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Monstergirl thread Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:31:58 2015 No.13381597 [Reply] [Original]

Snakes

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:32:33 2015 No.13381602 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:32:40 2015 No.13381603 FIRST FOR PHARAOH. A BEST.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:33:08 2015 No.13381606 File: 337 KB, 700x442, dxd700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:33:20 2015 No.13381607 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:33:23 2015 No.13381608 delete this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:33:30 2015 No.13381609 File: 317 KB, 675x600, 1428720987029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hug you're waifu and give her lots of love

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:33:35 2015 No.13381610 >>13381597 Looks like both posters got the OP right this time, so that's a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:34:39 2015 No.13381616 >memer from previous thread who can only spout "fuck off" gets banned thank you janny

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:34:44 2015 No.13381617 >>13381608 We can't delete OPs anymore or i would since that one was first

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:35:06 2015 No.13381619 Congratulations guys on having a discussion on controversial matters in a civil way. I'm proud.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:35:39 2015 No.13381622 File: 519 KB, 700x1062, 1233633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for fluffy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:36:03 2015 No.13381626 >>13381603 Anubis is better. >>13381606 Left is better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:36:47 2015 No.13381633 >>13381626 Anubis a SECOND best. But you have yours, I have mine. Let's protect the desert kingdom together anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:37:21 2015 No.13381636 >>13381626 Not wanting to be wrapped in your ryu waifu's loving embrace and having sweaty passionate sex in the cowgirl position

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:37:35 2015 No.13381638 >get banned for advocating feminism fuck this and fuck all of you, this is bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:37:39 2015 No.13381639 The other thread was made first, we should post in that one for now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:38:34 2015 No.13381643 >>13381639 i think this thread won the threadb owl, might as well stay here

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:39:02 2015 No.13381644 >>13381638 >Evading your ban. >Telling everyone you're evading your ban.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:39:09 2015 No.13381646 File: 1.62 MB, 2400x1145, kyara_akaro_by_banyex-d822dib.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shirohebi are the best Lamias

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:39:51 2015 No.13381647 >>13381644 Don't worry. I reported her for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:39:52 2015 No.13381648 >>13381646 Good taste, you are my nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:40:10 2015 No.13381649 >>13381638 Ok man, now you can go back to tumblr

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:40:12 2015 No.13381650

>>13381633
Apophis won by such a scant margin, that when compared to the vast lead over all others, it might as well be a tie. But Apophis is 2nd best desert even in my mind, so if anyone had to edge Anubis out of a victory, I'm glad it was her.
Still surprised Pharaoh nabbed 3rd.

>>13381636
This is different from a lamia, how?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:40:12 2015 No.13381651 >>13381644 Judging from his behavior in the previous thread he isn't very intelligent. It reminds me of that one shitposter who kept typing in all lowercase with no punctuation and tried pulling the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:40:39 2015 No.13381654 >>13381643 Stuff it, snake hugger

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:40:42 2015 No.13381655 >>13381638 Fuck off. Anita alone is more than enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:40:46 2015 No.13381656 >>13381646 >That tattoo >tfw your kind, loving lamia girlfriend is the daughter of a Yakuza gang I can kinda go for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:40:47 2015 No.13381657 >>13381650 I was one of two people who voted for Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:41:35 2015 No.13381658 I'm gonna stick with this thread. Scales are superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:41:42 2015 No.13381660 Get in here you Americans of African ancestry. >>13381596 >>13381596 >>13381596

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:41:51 2015 No.13381661 File: 250 KB, 650x488, 1425943790749.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381654 I hug Yetis first, then snakes

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:41:59 2015 No.13381662 [DELETED]

>>13381644
it's stupid because it's loads of bullshit, i get banned for believing women are equal and meanwhile all you fucking shitheads get to cry about "OMG OMG I HATE WOMEN 3DPD IS DISGUSTING AMIRITE FUCK GIRLS FEMINAZIS STEALING MY GAMES" no fuck this and fuck all of you i hope all of you sexist shitheads rot in hell

and you know im ribght thats the thing you know im right and you know your all /pol/sters who are full of shit and yet look at this look at this I WANNT THE MODS TO LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT this is the kind of culture these theads perpetuate and the mods actively endorse and fuck it all im sick of all this bullshit and im sick of people like all of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:42:05 2015 No.13381664 >>13381657 That was the Strawpoll, right? Somehow in the Blog Poll, Pharaoh managed to get over 50 votes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:42:46 2015 No.13381666 >>13381660 >>13381654 Give it up, this thread won.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:43:46 2015 No.13381668 >>13381662 Oh look, it's still openly talking about avoiding a ban.

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:44:22 2015 No.13381672 [DELETED]

>>13381662
>i get banned for believing women are equal
No, you get banned for starting a discussion unrelated to otaku culture.

>"OMG OMG I HATE WOMEN 3DPD IS DISGUSTING AMIRITE FUCK GIRLS FEMINAZIS STEALING MY GAMES"
And we are the people who use strawmen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:44:34 2015 No.13381675 File: 156 KB, 484x536, 8c11b55e4928ca94a9279b00af188d52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381662 Man, I just want to hug Wurm girls. Is that really so wrong? Tell it's wrong. I want to feel what it's like to experience forbidden love.

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:45:32 2015 No.13381677

Welp, this thread won.

So I'mma just repost this.
>>13381628
[/spoiler]Does it involve her leaving a guy in a public square to be used as a cumpump all day long for numerous passer-by MGs, then at the end of the day, she comes and sucks his filthy cock before riding him and taking his last load deep inside herself, before freeing him to go home and cuddle while caked in sweat and sex?[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:45:32 2015 No.13381678 >Jannies deleted other thread and banned the SJW faggot BASED JANNIES ARE BASED

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:45:44 2015 No.13381679 [DELETED]

Hello, this is the Make a Wish Foundation, here to explain what is going on in this thread. You see, >>13381662 was only 9 years old and suffering from terminal cancer. When we approached >>13381662 offering to grant a wish, >>13381662 wished only to become a quality poster. Thanks to the generous contributions from John Cena, we were able to pay the necessary fees to allow >>13381662 access to this web site. >>13381662 proceeded to make this post that we are reading now. Unfortunately, >>13381662 has since passed away. I ask that we all remember >>13381662 for this truly quality post, and accept >>13381662 as a quality poster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:46:28 2015 No.13381681 >>13381675 Yes, you slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:46:32 2015 No.13381682 >>13381677 AND I HAVE FAILED AT SPOILER. pls kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:46:36 2015 No.13381683 >Janitor deleted the extra thread >Also been moderating the threads again Fuck yes. It's good to have some moderation again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:46:50 2015 No.13381684 >>13381678 Remember anon, Janet loves all of us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:46:59 2015 No.13381685 >>13381675 Sorry, anon, but it's never wrong to want to hug Wurms. It might be dangerous if they hug you back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:47:02 2015 No.13381686 >>13381678 Janitors are back in business and business is good. Thank you, benevolent overlords.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:47:05 2015 No.13381687 Mods you need to re-enable OP deleting. It's less work for you and leads to less situations like the Matango thread. Just saying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:47:13 2015 No.13381688 File: 527 KB, 1920x1080, It's supposed to be a loli Kamilla, but I'm not complaining.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This thread won Well how about that. So anyway, Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:48:03 2015 No.13381690 >>13381688 Are amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:48:06 2015 No.13381691 File: 327 KB, 412x976, unfortunate lamia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381686 Uhhhhhh why are so many posts getting deleted? I even got fucking warned for joking about the guy who got banned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:48:15 2015 No.13381692 >>13381684 Yeah, but he's going through and deleting anything that mentions the incident. It's kind of annoying, but eh, better than dealing with shitstorms for the first few hundred posts if this becomes a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:49:24 2015 No.13381695 >>13381677 Not really into public use. It was more along the lines of how flies can taste with their hands. >You didn't wash your hands anon >Handholding grip intensifies

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:49:35 2015 No.13381696

>>13381691
Maybe it's new staff?
Who knows, this is rather sudden and without warning, so it could just be someone new coming in and trying to moderate this thread.
It doesn't seem like the usual MO for the staff on this board anyways, since they usually just leave us alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:49:54 2015 No.13381697 >>13381687 Actually, it might cause more trouble in that shitposters can repeatedly make new threads and delete them without trouble, en masse. Remmber, people raid here sometimes, even on a whim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:49:55 2015 No.13381698 File: 176 KB, 700x742, 1429018956291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Antone got the MG version of this yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:50:31 2015 No.13381700 >>13381696 They've made it clear not to be discussing the moderation. Just leave it alone and be thankful for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:50:35 2015 No.13381701 >>13381691 It's because the girtablilu snipers are upset tha

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:52:08 2015 No.13381703
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>>13381692
>It's kind of annoying
More like very annoying. It's not like the troll had succeeded in any way.

>>13381696
New janitor, maybe. It takes ages for a janitor to be "promoted" to mod.

>>13381697
Eh, make it so you can only delete if it has less than ~10 posts.

>>13381700
>Just leave it alone and be thankful for it.
Seriously now?

>>13381688
>>13381606
Dragons are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:52:21 2015 No.13381704 >>13381696 >since they usually just leave us alone Don't you know about Janet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:52:55 2015 No.13381705 File: 251 KB, 891x1200, 1422377713702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sure like Kejourou!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:53:27 2015 No.13381708 File: 951 KB, 700x935, Let's talk about snake church.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381597 DID SOMEONE SAY SNAKES

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:53:38 2015 No.13381709 >>13381703 Post more dragons then. Would you prefer to be abducted and princess carried or a mighty warrior who takes a dragon as his bride?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:53:57 2015 No.13381710 File: 388 KB, 1080x1920, Oni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Done. Color someday.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:54:20 2015 No.13381711 File: 902 KB, 640x480, CG0631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381703 They truly are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:54:26 2015 No.13381713 >>13381705 I want to see a Kejourou with a ponytail. Ponytails are damn delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:54:33 2015 No.13381714 >>13381705 Kejourous are pretty good. I would love to have a hair job once in my life.

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:54:54 2015 No.13381715 [DELETED]

>>13381691
I hope this doesn't become like that Janitor who kept trying to delete any comments that bashed Jews and babysat the thread for a few days.
Eventually he went away, but that was annoying while it was around, and often entertaining to see half a thread's worth of one sided arguing.
>>13381700
/jp/ poster pls
>>13381701
>This post gets deleted
For what fucking purpose?
>>13381703
Hopefully he goes away if he's going to act like this, it's more annoying than it's worth, and I feel like they're trying to treat this board like a normal /jp/ board.
>inb4 my post gets deleted because the new jannie is going full autist with his deletion power.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:55:21 2015 No.13381716 >>13381710 God bless the abs, the titties and the sex hair. Amen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:55:34 2015 No.13381718 >>13381710 Mouth watering.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:55:36 2015 No.13381719 >>13381695 Eh, was just going off of the Beelzebub's cuckqueen rep. Public use was just the most easily established situation I could think of. >Actually lewd handholding I like your idea better though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:55:42 2015 No.13381720 >>13381710 Based, Loen. Truly based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:55:46 2015 No.13381721 >>13381710 I was worried about those abs but they turned out amazing. Thanks, Loen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:55:57 2015 No.13381722 >>13381710 Would you be willing to draw a Troll at some point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:56:01 2015 No.13381723 >>13381710 Neat. By the way, can you draw something for me again? Pretty please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:56:18 2015 No.13381724 >>13381705 Not sure about the spesies in general, but I love her. I think I have a fetish for traditional style Japanese cloths.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:56:44 2015 No.13381725 >>13381709 I'd rather be the former. Yet I'm writing the latter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:56:54 2015 No.13381726 File: 550 KB, 1330x1216, Yeti anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381609 Reminder that the most sensitive part of a Yeti is her heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:57:09 2015 No.13381727 >>13381704 No, though I've heard the name get tossed around before. And hey, I was right, I got warned for posting >>13381715.

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:57:32 2015 No.13381728

So many broken references. This is getting fucking annoying.

>>13381709
The latter. Dragon girls seem to love them big guys.

>takes a dragon as his bride
After dating, right???

>>13381710
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

>>13381715
>like a normal /jp/ thread*
Nah, this isn't even normal on the rest of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:57:44 2015 No.13381729 >>13381710 Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:58:22 2015 No.13381732 >>13381705 Me too, I blame Murchez for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:58:29 2015 No.13381733 >>13381726 >fluff tunnel >not fun time fertility funnel u 'avin a giggle m8?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:58:58 2015 No.13381734 >>13381722 Im sorry, I dont like Trolls. >>13381723 Depends, I have a few things that would like to do for myself but, what do you have in mind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:59:02 2015 No.13381735 >>13381728 Then maybe they're just focusing on us because they don't like these threads? This is an abnormal amount of moderation no matter how much you look at it, and it's especially strange that it's happening at night and not in the morning.

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:59:37 2015 No.13381736
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>>13381628
>What sort of abomination is she?

It's a cutie patootie I found while searching for ゴキブリ on Pixiv. I think this roach girl is the artist's waifu considering how many drawings he made of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:00:01 2015 No.13381738 >>13381734 >I dont like Trolls. This kills the anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:00:11 2015 No.13381739 Overmoderation always leads to disaster. >>13381735 >Then maybe they're just focusing on us because they don't like these threads? Hahahah, that's a good fucking guess. >>13381722 >>13381723 Do not abuse The Loen.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Apr 26 00:00:33 2015 No.13381740 >>13381607 What about force-fed? http://puu sh/hr1hf/ed4e817b82.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:01:19 2015 No.13381742 >>13381734 Not him but I know I'd like to see an Anubis dressed like a grease monkey mechanic. Half-worn, dirty coveralls and such. Though I already said that last thread and was justly ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:01:34 2015 No.13381744 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, Nagi from R9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381734 I'd like Nagi from Rance 9, preferably small and cute, hugging a teddy bear to the point of tearing it apart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:01:39 2015 No.13381745 >>13381739 Right. Good advice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:01:47 2015 No.13381746 File: 611 KB, 2000x2400, 1430020907211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Super sized threadly dose

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:01:51 2015 No.13381747 File: 1.04 MB, 1061x1500, 49362210_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:02:17 2015 No.13381750 >>13381746 I'm overdosing Doc

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:02:19 2015 No.13381751 >>13381740 >http://puu sh/hr1hf/ed4e817b82.jpg I have no idea how to link that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:02:37 2015 No.13381752 >>13381739 I agree, this is overmoderation. Hopefully the new jannie calms down and pays attention to other threads after a bit, because I really don't want to have to deal with this every single thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:02:55 2015 No.13381753 >>13381751 Put a dot in the space between puu and sh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:03:00 2015 No.13381754 File: 447 KB, 1500x989, 1430020980279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eros is love, Eros is life. إيروس أكبر

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:03:02 2015 No.13381755 [DELETED]

um hi, not the poster earlier, but what was so banworthy about their posts? was it because they were an "SJW"? are opinions about feminism that are positive not allowed? I really don't think that's fair, especially when we have actual misogynists and racists in this thread who are allowed to spew their hatred and shit and they don't have to fuck off, I don't think its fair

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:03:23 2015 No.13381756 >>13381751 Seriously anon. Put a dot.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:03:52 2015 No.13381757

>>13381751
>http://puu sh/hr1hf/ed4e817b82.jpg
There's a dot between puu and sh

>>13381752
>>13381739
You guys act like anything of value was deleted. This is exactly how Janet used to delete shitstorms and stuff when we first moved here. There's nothing to whine about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:04:04 2015 No.13381758 >>13381755 You're not even trying. Though it'll still probably get people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:04:24 2015 No.13381759 >>13381755 >not the poster earlier Heh

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:04:36 2015 No.13381760 >>13381754 So does she get 72 virgin shotas in the after life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:04:44 2015 No.13381761 >>13381755 Fucking ban dodging piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:05:00 2015 No.13381762 >>13381758 just stop responding to them

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:05:41 2015 No.13381764 >>13381757 Even if nothing of "Value" was deleted, this is still annoying as shit. If this is really what it was like back when the old janitor was here then I think these threads might be better off without heavy moderation.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:06:01 2015 No.13381765

>>13381746
>2000x2400
Go 5000x5000 or go home.

>>13381745
Nah, relax, I wasn't being (completely) serious. If Loen says it's ok to request him stuff, then so be it.

>>13381751
Add the missing dot.

>>13381757
>You guys act like anything of value was deleted.
So? It's still unnecessary and exaggerated moderation. Unless it's flat out trolling (like our so-called SJW friend), or porn, etc., it shouldn't be deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:06:19 2015 No.13381766 File: 99 KB, 402x335, 1395601876190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381755 >um hi, not the poster earlier You gonna take off the Groucho glasses, or are they comfortable enough for you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:06:21 2015 No.13381767 >>13381761 >>13381759 >>13381758 not ban evading I'm a different person just wondering is all it doesnt seem fair to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:06:22 2015 No.13381768 >>13381755 It's banworthy because you're shit. Life isn't fair. Get over it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:09:09 2015 No.13381772 File: 189 KB, 1920x1080, 1409527775311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So tell me /mgt/, would you fuck a Lich as powerful as Nito?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:09:31 2015 No.13381773 >>13381772 >would you fuck a Lich No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:09:56 2015 No.13381777 File: 189 KB, 721x1024, 03_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dumping the latest chapter of T-Rex. If you want the DDL: http://www.mediafire.com/download/d5jeiysq7aiku19/[Raptor]_T-Rex_Na_Kanojo_03.zip

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:10:05 2015 No.13381778 >>13381772 He's not really a Lich, per say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:10:19 2015 No.13381779 >>13381772 Why bother with the rest of that text? I'd fuck Nito.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:10:25 2015 No.13381780
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxXOMwhl9_g
>You will never be The Wolfman to a pack of feral werewolves.
>You will never have to defend your right to feed first or be challenged for the position as alpha of the pack by a cocky teenager werewolf.
>You will never feed the members from your pack directly from your mouth, nor will they ever give you sloppy kisses as proof of submission to your leadership.

There isn't that much werewolf art. There needs to be more werewolf art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:10:48 2015 No.13381781 >>13381777 Are there any sites hosting this? I want to try reading it but don't want to download it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:10:49 2015 No.13381782 >>13381772 Power is so damn sexy. If he was a cute girl, then hell yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:10:53 2015 No.13381783 >>13381767 You seem highly invested in the opinions of others for someone who isn't ban evading.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:10:56 2015 No.13381784 File: 223 KB, 721x1024, 03_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381777

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:11:05 2015 No.13381785 >>13381765 >Go 5000x5000 or go home. 10000x10000 it is

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:11:25 2015 No.13381786 >>13381777 >>13381784 >Dumping in /jp/. Dump it in /a/ and give us a link. Don't clog the thread with image dumps.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:11:34 2015 No.13381787

>>13381764
After the burning shitstorms of most of last month with no moderator support, I'll take this over that any day. The monstergirl thread has always been considered a soft target for trolls and similar folks. When the janitor comes down hard, they usually go looking for easier pickings after awhile.

Sometimes that means opening up a thread with a chain of two hundred missing posts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:11:54 2015 No.13381788 >>13381780 >>You will never have to defend your right to feed first or be challenged for the position as alpha of the pack by a cocky teenager werewolf. Trial by fuck for dominance, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:11:57 2015 No.13381789 File: 178 KB, 721x1024, 03_3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381784 >>13381781 Batoto and the other readers have Ch 1 and 2 atm

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:12:17 2015 No.13381791 >>13381784 Dude, don't dump. The fuck is wrong with you? Post one page and a link to where we can read it, don't eat a big chunk of our images.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:12:27 2015 No.13381792 >>13381781 It's on batoto

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:12:30 2015 No.13381794 File: 15 KB, 281x479, 1380722065254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish the Yuki-onna had snow white skin instead of blue skin. Can someone make that happen? Please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:12:45 2015 No.13381797 >>13381789 DONT DUMP HERE

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:12:53 2015 No.13381798 >>13381789 >>13381784 >>13381777 Can you not dump this shit here? Drop it in /a/ and link us to the thread, this is just wasting images man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:13:04 2015 No.13381799 File: 185 KB, 721x1024, 03_4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381789 Calm down. It's 8 images.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:13:24 2015 No.13381800

>>13381785
photoshop.exe has stopped working

>>13381786
>After the burning shitstorms of most of last month with no moderator support, I'll take this over that any day.
Yeah, except nobody took this guy seriously. Like, at all. He only needed to get a mod to ban him and delete HIS posts. Everything else was fucking unneeded.

>>13381786
>>Dumping in /jp/.
Nobody on /jp/ cares about image dumps. The problem is, this is a 24/7 thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:13:43 2015 No.13381802 >Finally get new content >People are screeching to not have it in the thread Never change /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:13:48 2015 No.13381803 >>13381773 >not fucking a plush undead >not fucking emotions into her Faaaag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:14:05 2015 No.13381804 File: 204 KB, 721x1024, 03_5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381799

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:14:40 2015 No.13381807 >>13381799 >>13381804 Don't do it. If we want to read it we will follow your link.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:14:43 2015 No.13381808 >>13381780 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM >tfw no werewolf to do lewd stuff to me against my will

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:14:47 2015 No.13381809 >>13381772 I would gravelord her abyss. If you know what I mean...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:14:53 2015 No.13381810 >>13381799 >Calm down. It's 8 images. Way to stoke the fires even more. You could have made people happy, but you had to be an asshole about this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:15:23 2015 No.13381811 >>13381607 >>13381746 >>13381747 >>13381766 Speaking of some guy dumping a comic, might as well shit on these.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:15:25 2015 No.13381812

>>13381787
We didn't need the jannie to come in and try purging half the thread after he got rid of one shitposter, it was unnecessary and annoying.

>>13381800
And because it's a 24/7 thread, you should dump it somewhere else where it won't clog up the image limit for 24 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:15:45 2015 No.13381815 >>13381799 >>13381804 Despite what all the others are saying I appreciate you dumping this here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:16:09 2015 No.13381817 File: 181 KB, 721x1024, 03_6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381804

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:16:20 2015 No.13381818 What the hell, he's only taking 8 images out of 300 with new content related to the thread. Why are you all bitching so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:16:31 2015 No.13381819 >>13381812 No no, I agree with you. Just making a minor correction on saying dumping on /jp/ is frowned upon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:16:48 2015 No.13381822 >>13381818 Gotta save space for new content.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:16:57 2015 No.13381823 >>13381818 >Why are you all bitching so much You really don't know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:17:09 2015 No.13381824 File: 182 KB, 721x1024, 03_7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381817

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:17:22 2015 No.13381826 File: 375 KB, 1000x997, Touch the Penguin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Penguin monster girls be as useless as real Penguins?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:17:34 2015 No.13381828 >>13381804 >Thugdere girl >Dating(?) a guy who was secretly an even bigger thug and she thought he was weak. I'm pretty sure this very topic was discussed in these threads Are any of you from Japan? Do we have Doujin artists secretly in our ranks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:17:58 2015 No.13381829 >>13381817 >>13381824 You dun fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:18:23 2015 No.13381830 >>13381812 I don't mind it They're not just deleting half the thread, they're deleting the shitposting, and everyone arguing with the shitposterm to keep the threads clean from it there's nothing wrong with that

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:18:34 2015 No.13381831 >>13381799 Don't worry about it ELH. I'm anti-dumping but I know these are always super short so thanks for sharing here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:18:34 2015 No.13381832 >>13381817 >>13381824 >Double-posting an image Anon pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:18:42 2015 No.13381833 File: 195 KB, 721x1024, 03_8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381824 And done.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:19:24 2015 No.13381836 >>13381832 He's doing it on purpose just to be a faggot and use more images.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:19:29 2015 No.13381837

>>13381828
Yeah, it was a while back, with an Oni I think?

She picks up a guy at a bar, thinking she's "Saving" him since he's the weakest looking of a bunch of guys, not even realizing that he stares them down when they almost retaliate against her.

They date, get married, and she's none the wiser till years later when he gets called out for a gangwar or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:20:00 2015 No.13381839 >>13381830 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:20:01 2015 No.13381840 >>13381811 If it makes you feel better, I deleted mine... So...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:20:36 2015 No.13381841 File: 178 KB, 721x1024, 03_6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381817 Here's the ACTUAL page 6. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:20:50 2015 No.13381843 >>13381710 wouldimpregnate/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:20:58 2015 No.13381844 >>13381733 But her fluff tunnel is warm and fuzzy and gives you rug burn http://i.imgur.com/g65qCb3.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:21:40 2015 No.13381846 >>13381830 >they're deleting the shitposting What qualifies as shitposting? >and everyone arguing with the shitposter Not really. ANYTHING slightly related to it was deleted. It's bullshit. >>13381826 They better always wear tuxedos.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:21:55 2015 No.13381847

>>13381830
>Deleting only the shitposting
Which includes people thanking them for deleting and banning the troll, or people discussing the possibility of there being a new janitor or mod, and then people complaining they don't like the way the janitor is doing things while talking to one another, right?

It's not just shitposting, they were purging anything left and right that even so much as commented on them, or the person who got banned, which is unwarranted and unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:22:08 2015 No.13381848 >>13381833 Being nameless mook is suffering. Thanks for posting it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:23:46 2015 No.13381853 >>13381794 Blue skin looks colder than white, matches her personality

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:24:06 2015 No.13381856 >>13381847 Well they're letting us metapost now and haven't deleted anything in a while I'd say we just let the topic rest and see where it goes from here

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:24:37 2015 No.13381860 File: 451 KB, 788x1200, Kakuen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting spanked for being bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:24:40 2015 No.13381861 File: 471 KB, 1920x1080, anubismechanic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381742 Lets pretend shes a mechanic. Sort of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:25:31 2015 No.13381864 File: 299 KB, 700x1690, By the Emperor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381861 >That hand and arm. Oh, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:25:33 2015 No.13381865 >>13381856 Holy shit stop sucking so much cock, dude. >>13381861 It's a hobo!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:26:10 2015 No.13381867 >>13381861 Loen I love you! This is all I could've hoped for and more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:26:37 2015 No.13381868 >>13381865 >not wanting to lose my shit at the drop of a hat is sucking mod cock

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:27:03 2015 No.13381869 >>13381853 But snow is white, not blue. Besides I'm pretty sure the original myth describes them as snow white. I should know, I live in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:27:12 2015 No.13381870 >>13381868 Misusing the quoting feature is shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:27:22 2015 No.13381871 >>13381861 Anubis is actually getting more overused than manticore now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:27:30 2015 No.13381873 >>13381861 Loen when will you open commissions? I want you to draw my waifu please. Also take my virginity if possible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:27:31 2015 No.13381874 >>13381780 I hate these stupid fangs. I HATE THEM. I wish artist who draw people with that little fang poking out would get their damn hands smashed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:27:46 2015 No.13381875 >>13381861 W-What kind of robot is she working on Loen

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:27:59 2015 No.13381877 >>13381861 Based. You doing the other one later, or did you decide not to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:29:02 2015 No.13381881 >>13381871 Anubis is fine, they don't have tailpussies so they're automatically more tolerable

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:29:07 2015 No.13381882 >>13381875 >>13381864 >>13381871 Saw that one coming from a mile away, next it will be dragon, then the people obsessed with Vampires will get their turn. Yes, our turn...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:29:15 2015 No.13381883 >>13381861 >>13381873 I don't mean to spam but I have to ask that too. You made that one Miia daki for that one guy and I'd like one for myself, with a different monster girl though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:29:22 2015 No.13381884 File: 203 KB, 640x905, d503d5ac8c1aa3df0c8dc22fcb16a225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381794 Both white and blue are good

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:29:40 2015 No.13381885 >>13381860 I want a Wurm to bend me over her kne--erm tail and give me a spanking. What are my odds of survival?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:29:56 2015 No.13381888 >>13381869 >Canada I want to move to Canada where the Yuki-onnas keep winter around longer than normal. I'm afraid of Quebec, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:30:04 2015 No.13381889 >>13381870 >What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:30:14 2015 No.13381890 File: 61 KB, 654x700, 15437435768454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Around a Goblin, don't start hobblin'

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:30:18 2015 No.13381892 >>13381885 Depends. Are you inside, or outside?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:31:06 2015 No.13381895 >>13381875 >tfw it's a Bionicle

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:32:20 2015 No.13381897 >>13381860 >You will never spank a Kakuen during sex and feel her tighten up around you. >She'll never beg you to spank her and call her a bad girl while she rides you so hard you leave an imprint in the bed. It's a bad feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:32:20 2015 No.13381898 >>13381885 >'You've been very naughty, Anon. You need to be punished.' >'This hurts me more than it does you.' Your pelvis will be shattered. And not in a good way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:32:40 2015 No.13381900 >>13381861 IT'S A GUNDAM!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:32:44 2015 No.13381901 File: 65 KB, 310x588, Glacies_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381888 >Canadian Glacies I never knew I wanted this

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:32:55 2015 No.13381903 >>13381877 On it. I have no idea who this is, and shes kind of weird so its taking a while. >>13381883 Not for now, sorry. But I will make sure to let you guys know if that changes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:33:06 2015 No.13381904 >>13381860 I wanna spank the monkey.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:34:59 2015 No.13381907 >>13381903 Certainly awaiting that day. Also Mono.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:35:04 2015 No.13381908 >>13381903 Alright cool, you've already drawn several Holstaurs, most of which I think I actually requested, so a daki can wait.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:35:53 2015 No.13381909

>>13381903
>Who she is
She's a mage who wants her half sister dead, so she went so far as to attach monster parts to herself to boost the fuck out of her stats, even though it will slowly kill her and causes her to become uncontrollably horny. That wasn't enough, however, and the results of that are explained in the Shizuka route of Rance 9, because I sure as fuck am not spoiling what happens.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:38:37 2015 No.13381911

>>13377938
>Anon ignores the policewoman and returns the next day
>Eventually he stops going home, and stays there on that corner both day and night
>The Dark Priests nearby took pity on him and gave him blankets and food
>A monster girl rape gang took notice of him one day, and assaulted him claiming they would 'make him forget all about that grumpy alp'
>He sent them home crying by failing to get erect, even after they used a cocktail of manticore venom and ushi oni blood
>They swore off raping forever, claiming that the melancholic expression he had kept despite all of their best techniques would haunt them for the rest of their days
>One night he fell asleep on that corner and didn't wake back up
>He walks past the gates that were guarded by a nightmarish beast, and on a hellish parody of that street corner, he sees her standing there
>"Kept you waiting, huh?"
>"Fuck off."

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:40:59 2015 No.13381919

>I'll never be with a Lilim who has a thing for wool knit sweaters
>I'll never have strange conversations where we communicate solely through writing and doodling on a piece of paper on lazy days
>I'll never have fun posting with her to find the most depraved of sites to mock mercilessly
>And then watch as the sites burn to ash from sheer embarrassment
>or purge themselves thinking you and her are everywhere, ruining their 'fun'
>I'll never see one of the people of the sites we mocked try to confront us
>Thinking to see a fat slovenly pair of wretches
>Instead find a healthy, normally nice couple who run a bakery
>When they start to rage
>Give them a slice of cake
>And watch them spaghetti over our acts of kindness

Why do I have this fantasy of people who act terrible but secretly are quite pleasant? I'm not really into the "dere" archetypes so why do girls who can switch their "work" and "play" persona appeal so much to me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:42:15 2015 No.13381924 >>13381901 All MGs become nicer and slowly start to change their accent once they move to Canada, except the ones that aren't tolerant to the cold I want to drop an Anubis and Pharaoh in Canada with 2 feet of snow to see how long they last

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:43:27 2015 No.13381925 >>13381909 Those red things on her body are eyes, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:43:34 2015 No.13381926 >>13381833 Bwaka doesn't suspect a thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:43:58 2015 No.13381927 File: 153 KB, 611x700, 1342356734563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"So what are you in for?" >"For a Human to be sent to Monster Girl Prison, you must have pissed off someone important."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:44:56 2015 No.13381929 >>13381888 even the MG's would hate quebec

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:45:23 2015 No.13381930 >>13381927 I am known simply as, The Milk Man. That should give you enough information.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:45:26 2015 No.13381931 >>13381925 I've been wondering that myself. Most likely not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:46:19 2015 No.13381933 >>13381924 You'd be surprised how many brown agreements we have here. Then again when I live is fucking hell. It can get super fucking cold in the winter and super fucking hot in the summer. I'm talking hitting 40 and -40.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:46:26 2015 No.13381935 >>13381927 I illegally downloaded chinese cartoons and pirated steam mods. Just try and fuck with me bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:46:56 2015 No.13381936 >>13381927 I was framed! They say I'm a Serial Cuddler.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:48:06 2015 No.13381938
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>>13381780
>You will never attempt to give your pack some semblance of civilization, or at least some training.
>You will never have to teach them how to talk or at least understand some of what you say similar to how you teach a dog to perform tricks.
>You will never clean them up, bathe them and with some effort brush their teeth and teach them how to do so.
It would either end with Anon leading a rowdy outlaw gang of bikers werewolves who call themselves 'Road Bitches' or living in a cozy log cabin as a hunter alongside his entire pack.

>>13381788
>Right?
Yeah sure. But you still have to show off your teeth and growl loudly whenever you do it.

>>13381808
>There was this odd 'Werewolf Woman' song posted once in these threads.
>It dissapeared completely and now I'll never hear it again.
I HATE IT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:48:22 2015 No.13381939 >>13381895 Hey Bionicle is cool

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:48:33 2015 No.13381940 >>13381927 I tried to hold hands with the ushi-oni cop. Hopefully that explains the crutches.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:48:38 2015 No.13381941

>>13381927
I'm the Cleaner. I set things neat and tidy. The problem is the Kikimora's didn't really like my housekeeping ways. Said that my methods caused problems, many problems.

Some even go as far to say I only cleaned to cockblock maids from ever fulfilling their fantasies with their bosses. Whatever, I did what I believed was right, I don't have any regrets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:49:05 2015 No.13381942 >>13381927 They think the girls here are capable of "teaching me all about what a monster girl waifu has to offer me" and stop me from alping. Sounds like a crock of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:49:16 2015 No.13381943 >>13381939 No shit it was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:50:45 2015 No.13381948 >>13381927 I ran into a room full of Succubi and shouted "THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN SEX". After that they tossed me in here figuring by the time I leave I'll have a different opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:50:47 2015 No.13381949 File: 362 KB, 1920x1080, Nagi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381931 Lets say they are actually eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:51:31 2015 No.13381955 >>13381927 I bred a Cait Sith. >Inmates proceed to avoid the new human prisoner in disgust

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:51:48 2015 No.13381956 >>13381933 I wouldn't mind -40C or colder winters as long as I could visit the mofu mofu room with fluffy sheep and other warm MGs to cuddle with so I don't freeze

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:52:03 2015 No.13381957

>>13381938
>Raising up a group of Monsters from a near-feral tribe, into a proper civilization
You must learn the ways of Rou, for he is truly the Master of such things.

I mean, sure, he went ahead and turned a tribe of Goblins into a full-out Demon Kingdom, with him as its Supreme Lord, but nobody says you have to take it that far.

Cozy log cabin sounds nice to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:52:06 2015 No.13381958 >>13381949 Thanks you, it looks very nice.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:52:58 2015 No.13381960

>>13381927
Eh, nothing much. Little robbery here, little arson there, I think the thing that got me landed here of all places was the fact that I held the hand of an important politician's daughter, but hey she was of age, and she asked me to. I just got caught.
Gonna run away with her once I get out, swear it to god.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:53:09 2015 No.13381961 >>13381927 [Perception] You're going to try and rape me tonight, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:53:17 2015 No.13381962 >>13381927 My semen tastes terrible and a monster that found that out when she decided to rape me had me charged with assault. I think they're doing it to get me out of society and to punish you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:53:50 2015 No.13381963 >>13381948 They wouldn't throw you in prison for that. They would just not let you leave the room until you admit you were mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:54:16 2015 No.13381964 >>13381960 Oh yeah? What kinda gal is she, species-wise? Expectin' any visitations of a conjugal nature?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:55:02 2015 No.13381965 >>13381924 >>13381933 >not wanting a fluffy bundled Anubis building snowforts/pyramids/igloos I mean, they have to wear boots/gloves for the paws right? I guess it gives a whole new meaning to Hot Paws gloves

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:55:21 2015 No.13381966 >>13381956 I can take the cold, but I want a yuki-onna waifu for the fucking summers. I can't stand any temperature above 18c.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:56:02 2015 No.13381968 >>13381963 Succubus bureaucrats are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:56:42 2015 No.13381970 >>13381927 Snipping off a few manticore tails with hedge shears will do that. You look like better company, at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:57:39 2015 No.13381971 >>13381927 I said Lazarus was right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:58:25 2015 No.13381972 >>13381927 I REFUSED to assault the dark elf police woman.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:58:27 2015 No.13381973
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>>13381965
>>13381924
>Anubis in Canada
My entire life might as well be centered around this concept.

>I will never cuddle an Anubis by the fire, holding her tight with a blanket wrapped around us both to stave off the cold she just can't adjust to each winter
Not even my dreams can comfort me ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:58:45 2015 No.13381975 >>13381927 Nevermind that, how can I get protection from the pelvis-breakers in this joint? I hear a lot of former MG crimelords were locked away here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:59:00 2015 No.13381976 >>13381927 I killed some slavers and freed their elf slaves. I should have expected that the elves would charge me with murder because they actually liked being slaves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 00:59:39 2015 No.13381977 >>13381966 Dude, that's springtime weather. What do you do in the summer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:01:46 2015 No.13381981 >>13381977 Mostly sit with an air conditioner blowing directly on me going full blast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:02:05 2015 No.13381982 >>13381927 Snuck some wonderland cakes into a Sabbath party and spiked the men's alcohol with pureed raging mushroom. I also may have raped the leader.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:03:12 2015 No.13381986 >>13381973 replace Anubis with holst or ryu and that makes me pretty sad i wonder how glacies would be in summer

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:04:29 2015 No.13381990 >>13381986 Your house would be a fridge. I know I'd spend all summer cuddling with her.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:05:02 2015 No.13381991

>>13381964
Dragon. And she's a politician's daughter, so not really no.I care about her y'hear me? I really do. I've done some runs in human prison before, and I'm pretty sure shanks are just as good a deterrent for other prisoners doin' stupid shit here as they are there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:05:49 2015 No.13381992 >>13381927 I told a wurm that if she put a magic bag over her head and stood real still, she would become a real dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:05:57 2015 No.13381993 File: 177 KB, 694x500, 1404180300370.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381973 I hear the girls at the Monster Girl Canada College are a lot nicer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:06:18 2015 No.13381997 I want to put jelly on my face, walk into the middle of MGC, and shout WHO WANTS TO LICK MY CHEEKS?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:07:30 2015 No.13382001 >>13381997 It would be more effective if you came on your own face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:07:45 2015 No.13382004 Night everyone, Stay cool and don't burn down the thread. Cuddle the daughterus Cuddle all the daughterus

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:08:04 2015 No.13382005
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>>13381991
If you've been to a human prison before then you know you should probably find a group to join.

Maybe the Egyptian mafia girls will throw you a bone if you can prove to their Anubis boss that you're good with your hands.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:08:30 2015 No.13382007

>>13381957
How? How can feral monsters in naked paws embark on a campaign of world conquest?
>Anonymous replies that they will fight not as monsters, but as a unified army. They fight not for their husbands, but for the husbands of all monsters.
>And with those words, the name of Anonymous passed almost into obscurity. His name is replaced with a title: Great Khan. Ghengis Khan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:09:20 2015 No.13382009 >>13381991 >Dragon Ritzy. How nice for you, I'm sure you'll be real happy. Assuming she doesn't get with a decent guy, through some arranged marriage even, who ain't stuck in the slammer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:09:33 2015 No.13382010 >>13381927 I was the leader of a pro-human boy rights organization.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:09:39 2015 No.13382011 >>13382005 Or I could go hide in a corner somewhere and threaten to shank anyone who comes close. Maybe I'll even get sent to solitary. Hope it doesn't come to that. I've heard horror stories about Solitary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:10:05 2015 No.13382013 >>13381997 I want to put on a fake pair of cat ears, stand on a street corner of MGC, and claim to be a monsterboy to confuse the wurms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:10:20 2015 No.13382014 >>13382005 I want to give an Anubis all the relaxing paw massage she could ever need and more!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:10:21 2015 No.13382015 >>13381927 I've done some fucked up shit, like sneaking matango spores into the mayors food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:11:15 2015 No.13382017 >>13382009 You don't get it, she wants to get away from her mother's legacy, and away from her arranged marriage. We've got a plan, trust me on that. We'll find a new life together. She promised.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:11:19 2015 No.13382018 >>13382011 How is solitary a bad thing? As someone who actually enjoys solitude I can't see the downside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:11:47 2015 No.13382019 >>13381927 I pretended to be a monster girl on the Internet to get free stuff from desperate nerds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:12:20 2015 No.13382022 >>13381993 how did she get that helmet on? i know we have some canuck magic but thats pushing it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:12:20 2015 No.13382023 >>13381927 Oh, I'm not staying for long. My wurm wife is coming to get me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:13:02 2015 No.13382026 >>13382017 Eh, if she wants out of such a life so bad, who's to say she's willing to wait while you're in lock-up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:13:05 2015 No.13382027 >>13382013 This could have gone horribly wrong if you were caught by the wrong monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:13:17 2015 No.13382028 >>13382018 The lack of human interaction drives some people crazy. Well the lack of all stimulation really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:13:22 2015 No.13382029 >>13381993 >bear girl >"I'm so cold" >"The moose girl won't shut up about the Leafs" >"I can't feel my toes" >"I want some Tim Horton's coffee but my gas tank is dry as a fart"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:13:30 2015 No.13382030 >>13382022 Female moose don't have horns. Those are fake horns on the helmet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:13:40 2015 No.13382031 File: 467 KB, 898x1000, 1390373700456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382018 >>13382011 I hear the warden takes her 'liberties' with the prisoners in solitary. Those walls are sound-proof you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:14:13 2015 No.13382032 >>13382022 Female moose don't have antlers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:14:18 2015 No.13382033 >>13382030 This

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:14:35 2015 No.13382035

>>13382011
I've been in Solitary. It's a hell worse than everything I've ever known and ever shall know.

Rape, mindbreak? Reduced to a cuddleslut and shaking your hips for a chance to lick the warden's feet? No, you wish.

I was locked in a world of darkness. No smells, no sounds, no taste and the only thing I could feel was moisture, the rumbling of cars and concrete. I dreamed, hallucinated about everything. It was worse than being off drugs, it was like going cold turkey on life. Even my imagination of what I knew was slowly being eroded with nothing to stimulate my senses.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:15:45 2015 No.13382040

>>13382018
It's less the solitude and more the treatment. You ever read about what they do to you in Solitary? You get fed water and leftovers, showered with a hose, and there aren't sheets or blankets or anything. Just you, a dingy ass cell, and possibly whatever voices you start hearing. I don't know if it's true, but I wouldn't want to risk it.
>>13382026
She'll wait. She has to. I won't be here long. I've got a plan. She promised.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:19:27 2015 No.13382050 >>13382040 Son I've seen way too many Romeos in my life, all of them ending up as lonely failures with a shattered heart and broken dreams. Do you really believe you'll fare any better?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:19:28 2015 No.13382051 can you guys do me a favor and post that copypasta with the black guy with really pursed lips. It's MFW I SHITPOST or something like that. I can't find it on the archive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:20:30 2015 No.13382054 >>13382040 >She'll wait. She has to. I won't be here long. I've got a plan. She promised. Soundin'...pretty desperate there mang. Think yer tryin' to convince yerself more than me. >>13382050 Amen.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:21:03 2015 No.13382056 [SPOILER]

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>>13382040
Aye, and Mercedes promised herself to young Dantes, in cell 34, before birthing the daughter of his rival in love. Such is the fickleness of monster girls.

But worry not! I have squirreled away a fortune that will be our salvation, you falsely indicted!

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:21:43 2015 No.13382059

>>13381927
I stole a Lilim's panties and ran through the market square with them on my head.
I then tried to sell them in a public auction, which I managed to do, but then she showed up and killed the guy who bought them, then sent me here.
For some reason she said to wait until visitor's day, but I don't know why...

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:22:52 2015 No.13382065

>>13382050
She'll be there. I know it. She has to.
She promised me man, she promised.
How many monsters would pity this poor guy? I can confirm he's being rused.
How long until he completely breaks and someone tries healing this poor bastard?
>>13382051
>>>/r/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:23:32 2015 No.13382066 >>13381841 Can I get the link to that manga?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:23:59 2015 No.13382067 File: 28 KB, 236x300, Nophotomg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would happen if a human became the new Demon Lord?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:24:09 2015 No.13382069 >>13382065 tried recently but I'll try again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:24:38 2015 No.13382070 >>13382067 Monster boys would be a thing.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:24:47 2015 No.13382071

>>13382065
>Spoiler
I give it two days before some girl finally gets tired of his ramblings, gives him a smack upside the head, and then hugs him while he lets it all out.

Bonus points for a Dragon inmate who vaguely reminds him of the girl he was taken with on the outside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:25:34 2015 No.13382074 >>13382065 Don't worry, it's almost my wurm waifus snack time and she'll come here to find out where I hid the cookies. This prison isn't wurm proof, they made a special prison in fucking space for them. She's coming here in a straight line.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:25:43 2015 No.13382075 >>13382067 What. But the Lilims are waiting for their turn

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:25:57 2015 No.13382076 >>13382070 What if he had a MG fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:25:58 2015 No.13382077 >>13382067 He would change all the MGs to fit his fetishes, so you would get something like VH's world, or TT's MGQ universe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:26:57 2015 No.13382080 >>13382067 If it was one of us? We'd probably keep monstergirls but fix a lot of the shit that needs fixing. Improve shit-tier girls and make proper romancing more of a thing for those who want it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:27:15 2015 No.13382082 >>13382067 I don't think things work like that. This isn't the Rance series, where whoever drinks the blood of the Demon King once he's dead becomes the next one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:27:41 2015 No.13382083 >>13382080 Also give MGs the ability to give birth to human sons

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:27:45 2015 No.13382085 >>13382076 Oh you meant a male human? He'd make MGE not suck shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:28:09 2015 No.13382087 >>13382070 Time to join the Order.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:28:36 2015 No.13382089 >>13382067 Not possible. Closest you'd probably get is an incubus. They'd have to be powerful enough to stand up to the chief god or all of the monsters will turn back into monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:28:38 2015 No.13382090 >>13382080 >Cait Sith now a cat mahou shoujo

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:28:53 2015 No.13382091 >>13382083 Human sons with monster blood for extra POWER.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:29:14 2015 No.13382094

Something a post in the previous thread made me wonder. Please note I'm not starting shit, just genuinely curious if I've been against the current the whole time.

Does this thread headcanon /hbg/ reality MGs having monsterboys as their actual, real counterparts, and thus human boys being a pure fantasy concept to them just like in /mgg/ case?

'Cos I always imagined them living along with humans like in MGC/MGE, and so the whole /hbg/ is more on a /r9k/ side with simply unpopular monsters unable/not wanting to find real life humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:29:38 2015 No.13382096 >>13382090 >Matango spores don't turn you into a walking fungal infection

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:29:56 2015 No.13382097

>>13382070
Nah, that would only happen if it were an Incubus.

>>13382075
The title is not exactly hereditary, Anon.

>>13382082
I think that's exactly how it works, Anon.
>Usually, Demon Lords come to power over many years by butchering their way to the top of the pile of slavering inhuman monstrosities, with (allegedly) the tacit approval of the Chief God, having perceived that the human population needs thinning out a bit. For reasons unknown, the present Demon Lord was able to short-circuit this process, gaining the title by acclamation from the other monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:29:57 2015 No.13382098 >>13382089 >or all of the monsters will turn back into monsters This is so fucking retarded. That's not how magic works. Sounds like propaganda to keep monster girls alienated into following the Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:30:14 2015 No.13382099 File: 1.09 MB, 1452x1599, 1426584375628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382094 >monsterboys >threadcanon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:30:25 2015 No.13382100 >>13382094 /hbg/ reality is all monster girls. No males. No, it doesn't make sense, but it isn't supposed to, it's just a silly little joke we have.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:30:34 2015 No.13382101

>>13382094
>'Cos I always imagined them living along with humans like in MGC/MGE, and so the whole /hbg/ is more on a /r9k/ side with simply unpopular monsters unable/not wanting to find real life humans.
I think this is pretty much what everybody does, given the numerous "HB shitpostin' on /hbg/" type posts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:30:38 2015 No.13382102 >>13382083 This is what the current monster lord wants. Same with the romance thing. It's not a matter of desire, but of power, and I don't think any human could go toe to toe with the chief god.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:30:58 2015 No.13382104 >>13382094 What if you just enjoy the thing without trying to make it fit into a setting. It's what I do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:31:04 2015 No.13382105 >>13382099 Nice reaction pic, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:31:18 2015 No.13382107 >>13382102 We need to call in Asura.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:31:39 2015 No.13382108 >>13382105 Nice observation skills, dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:32:16 2015 No.13382110 >>13382108 dont get mad

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:32:36 2015 No.13382111 >>13382067 Exactly like what MGE already is, since it's one dude (KC) shaping it for his fetishes foremost and no one is ever fully happy about it. Just another set of fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:32:56 2015 No.13382112 >>13382080 >>13382077 Now that a good question. How would Anon manage to become the Demon Lord and what would he change about the monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:33:17 2015 No.13382114 File: 79 KB, 720x479, magic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382098 >That's not how magic works. I will never have a more appropriate use for this image.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:33:18 2015 No.13382115

>>13381927
I was just supposed to be a Character Reference at a murder trial.

Then I started hitting on the Anubis Judge. She found me in contempt of court and sentenced me to a month in prison.

Bright side, she agreed to a date if I get out without a wedding ring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:33:26 2015 No.13382116 >>13382102 Do demigods count? They're half human

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:33:53 2015 No.13382117 >>13382097 Dude Lilims are backupa in case that something happens to the DL. They are there to take control of the whole thing if it is necessary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:34:17 2015 No.13382118 >>13382111 Holy shit A+++ answer. Not sarcasm. MGE really is shit by the way.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:34:17 2015 No.13382119

>>13382097
And still the chief god isn't anywhere near a much as a dick as Ludo.
If Ludo ran the MGE ship all Demons would have invincibility shields that can only be bypassed by the current Hero, other Demons, Angels/Gods, and special weapons. He'd also make it where the current Demon King ha an uncontrollable urge to kill the current protag race, IE Humans, and order their troops to slaughter people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:34:32 2015 No.13382120 >>13382100 >>13382101 Okay, that's what I thought. Guess it was just one guy describing it the other way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:34:53 2015 No.13382121 >>13382117 Backups*

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:35:06 2015 No.13382123 >>13382098 >MGE is fucking retarded No shit.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:35:08 2015 No.13382124

>>13382112
Really depends on the Anon in question?

Make everyone a loli/CC? That could happen? Create a dystopian grimdark world ala Beserk? That can happen. Design a way so monster girls and mankind can coexist with each other limiting conflict to matters of philosophical and moral views? That can happen too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:35:45 2015 No.13382125 >>13382117 You just have to climb up your way to the top. If you already beated the Demon Lord then you can beat all of the Lilims.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:35:58 2015 No.13382126 >>13382094 What's /hbg/? Sometimes I take a break from this thread for a month or two, so I miss stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:36:06 2015 No.13382129 Sorry for the off-topic, but what happened with the last thread? I turned on my pc and just saw it was deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:36:53 2015 No.13382132 >>13382129 We got a new trigger-happy janitor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:37:06 2015 No.13382133 >>13382126 /human boy general/ Hypothetical extra-dimensional general filled with lonely monster girls who cannot get a husbando.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:37:11 2015 No.13382134

>>13382126
human boy general.
An imaginary parallel to these threads where MGs whine about humans not being real and shitpost at one another.

>>13382129
>off-topic
I doubt anyone cares.
The janitor deleted the other thread because there were two, and this was the most popular one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:37:17 2015 No.13382136 >>13382126 It's a thing since /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:37:35 2015 No.13382137 >>13382118 Uh... Except I actually enjoy it for what it is. But you're free to have your own opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:37:44 2015 No.13382138 >>13382126 human boy general, an alternate universe where monster girls shitpost about humans and discuss new rape methods

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:37:50 2015 No.13382139 >>13382118 Let's be honest some things of MGE make some people here pretty fucking uncomfortable with the creepy ass undertones that sometimes pervades KC's work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:38:43 2015 No.13382140 >>13382134 He's talking about the previous thread.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:39:25 2015 No.13382143

>>13382098

No, the chief god is actively working to undo the changes that the demon lord did to them.

Granted it wouldn't be instantaneous, as Lilims generate the same type of magic as the DL, but naturally none of them are as powerful, the balance of power would shit to be in favour of the CG instead of the current stalemate.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:39:36 2015 No.13382144

>>13382139
I think that's probably just KC either being shit at writing, or trying to cover up his own fetishes and make it accessible for everyone/most people who read it.

>>13382140
It either got bumped off or like >>13382132 said, the new janitor went on a rampage through the threads for an hour or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:39:53 2015 No.13382145 >>13381927 I was kind and gentle with an elf

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:40:48 2015 No.13382148 >>13382145 >I was kind and gentle with an elf >Laughing_P'orc_girls.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:41:03 2015 No.13382149 >>13382143 Oh, I didn't know that. More reasons to just fucking kill both the chief god and demon lord. NO LORDS, NO MASTERS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:41:46 2015 No.13382153 >>13381646 Truly based.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:42:10 2015 No.13382154

>>13382137
Me too anon. Me too.

>>13382139
>>13382144
See, here's my issue with that. Many people have pointed out how the point of the MGE is to imagine things as they appeal best to you. So most of those who get uncomfortable because of "Creepy ass undertones" are just making themselves uncomfortable by purposefully looking for such undertones, rather than viewing things from angles that they can enjoy more.

It's mind-bogglingly silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:42:57 2015 No.13382158 >>13382154 >it's not shitty writing, you just don't get it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:43:08 2015 No.13382160 >>13381597 How would your mg waifu react if she found out you had a childhood friend/stalker

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:43:47 2015 No.13382162 >>13382160 >Implying they're not one and the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:44:28 2015 No.13382166 >>13382158 Nice strawman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:44:33 2015 No.13382168 File: 114 KB, 414x244, Giant Space Dick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382149 That may not be the best thing. You'll never know who or what will fill in the power gap they'll leave behind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:44:36 2015 No.13382169 File: 432 KB, 700x990, 1430027076527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382160 But my childhood friend is mai waifu! Poor, sweet crybaby Wyverns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:45:02 2015 No.13382171 >>13382149 But the DL is giving us sexy monstergirls. She's the good guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:45:25 2015 No.13382174 >>13382166 I don't think you know what a strawman is.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:46:17 2015 No.13382177

>>13382149
The Chief God created all monsters and the Demon Lord in the first place as a form of population control for humans.
The previous Demon Lord was overthrown by a succubus, who proceeded to break the system the Chief God had implemented, turn all monsters into half-succubus, who take power from human spirit energy thought semen and then replaced their murder instincts for rape instincts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:46:45 2015 No.13382179 >>13381970 nigga don't fuck around

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:47:17 2015 No.13382180 >>13382177 >thought *through

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:47:25 2015 No.13382181 >>13382177 Is this supposed to make me change my views? Because it didn't. At all.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:47:28 2015 No.13382182

>>13382149

What's your beef with the DL?

Most of the problems people have with MGs are a side effect of the CGs interference.

The rape and sex centered personality? The result of the CG preventing the DL from getting rid of the monster old kill and eat humans instincts. She could only twist it into a desire to fuck humans instead.

Can't birth human boys? Again the CGs interference.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:48:31 2015 No.13382185 >>13382177 Let's not forget the current Chief God isn't the original and doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:49:03 2015 No.13382186

>>13382174
You're putting up a more easily refuted approximation of my argument (Strawman) so as to dismiss it.

I'm not commenting on the quality of writing, or people's ability to understand it. I'm saying that complaining about a deliberately twisted interpretation is ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:49:10 2015 No.13382188 >>13382181 Change your views? No silly. Quite the contrary.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:50:16 2015 No.13382190

>>13382098
Supposedly the Demon Lord serves as some nexus of monster nature on some fundamental level, so every new one shapes them after itself. Pretty sure I've seen this before in other settings.
And yeah, they change back to monsters once the DL's out and no Lilims mod.

>>13382168
I always thought if Kenkou wanted to make the Chief God anappealing he should have made her like this asshole, maintaining suffering in the world to the point of annihilating races that manage to put things under control just for his own amusement, and not some ing-yang thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:50:22 2015 No.13382191 >>13382149 The MGE needs someone filling those roles and it's basically guaranteed to nosedive fast if anyone other than Eros and one of the Demon Lord's daughters replaces the current leaders.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:50:50 2015 No.13382193 >>13382186 Again, that's not a strawman. That's what I got from your post. I didn't set up a fake argument to later attack it and act like I won the argument. Holy shit you kids and your buzzwords.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:51:42 2015 No.13382195

Speaking of /hbg/, it gave me an idea for a story of an alternate reality where it's all monster girls and they survive and reproduce by processing spirit energy out of large quantities of biomass.

The less successful monsters live a lonely life of hard work for mediocre pay to spend on tiny amounts of spirit energy to survive on. Only the fairly wealthy can afford enough to get pregnant off it.

Human boys to them are a mythical creature able to produce spirit energy. This energy is pumped out a natural dildo that they have instead of a vagina. Also they tend to become emotionally attached to any woman who lets them get her off with his magic groin stick and pump her full of free spirit energy.

So basically human boys are their ultra-pathetic escapist fantasy. Most monsters attribute the mythology about them to Succubi, who are a disenfranchised minority since they require unrealistically large quantities of spirit energy to do anything useful.

Then one day a group of beta losers from the human boy thread on some nerdy imageboard steal a bunch of spirit energy from a processing plant and feed it all to their lilim friend who uses the temporary power boost to summon MC-kun into their world. Alien species first contact/religious hysteria hi-jinx ensue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:51:51 2015 No.13382196 >>13382193 I wasn't using it as a buzzword, I really did think you were setting up a strawman. If that wasn't your intent, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:52:44 2015 No.13382200 >>13382196 FUCK, why you gotta act all polite after I was being rude to you? It makes me feel bad GOD DAMN IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:52:56 2015 No.13382201 >>13382195 Sounds like it could be an entertaining read.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:53:57 2015 No.13382204 >>13382195 Not gonna lie, that actually sounds pretty interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:54:10 2015 No.13382206 Are we really arguing about MGE again? Have people forgotten the point behind it? >>13350431

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:54:20 2015 No.13382207 >>13382195 >natural dildo that they have instead of a vagina I kek'd

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:55:13 2015 No.13382210

>>13382097
>For reasons unknown, the present Demon Lord was able to short-circuit this process, gaining the title by acclamation from the other monsters.

This means that a human can get the title. Even more easily now that the Monster Girl system is implemented.

He/She just needs to get enough monsters who are sufficiently powerful to support Him/Her as new Demon Lord. You don't even have to be a wizard.

Unless only monsters can become Demon Lords, which I don't think is explicitly stated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:55:14 2015 No.13382211 >>13382206 >I know I know, it's 4chan. Expecting anyone to use their brain or be able to delve a deeper meaning is basically heresy. Haha Funny Joke :) Didn't even bother reading it.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:55:19 2015 No.13382212

>>13382190
Yeah.
>Dragons wage war against Kkulf Kkulf, the first Demon King
>Dragons manage to win
>One becomes the next Demon King by accident after some blood flies into his mouth
>Steal Kamilla
>Makes her a Demon Lord
>Dragons get pissed
>Manage to win again somehow
>Brings peace to the world
>Ludo gets pissed
>Sends armies of angels to wipe out almost all Dragons on the continent

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:55:52 2015 No.13382213 >>13382195 Sounds like a neat idea.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:55:58 2015 No.13382214

>>13382181
His point is it's still a change for the better. DL's on a whole less level of assholeness than the CG. A few cycles of selection/evolution among Gods like that and we might start getting the nice stuff. Who knows, someday we might even end up with Putin the God.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:56:32 2015 No.13382215 >>13382195 not a bad idea it all really depends on how well the first couple chapters go but i like the idea would read if done right (i feel like it be more of a comedy but that just me)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:56:44 2015 No.13382216 >>13382179 I'll tell you one thing though, you never seen a manticore in tears until you make her watch her little lovebulb start writhing around when you start forcing the shears shut around it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:57:33 2015 No.13382219 >>13382212 As I said, turbo asshole. He makes that recent Demon Lord look like a better alternative in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:57:41 2015 No.13382220 >>13382206 >For once, someone is genuinely caring about them. This is most of the appeal for me. God thinking about that is making me sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:58:02 2015 No.13382223 >>13382195 >A world filled with nothing but monster girls. >All virgins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:58:47 2015 No.13382224 >>13382215 Personally, I could see it as a comedy transitioning into something a bit more serious later on. Like, Government Agents going after this mythical creature now in their midst type shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:59:31 2015 No.13382225 Post your MG-related confessions: I think monster boys are neat as long as it doesn't have any gay shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:59:55 2015 No.13382227 >>13382177 The monsters aren't even meant to rape. The Demon Lord has to go through a desperate and inexperienced Chief God in order to complete the conversion process, but nothing tainted by MAMONO MANA can enter the CG's personal realm.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 01:59:58 2015 No.13382228

>>13382219
>Recent
You mean the one who almost got everyone killed because He DIDN'T wage much war against humanity?
Gele did much worse, like when she tried to force humans to breed constantly in camps so that humanity's population is at an all time high, preventing the Hero of the world from getting his power boost from dead people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:00:33 2015 No.13382231 >>13382210 It means building a harem of the most powerful monster most likely. Not impossible, but a fucking tall order.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:00:37 2015 No.13382233 >>13382225 I have a harem and I give no fucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:01:45 2015 No.13382235 File: 136 KB, 300x300, 1429582496719.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382224 then it ends on a bad note and everyone shitpost about it be shit thus is the cycle of most writing here

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:02:27 2015 No.13382236 >>13382231 Just go full Guardians of the Galaxy and get the really powerful outlier MG's and share the title.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:02:54 2015 No.13382239 >>13382223 >In their world Humans only exist in fiction >All those monsters girls wishing they could be with a human man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:02:57 2015 No.13382240 >>13382225 MGQ did monster boys right, imho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:03:48 2015 No.13382242 >>13382212 Sounds like Drakengard

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:03:55 2015 No.13382243

>>13382225
>Thinking monsterboys are special and not bog standard fantasy

Nobody cares. The point of the monstergirl genre is that they don't exist there. That's what separates it from every Greyhawk-derived thing ever. Male monsters are fine and dirt common. But they don't belong in a monstergirl thread or the monstergirl genre.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:04:09 2015 No.13382244

>>13382201
>>13382204
>>13382213
I, uh, actually wasn't planning on doing it any time soon. Sorry. I just keep thinking of it whenever someone mentions /hbg/.

I've got too much stuff I need to update already, plus another story I've had on the back-burner for a while.

>>13382215
>more of a comedy
Oh yeah, definitely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:05:01 2015 No.13382247 >>13382242 Doesn't sound like it to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:05:12 2015 No.13382249 I want a Lilim and Pharaoh to dom me tenderly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:05:23 2015 No.13382250 >>13382243 >The point of the monstergirl genre is that they don't exist there. Oh man this is SUCH bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:06:49 2015 No.13382253 >>13382233 I like you. What is your harem?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:07:44 2015 No.13382256

>>13382243
The point of Monster Girls is Monster Girls.
They're not invalidated by the presence of Monster Boys, people here just hate them because they're "Competition".

Guess what? I'd want to be a Monster Boy and fuck a Monster Girl. What'cha gonna do about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:07:58 2015 No.13382257 >>13382250 There have always been hot monsters that are girls in all fantasy and myth settings. That's not the monstergirl genre. You know that. Like is Outlaw Star a monstergirl show? No. It's typical space opera.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:08:33 2015 No.13382258 >>13382224 >>13382235 I would keep it light-hearted. Just add in government conspiracies and crazy cults forming for excitement. Maybe an overeager xenophile scientist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:08:39 2015 No.13382259 >>13382243 fuck i bet you're the kind of faggot who thinks mge is the go-to monster girl setting

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:09:17 2015 No.13382260 >>13382250 He's right, emphasizing on exclusively 'monstergirl genre' over 'fantasy/monster setting'. Now fuck off with your angst.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:09:17 2015 No.13382261

>>13382225
I am single-highhandedly responsible for all the shitposting in these threads for the past 2 years, way back in the /a/ threads.

I did it all. I am behind pushing and starting countless shitstorms. Collars, Maledom and Femdom, you name it I did it. Hell, I made stuff that normally was fine to discuss into shitstorms. This was accomplished via samefagging, and altering my writing styles. I've contributed so much and started almost every shitstorm this thread has ever experienced. I'm also behind a good chunk of the OC in these threads. I'm several writefags who operate under different aliases, and I've made countless images, drawn and edited.

I've done it all, and masquerade as other anons and xfags all the time. I've started countless threads, countless shitstorms, countless images, countless OC, countless ideas. I know it sounds like an exaggeration, but that's the beauty, as you won't believe me. Sometimes I want to quit shitposting and starting arguments, because I genuinely enjoy Monster Girls. But it's just too much fun, like playing with matches. And it's so fucking easy too.

Call me HeroAnon, call me Meta Knight, call me Fujoshit-kun, call me MGU, call me Tumblr, call me /pol/, call me #tailpussy, call me Bob, call me /r9k/, call me reddit, call me /v/, call me an Alp, call me a furry, call me whatever you want. I did it all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:09:42 2015 No.13382262 >>13382253 Shirohebi, Living Doll and Ryu. Possible candidates are Mermaid/Undine and Fairy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:10:35 2015 No.13382264 >>13382225 Reminder monster boy cheshires could teleport their dick into you or your waifus ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:11:08 2015 No.13382265 >>13382257 >>13382260 EMG has male monsters. So does MGQ, and many others. Doesn't make them any less monster girl-related at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:11:09 2015 No.13382266 >>13382225 I wouldn't mind having a succubus as a partner. Then again, my standards for species is low due to an even lower sense of self-worth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:11:29 2015 No.13382270 >>13382264 Not before I cut that shit off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:11:48 2015 No.13382273 File: 183 KB, 717x856, 1430028708607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382261 Nice to meet you. I'm the guy who cuts off manticore tails.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:12:05 2015 No.13382274 >>13382258 >Maybe an overeager xenophile scientist. Can she be a Lich? She should be a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:12:09 2015 No.13382275 >>13382270 >cheshire just teleports away And that's why we don't have monster boy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:12:28 2015 No.13382276 >>13382261 Is your name Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:12:36 2015 No.13382277 >>13382195 That... that sounds glorious. Fucking fund it. Though it begs the question of who gets to use MC-kun when he is summoned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:12:50 2015 No.13382279 >>13382261 THIS IS WAY TOO SURREAL FOR ME TO BELIEVE. If you really are HeroAnon, I want to see more drawings from you. I love them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:13:05 2015 No.13382281 >>13382261 This is utterly unbelievable. But I applaud you for taking the time to write it all out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:13:10 2015 No.13382282 >>13382273 >removing mrs happy Yor're the real monster here

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:13:56 2015 No.13382284 >>13382261 But you're fucking wrong, I'm here alone posting and responding to my endless alter egos in one clusterfuck of schizophrenia. Get back into subconsciousness faggot, it's not your turn now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:14:00 2015 No.13382285 >>13382265 It does. We're a thread about monster girls. Just because EMG has monster-boys, it doesn't mean it's thread related. Now leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:14:46 2015 No.13382287 >>13382285 >Now leave. How childish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:14:58 2015 No.13382289 >>13382265 >Implying 12 Beast isn't bog standard fantasy Even in EMG, crab only ever uses monsterboys in minor one-shot roles and most of his monsters need human men.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:15:54 2015 No.13382294 >>13382262 Mine is Pharaoh, Lilim, Baphomet, and a Dragon. Power is a HUGE turn on for me. I'm a heavy, heavy, sub./spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:16:02 2015 No.13382296 >>13382285 >Thread related So you admit that you're just talking about this thread. That's fine, but don't try this bullshit about "It's not about Monster Girls if it has Monster Boys".

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:16:24 2015 No.13382297 >>13382261 Nice to meet you, I started Charon x Hobos, Eggs up Paladin butts, Sloppy Seconds, and I'm also Necropedo-kun and also a prominent writefag.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:16:25 2015 No.13382298

>>13382225
I wouldn't be against Alping and becoming an ultra-succubus, bullying and tormenting Anons with my hands and feet, and giving them impossible goals to meet if they want to fuck me in any of my holes.

And if they fail enough of these goals I just hook them up to semen milking machines and use them to sustain myself, tormenting more and more men until I have dozens of slave concubines

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:16:27 2015 No.13382299 >>13382256 >Guess what? I'd want to be a Monster Boy and fuck a Monster Girl. Imagine the possibilities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:16:29 2015 No.13382300 >>13382285 We don't post or discuss them here, too. Way to show no one is really interested.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:17:03 2015 No.13382302
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>>13382224
>Group of beta loser monster girls start a harem around the MC, feeding from him.
>Government starts investigating the theft of energy from the plant and a huge increase of it in a single place.
>Monster Government goes to capture the magical spirit-energy-producing alien.
>Girls have to hide him from the government.
>They all eventually escape back to the human world.
>After some time they come back with more humans.
>Humans with guns. And papers.
>Human diplomats explain the situation to the Monster Girl government and initiate negotiations.
>A permanent portal is created between the two worlds and a organization is created to promote coexistence between monster girls and humans.
>Years later, an odd japanese man opens the door to find outside a smiling government worker and a blushing lamia on his doorstep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:17:47 2015 No.13382306 >>13382225 I think the MGE's Akaname and Beelzebub are cute and get too much hate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:18:22 2015 No.13382307 >>13382282 Never said I wasn't. The idea of the things wiggling around once they've been lopped off shouldn't be as amusing as it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:18:28 2015 No.13382308 >>13382294 I respect that. I'm down to sub every once in awhile. I mean, if they all ganged up on me I probably wouldn't have a choice...

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:18:30 2015 No.13382309

>>13382294
I bet that you'd get off to having the Baphomet's tight loli cunt wrapped around your dick, milking you as she roughly bucks her hips against you, while the Lilim caresses your body with her own perfect form, teasing and pushing your pleasure ever higher, while the Pharaoh's delicious brown thighs wraps around your head, grinding her soaking oasis against your lips, her fingers weaving through your hair. And all the while your body is laid back against the Dragon, her claws on your hips as she pegs you with her tail, the entire group cocooned by her wings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:19:02 2015 No.13382312 >>13382306 I was thinking of making a story about a disgruntled Akaname janitor

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:19:31 2015 No.13382313 >>13382300 >We don't post or discuss them here, too Obviously. You wouldn't talk about rotgut beer in a pizza general.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:19:52 2015 No.13382314 >>13382261 >Implying this is real. >>13382279 >>13382281 >>13382297 >Believing his lies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:19:54 2015 No.13382315 >>13382302 Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:20:09 2015 No.13382316 >>13382309 I'm saving that text. I'd love that. I'd die for that. I would. Nothing would make me happier than to make them happy. Forever. With my body. M-more please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:20:54 2015 No.13382317 >>13382314 >>Believing his lies. But all of them explicitly stated they didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:21:25 2015 No.13382319 File: 586 KB, 1024x1024, Smug Fox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your waifu's favorite meal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:21:37 2015 No.13382321 >>13382266 It all depends on the setting you're dealing with, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:21:48 2015 No.13382322 >>13382309 Holy shit nigga. I'm still trying to work out a full harem orgy scene. I'm not that far in to my writefaggotry but it's haunting me...

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:22:33 2015 No.13382323

>>13382225
I love monster pussy!

I love cosplay-tier pussy, and ice pussy, and mud pussy, and lava pussy, and horse pussy, and abomination pussy, and lion pussy, and bug pussy, and snake cloaca, and sopping wet doe cunt!

I love tail-pussy, and ass-pussy, and mouth-pussy, and ab-pussy, and thigh-pussy, and tentacle pussy, and hair-pussy, and boob-pussy, and vaginas!

I love old pussy, and young pussy, and soft pussy, and muscle pussy, and skinny pussy, and health pussy, and brown pussy, and white pussy, and shaved pussy, and hairy pussy!

I love childhood friend pussy, and stranger pussy, and cousin pussy, and mother pussy, and sister pussy, and daughter pussy, and aunt pussy, and boss pussy, and hobo pussy, and most of all I love wife pussy!
I love monster pussy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:22:39 2015 No.13382324 >>13382309 Excuse me I need to deal with this boner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:22:47 2015 No.13382326 >>13382319 I've never gotten a straight answer for that, according to her as long as I made it it'll be her favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:22:48 2015 No.13382327 >>13382319 My spirit energy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:22:56 2015 No.13382328 >>13382319 My blood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:23:07 2015 No.13382329 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, oomukade8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382319 seieki

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:23:17 2015 No.13382330 File: 44 KB, 300x350, 1429567639021.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382323

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:23:22 2015 No.13382331 >>13382323 fungi pussi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:23:45 2015 No.13382332 >>13382261 >You will never bear all of /mgt/'s sins

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:23:50 2015 No.13382333 >>13382319 My raw skin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:24:25 2015 No.13382334 >>13382323 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3pmwrtlDaY

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:24:26 2015 No.13382335 >>13382323 What about Christmas Cake pussy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:24:45 2015 No.13382336 >>13382333 Rusalka?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:25:02 2015 No.13382338 >>13382319 Alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:25:09 2015 No.13382341 >>13382319 My semen/dick/dick milk/cum/sperm/ejaculatory fluids/baby batter/jizz/splooge/mana/spirit energy/life force. I'm too tired to think of anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:25:20 2015 No.13382342 >>13382323 Sounds like you've been hanging around the Titty Twister.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:25:53 2015 No.13382343 >>13382335 nigga forgot about best pussy what a rookie mistake

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:25:53 2015 No.13382344 >>13382319 Fish with rice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:25:57 2015 No.13382345 >>13382323 >abomination >tentacle >soft >childhood friend It's perfect!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:26:03 2015 No.13382346 >>13382341 womb paint?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:26:21 2015 No.13382347 >>13382334 >tfw that was the exact scene I thought of when he posted that Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:26:24 2015 No.13382348 File: 726 KB, 768x1024, Oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382338 Oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:27:21 2015 No.13382350 >>13382277 see >>13382244

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:27:32 2015 No.13382351 >>13382319 My toenails.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:27:44 2015 No.13382352 >>13382323 >lava >mud >ice This thread needs more of that

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:28:52 2015 No.13382354
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>>13382314
I don' need people to believe I'm telling the truth. Not like there's anyway to prove the validity of my claims, nor reason to.

All I need to do is keep posting the same bait every fucking thread and it'll all turn out OK.

Like this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:29:06 2015 No.13382355 File: 345 KB, 640x480, 0942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382352 There's only one elemental I would love to be with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:30:06 2015 No.13382358 >>13382335 >>13382343 I'm sorry, sempai. Not sure if it makes up for it but that's one of my favorite kinds of pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:30:28 2015 No.13382360 >>13382348 Brown onis are love. I want to fuck her abs and tits and cum all over her beautiful chocolate skin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:30:52 2015 No.13382363 File: 570 KB, 1000x714, 3f1b4961beec7ece19c3b302deff65b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382348 The strongest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:31:37 2015 No.13382365 File: 115 KB, 390x600, Undine_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382352 Undine master race.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:32:01 2015 No.13382366 File: 86 KB, 225x287, 0073.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382348 >>13382363

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:32:02 2015 No.13382367 >>13382363 Is that kind of censorship even allowed here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:32:25 2015 No.13382368 >>13382225 I don't understand the lilim hate. I think they're awsome I can only love CC, Onee-san, or motherly type MGs

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:32:49 2015 No.13382371 >>13382367 I've posted it several times and never been banned.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:33:08 2015 No.13382373 File: 289 KB, 480x640, Oni 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382366 Still trying to find her, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:34:26 2015 No.13382377 >>13382225 Every time someone posts "What would your waifu do" or "What does your waifu like" I post as if that question was actually addressed at me. I'm the waifu. It's me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:35:17 2015 No.13382381 >>13382377 When your waifu don't real you are always your own waifu.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:35:34 2015 No.13382382

>>13382316
Glad you liked it. Not sure I've got anything else in me though.

But maybe that after the Baphomet had gotten a nice hot load in her little cunt, she'd move off your rod, quickly replaced by the Lilim who'd been clinging to you, her body sensually moving against yours, keeping you from shooting off again immediately even as the pleasure overwhelms you. The baphomet would take pleasure in letting the Dragon and Pharaoh taste some of the load you'd filled her up with, as the Pharaoh's juices released into your mouth, before she slinked downward, freeing your mouth, her body pressing against yours, replacing the teasing ministrations of the Lilim now that she's mounted you, awaiting her own turn. Yet before you could suck in more than a short breath, your lips would be met with the Baphomet's, greedily forcing you into a deep kiss, as you feel her paws guiding your hand between her legs to further pleasure her as you passionately kiss. And the Dragon meanwhile would continue to assail you from behind, even as she grows impatient for her own turn up front, occupying herself further with your body, her warm breath on your neck and ear as she tenderly nibbles at you, while her mightly claws work down to your crotch, ever so carefully taking hold of your shaft even as the Lilim rides you. Getting the hint, the Lilim would slow her ride, allowing your Dragon mistress to give you a tender reach-around while the Lilim's divine pussy suckles on your tip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:36:45 2015 No.13382383 File: 150 KB, 640x480, 1027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382373 I'm mad there's only two musclegirls in the game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:37:00 2015 No.13382384 >>13382323 I'm going to screencap this later. Because this is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:37:00 2015 No.13382385 >>13382381 Since that wasn't damning enough I'd also like to add that alps are my favorite monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:37:06 2015 No.13382386 >>13382382 Maaaaaate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:37:24 2015 No.13382387 >>13382382 J-just one last thing with some paizuri maybe? I don't want to sound too demanding, but where I'm going for the next few days, I can't be near porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:38:28 2015 No.13382388 >>13382377 But then who is the husbando?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:39:43 2015 No.13382391 >>13382312 Go for it. It's always nice to see the less appreciated girls get some attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:41:56 2015 No.13382393 >>13382383 >That Oni Even if I'm normally not into bulky muscle, she's so getting recruited once the translation's out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:46:54 2015 No.13382402 File: 66 KB, 950x1345, 1401811826879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We Oni now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:49:15 2015 No.13382406 >>13382402 She looks more like an Orc than an Oni. A real Orc I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:49:15 2015 No.13382407 File: 401 KB, 704x800, 1401542417192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382402 Trapjobs when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:49:34 2015 No.13382408 >>13382225 I think a Cait Sith is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:49:43 2015 No.13382410 File: 709 KB, 3508x2480, 1430030983620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382402 We Crawly now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:50:51 2015 No.13382411 >>13382402 She looks like she's impaling her cooch on one of the spikes. just saying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:50:52 2015 No.13382412 >>13382223 Count their insatiable libido in. They're basically living in a dystopia made just for them, the only thing making everything bearable is they're used to it and never got to live differently.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:51:14 2015 No.13382414 >>13382262 >>13382365 Undines need more love god dammit. This is the first time I've seen them mentioned in a long fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:51:21 2015 No.13382415 >>13382411 I don't see the problem

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:51:23 2015 No.13382416 File: 229 KB, 500x667, imagining what granberia looks naked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382402 My dream girl is a dragon girl with the build of an oni.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:51:40 2015 No.13382418

>>13382387
Well, when you put it like that, I can try?

And just as the Dragon works you to your next orgasm with her claw, she lets go, the Baphomet's demanding kisses silencing any whines of disappointment. You're not left waiting for long, as the Lilim immediately slams down, moaning with satisfaction as she hilts you, taking in your seed as it splashes against her womb. Moving, she is replaced by the Pharaoh, who having liked the taste the Baphomet gave her, decides not to mount you. She lowers herself between your legs, planting a soft kiss on your dirty tip. As she begins cleaning you off with her Godly mouth, the Dragon pushes you up, pulling her tail from your backside as she swaps around with the Lilim, leaving you to settle back into the succubi's soft breast. She teases your ears, petting your chest while whispering sweet thank yous for your seed into your ear. The Baphomet at last frees your lips from hers, thanking her Big Brother for the kiss, as she moves to lay herself entirely on your chest, hugging her small form to you, petting and kissing at your body as she lounges atop it. All the while, the Pharaoh had been taking more of your length down her throat, cleaning you off, before pulling off, letting your dampened pole come to rest in the softness of her bosom. She squeezes and caresses you with her tits, not letting go until you came again, her mouth quickly wrapping around the tip to drink down your seed as she hugs her breasts tight around your shaft. And the moment she releases them, your cock would be swallowed by fire. The Dragon, frustrated and pent up from waiting so long, would slam down onto you, her pussy a flaming vice. She grins down at you, the Baphomet sliding down a bit lower on your body, letting the Dragon lean over, kissing you as her breasts push into your chest. The Pharaoh hugs herself to your side, content, while the Dragon whispers of how she's going to milk you all the night long, for making her wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:51:43 2015 No.13382419 File: 224 KB, 544x824, 14367834543233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey bozo! Who do I gotta rape to get a jug of sake around here?!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:52:02 2015 No.13382423 >>13382402 >2004 issue God, it's been 11 years since that pic saw the light of day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:52:13 2015 No.13382424 >>13382419 Me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:52:27 2015 No.13382425 >>13382414 It's for the best. There's a certain charm in talking about an MG that barely gets mentioned than talking about one that gets mentioned a lot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:53:02 2015 No.13382426 >>13382419 This is a dry county, hit the road.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:53:51 2015 No.13382430 >>13382423 >You will die before monster girls become real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:54:57 2015 No.13382431 I hate escapism and I hate myself for dwelling in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:54:58 2015 No.13382432 http://pastebin.com/T9G2sdHJ Ever have a terrible thought and then felt a compulsion to write a story about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:56:13 2015 No.13382436 >>13382418 Thank you. I needed that. I'll need it for the road ahead. It's time I start writing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:56:23 2015 No.13382437 >>13382432 All the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:56:41 2015 No.13382438 >>13382425 That's true. I'm working an Undine in to my writing but she's going to be MC-kun's mother. I'm sort of basing her off mine, so writing a sex scene would be a little too weird for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:58:08 2015 No.13382440 >>13382436 Glad you liked it. >>13382432 Wow, that's...that's just awful. Also not how blankets work.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:58:16 2015 No.13382441 >>13382432 You gotta touch two power line cables at the same time for electricity to go through.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:59:09 2015 No.13382444 >>13382432 As someone with a Lamia waifu this hurt way too much...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:59:39 2015 No.13382445 >>13382419 Lady, 1,600 times over the legal limit. You've had enough, please don't make the nice Jinko throw you out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:00:30 2015 No.13382446 >>13382411 >implying she doesn't straddle it every night, slowly sliding up and down the nubs with her weight pressing on her cooch Oni masturbation story where?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:00:56 2015 No.13382447 >>13382438 If I've learned anything about writing is that it's wise to never base characters on people you know. Because things get weird later Unless it's NonFic, but even then it's still weird. At least it feels weird

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:01:42 2015 No.13382451 File: 210 KB, 1600x691, Abubu_monster-chart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How monster is your monster waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:02:32 2015 No.13382454 >>13382411 An oni would easily masturbate with a train rail, leaving it bent afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:02:47 2015 No.13382455 >>13382419 "Right away! Jimmy go get the sake barrel from the cellar!" "So... How did you get those skulls? They're, uh... Nice?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:03:24 2015 No.13382456 >>13382451 Third degree, but pussy is human

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:03:52 2015 No.13382458 >>13382451 2 degree of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:04:03 2015 No.13382460 >>13382451 >That blob on the far right saying Yuki Is there something about Mirai Nikki I should know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:04:42 2015 No.13382462 >>13382451 Second. >>13382460 It's from Saya no Uta.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:05:03 2015 No.13382463 >>13382451 Degree 2 I suppose.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:05:25 2015 No.13382465

>>13382447
It's fine for what I'm doing I think. The only characters I'm using from real life (besides myself) are my parents and they're only around for the backstory. Really, I'm writing solely for my own benefit. My story and the MC's actions and thoughts parallel my own. They're like a commentary on my life and what I'm going through or went through in the past. I just post the stories here on the off chance someone can relate, or at least enjoy the sexy parts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:05:41 2015 No.13382467 >>13382451 Varies from 1-3, because I'm a slut with multiple waifus

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:06:25 2015 No.13382471 File: 62 KB, 277x604, 1412132838617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw wanna write a story about wrestling but don't have any experience

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:06:42 2015 No.13382472 >>13382454 God damn it and now I'm horny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:06:44 2015 No.13382473 >>13382451 A couple degree 3's and a 1.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:06:51 2015 No.13382474 >>13382451 1st degree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:08:03 2015 No.13382477 >>13382451 2-3 depending on subspecies

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:08:18 2015 No.13382478 >>13382462 >Saya no Uta Is that the one where a guy gets head trauma and only sees her as normal? Cause that whole VN was pretty fucking out there if I remember correctly.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:08:38 2015 No.13382479

>>13382432
I'd like to reassure all anons with Cold Blooded Waifus that this scenario would not happen, as our standard blanket and body warmth could easily keep your waifu warm!

Lamias coiling their waifus to death only happens in extreme cases, often when they are exposed to the elements outside. If you live in an insulated house this should be of no concern to you. As always, it is recommend for those with Cold-Blooded waifus to please relocate to warm Southern regions

Thank you, and always love your Sugar Scales!

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:09:03 2015 No.13382481

>>13382465
So it's like an autobio except with a NotYou and your Notfamily and Notfriends
Intriguing. Reminds me of a project I had to do back in college which was to write a fictional story that's actually nonfiction. The whole idea was to gain an ability to make an actual event or reality in fiction and have the reader not know that it was real and think it was all fiction

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:09:40 2015 No.13382483 >>13382432 I didn't need to be reminded of how weak humans are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:09:44 2015 No.13382484 File: 3.63 MB, 2000x1500, Shiraui_Tsumugi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382451 ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:10:24 2015 No.13382486 >>13382451 One with Four's face would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:11:19 2015 No.13382488 >>13382481 Holy shit, that's exactly what it's like. I've never been that in to writing but the way I'm doing it now really works well for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:11:32 2015 No.13382489 >>13382418 Lilim a best.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:11:37 2015 No.13382492

>>13382471
Study. Watch wrassling, study and learn all the moves (I don't mean physically learn them, I mean know the names and what they do. Example: uppercut is an upward punch), and study.
But if you do want to be a tryhard, learn wrassing. Physically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:12:22 2015 No.13382494 >>13382486 Tongue-nose is based.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:13:23 2015 No.13382496 >>13382488 Well then continue writing. write what makes you comfortable or what works for you. That's the whole idea when it comes to writing or most things really. Do something you enjoy. Have fun in life, or what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:14:08 2015 No.13382498 Happy, peppy anubis in a wheelchair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:14:11 2015 No.13382499 File: 537 KB, 1656x2166, 5168a98562a84bb840896bf2881d3668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382471 >You will never be an oni's partner in a 2 vs 2 wrestling match.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:14:48 2015 No.13382500 >>13382492 Guess I should study more, I had some knowledge but still. Thanks for the tip I blame this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lqy7KBuO7Y

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:15:06 2015 No.13382501 >>13382498 So Emi as an Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:15:53 2015 No.13382504 >>13382471 >tfw there's no story of gila monster girl >die hard fan of El Chavo >and JUSTICE >>13382500 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:15:55 2015 No.13382505 >>13382496 Exactly. Here's a link to my pastebin if you ever wanted to take a look. http://pastebin.com/u/Quicksilver_

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:16:48 2015 No.13382511 >>13382504 Yes. I fucking love Mountain Goats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:17:23 2015 No.13382512 >>13382500 No harm in studying Better to study then to go in blind and messing up

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:17:55 2015 No.13382515 >>13382501 I have no idea who that is, but it's from katawa shoujo isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:18:29 2015 No.13382517 File: 125 KB, 261x379, 030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382498 Happy, peppy anubis in a maid outfit. Every monster girl in a maid outfit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:18:36 2015 No.13382519 >>13382498 I'd care for and push her anywhere she wanted to go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:18:52 2015 No.13382520 >>13382511 Excellent taste. I'm in a bit of a music rut lately. Any reccomendations?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:19:09 2015 No.13382522 >>13382515 Yep. It fits, actually, since the whole anal scene.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:19:25 2015 No.13382524 >>13382517 You know what's better than delicious maid outfits? Delicious naked aprons

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:19:40 2015 No.13382526 >>13382517 Anubis > Sphinx Anubis maid gets all the Master Dickings. Sphinx Maid can...I dunno. I'll leave it to someone else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:20:21 2015 No.13382528 >>13382515 Yep, and coincidentally she's the only one with an anal scene so it goes along with the buttslut anubis thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:20:54 2015 No.13382531 >>13382524 Maid Outfits in the evening. Naked Aprons in the morning. Nothin' better than waking up to find your beloved maid has made you breakfast in just a naked apron, amiright?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:21:05 2015 No.13382532 >>13382526 Anon, you better not be talking shit about Sphinx Don't make me start a desert war

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:21:37 2015 No.13382535 >>13382526 I'll dick the sphinx! I just need to figure out this riddle. What bothers a husband in the morning, and is taken care of by the wife?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:21:45 2015 No.13382536 >>13382524 >>13382531 Frilly maid aprons, right? My maids will only be allowed to wear the frilliest of clothing or none at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:21:56 2015 No.13382537 >>13382520 Decemberists, Sufjan Stevens (Michigan and Illinoise) , and I've been listening to a lot of Happy Mondays

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:22:05 2015 No.13382539 >>13382535 Morning wood

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:23:06 2015 No.13382542 >>13382531 Anon Anon, let me buy you a few drinks on me

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:23:09 2015 No.13382543 >>13382539 Is that your final answer?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:24:00 2015 No.13382548

>>13382532
Of course I am not. She's just not to my taste. I am an Anubis lover through-and-through. If you prefer Sphinx, then that's fine. Your tastes are your own.

>>13382536
S'all up to your tastes as their Master, anon. If you like frilly, buy frilly uniforms and such, and they'll happily wear 'em.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:24:10 2015 No.13382549 >>13382455 >"They're the skulls of the men who were too slow with my sake..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:24:41 2015 No.13382551 >>13382543 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:24:50 2015 No.13382552 >>13382535 Breakfast?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:26:05 2015 No.13382555 >>13382551 >>13382552 Both answers are right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:26:48 2015 No.13382558 >>13382555 Of course it was. That was as easy as watering a baby Alraune

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:27:56 2015 No.13382560 >>13382517 THAT SPHINX'S GARTERBELT CAN'T BE CONTAINED.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:29:21 2015 No.13382561 >>13382558 So, it's hard to water an adult Alruane? You're making me picture happy plant girls getting a shower from a watering can anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:30:54 2015 No.13382564 >>13382561 Depends. The bigger they are, the more water they need That was the whole idea

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:32:23 2015 No.13382567
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>>13382561
>You will never have a CC Alraune growing in the backyard of the new house you've moved into.
>You will never mow the lawn, trim the bushes and water the plants while she compliments you on your muscles and young, virile body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:32:34 2015 No.13382568 >>13382561 >You will never be breastfed nectar by an Alraune

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:33:18 2015 No.13382569 >>13382561 >shower Thanks, now I'm imagining them getting a shower from a different sort of watering can.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:33:34 2015 No.13382570 >>13382564 Plus when they get older they start getting grabby at the gardener and keep asking for "plant food."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:33:50 2015 No.13382572 File: 727 KB, 700x990, kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What boardgames would your favourite mg like? Obviously Kraken loves battleship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:33:53 2015 No.13382573 >>13382569 A cloud?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:34:28 2015 No.13382574 >>13382567 Too bad Alraunes can't move around or go on adventures...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:34:35 2015 No.13382575 File: 83 KB, 826x1060, LOS TIBURON, CHAMPION OF THE RING.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382471

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:35:00 2015 No.13382577 >>13382570 Exactly. With a baby or smaller plant girl, it's much easier to water them. Plus, they're adorable Curse myself for buying a plant. Now I have Alraune's on the mind

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:35:04 2015 No.13382578 >>13382573 I believe he means a golden shower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:35:30 2015 No.13382579 >>13382567 >All done with your chores? Why do you come in here with me and relax? You work too hard...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:35:33 2015 No.13382580 >>13382572 Wurm with Cluedo Tanuki with Monopoly

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:36:35 2015 No.13382584 >>13382578 Silly Anon. Gold doesn't fall from clouds And you can't water plants with gold. It'll kill them! Hell, you can't bathe in it either. It'll kill you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:37:56 2015 No.13382588 Just saw this in my inbox. http://pastelletta.deviantart.com/art/Ecchi-Miia-529236136 [obviously nsfw]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:38:43 2015 No.13382589 >>13382569 You and me both anon. You and me both. >>13382574 What? Yes they can. Alraune are able to uproot and move their flower around, and even leave it for short periods of time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:39:47 2015 No.13382591 >>13382584 >Hell, you can't bathe in it either. It'll kill you! Unless the bather is a Dragon! >>13382588 Big Fat Snake Tits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:40:08 2015 No.13382592 >>13382588 >Tongue isn't forked Obviously shit tier.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:40:53 2015 No.13382594
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>>13382569
>Oh man it's time to water the Alraunes again...
>Step outside to their catcalls, trying to ignore their flirting.
>They're all wearing thin white t-shirts.
>Reluctantly start pouring your watering can over them.
>They bob up and down, their breasts bounce and become more visible through their transparent, wet shirts.
>Try to hide your erection with the watering can.
>This causes you to accidentally drop it.
>Bend over to pick it up.
>One of the Alraunes spanks your ass with a vine and 'Ara ara~''s.
>A second vine shoots into your pants and coils around the bulge in your underwear, getting a good assessment of your package.
>Drop the watering can and run back inside as they laugh and giggle.
>Hide indoors and peer timidly at the lewd plant girls from a window.

F-Fucking Alraunes...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:41:46 2015 No.13382595 >>13382588 Mind showing a different link? I don't have a DA account, nor will I ever get one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:41:55 2015 No.13382596 >>13382591 Dwarves please. Are you still upset that your grand gold plan did jack on Smaug?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:42:09 2015 No.13382597 >>13382589 Still, the MGE wiki page says they don't move around much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:42:46 2015 No.13382598 >>13382588 They grow 'em big in the south.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:43:33 2015 No.13382602 >>13382594 >>They're all wearing thin white t-shirts. Oh my, yes! >>13382597 Maybe so, but that doesn't mean they can't go on an adventure should the mood, or a nice guy, so strike them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:43:33 2015 No.13382603 >>13382594 This is why indoor Alraunes beat outdoor Alraunes. they don't have that wild side because they're indoor plants, so they're much more domesticated Unlike those hooters in the garden

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:44:31 2015 No.13382608 >>13382595 I think this will work http://pre15.deviantart.net/459e/th/pre/f/2015/116/e/7/ecchi_miia_by_pastelletta-d8r3d7s.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:45:16 2015 No.13382612 >>13382594 >>13382569 >>13382561 Goddammit, now I've got this boner, and it is demanding that I write terrible, dirty, absolutely filthy lewds all around Alraune. Even though I aught to be focusing on other stuff...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:45:39 2015 No.13382613 >>13382594 >Not just getting the gun attachment for the hose and shooting them right in the face if they try and fuck with you This is basic gardening defense 101, come on Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:45:42 2015 No.13382614 >>13382608 Yes it does. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:46:26 2015 No.13382616 >>13382594 I hope it rains tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:47:35 2015 No.13382618 >>13382608 acceptable

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:48:04 2015 No.13382619 >>13382613 They know that Anon doesn't have the balls. Not literally though, they've got a good idea of their size and shape from their fondling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:48:04 2015 No.13382620 File: 1.04 MB, 1200x1200, 1378690905549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All i want, is a snake to wrap me up close and never let go

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:48:07 2015 No.13382621 >>13382594 Mate just make friends with a Ryu. Her weather powers could make it so that you never have to go outside to water those twats again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:48:22 2015 No.13382623 >>13382612 Give in to it anon. Get down in the dirt and get your hands muddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:48:58 2015 No.13382624 >>13382620 I bet you also want them to admire how smooth your skin is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:49:17 2015 No.13382626 >>13382613 >Alraune moans suggestively as the powerful stream of water violates her holes

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:49:19 2015 No.13382627 >>13382620 The dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:49:48 2015 No.13382630 >>13382621 Or a Quetz. Hey there's a thought - Quetz and Ryu fighting over a guy with the weather

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:49:53 2015 No.13382631 File: 323 KB, 1186x1000, teehee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Houri art that .less didn't post here for some reason. Found it in MGR

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:50:27 2015 No.13382633 >>13382620 W-Where is that tail going? She's a Tunnel Snake! ABORT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:50:54 2015 No.13382635 >>13382631 It on his imgur?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:51:12 2015 No.13382636 >>13382621 Or she'll try to play matchmaker and make it sunny all the time so you have to water them more than often.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:51:16 2015 No.13382637 >>13382630 >Quetz and Ryu fighting over a guy Quetz is basically an upgraded Ryu. Wouldn't be a fair fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:51:30 2015 No.13382638 >>13382635 .less doesn't update his imgur anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:51:33 2015 No.13382639 >>13382633 you never had your prostate stimulated before anon? you gay or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:51:48 2015 No.13382640 >>13382631 Oh yeah, he was complaining that the folks on the MGE Wiki got offended by his Jihadist parody pics or somethin'. Regardless of that, that is a damn nice pose. Just check out the curve of her ass and the thighs...wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:51:48 2015 No.13382641 >>13382630 brb, hiding in my storm cellar for forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:52:15 2015 No.13382642 >>13382635 In case you haven't found out; finding .Less art now a days is like going on an adventure

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:52:23 2015 No.13382643 >>13382638 So now he's posting things there now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:53:16 2015 No.13382646 >>13382631 Unf, that pose

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:53:17 2015 No.13382647 File: 1.06 MB, 1300x1500, 1408116260263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382639 I-It makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:53:37 2015 No.13382648 >>13382640 Well he can't complain that we didn't enjoy his salaama mamas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:53:38 2015 No.13382649 >>13382643 Sometimes he posts to MGR, sometimes to Pixiv, sometimes to Deviantart, sometimes to tumblr... He's all over the place lately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:54:27 2015 No.13382654 >>13382647 I've been trying it out after reading about it online a lot, it makes cumming a lot more intense

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:54:38 2015 No.13382656 >>13382647 >Eager for an injection >Where her hand is I'll let her inject me, if she lets me extend the same courtesy to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:54:39 2015 No.13382657 >>13382649 Fucker needs to stay in one place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:55:01 2015 No.13382659 >>13382640 >tfw you realize that's something you would have been offended a year ago too >that's how much these threads spoiled you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:56:29 2015 No.13382661 >>13382654 After some health related issues down there I'm finally able to do stuff again after several years. Feels good man. Buttplugs are the master race.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:56:53 2015 No.13382663 >>13382643 >>13382638 >>13382635 http://puu sh/hrbSN/11d198efb0.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:58:52 2015 No.13382667 >>13382661 gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:59:02 2015 No.13382668 >>13382654 >>13382661 I'm rather jealous. I want to try it, but don't feel comfortable given my current living situation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:59:17 2015 No.13382669 File: 232 KB, 599x821, 1402827530752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382594 The worst part is if you ignore them they'll go yandere on you. And THEN there's Liliraunes who are constantly making out when you look at them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 03:59:55 2015 No.13382670 >>13382667 It was pretty gnarly, I'll give you that.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:00:24 2015 No.13382672

>>13382640

He has no right to complain. The MGE wiki and MGR can't afford to host such things for risk of pissing off KC or something worse. We on 4chan might laugh at it but the rest of the world isn't going to see the humor in it. If he wants his work on those sites it has to be within community standards and not the next loli-on-pikes type shit he does on occasion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:00:58 2015 No.13382675 >>13382668 I always did stuff while 'taking a shower'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:02:01 2015 No.13382678 >>13382594 Just go out there and water them with your hose

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:04:01 2015 No.13382681 >>13382675 Yeah, that's the way to go. Can't do much though because again, living situation. Though in that case, it's just because the hot water heater doesn't last long enough for more than a short shower...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:04:34 2015 No.13382683 >>13382672 I still want dark priest Mohammad-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:05:02 2015 No.13382684 >>13382672 Wow, aren't you Mr. No-Fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:06:20 2015 No.13382687 >>13382678 B-But what if they keep saying my hose is too big and moaning lewdly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:07:37 2015 No.13382691 >>13382669 >Go to bed >Suddenly there's a breeze in the room >When you awake you see a bunch of vines wrapped around you and dragging you toward the open window.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:07:58 2015 No.13382692 >>13382687 You need a noisier hose

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:08:15 2015 No.13382694 >>13382683 you know, what would a muslim dark priest look like? inb4 a burqah with a chained tail sticking out of the back

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:08:15 2015 No.13382695 >>13382681 I hope you get to a place where you can butt-stuff to your heart's content anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:09:15 2015 No.13382696 >>13382694 please go

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:09:31 2015 No.13382697 >>13382684 He's just being realistic. Hell, what he said is half the reason I'm here. I want at least one place I don't have to worry about offending somebody. Or at least don't have to worry about repercussions for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:10:52 2015 No.13382700 >>13382694 >inb4 That's actually all I could think of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:10:56 2015 No.13382701 >>13382691 >Dragged out of your bed at night into the clutches of a bunch of sexually deprived Plant Girls who have snapped. Fear boner Horror hard-on Terror erection

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:11:52 2015 No.13382703 File: 250 KB, 850x739, sample-e984db6e87efe499956a792a47d3a10e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The artist that does those dark elves pics we like so much did one of a kitsune

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:15:29 2015 No.13382708 >>13382703 Not enough butt and boob showing to confirm the artist. I want more butt and boob.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:16:32 2015 No.13382709

>>13382701
Would you say it would provoke a "Terror-rection"?
But seriously, how much more terrifying would it be if they just disappeared one day only for a vine to drag you down the the basement that night to reveal that they tunneled under your house so you wouldn't be able to hide from them?
And yes, this would lead to you dicking all the plantgirls. Repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:16:49 2015 No.13382710 >>13382703 Does she want to share her rice balls? I want to eat some of her rice balls.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:17:28 2015 No.13382712

>>13382701

>You don't even have time to scream as a flower is jammed into your mouth and pours nectar down your throat.
>You are thoroughly milked for semen by an Alraune with intensely hungry eyes
>When one is done you are passed to the next one where it begins again
>Even when morning comes you aren't released.
>Rather than being passed between them you're simply restrained by both of their vines and rotated around every so often

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:17:37 2015 No.13382713 >tfw vanadis is ded too bad, their games had the perfect bslance between vanilla and kinky

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:18:22 2015 No.13382714 >>13382712 I shouldn't have this boner, but I do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:20:15 2015 No.13382716 >>13382712 You deserve worse if you neglect your Alraunes that much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:21:45 2015 No.13382721 File: 136 KB, 850x606, sample-db9e704a7afd64648866cadb4d912d99.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Good evening Anon, going to take a bath?" Sign TL : Mixed bathing

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:24:07 2015 No.13382724 >>13382721 Don't do anything funny when we're both soaking in the tub. That shit's supposed to be clean. For everyone. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:24:51 2015 No.13382725 >>13382637 At least the Ryu has hands to cuddle you with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:25:18 2015 No.13382726 >>13382721 Yes. My wife will be coming in a moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:25:29 2015 No.13382727 >>13382725 >Pulling out the hands card That's a low blow, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:26:14 2015 No.13382729 >>13382724 I wonder if there's a big problem with people peeing in them like there are with pools over here

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:26:30 2015 No.13382730 >>13382721 I just had a bath Seriously, I just came out of the shower

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:27:15 2015 No.13382732 >>13382608 She look somewhat chubby. I kinda like that.

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Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:27:55 2015 No.13382736

>>13382714

>Authorities come because you haven't paid for so long
>But then they see you continously being milked by the newly formed Liliraune
>They milked you so hard that they eventually merged into one, their Yandere and desperation pushing them so far.
>But even during it you were still milked
>And there you are. With that flower still oozing nectar down your throat.
>The Liliraune are busy aggressively kissing and rubbing nectar all over you as well as taking turns riding you.
>Your mind has long broke and you don't even respond to anything.
>The authorities decide to sell the house to someone else, with you as a permanent part of the backyard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:28:00 2015 No.13382737 >>13382734 Damn it .Less, I don't want to fap today

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:28:12 2015 No.13382738 >>13382734 Man, .less is having a lot of fun with this new girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:28:51 2015 No.13382741 >>13382725 She doesn't have hands, she has huge grotesque claws I wouldn't wanna get hugged by those

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:28:58 2015 No.13382742 >>13382734 >Houri doing an Ero's snackbar commercial >its so good it makes you go BOOM

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:29:01 2015 No.13382743 >>13382732 Her face is a bit too fat and so are her tits, but besides that it's good

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:29:26 2015 No.13382744 >>13382684 It's just how this shit goes. Someone posting a Familiar-on-a-stick in one of the /a/ threads was enough for KC to investigate MGU and hit it with a C&D. Now MGR and the MGE wiki are afraid of offending their overlord.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:29:26 2015 No.13382745 >>13382738 Good to see he's having fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:30:24 2015 No.13382748 >>13382736 I wonder how that sale would go. >And in the back we have the perpetual raping plant with it's mind broken human male! >Oooooh, we love it! >Not to fast honey. These windows are insulated, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:30:53 2015 No.13382749 >>13382744 It's funny because aphrodisiac bombs are absolutely a thing in MGE

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:32:15 2015 No.13382754 >>13382743 She tastefully plump. Like that Kaoruko from Gundam Build.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:32:21 2015 No.13382756 >>13382744 They suck KC's dick too much. It's like its the only dick to suck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:32:50 2015 No.13382757 >>13382749 It wasn't clear if she was drawn with aphrodisiac bombs or real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:41:18 2015 No.13382776 I want to take a nap in my backyard resting my head on the lap of my alraune waifu while she photosynthesizes .

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:42:34 2015 No.13382780 How do you feel about Alraunes with fuckable flowers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:43:38 2015 No.13382782 >>13382780 I wish that Vanadis games were translated, that's how I feel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:43:45 2015 No.13382783 >>13382780 I don't hate them. Flowers are love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:44:45 2015 No.13382785 File: 205 KB, 479x650, Ryu_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382741 Are you kidding? Big meaty claws are designed for hugging.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:46:09 2015 No.13382787 File: 63 KB, 389x600, Alp_Lilim_Sketch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Alp Lilim How is that even fucking possible?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:46:20 2015 No.13382789 >>13382748 >Eventually the house is sold >The new owner comes out to the backyard and and pointlessly waters the Liliruane and laughs while doing so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:46:27 2015 No.13382790 >>13382730 I got out of mine not 5 minutes ago. Showermind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:46:43 2015 No.13382791 >>13382785 What would a handjob from a Ryu's big meaty claws feel like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:46:54 2015 No.13382792 File: 333 KB, 1500x1000, 49995579_p94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:47:46 2015 No.13382794 >>13382787 Demon Lord has her first male child He turns out to be a raging faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:47:58 2015 No.13382796 >>13382787 non-canon for-fun sketch KC did, along with a few others

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:48:11 2015 No.13382797 >>13382787 Anything is possible with fucking!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:48:54 2015 No.13382799 >>13382787 Alps would be totally fine if they were just tomboys instead of still identifying as men Is that actually somebody's fetish?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:50:32 2015 No.13382802 >>13382799 I'd bromance an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:50:53 2015 No.13382803 File: 110 KB, 356x550, Honey_Bee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382776 Honey Bees > Alraune

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:50:59 2015 No.13382805

>>13382776
That sounds super comfy.

I would like to be immortal with a dryad waifu. We would have a little cottage in the woods outside a small city.

We would play vidya and watch movies and read and shit. Then when we hear about something neat coming out soon we go chill in a nice spot in the woods for a while. Do the whole 'fuck non-stop for a year' thing plant types love so much. Slow and relaxing though.

Then we finish and the new movie or whatever is out and we can go watch it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:51:15 2015 No.13382806 >>13382791 The scales on the back of her hand are hard and coarse, but the inside of her claw looks soft. It'd feel nice, a little bit clumsy maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:52:04 2015 No.13382810 >>13382791 Realistically, probably unpleasant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:52:07 2015 No.13382811 >>13382803 I like how cute and cosplay-ish early MGE's designs looked.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:52:26 2015 No.13382812

>>13382799
>Still identifying as men
I don't see why it matters. That's as irrelevant as people identifying with a different sex than what you're born with. Plus you're forgetting the part about them having their brains readjusted to love sex as a woman and eventually embracing their femininity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:53:48 2015 No.13382817 >>13382799 >Is that actually somebody's fetish? Of course. That's makes it fun to break them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:53:54 2015 No.13382818 >>13382794 Oh the rage. After fucking a million times, they finally have a son. Only to become an MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:53:57 2015 No.13382819 File: 1.55 MB, 1250x1600, Quetz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382785 But soft fluffy wings are better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:54:20 2015 No.13382821 >>13382799 I don't think they identify as men anymore when they enter the final stages. They go full on tits and ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:54:47 2015 No.13382823 >>13382812 You're forgetting the part where that only happens to a minority of Alps And whipping your dick out in front of her only for her to stammer something like "B-But I'm a boy, boys can't do these things together" wouldn't be a bonerkiller?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:54:48 2015 No.13382824 >>13382819 For you. Not everyone is into plumage, son.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:55:27 2015 No.13382825 What if the demon lord had a daughter who was super rebellious and went off and became a nun or paladin? Because I'd tenderly romance that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:55:49 2015 No.13382826 >>13382819 Those scales look like they'd tear the flesh off your bones

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:56:30 2015 No.13382829 >>13382824 Harpies are olev

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:56:48 2015 No.13382831 >>13382803 I want to watch as a swarm of Honey Bees ravish an alraune, making her cum over and over again as they milk her for her nectar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:56:59 2015 No.13382832 >>13382823 Alps going full dick loving crazy is a limit function where the probability approaches one as n approaches infinity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:57:06 2015 No.13382833 >>13382811 Yeah. The legs should be more bee-ish though. I like how one doujin artist portrayed the Moth girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:57:21 2015 No.13382834 File: 548 KB, 1000x874, 1418901076882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382785 Psst, small clawed hands better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:57:56 2015 No.13382836 >>13382826 Those aren't scales, they're feathers. Feathered-serpent, remember?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:58:14 2015 No.13382837

>>13382823
>wouldn't be a bonerkiller?
Not to the people Alps are designed to appeal to. They're the genderbender monster. That's a pretty popular fetish in Japan.

If you want an Alp that identifies as female then just get a tomboy succubus. It's the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:58:20 2015 No.13382838 >>13382819 >Flight feathers >Soft That's not how wings work. It's more like being hugged by giant brooms or a haystack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:58:35 2015 No.13382839 >>13382831 Make that a Liliraune and it will be twice the fun!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:58:46 2015 No.13382840 >>13382834 Those just look weird. Either have normal hands or monstrous ones, but not something in between like that.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:58:50 2015 No.13382842

>>13382821
Nah. As they enter their final stages, fully adjusted to being Alps, what kind of woman they are tends to vary. Some do still identify as guys. Some go full tits-and-ass bimbos. And you'll find Alps who're pretty well any kind of woman in between.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:58:54 2015 No.13382843 File: 74 KB, 600x800, School Dragon 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382829 They are. I just prefer scales.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:59:41 2015 No.13382845 >>13382840 Small monster hands are made for hand holding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:59:47 2015 No.13382846 >>13382837 >That's a pretty popular fetish in Japan. Aren't those people just faggots in denial?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 04:59:58 2015 No.13382847 >>13382823 >"B-But I'm a boy, boys can't do these things together" The cliche thing to do here would be to tweak her girly bits and when she reacts say "Boys don't have parts these, and they don't make lewd noises when I do this!"

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:00:03 2015 No.13382848

>>13382823
>And whipping your dick out in front of her only for her to stammer something like "B-But I'm a boy, boys can't do these things together" wouldn't be a bonerkiller?
>This only makes my dick harder
>Makes me want to pound her boipussy
>And her pussy-pussy
>And her stammering mouth-pussy

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:00:24 2015 No.13382849
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>Pony tail mandatory, makes her look better

>The large ears 'I think they make her look better..I just love red eyes on foxes

>Nape of the neck can be very sexy.

Lame TL, but what the hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:01:10 2015 No.13382850 >>13382840 I think they would look fine if the transition for scales to skin was more gradual and natural looking, instead of it looking like she's wearing croc skin gloves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:02:02 2015 No.13382855 >>13382845 What's even the point? If you want normal sized hands, regular human ones would look better and feel better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:02:13 2015 No.13382856 >>13382837 No it is not a popular fetish in japan, its just a popular fetish for 1 faggot that is obsessed with Alps and never shuts up about them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:02:13 2015 No.13382857 >>13382832 >Limit function Fucking hell why'd you have to remind me I'm supposed to be studying calculus instead of fucking about on here?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:02:45 2015 No.13382858

>>13382823
>"B-But I'm a boy, boys can't do these things together"

The cliche thing to do here would be to tweak her girly bits and when she reacts say "Boys don't have parts like these, and they don't make lewd noises when I do this!"
reposting because this is my brain at 4 am

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:03:21 2015 No.13382861 >>13382850 Monster parts usually look appealing because they appear like clothes. Trying to make them look "natural" will usually result in something horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:03:55 2015 No.13382864 >>13382846 I'm sure there are subtle differences but I don't like the fetish myself so I couldn't explain them. And whether those differences are enough to make it not gay are up to each man to decide for himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:05:38 2015 No.13382872 >>13382845 So can big hands. By that I mean your hand disappears entirely inside of hers. And all the better for the dragon to pick you up and fly you to her secluded mountain cave where she'll make you her most valuable treasure.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:06:03 2015 No.13382875

>>13382857
Remember that the only thing useful you'll get out of it is being able to shortcut your way to some stuff if you analyze graphs a lot like for science or statistics.

>Asked to calculate acceleration the long way
>Take the derivative of the velocity function instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:08:33 2015 No.13382880 File: 610 KB, 800x600, 1429424087222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382803 Another pic for you Honey Bee fan boys. Unless this is actually a Hornet

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:09:46 2015 No.13382882 >>13382880 She's a Queen Bee, in every sense of the word. She sticks her long chitin plated fingers in your ass

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:09:59 2015 No.13382883

>>13382838

I was going to use the MANAMACHINES response but that's basically how Ryus work too. Both are stupidly powerful reptiles that can control the weather and fly without actually needing wings. Their scales/feathers/w/e can feel like whatever they want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:10:10 2015 No.13382884 >>13382880 >no fuzz to be seen It's a wasp, get the fuck out of there while you still can

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:10:19 2015 No.13382885 >>13382882 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:10:51 2015 No.13382888 File: 63 KB, 673x614, hornets!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382880 >that face It's HORNETS, I can tell.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:10:56 2015 No.13382889
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>>13382861
To you, maybe. I hate that. I would love for them to look more natural.

Pic related for example. Arguably more cosplay tier than the MGE dragon, but I think she looks more natural and more monstrous.
And I want to lick those abs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:13:00 2015 No.13382892 >>13382883 They wouldn't hold that shape or form if they were soft. Have you seen what long soft feathers look like, like on a pheasant tail? This is like arguing gummy horns on minotaurs or soft rubber spikes on manticore tails.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:13:06 2015 No.13382893 >>13382888 Sweet merciful Ilias call the fucking paladins

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:14:54 2015 No.13382896

>>13382856
Popular might be an over statement but it definitely is a fetish that's more common in Japan that it is in the west at least. It isn't hard to find doujins of it.

I won't argue about the second part of that because you're probably right but it isn't relevant to what I was saying.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:15:17 2015 No.13382897

>>13382888

This is why I want to marry a wurm.

She'll slap the shit of anyone that tries to rape me.

And I mean she'd slap them so hard shit would be forced out of their ass from the impact. Along with massive organ damage probably. Basically don't piss off wurms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:16:32 2015 No.13382901 File: 70 KB, 400x225, 1393943980801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382888 Dear lord

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:17:48 2015 No.13382905 >>13382882 Prostate Exams must be fun with her >>13382884 >>13382888 Fuck..

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:18:20 2015 No.13382907 File: 207 KB, 485x750, Claudette in spats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382888 Hornets are displeased by your inability to tell them from their lesser counterparts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:18:33 2015 No.13382908 >>13382888 Everybody already knows hornets are the assholes of the insect world. Or they should anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:18:39 2015 No.13382909 >>13382888 Ah yes, the impossible pierced dick story from the man that brought us such other impossible stories as fucking the bone splintery bullet holes in the kneecaps of a tanuki. I don't know how anyone could ever get worked up over it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:18:46 2015 No.13382910 >>13382892 No you missed the point I made entirely. They work on magic, ergo while flying they can be one way and on the ground another. Or they could just be magic and I don't have to explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:19:50 2015 No.13382912 >>13382880 Her footjob scene was pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:20:14 2015 No.13382914 >>13382909 >fucking the bone splintery bullet holes in the kneecaps of a tanuki How edgy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:21:57 2015 No.13382916 >>13382914 More like pointy.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:23:10 2015 No.13382918

>>13382910
And all monsters are magic but I don't see anyone making the case for jelly antlers on a ryu that you wrap around your dick to fuck. Because it's retarded.

You're just making the old KC "You could shove your dick into a pile of razor blades and it would feel good with mamano mana."

Except you're not even making it right because he never says that the nature of a thing is changed, just that it feels good. So the feathers would be course and rough as hell but Mamano Mana would make it feel awesome to you until the thought of those stiff things beating in your face would make you cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:23:36 2015 No.13382920 >>13382912 Oh.. Please share.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:25:20 2015 No.13382924 >>13382908 We need a hornet girl anatomy chart that just rips off that wasp anatomy chart with 'Hatred' 'Indignation' and 'Arse Dagger'. For reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:27:12 2015 No.13382933 >>13382924 >Arse Dagger >not Penis Impaler

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:34:50 2015 No.13382947 >>13382920 http://exhentai.org/s/e664c2acc0/521889-251

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:50:49 2015 No.13382978 >>13382947 >those delicate wings Wingjobs when? I want her to buzz my rocks off with those beautiful things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:53:30 2015 No.13382986 ded yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 05:56:52 2015 No.13382996 File: 434 KB, 640x480, despair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never recieve a tonguejob from an akaname

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:01:27 2015 No.13383010 >>13382996 >you will never receive a tonguejob from a karakasa-obake

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:02:23 2015 No.13383015 File: 494 KB, 1200x1200, 34350551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My room keeps getting taken over by wasps, suddenly I'm finding myself wanting a venus flytrap waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:02:43 2015 No.13383017 >>13383010 you like them big and thick, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:03:04 2015 No.13383020 >>13383015 >yfw she sucks your dick with the fly traps

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:04:05 2015 No.13383023 >>13383017 Are you trying to insinuate something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:04:37 2015 No.13383024 >>13383015 >tfw it's starting to get warmer and open the window the other day >Had to hide for 15 min from a wasp that entered with blankets God I hate those faggots

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:04:50 2015 No.13383026 File: 598 KB, 1000x1457, 1394331950408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383017 How thick is too thick?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:06:56 2015 No.13383030 File: 57 KB, 435x600, 1430042816808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383023 why would i do such a thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:07:14 2015 No.13383031 >>13383020 Fear boner material right there. >>13383024 Fuck wasps, unless it's wasp girls. Wasp girls can stay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:08:54 2015 No.13383034 >>13383030 Sometimes a tongue is just a tongue. And huge monster girl tongues are hot. And Karakasa's tongue is like a tongue and a tentacle in one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:09:21 2015 No.13383036 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50034001 People can shitpost and call her a human girl till the holsts come home but I think this is the most art a new girl has got in quite a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:10:08 2015 No.13383038 >>13383036 >super vanilla girl is extremely popular and gets a lot of fanart stop the presses

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:10:33 2015 No.13383041 >>13383036 EROSU ACKBAR! ALALALALA- boom!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:11:06 2015 No.13383043 >>13383038 Yet we're not swimming in a sea of Valkyrie art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:11:31 2015 No.13383044 >>13383036 It's the heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:13:20 2015 No.13383049 >Read a LN >Fat cat tats with abs Why must you try my patience

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:14:20 2015 No.13383050 >>13383043 Most people don't find armor sexy. Houri is literally the most vanilla girl in all of MGE. So of course she'll be really popular.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:15:28 2015 No.13383052 >>13383034 are you trying to convince me? or to convince yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:22:55 2015 No.13383060 >>13383038 Hey, don't say that when Troll doesn't have anything at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:26:01 2015 No.13383067 >>13383060 Troll has very off-putting giant hands and feet I wonder what a Troll with normal hands/feet would look like

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:27:03 2015 No.13383069 >>13383067 A brown gardener girl...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:27:04 2015 No.13383070 >>13383050 >Most people don't find armor sexy. Heathens and plebs. captcha:joild Yes, these people should be joild

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:28:06 2015 No.13383072 >>13383067 >a troll will never jerk you off your tiny dick with her thumb and index finger alone

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:29:30 2015 No.13383073 >>13383072 technically since incubi in MGE tend to have huge dicks, wouldn't Troll's big hands be fairly useful there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:30:30 2015 No.13383077 >Houri at monster girl school >Gets bullied for being too vanilla >In an attempt to fit in she dresses up as a Khepri >The Khepri delinquent gang force her to join, not noticing she's a fake And so begins the Houri's life in crime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:32:02 2015 No.13383079 >>13383077 I'm pretty sure the other eros girls would look out for her

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:40:21 2015 No.13383097 >>13383079 I sure wouldn't want to be nagged about the importance of love by a titty bird, a milk maid, and a pouty heart thingy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:42:59 2015 No.13383108 >>13383036 >Houri and Devil Yes. Yes! More deliciously soft little girls!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:46:55 2015 No.13383120 >>13383036 Pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:52:37 2015 No.13383145 >>13383050 >Popular Tho i do agree valkyries are great

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 06:55:30 2015 No.13383155 >>13383145 Then why haven't you drawn any of it?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:15:30 2015 No.13383220 [DELETED]

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I just watched Up for the first time in a long time, and made myself sad with that opening sequence. So here's something for us to ponder: if your waifu is immortal or extremely long lived and you're not, what does she do once you kick the bucket?
Obviously this doesn't apply to MGE but still.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:17:07 2015 No.13383229 >>13383220 Didn't we have that very question asked last thread already?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:17:21 2015 No.13383231 >>13383220 >>13377647

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:18:26 2015 No.13383234 >>13383229 >last thread Well excuse me for not being here for every thread. Goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:19:53 2015 No.13383238 File: 1.63 MB, 500x281, Magic always comes at a price.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383220 >Inb4 Lichsolveseverything-anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:21:07 2015 No.13383241 >>13383238 Magic never comes at a price. Liches solve everything forever, for the low-low price of about tree-fiddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:22:23 2015 No.13383246 >>13383241 >And that's when I realized my third rate necromancer was really a crustacean from the paleazoic era!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:22:31 2015 No.13383247 File: 156 KB, 800x1067, 1413384218002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383241 And then I realized, that cute little Lich girl was actually a seven story crustacean from the late paleolithic era. Goddamn Loch Ness Monstah!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:23:31 2015 No.13383252 >>13383246 >>13383247 Hivemind please go, you're scary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:23:53 2015 No.13383254 >>13383234 No need to sound so passive aggressive, he only asked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:25:36 2015 No.13383260 >>13383252 It was two people responding to a post that was setting up an extremely well known joke/reference, hardly hivemind

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:27:45 2015 No.13383265 How would you fix some of the more hated mgs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:28:36 2015 No.13383268 >>13383260 >8 seconds apart I don't believe you. >>13383265 Make Furniture Sith not furry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:29:50 2015 No.13383273 >>13383265 Give them an endearing well-written story where people get attached to the character regardless of her species. Then the phenomenon of /mgg/ being unable to tell individuals apart lets threadcanon take care of the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:30:33 2015 No.13383276 File: 182 KB, 558x580, Wyvern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why baby Cryvern?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:31:02 2015 No.13383278 >>13383276 Every time someone spills Holst milk, a Wyvern cries over it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:33:12 2015 No.13383283 >>13383278 Do Wyvern's like Holst milk that much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:34:01 2015 No.13383286 >>13383283 Do Oomukade schlick while watching you sleep?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:35:43 2015 No.13383290

>>13383265
>Go back in time and make Manticore less talked about a smidge.
>Make Beelzebub a NEET mojyo-looking insect girl instead of an obnoxious filth-mongering loli
>Same with Devil Bug
>Pharaoh isn't hated, but still, make her sun magic and necromancy a more prominent thing.
>Make Matango less like something out of Saya no Uta
>Make Hornet a tomboyish, bully Honeybee, like Minotaurus is to Holstaurus
>Make Roper non-parasitic
>Purge Parasite Slimes

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:35:55 2015 No.13383292 >>13383252 The sooner you realize that the Laughing Lilim is real the better

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:36:12 2015 No.13383293 >>13383286 Do they?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:36:44 2015 No.13383295 >>13383286 Is Deruella a zealot?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:37:26 2015 No.13383299

>>13383268
The timing apart doesn't matter anon

If you asked a large crowd of people that old as fuck Knock Knock, Orange you glad i didn't say banana joke, and you leave it open for them to finish the joke, would you say it was a hive mind when multiple people do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:39:13 2015 No.13383303 >>13383293 Well the only one I know about sure does. >>13383299 Why so serious?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:39:21 2015 No.13383304 >>13383290 Alright, serious question. Why are Parasite Slimes so hated around here? Because of human women enslavement?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:40:03 2015 No.13383308 >>13383276 >Bullying Wyverns >Doing this numerous times Thanks for ruining something I like, jerk. Now I'll have to bully other things now, like Anubi or Kikimory or Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:40:13 2015 No.13383309 >>13383304 That can't be it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:40:20 2015 No.13383311 >>13383303 I just don't like it when people use terms wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:40:49 2015 No.13383313 >>13383303 But that one also smells. Are you saying all oomukade are smelly too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:41:13 2015 No.13383316 >>13383308 >bullying Ryu Tell me how that works out for you. >>13383311 That's just inconceivable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:41:42 2015 No.13383317 File: 49 KB, 182x199, tipping bonnet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383246 >>13383247 >yfw you just came into her cold dead pussy as payment and you realize she's actually a gigantic lizard girl when she tips her bonnet at you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:42:07 2015 No.13383319 >>13383316 n-no anon please don't

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:42:23 2015 No.13383320 >>13383316 >Tell me how that works out for you. Lots of water works.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:42:36 2015 No.13383321

>>13383304
For me, I think they're what's written on the tin: they're parasites that get inside of human women and wear their bodies as their own. And for me, it almost sounds like they kill the girl's consciousness, and then use their body for the sole purpose of reproduction.

So that's my take on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:42:43 2015 No.13383322 >>13383313 No, just that one, because that one is disgusting and unlovable. Also I think other Oomukade have access to regular showers or baths. >>13383319 What's that? Am I too inconceivable to you?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:43:13 2015 No.13383325

>>13383304
Same reason as matangos, except they overtake the mind of a human girl instead of literally eating it. All the parasites are hated. Ropers, Matango, all of them.

And the second worse part is you're just banging a human girl with a really bad infestation at the end of the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:43:52 2015 No.13383327 >>13383304 Forced monsterisation a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:44:28 2015 No.13383331 >>13383322 please anon you're killing me

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:45:34 2015 No.13383335 >>13383331 NEVER MATCH WITS WITH A SICILIAN!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:45:38 2015 No.13383336 >>13383322 >that one is disgusting and unlovable. I will fight you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:46:46 2015 No.13383338 >>13383304 I think they're ok that little face makes me happy though i don't know if i would be able to fully block out the whole "this is just a human woman with some slime tagging along for the ride/semen" I would rather a real monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:47:54 2015 No.13383339 >>13383304 Most likely. I don't have a problem with them so I wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:47:54 2015 No.13383340 >>13383325 >Matango is a human chick with a fungal infection gone out of control >Parasite slime is a human chick with a giant slimy bacterial colony infecting her >Roper is a human girl with an evil squid permanently lodged in her vagina

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:49:41 2015 No.13383348 >>13383340 Well, when ya put it that way...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:49:51 2015 No.13383350 >>13383338 But that's wrong. It's a slime dragging around a meat puppet so it has a greater chance of getting dicked. You're fucking a jello monster's ventriloquist dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:50:15 2015 No.13383351 I want a harem of sea bishops so i can make fun of their hats all the time!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:51:18 2015 No.13383356 >>13383351 Wouldn't that be what a Merrow harem is for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:52:40 2015 No.13383362 >>13383356 >>13383351 >not having both sea bishops and merrows in your harem What other mgs wear funny hats?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:52:45 2015 No.13383363 >>13383336 Then why was she abandoned? Tell me that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:53:27 2015 No.13383370 >>13383362 mad hatter

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:54:02 2015 No.13383374 >>13383363 How should I know? Ask Alp. Also bully him while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:54:27 2015 No.13383376 >>13383363 Because she was an illegal immigrant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:54:32 2015 No.13383377 >>13383362 >Trolls >Mad Hatter, duh >Dark Priest >Dhampir etc

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:55:43 2015 No.13383384 >>13383374 You just said you'd fight me, and now you're trying to sic your karate-Alp on me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:55:56 2015 No.13383386 >>13383356 >>13383362 >>13383370 Fine ill have sea bishops merrows mad hatters and an ushi-oni so i can make fun of her seal!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:56:44 2015 No.13383389 >>13383386 >make fun of her seal! She could take it off you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:56:56 2015 No.13383390 File: 298 KB, 600x861, troll2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383377 >>Trolls That's more of a flower crown Unless you mean the McDonalds employee hat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:57:44 2015 No.13383394 >>13383377 Dhampirs and Mad Hatters wear excellent hats though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:59:10 2015 No.13383400 >>13383389 Then ill just make fun of her horns!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:59:36 2015 No.13383402 >>13383390 jesus christ I had forgotten just how ugly trolls are

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:59:39 2015 No.13383403 >>13383389 >Make fun of her seal to the point where she stutters out a: >"O-Okay...I'll take it off if you want me too..." >Aggressive rape ensues

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 07:59:57 2015 No.13383405 >>13383400 >Making fun of the horns You fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:00:02 2015 No.13383406 >>13383402 I hope a Troll sits on your face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:00:24 2015 No.13383408 Uh oh! Your monster girl waifu has become obsessed with pregnant sex after one night of experimentation Now she wants to be pregnant as often as possible, disregarding the consequences What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:01:03 2015 No.13383410 >>13383402 No U! A troll has the most beautiful freckles on her face, and the plumpest of bodies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:01:19 2015 No.13383414 >>13383405 Maybe even some snide remarks about her big fat abdomen and big claws!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:01:27 2015 No.13383416 >>13383408 Embrace the Hellhound stampede.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:02:03 2015 No.13383419 >>13383408 She'll get over the phase once the girl is born.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:02:25 2015 No.13383423 >>13383408 Enjoy the Unlimited Cowgirl Works. And the breastfeeding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:03:27 2015 No.13383429 >>13383402 Trolls are olev, please leave

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:04:43 2015 No.13383433 >>13383410 And the ugliest hands and feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:06:09 2015 No.13383436 >>13383408 Why would a Lich want to be constantly pregnant? Please no. >>13383406 Pretty great punishment there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:06:24 2015 No.13383438 File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, Troll anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383433 They have a fat ass and a moe complex, what more could you need

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:06:32 2015 No.13383439 >>13383433 Who actually cares about hands/feet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:09:23 2015 No.13383448 >>13383438 You had me at fat ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:09:53 2015 No.13383451 >>13383439 About 1 in 4 people if Seinfeld is any indication.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:11:10 2015 No.13383455 >>13383438 There's nothing better than a girl with a figure like that in a corset. Especially with that wonderful handle in place waiting for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:11:44 2015 No.13383458 >>13383438 getting stuck with a troll must suck for footfags though

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:12:31 2015 No.13383459 >>13383455 Lewd bodies in classy clothes are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:12:44 2015 No.13383461 >>13383458 Good, footfags don't deserve nice things

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:13:25 2015 No.13383465 >>13383458 A lot better than lamias or centaurs though

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:13:52 2015 No.13383466 >>13383455 >You will never suddenly undo her corset and get a glimpse of how deliciously plump she truly is >She will never take a small but noticeable gasp of air when you do

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:14:53 2015 No.13383469 >>13383461 I feel as though a giant foot stomped on your house as a kidonce...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:15:50 2015 No.13383473 >>13383458 >>13383465 Imagine getting stuck with an MG you hate. That would be terrible. You better pray to the god of sending anons to the MG world that you land near you're waifu or at least someone you like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:16:42 2015 No.13383476 >>13383473 This is one of those times when I'm glad I'm not picky.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:17:00 2015 No.13383478 >>13383458 Most monster girls would suck for foot fetishists. They could only really enjoy the more human ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:17:47 2015 No.13383484 >>13383473 I personally don't hate any MG apart from giant slugs and the old matangos so that's fine

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:18:00 2015 No.13383486 >>13383473 I wouldn't care as long as long as it's not a Roper, Cat Shit or some MGQ abomination (certain Xelvy abominations excluded from that last point).

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:18:00 2015 No.13383487 >>13383478 Or they could learn to love monster girl feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:18:38 2015 No.13383489 >>13383487 I want to see a Wurm with a foot-fetishist hubby. She'd try so hard for him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:19:49 2015 No.13383492 >>13383489 He'd probably just eventually become aroused by her tail, and then she can get him off with that.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:20:32 2015 No.13383495

>>13383466
>You will never tenderly sex her while she still has it on
>Feel her squirming around in its tight confines
>Watch her bosom bulge out of it, swelling with each of her short breaths
>When you finish you untie it, revealing the sweaty, deliciously soft flesh within trembling as she pants in the afterglow
>You will never go back for round 2

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:23:04 2015 No.13383502 >>13383489 Reminds me of that Princess X doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:28:18 2015 No.13383516 File: 255 KB, 566x1213, 1418248665229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you prefer young and inexperienced maids you can teach and discipline, or old and experienced maids who already know their ropes but who you discipline anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:29:23 2015 No.13383520 >>13383516 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:29:59 2015 No.13383522 >>13383516 Old because they can do their job

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:30:21 2015 No.13383523 >>13383520 Would your older maid help you discipline the younger, or would it be the other way around?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:30:27 2015 No.13383525 >>13383516 Of course

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:30:30 2015 No.13383526 >>13383516 Old and experienced maids who discipline me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:31:25 2015 No.13383530 >>13383526 Oh my, what a wicked master you would make!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:32:17 2015 No.13383533 >>13383530 It's for my own good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:32:19 2015 No.13383534 >>13383523 Have the older maid help discipline the younger, then have the younger one show what she learned. Repeat until maid competency is at an all time high.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:32:26 2015 No.13383536 >>13383516 I bet a Kikimora's ears and tail get softer with age.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:32:28 2015 No.13383537 >>13383408 >MGE entry is literally Gyoubu-danuki >my own household of the 808 tanuki

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:33:55 2015 No.13383544 >>13383533 Yes it is. Now thank her for every, uhh, how does she discipline you? >>13383534 Genius.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:34:41 2015 No.13383546

>>13383522
This.

I'd much rather have a maid who is actually a competent maid, that I can can love than some clumsy new girl who doesn't know what she's doing.

But then kikis are probably like those pretty mexican girls you see sometimes who learn to clean from their grandmas since they were little and are better than most professional housecleaning services by the time they're a preteen.

>12 year old kiki demanding to know why you don't have any club soda or ajax when you said all cleaning supplies were well stocked

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:43:42 2015 No.13383570 >>13383322 Screw you buddy, spaghetti jap is love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:44:35 2015 No.13383573 >>13383570 No she isn't, and we probably won't get that update we're supposed to get tomorrow because Alp is a lazy bastard. Let's bully both of them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:44:50 2015 No.13383576 >>13383544 >how does she discipline you? Not that Anon, but like this http://nhentai.net/g/103875/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:46:21 2015 No.13383580 >>13383526 Is this you? http://exhentai.org/g/568998/74b6605b6c/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:49:14 2015 No.13383585 >>13383580 >Those tags Closed the tab like hornets were coming out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:51:27 2015 No.13383591 >>13383585 It's not pretty

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 08:59:40 2015 No.13383618 >>13383591 >getting kicked in the nads by your cute sadistic maid so hard you cum and fall face-first into your own puddle It's very romantic, anon.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:00:09 2015 No.13383622
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>>13383516
Young tanuki forced into indentured servitude on my staff being trained and disciplined by hyper-competent older Kiki.
>Doesn't know how to prepare food, sucks at cleaning fixtures, can't repair anything.
>Always wants to help with the paperwork and is told to know her place by her mentor.
>Tries to do extra to have some saved wages at the end of her contract, ends up having to pay me back for all the stuff she breaks.
>Kiki coaches her on how to repay me with her ass. At least she's good at that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:03:18 2015 No.13383630 >>13383516 >Not hiring a Hellhound roomba

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:08:07 2015 No.13383645
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An Anubis maid would be the best. She'd have it so ingrained in her mind that she should be setting the schedule and giving orders that having to follow instructions and wait on you hand and foot would drive her mad. You could pull the whole "oh sorry I forgot can you do [insert x made up chore here]" routine completely breaking the schedule and triggering her OCD.

Perfect bully material.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:09:00 2015 No.13383647 File: 1.11 MB, 862x1200, Valkyrie KC op.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383050 >Most people don't find armor sexy. That's blasphemy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:10:58 2015 No.13383655 File: 312 KB, 800x1200, 1429550139095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383647 Would you rather a Valkyrie or a Paladin?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:12:45 2015 No.13383663 >>13383655 That isn't a Paladin

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:14:53 2015 No.13383669 >>13383663 Dass rayciss! Just because she's been corrupted by that there sweet shota dick and turned into a Succuslut doesn't mean she's not a paladin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:17:22 2015 No.13383675 >>13383669 Yes it does. Who heard of a paladin of dicks? inb4 some DnD god/goddess of sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:18:22 2015 No.13383680 >>13383669 >Implying she isn't just a dhampir fighting both her instinct and her parents

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:18:31 2015 No.13383682 >>13383675 >tfw you'll never pull the peasant railgun playing DnD with your waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:18:59 2015 No.13383683 File: 638 KB, 534x482, 1403127513550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383669 Story of a monsterized yandere brocon Paladin girl raping her beloved Page/Squire when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:19:59 2015 No.13383689 >>13383683 It's in queue. Well, something to that effect is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:20:29 2015 No.13383694 >>13383669 Why shotashit? It is original pic with no backstory

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:21:16 2015 No.13383696 >>13383675 >inb4 some DnD god/goddess of sex There actually is. And she does indeed have paladins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:23:47 2015 No.13383707 File: 911 KB, 794x1200, 1407821049958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383655 A paladin who is elevated into a Valkyrie and then turns into a Dark Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:25:24 2015 No.13383715 >>13383696 Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:25:29 2015 No.13383716 >>13383696 Oh my...how would MGs react to those paladins?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:26:24 2015 No.13383720 >>13383707 >that recent Druellification trend with different MGs Stop this people. The possibilities seem too frightening, we're no Gods to play like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:27:36 2015 No.13383723 >>13383720 Aren't we though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:27:40 2015 No.13383725 >>13383682 >Peasant railgun >Annihilation arrow tips I miss DnD engineering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:28:30 2015 No.13383727 >>13383715 http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Sune >Order of the Ruby Rose. >A knightly order affiliated with the Church of Sune, made up of bards, fighters, and paladins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:28:38 2015 No.13383728 >>13383720 Those frightening possibilities have already come to pass. See: Liliwurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:29:45 2015 No.13383735 >>13383725 And don't forget >CLANK >What the fuck was that?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:31:49 2015 No.13383748 File: 250 KB, 1200x1716, 1430003499327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How robot do you like your robot girls? If she's less than a military grade weapon then she's vanilla shit. And how can you love vanilla shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:33:15 2015 No.13383756 >>13383727 >Bards Time to impregnate rocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:34:58 2015 No.13383767 File: 253 KB, 1200x1697, 1427573662177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383748 About this robot / doll. I want visible dolljoints but that's pretty much it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:35:20 2015 No.13383769 >>13383748 That's cute, but not sure I'd dick it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:36:08 2015 No.13383773 File: 985 KB, 827x1169, 1413584027166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383748 Robotic limbs with a bio-organic torso designed to allow for breeding robo-golem daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:36:12 2015 No.13383775 >>13383769 Where would you dick it though

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:36:37 2015 No.13383777 File: 628 KB, 1123x794, 7d835437a5eea4463e3af2842b58dbe0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383748 Something like this but I don't normally class robots as monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:37:06 2015 No.13383779 >>13383748 I'd probably Orianna, as far as robot girls go. >>13383767 is also good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:39:25 2015 No.13383796 >>13383775 Dick Port 1 or Dick Port 2.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:39:34 2015 No.13383797 File: 832 KB, 1024x576, I'd sproink that.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:40:09 2015 No.13383802 >>13383777 Living Dolls are just magical robots. I have both filed under Automata in my monmusu folder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:40:48 2015 No.13383803 >>13383797 Reading Initial D.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:41:33 2015 No.13383808 >>13383797 Listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnolR-KLauE and watching a butterfly that's stuck in my room but doesn't wanna get out when I open the window. It's been a fucking hour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:42:31 2015 No.13383813 >>13383808 You need to help it, butterflies are silly creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:43:31 2015 No.13383818 >>13383813 Best thing is that it's standing on the border of the window

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:43:46 2015 No.13383821 >>13383777 I don't know why, but Joice reminds me of best girl from Franken Fran. What was her name again? the transforming werewolf-sensei.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:49:58 2015 No.13383849 File: 332 KB, 780x960, 1294122047944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383797 Writefagging Writefagging about naieve dryads

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:50:42 2015 No.13383852
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>>13383769
Why does everything need to be about dicking? Can't you love a cute girl without dicking her?

Honest question /mgt/: If you came across a girl who you thought was perfect and fulfilled every emotional need of yours, but was impossible to dick, would you still love and waifu her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:51:35 2015 No.13383857 >>13383852 Yes. I can always jerk off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:52:08 2015 No.13383861 >>13383852 >impossible to dick That's not possible, unless she's a literal blob. There'd be somewhere to dick, mouth, intercrural, handjobs...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:52:19 2015 No.13383864 >>13383852 Yeah, the right hand will never leave me

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:52:30 2015 No.13383865 >>13383773 Why does KC have to ruin all of his monster girl designs with goofy oversized hands?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:52:56 2015 No.13383866 File: 380 KB, 600x600, 1293614422145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383852 Maybe. But this is /mgt/, not /asexual emotional fulfillment general/. THAT'S why everything needs to be about dicking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:53:31 2015 No.13383867 >>13383861 If her mouth had sharp pieces of machinery inside, her thighs were just cold metal pillars, and her hands were sharp claws... Robutts are like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:54:24 2015 No.13383872 >>13383867 Not him, but I could still rub my glans on her cheek untill I came.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:55:27 2015 No.13383878 File: 119 KB, 368x506, MMZ Anubis Necromancess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383865 I like them. It makes me want to dress them up as Reploids or something. That, or something involving Dorf technology.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:56:07 2015 No.13383880 File: 281 KB, 640x512, 1430056567751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383867 Your dick is insufficiently adventurous, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:57:52 2015 No.13383887 >>13383880 Are those electrodes on his dick? Because electro torture is not sexy

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 09:57:58 2015 No.13383888

>>13383867
Enough lube and a warm room would make some part of her dickable. Between those metal pillars, armpits, kneepits, along her spine... Even if you invented some bullshit to keep me from dry humping her anywhere, I'd tell her to choke an onahole with her thighs as I kiss and vanilla her all over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:00:12 2015 No.13383892 >>13383887 I have no idea. It's the flesh-rending titanium claws that trouble me more than a few volts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:02:51 2015 No.13383899 >>13383867 reminds me of brunhilde from MGQ paradox she has gears and various other machine bits inside her vagina

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:03:17 2015 No.13383902 >>13383888 Pretty much. Nothing would stop me from dicking some part of her, or cuming on her or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:04:15 2015 No.13383908 Daughteru begins with a 'D' you know what else begins with a 'D'? Down with the demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:05:07 2015 No.13383909 >>13383908 You know what else starts with a D? Dumb-dumb. That's what you are! So sayeth the White Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:05:55 2015 No.13383912 >>13383909 Devil May Cry?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:06:28 2015 No.13383914 >>13381927 >"Your a big girl"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:08:18 2015 No.13383922 >>13383912 Dumb-dumb, Dante must cum! So sayeth the White Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:11:15 2015 No.13383931 >>13383912 >There'll never be a game about bullying Lilims to the point of crying

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:12:25 2015 No.13383933 >>13383922 >>13383909 Every time you say this I'm reminded of the title "Thus spake Zarathustra"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:14:09 2015 No.13383934 >>13383933 Nietzsche please stop advertising your silly books, you're dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:14:11 2015 No.13383935 >>13383931 I'd rather a Lilim bully me.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:14:43 2015 No.13383936

>You'll never be that one quiet, single guy who stays by the sidelines as an anonymous side character, watching people and MGs alike get into all kinds of crazy adventures in the stories written here, lewd or not, not having to worry about anything because nothing involving MGs ever happens to you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:17:05 2015 No.13383943 >>13382484 >Defends the remenants of humanity >Childlike innocence and pure at heart Bretty good taste anon for a such a grimdark setting

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:20:54 2015 No.13383950 >>13383936 >You'll never be of the nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:21:25 2015 No.13383953 >>13383936 Reminded me I'd like to see Teacher-Anon's Dietrich story continued. Unfair unacknowledgement is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:21:54 2015 No.13383955 >>13383934 How the fuck am I gonna advertise a book that's hundreds of years old, I mean I'm fucking dead

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:22:26 2015 No.13383958 File: 493 KB, 2497x1600, 1423360592613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383689 Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:23:01 2015 No.13383965 >>13381833 So the MC is actually a psychopath with anger issues and a swell lad at the same time. He has dissociative identity disorder while still looking harmless most of the time. This is pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:25:05 2015 No.13383973 >>13383965 Makes sense I guess. No other way for him to be just like "Oh, a T-Rex, how cute." Also dat evolution is insane >Dinosaur >Dinosaur in clothes >Monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:27:21 2015 No.13383981 >>13383973 >implying Churio isn't cute as hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:27:42 2015 No.13383984 File: 240 KB, 700x851, 1397033443698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383955 Being dead doesn't mean you don't have the right to use the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:29:06 2015 No.13383989 >>13383984 Yes it does. Spooky things have no right to spook up the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:30:25 2015 No.13383992 >>13383984 Using a ouija is way cheaper than a stable Internet connection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:33:16 2015 No.13383996 >>13383989 The majority of internet users are actually Skeletons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:34:27 2015 No.13383999 File: 579 KB, 707x1000, 1394241922584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383992 Shit bandwidth, though

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:34:33 2015 No.13384000 >>13383996 Shh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:34:58 2015 No.13384001 File: 157 KB, 390x378, 1358929799846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383996

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:35:37 2015 No.13384004 >>13384000 What? It's not like we could keep it hidden much lo

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:35:45 2015 No.13384005 File: 54 KB, 714x682, 1398722108171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383996

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:36:26 2015 No.13384007 >>13383996 Rattle rattle? Rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle! Rattle rattle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:37:07 2015 No.13384008 >>13384001 Oh my, you look absolutely perfect for the Skin Taker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:37:27 2015 No.13384010 File: 112 KB, 500x486, 1430059047682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13383996 No we aren't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:38:22 2015 No.13384011 >>13383996 Not this shit again

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:39:34 2015 No.13384012 >>13384011 >no fun allowed Your sense of humor is dry as a bone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:39:57 2015 No.13384015 File: 609 KB, 895x1191, 1430059197225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you feel about scyllas?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:40:11 2015 No.13384016 >>13383996 >>13384012 >>13384015 MEMES.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:40:55 2015 No.13384017 >>13384015 I'm not opposed. >>13384016 What's wrong Jack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:41:01 2015 No.13384018 >>13384016 Shut up Monsoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:41:29 2015 No.13384019 was there ever a comic where a centaur blackmails a guy into having sex with her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:41:55 2015 No.13384021 >>13383922 The White Wurm is a dumb-dumb!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:42:01 2015 No.13384023 >>13384016 >>13384015 Poor scyllas, I accidentally referenced this post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:42:02 2015 No.13384024 >>13384015 Depends, where do I put it in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:42:29 2015 No.13384025 >>13384021 Nuh-huh!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:42:42 2015 No.13384027 >>13384016 Your memes end here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:43:10 2015 No.13384028 >>13384025 Yuh-huh times infinity!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:43:38 2015 No.13384029 >>13384027 Memes never end. >>13384028 Nuh-huh always one more than you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:43:48 2015 No.13384031 Which Monstergirls would be the most anti-war? How extreme would their protests be if their husbands were drafted by the government in case of a war breaking out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:43:49 2015 No.13384032 I like how everyone flips their shit with one post about skeletons

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:44:39 2015 No.13384035 >>13384031 Echnida ain't letting her baby boy get hurt in a war.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:44:56 2015 No.13384038 >>13384032 what about that one that ended up actually being cute despite being a head to toe skeleton from that one manga about keeping mythological beings as pets

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:45:25 2015 No.13384040 >>13384029 Yuh-huh always infinity times you! White Wurm is a stupid poopy dumb-dumb!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:45:33 2015 No.13384041 >>13384032 Would you rather discuss the moral implications of daughteru dicking and how it is or is not a healthy part of a growing monsters needs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:46:42 2015 No.13384044 >>13384032 This poor fool doesn't know that a skeleton is very close by right now, ready to strike at any time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:46:49 2015 No.13384045 >>13384041 No this is good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:47:08 2015 No.13384047 >>13384031 I'd say any of the Eros monsters considering they'd probably try to convince everyone to just love each other and not fight.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:47:15 2015 No.13384049

>>13384040
It doesn't matter if you add infinity times more than I do, because I said always one more than you first, meaning I'll always have the advantage in perpetuity.
What do you have against the White Wurm anyway? She makes snowmen with her best friend, the Husky Werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:47:20 2015 No.13384051 >>13384041 id like to talk about the socioeconomic issues the mge world would face if the demon lord fails to override the no male child thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:48:23 2015 No.13384054 File: 95 KB, 344x520, Charybdis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384015 What about their neighbors?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:49:25 2015 No.13384061 >>13384054 wrist pussies hip pussies

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:50:02 2015 No.13384063 >>13384049 Husky Werewolf is a fat loser! No, of course I don't want to cuddle with one, shut up

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:50:53 2015 No.13384069 Why do they always do so so so much fan service in the stuff I like I am man of GOD, you all will not corupt me with this bad sin.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:51:00 2015 No.13384070

>>13384054
I want to get comfy with her and pat her head and tell her she won't be bullied by the Scylla or the Crabs anymore.
Then I would put it in her butt.
>>13384063
I once wrote a quick little thing about a Wurm and a Werewolf who built a snowman, but that was just in the thread and not a proper story. Maybe I should remedy that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:51:34 2015 No.13384074 File: 743 KB, 1383x1171, Manticore anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384061

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:52:00 2015 No.13384077 >>13384069 What is corruption? Sex is absolutely crucial for life. To call it bad is saying life itself is bad. You hate life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:52:11 2015 No.13384078 >>13384054 Shit! Shiiiiiiiit!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:53:34 2015 No.13384085 >>13384074 you know, getting raped while you have gaping holes in your body from being stabbed by her barbs and you're bleeding all over the place doesn't sound fun at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:54:09 2015 No.13384086 >>13384085 No shut up it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:55:10 2015 No.13384089 >>13384085 More like one or two fairly shallow piercing wounds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:58:05 2015 No.13384103 >>13384074 Why are manticores such wonderful creatures?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:00:07 2015 No.13384107 >>13384103 They're not though. Personally I just don't like the whole sadistic personality thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:03:46 2015 No.13384117 >>13384063 Don't be mean, I'd cuddle and impregnate that

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:12:13 2015 No.13384148 File: 266 KB, 1189x1500, doki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384107 >sadistic personality thing More for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:12:24 2015 No.13384150 >>13384117 What? And have a bunch of yapping daughterus with frantically waving bushy tails? Oh, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:13:21 2015 No.13384154 >>13384150 And big dumb unconditional loving smiles greeting you 24/7? How awful.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:16:41 2015 No.13384171
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>>13384051

There are many, many factors to consider here, most vital of which I think is the degree to which both humans and monsters are willing to put up with some sort of properly managed impregnation programme / sperm donation.

I mean, technically, the situation MGE has at the moment is sort of sustainable: human civilization produces men, and both the monsters and the human women want them. If the Order hunkers down behind its walls, repelling monsters like it does at the moment so human civilization can carry on as normal, and the monsters only get the few men they can snatch as husbandos, then continue as normal.

But if the monsters decide "OK, it's better to get a little dick than no dick at all, so we'll give up monogyny and all captured makes get used as impregnation studs for as many monsters as possible", then you'll get an MG population explosion, which would presumably be able to zerg rush the Order defences, destroy human civilization, and kill the goose that lays the golden egg. In which case, human women monsterized, no more new males, monstergirls get to gorge themselves silly on semen and husbandos for one generation, but in the next one you have forced daughter dicking, and in the NEXT one, once the silver fox studs die off, you have no dicks at all. Everyone dies. The end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:19:54 2015 No.13384183 >>13384148 And me. Though I don't care if it's a moecore or a sadisticore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:20:47 2015 No.13384189 >>13384171 That's some serious autism you have there m8.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:21:03 2015 No.13384190

>>13384171
not necessarily
males are born from monstergirls does happen, just very rarely,
so you would have a mass extinction followed by a genetic bottleneck with only the monstergirls that are the most likely to birth males surviving and passing on their genes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:23:16 2015 No.13384200 >>13384190 does genetics mean anything with monstergirls?I thought it was all magic

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:23:32 2015 No.13384201 >>13384189 >Putting thought into discussion is autism Yeah, what a fag for putting forth a minimally detailed hypothesis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:23:44 2015 No.13384203 >>13384190 >males are born from monstergirls does happen, just very rarely Source

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:24:33 2015 No.13384208 >>13384189 I don't see the autism in his post. >>13384190 >males are born from monstergirls does happen, just very rarely, Nah. The only races with actual males are Elves and Dorfs, albeit very rare.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:25:23 2015 No.13384215 >>13384201 there are only two people in this world dudebros and nerds

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:25:29 2015 No.13384216 >>13384189 >thinking means you're autistic Please, be quiet.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:26:28 2015 No.13384222

>>13384189
> That's some serious autism you have there m8.
where do you think you are.jpg

>>13384190
The premise was "what would happen if the Demon Lord fails to override the no male child thing". At the moment in MGE land, there's NO male births from monsters. Not "very rare", not 1%, just NONE.

You're right, if males were just very rare, everything would be fine. I mean, the population would probably get a bit inbred, but it'd still be workable. A town would be composed of lots of sexually frustrated MGs waiting their turn for dick day, and one very, very happy man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:26:48 2015 No.13384223 >>13384190 >This headcanon again SuperEgo plz

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:28:39 2015 No.13384230 I don't know about an fancy-schmancy canon, but in one of my stories a Lamia has a son and I don't see a problem with it.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:29:53 2015 No.13384233

>>13384201
Dude, the lore answers to the no-sons issue straightforwardly and in about one sentence, yet for some reason he starts with missing it whatsoever and goes on making some unnecessary bullcrap.

>Yeah, what a fag for putting forth a minimally detailed hypothesis.
Meh, discussions here tend to be so shit, your post can only be read ironically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:30:01 2015 No.13384234 >>13384230 Yeah, I see no problem with MGs giving birth to monster daughterus and human males.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:30:11 2015 No.13384237 >>13384230 Same here, I'm writing something where an MG has a son.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:30:12 2015 No.13384238 >>13384230 What story?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:30:30 2015 No.13384239 >>13384230 See>>13384223

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:31:10 2015 No.13384243 >>13384238 Waters of Prosperity. >>13384239 I don't even know who that is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:32:36 2015 No.13384248 >>13384243 Aaaaaalp! Spaghetti jap when? Big fat cat tats when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:33:26 2015 No.13384254 >>13384248 I recall saying something about Monday. What's with you always screaming my name?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:35:18 2015 No.13384264 >>13384254 >always What? This is the first time I did it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:35:51 2015 No.13384267 >>13384264 Well someone does it a lot anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:36:45 2015 No.13384272 >>13384243 I now remember that one thing we had going a while a back where a Centaur birthed a human kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:36:49 2015 No.13384273 How about a lonely nerd that gets turned into a Succubus that only wants a nice husband to go out to dinner with and cuddle the days away?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:37:44 2015 No.13384276 >>13384230 >>13384234 >>13384237 >Straight human >Not even incubus This is just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:37:49 2015 No.13384277 File: 98 KB, 1280x1024, Maximum haram.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Adun Toridas

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:38:47 2015 No.13384283 >>13384154 Indeed, who would ever want a bunch of fluffy daughterus that rush to greet you when you get back from home

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:38:54 2015 No.13384284 >>13384276 I never said anything about straight human anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:39:59 2015 No.13384293 >>13384284 So he's a fag?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:40:40 2015 No.13384296 >>13384276 They'd be about as human as Luka or King Tabasco Sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:40:51 2015 No.13384299 >>13384283 Not to mention how they along with your waifu would cuddle pile the slightest hint of sadness away from you. God, who would want that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:40:56 2015 No.13384300 >>13384276 >muh canon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:41:02 2015 No.13384301 >>13384277 absolutelyhalal.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:41:57 2015 No.13384306 >>13384277 Still makes me giggle. There is only one god, and .less is his Prophet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:41:57 2015 No.13384307 >>13384293 get out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:42:18 2015 No.13384308 >>13384276 Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it. >>13384277 saleel al sawarim

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:42:58 2015 No.13384312 >>13384273 Probably not. The only thing involving a succuslut that I've ever enjoyed was that step-daughter story. >>13384299 Please stop. This is suffering. >evilg I agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:42:58 2015 No.13384313 >>13384277 God I know I'm going to hate this little shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:43:11 2015 No.13384319 >>13384307 wat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:44:10 2015 No.13384322 File: 518 KB, 800x1000, Haramcat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384308 We haram now.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:44:45 2015 No.13384324

>>13384051
Forced coexistence.Transforming women without consent verboten, rape, abducting / alternate courting traditions verboten.
Threefold families, with a human and a monster wife. Human wives encouraged to birth at least two children, monsters discouraged for more than one. = stable, infinite self-reproduction

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:44:51 2015 No.13384325

>>13384273
I got a better one for you.

What if *insert aggressive monstergirl* was really *insert introverted house mouse stereotype* but *insert endearing non-flaw like chubbyness* who loved to *insert neckbeard hobby*

I should make a roll chart for this and save everyone the trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:45:11 2015 No.13384329 >>13384312 Don't forget how they'd play together all the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4-o_yjdOag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:45:29 2015 No.13384330 >>13384299 Indeed, it's not like they'd ever tire themselves out from play and fall asleep around and on you. The runt would never be the last one there and pass out on your lap

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:46:15 2015 No.13384334 File: 100 KB, 195x244, 1408338404690.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384324

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:46:40 2015 No.13384337 >>13384276 I don't see the problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:47:15 2015 No.13384340 >>13384329 No stop

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:47:59 2015 No.13384345 >>13384340 Also teaching your daughterus about stairs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nEtxw5249Q

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:48:11 2015 No.13384346 >>13384325 >Ushi-Oni >NEET >Little bit on the chubbier side since she stopped hunting for herself >Loves to build GunPla, her most prized is the GunWurm RX-78-2: Cardboard Edition

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:48:13 2015 No.13384347 >>13384329 "What the hell are you guys doing?! That's our new sofa! We bought it last week, don't-- Oh goddammit."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:48:25 2015 No.13384349 >>13384277 Now less needs to draw what's going on INSIDE the twin towers. Both for my personal amusement, and to show that nobody got hurt, thus quelling the butthurt of the offended.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:48:51 2015 No.13384352 >>13384345 Dude, you're breaking him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:49:13 2015 No.13384355 >>13383308 bully anubutts by knocking over their lego pyramids

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:49:40 2015 No.13384359 >>13384277 >That yaranaika O-face I didn't notice that before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:49:45 2015 No.13384362 >>13384347 >>13384352 He hasn't seen enough, like how they'd be great older sisters! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZhKZ4D-0M

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:50:07 2015 No.13384365 >>13384349 >quelling the butthurt of the offended Not really less' style. And for once I agree with him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:50:45 2015 No.13384368 >>13384346 11/10 Threadcanon is now that all Ushi's build Gunpla in their caves and have Char and Char Clone masks instead of seals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:51:02 2015 No.13384370 >>13384362 >dog licks the baby's tongue I don't think this is safe at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:51:13 2015 No.13384371 >>13384362 Okay now I'm losing it. I'm going to grab the nearest cat and cuddling it, and you can bet your ass none of my cats are into that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:52:18 2015 No.13384373 >>13384370 Shut up it's fine, now have this thought of a Wolfu alarm clock >>13384371 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU5JmmZ3pb4

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:52:46 2015 No.13384376 >>13384371 And I'm going to grab nothing because my dog is already gone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:53:13 2015 No.13384377 >>13384371 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmts3jhp8Gk

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:53:54 2015 No.13384379 >>13384370 Gotta jump start that immune system somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:54:09 2015 No.13384382 >>13384373 HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:54:19 2015 No.13384383 >>13384349 It was the Order Twin Towers. No monsters inside. So everyone had no choice but to fuck each other.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:56:31 2015 No.13384395

>>13384376
Mine too. I'm still sad about it after three years. Was out of state when they put him to sleep. Feels real bad.

>>13384349
It's pretty quickly become that their bombings and the like are actually to produce orgies and such, so there is no reason to be butthurt over this anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:56:41 2015 No.13384396 >>13384383 >No monsters inside. At least not before the dark matter turns most of the women into succubutts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:56:50 2015 No.13384397 >>13384382 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa0ogUfelAI

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:57:31 2015 No.13384398 Does anyone have the bullying less pic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:58:26 2015 No.13384401 >>13384299 >cuddle pile I remember going to Guadalajara Mexico on holiday and noticing this homeless man near the hotel that would sleep with all the stray dogs piling on him like a blanket.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:58:54 2015 No.13384407 File: 109 KB, 713x760, 1428823376957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384383 >No monsters inside. No tanukis, anyway. They all got a mysterious phone call that morning telling them to stay home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:58:56 2015 No.13384408 >>13384395 >There is no reason to be butthurt over this anyway Yes, exactly. And yet people are anyway. So the whole thing is really my only solution to the problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:03:09 2015 No.13384423 >>13384383 Not even a few Apsara ready to dance the praises of Eros?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:03:29 2015 No.13384424 File: 124 KB, 1000x709, 1420942723447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384398 This one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:04:07 2015 No.13384426 >>13384407 >those thighs I want to go on a car ride with to few seats so that she has to sit on my lap

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:05:18 2015 No.13384429 >>13384424 Yes. Thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:07:10 2015 No.13384435 File: 609 KB, 1900x2330, 1429894100646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A half elf is fine too

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:08:29 2015 No.13384440 >>13384435 Shit advisor would not trust She saw my fucking back

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:09:08 2015 No.13384442

>>13384426

>Cars with only a few seats

If you're going to be sexing the Tanuki, you got to go full ham.

>Nascar style racer, her grinding her hips into your groin cowgirl style
>You impregnate the Tanuki at 322 km/h
>TFW the sweltering smell of raunchy driving sex leaking out of the car when they open the windows

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:10:46 2015 No.13384447 File: 400 KB, 674x832, Eina.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384435 The things I'd do to Eina's rear

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:12:10 2015 No.13384452 >>13384435 >Have an elf nee-san >Fall in love with someone else I can't understand this MC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:13:08 2015 No.13384454 File: 313 KB, 2149x2400, eina2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384447 Wrong pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:13:19 2015 No.13384455 >>13384452 Novelfag here There'll be more

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:14:05 2015 No.13384458 File: 49 KB, 494x659, 1429890820002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384454 Wrong pic again

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:14:10 2015 No.13384459 >>13384454 Aaaaand I forgot to select file only I think its time I slept

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:15:19 2015 No.13384462 >>13384349 >Americans are still butthurt over the twin towers Just when is it going to stop being "too soon"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:16:32 2015 No.13384466 >>13384458 is that zun in the back?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:17:08 2015 No.13384471 >>13384466 >thin old man with a funny hat Who else could it be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:17:31 2015 No.13384472 >>13384462 Never, because their pain is unique and different, you wouldn't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:18:25 2015 No.13384476 >>13384452 B-but incest is wrong anon! Even if your sister is impossibly hot, loves you, wants your dick, every single person around you says its fine, and in the end it turns out she's not really your sister!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:19:01 2015 No.13384480 File: 241 KB, 690x338, darling-berserk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384466 Yeah. From left to right: Hiroyuki (the guy behind 2ch), ZUN, and Billy Herrington (gay porn star).

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:19:44 2015 No.13384484 >>13384462 Who knows? I'm American and Even I'm saying it's too LATE to be offended by now. >>13384472 That's right, you better know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:20:08 2015 No.13384485 >>13384480 Some interesting people Zun hangs with

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:20:21 2015 No.13384487 >>13384462 When all of them have seen Escape From New York at least once afterwards and can't help but laugh at them still existing in postapocalyptic prison NYC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:20:40 2015 No.13384490 >>13384480 Do you really have to point out who Billy is?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:22:11 2015 No.13384493 >>13384480 Aniki is love

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:22:34 2015 No.13384496 >>13384480 >Herrington (gay porn star). so zun is into dudes?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:22:54 2015 No.13384498

>>13384462
I have. It's good to live on the east coast where chances are you're the least affected amongst fellow American demographics. Can't feel bad for something you pretty much didn't hear much of. Still hate the fact that Bush decided to cut taxes in a middle of a war. Even mg bush would be bad.

>We will give money to the people so they can spend more on cakes
>But Madam Bushy tail, we can't afford to do that when we have an eastern front on brown sugar
>Don't tell me what to do, you're not my mom

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:24:04 2015 No.13384504 >>13384496 Billy has a figma, man. Nips love him

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:24:05 2015 No.13384505 File: 1.44 MB, 1723x607, smug squad hats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384496 >he doesn't know who Billy Herrington is

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:25:47 2015 No.13384512 >>13384490 see >>13384496 >There are people in this thread right now that don't know about Billy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:26:23 2015 No.13384515 >>13384512 I don't know about Billy.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:26:41 2015 No.13384517

>>13384454

Goddamnit Anon now I can only imagine hotdogging her buttocks as she tries to do desk work, eventually prying open the oyster of her no-nonsense attitude and sliding into that tight and wet Elf fuckhole, only thrusting when she'll get maximum flustered and mess up her work.

Only to treat her to parfaits after work

>>13384476

You shut your mouth, infidel

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:27:00 2015 No.13384518 >>13384515 Then you are living a sad life, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:27:31 2015 No.13384519 >>13384515 Dear god

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:27:45 2015 No.13384522 >>13384498 >east coast >Less affected than the midwest or south or southwest or west coast >When New York is east coast What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:28:03 2015 No.13384525 File: 409 KB, 900x700, 1419319223109.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384518 >>13384519 I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:28:10 2015 No.13384529 >>13384505 Kakuen is the best smug.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:28:21 2015 No.13384531 >>13384458 Who would Billy's MG waifu be? Oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:28:21 2015 No.13384532 >>13384515 Thisisthefutureyouchose.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:29:15 2015 No.13384533 >>13384462 well it doesn't stop being in terrible taste after a certain amount of time passes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:29:46 2015 No.13384537 >>13384529 She is. Now we just need art of her sitting on top of a bo staff. Non-Sexually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:30:07 2015 No.13384539 >>13384519 >>13384525 Keep in mind that there's a lot of material to cover beyond Youtube videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0-PUDjNycQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:30:17 2015 No.13384542 >>13384525 You've missed out on so much. >>13384531 I was gonna say "a male oni" but then I remembered Billy is bi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:32:57 2015 No.13384551 >>13384537 While showing her butt right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:33:00 2015 No.13384552 http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul Line 994 Dollarham not-lewds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:34:02 2015 No.13384560 >>13384552 You just had to be productive on a weekend, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:35:29 2015 No.13384569 >>13384551 Well if she's sitting the way I'd imagine her to be, like this: http://i.imgur.com/gzU3kVm.jpg It'd probably have to be from the back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:36:11 2015 No.13384571 >>13384569 >It'd probably have to be from the back. Sounds good to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:36:23 2015 No.13384572 >>13384560 Ida done it sooner after I posted the cheese and thunder update, but I ended up falling asleep. I haven't really been that productive lately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:37:10 2015 No.13384576 >>13384569 Kilik was better

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:37:20 2015 No.13384579 >>13382451 Around Degree 3.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:37:28 2015 No.13384581 >>13384572 Your updates are still longer than mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:39:33 2015 No.13384590 >>13384576 He was. No doubt. He even upgraded to becoming the new Edge Master by the end of the series.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:40:46 2015 No.13384595 File: 2.06 MB, 3000x2118, 48707240_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384539 Why is Japanese web culture so fucking amazing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:42:37 2015 No.13384600 >>13384581 This probably won't make you feel any better, but I remember when I just started with Rusalka and I was doing like 5k word updates with a similar regularity. I look back on that now and it's just like "Yo. what happened, mang."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:45:35 2015 No.13384610 >>13384600 Well I look back at my first story and the 6000 word updates with the same feeling, and you know what? Who cares? The important thing is that we're still at it. Also it's cute that she knows how to sew.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:45:53 2015 No.13384614 >>13384552 >Ninja Slayer Is that series good so far? I've wanted something to watch after GARO finished airing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:47:31 2015 No.13384619 >>13384595 Fuckin' magic.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:48:52 2015 No.13384625

>>13384614
Have you seen inferno cop? It's like that. It's pretty funny but don't go expecting a propper anime or anything. they're just 12 or so minute long things like like 3 minutes of real animation all up. I don't really know, I never counted it out. Based EDs though.

>>13384610
>Who cares? The important thing is that we're still at it.
Yeah, that's true.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:49:08 2015 No.13384626 >>13384614 It's just Inferno Cop but longer and shitter

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:50:15 2015 No.13384630 >>13384552 >More ghoul Oh yes. I am pleased by this. Also, that fucking dullahan temptation, man. Too good. Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:55:03 2015 No.13384640 What was the name of the mod that got us out of /a/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:55:58 2015 No.13384644 >>13384630 Yeah, I really regret writing her in this. I think she deserves her own story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:56:37 2015 No.13384649 >>13384644 Spin-off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:57:05 2015 No.13384650 >>13384640 I don't think he had one aside from "Mod". Keep in mind that we weren't the only threads he tormented either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:57:19 2015 No.13384652 >>13382996 >>13383010 >not a tonguejob from an Akaname-Karakasa hybrid that later became a Ghoul

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:57:38 2015 No.13384654 >>13384644 Well, I like her so far. Maybe she could get a spinoff when Ghoul is over or something? Or during. I wouldn't mind having something else to read.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:59:11 2015 No.13384658 >>13384640 Check the leaked logs. He's the one bitching about monstergirls in there. I won't post it because last time I did, I got a one day ban.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:59:36 2015 No.13384661 >>13384650 Funny thing is that /a/ is arguably worse than it was when he went on his little crusade about posting standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 12:59:37 2015 No.13384662 >>13384552 >Aoife as she sits, though, is with her back to the door, facing a small tv screen, displaying a hentai AV, with a bunch of faceless monstergirls gangbanging a young human boy Ooh baby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:00:48 2015 No.13384666 >>13384661 ;_;

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:05:04 2015 No.13384676

>>13384649
>>13384654
I'd be interested in doing like an origin story of how she met the lich who owns the place, and how she learned to be so chill despite her head still being on, because I've never done anything like that before, but I'm also not really sure how well stories from the mg perspective are perceived. That and I have a lot of crap to finish as is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:08:19 2015 No.13384687 >>13384676 Oh no you don't, the idea has been presented and you're writing it, end of story! Also people seem to like it when I write stuff from the view point of someone like Pomus or Farai, so I don't see why you couldn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:10:39 2015 No.13384695 >>13384676 >>13384687 Just chuck it on the backburner for when you break writer's block on one or another writeup. Also Aoife is steadily catching up to Lily as a contender for best girl.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:14:21 2015 No.13384701

>>13384687
But that would imply I keep the same setting. I mean I dunno about you dudes as readers but this slow lazy slice of life stuff is begging boring to write. Needs more guns and explosions and stuff.

>>13384695
>No love for Clara
Any tips on making her a more interesting character?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:15:19 2015 No.13384703 File: 87 KB, 354x600, Werewolf_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13381938 >>13381780 God I want to live with a pack of werewolves so much. What would it be like to live with groups of different species of monster girls all by yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:15:22 2015 No.13384704 >>13384701 beginning to get boring**

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:17:09 2015 No.13384706 >>13384703 >Living with a herd of Holstaurs Heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:17:50 2015 No.13384708 >>13384701 >boring to write Then make the spin-off be something different. It's not like you have to keep it in the same genre. Look at how MGR differs from MGS.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:18:05 2015 No.13384711

>>13384701
>no love for Clara
Actually I like Clara, but she doesn't have the same diabetes-inducing cuteness as Lily or the same level of smug as Aoife. She just doesn't strike me as particularly interesting or well-devleoped for someone taking up a main character slot.

Perhaps more development of her and her relationship with MC? There's that Manticore addiction thing that you hinted at earlier in the story.

Then again, this is slice-of-life so feel free to ignore this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:19:53 2015 No.13384717 >>13384703 >living with a group of Kitsune's I don't think my poor body could handle it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:21:57 2015 No.13384722 >>13384658 On it. >(13:29:31) ‹███████› one of the things that tick me off about the current state of things is that people believe monstergirls are purely for fetish sexualization, and/or are semen devouring rape machines Hah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:22:11 2015 No.13384723 >>13384703 >A murder of Crow Tengus Would be nice until mating season.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:22:55 2015 No.13384726

>>13384711
>Perhaps more development of her and her relationship with MC?
Yeah I'm hoping to use her reclusiveness to develop both her as a character and their relationship. i mean fingers crossed she doesn't just end up being boring in general.

>>13384708
>It's not like you have to keep it in the same genre.
Good point. Maybe I'll make it revolve more around her duties as a guard. There's more action to be had there after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:26:32 2015 No.13384732 >>13384726 >Good point Of course it is, your senpai is always right! Now get to work. Or better yet, don't. Just relax.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:28:40 2015 No.13384738

>Anon's father is a minister
>Anon is married to a Succubus
>Anon's father is convinced this demon is using his son, and is determined to find proof
>Only problem is that she's the most vanilla of vanillas
>Whacky hijinks ensue as he misconstrues completely normal and innocent things as evil
>He catches her giggling about adding her "secret ingredient" to some cupcakes she was making and storms in to confront her
>It turns out she's just adding sprinkles to the batter

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:29:22 2015 No.13384741

>>13384687
>Also people seem to like it when I write stuff from the view point of someone like Pomus or Farai, so I don't see why you couldn't.

I don't either.
Just throwing it out there.
Stuff from the chick's perspective gives me a weird sense of disorientation.
I mean, I keep reading 'cos they're good stories, but the PoV hinders rather than helps.

> opinions

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:30:39 2015 No.13384744 >>13384738 >sprinkles to the batter What a fucking monster

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:31:09 2015 No.13384746 >>13384738 If I wanted to see a shitty sitcom I'd watch Full House.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:31:19 2015 No.13384747 >>13384741 >hinders rather than helps If you were to remove those bits, what would you replace them with?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:33:09 2015 No.13384751 >>13384741 Just to clarify, which person are you talking about? First second or third? Or all?

>>	. Sun Apr 26 13:35:49 2015 No.13384759 >>13384751 This person right here Unzips Dick

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:36:42 2015 No.13384763

>>13384747
Well one particularly egregious example of those bits was a hundred-line update devoted to Pomus wedging a stick up her anus, so I would replace it with... just not writing that bit at all.

>>13384751
Eh?
The point I am trying to make is that "I do not much care for the female point-of-view". Just in general.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:38:59 2015 No.13384769 >>13384763 >just not writing that bit at all Alright, lemme just go delete that and a few other things while I'm at it. >I do not much care for the female point-of-view On second thought I'll just ignore that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:40:12 2015 No.13384773 >>13384763 Yeah but surely it's less intrusive if it's "His cock entery my pussy" Rather than "His cock enters your pussy." Either way, I agree, and ran into the same issue early on in Rusalka.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:42:07 2015 No.13384777 >>13384773 The best solution is usually to omniscient 3rd person the fuck out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:44:42 2015 No.13384788 >>13384777 Yeah I'm starting to think that too. Then the problem becomes how to make the transition less heavy handed. Beause right now I just be cheap and use the * * * * thingy.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:45:48 2015 No.13384791

>>13384763
> "I do not much care for the female point-of-view".
Yeah, I feel the same. I have nothing against playing as females in games and stuff, or reading about them as MCs, but things directly from their perspective during sexual stuff aren't my thing. I like what PRW did during the hellhound story for that exact reason.

>>13384701
I actually like Clara, but then again I would probably like her even if she ended up as bland as a box of shitty oatmeal because of my bias for undead characters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:46:10 2015 No.13384792 >>13384788 >cheap What's cheap about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:46:55 2015 No.13384798 >>13384792 I just feel I could be a bit more tactful than basically screaming OKAY I'M CHANGING PERSPECTIVE NOW

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:47:33 2015 No.13384799
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>You will never heal a CC Arachne who plays the piano to forget her lonliness
>You will never see the scratched ivory keys from her claws, which she laments her own birth race
>She will never tell you how the only person who showed her any compassion was her father, building her "friends" in the form of marionettes
>She will never admit to having a sort of complex over him, since he always reminded her of Drosselmeyer from The Nutcracker, always able to make her smile with his creations
>You will never dance with her under the moonlit sky in her more humanized form
>She will never tenderly, and motherly fuck you
>While calling you "Daddy" as a sort of replacement for the father she lost
>When asked about her mother she jokingly says "My sisters and I ate her"
>A sad smile on her face

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:47:36 2015 No.13384800 >>13384788 *** centered and double spaced is standard for switching character pov within a chapter. I remember stuff like the BoK trilogy did that because it followed several characters concurrently and didn't always switch at chapter boundaries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:47:36 2015 No.13384801 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0budZtUEXQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:47:37 2015 No.13384802 >>13384798 Well I don't. And I use it for the passage of time, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:48:28 2015 No.13384805 Is it just me or have these threads been becoming stale lately? It's almost like I'm seeing the same discussion topics and posts every thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:49:11 2015 No.13384806 >>13384805 That's right anon. You're in Hell, and we are your punishment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:49:36 2015 No.13384807 >>13384799 >Daddy I've lost boners because of that.

>>	. Sun Apr 26 13:50:12 2015 No.13384809 >>13384805 It's just one guy anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:50:17 2015 No.13384810 File: 142 KB, 600x554, 1387056817459.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384799 No thank you. Having her see me as her father in a twisted way is too weird for my boner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:50:29 2015 No.13384811 >>13384805 It's just you. These threads have always operated in circles. You're just getting enough experience to start to see them.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:50:43 2015 No.13384812
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>>13384805
Such is the fate of 24/7 threads, aka "generals".

They either becoming a Groundhog Day kinda thing or a breeding ground for shitposting.

>>13384806
Also an acceptable answer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:51:30 2015 No.13384817 >>13384800 >>13384802 I'm probably just overthinking it then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:52:52 2015 No.13384822 >>13384817 You still have to transition them right. *** Basically indicates a subchapter break.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:52:59 2015 No.13384823 >>13384805 Been that way since /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:53:10 2015 No.13384824 >>13384810 Beware of maneaters.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:53:14 2015 No.13384825

>>13384799
>her more humanized form
You mean she can transform into a human how she pleases? What is that supposed to mean.

>She will never tenderly, and motherly fuck you
>>While calling you "Daddy"
See? that doesn't make sense either. Is she pretending to be my mother while at the same time pretending I'm her father? This bitch's fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:53:54 2015 No.13384826 >>13384825 Think Yamame. Hides the spider legs under a big poofy dress

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:54:16 2015 No.13384827
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>>13384769
> my efforts to provide useful commentary results in Alp deleting his pastebin again
The fact that I knew this day would inevitably come doesn't make me any less frustrated.
Well, OK, it makes me a little less frustrated. Still pretty frustrated, though

>>13384773
I'm not so much complaining about the use of first-second-third person perspective... it's more like I prefer the narration to detail the guy's feelings than the girl's. Regardless of whether it's delivered in a first, second, or third person sort of way.

I know it seems kinda petty and illogical, but if writefags are interested in what readers like, then there it is. I can't speak for anyone other than myself, and the strength of the story is always more important than the perspective of the narrator, but all other things being equal I personally prefer reading from the male perspective.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:54:44 2015 No.13384830 >>13383984 Is that a dress or naked apron?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:55:19 2015 No.13384831 File: 289 KB, 827x647, DADDY KNOWS BEST.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384807 Fucking exterminate daddy dom culture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:55:27 2015 No.13384832 >>13384827 Don't be silly anon, I'm not deleting anything. >>13384830 Naked apron. She was making ghost cakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:56:47 2015 No.13384835 >>13384831 What the fuck am I reading.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:58:02 2015 No.13384837 File: 117 KB, 689x938, Belial-tan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384827 >Posting a Kazra from Diablo Is it that time again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 13:59:52 2015 No.13384842 >>13384837 >Posting a Kazra from Diablo I thought it was Mexican Goat Girl from that Chupa-chan story that never got finished. Sadness covers me like a blanket

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:00:26 2015 No.13384845

>>13384822
I had no idea that there was an etiquette to this sort of thing. The *** break seems pretty unobtrusive. I might use that to signify the shift to 3rd person omniscient,

>>13384827
No, it makes perfect sense, I'm sure there are more guys here than girls, and I'm a guy myself so when I write I naturally describe the feeling of the pussy around the dick rather than the feeling of the dick entering the pussy, so I completely get where you're coming from. I think the best course of action as another anon said is just to 3rd person it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:01:10 2015 No.13384847 File: 81 KB, 675x897, Butcher-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384842 She's a Kazra Goatman from Diablo III as done by butter-t Which reminds me Diablo-chan hatesex story motherfucking when

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:07:53 2015 No.13384858 >>13384847 When she says "meat" she's talking about blowjobs right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:13:35 2015 No.13384874 >>13384858 Absolutely. The giant cleaver ready to be brought down on your head is just for show.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:14:29 2015 No.13384879

>>13384552
Casually lewd dollarham is casual and lewd.

>your tongue slips out, and laps up the rapidly cooling girl-cum.
Oh shit, what the fuck are you doing Gryam? Better wash that mouth out with acetone before the next time the girl with the turbocharged sense of taste kisses you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:18:34 2015 No.13384893 File: 807 KB, 636x900, Diablo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384847 >Diablo-chan hatesex story motherfucking when Not enough mamono mana.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:20:05 2015 No.13384898

>>13384879
My thoughts exactly. I'm looking forward to her reaction to it. Probably going to be pretty amusing. I can't say I blame him though. He did really well not doing anything with her, but not licking up that single drop would take a lot more willpower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:21:05 2015 No.13384902 >>13384847 >Diablo-chan hatesex story motherfucking when This. Bollocks, please!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:23:55 2015 No.13384909 >>13384898 Yeah, that's what I though too. I mean, having a cute Ghoul he's mutually enamored with helps, but damn, it must take quite some mental fortitude not to jump at Lily or Aoife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:25:29 2015 No.13384913 >>13381844 Would that actually give your dick rug burn?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:27:43 2015 No.13384923 >>13384909 School Days really ruined thinking with your dick for me, so my characters aren't really dickbrained unless I'm purposefully writing them to be.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:28:50 2015 No.13384926

>>13384847
>After fighting through hordes of horrific monsters, paladin finally reaches Diablo-chan's liar
>Shocked to find Diablo is a woman
>And she's as sexy as she is evil
>Taunts paladin before he leaps at her in a rage
>Intense battle ensues
>Neither seems to hold an advantage
>Diablo-chan continues to taunt the paladin with her body
>He doesn't know how, but the their encounter shifts from fighting to brutal sex
>Their screams can be heard throughout pandemonium
I want it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:29:45 2015 No.13384928 >>13384923 School Days only applies when yandere are involved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:29:50 2015 No.13384929 >>13384893 Not enough for what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:30:48 2015 No.13384933 >>13384928 Yeah, that's true I guess. But I mean the dudes life was ruined even before he left for that pleasure cruise out in the ocean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:32:46 2015 No.13384939 >>13384923 I can appreciate that. While it really hurts to not give someone so deserving, and probably desiring, the dick, I don't think it would be the same story if he wasn't dedicated. Still. Man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:33:09 2015 No.13384942 File: 3.93 MB, 1700x1202, 1430073189021.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384929 GLOWING, DEMON-PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:33:56 2015 No.13384943 >>13384942 It'd actually be hotter if it hurt

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:35:24 2015 No.13384950 >>13384942 NO DOG EDIT NOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:35:49 2015 No.13384952 >>13384943 If it were any hotter, your dick would melt.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:37:20 2015 No.13384958

>>13384701
>No love for Clara
Stop right there! I love Clara plenty. You probably feel she's getting boring, since she's passive. Dragging her out of the house will give some opportunities both to liven up her antics with throwing her into unfamiliar situations, in some of which she will probably have to rely on Gryam and/or allow you to bring in additional character to liven up and complicate interactions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:37:31 2015 No.13384960 >>13384950 FrankerZ please. I see enough of you already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:37:49 2015 No.13384961 >>13384952 I like painful sex I fapped to thorn pussy

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:39:05 2015 No.13384968

>>13384939
>Still. Man.
I know, man. I know. That's why I said >>13384644

I dunno. Maybe in the future. But not the near future, I've neglected greyguard a lot. Well, not like any one's holding their breath for it so I guess it's okay.

>>13384958
>You probably feel she's getting boring, since she's passive
Yeah I think this would be a big part of it. She just sits at home and shitposts online all day, watching moving mist continent cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:39:57 2015 No.13384971 >>13384961 Turn a Rape-aXe inside out and use it as an onahole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:41:31 2015 No.13384976 >>13384968 >shitposts Gryam needs to fuck that habit out of her. Stat.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:43:57 2015 No.13384982

>>13384926
>'Foolish mortal Mmmmmm~'
>'You think you caaaaAAAAaaahn best me so easily?'
>'Your efforts are futile. Hnnnnng~'
>'Your so... Sou...So... Oh, FUCK YES!'
>'*Huff, huff, huff*... Mmmmmmmm.'
>'Maybe I'll let you go this once.'
>'But i'll be back to claim your soul again. And you'd better have your 'sword' ready.~<3'

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:44:13 2015 No.13384984

>>13384976
She has mystic Australian blood. I mean, not really, but you know. I've been looking to incorporate the /hbg/ idea into it because I think its a pretty funny concept, and if I go into detail, it'll come clear whenever she's on the laptop she's just chilling in image boards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:46:22 2015 No.13384996 >>13384982 Please stop and never do that again.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:47:01 2015 No.13384999

>>13384971
Pls no
I just like fantasy scenarios where the girl's pussy hurts like fuck, but gives you just enough pleasurable sensations to keep you hard and make you eventually cum, as unrealistic as they may be
Maybe magical flames that feel like the real thing but don't inflict actual damage would work better for that...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:50:12 2015 No.13385010 File: 874 KB, 1200x838, layers-of-white.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384658 Can't believe I'm checking a 140 MB text file. I'm also surprised at the number of staff members that like monster girls.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:52:50 2015 No.13385014

>>13384968
Well, regardless of what happens, you'll probably do her some sort of justice. It is a shame though, which is why I suggested a spinoff earlier, but her just having a decent place in the main story is cool too.

>Well, not like any one's holding their breath for it so I guess it's okay.
Yeah, I haven't touched it yet. The Rusalka ones and Blood Cheese and Thunder are the only stories I haven't read yet from you.

>She just sits at home and shitposts online all day, watching moving mist continent cartoons.
See, I like that. Not really the shitposting part, but that she is the type to do that. It adds some to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:53:04 2015 No.13385016 >>13384999 Oh, that's somewhat understandable. Sorry for any uncomfortable mental images my suggestion may have induced.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:54:06 2015 No.13385020 >>13384722 This sounds exactly like that one Tumblr artist who made the Monster Girl comic complaining about how "Monster Girls are just anime porn when they could be used to explain how society attacks and marginalizes womyn like me"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:56:21 2015 No.13385029 >>13384999 >lots of pain but no actual damage Aren't thunderbirds basically exactly that? They're all about electric shocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:56:47 2015 No.13385032 >>13384968 >Well, not like any one's holding their breath for it so I guess it's okay. Have to admit, I'm still working myself up for reading that one. The length and potential contents are somewhat daunting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:57:17 2015 No.13385035 >>13385029 e-stim definitely seems like a fun time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:57:36 2015 No.13385038 >>13385029 Well, no, Thunderbird shocks don't hurt. Unless you want them to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:58:38 2015 No.13385040 >>13385035 What's the appeal behind it? Just curious. To me it just looks like straight up torture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:59:44 2015 No.13385043 >>13385040 Masochism is weird like that. Even I like really weak electric shocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:00:25 2015 No.13385044 >>13385040 It could be used that way but it can also be used at lower settings for some pleasurable tingling as far as I know. I haven't actually tried it because money; I'm just basing this on what I've seen/read.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:00:38 2015 No.13385045 >>13385029 Thunderbirds need more love. >Thunderbird addicted to her own shocks >walk in on her masturbating furiously, zapping her own "lightning rod" nipples with one hand >other hand sending high voltage thrusts deep into her love canal

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:01:48 2015 No.13385049 >>13385045 >There's so much static in the air that just passing her room makes your hair stand up

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:02:04 2015 No.13385050 File: 317 KB, 1700x1202, DIABLOO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384950

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:02:44 2015 No.13385054 File: 568 KB, 520x1799, 1424497130205.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385020 Found it I hope you guys remember to love your waifu and tell her how pretty she is so she's like pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:03:11 2015 No.13385057 Would you guys accept a monster boy if he was Skeleton Man? Just as a centaur is part man, part horse, Skeleton Man is part man, part skeleton?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:03:25 2015 No.13385058 >>13385043 >>13385044 But what kind of shocks would a Thunderbird use on you? The pleasurable kind or the incredibly painful kind?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:03:31 2015 No.13385060 >>13384913 If it was rough, probably. Yeti fur is one of the softest things you could imagine, next to Weresheep wool

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:03:59 2015 No.13385061 >>13385058 I'm going to assume the pleasurable kind, because I'm not an enemy.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:04:23 2015 No.13385062

>>13385032
There's gore and there's sex but I haven't really mixed the two since the main heroine left and that was like over half the story ago. It'll come back into play some time in the distant future with some more wholesome family fun in caves, but asides from that I think the furthest I'll come to mixing the two is just some light feeding with vamps and shit. Asides from that it's fairly standard fantasy.

>>13385014
>See, I like that. Not really the shitposting part, but that she is the type to do that. It adds some to her.
I tried to put some cozy laid back characters in this cozy laid back story so I'm glad that it adds rather than being detrimental.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:04:51 2015 No.13385064 >>13385054 2tumblr4me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:04:55 2015 No.13385066 >>13385060 Wool is actually fairly coarse And if her fur is that soft, wouldn't it just kinda feel like... nothing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:05:00 2015 No.13385067 >>13385054 This triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:05:01 2015 No.13385068 >>13385054 >This comic. I guess I should start calling all ugly girls monsters? In an affectionate way, of course. If I sound harsh they might curl up and start crying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:05:27 2015 No.13385069 >>13385054 That's not even cosplay man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:05:39 2015 No.13385070 >>13385050 Has there been any interesting new characters in Saltybet lately?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:06:08 2015 No.13385072 >>13385058 That all depends on personal preference anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:06:24 2015 No.13385073 >>13385049 >So much static built up the every movement shocks you Imagine masturbating in a field like that. Thunderbirds have great applications.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:06:55 2015 No.13385076 >>13385062 How do you even mix those two things?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:07:16 2015 No.13385078 >>13385054 Sounds like some faggy otherkin shit. Kill it please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:07:56 2015 No.13385079 >>13385073 >trying to masturbate >every movement causes you pain from static shocks That sounds terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:09:28 2015 No.13385085 >>13385076 Rusalka mang. Why eat and then fuck when you can eat and fuck at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:09:47 2015 No.13385086 >>13385066 It would feel warm and cuddly, but not burning rough Weresheep wool cuddles might be a little rougher, but the drowsiness and comfy levels would counter it

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:09:58 2015 No.13385087

>>13385054
This is so fucking retarded.

>119,225 notes
God damn.

>>13385057
Monster boys are fine by me.

>>13385078
FUN FACT: The reason otherkin are called "otherkin" is because originally there were online communities, way back in the 90s, of people who identified as elves. When people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them "otherkin" because they weren’t elves.

Elves always have a superiority complex no matter the universe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:10:52 2015 No.13385090 >>13385062 Alright, I'll give it a read soon™.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:10:53 2015 No.13385091 >>13385087 So what you're saying is that everything is the fault of the elves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:11:22 2015 No.13385092 >>13385091 I'm angry. Angry about Elves!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:12:04 2015 No.13385097 >>13385054 >cuteosphere Not this cunt again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:12:13 2015 No.13385099 >>13385087 man fuck the elves fucking bastards amirite

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:12:45 2015 No.13385101 >>13385085 I don't think I would be able to maintain a boner through that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:12:50 2015 No.13385102 >>13385091 Think of a single setting where elves aren't supposedly superior to everyone else, yet always fuck up everything for everyone somehow.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:13:07 2015 No.13385105

>>13385062
>There's gore and there's sex
>gore
Ah. I see I've made the right choice then. I don't doubt that it's probably a pretty decent story, but I avoid that shit like the plague when I can. A big part of why I rarely read ongoing stories. I've been caught off guard a few times though.

>>13385087
>Elves
I should have known.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:13:12 2015 No.13385106 >>13385057 >Would you guys accept a monster boy No

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:13:16 2015 No.13385107 Elves are the nazis of fantasy settings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:13:25 2015 No.13385109 >>13385102 Elven Bride.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:13:31 2015 No.13385110 >>13385057 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:14:42 2015 No.13385118 >>13385086 But, on your dick, it wouldn't give any kind of resistance or friction at all. That just sounds kind of lame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:15:22 2015 No.13385122 >>13385107 But people liked the nazis. Elves would be the stinky hippies

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:15:48 2015 No.13385124 >>13385101 the power of love (and awesome rusalka pussy)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:16:10 2015 No.13385127 >>13385057 Only if he didn't try to bone my wife. >rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:16:13 2015 No.13385128 >>13385122 Nobody liked the nazis outside of Germany.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:16:48 2015 No.13385131 >>13385085 I think I'll have to check the story out now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:16:54 2015 No.13385133 >>13385128 Ha

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:17:15 2015 No.13385134 >>13385109 Don't elves have pussies that are literally too tight to be fucked? That seems like a mayor fuck of from the part of elves to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:17:29 2015 No.13385135 >>13385128 >Nobody liked the nazis outside of Germany. Thanks I needed a good laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:17:31 2015 No.13385136 File: 20 KB, 455x548, 1429674685894.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385128 >Nobody liked the nazis outside of Germany.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:17:31 2015 No.13385137 >>13385085 freakazoid-talks-about-marriage.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:17:33 2015 No.13385138 File: 209 KB, 800x600, d_t001k.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385107 Nazi elves you say?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:17:36 2015 No.13385140 >>13385128 There's neonazis and stormfront. They like the nazis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:18:12 2015 No.13385143 >>13385138 Why is one tit way bigger than the other?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:18:25 2015 No.13385145 >>13385134 The Elves in that did have pussies too small for humans, yes, but they also weren't ever meant to be superior to anyone. People discriminated against them and little kids threw stuff at them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:18:49 2015 No.13385148 >>13385133 >>13385135 >>13385136 Oh boy, time for the memes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:19:27 2015 No.13385150 File: 276 KB, 800x600, b059c3ff103b4a3c5ecc1e4d9516c0ae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385138 Blessed Shindoul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:19:37 2015 No.13385151 >>13385148 You don't even get a trophy for trying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:19:57 2015 No.13385152 >>13385148 THE MEMES JACK

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:20:15 2015 No.13385156 File: 83 KB, 368x323, 1423506273270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be the Herrenvolk shota

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:20:32 2015 No.13385157 >>13385151 What? >>13385152 They never end.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:20:39 2015 No.13385158 >>13385150 >licking a brown elf's hairy armpit This guy is the worst kind of deviant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:20:43 2015 No.13385159 >>13385148 Do I need to remind you of why WW1 started and the pretty fucked up treatment the Germans got? Or are you gonna ban everyone because of their opinions again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:20:50 2015 No.13385160 >>13385118 I'm not saying there wouldn't be resistance, but it won't be rug burn or uncomfortable If her fluff tunnel does give you burn, I'm sure she could hug the pain away

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:21:17 2015 No.13385163 >>13385057 100% Skeleton or nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:22:29 2015 No.13385166 >>13385157 People get trophies for trying these days because its illegal to make somebody feel bad. You didn't even try so you don't even get a trophy for trying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:22:34 2015 No.13385167 >>13385057 Only if he doot doot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:22:53 2015 No.13385168 >>13385160 What is this "fluff tunnel" even supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:23:02 2015 No.13385170 File: 277 KB, 800x600, a8823c5de88f84cec6ab3485406b2f16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385158 >worst What an odd way to spell 'best'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:23:19 2015 No.13385172 >>13385143 Elf magic. Or because one of her shoulders is slacking, relaxing the muscles on that half of her torso and letting the breast spread out more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:24:12 2015 No.13385173 File: 87 KB, 300x300, 1425112295629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385166 I don't think I'm up to date with memes, so mind explaining what you're talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:24:14 2015 No.13385174 >>13385170 bitch stop wasting that wine. That's perfectly good wine and she's just pouring it all out. Elves are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:24:18 2015 No.13385175 >>13385168 Right under her tum-tum >>13381726

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:24:23 2015 No.13385176 There's a skeleton in your room right now and it's closer to you than you might think

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:25:16 2015 No.13385179 >>13385175 But that wouldn't give you rug burn, there's no fluff inside that tunnel

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:25:25 2015 No.13385181 >>13385176 2spook anon plz no

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:25:28 2015 No.13385183 >>13385174 As a matter of fact she is pouring it into the cup it is meant to be drunk from.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:25:31 2015 No.13385184 >>13385176 Is it in the floor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:25:46 2015 No.13385187 >>13385057 PROTECTING THE STREET TAKING ON CRIME SAVING THE WORLD ONE DAY AT A TIME

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:25:48 2015 No.13385189 >>13385176 Joke's on you, I'm a living bag of flesh with no bones. (I checked.)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:26:21 2015 No.13385190 File: 234 KB, 985x761, 1429835742557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385176

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:26:33 2015 No.13385192 >>13385176 Rattle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:26:50 2015 No.13385193 >>13385183 There's no cup anon, it's just going to soak in to that couch. Gonna leave a fat stain too. What a fucking shame.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:27:07 2015 No.13385195

>>13385090
I mean it's cool if it's not for you, obviously, but all the same I hope you enjoy it.

>>13385105
>I see I've made the right choice then
Yeah, of course. I mean I think it's a shame cause there's more to it than just blood and guts everywhere, but that is certainly a pretty pervasive part of it. And I get how it can put people completely off.

>>13385131
Hope it's not too cringe-y at the start

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:27:42 2015 No.13385197 >>13385184 it's inside you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:28:15 2015 No.13385199 >>13385179 That's what I've been saying, it's not going to rug burn hopefully

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:28:50 2015 No.13385203 >>13385176 Not this shit again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:29:58 2015 No.13385208 >>13385124 well that and I think he started to enjoy it after some while but I might be wrong there

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:30:19 2015 No.13385210 >>13385203 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:30:42 2015 No.13385211 >>13385148 Are you the same guy who were sperging about "mysoggyknees" and feminism yesterday?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:30:47 2015 No.13385212 >>13385203 Yeah, I'm tired of these tumblr memes leaking all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:30:59 2015 No.13385213 >>13385199 Well what I was talking about is whether the act going on in the picture you posted would inflict rug burn

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:31:42 2015 No.13385215 >>13385211 please don't even bring that up

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:31:51 2015 No.13385216 >>13384644 First the zombie Kikimora and now the Dollarham. I warned you about spin-offs. I told you dog! Soon you'll be like YBA, planning multiple alternate endings for an alternate story route.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:31:54 2015 No.13385217 >>13385211 No, stop shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:31:55 2015 No.13385218 >>13385211 It's all the same guy Anon. >>13382261

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:31:59 2015 No.13385220 >>13385212 Is it tumblr?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:32:00 2015 No.13385221 >>13385195 >Hope it's not too cringe-y at the start oh come on, how bad could it possibly be

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:34:20 2015 No.13385231 >>13385220 The whole skeleton thing started there. I know because I was there when it all happened. >>13385221 >how bad could it possibly be NOOOOOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_HUdf89hI8

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:35:14 2015 No.13385234 >>13385212 >tumblr meme I don't think it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:35:21 2015 No.13385237 >>13385029 Their shocks are pure pleasure from what I remember

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:36:11 2015 No.13385240 >>13385237 I'd assume they still feel like shocks, just in a pleasurable way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:36:11 2015 No.13385241 >>13385234 I think he means to say "meme I don't like". Why can't people say they hate things any more?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:36:16 2015 No.13385242

>>13385158

>Not wanting to lick your Dark Elf's armpits, feeling the salty tang of her sweat on your tongue
>Not wanting to remind her that you're going to fuck her like the filthy animal that she is every day until she's pregnant with your child
>Not wanting to lay her down with her wrists cuffed to her ankles, ass to air and spread apart with the poles
>Not wanting to lick your Dark Elf's cunt until your jaw is sore and she's dripping with sweet nectar, wiggling her ears and begging you to fuck her senseless
>Not teasing her with stroking the head of your cock against her pussy's lips, not penetrating until she's absolutely mad with lust, clenching her buttocks every time you so much as make contact with her
>Not cumflating her with seed and then stopping the leakage with a dildo, ensuring fertilization
>Not training your Dark Elf to be the perfect cum dump for you, even going so far as to do other lewd things like shibari exhibitionist play in MGC designated "sex parks"
>Fucking her reverse cowgirl and having younger MGs poking fun at her slovenly pussy getting destroyed by your cock, a downy carpet of teal/grey pubic hair right above her slit

You clearly don't know how to treat Dark Elves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:36:18 2015 No.13385245 >>13385138 What VN is she from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:37:08 2015 No.13385250 >>13385221 There's like 9 months of progress from there to now of quasi-consistent writing. I mean I certainly hope I've improved. If not, I guess it's the same then so nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:37:24 2015 No.13385254 >>13385203 Rattle rattle rattle!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:37:50 2015 No.13385255 File: 129 KB, 680x620, 1425026790179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385242 I just want a Dark Elf to make watch chick flicks while she plays with my ears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:38:05 2015 No.13385257 >>13385254 Clickity clack get into my sack!

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:38:12 2015 No.13385260

>>13385179
I would hope. A Yeti with an actual fluff tunnel might be a little horrifying. I could definitely see them being a little hairy though.

>>13385216
>planning multiple alternate endings for an alternate story route.
That sounds interesting. Dream sequences, however cliche, are also interesting for getting content about other characters.

>>13385195
Well, I mean, it isn't usually the gore that cuts me off it 100%, its that so often gore mixes with sadness or something that throws me. Things are sad enough, as is, why would I ever want to see other people suffering as well? If the gore is really, really bad I might not like it though, but it depends.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:38:20 2015 No.13385261
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USHI-ONI ARE NOT MINDLESS MONSTERS

DO NOT BE SCARED OF USHI-ONIS

THEY MAKE GOOD WIVES
THEY MAKE GOOD NEIGHBORS
SEX IS THE BEST WITH AN USHI-ONI
NO MONSTER WILL EVER LOVE YOU MORE THAN AN AN USHI-ONI
NO
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
STOP
P-Please...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:39:15 2015 No.13385264 File: 144 KB, 717x716, Scumbag breeds an elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385255 Elves exist only for breeding, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:39:21 2015 No.13385265 >>13385261 Alright. Why are you screaming, though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:39:41 2015 No.13385267 >>13385261 Spider, please dance me the dance of your people!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:40:00 2015 No.13385269 >>13385208 how do you enjoy being eaten alive?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:40:13 2015 No.13385270
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>>13385241
Oh shut the fuck up now. That shit did start on tumblr, with the skull trumpet gif being spammed nonstop there. Then it evolved into this "thanks mr skeltal" idiocy, and now it is what you see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:40:18 2015 No.13385271 >>13385265 Because they were trying to grab his prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:40:49 2015 No.13385273 >>13385264 This has to be one of the things I hate the most. Thanks japs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:40:57 2015 No.13385274 >>13385271 Char?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:41:12 2015 No.13385276 >>13385261 That fox should be teaching her to make proper food instead of crap like Sashimi.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:41:15 2015 No.13385277

>>13385260
>Things are sad enough, as is, why would I ever want to see other people suffering as well?
Oooh. Right. Well, yeah this isn't a happy story.

>>13385269
Conditioning? Imagine if the only pain you'd ever felt was from the person you loved. You'd come to equate it with love, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:41:19 2015 No.13385278 >>13385261 Never, Ushi a shit that should never be trusted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:42:04 2015 No.13385283 File: 1.50 MB, 294x164, 1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385267 Ushi-Oni dancing like .gif relate when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:43:05 2015 No.13385287 >>13385261 But I'm not scared of Ushi. Their little ones are adorable, and I would love an Ushi neighbor. Sex being the best with them is a lie though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:43:06 2015 No.13385288 >>13385274 Get in the boat, I'll call it in.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:43:09 2015 No.13385290

>>13384031
Any MG that isn't in any form related to warfare. I'd expect Salamanders, Lizards etc to simply pack their weaponry and join their husbands if it comes to it.

Any other MG would be agains't it. I expect Kikimora's to sabotage any attempts of their Master to head out to war. He has to fuck the maid and get rich, not risk his life in war.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:43:12 2015 No.13385291 File: 361 KB, 301x301, i-shall-play-you-the-song-of-my-people.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385267 LET ME SHOW YOU MY WAYS, HUMAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:43:55 2015 No.13385296 >>13385269 the power of love intimacy it happening during sex so there's pleasure balancing it out just getting used to it after a while he only enjoys it when his rusalka waifu does it, as you'll find out

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:43:55 2015 No.13385297 File: 939 KB, 1414x2000, Ushi-oni phone BG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385261 Ushi are loev

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:44:14 2015 No.13385300 File: 96 KB, 569x406, 1424428598403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please, impregnation is the purest of vanilla extract fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:44:52 2015 No.13385302 >>13385291 That was trippy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:45:11 2015 No.13385307 >>13385240 I always imagined instead of "oh God, all my muscles are uncontrollably contracting like I had a dozen horrible cramps set on at the same time" they'd be like sudden waves of tingling/prickling sensations of varying intensity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:45:38 2015 No.13385309 >>13385270 I thought it was part of "Mr Bone's wild ride"? Ah who cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:46:22 2015 No.13385313 >>13385309 You're right and he's wrong, but don't let that get you down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:46:23 2015 No.13385314 >>13385245 https://vndb.org/v6688

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:48:03 2015 No.13385324 >>13385309 Nope, that happened months later after the tumblr thing, but eventually was assimilated. >Ah who cares. Fair enough. >>13385313 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:48:11 2015 No.13385325 >>13385264 Sauce?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:48:21 2015 No.13385326

>>13385307
Having a Thunderbird daughteru must be horrifying. It's bad enough dealing with your wife who can control her electricity, but what about one that can't
Your neighbourhood would probably get bitter about how your daughteru causes discharges and blackouts when you try to burp her after feeding

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:49:06 2015 No.13385335 Every time I hear some variation of the phrase "Rape through the floor" I get reminded of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:49:07 2015 No.13385337 File: 453 KB, 800x1204, 4294191bfe26771fd545079e1102deec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385242 Dark Elves would make excellent big sisters/babysitters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:49:24 2015 No.13385342 File: 1.25 MB, 1231x1280, 1421093306576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385261 I want to go for drinks with a lonely Ushi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:49:24 2015 No.13385344 >>13385277 If I was with a Rusalka I'd probably get addicted to munchy-sex, the combined sensations of pleasure and pain would be so intense that most other sex would just be kind of boring after that

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:49:44 2015 No.13385346 >>13385335 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:49:50 2015 No.13385348 File: 71 KB, 980x307, 1430010683445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385300 fetish? it was the whole point of sex to begin with

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:50:32 2015 No.13385352 >>13385337 Don't trust monsters around your children.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:51:12 2015 No.13385360 >>13385314 Thanks, mate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:51:24 2015 No.13385362 File: 86 KB, 478x478, ENG_BTE80057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385348 Alice is my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:52:03 2015 No.13385365 >>13385337 I want to put a collar around that Dark Elf and breed her like the filthy sow she is. Or do it while she's asleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:52:13 2015 No.13385368 >>13385344 I mean, it's not all roses, at least I don't intend for it to be. He'll have a complex about caves and being tied up for the rest of his life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:52:13 2015 No.13385369 >>13385348 >That dialogue >the_lewdest_Succubutt.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:52:17 2015 No.13385371 >>13385352 Whatever you say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:53:21 2015 No.13385376 >>13385365 I want her to put a collar on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:54:30 2015 No.13385381 >>13385365 >>13385337 >You will never put a collar around the neck of your old christmas cake dark elf baby sitter and make her into your breeding sow. Fuck my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:54:39 2015 No.13385383 >>13385054 http://cuteosphere.tumblr.com/ Uggggghhhhhh I fucking hate these pretentious "kawaii gore ^___^" blogs. HATE

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:55:13 2015 No.13385384 >>13385368 Yeah, I know, I've read some of the story, awful stuff happens. But those complexes would be more the fault of certain other bitchy Rusalkas, no?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:55:38 2015 No.13385385 >>13385261 >SEX IS THE BEST WITH AN USHI-ONI Spidercow please. You don't have to lie, I already like Ushis enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:55:53 2015 No.13385388 >>13385383 >pony furry sjw trash Wow I'm not surprised at all!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:56:07 2015 No.13385390 >You'll never be the son of an echidna >You'll never have the craziest assortment of sisters ever >Dragon >Kitsune >Arachne >Hobgoblin >Mantis >Slime >Human

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:57:01 2015 No.13385398 >>13385267 >The most popular dance among spider girls is one colloquially named "The 8-Foot Bunch"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:57:03 2015 No.13385399 >>13385384 Yeah, there's that element there too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:57:13 2015 No.13385400 >>13385390 >Mantis >Arachne >Slime Burn them in their sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:57:59 2015 No.13385406 >>13385400 All of those would be lovely sisters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:58:03 2015 No.13385407 >>13385390 The amount of imouto and onee-san dicking in that household would be off the charts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:58:53 2015 No.13385412 >>13385400 Are you going to start shitting your diaper at the mention of Slimes AND Arachne now? If so, you're schtick is getting old.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:59:11 2015 No.13385413 File: 57 KB, 500x477, 1353074706072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385261 someone should make an ushi oni edit of this

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:59:12 2015 No.13385414

>>13385376
>>13385381

>You will never wake up with your wrists tied to headboard of your bed in the complete nude
>You will never feel the leather collar around your neck and wince, feeling pleasure in your loins
>It's your longtime Dark Elf CC oneesan babysitter
>She smiles, sucking one of your balls into her mouth, rolling her tongue around before letting it out with a wet pop
>She will never lick your cock from base to tip, her amethyst eyes never leaving you
>No sooner than you come close to coming, she applies gentle pressure and stops the flow, gracefully positioning herself right above your eager cock
>You'll never ask her what the meaning of all this is, her eyes glowing with a feral avarice
>She'll never smile and go
"Don't be afraid, boya. We're going to make a child together. Like you always wanted. Now go ahead and spray all that filthy virgin seed into me. It's okay, your parents already approved the marriage. Now make me yours."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:59:31 2015 No.13385416 >>13385390 >Be an echidna's adoptive son >Your older sisters are a Hellhound, an Oni, an Ushi-Oni and a Dragon >Well, at least nobody dares to bully you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:59:42 2015 No.13385419 >>13385406 No they wouldn't. Bugs are disgusting and Slimes are just plain dangerous, really you're doing the world a favor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:59:54 2015 No.13385420 >>13385407 >One room of the house is just entirely a bed because all of the sisters insist on sleeping with you and a king was too small

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:00:13 2015 No.13385425 >>13385390 >The eldest dragon daughteru bullies the youngest human daughteru because of how small, frail, and not-monstery she is >The others always comfort her and tell the Dragon girl to stop

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:00:29 2015 No.13385426 >>13385390 >Human Brocon Paladin Onee-san in a rivalry with the other Onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:00:49 2015 No.13385428 >>13385416 >People seem to never want to approach you >Those that try always lose nerve and run away >You also always feel like someone is behind you when it happens but when you turn around no one is there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:00:53 2015 No.13385430 >>13385406 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:01:25 2015 No.13385435 >>13385390 >You will never help and echidna guard the Master emerald

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:01:33 2015 No.13385436 >>13385416 Except for your sisters. That's how you grow up to be a tough man. Nobody's gonna fuck with you when you tell them: >"I grew up in a household with a Hellhound, an Ushi-Oni, an Oni, and a Dragon. I can handle this."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:01:36 2015 No.13385437 >>13385414 Oh God yes Yes I fucking will, for my CC Onee-san

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:01:43 2015 No.13385438 >>13385390 >Hobgoblin >Mantis Well, it looks like someone is going to get some attention. >>13385414 >ballsucking Dark Elf oneesan babysitter Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:02:05 2015 No.13385443 >>13385425 >Someone at school tries to bully human >Suddenly dragon is there, saying something like "Only I can bully my sis" while giving the bully a wedgie

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:02:27 2015 No.13385446 >>13385414 You're in a Drow mood today, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:02:30 2015 No.13385448 >>13385420 >It keeps needing replaced due to all the heavy use. >>13385426 Prude/in denial brocon Onee-san that keeps getting forced into awkward situations with her brother by the monster sisters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:03:35 2015 No.13385452 >>13385435 I ain't let it gonna get to me I'm just gonna creep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:04:02 2015 No.13385454 File: 190 KB, 538x600, Echidna_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385435 >"They think they can play with MY emeralds!?" >"They playin' with the wrong gal!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:04:45 2015 No.13385459 >>13385454 No shut the fuck up. No shut the fuck up!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:05:06 2015 No.13385460 >>13385277 So if even the eating stops being so bad after a while, what would even be the major drawback of being with a Rusalka?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:05:30 2015 No.13385461 File: 190 KB, 368x640, Ushi-AndWobble'd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:05:58 2015 No.13385465 >>13385270 All that shit is out of /b/ and /x/ ass, not tumblr.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:06:21 2015 No.13385470
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>>13385446

Depends on who you think I am.

>>13385437

It'd be glorious.

>TFW waking up one day years later, your daughterus are all outside playing or at gran and gramp's house
>Go into your bathroom and come back
>Dark Elf Oneesan is on the bed, whipped cream covering her nipples and pussy, her nips topped with cherries
>She's wearing the leather collar and has a heart with the arrow through it drawn onto her lickably soft stomach and the words "Eat Me" written in the middle
>Spend the rest of the day fucking like horny monkeys
>She gets knocked up with twins this time

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:06:27 2015 No.13385471 >>13385435 I ain't gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep, Down in Pumpkin Hill I gots to find my lost piece.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:06:35 2015 No.13385472 >>13385461 Neat.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:07:56 2015 No.13385476

>>13385460
I guess after you get used to the eating the only drawback is the fish tail which in my canon at least, is a result of monsterization more or less. So even then a powerful enough magic could turn one back into the mostly human water spirit from before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:08:18 2015 No.13385479 >>13385461 Oh gods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:08:32 2015 No.13385480 >>13385470 >tanlines What's the source of this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:09:26 2015 No.13385481 >>13385476 >the only drawback is the fish tail How is that a drawback?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:09:56 2015 No.13385485 >>13385459 >"エ-キ-ド-ナ!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:10:21 2015 No.13385489 >>13385481 You can't take her on land? I mean the assumption is it's not as dexterous as a lamia's tail, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:11:06 2015 No.13385492 >>13385489 Well, fair enough. I just find mermaid tails quite beautiful, but I wasn't considering the practicality of one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:11:55 2015 No.13385496 >>13385489 we could go the Chrono Cross route, and have the glide around the ground on magical glitter while killing enemies with tunes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:13:19 2015 No.13385502 >>13385496 We could go the muromi rout and have them on skateboards too, but that's a little anachronistic. >>13385492 Yeah of course, if you disregard the practicality, it's great. Makes leglocking a challenge tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:14:19 2015 No.13385504 >>13385502 A skateboard is an invention that could be built at any time in human history after the invention of the wheel. It doesn't have to be anachronistic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:14:23 2015 No.13385506 >>13385502 You could just lock your legs around their waist like in some awkward mating press pose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:14:34 2015 No.13385508 >>13385461 God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:15:06 2015 No.13385510 >>13385476 >after you get used to the eating How likely is it even that you would? Getting used to it to the point where you actually like it, and want her to do it to you while you fuck. ...Well, I guess it'd depend from person to person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:15:28 2015 No.13385513 >>13385461 this is a great thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:17:55 2015 No.13385525 >>13385461 how you do this

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:19:11 2015 No.13385526 >>13383362 Witches.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:19:39 2015 No.13385528 >>13383362 Touhous.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:19:41 2015 No.13385529
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>>13385506
I think I just had a less flexible lamia tail-locking thing happen

>>13385504
I know, but still. Skateboards man.

>>13385510
Depend on if you love her or not really. This pic which I based it off way back when says they let you go assuming you don't wanna marry them. So if you don't like 'em, then you don't get used to it, you leave before that can happen. But I mean if you wanna stay with one, I can only assume you get used to it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:20:31 2015 No.13385531 >>13385525 Download the AndWobble app, I think its only for android though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:21:13 2015 No.13385536 >>13385529 >Skateboards man Not a problem. It's just a board with wheels on it. Could have been made at any point in recorded history. Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:26:08 2015 No.13385546 >>13385529 >changed to punishing wicked adult men >wasted oppurunity for hard femdom /ss/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:26:52 2015 No.13385549 >>13385529 Makes sense. Although I'd imagine there to be some who could never get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:29:24 2015 No.13385556 >>13385546 >implying hard femdom /ss/ is an opportunity

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:30:44 2015 No.13385562 >>13385546 >/ss/ Why do people like this? What's the appeal of watching baby boys get raped?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:30:59 2015 No.13385564 >>13385529 >posting the outdated version

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:31:33 2015 No.13385566 >>13385546 >>wasted oppurunity for hard femdom /ss/ ...Is this a joke?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:32:48 2015 No.13385572 >>13385566 That's what you call disinformation, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:33:04 2015 No.13385575 >>13385562 Niggas just like /ss/, I don't see any issue in that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:33:50 2015 No.13385578 Femdom SS is like, THE most overused fetish in the monster girl genre.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:34:10 2015 No.13385580 >>13385575 That's ok and all that; but what's the appeal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:34:15 2015 No.13385582 >>13385546 Young adult men femdom > /ss/ femdom

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:34:38 2015 No.13385585 >>13385562 So they can self insert into characters with small dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:35:04 2015 No.13385589 >>13385585 #sick_burn #nerds_down

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:35:34 2015 No.13385591 >>13384799 Well, it's nice that you listened to some people (like me) complaining about the lack of elaboration...but... My God man, that's sick and twisted in so many ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:35:40 2015 No.13385593 >>13385578 Amen. Jesus, why can't I ever get anything but femdom in monster girl whatever?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:36:19 2015 No.13385594 >>13385578 And one of the worst too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:36:26 2015 No.13385595 >>13385593 Because shut up this is a femdom genre.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:36:34 2015 No.13385597 >>13384810 Dress-up Mantis is olev. Pure olev.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:36:56 2015 No.13385600 >>13385595 LOL

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:37:37 2015 No.13385601 >>13385593 >anything but femdom Many of the stories we've had lately have been either maledom or oriented or consensual. So I don't see where you're getting that from.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:37:46 2015 No.13385602 >>13385595 No it isn't, it's a genre about monster girls. Nowhere does it say "nothing but femdom allowed".

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:38:13 2015 No.13385603 >>13385595 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:38:58 2015 No.13385611 >>13385593 Yeah because we never have anything but femdom

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:39:02 2015 No.13385613 >>13385593 >playing mgq >alice sex scene >oh boy oh boy >get shat on, mocked, demeaned >boner utterly annihilated >another sex scene with alice >oh boy this time it must be sweet r-right? >same shit again >repeat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:39:04 2015 No.13385614 >>13385602 In here it's pretty implied. So much so that I've lost all interest in trying to write any stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:39:52 2015 No.13385618 >>13385614 That's dumb. Don't be a pansy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:40:29 2015 No.13385619 >>13385591 If you've read some of my stuff you'd know I have a rather sick and twisted view of "love" when it comes to MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:41:12 2015 No.13385623 File: 146 KB, 752x940, 1404500720748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Line 131 http://pastebin.com/AFtni8a9 >A Source of Inspiration It's finally Abomination time again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:42:40 2015 No.13385627 >>13385582 I may like /ss/ but this here is undeniable.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:42:42 2015 No.13385628

>>13385054
Wow. This is...really bad.

This person's trying to use "Monster Girl" as some kind of safe-space justification for their own insecurities about their appearance. Like a Landwhale who insults attractive women because she's too lazy to make a positive change in herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:43:18 2015 No.13385631 File: 143 KB, 1002x1280, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >next gen silent hills is officially cancelled Fug No spooky sexy monster girls for me

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:43:19 2015 No.13385632 >>13385054 Do you think monster girls have to face "virgin shaming" by their counterpart of sexual justice warriors?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:44:01 2015 No.13385636 >>13385631 Nooooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:44:14 2015 No.13385637 >>13385623 Well isn't this just precious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:44:47 2015 No.13385638 >>13385623 >More abomination Good shit. I'm eating, so like hell I'm gonna read it now, but I'm excited.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:45:26 2015 No.13385642 >>13385102 Harry Potter. Which is, actually, a more classical interpretation on Elves. Tolkien is the one who pushed the "Pretty, haughty, superior humanoid" shtick that's stuck ever since.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:45:29 2015 No.13385643 >>13385631 Fuck Konami.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:45:33 2015 No.13385644

>Stumble upon a cave
>It belongs to a Dragon Girl and her treasure hoard
>She looks up and stares at you
>You think you're dead when she suddenly sequels in excitement
>She starts raving about how she's finally getting her first adventurer to take her gold and how the other Dragons girls and women won't laugh at her anymore for not having someone try to steal her horde.
>She pulls out a script and starts reciting cliche villain lines and looks to you when she finishes
How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:45:43 2015 No.13385646 File: 123 KB, 361x361, 1379721091036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385585 Isn't there already a fetish for penis belittling that doesn't involve /ss/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:46:33 2015 No.13385648 >>13385643 BUT WE HAD TO FIRE KOJIMA

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:47:00 2015 No.13385649 >>13385648 SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:47:11 2015 No.13385651 >>13385623 It's always nice to get more Horrorpussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:47:53 2015 No.13385657 >>13385283 I think this might actually be what PRW based his on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:48:04 2015 No.13385658 >>13385623 Abomination a shit. I-it's not as if I was waiting for this or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:48:41 2015 No.13385659 >>13385648 Why? Was there any reason given?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:48:46 2015 No.13385660 >>13385657 Based his what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:48:59 2015 No.13385661 >>13385644 >Hey, sorry about this but I was just having a look around. See ya.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:49:34 2015 No.13385663

>>13385600
>>13385602
>>13385603
Not him but Monster Girls are Monsters. Monsters are naturally stronger than humans.And in before some retard shouts "HURR MUH STRONG MONSTERS" no fuck off, on a one-to-one using just natural abilities humans will almost always be inferior to all but the weakest Monster Girls. Monsters can have exotic limbs, super strength, magic, all that shit and more. A human has nothing. That's why humanity made tools like swords and shit, because by itself a human is pretty weak. And in a world where Monster Girls are sentient and can also use those tools along with their natural abilities, it'd take an exceptionally strong and courageous human to defeat one. Your average joe will likely lose.

Monster Girls have a natural advantage over humans, and a good chunk of Monster Girl material shows Monster Girls as villains/antagonists, at least the ones that aren't outright porn and just go straight to femdom. Look at the two biggest biggest sources of Monster Girl stuff, MGQ and MGE. Both of those involve rape and femdom. Hell, even EMG shows the Monster Girls as more dominant and powerful than regular humans, even the ones that aren't full femdom ala Rachnee.

Monster Girls simply are strongly associated with femdom. If you don't like that, it's fine. But don't be a retard and act like there's no reason for the connotation, or that those or enjoy femdom are the minority here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:49:36 2015 No.13385665 >>13385660 Greentext about a dancing Ushi.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:49:42 2015 No.13385666

>>13385642
There are elves on Harry Potter?
Oh. You mean house-elves. I always thought those were much closer to the original kikimoras, or another type of house fae.

Weren't original elves more like fair folk 'step into a mushroom circle and be trapped forever as our slave' kind of thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:49:49 2015 No.13385667 >>13385623 That was so cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:50:07 2015 No.13385670 >>13385564 It got updated? >>13385549 Yeah, I mean there's no accounting for taste. for some it would remain a trial rather than another facet of the love. >>13385623 Noice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:50:10 2015 No.13385672 >>13385591 You do realize that whole shpiel was the mad ramblings of Faggot, right? Don't expect it to make sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:50:27 2015 No.13385674 >>13385619 I'm not even sure who you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:50:44 2015 No.13385675 >>13385644 Swipe a handful of coins and run. Let her catch me.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:50:48 2015 No.13385676
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>>13385631
>Homecoming Nurse
Blech

That God. I like Del Toro, but I'm not overly fond of Norman Reedus, that talking bag thing, or those shitty jump scares from the demo.

Silent Hill should stay dead like Castlevania so Konami can't fuck with it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:51:03 2015 No.13385678 >>13385663 >>13382483 Thanks for NOTHING.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:51:07 2015 No.13385679 File: 221 KB, 678x769, mm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385646 >tfw monster girls prefer showers

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:51:27 2015 No.13385682 >>13385644 >"Gosh you're pretty."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:51:53 2015 No.13385683 >>13385659 They were cutting off the snakes head, and from there, two phantoms were born.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:52:00 2015 No.13385685 >>13385644 Chuuni it up with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:52:08 2015 No.13385686 File: 663 KB, 900x1200, 1426970793278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385644 >I'm here to steal your heart Gotta fight chuuni with chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:52:27 2015 No.13385687 >>13385660 A greentext he did a bit ago. Involved a Loli Ushi-Oni being taught not to become a rape-machine. So she danced the dance of her people instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:52:49 2015 No.13385691 >>13385679 >Size: small Fucking Suu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:52:57 2015 No.13385692 >>13385663 >that those or enjoy femdom are the minority here. Of course they're not, every maledom vs femdom shitstorm shows who the majority is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:53:13 2015 No.13385693 >>13385670 which would it be for you personally?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:53:13 2015 No.13385694 >>13385686 I love over-sized sleeves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:53:13 2015 No.13385695 >>13385659 Answer A. Konami was jealous that Kojima was basically the Face of Konami. Answer B. Konami gave into raging hipsters who don't like Kojima because they think their 100 subs/followers/etc aren't his millions of fans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:53:32 2015 No.13385696 >>13385687 >>13385665 Got a link?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:53:48 2015 No.13385697 File: 121 KB, 792x720, How about no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385692 Let's not start this shit again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:54:02 2015 No.13385699 >>13385644 Ask if she has anything to eat, I'm starved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:54:07 2015 No.13385701 >>13385696 http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:54:12 2015 No.13385702 >>13385663 >associated with femdom != every MG stuff is/has to be femdom Though I will agree for the most part.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:55:05 2015 No.13385704 >>13385644 Ask for directions to the nearest inn. Then leave and never talk again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:55:07 2015 No.13385705 >>13385697 Shut up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:55:12 2015 No.13385706 >>13385693 Love man. I'd soothe a distressed Rusalka, and teach her to love all parts of herself for all eternity if I could.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:55:30 2015 No.13385707 >>13385694 My friend, you have good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:55:42 2015 No.13385709 >>13385697 How about you calm down? No one is starting anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:55:43 2015 No.13385710 >>13385695 Who wants to bet it had something to do with Microtransactions? What would your reaction be to Kojima going to Platinum Studios and making MGS games there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:56:10 2015 No.13385714 >>13385663 You know a very large part of porn that involves strong women is maledom PRECISELY because they're strong women, right? Your argument can go both ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:56:15 2015 No.13385715 >>13385692 Maledomfags may be the minority, but they're far more vocal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:56:54 2015 No.13385717 >>13385644 Ask her about the princess. Real dragon girl has to abduct royalty and I'm there to rescue the poor maiden and get her hand and half of the kingdom as reward. She isn't some loser that has only materialist treasure horde, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:57:12 2015 No.13385720 >>13385715 See >>13385603

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:58:35 2015 No.13385728 >>13385710 Hype. Much hype.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:01:02 2015 No.13385740

>>13385623
I fell so dumb now for not realizing who was the masked woman in the last Komodo-oneechan update.

Her tentacles being extendable to the point where a tenta reach around is possible was a nice surprise as was the psychic sex/confession. You continue to make something that by all right should be horrific into hot and adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:01:07 2015 No.13385741 >>13385623 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:01:16 2015 No.13385742 >>13385706 Good man. Do you think you could ever grow to like the munchies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:01:25 2015 No.13385744 >>13385717 >She brings out the "kidnapped Princess" >It's only her a friend of hers who likes to play along

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:01:26 2015 No.13385745
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Would you send your daughteru away to summer camp so you can fuck like rabbits with your waifu? Or would you not be able to withstand the young girl's complaints and pouting about not wanting to be away from daddy? Do you force her to go so she can become more independent?
How does she react when she finds out there is a human boy camp across the lake?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:01:48 2015 No.13385746
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Ok I can't bother checking the rest of the leaks, so I'll just post my favorite part:

(08:33:28) ‹+████› oh thats monster girl stuff?
(08:33:36) ‹+████› icky, your mother would be ashamed of you
(08:34:02) ‹+█████████› bitch please
(08:34:07) ‹+█████████› monstergirls are adorable
(08:34:21) ‹%███› Bloom u sum sorta homo?
(08:34:32) ‹%███› monstergirls are kawaii as fuck
(08:34:33) ‹+████› no im just afraid of spiders fuck you
(08:34:35) ‹+████› http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9eCKaRAqF7Y
(08:34:39) ‹+████› this song makes me fuzzy inside
(08:35:00) ‹%███› you know what makes you fuzzy inside?
(08:35:08) ‹%███› spider eggs hatching in your colon
(08:35:12) ‹%███› mmmm

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:03:12 2015 No.13385750 >>13385714 I'm a maledomfag and I can vouch for this. Strong, dangerous women are far more engaging to dom than weak, timid ones. Nice monster girls are for cuddles and sweet loving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:03:56 2015 No.13385755 File: 108 KB, 752x1063, noticing kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much flooding would occur if a Kikimora with a healer fetish came across a broken, clockwork, ghostly depressed man who insists he's fine?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:04:04 2015 No.13385756 >>13385746 >(08:34:33) ‹+████› no im just afraid of spiders fuck you I think we've found our spider hating shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:04:05 2015 No.13385757 >>13385746 >edit out names >Bloom u sum sorta homo? You tried.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:04:35 2015 No.13385759

>>13385745
I'd send her to a camp that she'd like. There are so many fun camps, in and outdoors, nowadays, there's bound to be something she's interested in.

>Human Boy Camp nearby
Hopefully nothing too rash...but she's a good girl. I'm sure she wouldn't do much more than try to bully a Human Boy into a date.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:05:03 2015 No.13385761 File: 1002 KB, 500x264, Shiny-Tear-Drop.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >(08:35:00) ‹%███› you know what makes you fuzzy inside? >(08:35:08) ‹%███› spider eggs hatching in your colon >(08:35:12) ‹%███› mmmm

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:05:23 2015 No.13385764 >>13385757 God damn it. Oh well, it's not like anyone knows him/her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:05:36 2015 No.13385766 >>13385745 And No shota escaped with their virginity intact that day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:05:56 2015 No.13385768 File: 103 KB, 800x1000, Shitty NSFW Christian Imageboard porn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385750 Motherfucking this.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:07:08 2015 No.13385774

>>13385742
Dunno man. I've never been eaten before. But I think I could come to find the biting arousing, even up to the point of drawing blood, and sinking teeth in, but as for "Okay, now let me tear pounds of muscle out of you" I think I could grow desensitized to it, but not actually feel aroused by it, if you know what I mean. how 'bout you? Would you let her taste her husband's meat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:07:27 2015 No.13385775 >>13385745 Summer camps are 60% horny teenagers, 20% bored counselors, and 10% serial killers. She'll go somewhere safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:07:33 2015 No.13385776 >>13385768 >that screen Absolutey disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:07:49 2015 No.13385779 >>13385676 Nothing can be worse than origins or that diablo coop clone on psv I would love to see Kojima's vision on SH. His 4-wall breaking habits would scare the shit out of people in a horror game Too bad it's ded now

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:07:51 2015 No.13385780

>>13385750
I'm not even necessarily a maledomfag, I enjoy it just the same as femdom, but I do think the whole "monstergirls are only for femdom" thing is just retarded. I think it got engraved because of Luka never ever taking the initiative, even in consensual scenes.

Honestly, my thing is more of a competiting for dominance thing, or hell, just sex where both parts are active. I get tired as hell of it being one doing all the work and the other just lying there and taking it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:08:08 2015 No.13385782 >>13385750 This nigga gets it. The strong ones are fun to see domed because feelings of "muh pride, muh strength" and the eventual realization they can't stop it happening setting in. The cute ones are for protecting and tender sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:08:27 2015 No.13385785 >>13385775 What are the last 10%?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:09:00 2015 No.13385787 >>13385755 Probably enough to get the sandbags out. Actually how do Kiki's choose their men? Do they have a sixth sense or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:09:04 2015 No.13385789 >>13385750 I'd agree with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:09:13 2015 No.13385790 >>13385785 Angry wildlife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:09:29 2015 No.13385791 >>13385750 >Strong, dangerous women Hnnnnngh >>13385780 >competiting for dominance >sex where both parts are active HNNNNNNNN

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:09:39 2015 No.13385793 >>13385780 >competiting Fuck you brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:09:53 2015 No.13385796 File: 242 KB, 857x1200, 1430082593469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385776 Open image at your own risk

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:10:05 2015 No.13385797 >>13385785 The ones that didn't get away from the other 10%

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:10:59 2015 No.13385801 >>13385746 >icky, your mother would be ashamed of you Why does this remind me of that one tumblr poster who keeps going "YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE SO ASHAMED WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER THINK" Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:10:59 2015 No.13385802 >>13385782 So weak monster girls, like oomukade, go for fluffy cuddly neckbeards and strong dragon girls and manticores hunt and enjoy taming paladins?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:11:04 2015 No.13385804 File: 442 KB, 2000x2500, Acute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385787 Pretty much, they can sense what a man needs. So i'm sure that they can locate a fitting man aswell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:11:14 2015 No.13385805 >>13385796 My kiki better not use MY internet to watch this filth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:11:39 2015 No.13385807 >>13385768 It's time to tenderly impregnate the maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:11:43 2015 No.13385808 >>13385774 I have some masochistic tendencies, so with enough "conditioning", time to get used to it, and lots of tender love I probably wouldn't mind. As long as she does it while we fuck. Or would you rather have her keep the two separate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:11:47 2015 No.13385810 >>13385804 Huh, do they have different preferences?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:12:04 2015 No.13385813 >>13385796 >holding hands with ghosts Disgusting. There's no way I'd ever wrap my fingers around a soft ghost's slender, incorporeal fingers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:12:15 2015 No.13385814 >>13385623 adhorrible love it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:12:38 2015 No.13385815 >>13385802 Pretty much. An Oomukade would be terrified of strong men so she'd most likely use a non-intimidating neet as a daki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:12:43 2015 No.13385816 >>13385802 >You'll never turn a strong proud humanboy into your personal slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:12:47 2015 No.13385817 >>13385805 they do......

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:14:10 2015 No.13385824 >>13385808 I think I'd rather it be more about her nature during sex and sort of light/medium, then setting a separate time aside for her to take what she actually needs to fill herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:14:11 2015 No.13385825 >>13385817 Well then, someone is cleaning the house with her tongue tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:14:15 2015 No.13385826 >>13385761 Yeesh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:14:22 2015 No.13385828 >>13385802 >The weak wimpy Monster girls go for the weak losers who'd likely be into femdom >The strong powerful Monster girls go for the strong paladins who'd likely be into maledom Fuck this gay shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:14:26 2015 No.13385829 >>13385796 Man, where's that image where the students pinkies touch and the guy goes wild, when you need it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:14:28 2015 No.13385830 >>13385791 >>13385780 Switchlife Best Life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:14:46 2015 No.13385831 >>13385802 What if I'm masculine and have a beard? Do I get to wrestle with Oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:15:06 2015 No.13385832 >>13385815 >An Oomukade sneaks into a NEETs room while he's sleeping to use him as a daki

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:15:31 2015 No.13385837 >>13385825 >the house God damn kids using weirder nicknames for their dick by the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:15:35 2015 No.13385839 >>13385824 I actually couldn't quite tell, does she do what you described in the story, or does she "eat her fill" during sex?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:15:38 2015 No.13385840 >>13385810 I'm sure there's different kikis for different healing sorts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:16:06 2015 No.13385843 >>13385828 I think the idea of a weak and wimpy monster girl trying to dom me is pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:16:07 2015 No.13385844 >>13385701 That's was enjoyable.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:16:36 2015 No.13385848

>>13385807

>Tenderly impregnate the maid

If you mean by Kissing her neck, moving downard to kiss the center of her chest, her navel, and then gently moving her hand away from her pussy lips much to her protestation. Then yes, it's time to tenderly impregnate the maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:16:47 2015 No.13385849 File: 197 KB, 832x1190, 2c9dbeb6b743b1d1a0506c9884cad373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385791 >>competiting for dominance >>sex where both parts are active Like... sexual wrestling on the bed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:16:53 2015 No.13385850 >>13385796 >le super lewd forbidden h-h-hand-holding! This is the one of the most cancerous memes Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:17:03 2015 No.13385851 >>13385843 >weak and wimpy monster girl trying to dom me Is that you, Cyclops sub?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:17:28 2015 No.13385852 >>13385837 ...Y-yeah, I meant my dick, not my actual house.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:17:31 2015 No.13385854 >>13385840 >Different healing sorts Even for healing of severed limbs?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:17:40 2015 No.13385857

>>13385839
She starves herself mostly because she doesn't like to hurt him, so she only really feeds when she has to like when she first meets him or when she looses herself in the moment. I mean I'm sure they set time aside to actually eat in the year or two I think it was they were together, but I didn't go into it, choosing to skip that time by.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:17:55 2015 No.13385859 >>13385843 Well it doesn't for me. I just want my strong powerful monster waifu to protect someone weak frail and pathetic like me, and protect my smile. I don't want some wimpy stuttering Oomukade, or some girl that's shorter than me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:18:07 2015 No.13385860 >>13385851 Maybe, if she's got the right assets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:18:29 2015 No.13385861 >>13385828 >fuck this gay earth FTFY

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:18:39 2015 No.13385862
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>>13385810
Yeah

"They especially prefer diligent workers, but perhaps because of their innate officious nature, many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go. "

They have different preferences. Some Kiki's will seek out a NEET, while others will seek out already dilligent workers and help them further.

Afcoarse they will always aim at turning their Master in a succesfull male capable of pleasing the maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:19:09 2015 No.13385869 >>13385860 >right assets The guy I'm thinking of wants a totally flat plain fujo Cyclops to dom him, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:19:42 2015 No.13385873 >>13385828 What about the average guys who're not into either and just wanna chill out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:19:59 2015 No.13385877 >>13385859 If you want a strong waifu then work hard and get a strong waifu instead of being a pathetic picky shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:20:50 2015 No.13385883 File: 151 KB, 700x872, 1395960163198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385832 NEET and Oomukade-fag here, where do I sign up?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:21:29 2015 No.13385890 >>13385862 A Kiki would need to work extra hard to turn a NEET into a successful man. >>13385869 >flat Oh yes I'm definitely not him then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:22:04 2015 No.13385898 >>13385883 Goddamnit now i'm imagining a conveyor belt sort of sex move with an Oomukade moving her darling along her underside with the multitude of legs starting at the end of her tail and ending with his dick docking onto her pussy's lips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:22:05 2015 No.13385899 >>13385854 well she'll always wait on you hand and foot in that case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:22:29 2015 No.13385902 >>13385883 You don't, you just need to wait. And leave the window open.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:22:49 2015 No.13385903 >>13385857 >or when she looses herself in the moment. Too hungry, or too much into the fuckin'? I'm forgetful so I don't remember if that came up in the story.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:22:58 2015 No.13385904

>>13385877
But that goes against all my role reversal and reverse rape fantasies. These days people just want Monster Girls to be human girls but with Monster Features, and completely bail on the whole reverse rape and such aspects.

Next I bet people will want to change it so Monster Girls never rape men, and the men usually hit on the girls instead of vice versa. And the only actual different part about MGC and all is that they're Monster Girls. Also they'll make incest taboo too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:23:21 2015 No.13385905 >>13385802 I believe individual monster girls could have their own set of fetishes and such. I doubt all members of a single species of monster would behave exactly the same. >We're_a_species_not_a_costume.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:23:44 2015 No.13385906 >>13385873 You are already alped

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:23:54 2015 No.13385908 >>13385873 Well, git gud so you don't have to worry about neither the strong nor the weak monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:25:03 2015 No.13385916 >>13385904 I would not the opposed to those changes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:25:32 2015 No.13385918 >>13385828 They will go for whoever they prefer. It's your fault for believing bullshit. The only canon one that actively goes after strong guys is the Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:26:02 2015 No.13385924 >>13385904 I bet many human men go and hit on cute monster girls, specially in 'safe-zones' like MGE's perfect nip-land expy. Besides, it's hotter to rape the rapist than just regular non-rapists. So reverse-reverse rape is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:26:45 2015 No.13385926 >>13385860 Like what? Full round breasts barely held in by her cheap bras? Thick soft thighs that she'll wrap around your head as you go down on her? An ass that would make even succubi jealous?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:27:23 2015 No.13385930 >>13385918 All top-tier and warrior (except Amazon) MGs go for strong guys only

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:27:49 2015 No.13385932 >>13385926 That sounds nice yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:28:23 2015 No.13385933 >>13385930 Give me a source for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:28:34 2015 No.13385934 >>13385930 >Pushing "Alphas going to fuck some Monster Girls" See, fuck this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:28:36 2015 No.13385936 >>13385906 >Not domming/being dommed means you're gay Stop talking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:28:36 2015 No.13385937 >>13385926 I want to mating press a Cyclops while holding her hands and spilling enough seed into her womb that excess lewdly squelches out while sperm rushes to her waiting ovum on their collision course for baby making

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:28:44 2015 No.13385938 >>13385904 Just ignore what you dislike anon, it's easy enough to have things both ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:28:54 2015 No.13385939 File: 101 KB, 499x688, 1410484605720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385924 >reverse-reverse rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:29:17 2015 No.13385940 >>13385848 >That spoiler Yes. Don't forget the handholding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:29:27 2015 No.13385943 >>13385930 Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:30:27 2015 No.13385946 >>13385849 I... don't know. Maybe it's just hot in my head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:31:32 2015 No.13385954 File: 30 KB, 600x318, 51236457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385849 >sexual wrestling on the bed I live for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:31:40 2015 No.13385956 >>13385937 >Baby making But she's a monoeye! She doesn't deserve a baby!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:32:34 2015 No.13385961 >>13385943 Lizards prefer men who can beat them, Baphomets are the same, they want a dependable onii-chan who's stronger than them and Baphomets are borderline god-tier in MGE. Lilims are likely the same and only go for hero types.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:33:37 2015 No.13385968

>>13385849
>>13385946

>Ufufu, sex with me isn't like any other woman, Anon.
>Let's see how long you last in my specialty hold!
>Oho! My my, somebody's horny, aren't they?
>Don't mind if I eat you up, and I better feel your tongue, Anon.
>TFW you will never have an MG pull that shit from the mom and daughter Amazon doujin by doing the SPIN POLE DRIVER on your dick

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:34:42 2015 No.13385975

>>13385961
While this is true, it's hardly the case for "All Warriors". Not to mention if Lizardmen take a liking to you, they'll train you into a guy up to their standards. I could imagine a Baphomet doing the same. You ready for boot camp, anon?

Meanwhile there are girls like Salamanders who just care if you're fun or not.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:35:20 2015 No.13385978
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>>13385956
It's not for her benefit, it's because he has an impregnation fetish. She's just an advanced onahole to him. He just also happens to have a happy family life fetish and a dying peacefully together from old age fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:35:27 2015 No.13385981 >>13385943 >>13385933 >>13385934 The Baphomet profile says "they also seek superior men as their husbands in the same way as other upper rank monsters"

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:36:17 2015 No.13385984

>>13385943
>>13385933
>>13385934
It's stated in echidna, baphomet, valkyrie, warriors profiles
Also
>Because they also seek superior men as their husbands in the same way as other upper rank monsters,
>superior men
>as other upper rank monsters
From Baphomet page

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:37:52 2015 No.13385991 >>13385978 >dying peacefully together from old age fetish. I plan to live forever

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:37:53 2015 No.13385992 Man, I like how this all started with Maledomfags complaining about how Femdomfags were "Making all Monster Girl stuff femdom" And now it's Maledomfags trying to take all the Monster Girl stuff and make it about Maledom

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:38:00 2015 No.13385993 >>13385981 >"they also seek superior men as their husbands in the same way as other upper rank monsters" I'm not entirely sure 'superior men' means superior to themselves as much as superior to the majority of other men.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:38:14 2015 No.13385994 >>13385984 As pointed out here >>13385975 I should think it would apply to Valkyries especially. I mean, being assigned to a "Hero" and training him into such is their whole shtick, no?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:38:49 2015 No.13385999

>>13385975
>I could imagine a Baphomet doing the same. You ready for boot camp, anon?
>Jeez Onii-chan try to keep up, you can at least do this right?
>You mean you can't even lift this? Even your adorable little sister can lift this
>What do you mean you're out of stamina? You're sleeping on the couch again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:39:01 2015 No.13386002 >>13385992 It's not all maledomfags and femdomfags that are doing that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:39:25 2015 No.13386005 >>13385992 >Maledomfags trying to take all the Monster Girl stuff and make it about Maledom Yep, that's totally what's happening. Please, tell us more, oh wise one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:39:35 2015 No.13386009 >>13385981 >Baphomet I just found out today that Baphomet was a demon the catholic church made up when they back stabbed the knights templar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:39:44 2015 No.13386010 >>13385930 KC said a long time ago that monsters will make an exception if you confess your love to them. Men that go that route are put through harsh training until they become their waifu's ideal, and rarely are they allowed to back out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:40:34 2015 No.13386013 >>13385961 Lizards train you, Lilims will go for the guy they like, it doesn't matter if he's strong or not. He will be powerful once he gets all the demonic energy from his wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:40:57 2015 No.13386015 File: 764 KB, 1200x1711, 190_img_190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385968 The mom on that h-manga was incredibly hot.

>>	PantyQuest Sun Apr 26 17:41:49 2015 No.13386018 File: 26 KB, 327x500, 134763634334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pint-sized thugs. Goblins added: http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:41:53 2015 No.13386019

>>13385961
>Be peasant
>Life is good, don't have to worry about shit
>Except yesterday
>There was some lizard person on your farm
>You hate trespassers on your farm
>So you did the logical peasant thing
>You smacked her in the face with your shovel and dragged her into the woods with a "Get the fuck off mah property."
>Day after that some little goat thing proclaimed you were her "oni chan"
>Use dependable peasant logic
>Hit her with the shovel
>Couple days later some succubus looking woman is there looking for a "Dependable warrior"
>You broke out the pitchfork for her
>It's been three more days and now they're all back and are claiming to be your "Rightful Wife!"
>You just want to grow crops...

Even some lowly peasant can do great things anon.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Apr 26 17:41:55 2015 No.13386020 File: 1.65 MB, 1844x932, stronk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ThunderBrother Sun Apr 26 17:42:13 2015 No.13386021 File: 653 KB, 1200x1600, 1430084533257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just dropping by to give some warning: If things go well while editing, final chapter tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:42:28 2015 No.13386023 >>13385999 And that's the easy part. No goat loli pussy until the guy can also make hardened battlemages green with envy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:42:49 2015 No.13386027 >>13386010 Great

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:43:16 2015 No.13386028 >>13386013 I always assumed some super powerful MGs would have a fetish for taking some wimpy manlet and buffing him up with their magic.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:43:21 2015 No.13386029

>>13385994
Common pleb can't be a hero
>they accompany humans destined to become heroes and champions
>destined
You need to have potential or some shit

I don't know what you are even arguing about, it's pretty obvious that strong mgs need huge amount of energy which can only be supplied by strong men, not weak sickly NEETs

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:43:33 2015 No.13386031 >>13386013 >Lizards train you I hate how lizardmen and salamander got associated with the whole 'bonnet tipping' thing. It doesn't even male sense considering thei- >>13386020 HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT COW

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:43:43 2015 No.13386034 >>13385968 >>13386015 Oh man this looks delicious. >female: hairy \| mind break \| squirting \| x-ray Ehhhhh

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:44:00 2015 No.13386038 >>13386020 All dat prime beef.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:44:09 2015 No.13386041 >>13386005 Just scroll up Anon. >What's that? You liked X Monster Girls? Well looks like you better be /fit/ as fuck and enjoy maledom, because otherwise you don't get them! Enjoy your alps!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:44:42 2015 No.13386045 >>13386023 Months of paw jobs and orgasm denial till he makes the cut I assume.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:44:55 2015 No.13386049 >>13386034 >Not liking bush What kind of a faggot are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:45:02 2015 No.13386050 >>13386034 Give it a try. It's really good. The mind break isn't really mind break as much as sexual ecstasy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:45:08 2015 No.13386051 >>13386028 Unless your the star of your own anon anime chances are you wont run into MG with a fetish like that you just gotta git gud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:45:21 2015 No.13386054 >>13386020 Holstaurus best monster girls.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:46:05 2015 No.13386059

>>13386029
>it's pretty obvious that strong mgs need huge amount of energy which can only be supplied by strong men
Now THAT is bullshit.

>>13386010
What do you think Husbando Bootcamp under a Waifu Drill Sergeant of your preference would be like? Lizards would probably involve plenty of swordsmanship, obviously. Daily spars at minimum? Baphomet would likely involve as much studying as physical workouts...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:46:21 2015 No.13386061 >>13386041 I didn't know they were a hive mind. Guess you're right then. ...Oh wait no, that's stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:46:37 2015 No.13386065 >>13386050 Oh, this is the "Are women destined to lose against cocks?" doujin, ahaha. >>13386049 N-no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:47:08 2015 No.13386070 File: 1006 KB, 1544x2256, Snu-Snu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386054

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:47:49 2015 No.13386074 >>13386041 nobody said you had to be into maledom you just cant be a lazy shit and expect to get a top tier waifu out of the blue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:48:00 2015 No.13386075 File: 184 KB, 818x1157, 1427097140179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386029 Now you're just being silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:48:16 2015 No.13386077 >>13386070 >tfw no country bumpkin cow girl with a thick southern accent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:48:29 2015 No.13386080 >>13386045 And some oiled up naizuri/intercrural if he's showing good progress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:48:49 2015 No.13386084 >>13386074 I agree with your logic but there's something that needs to be said: Monster girls aren't real. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:48:56 2015 No.13386086 >>13386059 How is that bullshit? Are you implying NEET who doesn't exit his room has more energy than a warrior/hero/adventurer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:49:12 2015 No.13386087 >>13386074 wasn't that the reason kc made mge?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:49:32 2015 No.13386089 >>13386084 You just had to go there, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:49:37 2015 No.13386090 >>13386051 Jokes on you, I actually am the star of my own story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:49:42 2015 No.13386093 >>13386074 >Can't have the waifu you want >In a wish fulfillment fantasy Dreams come true no matter who or what you are Anon. If you want to be a lazy NEET with a Dragon Waifu that'll happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:50:32 2015 No.13386101 >>13386090 So is everyone else. And most of our stories are garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:50:36 2015 No.13386102 File: 304 KB, 869x1273, The Horseless Headsman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386077 I'd do more of her but I find my own abilities to TS silly shit lacking. So have something stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:51:08 2015 No.13386104 >>13385930 Let's see. >Amazoness >Apophis >Chimaera >Dhampir >Dragon >Hellhound >Kunoichi >Minotaurus >Ryu >Ushi-Oni All of these are minimally powerful and/or warriors and don't have a requirement of being strong to be with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:51:09 2015 No.13386105 File: 507 KB, 431x1200, 1425910390431.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386089 THE TRUTH HURTS. A lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:51:23 2015 No.13386109 >>13386018 How big is the cup-size of their leader? I must obtain her bra and panties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:52:09 2015 No.13386114 >>13386101 You can't get better if you don't write at all though. I don't really give a fuck about you faggots, I write for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:53:11 2015 No.13386121 >>13386114 Hey man... That hurts, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:53:30 2015 No.13386123 File: 35 KB, 469x420, 42190758_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386080 Great, now I'm really wanting to be trained into shape by a baphomet. This has to be Sabbath propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:53:54 2015 No.13386127 >>13386018 I want to dick the goblins. And not the hobgoblin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:54:11 2015 No.13386130 >>13386105 It's ok, death shall set us free.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:54:26 2015 No.13386131

>>13386086
Well, no. But it's bullshit to say that strong MGs would only go for equally strong guys out of some kind of minimum energy-sucking requirement. If they like you, they like you, and if they're dissatisfied with some part of your lifestyle, they'll work with you to improve on it.

>>13386093
Reminds me of a little greentext a while back.
>Dragon crashes into the home of some NEET-Otaku-Collector type
>Smashes a good deal of his collection in the process
>She feels bad about ruining someone else's "Hoard"
>Takes him back to her lair since his home was wrecked, integrating his "Treasure Trove" into her own

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:54:44 2015 No.13386132 >>13386121 I'm sorry anon plz forgive! I just get shat on so often no matter what I do. I've come to terms with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:55:24 2015 No.13386140 >>13386131 >ruining someone else's "Hoard" How dare she? Off with her head!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:55:28 2015 No.13386141 >>13386080 >Oiled up Naizuri >Intercrural >With a dominating loli spellmaster ThisIsMyFetishInEverySingleWay.jpg

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:56:02 2015 No.13386144 [SPOILER]

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>>13386065
It is. I wish artist makes a continuation for it.
>Dem muscles.
>Dem abs.
>Dat delicious dark skin.
>Dat cute bush.
>Dat sure, but firendly attitude.
Best mom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:56:25 2015 No.13386149 >>13386132 Eh, don't worry about it. The journey on the river of shit is too long for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:56:47 2015 No.13386153 >>13385801 Yeah, I remember that. Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:56:59 2015 No.13386156 This discussion is retarded, except for 4-5 species where it says that they like strong guys the rest will have individual tastes since it says nothing about it in the profile, it doesn't matter if these monstergirls are strong or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:57:14 2015 No.13386157 >>13386131 >Smashes a good deal of his collection in the process She would be dead before she even left his house. autism rage is a scary thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:57:25 2015 No.13386158 >>13386149 Too true.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:58:33 2015 No.13386165 >>13386156 >Implying Monster Girls aren't monotonous copy-pastes where every being of the same species acts exactly the same I know anon, but it's pointless to fight Threadcanon.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:59:43 2015 No.13386170

>>13386077
>TFW you'll never date a Minotaurus tomboy from the country with a cute southern accent.
>TFW she'll never playfully tease you for being a "city boy" while you try to help her with her work.
>TFW you'll never see her get excited over seeing the landmarks of the city you call home when she visits it with you.
>TFW you'll never get to playfully tease her about her secret girly streak.
It's a deep pain anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 17:59:56 2015 No.13386173 >>13386156 You can head-cannon whatever you want but the general rule is strong monsters want strong guys. Thats one of the main points of MGE being a RPG setting anyone can level up and become strong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:00:09 2015 No.13386175 >>13386156 Except Baphomet page saying all upper rank monsters seek superior men

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:00:22 2015 No.13386178 >>13386165 Seeing all the retarded kiki/hellhound "discussions", I've come to terms with that as well...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:00:49 2015 No.13386179 >>13386165 >>Implying Monster Girls aren't monotonous copy-pastes where every being of the same species acts exactly the same I hate that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:01:23 2015 No.13386182 File: 940 KB, 1200x824, 212_img_212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386144 Oh and >dem lips. I would spend entire days tasting those plump-looking lips, exploring each others mouths.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:01:30 2015 No.13386183 >>13386165 >tfw no drill sergeant Kikimora >tfw no girly and cuddly Manticore >tfw no NEET Anubis with a dirty bedroom >tfw no Salamander who prefers vidya to swords

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:02:30 2015 No.13386187

>>13386045
>>13386023

>Nfufufu, Onii-chan, no sex until you can edge for at least two hours
>Eh? You're twitching already? How about I up the ante!
>Ora! Take that! How does it feel to have your dick sandwiched between my thighs, Onii-chan?
>You're such a pervert, your hard... twitching thing pulsing between a OOO schooler's thighs
>Come on then, are you going to cum! Go ahead and cum! Shoot that filthy seed of yours into the air, Onii-chan!
>Mu... you've dirtied me, Onii.
>Eros induro erohim eros
>Aha! You're back up now!
>What will it be, mmm? My chest, my thighs again, or perhaps my P-U-S-S-Y
>On second though, i'm having second thoughts, Onii-chan, you're not ready yet
>Just kidding, you did good today, Onii!
>Be sure to love me lots, today!

>TFW you will never mating press Kitloli or Baphomet and have them call you Onii-chan while your cock bends to their tight snatches

I want to die now.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:03:18 2015 No.13386194

>>13386173
>but the general rule is strong monsters want strong guys
You just fucking made that up, that's never been a "General Rule". Don't pull bullshit like this. It's never even been pushed until now.

>Thats one of the main points of MGE being a RPG setting anyone can level up and become strong.
What the fuck MGE has slight inspiration from JRPGs like Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy, but to say it's an RPG setting in of itself is baseless and retarded, literally nothing suggests that.

Stop pulling shit out of your ass

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:03:34 2015 No.13386196
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>>13386173
>but the general rule is strong monsters want strong guys
Baphomet, Echidna, Lizardmen (these will train, they don't even count) Vakyries and that's it. Right now you're trying to force your own headcanon here, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:04:21 2015 No.13386200 >>13386194 KC said himself on Twitter that the entire setting runs on RPG mechanics rather than real-life ones. Which means people have stats and hit points and levels and shit.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:04:27 2015 No.13386202

>>13386183
>Drill Sergeant Kikimora
Don't we have art of that?
>Girl and Cuddly Manticore
We've got several examples of such in various writefaggotry.
>NEET Anubis
Comes up every so often. Last I recall was when someone was writing up MGs in response to people giving names for their "Waifu".
>Salamander who prefers vidya to swords
Now this bears further investigation.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:04:50 2015 No.13386206
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>>13386170
>One day she goes into heat, her tail swishing back and forth, her face goes red and she can't stop mooing.
>She tries to fight it, but inevitably forces herself on you.

Aww yis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:04:52 2015 No.13386207 >>13386194 KC himself said it was a RPG setting

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:05:04 2015 No.13386209 File: 1.54 MB, 1099x797, 3752903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386194 >>13386196 Relax.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:05:05 2015 No.13386210 >>13386087 He was sick of seeing MGs depicted as fatal or ruthlessly evil. Everything else is the result of trying to satisfy the fanbase's ever increasing need for a hugbox

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:06:11 2015 No.13386219

>>13386196
Even Echidna and Valkyries will train you too.
Sure it's "If you're destined for Heroism", but given the very nature of this as a setting for your imagination to run wild, why is it so difficult to be "Destined"? I mean sure, it's cliche and all, but there's nothing really wrong with that if you still imagine yourself having to work to fulfill that destiny.

And now we're even discussing Baphomets doing something similar.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:06:22 2015 No.13386221

>>13386156
>Monstergirls with individual tastes
God, so much wasted potential because no-one does that. Just imagine it.
>Baphomets and Familiars who willingly eat that Ara-Ara cake from wonderland because they hate their childish bodies
>Domineering Kikimoras who seek out lazy NEETs and whip them into shape.
>Hellhounds who just want someone to pat their head and call them a good girl.
>Manticores with a fetish for being dominated.
The potential is fuckin' LIMITLESS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:06:57 2015 No.13386224 File: 24 KB, 300x480, Kiki cleaning house.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385755 oh, forgot to add with low self esteem that doesn't want to be a bother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:07:24 2015 No.13386227 File: 59 KB, 318x754, Kenkou Cross TTRPG Characters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386194 >>13386200 >>13386207 >You'll never play a decent MGE-Inspired TTRPG >KC will never draw you a character for your TTRPG

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:07:29 2015 No.13386228 >>13386021 >chapter tomorrow yisss >final chapter awwww

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:07:53 2015 No.13386233 >>13386173 >You can head-cannon whatever you want Because that's not what you're doing, uh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:08:39 2015 No.13386239 >>13386221 >A Dragon who lives like a pauper because she gives away her treasure to people in need

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:09:06 2015 No.13386242 File: 215 KB, 506x653, 42959085_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386187 That's living the dream right there. Not having a cocktease goat imouto hurts.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:09:08 2015 No.13386243

>>13386200
>>13386207
Well that's fucking retarded, it's never been alluded in any of the books at all. Where are the stats for the Monster Girls? The mechanics? Nothing in it even suggests it's an RPG setting. And if it was, for what purpose?

It sounds like bullshit KC spouted on twitter

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:09:08 2015 No.13386244 >>13386227 I'll let him draw, but I'll be damned if I let him write a single thing.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:09:14 2015 No.13386246
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>>13386156
>the rest will have individual tastes since it says nothing about it in the profile
Even if it did say anything, the idea that the same species will have the same tastes, thoughts, etc. is stupid and basically reduces monster girls to nothing more than mere animals.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:09:41 2015 No.13386250

>>13385994
Normal Valkyries exclusively target "Heroes", those who were at some point in their life blessed with a portion of the Chief God's strength.

Fully monsterized Valkyries are probably less picky, going for whoever they share a strong sense of justice with.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:10:08 2015 No.13386252

>>13386221
I know KC once mentioned that there's at least some witches who aren't as Anti-Tit as Baphomets are. A Baphomet with such an attitude would likely be a pariah though. Still, no reason not to write one. Could be interesting.

>Domineering Kikimora
Could be fun.

>Hellhounds who just want someone to pat their head and call them a good girl
Don't think anyone ever argues against this. Just against the idea of "Breaking" a Hellhound who has a dominant pre-disposition.

>Manticores with a fetish for being dominated
________Leona._______

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:10:09 2015 No.13386253 >>13386239 Now there's someone who gets into fights with her mother all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:10:51 2015 No.13386257 >>13386196 Add salamander and fire mouse to that list. And MGE statement that superior monsters seek superior men >all these weak pathetic faggots denying obvious truth That's just sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:11:05 2015 No.13386258 File: 387 KB, 1080x1920, equitationcerea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Master, our schedule for today's activities is quite tight so I bid thee, hold on firmly, I'm gonna speed up. "

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:11:09 2015 No.13386259 >>13386243 or maybey he is planning a tabletop game

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:11:49 2015 No.13386266 >>13386250 And you can't imagine yourself as a young village boy who's destined to become a Hero, and is thus assigned a Valkyrie by God to train him, because...?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:12:00 2015 No.13386268 >>13386221 >Hellhounds who just want someone to pat their head and call them a good girl Because we don't have enough already with wolfgirls and dog girls, let's do it with a third species. I can see your point, but goddamn it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:12:02 2015 No.13386269 >>13386258 Monocles make everything better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:12:14 2015 No.13386271 >>13386258 Don't have to tell me twice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:12:15 2015 No.13386272 >>13386243 >It sounds like bullshit KC spouted on twitter You say that like he didn't spout bullshit before and decided to call it "Monster Girl Encyclopedia".

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:12:17 2015 No.13386273 >>13386258 >Master, our schedule for today's activities is quite tight Well your pussy isn't you useless horse, that thing's like a damn cavern.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:12:41 2015 No.13386276 who actually unironically enjoys centaurs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:12:51 2015 No.13386277 >>13386242 I'd write a lolidom Baphomet short but I don't want people to think i'm a filthy kiddy fiddler even more than that shitty dialogue would imply.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:12:55 2015 No.13386278 >>13386258 You are too good for us. Does she want anon to use his riding crop?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:13:05 2015 No.13386279 >>13386257 So that's make, wow, 6 species out of +100. So much truth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:13:07 2015 No.13386280 >>13386258 Y-Yes Mistress.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:13:17 2015 No.13386282 >>13386276 I do faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:13:23 2015 No.13386285 >>13386244 Well yes, that's the point. You take the MGE, cherry-pick what you like from it, apply it to a TTRPG System, and write out your own shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:13:36 2015 No.13386286 >>13386258 That expression is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:13:40 2015 No.13386288 >>13386250 Fully corrupted Valkyries already have husbands though because they need a dick to become corrupted in the first place

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:14:11 2015 No.13386290 >>13386277 No one's judging Jiiiii

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:14:21 2015 No.13386291 >>13386276 I enjoy them all except for Matango, Roper, Parasite Slime and Beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:14:23 2015 No.13386292 >>13386277 Do it faggot. Do iiiiiiiit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:14:33 2015 No.13386296 >>13386258 Go faster, horse pussy, I have shit to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:14:57 2015 No.13386302 >>13386276 While I don't have anything against horsepussy, Nightmares are the only tauric monster I'd waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:15:26 2015 No.13386303 >>13386282 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:15:34 2015 No.13386304 >>13386285 Yeah, I would not enjoy working with him if he was a developer...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:15:40 2015 No.13386307 File: 431 KB, 1240x877, 1406838097643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386276 I enjoy all Monster Girls!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:15:44 2015 No.13386308 >>13386291 >Beelzebub I feel bad for being one of the few that like her, she has literally zero fan art. At least she has full colour KC lewds though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:16:09 2015 No.13386312 >>13386277 Write about those chitlins already you dork.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:16:28 2015 No.13386317 >>13386302 I'd only have a Nightmare if I could corrupt a Unicorn myself.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:16:33 2015 No.13386318

>>13386252
>A Baphomet with such an attitude would likely be a pariah though.
I kinda want a faction of Ex-Sabbat members like that actually. Just a bunch of Baphoments, Witches, and Familiars that willingly ate Ara-Ara cake so they could leave behind their childish bodies. Also some of them likely have a bit of a desire to be an Onee-San instead of an imouto.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:16:59 2015 No.13386321 >>13386308 Did KC ever draw anything other than weird insect handjobs for her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:17:13 2015 No.13386323 >>13386277 I already reported you to the FBI Enjoy getting vanned, you fucking pedophile

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:17:21 2015 No.13386324 >>13386273 Remind her to buy some burn heal at the store.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:17:59 2015 No.13386326 >>13386321 >KC >drawing non-vanilla sex Wat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:18:04 2015 No.13386328 What KC is good at: drawing. What KC fucking sucks at: writing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:18:11 2015 No.13386330 >>13386277 Sounds like it'd be amusing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:18:54 2015 No.13386332 >>13386302 I like plenty of Tauric MGs personally. But Nightmare a Best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:19:14 2015 No.13386334 >>13386277 Anon, I've done baphomet, kinda, and I'm fairly certain no one would see me sing up for the sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:19:20 2015 No.13386336 >>13386321 Actually either my memory is bad or my folder is lacking. He seems to love drawing her giving handjobs. http://i.imgur.com/50mw62f.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:19:30 2015 No.13386337 >>13386307 >That robutt with the revolverknife arm Yo nigga that shit's fucking cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:20:05 2015 No.13386341 >>13386307 Just noticed that tiny white dog girl. She doesn't look very experienced.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:20:16 2015 No.13386343 >>13386328 KC's art with one of your more standard non-hugbox fantasy settings with plenty of conflict and bloodshed and moral ambiguity would be awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:20:39 2015 No.13386347 File: 212 KB, 797x571, 765f90f236aebcad7d0b945274dc16ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386326 Ever heard of a game called Monster Girl Quest?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:21:01 2015 No.13386352 >>13386343 MGU is that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:21:30 2015 No.13386355 >>13386347 Doesn't count, that was commissioned. KC drew vore for that game, but I doubt he likes actual vore (not the Sandworm kind).

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:22:20 2015 No.13386357 >>13386352 mgu has been long gone

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:22:25 2015 No.13386359 >>13386302 >holy tauric >When there are Minotaurs and Holstaurs >>13386303 Do you even actually care or do you just want to start a >horse pussy argument?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:22:39 2015 No.13386362 >>13386352 Shhhhhhhhhhhh Shhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhh shh shh shh

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:22:50 2015 No.13386364 >>13386336 And people say MGE girls only do vanilla.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:23:20 2015 No.13386367

>>13386336
>http://i.imgur.com/50mw62f.png
>While these girls are considered very dangerous monsters, other monsters consider them symbols of luck and fertility. This is thanks to the fact that while very greedy, when they are full they will begin emitting a strong scent that attracts other monsters. They then allow these monsters to feed on their man's extra semen. They have a liking for the flavour of the other monster's mana staining their man's scent.
Why don't we have more lewd content of the MGE's resident cuckqueen? Filthy, dirty, and so very lewd...

captcha:ntryX

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:23:22 2015 No.13386368 whats wrong with the so called "hugbox: world its a nice place to escape the soul crushing loneliness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:24:06 2015 No.13386373 >>13386336 He seems to like monster girls using their monster bits for things, and other kinds of weird and kinky sex in general.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:24:07 2015 No.13386374 >>13386368 condescendingly-laughing-arachne.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:24:41 2015 No.13386378 >>13386359 >holy Hathor please, let me keep my speech normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:24:47 2015 No.13386379 >>13386367 Because NTR is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:25:07 2015 No.13386381 >>13386328 >>13386304 >2017 >KC finally puts out his RPG >Its writing is actually pretty good and enjoyed by most everyone How would you feel if this happened?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:25:22 2015 No.13386384 >>13386367 We already have delicious niebel's dragon story And bicorn is the canon top cuckqueen

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:25:54 2015 No.13386387 >>13386381 Excited honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:26:13 2015 No.13386390 File: 150 KB, 889x576, do-not-hype.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386381 Relieved. I'd keep thinking MGE is shit, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:26:52 2015 No.13386391 >>13386381 I would look at all the other names involved first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:26:53 2015 No.13386392 >>13386381 I would yell out "curses foiled again" while twirl my villain mustache?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:26:54 2015 No.13386393 >>13386367 Because people are too scared of controversy. >>13386379 But that's not NTR, she's willingly sharing her man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:27:55 2015 No.13386398 >>13386390 Really, this is how you should approach every situation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:28:45 2015 No.13386402 >>13386368 Because the whole "MGs good paladins evil" thing is boring.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:28:47 2015 No.13386404

>>13386373
Which is funny because back in the /a/ threads people used to say he was too vanilla and that all MGE girls seemed to avoid bringing attention to their monster parts with sex being plain as fuck. Just goes to show how little people paid attention to the official material, it's not as vanilla as they said.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:29:08 2015 No.13386406 >>13386277 Make an anonymous paste, duh. Do it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:29:09 2015 No.13386407 >>13386392 Do you escape in your balloon, vowing to return another day though?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:29:13 2015 No.13386408

>>13386393
The real question is, is she sitting to the side watching, or is she grabbing the other girl's head and shoving it down on her husbando's dick? Because I'm pretty sure that's the difference between cuckolding and a threesome.
Monstergirl threesomes would be fucking nuts man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:29:19 2015 No.13386409 >>13386402 is not

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:29:48 2015 No.13386411 >>13386402 Yet if it was the other way around manchild dark souls fans would be stroking their roleplay dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:30:13 2015 No.13386412 >>13386390 Yahtzee knows what he's talking about man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:30:13 2015 No.13386413 >>13386409 >yuh uh >nuh uh >yuh uh >nuh uh

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:30:20 2015 No.13386414

>Another lonely night in MGC
>Just the way you like it
>You're petting your fat Cait Sith who lays lazily on your lap when your phone rings
>It's Alp-olo
>Fucking hell
>She wants you to join her and "A few of her friends" at the bar
>You tell her no
>She lets out a long "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy"
>You tell her it's 10 at night and it's dangerous for a human boy to be walking out this late, especially to a bar full of drunk Monster Girls
>Alp-olo replies with "Come on...."
>You tell her no
>"Come on..."
>No
>"Come on..."
>No
>"Hey."
>What
>"Come on..."
>You give a sigh, knowing if you hung up she'd just keep calling and you'd never get any sleep
>You tell her you'll be at the bar in a few minutes
>But if your pelvis gets broken again it's on her and she's explaining to your boss why you're out
>Alp-olo just says thanks and hangs up
>Bitch is probably already drunk
>You get up, rolling the Cait Sith off of you
>She lands with a thud on the floor, already asleep
>You grab your coat and keys and leave your apartment, beginning your trek to the bar
>On the way, you come to a split in the paths
>All lead to the bar, so it doesn't really matter which one you take
>The Arthropod District, dark alleyways filled with insect girls and MGC's less desirable citizens
>The Fluff District, a cleaner part of town where the slightly wealthy and cleaner citizens relax in luxary, and some Kitsunes run shops in
>Or lastly, the Succubus District, where only Succubi live, and the atmosphere is filled with lewd moans and sex toys laying on the ground
>You think to yourself which will be the safest and quickest route, and end up going...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:30:33 2015 No.13386416 >>13386381 Confused. This, from the man who actually put dual horsepussy in his setting? Confused and SUSPICIOUS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:30:35 2015 No.13386417 >>13386402 Not as boring as greyhawk clone xxxxx

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:30:51 2015 No.13386418 >>13386411 does that game have monstergirls?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:31:05 2015 No.13386421

>>13386384
>Niebel's Dragon Story
But that was depressing twisted shit!

But anyway.
>Bicorn
I dunno. Her and the Beelzebub have the same liking for a "Dirtied" taste on their husbando. Difference being that Bicorn has her guy build up a harem, while Beelzebub lets other girls use her guy as a one-off cumpump after she gets her fill, and before she revels in his sex-soaked filth.

I suppose that Bicorn does get the edge, since at the end of the day she's always sharing with who knows how many other chicks, while Beelzebub's guy is all hers after he's gotten dirty enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:31:16 2015 No.13386422 Remember to make sure your daughteru is chubby. Chubby daughterus are the best to cuddle

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:31:21 2015 No.13386423 >>13386402 Eh, seems more like "grey vs gray" to me. They're clearly both shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:31:48 2015 No.13386424 >>13386402 Better then "lel monstergirls are megahitler. so dark and mature."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:31:51 2015 No.13386425 >>13386416 >dual horsepussy in all fairness it does allow you and your bro to double team her more easily.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:32:05 2015 No.13386428 >>13386390 He is a wise man. The pessimists creed is one we should all follow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:32:27 2015 No.13386429 >>13386404 Well, to be fair, Beelzebub is supposed to be especially perverted. Other monster girls may actually refrain from doing that sort of thing usually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:32:30 2015 No.13386430 >>13386414 fluffs

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:33:04 2015 No.13386433 >>13386384 >niebel's dragon story You mean the story where he misinterpreted the dragons profile? I wouldn't say "Delicious", honestly.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:33:05 2015 No.13386434

>>13386408
I'd like to think she'd be a participant. Pressing down on the other girl's shoulders as she mounts the man, whispering in her ear that she's a filthy slut and that she should be ashamed of herself for fucking another monster's man, the girl so distraught by the thought but unable to help herself due to the beelzebub's scent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:33:07 2015 No.13386435 >>13386428 yeah i took that view ever since me2 and me3

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:33:45 2015 No.13386439 >>13386411 >>13386424 Psst, hey guys... take it easy.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:33:49 2015 No.13386440

>>13386408
I wrote lewd paragraphs involving a Monster Girl Fivesome last night.
Fucking nuts indeed.

But anyway. I could see a Beelzebub doing both. Like, sitting off to the side, watching smugly, before coming up and whispering to the other MG...
>"You're not getting him dirty enough..."
Before shoving her husbando's dick down her throat with a good push. Shit like that.

Bicorn meanwhile seems like they'd be more on the passive side...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:33:56 2015 No.13386441 >>13386414 What sane person wouldn't go down mofu street?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:34:14 2015 No.13386444 >>13386423 >Not spelling it "grey" Grayfags are the fucking worst.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:34:16 2015 No.13386445 >>13386414 I would definitely take the fluff one. Anthropod is tempting, because of the two decent insects, but better try and be safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:34:24 2015 No.13386446 >>13386435 Dragon age 2 did it for me. Now my look is that everything will be terrible forever

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:34:26 2015 No.13386447

>>13386243
KC expected people to pick up on it being a JRPG setting from not only the monster designs, but also the entire world being a Dragon Quest game that went off the rails thanks to a succubus discovering how to break the stat/level cap.

This wasn't a problem for Japan, but the west only cares about the genre when Final Fantasy is involved.
>And if it was, for what purpose?
Japan.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:34:39 2015 No.13386449

>>13386402
Actually heroes are good but usually misguided and misinformed, monster girls are mostly good deep down but only really look out for themselves for the most part, monster girls have their own extremist factions and weird sects, and only the higher-ups of the Order are noted to be extremely corrupt, and the Chief God is a bit of a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:34:42 2015 No.13386450 File: 575 KB, 1088x757, Best Dark Souls waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386418 One or two. Technically almost every female human you meet is a Zombie girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:35:07 2015 No.13386451 >>13386444 You'll get no disagreement from me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:35:25 2015 No.13386454 >>13386450 >Waaaaaant to by my moooooooss?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:37:00 2015 No.13386472 >>13386326 KC just likes to play it safe for the sake of a fanbase that complains about absolutely everything

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:38:51 2015 No.13386488

>>13386472
Then why do the illustrations in the MGE books have so much weird shit? Not saying it's bad, but if he wants MGE to be as inoffensive as possible that seems like a bad idea. And the "fanfiction books" authorized and illustrated by KC go even further.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:40:00 2015 No.13386496 >>13386488 >The Anubis story in the first book will never be translated I should get to work on learning nip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:41:38 2015 No.13386504 >>13386496 Anubis story? Tell me more

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:41:52 2015 No.13386505 >>13386488 >illustrations in the MGE books have so much weird shit? What weird shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:41:53 2015 No.13386507 >>13386472 No we're literally the only ones that complain because this is 4chan and critically analyzing something is heresy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:43:01 2015 No.13386515 >>13386507 Go back to /b/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:43:13 2015 No.13386518 >>13386504 One of the stories in the first MGE Light Novel centered on an Anubis. The title was something like "The Prince and Princess of the Desert Storm Country".

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:44:11 2015 No.13386525

>>13386505
werecat pawjob
beelzebub insect handjob
oni pouring sake all over a guy's dick
mandragora root fetishism
charybdis having fuckable orifices on her wrists and hips when nobody thought those would be fuckable, basically cementing that monster girls will get you off with EVERYTHING
among other things

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:44:47 2015 No.13386527

>>13386367
>In this way, they are extremely dangerous monsters, but they're also symbolic of a bountiful harvest. Once they've taken a liking to someone, no matter how much food is devoured by them, even more food and wealth will be accumulated. No matter how much one has sex with them and releases semen, he'll never run out of stamina and lust and he'll instead become able to fire even more semen at them.

They're not too bad.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:44:50 2015 No.13386528

>One or two.
More. We dont know if many slashed undeads were actually female. You killed counless zombie girls without realizing anon.
>Undead Burg
>Killing undeads
>Checking genitals, every single undead.
>Bingo
>Proceed to bring her to the bonfire to warm up her tights
>Finish business, pussy literally destroyed.
>Use bonfire, she dissappear/respawn.
>Repeat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:45:00 2015 No.13386529 >>13386525 None of those are that weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:45:12 2015 No.13386530 >>13386518 Did it ever get scanned? I'd at least wanna see the illustrations if there are any.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:45:20 2015 No.13386531 >>13386525 I fail to see the problem with any of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:45:50 2015 No.13386534 >>13386528 Meant for >>13386450

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:45:54 2015 No.13386535 >>13386507 Man, this is as bad as the "Where do you think you are?" meme. >>13386525 Pretty vanilla, if you ask me. >mandragora root fetishism >charybdis having fuckable orifices on her wrists and hips Pushing it, but still kinda vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:46:02 2015 No.13386537 >>13386525 thats not weird shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:46:59 2015 No.13386541 >>13386529 >>13386535 >>13386537 animal bits on your dick is already pretty weird by default

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:47:23 2015 No.13386543 >>13386525 Are you really calling simple handjobs or sake pouring weird? Charybdis all-orifices-fuck is the only weird thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:48:24 2015 No.13386547 >>13386541 You're an animal anon. Is it weird when you touch YOUR dick?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:49:25 2015 No.13386551 >>13386547 It's not weird, it's gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:50:14 2015 No.13386552 >>13386543 when they're with inhuman hands, yeah it's a bit weird how does having booze poured all over your dick not burn like hell?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:50:22 2015 No.13386553
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>>13386433

> You mean the story where he misinterpreted the dragons profile?

No-one listened to me the last time I made my excuses for this, so I'll try again:

Back when I first came up with the idea for that fic, which was a time when the biggest mg threads were on /d/, not even /a/ yet, MGE dragon becoming a timid defanged baby factory upon marriage was the... well, I won't call it the "popular" interpretation, because no-one except me liked the idea of taking dragons down a peg, but it was the widely-agreed interpretation of the profile, though much-despised.

Retcons and retranslations have since demolished that entirely and given dragon husbandos reason to celebrate their waifu's indomitably, but it honestly seemed cut-and-dried sub-slut territory at the time.

TL;DR: I may not be able to read, but neither could most people back then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:51:18 2015 No.13386556 >>13386541 >>13386552 >not liking BIG MEATY PAWS Fags

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:51:36 2015 No.13386558 >>13386553 >No-one listened to me the last time I made my excuses for this And you didn't listen to our rebuttals, so here we are again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:51:39 2015 No.13386559 File: 420 KB, 678x1111, e151e9d37cf3fbdf244a3199ed90c621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like this snake. I think it's cute. Do you have other monsters you think thy're cute?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:52:47 2015 No.13386561 >>13386530 As with all these stories, it came with a single illustration from KC. http://exhentai.org/s/83b168e593/720941-127 The other stories regard a slime, a holstaurus, and a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:52:48 2015 No.13386562 >>13386553 >it was the widely-agreed interpretation of the profile It most certainly was not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:53:00 2015 No.13386564 >>13386556 I like them but I still think it's a bit weird

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:53:15 2015 No.13386566 File: 186 KB, 600x757, 31224984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386559 Many.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:54:18 2015 No.13386570 >>13386556 Closet furry.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:54:26 2015 No.13386571

>>13386553
>TL;DR: I may not be able to read, but neither could most people back then.
Nor can most people now.

And as further proof, even then, it was pretty obvious to read that they'd only submit to their husband even in the most extreme cases. So it's still a poor excuse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:56:13 2015 No.13386578 File: 462 KB, 632x357, average alps.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386559 I like these alps

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:58:56 2015 No.13386583 >>13386553 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13335738/#13340908 Yes, we've been over this, you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 18:58:58 2015 No.13386584 >>13386559 >Sandersonia Excellent taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:00:57 2015 No.13386591 >>13386578 im still waiting for sanji to unlock okama mode and stop being useless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:01:18 2015 No.13386592 >>13386553 >when the biggest mg threads were on /tg/ Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:02:16 2015 No.13386601 >>13386591 Whatever, he's still more useful than most of the other faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:03:49 2015 No.13386609 >>13386591 >Sanji has a genderswap mode >Becomes twice as fast or some shit >Much more flexible >Wrecks shit >Useless in a fight because "She" can't stop groping herself The masturbation doujins write themselves.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:05:50 2015 No.13386625
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>>13386584
Big, long, scary necks.

>>13386578
Shivering_intensifies.png

>>13386609
>>Useless in a fight because "She" can't stop groping herself
Yeah that sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:05:50 2015 No.13386626 >>13386609 >"She" also can't stop hitting on Nami and Robin while in genderswap mode How far can this go?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:08:01 2015 No.13386632 >>13386626 >Says that "She" should shower and sleep in the women's cabin, rather than the men's bunk

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:08:40 2015 No.13386636 So on the earlier discussion of "Strong MGs want Strong men!" and "Weak MGs want Weak men!" What would Alps want in a man?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:09:32 2015 No.13386642 >>13386636 A penis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:09:55 2015 No.13386643 >>13386636 Depends on what they were attracted to as a man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:09:59 2015 No.13386644 >>13386636 The strength of a coursing river!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:10:00 2015 No.13386645 >>13386591 >implying he will be relevant and wasn't killed off-screen >implying cabbage is not new not-useless sanji

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:10:26 2015 No.13386649 >>13386636 Who cares what alps want? They get what give them, and they'll like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:11:36 2015 No.13386653 >>13386290 >>13386292 >>13386312 >>13386330 >>13386334 >>13386406 Maybe later. But first I need to write something that will put me in the lower echelons of shit writers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:12:12 2015 No.13386658 >>13386644 >TFW you can't even fulfill an alp's fantasies Would she settle for the strength of a leaky faucet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:12:31 2015 No.13386660 >>13386644 You dun goofed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:12:56 2015 No.13386662 >>13386658 >>13386649 What he said. They don't get to choose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:13:36 2015 No.13386666 >>13386334 Not unless you also did Familiar. Now that would be suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:13:59 2015 No.13386667 >>13386658 Only if you plow her with the force of a great typhoon. >>13386660 I realize. orz

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:14:27 2015 No.13386668 >>13386653 >But first I need to write something that will put me in the lower echelons of shit writers. Good luck out-shitting my unpublished stuff.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:14:29 2015 No.13386670
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Why didn't Crabman chose the plant instead of the fish for the harem?
Mero is literally the most forgettable girl in EMG, right before Doppel.

Is it because she is too similar to Suu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:14:46 2015 No.13386672 >>13386653 And what's that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:15:02 2015 No.13386675 >>13386662 What if I'm not strong enough to pin down an alp? >>13386667 dammit why do alps need some strongman to fuck them, it's not like they're Lions or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:15:17 2015 No.13386676 >>13386667 I would ream an Alp with all the strength of a raging fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:16:46 2015 No.13386682 >>13386675 Well, I hear they're into men mysterious as the dark side of the moon. >>13386676 Better get down to business then! Or did they send the Alp daughters when she asked for sons?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:17:01 2015 No.13386683 >>13386672 Something involving a not-so-nice Succubus teaching an asshat a lesson in humility that may or may not include Alping him forcibly through mental domination and nearly killing him

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:17:35 2015 No.13386686 >>13386675 >What if I'm not strong enough to pin down an alp? _____Git gud_____.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:18:19 2015 No.13386690 >>13386675 >What if I'm not strong enough to pin down an alp? Then you're an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:18:27 2015 No.13386691 >>13386683 I like the sounds of it. Looking forward to readin' it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:19:17 2015 No.13386693 >>13386690 >And then he was Alp I hope you're taking responsibility Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:20:41 2015 No.13386702 >>13386693 Two alps for the price of one? You're damn right I'm impregnating them both and giving them gallons of Holstaur milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:22:28 2015 No.13386707 >>13386702 >gallons That might be too much for them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:22:33 2015 No.13386708 >>13386702 Guess there are worse things than two well trained voluptuous Alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:23:49 2015 No.13386711 >>13386707 I'll experiment with one to find out the right amount.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:24:42 2015 No.13386716 >>13386670 >Why didn't Crabman chose the plant instead of the fish for the harem? And Zombina, and Tio, and the minotaur girl, and the yuki-onna... I like more secondary characters than the ones from the harem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:25:31 2015 No.13386720 >>13386711 Use the one that just Alped and couldn't even dom the other original Alp, he deserves it. Not like he'd fight back anyways if he ended up ballooning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:25:44 2015 No.13386722 >>13386670 Delicious fat Kii

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:25:52 2015 No.13386723 >>13386711 Well good luck. Holstaur milk is a miracle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:26:25 2015 No.13386726 >>13386716 Most of the side characters are better than the main harem. It's why there's a certain charm when they show up again

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:26:25 2015 No.13386727 >>13386691 You're a sick man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:27:17 2015 No.13386731 >>13386720 That's what I was planning. >>13386723 Praise Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:27:35 2015 No.13386733 >>13386683 Do it. Delivery date when, I'd want to check this out, if only because I like seeing asshats get Justice from a Succuslut of all things.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Apr 26 19:28:32 2015 No.13386736 File: 629 KB, 800x1163, Q6S0uSv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386731 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:29:26 2015 No.13386741 >>13386731 Praise Hathor. May many female paladins see the light.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:29:44 2015 No.13386742 >>13386683 I've been hoping from something like that for a while. Will it be from the PoV of the succubus, the alp or general 3rd person narrator? Just make sure you don't post it when the thread is going through one of its turbulent periods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:31:11 2015 No.13386748 >>13386733 >>13386742 Third person narrative and i'll work on it as soon as my writing refractory period wears off. Three rounds of happy fun times with [REDACTED] takes alot out of a man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:31:15 2015 No.13386750 >>13386683 So it's something like Vengeance in little humanboy city?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:32:08 2015 No.13386755 >>13386670 Nah, Suu is olev. Kii can be a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:33:48 2015 No.13386759 >>13386755 Kii is just a kuudere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:40:18 2015 No.13386779 >>13386726 >>13386716 Maybe cause most of the side characters have their own interests and lives with little or no attachment to one strangely durable Japanese young adult.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:52:47 2015 No.13386837 >>13386750 Sure, why not. But unlike YBA i'm not going to keep it going because at the end i'm not a sadistic, yet delicious bastard. That and I kind of suck at this

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:59:53 2015 No.13386875 >>13386683 >A monster being an ass to a human What a shockingly new concept.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:00:27 2015 No.13386877 >>13386837 I just want a story about some utter bastard that has it coming turned into an Alp, broken and rebuilt into a good little Succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:02:22 2015 No.13386886 >>13386877 I'd read it.

>>	. Sun Apr 26 20:02:23 2015 No.13386888 >>13386877 I could go for that, I want to see his smug smile broken and replaced with a cock in her mouth

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:09:46 2015 No.13386917 File: 500 KB, 700x952, Umm... Why are you sitting here alone. Are you hurt some where. What can I do to help you..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really want stuff with those gentle and kind pirates. Anyone remember that stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:10:34 2015 No.13386924 >>13386875 What a shocking new concept that somebody would be a stick in the mud.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:13:38 2015 No.13386937
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>>13386917
Yes, but if I'm going to join a MG pirate crew, it'll be Captain Redtail's crew of adventurous chaotic good pirates.

Later her descendants will start a Fish n' Chips franchise under her name in Monster Girl City.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:13:58 2015 No.13386939 >>13386924 >#SickBurn

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:15:37 2015 No.13386949 >>13386683 >not-so-nice Succubus >teaching an asshat a lesson in humility Uhhh >Alping him forcibly through mental domination and nearly killing him Uhhhhhhhhhhhh >>13386939 Why the >

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:15:46 2015 No.13386951 >>13386875 That's what he gets for being a grumpy bear.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:16:18 2015 No.13386955

So I decided to try the Rosario Vampire manga because it has a ton of chapters. That guy last thread wasn't kidding when he said it turns into Shonen, but I didn't think it would be that quick.

It went zero to Shonen before I could even settle into a waifu. The fuck? I expected vampire/succubutt/yuki-onna antics, not kill kill kill

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:17:23 2015 No.13386962 >>13386939 if you're gonna imitate my posts at least do it right...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:17:35 2015 No.13386964 >>13386949 >Why Just in case "muh posting standards"-anon was around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:18:37 2015 No.13386971 >>13386951 >grumpy So forced corruption/transformation is an appropriate punishment now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:19:19 2015 No.13386976 >>13386964 So you like to start shit? Nice. >>13386951 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:20:34 2015 No.13386980 >>13386964 well arent you a badass

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:20:38 2015 No.13386981 >>13386976 >So you like to start shit With people who give me smarmy quips? Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:21:47 2015 No.13386991 >>13386980 Obviously not as much as you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:21:52 2015 No.13386992 >>13386971 If humans can torture and hurt monsters because they don't like them, why can't monsters hurt humans? Don't be a racist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:24:44 2015 No.13386999 >>13386992 >If humans can torture and hurt monsters Wait, we can do that now? Without getting buzzwords shoved into our anus? Great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:26:27 2015 No.13387008 >>13386999 Well you shouldn't, because its' wrong, and I'm sure your mother would cry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:26:48 2015 No.13387010 >>13386955 Did it end already?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:28:32 2015 No.13387021 >>13387008 >because its' wrong >your mother would cry Two things I don't give a toss about.

>>	. Sun Apr 26 20:28:35 2015 No.13387022 >>13386999 >What is Vengeance No don't pull this fucking bullshit Bullshit like >>13386875 is getting obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:30:01 2015 No.13387029 >>13387022 At the risk of making you even more mad: What are you on about? Don't act like Vengeance isn't an exception.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:30:04 2015 No.13387031 >>13387010 I have no idea, I'm not even halfway through what I see

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:31:06 2015 No.13387034 File: 393 KB, 555x350, Booty_Plunderers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386937 > Captain Redtail There's no greatest captain than Captain Onahole!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:31:21 2015 No.13387036 >>13387029 >An exception So basically you acknowledge it's hypocritical to complain about one and not the other, but you still want to do it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:32:06 2015 No.13387041 >>13387034 >TFW nobody remembers Ana O'Hoole

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:32:08 2015 No.13387042 >>13386414 Arthropod. Hopefully I didn't forget to bring my bug spray.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:33:26 2015 No.13387049 >>13386888 >>13387022 You! Where is your name? Are you trying to escape the system!? Guards, we've got a free thinker! Take him down!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:33:26 2015 No.13387051 >>13387034 Fuck Captain Onahole. Preferably in her manticunt, but her tailpussy is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:33:29 2015 No.13387052 >>13386992 >If X can Y why can't Z Y? Great logic there, mate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:34:34 2015 No.13387062 >>13387010 It did end. The ending was typical happy ending, MC power boost, beats final boss, everything back to normal. >>13387031 You will enjoy the characters. Theres one angel girl that cant talk, she is insta-waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:34:52 2015 No.13387064 >>13386888 sounds like it'd help you self-insert into the story

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:35:48 2015 No.13387069 >>13387049 I fucked up posting via mobile pls do not bully

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:36:23 2015 No.13387076 >>13387036 What are you babbling about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:36:51 2015 No.13387078 >>13387076 Can't you read the post it's replying to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:38:04 2015 No.13387084 >>13387069 that's what you get for trying to be "clever" you surprise box faggot B]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:39:06 2015 No.13387093 >>13387078 Injecting some sense into them would probably help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:39:09 2015 No.13387094 >>13387041 O'Hoole is a good captain. Just don't let her convince you to play dice with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:40:17 2015 No.13387100 >>13386999 Nuh-uh, you'd be an edgy grimdark maledomfag alpha-wannabe paladin with insecurities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:41:18 2015 No.13387110 >>13387094 Fuck that, I figured out I'm good at liar's dice from Red Dead. I'll play the tits off her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:41:31 2015 No.13387111 >>13387100 Oh no, anything but that! >no HFY You had one job.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:41:43 2015 No.13387113

>>13387084
Well I don't think I was really being clever but OK

>>13387093
Are you implying there isn't? Vengeance exists, and it's pretty much torture porn with Monster Girls mutilated left and right, and people are relatively fine with it. The story with the inverse should be fine as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:41:45 2015 No.13387114 File: 125 KB, 462x686, Cap'n Onahole.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387034 >Cap'n Onahole is still being used I feel a bizarre, albeit unwanted sense of accomplishment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:42:03 2015 No.13387115 http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/art/White-Deer-529376522 Reminder. Sopping wet doe cunt.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:42:11 2015 No.13387116

You're a beginning adventurer out to make a name for yourself in a fantastical world of genericness.
Upon reaching your decide to get yourself a companion to go along with you, because that shit is mandatory and you can't power level on the peninsula of power with only one party member.
Who do you pick?
The tanky Cow Girl Knight who wants to do her very best to make sure you're never harmed?
The extremely creepy Shirohebi healer that watches EVERY LITTLE THING you do?
The Dark Elf Ranger with balanced stats and good equipment?
The annoying Cat Girl loli who keeps going "ONII CHAN"?
The Living Doll that has a canon for an arm and an unmatched poker face?
The Werewolf Warrior that starts with very good gear, and is proficient with 1 and 2 handed weaponry?
The Apophis Black Mage who doesn't like you being too far away from her?
The Scylla with ambitions to become the greatest Pirate in history?
Or the Salamander Berserker with numerous scars and one eye?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:43:10 2015 No.13387121 >>13387062 >happy ending, MC power boost, beats final boss, everything back to normal. Didn't the main heroine get cunt blocked by her mother('s personality/mind)?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:43:27 2015 No.13387124 >>13387116 >Upon reaching your decide >Upon reaching your first town, you decide* Shit son.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:43:28 2015 No.13387125 >>13387116 Creepy Shirohebi healer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:43:33 2015 No.13387126 >>13387113 >people are relatively fine with it I'm not, so stop trying to pull this pathetic "b-but other people are doing it!" excuse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:43:45 2015 No.13387128 >>13387113 >The story with the inverse should be fine as well. Oh I agree. But let's pretend that concept isn't 98% similar to all the other stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:44:06 2015 No.13387129 >>13387116 Shirohebi and/or Living Doll.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:44:09 2015 No.13387130 >>13387116 Give me one Salamander Berzerker

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:44:15 2015 No.13387131 File: 307 KB, 602x800, 1487948439483.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387116 Cow knight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:44:47 2015 No.13387135 >>13387116 Cow-girl all the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:45:21 2015 No.13387140 >>13387116 salamander berserker

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:45:22 2015 No.13387141 >>13387116 Apophis black mage or Shirohebi healer

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:46:11 2015 No.13387146 >>13387125 >>13387129 I'd sex the creepy right out of her.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:46:15 2015 No.13387148

>>13387116
The Salamander Berserker with numerous scars, one eye, a cannon for an arm who wields a greatsword that looks more like a slab of iron.

I think she's looking for a Lilim that raped her husband into imbecility and has demons after her, but she looks pretty strong. And hey, she says we're going on a boat ride!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:46:17 2015 No.13387149 >>13387116 >decide to get yourself a companion to go along with you No I don't. All the glory/loot is mine.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:46:25 2015 No.13387150

>>13387128

It's more so about the execution than the similarities between other stories. I could literally do a story where a Succubus gets turned into a ball gargling cum dump by a Paladin and people wouldn't bitch nearly as hard because it's only good smut if the male isn't being used with predatory indifference.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:46:36 2015 No.13387152 >>13387116 >The Apophis Black Mage who doesn't like you being too far away from her? Redundant as it might be given I always play Black Mage too, she sounds nice.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:47:28 2015 No.13387158

>>13387126
Well then I guess you're a faggot. Vengeance has been around since the old /a/ days and is a staple.

>>13387128
So because it's popular it shouldn't be done because something else is under represented? That sounds stupid, if it's popular, it's popular for a reason. Because people want it and want more. Instead of bitching when people write stuff that doesn't appeal to you, man up and start writing it yourself. That's how Vengeance came to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:47:48 2015 No.13387160 >>13387146 I'd sex the creepy into her. Make her double creepy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:48:24 2015 No.13387168 >>13387148 >And hey, she says we're going on a boat ride! And anon was never heard from again. Rumours say they've almost reached their destination, but no proof exists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:48:31 2015 No.13387169 >>13387158 >Vengeance has been around since the old /a/ days and is a staple. Like I give a fuck. >Well then I guess you're a faggot. Wooooooooooooooooooow

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:48:31 2015 No.13387170 >>13387160 Whatever floats your pirate ship anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:49:04 2015 No.13387172 >>13387116 >tanky cow girl B-But I also want to be the tank

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:49:46 2015 No.13387178 >>13387116 Salamander, in lieu of a wispy, esper like girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:49:54 2015 No.13387180 >>13387121 Both personalities merged. A lazy way of saying both personalities won the MC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:50:01 2015 No.13387183 >>13387150 That hypothesis is easily testable. >>13387158 >bitching Funny how everything is always "bitching". It's a miracle we get anything across here at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:50:25 2015 No.13387190 >>13387172 you can both be the tank double the tanking power

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:50:40 2015 No.13387193 >>13387160 You fool, you can not comprehend the powers you are toying with! But seriously, how could she even be creepier?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:50:59 2015 No.13387199 >>13387172 Then you can protect her when she's in trouble. She'd dig you being her Knight in shining armor while her HP is low.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:51:01 2015 No.13387200 >>13386992 >>13387022 >>13387113 >but MOM all the other moms are letting their kids do it why can't I do it?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:51:59 2015 No.13387207 >>13387193 She's already watching you eat, drink, and go to the bathroom. Maybe she cuts you in your sleep and licks your wounds?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:52:02 2015 No.13387208 >>13387180 That's... blander than expected, or maybe exactly as bland. Still, I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy parts of it or that I won't eventually finish reading.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:52:47 2015 No.13387211 >>13387116 I would take them all, but I think that would make it even harder to level up. And I don't mean it for the division of XP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:54:15 2015 No.13387220 File: 50 KB, 500x667, 1401740794264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Edgelords on any side of the spectrum are big homos either way. Get your brains checked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:54:19 2015 No.13387221 >>13387211 Only one can be chosen. If you take more than one a very bad end awaits for one of them. >And now you'll defy fate/the world to save all of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:55:17 2015 No.13387225 >>13387193 Standing over my bed at night, writing epics where we fall in love and fuck for pages and pages, masturbating to my smell, hexing any girl that looks at me, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:55:47 2015 No.13387229 >>13387116 God damn it, I can't decide between the cowgirl and the werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:56:01 2015 No.13387230 >>13387220 >"Guys look! Look at this fence I'm sitting on! Guys you're not looking!!!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:56:02 2015 No.13387231 >>13387172 >>13387190 >Cowgirl and human in full armor crushing things together Boner stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:57:23 2015 No.13387241 >>13387229 Listen to your heart, or your dick, or your dick's heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:57:29 2015 No.13387242 >>13387116 I'll go with the werewolf, I'd be better sitting in back healing and shooting magic anyways. I would want to give her belly rubs and ear scratches when she does good though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:57:36 2015 No.13387244 >>13387230 >>"double quote"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:58:43 2015 No.13387250 >>13387244 I was gonna do triple, but that would've been too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:58:52 2015 No.13387253 >>13387230 This post is way too abstract for me to understand.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:00:37 2015 No.13387259

>>13387242
I just imagined anon with the Werewolf, after heated battle defeating the BBEG's lieutenant. Just as the BBEG steps forth to give his evil speech and take to the field personally, anon asks for a timeout and starts petting and spoiling the Werewolf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:00:38 2015 No.13387260 >>13387253 Well try again. Pay your tribute to the lord of the fence, ally of none and master of ambiguity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:00:59 2015 No.13387262 >>13387221 W-What are you talking about? How could having more than one the coolest girls in my party be dangerous for them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:01:11 2015 No.13387263 >>13387260 Funnily enough this helped me understand what you were trying to say.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:02:36 2015 No.13387269 >>13387116 >No noble Dhampir using a rapier Meh

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:03:05 2015 No.13387273 >>13387263 I am just as suprised as you.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:03:18 2015 No.13387276
File: 487 KB, 853x480, qt superstrong wolf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13387220
As if grimdark paladins weren't enough, now we got grimdark traitors!

>>13387241
Alright, I choose the wolf girl. I don't even know why I hesitated in first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:04:14 2015 No.13387280 >>13387262 Because you were told one and only one. >>13387269 She's being added in the next patch alongside the Succubus Swordsman and Fairy Sage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:05:11 2015 No.13387282 >>13387116 I'll take the Dark Elf Ranger, I need some good ranged support.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:08:23 2015 No.13387291 File: 276 KB, 850x708, 1399876478824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387280 What about a chuuni Lamia sword-dancer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:09:25 2015 No.13387296 >>13387280 What about a Vampire Bloodmage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:09:38 2015 No.13387297 >>13387116 Can I be a villain with an evil companion?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:10:54 2015 No.13387303 >>13387297 You don't get to bring allies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:11:37 2015 No.13387308 http://i.imgur.com/goEr5Kp.gifv

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:11:38 2015 No.13387309 >>13387116 I'll take the berserker. The scars and missing eye are a bonus for me, just means they can fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:12:26 2015 No.13387312 >>13387308 NOOOOOOOOOO >>13387309 >just means they can fight. It also means they lack depth perception.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:12:39 2015 No.13387314 >>13387280 Mouse Girl Thief? I need her to disarm traps and pick locks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:12:46 2015 No.13387316 >>13387291 >chuuni Lamia sword-dancer Dev who came up with a similar idea was fired. We're working on a Wight Dancer who gets Vietnam flashbacks of her life before death and a Lizardman who thinks she is a Samurai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:12:46 2015 No.13387317 >>13387308 >Futa No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:12:55 2015 No.13387320 File: 346 KB, 1000x1000, 1429482731089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387297 sure

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:13:08 2015 No.13387321 File: 167 KB, 743x1076, monet___one_piece_by_lchrno-d8iiu6h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13386559 HAPPY HAPPY

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:13:18 2015 No.13387323 File: 91 KB, 800x567, 6994121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385862 >many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go Would a Kiki try to save you if the Devil Bugs claimed you first?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:13:51 2015 No.13387326 >>13387312 I dunno, Xiahou Dun turned out pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:13:59 2015 No.13387327 >>13387303 >>13387320 But I want an evil waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:14:59 2015 No.13387332 >>13387327 You need a higher level than a hero does to get an evil companion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:15:39 2015 No.13387333 >>13387323 >Implying anyone int heir right mind would pick devil bugs over Kikis What the hell is wrong with someone like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:15:50 2015 No.13387335 >>13387327 In the future Expansion you can go the evil route and choose between an Archmage Lilim, a Meek Dark Matter, and an Oni Dark Knight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:15:54 2015 No.13387336 >>13387259 >BBEG gets jealous

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:16:17 2015 No.13387337 >>13387303 They are not my allies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:17:16 2015 No.13387344 >>13387321 Go away Monet you're just a filthy faker

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:18:03 2015 No.13387350 File: 617 KB, 1500x999, 1389076751770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think fluffy girls could orgasm from ear touching alone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:18:08 2015 No.13387351 >>13387337 Don't worry, no charge for the DLC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:18:38 2015 No.13387353 >>13387116 Since i'm a ranger myself, i'll take the Cow knight. But if i let my dick do the thinking i'll take the shirohebi without any second thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:18:53 2015 No.13387354 >>13387351 And why would I want them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:19:27 2015 No.13387358 File: 63 KB, 600x677, 1408336631883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387335 >Oni Dark Knight Neat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:19:30 2015 No.13387359 >>13387335 Can you customize the dark matter on creation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:19:40 2015 No.13387361 >>13387335 >Archmage Lilim Balance ruined forever. Shit game, don't bother. 11/10 - IGN

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:19:41 2015 No.13387362 I'm going to bed, once again knowing monster girls will never be real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:19:56 2015 No.13387364 >>13387335 Can you be a hero who manages to romance them to the side of good? >>13387350 For the sake of my fetishes I'm gonna say yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:20:03 2015 No.13387366 >>13387308 >that ad lmao

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:20:09 2015 No.13387369

>>13387333

I would.
I'm not into monstergirls because I want a peppy maido to encourage me to work overtime and win the rat race.
I'm into monstergirls because I want to be kidnapped out of the rat race and dragged into a black pit of lust and depravity.

Kiki a shit. Apart from the nice feathers, they are the exact antithesis of what I want a monstergirl to be

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:21:03 2015 No.13387375 >>13387359 All Girls are customizable. >>13387361 The evil route is not about balance.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:21:07 2015 No.13387377

>>13387336
>Hell hound BBEG tells you to quit doing that in front of her, it's distracting.
>Pet werewolf and rub her belly even faster, moans starting to escape her.
>BBEG goes full on pout now, her eyes blazing as your partner just begs you to keep going, tail swishing about and slapping against your leg.
>BBEG tries to attack but as she closes, one of your hand brushes her ears and she freezes, enraptured as you scratch behind it.
>She tries to pull away but you swiftly move your hand and use your ultimate technique
>Unlimited Belly Rubs
>At the end of it she and your werewolf comrade are on the floor, faces flushed from pleasure as you rub both of their bellies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:21:13 2015 No.13387379 >>13387333 You're implying the Devil Bugs let him make that choice on his own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:22:13 2015 No.13387383 >>13387375 >The evil route is not about balance. So, you're telling me all evil playthroughs are bound to fail in the end? Not bad, not bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:22:34 2015 No.13387386 File: 227 KB, 800x1800, CVzXiu0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well after accidentally bringing up a miniature shit hurricane, have some comparison charts as to why Moths are vastly superior to your goddamned Butterfree girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:23:00 2015 No.13387390 File: 717 KB, 980x1411, 1425618653865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387350 No, you need to touch them deeper

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Apr 26 21:23:00 2015 No.13387391 File: 1.02 MB, 1080x1920, 2015-04-26-20-01-53_screenRecording (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385461 Neat.jif

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:23:12 2015 No.13387392 >>13387377 I hope that hellhound goes mayadere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:24:32 2015 No.13387402 >>13387383 >fail They only fail if you game over or make a stupid decision.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:24:32 2015 No.13387403 >>13387358 >[ ] Don't poke her pointy teeth >[X] Poke her pointy teeth

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:24:45 2015 No.13387404 File: 391 KB, 720x1200, 46797804_p14_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387390 >>13387391 I find it amusing this still hasn't been fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:25:24 2015 No.13387414 >>13387404 pic unneeded

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:25:35 2015 No.13387415 >>13387280 >>13387221 Then I'll choose everyone for the simple reason of defying fate! THE WORSE THE ODDS FOR OUR PARTY ARE THE BETTER WE WILL DO IN THE END!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:26:27 2015 No.13387419 >>13387414 Speak for yourself, strong brown kitsune is love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:26:48 2015 No.13387421 >>13387386 Counterargument: http://exhentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:27:21 2015 No.13387425 >>13387391 April 26th of the Year 2012+3, Hound finally touches the Cow. He is never heard from again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:27:58 2015 No.13387429 >>13387421 That's not helping your case much. She's lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:28:15 2015 No.13387431 >>13387415 >All I sure hope you're prepared to fend off a level 9999 angel army with over 200,000 troops with your level 1 hero and his level 2 companion, as well as prevent the angels from destroying the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:28:41 2015 No.13387434 >>13387425 >His post was deleted For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:29:42 2015 No.13387440 >>13387434 Hathor granted him enlightenment. Touch the Cow and you too may ascend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:29:58 2015 No.13387441 >>13387434 Erotica, duh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:30:07 2015 No.13387443 >>13387434 I think he deleted it himself. He did so earlier.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Apr 26 21:30:28 2015 No.13387447 >>13387434 I didn't want to take up image space with so little left.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:31:22 2015 No.13387454 >>13387447 Might as well delete >>13387404

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:31:54 2015 No.13387458 >>13387431 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8joT0oFuGoI

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:33:33 2015 No.13387466 >>13387421 Reinforcing his point is not a counterargument, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:34:16 2015 No.13387470 >>13387447 Ah, I figured it might have been that new janitor being autistic again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:35:40 2015 No.13387476 File: 1.57 MB, 2272x1600, 373583594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vanilla or Crazy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:36:12 2015 No.13387480 >>13387476 Vanilla, all the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:37:44 2015 No.13387486 >>13387476 Vanilla with Crazy's eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:38:08 2015 No.13387492 >>13387476 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:38:14 2015 No.13387493 >>13387476 Vanilla but with crazy's softness

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:38:16 2015 No.13387494 >>13387116 Werewolf, I'll be the support guy. I love the whole thugdere thing so it could be fun watching her trying to act scary and cool but getting flustered at any affection I show her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:38:57 2015 No.13387498 >>13387476 Crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:41:27 2015 No.13387513 >>13387116 I pick the devout bro-tier Succubus Paladin!

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Sun Apr 26 21:42:11 2015 No.13387520
File: 566 KB, 1099x857, Puffy vulva.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You gentlemen like breeding monster girls? Of course you do. Here's a story about breeding monster girls.

http://pastebin.com/dGXqCyqz

Now here's a vote to what monster girl you start out with on your breeder farm.

http://strawpoll.me/4217388

Don't let your inner Brock down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:43:18 2015 No.13387524 >>13387520 I'm down for breeding. What's the source of that anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:45:40 2015 No.13387537 >>13387476 The usual crazy tends to be too crazy for me. Vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:48:59 2015 No.13387556 >>13387476 I want the crazy one without the yandere personality

>>	Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Sun Apr 26 21:51:54 2015 No.13387563 File: 793 KB, 1115x1600, Puffier Vulva.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387524 http://exhentai.org/g/808278/a76e17e814/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:53:19 2015 No.13387571 >>13387563 Oh god thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:55:13 2015 No.13387581 >>13387520 >No CC Yuki-onna >No CC at all fug

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:55:46 2015 No.13387584 >>13387520 Good to see you around, Bromont. "Inari past her prime, ready to give baby making another shot" in first place along with the harpy, let's hope the good taste holds out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 21:56:24 2015 No.13387588 >>13387476 Crazy is cuter.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Apr 26 21:57:46 2015 No.13387595 http://puu dot sh/hsbo6/5f2c53d8d0.webm Wanning. Shaky screen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:00:03 2015 No.13387605 >>13387595 Why, Hound? Why would you abuse Polt's asshole like that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:00:52 2015 No.13387609 >>13385314 Why do all VNs have such superb music? Goddamn I've been stuck in the introduction for 10 minutes listening to the first song.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Apr 26 22:00:56 2015 No.13387610 >>13387605 Is that a trick question?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:01:06 2015 No.13387611 >>13387581 There us an ENTIRE thread dedicated to YUKI-ONNA CC. Let other monsters have a chance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:01:54 2015 No.13387614 >>13387595 Polt's ass is having a seizure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:05:31 2015 No.13387629 >>13387476 >You will never have a cute vanilla mothgirl wife http://i.imgur.com/PtaHUbv.gif

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Apr 26 22:08:55 2015 No.13387642 >>13387614 Yeah, didn't think that actually shaking the phone would have a seizure. Last one for the night. Gonna play around with all the potential jiggle mgs I have. puu dot sh/hsbZS/d49b345200.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:11:01 2015 No.13387647 >>13387642 Lean with it~ Rock with it~

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:12:31 2015 No.13387651 >>13386015 >Are women destined to lose against cocks?! Oh hey I just found where that quote came from.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:14:47 2015 No.13387656 >>13387520 >http://strawpoll.me/4217388 >Loli Hellhound >Shy Wyvern with a frottage fetish Oh my, lovely. Simply lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:20:02 2015 No.13387669 >>13387476 when is the pregger version of yandere moth coming out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:24:02 2015 No.13387683 >>13387669 6 more months.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:24:51 2015 No.13387686 Meek, shy gazer with a glass eye. She can still see with her stalks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:27:12 2015 No.13387699 >>13387686 Rub her cheeks until steam comes out of her ears out of fluster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:27:20 2015 No.13387700 Why are Crow Tengu the best bird MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:28:31 2015 No.13387707 >>13387700 They're NEETs. A thunderbird is fun, but is only good for a fling really. The others are birdbrains, except maybe Gandvara and Siren.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:29:38 2015 No.13387709 >>13387700 >Smart >Powerful magic >Easy to bully >NEETs >Silly hats Among other reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:29:59 2015 No.13387711 >>13387686 Shine a flashlight into her glass eye and see her head light up like a light bulb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:31:06 2015 No.13387716 >>13387700 You seem to have misspelled 'Gandharva' there. No problem, happens to the best of us.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:31:20 2015 No.13387717

>>13386328
What KC needs is a writing partner.
Like, a person who he can relay his thoughts to on how each girl behaves, who then writes it down in a manner that actually fits and can actually come off like a well-enough-written RPG setting.
But you understand how weird that sounds, two guys discussing how supernatural fuck girls work in a setting full of supernatural fuck girls...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:32:09 2015 No.13387718 >>13387716 Gandharvas are second place. They're still good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:32:19 2015 No.13387719 >>13387700 i like cockatrice more but hey enjoy those opinions of yours

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:33:11 2015 No.13387722 File: 65 KB, 360x450, urca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387700 They're pure and cute and adorable and smart.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:37:27 2015 No.13387734 >>13387717 >But you understand how weird that sounds, two guys discussing how supernatural fuck girls work in a setting full of supernatural fuck girls... One of them will Alp

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:38:56 2015 No.13387741

I want to be the best friend of an RPG hero salamander and fight by her side.
I want to help her gather friends and allies before a plan goes awry halfway through and I need to hold the line while the rest take her badly injured body away to plan and prepare for the third and final arc of the story.
I am unusable as a character for the rest of the story.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:40:00 2015 No.13387744 How would Dragon's Dogma with monster girls work?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:41:01 2015 No.13387748 >>13387744 >Wolfgirls hunt in packs, Arisen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:45:00 2015 No.13387765 >>13387744 >Tis weak to dickings!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:46:01 2015 No.13387769 >>13387744 >Tis a Troll! >The sight of men excites it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:48:03 2015 No.13387773 >>13387744 >WOOOOOW why do these werewolves always appear in packs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:49:41 2015 No.13387779 >>13387773 No please, not him. Anyone but him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:51:03 2015 No.13387782 >>13387773 >LOOK THEY ALREADY GOT ME I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING >WHAT THE FUCK MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN >LOOK I'M NOT EVEN PRESSING ANYTHING >FUCKING KC

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:51:57 2015 No.13387789 >You will never replace a Cockatrice's red bandana with a scarf and teach her how to kick >You will never have a Cockatrice that can Rider Kick

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:52:07 2015 No.13387790 File: 153 KB, 625x1000, liliwurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Liliwurm is the best faction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:52:18 2015 No.13387791 >>13387779 >Wait, I HAVE to take responsibility if they get pregnant? Why is this game so cheap?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:52:22 2015 No.13387792 >>13387779 >Woooowwwwwwww. I'm getting raped. What bullshit. These cumming mechanics are bugged, I came too early!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:52:31 2015 No.13387793 >>13387744 >"It bears the head of a cock!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:53:37 2015 No.13387796 >>13387700 >>13387707 Personally, I like Thunderbirds more. Just something about their imagery makes me think they'd be great to hang with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:53:44 2015 No.13387797 >>13387790 I want to do my best to protect her smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:54:25 2015 No.13387801 >>13387791 >>13387792 >>13387782 No! Goddammit stop it right now!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:54:43 2015 No.13387803 >>13387741 Do you make a surprise appearance in the epilogue after the final boss as the credits roll? Or is there simply a somber moment of the party visiting a graveyard?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:57:06 2015 No.13387810 >>13387803 They find me half way through the final dungeon with one eye gone and an arm missing but a smile still on my face. Epilogue is a marriage scene.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:58:14 2015 No.13387816 File: 358 KB, 1004x1417, 1429764392071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Lick my abs Anon, you know you want to."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:58:38 2015 No.13387818 >>13387734 >One of them will Alp >One of them gets sexual favors >Either way, Alps get more favoritism I am okay with this

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:59:25 2015 No.13387823 >>13387816 When the hell was the last time you even bathed, it's probably filthy there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:59:39 2015 No.13387825 >>13387816 I'd rather see if I can fit my whole fist into her nipples, god damn

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:59:51 2015 No.13387827 >>13387810 >Approval.jpg Nice. Very nice indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:59:55 2015 No.13387828 >>13387816 No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:02:31 2015 No.13387834 >>13387827 >If you keep the item he passes off before disappearing and have it equipped when she meets him it gets upgraded to the best stat boosting ring in the game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:03:13 2015 No.13387839 >>13387816 You are a big girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:03:17 2015 No.13387840 >>13387816 Keep acting like that and I won't hold your hand anymore during walks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:04:06 2015 No.13387844 >>13387816 What are you doing dressed like that? Halloween as last week.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:04:38 2015 No.13387846 >>13387816 I really don't. Don't you have some /fit/ bros to go impress and have fawn over you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:04:44 2015 No.13387847 >>13387816 Can I lick more?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:04:53 2015 No.13387848 >>13387834 Ooooooh, I see what you did there. A nice touch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:05:43 2015 No.13387851 >>13387816 Would she let me eat a steak off of her stomach?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:07:33 2015 No.13387862

>>13387803
>The second one in the series has the heroine be a cheerful holstaur fighter with another childhood friend.
>The big bad villain, an evil wizard, capture's childhood friend during an ambush.
Final boss isn't the wizard, after fighting him, you enter the final chamber and fight the childhood friend's Soulless body, now possessed by the evil god the wizard summoned and bound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:09:56 2015 No.13387870 Okay Guys, time to play a game. Think of your favorite Monster girl. Got her? Good. How would she react to the worst perception of her species in media, IE Vampires react to Twilight Vampires and Succubi react to The Succubus from DmC

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:10:17 2015 No.13387872 >>13387862 This seems like it really would be a good game series. Shame none of us can program.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:11:58 2015 No.13387874 >>13387782 >WHAT THE FUCK MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN This will never fail to make me smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:12:31 2015 No.13387877 >>13387870 >Crow Tengu Good question since all I can really find are Okami and I guess Brave Frontier. Can they really fault 'em since that's how Tengus used to look like? Alternatively A.H.'s The Birds Non-stop laughing.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:12:55 2015 No.13387878

>Decide to play some fighting games on a lazy Saturday
>Climbing up the online ladder, getting near the top
>End up matched against the same person over and over for a little over an hour
>Getting hungry so you call it quits, final win tally is 11-11
>Feeling lazy so you just head to the drive-thru
>Get back and start eating
>There's a knock at your door, you get up and open it
>Standing there is a Salamander whose tail flame is almost as large as the rest of her, and she looks like a different kind of hungry than you

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:13:27 2015 No.13387882 File: 402 KB, 1200x1130, mvIaxWH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13387870 >"I mean, let's be real here, the on in office IS kind of a bitch." >"We're all thinking it..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:13:30 2015 No.13387883 >>13386258 >'Does that including baby making activities?'

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:13:39 2015 No.13387884 >>13387862 It was not by my hands that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who want to pay me tribute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:14:29 2015 No.13387887 >>13387870 >Vampires react to Twilight Vampires Disgust and horror at the perception that modern media has of her people. After viewing/reading she acts a lot more uppity and regal for a few weeks, and tries to project a more intimidating air.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:15:21 2015 No.13387891

>>13387872
At the end of the second phase of the fight a small golden gem the holstaur was carrying shatters, turning out to have been holding his discarded soul.
Said soul then proceeds to ram into his body and force the god out of his body, beginning the final phase and giving the Holstaur her final attack.
It is very mana intensive and takes a minute and a half to play out but deals a shit ton of damage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:15:29 2015 No.13387892 >>13387790 I'd rather a Lilim Tengu

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:16:32 2015 No.13387897

>>13387870
>Alp

Only examples I know are Shin Megami Tensei and The Witcher. Fortunately she doesn't seem to take her mythological roots all that seriously (she's basically a succubus for fuck's sake) so I doubt she cares about either beyond them looking weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:17:01 2015 No.13387899 >>13387870 >Kikimora She'd probably be more distressed over being underrepresented in media than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:22:19 2015 No.13387923 >>13387870 Crow Tengus don't appear in much, so she might be upset about that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:23:31 2015 No.13387927 >>13387870 >Yeti A bloodthirsty, dim witted, troll-like creature completely covered in white fur who eats mountain climbers, and the Canadians call her a Samsquanch

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:24:49 2015 No.13387933

>>13387870
>Vampires react to Twilight Vampires
Extremely disgusted. She uses an extremely low part of her money (bitches please she's rich) to make a new and original trilogy about the love between a human male and a vampire at the old-fashioned way. By coincidence the protagonists have the same names than she and her husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:26:37 2015 No.13387940 >>13387870 The If we aren't counting Shenron only depiction of eastern dragons that I can think of is that D-War movie. I guess She'd be insulted by the implication that she needs to eat a plot device to be a real dragon

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:27:50 2015 No.13387945

>the old-fashioned way
So she mind controls him until a female paladin comes and stabs her in the heart while exposing her to direct sunlight, effectively killing her ans stealing her mind controlled husbando?
I thought mermaids where the ones into tragedies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:29:21 2015 No.13387947 >>13387887 >Fat goth human girls still try to become friends with her >In the hopes that she'll hoist them away to a world where they can embark on grand adventures and bang monster boy werewolves ...No comment.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:30:11 2015 No.13387951

>>13387870
My Living Doll waifu would be shocked at how dolls always shown as genuinely evil. She's just a puffball who loves being held and cared for and loved. She may have a tiny bit of yandere in her, but seeing super creepy and evil dolls in the media would really upset her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:30:35 2015 No.13387954 >>13387870 Discounting Shenron the only depiction of eastern dragons that immediately comes to mind is that D-War movie. I guess she'd be insulted by the implication that she needs to eat a plot device to be a real dragon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:30:52 2015 No.13387955 >>13387945 She was the paladin all along

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:31:05 2015 No.13387956
File: 761 KB, 732x1000, 1390082142831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Are you Mr. Anon? Well either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a condom store in your community.

Well, you've got trouble my friend. Trouble right here in MG City.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:32:57 2015 No.13387965

>>13387947
This would imply that they could get anywhere near her.
Considering the manor is in a gated community and surrounded by elite undead guards and servants, it's highly unlikely they would get past the dullahan chief of security., let alone get an audience with her.

>>13387956
I have no interest in signing any petitions or joining any groups, and how the hell did you get past our anti-teleportation runes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:33:16 2015 No.13387969 >>13387951 >Come home one day to find her balled up on the couch, looking sad >When asked why, she simply asks you: >"Do you think I'm...creepy-looking?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:35:11 2015 No.13387976 >>13387965 Oh yeah, I forgot. Vampires would more likely than not be homeschooled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:36:12 2015 No.13387978 >>13387969 My heart... anon please. I'm shit with words so after an awkward "N-no, of course not!" I'd just have to show her how much I love her in other ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:36:22 2015 No.13387979 >>13387956 It's fine, it's totally fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:36:31 2015 No.13387980 >>13387956 How dare you tell me I can't use one of my favorite methods of bullying Alps. Get out of my house before I bully you too!

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:37:14 2015 No.13387985

>>13387976
It's the way I was taught, and hiring tutors is easy when your wife has massive amounts of wealth from centuries of hoarding and smart investing.

Plus it means we all get to spend more time together as a family, though her older Dhampir sister gives her a bit of trouble at times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:38:54 2015 No.13387988 >>13387980 That's your method? I guess that's nice. You can probably guess my method.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:38:55 2015 No.13387989 >>13387978 Dick her till she's splintering.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:40:26 2015 No.13387993 >>13387956 >implying I don't fill condoms to the point they're the size of a tangerine, throwing it into a crowd of alps to watch them fight for sloppy seconds while laughing at them

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:41:15 2015 No.13387997 File: 604 KB, 657x890, 1420330391993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What type pf MG would you expect to work in federal parks? Dark elf park ranger? Dryads? Lamias?

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:41:22 2015 No.13387998

>>13387965
>One of them manages to get onto the property as she's heading towards the car
>Runs up squealing like the pig she is
>Vampire hisses "Peasant scum!" and backhands the goth slut so hard that her feet leave the ground
>A pair of Ghouls drag her off the property and down the street, dumping her on the corner, unconscious
>Next day in school she brags to all of the other goths about how she met a Vampire

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:41:51 2015 No.13388000 >>13387989 I like to think that she can transform herself between full doll and full meat-person at will. Also, I'd rather not have splinters in the peen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:42:44 2015 No.13388007 >>13387997 Elves and centaurs. Maybe some tentacles. The plantgirls can't move.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:43:02 2015 No.13388010 >>13387997 Burrs and Bees

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:43:15 2015 No.13388011 >>13387997 Kitsunes

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:43:19 2015 No.13388012

>>13387985
And then one day, your Vampire daughteru will ask to attend a real high school, if only for the single excuse of "I want to walk among the commoners and try to live like they do."

She then meets a boyish Pharaoh who probably acts as noble as a St. Bernard mutt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:44:14 2015 No.13388014 >>13387997 Why who else but Ranger Himezumi? What better firefighter than someone who fights with fire?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:44:24 2015 No.13388016 >>13387998 Human girls a shit. Mamono master race.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:44:34 2015 No.13388018 >>13387998 >Vampire hisses "Peasant scum!" and backhands the goth slut so hard that her feet leave the ground This pleases me.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:45:00 2015 No.13388020

>>13388012
>This is pretty much why I went to middle school
I'd allow it, exposure to different environments is always healthy, though I would limit it to the small local school at first, mainly to ease her in to the genetic cesspool that is the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:45:32 2015 No.13388021 >>13387997 I would guess elementals would be a top contender alongside dryads and elves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:45:42 2015 No.13388022 >>13388014 >"Only you can prevent wildfires." >"I would help, but I burn things without even trying."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 23:58:28 2015 No.13388058 >>13387891 Sounds like a damn good finale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:01:03 2015 No.13388066 >>13387997 Bear girls of course. They'd spend their time torn between preventing forest fires and stealing picnic baskets.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:06:01 2015 No.13388080

>>13387998
>>13388018
>It's a daily struggle to leave the manor
>The teenage goth hordes teem outside our gate
>The veteran guards steady the new recruits as they watch the cellphone lights grow ever more in number
>It's the day we go to a charity event in the city, and they know it
>The gates swing open violently, smashing aside their front line
>Three cars peel out of the driveway
>Two armored SUVs with turret mounted heavy machine guns loaded with rubber bullets
>Between them, the all black limo that will take us to the meeting and back
>The tide surges forward, the only thing keeping them at bay is the unrelenting fire from the machine guns on the SUVs and the guard towers
>Once we gain speed and hit the road, we will be safe
>Suddenly a massive blow sends our limo lurching to the side
>It's one of their elite forces, a Hambeast, bred in the deepest and darkest pits of loneliness and desire for attention
>She latches on to the side of our car, and even concentrated fire isn't enough to knock her off, rounds bouncing off her hide and striking those around her
>She stumbles though, and we get away, accelerating as fast as we can from the carnage at the gate, as guards in full riot gear now move out to beat down the horde, enraged at missing their opportunity to see us yet again
>This is a monthly occurrence, and both sides pay for it dearly
>Such is life as an undead elite in these modern times

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:08:44 2015 No.13388088 >>13387956 That's the most straight thigh/butt line I have ever seen in my life, Ms. Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:09:26 2015 No.13388089 >>13387998 >>13388080 Why don't they just let the zombies rape them to undeath?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:10:10 2015 No.13388092 >>13388089 Because that'd just be giving them exactly what they want anon. You can't let the shitty human girls win!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:10:31 2015 No.13388093 >>13388089 >Giving them what they want Anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:11:12 2015 No.13388095 File: 185 KB, 707x1000, 1430107872397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you do if you saw a cute monster girl being sold as a slave?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:11:48 2015 No.13388097 >>13388095 Buy her to give her a nice life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:12:04 2015 No.13388098 >>13388095 It's a trap, the brute is actually the slave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:12:18 2015 No.13388100 >>13388095 Buy her. Move to a distant town with high demand for slave monster girls. Sell for a profit. Repeat ad infinitum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:13:55 2015 No.13388107 >>13388098 The shame is half this thread probably doesn't remember it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:14:26 2015 No.13388110 >>13388095 >Implying the girl is the slave. You insensitive bastard. #BruteLifesMatter

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:17:02 2015 No.13388118 >>13388095 >buy an ogre >order him to beat loli into submissive slave and take your money back It's like in GTA, you use bitches and kill them later

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:17:33 2015 No.13388121 >>13388110 Well, she is the one bound and gagged, with him stating a price... What? No, don't be silly. Of course it's not just five Familiars in a giant costume attempting to 'sell' their Loli Lamia Mistress...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:18:06 2015 No.13388123 >>13388098 >>13388110 but then why is she gagged?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:20:04 2015 No.13388129 >>13388123 To trick you into thinking she's what's up for sale obviously. It's shown in the next pic in that short series, a guy "buys" her and gets left with the brute while she walks off counting the cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:20:19 2015 No.13388130 >>13388121 >>13388123 See >>13388098 Somebody will post the second pic eventually you newfags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:20:22 2015 No.13388131 File: 171 KB, 850x1200, Bushy Jew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388123 She is a jewnuki pretending to be lamia

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:21:43 2015 No.13388135 >>13388123 Maybe she's really into bondage & being a sub?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:22:24 2015 No.13388137 >>13388129 >>13388130 out with it then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:22:44 2015 No.13388138 >>13388130 I've seen it. Wasn't the spoiler enough to indicate the joke? Geez, this is why people say you all lack even an ounce of creativity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:24:56 2015 No.13388142 >>13388138 Making a five ducks in a man costume joke has nothing to do with the first part of what you said at all. This is why people all say you're not funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:25:35 2015 No.13388146 >>13388098 And where is the trap exactly? Getting big strong slave soldier is better than some shitty snake cloaca slave. You can tell him to catch dozens of loli slaves for free

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:26:39 2015 No.13388150 >>13388146 I would Master Blaster bro it up with him all day long. >Who run monster town?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:31:34 2015 No.13388158 >>13386414 fluff district

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:32:45 2015 No.13388162 >>13387997 Bears

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:33:31 2015 No.13388166

>>13388012
>The vampire frequently has to break up fights between the Pharaoh and the French-speaking Wight girl, who insults her for her seemingly "boorish" behavior
>The two have almost the same relationship as Asuka and Lili, with the Vampire trying hard everyday to make sure they don't beat each other up TOO hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:35:35 2015 No.13388169 File: 142 KB, 707x1000, 0c0189a75132dca51cb64cc934fef81a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388095 Enjoy your new slave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:37:30 2015 No.13388178 >>13388012 >She then meets a boyish Pharaoh Undead Yuri? Undead Yuri.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:38:39 2015 No.13388182 >>13388178 But that's forbidden love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:38:55 2015 No.13388183 >>13388169 Sure >ogre-kun kill that bitch and get my money back

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:40:06 2015 No.13388189 >>13388178 I was thinking more of "Reverse Trap shenanigans that turns into a regular friendship."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:40:14 2015 No.13388190 >>13388169 He looks like he'll be a total bro and a good bodyguard as well. Much better then a sex slave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:40:52 2015 No.13388192 >>13388189 That's because you're not a total faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:40:52 2015 No.13388193 >>13388178 >That spoiler >Implying they won't tag team a human boy. Twice the ojou-sama anon. TWICE THE OJOU-SAMA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:40:52 2015 No.13388194 >>13388183 You'd think that if he knew he could beat her he would have done that already, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:41:23 2015 No.13388198 >>13388169 >Highschool student Since when did a highschool student have the dough to blow 3 million on a lamia slave?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:41:24 2015 No.13388199 >>13388189 Too bad, yurifags gotta have their stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:41:48 2015 No.13388200 >>13388194 Yes, orcs are that dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:43:09 2015 No.13388202 >>13388199 They sure do, just not here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:44:25 2015 No.13388206 File: 47 KB, 500x741, 1428827975413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My daughteru is cuter than your daughteru. Prove me wrong with cute stories if you can!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:44:33 2015 No.13388207 >>13388193 But that's how it always goes. I get that anything less is Haram in this thread, but still... >>13388189 That is also perfectly acceptable and could make for some cute friendship moments.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:45:05 2015 No.13388209 File: 58 KB, 1000x707, 5e8df1c7f32cb19f0441bc6078f408bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nekomasu makes the cutest monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:45:51 2015 No.13388213 >>13388202 No but shut up though, we're being too closed minded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:47:34 2015 No.13388218 File: 8 KB, 332x152, marche.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388206 Your daughter doesn't exist It's time to stop hiding in a pathetic illusion and embrace reality

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:47:55 2015 No.13388220 >>13388166 So like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnaDiMGjeds

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:51:10 2015 No.13388228 File: 198 KB, 981x712, ss+(2015-02-01+at+09.36.14).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What type of MG would you expect to find when you walk into a small local shop, and what kind of shop would she have?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:51:22 2015 No.13388229 >>13388218 Marche go home, nobody likes you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:52:42 2015 No.13388234 >>13388229 No, it's you who should go home - in a real world home

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:53:21 2015 No.13388236 >>13388213 >W-why isn't my fetish accepted? I WANT IT Not gonna have one of those 'why so hostile' slap fights with you. Just go to /u/ for your yuri fix. You got a whole board that caters to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:54:42 2015 No.13388241 >>13388234 I am in one. You're a no-fun butthole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:58:36 2015 No.13388251 >>13388228 Anubis running a toy and hobby store. >Obvious, old answer is obvious and old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:59:38 2015 No.13388254 >>13388228 Crow Tengu running a used book store.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 00:59:44 2015 No.13388255

>>13388228
Depends on the type of local shop we're talking about.

Grocery store?
A mundane monster-girl which grows everything she has in her store on her ranch/backyard.

A shop of curiosities and strange artifacts?
A Living Doll who has her husband attending customers.

A pet shop of exotic and common animals?
A Beast type monster girl who you could confuse with one of the animals being sold in there.

A shop for magical items and potions?
A lich who has a group of skeletons run her shop for her. She doesn't get many customers, but that's ok. She doesn't need the money much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:01:38 2015 No.13388265 File: 346 KB, 535x745, 6f6b2e88b9ba6b69ea7315df474b2d25 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388095 >Monster girl sells herself to slavery to find a husband who will buy her. I would read it.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:03:10 2015 No.13388268

>>13388228
I could see an Anubis with a long family history running some sort of antiques or exotic imports shop, a motherly Arachne owning a textiles store maybe. Thanks to Polt I want a peppy Kobold to set up a fitness clinic.

The odd shop is the home decor one run by a team of an Elf sculptor and a Dwarf metalworker; they bicker a lot, but they sell damn good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:03:32 2015 No.13388270 Thugdere sharkgirl helping her boyfriend get rid of his fear of water when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:04:40 2015 No.13388275 >>13388228 Pawn shop run by a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:04:48 2015 No.13388276 >>13388270 It would be more comedic if she was the one with the phobia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:05:09 2015 No.13388277 >>13388270 When we get a thunderbird fussing over her baby chicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:06:03 2015 No.13388283 >>13388228 Alp running a comic store Gazer running a Gamestop

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:06:22 2015 No.13388284 >>13388265 >A Tanuki who willingly subjects herself to slavery to find a guy who might buy her out of kindness >Has to hire a strong bodyguard to play the roe of slave master in order to find such a man, as they don't come often

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:06:46 2015 No.13388285 >>13388276 Actually yeah it does. Starting out with water wings and eventually becoming a proper sharkgirl by stalking her lover underwater and cuddle fucking his brains out

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:06:48 2015 No.13388286

>>13388268
>I could see an Anubis with a long family history running some sort of antiques or exotic imports shop
That'd be neat. I'd like to see that. Those kinds of shops are always interesting to browse through.

>>13388255
>Holstaur run Grocery Store
>All the available dairy products were made with her own milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:06:56 2015 No.13388287 >>13388277 >To get you to babysit them your waifu sticks them to your sweater >They stick due to static cling

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:14:25 2015 No.13388298 >>13388228 Cockatrice selling outdoor furniture Gets sick of being asked how much of her stone/porcelain wares were made using live subjects

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:16:05 2015 No.13388302 >>13388234 Why should I? There's no one waiting for me there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:22:46 2015 No.13388314 >>13388302 nice to know im not the only one

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:26:01 2015 No.13388321 >>13388302 >>13388314 Haha, nerds!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:26:16 2015 No.13388322 File: 17 KB, 340x480, 1397320650011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388314 Knowing that I'm not alone in being lonely isn't exactly comforting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:27:00 2015 No.13388326 >>13388322 I want to hug a Doppleganger's original form!

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:27:02 2015 No.13388327
File: 589 KB, 600x600, Elf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anons, my castle is being attacked by an invading force.

I have an Elf General.

I have a Zombiegirl horde advancing to the enemy as my main attack force.

I have Centaurs running the supply lines/providing ground support.

I have Wyverns providing air support/patrolling the skies.

I have Plantgirls stationed around my castle as thorn-launching turrets.

And I have an Oni bodyguard squad to fight/evacuate me should my castle be breached.

Are there any holes in my defense?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:27:43 2015 No.13388330 >>13388327 Elves a shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:28:28 2015 No.13388332 >>13388330 Agreed. She's a traitor, kill her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:28:37 2015 No.13388333 >>13388327 Yes, you aren't gathering every single man who wouldn't mind a zombie wife and having them cuddle every single one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:29:19 2015 No.13388339 >>13388327 There are three holes in that general and therefore 3 holes in your brilliant defense when she gets fucked silly till her eyes roll up. You know what to do.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:30:42 2015 No.13388343

>>13388327
You have nothing in the way of magical offense and defense, you'll be shredded by any competent archmage on the battlefield, and can do shit all back. You have no water support, so any body of water could become a deathtrap for your people if they are required to cross it as aquatic troops would be able to wreck you however they like.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:31:03 2015 No.13388344

>>13388327
Don't suppose there's a sea route? Nothing says SURPRISE like a grotesquely water bloated horde attacking your flanks.

Also, glad to see a lot of variety in your force. Elves have sharp eyes and with a megaphone or a decent messenger system, you're set.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:31:03 2015 No.13388345 >>13388339 >There are three holes in that general and therefore 3 holes in your brilliant defense Oh, that gave me a hearty chuckle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:31:07 2015 No.13388346 >>13388330 >>13388332 >>13388339 Shit, I'll need to take care of this discreetly. Who would make a better General?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:31:10 2015 No.13388347 >>13388333 >"Waaarm~!" >the undead hordes have been placated Every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:32:48 2015 No.13388356 >>13388346 That totally not Druella succubus that just moved in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:33:09 2015 No.13388357 >>13388346 Literally anyone else. Get a leanan sidhe general, they'll turn war into an artform.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:33:42 2015 No.13388359 >>13388332 But she was promised to be fucked for 72 hours straight if she was a good girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:34:19 2015 No.13388363 >>13388357 >The Art of War I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:35:44 2015 No.13388367 File: 280 KB, 1000x1000, c2cf6db7636f236b015d170f05240d23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388206 My daughteru is cold, she needs a cup of hot cocoa and her favorite Weresheep wool blanket

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:36:18 2015 No.13388369 Night everyone. Be good and don't burn down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:37:25 2015 No.13388371 >>13388327 Get some dwarven warriors to patrol the catacombs. You never know when they may try to come in from underground with some Sandworms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:37:54 2015 No.13388374 >>13388369 OH GOD THE DRAGON GANG IS HERE NO NOT THE FIREWORKS AND GUNPOWDER

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:37:55 2015 No.13388375 >>13388369 About that. I have a drunk, ranting wyvern here and she needs brownies or she'll start burning things. All the stores are closed, anyone have some brownies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:37:57 2015 No.13388376 >>13388367 Why is she outside if she can't take it? >>13388369 Remember that time the Wurm got into the room we kept the nuclear warheads in after the baby Phoenixes set off the firecrackers because the baby Hinezumi's bedroom door was left open?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:39:46 2015 No.13388379 >>13388376 Yes I do, why do yo- >>13388374 Why do we store all these things?! What do we even do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:41:06 2015 No.13388384 >>13388379 We take care of babies and military grade explosives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:41:46 2015 No.13388386 >>13388379 We're Acme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:41:50 2015 No.13388387 >>13388369 frantically hides gasoline canister

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:42:22 2015 No.13388388 >>13388363 I was actually thinking of this scene but yeah I'll take that as my own credit, thank you. http://i.imgur.com/HQZwqh7.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:42:31 2015 No.13388389 >>13388387 >actions

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:43:15 2015 No.13388393 >>13388389 >autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:43:25 2015 No.13388394 >>13388376 It's spring, but the Yuki-onnas won't leave for northern Canada

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:44:10 2015 No.13388396 >>13388384 What sort of company would do such a thi- >>13388386 Ah, that explains a lot actually. >>13388387 Splendid, what next? someone, one eating that salamander up in accounting's lunch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:44:26 2015 No.13388397 >>13388394 Maybe you should get some blow-driers and encourage their migration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:46:29 2015 No.13388401 >>13388228 I'm coloring this.so does anyone have any references so i can get an accurate color scheme right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:47:03 2015 No.13388403 >>13388327 What are you going to do if they bring in siege machines? Those plant girls and centaur archers won't do much against cannons, catapults, or towers. Bring in a contingent of Giantesses to defend the walls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:47:34 2015 No.13388406 File: 3.71 MB, 2000x2500, Hey, come wash my back.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388401 You could try black scales. For me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:47:44 2015 No.13388407 >>13388401 The full version has been colored already though. You could do it again if you want, I prefer red dragons to greens anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:48:50 2015 No.13388411 >>13388406 For you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:49:17 2015 No.13388414 File: 165 KB, 850x1133, 1430113757750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is for the fox lover guy, anon, w/e. This is a situation I would like to find myself in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:49:32 2015 No.13388415 File: 232 KB, 1200x1000, 1420788842972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388411 Yes. For me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:49:49 2015 No.13388417 >>13388396 Uh... is her name Susan, and does she write in large blocky letters? I may need to go on break for a few days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:50:20 2015 No.13388418 >>13388228 Huh. I don't even remember this getting posted, wonder how it got out... Also wonder why nobody's commented on the hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:50:32 2015 No.13388420 >>13388414 >upset nine-tail No anon, you don't want to be in that situation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:51:12 2015 No.13388421 >>13388417 What did you do Anon, What did you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:51:26 2015 No.13388422 >>13388414 Why is she wearing nothing in the middle of the street? Is she one of those 'perverts'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:51:32 2015 No.13388423 >>13388418 They're pretty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:51:58 2015 No.13388426 >>13388397 That's just asking to get your house frozen over I'll be kind and not waste an image reply since we're running low and still on page 9 http://i.imgur.com/4K3kFSW.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:52:13 2015 No.13388427 >>13388418 I like the gauntlet look. It's kinda like a pleasant middle ground between the cosplay tier and big meaty claws.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:53:12 2015 No.13388430 >>13388420 He's going to a very fluffy, very bad place in a few moments.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:53:18 2015 No.13388431 >>13388343 >>13388344 >>13388371 >>13388403 Hmm, good points. I'm gonna have to reach out to some mercenaries quick. And come up with the semen to properly pay all of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:55:22 2015 No.13388439 >>13388431 I volunteer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:56:58 2015 No.13388448 >>13388421 I swear I didn't see the name on the bag! It was in the far back so I thought someone left it in the fridge from yesterday!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:57:11 2015 No.13388450 >>13388427 Me too. I had .less fix it for the big meaty claw look in the final product, but I really liked the "Gauntlet" type look he wound up with by mistake in that early draft.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:57:50 2015 No.13388452

>>13388414
>you'll never catch your kitsune teacher naked and grinding on your desk
>talking about how you need some corporal punishment for being such a sexy student
>she'll never get flustered when you she sees you looking
>she'll never rape you on the classroom floor
>the homeless jinko janitor will never walk in and make it a three way
>all you wanted was your pre-calculus notes

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:57:55 2015 No.13388453

>>13388406

I think this is my favorite image of all time.

I especially love POV shots where they're holding out their hands towards you, and I love dragons.

Makes me want to try to reach for her hand in the hope that she'll pull me into my computer screen. I have a lot of fingerprints on my screen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:58:40 2015 No.13388457 >>13388450 Why would you fix it? It looks more attractive. >>13388453 Pervert. At least you never kiss the screen, do you?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:59:01 2015 No.13388458

>Have a dragon babysitter. Few years older than you.
>She has always been cold and imposing.
>Never been mean to you but scares you a little bit anyways.
>Mom comes home from work one day and pays Dragon. Thanks her for being such a good babysitter but says you're getting a little to old to need someone to watch you.
>This will be the last time.
>You're relived but a little sad too. You've gotten use to her.
>Come home from school the next day, Mom still isn't home yet.
>This will be your first day of freedom.
>Knock on the door.
>Open it and see Babysitter Dragon.
>Huh? Did Mom change her mind?
>Before you can say anything, she marches past you into the house.
>Stops in the living room. Pulls out a little music player with a mic and a set of speakers.
>Sings you a gender inverted version of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sds5SpNd1Mw

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:59:51 2015 No.13388463 >>13388439 Recruited! My kingdom thanks you and your body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:00:10 2015 No.13388464 >>13388457 Not him, but I'm glad he did. I find the big meaty claws more attractive. I want her to encase me entire hand in hers when we hold hands.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:00:19 2015 No.13388466

>>13388448
Oh lord, some one grab some keyboards and whatever can be used as a shield.
We have a level four case of ass kicking coming our way and I'm hoping some one can get a blow in this time so she hate fucks someone rather then break all our legs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:00:38 2015 No.13388467 >>13385903 A bit of column A, a bit of column B.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:00:55 2015 No.13388470 >>13388458 >Bruno Mars Oh she's fucking dropped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:01:36 2015 No.13388473 >>13388458 good thing she's not real Bruno Mars is shit >tell her I can't fuck shit taste >go and fuck the Arachne wearing a Ziggy Stardust shirt

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:02:37 2015 No.13388477 >>13388470 >>13388473 Nice to know /mgt/ has a good taste in music.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:03:04 2015 No.13388479
File: 289 KB, 761x1000, 1427514210611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Daily reminder that all the blood Vampires drink goes straight to their fat Vampire tats.

This is why the Duchess who lives in the castle that looms over your village is so well-endowed in the chest area.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:03:43 2015 No.13388480

>>13388431

About those mercenaries... uh, some bitch with horns gave me a pretty good offer to bring you to that courtyard over there so she could swoop in and fuck your brains out, probably some other stuff like taking your kingdom for herself.

Seeing as you've got these defenses, you might actually give her a good run for her money... but, well, if I come back empty handed she'll probably turn me into a alp or something. So a bit of a proposal, since you're giving this thing some thought, savvy? Won't cost a soul.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:04:35 2015 No.13388484 >>13388479 Heh, blood bags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:04:37 2015 No.13388485 File: 894 KB, 960x720, 130227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388420 You haven't even begun to see what an upset nine-tail can do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:04:45 2015 No.13388486 >>13388479 This is false, and as a man with a vampire waifu I can guarantee that this is untrue. As unfortunate as that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:05:27 2015 No.13388488 >>13388479 I would still tap that. Because part of this is my fetish. I'd rather just give her a bunch of milk though. A LOT of milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:05:34 2015 No.13388489 >>13388486 We all know where that blood is going then her heart

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:06:05 2015 No.13388492

>>13388457
>It looks more attractive.
Matter of preference. Me, I agree with >>13388464 I like the big meaty claw look.

>>13388458
Shit choice of song, but a cute point. I'd just ask if she wanted to go to the mall or something and spend some time together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:06:20 2015 No.13388494 >>13388452 Oh god anon please, I can't get a boner right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:06:41 2015 No.13388496 >>13388486 See how he lies to defend his mistress! We must storm the Duchess' castle and vanquish the Monster Girl horrors that call it home!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:07:06 2015 No.13388498 >>13388485 >She burned down the city >All because you forgot that it was her birthday >And then proceeded to ask how old she was >Before accidentally calling her by her sister's name

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:07:07 2015 No.13388499 >>13388479 Stop making up shit, it'll go right to their thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:07:38 2015 No.13388501 >>13388492 >Matter of preference Then why do you feel the need to point out I'm wrong? Jerky-werky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:09:03 2015 No.13388506 File: 384 KB, 1181x1748, 1424786007414-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >going to work last second to cover for someone >no lamia wife to see me off

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:09:38 2015 No.13388507 >>13388501 I never said you were wrong for preferring the smaller look?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:09:58 2015 No.13388508 >>13388458 What would a monster girl who doesn't have shit taste sing to woo you?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:10:11 2015 No.13388510

>>13388494
>get a boner in class
>kitsune teacher eyes you mischievously
>suddenly jinko janitor walks in for a "routine cleaning"
>in the middle of class
>all the girls giggle and leave
>all the guys glare daggers at you and leave
>it seems both kitsune teacher and jinko janitor are ovulating today
>hope you like being a daddy anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:10:12 2015 No.13388511 File: 32 KB, 291x413, 1411265209585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388506 She'll have dinner waiting for you when you get back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:11:35 2015 No.13388515 >>13388508 >sing >to woo you I don't work like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:11:58 2015 No.13388521 >>13388480 I've fought to hard to have to deal with this crap. I'm willing to listen to your terms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:12:03 2015 No.13388522 >>13388508 >Wooing me Do I look like a fucking broad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:12:13 2015 No.13388523 >>13388477 >Writefag you like references two of your favorite bands in a story It's a good feel

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:12:13 2015 No.13388524 File: 83 KB, 820x1024, 1392158835268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388511 But she's not there. Only his daughter is, and she's a good for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:16:49 2015 No.13388535 >>13388508 >tfw no punk rock kikimora to sing songs of anarchy and love with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVldfXHFlCU

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:19:10 2015 No.13388536 >>13388523 Which bands?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:20:11 2015 No.13388539 >>13388498 anon i would like to continue living on this continent please do not do this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:20:22 2015 No.13388542 >>13388535 But anarchy is messy! Anarchists don't use wastebins or anything!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:22:53 2015 No.13388548 >>13388498 It doesn't even need to be a MG waifu for that to result in collateral damage. You'd be lucky to be alive at that point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:23:13 2015 No.13388549 >>13386716 My problem is he went for more than four girls in the harem. At this point girls are gonna get forgotten

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:23:23 2015 No.13388550 >>13388251 OK someone explain this to me, why are Anubises associated with Legos and all that shit? It doesn't make sense, they didn't have Legos in her time period.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:24:01 2015 No.13388551 >>13388542 yes I do I also recycle >don't tell me how to live my life

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:24:28 2015 No.13388552 >>13388550 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:24:35 2015 No.13388553 >>13388467 Were there any parts where she got so into the sex she just took chunks out of him? Their first time seems like the closest thing to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:25:58 2015 No.13388557 File: 694 KB, 1500x1750, Anubis wahahaha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388551 >anarchist >on the internet How did you build the infrastructure required for this stuff? >>13388550 You're silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:26:03 2015 No.13388558 >>13388536 Mastodon and Red Fang Mike's Mom best girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:26:31 2015 No.13388559 >>13388549 Ignore me, phone screwed up and sent me to the middle of the thread instead of the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:26:39 2015 No.13388560 >>13388550 Old greentext. Same illogical things like wyverns being crybabies and the rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:26:54 2015 No.13388561 So has anyone tried to explain how chesire transportation functions? Is it a pop out, pop in elsewhere? Or is is excessively fast zooming?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:28:09 2015 No.13388564 >>13388557 it's amazing what you can do with some string, a squirrel and a computer with internet access

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:28:25 2015 No.13388565 >>13388550 I didn't even say Lego you dumbass! If you're going to throw out pointless troll questions, at least manage the proper context!

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:28:39 2015 No.13388566

>>13388550
>Anubises like ordering people around
>During a monstergirl kindergarten discussion someone pitched the idea of a Anubis having a crush on the boy she had build things for her.
>Since they're kids that anon suggested they use legos instead of actual building material
That's how I remember it anyway. It was a while ago so I might be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:28:57 2015 No.13388568 >>13388561 >Or is is excessively fast zooming? Fuck you now I'm thinking of chuunis pretending to be ninjas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:28:57 2015 No.13388569 >>13388557 >>13388565 If I keep asking Anubis to explain her Legos, will she finally snap from my bullying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:29:18 2015 No.13388572 >>13388561 I always just figured it worked like Nightcrawler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:30:11 2015 No.13388575 >>13388566 I thought it was kindergarten Anubis getting flustered when her mom calls her "her little Lego Princess" in front of the anon she likes

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:30:17 2015 No.13388576

>>13388566
Not sure if that's how it started. First big reference I recall was Trachyon's story, which predates MGK by a bit at least.

But then I've heard him say that he got it from somewhere else even older, so I'm not really sure.

>>13388569
Maybe. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:30:24 2015 No.13388577 >>13388564 But where did you get a computer with internet access outside of orderly society? >>13388569 No. She'll explain to you in detail what wonderful things they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:30:42 2015 No.13388578 >>13388568 If they move fast enough you can't see them i'm not sure they're pretending anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:31:17 2015 No.13388579 >>13388561 In YBA land they were bred to try to give portal making abilities to something besides a succubus. Didn't work out so well but it gave them the information needed to breed jabberwocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:31:28 2015 No.13388580 File: 247 KB, 1848x3036, Lego Princess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388575 That definitely came after.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:31:36 2015 No.13388581 >>13388577 its called bartering, or whoring, because I did fuck the chick I got my computer from

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:31:46 2015 No.13388582 >All these people answering seriously It's like this isn't the twentieth time you've seen somebody ask this same question. Sometimes several times in a row in the same thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:32:21 2015 No.13388586 >>13388581 So where's the internet coming from? Or your electricity?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:33:10 2015 No.13388587

>>13388561
I always assumed it was teleportation coupled with invisibility. I just imagined you could be minding your own business in your own house when suddenly you get hit by something invisible and soft and then next thing you know that lewd Cheshire who was following you around during school is sitting on your face with that fucking smug-ass grin on her face.
I want to fuck a Cheshire's fat ass and watch it jiggle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:33:10 2015 No.13388588 >>13388582 Newfags still ask stupid questions all the time, and also ignore the answers. No way to tell if someone doesn't know or is playing dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:33:24 2015 No.13388589 >>13388577 Surely she won't explain every time, right? She has to get tired eventually right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:34:04 2015 No.13388591 >>13388586 The cunt of a thunderbird

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:34:18 2015 No.13388593 >>13388589 The answer will always be different, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:34:36 2015 No.13388594 >>13388586 calm down man I'm not really an anarchist I'm just some ghetto ass punk who loves breaking things

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:34:57 2015 No.13388595 >>13388564 BUH-BUH-BARIAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:35:15 2015 No.13388597 >>13388593 But will she get frustrated ever by it? Will she finally snap?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:35:15 2015 No.13388598 >>13388582 So? Do you want to be like the average crossboarder and say "lurk more newfag xD" every time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:35:19 2015 No.13388599 >>13388591 That explains the power, not the internet.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:36:38 2015 No.13388603

>>13388553
It's been a while, but no, generally speaking I think it was always the other way around. She got so into feeding on him it turned into lewd. I think I wanted to make it so that she didn't want to soil the intimacy with feeding because she hated that part about herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:37:15 2015 No.13388605 >>13388594 >I'm not really an anarchist I know that, but you had potential there for some fun stuff. >>13388597 She'll give you a different answer every time, expecting you to snap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:37:25 2015 No.13388606 >>13388598 >Unironically talking about crossies here Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:38:00 2015 No.13388609 >>13388595 Bejabbers! >>13388606 >Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg Not this meme again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:39:00 2015 No.13388613 >>13388609 >Complains about crossboaders >Complains about memes Wheredoyouthinkyouare.wav

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:39:25 2015 No.13388615

>>13388598
Somebody uses that particular question as a weird, subtle troll(?) in this thread. I remember at one point they spammed it 4 or 5 times in the space of half an hour or so just to make it obvious what they were doing.

I don't even particularly mind it, since it isn't disruptive, I just feel bad for all the people wasting a few seconds of their lives to give it a serious response.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:39:26 2015 No.13388616 >>13388605 >but you had potential there for some fun stuff sorry man gotta get some sleep please don't burn the thread down, but get a fire started for when I get back

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:39:33 2015 No.13388617 >>13388605 Man, why's Anubis senpai have to be such a bully by bullying me by completely disregarding by bullying attempts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:39:33 2015 No.13388618 >>13388609 This thread is /a/ in exile. Talking about crossies like a native and like you're not in a irrelevant minority is beyond silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:39:53 2015 No.13388619 Everybody stop arguing about dumb shit, you're scaring the Oomukade and making her hide! How do you expect her to be written about if she's in hiding?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:39:58 2015 No.13388620 >>13388595 >>13388609 That show was better than it had any right to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:41:34 2015 No.13388623 >>13388619 >Do you expect me to write? >No, Mr. Alp. I expect you to cry.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:41:39 2015 No.13388624

>>13388618
Of course I know that. Doesn't mean people should be assholes like the other boards, y'know? Keeping things civil does a thread good.

>>13388615
>I just feel bad for all the people wasting a few seconds of their lives to give it a serious response
I almost feel like making a pastebin out of their responses but I'm too lazy, it's 4 am and I gotta wake up in 3 hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:41:54 2015 No.13388626 >>13388599 He uses her ass as a dish to pirate satellite internet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:42:18 2015 No.13388629 >>13388619 I want Oomukade to go stay go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:42:23 2015 No.13388631 File: 444 KB, 1412x1000, 9adf583a6b24be838559bcf078bc7a32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:43:22 2015 No.13388633 >>13388629 As you wish. >>13388631 Diet and exercise for this semen demon, right away!

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:43:32 2015 No.13388635

>>13388624
>People should act like /jp/ natives
>No we shouldn't, most people here hate /jp/ as a board
>But you're in our board, so act like us
>We don't bother you, so fuck off
etc, etc, etc,...

Can we not have this discussion?
All it does is waste time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:44:05 2015 No.13388636 >>13388631 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:44:06 2015 No.13388637 >>13388603 Ah, right, makes sense. I wonder if a Rusalka waifu would still have the same inhibitions about feeding during sex if you'd help her get over her self-loathing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:45:01 2015 No.13388639 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50034001

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:45:05 2015 No.13388640 >>13388631 Have her get toned and skinny and then we'll talk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:45:49 2015 No.13388643 >>13388631 >Diet and exercise Agreed I like health That ain't health, it's fat Sloppy Joes aren't Hamburgers, fuck you captcha!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:45:54 2015 No.13388645 >>13388635 >>People should act like /jp/ natives I don't think how you get that when all I'm saying is people should keep things civil. Stop overreacting, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:46:50 2015 No.13388646 >>13388643 Meant for >>13388633

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:46:52 2015 No.13388647

>>13388521
Well... first, you might want to stay inside for a while, she's disguised as a bird. A couple archers could shoo her away for the time being.

She'll probably come after me, which is low on my list of things to do, but I'm willing to take that in exchange for that haughty elf that kept glaring me something fierce when I walked in. As far as the semen demon knows, the elf is still your general, at least until you start overhauling your defenses. She'll spend at least a few days questioning her while you're organizing your new defenses with whoever your new general is. No harm will come of the elf, the bitch is pushy but she doesn't have the heart for murder.

What do you say, your highness?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:46:54 2015 No.13388648 >>13388645 I don't know how you get that* Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:47:40 2015 No.13388650 >>13388645 >Implying I'm overreacting >Not recognizing an oversimplification of how a discussion revolving around this topic ends up >This thread ever being civil Nah

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:48:40 2015 No.13388653 >>13388645 >Take it easy~ >Not the bees...I mean memes! He's right though. And this thread is pretty civil when entitled people aren't demanding the thread change to suit them. You know, like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:48:40 2015 No.13388654 >>13388631 I'd take her in missionary position and take responsibility

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:49:18 2015 No.13388659 >>13388631 I'll take the Health!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:49:33 2015 No.13388660 >>13388635 >>13388650 doomsayer pls go and stay go

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:49:37 2015 No.13388661

>>13388645
Not him but I think he's talking about the people who complain about memes and greentext misuse.
Those are a part of thread culture at this point, for better or worse. They aren't going anywhere, so complaining about them just shits up the thread worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:50:18 2015 No.13388665 >>13388660 >Doomsayer Are you fucking retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:50:39 2015 No.13388667 >>13388660 >Newfag not knowing what doomsayer even means This is a legit case of needing to lurk more.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:51:57 2015 No.13388670

>>13388653
>And this thread is pretty civil when entitled people aren't demanding the thread change to suit them. You know, like you.

Read >>13388598 and tell me how I'm "demanding the thread change to suit them". Goddamn mountains out of mole hills, Bobby, I tell ya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:52:40 2015 No.13388672 File: 111 KB, 500x600, 1429110399813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well I hope you're happy. She's creeping and crawling around under the bed and not coming out.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:54:21 2015 No.13388676

>>13388670
>Person mocking crossboarders like they're somehow better than someone from another board
>This is somehow not demanding people act differently around here
Yeah, that sounds pretty fucking entitled to me.

But as >>13388635 said, let's not have this discussion.
You won't get anywhere, and all you'll do is waste peoples time, including your own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:54:38 2015 No.13388677 >>13388665 >>13388667 i dont even know why you keep talking about it (while asking to not have this discussion lmao) when >>13388615 already ended the discussion

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:54:41 2015 No.13388678 >>13388672 How will she react when I start masturbating up there?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:55:28 2015 No.13388681

>>13388670
>Do you want to be like the average crossboarder?
Conversely
>Don't you want to be like a /jp/ native instead?

>When there's like two people here even from /jp/ originally

It's like you can't even read what you wrote yourself. You said don't act like a crossboarder in a thread of crossboarders and the biggest single population on the board that stays here and doesn't bother anyone. I don't know what you were expecting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:55:31 2015 No.13388683 >>13388678 She'll poke her antennae out to enjoy it but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:57:46 2015 No.13388691 File: 333 KB, 477x835, 1d5ee0f9670c602672bb52e4be5d8797.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't want to be raped by monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:58:03 2015 No.13388695 >>13388683 What if I cum on her antennae?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:58:56 2015 No.13388696 >>13388691 NotSlut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:59:03 2015 No.13388697 >>13388695 She'd probably let out squeaky noises and pull them back to tend to her hygiene, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:59:07 2015 No.13388698 >>13388691 Me neither. I want to romance them. With my penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:02:40 2015 No.13388705 >>13388672 Oh, on one hand I have an adoration for delicious brown and timid girls, and want to give her bunches of healing, but on the other I also love femdom, haughty girls, and being healed myself. I am at a loss with no idea what to do with her

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:03:09 2015 No.13388706

>>13388637
Doubt it. Just because they get over hating that part of themselves doesn't mean it isn't still in their nature. I think it'd just be lighter, that's all. You want the pain and the sensation to be a spice to the pleasure rather than being the predominant flavor. I mean, I assume. Again, I've never been eated. Some one should do a take on Prometheus where the guy falls in love with the harpy which feeds on him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:04:00 2015 No.13388709 >>13388705 Heal her into a haughty girl.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:04:20 2015 No.13388710 [DELETED]

>>13388676
>>Person mocking crossboarders like they're somehow better than someone from another board
>implying /a/ trash is better than /jp/

>>13388681
>>Do you want to be like the average crossboarder?
>Conversely
>>Don't you want to be like a /jp/ native instead?
pay attention, kids. now this is a strawman,

changing someone's words to make it easier to attack them

gg wp

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:04:51 2015 No.13388712

>>13388647

Hmm. Given the situation, you actually seem quite charitable.

People were telling me to "off" the Elf, but if you're willing take her out of my hands, that works in both our benefits.

But, will you be able to seduce her enough so that she doesn't disclose any information about what she already knows about my forces?

I've just reached an agreement with the "Tentacle Storm" gang of Kraken mercenaries for my sea defense.

And I'm currently running negotiations with a few Youkos for them to land me their magic capabilities.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:05:59 2015 No.13388714 >>13388672 That Oomukade looks wealthy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:06:18 2015 No.13388715 >>13388710 >>implying /a/ trash is better than /jp/ I like how you think this is somehow going to make your opinion more popular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:06:50 2015 No.13388717 >>13388691 >"You lost the fight! Stop being such a child and prepare to receive the full brunt of my earth-shaking purple thighs!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:06:53 2015 No.13388718 >>13388691 >>13388698 I want to date them, build a relationship with them and spend the rest of our lives together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:07:29 2015 No.13388721 >>13388691 >Husband! We have to go and raze that village and steal the men to save our tribe! >But honey, I was a paladin, you know what they do to fallen like me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:07:29 2015 No.13388722 >>13388717 >earth-shaking purple thighs Too much snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:07:36 2015 No.13388724 >>13388706 >You want the pain and the sensation to be a spice to the pleasure rather than being the predominant flavor. Well, yeah, I didn't say I'd want her to rip chunks out of me while we fucked. Though how much "lighter" would be appropriate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:07:39 2015 No.13388725 Hey Loen (or whoever submitted his Miia Bellydancing to the MonMusume Fan page) check your email. You may find a very pleasant surprise inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:08:10 2015 No.13388727 >>13388715 calm down rofl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:09:16 2015 No.13388730 >>13388712 Your highness, she won't remember her name by the time I leave this castle. Just show me to her quarters and I'll handle the rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:10:39 2015 No.13388732 >>13388724 I guess just normal biting without ever accelerating it to the whole T-rex rip and tear stage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:10:50 2015 No.13388733 >>13388722 It's what you can expect when entering a region where all the Monster Girls are many levels above you. He could have kept grinding in the Harpy Highlands, but no. His impatience drove him to the Cyclops Mountains before he was ready.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:11:21 2015 No.13388735 yo where da monster girls @

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:11:59 2015 No.13388737 >>13388725 What's all this now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:12:59 2015 No.13388739 >>13388733 >Harpy Highlands That's not a low-level area either, a flight of Harpies is not easy to take on. Someone like him would be better off on the Maus Hills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:13:45 2015 No.13388740 File: 291 KB, 1000x1000, 1430118825135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember this thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:14:29 2015 No.13388743 >>13388740 What about tongue pussy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:14:31 2015 No.13388744 >>13388740 Ah yes, horsecock tongue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:14:49 2015 No.13388745 >>13388739 I did like the quests in Maus Hills. Though I don't miss the cheese bandits trying to steal my provisions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:14:52 2015 No.13388746 >>13388737 There's a neat surprise in the next Comic Ryu. That's all I can really say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:15:37 2015 No.13388747 >>13388740 Back, to the discarded pile with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:16:29 2015 No.13388748 >>13388745 >the cheese bandits Now this things needs to go from imaginary to real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:16:35 2015 No.13388749 File: 253 KB, 960x800, a59bbb9bc176a36fc292a24bb321addf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388740 She looks scared. All chameleon look scared though. I like Abubu's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:16:56 2015 No.13388752 >>13388740 Flat version never

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:18:16 2015 No.13388757 >>13388735 >Blazing Saddles in a monster girl world >"Where the white women at?!" becomes an Ushi-Oni shouting "Where the human boys at?!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:18:23 2015 No.13388758 >>13388752 Surely there are colourfags with no morals or dignity, don't give up yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:19:58 2015 No.13388760 >>13388732 Eh, I think I'd want there to be some actual feeding involved. Not just nibbling. Just not, you know, rip and tear huge chunks of flesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:20:00 2015 No.13388761 >>13388730 2nd floor, left hall, 3rd door on the right. She keeps a knife under the nightstand next to her bed. Do what you have to do. Just make sure I don't have any Succubi giving me trouble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:23:01 2015 No.13388764 File: 1.02 MB, 1056x667, elf destroyer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388761 I'll be very thorough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:28:45 2015 No.13388770 File: 855 KB, 800x800, 3e195a66e20c21e51980a7f46cfa0738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you do if your MG wife goes full on stupid mode with human tech? As in can't figure it out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:30:05 2015 No.13388773 >>13388770 Pray that it's just a temporary thing and wait until she isn't tech retarded to explain everything to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:30:10 2015 No.13388774 >>13388770 Lord my superior knowledge over her with smug satisfaction until she loses it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:30:22 2015 No.13388775 >>13388770 I become her technician.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:30:37 2015 No.13388777 >>13388770 How stupid are we talking about? Just computers, or is she mystified by how the appliances and plumbing works?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:31:05 2015 No.13388778 File: 155 KB, 935x1200, 9689b82711c7cba48e9c006a4afaaacb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388717 >>13388722 BIG-ASS BLUE THIGHS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:31:22 2015 No.13388779 >>13388770 Give her the basic rundown on how it works. If it's easy If it's something even I don't get, then we both try and figure it out together

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:31:41 2015 No.13388780

>>13388748
They attack travelers, not for their gold and valuables, but for their snacks.

Cheese in particular can fetch a high price on the underground cheese market.

From Gouda to blue vein, brie to cheddar. The underground cheese market bustles with Mouse Girls selling their cheeses, either made by themselves or ill-gotten, to those looking to buy them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:31:45 2015 No.13388781 >>13388732 >>13388760 Like, I'm going to assume you just meant her digging the tips of her teeth in at most. Sorry if I'm wrong in that assumption.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:32:32 2015 No.13388782 >>13388780 This is already a better story than anything I've ever come up with.

Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Mon Apr 27 03:33:20 2015 No.13388784
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>>13387520
>http://strawpoll.me/4217388

I honestly had no idea there were that many oppai loli lovers in a monster girl topic.

I'm surprised, in a good way, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:34:21 2015 No.13388785 File: 111 KB, 566x800, 956015bec3ecffbbc6c03370f2f9e50a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388777 Some unusual new high tech item, or something you always took for granted they use magic for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:35:12 2015 No.13388787 >>13388784 >You're a monster girl Breeder Oh yeah this is gonna be- >also a shota Why

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:35:51 2015 No.13388789 >>13388778 >A giant, shy Cyclops. So much moe potential.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:37:11 2015 No.13388795 >>13388789 >My virginity! Nobody has taken my virginity!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:37:57 2015 No.13388797 File: 156 KB, 850x850, 1430120277325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388770 >"Hey honey, listen to this with my new headphones!!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:37:58 2015 No.13388798 >>13388781 Naw, like a proper mouthful where the teeth sink all the way in, just not to the point of closing the jaw and pulling back. Kinda like a vamp but with more teeth. They sink theirs all the way in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:38:16 2015 No.13388799 >>13388782 If you're a writefag go ahead and use it if you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:38:46 2015 No.13388800 >>13388787 Little guy overcoming the big challenges is pretty much a hallmark of every good story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:38:53 2015 No.13388801 >>13388799 Thanks, but I won't. Couldn't pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:39:08 2015 No.13388802 >>13388795 Go home, Polyphema. You're drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:39:22 2015 No.13388803 >>13388795 Ha! Good one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:40:29 2015 No.13388805 >>13388797 For fucks sake, didn't I tell you not to let a salesman push you into buying something you couldn't use?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:41:05 2015 No.13388807 >>13388740 That's not the perfect monster girl i remember.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:41:41 2015 No.13388809

>>13388798
>Naw, like a proper mouthful where the teeth sink all the way in
Ah. Yeah, that's good.
>just not to the point of closing the jaw and pulling back
I dunno, if she just ate a few small bits, no big mouthfuls, I'd be fine with it. Pretty sure Ranuinne did that in one lewd scene anyway, if I'm not totally mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:42:20 2015 No.13388811 File: 613 KB, 2000x1422, 1404240142673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388797 Bringing modern technology to isolated Kitsune Shrine Maidens has never been so fun! And it's not a bad way to make a few bucks either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:43:36 2015 No.13388813 >>13388800 But I don't want to be the little guy? I want to be a big guy. Whatever. Chose the two pair of cows because I don't want loli hellhound and werwolves and the manticore didn't sound that good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:46:11 2015 No.13388818 >>13388789 I think it's less shyness and and more embarrassment. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2534283 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2534282

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:46:55 2015 No.13388821 >>13388797 I keep telling her to just buy earbuds, but nooooo. She's gone through about four pairs by now...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:47:09 2015 No.13388824 >>13388818 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:50:25 2015 No.13388837 >>13388824 Kissing girls really is gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:50:31 2015 No.13388839 >>13388818 This. This I like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:52:42 2015 No.13388844 >>13388837 Gross and gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:52:45 2015 No.13388845 >>13388839 Little too big for me. Twice my size is my limit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:55:59 2015 No.13388852 >>13388818 I want to indulge myself in all that flesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:56:13 2015 No.13388854 >>13388809 I mean, I could just be mistaken and misremembering that. But I'm pretty certain it happened at least once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:59:45 2015 No.13388864 >>13388811 What is that fox doing to that poor bunny?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:00:39 2015 No.13388865 >>13388854 Naw, it happened but I mean, define small y'know? Like nibbles? I think I could do nibbles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:01:04 2015 No.13388866 >>13388864 Innocent skinship between girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:02:33 2015 No.13388870 >>13388866 But a hot summer day is no time for that, is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:03:58 2015 No.13388875 File: 2.24 MB, 1836x2327, 52fdafff7ca8002ab8d12618f93c39ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really liked this cow. Too bad we will never see her again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:04:25 2015 No.13388877 >>13388870 Why not? That's when they're both sweaty and smelly and putting out tons of pheromones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:06:15 2015 No.13388884 File: 106 KB, 600x900, 3fbf308223b2e0ac343c831342741217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is a high ranking Police woman here to see you, what did you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:06:39 2015 No.13388886 >>13388865 Well, I guess that depends on your definition of a "nibble". What sorts of "nibbles" did she do in that one scene? It wasn't really quite made clear, I think, but I'd probably be okay with however much she munched in that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:07:40 2015 No.13388888 >>13388875 Eh, she was a slut. Good riddance. Would've liked to see more of those Brown Sheep though. Brown Sheep are olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:07:46 2015 No.13388889 >>13388884 I called the police department to denounce a theft. Because she stole my heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:08:12 2015 No.13388890 >>13388884 I grabbed an Ushi-Oni's seal and ran off with it. I apologize for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:10:29 2015 No.13388896 >>13388884 Well, it has nothing to do with catnip or the fifteen feline girls currently 'visiting' I can assure you of that. You have a warrant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:10:37 2015 No.13388898 >>13388884 Ask her why she's here?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:10:57 2015 No.13388900

>>13388886
If it's the one I'm thinking of, she straight up ate into his breast, like, down to the ribcage. And to answer the question from ages back as to how he managed to keep a boner through it the first time, he drank that magic Viagra alcohol. but I guess my definition of a nibble is just a chunk or so out of the shoulder. I mean it becomes an entirely different realm when you can perfectly grow it back without even scarring. Not like there's any sense of loss to the pain so I guess anything goes, so long as it's in moderation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:11:41 2015 No.13388906 >>13388884 Held her hand in public

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:11:50 2015 No.13388907 >>13388884 I didn't take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:11:50 2015 No.13388908 >>13388877 But their hot bodies pressed together like that will only make them sweatier and become delirious!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:12:42 2015 No.13388910 >>13388908 And in that state, they will become one. It is a spiritual experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:12:49 2015 No.13388911 >>13388875 Can you please not remind me? Or on the other hand, maybe if there's enough of an outcry, Crabman will bring her back. He said himself he writes the manga based on the fan's opinions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:13:14 2015 No.13388912 >>13388884 Sigh and drop my pants. Bloody MGC police keep abusing their power, might as well get this over with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:13:14 2015 No.13388913 >>13388884 Bought a ticket to the Policeman's Ball. This must be my date.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:13:49 2015 No.13388916 >>13388884 I am the leader of a major human rights organization and to fight the monster menace I slipped Matango spores into the mayors coffee

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:14:15 2015 No.13388917
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>>13388888
>Eh, she was a slut.
Not even your quads can make that true.
She's was a nice girl who needed some help with her milk problem and Kimihito helped her being the gentleman he is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:15:20 2015 No.13388918 >>13388917 >Quads >5 eights

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:15:38 2015 No.13388919 >>13388884 I refused to assault an elf, no matter how hard she begged. >>13388917 >Not even your quads can make that true. Good thing he got quints then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:16:19 2015 No.13388921 >>13388916 That explains all those pro fungus bills she's been passing lately, and her fancy new tophat that covers her fluffy ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:16:41 2015 No.13388924 >>13388917 >Has a boyfriend >Lets some random guy massage, squeeze, and milk her breasts >Not a slut Sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:18:08 2015 No.13388929 >>13388884 Coffee or tea, and why are you here ma'am? Far as I know I haven't broken the law in a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:18:11 2015 No.13388930 >>13388924 >cow goes unmilked PAIN.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:18:53 2015 No.13388937

>>13388884
I can think of plenty of things this might be about
>Got an Oomukade drunk and didn't take advantage
>Walked an elf home safely and didn't abuse her in a dark alley
>Told a Baphomet she'll be a beautiful woman when she grows up
Which one of them is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:19:11 2015 No.13388938 >>13388929 We're using the old timey Bethesda laws now. You looked at a cup. Now you're going to pay for that with your life.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:19:30 2015 No.13388939

>>13388900
>If it's the one I'm thinking of, she straight up ate into his breast, like, down to the ribcage.
Huh. That's kinda hot. Only a one time occurrence though, I assume? > but I guess my definition of a nibble is just a chunk or so out of the shoulder
Yeah, that's totally fine. I'd go for that. And you're right, when there's no actual lasting damage involved and there's lots of love surrounding it it's really not so horrifying and actually becomes kind of appealing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:20:29 2015 No.13388942 >>13388884 I didn't share my ice cream with a wurm

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:21:21 2015 No.13388946

>>13388930
>Didn't let her boyfriend milk her because she thought he was cheating on her
>On an isolated farm where there's just 3 other girls
>Didn't even bother to learn the names of the animals to know those were the names he was mentioning
>Beat the shit out of him for the misunderstanding
>He wasn't even mad at her in the slightest despite having no idea why she did this

Pain is what she deserved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:23:39 2015 No.13388952 >>13388942 It's going to be a long, long sentence in the ice cream mines for you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:23:57 2015 No.13388953 File: 499 KB, 800x1018, 26eebf89ae5a4db1935003ec13bdd933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you like an MG that is way shorter than you? a little shorter than you, even height, or taller than you or a massive giant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:25:37 2015 No.13388962 >>13388953 I'd prefer her to be taller than me. I'm short enough as it is.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:25:59 2015 No.13388963

>>13388939
>when there's no actual lasting damage involved and there's lots of love surrounding it it's really not so horrifying and actually becomes kind of appealing.
I know, right? And whilst she's healing you physically, you get to let her dote on you and love her back and heal her mentally. I mean it's not like she wants to hurt you. She hurts more than you do when she bites down, she just can't help it. Very underrated waifu if you're a fan of healing. And I mean, you get a 10/10 housewife waifu. There's healing enough for any lonely bastard.

>>13388953
Tall girls are olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:26:44 2015 No.13388965 >>13388953 Either much shorter or much taller. Around the same height just feels weird to me, even for 3DPD human girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:27:09 2015 No.13388967 >>13388953 All fine. Prefer tall, about my height.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:27:24 2015 No.13388968

>>13388946

I!

I never saw it like that. You have valid points.

But! this is a manga we're talking about. Manga and anime have often repeated tropes, which, especially in harem situations includes a needlessly violent girl.

And I just now realize that my argument does nothing to make you like her more.

I just want more cow-girl god damn it! She's hot and the "country-girl" schtick is fun and attractive!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:28:09 2015 No.13388971 >>13388965 Are you very short?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:29:09 2015 No.13388975 >>13388968 Just do what I do with the MGE profiles I don't like. Remember her design, block out the rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:29:32 2015 No.13388976 >>13388818 That's not how you fuck a giant girl! http://exhentai.org/s/a0547ae1df/799798-30

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:29:43 2015 No.13388977 >>13388968 To each their own man. Me, I would've liked to see more of those brown sheep twins. Shame they were just background characters...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:30:48 2015 No.13388982 >>13388971 5'10" now, used to be taller.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:30:49 2015 No.13388983 >>13388976 gross

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:31:57 2015 No.13388990 >>13388982 painful back surgery anon? Is that you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:32:54 2015 No.13388996 >>13388976 >Nostril Fucking Slightly better than ear-fucking. But not by much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:33:04 2015 No.13388999 >>13388953 I prefer around my height, but being taller isn't bad at all. Shorter? Anything below 5 ft is a no-go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:33:18 2015 No.13389001 >>13388963 So do you think you'd be able to bear rather "wild" sex akin to their first time without a magical boner aid given enough love, time to get accustomed to it and "conditioning"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:34:24 2015 No.13389006 >>13389001 What, like, developing a Pavlovian Response to get hard whenever she bites down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:35:10 2015 No.13389008 >>13389001 >>13389006 Yes and yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:36:05 2015 No.13389015 >>13388953 Depends which monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:36:56 2015 No.13389017 >>13388990 Never had surgery aside from my knee, just joint issues. I'm afraid I'll start taking after my father's side of the family, they shrink until they die. My grandmother was 4'8" when she dies and my father's 5'3" at 61.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:37:25 2015 No.13389018 File: 1.54 MB, 1231x1280, 1421093306576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey there, fuckboy. How did a cutie like you get lost all the way out here?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:38:35 2015 No.13389023 >>13388976 Is it late enough to post Giantess? Because everyone should get off to mini-giantess Yuugi. Mini-giantess Yuugi is best Yuugi. http://exhentai.org/g/712219/b7a8a896de/

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:38:48 2015 No.13389024

>>13388953
I like Anubi, Dragons, and Nightmares.

Anubi, I'd rather shorter than me, be able to hold her in my lap.

Dragon, I'd rather be taller than me, so I could be held in her lap.

And Nightmare doesn't really matter because either way I'd just be cozying up to her larger lower body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:39:00 2015 No.13389026 >>13388938 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS DAY WOULD COME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:39:15 2015 No.13389027 >>13389008 She never got that "rough" with Theinn again after that first time though, right? Though I assume he wouldn't have minded it too much after a while together with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:39:33 2015 No.13389029 >>13388953 Much shorter, I want her to only reach my chin when she's sitting on my lap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:40:03 2015 No.13389031 >>13389024 >short Anubis Curious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:40:11 2015 No.13389032 File: 375 KB, 610x552, 1392614596938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389018 I was just out camping with my girlfriend. We were just about to cook dinner. She's really good at making fires. Wanna see?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:41:35 2015 No.13389035 File: 131 KB, 457x426, rapiest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389018 >umm being called fuckboy is very triggering for me >check your vagina privilege >catcalling is rape btw And then he was brutally violated for hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:42:12 2015 No.13389036 File: 515 KB, 800x900, 5394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389018 I'm not lost, I was looking for a beautiful spider woman. Now I think about it you look a lot like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:42:43 2015 No.13389037 >>13389018 I came here hoping I wouldn't get raped by some big sexy monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:44:27 2015 No.13389042 >>13389018 Crikey that's a big one she is!

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:44:51 2015 No.13389043

>>13389006
>>13389008
>after two years regular sex can't satisfy you anymore and you can only cum when you're balls deep inside your Rusalka wife with her teeth embedded in and tearing at your flesh
I'd honestly expect this to be a common occurrence with Rusalka husbands

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:45:41 2015 No.13389045 >>13389018 I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost. I'm not a smart man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:46:49 2015 No.13389047 File: 702 KB, 900x950, 1395549401959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389035 >High Impact Sexual Violence on a poor, unsuspecting SJW boy

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:47:27 2015 No.13389051

>>13389027
Naw, she eased out after the first attempt to scare him off, and then the first time they fucked. Theinn didn't really experience how rough a rusalka could be 'till the sisters rocked up. Ranuinne is pretty demure compared, but that's more her personality fomr her previous life bleeding in. Now that I have more patience as a writer after doing more lazy slice of life type things, I kind of regret rushing to the point where things started to get moving. I could have spent much longer fleshing out her character in little interactions.

>>13389043
It's one way to inspire faithfulness I guess. You're kinda fucked is something terrible happens though. Think a Ghoul would be okay with going back to the "before" times? But then, you can't just have it grow back, either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:48:11 2015 No.13389052 >>13389045 But we're in the middle of the mountains! There's no civilization for hundreds of miles!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:49:28 2015 No.13389056 >>13389035 Is this edited from that manga where he called the loli aniki?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:51:29 2015 No.13389060 >>13389052 I traveled hundreds of miles? Yikes, that sounds impressive. Is that why you like me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:51:34 2015 No.13389061 >>13389031 How so? >>13389056 Yeah. A bunch of the guy's manga got uploaded to Sad Panda the other day. They are varying degrees of lewd and ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:52:45 2015 No.13389065 >>13388963 Would a depressed guy and a miserable, self-loathing but kind Rusalka meeting result in mutual healing, or just the most depressing couple ever?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:54:22 2015 No.13389071 >>13389051 "Nibbles" were still fair game though, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:55:29 2015 No.13389074 >>13389061 >How so? I'm just wondering how she'll maintain her authority in the workplace when all the workers look down on her and get the irresistible urge to pat her head or pick her up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:56:11 2015 No.13389076 >>13389061 >ridiculous You're talking about the old west one, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:57:59 2015 No.13389080 >>13389074 Shortstack with a violent temper and super strength.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:58:48 2015 No.13389083

>>13389065
I imagine such earnest, genuine care for your comfort, happiness and wellbeing would lift anyone's spirits. And as for the Rusalka simply cuddling at night and not pushing her away would be enough to kickstart her healing process. I mean it could just go horribly wrong, and she could just release you shortly before the relationship even developed, if you're that incompatible.

>>13389071
Yeah of course. Can't deny the predator within, y'know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:59:38 2015 No.13389086 I suddenly have the distinct desire to see the Sailor Senshi drawn as monstergirls...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:00:32 2015 No.13389090 >>13389060 And this when your denseness and helplessness triggers her maternal instincts. She takes you back to her cave, gets you fed and cleaned up, then tenderly loves you into the floor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:00:35 2015 No.13389091 >>13389076 That was the best one, and also the hottest one at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:03:43 2015 No.13389094 >>13389080 But headpats and upsies!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:04:38 2015 No.13389095 >>13389083 >Yeah of course. During lovemaking as well? I'd want bloody french kisses after she takes a bite

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:07:50 2015 No.13389102 >>13389090 This idea makes me think it would be very beneficial to just act like a dumbass in front of monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:08:23 2015 No.13389104 >>13389076 To be fair, him writing what is basically the Teddy Program someone greentexted here was fairly ridiculous too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:09:23 2015 No.13389107 >>13389074 She has a big chair. It makes her look taller and more intimidating while behind it. >>13389094 My job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:09:41 2015 No.13389109 >>13389083 I kind of want to meet a Rusalka now. I'm not even a masochist. Though would being with a Rusalka turn you into one?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:10:31 2015 No.13389111

>>13389102
>"Yeah, I'm going to go out for a walk in the jungle. Just to the center and back, no big deal. I've got my flip-flops and some cash for when I reach the convenience store, and I can drink out of those nice clean waters so I don't need to carry anything with me."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:11:34 2015 No.13389114 >>13389107 Anubisfucker sure is loyal to the Anubutt. >>13389111 And suddenly I'm reminded of that time in Cromartie High when they got lost in the woods during baseball practice and then there was a convenience store.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:13:21 2015 No.13389119

>>13389095
>bloody french kisses
I don't remember if I went into this much detail with Ranuinne, to be honest. There'll be some of that with vamps like Teresa though.

>>13389109
Masochism carries with it tones of humiliation and belittlement though, doesn't it? I mean, a sadistic rusalka is just like, no thanks. I dunno really. Good question.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:17:57 2015 No.13389128 >>13389119 Well, not necessarily. And I guess ot again depends from individual to individual. Some may grow to enjoy the biting, others will just grow desensitized to it, or bear it for her sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:18:07 2015 No.13389129 File: 3.17 MB, 3200x2000, AnubisBooks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389114 >Anubisfucker sure is loyal to the Anubutt. I just can't help it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:19:20 2015 No.13389134 >>13388953 I'm already short, so having a short MG would be a godsend. On the other hand, big girls like Onis would be incredible mountains to tackle in bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:19:25 2015 No.13389136 You're a ruler of a country with below modest military power and resources. But Uh oh! The country next to yours has declared war on you for allowing peaceful relations between monsters and humans! What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:20:26 2015 No.13389137 File: 266 KB, 1409x2000, 1428232673070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389129 It's fine. >>13389136 I unleash my Wurm Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:21:21 2015 No.13389139 File: 562 KB, 1248x3360, DensePaladin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389102 It has been proven to work before.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:22:13 2015 No.13389140

>>13389111
>>13389114

>A random Monstergirl-run convenience store ran in the middle of nowhere.

"Hi there Anon. You need anything for wandering about these parts? Anything you feel you need. Semen-enhancers? Extra-strength endurance pills? Pleasure-reducing condoms, you know, if you're the dangerous type? Wouldn't want you to go crazy, you know."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:23:47 2015 No.13389144 File: 31 KB, 400x402, you will never have a batfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This will never be continued and neither will Dakini

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:24:38 2015 No.13389147 >>13389144 We know. Stop bringing it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:24:43 2015 No.13389148 >>13389140 > It's run by Slenderwoman > She just silently rings you up and points you in the right direction if asked > You have no idea why she wears the hat, or where she got all this from

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:26:00 2015 No.13389152 File: 50 KB, 285x427, 1425459771123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389144 She lives on in my heart. Captcha: lickt

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:27:40 2015 No.13389154 >>13389137 Of course it's fine. Why wouldn't it be fine? >>13389144 You...you...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:29:17 2015 No.13389156 >>13389136 I imagine the monsters living in my country don't take too kindly to an army marching on their homes. Sorry neighboring country, but I'm pretty sure a thousand monster girls would wipe the floor with a thousand random soldiers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:31:22 2015 No.13389159 File: 132 KB, 981x712, 1430110270225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] to the anon who requested her in black here she is. This is all i could get done. There is a severe thunderstorm here and the power may go out. >Enjoy :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:31:37 2015 No.13389162 >>13389156 Your neighboring country is three time the size of your own, and has very good military power. To win you will need to use strategy or cheap tactics, but if you win you can take their land as your own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:32:02 2015 No.13389164 >>13389154 >Why wouldn't it be fine? Well you spend so much time with Anubutts and us other Dragonsluts spend so much time with Dragons, why, Nightmares might be left out! >>13389159 I'm happy now.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:34:12 2015 No.13389168

>>13389119
A sadistic Rusalka kind of goes against the point of the original concept anyway.
Would your Rusalka waifu getting extremely horny and about as rough and voracious as during Ranuinne's first time about once a month or every two months, due to holding herself back for your sake most of the time, be a dealbreaker for you? She'd tearfully apologize to you afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:37:13 2015 No.13389177 File: 372 KB, 1920x1080, Nightmare with a Cold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389164 I still find time to ask for stuff of adorable Nightmares too! Dragon's too, like- >>13389159 Neat. Rather fond of the shading work you did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:37:19 2015 No.13389178 >>13389168 >dealbreaker Are you kidding me, the idea makes my dick hard And you'd get to share a tender moment with her afterwards where you comfort and reassure her and tell her you don't mind it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:38:13 2015 No.13389184 >>13389177 >like- Oh no you don't, I'm the one who asked for black scales.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:44:38 2015 No.13389203 >>13388884 Loitering while waiting for KGA to return

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:45:30 2015 No.13389205 File: 131 KB, 862x1200, 1425777016792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389177 Anubisfucker why are you so predictable?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:46:19 2015 No.13389207 >>13389184 Yes, I know that. I'm the one who asked for the original image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:47:46 2015 No.13389210 >>13389168 If that'd be a dealbreaker for you, how would you even deal with the regular feeding? You don't have wet tight Rusalka pussy around your dick to take the edge off then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:48:19 2015 No.13389213 >>13389205 Probably because I repeat my tastes and preferences ad nauseam.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:52:19 2015 No.13389219
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>>13389213
You're like a broken printer that keeps printing "Anubis" endlessly, with a few "Dragon" and "Nightmare" thrown in. Although I'm no better with my love of Dragons, Wolfus, soft women, and Alicesoft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:52:32 2015 No.13389221 File: 152 KB, 650x585, oomukade2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The centipedes have the last image!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:54:58 2015 No.13389228 >>13389221 >last image >only on page 9 This is gonna be a long night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:55:26 2015 No.13389231 >>13389219 I'm no better with Dragons, lamias Including lamia dragons and kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:55:31 2015 No.13389233 >>13389221 God damn creepy crawlies

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:56:48 2015 No.13389238 >>13389119 Do you have any other no-gos when it comes to Rusalkas, other than sadism?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:57:04 2015 No.13389240 >>13389221 And that's all they're getting, the greedy sluts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 05:58:18 2015 No.13389244 >>13389018 >Sigh. >Roll up sleeve. >Anon used SURPRISE GRATUITOUS FISTING. >It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:01:41 2015 No.13389248 >>13389240 They're getting cuddles and headpats and vibrators on their antennae and there is nothing you can do about it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:02:49 2015 No.13389250 >>13389248 >vibrators on their antennae how cruel

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:03:22 2015 No.13389253 >>13389248 Yes there is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:07:21 2015 No.13389259 >>13389219 >Soft Women Good man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:08:38 2015 No.13389263 >>13389253 What are you going to do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:10:04 2015 No.13389265 >>13389263 Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:10:21 2015 No.13389266 >There are now people in /mgt/ who unironically enjoy hard vore What the fuck happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:11:06 2015 No.13389267 >>13389266 They've always been around, lurking in the shadows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:11:25 2015 No.13389269 >>13389248 Those delicious Z-ton O-faces she'd make...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:12:54 2015 No.13389271 >>13389266 Just shitpost them until they leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:14:11 2015 No.13389275 >>13389219 I can think of one person that is more predictable in his tastes. But can you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:14:59 2015 No.13389277 >>13389275 I can name a couple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:15:28 2015 No.13389278 >>13389275 >>13389277 Do tell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:16:26 2015 No.13389279 >>13389278 You sure? Their names themselves could cause issues.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:17:16 2015 No.13389280 >>13389279 Out with them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:19:20 2015 No.13389285 >>13389280 I'll go with the least controversial one: Nyanon loves cheesy mice girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:19:54 2015 No.13389287 >>13389285 That's a given. Go on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:20:22 2015 No.13389289 >>13389266 Where?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:21:27 2015 No.13389292 >>13389285 While yes, Nyanon is a pretty non-inflammatory guy, there's even more names I could think of along with him with identifiable tastes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:21:29 2015 No.13389293 >>13389287 I can't say more. Oh what the hell, Bollocks like Hobbits

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:22:08 2015 No.13389295 >>13389293 So how is that supposed piss anyone off?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:23:01 2015 No.13389298 >>13389295 You're right, I should have mentioned Bob and Bourbon, shouldn't I?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:23:34 2015 No.13389299 >>13389289 Rusalka fags

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:23:36 2015 No.13389300 >>13389263 Stare at them. Without speaking, moving or blinking and watch them avert their eyes, sweat, shudder and fidgit awkwardly while under my frigid eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:24:00 2015 No.13389301 >>13389298 You mentioned names but not tastes. Are you even trying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:25:04 2015 No.13389304 >>13389301 Bob like Cheshires and Manticores, as well as a few other things I'm not entirely sure on Bourbon is self explanatory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:25:47 2015 No.13389306 >>13389304 Amputees, right? Okay, you got any more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:26:34 2015 No.13389307 >>13389299 What's wrong with Rusalka?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:27:18 2015 No.13389310 >>13389306 Thunderbrother loves Wights, and there's that one Apophis guy whose name I can never remember

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:27:50 2015 No.13389311 >>13389310 Well that's not very impressive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:29:22 2015 No.13389312 >>13389311 What were you expecting? Hound liking Mermaids? Me admitting my love for Khepri?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:29:48 2015 No.13389314 >>13389310 >Whose name I can't remember It's probably for the best that I be so obscure. Live well, live hidden, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:30:50 2015 No.13389318 >>13389314 Apothecary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:30:57 2015 No.13389319 >>13389312 >that one Apophis guy whose name I can never remember I was expecting a name. >>13389314 Smithers, who is this grape-loving gentleman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:31:51 2015 No.13389321 >>13389318 I stand by my point. Live well, live hidden, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:32:32 2015 No.13389323 >>13389307 They're vore shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:32:48 2015 No.13389324 >>13389321 ILLUMINATUS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:32:59 2015 No.13389325 >>13389321 You're about as hidden as a gay black man at a KKK meeting. As hidden as a man's boner on a bus full of Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:34:16 2015 No.13389326 >>13389325 >>13389324 But you forget one important thing, friends: I'm not Apothecary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:35:32 2015 No.13389332 >>13389326 I don't know who that is, and I don't know who you are, but I'm sure you're both conspiring against me like some kind of bullies, hiding behind your clever riddles like a Sphinx!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:37:03 2015 No.13389337 >>13389332 But every riddle the sphinx asks can also be answered with 'Dick'. Didn't you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:38:23 2015 No.13389343 >>13389332 Am I a bestialityfag if I prefer the lion-taur kind of sphinx to the MGE kind?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:40:00 2015 No.13389346 >>13389337 Dick? >>13389343 Dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:40:21 2015 No.13389348 >>13389307 There's not enough art/writefaggotry of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:40:30 2015 No.13389349 >FFXIV implements lizard girls >They're barely 5' tall How do you feel about this? Would you adventure with a short lizard girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:41:31 2015 No.13389351 >>13389349 >FFXIV implements lizard girls >they're just humans with tiny tails and a skin disease

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:41:54 2015 No.13389352 >>13389343 Nah, probably only the lion with a human head version. If -taur types were bestiality then we'd be hating on horsepuss...oh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:41:56 2015 No.13389353 >>13389349 They need to stop wasting my time and put in Lamias as a playable race already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:42:26 2015 No.13389355 >>13389349 To tell you the truth, I'm not the adventuring type. I'd rather be Villager #6, who later appears as Rape Victim #21.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:42:40 2015 No.13389356 >>13389266 It's not about the vore, but about the fact that she has to deal with her carnivore tendencies while feeling sad for what she's doing to you. Imagine her face when you say that you want to stay with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:44:21 2015 No.13389360 >>13389351 Hey! They have horns too. Weird...ear...horn...things. >>13389353 People have been wanting Lamia-Waifus in game since FFXI, if not earlier. Still nothin'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:45:00 2015 No.13389364 >>13389356 >brilliant, extremely sharp smile

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:45:07 2015 No.13389366 >>13389360 We also won't be getting Lamias in The Witcher 3.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:46:29 2015 No.13389370 >>13389356 Then what about the people here who actually want to get eaten by them and find the thought arousing?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:47:48 2015 No.13389374

>>13389366
I need to go back and play The Witcher 1 and 2 sometime. I bought them on Steam at a great discount, but haven't beaten 'em.

Was kind of discouraged after a mission in Witcher 1 based on Little Red Riding Hood which I became convinced is genuinely impossible.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:48:07 2015 No.13389377

>>13389360
>>13389366
Lamia probably are a huge headache to make models for and set realistic looking animations. Think about how much that tail would need to move to look balanced, and how much thought would be put into even the smallest motion. Easier to just stick with humanoids.
This is assuming it's not something half-assed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:48:10 2015 No.13389378 >>13389370 I only find the thought of her doing it during sex arousing. Just the eating individually doesn't excite me sexually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:48:56 2015 No.13389379 >>13389374 Witcher 1 was a little buggy and had clunky controls. Witcher 2 is absolutely wonderful. Get to work right now, you're missing out. Also go read the books.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:50:14 2015 No.13389383

>>13389377
The thing is, FFXI and FFXIV both have Lamiae in them. As enemies.

I can't really speak much about how realistic their animations are given that due to the nature of an MMO, any time they move it's due to being aggroed and beginning their attacks at which point everything just becomes a blurred mess of attack animations and such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:51:14 2015 No.13389386 >>13389370 Obviously there must be at least one vorefag or hard masochist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:55:07 2015 No.13389399 >>13389370 Great, now I'm imagining MC-kun as Dr. Weir trying to convince Anon to join him in a Rusalka harem in some really dark, depressing stretch of sea coast. >Where we're going... we don't need eyes to see!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:55:34 2015 No.13389402 >>13389356 Then what about all the talks about enjoying her biting and devouring and finding it appealing? People just seem to be fetishizing that part of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:03:38 2015 No.13389416 I want to make babies with a Kraken

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:05:21 2015 No.13389420 >>13389416 I want to play strip battleship with a Kraken

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:06:19 2015 No.13389424 >>13389420 Is the submarine worth underwear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:08:02 2015 No.13389428 >>13389266 Hard vore? So what, is soft vore when she spits you out? Because I actually find it kind of hot up to the point of swallowing. Stomach acid is not sexy no matter how you spin it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:09:27 2015 No.13389431 >>13389428 Hard vore has gore, soft vore does not I think that's the distinction vorefags make

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:09:28 2015 No.13389432 >>13389420 I want to sink my battleship in her throat

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:09:30 2015 No.13389434

>>13389428
Pretty much.

I think in this case, the Hard Vore he's talking about is the Rusalka stuff being discussed earlier.

By comparison, soft vore is just say, you or your partner being made significantly smaller, and then the larger partner sucking and licking on you like a lollipop.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:11:25 2015 No.13389441

>>13389356
This.

>They aren't malicious and are, in fact, deeply ashamed and self-loathing because of their physical addiction to eating human meat. This gives most of them a very gloomy, depressed personality

>However, if a man says he wants to stay with her even after this, she'll be overjoyed to find that someone will accept her even for her horrific affliction. Ecstatic, she'll beg to be married as soon as possible

>The extreme minority who choose to marry a Rusalka describe them as extremely caring wives, skilled lovemakers and talented homemakers

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:11:44 2015 No.13389442 >>13389356 I find that hard to believe when people are discussing Pavlovian conditioning to make you get hard whenever she bites a chunk out of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:12:56 2015 No.13389443 >>13389432 That'll only happen if you win Good luck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:15:06 2015 No.13389450 >>13389026 Diomedes for fucks sake IT IS THE BEEEIIINBUHLAAAYYYD

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:20:54 2015 No.13389459 >>13389443 She'll never deeat my patented hide all but one of your ships in the corner strategy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:25:28 2015 No.13389468 >>13388884 Nothing, she's my boss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:32:07 2015 No.13389481 >>13389356 What would a relationship with a Rusalka whom you've helped get over her self-loathing and misery and who happens to be more than a little perverted be like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:32:36 2015 No.13389483 Remember to give newborn Puppy daughteru(s) plenty of cuddles so she can get your scent, then when she opens her eyes she can see her loving daddy and give puppy kisses

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:34:58 2015 No.13389490 >>13389459 nigga stop giving away my secrets

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:35:10 2015 No.13389495 >>13389483 >60 years later, she sighs to herself in reverie as she inhales her father's old jacket while boxing it up

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:36:04 2015 No.13389499 >>13389495 No, bad!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:36:19 2015 No.13389500 >>13389483 This is how you give your daughter a scent fetish. Not that dog types wouldn't have that anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:38:14 2015 No.13389503 >>13389490 My eight year old self will fight you I invented that shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:38:42 2015 No.13389504 Any writefags here? What do you guys do when your muse starts pushing up daisies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:39:58 2015 No.13389508 >>13389500 But she's going to be blind for A week, maybe two! She needs to know you love her before then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:40:41 2015 No.13389511 >>13389504 Play vidya games with soft girls and women being raped and mind broken by monsters with bellies either packed with spunk or preggers

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:41:45 2015 No.13389514 >>13389504 Fuck my insecurities and hangups with high impact sexual typing, then cull the cream for later use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:43:15 2015 No.13389519 >>13389504 Work on a different story.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:43:49 2015 No.13389522

Question, Anons. Is there any higher suffering than liking Centaurs?

Because we have Manga with them, and an official anime coming out.

What type of monstergirl do you like that you feel like gets more hate?

Aside from Matangos, of course, because we all know, no one could ever love a mushroom-girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:44:27 2015 No.13389527 >>13389511 Please, I just yesterday saw some of the monsters from the new Empress VN and I don't need those images in my head now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:46:11 2015 No.13389530 >>13389522 They have so much content you can't really count all the horsepussy shit they get as suffering. Cause you've always got decent doujins to go fap to to sooth your woes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:46:38 2015 No.13389533 >>13389527 But what I saw was from Evenicle. It went from vanilla waifu collecting RPG to fucked up Malicesoft game very quickly. Hell, there's even slight gore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:47:56 2015 No.13389538 >>13389533 Well what I saw was a slimy pig man with several tentacle dicks and some text that said it could ejaculate a liter at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:49:23 2015 No.13389543 >>13389514 Let's explore this further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:49:36 2015 No.13389544 >>13389538 I saw a girl go from shy and meek, to "rapes her own father to death while covered in his blood" in under 60 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:50:34 2015 No.13389551 >>13389504 Save the story for later and try writing out something else on the huge ass list of prompts that I have saved up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:53:19 2015 No.13389559 >>13389522 >What type of monstergirl do you like that you feel like gets more hate? Ushis and elves. Headcanon made the first ones bonebreakers and I really dislike what Japan made to the second ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:55:33 2015 No.13389564 >>13389559 Eina-san is love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:55:38 2015 No.13389565 >>13389559 There's always french elves, Anon. There's always the french ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:57:55 2015 No.13389571 >>13389530 Hmm, I won't discredit you for pointing out that there is doujin material out there. I just feel like it's disproportionate. Like people are afraid to admit they like Centaurs.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:59:53 2015 No.13389576

>>13389522
Liking any unpopular MG (Dwarf, Cockatrice, Lava Golem, elementals, etc.) is suffering from simple lack of content. Have we had a Gandharva story...ever?
Manticores, Ushis, and smug-types get some hate because they have so much love from a few creative sources, and they're pretty easy to dislike on the rape or femdom axis.
Succubutts get hate because they're the most vanilla MG (being the literal archetype of all monstergirls and the default product of mamono'd humans in KC's world) and because they're also the archetypical turbo-slut semen demons that want to pull your soul out through your urethra.
Matangos and parasite types trigger a lot of "glorified infection" squick
Rusalka and Kumiho are hated because they think you're tasty in a non-sexual way
Creepy-crawlies are sort of disliked too I think, but I've noticed some crazy die-hards that really enjoyed them on a deep level. Not just "Oh, cute bug girl!" and not "Oh, the legend makes them perfect waifus!".
A mountain sized centipede is not inherently moe. These guys find a non-MG centipede moulting to be cute. More power to them, I guess.
nah j/k. I'm the guy who shows up around this hour to hate on 'em. Fuckin' bugs.
But try liking Tanuki as I do. They're browner foxes with a single dimension of narrative personality. Every time they show up in a story it's as an NPC. "The Tanuki boss" "The Tanuki neighbor". Wanting good writfagging for them is suffering to the max. And if it weren't for Mamizou I'd have a severely limited image pool.
Already I've just about exhausted the Pixiv supply, but at least posters here reuse what I bring.
I'll have to promote them the only way that works, story writing. Back to wordpad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:01:41 2015 No.13389581 >>13389564 I would explore her dungeon, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:02:00 2015 No.13389584 >>13389559 My impression is people like Ushi's because of the "rape-machine" factor. Elves though? My impression is people don't like them because they're "humans" with pointy ears. Just a little too generic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:04:45 2015 No.13389587 >>13389576 What's this, a man who dislikes creepy crawlies? Are you what they call a faggot, perhaps? You must be, for your taste differs from mine!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:07:18 2015 No.13389591 Why did people start assuming a Rusalka would eat your flesh during sex anyway? The original text has the devouring and the tender loving wholly separate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:09:24 2015 No.13389595 >>13389591 'cause feast-orgies are cool? 'cause it might temper the pain of getting eaten with hot passionate sex? 'cause this is a smut thread and it's really unsexy to think of mechanically cutting off a chunk of arm?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:10:13 2015 No.13389597

>>13389576

Your post intrigues me. I can't do it, because I'm not that talented. But I dare any writefags out there to write a Tanuki story that doesn't result in the typical "Jewnuki" stereotype.

Can't be that hard. Just write a simple love story with a Tanuki. I say simple but I know there are people with better writing skills with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:11:09 2015 No.13389600 >>13389576 Do any of the four main elementals have any fanart at all? Glacies seems to hog it all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:11:11 2015 No.13389601 >>13389597 I once began thinking of one, then realized I couldn't think of anything that wasn't just Spice & Wolf with a Tanuki instead of a Wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:11:40 2015 No.13389602 >>13389597 Hey, I'm still waiting on that one guy who said he'd write whatever proposal came up as dubs. I got him with a 99 for "tanuki being brilliant"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:12:47 2015 No.13389604 >>13389595 >'cause it might temper the pain of getting eaten with hot passionate sex? Or add some spice to the hot passionate sex depending on how you want to look at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:14:17 2015 No.13389609 >>13389595 Fair points.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:21:13 2015 No.13389620

>>13389601

I tried write-fagging too once. I made those stupid green-texts about a guy going on dates with his tiger-waifu based on Frosted Rapes. But I realized I had no more ideas beyond that gimmick.

Shit's tough. I have respect for anyone who regularly makes content.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:21:40 2015 No.13389623 >>13389595 Or you could just get some anesthetics, sleep through her feasting on you, then have awesome sex without any agonizing pain ruining it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:22:07 2015 No.13389624 >>13389620 Some of us aren't really worth respecting though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:23:27 2015 No.13389626 >>13389624 True enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:45:05 2015 No.13389663 >>13389623 But that's no fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:48:19 2015 No.13389671 Would a Rusalka's husband get used to the pain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:48:31 2015 No.13389672 >>13389595 >and it's really unsexy to think of mechanically cutting off a chunk of arm? And a girl viciously tearing into your flesh while bucking up and down on your dick is somehow sexy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:48:55 2015 No.13389675 >>13389671 Of course! Their husbands are all big guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:49:32 2015 No.13389677 >>13389671 As discussed earlier, depends on the individual. He might, he might not, he might even start to find some enjoyment in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:52:07 2015 No.13389683 >>13389675 Bane?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:52:20 2015 No.13389684 >>13389672 When you put it like that, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:53:20 2015 No.13389687 >>13389683 It doesn't matter who I am, all that matters are the waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 08:58:16 2015 No.13389709 >>13389672 Considering she'll just make it all grow back again as if nothing ever happened, yeah that's pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:07:29 2015 No.13389730 >>13389684 >>13389709 I'm not judging, Anons, but that's pretty fucking masochistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:07:56 2015 No.13389734 >>13389730 I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:13:33 2015 No.13389741 >>13389709 >she'll just make it all grow back again as if nothing ever happened Gnawjobs when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:16:33 2015 No.13389748 >>13389741 Explain

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:18:58 2015 No.13389750 >>13389748 Girl bites your dick until you cum from it and then heals it back again. The first time I ran into this was with the girl from Chaika who has healing bites.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:19:48 2015 No.13389753 >>13389750 ...I want to see examples of this now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:23:35 2015 No.13389759 >>13389750 So how would getting your dick bitten by a Rusalka make you cum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:26:06 2015 No.13389763 >>13389759 Magic or ultramasochism I guess. Get chained to the wall and have your dick bitten by a cute girl every day and you might start liking it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:30:16 2015 No.13389776 >>13389750 >The first time I ran into this was with the girl from Chaika who has healing bites. pls share

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:30:25 2015 No.13389777 >>13389763 That is some Prometheus level shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:30:33 2015 No.13389778 >>13389763 the fuckest uppest

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:36:09 2015 No.13389794 >>13389750 If a girl does something to your dick that requires healing, chances are it's not something that's going to make you cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:39:24 2015 No.13389803 >>13389310 >Thunderbrother love Wights Lies and slander. I only did the one thing with undead MGs and the Wight wasn't even the focus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:40:30 2015 No.13389808 >>13389803 So you're saying you dislike Wights?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:42:21 2015 No.13389815 >>13389750 That sounds kind of hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:44:40 2015 No.13389823 >>13389808 I do not love Wights, like you said; I merely like them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:46:54 2015 No.13389829 >>13389823 I never said you loved them though, I'm not him. Just defending the poor rich cadavers with the soft thighs.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:51:29 2015 No.13389845

>>13389829
Oh, my mistake.

Soft thighs and voluptuous necromantic forms are always good, of course. I am a simple man, after all. But I've never really been a fan of the whole "ara ara wealthy ufufufu" routine. I like Ghouls more than Wights, actually.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:51:52 2015 No.13389847

>>13389777
>>Prometheus level shit
>Guy NTR's a god
>Gets chained to a rock and a sharkteeth girl slowly eats his regenerating dick every day
>Slowly he starts getting a boner from her first, playful licks
>After a while the boner starts to last into the playbite phase
>Every month he keeps hard longer and longer
>Finally the girl gets the surprise of her life when he cums into her mouth during the eating session
>He gets set free and runs off
>Turns out he can't get off without her teeth anymore
>He actually can't live without her anymore
>He then goes back to the realm of the gods to ask the torturer to marry him
>She does and she gnaws him to orgasm during the wedding night
>Only he's not being punished anymore, so he dies from the blood loss
>Torturer posthumously impregnates herself with his sperm
>Their cute daughter eventually ventures into the world below to look for love with some weird ideas about romance

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:52:35 2015 No.13389849 >>13389845 >But I've never really been a fan of the whole "ara ara wealthy ufufufu" routine But that is bestness!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:54:40 2015 No.13389852 >>13389847 This made me laugh, thank you.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:55:23 2015 No.13389855

>>13389847
That is fucking hilarious.

>>13389845
>But I've never really been a fan of the whole "ara ara wealthy ufufufu" routine. I like Ghouls more than Wights, actually.
Good man. I love all undead, but Wights and Vampires are the lowest tier of them for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:55:48 2015 No.13389857 >>13389855 Lower than Mummies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:56:00 2015 No.13389858 >>13389849 If to you it is the bestest then to someone else it might not. My personal bestest MG traits include fitness and/or health, a lot of moxy, and a dash of dere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:59:08 2015 No.13389862 which monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:59:36 2015 No.13389863 >>13389857 Yep. I actually like Mummies. I know they are pretty plain, compared to the newer ones, but they are pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:01:03 2015 No.13389867 >>13389863 I see I've been beaten. I'll just go cuddle a Wight in her enormous bed, filled with frilly pillows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:02:31 2015 No.13389874 >>13389600 I guess that's a no then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:08:23 2015 No.13389891 >>13389874 If they have fan art, I don't know about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:09:55 2015 No.13389895 >>13389874 Gnome has like one, Nothing for the others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:12:51 2015 No.13389904 >>13389895 >Gnome has like one Is it any good?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:18:40 2015 No.13389909 >>13389904 It's eh. It's a handjob

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:23:48 2015 No.13389919 >>13389909 Does she have normal hands in it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:25:07 2015 No.13389922 >>13389919 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:31:58 2015 No.13389938 >>13389922 You have my attention then Please post it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:38:11 2015 No.13389948 >>13389938 image limit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:42:41 2015 No.13389959 >>13389948 All the more reason to use imgur, aside from the fact that it's already NSFW, i'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:51:47 2015 No.13389970 >>13389959 In hindsight, it looks a lot worse than I remembered, so I probably won't post it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:58:42 2015 No.13389979 >>13384658 desiretoknowintensifies.jpg I never got all of the story about the exodus, just suddenly we were on /jp/, mind telling me where to check that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:06:48 2015 No.13389999 >>13389970 Ah whatever http://i.imgur.com/E4hBVRRl.jpg it's pretty awful she needs better art

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:07:34 2015 No.13390000 >>13389999 eew

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:08:38 2015 No.13390004 >>13389999 You know who needs more art? Moth-chan. Her and Apsara.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:10:09 2015 No.13390008 >>13390004 TZICH Aspara.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:10:23 2015 No.13390009 >>13390004 apsara is just a human though, and she has a number of pictures elementals have fucking nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:12:12 2015 No.13390015 >>13390009 >>13390008 >implying you don't want to see an Apsara fighting the way only Apsaras and Brazilians know how http://i.imgur.com/mAxXRUm.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:12:28 2015 No.13390017 >>13389999 >>13390000 >awful She's cute muhfuggas. Maybe not porn material, but there's nothing wrong with the art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:13:38 2015 No.13390025 >>13390015 Damn Christie was fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:13:43 2015 No.13390026 >>13390017 >awful looking face >drab as fuck colors >shitty waste of art (a fucking handjob instead of some cuddles or vaginal? really?)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:15:17 2015 No.13390033 >>13390026 >awful face Not him, but I think the only thing awful about it would be the lips. Replace it and it'll be fine. But the rest of your statement is agreeable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:18:25 2015 No.13390048 >>13390026 >not wanting a Gnome to jerk you off with her huge rock hands pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:22:08 2015 No.13390062 Just woke up and I now Know at least three of us visit the Senran Kagura threads on /vg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:23:00 2015 No.13390066 >>13390062 And what will you do with this arcane knowledge?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:25:26 2015 No.13390071

Alright /mgg/, you are given an opportunity:

You can open a portal to the dimension of monstergirls. They enter our world and cause few problems for anyone. You get the waifu of your dreams and so does everyone else who wants one.

The catch is that you will be hated by human society. They will see you and your waifu as a freak. It may even come to the point where people attempt violence on you and your waifu. Worse, if you fight back it will only worsen the overall situation. Only your family and close friends, and of course your fellow MG waifu havers, will not turn against you. Further, EVERYONE you meet will know you are "one of them monster lovers," so no chance of just living under the radar.

Do you do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:26:29 2015 No.13390075 >>13390071 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:28:44 2015 No.13390088 >>13390048 >not wanting your dick getting crushed by rock vagina double pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:28:54 2015 No.13390089 >>13390071 See, if you said "even your family will hate you," I might have hesitated. But since that's not the case... Fuckin' Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:30:41 2015 No.13390094 >>13390089 Actually, I believe that might be even worse, because your family and friends might also be in danger for being monster sympathizers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:30:48 2015 No.13390095 >>13390071 No, I don't give that much of a shit about monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:31:15 2015 No.13390098 >>13390088 >rock vagina that sounds kinda hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:32:48 2015 No.13390100 >>13390094 I...guess so. Doubly unlucky for me, since Apophis girls even LOOK like the spawn of Satan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:34:19 2015 No.13390108 >>13390071 Is mai waifu allowed to use succubutt magic to disguise herself as a human or is that breaking the rules?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:36:01 2015 No.13390117 >>13390071 Yeah I'll go. Love of the lifetime > anything. Plus been 'approved' by society with my lifestyle so far and it's meh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:36:33 2015 No.13390120 >>13390108 Sure, but if she's seen with you everyone will assume she's your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:36:54 2015 No.13390122 >>13390071 i have no scruples about it I would murder a man in front of his own grandmother to bring the mge universe here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:36:58 2015 No.13390123 >>13390066 Continue to keep calling Haruka fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:41:24 2015 No.13390134 >>13390071 All the world will be your enemy. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:46:52 2015 No.13390144 >>13390134 >Tfw Mach Hare is my waifu Uh, guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:47:36 2015 No.13390146 >>13390144 What? CHANGE PLACES?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:50:30 2015 No.13390153 >>13390122 >mentioning approval for MGE Oh man, you're shaking some small yet piss angry hornet's nest right now. Let's count on the wrong time tho. >>13390144 Pretty sure I've never heard of March Hare guy before. Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:02:41 2015 No.13390199 >>13388946 So he's basically Kimihito if he was a farmer? Darling's girl beat him everyday for no reason and he's till not angry at them.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:04:32 2015 No.13390206

>>13390071
She is strong enough to create an army of the undead, and I wouldn't even want to leave her side in the house, so why would I care that people might hate me? It's a win-win. I get my waifu, and they get to hate something other than their own life for a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:04:45 2015 No.13390207 >>13390199 >Darling's girl beat him everyday for no reason they have not ever done so in anger

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:07:05 2015 No.13390217 >>13390071 probably its not as if i was liked by anyone anyway.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:07:59 2015 No.13390221

>>13390207
> they have not ever done so in anger
That's WORSE.
If they do it in anger at least you can learn what not to do, to avoid riling her up.
Darling just gets subject to a cavalcade of harem violence every day for no reason and with no recourse.
Get out of there Kimihito, it's Abusive Relationships 101

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:08:58 2015 No.13390227 >>13390221 Just keep Rachne, Lala and Suu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:09:59 2015 No.13390233 >>13390071 Blogshit: I already passed up a chick I liked once because she was pretty much reviled by the rest of my social circle. And I've regretted it for years. Never again. Give me mai monster waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:11:17 2015 No.13390238 >>13390227 Or he could use his magical dick to force them all to sit the fuck down and stop destroying everything. But that would be advancing the plot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:11:56 2015 No.13390240 >>13390238 why not rebuild him as a robot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:12:32 2015 No.13390245 >>13390240 Robocock?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:13:21 2015 No.13390249 >>13390100 >Not only among Monsters, but even among humans is the Grapesnake reviled as a villain Suffering, I tell you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:13:22 2015 No.13390250 >>13390207 So you're saying the cow had more reason to beat up his boyfriend than the harem had to beat up Darling, even if she was wrong all along.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:14:27 2015 No.13390256 >>13390240 >>13390245 Most if not all of them are just looking for a dick anyway so they probably wouldn't even notice

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:15:05 2015 No.13390261 >>13390249 Hey, I support her! I once did a thing in the thread where she took over Pharaoh's throne and then accepted petitioners!

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:15:26 2015 No.13390262

>>13390238
> Darling tries this
> Turns out he sucks at sex and all the girls find the sexperience deeply unsatisfying
> Harem breaks up as they go their seperate ways to find more compatible partners
> Only Suu remains, as she wouldn't know good sex if it gangraped her, and is just happy to gulp down Kimihito's "special protein shakes"

Do it Crabman
Let it burn
Except best girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:16:45 2015 No.13390266 >>13390249 If it helps, even the Pharaoh would be treated that way. That way, they can cooperate with a same goal in mind. Through suffering, unity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:17:05 2015 No.13390269 >>13390262 He is Japanese so his dick is probably like 3 inches at best. But he is also a self insert so it could be 8ft long.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:17:47 2015 No.13390273 >>13390238 > Magical dick Someone's forgetting "Size: Small"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:18:07 2015 No.13390275 >>13390245 no i mean something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEcNu15_Nug

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:19:09 2015 No.13390281 >>13390273 and how does that make it less magic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:19:13 2015 No.13390282 >>13390238 >>13390262 >>13390269 See: >>13385679 >>13385691

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:19:18 2015 No.13390285 >>13390269 Suu already confirmed it as being small.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:20:03 2015 No.13390288 >>13390221 >That's WORSE. Tell that to every kid beaten by an abusive angry parent jackass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:20:55 2015 No.13390289 >>13390285 maybey he is a grower

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:21:05 2015 No.13390290 >>13390281 > He doesn't know about the Wizard Guild Convention of 356 where it was decreed "Bigger is better"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:21:20 2015 No.13390292 >>13390282 >>13390285 Damn I didn't realize that was the actual translation. Well alright he's got a small dick and only suu could actually like sex with him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:22:29 2015 No.13390295 >>13390292 Rachne was still willing to take him after feeling him erect, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:23:32 2015 No.13390299 >>13390292 If you go back and look at the panel Mero's also into it. But in her classic sufferingfish way of "that will never satisfy me"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:24:50 2015 No.13390307 >>13390295 She gets off on bondage and sadismish stuff so of course she'll like it better if she's got something to make fun of. >>13390299 And she's a sufferingfag so yeah she'll get off to the idea of being ntrd away from him.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:25:27 2015 No.13390309

>>13390290
Yeah, sadly the convention doesn't exactly make a baphomet any more happy when you up grade her flat chest to just a little past holstaur levels.
Or when you give a disproportionally phat ass and hips the end up with her getting stuck in a doorway.
Doesn't make it any less fun though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:28:02 2015 No.13390318 >>13390071 Yes. It's not like many people like me anyway. , I would go traitor-kun on all those monster-haters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:30:53 2015 No.13390321 >>13390318 we monster lovers would have to band together and form our own country though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:33:23 2015 No.13390330 >>13390321 > you can only have your monster waifu if you live in a walled community with all the other people from /mgt/ as your neighbours Pro-monster self-righteousness falling... falling...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:34:46 2015 No.13390334 >>13390321 >>13390330 Sounds like heaven to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:35:16 2015 No.13390336 >>13390330 Would you rather live with people that hate her and make her come home crying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:36:16 2015 No.13390340 >>13390321 >>13390330 >>13390334 Yes, with only one source of water leading to all houses, and a Holstaur taking one of the guard shifts with her husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:36:25 2015 No.13390341 >>13390321 That seems like a pretty bad idea to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:37:43 2015 No.13390344 >>13390321 We should. I actually have a dark matter just for this specific purpose

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:38:09 2015 No.13390347 >>13390340 I fail to see any negatives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:38:20 2015 No.13390349 >>13390341 why!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:38:36 2015 No.13390351 If all the things that happen in MGC are similar to NY, what would MGC Florida edition be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:38:37 2015 No.13390352 >>13390321 >A country filled with nothing but nothing with 4Chan users and their sex-crazed waifus. It will never work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:39:53 2015 No.13390355 >>13390352 the we would be essentially housewives while they run society.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:39:54 2015 No.13390356 >>13390352 It would work better than many other countries. >>13390351 Lots of old MGs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:40:00 2015 No.13390357 >>13390351 Tanukis as far as the eye can see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:40:13 2015 No.13390358 >>13390352 Minus the waifus that's already the real world, anon.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:42:39 2015 No.13390370

>>13390349
An entire country of, if we are basing this on the suggested situation, just people that almost all of humanity hates to the point of possible violence. How could that possibly go wrong, friend? It only takes one overzealous country taking action and the rest of them ignoring it or only putting forth bullshit punishments.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:42:47 2015 No.13390371

>>13390334
>>13390336
But just imagine it, anon.

Nyan groping your mouse daughterus whenever they try to play outside
Bob getting less to 3D model different catcocks and dragondicks that they then try to force monstergirls to wear as strap-ons
Hound groping the breasts of every chocolate mg whether they be married or not
Anubisfucker doing what his name suggests all day, every day, on top of the pyramid that he built, in full view of everyone
And > you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus slowpoke watching single cowgirls stroll by him but failing to come up with his pick-up line after they're already out of earshot

It would be anarchy, I tell you. ANARCHY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:43:02 2015 No.13390372 >>13390352 Nah, it can only get as horrific as Somalia, and even then it's Somalia with sexy chicks fixated on fucking. I'm in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:44:30 2015 No.13390376 >>13390357 >>13390356 No no, I mean the crazy bullshit that happens in Florida. >Florida Shirohebi Denies Setting Boyfriend Ablaze Out of Jealousy, Claims It Was For "Ignis Challenge"

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:44:42 2015 No.13390378

>>13390370
You know what we could do? We could buy Åland with Alp's Dragon waifu's hoard. Then our neighbouring countries would be Finland and Sweden, neither of which is ever going to do anything to us.
>>13390371
That sounds better than what society offers now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:45:43 2015 No.13390384 >>13390376 I will always assume Florida is stuck forever in the 1980's because of Vice City.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:46:04 2015 No.13390386 >>13390371 I'm going to need two bolters for this level of heresy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:46:50 2015 No.13390389 >>13390371 >Night everyone, please don't burn down the town

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:47:05 2015 No.13390390 >>13390376 >Wurms deny responsibility for increasing sinkhole/rape occurrences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:48:13 2015 No.13390393 >>13390389 >OH GOD LAVA GOLEM NOT THE C4!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:49:30 2015 No.13390400 >>13390389 >>13390393 That's it. We need a Bioshock type story about a smaller scale MGC community.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:49:53 2015 No.13390403 >>13390376 >Local man assaults Cheshire schoolgirls, insists to police they have a penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:50:03 2015 No.13390404 >>13390384 >Vice City Man, I miss Vic Vance. He was the only guy in the entire series that tried to do something noble, then shit went south. Why did he have to die?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:50:31 2015 No.13390408 >>13390404 Because Diaz was an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:54:38 2015 No.13390422 >>13389428 Hard vore is with all the gore and misery involved with being eaten. Soft vore is being consumed whole. What happens from there depends on the brand of vore and may not be painful or fatal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:55:03 2015 No.13390425 >>13390393 >And Anon was banned from doing his nightly greeting ever again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:56:01 2015 No.13390427 >>13390425 Does that mean I can go back to saying stuff about Devil Bugs or Creepy-Crawlies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:56:19 2015 No.13390431 >>13390422 Does Sandworm count as vore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:57:50 2015 No.13390434 >>13390431 Nah, mang. Her main body is inside the carapace. Think turtles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:58:53 2015 No.13390438 >>13390427 Sure, as long as it doesn't result in the town burning down

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:02:02 2015 No.13390448 >>13390438 Of course it doesn't. Unless the Oomukade scare the Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:02:17 2015 No.13390449 >>13390403 >Cheshire schoolgirls are forced to take off their panties in front of everyone, just to prove they are, in fact, monster girls >Having to humiliate themselves to such lengths to do it Oh, what a heavy day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:02:33 2015 No.13390451 >>13390371 >That one asshole neighbor who strolls around town everyday >Asking people what they are doing in a rude manner differently each time ...What'cha doing nerds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:08:01 2015 No.13390472 >>13390393 It's alright, C4 won't actually fire from heat. It need a sharp shock, too. Like if she came hard while using it as a dildo, but there's no way something like

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:09:38 2015 No.13390477 >>13390472 She's obviously chasing a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:12:33 2015 No.13390486 >>13390376 Crazed Mantis Bites Husbands Face Off, Claims "Rules of Nature'

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:12:39 2015 No.13390487 >>13390389 >>13390393 >>13390472 >HOLY FUCK DARK MATTER NOT THE NUCLEAR POWERPLANT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:16:19 2015 No.13390494 >>13390389 as long as no Houris come around we'll be--- THEY TOOK THE TOWN SQUARE! DEFEND THE ALAMO! I REPEAT. DEFEND. THE. ALAMO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:16:34 2015 No.13390495 >>13388725 >Get curious >Check mail, first time in months >Find mail in jap >No idea what it says or whats going on Google traductor is beeing stupid too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:17:33 2015 No.13390499 >>13390495 Give us a basic idea of what the googly transistor says.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:17:33 2015 No.13390500 >>13390431 Depends on who you ask.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:17:46 2015 No.13390502 >>13390494 Can't fight, cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:20:05 2015 No.13390508 >>13390502 >cuddling the houris And an ALLAAHU AKBAR to you too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:20:44 2015 No.13390510 >>13390502 Mother of God, we've already lost...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:21:23 2015 No.13390511 >>13390499 For now I have an idea, they want an higher resolution of the bellydance drawing. Well sucks because I have only one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:22:38 2015 No.13390515 >>13390494 Don't worry, I've rigged the entire town with Hathor milk bombs. All I need to do is press this button. Like so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:22:54 2015 No.13390516 >>13390508 Houris? I'm cuddling me a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:24:20 2015 No.13390520 >>13390511 Here ya go. http://i.imgur.com/lPnq1jv.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:25:40 2015 No.13390522 >>13390515 You fool! Do you want to kill us all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:25:59 2015 No.13390523 >>13390449 >Crying cheshires having to expose themselves. Aw that makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:26:15 2015 No.13390524 >>13390522 The Hathorites have been becoming more radical recently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:26:51 2015 No.13390526 >>13390523 that makes me sad AND hard >don't know why

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:27:23 2015 No.13390529 >>13390522 What, it was purely a defensve weapon. One that I have just triggered. Enjoy I know I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:30:03 2015 No.13390535 >>13390529 You would actually make a decent villain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:31:31 2015 No.13390538 Wait, what if I'm one of the minority that wants a harem? Do I get them all in this magical city on a hill?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:32:29 2015 No.13390540 >>13390538 Not by default. Work for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:33:17 2015 No.13390543 >>13390540 I will. My first waifu will help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:34:02 2015 No.13390545 >>13390538 You best start working for that horsepussy that will set you up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:34:13 2015 No.13390546 >>13390543 Go now, make your dreams come true! Surpass me and yadda yadda!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:34:33 2015 No.13390547 >>13390545 I don't want a centaur for a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:34:39 2015 No.13390548 I hope you don't mind if I live here a while, I'm trying to hide from a crazy Yukionna stalker. If not, I could sign up for the Monster Protection Program and get a bodyguard.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:36:59 2015 No.13390553

>>13390535
>They say that the day the town was founded, a dark presence made it's way into the heart of the population.
>The church disavows him but he preaches his creed with every crime, every trap.
>It is the creed of the milkman, the creed of health.
Do you expect me to talk Milkman?
No my dear elf, I expect you to drink. We have quite a few husbands for you to browse while we wait.
The first one is Tom, he loves cuddling and video games, along with health of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:37:19 2015 No.13390554 >>13390546 Will do. I'll be sure to visit when I get the chance. How large would our community be anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:39:05 2015 No.13390562 >>13390529 you mean the Hathor milk bombs you put in the town walls? yeah we had an incident with a wurm a few months back and found your 'defensive weapon' the kiki police have been already dispatched to your house >don't fight it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:41:28 2015 No.13390568 >>13390071 Fuck the world. If it gets to be too much, I go innawoods. Alternatively, if I'm able, innaspace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:42:06 2015 No.13390572 >>13390538 I'm torn between wanting a harem and feeling myself a piece of shit for this. Because I'd surely hate it if the waifu wanted me to be one in a line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:42:40 2015 No.13390575 >>13390547 Yeah, I get that. I dislike them myself, but if you want a harem a Bicorn is the way to go. Unless you want to do it the hard way.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:43:15 2015 No.13390577

>>13390572
Just remember to give your heart and soul to all of them. Treat them all right and with proper respect, and spend your life and love helping them and loving them. And they shall love you in turn.
>>13390575
I'll do it the hard way. With a lilim, anything is possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:43:58 2015 No.13390581 >>13390562 Sure, send them Anon. I do so enjoy visitors. >Implying the ones in the walls were the only ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:45:14 2015 No.13390586 >>13390581 >Mwahahaha! You'll find all the bombs! Udderbomber please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:45:45 2015 No.13390589 >>13390321 And when the rest of the world decides to go nuclear on our asses? You want to give them an easy target?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:46:23 2015 No.13390591 >>13390586 never find all the bombs*

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:47:58 2015 No.13390595 >>13390371 >Anubisfucker doing what his name suggests all day, every day, on top of the pyramid that he built, in full view of everyone If I'm at the top of a pyramid, I'm not really sure that would be "In full view of everyone".

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:48:35 2015 No.13390597 >>13390589 Fuck 'em. We would Demonic Energy bomb their asses. Let's see how they like their human girls now that they'll monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:50:06 2015 No.13390602 >>13390597 This seems like it would just justify the hate, and even more extreme options against us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:50:11 2015 No.13390604 >>13390591 >>13390586 >Implying I just use bombs >Implying I haven't laced the waters, tainted food supplies, blessed jewelry and even enacted a grand ritual over this place so that I may call down Hathor's blessing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:52:57 2015 No.13390609 >>13390602 You don't understand, when they have monstergirls of their own, they'll realize they were wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:53:11 2015 No.13390610 http://strawpoll.me/4221638 Inb4 'No Dicking, poll is shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:53:53 2015 No.13390611 >>13390595 A pyramid YOU built.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:54:56 2015 No.13390613 >>13390610 >no tickling

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:59:27 2015 No.13390628 >>13390611 Go big or go home. I mean, if it's not at least big enough to act as a residence, what's the point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:00:15 2015 No.13390633 >>13390628 To act as a platform for sunbathing and sex?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:01:09 2015 No.13390637 Daitengu when, KC? Phoenix when, KC? Metal Slime when, KC? Dracolich when, KC?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:03:53 2015 No.13390643 >>13390637 Same time as Banshee, Pooka, and Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:06:47 2015 No.13390649 >>13390643 And hydra

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:09:21 2015 No.13390658 >>13390643 >>13390637 >tfw your country's mythology has nothing interesting enough to make into a Monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:10:35 2015 No.13390665 >>13390643 How is a Wendigo girl gonna be cute? KC is gonna smugify her again isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:12:48 2015 No.13390669 >>13390633 I suppose. But in that case it seems more like a backyard decoration than a frontyard one. >>13390637 >Phoenix >Dracolich Not soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:13:47 2015 No.13390671 >>13389168 Naw, that would be cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:14:06 2015 No.13390673 >>13390669 You could make it a ziggurat on your roof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:16:17 2015 No.13390679 >>13390673 That could work. Though I'd have to build the house from the ground up with such a thing in mind, all kinds of extra supports for the load it would represent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:17:47 2015 No.13390683 >>13390472 Not even, it specifically needs a blasting cap

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:18:53 2015 No.13390686 >>13390679 The community will be there for you... at first. So make it with the decay of society in mind. We'll go full Rapture with this place soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:20:42 2015 No.13390691 >>13390683 What exactly do you think blasting caps do, if not introduce pressure and heat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:22:22 2015 No.13390697 >>13390686 Home Security is job 1 of course. If it goes to shit, lockdown time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:23:53 2015 No.13390700 >>13390686 >>13390697 If we're making this community in the middle of a hostile world then we're making the whole place a fortress.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:26:46 2015 No.13390710

>>13389266
I wonder how a rusalka would react to some one who has a hard vore fetish. I mean, she hates that part about her self, generally, right? What would you do if some one said they get horny for the thing you hate the most about you? I think they'd be put off, personally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:31:42 2015 No.13390720 >>13390637 >Metal Slime when, KC? NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmKMIBvdm9M

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:32:12 2015 No.13390723 >>13390710 No idea. Damn slav mermaids, how do they work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:45:44 2015 No.13390750 >>13390723 >slav mermaids Except these have nothing to do with vore or man-eating, at all. No idea why some threadcanon abominations are named after them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:03:00 2015 No.13390775 >>13390720 The fuck...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:04:21 2015 No.13390778 >>13390100 Apophis are powerfull though, You will be fine. She can probably also pull some impressive illusion magic to hide and disguise both of you aswell, she's used to doing such things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:04:32 2015 No.13390779 >>13390775 FERROFLUIDS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUz1ZI-w6LQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:08:28 2015 No.13390790 >>13390071 Of course I'd say yes. All I've ever wanted was a single person to love me and for us to be alone together.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:09:38 2015 No.13390793

>>13390071
Yeah I would. I would work with fellow monster lovers to create a place of our own. Or we can simply hide somewhere remote.

The best idea would probably to stay somewhere remote with a small band of monstergirls and husbands. Least chance of acts of violence against you. Best would be to move back to their world though.

>>13390352
I doubt it would be bad really. Most will be way to occupied with their waifu's and will simply feed themselves by loving their waifu hard enough. The only true danger is a governement going mad.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:10:27 2015 No.13390797

>>13388576
The Lego Anubis story wouldn't have existed without DoILookLikeAWriteFag's series of stories. One of the characters, Isis, is an anubis who gets her employees to build Lego pyramids and the like.
That was more or less the moment people started associating anubi and Lego. There was some talk of it, a few greentext posts and ideas people wrote, which I then pounced on to write a few short posts about a Lego-loving anubis and her mother. From there, the whole story was written, which just kind of cemented the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:15:14 2015 No.13390812 >>13388639 That's actually pretty decent looking, and it's nice to see that the Devil has new art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:19:07 2015 No.13390822 >>13390553 I like health yes, but not that much health.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:22:39 2015 No.13390841 >>13390797 Dickthrone Anubis is a nice thing as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:24:42 2015 No.13390853 >>13390637 http://i.imgur.com/7aaACy6.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:28:21 2015 No.13390868 >>13390853 >human arms

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:34:58 2015 No.13390900 >>13385290 Salamanders, Lizards, Valkyres all think modern war is kiddy shit where nobody dies. They just fight you until you give up. I wanna see their faces when they realize how fucking brutal war is when we do it our way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:36:28 2015 No.13390902 >>13390822 Sorry Anon, her fate was sealed the moment she entered the manse. Just like that group made up of a succubus, a Minotaur, a lich, a cyclops and a werewolf. All who enter shall leave with health or a healthy waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:38:51 2015 No.13390909 >>13390902 You say health Milkman, but how much health do you mean? I like health, it's nice and soft. But too much and it's straightout fat. You aren't seeking to make MG's to fatphopis level are you?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:40:14 2015 No.13390914

>>13385290
>Any other MG would be against it.
Doubtful. Monster Girls are not inherently against violence, they just had their main 'kill humans' instinct replaced by a 'love humans' one.

This is KC's perfect world of course so basically nobody would because of bullshit setting reasons, but I doubt all monster girls would be against war, they might just choose to go help their husband not die instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:46:27 2015 No.13390932 >>13390909 Variety is the spice of life, I love all levels of health and how much I bestow depends on how far they made it, how many visitors I've had that day, and how big a jerk they are/were

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:51:32 2015 No.13390947

>>13390914
>Doubtful. Monster Girls are not inherently against violence
Monstergirls are inherently FOR violence, at least in MGE land; they still have the instinct of their blood-drinking predecessors to attack and predate on humans. It's just now that once they've knocked them down and ripped off their armour, they rape them instead of eating them.

And yes, yes, I know that dormice and unicorns exist, but that's still what it says about monsters in general in the World Guides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:55:19 2015 No.13390958 >>13390914 >>13390947 Monster girls are mentioned to like fighting, but dislike horribly maiming and killing people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:55:39 2015 No.13390962 >>13390321 It would be pretty weird for us non-americans

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:56:39 2015 No.13390968 >>13390958 >dislike horribly maiming and killing people. Too bad for them. Captcha: hitla

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:57:08 2015 No.13390969 >>13390932 >and how big a jerk they are/were Do they get more or less?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:58:50 2015 No.13390976 >>13388953 I'm fine so long as she isn't too far below chest height, or too far above the height where her chin could rest on the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:59:08 2015 No.13390978 >>13390969 More. A lot more. It triggers my sadism if they are jerks to me/the staff. Especially the staff

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:59:19 2015 No.13390981 >>13390968 Isn't that a good thing that they don't enjoy murdering humans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:59:46 2015 No.13390983 >>13390976 I'd like same weight for super easy hugs.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:59:50 2015 No.13390984

>>13390958
Yeah, that's what they seem to be saying. A lot of races still use violence and fighting, but only rape now. No actual disfiguration or killing, at least in that setting.

>>13390909
Yeah, I like some health too, but too much might not be so great. A little bit for a Lich might be cool though.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:00:16 2015 No.13390988

>>13390914
>basically nobody would because of bullshit
*basically nobody would DIE because of bullshit

>>13390947
Somewhere in the encyclopedia KC explicitly mentions that the current Demon Lord actually replaced the violent instincts of monsters for succubi ones along with their anatomy.
They are still predators of men, but not in the same sense.

>>13390958
Yeah, KC basically wrote the setting so that nobody could die a horrible death.
Or even a not-so-bad one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:00:30 2015 No.13390989 >>13390932 I guess that's fair enough. And if they don't like it they can work some off it off once they are released. But i'm sure that all of them will get a taste for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:00:37 2015 No.13390990 >You will never bunk with a chubby NEET Anubis who plays video games like DSP

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:00:48 2015 No.13390991 >>13390962 I know there's at least two other spanish speaking persons here so at least I wouldn't be alone. Sadly one of them is a fucking dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:01:04 2015 No.13390992 >>13390981 Not really. It's boring.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:01:32 2015 No.13390993

>>13390981
It is. The don't enjoy murdering humans, humans enjoy murdering humans. That means less husbands for them.

Now I'm imagining a bunch of married monstergirls getting blocked off from the training camps their husbands are in when they're desperate to see them.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:04:24 2015 No.13391000

>>13390993

Imagine the constant security breaches the Wurms would cause.

Then again men that had dragon wifes would probably be made into dragoons.

>You will never be combat engineers with your wurm wife digging intricate tunnel systems that lead behind enemy lines

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:06:04 2015 No.13391003 >>13390991 I am one of them. I don't think I'm a dick though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:11:54 2015 No.13391013 >>13390991 I can understand spanish can't speak it though.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:15:53 2015 No.13391024

>>13390989
Yep, although I do have a salamander that keeps coming back all the time.
She chased off a couple kikis and called the troll gardener names.
I always catch her, she always gets tossed out after I pump her full of milk, and she always comes back after burning it off.
She looked a wee bit chubbier last time she was here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:17:30 2015 No.13391027 >>13390797 Right, Isis! I remember now. That was a whole year ago...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:19:12 2015 No.13391033 >>13391024 You sure that she hasn't just fallen in love with you since you defeated her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:20:01 2015 No.13391036 >>13390990 >who plays video games like DSP Welp. You've done it anon. You've at last conceptualized an Anubis in a role that I simply cannot tolerate. Congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:20:02 2015 No.13391037 >>13391033 what is love? is it in the sky?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:23:14 2015 No.13391048 >>13391033 Couldn't be, it's technically traps that keep getting her. I'm sure she just wants to punch my face in as revenge at this point

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:24:05 2015 No.13391053 >>13390990 Anubis again? How original;

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:24:08 2015 No.13391054 >>13391037 No silly, it's food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:24:25 2015 No.13391057 >>13391036 >Why are these slaves so slow? Wait? I NEED overseers? >WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:26:00 2015 No.13391065 Is this monstergirl supposed to be felid or canid? http://i.imgur.com/Cuku9qW.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:27:03 2015 No.13391069 >>13391065 I'd say canid, due to the shape of the ears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:27:52 2015 No.13391075 >>13391037 no its a feeling deep inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:28:33 2015 No.13391077 >>13391065 Canid. Don't see those tufts inside the ears with cats. Usually it's associated with jackals or foxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:29:26 2015 No.13391083 >>13391048 I don't know man. She might just be in love with you, wanting to make lot's of daughteru's with you. Perhaps start considering becoming a family-milk-man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:29:58 2015 No.13391084 >>13391037 I'll tell you what it us, but you must first agree to not harm me any longer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:30:57 2015 No.13391088 >>13391065 Whatever she's supposed to be, she's getting her hair ruffled and her belly pat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:32:00 2015 No.13391096 >>13391069 >>13391077 Thanks, the bell-collar thing threw me off.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:35:20 2015 No.13391108

>>13391083
I'll bring up the question next time I see her. Currently I've got a damphir that just broke in.
Seems like she's just being an adventurer so maybe I'll let her off with only a little extra padding this time.
Ooooh, she's a Chuuni! I love them, we always have the best dialog exchanges

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:37:05 2015 No.13391119

>The Minotaur’s muscles bulge, hot breathy mist spilling from his beastly face as small red eyes burn with the flaming hatred of Hades
>The young adventurer falls flat on his ass as he trips in his haste to back away from the hulking monstrosity wielding the giant golden Labrys
>He skuttles his way out of the sacred chamber he just defiled, but he knows that he is still in the heart of the labyrinth.
>Death will still come, now that he's stirred it.
>"M-Monster…" He’d heard the legends, but didn’t believe them. Who would? Even dragons bow before madmen in naked aprons in this day and age
>Hot salty tears sting at his eyes as he waits for death to come from the beast
>"It's been a while since some one was fool enough to defile this place." As if to punctuate it, the giant crushes an ancient skull under hoof
>The scent of death is carried on the bone dust which reaches the young boy
>The Minotaur's voice rumbles, deep, imposing. "Stand. Are you a man, or a rabbit. Meet your death honorably"
>It waves a giant hand, "Come. Have the first blow. I haven't felt the aches of battle in such a long time. Well, not that your puny blade could scratch me. Come!"
>The boy curls up, sobbing now, and doesn't move an inch.
>The beast roars, "STAND LIKE A MAN AND FIGHT, OR I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A COWARD!"
>The rabbit flinches. That's it. The beast's magnanimity has run dry. His death comes.
>...
>"Hurry. Get up. Fight me."
>"Come oon."
>"Fight me. Do you crave men?"
>"Hurry hurry hurry!"
>"I-I, fucked your mother."
>"Yeah. Totally. I recognize you. I toootaly split your ancestors on my giant cock."
>"Come on. Fight me, man to man."
>Slowly, the boy raises his head to look at the Minotaur goading him from just within the chamber.
>Slowly, he stands up.
>"C-Can you... not move from there?"
>The beast halts.
>"W-what? O-Of course I can. Just letting you have the first hit."
>The boy leans down and picks up a small stone
>Hesitantly, he throws it at the beast's face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:37:17 2015 No.13391120 >>13391065 >http://i.imgur.com/Cuku9qW.png Everything on her looks like it's melting The chocolate werewolf cannot stand the heat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:37:55 2015 No.13391122 >>13391108 I'll leave you to it, be sure to make her believe that she has a chance to escape the healthening, should provide for some extra fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:38:51 2015 No.13391129 >>13391108 Be sure to report back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:39:47 2015 No.13391132 >>13391119 ...Go on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:40:36 2015 No.13391137 >>13391119 Little Theseus is about to get...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:41:24 2015 No.13391140 >>13391119 This dialogue confused me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:42:18 2015 No.13391145 https://youtu.be/lb8fWUUXeKM?t=39 >MFW Kit's golden reaction to reading his loli MG self getting snu-snu'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:42:36 2015 No.13391146 >>13391119 >the minotaur >his beastly face kindly fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:42:40 2015 No.13391148 >>13391140 >>13391137 It's a male minotaur taunting an adventurer to fight him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:43:55 2015 No.13391154 >>13391148 Oh, hello there, /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:44:48 2015 No.13391159 >>13391145 I'm surprised that Kit has a personality. >>13391148 Let me guess, the Demon Lord will come into power, turning the Minotaur into a cute monstergirl.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:46:02 2015 No.13391164

>>13391146
Shush, lets see where Anon takes his story.

>>13391159
>Let me guess, the Demon Lord will come into power, turning the Minotaur into a cute monstergirl.
Probably, just like that one where the P'Orcs turned into monster girls in the middle of a raid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:46:26 2015 No.13391166 >>13391145 >loli (implying female) >getting snu snu'd ...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:48:47 2015 No.13391173 >>13391164 alright but unless that minotaur grows tits in the next two posts I will have to repeat my statement

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:48:49 2015 No.13391174

>>13391159
>Let me guess, the Demon Lord will come into power, turning the Minotaur into a cute monstergirl.
That would be amusing. And really the only way the story would belong here. Unless it's already a female and just gets mistaken for a male via legends and such. Let us hope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:52:01 2015 No.13391189 >>13391166 http://pastebin.com/Y7qbEMnT

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:52:15 2015 No.13391191

>>13391119
>"Oi, cut that out you little shit."
>"So You really can't move from there. Huh. Why not?"
>The Minotaur's beard bristles in rage
>Then it's massive figure slumps in defeat.
>"Slut magic."
>"What?"
>"Slut magic. Happened centuries ago. Used to be a whole bunch of us. Something about this Labyrinth traps all magic. Drains it away, and this room is the safest."
>"What happens if you leave?"
>It sits down, standing its giant axe up as it crosses its legs.
>"My dumbass brother was the last. Tripped over his own feet after we saw the first adventurer in over a century."
>"...What happened?"
>The beast frowns.
>"Slut magic."
>The boy looks around, and takes note of the pulsing stones embedded in the walls, glowing faintly.
>Pulling a knife out, he reaches up and begins digging at the stones
>"Oi. What are you doing."
>"Dude." The knife slips in. "No, stop. That's fucked man."
>The boy moves onto the next stone.
>And the next
>The beast's roars grow fainter the further the boy tracks back through the labyrinth
>And could it be? Higher pitched?
>Hours later, the boy returns, backpack full of pulsing magic gems
>He barely gets to the inner sanctum, when a fist flies out of nowhere, and collects him.
>The monstrous force takes him by the head and launches him across the room
>"You jerk! What the fuck man?! Not cool!"
>The Minotaur's breasts swing with the motion of the punch.
>Wait.
>What.
>The boy rubs his throbbing face, and looks to the beast.
>What was once a monster is... well... still a monster. But much smaller. Still ripped, but the layer of fur is gone, replaced by bronzed skin, with a sheen of sweat, the massive twisted torc which once rested on its bicep now around the girl's slim waist like a kind of ornament, holding up what looks to be a tapestry, torn from the walls and wrapped around like a skirt.
>Her eyes are still red, and sufficiently pissed off, but more human now, the giant bovine snout gone in favor of a cute nose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:56:31 2015 No.13391204 >>13391191 I'm digging the crystals being able to revert Mamono to their original forms. Nicely done!

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:56:32 2015 No.13391205

>>13391191

>Male minotaur that never wanted to become a Monstergirl is forcefully transformed into one

Even though Monsterboys aren't really allowed here, that's a real fucking dick move. Guy didn't deserve that.

>inb4 somebody will want this plot to turn into sex anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:56:56 2015 No.13391207 >>13391191 >slut magic Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:56:58 2015 No.13391208 >>13391191 Called it, sorta at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:58:12 2015 No.13391212 >>13391204 >revert Mamono to their original forms Being monstergirls most likely not their original forms. >"Slut magic. Happened centuries ago. This implies that they were still normal minotaurs before the monstergirl-ization happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:58:41 2015 No.13391214 >>13391205 Literally no monster wanted to become a monster girl in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:59:29 2015 No.13391217 >>13391212 Jesus fuck anon can you read?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:01:54 2015 No.13391224 >>13391217 I can, but can you?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:01:59 2015 No.13391225

>>13391204
The gems prevented the succubization. They can't reverse it or his brother could had simply walked back into the room to turn itself back to his non-monster girl form.

>>13391212
>Being monstergirls most likely not their original forms.
>This implies that they were still normal minotaurs before the monstergirl-ization happened.
What?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:02:52 2015 No.13391226

>>13391191
>The mane from before is the only thing which remains, really, red and fiery
>Large breasts dominate her torso, a round layer of softness over the toned and sculted musculature of her abs. Her womanhood is obscured by the tapestry, but a slit down the side reveals a glistening trail which isn't quite sweat
>Her chest heaves as she takes deep ragged breaths, breathing much harder than a single punch should warrent.
>A hot flush clouds her cheeks, and there are glistening sapphire tears caught in the corner of her eyes, the golden labrys from before, discarded to the wayside, it's handle slick.
I'll have to continue this later if any one cares. I chose a really bad time and I gotta run now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:03:55 2015 No.13391231 >>13391226 Didn't realize how late it was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:04:29 2015 No.13391234 >>13391226 Sure, sounds like a plan to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:04:59 2015 No.13391236 >>13391226 Oh come on now...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:05:01 2015 No.13391237 >>13391225 He probably means that monstergirl form isn't the mino's original form.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:07:23 2015 No.13391246 >>13391214 But can you really say they're unhappy with how shit KC's worldbuilding is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:09:20 2015 No.13391251 >>13391214 The first generation didn't. The ones that were actually sentient anyways.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:09:30 2015 No.13391252

>>13391122
>>13391129
Ok, engaged in some banter, She claimed to be here to end my "Milk Terror" and then ran smack dab into the jinko twins.
They fought a bit, and she managed to down one of them, but she was going to be overwhelmed.
Opened a side door, she took it and, after shouting how she'd return to "end my dairy based tyranny" she fell right into the slime pit.
Long story short, I bound her, made a speech, gave her enough to go up a cup size or two and really fill out those leather pants before sending her off on a date with a baker I know.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:12:03 2015 No.13391260

>>13391226
>Take a man-monster's 'precious gems'.
>It turns into a girl.
Cruelly funny.

>>13391246
Brainwashing is brainwashing one way or another. It doesn't matter if you want it or not or if you're a monster turned monster-girl or a man turned husband; you'll end up liking it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:12:22 2015 No.13391261 >>13391252 >a baker I know. Ever thought of making some "special" eclairs for shits and giggles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:13:08 2015 No.13391265 >>13390071 Fuck yes. Fuck the normies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:14:58 2015 No.13391272 >>13391191 >>13391226 ESCAPE THE COW DO IT NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:15:25 2015 No.13391273 Oh look, we're the last thread on page 10. If someone makes a new thread this one will get deleted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:15:59 2015 No.13391274 >>13391273 I'll do it. NOBODY ELSE DO IT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:19:26 2015 No.13391288 >>13391274 Make it with a Grizzly. I was trying for a chain of the bears a few threads ago, and got two in a row, but it got messed up when the spammer pushed us off early.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:21:04 2015 No.13391293 >TFW Russia gets a translation of Lamia no Baai before everyone else I cheeki breeki, and I shiggy diggy.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:23:12 2015 No.13391300

>>13391261
Oh? Spiked cream? Have those everywhere in the kitchen.
Hold on, looks like the salamander is back and.....doesn't even look like she tried to burn anything off this time. More surprised the scale bikini fits her.
And....she's just laying down in front of the zombies, never saw that before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:25:07 2015 No.13391306 >>13391288 You sir have excellent tastes.

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