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Monster Girl Subject Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:25:19 2015 No.13391307 [Reply] [Original]

Do not play dead with a grizzly unless it has cubs!

Drama-free Monster Collection:
http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:26:01 2015 No.13391309 You actually did it. Thanks, bud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:26:49 2015 No.13391314 >>13391300 >spiked cream That sounds like it could be used for a lot of fun things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:26:58 2015 No.13391315 I want a Jinko to give me a belittling footjob after a sparring session where she kicked the crap out of me

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:27:03 2015 No.13391317
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WHY ARE YOU STILL LAYING THERE?!

Not so Drama-free other Collections:
http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770
https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:27:51 2015 No.13391320 >>13391317 Question: Why do people keeping linking the Mexican version of the blogspot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:27:52 2015 No.13391321 File: 280 KB, 700x969, -1.1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shirohebi are the master race.

ThunderBrother Mon Apr 27 17:28:38 2015 No.13391325
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Sorry for the delays, but here is the (rough draft) of Aviators Chapter 15, the last chapter:

http://pastebin.com/4x1cp9RE

If anyone has any comments or criticism about how things go down in this chapter I would love to hear it. This is the first novel-length piece of writing I have ever completed, and it was a pleasure writing it for you faggots. I have some ideas for an epilogue that will tie things up a bit better.

After a short break, I want to give Falling Leaves a reboot.

Also I'm slowly editing Aviators chapters while adding chapters of it to Touch Fluffy Tail: http://touchfluffytail.org/?author=49

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:29:36 2015 No.13391328 >>13391320 Eh. I missed that part of the link. Does your browser not auto-correct the URL extension?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:31:00 2015 No.13391335 >>13391321 This is a bear thread. Snakes just had their thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:31:15 2015 No.13391338 >>13391325 > Linking to Bob's shitty site And you were doing so well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:31:19 2015 No.13391339 File: 58 KB, 343x338, Sexing the waifu slightly more clean version.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tengu Love is still the best love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:33:34 2015 No.13391346 >>13391338 Sorry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:33:45 2015 No.13391347 >>13391328 No, take a look at it. >Blogspot.mx/?zx= >>13391325 You're finished already? Now I have to catch up on 7 chapters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:34:05 2015 No.13391349 File: 809 KB, 1057x1504, 4e336fa8ed1f0bb1ec4aaf9d004f4248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He prefers a monstergirl over a nice paladin girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:34:56 2015 No.13391352 File: 463 KB, 880x1280, Oneday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391335 That's okay anon. That cute Shirohebi will just be watching you from a distance. Always watching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:35:41 2015 No.13391354 File: 3.41 MB, 1000x2000, Yandere Shiro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391321

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:36:30 2015 No.13391357 >>13391354 Yanderes make my nipples go hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:36:31 2015 No.13391358 >>13391339 worst harpy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:36:57 2015 No.13391360 >>13391349 Paladins are dumb mean racists. Also they're extremely sexually repressed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:37:05 2015 No.13391362 >>13391338 What is it? Just a blog? Either way I've never once seen it linked here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:37:07 2015 No.13391364 >>13391352 >>13391354 She best know I'm watching her as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:37:08 2015 No.13391365 File: 362 KB, 1920x1080, Nagi hugging a bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your daughteru wouldn't rip her teddy bear, would she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:37:27 2015 No.13391368 >>13391307 >Get lost in the woods. >Trying to survive. >Run into a Bear Grill. >Better drink her piss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:37:57 2015 No.13391371 >>13391358 You take that back, you whore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:38:07 2015 No.13391372 >>13391307 Why does she look so sad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:38:25 2015 No.13391373 >>13391368 I bet it tastes like honey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:38:26 2015 No.13391374 >>13391349 Look at that ass, she's gonna become a Kakuen for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:38:40 2015 No.13391377 >>13391354 Wait that's a Shiro? I thought it was a Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:39:01 2015 No.13391379 >>13391362 It's just a blog. But since Bob posts his stuff there, it's evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:40:04 2015 No.13391383 File: 33 KB, 500x514, Tengu Waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391358 I know it's hard to spell but it's B-e-s-t.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:40:56 2015 No.13391388
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>>13391315

>'Stop'? How dare you ask anything of me, you sorry little sap. This is punishment for not even allowing me to break a sweat.
>Such a slovenly voice, almost like a girl's, do my pawpads really feel good on your dick like that?
>The only thing you're good for is that strong male scent built up between your legs, but I guess i've no choice but to help you release this pent up frustrations
>Kukuku... if I stroke it like a small animal you get weak in the knees, eh? Let's see how far we can push you, then.
>Come on now, see how long you can last. I may not be a 'soft' girl, but I know my way around your body well enough.
>What places to apply pressure, and what places to stro--
>-ke, Mm. Nice and strong reaction.
>You know, talking's a key part of these sort of activities. Go ahead and tell me what's happening
>Say 'Senpai is kneading my worthless cock between her paws'
>Tch, your cowper's gland is working overtime, I can feel your juices on my pads. You pervert.
>You've been staring at my crotch for a while now.
>Ha! How is it? To have your beloved senpai's ass in your face while I stroke your rock hard cock?
>Don't pretend you don't like this, i've seen you staring at it enough times during our morning jogs
>Go ahead, breathe in my smell to your heart's delight
>Kya! You came without permission, and you almost got it into my eye, you sorry little twerp.
>The only good thing about you is this sturdy cock.
>Moan all you want about being too sensitive, but we're not stopping until we cure you of these premature ejaculations
>You shitty quickshot kouhai

I need to stop getting distracted by silly things like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:41:18 2015 No.13391389 >>13391362 It's #tailpussy's attempt to make their own content-distribution site to compete with pastebin/tumblr/the blogs/etc. That's not even boogeymanning them either. The main players involved with the website are also heads of the channel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:41:20 2015 No.13391391 >>13391354 She shouldn't be clawing her pretty face up like that, I've told her I love her already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:41:42 2015 No.13391393 File: 227 KB, 531x750, 50067218_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >New Weresheep Thought this day would never come.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:42:37 2015 No.13391396 >>13391364 I just realized. Would the best way to deal with a yandere to act yandere yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:42:48 2015 No.13391397 >>13391393 Comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:42:52 2015 No.13391398 >>13391393 IT'S A MIRACLE SHE DOESN'T LOOK AWFUL

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:43:00 2015 No.13391399 >>13391365 Adorable!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:43:15 2015 No.13391401 >>13391393 Only monster born with spats on.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:43:54 2015 No.13391403

>>13391314
Oh, it is.
Once gave it to the pharaoh down the street as a "gift" after I told her I wasn't interested in swearing fealty to her.
She got so mad she mobilized all her forces.
First night I ever ran out of milk, too me three days to get through all the mummies, the pharaoh herself, and some really short Anubis that wouldn't stop cussing out the kikis.
Had a lot of fun with the last one, got a cake from the apophis down the lane afterwards, have it to the girls for all their hard work

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:44:12 2015 No.13391405 >>13391393 so is her wool actually just clothes, or how does she work? is she literally cosplay tier?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:44:50 2015 No.13391409 >>13391396 That's definitely how I'd deal with it. My feeling is that she'd freak out when I really turn it on and become a big submissive fluff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:44:58 2015 No.13391410 >>13391393 Eh, needs more fluff and pudge.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:45:18 2015 No.13391412
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>>13391364
She will smile and wave at you every time you look at her, but keep her distance since you told her to stay away. Is this what you truly want anon?

Oddly other Monstergirls seem to keep their distance from you. Like you are already taken. Those that do take interrest in you seem to back out quickly afterwards with various excuses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:45:49 2015 No.13391416 >>13391393 She looks like a b'aaaaaaad girl. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:46:51 2015 No.13391418 >>13391354 >>13391352 Yanderes are psychologically unstable and require rehabilitation to be able to live a normal, healthy life with or without you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:47:03 2015 No.13391419 >>13391388 No, do get distracted by these silly things. Unless you're making an undead story or something. >>13391393 Oh god. So good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:47:09 2015 No.13391420 >>13391403 Man you live a fun filled life huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:47:46 2015 No.13391426 >>13391405 Her wool is part of here and needs sheered off if she wants to remove it but I have no idea how the clothes get under it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:48:32 2015 No.13391428 >>13391412 She knows what the reward is for being a good girl and not scaring the people. Not gonna lie, it took a LOT of work to get her to be mentally stable enough for that. I'm proud of her though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:49:25 2015 No.13391433 >>13391307 >Turns out the cubs are yours

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:49:41 2015 No.13391435 >>13391393 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS DAY WOULD COME

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:50:12 2015 No.13391438 >>13391418 But I don't want her to leave me! I need to matter to someone! I need her to need me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:50:34 2015 No.13391441 File: 65 KB, 360x450, urca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391358 worst taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:51:12 2015 No.13391445 >>13391441 >literally just a human with wings on her back boring

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:51:38 2015 No.13391449 >>13391357 Yes, but you must make sure to run away before getting killed. Well, good luck running away from a shiro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:51:40 2015 No.13391450 >>13391393 She looks absolutely wonderfull. Would nuzzle and fall asleep together with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:51:51 2015 No.13391452 >>13391438 YOU'RE PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNSTABLE AS WELL! SUBMIT YOURSELF TO REHABILITATION ALONGSIDE HER OR BE FORCED TO DO SO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:52:12 2015 No.13391453 >>13391445 >not wanting to be able to hold hands with your waifu >not wanting to get hugged by your waifu >liking ugly bird talons

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:52:14 2015 No.13391455

>>13391420
It is, kind of Annoying when you wake up in the middle of the night cause some fresh out of the academy heroine wants to throw me out.
Don't they see the level requirements and open hours?
Had some little fireball of a hinezumi try it once at midnight, she yelled at the zombies and shouted at me.
Hooked her up to the tank and let it run for the night.
Didn't see her come around here again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:53:20 2015 No.13391459 >>13391445 Which is why I personally like the MGE version more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:53:26 2015 No.13391461 >>13391453 Why don't you just have a human waifu then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:53:33 2015 No.13391464 >>13391449 >yandere >getting killed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:53:36 2015 No.13391465 >>13391452 Never! Why is it a bad thing? Why do you want to take me away from the only person that ever loved me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:53:38 2015 No.13391466 >>13391412 I'd be cool with a yandere if it only extended so far as "I want to know everything about him. I want to make an altar in his honor." And that there's a legit reason why she's a yandere, like parental abuse, or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:53:49 2015 No.13391467 >>13391455 I'm sure he look on their faces as the milk kicks in makes it all worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:54:10 2015 No.13391468 >>13391461 human girls aren't tengus and don't have wings

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:54:41 2015 No.13391469 File: 131 KB, 910x1200, barometz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391393 It is the year of the sheep after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:56:35 2015 No.13391473 >>13391453 reevaluate your taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:57:50 2015 No.13391478 >>13391453 Talons are cute.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:58:07 2015 No.13391479

>>13391465
Your dependency to each other is unhealthy for both of you! You're addicted to each other!

What will happen when eventually one of you dies?!
Do you want your waifu to suffer eternally without you or have her kill herself because she can't stand living without you?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:58:55 2015 No.13391482 File: 26 KB, 300x300, flapping tengu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391453 >Not holding her talongs >Hating talons >Not wanting huge feather hugs

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:59:17 2015 No.13391483

>>13391354
>You will never a Shirohebi who turns out to be a battle sadomasochist
>Letting out erotic moans while cutting you up, and getting cut up in battle
>Even while she taunts you in the middle of the fight, she ever so gently cuts herself and licks the wound
I swear I'm not into guro. I just like the concept of battle sadomasochists

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:59:23 2015 No.13391484 It's my dream to be a Shirohebi psychologist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:59:52 2015 No.13391486 >>13391393 She looks wonderfully soft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:00:09 2015 No.13391487 File: 201 KB, 850x1205, Chuunivampire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391419 You're an incorrigible bastard to think that it's a good idea to keep distracting me from procrastinating. How fucking dare you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:00:28 2015 No.13391488 >>13391467 Meh, a little bit. It still tickles my heart when they enjoy it. That was just cathartic release. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see what is up with the salamander. I haven't had this happen before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:01:04 2015 No.13391489 >>13391488 Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:01:31 2015 No.13391491 >>13391484 >Thanks, Doc >I can now get back to being normal again, all thanks to you being in my life~ >Say, are you doing anything later? >W-WHAT?! DINNER WITH YOUR WIFE?! >H-HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:04:11 2015 No.13391499 >>13391491 What kind of shitty psychologist would tell someone with yandere issues that their married? Please anon, I'm not an idiot. Although wanting to help my Shirohebi waifu was what makes their psychology so interesting to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:04:51 2015 No.13391504 >>13391483 So what happens if you lose?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:05:34 2015 No.13391506

>>13391479

There's nothing wrong with being addict to each other, that just means that we love each other all the more.

If she died before me I would kill myself. I don't want to live in a world without her. I don't want to go back to that sad lonely existence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:05:35 2015 No.13391508 >>13391499 >She's so unstable she forgets she's your wife

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:05:39 2015 No.13391509

>>13391484
>You will never have to have 3 mandatory meetings with an embarrassed Shirohebi who's honestly only there because a dormmate thought she was stalking him
>When in actuality, she was knocking on the window because she was trying to wake her own roommate to let her in the room
>And it was the wrong window

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:06:13 2015 No.13391513 >>13391487 >Uncle Maximoff Hee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:06:28 2015 No.13391514 >>13391504 You die and she eats your carcass after sexing with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:06:29 2015 No.13391515 >>13391445 Higher ranking tengu are like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:07:48 2015 No.13391520 >>13391504 She sub-classes in white magic. You wake up all fixed up, save for a heart shape carved on your chest--her invitation to play with her again at a later point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:08:14 2015 No.13391523 File: 253 KB, 831x1204, DEMI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391513 It gets better.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:09:24 2015 No.13391526

>>13391491
Why are yanderes always depicted as murderously selfish and jealous?

I want to see a yandere who is obsessed with a man who is already happily married to his waifu. She can't bear herself to kill his wife because she knows that would destroy the man she loves, and she understands that the only thing for her to do is to try and seduce him and remove anyone who might disrupt their crazy love triangle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:10:09 2015 No.13391528 >>13391508 That doesn't make much sense for a yandere... >>13391509 Poor girl. I hate it when stereotypes screw with those who they don't apply to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:12:28 2015 No.13391537 File: 807 KB, 636x900, Lady of Terror.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"The Heavens have fallen, Champion of Sanctuary" >"And the last thing you'll hear" >"Is my loins crashing into yours"

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:14:33 2015 No.13391543

>>13391526
>Why are yanderes always depicted as murderously selfish and jealous?
Because that's what a yandere is.
>She can't bear herself to kill his wife because she knows that would destroy the man she loves
Then she's not a yandere, just a homewrecker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:15:20 2015 No.13391547 File: 19 KB, 200x448, Dark_Elf_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now Prisoner 24601! Your time is up and your paroles begun! You know what that means!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:15:53 2015 No.13391552 >>13391526 >Why are yanderes always depicted as murderously selfish and jealous? I blame that bitch with pink hair. I forgot her name. Every time I read about a yandere killing her lover I die a little inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:15:54 2015 No.13391553 >>13391526 What about a yandere that decides that he deserves to have both his wife and her? God help his wife if she ever tries to leave him if that happened?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:15:58 2015 No.13391554

>>13391526
A little while ago there was the idea of a Shirohebi with a voyeuristic pseudo-NTR fetish.

She sees a guy, imagines this whole lovey-dovey life with him, then gets off by stalking and spying on him living a happy life in a relationship with a girl who's not her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:16:17 2015 No.13391556 >>13391547 Of course. It means I'm free~!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:17:39 2015 No.13391562 >>13391547 Does it mean there will be no more private rehabilitation sessions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:17:40 2015 No.13391563 >>13391552 It's Yuno Gasai, and yes. She was indeed a shit. Her Other Dimension Self at the very end of the manga was mellowed out, though. She was alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:18:13 2015 No.13391567 >>13391547 Time to get a job and be a productive member of society?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:19:05 2015 No.13391569

>Anon is 13, his mother has cancer
>His father died when he was 4
>The chemo treatments are eating through their savings and Anon's mother is thinking about stopping the treatments so that he won't be penniless if she dies anyways
>Anon is determined to save his mother and tries to find a place willing to let him work
>Everyone turns him away because of his age until he finds a restaurant run by a Dragon
>He begs her to let him work, and after thinking about it for a while she decides to let him work under the table as a dishwasher, since her old one just quit
>Anon is there from open to close every day during the summer, even though she tells him he can take days off
>The Dragon, and the girls working there, are all impressed with Anon's dedication and they all end up mothering him a bit
>The end of the summer finally comes and Anon is devastated, he's only made $5,000, just barely enough to cover another few months of treatment co-pays
>He goes home to sleep, and when he wakes up he decides to skip school and visit his mother when she goes in for chemo
>When he gets there, he hears laughter coming from the room his mother is in
>Peeking in to investigate, he sees his mother sitting there with three of the girls from the restaurant, and they're all laughing and telling stories about him
>It turns out everyone was so impressed with Anon that they all decided they'd start pooling their money to help pay, telling him to save the money he made so he can take his mother on a trip once she's cancer free
>His mother ends up making a full recovery, and 6 years later Anon's mother sits with the girls from the restaurant, all of them beaming with pride as Anon marries the Hinezumi chef's daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:19:12 2015 No.13391570 >>13391553 A yandere sharing does not look like a yandere at all. At least to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:20:22 2015 No.13391577 File: 260 KB, 768x776, 1427472194984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] chuff chuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:20:45 2015 No.13391578 >>13391570 It's not that she's sharing. It's that his wife belongs to him, and since he belongs to her that means his wife belongs to her too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:21:44 2015 No.13391583 >>13391578 So the yandere is the wife and the old wife, ¿a toy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:21:47 2015 No.13391584 File: 251 KB, 891x1200, 1422377713702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hairjob woo woo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:23:32 2015 No.13391590 >>13391578 Then she's a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:23:42 2015 No.13391592 >>13391469 I want a Barometz to DJ at my party!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:23:42 2015 No.13391593 >>13391584 I want to brush her hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:23:48 2015 No.13391595 >>13391583 More like she fucks the old wife the same way she'd masturbate while wearing his underwear on her head. She's covered in his scent as it were.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:23:51 2015 No.13391596 >>13391569 HNNNNNGH

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:25:34 2015 No.13391599 >>13391577 >You will ever watch Jinko cuddle aggressively with a P'Orc who doesn't want it https://youtu.be/3G3UdhMnskM?t=1m28s

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:25:58 2015 No.13391601 >>13391569 Quite cute indeed.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:26:30 2015 No.13391605

>>13391489
Well, now I'm going to get married apparently. Reminds me of when my cousin had that oomukade break in and drink all his stock.
Have some nice twins, if a little chubby.
Looks like I'll need to become a family man and let the next guy in line take over.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:26:45 2015 No.13391606

>>13391543
>>13391570
Yanderes are described as seemingly normal and nice, but secretly psychotically crazy and sometimes violent.
No one ever said who they had to be violent specifically because of their feelings of love, it could be completely unrelated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:26:47 2015 No.13391607 >>13391584 Who'd give the better hairjob, a Kejourou or a Medusa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:27:04 2015 No.13391609 >>13391577 >>13391599 >Or have a strict Jinko master who decides to take you under her wing in the martial arts >But only after throwing you off a cliff and watching as you climb back up with nothing but sheer willpower

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:27:09 2015 No.13391610 >>13391599 That's not cuddling. That's not cuddling at all!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:27:42 2015 No.13391615 >>13391605 I hope the next guy in line is as fun as you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:28:05 2015 No.13391618 >>13391610 I mean, you're right. It's not. But let's say it is...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:28:34 2015 No.13391621 >>13391606 Actually I think it's called a yangire when it's not about love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:29:18 2015 No.13391623 >>13391354 She doesn't need to do that, it will ruin her beautiful face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:29:47 2015 No.13391625 >>13391584 >hair prostate stimulation woo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:30:50 2015 No.13391631 >>13391599 >"I'll teach you to attack Anon's village! Hyah!" >chuffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:31:02 2015 No.13391632 >>13391393 It's a good thing I'm Welsh, so she's a step up from the sheep I usually fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:31:49 2015 No.13391635 >>13391606 Not wanting to share does not mean she's violent

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:32:23 2015 No.13391637 >>13391632 >fuck >not shag I don't believe you're a true Welsh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:33:32 2015 No.13391644 >>13391607 Kejourou obviously. It's their thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:34:43 2015 No.13391647 >>13391393 She looks so soft and comfy. Being a farmhand must be the best job ever.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:34:55 2015 No.13391648

>>13391621
The 'dere' types have never made much sense to me.
Just describe your characters using regular literary tropes and not otaku fandom terminology.

>>13391635
I didn't say that. I said she could be violent without being jealous, but I guess that would make her a yangire, like >>13391621 points out. Again, I don't like using 'dere' terminology.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:35:12 2015 No.13391650 >>13391523 I keep forgetting this artists name despite the fact I've looked at his stuff before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:36:17 2015 No.13391657 File: 101 KB, 1920x250, MG Farm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391647 It is, but it's very hard work, are you prepared to put the hours in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:36:37 2015 No.13391661 >>13391615 Who knows? Anyway, I've got a honeymoon with a rather plump salamander to go on. I'll leave the kikis in charge till the new guy shows up. Next group is a bunch of Cait Sith and a familiar so he can't do too poorly

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:37:19 2015 No.13391665 >>13391647 >Holstaurs >Weresheep >Keeping the Kitsune out of the chickenharpy coop. It sure is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:38:20 2015 No.13391671 >>13391661 Well good luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:39:10 2015 No.13391676 >>13391547 Can I spend just one day more with you? I'm not ready for life on the outside... And my neck feels cold without the collar on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:39:50 2015 No.13391679 >>13391372 the honey is not getting rid of that empty feeling inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:41:06 2015 No.13391685 >>13391569 That would have never been a problem if you lived in a country with a working healthcare system. This is an America only type of first world problem.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:41:28 2015 No.13391690
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>>13391665
>Smug fox walks in.
>"Hey buddy, do you mind if I borrow one of your chickens?"
>Bends over to grab one of them.
>You leap in and restrain her with your farmhand strength.
>"Let me goooooo! I want a chickeeeennnn!" She whines.

These foxes never learn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:42:06 2015 No.13391694 >>13391595 That sounds hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:43:26 2015 No.13391700 >>13391665 But kitsunes are not wild monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:44:26 2015 No.13391703 >>13391690 I will punish her over my lap with the full strength of my open palm! Nobody steals my chickens!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:44:38 2015 No.13391704 >>13391690 I'd maybe let her have a chicken once in a while but she'd have to do something really special for me in return.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:44:51 2015 No.13391705 >>13391657 What crazy farmer has Cockatrice girls on his farm?! What do the P'Orcs provide?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:45:29 2015 No.13391710 >>13391700 That's what they want you to think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:46:02 2015 No.13391714 >>13391690 I won't let her take a chicken, but I will have her play with my cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:46:36 2015 No.13391715 >>13391705 P'Orcs provide P'Ork.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:47:21 2015 No.13391718 >>13391705 P'Orcs eat anything and everything. They're the Tiger sharks of the land

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:47:23 2015 No.13391719 >>13391605 >>13391661 Have fun with your Salamander anon. Don't forget to drink 3 glasses of Holstaur milk a day!

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:47:33 2015 No.13391720

>>13391648
It's not that hard to make sense of them really.

"Dere" simply is taken to mean love or affection, and then a prefix which describes another major personality trait. Tsun is cold as in apparent dislike, kuu is cold as in emotionless, yan is crazy, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:49:13 2015 No.13391723 >>13391704 like taking you out for a movie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:49:34 2015 No.13391724 >>13391718 Yes and? They're a living waste disposal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:49:47 2015 No.13391726 >>13391720 Yan isn't really crazy, just devoted Really devoted

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:50:48 2015 No.13391729 >>13391724 Pretty much. If man didn't eat pigs, their main purpose would just be to eat leftovers

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:50:49 2015 No.13391730 Your daughteru's first word is "Firefuck!" Do you scold her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:51:09 2015 No.13391733 >>13391723 If the movie is the kind of movie that can make her all hot in her bits then sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:52:09 2015 No.13391736 >>13391730 >"Honey, it's firetruck. Where's your brother?" >"Where's that son of a bitch that thought it'd be funny to teach her how to say a swear word?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:52:49 2015 No.13391739 >>13391730 She won't learn anything if you just scold her. No, you gotta teach her the difference. Personally I like to take a very hands on approach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:52:50 2015 No.13391740 >>13391730 She's a Hellhound. It can't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:53:04 2015 No.13391741 >>13391730 I'd ask her if she's been playing with that pair of delinquents, the 2nd grader Hellhound and Salamander. No doubt they're to blame for corrupting my innocent Anubis daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:53:20 2015 No.13391742 >>13391726 Yan can also be a shorting of "Yankee", describing a delinquent girl. Though lately I've seen simply "Thugdere" more often.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:54:11 2015 No.13391746 >>13391730 No, but I'm buying a ball gag for salamander waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:54:47 2015 No.13391748 >>13391720 Yeah, but all the dere types are seemingly sweet on the inside and 'insert flavor of choice' on the outside, while yandere and yangire are the inverse, sweet on the outside and ax-crazy on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:54:53 2015 No.13391749 >>13391719 She will. As will the daughterus

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:55:01 2015 No.13391751 >>13391746 >Implying you didn't already have one Anon come on now...

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:55:30 2015 No.13391753

>>13391690
It's important to discipline your Foxes. Or they'll start taking liberties, like flirting with you, or shearing their names into your Weresheeps.

A bunch of no good delinquents. But after some spanking they might grow up to be charming young ladies who can cook for the farmhands with their specialty fried tofu dishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:56:02 2015 No.13391755 >>13391741 >Those two They were suspended for putting icy hot in the principal's underwear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:56:22 2015 No.13391758 >>13391742 Yankee is just a delinquent. Thugdere is a delinquent/tough girl with a soft side. You know, like chocolates that have a hard exterior but a soft and creamy interior

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:56:28 2015 No.13391759 >>13391730 Wonder how she got into my Redhead porn collection. Then teach her it's firetruck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:57:55 2015 No.13391767 File: 1.45 MB, 1200x848, 01b65c16aa0b630639044e62abb4291e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG, STRONG WAIFUS GETTING SPANKED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:59:12 2015 No.13391772 >>13391767 How would you effectively spank a Lamia? To me it seems like her butt-scales would provide too much armor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:59:36 2015 No.13391774 >>13391751 She only has one mouth, and I already had a ring gag. It just didn't seem necessary at the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:59:50 2015 No.13391776 >>13391679 Goddammit. >[ ] Don't hug >[X] Hug

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:00:08 2015 No.13391780

>>13391748
Yandere isn't necessarily crazy, just, well, crazy in love with you. Devoted to you and only you, gets jealous when she sees others flirt with you. Usually won't kill. Usually. More of a stern, STERN, warning to anyone that tries to break you up. Very stern. Like a boat
Yangire on the other hand, is crazy. Borderline. Will kill anyone close to you just so it's the both of you. Will even kill you too so she can have you all for herself. Hell, double suicide comes to mind

Know the difference. It'll save your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:00:46 2015 No.13391781 >>13391772 What's the equivalent of a spanking for tits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:01:28 2015 No.13391782 >>13391774 You pass this time. >>13391781 Spanking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:01:33 2015 No.13391784 >>13391767 What MGs are best to spank?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:01:59 2015 No.13391789 >>13391784 Scylla and Wights

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:02:30 2015 No.13391792 >>13391781 Nipple-twisters. Warning: may arouse rather than discipline

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:02:30 2015 No.13391793 >>13391784 Baphomets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:02:33 2015 No.13391794 >>13391772 >Have a Ryu waifu. >Get a little intoxicated one night. >Feel a little frisky. >Slap her where you assume her butt would be. >Oh God, what have I done?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:03:11 2015 No.13391797 >>13391784 Cheshire's

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:03:17 2015 No.13391798 File: 128 KB, 716x1024, 1403582160419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391767 PLAY THAT ONI BUTT LIKE A PAIR OF BONGOS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:04:12 2015 No.13391806 >>13391758 Yes, Yankee is just a delinquent. Yan[kee]dere though, is the same as Thugdere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:04:23 2015 No.13391807 >>13391794 Oh god RIP you. Ryu's are also one of my top favorites. You gotta be smarter than that anon... I hope she doesn't break you too much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:04:26 2015 No.13391808 >>13391794 > butt-slap the reverse scale Farewell Anon We barely knew ye

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:04:39 2015 No.13391810 File: 226 KB, 788x1200, Ooo-eee-ooo-ah-ah-tingtang-wallawallabingbang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391784 The newest member of the smug squad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:05:07 2015 No.13391814 >>13391806 I actually remember a series that used yandere that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:05:19 2015 No.13391816 >>13391810 I want to spank the monkey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:05:34 2015 No.13391819 >>13391730 I'm sure it's just her mispronouncing Firetruck. Teeth still coming in and all. Gentle corrections and such. >>13391741 Anubis Daughterus a best, yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:05:57 2015 No.13391823 >>13391794 >>13391807 >>13391808 How would you deal with a Ryu who got her reverse scale touched?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:06:03 2015 No.13391824 >>13391806 Yeah. Thus why they decided to just name it as Thugdere since some could get confused with Yandere and Yan[kee]dere Though, it's also used as a joke for that exact reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:06:12 2015 No.13391826 >>13391808 I wonder if anyone has died from touching the reverse scale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:06:20 2015 No.13391827 >>13391767 No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:07:04 2015 No.13391830 >>13391826 Depends on what scaled MG's RS you touched It's all fun and games before you accidentally flick a Wurms switch

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:07:57 2015 No.13391833 >>13391823 I don't think she would give me much choice in the matter. Benis in vagina for three days of rain-making cloud-sex, is I believe the usual result.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:08:10 2015 No.13391834 >>13391826 >Some kid kancho's a Ryu >She can't control herself >RIP kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:08:12 2015 No.13391835 >>13391824 Indeed so. >>13391814 SoL Gag manga with a little super-strong blonde girl, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:08:13 2015 No.13391836 >>13391823 I mean, what can you do? Besides accept your fate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:08:35 2015 No.13391838 File: 128 KB, 858x800, 1423178691216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391810 I feel like I'm the only one that prefers vanilla edits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:09:35 2015 No.13391841 >>13391838 As much as I like delicious brown Yeti's, vanilla yeti looks much more cuddly for some raisin

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:10:13 2015 No.13391843 >>13391833 This is why Quetz-chan is better. She goes for five days

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:11:08 2015 No.13391846 >>13391838 I'll be honest, I find most of the recolour edits unappealing, but white chocolate yeti is scrumptious. I would lick her all day. ALL DAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:11:15 2015 No.13391847 >>13391838 I like them, but not for her. Never for a Yeti. They are perfect as is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:11:51 2015 No.13391849 >>13391847 A brown arctic girl doesn't make sense though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:12:07 2015 No.13391852 >>13391838 I prefer my Yeti's brown. I wouldn't say no though, mostly because I'd probably be on top of a freezing mountain. How would Yeti's react to a woman who is lost in the mountains?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:12:46 2015 No.13391853 >>13391833 I thought the three days in the heavens was just if the land needed it. I feel like reverse scale funtimes would be much longer and more intense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:12:53 2015 No.13391854 >>13391852 Irrelevant I'm kidding

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:13:28 2015 No.13391857 File: 1.04 MB, 1061x1500, 49362210_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:13:46 2015 No.13391860 >>13391849 Never seen real Eskimos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:13:52 2015 No.13391861 >>13391843 That just means she's weaker and more inefficient. Ryu master race.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:13:58 2015 No.13391862 File: 202 KB, 754x900, 1423876320529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391849 So do vanilla Persian girls.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:14:13 2015 No.13391867
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>>13391690
>Lift up the small Fox Girl as she thrashes around in your arms.
>"Let me go you big dummy!"
>She sinks her teeth into your arm.
>Flinch, but retain your grip.
>She flails about, throwing a tantrum, banging on your chest with her tiny hands.
>Take her inside.
>"What are you doing you idiot?! Release me!"
>Bend her over your leg and pull down her pants and panties.
>"W-What?"
>Give a firm spank, causing her ass to jiggle, all the stolen chickens she ate has gone to her thighs a little bit.
>"Wah!"
>Spank her again and again, tears start to come out of her eyes. Her rear is now bright red.
>Pull up her pants and shove her out the door without saying a word.
>She walks back to the forest, glaring at you with little hate-filled fox eyes while she massages her sore rear end.
>She won't learn her lesson for long though, chances are you'll see her again in a month or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:14:37 2015 No.13391868 >>13391857 Is it just me, or is this posted every damn thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:14:55 2015 No.13391870 >>13391843 >Ryu and Quetzacotl fighting over a guy >Storms everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:15:02 2015 No.13391871 File: 79 KB, 497x1024, 1422824103005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391847 Damn straight they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:15:24 2015 No.13391872 >>13391854 Is it? Alright. This is a joke too

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:15:31 2015 No.13391874 >>13391861 BIG. MEATY. CLAWS. >>13391870 I like that this is a thing now. Someone write it already

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:16:26 2015 No.13391880 >>13391868 everything is posted every thread nothing changes and when we do get something new don't worry because you'll see it again and again and again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:16:41 2015 No.13391882 >>13391868 Its just you.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:17:51 2015 No.13391887

>>13391849
Shit don't need to make sense to be great, friend. Making sense helps, yeah, but it isn't needed.

>>13391852
Probably just keep warm with hugs and guide back to civilization. They only react romantically to actual dicks, but I doubt their caring nature would be pushed aside.

>>13391857
True sadness. I was tempted to use the image before you could, since people seem to be getting salty about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:18:12 2015 No.13391889 File: 196 KB, 689x1000, Cherry Snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391846 I like Cherrysnakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:18:21 2015 No.13391890 >>13391874 >The storms grow more violent and cause stress to people living in the town >When they realize that the pair are fighting over a guy that storm to his place where he's hiding and force him out and make him choose so it stops already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:18:33 2015 No.13391891 >>13391882 So, if I go to the archives, I won't find this exact pic/text combination? Because I'm sure I will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:19:49 2015 No.13391899 >>13391887 >Probably just keep warm with hugs and guide back to civilization I would have said they'd turn them into Yetis to save them. But your idea sounds more likely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:20:38 2015 No.13391902 >>13391890 I imagine it more that the Ryu would be soothing rain while the Quetz would be happy sunshine. If anything, the local farmers don't know whether to tell him off or thank him for their latest record-breaking harvest

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:20:48 2015 No.13391904 >>13391889 I could go for blueberry snake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:21:37 2015 No.13391908 File: 2.54 MB, 1400x1662, 1429911603278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tfw when you call an Oni "cute" to her face.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:22:12 2015 No.13391911

>>13391868

>complains about a single threadly post
>on a thread where the same shit gets repeated ad nauseum every day

Yeah its annoying, but that also applies to half the thread and its one post. I'm getting tired of the guy spamming anubis stuff constantly, he's getting worse than bob and his tailpussy obsession.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:22:37 2015 No.13391913 >>13391904 I thought that said blueberry shake. Now I'm craving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:24:39 2015 No.13391919 >>13391899 I never even thought of that. That might be likely if the storm is bad enough, which is possible in a lot of areas, but yeah, I think them guiding them back would be more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:24:54 2015 No.13391921 File: 89 KB, 734x862, How original.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391911 >its one post I know...every damn time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:25:43 2015 No.13391923 >>13391919 Maybe in extreme circumstances where the woman is near death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:26:11 2015 No.13391927 >>13391921 Same with the holstaurus thing, it doesn't annoy me half as much as the endless cycle of angry shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:27:20 2015 No.13391933 >>13391927 I really just want to know the purpose of this nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:27:32 2015 No.13391936 >>13391902 and then when the guy makes his pick the villagers thank the Ryu and Quetz for the harvest but they have no idea what they're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:28:39 2015 No.13391941 >>13391921 Are you new? There are a few threadly posts, it isn't just that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:29:21 2015 No.13391945 >>13391349 Would corrupt and take responsibility

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:30:51 2015 No.13391949 >>13391933 No idea, but don't worry. I'm sure we'll be back on track shitposting about femdom/maledom and that one guy endlessly talking about lego anubis soon. Just like all the other threads before this one. Why the hell can't I leave?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:30:59 2015 No.13391950 >>13391927 This. I view it as more of that "every day until you like it" shit from way back. Except it's every thread instead of every day. Rather have that than people bitching or being angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:31:27 2015 No.13391951 >>13391941 Yes, complaing about threadly posts obviously makes me new. You've done it again, Holmes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:32:24 2015 No.13391959 >>13391949 I don't know. If you don't like it here anymore then take a break. Come back in a month or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:32:48 2015 No.13391960 >>13391950 I dunno, at least the bitching has the potential to be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:33:46 2015 No.13391965 >>13391960 We just retread the same old ground every time though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:33:47 2015 No.13391966 My love for my Paladin waifu is eternal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:34:44 2015 No.13391970 File: 690 KB, 900x1200, GazerMGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391949 >Why the hell can't I leave? Because to suffer here is the only way to dull the greater pain that monstergirls will never be real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:35:12 2015 No.13391973 >>13391965 But not word for word. So it's still "better" in my book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:35:22 2015 No.13391974 What happens if I don't "love the maid", as they say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:36:37 2015 No.13391983 >Still no Lanternon update Damn. At least Penywise has been active lately, it would be a shame if they both went quiet. They're probably the only good writefags we have left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:37:23 2015 No.13391987 >>13391941 OC posts: > FUCK YOU STOP WASTING IMAGES "Threadly posts:" > lol shut up newfag

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:38:42 2015 No.13391994

>>13391973

Eh, the pokemon Holst thing has been around muh, much longer than the lich post. I think it stretches back to the /a/ days, and no one really complained about it. I just see it as part of the threads, just like how SLUT ENHANCED used to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:39:53 2015 No.13392000 >>13391987 Who the hell tells people to stop posting OC? Its just the trolls doing that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:40:34 2015 No.13392003 >>13391994 And I've complained about it then, I will continue to do so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:41:16 2015 No.13392009 >>13391983 I like a couple, but Penywise, Harblador and PRW are the only ones I really read now, aside from the occasional one-off stories that get posted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:41:30 2015 No.13392012 >>13391987 Fucking this. This threadly breafteeding holstaurus and the lich post things are really fucking annoying. The slowpoke guy was already a bother back in the /a/ days.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:45:03 2015 No.13392025
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I want Anubis to lay me over her knees, pull my pants down and use her big, meaty paws to spank my ass raw, each strike causing my body to jerk and thrust my penis in between her soft, tan thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:45:32 2015 No.13392030 >>13392012 Why does he use Slowpoke? At least the lich thing uses an on topic image

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:46:42 2015 No.13392035 >>13392025 Are you being punished for being a disobedient slave?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:46:52 2015 No.13392037 >>13392030 Because he's just as retarded as one and still hasn't realized his shit has become pointless and irritating by now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:50:11 2015 No.13392055 >>13392012 They're just two posts in a thread of thousands. If anything I'm fed up with >>13392025 because they're getting to manticore levels of over saturation now. Fuck, I'd even discuss matangos right now, just something new for once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:54:07 2015 No.13392075 >>13392025 You. You are well and truly, mah nigga. Cause that sounds all kinds of wonderful.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:58:28 2015 No.13392097

>>13392025

Urrrrgh. Anubis is so haughty and full of herself. I like strong monstergirls but there's a part of me that would, not want an Anubis waifu to be a "sub" exactly, but to contrast her behavior during intimate moments.

During the the day, she's her arrogant, commanding self. But when it's just you and her at the end of the day? She melts into putty in your hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:01:28 2015 No.13392111 We could always talk about slimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:02:29 2015 No.13392119 >>13392111 But they're slimy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:03:30 2015 No.13392123 File: 736 KB, 900x1200, 58e81f80e0d803d673df1fd17d729242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392111 I agree. Simplicity is a beautiful thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:03:38 2015 No.13392124 File: 406 KB, 442x600, 1425726415792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Abominations are cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:03:49 2015 No.13392125 >>13392111 I'd a slime. Gonna fuck her heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:04:58 2015 No.13392131 >>13392124 Hey, Tsumugi is not an abomination.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:05:14 2015 No.13392133 >>13392097 Yeah, that's why Ryu are the only dragons I find attractive at all. The personality change when alone. >>13392124 I still need to read that. The stuff I've seen of her is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:06:09 2015 No.13392140 File: 281 KB, 817x1000, 1406149958937.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392111 Finally, a man who talks sense. What do slimes eat besides semen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:06:30 2015 No.13392144 >>13392119 But slime is olev. >>13392123 Oh that's a new one I haven't seen. Very nice pic. >>13392125 But she has a core not a heart. Cores > hearts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:06:38 2015 No.13392146 File: 210 KB, 1600x691, Know the difference.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392131

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:07:48 2015 No.13392151 >>13392111 I want to feed a slime holstaur milk and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:07:59 2015 No.13392152 >>13392140 Anything they want. They can eat everything that humans can eat and including stuff that humans can't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:08:30 2015 No.13392157 >>13392140 anything and everything i would think if we've learned anything from suu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:10:07 2015 No.13392164 >>13392151 I wonder about that too. It's not like they get healthier because they can be a healthy as they want at will. Maybe it could increase their mass quicker allowing for more rapid reproduction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:11:20 2015 No.13392171 >>13392140 Human flesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:11:23 2015 No.13392173 >>13392151 >>13392164 It makes their slime slightly more opaque and causes them to lactate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:11:35 2015 No.13392174 File: 426 KB, 640x480, ev_name2_ha01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392111 >>13392119 >>13392123 >>13392125 >>13392140 >>13392144 >>13392151 >>13392152 >>13392157 Can Slug-girls get in on the slime love?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:11:37 2015 No.13392175 >>13392164 I'd say they become more viscous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:12:27 2015 No.13392177 >>13392174 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:12:57 2015 No.13392179 >>13392173 Nice. I want to test the effects of Holstaur milk on all monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:12:58 2015 No.13392180 >>13392174 I imagine Slug Girls would be a problem in your garden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:13:17 2015 No.13392183 >>13392164 > slime and holstaurus become friends for some reason > slime helps out when holst's breasts get too full and heavy > eventually she splits > baby slime calls both of them "mama"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:13:20 2015 No.13392185 File: 143 KB, 342x423, 1430004980743.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392174 your entitled to your opinion anon but im not a fan of slug girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:13:56 2015 No.13392189 >>13392174 Are they hermaphrodites?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:14:42 2015 No.13392192 >>13392173 But they can already lactate water. Would just lactate out the amount of milk you just fed them? >>13392175 Interesting possibility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:14:58 2015 No.13392193 >>13392174 Slimes are made of delicious jelly, slugs are made of mucus. I'd rather we not talk about the snot women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:15:43 2015 No.13392198 >>13392183 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:18:52 2015 No.13392207 >>13392192 Would they*. Jeez, I'm sounding like a primate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:19:01 2015 No.13392208 >>13392189 >Not sure how a "Yes" or a "No" answer will affect your answer. They can be whatever you'd like, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:21:50 2015 No.13392214 >>13392208 That's the wrong answer

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:22:13 2015 No.13392216 >>13392208 It won't affect my answer. I'm one of those Anons okay with futa. I'm just curious because I heard Luka got fucked in a slug gangbang. That pic made me suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:23:14 2015 No.13392217 >>13392214 Aw, man. And he really hedged his bets with that one too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:23:46 2015 No.13392218 File: 425 KB, 1134x1101, 1430180626027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392111 I love slimes, and I love the idea of a slime who's an audiophile

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:25:18 2015 No.13392221 >>13392218 I play guitar and would love to see how different chords make slimes vibrate as they crowd around my amp.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:25:50 2015 No.13392223

>>13392097
So you want a Haughty girl who's really sweet to her lover, but not a sub? That sounds very reasonable.

Like a Dragon Girl who's big, tough, and powerful, and proud of it but spoils her husbando by buying him all kinds of fancy things, holding him tightly, and talks about how amazing and wonderful he is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:27:43 2015 No.13392229 >>13392146 Tsumugi is a sweet girl who just wants to protect her friends and spend time with Tanikaze. If she survives her injuries, it's going to kill her to find out Tanikaze was NTR'd by Kobayashi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:30:49 2015 No.13392239 >>13391349 I want her to sit on my face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:33:29 2015 No.13392252 >>13391445 >Anon wants to be hardcore but his waifu won't let him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:34:39 2015 No.13392258 >>13392216 I guess that depends on your definition of "fucked" is. It looks like he wasn't penetrated by them, but he was basically wrapped up in their "dicks," like some kind of flowery blanket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:37:45 2015 No.13392272 >>13391730 >first word >implies baby >scolding a baby For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:39:33 2015 No.13392279 >>13391349 I want to slay monsters with her as a legendary battle couple.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:39:42 2015 No.13392280
File: 198 KB, 1280x1007, 1403486775228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you get a monster girl.

Got one? Okay.

She is a very wealthy noblewoman, with royal blood. You are her stalwart manservant, butler and caretaker.

What kind of lifestyle does your lady live? Is she a billionaire playgirl? A refined duchess? Or a tyrannical empress? And more importantly, what is your daily routine in taking care of her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:39:47 2015 No.13392281 >>13392258 I saw that pic. It was like a big, glowing flower with Luka in the center of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:39:53 2015 No.13392282 >>13392223 This I can see very easily. Dragons treat their husbandos as their most prized treasures, after all. It's only right to make sure such a treasure is well-treated, and that everyone knows how proud you are to have it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:40:22 2015 No.13392283 >>13391871 UGLY! SO SINFULLY UGLY! I WANT TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SMASH YOUR COMPUTER AND PHONE YOU STUPID FUCK! GET YOUR EYES CHECKED YOU FUGLY CHASING FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:41:53 2015 No.13392285 >>13392280 >Chief God Well shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:42:25 2015 No.13392288 >>13392279 Muh Nyukka.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:45:58 2015 No.13392307

>>13392280
Nightmare. I would imagine she is an avant garde with an interest in psychology specifically the works of Jung. She sets up sessions with her other well to do friends to analyze their dreams. She is slightly eccentric and has interesting riding fetishes. I'm mainly there to cook for her because I am a good cook and to be a sexual plaything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:46:38 2015 No.13392316 File: 184 KB, 548x496, 1429326761312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW I can hear the Sabbath calling me due to being the faggot that did unclean things to a fox >MFW the bliss of Baphomet intercrurals

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:47:08 2015 No.13392318 File: 447 KB, 1050x1050, yeti hearts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13391849 Eskimos are tan because sun reflects off snow and ice, vanilla Yetis either live in tropic regions or are NEETs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:47:23 2015 No.13392319 >>13392280 >Hinezumi nobelwoman Oh gods, help me. We would probably end up sparring a lot, followed by me needing to bathe her. At least while she's young. Unless this is one of those things where we are raised together.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:48:11 2015 No.13392322

>>13392280
>Alraune

She has many devout followers. She could order them to strip, and they would do it in a heartbeat. Far from tyrannical, though; she's more of a party girl with a thing for big balls. Whether they're held for charity or fancy dress, as long as she can hold them they're the ones she likes best.

She is a bit clingy, though. Always wants to be watered, and starts to worry if I'm not around to give her her special drink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:48:22 2015 No.13392324 >>13392319 The bossiest mouse in the ten kingdoms!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:48:23 2015 No.13392325 >>13392316 What did you do? If you're gonna go the handholding memeshit route, don't bother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:48:58 2015 No.13392327 >>13392318 They just live in the sub-arctic. Like Scandinavians, those fuckers are the whitest of the white.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:49:25 2015 No.13392329 >>13392325 Dirty things

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:49:29 2015 No.13392330 >>13392318 >Yeti with heart pupils Always yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:50:21 2015 No.13392333 >>13392322 Her castle must boast an amazing garden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:51:15 2015 No.13392336 >>13392280 >dormouse I don't even know. Is this basically me running the place and being the master in everything but name, except for the few hours per day she's conscious? Maybe I can trade her to nyan for a wurm or something.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:51:25 2015 No.13392338

>>13392280
>Apophis Mistress
I could see an isolated eccentric. Lives in a manor secluded in the mountains or a forest or some such. Keeps to herself, likes to experiment with potions, poisons, anti-venoms and more. She keeps a small staff, with my job being to wake her in the morning, and otherwise act as her assistant and/or guinea pig for differing experiments. Yes some lewd things occur.
Also be her Dakimakura when she goes to bed.

>>13392307
>Nightmare Mistress
That sounds lovely.

>>13392316
Yes. Yes! Give in to the lewd writings! Do it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:52:24 2015 No.13392339 >>13392329 Done Dirt Cheap?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:55:14 2015 No.13392345 >>13391862 >persian girls remove kebab, totally haram, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:56:15 2015 No.13392348 >>13392339 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:57:21 2015 No.13392352 >>13392333 Both inside and out. The flower beds are especially lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:57:30 2015 No.13392353 >>13392348 That's how I got my weresheep waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:59:07 2015 No.13392365 >>13392327 Sometimes I wish I lived in northern Europe or Canada, it only gets down to -25 to -30C for a month or so here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:00:01 2015 No.13392367 >>13392285 >Demon lord Wanna trade?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:00:18 2015 No.13392370 >>13392316 >Baphomet intercrurals absolutely Halal

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:01:26 2015 No.13392374 >>13392370 Shut up and write Diablo-tan already Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:01:32 2015 No.13392375 Valve removed the paid mods shit, rejoice. SO WHAT ABOUT THEM MONSTER LADIES HUH

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:01:39 2015 No.13392376 >>13392348 Year of the sheep!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:01:53 2015 No.13392377 >>13392316 >Baphomet intercrurals Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:03:25 2015 No.13392387 >>13392280 >harpy can harpy's even be "royal" or "noble" they just fly around doing as they please right well if anything then i guess i just make sure she doesn't do something stupid and follow her around as she travels

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:03:59 2015 No.13392390 >>13392365 I lived just outside Anchorage for 3 years. Summer sucks ass. You get eaten alive by bugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:05:10 2015 No.13392394 File: 721 KB, 800x600, 145985439034543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392387 >What are Harpy Queens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:05:44 2015 No.13392396 >>13392280 >Dark Valk Day after day of cleaning and polishing her armor and weapons while she's out fighting for a husband while simultaneously dodging her advances. Contract states my time is up when she gets a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:06:28 2015 No.13392398 File: 1.59 MB, 1000x2000, 1424724647366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392390 If that's the price I have to pay for winter MGs I'll take it Maybe not Rogers Cable though

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:06:58 2015 No.13392400 >>13392394 Too fat to fly Just enough for prime cuddles though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:07:14 2015 No.13392401 File: 216 KB, 1297x1741, 30 wichseballons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Too good to be left to rot in the archives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:07:39 2015 No.13392402 >>13392390 >Anchorage You fight off them Chinamen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:07:41 2015 No.13392403 >>13392394 >All that fluffy Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:08:14 2015 No.13392408 >>13392398 Have fun with your mosquito girl. Rogers is only slightly worse than Comcast though. It's hard to be worse than Comcast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:08:46 2015 No.13392412 >>13392394 ok then enlighten me what would a harpy's servant do because i'm drawing a blank besides given a good dose of spirit energy every now and then

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:09:05 2015 No.13392414

>>13392280
>Ren Xiongmao
She's the Demon lord's most trusted diplomat. She travels to many foreign lands charming people into friendly relations and trades with the monster kingdom and over the years has peacefully integrated monsters into countless human kingdoms. I have many jobs like driving the carriage, making the meals, and supplying "entertainment" on the long road. When we aren't traveling she teds to get bored easily and the "Entertaining" part of my job gets kicked into overdrive. I am simultaneously horrified and ecstatic at the idea of her settling down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:10:52 2015 No.13392419 >>13392394 I wish Bromont would continue Bizarre Slime America. I want to see more of that possessive Harpy Queen.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:12:52 2015 No.13392424

>>13392412
Feather brushing
Egg polishing
Nest building
Worm gathering and she already knows where the one in your pants is
Claw trimming
Bird bathing
...I mean, come on anon, just imagine how you'd pamper a regular girl and then think up the avian analogy, this isn't rocket science

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:13:06 2015 No.13392425 So why do people want Diablo-chan again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:13:55 2015 No.13392427 >>13392425 >why does thread want _____? because autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:13:59 2015 No.13392429 File: 63 KB, 546x474, 1430064316430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392424

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:14:03 2015 No.13392430 >>13392425 We don't. Go away, stop pushing it.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:14:13 2015 No.13392431
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>>13392412
Taking care of the hatchery, preening her feathers. In addition to the usual cooking and cleaning.

Also trying to stay out of the Harpy Warmaster's way, she's a bit cranky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:14:23 2015 No.13392433 >>13392401 Surprised that got screen capped. Makes me happy to have actually contributed content again. Even if it's a little out there

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:14:26 2015 No.13392434 >>13392425 Because of a silly thing from months ago. I don't have the cap saved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:16:54 2015 No.13392443 File: 75 KB, 1322x559, 1426638068110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392434

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:17:48 2015 No.13392449 >>13392425 >implying

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:18:11 2015 No.13392453 >>13392151 Just a guess here, but it probably doubles the effect of the milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:20:18 2015 No.13392461 File: 758 KB, 1024x1271, saty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Blushing, chubby, dark-skinned Satyr with glasses What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:21:14 2015 No.13392466 >>13392461 impregnate

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:21:21 2015 No.13392467 >>13392461 Intercrural followed by impregnation

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:22:16 2015 No.13392469 File: 184 KB, 656x600, 1418597873248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FIRST ONE TO TELL ME WHAT THE BEST DRAGON GIRL IS GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:22:22 2015 No.13392470 >>13392461 Take off her glasses. Then impregnate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:22:53 2015 No.13392472 >>13392469 Mono's red.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:23:32 2015 No.13392474 File: 461 KB, 588x1000, 15698438433443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392469 RED DRAGON.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:23:54 2015 No.13392476 File: 132 KB, 484x536, 1429310290270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392469 ITS WURM

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:24:06 2015 No.13392477 >>13392461 what does that have to do with Halloween?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:24:16 2015 No.13392479 >>13392469 It's a matter of personal opinion so the best dragon is the on you waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:25:12 2015 No.13392485 >>13392336 I got a mandragora, want her? I don't want to be a glorified gardener.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:25:23 2015 No.13392486 >>13392443 I think the only reason that gained any traction is because it's femdom without a subby bitch of a male in it, and without mindbreak. Those are both overused and boring. It would work just as well with any other powerful monster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:25:51 2015 No.13392490 File: 433 KB, 749x852, ruto.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a loli fish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:26:39 2015 No.13392491 >>13392485 Hmm. Yeah, alright. Plants are pretty good for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:27:36 2015 No.13392493 >>13392461 Impregnate Impregnate again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:27:50 2015 No.13392495 >>13392490 >Loli >With that body She's faking. She's probably full grown.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:28:00 2015 No.13392496 File: 1018 KB, 850x1201, baa baa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you sheared your sheep yet? Remember to rub her down with oil afterwards to prevent any discomfort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:28:11 2015 No.13392497 File: 417 KB, 648x905, Red-headed Perfection.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392469 >>13392472 I can agree with this personally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:28:25 2015 No.13392500 >>13392469 All dragons are best dragons because I can just red/brown them as I wish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:28:54 2015 No.13392503 >>13392490 I would date a tsundere fish, but all of Hyrule's water passes under her dad's ass and balls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:28:56 2015 No.13392504 >>13392496 I don't like this one for some reason. Maybe it's the art style.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:29:04 2015 No.13392506 >>13391599 looks like a struggle snuggle

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:29:38 2015 No.13392508 >>13392504 I like it because of the art style To each their own, I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:29:53 2015 No.13392509 File: 81 KB, 499x800, ruto3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392495 No, that is definitely a loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:30:09 2015 No.13392511 >>13392504 It might be because she looks like she has a huge beard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:30:48 2015 No.13392515 >>13392490 Why yes, yes I would. Thus this happened. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2428973

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:31:55 2015 No.13392519

>>13392497
I want her to cocoon me in those wings and wrap that tail around my leg.

I want her to use it for leverage as she pulls me inside her with a gentle smile on her face.

I want to grab those horns and violate her mouth with my tongue.

I want to blow my load inside her as she leglocks me.

I want to fill her with babies and take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:32:05 2015 No.13392521 >>13392461 >>13392470 Take off her glasses so she can't see, then tickle her all over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:33:22 2015 No.13392527 >>13392496 That sheep girl looks jolly as fuck, like she has nothing to worry about. I miss that feeling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:33:33 2015 No.13392528 >>13392515 Anon is a tentacle monster jellyfish. I should have known.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:33:56 2015 No.13392531 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:34:29 2015 No.13392532 >>13392528 I just meant I commissioned the artwork. But tentacle potions could be fun for playtime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:35:00 2015 No.13392536 >>13392531 not in georgia at least

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:36:12 2015 No.13392537 >>13392536 >tfw no Josef Holstalin

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:36:17 2015 No.13392539 >>13392515 Ruined.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:36:59 2015 No.13392540 >>13392531 but I will, when i make her with my own two hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:37:15 2015 No.13392543 >>13392537 Good. Fucking pinko.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:37:42 2015 No.13392544 >>13392375 >Spoiler Fucking good, the jewbags don't deserve to siphon another fucking cent out of us. I like vampires, and I want to lovingly feed my daughter her first warm blood meal after she finishes teething.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:37:55 2015 No.13392545 File: 174 KB, 459x1440, sheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392504 How about this baa-baa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:38:19 2015 No.13392547 >>13392375 whats that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:38:24 2015 No.13392548 >>13392508 >>13392511 I think it's because the way her face is drawn makes me think of a chubby 3dpd black girl with a really round face, which isn't my thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:38:26 2015 No.13392549 File: 130 KB, 708x392, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392503 >>all of Hyrule's water passes under her dad's ass and balls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:38:48 2015 No.13392550 File: 2 KB, 120x125, 1390020558711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I will never have a vampire waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:39:03 2015 No.13392552 >>13392545 How does she fit those skinny leg warmers on with all that fluff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:39:49 2015 No.13392554 >>13392550 >never have a vampire waifu >Never have a waifu >Waifu You seem to be confusing the terms Wife and Waifu, they are not at all the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:39:50 2015 No.13392555 >>13392545 Inadvertent whore. >>13392503 Oh God. >>13392550 Good question. Especially given she'd want you undead anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:40:07 2015 No.13392556 >>13392545 Love this one. Especially if I can sheer those legs so I can fondle her thighs. Her doujin was shit though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:40:34 2015 No.13392557 >>13392552 The fur ends where the warmers begin. Why she's wearing them.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:41:19 2015 No.13392559

>>13392544

Change of plans.

They only said that they'll remove it from the Skyrim workshop, and that starting in the modding community of Skyrim was "probably not the right place to start iterating".

It sounds like they'll probably try to bring this back when the backlash dies down. Keep your eyes open.

>>13392547

http://steamcommunity.com/games/SteamWorkshop/announcements/detail/208632365253244218

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:41:49 2015 No.13392560 >>13392550 >have vampire waifu >have touching moment >about to share first kiss together >wesley snipes comes out of nowhere and kills here before you do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:42:27 2015 No.13392563 File: 2 KB, 120x125, 1390020558711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392554 >I will never be with my vampire waifu

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:42:51 2015 No.13392566

>>13392375
>spoiler
If they wanted that shit to work they should have made it like an optional donation thing and taken a much smaller percentage. I understand they want money but anyone would know that idea was just fucking retarded

I like the bear monsters the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:43:08 2015 No.13392568 >>13392543 Stalin was a commie, not a socialist, nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:44:04 2015 No.13392570 >>13392560 Motherfucking wesley snipes always ruining other people's fun and boning all the asian girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:44:18 2015 No.13392571 >>13392566 >I like the bear monsters the best. Look, she's depressed >>13391307. What do we do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:44:25 2015 No.13392572 >>13392559 >Bring it back I doubt that people will ever accept paid mods for popular titles, and I can genuinely see this being the downfall of the Steam Workshop. It's a shame too, it was a good idea, too bad greed and jewery had to ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:44:37 2015 No.13392574 >>13392568 I don't see the difference you red menace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:45:18 2015 No.13392575 File: 134 KB, 433x793, Boosting intensifies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392545 Here's the follow up I did in case none of you faggots ever saved it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:45:54 2015 No.13392580 >>13392560 Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:46:00 2015 No.13392581 >>13392574 Goddamn yankee. We're gonna make hamburgers out of your cows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:46:48 2015 No.13392585 File: 276 KB, 725x856, 1398732126488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:46:55 2015 No.13392586 >>13392575 Short hair is olev.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:46:59 2015 No.13392588 >>13392571 Make her lots of daughters to cuddle with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:47:02 2015 No.13392589 File: 167 KB, 800x800, shiyuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Triple the arms >Triple the love

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:47:18 2015 No.13392592 >>13392581 Me and my bald eagle harpy waifu will plant an American flag right up your commie ass. I'm not even American.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:47:20 2015 No.13392593 >>13392585 Mixed with coffee? If so, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:47:37 2015 No.13392598 File: 127 KB, 711x766, Mweep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392549 >>13392503

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:47:56 2015 No.13392600 >>13392574 Commies are Reds. Pinko/pink is used to describe half-assed communists who aren't fully committed to communism's ideals. AKA socialists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:48:34 2015 No.13392603 >>13392592 Our bear girls will scrape your face right off. And I'm not even a commie. Just kidding, I am. No, not really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:48:40 2015 No.13392605 >>13392592 You are now. Your post was so patriotic you have been Americanized, given a complimentary handgun and a one month pass for free fast food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:48:41 2015 No.13392606 >>13392589 >Triple the hugs >Triple the stimulation >Triple the gropes >Triple the hair ruffles

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:49:30 2015 No.13392611 >>13392280 >Mimic She plays hide and seek. All day. Every day. And she's had dozens of chests that look exactly like her made.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:49:56 2015 No.13392614 >>13392605 >handgun Those are for minorities. Real Americans use rifles and shotguns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:50:25 2015 No.13392618 >>13392603 Communists get bear girls? Sign me up comrade!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:50:29 2015 No.13392619 File: 316 KB, 1191x670, __murica__by_mkgraphics-d5ifhdj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392605 >>13392592 Welcome home son, welcome home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:53:16 2015 No.13392631 File: 1.69 MB, 1169x1700, 1404508052627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392618 I'd rather have some Nazi fox girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:53:44 2015 No.13392632 >>13392589 >First time with Asura-chan >Bottom pair is holding your legs open >Top pair is holding your arms open >Middle pair is holding onto your dick as she guides you into her >All she tells you is "Sorry, but i'm going to be rough"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:54:03 2015 No.13392635 >>13392611 >Find her every time >She gets really upset because she thinks she's a terrible mimic >Tell her it's just impossible to hide beauty as great as hers

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:54:31 2015 No.13392641 File: 315 KB, 650x851, 1385864001090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392631 This man knows

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:55:23 2015 No.13392645

>>13392618
Da, every conscript gets his complimentary 50 liters of vodka, specialized slav-squatting boots, one rifle of Mosin, 35kg of nugget food, his own T-34, and bear waifu who knows how to ride monocycle.

Together we will be of DESTROYING CAPITALIST PIG DOGS >>13392592 >>13392605 AND BLACK NAZI MENACE >>13392631

FOR GLORY OF MOTHERLAND

FOR GLORY OF GREAT MONOLITH

AHHH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKI

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:56:21 2015 No.13392652 File: 221 KB, 1112x1000, 1426116961443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392631 Kitsune are the master race after all.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 21:59:16 2015 No.13392659
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Good news everyone! You finally got your heroing license! As an honorary hero, you will be assigned a brave task to save the land and have peace between humans and monsters!

You will be assigned a random monster to act as your partner for your adventure http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

However, your partner sees you as too frail and precious to be hurt during your adventure, what would she attempt to do to either dissuade you from continuing the adventure and leaving it to someone else or to make sure you're unfit to adventure?

The Heroing counsel has decided ONE reroll in the event both hero and partner do not match up in abilities or their specialities, it would be silly sending a selkie to a mission in a desert region for instance!

The catch is your new partner is more willing to outright cripple and go full Yan on you to keep her precious porcelain beloved from being harmed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:00:45 2015 No.13392669 >>13392659 >Lizardman How predictable

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:01:03 2015 No.13392670 >>13392659 >Roper NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:01:20 2015 No.13392671 >>13392659 >Cheshire Cat Wait, she wants to HELP me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:01:29 2015 No.13392676 >>13392659 >Hellhound Well, I'll have a comfy time in hell at least. Wait, how many daughterus does she want? All of them? How many is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:03:09 2015 No.13392682 >>13392671 She'll help by shifting your campaign into wonderland. >>13392670 Anon, council said you can reroll you should probably take it Just like your new partner will take your mobility and motor skills so you don't hurt yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:03:26 2015 No.13392686 >>13392659 >Kraken >Rerolled I am completely OK with this. And she is absolutely right, I am far too frail to do any actual adventuring. I eagerly look forward to being kept in her fancy undersea lair forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:04:03 2015 No.13392689 >>13392490 WENK! WENK! WENK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:05:03 2015 No.13392698 >>13392490 Underwater sex seems so awkward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:05:17 2015 No.13392702 >>13392659 >doppelganger i can work with this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:05:25 2015 No.13392703 >>13392682 I did, I got a holt. Not exactly suited to combat, but being held captive by one doesn't sound bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:05:30 2015 No.13392704 >>13392682 >shifting your campaign into wonderland Well shit, what the hell would I do there? Help a young Alice find a March Hare by telling her cryptic sexual innuendos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:05:50 2015 No.13392707 >>13392659 >Beezlebub No. Reroll. >Parasite slime. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:06:13 2015 No.13392710 >>13392659 >Alraune Wait what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:06:36 2015 No.13392714 >>13392659 >Cheshire >Reroll >Chimaera I'm fine with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:06:59 2015 No.13392716 >>13392659 >Ghost She'd possess me and get me to convince my CO into letting me go. Either that, or she'd take a more reconnaissance role in our mission.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:09:12 2015 No.13392730 >>13392659 >Hellhound I'm very ok with this. She can protect me every night by turning me into her daki.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:09:21 2015 No.13392733 How would your waifu react if she saw you die right in front of her? I'm not even talking about being murdered, just straight up dying when you least expect it, like getting run over by a truck with broken breaks while walking around town with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:10:09 2015 No.13392737 >>13392733 thank god for that pet semetary nearby

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:10:15 2015 No.13392738 >>13392733 Revive me as an undead incubus. She's a Vampire, so we were planning on doing it sometime anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:11:00 2015 No.13392745 >>13392733 Visit the local Lich, duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:11:08 2015 No.13392747 >>13392659 >first roll >Jabberwock >don't want to be constantly having sex >reroll >fucking Matango I'll admit, I deserved this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:11:35 2015 No.13392751 >>13392659 >Valkyrie She helps me git gud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:11:37 2015 No.13392752 >>13392733 >wurm I don't want to know. Alternatively >kraken We kaiju now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:11:50 2015 No.13392756 >>13392698 >Not wanting to milt your waifu's roe Check out this mammal

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:12:30 2015 No.13392761 >>13392745 >>13392738 >"She'll revive me" card again Fine, then. How would she react immediately upon witnessing your death?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:12:55 2015 No.13392764 >>13392659 >Mersé Do I win by getting the girl with the lickable abs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:12:55 2015 No.13392765 >>13392733 I recall being in one of /a/'s One Page Threads a while back. People posted numerous instances of a character just being randomly run over by a truck for pure shock-value. What is it with Japan and this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:13:32 2015 No.13392770 >>13392761 Like anyone who lost a loved one right in front of them. It's not that hard of a question to answer, nor is it that unique.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:13:50 2015 No.13392772 >>13392765 SEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:14:57 2015 No.13392776 >>13392770 Neither is the revival shtick, but alright.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:17:31 2015 No.13392794

>>13392765
>What is it with Japan and this?
Vehicle on pedestrian traffic incidents are a lot more common there. Their roads are smaller and they have a lot more foot traffic.

Combine that with driving being less common there. Cars tend to be seen as more powerful and dangerous by people who don't use one every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:24:45 2015 No.13392820 >>13392631 >no qt fox girl to anschluss your dick ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:25:25 2015 No.13392823 >>13392794 Plus every Japanese schoolboy who gets his license wants to be Takumi and wrecks their car trying to drift

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:26:08 2015 No.13392829 >>13392659 >Ryu She'd be confident enough in her abilities to protect me if worst came to worst. If she weren't, I probably wouldn't have a choice. Besides, part of me would rather stay at home with Ryu waifu than go out adventuring anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:29:30 2015 No.13392850 >>13392659 >Succubus I think we all know how she'd keep me from getting hurt. Just for fun, lemme see what I would've gotten if I'd reroll- >The Chief God Well then, glad I stuck with my first roll.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:30:44 2015 No.13392856

>>13392850
It's literally the same thing, only you become her personal pet in the castle, treated to only the finest MGs her power can provide.
Hell, you could probably get a pick of one of the Lilims if you wanted, if you promised not to go on any more adventures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:31:29 2015 No.13392859 >>13392856 Anon, I think you've mistaken the Chief God for the Demon Lord.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:32:55 2015 No.13392866
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The local nobles are looking for a young man to serve their daughter as a personal butler. She's taken a fancy to you and asks you if you want the job.

What do you say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:33:33 2015 No.13392868 >>13392859 While I admit my mistake, I regret nothing about my blasphemy. >>13392866 I doubt I would do well as a servant, but if she insists on having me then I suppose I'll take the job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:34:25 2015 No.13392872 >>13392866 Sure, why not? I need a job anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:35:28 2015 No.13392878 >>13392866 She's a noble and a fox. So she's guaranteed to be evil. Good thing evil women are hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:36:35 2015 No.13392882 >>13392878 >guaranteed to be evil And you'll be the one person she can confide in and trust, putting you as her greatest asset and weakness simultaneously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:37:29 2015 No.13392888 File: 50 KB, 442x434, 1430091442885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392866 hell yeah i come from a long line of servants its in my blood

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:39:48 2015 No.13392894 >>13392866 Not really about that servant life but If the cute foxgirl really wants me then the cute foxgirl really wants me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:40:06 2015 No.13392898 >>13392888 What a jolly robutt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:40:33 2015 No.13392901 >>13392659 >Mantis I see. So it's give up, or lose a limb Then it is a fight to the death! Though, let's see what I rero- >Ghost Well played

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:41:12 2015 No.13392904 >>13392898 remember toasters are not monster girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:42:11 2015 No.13392907 >>13392904 >Robutts can't be monstergirls Come on, mang. Why you gotta be like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:43:46 2015 No.13392915 >>13392280 >mimic I don't even. I guess she either hoards shit, or we just pretend to be chests by day, and kill unsuspecting dungeon explorers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:43:57 2015 No.13392916 >>13392904 >Toasters C'mon man, racism isn't cool. Robots can be monstergirls too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:45:55 2015 No.13392924 >>13392469 Metallic Dragon Girls are best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:49:33 2015 No.13392935 >>13392866 Sure, seems like an alright job to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:50:51 2015 No.13392937 >>13392866 Look at that cute little thing. I would just eat the shit out of her cake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:51:49 2015 No.13392941 >>13392937 That cake looks really good

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:52:18 2015 No.13392943 >>13392937 >>13392941 But she would cry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:52:25 2015 No.13392945 >>13392866 Sorry, I prefer serving older women. But I appreciate the though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:53:14 2015 No.13392946 >>13392943 Well there has to be more. You can't just make one slice

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:53:22 2015 No.13392948 File: 970 KB, 843x1300, img000003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392945 Would you accept a half-elf onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:55:41 2015 No.13392954 >>13392948 A bit vanilla but Onee-sans are love so I'll take it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:56:44 2015 No.13392956 >>13392954 This one is an officer lady too. Also best girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:56:50 2015 No.13392958 >>13392948 >tfw I'm older than her Still yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:57:10 2015 No.13392959 >>13392943 What if I fed her the cake? With my mouth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:58:03 2015 No.13392960 >>13392956 >Spoiler Well, I mean, Lili's cute. But I agree

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:58:05 2015 No.13392962 File: 450 KB, 870x1000, MilkandCookies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392585 Always.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:58:05 2015 No.13392963 >>13392956 >officer office*

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:59:51 2015 No.13392968 >>13392958 >tfw male christmas cake I know that feel, Anon. >>13392959 She would squirm and try to look dignified.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:01:15 2015 No.13392972 >>13392866 I'm needed in the fields so no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:02:30 2015 No.13392978 Which monstergirls have a fetish for curing sadness?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:02:48 2015 No.13392979

>>13392866

>"Ma'am, not gonna lie; I think you've got the wrong guy."
>"You should go find yourself a nice prettyboy with class, charm, an education and all that fancy crap."
>"Not me."
>"A drunken, chainsmoking greasemonkey like me ain't got a place in high society."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:02:56 2015 No.13392980 >>13392968 Well, I'm only 21 but I definitely know the feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:03:06 2015 No.13392981 >>13392978 All of them. Unless they have a fetish for tender bullying instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:03:06 2015 No.13392982 File: 323 KB, 615x638, cutiemora.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392978 Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:03:09 2015 No.13392983 >>13392866 She's too cute to say no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:04:02 2015 No.13392988 >>13392978 Living Doll maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:05:57 2015 No.13392996 >>13392978 I'd say undeads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:06:53 2015 No.13393001 >>13392978 I think some kraken does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:07:54 2015 No.13393003 >>13392948 She's 19 right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:08:39 2015 No.13393005 >>13392978 You're waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:09:41 2015 No.13393011 File: 278 KB, 1782x2302, PTSD Nightmare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13392978 Nightmares

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:10:40 2015 No.13393015 >>13393011 This gets posted like every thread, is it worth the read?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:10:49 2015 No.13393017 >>13393003 Supposedly. She's drawn like she's in her mid twenties though, even in the original work. I choose to interpret that as 19 in elf years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:11:32 2015 No.13393019 >>13393015 >like every thread It's gotten posted more frequently in the past week or so, but it's been a while since it was written. It's good if you like suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:11:51 2015 No.13393021 >>13393015 It's a screencap, Anon. Just read it and decide for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:13:18 2015 No.13393025 >>13393017 >In elf years Eh, I'd say 19 in human years You know Elves and their blatant lying about their ages

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:14:44 2015 No.13393031 >>13393025 An elf who's 19 in human years would look like a toddler though, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:15:32 2015 No.13393032 >>13393031 Like I said Elves and their lying about their ages

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:16:22 2015 No.13393035 File: 329 KB, 140x160, 1411501350396.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'M MAD MAD ABOUT ELVES

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:17:21 2015 No.13393037 >>13393032 Are you saying they aren't as old as they say they are? I thought you meant they lie and say they're younger than they really are. Like gap-hag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:18:20 2015 No.13393042 >>13393037 Anon, here's the rule of thumb when it comes to Elves Unless they are in diapers sucking on their mothers teats, 95% of the time they're older than you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:19:01 2015 No.13393044 File: 102 KB, 800x798, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393035 I'm now picturing pic related with a furious Anon and smiling Elf girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:19:13 2015 No.13393046 >>13391547 I swear to god, let me outta here, and the first thing I'm going to do is kill again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:21:00 2015 No.13393054 >>13391547 >tfw I'm prisoner 7178412 Guess I'm safe for now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:22:01 2015 No.13393058 >>13393054 >Inb4 she decides to mix it up

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:24:55 2015 No.13393073 >>13393058 I doubt she'll pick me out of all the inmates here. Just gotta stay quiet and I'll be fine. Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:25:12 2015 No.13393074 File: 93 KB, 307x600, Dark_Priest_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello! My name is Sister Price And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:25:45 2015 No.13393075 >>13393074 Not interested

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:25:47 2015 No.13393076 >>13393015 God no. Nothing from this thread is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:25:47 2015 No.13393078 >You will never feed a Holstaurus a hamburger

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:25:51 2015 No.13393079 >>13393074 Go away used goods

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:26:55 2015 No.13393081 >>13393074 No thanks, I hate Crotchless pants combined with shit monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:27:13 2015 No.13393082 >>13392866 Will she demand headpats and using me as a pillow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:27:24 2015 No.13393084 >>13393074 Was? Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:27:42 2015 No.13393085 >>13393074 Actually I have a book for you, its called the Book of Moo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:27:54 2015 No.13393086 >>13393074 ...Weren´t you here just yesterday? You already gave me a copy and tried to pull off my pants while I was looking at it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:28:45 2015 No.13393088 >>13393078 I want to watch her face light up as she realizes how good they are. captcha: cteak My captcha has been very relevant the past few days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:30:16 2015 No.13393090 File: 149 KB, 1000x1000, 1401683653155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393078 why are you bully

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:30:26 2015 No.13393091 >>13393078 >You will never feed icecream made out of monkey brains to a human girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:31:26 2015 No.13393094 >>13393090 Because Holsts are shit. I want to take one on a tour of a slaughterhouse!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:31:34 2015 No.13393095 >>13393074 I like books.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:32:21 2015 No.13393101

>>13392280
>Beelzebub
She's a spoiled hedonist and when her favorite hobby is pimping me out to any and every monster girl that wants me. Then, at the end of the day when I have the stench of a dozen monstergirls on me, she cleans me up with her tongue, makes me orgasm a dozen more times, and tells me that even if I'm the village bicycle that fucks all the girls, she's always going to be the only girl that actually matters to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:32:29 2015 No.13393102 >>13393079 Lies and slander! The Church of the Fallen God practices a policy of abstinence before marriage. Rumors? What rumors? Child marriage? Well, in a manner of speaking... Why, did you want to see a Marriage Ceremony?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:32:48 2015 No.13393104 File: 211 KB, 1000x1000, 1401683717076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393094

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:32:56 2015 No.13393105 >>13393078 >>13393094 Holstaurs are now cows. If you think Holstaurs are cows then your waifu is the same as her animal counter part.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:34:08 2015 No.13393110

>>13393101
Surprised she licks you clean, and doesn't just press herself to your filthy body, stuffing your dirtied cock up her hungry little cunt, milking you like that all night long, before licking you clean in the morning.

We need more naughty Beelzebub content.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:34:12 2015 No.13393112 >>13392469 Nexus Dragon girl Have you ever had sex in the space between dimensions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:35:56 2015 No.13393117 >>13392659 >Dryad So like, am I going to have a training montage so I'll be strong enough to carry her entire tree on my back? If I can succeed at that I think I've got this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:36:04 2015 No.13393119 >>13393102 Go find someone else you lying slut

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:36:12 2015 No.13393121 Dark Priests are fiilthy STD infected cheating sluts. The only good corrupted monster is a Dark Valkyrie and even then that's pushing it.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:36:23 2015 No.13393122

>>13392866
Well first I need details. What exactly does employment as her personal butler entail? What is the pay? What are the hours? Do I get any time off? What about conflicts between employment as a butler, and my enrollment in university and employment as a reservist?

Regardless of the answers I'm still accepting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:37:24 2015 No.13393127 >>13393121 >Monstergirls >STDs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:39:39 2015 No.13393134 >>13392280 >Devil Bug All her money goes towards food and there are mass orgies every night with her sisters, with me being their public dick. There is no need for a clean house as she prefers to live in squalor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:39:52 2015 No.13393135 >>13393117 No. She'll just infuse you to her tree the first chance she gets so you can't leave her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:40:04 2015 No.13393138 >>13393042 Right. So Eina is 19, but probably 19 in elf years, so like 300 in real years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:41:04 2015 No.13393139 >>13393074 Can I take a look in the book?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:41:06 2015 No.13393140 >>13393078 This is literally how mad cow disease spreads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:42:51 2015 No.13393146 >>13392659 >Alraune >reroll >Kakuen Can I just go home?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:45:37 2015 No.13393154 >>13393146 That was the intent of your Yandere partner anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:47:09 2015 No.13393158 >>13393154 Without her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:47:32 2015 No.13393161 >>13392659 >Ignis Reroll >Valkyrie Oh boy...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:48:17 2015 No.13393162 >>13393158 Yeah good luck with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:49:32 2015 No.13393170 >>13393162 Ah it's fine. I'll just put a giant pile of bananas near her and it's be good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:50:08 2015 No.13393173 >>13392659 >Werebat Reroll >Lavagolem I'm with >>13393146, I think I'll just go home instead. Go home alone, that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:52:00 2015 No.13393181 >>13393170 Wait, where did you get those bananas? From that cave over there full of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:53:40 2015 No.13393185 >>13393181 Nah, they were just sitting out in the open with the letters "DK" written all over them. Whatever, they're hers now.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:54:50 2015 No.13393189
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>>13393173
>>13393146
Refusal to go to the call of duty means the Hero Council will revoke your license!
Revoking also means taking benefits
Such as your house.
Would you like living out in the cold?
Though I'm sure your ex-partner wouldn't mind taking you in in that case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:56:24 2015 No.13393193 >>13393189 Fuck that, I'll just go live with a friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:56:29 2015 No.13393194 >>13393189 That's okay, I'll just find another monstergirl, one I like this time, to take me in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:57:17 2015 No.13393197 >>13393189 >skitterskitterchuffchuffchuf

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:58:40 2015 No.13393203 >>13393189 Oh god kill it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:59:51 2015 No.13393205 >>13393189 Where did that abomination come from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:00:40 2015 No.13393208 >>13393205 A long time ago, in a thread long since past

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:00:53 2015 No.13393209

>>13393135
Rerolling then.

>Werebat
Man, I feel bad taking her out of her cave. She's going to be telling me I'm too frail and weak to do this adventuring thing while she huddles up to me and hides in my shadow in order to avoid that blinding sunlight. I can only imagine how flustered she'd get if I pat her head and told her that now it's my turn to protect her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:03:22 2015 No.13393216 >>13392659 >Dark Slime >"Eh, I'll reroll." >Arachne Silk Look's like I'm adventuring alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:04:48 2015 No.13393221 >>13393216 If you didn't get a monstergirl when you rolled/rerolled, then you can reroll again. Otherwise it looks like you're best off teaming up with >>13393173 and >>13393146

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:08:59 2015 No.13393227 >>13393221 >Re-rolled, got another Dark Slime At least I like purple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:09:37 2015 No.13393229 >>13393216 Lucky. Having a monster girl adventure partner would suck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:13:48 2015 No.13393240 >>13392659 >Demon Army So am i just part of the army then or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:15:12 2015 No.13393247 >>13393146 >Yandere Kakuen. >Literally will not stop sitting on your face in order to keep you immobilized.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:17:32 2015 No.13393254 >>13393247 Can she be like a Capuchin monkey and ride around on my back constantly whinging for me to stop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:22:04 2015 No.13393268 >>13393189 That sounds like a plan. Working hard on getting a hero license to prove to her I'm a good for something, then losing everything so she'll feel bad for me. Tigerspider will finally be mine again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:24:31 2015 No.13393275 >>13393268 You have disgusting tastes in women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:25:21 2015 No.13393278 >>13393240 No. You're the general/mascot that the whole army looks after because they're afraid you'll get hurt on your own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:26:05 2015 No.13393280 >>13393275 Maybe so but I'm going to be loved, wrapped in web-bondage and then there will be chuffing. This is the closest anyone will ever get to picking the Tiger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:27:26 2015 No.13393286 >>13393278 Oh man, so if i try to leave them im gonna have a full yan army coming to take me back then huh

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:27:34 2015 No.13393287 >>13393247 Why is this so appealing to me? I don't even like Yanderes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:29:11 2015 No.13393294 File: 3.15 MB, 1663x1824, 1430195351759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The doctor seems to be out today so I'm going to be giving out the threadly dose. I hope this is the proper dosage!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:29:51 2015 No.13393296 >>13393294 Is this some attempt to make me feel guilt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:31:07 2015 No.13393301 >>13393294 Doc, I don't feel so good. I think you may have put too much punch in the shot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:31:26 2015 No.13393303 >>13393296 Doc, you gotta call in next time you can't make it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:31:53 2015 No.13393305 >>13393287 Maybe you just like big monkey girl butts in your face. Kakuen giving her husband a lap dance when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:32:15 2015 No.13393308 >>13393303 I'm not Doc. But all those stinky bugs can only be there for one reason! To demand things I'm not giving them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:32:33 2015 No.13393309 >>13393287 Face sitting is incredibly erotic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:33:33 2015 No.13393313 >>13393294 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:33:58 2015 No.13393314 >>13393313 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:34:43 2015 No.13393315 >>13393313 You've never seen that gif? It's been around for years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:34:46 2015 No.13393316 >>13393314 I know, but I don't understand it. I never understood it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:35:08 2015 No.13393317 >>13393294 >death by Oomukade OD I have no regrets. >>13393308 Alp pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:35:33 2015 No.13393318 >>13393074 Come inside, come inside... do you like tea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:36:08 2015 No.13393320 >>13393315 That gay DBZ one? Yeah, I know it. I just don't understand the daily dose shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:36:16 2015 No.13393321 >>13393317 They're everywhere. But I'll stay vigilant. It's when you drop your guard that they creep up on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:36:23 2015 No.13393323 >>13393294 Thanks for reminding me that it's Tuesday and no Night Terrors update in sight. I waited for you, Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:37:55 2015 No.13393326 >>13393323 He's a faggot, what do you expect?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:38:50 2015 No.13393330 [DELETED]

>>13393323
>>13393326
Hey, I made it clear last thread that if the shitposting doesn't stop, it will scare off the Oomukade and make them impossible to write about.
It didn't work. Which just means people don't like them enough, so it's no real loss, right?
Also I'm not getting any writing done on anything else, either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:39:32 2015 No.13393332 >>13393330 Go fuck yourself Alp. God I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:40:07 2015 No.13393334 >>13393326 Hey hey, let's not go tossing names about. It's still early. He'll deliver lat- >>13393330 >Also I'm not getting any writing done on anything else, either. Not up to it, Alpie? Or something else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:40:12 2015 No.13393336 >>13393332 You and me both, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:41:02 2015 No.13393338 >>13393336 Kill yourself. Please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:41:13 2015 No.13393339 >>13393334 >Not up to it Nope, not at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:42:23 2015 No.13393343 >>13393339 Ah. Well, at least you said something instead of nothing.. Taking a break?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:43:45 2015 No.13393346 File: 236 KB, 900x663, 1411609236775.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393343 Not on purpose. Back to MGs now please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:44:07 2015 No.13393347 >>13393330 The shitposting will never stop. I still hope there will be more creepy crawly. Eventually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:44:44 2015 No.13393348 >>13393346 I hate elves!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:44:57 2015 No.13393351 >>13393346 Wasn't asking if it was on purpose. But whatever, I'm not someone to pry, so moving on So how about those monster gills?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:45:03 2015 No.13393352 >>13393348 Too bad!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:45:22 2015 No.13393353 >>13393346 Is that KGA fanart?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:46:29 2015 No.13393355 >>13393353 No, that's That's really old, Anon. Where have you been?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:47:30 2015 No.13393360 >>13393355 He's just being a faggot anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:47:38 2015 No.13393361 >>13393346 I want to be cuddled in bed by a sleepy sexy Elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:48:36 2015 No.13393364 >>13393360 Sorry. Booze is finally getting to me and now I'm ebginning to take things seriously

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:49:05 2015 No.13393365 >>13393364 Go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:49:36 2015 No.13393368 >>13393365 In a minute

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:50:51 2015 No.13393370 >>13393368 No mister, you go to bed right this instant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:51:48 2015 No.13393373 >>13393370 I saijhbd in a minute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:52:59 2015 No.13393379 >>13393361 Well I want to lie on my stomach, watching The Girl Who Leap Through Time while my Dark Elf domme lies on top of me and plays with my ears, but I'm not allowed to do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:54:40 2015 No.13393389 >>13393379 >Her delicious brown boobs pressed against your back Hathor have mercy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:55:09 2015 No.13393390 >>13393389 That's what I'd be writing if I'd be writing you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:55:30 2015 No.13393392 >>13393379 Any monster that plays with my ears is getting punched.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:56:32 2015 No.13393397 >>13393390 >That feeling of her cooch practically radiating heat >All the while nibbling your ear and cooing sweet nothings I need a minute

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:57:29 2015 No.13393402 File: 245 KB, 844x924, 1402378794384.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393392 That's why you'll be tied up, silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:59:25 2015 No.13393407 >>13393402 She's still getting punched when I can move.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:02:11 2015 No.13393411 File: 111 KB, 405x882, kiki small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tiny Leanan Sidhe that acts like Revolver Ocelot when? Healing Fetish Kikimora fixing up a broken depressed hyper low self esteem man when.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:02:33 2015 No.13393413 >>13393348 That's fine. I'll take any off your hands, no charge.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:02:47 2015 No.13393414
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>There are anons on this thread who don't know about /a/'s 'Brown Genki Elf Childhood Friend Who Is 30 Years Old But Still A Tomboy And Won't Stop Lying Around His Apartment With Only A Sundress On!'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:03:00 2015 No.13393415 >>13393411 Never because they don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:04:55 2015 No.13393416 >>13393411 I remember the Dirty Fairy thing we made up a month or so ago, would love to see a story about that. Also, every time I see that pic the pose mixed with the yellow on her legs makes me think she peed herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:04:56 2015 No.13393417 >>13393414 She looks like a shit and I already hate her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:05:24 2015 No.13393418 File: 1.38 MB, 966x3459, genki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393414 You're small time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:06:26 2015 No.13393421 >>13393414 I remember her, she must be at least a year old now, right? Also, maybe y'should make that title a bit more...concise? Say... >Genki Tomby CC Brown Elf Childhood Friend in a Sundress

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:06:34 2015 No.13393423 >>13393418 >Brown genki tomboy christmas cake Just a few more years and the best girl from NtK will end up like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:09:17 2015 No.13393431 >>13393414 >>13393418 This girl deserves more. Won't someone please love her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:10:39 2015 No.13393436 >>13393431 No. others deserve it more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:11:09 2015 No.13393438 >>13393436 Name just one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:12:00 2015 No.13393440 >>13393423 Nana to Karou's brown genki tomboy? Qtπ. I haven't gotten even close to gettinjg up to date with NtK, though. I want her to get it on in the end with Karou and Nana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:12:02 2015 No.13393441 >>13393438 Crow Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:13:51 2015 No.13393445 >>13393440 How far have you gotten? Don't know if you know about how she doms Kaoru while Nana schlicks

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:14:27 2015 No.13393446

>>13393379
>lies on top of me and plays with my ears
They don't even have to want to be a domme for me to want that to happen.

I fucking love the idea of light femdom like that, just lying there and letting her lay on top of you, running her hands through your hair, toying with your ears and blowing lightly into them, all before lightly taking one of them in her mouth and gently sucking and nibbling on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:17:44 2015 No.13393451 >>13393446 Well lucky you, because that's exactly what I'm writing, just as soon as pigs fly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:17:53 2015 No.13393452 >>13393445 >How far have you gotten? Don't know if you know about how [FUCKING SPOILERS] NO! I Don't want to know if something bad happened! All three of them will live happily together at the end! I can't read that spoiler! I musn't...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:19:13 2015 No.13393454 >>13393452 Okay, I'm not even going to spare your feelings with this one. IT'S CALLED NANA TO KAORU, not Nana, Kaoru & Ryoko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:20:04 2015 No.13393455 >>13393454 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:20:25 2015 No.13393456

>>13393441
Eh, I dunno, I've always found crow tengu kind of boring.

Unless somebody writes her as a creepy eccentric intellectual with a crow motif who speaks in ambiguous riddles. And when she shows interest in you you are never quite sure what her motives are, until it's too late and you're inside her hot, sticky crow cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:23:02 2015 No.13393462 >>13393455 SHE'S NEVER GOING TO BE LOVED ANON! That's why I said she'll end up a Brown Genki Tomboy Christmas Cake, because nobody will tap dat.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:23:52 2015 No.13393463

>Want to write a detective story
>Can't think of how to write a mystery without ripping of well known cases that would make the story obvious
>Fuck it, I'll play L.A. Noir for inspiration
>Game starts searching for updates
>Never updates
I just want to write hard boiled entertainment, how is that so hard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:24:38 2015 No.13393466 >>13393462 >Brown Genki Tomboy Christmas Cake With Elf Ears? In a sundress?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:25:55 2015 No.13393469 >>13393463 You could look up more obscure cases, like bizarre stuff featured on those crime TV shows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:25:58 2015 No.13393470 >>13393462 I WOULD! I WOULD IF I COULD! I WOULD IF I COOOOUUUUUUULLLD!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:27:43 2015 No.13393472 [DELETED]

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>>13393466
No Elf Ears. Dog ears on the other hand...
>>13393470
So would I, but she's doomed to be unloved forever and the author will never bother with making a partner for her so that's that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:28:18 2015 No.13393474 >>13393463 >Black Dahlia with monster girls I bet it was a paladin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:28:30 2015 No.13393475 >>13393305 >That spoiler That needs to happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:29:30 2015 No.13393480 File: 377 KB, 600x850, 1389241832901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393456 Do you know what a group of crows is called? A murder. As in a murder of crows.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:30:21 2015 No.13393481

>>13391226
>Her long red hair falls all about her like a mad mess, parted by the thick thorns jutting from her skull, the red tresses only serving to madden her further.
>The boy looks at the axe, then back at her, as he slowly picks himself up for the second time.
>"Did you just masturbate?"
>She freezes, then starts shouting "I-I just turned into a girl, what the fuck do you think was the first thing I did?!" Her expression falters into uncertainty, "That and well... I think I've gone into some kinda magic rut... Ah, no... I guess it's heat now... Wait! That's not the point, what am I gonna do now?!"
>The young man shrugs, "Not my problem lady. I came to steal your shit in the first place. Not my fault you have tits now."
>She bristles, messy hair rising as if hackles. In furious strides she comes to loom over him, "Yes. It. Fucking. Is! You're taking responsibility and I'll fucking make you if I have to."
>He smirks smugly, "Are you threatening me? You might have scared me before, lady, but you're just a slut now."
>Her eyes go wide in anger, "S-Slu-!" Before she can finish, his hands dart up to her chest, roaming along the lines of her abs, hot enough to scorch. His fingers brush across the soft flesh of her breasts, and he flicks at a nipple, pinching at the other, rolling them and massaging the sensitive flesh
>Her eyes widen in another emotion, and he sends her to her knees with a cute cry
>"W-Weak... W-why is this body so weak?"
>"Later." The boy strides past the fallen guardian, step by cocky step.
>The Minotaur grits her teeth, "Don't make light of me, pup!" She jumps up, and reaches for him, catching hold of the scruff of his shirt. Heaving, she throws him across the room, to slam his back against the stone wall, winding and dazing him.
>She's already upon him before he'd even slumped to the floor. she tears his belt to shreds with her bare hands, and forces his pants down, breaking the button and the zipper in the process.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:30:24 2015 No.13393482 >>13393475 It never will. Just like hinezumi swing dancing in a prohibition style bar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:30:42 2015 No.13393483 >>13393480 I want to have wingwrapping kissing missionary sex with a crow tengu nurse

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:31:12 2015 No.13393484 >>13393482 Now that's something you could put into a hardboiled detective story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:32:23 2015 No.13393485 File: 910 KB, 3012x2233, 1404712657497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is you're waifu an operator?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:34:16 2015 No.13393488 >>13393485 >Not using the SVD or Mosin Worst MGS4 player ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:34:40 2015 No.13393489 >>13393482 But anon I need more smug monkey girl ass. Glorious, Glorious smug monkey girl ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:34:56 2015 No.13393491 >>13393481 Well that quickly turned disappointing. I thought I was catching up on a treat that I missed out on last thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:35:54 2015 No.13393492 >>13393489 Did she tell you "Ooo eee ooo ah ah tingtang wallawalla bingbang"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:36:51 2015 No.13393494 File: 560 KB, 1000x1400, 1414001606980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393411 I just want monsters healing human stories in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:38:01 2015 No.13393497 File: 297 KB, 693x852, 1412429467055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393485 Would take prisoner and sexually torture to extract information about if she's single, what kind of guys she likes etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:40:43 2015 No.13393503 >>13393494 God please no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:43:31 2015 No.13393512 >>13393494 I don't know about healing, but that white fur-tipped tail is getting molested. I'm going to press it against my face and smell her scent from it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:43:41 2015 No.13393513 >>13393503 Suffering fag pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:44:15 2015 No.13393516 >>13393512 What is with all this sniffing and smelling you deviants do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:44:37 2015 No.13393518 >>13393463 W?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:45:56 2015 No.13393519 File: 263 KB, 768x1024, fucking lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393516 Iss da bes, mang

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:46:32 2015 No.13393522 File: 471 KB, 1920x1080, AnubisMechanic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393485 Of a sort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:46:33 2015 No.13393523 >>13393516 I just want to smell her hair and run my hands through her fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:47:21 2015 No.13393524 >>13393522 Ah, there she is. The ultimate Wrench Wench.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:48:35 2015 No.13393527

>>13393379

And I want a night of debauched, animalistic fucking with a pair of ex-pornstars from the 80's who'd pissed off a Lilim at some point and got warped into walking, talking parodies of their industry for their trouble. I want to feel their thick, pseudo-botox lips mashing against my own, sucking on my neck and locked around my cock. I want to be sandwiched and pinned between them as they mark me with their spit, sweat, and sex as they savagely kiss, grope and fuck me like starved animals. I want their tongues to run up my neck, and along the edge of my ears trailing a whiper of "Don't think, Baby... just CUM." before forceably invading my mouth.

I want to lay there drenched in sweat, femcum and a great many other things with their pseudo-sillicone breasts pressed up against my back and my chest as I lay there, trapped in the haphazard pile of unnatural curves, perma-tan, ridiculously volumous blonde hair and the stink of sex. I want to lay there and know that there is no going back after this; no future of a smiling holsty wife, happy little children or white picket fence for me. That this is all I deserve and all I should expect.

That I am a freak.

And a freak belongs with other freaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:50:02 2015 No.13393530 >>13393522 What did she build? >>13393527 Your desire is understandable.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:52:27 2015 No.13393536

>>13393481
>She tears his underwear away in a broad motion too, for austerity's measure, hearkening back to her days of pillaging
>His boyhood flops out, flaccid, her roughness not the most arousing of courtships
>Her soft, delicate hands wrap around it, and she takes it into her mouth like his cock dispensed the very air she needed to breathe, tongue coiling around as she forces it down her throat
>Her mad eyes soften as she begins to feel him harden within her. Insidious thoughts begin to churn and take root, like 'maybe this won't be so bad'
>He begins to groan under her, as she forces out reactions with her instinctive haste
>His hands come to her horns and he massages the scalp where they jut from as he forces her down on his cock
>But with him now hard, or hard enough, she quickly abandons all foreplay, and climbs up his smaller body, tearing away the tapestry as she does so, baring her wet, slickened, puffy womanhood to the musky air of the labyrinth.
>She wastes no time in angling his manhood upwards, and spearing herself onto it, taking him into the hilt, and nearly crushing his cock as her powerful muscles react to the painful and sudden intrusion.
>She gasps as she locks up, feeling her hymen tear, the adventurer under her merely groaning as his cock is forced into the tight, wet depths of a woman.
>The Minotaur gives herself barely a moment to adjust until she's obeying her new body's biological imperative, hips undulating of their own volition.
>Time, already a foreign concept after a millennium within the labyrinth, begins to flow for her in strange ways as she rides him, lost and utterly intoxicated upon the new sensations. A century passes before he begins to flood her virgin womb with hot ropes of cum, her cunt constricting and wrapping around his length as she rides out her own orgasm
>An eternity before the next
>A day before another
>And an instant before the last

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:52:41 2015 No.13393539 >>13393530 A Mech.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:52:54 2015 No.13393542 >>13393530 Terminator power armor, as a gift for her husbando: Anubis Mechanicfag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:53:07 2015 No.13393544 >>13393530 >What did she build? A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:53:40 2015 No.13393548 >>13393539 >>13393542 >>13393544 I want to see her hubby pilot it and wrestle a masked Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:54:47 2015 No.13393551 >>13393522 A pyramid mech.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:56:03 2015 No.13393555 >>13393548 I hope she crushes it into paste with him inside it. Destroy two smiles with one retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:56:32 2015 No.13393557 >>13393481 Go on

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:56:42 2015 No.13393558 >>13393522 Maybe he'll do an inscrutable Anubis Starfleet Officer next. With an immaculate uniform and ensigns to boss around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:56:47 2015 No.13393559 >>13393555 No. You're dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:58:10 2015 No.13393561 >>13393558 That would be adorable. No nonsense Anubutt Officer gives chase to her friend from the academy, torn between her duty to law and order on one hand, and her duty to friendship on the other. That story. When?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:58:27 2015 No.13393563 >>13393542 That's a new one...I like it. >>13393551 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdG_MYPq2lc Eeeeeeh, nah. >>13393558 That sounds lovely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:59:27 2015 No.13393568 >>13393561 I have it on my list, as one element of a larger space opera story. Don't hold your breath on it ever coming to fruition though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:59:31 2015 No.13393569 What monster has the worst fans? My money is on either Dragons or Anubis's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:00:20 2015 No.13393571 >>13393568 Oh come on! >>13393569 Quiet, you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:01:49 2015 No.13393576 >>13393569 Snakefags are the worst. Specially Grapefartfags.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:02:14 2015 No.13393577

>>13393569
Most of the most terrible ones aren't here anymore, the ones who would spam their EMG waifu every thread.

>Rach a best fags
>Draco fags
>Polt fags

etc.

And no, I don't mean the one or two of you people who have Rach as your waifu in here that don't start shit. You know who I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:02:39 2015 No.13393578 >>13393576 Grapesnakefags are pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:03:08 2015 No.13393580 How clingy would you want your MG waifu to be towards you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:03:09 2015 No.13393581 >>13393577 Those are people whose posts live up to /a/'s high posting standards though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:03:51 2015 No.13393582 >>13393580 I wouldn't want a waifu at all.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:04:09 2015 No.13393584
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>>13393561
Her Human friend, and secret love interest, disobeys an order when they're quarantining a rioting space colony.

He turns his ship around, his faith in the Galactic Starfleet gone. The ruthless Dragon commander puts a bounty on her head, her anger can be felt by everyone on her flagship.

The Anubis officer, who was second in command to the Human, is ordered by the Dragon Commander to execute him for treason. She pursues him in her own ship, but can't bring herself to do it. Instead she joins him, insisting that he would be lost without her and that he's an idiot for disobeying orders.

Then they go on an adventure through space, with ragtag Monster Girls with their own professions and background joining them. All while being pursued by a vengeful Dragon commander. Along with pirates and other dangers.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:04:30 2015 No.13393585
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>Have an Anubis waifu.
>You like to tease her when she gets a little too haughty.
>She's barking off her orders and being a little too condescending to you for your tastes.
>Walk up to her.
>Wipe some peanut butter onto the roof of her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:04:51 2015 No.13393586 >>13393584 Oh come on!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:05:26 2015 No.13393587 >>13393580 Full on, my wife is my best friend and we do everything together. Two people under the same roof living separate lives might as well not be married.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:07:42 2015 No.13393592

>>13393536
>Breathing heavily, she finally gets of the thief she'd ridden as little more than an organic dildo. she spares a short concern for the state of his pelvis.

>He treads through the recently stirred dust, his pack weighed down by the artifacts now secreted within, irritated with the mythic beast he'd acquired like a puppy. A very horny puppy.
>"Stop following me."
>"Shut up."
>He looks down at his watch, and winces
>"That took far too long..."
>As he finishes, a giant shadow looms down from above, plummeting to the earth, leavign a small crater in its wake.
>"Theeiiif!"
>"Fuck."
>The dragon strides up, smirking evilly, smoke billowing from her nostrils as she struts up with a hunter's pride. "Found you now, rabbit. You can start begging now, because you won't have the breath for it later."
>"Shit." The adventurer begins to back up clinging to his pack of pilfered riches
>Until he stumbles back into the powerful abs of the Minotaur
>The girl in question looks boredly at the approaching dragon, and lifts her immense golden Labrys with a hand, before swinging it down to the side, gouging into Gaia a crater more impressive than the dragon's.
>"Fuck off. He's mine."
>The dragon looks at the beast for a long moment, before recognizing a peer. She frowns deeply, but the adventurer is ecstatic.
>"Y-You saved me!"
>She looks down at the boy nearly eclipsed by the curve of her bust
>And clips the back of his head with an open hand
>"Ow!"
>"Return what you stole."
>He pales
>"Not all of it, moron, just hers."
>"O-oh..." Slowly, he reaches into the pack, before pulling out a particularly beautiful gem of swirling, incandescent colors. The dragon positively squees when she sees it.
>Slowly, as though his hand were bound by razor wire, he forces the gem away from him. The dragon takes it into her claws, but even then it takes another smack to make him let it go.
>He pouts as the dragon flies away with his loot, and turns a fierce glare to the meddling 'taur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:08:36 2015 No.13393593 File: 47 KB, 564x488, wanwan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's got one big fluffy tail and two massive meaty paws. Are you man enough to handle her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:08:43 2015 No.13393594 >>13393569 Chershire cats fans with their meme waifu. Every single Chershire character is awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:09:32 2015 No.13393597 >>13393593 We're just going to have to find out the hard way, ain't we?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:09:46 2015 No.13393598 >>13393593 No. I would probably cry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:10:44 2015 No.13393599 >>13393594 Nobody is going to take you seriously when you can't even spell the name right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:10:55 2015 No.13393602 >>13393586 Did I steal the plot from something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:11:13 2015 No.13393603 File: 935 KB, 1200x1130, 1402272665693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you burn books with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:11:13 2015 No.13393604 >>13393594 >meme waifu Shit b8

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:11:26 2015 No.13393606 >>13393593 Yeah, sure. Bring it on. What's the worse that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:11:31 2015 No.13393607 >>13393594 Good thing Chershires aren't a thing, then. Cheshires, on the other hand, are love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:11:56 2015 No.13393608 Night everyone, stay cool and don't burn down the thread. Progress since friday? 0. Thank you chores and work being busy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:12:13 2015 No.13393610 >>13393607 Damn right

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:12:21 2015 No.13393611 >>13393602 No I mean it's like you're edging me here, and while I'm not against that type of thing it just annoys me now. Write you big bully, write! >>13393608 I refer you to>>13393603

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:12:38 2015 No.13393612 >>13393592 0/10 your story sucks. Fucking every time a story has a Thief as the MC you faggots ruin it somehow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:13:24 2015 No.13393616 >>13393603 No way. She would hate that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:13:44 2015 No.13393617 >>13393603 WHY!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:13:54 2015 No.13393618 >>13393593 Show us the uncropped fagit

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:13:57 2015 No.13393619

>>13393584
Ah yes, I remember the several times this has been discussed...good days indeed.

>>13393587
Agreed. Maybe not everything, a few diverging interests help keep things fresh. But nothing's better than sharing in all your favorites. But differences are good, if only to introduce your partner to something new and have them enjoy it too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:14:08 2015 No.13393620 >>13393603 No. What's wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:14:42 2015 No.13393623 >>13393620 I went to /lit/. It's the most awful of places.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:15:02 2015 No.13393624

>>13393592
>She just grins and ruffles his hair
>"Don't worry, I'll earn it's worth back by being your bodyguard."
>"That gem was priceless. You'll never earn it's worth back even if given all eternity."
>She just grins wider, "Exactly, guess you're stuck with me longer than eternity then, aren't you?"
>"Lucky me."
>"Shut up. You deserve worse then this. Where we headed? Star walkin'."
>He silently turns away and starts walking
>"Aww quit sulkin', I just didn't want to fight a dragon first up. I'm a lil' rusty, y'know?"
That's it. Didn't really warrant a continuation. I just didn't want to leave it unfinished. Shouldn't have started it without looking at the time first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:15:36 2015 No.13393626 >>13393599 >>13393604 >>13393607 I don't care if I spelled the name wrong. She's shit, and you're dumb for liking her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:15:37 2015 No.13393627 >>13393623 So you had the sudden urge to burn books? Pyro's, I swear

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:16:08 2015 No.13393630 >>13393612 IT'S JUST LIKE ONE OF MY WESTERN VIDEOGAMES

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:16:13 2015 No.13393632 >>13393626 Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:16:16 2015 No.13393633 >>13393627 Dude, if I could I'd burn those wankers instead but that wouldn't really be okay.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:18:03 2015 No.13393634

>>13393611
Oh right, well I don't know about writing it. But I can edge you more.

One of the crew members could be an alcoholic Red Oni heavy weapons specialist. She's very blunt, has a bit of a temper and as you'd expect from an Oni is huge with plenty of muscle. But when everyone's asleep she'll be in bed sobbing, surrounded by cans of beer. Some tragic part of her past, and she won't open up to you about it until you've got enough arbitrary relationship points.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:18:11 2015 No.13393635 >>13393569 Holst, Kitsune, Manticore

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:18:15 2015 No.13393636 >>13393633 Well burning books isn't really a better compromise in comparison. But I understand. Burning people is kind of annoying. The screams, you know? But still, books are great. How about burning something else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:18:47 2015 No.13393637 >>13393630 God I hate the fucktards who made Thief 4. Fucking no good anything with a Thief MC in fucking years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:18:50 2015 No.13393638 >>13393632 Yes. That they're just awful in every way. A blind man could see that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:19:22 2015 No.13393640 >>13393634 See, this is what I meant when I called you a big bully. Bully-wully I say! >>13393636 >books are great Not necessarily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:19:42 2015 No.13393641 >>13393638 Well that's just your opinion man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:20:57 2015 No.13393644 >>13393612 What did you want?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:21:03 2015 No.13393645 >>13393294 I leave the thread for half a day and this joker nearly kills everyone! Unbelievable!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:21:30 2015 No.13393647

>>13393585
>She's being exceptionally harsh on the sla- interns today
>Every time she starts to tear into one, you sneak up behind her and scratch behind her ears
>It never fails to trip her up and cause her to stop yelling immediately until she's able to gather herself and whip around to scold you, allowing the poor target of her wrath to slip away
>Pages you to come see her in her office
>Locks the door when you walk in, shuts the blinds
>"Anon stooop iiiit, you're undermining my authorityyyyyyyyyy"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:21:36 2015 No.13393648 >>13393641 But my option is better then yours because I don't have shit taste.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:22:19 2015 No.13393649

>>13393640
>Not necessarily
Stop making me feel old by raving about your fancy technophologics and how books are irrelevant when you can just read them on your easily breakable period pads
I'd rather read a damn book, I'd rather flip through the pages, smell the new book smell or the old book spell, then stare at a glowing white screen

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:23:19 2015 No.13393650 >>13393648 Well that's just your opinion man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:23:36 2015 No.13393653 >>13393647 >Start scratching behind her ear before she can finish >Drags out "Authority" until she's out of breath >Just pants and nuzzles your hand from there

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:23:49 2015 No.13393654 >>13393649 Hey, I love physical books too, couldn't read any other way. But if the content is shit, it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:25:13 2015 No.13393656 >>13393644 I wanted a fucking thief, stealing treasure and MGs hearts everywhere he goes. Not the bullshit you wrote.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:25:18 2015 No.13393657 >>13393654 True. I thought you were just bashing books in general, and not bad books My mistake. Carry on. Bad books are the worst. No, good books with terrible endings are the worst

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:25:43 2015 No.13393658 >>13393592 Random Smaug is random.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:26:07 2015 No.13393659 >>13393648 >option You do have shit spelling though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:26:11 2015 No.13393660 >>13393657 Is this leading into an anti Stephen King rant? Because I threw The Dark Tower against the wall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:26:39 2015 No.13393663 >>13393647 Life can't be easy for Human boy interns in a Monster Girl owned company. That Ara ara~ Kraken secretary keeps spanking my ass whenever I come in.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:26:46 2015 No.13393664

>>13393584

>Human friend.

Friend? Or former rival, going all the way back to the very beginning of their academy days?

She never liked the way he played fast and loose with the rules; a falsified report here, a forgotten regulation there, like he didn't give a right damn about order and just did whatever the hell he wanted. It chaffed her, infuriated her, even, that someone could disregard and disrespect so much of her way of life and still have the gall to wear the uniform... But still, she had to admit... all those times he disobeyed, all those times he broke rank and acted on his own...

He was always trying to do what he thought was right, consequences be damned.

...Can you blame her for admiring that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:28:58 2015 No.13393669 File: 624 KB, 1920x1080, anubismechanic2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleepy, confusing drawing but anyways. See you later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:29:34 2015 No.13393671 >>13393669 Yes. A battle there must be!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:29:41 2015 No.13393672

>>13393656
>I wanted a fucking thief, stealing treasure and MGs hearts everywhere he goes.
Why are you so angry though? that fact that he doesn't suavely run off with hearts and loot like fuckin' zoro isn't really something to get so irritated over. It's not like that's the sole theif archetype. Plenty fuck up and find themselves where they don't wanna be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:30:48 2015 No.13393676 >>13393664 Little bit of both? Yeah...this really does sound great. Sci-Fi Anubis really is my ultimate fantasy. >>13393669 Oh Loen. You're wondrous.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:31:20 2015 No.13393679

>>13393660
I was lucky enough to not even start the series until Song of Susanah was already out, so I didn't get nearly as invested as some people. Besides, you should never expect a good ending from King, that way you're never disappointed and seldom surprised.

You know what had a good ending though? Christine. Salem's Lot did too. I've read a lot of the rest of his works but they always seem to have a pretty anti-climactic resolution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:31:43 2015 No.13393681 File: 115 KB, 1079x653, 1430202703255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393669 And a small peek at a WIP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:32:20 2015 No.13393683 >>13393669 >tfw I was just writing about war golems and modrons and Anubis I gotta finish this story today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:32:30 2015 No.13393685 >>13393676 >Sci-Fi Anubis really is my ultimate fantasy It's nice that this thing still lives on. >>13393679 I wasn't expecting anything great, just... an ending.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:33:06 2015 No.13393692 >>13393672 Just go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself and your shit excuse of a fucking thief. Next time you want to write about some jobbing fuck use a warrior or something you fuck.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:33:57 2015 No.13393695

>>13393660
Nah. If I wanted to rant I would've, and the whole techno-organic period pad thing was my rant
And I'm all ranted out anyhow.
but seriously, good books with bad endings are bad. you invest so much into the story, the characters, the setting and everything, and then you get to the ending and are left with the most saltiest taste in your mouth that you have to sit down for a bit just to realize you burned through x hours reading this blasted book just for that. FOR THAT.
And what's WORSE is when it's a series. FUCK THAT. Oh yeah, let's make 3+ books that are all good with interesting characters that you'll love, AND FUCK THE ENDING UP. No happy ending, no sad ending like what you though, just bullshit. That's it. A big pile of it. You can't even use it as compost because it's that bad. Jesus Christ.
Salt can't even describe it. It's like walking up a steep hill to meet the Kitsune goddess you've heard about that'll grant you any wish if you manage to make it up there. But then when you do get there, there's this sign that says "Your Kitsune is on another hill" with a cute yet crudely drawn grinning face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:34:06 2015 No.13393696 >>13393681 God that's so fucking disgusting looking.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:35:53 2015 No.13393701

>>13393685
Dark Tower was disappointing but it was obvious how he based the whole thing on cycles and wheels that he would end it that way. What ticked me off more was the typical petering out at the end. I could tell he was kind of going for the whole universe winding down into a desolate nothing sort of theme but when you reduce the big bad to nothing but a crazy guy chucking grenades like Mouser in Mario 2 then you just want to throw up your hands and go "I'm done."

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:36:25 2015 No.13393704

>>13393664
It will have started off as rivalry, as the child of the powerful Sefu Anubis family. She was expected to excel in all areas, to stand out amongst her peers. And she did so without fault, a proud example of her family's strength. Popular among cadets and officers alike.

But in her same year, was some cocky Human boy. His background wasn't even significant, just the son of some backwater colonists. A nobody, he had little discipline as was constantly scolded and punished by the training officers.

Yet as as sure as the blue sun rises over Iuriss IV. He always scored highest in tests, exams and training. All her hard work, flawless disposition was undermined by this so called 'Genius'.

It ate at her from within, but eventually she began to realize it wasn't hate or jealousy. She began to love him, though she would never admit it and anyone who implied it would receive a meaty paw to the face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:37:50 2015 No.13393709 >>13393692 But thieves are assholes. They deserve to job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:37:50 2015 No.13393710 >>13393704 >WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME, I WAS LEARNING TO CONQUER GALAXIES I can't not laugh at the whole concept.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:39:18 2015 No.13393715 File: 243 KB, 600x600, gazer5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never give a dirty monoeye headpats

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:40:07 2015 No.13393717 >>13393704 Why do they have to be lovers? Now the cocky human boy can't sleep with exotic alien babes! Like the Radiator Woman from the Radiator Planet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:40:44 2015 No.13393719 >>13393709 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:40:54 2015 No.13393720 Something about the way you colored her skin and the position of her horns and arms make her look really odd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:41:07 2015 No.13393721 >>13393715 That's not a monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:41:49 2015 No.13393724 >>13393710 It doesn't help that the fucking camera was always at an angle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:42:16 2015 No.13393727 Woops. >>13393720 Was meant for >>13393681, Loen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:42:28 2015 No.13393728 >>13393704 >>13393717 I think the intent to a story would have her be one route of a Harem Story. Best girl of course. Shame best girls never win...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:42:41 2015 No.13393729 >>13393724 And the emperor is a grapesnake so everything is purple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:43:24 2015 No.13393732 >>13393728 Kapitan is of being revolutionary, da? Anya find sexy that in a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:43:28 2015 No.13393733 >>13393719 Seriously though, wallow in as much ass pain as you want, but watching a thief fuck up is the tastiest Schadenfreude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:44:27 2015 No.13393735 >>13393704 >>13393717 ... ...Wait, shit. We just basically cloned Kirk and Spock and swapped one of their genders without even realizing it, didn't we? Back to the drawing board...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:44:52 2015 No.13393737 >>13393715 >>13393721 He's right, that's a multieye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:45:01 2015 No.13393738 >>13393729 Oh god it's like the Matrix but with an even shittier colour filter. >>13393733 Fucking kill yourself, and if you're the shit excuse of a writer that wrote that story kill yourself twice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:45:50 2015 No.13393739 File: 57 KB, 300x450, bieye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393715 >you will never hug and cuddle a filthy bieye

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:45:54 2015 No.13393740 >>13393735 Eh, not quite, but there are some undertones and similarities here and there in some of the prior posts. >>13393664 especially.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:48:27 2015 No.13393745 >>13393735 Now make a monmusu Bones

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:49:03 2015 No.13393746 >>13393739 Oh god, who is this cutie semen demon? Her eyes are beautiful.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:49:40 2015 No.13393748

>>13393704
The final exam approached. The boy was at the top of his class, the Anubis a close second. Both of their scores worthy of praise, they were already guaranteed a captain's position and their own ship to command. Another pair of the Galactic Starfleet's finest.

The boy's scores were so flawless he was permitted to take the commander's exam, if he passed this he would be learning under Fleet Commander Emberscale herself! Set to take her place when the time came.
The Anubis steamed with envy, that should be her. She was the best, not him.

Yet much to her, and everyone's surprise. His growing fan-base of cadets, the stern officers just waiting for him to do something wrong and slip up, but never truly expected him to.

He failed.

Apparently he forfeited the test altogether, he was doing fine up until a certain decision in the simulation. If anything it should have foreshadowed what would lead to his treasonous actions after graduation, everyone was stunned. It was a simple prioritizing of military forces of civilians. When told that the civilians were not a higher priority he just got up and left.

No one could understand why he would throw it all away so whimsically, a Human thing perhaps? But the Anubis was beginning to understand why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:51:44 2015 No.13393751 >>13393748 Well, at least you didn't just have him cheat the system?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:51:50 2015 No.13393754 >>13393748 military forces over civilians* whoops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:53:05 2015 No.13393759 >>13393748 >Implying you advance this quickly in rank based on exams >Implying anyone with half a grasp of military strategy would allow Butterbar Commanders This isn't Ender's Game. And even there, they were trained from childhood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:53:20 2015 No.13393761 >>13393751 Along with helping himself to an apple. It was tempting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:54:30 2015 No.13393766 File: 131 KB, 800x1352, 10d2cd6637b5880b1b1f2606f4f70487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would your MG wife wear frilly lingerie or is she not able to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:55:14 2015 No.13393767 >>13393738 Not him but you sure are mad over a whole lot of nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:55:27 2015 No.13393768 >>13393761 >"And here the director said 'Have him eat an apple. It'll make him look like even more of an asshole'."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:55:36 2015 No.13393770 >>13393759 It's just qualifying him for serving under a commander to learn from the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:56:38 2015 No.13393772 >>13393766 If we could find something in her size yeah. Though a few sizes too small might be even better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:56:52 2015 No.13393774 >>13393766 Might be difficult to put some pieces on, and no stockings, hose or bridal gauntlets, but I'm sure nightgowns, teddies, negligee and the like would work just fine. Might be able to rig up something for a garterbelt...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:57:24 2015 No.13393776 >>13393770 >Commander's exam >Guaranteed captain with his own ship with no experience Indefensible.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:57:59 2015 No.13393777

>>13393715
>You'll never seduce a monoeye just to dump in in front of the school.
>She'll never break into your house at night and drug you before raping you for hours
>She'll never turn you into her handsome armcandy who is always ready to pleasure her when she wants it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:58:41 2015 No.13393780 >>13393766 I think anything but a slime could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:59:17 2015 No.13393783 >>13393649 >Old book smell Ah, I remember that smell. Especially when I got my first and only deck of YGO cards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:59:41 2015 No.13393785 >>13393777 I would not want to do those things or have them happen to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:00:42 2015 No.13393788 >>13393745 The hot kuudere doctor is now a lich, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:01:03 2015 No.13393789 >>13393785 Dork. Who doesn't want some dumb smelly loser Cyclops to put them in their place?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:02:23 2015 No.13393792 >>13393788 Male lead is now a vampire, his chuuni previous character coming back to bite him. Pun intended.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:03:47 2015 No.13393796 >You will never have an Oomukade confess to you in private >You will never respond to her by saying >"Huh? What did you say? Shit was too loud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:03:50 2015 No.13393797 >>13393777 I want to tenderly tease a monoeye until she's a blushing stuttering mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:04:36 2015 No.13393798 >>13393788 >Taking away Bone's affable sarcasm and energy Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:06:17 2015 No.13393804 >>13393776 Personally the angle I wrote down was more the MC being chased out of school after a mishap in an advanced training exercise, which was misconstrued to appear as though he'd purposefully done something with disastrous results.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:06:22 2015 No.13393805 File: 105 KB, 850x840, 1414865568107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393777 I thought Monoeyes liked getting bullied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:08:54 2015 No.13393813 >>13393805 I want to nibble her neck. Then run my hands through her hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:09:09 2015 No.13393815 >>13393805 But they don't like getting cuntblocked. What's the point of getting bullied if he's not going to strip her down and impale her on his dick?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:10:54 2015 No.13393816 [SPOILER]

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Would your MG GF/wife be the one that Initiated the sexual part of the relationship, or would it have been you?
And did she want you at first for the sex or did it develop after you were together for a while?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:11:10 2015 No.13393818 >>13393815 fair point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:11:41 2015 No.13393819 >>13393816 Wouldn't have a waifu, too body for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:12:29 2015 No.13393823 >>13393816 Probably her, after getting fed up with teasing on my part...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:13:40 2015 No.13393828 File: 135 KB, 640x1091, 89088d497bbd582325db31921354d9e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393766 >>13393772 >Would your MG wife wear frilly lingerie or is she not able to? > Though a few sizes too small might be even better. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:14:04 2015 No.13393831 >>13393816 I would it would be her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:14:20 2015 No.13393833 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, 1429432676741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393816 She'd definitely be the initiator, but she'd make me fucking work for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:14:51 2015 No.13393834 >>13393816 it was her im i

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:15:23 2015 No.13393835 >>13393816 Definitely me, how could I resist that small, soft, adorable sleeping cutie? I'd just want to nibble on her ears as I pound into her needy little body and work on impregnating her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:16:31 2015 No.13393838 File: 2.80 MB, 1158x9990, carefully_laid_plans_by_matsu_sensei-d8hx6uh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393828

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:16:48 2015 No.13393839 >>13393816 it was her im in it for the companionship

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:16:51 2015 No.13393840 >>13393835 Hi Nyanon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:17:43 2015 No.13393841 >>13393816 I'm guessing it would be her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:18:02 2015 No.13393843 >>13393840 Hi anon, how're the kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:18:06 2015 No.13393844 File: 210 KB, 500x596, 1428243791046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393788 >bones >kuudere Nigga what, an orc or oni seems the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:18:13 2015 No.13393845 >>13393838 He is so good to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:19:15 2015 No.13393846 >>13393835 >Your waifu gets pregnant with another daughteru every time you creampie her How big would your litter be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:19:38 2015 No.13393849 >>13393843 Not bad, they are running around the shrine while my wife does her goddess things

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:20:29 2015 No.13393850 >>13393846 Large enough for me to feel responsible for overpopulating the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:21:06 2015 No.13393852 >>13393844 >"Hey, boy, you got any sake on ya?" >"No? That's too bad." >"I guess I'll have nothing to use as lube when I fuck you unconscious."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:21:18 2015 No.13393853 >>13393844 Wait, what are we talking about, bones from Startrek, or bones from the TV show Bones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:21:53 2015 No.13393854 >>13393844 I think he'd probably still be best as a human, maybe some kind of future cleric. >Bunch of green-blooded rape-happy savages

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:22:19 2015 No.13393855 >>13393838 Such a nice couple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:22:53 2015 No.13393858 >>13393853 Considering it's a Star Trek conversation, what do you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:23:03 2015 No.13393860 File: 436 KB, 878x679, 1424834645990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393854 >>Bunch of green-blooded rape-happy savages Paladin Girl Bones when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:23:20 2015 No.13393861 >>13393853 I'm confused now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:23:43 2015 No.13393863 >>13393853 Since they were talking about Kirk and Spock, I reckon the ST Bones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:25:06 2015 No.13393868 >>13393838 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:25:52 2015 No.13393870 >>13393860 She will never stop being hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:26:40 2015 No.13393875 >>13393860 Yes! Except replace paladin with cleric for the healing aspect. >Damning Anon, I'm a shaman not a wingman!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:27:43 2015 No.13393877

>>13393816
It's a bit of both, really.
I'd known her since she started going to my school during my sophomore year; not a lot of people would share a bus seat with a lizardgirl with a cello across her back. Fast forward about two years, we were still bus-buddies (and her with that damn cello whacking my head every afternoon).
It was one winter, when we actually had early dismissal, that we went further. Her parents didn't usually get home til around 7-8ish due to work, so she had a few hours before anyone would be home. Naturally, I opted to keep her company (she liked to watch movies, more on that in the next post)
(cont.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:29:02 2015 No.13393881 >>13393877 Some anons need to learn when to just write a story rather than post a thing just as a response to a quick hypothetical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:30:01 2015 No.13393884 >>13393875 shaman and cleric are two different classes, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:30:40 2015 No.13393886 >>13393881 If that's what you wish. Let me just drop this on pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:31:23 2015 No.13393888 File: 86 KB, 586x531, Unit_ills_full_60262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spiders are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:32:50 2015 No.13393889 >>13393875 Would you rather a hot-blooded paladin or a repressed cool paladin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:33:13 2015 No.13393892 >>13393888 I think she's trying to find where she left her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:33:21 2015 No.13393893 >>13393838 >moolah Matsu-sensei a best

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:33:24 2015 No.13393894 File: 258 KB, 850x1067, 1430206404207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Oh, Hi there, what brings you to the shrine today?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:34:00 2015 No.13393895 >>13393889 Bones is always hot-blooded. If you want cool, look to Spock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:34:38 2015 No.13393896 >>13393894 Doing that hundred visit thing to try and get a girlfriend. How big does the daily donation need to be for that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:35:09 2015 No.13393897 >>13393844 Why are her hands/feet so huge?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:35:39 2015 No.13393899 >>13393895 I mentally switched to just paladin girls already

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:37:32 2015 No.13393901 File: 262 KB, 1117x881, Unit_ills_full_20073.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393892 Mouths are for losers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:38:15 2015 No.13393903 >>13393896 Two loads a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:39:05 2015 No.13393905 >>13393903 Two loads of what? I thought that shrines wanted cash donations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:39:23 2015 No.13393907 File: 747 KB, 1181x2300, helpful_handful_by_matsu_sensei-d79etsa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393893 Tits a best. Hips and ass just as good.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:39:36 2015 No.13393908

>>13393899
I want a fierce warrior with her convictions branded on her soul, who fights for what is right and her god. She wields her blade not for man or the church but for her own ideals.

The repressed and then corrupted stuff is too Deruella and KC for me. A real paladin knows who she is and embraces it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:40:54 2015 No.13393909 File: 142 KB, 850x637, sample-ec11a4adf083acaf112bcd2e1286ce64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you want a small wife that you can carry? or a Wife thats so big she can carry you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:41:22 2015 No.13393911 >>13393905 Don't ask. Just follow the nice shrine maiden into her bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:42:00 2015 No.13393913 >>13393909 A small but strong wife that can carry me.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:43:01 2015 No.13393914

>>13393909
Depends on who I meet first. If, say, a harpy I like shows up first and wants marriage, I'd princess carry her like no tomorrow.

But if an oni I like demands marriage I'd let her princess carry me right to the bedroom every night.

Who knows how life will turn out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:43:05 2015 No.13393915 >>13393909 I want a big wife I can carry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:43:30 2015 No.13393918 >>13393894 I came her because I heard the most beautiful fox deity in the world lived at this shrine, and I think I found her. SPLOOOOOOOSH

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:43:53 2015 No.13393920 >>13393911 Her bedroom? Does she need help cleaning it up? I'm pretty good at cleaning things!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:44:38 2015 No.13393921 >>13393915 I want to literally do deadlifts with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:45:10 2015 No.13393922 >>13393909 >>13393915 >>13393921 I want a wife so big I have to use a pick up truck to carry her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:47:15 2015 No.13393925 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, cow tits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the cow. Do it now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:49:50 2015 No.13393932 >>13393925 But it looks like she doesn't want me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:49:55 2015 No.13393933 >>13393909 The former if Anubis. The latter if Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:51:09 2015 No.13393936 >>13393932 She just looks that way because it's the first time she's been touched Be gentle

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:51:09 2015 No.13393937 >>13393925 >Cow >With those horns and ears This is clearly some kind of water buffalo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:51:28 2015 No.13393938 File: 691 KB, 1181x1550, petting_zoo_alt_by_matsu_sensei-d88io05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393925 I promise you, I'll get an arrest warrant and a restraining order for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:51:49 2015 No.13393939 >>13393932 She's just nervous

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:51:54 2015 No.13393940 >>13393933 You, sir, are 100% mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:52:27 2015 No.13393944 >>13393913 Nerd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:52:32 2015 No.13393945 >>13393925 Were it that my mortal hands would be allowed to caress Hathor's ample breasts and child-bearing thighs! Alas!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:52:43 2015 No.13393946

>>13393748

>Emberscale had high hopes for him.
>Talented. Strong-willed. Capable.
>She could teach him so very, very much.
>Her own personal protege. Someone to pass her immense knowledge and martial brilliance onto.
>All he had to do was pass this final test, and he'd have it all.
>...But he walked out instead.
>Stupid boy.
>INSOLENT boy.
>She saw to it that his posting after graduation was more like an exile.
>An ensign aboard some old tin can pulled out of mothball, hastily retrofitted and shipped off to the war.
>He'd either resign, die, or live on in obscurity, out of her sight.
>Because he wasn't transferring off that ship. Not in HER fleet.

>Ten years later, the war is over, and that boy is now a man.
>...And had she known how much trouble he and that fucking tin can of his would cause her, she'd've put one between his eyes back in that exam room all those years ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:53:32 2015 No.13393948 >>13393937 Bovine = cow

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:54:24 2015 No.13393949 >>13393937 Those horns could easily belong to an aurochs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:56:03 2015 No.13393951 File: 279 KB, 750x603, 1423669212329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393949 >Aurochs Girl Oh god, words can't express how much I want a threesome with one and a Muskox Girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:57:06 2015 No.13393952 >>13393951 Aurochs girl is just a minotaur though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:57:26 2015 No.13393954 >>13393951 Aurochs are minotaurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:57:32 2015 No.13393955 >>13393951 Wouldn't a musk ox girl stink to high heaven?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:58:17 2015 No.13393957 >>13393951 I want to smell a Muskox Girl's musk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 03:58:42 2015 No.13393958 >>13393955 >Insert generic KC handwaving about sexy smells and pheromones

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:00:23 2015 No.13393961 >>13393955 >not wanting to lick your muskox girlfriend's smelly hairy pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:00:49 2015 No.13393962 >>13393946 I know that when I wrote down a lot of this, I threw in some of my own stuff. I can't remember whether a Lich Scientist who's very casual about absolutely insane deep-space experiments was the thread's idea, or mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:01:39 2015 No.13393964 >>13393957 >>13393955 >the smell used by males to attract mates

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:02:39 2015 No.13393966 >>13393964 >big shaggy goat girl sniffing your dick like it's cocaine

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:03:02 2015 No.13393967 >>13393951 You would die >>13393955 They stink of sex and lewd because their pussies overproduce pheromones and it gets into their thick, shaggy fur and is nearly impossible to wash out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:03:18 2015 No.13393968 >>13393962 The Lich doctor who had her husband's head in a preservation container. Her illegal research causing her to be exiled and joining the crew?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:03:31 2015 No.13393969 File: 302 KB, 780x980, 55eb10267503bd99cbae47b22140f7ca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Do any of you like Green Dragons?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:03:34 2015 No.13393970 >>13393951 Reminder that Muskox are more closely related to sheep than to oxen

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:03:58 2015 No.13393973 >>13393961 This is my fetish. >>13393966 This is also my fetish. Is there any sight better than that of a guy or girl burying their face in their partner's crotch and taking a big, deep breath of their scent?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:04:33 2015 No.13393975 >>13393961 You're either a pervert or have never had a case of tuna gone bad. >>13393958 Bless KC?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:04:58 2015 No.13393977 >>13393968 Don't think I wrote that detail down, but sure. Why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:05:05 2015 No.13393978 >>13393969 Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:05:15 2015 No.13393979 >>13393973 Licking

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:05:29 2015 No.13393980 >>13393970 That's perfect though. Sheep and goat girls are the best. I'm still sad the only goat we have in MGE is a loli. Sheep are nice but she needs a new profile picture and she doesn't have big sexy horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:06:32 2015 No.13393982 >>13393969 I like all dragons

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:07:39 2015 No.13393985 >>13393937 Are you trying to bully Hathor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:07:52 2015 No.13393987 >>13393980 >muskox girl riding your face, ramming her smelly pussy all over your nose and mouth >aurochs girl burying her face in muskox tits as she cums on your dick >all that bleating and mooing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:10:53 2015 No.13393991 >>13393920 You know what? Yes.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:11:00 2015 No.13393992

>>13393946
Now the Human drifts through space with his ragtag crew, all with bounties on their heads and powerful enemies who want them dead.

The galaxy is laid out before them to explore. With nothing to do but have an adventure through the vast emptiness of space, with countless Monster Girl inhabited planets to visit. And perhaps beyond the frontier itself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:11:22 2015 No.13393993 File: 151 KB, 960x1449, ab7793f080a612843c841cf6e810d3a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393969 Dragons and reptiles are cool. KC's scale bikinis and cosplay-tier 'boots' & 'gloves' are not, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:11:43 2015 No.13393994 >>13393074 I already have a copy of Dune, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:12:18 2015 No.13393998 >>13393969 What do they do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:12:37 2015 No.13394000 >>13393970 Ox just means a cow that's been trained as a beast of burden anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:12:45 2015 No.13394001 File: 87 KB, 600x708, 1430208765226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I heard you wanted to see a feminine Jinko, How do I look?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:12:58 2015 No.13394002 >>13393993 >scales going all the way up the arm >gloves

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:13:00 2015 No.13394003 >>13393993 Very smug. Would fuck hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:13:48 2015 No.13394006 >>13394001 White Tiger Jinko-chan is adorable! I want to touch her tail!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:14:10 2015 No.13394008 File: 48 KB, 604x453, Aisha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394000 And Muskox are closer to sheep and goats than that >>13394001 Space Jinko is better

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:15:41 2015 No.13394010 File: 573 KB, 720x540, 1237943279432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394008 Aisha is the best token Cat Girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:15:45 2015 No.13394011 File: 36 KB, 532x599, 9ae3aeb32658949a19c9f41053069d22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394002 Not all gloves end on the wrists, you know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:16:00 2015 No.13394013 >Houri already has 4 pieces of art, not counting the profile pic and .less' alahu's snackbar one Huh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:16:19 2015 No.13394014 >>13393992 And of course, rival crews which they come up against. Perhaps as enemies, perhaps as allies. Like a crew of Egyptian-descended girls, led by a bickering Pharaoh and Apophis. Or the crew of the famed Anya.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:16:36 2015 No.13394016

>>13393985
Of course not.

I mean I might get some sick sort of pleasure from it if she starts mooing disconsolately.

I might then take that opportunity to tenderly cuddlefuck her as a way of cheering her up.

But I certainly wouldn't force the issue.
Yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:17:46 2015 No.13394017 File: 140 KB, 590x700, 297abddaf859a30f960949cc3389620c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you find in a swamp?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:17:49 2015 No.13394018 File: 204 KB, 712x1122, fuller_moonshine_by_matsu_sensei-d4vtifr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394008 >>13394010 I like bigger cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:18:02 2015 No.13394019 >>13393998 poison

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:18:29 2015 No.13394021 >>13394016 Absolutely hidoi

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:18:57 2015 No.13394022 >>13394017 Plants Insects. Spiders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:19:16 2015 No.13394026 >>13394018 Dobson plz

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:19:32 2015 No.13394029 >>13394017 Swamp lolis in school swimsuits

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:19:37 2015 No.13394030 >>13393946 Am I sensing some hate fucking in this mans future?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:19:46 2015 No.13394032 >>13394017 I am filled with feelings of overwhelming attraction to that image. >>13394018 >Aisha by Matsu Huh. Okay then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:20:42 2015 No.13394036 >>13394017 Crocodile girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:20:42 2015 No.13394037 >>13394030 Not everything is sexual, anon. She obviously wants him dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:20:57 2015 No.13394039 >>13394026 No. I didn't meant that. Please make the memories go away.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:21:06 2015 No.13394040

>>13394014
Maybe she'll end up as a villain of some obscure ice-world alliance, who ends up clashing with the Dragon Commander, inadvertently opening a window for the Human and his crew of outlaws to escape in the confusion.

She would have a Yeti second-in-command who sounds too adorable to be in the military, but is surprisingly cunning with her hug-based attack formations.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:21:39 2015 No.13394043

>>13394030
Y'know, with the variety of possible love options for such a story, I'm starting to think it might work best as one of those stories where an opinion poll is posted at the end of each chapter, and people can weigh in on what direction they want the story to go in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:22:13 2015 No.13394044 >>13394036 Big thick lizard girls that look lazy but when you get too close

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:23:01 2015 No.13394049 >>13394030 Clearly she's mayadere for him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:23:25 2015 No.13394050 >>13394029 Tell me more about these swamp-lolis. >>13394032 Yeah she's great, the monster-features really accentuate her slender body, wish I knew the artist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:23:44 2015 No.13394052 >>13394044 >Big thick lizard girls The best kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:23:53 2015 No.13394054 >>13394044 >Get near a crocodile girl >They grab your hand and start spinning >Does she want to dance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:23:58 2015 No.13394055 >>13394050 I was referring to Sahuagin that live in swamps

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:24:35 2015 No.13394057 File: 326 KB, 987x1400, 1420936444389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394044 Yep, Croco-chan is probably more dangerous that she looks. But all dat reptile to cuddle though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:24:38 2015 No.13394058 >>13394044 Just toss them some marshmallows. They fucking love those things for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:25:44 2015 No.13394060 >>13394057 >That fucking doujin Hate. Lots of boiling hate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:26:01 2015 No.13394063 >>13394057 Great girls. Bad manga.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:26:28 2015 No.13394066

>>13394052
Just remember that they never stop growing, so be careful if you marry one. She may just be 6 ft now, but give her a few years and a few kids and soon you'll need a bigger bed

>>13394054
>You will never make sweet music with your Crocodile Onee-san waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:26:35 2015 No.13394069 >>13394060 I know So much potential Such shitty execution

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:26:39 2015 No.13394070 >>13394054 >She spins you into a hug from behind >Can't escape

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:26:53 2015 No.13394071 >>13394060 It was a woeful mistreatment of the zoo animals, it's true. Cute girls though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:26:55 2015 No.13394073 >>13394057 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:27:39 2015 No.13394076 >>13394043 A few threads back I was almost tempted to write the story about the werewolf who had her family killed by a man wielding an axe. Was tempted to tie it into the story I already had. /mgt/ comes up with good things once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:27:43 2015 No.13394077 File: 425 KB, 900x900, 0f1d4475e44ac86b0a753b259f42269d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394055 Oh of course, how could I forget.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:27:49 2015 No.13394078 >>13394060 >>13394069 I fapped vigorously to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:28:14 2015 No.13394082 >>13394073 Welcome to the Zoo! Be prepared for disappointment though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:28:52 2015 No.13394088 >>13394070 Nobody escapes the dreaded cuddle-roll

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:30:36 2015 No.13394091 Y'know what I want to see KC do? A fucking Ahriman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:31:33 2015 No.13394093 >>13394088 Lazy, but very forceful sex in the murky shallow water. Other crocodile girls might join in too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:31:35 2015 No.13394094 >>13394091 Huh, what a coincidence! I want to see him do your mom Oh wait, there's already a succuslut page, isn't there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:32:07 2015 No.13394096 File: 1.15 MB, 500x495, pleasant_surprise_by_matsu_sensei-d61aq03.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck. I just love giant tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:32:46 2015 No.13394099 >>13394094 >Your mom jokes Really? Have we fallen so low?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:33:06 2015 No.13394100 >>13394096 I hate giant tits.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:33:10 2015 No.13394101

>>13392280
Mantis Royality.

She lives in an impressive walled manor deep in the woods. Her favorite hobby is to go out hunting, always returning with various catches for me to clean, butcher and cook. She treats me like a tool and an object all day, but oddly I always have to share the same bed with her and embrace her during the nights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:33:38 2015 No.13394102 >>13394094 >#ShotsFired

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:33:46 2015 No.13394103 File: 300 KB, 1032x693, 1410867835014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394096 I love tiny tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:34:30 2015 No.13394105 >>13394101 Does she ask you to caress her abdomen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:34:38 2015 No.13394107 >>13394100 Are you a loli-man, or just a moderate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:34:47 2015 No.13394108 >>13394099 Well your mom had to go down pretty low to suck my dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:34:59 2015 No.13394109 >>13394091 Fuck no. >>13394100 Gay. >But muh- I don't care, GAY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:35:19 2015 No.13394111 >>13394107 Moderate.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:38:11 2015 No.13394117

>>13394108
I'd comment on how my mom's dead...
But knowing this place, you'll just respond with some necrophiliac line instead. So pretty pointless one way or the other.

>>13394109
What? You don't like the prospect of an extra-succubi, flight-enabled cyclops?
Just imagine the bullying potential!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:38:49 2015 No.13394119 >>13394096 You're passing big and going straight to inflation, like those people that post hamstortions of space-time and call it 'healthy'.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:39:02 2015 No.13394120
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>>13394105
Yes, I have to massage and clean it alongside the rest of her body every day, just before we head to bed.
She ussualy pounces on me and clings to me shortly after i'm done, with faintly blushing cheeks. Oddly she never says anything or does anything more besides that.

Perhaps I should take initiative one day and find out if she likes me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:39:43 2015 No.13394121 >>13394096 My limit would be right before her shirt pops. Anything beyond that is a bit too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:43:14 2015 No.13394127 File: 75 KB, 640x480, attachment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394111 >>13394103 >>13394119 >>13394121 That's alright, because all breasts are beautiful, and the most beautiful ones are those of the woman you love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:45:14 2015 No.13394132 >>13394127 >Condoning inflation fags Kill yourself. When a woman has her own accretion disc, it's too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:45:25 2015 No.13394133 >>13394127 Never said they weren't. I just have preferences & limits. Though it doesn't hurt that most of the species I like are pretty stacked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:46:36 2015 No.13394134 >>13394127 >kyon posters

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:51:13 2015 No.13394137

>>13392659
>Cyclops
>Skeleton

Fuck this, i'm just leaving her behind and marching on. She can barely follow me anyway, nor does she have the ability to talk and she's extremely frail. She probably won't last a day without spirit energy anyway. Who thought a skeleton partner would be a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:53:48 2015 No.13394141 >>13394137 But anon, that skeleton isn't your partner. The one inside you is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:56:19 2015 No.13394147 File: 1.16 MB, 625x626, 1406338075606.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394141

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 04:56:22 2015 No.13394148 >>13394141 >wishmaster.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:17:44 2015 No.13394176 File: 90 KB, 391x600, 1398223206102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buzz in yo butt!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:27:32 2015 No.13394189 File: 152 KB, 850x850, 1359513359162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394176 >Buzz in yo butt! If that's your comment, Anon, then that's the wrong Beelzebub to post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:36:26 2015 No.13394207 >>13394189 By fire be purged.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:37:45 2015 No.13394216 >>13394176 Reminder the MGE beelzebub entry has no reference to anything involving eggs or the anus

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:38:20 2015 No.13394217 >>13394216 Who cares? You people avoid them as if it did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:41:04 2015 No.13394221 >>13394217 b-but I like beelzebub

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:41:54 2015 No.13394224 >>13394221 No you don't. They're even less loved than Devil Bugs or Oomukade. And I bet they stink worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:42:02 2015 No.13394225 >>13394017 Ogres

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:42:54 2015 No.13394229 >>13394225 Plural?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:43:08 2015 No.13394230 >>13394207 Read it in his voice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:43:37 2015 No.13394234 >>13394224 But there's plenty of Oomukade love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:43:38 2015 No.13394235 >>13394217 Who knows why? Could be the loli body, could be that they're attracted to filth. They're apparently violent and steal your food too. I think those are valid reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:44:06 2015 No.13394236 >>13394230 I sense something... elusive. >>13394234 Ah, that Night Terrors update must be it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:44:18 2015 No.13394237 >>13394224 im neutral on devil bugs and oomukades are my favourite

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:44:25 2015 No.13394238 >>13394229 Okay, hopefully just one ogre.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 05:54:11 2015 No.13394249 >>13394221 Me too anon. Third favorite bug, because of their sheer lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:03:43 2015 No.13394269 >>13394249 What are the first two?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:08:41 2015 No.13394277 >>13394269 Not him, I'm gonna guess Mantis and Oomukade. Wouldn't be surprised if one were Khepri though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:08:49 2015 No.13394279 File: 1.04 MB, 1024x1024, 1351080537718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many of us are there left in this thread tonight/this morning? And what're your opinions on the large version of Cyclopses that can bully you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:10:05 2015 No.13394281 >>13394279 I like them. That pic is one of my all time favorites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:10:14 2015 No.13394282 >>13394279 I like being bullied but I don't like cyclopses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:10:54 2015 No.13394286 >>13394279 I'd gladly bully a cyclops though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:11:22 2015 No.13394289 >>13394279 Cyclopses should not bully. They're fuckin' nerds. I want to bully one and steal her lunch money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:11:22 2015 No.13394290 File: 244 KB, 597x874, filthy monoeye22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394277 Wouldn't be surprised, they're my top two as well >>13394279 >disgusting monoeyes bullying anyone Awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:11:44 2015 No.13394291 >>13394279 I'm going to bed now, so I don't know whether you count me or not. And I'm into shorter girls who need to be creative in order to bully me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:14:26 2015 No.13394298 >>13394277 Your spoilers are correct anon. >>13394290 I'd like to date that "Filthy Monoeye".

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:14:39 2015 No.13394299 >>13394291 I like the way you think, emotional bullying is way better than physical bullying. Just like how blackmail and threats are way better than rape and bondage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:20:01 2015 No.13394313 >>13394298 >I'd like to date that "Filthy Monoeye". You mean you want to beat her up and rape her? Because that's what they call a date.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:21:15 2015 No.13394320 >>13394279 Nothing good. I don't like cyclopes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:21:36 2015 No.13394323 >>13394313 No, I mean I'd like to ask her to accompany me on a social activity, such as a pleasant dinner or movie. Perhaps a nice walk through the park, while holding hands, capping off the evening by staying in to play some games together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:23:12 2015 No.13394325 I want to see a Cyclops get into a catfight with an Alp over a bully!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:23:29 2015 No.13394326 >>13394323 >friend asks her about it next day >she starts crying >"he hasn't hit me once, it's like he doesn't even love me!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:26:50 2015 No.13394334 >>13394279 I want a large version of a Cyclops so I can bully it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:28:01 2015 No.13394338

>>13393101
Oh, and as for how I take care of her?

I gave up on cleaning stuff because spotting me immersing myself in filth turns her on and she assaults me right then and there. Instead a Kikimora handles that. She wants to watch me have sex with the maid as well, but the maid spends every day in conflict between her desire for my dick and the fact that she wants a master, not a manservant who's the same 'rank' as her.

I handle cooking. I'm actually a shitty cook but my Beelzebub mistress eats anything I make anyways. The secret? My semen. Shit's like ketchup to her. She'll eat anything as long as my semen's on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:30:06 2015 No.13394343 >>13394325 >Girls, girls! There's enough room in this locker for both of you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:30:29 2015 No.13394345 >>13392280 >Dark Priest Am I the messiah now? Or am I just A very naughty boy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:30:52 2015 No.13394346 >>13394279 >being bullied by a Cyclops Despicable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:31:35 2015 No.13394347 >>13394343 >They get stuffed in the locker >Monoeye uses the Alp's spadetail as a dildo >"Please let me out! She's raping me!" >"Oh shut up you faggot!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:40:43 2015 No.13394365 Someday I want to write a short story about a MC who realizes he's a sadist while falling for a masochistic MG after seeing her considerable pain threshold. Who would be interested in this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:40:45 2015 No.13394366 I want to play Strip Smash Bros with an Alp and a Cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:42:01 2015 No.13394371 >>13394365 Depends. Will it be stupid and gorey for shock value, or a mature look at how such a relationship would work in practice, or something in between? >>13394366 M'lord.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:44:29 2015 No.13394375 >>13394371 >Will it be stupid and gorey for shock value? No, I hate gore. Two consenting adults finding what clicks (heh) in their sex lives and having a good time is what I'm thinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:46:43 2015 No.13394381 File: 1.06 MB, 1500x1076, 1402384571721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394375 In that case I would be interested in it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:47:59 2015 No.13394383

I am ANGRY, and not about elves but about how disconnected from the thread I feel.

I don't know about those mods logs that some talked in the last thread, I don't know why the pastebin is drama free and I don't know (but heard about) some writefags going holier-than-thou.

Having irregular internet time is suffering, I don't feel like a regular here anymore.
Sorry for the blogpost

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:48:18 2015 No.13394385 >>13394381 Awesome. Although it might end up as a greentext or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:49:18 2015 No.13394389 >>13394383 This is a thread where we talk about Monster Girls. Everything you just said is irrelevant to Monster Girls. Don't fret.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:50:18 2015 No.13394393 >>13394385 A greentext is hardly enough for that!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:51:11 2015 No.13394396 >>13394383 None of those things is very important at this point. The important thing is monster pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:53:00 2015 No.13394399 >>13394366 Will you lose sometimes just to make them feel better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:54:56 2015 No.13394403 >>13394399 I'm pretty sure they'd be able to win fairly, I mean what else would losers like them do on their free time other than play vidya?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:58:24 2015 No.13394419 >>13394403 They won't be doing much playing once you've lost everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 06:58:36 2015 No.13394420 File: 744 KB, 1023x768, e35a8d3afb73849681c6ca5035113e6a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394383 On the other hand my anger is entirely elf motivated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:02:32 2015 No.13394436 >>13394419 Me being naked is no excuse to get gropey. >>13394420 Spank her then. Leave imprints of your hands on her buttcheeks and make her sit on tacks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:04:37 2015 No.13394447 >>13394436 >Me being naked is no excuse to get gropey. What else are they to do with a naked boy? Ignore him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:04:53 2015 No.13394450 >>13394393 Perhaps. We'll see. It's still just a vague idea I got from a dream I had the other night, so there's still a lot to think about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:06:15 2015 No.13394462 >>13394447 Spill things on me. Like soda or ice cream. The Alp especially would try to recreate that scene from Boku no Pico. >>13394450 Dream, eh? Which MG?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:06:17 2015 No.13394464 >>13394399 I would start off weak, then I'd double down once I've only got my boxers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:06:27 2015 No.13394466 >>13394436 >Spank her then. Leave imprints of your hands on her buttcheeks and make her sit on tacks! I already tried that and she got off on it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:07:27 2015 No.13394470 >>13394389 >>13394396 You know I also forgot the wise words you come up with sometimes. >>13394420 Seems reasonable, that smug elf leads to angry sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:08:10 2015 No.13394477 >>13394466 Then you must give her a chili oil enema.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:08:54 2015 No.13394481 >>13394464 You tease.Why must you ruin their plans?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:10:27 2015 No.13394493 >>13394462 Not sure. She didn't seem to have any extraordinary body parts, but she looked like a cross between Papi and KC's Doppelganger. Short, short dark hair, shy, subdued, and very cute. Probably petite, which works for my purposes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:13:47 2015 No.13394509 >>13394420 I want her to sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:17:45 2015 No.13394536 >>13394509 No, don't! Her butt has >>13394466's tacks in it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:18:42 2015 No.13394544 >>13394536 But they'd be facing the other way

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:20:18 2015 No.13394554 >>13394544 But then she'll bleed on you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:20:47 2015 No.13394557 >>13394554 There's also chili oil leaking out of her butthole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:23:09 2015 No.13394567 File: 300 KB, 2000x1000, Kissers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yo where da Black Dragons at?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:25:17 2015 No.13394587 >>13394567 With the Dragonsluts, I would assume. Hope they have Acid Resistance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:27:32 2015 No.13394598 File: 524 KB, 877x1239, 0e8a007aa13991ce148f739ea501a2df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Uh? What are you looking at?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:28:10 2015 No.13394601 >>13394598 Where are your big meaty paws

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:28:14 2015 No.13394602 >>13394598 Your magnificent ears, of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:28:17 2015 No.13394603 >>13394587 Does my poison immunity amulet work against acid? They're both nature damage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:28:45 2015 No.13394608 >>13394587 What are the types of Dragons that even exist? >>13394598 There's a spider in your hair. Don't move.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:29:10 2015 No.13394612 >>13394598 (Scout voice) What are YOU looking at?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:29:25 2015 No.13394615 >>13394603 Nah, poison attacks your body from within. Acid just eats away at whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:29:45 2015 No.13394617 >>13394603 No, that'd work with a Green Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:35:34 2015 No.13394652 >>13394608 White, Black, Green, Red, Blue, Bronze, Gold, Silver, etc. There are a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:46:10 2015 No.13394725 >>13394652 I want to taste the rainbow

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:52:16 2015 No.13394770 >>13394725 Slut. >>13394279 Giants are so good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:00:55 2015 No.13394838 MGs can't sense boners in their vicinity, right? At least not the hidden ones, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:02:03 2015 No.13394844 >>13394838 They have yuuki rito luck though. If you've got a boner near one you're pretty much screwed. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:06:13 2015 No.13394864 >>13394770 >Slut Dragonslut shaming needs to stop!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:08:11 2015 No.13394879 >>13394770 >>13394864 I-I'm not even one of the dragonsluts though! I only give it up to girls I like!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:08:42 2015 No.13394886 File: 114 KB, 1120x960, 1414441781037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It says here that the stars are not right and there can be no updates from either Alp or Lantern this week!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:09:44 2015 No.13394898 >>13394879 >girls I like And enough of those are Dragons for them to make a rainbow with their colors? Slutbucket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:14:06 2015 No.13394932 >>13394347 >and then anon ejaculated on the floor of the locker and closed, then locked the door on them both

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:15:15 2015 No.13394938 >>13394932 >the Alp is molested and defiled by the fujoshi Cyclops in every way she can think of until the next day How broken is she when they finally let her out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:15:40 2015 No.13394943 >>13394886 Sea bishops have silly hats, lets point and laugh at them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:17:02 2015 No.13394948 >>13394943 You say that now, but soon enough you'll realize the error in your ways and go >Oh, why didn't we listen to Cassandra and compliment her nice hat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:17:56 2015 No.13394952 >>13393569 Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:18:16 2015 No.13394957 >>13394948 Because I want to bully a sea bishop

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:20:39 2015 No.13394970 File: 239 KB, 403x880, fujoclops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394938 I'm in if the fujo Cyclops goes rapecrazy in the locker and overpowers and rapes me the instant I let them out

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:21:10 2015 No.13394975 >>13394886 That's okay, I don't mind! So, uh, what're you up to tonight? Anything, holy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:21:51 2015 No.13394981 >>13394957 >>13394975 You two need to fight. >>13394970 You've got yourself a deal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:22:02 2015 No.13394982 >>13394970 >Getting raped by a flatty virgin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:22:51 2015 No.13394992 >>13394982 It's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:23:45 2015 No.13395005 >>13394992 Why? If you get raped by a real woman, at least you still have some of your pride.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:23:52 2015 No.13395006 File: 1.12 MB, 1724x2500, P028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394992

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:25:32 2015 No.13395012 >>13395006 >>13394992 I'd rather a mojyo girl who was an Apophis. Or a Kunoichi disguised as a simple human girl. Or an oomukade. All three sound lovely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:26:22 2015 No.13395018 >>13395012 What about all of them at once?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:27:09 2015 No.13395022 >>13395018 Even better. Though I'm not even sure if they'd be WILLING to share.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:27:13 2015 No.13395023 >>13395005 It feels extra good to get dominated by the lowest of the low.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:31:55 2015 No.13395041 >>13395012 >mojyo Apophis This needs elaboration

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:34:36 2015 No.13395059 >>13395041 Ophy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:35:58 2015 No.13395073 File: 400 KB, 738x1715, perfection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13395012 >Mojyo Anubis

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:37:19 2015 No.13395082 >>13395073 Not frumpy looking enough. She'd at the very least require a messy hairdo

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:41:42 2015 No.13395107 >>13394938 >open the locker the next day >get assaulted by a cockstarved cyclops and stage 3 alp >grin and swallow a raging mushroom >HEAVEN OR HELL, DUEL ONE >LET'S ROCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:52:04 2015 No.13395166 I want to be the stern, cold, scary boss of a company that employs both monstergirls and humasn alike, and prohibit any kind of lewd or flirtatious acts in the office for the sake of keeping the company's quality and efficiency high.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:55:39 2015 No.13395188 >>13395166 >Hire only married people >Don't hire spouses or any harem builders Easy peasy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:02:33 2015 No.13395232 >>13395166 Power corrupts, Anon. You'd be screwing your Mantis secretary in no time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:05:38 2015 No.13395244 >>13395166 >no snuggle breaks >not timing payday with the full moon >not giving work incentives like no top Tuesday I'll stick with gobbo Corp thanks.I like working AND fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:07:38 2015 No.13395254 >>13395232 I'd be too busy basking in the wonderful feeling of being powerful and have my subordinates obey my every command to care about sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:13:44 2015 No.13395271 File: 32 KB, 620x350, tears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be bled dry by a chupacabra

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:15:19 2015 No.13395279 >>13395271 Uh Good? Pretty sure you DIE when that happens

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:16:06 2015 No.13395283 >>13395244 >Needing cuddles to keep working >Getting snatched in the red moon Git gud

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:19:03 2015 No.13395294 Pokemonfags are the fucking worst goddamn

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:26:40 2015 No.13395341 >>13395294 I dunno about that. I personally would like to see less draw Lucy as a Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:32:19 2015 No.13395380 File: 112 KB, 560x640, 1393147074723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can Elves live as normal members of the society?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:33:38 2015 No.13395391 >>13395380 of the human society*

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:39:59 2015 No.13395425 >>13394419 >>13394436 >>13394447 >you will never play the vidya naked with an Alp and feel her tail snaking around your manhood as she grins mischievously

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:40:48 2015 No.13395434

>>13395283
>not taking advantage of work perks
I imagine you'd have a staff of alps and kikis and probably a healthy sprinkling of Cyclops. And then one day the company would literally explode into a deamon realm. From repressed lust. I wish you well on this glorious journey

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:41:47 2015 No.13395444
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>>13395380
Elves are simply 2lewd to integrate as equals, anon.
Their rape fetish makes it inevitable that they'll tempt the men around them into criminal activities.
Best to just legally designate them as sex slaves and be done with it. Everyone will be happier that way, especially the elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:45:22 2015 No.13395464 >>13395444 That elf is looking far too smug. But if I rape her she will get even more smug. Dilemmas...

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:46:13 2015 No.13395470

>>13395434
>>13395283
>>13395244
>>13395166

This reminds me of a one-shot idea I have on my short list about a boy whose dad takes him to "Bring your daughter to work day." at a corporate office.

>Well sport, there's no bring your son to work day, but I thought you might like to see what your old man does for a living.

Cue office drones, horny christmas cakes, the daughters of all the employees chasing around, and lots of other cute stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:47:21 2015 No.13395480 >>13395470 That sounds like /ss/, and that usually pisses people off for no reason. Lessee it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:48:30 2015 No.13395491 File: 284 KB, 600x950, PharaohSmug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13395464 You gotta try, anon, you can't let that expression stand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:50:00 2015 No.13395501 >>13395470 I'd read the fuck outa that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:51:05 2015 No.13395504 >>13395470 >Men working >Not staying at home like they should be A man's place is in the home. Who else is going to take care of the children, clean, and cook?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:52:15 2015 No.13395510 File: 147 KB, 484x713, AmazonessMonochrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13395504 Who could be behind this post?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:52:18 2015 No.13395511 >>13395504 Amazon pls go and stay go.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:54:10 2015 No.13395520

>>13395480
Nah, the kid would be a real kid, too young for that.

>Topheavy elf from accounting finds the boy hiding under the table from the chubby jinko daughter from HR that's been chasing him through the cubicle jungle

>"Are you the boss?"
>"Why would you think that sweetie?"
>"Because my Dad says that boobies are filled with hopes and dreams. So you must be REALLY ambitious."

>Motherly squeal and hugging intensifies

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:54:15 2015 No.13395522

>>13395444
Now my boner's vigorously speculating on a world where different races live peacefully together, have high cultures, perfect morals and humanity for each other and then there are mindless elves that are treated as cattle by all and no one even considers things to possibly be the other way... Dang it, why there aren't doujins like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:54:28 2015 No.13395525 >>13395510 I want to stay in the village and wash her dirty loincloths while she goes hunting for boars and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:55:28 2015 No.13395536 >>13395520 Write it, bitch.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:56:38 2015 No.13395545

>>13395510
>>13395511
No, no amazons. I just know my place, and it's in the home. If men don't know their place, it'll just fuck up everything! Not to mention the temptation of working alongside a man might prove too much for MGs to handle. It's like they're just begging to be raped and used as the office cumpump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:56:54 2015 No.13395547 >>13395536 I will. Gotta finish this other desert theme short first though. 5200 words done and still a couple thousand to go I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:58:21 2015 No.13395555 >>13395545 Whatever you say, beta-kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:02:13 2015 No.13395577 >>13395470 This sounds like a delightful idea >lil Timmy teams up with the wurm daugheru from payroll the anubutt twins from legal to find the mysterious rec room on the other side of HR. No one has ever made it there and returned

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:03:31 2015 No.13395585 >>13395577 We Dilbert now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:09:54 2015 No.13395612 >>13395585 Seems like a good starting point. >stumble into centaur daughteru from it playing pokemon battle with jinko from security

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:10:03 2015 No.13395614
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>>13395522
>Oh, Marquis Groomsh, what a delightful garden you have!
>Groomsh very happy you say that. Next is Elf rape cave.
>The Marquis's Elf stables are world-renowned, Baron!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:10:14 2015 No.13395615 >>13395470 >Bring your son to work day And there will be much creeping and moaning and mashing of cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:42:56 2015 No.13395873 File: 384 KB, 980x1120, 1413420504547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did anyone ever make any greentext about Lairz or the gangsta rap Dragons?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:44:28 2015 No.13395886
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>>13395614
Competitive elf breeding when?

> noblemen buy up high-quality elf sows with the intent of siring the best rape-baby
> it's a point of pride that their sperm can father top-quality slaves
> little elves are raised to be exemplars of grace and poise, and sent to compete in beauty pageants, archery tournaments, and maido competitions
> "Ah, Viscount Farrah, how nice to see you at this season's meet. Your sixth daughter's first time here, isn't it?"
> "Quite so, Baron von Tannembaum. I am sure my issue will have no trouble outperforming yours. Your daughter probably inherited her father's poor aim and disinclination towards hard work, ha ha!"
> "Words are cheap, Viscount. Would you care to place a wager? Twenty guineas says the fruit of my loins outperforms yours."
> "Pah, overconfidence will be your downfall, Baron. You have yourself a bet!"
> when the elves get too mature and horny to compete with poise on the circuit any more, they're sold in bidding wars to go to the rape stables
> high-performing specimens fetch hundreds of guineas
> the cycle continues

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:46:10 2015 No.13395902 >>13395886 This is almost like if Elves were niggers, and I don't want that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:46:46 2015 No.13395907 >>13395886 But anon, elves are for loving.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:47:29 2015 No.13395912 >>13395873 >Lairz There was a short one where one Ojou struggled to keep the gangsta talk up and reverted back to princess speak when she was talking at another member instead of the camera.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:50:11 2015 No.13395940 File: 552 KB, 684x773, doraco2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13395873 >gangsta rap Dragons Rapping about what? Poppin' puyos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:50:30 2015 No.13395945 File: 687 KB, 913x1100, 1379915932745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13395912 Well we need more o' dat good stuff, naw wha I'm seyin'?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:50:54 2015 No.13395950 File: 454 KB, 615x1000, 1394607529016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13395902 > doesn't want brown slave elves I came here to laugh at you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:51:47 2015 No.13395956 >>13395940 Knights see me rollin', they hatin', wanna catch me raidin' clergy~

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:53:00 2015 No.13395964 >>13395945 >>13395873 Terrible ideas don't get love. Nor should they.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:53:40 2015 No.13395970 >>13395964 But I love the idea. You're terrible! What have you ever built Dr. Freeman?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:58:56 2015 No.13395999 >>13395886 I will breed the highest quality elves for love and cuddles. They will excel at Hugs and be Naturally soft and pudgy

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:00:49 2015 No.13396010

>>13395970
>Liking anyone acting trashy
>Making monstergirls into monster wiggers

That's a double dose of terrible. That's like four tiers below girls with enough makeup caked on to be mistaken for a clown terrible. That's like monstergirls living in trailer parks and projects with missing teeth terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:01:33 2015 No.13396013 >>13395886 >Not just having a elf friend you just like to bully I wanna yank on their ears so bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:02:33 2015 No.13396020 >>13396010 If you don't see the humor value in it then I guess there's no hope for us to reconcile. I'll just be quiet now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:02:34 2015 No.13396021 >>13396010 Ojous with Attitudes are funny exactly because they can't pose as thugs worth a damn.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:04:30 2015 No.13396030

>>13395873
Found it

>>13058974
>>Lairz.
>blue dragon with a black himecut dressed in a long skirt, dress shirt and corset talks to the camera
>Yo mang dis be my crystalware cabinet.
>An dis be where I hang with mah nigguhs. Camera pans to elegant tearoom with a steaming pan on the table
>Tru fac, jes now muh niggaz gon cum here an they gun bring some rocks dawg! Doorbell rings, a twindrills Gold Dragon stands at the door with a strawberry cake
>Oh, please do come in~ The others shan't be long n-
>Hrmph~ What I be saying nigguh, dass tight mang, we gon rip dose rocks up...!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:05:38 2015 No.13396036 >>13396030 Yes. This is the stuff I wanted.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:06:19 2015 No.13396042
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>>13395999
How uncouth. Breeding elves for the express purpose of providing "female companionship" is considered highly uncouth by the aristocracy. That your sperm should be turned to such soft purposes is... well, it's just not the done thing, you understand.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:14:06 2015 No.13396090

>>13396042
But these elves are masters as this act all pretenses of hiding their love is discouraged by head pats and ear rubs[/spoiler ]and each nonmother elf I sell is a certified virgin.
Furthermore, these elves extremely fertile so twins are common. They are also adept at housework and cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:16:46 2015 No.13396098 >>13396090 Masters of this Autocorrect fucked up

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:16:51 2015 No.13396099 >>13396090 > specializes in breeding twin elves for housework and defloration sex ...alright, you can stay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:46:13 2015 No.13396230 File: 177 KB, 707x1000, 0c0ae369d5f4113b009f3b2154eebea3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:47:11 2015 No.13396236 >>13396230 suck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:48:30 2015 No.13396239 File: 247 KB, 800x1000, 1399473014688.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13396230 Yes please. >>13396236 Most girls do when presented with their hubbies dicks. Doesn't yours?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:50:38 2015 No.13396254 File: 441 KB, 1093x1204, 1403024429846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13396230 are for raping

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:50:44 2015 No.13396256 I want to raid a dragon's hoard!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:51:12 2015 No.13396258 >>13396239 Fucking Rin. She was such an obvious moeblob and I wanted to not care about her for it, but she still ended up running roughshod all over my nutbladder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:52:16 2015 No.13396264 >>13396258 >running roughshod all over my nutbladder What is this, I don't even.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:55:21 2015 No.13396283 >>13396258 Man, I'm really hoping to be able to read it one day. So many of them look cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:57:04 2015 No.13396291 >>13396283 Overall it's fairly average as VNs go. The monster girls are the main draw and they did well on that front, so I consider it worth a read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:58:01 2015 No.13396293 >>13396291 Too bad it's in an incomprehensible language spoken only in the city of R'yleh.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:59:33 2015 No.13396300

>>13396099
If you enjoy them, then you may also enjoy the surprise breed we've created.
In our quest to create the softest elves for cuddling, we've also created a side breed that is actually quite muscular, making them perfect bodyguards.
While we were not able to completely removed a stoic streak in them, we've found that they are quite sensitive around the ears and abs and become quite vocal when their master takes them. letting slip quite a few words of love about their masters.
They are not as adept at housework but we believe the increase in combat skills makes up for it.
Fertility remains unchanged compared to our regular, softer breeds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:01:00 2015 No.13396307 >>13396293 Yeah, why couldn't Japan have had a language based off of Latin instead of crazy hieroglyphics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:03:03 2015 No.13396319 >>13396307 Because they need to hide their secret tentacle-porn stories from hundreds of years ago from gaijins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:16:36 2015 No.13396373 >>13396291 >Overall it's fairly average as VNs go Yeah, that's about what I would expect from a MG based VN. Maybe one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:25:19 2015 No.13396414 Why is the thought of a loli ushi doing the dance of her people so heart warming? Watching a little rape train like her doing a little shuffling dance while blushing is adorable.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:26:56 2015 No.13396421

>>13393624
>>13393592
>run into a living specimen of monster from the old/original system
>something the scientific community has been dying to get their hands on, and would've made him a very rich and famous man
>ruin it for a bunch of magic absorbing gems you can buy for cheap at any DIY now

Literally worse than Deruella. I hope this guy gets spadetail spitroasted by a bunch of alps

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:28:29 2015 No.13396432 >>13396414 Because she's the little rape-train that could!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:30:25 2015 No.13396441 >>13396432 I want to pat her head afterwards and make a promise to marry her when she's older.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:36:59 2015 No.13396464 >>13396441 Propose to her with a mating dance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:39:31 2015 No.13396479 >>13396464 >Years later Anon takes the now adult Ushi to his house >Dances with her for a while before producing a wedding band and telling her he's ready to make good on that promise. >Intense baby making ensues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:40:43 2015 No.13396488 File: 237 KB, 480x270, 1430239243303.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds? Reminder that there are skeletons closer than you think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:40:46 2015 No.13396489 File: 2.30 MB, 1500x1200, 5b36c17c2e48e964443b825f9924aacf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13396254 you mean cuddling

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:42:55 2015 No.13396499 >>13396488 Admiral things while drunk

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:43:14 2015 No.13396500 >>13396230 Are for watching mother give eskimo kisses to her newly hatched baby

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:43:26 2015 No.13396503 >>13396488 Listening to S.T.AL.K.E.R. guitar songs again. >I'll never play the games for the first time ever again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:44:02 2015 No.13396506 >>13396488 Reading TWGOK. It's surprisingly entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:48:49 2015 No.13396523 >>13396230 Are for fighting with. Along with Lizards and Salamanders. Demons are for killing though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:50:07 2015 No.13396528 File: 78 KB, 640x720, 1391975901588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13396523 Alright. Let's see you kill her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:57:25 2015 No.13396552 >>13396489 Maybe afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:58:31 2015 No.13396558 >>13396528 >"What? Kill me? B-But, what did I do?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:59:12 2015 No.13396562 >>13396558 It can't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:59:22 2015 No.13396564 >>13396558 >"Exist"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:00:01 2015 No.13396570 >>13396414 Little Ushi are the whole reason I've lightened up on them as a whole. So adorable. >>13396488 Just finished lunch. Looking for some decent mods for some games. Haven't had much luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:01:00 2015 No.13396585 >>13396528 It's on now. You're end is nigh bitch. I will destroy you utterly. Got any threes? Go fish

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:12:19 2015 No.13396654 >>13395886 Das ist wunderbar!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:15:02 2015 No.13396673 File: 336 KB, 500x750, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13396564 >>13396562 >Wanting to kill casual succubi just because Why, though? Can't we just get along? They just wanna chill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:15:48 2015 No.13396674 >>13396673 Can I get a super vanilla one

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:16:11 2015 No.13396679 >>13396673 God's voice in Paladin-san's head said you have to die.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:17:44 2015 No.13396686
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>>13396528
Tis a hard job for certain.

But sometimes one must put aside their feelings and suppress their natural instincts in order to keep the people safe.

"Normal" Monsters are oft fairly neutral and those that are not can be persuaded into being less aggressive, but daemons are irredeemable and even if they seem kind will corrupt all that they touch regardless of intent.

They must be removed for mankind to be safe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:20:03 2015 No.13396695 >>13396679 Even if she offers you a bag of chips and a free spot on the couch to watch TV with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:22:26 2015 No.13396700 >>13396686 Humanity is overrated. I want to be like Fallout, the child of a Salamander and an Incubus! >>13396695 Paladins are unreasonable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:29:57 2015 No.13396736 >tfw no hot blooded Red Oni

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:38:57 2015 No.13396758
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>You'll never wake up with a cold
>Coughing and sniffing your way to work, cutting down trees for lumber in the dead of winter after a heavy snow
>Toiling for hours upon hours, feverish and woozy and coughing your lungs out
>Finally, after a 12-hour shift, being able to go home
>Huge bowl of chicken stew already on the table, along with a freshly made hot toddy to remedy your cold symptoms, and a warm bed with your Troll waifu waiting

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:40:12 2015 No.13396762 File: 224 KB, 800x693, succucry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13396523 >Demons are for killing But she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:41:16 2015 No.13396768 >>13396736 >MFW no chubby jinko cub to pet and rub before I go to work

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:41:26 2015 No.13396771 [DELETED]

>>13396758
>working 12 hour shifts while sick
No. If I'm sick, I'm getting snuckly giving it to her, because my chinese cartoons taught me that you get better sooner if you give your illness to someone else. And then when she's not feeling so hot, THEN I'll go into da woods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:42:17 2015 No.13396776 >>13396771 >Giving it to your waifu instead of enduring and earning the money you need You are a terrible husbando.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:42:23 2015 No.13396778 >>13396771 Sometimes, you gotta get that paper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:42:53 2015 No.13396780 >>13396758 Would she even let you go to work at all if you were coughing like you're gonna die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:43:28 2015 No.13396784 >>13396776 She's staying home anyway, a cold won't affect her productivity. If I do hard labor in the middle of winter while sick, I'll fucking die because that's how biology works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:43:45 2015 No.13396786 >>13396780 If you're a good husbando then you'll insist that you go anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:44:07 2015 No.13396789 >>13396758 >Having a Troll who grows various herbs in her hair, like basil and thyme >She smells like the produce aisle of that awesome supermarket you always go to

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:44:45 2015 No.13396795 >>13396784 >She's staying home anyway Yes. Staying home. Cooking. Cleaning. Chopping wood. Shoveling snow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:45:17 2015 No.13396797 >>13396679 God's voice in Paladin-chan's head said she should take Beelzebub eggs up her butt and suck my dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:45:53 2015 No.13396803 >>13396795 Stuff that is mostly done indoors and won't result in life-threatening complications when done with a fever. >>13396797 That sounds suspicious but who is she to disobey?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:47:22 2015 No.13396811 >>13396803 >Chopping wood >Shoveling snow >Mostly done indoors The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:48:00 2015 No.13396814 >>13396679 She miss heard, it was actually to drink a tankard of Hathor milk. A common misconception.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:49:17 2015 No.13396817 >>13396811 >Cooking. Cleaning. Both indoor activities. >Chopping wood As well prepared people, we keep our firewood indoors, and so it can be chopped down to a smaller size without leaving the house.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:51:09 2015 No.13396821

>>13396817
>As well prepared people, we keep our firewood indoors, and so it can be chopped down to a smaller size without leaving the house.

Typically, it's done outdoors, son. On a chopping block. With an axe. Where there's a lot of room to swing around.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:52:46 2015 No.13396827

>>13396814
This is probably the best way to deal with those extremist groups of paladins that just want to murder anything and everything. Just pour a whole bunch of that special Holstaur milk or Hathor's milk into their water. It turns all the women into Holstaurs and gives all them men a smell that is especially delicious to Holstaurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:52:59 2015 No.13396828 >>13396821 And I say it's better to keep all those logs indoors so you don't have to deal with them getting wet and shit. There's always enough room to break them up, I've never needed room to swing around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:55:56 2015 No.13396833 >>13395577 >Anubutt Twins from Legal Cute. So very cu- >Wurm daughteru from Payroll Wait...is it her mother or father who manages the payroll?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:56:38 2015 No.13396834 >>13396827 >Man surrounded by former paladinchan holataurs, they all are leaning on him and mooing slightly, a few chewing grass with a dopey smile on their face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:57:11 2015 No.13396838 >>13396833 Whichever you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:58:50 2015 No.13396840 >>13396833 A is for Accounting.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:02:25 2015 No.13396849

>>13396834
Oh no! But I just joined the group yesterday after being forcefully recruited from my Holstaur friendly village which they burned to the ground! What an odd coincidence, especially since they couldn't find the extra thick milk storage tanks! I guess I'll just have to rebuild and repopulate the village.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:03:49 2015 No.13396855 File: 216 KB, 600x850, d74fa2a892f5bc759fbc2340e37e8d7d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about we ignore those demons and succusluts and chase after cute MGs instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:05:42 2015 No.13396865 >>13396855 >chase after But then I would have get out of my bed, and it was a lot of work getting the wife's bling in a sturdy and even pile for my mattress!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:06:39 2015 No.13396868 File: 582 KB, 1920x1080, Anubis with Waterwings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13396855 How about we ignore Succusluts and play with Daughterus instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:07:00 2015 No.13396871 >>13396865 Dragonslut pls. Don't you have some scaly soles to lick?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:09:00 2015 No.13396877 >>13396871 She's gone out to find my wayward heart so I can channel my writing out properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:09:30 2015 No.13396879 >>13396868 >No salamander daughteru to cling to your head while you walk through the pool, too afraid to go into the water even if she has water wings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:09:42 2015 No.13396881 >>13396868 I hate kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:16:41 2015 No.13396904 File: 76 KB, 599x888, 274_apsalus_L3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any chance we'll ever get a drawing of Apsara wearing the MEGA MILK shirt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:16:42 2015 No.13396905 Huh. KC's twitter alight with MGE cosplay. This time we've got... Jinko, Kitsune, Baphomet, Kakuen, Siren, Grizzly and Moff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:17:14 2015 No.13396909 >>13396905 Please no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:20:03 2015 No.13396923 >KC's newest tweet >"Xenoblade Chronicles X comes out on Thursday! Play it, or work on the next MG...?" Well, I can't fault his taste in games at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:20:34 2015 No.13396927 >>13396905 I saw it, and among other things I have to say, one stands out the most... Is that a guy in the Baphomet costume? Or is that a not-good-looking grown woman who just looks like a guy, in the Baphomet costume?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:20:43 2015 No.13396929 >>13396923 I will fault his tastes in music. God that battle theme sounds horrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:20:57 2015 No.13396932 >>13396923 >KC goes the way of Miura and Togashi I'm on a boat motherfucker!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:21:00 2015 No.13396933 >>13396905 Moff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:22:27 2015 No.13396939 >>13396929 You know what series music has always been good? Sanic. We're not talking gameplay here. Just strictly music.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:24:03 2015 No.13396950 >>13396927 What if that's KC himself? You know how much he loves the goats...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:24:18 2015 No.13396952 >>13396933 I think he meant Moth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:24:22 2015 No.13396953 >>13396939 Yeah, because FOLLOW ME wasn't fucking annoying at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:24:47 2015 No.13396955 >>13396939 Sega copied popular songs for half the tracks and had the other half made by a famous child molester for the genesis games, so of course the music was gonna be good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:25:07 2015 No.13396956 >>13396950 Well Ed Wood was a tranny and he still created masterpieces like Plan 9 From Outer Space!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:27:11 2015 No.13396964 >>13396953 Let's leave out the memetic vocal songs, then what do we get? >>13396955 Really? Even the new ones? Even Planet Wisp? Because that was my favorite. Also, didn't a different guy do the music for the first two games and S&K?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:27:19 2015 No.13396965

>>13396927
I'm going to err on the side of the latter. In the pic where you can see the cosplayer standing up, there doesn't seem to be any kind of bulge or so forth at the crotch, and given what they're wearing doesn't leave much to the imagination...

>>13396933
Moff.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDm83ycWYAE9m6Y.jpg:large

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:28:47 2015 No.13396969 >>13396964 No fuck you, you said the series always had good music. Eat shit faggot.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:29:03 2015 No.13396972

>>13396950
>What if that's KC himself?
I always did have a problem with finding out what an artist looked like.It's weird becuase I always think, "Wow! This artist draws really good manga and shit. He must look super cool."

And then my expectations are somehow surprisingly never met.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:30:12 2015 No.13396977 >>13396969 But...But I... I still like Planet Wisp. B-Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:30:17 2015 No.13396978 >>13396965 >Moff Not bad. Not bad at all. I'd TZICH her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:30:34 2015 No.13396979 >>13396972 God save us if people ever find out what TranslatorFag looks like

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:31:07 2015 No.13396982 >>13396977 Kill yourself you lying whore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:31:37 2015 No.13396986 >>13396972 Same for me. Though sometimes it's a surprise, like with ZUN. He looks pretty classy, mature and open, not cringy or anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:32:29 2015 No.13396991 >>13396979 Eh, I'm sure he doesn't look worse than the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:32:32 2015 No.13396993 >>13396905 >That Kakuen She doesn't have the booty. Or the grin associated with the confidence of having said booty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:34:34 2015 No.13397003 >>13396982 >lying Do you mean about the "always" part? Because I can assure you, I was not lying. I was "vastly malinformed" If you mean about Planet Wisp, do you really think I would do that? Just go on the internet and tell horrible lies like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:36:18 2015 No.13397009 >>13397003 >do you really think I would do that? Just go on the internet and tell horrible lies like that? Yes actually, I do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:36:57 2015 No.13397014 File: 85 KB, 577x768, 1402274921848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragonfu is unfamiliar with human marital customs. What is the appropriate disciplinary action when a husband is being lazy and not doing the things he promised to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:37:42 2015 No.13397016 >>13397009 Anon, I'm as honest as the Robot Devil. Seriously, the Robot Devil can't lie. He's physically unable to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:39:12 2015 No.13397020 >>13397014 Who gives a shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:40:04 2015 No.13397023 >>13397020 Are you upset about something? Do you want to talk about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:40:49 2015 No.13397028 >>13397014 Let the Wurm girl whom the both of you have been acquainted with know. Wurms by nature don't like when people tell lies or break their promises.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:40:55 2015 No.13397029 >>13397014 A fireball to the butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:41:38 2015 No.13397031 >>13397023 What? No, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:41:43 2015 No.13397032 >>13397028 But what does a Wurm do to a liar?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:41:44 2015 No.13397033

>>13396964
Don't know about the newer ones, but the old ones definitely did. Forgive the shitty videos but it's all I could find for some examples
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrbBydaKG1k&t=6m18s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F706lyoo_f0

So how pissed would your waifu be if she found out her favorite series ripped off a bunch of music?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:43:06 2015 No.13397037 >>13397032 She coils around him and gives him a hug, positioning herself to press against his chest, looking up at him with big, watery eyes, asking >Why...why would you tell lies like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:43:30 2015 No.13397039 >>13397031 You seem a little grumpy there, my liege.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:44:15 2015 No.13397044 >>13397039 Bite me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:44:45 2015 No.13397045 >>13397044 As you wish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:45:45 2015 No.13397047 >>13397037 That doesn't sound too bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:47:17 2015 No.13397054 >>13397037 Is that supposed to do anything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:47:39 2015 No.13397056 >>13396927 gotta be a guy, look at his arm and leg in the group pic in the cave. The Jinko better be one as well >>13396965 >bulge you can tuck all that stuff away pretty well with some aids

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:47:58 2015 No.13397058 >>13397054 It...It' supposed to make you feel really bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:48:38 2015 No.13397064 >>13397058 Really? I don't feel a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:48:39 2015 No.13397065 >>13396905 >>13396923 What is KC's twitter account? I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:48:44 2015 No.13397067 File: 838 KB, 533x300, ZA5iTqr.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13397031 >>13397044 KGA came back! I thought you were dead!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:49:31 2015 No.13397070 >>13397058 A guy who's lazy and doesn't keep his promises is too callous for a Wurm's puppy-dog eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:49:46 2015 No.13397071 >>13397067 >>13397044 This is getting too gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:49:50 2015 No.13397072 >>13397065 @K_Cross

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:50:18 2015 No.13397076 >>13397070 It's truly a sign of the times when people are becoming immune to the sad puppy face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:50:20 2015 No.13397077 >>13397067 God just shut the fuck up, goddamn faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:50:32 2015 No.13397078 >>13397071 Would you like me to tell you WHERE I bit KGA?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:51:07 2015 No.13397079 >>13397070 >>13397064 So instead of just asking why you're a no-good promise-breaking asshole, she'd hit you in your just and call you a baka. That might back a bone or two with her strength, but, hey... That's what you get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:51:34 2015 No.13397081 >>13397078 His left pinky toe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:51:57 2015 No.13397082 >>13397078 I'm not KGA, though. Just telling you guys that you're becoming a bother with your love letters to each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:52:04 2015 No.13397083 >>13397072 That's why, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:52:07 2015 No.13397084 >>13397079 Still don't care. But now I'm thinking of abandoning the shitty dragon wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:52:07 2015 No.13397085 >>13397077 Ahhn, you'r majesty, please don't trash around! Leaving hickied on your supple thighs is one thing, but if you don't calm down I might hit your...! >>13397081 So innocent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:53:16 2015 No.13397089 >>13397082 >love letters Such grumpiness. Did somebody miss nappy-time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:53:16 2015 No.13397090 >>13397085 Can you please shut the fuck up. You're fucking annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:54:16 2015 No.13397099 >>13397090 Your words say no, but your fellow anons say yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:54:22 2015 No.13397100 >>13397084 >Abandoning the shitty dragon wife Wow. Just...wow. Since we're shifting towards it, Dragon who goes Yandere when her Treasure tries to run away?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:55:26 2015 No.13397104 >>13397100 She can find a better husband, why on earth would she chase some lazy guy who abandoned her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:55:52 2015 No.13397106 >>13397100 I was thinking more of Mojyo Dragon who goes Yangire when somebody steals her Treasure Company game collection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:57:52 2015 No.13397111 >lel grumpy alp posters again And I thought we were doing relatively well until now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:57:54 2015 No.13397112 File: 320 KB, 1402x992, 1400001300320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13397100 >>13397104 >>13397106 I feel like this is going in a direction I didn't mean for it to go in. Fuck it, let's see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:58:22 2015 No.13397115 >>13397106 >Treasure Company game collection. Yangire nothing, those motherfuckers are just going to burn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:58:29 2015 No.13397116 >>13397111 Hey don't blame me, they made the fucking name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:00:00 2015 No.13397120 >>13397116 Worst thing is that they call anyone who tells them to stop a grumpy alp for no reason. They're basically stirring up shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:00:48 2015 No.13397121 File: 451 KB, 964x1100, 265_karakasaobake_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You wouldn't fuck an umbrella.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:01:26 2015 No.13397122 File: 2.15 MB, 619x350, 1425025093599.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13397111 >>13397116 >>13397120 You're the ones complaining that others are having a good time. Hugs. For all of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:01:56 2015 No.13397129 >>13397121 You bed I'd cuddle one if they looked like that, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:02:29 2015 No.13397131 >>13397122 She needs to be dicked. Al ot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:03:44 2015 No.13397133 >>13397131 *A lot Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:05:30 2015 No.13397138 >>13397033 Ice Cap zone was sampled from an 80s band that Sonic 3's music producer played keyboard in, and he was also MJ's musical director https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2OWC5Hosv8

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:05:53 2015 No.13397139 >>13397122 There is no fun to be had here. Back to the coal mines with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:07:11 2015 No.13397146 >>13397129 >She closes over you, trapping you. "Accept my umbrellove, Anon."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:07:14 2015 No.13397147 >>13397122 Fuck off, you're worse than almost all of the shitposters in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:07:34 2015 No.13397148 >>13397014 Nag endlessy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:07:34 2015 No.13397149 >>13397121 You bet I would if my umbrella was a cute girl who goes almost naked. And don't get me started on the tongue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:08:17 2015 No.13397151 >>13397139 But this is the Funny Farm, anon. Life is beautiful all the time! >>13397147 No anon. You are the shitposter, complaining about others having fun while not contributing nothing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:08:54 2015 No.13397153 >>13397146 Let's not go too fast here, I have claustrophobia. Please?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:09:26 2015 No.13397155 >>13397151 Nothing is fun about some autistic pet name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:10:12 2015 No.13397157 >>13397151 The funny farm has been set ablaze and reduced to cinders ever since the first janitor left us. You're playing in the dust.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:10:18 2015 No.13397158

>>13397112
>"Honey! Someone broke in and robbed us while we were sleeping!"
"Oh, it's okay, Darling. We can always replace what was taken. We have all the money in the world."
>Later that day
"Darling...you know the small chest? In the TV room?"
>"...Yeah?"
"Where is it?"
>"...It wasn't in there when I looked."
"Someone is dying. To-Day."

>A kunoichi and and girtablilu were hired that afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:10:47 2015 No.13397159 >>13397146 Would refusing her umbrellove make her take umbrage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:11:30 2015 No.13397161 >>13397155 To be fair, you did earn the pet name. Keyword: earn

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:11:48 2015 No.13397162 >>13397121 If they looked like that, I may. Really, I find the items that come alive after 100 years to be pretty interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:13:28 2015 No.13397167 >Hey, what the hell is going on, who damaged our beloved MG Canadian land? >Who's that? >That's KGA, he's a dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1xedaZRoh8

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:18:35 2015 No.13397180 >>13397162 >Apply this Japanese myth to America. >A Winchester rifle you've taken good care of becomes a girl. Anon's, she's telling me to stick it in her barrel. I'm scared.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:18:49 2015 No.13397181 File: 30 KB, 400x400, Qrx-006-ms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13393669 Reminds me of this thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:20:07 2015 No.13397188 File: 64 KB, 640x362, fKt48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13397180 You should be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:20:15 2015 No.13397189 >>13397158 I wonder what was in the small chest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:20:47 2015 No.13397195 >>13397159 She may passive-aggressively take it out on you, like not bothering to stand near you while you two are out when it's raining.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:21:23 2015 No.13397196 File: 138 KB, 392x500, Girtablilu_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Line 183 http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4 >Elopement It's about a Girtablilu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:22:15 2015 No.13397199 >>13397189 Davy Jones' heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:23:43 2015 No.13397206 >>13397189 A copy of Battletoads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:23:43 2015 No.13397207 >>13396939 You forgot Kirby and the Yakuza series.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:24:46 2015 No.13397208 >>13397195 Might as well buy another umbrella.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:25:10 2015 No.13397209 >>13396939 >Forgetting Ace Combat's OST Come on now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:28:02 2015 No.13397217 Monster girl mothers being protective of their newborn daughterus when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:29:36 2015 No.13397223 File: 251 KB, 640x480, fucking_wizards.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wizards have the best sex and foreplay in MGE. Discuss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:32:09 2015 No.13397230 >>13397223 >Wizards have sex Hah!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:32:55 2015 No.13397234 >>13397208 And then wait another 100 years? You aren't immortal, Anon. I think.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:34:11 2015 No.13397237 [SPOILER]

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>>13397217
>Honey, let me hold her
I'm not done yet!
>You've been holding her for ten hours
I-I don't want to!
>You want her to meet her father, right?
She can see you though...
>Her eyes are still closed
She can smell you!
>Are you just worried the doctor will mix her up with another baby?
N-no...
>She's the only one of her species in the building, mixing her up with anything else is not an option.

Captcha: upbut

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:35:37 2015 No.13397241 >>13397196 That was delightfully sweet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:40:06 2015 No.13397254 >>13394103 >Posting more Baphomet GODDAMNIT ALL I WANT IS A NAIZURI AND INTERCRURAL SHORT. STOP REMINDING ME IT DOESN'T EXIST.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:41:51 2015 No.13397264 >>13397196 >intracardiac venom injection How horrifying. She was a lovely mix of and wicked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:42:58 2015 No.13397267 >>13397230 >>13397223 Some wizards have sex. Those who do certainly have the best sex. Memes about 30-year-old virgins becoming wizards do not apply to MGE, male practitioners of the magical arts can be as perverted as they want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:45:44 2015 No.13397276 >>13397196 Cute, but since I had to get some injections due to a priapism, I couldn't read that without actually wincing. It never occurred to me how orally focused they might be though. Good shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:46:46 2015 No.13397283 >>13397254 Well there is a short intercrural part in the Baphomet complex story

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:49:46 2015 No.13397301 Why do we have so many unfinished stories here? Where the fuck did everyone go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:50:45 2015 No.13397308 >>13397301 Life and writer's block are a couple of assholes, that's why

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:52:13 2015 No.13397316 >>13397267 >do not apply to MGE Good thing this isn't MGE general then.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:53:07 2015 No.13397319

>>13397301
As a writefag struggling with unfinished stories myself, it's frequently the case that you run out of ideas for one story but in the course of writing come up with a bunch of ideas for new fics.

It's often a lot easier to write 6 half-fics than 3 finished ones

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:54:28 2015 No.13397327 >>13397301 Slight writers block. Then again, I don't really have any unfinished works. Just haven't updated in a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:57:43 2015 No.13397337 >>13397319 Niebelfader pls get back to writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:58:02 2015 No.13397340 >>13397301 Finals...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:59:01 2015 No.13397342 >>13397301 Lack of motivation to write and concern over upcoming finals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:59:19 2015 No.13397343 File: 453 KB, 611x900, 1395983907349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Greetings fellow /mgg/ browsers. How goes protecting Wurm's smile?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 15:59:28 2015 No.13397344 >>13397340 >>13397342 >Studying for finals >Still browsing /mgg/ Get the fuck back to studying you slackers. What would your waifu think of you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:00:41 2015 No.13397347 >>13397301 In my case, I decided one of them was complete shit but refuse to do an Alp. No one cares about that particular story anyway so it isn't a problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:01:28 2015 No.13397348 >>13397344 Not very highly of me, I suppose. >>13397343 Judging by the fact that I'm not doing what I should, not well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:01:29 2015 No.13397349 >>13397343 Regular dickings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:02:15 2015 No.13397351 >>13397344 >Studying Nigger I said concern. Besides, I only have two finals that mater this year, all the rest I can afford to fail or aren't actually difficult.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:02:43 2015 No.13397352
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>>13397301

Not so much having unfinished work as not knowing where to start for a next romp in mediocre smut and characterization or world building.

It doesn't help that I constantly have Electric Lesbian HellHound taunting me that i'm not working on a certain story because "They're afraid to discover things about themselves"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:03:19 2015 No.13397354 >>13397337 I'm doing it, I'm doing it! plz stop stalking me I'll type whatever you want

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:03:44 2015 No.13397356 >>13393913 Patrician taste in this post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:04:12 2015 No.13397358 >>13397351 >all the rest I can afford to fail >Failing on purpose WOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:04:55 2015 No.13397359 >>13397358 >>Failing on purpose Cause that's what I said right? Don't be stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:05:40 2015 No.13397363 >>13397359 >failing on purpose

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:06:33 2015 No.13397367 >>13397301 Zero motivation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:07:17 2015 No.13397369 >>13397347 Ant that story would be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:07:22 2015 No.13397370 File: 203 KB, 1000x1000, 1402898072380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13397343 It's the #1 priority at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:07:28 2015 No.13397371 File: 64 KB, 410x600, 1430251648068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Question for Kunoichi lovers, how do you like your ninja sex to go down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:08:21 2015 No.13397375 >>13397371 Unnoticed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:08:29 2015 No.13397377 >>13397371 Lean, mean and sight unseen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:08:36 2015 No.13397378 >>13397371 Rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:12:46 2015 No.13397391 >>13397371 Getting knocked out and waking up tied to a bed with a ninja grinding her crotch on my face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:12:59 2015 No.13397392 >>13397371 Stealthy. The kind where we can go at it anywhere without anyone seeing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:14:08 2015 No.13397397 >>13397371 I want us both to cum so stealthily not even ourselves notice it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:14:28 2015 No.13397399 >>13397371 Yandere stalking and then rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:14:29 2015 No.13397400 >>13397371 She needs to scream YEEART! when cumming

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:14:52 2015 No.13397402 I don't want to be that guy but what is all this from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:15:25 2015 No.13397403 >>13392659 >Sahuagin >Reroll >Chimera Oh dear.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:16:00 2015 No.13397405

>>13397397
>Kunoichi and her husband having sex
>Both are so stealth neither notices when the other cums
>Both constantly trying to get the other to show any signs of cumming
>They've been going at it non stop for days and have both cum several dozen times
Terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:16:02 2015 No.13397406 >>13397371 YEEART!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:16:42 2015 No.13397410 >>13397402 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:17:01 2015 No.13397412 >>13397402 God. You have to be specific.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:17:16 2015 No.13397413 >>13397402 From lurkmoar.com

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:18:39 2015 No.13397419 >>13397402 Proteins in a primordial soup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:19:10 2015 No.13397423 >>13397402 This thread is based off everything from link below, but sometimes uses other MG sources and also has a bunch of threadcanon spawned from stories and discussion. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:19:50 2015 No.13397425 >>13397410 >>13397412 I mean where is all this monster girl information from? >>13397413 I have been lurking i see these threads all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:19:50 2015 No.13397426 >>13397400 >YEEART >Not YOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:20:28 2015 No.13397431 >>13397371 You know what'd be best about it? Kage bushin selfcest while the Kunoichi wife rides my cock and a clone grinds her crotch into my face, the other licking at the rosebud of her anus and making her orgasm faster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:20:32 2015 No.13397432 >>13397425 >been lurking >Asks about info on the MGs Are you the same person who keeps asking why Anubi are obsessed with Legos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:20:39 2015 No.13397433 >>13397426 She's a ninja not a generic japanese background area.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:21:27 2015 No.13397437 >>13397402 Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Everyday Monstergirl, and very rarely Monstergirl Quest. Welcome to the sandbox, mate. It's not very clean though. Be sure to lurk alot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:21:42 2015 No.13397440 >>13397425 >I have been lurking >But I still have no idea what any of you talk about ever Ok.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:22:20 2015 No.13397444 >>13397425 You clearly aren't lurking correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:22:29 2015 No.13397446 >>13397400 >Don't know what this is about >Search "Yeeart" on google >Ninja Slayer HOLY SHIT IT'S ALREADY OUT

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:22:59 2015 No.13397447 >>13397437 But anon, according to him he does lurk! >>13397425

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:23:05 2015 No.13397449 >>13397403 >Not wanting Sahuagin or Chimera Come on, man. I got stuck with a fucking Merrow or Sea Slime. >>13397399 Yandere Kunoichi always sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:23:23 2015 No.13397450 >>13397446 You disgrace yourself, prepare to recite your death haiku! YEEART

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:24:06 2015 No.13397453 >>13397450 UOOOOOOGH

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:24:46 2015 No.13397457 File: 249 KB, 593x900, YEEART!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:25:17 2015 No.13397458
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>>13397425
There's a big, "main" monstergirl setting known as MGE, developed by a guy called Kenkou Cross and translated on that wikia link.

But we pull in art and ideas from all over the place, and have a long and storied threadcanon composed of popular stories and ideas spawned in these very threads.

Get out now before the scorpion-girls get you addicted to their venom and turn you into a sex-slave

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:26:31 2015 No.13397462 >>13397458 Scorpion girls are shit, they're as bad if not worse than Apophi and Oomas

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:26:40 2015 No.13397464 >>13397425 You don't deserve to be spoonfeed. Too bad someone will do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:28:18 2015 No.13397473 >>13397462 >Apophi and Oomas But those two are top tier.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:29:11 2015 No.13397474

>>13397449
I can kinda see why he wouldn't want them because Sahuagin can't really leave the water for long so she would drastically limit the adventures you can have. Chimera are insanely strong but already kinda unstable with having 4 personalities so adding on yandere sounds horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:31:40 2015 No.13397484 >>13397474 >she would drastically limit the adventures you can have >Implying you wouldn't want to go play pranks the old man Cthulhu and laugh at his angry rambling

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:32:19 2015 No.13397486 >>13397484 >old man Cthulhu >man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:33:38 2015 No.13397489 >>13397486 all the unseen abominations are still dudes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:33:58 2015 No.13397491 >>13397473 I agree with Apohi being top tier but not Oomas. They're horrible.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:34:08 2015 No.13397494
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>>13397474
>Sahuagin can't really leave the water for long

What, you don't want to put on a merrow's hat and adventure UNDER THE SEA?

The ocean covers 71% of the world's surface. You have more than double the space to adventure with her than with land monsters.

And, more importantly, she's got a butt that don't quit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:34:36 2015 No.13397495 >>13397486 In figurative sense, man. Goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:36:31 2015 No.13397501 >>13397489 Don't make me dig out the part of the world guide where it says that the folks in the abyss depths are most likely female too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:37:52 2015 No.13397507 >>13397371 Stealthy under table blowjobs while preforming official duties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:38:06 2015 No.13397508 >>13397494 I'd love to do that but the monster mentioned was a Sahuagin and they have the problem below. >>13397484 I'm pretty sure that they are fresh water only monsters, so the ocean is off limits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:38:26 2015 No.13397509 >>13397501 >most likely >Not 100% certain

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:38:58 2015 No.13397511 >>13397450 >Dr. O'Dwire >Time to have your head smashed in >With my new hammer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:39:56 2015 No.13397513 >>13397501 If they were female they would be semen demons looking for men like all the rest. Plus i doubt some shitty succubus who calls herself a demon lord would be able to transform mother fucking Cthulhu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:40:16 2015 No.13397517 >>13397508 >they are fresh water only monsters Then put a fish tank filled with fresh water over her head. Problem solved?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:42:04 2015 No.13397523 >>13397517 Anon, putting a fishbowl on a being who can only breath via gills doesn't mean they're able to walk and talk on land Do not believe in Dolphin propaganda. They may be smart, but we have the higher ground!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:42:50 2015 No.13397528 >>13397509 Not him but why do you want monsterboys so bad? Cthulhu is a kawaii girl. Get over it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:43:23 2015 No.13397530

>>13397509
>>13397513
>Actually believing KC is gonna put anything into his setting that does not want you to impregnate it twice a year
He made the egyptian god of death waifu material, he did the same with undead fleshless masters of magic and he is gonna do so with cthulu and all his friends once he decides to do so.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:45:27 2015 No.13397539

>>13397528
I don't think of him as a Monsterboy, but more like that old war vet-like bro-uncle figure who decided to stay deep underwater and mind his business so Mamono mana won't reach him in the depths.

I don't know why you're speaking of him as if he were a threat to our precious sexualized Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:45:33 2015 No.13397540 >>13397530 Is that so bad?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:46:53 2015 No.13397546

>>13397528
I wouldn't be concerned about him being a monsterboy, I'd be more concerned that he'd be powerful enough to resist changing into a monstergirl. He is a god after all, so he may have changed all the MG's that got near him into mad tentacle covered abominations.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:47:11 2015 No.13397549

>>13397458
>>13397437
Thanks. I don't mean to offend you or anyone here, but it just seems to be a fanfic encyclopedia. My question is why did this explode in popularity? Is there something I'm missing? Most of this seems to come from the encyclopedia.

pls no bully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:47:34 2015 No.13397550 File: 204 KB, 1000x1000, 1426273371457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13397530 I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:47:53 2015 No.13397552 >>13397540 It isn't. I was merely pointing out that this is how it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:48:03 2015 No.13397554 >>13397549 >pls no bully. Stop saying that and I won't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:48:07 2015 No.13397555 >>13397528 >Cthulhu is now a monsterboy these threads truly have turned to shit.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:50:31 2015 No.13397571

>>13397546
Poseidon got turned into a cute girl, I don't know why Cthulhu would have managed to resist.

>>13397539
>I don't know why you're speaking of him as if he were a threat to our precious sexualized Monstergirls.
Try not to project, I haven't mentioned anything of the sort. I mean I guess if you want some grizzled cosmic war vet that's cool, but in all likely hood Cthulhu is now an ara ara, slightly aged lonely cake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:50:38 2015 No.13397572 >>13397555 >turned They were always shit, especially at this time of day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:50:42 2015 No.13397573 >>13396503 Privyet my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:51:24 2015 No.13397576 >>13397571 Poseidon was female to begin with, as all other deitys of the mge world seem to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:52:25 2015 No.13397584 >>13397571 None of the gods in MGE got turned into females they were all female to being with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:53:10 2015 No.13397590 >>13397571 >in all likely hood Cthulhu is now an ara ara, slightly aged lonely cake Under what authority? KC's? Are you letting his canon control what you can think and what you can't think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:53:12 2015 No.13397591 >>13397576 >>13397584 Really? I thought he just got 63'd once the DL came to power. Huh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:53:30 2015 No.13397592 >>13396991 Well...we have that pic when crab man got sick, I'd say she's pretty average

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:54:32 2015 No.13397593
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>>13397571
>but in all likely hood Cthulhu is now an ara ara, slightly aged lonely cake.
Funny you should say that.
Okay, yeah she's actually Cthulhi, but that's as close to Cthulu as we got with that show.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:54:34 2015 No.13397594 >>13397590 Under my dick's authority, mostly. Not turning a cosmic horror into a cute monstergirl is a horrendous waste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:55:32 2015 No.13397598 >>13397590 You do realize that we were discussing KCs setting right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:57:00 2015 No.13397604 >>13397594 Well, I ain't gonna shittalk you for having your own opinion. >>13397598 Yes, I was talking about following the setting down to the word, which pretty much wastes all the room for imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:57:20 2015 No.13397607 >>13397590 Do you even know if Cthulhu exists in KCs setting? What would be the point if not to fuck Cthulhu? Wouldn't you fuck her if given the change?

swiss Momo Tue Apr 28 16:58:37 2015 No.13397615
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raws for Gate ch. 46 are up on the sever early again for manual grabbing

this time we get 52 pages of Giselle being a bwaaka, those 2 small dragons getting killed by a massive air/artillery strike, and Yao literally being butthurt

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:01:07 2015 No.13397623

>>13397607
>Do you even know if Cthulhu exists in KCs setting?
Perhaps he does, perhaps not.

>What would be the point if not to fuck Cthulhu?

No. Cthulhu is an ancient god-abomination. Ancient god-abominations are dangerous and don't have genitals. I don't sexualize those.

>Wouldn't you fuck her if given the change?

I have my own waifu to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:02:52 2015 No.13397628 >>13397623 Why exactly is the rest of us supposed to care about what you do or do not deem proper for a monster girl setting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:04:39 2015 No.13397633 >>13397628 Because I was asked an explanation, why else?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:05:02 2015 No.13397634 >>13397196 >turgid always gets me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:05:18 2015 No.13397637 File: 392 KB, 842x1200, 1421612409182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to tell your werewolfu you love her, especially on those extra hairy days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:06:08 2015 No.13397638 >>13397637 We need more werewolfu stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:08:09 2015 No.13397644 >>13397633 So you've been sperging out about cthulu for a good half dozen posts why? I mean lovecraft is a great author and all, but looking at the previous posts it does seem a bit autistic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:08:09 2015 No.13397645 >>13397623 >Ancient god-abominations are dangerous and have genitals. I sexualize those. FTFY How would Cthulhu react if he sees these lowly humans turning him into a cute girl and writing vanilla smut about him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:08:21 2015 No.13397646 >>13397638 Will huskygirls suffice? I spent about two hours yesterday watching Youtube videos of huskies being cute, and now I just kind of want to vent it into another story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:09:09 2015 No.13397648 >>13397634 You know, I've always wanted to sneak turgid into my stuff. It's just such a subtle thing. Never did it tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:09:44 2015 No.13397652 >>13397645 It wouldn't care, probably because of the whole 'existing outside of mortal comprehension thing'.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:10:44 2015 No.13397654

>>13397646
>I spent about two hours yesterday watching Youtube videos of huskies being cute
Ah, you got stuck in the pit. the pit in where you watch one video of animals being cute or just mother nature being mother nature, or anything really, and then glance at your clock and realise you've been watching videos of that for 3 straight hours and got lost in it all

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:11:24 2015 No.13397660 >>13397652 Naw, fuck that. Imma get it to proofread stories I write about it as a blushing moeblob out on dates and shit with extra blasphemous handholding.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:11:44 2015 No.13397662

>>13397644

I'm not sperging out. I'm just explaining why I don't sexualize Cthulhu, neither as a monstergirl, nor as a monsterboy.

>it does seem a bit autistic

A normal civilized discussion with barely any namecalling is autistic now?

>>13397645
>I sexualize those.

I really don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:11:57 2015 No.13397664 >>13397646 >More huskygirls Oh boy. I'm probably looking forward to that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:13:41 2015 No.13397668 >>13397660 Truly a fate worse than undeath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:14:53 2015 No.13397672 >>13397662 > I don't sexualize Cthulhu Yes we all have noticed by now, good for you. Wanna tell this thread dedicated to sexualizing things exciting storys about other things you think shouldn't be sexualized?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:17:29 2015 No.13397678

>>13397664
I promised ab-licking, so there'll be ab-licking at some point. Though, after watching all those videos of husky puppies, I also want to include a loli huskygirl purely for the cuteness factor. No dicking, just a lot of petting and playing with big sister huskygirl and her boyfriend Anon, who always brings treats and snacks when he visits.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:18:55 2015 No.13397683

>>13397672
No, just characters like Cthulhu, really. Everything else looks fine and dandy being sexualized. I don't know why you're so uncomfortable with me expressing mine, when other people said that they'd sexualize Cthulhu more than once as well, and I didn't even criticize them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:30:27 2015 No.13397712 >>13397678 >Not having fun with the both of them Dropped and reported. Nah, it sounds good. More cute stuff is always nice, and that sounds real cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:32:24 2015 No.13397722 >>13397683 Not him, but its probably because you're coming into a threat whose sole purpose is to sexualise monsters, and you're not sexualising monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:35:57 2015 No.13397731 >>13397637 What werewolfu? I thought I called animal control last week and got rid of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:41:09 2015 No.13397763 >>13397722 So I can't think out of the box, huh. Well then. Let's go back to sexualizing monstergirls.

Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Tue Apr 28 17:43:36 2015 No.13397775

A short new chapter to get the ball rolling again. I got the rest of the week off, so I'm going to try and get another one done by the weekend.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/95706080/Chapter%2086

Thanks for reading, and sorry for the delay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:52:15 2015 No.13397808 >>13397775 Nice.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:52:27 2015 No.13397809

>>13397763
Not changing something existing is not very creative. Not adapting something when put into another setting that is about changing things is NOT creative. Saying that your fictional being of near endless power is better and greater (when the instance of "cthulu" in mge wouldn't even be cthulu himself but at most being stylisticly based upon it and maybe named after it) than this settings beings of near endless power is also not creative.
You say it being in this setting and not being affected at all is thinking outside the box. I say not even considering how being in that setting might affect it is thinking very deeply inside the box.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:53:26 2015 No.13397815

>>13397712
You jest, but I did debate for a while about including lewd loli huskygirl stuff. I mean, I'm really only good at writing sex. That's why the stuff on my Pastebin is either sex, utter sillyness, or some combination of the two. I don't have the aptitude or discipline to write a big long story. It's why I have to respect people like Anonymoose so much. They've managed to carry a story along for roughly 80 chapters without losing the plot, or their mind (At least as far as I know). So my worry was that including cute scenes like that without the payoff of sex wouldn't lead anywhere. It'd just be pointless.
In the end though, I just thought "Fuck it, put in cute for the sake of cute".

I'll probably just write some Slice of Life thing about Anon visiting the huskygirl's family. Maybe include an overly doting mother, some huge intimidating bear of a father, all the huskygirl's older sisters who like to tease, and the one younger sister who won't stop climbing on people.

I really shouldn't need to put as much thought into it as I have, but hey. I am not a clever man.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:55:07 2015 No.13397823
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>>13397549
>My question is why did this explode in popularity?

You may be under a mistaken impression given that we are the fastest thread on /jp/. Do not mistake this for a popularity explosion. We were a middling, unexceptional thread on /a/, subsequently exiled due to fag mod shenanigans. And we are suffering a long, drawn-out decline as content producers get bored and no-one else takes their place.

We're more popular than the "which 2hu wd u fug" threads only because there are literally 40 of those up at once on this strange board, which tends to dilute their postcounts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:57:03 2015 No.13397833 >>13397254 >Naizuri and Intercrural Me too anon. Me too. With lewd lotion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:57:53 2015 No.13397835 >>13397823 >that fucking hand

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:59:34 2015 No.13397848

>>13397815
Cuteness for the sake of cuteness is rarely a bad thing, friend. Sure, it would be better to have something come from it, but there are always people that can use a silly or cute pickup for a bad time. Like me. I'm on the verge of being completely homeless again and the cute and simple stuff is good for distracting me between trying to do stuff to help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:00:00 2015 No.13397851 >>13397645 How would the Crawling Chaos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:00:48 2015 No.13397854 >>13397851 With heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:05:53 2015 No.13397880 File: 2.93 MB, 400x372, 13425657324678.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13397854 Heart pupils make even the spookiest Monster Girls less scary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMYbIspFbv4

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:08:01 2015 No.13397891 >>13397188 Mirai is shit SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:12:06 2015 No.13397904 >>13397891 The whole game is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:25:33 2015 No.13397952 File: 861 KB, 1366x768, Kiryu vs. Mine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never meet your waifu by kicking the crap out of each other at the top of a tower

>>	PantyQuest Tue Apr 28 18:27:02 2015 No.13397959 File: 122 KB, 397x527, 1845894545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beep Boop Golem added: http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:28:08 2015 No.13397962

>>13397848

http://i.imgur.com/TAxFZUQ.jpg

I know that feeling. I just hate that instead of the shit you're dealing with I have people telling me I don't know how to do my goddamned job on a daily basis, and get accused of being stupidly lewd at times in either here or "The IRC"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:28:37 2015 No.13397963 >>13397952 Good, I don't want one. I only want to steal people's stuff while they get raped by monster girls, literally the only reason why I want monster girls to be real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:30:02 2015 No.13397972 >>13397963 Get outta here ya dork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:30:31 2015 No.13397975 >>13397972 No fuck you, I like monster girls and all but fuck marrying one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:30:34 2015 No.13397976 >>13397775 yiss

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:32:14 2015 No.13397981 File: 988 KB, 360x240, 1430072007617.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13397775

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:33:13 2015 No.13397987 >>13397975 What are you, a cunttease? Marry a monstergirl right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:33:56 2015 No.13397990 File: 81 KB, 675x897, Butcher-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13397963 What if she'd feed you only the most succulent cuts of meat and give you fangasmic blowjobs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:33:59 2015 No.13397991 >>13397987 No, they don't and never will exist you twit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:34:51 2015 No.13397993 File: 256 KB, 1280x720, ONIICHAN Alt costume.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imouto cat girls shouldn't be slutty, should they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:35:08 2015 No.13397996 >>13397990 Still no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:35:49 2015 No.13397997 >>13397904 Not really Neptunia is more shit by far, yet people still like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:35:57 2015 No.13397999 >>13397993 I want to spank the sassy out of that cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:35:58 2015 No.13398000 >>13397990 Why is everything that butter-t does so wonderful

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:36:41 2015 No.13398004 >>13397959 I'd beep her boop. Being the recharging station would be one hell of a night of efficient, German sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:37:33 2015 No.13398008 >>13397993 that rance has the smuggest fucking face right now also why is Katsuragi a party member

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:38:42 2015 No.13398013

>>13397962
Oh man. Undead love truly is the best. Amusing, that you posted that of all things, considering how much I like them. That said, I get it. Everyone has their own struggles in life, and I imagine that can't be very fun. Hopefully it gets better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:39:45 2015 No.13398015 >>13397993 Girls can't dress slutty. They can only be slutty. So long as the loli loves her onii-chan and is not turning tricks under the overpass, I don't give a shit how little she wears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:40:28 2015 No.13398018 File: 105 KB, 550x310, Softest pokemon trainer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398008 >Rance But that's the vanilla game. >Katsuragi Most of the characters look like Senran characters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:42:57 2015 No.13398030 File: 117 KB, 689x938, Belial-tan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398000 Because he's one of the better artists most of the time for MG personas. Kuma-X is pretty hit and miss especially with Rengar

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:45:30 2015 No.13398039 >>13398018 >>13398008 Looks more like Yomi than Katsuragi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:46:41 2015 No.13398043 >>13398030 Wow what a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:47:41 2015 No.13398046 >>13398039 Actually her sister looks more like Yomi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:54:55 2015 No.13398072 >>13398046 Hair color is closer to Yomi, so are the eyes. Katsuragi is kind of tied to that big shit eating grin instead of that more subtle smile in >>13397993

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:58:35 2015 No.13398083 >>13398072 Shit eating grins are the best.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:59:27 2015 No.13398091

>>13398072
I'd try and get more into Senran if I had a 3DS and the general on /vg/ wasn't almost as awful as /ksg/.

By the way, if you're interested in seeing the other girls' Alt costumes, you can see them on the Alicesoft general. Ramius' is very, very lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:00:34 2015 No.13398095 >>13397959 I want to dress her up as a robot master.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:02:44 2015 No.13398107 >>13398095 Woodwoman? Her special power is to give people wood?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:06:01 2015 No.13398125 >>13398107 Wood is useless without cutting/igniting materials though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:06:35 2015 No.13398129 Your monster girl daughteru is deaf/ mute How do you react

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:07:42 2015 No.13398133 >>13398129 With captioning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:08:22 2015 No.13398139 >>13398129 I try not to cry when she places her hand on my throat to listen to the vibrations of my voice when I speak. ;_;

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:11:20 2015 No.13398148

>>13398091
As someone who has left /skg/ for good, i will say it has gotten worse than how it started. It used to be sort similar to here, with people contributing stories and drawfaggory. Now, everyone that contributed OC has left, so now its just a barren shitpost hole. Don't let it steer your purchase, its actually a good series.
end blog

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:11:31 2015 No.13398150

>>13398129

Alternatively, your monster girl daughteru eventually grows old enough to ask you something, expecting an answer, but you don't say anything.

She asks her mother why you never talked, and finally learns that you're a deaf/mute.

How does she react?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:11:53 2015 No.13398151 >>13398139 >she places her hand on my throat to listen to the vibrations of my voice when I speak. who does that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:13:42 2015 No.13398155 >>13398151 Snake girls. If I remember my biology that's how snakes hear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:14:39 2015 No.13398163 File: 161 KB, 482x280, Sasuga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398133 Guess I could save up and buy it, unless a proper emulator is made within that time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:15:40 2015 No.13398169 >>13398155 A snake would use its jaw

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:15:41 2015 No.13398170

>Anon was raped by two monster girls in the same day
>Through a miracle, or a curse, depending on how you want to look at it, they both wound up pregnant from the encounter
>They both sought Anon out, and though a minor squabble ensued at first, they reluctantly agreed to share
>Years later, their daughters, half sisters, were starting first grade together
>They drew a lot of looks, not just because they stuck together so much that they may as well have been attached at the hip, but because one of them is a Kitsune and the other is a Cheshire
>The school was very weary of the two of them, sure that they would begin taking pranks too far in short order
>They did, very quickly
>The school called a meeting with their parents and explained to them that the girls would face expulsion if they continued
>Starting the next day, and continuing on until they graduated high school, they became model students and there were no more incidents
>It turns out that Anon had put on some theatrics and told them that they needed to shape up or he would be taken away from them
>Even after feeling guilty about lying to his children and explaining things to them properly, they still continued to be well behaved and studious in school
>They did start letting their hair down at home more often though, and Anon was frequently subjected to a pair of girls who learned that they could teleport together as long as they latched onto each other when the Cheshire popped in and out around the house
>Their mothers soon started doing it too

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:16:28 2015 No.13398176 >>13398155 No they feel the vibrations through simply being in contact with the ground. She could just hear your rumbling voice chords through the ground.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:18:20 2015 No.13398184 >>13398176 But it would come through more clearly. Can you hear the music better when your ear is right up to the speaker?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:21:17 2015 No.13398194 File: 345 KB, 800x798, 71a8c384e8b64617671c87453ac6190e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to ride the Monster Girl. I want to train the Monster Girl!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:21:56 2015 No.13398200 >You will never handfeed your daughteru cheshire kitten.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:29:36 2015 No.13398226 >>13398170 Meh, you tried, 5/10 If it was dragged out a little longer it would have been more interesting

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:32:41 2015 No.13398237 >>13398194 2big

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:34:29 2015 No.13398240 >>13398237 You have to think big to be big.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:36:01 2015 No.13398248 >>13398237 4u

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:36:16 2015 No.13398249 >>13398170 0/20000

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:37:15 2015 No.13398254

>>13398200
>Goth Cheshire Kitten who takes after Edgar Allen Poe and such.
>At the breakfast table she shows up with all her piercings on, ripped jeans, her hear dyed black with purple and red streaks.
>You and your Cheshire wife ask what she has planned to day.
>Tells us that our days of conformity will bear no fruit, that we will enter the grave as anyone else will in the end.
>Pat her on the head and hand her the packed lunch I made for her.
>Sits next to Johnny on the bus and pretends not to notice him.
>Poor Johnny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:38:54 2015 No.13398260 >>13398254 >Poor Johnny. Johnny totally has a thing for her doesn't he?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:39:21 2015 No.13398265 Meanwhile on IRC, a writefag goes full autist. http://i.imgur.com/kmsObpP.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:40:53 2015 No.13398271 >>13398170 Good idea for a story, but it looks more like an outline. You need to add more meat to the story for it to work well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:41:04 2015 No.13398272 >>13398265 jesus christ, b_inari

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:41:27 2015 No.13398276 >>13397775 A good boy.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:41:50 2015 No.13398278

>>13398254
>Daughteru keeps being a pessimist goth/rebel
>Give her a tight warm hug from time to time to remind her you still love her
>"D-Dad, stop. Affection i-is m-meaningless, w-we'll all die in th-the end a-anyway..."
>She's blushing like crazy
>Despite telling you to stop, she doesn't physically protest against your cuddles at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:42:19 2015 No.13398281 >>13398260 If he can survive her depressing philosophical insights, sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:42:26 2015 No.13398282 >>13398254 >Takes after Edgar Allen Poe Somehow I find this statement offensive when taking into account how she apparently acts and looks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:42:47 2015 No.13398283 >>13398265 All I see are story notes. What's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:43:28 2015 No.13398286 >>13398281 Maybe that's his turn on. He just needs to wait until her natural instincts kick in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:43:32 2015 No.13398289 >>13398282 But he's the original goth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPHauoHNuQk

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:43:36 2015 No.13398292 >>13398254 I want to dress her up as a bellhop. >>13398272 If that was Inari, you'd see a lot of uncapitalized i's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:45:27 2015 No.13398302 >>13398282 I'm 99% certain it's a South Park reference, because the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe shows up and acts exactly like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:47:57 2015 No.13398309 >>13398265 >Dark Matter induced alpification What

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:48:07 2015 No.13398310

>>13398292
>I want to dress her up as a bellhop.

>Goth Cheshire Kitten gets a part-time job as a bellhop.
>Always inflicts philosophical conundrums on people using the lift.
>Matches wits with one particular man who engages her instead of nodding politely and smiling nervously.
>She starts purring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:48:33 2015 No.13398313 >>13398265 What the hell, this isn't a hilarious temper tantrum Are you sure you know what going full autist is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:50:02 2015 No.13398317 >>13398302 >>13398289 Ah. Kay then. Really should watch more South Park.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:50:24 2015 No.13398320 >>13398265 You're a faggot. These are just story notes. I mean, It's not my subject matter, But simply planning out a story keeps its pacing and direction consistent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:54:04 2015 No.13398330 >>13398320 The joke isnt that its notes, read its content.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:56:28 2015 No.13398342 >>13398330 Who cares? It's edgy shit but these threads have seen far, far worse. Also, >>13398313

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 19:57:23 2015 No.13398349 >>13398330 I read the content. Sure it's faggy and edgy, but it's still not autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:00:38 2015 No.13398359 File: 261 KB, 613x611, Cheshire L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398310 Cheshires are the best loli monstergirls behind normal werekittens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:02:32 2015 No.13398367 >>13398359 Y'know, I want a pic of an outraged Baphomet having to be restrained by a witch or two. I think it'd be funny and cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:05:14 2015 No.13398375 >>13398359 But who are the best Christmas Cake monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:07:05 2015 No.13398379 >>13398265 What is this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:07:38 2015 No.13398380 File: 129 KB, 736x886, a228bbd69c44d5c8a7d3e863dd332a0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398359 I disagree, but I am heavily biased.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:08:19 2015 No.13398381 >>13398265 Add cumflation

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:11:33 2015 No.13398390 >>13398265 I wouldn't care less about what a faggot does outside these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:18:08 2015 No.13398421 >>13398375 Troll Sea Bishop Wight Kraken Paladin-chan Vanilla Valkyrie Echidna All dragons except Wyvern, she's more of a young love/childhood friend type. Apophis maybe. Lilim Yuki-onna Yeti? Holst

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:19:12 2015 No.13398429 File: 366 KB, 410x583, yukionna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398421 I think Yuki-onnas make better childhood friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:19:39 2015 No.13398432 >>13398375 Cheshires as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:20:14 2015 No.13398434 >>13398421 >>13398429 Kappas are made for the Childhood Friend shtick too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:21:02 2015 No.13398438 >>13398429 I put them there because their personality seems like the standard Yamato Nadeshiko archetype, which makes me think CC/Onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:21:10 2015 No.13398440 >>13398390 Funny thing was is they were just notes for a potential short in the future. Doesn't mean i'm working on it at this moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:23:13 2015 No.13398453 >>13398421 Why is there a question mark for the Yeti? They would be pretty great CC. Imagine her surprise when she gets a reaction from someone after so many years helping people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:23:56 2015 No.13398457 >>13398421 You forgot Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:24:16 2015 No.13398459 >>13398381 Fairy balloons Anon, the most cheerful group of cum stuffed girls you'll ever meet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:25:09 2015 No.13398462 >>13398453 >CC Yeti The best cuddling ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:25:14 2015 No.13398464 >>13398440 Why would you even do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:25:55 2015 No.13398467 >>13398421 >Paladin-chan But nobody wants a dried up human like her.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:26:00 2015 No.13398468

>>13398438

>Also, when they are young, they visit human villages in a child form called “yukiwarashi.” It is said that they mix in and play with human children. The yukiwarashi themselves are not particularly dangerous, but when a young boy has interacted with one of them and caught her interest, she will likely return back to the village after becoming a “yuki-onna” to come get him and make him her husband.

There's more of a precedent for them to be childhood friends. They're also a bit clingy thanks to not being able to give up the warmth of a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:29:20 2015 No.13398481 >>13398467 Are you kidding? Corrupting her into a monster girl is almost better than the sex you'll have with her afterwords.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:29:59 2015 No.13398484 >>13398459 Elaborate

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:32:44 2015 No.13398493 >>13398459 Don't elaborate

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:33:15 2015 No.13398498 >>13398484 Greentext from a thread or two ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:33:20 2015 No.13398499 File: 339 KB, 609x728, yuki snow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398468 Poor Jimmy, he only wanted a friend to play with in the snow

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:33:29 2015 No.13398500 >>13398481 Exactly. nobody wants her as a human. The only way she'll use her virginity is if she's corrupted into a monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:35:30 2015 No.13398519 >>13398499 Meanwhile, King of Nothing had nobody to play with in his entire childhood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:35:33 2015 No.13398520 >>13398499 But he got that, and more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:39:44 2015 No.13398532 >>13398464 Not exactly inclined to give 100% of any amount of caring to what the thread's opinion of my stories are? Trying to expand my horizons and leave my comfort zone for once? I dunno, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:41:30 2015 No.13398536 >>13398493 >>13398484 Starts here https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13367475/#q13377440 Surprisingly heart warming

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:43:01 2015 No.13398538 >>13398532 >That edgy shit >Trying to expand my horizons

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:45:00 2015 No.13398545 >>13398520 A surprise visit in high school from his childhood Yuki friend where she tries to steal his current Yeti girlfriend?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:45:19 2015 No.13398546

>>13398532
>Trying to expand my horizons and leave my comfort zone for once?
You know full well everyone will hate everything that's not cuddling monogamy, daughterus, or half-baked "adventure".
Don't pretend like you have any need to experiment.
Everyone already knows what will happen if you try to deviate in any significant way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:45:25 2015 No.13398547 >>13398532 >inclined to give 100% of any amount of caring to what the thread's opinion of my stories are? This is so fucking awkward. I mean, I get what you said, but that's because I just put the words "Not" and "caring" together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:45:51 2015 No.13398548 >There's a new released version of HDoom. I"m gonna rip and tear so many hymens today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:47:13 2015 No.13398551 >>13398536 >Saving an animal and gaining a monster waifu out of it I saved a spider just recently, where's my spider girl?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:48:33 2015 No.13398556

>>13398538

It'd be a nice break from doing stupid shit like dicking lolis or handholding, blushing monogamy.

Like I could literally write an intercrural/naizuri short with Baphomet or something that doesn't make Beelzebub into a disgusting piece of shit or My Jinko-oneesan keeps stealing and wearing my cum soaked boxer briefs and you people would get in a tiff anyway because it doesn't have your preferred MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:50:20 2015 No.13398561 >>13398545 >Yeti Girlfriend >Steal They'd share and mind break him with their hot and cold bodies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:50:51 2015 No.13398564 >>13398548 ...go on? I don't know what HDoom is, but I do enjoy rip and tear-ing hymens...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:52:02 2015 No.13398566 >>13398546 Well, I won't rage or call them a faggot or anything, but like hell I'm going to read some shitty grimderp story. People can write whatever they want, man, as long as they are ok with either being ignored or hated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:52:14 2015 No.13398568 >>13398556 >you people would get in a tiff anyway because it doesn't have your preferred MG Not good enough. You also have to paint them in a good light and never let anything bad happen to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:53:39 2015 No.13398572 >>13398440 Oh you're writing the Alping revenge/training story? Nice. I'd suggest vilifying the guy more prior to the succubus calling him out on being an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:53:42 2015 No.13398573 >>13398467 >>13398500 I want her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:54:17 2015 No.13398574 >>13398566 >Well, I won't rage or call them a faggot or anything Then you have a saint-like restraint possessed by few others. I would call them a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:56:58 2015 No.13398582 >>13398572 I said potentially. Doesn't mean it'll happen any time soon. Still have to mull it over. >>13398568 Okay there, Sarcasm-O.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:59:14 2015 No.13398591
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>>13398564
It's a mod for Doom that replaces all enemies with Doom-inspired Monster Girls. It plays just like normal Doom, except that you can fuck some of the girls you defeat.
Devs are still working on it; they plan on replacing the waterguns with energy-based ero-guns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWn1pVo5ZlA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:00:49 2015 No.13398594 >>13391810 >your Kakuen gf will never go super saiyan to protect you and your home planet the pain is real guys

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:05:20 2015 No.13398611

>>13398574
Why bother getting upset over how someone spends their time or life? Life isn't long enough to justify bitching and moaning about how people spend their time, so long as it doesn't actually hurt anyone.

>itsup
Captcha, please. I only like you as a friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:08:49 2015 No.13398619 File: 59 KB, 180x180, Illias180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398611 >Why bother getting upset over how someone spends their time or life? I can answer this in one and a half words: I'm /pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:10:15 2015 No.13398623 >>13398591 I like the water guns tho

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:10:54 2015 No.13398626

Why would you want her? She's getting up there in age, and she's never even been on a date with anything other then her fingers. No only that, she's spent her whole life watching as the sexier monstergirls take all the men, leaving only her duties to her god and sword. So she's probably really bitter and sexually repressed. Who knows what sorts of things she'll do to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:11:57 2015 No.13398630 >>13398561 >Yuki freezes him so hard that only Yeti hugs can unthaw him >Yeti mofu mofus him and he needs to use Yuki as an ice pack to cool down I don't know if it's heaven or hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:12:42 2015 No.13398633 >>13398626 I'm going to assume this is meant for me>>13398573 and respond with that's the point.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:12:44 2015 No.13398634 >>13398591 >Those pinky voices Hot damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:13:54 2015 No.13398636 >>13398630 It's neither heaven nor hell, it is Paradise. You'll always be able to live comfortably thanks to your two waifus. Hot day? Yuki Onna hugs you and cools you down. Cold day? Yeti waifu hugs you and warms you up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:14:17 2015 No.13398639 >>13398630 Nah mang, nah. The two of them will form a perfectly balanced temperature environment, with warm on one side and cool on the other. Anon will be kept at a wonderfully comfortable temp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:19:23 2015 No.13398659 >>13398634 Yosh!

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:19:32 2015 No.13398660
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>>13398623
Not sure how it could be done, but I'm sure there has to be a way to manually change textures and animations.

>>13398634
I kinda with they sounded more aggression; demon-like.
Pretty hot either way. And dem sucking sounds.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:19:57 2015 No.13398662

>>13398633
Are you sure you can handle it? Her gently pushing you down as she stares at you with almost animal lust? Her shaking her toned hips on top of you, working herself up into a frenzy as she deals with decades of pent up lust? Her holding you close after she tires herself out after a few hours, whispering that she wants to see you again soon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:20:06 2015 No.13398663 >>13398591 Shit, are those voice clips exclusive to that mod, or were they taken from other things?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:24:55 2015 No.13398685 >>13392659 >Doppelganger Meh. It can help us get missions done with a lot of stealth. But I put all my points in speech, so I suck at stealth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:25:34 2015 No.13398690 >>13398630 I'll just take the Yuki-onna. I overheat very easily, I usually leave me window open in the winter and instal my AC when there's still snow on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:27:38 2015 No.13398697 File: 109 KB, 640x480, 132798438342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398660 >You will never be a green as grass marine recruit with only a pistol and get bullied by a bunch of Imp girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:28:36 2015 No.13398703 >>13398663 Don't know. Mod author has a blog where you can 'Ask Him Anything'. You can ask him that there, and probably even for the resources if he made them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:29:32 2015 No.13398707 >>13392882 >you will never be the dutiful husband to an evil tyrant MG

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:32:39 2015 No.13398715 >>13398697 Do you remember the link to the one site for it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:34:55 2015 No.13398722 >>13398281 >depressing philosophical insights I never understood what's so depressing about Goth kids, for the most part their idiotic ramblings are rather amusing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:35:09 2015 No.13398724 File: 167 KB, 640x480, Help.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398715 http://hdoomguy.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:36:21 2015 No.13398728 File: 246 KB, 700x1100, 1427162245076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398707 >You will never be the general of her armies and conquer lands and kingdoms in her name Feels bad

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:37:19 2015 No.13398732
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Oh no! You've been injured and require medical attention. Your MG girlfriend/waifu says she knows just what to do. Do you trust her to heal you, or would you call some other MG for assistance?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:38:41 2015 No.13398737

>>13398707
>Bathing her when she returns coated in the blood of her enemies
>Giving her pointers on the evil speeches she gives to meddlesome heroes
>Being the only person the the world she trusts
>Occasionally getting kidnapped only for you to be recused after a few days each time, your captors killed horribly while she fusses over you, making sure you're alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:38:45 2015 No.13398739 >>13398732 >Shirohebi White Wizard I can trust her with anything healing related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:39:51 2015 No.13398740 >>13398732 >And yet you know she's having the most fun out of every one there. Dammit, Wurms. Stop being so moe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:40:19 2015 No.13398744 >>13398732 >A Lich Probably. I know she wouldn't, at the very least, do anything to mess up our ability to have sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:41:52 2015 No.13398756 >>13398732 >Crow tengu Maybe? Depends on how serious it is.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:42:04 2015 No.13398757

So I don't know if I'm late to the party on this, but I just realized this myself.

>Alice in MGQ said that baptized men's semen tastes like angel liver
>The liver is what filters bile in the human body
>Bile byproducts are a major part of what makes up urine
>Ilias pees on men to baptize them
>That's why their semen tastes like Angel liver

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:42:59 2015 No.13398761 >>13398732 >Crow Tengu Trust her 100%.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:43:34 2015 No.13398767 >>13398757 I knew Ilias was a kinky slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:44:57 2015 No.13398773 >>13398732 >Vampire If her centuries of experience can't cure me, then it's guaranteed she has someone in the manor who can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:45:41 2015 No.13398775 File: 93 KB, 500x574, 0aa804942f583f684e1d2cf2062ab7ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398732 >Pour sake on the wound and suck it up. I'm gonna die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:48:20 2015 No.13398786 File: 286 KB, 800x1131, 1427482095289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398775 How would an Oni react to being told that you're all out of sake for her?

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:48:33 2015 No.13398787

>>13398662
My fetish is a hardened and mature older woman with a wealth of life experiences, who has lived on the battlefield and is surprised by nothing. Except since she has always devoted herself to her calling, she is woefully inexperienced with anything intimate.

After we fight together for a time she starts feeling things she dimly remembers from her youth; childish, foolish things better left in girlhood.

She keeps denying herself until one day, unexpectedly, I start perusing her romantically. She is taken aback at first. She turns me down saying she is flattered but a good young man like me should be going after girls my own age.

When I keep pursuing her she tries to set me up with pretty young girls she knows. I persist, saying I don't need their beauty. I tell her I love her for her strength, her nobility, her kind and gentle heart and the fierce fire that burns within it.

She eventually relents and we engage in extremely awkward virgin marital sex for reproductive purposes.

Then we adopt a bunch of Holsts and train them as cow-paladins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:50:01 2015 No.13398793 >>13398732 I am reasonably confident that a Ryu would be proficient at healing magic

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:52:03 2015 No.13398801

>>13398786
She would keep looking somewhere else until she found more sake. It's not like all onis would destroy every bar who doesn't have enough booze to sate them.
Or she would make her own. Because what oni doesn't know how to make her own alcohol?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:52:59 2015 No.13398803 >>13398786 Stunned incomprehension.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:53:35 2015 No.13398804 >>13397301 >tfw have no time to write

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:53:50 2015 No.13398809 >>13398732 >Anubis I'm sure she'd patch me up very by-the-book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:54:11 2015 No.13398810 File: 661 KB, 883x788, nkkdd7GxMr1rt5jlpo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398724 He's pretty good artist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:55:42 2015 No.13398814 >>13398810 Fear. Boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:59:52 2015 No.13398831 >>13398786 poorly

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:00:32 2015 No.13398836 >>13398810 She seems pleased with the village's offering this month.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:00:53 2015 No.13398838 >>13398786 She looks like a nice girl. >>13398810 She doesn't. Boner tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:04:34 2015 No.13398854 File: 1.50 MB, 1280x1141, 1430273074043.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398814 Engaged. >>13398836 She is.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:05:57 2015 No.13398860

>>13393497
oh god I can see it now during the Contact Wars
>In a secret military base humanity is testing out new "methods" of 'wartime interrogation techniques'
-Okay this is test number 47 of technique 8. Subject is an elf, claims to be a Lieutenant in enemy forces. She refuses to give an age but she appears to be in her mid-thirties.
-The interrogator is a twenty-six year old male, passed his latest P.T. with flying colors, and has a pet name for most of the female staff on base.
-We have given him a script to go off of from information gathered from our Bolivian spies.
>Many Bolivians died for this information.
You may proceed interrogator.
-"Alright little miss knife ears I want to know one thing-"
>"I'm not talking to some-"
-"ARE YOU SINGLE?!?!?"
>"W-what?!"
-"You heard me beautiful; are you single?"
>"Whatever you're doing... it's not gonna work!"
-"Okay, so you have a husband? You look like a housewife."
>"N-no... (unintelligible mumbling)"
-"What was that? I couldn't hear you, I was lost in your eyes..."
>"I AM SINGLE! I'VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND!! THERE ARE TROOPS MASSING IN AFRICA READY TO GO INTO EUROPE!!! THERE'S A PLOT TO TAKE OUT THE PRESIDENT AND REPLACE HIM WITH A DOPPELGANGER!!!! AND I'M 187 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!"
We've found their weakness....

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:07:03 2015 No.13398868 How would your waifu react if you were mindbroken by faceless monstergirls to the point of no return?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:08:36 2015 No.13398874 >>13398868 I... wouldn't?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:10:00 2015 No.13398880 >>13398874 It's a situational.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:10:55 2015 No.13398887 File: 41 KB, 324x586, 1402808045208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13398854 >Long tongue on top of red-hot dragon mouth Fuck it, I'd risk those shark teeth for head like that. Scale-tits are a bit of a letdown, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:12:23 2015 No.13398891 >>13398860 >CC elves break mentally under flattery >They have the highest desertion rate due to finding husbands/lovers in the human forces >Other races soon follow

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:14:14 2015 No.13398898 >>13398891 >Soon the war has no people to fight it >Those who were declared sworn enemies are now married couples >All except this one hardheaded guy who refuses to accept the stalemate and still wants to fight for his species

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:15:39 2015 No.13398906 >>13398732 >Kikimora I'll be in good hands...assuming she cleans off the dust beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:16:20 2015 No.13398909 >>13398868 >Implying the faceless Monster Girls weren't her and her friends bullying me. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzyoISbNaSc&t=4m20s

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:18:08 2015 No.13398916 >>13398909 Would they at least be sorry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:19:13 2015 No.13398923 >>13398868 You know that look helpless NTR'd husbands give to their wives when they find her fucking a bunch of faceless old men and loving it? How do you even expect people to answer that question?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:20:34 2015 No.13398928 >>13398916 Girls are cruel Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:20:35 2015 No.13398929 >>13398923 Maybe some people's waifus have NTR fetishes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:22:07 2015 No.13398935 >>13398732 >Alp She knows what she's doing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:24:50 2015 No.13398943 >>13398909 shitty nee-san/10, would not rely on

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:24:54 2015 No.13398944 >>13398929 Like Beelzebubs and Bicorns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:25:03 2015 No.13398945 >>13398935 >Alp Smug Alp or properly broken in Alp?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:26:55 2015 No.13398950 >>13398943 Enjoy your 'hotpot' with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:29:15 2015 No.13398964 >>13398950 I'd rather be edgy and dress in black and listen to foreign music and shout "CURAAWWRRINGU IIIN MY SUKKKIIINNUUU" and tell my nee-san I hate her before heading out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:29:54 2015 No.13398968 >>13398950 >hotpot Makes me think of a guy sitting in a huge tub with an Ignis, Salamander , Lava Golem and Hinezumi. All of them leering at him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:30:14 2015 No.13398969 >>13398945 Smug since that gets her the dick quicker. Not that it matters, common sense and those years of medical classes don't go away with monsterization.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:33:16 2015 No.13398977 >>13398968 >swimming_in_septic_tank.webm

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:33:48 2015 No.13398981

>>13398944
I was thinking about other monsters, ones that get off on their husband getting gangbanged by other monstergirls as she masturbates in the corner. The ones that get off on licking up the excess semen that spilled from his cock as the alpha monstergirls continue to drain his overstuffed balls as they pleasure him in ways she could never hope to. The ones that write Borderlands 2.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:34:33 2015 No.13398985 >>13398732 >Holstaur I'm 99% sure this involves me just drinking milk. I need a different kind of nurse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:34:51 2015 No.13398986 >>13398981 Yes yes, I know, I simply listed the two obvious examples out of some kind of compulsive obligation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:35:26 2015 No.13398987 So, insect monster girls. Do their babies come out fully formed or do they spend their infancy looking like stubby little lamias with a penchant for vomiting on everything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:35:30 2015 No.13398988 >>13398981 Don't you sully monster girls like that. If Anthony Burch was a monster girl, he'd be an alptango.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:36:09 2015 No.13398989 >>13398860 >Many Bolivians died for this information. I laughed harder than I should of at that

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:36:48 2015 No.13398991 >>13398988 Even an alptango would be a better writer then Burch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:37:01 2015 No.13398992 >>13398987 I like to think of them as multi-stage, cause it's cuter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:37:09 2015 No.13398993 >>13398868 She'd call me a pussy for getting mindbroken by this and say something like "Now THIS is how you mindbreak a man." She then makes me ahegao so hard my face gets stuck that way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:38:01 2015 No.13398995 >>13398987 They start as tiny cylinder-shaped eggs first. >do they spend their infancy looking like stubby little lamias with a penchant for vomiting on everything? Not much different from human babies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:38:02 2015 No.13398996 >>13398988 >Alptango Sounds like a dance. Or a title for a western. The Alpine Tango

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:38:11 2015 No.13398998 >>13398964 I find the image of a nip emo doing an engrish karaoke version of linkin park to be hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:39:43 2015 No.13399001 >>13398265 Which writefag is this? I want to follow them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:41:32 2015 No.13399003 >>13398998 >DISSO WOUNDO WILL NOT HEEARU >FEEA ISU HOW I FALLU >ONEE-CHAN, YOU SUCK AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE MEAN TO ME

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:42:50 2015 No.13399005 >>13398988 Okay I've wanted to ask this for a while...who the hell is Anthony Burch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:44:51 2015 No.13399013 >>13399005 A guy that works in the game industry who is a literal cuckold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:51:47 2015 No.13399029 >>13399013 Who did his wife fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:52:56 2015 No.13399036 >>13399029 a black

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:53:59 2015 No.13399038 >>13399005 More simple and less offtopic if you hit up /v/ on the archives and search for his name. And once you're done reading, whenever you're feeling down remind yourself that no matter how bad things get, at least you're not Anthony Burch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:54:25 2015 No.13399040 >>13399005 Someone you're not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:54:41 2015 No.13399041 >>13397615 Neat, thanks.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:55:15 2015 No.13399043

>>13399036
I think I would like to be the cucker. Cuckee? Imagine fucming that guy's wife so hard, she's convinced she needs you in her life to feel satisfied. You get some billionaire fuck providing for you so you can fuck his wife. It's one of the easy outs in like, like lottery and suicide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:56:06 2015 No.13399046 >>13397615 Thanks for your service, mang.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:56:20 2015 No.13399047

>>13399005
Guy who wrote borderlands 2. Forced his wife into an open relationship and she got fucked by numerous other men while he got shit all. He acts like a child when people criticize his writing and he's a SJW. His wife divorced him and took the Wii U.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:56:53 2015 No.13399053 File: 927 KB, 1119x1600, TRUTH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399043 Well...or there's the alternative outcome...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:57:42 2015 No.13399057 >>13399053 This birch character doesn't sound like he has the balls to do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:58:43 2015 No.13399061 >>13399053 >That doujin. MASSIVE ERECTION

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:58:56 2015 No.13399062 Anonymoose chapter 86 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UpbXrifvxb

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:59:00 2015 No.13399063 >>13399053 Best NTR Doujin ever. Though, that isn't saying much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:59:09 2015 No.13399066 >>13399047 >Forced his wife into an open relationship Fuckin' cuckolds man. I cannot understand 'em.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:59:46 2015 No.13399067 >>13399053 I may not be a fan of NTR, but Hathor be damned was this doujin beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:00:35 2015 No.13399071 >>13399053 The only NTR doujin I like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:00:39 2015 No.13399073 >>13399066 He did it because he wanted to fuck another girl. Thing is he never did fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:01:03 2015 No.13399074 >>13399062 >vocaroo Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:01:19 2015 No.13399077 >>13399073 Eh, serves him right I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:01:55 2015 No.13399081 >>13399074 suck a fat willy you spastic shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:02:14 2015 No.13399083 >>13399053 Literally best outcome in that case. Honorable mention goes to that one NTR doujin where the guy mindbreaks her back to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:02:18 2015 No.13399085 >>13399067 When people say "God damn" they are saying "God damn him," or "god give damnation," not "damnation on God," or "God be damned". So don't damn Hator, eh a cool girl who gives cowtits and doesnt afraid of anyhting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:03:22 2015 No.13399089 >>13399083 The Demon Souls one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:03:35 2015 No.13399090 >>13399043 You remind me of a guy I know I don't like that guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:04:56 2015 No.13399094 >>13399089 God that was horrible.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:05:04 2015 No.13399095

>>13399089
No I think he's talking about the pet play one where he locked her in the basement.

Demon's Souls it was more like she got mindbroken by some guys, and then the normal dude who got cucked, rather than be a complete wimp-ass, went off, manned the fuck up, came back and killed the guys, and took the slut for himself.

Of course by that point they were both completely broken people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:05:41 2015 No.13399098 >>13399090 It's situational. I just feel this anthony guy would be easy pickings and you're the fool to not take a free meal where its offered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:07:01 2015 No.13399104 >>13399095 >People she got turned into a LITERAL semen demon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:07:16 2015 No.13399108 >>13399043 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:09:29 2015 No.13399114 >>13399104 Fair enough. Broken either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:18:44 2015 No.13399146 >>13399073 That sounds a lot like an NTR doujin I read once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:30:21 2015 No.13399185 File: 2 KB, 892x21, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did Alp just get banned? Lots of deleted posts in this thread and this right here...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:31:57 2015 No.13399190 >>13399185 The fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:32:18 2015 No.13399191 File: 42 KB, 497x285, 1369537332756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399114 >Calling Yurt a broken man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:32:55 2015 No.13399194 >>13397775 stoked. these makes my day. thanks moose

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:33:05 2015 No.13399195 >>13399185 Don't know what that's about but his pastebin is still up and full. Somebody definitely got banned, but looking through the deleted posts I can't tell why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:34:06 2015 No.13399197 God I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:35:06 2015 No.13399201 >>13399197 Meant for >>13399185

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:35:49 2015 No.13399203 >>13399191 What? I'm pretty sure it was just some random PC who got his armor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:36:32 2015 No.13399205 >>13392374 Extremely late response but why the fuck do you even want Diablo-tan outside of being amused by cringeworthy writing and tryhard hatesex that tops Gandalf's falling in love with the Balrog of Morgoth

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:36:59 2015 No.13399208 >>13399185 Don't know about a ban, but as the anon above said, his pastebin is still up and looks intact. Where's the screenshot from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:37:48 2015 No.13399210 >>13399208 The writefag list on the pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:39:43 2015 No.13399216 >>13399205 See >>13392434 +replies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:40:16 2015 No.13399219 File: 81 KB, 354x609, M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399203 It was a random PC, but when you consider how much Yurt motherfucking hates magic, it'd only make sense to transpose him onto Marco.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:41:14 2015 No.13399221 >>13399210 >>13399208 Strange. Why was that conversation chain even deleted? It wasn't shitposting if i recall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:42:09 2015 No.13399223 >>13399219 I want my own MiB!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:42:44 2015 No.13399225 File: 182 KB, 664x1000, Black Knights (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399223 Better backstab this bastard first, then.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:44:49 2015 No.13399233

>>13399221
The deletes end right about the time that the making fun of King Grump Alp ends. Guy could have been making fun of King Grump alp, got banned, and just had all of his posts deleted. Correct me if I'm wrong though because I'm not 100% on that.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:45:01 2015 No.13399234

>>13399221
It looks like it was just one person's posts that got purged, probably when they were banned. Like I said though, I can't tell why. Nothing in that looks shitposty. Maybe they were banned in a different thread and their posts here were wiped automatically? I don't know how that stuff works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:46:20 2015 No.13399238 >There's a doujin about the Chosen Undead getting raped by the Capra Demon and his undead dogs. >shivering_intensifies.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:46:22 2015 No.13399239 >>13399234 Posts don't get auto deleted on a ban, I don't think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:49:37 2015 No.13399250 >>13399233 >Guy could have been making fun of King Grump alp, got banned Also, why would this be a bannable offence?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:50:03 2015 No.13399252 >>13399238 I'm hopeful that the next comiket or two will have doujins with the Doll from Bloodborne.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:51:05 2015 No.13399256 >>13399239 They do not. This is most peculiar. >>13399250 It is technically not related to /jp/, so mods could easily ban you for it if they wanted. Hell, they can ban us now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:51:07 2015 No.13399257 >>13399252 Living Dolls are the master race.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:51:40 2015 No.13399260 >>13399250 It shouldn't be. Hell, it's practically a tradition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:52:01 2015 No.13399262 >>13399250 It could be considered trolling. King Grump Alp is a waste of a human life though. I hope he dies alone and homeless after a very long and difficult life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:53:50 2015 No.13399268 >>13399262 >making fun of trolls is trolling I guess you could interpret it that way if you didn't spend much time here though.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:54:10 2015 No.13399271

>>13399252
I wanna see some truly /d/eviant shit come out of bloodborne like abomination/monster on female.

>>13399256
>Hell, they can ban us now.
I mean, yeah , technically, I guess, but not like this has derailed the thread. If this is all it takes to get a ban around here, it's no wonder /jp/ is just us and the "which tuhu wud u fug" threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:55:36 2015 No.13399278 >>13399271 >if this is all it takes It all depends on the mod. They've given me a warning that I was violating Global rule ect for saying they're lazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:57:40 2015 No.13399286 >>13399185 Some posts that were his did get deleted, we'll see in 2-3 hours when he wakes up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:58:11 2015 No.13399291 >>13399278 They just got new people in I think so a little turbulence until they get used to it is probably to be expected. >>13399271 >spoiler I'd prefer female abomination/monster on male.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:58:56 2015 No.13399293 >>13399291 Mergo's Wet Nurse-chan rapes Good Hunter when

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:59:41 2015 No.13399295 >>13399291 So expect abuse of power a lot for a good while?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:00:45 2015 No.13399299
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>>13399278
They've been more active lately. More pedantic too. New hands?

>>13399291
That would be nice but you'd need to be truly inventive to manage to turn some of the monsters in BB into cute girls, or arousing in any way. Easier just to give them giant cocks and keep the designs, and send 'em after the girls in the game, of which there are few. That crow hunter was cute though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:01:56 2015 No.13399302 >>13399295 Well possibly, but more inconsistent/unpredictable moderation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:03:07 2015 No.13399305 >>13399299 >new hands Either that or just an abuse of power. Either way, there's nothing to be done here. >>13399302 And expect to be banned for so much as talking about something else in a thread. But anyway, how 'bout them Wights?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:03:52 2015 No.13399311 >>13399305 Where the Wight women at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:04:46 2015 No.13399313 >>13399262 To be fair, you lot do keep pestering him, making his hate last longer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:05:04 2015 No.13399314 >>13399305 They're alwight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:05:23 2015 No.13399316 >>13399305 >spoiler It's spring, so cold, a little wet, and ready for seeding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:06:29 2015 No.13399319 >>13399316 Why do I now picture a Wight with plants growing out of her and being confused for a Dryad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:06:33 2015 No.13399320 >>13399313 He's here for hours a day being an obnoxious fuck regardless of what we do. At least when we ridicule him he provides a source of entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:07:19 2015 No.13399322 >>13399203 >>13399219 Nope it was Marco he got gud and somehow obtained yurts armor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:07:58 2015 No.13399324 >>13399313 We do, because he really shouldn't be here. He doesn't like monster girls, he just comes here to tell us about his hate. Of course we shit on him. It would be weirder if we didn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:08:05 2015 No.13399325 >>13399320 How do you know it's always him and not some random anon having a fit and taking it out on the thread just because?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:08:21 2015 No.13399326

>>13399313
The previous occasion when his posts were deleted you could see that nobody was provoking him. All he did was start methodically making snarky and obnoxious quips about anything and everything. The guy is a persistent shitposter not some misunderstood victim of moderation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:09:17 2015 No.13399327 >>13399325 He admits it's him. He's not some boogeyman we made up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:10:07 2015 No.13399330 >>13399327 Also always responds the same exact way to everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:10:42 2015 No.13399332 >>13397775 c.86 Ankh-phones: The Chapter "... rose a few octaves...": so her voice got high-pitched? Voices usually become lower when things become grave. Also, Ba'el's surprised about the abyssal-hearted golems? A plot point perhaps?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:11:01 2015 No.13399333

>>13399319
I was actually thinking gentle undead troll who was taken in by a kind Anon and filled with enough baby juice to go Wight.

Yours is good too though. Plants are often associated with death/undeath anyways, since they live off decomposition and what not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:11:30 2015 No.13399335 >>13399327 >Shitposters confirming accusations without fear or remorse Huh, this place's gone to shit sooner than I thought. Well, I'm fucking off to bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:12:18 2015 No.13399337 >>13399330 You mean >it's shit >fuck off >kill yourself etc?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:12:19 2015 No.13399338 >>13399335 Pleasant dreams, friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:13:19 2015 No.13399340 >>13399333 >Wight with flowers growing out of her >Wight with a leafy dress Whelp, now I want to see it drawn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:13:29 2015 No.13399342 >>13399335 We had 0 moderation for months so they stopped trying to be subtle.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:16:32 2015 No.13399349

>>13399342
The good thing is that now that they're back threads seem to get slower but higher in pleasantness. I have no problem with moderation if they're looking out for the users' best interests. At the end of the day all /mgt/ really wants is to be left alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:17:19 2015 No.13399351 >>13399349 Yeah, the last few threads have been a lot more chill for the most part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:17:56 2015 No.13399353 >>13399299 >>13399293 >>13399291 >>13399271 Unfortunately what we're probably going to get is Male Abomination/Monster on Male Hunters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:19:05 2015 No.13399355 >>13399353 Please no

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:20:03 2015 No.13399360 >>13399353 If I get some werewolf on doll I'll be happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:20:53 2015 No.13399363 >>13399353 How big is BB in japan. They're a powerhouse of OC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:21:54 2015 No.13399365 >>13399363 Ah that should have been a question mark. I blame tiredness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:25:43 2015 No.13399376 >>13399360 Would the Doll count as a monstergirl? Because I'd fuck the hell out of the Doll. I'd show her as much love as she wanted of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:26:48 2015 No.13399379 >>13399360 Me too anon. Werewolf on anything is my fetish. >>13399376 Yes and yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:27:34 2015 No.13399383 >>13399363 A lot less popular than the makers of Shitty Grindfest 17 and Generic JRPG 24

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:27:48 2015 No.13399384 >>13399379 >>13399376 On the up side, there was that darkbeast paarl monstergirl done recently. That was cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:28:29 2015 No.13399391 >>13399383 Good point. I just want to see kawaii OC of monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:28:31 2015 No.13399393 File: 1.23 MB, 1410x1021, Darkbeast Paarl Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399384 Simple, but cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:30:45 2015 No.13399398 >>13399393 See this is what I mean though. Hasn't really conveyed Paarl that well. this is just an electric wolfgirl with long lank hair. Not really BB tier monster yaknow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:32:45 2015 No.13399406 >>13399398 This guy >>13398810 Could probably do BB monsters pretty well without losing their flavor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:34:41 2015 No.13399414 >>13399406 I disagree on a mater of aesthetic. He's good for hellish stuff, but i don't think he'd be as good with the more gothic undead feel of BB.

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Wed Apr 29 00:34:48 2015 No.13399416 >>13399332 Chris' natural voice is much higher than how she normally speaks. What with putting on all the whole 'hero' act and all.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:41:02 2015 No.13399434

>>13399414
We would need to see him trying something of that type before we can say for certain. I mostly just meant the way his stuff is more monster but still sexy and not leaning toward furry.

I really do hope those tit scales can be spread apart to reveal nipples though. I like nipples.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:43:14 2015 No.13399443

>>13399434
Whilst I wouldn't call it a fetish per se, I do think scale tits and exoskeleton tits and other types of tits which can retract to reveal soft flesh and hard nipples are pretty neat. I agree that the guy does do monsters pretty monstery whilst, as you said, avoiding the realm of furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:46:45 2015 No.13399451 >>13399443 >other types of tits which can retract to reveal soft flesh and hard nipples My fetish. Also hiding the wonderful squish within plate armor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:57:12 2015 No.13399481 File: 120 KB, 850x486, Pillar girls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are these monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:58:12 2015 No.13399486 File: 45 KB, 600x380, Manticore.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399443 >>13399434 Just give it a human face and it won't be furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:59:54 2015 No.13399491 >>13399481 They're vampires from space. I guess that makes them a solid sorta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:00:40 2015 No.13399494 >>13399481 >pillar girls Can't be, those poses are not nearly fabulous enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:02:48 2015 No.13399500 File: 447 KB, 1200x731, 472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399494 This better for you? I'd totally do some Ripple training if I could fuck a pillar girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:03:09 2015 No.13399502 >>13399481 Can Kars show me why she's the ultimate life form?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:04:20 2015 No.13399506 >>13399500 Better. I want a Pillar Girl to give me a magic cock ring that I can't get off unless I manage to get her off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:06:27 2015 No.13399514 >>13399506 >not defeat her. >he doesn't want to overpower a pillar girl and fuck her through a bed.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:07:41 2015 No.13399517
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>>13399481
They are not human, but they are certainly not 'monsters' either.

MGE's definition of a monster is pretty specific yet not. It has nothing to do with their physical form, but their gender and their level of corruption to Demonic Energy.

They are not monsters outside of MGE, and they wouldn't be in either MGE unless they have a connection to the Demon Lord through Demonic Energy.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:08:46 2015 No.13399520

So Anons, say you are growing up with your human girl childhood friend, things are going swell. She's a Qt3.14 and is thinking of joining the paladin's to help protect and serve.
Three years into her service you get a call from her superior saying that she's had a run in with a roper/parasite slime.
They bring you in to say your good byes but it turns out that she's completely normal around you (if a bit more sexually aggressive.)
Do you stay with her and let her live a life of relative normalcy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:09:48 2015 No.13399524 >>13399514 But anon, there's no way a neet like me could defeat an ultimate lifeform. I'll have to become her devoted cockslave instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:11:05 2015 No.13399531 >>13399520 >she's completely normal around you So is she still her or not? If it's a monster pulling her strings I'd kill it and have tearful regretsex with her body, otherwise it's marriage time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:11:31 2015 No.13399532 >>13399520 Eh. Who cares about some dumb paladin anyway? I'm getting my waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:11:46 2015 No.13399533 File: 91 KB, 750x687, fa5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399517 Well at least we can agree that DIO would be a monster girl. >>13399524 Get good, do some hardcore ripple training and start lifting. You'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:11:54 2015 No.13399534 >>13399531 She's her old self around you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:12:39 2015 No.13399536 >>13399520 That is the most literal example of "It's a trick. Get an axe." that I've ever seen. It's just the monster pretending to be her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:13:16 2015 No.13399538 >>13399531 >Spoiling the corpse of your childhood friend with your cock. Absolutely heretical.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:13:51 2015 No.13399542 >>13399534 >Believing Deadite-tier acting

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:14:14 2015 No.13399543 >>13399520 Yes if it's a Parasite Slime. I couldn't handle a Roper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:15:46 2015 No.13399546 >>13399538 >Not bringing your dead friend back as a cum-zombie

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:16:38 2015 No.13399547 >>13399543 >I'll fuck the brainjacked meat puppet of my childhood friend but not the one with an evil squid in her vagina I mean it's some kind of standards, but still...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:17:57 2015 No.13399550 >>13399520 >Implying I'd ever abandon my friend Ah well, being a house husband was on my to do list eventually anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:19:51 2015 No.13399556 >>13399550 Your friend is a vegetable controlled by a parasite and you want to waifu the thing that did it to her? That's sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:19:56 2015 No.13399557 >>13399550 >not abandoning your friend >being a house husband I came here to laugh at you.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:20:24 2015 No.13399559

>>13399278
They warned me the other day for calling the new janitor that was harassing the thread an autist.

>>13399295
Yep, especially considering that /jp/ in general has a hateboner for us.

>>13399299
>New Hands?
Yeah, it's probably some people who they make janitors through that job fair deal that was publicized a few months back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:20:32 2015 No.13399560 File: 459 KB, 520x485, Metroid behind Lich Samus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster would be the best to cuddle after losing over 50 hours to bug that corrupted your game's save?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:21:48 2015 No.13399564 >>13399560 Gazer, cause she'd help you get it all back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:22:58 2015 No.13399568 >>13399546 >Not fucking your lost first love to life first as a cumzombie >Notalso fucking her so much that she turns into a Wight and begins to get back memories of her life >Not crying profusely when she remembers that she always loved you too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:23:17 2015 No.13399570 >>13399546 That's not how necromancy works! That's not how necromancy works at all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:23:53 2015 No.13399571 >>13399564 >help you get it all back It literally wouldn't be the same, since skills and stats grow randomly. Not to mention I am not going through some of the backtracking bullshit twice in one year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:23:57 2015 No.13399573 >>13399560 Gazer, she'll tell you that game was shit anyway, and that you sucked at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:24:39 2015 No.13399575 >>13399568 This guy knows what's up. >>13399570 That's how it works in monstergirl land!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:25:45 2015 No.13399577 >>13399573 This is oddly heart warming to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:26:17 2015 No.13399579 >>13399520 Purge it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:27:06 2015 No.13399582 File: 2.56 MB, 1280x1592, 1405247102898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399560 >"If I kill Anon and raise him from the dead, he can't refuse me!"

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:27:14 2015 No.13399584

>>13399560
Probably one of the older fluffy tails.

One who knows what it's like to watch the kingdom you built from the ground up be destroyed as if it was nothing due to chance.

I have had many Total War game saves go that way.

Also you get to touch fluffy tail and that's never a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:27:54 2015 No.13399589 >>13399571 >RNG stat growth >RNG skill acquisition >Backtracking What fucking garbage game are we talking about here? And why am I playing it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:28:29 2015 No.13399593 >>13399584 >I have had many Total War game saves go that way. Git. Gud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:29:10 2015 No.13399596 >>13399582 I think that would just turn Anon into a skeleton girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:29:27 2015 No.13399597 >>13399584 I'd prefer something scaly or squishy. >>13399589 A game that's more like a classic RPG. One were you can't use cookie cutter builds like a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:31:03 2015 No.13399600 >>13399596 He could still "bone" her if it came down to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:31:25 2015 No.13399601 >>13399582 Dat corpse 2 healthy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:31:51 2015 No.13399602 >>13399597 Congrats, enjoy your tubby NEET Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:32:35 2015 No.13399605 >>13399593 I want to rant at you about spending eleven years getting good but I'm too tired. You win this round anon.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:32:43 2015 No.13399606

>>13399597
>Classic RPG
>Cookie cutter builds
So you admit you're an elitist faggot who plays shitty games because you think you're too good for modern day games.

And nah, that game sounds shit, no way in fucking hell would I have even picked that up, let alone invested 50+ hours into it.

>>13399584
>Having back up saves to prevent yourself from experiencing failure and learning from your mistakes
Like >>13399593 said, Git Gud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:32:44 2015 No.13399607 >>13399520 If Roper, yes. If Parasite Slime, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:32:50 2015 No.13399608 >>13399596 He'll be himself with all his parts n the right place, but undead. That way, he can live forever and will always obey her, no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:33:06 2015 No.13399609 >>13399602 >Soft Jaberwock with a body meant for breeding Yes, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:33:59 2015 No.13399611 >>13399605 Just explain to me how you lost and maybe I'll take pity on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:34:35 2015 No.13399614 >>13399597 >A game that's more like a classic RPG. Sounds more like indie trash that labels itself as 'classic' and 'challenging' to excuse poor design and execution choices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:34:46 2015 No.13399615 >>13399606 >automatically jumping to calling me an elitist What's the term for this kind of false accusation of someone's position on something, again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:35:57 2015 No.13399617 >>13399606 >Save scumming >On total war games besides its fun to watch everything you worked so hard on crumble. And I'd be too tempted to reload after every failed battle. Besides it only ever happened twice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:36:17 2015 No.13399620 >>13399582 >"Now we can be together forever Anon! For eternity!" Help

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:36:36 2015 No.13399621 >>13399615 Accurate assessment based on evidence and a confession from the accused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:38:31 2015 No.13399623 File: 124 KB, 600x320, Dragons-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never go on a quest to find the dragon girl that stole your heart >literally

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:38:32 2015 No.13399624 >>13399620 I'm failing to see how that's bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:39:08 2015 No.13399625 >>13399621 >Evidence You mean calling people who use cookie cutter builds in modern pussies? That is flimsy evidence and stretching the facts greatly, to the point that calling it accurate is a joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:39:33 2015 No.13399627 >>13399624 He could have a fear of dead people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:40:02 2015 No.13399628 >>13399547 Brainjacked meat puppets are my fetish while vagina squids aren't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:40:03 2015 No.13399629 >>13399623 Considering the traveling companions and the fact you have to walk everywhere GOOD!

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:40:40 2015 No.13399631
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>>13399624
A Lich stalker who follows you on your travels from afar, plotting to win you over into loving her by any means necessary sounds nice. But I'm not ready for the whole 'eternity' commitment some girls offer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:40:47 2015 No.13399632 >>13399617 Only time I ever reloaded a save in that game was when I was using my general's cavalry unit to mop up a routed enemy and one of my fucktard war elephants stepped on his head for funsies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:41:17 2015 No.13399633 >>13399629 It gets more bearable when you can teleport everywhere. Though yes, your companions are fucking idiots, and even replacing them with monster girls wouldn't make them any better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:41:42 2015 No.13399636 >>13399629 >He didn't play Dark Arisen. >He was too poor for ferrycrystals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:41:46 2015 No.13399637 >>13399628 >you will never wonder if the creature that says she loves you is your friend, the parasite that controls her body, or both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:42:36 2015 No.13399639 >>13399623 >ITS ZE DRAGON!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:45:28 2015 No.13399648 >>13399637 Probably wouldn't as long as the affection is genuine.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:48:33 2015 No.13399657

>>13399633
>>13399636
I had enough for the crystals, but by then I was just done with the game. I was the kind of person that liked to wander around and pick fights with the biggest monsters I could find, so I had to fight a shit ton of wolves/harpies/whatever to have my fun. Also fuck Dark arisen, It's just an expensive version of dlc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:52:53 2015 No.13399670 File: 48 KB, 481x750, skeleton-joke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399600 Don't do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 01:55:28 2015 No.13399683 >>13399670 Hey, I know we all like a good ribbing so I figured it was worth a shot. I didn't expect anyone to have a bone to pick with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:00:30 2015 No.13399707 File: 75 KB, 230x300, Charon_pun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399683 I swear to god, Charon, if I hear one more pun...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:02:12 2015 No.13399715 >>13399707 I want to kiss Charon silent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:02:57 2015 No.13399719 >>13399683 I hope you get raped by a horde of skeleton monster girls who keep cracking puns as they pulverize your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:03:14 2015 No.13399721 File: 78 KB, 204x277, 1399166504072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399707 Charon is into some kinky stuff. What's she got under all those robes?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:03:49 2015 No.13399727
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>Encounter Gelcubus
>Succubi lust combined with Slime single-mindedness
>So infatuated with you that she's already doing the heart-pupil thing
>Immune to virtually all physical resistance thanks to slime body and ridiculously high regeneration rate

What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:05:07 2015 No.13399730 >>13399727 If she's a Slime that means she has a core, reach in and grab it and she'll be subdued. If you miss and your arm gets stuck, it's game over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:05:11 2015 No.13399731 >>13399727 Paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:05:19 2015 No.13399732 >>13399707 >>13399721 I want to waifu Charon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:06:06 2015 No.13399735 >>13399719 >>13399707 Geez, I see I've rattled some folks, I expected a few folks to tell me to break a leg but this? Man, I really can't tickle anyone's funny bone today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:06:43 2015 No.13399737 >>13399727 Dive straight in

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:08:13 2015 No.13399743 >>13399727 Given that rack on her, I'd probably bury my- Oh. You meant to stop her. Can they be dehydrated by high heat? If so, flamethrower. If not, a C4 charge in her chest. Her massive, squishy, jiggly, oh so inviting chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:08:23 2015 No.13399744 >>13399727 Use the vacuum cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:08:36 2015 No.13399747 >>13399625 >Calls someone who plays a certain way a pussy >Thus calling them inferior >Is somehow not an elitist asshole Sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:09:19 2015 No.13399751 >>13399737 You're brave. Do you know how long a Slime can deny your orgasm? Let alone a kinky Succuslime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:09:19 2015 No.13399752 >>13399727 Shoot it with magic

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:10:16 2015 No.13399757 >>13399735 I'l break your arm you make one more bone joke. Then we'll see how humorous you find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:10:55 2015 No.13399761 >>13399727 Paizuri then as I cum force my dick right into the core so that she automatically gets pregnant and also turns into a pile of orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:12:52 2015 No.13399766 >>13399761 I want to see her literally sploosh into a vibrating puddle of pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:12:57 2015 No.13399767 >>13399751 Just get a hold on her core and she's literally putty in your hands.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:14:10 2015 No.13399772

>>13399747
>Calling one specific type of person who plays a game using a build that was pre thought out a pussy
I'd say they are inferior, however I am only calling that specific type of player a pussy. You cannot call anybody an elitist off of that little "evidence" alone, especially after falsely accusing me of "So you admit you're an elitist faggot who plays shitty games because you think you're too good for modern day games.". I can't believe I fell for such crappy bait, so we're done here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:14:23 2015 No.13399774 >>13399757 Geez, someone's out to crack some skulls tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:15:46 2015 No.13399778 >>13399766 I guess that works if you're diving in, even if you miss it, you'll just pop out the other side if you're fast enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:16:35 2015 No.13399787 >>13399772 >He proved me wrong! >Buh-Bait! Ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:18:52 2015 No.13399793 >>13399778 Whoops, meant to reply to >>13399767

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:25:48 2015 No.13399823 >>13399560 >50 hours Try 300. I've never had to confront the ephemeral nature of life more than when I try to get myself back up to G Rank in Monster Hunter. Those Tibetian Monks and their sand mandalas ain't got shit on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:26:51 2015 No.13399827 File: 292 KB, 850x1133, sample-19e51ea09e228d75d59188558336ddee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your MG wife/GF like to tease/flirt with you in public or in private?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:26:52 2015 No.13399828 >>13399823 >300 >MH I got to G rank before in under 120 hours, but I know your pain, friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:29:03 2015 No.13399836 File: 169 KB, 500x448, She Really Fucking Doesn't.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399827 >Wife >GF

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:30:56 2015 No.13399847 >>13399836 Even MC was a better girl than her.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:33:12 2015 No.13399854
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>>13399828
Oh, I know you can easily get to G in that time, but this 300 was after I was at the end-game, doing those whacky level 140 guild quests and fighting apex monsters.
Now I'm just taking my time putzing around in Low Rank, switching to a new weapon after every 10 quests to insert a bit of challenge into it. So far the only weapon I really hate is the Longsword. It just feels so clunky to me. Gunlance is pretty clunky in comparison to the Lance, too, but it's got some neat tricks. Can't wait to fight pic related so I can make her Gunlance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:34:08 2015 No.13399857 File: 726 KB, 1000x1200, 49815358_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399827 No, she's pretty shy and I actually bully her by flisting with her in public.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:35:15 2015 No.13399862 >>13399854 It's much more painful in a game like FU. After investing 600+ hours and trying to get whitefata armor, seeing it happen almost made me snap my PSP.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:35:15 2015 No.13399863
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What kind of vidya do you think each MG prefers?

>Gazer
>Retro dungeon crawlers (Wizardry, Bard's Tale, etc.)

>Yeti
>'Comfy' life sims, big fan of Animal Crossing. Can't play a lot of complex games with specific controls because her hands are so big.

>Oni
>Likes to get drunk and shittalk on the mic over fighting games. Way into the FGC.

>Arachne
>DDR

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:36:56 2015 No.13399866 Night Anons, ride this thread peacefully to its grave. Please no fire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:37:19 2015 No.13399869 File: 1.06 MB, 1229x1197, tio talkin bout my waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399836 She exists within my mind, therefore she exists! And there she will remain, untainted. Flawed, but endearing. Perfect in her imperfection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:37:53 2015 No.13399873 >>13399863 >Anubis >Building Sims >Elf >CRPGs >Cheshire Cat >Trolling people on Second Life

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:39:28 2015 No.13399880 >>13399873 >>13399863 >Holstaurus >Doesn't really like technology that much. Mostly into nature and honest, old-fashioned work. >Introduce her to Farming Simulator >She hasn't been outside for three weeks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:39:51 2015 No.13399882 >>13399866 Don't worry. Everything will be fire

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:40:20 2015 No.13399885 >>13399857 Picture unrelated, right? I mean, who would waifu a used dutch wife?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:40:40 2015 No.13399886 >>13399866 So long as the villagers don't try and attack my manor tonight we should be safe. >>13399873 >Second life >Not Worlds That game is so much more mind fucky than Second Life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:41:30 2015 No.13399891 >>13399882 Well that's good to he- Wait....are you trying to ruse me Anon? >>13399886 Ok, they should be peaceful tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:41:42 2015 No.13399893 >>13399880 >Start to worry about Holstaur friend >Cautiously open the door to her room. >She's got her eyes pressed to the screen, her breasts swollen because she's forgotten to milk them. >Turns to you slowly. >Moos softly for help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:44:57 2015 No.13399903 >>13399885 >implying I didn't build my dutch wife myself and bring her to life with copious amounts of my spiritual energy

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:45:25 2015 No.13399904
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>You'll never encounter a Bubble Slime
>She forces you to ingest some of her body in order to arouse you
>You begin to love it so much that you start sucking down more and more even when she begs you to stop, eventually causing you to become addicted
>You quickly find that you go through violent withdrawal symptoms without her
>You'll never return to her every single night and have sex while she cries and apologizes for what she's done to you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:46:42 2015 No.13399911 >>13399880 Anon, this is how fatpophis started. please don't make me have to do one for a holstaur who gets so wrapped up in making a little farm that has a character of her and her husband that she forgets her actual husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:46:47 2015 No.13399912 File: 660 KB, 698x840, 1430290007636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13399891 Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:47:41 2015 No.13399917 >>13399903 Oh. carry on then, you make Pygmalion proud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:48:07 2015 No.13399919 >>13399911 As interesting as it sounds, I think repeating the same plot might be a bit iffy... Though, a Holstaur doesn't have venom to put her husbando in a compromising situation, so I suppose that what he does would be quite different. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:48:43 2015 No.13399922 >>13399863 >Lich >Gets way, way into real-time strategy games >Starts getting sponsors

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:50:02 2015 No.13399926 >>13399854 Know what's fun about this picture? She'd squirt with the force of fire hose.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:50:49 2015 No.13399930

>>13399904
The best bit is they taste like sour apple according to the new world guide.
I love sour stuff, almost as much as I love spicy food.

>>13399912
Please no, if things are on fire I need to panic.

>>13399919
Nyet, it would boil down to the husband dragging a ultra soft holst out into the sun for real gardening while she whines about her virtual farm.
Besides, this requires me to actually create stuff nowadays instead of getting torn between trying three different things .

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:55:44 2015 No.13399943 >>13399930 Hooray for proactivity! And yeah, I think you've talked about that for the last couple days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:58:03 2015 No.13399949 >>13399904 >You will never eat an entire slime as she screams and pleads to you to stop killing her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:59:50 2015 No.13399952 >>13399943 it sucks because I keep getting torn between other ideas and I just hit a wall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:05:10 2015 No.13399963 >>13399904 >Implying she would consider his addiction as bad. They're called monsters for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:05:40 2015 No.13399965 >>13399952 I know how you feel. I've been trying to write one thing for a while now, then just a couple days ago got another idea that I want to try now. It never ends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:07:31 2015 No.13399969 It's your waifu's first 4th of July in America. How much freedom do you have her experience?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:09:20 2015 No.13399976

>>13399965
Are you me? Do you also worry that leaving the thing you're writing at the moment to do something else will mean the first thing never gets done? I only just started writing the first thing too.

>>13399969
She got her fill on July 1st in Canada.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:09:35 2015 No.13399978 >>13399727 Garden hose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:12:02 2015 No.13399988 >>13399976 Probably not, but yes and yes. And yes to that too.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:16:20 2015 No.13400002

>>13399863
>Slimegirl
That game on the PSP where you play as balls of mercury. Mercury, I think it was called. Also, De Blob, because that game was the motherfucking bomb.

>Pharaoh and Apophis
They challenge each other to the multiplayer of every 4X game ever made.

>Vampire
She plays Castlevania, and ends up renovating her castle to resemble the one from whatever game in the series she most recently played. This happens every week, forcing you to memorise the maps and sequence breaks to get anywhere quickly.

>Kikimora
Viscera Cleanup Detail and Space Station 13.

>Alraune
She downloads Grass Simulator, and swears off computer gaming five minutes later.

>Anubis
She makes 1:1 scale models of every man-made wonder in the world using Minecraft in unmodded survival mode, and won't stop trying to get you into Dwarf Fortress.
When you're not home, she strips down to her bra and panties, raids the fridge for every snack she can find, and plays the fuck out of the Armoured Core series, Super Robot Wars, Zone of the Enders, and Gundam Extreme Vs: Full Boost. She keeps this side of her a secret from everyone, convinced that it'd irreparably ruin her image as a discliplined, dignified anubis.
She also owns a Jehuty body pillow.

>Tanuki
She insists that she holds the world record for the fastest completion of Recettear, but the video footage she uploaded to the internet is locked behind a paywall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:17:32 2015 No.13400005 File: 225 KB, 850x1487, sample-5a07b6b9e2274b7216b5249cf0ae152e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Oh yeah!?!, Well Mys sister is the sexiest and most powerful Vargest ever, she will kick your ass and you will be sorry!!!"

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:18:07 2015 No.13400008

>>13400002
>>Anubis
>She makes 1:1 scale models of every man-made wonder in the world using Minecraft in unmodded survival mode, and won't stop trying to get you into Dwarf Fortress.
>When you're not home, she strips down to her bra and panties, raids the fridge for every snack she can find, and plays the fuck out of the Armoured Core series, Super Robot Wars, Zone of the Enders, and Gundam Extreme Vs: Full Boost. She keeps this side of her a secret from everyone, convinced that it'd irreparably ruin her image as a discliplined, dignified anubis.
>She also owns a Jehuty body pillow.
Must. Go. Buy. Wedding Ring. Like, description of my perfect woman right here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:19:20 2015 No.13400010 >>13400002 Dat Anubis

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:21:59 2015 No.13400015 >>13400008 >>13400010 Autism speaks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:22:22 2015 No.13400018 >>13400005 What is this and why does it look so very terrible?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:22:58 2015 No.13400024 >>13400015 If you want autism, here's some autism. Now I know everybody always goes "Lich" and so on, but if you died, would your waifu? http://dangerousminds.net/comments/because_love_never_dies_put_your_loved_ones_ashes1

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:23:34 2015 No.13400027 >Great new fap story with cow girl >It's /ss/ Why do writefags do this? Do they not know /ss/ is the worst?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:23:55 2015 No.13400028 File: 102 KB, 566x800, c50e772842c6f764c44245592555aae4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it vixen time yet?? Does your MG wife/gf like to dress formal, classy, casual, or just throws on what she can find?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:25:22 2015 No.13400033 >>13400027 It really is. /ss/ works in hentai but holy fuck is it cringe worthy to read.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:25:44 2015 No.13400034 >>13400027 Because they like it? If you don't, don't read it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:25:58 2015 No.13400035 >>13400027 There are such things as different tastes, fetishes and opinions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:27:32 2015 No.13400042 >>13400028 The last one, usually ending up in one of my shirts. Just how I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:29:41 2015 No.13400050 >>13400033 cringe worthiness almost always comes from writing skill and experience, not subject matter most of our smut is cringe worthy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:31:29 2015 No.13400058 >>13400005 Has anyone told you how huge your ears are?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:33:12 2015 No.13400063

>>13400010
Can you tell I'm biased?

>>13400008
I was going to write something about discovering her secret shame, then feeding her beef jerky while she plays For Answer in her underwear, but decided against it. Either way, now you have that imagery in your head.
I also can't stop thinking about a threesome between her and her Jehuty body pillow, just like that one episode of 30 Rock with James Franko and Kimiko. God forbid I ever, EVER write about that in earnest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:34:11 2015 No.13400068 >>13400058 You might as well feel her up while you're at it, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:34:14 2015 No.13400069 >>13400005 What is this from? This looks like it's from the late 90's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:36:34 2015 No.13400076 >>13400069 If I remember correctly, that looks like it's from Macademi Wasshoi!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:37:35 2015 No.13400081 >>13400076 Is it fappable, or is this one of the only scenes that's boner inducing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:37:59 2015 No.13400084 >>13400076 Which was a pretty fun anime from...5 or 6 years ago? Something like that. But holy shit, that gay episode. Like, holy shit. Really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:38:34 2015 No.13400087 >>13400069 >>13400018 >>13400005 Wow, this is old. Macademi wasshoi This is an old anime from like 10 years ago. It had a few MGs in it Eneus the Vergest (hell hound maid) is the one in the pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:39:00 2015 No.13400088 >>13400081 It's more of a comedy than anything. Not bad if you've got time to kill, but nothing particularly noteworthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:40:21 2015 No.13400096 >>13400087 >hell hound >Those ears >Hell Hound How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:40:27 2015 No.13400097 >>13400081 It was light fan service, silly time killer anime. Go watch I cant into H or DxD instead.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:40:34 2015 No.13400099

>>13400063
>I was going to write something about discovering her secret shame, then feeding her beef jerky while she plays For Answer in her underwear, but decided against it
But why? That sounds lovely.

But yes, thank you for the image. And that text. Which I screencapped.

>Spoiler
I...I don't want to know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:42:01 2015 No.13400101 >>13400035 Yeah, but /ss/ and monster girls? It's just gross.pedo garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:42:08 2015 No.13400102 File: 435 KB, 653x926, e15b1f96eb01fe007acca3bdf4b1c1dc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400068 I already am, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:42:25 2015 No.13400106 >>13400096 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magician%27s_Academy Eineus the Vergest (エーネウス・ザ・バージェスト?) She is actually a type of demonic beast, called Vergest,

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:42:31 2015 No.13400107

Is it throwback hour?

I liked Inukami!
The anime was kind of shit in that they ruined the MC's personality, but the manga was good. It's also nice to have a series focused on the bland harem MC's more interesting and based friend, instead of the guy himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:43:10 2015 No.13400108 >>13400101 I assume you hold the same opinion of Lolis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:43:43 2015 No.13400110 File: 152 KB, 547x800, aa0c37cd04b1f0631c0b60d8ff67189a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400107 I liked Hyper Police, mostly Sakura that crazy MGC police fox woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:47:25 2015 No.13400124 File: 92 KB, 150x180, Mink_dancing_by_Xeltosh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] _______________How does it go?_______________

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:47:59 2015 No.13400127

>>13400099
>But why? That sounds lovely.
Because I've just woken up, am still eating breakfast, and am too tired to do that sort of thing. If you're pining for more anubis things, wait until I finish the little story I'm still figuring out.

>I...I don't want to know.
30 Rock was a pretty hilarious series, in my opinion. I'd recommend it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:48:57 2015 No.13400136 >>13400124 This is far too sexual for a dancing chibi It's those thighs Those damn, meaty thighs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:48:57 2015 No.13400137 >>13400124 Still waiting for a full Paradox translation and KC's game to be released.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:49:58 2015 No.13400140 File: 185 KB, 600x800, buffcubus3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw guys going after weak sluts who can't even lift >tfw no bf who appreciates your gains >tfw no bf to rub your shoulders after a hard day

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:50:52 2015 No.13400142 File: 645 KB, 723x1023, 1430293852379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the foxanon guy. <I see you have a lot of energy (TL)>

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:51:36 2015 No.13400145 >>13400102 She doesn't look happy at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:52:03 2015 No.13400150 >>13400124 I'm still angry about elves

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:52:58 2015 No.13400152 >>13400140 If I wanted to fuck a woman with the body of a bodybuilder, I'd fuck a bodybuilder. Savvy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:53:02 2015 No.13400153 >>13400142 Holly shit I can actually read that. I guess I'm making more progress at leaning nip then I thought. For reference I thought I was making no progress at fucking all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:54:37 2015 No.13400158 File: 140 KB, 488x810, buffcubus5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400152 >If I wanted to fuck a female bodybuilder, I'd fuck a female bodybuilder Yes, that makes sense. Praise Buffcubus. Follow Her commandments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:55:08 2015 No.13400159 >>13400153 Have fun memorizing thousands of symbols in multiple different styles. And yet I still find myself wanting to learn Nip, god what is wrong with me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:56:21 2015 No.13400167 File: 121 KB, 666x1000, 1f8adf24879d5f881f833a66c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400150 About not hatefucking one into oblivion right at this moment?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:57:32 2015 No.13400172 >>13400167 Those are big hips

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:57:44 2015 No.13400173 >>13400158 The pink horns need to be re-shaded. They look...weird. Like they were pasted in from something else. Mostly just the tips. Looks unfinished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:58:41 2015 No.13400174 >>13400142 ara ara~ genki ne~

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:58:43 2015 No.13400175 File: 186 KB, 850x604, sample-008be48a4147e7bc735df9193d2d47ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400158 pfft, sexy dainty feminine women for me

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:59:00 2015 No.13400178
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>>13400150

>He doesn't want to fuck an Elf
>Implying Elves aren't master race

Humans are basically half-formed Elves. They're one set of pointy ears and an elevated intelligence away from getting it right.

Pardon me, gotta go pray to my tree.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:59:26 2015 No.13400179

>>13400158
>don't know if pretending to be retarded or failed to get my point across

Your taste a shit anon.

>but muh big buff MGs acting dainty and girly!

So what? If you want girly and dainty, why shouldn't she look the part?

I bet you like dire als faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:59:52 2015 No.13400181 >>13400159 I know. Fuck the Chinese and their retarded ass writing system. I'd rather have an Anubis teach me how to read fucking hieroglyphics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:00:17 2015 No.13400183 >>13400179 Not him but Dire Alps are olev, don't bully them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:00:35 2015 No.13400185 >>13400178 >>He doesn't want to fuck an Elf >implying I'm not angry that I'm not fucking an elf Now put your collar back on

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:00:41 2015 No.13400186 >>13400172 The biggest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:01:48 2015 No.13400188 >>13400183 >not bullying Alps

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:01:55 2015 No.13400189 File: 356 KB, 800x800, t8i5f76d4567iu56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400158 I want to molest a tomboyish buffcubus until she turns red-beet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:02:57 2015 No.13400197 >>13400183 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II1Q806wMR8

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:04:12 2015 No.13400201 >>13400127 Can do. Lookin' forward to whatever it is that you're figuring out and come up with.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:04:32 2015 No.13400203
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>>13400158
You know this is as close to gay as you can get without getting an alp.
Bodybuilder Mgs are almost as stupis as two pussy Mgs (like manticores and some centaurs, but then again manticores have 2 pussies where a centaur might get a second one, so this means tail pussy is the stupidest thing ever, seriously, think about it, a pussy on the end of a tail, how fucking juvenile can you get, the stupidest thing ever, sad part is some faggots really want to experience a tail pussy the dumb fucks. )

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:04:39 2015 No.13400205 File: 311 KB, 720x900, onibutt2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400179 >but muh big buff MGs acting dainty and girly! >Implying I want them to act girly and dainty Strong girls are best girls. Everything else is just lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:05:04 2015 No.13400208 >>13400142 What's up with nips spamming "w" at end?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:06:07 2015 No.13400216 >>13400205 Sing me a show tune why don't ya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:06:07 2015 No.13400217 >>13400208 It's their version of "lol".

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:06:12 2015 No.13400218 >>13400205 >>13400189 Just stop, you aren't even funny. Seriously, no one likes this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:06:13 2015 No.13400219 >>13400203 Oh, look. An elf who doesn't know any better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:07:45 2015 No.13400223 File: 624 KB, 700x912, jinko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400203 >Can lift more >Has more energy >Tighter in every hole >Will protect you from danger Objectively better in every practical way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:08:02 2015 No.13400224 >>13400217 >A single letter of the English alphabet is their version of lol Why and how?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:08:41 2015 No.13400228 >>13400203 Embrace the frontpussy anon, it wants to save you from being a horsefucker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btk1sOBvY5c

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:08:52 2015 No.13400230 >>13400223 I am serious, the pics you post are pure shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:09:05 2015 No.13400233 >>13400110 Urd was my first waifu plz no bully

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:10:06 2015 No.13400238 >>13400218 I do

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:10:17 2015 No.13400239 >>13400233 Great taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:10:32 2015 No.13400240 >>13400233 Her mom Hild was even better

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:10:34 2015 No.13400242 File: 253 KB, 541x700, jinko2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400230 That's just, like...your opinion, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:12:42 2015 No.13400245 Big Strong Confident Monster Girls go great with weak feeble Anons Shy Spaghetti Spilling Monster Girls go great with Big Strong Confident Anons Am I correct?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:13:15 2015 No.13400246 >>13400240 I've always wondered how it went, her hooking up with an angel/god/whatever he was.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:13:21 2015 No.13400247 File: 178 KB, 600x520, 93bb1d1e5cfac37c525b87f5b26457c91355969e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which version do you think is better and why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:13:22 2015 No.13400248 >>13400224 I don't know. Japs are weird. To make it stranger, 'w' is 'lol', while 'W' is used as short-hand for "Double".

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:14:50 2015 No.13400250 >>13400245 Hell no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:14:59 2015 No.13400251 >>13400245 I actually think it's the reverse of that. Big Strong Confident Monster Girls go great with Big Strong Confident Anons. Shy Spaghetti Spilling Monster Girls go great with weak feeble Anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:15:13 2015 No.13400252 >>13400245 I don't think so, Tim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:15:19 2015 No.13400254 >>13400242 Get back to writing Alp.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:15:40 2015 No.13400258

>>13400223
>has the body of a guy
>being weaker or less beefy than your girlfriend
>have t plan every meal, cant be spontaneous and have a romantic dinner cause muh carbs
>can't drink
>mood swings
>won't be seeing a lot of her outside of the bedroom since she spends most of her time lifting

Pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:16:22 2015 No.13400260 >>13400247 Difference in art quality is too great to give fair assessment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:16:39 2015 No.13400261 File: 106 KB, 295x500, impchan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400245 >Be big, strong, but shy anon >Get with small, but dominant monstergirl That there's my dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:17:21 2015 No.13400263 >>13400260 I didn't mean the art, I meant the monster configuration. Biped vs insect configuration.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:17:42 2015 No.13400265 >>13400258 >being weaker or less beefy than your girlfriend >Not lifting yourself You wimp. How can you protect her smile when you're a weakling?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:19:01 2015 No.13400268 >>13400218 ...But I do like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:19:17 2015 No.13400271 >>13400263 Like I said, I can't say given how much better the art of the new version is. I like it more, but that very well may just be because it's better drawn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:19:22 2015 No.13400272 >>13400245 I want to be a pathetically weak and feeble anon looked after by a big strong dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:20:20 2015 No.13400278 File: 245 KB, 569x770, rats in the walls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400261 >Big, strong beefy guy who also happens to be emotionally sensitive >Gets bullied by a large group of individually weak Monstergirls

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:20:22 2015 No.13400279

>>13400201
It's going to have spaceships in it. That much I know, but I'm still trying to figure out a way to make it feel like Spice and Wolf, but in space.

>>13400247
The one on the right, because I can ride her into battle without the risk of falling over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:20:23 2015 No.13400280 >>13400265 Do you not understand how greentexting works?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:20:41 2015 No.13400282 >>13400272 My nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:21:24 2015 No.13400285 >>13400261 I will never understand this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:22:09 2015 No.13400290 >>13400279 >Spaceships >Spice and Wolf >In space You sir, are speaking my precise language.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:22:57 2015 No.13400293

>>13400251
>A dom with a dom
>A sub with a sub
Anon relationships need to work like magnets, or puzzle pieces. Opposites attract and all, what one person lacks the other offers and vice versa. Two subs aren't going to be able to satisfy each others needs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:22:59 2015 No.13400294 >>13400263 Depends on the girl. To me the only MGs that deserve a Taur style body are Arachne, there's just something inherently dangerous and sexy about an Arachnid body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:23:25 2015 No.13400297 >>13400261 My preference is >Be big, strong, shy Anon >Get with big, strong, shy monster

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:25:49 2015 No.13400304 >>13400293 >believing the opposites attract is an absolute >two doms not pumping each other up and being more successful due to feeding from each other >two subs not comforting each other, mellow personalities making for a chill as fuck relationship

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:26:12 2015 No.13400306 >>13400218 I like it. A lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:27:21 2015 No.13400315 >>13400218 >>13400238 >>13400268 >>13400306 I broke the dam

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:27:31 2015 No.13400316 >>13400293 >Two doms >Become fierce rivals >Always try to one-up one another in the bedroom >BLOOD AND THUNDER >VICTORY AT SEA >Two subs >Just want to cuddle and comfort each other >Cute, slow, sensual loving Works for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:28:29 2015 No.13400319 >>13400304 >>13400316 The anon hivemind hath spoken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:31:10 2015 No.13400321 >Be short, gruff, hardworking labourer Anon. >Have tall, charming and flamboyantly upper-class MG friend that constantly drags (or occasionally kidnaps) you into her SPLENDID ADVENTURES. ...A man can dream...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:31:35 2015 No.13400323 >>13400261 This nigga knows what it's about. 6'2 and moderately muscular IRL, want nothing more to be made the bitch of an ancient little girl. Tamamo was diamonds for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:32:52 2015 No.13400326 File: 296 KB, 2281x863, 6cbe079d5c3fc49c43b2fd8f1417fbef.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400218 >Seriously, no one likes this shit. Lets see... http://strawpoll.me/4233665

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:33:14 2015 No.13400328

>>13400293
Nothing in my post implied anything about dom/sub dynamics. A monster could be big and strong and confident and still be submissive to her husband. Or vice versa if that's your thing.

As for opposites attract, every time scientists do studies on that they say the opposite. Relationships are always smoother if both partners are on the same wavelength. It's true that relationships are more stable when one partner is willing to follow the others lead, but that's a different issue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:33:18 2015 No.13400329 >>13400315 At this point, buffcubus has become obligatory posting, like that faggot who's been posting slowpoke since forever, aspara guy and now lichsheep. Take comfort in knowing you're not the only one tired of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:34:09 2015 No.13400331 >>13400321 >You will never be kidnapped by your genki childhood friend MG and go on adventures together >You will never have an eventful life

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:34:43 2015 No.13400333 >>13400329 >Take comfort in knowing you're not the only one tired of it. Anon I think you missed the reference in that post

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:35:27 2015 No.13400334 File: 1.34 MB, 1200x3000, excessive censorship.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400323 >You will never be dominated by an ancient loli

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:35:46 2015 No.13400335 >>13400326 Fuck off with your polls, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:36:33 2015 No.13400337 >>13400294 I actually like horse girls as a biped instead of a centaur. The big strong legs with the hooves making their ass stick out with the tail hanging over it...unf. Too bad nobody draws them like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:36:55 2015 No.13400338 >>13400334 Get that shit outa here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:37:56 2015 No.13400339 >>13400334 Lolis are scary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:38:34 2015 No.13400342 >>13400339 You could say they're small girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:39:17 2015 No.13400345 >>13400329 I like slowpoke Anon. He makes me feel like I'm home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:42:15 2015 No.13400354 >>13400339 How can one person be so gay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:43:21 2015 No.13400357 >>13400345 Get in the box.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:45:10 2015 No.13400364 >>13400357 ...am I allowed to play with the Wurm? Is she nice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:45:40 2015 No.13400366 File: 858 KB, 1280x880, 7cc768ef7405c63eaa9c212363eafed1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want you to observe these three cats and correctly answer which is best cat afterwards.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:46:12 2015 No.13400368
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>>13400290
Don't get your hopes up too much. I mean, I guess you can look forward to it, but like I said, I'm still playing with the building blocks for it. It'll be a while no matter which way it goes. I'm also trying to think of a way to shoehorn a Firefly feel into it, but I might just be saturating the soup at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:46:56 2015 No.13400369 >>13400366 Obviously it's that Tabby with the green eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:47:59 2015 No.13400373 >>13400366 Far right, big fat cat tats, I want her to be my oneesan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:48:35 2015 No.13400376 >>13400366 Far right. Top left isn't bad either, but right is better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:50:28 2015 No.13400379 >>13400366 >qt sticking out her ass >dfc school swimsuit with zr >big fat cat tats neesan LITERALLY impossible to choose

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:50:41 2015 No.13400382 >>13400366 Kana-chan Childhood friend best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:50:52 2015 No.13400384 File: 629 KB, 837x1200, onigf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey, c'mon >Look how early it is >Get back under these warm covers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:51:10 2015 No.13400386 >>13400366 What dis nigga said >>13400369

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:52:33 2015 No.13400389 >>13400379 I can't tell which of the twins that flatty is but one of them is an insane yandere stalker and the other is a violent tsundere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:54:54 2015 No.13400393 >>13400278 Truly the Mouse Girl plague of Medieval times was something to be feared. Hundreds of tiny Mouse Girls running rampant through the streets, swarming and nibbling lone men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:56:21 2015 No.13400398 >>13400389 They both sound perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:56:26 2015 No.13400399 >>13400364 I've fitted the box with a automated, self repairin,g poking stick, and the TV only gets the lifetime channel. Take from that what you will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 04:59:49 2015 No.13400406 >>13400384 I'm making coffee

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:00:17 2015 No.13400408 What would a wurm think of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqAUmgE3WyM

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:00:35 2015 No.13400410 >>13400393 Feared? Why would I fear that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:01:35 2015 No.13400412 >>13400408 An entire lifetime of amusement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A7vAbq_uIY

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:04:05 2015 No.13400417

>>13399520
That's their tactic really. The slime luring in food by using the now puppet as bait.

Any woman captured by parasite slimes aren't human anymore. Their organs are completely transformed etc etc. The slime just uses their memories to get what it wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:05:43 2015 No.13400421 >>13400412 >An entire lifetime of amusement. It wouldn't last a minute

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:05:58 2015 No.13400422 File: 465 KB, 526x296, yIB7VAN.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400408 >>13400412 You are small time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:21:19 2015 No.13400453 File: 435 KB, 1023x858, 1421640042774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to touch fluffy tail, but fluffy tail doesn't want to touch me. How do I fix this injustice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:22:25 2015 No.13400455 >>13400453 Duct tape.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:24:22 2015 No.13400462

>>13400453
Take a shower to ensure you are not repelling the fluffy tail. Then lure the fluffy tail to the shower with sweet-smelling shampoos. When the fluffy tail is close enough, quickly reach out and bring it into the shower with you. Then gently wash the fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:24:56 2015 No.13400463 >>13400453 Vodka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:25:27 2015 No.13400464 >>13400455 >Binding a fox with duct tape before molesting fluffy tail Truly duct tape is a gift from the gods. >>13400462 Also good. >>13400463 Can I do all three?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:29:41 2015 No.13400475 >>13400464 >Restraining your fluffy tail waifu with duct tape while feeding her alcohol in the shower and washing her fluffy tail. This is how a true gentleman spends his days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:29:48 2015 No.13400476 >>13400463 Truly glorious vodka fixes all problems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:32:23 2015 No.13400482 >>13400476 Except liver failure. You need whiskey for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:32:25 2015 No.13400483 >>13400455 >Red Green deals with MGs. This is in my head now. Goddammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:34:21 2015 No.13400488 >>13400483 How much duct tape would it take to restrain an ushi oni?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:35:15 2015 No.13400491 >>13400488 All of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:41:14 2015 No.13400504 >>13400488 >Put a single strip over her uncovered eye. >She curls up into a ball, and lays there, silent and terrified until it's removed. >"A-Anon! I've gone blind!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:41:53 2015 No.13400507 >>13400483 Why would you do this to me. Now I can't stop thinking of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:42:45 2015 No.13400512 >>13400491 You underestimate the power of duct tape. If anything you would need every ushi in existence to break a single strip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:43:22 2015 No.13400514 >>13400504 No, spidercows aren't meant to be cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:43:37 2015 No.13400515 >>13400504 I've never wanted to hug an ushi so badly. This can't be healthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:44:30 2015 No.13400520 >>13400515 That's how they get you. It's a tactic, like learning how to cook when you balk at raw meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:45:22 2015 No.13400521 >>13400504 Why would I want to cover such pretty fucking face with duct tape? It seems like a waste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:47:01 2015 No.13400526 >>13400520 Can I at least play with her ears while she's defenseless? They seem soft and fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:51:37 2015 No.13400538 >>13398591 What the flying fuck, first the sexy xenomorphs, now this, nothing from my childhood is sacred should have known. That shotgun tho.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:55:59 2015 No.13400546

The subject of Ushis brings back something I wanted to ask after listening to 80s rock at work all day: in a MGC style world, what would bands be like?
Would human boys have hugely disproportionate idol status?
Would musical harpy types have a massive advantage in the music industry?
And if other MGs commonly do music, what would it be like?
Alternately, what would they have for analogues of real world bands?
>Blondie with Ushi and Manticores singing "One Way Or Another"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:01:28 2015 No.13400560 >>13400546 Boy bands make the biggest comeback ever in the history of music. The fevered female hordes and the high turnover rate would make it a natural fit for a MGC style world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:03:47 2015 No.13400568 >>13400560 You'd need paladin-levels of security for this shit...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:04:05 2015 No.13400570 >>13400560 scandals when it's revealed they sleep their way to the top, tons of porn with innocent idol boys being taken advantage of by fat, faceless tanuki

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:04:46 2015 No.13400573 >>13400546 I'd laugh at all the boy bands that alp then bully them when they fall out of the spotlight

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:06:56 2015 No.13400580 >>13400573 All those social reject fangirls that lose their shit whenever somebody makes a gay joke about their favorite band Then a guy alps and there's a spike in the suicide rate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:07:03 2015 No.13400582 >>13400570 >You will never be the poor little popstar in a faceless chubby tanuki orgy I have never wanted to be the victim of an H-manga more than now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:11:38 2015 No.13400598 >>13400334 Can you link to an uncensored version? I already tried google.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:13:43 2015 No.13400604 >>13400580 >Boy bands being a tool of the Order to thin out Monstergirl populations It... It's genius.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:16:43 2015 No.13400613

>>13400598
It's a short oneshot by an artist known as 774
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2044548
but it was eventually expanded into a full comic
http://exhentai.org/g/703409/161741e2dd/

He's a fun artist, alternating between heartwarming and utterly depraved in that same delicious art style.
A warning if you check his galleries, there is lolicon, beastiality, and a bit of guro.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:19:15 2015 No.13400617

>>13400002
>Kikimora playing Space Station 13.
The perfect tratior. No one will ever find out who keeps spacing those assistants who mess up the hallways as theres never any evidence.

I could also see some Apophis go around and sabotage the station while trying to kill Pharaoh captain, who keeps getting saved by the Anubis HoP.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:23:21 2015 No.13400630

Alright Anon, two scenarios.

#1: You hook up with Stage 3 Alp because the Alp has already become a hot Succubus waifu by then.

#2: You hook up with a Stage 1 Alp, essentially investing in a future of a hot Succubus waifu.

Does one make you gayer than the other?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:24:26 2015 No.13400632 >>13400630 I don't like Alps so I'm indifferent. I wouldn't go for either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:25:37 2015 No.13400636 >>13400630 I fail to see how hooking up with women makes you gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:27:08 2015 No.13400637 >>13400636 They used to be men. That makes it gay in some people's eyes. I'm not arguing for or against that view btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:27:26 2015 No.13400638 >>13400630 1. Does its upper body resemble a human female? 2. Does it have a human-like vagina? If both yes i'd fuck it without feeling homo.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:30:30 2015 No.13400643

>>13400636

Some can't seem to get over the fact that an Alp was once a boy. Given the canon, this description probably doesn't do it justice, but you could sort of consider them the "perfect" transgenders. They were males who magically became females.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:31:32 2015 No.13400647 >>13400630 I'll take whichever plays vidya with me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:32:00 2015 No.13400649 File: 252 KB, 600x839, 20932356_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400630 Don't really care which one, I'm in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:32:16 2015 No.13400651 File: 194 KB, 426x341, This thread's about to die anyways fuck you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400630 The real question here whether or not to pick option #2 and have all the fun of corrupting them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:33:02 2015 No.13400653 >>13400637 >>13400643 "Some people" should stop being babies, if you ask me.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:41:26 2015 No.13400676

>>13400653
>if you ask me
I didn't. Everybody has different views in this thread, and they often conflict. Arguing about them is pointless. Just focus on what you like and ignore what you don't.

Unless it's futa or monsterboys, in which case shitpost it until it goes away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:48:38 2015 No.13400690 >>13400676 HEY BUZZ, LOOK! A MONSTERBOY!

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:48:44 2015 No.13400691

>>13400653
The way I see it is an Alp is just a succubus that used to be a boy. The only reason to go for one over a vanilla succubi is if you like the 'used to be a boy' gimmick.

If you have a different reason then that's fine, it's not gay at all.

But if the only reason you prefer this certain monster is because it used to be a boy, don't you think that's a little gay? Or at least in a grey area?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:49:03 2015 No.13400692 File: 160 KB, 700x740, 1336481905266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else have any monster girl pictures they can't identify? I don't know what this girl is. A ghost elf? Beats me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:50:52 2015 No.13400700 >>13400692 She kinda looks like a grey. You know, those aliens?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 06:52:48 2015 No.13400705 File: 24 KB, 216x250, 1430304768126.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400700

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:08:22 2015 No.13400746
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>A Wurm Girl trying out her comedy act at a club on Open Mic Night.

"I mean, what's the deal with humans? If they like sex so much, wouldn't they have stronger pelvises?"

*Cricket noises*

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:11:15 2015 No.13400755 >>13400746 No please. There's nothing more painful than watching somebody bomb at comedy. Wurm-chan doesn't deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:14:51 2015 No.13400770 >>13400755 I just felt her cute-naive personality fit the situation. Also thanks for being the only other person in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:17:39 2015 No.13400775 >>13400770 I'm here too anon. I'm just playing games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:18:57 2015 No.13400780 >>13400770 I'm here too, just checking in at long-ish intervals. I really should be sleeping for work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:23:25 2015 No.13400786 >>13400746 Hell, I'd laugh at that if I were already tipsy. It all depends on her tone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:24:50 2015 No.13400794 >>13400746 Run with this for a bit, I want to read dumb scaly Chris Rock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:27:09 2015 No.13400800 >>13400746 I want to clean her plate scales. I mean take a metal pole and really scrape out all of the gunk that I'm sure builds up in there. I'd be putting all of my strength into it but it would just tickle her.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:32:18 2015 No.13400810
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>>13400794

>dumb scaly Chris Rock

You ever be making love to a man?

And he all like "It feels too good! I'm coming!'

How's a real monstergirl supposed to get off with these men who're sensitive as a Troll?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:37:13 2015 No.13400822 >>13400810 How the fuck do those ear fins that every dragon has work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:39:43 2015 No.13400831 >>13400775 New snowball summoner in ARAMs is op

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:41:41 2015 No.13400834 >>13400810 You ever be in a Wight girl's bathroom and be lookin around And just be like 'Damn girl what do you even do with all these soaps? Is this fuckin daytime TV or somethin in here?'

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:49:04 2015 No.13400854 File: 152 KB, 650x585, oomukade2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oomukade watches you from the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:54:29 2015 No.13400869 >>13400800 Be careful anon. Tickling a wurm can be hazardous to your health if they start thrashing around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:57:44 2015 No.13400877 >>13400854 Im gonna get the squirt bottle, shoo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 07:58:31 2015 No.13400881 >>13400831 How did you know? But yeah it is, just got stomped though God damn yi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:04:12 2015 No.13400898 >>13400881 Wow. Me too, Yi with ghostblade, shiv, ie I thought I was good at zed too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:06:18 2015 No.13400906 >>13400898 He out critted me, I was Gp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:06:45 2015 No.13400909 >>13400898 And Galio didn't need any fucking help He was already OP in aram, giving him Lee Sin Q...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:07:45 2015 No.13400913 >>13400906 ...I had a GP on my team as well Did you have a zed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:11:26 2015 No.13400920 >>13400913 Nah, would have been a hell of a coincidence though.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:11:36 2015 No.13400922

>>13400909
Still, this is better overall. I'd take some stupid shit like that than getting whittled down to a slow loss when we have no real hard engage against a shit team. So many times I had to just run at a team with singed and hope they didn't know how to kite or forgot to use spells.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:11:55 2015 No.13400924 File: 777 KB, 1280x720, 75472452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400775 >>13400831 >>13400881 >>13400898 >>13400906 >>13400909 >>13400913 >Suddenly this is a /v/ thread. Fuck it! Post your /v/ monstergirl waifu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:13:18 2015 No.13400932 File: 158 KB, 860x1200, Lady_Zozo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400924 Best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:17:03 2015 No.13400942 File: 482 KB, 600x425, 1430309823292.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13400924 My affection is not even particularly sexual here. Honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:20:14 2015 No.13400951 >>13400932 How the hell do you even compliment her? "Hi, you're looking...colorful."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:24:20 2015 No.13400963 >>13400951 I'd compliment her hand and then hold it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:24:25 2015 No.13400964 >>13400951 "Damn girl, your hair got more fluff than fox in heat"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:24:49 2015 No.13400966 >>13400924 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:25:50 2015 No.13400968 >>13400951 >What's 5 hours from now and pregnant? >You

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