will I learn to proof read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322936
I imagine of you run into something like an alice or a hinezumi, you'd have to go shounen and do something drastic to snap you back to your senses, like stab yourself. Or learn the calm heart, serene mind technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322946
What a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322939
>It turns out that ghost consider ghost hunting as foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322961
*ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322569
>Such is life in Monster Girl Egypt.
Such is the life I desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322961
>Ghost hunter finding ectoplasm puddles and picking up strange sounds in EVP
>It all sounds like moaning and schlicking
>Somehow during the investigation someone slipped the team a mickey and they all tart fucking
>While suspended in midair
>Feel a cool breeze behind you and see a fully materialized ghost
>It's all a blur after, you and the crew leave the place, in the most awkward van ride home ever
>You can't help but feel, like you're being watched though, ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322970
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322978
>not being a filthy slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322981
Traitor pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322984
There's nothing wrong with a man being a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322985
Traitor, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322990
Tell me what's wrong with being a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322985
Have some decency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322990
I just want a MG to hold me tight and tell me everythings going to be alright and that she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322990
Nothing. Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322985

Have some fucking creativity for once. This shit got old, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322985
A key that opens many locks is a master key.

A lock that's opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322994
Who needs decency when you have monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322993
You're setting up a bad example for young men, teaching them that all they need to do is drop trou and make with the dick to handle any situation. These will grow up to be men with no decency, no sense of pride, no self respect, no desire to make anything of themselves. To be used and thrown away at a monster's convenience.

You are wrong.

>in4 men should look pretty just let monster handle things

Monsters can't handle shit. Too busy focused on the warmth between their legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322591
To be reformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>needing others to do everything for you

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322997

>>13323012

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322976
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywk0_bXqzp8

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere love if healthy to no one.
You should teach your waifu to have limits and appreciate the existence of other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323031
You just want an anon to get his head cut off don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /mgt/, I'm no Gauf and honestly I'm procrastinating writing my own story, but throw a few ideas my way and I'll see if I can write a decent greentext out of one or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323031
>not wanting an obsessive yandere

Schweinhund!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
The Most Dangerous Game involving jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039

A Hellhound and Ushi compare notes about their dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
A P'Orc attempts to seduce a muslim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
NEET monstergirl shitposts on /hbg/

A ghost voyeur creeps on the boy she likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322943
>You keep telling her it's just your hand
>She keeps acting like she paralysed you from the waist down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Anon takes the clothing offered to him by an Arachne and burns it. Right in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
A Succubus takes an Alp under her wing and educates her on how to survive as a semen demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Yandere Lich doing and saying yan things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Anon is about to be raped by a manticore. He eats a Raging Mushroom and turns the tables on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322060

It's not so much as making Ushi-Onis sad as it is don't particularly care for going through a scenario of a guy either getting raped by what is essentially Arachnotaur Brundlefly or ending up getting fucked through the floor after she walks the dinosaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
A bored Lich starts a martial arts tournament.

MGE is raided by Orcs from the future that speak in a funny accent.

A gnome, an undine, an ignis and a sylph leech emotions from humans and monstergirls in order to create a new elemental from empathions, and complete an ancient and terrible summoning ritual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
A gang of wurms engage in fierce competition, all vying for the title of third place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Something with /hbg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323073

>Raping a Manticore's pussy-pussy before she uses her tail to mould herself for maximum pleasure

But that's absolutely haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323021
>creepypasta

Give me the cliffnotes version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
A group of misfit Kehpris get a job as Ice Cream truck drivers/attendants in their quest to find their lost king.
They never figure out they can find him looking online and have to do everything the 'good-old-way'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323058
>>13323057
You two need to fight over whose post is the real one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323095
>cliffnotes

>BORING SET UP
>PITIFUL ATTEMPTS AT SCARING THE READER
>BLOOD
>BLOOD
>DID I MENTION BLOOD?
>SHIT ENDING

Boom, saved you the trouble of reading 99.99% of the creepypastas that exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
I want a story, about a Monster girl that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night and everything she sees
Is just blue like her inside and outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323073
>Raging Mushroom wiki page
>Picture of a man dominating his Minotaur wife
>"In this way, once the husband has awakened as a male beast, there won't be any way a monster can win when she's a female beast that belongs to her husband."
ENGAGE BONER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Weed troll

[Anonymous No.]

>Monstergirls' face when they find out what a vasectomy is
>gynaecologists' faces when Monstergirls become real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Dormouse is about to be raped by Anon. She eats a Raging Mushroom and turn the tables on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323118
Can she eat and sleep at the same time?
That's a whole new level of somnambulism for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323127
If she can fuck and sleep, she can do that too.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves?

And why is the captcha doing that bullshit select all the steak pictures shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
A crazy paladin turned black knight and his still uncorrupted valkyrie wife attempts to turn the demon army into a professional fighting force and not just a massive band of raiding marauders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Evil waifu and dense husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323139
Slap the Elf with your meat!

I've gotten wedding cakes like twice in a row

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Evil husband and dense waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323139
Best for bullying and turning down for other cuter monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Evil daughteru, dense parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323149
But they're such good breeders and lovers

>>13323147
I just got bread three times in a row in other threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Evil parents, dense daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323156
>Elves
>Good anythings

Pfft hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323156
Elves are the worst monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322978
For Dragons at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323166
That's not Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323139
>>13320391
Elves are for branding, milking, herding into greener forests, and breeding them for more elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323166
You are the monster here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323170
I would rather a fuck a Matango then an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
One of the ideas already mentioned involving a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323166
Why are elves even considered monstergirls?

all they got is pointy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323109

>Minotaur corners Anon
>He opens his knapsack, it's the veiny, throbbing mushroom he'd picked earlier because the dick shape gave him a fit of primary school giggles
>Eats it, goes EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>Rather than poison, he feels a red boiling hot rage in his nethers, his cock erect like a rail spike and as thick as one of the pillars used to bind Herakles
>Locks hands with the Minotaur, matching her strength, she's amused at first, then more aroused than before when she notices his erection
>His strength is starting to overcome hers, as if his need to fulfill the fantasy of "Would you like making fuck with Berserker" were all he thought of
>Eventually, he throws her over onto the floor, dragging her ass into the air
>Penetrates her like a rutting beast, jackhammering his hips into her womanhood, the raw ferocity of his cock causing her to grip him tight with her pussy's walls
>She orgasms soon, her saliva dripping to the floor as she's overcome by a woman's happiness, his unrelenting thrusts into her increasingly sensitive pussy never stopping
>Eventually, he grabs her horns like handlebars whilst nibbling her ears and kissing the back of her neck
>The proud Minotaur is gone, leaving only a female beast being bred, her moans matching that of only the most slutty of Succubi
>He slams his hips down onto her one final time, emptying a load of cum so thick that it wetly squelches out of her pussy
>She's basking in the afterglow as he comes to his senses
>Before he can even leave, she grabs him and hugs him close, using him as a body pillow
>Eventually in their marriage, they alternate between who gets to be the pelviscerator and who's the bottom
>The most fun nights are when both of them eating raging mushrooms and end up destroying entire Inns with their love-making

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323182
Boner Status: Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323171
And you can do all of that after marrying one and putting some buns in her oven and parading her around town and embarrassing her.

>>13323181
Why are Vampires monstergirls when all they have are pointy fangs and an allergy towards light?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323139
>>13323149
>>13323156

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

>All this haram
>Not a single Elf being bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323000
Here I'll make something a bit more creative.

There is nothing wrong for a man wanting to serve his mistress.When I diobey I am smited and left begging with no release. When I please her I am blessed by her loving embrace. All men wish to serve, it is buried in our souls to please our masters. You yourself paladin devote your life to the worship of the Chief God and carry out the word of your king without question. She is my mistress, my queen, my goddess! Her body is the temple in which I worship, her voice guides my heart, her love fuels the fire of my devotion! My goddess loves me paladin, my body is forever blessed by her magic. Where is your god paladin? What is your reward for your loyalty? All he's ever done was lead his sheep to the slaughter, and it was not until the Demon Lord arose that man had the senseless violence stopped. Yet even after this your "god" continues to lead his followers into the life of violence! Even his servants the Angels and Valkyries have begun to abandon him and have taken men for themselves. Join us paladin, monsters are the true gods, they are the goddesses of love that will set man onto the path to paradise. Let go of the devotion towards the false god, and accept monsters into your heart, for they are the gods that truly love you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323182
>>13323109
The Mushroom only works though if she wants to be dominated before he even eats it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323191
>Why are Vampires monstergirls when all they have are pointy fangs and an allergy towards light?
because they eat people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323198
Way to ruin everyone's fun you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323198
Pretty sure that it says it only works if she wants to have sex.

And if she was going to rape him, clearly she wants to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323198
>monster girls don't want to be fucked like beasts in heat
It will always work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323181
They certainly aren't humans, and not even animals deserve to be treated as elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323196

tl;dr. Be more fucking direct for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323199
They drink blood, which is something a human is just as capable of. Hell, you could put fake fangs and a cape on a regular human girl and there wouldn't be any difference between the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323198
Actually, you're wrong.

>If a man eats this mushroom, he can turn the tables on any kind of monster that attacks him, pushing her over with what appears to be overwhelmingly superior physical strength and unilaterally raping her. Also, when men eat it, it also has the effect of exciting the penis more than usual, causing their erections to tower with great size and thickness.

>No matter how ferocious and sadistic she may be, a monster raped with such a penis will learn the joy of being violated as a female and raped by a male of overwhelming power, and she will develop a masochistic disposition and desire to be raped. In fact, I yearn for this a bit myself.

>Once she's been treated like this, a monster won't be able to forget it, and she'll become enthralled with being violated by her stud. For that reason, it appears that huge amounts of these mushrooms are bought up by such monsters all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323206
but they can also turn into bats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323209
I want to hit a Vampire with a bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323210
I can agree with that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323207
I hate you, KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323207
That bit's kind of irrelevant, mostly focusing on hyperbole and lewd exaggeration.
The following would have been a more apt citation.

>However, it's not as if it can affect any given monster. Because the mana works in a peculiar way to exhibit the effect, unless a monster intentionally accepts it, it won't be effective. In other words, if the monster being dealt with was the wife of the man who ate it to begin with, or if the monster had intended to attack the man, or if the monster felt ready for sex. That is it's only effective on monsters that are prepared to receive a man's mana, and it's completely ineffective on others such as those who have their heart set on someone else, those who have a husband, and those with no interest in that particular man whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323207
Actually it only works if they're interested in mating with the man.
Meaning if a guy takes this he wont be able to beat a Dragon unless said Dragon was already his wife and in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323205
Okay how's this.

Fuck the chief god, monster got too damn good of a pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323209
So can a magician or wizard or druid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323207

To add to the fact you're a cherrypicking faggot:

> Be that as it may, unmarried monsters will generally attack to copulate with men, so this mushroom should be effective against most available monsters. For that reason, there was a military unit in the order of the Chief God that noticed the effect, and tried to use it to vanquish monsters. However, this mushroom has another effect which causes men to become violently passionate and lose their rational mind, filling their head with nothing but plenty of thoughts of mating with the female in front of them, effectively making them like an aroused male beast. Thanks to that, it can't be used in combat, and it is said that the soldiers of the order that headed off to vanquish monsters turned the tables on monsters that attacked and tried to rape them, raping them instead, and thus, they definitely became their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you people really fucking fighting over a goddamn mushroom?

Jesus christ you people are more autistic than /ck/, I would hate to have to cook with you motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323104
I remember a decent one where there was this woman a "freezer" with some other people. She's writing a diary and communicating with this guy called King, in it. Shit happens, she tries to escape, and is confronted by King. She goes back in the freezer. She stars writing exactly the same words you see in the course of the story, because turns out she's in Hell and she's done this countless times before and doesn't know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323149
>>13323149

Of all the Elves, I want to bully the Dark Elves the most. Something about them just makes me want to turn them into exhibitionist whores as I breed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323229
>Jesus christ you people are more autistic than /ck/

Nigger, pizza off now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323229
No. Somebody wrote a lewd greentext.
Someone said "But that's wrong" because he's a no-fun faggot.
And now several of us are arguing about which quotation works best to describe why it's the No-Fun Faggot who's wrong.

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>>13323224
I don't think you contradicted him, Anon. At all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323231
I don't like to bully Elves too much. But when I do, I like to do something similar to you idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323217
>>13323220
>No married monster will be affected by the mushroom.
>All unmarried monsters are ready for sex.
It's a logical redundancy. It's just a way for KC to prevent people to try and loophole their way into NTRing men out of their waifus by raping them until they like it, but it's still relevant.

>>13323224
I never said it could be used in combat. I only quoted that it could be used to dominate monster girls that weren't originally masochistic/submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323234
Shut the fuck up you faggot I was making a joke.

God damn I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323207
At the end, KC is japanese, and they can't handle dom women.

No surprise here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323234

>Calling that greentext lewd

B-but it was just me trying to blow off steam because I have insomnia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323254
It was lewd and I liked it.

ACCEPT IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323239
I still believe it's more tricky to use them on Dragons since I still like to think they have their pride and choose when to do the horizontal monster mash on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

Spaceworms!

http://pastebin.com/hkL2wKRj

Start of chapter 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323217
So it's fucking nothing, since she was going to rape the guy, i.e., ready to receive his mana, meaning the mushroom will work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323239
>I only quoted that it could be used to dominate monster girls that weren't originally masochistic/submissive.
Anon, my point in quoting >>13323217 was because nothing in what you quoted with >>13323207 actually disproves that it can't be used on those who aren't willingly submissive.

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>>13323257
Well that's your own fetish thing, but don't go around saying I can''t rape whatever fictional woman I want, k?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323257
>lol no it doesn't work on dragons cause muh headcanon

Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323259
Yes, that's the point.

>>13323198 is wrong, but nothing in >>13323207 proves so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323265
That was not what I was saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323257
I agree with you anon.

Of all the Monsters, Dragons are most able to resist the "Must have mana" instinct. Which is why we get Lonely, Desperate Undead Dragons who never got laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323244
Isn't there alot of japanese femdom porn videos with repressed salarymen licking the feet of dominatrix and getting sat on their faces?
Or is that just some twisted way of japs to enforce the patriarchy on their country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323244
Pretty much. Not even extreme sadists like Jorogumos are safe from it. She will turn a masochist with the time if you want it just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323182
This lacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323273

Lacks what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323196
>>13323196
Nigga do you really expect me to read, all that shit, by you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323276
Continuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323263
Ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323269
I also like it when the prideful woman I fell for stays prideful and the same even after the earthquake inducing pelvis pounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323258
Lovely beginning to more. Was wondering what you'd do, but comedy right out the bat? Lovely way to kick things off and introduce Morgan and Shai to Amon and Apophis.
The bit with Shai's...fluids, was neat too.

>I'll never have an Anubis high on Spaceworm Juices chasing me/sniffing my clothes in a rut
Makes me kinda sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323277
He wanted creativity and I was bored. Read it if you want, but you don't have too. I mostly did it to see what I could come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323286
Indeed. And so it would be.

And I share your sentiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323286
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323276
He wouldn't have stopped after cumming th first time, he would have broken, nay wrecked, nay, destroyed, NAY! He would have fucked up, torn down, thrown that pussy up to the ceiling, and stomped into the ground, with dickings. Your lewd lacks.

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>>13323278

Not gonna happen

>>13323295

I lack the capacity for being consistently lewd. The only lewd thing i've thought of recently was a guy pretending to be Hentai Kamen while wearing the pheremone and sweat doused panties of a Giant Ant in a raid.

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>>13323266
Of course it does, the only ways the mshroom would not work, is of the monster is married, she doesn't want to fuck at the moment LOL or she has her heart set on someone else. Which means who cares because she doesn't want to have sex with you.

But if she's unmarried and active, and/or you get her hot and bothered, it will work, since she is ready to "receive your mana". Doesn;t matter if she wants to be dominated or not.

Once you get wet, you don gon get get.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monster girls NTR human women away from their husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323318
No, they turn the human women into monsters

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>>13323312
Yes, but nothing in >>13323207 actually says so. Which is why I posted the quote which does have all the stuff you just said in it, earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323318
Wait, I think that went out wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323318
Because monster girls are assholes like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323318
Depends on the setting. Even then, lesbian/bi women aren't exactly common.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your waifu, others list flaws

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>>13323329
That's not what he meant, anon

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>>13323339
I would, but people seem to bring up her so-called "Flaws" quite often already.

I always just find them charming. Endearing even.

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>>13323329
No, I meant to say the inverse, if Monsters took men away from their human women. My bad.

>>13323321
You sure? I'm sure human women don't leave a mamono mana mark on their husbands to scare away competitors like monsters do.

Unless they do.

I would Imagine someone could had found a way to synthesize a spirit energy marking like the one monsters do and sell it to human wives to protect their husbands or even sell it to unwed men to protect themselves.

Probably developed by a wizard.

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>>13323339
none

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>>13323339
No thanks, my waifu gets enough shit already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323346
Ah, then it's hard to say. They might either steal their husbands or turn the women into monsters and engage in a kinky threesome before moving on to find a single man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Lich. I'm pretty sure I already know the only one that really carries any weight, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323347
>You will never be her darling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323353
Can't get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Jinko
>inb4 big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13322101
>It's almost like a quarter of the story is missing
Late reply, but I feel your pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323347
You will never enjoy her cooking. Even if she did exist it is absolutely terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Crow Tengu

>>13323347
Cuck. Can't stop shit waifus from trying to fuck her man

>>13323353
Smells like death and preservatives

>>13323365
Sheds a lot. Fur can be a pain to clean.

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>>13323365
You have to walk around the house with a mask on the back of your head because your daughterus might be stalking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Troll

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>>13323353
>Lich
>Having any flaws
Unbased mudslinging.

>>13323362
Making a daughteru alongisde your lich waifu, frankenstein's monster style, is way cooler.

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>>13323339
Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323373
my heart
>>13323372
>sheds a lot
>implying I wouldn't lovingly brush her erryday

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>>13323347
Can't control her strength and can kill you with her cooking
>>13323353
Monotone and unable to display emotion unless you you force her into eternal ahego
>>13323365
Can't purr, just harshly coughs
>>13323376
She gardens

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>>13323365
>>13323373
Stop listing positive things as flaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323371
>>13323380
Sucks blood, is tsun, vampire hunters will break in and try to kill her.

>>13323376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYMi5wSc7g

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Oomukade
>inb4 venom

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>>13323379
>"Honey don't you think the nose on this baby is a little big?"
>"I know what I'm doing. Go back to massaging my back."

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>>13323379
>frankenstein's monster style
I'd rather do a Test-Tube Homunculi style.
Maybe gestate it in her undead womb, for the kicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323387
>tsun
No, she's haughty and aloof, not a tsun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323390
Centipedes have a really had attitude as well as a very painful "bite". It's not even a bite, since those things full of venom are actually modified legs.

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>>13323383
>implying a chuff isn't awesome
>implying chuff cuddles and chuff cuddle fucking wouldn't be the reason to wake up every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI
still haven't heard a single negative about jinko waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

I bought a book of lewd vampires that'll be coming at the end of this month.

I'm not gonna be posting scans or pics or nothin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339

Kejourou

Fine I'll work on my story..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323399
Needs to be happy for good milk. Also gets her head stuck in almost everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323401
>book of lewd vampires
What, like a collection of vampire smut, pictures, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323390
Too many tiny little legs. Will bite you.

>>13323399
Cows are dumb animals.

>>13323402
Hair getting into places where it shouldn't be.

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>>13323404
He said flaws anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323402
Hair is easily tangled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323387
>Sucks blood
That's my fetish
>Tsun
Not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323407
>Cows are dumb animals.
And this applies to Holstaurs how?

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>>13323379
The flaw I mentioned was that she was once just an ordinary human woman, albeit a sorceress, and not a pure MG. I'm aware that it is not possible to birth a Lich, due to what they are, so it is a moot point, but it was the only thing I could think of being a negative.

Making a daughteru sounds hilarious. I always just assumed that adoption, or something, would be the best course of action.
>Lich and husband adopt a baby Yeti
Oh yes.

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>>13323408
I'd say getting her head stuck everywhere is a flaw.
>Trying to feed Holst daughteru
>Wife starts yelling about how she got her head stuck in the fence again
>Help her get out
>Get back to daughteru
>Her head is stuck in the dog door

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>>13323407
>Will bite you
To inject aphrodisiac and suck me off, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323387
>Sucks blood
There is literally no problem with this, it's half the point.
>Tsun
See >>13323395

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323372
>Crow Tengu
Nerd with shed feathers everywhere
Why are all the captchas food now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323405
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10317953
Pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339

lilim

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>>13323415
Well maybe we just have different ideas of what are flaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323413
Fine. How about that they're really lazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323422
Too perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323424
So farmers are lazy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323422
Your in-laws are shit.

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>>13323422
Doesn't like you around other women.
Probably burns in the sun with that pale skin.
You have to either make a new one or choose from a mishmash pack of premade ones.
Chances are she'd try and get you to usurp her mother.

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>>13323380
She's a stuck up hoity toity btich that will treat you like aservant/foo supply unless you somehow make a dhampir to break her.

>>13323372
They're really picky with who they choose. It's fairly unlikely she'll pick you.

>>13323399
She will constantly be lactating. She;ll have to change shirts several times a day.

>>13323402
The carpet is just as long as the drapes.

>>13323422
They are the daughters of the monster powerful monster in existence. She can do better.

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>>13323428
Do intelligent livestock count as as farmers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Kikimora

The kind who insists on staying by her master's side because his mind is a mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323433
>She will constantly be lactating. She;ll have to change shirts several times a day.

The solution is to not make her wear a shirt in the first place.

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>>13323435
You have to admit they'd understand what the other cows need better than you would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323433
>She will constantly be lactating. She;ll have to change shirts several times a day.
I don't see a problem with this.
>>13323435
To several species of monster girls, you are intelligent livestock.
>>13323440
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323420
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. Feathers getting everywhere would get annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323439
>flaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323439
OCD cleaning
If your house is ever a mess they prevent you from sleeping with their creepy ass noises in the middle of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaurus are dumb. They are lovely, but they're still dumb.
Minotaurs are just as dumb but much more hot-blooded.

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>>13323433
>It's fairly unlikely she'll pick you.
Not if I find her and tell her how pretty her eyes are, or that I just want her to be happy for the rest of her life. Then I'll make her take responsibility when she fucks me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
>Flaw
...eh, alright.

Anubis.
Hint: None.
That I care about or take issue with anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323439
She's most likely so obsessed with you that she licks the toilet bowl clean just to have a bit more of you inside her. I regret thinking this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323452
They're basically Lois from Malcolm in the Middle, only you're not Hal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323452
She'll never be real

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>13323433
>She's a stuck up hoity toity btich that will treat you like aservant/foo supply unless you somehow make a dhampir to break her.
Or you know, I prove myself being worthy of her and she sees me as an equal. Some of us like to work for our waifus.

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>>13323456
>only you're not Hal.
But we're talking about waifus. So presumably, I would be married to her, thus...

>>13323459
Curse you.
Honestly this is what I thought >>13323353 was expecting people to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323367
>>13323383
Why doesn't darling just teacher her how to bake?
she doesn't even need tastebuds for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323445
Livestock that cares for itself! Brilliant!

>>13323446
>To several species of monster girls, you are intelligent livestock.
Yeah, but does that make me a farmer? I've always wanted to be a farmer. Or, like, you know, at least try it. Between the hours of nine and five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323439
Will watch you as you masturbate, breaks into your house even if you don't need a maid.
>>13323452
Bossy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323433
>make a dhampir to break her
You obviously don't know how to work for something you want.
She will come to respect me whether she wants it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323468
They're like her personality wise.
She'll yell, scream, micromanage, and control a lot of things like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323450
So what you're saying is that minotaurs are like wurms with legs, only less indestructible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323472
>I've always wanted to be a farmer. Or, like, you know, at least try it. Between the hours of nine and five.
I hope you're not serious. Because it takes more than that, a lot more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Crow Tengu
But since that's already done, I'll do the backup of Cutiemora and Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323470
Baking is a more precise art than cooking is. You need correct mixing and baking time in order to perfect the art. Tasting is what has to happen at the end of the day. If she can't cook a soup then she will be shit at baking.

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>>13323452
They're actually autistic.

>They're normally calm, but they also have another face. They're extremely vulnerable and get easily confused when something unexpected happens and things don't go as planned.

Don't disturb the routine.

Or do.

>If a man actually assaults them, then they get confused and aroused, and will end up seeking pleasure according to the wolf family's instinct. When this happens to them, everything they had planned in advance in their head goes someplace else and disappears, and the schedule in their head becomes filled only with having sex with the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323477
Mino and Wurms aren't very dumb.
They're still smarter than a highschool girl with a cellphone glued to her ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323452
Tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323485
>Tanuki
Oy vey. Drives men into slavery.

>>13323490
Paws too big and unwieldy for anything but cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323490
Opinions towards the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323479
>it takes more than that, a lot more.
Which is exactly what I was poking at. I was being facetious, you see.

>>13323489
>They're still smarter than a highschool girl with a cellphone glued to her ear.
There's a low hurdle to jump, but you do have a point, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a picture of a wurm crying
Sorry, I need one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323468
Yeah, that's always in the back of my mind, but I wouldn't consider that a flaw of her own, rather a flaw of the world itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323485
>Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323489
>think mainly of eating, mating and sleeping
>basically they're animals
>not very dumb

HEH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323475
>Yell, scream
Honestly, I don't get where people would get such an impression.

>>13323488
>AllAccordingToPlan.jpg
I like to imagine an Anubis with a Day Planner or something like that.
>Be married to Anubis
>Before she leaves one day, sneak some alone time with her planner, and write in some changes
>As her day nears it's end, and she's just obeying her schedule tiredly rather than actually thinking about it, she follows the instructions you snuck in without noticing
>Finds herself walking right into a romantic dinner you've planned, cooked, and laid out for her
>Massages and night-long sexings follow

Something like that.

>>13323499
>rather a flaw of the world itself.
Indeed so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323474
I know how to work for what I want. I just don't want to be treated like someone's bitch-boy servant. Honestly if a vampire took me captive I'd end up doing stupid shit just to spite her. Either she'd eventually force me out of her castle, or we'd end up hate fucking into a proper relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323498
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323501
So they have the intelligence of tribal humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323500
Oh come on, they can be cute.

Like that Tanuki chef, I just want to cuddle her while she struggles to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323504
They micromanage and crontrol their husbands, remember? Lois did that with Hal, and when she left for a bit he started making killer robots in the lawn that fired bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323513
>Trusting a nook

Yes, good goy. Remember the 21 zillion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323508
What about crying after a man asks her to marry him, or crying because she's seeing her newborn daughter for the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323506
>bitch-boy servant
But that's not how it works, you would be like a head butler or her personal attendant.
And with the amount of Anubis and Dragon sluts here that shouldn't be that much of a foreign concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323496
We share the same opinion toward the cold, it's much better than humid summer weather

I would love to move to northern Canada with a Yeti and share a cup of Tim Horton's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323504
>not just grabbing her tit and cramming your tongue down her throat

Romance is nice, for some, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Lava Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you bullied a wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323511
Try again Jimmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Dark Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323529
She would be too stupid to understand what was going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Lich was already mentioned so let's go with the Dark Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323529
The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>Come back to /mgg/ after not being here for a few months
>Alp OP
you guys sure aren't making this easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323529
Anons would come out of the woodwork and kick your shit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323532
Do we have any actual canon examples of their intelligence instead of KC's translated from japanese "simple"? Because everyone either seeing them as retards, not retards, normal people, or geniuses is starting to get annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323535
>hey wurm, nice legs
>he thinks my legs are nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323529
>Bullying a brick
>Literally bullying a dragon

Hey, buddy. You just blow in from Stupidtown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323541
Like I said, they live like animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323539
Eh. Scroll down and forget about it. Not like it really matters, though it is the second one in a row. If the next is an Alp, there's clearly some skullduggery going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323520
I never disputed the micromanaging bit.

>Killer robots in the lawn that fired bees
Hal is the suburban dad all men should aspire to be.

>>13323524
I'd happily work as an Anubis' assistant, or a Dragon's butler.
I think Apron-kun is the only Dragonslut who errs more on the "Bitchboy" side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323545
So do a lot of other monsters, yet they're not seen as retards anywhere near as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323540
>thinking that many people like wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323527
I like to put in a solid effort for things.

What you suggested would be good for a tired, dreary day when I don't want to do whatever she has planned, and would rather just stay in and cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323547
All monsters would be better little girls if their father's were like Hal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323541
>Because everyone either seeing them as retards, not retards, normal people, or geniuses
I'm sorry, this is opposed to...?

Is there some other form of intelligence besides those 4?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323529
You obviously can't bully her body, unless, I don't know, you tickle her with a feather or something, but you're likely to be sent flying form an involuntary tail spasm. To bully a wurm, it has to be emotional.

Sant Claus doesn't exist.
The rabbit was in the hat the whole time.
Grandma died because you touch yourself at night.

That type of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323556
>not retards, normal people
Those are really the same thing, so 3.
Retards, normals, geniuses.
That's basically it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323556
I'm basically saying we're going all over the place for the interpretation of their intelligence instead of something that is consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323554
>>13323547
>>13323520
>Hal
Forgive my ignorance, but who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323524
Dont bother with the ones that use "bitch boy" that easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323557
You could just pretend she badly injures you when she hugs you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323561
You have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323541
The literal interpretation of simple is the easiest. Not like unable to function in society retarded, but plain old slow and gullible tries their hardest and still gets a C retarded. The kind of kid that just barely keeps out of special ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323524
I know I was just saying bitch boy because I hate the idea of being bossed around. Don't get me wrong, I'd be more than happy to do housework for my waifu, but I'm being forced by a stranger rather than being asked kindly by the one I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323548
Because many of those live among humans without causing problems, a wurm is a disaster on scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323560
This surprises you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323561
>Not watching Malcom in the Middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323564
Give him some benefit of the doubt here. He could just not be American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323560
Shock and surprise, the intelligence of sentient creatures vary from individual to individual.

Personally, when I read "Simple" for Wurms, I just take it to mean that they're straight-forward.

Alp's Philosowurm is a good example. She's intelligent, but very straight to the point, and dislikes trying to overcomplicate things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323564
Not everyone enjoys the same culture you do Anon
>>13323570
That would explain it, never enjoyed that show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323561
I hate you.

>>13323563
>letting a wurm hug you

Enjoy your colostomy bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323541
At this point it wouldn't even matter if we got more examples. We've threadcanoned them as retards (largely, some people bitch about this as you mentioned) so retards they will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323564
Not him, but I don't know either. But I can only assume it's some american tv show, because only an american would be so self-important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323573
>Philosowurm
Whatever happened to the smutty parts we were supposed to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323565
>barely
I'd say they're getting by and go with what >>13323573 said.

>>13323575
You sicken me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323579
Malcolm in the Middle is the show where Bryan Cranston appeared as a bumbling dad, making it hilarious that he would be the one to star as a would-be drug lord in Breaking Bad, with surprising results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323578
We've also threadcanoned them as idiot savants to geniuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323591
Hell, they even did a little special ending on the DVDs where Bryan's character wakes up as Hal again in MitM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323583
I think he wrote one or two parts, and still has like, five or six left to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323591
I never watched Breaking Bad either, but I know the face, I guess. Well, whatever. good for him that he has such a strong career. Dude must be loaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323600
U W0t M8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323601
Not gonna happen, is it?
>>13323602
>never watched Breaking Bad
Okay so I know this is completely irrelevant to the thread and the board, but GO FUCKING WATCH IT YOU NINCOMPOOP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323604
https://vimeo.com/91034065

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323610
>GO FUCKING WATCH IT YOU NINCOMPOOP!
Not really interested dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323587
Nah, heard his argument before and it boils down to coming from expressions like "a simple people" or "a simple life" that has nothing to do with calling a person simple. All because he can't stand the thought of dumb wurms.

Have you guys ever dealt with slow kids? They're just the same as everyone else, but literally are just slower picking up things than everyone else and have to work harder at it.

That's exactly what wurms would seem like to me. You can teach them math or different languages or whatever else, but they won't pick it up as fast as the average human or elf or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323620
I just picture them as airheaded and goofy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323617
>best TV series ever made
>not interested
Okay we can stop talking about it now, you're obviously deranged.
Talk about Elves maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323592
On occassion, but then we've also written pure succubi. The prevailing trend I've noticed is around a Forest Gump level of intelligence, with a tendency toward the low side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323627
>best TV series ever made
No, that's Stargate SG-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323620
>they're not up to par

So they're dumb. Not a good as everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323612
That's fucking great, I love the immediate contrast between the two characters and just how well he pulls off both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323627
TBH I've enjoyed the 1st season of Better Call Saul more than the last couple seasons of Breaking Bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323627
Could one smuggle lots of drugs inside an elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323627
Either shes a centaur or her ass is mega fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323638
S'all good, man.
>>13323639
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323635
Exactly. But for some reason people don't understand it's a sliding scale and you don't suddenly go from average to drooling vegetable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323612
Oh man. Surprised I never saw that before. Really funny how well he pulled it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323612
>The only thing that made sense in the whole dream was that I still walked around in my underwear
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323642
It's the later.
We've entered a whole new level of DAAAAAMN for that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323631
Does /mgt/ just love dumb girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323627
>TV
>Good
I don't remember the last TV show I enjoyed more than my chineese cartoons. GoT was okay, but I lost interest really around about half way through season 2. Supernatural perhaps, but then I haven't been keeping up with that lately either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323637
>>13323648
>>13323649
He's surprisingly a wonderful actor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323638
Is that really all that good? I saw the first two episodes and then moved out of where I was living that had a TV, so I couldn't be bothered downloading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323650
Too big for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323651
Every man at one point in his life loves dumb girls. Then he goes to smart, sophisticated women. Then he goes back to pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, night everyone.
Be good, don't burn down the thread, and cuddle the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323652
>Okay we can stop talking about it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323634
Funny way to write Supernatural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323655
Just because someone else likes it doesn't mean you do. I loved it, you couldn't be bothered with it. Let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323659
Good night. Don't cuddle down the thread and burn the waifu. Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323663
Even if supernatural ended at season 5 it wouldn't be as good as SG-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323656
WOOF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323663
>Supernatural
Your jokes are funny Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323655
It really picks up about halfway through. Before that were some gold bits but a lotta cringe moments too while he's wrestling with all the moral stuff and getting shit on.

>>13323652
GoT is worth it purely for the props and sets. That's the only reason I watch the Walking Dead anymore either.

But the first 4 episodes of this season have been a pretty slow burn start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13320870
(sorry for the late reply)
me too, anon. me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323663
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323651
Yes and no. We seem to adore the extremes; both your dumb cuddly wurm and your bird-brain harpy, but also your full-time SCIENCE lich and sophisticated wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW I realize we haven't even broken 120 images and are on page 9
What are you people doing?
Post things!

[Anonymous No.]

What would monstergirls think of crippled men, like the blinded ones for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323666
Of all the times for Anon's dyslexia to kick in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323666
No, you can't stop me, and she's getting rammed and then I'm gonna roll off her and pass out from the whiskey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323663
heh, funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323679
We had a thousand posts after the image limit. Don't feel like you need to rush it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323681
Love is blind, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323679
>posting for the sake of posting

Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323684
I may not be able to stop you but whiskey dick can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323679
>Being this dumb
Last thread was 4100 posts. We're at 1400'ish. You just went full Wurm. Never go full Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323668
Bums are the best part of a woman.
>Cake captcha
Is this a sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323679

I don't really have anything worth posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323679
I want a nekomata with a big fat ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323681
Depends on the girl. Some would be happy that they have someone to take care of, some would pity him, and some would be happy that he's easier to catch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323612
>I'm the one who's knocking
Goddamit.
>>13323693
Stop bullying Wurms or else I'll write a Gundam parody where the villain makes a Wurm Drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323692
>what are aphrodisiacs

This nigga...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323698
One of the only good scenes in all of the VH series right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323702
Shut up Alp. I can out-gundam you any day of the week. Now get back to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323673
Alright, I'll keep an eye on it then. It's not like I didn't like it to begin with, I was pretty neutral on it and just didn't really think of it again until last week or so when I saw something posted about it. If I had TV I probably would have had it on each week.

>>13323656
Oh man. That fucking ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323704
Which is more powerful: whiskey dick or aphrodisiacs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323702
Does she squeal "Weeeeee" all the way down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323708
No work today, we're Cabbages and Kings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323679
Using up images with no discussion and posting because muh pretty pictures is one of the dumbest things you can do for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to prevent a Kiki monopoly by hiring maids of other species!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323039
Gang of Pyromaniac Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323713
No, she goes
>Canonbaaaaaalll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323712
Riddler pondering.jpg

Whiskey.

[Anonymous No.]

I herd u had Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323715

you seem upset anon here's a paladin just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323722
They're OK I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323716
But they are inferior maids. Why not have a collection of Kikimoras dedicated to your household?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323723
Paladumbs are smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323715
Well it is 1:43 EST. And image-dumper always starts his shit between 1:30 and 4:30. That's how you know it's always his autistic ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323727
Because then you can't have giant mofu cuddle piles with your harem of Kitsune and fox-girl maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323733
Psychofox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323730
Yeah? Well you're a smelly succuslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323733
I think that you may have now changed what it is that you've observed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323733
>>13323736
Spamming-kun always follows a certain pattern though, and the images that are being posted are too varied in content to be him I think.
Either way it doesn't look like his usual MO to me, so it might not be him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323737
Don't, Anon. That only encourages her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323734
There are household positions that can be taken that don't involve being a maid. Someone's gotta cook, right? And maintain the property? And what about repairs? Kiki is queen of the household, but not ALL of the household.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323746
But someone has to tell her that she reeks of semen.

Think of the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323742
If I had to bet, only these ones are him. They follow the pattern.

>>13323679
>>13323716
>>13323722

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder not to stereotype, even Dragons can be subs too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323753
Why would a dragon need to partake in aquatic warfare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323730

I wonder who's behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323756

ignoring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323754
If you were a Dragon and your silly husband wanted to go scuba diving, how would you keep yourself entertained?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323753
Well yeah, those monsters are freaking degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323753
Can subs be doms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323756
Cuddle fucking and tender loving.
Also harem forming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323752
I wish he'd realize how stupid he's being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323751
It's her perfume Anon. Made of the real thing.
She thinks of the children while putting it on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323763
Yes, and it's heartwarming when it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323756
Loving, bullying, teasing, fattening, and impregnating in any order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323764
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323764
>harem

You sack of greatness and good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323768
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323716
You're not preventing a monopoly, you're stealing homes away from kikimoras. How would you like it if all the kikis became shrine maidens and ate all the fried tofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323722
>white shirt
>shimapan
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323756
Leaving for superior girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323761
Kicking over the wurm's sandcastles while glassing my own so they shatter when kicked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323753
Giant, powerful women that love being dominated but don't know it or won't admit it are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323771
>fattening

You disgust me.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

How would a monster girl fighting game play?

How would the tier list compile itself?

Who would you main?

Who's the final boss that doesn't play by the game's rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323753
The estereotypes are there for something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323756

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323763
>That's right, scrub my deck you whore before I dive and leave you for the sharks
>You didn't think I'd really leave you did you? I was watching through my periscope the entire time
>Yeah, load that torpedo WITHOUT the crane
>Such a good boy

This is getting way too boatslut for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323777
Fuck you, you reminded m of that Kiki in the snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
Go away tripfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323783
>picking a fight with a Wurm
She's gonna burrow in deep, and there will be Wurmsign on the sand as she approaches your castle, and she'll steal it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
>inb4 Woolie taking the boss monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
>Who's the final boss that doesn't play by the game's rules?
Druella
>Who would you main?
My vampire waifu /Dhampir daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
Holy shit. It's Richter Bromont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
BROMONT!

B
R
O
M
O
N
T

How the hell you been brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323786
Yeah? Well, have a nice day.
Side note, after becoming pregnant, it is very common for women to put on weight.
This being MGs, all that weight is probably going to the hips, rear, and breasts with a little bit to her belly so you can fondle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323773
>>13323773
Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
Ryu would be my favorite, and chances are Lilim or Dark Matter would be THAT BOSS.

And 'sup, bromont. Did you finally get some free time from the theater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323793
Newfag fucking plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323756
That doujin was retarded.

http://exhentai.org/g/112098/ba84ea327a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323794
A wurm would be dumb enough to go after a castle that had already been glassed and shattered, wouldn't they?

God dammit captcha that was a piece of fried chicken not a steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
Not sure about the tier list, but I would main my waifu. The final boss would probably be some Paladin king who hits like a truck and can dash around super fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
>Final Boss
Druella

>Who would you main
None of them because I suck at fighting games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323756
Selling to the highest bidder.

What the customer does with it's property is not my concern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323805
I liked it.
It's the only doujin with that Elf that doesn't have ridiculous proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
You know, I never actually finished your first MG stories you started years ago. Despite idling in the IRC channel with you and everyone else for a long while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323804
>>13323793
Twas merely an act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323801
Merse points to yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
I'd assume it'd play like Dissidia clone.

would main harpies for superior stun lock air combos and Kiki Infinite Ground loop.

Final boss would naturally be a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323805
Retardedly arousing, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323811
I'd treat her as my equal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
Broken tier
>Druella
>Lilim
>Wurm
High tier
>Dragon
>Kappa
>Oni
>Ryu
>Crow tengu
>Lich
Mid tier
>Vampire
>Jabberwok
>Salamander
>Dullahan
>Kunoichi
>Apophis
Low tier
>Weresheep
>Tanuki
>Ghost
>Wight
>Dhampir
Nerfed to hell tier
>Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323821
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323756

Forcing an elf to follow you on batshit crazy adventures where she feels like the only sane person along the way until she mentally breaks is the only way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323822
>GET YAH OPINIONS HEAH
>FRESH HAHT OPINIONS HEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323822
I wish they'd put classic Jinko back in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
>How would it play?
Honestly, probably something like MvC, pick a bunch of MGs/Human Heroes for a team and go at it.
Teams with a male and two MGs have a team attack that involves the male and one or both MGs going at it.

>Tier
I'm bad at tiers so I'd play who ever I want.

>Main?
Teleporting human battle mage, red slime that plays like Venom, Konouichi team.

>Final boss
Probably an upscale iron golem or some sort of order berserker hopped up on runes .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323829
>classic Jinko
Why did I read that as Jurassic Park?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323817
Yep, now apply those rules to that first guys post.
He'd probably get an MG with hyper exaggerated traits and a small pot belly at most.

Merse a great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
>Who would you main?
Lava Golem grappler
>Who's the final boss that doesn't play by the game's rules?
The ultra smug Lilim responsible for the tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323833
Because your brain doesn't fuck around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323833
Yeah, classic Jinko, Sabre Tooth Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323753
That hairstyle is shit. buff girls should have buff hair too. Like Risty from queensblade

>>13323756
Putting their own collars on

>>13323787
Hentai mugen with monstergirls? I think Doppelganger would be pretty broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323761
How would a Dragon or Wyvern's wings affect her ability to swim and/or float?

Can a Wurm swim as well as a Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323843
>Risty from queensblade
That girl is maximum Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323822
Wurm for lethal joke character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323716
My maid is a Nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323847
She'd probably sink to the bottom and slither across the ocean floor while holding her breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323848
2unf4me
Echidna is 2lewd too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
>How would a Monster Girl fighting game play?
Like an ArcSys Game.

>How would the tier list compile itself
I dunno I'm shit at that.

>Who would you main?
Mai waifus. Anubis, Dragon, Nightmare...if they had play styles I liked.
Also Mantis and Lich because I'm pretty sure they WOULD have play styles I'd like.

>Who's the final boss that doesn't play by the game's rules?
Druella with a giant shadowy-tentacle magic golliath Stand-thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323847
>How would a Dragon or Wyvern's wings affect her ability to swim and/or float?
The wings aren't feathery so I want to imagine they'd just kinda fly underwater like a penguin. I don't think the wing shapes are right for that, but they probably wouldn't drown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323852
Of course, her attacks make it seem like she's just playing around but since she's a wurm, she does a fuckton of damage and her natural defense is huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323795
Yoooooooo, that Druella can do mad cross ups man!

If only she had short hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323822

worst tier list ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
I know this is just my personal preference, but something like King of Fighters would be cool, specifically KoF 2000 with the strikers.
would probably main Salamander since she could potentially play like Kyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323871
>Short Hair
Woolie's got good tastes.
Unlike that shit Liam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323871
>>13323795
>Woolie
What did that nigger do again?
Rape someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323831

>Teleporting human battle mage

mah nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323865
Druella styled Dust of Osiris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323879
He once refused a threeway with monsters to play Marvel.

Also, he killed that one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323805
>lost my sadpanda plugin
>have to wait a week for it to start working again
;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323879
Nah he just killed a guy and then spiked a football into his casket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323873
Either git good or pick a top tier waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323871
Stop it! Stop lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323822
>High tier
>Kappa
>Crow tengu
Why the fuck are these there, and not Vamp, or Salamanders? Why the fuck is Wight and Dhampir low tier? Why isn't Ghoul mid tier? Why isn't Dark Matter in Broken tier? Why would you put Apophis in mid tier? Where is pharaoh?

You're shit at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323881
I was thinking more like Take-Mikazuchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323887
>>13323883
Nice

>>13323891
He's fucking autistic anon, forgive him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323887
Don't forget that he suplexed that guys mom at the funeral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
Only thing I have to add is no matter what, it needs to be done Primal Rage style with a lewd continent map of conquered lands and a bunch of lesser monster/order followers getting tossed through the air during combat between the Sue-class monsters. Needs all the punny names too.

Set it up as a monster with worshipers vying to become the next Demon Lord. Final boss is the current DL herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323891
The devs have an odd way of balancing the game.
>Where is pharaoh?
DLC alongside Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323897
>>13323879
And he almost got killed by giant ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323891
Crow Tengu has mad air game and can easily play keepaway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323891
It's like you don't know those great air superiority and manipulation game Tengus have.
Jumping against a tengu is suicide.
Dunno why Kappa is there, she literally dies before the fight starts by bowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323905
>Crow Tengu has mad air game
Good job making a character designed around cheese.
Shit dev alert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323902
This part of the lore is perfect for /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323900
>Anubis DLC
Fuck, I'm gonna have to shell out for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323905
>>13323908
So I assume Crow Tengu is the Pet Shop of this fighting game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323908
They overbuffed kappa in the latest patch. Cheap bitch now, but still frail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323916
Do you even have anything left Anubisfucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
>MG fighting game
>Fighting games need alternate colours
They took ma job!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323871
http://imgur.com/vogurhg,iplIcc8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323913
Oh man, could we get art of Woolie being lewded by ant girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323924

No. He's even selling plasma to pay for all the hugs behind the dumpster he gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323930
I don't think I could deal with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323924
I haven't been able to find any artists to SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY lately, so yes, a fair bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323932
But they pay him. A 40 YO Anubis isn't going to get any hugs or dickings without paying someone if she's single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323880
Between that route or necromancy route, I don't know which I'd pick if I was dropped in MGE land.
On one hand, build your own waifus.
On the other hand, teleporting, fisticuffs, and lasers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323908
So? They are just nip harpies. Hell, Black harpies are stronger fighters, and they are mid tier at best. High tier wonldn't be Nipbird, you scrub, it would be a thunderbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323723

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323526
You got that backwards, I was saying that was a flaw because I hate the cold.
captcha: Itard
Fuck you two captcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
>How would it play?
If it's not as fluid as Arcana Heart or Guilty Gear, I'm not playing it. That's a lie.
>Who would you main?
Apophis.
If not Apophis, Shirohebi.
If not Shirohebi, Wurm. Or Kunoichi. Or Pharaoh.
I'd main all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323934
You really should save up and buy a 3D printer and someone who knows how to make an Anubis with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323938
>Dat animation
I had forgotten how shitty Dragon Ball Z looks compared to art nowadays.

It's still fucking badass though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323938
I can't believe every single one of them kicked you in the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323936

Ermac pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323930
Only after we get art of him turning down two hot bisexual monster girls for marvel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323935
Not him but I'd give a 40year old, single MG a hug.
I'd even do it for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323937
Thunderbird is just shitty Rachel/Emperor hybrid that has great traps but inferior air time and gets outright eaten since Tengu can just blow the traps right back at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323949
Marvel is pretty sick tho.

Also, no captcha, that is NOT pasta, don't fuck with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
Would main Holstaur, don't give a shit if she can't fight I will win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323937
Wrong. They're smarter and cuter then the other harpies. They also know magic and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323007
DiamondInTheRough.jpg
every so often you can find a gem on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night you creepy, creepy weirdos.

I love you,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323954
I'd do it for free too, so long as she's not creepy and at least knows me a little. Isn't that a fairly normal level of skinship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323962
See you went and made it gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323954
I'd lovingly impregnate her and cuddle her and eventually marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323957
But she's a great rush down brawler, she even has super armor on some frontal strikes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323944
>3D Printer
Now that's just crazy. Those things are off-the-wall pricy.

Reminds me I did pay for this cheap little clay sculpture though...should check and see where it is in the mail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323966
Platonic love anon.

I love you people like a brother and god damn do I just want to smash your heads in sometimes.

Just like siblings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323936
Definitely Necromancy, for me. Be a lot more likely to find a Lich that way. Also being surrounded by an army of undead sounds real nice. I can see the attraction to the other path though.

>>13323962
Love you too, buddy. Maybe. Unless you start shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323948
Don't you want to do that though?
Kicking a Lizardman through a portal and setting up a wall of (nonlethal) lasers to hit her when she comes out the other side?
Playing keep away with a dragon by teleporting out of reach as you whittle her down?
Mileena a QT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323891
>Ghoul
>Mid tier fighter
>Her playstyle is purely speed-oriented, as she fights by aggressively scratching at her opponents with her bloody hands
>One of her victory poses is her licking the blood off her hands sensually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323969
But then you'd have the power and the ability to make monster figurines to sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323974
That depends anon, is KGA the one to always start a shitstorm?

Because if so I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323965
Yeah, I guess.

>>13323967
Mah nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323955
>Thunderbird is just shitty
Complete bullshit. A Thunderbird is a Ryu tier deity. Tengu couldn't hold a candle to her long range, full-field AOE lightning spams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323968
I know all her button combinations if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323985
With stunlocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323977
Hello boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323986
And she knows her way around a stick, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323984
>Yeah, I guess.
Right? I mean, there are levels of hugs, but...

[Anonymous No.]

wip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323822
>No Hinezumi
But that's the only rat that can fight worth a shit. How much does her DLC cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323995
Who's Bolas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323973
There are only three instances in which a man may say I love you. When he's drunk, when he's dying, or when he's in really big trouble and it's the only way to get out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324000
Well technically we're all dying right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323999

> Not knowing your lord and master

To the City of Ass with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324003
Fast approaching death you feelbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323995
Is that a Dragobus of something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323985
>Thunderbird
>Ever good against someone whos mechanic literally shuts them down
That's like picking Hol Horse against Valentine and expecting your ranged shit to even touch him with ticket to ride.

>>13323999
MTG thing

>>13323997
Double pack DLC with Ren xiongmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323865
Salamander - Sol Badguy
Dhampir - Ky Kiske
Baphomet - May
Doppelganger - Eddie
Inari - Anji Mito
Mantis - Chip Zanuff
Kejourou - Millia Rage
Kakuen - Jam Kuradoberi

?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323822
Valkyrie DLC when? I want to main my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324005
Excuse me for not being a MTG fag and liking an overpowered elder dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

,>>13324005
>>To the City of Ass with you.
This sounds like being thrown into the khepri pit in that I'm not so sure why it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323995

>Bolas as a MG

I dont know how i feel about this he is literally the asshole to end all assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324006
Well, technically...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323994
Shush, I was implying I'm a hug slut.

>>13323974
Yeah, I love both but would definitely need to go battle Mage.
What's the point of magic if you can't use it to punch a dragon in the face and spam lasers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323805
>his name is edge
>The girl is being a bitch and then turns into his slut in the next page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324016
shes just tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324009
>Because I can cast magic faster than lightning strikes
>Because Lightning stunlocks isn't a passive aura buff
>Because it isn't the fuckin' native american goddess of thunder.
Your muh nipon stronk game is 2stronk4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324014

They aren't women's asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324010
I just meant in terms of gameplay pace and variety, not direct comparisons.

>Baphomet - May
That'd work though, if only cause May's anchor could work similarly to a Baphomet's scythe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324011
I hear it's coming sometime during the summer. It's getting packed with angel for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324017
Oh shut up and go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324010
>May
>Baphomet
>Not Wurm
Okay, I can see it, but still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324021
>Shush, I was implying I'm a hug slut.
Well then we can be sluts together!

>>13324021
>Yeah, I love both but would definitely need to go battle Mage.
See? We're already friends.
>What's the point of magic if you can't use it to punch a dragon in the face and spam lasers?
Nay, brothers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323999

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323993
It not I can certainly teach her, it'll take several all nighters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324023
He just has an unfortunate name. He's a good guy, who did some bad shit, accidentally and feels horrible about it. The other characters are the ones who don't make a big deal out of it. They're the real edgemasters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324021
>What's the point of magic if you can't use it to punch a dragon in the face and spam lasers?
My fellow magic practitioner.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys! What is the most delicious kind of bun that can be baked without requiring the secret recipes from the Dragon Bakery?
I need to know because reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324038
For the love of....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324010
Minotaur-Potemkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324046
The creampie special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324040
I shall now deploy my nudging and winking subroutines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324046
Holy shit this is old. What was this called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324046
The one from MGK? Are you still trying to hit on the single Dragon Milf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324054
>Not knowing Words Worth
Git Gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324049
Have some more

[Anonymous No.]

How tall are Hinezumi or Mouse MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the best succubutt and why is it Twiska?

[Anonymous No.]

>How about this, if you promise to serve me I will protect your village.
>Do we have a deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324035
Sorry Anon, this is my turf, got a nice ol' tanuki coming who makes a hell of a good sandwich for hugs.

>Nay
Anon, I want to prove to an MG that I'm as strong as her and can protect her. If it means my fights look like a magical version of armstrong's fights with lasers than so be it.
The only thing I'll never need to magically charge are my cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324058
120-150 cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324060
>Twiska
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323999
Dragon dude from the planeswalker game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324055
No, this is for something completely different, but that may or may not take place in a parallel universe to that of MGK, with like a Wurmhole or something for hobos to wander through.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>13324056
Delta my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324053
Nudging and winking revived, cunning innuendo not found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324058
I think, 4 feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324057
No thank you, I despise alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324058
Tall three footers or short four footers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324064
Fuck the village, if you don't mind my saying, ma'am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324033
>Wurm
No, anon.
Wurm would be the fighter who fights by hugging people to death.
She performs command throws that involve her grabbing people and embracing them, getting carried away to the point where they get tossed about here and there.

Her ultimate involves her play wrestling them, sending them up int the air, and then catching them, sending both of them crashing to the ground.
She is Zangief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324045
My sorcerous, spell slinging companion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324074
Just admit that it's MGK already. We all know who you are and what you're after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324076
Stupid thing, what moron is responsible for the exception handling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321971
Nobody gives the snake the love she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324056
It' OLD. I forgot. Forgive for moving on with my life while you jack off to Chinese cartoons for the rest of yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324089
You have no idea who I am or what I'm after, as proven by your fallacious statement before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324092
Snail girl a best. Come at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324094
That's funny, coming from someone in /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324095
Are you Alp, MD, or that one Dragonslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324074
Piestrong's Rival Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324092
If she had arms she'd be a lot better, still damn good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324046
I baked a pretty delicious loaf of bread like five minutes ago. Tastes like that shit from subway but better and fresher.

>4 cups flour
>2 cups warm water
>1 sachet of yeast
>tablespoon of oil
>Few pinches of salt
>1 crushed garlic
>Sprinkles of vegeta(the food spice, not the manlet) and mixed herbs

Mix that all up put it in a deep dish and throw it into an oven to rise as a relatively low temperature. once risen, close the door and bake it. Uh... cum in it if you're trying to tempt monstergirls, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324065
>Sorry Anon, this is my turf
Aw... so does that mean the lonely kitsune down the street is off limits?

>Nay
I think you misunderstood me. I meant that the preceding statement made us not friends, but brothers instead. Brothers that are forced to live apart now because you're being mean, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324094
No I won't forgive you. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324104
A pizzeria is not a bakery though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324095
Off-topic, but which monster girls are perfect for performing fallacio?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324071
From an H-manga called Brandish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324092
I can not get over this logo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324103
The first one, but let's not talk about that, let's talk about them buns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324101
You know we have family men here, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324115
You mean the vampire succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324064
How about this. You marry me, and neither of us gives a fuck about the village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324060
>Twiska?
>Best Succubutt
You are 100% right.
In Hentai anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324110
Ah, my apologies. My reading comprehension failed.
and the Kitsune is all yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324120
So you are Alp, and now you're after my Dragon's Bakery after using Junko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324113
Still baked goods though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324124
No, thats Mari

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324086
>>13324125
>Hoo, well since this makes things easier for both of us I suppose I could agree.
>Now come over here and let my sample my new husband...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324121
>family men
>in /mgg/
>fapping to MGs
>claiming to be better than others because they're cheating on their wives with 2D images
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324111
IT IS I WHO SHAN'T FORGIVE YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324132
But it's still different.
You're not going to get cakes and pies and cookies at a pizzeria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324115
It has an OVA, you know.

Two of them.

Like, one of the only hentai series with /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324125
>>13324086

>Betraying your village for some old cold pussy

The worst kind of traitors your betraying people who are actually counting on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324135
>don't have kids though
>a man isn't allowed to have his porn?
>claiming to be better

That's your own complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324131
Come on man, I'm just asking for assistance with some food porn here. This has nothing to do with the Dragons. It's about a cat and a centipede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324138
>A place where you can get pizza AND pies
I smell an opportunity...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324141
You're the one talking down to people for jacking off to Chinese cartoons when you're doing the same damn thing, you hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324138
I beg to differ.
They have numerous different kinds of pies.

>>13324143
>Food Porn
Well, what kind of assistance do you seek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324140
>old cold pussy
See, people like you are why the village deserves to burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324139
Barely qualifies since he turns adult halfway through most of the time.

Is this what the femdom guys feel when the man takes charge halfway through a doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324143
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, Alpy.
And I'd suggest something simple yet effective like lasagna, spaghetti, waffles with blueberries in them, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324152
Pretty much.

And worse yet, it's both, because the Adult Version is a dom while the Shota is a sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324150
>what kind of assistance do you seek?
I believe I started with this post>>13324046

So maybe answering that question would be sufficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324140
>betraying people who are actually counting on you.
No one counts on me.

>old cold pussy
>implying this isn't the best pussy
I would rail an ancient vampire's tight, chilly pussy so hard the friction seeps throughout her entire body, and makes her so hot that her blood begins to flow again.

Also, this >>13324151

>>13324143
>>13324109

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324064
What will it take to keep you from posting the same image each thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324155
>lasagna, spaghetti
Those are dinner materials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324149
More like for expecting to have every hentai I've ever fapped to on memory. Do you remember ever fap you've had? Come off it, you're starting to smell salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324162
Not him, but I don't remember this getting posted last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324155
Don't forget all the smokeables like BBQ, baby back ribs, and beef brisket. Divine heaven in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324162
>each thread
That's horribly incorrect, I haven't posted it for at least two threads or more.
Calm your autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324165
I don't remember every fap I've had, but I remember every series I've watched. Also that's not what I'm bitching at you for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324164
You asked for food porn, did you not? Food pron isn't limited to snacks or meals.
Now look at some delicious foods like Pancakes, hashbrowns, that pizza that's really just lasagna soup, baked chicken, homemade doughnuts, ect.

>>13324167
I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324172
>isn't limited
But the context man, the context. Cat Auntie is baking buns, so I need them to be delicious, and I haven't baked anything but blueberry pies since I was six.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324170
>I remember every series I've watched.

Well good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Boo!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324159
>Most delicious kind of bun
Well, that's obviously a cheese bun. I've enjoyed delicious, fresh buns (Okay, really, they're bread sticks, but the buns are good too) every weekend since I was a child. It's a favorite treat I look forward to throughout the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324177
>I've been ignored by Alp
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324177
Oh man. You mean you haven't had baked shess squares or pie since then? Go, my friend. Go out there and live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324177
So you're thinking of baked bread related things?
How about some nice garlic bread, muffins, croissants, meat bread, ect? Old /ck/ would be able to do wonders for you, but it's long gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324186
Chess not shess. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324161
How do you feel about the word "Clamy" being used to describe your waifu's undead cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324180
Honey, please stop attacking me from behind, I can't hug you back that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324185
There are no bad suggestions, only irrelevant ones.
>>13324186
No I mean I personally haven't baked anything but blueberry pies.
>>13324187
>garlic/meat bread
I think we have a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324190
Right now I'm hungry. So they make me think of breaded fried clam with lots of cocktail sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324180
Is she looking to get shot? Cause that's how you get shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324193
So you might go with garlic/meat bread? If you do garlic you could also try adding some cheese onto it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324193
Wait a tick
You've actually never baked anything but blueberry pies? Not even an apple pie?
Not even any other type of pie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324187
>Old /ck/
That board seems like it would have been amazing back in its hayday.
Never been there myself but an entire board dedicated to cooking could be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324193
How is my recipe on baking tasty break irrelevant to your plight, nigga?

>>13324190
>unpleasantly damp and sticky or slimy to touch.
I feel it's inaccurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324180

>An Arachne hugging a Centaur.

The two kinds of girls I'd like to be between the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324202
That's not a centaur, that's an Elf.
Her skirt isn't long enough and doesn't extend towards her rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324145
We can sell pizza pies!

Wait...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324200
Well, it'd be damp, sticky and slimy to the touch, but probably not unpleasant, so I guess you've a point...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324202
>He can't tell a Centaur from an Elf
That's racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324197
>never
It's like you people don't read.
>since I was six
Before that, I helped out in the kitchen! And I guess I did do baking in the home ec. class in middle school but that doesn't count. But no apple pies. I'm not American, so I don't have to pretend to like those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324211
You don't have to be American to like apple pies
I'm Canadian and I like apple pies. But to each their own, I guess
What's your favourite pie. So help me you say blueberry because it's the only thing you made

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324205
>>13324210

Ahh damn it, the brown dress of the Arachne had me fooled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324213
Don't know about him but my favorite is Pecan Pie.
Though that's probably because I've been exposed to Southern American baking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324213
Not Alp but Blueberry is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who likes Valkyries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324180
Don't really like spiders, but Yamame seems nice enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324213
Correction: blueberry is the only one I make BECAUSE it's the one I like best. It's not like I have to cook myself to know what something tastes like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324213
Not him, but I like Lemon Meringue.

Also Chocolate Pecan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324224
No, of course not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324224
You're never alone, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324224
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324224
I don't like the angels from MGQ, but angels in general are pretty good.
I wouldn't mind falling on a battle field only to be kissed awake by a Valkyrie as she brings my soul with her on a journey to Valhalla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324224
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324231
Muh Nigga. Lemon Meringue is the best pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324237
Why did you bring up angels, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324224
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324248
I'm tired, meant Valkyries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324224
Ross is so qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324251
Why doesn't .less draw her in full armor like this any more?

S'all just lewdness and cute frolicking now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324258
Because .Less doesn't realise that he does armours super well
And that MGs in armour is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324258
it is because some nameless person keeps writing smut about her now, like vibrators, leashes and public humiliation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324264
The same nameless person that always takes up .less's time so he never has time to draw stuff for the rest of us , and we sit there watching those two go on about stuff and get left out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324224
Mate, I fucking ADORE Valkyries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324264
First, I think that nameless person is Aftyn, and second, that's Alena, the Griffon.

Chick in the armor is Haohi.

[Anonymous No.]

Do any of our writefags do foodporn at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324261
.less drops some sketches in the IRC every now and then but he doesnt seem to finish them

http://puu sh/gNO1f/b63b9d1940.png

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any monster you would like to sit on your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324277
You mean have overly detailed meal ideas in their stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324277
I think you might be the first, Alpie
Consider that an achievement

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324280
Any with an ass.
>>13324281
Yes.
>>13324282
Oh yay, I'm a trailblazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324280
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324284
I think I did something involving a slaughterhouse sandwich before, Alp. You might not be the first, and chances are someone did it before me as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324280
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324278
Has .Less reached the point where most artists/writers reach where they write/draw something but it's a WIP and say they'll get back to it later but probably never get back to it? And when they do, it's like months to even a year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324290
Oh well, I fail again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324287
Even Cait Sith chair?

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized MGs would hate cell phones and telephones .
I can see clawtip styluses for dragons and big paws so they can use tablets and cells .

What are some other human items you would find amusing to see a MG try to use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324292
.less doesn't really do much of anything as far as I'm aware.
Aside from the Panda thing he hasn't actually made anything that got dropped in the thread in a long ass time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324290
Yeah I'm pretty sure I've described food in detail before, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324224
I'd go on an adventure with Valkyries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324293
Don't beat yourself up about it, Alpie. sometimes you just can't be the first
But, in terms of your writing, this would be the first time you'd ever write foodporn. Thus, in your eyes, it's a first. for you at least
There's a first for everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324294
She's not a monstergirl. She's a thing. She can watch me eat out another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324298
I want to see a Jinko try and change the channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324298
Toothbrushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324278
>More Haohi in armor
Fantastical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324299
What was with that tongue on that panda anyway?
I thought it made the image bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324293
At least you still did the first Junko story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324302
It just doesn't have the same magic to it now. And I'm not even a gourmand, this is gonna blow, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324301
My shield-brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324292
Or just dont post it here because reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324307
He does a lot of them but just don't post the full image everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324308
I agree, that tongue ruined the drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324309
But it's technically not a Junko story. It's supposed to about the wonders of BDSM, and how the best aftercare is cuddling under a blanket, feeding each other ice cream from a big bucket and giggling hysterically.
I think I'm going to go away now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324312
It's a toss up between he hates the threads and doesn't want to contribute, or he's just hanging with Bob exclusively now.
Kind of like Mari we haven't even heard anything from him in a long ass time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324264
>>13324273

Aftyn here, as much as I'd like for .less to be my personal draw-slave, he's been enamored by others and I havn't been able to get him to draw anything for me in months.

Even then, all I do is drop ideas at him to try and tempt him to draw things; like Anubis practicing violin in the nude or see-through dress, or Hellhound powering spa bath, kitsune being fucked over in the middle of class while teacher continues his lesson, etc etc.

heres a picture of one artists interpretation of Nyra instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324310
Alp you need to stop worrying about things.
Just make yourself some comfort food and get back to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324299
Yeah, I've realised /Less and the newer artists don't pop up in her often. Or at all most of the time
Hell, no requests or anything. They could at least say something instead of just dissapearing and having everyone assume they're dead just to drop a pic in like the Panda
Hell, half the time it's not .Less dropping the photos. You actually have to go to his imgur or "there" just to get it and post it here. so half the time you go into .Less' imgur and discover he did 5+ other pictures

But I'm not complaining. They do whatever, we do whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324315
Alp shut up and take the compliment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13321278
I wonder, is that crayon drawing of "neko-obaasan" still on the door of the fridge?

Would be interesting if Sunshine stumbled upon it while baking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323258
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324317
>Anubis practicing violin in the nude or see-through dress, or Hellhound powering spa bath
These ideas are both magnificent.

MAGNIFICENT I SAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324313
Well most of them are just for fun as he says

http://puu sh/heAAr/bccba1b05e.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324324
Well of course it isn't. Do you think she'd have let him get away with having such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324310
Alpie, don't worry yourself. What did I just say. don't beat yourself up about it
Chin up, kiddo. It's not the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324316
He barely talks in the IRC anymore
I'm afraid .less has moved on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324316
Mari popped up last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>"Do I really make you uncomfortable?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324330
Well now, that demands further storytime.

Flustered oomukade trying to take back a crayon drawing from her obsessed housemate/admirer when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324333
Well, if he has, it was only a matter of time. I wish him the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324333
>a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324337
Yes. I'm sorry, it's just that green hair is really unnatural. I can't find it attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324337
No. Who told you that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324337
Kind of. I've heard that to open the third eye, to you have to unlock the chakra it's connected to through butt-stuff.
>>13324339
Getting chased by a creepy crawly around the house? Why, I might not go away after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324335
And unlike Mari, .less doesn't really blog in the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324320
>newer artists don't pop up in her often
This, I haven't seen head nor hair of the new artists in weeks, and I only ever saw them interact with the thread that one time to state what they were about and what they usually drew.
Hell, only Zombie Neko ever posted anything here after that, the first guy essentially told the thread to suck a dick and that if we didn't like his shit then he just wouldn't post it.

I just wish they would try actually engaging in conversation in the thread with their names for once, even if some people call it attention whoring I think it would be better to tell the people here where they are at, or if they even plan on continuing to participate in the community at all.

>>13324335
I saw that, and I understand that she's doing her own thing to improve, but between that and the fact that she's been working on her OC Demon Realm for months now she's been a rare sight in the threads as of late.

All in all I just worry we won't have any drawfags remaining by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324348
'Least she told us where she's been and why she hasn't been contributing
She may blog, but at least we get some insight. So it isn't all bad

[Anonymous No.]

My biggest complaint is the drawfags refuse to accept any commissions from anyone .

And they constantly blow us off (see .less and Mari) to the point I have taken my money elsewhere, and just stopped trying.

I realize .less will never draw anything else for me ever again now, shame too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324337
Our kind have been at war for thousands of years, I'm sorry, but surely you understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324347
Please do, Night Terrors has become cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324349
>All in all I just worry we won't have any drawfags remaining by the end of the year.
Time to git gud
Anybody have any art talent?

Fuck you captcha; that's not bread, it's a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324355
>ever again

What did you had him draw? Just asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324360
Well that was the intent, yes.
That's a lie, it was supposed to be about venom addiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324337
Well my erection is nearly splitting my pants open, and that's rather uncomfortable if that's what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324349
I liked ZN too. She seemed pretty cool and relaxed. But yeah, they haven't popped in here since their big debut. Wonder what they're up to and such, you know. ZN's art had a cute charm to it, and since Loen is MIA/KIA/suck in space-time, we need some cute and adorable things to break up the, well, the state the threads get in at times
>All in all I just worry we won't have any drawfags remaining by the end of the year.
Looks like it may be a possibility in the end. Maybe not the year, maybe later, or maybe sooner. But it's the end of the road regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324355
I have to agree, .less always avoids people when they ask him to do work for them, or plays like he doesn't understand what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324361
Alp has some breddy gud hidden talent for drawfagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324355
>Ever again
.less has a short-list of people he's planning to do commissions for again, it's right on his dA. He's just not planning to do any more afterwards, since he's felt rather burnt out lately.

Mari, as she's expressed herself a couple times here, plans to perhaps take on a couple first-come-first-serve commissions at an undisclosed time, but is otherwise focusing on IRL Artistic Pursuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324370
Alpie can draw?
Alpie, have you been holding out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324368
ZN popped up a few times, I remember once a week or so back he posted some joke sketches with his cat OC pretending to be a dog, and he actually used them to react to and interact with people in the thread.
But yeah, he was a pretty cool dude, the other artist seemed like a cocky asshole though, so I'm honestly a little glad he didn't stick around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324370
You know if I did it with pen and paper I would. Honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324372
Shitty MS Pain thingies for shits and giggles. Didn't you see them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324364
He drew 2 images for me that were free.
1 of a kikimora police woman, one of a fox/shirohebi on a couch.

I am not the same person as >>13324364
But I share the sentiment, I ask him constantly to do work for me and get ignored, not told yes or no, just ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324373
I remember that. It was cute. A change of pace
'Least she interacts with the thread. And in a cute/pleasant way too. She's nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324373
He also popped up on the /k/ drawfag thread with .Less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324378
Ah, right. Those wonderful pieces of art. Such exquisite painting skills, my boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324386
Only art my stories will ever get. Did you see all five?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324349
>the first guy essentially told the thread to suck a dick and that if we didn't like his shit then he just wouldn't post it
Wasn't he the one making that freckled troll sketch, and then telling he was also planning to try writefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324379
I offer to pay cash mind you, forgot to mention that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324379
I know I've gotten 5 lovely images drawn for me by .less.
3 random requests in the thread when he was doing some fun practice things.
And 2 commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324389
I don't think so, he was the one who said he mainly drew monster boys and since we didn't like that he wouldn't post much content here.
His entire attitude was rather abrasive if I remember correctly, and he didn't seem very interested in interacting with or meshing with the threads in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324379
Didn't you commission Konshin to draw several images of your 'vixen wife' ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324398
Yes and no, he /she did 6 images of my 'wife'
He/she is obsessed with his donut steel foxdragon thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324397
I recall that.

To me, the guy was just saying "I know you guys won't like a lot of what I do, so I'll just post what I think you would like, kay?"

He seemed rather cordial and polite, while one guy misread it as hostility, and responded in kind, and things went downhill.

So, big surprise the guy wouldn't want to interact with the thread after such an experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324389
Troll guy looked very meek and wanted to try and improve his skills despite the fact his troll was very nice.
Every fucker I requested for art either goes on a spirit quest for better art of goes MIA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324403
I don't remember it spiralling downhill like that, but it has been a while.
I'm honestly surprised he got that offended from someone acting autistic when he's from /b/ of all places, but then again he's a drawfag so what can you expect.

[Anonymous No.]

it be very hard to chase me out anons

remember, we're here forever

more or less youre stuck with me

been kinda busy studying some shit after seeing other drawfags pursuing art so i was like what the fuck am i doing

so most of my time is spent either studying and or sketching alot

im just not into the blogging thing because i only see it as attention whoring but anyways i guess all questions answered?

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>13324277
>Do any of our writefags do foodporn at all?

"Oh god..." I muttered softly to myself upon noticing the silver metallic package shielding the sheer sugary perfection wrapped ever snugly beneath it's protective casing.

The bulge rippled in my pants, sending tsunamis of battered white man splooge up and down the creases of it's fabric. I rub it savagely while making soft and somber Chewbacca groans.

It has to happen.

Don't fight it.

Poptart-kun, tonight, you're going to get penis blasted.

"NYAAAAA..."

I pull out my penis and with a wig of a wag, it's telekinetic powers rips the wrapper right off this beautiful, godlike delicacy.

"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" I moan out as I jizz wildly like a gentlemanly boar.

But the moment I open the package, I blow my load all over it's sweet sugary surface, ruining it's delicate design with mere mockery. I'm out... like Helen Keller in game of musical chairs.

"No... it wasn't supposed to be like this..."

Where did I go wrong in life? My pet rock, why did you rob that jewelry store? Could you not bare to see your wife displayed like some cheap poached animal in a hunter's lodge? I was a bad owner, I forgot to water you and you caught dysentery and died.

If the last thing you do before you die is crap yourself, does that mean every zombie you come across has soiled drawers? I no longer have the desire to eat this poptart. My mission here is complete, national security crisis averted.

This poptart was but a poor excuse, a feeling of shame overwhelms my involuntary complex and freezes my pubic hair.

"SIR, YOU'RE DISTURBING THE CHILDREN, PLEASE LEAVE OUR STORE!" The miserable looking vampire store manager yells out behind me.

I begin to grow sexually excited once more, performing an array of kung fu moves and sending the manager to the hospital.

Never urinate against the wind, that will never bring Michael Jordan back as a basketball player.

Rosebud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324413
Oh god, what have I done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324409
Well, even if it was just one autist going "That so?! Well fuck you then! We don't need you, GTFO!", it's not like there was anyone offering up any kind of contrasting enthusiasm that I can recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324397
I still think it was him. The style looked similar, and from what I remember his posting too.
Dunno, he seemed chill the next time when commenting his troll work. As for the first appearance, we all were worked over and salty back then after .Less/Mithril's dual faggotry and were kinda harsh on welcoming them. He might have just go defensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
>been kinda busy studying some shit after seeing other drawfags pursuing art so i was like what the fuck am i doing
Well that explains it, all our artists are on a journey to the far off lands of Picasso and Monet because they think their artistic penors are too small.

Shit, well good luck improving your skills man, hope to see you back in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
>You're stuck with me
No, you're locked in here with us.

>>13324413
I love you.
No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
Draw Oomukade in oversized hoodie, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324413
Would have been better if you could put the spork down and keep a modicum of continuity.
6.5/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324413

Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
Draw an Angel-Girl riding a banana.

Thank you for saying something .less. Nice to know you're as lurky as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324420
From what I remember the thread seemed fairly interested and polite to the guys.
And no there wasn't any enthusiasm because the entire time before they showed up we had been speculating what they were like and had, rather expectedly, painted a skeptical and somewhat negative image of them in our mind.
In any case it seemed like a bit of an overreaction to a single person when everyone else was being polite, but then again, drawfags.
>>13324423
Eh, maybe it was him, I honestly didn't go look at any more of his art to be able to identify his drawing style.
After that first incident he left a bit of a bitter taste in my mouth, but maybe he's actually alright, who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324413
>"EXPECTO PATRONUM!"
My goddamn sides.

I can't look at the pop tarts I bought on the weekend anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
Can you draw a Dragon girl in a frilly dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324413
>If the last thing you do before you die is crap yourself, does that mean every zombie you come across has soiled drawers?
The secret shame of all Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324442
>Pbbbllltt
>Oh mon dieu...

[Anonymous No.]

We need more classy vixen women in fancy dresses .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324442
And Liches and Ghouls and Vampires and DracoLiches and ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
Can you draw a drawing of yourself drawing a drawing of an anon asking you to draw a drawing of yourself drawing a drawing of an anon asking you to draw a drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
Could you re-draw the Tarrasque eating a mermaid, but with the mermaid replaced by laska?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324413

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
Well, I hope you have fun 'n' enjoy your spirit quest
Remember to bring health potions. And take breaks. And take care of yourself. 'n' come back when you think you're good. Love to see how much improvement a little studying can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324413
Man, it's good to see you back in action

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer your Vixens with 1 tail, or 9?

I kinda prefer the 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324446
Ghouls, yes.

Vampires and Liches, perhaps not, given that their transformation into Undeath occurs differently than simply "Dying".

DracoLiches, maybe.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>13324429
You just can't understand the complexities of my work. The pet rock represents childhood innocence, the poptart represents temptation and the illusion of free will. The duality of man as he fights himself, but accepts himself. The comfort of conformity, yet the disparity of contempt that originates from familiarity. You cannot escape despair, as no matter how you live your life, it's in your nature to experience it.

It's like shining a mirror into your soul, reflecting your inner most machinations like an all-you-can-eat buffet of depression and pity masturbation.

The name of the rock is Senator Penile Bouncer, because it sounds complicated. I'm going to introduce a British secret agent rock called "Gewdu" and he will be special and loved by everyone. Asuka wins the poptart rapist race-

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324467
>cut off
Oh dear, the nice men in the white coats got to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324467
Bromont you don't have to try hard for that retard.
Will there be a pizza love interest who is NTRed by a hotpocket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324459
9 all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324459
Between those two options?
One.
I like nine, but one implies she's still young. I don't want a thousand year old woman that remembers the renaissance, I want the one I can grow and experience history with. I want to be there with her for it, and experience it all together. That will make both our lives all the richer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
Sketch some monster butts.

Specifically, lamia butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324459
Three.
One or two is for kiddie foxes.
Nine is for gigaslut grandmas who have sucked a million dicks to get all that power.
Three is old enough to have curves but young enough to be innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324459
Two. I'm not risking a completely normal fox who lied about being magic and shit. Gotta remember. Foxes in general are tricky little shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324476
That is my favorite kind of fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324482
>Nine is for gigaslut grandmas who have sucked a million dicks to get all that power.
Or she's just 800-900+. Not every Kitsune if from MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324280
>Troll
>Kunoichi
>Kakuen
>Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324411
Any chance you'll draw some Kunoichi Sheik?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324494
>Kunoichi
I want to be mistaken for some VIP in a shady corporation who is then kidnapped and interrogated by a sexpot Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324476
The older fox will be way more experienced, and automatically know EXACTLY how to please you. Obviously, you should go for the nine tailed one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324497
explain moer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324280
Mai Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324498
>Ties you up to a chair in a dark room
>Jerks you off slowly as she asks you "Who do you work for?"
>You don't know what the fuck she's talking about
>She tells you she'll let you cum only once you tell her who you work for
>You can't give her an answer because you still don't know what the fuck she wants from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324503
Like, a Kunoichi who is dressed up as Sheik.
That, or alternatively a Kunoichi who looks Mojyo as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324506
Yes. But with the face-sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324511
They call it nectar-boarding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324509
what the fuck is a shiek and a mojyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324459
Nine.
More Mofu=Better Cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324513
I want to be broken now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324509
>Kunoichi who is dressed up as Sheik
A thousand times yes.

>>13324514
>Sheik
Princess Zelda as a Ninja.

>Mojyo
Japanese slang-term. Girls like Tomoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324519
But then they'd stop nectar-boarding you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324514
Shiek is Ninja Zelda. http://i.imgur.com/AEOd5Er.jpg

Tomoko is the prime example of what a mojyo person is. Socially inept, and very frumpy-looking.
http://i.imgur.com/jzdXRsi.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324413
After reading that I feel horribly inadequate in my ability to write.
I apologize to everyone for ever posting a story here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324467
My intelligence has been insulted and I can't bring myself to care.

>You cannot escape despair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324523
>Shiek is Ninja Zelda
Never has a plot twist made me feel so inadequate as a man or a warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324522
Yes, they would take my confession, and I would be sent to Abu-Girtablilu or Ganguro Bay without a trial, to be abused by similar ladies indefinitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324524

I feel the same.

But fuck it. I'm going to continue writing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324523
She is so much damn fun to play in Hyrule Warriors. As in normal Zelda.

And Twili Midna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324526
>You cannot escape despair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324502
Sometimes it's the journey that is more enjoyable than the destination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324534
I need to watch this. I only haven't because of the lack of a decent torrent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324546
Why not read the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324413
I feel silly for this, but I just don't get it what's so insanely awesome about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey kid, you free for a drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324551
Yes, what's on your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324551
Yes'm, but I'd rather some tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324534
>I shall never embrace my Monster Girl Waifu!
>I am in despair!
>Monster Girls have left me in DESPAIR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324551
Sorry, I've got work in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324548
Didn't realise it was a manga. I mean, I never bothered to look. I'll read it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324552
>Come with me and lets talk, you look like the kind of kid I could get along with.
>>13324554
>Alright, lets head down to a tea shop I know, we can talk about some things while we're there.
>>13324557
>Aiya, well, maybe another time then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324550
It's not. That's why he doesn't do stuff like that anymore.

It's like watching the first season of Family Guy because you think it's better than what it's become (American Dad). But you'd be wrong.

American Dad is way better than Family Guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324565
This is what happens when you don't do your homework.
>>13324566
>Aiya
A chink? She's in a triad, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324567
So then he does different things now?
Like actual stories or something, or more of the same silly shit, just done more effectively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324551
Why do people not like older foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324568
>Triad, what's that?
>You shouldn't ask so many questions kid, someone might get offended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324568
>This is what happens when you don't do your homework.
I guess I'll go get taller then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324572
I do. I have such wicked tastes, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324567
Bromont isn't as good as he used to be, actually.
When's the last time he did anything equal to Unlimited Bro Works or Roy SCSing a Werewolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324566
I'm not much of a drinker, so I hope she doesn't take advantage of my trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324572

I certainly like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324571
What stories were you around for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324587
I wasn't.
I found these threads after moot quit.

[Anonymous No.]

Wiggly-wormy this week maybe? Or Lanternon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324590
Wait, so moot mentions /jp/, the board gets an influx of shitposters, and you came along with the tide and found these threads? Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324599
Yeah, I came in and saw the thread on the front page after it got newly made.
Been here ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324604
Huh. I just assumed any one here was old blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324604
Welcome then, to the Dark Side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324607
I feel like I've made a fair contribution to the thread or two since I've been here, so hopefully I've payed my way in with the one or two stories I've written.
>>13324608
Pic related

[Anonymous No.]

I think I regret starting this manga. I'm not ready to an hero to find my waifu.

>>13324614
Well good on you for bringing content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324614
Bringing content? Who are you exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324615
>this manga
What, Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324581
Last Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324618
I'm responsible for pic
This http://pastebin.com/KWtfaNi3
And this http://pastebin.com/znbEVWxH

They had some good responses, so I think I did alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324621
>last Christms
The Yuki Onna story he still hasn't finished? Because that WAS last Christmas. Or are you talking about the milf stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324619
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324624
He finished it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324623
I thought you said you came here after moot left? I swear that was way before moot left. I don't really know, time flows weirdly here. any way, I enjoyed that. We need more Wartime suffering traumatizing innocent mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324634
No he hasn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324627
Kiki best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324636
Nah man, I had never been to /jp/ before moot said it was apparently hot shit.
Decided to come here and see if it was really all that great and found this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324638
No, but I did just make you look.

Seems like you really like the old B man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324643
You didn't make me look though. And I look up the the lunatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324647
Well, he is pretty much the founding member of /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324636
>January 28 2015
This is shortly after moot left

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324641
>moot's been dead for 3 months already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323995
Its Nicole Bolas.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324659
What was moot's favorite monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324655
He must be ashamed of what we've become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324669
Could be worse.

Could be /ksg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324664
We had Emrakul the Eons Torn last thread.
She was horafying.
But I still would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324672
They are pretty awful with the lack of any new content going on on their end.
Soon we'll be like that once the draw and writefags stop caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324674
...and by "last thread" I mean "earlier in this thread".
Fuck, what day is it? Who am I? Time passes strangely in /jp/ indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324676
Surely our writefags will never abandon us entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324676
We need to brainstorm new ways to get some fresh content.

We do not wanna end up as /ksg/. That is a fate worse than death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324680
They might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324680
"Sometimes, dead is better"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324684
Us writefags are trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324677
how did I miss this...

Excuse me a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324680
Stories Ride Alone
There are no writefags left in man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324665
2loli4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324687
Is that the sound of bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

So, with the official announcement of a release date for Urban Legend in Limbo came screenshot spoilers of the playable roster.
One of these is "Man in Black" styled Mamizou in a business suit.
I will have relevant images forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324694
I remember the last time you said that. We got an update, didn't we?
>>13324698
Dem legs tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324697
You tell me, I did some deep dark bullying yesterday
http://pastebin.com/yFVMF7zx

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324684
Newfag here what's /ksg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324698
Show those pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324707
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>13324708
Katawa Shoujo General.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324709
>http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/cit/pagekit/0000/00/06/000000063180/index.html
The set of seven thumbnails halfway down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324714
I heard that it's still on-going on /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324716
Yes. Which is a curious thing. The VN was cute, but what the hell do they talk about at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324715
>Playable Koishi
About ti-
>Playable Mokou
FINAL-FUCKING-LY
Based Zun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324719
Koishi was playable in the last fighter though.
She had the weird queuing system for special attacks to emphasize that she's fighting "subconsciously"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324726
I forgot that.
Still, MOKOU MOKOU
Wish it was more of a IaMP or SWR type of game, but I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324727
I just noticed that Futo is throwing Sadako out of a well out of a plate.
This game is going to be new standards of zany for the series.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone even remember Sahaugin anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324733
I hope they do o back to IaMP style games. Those were fun as hell.
I'll take it over Byakuren's jiggle physics any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324734
I remember the Aquatic Washboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324736
Do you bully her too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324734
> you will never be kidnapped and blown in her underwater grotto

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324734
She's having a ladies' night out with a Dwarf, Bubble Slime, a Glacies, and a Charybdis on a wheelbarrow with a helmet full of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324734

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324740
That sounds like a lark. Anyone wanna write it? Anyone wanna write about a Ghoul Werewolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324734
How could I forget the race of school swimsuits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324744
>That sounds like a lark. Anyone wanna write it?
Waaaaay ahead o' you, buddy.
http://pastebin.com/PiZjmrLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324749
Neat. So how about that Ghoul Werewolf for Unlimited Slobber Works?

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw you just want a classy, beautiful undead waifu like a Wight.

>You go out late at night hoping to try your chances at Purgatory, the bar down the street undead girls usually hang at.

>Tfw this is the one who takes interest in you.

I don't know if I'll make it through the night, Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324753
She looks like a masochist. Don't be too mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324749
Well that wasn't as cute as I would have hoped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324760
Sorry about that. If it's any consolation all the cute that's missing from my early stories got used in the later ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324766
No. It isn't. You need to fix this one, or else!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324750
>Ghoul Werewolf
Why do you like that so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323787
Would probably main cheshire for teleporting action or yuki-onna for Sub Zero in waifu form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324773
>so much?
This is literally the second time it has been brought up and the first time it was me who did it. Do you have a problem with it? Is there something upsetting about someone feeling anything but indifference towards things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324733
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banch%C5%8D_Sarayashiki
Huh, turns out that the "ghost lady in a well" story originally had a connection to plates.
Based ZUN indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Alp anatomy lesson.

Makes it easier to bully Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324769
It's over a year old, anon.
You already died down there, and the littls Sahuagin cried and cried 'til the waters were salty as the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324777
No I was just curious. I only coined the idea because wolfu and ghoulfu sound kinda similar, I guess. Sort of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324467
Have you been going to /lit/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324780
Bath I guess. I just ate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324783
This makes no mention of titty-twisters, I am disappointed.
>>13324785
Well I liked the slobbering undead canine girl angle a lot.
>>13324784
I reject that, and will write my own version, but with happy stuff instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324780
I want - I need - to do things with that ring-hole on her top.
Unspeakable things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324783

>Androgy-knees

God damn you Anon, you got me to laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324780
Truly, canids are the best MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324791
>Well I liked the slobbering undead canine girl angle a lot.
It is kinda cool. I've always liked undead fluffy. A WightKitsune is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, hon, but if you want this? You're gonna hafta to put a ring on it.

I'll settle for something cheap. I know about your financial situation.

Okay, no ring is fine. But I want a fancy ceremony.

A modest ceremony.

A quick contract-signing is fine, just please don't leave me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324797
We can go to the Grocery Store and get one of those Plastic Rings from the toy capsule machines, and then have the cashier watch me put it on you if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324797
I can't do this, you know that wall crawling misfit is going to murder me if he finds out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324797
MGs will always love you regardless of wealth as long as you have a penis and spirit energy.
>Wha-what do you mean you lost the penis in a tragic accident?
>Well, that's alright. I'll still find a way to indulge in your spirit energy.
>What do you mean you don't have a spirit? You're made out of "DNA"? So you're not really a person at all...
And then she leaves you to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324806
>You're made out of "DNA"? So you're not really a person at all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324806
>>13324809
Oh no, no more suffering

>Meet nice Kitsune CC
>Give her hug
>You marry
>She loves you
>Everything is happy
>100 Daughterus

There.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324806
> "Hey sister, this is human-boy general, not hollow-boy general"
> "Yeah, get that unappetising shit outta here"
> "Next you'll be posting yaoi or something, you degenerate freak"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324813
>"But hollow boys may have mana if you heal them enough"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324817
How does a mg react when her hollowboy kills himself?
>"I-I hear what you're saying, but there's just nothing there for me to resurrect. I-I've never seen anything like this. Almost all boy have some residual spirit. Even the oldest bodies can still call the spirit back, b-but this boy... it's like he's always been empty. Sorry. there's nothing I can do. I-I can put another soul inside of it, if you want? But you realize, it's some one else at this point."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324819
>needing a soul in the first place
Reanimate the body, the mind and memories will still be in ze brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Big fat black tallywacks"
>"Itty bitty nippy willies"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324823
Just because you have memories doesn't mean you'll be the same person. New soul new person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324825
Souls don't exist though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324832
Neither does your Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324834
Don't say unnecessary things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324842
Unnecessary things don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324834
She'll always be in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324847
This is dumb, thus sayeth the Philosowurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324849
Your heart doesn't exist.

>>13324852
Prove that anything exists, alp. Prove that it isn't just your own mind projecting your experiences onto the void of nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324852
Get back in the box, wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324853
Love of the Wurm is the beginning of wisdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324853
Please let me believe in something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324858

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324863
She looks qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324875
Would you accept her for what she is, unlike all those who came before you, screaming and shooting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324880
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324880
> all those who came before you, screaming and shooting?
I'll do both.
Accept her for what she is
and cum screaming and shooting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324885
L-lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324640
So far hikimori is best girl. Which one is kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324890
Kiki Komori. That's her name. Figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, yes, I know, MGQ Beelzebub is an anal rapist abomination.

What I'm interested in, though, is what other girls can make me the meat in a titty sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324898
She's an anal rapist abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324896
Oh. I want a Kikimore Kiki Komori Hikikomori

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324898

Your answer is vague. I can't tell if you're simply restating what I said about MGQ Beelzebub, or if you're stating that another girl I'm looking for is also an anal rapist abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

Whoops, didn't mean to reply to myself.

>>13324910 meant for >>13324899

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324909
That would be lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324909
>>13324913

Are we just making stuff up now?

Can I have a Kikihori Kimikihori Horikimorhi Kimori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324920
>making stuff up
What part of that was a problem for you? Kikimora is a Monster Girl, Kiki Komori is the name of the best girl in Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei and hikkikomori means a shut-in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324925

I was just being cheeky since I didn't understand the reference. I knew about Kikimoras, just didn't know the rest of what you referenced, so decided to make a joke on the common syllables being used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324928
Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
G.I. JOEEEEE~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324931

My childhood would probably have been a bit different if this were my Cobra Commander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324947
Massive hotness detected. Fluffy tails too. Oh, and Miia is cosplaying, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324947
>Rachnee's face
I don't care how big her a..bdomen is, there's no way this much smug should fit in one girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324951

Ha! You...
Knowing how great Rach-nee is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324955
>>13324956
My brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raped by a Monster Girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324960

But which kind, Anon!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324947

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324964
All!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324974
Ara ara~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324972

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324976
Still would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324951
>>13324955
>>13324956
Reminder Rachnee nearly scarred/murdered a girl who was just trying to help her, told her to suck it up, and lied about being rightfully kicked out of her homestay's house.
Rachnee is a horrible person who belongs in jail, or 1000 lashings with a Newspaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324982

I don't trust any mushroom girls ever since I learned about Cordyceps Fungus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324989
I'd trust a Mad Hatter with anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324984
Or she could be punished by being forced to marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324995
Yeah being married to a Spiderfag is a terrible punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324984

You're acting as if she's some serial killer or something. It's established that this is a governmental experiment.

Monstergirls and humans haven't had the luxury to get aquainted yet. Don't blame it on their nature.

Sometimes it's better to try and teach and help rather than punish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324984
>Reminder that Rachnee was abandoned by her host family after their dumbass daughter surprised her and got herself cut

Cuddle the spider. Give the spider coffee and cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

Who here likes Alps?

I like Alps.

I want to marry an Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324996
I'm a Dragonslut but I do love her.
>>13325004
Gross. You're icky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324995
> punishment marriage
You wouldn't be planning to turn the tables on her by tying her up in bindings and teasing her remorselessly, would you?
Watching those eight legs twitch in a combination of fear and arousal inside their trusses, as you run your hands over her abdomen, groping and squeezing her defenceless chitinous hindquarters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325004
Don't make me put you and an alp in the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325008
No, I'm a total sub. Not that I wouldn't if she wanted me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325004

Ehh, I don't particularly care for Alps. And it's not the whole, "It's a boy!" thing. It's more that, they become Succubi.

And Succubi are selfish. I'd rather have a waifu who I knew cared about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325006
I don't care! I'll gladly be icky for an Alp!

>>13325012
If you do that I'll just have to cuddle her really hard and hold her close to my heart!

>>13325017
All girls deserve love, even selfish ones!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324999
>You're acting as if she's some serial killer or something.
>Tried to kill girl
>Tried to kill Darling
>Tried to kill pervert
She is. She's just inept at it. Another flaw, she can't even murder things, a Spider's specialty.
>>13325002
>Surprised her
You act the girl up from behind shout 'HEYRACHNEEWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKYMASK'
She walked around the corner. Asked if Rachnee needed help, then Rachnee's fatass broke the latter to the attic, WHICH IS ALSO HER FAULT BECAUSE SHE HAS BE 'MUH LONER, MUH ATTIC' AND LIVE IN THE ATTIC WHICH TRULY CAUSED ALL THIS, but fell in a way that her giant manclaw hands cut up the girl.
Then had the gall to tell her to get over it and acts surprised when people don't buy into her mentally ill sadism shit. She should be thankful that girl is alive because if not, not only would she be in jail, but her entire species would be blacklisted. Not, instead. 'Suck it up.'
Fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325004
Why settle for a succubus that used to be a boy when you can just fuck the real deal.

[Anonymous No.]

who likes veal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325019
Whatever you say, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325034
>loli cows
We need more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325031
Dumbasses should have stronger ladders. That girl deserved it.

[Anonymous No.]

Wrong image.

We like veal right?

>>13325040
Yes we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325032
Eh, I don't know but they just don't have th same appeal for some reason.

>>13325039
I'm going to cuddle her hard and give her lots of kisses and cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325042
Coffee milk? What a deliciously perverse ratio.

What...what is this captcha? It just had me picking out pictures of hamburgers? When is it going to have me identify the brand name ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325031
You forget the REAL Rachnee she murdered to take her place.
There's probably a sweet innocent Weaver Spider whose dead in a ditch, who wanted nothing more than to make sweaters and scarfs and mittens for her homestay, before being murdered by some sadist cunt, her plane/boat ticket stolen and wondering what kind of evil person would do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325047
Would have been funnier of it was steaks you had to pick out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325041
Ladders leading to attics don't usually factor in 300+ pound spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325047
>pick the hamburgers
>pick the wines
>pick the pasta
>pick the bread
>pick the soup
>pick the cakes
>pick the steaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325053
Chitin doesn't weight much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325053
>Not factoring in every species for your potential guest
What a shit host family. The girl got less than what she deserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325055
>Pick the pizza
>Pick the beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325056
Man why is Cera both perfect and yet Horsepussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325061
To challenge you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325055
It's funny because hamburger isn't plural.
>Select all hamburger below
Also, you forgot sushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325031
Spiders are just socially retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325072
And you're saying that try-hard from her previous host family wasn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325072
As someone who hasn't read Daily Life With Monstergirl, has any spider other than Rachnera been depicted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325076
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325061

Why do people keep calling her "Cera"? She has not once said that was how she wanted to be called but I see this typed everywhere.

She said "Cerea". Are people just trolling or are they just too lazy to press the "e" key one more time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325076
Rachnee is best spider, so no. don't know why you'd bother. She is also the best girl, but the author fucked up by featuring others before her, so there's not much we can do about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325059
Most species wouldn't want to live in an attic.
Or if they did, they'd have easier methods of getting there
Also Rachnee should have just web the ladder in place, or just 'how do i shot web' onto the attic ceiling and climb herself up.
HELL WHY DIDN'T SHE STOP HER FALL BY SHOOTING TWO WEBLINES ON THE WALLS. For a Spider she has SHIT reaction times.
Also
>Nearly murdered
>Got less than she deserved
You are now a cold blooded child murdered, congratulations, you've just proven you are ACTUALLY mentally insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325088
That girl was an annoying shit who only saw Rachnee as an obstacle to surpass. she got what she deserved and should get over it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325074
Oh no, there clearly was something wrong with that dumb-ass too.
It's just that spiders are probably not used to giving a shit about anyone on an instinctual level, being loner predators from youth and all that. She probably hasn't had to deal with living in the same place as other people before, specially not ones that had any sympathy for her, so applies her own survival of the fittest morality to anyone.
Whether she's just a social retard who has just never had to deal with other people's emotions or just a selfish hypocrite is all dependent on whether she would had suck it up herself or held it against the girl, had she been the one to be get hurt instead.

>>13325076
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325074
Literally EVERYONE, even the established characters, in that chapter was Socically and mentally retarded.
We're going to pretend that chapter did not exist because somehow, someway they topped the mental retardation of the Kamen Rider Blade taiyaki Filler, which is no small feat, because literally everyone had just become brain dead for those episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325088
>For a Spider she has SHIT reaction times.
Have you ever seen a spider fall in real life? They flail around trying to grab a ledge and if they miss, they hit the floor and continue on their way. It's not like your comic books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325096
Besides. Talk is talk. Looking at what she's proved with her actions, she's the only girl to have never actually hurt darling. all the other bitches have actually killed him, except from based lala.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325096
>'She was Annoying!'
That does not hold up in a court of law in any state other than maybe Alabama you child murdered.
And she didn't think that, the other girls MADE her think that, THEY'RE the ones who started the stupid tests that made no sense. Then Darling put words in her mouth because no one in the house told him they're the ones who made her think that.
Because apparently in that chapter, you could have shouted "I KNOW THE NEXT WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS" in that house and that information would not reach Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop replying to the spiderpuncher.

[Anonymous No.]

>There's an arachnophobe in this thread trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325061
Are you implying that horsepussy is a defect at all?

Because horsepussy is bestpussy, and not only is Cerea best girl but she's also horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325111
>she's the only girl to have never actually hurt darling
Yeah except for knocking him out and suspending him upside down for at least an hour. Being held upside down long enough CAN kill a person.
Or when she helped stop everyone from stopping Lala so Lala could kill Darling.
Nope she has NEVER hurt Darling. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325121
And there are child murders in this thread trying even harder to justify Rachnee being an amoral cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325121
He's a pretty shitty arachnophobe then, real spiders freak the shit out of me but turn them into monster girls and they're perfect fear boner material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325125
No, she never did. You can render some one unconscious without harming them, and no one died from being upside down for an hour. Lala was never going to kill darling either. Besides. It's all talk. Looking at fact, she's never hurt darling. Much less killedhim like the others.

You're grasping so many straws your arguments are starting to smell like Centorea's room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325127
monster girl spiders are fine.
As long as they don't nearly murder someone, act like it was nothing, then lie when someone rightfully kicks them out to make the people sound worse than they are

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop trying to apply real world logic to a comedic ero-manga.

Have boxes filled with dumb assholes instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325126

Then yes, let's rewrite the character of Rachnera to pander to you. Then obviously Monster Musume would be great and revered piece of literature.

No. It's mindless fun with simple plots and standard character archetypes with a twist. Stop getting butthurt and have some fun with the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we are talking about Monster Musume I would like to remind you all who will have Darling in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325128
>You can render some one unconscious without harming them
The only method of knocking someone out without physically hitting them is chloroform and the like, which even a normal human would have trouble getting, a monster who has no host with her? No way. Unless she now has breaking and entering on her rap sheet.
Also you have no idea how long Rachnee was planning on keeping Darling upside down or how far she was going to go to get him to admit to 'faking it'
Also she snapped his neck in that chapter
Go re read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325138

Debatable. I'm not denying she's cute, and I like here, but she has been known to exaggerate in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325135
>hen yes, let's rewrite the character of Rachnera to pander to you
I don't want her to pander to me.
I just hate people who think her bullshit is attractive, Rachnee lies more than a 3DPD and acts like human life is throw away. Fuck her and fuck the people who like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325148

But that's how these mangas/animes work. No one has died because of her. And no one, including the girl she mistakenly attacked, holds a grudge against her. It's called forgiveness. And it adds just a hint of character depth to what is a light-hearted ecchi-comedy. I'll say it again, have fun with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325162
I had fun once. It was awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325148
Now you're just making stuff up, you seen like the kind of autist to paladin roleplay too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325164

It was at a waterpark, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325141
>I can't believe you passed out when I grabbed you
So she didn't even knock him out
>Complains blood is rushing to his head
If he can feel the rush he can only have been put upside down mere moments before he came to, otherwise he would have comlained about the blood having already rushed to his head. also, there's no mention of how long he was unconscious for
>She turned his head
You really shouldn't let your hatred blind you like this. A little harmless hyperbole is nothing to get up in arms over. He was fine the next frame, as opposed to all the other times he's dead or knocked out.

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>>13325145
So you're saying there's a chance Lala will stop liking Darling by the time he's dead?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drill the MILF Brigade until my dick falls off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325172

No, sorry, let me clarify. She's exaggerated on how "powerful" she is, what she's capable of. So was Darling maybe hallucinating when he saw her? Can we be sure that she'll be there as Darling finally walks towards the light?

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>>13325177

Yes. MILFs are always a good decision.

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>>13323339

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>>13325187
I guess we'll never know. But she does tend to appear when Darling has near death experiences since her arrival. Gonna need more chapters to confirm this.

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>>13325206
You have to marry her if you want to hang out with the cool-ass-fuck snake she's always following.

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It's a shame EMG is a harem. It would have been infinitely better if it were just Darling and his spider. Because she's clearly the best for him. He has to accommodate for Miia all the time, and indulge her stupid notions of what she wants the relationship to be. Centorea is whiteknight personified, and Mero is NTRbait. Papi is a daughteru, and so is suu, so they don't really count. Rachnee on the other hand is mature, and looks after her man, is laid back and easy going and happy to help where she can. Best girl, basically. Though I guess I'd accept poison genius suu.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing you kistune familyless anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325206

>Flaws

She looks like a human? Doesn't even look undead?

I guess if you're attracted to Pharoah you're easily seduced by power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325211
What if that snake is in cahoots with Grapy Goodness?

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>>13325216
Pharaoh lovers are pretty shallow, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Jabberwock.

>Implying she has flaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325206
Literally just some bitch with a pet snake

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamit. Nobody told me Victory Gundam would this much child molestation and /ss/ in it.
Let's talk about what it is about big robots that makes boys simply irresistible to women, and how that something could be reverse-engineered to make Anubis, Dwarf or Cyclops engineers desirable to human boys.

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>>13325170
>>She turned his head
360. Which is death.

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>>13325230
>Nobody told me Victory Gundam would this much child molestation and /ss/ in it.
Interesting...

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>>13325217
Then I might have to marry her afterwards as well.
I'd endure their endless arguing if I could hang out with Snake-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325221
Those tits look uneven and weird

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>>13325232
Stuff like this. Yes, I'll delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325162
I'll never have fun with sadists and would be child murderers who think 'she's annoying' is justification for murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325221
TOO MANY MOUTHS

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>>13325237
That's just perspective, her wocks are wockin.

>>13325240
>Implying the tentacle mouths aren't fun to pet while sitting on her lap, or feeling rest on top of you as you cuddle next to her in bed

Flawless

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>>13325238
And stuff like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325220
I like her for her power, yes. And the vast intellect and amount of stories she could tell. And how she could crush me like an ant but instead chooses to tenderly dom me.

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>>13325231
>Death
>Before he met Lala who kept him alive
>None of his death flashbacks involve best spider
A little light exaggeration in a comedy manga, what a shock. Darling himself says she never hurt him, so clearly that didn't hurt him, despite what you think. And Rachnee is good at picking liars, so he would have known to be honest with her. that's what makes darling darling. She never hurt him, and is best girl. Face it, spiderhater.

>>13325238
Interesting...

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>>13323339

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>>13325214
>Because she's clearly the best for him.
Unless some big male Oni/Orc/Centaur/Demigod/Agito/Grongi/Mechon thug comes along and wants to beat him up cause he's drunk.
Rachnee would watch Darling get beat up and her sadism boner would flare up.
Least Miia would body block the punches and Cerea would Shishi Sonson that shit.

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>>13325246
Look mate, I'm just going to walk away and pretend you didn't do this.
You get a free pass this time.
Enjoy your bookworm

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>>13325221

WAIT A SECOND! I never noticed this. What is that dripping from her claw? It looks like something, and if you're with her I don't think a claw would be the best tool to extract it with!

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>>13325246
Mah nigga No ass

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>>13325230
>Let's talk about what it is about big robots that makes boys simply irresistible to women
Chicks dig giant robots.

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>>13325245
>Darling himself says she never hurt him
Darling didn't consider Miia turning his head 360 and Cerea kicking him in the shower (which she even tried to apologize for) hurting him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325252
>I don't think a claw would be the best tool to extract it with!
I like to live dangerously. Plus she's gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325253
Don't need ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325243
And like this.

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>>13325261
But it would be nice if she had one

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>>13325250
But she's not that bad. Look. She's very cute with glasses on.

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>>13325249
>I know, I'll lie!
Go read the chapter where she fucked up some thugs because they threatened darling and centorea. she's best girl, and you're foaming at the mouth to find flaws which aren't there.

>>13325256
He considers all those flashbacks of them killing him when he says that though, and juxtaposes this with saying that
>Every one else has... well how do I put it, they all really seem to communicate how they feel through life threatening injuries.
>But you've never ever hurt me, Rachnee

Eat your heart out.

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>>13325242
I'll come up with something she isn't perfect at, and you better be prepared Wockanon!

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>>13325239

I swear there the was a Paul McCartney song about this Anon.

"The Lonely Old Troll! Eaking Our Lives Away!"

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>>13325268
Would Alpie's Creepy-crawly also need glasses after spending all her life reading in the dark?

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>>13325221
She has a giant gemstone protruding from the middle of her chest.
Can she even bend forward with it there?

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>>13325270
>Go read the chapter where she fucked up some thugs because they threatened darling and centorea. she's best girl, and you're foaming at the mouth to find flaws which aren't there.
She was just doing that to make Cerea feel bad because that's all Rachnee does, see when she jumped to conclusions with Papi in the Papi Mom Chapter
>But you've never ever hurt me, Rachnee
If not for the fact Darling knew Lala was Chuuni than this would be wrong because Rachnee tried helping Lala to murder him.

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>>13325276
>Lonely
I'm not lonely, I have the anons whose taste isn't shit and don't feed into Rachnee's Bella Swan tier bullshit, and who don't murder people because they annoyed them.

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>>13325271
Try as you might, there is nothing, as she is completely and utterly flawless! Perfection incarnate!

>>13325283
That's just fancy jewelry and part of her costume.

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>>13323339
Perfection.

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>>13325280
>Hnnnng
...Yes...

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>>13325293
She's conceited

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>>13325295
After a while you'll just be fucking your own semen

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>>13325303
Jokes on you, I find haughty and proud women hot and perfect.

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>>13325293
>That's just fancy jewelry and part of her costume.
It doesn't seem to be connected to her costume in any way at all, which bring me to the fact that her costume makes no sense at all, and I don't meant by that as 'Wonderland magic nonsense', but bad design by KC nonsense, almost MGE chimera design level nonsense.

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>>13325285
>tried
She's never hurt him and you keep making shit up, and projecting your irrational hatred onto what really happened. You're gettin pretty desperate and pathetic there, anon.

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>>13325295
>No fixed shape
>Good possibility of drowning

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>>13325008
I have arachnophobia and yet my boner is at it's rocket state now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325306
>After a while you'll just be fucking your own semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325295
I love slimes, but Erubite's a crazy murderous bitch.
The one goo I wouldn't do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325321
> I heard you like semen baths

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>>13325306
Don't even care

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>>13325321
Flan-chan is hilarious.

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>>13325302
Then she'll need to visit an optic as well as a dentist in the future. Oh the horror.

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>>13325307
Too busy trying to /ss/ the shota upstairs

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>>13325134
>calling Polt an asshole
Anon, that's mean

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>>13325311
>She's never hurt him
Turned his neck 360
>BUT IT'S COMEDY
So was Miia turning his neck and Cerea kicking him, yet you use that as examples of them hurting them
Nice double standards, then again Rachnee is the Queen of Double Standards
>DON'T LIE TO ME AND MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME
>BUT LET ME LIE AND MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT PEOPLE ALL THE FUCKING TIME

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>>13325337
>Turned his neck 360
Clearly that didn't hurt him.
>yet you use that as examples of them hurting
No, the man himself does.

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>>13325334
Spiderfags consider betterment of oneself as evil, so Polt, who is a fitness trainer, is evil to them.

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>>13323339
>implying fluffy sheep girls have flaws

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>>13325329

>Don't make me post the Leopard Slug girl pic.

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>>13325339
So Darling adheres to double standards too, good to know.
Also that chapter was shit anyway, much like all the chapters Spiderfags use to defend their nasty cunt.

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>>13325341
>not an avatar of war

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>>13325334
Its just that I would just do so many mean things to that asshole.
If you know what I'm saying.


>>13325340
>Implying I'm a spiderfag.
You go in that box as well.

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>>13325340
>look at my strawman, everyone.
>look at my assumptions

>>13325346
>Get proven wrong countless times
>"T-that chapter is shit anyway"
Rachnee can tell a liar, so darling knows there's no point in lying to her. He's being genuine.

But whatever, go pull some more shit out of your ass.

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>>13323811

What if the scenario switched over, where you're the slave for sale and the little elf bought you? What would she do to you?

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>>13325344
Now I'm curious.
post it

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>>13325361
She'd ride on my shoulders and use me to beat up anyone who bullied her.

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>>13325361
How should I know? I'm not her.
Besides, that's not an inversion of the scenario. If it where, she'd be the customer and the customer would be in the elf's place. I just wouldn't be the dealer but someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

bored? tired? lost interest?

either way im done with this for today/ever might continue on later but who knows

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>>13325361
Hah, jokes on her I'm absolutely worthless.

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>>13325370
It's pretty. She's pretty.

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>>13325370

> I am the scourge of all the multiverse! The ravager of planes! The breaker of worlds!
>...and now I'm going to ravage -you-, little wizard
> do you think you will break? I rather think you might...

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>>13325351
>She likes to go 'on walks'.
>Smelly crotch/armpit fetish.
>Adorable Kobold tail.
>5 pairs of breasts for feeding 10 daughterus at the same time.
Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324780

>[ ] Dinner
>[ ] Bath
>[X] Who are you and how the fuck did you break into my house

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>>13325356
>>"T-that chapter is shit anyway"
They ARE shit
The Cerea date chapter? Delayed shit that was hyped to shit but ended up being 'LOOK HOW DUMB CEREA IS GUYS, MAN SHE SURE IS DUMB, AND SHE'S USELESS TOO, EVEN WORSE, SHE'S A VEGETARIAN! I SWEAR SHE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER GUYS, REALLY!'
The Girl chapter was 'HURR LET'S DO STUPID BULLSHIT TESTS, THEN NOT TELL DARLING WE PUT HER UP TO THEM SO HE CAN THINK SHE'S A BAD PERSON BECAUSE WHY SHOULD WE SAY ANYTHING'
The 'who is Darling going to Marry 2' Chapter was basically 'Are you Finished with those Errands Yet' but dumber because Darling has had months to figure it out.
They're shit.

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>>13325384
No anon, you were the cannibal alien all along.

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>>13325206

WARAWA

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>>13325356
>look at my assumptions
They're not assumptions,
They're fact.
Masochists, who are the only people who like Rachnee, don't seek betterment of themselves, otherwise they wouldn't be masochists.

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>>13325364

I'll post it outside of this thread and give a disclaimer in order to avoid pissing too many people off.

http://i.imgur.com/HJCQgyO.png

It's from Monster Girl Quest Paradox. These Leopard Slug girls can be recruited by Luka, the guy, to help him in his quest. There's an affection level mechanic in the game, and if he achieves full affection with them, this scene is accessed. In real life, Leopard Slugs are natural hermaphrodites who dangle their dicks together and swap semen to reproduce. So he's being wrapped up in their dicks and likely taking a semen bath.

[Anonymous No.]

Dear Mah Main Man of MG Recolors,

Please craft for us a color scheme of the new Monkey girl that speaks volumes about how she has no style, she has no grace, this Ms. Kong has a smirking face, she can handstand when she needs to, and stretch out her arms to stroke your dick when she wants to, inflate herself just like a semen balloon, this crazy girl really digs this tune!

In return you can have the very finest of horse pussy. Or maybe even front pussy if you're sick and twisted and into that sort of thing.

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>>13325390
>Masochists, who are the only people who like Rachnee, don't seek betterment of themselves, otherwise they wouldn't be masochists.
What logic did you used to come to this hypothesis?

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>>13325392
He deserves it.

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>>13325384
And this is why I don't read EMG.

...well, actually I don't read EMG because it's nosex teaser ecchi, but my "If it's not lewds you can fuck off" attitude has apparently saved me from endless haremshit dumbening, and for that, I am thankful.

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>>13325379

>I am the scourge of all the multiverse! The ravager of planes! The breaker of big guys!
>...and now I'm going to crash -yours-, little CIA man
> do you think it'll be extremely painful? I rather think it might...

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>>13325399
If I pull on her wings will she die?

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>>13325399
>Was breaking this plane part of your plan?
>Of course!

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>>13325395
Masochists, just straight up masochists, like being put under. They like being stepped on, belittled, hit, beaten and whipped.
They don't have the willpower in themselves to better themselves, because they have no goals, no aspirations beyond 'finding someone to beat me up.
So Rachneefags, who are masochists because she has nothing to her other than that she's a Sadist, don't want to better themselves.

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>>13325404
Someone get this hothead outta here

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a barnacle?

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>>13325406
Oh, you think hotheadedness is your ally?

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>>13325405
I'm a Masochist and a Cerea would be fine too. She's a knight so she can protect me and keep me safe and we can cuddle and hold hands together!

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>>13325392
>>13325396
>http://i.imgur.com/HJCQgyO.png

It's beautiful..

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>>13325412
I didn't say Machocists can't like any girl
I said only Rachneefags are Masochists, because she has nothing else to her other than her Sadism. She doesn't have anything physical other girls do better.

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>>13325390
>Masochists, who are the only people who like Rachnee
This is wrong though.

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>>13325420
How?
She has nothing on the physical level that other girls don't do better
She's a 3DPD tier liar
All she has different is her Sadism

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>>13325410
Once upon a time, there was a cute barnacle. She was so cute that everybody squeed. The End.
>>13325419
But Rachne isn't a sadist, she's a domme. Are you dumb, dummy?

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>>13325425
>But Rachne isn't a sadist
Because tying up people and whipping them isn't sadism?

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>>13325424
>How
Because I like her, and I'm not a masochist. I'm not a sadist either.

>Physical level
Well aren't we just a shallow shit.

>Liar
Where did she lie?

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>>13325429
>tying up
Not sadism.
>whipping
Never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325405
I don't see how finding pleasure from physical pain or being degraded implies that they the lack willpower within to better themselves or a lack of goals beyond achieving that masochistic pleasure.
But I'm just a maledomfag so I might not be the right person to ask.

>>13325424
>She has nothing on the physical level that other girls don't do better.
Physical attraction is subjective Anon; it's not about who has the smallest or the largest tits. Eyes of the beholder and all that.
The other girls don't have eight legs or a gigantic spider abdomen either.

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>>13325430
She lied about why she was kicked out of her homestay
she lied about wanting to go back to her homestay when the girl came back
She made up assumptions about Papi, which is basically making up lies about her.

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>>13325432
>Never happened.
She had a web whip when she tied up Cerea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325351
>>13325380
Does Polt get any fanart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325440
No she didn't. Just more web to tie her up differently, which she's talking about.

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>>13325429
She never whipped anyone though.

>>13325432
Sorry Anon, but bondage can be attractive to sadists. Not all sadists might be into bondage, but tying up someone and having them completely helpless to your will is pretty sadistic, even if one of the most casual tiers of sadism.

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>>13325433
>I don't see how finding pleasure from physical pain or being degraded implies that they the lack willpower within to better themselves or a lack of goals beyond achieving that masochistic pleasure
Holy shit, a maledomfag that can think without using buzzwords.

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>>13325435
>She lied about why she was kicked out of her homestay
What was her lie?
>she lied about wanting to go back to her homestay when the girl came back
No she didn't she just assumed no one wanted her because her self confidence is worse than an alps, and she needs hugs
>She made up assumptions about Papi, which is basically making up lies about her.
First of, haha holy shit you are stupid. Secondly, you're making assumptions right now, and have been this entire time. People assume things, thats what they do when they want to make a guess but don't know things. I see nothing wrong in assumed knowledge.

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>>13325440
That's just more silk rope. Whips need a handle to be used properly and Rachnee probably knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325444
YES!

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>>13325414
>>13325392
>My god, it's full of stars!

[Anonymous No.]

Come on guys, no fighting. This is a happy place!
Why don't you think of happy things, like taking your pygmy jinko out to get swole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325464

NO

FFFFFFUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a persian queen oomukade that wants to fuck you atop piles of riches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325450
>What was her lie?
She said they kicked her out cause she wasn't a softer kind of monster girl, when in fact she was kicked out cause she nearly murdered their daughter
>No she didn't she just assumed no one wanted her
Which should be true. That still doesn't take away from the fact she DIDN'T WANT TO go back, yet agreed to do so. That is lying.
>First of, haha holy shit you are stupid.
Glad I am arguing with someone who resorts to 1st grader banter
>I see nothing wrong in assumed knowledge.
Except when it clearly made Papi doubt herself thinking she fucked a dude before Darling, and that almost everyone else began to think the same because of it.

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>>13325466
But Anon, how can she lift you if she doesn't get swole?
You don't want her to be the only nonswole jinko do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325464
>pygmy jinko out to get swole
So she's a womanlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325446
>Sorry Anon
No, sorry to you anon, but enjoying bondage and dominance doesn't make one a sadist.
>>13325467
Yes, but she would have to look me in the eye and ask for it.

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>>13325464
>Come on guys, no fighting
Look, all the Rachneefags need to do is admit they have a problem, I'm trying to help them get better taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325467
>Dream come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325472
Yes, she is short but wants to be strong.

>>13325474
Everyone's taste is great Anon.
Unless you bring up NTR and Futa here, then your taste is bad and you should be thrown to the devil bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't Ctarl Ctarls just space Jinkos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325482
Jinkos with the self-righteous personality of an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325482
Do they purr of chuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323339
Is it too late to respond to this?
Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325483
Eeh, nyaaandatte?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325488
Is retarded even if it makes her cute

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>>13325495
They say Wurms are half-witted, but Wurms have survived as well loved in these threads with half their wits while many have been forgotten with all of theirs intact. It seems evident to Wurm that quality of wits is more important than quantity.

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>>13325470
>She said they kicked her out cause she wasn't a softer kind of monster girl, when in fact she was kicked out cause she nearly murdered their daughter
Two things. the first is that she didn't "nearly murder" their daughter. The dumb cunt is fine, no scars to speak of. Secondly, she never stated that was the reason she left. She just said that they expected a softer girl, and at some point that suspicious guy came along, and they happily sold her off because they're a bunch of fags.

>Which should be true. That still doesn't take away from the fact she DIDN'T WANT TO go back, yet agreed to do so. That is lying
So it looks like you don't actually know what lying is, so for the benefit of your dumb ass here is a definition.
>an intentionally false statement.

She never states she wants to go back. She just assumed that no one wants her. Which isn't her fault and is in no way something to hold against her. Her only lie is that "she doesn't care where she lives." She does, she wants to live with darling. And if this is all it takes for you to treat her like a cunt, you're a shitty human.

And Miia was the first to suggest it was Papi's boyfriend. And it influenced Papi in no way because instantly after her reveal her mother rockets in and steals the show

You're not arguing. You're being an immature little shit, assuming things and asking unreasonable things. You hate a girl because she isn't sure of where she belongs, and the rest of your hatred is baseless. And I feel bad for biting the bait. It doesn't matter what you hate, honestly. But don't try and cram your shit taste down every one else's throats, just cause there are spiderfags out there.
>>13325474
And there we are. Go be a faggot elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325502
No brain
All heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325502
Doesn't watch her surroundings, causing large property damage and destroying forests

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325509
But the Wurm just quoted I, Claudius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325457
>tfw been gone so long I missed all the art
thank you anon

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>>13325473
>enjoying bondage and dominance doesn't make one a sadist.
I didn't explicitly say it does.
I said that bondage and domination are commonly basic in the pyramid of sexual fetishism of people with a sexual sadism disorder.
I didn't say that one had to be a sadist to enjoy the art behind BDSM practices, just like one doesn't have to be a mathematician to find beauty in a mathematical equation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325503
>spiderfags
Spiderfags are fine
Just not Rachneefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325514
>I didn't explicitly say it does
Then what was even the point of your post? Arguing for the sake of arguing?

[Anonymous No.]

To the VERY old discussion of drawfag lack of appearances above I'll say this.

It's dramatic to say we'll be gone by the end of the year. We're not going anywhere, we just have shit to do.

Us lot are trying to brush up before doing more and others have real life engagements to attend to. We lurk and participate in the community anonymously- and whoever wanted us to namefag/attention whore obviously feels it's in our interests to listen to spergs sling shit and derail the thread.

Some of us will be getting more free time soon and we'll be continuing our involvement as openly as we feel comfortable.

To those complaining about my abrasiveness, get over it and check yourselves before you spout shit. I pointed out I wouldn't pander to touchyfags and you didn't like it. Dab your tears and move on- holding on to pathetic shit like that makes you awful sore to behold.

"ZN" and myself are almost always around- but he's busy and waifutalk 24/7 isn't my schtick. I'm here to look at the girls, get in on what good lore there may be and lurk. You guys don't like what I like and so I don't chill around openly.

The Kitsune Merchant will be done soon. Remember to keep check of that selective memory, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everyone fighing about Rachnee when its obvious the best girl is Lala

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325521
Lala, more like Literally Whola.
I bet that whole thing was just Darling's Chuuni mixing with Lala's Chunni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325515
Maybe /mlp/ would suit you better? It's the only board I can think of with taste nearly as shit as yours. I mean, even your taste is too shit for them, but they're always going on about friendship or something, right? I'm sure they could manage to accept you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325520
I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about, but I feel the sudden need to apologize to you for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325521
She was like a mother to darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325520
>It's dramatic to say we'll be gone by the end of the year. We're not going anywhere, we just have shit to do.
When has that ever stopped this thread from shitposting about Write/drawfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325532
I want to bully Manako

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325532
Nah, nig. Just chillerino.

>>13325534
Apparently never, but I wouldn't really know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325530
Typical Rachneefags, making baseless assumptions because someone has the gall to not like a compulsive liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325520
I don't know who you are, nor do I know why I should care, I just want to let you know your abrasive wall of bullshit has wasted precious moments of my life I'll never get back. I doubt that is something you really care about, but all I can ask is you have the consideration to continue lurking anonymously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325537
>chillerino
Everyone is always telling me to chill. But what if they're wrong? What me freaking out is the correct thing to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323716
MGC Maid Central would like to comfort you with the fact that Kikimora maids have been suprisingly unpopular lately.

Instead there has been a rather high amount of requests for dragon-type maids in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325518
While I do enjoy making people's head spin to the point of exhaustion, I was merely trying to clarify my own point of view on the subject since you seemed to have misunderstood what I had previously tried to make clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325538
I didn't assume your taste was shit. I mean I did kinda assume that the ponyfags would embrace you, but it's not "baseless" Friendship is supposed to be their schtick, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325530
>Sperging out
You're only proving him right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325545
I like Kiki's.
They a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325552
Oh look, another person who doesn't know what words mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325482

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325541
If you feel panic is the proper thing to do then reassess Freaking out is not the way but rather channel that energy into quick thinking broseph.

>>13325540
I don't care, but stay out of my hair and I'll stay out of yours. It's not a complex principle. Staying anonymous is something I will agree to BUT I'm not around often enough for that to matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325558
>channel that energy into quick thinking
How do I do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325530
>I mean, even your taste is too shit for them,
You have probably not seen the Strange Waifu Threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325557
Best alien species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325520
Thank you for your efforts, we appreciate you being here.

Even the acerbic shit-flingers. Having been one of their number on several occasions, I assure you that though our red-blooded passions may make us a rambunctious audience, when we're taking it easy~ we're just happy that content producers share our interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325562
Naw, the only thing I know about the mlp threads is that one about the guy with a pony tulpa who drove him insane. but having seen that, I can confidently and safely say that this guys taste is even worse. I mean I guess I should congratulate him? It's like scoring negative marks on a test or something.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you fools doing?

I need explanations for these shenanigans and other non-sense you damnable wigwams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325556
Telling someone to go to /mlp/ is sperging out. It's basically saying 'you're worse than Hitler'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324753
Looks like something out of Hellraiser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325570
Would you solve her puzzlebox and taste of her pleasures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325569
I was just trying to be helpful. I genuinely think he may fit in better there, or at the very least find them a better receptacle for his taste. I mean I'm not saying he's WORSE than hitler, per se. I bet hitler was a murderfishfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325568
The fuck does wigwam mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324809
This was something special and I thank whoever wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325561
You have to learn how to run on instinct and conscious thought all at once- but it requires you having to multitask personal affairs of importance.

Appointments, personal meetings, hygiene, getting to your job on time, managing friend circle drama, managing the amount of time you waste vs. productive activity- you have to train your noggin to run like clockwork. You'll eventually become aware that you need to view yourself like you're the experiment and consciously change variables in your life to be able to spring calmly.

>>13325566
I wouldn't say I'm entirely behaved but I appreciate the sentiment. I've just learn from /jp/ and /a/ that people like things too prompt, are highly sensitive and have shitfits at things they don't like even if it's slight.

I came out the door with a tight jaw for a reason- but don't let my behavior be associated with the others. I'm here to eventually fill these requests out but when you're the shittest' drawfag in the pack you get self-conscious.

This thread was also responsible for my new Tanuki vs Kitsune addiction. Trust me, I hang.

>>13325578
>>13325578
It's a teepee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325578
It's an indian word for mud hut. I have no idea what the hell he's using it for though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325579
You're welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325568
I got hit by a bolt of writefaggotry inspiration after languishing in the doldrums for months. 1,400 words already today, and it's only 5pm.
That might not sound like much but I assure you it's like fucking hyperspeed super-writing for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325578
>>13325581
>>13325587

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325592
Keep on keeping on, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325595
Shit I was wrong about the teepee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325482

Aren't Saiyans just space Kakuens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325610
Kakuens with thermonuclear fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325553
I agree, Kiki's a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325467
Hell Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325614
I want to ruffle her hair as she sits in my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325610
Kakuens are ground Saiyans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325467
Hell no all that gold bullshit will fuck my spine up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325610
If I pull her tail, will it hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325532
I want Manako to be my mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325628
Riches can also mean bills, anon.
>>13325630
That's a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

You can't look at me without something awful happening to you...but still, I want to admire your face.

So please don't hate me for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325610
If I pull her tail....will she moan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325635
Blindfolds exist, but telling her that might be a little awkward at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325635
Why is she smiling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325642
Because Medusa is evil and worst Rider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325557
Where did this come from? Yes outlaw star, but, this information?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325642
Because you're committing to her love by ridding yourself of the eyesight that would eventually get you petrified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325635

>"Guess who!~"
>"It's aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325646
Empirical studies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325635
>I'm not sure how this never came up before, but I was actually born blind

>>13325647
>Maiming your loved one for life
>Ever an occasion for smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325645
Son, I will fight you.
Everyone knows the truest evil is Castah Medea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325650
Relationships aren't always smiles, friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325654
No shit. So why is she smiling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325575
I have seen hellraiser hentai, but

>solve her puzzlebox
>taste her pleasures

ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325581
>you're the shittest' drawfag in the pack
You're better than Mithril imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325653
But she gave us all Seibah molestation, so I forgive her.
>>13325659
Then gimme dat box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325658
>>13325647

Pretty sure I explained it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325661
And Ridah gave us Tosaka'sNasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325662
So wait you think that her gouging this guys eyes out is a happy moment, and not a sad, if necessary one? Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325635
Just use a soft on me you stupid bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325635
Damn it woman, you could have at least let me blind myself with shitty vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325667
I think you're taking his bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325654
Are you that faggot redneck form no country for old mamono?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325664
Well Castah gave us Unit Honeymoon and won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325610

>Not playing video games with Space Kakuens.

[Anonymous No.]

>Christmas cake Nekomata
>With two sets of ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325674
Well, Ridah gave us Shinji bullying and DIS BIKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325681
Who cares? Castah and Soichirou won anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325661
This is my box. My box belongs to me. You cannot take my box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325672
Maybe he hasn't actually though about it tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325635
I think your ability has been diminished! Only one part of me has turned rock hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325686
But you said you won't solve it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325684
Yeah? Well I can't deny that. I'd glady tease Castah's ears and tell her how cute she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325678
I don't mind.

But she looks like trouble.

Claw in dick trouble.

Do not want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325693
I think I need to go read me some more Hollow Ataraxia now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325689

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325667
If you'd actually learn to comprehend things past your rainbows and sunshine frame of mind you'd be familiar with the fact that a lot of more dramatic love stories (or lust stories) have has a lot of dramatic sacrifices. If he wanted medusa he'd always have to risk dying from petrifaction- which she can't cure nor could most.

They would spend eternity never meeting eyes- but he decides to give up his own so he can actually face is lover more directly than one could with their sight. No risk of accidents, he derives satisfaction out of the face it practically shows her it seals the deal despite the blinding pain and difficulties to come.

Medusas are known to be wicked and cruel- so she would take the offer in a heartbeat whether or not she actually loved him. The sentiment of tormenting prey longer would feed their messed up psyche's OR would be a real demonstration of affection.

Not every ending thought to a picture has some sort of binary thought process to it- things can be more complicated. Engage it, stop thinking younger than you are.

>>13325672
>>13325688
>hurh durh bait

>>13325673
Ain't no country for told men, actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325690
Well, you can have it when I throw it away, but I can't jus give it to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325701
And then I can dive right into her pleasures. Unless it's too hard to solve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325696
Yeah, I should go read it eventually.
It has best Mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325700
fact it*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325704
Do you refer to Kotomine's albino daughter who turns on even asexuals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325675
Plague needs to draw more saiyans. Like if he asks the question "Is this enough?" The answer is always NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325703
I hope it's everything you want it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

Moth girls are just lovely. I'm surprised the artist didn't draw her with a 50 inch dick going by the rest of his work though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325700
>Medusas are known to be wicked and cruel- so she would take the offer in a heartbeat whether or not she actually loved him. The sentiment of tormenting prey longer would feed their messed up psyche's OR would be a real demonstration of affection.

In your faggoty headcanon maybe. And in the case she isn't taking sadistic pleasure in taking his eyes she wouldn't be smiling. She'd be causing immense pain to a loved one, and robbing him of his primary sense for the rest of his life. The notion of sacrifice is nice, but she wouldn't be smiling.

Also, not him but you can't tell some one you've "told" them you cumguzzling shitwizard. That's something for other people to decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325710
I'm starting to feel the urge to write this now. But I couldn't, too much going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325708
Yus, it also has Bazette

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325633
My motives are pure, though society might not see it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325714
>in your faggoty headcanon

Anon, seriously.

The hugbox doesn't exist outside of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325714
>something for other people to decide
>degrades some sort of 'headcanon'

I mean if you want to be delusional and G-rated happy with everything go for it broh, just untwisted your knickers and quit being a pissy bitchaby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325715
And that is the problem with reality, it is the worst nightmare of all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325725
Anon, seriously.

Show me where Ovid or any one else contemporary describes her as cruel.

>>13325728
What are you trying to say here? Your first two lines aren't related and the third even less so.

[Anonymous No.]

I just got home from work, not having a MG waifu to give me a warm welcome is seriously painful

Realistic MGC simulator that i can plug my brain into when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325740

[Anonymous No.]

For someone who likes to type pipes you sure are thick.

Let me explain this simply for you-

You try to raise some sort of argument that these matters are for people to decide on themselves- yet you decide someone else's 'headcanon' is faggoty compared to yours?

Sounds like you're just a pissy sperg just because things aren't always 'your way'. You asked a question, you got a answer. Don't like it? Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

There used to be so many MG artists in the english community.
To bad most of them are gone now.
I really liked the one who drew several pictures of a blade wielding Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325746
Not "These things" I referred to his
>no country for told men
comment.

It's like insulting some one, and then going "OOOH BURRN" yourself. It's incredibly faggoty. How does it feel to know you have little to no reading comprehension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325743
I know it's wrong, but i would still do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325748
There will be a renaissance once the EMG anime comes out I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325740
>You will never come home to find your Anubis wife come to meet you at the door in her apron
>She will never pout and ask why you took so long
>You will never cut off her complaints with a kiss
Life is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you conform to your monster-waifu's bizarre kinks in order to satisfy her?

She likes shearing, oil play, and your butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325753
Me too. If I'd been sailing with Ulysses, I'd have stayed with the Lotus Eaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325751
About as good as your faggoty 'headcanon' inclination- which can't be entirely great.

[Anonymous No.]

A wurm is a maid in training and she has a Kikimora as her "big sister"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325756
Only one possible answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325753
>I know it's wrong
There is no right or wrong in such a perfect world. You would be a fool to not embrace it.
When Those aliens finally reach Earth and learn of the one human who chose to remain in an imperfect world, they'll laugh at you. You could of had everything your heat desired but because of some faulty sense of morality, you chose not to.

>>13325756
>spoiler
No problems here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325761
You're steadily making less sense the more shit you spew. What "inclination" are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325734
Anon, seriously, we're talking about mythological monsters, not man loving moefied ones. Cruelty is part of the makeup, especially when you take her origins into account.

Please tell me how much you want a hellhound to cuddle you, I want to watch her rip your dumbass soul apart.

This isn't like my japanese animes at all!.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325768
>confirmed for not knowing shit

>Medusa was originally a ravishingly beautiful maiden, "the jealous aspiration of many suitors," but because Poseidon had raped her in Athena's temple, the enraged Athena transformed Medusa's beautiful hair to serpents and made her face so terrible to behold that the mere sight of it would turn onlookers to stone.

Wow. I totally see what you mean. What a cruel cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325764
>You could of had everything your heat desired but because of some faulty sense of morality, you chose not to.

Sounds noble. To accept reality and be satisfied with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325767
You apparently need everything you read explained to you so it seems your comprehension is 'worse' then my own.

Squint harder at the words, you'll pick up on it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325756
>Your butt

In what way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325771
>not mentioning the fact she became a monster to be reckoned with after the face

Stay delusional, just because you were nice one day, get fucked over the next and then go batshit monstrous doesn't make you lepuremaiden waifuface still.

Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325771
>years of isolation, being spurned by man and god would not turn someone cruel and bitter

It's like she's an unfeeling doll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325764
>>13325753
>You would be a fool to not embrace it.
It all ends eventually, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325787
Too bad all he had were bad dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325790
He had good dreams too. Perfect dreams. Those were the worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325792
Well then that makes the brief period of being awake the real nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325756
I'm not sure what kind of kinks she would have. Maybe Ryona? She is a carrion bird after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325713
Probably because it's a cheap imitation of best MGQ girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325794
>yfw you realise being alive on Earth is actually Hell
>yfw upon death you are reincarnated to live it all over again for all eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325799
Buddha help us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324594
slowpoke, etc
>>13323258

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325799
Frederick plz, it's your pox talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325806
I can honestly say I missed that, and I'm pissed now. But also grateful. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325792

>your waifu's face when she sees you looking at this picture purely by chance

what happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325812
Reassuring sex?
With lots of affectionate kissing and pillow talk about how she loves you?
> monstergirls aren't real ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325799
I remember talking to some guy on wizchan that was talking about that

He said that the people who actually have good lives are around just to make most of us not believe it's really hell, so the ones who suffer just suffer more greatly than if everyone knew it was hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323258
Right then. Shai should be embarrassed about being such a sloppy slob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325773
I asked you to make yourself clearer. Now either you aren't making yourself clear enough, or I'm not picking up on what you really mean. So if I get this right, it feels "bout as good as your faggoty 'headcanon' inclination- which can't be entirely great." Which inclination are you referring to? That headcannons exist? That they are dicteted by the individual? Forgive me but I don't get what you're trying to tell me.

>>13325779
>>13325781
>Far from there, by hidden tracks, and through rocks bristling with shaggy trees, he reached the place where the Gorgons lived. In the fields and along the paths, here and there, he saw the shapes of men and animals changed from their natures to hard stone by Medusa’s gaze. Nevertheless he had himself looked at the dread form of Medusa reflected in a circular shield of polished bronze that he carried on his left arm. And while a deep sleep held the snakes and herself, he struck her head from her neck

>Next one of the many princes asked why Medusa, alone among her sisters, had snakes twining in her hair. The guest replied ‘Since what you ask is worth the telling, hear the answer to your question. She was once most beautiful, and the jealous aspiration of many suitors. Of all her beauties none was more admired than her hair: I came across a man who recalled having seen her. They say that Neptune, lord of the seas, violated her in the temple of Minerva. Jupiter’s daughter turned away, and hid her chaste eyes behind her aegis. So that it might not go unpunished, she changed the Gorgon’s hair to foul snakes
>http://ovid.lib.virginia.edu/trans/Metamorph4.htm#Bkfour604

I don't think cruel monsters hide themselves away "far from there, by hidden tracks, and through rocks bristling with shaggy trees" The poor girl got literally fucked over by the gods and decided to be a recluse away from everything she could turn to stone, and then this cunt rocks up and ganks her in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325794
But we still can't dream forever. We have to wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325837
Not if we die in our sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>No fluffy, genki, soft familiar to cuddle before going to work.
Life is disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325837

Am I totally off, or is that an animation of a Junji Ito scene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324707
>http://pastebin.com/yFVMF7zx
Isn't this just the same old-
>Epilogues
Dear God man, what have you done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325842
You're a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325858
I don't have time for you Soraka, you are neither not portable enough to sneak into work and cuddle while I work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325853
There was a movie of the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325864

Ahh, the only movie I knew about based on his works was Uzumaki. I'm not itching to go find and watch this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325870
Why not? This one makes you think.
Also I think Tomie has movies, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325230
>Let's talk about what it is about big robots that makes boys simply irresistible to women, and how that something could be reverse-engineered to make Anubis engineers desirable to human boys.
This is pretty much my entire life's plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325870
They also have a series based on Tomie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325874
You the guy who wanted to be engineers on a space ship with your Anubutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325878
I'd engineer that ass with muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325879
You're a good guy, you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325881
You are fine as well Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325873
>>13325875

Maybe sometime, when I'm in the mood. Thanks, but for right now, too spoopy4me.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuko cutest Junji Ito monster girl.
Would keep her safe and give her company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325882
Why thank you anon, I try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325836
I mean how is she to learn to become cruel? She lives with her sisters and she turns everything except them into stone as soon as their eyes meet. There's not enough interaction to nurture cruelty, just a sad, lonely snakegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuck, all this brotherly love.

/hbg/ isn't supposed to be out this almost yaoi styled interaction!

It's supposed to be about boy sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325857
> "What do you mean, Mr. Human?"
> "Harpies are good, and dragons are bad, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325892
Nyet, we are all brothers here.
I would adventure with anyone of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325755
Oh...oh this wounds me...this wounds me deeply...

[Anonymous No.]

>Huh? Eyebrows?
>They just grow in like this.
>Is there something wrong with them?
>...Oh. Sorry. Sorry.
>I mean, I can trim them...I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325892
>It's supposed to be about boy sluts!
Hell no. /hbg/ needs more manly men who kick ass and fuck monster girls. And they're all out of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any clever ideas for a chapter title that features a guy going jogging after getting drunk for the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325912
But I don't mind them at all!
>>13325915
The chapter features that, not the title, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325912
Nonsense. Thick eyebrows are lovely. Too many women trim their eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325915
Rum Run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325919
But it's vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325914
Please, you know what happens when men don't know their place. We need less of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325878
Yes. Yes I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325912

How can she even move her eyebrows if there's no space for brow muscles to be under her skin due to the horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325892
I look at this now and just see Eileen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325902
...awful. Just...just awful.

I want to save that little Dragon and raise her up like it was a Disney Movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325902
Those ears are too big, even for a semi elf fag like me.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react to you grabbing her pussy lips and manipulating them to make it seem like it's talking, you doing a silly voice for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324707
I'm disappointed Fermented Apples isn't here to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325921
> you know what happens when men don't know their place.
They become loose-cannon cowboy cop anti-heroes who had to turn in their badge and now dispense hard-boiled justice outside of the law to monster girls who seek to rape lesser men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325950
Some do. Most become entitled whiny bitches
who screa about "rape culture" and "kill all monstergirls" and "check your privilege" .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325921
We need more to weed out little bitch shits like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325955
New thread here

[Anonymous No.]

So what colour to people prefer their Oni? Red, blue or a more human looking colour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325921
Cry more traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325944
>wurm
She giggles uncontrollably

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325959
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325959
You don't make a new thread until the old one is dead, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325959
At least wait until we're last in line

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325959
We still have a good hour left on this one and we're not past the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325959
We haven't even run out of images, which would be a legitimate complaint, but still no reason to make a new thread before the old one dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325959

The last thread used up the 300 image post limit and still made it to over 4,000 posts. You're way too early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325948
Geez, if a simple Dragonslut like me is utterly shocked, horrified, and disgusted by it, I loath to think what his reaction would be...

Hilarious probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325959
Kill yourself toaster fucker

[Anonymous No.]

Anon who posted is wurm but on the bright side at least we don't have a third alp thread in a row.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325960
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325987

I don't care if it's an Alp thread. Sure some people will initially yell out FAGGOT! but then things will eventually get back to normal, where we more calmly call each other faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325990
I'll take all three. At the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325960
Either is fine as long as hey have big fat Oni tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325980
Some say the original not-as-horrifying version of that very story was what drove him over the edge to start sending death threats.
...so yes. Hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325987
You talking shit about wurms mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325997
LOOK SOMETHING SHINY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325992
I didn't either the first time. Second time was a little annoying. A third would have been really annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325997
With the color scheme, I thought that was going to be some sort of ushi-worm.
God preserve us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325999
Zombies don't care about shiny things.

They like warm things though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325960

Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326002
But Wurms are smart and therefore know that shining is light, and light comes from sources of warmth, like the Sun or Lava Golems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326004
>But Wurms are smart
Gonna have to stop you right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326004
>wurms are smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326005
>>13326006
Find the fault in that logic anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325994
>>13326003
In the bath for dinner?

[Anonymous No.]

Were-fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326005

Little known fact. Wurm's become smarter the more you get them drunk. If you're drinking with a Wurm, the more you start slurring, the more she starts lecturing you on Astrophysics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325996
Way I recall it, he started freaking out the minute the Dragon was fuckin' translated.

Though it wouldn't surprise me if this story taking the "Female Lizard" angle and running with it off into the sunset made him splerg even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326010
I find that hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326009
a kitsunes fluffy tail AND big meaty paws?
anon i cant yes any harder

[Anonymous No.]

Have you praised Buffcubus and honored her commandments today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326010
Anon don't tell lies to Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326009
> "woooow, I didn't know we could do that!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326007
I think we already have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326008
Yes. If they all ganged up with me and called me nice things , I would be putty in their arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326010
>This is what wurms believe
>When they're really just making zoom and crash noises while pretending the empty bottles are rocket ships

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326009
>>13326017
Yes spammer-kun, now is your time, since we're almost dead anyway.

You're still a faggot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326021
You saying hot things don't produce light?

[Anonymous No.]

Junko's house needs a name. Suggestions welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326004
Lava Wurm when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326031
Throw a Wurm into a volcano, and voila.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326031

Are you trying to get yourself killed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326026
No they do not.
See, this semen demon is hot, but has no bioluminescence whatosever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326026
Pretty sure hot chicks are in no way illuminating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326037
They do if they're the light of your life, your only sunshine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326041
>They do
They are*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326041
Wurm pls, this has stopped being scientific a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326046
Science is dumb, science says Wurms don't recognize themselves in the mirror when we always greet each other!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it okay for your waifu to use hypnotic suggestion on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326053
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326053
If she wants to get purged

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326051
Silly Wurm, don't you know that mirrors are portals to the mirror dimension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326062
Of course! Wurm Theory says that there are 13 alternate dimensions, and if you break a mirror, which is a portal, you get unlucky for that exact reason!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326030
fort kickass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326065
Where no authority is recognized but her own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326064
>Wurm Theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326064
Don't believe the Cheshire's lies silly Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326071
of course anon she built that fort by hand. You think she'd accept any rule but her own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325960
Blue
but Human tone is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

May the love of god smite you heretics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326077
But god never gave us monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326003
Blue >Ara, see something you like?
Red >Hmph. Pervert.
White >Come wash my back, Boy.

Red, White, and Blue Oni best girls, most patriotic.

[Anonymous No.]

What even is this? Ghost Elf boobs? In any case, I wouldn't mind being in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326072
It's no more or less valid than String Theory.
>>13326073
Floating Cat Lady has happy thoughts and that's why she can fly, and you can't have happy thoughts that let you fly without wings if you don't have a lifetime supply of pancakes and ice cream, and that means she's living her life more correctly than you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326077

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326086
The Floating Cat Lady is a liar and a bad person who will get spankings later. Do not believe her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326030
Habitat for Hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326053

>Succubus asking you to kiss her cheek instead of doing something lewd

D'awww. I'm gonna need five ambulances for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326089
As if succusluts weren't bad enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326092
I already moved on, sorry. Just calling it Junko's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13324780
Did that game ever get fully released?
I remember there were some issues with the game company and it kept getting delayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326091
>"That's not very nice of you..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326100
C'mere you stupid cat, let me teach you a lesson about lying to Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326100
>Being nice to Cheshires
But then they start thinking about marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326093

She gets lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326106
>"But anon, she and I are friends, I would never lie to her..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326097
NEVER EVER PCUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ohh? What do we have here?"
>" We heard there might have been some lewd troublemakers breaking the rules around here... but we never expected to encounter such a hive of depravity, isn't that right sister?"
>"That's right. Maybe if you give up your perverted ways and dismantle this horrid place on your own we won't have to make examples of you to the rest of the board."
>""Resist and you will find your efforts... most unpleasurable."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326111

>Those tiny flapping headwings

Heart condition critical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326110
I'd marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326112
Yes you did, not it's the time for spankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326001
I think that was intended to be an undead wurm actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326117
Trish is adorable. She needs her own route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326118
>"How delightful, a game of catch it is then."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326128
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326128
Nerdy jabberwocky is the cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326129
You're on. I'll make sure Wurms are never lied to again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326128
How is Vengeance doing? I think I left in Anon carrying the other cat to the nurse after hitting her with a pipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326014
Well, Sabbath troop 195 can now bench thrice their weight so yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326142
>"What a gallant knight you are."
>"I bet you make all the girls swoon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326128
Where's that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326110
>Chesire pulls a mean prank on you
>Too spaghetti to yell at her, just awkwardly laugh with her
>She swoons over this and decides to make you hers
I wish I had a backbone and wasn't a sub smugslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326154

>Only thrice

Feed them more oats.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a while, but here's some Vertex.

http://pastebin.com/nbTV5vT6

[Anonymous No.]

How would MG's feel about cloning if it existed?

I have an odd idea about the MG's trying to invade Earth and cloning becoming a big deal as clones for some reason don't have spirit energy meaning monsters don't rape them and they don't get enticed away by the enemy.


When the war ends the cloning is stopped and the surviving ones have to integrate into society, the face they all have being easily recognized by most MG's as one of the soulless abominations that fought against them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326157
Vengeance in Little Monster City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326156
I do it expecting no reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326171
Reminder that June did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326147
Trisha has been trying to lead Anon back down the path of giving up vengeance and letting go and choosing love instead, but going about it in the usual trickster way. She's doing a pretty good job of it, though trying to bust up the harem cost her a few claws.

Her sister is full on brain damaged and doesn't give a shit.

>>13326157
Vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326177
>Her sister is full on brain damaged and doesn't give a shit.
What happened with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326172
>"Perhaps I can give you a reward, my strong knight..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326182
MC almost beat her to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326185
No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326176
Shill harder, snakepoison junky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326191
So she's a vegetable now, and scared for life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326192
>"Are you sure? I can show you things no Wurm can even think of."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326091
It's fine.
I laced her cat nip with Cynade, Arsenic, Asbestos Radon, and Mute Grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325532
Don't bother, there's nothing that has been done or said to him that's worth apologizing for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326176
I'm waiting for the hints of her planning her own counterattack to play out.

>>13326182
He told her to stop fucking with him or else. She didn't, laughed in his face and he basically beat her stupid. She'd got brain injury type problems like short term memory loss, lack of focus, headaches, and even aphasia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326112
>Reminding me Bimbos in time was a thing.
Why would you do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326212
Never forget or forgive anon, that's how we become stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326200
Very sure.
>>13326201
That's a bit extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326226
>"Awww...Well then, how about some tea?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326165
They can only bulk so much, the witches are doing their best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326211
>he basically beat her stupid. She'd got brain injury type problems like short term memory loss, lack of focus, headaches, and even aphasia.
Holy shit, that's insane.

Why do people like the protag again? He was bullied as a kid so he decided to maim Monster Girls for life and do insane shit. He might as well be the Hatred guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326230
>Why does this tea taste like almonds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326230
Wurm is making me some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326237
>"Shhhh, it's fine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325558
>stay out of my hair and I'll stay out of yours
Literally nobody has talked about you until this thread ever since you originally came here, if you view this as getting in your hair then you're more sensitive and bitchy than many of the people in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326234
It's torture porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326234
>Why do people like the protag again?
Well, I like the fact that it's not a "Hurr durr you got raped" story MC.

I will say that he's an idiot who keeps shooting himself in the foot though. But then again, flaws make good characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326234
It's ok when he does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326166
>"Aww, you're adorable. Let's smooch!"
>And then her lips were on his.
Well, that was sudden. Even anti-climatic, one might say. But then, that's drunkenness for ya. Happy to see this continued at long last.


Typo Check hour!

>Line 6: "Didn't except to see that. Ever"
Should be "expect"

>Line 36: and with ease she broke in half the thick sticks and dropped them into the over
Oven. Also "She broke in half the thick sticks" seems a tad awkward to me. Why not "She broke the thick sticks in half"? Might just be a matter of preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326177
Damn that's hard.
What happened to June? Is she's still doing her own thing, out of the picture, or did she become bottom bitch?

>>13326234
Monster girls are literally the devil in here.
His own step-mother is a succubus who charmed his father, sucked him almost dry of his life energy and literally cucks him every day with dozens of men in his own home. MC lives with them and has to see it happen every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326243
>"...Yeah, good luck with that, I saw her operate the toaster once."
>"Needless to say, it no longer exists in this plane of reality."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326234
If you read the scene it makes more sense. He basically forgives her of everything and just says it ends now, no more. Then she attacks him and says it's never going to stop because toying with him is the only thing somebody like him is good for.

He snaps and hits her where she already had a nasty head wound from June and tells her if she wants him to be this evil vicious thing then that's what she's going to get if she pulls shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326265
I will drink it all and call it delicious.

I have 911 on standby just in case though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326266
I guess one could argue that he went too far.

But I totally get why he snapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326257
I'll fix line 6, but the other one stays the way it is. Thanks though.
And I'm sorry their first kiss wasn't romantic or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326278
>And I'm sorry their first kiss wasn't romantic or anything.
Well, it's their own fault for getting drunk. Dumb teenagers.

And you should at least fix oven.
Or is it supposed to be "Dropped them into the over"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326269
>"Don't you worry, I'll make all your boo-boos go away..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326260
June is gearing up for a massive counterattack of her own. YBA said the next vote would affect it somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326266
Anon realize that he crippled her for life. At this point she'll be lucky if she has a life outside of her parent's house, let alone any actual life. Also bear in mind the characters are all high schoolers. Fucking kids. Her entire life is now fucked.

It's just way too much for me, and I don't get how no one else is phased by it. But I guess if >>13326251 and it's just a torture porn story, then OK I guess. I honestly enjoy Yukkuri, but not this, I don't know why though. I guess because Yukkuri are just pests and shitheads, while Monster Girls are still people with personalities, hopes, dreams, all that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326282
I didn't even notice that reading your post. Double-sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326286
No the people at the hospital will do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326291
Well okay then.

Nice little update, and looking forward to more whenever you get around to it again in the cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326288
I will lose my shit if that stupid snake wins at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326292
>"Silly you, my tongue can make all the pain go away, you'll see."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326295
There is no cycle. That would imply it had some rhyme or reason to it, beyond my need to cater to people's wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326296
>Not wanting her to win
She deserves to though, he fucked it, he married it. He should've thought twice before raping a monogamous snake because "Muh revengence.".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326290
>Anon realize that he crippled her for life.
Nah, the doctors even said they won't know the extent of the damage until she heals some. Right now she's acting like someone who's been a nasty car accident. She's fucking up her own recovery worse with everything she's doing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326286
How would your monster waifu react if she found out you got hurt at work when you got home?

How would she react if she found out you went to work the next day before your wound healed completely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326302
>Not saying: "Kukuku~ I didn't know you were into nurse-play, Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326302
They have guards at the hospital. Big meaty Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326304
>She deserves to though
Well, I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326307
>the doctors even said they won't know the extent of the damage until she heals some
Anon that's Doctor talk for "This bitch is fucked"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326311
>Not saying: "Shishishi~"
I guess we both still have much to learn.

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu laugh?

Mine goes GAKAKAKAKA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326322
Whats a classic Christmas Cake/Ojou-sama Laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326314
>"But can they do the impossible, see the invisible?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326316
>This bitch is fucked
That describes her pre-head trauma, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326324
The ojou laugh goes either "ohohoho" or possibly "wahahaha"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326322
Like Pucca

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326308
>How would she react if she found out you went to work the next day before your wound healed completely?

Whatever, she's not my boss. Besides, somebody has to bring home the bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326288
Fucking poison-snake better not fuck things up more than they are already fucked.

>>13326307
Is Anon trying to get her into the harem, or are neither interested to see the other again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326328
>ojou laugh
Arguably the worst type of laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326325
...no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326290
I'm with you. I've read pretty much the whole thing and I hate the MC, his cronies, the people he's fighting, just about everyone except for the jabberwock. The viper's okay, I guess, but just barely, and Trish is more caught up with things than aggravating them, but she's still very difficult to like.

It's good torture porn if you like that stuff, everyone's got their tastes, but trying to justify anything almost anyone in that story does is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13323656
This picture will always look awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13325520
Well it's good to see you're still working and not dead or Tottori'd away to /a/ and not coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326335
What's it like to be wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326336
>"In that case, I'll see you soon~♥."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326338
>The viper's okay
You must be more fucked in the head than a catgirl with brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326327
I did like seeing some of her fucked-up reasoning in the last update where she just rejects the whole monster love instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326338
>The viper's okay
No, I'm sorry, but NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326353
I must remember to ask them to place a guard in my room. Then again Wurm's tea could just be disgusting this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326322

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffiiYPg5qSc

Like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326352
I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326338
Reminder that the stranger turning points have all been CYOA. That people even forget every critical decision was made by vote speaks pretty well of the story to me in terms of character consistency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326322
A loud, boisterous and sometimes slurred Wario WAHAHAHAHA laugh; not something you would find in a delicate monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326030
The Catty Shack-
>I already moved on
Fucking A Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326354
>>13326357
she's only 'okay' in that the volume of things happening to her has outweighed what she's dished out. I don't like her as a character, but at least she isn't a completely foul existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13326360
>That style of laugh
Absolutely terrible, the most annoying and shit laugh a character can have in an Anime or Manga.