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13391437 No.13391437 [Reply] [Original]

What Touhous would serve as good workout partners?

>> No.13391532

Patchouli

>> No.13391541

Would having Flandre spot your benchpress be a good idea?

>> No.13391557

>>13391541
She could probably bend the bar around your face with just a finger.

>> No.13391619

Cirno

>> No.13391660

Would you get hugged by Yuugi?

>> No.13391669

>>13391660
Would she crush my ribs and spine?

>> No.13391734

A mukyukkuri ofc

>> No.13391840

>>13391669
Yes
erotically

>> No.13396816

>>13391660
Yes

>> No.13401295
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>>13391660
Yes, especially this one.

>> No.13401497

>>13401295
Throwing her sake plate? Garbage.
Tru Yuugi would rape the kid with just one arm while with the other she drinks sake.

>> No.13401662
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This wolfhu

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>>13391437
I want to be BFF's with Yuugi in a purely non-sexual way. I want to hang out with her all day and drink and run and lift.
But I don't really find her attractive as a woman. I'm afraid she would fall for my devilish good looks, but then I'd be forced to turn her down. And then things would be super awkward for the next few moments before she punches me through a wall.
Life is hard.

>> No.13401927

>>13401750
>she would fall for my devilish good looks
She's looking for a strong man, not some pretty boy.

>> No.13401983

>>13401927

Don't opposites attract?

>> No.13401993 [DELETED] 

>>13391437
Ran because she is one of the fastest

>> No.13402024

>>13401983
Well, according to SoPM "She likes the strong, the brave and the honest, while conversely shows no mercy for the weak, the cowardly and the sly" so being Yuugi's opposite won't help too much

>> No.13402047

>>13402024

True. But here I think it's referring to personality traits and not necessarily physical strength. If she's looking for someone that can match her physically she's shit out of luck.

と言えば、I wonder if oni boys are monstrously hideous.

>> No.13402328

>>13401295
s-source?

>> No.13402334

>>13401983
Women hate weaker men, so no.

>> No.13406123
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YuuYuu would get you rock hard (abs). You could towel each other off afterwards.

>> No.13406318

>>13391437
Why would you work out WITH someone? They're all supposed to be competition.

>> No.13406419

>>13406318
Motivation as well as assisting when benchpressing

>> No.13407677

>>13406123

there's not enough Yuuka interacting with Yuugi stuff.
She only gets paired with shit-tiered characters, like Wriggle.

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>>13402328
http://exhentai.org/g/712219/b7a8a896de/

>> No.13409623
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13409623

Yuugi is delicious.

>> No.13409643

Not Yuugi. Too strong. She'll probably make you bench press much more than you're capable of, and walk off saying, "Don't worry, you got it," when you're unable to lift it up anymore and its crushing your chest.

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>>13409623
I want to drink booze off her abs.

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>>13407677
Wrestling buddies!

>> No.13421948

Getting a big hug from Yuugi and smelling some of her body odor!

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>>13421948
Dude, getting a hug from Yuugi would result in instant death

>> No.13427693

>>13427613
Not a bad way to go out

>> No.13427868
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I know he's not a touhou but I want this guy to work out with.

>> No.13427952

>>13427613
That's why I'd train beforehand.

>> No.13427978

>>13427613
Yuugi has perfect control of her muscles. You'd only go splat if she wanted you to go splat.

>> No.13428024 [DELETED] 

Why does /v/ bully me when I say that I like strong girls...

>> No.13428852

I have a feeling that Yuugi or really any oni would be a horrible partner for that seeing as their superior strength is innate and they do not have to really work to have that level of strength.

>> No.13429008

I think all touhous make a decent workout partner tbh.

All they have to do is lay down and let me pound their pussy.

>> No.13429949
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Meira-san

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>>13427978
I'd only go splat in my underwear.

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>>13428024
They're a bunch of homos

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>>13428852
Even if you are born superstrong you gotta keep working out to be even STRONGER.

>> No.13431237

>>13421941
yuuka since she probably smells of flowers, sweat and dirt

>> No.13433368

what does snu snu with Yuugi feel like?

>> No.13433379

>>13433368
Rough and hard, but with passion

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