The Last of Us: Remastered Edition Drama-free MG Collection: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:06:10 2015 No.13333256 [Reply] [Original]

The Last of Us: Remastered Edition

Drama-free MG Collection:
http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:06:40 2015 No.13333260
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Not so Drama-free other Collections:

Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770

Monster Girl Wordpress:
https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:06:46 2015 No.13333261 >Matango >Didn't even get the title in You dun FUCKED IT UP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:07:33 2015 No.13333263 Fuck anyone sperging over wrong titles. Wait, you didn't even USE the words "monster girl" anywhere. Way to go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:07:46 2015 No.13333265 >>13333256 And I even told you not to fuck it up. For fucks sake OP, you suck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:07:46 2015 No.13333266 >>13333256 Off to a wondrous start already...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:08:50 2015 No.13333270 >>13333265 It wasn't me who made this thread. He got in in before me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:09:06 2015 No.13333271 >>13333261 Yep. The comment was amusing, but he fucked it up. Someone make a new one. It's still within a reasonable amount of time at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:09:10 2015 No.13333273 >>13333256 >No Monster Girl Thread on subject. >Not a single 'Monster Girl' in the entire OP.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:09:22 2015 No.13333275

>>13333238
You know, reading your comment, I got a thought.

People going on and on about MGE are like bible thumpers. Everything written is completely and utterly the truth. Should something be contradictory to another part, they pick and choose which they find most agreeable. Anything gay is a blasphemous sin and goes against the bible. Gays are not allowed, all monstergirls must lust for dick and serve man, obey his every command, etc.

The parallels are startling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:09:38 2015 No.13333276 >>13333256 Not even the best mushroom girl, sigh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:09:40 2015 No.13333277 >>13333270 Nevermind then. OP is still a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:09:55 2015 No.13333278 >>13333275 I already made that analogy a few days ago. This is theft!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:10:39 2015 No.13333283 What new OC warrants making another thread? I'm not seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:10:51 2015 No.13333284 Should I make a new thread before this one gets full?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:11:08 2015 No.13333285 >>13333256 >Matango >Not Monster Girl Thread on the subject You did this on purpose, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:11:23 2015 No.13333286 >>13333275 >>13333278 /mgt/ is Westboro Baptist Church? Maybe we should be moved to /pol/ after all...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:11:41 2015 No.13333288 >>13333256 you mushRUINED this thread already

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:11:42 2015 No.13333289 >>13333284 Let's not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:11:52 2015 No.13333290 >>13333284 I don't think so. /jp/ goers will get mad, and we don't want that. Also, it's already been like 3 minutes. They'll know we were like, >This one sucks, let's make a new one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:12:07 2015 No.13333293 >>13333285 >>13333273 >>13333261 Who are you guys quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:12:14 2015 No.13333294 >matango That's new.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:12:37 2015 No.13333295 File: 334 KB, 700x994, Hatter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well you messed up OP. I'm not even one of the autists who demands a title in everything, but you forgot to put "monster girl" anywhere in the OP. Superior Mushroom girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:13:08 2015 No.13333298 >>13333295 I wonder what would happen if you nibbled on the rim of her hat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:13:58 2015 No.13333303 >>13333298 It would be very trippy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:14:05 2015 No.13333304 >>13333298 If she's still wearing it it will taste like mercury and mushrooms. If she isn't wearing it it will taste like regular hat for some reason.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:14:34 2015 No.13333307

>>13333290
You aren't completely wrong, but it doesn't even mention MGs at all, which will make it more of a pain to find if you have to restart or come into the thread later. Hell, I'd be ok with OP deleting this and making the same one with an actual title or mention of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:14:57 2015 No.13333310 >>13333295 >Spoiler Damn right!

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:15:10 2015 No.13333311
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>>13333227
I wish to make Cher Khan, the Jinko. Posh. Intimidating. Cruel. And loves to toy with people.

>I shall give you a sporting chance, man
>A full ten seconds head start
>And please do give me a challenge
>I weed out the lesser men in my jungle
>Bad for the gene pool you know
>The Khan only desires the best for her consort
>And patience has been growing thin

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:15:15 2015 No.13333313 >>13333298 You probably shouldn't do that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:16:54 2015 No.13333315 >>13333311 >French foreign legion >Retreating This pisses me off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:17:22 2015 No.13333317 >>13333315 Whom are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:17:49 2015 No.13333320 File: 507 KB, 582x823, ee68aa48878ccaff6f92c749a21a6a0e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Red haired, dark skinned, tall and muscular monster girl bokukkos who are also Christmas Cakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:17:56 2015 No.13333321 >>13333315 You have seen The Mummy right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:19:03 2015 No.13333322 >>13333307 >>13333290 >>13333284 Remember the words in the OP, the last of us, just crtl that, damn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:19:27 2015 No.13333323 >go to Molten Core >there are 4 Hellhound girls >must make them all orgasm within 10 seconds or they respawn WHAT DO YOU DO?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:20:03 2015 No.13333325

>>13333321
No, but I know that's the scene where the Pharaoh's army is charging them, right?
It still doesn't make sense, the foreign legion are brutally trained and are some of the hardest motherfuckers around.
No way in hell would they retreat when something that serious was going down.
>>13333323
Stop playing video games that quit being relevant in 2004.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:20:04 2015 No.13333326 >>13333320 >Christmas Cake Bokukos Not sure if want. All the rest 100% though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:20:55 2015 No.13333329 >>13333323 Aren't corehounds packs of five? I don't remember all that well. And why would them orgasming kill them? Just say they pacify or something and let you pass. Who would be Magmadar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:20:57 2015 No.13333330 >>13333320 Put your hand on the tits and look at the face. Ya see it? That's what we call MANFACE, if it weren't for the tits I'd have thought that was a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:21:04 2015 No.13333331 >>13333322 Sure, but do you really expect us to put like 6 words into a box, when OP couldn't even do 3?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:21:18 2015 No.13333332 >>13333325 Benny's a cowardly thief who was in all likelihood, forced into service, or got dragged along or something. I forget the exact circumstances, if they were ever stated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:21:21 2015 No.13333334 >>13333322 And the people that wont know what to search for because they are asleep or at work? Well, at this point it's too late. Just gotta hope the next OP isn't such a fucking dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:22:18 2015 No.13333338 >>13333325 The guy running like hell is Benny, the complete coward of the show. Everybody else stood their ground and died, except O'Connell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:23:20 2015 No.13333340 File: 385 KB, 695x850, 0cc8159eed55044f079b29c5842eaef4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333326 Do you prefer red haired, dark skinned, tall and muscular monster girl Ara~aras?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:23:56 2015 No.13333341

>>13333331
Be better than OP. Or risk the wrath of the natives, I don't give a shit.

>>13333334
If they have any brains, they know that this shit happens sometimes, will look in the catalog like good monster lovers. Not like any of us would overlook a fucking matango OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:24:20 2015 No.13333343 >>13333330 >MANFACE You're delusional Anon, that's the face of a woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:24:49 2015 No.13333345 >>13333340 I actually prefer younger girls. Both those gals are perfection, but I'd probably lean a bit more to the left.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:24:57 2015 No.13333346
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>>13333330
The only thing separating your so-called 'manface' in anime is the eyes. Thinner for guys, larger for women. Coincidentally, thinner eyes also denotes age.

This is why women ages 16-40 all look the same in anime, unless they thin for stylistic purposes - IE the girls in Black Lagoon when they get their murderboners nice and throbbing.

This reason is also why 'traps' are literally just women that we're told are girls. The flat, reduced feature set of anime is extremely limiting.

In short, take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:26:11 2015 No.13333350 >>13333341 Yeah, or they look for the thread with the most replies. Still, if you don't care enough to not even put "Monster girl thread" in the title, don't bother making a thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:26:12 2015 No.13333351 >>13333346 Oh great you again. You could at least post pretty monstergirls you stupid fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:26:59 2015 No.13333352 File: 401 KB, 704x800, 120fe64abbe4ff24ce3d9062534e8308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333345 Have more then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:27:49 2015 No.13333356 >>13333346 Now THAT is a manface, >>13333330.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:28:39 2015 No.13333357 >>13333343 Do it. Do what I said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:28:58 2015 No.13333358 >>13333346 look mom I posted the same ugly fuck again!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:29:24 2015 No.13333361 Now I have to go watch The Mummy again and write a desert girl themed short. Thanks. Really

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:29:35 2015 No.13333362 >>13333352 Perfection from head to toe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:29:58 2015 No.13333363 >>13333362 But you can't even see her feet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:30:24 2015 No.13333364 >>13333357 Delusional

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:31:01 2015 No.13333368 >>13333364 Did you do it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:31:07 2015 No.13333370 >Writing new story >Its gonna be a comedy >Manage to kick myself right in the feels. Well shoot, guess I need to think of purring chechire kittens for a while

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:31:16 2015 No.13333371 >>13333363 Fine then, from head to thigh. But I've no reason to believe the rest of her legs and her feet are any less perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:33:20 2015 No.13333377 >>13333368 I did. Your concept of femininity is eschewed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:33:26 2015 No.13333378 Lanternon did a stealth update today: http://pastebin.com/wter2S2Z

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:34:02 2015 No.13333379 >>13333370 Werecats are adorable. >>13333377 How do you feel about >>13333346 ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:34:04 2015 No.13333380 File: 111 KB, 450x485, 1420071446733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333346 >The only thing separating your so-called 'manface' in anime is the eyes. Thinner for guys, larger for women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:35:15 2015 No.13333388 Reminder MG High VN translations never

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:35:53 2015 No.13333389 >>13333380 Honestly that looks more like a guy to me than either of the pics the other guy posted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:36:44 2015 No.13333393 >>13333389 >Calling Momoyo a guy Nigger I will kill you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:36:57 2015 No.13333394 >>13333380 Is that a guy or a girl, I legit can't tell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:37:48 2015 No.13333398 MG go home to /d/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:37:56 2015 No.13333400 >>13333380 Is that Momoya or am I just seeing it because I played it last month?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:38:23 2015 No.13333402 >>13333377 No man, if you cover the tits, the face looks like your average cocky edgemaster character, or a maou MC. It's fine if you don't see it, I guess, but it's there. You're lucky I haven't read manga in a while, or I would post an example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:39:06 2015 No.13333405 >>13333400 Whoops. I fucked the name up. I thought it sounded off. Well, her route wasn't all that great, so it doesn't surprise me.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:39:51 2015 No.13333408

>>13333311
Now I'm imagining a MGE version of The Mummy where Imhotep is a busty mummy girl with a bunch of fairy sized Khepri minions.
>"Is she supposed to look like that", "No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still..." *O' Connell stares at mummy's crouch*"Juicy"
>*Khepri full body hugging Johnathan's dick* "Do something! Do Something" *pulls out knife* "Not that! Not That!"
>"Oh my God it's a... it's a sarcophagus. Buried at the base of Anubis. She must have been someone of great importance. Or she did something *very* naughty."
>"What do you mean bugs? I hate bugs!" *Kephris around the corner start sobbing*

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:40:19 2015 No.13333411 [SPOILER]

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>>13333361
>You will never hear rumors from the desert city that a ruins nearby is famed for its overflowing abundance of riches and treasures
>But too many people are afraid to traverse its depths because of the ghastly noises that come from within
>You will never mark yourself as brave enough to venture through, and indeed visit said ruins
>You will never make it halfway down the ruins and hear a faint but certainly audible noise:
>"OOOOOOOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!!"
>You will never be surprised, yet underwhelmed that this is the thing most people have feared, and keep going
>The small fear you feel from the noise getting increasingly louder as you traverse deeper and deeper will never grow until you make it to the bottom
>You will never find yourself only a door away from the source of the ghastly noise you've been hearing
>You will never peek inside to see an Apophis decked in gold jewelry, praising herself in front of a mirror, surrounded by mountains of treasure.
>"My, do I not look absolutely gorgeous! I'm sure if I wanted, I could win the heart of the prince of this land."
>"Surely the Pharaoh wouldn't stand a chance in the face of my beauty."
>"OOOOOOOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:41:23 2015 No.13333414 >>13333408 >Kephris around the corner start sobbing Damn it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:41:37 2015 No.13333416
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>>13333379
She has more 'masculine' features but is till noticeable female. The eyelashes are clearly longer than those of manly men drawn by the artist and her jawline is not as pronounced.

Just because you're accustomed to see women drawn hyper-feminine and same face doesn't mean that a feminine face can't have stronger features.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:42:04 2015 No.13333419 >>13333408 And then the sequel, where she acsends to legit Pharaoh status and commands legions of Girtablilu. Seriously, the sequel made me terrified of scorpions. Not that they're not already scary-looking anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:42:07 2015 No.13333420 >>13333411 >Apophis who feels inferior dressing herself up and praising herself in front of the mirror Adorable, though she would need to lose the laugh for me to want her.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:42:13 2015 No.13333421
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>>13333389
>>13333394
Behead those who insult nee-san

>>13333405
>her route wasn't all that great
Especially you. You will go to Hell, and the bad one, without hot succubi and such

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:42:25 2015 No.13333422 >>13333323 Go for superior Lava Golems.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:42:39 2015 No.13333423 >>13333408 >Book of Life >Book of the Dead >She's a mummy that upgraded to delicious brown lich

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:43:13 2015 No.13333424 >>13333408 Now, where would an Anubis Girl fit into all this? Female Ardeth? >>13333411 Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:43:33 2015 No.13333425 >>13333421 Shit VN is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:44:13 2015 No.13333429 >>13333423 >Delicious Brown Lich LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A WINNER.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:44:31 2015 No.13333430 >>13333416 Seriously, enough of that ugly bitch. Take that shit to tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:44:44 2015 No.13333431 >>13333421 What VN is that even?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:45:26 2015 No.13333435 File: 105 KB, 500x600, oomukadoc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Threadly dose

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:46:06 2015 No.13333436 >>13333420 >You wouldn't a monster girl with the laugh of a true queen like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffiiYPg5qSc Anon, that's understandable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:46:18 2015 No.13333437 >>13333411 4/10 would leave without making contact

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:46:40 2015 No.13333438 >>13333421 Even Chris had better moments than her, and I ctrl'd through most of Chris. How does that feel? Honestly, it's a shame. I liked her as a character, but her route was just... not fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:46:46 2015 No.13333440 >>13333402 That's because those characters are drawn with more feminine features to denote their edgy teenager look to differentiate them from manlier characters, not because the features themselves are exclusive to men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:46:46 2015 No.13333441 >>13333436 >Naga Saints preserve us, no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:47:14 2015 No.13333445 >>13333435 Thanks Doc

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:47:30 2015 No.13333446

>>13333416
I'm glad at least one person agrees with me. I like her stronger, more 'handsome' features. Gives her an aura of strength and makes it all the cuter when she's drawn spazzing out from being forced into something 'girly.'

>>13333421
Don't you have to play through all the other routes to get hers? And I thought hers wasn't translated yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:47:44 2015 No.13333447 >>13333430 Don't listen to this guy. Post more of this beauty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:48:56 2015 No.13333451 >>13333447 She got posted plenty in the other threads, let's try to keep resposts down a tiny bit, yes? Here's the artist's pixiv. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1114060

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:48:59 2015 No.13333453 >>13333446 >I'm glad at least one person agrees with me. I like her stronger, more 'handsome' features. So do I. Have more?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:49:19 2015 No.13333455 >>13333416 >>13333447 I mean, continue if you want, within reason, but otherwise, I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:50:20 2015 No.13333457 >>13333451 Oh, sorry. I don't normally post in this general. I just love Black Lagoon and she caught that part of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:50:40 2015 No.13333458 >>13333453 >>13333451

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:51:11 2015 No.13333460 File: 145 KB, 689x1000, DesertLich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333423 >>13333429 Ask, and you shall receive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:51:14 2015 No.13333461 File: 601 KB, 1200x1129, 45764229_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:52:16 2015 No.13333463 >>13333380 >>13333400 >>13333421 Miyako>Yukie>Christie>Margit>Stacy>Wanko>Kokoro>the rest

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:52:31 2015 No.13333466 >>13333416 I'm into musclegirls and that "girl" is fucking disgusting. Anyway, stop spamming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:52:34 2015 No.13333467 >>13333461 Wat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:52:57 2015 No.13333468 File: 226 KB, 500x600, Oomukade.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333461 Why is she so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:53:36 2015 No.13333472 >>13333460 2P Color Fag. Bless ye. This is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:53:47 2015 No.13333473 >>13333466 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:54:11 2015 No.13333474 >>13333460 Holy shit she looks alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:54:16 2015 No.13333475 >>13333460 I think that may be a bit darker than Imhotep is in the movie, but still DAYUM!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:54:37 2015 No.13333477 >>13333461 I can't tell if his eyes are shut, or wide open with extremely dilated pupils.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:54:59 2015 No.13333479 >>13333460 So fucking nice. Gotta love a delicious brown kuudere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:55:11 2015 No.13333480 >>13333461 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:55:14 2015 No.13333481 >>13333466 Not spamming and I already stopped posting her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:55:21 2015 No.13333482 >>13333472 Ain't no thang. >>13333474 That's why I didn't want to make a brown one, but who am I to deny you that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:55:24 2015 No.13333483 >>13333460 Oh shit...Oh damn, I'll be in my bunk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:55:24 2015 No.13333484 >>13333460 This is possibly the best recolor I've seen you do. I still won't let you live down Pudimetz though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:55:32 2015 No.13333486 File: 492 KB, 809x1145, b743268bdaaf01efe45738eb1161c90c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333463 >Miyako first Already wrong >>13333460 Can you use these colors with the vampire?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:56:21 2015 No.13333490 >>13333484 One of these days anon... >>13333486 I'll put it in my doc, cause I'm gonna hit the hay soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:56:35 2015 No.13333492 >>13333457 Hutago is def in my top favorite artists. I wish I could commission him for something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:57:42 2015 No.13333496 >>13333490 >I'll put it in my doc, cause I'm gonna hit the hay soon Thanks in advance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 23:59:15 2015 No.13333501 File: 169 KB, 910x1200, PUDI_PUDI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333490 It will never go away Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:00:22 2015 No.13333505 >>13333501 Death will set me free. captcha, how is that pasta? How?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:02:32 2015 No.13333510 >>13333505 >Spoiler I'm fairly certain that once it showed me a picture of bread, and let me get away with selecting what I realized was salmon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:04:16 2015 No.13333515 >>13333482 I didn't say it was bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:04:25 2015 No.13333516 >>13333510 >bread == salmon It's basically the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:05:16 2015 No.13333519 >>13333486 >Miyako not first Since when do gays post here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:05:35 2015 No.13333520 >>13333515 Maybe, but I always felt it would take away from the "undeadness", if that makes any sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:08:33 2015 No.13333532 File: 248 KB, 601x850, cb18929b48666b7989cf7894e9c84a13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333520 Still not hating it. You just can't go wrong with brown. In both senses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:09:57 2015 No.13333535 >>13333519 It's ok anon, at least you got the second place correctly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:10:01 2015 No.13333536 File: 164 KB, 948x1289, 0a24ef68b5ce5726a7cfb6835d26631a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333532 Brown and red a best. What are Anon physical preferences in monster girls? Not counting monster parts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:10:18 2015 No.13333537 >>13333532 I wish I could bring myself to buy her figures. But the Who-face always turns me off 'em.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:11:06 2015 No.13333540 >>13333532 Looking at my gallery, I have no room to argue that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:11:44 2015 No.13333543 Posted this fairly late last thread, I think, and I just want to know, how would your waifu react to you grabbing her pussy lips, manipulating them like lips on a mouth, and doing a funny voice for it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:11:46 2015 No.13333544 >>13333536 I like 'em short, small breasted, and with lovely hips, with the thighs and ass that accompany them. Can't really tell how tall she is, but that Oni right there is pretty close to the mark for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:12:18 2015 No.13333546 >>13333536 Not enough muscle, needs to bulk and lift. Bulk and lift. Bulk and lift until she's nice and big.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:12:49 2015 No.13333547 File: 2.67 MB, 1800x2495, dbed25cc609a9cf079fb57475c279f36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's ok to post these two here, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:13:31 2015 No.13333549 >>13333543 She's a vampire, so she would get super embarrassed and pissed, then kick me away from her sputtering how nobility should not behave in such a manner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:15:45 2015 No.13333554 >>13333547 Technically yes but the MGE enforcers might go ballistic on your ass. Post under your own risk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:16:51 2015 No.13333558 >>13333543 I don't know, she isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:16:52 2015 No.13333559 >>13333547 >/jp/ >monster girls. It's cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:18:00 2015 No.13333561 >>13333256 I spent half an hour searching for the /mgg/ because this abortion of a thread didn't have a proper title. Thanks OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:18:58 2015 No.13333563 >>13333554 People post touhou stuff all the time, it really isn't that big a deal. A few threads of posting them and people should quiet down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:20:17 2015 No.13333565 >>13333561 Half an hour searching for a thread with a monstergirl in the OP that's been at the top of the board? Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:20:40 2015 No.13333567 File: 789 KB, 720x960, 79fe350077fbadf2cbb621fe9e4da3aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333546 You only want her to bulk up so that she is able to rape you even harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:21:21 2015 No.13333568 >>13333561 >Not searching by reply count I mean I agree, OP is a faggot, but really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:21:54 2015 No.13333570 >>13333563 >A few threads of posting them Why exactly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:22:40 2015 No.13333573 >>13333543 Probably the same deadpan reaction she usually has. >>13333547 I still listen to their theme every now and then. That OST, man.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:23:34 2015 No.13333575

>>13333570
Not necessarily one after another like a dumper, but when you want to or they're relevant, post them and refuse to give in to the "MGE iz law" shitposters.

I'm not at all advocating for constant posting of them every thread, if that's what you got out of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:23:42 2015 No.13333576 >>13333567 Son, those abs are gonna be licked and that ass groped. All before I pump her full of seed and cuddle her.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:27:01 2015 No.13333584

>>13333549
>Little does she know, anon has been taking ventriloquism classes
>Makes her pussy talk
>"It's okay, just because we're nobility doesn't mean we can't cut loose every once in a while"
"Stop that! How are you doing that?!"
>"Doing what? It's just me, Mingey! Why, we've been together since you were born! Surely you haven't forgotten me? Did you hit your head?
"Anon..."
>OH! Anon is here? It's kind of hard to see with these dark lacey things in front of me. Are these for Anon? You naughty girl".
>Her face gets even redder
>"Oh sorry, did I ruin the surprise? No matter, I'm sure Anon will appreciate them. Anon, I could tell you stories about this giiiirl...
>"Restless little thing, fingers touching me everywhere before you got here, always making such a mess, why this one time she shoved her hand in me all the way to the wrist..."

And then anon woke up with a concussion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:27:05 2015 No.13333585 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:29:53 2015 No.13333591 >>13333575 >"MGE iz law" shitposters. Are you that yuri pushing faggot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:31:07 2015 No.13333592 >>13333591 Not him, but shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:36:18 2015 No.13333606 >>13333592 We don't allow NTR. Or futa and torture, like VH. Or vore and unbirth, like MGQ. Or monsterboys, like EMG. MGE might not be "the law" but it's damn close.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:37:16 2015 No.13333611 >>13333606 Why are you using so many spoilers It makes you look like even more of a retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:37:58 2015 No.13333612 >>13333591 Yeah, that's what I figured he was actually bitching about, since a lot of MGs themselves are accepted here, just didn't see a point bringing it up. >>13333584 Alright, that's pretty amusing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:39:56 2015 No.13333619 >>13333606 >We I think not, anon. There are many opinions here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:41:44 2015 No.13333622 >>13333619 I hope you are not implying such things are welcome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:42:51 2015 No.13333623 File: 382 KB, 700x768, 1384755757770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wan wan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:43:53 2015 No.13333630 File: 414 KB, 700x818, 32799610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:44:11 2015 No.13333631 >>13333623 Fuck off. >inb4 replying to bait AHH Shut up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:44:27 2015 No.13333633 >>13333585 Everyday you make me sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:45:57 2015 No.13333637 >>13333630 DO NOT WANT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:46:08 2015 No.13333640 >>13333622 Maybe not to you, anon. There are all sorts in these threads. To claim this or that are universally loathed is a very false presumption. >>13333623 She's got a hell of a package.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:47:32 2015 No.13333645 >>13333584 this but mrs. happy. Top hat and all

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:48:11 2015 No.13333646 >>13333622 >I hope you are not implying such things are welcome. Fuck off thread police

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:48:25 2015 No.13333647 >>13333640 >to you You haven't even baited the hooks. Don't even try to pretend this isn't bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:49:13 2015 No.13333649 >>13333647 Fuck off with your shitty memes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:49:25 2015 No.13333650 >>13333646 Post futa and monsterboys, I dare you motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:50:16 2015 No.13333653 >>13333650 We got a tough guy over here! >>13333623 The fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:50:23 2015 No.13333655 >>13333650 >provoking the dude into posting monsterboys Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:51:20 2015 No.13333658 >>13333653 >The fuck is this A Hellhound. With a big fat meaty futa-dick to stretch out her Master's innards~

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:51:37 2015 No.13333660 >>13333655 He won't, because he knows he's talking out of his ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:51:51 2015 No.13333661 File: 80 KB, 625x474, i wont delete it either.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333650

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:51:56 2015 No.13333663 >>13333650 What exactly are you going to do about it? Shit up the thread further? If you dont like something ignore it but dont tell other people what they can and cant post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:52:05 2015 No.13333664 >>13333658 Is it at least knotted?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:53:33 2015 No.13333670 File: 35 KB, 700x461, 298170_large (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder spiders are shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:53:45 2015 No.13333671 >>13333585 >>13333623 >>13333647 >>13333650 >>13333661 >>13333664 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:53:51 2015 No.13333673 >>13333663 Read the rules, lurk more, cry about it. I'm not gonna ignore shit,, if it doesn't go here it gets the fuck out.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:54:23 2015 No.13333675

>>13333664
I don't know.

I've not actually read the scene, and VH has this thing of "Telling, not showing" certain details of MGs.

Kind of a gripe I have with the game. It works in some cases. Like when a vicious spider-girl is slicing you up with her razor sharp legs in the text, you just see her giving you an awesome titfuck in the CGs.
Other cases, it works against the game, like when there's a Mimic who's supposedly got the world's greatest ass that's all up in your face, which you don't see in the CGs because you're stuck in her chest with your legs dangling out, and that's all you see!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:55:01 2015 No.13333677 >>13333670 >Saying spiders are shit >While posting one of the best spiders Nigga, look...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:55:02 2015 No.13333678 >>13333673 I think you need to take it easy, bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:55:24 2015 No.13333681 >>13333670 But she was the best character in the movie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:55:25 2015 No.13333682 >>13333671 WHAT?! Did you step on a lego? >>13333670 I hate spiders, but come on, you can't hate her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:55:46 2015 No.13333685 >>13333673 Wow take a look at this Hothead

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:57:11 2015 No.13333689 File: 311 KB, 886x724, will delete.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333673

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:57:46 2015 No.13333691

>>13333675
I bet it's got a big knot on it that makes sure she can't pull out for at least an hour.

Same deal with the Sphinx/Anubis/Whatever thing in the fourth game.

Ah well, I'm probably never going to ever read through VH. The handful of girls I'm interested in are behind giant walls of nope as far as I'm concerned. Unless there's some saves out there that let you jump to every fight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 00:59:57 2015 No.13333701 >>13333675 >>13333691 HELP

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:01:14 2015 No.13333710 >>13333701 Just report them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:01:55 2015 No.13333715 >>13333710 For what, exactly? Upsetting you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:02:41 2015 No.13333723 >>13333691 Anubis. Ears are a pretty big give away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:02:53 2015 No.13333724 >>13333710 Stop abusing the report system you dumb shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:02:59 2015 No.13333726 >>13333715 Here's your reply.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:03:59 2015 No.13333737 >>13333724 >>13333689

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:04:03 2015 No.13333738 >>13333710 report them for what? They haven't broken a single rule

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:05:09 2015 No.13333740 >>13333737 Funny, I made that post too. Anyway, I don't think you belong here if you keep treating the report button as a downvote button.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:06:23 2015 No.13333745 >>13333320 Red scales on Dragons sure are pretty. A very definite number two for scale colors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:07:06 2015 No.13333747 >>13333745 But Anon, that would mean tolerating other people liking what they don't! How can you expect them to do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:08:53 2015 No.13333755 >>13333747 I'm not sure I get how your post relates to mine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:09:08 2015 No.13333757 File: 841 KB, 711x995, smtt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you like your elves? Virgin? Slightly used? Experienced? Free roaming or caught? Vanilla, brown, blue, or something more exotic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:09:35 2015 No.13333759 >>13333755 Misquote, meant for >>13333740

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:09:51 2015 No.13333760 >>13333757 >How do you like your elves? I don't. But they're chill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:10:13 2015 No.13333761 >>13333757 Gone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:10:25 2015 No.13333763 >>13333757 Virgin, Caught, Brown. Or Experienced, Free Roaming, Blue or Grey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:10:48 2015 No.13333765 >>13333757 Dark, kinky and lewd, free in body and spirit. Especially spirit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:11:18 2015 No.13333766 >>13333757 brown and lewd

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:11:20 2015 No.13333767 >>13333757 Turned into Dracoliches

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:11:27 2015 No.13333769 >>13333760 What's not to like? They're pretty and soft, very bulliable and trainable. Sounds good to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:11:53 2015 No.13333772 >>13333767 I'm so going to write one of those one day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:12:27 2015 No.13333773 >>13333767 Wut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:13:00 2015 No.13333776 >>13333767 >>13333772 Dracoliches a Best. Seemlessly combines two of the best things, Dragons, and Liches. We need more of 'em. >>13333765 How free?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:13:55 2015 No.13333779 >>13333765 >especially spirit Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:14:21 2015 No.13333781 >>13333776 >We need more of 'em That is correct. I wish I had it in me. >how free I want her to be bound by nothing but her heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:14:41 2015 No.13333783 >>13333767 IF I WANTED A DRACOLICH I'D GET A DRACOLICH. >>13333765 >kinky Specify the quantity of kinkiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:15:38 2015 No.13333786 >>13333781 As >>13333783 puts it, specify. What would she do with her freedom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:16:08 2015 No.13333789 I just don't like having to read things that don't offend me. I'm going to email the mod with my list of suggestions from our general. Hopefully /jp/ gets its rules updated shortly thereafter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:16:18 2015 No.13333790 >>13333783 >Specify Like Ally from Sunstone. She'd make a great Dark Elf. >>13333786 Get creative, duh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:18:00 2015 No.13333796 >>13333789 >I just don't like having to read things that don't offend me. ???

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:18:58 2015 No.13333797 >>13333790 >Ally from Sunstone That's pretty kinky. Would you want her as geeky? I can't wait for Vol.2

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:21:00 2015 No.13333801 >>13333796 That was probably a freudian slip. People on all sides love bitching about things, after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:21:01 2015 No.13333802 >>13333797 >as geeky Of course, that's like half the charm. >Vol. 2 Next month anon. Next month.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:21:11 2015 No.13333803 File: 528 KB, 700x900, FUCK YEAH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did somebody say FREEDOM? Cause I think somebody said FREEDOM!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:22:08 2015 No.13333804 >>13333796 My guess is he meant to say that it was going to be "Reading things that offend me" but he needs a thicker skin. >>13333803 Freedom awoo is a nice awoo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:22:38 2015 No.13333806 >>13333803 Freedumb-kun eats Wurm poop because he thinks it's soft served ice cream!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:23:08 2015 No.13333807 >>13333803 What the hell is this? Red Momiji?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:25:50 2015 No.13333811 >>13333806 >freedumb Bitch slave pls, when was the last time you even saw sunlight? Keep being cattle while I enjoy my freedom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:26:57 2015 No.13333813 >>13333811 But Freedumb-kun, that's silly! There's plenty of sunlight in the garden! Otherwise the flowers would wilt!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:28:53 2015 No.13333815 >>13333813 Full-Spectrum bulbs don't count as sunlight Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:28:59 2015 No.13333816 >>13333813 The projection your slaver put in the room after you tried to tear your throat out? That doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:29:57 2015 No.13333819 >>13333803 I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as monsters, are in fact, monster girls, or as I've recently taken to calling them, mamono.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:30:10 2015 No.13333820 >>13333816 Why would I ever try to do such a thing, silly-billy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:33:00 2015 No.13333825 File: 150 KB, 1200x1000, 1420215728208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about we forget the endless arguments between Freedumb and Slavery and talk about whether this Snake is fat from food or pregnancy?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:33:30 2015 No.13333826

>>13333275
As long as it's close enough to the canon, it really shouldn't matter too much. The personalities and appearances can vary, but what's on the Encyclopedia is the usual for the species.

If you want gays, there are alps, born men but became women as a result of Demonic Energy and their own desire for men. Them lusting for dick is the result of the New Demon Lord being a succubus. Some MGs do not obey men's commands like Amazons and Dark Elves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:33:43 2015 No.13333827 >>13333825 How about you stop desperately trying to force subjects? Just an idea, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:33:58 2015 No.13333828 You know the phrase "the worm has turned," right? What happens when the Wurm turns?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:35:43 2015 No.13333831 >>13333827 How about you stop being a big meanie-pants? >>13333828 We are reminded that she really should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:36:14 2015 No.13333832 >>13333828 You best hope she gets distracted easily enough so she doesn't crush you in an instant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:36:43 2015 No.13333835 >>13333825 Her upper body is fine, but something about her snake half just disgusts me. Actual disgust. I don't even know what it is. I see worse all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:37:27 2015 No.13333837 >>13333835 >no fat chicks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:37:33 2015 No.13333838 File: 416 KB, 1024x1024, 1422853596438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well shit /mgt/, your daughter has started teething and she's feeling bitey, what do you do?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:37:35 2015 No.13333839

>>13333819
I believe you misquoted.

>>13333820
Because that's the only power you have. Because your life is a howling abyss of despair, one that you made yourself when you decided to place yourself in the hands of others. You let them take your freedom. There's a dumb kun here allright, and I just replied to him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:38:06 2015 No.13333840 >>13333835 The texture. It makes her look like half a slug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:38:15 2015 No.13333841 >>13333838 Chew toy and headpats.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:39:38 2015 No.13333849
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>>13333838
Same thing I do with kittens and puppies. I stick a finger in her mouth and bear with her.
>>13333839
>howling abyss of despair
I think you're a little confused. Does this look like the face of evil to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:40:09 2015 No.13333850 >>13333837 No, if that were the case the other fat images that get posted here to fuck with people would have the same effect, but they don't. >>13333840 Oh god. Maybe you're right. How the fuck did they manage that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:40:26 2015 No.13333851 >>13333840 You're right, that picture does look like a slug. Now if they drew proper scales on it, that wouldn't be so off putting

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:41:35 2015 No.13333856 >>13333828 You know how in rpgs, Dragon monsters will turn around and whack you with their tail? Imagine that, but with at least 5 people standing in close proximity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:42:50 2015 No.13333861 >>13333838 >Bitey Anubi Puppies I pray my heart doesn't give out before my arm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:43:03 2015 No.13333862 >>13333839 There really are monsters, and these people are slaying them, but they are just a part of the system the demon lord uses. Girls are the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machin

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:43:07 2015 No.13333863 >>13333849 >evil >not being beautiful in order to seduce Yep, dumb. And she looks like an slut that needs her face shot off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:43:49 2015 No.13333866 >>13333863 Wow. Nice edge you've got there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:43:50 2015 No.13333867 >>13333849 That smile always sends the best sort of shudder down my spine. To serve a Dragon Mistress...ah, what a wondrous fate that would be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:44:27 2015 No.13333870 >>13333862 Are you lost? I'm not talking to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:44:50 2015 No.13333871 >>13333867 Well you're going to have to find a different Dragon Mistress because I'm keeping that one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:45:46 2015 No.13333873 >>13333870 Girls are normally used in combination with the monster operating system: the whole system is basically monsters with girls added, or monster girls. All the so-called mamono distributions are really distributions of monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:45:48 2015 No.13333874 >>13333871 >Keep a mistress That's not how it works, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:46:39 2015 No.13333878 Alrighty Anons, take it easy and don't burn down the thread. Cuddle all the daughterus and waifus. They deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:47:00 2015 No.13333880 >>13333866 Nothing can be considered too edgy if it's for the sake of preserving one's liberation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:47:06 2015 No.13333881 >>13333874 Yes it is. MINE! I'll pout and get grumpier than King Grump Alp if she so much as says mean things to another guy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:47:13 2015 No.13333882 >>13333871 Obviously anon. >>13333874 Also that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:47:56 2015 No.13333884 >>13333881 Then she'll dump you faster than a sack of moldy onions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:48:16 2015 No.13333885 >>13333874 That's because you're thinking the word has one definition. >not having your mistress belong to you Plebs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:48:47 2015 No.13333887 >>13333884 Nope, that's now how it goes in my head and therefore that's not what happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:50:16 2015 No.13333894 >>13333884 >Dragon >dumping something >even a sack of moldy onions They're hoarders, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:51:00 2015 No.13333896 File: 598 KB, 636x850, 5624b355a4d94be46a04dfd93181f680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat oni tats

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:51:15 2015 No.13333897

>>13333885
I guess if you mean for a mistress to be a woman on the side if you're in a marriage, then yes.

The word, as I am using it, is a woman - or dragonwoman, in this case - that has the power in the relationship and during intimacy. Such fair ladies are usually called Mistress. It is your duty to please her, and she rewards you. Act like a petulant child and she'll find someone more agreeable.

>>13333887
As you wish.

>>13333894
Would that show on TLC always feature dragons?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:51:20 2015 No.13333898 >>13333896 Imma grope them

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:51:36 2015 No.13333899 >>13333896 Delicious. Needs more beef, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:52:56 2015 No.13333903 >>13333897 >always feature dragons Yes. The camera crew would be let in on the pretense that they're there to film for Lairz, when in fact it's an intervention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:53:03 2015 No.13333904 >>13333897 >implying I won't mindbreak her scaly ass and have her serve me in a naked apron This nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:55:00 2015 No.13333909 File: 162 KB, 800x1116, Meat_oni_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333899 You want beef? I'll give you beef.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:55:06 2015 No.13333911 File: 177 KB, 503x900, fADJ8ru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333899 like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:55:52 2015 No.13333912 >>13333909 RED MEAT OFF THE BONE! MARRY HER!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:58:10 2015 No.13333918 So how long until somebody can't find the thread in the catalog and makes another one?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:58:50 2015 No.13333922 >>13333918 It honestly wouldn't surprise me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 01:58:54 2015 No.13333923 File: 687 KB, 1000x1396, Meat_oni_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333912 Time for your honey moon~

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:00:32 2015 No.13333926 >>13333904 Oh get over yourself already. >>13333897 One should always be agreeable to one's Dragonic Mistress, always greeting her with a smile, and fulfilling her wishes with grace and efficiency. >>13333903 >Lairz I love that show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:00:33 2015 No.13333927 >>13333923 But that's not missionary. How can we make babies if it isn't missionary?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:00:43 2015 No.13333929 >>13333897 >Such fair ladies are usually called Mistress. It is your duty to please her, and she rewards you >acting like a dog Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:00:48 2015 No.13333931 >>13333923 We're still blue, ya dunce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:01:15 2015 No.13333932 >>13333918 It shouldn't happen until after bump limit, and when it does we just put a single post in it directing people here. Then if it's still alive when this one dies we switch over to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:01:35 2015 No.13333933 >>13333923 We're a blue board Delete that shit

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:01:38 2015 No.13333934

>>13333918
Sometime after we are past the first or second page, probably.

>>13333909
You know, I never really cared for Oni, but I read this doujin where a guy dies, gets judged by Enma, fucks her, and then gets sent to hell where he gets "bullied" by one. Really grew on me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:02:20 2015 No.13333937 >>13333929 Is this like, your first time talking to a Dragon-Slut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:02:48 2015 No.13333939 File: 1.43 MB, 1733x2000, 1420089199881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] quads check um >>1343333

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:03:13 2015 No.13333940 >>13333331 >>13333332 >>13333334 So.... close >>13333333

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:03:54 2015 No.13333943 >>13340000

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:04:31 2015 No.13333946 >>13333929 Oh, I'm sorry - you expect women to be the dog, yes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:07:16 2015 No.13333955 I want to bully a sea bishop over her silly hat!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:09:12 2015 No.13333959 File: 651 KB, 1000x1396, Meat_oni_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333931 >>13333933 Sorry Anon~! Here's a version that won't give you a promotion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:10:16 2015 No.13333963 >>13333959 Why is an alien trying to burst from that guys chest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:10:19 2015 No.13333964 >>13333959 Censored porn is still banworthy on a blue board from what I remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:11:00 2015 No.13333966 File: 61 KB, 600x800, 2012122700280380a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Oh my, do you really think you can handle learning magic from me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:11:54 2015 No.13333969 >>13333966 Mam, I'm a fighter. I'm your body guard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:12:33 2015 No.13333972 >>13333964 So how how have we been posting censored porn and not been banned since several dozens of threads ago?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:12:36 2015 No.13333973 >>13333966 >Implying im not already a wizard. Bitch please dont make me curse you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:12:40 2015 No.13333974 >>13333946 Not at all what I was getting at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:12:49 2015 No.13333975 >>13333966 Yes. I'll do whatever it takes. Expect for killing and rape. They are mean things to do.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:13:09 2015 No.13333976

>>13333940
Ah. I didn't even notice. Well, it's been a long time since I cared about numbers like that. Also, I already got 30999999 on /a/. Shit was funny, since I even spelled her name wrong apparently, after looking it up just now.

>>13333966
No thanks. Rather learn from that brown Lich from the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:13:41 2015 No.13333977 >>13333959 Purge it for man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:14:15 2015 No.13333980 >>13333972 I certainly remember getting banned for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:14:20 2015 No.13333981 >>13333966 Why would I want to learn whatever spell a succubus could teach me? I have a lich waifu already after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:15:00 2015 No.13333983 >>13333976 >Learning magic >From a Lich thats not how liches work anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:15:14 2015 No.13333985 >>13333946 I don't like that guy any more than you do, Anon, but that's still a pretty egregious strawman. Even if it ends up being true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:16:05 2015 No.13333989 File: 2.11 MB, 2300x1700, 31754585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333959 That looks really painful, and not in the good way either. Like the 'This is probably going to be lethal' kind of way.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:16:11 2015 No.13333990

>>13333969
>What, you don't want to supplement your skills?
>>13333973
>Oh my, I'm so scared of the big strong wizard~
>>13333975
Oh don't worry, you won't be doing any raping as long as I'm your teacher.
>>13333976
>>13333981
>Somehow I don't think you two know what you're in for, but very well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:17:32 2015 No.13333999 >>13333976 >Brown Lich >Last thread Anon, that was the start of this thread. Man, time really is messed up here-abouts...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:17:56 2015 No.13334000 >>13333989 Don't worry. She's only giving him a throat massage with her kanabo. >>13333977 You gotta learn not to blue-ball people who are just having fun, Pally-kun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:18:35 2015 No.13334003 >>13333999 Holy fuck you're right, how the hell does time warp so harshly here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:20:19 2015 No.13334014 >>13334000 >crushing the guy's throat >fun

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:20:56 2015 No.13334019

>>13333966
>"Acolyte Joker, why did you join my beloved cult?"
>"Ma'am to cast spells, ma'am!"
>"So, you're a virgin?"
>"Ma'am, yes ma'am!"
>"Let me see your whore face!"
>"Ma'am?!"
>"You got a whore face? Ahn~! See? That's a whore face, now let me see yours."
>"A-ahn..."
>"Holshit, you didn't convince me. Let me see your real whore face!"
>"Ahn!"
>"You don't arouse me, work on it."

Monster girl boot camp must be hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:20:57 2015 No.13334020 >>13334014 *massaging the guy's throat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:21:19 2015 No.13334021 >>13333946 >women not being the dog You wot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:22:20 2015 No.13334029 >>13334020 >I have never hefted a kanabo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:22:37 2015 No.13334030 >>13334000 Actually, it's just below his throat. He's going to have a fractured sternum at the best. >>13333985 Is it a strawman if I believe that's his actual position?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:23:26 2015 No.13334037

>>13333999
Oh god. You're right. I even scrolled up to check and see if it was this thread and missed it. Come on, man.

>>13333983
Well, I mean, it could be. They typically aren't the teaching sort, but if I got close to one I imagine I would pick up some stuff. I think it'd be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:23:52 2015 No.13334041 File: 196 KB, 423x559, iegeNe8Z1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333946 >>13334021 This is Monster Girl Thread, of course the woman is the dog in the relationship.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:24:12 2015 No.13334043 >>13333983 He just has to waifu her

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:25:08 2015 No.13334045 >>13334041 Too much time in this thread has rendered me incapable of judging if this is a joke, sarcasm, or someone trying to rile me up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:25:11 2015 No.13334046 >>13334003 MAMONOMANA, obviously. Everyone in this thread is being subconsciously manipulated through succubatic magicks into thinking they've loved and talked about monstergirls for longer than they actually have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:26:10 2015 No.13334049 >>13334043 >>13334037 Why waifu a smelly lich then? Why not grab a lilim if you want to learn OP magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:26:11 2015 No.13334050 File: 730 KB, 792x1000, c1788c530ab50dcb675075b53c712e3b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you let her teach you magic? Or would you prefer to be her knight that uses pure physical abilities?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:27:52 2015 No.13334057 File: 131 KB, 708x1000, FREEDOM TITS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333896 Step it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:28:03 2015 No.13334058 >>13334049 >Smelly Please. Simple stasis to remove such concerns is one of the first things any Lich learns, if they wish to retain flesh at all that is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:28:49 2015 No.13334061 >>13334049 Because undead are best, and a Lich is the perfect mix of it all. Also, kuudere. A succbutt can't beat that, my friend.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:28:49 2015 No.13334062

>>13333966
>Grandma, it's me, Anon. Remember?
>"I'm sorry, young man, I don't know any Anon."
>I'm your grandson. I come over to play board games with you every Sunday.
>"You must be mistaken. Are you sure you didn't come here to learn magic from me? Wait, what are you doing?"
>I'm getting the Monopoly set. You always like to start with Monopoly. Don't worry, I know where it is.
>"Now hold on here, you young ruffian. You can't just go searching through a ladies cabinets like that!"
>Do you want peach tea or lemonade, Grandma?
>"Oh, I'll have some tea, dear. Such a good boy."

Would you take care of your monster grandma when Alzheimer's hits?

Would you keep her disease in check by providing her with the spirit energy she hasn't been able to get since Grandpa died?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:28:59 2015 No.13334063 >>13334050 >>13333966 Magic is the only route for me, I want to be able to cast reality warping spells, and throw massive spells at my enemies. I would be fine with learning magic from someone, so long as it doesn't require I be a virgin for 30 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:29:43 2015 No.13334066 File: 722 KB, 707x1000, 1363158121776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334057 You'll need more FREEDOM than that, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:29:58 2015 No.13334067 >>13334063 >Reality warping You'll need like 70+ years of magery. It takes hard work and skill to do half the shit you see in vidya

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:30:25 2015 No.13334068 >>13334050 >not being a magic night >not buffing yourself and showing the true terror of a weapon >>13334062 >boinking the succubutt grandma Even for me this is a bit, ugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:30:27 2015 No.13334069 >>13334049 >Why not grab a lilim if you want to learn OP magic. There's no fun to be had with a Mary Sue

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:31:35 2015 No.13334075 >>13334069 Lilims aren't Mary Sues.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:32:14 2015 No.13334079 >>13334066 Oh I got plenty of freedom. But I won't be a dumping shit so... My freedom is better than yours.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:32:18 2015 No.13334080

>>13334062
I had to take care of a grandmother with Alzheimers,and honestly I could do it again if I knew her and cared about her.
I have serious problems with it in general though, having to wipe someones ass for them because they don't remember they just took a shit isn't exactly an enjoyable experience.
>>13334067
All I need to do is become an Incubus and I'm set, got myself an awesome wife who can discuss magical theory with me and an entire laboratory we can use.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:32:46 2015 No.13334081
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>>13334063

>I would be fine with learning magic from someone, so long as it doesn't require I be a virgin for 30 years.

You dont have the dedication it takes to be a reality warping wizard you pussy. Enjoy casting wind spells and basic fireballs

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:33:28 2015 No.13334083

>>13334062
>Implying they weren't so in sync that she passed away when he did, a smile on her sleep as she died from natural causes in her sleep so they can be together in the next life.
Side note, how would you feel if your mother who died when you were a kid, say 2, was resurrected as a zombie by an unlicensed act of necromancy and brought back to your father and the rest of you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:33:49 2015 No.13334084 >>13334080 >set All you'll get is a large mana pool. A lot of MP doesn't mean you automatically know Flare and Ultima.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:33:49 2015 No.13334085 File: 256 KB, 1206x575, Polt2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334045 It's a joke, Anon! Because Monster Girls are criminally attractive and criminals are sometimes dogs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:33:55 2015 No.13334087 >>13334079 damn right

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:34:56 2015 No.13334089 >>13334084 I'm talking in terms of Mana and extended lifespan. Mah gurl can teach me the rest over time, I'm sure she would enjoy exploring magic with me after all these years of being alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:35:07 2015 No.13334090 >>13334030 >Is it a strawman if I believe that's his actual position? I'm pretty sure it is. It only stops being one if he gives a reasonably clear indication that that is his position, which I haven't seen him do. I think.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:35:38 2015 No.13334092
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>>13334081

Oh hey, it's you. How's that TPS Report on the Sabbath Panties Reversal coming along? And isn't your mandatory PTO is coming up? Who are you spending it with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:35:56 2015 No.13334095 >>13334089 Hope you enjoy watching everything you enjoy either die or become stale after hundreds/thousands of years of life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:36:51 2015 No.13334097 >>13334092 >Mandatory PTO You people will need to drag me out of this office. I can't spend it till I hit max and I am nowhere near max.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:36:55 2015 No.13334099 >>13334081 Fireball is awesome though.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:37:58 2015 No.13334103

>>13334090
I don't think it's a strawman since I'm not arguing against or for a position. It's more of a direct accusation.

>>13334095
I've often wondered if immortality would be a curse given enough time. Immortality with immortal health and youth would be fine, I think.
Then again, maybe I fear death so much because I've yet to live.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:38:48 2015 No.13334105

>>13334095
There isn't much that interests me in the world as it is anyway.
All I would need is a good PC gaming setup and I would be good to go in terms of other entertainment.
Besides, living with the person you love isn't that bad, even if you fight and live in separate pocket dimensions for a few days you can always make back up.
Though if people hear about how we are wizards we might get some applicants for apprenticeships.
Hell, we could start our own school after a long enough time has passed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:38:49 2015 No.13334106 >>13334068 >Even for me this is a bit, ugh. smug fry.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:38:59 2015 No.13334108 >>13334081 Some people just prefer to wrap a pussy around their dick instead of reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:40:04 2015 No.13334110 >>13334103 Imagine immortality that persist after Earth is destroyed or the Universe is dead. >>13334105 They always say that at first. Then they get the thousand yard stare after 120+ years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:40:26 2015 No.13334111 >>13334103 There are positives and negatives to true immortality. I think the largest negative, for me, would be negated if I had someone like a Lich with me, but there are still other issues.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:41:05 2015 No.13334112 File: 2.27 MB, 1590x2002, 134675342763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334085 Dog Girls are silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:41:13 2015 No.13334114 File: 529 KB, 1280x810, 1429154659557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snakes are they cutest

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:41:16 2015 No.13334115 >>13334110 120 years is nowhere near enough to get sick of things. Try again after 300, when you realize you banged a girl who descends from you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:41:17 2015 No.13334116 >>13334110 >Imagine immortality that persist after Earth is destroyed or the Universe is dead. Traveling the galaxy and universe would never get old.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:41:45 2015 No.13334118 File: 30 KB, 396x396, Magical love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334092 Can i spend my PTO with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:41:54 2015 No.13334119 >>13334106 I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:42:41 2015 No.13334121 >>13334097 Ah. I see. Well I'll see if one of the Ushis from Marketing is free. They love a dedicated Wizard. >>13334118 Did you fill out the proper forms?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:43:16 2015 No.13334122 >>13334092 Physical Training __________?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:43:23 2015 No.13334123 >>13334114 Oh look, it's more Asuna face. >>13334115 >Having problems with dicking your descendants It's like you don't want to keep the gene pool pure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:43:54 2015 No.13334125 >>13334110 When the universe is gone and your the only one left you just become god and make a new one

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:44:31 2015 No.13334126 >>13334114 Snakes are evil and they have forked tongues. Do not trust the forked tongue menace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:44:43 2015 No.13334127 >>13334123 Screw you Leto, I'm not your stud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:44:49 2015 No.13334128 >>13334121 That'd be nice, I need all the time I can get so that if I get sick or need to take extended leave I have the time

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:44:49 2015 No.13334129 >>13334116 >Traveling Assuming travel is discovered. Otherwise you're forced to drift through space forever. >>13334115 The same can happen in 120 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:45:11 2015 No.13334130 >>13334115 >banged a girl who descended from you I looked all over the place and could not, for the life of me, find a problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:45:50 2015 No.13334132 >>13334123 Asuna face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:46:06 2015 No.13334133 >>13334130 YOU'LL FEEL REALLY OLD!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:46:30 2015 No.13334134 File: 162 KB, 575x775, 1298459 - Echidna puzzle_and_dragons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334126 This man is right. Do not allow yourself to be tempted by the serpent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:46:44 2015 No.13334136 >>13334133 AND I'LL FEEL HOT AS FUCK I'M MORE THAN 300 YEARS OLD AND BITCHES STILL WANT MUH DICK

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:46:53 2015 No.13334137

>>13334123
Incest over a handful of generations does not typically do too much harm, but once you get into the fourth and fifth generations you run into high incidences of genetic disease.

>>13334129
Would one be able to say, sleep for as long as they desired? Could just put yourself onto a rocket, point it somewhere in space on a trajectory that'll take you out of the solar system, and then sleep for a while. Wake up to take a gander at Mars, Jupiter, etc, then sleep for about 50,000 years or so once you pass Pluto.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:47:14 2015 No.13334138

>>13334083
>how would you feel
I honestly don't know.

I've had an idea for a while for a story about an Anon who is raised by a single mother. Pretty normal 2 person human family. She dies in a tragic accident and he gets a lich to rez her as a zombie.

I haven't been able to figure out where to go with it after that. Seems like the story would end up being serious with a lot of morally complex dilemmas and uncomfortable/troubling situations. Big departure from other stuff I've written.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:47:51 2015 No.13334140 >>13334128 Oh. THAT'S what you meant. Druella Inc. has always had a "No Questions asked" policy when it comes to sick leave or emergencies. We don't have to worry about people abusing the system because of the Anubii in HR.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:48:25 2015 No.13334141 >>13334137 That would be surreal on an unprecedented scale.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:48:42 2015 No.13334145

>>13334137
>fourth and fifth generations
I'm not saying I want it every generation, I'm saying that if I inadvertantly discovered the girl I was fucking was my great great great great great granddaughter, I would have no qualms plowing that ass to the moon and back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:49:05 2015 No.13334147 File: 1.04 MB, 1061x1500, 49362210_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:49:38 2015 No.13334149 >>13334147 I know, shut up shut up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:49:49 2015 No.13334150 >>13334140 But...then what is my PTO for? What do I use when vacations need to be taken? Am I just set free? Is this whole system built upon lies and invisible currency? Tell me Ms. D, what have I been working for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:49:58 2015 No.13334151 >>13334147 I hope you enjoyed the 2P Lich, Lichslut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:50:05 2015 No.13334153 >>13334119 Hey man, him do good snuu snuu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:51:07 2015 No.13334156 >>13334153 Meh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:51:08 2015 No.13334157 >>13334150 Old men running the world

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:51:10 2015 No.13334158 >>13334147 I'm aware. This is true suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:51:44 2015 No.13334159 >>13334147 >You will never perform lewd experiments on that sweet undead buttock of hers. Kill me and raise me back from the dead when monster girls are real.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:52:00 2015 No.13334160

>>13334141
Take a tour following Voyager-chan at a speed just slightly faster than her so you can catch up.

When you're four billion miles from earth, you can look back and this is what you'll see: http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/jpegMod/PIA00452_modest.jpg

>>13334092
I'm an American, what's PTO?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:52:54 2015 No.13334162 >>13334160 Other American here. PTO is paid time off, if you work salary you use it for sick/vacation time.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:54:18 2015 No.13334163

>>13334147
I'd like a story about a Yandere Lich who gets rejected by the knight she falls for.

She would then plot and scheme to kill the knight, so she can raise him as an obedient Death Knight, who would never reject her and would love her for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:54:24 2015 No.13334164 >>13334147 >Welcome Argonaut, Olympian or War Hero! This is Cassidy Johnson, founder and CEO of this here Lewdness Factory - what's that Craig? Oh, right, founder and CEO of this here Magitek Research and Development Facility!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:54:25 2015 No.13334165 >>13334157 What old men? Are we controlled by old men? I thought our leaders were were three tanukis, you, a dragon, and that wurm who runs a mining company.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:54:32 2015 No.13334166

>>13334162
>Paid-time off
Oh, you mean that thing no one can use because of constant pressure by management? And because the current corporate climate is to have the absolute minimum workforce possible, ensuring that if you ever leave for any reason, it only means your already full work-load is going to get fuller? And then you'll have management on your ass even harder because you're being tasked to do the job of what used to be covered by three people?

No, I'm not bitter about having to work in the US at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:55:26 2015 No.13334170 >>13334165 That's what they want you to think. The guys actually in charge are those guys who play chess in the park and hog all the benches by the pond to feed their Urban Carrier Pigeons.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:55:32 2015 No.13334172

>>13334150

Well remember you're mandated to take a week's worth of time off (paid) every two weeks. This is to improve productivity and ensure you're receiving proper sleep, sex, and so on.

If you need PTO beyond that you usually just take it then work it out with HR after the fact. Again, by keeping our employees happy they're less inclined to abuse the system.

We're more progressive than Sabbath Co, and far less oppressive than Order Industries.

And FAR less dangerous than Mari's stupid Cave Mercs

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:56:39 2015 No.13334174

>>13334166
I hear you, I'm the only second shift guy for IT where I work so I'm in charge of a lot of admin stuff.
That combined with the fact that I need to save up till max incase I get sick means I can't take it either as much as my boss and the others say I should

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:56:47 2015 No.13334176 >>13334165 It's not old men. It's not monstergirls. It's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p5Q6_ZRY-A

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:56:48 2015 No.13334177 >>13334165 who do you think Druella gets her semen from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:57:53 2015 No.13334179 >>13334147 Force isn't necessary. I would gladly delve into the depths of eromancy with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:58:26 2015 No.13334183 >>13334151 I did. Red eyes on a lich were a nice touch

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:59:10 2015 No.13334185

>>13334174
I also can't find a job after my last contract ended, and despite what economic reports show as far as 'job growth,' it's been in a steady decline for those who are 'skilled' but not at a senior level. I'm not going to be able to post in these threads much longer. But, /blog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 02:59:11 2015 No.13334186 >>13334170 Who is the pigeon man? Why does he feed the pigeons? >>13334172 Wait? That's mandatory? I've been working those days for a year now. Oh well, you don't use it you lose it. Also >Speak to HR But I don't want to deal with devils.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:00:12 2015 No.13334187 >>13334185 Ouch. Sucks man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:00:34 2015 No.13334188 >>13334183 I liked the brown color of her robes, felt oddly fitting, also reminded me of the cultists from Blood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:02:24 2015 No.13334191 >>13334166 >no one can use wat This isn't Japan, man. I always use mine. Nobody has ever given me shit for it either. Are you sure you aren't just being too beta? The only guys I know that don't use theirs are massive workaholics.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:02:31 2015 No.13334192

>>13334186

If that's the case then I'll see about having one of my sisters pay you a personal visit during your week off. Which starts now. And I'll handle Mary in HR for you. Consider it a reward for your good work~

But in the future, you'll have to interface with the Anubii somehow. I'd recommend going through an intern or bringing them a small LEGO set.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:03:16 2015 No.13334195 >>13334186 >Why does he feed the pigeons Silence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:03:42 2015 No.13334198 >>13334192 But, who else will fill out these report on the shota rings? If I don't finish this then who will?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:05:31 2015 No.13334200 >>13334198 >shota rings ok anon I think its time to stop

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:05:32 2015 No.13334201

>>13334191
I had no one to cover my job. If I took a day off, it meant I had that much more to do. It's an incredibly common thing in the US. Many corporate offices are actually quite barren due to workforce shrinkage. Despite a marked drop in quality of work and employee health and happiness, it manages to boost profits a slight amount and that's all that matters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:05:33 2015 No.13334202 >>13334198 I'll wrangle one of the plucky interns to do it. That or Susan the Alp.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:06:17 2015 No.13334203

>>13334191
Former auto mechanic here.
I had 2 weeks of time off saved up and asked about taking it. Boss first told me yeah and asked when I wanted to take it, then said he'd check and see if it was alright for me to be gone during that time and that he'd get back to me after lunch.
After lunch he called me into his office and fired me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:07:15 2015 No.13334208 >>13334200 I can't, who knows where they are? We need to stop them! I'll find them, free those kids, and meteor the rings asses! >>13334202 Susan I can trust but are you sure she's up to the task?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:08:39 2015 No.13334214
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Do you think Liches accept apprentices or interns?

If I was able to learn necromancy and I'd like to learn from the best.

I'll even help them dig up corpses, organize her cursed tomes, give her massages with a formaldehyde-based lotion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:09:32 2015 No.13334217 >>13334203 Were you at a small shop or a dealer? I've got enough auto knowledge that I could pass the ASEs if I wanted, but I know the pay is pretty shit and I still tend to work pretty slowly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:09:51 2015 No.13334219 >>13334203 Im pretty sure you could sue for that

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:11:50 2015 No.13334222

>You meet your perfect waifu and get married very quickly
>Too quick to schedule a large wedding
>But you don't care, you're in love
>You even get an adorable daughter in record time
>It's heaven on earth
>For five years
>One day your wife is out visiting her sister
>Never met her, your wife moved from a different country so the sister didn't get to come to your wedding
>There is an accident
>Your wife's sister dies in an accident
>She's understandably devastated
>Even starts forgetting things you thought were set in stone
>Doesn't really act like the same person again
>Demands you go to her sister's funeral like it's the end of the world
>Hesitates getting intimate with you
>After a lot of comforting and exposure to her daughter your wife eventually gets over it
>Becomes happy again
>Not as outgoing as before, and she picked up some odd hobbies
>But your family lives happily for another ten years
>Around that time she starts acting strange again
>Always tells you it's nothing even if you catch her looking through her old photo albums
>But she's still happy and perfect

Do you dare press her on why she's acting strange anons?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:12:30 2015 No.13334223

>>13334214
They probably only teach apprentices (and female ones) before they marry and their husband after they marry.
Some might have apprentices, but others might be too uninterested in doing their own experiments or fucking their husbands to take in someone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:13:00 2015 No.13334224 >>13334222 The wife died and the sister took her place, didn't she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:13:20 2015 No.13334225 >>13334222 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:13:32 2015 No.13334226 >>13334222 >>13334224 That, or a Doppelganger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:14:40 2015 No.13334227 >>13334222 sure why not i want to see were this is going

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:15:16 2015 No.13334228

>>13334217
Dealer. The politics were ridiculous, but small shops are shit too because you get total weirdos and are often forced to make do with the wrong tools and cheap Chinese replacement parts.

>>13334219
I tried, they covered their bases well.
They were able to hide behind GM forcing them to accept college students to work and claimed they had to boot the newest hire to make room. But hey karma, faggot showed up to work totally wasted and crashed a customer's car into the lift at a speed that I still have trouble wrapping my head around considering the size and orientation of the shop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:18:10 2015 No.13334235 >>13334222 its not her is it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:18:55 2015 No.13334238 >>13334223 I'm sure there's at least one lonely Lich that would be willing to impart her wisdom. I would do anything!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:20:40 2015 No.13334241 >>13334238 >wisdom >"ponos in vagoo feel good"

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:22:45 2015 No.13334244

>>13334222
>>13334225
>>13334226
>>13334227
>>13334235

>You decide to press her on it one day
>She says it's because she's feeling guilty
>But you urge her to talk about it
>Is of course hesitant but opens up
>It was actually your wife that died that day
>The two were identical siblings
>Your wife and her had talked all about your family all the time over the phone and through emails
>The sister was a chronic NEET that hadn't even left home yet
>And she couldn't stand the thought of your and her child suffering through this
>A hasty haircut was all that she needed to do in order to trick everyone
>Nobody would miss a no-job nobody after all
>So she took her sister's place
>Can you forgive her?

>>13334224
Was it that obvious?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:23:09 2015 No.13334246 >>13334241 Thats a wurm in a robe, not a lich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:23:21 2015 No.13334247 >>13334214 nah lich are assholes the only reason they even become liches is so they can continue doing forbidden magic without anyone finding out. Accepting an apprentice kinda defeats that purpose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:24:11 2015 No.13334249 >>13334244 It was pretty obvious. I wouldn't know how to react though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:24:30 2015 No.13334251 >>13334241 Well not that kind of wisdom, not that I would mind her showing me, I want to learn how to summon sexy Undead Girls to do my bidding. Then try to take over the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:24:45 2015 No.13334252 >>13334244 I dident figure it out until that anon spoiled it so it wasent COMPLETELY obvious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:25:12 2015 No.13334253 >>13334244 It's the classical twin exchange places story, except one of them died.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:25:12 2015 No.13334254 >>13334244 id thank her profusely for at least helping the child that wasnt hers but id probably break down in tears after finding out my wife died

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:25:18 2015 No.13334255 >>13334244 Yeah, I was reminded of a NTR story with a similar gig.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:26:17 2015 No.13334259 >>13334244 I would be pretty angry about not having a chance to morn my wife properly, but I'd try to deal with that. Would probably keep up the act just to keep from dealing with all the head-aches dropping it would cause.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:27:40 2015 No.13334267 >>13334247 Say no more. I know how to keep a secret, I'm very discreet. Whatever happens in the Lich's Crypt-lab-mausoleum stays in the Lich's Crypt-lab-mausoleum. By golly I'll do my best!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:27:49 2015 No.13334268 >>13334259 >morn Mourn. Fuck auto-correct.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:28:02 2015 No.13334270 >>13334222 >>13334244 If I didn't realize this wasn't my wife after 10 years then I do what I always do, shit in my pants because I'm clearly retarded.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:28:31 2015 No.13334271

>>13334163
Wow. That's pretty dark.

Parts where she slowly comes to the realization that he's not the man she loved, just a pale imitation in his image she's created that in the end can never satisfy her?
Good End where she restores his humanity, and learns he's come to love her, having observed her lonely soul from within the shell she raised him as?
Would it have either of these things?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:29:13 2015 No.13334272
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>You will never have a red thread tied around your pinky by your Kunoichi classmate while you weren't looking
>You will never realize that she somehow managed to do it while you shook her hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:29:55 2015 No.13334275 >>13334244 I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:30:31 2015 No.13334276 >>13334192 And as always my intent is to ask one of the younger Anubii in HR out on a date.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:32:07 2015 No.13334278 >>13334272 But she has to leave the ninja academy eventually to seduce a man and make him her husband in the mission assigned to her!

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:32:51 2015 No.13334280

>>13334271
Or it could just be a campy adventure where a heroic, dashing knight goes around the realm helping people with their problems, like a Tanuki who's merchant cart was repossessed.

Meanwhile the Lich would be coming up with a hair-brained scheme with her slow-witted Ghoul sidekick on how to kill the knight so she can raise him and marry him.

Every time though, by some miracle, the knight narrowly avoids death without even noticing how close the Lich was to killing him. The Lich then throws her tome on the ground and stomps on it in anger while her Ghoul sidekick gives a Muttley laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:33:09 2015 No.13334281 >>13334244 Yes it was. Anyway, I'd probably react along the lines of this anon >>13334254 Even though, really, I'd probably have known for a while, whether I'd want to admit it or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:33:55 2015 No.13334283 >>13334271 >Bitch you already rejected kills you and resurrects you as a Death knight >Fall in love with her I dont think so anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:33:57 2015 No.13334284 >>13334276 I dunno, some of the older, single ones look pretty fine. But then again >HR

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:34:07 2015 No.13334285 >>13334278 She finished her training at the ninja academy back in middle school and moved into your town.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:34:09 2015 No.13334286 >>13334244 10 years is a long time we probably accepted each other by then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:34:28 2015 No.13334287 File: 903 KB, 1600x1435, 1417413852790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok, who gave the elf down the road a copy of the Indiana Jones movie and a fricking ff3 license?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:35:15 2015 No.13334290

>>13334255
The one where the sister is Yandere for her Brother-in-Law, so one day she convinces her twin sister to swap places with her for a day, leaving her boyfriend to rape her, while she goes after the Husband, and then they record the subsequent 2-Way NTR in such a way as to create a convoluted blackmail scheme, locking the previously happy couple in this twisted Foursome?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:36:25 2015 No.13334293 >>13334287 Don't know but is she pregnant? That belly doesn't look right

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:36:36 2015 No.13334294 >>13334287 >"In all the centuries I've lived I've never felt so alive! HEHEHEHEHEEEE!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:36:38 2015 No.13334295 >>13334285 B-But what about her mission?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:37:10 2015 No.13334298 >>13334290 That's the one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:37:31 2015 No.13334299 >>13334114 Is it just me or does the angle of her abdomen compared to her snake half look unnatural?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:37:31 2015 No.13334300 >>13334290 That sounds awful

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:37:44 2015 No.13334301 >>13334295 YOU'RE her mission. Sorry, bud...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:37:58 2015 No.13334302 File: 101 KB, 627x885, 1429256278022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is for dragon fucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:39:15 2015 No.13334304 >>13334290 NTR used to piss me off before I started to analyze the plots rationally and objectively. Now they're just absurdist dark comedy with boobies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:39:32 2015 No.13334305 >>13334302 >"Ara?~"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:40:17 2015 No.13334309 >>13334302 She gonna get nibbled

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:40:55 2015 No.13334310 >>13334302 I wish Black Dragon-senpai would notice me.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:40:55 2015 No.13334311

>>13334280
Comedy is also good.

>>13334283
I was thinking something along these lines.
>Reject the Lich
>She's the last thing you see before your death
>When you're revived, you fucking know it was her
>But she's revived you in such a way that you obediently go along with her every desire
>You can only watch, sealed away in your own mind, as your body is used at her leisure
>This goes on for who knows how long
>At first, there was only rage
>But with nothing to do but have your thoughts echo back to you, it slowly subsides
>Observe the Lich's life with "You" like it's some kind of play
>Witness her begin to break down as she comes around to realizing that having a Doll that looks like you isn't the same as really having you there
>See her crumble into depression and loneliness, your body never doing anything without her prompting
>Begin to feel pity for her, rather than rage.
Something like that. I understand completely if it's not your cup o' tea though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:42:09 2015 No.13334313 >>13334284 Well, my preferences towards younger girls aside, I was previously warned that the older ones are much more abrasive, and much more likely to file harassment complaints at the drop of a hat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:43:12 2015 No.13334315 File: 170 KB, 300x199, Delicious_ice_cream.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your favorite hentai with monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:43:15 2015 No.13334316 File: 704 KB, 841x950, 1429256595589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is for tox fucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:43:21 2015 No.13334317 >>13334290 That was glorious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:43:30 2015 No.13334320 >>13334313 Older Anubutts are much more forward and... experienced. They love nothing more than eating up sweet young things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:44:59 2015 No.13334323 >>13334311 What a nightmare.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:45:10 2015 No.13334325

>>13334311
Well what you've written so far is fine. I wouldn't go from pity to love though. It would stop at pity. I wouldn't hate her, but I certainly wouldn't love her either.
Maybe is she felt some remorse and tried to redeem herself I would consider a lunch date.
Not dinner, lunch. She's got a shitload of work to do before she gets a dinner date.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:46:12 2015 No.13334327 >>13334310 Well she won't, because they all just want Alps to princess carry and collar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:46:45 2015 No.13334328 File: 471 KB, 1000x1090, 47679095_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:47:00 2015 No.13334329 >>13334325 I think that after wallowing in self-hatred upon her realization, she'd readily agree to such terms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:48:00 2015 No.13334331 >>13334327 But there are only two guys I know of who actively pine for a Black Dragon and one of them is Al-Oooooooh...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:49:06 2015 No.13334332 >>13334315 Itadaki seieki tied with Brandish

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:49:25 2015 No.13334333 >>13334320 This is why Anubis Office bosses are the best. They like to break in the young male interns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:49:59 2015 No.13334334 >>13334328 Caster is love. She also comes across as a complete pervert in the manga so thats also a plus

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:50:40 2015 No.13334336 >>13334331 Yeah, that's right. Now do you see why you will never have a Black Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:51:15 2015 No.13334337 >>13334333 What is the best way to get their attention? Filing a report too early, too late, or exactly on the deadline?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:51:24 2015 No.13334338 >>13334332 Both sluts. Alright anyways tho That isn't soup, captcha, it's fucking half-cooked top ramen. God damn.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:51:55 2015 No.13334340

>>13334320
>>13334333
I want to say I'd stick to my guns, and pursue a girl closer to my own age, with interests and such more likely in line with my own experiences.

I want to say that, but, well...an Anubis Boss or Teacher certainly does sound of temptation...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:52:11 2015 No.13334342 >>13334336 I can always start a Dragon cult. Although in a modern setting it would be more like a 'Dragon-Senpai Fan Club'. Which she would find pretty embarrassing, but slightly flattering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:52:12 2015 No.13334343 File: 72 KB, 600x837, 1417930486850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334310 Black dragon sempai is so sexy, and kind!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:54:10 2015 No.13334347 >>13334343 I just watched the last hobbit movie. It was complete shit but I really really want a girl version of Smaug now

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:54:11 2015 No.13334348

>>13334337
Depends on what kind of "Attention" you want.

Too early, and she'll give you teasing attentions as she assigns more work to see if you're up to the task in a short amount of time.
Too late, and she'll ask you to stay after working hours for some "Counseling" about your performance.
Exactly on the deadline, and she'll offer to take you out for a nice treat after work.

Too early and you succeed at the rush job extra workload she gives you, and she'll take you right then and there on the desk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:54:15 2015 No.13334349 >>13334342 At least it's not another Lilim Fan Club.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:55:11 2015 No.13334352 >>13334336 Because you want them all to yourself, Alp?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:55:19 2015 No.13334353 >>13334342 But she'd still keep giving her affections to the Alp, because that's the one who let's her indulge in her dark fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:56:20 2015 No.13334356 >>13334352 It ain't me fool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:56:27 2015 No.13334357 >>13334244 I forgive her. After all, she made me happy for ten years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:57:09 2015 No.13334359 File: 431 KB, 1200x900, 1429257429417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes black dragon sempai is simply sexy

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:57:42 2015 No.13334361

>>13334337
Don't worry, she'll take care of it. She'll run you ragged with constant errands and work. Then when the week's over and it's friday night, when you're tired and exhausted. She'll invite you for a drink, as you get more and more drunk she'll carefully coax you into coming home with her for a glass of wine.

Once you're at her impressive house, she'll pounce and dominate you, when you're too tired to resist.

She'll make you refer to her as 'mistress', and refer to you as 'servant'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:58:47 2015 No.13334365 >>13334347 This is the closest thing I know of to such a thing. http://cerberus123.deviantart.com/art/The-Hobbit-A-Monster-Girls-Tale-446344120 >>13334361 I'm more OK with this than I aught to be...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:00:03 2015 No.13334366 >>13334359 Holy mother of dragons, thats a hot ass dragon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:01:24 2015 No.13334368 >>13334359 Deathwing shill plz go >>13334347 He was too badass for that crappy adaptation

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:02:08 2015 No.13334369 >>13334365 Dat P'Orc chieftain. >"Do you smell it? The scent of fear? I remember your father reeked of it." Maximum fear boner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:02:45 2015 No.13334370 File: 91 KB, 569x854, 1429257765508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ryuu. Legs or no legs?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:02:53 2015 No.13334371

>>13334337
Why, it's simply being new and inexperienced. That nervousness that accompanies someone new to the job and perhaps his first 'real' job. The way you speak, the way you hold yourself, they can tell. She'll bide her time, wait, watch and smile. Poke and prod you in subtle ways, see how you react.

Then, after a week, she'll ask if you can work on a special project that will take you into the late hours, after everyone else but you and her have left.

And then she'll ask to see you in her office with a smile and a blouse that seems to have become unbuttoned dangerously low. The boss that usually wears nice slacks will instead have a short skirt on that day, and she knows just how to sit to reveal that she's not wearing any panties. She can tell you're staring, and she knows she can slide her paw up your leg to the swelling in your pants before you even realize it's there.

You don't need to say anything for her to know you want it. Bit by bit her clothes come off, revealing her well-cared for bronze flesh. The fluff of her paws may have lost some of its youthful sheen, but age will not have dampened its softness, nor its scent - like that of finely aged spices.

Carefully she'll ease down on you while you're in the chair in front of her desk, but halt just short. Perhaps she'd even tease you a little, dragging your crown across her soft, engorged lips, letting her clit flick across you. She'll make you ask to let her ravish you, and only if you ask juuuust right.

Do it just right, and she'll ride you long after you've blown your load in her, smothering you with her tits all the while. You may plead for mercy, but you'll find none - not until you've filled both her holes with your seed.

But the best part? She'll ask if you want to go home with her, because in her words, she can show you something even better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:03:33 2015 No.13334374 >>13334369 Same as your father. >>13334370 Both are nice, but I'll go for that lamia body.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:04:02 2015 No.13334375

>>13334347
Smaug was fucking smooth, the best lines in Hobbit were either by him or about him. The "His rage passes description - the sort of rage that is only seen when rich folk that have more than they can enjoy suddenly lose something that they have long had but have never before used or wanted." bit in particular pretty much nails him as a haughty drill-hair ojou-sama.

My heart belongs to Glaurung-oneesama, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:04:37 2015 No.13334376 >>13334374 >"Squeal for me boy... Just like your father did when I crushed his pelvis."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:04:51 2015 No.13334377 File: 548 KB, 1000x874, 1429257891941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334370 I would do the 'kiss the reverse scale' challenge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:05:05 2015 No.13334379 >>13334371 Please. Please for the love of all that is good on this Earth, take this, and write a full-out story for it. I beg of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:07:01 2015 No.13334380 >>13334371 I'm not into Anubises, but man I want this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:07:37 2015 No.13334382 >>13334371 Damn, I too must ask for this to be written out more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:09:13 2015 No.13334384 >>13334371 >But the best part? She'll ask if you want to go home with her, because in her words, she can show you something even better. Oh boy! I get to see her lego collection!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:10:25 2015 No.13334388 >>13334371 >something better Oh boy, we're going to be playing video games!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:11:17 2015 No.13334391 >>13334384 > Anubslut looks on, confused, as Anon picks up a spaceship and starts running around making engine noises > He never pulled up his pants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:11:37 2015 No.13334392 >>13334384 >>13334388 Dense Anons, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:12:59 2015 No.13334397 >>13334371 Fucking shit monstergirl bosses. All I wanted was a job in this shitty town, but I can't do anything without the whore boss trying to get in my pants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:13:14 2015 No.13334398 >>13334375 >Glaurang-oneesama >Not wanting Ungoliant-sensei

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:14:10 2015 No.13334402 >>13334392 Movies then? She already took her clothes off like it was time for bed and mistook me for a chair, is she a little dense herself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:14:11 2015 No.13334403 >>13334338 But Mari is a pure succubutt

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:14:20 2015 No.13334404 >>13334397 That's not a positive workplace attitude. You won't be getting a promotion that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:16:05 2015 No.13334406 >>13334397 You gotta do what you have to if you want to stay ahead Anon. Some day when you're older you'll have an innocent Anubis intern working for you and the tables will have turned. Until then, grin and bear it, enjoy her fluffy paws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:16:19 2015 No.13334407 >>13334404 I just want to do my job, get paid, go home. I don't care about that monstergirl who keeps staring at me, they can fuck the other employees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:18:31 2015 No.13334411 >>13334407 What about that cute office mailmouse that always gives you a cheerful smile and never harasses you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:18:32 2015 No.13334412 >>13334406 >Boss sexually advancing on young Anubis intern Well anon, thank you for helping reaffirm in my mind my preference for girls my own age. That Anuboss text up there is still fantastic though and should be expanded upon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:18:52 2015 No.13334413 >>13334397 Well if earlier in the thread is any indication you should look into Druella Inc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:19:06 2015 No.13334414 >>13334398 >Ungoliant-sensei Please no, she's into strangulation.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:19:27 2015 No.13334416

>>13334406

>MGC
>everyone can only think with their genitals
>I just want a normal life
>fuck this place
>I only came here because the government offered incentives to move here
>keep getting harassed at work
>fucking dark elf keeps knocking on my door demanding to know why I'm not married yet
>can't even watch TV because its all essentially porn
>even the kids shows
>especially the kids shows. Holy shit that isn't right
>wish I could move back to a good city instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:19:41 2015 No.13334417 >>13334414 You'd think she'd be more into blindfold play.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:19:42 2015 No.13334418

>>13334382
>>13334380
>>13334379
Be careful what you wish for, anons. That is, unless you're fine with being restrained and having her paws run across you. Perhaps made to kneel with a blindfold on and arms tied behind your back while her footpaws gently stroke you until you make a mess all over them.

But she won't say mean things or degrade you, she'll just humm softly and ask you how much you like it, and press you to find out what other activities you enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:20:29 2015 No.13334423 >>13334411 Do I look like Nyanon to you? Mice are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:21:01 2015 No.13334426 >>13334375 >>13334398 So does Sauron count as a lich? recolor anon still here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:21:23 2015 No.13334428 >>13334418 Yes. Please. In the name of all that is Holy, please, more! This concept DESERVES to be a full story!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:21:59 2015 No.13334429 >>13334417 What does she need blindfolds for when she literally eats light?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:22:01 2015 No.13334430 >>13334411 The one with the high-pitched voice, easily startled, squeaks adorably when happy? Fairly flat chest, but impressive hips? >>13334423 Busty Holstaurus secretary then? Or maybe the Tanuki from accounting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:22:23 2015 No.13334431 >>13334426 Well, the artwork posted before drew him as a Lilim, evil overlord and such. But Lich does seem more fitting. Soul sealed in an artifact, able to withstand anything so long as it survives...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:22:53 2015 No.13334433 I want to be that one guy who opposes anything sexual. The guy who never faps and never tries imagining anything lewd and supresses any lewd thoughts. The ultra chaste guy. The sexually oppressesd guy. It'll be the perfect rape bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:23:23 2015 No.13334434 >>13334433 Shirou pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:23:24 2015 No.13334435 >>13334429 >The Joke >Your Head

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:23:59 2015 No.13334436 >>13334430 >Tanuki Fucking seriously? Those money grabbers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:24:22 2015 No.13334438 >>13334430 That's the one! She's just so cute! >>13334423 You're a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:25:07 2015 No.13334439 >>13334426 Think of a very tall, elegant Lich. In an evil set of full plate mail. With a fetish for dominating minds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:25:08 2015 No.13334440 >>13334435 Oh yeah well fuck you too, buddy! I'll make my own jokes! With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget about the jokes! And the blackjack!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:27:08 2015 No.13334444 File: 292 KB, 840x570, 1368773046915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if you think about it, aren't humans just half centaur?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:27:25 2015 No.13334445 >>13334428 Sure. But first you must do one thing: Become a LEGO Master Builder

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:27:55 2015 No.13334449 >>13334438 No, really. Mice are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:28:09 2015 No.13334450 >>13334445 Okay. I can do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:31:54 2015 No.13334455 >>13334444 Ya the gross part

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:32:00 2015 No.13334456

>>13334411
>>13334430
>"H-Hello again!"
"Oh, hey Milly. Nice morning isn't it?"
>"Sure is! You've got a really big package Anon!"
>"I-I-I m-mean this! The package I'm giving to you, not your..."
>"N-Not that you don't have a big package or anything! I'm sure it's quite big! Wait, no I... I."
>"I g-gotta go! B-Bye Anon!"
>She runs off, her hips shaking as she runs away flustered.

Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:36:17 2015 No.13334464 >>13334456 I want to play cat-and-mouse with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:44:37 2015 No.13334483 >>13334464 You should tell her you have an extra large mouse trap in your pants. For catching cute little mice like her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:46:08 2015 No.13334489 >>13334311 I'd probably read something like that. >>13334456 Every fucking day. You fucks keep making me like mice more and more.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:46:35 2015 No.13334490

>>13334398
No, I'm adamant on my choice. Glaurung-oneesama is the love of my life.

Think about it: You, a mighty dragonslayer, are on top of a mountain to do battle with the dragon that lives there, only for her to brush your sword aside, rend your armor asunder and have her way with you... but all the while, you keep thinking that there's something vaguely familiar about her, something about how she coddles you between her breasts while she milks you, or how she whispers softly to your ear like a teasing elder sister.

And then she releases the dragon-spell and at a single moment you recall that you've been on that mountain for decades, being caught, raped, mind-wiped and released over and over again, becoming more and more powerful as you fight the great dragon time after time... and before she makes you forget again, the last thing you hear would be her whispering how she's proud of you and how you'll soon be strong enough to defeat her and rightfully claim her as your wife, as is the way of dragons.

And the next day you, a mighty dragonslayer, would be standing gallantly at the entrance of her lair, and unbeknownst to you, your hated enemy would be watching you with a gentle smile on her face, her heart beating fast in hopes that it's finally the day that she is free to make you remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:52:23 2015 No.13334500 >>13334490 Turin pls. Your sister is still waiting for you to come to bed, as is that Tanuki-ish dwarf you recruited.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:55:48 2015 No.13334502 >>13334490 That sounds magnificent. Although... >Mind-Wipe Training as the "Villain" raises the unknowing Hero into a being fit to defeat them I've heard this somewhere before, I know it...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:55:56 2015 No.13334503 >>13334500 Based Turin. Fucking his sister before it was cool.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 04:58:32 2015 No.13334509

>>13334503
Sister-fucking was always cool. Even Zeus did it.

Hell, if I were Zeus I wouldn't even think about infidelity. Hera is literally the best wife one can ask for. She's the fucking goddess of being the best wife one can ask for. That's her portfolio.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:01:01 2015 No.13334516

>>13334490
>>13334503
In any event, wouldn't an Eagle waifu be better?

>loyal to the Vala and the true god Eru
>saves your bros from towers and erupting volcanoes
>will carry you to Mordor if you ask nicely

Or perhaps Entwaifus.

>more knowledge than you can shake a stick at
>slow to rouse, but more ferocious than an Ushi-Oni when roused
>access to healing draughts that go to your root

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:01:40 2015 No.13334518 >>13334503 It's weird that Tolkien of all people wrote one of the best incest love stories in mainstream fiction. >>13334509 >goddess of being the best wife But that's Hestia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:01:43 2015 No.13334519 >>13334509 >Even Zeus did it. >This phrase applies to absolutely everything. EVERYTHING. Also. >Hera >Goddess of being the best wife one can ask for. Y'know, as long as you're not one of Zeus' Demigod Bastards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:04:23 2015 No.13334522 >>13334516 >Eagle waifu I like arms tho. Can I get an angel-wing version? >Entwaifus No thank you. She'll go out gardening one day and never come back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:05:23 2015 No.13334526 >>13334522 >and never come back You could always just go with her. I mean it's not like you're scared to leave your trees alone, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:05:24 2015 No.13334527 >>13334518 >spoiler go away, bell

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:06:55 2015 No.13334531 >>13334522 >>13334526 Old Man Willow was an Entwife trying to rape the hobbits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:07:22 2015 No.13334534 >>13334522 >>13334526 >angel-wing version Well, aren't there Valkyries already for that? I imagined them more as huger Harpies. Also >letting an Entwaifu go >not wanting the glories of agriculture Fangorn you dense harem MC

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:07:47 2015 No.13334535

>>13334526
I think I'd be too busy being a tree.

I mean, MGE dryads already turn their husbands into fucking trees. Not "person with branches coming out", literally huge penis trees that produce semen instead of sap. I'm not fucking around with any trees in any sort of monster girl setting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:08:57 2015 No.13334539 >>13334531 And again I find a new reason to hate Tom fucking Bombadil. >>13334534 >Treebeard a dense harem MC Huumm, now let's not be hasty with the labels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:13:21 2015 No.13334550 >>13334539 >Huumm, now let's not be hasty with the labels. God damn, it's perfect. I can hear it in my head already. He'd be like what would happen if shirou impregnated femNatsuru and their offspring boned a tree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:15:43 2015 No.13334554 >>13334550 >what would happen if shirou impregnated femNatsuru and their offspring boned a tree Oh man, that MC would be as dense as wood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:16:14 2015 No.13334555 >You'll never be captured by a horde of P'Orcs who haven't had a man to fuck in weeks. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufFOghMt1yI

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:17:30 2015 No.13334557 >>13334555 For the Horde?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:19:50 2015 No.13334563 >>13334557 Lok'tar ogar

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:21:00 2015 No.13334567 >>13334555 >"THEY ARE NOT. FOR FUCKING. THE MASTER WANTS THEM PURE, AND UN-SPOILED!" >"Just a quickie! A bit of a shag!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:21:03 2015 No.13334568 >>13334557 >Horde >Hellscream got her nickname from her extremely loud ahegao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:47:41 2015 No.13334601 >>13334519 >as long as you're not one of Zeus' Demigod Bastards. Or someone he raped or wanted to rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:50:10 2015 No.13334603 >>13334601 >Or someone he raped or wanted to rape. Is there anyone outside these categories? I mean, there are two kinds of people in the world: These that Zeus raped, and these whom he wants to rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:56:10 2015 No.13334619 File: 94 KB, 600x1066, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] from twitter

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:57:11 2015 No.13334621 File: 29 KB, 599x337, CCyBa7FUkAAKP8l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334619

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:57:29 2015 No.13334623 >>13334619 >Cerea in farm wench attire Yes...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:57:56 2015 No.13334625 >>13334619 So instead of a training arc, we're getting a farming arc? >>13334621 I forgive the Crab for all his shortcomings now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:58:07 2015 No.13334626 >>13334621 >That buff, country bumpkin Minotaur. >That smug Sheep Girl. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:58:12 2015 No.13334627 File: 88 KB, 600x1066, CCyBb_KUgAAzBTi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334621

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 05:59:12 2015 No.13334632 File: 29 KB, 599x337, CCyBc4TUEAA0dtP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:02:44 2015 No.13334638 >>13334632 I can't even tell what I'm looking at here? An MLG-er's discarded airhorn trove?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:03:21 2015 No.13334642 >>13334638 Those are milkers, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:06:04 2015 No.13334646 File: 93 KB, 574x750, 1a005391d6aad0aaf34b58121c4d9690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334642 That was my second guess. ...I'm thirsty now.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:21:02 2015 No.13334673

Holy shit finally found this thread

Who the fuck made the OP? Never make an OP again. Nothing in the title, nothing in the fucking post that say "Monster Girl", that "Drama-free!" bullshit, shit OP pic, and shit taste in video games. Fucking terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:23:31 2015 No.13334681 >>13334673 I only found it because i thought to try looking for MG instead of Monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:24:28 2015 No.13334684 File: 101 KB, 640x640, 1428577031266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't a tiger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:25:23 2015 No.13334687 >>13334684 Of course I would, just not a cub like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:25:44 2015 No.13334688 >>13334684 you're right, i'm not into cosplay

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:32:18 2015 No.13334691 File: 614 KB, 1000x1064, 1408472141268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Woah, hey guys. Welcome to EB Alps."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:35:17 2015 No.13334696 >>13334684 Of course not, they are not a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:38:56 2015 No.13334700 >>13334691 EB? >>13334696 Nyet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:39:24 2015 No.13334701 >>13334684 That's some serious cosplay-tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:39:27 2015 No.13334702 >>13334691 Emergency Buoyant Alps? Doesn't look like she'd make for good ballast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:39:57 2015 No.13334703 >>13333256 sigh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:44:34 2015 No.13334710 >>13334696 Still fed up abut that, aren't you? I mean, I remember when the vote was ACTUALLY rigged for the Bromont Bartender vote, and Pharaoh didn't make it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:46:42 2015 No.13334714 >>13334710 What? I'm merely asserting the empirically proven fact that tigers are not a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:46:42 2015 No.13334715 File: 130 KB, 1000x1000, 1413329632646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334710 Not him but NEVER FORGET. NEVER FORGIVE. TIGER LOVERS ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:48:15 2015 No.13334717 Would you let a extremely shy and lacking in self confidence Vampire girl turn you? she doesn't really want to, she's just doing what her mother told her to do with boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:50:00 2015 No.13334719 >>13334717 I see no reason not to, provided I won't sparkle as a side effect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:51:41 2015 No.13334723 >>13334717 I have a thing for cute vampires so sure.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:53:31 2015 No.13334726
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>>13333256
So I NEARLY made a new thread praising Kikimora's before I realized I forgot to search for "MG". And behold, a thread does exist.

Now headpat the Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 06:56:25 2015 No.13334728 >>13334684 Etotama is fun, too bad all the girls are cosplay tier >>13334700 >>13334702 >they don't copy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:00:32 2015 No.13334734 >>13334723 Even if she was HEALTH?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:08:22 2015 No.13334744 File: 581 KB, 1080x1920, nzmiyKk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loen's art is getting spooky

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:09:24 2015 No.13334745 File: 582 KB, 1920x1080, z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334744 that and this where on his imgur

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:09:40 2015 No.13334746 >>13334691 I guess she does have a rather long neck here

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:10:02 2015 No.13334748 >>13334744 Spooky hot, you mean. >>13334745 Or spooky cute?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:12:40 2015 No.13334757 File: 10 KB, 877x758, nile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334748 hot sure, but still spooky the second one is just cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:14:14 2015 No.13334761 >>13334744 Fearboners are good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:19:39 2015 No.13334775 >>13334726 I miss danna, he drew cute kikis

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:28:15 2015 No.13334794 >>13334744 I personally like it. It has the monster element that Rachnee stresses about constantly, which you don't often see in art surrounding her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:32:16 2015 No.13334798 >>13334744 This is great, but >>13334745 is the best thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:33:35 2015 No.13334801 >>13334745 >Dog >Isn't Dog Paddling 0/10

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:36:49 2015 No.13334804

>>13334801
I remember an anon probably anubisfucker asked for an Anubis with water wings swimming in the nile
I saw it when i was taking shitty drunk MS paint requests >>13334757

so i don't know if loen also saw it and just did it later, or anubisfucker asked for it again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:44:10 2015 No.13334817 >>13334734 Especially if she was HEALTH.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 07:49:19 2015 No.13334826 >>13334717 Sure, and I will make her confident in herself in the process.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:11:08 2015 No.13334860

>>13334826
Why stop there?

I'll make her fucking haughty. I'll be her cute little boy servant and show her how to be a proud and dominant Vampire Mistress!

>>13334734
>>13334817
I'll also bake her sweets to as a reward for when she perfects that Ojou-sama laugh. A plump Ojou-sama is a happy Ojou-sama!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:11:33 2015 No.13334862 >>13334726 Of course, head pats, a cup of tea and some egg vibrators for the lovely Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:19:47 2015 No.13334877 >>13334860 >Why stop there? I like the way you think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:24:05 2015 No.13334884 File: 287 KB, 392x800, I'll even post the lewds nobody has seen if you help decide.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bravely Default or Fire Emblem Awakening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:29:43 2015 No.13334893 >>13334884 Awakening was fun, I haven't played Bravely Default yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:31:00 2015 No.13334898 >>13334884 This isn't /v/ and both are shit 3DS JRPGs. Try Etrian Odyssey 4, or look into the DS library of great JRPGs. Regardless fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:36:10 2015 No.13334907 >>13334884 Disgaea, it has more monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:53:05 2015 No.13334942 File: 151 KB, 700x872, 1395960163198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread's as dead as the social life of an Oomukade.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:58:28 2015 No.13334948
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>>13334942
I expect it's because they can't find us here. I'm here all day erry day but even I was ready to give up before I spotted 'shroomy at the last second.

Like a seahorse without her commandments, I was.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:01:14 2015 No.13334955 File: 184 KB, 423x489, BDPB_Airy2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334884 Bravely Default

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:02:06 2015 No.13334958 >>13334942 I'd make sure her sex life isn't >>13334884 Bravely Default and lewds of what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:05:28 2015 No.13334970 >>13334948 On the plus side it makes it harder for shitposters to find the thread. So there's that. >>13334958 >I'd make sure her sex life isn't Get in line.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:05:58 2015 No.13334973
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>>13334942
It's ironic: when the thread's fast-moving with good discussion I'm in the middle of writefagging and have to ignore it.
But now I've finished my update and am just kicking my heels waiting for my proofreader, there's no fun to be had.
Why you do this to me, /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:08:32 2015 No.13334979 >>13334958 >>13334970 Anons, please. Surely you wouldn't tick it in a creepy crawly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:10:20 2015 No.13334984 >>13334973 Update of what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:13:44 2015 No.13334986 >>13334979 I absolutely would stick it in a creepy crawly, and cuddle her afterwards

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:13:53 2015 No.13334987 File: 736 KB, 724x1024, 22e7eb9f733c1dc5e88011b4af0dde95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334979 I would if I could. Creepy crawlies are lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:16:58 2015 No.13334994 File: 383 KB, 1032x693, that armor is to tight for you baphomet quit being silly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334955 Be honest anon, did you suggest Bravely Default because it has a fairy? >>13334958 Bapho line art lewds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:17:52 2015 No.13334997 File: 123 KB, 550x720, 1309372773642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334984 OK, it's not update, its NEW FIC

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:21:57 2015 No.13335004 File: 219 KB, 607x595, 1359913300476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334884 Fire Emblem

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:22:24 2015 No.13335006 >>13334994 TBH you'll have more fun with FE than BD. FE has a lot of replayability that BD does not. Also are these new lines or what?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:22:31 2015 No.13335007

>>13334986
>>13334987
No! You don't stick it in creepy crawlies. It might give them the mistaken impression that you harbor some kind of romantic affection for them and then you have a clingy crawly on your hands.
All kinds of enthusiastic but awkward attempts to engender further affection follow. Is that what you want? No, I didn't think so either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:25:01 2015 No.13335012 File: 173 KB, 1200x1724, 183_Baphomet_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335006 They are ancient lines, lost in time, and hidden away within the ancient confines of the ruins of MGQ general.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:28:49 2015 No.13335020 File: 281 KB, 913x1280, oomukade7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335007 But anon, that's exactly what I want

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:32:45 2015 No.13335035 >>13334994 No, i chose BD because i've never played a Fire Emblem game

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:35:27 2015 No.13335042 >>13334994 Agnes a cute

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:41:35 2015 No.13335063
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http://imgur.com/a/p36pU

Here you go friends.

Except >>13334898 You're a bustah, a bustah without a 3DS. And I guess >>13334907 for being useless.

Fire Emblem won because BD had the most JRPG intro ever created so I'll beat that in a month or so after I beat FE.

Also because it was a tie vote. I think.

Anyways these were meant for a MGQ side story that never got finished. You know...because the art never got finished.

And like all things in MGQ it's always rape. And no, fuck you, Paradox doesn't count because it's literally a Paradox.

I SWEAR TO FUCK THESE FOOD CAPTCHAS ARE DELIBERATE ADVERTISING TO MAKE PEOPLE HUNGRY, FUCK YOU CAPTCHA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:45:04 2015 No.13335073 File: 374 KB, 777x789, Does a dog eared wildling count.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334898 >Both are shit 3DS JRPG >Recommended the worst EO Shit nigga at least say a GOOD EO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:45:53 2015 No.13335079 >>13334884 Awakening has 3, possibly 4, dragon girls and a rabbit girl BD has a Shitty Fairy and a shitty second half

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:46:55 2015 No.13335082 >>13335079 But can I fuck them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:49:00 2015 No.13335086 >>13335063 FE won because it's filled with literal waifus you can marry and have children with Just like kancolle and it's marriage system

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:52:31 2015 No.13335097 >>13335082 You can fuck three of the dragons and the rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:53:23 2015 No.13335100 >>13335097 it is in fact encouraged to fuck one or two of them due to the game being eugenics and pedigrees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:55:41 2015 No.13335105 >>13335097 Does this mean Fire Emblem is like... mgg's game? Other than Tobihime.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:58:19 2015 No.13335113

>>13335020
No you don't.
Nobody would want to be greeted by the sight of breakfast served by a creepy crawly only wearing an apron and a smudge of whipped cream on their cheek.
Nobody would want to take a creepy crawly to a step dance performance and then a few days later catch her trying to imitate what she saw when she thinks nobody is watching. Dozens of legs clacking at a breakneck speed on the floorboards.
Nobody would want to sneak up behind one and blow into her ears while warping their hands around their waist, making her freak out and knock something over before realizing who is behind them and comfortably settling into their embrace. And definitely nobody would start laughing together with a creepy crawly almost immediately after, because apparently she just spilled a bowl of spaghetti.
Nobody would want to go home to find a creepy crawly in a frilly babydoll, with a monster half several hues lighter, telling them they just finished moulting and their body extra sensitive right now.
Nobody would want to wake up with an creepy crawly draped over them with a flushed face, half lidded eyes because she licked their face after seeing they were drooling in their sleep and now she's combing her fingers through their hair while stumbling out all the things she wants to do with them between hot and heavy breaths.
Nobody!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:58:41 2015 No.13335114 >>13335082 That is in fact the point of Awakening

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 09:59:43 2015 No.13335119

>>13335082
Yes, you can fuck them and have daughterus with them
Paladin girls, stalkers, lolis and tomoko-tier stalker also available for fucking and breeding
Your daughteru becomes new unit in your party, so you can smite evil shit with your waifu and daughteru together

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:00:12 2015 No.13335120 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, oomukade8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335113 *Everybody!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:00:37 2015 No.13335124 >>13335113 You're right anon, I don't want ANY of those things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:02:36 2015 No.13335127 >>13335124 Finally a reasonable person.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:08:33 2015 No.13335144
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>>13335063
>Except >>13334898 (You) You're a bustah, a bustah without a 3DS
Nigga I bought a 3DS at launch and own a good chunk of the worthwhile games. I know what I'm talking about. You think this is some fucking game or some shit?

>>13335073
4 isn't bad at all though. Worst EO is 2. 3 is the best though, can't argue that.

>You will never get into an argument with your waifu about what game in a series is best

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:08:42 2015 No.13335145 >>13333256 for fucks sake... as someone who browses at work and uses a no-image script, OP kill yourself. barely found the thread

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:12:26 2015 No.13335154

>>13335119
Making a FemMU and going for Chrom probably gives the best story overall, since you get a unique scene with Lucina. Plus it means her and Morgan are siblings, which also grants some unique dialogues.

Cherche is pretty great if you're a MaleMU.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:12:56 2015 No.13335156 >>13335120 Come on, Anon. I'm starting to think you're one of those depraved individuals that would actually consider taking an Oomukade in wedlock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:13:04 2015 No.13335157 >>13335144 >There will never be an EO game with only MGs that you woo instead of fight

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:16:12 2015 No.13335165 >>13335154 I'm in it for Tiki's Tikis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:16:19 2015 No.13335166 >>13335156 I would happily marry an Oomukade

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:16:30 2015 No.13335167 >>13335154 >playing as a grill in self-insert game with marriage and children system Alp pls go

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:18:19 2015 No.13335171 >>13335167 >implying you don't want to be Chrom'd inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:19:28 2015 No.13335175 >>13335167 >implying you don't want to feel the pleasure of being chrom'd inside Though really, I've always identified more with female characters in games than male.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:20:31 2015 No.13335178 I am curious, how many of the anons here legit buy the japanese MG games like MGQ and the others?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:22:23 2015 No.13335180 Well at least you can't fuck a dragon as a femaleMU in FE. ...Right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:23:07 2015 No.13335183 >>13335166 Vile. I bet you'd take great pleasure in the knowledge of how the kiss after your wows turns her on, for reasons other than your saliva's effect on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:24:29 2015 No.13335190 >>13335180 Since it's a Nintendo game homosexual relations are forbidden. Though it's probably for the best, lest certain games become bioware specials and everyone is gay or bi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:25:21 2015 No.13335193 >>13335183 Am I to understand Oomukade kissing would be something some deviants here would enjoy reading about? >>13335190 Are you saying there's a problem with The Iron Bull fucking anything with a hole in it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:25:21 2015 No.13335194 File: 863 KB, 802x603, 03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335171 >>13335175 Confirmed alps The only Chrome I would fuck is pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:25:53 2015 No.13335195 >>13335194 >blood no thanks bruh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:26:22 2015 No.13335197 >>13335194 You can't ignore his girth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:27:53 2015 No.13335199 >>13335180 There is no faggots in glorious nippon land God bless nippon

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:28:47 2015 No.13335201
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>>13335190
I meant more of the Dragon Dick.

The fact Nintendo approves of giving the Dragon Grills the dick but refuses to allow gay in is pretty cool though.

Truly Nintendo are our guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:30:38 2015 No.13335206 >>13335197 Who cares, Donnel best boy

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:32:05 2015 No.13335210

>>13335193
Of course not, duh. Who would be interested in short affectionate pecks, light enough to make one wonder if the softness they felt was just their senses playing a trick on them or long passionate kisses which leave an tingling aftertaste of diluted venom behind.
We're not deviants here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:34:21 2015 No.13335217 >>13334081 >>13334118 These pics are hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:36:42 2015 No.13335222 >>13335210 Oh yes, yes of course. Not like I was going to do anything with that, of course. Of course not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:39:49 2015 No.13335226 >>13335199 >no faggots But the samurai were all gay as rainbows. Tomoko said so!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:40:06 2015 No.13335227 >>13335222 Good, I'd experience deep emotional distress if I found sloppy Oomukade kisses in the future updates of Night Terrors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:40:49 2015 No.13335228 >>13335227 HOW?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:41:17 2015 No.13335230 File: 2.54 MB, 1920x1080, IronBullDAI-1416359136217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335193 Iron bull is my husbando He is so cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:41:54 2015 No.13335232 >>13335230 He's the worst kind of deviant. He likes cocoa

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:42:51 2015 No.13335236 >>13335228 By the way of you including it. I mean, I can't think of any other ways it might show up in the story, but then again, I'm not a clever person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:43:49 2015 No.13335238 >>13335230 I want to ride the bull

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:44:30 2015 No.13335239 >>13335236 No, I mean how did you see through my clever disguise? That was my second post this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:45:39 2015 No.13335242 File: 77 KB, 400x574, First one to talk gets to ride my bull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335230 >>13335232 >>13335238 Cisquisition is garbage and I hope none of you unironically like it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:47:39 2015 No.13335248 >>13335242 I don't have to agree with the Bull's views on trannies to enjoy my campy vanilla romance with Cassandra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:49:41 2015 No.13335253 >>13335242 No anon, This dragon age is the most perfect game around The perfect RPG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FNJjumaV0s

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:51:52 2015 No.13335258 File: 180 KB, 334x439, crop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335242 CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE CIS-GENDER SCUM

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:52:50 2015 No.13335264 >>13335258 >that hand Never noticed how that slutty slut is practicing handjobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:52:56 2015 No.13335265 >>13335258 >post the first one now you gotta post the rest of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:53:15 2015 No.13335266 >>13335239 I know you better than you know yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:53:41 2015 No.13335267 >>13335258 Hey now, that's too cruel. I like Alps, and I want to dick Alps and make them feel like women. Don't associate them with tumblr SJW shit. I just want my spaghetti spilling succubi, not one that keeps screaming to check my privilege.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:53:51 2015 No.13335268 >>13335266 Get out of here Stalker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:56:31 2015 No.13335273 >>13335267 >faggots who think they were born with wrong gender >become trannies >not associated with SJW shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:57:10 2015 No.13335274 >>13335268 Rude! Also I'm not stalker anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:58:10 2015 No.13335277 >>13335274 Silence your Nimble tongue already.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:58:36 2015 No.13335279

>>13335273
But Alps are just gay guys who get turned into girls.

I don't care, the power of Dick can overcome all! It can even end Tumblr think! I will dick all the SJW Alps into becoming nice lewd bountiful succubi who want to please men with their bodies! I will save the world with my dick!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:59:24 2015 No.13335280 >>13335279 Alps would never become SJWs because they like being oppressed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:00:48 2015 No.13335284 >>13335242 >Look up source of image, thinking it's some kind of bullshit >Nope, just Bioware being themselves >Trying to put that shit in a fantasy setting where being gay would most likely get you hanged

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:01:10 2015 No.13335286 >>13335242 >tfw AAA rpg has sex lines worse than average hentai

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:01:39 2015 No.13335288
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Alps are female.

Just like Nintendo, KC leaves no room for SJW shenanigans or other non-sense.

If I was a SJW gay male, I'd be screaming that Nintendo / KC are raping me by forcing heterosexual relations only.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:02:16 2015 No.13335289 >>13335284 >most likely Okay so you do realize that the fact that it's a fantasy setting means that "most likely" doesn't really apply, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:03:17 2015 No.13335292 >>13335286 But wouldn't porn naturally be better at it than something that isn't porn?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:04:19 2015 No.13335293

>>13335289
Well it does contradict the lore in the original Dragon Age if I remember correctly, to have a word in his species language for transgendered shit. Of course, thank God they rectified that, lord knows what the world would do if there was fictional transphobia in a video game. Might trigger some people. Besides DA:I has far more problems than progressive shit thrown in. It's an ugly and buggy mess, and shit writing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:05:35 2015 No.13335295 >>13335293 >contradict the lore I have no idea if that's true or not, and I don't think I care because between the first two games they just gave the Qunari horns. >shit writing That applies for almost everything nowadays.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:05:43 2015 No.13335296

>>13335289
You're right, they'd just be castrated instead.

>>13335286
It's all written by an "English Major" who has an impressive portfolio of things like homosexual fanfiction. Or that's all it was before she got hired.

>>13335292
They both can have atrocious dialogue or decent or good dialogue. Porn or not porn doesn't really matter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:06:09 2015 No.13335297 >>13335277 Never! My thoughts will soar free through the internet, professing my undying love for frisky mature werecats and adorable centipedes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:07:14 2015 No.13335299 >>13335292 By that logic all porn should have super sex writing. But 99% of lines in porn are boner-killers

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:08:20 2015 No.13335302

>>13335296
>castrated instead
It's like you're being stupid on purpose. That world is not the real world. Their medieval-esque fantasyland had rampant gayness in it, and just because fags were killed in our world, doesn't mean it applies there. Get it? IT ISN'T REAL. REAL WORLD CONTEXT NOT APPLICABLE.
>>13335299
>99%
You must have the weakest boners in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:09:27 2015 No.13335306 >>13335297 If only my heart hadn't lost its way, I'd join you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:09:43 2015 No.13335308 >>13335302 Biodrone detected.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:10:11 2015 No.13335309
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>"Yo yo daddy-o! Nice place ya got here! Think I'll bum out here for a while, you don't mind, do you? Of course not, you're my slave now! You can call me Aqun-Athlok, pronouns Thon/Thon. Now, be a good manservant and get in that kitchen. Wait, no, give me a paw massage. Wait, no, feed me, while giving me a paw massage. Oh, and put Spongebob on the Telly. I like that shit, my favorite episode is the one where he gets a Splinter, shits funny. Chop chop faggot."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:10:27 2015 No.13335311 >>13335308 But anon, I'm never going to buy another one of their games again, how am I a drone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:11:35 2015 No.13335314 >>13335309 Well, I was needing a new rug anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:12:06 2015 No.13335315 >>13335309 2furry4me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:13:34 2015 No.13335320 >men who pick female MC when there's a choice >straight Pick only one

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:14:03 2015 No.13335322 >>13335302 >fags were killed in our world Truly, the best epoch

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:14:29 2015 No.13335323 >>13335320 >Not wanting to be a cute girl >Not wanting to undress a cute girl >Not wanting to pretend to be a cute girl doing lewd girl things

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:14:49 2015 No.13335324 >>13335320 >wanting to spend 90% of a game staring at a guy's backside >straight Pick only one.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:14:54 2015 No.13335325
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I just now realized something.

KC's in this fantasy medieval setting which means gay humans are likely persecuted or at a bare minimum severely frowned down upon by most, if not out of disgust than for not breeding human woman to combat the MG threat.

And the Demons of MGE all seek to turn human males into MG loving Incubi to further spread their influence / love, and if a gay human turns Incubus they actually go Alp.

Think about it, a gay guy in MGE has to watch out for everyone. The prettier fuccbois probably have to worry even more.

Humans, Demons, at best a gay man is safe from normal monster girls but I'm sure some of them would rape his fruit of the loom ass for spirit energy anyway.

KC is basically anti-gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:15:57 2015 No.13335327 >>13335323 Fuck off to /v/ or /a/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:16:23 2015 No.13335328 File: 559 KB, 657x890, 1427330577014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335325 >KC is basically anti-gay. Is this supposed to be a bad thing or something? Look, he's not killing them, shouldn't that be good enough?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:16:36 2015 No.13335329 Can we go back to talking about Oomukade guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:17:59 2015 No.13335332 File: 143 KB, 858x1599, oomukade5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335329 I second this notion

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:18:23 2015 No.13335334 >>13335320 >What you play as in a video game determines your sexual orientation

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:18:31 2015 No.13335335 File: 176 KB, 700x742, 1429018956291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Requesting for a Oomukade version of this pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:18:39 2015 No.13335336 >>13335325 Wait, are you saying he's the hero we need but not the one we want or deserve?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:19:16 2015 No.13335340
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>>13335309
Yo Ace!

One of your girlfriend's is here. I think, I honestly can't tell them apart, it's like they are all clones or something, can you come in here and help her along?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:19:41 2015 No.13335341 >>13335320 Who cares if there is no relationship system. If a girl avatar has nice ass and model, why not?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:19:59 2015 No.13335343

>>13335332
So... indirect kisses?
>>13335334
But anon, don't you udnerstand? Being a man is hard work. You have to fight back against faggotry all the time, or else you stop being a man and turn into a fag. Take the color red for example. You can't ever wear anything with any shade of red in it, or else you turn into a fag. If you bleed, and there's red coming out of you? You turn into a fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:21:53 2015 No.13335348 >>13335343 >So... indirect kisses? How lewd

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:22:56 2015 No.13335352 >>13335343 Make them as direct as can be. Also, worshiping those patterns across their torsos, arms and necks with your tongue and lips.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:24:16 2015 No.13335355 >>13335343 How red color makes you a faggot? Maybe you mean light blue or pink?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:24:25 2015 No.13335356
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>>13335328
I didn't say it was bad.

>>13335336
I don't know, but you technically can't persecute gay guys if they don't exist because they are Alps.

...Food for thought really, perhaps Demon's do it as a kindness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:25:30 2015 No.13335358 >>13335355 Red is a girl's color anon, every man knows that. Only fags don't know about it. Guess that makes you a fag, huh? See how hard it is, being a man?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:25:34 2015 No.13335359 >>13335343 >Red makes you gay But red maeks you go fastah!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:25:47 2015 No.13335360 >>13335309 >Put her on all fours >Raise her ass up >Ram dick into pussy repeatedly I'm the boss around here!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:27:25 2015 No.13335365 File: 204 KB, 800x800, 1428646048489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335359 Yes, and you know why? Because when you're a fag, you need to run away from lynch mobs. So yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:28:41 2015 No.13335369 File: 111 KB, 500x600, 1428672767199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335343 >So... indirect kisses? Why go for indirect when you can do the real thing and reduce her to a quivering wreck with saliva.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:29:45 2015 No.13335371 >>13335369 Because MC-kun is a decent person who would never take advantage of a girl down on her luck he's supposed to be taking care of. He'd never think to do anything lewd or depraved to her. At all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:30:12 2015 No.13335373 File: 42 KB, 512x512, continue waiting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335365 Wat da Zog u talkin bout humie?! It makes you go fastah! FASTAH! Nuthin else you 'ere!?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:31:11 2015 No.13335374

So what happen to a switch gay couple under DE influence? The ones who love being fucked just as much as fucking. Or any gay who likes being a gay male and doesn't want to be a "girl" transgender
Turning them into dickless alps would be unfair and their hearts don't want it. So they would be just gay incubus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:31:32 2015 No.13335377 >>13335373 There, see? Dressed in spiky leather and stuff. Typical fag. Probably turned green form the Gay Rot. Yup.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:31:36 2015 No.13335378 >>13335309 Sure, just got sit on the bean bag chair while I get some stuff ready.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:32:15 2015 No.13335379 >>13335374 Nah they're Alping. Demonic Energy will influence them to find other men of their own. If they don't like it, too bad. Should've thought twice before wanting to take it up the ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:32:31 2015 No.13335381 >>13335371 But he already has, on several occasions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:32:36 2015 No.13335382 >>13335374 Both go alp and team up to get a guy to share

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:32:38 2015 No.13335383 >>13335374 Any gay incubus goes Alp, whether they take or give.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:33:44 2015 No.13335386 >>13335381 It's not his fault. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:34:04 2015 No.13335387 >Turning them into dickless alps would be unfair and their hearts don't want it. Mamono mana will make them like it. Same thing goes for straight men and getting raped by monstergirls.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:34:32 2015 No.13335388

>>13335374
Logic would say they're just gay dudes in a monster world.

But the 'hugbox' rules would state there can be no penis other than the self inserts, or any kind of situation that would make someone feel 'uncomfortable,' including meeting someone who is gay. Japs don't actively hate gays like people in the southern US do, but the topic makes a lot of them pretty anxious. For the most part, they view gays as kind of a joke and they're 'not really like that.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:34:56 2015 No.13335392 >>13335365 >I will never princess carry my Dragon waifu s u f f e r i n g

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:35:21 2015 No.13335395 >>13335371 Right. He surely won't pop the mother of all boners when he sees the effect of his saliva on said girl. I'm sure he'll also be able dismiss thoughts of burying his face in that musky oomukade venom pot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:36:41 2015 No.13335400 >>13335379 >>13335382 >>13335383 But alp profile says >Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman What if a faggot doesn't want to be girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:37:10 2015 No.13335401 >>13335395 And he totally won't buy catnip because someone on the internet says it works on Werecats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:37:24 2015 No.13335402 >>13335343 Must suck being a Blood then. No wonder the Crips hate them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:38:16 2015 No.13335406 >>13335402 Well no offense, but the Crips really are handicapped.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:39:32 2015 No.13335412

>>13335400
Post the complete sentence you asshole
>Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman, or be with a man, and used the Demonic energy taken in upon becoming an Incubus, which is normally used to boost their spirit energy generation facility, to instead destroy it.

>or be with a man,

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:39:50 2015 No.13335413 >>13335400 Love of the dick Anon, that's all that it takes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:40:11 2015 No.13335414 File: 285 KB, 800x800, 1428646543458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335365 >being a wimpy bitch in front of your waifu

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:40:38 2015 No.13335415

>>13335401
I was too occupied by thoughts of creepy crawly venom to even consider that. Magnificent.

On the other hand, this implies an as of yet unprecedented proactiveness on his part. I'm intrigued as to how these events will definitely not unfold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:40:56 2015 No.13335417 >>13335412 That's really sad, considering the majority of gay dudes don't want to be women. Just another reason MGE is shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:42:44 2015 No.13335425 >>13335415 >not realizing yet that MC-kun will fall into the depths of depravity And what's with the "unprecedented proactiveness"? He gave her a bath and a haircut of his own volition, didn't he?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:43:04 2015 No.13335427 >>13335417 >getting rid of all faggots >bad >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:44:01 2015 No.13335430 >>13335427 >Caring who other people love >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:44:01 2015 No.13335431 >>13335427 >lgbt board How long have we had that shit? Jesus fucking christ moot...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:45:07 2015 No.13335436 >>13335427 Do you seriously believe that you are being clever, anon?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:45:39 2015 No.13335437

>>13335430
Now anon, remember what I said about it being hard to stay a man? If a man sees someone who is a fag and doesn't immediately take action to attack them, the gay germs will see the man is weak and then infect him, thus turning him into a fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:45:42 2015 No.13335438 >>13335425 >MC-kun will fall into the depths of depravity >Night Terrors becomes the MG version of school days

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:47:09 2015 No.13335442 >>13335438 I admit School Days crossed my mind once, but there's no way in hell I'm going to put them on a boat, no matter how nice it is. I believe in happy endings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:47:32 2015 No.13335443 >>13335427 >getting rid of all faggots Is it really considered "getting rid of them" when they're turned into girls and made even more dick hungry?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:47:37 2015 No.13335445 >>13335320 It's like you want to see a man's ass all the time. >>13335325 Japan hates women and gays, this is a well-known fact.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:48:08 2015 No.13335446 >>13335430 Frankly, a lot of gay guys would prefer /pol/ over /lbgt/ for one simple reason. A lot of gay guys fucking hate dykes and trannies for piggybacking on the success that gay men have made for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:50:51 2015 No.13335455 >>13335445 >Japan hates women and gays Two groups you should absolutely give no quarters to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:51:56 2015 No.13335459 File: 392 KB, 750x1000, 45823256_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335455 That's funny and all but can we talk about monster girls instead?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:52:11 2015 No.13335461

>>13335425
Yes, but that was something that needed to be done for both her comfort as well as health. He clearly cares about her wellbeing, so even if he was looking forward to it for more base reasons, any such satisfaction he gained was a welcome side benefit, rather than a goal in itself.

Buying catnip with the explicit hopes that it will elicit some reaction (and we can all guess what the reaction hoped is, for if his remarks for her big fat cat assets are anything to go by) shows a clear change in his approach to things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:52:53 2015 No.13335466 >>13335459 No, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:53:48 2015 No.13335469 >>13335466 maybe you'll be more comfortable on /v/ or /pol/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:54:04 2015 No.13335470 >>13335459 Oh dear, she must be sweaty! Lemme lick her clean! >>13335461 >clear change Well it is going to be a while before we get to the point where such an idea occurs to him, with lots of tensions getting built. If I ever get to it, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:54:52 2015 No.13335473 >>13335459 I mean, we can. If you want to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:55:28 2015 No.13335475 >>13335473 We can leave your friends behind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:56:32 2015 No.13335480 >>13335417 Cry more, fudge packer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:56:59 2015 No.13335483 >>13335475 Them all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:57:13 2015 No.13335486 File: 522 KB, 810x1200, Apsara_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335475 Cause' your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:57:48 2015 No.13335489 >>13330651 I love finding and reading shit like this because it inspires me to up my game as best I can. Good find.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:58:00 2015 No.13335490 >>13335475 "Saftey Dance" or "I'm my own master"? I can't decide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:58:49 2015 No.13335492 >>13335489 That thing made me lose heart and hope, anon. Why must you tear apart my wounds again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:59:06 2015 No.13335494 >>13335480 ye ya tell 'dose darned homos their place, billy bob!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:59:50 2015 No.13335497 >>13335490 Safety Dance, please. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz5UTprkIX0

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:00:07 2015 No.13335499 >>13335490 Go with "I'm my own master."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:00:34 2015 No.13335501 >>13335490 Safety Dance, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:00:54 2015 No.13335502 >>13335497 >>13335499 >>13335501 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:01:16 2015 No.13335503 >>13335494 Hyuk-hyuk-hyuk, we gun fuck 'em fags in their asses Skeeter! We gun make 'em squeal like pigs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:01:34 2015 No.13335504 >>13335502 Because.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:02:53 2015 No.13335511 >>13335503 >Homophobic Hillbilly Alps hhhhnnnnggg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:03:03 2015 No.13335512 >>13335470 >If I ever get to it, I mean. Aaaaaaaalp!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:03:47 2015 No.13335514 >>13335504 You'll never become the very best with an attitude like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:03:57 2015 No.13335516 >>13335512 What? I might win the lottery tomorrow and get so rich I can tell you all to suck it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:06:00 2015 No.13335523 >>13335516 I'm sure winning the lottery would make you abandon your lucrative business of writing free smut and cute things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:07:20 2015 No.13335526 >>13335516 What, are you poor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:07:29 2015 No.13335527 >>13335523 I could also get run over by a car, get struck by lightning, have a meteorite bash my head, or see find more stuff like>>13335489 and become one of the Heartless because I am enveloped by darkness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:08:43 2015 No.13335531 File: 534 KB, 549x640, 7e027ff76538786dba22d58c19cffb9e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335459 >Lipstick >Duck face >On Yuugi

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:10:12 2015 No.13335539 File: 482 KB, 700x700, 44ca34b0a79541a44af27eefed9ca29f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335414 Why are dragons so good

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:10:16 2015 No.13335540 >>13335531 >>Duck face ...I don't think that's a duck face, given she's working out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:11:24 2015 No.13335546 >>13335540 No one makes that face normally while working out.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:13:30 2015 No.13335550

>>13335539
Because they are the best no matter what.

>Want a smile you can protect? Dragon loli who needs your protection.
>Want someone to protect your smile? Regular dragon
>They can princess carry you
>You can get buff and princess carry them
>It's easy to explain away them being either dominant or submissive depending on your tastes
>Best looking

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:13:37 2015 No.13335551 >>13335539 She's gonna get headpats

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:17:29 2015 No.13335566 >>13335546 It's called exhaling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:18:04 2015 No.13335568 >>13335280 What you did there. I fucking see it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:18:40 2015 No.13335571 File: 55 KB, 640x413, CCzV_VtUsAEAKve.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miia is olev

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:19:11 2015 No.13335573 >>13335571 So skinny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:20:40 2015 No.13335578 >>13335571 Cuck. Cant even stop other girls from getting grabby with her man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:20:44 2015 No.13335579 >>13335571 How do they make a snake's body look weirdly elongated

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:22:58 2015 No.13335587 File: 394 KB, 715x1039, miia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335571 >>13335573 Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:23:07 2015 No.13335588 >>13335309 >Shove so much catnip down her throat she won't come down for three weeks >Drop her off in Monstergirl Land's not Mexico

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:24:08 2015 No.13335591 >>13335571 Now that really is a slut enhanced.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:24:59 2015 No.13335596 >>13335571 >can't see her hips Fucking dropped

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:25:30 2015 No.13335598 >>13335324 >choosing guy means you have to look at his ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:26:35 2015 No.13335603 >>13335587 >>13335578 Aren't lamias supposed to share husbands naturally? Is she's mentally handicapped by her race's standards?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:26:45 2015 No.13335608 File: 943 KB, 1060x1500, 785d8d7ccb0bcef0b71a1d44bee6d0d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335551 I think that was her plan all along

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:27:10 2015 No.13335609 >>13335325 >KC is anti gay Based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:27:18 2015 No.13335610 File: 471 KB, 1280x810, 1429154659557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335596 you can see them more here hopefully they become more pronounced when animated

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:28:49 2015 No.13335616 >>13335335 >tsundere Oomukade You ever beaten with a sock full of pennies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:29:36 2015 No.13335621 >>13335608 >>13335539 Too bad that lower set of upwards curving horns get in the way of kissing and oral.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:30:41 2015 No.13335623 >>13335610 I just noticed Papi's claws don't serve to catch pray in mid-air like the ones of predatory birds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:30:58 2015 No.13335624 >>13335608 Then she's gonna get them. And back rubs

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:31:03 2015 No.13335625

>>13335603
Most of the girls in EMG are dropping what their culture is telling them to do for the Darling D

Miia doesn't want to share
Horse doesn't want to cuck him
Papi doesn't want to forget about him and move on
I don't think much has been said about the other girl's cultures, but Rach is going against her dangerous as fuck body by never really hurting darling

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:33:23 2015 No.13335632 >>13335598 >choosing girl means you're gay Two can play this dumb game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:34:33 2015 No.13335638 >>13335603 >>13335625 I'm glad they act like actual people and not animals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:34:58 2015 No.13335643 >>13335632 I'm not the one who said that though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:36:03 2015 No.13335647 >>13335632 If you self insert as a girl, yeah, you are a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:37:41 2015 No.13335650 >>13335647 So if I play an RPG as an Elf or something, that makes me an Elf in real life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:39:30 2015 No.13335658 >>13335650 I self insert as a female elf getting gang raped and made into a semen dump, but unfortunately I'm not one. Just doesn't work like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:40:04 2015 No.13335660 >>13335658 I will never understand the intricacies of this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:40:34 2015 No.13335663 >>13335625 Just like their moms, I suppose. >>13335638 But actual people act like animals, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:41:35 2015 No.13335667 >>13335650 Some people that roleplay elves want to be elves in real life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:42:27 2015 No.13335670 File: 192 KB, 482x877, 2kuukimora4u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334775 Yeah, the kiki's he drew are great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:42:37 2015 No.13335672 File: 967 KB, 1776x2600, mm27-32.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335663 >Just like their moms, I suppose. for two of them ya, but Miia's mom is full slut and i love it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:42:47 2015 No.13335675 >>13335663 >But actual people act like animals, Anon. So deep, dude.........

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:43:44 2015 No.13335683 >>13335672 That's why I'm saying Miia is mentally handicapped or maybe just a jealous bitch by lamia standards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:44:45 2015 No.13335687 >>13335672 I want to become a communal husband! >>13335683 You do realize there's a difference between mental retardation and adapting different cultural norms?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:45:08 2015 No.13335689

>>13335650

When you go out hurr going out, we're all NEETS here, content in our basements, amirite? do you put on a skirt and walk as if that's the way to be. No, I trust you dress as a guy, because that's what you are. It's one thing to play as a female character, it's another to self insert as her or wanting to be a girl. That other thing is called faggotry. Hope I helped.

And then you have shit like >>13335658 which makes me wish Hitler won.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:45:37 2015 No.13335696 >>13335672 >Miia would have just impotently screamed "Mama!" as a better snake took her man right before her eyes Useless. Literally every other girl would have gone "no, fuck that" and physically stepped in, barring perhaps Mero.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:46:57 2015 No.13335702 >>13335683 Are you one of those people who think all monster girls of a species must act exactly the same?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:47:10 2015 No.13335704 >>13333256 I don't usually bitch about OPs as long as the words "Monster girl" are somewhere in the original post, so I can actually find the threads when I search the catalog. But god damn, you really did fuck up this time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:47:30 2015 No.13335706 >>13335696 She was clearly setting up a threesome.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:47:42 2015 No.13335708

>>13335689
I'm going to assume you have zero understanding of how roleplaying games work. It doesn't matter what gender or species the character is, you self inserting as them is part of the damn game, and it doesn't affect your sexual orientation.
I mean it doesn't affect mine, I guess you could be different entirely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:47:50 2015 No.13335709 >>13335696 >hitting your mom what kind of monster are you

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:48:13 2015 No.13335710

>>13335687
Not if it's not cultural but instinctual and Miia has some sort of lamia mental disorder that makes her more human than other lamias. Besides, I didn't say she was mentally retarded for being jealous.
I'm not saying she isn't retarded at all either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:49:34 2015 No.13335713 >>13335710 I'm going to assume it is cultural. Kind of like how savages could become civilized in real life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:49:40 2015 No.13335714 >>13335672 Forked-tongue slut. I-I totally don't want her to stick her slimy tongue down my ear or anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:49:49 2015 No.13335715 >>13335709 A better parallel is >Hitting your dad And I would if I ever needed to. I'd kick the shit out of him if he tried to steal my girl right before me an was "clearly setting up a threesome" fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:50:11 2015 No.13335717 >>13335708 >self inserting as the girl Verdict is out, you're a faggot. Enjoy alping and the coming beatings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:51:22 2015 No.13335720 >>13335715 >having a dad Look at this faggot he didn't come from a broken home!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:51:32 2015 No.13335721 >>13335717 That's nice. You've protected your manhood from gay germs now, right? Good. Now let's get back to Miia's mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:52:49 2015 No.13335726 >>13335720 My dad left but he didn't fuck off. I went and saw him every second weekend. What did yours just up an leave completely? Brutal

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:54:16 2015 No.13335731 >>13335726 Probably was better off for it I don't thing i needed a meth addict in my life

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:54:58 2015 No.13335733 >>13335731 This is the part where we go back to talking about Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:55:43 2015 No.13335737 >>13335731 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:56:59 2015 No.13335741 >>13335616 How does this 2 even connect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:01:31 2015 No.13335757 File: 522 KB, 800x1163, 1409669245274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A lonely tigress practices martial arts under the Moonlight. One day she will do the impossible, what no other Tiger Girl ever did: Become a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:02:50 2015 No.13335763 File: 678 KB, 486x4123, 1408765921448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm surrounded by man sluts... and then there's this >>13335757 asshole!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:03:29 2015 No.13335766 >>13335757 Even if it's an impossible goal, I'd cheer her on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:05:08 2015 No.13335772 >>13335766 To make the impossible possible, a man's heart is needed. A bond of love, be it romantic or platonic, must be forged.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:06:38 2015 No.13335778 >>13335721 But girls can't love girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:07:42 2015 No.13335782 >>13335741 Making Oomukade tsun makes me want to physically assault you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:09:37 2015 No.13335787 File: 394 KB, 813x310, 1400734565335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335778 Sure about that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:09:46 2015 No.13335788 >>13335772 You can't forge a heart though anon. ...Well not yet anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:10:38 2015 No.13335790 >>13335788 I meant the bond must be forged, not the heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:11:17 2015 No.13335792 File: 222 KB, 1280x720, 1412370280153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335787 Damn sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:12:28 2015 No.13335795 >>13335790 So we need a bonding material? I'm sure there's some good adhesives for this somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:13:09 2015 No.13335797 >>13335763 What is this from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:15:02 2015 No.13335801 >>13335795 You need to go on an adventure with that tiger cub, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:17:20 2015 No.13335812 >>13335717 How insecure are you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:18:06 2015 No.13335815 >>13335812 7/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:18:24 2015 No.13335817 >>13335801 Is it an adventure for good? I'm down with that, I need someone to watch my back in a scrap anyway. Maybe we can exchange training regimes and see how it works out too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:19:28 2015 No.13335820 >You will never watch a scary movie with your puppy daughterus >They'll never get scared and run off wimpering >You find them all trying to get into the same spot >their cute little butts and tails hanging out as they try to fit all of themselves in

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:19:54 2015 No.13335821 >>13335812 Wanna try a new buzzword?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:20:06 2015 No.13335822 I remember those insecure kids who wouldn't dare enter a girls bathroom whenever the ball got in there when playing football.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:20:08 2015 No.13335823

>>13335817
>an adventure for good
That depends. Is it your adventure, or hers? If it's yours, it depends on what you're adventuring for. If it's her adventure, then whether or not it is for good depends on whether you think it is a good thing for a Jinko to become a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:20:26 2015 No.13335825 >>13335801 I shall raise her to be a warrior of justice And give her all the cookies you could ever want

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:21:44 2015 No.13335828 >>13335822 That's because everyone knows your dick will fall off and you'll turn into a fag if you go in there. >>13335825 Mentors hare doomed, anon. Be careful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:21:55 2015 No.13335829 >>13335822 Are you high?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:22:34 2015 No.13335831 >>13335829 No, it's too early.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:23:46 2015 No.13335837 >>13335757 >dat ribcage She needs a good steak. Poor lass looks like she's hungry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:26:44 2015 No.13335843 >>13335837 She IS hungry. Hungry for victory, hungry for success, hungry for love. She's fighting to keep her dreams alive. She's got the eye of the tiger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:26:54 2015 No.13335844 >>13335815 >>13335821 You guys seem pretty touchy when it comes to this kinda stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:27:09 2015 No.13335845 >>13335831 The point, my dear anon, is going into a girls bathroom is an easy way to be labeled a rapist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:27:58 2015 No.13335850 >>13335845 Not when you're in elementary school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:30:37 2015 No.13335857 >>13335845 If you're a hairy overweight grown up, sure, but I'm talking about 10 year old children.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:32:12 2015 No.13335864

>>13335850
Dohoho.

Someone hasn't heard the story of the little boy who was playing doctor with a friend, her mother freaked out and pressed charges, when the kid turns 18, he'll be put in the sex offender's registry.

Murrica.

>>13335844
Sure brah

1/10

That's the best I can do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:34:32 2015 No.13335870 >>13335864 >Sure brah >1/10 >That's the best I can do. Holy shit. I seriously think you need to take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:34:36 2015 No.13335871 >>13335857 >ten Yep, too old to pull that shit anymore. Not even talking about feminist occupied murrica.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:35:43 2015 No.13335873 >>13335870 >you need to take it easy. i'm easy cheezy lemon squeezy febreezey bruh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:37:09 2015 No.13335877 >>13335864 This place is starting to smell like /v/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:37:49 2015 No.13335879 >>13335873 >replying to that You're making me look bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:37:53 2015 No.13335880 File: 1.26 MB, 1915x4136, comi11_by_p01ntless-d82wopm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Healthy as Fuck girl? You'd better believe I'd a Healthy as Fuck girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:38:35 2015 No.13335882 >>13335880 I don't have a pig fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:39:00 2015 No.13335887 >>13335880 No fat chicks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:39:07 2015 No.13335888 >>13335880 Go to the gym, fatty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:39:33 2015 No.13335890 >>13335877 It always did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:39:39 2015 No.13335891 >>13335879 >implying you're not me reserve psychology eh? good thinking me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:41:32 2015 No.13335897 >>13335877 >3D is PD >Love the 2D >Incoherent Rage >my tastes>your taste >RULES OF NATURE What was your first clue Layton?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:42:02 2015 No.13335898 >>13335309 Yes, mistress.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:42:32 2015 No.13335901 >>13335880 MOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:42:39 2015 No.13335902 >>13335890 Of course, but I still felt like making that remark.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:43:22 2015 No.13335905 >>13335837 >Give her steak >She loves it >Next thing you know you have a sumo Jinko What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:43:47 2015 No.13335907 >>13335882 >>13335887 >>13335888 >>13335901 >Implying you guys would have the balls to mock a chubby Dragon girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:44:12 2015 No.13335909 >>13335880 >Healthy=Fat No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:45:38 2015 No.13335913 >>13335907 Like she could catch me? She would be out of breath so fast. Fat dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:46:00 2015 No.13335914 >>13335907 Not that this has anything to do with anything, but yes, I would. >"You weigh even more than your hoard."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:46:16 2015 No.13335916 >>13335907 >implying I wouldn't >but only if she was a bitch >Implying this matters because they don't exist anyway Try harder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:46:45 2015 No.13335917 >>13335914 >She has 1 ton of Gold You dead son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:46:56 2015 No.13335918 >>13335907 Why would I openly undeservingly mock anyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:47:36 2015 No.13335920 >>13335917 Throwing cake at me will prove rather useless, I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:48:03 2015 No.13335923 File: 542 KB, 715x1000, c97f140f56ffa40fb85c6bf395e1aaa1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:48:34 2015 No.13335925 File: 1.71 MB, 2000x1500, 1427145107118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We were supposed to have a new drawfag, why don't we?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:48:55 2015 No.13335926 >>13335913 You are now picturing a fattie dragon struggling to fly and catch up to you, rising slightly and falling sharply, until her stamina gives out and she falls face first on the floor, rippling like jello.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:49:10 2015 No.13335927 >>13335923 She just realized she is nopan didn't she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:50:12 2015 No.13335935 >>13335925 Ill bid 50 usd for the one on the left.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:51:03 2015 No.13335940 >>13335927 She could cover up with her tail. >>13335935 You like to break themselves yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:51:26 2015 No.13335941 >>13335920 >not pie So on top of being a fatass she's a no taste pleb. worst dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:51:27 2015 No.13335942 >>13335925 Because black people commit more crime thanks to a combination of low income, absent parenting, a culture that glorifies violence and a herd mentality that punishes people for trying to break from establish behavior patterns.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:51:34 2015 No.13335943
File: 358 KB, 557x581, f4a612d286701e24f62cd9ef4d228f6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13335913
>>13335914
>>13335916
>>13335917
Well, well you just wait! Once she catches you, she'll take you into her hoard and make you her manservant, and clean her hoard, and serve her, and you'll be sorry!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:52:21 2015 No.13335946 >>13335943 Pfft hahaha, yeah sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:52:45 2015 No.13335949 >>13335925 This guy's girls are top notch cuddle material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:53:25 2015 No.13335954 >>13335941 I know right? >>13335943 Time to get /fit/, princess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:54:12 2015 No.13335956 >>13335920 >What is Fire Breath It's probably extra worse cause she's got some gas in the fuel tank.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:55:06 2015 No.13335958 >>13335943 How is she gonna pick me up with those flabby arms? Even if she could, she'd take ten steps and be a sweating, wheezing mess. Pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:55:56 2015 No.13335963 >>13335943 Go tease the fat dragon every day so she chases you like >>13335926 til that day she drops a few hundred kilo/pounds and starts becoming slim and attractive and the day finally comes when she catches you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:56:02 2015 No.13335964 >>13335828 My time was probably coming anyways, my goal is to prepare her for life and make her a better person. If my death pushes her into becoming a noble hero and better person that I can rest easy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:56:18 2015 No.13335966 >>13335956 >fatty >breathing anything Oh yeah, I'd like to see her try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:57:38 2015 No.13335969 >>13335966 >She tries to blow fire when she stomps in range >the effort catching up to you takes a toll and she starts sputtering >Collapses Heh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:57:55 2015 No.13335971 >>13335880 I'd hit that, looks soft as hell. I may even [soiler]Take responsibility >>13335905 See spoiler >>13335907 Yes I do, no one is free from teasing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:58:04 2015 No.13335974 >>13335956 Can barely put out a flame or produce a lasting stream since all that inactivity has weakened her lung capacity. Face it fraulein, you're a failure. Now go back to finishing that whole steer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:00:47 2015 No.13335979 >>13335956 That's so sad I'd probably let her catch me out of pity

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:01:26 2015 No.13335980 File: 370 KB, 700x881, 1418971130119.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 7.4 meters 334kg The sheer weight of a fat dragon means she could not walk up wooden stairs .

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:02:38 2015 No.13335984 >>13335980 Of course not. She'd fly

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:03:38 2015 No.13335989 >>13335979 >being a fatty enabler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nJlK4_mdaY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:03:39 2015 No.13335990 >>13335984 Like a fat dragon could fly up a staircase inside a house? Wait , she wouldn't even be able to get into the house

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:06:32 2015 No.13335998 Healthy =/= fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:08:06 2015 No.13336002 >>13335980 Depends how much muscle that heavy dragon has and the force and lift she could produce.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:08:29 2015 No.13336004

>>13335989
She needs a reward, somthing to show her that she's making progress.
Besides, it's not like I can escape by briskly walking.
If she's serious then we can get her cardio up to a respectable level and then get her lifting.
She can be as soft as she wants as long as she has power when it counts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:08:49 2015 No.13336005 >>13335880 That's not "healthy", that's pretty much fat, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:10:36 2015 No.13336016 >>13336004 *Cant

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:12:04 2015 No.13336019 >>13335990 A yes. Fattie Dragons biggest foe The door way >Get out here so I can rape!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:13:28 2015 No.13336021 File: 63 KB, 433x600, DesertVampire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13333486 Well, a bit late, but I hope you enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:15:23 2015 No.13336029 >>13336021 How can she Tan if she can't go out in the sun?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:16:13 2015 No.13336032 >>13336029 Genetics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:16:32 2015 No.13336033 >>13336029 There are ways...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:18:38 2015 No.13336038 >>13336029 I thought MGE Vampires could go into the sun, and that it just made them super weak.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:21:11 2015 No.13336044 >>13336038 They lose their magic and are weaker physically than an ordinary human girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:23:13 2015 No.13336056 >>13336044 The price some people pay to look good...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:23:56 2015 No.13336058 >>13336044 Right, so it's possible. Carry on everyone, the canon is secure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:25:38 2015 No.13336063 >>13336058 >>13336056 Reading it again, I forgot that garlic makes them drunk. If they eat some, accidentally or not, they get super horny like they just ingested a full pint of oyster extract.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:25:41 2015 No.13336064 >>13336044 That sounds like the perfect Tim to bully one

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:26:00 2015 No.13336065 >>13336029 tanning machines?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:27:41 2015 No.13336068 >>13336021 >Desert Lich >Desert Vampire >Yet still no Erwin Rommel custom skin for Kitsunes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:28:09 2015 No.13336070 >>13336029 NANOMACHINES

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:28:58 2015 No.13336074 >>13336063 So it's good old stake through the hear to take them down?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:29:03 2015 No.13336075 >>13336070 you mean TANOMACHINES

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:29:30 2015 No.13336076 >>13336068 That's not old boot, who would teach me earth phenomena trivia? Rommel fox is good fox

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:30:11 2015 No.13336078 >>13336068 Right, I'll keep that in mind. >>13336075 I for one am not even mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:30:44 2015 No.13336080 >>13336074 That just paralyzes them, you have to decapitate a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:33:43 2015 No.13336089 >>13336080 Hmm, useful information.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:36:07 2015 No.13336093 >>13334621 >Those MASSIVE TRACKS OF LAND Crabman hath outdone himself it seems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:36:34 2015 No.13336095 http://strawpoll.me/4144560

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:36:52 2015 No.13336096 >>13336080 >>13336089 This saddens the Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:38:18 2015 No.13336098 >>13334745 >Anubis in Waterwings He did it! I am happy. I am content. My day is now infinitely brighter thanks to this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:38:23 2015 No.13336099 >>13336096 So? She doesn't care that she's turning us into a member of her shambling hoard. Fuck em.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:40:02 2015 No.13336103 >>13334884 I want Awakening, with Monster Girl Supports and Daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:40:28 2015 No.13336106 >>13334745 And there goes my heart

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:41:54 2015 No.13336109 >>13336099 >bullying a maiden Villain pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:45:41 2015 No.13336116 >>13336095 >No option to give Peanut Butter and watch smack lips for 2 minutes before giving her more Shit poll

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:52:54 2015 No.13336130 >>13336103 Yes, but the FE gameplay sucks though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:53:32 2015 No.13336133 File: 691 KB, 495x750, sexually sensitive tail.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your waifu have a sexually sensitive tail?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:57:27 2015 No.13336140 >>13336133 I want to nibble on a Dark Priest's tail bulb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:03:04 2015 No.13336157 Oh fuck, so this is the right thread.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:04:00 2015 No.13336158

>>13335907
>Openly mock a unhealthily chubby Dragon Girl
>She flushes with anger, and unleashes a torrent of Dragon Flame upon you before flying off
>You survive, but with horribly burns across your body
>Months later, you're living having to frequently see a doctor, have your burns salved and wrapped
>Like some kinda fucking mummy.
>Then, the Dragon who scorched you reappears for the first time
>She's slimmed down, and gained more appropriately Healthy Curves
>She is horrified upon seeing what she did to you when she flew away
>Insists on taking you back to her lair where she will care for you night and day
>Reveals that she slimmed down for you, and never meant to hurt you
>Will probably never forgive herself for letting her flame go out of control then, even if you do, and even if your burns do eventually heal
>All the better for making her cuddle you
Just as planned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:06:04 2015 No.13336165 >>13334745 Is he doing the rest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:08:13 2015 No.13336172 >>13336158 No, I refuse this premise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:08:21 2015 No.13336174 File: 71 KB, 311x450, eenie meenie miney mo, i wonder where my glove will go.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Aw, that's cute. >He thinks he has a choice

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:08:42 2015 No.13336177 >>13336157 Oh, so someone made another thread? Great job OP, you fucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:09:42 2015 No.13336180 >>13336172 No pain no gain, anon. >>13336174 >That oil jug I repeat. >You will never receive a nuru massage in the lubed coils of a lamia Saddening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:10:34 2015 No.13336181 >>13336174 >she thinks she has a chance Less cute and more sad actually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:16:08 2015 No.13336196 >>13336158 Being a burn victim like that is horrible pain for the rest of your days or worse, total numbness and scar tissue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:18:37 2015 No.13336200 >>13336158 >letting yourself be set on fire for a girl I am shaking my head side to side with a disdainful look.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:19:07 2015 No.13336201 >>13336196 I know. Can always go "Magic bitch!" or alternatively she has some kind of magical Dragon Ointment in her possession. Think outside the box.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:19:08 2015 No.13336202 >>13336180 >No pain no gain, anon. But there is nothing to gain here, friend. She is just a shitty dragon with either obvious anger issues or a lowered mental capacity to not realize it would burn you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:20:08 2015 No.13336204 >>13336174 Do you want paladins? Cause that's how you get paladins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:21:11 2015 No.13336205 >>13336177 Yes. It was bound to happen eventually

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:21:46 2015 No.13336208 >>13336204 The more, the merrier.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:21:49 2015 No.13336209

>>13336201
If the guy is stuck with those horrible burns as per the story, then it just plain sucks. Not to mention he probably looks like a real mummy underneath the bandages.

Best end is him suing her for her whole hoard, leaving her poor and destitute while he can afford to drug himself into a painless stupor for the rest of his life and look for a decent girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:23:20 2015 No.13336210 File: 167 KB, 1000x602, 49605056_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't bully the Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:25:45 2015 No.13336214 >>13336210 would dress up as Balrog

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:26:19 2015 No.13336215 >>13336210 Fat, shitty Dragons? Yes, they should be bullied. Your Dragon waifu? Also yes, because it stimulates the dere side.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:26:21 2015 No.13336216 >>13336210 Fuck you, those haughty bitches need someone to take them down a couple notches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:27:05 2015 No.13336218 >>13336210 What if she reveals her dark, nasty secret by severing her tail to free herself?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:27:38 2015 No.13336220

>>13336209
As opposed to being magically healed because magic?

>>13336202
The intent I was thinking was more like she released a burst of flames to cover her fleeing from him in embarrassment, not realizing that it was strong enough to actually even reach him at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:27:57 2015 No.13336221 File: 405 KB, 733x800, 1429298877267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336208 Put on your 3D glasses cunt, it's coming at ya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:28:12 2015 No.13336222 File: 110 KB, 900x1200, 1428646028342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336210 oh god we made her angry

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:28:38 2015 No.13336223 >>13336218 Dragonnewt pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:28:47 2015 No.13336224 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by an apsara because you missed the thread with a fucked up OP

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:29:31 2015 No.13336226

>>13336220
The story obviously indicated there was no lol magic easy fix button, or the guy wouldn't be stuck with burns and being cared for the rest of his life in the first place. And when a dragon doesn't have the money or magic to fix you up in a story, you're shit out of luck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:30:01 2015 No.13336230 File: 1.99 MB, 2988x2701, I'll delete it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13334884 FEs Paladins look cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:31:02 2015 No.13336233 File: 648 KB, 1200x1724, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Valentine's day would be lewd as fuck in MG city. Broken pelvises everywhere

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:31:24 2015 No.13336234 File: 61 KB, 600x800, 14e46f151e9bbb7f4e1291f621d1a515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336222 More like upset.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:31:45 2015 No.13336235 I don't like horse pussy. Yet I want KC to do Pegasus girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:32:06 2015 No.13336238 File: 34 KB, 455x661, 1419828947399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336221 My body is ready.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:32:28 2015 No.13336240

>>13336226
>Story obviously indicated there was no lol magic easy fix button
Where? The only thing I indicated was that the guys taking care of him in whatever village or town didn't have access to such.

I left out the prospect of his burns healing until the Dragon started caring for a reason, implying that yes, she may in fact have some means of fixing him up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:32:44 2015 No.13336242 >>13336222 I'll smack her ass and act as a decoy, the rest of you run! >>13336224 >You will never be double teamed by an Apsara and a Holst

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:33:18 2015 No.13336243 >>13336233 >giving fucks This goes firmly against my principals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:33:58 2015 No.13336248 File: 371 KB, 671x515, give it give it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336233 Google didn't do shit, name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:34:04 2015 No.13336249 >>13336235 You're entitled to your incorrect opinion, but you still have shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:34:30 2015 No.13336250 >>13336242 >mixing regular milk and chocolate milk urge to purge rising

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:34:35 2015 No.13336251 >>13336248 Dunno, but just search Mizuryu Kei on SadPanda.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:37:19 2015 No.13336258 >>13336240 "Care for you night and day" indicates long term care needed "If burns eventually heal" indicates no simple, quick, or effective fix like finger-snapping magic. This just in. Words mean things. More at eleven.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:39:52 2015 No.13336263 >>13336249 You're saying I have shit taste because I don't like horse pussy?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:40:01 2015 No.13336264

>>13336258
Haha.

But anyway, while you may have a point with the wording choice of the latter, the point I was trying to get across with the former is that, even once the burns do heal, she's still going to be extremely attentive to you, even if you don't need it any more.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:42:21 2015 No.13336268

>>13336258
The words meant that even if your wounds heal she'll still never forgive herself.
You could be better than ever after quaffing a magic potion, and she still won't forgive herself. You could have skin grafts put on your burns and she still won't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:42:37 2015 No.13336269 >>13336251 The guy from the fuck park, "international rape is best" "take you temperature in y mouth" nurse and other great hits? Why is he so based?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:42:41 2015 No.13336270 >>13336215 >>13336216 >>13336222 >Literally bullying a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:43:02 2015 No.13336274 >>13336269 Because sluts make for good fappin'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:47:27 2015 No.13336283 >>13336270 >not bullying a dragon Why do you refuse to gain power?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:47:38 2015 No.13336284 >>13336270 YOLO PUTO

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:48:30 2015 No.13336287 >>13336270 I would always bully the dragon. Fat or /fit/ Short or tall Flat or busty I'll bully them All!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:51:06 2015 No.13336295 >>13336269 >tfw when japs are making "Mizuryu fuckland park" event IRL http://www.fetifes.com/mizuryuland.html

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:51:07 2015 No.13336296

>>13336270
>not bullying dragons

It's like you want them to think they can do whatever they want, like carrying off your Holst girlfriend to make her a servant.
Nah, fuck that shit, haughty dragons get punched in the nose. Have Sage's Water poured on their hoards, and have mean things said about them on Monsterbook.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:52:45 2015 No.13336301 File: 285 KB, 826x630, 1418323517293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336214 Balrog-chan best demon next to Diablo-tan

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:53:17 2015 No.13336304 >>13336270 It does seem like a surprisingly effective method of obtaining a Dragon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:54:43 2015 No.13336310 >>13336295 >none of those girls are nearly as hot as glorious 2d sluts Complete immersion VR is my last hope for this world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:55:21 2015 No.13336312 >>13336304 Won't work if they're older than a pup/whelp. Impossible to bully then unless you're a pretty high ass level.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:57:06 2015 No.13336318 >>13336312 I wouldn't say so. You can totally bully Christmas Cake Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:59:27 2015 No.13336325 >>13336312 Anon, Bullying them at that level is perfect because if they do anything it means you've gotten to them and made them stoop to your level

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:59:45 2015 No.13336327 File: 414 KB, 600x853, Dragon Girl something 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336318 I don't think you want to bully them since it's easier to waifu them than a regular Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:59:53 2015 No.13336331 >>13336295 >http://www.fetifes.com/mizuryuland.html NO...FUCKING...WAY.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:01:56 2015 No.13336336 >>13336295 I don't know how I should feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:02:15 2015 No.13336338 >>13336331 Jap government has to do something to get people reproducing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:02:19 2015 No.13336339 >>13336295 Get the fuck out of here. This is fake, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:05:08 2015 No.13336351 >>13336295 This is amazing. I want to know how this turns out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:06:50 2015 No.13336356 >>13336310 I think this one looks pretty good http://exhentai.org/s/e5e0972c34/795811-174 http://exhentai.org/s/43a4885cf4/778687-4

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:07:10 2015 No.13336357 File: 25 KB, 250x250, 1427350344642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336295 >Park full of whores

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:07:42 2015 No.13336358 >>13336331 >>13336295 Is this like a fucking jap Disneyland of Sex? Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:08:56 2015 No.13336364 >>13336338 If I can get a little /pol/ here for a second: Absolute degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:08:56 2015 No.13336365 >>13336356 >A Fuckable 3D Woman What kind of gypsy bullshit is this?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:11:57 2015 No.13336375

>>13336358
>>13336357
>>13336351
>>13336338
>You get tested for STDs, maybe genetic screening
>If ou pass, you get to fuck any willing girl in the park
>Can even impregnate them
>If neither party wants the kid, gubment steps in and raises them to be the new workforce and soldiers of japan

GIGA NIGGA MODE ENGAGE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:13:07 2015 No.13336380 >>13336375 This is complete horseshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:14:53 2015 No.13336388 >>13336375 >Can impregnate them You're so full of shit I could sell you for fertilizer at Cash Ambury's Big Bargain Barn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:15:19 2015 No.13336390 >>13336375 Don't make shit up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:15:43 2015 No.13336391 >>13336338 >>13336375 Well, it's either that or let a bunch of gaijins in. We all know which one they'd rather do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:17:55 2015 No.13336399 >>13336380 >>13336388 >>13336390 The giga nigga thing didn't clue you in that I was just projecting my hopes on what this park is gonna be? Get a sense of humor for fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:19:06 2015 No.13336404 >>13336399 I'm talking about the park as a whole you fucking twit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:20:19 2015 No.13336411 >>13336391 >foreign piggus descend on the park in droves >muh dick everywhere >nip women cumming their brains out on that thick gaijin cock >nip women give up on nip men completely MFW an entire country NTR'd itself

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:21:34 2015 No.13336414 >>13336404 Fuck you and you sensitivities /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:22:53 2015 No.13336422 >>13336375 Kek It's obviously just a hentai artist collaboration and cosplay fest. Like touhoucon but only this about Mizuryu slutpark

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:23:11 2015 No.13336423 >>13336411 Nip men have already given up on women though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:24:00 2015 No.13336425 >>13336411 >implying they'd let white pigs in Nah man, even though that "Japanese only" sign was only meant to stop them Koreans, no honestly you guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:24:11 2015 No.13336426 File: 2.95 MB, 480x270, d8fdb2100dcc66a6ba9fc5d537049c3a.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336411 >>13336375 >mfw Japan is going to be the birth place of Slaanesh. Should had seen it coming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:25:53 2015 No.13336431 >>13336425 Not all of Japan is Tokyo and dull of xenophobic jackasses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:27:37 2015 No.13336434 Why do people bully chubby scales? I want to cuddle one and make her feel like a powerful dragon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:27:42 2015 No.13336435 >>13336423 Well good, while we fuck their women they can perfect VR and sex robots.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:27:52 2015 No.13336436

>>13336431
You know the funny thing is, I had a friend that went to go teach English for some missionaries that had really close ties to his parents out in the country. Total neckbeard. Now a year later he's got a qt westaboo country girl he's marrying in the Fall and he's staying there permanently and working for the church as a teacher.

Whenever I talk to him, I tell him he's basically living the dream most idiots that gun for never realize. It's like joining the airforce and expecting to be a fighter jock. It just does not happen but to a select few.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:28:01 2015 No.13336437 >>13336426 please, Khorne is where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:28:59 2015 No.13336440 File: 2.30 MB, 1500x1200, 5b36c17c2e48e964443b825f9924aacf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We dragons now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:29:21 2015 No.13336441 >>13336434 Because it's fun and leads to make up cuddling

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:30:24 2015 No.13336443 >>13336434 Because fat fucks shouldn't be validated. Monstergirl or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:31:11 2015 No.13336446 File: 417 KB, 648x905, Dragon by Monomono.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336440 We always were.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:31:32 2015 No.13336447 >>13336426 >>13336437 >Slaanesh >Khorne >Not Nurgle You're both faggots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:31:35 2015 No.13336448 >>13336434 Same reason I would bully a chubby nightmare or Anubis I know he's out there

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:31:59 2015 No.13336450 >>13336431 I guess we'll see in a few years, won't we?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:32:17 2015 No.13336451 >>13336434 Because it motivates them into becoming the biggest and strongest of dragons afterwards.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:33:57 2015 No.13336456

>>13336434

Probably because the hamplanet satellites don't understand the difference between fat and chubby or healthy. The fatties need to be bullied. The chubby girls need to be cuddled. You can always spot a lard fucker when they start talking about sinking their hands into pudgy bellies though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:33:59 2015 No.13336457 >>13336448 Anubisfucker? He's too soft to actually bully anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:34:27 2015 No.13336459 >>13336431 >xenophobia >bad Go back to sweden, cuck Europe is the example of immigrants killing the country

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:35:26 2015 No.13336460 >>13336435 You're fucking 3D women. Ones who make noises like wounded children at that, so I'd say they're the winners here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:36:23 2015 No.13336462 >>13336459 Sweden is far from an appropriate example for this scenario.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:37:10 2015 No.13336463 >>13336460 >Ones who make noises like wounded children at that Why do Japanese women make those noises in porn? It's disturbing as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:37:32 2015 No.13336464 >>13336459 Actually, as long as you tell the women to shut their mouths, and don't let the mussies in, you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:37:34 2015 No.13336465 >>13336457 True. I'm actually impressed that he's single handedly managed to spam Anubis stuff to the point of oversaturation without being a write or drawfag though.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:38:09 2015 No.13336466

>>13336456
>You can always spot a lard fucker when they start talking about sinking their hands into pudgy bellies though.
Remember Anon, in 2D there is no fat, only health.Pudgey bellies you can sink your hands into is great in 2D and your imagination!

>>13336462
Not him but it does fit. Sweden is the opposite of Xenophobia, they hate their own culture and make criticizing immigration illegal. Sweden is an example of why Xenophobia works.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:38:17 2015 No.13336467

>>13336431
Based on my personal experiences, most Japanese people are racist. They're just a lot more open-minded and polite about it than you would expect, at least when it comes to Europeans and white Americans. They can be as bad as rednecks when it comes to Koreans and Chinese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:38:19 2015 No.13336468 File: 689 KB, 900x785, 1427852023037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Succubus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:38:34 2015 No.13336469 >>13336463 It's not just porn. That's pretty standard for Jap women. That and being a dead fish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:39:47 2015 No.13336472 >>13336468 The posters in the last Collaboration release make me think we might see episode 3 this summer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:42:23 2015 No.13336475 >>13336460 I thought that was only in porn.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:42:50 2015 No.13336476

>>13336463
It's their version of the porn standard fake enjoyment. It's supposed to make it more erotic.

The fact that they prefer fake crying and yelping in pain to fake moans of pleasure is pretty fucked up though. I chalk it up to Jap men being beta-max and needing to pretend the girl is a virgin or their dick is so much bigger than anything else she's ever had that it's hurting her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:42:56 2015 No.13336477 >>13336468 I'm going to force holy water down her throat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:43:33 2015 No.13336479 File: 202 KB, 882x800, 76ad6dd1bb9e618974b7042dc35a2ec3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336468 Heartless man-eaters incapable of love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:44:18 2015 No.13336481 >>13336468 Lady, I don't care how hot you are, you can't have my soul.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:44:26 2015 No.13336482

>>13336465
All he really does is throw his money at drawfags and talk about Anubis ideas.
He'll like anything involving her like:
>An Anubis in a string bikini and crotchless panties sensually dancing in front of you
>Her sweaty body glistens in the dim lighting of the room
>Before long she starts inching herself closer and closer to you
>Soon her face is barely an inch away from yours, with her body grinding against your own
>She keeps her eyes locked onto yours as she begins unbuckling/removing your pants
Now watch as he appears from this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:44:34 2015 No.13336483 >>13336468 I'd do it. I mean, since it's Shamsiel we're talking about, I might die, but I mean... Any other succubus would do better, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:46:12 2015 No.13336486 >>13336476 God, virgins suck. There, I said it, give me a broken in girl any day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:46:40 2015 No.13336487 >>13336479 So MGE monstergirls in general then? not even kidding, men are little more than an energy source to them in that setting. Its obvious they speak honeyed words to entice their prey

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:47:02 2015 No.13336488

>>13336479
They can love.
The trick is you have to cure them of their slutty ways by NTRing them with a cute paladin gril or some vanilla monster.
It makes them realize you aren't just free semen.
Then you can either leave the now decent succubutt for the next guy, or you and your new waifu can take her in as a sex pet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:47:47 2015 No.13336489 File: 1.22 MB, 3496x4960, 49803692_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/e1RWvF7f >Cosplay Queen Oh wow, it's another spinoff, this time about the living doll from Occult Anubis. So, it's really a spinoff from a spinoff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:48:06 2015 No.13336491 I want a Monster Girl to forcibly ram my dick inside her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:48:32 2015 No.13336494 >>13336447 The palace of today is tomorrow's ruin, the maiden of the morning is the crone of the night, and the hope of a moment is but the foundation stone of everlasting regret.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:49:13 2015 No.13336496 >>13336482 Yeah, but I'm still impressed that one anon has managed to get their waifu to the point where I'm fed up of reading about her. 90% of the time Anubis is mentioned these days its him. fucking Zhana

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:49:51 2015 No.13336498 >>13336491 I want a monstergirl to forcibly deflorate herself on me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:50:45 2015 No.13336502 >>13336488 >Not leaving the paladin girl to be full-time with the now decent succubus. Now that's decency.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:50:47 2015 No.13336503 File: 56 KB, 800x569, Anubis and Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336496 Well its more like 75% since there are two more people who also bring it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:52:36 2015 No.13336504 >>13336502 You're a cunt and I hope you never find happiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:52:39 2015 No.13336505 >>13336498 I want a monster girl to forcibly take over my bed and declare it her new demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:53:16 2015 No.13336507 >>13336505 I want a Monster Girl to forcibly make me feed her sweets

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:53:40 2015 No.13336508 >>13336504 No, I meant your choice is decent and leaving the pally's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:53:46 2015 No.13336509 File: 147 KB, 625x1000, LavaWurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, we talked about this a while ago.. Anways, enjoy, I have to run far away now...For reasons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:53:48 2015 No.13336510 >>13336425 >>Not channeling your inner Commodore and blessing them with the rape they love so much

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:54:27 2015 No.13336512 File: 676 KB, 800x1162, 1d35ac76fc5299c648ece452d894cead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336446 As it should be

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:54:39 2015 No.13336513 >>13336508 I still hope you never find happiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:54:43 2015 No.13336514 File: 222 KB, 750x577, 1403499241040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:54:47 2015 No.13336515 >>13336509 Not too good, but it's okay I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:55:23 2015 No.13336517 >>13336502 Of course not, that would be cruel. I would take her back if the new girl is ok with it, or if we end up breaking up for unrelated reasons. >>13336504 I think you misunderstood his post, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:55:54 2015 No.13336519 File: 195 KB, 566x800, Very nice Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336512 The tits in that sweater look really off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:56:01 2015 No.13336520 >>13336509 What happened to her skin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:56:08 2015 No.13336521 >>13333378 thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:56:23 2015 No.13336523 File: 696 KB, 881x857, 1428512050433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336489 I wonder if things will go downhill for that Living Doll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:57:07 2015 No.13336525 >>13336509 >You will enver play the floor is made of lave with a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:57:13 2015 No.13336526 >>13336520 Tried to make her look like the Lava Golem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:58:09 2015 No.13336531 >>13336523 >All those DMC references Feels good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:58:24 2015 No.13336532 >>13336523 >Yes he's a nunchuck now Sensiblechuckle.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:58:27 2015 No.13336533 >>13336526 I think she would look better if all of her skin was like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:58:30 2015 No.13336534 >>13336525 >You will never learn the destructive force of nature at a young age after a simple game of The Floor is Lava with a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:59:40 2015 No.13336538 >>13336533 Even her face?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:01:36 2015 No.13336540 >>13336021 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:02:47 2015 No.13336541 >>13336538 Yeah. Maybe shade it a little bit so the area around her crotch is the brightest, since that's the best part of lava golem. You might have to change her eyes a little bit to keep them from blending in with her face though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:02:59 2015 No.13336543 >>13336509 That's nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:04:51 2015 No.13336546 >>13336514 No u.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:07:26 2015 No.13336553 >>13336514 INSERT (your penis into) GRAPESNAKE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:07:27 2015 No.13336554 >>13336541 I guess I can try. In the meantime, have these: http://i.imgur.com/u1xVn5G.jpg http://i.imgur.com/elSnSbQ.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:09:17 2015 No.13336556 File: 1.38 MB, 3620x2716, Angel_model.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw MGE got a shitty loli as an Angel. Feels good to prefer most of the SMT monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:10:50 2015 No.13336559 File: 280 KB, 750x750, 1404712890371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336556 >Feels good to prefer most of the SMT monster girls. like Mara?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:11:31 2015 No.13336562 File: 270 KB, 570x746, Valk from MGQ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336556 At least KC did good on the Valkyrie. MGQ's is also very very likable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:13:45 2015 No.13336567 >>13336562 Very few things in MGQ are "likeable".

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:13:53 2015 No.13336568 File: 235 KB, 1840x1256, NekomataSMT3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336559 I said most anon. Not all of them. SMT Nekomata > MGE Nekomata.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:14:48 2015 No.13336572 File: 36 KB, 102x126, 1376352948822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336556 ARE YOU READY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:15:12 2015 No.13336575 File: 225 KB, 750x1000, Promestein4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336567 Oh there's a lot that's likable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:17:21 2015 No.13336577 File: 300 KB, 750x750, 1403669808596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336546 >>13336553

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:19:57 2015 No.13336582 UH OH! Your monster girl waifu's motherly instinct has gone into overdrive She now hoards your daughteru for cuddles, kisses and playing. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:20:17 2015 No.13336584 File: 660 KB, 876x1000, TITania.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336572 I'd give Titania a Round Trip if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:21:05 2015 No.13336585 >>13336582 I pout and ask her for cuddles and kisses and headpats too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:21:15 2015 No.13336587 >>13335925 that artist is on a Spirit Journey like Mari and .less to improve as an artist. The other new one doesn't really post anything in the thread, only what he thinks we might like, so he rarely if ever shows up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:21:35 2015 No.13336588 File: 23 KB, 211x217, 1429305695023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336582 Tell her to quit before she full-on spoils the girl. Though convincing her won't be easy...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:21:48 2015 No.13336589 >>13336584 Glacial Blast

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:21:53 2015 No.13336590 >>13336582 Tell her that it's time to move on and stop cuddling that doll. Our daughter died four years ago, and she needs to see that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:21:53 2015 No.13336591 >>13336587 The other one deleted his tumblr he was so butthurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:22:07 2015 No.13336592 >>13336582 Activate my fatherly instincts and take command of the cuddle pile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:23:34 2015 No.13336598 >>13336567 All lolis were hot, harpies, mermaid general, main cast, shirohebi, fluffy tails (including nanabi) There were many fappable girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:23:43 2015 No.13336599 >>13336582 make her ahego for days and enslave her to my glorious 8 inch succubi dick after she's nice and trained i move onto my daughteru and breed them to make my own harem

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:25:11 2015 No.13336604 File: 172 KB, 662x907, Uncle Dante & Demi-ko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336589 Freikugel Showtime

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:26:05 2015 No.13336607 >>13336599 Wat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:26:44 2015 No.13336610 File: 590 KB, 2000x2219, aff1b3a48fe1cc0feb078bbf8559b3ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GRAPE SNAKE WORST SNAKE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:27:22 2015 No.13336611 >>13336610 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:29:26 2015 No.13336616 >>13336598 >fappable != likeable

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:29:29 2015 No.13336617

>Lanternon updated without telling us AGAIN

Fuck you, stop doing that!

I guess Victor was feeling guilt after the arachne incident. Not surprising considering it was the first time he's killed anyone, but I'm wondering if he'll lose sight of his original aim to protect humanity after a while. That Leanan Sidhe (I'm fairly sure thats what the "elf" is, her love of stories gives it away) seems to be either aware of something he isn't or is manipulating him somehow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:30:48 2015 No.13336621 File: 68 KB, 706x1096, Hathor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'm the Megami Hathor, goddess of marriage and kids and stuff. But you're too young for that! Would you a SMT Hathor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:31:44 2015 No.13336624 File: 75 KB, 640x480, HATHOR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336621 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:32:12 2015 No.13336627 >>13336621 Surface-Mount Technology Hathor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:32:17 2015 No.13336628 >>13336621 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:33:06 2015 No.13336632 >>13336590 Noooooo...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:34:06 2015 No.13336640 >>13336610 Stop lying on the internet. Wurms don't like it when people lie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:34:49 2015 No.13336644 >>13336627 Shin Megaman Tenchou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:35:25 2015 No.13336647 >>13336640 It's not a lie though. What's wrong with you Wurm? Are you stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:36:07 2015 No.13336651 File: 142 KB, 1000x805, Asherah_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336621 Nah, I'd rather a Asherah or Parvati

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:36:08 2015 No.13336652 >>13336621 I mean, I would, but not nearly was much as P&D Hathor. Or /mgt/ Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:36:32 2015 No.13336653 >>13336627 Featuring Dante From the Devil May Series.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:37:07 2015 No.13336655 File: 789 KB, 1280x1670, hellgirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aside from the normal succubutts, How does demon girls fare for the anons?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:37:25 2015 No.13336657 File: 424 KB, 1000x917, 1374649936314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336651 >Parvati good luck getting through Shiva.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:39:39 2015 No.13336663 >>13336655 Now those are some baby Birthing hips I'd like to sink my dick into

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:39:50 2015 No.13336666 File: 539 KB, 1000x1000, 18420701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If we had been born a hundred years later, do you think we would've been able to see MGs in our lifetimes? Genetic engineering and modification and all that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:40:50 2015 No.13336670 >>13336657 I'll try my ass off. Or maybe I'll bitch out and just fuse one up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:41:34 2015 No.13336673 >>13336655 Good, better than angels

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:44:11 2015 No.13336677 >>13336575 There's not enough Seaweed for that picture to be accurate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:45:17 2015 No.13336681 >>13336591 Wait, you serious? The other guy just up and quit because we wouldn't take his whiny baby shit? This honestly makes me glad he's gone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:45:20 2015 No.13336682 >>13336666 You're like a guy in 1920 asking if everyone would have flying cars in 2020. The answer is no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:45:24 2015 No.13336683 File: 89 KB, 799x999, Promestein3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336677 It's accurate to an extent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:46:50 2015 No.13336687 >>13336683 Promstein was great back when she was Hermione 2.0, after she became damaged goods and went all mad scientist she really lost a great deal of her net worth for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:46:55 2015 No.13336688 File: 939 KB, 1000x900, afaacbcddd6ac28ee62cb8cf4780ddf7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336655 I like their skin human-like, red, or grey. Purple only if they are succubi. Purple is the color of sluts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:47:48 2015 No.13336689 File: 61 KB, 700x737, snip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anubi are jerks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:47:50 2015 No.13336690 File: 822 KB, 1296x783, 1383620153450small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336655 They're pretty alright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:48:42 2015 No.13336694 >>13336687 I still liked her even after she went RE5 on you with the whiterabbit/ouroboros shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:48:46 2015 No.13336696 >>13336688 Kneesocks is the better sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:48:48 2015 No.13336697 >>13336655 Boring!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:49:44 2015 No.13336701 File: 40 KB, 800x670, Anubis and Dragon 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336689 Only a few are. You went to his Pixiv too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:50:40 2015 No.13336702 >>13336696 Kneesocks and Stocking best girls.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:51:11 2015 No.13336704

>>13336689
>Anubi pantsu raider
I like this.
>>13336694
My whole issue with Promstein is the "cold kuudere" style of character.
I don't like that archetype unless you can make them crack and warm up to you over time, so when she just turned out to be a cold and calculating bitch it as a real turn off for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:51:26 2015 No.13336707 >>13336582 I must slay the monster and rescue the fair maiden. I shall raise the pillow of holiness and smite her!

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:51:31 2015 No.13336709

>>13336448
What, give me something to white knight?

>>13336457
It's true, I am. A bit of light teasing maybe...

>>13336465
I'm sorry but not as much as I probably should be.

>>13336482
That...is pretty damn nice.

>>13336496
Yeah, >>13336503 is correct, more like 75%.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:51:33 2015 No.13336710 File: 283 KB, 800x712, 41897240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you guys hear about the NEET snail girl? She's cute, she just needs to come out of her shell

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:52:26 2015 No.13336713 File: 338 KB, 1133x1105, 642e7fabe4c3b33057867220fced2e79.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336696 I want them both.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:52:39 2015 No.13336714 >>13336704 I'm sure Paradox will show off other parts of her. Maybe we'll see the Promestein that we couldn't see in MGQ's regular timeline?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:54:02 2015 No.13336721 >>13336710 https://youtu.be/8eXj97stbG8?t=24s

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:54:24 2015 No.13336722 >>13336655 Fairly boring given how prickly the thread is about anything that isn't handholding missionary position sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:54:31 2015 No.13336725 File: 307 KB, 724x1024, Petite Anubis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336709 See look I was right. You did show up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:54:47 2015 No.13336726 >>13336489 Lewd. Very lewd indeed.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:55:36 2015 No.13336729

>>13336709
No you know the real reason.
You want them nice and vulnerable before you bring down the hammer, tears at the edges of their eyes when you state how much you love them.
The conflicting feelings and your words would leave them open for an attack of the baby making kind

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:58:12 2015 No.13336736 >>13334203 Jesus Christ, what a fucker. I bet it was totally out of left field, too. >>13334228 Dammit, why do I always come half a day late to interesting shit like this? Did anything come of it besides a little satisfaction on your part?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:00:47 2015 No.13336744

>>13336725
I was out running errands.

>>13336729
Well...that does sound appealing. But probably the best I could do is list off all the things she knows people gossip and criticize her for, sounding like an angry rant, before revealing that I love absolutely every single thing about her, so-called "Faults" included.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:01:15 2015 No.13336748

>>13336714
Supposedly the Promstein is a time traveler or something in Paradox?
The MGQ general was talking about it a few days ago, and were saying that from what's been translated so far she might actually have come from the original universe.
In any case, she's young and we don't know what her full content is yet.
All I can do is hope that they don't just keep her as an emotionless science machine that develops semen sucking machines exclusively.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:02:16 2015 No.13336750 >>13336748 >time traveler Fuck this game and the people that thought making it was a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:02:56 2015 No.13336753 >>13336748 What if I want her to go dere at some point? >>13336744 More shopping or taxes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:03:17 2015 No.13336754 >>13336725 Is the joke here that she's being mistaken for a boy, or is that guy supposed to be some historical figure?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:03:59 2015 No.13336755 >>13336753 I do shopping in the afternoon, taxes in the evening.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:04:09 2015 No.13336756

>>13336750
She's either a time traveler, or created a machine that allowed her to hop between dimensions, but that's just speculation based on machine translations so it's pretty much unconfirmed.
>>13336753
I'm hoping for her to dere at some point too, but maybe you didn't get that from my post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:05:18 2015 No.13336760 File: 547 KB, 772x433, So what're you doing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never have a succubus childhood friend who is prone to sneaking in while you masturbate in order to help you out

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:06:02 2015 No.13336762 File: 185 KB, 600x800, Shorty Dragon QT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336755 So shopping. >>13336756 >I hope she stays an emotionless science machine I don't see anything that says you want her to go dere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:06:20 2015 No.13336763 >>13336756 It's still one of the most generic and laziest plot devices you can have in a story now. Fucking dropped, game is shit enough. >>13336760 I'd never want to be friends with walking NTR

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:07:24 2015 No.13336770

>>13336760
>Help me out
More like annoy me and invade my privacy.
There's a reason I lock my door when I jerk off, it keeps rude motherfuckers from ruining my private time.

>>13336762
>All I can do is hope they don't just keep her as an emotionless science machine that develops semen sucking machines exclusively.
Go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:07:53 2015 No.13336774 >>13336760 Casually lewd succusluts are my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:08:18 2015 No.13336776 >>13336763 Anon, she's been after your dick since childhood. >>13336770 Point taken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:08:22 2015 No.13336777 >>13336762 Yes. And shorty dragons need headpats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:08:27 2015 No.13336778 >>13336763 >walking NTR Gettin' real tired of your shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:08:50 2015 No.13336783 >>13336760 >Her pupils are looking directly at you that's a little unnerving

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:09:05 2015 No.13336784 >>13336770 >go to bed But I have to leave for work in an hour and then stack boxes that weigh 80-120+ pounds for 16 hours.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:09:55 2015 No.13336791

>>13336744
That you could, poking fun at her pudge, talking about how it's a wonder she even fits into pants with hips and an ass like that, you could even talk about she must be part Holstaur with breasts like those, giving them a good squeeze before talking about how you'll make her moo for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:10:09 2015 No.13336793 >>13336784 Burn down your workplace, then call in sick after you start the fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:10:19 2015 No.13336794 >>13336776 >>13336778 Don't fucking care, she's a slut and I want nothing to do with her. She can go fuck a Cuckold or something, because I don't want anything to do with her.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:10:31 2015 No.13336795

>>13336763
>walking NTR

Well, if she's stuck to you like glue since childhood, my guess would be that she's still pure and waiting for the right moment to hook up with you.

Would you accept, she'll immediately proceed to love you through the Earth's crust, releasing all the pent up lust she forced herself to hold back since she hit puberty in order to save her purity for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:11:19 2015 No.13336797 >>13336791 Lewd. A good lewd indeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:12:09 2015 No.13336799 >>13336794 >Only wants you >Is a slut To each their own, I suppose

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:12:41 2015 No.13336801

>>13336793
>Cameras everywhere
I'm better off jut working and bitching like everyone else.
>Hey, you're doing such a good job
>In fact, we're going to make you work the busy season with 18 hour shifts and no days off for 2-3 months
>And hey, we're also going to throw a pizza party for day shift, since they're doing such a great job at being lazy assholes who make you do all their work, so we need you to hurry up and finish up before we fire you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:15:00 2015 No.13336806 >>13336795 >Succuslut >Pure My sides. >>13336799 You seriously think that shit is true? Succubi are a bunch of lying, cheating sluts that lead you on a string of "love"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:15:20 2015 No.13336807 >>13336801 >Not intentionally depriving yourself of sleep over several weeks >Not collapsing at work as a result >Not getting a fat fucking settlement

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:15:48 2015 No.13336810

>>13336760
>You will never have a succubus friend from childhood
>The two of you will never take your play fighting too far and end up exploring your still growing bodies together
>You will never kiss each other, naked, in a room where both of your parents won't bother you
>The both of you will never stop, agreeing to keep this a secret from your parents
>You will never grow up to be a hikkikomori during your high school days, spending your afternoons masturbating to VNs while imagining your childhood friend
>She will never appear in your room occassionally, while you sleep, rummaging through your rubbish bin and laundry bin for morsels of semen from your boxers and crumpled tissues
>She will never have the gall to show up in your room one day, while you're masturbating
>Staring at your throbbing member and your embarrassed face as you try to cover yourself
>She will never fulfill all of the fantasies you've acquired from your VNs and countless doujins
>You will never admit to her that you loved her all this time
>She will never fuck you even harder and sending you into heavenly climax
>Before kissing you and telling you that she loves you too

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:16:22 2015 No.13336812 >>13336797 Chubby is top tier for me. Alongside Muscle, Strongfat, Loli, CC, tall, short, curvy and petite

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:16:51 2015 No.13336815 >>13336810 That's when she suck your soul out through your dick right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:17:11 2015 No.13336816 >>13336806 Your entire body slid through your mother's vagina when you were born so it's not like you're, or anyone else, is pure anyway, I don't know what you're laughing about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:17:26 2015 No.13336817 >>13336812 Strongfat is the best, can keep you safe and cuddle you softly. We need more, but what girls would make best Strongfat Girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:17:27 2015 No.13336818 >>13336807 Not him, but naw, that's too much work. I'm not about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:17:40 2015 No.13336820 >>13336807 If only I could pull that off. Sadly me passing out could result in either me or someone operating a vehicle dieing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:19:49 2015 No.13336826 >>13336816 I'm still not fucking a Cuckold's fantasy. Last time I checked my name isn't James Rolfe or Anthony Burch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:20:27 2015 No.13336831 >>13336812 Personally, I like petite most of all, but all those others are pretty nice too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:21:22 2015 No.13336833 >>13336817 Any that have muscle or are martial arts types such as Oni's, Jinkos, Minotaurs. Heck, you could even toss Kakuen in there

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:21:26 2015 No.13336834 >>13336831 Petite girls are meant to be impregnated and loved and married.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:21:48 2015 No.13336835
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>>13336826
I agree that cuckolding is cancer, and I am glad not to be Anthony Burch, I have to ask, what do you think is the most monogamous monster girl of all?

Like pic related would probably be very monogamous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:22:53 2015 No.13336839 >>13336831 Petite is greate because they can be carried and set in your lap while still being able to look mature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:23:29 2015 No.13336840 >>13336835 Not him, but Shirohebi. Added bonus, they enforce fidelity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:23:47 2015 No.13336842 >>13336835 Unicorn, or probably an Angel/Valkyrie before being corrupted. Demon Realm is the reason why MGE is so shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:24:00 2015 No.13336844 >>13336812 Muscle and fat just definitely ain't right. And chubby definitely counts as fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:24:00 2015 No.13336845 >>13336835 Unicorn.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:24:13 2015 No.13336847

>>13336834
>Implying this is not the intent towards all girls, regardless of body type.
The only difference really is whether you cuddle them, or they cuddle you.

>>13336839
Precisely!

>>13336835
If we were to ascribe animal nature traits to them, then Anubis could be a prime candidate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:24:25 2015 No.13336848 File: 148 KB, 636x900, 00007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336826 Are you that autist that called anyone who liked Succubi cucks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:24:30 2015 No.13336849 >>13336833 Apsara could be added to the list of girls who could perform martial arts reasonably well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:26:35 2015 No.13336854 >>13336847 But petites especially because there needs to be more of them. Wouldn't you a petite Jinko or Lilim or Wurm? >Lego cake again in captcha I swear to fucking god this is bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:27:25 2015 No.13336856 >>13336854 >Petite Jinko Adorable. >Petite Wurm Ultra-Adorable. >Lego Cake Seems like a good idea for Anubis Daughteru B-Days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:27:48 2015 No.13336858 >>13336854 >Would you a palmtop tiger? No shit, I would.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:28:00 2015 No.13336860 >>13336835 BIG MEATY HAND JOB

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:28:47 2015 No.13336862 >>13336854 I'd rather a shortstack

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:28:48 2015 No.13336863

>>13336848
No, but I am calling a vast majority of Succubi a cuckold's fantasy.

Sure there might be like the 1% that aren't soul steal cheating whores, but I'll still regard them as walking NTR because that's what the vast majority has made them out to be.,

I'd just rather not be associated with those kinds of people, it's also the reason I've started to lose interest in most of my fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:29:07 2015 No.13336865 >>13336856 Anubisfucker you would have lego themed birthday parties.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:29:26 2015 No.13336867

>>13336835
Definitely unicorn. I don't even like them, but isn't that like their whole thing? That they are so pure?

>>13336848
I'm not him, but I definitely see where people that say that are coming from. I don't think they are at the same level, in that they want to watch them get fucked, but a succubus things nothing of sex so you have to accept the likelihood of them fucking around being pretty high to be with them. I don't even think it would be maliciously, but as a "Here, you can have some food from me" type thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:30:25 2015 No.13336871 >>13336863 >soul steal cheating whores What setting are you referring to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:31:28 2015 No.13336873 >>13336865 Going to Lego Land sounds like a well-spent birthday to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:32:40 2015 No.13336878 >>13336873 I mean a lego themed party at the house, where even the presents are lego shaped and stack on eachother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:33:32 2015 No.13336881 >>13336871 I'd say about 80% or so of the settings Succubi are in, now that's to say they're mostly not all of those at once. But in that percentage they're either soul eaters or cheating whores.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:33:32 2015 No.13336882 >>13336863 I know your baiting but you sound like a complete faggot holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:34:08 2015 No.13336887 >>13336878 Sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:35:16 2015 No.13336891 >>13336881 You still dident name a setting you just made up a statistic and called it fact.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:38:04 2015 No.13336908 File: 330 KB, 750x900, 1410785378916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336848 "Succubi are ________"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:38:10 2015 No.13336909 File: 156 KB, 484x536, 8c11b55e4928ca94a9279b00af188d52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On a scale of 1-10, how bright would a Wurm's eyes shine if you tell her you're baking a cake just because?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:38:40 2015 No.13336913 >>13336908 Boring as shit if we're going by thread standards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:39:03 2015 No.13336914 File: 100 KB, 620x877, Wurm Collar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336909 10,000/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:39:11 2015 No.13336916 >>13336908 >Okay, but certainly inferior to lamias.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:39:33 2015 No.13336917 >>13336909 >just because 7 >because I love her and felt like making her a cake >9 >it's in a heart shape >10

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:39:38 2015 No.13336918 >>13336908 Good at sex. >>13336913 >Going by thread standards Do you want to not be able to enjoy anything or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:39:40 2015 No.13336919 File: 150 KB, 668x1000, 964d7db6155549bbc7309e5d01b50a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336908 Pretty cool. Not that remarkable, yet still subject to shitflinging.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:39:45 2015 No.13336920 File: 29 KB, 800x600, b80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336909

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:39:48 2015 No.13336922 >>13336913 >Thread standards Why the fuck would you use thread standards for ANYTHING?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:41:49 2015 No.13336928 >>13336891 Well if you want a few settings the Succubi in Diablo are a bunch of soul eaters. and hell the Succubi in Overlord were probably both cheating sluts and soul eaters. But let's just fucking drop this, this whole argument is fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:41:56 2015 No.13336929 >>13336918 >>13336922 I mean, listen: Apophis has all the positives of a lamian body, and all the kinkiness of a succubus. So that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:42:16 2015 No.13336932 >>13336844 Well that is A reasonable opinion. I tend to prefer a soft look to women but I also love me some abs Put them together and I fall in love

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:42:43 2015 No.13336934 >>13336929 That's thread canon, not thread standards. For your own sake never mix the two.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:43:43 2015 No.13336935 >>13336934 Duly noted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:44:24 2015 No.13336939 File: 482 KB, 2000x2500, 1415978868507.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336929 They're also supposed to be yandere to varying degrees, yet are rarely portrayed as such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:45:44 2015 No.13336946 >>13336929 >Lamia body >Positive I mean if your into that kinda thing sure but a big ass snake body is kind of limited in the things it can do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:45:51 2015 No.13336948 >>13336939 Oh fuck, after posting this I realized she lacks black sclera. Is there a version of that picture where she has the sclera?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:46:27 2015 No.13336950 >>13336939 I think they're more suited for mayadere than yandere, but again, rarely portrayed as such.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:46:32 2015 No.13336951

>>13336873
By the end of the day anubis daughteru has built a small castle and has convinced the other kids to become her servants, except for one shy boy who she forced to become the pharaoh. You and the other parents spend hours trying to break down the walls to get the kids to come home often being battered by small plastic replicas of siege weaponry. After bashing down the main gate bribing the kid wurm in lego power armor with ice cream you make your way to the throne room to find your daughter sniffling and clinging to the pharaoh crying "I don't wanna go home yet!" Your able to convince her to leave by promising to come back one day and getting a phone number from the shy kids mother promising a play date next Friday. On the ride home daughteru passes out in the back seat cradling her new Ancient Egypt playset complete with an assortment of deset MG figurines. You can tell by her smile that you picked the right place for her birthday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:47:20 2015 No.13336954 File: 15 KB, 172x190, 14145484756876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336939 I'm not gonna name names, but SOMEBODY needs to get on writing something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:47:42 2015 No.13336957 >>13336948 Literally just paint bucket the sclera black.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:48:15 2015 No.13336959 >>13336939 >>13336950 >rarely portrayed In what? Because if my memory is correct there are shit tons of stories and greentexts where she's a yandere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:50:11 2015 No.13336965 >>13336909 What if it had "Wurms are stupid" written on it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:51:37 2015 No.13336969 >>13336922 Because if I don't write Kittens and Marzipan Sunshine Sprinkle Supreme story with a Succubus you faggots try to impugn my character because your headcanon is even more autistic than a LARPers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:52:17 2015 No.13336971 >>13336965 Making Wurms cry is a crime, Anon.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:53:09 2015 No.13336974
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>>13336957
I don't have a viable paints programme, and yes, a certain precure/treasure lover should get to writing a yandere Apo story.
>>13336959
>stories
Nah, I believe the yandere thing has been limited to greentext.

Although I do remember that story that involved an Apophis sealing some archaeologists female assistant away out of intense jealousy.
It was never binned though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:53:18 2015 No.13336975 >>13336971 What? Are the police going to arrest me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:53:24 2015 No.13336977 File: 265 KB, 850x935, 1378192236878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336939 >tfw no plotting and scheming Apophis Warlock to serve in her evil schemes as her champion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:54:26 2015 No.13336980 >>13336971 She can't read, just tell her it says "I love you"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:55:32 2015 No.13336983 >>13336965 >Thinking the wurm will actually be able to read that She'll have eaten the cake before she even sees what's written on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:55:36 2015 No.13336985 File: 161 KB, 562x1000, a8f5d9e845d6efb630324f771af05700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feline fannies Gotta spank 'em all

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:55:47 2015 No.13336986 >>13336980 Lying to a Wurm is a grave sin against even the Chief God, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:55:54 2015 No.13336988 >>13336977 Considering their domain over potions and shit, I wonder if her giant grape titties were meant for holstaur milk potion shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:56:45 2015 No.13336991 >>13336977 >You will never lay in bed with an Apophis while casually discussing the monsterization of the female heroes in the basement

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:56:49 2015 No.13336992 >>13336975 Yes after you admit that you can't pay the bill for the damage caused by the Wurm who ran through half the town in a straight line while crying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:57:51 2015 No.13336996 File: 153 KB, 625x1000, TheStrongestWurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336541 Well, I fucked it up, have this as an apology.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:57:52 2015 No.13336997 >>13336988 But Anon, it's Snake milk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:58:02 2015 No.13336998 >>13336985 Why would you want to spank her vagina?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:58:49 2015 No.13337001 >>13336991 Thank god forced monsterization is total shit and purge worthy.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:58:55 2015 No.13337003

>>13336983
>tfw you will never bake a cake for dessert, telling your daughteru not to eat it before dinner
>She will never say she won't, but later sneak down t the kitchen to try anyway
>She will never get to the platter the cake is in to find it decorated with the words:
>"Only dumb assholes eat this cake."
>She will never return to her room with only a grumbled "Well played, Dad."
>You will then scrape off said icing once dinner's ready

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:58:59 2015 No.13337005 >>13336997 It's magical Holstaur snake milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:59:00 2015 No.13337006 >>13336986 Would you rather lie and her be happy or tell the truth and make her cry?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:59:18 2015 No.13337007 >>13336996 Looks like some Tunnel Wurm that hunts with smell and sound since she's actually blind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:59:38 2015 No.13337009 >>13336996 Looks a little sunburnt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:59:56 2015 No.13337010 >>13336996 Oh my god. What have you done?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:00:10 2015 No.13337012 >>13336996 >Druella Smile I hate you so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:00:31 2015 No.13337013 >>13337005 With a very slight hint of grape?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:01:10 2015 No.13337017 >>13337010 Behold, SHIN-WURM.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:01:22 2015 No.13337018 >>13337009 I wanna poke her now...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:01:32 2015 No.13337020 >>13337013 If you're into that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:02:03 2015 No.13337021 >>13337001 Oh come on, what worse a fate could you give the bitches that tried to harm your waifu. It might not be the best fetish but as a form of punishment it's decent enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:02:34 2015 No.13337022 >>13336996 >S is for Shattered pelvis, something I'm going to give you quite soon Anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:04:15 2015 No.13337026 >>13337010 I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:04:26 2015 No.13337028 >>13337022 That's not Alphabet Wurm. She's in jail after assaulting the singing Ryu on the kid's show one too many times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:05:39 2015 No.13337031 >>13337026 You better be. My hip replacement bills are going straight to you after this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:06:00 2015 No.13337035 >>13337017 >Shin Wurm >Does the Shun Goku Satsu on you >Screen turns black >You hear someone bonking their head on something before the attack even begins >"O-Ow! Who turned off the lights?! I can't see!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:06:04 2015 No.13337036 >>13337028 LilimWurm does not care for your silly laws.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:06:31 2015 No.13337039

>>13336988
>Husband, I know you look at holstaurus so I whipped up something special for when you get home.
>Also, you may need to pick up our little girl from school, I may have made a teeeny miscalculation with said suprise and....well...let's just say that I'm glad our bed was reinforced

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:07:26 2015 No.13337041 >>13337036 >LiimWurm Well shit, I can see it. Too bad she's too dumb to cast the spells she knows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:07:34 2015 No.13337042 >>13337035 >Lights turn back on. >There are some illegible scribblings on her back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:07:54 2015 No.13337044 >>13336951 My heart. You have utterly destroyed it my good man. Truly there could be no greater happiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:08:55 2015 No.13337045 >>13337041 She can do it, just give a minute. Jeez...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:09:04 2015 No.13337046 >>13336992 They'll never be able to pin it on me. >>13337041 No she just casts the wrong ones. That female Paladin she was meant to turn into a passive and loving Holst is now an ambitious Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:09:27 2015 No.13337047 >>13337028 She broke out Anon, she sold her soul for freedom, and a cookie, and now must hunt you down and drag you back to the pits where her devil master will give you a home cooked meal and pray you didn't see the daiki of yourself she keeps

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:09:59 2015 No.13337049 >>13337045 >*her a minute

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:10:52 2015 No.13337052 >>13337045 More like an hour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:11:16 2015 No.13337053 >>13336998 >Her vagina what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:11:17 2015 No.13337054 >>13337028 Tell me more about these MG kids shows. Does it have a cast of overly happy Monster Girl adults?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:12:16 2015 No.13337055 >>13337031 Eh, just let MAMONO MANA take its course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:12:27 2015 No.13337056 >>13337053 In some parts of the world fannies aren't what they are in america.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:12:45 2015 No.13337058 >>13337053 Fanny means vagina in Bongland apparently

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:13:18 2015 No.13337060 >>13337052 Well, I mean... Good things take time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:15:39 2015 No.13337065 >>13337058 Britbongs are weird. Like I hear Bender is slang for Gay, rather than a hangover?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:15:47 2015 No.13337066
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>>13337058
>>13337056
Well, you can smack her puffy vulva as well for stimulation.

And then she can give you some swats with her big meaty paws while you're on all fours, her other paw jerking you off in time with her spanking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:17:18 2015 No.13337069 >>13337056 >>13337056 The artist does futa, so it's safe to assume that cat is too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:17:45 2015 No.13337070 File: 335 KB, 1233x1917, 1428203308472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337066 I'd rather have a harem of a desmugged grin squad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:18:41 2015 No.13337071 >>13337066 My fetish is being on all fours, with a monster girl underneath me as she gropes my ass and rims me while jerking my dick off with her breasts. Lamia coiling her tail around me while doing so a plus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:20:03 2015 No.13337073 >>13337071 You're a disgusting person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:21:06 2015 No.13337074 >>13337071 >she gropes my ass and rims me while jerking my dick off >another anon into rimming fucking 10/10 great taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:22:34 2015 No.13337076 >>13336701 can you give me the artist for this? Image search isn't giving me anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:23:40 2015 No.13337077 >>13337071 I don't like getting rimmed, honestly. I prefer to be the one rimming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:23:55 2015 No.13337078 >>13337071 >Getting a rimjob from a cat hope you like rough cat tongue in your butt

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:24:06 2015 No.13337079 >>13337071 Just make sure yourself up, anon. While I think it's super lewd, I wonder about a rough cat tongue. Just imagine a long dakini or set-like tongue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:25:25 2015 No.13337080 >>13337079 Meant to say 'clean yourself up.' Fuck.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:25:55 2015 No.13337081

>>13337017
That's Nice. But Can SHIN-WURM beat MC?
And I'm not talking Monster Girl Fighter/Hunter MC, I'm not even talking about Monster Girl Fighter/Hunter MC with Dual Wielding weapons, Muliclassing into Wizard to know Spells. I'm talking about MC Dual Wielding Mjolnir and Excalibur, Multiclassing into Wizard, then Ninja then Monk, With Armor That Has Each Piece Blessed by a Separate God, Has all 8 Gates Unlocked, The Spirit of his Ultimate Fighting Form is showing him his true Potential, Hero by FLOW is playing, and Girls are Watching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:26:46 2015 No.13337083 >>13337039 Healthy Apophis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:28:15 2015 No.13337086 File: 63 KB, 173x180, 1428546775820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13336908 Decent but not dragons

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:28:51 2015 No.13337088 >>13337078 >>13337079 I never said anything about a cat. >Dakini or Set-like tongue That's the stuff. Snakes're good too, as I said before. >>13337077 Giving is good too, I do agree.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:33:54 2015 No.13337094 >>13337081 Holy shit, no one can beat that guy, not even his true self. >Girls are Watching Damn, I hate it when girls are watching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:34:54 2015 No.13337096 >>13337081 Shut up Matt, I can do it, it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:35:17 2015 No.13337097 >>13337083 Healthy+ The "+" being very top heavy. There's a reason she's having him pick up the daughteru....well, 2reasons technically

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:36:55 2015 No.13337100 >>13337081 Of course, she has fetish doujin villain powers. We all know how that ends

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:37:48 2015 No.13337105 What lies would you tell a Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:37:51 2015 No.13337106 >>13337097 >Absurd Breast Growth Ew. This is the worst. Maybe I should call a Lich or somethin' on the way home, have her make a house call, fix her up...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:38:43 2015 No.13337108 >>13337096 Know what I mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:38:59 2015 No.13337109 >>13337105 My penis is an infinite lollipop. You can lick and lick as much as you want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:39:33 2015 No.13337112 >>13337105 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:39:41 2015 No.13337114 >>13337108 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:39:56 2015 No.13337116 >>13337109 >implying a wurm wouldn't crunch down on it after a while RIP anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:40:34 2015 No.13337119 >>13337108 >>13337114 Drop your shields tho.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:40:40 2015 No.13337120

>>13337105
I really don't have it in my heart to lie to a Wurm, that's just too cruel. I can't be cruel to Wurms, they're too pure and innocent, I love them sincerely! They're adorable and cute! I want to cuddle one! I normally prefer proud ojou-samas to femdom me, but there's something about Wurms that makes me just want to cuddle and dote on them like a loving mother or something! They're just such cute and pure girls!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:41:01 2015 No.13337122 >>13337109 Considering she's a monster that's not really a lie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:41:36 2015 No.13337127 >>13337054 Possibly. Like a Holst who's alaways smiling and singing along with the kids, or the Ryu who did the Alphabet song only to get assaulted by the Wurm who wanted the job the most.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:42:37 2015 No.13337128 >>13337076 Dream Demon. He has a pixiv.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:42:55 2015 No.13337129 >>13337119 I'll do that after turning down two hot bisexual girls for Marvel and taking 80+ hours to beat a 40 hour game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:43:08 2015 No.13337130 >>13337116 >The tootsiepop 3 licks commercial goes through my head THE HORROR!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:45:01 2015 No.13337135 >>13337129 The universe will never let him live that down. >80+ hours to beat a 40 hour game Which was this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:45:08 2015 No.13337139 >>13337130 "Miss Owl Girl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" >"Hoo."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:45:13 2015 No.13337140 >>13337130 >"How many licks does it take to make a man cum Ms. Owl?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:45:25 2015 No.13337141 File: 225 KB, 516x1014, Antdaughteru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soon, STALKER. Soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:45:40 2015 No.13337142 >>13337105 That hugs can bring back the dead if you believe in yourself and try really, really hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:45:45 2015 No.13337144 >>13337129 Would you steal a monster girls pie though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:46:12 2015 No.13337148 >>13337088 The real question is would you kiss her after her tongue has explored every nook and pressed hard on your prostate to milk every salty drop out onto her paws?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:46:48 2015 No.13337150 >>13337135 Persona 3 if I'm right, because I'm playing it right now and I'm almost done at 35 hours. >>13337144 After killing her for the Jersey she's wearing and spiking a football into her casket, maybe suplex her Grandma too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:47:04 2015 No.13337151 >>13337142 Too far.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:47:34 2015 No.13337154 >>13337116 Hey, at least Wurm now has a new Alp friend to hang out with, and play pirates and Legos with!

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:48:09 2015 No.13337155

>>13337100
Well good thing I wasn't talking about him
I was actually talking about MC Dual Wielding Mjolnir and Excalibur, Multiclassing into Wizard, then Ninja then Monk, With Armor Made of G Rank Monster Hunter Monster, That Has Each Piece Blessed by a Separate God, Each Also Having an Infinity Gem put into the Gem Slots Has all 8 Gates Unlocked, The Spirit of his Ultimate Fighting Form is showing him his true Potential, Has Unconscious Transmigration of Souls giving him the Abilities of his Masters Kenshiro, Miyamoto Musahi, Ryu Hayabusa, and Charlie Nash and Captain Marvelous, Has Evolved into an Agito, Hero by FLOW is playing, Girls are Watching, He has the YES Movement behind him, and he wants no Trouble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:48:55 2015 No.13337157 >>13337141 I look forward to it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:49:13 2015 No.13337160 >>13337135 >>13337150 I took over 90 hours to beat that, so Woolie is better than me. Then again I also beat the Answer so I am better than Pat. >>13337154 I want to play LEGO with a Wurm. And confuse her with Bionicle lore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:49:35 2015 No.13337161 >>13337154 saddest alp ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:49:38 2015 No.13337162 >>13337150 Really? Isn't that about the average? I know most people complete P4 in about 70 hours, and if I'm remembering right, I took about 81-ish to beat P3.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:49:52 2015 No.13337164 >>13337160 God I don't want to play the fucking Answer.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:50:00 2015 No.13337165

>>13337142
I see this going really badly. You die and she cuddles the corpse as hard as she can. All the bones in your body are broken by the time the police show up. They take her into custody. The worst part is that she blames herself for not bringing you back to life. She tried really hard but she must have not believed in it enough for it to work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:50:11 2015 No.13337167 >>13337096 >>13337108 >>13337114 >>13337119 >Liam will never mention Monster girls again >The Mailbag had to be stopped because it had too much Groundswell so no one could give him EMG, JWWW and maybe Hitomi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:50:55 2015 No.13337169 >>13337148 Yes.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:51:08 2015 No.13337170

>>13337106
>You know, from what your husband said, I thought you were more tit than snake.
>"Oh please, I just couldn't fit in the car is all, the wheel got in the way."
>Regardless, please lay off the holstaurus milk in the future
>"I'll have you know it was a potion, I just need to dial back on the potency is all."
>....If you end up flat Im not coming back you know?

You know, I wonder what kind of stuff you'd see as a visiting doctor.
Other that the occasion rape attempt

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:52:00 2015 No.13337174 >>13337155 Take it easy MC, you can't even see the screen with that many buffs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:52:17 2015 No.13337175 >>13337167 >Groundswell More like they got bitched to all hell for getting upset about that shit sword.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:52:20 2015 No.13337176 >>13336591 wha- really? were anons commenting on his tumblr or something? I have to check. what was the guy's name?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:52:27 2015 No.13337177 >>13337142 >>13337165 Please anons, no, my heart can't take this suffering...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:53:13 2015 No.13337179 >>13337167 Eh, who wants to pick up heavy packages without a car everyday anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:53:28 2015 No.13337180 >>13337170 It'd be like "Sex sent me to the ER" dialed up to 100. I'd watch it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:53:29 2015 No.13337181 >>13337164 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:53:34 2015 No.13337182 >>13337155 Anon, she's a doujin villain. She's just gonna whip out a maguffin and either make him weak as a kitten or alp him and give him to fat, faceless old men

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:54:27 2015 No.13337184 >>13337164 >>13337181 Don't do it, it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:54:28 2015 No.13337185 >>13337181 Why though? I already got spoiled on it, so there's no point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:54:37 2015 No.13337186 >>13337165 That's the point. I'll be dead and it's her fault for not believing in herself. I would bully her from beyond the grave for the rest of her life. >>13337177 It's her fault for not hugging me back to life. She deserves to suffer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:55:43 2015 No.13337191 >>13337185 Because.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:55:46 2015 No.13337192 >>13336607 My thought exactly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:57:06 2015 No.13337194 >>13337191 Why though? So I can fake sadness at something I already know? Hell I'm almost done P3 and the only character I give a shit about is Aigis, everyone else is either an asshole or not worth the dirt under my shoes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:57:49 2015 No.13337197 >>13336996 >Mention Liliwurm several threads back >Someone makes it Sometimes I love you, MG threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:57:53 2015 No.13337198 >>13337185 >>13337191 I hate to say it, but the only noteworthy thing about The Answer was the opening music to it. It was jammin'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:58:03 2015 No.13337199 >>13337182 And he an Agito Agito kicked God in the Face and told him to cut his shit out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:58:31 2015 No.13337200 >>13337194 Well then don't. But don't come crying to me if people make fun of you for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:59:35 2015 No.13337203 >>13337186 >Come back as a ghost to haunt the wurm >But wait, Ghosts can't be boys! >Get genderswapped into a Ghost Girl >Wurm is happy to see you anyway >Lots of hugs >Yuri ensues

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:59:43 2015 No.13337204 >>13337199 Not everyone is Agito anon. To be honest most of us would end up like Gills

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:00:49 2015 No.13337206 >>13337204 Gills is just a precursor to Agito. Or Exceed Gills

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:00:50 2015 No.13337207

>>13337180
>Yes sir, we know faries can stretch, what's the issue?
>"Well, I kinda got....stuck."
>Stuck in?.....
>"....In her....she tried this new thing by giving me a raging mushroom and manticore venom and I got stuck in her."
>Ok, I see the problem. I can be out by tomorrow
>"Tomorrow?! But won't she-"
>Pop? Sir, I've seen one that looks like she swallowed a beach ball. What size is she currently?
>"About soccer ball size?"
>Like I said, I'll be out tomorrow, just don't drive anywhere and try to get her to stop if she hasn't already hit the ahego horizon. The bigger they are the more you'll need to clean.
>"what'll we tell the kids?"
>Learning experience

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:01:08 2015 No.13337209 >>13337194 Aigis is Best Girl. I like Fuuka too though. >>13337204 I'd rather be OOO.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:02:10 2015 No.13337213 >>13337207 >>Learning experience I laughed. Good going. Somebody could do a whole series of these.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:02:55 2015 No.13337216 >>13337197 Well, glad you enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:03:12 2015 No.13337217 >>13337199 What part of doujin villan don't you get? The best alp can do is hope to suck the old men on her in the second book after she was mind broken and became their queen

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:03:53 2015 No.13337219 >>13337203 >>But wait, Ghosts can't be boys! This is fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:03:55 2015 No.13337220 >>13337209 Now that I think about it, Aigis, Fuuka, Akiko and Shinjiro were the only members in SEES that I didn't outright dislike at first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:04:43 2015 No.13337222 >>13337217 What part of Agito don't YOU get. Unless you're Beerus, Saitama, or Ultimate Kuuga you are NOT beating Agito.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:05:34 2015 No.13337223 >>13337222 Nice powerlevel discussion we have going on here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:06:04 2015 No.13337225 File: 157 KB, 700x700, corgi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Corgi shortstack girl when?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:06:08 2015 No.13337226

>>13337213
>She's a tentacle, she should be able to untangle herself naturally
>"Well, you see. We had her sister join in and they both got tangled."
>.....Twins?
>"Twins"
>Fine, I'll be over in 15. Please find a way to occupy yourself that doesn't make things worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:06:10 2015 No.13337227 >>13337207 The hospital at MGC must have an entire ward for this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:07:15 2015 No.13337230 >>13337225 When we actually get Dog Girl breed discussion going on

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:07:44 2015 No.13337231 >>13337226 >Threesome with Twin Tentacle Girls This man has my respect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:07:49 2015 No.13337232 >>13337230 Why would we do that? We already agree that Husky is best Dog girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:07:49 2015 No.13337233 >>13337169 Anon, you're lewd. How do you feel about snowballing?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:08:04 2015 No.13337234

>>13337203
I can live with this.

Undead Yuri with your waifu would be awkward at some points, but I'm sure she'd help you get used to it.

>Alp maried to Human Boy
>He constantly bullies her and denies her Stage 3 Alpiness
>She still loves him though
>Then he gets in a crash
>Alp crying caries him to a back alley Lich
>Lich brings her Bully Husband back
>As a Zombie Girl

The question is, will the Alp reach Stage 3 before the Zombie Girl becomes a Wight, or no? Man, this could be a comedy show or something in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:08:04 2015 No.13337235 >>13337227 ER: SVU. I'd watch it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:10:08 2015 No.13337237 >>13337234 >becoming an undead monster girl to be with you're waifu I'd do it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:10:20 2015 No.13337238

>>13337227
>An this is our balloon ward, generously donated by the fairy queen Titania
>Little Jinko cub raises a paw "Is this where the sick balloons go?"
>No, this is where the pixies, faries, and othe MGs go when mommy and daddy get....stuck....and mommy's hips can't stop moving on their own after getting stuck. Now, our next ward is the milkman ward -

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:12:10 2015 No.13337239 >>13337238 >the milkman ward - Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:12:22 2015 No.13337240 >>13337234 Men can't become zombies and fuck off with your yuri. >>13337203 A soil is pure spirit energy, so you're also full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:12:46 2015 No.13337242 >>13337237 >>13337234 >>13337203 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:13:40 2015 No.13337244 >>13337237 I did a greentext about such a thing a while back. Considering making a full story out of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:13:56 2015 No.13337245 >>13337240 *soul

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:14:24 2015 No.13337246 >>13337244 Do it, it sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:15:06 2015 No.13337247 >>13337233 A bit iffy. Like it better between two girls, so very good for a threesome. That said, wouldn't be totally against eating out a creampie I gave her, then feeding it to her in a lewd kiss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:15:17 2015 No.13337248 I've overdosed on sex. I'm dying please save me with faith and abstinence.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:16:19 2015 No.13337249

>>13337139
>>13337140
>"Let's find out" She whispers in your ear as she shoves you down to the ground while ripping the crotch of your pants off presenting your proud erection to the world
>"One!" She drags her dripping tongue across the left side of your dick forcing it to the side as it's pushed by the force of her tongue.
>"Two-hoo!" As your dick bounces back to it's straight upward position Ms. Owl swoops her mouth back to it to give a long wet lick to the right side of your shaft, again pushing it towards the opposite side to only have it bounce back into place. Your shaft is pulsing in please ready to blow from the expert stroking of Ms. Owl's tongue.
>"Three!" she's hovering over your penis, mouth opened wide ready to accept your cock, but something seems odd. Then you see it, the glint in her eye!
>"NO! NONONONONONONONONO!"
>She snaps her jaw down onto your pulsing dick teeth biting straight into your unsuspecting head. Your screams echo through the forest as you squirm helplessly trying to free yourself from the fearsome maw of Ms. Owl.
>Your dick, already put on the edge of the first two licks, let's loose it's package, shooting semen straight into Ms.owl's waiting mouth to mix with the blood seeping from the small punctures in your dick's head.
>Ms. Owl sits up licking her lips for any fluids that may have escaped and proudly declares "Three!"
>You lay whimpering on the ground staring at your poor bleeding prick. If there's anything you can't stand, it's a sadistic owl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:16:58 2015 No.13337250 >>13337225 Never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:17:00 2015 No.13337251 >>13337160 >confuse her with Bionicle lore Bionicle's lore is deeper than anything I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:17:49 2015 No.13337253 >>13337249 Mike Tyson staring into your soul.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:18:13 2015 No.13337254 File: 141 KB, 500x500, 32523623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337203 >>13337234 >>13337237

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:18:18 2015 No.13337255 >>13337251 I'm a tad upset that the new line is a reboot, completely discarding all the old lore. Granted they did pretty well wrap up the old lore's story with the Glatorian thing, but still.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:19:25 2015 No.13337258 >>13337251 And that's why it's awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:19:48 2015 No.13337259 >>13337249 I'm fine with some teasing nibbling, or scrapping along the length. But biting hard enough to draw blood? Nope nope nope SOOOOO MUCH NOPE.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:20:47 2015 No.13337264

>>13337239
>This ward is where all citizens caught in a milkman related incident go to. Notice how the doors are extra wide, these were installeded after the second great water spiking of 2013 and generously donated by the church of Hathor and funded, in part, by the sabbath who have their own ward later.
>Jinko cub raises her hand "Why does it say no milk allowed?"
>The great milk recall of 2013 following the spiking of 2013. We only serve milk by request now, and even then it's only if it comes....fresh.
>"But what happens if they get cookies?"
>Loli ward.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:21:00 2015 No.13337266

>>13337255

Story-wise, I didn't like the reboot either. Ending the story back in 2010 was sad, but it was also necessary, as all good things must come to an end someday. The power of nostalgia can sometimes ruin things we love.

I'd rather keep my memories of how far the story's gotten, all the events that happened, heroes and villains who fought and died, than have it all suddenly vanish and be replaced by a "reboot".

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:21:08 2015 No.13337267 >>13337254 Shhhhhhhhhhh Shhh shh shhhh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:21:23 2015 No.13337268 >>13337251 Deeper than even Lord of the Rings?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:22:13 2015 No.13337270 >>13337268 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:22:13 2015 No.13337271 >>13337249 >doesn't matter, had sex . jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:22:34 2015 No.13337273 >>13337249 It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:22:47 2015 No.13337274 >>13337270 Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:23:17 2015 No.13337278 >>13337268 Lord of the Rings had Mortals in one Continent, Angels, Demons, Elves and all that shit on another. Shit happened when the two crossed. Bionicle is basically the story about a God-Robot's Immune System. Immune systems are pretty damn deep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:23:27 2015 No.13337279 >>13337259 Now imagine that with a wurm. That is why telling a wurm >>13337109 is not a good idea.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:23:47 2015 No.13337281

>>13337254
>"In other news, Conservative Succubi MILF Groups have protested the latest show on LWD, "After-Life Sausage Fest". They called the show "Unnatural" and "Trying to promote forbidden love"."
>"One parent, 39 year old Succu Slut claimed that Alps are "Little freaks who can't appreciate real Monster Girls and need to go back to where they came"."
>"Some groups raised concerns that the show might hypnotize young men to become female and worship the chief god, and lower the already-low male count in the city."
>"When asked for an opinion, LWD Chairwoman Tanuka Shecklestein was reported saying "Oy gevalt, des goy need to learn some cultural enrichment"."
>"We are currently investigating whether or not the TV show is based on a true series of events, and how Alp groups think of it."
>"Now, the Weather."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:24:51 2015 No.13337285 >>13337247 I like you, anon. You're not afraid to get lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:25:30 2015 No.13337288 >>13337281 Are you trying to be funny? Because you failed, utterly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:26:09 2015 No.13337291 >>13337281 >Succubi against degeneracy Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:26:12 2015 No.13337292 >>13337281 >After-Life Sausage Fest That sounds more like the title of a reality show all about Undead Incubi Husbandos, and their daily lives in the Undead Kingdoms, attending fancy events with their Noblewoman Wives and such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:27:09 2015 No.13337295 >>13337242 >>13337254 >>13337288 Calm down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:28:20 2015 No.13337299 >>13337291 Would you a Succubus MILF who was /pol/ to the bone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:28:51 2015 No.13337302 >>13337295 >If you call someone out on not being funny you're like the other people I want to shit on Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:29:24 2015 No.13337303 >>13337302 Haha but relax, dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:30:49 2015 No.13337306 >>13337299 Trick question, if she was /pol/ to the bone, she'd never be a single mother. Next!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:31:09 2015 No.13337307 >>13337302 He said calm down. You should take that advice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:32:16 2015 No.13337312 >>13337079 >s>>13337302 chill out man

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:36:14 2015 No.13337323 >>13337273 Eh, it was more of a comedy/horror kinda thing so it was supposed to be shit. >>13337271 I worry about you. You may soon become a girl, and it won't be through magical means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:37:06 2015 No.13337324 >>13337306 This is a fact. A very accurate one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:37:11 2015 No.13337325 >>13337278 Actually the God-Robot is like Jesus Christ, and we humans are the "Great Beings" who made him and gave him the purpose to protect and watch over the universe, we're the "Gods" in the story. Let that sink in for a minute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:44:06 2015 No.13337338 >>13333584 >Mingey >not doing Gary as well 6/10 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:46:43 2015 No.13337348 I just want to marry a duck Harpy and have our kids follow us around everywhere. Is that too much to ask for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:46:52 2015 No.13337349 >>13337338 Damn it all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:47:29 2015 No.13337352 >>13337348 Anon you better be ready for duck vag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:48:16 2015 No.13337355 >>13337352 I'm ready to traverse the maze.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:49:12 2015 No.13337356 >>13337355 GOD

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:49:21 2015 No.13337357 File: 170 KB, 1000x640, 1410387590423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it possible for paws to be too big and meaty?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:49:38 2015 No.13337358 >>13337348 I imagine that'd get old real quick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:49:48 2015 No.13337359 >>13337348 I just imagined a pelican harpy that has her mouth completely filled with cum. I don't like my brain sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:50:43 2015 No.13337360 >>13337352 Will Mamono Mana turn Anon's penis into a corkscrew that can traverse the vagina labyrinth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:51:28 2015 No.13337362 >>13337357 Yao a shit and her paws are disgusting. Even Nanabi is better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:51:33 2015 No.13337363 >>13337358 It wouldn't for me. >Young fluffy Harpies following you around everywhere >sometimes crashing into each other and you while trying to stop when you stop

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:52:16 2015 No.13337364
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>>13337357
Good for hugging and cuddling, bad for most everything else

I'd imagine there would be custom meaty paw only items to accommodate, like scissors, keyboards, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:52:36 2015 No.13337365 >>13337360 I don't like where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:53:49 2015 No.13337369 >>13337365 At least they aren't talking about a pig's corkscrew penis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:53:50 2015 No.13337370 >>13337363 >Can't take a shit in peace because they want to go in with you and harpoon the door if you lock them out

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:54:36 2015 No.13337373 >>13337360 >Vagina labyrinth Is she only capable of giving birth to Goblins and Minotaurs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:54:47 2015 No.13337374 >>13337357 >>13337364 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjF7HKSaaI

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:54:53 2015 No.13337375 >>13337365 >>13337360 >Duck will mount you and ride you until you cum enough so that the cum is pushed sufficiently far enough to reach her womb

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:55:41 2015 No.13337378 >>13337369 Pigs too? Seriously, fuck you nature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:56:37 2015 No.13337381 >>13337364 I want to hug a Yeti before she hugs me.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:56:54 2015 No.13337383
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>Have Fennec daughterus
>Every time they see you they start screaming in happiness
>Run all over the place like they're coked out of their minds while yipping and carrying on
>After about fifteen minutes of this they fall asleep instantly, lazing about furniture in awkward positions, others snuggling with you
>Four hours later it repeats
Could you handle it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:58:54 2015 No.13337388 >>13337378 Yupp. mother nature seems to have ran out of ideas by the time she got around to humans hough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:59:25 2015 No.13337389 >>13337364 Couldn't they just MAMOMO MANA them into normal sized hands if they wanted to do some delicate work or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:59:35 2015 No.13337390 >>13337383 Fuck off Bob, the fennec kitsune thing dies off long ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:59:44 2015 No.13337391 File: 618 KB, 1600x1200, 1398627725430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337362 we'll just have to agree to disagree. faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:59:48 2015 No.13337392 >>13337383 >Every time they see you they start screaming in happiness >implying every moment of my life being filled with paternal ecstasy wouldn't be incredible

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:00:08 2015 No.13337394 >>13337383 No, I like quiet and hate the shrill screams of children, especially girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:00:44 2015 No.13337395 >>13337375 Or give a fairy a small set of diving gear, wrap some fishing line around her, and give her a little vial filled with your cum. Then it's just a matter of time.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:02:56 2015 No.13337401

>>13337378
>mites are impregnated in the womb by their brother
>dolphins kill their babies and rape one another for recreation, they stay awake for days and carry dozens of STDs
>94% of giraffe sex is male on male
>canadian geese are assholes
>alligator penises are always erect and are used like switchblades
>male squids fire sperm bullets at females in drive by rape shootings
>octopus males tear off their penises and throw them at women to breed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:04:23 2015 No.13337406 >>13337381 Poor thing would probably completely block down, not able to comprehend the situation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:04:52 2015 No.13337407 >>13337401 >>male squids fire sperm bullets at females in drive by rape shootings I love nature

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:04:57 2015 No.13337408

>>13337401
>Canadian geese are assholes
Love how you just threw that in.

Also, isn't there some species of fish where the male fuses to a female, becoming a cock and balls that she uses to impregnate another female? I swear I've heard some shit like that.

Nature's fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:04:58 2015 No.13337410 >>13337381 You would not be able to stop a 250 pound excited Russian Yeti running at you full force to hug you, she will get her hugs first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:05:06 2015 No.13337412 >>13337401 >male squids fire sperm bullets at females in drive by rape shootings woah

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:06:07 2015 No.13337414 >>13337401 >canadian geese are assholes They are also monogamous. So while they may be assholes, they will love you and beat people up who look at you funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:06:46 2015 No.13337418 >>13337391 Slant Eyed Talentless Sex Maniac Chink

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:07:05 2015 No.13337422
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>Walking through a graveyard at night.
>Try to avoid eye contact with a group of Ghoul Girl delinquents, smoking and hanging around the gravestones.
>They look pretty mean. It'd be best not to mess with them if you can help it.
>"Hey, you there, kid."
>Oh no, this is the last thing you needed.
>"What are you doin'? Wanderin' around here at night huh?!"
>"Yeah! Don't you know this is our turf, punk?!"
>"Why don't you scram before we teach you a lesson?"
>You explain sheepishly that you're just here to visit your mother's grave.
>You pull out some flowers from your jacket.
>"O-Oh... Sorry... You go ahead man."
>"Yeah, it's cool, we were just... Sorry."
>They walk off and you're free to pay your respects.
>You later learn, after asking someone, that the group of Ghouls aren't actually that bad, they just beat the shit out of punks who try to trash the cemetery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:07:34 2015 No.13337424 >>13337414 I want to cuddle a Canadian Goose Girl and make her feel special and happy! I don't care if people say she's a jerk, I love her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:08:03 2015 No.13337426 >>13337408 Ceratioid anglerfishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:08:25 2015 No.13337427 >>13337424 she would be all tsun, no dere

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:09:13 2015 No.13337430 File: 483 KB, 529x470, 1425977866361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337401 Anon...why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:09:15 2015 No.13337431 >>13337383 I saw that video too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:09:23 2015 No.13337432 >>13337427 I'll be the dere for her! I'll love her so hard it'll be incomprehendable to others!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:09:40 2015 No.13337434 >>13337348 Yes, ducks are assholes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:10:15 2015 No.13337437 >>13337325 HAH They're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:11:07 2015 No.13337441 >>13337434 Says someone who has never raised one. you;d be amazed at what you can teach them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:11:29 2015 No.13337442 >>13337422 Stuff like this makes me wonder if I could have avoided many fight with these type of people.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:12:21 2015 No.13337443

>>13337422
I quite like this idea. Undead Delinquents protecting a Graveyard, getting all flustered when they accidentally bother someone just there to pay their respects.

I also like the idea of Undead Girls falling for guys who come by Graveyards to pay respect to their parents, then using a bit of Light Necromancy to commune with their spirits, and get their blessing for her to pursue him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:13:07 2015 No.13337444 >>13337434 That's swans and geese. Fuck 'em!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:13:14 2015 No.13337446 >>13337401 >octopus males tear off their penises and throw them at women to breed This made me imagine traumatizing a scylla or kraken by seeing the man they captured trying to do this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:13:16 2015 No.13337447 >>13337441 Nigger I have five ducks outside my window right now, I could probably go out and catch one. They suck. Chickens too. Pigs are cool though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:13:21 2015 No.13337448 >>13337441 Can you teach them to shake and fetch? I'm interested to know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:15:21 2015 No.13337455 >>13337448 You can teach them to respond to their name and beg for food like a dog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:16:39 2015 No.13337459 >>13337455 That's nice but can they get me a beer from the fridge as long as they can reach it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:17:38 2015 No.13337464 >>13337459 Only wives and large dog breeds can do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:19:12 2015 No.13337469 >>13337464 >not training your kids to bring you beer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:19:30 2015 No.13337471 >>13337464 You can train a dog better than you can train a wife. Prove me wrong.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:19:52 2015 No.13337474

>>13337443
>Come back to find that your flowers have been replaced with fresher ones already.
>Ask the Ghoul Girls about it.
>"Well, you know, it's just the flowers you left were beginning to die and stink up the place. So we swapped them out. It's no big deal."
>Mention that the flowers placed there are quite expensive ones.
>"S-So?! Whatever, I was just taking care of it for you.... Chump."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:19:53 2015 No.13337475 >>13337469 thats one of the first things my parents taught me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:19:54 2015 No.13337476 >>13337469 Somehow this seems like bad parenting to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:20:31 2015 No.13337479 >>13337471 >Prove me wrong. Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:21:25 2015 No.13337482 File: 470 KB, 500x706, Red Wolfi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337471 What if your wife is a Werewolf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:21:26 2015 No.13337483 >>13337469 My dad made me do it all the time.Nothing wrong with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:22:43 2015 No.13337486 >>13337474 Undead Girls really are the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:25:22 2015 No.13337495 >>13337479 My normal side is asking for glimmers of hope. >>13337482 She can be equally as domesticatable as she is wild. A good waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:25:30 2015 No.13337496 >>13337482 "Honey, they found a bunch of half-eaten corpses in the park again. Isn't that strange?" >"Y-Yeah... It sure is..."

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:26:43 2015 No.13337499

>>13337476
My dad made me do it when I was a preschooler. I haven't seen him in years but I'm sure it wasn't bad parenting or anything.

God I just want a nice motherly Monster Girl to reassure me as I ask her why no one loved me as a kid, I want healing dammit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:28:01 2015 No.13337504 File: 142 KB, 850x1202, 1415273907963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to adventure with a jinko through the mist continent in search of treasure, glory, and a way to get this annoying lantern ghost to stop following me holy shit why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:30:07 2015 No.13337509 >>13337504 >HEY >LOOK >LISTEN >WATCH OUT

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:31:19 2015 No.13337513 >>13337504 Lewd Jinko milk baths! Fat-bottomed Kakuen stealing your stuff and teasing you! Ara Ara~ Ren Xiongmao lazily eating bamboo a few feet from your camp! The Mist Continent awaits!

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:32:56 2015 No.13337517
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>Get woken up, it's 12:30 in the PM
>The Kikimora that's been with you since childhood is standing over you
>"Master. It's time for your bath."
>Try to question her on why she's in your room
>She shoves you into the bathroom, shivering and naked
>Begin to wash yourself, feel the soft pressure of Kikimora breasts on your back
>"It's my job as your personal caretaker to ensure you're properly cleaning yourself. The Miss complained about your odor the other day."
>You barely ever see your parents anymore, both of them either at parties or working at your father's company
>Zone out before you realize she's cleaning your genitals
>Awkward silence, end up dressed and waiting for the marriage interview that your parents had set up
>The young woman apologizes and holds up a letter you supposedly sent her. She reads it, tearing up.
>"Is this some kind of sick joke!? You animal!"
>She storms off, leaving behind the note on the coffee table. Her and your tea is untouched.
>The note is written neatly, detailing how you've had relations with "the help" and that she's with your child
>Take a sip of your tea, begin hyperventilating
>Grogginess takes you, Shit. It was drugged.
>Wake up tied to your bed, your Kikimora maid is bouncing up and down on your shaft
>"Master's.. cock... is mine."
>"It's always been... mine.."
>"I won't... let any other girl... take you..."
>You feel tingling in your nethers as your balls draw close and you unload into her
>Her howl is more like a beast's than a young woman's
>The last thing you remember is her falling on top of you as your cock pops out of her cunt, seed leaking
>"Master... I love you..."
>All this time, the one girl who'd never betray you was in your rearview mirrors
>Wake up the next morning to the same ritual
>She doesn't even crack a smile when she greets you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:34:55 2015 No.13337523 >>13337513 Sounds good, are those naturally occurring milk baths or do they need to milk lots of holsts to fill the tubs? Both are good. Just let me bath with the jinkos. And hug them. Especially the small soft ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:35:08 2015 No.13337525 >>13337517 That went from Childhood Friend straight to Yandere a little too quickly. Could've used some more padding out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:36:43 2015 No.13337528 >>13337523 Most are naturally occurring mineral baths. However, there are shrines with a unique combination of Asparas, Holstaur, and Undine Priestesses who prepare more...personal, baths, for those who make pilgrimage to their grounds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:38:14 2015 No.13337530 >>13337422 Ghouls are so good. >>13337486 Truly, they are. >>13337517 Well, that sure went somewhere fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:38:41 2015 No.13337533 File: 234 KB, 707x1000, 39121e1b90360d9f3d855142e3014cf7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337225 LIKE THIS?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:39:28 2015 No.13337535 >>13337528 Wonderful, take my mist continent brand currency!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:39:59 2015 No.13337536 File: 129 KB, 392x199, set.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337530 >Ghouls are so good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:40:05 2015 No.13337537 >>13337533 cute, but not fuckable. I would cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:40:10 2015 No.13337538 >>13337517 >Yandere kiki Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:40:22 2015 No.13337540 >>13337517 This dialogue reminds me of something...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:40:38 2015 No.13337541 >>13336489 Turbo slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:41:55 2015 No.13337546 File: 102 KB, 620x877, 1420013066078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337517 >that's been with you since childhood Oh boy, I wonder what the age difference is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:42:10 2015 No.13337548 >>13337517 >The note is written neatly, detailing how you've had relations with "the help" and that she's with your child If she wanted my child so bad she should have asked! I would have been glad to indulge her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:46:32 2015 No.13337553 File: 241 KB, 1000x989, b381bb205790327d192afb9cc443bded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337537 How about these?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:47:21 2015 No.13337555 >>13337536 Stupid smoothskin, doesn't understand the appeal of a nicely irradiated woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:47:28 2015 No.13337556 >>13337546 It's nice to see CC Maids protective of their young masters

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:47:36 2015 No.13337557 >>13337517 Not enough speeding tickets in the world for how fast that Kiki went yandere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:48:10 2015 No.13337558 >>13337553 cute, but I don't do the taur stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:49:43 2015 No.13337560 >>13337557 What if she was latently yandere?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:50:50 2015 No.13337564 File: 647 KB, 720x720, 1429321850666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337444 >Geese

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:51:29 2015 No.13337568 >>13337546 >>13337556 Why assume CC? When I hear that, I always think like in Bleach. Little boy gets little meido who grows up with him. But I suppose to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:52:49 2015 No.13337570 >>13337560 What if all these dense masters would just fuck the Kiki maids?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:52:50 2015 No.13337571 >>13337557 I think she was always a yandere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:54:58 2015 No.13337574 File: 272 KB, 800x950, Chim chiminey chim chiminey chim chim cheree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A Mary Poppins Kikimora is the only one I'll accept. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:55:49 2015 No.13337578 >>13337564 I'd reppuken that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:55:52 2015 No.13337579 >>13337570 >Fucking the hired help But my vampire waifu wouldn't stand for it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:56:21 2015 No.13337580
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>>13337564
I wish I understood why 2hus are paired with assorted vidya/animu characters. I at least understand Sakuya and DIO.
>>13337570
Maybe some dudes are just ambivalent towards returning the feelings of an older sister figure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:56:52 2015 No.13337583 >>13337579 >Not impregnanting both Git gud Master.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:57:14 2015 No.13337586 >>13337579 Doesn't your Vampire waifu have a bunch of skeleton butlers instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:57:17 2015 No.13337587 >>13337579 Then she is a hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:57:20 2015 No.13337588 >>13337578 I'd give her the DEADLY RAVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:58:37 2015 No.13337591 >>13337517 Did the thought of asking never cross her mind?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:59:18 2015 No.13337594 >>13337579 >letting your waifu decide what you can or can't do with your dick You. Me. Bare Knuckles. At dawn. Ye are a stain on the escutcheon of our order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 21:59:37 2015 No.13337596 >>13337580 Youmu and Vergil makes a vague sort of sense for similar preferences of swordsmanship. At least Remi looks damn good wearing Gilgamesh there? That artist might not make much sense, but goddamn they draw nice stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:00:18 2015 No.13337598 >>13337580 Dante Won't Die?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:00:31 2015 No.13337599 Undead Sandworms. Lava Sandworms Lilim Sandworms

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:00:37 2015 No.13337600 >>13337586 Speak of Vampires and Hired Help, wonder if The Grub will ever continue that one fic of his.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:01:39 2015 No.13337602 >>13337594 >going bare handed to a pistol duel

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:02:10 2015 No.13337604 >>13337599 Spaceworm still Best Worm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:02:36 2015 No.13337607 >>13337599 Give recolor-anon a rest, he's been busy today.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:02:41 2015 No.13337608
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>>13337596
It's by the same artist that designed the characters for Touhouvania. Ironically, I believe he(?) hasn't drawn any actual Castlevania characters.
>>13337598
Legendary Dork Knight

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:02:45 2015 No.13337609 >>13337599 >undead sandworm I'm not so sure I want to see her on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:03:00 2015 No.13337610 >>13337594 >Fucking a grubby maid when you have a vampire wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:03:38 2015 No.13337613 >>13337602 Coward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:04:05 2015 No.13337614 >>13337608 >hasn't drawn any actual Castlevania characters. That's a crying shame, given his Touhouvania designs perfectly capture the aesthetic. Much better than Takeshi Obata.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:04:34 2015 No.13337616 >>13337610 >having an uppity corpse for a wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:04:37 2015 No.13337618 >>13337610 >Not taking the loyal maid over the bitchy aristocrat

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:05:04 2015 No.13337620

>>13337594
>>13337616
>>13337618
>Not wanting to be a part of a loving relationship between Nobility with your Vampire wife
>Not wanting to birth a Dhampir daughter and join her in teasing her mother
>Not wanting to enjoy daily feeding sessions with your wife, as she suckles gently at your neck.
Fuck, now I want that one writefag who dropped that blood sucking sex story a week or so back to write another one, that shit was hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:05:11 2015 No.13337621 File: 372 KB, 1920x1080, 91TYZZI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he is really doing the 5 requests

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:06:19 2015 No.13337623 File: 119 KB, 600x600, 1426558302113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337610 THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MAIDS?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:06:38 2015 No.13337625 >>13337621 >Nightmare in winter clothes >With a cold even The adorable is off the charts. Based Loen, I am so sorry I ever doubted him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:07:17 2015 No.13337626 >>13337621 That's cute as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:07:30 2015 No.13337627 >>13337621 Adorable, I may see my Oni and hobgoblin arm wrestling match yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:08:14 2015 No.13337630 >>13337621 He still won't come back though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:08:14 2015 No.13337631 >>13337625 Enjoy it while it lasts. He will probably leave us forever after this.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:08:41 2015 No.13337633

>>13337620
I liked the ending to one recent greentext, where a vampire waifu has a 'morning' feeding session with her husbando, slowly riding him under the covers as she presses herself to his chest and drinks from his neck, the only indication of what she's doing being the slow rising and falling of the blanket covering the curve of her ass.

Granted I'd rather not have a daughteru watching during this, but you get the idea.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:09:13 2015 No.13337636

>>13337560
>>13337557

All Kikimora are yandere if introduced to their masters from a young age.

It's a proper maid's responsibility to ensure their Master becomes a productive incubus as well as checking on his growth in his sleep and trying to become pregnant with child at the right time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:09:17 2015 No.13337637 >>13337616 >>13337618 >>13337623 You don't even know where low class homebreaker has been. Didn't your parents tell you not to put trash into your mouth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:09:34 2015 No.13337640 >>13337631 It seems some of us have to tread the path of the drawfag ourselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:09:45 2015 No.13337642 >>13337631 He drew Rach again, right? He may never take a bundle of requests from us again, but he'll still draw things we like, and we'll always have what he did make just for us. Like the pit full of Spikes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:10:03 2015 No.13337644 >>13337630 Gee maybe if people weren't dicks to Content Creators this wouldn't be a problem Cept Bob, .less and any other sufferingfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:11:04 2015 No.13337647 >>13337644 >People being a dick to Loen >Ever you obviously don't know what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:11:32 2015 No.13337648 >>13337637 I will hear no more from you, ascended slave.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:12:54 2015 No.13337652

>>13337640
None of us will ever be as good as Loen. The speed at which he accurately draws doodles is uncanny. No amount of Alp's Paint drawing would ever compete.

>>13337642
Wishful thinking. Better hope that more drawfags are inclined to draw our hopes and dreams.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:13:13 2015 No.13337653 >>13337644 Dude, Loen was probably the only one to have his dick sucked ubiquitously in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:13:33 2015 No.13337655 >>13337647 I'm sure someone was a dick to him once or twice. That and he probably saw people being dicks to other write/drawfags

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:14:31 2015 No.13337656 >>13337652 >None of us will ever be as good as Loen We won't know until we try.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:14:32 2015 No.13337657
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>>13337614
Konami is kill, so I doubt we'll see any collaboration between Konami and Banpei Akira for a CV game any time soon. Which is a crying shame.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:15:22 2015 No.13337660

>>13337655
No.
The thread collectively fellated him constantly, like >>13337653 said.
The guy was fucking adored, and the only reason he went away was to handle business in his personal life.
The reason he probably wont come back is because he isn't that interested in MGs anymore, and wants to change up his style.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:15:44 2015 No.13337662 >>13337636 This make me wish sleep-rape was written more often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:15:55 2015 No.13337663 >>13337648 All I'm saying is that it's smarter to stay with your vampire wife then to bang the maid. You don't want your children to grow up poor, do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:16:10 2015 No.13337664 >>13337657 >Unlikable lazy hag >"Almost Dante but with less belts" Eh...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:17:10 2015 No.13337665 >>13337663 They won't if you bang both, which you should.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:17:10 2015 No.13337666 >>13337660 >The reason he probably wont come back is because he isn't that interested in MGs anymore, and wants to change up his style. This sounds understandable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:17:15 2015 No.13337667 >>13337662 Well we can always hope that someday Werebat Oneesan will rape the Otouto

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:17:29 2015 No.13337668 Why are people so infatuated with maids?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:17:54 2015 No.13337669 File: 147 KB, 761x338, It says you're gay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337637 >trash >has a tick for a waifu, a dead thing, and a succubus whore I've met some dumbasses in my time but you have them all beat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:18:29 2015 No.13337672 >>13337664 At least Nero had a character and personality unlike Donte. They should have went with his scarf design in the concept art though.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:18:44 2015 No.13337673

>>13337660
>He isn't that interested in MGs anymore
I'd say that's bull. He put the time and effort to finish up that one Miia drawing himself, and his most recent full drawing was Rachnee again. I'd say it's clear he still likes MGs (EMG at least), he just wants to grow his style more, as all good artists are won't to do.

It's more likely that what >>13337653 said is correct. He knows how toxic this place can be, and would rather not associate much with us any more. I can't blame him for it. We'll have to live with looking on from afar.

Or just contacting him on imgur normally if he puts an update there in the future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:18:57 2015 No.13337674 >>13337668 Because they're super good. They're like wives, but you don't have to listen to their stupid shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:19:24 2015 No.13337676 >>13337668 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCa3Tf_tDA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:19:35 2015 No.13337677 >>13337667 I hope. >>13337668 People are discussing the right now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:19:57 2015 No.13337678 >>13337672 I'll agree with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:20:02 2015 No.13337679 >>13337663 This is what traitor kun would have men reduced to, men too lazy or afraid to care for themselves. Content to spread their legs and smile, pets. Fuck him and fuck you, gold digging whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:20:25 2015 No.13337680 >>13337621 >He is doing the requests Well I'll be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:20:34 2015 No.13337682 >>13337673 I honestly don't see what he would have to fear, he's the one artist who seemed to be immune to hate during his time here. But maybe he really is just staying away because the threads are cancerous, in any case I don't really blame him.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:20:37 2015 No.13337683

>>13337672
>Unlike Donte
Honestly, having played DmC, I didn't find Donte that bad by the end of the game. He sure as fuck wasn't Dante, but he wasn't an entirely awful character in his own right by the time all was said and done.

Now his BROTHER on the other hand...there's an irredeemable piece of shit character if there's ever been one. I can't wait for the true Vergil to step back into the spotlight with DMC4:SE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:21:05 2015 No.13337686 >>13337677 them*

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:22:41 2015 No.13337689 >>13337683 Donte was as bland and forgettable as Kat.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:24:26 2015 No.13337692
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>>13337610
>>13337637
>Dissing the prime example of impeccability and dutifulness itself in it's most beautiful of forms as 'grubby' and 'trash'
Your impertinence and clear lack of knowledge about the wonders of women in the profession of domestic servitude compels me to insult you on the most basic of weaknesses.

YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
There.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:26:06 2015 No.13337696 >>13337692 WOAH SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:26:26 2015 No.13337697

>Nobody here is even considering the prospect of Vampire waifu dressing up like a maid to serve her husbando for the day
>These days become more and more frequent as she finds herself enjoying the uniform
>And the idea of "Servicing" her beloved husband

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:27:45 2015 No.13337700 >>13337682 Having a few dedicated trolls don't make them cancerous.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:28:03 2015 No.13337702

>>13337697
Nah, if I wanted that I'd just hire a Kiki as a side girl.
That whole scenario ruins the whole Noble and highborn feel that vamps carry around, and honestly getting someone like that to go full dere for my is much more rewarding than sexing a slutty maid.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:28:06 2015 No.13337704

>>13337669
You're her husband, it's your duty to give her a strong and proud bloodline who wouldn't want to be the father of nobles and rulers?

>>13337679
All I'm saying is that it's stupid to throw your life away just so your can bang the hired help. You could be doing so much more.

>>13337692
You can pick up a kikimoras just by driving behind the Home Depot and hiring them, or just piling up dirty laundry and leaving the window open. Any high school dropout can be a maid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:28:57 2015 No.13337707 File: 281 KB, 725x856, Milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky2874tImDs no holst waifu to play this on fiddle

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:31:43 2015 No.13337716 >>13337702 >As a side girl >Fucking a girl on the side >Cheating on your wife >Not wanting your wife to dress up on occasion as a display of Full-Dere for you Awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:34:01 2015 No.13337720 >>13337700 You must be fucking delusional.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:35:03 2015 No.13337721 >>13337720 Sure. Whatever makes you feel better about your observations.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:35:06 2015 No.13337722

>>13337716
I want neither option
I want a noble and prideful Vampire who will walk circles around her competition in the political games of the realm, only to come home at night and snuggle into my arms and gently feed from me as I stroke her hair and whisper how amazing she is into her ear.
I would never have any reason to cheat on her, especially not over some shitty dime a dozen maid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:35:07 2015 No.13337723 Pregnant Hellhound twins pregnant with triplets

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:36:04 2015 No.13337724 >>13337722 Then what was that "Side Girl" nonsense?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:36:41 2015 No.13337725 >>13337723 So... eight Hellhounds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:36:58 2015 No.13337727 >>13337723 Time to leave this dimension.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:37:07 2015 No.13337728 >>13337723 Twin Hellhound Milky Paizuri?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:37:24 2015 No.13337729 >>13337721 I'm not that guy lmao.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:38:25 2015 No.13337731 >>13337729 Then you're an idiot trying to butt in and troll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:39:12 2015 No.13337732 >>13337731 Resorting to the "troll" card and saying these threads aren't cancerous. Good job, mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:39:34 2015 No.13337733 File: 346 KB, 524x511, 1429324774420.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337725 Rather, two hellhounds with six that will be online within six months. Also how did you manage to impregnate hellhound twins i nthe first place

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:39:36 2015 No.13337734 >>13337724 Hypothetical scenario.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:40:01 2015 No.13337735 >>13337722 And what the hell makes you so special that someone so high grade would want you?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:40:12 2015 No.13337736

>>13337724
Others were talking about masters not dicking the kikimora maids, which implies a single master and then that anon went "but muh vampire waifu." I don't know, I guess he just wanted to veer the conversation off to his choice of monster girl in a very poorly exacted way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:40:20 2015 No.13337737 >>13337732 Explain to me point by point how these threads are cancerous then. You're smart enough for that, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:41:57 2015 No.13337740 >>13337737 Ain't nobody got time for that shit. Too busy fuckin' bitches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:42:01 2015 No.13337741 >>13337727 But Anon, then you miss out on >>13337728 >>13337733 Mothman dust, manticore venom, and sabbath pregnancy pills

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:42:11 2015 No.13337742

>>13337735
The fact that I push myself to achieve above and beyond what people would normally accept.
Most anons would be content with a Kiki maid, I take a step further and say I want the master.
Plus I already am related to old nobility, so that's an added bonus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:43:04 2015 No.13337743 >>13337740 Can you at least admit you're a troll?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:43:26 2015 No.13337744 >>13337743 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:44:23 2015 No.13337747 >>13337744 Here's your cancer. Dedicated troll in the mist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:44:27 2015 No.13337748 >>13337742 So this is what you do, huh? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:45:07 2015 No.13337750 >>13337731 >>13337743 >>13337747 T-trolls! Bait!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:45:45 2015 No.13337752 >>13337734 You could've just said "I'd rather she didn't dress like a maid" than "If I wanted a maid, I'd just fuck one on the side." Geez anon, what a shitty husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:46:19 2015 No.13337754 >>13337748 Lies that go above and beyond other lies on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:46:50 2015 No.13337755 >>13337748 Not the first time I've heard an anon say he's descended from nobility here. If it's the same guy, it's something like his 3rd cousin was the grand-nephew of a minor Lord or some crap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:46:51 2015 No.13337756 File: 99 KB, 427x301, iR81yLP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit i want to fuck a snake

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:47:30 2015 No.13337757 >>13337747 >>13337744 You can always go to /v/ or /a/ to say everyone you don't like is trolling you. >>13337756 A snake girl, right??? Not an actual snake?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:47:51 2015 No.13337760 >>13337756 Coiling's fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:47:58 2015 No.13337762 >>13337748 >Just go on the internet and tell lies? This implies I'm lying. I'm legit directly related to old English nobility. >>13337755 Nope, directly related to at least one of the people who signed the Magna Carta.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:48:13 2015 No.13337763 File: 541 KB, 821x1187, 1419910900944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maids are awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:48:17 2015 No.13337764 >>13337756 You mean a snake girl, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:49:01 2015 No.13337765 File: 199 KB, 639x1200, troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337743 >>13337747 >>13337750 >>13337757 I would a troll. I would a troll so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:49:01 2015 No.13337766 File: 55 KB, 459x443, sd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337757 >>13337764 y-yea

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:49:46 2015 No.13337767 >>13337762 >Magna Carta So it is the same guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:50:27 2015 No.13337768 >>13337762 >someone in the past did something important and I'm gonna ride their dicks because I share their blood, even though I haven't done anything remarkable myself Oh yeah, he's nobility allright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:51:39 2015 No.13337773 >>13337768 I said I'm related to old English nobility, not one myself. >>13337767 Nope, don't even know who you're talking about, and I've never mentioned it here before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:51:49 2015 No.13337774 >>13337743 >>13337747 Shut the fuck up dude.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:51:53 2015 No.13337775

>>13337757
>You can always go to /v/ or /a/ to say everyone you don't like is trolling you.
That doesn't do anything. Anyone who thinks that doing does anything is delusional. I merely spearedheaded his trolling with logic until it become obvious in which I quit responding. That's the only thing you can do. Prove that they're a troll and then ignore them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:52:27 2015 No.13337777 File: 326 KB, 1200x1763, 20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elin thighs should be illegal

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:53:36 2015 No.13337784 >>13337762 I don't care if you're the bastard son of Pope John 2nd and Mother Teresa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:54:32 2015 No.13337785 >>13337773 Well in that case I guess there are two anons who're descended from people who signed this "Magna Carta", because it's not the first time it's been brought up in this thread.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:54:37 2015 No.13337786

>>13337775
>I merely spearedheaded his trolling with logic
>That's the only thing you can do. Prove that they're a troll and then ignore them.
HAHAHAH.

Oh god if there ever was an appropriate time for a *tips fedora* it'd be this one.

>>13337777
What's the use of great thighs when the lower half of her legs are like sticks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:55:32 2015 No.13337791 >>13337777 Elin are literal perfection. Petite, small breasted, dynamite hips, thighs and ass, cute ears and tails, and just overall adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:55:45 2015 No.13337793 >>13337773 So we have two bluebloods here, don't we feel grand?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:55:50 2015 No.13337794 >>13337777 I've never understood how people can think any person with hips and thighs like that is a 'child.' Apparently breast size is the sole deciding factor in the western world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:56:29 2015 No.13337797 >>13337775 Like I said, you must be fucking delusional. >spearedheaded his trolling with logic Really? Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:56:42 2015 No.13337799 >>13337786 For putting your dick in between http://exhentai.org/s/34db9464b4/618290-8

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:57:07 2015 No.13337801 I want to dress an alp in a maid outfit with a short skirt and make her clean hard to reach places!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:57:35 2015 No.13337804 >>13337791 >small breasted >perfection Smug Naga.gif

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:57:46 2015 No.13337805

Beware, the Ouroboros comes, and She brings with Her all manner of things the worlds is not ready for, such as Her special potato salad that has been in Her family since at least Her grandma, and some really wicked chocolate chip cookies that She got the recipe for from Her sister and She is more than willing to give out if you ask Her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:58:12 2015 No.13337807 Reminder to call anything you don't like trolling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:58:36 2015 No.13337810 >>13337801 Fuck off with your alp shilling.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:59:11 2015 No.13337812

>>13337785
Well, I don't know how closely related he is, but I'm directly related to at least one of them, with blood ties to two more.
According to the Magna Carta society and the genealogy work done by people in my family, I'm apparently either related to a Lord or a Knight.
>>13337793
Feels good to be an impoverished elite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:59:12 2015 No.13337813 >>13337801 No-pan garterbelt and stockings? >tfw the Panty and Stocking w/Garterbelt ending just clicked to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:59:27 2015 No.13337814 Would you like a taste of her toxic love http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/c122908153feee74a2f9dcb1e82dfc6d.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:59:41 2015 No.13337816 >>13337805 Stop taking LSD and browsing /mgg/, it makes it weird for the rest of us.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 22:59:41 2015 No.13337817

>>13337794
>Apparently breast size is the sole deciding factor in the western world.
basically

porn with women with small breasts is illegal in Australia
it could be a 50 year old who got her tits chopped off cause cancer and you're going to jail for being a pedo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:00:01 2015 No.13337818 Tom Bombadill is the best character in The Lord of the Rings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:00:25 2015 No.13337819 >>13337814 Does she still have Tim Curry's voice? This is a dealbreaker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:00:35 2015 No.13337821 >>13337801 Sounds nice, make sure she has stockings and no underwear

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:00:36 2015 No.13337822 >>13337791 Giant man hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:00:38 2015 No.13337823 >>13337814 >That line They wouldn't. >That picture They fucking did. What would a female Tim Curry even sound like? >That linework fairy barely visible Is this Legoman?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:00:55 2015 No.13337826 >>13337775 In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any failed trolling attempt. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:02:07 2015 No.13337829 >>13337818 Say that to my /lit/, fucker, not /jp/ and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:02:45 2015 No.13337832 >>13337814 What am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:03:16 2015 No.13337834 >>13337829 If I wanted to talk to a bunch of communist I'd go to my nearest state university.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:04:19 2015 No.13337839 >>13337775 >>13337786 Here you go: https://i.imgur.com/8BM91iP.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:04:43 2015 No.13337840 File: 330 KB, 892x900, 1413075906385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are squirrels welcome here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:04:48 2015 No.13337842 >>13337832 A female personification of pure toxic pollution. Who has the voice of Tim Curry doing showtunes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:05:52 2015 No.13337843 >>13337840 Squirrels, squirrel-girls, or squirrel-kins?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:06:04 2015 No.13337844 >>13337801 What these guys >>13337813 >>13337821 said, though I'm ready to compromise with crotchless panties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:06:08 2015 No.13337845 >>13337840 Yes. I want NoelxMakoto End.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:06:08 2015 No.13337846 >>13337840 Let me get my BB gun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:06:49 2015 No.13337847 >>13337823 No its TheBoogie

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:07:26 2015 No.13337851 >>13337813 I just finished the series. I'm not kidding. The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:08:08 2015 No.13337856 >>13337775 this is sad >>13337766 the thumbnail seemed like she was in the toilet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:09:07 2015 No.13337860 >>13337851 I'm saying like...the lingerie trifecta is panties and stockings with garterbelt. And at the end, panties got cut up and removed. Thus just the garterbelt and stockings. It's like the entire thing was one colossal erotic metaphor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:09:28 2015 No.13337861 >>13337851 Gainax.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:09:58 2015 No.13337865 >>13337801 >>13337813 >>13337821 >>13337844 Alps a shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:10:24 2015 No.13337868 >>13337847 >TheBoogie Ah, would've been my second guess. Their styles are similar, but TheBoogie uses more solid lines while Legoman is more often just sketch-work. Hard to tell with the sketch covered up by the [excellent] color work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:11:21 2015 No.13337871 >>13337860 You didn't get tipped off by that the second you started watching?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:12:09 2015 No.13337873 File: 736 KB, 939x1000, 1419282895053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337846 I'm not sure if this was a joke or not >>13337843 Squirrel-kins or squirrel girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:12:15 2015 No.13337874 >>13337842 I'm not /tv/ enough for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:13:16 2015 No.13337877 >>13337873 I'm not either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:14:37 2015 No.13337879 >>13337873 >not shooting at squirrels with bb guns What are you, gay?

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:15:22 2015 No.13337882

>>13337874
It's an old Pro-Environment Cartoon movie, Ferngully. Total "My Childhood!" moment, seeing a lewd image like that.

Well, not really, since the fairy girl in it dresses and looks like a slut and gets drawn as such plenty often. But a genderswap of a Tim Curry character? Yeah, that's pretty out-there.

What's next, a genderswap of Pennywise the Clown? Please no. For the love of god anything but that. Don't try and prove me right internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:17:04 2015 No.13337888 >>13337873 Squirrels are fucking yard rats, they deserve to get shot for being the hairy little fucks they are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:18:13 2015 No.13337891 >>13337879 >>13337888 You realizing he's questioning if it was a joke because she's from Blazblue, often abbreviated "BB", right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:19:19 2015 No.13337894 >>13337879 >>13337888 You ever eat one? I haven't, just asking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:19:50 2015 No.13337898 File: 480 KB, 720x960, 1419584729189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337888 What about tanukis? Are you man enough?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:22:05 2015 No.13337905 >>13337894 Nah, I heard they're pretty good if you stew them though, and I have friends and relatives who've eaten squirrel before. >>13337898 Tanukis aren't squirrels, they're MGE's Jews. I'm not Hitler so no, I don't feel like killing Tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:22:14 2015 No.13337906 >>13337898 >Tanukis >Raccoon Dogs >Raccoons >Often known for going through people's trash I am now thinking of a Tanuki in a situation similar to the lewd-ass doll that Harblabor posted earlier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:23:30 2015 No.13337911 >>13337898 Tanukis fuck up plaster and chew cords, as well well as make nests inside the walls and infest your house with their hellspawn offspring, shoot them too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:23:42 2015 No.13337913 >>13337905 >>13337906 So you aren't man enough. Good on you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:24:13 2015 No.13337914 Holy shit, I'm laughing so much right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4DbZivHCY Imagine if the entire MG encyclopedia was written like this.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:26:38 2015 No.13337923

>>13337913
>So you aren't man enough.
I don't think you understand, I would kill anyone who tried to fuck with me or my family.
Tanuki tries to ramp up our mortgage and funnel as much money out of us as possible?
Dies in a car accident next week.
One of them tricks my kid into signing up for an abusive and predatory credit card?
Walk into her office and shoot her.

I have no qualms with killing filthy dregs of society like Tanukis, but I'm not just going to harm someone who has done me no wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:29:25 2015 No.13337931 >>13337906 I'm just thinking of one looking you dead in the eyes while it's picking through your garbage..or giving you a handjob

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:30:14 2015 No.13337932 >>13337923 >Abusive and predatory credit card Tanukis confirmed for working at FUCKING GAMESTOP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:31:14 2015 No.13337937 >>13337882 Oh, yeah, now I know. Damn it internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:32:48 2015 No.13337941 >>13337914 Probably wouldn't be as sexy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:36:56 2015 No.13337951 File: 930 KB, 808x950, 7e0db354670fe1cb46166b2717524ae6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How big is too big?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:37:47 2015 No.13337954 >>13337951 Twelve feet tall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:39:13 2015 No.13337959 >>13337941 But it would be damn funny. Besides, most of the attractive comes from the pretty pictures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:39:47 2015 No.13337963 >>13337951 If she can't use me as a Dildo anymore, she's too big.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:39:57 2015 No.13337964 >>13337951 A foot taller than me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:40:42 2015 No.13337965 >>13337954 >>13337963 I obviously meant the horns, fags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:40:46 2015 No.13337966 >>13337964 How tall are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:41:02 2015 No.13337967 >>13337951 I want her to be able to effortlessly crush the skulls of my enemies like a grape with only two of her fingers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:42:00 2015 No.13337971 >>13337965 No you didn't. You plainly asked "how tall is too tall?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:43:13 2015 No.13337974 >>13337966 6'2", people taller than I am usually have a hard time in society. Besides, I'm not attracted to women taller than me since most women taller than me are gangly freaks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:43:22 2015 No.13337975 >>13337965 O-Oh. I still wouldn't mind being used as a Dildo for a big girl though, as long as she cuddled me and told me how much she loved me afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:45:03 2015 No.13337979 >>13337971 >post normal sized girl with huge ass horns >hurr, you meant height right!? I hope you're kidding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:46:04 2015 No.13337983 >>13337967 >>13337964 >>13337965

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:46:57 2015 No.13337988 >>13337979 >>13337983 Take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:47:26 2015 No.13337990 >>13337979 When did anyone say that you linked "post normal sized girl with huge ass horns"? You posted something out of reference to that and are now trying to penalize people for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:48:04 2015 No.13337992 >>13337967 Wait, why is that hot to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:48:48 2015 No.13337993 >>13337965 No you didn't, if it was obvious then not only you would have taken it that way. >>13337983 Are you really this mad that people didn't get what you were saying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:49:05 2015 No.13337995 >>13337990 It's okay of you're dumb anon. No it's not, get off the internet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:49:40 2015 No.13337998 >>13337914 Here we learn true facts about the Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:50:07 2015 No.13337999 >>13337923 Wow anon you sure are a tough guy when it comes to defending your imaginary family.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:50:26 2015 No.13338001 >>13337995 Not only are you autistic, you also got multiple personality disorder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:51:13 2015 No.13338005 >>13337995 Man, if I'm dumb then you're fucking retarded because I'm obviously much smarter than you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:52:02 2015 No.13338010 >>13338001 Don't use words you don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:53:24 2015 No.13338017 File: 32 KB, 409x393, sensiblechuckle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338010 >>13337995 >>13337983 >>13337979 >>13337965 >Being this fucking mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:53:26 2015 No.13338018 >>13337975 That sounds pretty cool. Would probably depend on how rough she was though. People really go at it with them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:53:34 2015 No.13338020 >>13337979 >>13337983 >>13337995 >>13338010 Take it easy, bro.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:56:15 2015 No.13338028

>>13338005
What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Where is Jimmy Hoffa's body?
What do women really want?
Does God exist and an you back it up with evidence?

Since you're so smart...

>>13338017
>using le same reaction meme with greenarrows every time

The words of an autist mattering...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:56:32 2015 No.13338030 >>13336826 >talking shit about the nerd You sir, are a flaccid lobster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:57:19 2015 No.13338035 This reminds me of the less pleasant parts of Waterworld and DILLAWF's story. http://media.wizards.com/2014/images/dnd/articles/Toon_GreenDragon.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:58:43 2015 No.13338039 >>13338028 Stop posting for the sake of everyone here.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:59:55 2015 No.13338040

>>13338028
1. A very soft clapping noise unless you really want to get philosophical with this shit.
2. Jimmy Hoffa is probably some John Doe somewhere.
3. Love, sex, and money.
4.God doesn't exist, neither does your soul, also your free will.

Hope that answers all your niggling questions about life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:00:54 2015 No.13338041 >>13338028 You're the goober that goes "MEEEM! MEEEM! MEEEM!" at every opportunity, aren't you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:02:15 2015 No.13338044 >>13338040 Wrong. Acceptable, but not what I asked. I guess. Where's your proof?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:02:46 2015 No.13338045 >>13338044 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burden_of_proof

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:03:28 2015 No.13338046 >>13338041 You're the one using memes. Figure it out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:04:10 2015 No.13338048 >>13338041 Chances are you're talking about me. And hey, I don't do it at every opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:04:29 2015 No.13338049 >>13338045 Burden is on you, Mr. I'm so smart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:05:20 2015 No.13338053 >>13338049 I'm not >>13338040 rofl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:06:24 2015 No.13338054 File: 31 KB, 861x415, 1421172839684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH BOY. >>13335738

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:06:43 2015 No.13338055
File: 40 KB, 274x479, Chimaera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13338001
On a mostly unrelated topic, how would a chimaera react to someone with multiple personalities.
And would people like them without the shoulder faces and stupid ass wings?

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:07:08 2015 No.13338058

>>13338044
1. Take your fingers and slam them as hard as you can against the inside of your hand.
2. I'm glad we agree.
3. It's the motivation for most people so it makes sense that it is for half the population.
4. There is no proof but for philosophical tautology. It's like asking why the theory of gravity doessn't exist.

>>13338053
You're a faggot for butting in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:07:17 2015 No.13338059 >>13337777 The Sabbath could learn a thing or two from the Elin

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:07:56 2015 No.13338062 >>13338055 Why would you post such a tiny image?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:09:04 2015 No.13338066 >>13337840 As long as they aren't nigger squirrels.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:09:39 2015 No.13338068 >>13338055 I'd like them if they didn't shoulder things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:09:47 2015 No.13338069 >>13338054 Ebin strawman comic brohan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:11:27 2015 No.13338072 >>13338069 I think you may find other boards (/v/, /pol/, /s4s/) more to your liking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:11:48 2015 No.13338073 >>13338069 The comic isn't wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:12:19 2015 No.13338075 >>13338069 >implying it's not true

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:12:26 2015 No.13338076 >>13338058 So in the end you can't answer all my questions, guess you're not that smart after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:12:36 2015 No.13338077 >>13338073 Whatever you say, heroanon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:13:35 2015 No.13338082 >>13338077 IF HEROANON IS REALLY HERE I WANT TO ASK HIM TO MAKE MORE COMICS. THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:14:14 2015 No.13338086 I miss HEROMAN.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:15:11 2015 No.13338092 >>13338076 Denying the truth isn't an argument. Don't use your superiority complex as a route to refute my arguments when you have nothing prepared to refute them with. Your argument at this juncture is just a great, big Nu Uh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:15:16 2015 No.13338093 >>13338086 It was BONES worst selling series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:17:18 2015 No.13338100 >>13338062 Because I like my MGs small.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:18:03 2015 No.13338101 File: 1.71 MB, 1470x1484, 46117211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338093 >Anime that's too anime to appeal to /co/ >Too /co/ to appeal to Japan or anime fans

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:18:58 2015 No.13338105 >>13338092 You boasted you were smart, you couldn't answer my final question, you aren't so smart, simple.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:20:06 2015 No.13338111 >>13338069 >Taking the bait. It's like everyone in this thread exists for the sole purpose of fueling the shitposters. What if the rogue /a/ mod was right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:20:20 2015 No.13338113 >>13338101 I would shamelessly create kits with that kitsune. I would take her on a date, hold hands, and engage in missionary position sex for the purpose of procreation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:20:22 2015 No.13338114 >>13338101 Fuck off Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:20:40 2015 No.13338115 >>13338105 "Nuh Uh" is not an argument. Come back later after you've thought about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:21:16 2015 No.13338116 >>13338111 I take it you don't enjoy satire and/or are too autistic to realize it's a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:21:22 2015 No.13338118 >>13338111 >right About?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:24:05 2015 No.13338124 >>13338116 >Responding to the bait was the real bait. Ya got me anon.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:24:22 2015 No.13338125

>>13338115
Facts are facts, you couldn't prove jack.

Seeing as how you've been arguing with someone who couldn't give two shits what you think, and taking >>13338028 seriously, definitely proves you're the opposite of smart.

And now I shall be even smarter and ignore you completely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:25:11 2015 No.13338128 >>13338124 ...What? >>13338125 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:26:21 2015 No.13338130 >>13338125 Whatever makes you feel better about touching yourself at night while I bang real women you couldn't hope to have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:27:06 2015 No.13338131 >>13338124 >responding to the bait was the bait to the bait that was baiting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:27:40 2015 No.13338133 >>13338124 >implying this isn't the real bait

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:29:08 2015 No.13338138 >>13338101 Stay a while Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:29:31 2015 No.13338141 >>13338133 What if... we all are the bait?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:29:41 2015 No.13338142 File: 171 KB, 530x1050, 1429331381190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We must think carefully before we take our desire to make monster girls into the world of science.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:29:45 2015 No.13338143 >>13338113 Doggy would probably be better Get her tits really swinging and her ass shaking

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:30:06 2015 No.13338145 >>13338141 Baitception!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:33:09 2015 No.13338151 File: 575 KB, 731x1035, 1417894063543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sure do love monster girls and like talking about them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:33:26 2015 No.13338153 >>13338143 But then I can't look at her face as she moans and whines, her face pink with lust and embarrassment as she tells me not to look. I'd be able to watch those heavy breasts bounce and that little bit of pudge jiggle as we went at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:33:40 2015 No.13338156 >>13338142 I DO WHAT I WANT

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:34:13 2015 No.13338157 >>13338151 That's cool and all but where are the new dragons of HEROANON?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:35:13 2015 No.13338161 >>13338157 Holy shit I meant to type drawings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:35:20 2015 No.13338162 >>13338151 Indeed they are great. Which ones would you probably end up with? >Mfw when I end up either a fit one from lifting/playing hockey (although its mostly beer league now) or a nerdy one due to general gaming and /tg/ stuff I do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:36:07 2015 No.13338165 >>13338151 I think she's offering a paizuri window, long tongue round of family friendly fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:36:40 2015 No.13338166 File: 256 KB, 600x800, 46891854_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338153 That's a bit more than 'a little big of pudge.'

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:37:52 2015 No.13338171 File: 134 KB, 603x1000, 1422651782401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338162 Dormouse, but that's good because she's my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:38:22 2015 No.13338173 File: 48 KB, 281x612, The D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338162 Either a sassy Dhampire or a lazy Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:38:42 2015 No.13338174 >>13338142 I don't want to make monstergirls though I want to make myself 2D

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:39:01 2015 No.13338175 >>13338166 All the more to fondle and grope. Thick hips, better grips as they say.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:39:12 2015 No.13338177 >>13338162 Hopefully A Crow Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:39:20 2015 No.13338178 >>13338151 She looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:39:37 2015 No.13338179 >>13338162 I want a dragon girl warrior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:39:44 2015 No.13338180 File: 600 KB, 1920x1080, MGK14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:40:40 2015 No.13338183 >>13338180 YES! Based Loen is based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:40:53 2015 No.13338184 >>13338180 Well, at least he's proving he keeps his word. Still doesn't mean he'll come back though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:41:05 2015 No.13338185 >>13338162 I know what kind I would want, but knowing what I'd likely end up with? That's a little harder to determine. I'm in the Army and pretty fucking /k/, so I guess something like a Valkyrie, Lizardgirl, or Dullahan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:41:05 2015 No.13338186 File: 515 KB, 1920x1080, dulce1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338180 Til next time, Miura style.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:41:09 2015 No.13338188 >>13338171 I want to rip her underclothes off of her. Have her feel the weight on her buttocks as I tear through them to reveal the nakedness underneath. Then to lay her down and penetrate her until she moans my name out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:42:43 2015 No.13338193 >>13338188 You have fine taste my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:43:00 2015 No.13338194 >>13338180 >MGK Are those kindergartener Suika and Yuugi? Because I don't remember any Oni in regular MGK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:43:04 2015 No.13338195 File: 663 KB, 564x800, 26613255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338175 You probably love the artist that did these, then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:43:16 2015 No.13338196 >>13338162 I'm getting Alped. I blame getting exposed to weird shit at a tender young age.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:45:49 2015 No.13338205 >>13338195 Probably, I would each and everyone of those girls. Ear scratching, tail rubbing, and baby making. By the end we'd all be a gasping, exhausted pile before drifting off to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:46:56 2015 No.13338208 >>13338196 My whole family's wierd and I turned out fine. Sort of. Is it wrong that I laugh when I get hit? Maybe I took one puck too many to the head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:47:42 2015 No.13338210 File: 934 KB, 1080x1920, 1423856996244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338186 That's the NEET Dullahan isn't it. Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:47:49 2015 No.13338211 >>13338208 >and I turned out fine. Yeah of course you did! That's why you're here with the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:48:24 2015 No.13338213 >>13338162 Every day without an Anubis to cuddle and do nerd shit with, is a day that I am disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:49:04 2015 No.13338215 >>13338210 >dem hips >dose thighs >dat navel Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:49:06 2015 No.13338216 >>13338208 You're obviously Canadian. You should seek help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:49:28 2015 No.13338218 >>13338213 Anubisfucker go back to AA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:49:28 2015 No.13338219 >>13338186 >>13338210 Man, removable heads are so nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:49:30 2015 No.13338220 >>13338186 >Dullahan playing SOULS Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:50:04 2015 No.13338222 >>13338216 Another Canuckfag here, there is no cure and no help for our condition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:50:44 2015 No.13338224 >>13338216 Because of the brain problems or because he's Canadian

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:50:53 2015 No.13338225 >>13338216 Sorry Anon, I'm a burgerlander Michigan to be specific.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:51:04 2015 No.13338227 >>13338219 Think of the possibilities! amiright?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:51:20 2015 No.13338228 >>13338222 Yes there is. For all of us in the Americas, please cut out the tumor that is Quebec. Send them all back to France where they belong, your country would be so much better because of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:51:57 2015 No.13338232 >>13338208 Laughing at pain instead of going ow or is normal in places like Indonesia. It's actually a more primitive natural response, like smiling when you're threatened or embarrassed instead of happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:52:50 2015 No.13338235 >>13338222 But you could learn Canadian coping skills. Be more polite and respectful. >>13338224 Both. >>13338225 Might as well be Canadian is the same disorder. Please understand your plight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:53:50 2015 No.13338236 >>13338225 >Michigan >not canada good joke canuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:53:52 2015 No.13338237 >>13338228 You need to send them to Louisiana where they are converted to friendly Cajuns or eaten by alligators. It's the only historical precedent for fixing large numbers of people from Quebec.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:54:42 2015 No.13338240 >>13338235 Already mastered those skills bud. But according to the unofficial Canadian code of conduct they only apply in real life/public settings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:55:28 2015 No.13338241 >>13338180 What's going on here? Breast envy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:55:33 2015 No.13338243 >>13338218 I'd rather cuddle an Anubis.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:56:11 2015 No.13338244

>>13338237
Cajuns got turned into some of the coolest people i the world after generations of living in alligator infested swamps.
New Orleans got turned around after they got swarmed by people celebrating Mardi Gras.
Maybe Quebec just needs to have a massive culture hemorrhage to turn itself around?

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:56:25 2015 No.13338246

>>13338232
Spoiler for blogshitis. I do those last two to a certain extent. I don't get embarrassed when happy, just complimented.
I totally do that smile though.

>>13338236
>>13338235
I will tell you this, Canada needs to bring Molson south of the border. Some guys on the beer league will grab it when they can (surprise, they are Canadian) and that shit is delicious.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:57:27 2015 No.13338248

>>13338208
>spoiler
I don't know I do that too. Like when I was in middle school there was this joke going around where you'd ask to see someone's hand and then say "This-Is-Your-Sex-Scream" going over 1 finger per word before reaching the pinky and pulling it backwards as far as you can. Most of my friends had pained screams like "ouch" and so on, but I just sat there laughing my ass off. Worse part was is when I laugh really hard I go force all the air out of my lungs so I go silent, so they were holding my pinky back trying to get a reply, but I couldn't say anything because I was laughing too hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:57:52 2015 No.13338249 >>13338246 Seriously? Molson is probably one of the worst beers I've ever had, and this is coming from a Canadian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:59:51 2015 No.13338255 >>13338249 Better than miller. Budweiser, that stuff is like drinking water .

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:59:52 2015 No.13338256 >>13337422 Wait, what if it turns out one of the ghouls is your mom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:01:15 2015 No.13338258 >>13338256 >my mom regressed into an undead teenage delinquent I wouldn't be able to deal with it

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:01:59 2015 No.13338262

>>13338256
Ghouls and the people they were in life are different. A Ghoul is superior in every way. Undeath is generally a major improvement to a person. Go to your local Lichdoctor and get turned today!
Caveat: if Lichdoctor is in pouting chamber or baking, they may not answer to doorbell. Try again another time!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:03:00 2015 No.13338265 Hey guys, Rich, single, CC Doppelganger adoptive mom who pretends to be a girl your age and pretends to be your girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:03:29 2015 No.13338267 >>13338265 But I like it when they're older!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:04:27 2015 No.13338272 >>13338265 >pretends to be your girlfriend. >only pretends Deal breaker

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:04:42 2015 No.13338275 File: 402 KB, 768x900, 1392892347345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338195 I want to molest a chubby Kitsune. One with a fat bottom and earth-shaking thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:04:47 2015 No.13338276 >>13338265 I'd probably be upset about it, feeling betrayed because she thinks I can't get a girl on my own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:05:51 2015 No.13338282 >>13338267 >Implying she won't slowly change forms as you both bang until she's in her CC mom form. >>13338272 Of course she has to pretend. If she wasn't then people would think she's weird.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:06:29 2015 No.13338285

>>13338265
>>13338267
>>13338272
>>13338276
What if you had a girlfriend, and your Adoptive DoppelMILF impersonates her sometimes?

How would you feel when she gets discovered? How would your girlfriend?
Would you both accept her, causing the Doppelganger and GF to transform into Twins that appear as a fusion of the two?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:06:46 2015 No.13338286 >>13338265 >Pretends Why is she pretending? >>13338262 >Go to your local Lichdoctor and get turned today! Well, that sounds pretty good to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:06:49 2015 No.13338287 >>13338265 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:06:55 2015 No.13338289 File: 114 KB, 751x1024, 1414808866119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338275 And I want to hug a poor, lonely kitsune a fifth the size.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:07:54 2015 No.13338291 File: 32 KB, 291x413, 1411265209585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338265 >tfw no Monster mom. http://pastebin.com/hfUuv92R

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:08:22 2015 No.13338293 >>13338275 She gon get impregnated. >>13338289 Her too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:08:24 2015 No.13338294 >>13338286 >sounds pretty good to me I know, right? Can't wait to have a story where a freshly made, inexperienced Lichdoctor wanders the land with her Familiar and trusty Undead mule as she fixes people's bodies and hearts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:08:30 2015 No.13338295 >>13338285 I don't like being lied to, Anon. I want to be able to trust my family. Also polyamory isn't my thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:09:33 2015 No.13338301 >>13338275 I just noticed the flower box says 'mofu mofu container'

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:10:01 2015 No.13338303 >>13338291 >Lich mom I need see no more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:10:23 2015 No.13338304 >>13338291 >Arachnemom Oh yes. Lots of sisters to play spider & fly with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:11:03 2015 No.13338307 >>13338291 Lich Mom and Dragon Mom both seem cool. As does Assassin Mantis Mom. I want to like Nightmare Mom, but I'd want to actually meet her...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:12:36 2015 No.13338309 >>13338291 I wonder if Lich Mom would approve of an Anubis. I mean, I know they're not Undead, but maybe their nature and relation to Death might earn them some points?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:12:36 2015 No.13338310 >>13338307 >Lich mom >Always tells you to do chores in a monotone voice >Always uses the "I went through all the trouble of digging up those graves for the parts used to make you" card whenever you give her lip

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:13:57 2015 No.13338311 >>13338309 >undead abomination >a judgmental bitch Gee, I wonder how they'll get along.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:14:09 2015 No.13338313 File: 16 KB, 400x299, AllCountyTeamCowTipping574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All I want is this sign with a holstaurus falling instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:14:59 2015 No.13338315 >>13338311 >Calling Liches "Undead Abominations" >Calling Anubi "Judgmental Bitches" Contain your shit-taste anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:15:08 2015 No.13338316 >>13338309 You'll have a hard time convincing your Lich mom to let you date that Anubis across the street. You'll need to sneak out at night to meet up with her. Then impress her with your ability to raise skeletons. Anubis' love skeletal servants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:15:50 2015 No.13338317 >>13338315 I like both a lot, but that's what they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:18:12 2015 No.13338324 >>13338304 >tfw Onee-san dresses you up to look like a fly, so she can carry out her instinctual fetish. I hope mom comes home soon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:20:17 2015 No.13338336 >>13338324 Yeah, nobody else knows how to use the camera.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:20:59 2015 No.13338340 >>13338265 I approve.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:21:25 2015 No.13338343

>>13338316
Yes. This is the life I want.
Also giving me ideas for Undead Kingdom fics.

Also, totally unrelated, but when I scroll over my post number and the pop-up appears showing my post, one of the uses of "Anubis" perfectly overlaps with "that Anubis across". It's bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:21:59 2015 No.13338346 So what remains on Loen's request list from two months ago? Loli Kamilla and Tomboy/reversetrap Pharaoh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:22:52 2015 No.13338348 >>13338291 Lich mom wouldn't approve of my dreams and aspirations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:23:14 2015 No.13338349 >>13338348 What are they?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:23:21 2015 No.13338350 >>13338336 >'Said the Spider to the Shota' then went on to sell thousands of copies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:24:39 2015 No.13338354 >>13338349 I want to be a hero, and go on adventures with my Valkyrie waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:25:15 2015 No.13338355 >>13338348 You're not going to come out of the closet and tell her that you want to be a Paladin are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:25:43 2015 No.13338357 >>13338350 And thus begins my journey to stardom. Being a porn star in a world of Monster Girls would be nice. >>13338354 >tell Lichmom >get enchantments

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:26:21 2015 No.13338360

>>13338262
>Ghouls and the people they were in life are different
She knows what grave she was raised from though.

>Anon puts flowers on his mother's grave.
>Ghoul 1 says "Hey, Karen, isn't that your grave?"
>"Uh, yeah, it is."
>Ghoul 2 says "You had a son?"
>"The headstone says so but...I don't really remember."
>Ghoul 1 "Shouldn't you go say hi or something? He came to visit you."
>"What? No way! What if he doesn't like me? What if he's disappointed?"
>Ghoul 2 "What if he thinks you're hitting on him."
>"It would be super awkward!"
>Ghoul 1 "Awww, but he looks so lonely over there. Go give him a hug!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:27:23 2015 No.13338365 File: 951 KB, 700x935, Let's talk about snake church.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13337756 Well do I have news for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:30:33 2015 No.13338371 >>13338317 Do mouse girls now. All three kinds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:30:35 2015 No.13338372 >>13338360 My moral fiber has been burned with the passionate flames of olev. Incest it is!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:32:41 2015 No.13338378 >>13338371 Getting adopted by a Mouse mom would mean you would have a LOT of imoutos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdJDuezY4Xc And you'd need to help her take care of them since you're the oldest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:33:16 2015 No.13338380 >>13338371 Cheesenugget, please. >Squeaky thing everybody forgot even exists >Sleeper hit >Compact Firehazard Ehh, I'm not so funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:33:48 2015 No.13338382 >>13338378 Yes..... This is my life now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:33:49 2015 No.13338383 >>13338380 >Sleeper Hit Hue hue hue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:34:48 2015 No.13338384 >>13338378 That would be a bother if my big brother instincts didn't activate. >>13338380 Good enough for me, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:35:26 2015 No.13338386 File: 70 KB, 594x596, 1429335326608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Snake Cloaca

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:36:44 2015 No.13338392 >>13338386 That is a Senran son, not a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:37:09 2015 No.13338395 >>13338357 >get enchantment The good kind or the bad kind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:37:37 2015 No.13338397 >>13338372 It's not incest or anything immoral, Anon. She just needs his help to reach wight stage so she can ara ara properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:38:38 2015 No.13338399 >>13338395 Enchantments give buffs, so is there even a bad kind? >>13338397 I'll do it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:41:17 2015 No.13338406 >>13338399 She could enchant me to follow her will. She's a strict mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:41:37 2015 No.13338407 >>13338357 >>13338395 >"Anon what's wrong? Why can't you put it in?" "It's not me I swear! My mother put some kind of ward on my crotch to stop me from having sex with the living again." >"Your mom's crazy Anon." "Yeah. I know..."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:42:35 2015 No.13338408 >>13338406 That doesn't sound like enchantment. More like a charm.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:43:14 2015 No.13338410
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>>13337914
>>13337998
>Here we learn true facts about the Lamia.

>The lamia is one of the greater families of monsters created by the current Demon Lord when she decided to beat the shit out of the previous Demon Lord and turn all of the cool monsters into sexy, semen-loving rapists.

>Unlike human women, half of the body of a lamia is that of a often venomous, and dangerous reptile that slithers around towards unsuspecting and men and coils around them to prevent their escape.
>The other half is a snake's tail.

>Some lamias like to live in lamia-only villages. These are lamias are often called 'wild lamias'; this is because lamias on their natural environment are hardcore hedonists who love nothing but the practice of casual sex and the use of psychoactive drugs spiked with their husband's magical semen.

>To find a mate, a lamia will call out using her sweet voice enchanted through the use of magic to attract men close to her, where she will use her powerful tail to wrap them up into a powerful hug like the one given by sweaty wrestling fighters, if sweaty wrestling fighters wanted to use their giant snake tail to put your penis inside their sloppy cloaca, which is exactly how the lamias do.

>Lamias are particularly different from other monsters in that the molting of their skin is of great arousal to themselves, as if the mere act of watching their own wrinkled, dead skin shed away was like some sort of depraved auto-erotic striptease to them.
>After they become aroused by their own molting, the lamia will immediately proceed to rape it's husband silly by with all the tools to her disposal inc-
>Wait, what is she doing with her skin? Oh, no. I don't want to watch this anymore; let's just cut it here, alright? Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:43:29 2015 No.13338412 Apparently most people think straight up furries count as monster girls.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:43:44 2015 No.13338413

>>13338291
>Holstaurus mom
The story practically writes itself.

>Drink that milk erry day, become an 8 foot giant of a man
>Get bullied, take after your mother and turn the other cheek
>Until one day when that Ogre girl snatches it right out of your hands at lunch and calls you a momma's boy still drinking from her tits, while pouring that bottle onto the floor.
>"Dang, I guess I didn't know my own strength." You think to yourself when the red haze cleared from your eyes and you noticed the ogre passed out on the floor with a bloody nose.
>And that's how you met your waifu

Don't talk shit about holstaur milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:43:56 2015 No.13338414 >>13338407 "I just don't want to be a necromancer, mom!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:45:22 2015 No.13338415 >>13333664 We can only hope so Anon.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:45:23 2015 No.13338416

>>13338410
>>Unlike human women, half of the body of a lamia is that of a often venomous, and dangerous reptile that slithers around towards unsuspecting and men and coils around them to prevent their escape.
>>The other half is a snake's tail.

I chucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:45:55 2015 No.13338418 >>13338414 >Lichmom wants son to be a necromancer so she can have grandchildren she can relate to without learning modern youth's tricky lingo

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:46:30 2015 No.13338420 >You will never fight over a Forbidden Fruit Barometz.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:46:36 2015 No.13338421 >>13338410 ...reptile monster girls don't eat their own shed skin like real reptiles do, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:47:00 2015 No.13338422 >>13338418 >implying I wouldn't raise hipster zombies out of spite

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:47:57 2015 No.13338423 >>13338421 Not unless it's gold. They probably feed it to you, bit by bit mixed into your food for some crazy yandere fantasy about being a part of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:48:03 2015 No.13338424 >>13338421 That is their husband's job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:48:11 2015 No.13338426 >>13333658 Sounds like a fun time, but I rather her facefuck me first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:48:31 2015 No.13338427 >>13338421 If they're kinky enough, sure, but hungry Oomukade most certainly do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:48:48 2015 No.13338430 File: 472 KB, 500x277, necoarcchaossmoke.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338421 That would be a waste of good protein, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:49:29 2015 No.13338431 >>13338151 It's nice that his Mimic doujin was finally uploaded

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:50:26 2015 No.13338433 >>13338426 Would you slip your fingers up her ass and massage her prostate to ensure she unloads every drop in a hip-shivering orgasm down your throat?

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:50:33 2015 No.13338434

>>13338427
>There's probably an underground black market which sells shedded Lamia skin to oomukade for cheap
>They probably even have a delivery service so the Oomukade don't have to leave the comforts of their homes
No, wait. Let's just end this here.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:50:37 2015 No.13338435
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>>13338420
I want to see a strawberry flavored Barometz that uses dwarven magical bullshit to convert her jelly ball into a lethal sword, and perform Stingers/Million Stabs with it.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:50:54 2015 No.13338437

>>13338414
>"You're going to be a necromancer whether you like it or not." She says in a monotone voice, but with a very slight hint of anger.
>"You're going to study necromancy, go to the necromancer college in the dead city of N'ghuloth, then bring about the next wave of undeath upon the living."
>"It's what your father would have wanted... Ahhh~~ He had such a way with skeletons~~..."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:51:59 2015 No.13338438 >>13338434 No I mean the Oomukade eat their own shed chitin after molting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:52:22 2015 No.13338440 >>13338414 >Gets taken in by Lich >Doesn't want to be a necromancer Oh man, look at this guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:52:31 2015 No.13338441 >>13338426 >>13338433 Now see, this is just blatant Bob-ing. Bobisms? Bobaganda?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:52:40 2015 No.13338443 >>13338438 Oh Wow. I, huh. Time to stop drinking for the night and just step away from the computer

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:52:59 2015 No.13338445 >>13338437 I'm gonna be a barbarian!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:53:32 2015 No.13338447 >>13338410 Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:53:35 2015 No.13338448 >>13338443 No anon. Just think of the Oomukade under your house, picking away at her chitin to silence the rumble of her belly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:53:58 2015 No.13338450 >>13338441 Just report and ignore man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:53:59 2015 No.13338451 How long does this thread have to live? This is slightly important to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:54:33 2015 No.13338452 >>13338437 Daga kotowaru.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:54:37 2015 No.13338453 >>13338441 Bobs been reposting the same pictures with the same filenames as always.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:54:39 2015 No.13338454 >>13338445 >"NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO BE SOME CHEST-THUMPING SAVAGE WHO GETS DRUNK AND FUCKS ANIMALS!" >"I'm sorry son... I lost my temper, I just don't like Barbarians, I had to be in a party with one once..."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:54:51 2015 No.13338455 >>13338450 Stop abusing the report system.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:54:53 2015 No.13338456 >>13338440 >>13338437 "I didn't ask for dead parents!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:54:58 2015 No.13338457 >>13338448 Forget that. if I knew I had an oomukade living in my house I'd leave her some leftovers so I know she's eating

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:55:13 2015 No.13338458 >>13338451 We just recently got o page 10, I wager an hour or so at most

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:55:50 2015 No.13338460 >>13338451 We're second on page ten, so a while. >>13338450 Yep. It was so blatant that I actually feel legitimately bad for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:56:00 2015 No.13338461 >>13338457 >not inviting her to come live with you Even the nameless pervert MC from Night Terrors is a better person than you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:56:21 2015 No.13338464 >>13338458 Nah. If we'd just hit 10, this thread'll die sometime tomorrow or the day after Roughly

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:56:38 2015 No.13338465 >>13338454 I know mom, but I want to be my own man and magic just isn't for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:57:01 2015 No.13338467 >>13338458 >hour or so Try six.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:57:31 2015 No.13338469 >>13338461 Hey hey, what if she's shy? And I'm sort of shy too, so. God damn it, I'm more of a wuss that the MC of NT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:58:38 2015 No.13338470 >>13338467 >>13338464 You guys say that but I've seen this board bump us off during the middle of the night pretty quickly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:58:46 2015 No.13338471 >>13338451 You could just kill the thread by bumping everything below it and then shitposting some new threads to drop it off the board. Nobody's going to notice a few new Touhou threads. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:59:06 2015 No.13338472 >>13338469 Yes. You're worse than Alp's blatant self-insert. That's how lame you are. And the poor Oomukade is going to be cold and hungry and alone until she dies. I hope you're happy.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:00:05 2015 No.13338475

>>13338465
>"There are starving children in Zipangu who would give up their job as tail-brusher just to learn a simple fire spell."
>"But if you insist magic isn't for you, I suppose you can train to become a Death Knight. Just don't come crying to me when your cursed sword starts flirting with you."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:00:06 2015 No.13338476 >>13338471 Nah, natural death is fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:00:49 2015 No.13338478 >>13338471 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:00:51 2015 No.13338479 >>13338472 Thanks for ruining my mood. I hope you're happy, Alp

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:01:28 2015 No.13338481 File: 732 KB, 1000x1250, 1414450460532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338392 why not both

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:01:42 2015 No.13338482 >>13338479 Don't call me an Alp, you're the Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:02:13 2015 No.13338484 >>13338481 ...AN excellent question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:02:42 2015 No.13338486 >>13338481 This is getting finished right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:03:06 2015 No.13338487 >>13338475 That's all I ever wanted, mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:04:01 2015 No.13338488 >>13338291 >mantis mom WENK >yuki onna mom NEET LIFE >dark priest mom Can't help but feel like this guy doesn't like succubi. But it also screams git gud. >dark elf mom >become a...what's the word for a male dominatrix?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:04:26 2015 No.13338490 >>13338481 >Apophis Mom, back in her younger, adventuring years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:05:08 2015 No.13338492 Alrighty Anons. Good night and don't burn down the thread. >>13338475 Paladin is best. Endure, outlast, defend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:05:10 2015 No.13338493 >>13338481 how nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:05:15 2015 No.13338494 >>13338486 I've had that pic for about 2 months so im guessing no

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:05:43 2015 No.13338497 >>13338490 >Remove Pharaoh! Viva la Revolution! >>13338494 I am enveloped by sadness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:05:51 2015 No.13338498 >>13338490 >You will never find an old photobook which contains the pictures of you MG mother during her adventuring days

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:06:02 2015 No.13338500 >>13338481 Oh my, this is new. And lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:06:02 2015 No.13338501 >>13338488 >what's the word for a male dominatrix? I think it's just Master.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:06:18 2015 No.13338502 >>13338487 >"Fine, become one of those brutes if you must." >"But if you think this excuses you from learning necromancy you're wrong. Death Knights need to know the basics at least."

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:07:50 2015 No.13338505

So, I just want to poll you anons for opinions real quick.

As far as a setup for an Undead Kingdom-based story goes, which setup do you like better?
>Human willingly enters Undead City seeking a Lich to learn supreme Necromancy from
>Human Infant is found, taken in, and raised by a Lich living in an Undead City

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:08:32 2015 No.13338506 >>13338505 The first. Gives MC more agency.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:08:57 2015 No.13338507 >>13338505 the first

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:09:23 2015 No.13338509 >>13338505 The first one

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:09:58 2015 No.13338511 >>13338505 Neither.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:10:12 2015 No.13338512 >>13338505 First.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:10:29 2015 No.13338513 >>13338502 momiwanttobeapaladin

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:12:18 2015 No.13338521 >>13338513 >"Do you hate me that much? Will I be your first victim?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:12:46 2015 No.13338522 >>13338521 "Yes"

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:13:21 2015 No.13338526

>>13338506
>>13338507
>>13338509
>>13338512
Well alright then. All the talk of Lich Mom right now made me think heavily on it, along with childhood friend ideas and such, but the first was, well, my first idea, so I'll stick with that.

Gives me more reason to explore and elaborate on the setting too, if the MC is as much a newcomer to it as the reader.

>>13338511
Well you're just unpleasable aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:13:26 2015 No.13338527 >>13338522 Matricide.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:13:34 2015 No.13338528

>>13338498
>Lich Mom is there brooding and trying to shelter herself from the hot sun.
>A loud drunk Human barbarian has his muscled arm thrown around her.
>Your Apophis mom stands there with her hands on her hips looking confident.
>Others you don't quite recognize.

They were quite the adventuring party.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:13:47 2015 No.13338529 >>13338521 I just want to travel the world and help people!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:15:19 2015 No.13338535 >>13338505 First sounds nice, a good 'fish out of water' story as he adjusts to the city's Undead way of life, which is a bit hard considering he's the only living person there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:17:06 2015 No.13338540 File: 99 KB, 402x335, 1395601876190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338481 >>13338494 You had this pic for two months and never shared , WHY!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:18:20 2015 No.13338543 >>13338481 >Short-haired Apophis Well, ths is a possibility that never even crossed my mind.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:18:35 2015 No.13338545

>>13338528
>Yfw you discover all your aunts and uncles were actually part of your MG mother's adventuring party
>Which explains why they're all different races
>And why your favourite uncle likes loot and loot accessories
>And why there's a sword over his fireplace
>And why your aunts kitchen knives look more like daggers
>And why your uncle is FUCKING RICH

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:20:37 2015 No.13338547 >>13338492 I'm hugging the phoenix harpies to keep them calm. It's so warm and fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:21:41 2015 No.13338550 >>13338547 Keep on going Anon. As long as they remain calm then we are safe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:22:13 2015 No.13338552 >>13338545 I want to see a Mantis Culinarian.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:22:31 2015 No.13338554

>>13338545
Yep, your uncle was quite the rogue back in his youth. Good with a blade, better with his charms.
If he so much winked at any fair Monster Girl maid she would become wet faster than you can say 'SPLOOSH!'.
He really hit it big when he seduced that Dragon and made off with her treasure.
They bump into each other every now and then, she'll try to set him on fire while he runs, but she never really tries to kill him. They have a strange kind of relationship.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:23:34 2015 No.13338555 >>13338554 Ah yes, the classic love-hate relationship We need more of these

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:24:05 2015 No.13338556 >>13338505 That first one sounds like a lot of fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:24:13 2015 No.13338557 >>13338481 Who even drew this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:24:30 2015 No.13338558 >>13338552 Mantis's are so fucking boring though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:25:46 2015 No.13338563 >>13338554 He stole her heart, too? What a rascal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:25:48 2015 No.13338564 >>13338556 You're just saying that because of the higher chance of smut, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:26:18 2015 No.13338566 >>13338557 I think this is the classic case of 'mystery artist'. We seem to get those a lot, like the guy who did the Apophis and such last time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:26:57 2015 No.13338567 >>13338540 because until recently I havne't been on mgg in quite a while, like 4 months

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:28:36 2015 No.13338570 >>13338481 I'm sure the Apophis is embarrassed by her past as a chuuni swordswoman, declaring her power came from her friendship and love. She was a lot more innocent back then.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:28:40 2015 No.13338571
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>>13338566
At first I thought it was the Senran Kagura guy, but then I remembered she isn't soft enough to be from him and that he was very busy with Evenicle which is released in like a week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:29:17 2015 No.13338573 Take care of yourselves guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:30:06 2015 No.13338574 >>13338573 We try. Or, at least I do

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:31:09 2015 No.13338576 >>13338573 You as well Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:34:31 2015 No.13338583 >>13338573 Hope to see you soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:37:39 2015 No.13338588 >>13338573 Don't let the Bedbug Girls bite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:45:39 2015 No.13338598 >>13338410 Does Anon want me to make more of these?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:47:07 2015 No.13338601 >>13338598 If you don't mind and you've got the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:47:10 2015 No.13338602 >>13338454 Reminds me of my first D&D experience. Only made it halfway through the first dungeon before the team's druid tried to murder my barbarian for being too stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:47:29 2015 No.13338605 >>13338598 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:47:35 2015 No.13338607 >>13338570 >You embarrass her on occasion after seeing this old picture of her by pouting cliche chuuni mentor lines to your daughter as she herself begins to grow up

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:50:54 2015 No.13338610 >>13338564 ....Yes and no. How did you know? More undead stuff is always great, in my books, but it really does sound like it could be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:53:59 2015 No.13338617 File: 2.24 MB, 1836x2327, TRACKS OF FERTILE MILKY LAND.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okayado making his bustiest girl yet + Matsu-Sensei = Dear God Hound's gonna bleed out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:55:19 2015 No.13338620 >>13338610 Educated guess. And I agree, more directions that the second one could take as opposed to the first idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:55:31 2015 No.13338621 >>13338617 How is that even possible?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:55:47 2015 No.13338622 >>13338570 How does it feel to know you married a woman who saved the world? An Apophis who saved the world, in fact?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:55:59 2015 No.13338623 >>13338617 Why is her hair a cow tail instead of her having a real one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:56:12 2015 No.13338624 >>13338621 MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:56:13 2015 No.13338625 >>13338598 well if you're going to do more, maybe you should pastebin it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:56:48 2015 No.13338627 >>13338617 She's gonna be all tits and no cow by then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:00:02 2015 No.13338631 File: 1.23 MB, 1410x1021, Darkbeast Paarl Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I never should've doubted the internet's capacity to make an Undead Electric Werewolf Girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:03:15 2015 No.13338636 >>13338621 They're tits, I don't got to explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:04:13 2015 No.13338637 >>13338631 Pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:05:54 2015 No.13338640 >>13338631 I really like lank hair, but like, lank and yet still silky and clean and nice smelling, not greasy and shitty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:07:04 2015 No.13338642 >>13338617 >taller girl >fit farm girl >Tomboyish(?) >MILK AND TITS Praise be unto the Crab Man

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:12:36 2015 No.13338652

>>13338291

>Goddamn, it's uncomfortable having all these cameras pointed at you.
>The constant flashing forces the one eye you have that isn't bandaged up to squint.
>It's fucking loud in here.
>Some Danuki politician is standing behind a podium praising the ever-loving shit out of something you vaguely remember doing while hopped up on adrenaline because there were people trying to kill you.
>This triggers yet another volley of rapid camera flashing.
>You readjust the sling on your arm and try to ignore the amused snickering of the Kunoichi in the maroon beret standing next to you.
>You're getting a headache.
>It really is too goddamn loud in here.
>Finally, the chubby 'Nuki gets off from her podium, walks on over and makes a big show of pinning a shiny piece of metal to your uniformed chest.
>She also steathily tries to make a grab at your ass where she figures the cameras won't see her but gets rebuked as the Kunoichi's tail subtley swats her hand away.
>For which the Danuki makes sure to prick her real good as she pins an identical medal to her chest, smiling very politically all the while.
>There's a camera looming over her shoulder as she shakes both your hands.
>"So, is there anything you two'd like to say to any folks you have back home?"
>You look to the Kunoichi, still rubbing her sore chest who just kinda gives you a shrug.
>This one was totally on you.
>"Well, I... uh..."
>You clear your throat and look directly into the camera a small, but warm smile forming on your lips for the first time today.
>"...Love ya, Mom. I'll see you soon."

>Elsewhere, your Amazon Mom is sitting on the couch, flustered, red-faced and trembling as she watches the broadcast with her sisters.
>Sweating under a renewed, but familiar barrage of disapproval and teasing about that weird kid of hers, she hangs her head in embarassment.
>And to hide the impossibly wide grin on her face as she mumbles to herself.
>"I love you too, Kid."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:15:03 2015 No.13338660 >>13338652 I like it.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:22:02 2015 No.13338663

>"I've always loved that book."
>What. A large black wing covers you. You fall of your seat, shattering the tranquil atmosphere.
>"Oh sorry! Are you okay.. i'm so sorry for surprsing you so suddenly!"
>"It's fine."
>Your back is throbbing but you should never make a cute girl worry about you.
>"No it's not fine!" She leans closer to you, her face inches away from yours.
>"I'll buy you a drink. i won't take no for an answer."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:24:24 2015 No.13338665 >>13338663 Has to be a black harpy, crow harpies would have spilled their spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:27:50 2015 No.13338671 >>13338665 Could be a dark valkyrie, or a dark angel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:27:50 2015 No.13338672 >>13338663 I would already be seduced at that moment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:27:57 2015 No.13338674 >>13338665 nevermore

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:29:23 2015 No.13338675 >>13338663 No goddamn way would I accept.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:29:25 2015 No.13338676 >>13338665 >>13338671 >large, black wing >no description beyond that Could be fucking anything with wings It could be your everyday succubutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:30:53 2015 No.13338679 >>13338671 Both good candidates. Also vampire. Yes they have wings, that cape is their wings. >>13338676 Well, she likes books. What succubutt reads books?

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:32:18 2015 No.13338681

>>13338665
>crow harpies would have spilled their spaghetti.
"So, you like reading, or are you just a fan of Saphirette's works?"
"U-uh... what?"
"You said you loved this book."
"A-Ah! Right...I did, didn't I?. Y-Yeah, it's...good. S-Sorry! This is the first time talking to a man who isn't... you now... dying."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:32:21 2015 No.13338682 >>13338671 Eh, I prefer my Valkyries a little less corrupt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:32:30 2015 No.13338683 >>13338679 >What succubut reads books? The kind that's into smut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:32:49 2015 No.13338684 >>13338679 >What is Kamasutra >What is Playboy >What is Jugs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:33:03 2015 No.13338685 >>13338679 >What succubutt reads books? Any of them, stop stereotyping. Or all of them because erotica is a thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:34:12 2015 No.13338690 >>13338679 Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, erotic literature, maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:36:00 2015 No.13338694 File: 71 KB, 726x523, 1221273839112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13335738 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:37:01 2015 No.13338695 >>13338683 >>13338684 >>13338685 >>13338690 I suppose those count, I guess. I just picture them as the type that would only get excited watching videos on youtube of kiss cam compilations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:38:08 2015 No.13338696 >>13338652 Cute. Very cute indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:38:18 2015 No.13338697 >>13338694 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:38:24 2015 No.13338698 File: 398 KB, 800x1005, 1414048607614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338694 You've gotta be kitten me, another one? This is why you don't fuck up the OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:38:50 2015 No.13338699 >>13338695 Funny surprise box dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:39:26 2015 No.13338701 >>13338681 >Reading Saphirette's glorified Dating Ads

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:39:28 2015 No.13338702 File: 606 KB, 718x1014, DEMONS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338695 I imagine a Succubus would even make a good smut writer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:43:49 2015 No.13338708 >>13338702 >the tail is the weak spot Phallic symbolism!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:44:45 2015 No.13338709 >>13338708 What the hell are you saiyan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:45:27 2015 No.13338710 >>13338709 The balls are inert.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:46:40 2015 No.13338711 >>13338701 A glorious dating add is still glorious. Maybe it was a literal masterpiece, just solely revolvant around her getting a boyfriend?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:47:55 2015 No.13338714 File: 311 KB, 600x600, 1402870856709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a nearly 3 meter tall MG ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:48:08 2015 No.13338715 >>13338702 What a shitty attitude for a succuslut to have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:49:26 2015 No.13338717 >>13338715 She is trying to play Bravely Default dood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:49:32 2015 No.13338718 >>13338714 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:50:47 2015 No.13338721 >>13338715 >MC is bullying >Succubutt is playing the vidya >Succubutt prioritizes the vidya over sex All signs are pointing to "Alp"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:51:33 2015 No.13338722 >>13338721 Phase 3 Alp with a tramp stamp. What a world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:52:26 2015 No.13338725 >>13338714 No.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:52:54 2015 No.13338726

>>13338681
There might be some of them that could keep there composure.
>Ya like learning new things? So do I.
>But ya know, first hand knowledge can be even better
>So why don't you come with me and the girls and we'll show you things you won't see in those kinds of books.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:53:05 2015 No.13338727 >>13338714 Oh yes, yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:54:23 2015 No.13338730 >>13338714 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:54:55 2015 No.13338732 File: 963 KB, 2110x2011, 1421247467965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time Keeper....furry ears, horns....not sure what she is supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:56:10 2015 No.13338736 >>13338714 Is this a Japanese Slenderman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:56:11 2015 No.13338737 >>13338732 Time Keeper? Can she hook me up with a tardy White Rabbit Girl I can bully by keeping her from making her appointments in time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:57:06 2015 No.13338739 File: 156 KB, 467x743, Jiangshi butt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:57:58 2015 No.13338741 >>13338732 All those little details in that

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 03:58:26 2015 No.13338744 >>13338732 Clearly some kind of goat god or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:01:03 2015 No.13338754 >>13338714 She looks qt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:05:43 2015 No.13338762 >>13338732 This is so pretty, I think I got a little crush on her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:07:00 2015 No.13338766 >>13338762 >getting a crush over a picture Please be joking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:08:10 2015 No.13338767 >>13338766 Oh what's wrong? Did I TRIGGER you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:13:57 2015 No.13338779 >>13338767 No but I am silently judging you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:25:46 2015 No.13338799 >>13338739 I like that art style.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:26:28 2015 No.13338800 File: 370 KB, 700x853, Jiangshi girls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338799 It's nice in a way.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:28:30 2015 No.13338806
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What methods would you employ to lovingly bully your favorite MGs? Catnip hidden on your body? Throwing sticks around for your wolfu? Hiding one of the coins of your dragonfu's horde? Any form of teasing is alright as long as it's done with LOVE!

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:29:03 2015 No.13338807

>>13338433
Boner? What are you doing boner?! Stop!

Yes! My arms tied behind my back and blindfolded so I'm defenceless before her. Unable to stop her even if I wanted to, and I don't. Her big, meaty paws grabbing my head and thrusting it down her shaft until my lips are pressed up against her knot.

Cue angry comments and claims of shit posting but dominating futas and monster girls are my fetish. When they get crossed over my other head gets out in charge of decision making.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:37:57 2015 No.13338822 File: 60 KB, 704x478, 1353916078488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does Crabman's Monster Girl report ties in with Everyday Monster Girl and 12 BEAST?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:38:22 2015 No.13338823 >>13338800 Not him, but that style lends itself very well into doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:39:51 2015 No.13338826 Also, lets make the next thread an actual monstergirl thread, yeah? With a propper OP. How long until this one drops off by the way?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:41:49 2015 No.13338830 >>13338826 >>13335738 Thread will probably fall off naturally in 3 - 6 hours top.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:44:43 2015 No.13338832 >>13338830 >Already I could complain but I guess I won't

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:45:51 2015 No.13338833 >>13338807 Sounds a lot like that story that was written a little bit back.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:45:51 2015 No.13338834

>>13338826
Use the one posted here: >>13338830.
It's already been cleared out from most of the shitposting. I will say this has been one of our shorter threads. Maybe that's a good thing. Shitposting has been on par though so I don't think masking our thread from being a monster girl thread as unintentionally as it has been has had much effect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:46:00 2015 No.13338835 >>13338830 >>13338832 For now let's use this one. Once this one falls off we'll head to the one the retard made ahead of time.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:46:43 2015 No.13338837
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>>13338800
I'm gonna make love~
Even when I'm dead~
My body might be cold, but it's always hot in my bed~
Make loooove~
Don't be afraid!
Just 'cuz my heart ain't beatin'
It don't mean you won't get laid~!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:47:06 2015 No.13338838 >>13338832 It was the fault of this thread's OP, so there's no really point in complaining anymore.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:49:17 2015 No.13338843

>>13338834
I think a lot of that has to do with this thread not being titled a MG thread.
>>13338661
For example seemed to think it was a legit thread.

I wonder if he thought the thread died after he posted. I've had threads die after I comment on them. Not a good feel. Makes you self conscious and you wonder if every one was having fun until you fucked it all up and they were just so disgusted they all left the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:49:46 2015 No.13338844 >>13338837 Everytime someone mentions zombie girls I always remember that one h-manga where several of them get turned into undead onaholes and continuously raped. I don't really know how to feel about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:50:27 2015 No.13338845 >>13338838 >For example seemed to think it was a legit thread. Uh, to clarify, the implication here is that he didn't see this one as the new thread and so assumed that the new new thread were just the new thread and not one posted pre-mortem.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:52:38 2015 No.13338849

>>13338844
I can picture it. Like in a zombie apocalypse, and there's just a real nice piece of ass running at you, and you're like
>Shit forget getting laid, i haven't seen another living person in months

Were I sufficiently insane, I might cut her arms off, and bathe her, just to keep her as a personal onahole. Blowjobs would be tricky though. I like teeth, and seeing a mouth of just gums would weird me out.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:53:52 2015 No.13338855

>>13338843
We are at 118 unique posters so we are lower than our usual 150 average. The problem is that we've had just as many shitposters. If we had less then I would actually be more inclined to have threads OPed like this. However we haven't. So let it ride is what I say. We'll just have to deal with our regular shitposting brigade as is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:55:58 2015 No.13338865 >>13338849 They make bondage gear to prevent biting. It's like a gag but lets you irrumate at your leisure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:00:00 2015 No.13338879 >>13338845 I didn't find this thread until I saw that thread.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:00:21 2015 No.13338880

>>13338855
That doesn't really say much though. the kinds of people who shitpost would look through the catalog to complain about things they don't like. it's the innocent people who aren't that fixed on shitposting that might miss a thread when they can't ctrl + F it.

>>13338865
I'm not really into bondage though. But then I guess I can't fucking give her some smooches too, if she's biting my tongue off. I might go that rout. Actually, better than straight up cutting her arms off, it might be better to keep her as whole as possible and just slice her tendons. Then clip her nails so she absolutely can't accidentally scratch me. Do jaws have tendons you can cut? Would a slack jaw make you look like a 'tard or would it just make your mouth slightly open?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:01:27 2015 No.13338884 File: 275 KB, 496x710, 1391972751377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338880 >not really into bondage though It would totally grow on you! Give love a chance!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:01:38 2015 No.13338885 >>13338806 Messing with an Anubis' personal day planner.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:02:15 2015 No.13338886

>>13338849
THAT GREENTEXT.
That year old greentext that I can't find where an Anon details how he turns a zombie girls who wants to literally murder him and eats his entrails into his personal onahole and how he falls in love with this mindless monster.

I can't find it and it's just like those two h-mangas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:02:39 2015 No.13338888 >>13338884 Web is the only bondage I'd ever allow. Fuck that leather and rope shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:02:49 2015 No.13338890 File: 25 KB, 200x495, yuuko_53.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338880 This is why I prefer ghosts. That and I just don't find rotting flesh sexy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:03:29 2015 No.13338893 >>13338865 Isn't that what Ring Gags are for?

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:04:15 2015 No.13338895

>>13338844
Are we talking MG type zombies, or actual zombie girls? I'm fine with that if it's the latter, but not the former. Which I guess is a little weird, huh, since MG zombies probably wouldn't mind it.

>>13338806
Ask her to show me some emotion.

>>13338886
Ah shit. I know what you're talking about, but I don't know where I would have saved it to after all this time.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:04:54 2015 No.13338897

>>13338886
I'd be fucking heartbroken if my zombie cumslave died. I'd dress her up and take her around with me as I migrate from one pasture of unused supplies to the next, and yearn for the day she stops seeing me as food.

>>13338890
NANO-BIOTERRORISM, SON
Seriously though what's the point if your zombies rot two weeks into the apocalypse

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:05:19 2015 No.13338898 File: 232 KB, 1200x1000, 1420788842972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338888 >leather and rope shit That's mean and I'm sad now. I was going to make a Dark Elf masturbate today but now I won't and it's partially your fault.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:05:46 2015 No.13338900

>>13338880
>it's the innocent people who aren't that fixed on shitposting that might miss a thread when they can't ctrl + F it.
I'll agree with that. I would like to think that trolling and baiting isn't as prevalent as I observe but it just happens too often. They're sad, lonely people. I wish I could handwave them away but they will probably always be here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:05:49 2015 No.13338901 >>13338890 >Rotting You know the whole mana thing prevents rotting and keeps their flesh normal right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:08:21 2015 No.13338907 >>13338897 They might not rot completely away, but their meat still goes bad, oxidizes. That and they often sport gore on their body. Like I said, it's why I like ghosts. Vampires are fine too because their meat doesn't spoil.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:11:17 2015 No.13338911

>>13338895
Actual zombie women. Here:
http://exhentai.org/g/654794/691c31e3df/
http://exhentai.org/g/656072/60d514b204/
http://exhentai.org/g/526195/b0ef489af7/

They are more like Artist CG from that guy that did the ghost gangband h-manga and the time-stopper kamen-esque killer-rapist.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:13:42 2015 No.13338914
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>>13338888
What about ribbon bondage?
Or the really softcore fuzzy cuffs?
Maybe getting wrapped up really tight in a blanket?
It goes without saying that tentacles and prehensile tails are just advanced hugging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:16:32 2015 No.13338921 >>13338800 I'ma skullfuck that brown zombie so hard she'll see white when my cum floods all over her optic nerve.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:18:08 2015 No.13338928 Enhanced hugs are the best. Though I'm not sure which monsters give the best. Can't decide of the edge goes to lamias or winged monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:18:53 2015 No.13338931 >>13338888 I used to think that too but god damn has Nana to Kaoru made me rethink that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:20:08 2015 No.13338935 File: 182 KB, 558x580, Wyvern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When was the last time you bullied a wyvern?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:21:24 2015 No.13338937 File: 1.55 MB, 1250x1600, 1401218750195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338928 Well you see anon... >>13338931 You have been confirmed as a gentleman of good taste, and I am proud to call you my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:21:46 2015 No.13338939 File: 389 KB, 1200x858, 0678c2beedc30609425f9e740fa6da25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338931 >Nana to Kaoru Best h-manga, and there's not even any sex on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:22:42 2015 No.13338942 >>13338939 Yes there is. Daisuke & Miyu fucked like rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:22:44 2015 No.13338943 >>13338935 They don`t exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:24:02 2015 No.13338947 File: 250 KB, 1212x1738, 1310534529233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338886 This?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:24:30 2015 No.13338949 >>13338942 >Daisuke & Miyu Between the MCs at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:24:51 2015 No.13338950 File: 267 KB, 1000x2000, MGK Hellpup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13338935 A few days ago. I do more things than bully Wyverns, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:25:30 2015 No.13338954 >>13338947 YES. Where did you found it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:26:30 2015 No.13338957 >>13338949 I can imagine how Nana & Kaoru's first time would go. >Hey, Kaoru can we...? >What? >You know... do it while I'm tied up? And then there would be much rejoicing. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:27:15 2015 No.13338959 >>13338954 It's been saved in my "undead MGs" folder for like 4 years. Before that, who knows.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:30:07 2015 No.13338968

>>13338898
One of these days I'm going to just persistently bully you so that you never post anything. And I'll laugh when you strangle your own talent with your own two hands.

>>13338900
Yeah it's pretty sad.

>>13338907
Just get a really good specimen, or just find a survivor, protect her until she's completely healed and has no open wounds to speak of, and feed her infected blood. Then cut her tendons an cauterize the wounds. Voila. Gore free zombie cutie and then just don't treat her like an asshole. She'll keep.

>>13338914
Ribbon is pretty good but it'll never be as good as web. I can't take fuzzy cuffs seriously
>tight comfy blanket
You disgusting, deviant freak

Tails are better than tentacles In my mind, but thick tentacles like Scylla tentacles are better than thinner tentacle rape monster tentacles.

>>13338931
That would just feels to gritty and ugly to me. Web is lighter and organic and less an expression of my desire to be bound and more an expression of my complete trust in that I'd allow myself to be vulnerable and defenseless before her. Less a "I want you do do this to me" thing and more a "I'd allow this to happen to me if it's you" sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:30:55 2015 No.13338971 >>13338947 Hello boner. I didn't think you'd stoop this low.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:31:35 2015 No.13338974 >>13338968 >One of these days Can today be that day? I've got nothing to do this weekend anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:34:42 2015 No.13338980 >>13338947 That was beautiful. through dick, unity. It can even surpass the depths of death itself. >>13338974 Naw I'm trying to write my own stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:36:11 2015 No.13338984 >>13338980 >my own stuff What stuff? I might try to bully you instead!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:37:30 2015 No.13338988 >>13338980 Penywise?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:38:44 2015 No.13338990 >>13338984 Ghoul I haven't been bullied before, come to think about it. The thought of Alp being my first bully is... strange. >>13338988 It was the undead stuff wasn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:40:49 2015 No.13338995 >>13338990 >Ghoul Oh, uhh, well. I actually read that, so forget about the bully-wullies. You keep being a good writer there kouhai, I'll just go read Heretics of Dune and be sad my heart isn't in the mood for writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:42:06 2015 No.13338998 >>13338990 Yepp. Though your disposition on bondage surprised me a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:44:15 2015 No.13339003 >>13338990 >Writing more Ghoul Oh boy. >>13338911 That last set on the first one. Hilarious. Surprised I hadn't seen these before though. >>13338947 Beautiful.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:47:01 2015 No.13339006

>>13338998
Really? I don't think it's surfaced in any of my shit. The closest I come to it is webbing. Something about it grants an exception, don't know why.

>>13338995
How is it? I still haven't started that series yet, though I'm not sure if I can read something like that without sexualizing the sandworms.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:50:39 2015 No.13339011

>>13339006
>sexualizing the sandworms
No risk of that, though you might find it hilarious in God Emperor when the hybrid thinks to himself "they always look for genitalia when they first see me".
Anyway, the series itself? Pretty good science fiction. I'd say best I've read.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:00:21 2015 No.13339030 >>13338880 >tfw people willing to actively shitpost are more inclined to work hard to find the thread than people who actually want to discuss monster girls Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:01:27 2015 No.13339031 >>13339011 Time to read I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:01:28 2015 No.13339032 File: 426 KB, 792x1000, 1392812504360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339006 >>13339011 Ara ara, you wouldn't follow my Golden Path, would you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:02:29 2015 No.13339034 >>13339031 Yes. Yes it is. Unless you don't trust my tastes, which I wouldn't if I were you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:04:37 2015 No.13339037 >>13339032 You know, that Sandworm isn't very large. It looks like you wouldn't even fit in there with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:05:27 2015 No.13339040 >>13339037 They aren't born fully grown. Just ignore the curves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:05:38 2015 No.13339041 >>13339037 It would be extremely cramped

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:06:43 2015 No.13339044 >>13339041 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:07:05 2015 No.13339045 >>13339044 For both of you.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:08:00 2015 No.13339047

>>13339034
Considering what you've written so far, your tastes are pretty good. I'll take a leap of faith. Besides I've been looking for more desert themed shit for inspiration

>>13339037
My favorite clause is this
>Powerful Sandworms are capable of changing the appearance of their human and worm bodies at will. They will shrink their outer body and morph their human body to give themselves the appearance of a Lamia
Even though it makes some people mad. I just think a sticky, fleshy lamiaworm would be cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:09:01 2015 No.13339048 >>13339040 Or she is fully grown, but sizes vary greatly. Like she's actually petite. >>13339047 It is sort of cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:09:24 2015 No.13339050 >>13339047 >Considering what you've written so far, your tastes are pretty good What nonsense is this? Ignoring the blatant lies, it's just a leap in logic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:09:58 2015 No.13339052 >>13339037 I think it's a matter of perspective.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:10:42 2015 No.13339055 >>13339047 Yeah, that's convenient and comes with the benefit of making the people with size difference fetishes happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:11:01 2015 No.13339056 >>13339047 >desert themes shit for inspiration As long as you don't adopt the stillsuits into your story. Those were gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:13:56 2015 No.13339060 >>13339052 Even with perspective in mind, the mouth on it isn't much bigger than a man's diameter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:14:33 2015 No.13339062 >>13339060 She likes it intimate, maybe.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:15:35 2015 No.13339064

>>13339050
The logic is, that if in all of the stuff I've read which, admittedly, is only limited to spaghetti jap, junko, seaslime and the adventures of Bitch "fairy slayer" Boy, if in all that stuff I haven't found a particularly disagreeable point of taste, it's probably sound, to my standard of taste at least. I mean I dunno. I'm not the Hivemind. Maybe we just like similar things?

>>13339055
>that's convenient and comes with the benefit of making the people with size difference fetishes happy.
Truly, KC is the master of the hugbox.

>>13339056
Like... abomination gross?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:16:41 2015 No.13339069 >>13339062 It's too intimate. A man fatter than Shaggy would be crushed to death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:16:41 2015 No.13339070 >>13339064 >junko But that's not who the story is about at all! >abomination gross No, I mean "recycling your own piss and shit and sweat for drinking water" gross.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:18:02 2015 No.13339072

>>13339060
Again, I think that it's drawn with a certain perspective and framing in mind, to appear smaller than intended for storytelling purposes.

Since while the purpose in a story would be for her to be a living, mobile home, the purpose of the artwork is to put the girl more on display.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:18:10 2015 No.13339073 >>13339064 >>13339070 >Junko You mean that Jinko taking a nap on some train tracks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:18:56 2015 No.13339075 >>13339073 No. Surely not. No way. Go poke her with a stick. Wake the tiger, give her some lager!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:21:25 2015 No.13339084 >>13339064 >abomination gross Said the guy who has written one that's anything but.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:23:06 2015 No.13339089 >>13339075 >lager Junko prefers drinking the good stuff, like Vodka and Brandy and Gin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:23:51 2015 No.13339090 >>13339089 But those don't have the same ending syllable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:23:59 2015 No.13339092 File: 319 KB, 642x764, shoujo - parasite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339084 >>abomination gross Is it Abomination time again?

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:25:30 2015 No.13339097

>>13339073
>>13339075
Would you take in a homeless jinko? Bathe her until you can see her stripes and know she's clean? Would you Ride the tiger?

And yeah, bio recycling is pretty gross.

>>13339084
Abominations are people too. They can be cute or gross. When I say abomination gross, I mean, like... lovecraft, bloodborne gross. Besides I haven't written one, have I? Maybe you're thinking Harblador. And yeah, I agree. she was adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:25:45 2015 No.13339098 >>13339090 Junko doesn't care for rhyming. One armed Apophis can't either, nor can the rest of the hobo villagers

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:26:52 2015 No.13339100 >>13339098 >Hobo villagers Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:27:56 2015 No.13339104 >>13339097 I would. Of course Junko's bathwater would turn black upon her entering. >>13339100 How interesting?

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:30:25 2015 No.13339106

>>13339092
Not the biggest fan of abominations, but since she has hearts in her eyes she surely can't be all that bad.

>>13339097
Yeah, the abomination he created is real cute. Speaking of Bloodborne gross... Those fucking mobs where the snakes burst out of their heads. The fuck, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:31:19 2015 No.13339111 >>13339097 My bad, mixing up the wtirefags who give my whyboners. Apologies. You aim to do though with the incubus story, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:31:20 2015 No.13339112 >>13339092 Are they more of these?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:33:27 2015 No.13339121 >>13339092 Always. Slimy tentablowjobs are my guilty pleasure. One of them at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:35:32 2015 No.13339126 >>13339112 http://exhentai.org/g/784724/68002eba94/ It's cropped from this. There's a lot of corruption and a very short abomination girl x onii-chan epilogue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:35:52 2015 No.13339129 >>13339104 >How interesting? Tell me more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:36:09 2015 No.13339130 >>13339097 >Bloodborne Gross I saw somebody tried to make an Ebreitas MG on Pixiv. Sadly, literal cosplay tier. Just a girl wearing a fancy-ass coat that mimicked much of the Daughter of the Cosmos' monstrous features.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:36:19 2015 No.13339131 >>13339097 Ride off into the sunset. Or just ride her until she's packed full of Jinko cubs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:36:46 2015 No.13339133 >>13339126 My sadpanda plugin broke a few days ago ;-;

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:39:33 2015 No.13339142

>>13339129
There's a whole cardboard village that makes camp at the local park.
There's the one armed Apophis, the kidnapping Weresheep, the Salamander with a drinking problem, the rambling and insane Holst, and many others who are lead by their mayor, a Doppelganger

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:41:45 2015 No.13339145 >>13339142 >Salamander with a drinking problem, the rambling and insane Holst I'm not familiar with these two.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:42:32 2015 No.13339148 >>13339145 I just made them up

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:44:11 2015 No.13339151 >>13339148 Then start fleshing them out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:45:26 2015 No.13339154 >>13339142 I wish to learn more of their hi-jinks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:45:34 2015 No.13339155 We're second from the bottom. At least there is already an acceptable thread to move to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:46:30 2015 No.13339157 >>13339151 Should I? I mean, it's not like they'll ever appear in stories. >>13339154 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:47:04 2015 No.13339159 >>13339155 But there's creepy crawlies in that thread! >>13339157 You could just make stories about them, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:47:48 2015 No.13339160 >>13339159 >creepy crawlies Well I'm off to this new thread!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:48:22 2015 No.13339161 A lich in a non-sexual, platonic, familial relationship with her young, male apprentice. Is this haram?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:49:05 2015 No.13339164 >>13339159 >You could just make stories about them, you know? But I'm already doing other stories! I can't think up ideas for chemistry teacher while doing hobo hijinks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:49:54 2015 No.13339166 >>13339161 No, it's halal-al-abu-girtablilu-taqiyya-suohillaa-illallaa-irraa-ibrahim-lalallaa or something. >>13339164 You're not thinking of ideas for chemistry teacher while coming up with hobos anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:50:21 2015 No.13339167 >>13339159 >there's creepy crawlies in that thread! Exactly!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:50:33 2015 No.13339168 >>13339161 Almost as haram as a Lich in a sexual, non-platonic, relationship with her young, female apprentice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:51:03 2015 No.13339171 >>13339166 So it's not haram, just frowned upon. Is that about it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:51:04 2015 No.13339172 >>13339166 You're right. I'll add it to the list. God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:51:20 2015 No.13339175 >>13339159 Creepy crawlies are a small price to pay to not have a dumbfuck make the thread again. Besides, they can be cute. >>13339161 My initial reaction was yes, but I don't really see why. I guess I just like them too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:51:40 2015 No.13339178 >>13339171 I'm not frowning on it. >>13339172 Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:51:47 2015 No.13339179 >>13339168 Nah. I've got two different ideas for that, neither of which involve apprenticeship. Well, maybe one might. Could be an interesting angle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:53:06 2015 No.13339181 >>13339175 It's alright anon. A powerful, primary sexual attraction towards Liches is perfectly normal, healthy, and a sign of good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:53:44 2015 No.13339183 >>13339178 Don't apologize. Just know that because of you I'll bully more Wyverns

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:54:48 2015 No.13339188 >>13339183 Hey, that's cool. The more you bully them, the less you'll bully me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:55:40 2015 No.13339193 >>13339181 >primary sexual attraction towards cold clammy corpses is perfectly normal, healthy, and a sign of good taste Might as well start lusting aster creepy-crawlies too while your at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:55:49 2015 No.13339194 >>13339188 >bully you Who're you again? I don't remember bullying anyone real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:55:59 2015 No.13339195 >>13339183 Keep bullying them, thats how you make them into mounts

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:56:33 2015 No.13339197 >>13339193 Oomukade 2nd Best Bug to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:57:14 2015 No.13339201 >>13339194 >Who're you again Nobody really. Nevermind that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:57:53 2015 No.13339202 >>13339195 I thought you make them into mounts by mounting them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:58:42 2015 No.13339203 >>13339201 No, don't evade the question. Are you Anubisfucker? Alp? The other gaggle of writefags?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 06:59:27 2015 No.13339205 >>13339197 I personally like them more than Mantises, but I belong to the minority in that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:00:32 2015 No.13339208 File: 317 KB, 1024x1152, 1424470641491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339203 I'm one of these things, yes. Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:00:49 2015 No.13339210 >>13339205 Oomukade is olev, Mantis a close second bug

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:01:06 2015 No.13339211 >>13339205 To each their own. But yeah, Mantis is #1 Bug for me. Oomukade is a close second.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:01:10 2015 No.13339212 >>13339205 They've been growing on me since I came back to these threads. They'll never overtake the best bug, but I can see the appeal now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:01:12 2015 No.13339213 >>13339203 If it's a "bullied" writefag, then it'll either be Bollocks or Alp. In this case Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:02:08 2015 No.13339216 >>13339208 I wish the faces here weren't awful, cause normally these two get me going like nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:02:23 2015 No.13339218 >>13339208 Alp. >>13339213 I don't bully Alp, I tell him to grow thicker skin and to stop trying to go after Dragon Baker after he used Junko.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:03:06 2015 No.13339220

>>13339106
>snakes burst out of their heads
I think I remember those, but I'm a poorfag without a ps4, just watched some guy stream it, so I don't really know what it's like to be there, and have snakes fly at you in game. Those lamia mating balls were pretty hot though.

>>13339111
I'm flattered to have been confused for that guy, honestly. And yeah, that's my aim with the Scylla one. Should be fun.

>>13339131
Both, if you're into that I guess.

>>13339130
Ew

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:03:31 2015 No.13339223 >>13339218 I'M NOT GOING AFTER DRAGON BAKER. You know I'm not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:05:08 2015 No.13339228 >>13339223 All I know is my gut says "maybe". Seriously though, you already have Junko so love her tenderly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:06:51 2015 No.13339233 >>13339228 I do. Just like I'm going to love Brawny Lamia after I get around to writing her. She'll be like Fee from Planetes if she was single

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:08:06 2015 No.13339238 >>13339203 >Are you Anubisfucker? Why even guess that? It's always Alp in these kinds'a situations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:08:14 2015 No.13339239 >>13339133 [Ex][Roukishin] Shoujo → Kisei [English] [Ogodei-Khan]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:08:28 2015 No.13339240 >>13339233 >Brawny Lamia Speaking of, would any of you a brawny mercenary Wurm

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:09:14 2015 No.13339242 >>13339240 >brawny mercenary Wurm Sounds scary. I'd at least ride her into battle though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:09:16 2015 No.13339243 File: 258 KB, 720x663, 1400254764826.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339240 >brawny mercenary Wurm

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:10:19 2015 No.13339245 >>13339240 >Implying Wurms aren't brawny by nature Mercenary's an interesting angle though. How would a Wurm even wind up in such a life?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:10:42 2015 No.13339246 >>13339233 >brawnly Lamia Sounds neat. >>13339238 I should have seen it with the whole bully thing and lack of him writing an Anubis hotdogging a guy in a crowded public area without anyone noticing. >>13339240 Maybe. What's her character like?

>>	Tarage !!4BTLAEjXDRE Sat Apr 18 07:10:57 2015 No.13339247 And I'll post it here too for good measure. >>>/a/124190188

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:11:24 2015 No.13339249 >>13339246 >Anubis hotdogging a guy in a crowded public area without anyone noticing. And with that lovely thought in mind, I think I'll go to bed...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:12:00 2015 No.13339250 File: 3.26 MB, 2000x3500, Brawny Lamia censored.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339246 >Sounds neat Also looks neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:12:43 2015 No.13339253 >>13339245 It's got to be some kind of funny misunderstanding >>13339247 I thought shit happened and you dropped this? Either way, good stuff. Remember to post it in the new thread, too.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:13:48 2015 No.13339258

>>13339245
Parents got murdered by Order zealots in a nearby village.

She now is a tough bounty hunter who travels with her own wandering guild.

Or some shit.

>>13339246
>What's her character like
You know that face Manticore makes?
That might be hers whenever she finds her bounty. Or a guy she likes.

>>	Tarage !!4BTLAEjXDRE Sat Apr 18 07:14:11 2015 No.13339260 >>13339253 No, it was never dropped. The plan was always to transition it to FwPA. The timeline for moving it just got moved up due to reasons, and some people weren't happy about that, understandably. Still, it was for the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:15:16 2015 No.13339264 >>13339258 So she's cheeky? >>13339250 Not too neat. Got the uncensored version?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:16:16 2015 No.13339267 >>13339247 Hooray for more slut wolf and mama slut wolf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:16:17 2015 No.13339268 >>13339264 >Got the uncensored version Of course. But I'm not going to get myself banned just because you're lazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:16:41 2015 No.13339271 >>13339264 I think the correct word would be Revy-lite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:17:15 2015 No.13339276 >>13339260 I on't really understand that kind of stuff, but thanks for doing what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:17:51 2015 No.13339278 >>13339271 >Revy-lite Lite on the crazy action or lite on the olev-factor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:17:53 2015 No.13339279 >>13339268 Is it on .Less' imgur? >>13339271 So hyper cheeky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:19:52 2015 No.13339286 >>13339278 Lite on the crazy in general. The wurm had her parents murdered, but I'm sure Revy had a whole bunch of other shit happen to her as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:21:21 2015 No.13339289 >>13339286 Revy was raped by a cop/s and abused by her father, who she later killed with a gun anf using a pillow as a suppressor

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:22:29 2015 No.13339292 >>13339289 Exactly my point.

>>	Tarage !!4BTLAEjXDRE Sat Apr 18 07:27:25 2015 No.13339302 >>13339276 It's unimportant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 07:56:37 2015 No.13339345 >>13339239 I bookmarked it to look at when it starts working again, but thanks anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:00:57 2015 No.13339349 >1 day old thread >over 2000 replies What the fuck happened here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:01:49 2015 No.13339351 >>13339349 Nothing much. Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:01:56 2015 No.13339352 >>13339349 This is normal, it's when it reaches 4k replies you have to be surprised.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:03:30 2015 No.13339355 >>13339352 Eh, I'd like to see it hit 6k before we actually start acting surprised.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:12:15 2015 No.13339381 File: 95 KB, 710x620, 1338822132992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339352 First time seeing it because this the jav and idol threads dont interest me. Thanks for not making a new thread instantly but using the threads full lifespan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:13:43 2015 No.13339384 >>13339381 U-uh... y-you're w-welcome...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:14:27 2015 No.13339386 >>13339381 But that's the opposite of what happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:16:20 2015 No.13339392 >>13339386 Shhh

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:17:18 2015 No.13339395 >>13339392 I won't lie to someone who gave me a cute mouse. Although I do hate cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:22:34 2015 No.13339401 >>13339395 Cheese is great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:24:19 2015 No.13339407 >>13339401 But I hate it everywhere but on pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:24:20 2015 No.13339408 >>13339349 Welcome to monstergirl threads. Get jumped by your new waifu and enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:26:05 2015 No.13339411 >>13339407 What kind of toppings would monster girls like? I mean it's obvious for cat like ones but what about others?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:27:11 2015 No.13339413 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, 1420479507070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339411 Jalapenos?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:43:38 2015 No.13339438 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, 1398532914630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339411 Centaurs would like vegetable/herb toppings with no meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:43:56 2015 No.13339439 >>13337765 >TFW no Troll writefaggotry EVER >Even though they are by far the most impregnatable MG of any near-human variety It's like you people can't enjoy the fact her hands are big to give you more love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:45:48 2015 No.13339441 >>13339439 I'm going to write one into my story though. It was requested I add a Troll herbalist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:47:33 2015 No.13339442 >>13339441 Will there be lewdness in the missionary position with hand-holding and impregnation? Trolls are made for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:48:05 2015 No.13339443 >>13339438 I'd be a douche and just give them a giant steamy sausage slap bang in the middle of their filthy vegan pizza. I'd even cut it into the shape of a horsecock just to tease them. Stupid horsepussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:49:14 2015 No.13339445 >>13339442 Not with the MC, but I don't see why she couldn't be pregnant from her hubby. With other adorable little Trolls she'd popped out previously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:51:17 2015 No.13339449 >>13339438 >>13339443 And people said Okaydo making Cerea Vegan wasn't bad.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:51:22 2015 No.13339450

>>13339441
>>13339442
>>13339445

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc

>MFW involuntarily hear this song in my head whenever thinking of Trolls
>That one Troll childhood friend you've known since you were both knee high to a roach
>Letting her see the township in the day without fear of going apeshit berserk with lust after you buy her a certain gift

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:51:55 2015 No.13339451

>>13339438
>>13339443
I don't get this "centaurs are vegan" thing.

Even if they were horse horses instead of horse people, it's not like horses start vomiting their guts out the moment they see meat. In fact, they don't really reject it in small amounts.

Horses would probably eat the fuck out of you if they could.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:53:04 2015 No.13339454 >>13339451 That's fine by me, because horse is fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:54:29 2015 No.13339457 >>13339439 >You will never learn Geomancy from a Troll >She will never teach you how to control the elements at your disposal from the terrain like that one job class

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:54:52 2015 No.13339459

>>13339451
If a cow will randomly eat a chick because it was simply existing in the same area I'm sure a horse can handle a bit of meat. Apparently a bunch of other herbivores will occasionally just chow down on meat when the time, or perhaps chance, arises.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:55:54 2015 No.13339460 >>13339439 I just don't like them. Plus those huge hands are a little off putting.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:57:36 2015 No.13339464

>>13339450
And you'd celebrate your collective hundreth birthdays together throwing a feast for your children and assorted grandchildren.

You'd give vaguely ironic gifts to those kids you disapprove of (manticore venom to that one spinster preserving her "purity") while giving generously to those that you approve of (mothman dust to that one couple that have been trying for kids).

And you'd regale them with tales of how you stole your fortune out from beneath the nose of a lustful Dragon girl without getting your pelvis shattered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:58:03 2015 No.13339466 >>13339459 Thats generally because they are stupid and will just eat anything small enough to sit on their food. Its not like cows or horses actively hunt for small animals to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 08:59:32 2015 No.13339469 >>13339464 >manticore venom to that one spinster preserving her "purity" I know this is the monstergirl thread and all, but there's nothing actually wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:01:43 2015 No.13339474 >>13339469 Ah, didn't mean nothing by it. Couldn't really think up of a sin truly worthy of ironic Bilbo Baggins style gift-giving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:07:17 2015 No.13339484 >>13339474 Being related but not sharing a love for ADVENTURE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:08:20 2015 No.13339487 >>13339466 Yeah, holst are pretty dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:11:50 2015 No.13339498 >>13339487 Agreed. But still, they suck less than Manticores, so at least they have something going for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:12:49 2015 No.13339500 >>13339484 An adventurous troll sounds about as well respected as an adventurous hobbit. Perhaps having too much of a taste for adventure, warranting a dragon dildo? Either way, trolls are love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:13:00 2015 No.13339501 File: 76 KB, 800x1000, 1428862381820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339498 Yeah, they're horny!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:13:33 2015 No.13339503 http://pastebin.com/qtVeatZ5 Trolls are love, Trolls are life. Obvious WIP is obvious

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:17:55 2015 No.13339511 File: 35 KB, 315x320, lewdbutIapprove.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339503 >Her hands, while bigger than his by a long shot, gripped him ever so gently Also, that scenery sounds comfy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:19:28 2015 No.13339512 >>13339503 W-what's a WIP?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:19:31 2015 No.13339513 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, cow tits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339487 Hathor is dumb!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:21:17 2015 No.13339521 >>13339513 IT PUTS THE CHOCOLATE IN THE MILK

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:21:47 2015 No.13339522 File: 83 KB, 481x750, Neko Yuki-Onna Hard counters Holstaur Yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds? Feels wrong without the spoiler.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:21:53 2015 No.13339524 >>13339512 Wanking Inccubi Penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:22:53 2015 No.13339531 >>13339522 her head is too small

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:23:04 2015 No.13339533 File: 125 KB, 643x900, PURITY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339511 Touch the booty handle, do it now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:24:25 2015 No.13339542 >>13339522 Playing Freedom Wars while despairing at the lack of Marie art

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:25:40 2015 No.13339548 >>13339522 Marathoning the last eleven episodes of Victory Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:26:18 2015 No.13339550 >>13339513 Hathor is the best goddess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:28:07 2015 No.13339562 >>13339550 Hathor is made for tender bullying

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:31:21 2015 No.13339574 >>13339562 Can one bully a goddess?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:32:17 2015 No.13339578 >>13339574 Yes, easy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:32:57 2015 No.13339580 >>13339574 You can if she has cow tits

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:36:45 2015 No.13339588 File: 163 KB, 398x351, 1404975008399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339522 Finished playing a bit of MGS1 for the first time at 6 in the morning. Beat Revolver Ocelot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:37:51 2015 No.13339592 >>13339588 You're pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:38:27 2015 No.13339593 >>13339578 >>13339580 But should you? There could be terrible consequences.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:39:24 2015 No.13339597 >>13339593 >Hathor >terrible consequences Like what? She'll get tears in her eyes and go >uuu~

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:40:01 2015 No.13339600 >>13339592 >Pretty good I wouldn't count dying 6 times trying to figure out how to snap necks after choking somebody as "pretty good," but sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:41:01 2015 No.13339602 >>13339597 No, it won't be >uuu~ It'll be >Moohhhh~~

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:41:04 2015 No.13339603 >>13338617 I know its late but that was drawn by Matsu sensei. Like immediately after they found out about her when crabman first showed her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:42:06 2015 No.13339610 >>13339600 >doesn't get the joke

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:43:36 2015 No.13339614 File: 41 KB, 217x264, Futakuchi-onna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you want to see an mg based on? Pic related

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:43:43 2015 No.13339615 >>13339610 Oh. Right. I just beat the guy, I should've known. Still, I couldn't help but say at that point, "You give me too much credit, guy."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:45:10 2015 No.13339617 >>13339614 I want a Phoenix, a Griffon and a Hydra.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:45:56 2015 No.13339618 >>13339602 >>Moohhhh~~ And then the bully dies from a broken heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:46:12 2015 No.13339620 File: 283 KB, 450x612, 1423472023397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339615 IT'S AN ALASKAN FIELDMOUSE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:46:59 2015 No.13339622 File: 558 KB, 1269x1800, biribiri_Futakuchi_Onna_03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339614 Very cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:48:41 2015 No.13339624 >>13339620 >Alaskan fieldmice glomp and nibble the ears of offspring that are not her own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:49:41 2015 No.13339625 File: 257 KB, 544x663, nopperabo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339614 >hides her face when she gets flustered

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:51:20 2015 No.13339628 File: 64 KB, 191x231, 1407215196095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339624 Huh? Master, what does that have to do with the mission?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:55:04 2015 No.13339635 File: 508 KB, 722x1100, 1414847644190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339628 Follow...the mice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:56:07 2015 No.13339639 File: 132 KB, 412x545, 1395685142587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339635 The mice?!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:17:12 2015 No.13339681 File: 603 KB, 990x1400, 1429280981074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to have your Onis train and exercise every day! If you don't, they'll start forming beer guts and what not! Don't let your wafus get tubby, exercise them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:18:21 2015 No.13339686 >>13339503 What was in that paste and what happened to it? Alp, if that was you, I swear to God...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:19:47 2015 No.13339690 >>13339686 No, that wasn't me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:21:25 2015 No.13339692 File: 209 KB, 638x900, filthy monoeye2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to bully Manako's monoeye

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:24:39 2015 No.13339699 >>13339681 Do you think Chubby Monster Girls would be easy to pick and enjoy a quick night with, fondling their thick thighs and bellies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:26:14 2015 No.13339704 >>13339681 But what if she wants to be a Sumo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:27:22 2015 No.13339706 >>13339704 Then she must become stronk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:28:50 2015 No.13339707 >>13339704 Then that is fine, at least those pounds are helping her and not hurting her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:29:27 2015 No.13339710 >>13339522 Browsing /twg/ eating my left over dinner and wondering what I should do today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:30:45 2015 No.13339712 >>13339686 It was something shit involving a shit monster girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:30:45 2015 No.13339713 >>13339625 >you will never call a faceless girl cute and make her blush

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:31:04 2015 No.13339715 >>13339704 >You will never sit on a Sumo Oni's lap and help her eat as she drinks from a giant pot filled with booze

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:31:05 2015 No.13339716 >>13339692 I want to irrumate Manako while gazing into her teared up monoeye looking up at me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:38:47 2015 No.13339727 >>13339712 You make Alps look straight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:44:26 2015 No.13339740 >>13339503 >This paste has been removed! Goddammit. Also, why did I just see a photo of a dead cat in the captcha?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:45:24 2015 No.13339744 >>13339740 I still have the paste open I am about to read it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:45:25 2015 No.13339745 >>13339727 Trolls are a shit. Purge the ever living fuck out of those regenerative cunts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:45:48 2015 No.13339746 >>13339522 Nothing worthwhile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:47:49 2015 No.13339749 >>13339745 Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:49:07 2015 No.13339752 File: 192 KB, 738x1000, 52cbfaf2a09f0febcf9b9652dd019b9b0-cs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339614 Some Slavic harpies like the Alkonost and Gamayun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:50:01 2015 No.13339753 >>13339752 Ah, I found Thanksgiving Dinner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:50:22 2015 No.13339754 >>13339614 A pooka. It's like a Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:50:46 2015 No.13339757 >>13339745 >regenerative cunts How fast do they regenerate? Could you take her virginity several times in one session?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:52:38 2015 No.13339759 >>13339752 >Slavic Harpy >She's squatting Just needs a tracksuit and she's the full package.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:08:50 2015 No.13339786 >>13339639 We still need art of young Miia playing MGS1 for the first time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:10:05 2015 No.13339793 >>13339786 >loli Miia tearing up when The Best is Yet to Come plays

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:16:04 2015 No.13339797

>>13339793
>Loli Miia tears up at The Best is Yet to Come
>Adolescent Miia looking confused as fuck when Can't Say Goodbye to Yesterday plays
>Teen Miia bawling her eyes out while Way to Fall plays
>Adult Miia looking stunned as Here's to You plays

Yes. This is good... isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:17:15 2015 No.13339801 >>13339797 Dammit Otacon, get a grip!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:18:44 2015 No.13339803 >>13339797 >Adult Miia humming Not Your Kind of People while observing the rest of the harem chase after Darling

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:20:35 2015 No.13339806 >>13339797 >Christmas Cake Miia yelling and filled with adrenaline when Rules of Nature plays

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:24:08 2015 No.13339813 File: 404 KB, 723x1000, Kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Kraken so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:24:40 2015 No.13339814 >>13339813 Because she's an ara ara with power.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:26:40 2015 No.13339819 >>13339803 >>13339806 >Adult Miia getting pumped and excited when Heaven's Divide plays >Rachnee and Darling looking not so enthusiastic while they play co-op with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:28:28 2015 No.13339821 >>13339813 I want to bury my head in the underside of her tentacles and wear her as a hat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:29:56 2015 No.13339825 >>13339806 >GMILF Miia staring into the Distance when Nuclear plays

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:31:57 2015 No.13339829 File: 384 KB, 676x502, 3D Kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339813 I wanna be her boya.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:32:20 2015 No.13339830 >>13339757 That sounds incredibly messy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:33:56 2015 No.13339834 File: 68 KB, 212x245, seven vaganias.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339813

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:34:49 2015 No.13339836 >>13339830 Also fun as hell, particularly if she's a crybaby. Best kind of sexual bullying there is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:35:16 2015 No.13339838 >>13339754 >Pooka And with that, my mind drifts to a particular banshee...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:37:18 2015 No.13339845 >>13339813 Tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:39:28 2015 No.13339852 >>13339813 Ara ara and tender loving femdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:41:30 2015 No.13339859 >>13339852 The best kind of femdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:47:27 2015 No.13339866 Why didn't anyone tell me about Re:Monster sooner so I could experience QT Goblin girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:48:21 2015 No.13339868 >>13339866 We've talked about it like two times in all the time I've been in these threads, anon. Pay attention!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:54:37 2015 No.13339885 Oh hey, we're still here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:55:49 2015 No.13339889 File: 55 KB, 600x719, 1408625049408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339885 You can leave if you want...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:57:02 2015 No.13339892 >>13339889 Why would I want to leave? I just got here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:58:13 2015 No.13339898 >>13339892 Because they were trying to grab yer prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:59:09 2015 No.13339899 >>13339889 >that short snake tail Lamiants, when will they learn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 11:59:48 2015 No.13339901 >>13339898 ...Big guy? >>13339899 Lamialets?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:01:10 2015 No.13339905 >>13339898 Jane?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:04:54 2015 No.13339920 File: 149 KB, 363x398, GoblinHugs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339866 >>13339868 What is this thing you speak of? I like QT goblin girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:05:57 2015 No.13339922 File: 47 KB, 186x146, 1397803240315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339901 >>13339905 Aye

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:07:01 2015 No.13339926 >>13339922 >triple dub dubs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:07:31 2015 No.13339928 File: 328 KB, 578x855, 1401947734719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13339922 When MGC is in ashes... then you have my permission to cum

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:09:17 2015 No.13339935

>>13339920
It's a manga about a dude who dies and is resurrected in a Fantasy World inb4 it was him living a new life in his head as he died as a Goblin, and he and another Goblin go around hunting shit, eating monsters and using their bodies to fighting bigger monsters
Eventually a Goblin girl fangirls over them and she becomes the Archer of the team.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:10:40 2015 No.13339944 >>13339935 You forgot to mention how the "eating monsters" bit is the MC's superpower.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:20:40 2015 No.13339984
File: 139 KB, 395x143, Order&DemonLordInsignias.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want to get into a shirtless fistfight on a helicopter pad with a monstergirl from a rival gang, while we both have tattoos are on our backs representative of our respective gangs.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:21:30 2015 No.13339986

>>13339935
And he fucks his harem and he keeps elves as sex slaves for his goblins to fuck, and turns all the male elves into alps. And he fights a bear, an eats it, and levels up into like a high-ogre or something. The fuck man, Re:Monster isn't the best but why are you downplaying it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:24:18 2015 No.13340005 I want to kiss a grapesnake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:24:56 2015 No.13340009 >>13340005 On the navel?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:26:09 2015 No.13340014 >>13339740 >>13339686 http://pastebin.com/d5QvEQRx Since you faggots missed it the first time around. Bullybullybullybullybully the troll

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:27:14 2015 No.13340021 >>13340009 Everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:27:54 2015 No.13340024 >>13339986 >and turns all the male elves into alps really? Like physically female? Maybe I might give the LN another shot after all

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:28:42 2015 No.13340027 >>13340009 The Bible says that "Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:30:43 2015 No.13340038 >>13340024 If he just dicks his female harem you don't care, but if he dicks what used to be men then you're all over it? I worry about you, /mgt/...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:31:10 2015 No.13340040 >>13339986 >he keeps elves as sex slaves for his goblins to fuck, and turns all the male elves into alps You have my dick's attention, elaborate and tell me where I can read these parts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:31:33 2015 No.13340042 >>13340014 Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:32:38 2015 No.13340051 >>13340038 I have a gender bender fetish, but I mostly keep that to myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:33:07 2015 No.13340054 >>13340027 What does grapesnake wine taste like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:33:14 2015 No.13340056 >>13339986 >and turns all the male elves into alps Gaaay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:34:02 2015 No.13340060 >>13340056 1. It's not gay if it's an Elf 2. It's not gay if it's an Alp 3. It's not gay if it's an Elp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:35:44 2015 No.13340067 >>13340060 >1. It's not gay if it's an Elf Come the fuck on faggot, it was only a matter of time until some autist spouted this maymay.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:36:12 2015 No.13340072

>>13340024
>>13340040
>>13340056

No not literally, just gets his goblins to fuck them so hard they stop resisting and turn into elven fucboi. They actually stop resisting so hard they give up their elven pride to such an extent that they can return to their warrior duties on top of being cumslaves. Like... How do you mind break some one so bad oyu can still put a weapon in their hands and they'd rather fight for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:37:03 2015 No.13340077 >>13340072 >How Flaying their dicks. Worked in Game of Thrones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:38:36 2015 No.13340086 >>13340072 >No not literally God dammit, just when I thought I had found a really good bad ending to fap too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:38:46 2015 No.13340087 >>13340072 >No not literally How unfortunate

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:38:52 2015 No.13340088 >>13340072 >No not literally, Then it's not alping you asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:39:20 2015 No.13340094 >>13340086 >bad ending But it's an on-going series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:39:42 2015 No.13340097 >>13340077 Naw their dicks remained tho. What good is a fucboi is he can't please his mistresses? >>13340088 >implying alp isn't synonymous with gay in these threads I posit you are the defecation dispenser.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:40:52 2015 No.13340105

>>13340094
Bad Ending for the once proud male elves who suddenly get turned into female slaves who are used for nothing but stress relief.

That's some grade A suffering right there. All that humilation that will never heal, that's the shit that gets me rock hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:41:12 2015 No.13340107 >>13340097 >their dicks remained tho You asked me how to do that, and that's how it happened in GoT. Didn't say it happened in the manga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:41:16 2015 No.13340108 >>13340097 Please leave and stay gone

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:41:43 2015 No.13340112 >>13340097 Alps don't have dicks

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:42:11 2015 No.13340116 >>13340107 Fair enough >>13340108 Why don't you make like a tree, and go away?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:42:40 2015 No.13340120 >>13340067 >faggot >autist spouted this maymay I threw up a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:46:06 2015 No.13340133 >>13340067 What the fuck are you on?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:46:12 2015 No.13340134 >>13340120 Are you upset?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:47:39 2015 No.13340140 >>13340134 Dunno, >>13340067 is the one who sounds pretty mad.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:49:14 2015 No.13340146

I know we're antsy to see this thread fucked off so we can hop into the next one, but lets not resort to straight up shitposting, okay?
Let's just have a nice discussion about out amazon mistresses, why they love us, and why the only way we'll ever be fulfilled in life is by tending to the house like a good husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:50:09 2015 No.13340150 >>13340146 Because we make good snu-snu but only so-so food?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:50:15 2015 No.13340151 >>13340146 Forced topic discussions are pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:50:59 2015 No.13340156 File: 335 KB, 532x647, like a princess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13340146 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:52:26 2015 No.13340162 >>13340146 How would an Amazon react to her husband in a naked apron.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:52:52 2015 No.13340166

>>13340150
Nigga you take that back. I baked an amazing cake today. I tried to make some kind of sweet bread as an experiment since I'll I've done so far is like herb loaf and shit, but it came out too soft an spongey. Delicious as fuck but more cake than bread,

>>13340156
Needs more collar. 8/10

>>13340162
With her vagina.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:53:37 2015 No.13340172

>>13340146
Shitposting has always been a part of these threads.

Were it not for the OP we'd be blaming it on the weekend or the fact that it's about to die or that the image limit's about to be reached or "summer's here early!" or some other bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:56:34 2015 No.13340185 >>13340146 Whatever you say, beta-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:56:57 2015 No.13340188 >>13340166 >With her vagina. But the dinner might burn!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:58:44 2015 No.13340195 >Re:Monster The MC is really, really badass in this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:00:05 2015 No.13340199 File: 373 KB, 620x443, Always remember to turn off your swag before bed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13340195 Forgot image.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:00:55 2015 No.13340204

>>13340188
>Not having it already cooked and being kept hot in the overn for after the back and you
5/10 husband.

>>13340185
>implying it's beta to submit to an alpha female
>implying it's beta to bow to her whim and look after her domestic needs
>implying it's beta to clean her, cook for her, and do it in whatever position she wants to do you in
>implying it's beta to fall asleep in her embrace as the little spoon, comfortable in the knowledge she'll only ever love you and only you
>implying it's beta to see her off at the door as she wins the bread for the day
pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:01:20 2015 No.13340206 >>13340146 STANDING HERE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:02:46 2015 No.13340217 >>13340204 Yeah, if the bitch is an alpha, then you, as her mate, are also an alpha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:03:53 2015 No.13340221 >>13340217 Yep, that's totally how that works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:03:53 2015 No.13340222 >>13340204 >5/10 husband. I am ashamed, I will never get married to my loving dom Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:05:32 2015 No.13340228 >>13340204 Does your mistress...I mean "wife" know you're shitposting on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:05:51 2015 No.13340229 >>13340146 Replace amazon with dragon and you have a deal. Actually there are many monsters that could be doms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:06:02 2015 No.13340230 >>13340199 Kichi is best goblin bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:06:27 2015 No.13340235 File: 1.31 MB, 1200x1200, 12347049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I claim the last image in the name of Akanames.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:07:43 2015 No.13340244 >>13340199 Dass a supercute orc girl on the left. The perfect amouth of tomboy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:08:16 2015 No.13340248 >>13340244 Not an orc.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:08:28 2015 No.13340249

Rule 1: Take it easy.
Rule 2: Don't respond to trolls.
Rule 3: Don't use smilies/emoticons - Smilies aren't accepted in /jp/, please refrain from using them. Exceptions: ;_; (Life-like texture ;_;), 2ch smilies and ransmirk.jpg
Rule 4: Keep your memes in your board - We aren't meme fans, try to keep your memes in /b/.
Rule 5: Irony is art. Sarcasm and irony are funny, however "LOL I DONT LIKE THIS SO I HAVE TO ACT LIKE A RETARD XD" isn't accepted.
Rule 6: Be tolerant. Excessive swearing and "rage" isn't cool.
Rule 7: Avoid trolling. Please know when to stop.
Rule 8: GETs - GETs and dubs are dumb and boring, nobody cares about a stupid number.
Rule ?: Requests - If you want to download "X," check /rs/ first.
Rule 10: Reports. Don't make single-word posts saying "reported," it only leads to dumb meta-arguments about what "/jp/ really is about."
Rule 11: Images - Refrain from posting lewd or NSFW images. Ecchi is fine. If you do post a NSFW image, at least spoiler it and warn about the content.
Rule 12: Don't be a "normalfag" - Most of the users here are loser weeaboo "NEET"s. Normals are not welcome here.
Rule 13: Sage - In general, sage doesn't have a negative connotation in /jp/. It doesn't mean "I HATE YOUR POST," it's just a command that lets you post without bumping.
Rule 14: Grammar and spelling - Type coherently.
Rule 15: Tripcodes - Don't use one without a good reason.
Rule 16: Don't post an ambiguous doujin/picture without the source. Otherwise you'll start a "sauce request" shitstorm.
Rule 17: Don't roleplay - Roleplaying is retarded, if you want to roleplay, go somewhere else

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:08:33 2015 No.13340250

>>13340228
I'm not shitposting though.

>>13340222
Just remember to be considerate anon! Your Wife is tired, stressed and hungry. It's your job to be her pillar for when she gets home and allows herself to show weakness. You have to hold her up!

>>13340229
How about an amazonian Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:08:44 2015 No.13340251 >>13340235 Surprise ceiling blowjobs woo woo!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:09:49 2015 No.13340263 >>13340250 >You have to hold her up! Well I'll try. Hopefully I can pull off the cute clumsy husband act and she will like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:11:46 2015 No.13340273 >>13340235 If I saw that, I'd pinch her nose

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:14:26 2015 No.13340283 File: 244 KB, 800x800, 1414087964320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Claiming last image for invalid options.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:14:49 2015 No.13340286 >>13340199 I wish there was a manga about this guy's life beforehand. That one picture of him standing on a mountain of corpses, disembodied arm in hand was badass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:15:30 2015 No.13340289 >>13340249 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:15:42 2015 No.13340292 >>13340286 I'm sure we'll learn more about him eventually. And find out he was a right bastard, and is on his way to becoming an evil overlord.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:15:59 2015 No.13340293 >>13340235 Last image is 301, not 300.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:16:47 2015 No.13340299 >>13340293 Some cheater deleted their image and posted >>13340283

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:16:57 2015 No.13340300 >>13340283 I want to pet the fuck out of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:17:24 2015 No.13340302 >>13340249 These threads would be much more bearable if people followed these half these "rules".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:17:25 2015 No.13340304 >>13340299 Ohohoho! Now you know the true pain of being a tiger lover!

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:17:32 2015 No.13340305

>>13340146
>>13340156
>>13340229
I do believe in traditional Gender Roles, with the Husband cleaning house and making food while his strong Monster Waifu works, but my waifu isn't an Amazon.

But I can appreciate their tastes, and would love to invite an Amazon House Husband over so we could have some tea, talk about our wives and the funny stuff they do, and just take it easy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:18:40 2015 No.13340308 >>13340305 >husbands sipping tea and gossiping

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:18:49 2015 No.13340309 >>13340249 I hope you're not expecting a cookie or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:19:34 2015 No.13340313 >>13340309 This is old as fuck though. http://web.archive.org/web/20130904012441/http://cerealexperiments.com/jprules.php

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:20:03 2015 No.13340319 >>13340305 I respect your opinion. You do however disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:21:40 2015 No.13340326 >>13340292 >Dark Lord Rou I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:22:26 2015 No.13340332 >>13340308 What would their waifus think? >>13340319 >He doesn't like tea and gossiping

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:22:45 2015 No.13340334 Ooga booga where the blue women at?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:23:09 2015 No.13340339 >>13340332 >waifus >"There the cocks go, clucking away again about silly things!"

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:23:47 2015 No.13340342

>>13340313
>Trolling is fun, but it's too easy to generate stupid, annoying drama too easily, especially when you overdo it. Try to avoid trolling unless you can make it funny. More importantly, don't keep pressing when everyone is already annoyed of your shit, it's not clever at all. Please know when to stop.
Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:24:42 2015 No.13340348 >>13340332 >implying

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:25:31 2015 No.13340354

>>13340313
>>13340342
>Don't respond to trolls - If some guy posted something really stupid and provocative that made you angry and you want to kill him, don't respond to him. Don't even bother to tell him off while using sage; it's most likely a troll that just wants some replies. In /jp/, troll threads tend to be really easy to spot, so there's really no excuse for this. If too many people get baited, it will end up in a stupid 200 post long drama thread nobody wants to see in the first page.
I'm in love with this.

>>13340334
Blue onis are the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:25:48 2015 No.13340356 >>13340339 >cocks Hurr hurr hurr.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:26:32 2015 No.13340358 >>13340308 >tea Spiked with hard liquor right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:26:40 2015 No.13340359 >>13340356 Well you know, it's the masculine form of hen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:27:22 2015 No.13340363 >>13340339 I wouldn't be in love with someone who saw me as just a cock. I'd probably just be mind-broken and empty from shattered dreams.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:27:25 2015 No.13340364 >>13340358 No, just nice regular tea. The Southern House Husbands may make it really Sweet though. I know I would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:28:27 2015 No.13340373 >>13340363 >I'd probably just be mind-broken and empty from shattered dreams. Or, as the subs call it, "in love".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:28:46 2015 No.13340377 >>13340363 Anon, I refer you to>>13340359 You know, if it was women gossiping it'd be >There the hen go, clucking away again about silly things!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:29:46 2015 No.13340382 >>13340373 As a sub I take offense to that. You're a dang fool, boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:29:48 2015 No.13340383 >>13340364 I'm just thinking the scenario needs a stereotypically masculine overtone to make it a little more relate-able and humorous.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:31:43 2015 No.13340390

>>13340383
I don't think you understand how the Role Reversal works.

Besides, typically the working woman of the house would be the one who'd need a nice cold beer after a long hard day at work. My waifu would probably also want a nice back and claw massage, as her tail started sliding to my crotch, and I really help her relieve her stress.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:32:47 2015 No.13340393 >>13340373 >as the subs call it. Do their preferences upset you that much? Hell, I'm the sort that'd love to use a P'Orc or Werebat loli as a personal onahole

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:32:50 2015 No.13340395 >>13340390 Sorry but I still have some of my pride left.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:33:39 2015 No.13340400 >>13340390 Haha that's gross dude.

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